Arseblog - "It's fuckin' excellent" - an Arsenal blog http://arseblog.net Thu, 07 Oct 2010 07:44:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 en 1.0 http://arseblog.net http://arseblog.net anr arseblog-arsenal-blog arsecast arsenal-match-reports match-reports site-news arsenal-football-club 4-1-arsenal abou-diaby andrei-arshavin anfield arseblog arseblog-edu-interview arseblog-facebook arseblog-goalkeeper-poll arsecast-2 arsenal arsenal-brasil arsenal-defending arsenal-fanshare arsenal-financial-results-2010 arsenal-goalkeeping-situation arsene-wenger austrian-training-camp bacary-sagna bad-tackling bad-tackling-in-football blackburn blackpool boilk bolton braga carling-cup cesc cesc-fabregas cescs-injury champions-league chelsea contract eduardo-da-silva emir-spahic emmanuel-frimpong gael-clichy gary-cahill ghanaian-taxi-drivers gingers-4-limpar hes-got-a-twitch injury interlull jack-wilshere joe-cole johann-djourou johnny-massacre kieran-gibbs laurent-koscielny legia-warsaw-friendly liverpool lukasz-fabianski manuel-almunia manuel-aluminia mark-schwarzer marl-schwarzer marouane-chamakh match-report michael-essien nicklas-bendtner owen-coyle partizan-belgrade paul-robinson paul-robinson-abou-diaby paul-scholes per-mertesacker peter-storey phil-jagielka podcast premier-league red-card robert-pires robin-van-persie ryan-shawcross-is-a-cunt samir-nasri sebastian-squillaci shay-given spurs statement stoke-chairman sunderland the-fa theme-tune theo-walcott theo-walcott-hat-trick thomas-vermaelen thomas-vermaelen-arseblog-gunnerblog-t-shirt tom-cruise tomas-rosicky training-day transfer-deadline-day true-story vito-mannone wellington-da-silva west-brom wilhelm-scream william-gallas wojciech-szczesny yargh nav_menunavigation http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Arseblog season preview 2007-8 http://arseblog.net/?p=500 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=500 Keepers: Well Jens will start as the number one but he's got competition now. Almunia looked pretty good pre-season and tellingly played far more than Fabianski so we can assume he's going to be the main deputy. It'll be interesting to see how long the young Pole takes to get himself into contention, remember he's been capped at full level by Poland and he won't exactly be happy at being 3rd choice at Arsenal and seeing his rivals selected ahead of him because they're playing first team football. I'm quite happy with the options we've got. Defence: I think we're strong at centre-half. Toure, Gallas, Senderos and Djourou gives us good options. There are concerns that the Kolo - Gallas partnership doesn't work and that we lack physical presence and aerial power in the centre. Both Senderos and Djourou can provide that but both have their faults, which is only to be expected for young players. A young midfielder or forward learning his trade doesn't make mistakes so costly as a young player at the back. I'm sure Senderos, having come close to establishing himself during the CL run the season before, will be busting to have a better season and both of them have the other to compete with for first team football. I like that. At right back we're chock-a-block. Sagna looks like he's going to be first choice but Eboue, Hoyte, Djourou and Flamini can all play there. On the other side we're looking for Gael Clichy to add to the attacking side of his game and maintain the good progress he's made a defensive player. It's time for him to show that he's ready to push on his career and if he can provide a better final ball that'll be a great start. Armand Traore is almost the opposite. He needs to be stronger at the back and work on his positioning when facing an opponent. At the moment he gets beaten too easily but again he's one you'll hope will progress. Overall: We need to be stronger in the air and we need to make sure that we're a more stable unit than last year. As well as cutting out the annoying tendency to concede first the defence to provide the kind of base that allows us to attack better. Last season, no matter how well we were playing or how on top of the game we were, we were capable of conceding at any moment. That has to stop or we're going to have problems winning matches again. Still, I think there's good competition for places and that will help. Mark out 10 - 8.5 Midfield next and on paper it doesn't look too bad. In the middle we have so many options. Cesc and Gilberto, of course. There's Denilson, Diaby, Flamini and Alex Song who appears to be part of things at this moment in time. That's 6 players and I can't possibly see the need for any more. Out of those you'd be looking for more goals from Cesc, same again in terms of leadership and example from Gilberto, steady progress from Denilson, Flamini as a handy squad player who will come in and give you 100% all the time and the odd goal and I'm not quite sure what to expect from Song. Perhaps he's just a late developer but even with his loan spell away he looks short of the required quality. As 6th choice he's probably ok but you just wonder would Wenger cash in to allow someone like Mark Randall to get closer to the first team squad and some Carling Cup time. Abou Diaby is a player that now needs to show us what he's made of. He's got all the attributes needed. He can tackle, he's decent in the air, he's good on the ball and he is capable of driving us forward in the way no other midfielder since Vieira can. However, he does seem to have a tendency to let games pass him by. I really like him but this is a big season for him too. It's wide where we have problems. It think it's fairly obvious that neither Rosicky or Hleb particularly like playing there. Hleb in particular showed in pre-season he's much more comfortable in a role just behind the striker but I'm not sure how often he's going to get to play there. Rosicky showed towards the end of last season that he was getting to grips with the role a bit better but the question mark of injury hangs over him. He appears to have been given Michael Owen's hamstrings and this has never allowed him to get a good run of games together so his form has been stuttery. I don't think it's unfair to expect more from him this season. Emmanuel Eboue looks like he's going to spend more time in midfield than in defence, which is probably a good thing from the defensive point of view. Further up the field he's strong, quick, gets beyond defenders and is capable of getting a good ball in. I can't help thinking we need better quality than Eboue if we really want to challenge for the league but perhaps the competition for a place between him, Hleb and Theo Walcott will enable one of them, at least, to perform consistently. Theo is still very young and I think there's far too much expectation around him. I also don't really think he's a right winger and would probably do better as a striker where he can use his pace more. Still, I hope he can improve this season. Overall: I think we need to sign a winger and I think we need it to be a left winger. I read somewhere that Sagna got 12 assists for Auxerre last season so obviously Arsene is looking at getting him to overlap as much as possible with whoever's playing right midfield and providing good balls into the box. It's hard to see where the contribution from the left is coming from at this stage so a good signing there could make a big difference. As well as that the midfield in general needs to contribute more in the way of goalscoring. Rosicky, Hleb, Cesc and Diaby in particular need to finish off their chances better this time around. Forwards: Obviously Robin van Persie is the name on everybody's lips at the moment and he's certainly got the talent and ability to be a 20 goal striker, at least. He's still fiery but a bit older now and hopefully a bit more able to control the flashes of rage. We badly need him to be fit for the majority of the season and if he is I think he'll prove to be one of our most important players. Adebayor is just as young, remember, and if he can keep up the same attitude and workrate as last season I think his game and his goal return will improve. Eduardo looks like a real poacher but the step up from Croatian football to the Premier League is a big one. I can't say I know what to expect from him but if we got 15 goals you'd have to think that was a reasonable return. Nicklas Bendtner scored some goals in pre-season but by AW's own admission is still to 'raw' for Premiership Football. When you consider 17 old Theo is only other option up top you have to think we need a striker. Last season our options were Henry, van Persie, Adebayor, Baptista, Aliadiere. Now they're van Persie, Adebayor, Eduardo and Bendtner. It's not exactly a forward line that's going to make too many boots quake across Europe. That's not to say these lads aren't up to the job but just that we're very, very short of options if we happen to lose a couple of to injury and we all know how easily that can happen. Overall: I think van Persie is going to be a superstar, I'm confident Adebayor can do better than last season, Eduardo certainly knows where the goal is but it's how quickly he adpats to English football and Bendtner gives us another kind of striker. However, we really do need another one, in my opinion. I think the manager will be looking for the players to share the goals around more, to not be so reliant on one player to make the difference, as we became a little like that with Thierry Henry, so we don't need to try and find another Henry who can bang in 30 goals a season. We need someone who can definitely score 15-20. There's been talk of Anelka and Martins but you'd have to think those would have happened by now if there was anything in them. Despite the lack of immediate targets I can't believe there isn't someone out there who could come in and do the job required. Benny McCarthy? Roy Makaay? Not typical Wenger signings due to their age but experienced goalscorers who could make a real difference without the kind of shelf life to get in the way of the younger options. I dunno. Summary: I thought pre-season was encouraging. The lads will be full of confidence having won two trophies and the spirit and togetherness on the pitch is easy to see, especially in comparison with last season. I think there are some wonderfully talented players in this squad and I think they are all hungry for success and trophies. I also think the squad is just lacking a little bit in the kind of quality required for the big prizes. I think if we sign a winger and a striker we've got a really good chance of challenging. I can't see us finishing outside the top 4 and I like the way we're being written off in some quarters. Arsene has always loved that siege mentality and his teams have always performed under those kind of circumstances. So there's lots to be encouraged about but you just can't help feeling that another couple of canny additions to the squad would help them achieve things sooner rather than later. From the fans point of view I think it's important that everybody starts the season with a clean slate. Yes, even him. And him. And thingy. It's a brand new season, it's possibly the most exciting time of the year apart from Nude Christmas and let's try and remember football is there to be enjoyed and not always so relentlessly and minutely analysed. Come on you reeeeeeeeeeeeds!]]> 500 2007-08-07 18:05:43 0000-00-00 00:00:00 closed open draft 0 0 post 0 http://arseblog.net/?p=759 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=759 759 2008-04-14 08:25:34 0000-00-00 00:00:00 closed open draft 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock http://arseblog.net/?p=766 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=766 766 2008-04-20 17:53:10 0000-00-00 00:00:00 closed open draft 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last Auto Draft http://arseblog.net/?p=2787 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2787 2787 2010-10-04 11:06:35 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open auto-draft 0 0 post 0 More on Arsene as PHW hits out at minority http://arseblog.net/?p=1809 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1809 1809 2010-07-09 12:36:28 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open draft 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock Auto Draft http://arseblog.net/?p=2765 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2765 2765 2010-10-03 19:58:55 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open auto-draft 0 0 post 0 Auto Draft http://arseblog.net/?p=2769 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2769 2769 2010-10-03 21:00:48 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open auto-draft 0 0 post 0 Auto Draft http://arseblog.net/?post_type=slide&p=2770 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?post_type=slide&p=2770 2770 2010-10-04 08:30:27 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open auto-draft 0 0 slide 0 Auto Draft http://arseblog.net/?post_type=slide&p=2771 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?post_type=slide&p=2771 2771 2010-10-04 08:36:54 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open auto-draft 0 0 slide 0 Auto Draft http://arseblog.net/?p=2772 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2772 2772 2010-10-04 08:40:27 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open auto-draft 0 0 post 0 Auto Draft http://arseblog.net/?p=2806 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2806 2806 2010-10-04 13:00:14 0000-00-00 00:00:00 open open auto-draft 0 0 post 0 Other stuff http://arseblog.net/2006/04/23/other-stuff/ Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:15:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=16 Player wallpapers robert pires thierry henry thierry henry 100 goals freddie ljungberg cup final dennis bergkamp 100 goals tony adams patrick vieira edu sol campbell david seaman gilles grimandi ray parlour ray parlour cup final ashley cole sylvain wiltord gilberto edu & gilberto silva thierry henry v Spurs Martin Keown - Old Trafford david bentley's first goal Jose Reyes Arsenal debut Cesc Fabregas 1024x768 Cesc Fabregas 1280x800 Philippe Senderos 1024x768 Philippe Senderos 1280x800 Team Wallpapers fa cup winners double winners pires 'not worthy' community shield winners Champs 03/04 WHL - 1 Champs 03/04 WHL - 2 Champs 03/04 WHL - 3 Champs04 Highbury 1 Champs04 Highbury 2 Champs04 Highbury 3 Champs04 Highbury 4 Champs04 Highbury 5 Champs04 Highbury 6 Fun Stuff the fox in the box robert pires goal vs aston villa Where's Edu? when arsene and alex had a drink demento gets a prank phone call ronaldo makes slitty eyes 'joke' thierry henry - The Sun argentina 'nancy boys' mick mccarthy spoof carlsberg ad proof of south korean match fixing arseblog journalist translator nigerian email scam transcript john hartson boots eyal berkovic in the head d'urso's dartboard fifa's new rules david seaman's new boots pascal cygan takes on the tortoise and the hare carr in an arsenal scarf arseblog michael owen advertisement Despot Wenger Deirdre's photo casebook - Little Nicky Part 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 Ruud van Nistelrooy diver gallery James Lawton article 1 James Lawton article 2 Hideous Cunt World Cup Top Trumps]]> 16 2006-04-23 17:15:57 2006-04-23 15:15:57 closed open other-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Arseblog's archives http://arseblog.net/2006/04/24/arseblogs-archives/ Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:23:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=14 2002 february march april may june july august september october november december 2003 january february march april part 1 april part 2 may part 1 May part 2 June part 1 June part 2 July part 1 July part 2 August part 1 August part 2 September part 1 September part 2 October part 1 October part 2 November part 1 November part 2 December part 1 December part 2 2004 Jan part 1 Jan part 2 Feb part 1 Feb part 2 March part 1 March part 2 April May part 1 May part 2 June part 1 June part 2 July part 1 July part 2 August part 1 August part 2 Sept part 1 Sept part 2 October part 1 October part 2 November part 1 November part 2 December part 1 December part 2 2005 January part 1 January part 2 Feb part 1 Feb part 2 March part 1 March part 2 April part 1 April part 2 May part 1 May part 2 June part 1 June part 2 July part 1 July part 2 August part 1 August part 2 September part 1 September part 2 October part 1 October part 2 November part 1 November part 2 December part 1 December part 2 2006 January part 1 January part 2 February part 1 February part 2 March part 1 March part 2 April part 1 April part 2]]> 14 2006-04-24 09:23:16 2006-04-24 07:23:16 closed closed arseblogs-archives publish 0 0 post 0 About Arseblog - Disclaimer http://arseblog.net/2006/04/24/about-arseblog/ Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:24:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2006/04/24/11/ Arseblog is in no way affliated to or authorized by Arsenal Football Club. This site does not condone the behaviour of people I hate who do stuff I don't like. Should any of the opinions expressed here run contrary to widely held beliefs, feel free to comment. All comments are the opinions of the individual, and do not represent the views of arseblog.com. Opinions expressed on the forum and The Arses are those of the individual and do not represent the views of arseblog.com. If you wish to contact arseblog.com, please email via the contact link on the links bar above. "It's fuckin' excellent"? It's a quote from Arsenal's Freddie Ljungberg after the FA Cup final in 2002. Collared by a roving Sky Sports reporter, he was asked how it felt to win the cup. He replied, "It's fuckin' excellent". And it was. I used to dream of being Arsenal's number 7. Don't pick it, it'll never heal. It's all mostly true...... ©arseblog.com - 2002 - 2007 - All rights reserved. Please do not reproduce any part of this site without permission. 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All we can hope is that he's put whatever issues he has had behind him and he performs as well as we know he can even though we haven't seen that level from him a while. The choice between him and Djourou was a ' small gamble' according to Arsene Wenger but the boss is confident Campbell can perform saying "I trust his qualities and his strengths. This is what you dream of and to be in this position. I wouldn’t dream of a better way to come back. He is physically alright and he will be OK.” Gael Clichy is in the travelling squad of 19 and other than that there are no major surprises. Thierry Henry thinks the fact that Villarreal need a goal will suit as and Arsene Wenger expects a more attacking side than the one we saw at Highbury. I don't think they'll be that different though. There is no way they're going to come at us gung-ho and leave space behind for us to exploit with Henry's pace. Certainly not in the first half and I don't think they'll really start getting adventurous until there's about 20 minutes to go if it remains scoreless. Then they obviously have to start taking chances but the last thing they're going to do is leave themselves open to the away goal which would effectively kill the tie. It's going to be a very similar game to the first one and what they do have on their side is the advantage of playing at home and slightly fresher legs than hours having rested almost all their first XI this weekend. They also welcome back goalkeeper Sebastian Viera who came close to signing for us this summer only for the deal to be called off at the last minute. They also have centre-half Peña back to add some experience to their defence. Apart from that there's not much else to tell you about them. We all know who the dangermen are already and we need to be extra careful around José Mari again tonight as he'll be using the baying home crowd to make his dives seem even more realistic. Again all we can hope for is that we get a strong referee. From our point of view we need the same as we have needed since the first Madrid game. We're going to play the 4-5-1 formation again with Ljungberg back in the side ahead of Pires and José Antonio Reyes on the left. We just need to be organised, hard working and maybe we need a little more help defensively from the midfield as Campbell is a bit of a worry at the back from the point of view that he's coming into a back four he has little experience of playing with. Despite the fact an away goal will pretty much win the game for us I don't expect us to go all out either. As I said above it's going to be very cagey as both sides know how important the first goal is. The Madrigal is a small, noisy ground but I don't think the players will be affected by that. If you can go to Madrid and Turin and get results you can go anywhere and get one. We need Cesc to pull the strings in midfield and hopefully he's recovered enough from his foot injury not just to play but to feel comfortable playing. Thierry is obviously the main danger, particularly if they do start to attack in numbers and we can hit them on the break, but it wouldn't be unfair to look for a goalscoring contribution from either Reyes or Bloody Ljungberg who need, perhaps, to convert their hard-work into something more substantial. In a tight game with the midfield likely to be packed it might just be made for the close control and pacey running of Hleb to create something. It's going to be an exciting night and by exciting I mean nail-biting, butterflies in stomach, twitchy legtastic. It's only 9am here and I've already got a turtle's tail. To those of you going give it loads, we'll all be cheering on with you. "Red Army!" We're 90 minutes away from the Champions League final everybody. Come on you reds!]]> 10 2006-04-25 21:24:28 2006-04-25 19:24:28 closed closed nearly-there private 0 0 post 0 We're in the Champions League final! http://arseblog.net/2006/04/26/were-in-the-champions-league-final/ Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:19:49 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=9 "Oh no!", I said. It was plaintive. Imagine a young boy coming home to find his faithful dog, his best friend in the world, flattened on the road outside his house.Mrs Blogs stood up. I thought she was going to rub the top of my head in that kind of 'Oh well, that's it now. They're going to score and there's only one team that's going to go on and win it from here' way. She didn't though. "He's going to save it", she said. "Gah", I replied. "He's going to go to the left and he's going to save it", she repeated. "Bah", I replied. I stared blankly at the screen. Riquelme licked his lips. Jens stood there being Jens. Riquelme shot. Jens went left. He saved it. We cleared it. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!", I said leaping up and down and seriously aggravating my shin splints. "I told you!", said Mrs Blogs as she came over and gave me a hug and I got a look down her top too. What a fucking moment. If there was any doubt about whether I loved Jens more than Mrs Blogs then boobs won the day. I still love Jens though. What a fucking guy he is and I loved the way he did that 'slit your throat' gesture at number 99 Franco. Afterwards a clearly relieved Clichy said "If you ask me who my favourite player is in the world at the moment, I would say Lehmann." Not too many Arsenal fans would argue with that at the moment. From then on there was no doubt. We actually managed to keep the ball for a little bit and then the ref, eventually, blew the final whistle. A shattered Riquelme got off the pitch as quickly as he could, more than one Villarreal player cried. I gave each one of them the finger when they come on screen, the fucking cunts. They might have played better than us but that doesn't make them not cunts and doesn't mean we shouldn't enjoy knocking them out to ensure our path to Paris is complete. From the least enjoyable 89 minutes of my life I'd suddenly really enjoyed the last three. I'm not sure that makes up for it all but football is a funny old game etc etc. Afterwards the manager spoke about the performance and admitted we were a bit lucky. He said "We were a bit lucky tonight, but it is a fantastic achievement as this side has great character. We did not manage to play tonight; I don't know if it is physical or psychological. Even if we were not great, I am still proud of the character in the young team."He also had praise for Jens Lehmann, saying "I thought to myself, if it is our year, Jens will save it. Maybe the strength of character of Jens was important because I knew he would not be beaten easily. There was a lot of pressure on Requellmie and he had fatigue, but Jens had determination and class, and he showed again what a great goalkeeper he has been this season." Thierry Henry was also full of praise of the German keeper who, without question, was the Arsenal hero last night. He said "The penalty was very harsh, if that's a penalty then you'll see one every day of the week. He had an amazing game, not just the save. It was a team effort but Jens was magnificent." To be fair he made a great save from Franco in the first half which should have been given offside, but wasn't, and was truly awesome when the defence, shorn of two key players, really needed him. So we're off to Paris. The first ever Champions League final in the club's history and it's just amazing to think a team that nearly everybody had written off as second rate has managed to get there. Leaving last night's performance aside I am so proud of the players and delighted for the manager who all along has had faith in his team. We might have ridden our luck a bit against Villarreal but you don't get this far on luck alone. We haven't lost a game in the CL this season and we're, hopefully, 90 minutes away from becoming invincible in Europe like we were in the league two seasons ago. Does it matter who we get in the final? Not really. From my point of view the thoughts of beating Barcelona and wearing my Arsenal shirt around town for the following week is already giving me a bit of a stiffy but I'm not bothered. I also have a sneaky feeling Milan are going to go through tonight. There's no need to go into a critique of individual performances, we all saw the game, we saw who did ok but in general we looked like a very tired team somewhat overawed by the occasion. It doesn't matter though. We're on our way. We're going to Paris. I'll leave you with the picture below, I think that says more than I ever could. I love the lads.]]> 9 2006-04-26 21:19:49 2006-04-26 19:19:49 closed closed were-in-the-champions-league-final publish 0 0 post 0 About http://arseblog.net/about-2/ Thu, 27 Apr 2006 17:07:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?page_id=767 This site is in no way connected with Arsenal football club - except for the fact that the content matter is mostly about Arsenal football club - and the views and opinions expressed here are in no way representative of Arsenal football club, but are in fact the opinions of the bloke who runs this site which is in no way connected with Arsenal football club - except for the fact that the content matter is mostly about Arsenal football club. (repeat to fade...) Just to make it very clear: Arseblog is in no way affliated to or authorized by Arsenal Football Club. This site does not condone the behaviour of people I hate who do stuff I don't like. 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It's Barcelona in the final. http://arseblog.net/2006/04/27/its-barcelona-in-the-final/ Thu, 27 Apr 2006 19:18:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=8 Gio van Bronckhorst. It's all tremendously dull and classless by Barcelona to be honest. They're not really my favourite fans in the world either as the overconfident cunts booked up all the flights to Paris last week. I thought I'd at least have a day to get good prices ahead of them, but no. Cheapest flight from Barcelona was around €500. 'I'll go to Madrid and fly from there' I thought! but the cunts have made the usual €50 return to Madrid triple in price. 'I know! I'll get the train!' so I rang up Renfe. "Hello, I would like to travel from Barcelona to Paris please!" "When would you like to travel, sir?" "May 16th an..." "Sold out!" Bastards. Anyway, I now have a Bill Brysonesque voyage to Perpignan, then an overnight train to Paris and the same, more or less, going back. It'll probably be full of Barcelona fans too. There's no escape. Especially here. Which is quite normal, I suppose. Anyway, a quick round up of the stories because I've got a headache. And yes, I know drinking beer gives you a headache next day but drinking beer makes you not care that drinking beer gives you a headache the next day. Thierry Henry says he's proud of the team for getting to the Champions League final but that's not enough. He wants to win the thing - "I know that our supporters will always remember what we have achieved — but we are going to Paris to win the trophy." Hurrah! Arsene Wenger says we have to be careful of Ronaldinho which is kind of like saying you shouldn't dip your mickey into a piranha tank. Chairman PHW loves Arsene though, he says "I have no idea what happens when he goes. Managers like Arsene Wenger only come around once in a lifetime. He is the best." Football most orange vice-Chairman has urged the captain to sign the new deal. He says "We want him to stay, the fans want him to stay and we hope he will stay. If he's ambitious he should stay at Arsenal because we have got a new stadium and a young team coming through. We would like him to stay and be captain and take us on to even greater successes." There's an injury worry over Alexander Hleb, apparently, but there's good news about Mathieuy Flamini whose hammy isn't torn just slightly pulled. Philippe Senderos also hopes to be back before the end of the season and if fit should come back in for the unconvincing Campbell. Right, I think I need some breakfast. Till tomorrow, arseheads.]]> 8 2006-04-27 21:18:43 2006-04-27 19:18:43 closed closed its-barcelona-in-the-final publish 0 0 post 0 Henry/Eto'o/Vieira/O’Cearuill. O’Who? http://arseblog.net/2006/04/28/henryetoovieirao%e2%80%99cearuill-o%e2%80%99who/ Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:34:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=13 Thierry Henry who was named the Football Writers Player of the Year for the third time in his career and, as is typical with him, that is a new record. Maybe they'll let him keep the trophy. He said "It is all about the team and without my team-mates I would not have won. My hope now is that the team go on to create history of their own by becoming the first Arsenal side to win the Champions League." Robert Pires shows he's focussed on Arsenal by telling us every day about which club is offering him a 15 year deal. If it's not Villarreal or an Italian club now it's Benfica. He says "I can confirm negotiations with Benfica. I like Benfica very much, my family are Benfica supporters and some of my family still live in Queluz'. Maybe it's just me but he I think he should probably stop talking about other clubs at the moment. We have more important things to think about than whether or not Robert Pires deigns to sign a one year deal which has been good enough for Dennis Bergkamp. "Early in the match, I took a blow to the knee - I heard it crunch and thought I might have to be substituted. But the pain died down, I felt better and played the full 90 minutes. Maybe because I had taken painkillers before the game for a bruised leg." - Alexander Hleb plays down fears he'll be out of action for a while. Keep chomping those mogadon, Alex! Samuel Eto'o shows he's not worried about Barcelona signing Thierry Henry by saying he doesn't care that he'll face the man who would certainly take his place if he left Arsenal. He says "Why should I care if he’s in the final? I couldn’t care less. In fact, I couldn’t give a shit", which is about as see through as Michael Jackson's skin. He's obviously cacking himself that Henry will sign for them because he knows Henry is a far, far better player and also not a massive cunt. He also said that we were lucky to get the final because we played badly against Villarreal. Will I bother mentioning how Milan hit the post in the first leg and that they had a perfectly good goal disallowed in the second leg? If there's anyone I want to see cry on May 17th it's Samuel Eto'o. And Deco. And Oleguer. And Valdes. And van Bommell. And etc etc... Patrick Vieira left Arsenal to win the Champions League. He must be sick now and he's been involved in a training ground bust-up with Zlatan Ibrahimovic. It's all going wrong in Turin now. Their 14 point lead has been whittled down to 3 points and the face the very real possibility of being overtaken in the league at the death on top of being knocked out of Europe. By us! Hopefully Thierry will look and realise that the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Ashley Cole continued his comeback from injury against West Ham reserves yesterday. Nicklas Bendtner scored 2 as our lads won 3-1. There's an interesting player called Joseph O’Cearuill playing for us in the centre of defence. He was let go by Watford on the night our reserves played them at Barnet but a watching Arsene Wenger was so impressed he invited him to play for us. He's done well in two games since and may well earn himself a deal which just goes to show you football is a funny old game. Not good enough for Watford then all of a sudden you're playing alongside Ashley Cole and Theo Walcott. Good luck to him, I hope he does well. And that's that. It'll be a quiet enough weekend as we play Sunderland on Monday but expect a few little changes around the site to keep you entertained. Or not so much entertained as interested for about 3 seconds. Till tomorrow.]]> 13 2006-04-28 08:34:56 2006-04-28 06:34:56 open open henryetoovieirao%e2%80%99cearuill-o%e2%80%99who publish 0 0 post 0 Arseblog moves to Wordpress http://arseblog.net/2006/04/29/arseblog-moves-to-wordpress/ Fri, 28 Apr 2006 22:02:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=15 here. So what advantages does Wordpress have?
  • Each entry will have it's own page rather than sharing a page with up 15 other posts making it quicker to load.
  • The site, from now on, will be fully searchable.
  • I can post from anywhere whereas previously I had to have a web design program I can now log in from any computer with a net connection and post. This is also handy for when Tom steps in when I'm away etc.
  • The Arses are now linked to each day's post making them faster and more efficient. We toyed with the idea of using Wordpress's built-in comment system but Tom has done fantastic work integrating the Arses. They're now much faster and the page loads much more quickly when there are a lot of arses.
  • The design is now entirely CSS which means I only need to change one or two templates to modify the look of the entire site rather than having to redo each individual page.
  • Peviously columnists like Safety would have to send me an article which I then formatted and made the page for. As soon as I sort that section out he, and others, will be able to log in and post articles when they want.
  • In general the site should be faster and more efficient and still chock full of wonderful arsey goodness each day.
So those are the reasons behind the change. There are some things which still need to implemented but I'll get around to them in the next few days. If anybody has any comments or suggestions or if you notice anything out of the ordinary just simply email blogger@[removethis]arseblog.com Finally, big thanks to Tom for all his tech know-how and arse integration and to Peter Gasston for Wordpress and CSS help. Cheers, fellas. Today's blog to follow in the morning... does that mean there'll be two first arses?]]>
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Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/04/29/saturday-round-up/ Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:23:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=17 Ashley Cole who is set to start against Sunderland. In a lengthy interview on Sky Sports he talks about getting fit, making the World Cup squad and how well Mathieu Flamini has done in his absence. Speaking about the Champions League final he says:
He's done well, I don't think I could play in midfield like he's played at left back so he's done well, adapting centre midfield to left back has gone really well. The team as a unit has done well, the back four's done well, so I can't really complain to the manager that I want to come into the team because I don't have the right.
Which is fair enough. He's a bit coy about his own future though and while he dismissed those who say he's going to Madrid or Chelsea it's far from clear from his final comments that he sees his future at Arsenal. Although some reports have him saying he's going to stay others suggest quite strongly he's definitely going to leave. When you consider we are losing Bergkamp, Campbell looks likely to move on as does Pires and the Henry situation is far from clear it would be a huge loss, in playing terms, if he went as well, despite what some of us might think about his behaviour in the past. Anyway, the summer will be interesting, that's for sure. Simon Kuper on Dennis Bergkamp:
On Bergkamp’s first day at training his teammates had bowed before him and chanted, “We are not worthy!” They were right. Arsenal had never had a footballer like Bergkamp. In a decade he transformed the club. “Boring, boring, Arsenal” became, briefly, the most beautiful football team in English history.
Arsene Wenger has praised Thierry Henry's 'clean life' and called him a role model for every striker after the captain won the Football Writers Player of the Year for a record third time. Here's some background about his early life in Paris, nothing really very new to it, but interesting enough nonetheless. No doubt there'll be plenty more pieces like this before May 17th. The boss also reveals very little about a scouting trip to see Barcelona other than to say they're a good side. Regular reader Rob emailed me to advise me of problems with registering interest for Champions League final tickets. The Online Gooner has a piece about it and a little workaround if you're having issues. It does seem though as if the club might need to extend the deadline. Ok, not much else going on. Feedback on the new look very welcome via email or in the arses. Hope you like it. Till tomorrow. Update: There are some issues with Internet Explorer on PC not displaying the right hand sidebar with the links etc properly. This is because Internet Explorer is a load of shit and you should be using Firefox. Download now. We'll try and get the IE problem sorted as soon as possible. Update 2: And that should be fixed now. Thanks again to Peter.]]>
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"For me, and the club, it is the start of a newera because we have such a young team. It's tremendous for players like Fabregas, Senderos, Flamini, Reyes, Van Persie and Eboue to experience a Champions League Final at their age and the really exciting thing is that it's just the start for them."
Robert Pires says Arsenal are a French team and that the language most people speak in the dressing room is French. Mon dieu! Imagine, people who can speak French speaking French to each other. What is the world coming to? Not much else happening at the moment, if there are any Sunday tabloid stories they haven't been published or found their way to the other websites yet and I'm not going to sit here until they are. So there. Till tomorrow and fingers crossed that Bolton can take some points off Sp*rs.]]>
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Sunderland - Henry - Hill-Wood - win a t-shirt! http://arseblog.net/2006/05/01/sunderland-henry-hill-wood-win-a-t-shirt/ Mon, 01 May 2006 09:13:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=20 Arsene Wenger says Chelsea will have to look over their shoulders at us as his young team are coming good. There's no question we've got some immensely talented young players and those players will have stepped up a level by the start of next season but if we really want to trouble Chelsea more than twice next season then we need some investment this summer. That, however, is a story for another day. The focus is on winning tonight and against Citeh then hoping Sp*rs fuck it up somewhere along the way. Chairman Peter Hill-Wood was his usual forthright self on the Henry situation, saying:
We haven't got a clue want he wants to do. He's slightly moody, too. Some days he's up, some days he's down. We hope he decides to stay with us, but I haven't got any more idea than you have.
The Spanish press have also been full of it and if you believe them we've got no chance. According to them if we win the Champions League he'll have nothing left to do at Arsenal so he'll leave. If we lose the Champions League and don't finish 4th we won't play in the competition next season and he'll leave. He's also bought a house here, has been having Spanish lessons, he's probably getting his ADSL installed already, some jamon iberico delivered and of course there's that little cunt Giuly whose so keen to play with Henry next season he's talking about leaving for Liverpool. I would suggest the only people who know are Thierry and his missus. Team news for today will see Ashley Cole return at some point. Whether he starts or not is another question with the boss having been very impressed with Gael Clichy's return against Villarreal. Campbell will continue in defence but we may see some changes and players rested and rotated. It's on Sky Sports this evening so a couple of bank holiday beers and the football will make for a grand time. Ok, thanks to our old chums at Goalhanger I've got some t-shirts to give away. There's a Cesc one and a Jens Lehmann one. In fact there's two of each. Click the images to have a better look. Cesc t_shirt Jens t-shirt To win all you have to do is answer the following easy question: From which club did we sign Jens Lehmann? Was it a) Bayer Leverkeusen b) Borussia Dortmund c) VfB Stuttgart. Answers to tshirt@arseblog.com and the winners will be announced on Wednesday. Good luck! Ok, that's your lot. Here's to three points today and I'll see you tomorrow.]]>
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Diaby out for 6 months - Sky and Alan Smith pathetic http://arseblog.net/2006/05/02/21/ Tue, 02 May 2006 07:30:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=21 obviously upset Arsene Wenger said:
The injury looks very serious. It is frustrating and unacceptable because the player had no intention of going for the ball in my opinion. I'm sorry for Diaby who worked so hard to come back and to get such a bad injury when he wants to be a part of the team. I'm not even thinking of the victory, I'm just very, very down.
Thierry Henry was also critical of Sunderland's approach, saying:
The only thing, the Sunderland players wanted to do was kick people. We can play football or we can play something else but some of the tackles I saw in the second half, one on Cesc was clearly not for the ball.
Diaby gets injured by Sunderland cunt SmithIt was a very bad challenge and Diaby, it was confirmed last night, has broken his ankle - dislocated as well as fractured - and will be out for at least 4 or 5 months. This is the kind of thing that the FA needs to be concentrating on getting rid of, not stupid bookings like players taking their shirts off or back-chat to officials. I know the rules say that if the ref sees it no further action can be taken but it's a fucking stupid rule. If the ref doesn't realise how serious something is he, or a video panel, should be able to upgrade the card to a red. Smith deserved a red card and deserves a lengthy ban but it won't happen. The sooner football sorts out its priorities the better. They either downgrade petty offences or they upgrade dangerous, malicious play designed to injure a player. It's also worth pointing out that in circumstances like this Sky TV could do a lot more. Alan Smith was almost dismissive of the incident, saying "These things always look worse in slow motion" but that tackle was horrific in real time. They could do a lot better in highlighting shocking challenges like that than replaying nothing incidents time and time again in order to create headlines and we've come not to expect Alan Smith to show any Arsenal colours but he was as limp as any pundit I've ever seen last night. If a guy makes a horrible tackle which is nowhere near the ball and badly injures his opponent just fucking say it, you cunt. In the meantime I suppose we just thank Diaby for his efforts since January and wish him the best and speediest of recoveries. Overall we did enough to win the game without ever clicking into top gear. Or two gears below that. In fact, Sunderland are so bad they we stayed in second gear the whole game and given the performances of one or two players it's a good job they're as bad as they are. We might miss Robert Pires' experience if he goes this summer but we won't miss his lack of fight or energy or commitment in the challenge. He was very poor as was Alex Song. I've said before I believe he's hopelessly out of his depth at this level and nothing I saw yesterday changes that. It strikes me that his greatest skill is passing to a player in plenty of room but managing to put him under pressure all the same. Not good enough and he can go back to Bastia at the end of the season. It's good that Clichy and Cole are back because this means that Flamini can now cover midfield in Diaby's absence. He wasn't the worst though because we have to talk about Sol Campbell. I've had emails from people who think I've been too harsh on him since his West Ham walkout. That's fair enough. Some people are more forgiving than me and we all have our opinions. What I think all of us can agree on is that Campbell as a footballer is struggling really badly. He was atrocious yesterday. He was hesitant, he missed headers, he let balls bounce when they should have been cleared first time, he let very average players run rings around him at times - especially for the chance that Kyle had - and the thoughts of him playing against Eto'o, Ronaldinho and possibly Messi makes my stomach churn. He might be rusty but he's not getting less rusty as the games go on. Against Villarreal he wasn't good but then nobody was and it was his first full game back. Today should have been a breeze for him though, playing against players who shouldn't really give him a hard time but he made 1-goal-all-season Kevin Kyle look good. He's is obviously overweight, too slow, he played them onside more than once and at this point he's a liability. He is unable to perform basic defensive duties. He might be back but his mind certainly is not because errors like that can be avoided though concentration. If he can't even concentrate against a team as poor as Sunderland what does that say about his motivation or ability to play in an important game? I'd play Djourou ahead of him in the absence of Senderos. One thing to note when Senderos plays is how much ball we win in the air from crosses, corners etc. With Campbell in the team we don't win those balls, look much less assured and we defend too deep. I should say he defends too deep and pulls everyone back with him. With such an inexperienced midfield - 3 teenagers and bloke who couldn't care less - you need to defend higher up the pitch to take the pressure off them. Campbell couldn't, or wouldn't, do that. Yes he's a been a good servant but his time has passed if that's the best he can come up with and I won't be sorry to see him go. The good news is that Philippe Senderos might be closer to returning than we thought. According to the injury list on Arsenal.com he could be back for Thursday's games against Manchester City and not too soon either.]]>
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Smith's apology doesn't fool Arsenal players http://arseblog.net/2006/05/03/smiths-apology-doesnt-fool-arsenal-players/ Wed, 03 May 2006 07:35:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=22 an apology yesterday from Sunderland's Daniel Smith Arsenal's players didn't hold back in their criticism of the tackle which has put Abou Diaby out of the game for the forseeable future. The mild mannered Kolo Toure said:
It wasn't an accident. He just came in to try to hurt the player, which is really, really bad. They wanted to show desire because they were 3-0 down at half time, but to show desire is not to kick or to hurt the player.
While Cesc, who was looking straight at the tackle assult, said:
I am disappointed with them about this. The game was almost over and we were winning 3-0 and it was an unnecessary tackle.
For his part the Sunderland player showed he's a real candidate for the brain of Britain, saying:
If I did catch him it wasn't meant. I sincerely went to win the ball.
"IF?!!" There's no if about it as a dislocated and fractured ankle might just be, you know, proof that you crocked him. He was nowhere near the ball either and his jumping lunge, studs first into Diaby's ankle makes him either the worst tackler since Paul Scholes or a liar who got frustrated and decided to do his opponent. Look at the picture in The Sun. He's not looking at the ball because the ball is not attached to Diaby's ankle. I'm sure he didn't mean to injure him as badly as he did but he certainly didn't mean to get the ball. Anyway, he's off down the leagues, like Sunderland, so hopefully he'll get what's coming to him which is the non-descript career his 'talent' merits. On to other things. After being linked with a move to Sevilla yesterday the Spanish club have played down suggestions that Lauren could leave Arsenal this summer. There was some talk of him being used to pay a part of the Reyes fee but with potentially so much experience on its way we need to hang onto some of the 'old guard'. Also, as exciting as Eboue is I still think he's got lots to learn and Lauren can show him the way. To my mind he's still a better player than the young Ivoronian Coastian and it's vital we keep him. The Mirror has a highly speculative story about Real Madrid and Cesc and a £12m bid. They may want to double that after his match winning display in the Champions League final and we'll still tell them to go and shite. Speaking of which Lionel Messi has been ruled out of the game due to the injury he picked up against Chelsea. The tickets for the game were allocated yesterday and already there's some bad feeling amongst supporters who have been unsuccessful in their bids. The registration system was flawed and there will be doubts that the procedure was run as well as it might have been, especially as there seems to be a decent number of people still waiting for confirmation one way or the other. No doubt we'll hear more about this over the coming days. Ok, not much else going on. There'll be more tomorrow including a preview of the Citeh game. Till then. Update: Totally forgot to announce the Goalhanger t-shirt winners! The RNG did its things and the winners are as follows: Cesc t-shirt: Joshua Cole and Peter Angelli Jens t-shirt:  Demetris Kyprianou and Matthew Zeqiri. Thanks to everone for taking part, I'll be in touch with the winners for address details and shirt sizes. Thanks again to Goalhanger for the prizes.]]>
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Wenger is right to talk of legal action http://arseblog.net/2006/05/04/wenger-is-right-to-talk-of-legal-action/ Thu, 04 May 2006 07:34:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=23 Arsene Wenger talking about legal action yesterday. He said:
I'm very upset and very disappointed with the tackle, so I will not leave this case there. I feel the only intention in the tackle was to hurt the player and I will take legal advice on how far I can go.
It's important to make the distinction between what he's said there and what's being reported, which in the main is that Arsenal are going to sue Smith or Sunderland. What Wenger has said there is very different. With Diaby set to be out for up to 9 months there is a concern that he might not be the same player again as Arsene has described it as a 'tremendously serious injury'. Speaking about the tackle he said:
I don't accept a desire to harm people. The challenge was wicked stupidity and the guy that harms somebody else must be punished. I want justice.
As I said yesterday the more I look at the incident the more I'm convinced that Smith went for the man and not the ball. Look at this picture or this clip - he's looking at the man, not the ball - which is long gone. I also said yesterday that I don't believe he meant to hurt him the way he did but those are the consequences of reckless actions sometimes. I remember when I was in school I once tripped a lad up as he was going up a flight of stairs. I only meant to trip him, I didn't mean for him to smash his forehead open and bleed like a stuck pig but I had to accept the fact that it was my fault. There was no ball anywhere near that I could lie and say I was going for that. I think Smith went for the man, it turned out to be far too much of the man than he might have liked, and now he and Sunderland are hiding behind crap like Diaby was too fast. Smith has had a short career so far but has a decent card count. I think Arsene Wenger believes the intention was to play the man with no intention of playing the ball which is why he's crying foul on this one. Had it been a 50-50 and Diaby had come off injured there'd be nothing left to say because everybody accepts that these things happen in football. It will be interesting to see where this goes. I don't believe that Arsenal will sue the player or Sunderland Football Club but I think that for too long the FA, UEFA and FIFA have tried to paper over the damage done by serious foul play. They have consistently pussied out of addressing the issue but will issue edicts and rules about petty, stupid things all day long. You can't take your shirt off, you can't run over to your fans to celebrate, you can't kiss your badge in front of other fans, you can't wear a t-shirt undearneath your shirt with a message to your friend who's just had a baby, you can't kick a ball 5 metres away when the opposition get a free kick without getting a yellow card but you can fracture and dislocate another player's ankle and because you've gotten a yellow card nothing more can be done about - even if the ref has got it obviously wrong. Arjen Robben gets Reina sent off...As an example, let's look at the case of Liverpool goalkeeper José Reina. He put his hand on Arjen Robben's face. You can see Robben's reaction there. So, by the letter of the law Reina can't raise his hands and is given a straight red card with a 3 match ban. There was nothing really 'violent' about his conduct, the referee maybe didn't see it at the time and gave the card on Robben theatrics, but with video evidence it can clearly be put into perspective and perhaps the ban can be lessened. We also had José Antonio Reyes banned for 3 matches for a similar incident during an FA Cup game last season. By the letter of the law it's a 3 match ban and let's just say we accept that. Where the problem lies is the fact that even if Dermot Gallagher had given Daniel Smith a red card the maximum punishment for him would have been three games. Which is the same as Reina got for nothing much. The same as Reyes got for nothing much. There is no distinction between conduct which, by the letter of the law, is a red card and dangerous, violent play in which the player deliberately intends to hurt his opponent. Dennis Bergkamp got a three match ban for stamping on the ground against Liverpool. Yes, his challenge was reckless and I'm glad he didn't connect, but the bottom line is he didn't touch the player and still got the same ban as he would have if he'd landed on his leg or foot. Now, if the FA want to discourage this kind of behaviour then they really need to introduce retrospective punishments whether the referee has seen and dealt with the incident during the game or not. They should be able to look at a tape of the Diaby incident and say "The referee has got it wrong. It is our opinion that Smith's challenge was designed to injure his opponent and he should serve a 10 match ban". They also need to be able to look at behaviour like Arjen Robben's during the Reina incident and say "You were acting to get a fellow player sent off. You get a two or three match ban." Was it Southampton we played last year when one of their players had a little shove at the referee? He didn't hurt the official but he got a 10 match ban. Great. Protect the referee. You can't have players being physical with match officials. A 10 match ban is fine. I agree with that but I cannot understand why they will not accept that the system is obviously flawed when it comes to dangerous play on the pitch. How can you justify banning somebody for 10 matches for pushing a referee yet a player who tries, and maybe succeeds, in breaking another player's leg can only get a three match ban? It's crazy. There needs to be perspective. If what Reina did results in a three match ban, fine, but what Smith did deserves a lot more. Arsene Wenger's suggestion that the player be banned for as long as the player he injures is out is an interesting one. It would certainly make players think about crunching into another player's ankle if the ball is long gone. At the moment there's just no deterrent against serious foul play, only the morality of the players themselves and at the end of the day they're human. Sometimes they lose their temper and get frustrated the way all of us do but a tackle like Smith's is tantamount to one of us hitting the boss over the head with a chair or an iron bar when he gave you a bit of grief in work. You'd suffer the consequences of that in 'real life' so there's no reason why footballers shouldn't do the same. I believe Arsene's talk of legal action is designed to highlight the deficiencies in the system as it stands. I don't believe there will be a lawsuit. Fans of other teams might scoff right now and talk of double-standards because no team is whiter than white but let's hear from them when one of their players is out of the game for 9 months after a vicious assualt. Hopefully it will make the authorities and the fat cat blazer brigade do something about it sooner rather than later rather than spending time on trivial things which don't really matter. I won't be holding my breath though. Ok, on to tonight's game and there are some squad changes afoot. Gael Clichy is rested which means Ashley Cole starts. Dennis Bergkamp is also rested after 20 minutes against Sunderland and Adebayor is out with a sinus infection. Hleb, Ljungberg, Reyes and Gilberto come back. Bendtner could be on the bench. In other news Jens Lehmann is our player of the month, just reward for his consistency and his penalty save against Villarreal. Sehr guht, Jens! Cesc Fabregas says he'll replay the boss's faith and show Barcelona what they've been missing and the Mirror reports on the CL ticket problems which I'll cover another day, suffice to say I've received lots of emails about it. Fingers crossed for another three points tonight and no injuries, horrific or otherwise.]]>
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Freddie and José start scoring again, nice timing... http://arseblog.net/2006/05/05/freddie-and-jose-start-scoring-again-nice-timing/ Fri, 05 May 2006 06:48:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=26 That's not to say it was all one way traffic because a rather cranky Jens Lehmann had to make two or three very good saves. One from a Richard Dunne header showed why he's been the best keeper in the league this season. We had to score though because whatever chance we might have of West Ham taking two points of Sp*rs on Sunday I don't think they'll beat them so a win tonight was vital for that 4th place race. With a little more than 10 minutes left we went ahead. Pires had the ball on the right, Eboue sprinted forward - and what a turn of pace he has - got the ball and squared it Reyes whose sidefooted effort was nearly stopped by James but trickled in at the far post. 2-1 Arsenal. City came forward again but about 5 minutes later a quick free kick saw the ball out to Henry on the right, he charged forward, squared it for Reyes and the Spaniard finished with aplomb to put the game out of City's reach. Ok, not exactly the free flowing football we'd have liked but it was three points nonetheless. I don't think our cause was helped by playing somebody like Song who was always there when our play broke down. In a way I feel sorry for him because he is only a young man but there's absolutely no need for somebody like that to be learning their trade with us in important games. This time I don't think there's any kind of rough gem you can polish, Arsene. Looking briefly at some performances Ashley Cole looked well off the pace which is what you'd expect after so long out but with only one more game before the Champions League final the boss has a big decision to make regarding the left full back position. Sol Campbell was better than against Sunderland, which was good to see, but the cynical amongst us might suggest tha had something do with the onlooking Sven. Also our frailty from set-pieces with him in the team as opposed to Senderos is worrying and to see Campbell being beaten in the air by the gigantic Darius Vassel is worrying. It's great to see José and Freddie back in the goals though. As much as Freddie José scores them in clusters so again it's good news before the final. The more realistic goal threats we have the better. They know all about Henry but we need them to be worried about more than one man. Alexander Hleb looked dangerous at times too. Afterwards Arsene gave his thoughts about Ashley Cole's comeback and the performance in general. It does set things up nicely for the final day and I think our match is being showed live on Sky. We all know the permutations and what has to happen for us to finish ht4. It's time to start digging up your lucky charms (real ones, not Oirish breakfast cereal), lighting candles, praying to whatever God you believe in, and hoping that the final day at our great old stadium is a magic one. Speaking of which the BBC talk to Liam Brady (the God I believe in) and Charlie George about Highbury and how they feel about leaving it behind. There's a picture special too. In other news Boro chairman Steve Gibson becomes the latest in a long line of club Chairman and manager's to criticise Davin Dein's role at the FA. It's not too difficult to see their point either. Boro have just been Tangoed. And that's it. An exciting and emotional final day awaits. A battle with the old enemy for a Champions League place and the final ever game at Highbury. I think I'll get the beers chilling already. Till tomorrow, Arsemates.]]> 26 2006-05-05 08:48:24 2006-05-05 06:48:24 closed open freddie-and-jose-start-scoring-again-nice-timing publish 0 0 post 0 Saturday linkathon http://arseblog.net/2006/05/06/saturday-linkathon/ Sat, 06 May 2006 08:30:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=27 why we had to leave Highbury, pays tribute to Herbert Chapman, and gives an injury update which isn't all good. Gael Clichy has another knock while Flamini and Senderos look to be cutting it fine to be involved for the Champions League final which is something we'll touch on next week. Dennis Bergkamp looks set to play in part in tomorrow's game and it will make the day more poignant that his last Premiership game for the club coincides with the last game at Highbury. The boss says:
It will be very emotional because he is part of that history at Highbury. Nobody will ever forget him. As much as Thierry Henry is a top target striker, Dennis Bergkamp, as a provider, was unique.
The boss also spoke about how he expects a performance from West Ham. Rather cleverly he said:
If they go into the FA Cup final next Saturday having lost against Tottenham they will not win the cup final, I tell you.
I'm sure Alan Pardew will be telling his players otherwise should they not get a result but it'll certainly add something to their game. A more detailed preview tomorrow. In other news Thierry Henry was named the Premiership Player of the season. He's scored 24 league goals this time around. A couple more tomorrow would be nice. José Antonio Reyes and Cesc Fabregas have been named in Spain's provisional World Cup squad. Reyes would certainly have been expected to make it at the start of the season but it's a testament to Cesc's form and increasing maturity that he is included. Well done to both of them. We don't need Nikola Zigic because we've got Nicklas Bendtner, says Arsene. Safety has a new column in the new look columnists section. A kind of goodbye to Highbury, The Last Waltz. Ken Friar, who was so important in the new stadium project, talks about leaving Highbury:
When I first came we had a capacity in excess of 65,000 with only about 8,000 seats. There were no screens and no advertising, because there was no television coverage. We had no sponsors. It’s changed a bit.
More Highbury memories from Arsenal legends. A hearty thanks to Dublin Gooner for arranging an auction on the Arseblog forums this week. Two very generous people will have a great day out tomorrow and £620 has been raised for the David Rocastle Trust. Well done, Dubs and thanks to everyone for taking part. So that's it. After a gap of around 4 weeks due to bank holiay weekends my team plays again and it's the quarter finals of the cup against a team called ... West Ham. So, we have to hope this West Ham loses and the other West Ham gets at least a draw. Fingers crossed and see you tomorrow.]]>
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Highbury magic - Bergkamp's wonderland http://arseblog.net/2006/05/07/highbury-magic-bergkamps-wonderland/ Sun, 07 May 2006 07:42:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=28 Goodplaya also points out that it could also be the last home game for another half-decent player we have but that really doesn't bear thinking about. It's the final day of the season and there's still the small matter of fourth place to play for. We all know what needs to be done. Sp*rs must drop points to West Ham and we need to take all three points against Wigan. If that happens we finish in fourth place. A Sp*rs victory means they do. I'm sure West Ham will be up for it but it's a tall order as they have players injured and players with an eye on the FA Cup final. Perhaps Highbury can provide us with one more piece of magic. Wouldn't that be sweet? To those of you lucky enough to be going I hope you enjoy the day, the occasion, the atmosphere and everything else (although I'm sure it will be hard to enjoy Roger Daltrey). I was supposed to be there but circumstances mean I can't. Soak it up, people. It's a once in a lifetime day. Here's hoping it's a wonderful day for all the right reasons. Have fun. Sunday round-up: A quick round-up of the Sunday stories for you. AW tells Sven he should take a big gamble by taking Theo Walcott to the World Cup. Hard to imagine he'll go to the World Cup if he can't even get a game for us but there you go. Gary Lineker on Dennis Bergkamp:
One runs out of superlatives in describing him as a player: he has great vision, awareness, touch, finish, not to mention selflessness, which for a striker almost sounds like a contradiction in terms.
East Lower has some Highbury memories. Diamond Geezer has a nice Highury piece. Tony Adams won't be at the Highbury farewell today but he talks of his time there:
All the time, the crowd stayed with me. All through the time when I was having to suffer all those 'ee-aw' chants. Whenever they heard it, they would just support me more. Great crowd, the Highbury crowd.
The other tabloids aren't awake yet so that's about it. I may add on some bits if there's anything of interest. Sadly my team lost the 1/4 final against West Ham yesterday. Here's hoping the real West Ham can emulate them. Finally, if you're looking for something to wear to Paris check out these t-shirts. Order quick though to make sure they arrive in time. Till tomorrow, come on Arsenal.]]>
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We wanted Highbury magic. We got Highbury magic. http://arseblog.net/2006/05/08/we-wanted-highbury-magic-we-got-highbury-magic/ Mon, 08 May 2006 08:09:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=29 In the second half there was more Highbury magic when Thompson played a back pass straight to Thierry Henry who rounded the keeper to make it 3-2. We made some subs bringing on Ljungberg for Pires and later van Persie and Bergkamp. Freddie had only been on the pitch a few seconds when he was felled in the box by a Wigan sub who had only been on a similar amount of time. This time Rennie gave the penalty and sent off the Wigan player. It might have gone well for us this time but in the future we're going to suffer at his hands and it was a very harsh red card. Still, no sympathy from Thierry as he stepped up, scored, sealed his hat-trick and the game. A couple of moments later Highbury erupted as West Ham went two up against Sp*rs. And so it stayed until the end. Arsenal came back from 2-1 down to win 4-2, a nobbled Sp*rs did their best and even a helping hand from a former player couldn't seal the deal, they get UEFA cup football, we go to the CL qualifiying rounds, Thierry Henry scored a hat-trick at the last ever Highbury game and really you couldn't have written the script any better. Just amazing. Afterwards Thierry said:
That was the perfect send-off. We are fourth in the league and the table does not lie after 38 games, so we deserve to be in this position. It's not normally what we do, finish fourth, but we will take that this season. No one now can say we didn’t deserve it. Now we are going to play in the final of the Champions League.
Arsene Wenger thinks that 4th place could convince Henry, who he described as the 'best striker in the world', to stay, saying:
He has given us no encouragement so far but we must respect that until he wants to make a decision, I believe we have something special happening here and I'll encourage Thierry to stay.
He was also happy with the way we said goodbye to Highbury, the special stadium:
For the history of the club and for this building here, to finish on a high I am very proud. We would all have felt guilty to have walked out of here on a low after what has happened here for years. There was fantastic excitement, strength of character and quality as well.
There will be all sorts of speculation and analysis about Thierry Henry's future at the club. Does the fact he was talking to Ashley Cole at the end mean anything? Maybe, but only if you consider I'm told Cole's future is now more likely to be at Arsenal than anywhere else. Does his kissing the turf mean he's going to go? Does me having a poo mean I'm going to go support Chelsea? Fact is we're all as much in the dark as we were before. Personally I think he's going to stay. I have no inside information to back that up, it's just what I think. It would suprise me if he left but we can go over this another day. All I will say is that for the best Arsenal player I have ever seen to score a hat-trick on the last day at Highbury is just something special. Well done, Thierry, and well done everyone else for ensuring the league season finished on a relatively high note. Last game at Highbury, Arsenal - Wigan How brilliant did everything look yesterday? The pitch was magnificent - the Highbury 1913-2006 mowed into the grass was a nice touch - the red and white stripes in the stand were fantastic and almost made up for the fact that we weren't in red and white for our final season at our home. The t-shirts looked great, the Chairman especially dapper in his and what a classy move by the club to make up blue ones for the Wigan fans as well. They might have been pie-eating twats singing the 'same old Arsenal' song but I'm sure some of them appreciated the gesture, the likes of which no other club in the league would have made. And the noise. Watching at home the hairs on the back of my ncek were standing up listening to some of the songs (Ohhh, Rocky Rocky!), I can only imagine how it must have been to be there. It was a day that will live long in the memories for everyone. For the people inside the ground, for the thousands who just hung around in the pubs around Highbury to soak up the atmosphere, for the people watching at home all around the world. The results, the way things went our way despite doing it the Arsenal way - which is the difficult way - made it a magical day. A fitting goodbye to Highbury. What more could we have asked for? Hopefully we'll have a picture special here on Arseblog in the next day or two thanks to some happy snapping regulars! In a quick round-up of other stories it seems that Arsene Wenger's suggestion that Sven take Theo Walcott to the World Cup is not as far fetched as we might have thought. Reports this morning suggest that our youngster is set to be named in the 28 man squad which is whittled down to 23 at a later date. With serious doubts over Owen and Rooney he might even sneak in. Sp*rs are threatening to sue the Premier League and the Marriott Hotel where the players stayed prior to the West Ham game. Dodgy lasagne seems to have been the culprit. Was the person who made the bechemel sauce a Gooner? Who knows? I'm not sure they've got much chance though. Right, it's another week, the season's over and now we just have the small matter of a Champions League final to talk about for the next few days. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Henry - Cesc - Walcott - Wright-Phillips http://arseblog.net/2006/05/09/henry-cesc-walcott-wright-phillips/ Tue, 09 May 2006 06:51:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=30 are 4th *pauses to make scornful grin at the camera* and we're going to play in the Champions League final". Beautiful stuff. And does he have any sympathy for Sp*rs after their illness scare? He does not.
I heard they had people with food poisoning, but the only thing I can say is: did anyone bother when we had nine players out? No. They were saying 'Arsenal are not playing well', 'Arsenal are not the team they used to be'. But that is how it is in the game - sometimes you do have people are ill, or turn up with a headache and are not on the team sheet. That is the way it is.
C'est la vie, in fact. I'm trying to get around to writing something about his future in the next couple of days. I don't have any information that you don't have, well not much anyway, so it'll just be about what Arsenal has to offer and what Barcelona and Spain has to offer. It will be very exciting, I promise. Cesc Fabregas is relishing the prospect of playing Barcelona next week and he's enjoying the fact that we're going to go into the game as underdogs. Nobody I speak to over here is even giving us half a chance and while the Barcelona staff will do their best to keep their players grounded there's every chance that kind of overconfidence could spread to the players and do us a favour. We went to Madrid as serious underdogs, look what happened. We took on Juventus, runaway leaders of Serie A, and look what happened. I'm with Cesc, I'm quite happy for us to be underdogs and the more underdoggy we are the better. Congratulations to Theo Walcott who has been named in England's 23 man World Cup squad despite not playing single minute for Arsenal since his transfer and despite the fact Sven has not even seen him play except on video. Amazing when you consider he's ignored Defoe, 18 goal Darren Bent and even someone like Robbie Fowler who is fit and scoring goals again. Quite what the Swede is thinking I don't know but it's a great opportunity for the young man and who knows what kind of impact he might have? It does mean that he won't be taking any part in the Champions League final though. A World Cup surprise package not just to England fans but for Arsenal fans too. Also, no place for Shaun Wright-Phillips who was advised by people close to him to sign for Chelsea rather than another club with which he was strongly linked. No doubt the percentage of the transfer fee is ample consolation for lots of time on the bench and missing out on the World Cup. That said I can understand Ian Wright when he says:
He has left out my son because he says he has not played enough games for Chelsea this season and then he has called up Theo Walcott, a 17-year-old boy who has never played a single Premiership game.
C'est la vie. eh? As an Irishman I'm not bothered who Sven picks and quite frankly this is hilarious stuff. Highbury wallpaper...As a little goodbye to Highbury souvenier I made a wallpaper which you can download in three sizes. 1024x768 - 1280x960 - 1680x1050. Enjoy. Not a lot else going on right now. It's too early for Champions League previews, way to early to get into the silly season of transfer speculation (although we were linked with Lilian Thuram by L'Equipe yesterday) so we'll leave it there for today. For now. There may be another little update later on. Maybe.]]>
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Get your commemorative catering t-shirt! http://arseblog.net/2006/05/10/get-your-commemorative-catering-t-shirt/ Wed, 10 May 2006 07:31:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=32 shocked and surprised' but not nervous about his England call up. Some people think Sven has lost the plot. Some people don't care. At the end of it it's only going to be good for Theo who will surely came back for the new season full of confidence and better able to sit on the bench and not come on the pitch at all. The youngster is also convinced that Arsene Wenger is the man to make him a star, calling him a genius for the work he's done with Cesc. Graham Taylor and Alan Shearer have their say about Theo's inclusion in the World Cup squad. We know how quick Walcott is but he said he hasn't had a race with Thierry Henry yet. Word is there wouldn't be much between them. Speaking of Thierry I finally got around to writing that piece about him and his future. It just looks at the things he might be considering if, as is widely speculated, he's deciding between Arsenal and Barcelona. Thierry Henry - Arsenal or Barcelona. Pascal Cygan reckons the Captain should stay put too although he does seem to insinuate he should just stay for one season at the Grove then bugger off to Spain. Naughty, Pascal! Dennis Bergkamp has urged Arsenal's players to make the most of the Champions League final next week. He says:
I have told a few of the guys over the past weeks that this could be the only Champions League final they ever play in - there are no guarantees. I am sure all the players will realise that this could be a one-time in your career. So you have to focus - first of all enjoy it but as well you have to try to give everything to win it.
Wouldn't a Bergkamp curler to win in it in the last minute be something else? I'm not sure if my heart would last that long in Paris but it's ok to talk about it here. Despite writing an impassioned letter to the FA Premier League yesterday it seems Sp*rs chances of having their game against West Ham replayed are non-existent. They played the game. The result stands. What exactly happened on Saturday May 6th at that hotel remains a mystery. However, Arseblog has produced a special commemorative t-shirt which you can buy from our chums at goalhanger.com. We get a small cut of each shirt sold. Click the pic for a bigger look at the shirt and click here to buy one and join the Arseblog Catering Co. Cheers to Moj for his help on this one. Ok, that's about it for today. Happy shopping, Arsechefs...]]>
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I don't have the powerrrrr! http://arseblog.net/2006/05/11/i-dont-have-the-powerrrrr/ Thu, 11 May 2006 07:40:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=33 one of his own. It's all kind of farcical now. Arsenal made lots of money from TV and prize money this season. £52.7m to be exact which puts us nearly £5m ahead of Chelsea, not that it makes any difference to them. Transfer speculation, Spanish style. Cesc says we should sign Fernando Torres while it's reported we're looking at Celta Vigo midfielder Borja Oubina. Ok then. Lee Dixon talks about the new back four and he's especially impressed with Emmanuel Eboue while Ian Wright has taken time out from bleating about his son not playing for England and advising Thierry Henry to leave the club to say the fact that we're underdogs will be good for us against Barcelona. Ronaldinho and Samuel Eto'o have words of advice for Theo Walcott after his call up to the England squad while former Gunner Gio van Bronckhorst is looking forward to playing against his former team in Paris. He's particularly impressed by the youngsters, saying:
The young players who came in did really well like (Cesc) Fabregas, (Phillippe) Senderos and (Mathieu) Flamini. I think they have great potential to become even better and I don't think the Arsenal team has peaked yet.
Of course he mentions how much he'd like Henry to join to them but that's a bit like saying how much you or I would like to win a bazillion pounds. Quite a lot, I'd imagine. Cesc is back in Spain at the moment, well, if the picture of him alongside Victor Valdes in one of yesterday's papers isn't staged, and there's lots of talk about a move to Real Madrid. Talk from the papers, that is. Cesc knows what's what though. He says:
I keep hearing all the talk and reading the stories here and in Spain but I am not someone who gets distracted by rumours. The facts are that I am in London and I feel very happy here. I owe a lot to Arsenal and I never think about leaving.
The joy of Cesc, indeed. Ok, that's about it. There's about 10 minutes till they shut us down. Till later.]]>
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Henry - Walcott - Wenger - Cole - Dubz?! http://arseblog.net/2006/05/12/henry-walcott-wenger-cole-dubz/ Fri, 12 May 2006 07:26:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=34 Thierry Henry who picked up his third Football Writers Player of the Year award last night. He said it was an honour and he praised the English game saying the passion meant they deserved to win the World Cup again. I did like this quote though:
Some youngsters do not love the game any more. They love what is around the game, but not the game itself. But you always have to have respect for the game and the game will give you something back, as it has given me back something today.
It's not even a thinly veiled dig at players like Jermaine Pennant who have such talent but seem more interested in nightclubbing, jewellery, flash cars and all the other things that aren't really that important in a footballer's career. It's just the culture amongst certain young English players that makes it seem that way. When you look at how a consumate professional like Thierry lives his life and what you can achieve then it should be an example to all of them. Arsene Wenger says he was 'shocked' that Theo Walcott was selected for the World Cup and explains why he didn't play for Arsenal. What it does show is that Sven is obviously highly suggestible. 'You should take Walcott to the World Cup' - 'OK!'. 'You should become manager of Aston Villa and get me David Beckham' - 'OK!'. 'You should go and meet Chelsea' - 'OK!', 'OK!'. Not you, Ashley. Sven. 'OK!'. Ashley Cole says he'll look after the youngster during the World Cup and Robert Pires, who is off to Villarreal, says he's got the talent and ability to make an impact in Germany. Thierry Henry says the best thing the English press can do for Walcott is to leave him alone but with the tabloids following his girlfriend everywhere in the last few days it looks like they want a new celebrity couple to build up then knock down. Fair enough if they want a 17 year old wonderkid but why do they have to make a 17 year old girl their 'babe of the day'? It's more than a bit horrible, really. If you're looking for somewhere to see Wednesday's game in London check out the Islington Academy. The bloke emailed me and asked me to mention it last week. Of course I forgot but I did tell him to remind me! Luckily I saw the link on Arsenal World which has all the details. Well done again to Arseblog's second most cool and handsome Dublin Gooner who raised £620 for the David Rocastle Trust last week. He's now set a target of £1,000 to be raised before the Champions League final and £1,000 is a lucky number. You do want us to win the Champions League, don't you? If we get to £1,000 we'll surely win. Can you sit there and do nothing? How many people have spent a fortune on eBay tickets? Come on, Arsebloggers, let's get some money to the Rocky fund. The reward of just knowing you'll help is enough but the pain of doing nothing and not winning against Barcelona, well, how could you ever forgive yourself? Not that I'm trying emotional blackmail or anything...I wouldn't do that. Click here to donate or pledge money to the fund. Current total stands at: £640. Update: We're now at £780 £925! Nearly there. Congratulations Dubs! £1,000 target reached. Thanks Arsebloggers, no need to stop there though! Right, not much else happening. Over the weekend I suppose we'll have to start talking about the final and the players and the tactics and things like that.]]>
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Ronaldinho talks to Henry and anyone else who'll listen http://arseblog.net/2006/05/13/ronaldinho-talks-to-henry-and-anyone-else-wholl-listen/ Sat, 13 May 2006 08:59:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=35 Ronaldinho says he talks a lot with Thierry Henry. I wonder what they could possibly talk about. Dental programmes, no doubt. The Barcelona star says:
Henry’s a fantastic player, one of the best in the world. The door’s always open here for the greatest players. He is a player who has a lot of quality and he could go to any team in the world and make it better. I haven’t spoken to him this week but we have swapped a few text messages.
Great stuff. Of course Thierry is free to talk to who he wants, when he wants, but the Spanish papers are now full of Barcelona v Arsenal and the speculation regarding our captain is intensifying. One of the papers suggested yesterday that 'Henry will announce his signing for Barcelona between May 18th and May 29th', giving themselves a nice window of opportunity. Ronaldino - I like him. He's a great player with a fantastic attitude towards the game but I think he's a little out of order here. No doubt it's probably quite well orchestrated but this kind of comment, just days before the final, is Mourinho-esque. Is it unsettling for us as fans? Yes. Will it unsettle Henry? I doubt it because I'm sure he knows what he wants to do already. Is it unsettling for his teammates? Possibly. We have, with the greatest of respect to Thierry himself, more important things to concentrate on that whether he's staying or going but of course there's one person who could stop these stories with a quick signature. I'm very up and down, for want of a better phrase, with the Henry situation. Sometimes I think he'll stay, sometimes I think he'll leave. I just think we need to hear something before the final to be really positive. It could also be last night's beers giving me a more gloomy outlook! Who knows? The only thing I'll say further, and it's something I should have mentioned in the article the other day, is that Thierry needs to look carefully at what's happened to Petit, Overmars, Anelka and even Vieira (who could find the league title he's won stripped from the club he joined after the scandal in Italian football) after they left Arsenal in their relative primes. The grass certainly isn't greener somewhere where it doesn't rain as much. Profound, no? Another one to decide his future after the final is Robert Pires. He has denied reports that he's agreed and signed a 2 year deal with Villarreal. He says:
We’ve got the Final coming up and we’re going to focus on that and then afterwards I’ll decide whether I’m going to stay or leave. Arsenal's offer was a one-year contract - the same thing they offered Dennis Bergkamp. But I'd like a firm offer of two years. It is said that I'd signed for Villarreal, but I can't guarantee this is true.
Which is an interesting turn of phrase. Is it the same as 'I can guarantee this is not true'? I'm not sure it is. Anyway, all eyes on the final from here on and contracts and futures can just wait. There's not much else Arsenal going on today, I'll do a bit of a match preview for the final tomorrow. It's FA Cup final day today too, seems a bit strange not being involved. We've had such a brilliant record in the cup in recent years. I'll watch it nonetheless. Hope it's a good game. Finally, congratulations to Dublin Gooner and his appeal to raise money for the David Rocastle Trust. His target was £1,000 but because Arsebloggers are such wonderful people the total now stands at a whopping £1,383.02. Well done everyone, thank you all for your generosity and you know it's going to a great cause. Enjoy your Saturday, till tomorrow.]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/05/14/sunday-round-up-2/ Sun, 14 May 2006 07:51:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=36 Freddie Ljungberg is happy with that, saying:
Maybe in the past we've been favourites and this year people have seen us as underdogs because we haven't done as well in the League.
Certainly our league form earlier this season would have lured Halifax Town in a false sense of security let alone Real Madrid or Juventus. Arsene Wenger suggests the team might have made a subconscious choice to perform best in Europe. It may not have been that subconscious when it was our last chance at some kind of trophy. He is talking up the underdog status as well, saying:
Barcelona are the super-favourites and we are a dangerous outsider.
He also wants us to play a more relaxed game now that 4th place is secured. I think we'll see the 4-5-1 formation again but with it quickly turning into a 4-3-2-1 once we have possession. Where Barcelona are suspect is at the back. Certainly both full backs will be there for the taking and Hleb and Reyes will be encouraged to run at them and make use of our overlapping full backs. Then we have to get Henry, Freddie and Cesc arriving in the box. Tomorrow I'll go over the team selection and the XI I'd select. A more detailed match preview. Or something. In other news Jens Lehmann talks about life in England, getting punched and elbowed and how he has to tell the referee what's going on. We've seen a couple of incidents with him in the last few weeks that we hadn't seen for quite some time. It's certainly as a result of forwards winding him up but hopefully that's behind him now. There'll also probably be a load of stuff in the tabloids but I'm up too early for them. Dubs has made nearly £1,800 in the pre-Paris Rocky fund. If you want to give a bit it's going to a great cause and thanks to everyone who has kindly donated so far. Now, I might take some painkillers and have some breakfast. See if that helps. Till tomorrow, have a fine Sunday.]]>
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The team I would pick for Paris... http://arseblog.net/2006/05/15/the-team-i-would-pick-for-paris/ Mon, 15 May 2006 06:47:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=37 Arsene Wenger says even if we win the trophy it won't be enough. Just like Prince's mother he's never satisfied. Ronaldinho says:
I fear Arsenal’s team as a whole.
Thierry Henry says:
I don't like the word fear. You are scared to die, that is all you are scared of.
Emmanuel Eboue isn't afraid of facing Ronaldinho. I like the way our boys are not afraid. I hope Giovanni van Bronckhorst is afraid too because I am hoping he gets kicked up and down the right wing by Eboue because more than anyone he keeps harping on and on about how great it would be if Henry joined Barcelona. He also says that Cesc wouldn't even be playing for Barcelona B because the quality is so good. Really that says more about Barcelona and van Bronckhorst than Cesc. Some swollen ankles might keep your mouth shut, Gio. Twat. Meanwhile Barça captain Carles Puyol has been working out how to play Thierry on his Playstation. It's just circle, X, square, X, X, triangle, L2, R2, Carles. You'll have him in your back pocket then. José Antonio Reyes reveals he suffers from seasonal affliction disorder and that he gets depressed when it gets dark at 3pm in the winter. He says he's settled and happy in England now though. Could be just because it's summer but still. He's happy now. Let's hope it's a warm night in Paris. And that's it. A final mention for Dubs' fund raising effort which has doubled from the original target of £1,000. It now stands at £2,000 and all the money will be going to the David Rocastle Trust. Well done, Arsebloggers, you're the best. Till tomorrow...]]>
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Campbell to start ahead of Senderos - I'm off to Paris! http://arseblog.net/2006/05/16/campbell-to-start-ahead-of-senderos-im-off-to-paris/ Tue, 16 May 2006 06:31:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=38 us I mean the fans, the manager and the teammates he walked out on. You could argue that he doesn't deserve to be anywhere near a Champions League final but if he's there we've just got to hope that the games he has had have got him back to somewhere approaching full sharpness and on his day he can be an awesome defender. The worry is that day was months and months ago. Fingers crossed though. Of course AW might have a change of mind and decide to play Senderos but it seems that the few weeks out have scuppered the Swiss's chance of playing. Had he not picked up that knock this wouldn't even have been a talking point. No word on the left back choice yet but I'd be surprised if Cole didn't play. In a round-up of the stories making the news this morning Thierry Henry talks about using his anger in a positive way. Sort of like the force, I'd imagine. Thierry is Luke to Arsene Wenger's Yoda. Cesc reveals not everyone who knows him in his home town of Arenys de Mar wants him to win the Champions League because they're all Barcelona fans. And he also talks about why he wanted to leave Barcelona, saying:
I wasn't happy winning 20-0 or 30-0 every week as we did. I don't think you work hard for this. I wasn't asking to train with the first team but everyone was saying nice things about me but they never pushed me up a year or two to help me mature. Now I only think about Arsenal.
It's funny how a young man who apparently wouldn't even get a game for Barcelona B can cement a place in an Arsenal midfield, something that a certain Arsenal reject of a Barcelona left back who isn't Silvinho could never manage. He also reckons the boss should pick Campbell and Cole. Well, he can't be perfect all the time. Lee Dixon reckons Arsenal can win it because of the solid defence and the pace of Henry and Reyes. Arsene Wenger says he's staying at Arsenal for life and it's got a lot to do with the potential of this young squad of players. Emmanuel Eboue was at pains to point out he wasn't afraid of Ronaldinho but he reveals today he's a bit afraid of Jens Lehmann saying that on the pitch 'he's a little bit evil'. Goodplaya gives his match preview. Do Arsenal have two goalkeepers in the German squad? Thanks to Suge for pointing out this interesting image from a German website. Calm down, Fats! Ok, that's about it in terms of the round-up. Now I have to get my shit together for travelling and I leave Barcelona at around 4.30pm and arrive in Paris, via Perpignan, at 7.30am tomorrow. I can't tell you how excited I am. Tom will be dishing up your daily edition of the blog tomorrow and Thursday and fingers crossed I'll have a jolly tale to tell when I get back. To everyone travelling have a safe trip and I'll see some of you on the day of the game where we might even have a beer. Have a look out for the Arseblog 'Cescy football' banner made by PabloQ and I'll be in the 71 away shirt with a number 7 on the back. To everyone else enjoy the game and believe. It's the Champions League final. A game most of us never really thought we'd ever take part in. It's once in a lifetime stuff whether you're in Paris or at home in front of the TV with some cold ones. Au revoir, Arsebloggers. Somos el Arsenal. ¡Vámanos cañoneros! Allez les jaunes!]]>
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The Champions League Final http://arseblog.net/2006/05/17/the-champions-league-final/ Wed, 17 May 2006 07:47:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=39 39 2006-05-17 09:47:08 2006-05-17 07:47:08 closed open the-champions-league-final publish 0 0 post 0 Not to be http://arseblog.net/2006/05/18/not-to-be/ Thu, 18 May 2006 07:29:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=40 40 2006-05-18 09:29:06 2006-05-18 07:29:06 closed open not-to-be publish 0 0 post 0 Champions League final report + Henry is staying! http://arseblog.net/2006/05/19/champions-league-final-report-henry-is-staying/ Fri, 19 May 2006 08:13:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=41 The journey there Well, as I explained it was a long journey there. I set off around 4.30pm on the Tuesday and arrived in Perpignan around 7pm. My train from there to Paris didn't leave until 10pm so I had three hours to kill. So basically I just drank beer and read my book. It's a funny place. Everyone there looks like Nicolas Anelka or Mike Tyson. And that includes the women. There weren't too many Barcelona fans when I arrived but by the time there were lots of them singing and wearing jester hats. 'Right', I thought. 'I'll have another few beers on the train then conk out'. Sadly there was no bar on the train which meant I had to just go to sleep in my compartment which was shared with three other people. An elderly Tottenham fan (seriously) and his wife on the way back from Benidorm and a bald Frenchman (not Pascal) who snored like a fox. Eventually I got to sleep and woke up around 7am as the train was approaching Paris. Got off the train with my Arsenal scarf on amongst all the Barcelona fans and one Parisian thought this was tremendously amusing. "You are zee only Ars-en-al. Haw, haw, haw!", he said. He was right though. Then it was a €5 coffee while I waited for my mate Chris to arrive from Madrid. We met up then tried to get a taxi but trying to get a taxi in Paris is like trying to convince Angelina Jolie she really needs to clean your mickey with her mouth. Relatively hard work. Eventually we got one. A taxi and headed towards the Arc de Triopmh area. Picked up tickets, got lost in some amazing mansion then met up with the fabulous Amy Lawrence from the Observer and mistakenly had a beer on the Champs Elysee. Two beers and a 25cl water cost €37. Each beer was €14.70. Welcome to Paris, tourist bastards! After that we made it to the hotel, dropped off the bags and got a quick bite to eat. Then it was... Pre-game Well, the plan was Kitty O'Shea's and that's what happened. Arrived with Chris at about 2.15 and there was a small Arseblog table of 3 or 4. Soon more Arsebloggers showed up. Then more. Then some more. Then even more and soon the whole place was crawling with Arsebloggers. Far too many to mention by name but it was great to see those of you I'd met before and great to meet up with so many of you that I hadn't previously encountered. There was lots of singing (a rendition of 'You are my Arseblog, my only Arseblog was funny) and taking of pictures and drinking of beer - thank you to everyone who bought me one! - and then somebody arrived with a football. Surrey Gooner in goal - click for biggerThis meant a game of football took place on Rue ded Capucines using a post office sorting trolley as the goal, Surrey Gooner as the keeper and everyone else as the 12 year old schoolboys who just ran around after the ball, stopping every now and then to let the traffic go past. I suppose we need to say a word of thanks to the people working in the post office there who very kindly gave us our ball back after it went in the window three or four times. You can see the pitch and the post office in this pic here. Click for a bigger version! Eventually though some policemen came along and it was considered wise to stop the ball playing as they had machine guns and stuff. The Arseblog banner - which was too big for the stadium and was blocking people's view and taken down - was hung out the window of Kitty's. I don't have a picture of it although I'm sure someone will send one on to me during the day and I'll update here. Update: Here it is. It was a brilliant atmosphere though, really friendly, lots of great banter and singing and a real credit to Arsenal fans like all the travelling Gooners were on this trip. Then it was off to the stadium and having paid some Italian family to ensure safe passage we got there in record time. We went up to stand around outside for a bit and were unceremoniously told to move off the red carpet on which the VIPs were walking to get into the stadium. No arguments. You know, machine guns. Anyway, we were standing there and who did I see but Chelsea chief exec Peter Kenyon. "Hey Peter!", I shouted. His head turned slightly. "FUCK OFF YOU UGLY BALD CUNT!", I roared as loud as I could. One of the highlights of my day, it really was. Chris had to wait for his ticket but due to the amount of beer the generous Arsebloggers had bought me I was bursting for a piss so I went inside. Waiting around inside I met Pascal Cygan and shook his hand and then I spotted the Grimster coming towards me. Quick as you like I had my camera out, gave it to some Barcelona girl and she took my picture with me smiling beside a very scared looking Gilles. Awesome! Surely that had to be a good sign. Went to the seats, did the pre-match chat, took some pictures and then it was time for... The game Well, I don't know what more I can say, nearly two days after the match, that hasn't already been said. I suppose some commentary on the big moments: Jens - hard to argue with the red card but everyone I've spoken to, and that includes lots of Barcelona fans, would have been happier for him to have allowed the goal and dished out a yellow card. Such a shame for his season to end the way it did but football is like that. The amazing high of saving the penalty in the semi to being sent off after 20 minutes of the final. I saw him heading for the VIP area after the game and he looked shattered. What if he finds out he was jinxed from the start? Even his old enemy has words of comfort. Still, he's had a great season for us and we wouldn't have been there without him. You can read what he thought of it all here. Our goal - what a header and fair play to Campbell, he really put in a performance. When Almunia saved from Eto'o in the first half I really thought it was going to be our night. 1-0 to the Arsenal. Shades of Parma 94. We jumped around for what seemed like 5 minutes afterwards. Their goals - playing against 10 men for half an hour is hard. Playing against a team as good as Barcelona for 70 minutes is exhausting. It's slightly ironic that after saying we needed to attack their full backs both their goals came from getting in behind ours. Eto'o's goal was offside though and Belletti's was a bit lucky too. Seeing that second goal in made me go numb though. A truly horrible moment because you knew there was no way back from it. Our players - they battled so hard against a very good Barcelona team well trained in theatrics and gamesmanship. There's no way you can take away from their footballing ability but their sly fouls, dives and card waving at the referee does them no credit. To a man our boys stood up and did their best and you can't ask for more. Last night my mind kept coming back to the Henry chance when he could have made it 2-0. I don't think even Barcelona would have come back from that but it wasn't to be. From where I was sitting he looked injured in the first half. Like Tom yesterday I'm so proud of the lads that played and the squad that got us that far throughout the whole campaign. Arsenal fans... A word for the Arsenal fans as well. After they'd gone 2-1 up and were playing keep ball the Barcelona fans were shouting and singing, as you might imagine. We might have had no way back but there was a chorus of 'Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal' which sent shivers down my spine it was so loud. Post-game Got a train from the stadium to somewhere called Chatelet, I think, and without exaggeration it took us 15 minutes to find our way out of the place. Then we realised we were miles away from where we needed to be. Tried to find a taxi. No joy. Even the empty ones wouldn't stop for us so we ended up walking back towards the hotel. 45 minutes later we got there. At that point my legs were killing me, I was still soaking in the fact we'd come so close and I just didn't have the energy to go back to the pub. Met another Dub on the street who was looking out for the 71 away shirt all day long he said. "Arseblogger?", he said as I was waiting to cross the road. "Yep", I said. "No way!", he said. We had a bit of a yap then went our separate ways. I got a sandwich, went to the hotel, went to sleep. The journey home Lots of Barcelona fans around the Gare de Lyon the next morning. Bought a newspaper and read about the game. Then we set off. My saving grace for the journey from Paris to Perpignan is that the Catalans are the Scots of Spain and they're way too cheap to buy a first class ticket. So that was a relief. Perpignan meant another wait amongst the Barca fans and the Anelkas then, my mistake, it was a second class carriage back to Barcelona. Full of Barcelona fans. And two American backpackers who looked amused and slighty scared. It was about as much fun as having your face eaten by a flesh eating bug then having to eat the poo of the flesh eating bug which is actually your own face. Eventually I got back, got a taxi. "Have you just come from Montpellier?", the taxi driver asked. "No. Paris." "Oooh, fantastic. Did you go to the game? Are you not going to Camp Nou to celebrate." "Fuck that shit. I'm an Arsenal fan." "Oh." He was nice enough though and we had a yap about the game. We both agreed the ref was a cunt so that's something. Back home. Some dinner and some wine and time to reflect on what was an unforgettable trip for lots of reasons. Conclusions Like Tom I'm not going to end this on a downer, particularly with the news that's breaking this morning! As heartbreaking as it was to lose in the way we did I think there is a huge positive to be taken from this season. At a time when we lacked character and results were going bad we went to Madrid and did something special. It turned the season around domestically as well. 4th, not what we wanted at the start of the season, but considering how things went it was a great finish and the way we did it was legendary. In Europe I've been saying for years that we've suffered some kind of mental block, like we never thought we belonged or were good enough. We have put that very much to rest this season. You don't get to the Champions League final and come close to winning it without being good enough. We might have taken a step backwards in the league - and I'm convinced we'll go two steps forward because of it - but we have made a giant leap in Europe. There is no reason why we can\'t get there again and one thing that has always happened with Arsene Wenger's sides is that we have learned from and taken on board bitter defeats. We've used them to improve and to drive us. That's going to happen again. These players are going to be hurt by what happened in Paris. They'll want to put it right and I believe they are more than capable of doing that. We've got great kids, a great manager, the best striker in the world and by far the greatest fans I have ever seen. The future is bright and thankfully next season the future will be red and white in a brand new stadium. It might have been sickening, gutting, upsetting and made me get a little bit sick into my mouth but I wouldn't have missed it for the world. It was amazing. And after nights like Wednesday the next night of glory is going to be that much sweeter. Again, cheers to everyone I met out there. Arsenal is a great club and great people follow it. The end. Round-up I can't leave this morning without talking about the news that Thierry Henry has decided to stay with Arsenal. He says:
"I hope to stay for as long as I can keep running. I could not face leaving the fans. They are like my family. My team showed me I didn't have to leave. They showed me they had heart. I hope to finalise all the details today.”
Great news. What more do I need to say? He's the best player in the world, in my opinion, and he's ours. It's certainly something that will help cheer people up after the disappointment of Paris and now we can concentrate on the summer, bringing in the players that we need to step-up another level and with Henry on board the attraction of Arsenal is far greater. I am chuffed. I've also got tired fingers because I've written a lot. How are you lot then?]]>
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Henry stays, Barcelona puke, I laugh. http://arseblog.net/2006/05/20/henry-stays-barcelona-puke-i-laugh/ Sat, 20 May 2006 07:39:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=42 Thierry Henry is already clear that next season he will come to play for Barcelona. The footballing figurehead of Arsenal knows that the moment has arrived to leave London to join a team that has just been proclaimed champions of Europe and plays high-carat football. At Arsenal, on the other hand, he knows the possibilities of lifting trophies are far less. - Diario Sport 19.05.06
I always refer to Arsenal as my home. I have been welcomed with open arms, the love I receive here - sometimes from non-Arsenal fans - is something I can't forget about. I've never played in Spain and never will. This is my last contract. - Thierry Henry 19.05.06
So all the speculation can be put to rest. Thierry will sign a 4 year deal keeping him at the club until 2010. And you know what? Every single sports paper here in Spain can go and fuck themselves. For months they've been publishing stories fed to them by FC Barcelona about how inevitable it was that Thierry would join them. About how he's bought a house here. About how he doesn't rate his teammates. About how if Arsenal won the Champions League he would leave because he's got nothing else to win there and if Arsenal lost he'd leave because it's a sign of how poor we are. About how he's signed pre-contract agreements. Thierry Henry at the press conference announcing his intention to stay at ArsenalThey present fiction as fact and it has come back to bite them on the arse. Their assurances to their readers that it was little more than a formality that Henry would sign make them look stupid and ill-informed. No doubt they'll spin the whole thing and make it look like they were right all along but he who laughs last, and all that. And we're laughing last, Gooners. Ludovic Giuly. Go fuck yourself you little dwarf cunt. All season long we've had to listen to this no-mark 60 minute footballer telling us he knew what Henry was going to do. Ronaldinho, you can talk to Thierry as much as you like but you'll never play with him and you'll never be as good as him. And Barcelona's management must be sick because they wanted Henry to replace Eto'o who in public they say they want to keep but privately they can't wait to get rid of. FC Barcelona blog - most of all I hope everyone now sees you for the piece of shit, Google ad snatching, ill-informed, sourceless, badly written load of muppety bollocks that you are. No links from me as you crop up on the Arsenal Newsnow feed like sores on a leper. Get fucked. Maybe it's small minded of me to crow about this but you haven't lived here since this has been going on. You haven't had to put up with the lads you play football with proclaiming that Henry would come to Barcelona. It's been frustrating. Obviously I am delighted for Arsenal that he's staying because it means we keep the best player in the world but as well as that I'm delighted because I can chuck it back in their faces a bit. On Wednesday outside Kitty O'Shea's we saw a young Barcelona fan walk past with a Barcelona shirt with 'Henry 14' on the back. Money well spent, you little twat. Anyway, gloating over it's just fantastic news for everyone. Arsene Wenger said:
I believe this season has created a special bond inside the team and there is much more to come. Wednesday night reinforced that feeling among the players and if you want to continue that progression it would rely on Thierry's decision. It is basically an insurance for the future.
While I liked this quote from Thierry:
In the last four or five months I have looked at the performances of kids like Cesc Fabregas, Emmanuel Eboue, Mathieu Flamini and Abou Diaby. I understand that people look to me to show them the way, but at the same time I look to the young kids to help me on the pitch. There is huge potential there and I want to be a part of that.
And that's the thing, there is huge potential. We can all see it and it will be easier to realise that with Henry at the club. I know some people got a little frustrated by how long the situation dragged on but there isn't an Arsenal fan alive who won't have been delighted by the news. Even players and pundits with loyalties to other teams are happy to see him stay. There was the danger of losing a lot of experience this summer. We know Dennis is going and Pires is still more than likely to leave while Sol Campbell's future is still very much a grey area. The papers talk a lot about Ashley Cole definitely moving but maybe Henry staying will change that. From what I'm told he's much more likely to stay with the club than leave at this moment in time and a fit and right in the head Ashley Cole makes us a stronger team. Arsene said yesterday he wants to add one or two players of 'great calibre' to the team this summer. As usual that remark will be pored over by all Arsenal fans. Like many of you I think we need more than one or two but as I've said time and time again what Arsene says about transfers and what he does about transfers are very often two different things. One thing is for sure though - having Thierry Henry at the club will help us attract the quality and the experience that we need to compliment the potential of the young players. And there you go. The players will head off the World Cup and it's now officially off-season. This means I have to try and produce an Arsenal blog every day without very much Arsenal news. Here's hoping for plenty of transfer speculation, if not I'll have to get creative and Christ knows where that will take us. Thanks for being here all season long though. It's been quite a ride. Have a nice weekend, Arsefans.]]>
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Sunday round-up... http://arseblog.net/2006/05/21/sunday-round-up-3/ Sun, 21 May 2006 13:46:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=43 Double-D says we turned down two world record bids from two clubs in Spain. Real Madrid and Barcelona, obviously. And a world record bid would be something above the £47m Real Madrid paid Juventus for Zidedine Zidane. Frank Rijkaard says he respects Henry's decision while Julio Beletti reckons Henry is 'finished' as a top class striker. He says:
Henry is Arsenal's best player but his time at the top level of the game is over. He might just make it into the world's top 10 at the moment but that's not for certain. He needed to leave London to become one of the top strikers but if he doesn't leave Arsenal, he never will.
Isn't it amazing how a fucker like him, who has spent most of the season on the bench because Barcelona prefer to play a centre-half at right back, gets all giddy because he got lucky and scored a goal which deflected in off the keeper's ankle. Does he really think anyone cares what he says? That his opinion counts for anything? All he's done is make himself look like an enormous cretin because anyone with half a brain can see Henry is the best striker in the world right now and that would be true if he were playing for Barcelona or Bristol Rovers. Stupid Belletti, if I see you around town I am going to give you a chinese burn.
Arsenal must be the only team in the history of the European Cup to lose the final and end up feeling they have won something invaluable.
Amy Lawrence on what the future holds after Paris. Could Pires and Ashley be part of it? The Guardian suggested Thierry requested Robert Pires be given the two year deal he was looking for as part of his own negotiations. Sounds a bit off to me. Henry has too much respect for the manager to hold him over a barrel like that. More likely that he convinced Pires to accept the one year deal that was on offer. Will Ashley Cole stay? The Independent says Cole will discuss his future with his shitbag agent and his family this weekend. However, the Sunday Mirror suggests he could be off to Chelsea as part of swap deal for Shaun Wright-Phillips. On a purely footballing level we're better with Cole but it's hard to leave his baggage behind and I suspect Cole's alleged discomfort with Arsenal is not so much his own but his agents. Anyway, we'll see what happens. If he does go we have options so it wouldn't be the end of the world. Arsene Wenger has spoken out against diving in the past and he's had a few choice words for Emmanuel Eboue after his Mark Spitz impressions in Paris on Wednesday night. The boss said:
It is clear there was no foul. I condemn and regret the attitude of Eboue. I have always risen up against cheating. Eboue cheated by simulating the foul. I detest simulation.
Strong words indeed but if you ask me he's dead right. I like Eboue but his diving, and Paris was not the first time, is pathetic. I hate seeing it, I really do. Not only was there the one which led to the goal but there was one in the second half where he rolled over and over and over and that was just horrible to watch. He could be a very good player but he needs to look at Kolo who crunches and gets crunched in tackles and doesn't flinch. He needs to realise that he will gain himself a reputation which is impossible to shake and hopefully the manager's words will do that. If not you have to think strongly about his future in the team. Anyway, for me when Lauren is fit he's first choice. Eboue has potential but he's nowhere near the finished article and is maybe a bit overrated due to the high-profile games he's been involved in. Freddie Ljungberg talks about his migraine attacks, as he heads off to the World Cup with Sweden. And that's it. I got my first two goals of the season yesterday, late I know, but worth waiting for. Ok, till tomorrow. Happy Sunday.]]>
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Campbell to Turkey? Mind he doesn't eat it all... http://arseblog.net/2006/05/22/campbell-to-turkey-mind-he-doesnt-eat-it-all/ Mon, 22 May 2006 06:44:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=44 posted a story about Sol Campbell being sold to Fenerbache for €12m. As yet the story has yet to be confirmed by the mainstream media - although the Mirror seem to have just fleshed out the ANR story - with only sketchy reports from websites in Turkish. If we get that much money for him it's a ridiculously good piece of transfer business but there is some suggestion that it's more likely to be a free transfer with the €12m figure quoted being Campbell's wages for the duration of the reported three year deal. Either way we get shot of his massive pay packet and his massive arse. I won't be sorry to see him go one bit. More on this when it breaks. Johann Cruyff insults Thierry Henry:
He has taken a decision in the heat of the moment when you should make them with a lot of consideration.
If he really thinks that Thierry hasn't thought time and time again about his future then he's even more stupid than his pigeon Spanish suggests. It's ludicrous to think Henry made his decision based on what happened on Wednesday. No matter what the Spanish press say, no matter what Cruyff says, no matter what stupid blog cunts who try and gain an audience by writing in a language foreign to 99% of the club's supporters say we all know Thierry has thought long and hard about what to do. Time to stop insulting his, and our, intelligence with this claptrap. With Robert Pires still likely to join Villarreal he could be joined by former Gunner Steve Sidwell who is an unlikely target for the Spanish side. Yes, it's a very slow day today. I also have a rather splendid hangover and a bit of sunburn from sitting out too long yesterday afternoon. As well as that I'm up far too early and I have no painkillers. Will somebody go get some for me, please?]]>
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Rosicky a great signing and he won't be the last http://arseblog.net/2006/05/23/rosicky-a-great-signing-and-he-wont-be-the-last/ Tue, 23 May 2006 07:20:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=45 Tomas Rosicky. He's reportedly passed a medical and his signing could be announced today. He took time away from his country's World Cup preparations to travel to London and his national manager said:
I am surprised it did not come to light earlier. We have tried to keep our promise to keep quiet but I must now admit that Tomas is undergoing medical tests.
A fee of around £6m or £7m is being bandied around but that has yet to be confirmed. What it would suggest though is that Robert Pires is more likely to move as Rosicky would be a candidate for that left hand position. There's no question he's a very talented player, he works hard on the pitch and we were seriously interested in him last summer as well. It looks like the boss has got his man at last. As well as that he is proven quality not raw potential. I'm very happy with this signing. What is nice though is that we seem to have done some business early in the summer and we're not waiting endlessly for the manager to make his forays into the transfer market. There's no doubt that other areas of the team need strengthening as well but let's be happy that we seem to have wrapped up this deal which gives Arsene plenty of time to sort out his other targets. I wouldn't be surprised if we did all our transfer business before the World Cup began as our pre-season this time around isn't just leisurely friendlies to get match fitness, there's the small matter of the CL qualifying round to go through. The Sol Campbell story turned out to be a premature. Or to put it another way, a load of bollocks, but considering the source it's not unexpected. He hasn't been sold to Fenerbache and the Turkish club said yesterday:
The reports that Campbell has reached a deal with our club on every subject and will come to Turkey to sign in the coming days do not reflect the realities.
What a shame. Hopefully he'll get moved on sooner rather than later though. The Mirror suggests that Everton, Boro and Portsmouth are all sniffing around. Another player who could be on the way out is Swedish midfielder Seb Larsson and who could blame him? He's performed pretty well whenever given a chance and looks a tidy player but is constantly overlooked for the hapless Alex Song which must be like your wife leaving you for John Prescott. Good luck to him if he goes. Sven has backed Theo Walcott, who will make his England debut against Belarus this week, after Bobby Charlton said he was too young to perform. Freddie Ljungberg could miss the group stages of the World Cup with a foot injury. Robin van Persie is set to join up with the Dutch squad this week, having been given time off because of our extended season, while Jens Lehmann doesn't like the World Cup ball saying it's 'plastic'. Jose Mourinho states the obvious by saying Arsenal would never sell any of their top players to him. Maybe that's because he went to meet one of our players in secret, got caught, denied it before it was proven that he met him and proven that he was lying like a big lying liar whose pants were actually on fire he was lying that much. And that's it for today. More tomorrow. Maybe we'll sign someone else.]]>
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Campbell ever the drama queen http://arseblog.net/2006/05/24/campbell-ever-the-drama-queen/ Wed, 24 May 2006 07:35:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=49 was confirmed yesterday with the player joining on the now ubiquitous long term contract for an undisclosed fee. He said:
I’m really happy to be here at Arsenal, it is a great day for me. The team showed its strength recently in the Champions League and it has big potential with a lot of young players, I think we can be even better next season. This is the best club in Europe and I will give everything for Arsenal.
While Arsene Wenger said:
We are delighted to welcome Tomas to our squad. He has great technique, skill on the ball and sharp passing. Tomas has good experience at all levels for club and country, and we look forward to welcoming him to Arsenal after what will hopefully be a successful summer for him at the World Cup.
Fantastic. And he is a very good signing. Unsurprising to see reports of Robert Pires's imminent departure from the club break last night, yet again. Spanish radio station Cadena Ser last night quoted Villarreal's president as saying a deal has been done to bring Le Bob to Spain. Is Rosicky the man to take his mantle on the left hand side. He's most been a central player but we know how AW likes to move players around. As for Bobby we'll wait for confirmation but if he is going I'm sure he goes with the best wishes of all Arsenal fans who will remember what a brilliant player he's been for us. Another player on his way, no question, is Sol Campbell. Speaking at England's training camp yesterday he said:
What is my future with Arsenal? We will have to see what happens. I'm not considering anything. I've just got to weigh up the situation. Arsenal is there and that's all I've got to say about it at the moment.
Arsenal will always be there, Campbell, and thankfully next season it will be there without you. If he really thinks anyone cares if he stays or goes he's deluded. We were on tenterhooks with Henry because he's an amazing player and we'd be so much weaker without him. If we get rid of Campbell and bring in somebody like Davies there's no doubt in my mind we're better off. It's quite presumptuous to try and make an issue out his future because what he decides will have little bearing on what happens to him. The club were actively trying to move him on last summer. After his bullshit this season we won't just be trying. If we have to bring him out into the woods and drive off without him that's what we'll do. He certainly won't leave with the goodwill that Bobby'll take to Spain. The fat fucker. There are even whispers that Campbell and his agent are negotiating a release from his contract with Arsenal so he can retire after the World Cup and go into acting. A film role playing this man is apparently on the cards. Ashley Cole wants to stay though. If you had to choose between him or Campbell you'd have to pick the left back, despite his behaviour last summer. Former captain Patrick Vieira was gassed into unconsciousness, along with his wife and daughter, by thieves who then plundered his house while he was asleep. Thankfully he and his family are ok and he's now joined up with the French World Cup squad. Scary stuff though. Right, there you go. Midweek already. Time flies, eh?]]>
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How fast is Theo Walcott? http://arseblog.net/2006/05/25/how-fast-is-theo-walcott/ Thu, 25 May 2006 07:11:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=50 Chelsea tried to buy Tomas Rosicky? No. It happened a couple of years ago though. I'm pretty sure there isn't anyone Chelsea haven't tried to buy. In fact, I think their transfer plan this summer will be to buy every player in the world so they can be champions again. It might make for a boring season but their fans are used to that anyway. Ashley Cole says the World Cup has come at just the right time for him. Erm, well, er... that's great. He also says he knows how fast Theo Walcott is. Naturally I was expecting him to say something like 'He can go from 0-60 in less than 4 seconds and has a top speed of 190mph'. Instead he said Walcott is 'very, very fast' which leads me believe Ashley doesn't know how fast Theo is at all. I have to say I'm disappointed. Walcott will take some part in tonight's England B international against Belarus and Sven Goran Eriksson is confident that the teenager, who has yet to play for Arsenal, can make an impact. He says:
He was quiet at the beginning but after a while you could see that he is a really, really great talent. He is not only very quick, as we knew, but he also has a good touch and he scores goals as well. That may be very good for us in the World Cup.
Scoring goals is always good. Good to see Sven as positive as ever though. Walcott scoring goals in the World Cup 'may' be a very good thing for England. It may not though. Right. The Sun says Robert Pires will be unveiled as a Villarreal player today. Some comment on this once it's confirmed. Five people were arrested for the Patrick Vieira gas attack and then the French manager made him climb up a glacier. No, really. And that's it. More tomorrow.]]>
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Au revoir, Le Bob. http://arseblog.net/2006/05/26/au-revoir-le-bob/ Fri, 26 May 2006 07:32:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=51 yesterday's announcement that Robert Pires has agreed a two year deal with Villarreal was a bit sad all the same. What a fantastic player he's been for us. 284 games and 84 goals made up of absolute stunners and scruffy follow ups. Robert Pires slaps Dennis Wise because Wise is a little cunt, innit...For me that's what my abiding memory of him will be. He was clever on the ball and creative, although his cruciate injury robbed him of his deceptive pace, he passed it beautifully but his goalscoring and finishing was just top class. Not only could he score brilliant curlers and individual goals he was a brilliant poacher as well. He was always waiting for a rebound or a fumble or hanging around the back post, just in case, and that just in case became 'Thank you very much' plenty of times. He was just clinical. Left foot, right foot, from distance, free kicks, even the odd header. His first goal for the club was an absolute belter against Lazio. His last was a scrappy one against Wigan. But there were so many great ones inbetween. The curler at Liverpool in the unbeaten season, the 35 yard lob over the keeper against Southampton before he scuttled in the winner against them in the cup final, the famous lob over Schmeichel which made Andy Gray wee in his pants, the belter against Birmingham and all the goals against Sp*rs who must be happier than anyone to see him go. He never once finished on the losing side of a North London derby and scored 8 goals in 12 appearances. Yesterday Bob said:
After six wonderful years at Arsenal, full of fantastic moments, I have decided to accept a new challenge at Villarreal for the next two years of my career. I am very grateful to Arsène Wenger, the players and all the fans for their amazing support over the years.
Le BobWhile Arsene Wenger said:
Robert has had six tremendous years with us and made a huge contribution to the team’s success during his time here. He is not only a great footballer but a good man, so of course, we are sad to see him go.
And that's the thing, I think all Arsenal fans are sad to see him go. He might not have had his best season but he's given us such enjoyment over the years. As well as the goals there have been other great moments such as this clip (poor quality but still), all the players doing the 'We're not worthy' bowing in recognition of his amazing form in 2002 (at that time I'm not sure there was a better midfielder in the world), this season's tackle on Vieira and him clipping Dennis Wise around the ear in the picture above will always be one of my fondest memories of him. If you click the pic you can get a nice big version for yourself in memory of Le Bob. It's such a shame his last appearance was so brief due to the sending off in the Champions League final but no matter. That won't make any difference to how he's remembered. Thanks for everything, Bobby. We'll miss you. So after his departure and the signing of Rosicky, who you have to think is his direct replacement, we're back at square one in terms of the squad for next season. It's good that we've replaced quality with quality and I'm not going to compare the two players directly but we need to add to what we have, not just replace those who are leaving. We know Dennis is on his way and it's likely that Sol Campbell will go and be replaced by a young English centre-half but Ashley Cole's situation is less than clear once again. Despite some positive noises from the player about staying it seems his agent, Jonathan Barnett, is determined to engineer a move for him. His relationship with David Dein is pretty much non-existent and Barnett blames him squarely for the investigation and charges brought against him by the FA. If Cole wants to stay, genuinely wants to stay, he's going to have to go against the wishes of his long-time agent who sees pound signs when looking at the player - as evidenced by the meeting with Chelsea. Anyway, it'll make for an interesting summer for Arsene, if not the rest of us. A quick round-up of the rest of the day's stories. Theo Walcott got half an hour for England B last night and didn't even score one let alone a hat-trick. I think we've wasted our money on this kid. Sol Campbell played and didn't run away crying so our chances of getting a few bob for him increase if he doesn't retire while Ashley Cole played as well. England lost though. Oooops. Today is May 26th. A day of reflection. A day to cast our minds back. A day to ruminate. A day to bow our heads for a moment, then look to the sky and say "Thank you, St Michael, for scoring that last minute winner 17 years ago to make the scousers cry. Amen." Happy St Michael's day to all of you. As is tradition please pay homage at Arseweb's Anfield 89 page or download Arseblog's Anfield 89 wallpaper. Ok, that's another working (heh) week over. Till tomorrow, arsefans.]]>
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How it happened http://arseblog.net/2006/05/27/how-it-happened/ Sat, 27 May 2006 10:16:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=52 52 2006-05-27 12:16:37 2006-05-27 10:16:37 closed open how-it-happened publish 0 0 post 0 Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/05/28/sunday-round-up-4/ Sun, 28 May 2006 08:51:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=53 News of the World reports Arsenal have told a 'high maintenance' Sol Campbell that he's played his last game for the club. No surprises there to be honest. If we were actively trying to sell him last summer before his histrionics there's no doubt we'll be trying even harder this time around. Campbell himself is always willing to play the wounded soldier and talks about 8 years of hurt. Right. Drama queen. The People suggests Fulham will make a bid. Robert Pires says he knew it was time to leave Arsenal when he was substituted after Jens Lehmann's sending off in the Champions League final. It's not a 'blast' at Arsene Wenger just an intelligent guy explaining why he chose to go to Villarreal. He also talks about the chances of the French squad in the upcoming world cup. Peter Beardsley says Theo Walcott is, along with Wayne Rooney, the best young player he's ever seen. The People says Patrick Vieira wants to return to Arsenal because Juventus might get relegated and he's been keeping in the touch with Gilles Grimandi. Could he do an Ian Rush and come back after one season 'abroad'? I doubt it although there's no doubt we need a midfielder of his general stature and style. Manchester United are also said to be interested if Vieira does decide to come back to England. And that's about it. It has gone roasting over here now so I think today might be a day to get the Sunday papers then read them on the beach. I might even go topless! Till tomorrow.]]> 53 2006-05-28 10:51:50 2006-05-28 08:51:50 closed open sunday-round-up-4 publish 0 0 post 0 Shevchenko is not joining Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2006/05/29/shevchenko-is-not-joining-arsenal/ Mon, 29 May 2006 07:24:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=54 Jens Lehmann wanting to play in another final so he can exorcise the demons of Paris. He's also delighted that Thierry is staying. He says:
I hope he will do very, very well at the World Cup, but not against us just in case we are playing against each other.
I could have let you read that yourself but I have to make it look like there's something written here today. Not subtle but there you are. How was your weekend then? We need something to talk about in the arses (apart from how Andriy Shevchenko is joining Arsenal).]]>
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Second time lucky http://arseblog.net/2006/05/30/second-time-lucky/ Tue, 30 May 2006 07:50:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=55 Jens Lehmann telling his German friends about Theo Walcott. There was a witty aside about how the Germans know as much about his as Arsenal fans because we've never seen him play either but that might change with little Mickey Owen injured and Rooney's metatarsal buckling under the immense weight above it. Maybe we'll see Walcott get a decent run out tonight as England take on Hungary. Thierry Henry was complaining about the French fans at the Stade de France while reports in Spain have linked us with Villarreal's Spazilian midfielder Marco Senna. He'd be a good signing for us and would certainly strenghten the squad but whether or not Villarreal will let him go is another thing. They've just added Pires to a midfield with Riquelme and they are going to need a physical presence in there. And that was it. Just as well there's very little happening, eh?]]> 55 2006-05-30 09:50:04 2006-05-30 07:50:04 closed open second-time-lucky publish 0 0 post 0 Congrats - Sol + Yaya = 10% http://arseblog.net/2006/05/31/congrats-sol-yaya-10/ Wed, 31 May 2006 08:04:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=57 Theo Walcott for becoming England's youngest ever senior player aged 17 years and 75 days. He came on during England's 3-1 win over Hungary last night. Speaking of which that 'rock the cradle' celebration should be outlawed though. Oh, one of your girlfriends has had a baby. Who fucking cares? Crouch's robot was quite amusing though. That should be made compulsory. Also congrats to Philippe Senderos for being named Swiss player of the year. He gets a cheese with some holes in it and his very own Swiss bank account. Some terribly sad news yesterday in that Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder has ruled out a move for Sol Campbell. I am genuinely gutted. Gunnerblog reports on reports in Greece that we've made a €15m bid for Yaya Toure. Whilst a lot of people cream themselves over having another Kolo in the team he's never really impressed me when I've seen him and although his big brother says Yaya is the better footballer he seems to lack the dedication and commitment which makes Kolo such a favourite. Anything over €5m is too expensive for me and even then I'm not sure he's the player we need. We need to add steel to the midfield so if there was a Slasher Toure or a Hatchet Toure I'd be much happier with one of them instead of a Yaya. Not much else happening. Just time to tell you about a promotion between Arseblog and Toffs shirts which gives you 10% off the price of any Toffs shirt between now and August. Toffs is run by a Arsenal fan as well and the shirts are well cool. My 71 cup final shirt with a big number 7 on the back is now my favourite Arsenal shirt. For more details check out this page. Ok then chums, till tomorrow.]]> 57 2006-05-31 10:04:45 2006-05-31 08:04:45 closed open congrats-sol-yaya-10 publish 0 0 post 0 Various things http://arseblog.net/2006/06/01/various-things/ Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:59:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=59 Thierry Henry scored for France last night as they beat Denmark 2-0. Henry's goal makes him the second highest scorer in French history behind Jean-Pierre le Baguette. Sylvia Wiltord got France's second. Jens Lehmann says, rather oddly I have to say, that the English 'adore' the Germans and are jealous of their World Cup success. Not me. I'm jealous of their giant beers. England could face Germany in the second round. Jens apparently had an excellent game as the adorable Germans drew 2-2 with Japan. Lots of our other players are involved in warm up matches but I can't really be arsed to go looking for the details. It's not really very interesting anyway. Freddie Ljungberg is fit though. Have you ever heard a Swedish person say Ljungberg properly like they do in Sweden. Hilarious, I tell you. Arsene says he can't wait for the new season to begin because he feels the unity created by last season will serve us well. He says:
This team has gone through thick and thin this year because we have been hammered for months, and we finish in a European Cup final. That has created a special bond that we want to build on from the first game.
Rumours from Italy suggest Inter Milan are interested in Sol Campbell but have backed out as the costs of shipping him out there are entirely prohibitive. The price per kilo is just too high. Can someone tell me what exactly was the point Frank Stubbs Champions League report nearly two weeks after the final? It's like your dog dying, you getting over it, and some cunt coming up to you and saying "Hey! Your dog is dead! Remember? YOUR. DOG. IS. DEAD. He's never coming back. Dead as dead can be. In fact, he's probably nearly completely rotted away now. Your dog that you loved so much since he was a little squidgy puppy is DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDD!" Gormless. Oh, and just to make our lives easier Chelsea have signed Andriy Shevchenko for a squillion pounds. I don't really think anyone cares what Chelsea and their Championship Manager owner do any more. The amount of money they spend is just ludicrous. And that's it. I may shuffle off and get some breakfast. Laters.]]>
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I hate news that I don't like http://arseblog.net/2006/06/02/i-hate-news-that-i-dont-like/ Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:09:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=60 The BBC say Arsenal may have had a controlling interest in Beveren (Update: Arsenal Times has a good piece on the Newsnight programme here). Arsenal have denied the accusations strongly. Some other bloke says Arsenal still owe money on Kolo Toure. Double-D's signature is on documents all over the place and there's some suggestion that Arsene Wenger has acted improperly by investing in the Ivory Coast academy run by his friend Jean Marc Guillou. Apparently we could be kicked out of the Champions League but that's sort of like saying Boy George could have gone to jail in New York for 50 years over that cocaine thing. The media likes to dish out the strongest possible punishment. Some bunch of fuckers in suits will sit around, examine the documents and make some kind of decision. To me it all seems like a bit of a storm in a teacup. It's hard to imagine the club putting themselves in a position where they could be punished as severely as the BBC is making out. That's not to say the club haven't bent the rules as far as possible. Let's be realistic, like every other football Arsenal are not whiter than white, but we've got enough nous to keep our noses clean although perhaps a little smudged. FIFA President Sepp Blatter said when contacted by the BBC:
Let Arsenal give the Football Association their report. It will be then be reported later to Fifa but for the time being I am not in a position to make any comments about what punishments or sanctions should be taken against a club
Which, for Blatter, makes a lot of sense. As the always sensible Goodplaya says it's best not to judge either way too soon but personally I think this is only getting the mileage it's getting because there's fuck all else going on. It is funny though how the BBC are poring over a petty little £1m when if they decided to look into Chelsea's finances and where they came from with as much energy they'd dig up a much more interesting story. In other news Ashley Cole is again being linked with Chelsea despite their interest in Roberto Carlos. Swap deals with SWP are mooted but apparently Arsene would prefer straight cash. No doubt he'll want in in unmarked bills left on a bench in Finsbury Park in a sports bag. The boss also talks about new signing Tomas Rosicky and as expected he's the replacement for Robert Pires. The boss says: He is a little bit similar position-wise to Robert. He can play in Dennis Bergkamp’s role, on the left, in a 4-3-3 or central. But he is slightly a different style. He is an accelerator of the game, a guy who can create things, see things quickly and whose best years are ahead of him. Grand, that's the kind of news I like. Idle transfer speculation and chat about our new signings. Come on, Arsenal, get rid of this Beveren story off the front page with a couple of signings. You know it makes sense!!!!!!]]>
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Suspiciously timed 'exclusive' sees Dein kicked off FA Board http://arseblog.net/2006/06/03/suspiciously-time-exclusive-sees-dein-kicked-off-fa-board/ Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:27:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=61 A joint venture agreement has been made between Arsenal and Beveren but the police said everything was in order and there was no case to answer. We don't know why the media suddenly made so much of the matter though probably because the name Arsenal made it newsworthy. The FA are obliged to take a look a look at what's happened but I'm quite positive they won't find anything illegal, the matter will be closed and that will be that. And it's still really boring stuff. The main aim of it has been achieved. Carry on, shall we? Ok. If only there was something else to carry on with. The only other Arsenal related story around is Theo Walcott saying how much confidence is his own ability he has. He says:
I have got tremendous confidence in my ability.
Which is great! And there you go. The sun is shining, there's a game of football later, and probably some beers after. Have a good Saturday.]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/06/04/sunday-round-up-5/ Sun, 04 Jun 2006 08:45:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=62 given the all-clear to play for England in the opening game of the World Cup despite picking up a knock during England's game with Jamaica yesterday. However, the Sunday Mirror is reporting that Arsenal are preparing an injunction against Cole as parts of his upcoming autobiography (heh) are so 'explosive' they want it toned down. I suppose the first thing you have to ask is why Ashley Cole thinks anyone would be interested in his ghost-written biography at the age of 25. He's a very good footballer but he's hardly much of a personality. The fact that it contains less than complimentary things is not a surprise though. I was told recently that during his injury law-off Cole attended the Aston Villa game with his publishers and was, allegedly, rather scathing in his comments about the club and his team-mates, one of them in particular. I've also heard, from an unconfirmed source, that Mourinho's interest in Roberto Carlos is pure smokescreen and that his real target is Cole. It makes more sense that he'd try and sign a 25 year old with lots of years ahead of him rather than a 33 year old whose best days are a couple of seasons behind him. There's no question that Cole's agent, Jonathan Barnett, wants him out of Arsenal this summer and this ridiculous book could make it impossible for him to stay even if he wanted to. Which I'm not sure he does. Sky Sports reported yesterday that French club Bastia confirmed that Arsenal have signed Alex Song and a fee of €4m has been mentioned. Firstly I really hope we didn't spend that much money on a player who makes Gus Caesar look like Pele and secondly I hope that our ambitions in the transfer market are a lot higher than this. Jens Lehmann says he feels like a 26 year old. Fried, boiled or scrambled, Jens? AC Milan say they tried to sign Thierry Henry. Erm, ok. Gary Pallister says Sven should pick Sol Campbell instead of Rio Ferdinand. And that's it. Sunday round-up over. I have to go this morning and eat pizza with Italians. Then I may drag my football weary carcass to the beach for a while. Have a good day.]]> 62 2006-06-04 10:45:33 2006-06-04 08:45:33 closed open sunday-round-up-5 publish 0 0 post 0 20 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=341 216.246.32.50 2006-07-08 11:22:34 2006-07-08 09:22:34 1 pingback 0 0 Real Madrid candidates want Cesc and Reyes http://arseblog.net/2006/06/05/real-madrid-candidates-want-cesc-and-reyes/ Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=63 I followed the 1958 World Cup on television and remember Pele causing a sensation as a 17-year-old. It was an incredible story. We will be taking Theo, who is also 17, to Germany. Ahh, no pressure Theo. Just go out, enjoy yourself, and score two goals in the final. Good lad. The Spanish press this morning are reporting that Villar Mir and Carlos Sainz, who are making a bid for the presidency of Real Madrid, have their sights set on Cesc and José Antonio Reyes. They quote Cesc as saying being linked with Madrid made him proud without quoting the bit where he said "but I'm very happy at Arsenal". Cesc's quote comes from the time he took them to pieces in the Bernebeu and the entire Spanish press corps spunked all over him, quite rightly. AS and Marca linked him with Madrid, Sport and El Mundo linked him with Barcelona. He responded very well saying of course he was proud to be linked with one of the biggest clubs in Spain but only because it meant his talent had been appreciated in his home country. Of course now this means he wants to leave Arsenal and join Madrid. Yep, a Barcelona supporting boy from a Barcelona supporting family is going to go and join Real Madrid. They quote Reyes from the fake DJ incident last year saying "If only I could go to Madrid. It's been my dream since I was small." Really, the Spanish press are a law unto themselves. This duo also still thinks that they'll be able to get Arsene Wenger as manager so they're living in a fucking dreamworld. Get back to driving rally cars, Sainz, you charlatan. Anyway, at least it was something to blog about. More tomorrow.]]> 63 2006-06-05 10:00:31 2006-06-05 08:00:31 closed open real-madrid-candidates-want-cesc-and-reyes publish 0 0 post 0 Wenger on transfers - Ribery linked http://arseblog.net/2006/06/06/wenger-on-transfers-ribery-linked/ Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=64 I would be comfortable yes [if we brought in no one else] but you never know, we might go for somebody else if the right occasion comes along. There are one or two positions we can still strengthen. Naturally this has provoked some amount of debate as most of us would consider it a dereliction of duty were he not to bring in at least a couple more quality players. That said there's plenty of time between now and the start of the season and as I've pointed out before what Wenger says about transfers and what he actually does are two different things. Personally I have a great deal of faith in the young players and I have no doubt that they'll be better next season than the one before. However, I don't see them picking up 24 points on Chelsea without some help and that help must come from bringing in experienced, quality players who will add something to the first team straight away. Yes, we've bought Rosicky but we've lost Pires. With Campbell on his way and Ashley Cole almost certainly leaving for Chelsea then not only do we have to bring in players to strengthen the squad we have to bring in players just to keep the squad on the same level it was. Anyway, AW is at the World Cup for French television, he's got a first hand look at the who's who of world football. Anyway, like I said, there's lots of time. No need to panic or over-react just yet. And anyway, we're being linked with Marseille's Frank Ribery who is a target for Manchester United. Reports this morning suggest we've made a belated bid for him, perhaps Thierry Henry has put in a good word. The player is expected to make a decision on his future in the next 72 hours. FIFA has officially asked the FA to investigate the claims made by BBC's Newsnight program over our links with Beveren and the £1m payment. ANR reports the editor of Newsnight is a Sp*rs fan, heh. Not much else going on unless you consider a non-story about Freddie's migraines worth talking about, which I don't. Just a couple of days away from some football though, even if it is just a bunch of internationals scrapping over a meaningless trophy.]]> 64 2006-06-06 10:00:31 2006-06-06 08:00:31 closed open wenger-on-transfers-ribery-linked publish 0 0 post 0 Stupid people should be put to death http://arseblog.net/2006/06/07/stupid-people-should-be-put-to-death/ Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:52:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=65 Adebayor scored in a friendly for Togo, Thierry Henry starts for France tonight and Alan Smith reports from the England training camp on the Arsenal players involved. Update: Sol Cambell says:
The likelihood that I will go to Fenerbahce is higher than the likelihood that I won't.
Oh, and there's the buzzer again. Joy.]]>
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Nothing much http://arseblog.net/2006/06/08/nothing-much/ Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:48:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=66 Jens Lehmann says England have great players but a mental block which prevents them from going all the way in tournaments. I know Beckham isn't the mnost intelligent man in the world but that seems a bit harsh. Kolo Toure reckons the Ivory Coast can surprise people in this tournament like Arsenal did in the Champions League while José Antonio Reyes isn't fond of the 3-4-3 formation Spain are using as it means he's spending more time on the bench. However, he's been playing so well that Aragones looks set to include him in the first XI. Both he and Cesc featured as Spain beat Croatia 2-1. In transfer news it seems we had a bid for Yaya Toure turned down in January. You'd have to think that was pre-Diaby and with the young Frenchman out injured until next year then central midfield is one of the areas we have to strengthen before the new season begins. Could Yaya be still on the radar? We'll wait and see. We're also being linked with Valencia's Jaime Gavilan, a left sided midfielder and this morning AS is reporting our interest as well as a story saying his agent and Valencia were in talks yesterday but failed to reach any kind of agreement. Interesting. More Campbell quotes about the proposed move to Turkey. Really not much else happening. Hopefully there'll be some proper Arsenal news soon. This World Cup is getting in the way of us trawling all the news sources for the faintest hint of a transfer rumour. I think I might go to the beach.]]> 66 2006-06-08 09:48:19 2006-06-08 07:48:19 closed open nothing-much publish 0 0 post 0 Ahh, you know... http://arseblog.net/2006/06/09/ahh-you-know/ Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:51:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=67 Ossie Ardiles thinks it was 'unfair' of Sven to bring Walcott to the World Cup but then since when did Ossie Ardiles' opinion count for anything? Let's hope all our boys do well though, on a personal level, and that they all crash out in the first round and get a nice long summer holiday. In transfer news it seems Pascal Cygan seems set to join St. Etienne. I'm pretty sure he's actually out of contract now so he can move wherever he's wanted. Reports in Italy see us linked with Chilean playmaker Luis Jimenez. Never heard of him so it's probably true. Young goalkeeper Mark Howard will not now be joining Chesterfield. HE'S STAYING! HE'S STAYING!! AS in Spain reports that José Antonion Reyes has offers from three of the potential new Real Madrid presidents and has told Arsenal that he wants to leave. He probably went to David Dein's office, filled an inkwell with his own blood then had someone who can write make out a transfer request. Not much else. Time to stock the fridge full of beer though, we've got some football to watch!]]> 67 2006-06-09 09:51:42 2006-06-09 07:51:42 closed open ahh-you-know publish 0 0 post 0 A quickie http://arseblog.net/2006/06/10/a-quickie/ Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:48:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=68 struggling to be fit for their next game having picked up an ankle knock though. The Swiss coach hopes the Arsenal connection between Philippe Senderos and Thierry Henry will work to their advantage. England play Paraguay later which should be fun. Have to run, see ya'll later.]]> 68 2006-06-10 08:48:54 2006-06-10 06:48:54 closed open a-quickie publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal interest at the World Cup so far http://arseblog.net/2006/06/11/arsenal-interest-at-the-world-cup-so-far/ Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:27:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=69 Arsenal interest: Ashley Cole looked a fair way off the pace and considering there was hardly any pace at all that will be worrying for England. Sol Campbell's massive arse stayed firmly on the England bench and even though Sven took off Michael Owen he decided to play Joe Cole as a striker which makes you wonder why he brought Theo Walcott at all. If he's as great as Sven has been saying then why didn't he play him? Sweden drew 0-0 with Trinidad and Tobago who played the second half with 10 men. I didn't see any of it so can't comment on Freddie or how he played. Anyone? The Ivory Coast went down 2-1 to Argentina who illustrated the good and the bad of their game. A great second goal by Saviola running onto Riquelme's pinpoint pass was lovely to watch. However, Saviola getting Eboue booked for a swan dive was not nice and that despicable cunt Sorin trying to get Eboue sent off a few minutes later by doing exactly the same was the sort of thing I thought FIFA were supposed to be cutting out. Arsenal interest: Kolo Toure was exellent in the centre of the Ivorian defence but I don't like the look of his partner there, whoever he is. Eboue was pretty poor to be honest and the nagging doubts I have about him are growing. Is he really that good or did he just play way above himself for a couple of months? Interesting to see Yaya Toure as well. He showed some really nice skills and good passing but certainly needs to impose himself on games for more than moments here and there. Comparing him to his central midfield partner Zakora though I'd take Kolo's brother if we were to sign one. Not much else going on. Arsenal interest in today's game sees Robin van Persie's Holland take on Serbia & Montenegro. I think I'll go to the beach. Till tomorrow.]]> 69 2006-06-11 10:27:39 2006-06-11 08:27:39 closed open arsenal-interest-at-the-world-cup-so-far publish 0 0 post 0 Theo flattened by massive beast http://arseblog.net/2006/06/12/theo-flattened-by-massive-beast/ Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:17:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=70 Theo Walcott picked up a knock but should be fit to play Trinidad and Tobago if given the chance and Sven doesn't play Owen Hargreaves as a striker instead. Theo was flattened by a Wayne Rooney tackle and injured his calf but it's nothing serious. Arsene Wenger is backing France, Petr Cech is backing Arsenal new boy Tomas Rosicky to show his class at the World Cup while Freddie Ljungberg is fighting with his old friend Olaf Mellberg again. You might remember they had a to do at the last World Cup and apparently Mellberg flattened Freddie in training with the same kind of tackle that sparked the last scrap but Freddie being the super-cool Zen master just walked away. Those crazy Swedes! In domestic news Pascal Cygan is linked with a move to Blackburn Rovers while former captain Tony Adams is set to join up with Harry Redknapp at Portsmouth. Old droopy says:
I can confirm I met with Tony Adams on Friday. I like Tony a great deal and he has got a lot to offer.
What an eloquent pair they'll make. Arsenal interest in today's World Cup games sees the aforementioned Rosicky take on the USA with his Czech mates. Should be an interesting one and no doubt there'll be plenty of us watching him closely which should take our minds off having to watch Cobi Jones and Alexei Lalas and Tony Meola. Oh yes. Just joking yanks. Right, I have about 18 billion things to organise this week. Best get down to it. Hasta mañana.]]>
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Rosicky shines as Czechs spank Yanks http://arseblog.net/2006/06/13/rosicky-shines-as-czechs-spank-yanks/ Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:24:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=71 The middle game of the day is the one which held the most interest for Arsenal fans as we got to see new signing Tomas Rosicky and he didn't disappoint. He scored two sensational goals. The first was a thunderbolt from at least 25 yards which left former Sp*rs keeper Kasey Keller grasping at air and the second came when he was put through by Pavel Nedved. He showed he's got a bit of pace, took the ball on and clipped it past Keller when he'd gotten into the box. In between that another shot from outside the area cannoned off the bar. I think we've got ourselves a player here, ladies and gentlemen. He's definitely got an eye for goal and we need that with Pires gone. I was also impressed how much he worked and tackled back and for €7m he's definitely a bargain when you consider that those two goals would certainly have added a couple of million to his price tag if we were to buy him now. Afterwards Czech coach Karel Brueckner said:
I just want to congratulate Arsenal for having won such a wonderful player.
I'm really looking forward to seeing him in red and white next season. There's big Arsenal interest in today's middle game as well as France take on Switzerland. For the last few years the French team has been choc-a-block with Arsenal players but Thierry Henry will be the only one today. He'll be up against two Gunners in the middle of the Swiss defence though as Philippe Senderos and Johann Djourou aim to stop their club captain doing what he does for Arsenal week in, week out. Djourou says:
It’s a shame he won’t be on my side but it would be a great challenge to mark him. In training I have done well against him and so has Philippe but training is different to the real thing. He always encourages me and the other young players who are not in the first team, he is a great guy and I have so much respect for him.
While Senderos says:
Thierry is a great striker but you can never say you know him. He is very instinctive and can always do things you don’t expect.
Henry himself is determined to make up for the flop they had at the last World Cup, saying:
We have a good balance of young and experienced players and I believe we can win in Germany. We have the experience and knowledge of what it takes
So that is the game of the day for me, even if we are going to get our first glimpse of Brazil. I'm not sure if Gilberto will start for them so we'll have to wait and see. There's also Emmanuel Adebayor in the first game of the day as South Korea take on Togo. In other news Robin van Persie has told Arjen Robben he can't win the World Cup on his own and he needs to play for the team more. There is a feeling that sometimes Robin could take his own advice there when playing for us but I think it's down to the fact that he's asked to come on as a sub and make an impact in a short space of time. When he starts games he's more aware of the team. Freddie Ljungberg has played down his bust-up with Olaf Mellberg as run of the mill stuff. They simply fight each other every day in a caged arena with medieval weapons. A few harsh words is nothing to get excited about. And that's it. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Flat French find no holes in Swiss http://arseblog.net/2006/06/14/flat-french-find-no-holes-in-swiss/ Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:17:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=72 should have had a penalty, he might have a point, but substitute Johann Djourou could have won it for the Swiss right at the death had his teammate not tried to handle the ball into the net when he was waiting to plant the winning header. At the back I thought Senderos did very well, one error apart, and it speaks volumes that Raymond Domenech is blaming the fact that the pitch wasn't watered on their poor display. Team selection and tactics were more to blame and the French could easily have used Robert Pires out there yesterday. In the late game Gilberto Silva didn't play as Brazil notched up an unconvincing 1-0 against a decent looking Croatian side. When I say decent looking I mean they played decent football. I don't mean I like their shirts. Reports this morning suggest Sven is 'annoyed' that people criticised him for not playing Theo Walcott against Paraguay. The Sun says that if England are winning and comfortable against Trinidad and Toboggan then Theo will get a run out ahead of Wayne Rooney because Sven is afraid of being sued by Manchester United. Talk about throwing caution to the wind there! In a quick look at other stories Jens Lehmann tells Tomas Rosicky to save some goals for Arsenal, Kolo Toure says the Ivory Coast can do better than they did against Argentina and Cesc is convinced Spain can do better this time because nobody actually expects them do anything at all for a change. They play Ukraine today and Cesc and José could feature (although perhaps not in the starting line-up). In today's other games Tunisia take on Saudi Arabia and Jens is in action again as Germany take on Poland which should be interesting for lots of reasons. In transfer news I had a dream we signed a player called Bodman or Bodner or something. Does he exist? Finally, we need some help for a young girl from Cork called Ciara Murphy. She was chosen by Arsenal to hand the match ball to the referee for the Champions League final. Unfortunately no pictures were taken as UEFA wouldn't let her Dad accompany her to do it. If anyone has a picture of this can they please get in touch with me using the contact link above? Thanks.]]> 72 2006-06-14 09:17:26 2006-06-14 07:17:26 closed open flat-french-find-no-holes-in-swiss publish 0 0 post 0 Cesc makes history - Redknapp - Walcott - Ashley Cole http://arseblog.net/2006/06/15/cesc-makes-history-redknapp-walcott-ashley-cole/ Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:14:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=73 Harry Redknapp was England boss. The former Southampton boss says of the teenager:
From what I hear even the Arsenal players are not sure how good Walcott is. I certainly think he's not up to it. I think Eriksson has taken a massive gamble in selecting only four strikers and, because he's not good enough, Walcott won't figure at all.
Redknapp is right. He's no Svetoslav Todorov, that's for sure. Ashley Cole will play though and he's being urged to get forward more. Mark Lawrenson tells the Mirror Cole is the best left back in the world. The latest on his Arsenal situation is that it now seems more likely that he'll stay than go. Honestly it seems to change every fucking week so from now on I have nothing more to say about his future until something concrete happens. Apart from Gilberto coming to the defence of useless porker Ronaldo there's very little else going on. England should be fun to watch later though. Can they actually score a goal themselves? Can they play good football despite their miserable, dour coach? We shall see. Till tomorrow.]]>
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WC round-up :: Lauren to Sevilla? http://arseblog.net/2006/06/16/wc-round-up-lauren-to-sevilla/ Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:37:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=74 They play Sweden in their next game who knocked Paraguay out with a late Freddie Ljungberg goal and the Arsenal man is looking forward to playing England, saying:
It's going to be difficult but it will be a massive game as both teams want to win the group.
England will certainly need to play better if they want to finish top and Sven has to drop Michael Owen who is quite obviously not in any shape to play in a World Cup. 6 months out injured will that to a player though. Today sees Robin van Persie take on Kolo and Emannuel Eboue as Holland play the Ivory Coast. Should be a good one that. The press in Spain are reporting that Lauren is a target for Sevilla to replace Daniel Alves who is going to Liverpool. They're looking for experience and hope that a return home will appeal to Lauren who only has one year left on his current contract. Personally I hope he stays because I think he's a much better player than Eboue. That's it. Friday is here. I only have 16 billion things left to organise. What a productive week it's been. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Download our exclusive World Cup Top Trumps! http://arseblog.net/2006/06/17/download-our-exclusive-world-cup-top-trumps/ Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:12:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=75 Robin van Persie played very, very well for the Dutch and scored an excellent free kick. Kolo Toure was excellent for the Ivorians, who played very well themselves, and he showed he's really one of the top defenders in world football. Once again we saw the good and bad of Emmanuel Eboue though. Good going forward but very, very bad with his diving. At one point he was off the pitch writhing around for a supposed shoulder injury when his team had a corner, needed a goal and needed 11 players on the pitch. What was he thinking? Does he even think? Sheer stupidity which cost his team and quite frankly until he cuts that stuff out of his game I'll be happy if he doesn't play for us. Lauren can't come back soon enough. Didn't see the Mexico v Angola game. I'm not sure I missed much. In other news Tomas Rosicky says Arsenal have always been his favourite club and he was jealous of Alexander Hleb when he joined. The Czech says:
I like their style — fast and direct. Along with Barcelona, Arsenal play the most beautiful football in Europe
Difference is we're not massive cunts. Mostly. Ashley Cole is struggling to be fit for England's game against Sweden. He really hasn't looked up to scratch in the first two games and Wayne Bridge will deputise if he doesn't make it. Depending on what happens in the German group England could be going all out for a defeat anyway. Oliver Kunt Hideous Cunt Top TrumpsAnd as it's a deathly boring time the good chaps on the Arseblog forums have created an exclusive World Cup game for you. Yes, it's Hideous Cunt World Cup Top Trumps! Simply download the PDF file by clicking on the image then print and cut out your cards, invite all your friends around and play till dawn. If you don't know what Top Trumps or how to play are click here for an explanation. Credits Concept: Robert Builder Artwork and shocking typo: Gael Clichy (est tres rapide) Post-production and PDFing: Moj Enjoy. Right, I think I have to go and lie down in the sea. Have a good Saturday.]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/06/18/sunday-round-up-6/ Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:44:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=76 bullshit from Spain where one of the candidates of the presidency of Real Madrid claims to have opened negotiations with Arsene Wenger. Those fuckers will say anything to get elected. A football president and a politician in one package. Mingers. It's just not going to happen. Cesc says Arsenal's season will stand him in good stead for Spain. He reckons the battle for 4th place and getting to the Champions League final has taught him a lot. Spain play again tomorrow, I think. Crazy game between Italy and the USA last night. Terrible refereering, I thought, although some don't see it that way. The 9 Americans hung on for the almost the whole of the second half against the 10 Italians. That's now a very interesting group as Ghana beat the Czechs 2-0. Today's games see Brazil play Australia, Japan take on Croatia while Thierry Henry will be looking to get on the scoresheet as France meet South Korea. Meanwhile I'm off to the beach. Laters.]]> 76 2006-06-18 10:44:29 2006-06-18 08:44:29 closed open sunday-round-up-6 publish 0 0 post 0 Another World Cup week begins http://arseblog.net/2006/06/19/another-world-cup-week-begins/ Mon, 19 Jun 2006 06:54:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=77 much to Henry's ire, for a Vieira header that was clearly over the line. France didn't really do much in the second half though and as an attacking threat they're seriously lacking. They'd have been much better off playing Saha or Trezeguet up top with Henry. The Arsenal captain did have a chance to score his second of the night but from a position he normally finishes well from the keeper made a good save. In yesterday's other games Gilberto came on as a sub during Brazil's unconvincing 2-0 win over Australia and nothing of any interest at all happened during the Japan v Croatia game. Today sees Togo play Switzerland but the game might not have happened at all as the Togo players initially refused to take part. Cheeky fuckers, if you ask me. These blokes make a very good living for their clubs and then they threaten to walk about because their national association won't pay them a small fortune as well. I hope they get well and truly stuffed by the Swiss. Adebayor, Senderos and Djourou provide the Arsenal interest. Later on Spain play Tunisia with Cesc and Reyes both set to start on the bench. England play tomorrow with Freddie Ljungberg saying the Swedes love to play the English:
We usually perform well against England, because facing them and the way they play seems to suit us. We are used to it.
For those of you too lazy to read back to Saturday's blog I have to give mention again to our exclusive Hideous Cunt World Cup Top Trumps. Your boss said it was ok for you to download them, print them and play them all day. Really, he did. Just click here to download the PDF and then Top Trump your way, in a Hideous Cunt World Cup stylee, all day long. And that's that. How was your weekend then?]]>
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Cesc makes the difference for Spain http://arseblog.net/2006/06/20/cesc-makes-the-difference-for-spain/ Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:52:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=78 My pass for our second goal? It's easy with the pace and movement that 'El Niño' has. He's being rightly praised in the Spanish press with El Mundo saying he 'revolutionised the game' and Sport says he 'led the fightback' and that Spain's victory came 'at the hands of Cesc'. You'd have to think he's got to start for Spain now. Perhaps not in the next game as they have already qualified but once it gets to the knock-out stages. José Antonio Reyes was again an unused substitute. Arsenal interest today sees Jens Lehmann in goal for Germany against Ecuador, a game in which the result could mean a lot to England. Ashley Cole is likely to line up against Freddie Ljungberg as they take on Sweden. In other news Harry Redknapp reveals he'd like to sign Sol Cambpell, Thierry says France can cope without Zidane, Gilberto defends his portly chum Ronaldo and the club revealed a slightly blurry picture of the new kit which goes on sale next month. And that's the end of that.]]> 78 2006-06-20 08:52:41 2006-06-20 06:52:41 closed open cesc-makes-the-difference-for-spain publish 0 0 post 0 England - Cesc - Maradona - Win a book! http://arseblog.net/2006/06/21/79/ Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:06:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=79 Harry Redknapp. We've been linked quite a bit with Sweden's keeper, Andreas Isaakson, but based on last night's performance I can see why we've never brought him on board. Rubbish keeping for both England's goals. Still, England finished top of the group and they avoid a pretty decent looking German side who beat an admittedly under-strength and not terribly interested Ecuador 3-0. Jens didn't have much to do and a question I asked over on blogfc - why is Miroslav Klose never linked with big sides? Last season he scored 25 and made 16 goals in 23 starts and 3 sub appearances for Werder Bremen. He's been the striker of the tournament for me so far, better than Torres. Tonight sees Holland play Argentina (and we've been linked with Javier Saviola - most unlikely, I'd say) and I'm really looking forward to that one. The Ivory Coast take on Serbia and Montenegro. Speaking of Argentina Diego Maradona was full of praise for Cesc Fabregas after his performance for Spain against Tunisia. The portly ex-goalkeeper said:
I hope Fabregas will always play football like that. He was spectacular against Tunisia. He gave Spain the final ball which they had been lacking in the first half and he changed the game around.
He then asked for king sized bucket of KFC, four cheeseburgers, a gallon of Basque cider and a suckling pig. He got them too. He is Maradona, after all. Cesc was typically modest afterwards and also revealed he'd been in touch with his Arsenal chums during the tournament. Depending on results in the next games Spain could play France in the next round. That's if France can actually win a game. Anyway, after what's happened to Owen fingers crossed our boys come through unscathed the rest of the games. The latest pics of the new stadium from the Scouser. Dugouts - a book with pictures of dugoutsFinally for today a competition for a rather unusual book. It's a collection of pictures of dugouts from non-league clubs around England. It's far more interesting than it sounds and has some really cool pictures. To win all you have to do is answer the following simple question: What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? (Google is your friend!) Answers to dugouts@arseblog.com. There are 10 copies to give away thanks to New Holland Publishers. Winners will be announced tomorrow! Have fun.]]>
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WC stuff - Wenger to Madrid more hot air http://arseblog.net/2006/06/22/wc-stuff-wenger-to-madrid-more-hot-air/ Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:36:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=80 Emmanuel Adebayor says he won't be doing his friend Thierry Henry any favours while Patrick Vieira turns 30 on the same day and wants some goals from his former Arsenal colleague as a present. Freddie Ljungberg says Sweden showed England too much respect and that England are lucky to be playing Ecuador in the next round. More horseshit from Spain as the candidates for the Real Madrid presidency spin their yarns to try and get elected. Juan Miguel Villar Mir is claiming that should he be elected that Arsene Wenger has already agreed a 4 year deal to manage the club and also that David Dein acted like a 'hyena' when Wenger told him. Arsene Wenger said yesterday:
I do not know if someone has spoken with the club, but with me nothing has been agreed. It is not true.
Like any politician the Real Madrid candidates will promise the earth, moon and stars to get elected but their tax cuts and improvements to the health service will turn out to be little more than hot air. Expect Sam Allardyce to the be the next manager of Real Madrid. Finally for today the winners of the dugouts book with thanks to our chums at New Holland Publishers. The question was: What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? The answer was, of course, Doug! Thanks for all your entries and thanks for all your comments and expansions of that wonderful joke. I'll be in touch with the following people to get address details: Gerard Leahy - Michael Major - Paul Kirwan - Joe Mardon - Tom Patrick - Pete Grasson - Alan Cox - Scott Holt - Zac de Vouge - Sharah H.  Ok, now I have to clean the apartment from top to bottoms cos Mrs Blogs is coming home after being away all week and the place is a bit of a mess. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Arsenal Klose to a deal? (Sorry. Really sorry). http://arseblog.net/2006/06/23/arsenal-klose-to-a-deal-sorry-really-sorry/ Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:52:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=81 Graham Poll decided three was the new two and gave that many yellow cards to a Croatian before sending him off and Markus Merk gave Ghana the softest penalty since the one awarded to Torres in Spain's first game. Tomas Rosicky's World Cup is over as the 10 man Czech side lost to Italy. Italy and Ghana go through from that group while Australia and Brazil are into the next round as well, Big Fat Ronaldo finding his shooting boots at last. Lots of Arsenal interest today. Spain play Saudi Arabia and having already qualified they might choose to tinker with their team a bit so José Antonio Reyes could get a game. Switzerland take on South Korea later on and France have to win against Togo to qualify for the next round. After heavy criticism and Zidane's suspension it seems Thierry Henry will have a partner up front. If it were up to me I'd choose Saha but it looks like Trezeguet is the man. After wondering why Miroslav Klose is never linked with big teams the other day regular reader Jens Lehmann puts things right by urging Arsene Wenger to buy his fellow German. Jens says:
He could play a fantastic role for Arsenal. He is excellent in the air and a great finisher. We use our wingers a lot more than other teams so it would be fantastic to have THE classic goalscoring centre-forward to get on the end of them, even though I am loathe to comment on rumours.
Loathe indeed. As well as that Arsebog reader Junaid, living in Japan, writes to say that the boss was raving about Fernando Torres when he was punditing for Japanese TV during the Italy v Czech Republic game. Interesting. No doubt you've all seen next season's fixtures by now. We start with a home game against Aston Villa, go away early in the season to Old Trafford and our last home game of the season is against Chelsea. Full list here. And there you go. Now, some frantic last minute tidying before the missus gets back. It's roasting here today. I'm sweating like a pig's minge. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Bloody good job, Phil! http://arseblog.net/2006/06/24/bloody-good-job-phil/ Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:52:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=82 It was a happy day, if a bit of a painful one, for most of the Gunners at the World Cup. Cesc and José started for Spain as they beat Saudi Arabia 1-0, Reyes providing the cross for Juanito's bullet header. They both came off in the second half though due to yellow card madness. Last night we had Arsenal goals. Philippe Senderos put the Swiss ahead with a thumping header and he provided one of the images of the tournament so far running away to celebrate with blood dripping down his face. It's always a good look for a centre-half. He was put back together but came off in the second half with what's thought to be ligament damage in his shoulder. He was replaced by Johann Djourou as the Swiss topped the group with a 2-0 win. In the other game Patrick Vieira looked more like the Patrick Vieira of a few seasons ago as he scored one and made the other for Thierry Henry in their 2-0 win over Togo which was hard work for them. They looked a lot better with two strikers, even if Trezeguet was absolute cack and Ribery showed that he's all hype and very little end product. It sets up the Swiss against the Ukraine and a rather tasty match between Spain and France which is the game of the second round for me (just behind Portugal v Holland). In other news the FA investigation sparked by Newsnight has sparked off a war of words between the Sp*rs fan lead Newsnight team and the FA. Read it about it here if you like. It bores the tits off me. Ok, the first knock-out games are today. There's nothing else happening Arsenal wise so I'm off. Later.]]> 82 2006-06-24 09:52:48 2006-06-24 07:52:48 closed open bloody-good-job-phil publish 0 0 post 0 Sunday round-up - Trabelsi linked again http://arseblog.net/2006/06/25/sunday-round-up-trabelsi-linked-again/ Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:42:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=83 Sunday Mirror is reporting that Gael Clichy will not be fit until mid-September and you have to really start to wonder if he'll ever get back to full fitness. Lauren too will reportedly miss the first month of the season with his knee injury. Further to that we're linked again with a move for Hatem Trabelsi with his agent saying:
There's a contract ready for, him at Arsenal. I can show you that. Hatem definitely wants to play in the Champions League and he's not going to stay in Holland.
Gunnerblog has some pictures of the new kit if that thing floats your boat. I'm just happy to see red and white back again. I've missed you, red and white! Ok, time for some breakfast. Till tomorrow, Arsers.]]>
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England dull, Portgual v Holland hilarious http://arseblog.net/2006/06/26/england-dull-portgual-v-holland-hilarious/ Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:01:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=84 Ashley Cole saved their bacon before that with a great block  on some Ecuadorian who was clean through after a mistake by John Terry. Apart from those two incidents nothing exciting happened. The same can't be said for last night's game between Holland and Portugal though. It finished 1-0 to the Portuguese who will now play England on Saturday but it was a game packed full of incident. It finished 9 v 9 with the most card happy referee I've ever seen. Little Ronaldo got his thigh impaled on a Dutch bloke's boot, Luis Figo 'headbutted' Marc van Bommell and the referee missed it (although who amongst us wouldn't headbutt that cunt if we had half the chance?), Maniche scored a great goal, Holland hit the crossbar, there was timewasting, mayhem, and even though Holland desperately needed a goal Marco van Basten refused to bring on Ruud van Nistelrooy even though his replacement, Dirk Kuyt, could only be described as fucking shite and that's being kind to him. Going back to Figo's 'headbutt' it was nothing much really. You can't do what he did but in some reports this morning I've seen it described as appalling and savage. If it had really been that bad van Bommell wouldn't have taken 3 or 4 seconds to decide to fall over theatrically. He'd have gone down like Paris Hilton in a room full of marines. So, rubbish refereeing, van Nistelrooy fuming on the bench, end to end action, bookings galore and 4 red cards. England need to bring a bit of that to this World Cup before they truly become the most boring team in history. Portugal will be without Deco and Costinha for sure. Little Ronaldo might not recover from what was a really vicious tackle that actually deserved a straight red and Figo probably faces a video probe. Not up there, you sicko. From FIFA. Tremendous entertainment though. Let's hope we get equally entertaining football today. Australia take on Italy which could be another very physical game. Then later on we have Arsenal interest as Johan Djourou fills in for his buddy Senderos in the Swiss defence. Reports yesterday suggest Phil could be out for 6 weeks so hopefully he'll be fit in time for the start of the season. In other World Cup news it looks as if Cesc will start for Spain against France on Tuesday. I have to say I'm really looking forward to that one. Kolo Toure on his brother Yaya joining Arsenal:
It would be nice, but I think he has a contract now in Greece. He has the talent, for sure. He is a better player than me. I tell him that, just as I tell everyone else.
I'm not convinced by Yaya. He's obviously talented but he needs to impose himself on games more. Perhaps Kolo should tell him he's not a better player than him and try and provoke a reaction. And there you go. Hope you had a fun weekend.]]>
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France v Spain is all about football, nothing else... http://arseblog.net/2006/06/27/france-v-spain-is-all-about-football-nothing-else/ Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:54:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=85 Reyes said:
I think it is nonsense for Silvestre to try to heat up the game and it is because they are nervous about being eliminated by Spain. Henry knows well that Aragones is not a racist person. The matter was all cleared up a year and a half ago so I don't understand why he has to talk about this topic now.
He's got a point, in fairness, about talking about it again now. Whether Aragones is racist or not depends on your interpretation of his remarks and that's a debate we don't need to start again. Whatever happens it's certainly going to be an interesting game on a purely footballing level. I'd have Spain as slight favourites. I'm not sure Zidane's return to the team will allow the French to play the football they need to win but if Henry performs and Vieira's performance in the last game wasn't a one off then they could push them hard. I'm really looking forward to it. It has the potential to be one of the games of the tournament. In the other game Brazil play Ghana and Roberto Carlos says his team can't lose. Famous last words those. I'm up for the Africans, no question. In other news Arsene Wenger reveals he had Dutch striker Dirk Kuyt watched and described him as a 'generous' player. A rather unusual way to describe him, I thought. Maybe he's a 'comfy' player or a 'shiny' player. Whatever, he's a shite player based on what we've seen of him in this World Cup. Certainly not good enough for Arsenal. Rio Ferdinand says Ashley Cole v Cristiano Ronaldo will be the key duel in the England v Portugal game while Cole described his tackle in the Ecuador game as his best ever for England. Gunnerblog has more pictures of the new kit and an alleged third kit which looks, quite frankly, hideous. I'm really hoping that this is not real. It looks like an eBay fake. If it is real we need to gather up the money that Nike gave us and shove up their fucking holes before we go and find someone who can actually make a decent Arsenal shirt. Right, a busy day ahead before the football kicks off. Laters.]]>
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Henry's face clutching out of character but... http://arseblog.net/2006/06/28/henrys-face-clutching-out-of-character-but/ Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:36:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=86 visibly upset at the end of the game. Ribery scored a good goal for France, Torres was pretty much anonymous throughout apart from a dive in the box which should have seen him booked. Reyes didn't get a game at all. Not much else happening. An agent in Spain yesterday rubbished claims that Arsene Wenger has already signed a deal to become the new Real Madrid manager, but I think we all knew that already. Anyway, have to run. More tomorrow.]]> 86 2006-06-28 09:36:41 2006-06-28 07:36:41 closed open henrys-face-clutching-out-of-character-but publish 0 0 post 0 Various bits and bobs http://arseblog.net/2006/06/29/various-bits-and-bobs/ Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:30:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=87 Thierry Henry has denied cheating to win the free kick against Spain. He said:
Spain's left-back Mariano Perina was going to win the ball so I don't know why Puyol cut across me, but he did. I don't cheat.
I think it was a free kick, to be honest, but that wasn't the issue that had people talking. It was the way he held his face when there wasn't any contact above his chest. Anyway, it's all in the past now. We have to stop living in the past. Anyway, Henry is glad to have won for Zinedine Zidane and the French coach Raymond Dommenech has blasted the Spanish fans for being racist. He obviously saw and heard something but the one thing that was a surprise was the Spanish fans whistling and booing the French national anthem. As Henry looks forward to the quarter-finals Cesc Fabregas is upset that Spain went out. The young midfielder said:
Once again I walk out as a loser. It has already happened in the Champions League final and it's painful. I know that I am young and that there will be other tournaments, but time flies and you need to take advantage of these opportunities.
And that's the kind of attitude that will make him a winner. Defeats like that are character building. Not much fun though. In non World Cup news Sheffield Wednesday are interested in Mart Poom whose Arsenal career highlight is giving me a high-five after our goal in the Champions League final. Former captain Tony Adams has been named assistant manager at Portsmouth. Harry + Tony = the biggest bollocks talkers in the league. Finally Keith Edelman says the new stadium is on schedule and practically ready to go. He also revealed that parts of the stadium would be named and fans would have the chance to vote via the Arsenal website. "The David Hiller luggage lockers" - "The Glenn Helder car park" - "The Nelson Vivas steakhouse" - "The Sol Campbell specially extended doorway for really fat people to get through" Plenty more, no doubt.]]>
87 2006-06-29 09:30:48 2006-06-29 07:30:48 closed open various-bits-and-bobs publish 0 0 post 0 40 http://soccerlens.com/arsenal-fans-henry-was-fouled-world-no-he-wasnt 70.103.189.98 2006-06-29 12:50:56 2006-06-29 10:50:56 1 pingback 0 0
WC 1/4s, Arsenal round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/06/30/wc-14s-arsenal-round-up/ Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:47:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=88 Jens Lehmann as Germany play Argentina. He talks about the build up here and as good as Argentina have been I have a sneak feeling the Germans will go through. The home advantage is not something you can underestimate. It promises to be a fantastic game though. In the other match Italy play Ukraine. And that's it. In Arsenal news the club has been cleared by FIFA of any wrong doing with regards to Beveren. After an FA investigation FIFA announced yesterday that: There is no evidence or indication of any infringement of the relevant regulations. Fifa does not see any reason for further investigation or for any additional measures to be taken in this connection. So, in the end it was a load of old bollocks instigated by a Sp*rs fan and just before the vote which saw David Dein replaced on the FA Committee. As I said at the time I couldn't care less about Dein's position at the FA, I still don't, but given the complete lack of anything incriminating you have to think that the timing was a bit suspicious. Philippe Senderos has had surgery on the shoulder injury he picked up playing for Switzerland. Hopefully he'll get well soon. More Real Madrid bullshit as another candidate claims to have reached an agreement with Cesc Fabregas. Not according to Cesc though who says: I am an Arsenal player right now and I am very happy and at ease there. I don't need anything else. Huurah for Cesc. In vague transfer related news Yaya Toure says he wants to leave Olypiakos and Arsenal is a destination that's always mentioned. The Sun reports our continued interest in Frank Ribery. And that's it. I was going to mention something about some other cheeky Arsenal website but I won't. Hasta mañana.]]> 88 2006-06-30 09:47:34 2006-06-30 07:47:34 closed open wc-14s-arsenal-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 Fancy a quickie? http://arseblog.net/2006/07/01/fancy-a-quickie/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:51:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=89 took defeat with good grace with United's Gabriel Heinze the mesure of good sportsmanship at the end of the game. German boss Jurgen Klinnsman praised the Arsenal keeper though, saying:
As a former striker I wouldn't want to face him, and he proved that, he has a sense about where the ball is going and he almost saved the other two as well.
Good stuff for Jens.  Today sees England play Portugal and, God bless him, Theo Walcott is still hoping to get a game at some stage. I can't see it to be honest but who knows now that Sven has gone a bit mental. The poor lad is so bored though he's making a video diary. France play Brazil in the other game with Gilberto Silva up against Patrick Vieira. If he gets picked that is. The Arsenal man is looking forward to it though. There are lots of rumours going around about us signing Mexican defender Carlos Salcido. Gunnerblog has lots on this story and it seems he'd be the replacement for Sol Campbell who has apparently sorted out a £50,000 a week deal with Portsmouth. More comment on that when it happens. Reyes to Real Madrid? Zzzzzzz. Right, that's it. Off out. More tomorrow.]]>
89 2006-07-01 08:51:05 2006-07-01 06:51:05 closed open fancy-a-quickie publish 0 0 post 0
World Cup thoughts http://arseblog.net/2006/07/02/world-cup-thoughts/ Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:31:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=90 Sven now leaves with a massive payoff having contributed massively to England's failure. Why did he bring Walcott if he was never going to play him? Why did he play 4-5-1 when he had two strikers on the bench and when that system negates everything that's good about Rooney. The fact that Steve McLaren, Sven's right hand man, is taking over does not bode well for England in the future. In the late game France beat Brazil thanks to a Thierry Henry goal. At first I thought i was dreaming because Henry never scores in big games if you listen to some people. He did though and a very nice goal it was too although where the Brazil defence were is a big question. In terms of performance the French deserved it and Brazil have shown nothing this tournament to suggest they could have won the tournament. "They always start slowly". Bah. They played a unfit, fat cunt up front. What did they expect? He got a couple of goals against Japan but then so did Tim Cahill. As for the supposed best player in the world Ronaldinho, well, he's up there with Lampard in the World Cup duffers XI. He did nothing. I suppose it's not all his fault. At Barcelona he has the very mobile Eto'o to play with. For Brazil it's a fat, semi-retired fool who won't move for him. There was no magic from him to make up for it though and I'm glad to see this Brazil team go home. So the four semi-finalists are European. Italy play Germany. France take on Portugal. It's hard to know where to put your money. In Arsenal news, there isn't any. Ashley Cole comes home, for now. Gilberto comes home, Sol Campbell will make his way to Portsmouth and Theo Walcott will get a few minutes on the pitch with Arsenal. Till tomorrow.]]> 90 2006-07-02 10:31:07 2006-07-02 08:31:07 closed open world-cup-thoughts publish 0 0 post 0 Cesc's agent "agrees 5 year deal with 5 Madrid". http://arseblog.net/2006/07/03/cescs-agent-agrees-5-year-deal-with-5-madrid/ Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:20:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=91 Sven has defended his decision to bring Theo Walcott to the World Cup saying that he thought Walcott was a better option than Jermaine Defoe. That said I'm sure if he'd brought Defoe we'd have seen him play alongside Rooney whereas Theo was never given a chance at all so it's another case of the Swede talking out of his arse. The French team doctor says Thierry Henry may suffer from achilles problems this season as he needed a summer of rest to ensure he recovered properly. He may not though. Or he may. I may have two poos today. Or I may not. Henry speaking about France's World Cup: We were criticised at first, and rightly so because we weren’t playing well but we’re not favourites to win the World Cup now. You can’t be the team that everyone was laughing at at the very beginning and suddenly be favourites. So Arsenal interest in the semi-finals centres around Henry for France and Jens for Germany. They could, results going their way, meet in the final next weekend. That would certainly be interesting. News from Spain - Ramón Calderón won the Real Madrid presidential election. He's the one who said they had a deal with Cesc, Kaka and Arjen Robben. Let's see if he can put his money where his mouth is or if he's won it on the back of empty promises. Afterwards he's said very clearly that Kaka would be a Real Madrid player but said nothing about Robben or Cesc. However, his right hand man and sporting director, Pedja Mijatovic, apparently had dinner with Cesc's agent and they came to an agreement over a 5 year contract for our man. They say Mijatovic will be in contact with Arsenal in the next few hours to arrange the transfer. I expect the conversation to go something like this. "Hello, this is Mijatovic from Real Madrid." "Fuck off, cuntchops." *click* Expect a lot of bullshit about this in the next few days. I will keep you up to date with the crap they're talking. Ok, nothing more. Sweltering here a bit. Till tomorrow.]]> 91 2006-07-03 09:20:39 2006-07-03 07:20:39 closed open cescs-agent-agrees-5-year-deal-with-5-madrid publish 0 0 post 0 Chelsea to bid £4m more for Cole than they need to http://arseblog.net/2006/07/04/chelsea-to-bid-%c2%a34m-more-for-cole-than-they-need-to/ Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:56:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=92 The Mirror is reporting that Chelsea will make a £20m bid for Ashley Cole this week. There's all the usual regurgitated crap about how Cole doesn't forgive Double D for not putting his agent on the Arsenal payroll and that he wants to leave. They also say he has a £16m buy-out clause in his contract which makes you wonder why even Chelsea would pay £4m more than they have to. As I said previously the Cole situation seems to change by the week. One week it's more likely he'll stay, the next he's off. What is true is that his agent wants him to move and I suppose it wouldn't take too much to convince Cole considering he still falls for the "Ashley! Look over there!" and when he looks someone nicks chips from his plate trick. We'll see what happens and I expect things to get quite busy in the next week or two. Robert Pires says he joined Villarreal to win La Liga. It's a nice thought but I don't they have the players to even come close. Matt Le Tissier says Theo Walcott should have played in the World Cup at some stage. He says:
He's got bags of ability and can change the course of a game. I'd be a bit disappointed if I was in his shoes. He has every right to feel frustrated.
In World Cup news it's Germany v Italy and Jens Lehmann will be looking to keep out an Italian side that have found their shooting boots. It should be a good one. I think I'll be watching with lots of Italians so there'll be plenty of 'Oooh mama!' and 'vaffanculo' especially when I'm up for the hosts. Finally, greetings to all Arseblog's American readers who today celebrate the release of Will Smith's blockbuster 'Independence Day'. What an odd bunch they are. Right, that's it. Mañana.]]>
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Lehmann out, Henry ready, Cesc not going to Madrid http://arseblog.net/2006/07/05/lehmann-out-henry-ready-cesc-not-going-to-madrid/ Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:07:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=93 Heartbreak for Jens Lehmann as Germany crashed out of the World Cup after two late, late Italian goals. The Arsenal goalkeeper had an excellent match, he's had an excellent tournament, but naive defending late on saw Grosso curl a left footed shot to win it as Michael Ballack bravely turned his back on the ball. Alessandro del Piero's second goal was very nice as well but Germany had never really looked like scoring at 0-0. There was no way they'd have got one back with just a minute to go. Sad for Jens but on the balance of it the Italians deserved to go through and in Fabio Cannavaro they have the best centre-half in the world right now. He was just awesome all night long like he has been since the first game. If Juventus go down, as looks likely, I hope our interest isn't confined to Buffon and we think very strongly about bringing him in as well. No doubt he'd have his choice of club all over the world but the idea of Kolo, Phil and Djourou learning from him for a couple of seasons is mouthwatering. Tonight sees France take on Portugal and Arsenal interest centres around Thierry Henry. There's lots of talk of France being 'reborn'. Vieira and Zidane in particular after a couple of good performances but I'm always wary of too much hype too soon. Portugal are a pretty horrible side to watch, they offer little of an attacking threat, but they're well organised, disciplined and very hard to beat. Should be a good one. Now, leaving the World Cup aside, here's a quote supposedly from Cesc's agent in Marca:
We had meetings before the elections and there would be no problems on our side, but now they have to speak to Arsenal and see what they say. We have always said we are very thankful to Arsenal. We would never try a dirty trick on Arsenal and whatever has to happen will happen. I don’t think Arsenal would want to let the player go for all the gold in the world and we’ll have to wait and see now.
Quite honestly agents give me a fucking pain in my arse. At no stage do they ever think about the best thing for their client it is always, always about how to make more money from their client. Look at how Jonathan Barnett came close to destroying Ashley Cole's Arsenal career as he expected the club Cole supported as a boy to pay him a massive sum of money when the only one who should have been paying him was Cole himself. Cole could still leave and it is entirely the fault of a greedy agent. In Cesc's case he does not want to leave Arsenal and Arsenal will not sell him. Fabregas to Henry is the next 3 or 4 seasons of this football club and after fighting to keep Henry there is no way the manager will sanction his sale. Could it mean a new contract for Cesc? That way he gets to keep playing football where he wants to play football and his agent gets the extra money he wants. He won't be going anywhere near Madrid though. I won't be going to Madrid either as a protest. I am going to Valencia on Saturday though. So is the Pope which means the city will be really busy. Stupid Pope, he should have rung to check with me first.]]>
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Why won't foreigners buy drinks? http://arseblog.net/2006/07/06/why-wont-foreigners-buy-drinks/ Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:42:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=94 Little Ronaldo cried again. It's becoming my favourite part of major championships now, seeing when the chinless twat breaks down in tears. So it's an Italy v France final on Sunday. Will Italy get revenge for Euro 2000. Will 'Zizou' go out with a bang? All these questions and more will be answered on Sunday at 8pm. We left the Irish bar and went and had more beers, some Absinthe, more beer and then we ended up in McCarthy's Irish bar in Barcelona where the owner very kindly gave us an after-hours beer. Then wouldn't let us leave when the beer was finished. "You have to wait till everyone else is leaving", he said. "Fuck off and open the cunting shutters", I said. Eventually he did but not before telling my mate "Never again" as he left. I'm not sure what 'never again' refers to. Maybe he'll 'never again' serve us a beer during opening hours. Maybe 'never again' he'll serve us a beer after hours. Maybe 'never again' he'll try to keep us hostage against our will when it was time to leave. The cunt. It was much more exciting than France v Portugal surrounded by tee-totaller, shrieking mongos though. In other news were being strongly linked with Javier Saviola. His agent says:
There is a proposal from Panathinaikos, as there are from other teams. One of them is Arsenal, while there is also interest from Bolton.
Honestly, I don't see him at Arsenal which probably means he'll sign today. I have no idea how we'd use him though and he's always struck me as a bit lightweight for English football. Chelsea have reported Real Mardid over an alleged illegal approach for Arjen Robben. You have to take your hat off to them. They've got a neck like a jockey's bollocks, they really do. Lyon want to sign Gilberto apparently. One of the areas I think we need to strengthen properly this summer is central midfield and the last thing we need to do is sell anyone from that position. To give us the kind of squad depth we need Gilberto must stay while some proper quality is brought in. Right, that's it. I have a bit of a hangover and I need to float in the see for a while. Later.]]>
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Kenya believe it?! http://arseblog.net/2006/07/07/kenyas-standard-newspaper-steals-from-arseblog/ Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=95 Thierry Henry is confident he can do the business for France. He says:
Italy have defended well, but against Italian sides in the Champions League I didn't have trouble scoring, so I don't think that's going to be the way on Sunday.
He does have a good record against Italian teams in Europe but he's going to have to put in a performance and a half to score on Sunday. I've said it before but he's being used badly by Dommenech the same way that Eriksson used Rooney badly. Neither of them are lone strikers and you miss out a lot of what they can do by playing them in that role. With Italy so solid at the back he's got to produce some magic because they won't give him an inch. I'm looking forward to this one though. Jens Lehmann is a proper gentleman and he's willing to let Oliver Kahn play in tomorrow's third place playoff. He also says his international future will depend on what Jurgen Klinsmann does. Rangers are reportedly interested in Nicklas Bendtner. He's well thought of so you'd have to think it would be a loan deal rather than anything permanent. Nice to see the links between Arsenal and Le Guen have started though. I have to say thanks to Arseblog reader George in Kenya who sent me a copy of an artcicle in 'The Standard', one of Kenya's two main daily newspapers. It was about refereeing in the World Cup. Regular readers might recognise, oh, I dunno, about 95% of it. Have a look at it here. Cheeky, rip-offing fuckers. I demand justice! A front page apology from the managing Editor would suffice. As would an all expenses paid trip to Mombassa. Seriously though, this annoys me. Arseblog takes up my time and I don't make a penny for it. Then some lazy cunt gets told to write an article on the World Cup so he just steals my stuff. May he forever have an itch upon his testicles. Right, I have a busy day coz I'm going on holidays tomorrow. Hurrah! My final blog for a week will be tomorrow morning. Hurrah! Everyone join in...]]>
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Au Revoir http://arseblog.net/2006/07/08/au-revoir/ Sat, 08 Jul 2006 06:40:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=96 Thierry Henry will be doing it for France having not taken part in the 1998 final. The Mirror, briefly, reports a £7m bid for Yaya Toure. Right, so that's it from me for the next week. Tom is going to keep things running in his own inimitable, quite bald style, while I go to Valencia and drink and eat and play golf and generally lounge around in the sun. Those on the mailing list will have to make do with the blog in the meantime. Here's hoping I come back to a couple of new signings although I'm sure it won't happen (outrageous double double bluff attempt). Have fun, talk to you soon.]]> 96 2006-07-08 08:40:57 2006-07-08 06:40:57 closed open au-revoir publish 0 0 post 0 Campbell gone - World Cup final http://arseblog.net/2006/07/09/campbell-gone-world-cup-final/ Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:26:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=97 97 2006-07-09 11:26:10 2006-07-09 09:26:10 closed open campbell-gone-world-cup-final publish 0 0 post 0 World Cup Final http://arseblog.net/2006/07/10/world-cup-final/ Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:27:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=98 98 2006-07-10 08:27:28 2006-07-10 06:27:28 closed open world-cup-final publish 0 0 post 0 Don't mention their names http://arseblog.net/2006/07/11/dont-mention-their-names/ Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:26:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=99 99 2006-07-11 09:26:28 2006-07-11 07:26:28 closed open dont-mention-their-names publish 0 0 post 0 More of the same http://arseblog.net/2006/07/12/more-of-the-same/ Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:43:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=100 100 2006-07-12 09:43:09 2006-07-12 07:43:09 closed open more-of-the-same publish 0 0 post 0 £10m for Curtis Davies? http://arseblog.net/2006/07/13/%c2%a310m-for-curtis-davies/ Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:03:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=101 The Guardian, AW's comments were made at the player's request because he wanted to draw a line under it, which is nice. The article also mentions, for those that didn't already know - like me - that Cesc will be wearing the number 4 shirt next season. Finally, that one measley offering above, I'm sorry there's been no hyperlinking to any of the stories I've been making up. It's actually very easy with WordPress, but well, I'd have to be arsed, have the time, and the inclination. Don't worry, normal service will be resumed very soon. Have you noticed I haven't been hungover once this week? That's how cunting busy I am. I'll fix that tomorrow night with some lovely red wine. If I'm not too busy. Eugh. I hate being busy.]]> 101 2006-07-13 09:03:39 2006-07-13 07:03:39 closed open %c2%a310m-for-curtis-davies publish 0 0 post 0 Welcome back, number 6 http://arseblog.net/2006/07/14/welcome-back-number-6/ Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:47:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=102 The Sun reckons that it's all over between Arsenal and Ashley Cole because Cole hasn't invited Arsene Wenger to his marriage tomorrow. Or something like that. They reckon the book Cole's about to publish that basically says Arsenal are a bunch of cunts has got something to do with it too. I dunno, I don't want to lose a player as good as he is, but if he's going to act the prick about what happened and can't see that he did wrong, and that he's where is today because of Arsenal and the manager (yes, as well as his own talent), then he can fuck off. Unfortunately since Chelsea are looking for a left back, that could well be where he ends up. Madrid need a replacement for hopeless, one-trick pony Roberto Carlos too mind. Still no transfers done, with it having gone a bit quiet on the Saviola front, and Bryan Robson insisting Curtis Davies isn't leaving. There was some talk - which might even have started on a WBA blog, I think - that they might be interested if we were to sweeten any deal by giving them one of Walcott, Lupoli or Bendter on loan until Christmas to help with their promotion challenge. Walcott's agent has denied it, saying the player was delighted that Thierry Henry signed a new deal because he loves working with him. I can't see it either, but you never know. Today should see the result of the match-fixing trial in Italy, so maybe we've been holding out to see whether we can nab any of their players on the cheap. Given the choice, I'd take, oooh, Cannavaro, Thuram or Zebina, Buffon (bit harsh on Jens that one), Ibrahimovic (I know he's a cunt of galactic proportions, but he's an excellent player and his World Cup showing wouldn't have done his price any harm), Zambrotta maybe. Who's their left back? Given that transfer fees are rarely paid all at once, maybe they still owe us money for Vieira. I wouldn't have him back, I don't think, but wherever he goes might have a player we're interested in. I wonder if any of their players have clauses in their contracts that allow them to leave for free if the club are relegated. Must be shit to be a Juventus fan right now. I'm sure Blogger would want me to point out that it serves them right, the Chippy stealing cunts. In more positive news, the lights have been turned on at the new stadium, and the club's website has some nice pictures of it looking all glowy in the dark, and another player has been given a shirt with a bit of history - Phil Senderos will wear number six next season. Good stuff. Anyway, I think Blogger is back from holiday tomorrow, so I'm not sure whether it's the delight of more of my company you'll get, or a return to normal service. If he's back, it's been a pleasure as always. Happy Friday!]]> 102 2006-07-14 09:47:29 2006-07-14 07:47:29 closed open welcome-back-number-6 publish 0 0 post 0 The shattering truth http://arseblog.net/2006/07/15/the-shattering-truth/ Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:47:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=103 Arsenal hung me out to dry, using me as a scapegoat to get back at Chelsea, The board 'rewarded' me with an insult and threw years of loyalty back in my face. I'll reveal the shattering truth about who fed me to the sharks. It changed my view forever on the club I regarded as family. I've not much more to add to what I said yesterday, except that I hope we get a good fee for him, and that he doesn't go to Chelsea. And he's clearly a bit dim, because "shattering truth" sounds like the words of a Sun 'journalist', not the player. When you contrast his attitude with that of Fabregas and Thierry Henry, both of whom have responded to speculation linking them with other clubs by signing a new contract, it's not hard to see why the manager might seem to avoid English players. The Italian match-fixing result came though yesterday, with most high profile culprits Juventus being relegated to Serie B, starting the season with a 30 points deduction and being stripped of their last two titles (bad luck for Paddy - looks like that move didn't turn out as successfully as some of the doom merchants would have us believe). Even with the players they're likely to retain, it seems very unlikely they'll be back in Serie A or the Champions' League for at least two seasons. Ouch. Lazio and Fiorentina have also been relegated, and AC Milan will start the new season with a 15 points deduction. All have been thrown out of European competition for next season. Doubtless there'll be appeals, but I'd imagine they'll centre around the points deductions rather than the relegations. Some bloke on Sky News last night was saying that regardless of appeals, none of the teams will be allowed to compete in Europe by UEFA. Seems harsh, but I suppose that's what you get for being a bunch of corrupt bastards. There's bound to be a fire-sale at Juve now with players desperate to get out. I'm sure Arsene Wenger's been paying attention. Our old chum Ruud Van Nistelrooy appears to be on his way to either Madrid or Bayern, apparently because Ferguson can't get over his personal problems with the 20 goal a season huge cunt. Some twat on Sky last night was saying that Ferguson's not one for cutting of his nose to spite his face. There are any number of jokes there, but to stick to the facts, Jaap Stam anyone? David Beckham? Shame. I've always liked Ruud. *Snigger*. Anyway, that really is all from him me. It really has been a pleasure. Enjoy your Saturday!]]> 103 2006-07-15 10:47:27 2006-07-15 08:47:27 closed open the-shattering-truth publish 0 0 post 0 Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/07/16/sunday-round-up-7/ Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:29:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=104 Arsene Wenger says. Personally I think we'll sell him to Chelsea which will make a mockery of Cole's statements last year. We'll wait and see about that but given his push to turn himself into some kind of King Chav with his showbiz wedding and a fucking book we're be better off without him. Christ though, an Ashley Cole book. What next, Jermaine Pennant reinterpreting Vivaldi? I think Liam Brady said it best when Cole and Jonathan Barnett were moaning and complaining about how badly they'd been treated by Arsenal.
"All Arsenal did was offer to double his wages".
That's not enough though when Chelsea can triple them. The comments in the papers this week were bang out of order. He could have said nothing and stayed at the club but his agent is no doubt the driving force behind this as a £16-£20m fee for Cole is his big pay day. He's wanted this since the club did him after the meeting with Chelsea and it looks like he's got what he wanted. Is he looking after the best interests of the player? No. Instead of being an Arsenal legend, with a chance to play for the club he supported all his life long enough to break appearance records Ashley Cole will leave with not too many fond wishes from the fans and he doesn't deserve anything less, the little prick. Anyway, leaving those two cunts aside there's not much going on. We drew our first pre-season friendly 0-0 against Barnet. A match report here. Very much a second string XI though as most of our lads are on extended holidays because of the World Cup. After the Juventus scandal (heh, take that you Chippy stealing bastards!) AW said what everyone else has been thinking; that the problem has been going on for years. However, despite the obvious availability of Juve's players he's more or less ruled out any moves for them because of the money they earn. He says:
It is very unlikely we will make a move for the players because the wages are too high for us.
The only obvious target is Buffon with lots of rumours suggesting we're interested but the players will have to cut their cloth perhaps. If they price themselves out of moves to a club like Arsenal, who pay very good wages, then they may find their options very limited. Not much else happening this morning so it's thanks again to Tom, the mailing list will be back in action from today and I'll be back tomorrow.]]>
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Cole wants to leave. We want Cole to leave. http://arseblog.net/2006/07/17/cole-wants-to-leave-we-want-cole-to-leave-its-the-c-of-l/ Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:02:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=105 When Ashley Cole comes back, the most important thing is to work hard and not to talk too much. We have shown many times we can keep our best players when we want to. Do we really want to though? As a squad there's no question we're stronger with Cole in it but his book, his agent's influence and his behaviour suggests we'd be better off without him. Sometimes AW focuses too much on the qualities of the player and not the man. I've been told that he has never, ever referenced the Chelsea meeting with Cole leaving the left back agitated and confused when he was expecting a bollocking. This time I think he needs to show that certain standards of behaviour are acceptable and that Cole's behaviour falls well outside that. I'm sure if he could rely on the fitness of Clichy he might well be harsher. On the other hand though he could just be talking the talk to ensure we get the best price possible. Could Cole end up at Madrid? They certainly need a left back and Julio Baptisa reckons Arsenal are still interested in him. He doesn't really seem keen on coming though so the swap deal might not be a runner. I still think Chelsea is the obvious move despite the stories linking them with Roberto Carlos. I just can't see Mourinho's team with a playboy veteran who would cost them goals. Whatever happens I'm sure he'll be sold and with the boss saying he wants to bring in a defender who can play centre-half and left back that tells its own story. As Gunnerblog pointed out it's odd that we let Salcido go to PSV but maybe our targets lie elsewhere. He's also ruled out paying £10m for Curtis Davies and as much as I like the player there's just no way he's worth that kind of money. We do need to reinforce there as Campbell has left and Philippe Senderos is going to missing for 3 months which is a real blow. It's no go for Saviola as well, which isn't a surprise. I was never able to see where he'd fit into things and if there was interest maybe it was cooled by wage demands or maybe it was cooled by the fact that very few Argentinians come to England and do well. We're being linked again with France's most sought after gargoyle, Frank Ribery, while Tomas Rosicky hopes he can be Arsenal's Mr X next season, saying
I'm not one of the big names in England. I'm like a Mr X. But that will change if I produce for Arsenal.
Despite saying that he wasn't interested in any of the Juventus players (and I don't believe AW when he says we can't afford their wages. Thierry Henry is the best paid player in England!) rumours persist about Gigi Buffon. His agent says:
It's true that Arsenal are very interested. Juventus informed me that Arsenal have made a very serious offer for Gigi.
It would be an awesome signing and although we have a great keeper and a top man in Jens Lehmann when someone of the quality of Buffon becomes available you have to be prepared to go for it. Kenya update: I sent the The Standard newspaper an email about the fact they're ripping off Arseblog and publishing it in their newspaper but they never responded. My Kenyan pal George then emailed me another article in which they've done exactly the same thing. They've taken a number of days of Arseblog, Kenyanised it, and published it. They've gone too far now. I'm calling Superman. Or a lawyer. The stealing cunts. Right, that's enough to be going on with. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Exclusive extract from Ashley Cole's book http://arseblog.net/2006/07/18/exclusive-extract-from-ashley-coles-book/ Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:39:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=106 made public his admiration for West Brom's Curtis Davies yesterday and with the confirmation that Philippe Senderos is out for three months we definitely need a defender. However, the Guardian is reporting that Portsmouth have blown us out of the water with an £8m bid which may explain Wenger's public comments regarding the player. If you knew Arsenal and Portsmouth were interested in you there'd only be one choice if you were a player with any ambition. That said it's a bit sad when we're being outmuscled financially by Portsmouth despite their mini-Abramovich. The Guardian story suggests we might turn our attention to Man City's Micah Richards instead and according to the Mirror he's put in a transfer request and is determined to leave. I haven't seen too much of him and while he's, by all accounts, an outstanding prospect I think we need some experience brought in this summer. We have plenty of potential as it is. The Sun reports Ashley Cole has refused to tone down the two chapters of his book which deal with the him going to meet Chelsea issue. Arseblog has an exclusive extract:
Went dahn to sam hotel wiv Jonafan. He said there's some fellas wanna talk to me about samfing. Fack me if it ain't Joseph Moureeno and Uncle Fester. "I like you. I will pay you many millions. You will win trophies. Together we will rule the world", said Joseph. "Sounds great but what abaht Arsenal, Jonafan?" "Ssssssss, don't worry about Arsssssssssenal, Ashley. David Dein told me he fanciessssss your girlfriend. Sssssss. They won't pay me despite the fact I don't work for Arsenal. Ssssss. Arsenal are evil. They all fancy your girlfriend." "Me Kenyon. Kenyon like cheese." "Sssss. See, Ashley. Nobody at Chelsea fancies your girlfriend. Sssss. And think of how many more naff white shirts open at the chest with a poxy medallion hanging on it you can buy with the wages they'll pay you. Sssss." It's really given lots to fink abaht. After finking abaht it for a long facking time, at least free minutes, I 'ave decided that Arsenal are cants. Can't wait to rule the world.
Shattering stuff, it really is. I fully expect 19 new signings this week. No, really.]]>
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A boy called Lilian http://arseblog.net/2006/07/19/a-boy-called-lilian/ Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:50:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=107 The Mirror says Lilian Thuram is considering a move to Arsenal and while he's exactly the sort of player we need to bring in he's been all over the newspapers here saying how much he'd like to play for Barcelona. Whether Barcelona want or need him is another matter though. From our point of view he'd be the perfect signing. Experienced and talented. Our young centre-halves could learn a lot from him and at 34 he wouldn't hamper their development by being around forever. Perhaps the French connection might work in our favour. Update: Press reports in Spain today say Barcelona came to an agreement yesterday to sign Thuram and Zambrotta. Nothing confirmed officially though. The Sun says Ashley Cole could be a Chelsea player by the end of the week. If he does leave I think we have to bring in a left-back. Gael Clichy is the obvious replacement but he's injured so much it's hard to have confidence that he'd manage a whole campaign. At some stage soon I'll take a look at the squad and where I think we need to strengthen. Not today though. I'm too hungover and it's too hot. Frank Ribery is staying with Marseille according to their sporting director Barba Papa. Nicklas Bendtner will 'look at other alternatives' if he's not included in the Arsenal squad this season, according to his agent. Does that mean he'll consider a career in plumbing or do an electrician's apprenticeship? A loan deal to Rangers has been suggested but it's hard to see him break into the first team at only 18 despite his obvious talent. Madrid are still sniffing around Cesc, say Marca. "We'll sell Cesc if you give us Baptista and Robinho", is the answer they supposedly got from Arsenal. They should probably give up now. Right, that's it. More to follow. Tomorrow.]]> 107 2006-07-19 09:50:29 2006-07-19 07:50:29 closed open a-boy-called-lilian publish 0 0 post 0 Roberto Coleos http://arseblog.net/2006/07/20/roberto-coleos/ Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:12:49 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=108 bizarre story in the Mirror which says that Ashley Cole will sign for Chelsea next Wednesday. The bizarre part comes with the news that they're also going to sign Roberto Carlos because he's Abramovich's son's favourite player. I can't imagine Mourinho putting up with that and the idea that Chelsea would sign a player like Roberto Carlos for that reason is ludicrous. The Mirror says the Cole deal has been sorted down to the last detail which wouldn't be a surprise at all. It will be interesting to see what the fee is. There's a lot of talk about a £16m buy-out clause in Cole's contract but I'm reliably informed that doesn't exist. Real Madrid president Jamón Calderon is still at it:
I promised before I was elected to bring Cesc Fabregas, Arjen Robben and Kaka to Real Madrid and I believe it is still possible to complete my promise.
Mongo. Milan are apparently steaming about Madrid's approaches to Kaka, Arsenal simply won't sell Cesc and I couldn't give a fish's tit what happens to Arjen Robben. With Barcelona now being told they must hold presidential elections we look likely to go through all the same shit with those cunts as well. With Laporta so successful you can only imagine the promises the other candidates will have to make to win the election. I have been trying to find out any whispers about transfers but there is really nothing stirring. No gossip, no hints, no nothing, which leads me to believe the club are playing their cards very close to their chest this summer, perhaps mindful of the gazumping that went on last summer with Baptista, Shaun Wright Philips and Robinho. I know some people are worried that there might not be any cards but I cannot see us going into the new season without at least two new players given the experience we've already lost and are about to lose when we sell Ashley Cole. That money will certainly add to our already healthy transfer fee now we just need somebody to tell Arsene that it's not who has the most money hidden under his matress that counts it's who has the best players and the best team. Ok, a busy day ahead. Till tomorrow. And hopefully some news.]]>
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Insert headline here http://arseblog.net/2006/07/21/insert-headline-here/ Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:48:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=109 pics) Arsene is worried that we might be a bit short for the Champions League qualifier as some players don't come back from their holidays until August 2nd. I'm not worried though. Dennis Bergkamp's testimonial opens the Emirates Stadium tomorrow and our ex number 10 reckons our boys will be a match for Chelsea next season. He says:
We believe that if we have a strong team with a solid defence, we have the players who will score goals and win against anyone.
Amen to that Dennnis. You can see the testimonial on Channel 5 in the UK and for those of you in Ireland it's on TG4. And you can read what Lee Dixon and Bruce Rioch, the man who signed Bergkamp, have to say about him on the BBC. Theo Walcott was early for training yesterday. Three weeks early apparently. Hurrah, or something. And that's all the Arsenal news there is. Lots of people email me about Barcelona and where to go and seeing as I'm leaving soon I can give you some recommendations. If you want to eat well, drink well and later in the night get down like a fox then you have to CDLC which is right on the beach. Yesterday me and Mrs Blogs went there for food, a couple of bottles of Chilean wine and some rum. It's a fantastic place, the service is excellent (especially if you get the little Italian waiter!) and I love it. If you're just looking for a bar then you have to go to El Ke on the corner of Roger de Lluria and Diputacion. It makes the best Caiparinha in town and they give you enormous measures if you ask for a gin and tonic or a rum and coke and not only that they give you a little bowl of fish shaped biscuit snacks with each drink. Awesome! Go there. Tell them I sent you. Now I must lie down again.]]>
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We had Dennis Bergkamp... http://arseblog.net/2006/07/22/we-had-dennis-bergkamp-we-had-dennis-bergkamp/ Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:27:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=110 I double checked with her and yes, that is what she said. Amazing. Unbelievable. He hadn't had a good time in Italy but how the hell had Bruce Rioch convinced Dennis Bergkamp to join a desperately underachieving Arsenal? It doesn't matter now but just thank God that it did because it truly brought Arsenal up a level and helped us to bring important players to the club. Bergkamp said of his move:
For me the biggest decision in my career was to leave Italy. The first team to knock on the door was Arsenal, so I had a look. I knew they’d been successful in Europe and were a solid team where I could fit in.
At a time when many foreigners were viewed as 'Carlos Kickaball' mercenaries Bergkamp set an example to many foreign players who have come to England since. He was loyal to Arsenal and Arsenal were loyal to him. It's been 11 years. 11 mostly great years. Obviously in that time there are periods of difficulty none more so that the protracted wrangling over his contract as Dennis became the first player to have to get used to Arsene Wenger's short contract offers once in their 30s but to his great credit he never really complained. A testament to his professionalism and class. What we'll remember most about him though are the wonderful goals, the trademark Bergkamp curler, the passes and assists to make goals for those around him. His partnership with Freddie Ljungberg seemed almost telepathic during the 2001-2002 season. There's also that edge to his game that lots of people enjoyed. A truly nice guy off the field he still had moments where he'd get stuck in. I'm sure Steve Lomas still has an elbow shaped scar on his beautiful face. All good fun though! While his influence on the pitch might have waned in recent seasons there's no doubt lots of our players, young and experienced, will have learned so much about the game from him and about how to behave off the pitch. He's never been one for parties and late nights and roastings and rapes and car crashes while drunk and driving somebody else's car. So today Arsenal fans will get a chance to say goodbye and to say thanks for all he's done for our club. His testimonial against Ajax will open the Emirates Stadium. Another little bit of history that will always be associated with Dennis Bergkamp. For those of you going please give him a cheer from me. Dennis, thanks for the memories, you were and always will be an Arsenal legend. Untainted. Unforgettable. Good luck to you, Sir! The game is on Channel 5 in the UK and Irish viewers can see it on TG4. In other news ANR have an interesting piece on how that £12m transfer figure that everyone is going mad about is little more than another steam of crap to have spewed forth from the scabby orifices of Mihir Bose. Peter Hill-Wood on Ashley Cole:
I think things are happening but I'd really rather not talk about them at the moment.
I think the sale of Asier Del Horno tell us exactly what's happening. The chairman also confirms that Arsene Wenger is looking to bring in some new players. It is, as I suspected, all happening very covertly though. And that's that. Enjoy your Saturday. Enjoy the game if you're going. More tomorrow.]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/07/23/sunday-round-up-8/ Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:57:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=111 *el boilk* Dennis Bergkamp's testimonial was fun to watch, in the second half. We saw a rake of old faces and Gilles Grimandi provided the comedy moment of the day with his flying kung-fu attack on Edgar Davids. It was possibly the best thing I've ever seen on a football pitch. Cruyff and van Basten played for Ajax, Arsenal won 2-1 with goals from Thierry and Kanu and Dennis got the send off he deserved. What a shame with all the old players there that former captain Tony Adams didn't see fit to turn up. He didn't show up for the last game at Highbury either. Is Tony just too special for things like that? The new stadium looked fantastic but it's going to take some time for people to find their voices in there. Other stories: we look set to offer Johann Djourou a new contract, Ashley Cole looks set for Chelsea and Sol Campbell is still a massively big fat wanker of a cunt. Finally Arsene has refused to appear in a tribute programme for Alex Ferguson. It's hardly a shock, is it?
"So Arsene, what do you think of Alex Ferguson?" "He's a fucking enormous cunt."
Not really suitable for family viewing. Must slip into some kind of coma now. Ciao.]]>
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Crouching Gilles, Hidden Grimandi http://arseblog.net/2006/07/24/crouching-gilles-hidden-grimandi/ Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:13:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=112 the end of time Friday. There's been plenty of feedback regarding Dennis Bergkamp's testimonal. Reaction to the new stadium has been fantastic, Bob Wilson talks about Dennis here and Ben from Red Action tells me that Dennis actually bought a round of drinks for fans in one of the bars. Bottles of Grolsch, no doubt. What a man. A lot of people have commented on how rousing the reception for Patrick Vieira was and it's rumoured that some of the squad were talking to him about coming back. Dennis himself thinks it would be 'fantastic', saying:
Dozens of people have said to me that Patrick should have another year here and I hope he shall. Maybe that's not the right thing to say in football but everyone saw what he did in the World Cup and, if he could get to that level with Arsenal again, that would be fantastic.
Personally I'm not sure. Lots of players leave Arsenal to find the grass is not always greener on the other side but I don't think it entered Vieira's head that he'd win the Championship in Italy then end up at the bottom of Serie B for the coming season with a 30 point defecit. Is it a curse? Are any top players who leave the club doomed (Overmars, Petit, Anelka's now in Turkey via Manchester City)? It would certainly give them pause for thought. The fact is though that we need a midfielder because the idea of anything happening to Cesc or Gilberto or Flamini which lets Alex Song into the first team makes my poo curdle. With Diaby out until next year and Gilberto in need of some stiff competition then Vieira is an obvious candidate if the manager is looking to strengthen that area. Then we have to weigh up his poor performances in the last 18 months which were a result of him not really wanting to be at the club. Now that he's seen what life is like in the 'outside world' would his motivation to play like we saw him play in the World Cup and in a new stadium return? I think I'll leave this one with Arsene but with Inter, AC Milan and now Barcelona all reportedly interested he'll have to think fast. Grimandi takes out Davids, the cuntFor all the fun of Saturday's game, and it was fantastic to see all the old players again, the single greatest moment in football history came when Edgar Davids went through. Gilles Grimandi was never going to let an ex-Sp*rs player score during DB's testimonial and he took out the bespectacled cunny with a flying kick. You can download the video by clicking on the image (cheers, Archie!). Right, that's about it. I'm just going to sharpen my pencils and make sure my blotting paper is blotty enough to cope with all the stuff I have to write about this week. I reckon we're going to sign at least 10 players. No joke.]]>
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£20m for Cole should be about right http://arseblog.net/2006/07/25/%c2%a320m-for-cole-should-be-about-right/ Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:09:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=113 The Times is reporting that we've told Chelsea we want £25m for Ashley Cole. Not unreasonable considering how much they've paid for other players and Cole's standing in the game (as a player). Cole will be unhappy they say as Arsenal told him he could leave for £16m but as I mentioned last week no such clause appears in his contract. It would be hilarious if there was a verbal agreement like that and now Arsenal are just doing it to piss off Cole and Barnett but I doubt that. The Sun says we asked for William Gallas as part of a swap deal but Chelsea weren't having any of it and offered Shaun Wright-Phillips instead. Arsenal said 'No thanks', supposedly. Anyway, what it shows is that there's movement. I'd expect a bit of public posturing for a day or two and then for the little twat to be sold to Chelsea which is exactly what he and his agent have wanted all along. A fee of around £20m would be quite acceptable and we can use that money to pay off the new stadium debt paint the concrete a lovely magnolia invest in the squad which is going to look a bit threadbare after Cole's departure. Cole can then release his book and watch himself go from somebody who was loved by all Arsenal fans to probably one of the most despised ex-Arsenal players in the game. At least he and his agent will have more money though because that's what it's all about. Money, money, money. I am reminded of a song.
What's the colour of money? What's the colour of money? Don't tell me that you think it's green, me I know it's red blue. Blue is the colour ...
Now that Dennis Bergkamp has left Robin van Persie has spoken, not for the first time, about how much he's learned from the great man. He says:
When I see how he lives, it's a great example - he's a different human being. The way he does it is, it's fantastic on and off the pitch. He helped me a lot.
Regular readers will know I have high hopes for Robin. I think he needs a good run in the team and to feel confident about his place and I'm sure he'll deliver. Being in and out, not necessarily because of form but because of injury, is what, I think, makes him just a bit too keen to impress at the expense of his team play. Hopefully he can sort that out because I think he's a 15-20 goal a season striker if he plays enough games. Not much else happening. I'm expecting the arrival of the first of those 10 signings any minute now.]]>
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Arsene is such a spoofer... http://arseblog.net/2006/07/26/arsene-is-such-a-spoofer/ Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:20:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=114 asked Chelsea for £30m now (although that comes from Mihir Bose so it's probably ill-informed cack). The Independent says negotiations are underway and that Arsenal will use £10m of that money to buy Yossi Benayoun from West Ham. He's a good player but it's hard to see where he'd play and is very similar to Rosicky who made his debut last night in Austria. Arsenal beat SV Mattersburg 2-1 with goals from Jeremie Aliadiere and Justin Hoyte. Arsene Wenger was asked about the Cole situation and he denied any offer had been made by Chelsea, saying:
There is no offer and we are not talking to anybody about him.
That said he was not guaranteeing that Cole would be an Arsenal player next season:
If you want me to sit here and guarantee he will be an Arsenal player next season I cannot do it.
Public posturing. All to be expected. There's no doubt Chelsea have made contact. I still can't see Cole staying and I'm sure it's just a matter of trying to get the best price for him. The boss was fairly non-commital when asked about transfers in general after the game last night and again it seems like Arsenal are trying to keep as tight a lid as possible on their dealings this summer. He has ruled out bringing Patrick Vieira back, which is probably a good move, and the same article suggests we're looking at Blackburn's Ryan Nelsen as Cole will have to be replaced and we could probably do with a centre-half. Reports suggested Armand Traore was our best player last night. It would be interesting to see how close he gets to the first team although we'll be rather lacking in experience if he's given the nod to replace Cole (although Cole wasn't exactly a veteran when he replaced Silvinho). All fun and games. The team are training in Austria. I'm going to the beach. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Arsene talks about stuff. http://arseblog.net/2006/07/27/arsene-talks-about-stuff/ Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:40:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=115 Tomas Rosicky is settling in well and that Freddie Ljungberg is likely to miss the start of the season with an ankle injury.  It's hardly a surprise about Freddie. He's become increasingly injury prone and his stop-start seasons have not allowed him to find his game. It would probably have been a bigger blow in previous seasons but Hleb can slot in on the right hand side without any problem at all and he does link up well with Eboue who looks set to continue in place of the still injured Lauren. In defence we're still a bit short and the boss said he hasn't found anyone yet to replace Sol Campbell. He's interested in Curtis Davies but not for the money West Brom want. If anything was to show you the difference between buying at home and buying abroad it's talk of £10m for West Ham's Benayoun when we got Rosicky for £6m. Even look at Jermaine Pennant for £6.5m which could rise to £8m. That's a lot of money for a bloke whose main achievement in football is being the first player to play with a homing device so his prison knows where he is. Buying from English clubs, as Chelsea know fine well, means you pay well over the odds for players. That's what's happening with Davies and I think AW is right to resist paying more money for a player than he's worth (and I can only hope Bastia paid us to take Alex Song). About the defence the boss said:
We have Toure, Djourou, Senderos and Cygan. If we can find someone and we can get them then we will do it. But at the moment I have not found anybody. Remember these defenders went 10 games in the Champions League without conceding a goal so I cannot say they are bad.
What's interesting, or what may be slowing things down, is that Djourou is extremely well thought of at the club and bringing in a central defender may hinder his progress. The fact that Senderos and Toure have been given 5 and 6 to me shows the AW's intentions as to who his first choice partnership is with Cygan and Djourou as back up. Anyway, more for the boss to ponder. Derby County want to sign Ryan Smith on loan while former Gunner and now manager of Sunderland, Niall Quinn, wants to take Fabrice Muamba on loan for the season. And that's it. The team continue training in Austria. I thought the fact I went out for the whole day yesterday with no web access would mean I came home to find the newsfeeds full of delicious news about signings. Today I'll sit staring at my screen. See if that helps. Laters!]]>
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Three more out, none in http://arseblog.net/2006/07/28/three-more-out-none-in/ Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:05:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=116 Seb Larsson and Fabrice Muamba have joined Birmingham City on season long loans while Ryan Smith has joined Derby for an undisclosed fee. There's a lot of talk in the papers this morning about the lack of Englishmen in our side and Arsene's reluctance to pay over the odds for them. I used Jermaine Pennant as an example yesterday and there are countless more. Buying in England means paying inflated prices for players who may not have proven ability. West Brom wanting £10m for Curtis Davies illustrates the point perfectly. Now, don't get me wrong. I think we need signings if we really want to compete this season but I'll wait until the end of next week to see what Arsene comes up before I start worrying too much. There's plenty of time between now and the start of the season to make things happen. The one thing I will say though is too much experience has left the club and although some of the players didn't exactly contribute much last season to lose that many players without adequately replacing them would be close to negligent, no matter how good some of the kids are. Anyway, let's wait and see. 11am GMT is an important time as we'll find out who we play in the third qualifying round of the Champions League. Possible opponents are listed here. The first leg will take place the week of August 8th/9th with the return legs two weeks later, and just a couple of days after the start of the Premiership season. We'll be without Jens Lehmann for the first game at least. I'm assuming his red card in the final in Paris merits only a one match ban. There's no need to stress how important these games are. A season in the new stadium without European football would be a bit of a disaster. Update: We drew Dynamo Zagreb. Right, not much else happening. Maybe if we all closed our eyes and wished at the same time we'll sign someone. How's 4pm sound for you? Good. Pass it on.]]> 116 2006-07-28 10:05:39 2006-07-28 08:05:39 closed open three-more-out-none-in publish 0 0 post 0 *boilk* http://arseblog.net/2006/07/29/boilk/ Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:08:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=117 We have had some very civil talks with Chelsea and at the moment there is nothing more to say on that. He is our player and started with us when he was 16 but now he has turned into a little cunt, the cunt. If something happens, we will see but at the moment he is an Arsenal player. And I am very, very orange. Meanwhile Cole has not joined the team at the Austrian training camp because he thought everything regarding his move to Chelsea would have been sorted out. Oh Ashley, why did you become such a little cunt, you cunt? The draw for the third qaulifying round of the Champions League took place yesterday. We'll play Dynamo Zagreb unless something major happens in their second leg as they hold a 78 goal lead from the first leg. The first game is away which is good. Curtis Davies has shown his ambition by signing a new 4 year deal with West Brom. Enjoy the Championship, fella. Now, I have to pass out but before I do I want to pass on the words of wisdon my father gave me. He said:
*boilk*
Later.]]>
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Adios José? http://arseblog.net/2006/07/30/adios-jose/ Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:52:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=118 I have always said that I want to return to Spain. I have nothing against Arsenal, completely the opposite. But they know that I have not adapted to life in England. I have not got used to the language or the weather. If Real Madrid want me then that is marvellous. I have always said what a huge club it is and it would be an honour to play for them. Let's see what happens. He's right though. He has never adapted to life in England. After 2 and a half years his English is less than basic and his willingness to learn is zero, his house is like a mini-Spain with the central heating on full and the fridge packed with Spanish food and his football seems to suffer from seasonal affliction disorder. When the sun shines he plays well but in winter he struggles. I like José. I think he's a nice lad and a very good player but to me it's been apparent for some time that he was never going to fulfill his potential at Arsenal. England and English football just doesn't suit him. The People suggest a swap deal might be possible with either Julio Baptista or Robinho to come in. AS in Spain is reporting this morning that Madrid still have their eyes on Cesc but it's more speculation and it'll never happen. José though is another question. He's done well enough for us and he works hard on the pitch but the excitement generated by his transfer and his debut goals against Chelsea has seriously dampened now. He provided some assists last season but only 2 or 3 goals and I don't think it's unfair to have expected more from him. This situation might explain a little bit how quiet we've been in the transfer market. If we are offering Reyes to Madrid and awaiting the transfer of Ashley Cole then perhaps we're waiting for the coffers to swell before buying although once everyone knew we had a bag full of money it would make negotiating a little more difficult. The other side of it though is that if the club is prepared to let Reyes and Cole go on top of Pires, Bergkamp and Campbell then they would really want to have specific targets in mind to replace those players as we cannot fashion players out of the bank notes and coins that their transfer fees and saved wages will bring in. We're now at a point where we need to strengthen our squad, not weaken it further. I can cope with Reyes leaving if he is replaced. I can see why it might not be so urgent to replace Bergkamp or Campbell whose contributions last season weren't as important. If Cole leaves can we rely on Clichy or Flamini or 17 year old Traore to step up? Can Rosicky match Pires' goal contribution from midfield? Fact is that all around us the top teams are bringing in players to strengthen their squads while ours appears to be getting weaker with no sign of any additions. Nobody knows anything about transfers. There are no rumours. No gossip and that's unusual. As I said last week it's probably because the club are playing their cards close to their chest but they need to move the cards away a little so they can see what's on them. I'll give it to the end of the week before I start getting really anxious about things but AW and Double-D need to do some shopping and soon. Have a good Sunday all!]]> 118 2006-07-30 10:52:52 2006-07-30 08:52:52 closed open adios-jose publish 0 0 post 0 José's denials not 100% convincing http://arseblog.net/2006/07/31/joses-denials-not-100-convincing/ Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:43:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=119 He said (in his own words...*cough*...):
I don't know where these words have come from. But what I would like to say is that I am very happy at Arsenal. At the moment we are all training hard in preparation for the new season and I am excited about not only playing at Emirates Stadium but also helping Arsenal to challenge for honours.
Further to that Arsene Wenger was asked by the Spanish press about Reyes and Cesc and Madrid's reported interest in them. His response:
They are not for sale. We have not received any offers for these players and I am counting on them for the new season.
All good - but about Reyes I'd take those words with a pinch of salt. AS maintains that the player misses Spain (which I think we all know), that he and his family cannot adapt to life in London and that he is still upset that he was not selected for the Champions League final in May. There's no doubt in my mind that a fully fit, focussed and in-form Reyes is a player most teams in Europe would want to have. The problem to me is that he's never going to reach the kind of form we know he's capable of playing in England. I think he's struggled with not having a definite position on the pitch. Maybe with Rosicky playing left this season he could play more as a striker which does seem to suit him better. I just don't know. Had it been another summer when we hadn't lost so many players it would be easier to let him go but if letting him go is the right thing to do wouldn't we be better doing it now than coping with an unhappy player for the season? Marca's front page suggests that the first talks between Arsenal and Real about Reyes will take place in Austria where both teams have their pre-season training camps. Another player on the way is Ashley Cole with The Sun reporting a £25m deal to the Russians could be done within the next couple of days. Clubs must name their squads for the Champions League group stages by Thursday so Chelsea will want the deal done by then. However, Marca is reporting that we've offered Cole for around £18m to, yep, you guessed it, Real Madrid in order to keep him away from Stamford Bridge. Oh, it's all fun and games at this summer's Arsenal sale. If that CL deadline for new players is true you have to hope that we're making some moves to bring players in so they'll be eligible. Update: The Thursday deadline is apparently for the 3rd qualifying round. The deadline for the group stages is the end of August. I'm not going to hold my breath though. Welcome to another week of fuck all (reverse pyschologytastic!). We do have a match today though against Schwardorf at 5pm CET. No doubt the manager will be speaking afterwards. It'll be interesting to hear what he's got to say.]]>
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We're not going to sign anyone http://arseblog.net/2006/08/01/were-not-going-to-sign-anyone/ Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:53:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=120 Goalkeeper: We have Jens, Almunia, Poom, Mannone and a brand new Polish keeper whose name could well be Wojciech Szczesny. It's hard to say we need a signing there. Defence: Campbell has gone, Gilbert is out on loan and Cole may leave but we still have Eboue, Lauren (who is close to a return), Kolo, Senderos (who is ahead of schedule), Djourou, Cygan, Clichy, Hoyte and Traore and that's not counting Connolly or Joe O'Cearuill who can play centrally. We've given a trial to Ghanian defender Shilla Illiasu and if he signs we've got more than enough. Wenger wants Djourou to make the breakthrough. Signing an established centre-half will put paid to that and will see a very promising player, with World Cup experience, have to leave to get games this season. The only possibility of a defensive signing I see is a left back but with Clichy, Traore and Flamini all around it's doubtful. Midfield: Wenger said last night that Diaby was ahead of schedule and could be back by November. That leaves us with Gilberto, Cesc, Flamini and the hapless Alex Song. I suspect Wenger has high hopes for Diaby so any signing he makes will push him further away from the first team therefore I don't see any signings in midfield. When Diaby comes back Song gets pushed down the pecking order, thankfully, and I think the amount of pre-season time he's getting is to get him ready for when he has to play next season. I'm no fan of Alex Song and I sincerely hope the other three stay as fit as possible so he doesn't have to play but if Diaby was not injured we probably wouldn't be looking for a signing in this area. The fact that he is is means people want this area to be strengthened but an established signing means Diaby will be singing for his supper elsewhere and I can't see that happening. On the wings we have Reyes, Ljungberg, Hleb and Rosicky backed up with van den Berg. Plenty of options provided Freddie can find fitness again. Forwards: Henry, van Persie, Reyes, Adebayor, Lupoli, Aliadiere, Bendtner and of course Theo Walcott. Lots to choose from. We really don't need a signing there at all. So, based on what we know about the players out injured and the players in the squad right now I can't see the manager bringing in anyone. Now, I should point out that I hope that I'm completely and utterly wrong about this because I feel our squad needs bolstering and bolstering with experience and quality, not a bloke who did OK for a Ghana defence that looked just about professional in the World Cup. However, I just don't think Arsene is going to bring in anyone. There's no question the young players are going to be better for last season. They'll have more experience, more confidence, more ability and that's fantastic. He didn't blood them for nothing. That said we all agreed the balance between youth and experience was wrong last season and with Bergkamp retiring, Le Bob off to Spain and Campbell told to fuck off that problem with balance still exists despite the youngters' exploits last time around. In midfield in particular I think we need somebody to provide competition for Gilberto and to add some grit to the centre of the team. In the last 12 months the manager has signed 5 players though. Hleb, Rosicky, Adebayor, Diaby and Walcott for a total of around £22m (which could rise if Walcott ever gets a game). That's reasonable spending by our standards and unless something special comes along I reckon that's it. Again, I'd be happy to be as wrong as a common Myles Palmer about this for the reasons I've given above. Let's hope I am! Ok, onto today's news. Ashley Cole arrived for training at London Colney yesterday, spent most of the time in heated dicussions with David Dein, then went home early saying he was too sick to train. A clearly irritated Arsene Wenger said afterwards:
If Ashley is going to be sold he will be informed and if he is staying he will be informed about that as well. He is still under contract and no one else will decide what he does. It is frustrating to still be talking about one player who is not with us in Austria when we have 25 who are preparing for the season.
The Times reports that Cole told Double-D he doesn't want to play for us again and that he said goodbye to some of the backroom staff at the club. No doubt we'll get a hastily added chapter in his book about how Arsenal fed him to lions and stabbed him in the back and insulted his loyalty and blah blah blah. The bottom line is Cole's behaviour is just appalling and the sooner we get this little cunt out of the club the better. At this point I'd be happy to sell him Chelsea for the extra money and the chance to abuse the little fucker twice a season. After an 8-1 win yesterday over Schwadorf the boss revealed that Thierry Henry is unlikely to feature in the first leg of the Champions League qualifying round as he'll be short of fitness. Jens Lehmann is suspended. The goals came from all over with van Persie and Adebayor getting two each, and Kolo, Hleb, Djourou and Bendtner the others. Marca claims Real Madrid are still interested in José Antonio Reyes and have made contact with his representatives. They hope to close a deal for around €20m. AS goes further and they say that David Dein told Reyes' agent that "José Antonio is for sale once the right offer comes in". There's definitely some mileage to this story despite the hastily issued denials on Sunday. Further quotes from the player himself show this to be true. Patrick Vieira could join Manchester United. Oh dear. And there you go. Jolly stuff, no?]]>
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Ahh, something... http://arseblog.net/2006/08/02/ahh-something/ Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:37:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=121 prevented him from using official club pictures in his upcoming book. That'll teach him. Some Sp*rs cunt reveals how he snubbed Arsenal and we're supposed to care. At least it shows us the boss is looking for a midfielder unless the Sp*rs cunt is talking out of his hole, which is probably more likely because we're never going to sign anyone ever again. There's nothing new about José Antonio Reyes and how he wants to move to Spain/Real Madrid/anywhere else. Nicklas Bendtner wants to make this season the one where he makes the breakthrough. He says:
Already last season Arsene Wenger told me that this season will be important for me because they are expecting the breakthrough to come. Right now, there are just four or five strikers in the squad, of course I feel closer to the side. But first of all the goal is to establish myself in the first team and then I hope I will get ten minutes here and there.
Excellent. He's got some work ahead of him though with Henry, Reyes, van Persie, Reyes, Aliadiere, Adebayor, Lupoli and Walcott to compete with. We got an injury update from the boss about Senderos, Clichy and Diaby yesterday. Diaby apart the other two could be back by October with the midfielder back by November after his horrific ankle break against Sunderland. Safety has a new column - The Latvian Plumber. And that's it. Quiet and frankly as boring as fuck.]]>
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Zzzzzzzz http://arseblog.net/2006/08/03/zzzzzzzz/ Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:24:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=122 George Burley about Theo Walcott worth talking about. I don't. There's nothing in the Spanish press about Reyes today and then we have a tired story about Ashley Cole and how we're going to call Chelsea's bluff by naming him in our Champions League squad. If he plays then he's cup-tied for the season and the likelihood of a transfer diminishes. There's been a lot of talk about William Gallas coming to Arsenal as part of a deal to take Cole to Chelsea but I really can't see it. I'm not sure he's the signing we need either. A player of his stature, yes, but I just don't think we need a centre-half. Anyway, chances are it'll happen now that I've said it won't. Arsenal take on AK Alkmaar this evening in our last friendly before our Champions League 3rd round tie against Dinamo Zagreb. Walcott should get a run out if he's recovered from a virus and it's a pretty important match in terms of getting people sharp for a properly competitive game next week. Update: I thought it was Friday today. So we don't play until tomorrow. And that's it. Hopefully the manager has something interesting to say about transfers after tonight's game but I'm not overly confident about that. Till tomorrow.]]> 122 2006-08-03 10:24:05 2006-08-03 08:24:05 closed open zzzzzzzz publish 0 0 post 0 Reyes doesn't want to play for Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2006/08/04/reyes-doesnt-want-to-play-for-arsenal/ Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:47:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=123 I don't know anything but the days pass and I can't deny I'm a little nervous about the rumours. The truth is that I know the people [Arsenal fans] love me and that the fans are with me but I can't adapt to this life. I miss Spain and I have a unique opportunity to go back thanks to Madrid's offer. Everyone must understand that I can't let this opportunity pass me by. Madrid is unique. Then about playing in the Champions League game against Zagreb he says:
The manager hasn't said anything and I don't know if I'm going to play or not. I hope not or that the situation is sorted beforehand. It's clear that if I play in the Champions League signing for Madrid will be much more complicated. But I have to play, I'll play.
What can you say? Obviously he's unhappy in England and has been for some time. Is it worth keeping a player who so badly wants to be somewhere else and at this stage no hastily published denials on arsenal.con are going to paper over the very obvious cracks. The main problem is how close it is to the start of the season and that his versatility is important in our squad right now because we're quite threadbare. However, he's got a contract until 2010 so it will have to be a healthy offer for us to sell. If the manager used the money from his sale to replace him with quality I wouldn't have any problem with him going. Like I've said previously I really like José but he's just never going to settle in England and we have to face that fact. What worries me is the possibility that we'll sell him and replace him with a 16 year old Ugandan who played in the French 3rd division. If Reyes goes and if Cole goes then the manager simply must get his chequebook out and replace those players with real quality. If he doesn't I really worry for us in the upcoming season. You'd have to think a fee for Reyes would be somewhere around £15m and Cole something similar. With the money he already has to spend and this great lump there's no excuse not to go shopping, least of which is we'll desperately need to strengthen our squad. Speaking of Cole former Arsenal player Frank Staplegun reckons we should sell Cole as soon as we can and for as much money as we can. Thanks for that remarkable bit of insight, Frank. Today we actually do play AX Alacazam and I really am interested to hear what Arsene has to say about Reyes, Cole and anyone else. You can see the game from 7pm CET on Eurosport. Let's wait and see.]]>
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Reyes pantomime continues - Chelsea confirm Cole bid http://arseblog.net/2006/08/05/reyes-pantomime-continues-chelsea-confirm-cole-bid/ Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:46:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=124 hastily issued denial after his comments to Marca. He says:
I did not say these words. I’ll tell you once again, I am happy at Arsenal and I am looking forward to the coming campaign. I do not want to leave Arsenal.
And Arsene Wenger said:
I certainly want to keep him. It has come to a stage now where you cannot lose a player everyday. There is nothing new as they are quotes that have come up from a website.
Well, that is true but people have heard Reyes say those words on Radio Marca which is where the quotes have come from. Now, don't get me wrong. If Reyes truly wants to stay I'm happy to keep him because our squad is thin enough as it is and the hassle of trying to find a replacement this close to the start of the season is the last thing we need but I'm getting a bit tired of it all now. As it stands it strikes me that Reyes wants Madrid far more than Madrid want Reyes, so the chances of a move are probably quite slim. I'd prefer not to hear any more about it now though. If he's staying he needs to make sure his focus is on Arsenal and not engineering a move bac home. He has a contract until 2010 so Arsenal hold all the cards. He played last night against AZ Alcazar and Arsenal ran out 3-0 winners with goals from Gilberto, Adebayor and Robin van Persie who had an excellent game. It looks like that team will porbably be the one to play Zagreb on Tuesday with maybe one or two small changes. Meanwhile at Borehamwood an Arsenal XI won 4-0 with 2 goals from Arturo Lupoli, one of the interestingly named Nacer Barazite and a debut goal for Fran Merida, the young Barcelona boy Arseblog told you was an Arsenal player months before anyone else. Jose Mourinho has been speaking about the Ashley Cole situation. He says:
This approach was made in a more than fair way. Arsenal know we are interested. They know we made an offer and, if they accept, we can negotiate with the player and try to bring him to us. But if they don’t accept, we won’t approach the player — and so it is over. Everything is clear.
Nice to see some people learn from their mistakes. Cole was not in Holland last night with Arsene Wenger claiming he was 'sick'. I doubt he'll be included in the squad to face Zagreb and it must surely just be a matter of time before he's sold. The sooner he's gone the better. Young Danish striker Nicklas Bendtner has joined Birmingham City on loan joining Seb Larsson and Fabrice Muamba. Unlike the other two though his loan finishes in January. And last night I had a dream that I met Arsene and asked him about transfers. He told me he didn't want to bring in anyone, he was happy with his squad adn then we played 5-a-side with one of those plastic indoor golf balls. I scored a cracking goal too. Then a river appeared in the middle of the pitch and I went off in a hot-air balloon. Just like real life, eh?]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/08/06/sunday-round-up-9/ Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:55:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=125 News of the World. Will he be part of a deal involving Cuntley Cunt? Who knows and frankly who cares? I'm not terribly excited by this because I don't think it's the signing we need and Gallas has always been a bit of a cunt at Chelsea. Freddie Ljungberg reckons we can take the title away from Chelsea. He's going to sneak in on his crutches and steal it. The People says we're going to spend £16m on Frank Ribery. That's rather a lot of money for him, if you ask me. There's so much hype about him but I didn't see anything in the World Cup that suggests he's worth anywhere near that. Also in the People AW says international friendlies are a load of shit. Nicklas Bendtner scored on his debut for Birmingham from a Seb Larsson cross. That's it. Have a good day.]]> 125 2006-08-06 11:55:47 2006-08-06 09:55:47 closed open sunday-round-up-9 publish 0 0 post 0 We might be signing someone after all! http://arseblog.net/2006/08/07/we-might-be-signing-someone-after-all/ Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:06:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=126 Ashley Cole is not included in the squad to face Dinamo Zagreb tomorrow night. Of course this heightens the speculation about his possible sale but let's also bear in mind he's just back from his honeymoon, has claimed to be sick so he hasn't trained and is probably in no shape to play anyway. However, this could be an interesting week. For the first time in ages we were linked with players yesterday as the Sunday tabloids went into overdrive. I'm reliably informed that we are in negotiations with a number of players, one of which wants to see how we go against Zagreb before committing, and although I don't have any names it's rumoured that a defender and a midfielder will be coming in. Now, I don't know what flavour of defender or midfielder, it could be a left back and a central midfielder or a winger and a central defender. All I know is that there is some action, at last. We'll wait and see what happens. Not much else happening in terms of the team to be honest. We should hear something from the boss ahead of tomorrow's game. For Mac users who have been unable to use Arsenal.con's TV online service - you can now by downloading the flip4mac plugin for Quicktime from here. I haven't tested it myself but I'm reliably informed it works perfectly. Thanks to David for the info. Finally, as some of you know I'm leaving Barcelona at the end of this month to go back to sunny, tropical Dublin. If anyone had the time to get in touch and give me the low down on broadband providers there I'd appreciate it. Ok, that's it. Till tomorrow.]]> 126 2006-08-07 10:06:04 2006-08-07 08:06:04 closed open we-might-be-signing-someone-after-all publish 0 0 post 0 Lots of stuff happening http://arseblog.net/2006/08/08/lots-of-stuff-happening/ Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:42:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=127 confirmed the story I ran with yesterday saying that we were negotiating with a couple of players. He said:
I try to find the right balance between the experienced players and the young players. We still have some experienced players out at the moment — Henry, Lehmann - but having said that I will still buy one — with experience. The target is one or two.
Last season that balance was not right and after losing the players we've lost this summer it's still not right despite the experience the younger players received last season. For most of us it's a relief to know that something is going on because it had been so quiet for so long. The Guardian suggests a £13.5mdeal for Franck Ribery is on the way despite Wenger saying:
"If you look at the flanks we have [Tomas] Rosicky, who is not an average player, [Alexander] Hleb, [Jose Antonio] Reyes, [Theo] Walcott... also Ljungberg - where do I put a player like Ribery?"
You can only assume somebody is moving on as if we sign him instead of a central midfielder, where I really think we need a signing, it'll be a very curious move. The Ashley Cole situation is still not resolved and the boss wants that sorted out as quickly as possible, saying:
For me, the deadline has come to make a decision one way or another and I would see this week as the limit.
With William Gallas being presented with the number 3 shirt to great applause at Chelsea's training day yesterday it leaves the Cole situation as uncertain as ever. In spite of everything it's not beyond the realms of possibility that he could stay although The Sun suggests the boss thinks we'll be better off without him. Anyway, we'll know by the end of the week. He also played down rumours about José Antonio Reyes going to Spain - although that was before Reyes posed for pictures in a Real Madrid shirt for Marca. He must have a brain the size of a pea. Do we wait for a denial on Arsenal.com saying "That wasn't me in those pictures, honest!"? The Mirror says Real are determined to bring Reyes on board for £9m while reports in Spain are saying that Wenger has been so vocal about playing Reyes tonight in order to force Madrid's hand on the matter. Edit: I was up very early and I have a bazillion things to do today so I should point out the pic of Reyes was taken before we played them in the CL last season. He also said he was surprised about Sol Campbell's decision to go to Portsmouth. Arsenal cancelled his contract so he could go abroad and now they're getting a player for free that we could have got at least a token fee for. Still, hats off to Harry Redknapp for convincing the ex-Arsenal behemoth that he was going to go play for Pompeii. So lots going on, not least of which is tonight's game against Dinamo Zagreb. The squad was named yesterday and of the opposition Wenger said:
Having seen Zagreb, I must say that it is a tricky tie. The first factor is that they are a good side. The second is that they are ahead of us physically. In a very intense game, 90 minutes will be difficult for us.
So our season kicks off tonight. I'm not sure if the game is on the TV or not, no doubt someone can let us know in the arses. Update: The game is on ITV1 (cheers, Tony and mfra). Let's hope it's a good beginning despite the players we're missing. Ahhh, real football is back again. Come on the Arsenal!]]>
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Dynamite Zabregas but no hoo-Reyes for José. http://arseblog.net/2006/08/09/dynamite-zabregas/ Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:16:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=128 3-0 win last night left us with one foot firmly in the Champions League group stages. With the next leg at home and with 3 away goals it would take something of a collapse for us not to get there. CescOur goals came from Cesc, who got two remarkably similar goals, and one from Robin van Persie. It was a fairly inexperienced side with Djourou and Justin Hoyte at the back, Tomas Rosicky making his competitive debut and Adebayor and Robin up front. I'm not going to go into the details of the performance except to say it was quite noticable that we're still trying to find our fitness and the 3-0 win was all the more impressive because of that. Cesc obviously stood out because of his contribution (I think he could chip in with quite a few goals this season) and in various phases both Adebayor and van Persie worked very well together and individually. Rosicky had a quiet enough debut as he wasn't really supposed to play but showed some nice touches. Overall though it was a good night's work by the boys and the signs are promising. We broke down a team that was putting 10 men behind the ball whenever we had it and once we get our fitness and pace up there'll be more to come. The big talking point, result aside, was the fact that Arsene Wenger left José Antonio Reyes on the bench. He claims it had nothing to do with him being cup-tied if he played, thus making a move to Madrid unlikely, but did admit all the talk and speculation had unsettled the Spaniard. AS this morning claims that Reyes asked not to play. Wenger said:
I did not think he had the right concentration to play. I just considered tonight's game and the fact he will be cup-tied or not did not come into my mind.
Of course this is not going to dampen the speculation at all and listening to Cesc's interview on the BBC afterwards (Real Player reqd) I just get the feeling there's more to the story than the boss is letting on. He says he wants to keep him and that he's confident the player will stay but there's just too much smoke not for there to be some fire. After he scored Cesc went over to the Arsenal bench and hugged Reyes and listening to that interview you have to think Reyes is off while yet again being struck by the maturity and intelligence of Fabregas. The Spanish press is buzzing with the news that Reyes didn't play last night, convinced that a move is imminent while José's agent is quoted as saying:
I understand it will happen this week. If it doesn’t the situation won’t benefit anybody, neither one club or the other — and even less so the player. It’s no longer any secret that Jose wants to play for Real Madrid.
It's hardly ideal preparation for the new season but as we've said all along if the player is not happy then what can we do? Reyes out, Ribery in seems to be the move despite Arsene Wenger categorically denying making a bid for the Frenchman. And just days after saying he's looking for at least one, perhaps two new players, he seems to have changed his tune again, saying:
Even if somebody goes, it is not sure I will make a bid for anybody. We have left an impressive list of players behind tonight. To add players to the team to just be spectacular, I am not going to do.
It's not about being spectacular though, it's about building a balanced squad with enough depth to cope with injuries and provide Chelsea et al with a decent challenge this time around. I love Arsene but he is beginning to just annoy me a little bit with his constant position shift on transfers. The Reyes situation is obviously a distraction and more problems lie on the horizon with Ashley Cole. Both Wenger and Mourinho have set a deadline for any deal to be completed by Thierry Henry has urged Arsenal not to sell, saying:
Obviously we want him to stay. He is one of the best left-backs in the world. We would miss him badly. If he goes there [Chelsea] it will look like we are trying to catch a team at the same time as giving them one of our best assets. It would be difficult to take.
From a footballing perspective you've got to say he's got a point but there's obviously more to the situation than just football and Thierry should realise that too. Arsenal haven't engineered this situation, it's been entirely the work of Cole and his agent who have done everything possible to allow themselves to be lured by the filthy lucre on offer at Stamford Bridge. Personally, I don't have a problem selling him to Chelsea as long as the money generated by his sale is invested back into the team and invested in quality. It is pure profit after all. If Cole and Reyes go then signing Ribery and one other just leaves us where we started. Sadly I can't see Arsene buying any more than two players. Anyway, it looks like it's going to be a busy week for the manager and Double-D and I don't want to get too negative about things because last night's performance was very positive, so let's dwell on that for the moment and see what happens with Reyes and Cole by the end of the week. Today, I think I might go to the beach.]]>
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Cole to stay? Reyes on his way. http://arseblog.net/2006/08/10/cole-to-stay-reyes-on-his-way/ Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:37:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=129 broken off talks according to reports. What a pack of cunts. It's not like they can't afford it. I mean, if they can pay £24.5m for that hideous cunt Drogba then they can easily lash a few more quid for the much less hideous but no less cunty Cole. Very swish of them to make an announcement on their website too. So professional. From our point of view I'm happy that the club aren't letting him go unless their valuation is reached. He has a contract with us, we hold all the aces. So, I suppose unless something happens like Chelsea increasing their bid the little shite is ours for the season ahead. We should make him sweep down the stands after each game. Regarding José Antonio Reyes the Real Madrid sporting director, Predrag Mijatovic, flew to London yesterday for discussions with Double-D about a transfer. The Spanish press are reporting Real have offered €15m and Arsenal want €18m. New coach Fabio Capello says Reyes is a 'magnificent player' while José himself says:
I want the matter to be resolved as soon as possible. My family and I are worried [the transfer] might collapse but I am hopeful things will be sorted in the end. The sooner it's sorted, the better.
Does anyone really think this is all just made up press bullshit now? If you do you're dreaming and the denials on the Arsenal website after each one of his come and get me pleas look ridiculous now. It looks like it'll be Adios José sooner rather than later. How we replace him is another matter. After the impressive display against Zagreb Gilberto has been full of praise for the youngsters, saying: I think next season they will improve a lot because they have more experience now. It is a bit too early now to say too many things, but they have a hunger inside them to improve and help the team. It's a good point, we shouldn't underestimate the value of their exploits last season. Reaching the Champions League final and coping with the pressure of the last couple of months of the season to finish 4th will have done them the power of good. Crisis of Identity - a column by Chemi. And that's it. It's been a busy week so far, eh?]]>
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Cole gone in the next 24 hours? http://arseblog.net/2006/08/11/cole-gone-in-the-next-24-hours/ Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:59:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=130 according to the Guardian (although The Sun claim there's an issue over a £1m bonus which sums up this whole mess nicely). Roman Abramovich will dig under his matress a bit more and cough up some extra cash bringing the fee close to £20m which is more than acceptable in my view. They also report that Cole was not part of the official team photograph taken yesterday although José Antonio Reyes was. Thierry Henry has spoken about how he's tried to convince Cole to stay but the Captain is intelligent enough to know that Cole and Barnett have made it impossible for him to stay at Arsenal. With everything that's gone on and the book on the way Cole ran the very real risk of being barracked by Arsenal fans whilst wearing the shirt. He's wanted out for a long time now. Remember him on the front of the News of the World with the headline, "I wouldn't stay for £200,000 a week"? I do. Thierry trying to convince him to stay is like pissing in the wind. As I've said all along it's very sad what's happened. A good young Arsenal player has had his head turned by money. He's had his bridges burnt by a man who is supposed to do the best for him and his career and he's been convinced by people more intelligent and conniving than him that it was Arsenal's fault. If he had half of Cesc's brains he'd realise that Barnett might have made him a bit more money by ensuring he moves to Chelsea but he's left behind a place where he could have been a true legend, an Arsenal boy through and through. Maybe he'll realise next season when he lines up at Ashburton Grove and hears the reception he'll get from our fans. There's no movement on the José Antonio Reyes front. The only story I can find is in Marca and they quote Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon as saying:
The problem is with them [Arsenal] because Reyes does not want to continue in London
Er, the problem is yours, cunto, because no matter what Reyes wants he's got a contract until 2010 and you're the ones that want to buy him. I'd say negotiations are complex because of the deal we did with Sevilla and the various bits and bobs that went with it. There's some talk of them being owed money if we sell him to another Spanish club so I would say Arsenal want Madrid to take care of that on top of the transfer fee. On the other hand though there might be no movement because we don't to sell. With Franck Ribery now saying he's going to stay at Marseille that option to replace him is gone so maybe José might just have to stay whether he likes it or not - although this picture strongly suggest that he wouldn't like it one bit. Whatever is going to happen with those two I hope it happens, conclusively, soon because the new season is just 8 days away and we need to bring in new faces to replace them and bolster our squad. You can read more from Thierry Henry about his thoughts for the season ahead here - just skip past the Cole stuff you've already read. Lauren says the loss of so many players is "not good news", the master of understatement there, but that Arsenal will cope. And that's that. Till tomorrow, Arsefans.]]>
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Henry gives Wenger a little nudge http://arseblog.net/2006/08/12/henry-gives-wenger-a-little-nudge/ Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:38:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=131 Telegraph and nobody else. The Mirror say the Russians have upped their bid to £20m so there's probably something in it. The sooner this is sorted out the better because the longer this goes on the less time we have to do something with the money his sale generates. I'm told that if we do sell we won't be buying a left back as the club still has high hopes for Gael Clichy who should be back in September and there's plenty of cover through Flamini, Hoyte, Armand Traore and even Pascal Cygan. With regard to José Antonio Reyes AS reports that the player will be reporting for international duty and does not want to go back to London. Apparently he's been looking for a house in Madrid already but there still appears to be a difference between the clubs in terms of the offer. There's been some talk that Baptista has been offered but the only name in the AS article is Diogo and he's pretty crap. Marca says Dein and Mijatovic will meet again and Reyes could join by Thursday. Again, we'll wait and see. Thierry Henry has been speaking about the team, the new season and the mood in the squad in an article in The Sun. He seems quite upbeat and says the mood in the camp is much better than last year when Vieira was sold. Even though we're about to lose two more players he seems confident and is very positive about the experience the young players picked up last season. Interestingly though he has mentioned transfers and in a little nudge to Arsene Wenger he said:
Before the end of this month, I really hope here will be some new arrivals to follow Tomas Rosicky.
Like all of us, Thierry. I think we have a squad that's a bit thin but with massive potential. Signing a couple of quality players would really take us up a level, give everybody a lift (players and fans) and help us put behind what has been a very frustrating summer so far. There's no question the young players will be better this season. Look at Cesc, for example. He's now played 100 games for us, played in a Champions League final, played in the World Cup (like Senderos, like Djourou), and the faith that the manager has shown in him and the rest of them will be rewarded with more on the pitch. What we can't do, in my opinion, is settle for that though. If we can bring in a couple of quality players to augment what we already have then I'm going to go into the new season feeling very confident about us. We're not talking about 4 or 5 players here, because despite what we've lost and will lose, we coped without some of those players brilliantly last season. Dennis was peripheral in his last season, Sol Campbell was pretty much rubbish all season long and without him we set a new record for clean sheets in the CL and Cuntley Cunt was injured most of the season. Pires has been replaced by Rosicky, who we hope can match his goal contribution, while what happens with Reyes and his replacement remains to be seen. So the losses have to be put in context ahead of arrivals but don't doubt the benefit that a couple of quality additions to the squad would bring. Who? I dunno, that's up to Arsene but with the money we have available plus the money generated from the sales of Cole and Reyes there's no excuse for trawling the bargain basement when we can at least browse Marks and Spencers. Come on Arsene, you know you want to! Maybe one of those arrivals is Curtis Davies as the Mirror says we'll loan them Arturo Lupoli to sweeten a transfer deal. Johann Djourou might not be happy with such an arrival though as he is determined to prove his worth the team. And that's that. Have a good Saturday.]]>
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Sunday round up http://arseblog.net/2006/08/13/sunday-round-up-10/ Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:53:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=132 (of what seems to be pure speculation) says that Chelsea will make a final offer of £20m this week and we'll use the money to buy Curtis Davies. I wouldn't be unhappy with him at all, but we've got that Ghanian bloke on trial who's got World Cup experience and is available for a fraction of the price. Davies is English though, and that's going to become more important with UEFA's (arbitrary, trade-restrictive) rules about the number of English (or home association academy-trained) players you have to have in your squad. One person who has got some nice things to say is Cesc, who says Arsenal is like his home and there's nowhere better to be. I can't find the link now but I definitely remember reading it yesterday. Lets hope he carries on feeling that way forever and ever and ever and ever. Cos he's ace, he is. The lovely Amy Lawrence writes a nice article in today's Observer about Chelsea's financial situation and how it's damaging football. Interestingly she says that Gallas is keen to join Arsenal. I can't see that there's any chance they'll ever sell possibly their best defender to us, even if we do factor in Cuntface Cunt. Ms Lawrence isn't the only person that thinks the Premiership is likely to be boring this season, with an article in The Independent saying a similar thing. However, it suggests we'll be the most likely to be closest to Chelsea come the end of the season. Anyway, Charity Shield today (yes, Charity Shield), so we'll get a chance to see how two of the main contenders are shaping up. That's your lot. Breakfast time.]]> 132 2006-08-13 11:53:47 2006-08-13 09:53:47 closed open sunday-round-up-10 publish 0 0 post 0 Yes José, we know you want to leave http://arseblog.net/2006/08/14/yes-jose-we-know-you-want-to-leave/ Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:31:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=133 The Independent reveals that Chelsea will up their bid for Ashley Cole after discovering Eric Abidal would cost nearly as much and not even Chelsea are stupid enough to pay that much money for a player as average as him. José Antonio Reyes has been talking to AS again, saying:
I've said it to Wenger and the president of Arsenal, the offer offer from Madrid is irresistable to me, it's a dream I want to complete, and now the only thing is missing is an acceptable offer for Arsenal. Wenger knows that I'm going. He knows I've had problems adapting to life in England. If we don't reach an agreement [on the transfer] it will be bad for Arsenal and for me.
He said this while wearing a Real Madrid kit and having the Real Madrid logo tatooed on his arse while 50 strippers with Real Madrid written across their tits danced for him to the tune of 'Y viva España'. What more can we say about it that we haven't already said? I wonder is the hold in negotiation something to do with the fee or us trying to take a player from Madrid that they don't really want to sell. Beckham, perhaps? Anyway, we'll see what happens this week. Something has to happen this week, doesn't it? Doesn't it?!]]>
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Reyes saga is very boring now http://arseblog.net/2006/08/15/reyes-saga-is-very-boring-now/ Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:55:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=134 Reyes blah blah blah dream to play for Madrid blah blah blah doesn't want to return to London blah di fucking blah Wenger a gentleman chi di fucking rah Madrid to make final offer blah blah fucking blah blah blah. It's more boring than listening to Phil Collins sing the songs of David Grey in the voice of Leonard Cohen. And there's still no news about selling Cuntley Cunt either. It makes the prospect of signing someone before the Villa game very slim although we do have until the end of August. In other news about people who don't want to leave the club Gilberto reckons Alexander Hleb will have a better season this time as he's adapated to English football. Hear that, José? ADAPTED. ADAPTADO!! I thought he was good against Zagreb and although some of his passing is still a bit off he looks to have added a final ball to his game. He set up Robin van Persie's goal and also put Mathieu Flamini clean through towards the end. Let's hope he keeps it up. Despite being 3'4" and only 2 stone Tomas Rosicky doesn't envisage any problems with the physical nature of English football, saying:
I'm not the strongest player in the world but I'm not afraid of engaging in a duel. I've no problems with that.
He'll be taking to the filed with his duelling pistols. Hurrah. Lauren is targetting a September comeback after his knee injury. It must have been a really serious one although the club didn't release any details of what exactly was wrong with him. Cruciate perhaps? It will be good to have him back. His experience and unwillingness to be fucked with by any member of any opposition team is vital and it will keep Eboue, whose concentration seems dodgy at times, on his toes. Eboue is one of three Arsenal players, Thierry and Jens as well, to be nominated for some UEFA award or other. England U21 manager Peter Taylor has backed Theo Walcott to come good despite being dropped from the main squad. I don't see the fuss to be honest. He shouldn't have been in the England squad but it wasn't his fault and I'm sure the whole experience hasn't done him any harm at all. Arturo Lupoli won't be joining West Brom on loan apparently but will be going to Derby. I really don't know how I'm coping with the excitement of all these transfers. Now, I must return to packing boxes and throwing out a load of crap I don't need. Anyone want two fans?]]>
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A veritable melting pot of stories http://arseblog.net/2006/08/16/a-veritable-melting-pot-of-stories/ Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:37:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=135 The Sun reports Cole will be forced to shelve his literary masterpiece if he doesn't move elsewhere. I believe Cole is devestated not have to made the Booker prize long list and blames David Dein for his exclusion. With Bruce Buck (too easy) saying "effectively the deal is dead" little Ashley may have a difficult season ahead if he's forced to stay. Emmanuel Adebayor has said José Antonio Reyes should go back to Spain if he and his family are unhappy in England. He says:
Maybe his family have put pressure on him but in that case he should go because we don’t need unhappy players bringing down our spirit.
Which is fair enough but he does make the point that José is fine in training and gets on well with all the other players. That's not stopping all those clueless, copy and paste Arsenal sites trying to bump up their hits for their Google ads by running the story with a dramatic headline. Cretins. Adebayor also talks about how cool Thierry Henry is, how fantastic Robin van Persie is on the ball and what he can bring to compliment both of them here. He's gotten a bit of stick since he joined but personally I think he's doing all right for us. He's still young, he can still learn and I'm not really sure why he gets the grief he does. In Philippe Senderos and Johann Djourou we possess the future of the Swiss national team's defence. Both of them have been speaking about their hopes for the season ahead.
Senderos: I want to continue that way and that is why I'm working hard already in the gym to get back and have more games than last year, and to improve even more.
Djourou: I’ll try to impress the Arsenal manager so he keeps me playing. I’m a footballer and I’m professional so I want to play every game.
Senderos should be back from his injury in September and let's hope Djourou can step up and do a good job while he's out of action. It'll be nice to see Senderos and Kolo together in defence though. For me they're a great partnership, they compliment each other brilliantly and to have 5 and 6 at the back again will be nice. Well done to Theo Walcott who scored just 3 minutes into his England U21 debut last night, with a header no less. England drew 2-2 in the end and manager Peter Taylor was pleased with the 17 year old's contribution. Cesc and José both played for Spain last night as they drew 0-0 with Iceland. Robin van Persie will no doubt play some part as Holland take on Ireland tonight. Jens Lehmann says Chelsea are not a big club. He's right. They're just a pack of cunts. With no new signings some Arsenal fans despaired at Yaya Toure joining Monaco yesterday. While I understand the frustration just because his surname is Toure doesn't mean he's as good as Kolo and the list of clubs he's been at (and left quite rapidly each time) is testament to how good he really is. Beveren, Metallurg Donetsk (not even the biggest club in Donetsk), Olympiakos and now Monaco. You might have heard about how United, Chelsea, Arsenal and every other big club was interested but that was pure shite. It was even reported that Arsenal have a €14m bid turned down before the World Cup which doesn't make much sense now that he's been sold for €4.5m. He might be better than Alex Song but he's not as good as he likes to think he is which is the main reason Arsenal didn't make a bid. Plus his name means 'Granny' in Spanish and the only way we should have signed him is if he changed his last name to Smith. Paul Merson says there's life after Sol. There's also seconds for anyone that wants them in the club canteen now. And that's it. 16 signings today, you wait and see.]]>
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Arseblog wears number 6 http://arseblog.net/2006/08/17/arseblog-wears-number-6/ Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:26:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=136 The Times reports Arsene Wenger has instructed the board to do the deal with Chelsea and get shot of him once and for all. He's apparently concerned that having a poxy little cunt who has acted like a cunt and has a cunt for an agent is bad for team morale. Cuntley Cunt, the cuntfaced cuntThey claim Double-D is opposed to the sale and he wants to make sure Arsenal get £25m for him having staked his reputation on the deal. Quite honestly if we drop the price he's still going to be the most orange vice-Chairman in English football so I don't see the problem. The Mirror says we'll drop the price but only if we sell Cole abroad and both the Mirror and the Sun say he could be in the squad for Saturday's game against Villa (although there has been some suggestion that Armand Traore could be on the bench which might indicate Flamini at left back). At this point I really don't care where we sell him as long as we sell him although I do like the way we're not making life easy for him. He must be hating this and that makes me laugh. Cole played for England last night as they beat Greece 4-0 and Robin van Persie was on the scoresheet as Holland thrashed Ireland 4-0. Hleb and Bendtner (on his debut) also scored - cheers, mfra. I don't know anything else about any of our other players on international duty. I've scoured the Spanish papers and there's not a word, thus far, about José Antonio Reyes. According to the secretary of the Icelandic supporters club, who spoke to Reyes after the game there the other night, he's just waiting for the transfer to happen and he has his suitcases packed and ready to go. He might want to unpack given the lack of movement. In other news Gilberto has urged Arsene Wenger to give Theo Walcott plenty of chances this season saying he could be 'amazing' and has said the team have to make the Emirates Stadium a new fortress. Kolo Toure meanwhile has said the team's increased maturity and experience means we'll be able to give Chelsea a proper run for their money this season. He says:
We have a lot of players who are more mature now. When you see the run in the Champions League, you can see that if we are really, really focused on The Premiership, then we can do it.
Jens Lehmann reveals he's had an ongoing injury after being forced to wear different boots during the World Cup. All the German players were required to wear Adidas boots and as he rightly points out if the only difference between your club and country is the boots and you end up in pain then it's not hard to work out where the problem comes from. Finally, according to this post on the UK's 4th most popular blog - Arseblog is the 6th most popular blog in the whole of the UK (sponsors and advertisers take note! I'm open to offers). And as others have pointed out the BBC position takes in all their blogs and Comment is Free is just a collection of tedious bloggers from all over the world so that, in fact, makes Arseblog number 4 and the Jack Russell owning West Ham fan at number 2. That's cool though. Let's face it, it's the only time West Ham are going to finish above Arsenal this year. You don't have Sol Campbell to gift you goals this time around! Anyway, thanks to all of you who visit and all I can say is tell your friends to come and visit so that soon I can be number one and the plan for world domination, surreptitious and leisurely as it is, can proceed unabated. Cheers all.]]>
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Arseblog's season preview http://arseblog.net/2006/08/18/arseblogs-season-preview/ Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:03:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=137 Goalkeeper: We've got Jens Lehmann who was probably the best keeper in England, if not Europe, last season. He was highly motivated with the World Cup on the horizon, he got a bit of a fright having been dropped for Almunia the season before and he was just awesome. He's a tremendous professional and I'm sure he doesn't need things like the World Cup to keep him on his toes but those things do have an effect. I'm sure he won't let his standards slip though. He's made the German number 1 shirt after a long struggle and he won't be inclined to give it up easily. Almunia and Poom are both decent understudies. Well covered in this area. Defence: Campbell is gone, thankfully, and with any luck Cole will be gone soon too. Naturally we'll miss him as a player and as I've said before it's a real shame what's happened but he's made a rod for his own back and there is no choice but to get rid of him, even if it is to Chelsea. Toure is older with a World Cup under his belt, Senderos and Djourou have the World Cup too and Cygan is cover. Then there's Eboue who, in my opinion, will benefit from Lauren coming back because he'll have competition for his place. He's struck me as a bit lazy or complacent and he needs to be kept busy. On the left there's Clichy, Justin Hoyte, Armand Traore and in the background up and coming youngster Matthew Connolly can play centrally if needed. In Toure and Senderos, who will be the first choice central pairing, I think we've got a a brilliant pair and once they get bedded in they're going to be the rock our defence is based on for years to come. Djourou is a big talent as well and I think bringing in someone like Gallas would have more or less sealed his fate at the club and I'm happy he's being given the chance. In terms of numbers we're all right, I think although we definitely lack a bit of experience. The main problem we have is that Senderos, Clichy and Lauren are out injured. Once everyone's fit though we have plenty of options and I think we can get away without a signing here. Midfield: This, for me, is the one area we could really strengthen. At this point it looks as if Reyes might stay with Madrid trying to play hardball over their derisory offer so in terms of the flanks we've got good cover with him, Rosicky, Freddie and Hleb. What's good about the other three is that they are versatile and can play on either flank. In the middle is where I think we might struggle this season if we pick up injuries. Obviously Cesc and Gilberto are first choice with back up from Flamini and Song. Now, at times last season Gilberto's performances were enough to make me criticise him heavily and I don't singling out players like that. At the time I felt he suffered from having no competition for his place and at the moment he still doesn't have that. Unless Flamini makes a real step up he's always going to play and there's no assurance that Flamini might not spend time at left back meaning Gilberto's competition is Alex Song who I feel is just not good enough for a team looking to achieve what we're looking to achieve. Now, imagine a scenario where we've got Chelsea or United or Liverpool and Cesc picks up a knock and Gilberto does his back in again. You're looking at Song and Flamini taking on Ballack and Lampard and Gerrard and Alonso etc etc. Now, with the greatest respect to our boys they'll probably struggle. If our midfield has been missing something for the last couple of seasons it's a physical presence. Gilberto, even when he plays well, doesn't give us that. He's a nicker, not a smasher. I think that if we added a quality, hard tackling central midfielder to the mix we'd be improving the squad enormously. Now, I know we have Diaby to come back but as good as he's looked he's never really played that defensive role and it's going to be months before we see him again and we don't know how that injury is going to affect him long term. Will that tackle Pires his mind and make him jump out of challenges? Don't ask me to name names. I'm not the one being paid millions of pounds a year to manage a top football team but there's got to be a player out there that fits the profile and even if we bought nobody else but brought in quality here I'd be a lot happier. Would Hargreaves have been that player? I don't think so and certainly not for that price. We might have a new stadium but we still can't afford to pay hugely over the odds for an average player like him. That said, in Cesc we have a prodigious talent. A truly special player and as long as he stays fit then he can make this team tick. He can provide the kind of passes Bergkamp used to give us, just from deeper. Rosicky is a real talent and I don't think he'll take as much time to settle in as Hleb who is improving and who I think will be important this season. Forwards: Thierry Henry, Robin van Persie, Emmanuel Adebayor, Jeremie Aliadiere, Theo Walcott, Arturo Lupoli, Nicklas Bendtner. We have lots of strikers. I believe we have two of real quality, Henry and van Persie - who I expect to have a very big year. He feels more confident, more assured of his place in the team and won't be as anxious to impress at the expense of team play. I reckon he could get 20 goals. To some extent the jury is still out on Adebayor. He's had great moments and some pretty bad ones too but he's always worked hard and needs to concentrate on doing things the other two strikers don't do. Last season it seemed he was trying to out Henry Henry, if you know what I mean, when he needs to use his height and strength to give us another option. I quite like him though and I think he'll be a useful player. Aliadiere - Arsene Wenger must see something in him but then he saw something in Stefan Malz too. It's hard to say if he's good enough or not because he's never been fit enough to demonstrate it. He did play some games last season during his three loan spells but despite a lot of playing time didn't score a lot of goals. Has to do something this time around or his future is in serious doubt. Theo Walcott - No idea. I really don't. He scored a good goal for the England U21s in midweek so he knows where the net is. There are high hopes and hype hopes so let's just wait and see what he does when and if he gets his chance. Lupoli and Bendtner - The Italian is going to Derby on loan and the Dane is at Birmingham having made a very promising start to the season scoring for the blues and scoring on his full debut for Denmark. It might be a little early to start talking him up but he really looks like he's got something about him and his height and physique might just put him ahead of Lupoli in the queue. There's not much to separate their goal tallies at reserve level either. Anyway, do we need a forward? I don't think so. Overall: You look at who has left the club this summer and Pires apart we can live with their departures and with Le Bob it's his goals we'll surely miss unless Rosicky and Hleb can weigh in together to make it up. If Cole and Reyes go that's our first choice left side gone as well and I'm told that if Cole goes we won't buy a left back to replace him. Clichy is very highly thought of by Arsene Wenger but sadly appears to be made of balsa wood. Hopefully he can get fit and stay fit and I don't think we'll miss Cole too much if he does. Rosicky will probably play left if Reyes goes and that's fine by me. So while we can cope with their departures, if they do eventually leave (after weeks of something to write about in the close season I should be grateful, almost), if anything happens to their replacements our squad is a little threadbare. If Reyes stays though it gives us an extra option in midfield and an extra option up front. I'm happy with the first team we've got. I think it's got massive potential. It's made up of a lot of young, talented, hungry players who have gained great experience from the Champions League run and the World Cup. I just think we're lacking a bit of depth. A wide player and a central midfield player would really make a difference to our squad and allow us to cope better with the inevitable injuries and suspensions. We can't hope that they won't happen. They will. We cannot, given the money we have to spend, talk at the end of the season about having suffered unprecedented injuries having not bought anyone. Personally, I think that the team and the squad as it stands has the potential to give Chelsea a real push for the title. I just think that the addition of at least one, if not two, quality players will make a massive difference. Thierry wants us to make signings. He can see the potential in the team. He turned down Barcleona, probably the most attractive club team in the world right now, because he sees on a daily basis the talent of Cesc, van Persie, Toure, Senderos, Eboue etc. The reason he wants signings is because he knows adding to quality to quality does not make less quality. It gives everyone a boost, the players and the fans. What is perhaps frustrating to some of us is hearing AW talk about bringing in 'certainly one' quality player and then days later him hinting he's not bringing anyone in at all. Chelsea have won the title two years in a row and they haven't settled on their laurels. They have brought in established, quality players. We're trying to catch them and we should be doing the same. I'm not suggesting for a moment that we pay £30m and pay £150,000 a week wages. The chief attraction of Chelsea is its ability to pay top wages and they're the dominant team in England right now. But, we should be sending a message, a statement of intent and adding to what is already a good squad to make it even stronger. To make people think 'Oh, Arsenal are going to be tough'. Perhaps it's AW's principled stance and he wants to beat Chelsea with a Busby Babes style squad but it's a dangerous game. I'm talking myself in circles here but the bottom line as far as I'm concerned is that there is now the chance to make this squad really, really strong with a couple of signings. I just hope Arsene brings players in before the end of the transfer window because I think we need them. Now, maybe he won't sign anyone and all the players will play out of their skin and Alex Song will turn out to be better than Makelele and we'll have a great season and in May I'll happily turn around and acknowledge the manager's foresight and vision. I have great faith in him as it is. However, if we struggle a bit because our squad wasn't as good as it could have been then I might be a little bit cranky about it. We shall see. As it is I'm really excited about the new season, looking forward to seeing us at the new stadium, I'm delighted we're back in red and white so we look like the Arsenal again and despite my concerns I'm confident that we can do something in the year ahead. Summer's over folks. I'm heading back to Dublin next week. Arsenal play their first league game in their new stadium tomorrow. It's all change but it's all still the same. Come on you Reds. ===== Quick round-up of the stories for you: Jens reckons there's no chance Ashley Cole will stay and Arsene Wenger has confirmed he won't be part of the squad against Aston Villa. I'd imagine Flamini will play left back. The boss also says Thierry is only a 'possibility' after playing 90 minutes for France in a stupid friendly while Reyes has a groin problem which may just be a pain his bollocks about the move to Madrid. Today's AS says Arsenal want €25m for Reyes, Madrid have offered €15m. Typical Madrid. Unsettle the player then try and play hardball about price because they think the player has made his position untenable. They can go and shite. He has a contract until 2011 and if he stays our squad is stronger. I'm sure, even though he'll be disappointed, he'll do his best. Freddie Ljungberg says he's never thought about leaving Arsenal, Philippe Senderos talks about splitting his head open and Arturo Lupoli looks set to join Derby on loan. Finally a cartoon about Arsene Wenger's shopping habits, based on this summer's transfer activity, by forum member Gael Clichy (est tres rapide). Till tomorrow (which is match day!).]]> 137 2006-08-18 10:03:47 2006-08-18 08:03:47 closed open arseblogs-season-preview publish 0 0 post 0 Arsene speaks - Villa preview http://arseblog.net/2006/08/19/arsene-speaks-villa-preview/ Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:38:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=138 He explained why Ashley Cole is not in the squad ("Because ee eees a leetle cunt") and has said that it's not Arsenal's demands that are holding up a move to Chelsea. He's given him permission to leave but is doubtful that any deal will happen, saying:
It has not happened yet and the transfer period started in June. We are not at the end of August and still nothing has happened so why should it happen now?
Chelsea have signed a Dutch defender which might make them more willing to let William Gallas go who could then be used as part of the Cole deal so I doubt it's as dead in the water as Arsene makes out. He does say that if no deal is reached then Cole will have to fight for his place like everyone else and that he'd be willing to play him. That, if it happens, will be interesting to see the reaction he gets from the Arsenal fans. Hopefully we'll sell the little cunt though. AW has also blasted Real Madrid for their typically bullshit tactics over José Antonio Reyes. They have unsettled the player by telling him how much they want him, preying on the knowledge that he's homesick and his family are on his back all the time about moving back to Spain. They get him to pose for pictures, make statements about how much he wants to leave then make a rubbish offer believing that the selling club will have to sell because of how strained the relationship between the player and the club and the fans has become. They're doing it to Diarra at Lyon as well. They are a poxy bunch of shitehawks, they really are. Arsene says:
From a big club like Real Madrid you do not expect them to unsettle the player and say, 'sorry we have no money, not one penny to spend on him,' and that is it, thank you very much. They are not professional, they have no consideration for the player and it has affected Jose very badly.
The only thing I'd disagree with is that you expect this all the time from Real Madrid. It's what they do. Now we have an unhappy player who has been hung out to dry but those cunts trying to get him for a pittance. Their financial offer was nowhere near good enough and we have rejected to the chance to sign three players that they offered as part of the deal. So, it looks like José could stay too. If he does he should buy his folks a house in Sevilla, move into a swish bachelor pad and get on with it. Whatever about our lack of transfer dealings coming in, and I'm told there is still something going on in the background, we are certainly not being held over a barrel regarding the players going out. If Cole and Reyes leave it will be on our terms, not those of Chelsea and Real Madrid who, if they joined forces, would become football's biggest vulva. The boss also talked about the new stadium and how it would take 10 games to feel like home (but hopefully that won't stop us winning matches, starting today!), how he believes Theo Walcott can be a revelation this season, how the youngsters are tougher and that more should be done about diving in the game. In other news young keeper Vito Mannone has joined Barnsley on loan while Goodplaya gives his season preview and he mentions something I meant to before getting carried away with my optimism - namely that the balance between youth and experience is still a little off but hopefully next week will solve that problem. Cesc says he'd love to be Arsenal captain one day and says that although Chelsea have a great team he doesn't enjoy watching them play because they're a bunch of expensive Wimbledonesque long ball cloggers. I do love that boy. Ahead of today's game the team news sees us without new boy Tomas Rosicky and Reyes (neither of whom will have recovered for the CL game in the week). Cole we know is out but Thierry Henry an Freddie Ljungberg are in the squad. Other than that it's long term absentees Diaby, Senderos, Clichy and Lauren that we're without. Today I am going to go and watch the game in the Philharmonic. Even though it's a new stadium it feels like the end of an era here. Come on Arsenal!]]>
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More positives than negatives from yesterday http://arseblog.net/2006/08/20/more-positives-than-negatives-from-yesterday/ Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:34:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=139 We had some chances in the first half. Adebayor had a header cleared off the line and a beautiful Cesc pass was putting Henry clean through till the ball hit him on the back. In first half injury time Kolo Toure had a goal disallowed for offside. Then in the second half Adebayor had another cleared off the line thanks to some last ditch defending and then they went and scored. A combination of bad marking and a bad decision by Jens to come for the corner saw Olaf Mellberg head home. If Villa had played defensively beforehand they really went into their shell after this. With 11 men behind the ball whenever we had possession it made it very tough to break them down and it doesn't matter how big your new pitch is. Robn van Persie replaced Adebayor but didn't really get into the game then came the moment Arsenal fans have been waiting for since January. Theo Walcott is real! He replaced Freddie and he did have an impact. Playing down the left he looked tricky and direct and it was his cross which eventually fell to Gilberto who smashed home the equaliser and it was no less than we deserved. Sadly we couldn't find another before the end but the most important thing was not to lose. Afterwards AW praised the youngster's contribution but warned against expecting too much too soon from the 17 year old and of the game in general he said:
We lacked a bit of sharpness in the finishing part of our game and we made a mistake for the goal we conceded, but it is the type of game you get at the start of the season.
Can't really argue with that. We dominated the game in terms of possession and chances but it was quite obvious we're a team that's still finding it's fitness and rhythm. There were certainly more positives than negatives yesterday despite the post-match overreaction from some fans who feel we have a divine right to win every game. I thought we showed great character to keep at Villa and perhaps last season we wouldn't have got that goal so it's a testament to the boys and that extra bit of experience they have. Without going into too much depth regarding individual performances I thought we looked assured at the back, Djourou has a great air of calm about him and although Justin Hoyte did well I'm a little concerned about how easily people go past him. Eboue on the other side tore Villa a new arsehole and if the lad had a final ball worth talking of he'd be an absolute sensation - something for the coaching staff to work on. Theo lives!In the middle Cesc and Gilberto had their run of the pitch (I did love Cesc steppng on Graham Poll!), Hleb started poorly but had a storming final 30 and a clearly far from fit Freddie did very well and popped up in some dangerous positions. Up front Adebayor put himself about very well, worked hard, had some chances and on another day would have had a goal or two and Thierry Henry was quiet due to his lack of match fitness (AW had a pop at French coach Raymond Dommenech, and rightly so, for playing Henry for the full 90 minutes of a bullshit friendly the other day) but the game will have done him good. And we got to see Theo. And he did well. And he looks like he could really add something to the team this season, probably from a wide position rather than up front at the moment, but it's good to know he really exists and that he can play football! Overall not the three points we would have wanted but a decent enough start to the season and the signs are good for the weeks ahead. Right then, a look at what's making the papers this Sunday morning. Arsene wants the Ashley Cole situation sorted out and sorted out now! He says:
We have to sort this situation out quite quickly. This situation is not a money situation. We have not turned down an offer. The problem is not between us and Chelsea.
Quite what that means I don't know but something's going on behind the scenes. Perhaps Cole's ludicrous statement about how was making himself available to play (good of him considering the money he's earning) was an indication he's having second thoughts about going to Chelsea. Who knows? It's all just very tedious now. When we should be talking about a new season, a new stadium, little Theo and everything else it all just keeps coming back to that little cunt. José Antonio Reyes looks set to stay. Wenger is quoted in The People as saying:
Now that is one thing that I can tell you is finished. Jose Antonio Reyes is an Arsenal player and will remain an Arsenal player.
There's certainly nothing in the Spanish press to suggest a deal is imminent so it looks like he's going to stay. I feel a bit sorry for him in a way because he's obviously not the sharpest tool in the box but he's not a bad lad either. I just hope that if he does stay that he gets support and encouragement from his family and those around him so he can do his job to the best of his ability. Maybe it's time for him to live on his own. He might like it! Arsenal helped Birmingham to the top of the Championship yesterday as Nicklas Bendtner scored again and Seb Larsson got a last minute winner as they beat Crystal Palace 2-1. It's good to see some of our boys go on loan and really make an impact. So many go out, struggle to perform or convince that they're good enough, but the two of them are making sure AW knows they're doing well and, in my opinion, could both do a job for us as well. And that's about it. Enjoy your Sunday.]]>
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Some old crap about Cole and Gallas and Theo and José http://arseblog.net/2006/08/21/some-old-crap-about-cole-and-gallas-and-theo-and-jose/ Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:09:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=140 made a bid for William Gallas which is separate from that deal. I hope Cole goes and, I think I might be in a minority here, but I also hope Gallas stays where he is. Our need for a central defender is not as pressing as our need for reinforcement in midfield and Gallas is, let's face it, a bit of a fucking dickhead. That will happen when you've spent that long around Stamford Bridge. Jesus Christ and Buddha went there on a day trip and came back acting like a pair of arrogant, Johnny come lately wankers so he's not unique but I can still remember comments from him taking the piss about us last season and the season before. Apparently Chelsea aren't interested in selling to us anyway but I wouldn't believe a word out of their fat, lying mouths. In the meantime AW says he won't play Cole until this situation is sorted once and for all. And the reason there's been no deal yet is that Cole is actually holding out for a 'loyalty' bonus from Arsenal as part of his contract. Seriously. No joke.
Thierry on Theo: We really saw what he is about. He was good, fresh-legged and he did ever so well to set up the goal. Full credit to him. Normally, a sign of a great player is someone who makes a major impression on his debut. People think back and say ‘He was amazing on that first game.
Hurrah. And Theo himself talks about his debut and how he had to have a drugs test after the game. There are some whispers that he tested positive for lollipops, space dust and Hubba Bubba. Marca is reporting that the agent of José Antonio Reyes will meet with Real Madrid to try and get them to up their derisory offer for the player. However, it seems that after signing Diarra their transfer business is complete (although AS links them with a move for Buffon) and they're not willing to make a decent offer for the player whose head they have completely and utterly wrecked. The piss-drinking shitbags. And that's it. I have to go start crossing things off my list which means I have to do the things on my list. Do blog - done. What's next? Prank call Peter Kenyon. Let me just fire up my Skype. Till tomorrow, chums. Oh, and happy birthday Mug smasher, you mug smashing smasher of mugs.]]>
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3 days and counting http://arseblog.net/2006/08/22/3-days-and-counting/ Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:50:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=141 offered us William Gallas as a straight swap for Ashley Cole. If that is true then they can go fuck themselves. Firstly, we don't need Gallas and secondly there's a rather large difference in price between a 25 year old with two years left on his contract and a 29 year old in the last year of his. I really wish they'd sort this thing out once and for all because it's unseemly and distracting especially when we have a game to concentrate on this week. When you consider that a lot of the delay is down to Cole himself it's even more galling. Just piss off, Ashley. As I told you the other day José Antonio Reyes agent went to have more talks with Real Madrid and he's quoted in today's Sun:
If all goes well, Reyes will move. Since he was 12 he always wanted to play for Real. But there’s never been an agreement. It was a love that stayed undeclared.
Maybe because José only learned to speak when he was 17. Fuck me, what a load of melodramatic bollocks. Marca is reporting that according to the Guardian that AW is looking at Jonathan Woodgate to bolster our defence. Insane. The bloke has never played more than 7 consecutive games in his entire career and all he'd do is keep Gary Lewin too busy to look after Emmanuel Eboue next time he pretends to be injured during a game. This, I have to say, has been possibly the most unhappy summer transfer window I can remember. In other news Theo Walcott talks about how he felt at home the moment he touched the ball in his fine debut, Jens Lehmann wants to go one better in Europe this season. Tomas Rosicky talks about his fitness and how well he's settling it at Arsenal and Freddie Ljungberg talks about how proud he is to be Swedish captain. Finally, to Robert Pires who, like Edu last season, left Arsenal for a Valencia based club and has torn his cruciate ligaments meaning he'll miss most of the season. A real shame, get well soon Bobby. Dennis t-shirtFinally, finally, it's about time we had a competition. My chums at Goalhanger have given me 4 of these brilliant Dennis Bergkamp t-shirts and 2 A1 sized posters of the Highbury periodic table. All you have to do is answer the following question: Arsenal fans went walking along and singing a song in a Bergkamp: a) Underpants b) Wonderland c) Panzer tank Answers to bergkamp@arseblog.com. Winners will be announced on Thursday. Ok, more packing. Hurrah.]]>
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Shut up and possibly, no definitely, *boilk* http://arseblog.net/2006/08/23/shut-up-and-possibly-no-definitely-boilk/ Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:32:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=142 reiterated his desire to have a settled squad. He also confirmed we've made a bid for William Gallas but we may have AC Milan to compete with. Tonight we play some Croatians. We're 3-0 up from the first leg so anything less than a result which puts us through will be a total disaster. The boss has also revealed his worry over fixtures, how Theo is going to be fabulous, how José is going nowhere and something something something. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Now, I must put animals in boxes, drink coffee and go to the bank. I love doing stuff. Mrs Blogs, Blogette and the Blognimals are leaving tomorrow. Argh. Oooooooh, did I mention *boillk*. I'm so twisted I can hardly even spell *boilk*. Till next time.]]> 142 2006-08-23 09:32:11 2006-08-23 07:32:11 closed open shut-up-and-possibly-no-definitely-boilk publish 0 0 post 0 D-day http://arseblog.net/2006/08/24/d-day/ Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:31:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=143 2-1 last night. Even though they scored first we were never in any real danger. Freddie Ljungberg equalised for us before a late Mathieu Flamini goal - set up by sub Theo Walcott - gave us the win. Not too much to say about it other than it was nice to get a win at the new stadium and it will have been a decent exercise in building up fitness and match sharpness and a nice little confidence boost for everyone. It really isn't worth any more analysis. Job done, next game please. In other news José could be off to Madrid but to play for Atlético who have made a bid, according to reports. Jose Mourinho meanwhile is set to leave it as late as possible to buy Ashley Cole so Arsenal can't spend any of the money. He might want to keep a closer eye on his team and leave the the transfer shenannigans aside because Chelsea lost 2-1 to Boro last night. Robin van Persie talks about he's changed and how he wants to do more for the team this season in a pretty decent interview in the Sun. I loved this line:
I can understand that folk say I’m arrogant. I saw myself walking on the TV not so long ago and I thought to myself ‘That’s an unpleasant posture - can’t I change the way I walk?'
Brilliant. Right, finally thanks a lot to Goalhanger for the Dennis Bergkamp t-shirts and the Highbury periodic table posters. The RNG did it's thing and the four winners of the t-shirts are Carrie C, Valerie G, Tom Brooks and Stanley Howie. The 2 posters go to: Richard Whitehouse and Sean Garvan. Thanks to everyone for entering and thanks to lots of you who left nice messages about the upcoming move. I'm sure you understand I just don't have time to reply but I really appreciate it. Oh, and one person entered about 50 times - 15 with option a, 15 with option b and 15 with option c. Really covering all angles there. All their entries got deleted. Ok, that's it. I'll be in touch with the competition winners as soon as I can to get addresses and sizes and all that. Hasta mañana, arsepals.]]>
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A quickie http://arseblog.net/2006/08/25/a-quickie-2/ Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:22:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=144 Champions League draw was made. We got Porto, Hamburg and CSKA Moscow. Not bad, you have to say. Chelsea and Barcelona got drawn together again, heh, although they should both come through that group without too much trouble. Afterwards Jens Lehmann said he was happy with the draw because he gets to play in Germany and he refused to comment on the Ashley Cole situation except to say the whole thing was getting on his nerves. Jens is a Gooner. He's also UEFA's goalkeeper of the year. Well deserved. Chelsea's horrific slapheaded Peter Cuntyon was still hopeful that a deal will go through and his comments only add to the weight of evidence that it's Cole and Barnett holding up the deal. There's been some more talk of Gallas being part of the deal as well. Double-D confirmed Atletico made a bid for José but confirmed it was turned down and suggested that it was likely the Spaniard would remain an Arsenal player for the season ahead. Meh. I'm bored of it all now. Que sera, sera, as they say in some place or other. And that's all I've got. Today is going to be madness. Wish me luck.]]> 144 2006-08-25 07:22:30 2006-08-25 05:22:30 closed open a-quickie-2 publish 0 0 post 0 Thank you, I'm here all week. http://arseblog.net/2006/08/26/thank-you-im-here-all-week/ Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:49:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=145 bid for Javier Mascherano which would be totally awesome like a flying bicycle or a teleportation device. That's how awesome it would be. Appartently talks have taken place between Arsenal and Corinthians. There aren't too many transfers that would excite to the point of doing a little bit of poo in my pants but this one would. Fingers crossed. AW revealed yesterday that he's planning for life without Ashley Cole, which is fair enough, and came out with another classic regarding the José Antonio Reyes situation. Obviously José wants to go back to Spain but neither of the Madrid clubs has made an offer which is accetable to Arsenal. AW said:
It’s like you wanting to marry Miss World and she doesn’t want you, what can I do about it? I can try to help you but if she does not want to marry you what can I do?
Brilliant. The man should do stand-up if it wasn't for the fact stand-up comedians are generally complete cunts. I also liked his 'He's very happy. He doesn't want to go to Spain!' line when asked about Theo Walcott who, he said, is beginning to push for his first start for the club. He also revealed that the club has money to spend on players which is not conditional on selling anyone. Even if Cole and Reyes stay there's money to spend, saying:
Do not think that we do not have the money to buy anyone if nobody goes out, that is not true.
Good to hear. Now start spending! Team news for today sees Freddie Ljungberg, who has done pretty well in two games having come back early from an injury, rested while Tomas Rosicky could make his Premiership debut. Jens Lehmann and Thierry Henry are set to start and I hope Robin van Persie starts with him today. I'll be going somewhere to watch it with a beer or two. Hurrah for beer. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Defeat painful, Eboue awful, but it's not all bad... http://arseblog.net/2006/08/27/defeat-painful-eboue-awful-but-its-not-all-bad/ Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:43:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=146 gripes at Urine Rennie are academic really. Yes, Cesc should have a had a free kick in the build up totheir goal and for me Robin van Persie should have had a penalty as well but that's by the by and you have to expect stuff like that with him in charge. There will be some criticisms about our reluctance to shoot and this week I think they're justified to an extent. While there's not much point trying to shoot through a big crowd of players it can't hurt now and again and you might even get a lucky Lampard, sorry, deflection. You can't create the perfect opening every time. Also I was a bit concerned about our full backs. I'm just not convinced by Justin Hoyte at all and I'd play Matty Flamini at left back until Gael Clichy is fit. Emmanuel Eboue had an absolute shocker. I've expressed reservations about him before and I'm honestly not sure he's as good as people like to think. He's brainless in possession, he gets caught upfield far too often and his passing and final ball were embarrassing yesterday. One effort at a 10 yard pass to Robin van Persie missed the Dutchman by 3 or 4 yards and went out for a throw! Pub league stuff it was that bad. Lauren just can't come back soon enough as far as I'm concerned. It's also a shame we've loaned out Kerrea Gilbert because Eboue needs a proper kick up the arse but we don't have anyone else to play there. He needs to be spoken too because that was a performance born out of laziness and complaceny and that's a worrying sign from a player who really has only just broken into first team football. However, in terms of the result let's not get too worried. It's a game we could have won. We weren't outplayed. They created nothing apart from one header which Jens saved very well so it's just one of those games you have to write off and hope the team use it to get fitter and to provide motivation for the games ahead. It's also a game which really illustrates the need for us to add to the squad and I wonder if Arsene, head in his hands in the last few minutes, thinks the same. The squad needs a boost now. It needs something to spice it up and apart from giving them all a go of eloctrocuting Eboue with a cattle prod at the training ground bringing in one or two quality players is the way to do it. Now the players go away on international duty. Not ideal. You'd rather they took the pain of the defeat fresh into the next game but what can you do? A quick look around the Sunday papers shows nothing much going on but the People are reporting that Ashley Cole has told Arsene Wenger he's prepared to stay at Arsenal this season. A source says he is worried about staying and being hated by the fans. Obviously leaving, getting paid filthy Russian money and being hated by the fans doesn't bother him at all though. Have a good Sunday.]]> 146 2006-08-27 11:43:26 2006-08-27 09:43:26 closed open defeat-painful-eboue-awful-but-its-not-all-bad publish 0 0 post 0 51 http://thecannon.wordpress.com/2006/08/27/man-city-1-0-arsenal-260806-barclays-premiership/ 72.232.101.9 2006-08-27 13:39:41 2006-08-27 11:39:41 1 pingback 0 0 New week, same old crap http://arseblog.net/2006/08/28/new-week-same-old-crap/ Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:29:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=147 José Antonio Reyes though says he doesn't want to play for Arsenal ever again and that he'll play for anyone in Spain. He says:
What I want is to come to Spain. I won't play again in England. I want to return. If it's to play for Atletico Madrid I say yes, if it's to play for Real Madrid I say yes, if it's to play for Sevilla I say yes.
I wonder would he play for Real Betis. Atletico have apparently come back with an offer worth €16m and are waiting for Arsenal to come back with an answer but the Spanish press report they're not willing to go any higher. Real Madrid have gone very quiet on the whole thing and given their squad it's hard to see where Reyes would even get a game. Oh well. It's a shame José is so determined to burn his bridges here when there's more chance he'll stay than leave. Apart from that, in this last week before the transfer window closes, we've been linked with West Ham's Nigel Reo-Coker and Kilmarnock's 19 year old winger/striker Steven Naismith is apparently coming for a two day trial. And that's it. With most of the first team players away with their countries the boss has plenty of time to get the chequebook out and do some shopping. Although we seem to have been saying that for a while now. Fingers crossed. Till tomorrow (maybe).]]>
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Goodbye Spain, hello rain! http://arseblog.net/2006/08/29/goodbye-spain-hello-rain/ Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:11:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=148 4-0 with 2 goals each for Adebayor and Aliadiere. Curious that Cole played though. If a deal was imminent there's no way he'd have been risked so it looks to me like he's staying. Further thoughts on that if and when it happens. The Mirror links us with 17 year old Southampton full back Gareth Bale saying we'll pay £4m for him and then loan him back to Southampton for the year. That would be just typical. We spend money on a player for next year. The Sun, just days after linking us with a £16m move for Javier Maschero, suggest we're going to make a £17m move for Carlos Tevez and go so far as to say the plan is to announce him as an Arsenal player before the Brazil v Argentina game at The Grove on Saturday. I really can't see why we'd spend that much money on another forward when it's our midfield that needs bolstering. Certainly if you asked me to choose between the two Argentinians I'd take Mascherano every single time.
I did what I had to do and nothing more. I spoke to Wenger at the start but I have spoken to him since.
José Antonio Reyes quoted in today's Marca where he also talks about how he would be very happy to sign for Atlético but says no deal has been done yet. Dear me. And that's it. I can't find anything else to tell you so I'll be off. Fingers crossed tomorrow's Arseblog comes to you from Dublin. Until then.]]>
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Let Cole and Reyes go, bring anyone in http://arseblog.net/2006/08/30/let-cole-and-reyes-go-bring-anyone-in/ Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:13:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=149 Carlos Tevez gets closer but at the same time says Javier Mascherano could move to Manchester United. I could live, I suppose, with us not signing Mascherano but not if he moved to United. I'd really have to question why, when every man and his dog reckons he's exactly the kind of player we need, that AW would sign a forward instead and let his player seriously strengthen one of our main rivals. The Sun also says Ashley Cole will stay because Chelsea would not let Arsenal have William Gallas. However, the Mirror reports that David Dein turned down a £21m cash offer from Chelsea and if that's true then David Dein is a fucking fool. It would be a world record price for a left-back, Cole has wanted out of Arsenal for a long time now, the Arsenal fans have wanted Cole out of Arsenal for nearly as long and to reject that kind of money is just nonsense. In the past I might have thought Dein was too savvy for that kind of thing but nowadays you get the feeling he's trying to uphold a personal reputation as a wheeler-dealer ahead of doing the best thing for the club. If Cole stays, as looks likely, he is certainly going to be the most unpopular Arsenal player that I can ever remember. To quote Peter Hill-Wood:
I hope his attitude is right. If he is going to be miserable and sour, there is no point. Hopefully, he will get his head right.
Exactly. And if he's bitter at how he's been treated or that a good offer for him has been turned down then his head is never going to be right. Atletico Madrid have increased their offer for José Antonio Reyes to €20m according to reports. That should be enough to get him on his way. If our squad is going to be as small as we all fear it is the last thing we need is two players who just don't want to be part of it and I'm not the only one who thinks that. Anyway, I can only hope that coming back here brings us the luck of the Irish and Arsene gets his chequebook out between today and tomorrow. If not I have to say I'm going to start to feel uneasy about the season ahead.]]>
149 2006-08-30 09:13:30 2006-08-30 07:13:30 closed open let-cole-and-reyes-go-bring-anyone-in publish 0 0 post 0 52 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/that-transfer-window-is-closing-for-now.html 216.139.229.235 2006-10-09 17:57:29 2006-10-09 15:57:29 1 pingback 0 0
Signings required, none expected. http://arseblog.net/2006/08/31/signings-required-none-expected/ Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:05:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=150 €3m plus Julio Baptista. Personally I can live with that. Baptista is big and strong and can score goals, José is a homesick special needs kid who has burnt his bridges at the club. A proper shame but you didn't have to be a genius to predict the kinds of problems he's had in England. I think it's safe to say the highlight of his Arsenal career was his first goal against Chelsea and a brief spell of sensational form at the start of the 2004-5 season apart he's never really lived up to expectations. I wish he'd been a success but there you go. So, Reyes out, Baptista in and we're back to square one. Maybe we're a little stronger due to Baptista's versatility but I sincerely hope that's not the end of the wheeling and dealing. Ashley Cole could still move to Chelsea and his publishers will be hoping that happens so they can send his book to the presses so he can slag off Arsenal some more for not liking it when he and his agent went to meet Chelsea then lied about it then appeared on the front of the News of the World with a headline saying "I wouldn't stay if they offered me £200,000 a week" and generally acting like Cuntley Cunts. The Sun reports that Corinthians are trying to negotiate loan deals for Tevez and Mascherano. I'm really not sure that we need Tevez at all, especially when you can add Baptista to the list of players who can play up front, but I will be very disappointed if Mascherano goes elsewhere, especially when Wenger was very close to signing him in the summer of 2004 when it looked like Vieira was off to Madrid and then changed his mind at the last minute meaning we missed both the Argentine and a cheap Michael Carrick. I think it's just a shame we've gotten this far into the transfer window without doing any business. I said before that while there was tremendous potential in this squad, and I sincerely believe that, the gap between experience and youth is still off. We lack a midfield battler, at the very least. We've had all summer to try and find the right player. Maybe we have been trying. Maybe nobody, not one single club in the world, wants to sell to us. Not sure I buy that though. We could go through today and lose Cole as well without the chance to buy a replacement or anyone else to bolster the squad and to me that would smack of mismanagement. I think Arsene Wenger, if he doesn't buy anyone (Baptista aside if that happens) is taking a massive gamble. I know he's dedicated to his pursuit of youth and it's admirable and I understand that it was borne out of the possible financial restrictions of the new stadium but we've had a long, speculative summer in which to add players to help the youngsters achieve their potential, not get in the way of them. Being brutally honest there are a couple of youngsters who have demonstrated that they actually need someone to get in the way of them because they're just not good enough. When Thierry Henry said some weeks ago that he hoped more players would arrive by the end of August that was, to me, an admission from the captain and one of the longest serving players at the club who has won titles with great teams, that this team is not capable of making a really challenge this season. If he feels we need new players to improve the squad then it's a tacit admission of our weakness. We're not good enough to win the league with the players we have. Maybe I'm just caught up in transfer window bollocks but it seems like Arsene is determined to do it his way, that his kids will be capable of taking on squads who have strengthened considerably when we have lost Campbell, Pires, Bergkamp, Reyes and possibly Cole. We're not stronger. We're weaker. Some important players have left, some important players are out injured. We know he's a stubborn man (witness the hapless Hoyte at left back ahead of Flamini who was so good there last year) and I would like nothing more than next May to write here that I was completely wrong and that AW is a true genius but I think unless we bring players in we could struggle more than we'd like this season. If we do struggle then I don't think it will unfair to ask some questions of the manager. A couple of late signings would obviously help lift the mood but I'm really not holding my breath. We've had months to do it now and any action today must surely be desperation rather than any long term planning. I'm sorry for being so negative this morning but I'm genuinely worried about the season ahead. Update: According to Tevez's official site both he and Mascherano will be playing for West Ham. Fucking hell, I am lost for words.]]> 150 2006-08-31 10:05:26 2006-08-31 08:05:26 closed open signings-required-none-expected publish 0 0 post 0 I have no shoes http://arseblog.net/2006/09/01/i-have-no-shoes/ Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:41:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=151 Retardiño Reyes for Juilio Baptista, Cygan has gone to Villarreal and Cole and Gallas have traded places as well. Or something. Cunt off Cuntley you cunting cunt. It seems Tevez and Mascherano have gone to West Ham on permanent deals. That makes me feel better. It is such a dodgy piece of business that there's just no way we could ever have got them. With the greatest of respect to Dead Kenny and other West Ham fans the move surely doesn't reflect their ambitions and is entirely based on complicated, backhander, dodgy as fuck crazy money shennanigans. Lunatic Argies. It's just another nail in the coffin of football as we know it. We also signed the Brazilian under 19 captain, Denilson, in a move that could cost us £4m. Sober thoughts on players, signings and the squad tomorrow. I now have to go and buy some shoes. More blogging tomorrow unless I die in the meantime which is a distinct possibility. I could die from lack of shoes. ps - can the secretary of the Icelandic Arsenal club email me again? I've lost all my email from the last couple of weeks. pps - Arseblog was really popular yesterday too but we have our own server so you'll never miss your daily Arse. If only all sites were so considerate.]]> 151 2006-09-01 10:41:59 2006-09-01 08:41:59 closed open i-have-no-shoes publish 0 0 post 0 Thoughts on the transfer business http://arseblog.net/2006/09/02/thoughts-on-the-transfer-business/ Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:37:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=152 Gallas: A quick, strong defender who is good in the air and chips in with a few goals each season too. He's versatile and can play in either full back position. Obviously he's best in the centre and he would compliment both Senderos and Toure. I think the boss will move him around a bit and on away trips to teams that play a direct, physical game I can see him at left back with Kolo and Phil in the middle to give us that extra presence. Despite my earlier reservations I'm happy to have him and he appears to be happy to be at Arsenal, saying:
At 29, I want to continue to progress, and who better to help me achieve this goal than Arsène Wenger? I am in a hurry already to work under his orders, to learn from him. I want to bring my experience to the young Champions League Finalists, to know new thrills on a bright new stage, supported by the best fans in England.
Way to burn your bridges with the Chelsea fans! It's all PR anyway but I'm sure the idea of playing with Henry and being managed by Wenger was very tempting for the Frenchman. So we have Gallas, Chelsea have Cunt and that's that. Baptista: He didn't have a happy time at Real Madrid last season but then nobody did. At the end though he was a regular starter and certainly one of their best players. He has been described him as 'immensely powerful' and although Arsene is going to play him as a more forward player than a central midfielder he certainly brings a physical presence that we've been without for a little while. He's good in the air, will shoot from long distance and he's not afraid to get stuck in either. There does appear to be some confusion as to whether or not he's signed permanently (can anyone clear that up 100%?) but it does say he joined for an undisclosed fee. The player himself says:
Arsenal is one of the best clubs in Europe. I am very happy to be given the opportunity to come here. It is my hope that I can win a title with Arsenal this season.
I'm very happy with his acquisition. He's going to be a very exciting player for us and with Gilberto in the team and him not being a half-wit living with his mum I'm sure he'll settle in better than our last ex-Sevilliano. Denilson: Like most of you I don't know much about him other than he's the Captain of the Brazilian U19s and he's a midfielder. The fee is believed to be around the £3.5m mark and that's as much as I know. What the boss's plans are for him remain to be seen but hopefully he'll settle in well with Gilberto and Baptista around. So two out, three in and we're definitely in a better position than we were a couple of days ago. The new signings will have energised and excited the fans and the players as well. Sometimes you need to freshen up your squad and we've done exactly that. We are such big teases though leaving it to the last minute to get everything done. I'm really looking forward to the next game now! Funny how your outlook can change so quickly. That's not to say reservations expressed previously were incorrect but at the same time you have to acknowledge when they've been addressed. I suppose we have to take a moment to talk about Cuntley Cunt. Arsene Wenger was very magninimous when talking about him yesterday, saying: Cuntley has grown up with Arsenal and given time, will hopefully appreciate what the Club has given him. Maybe he will but maybe not. He'll cream in the Russian money, release his sure to be a load of bollocks book and fanny around trying to be the new Posh and Becks. I said before that it was a real shame what happened with him. He and his agent, in my opinion, behaved despicably and between them they embody everything that I hate about the game today. Money over loyalty, money over morality, money over everything. Cuntley Cunt could have been a proper Arsenal legend. He broke into the team as a young guy and he could play for another 10 years. He might have been captain. He might have made the record number of appearances for the club. He would have been remembered as an Arsenal fan who lived the dream. Now he'll be despised by Gooners everywhere and remembered as a little money-grabber who went to meet Chelsea days before an important game, behaved like a cunt and ended up playing for the most hated team in English football. I'm glad we got rid of him, I'm glad he's gone, I'm really looking forward to hearing the barracking he'll get when Chelsea come to the Grove and I truly hope he, one day, realises how badly he fucked it all up. In the meantime, get fucked, Cuntley. It's also gone relatively unreported that we sold Pascal Cygan to Villarral for £2m which is exactly what we paid for him 4 years ago. A fantastic piece of business, you have to say, and Pascal's main talent must the ability not to depreciate in value in any way. He'll be sold for £2m in 5 years time. If only he was a car or a helicopter. And that's about that (further analysis from Gunnerblog and Goodplaya). Most of the squad are still away on international duty and when they get back we can start working with the new players and start winning some games, something everyone can look forward to. Raining here today. I think I'll go to the beach!]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/09/03/sunday-round-up-11/ Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:43:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=153 William Gallas calls Jose Mourinho fickle. I didn't know fickle was another word for cunt. Julio Baptista is looking forward to playing alongside Thierry Henry. He says:
It will be an honour to play alongside Henry - he is one of the great strikers of all time.
I wonder will Henry give him 'Le scowl' if a pass goes astray. I doubt it somehow. In today's Marca José Antonio Reyes confirms his move to Real Madrid is a loan with an option to buy. We can only assume the Baptista deal is the same. He has also denied the existence of a pre-contract agreement Atletico say he signed and for which they're due €2m compensation. Not even José could have been that thick to sign something like that, could he? Not much else happening so I'll nip off and get the papers on my first Sunday back in Ireland. Later it's a roast dinner with Yorkshire puddings. Hurrah. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Wenger says international football is crap http://arseblog.net/2006/09/04/wenger-says-international-football-is-crap/ Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:45:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=154 Gilberto played and he's looking forward to the arrival of both Julio Baptista and youngster Denilson who will wear the number 15 shirt, a sign that he's going to hit the first team sooner rather than later. Our vice captain will do his best to help the young player settle in, saying:
I will do what I can to help him, the same as Edu did with me when I came over. He did the same job with me as I will try to do with him to help him settle quickly. I am here to help him.
The Beast also spoke about how happy he was to join Arsenal and says he'd be happy to sign a 4 year deal after the one year loan is over. He said:
I am very humbled Arsene Wenger was so interested in me. I’ll be very happy to stay as long as the club wants me.
He also rejected a move to Sp*rs which shows he is a man of impeccable taste. Arsene Wenger has spoken about international football and how he feels the quality of the international game has decreased. It's something I've said for quite a while. It used to be that playing for your country was the highest level of the game you could play at but not any more. I agree with the boss when he says:
It no longer has any value at the playing level. What ranks a player now is how he performs for his club.
You can't really argue with that and the worst World Cup I've ever seen just backs it up. And that's it. I suppose it's the calm after the storm of last week's transfer frenzy (which has taken my chum Gunnerblog offline, he'll be back soon though, don't worry too much). More tomorrow.]]>
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Chelsea's PR shows the club's lack of class http://arseblog.net/2006/09/05/chelseas-pr-shows-the-clubs-lack-of-class/ Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:55:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=155 amazing statement on their official website giving their side of the William Gallas departure. They said that William Gallas threatened to score own goals, make deliberate mistakes or get sent off on purpose if he was picked to play against Manchester City. Reading it is just comical. The Chelsea 'family', heh. Give me a break. The Blues are painted as whiter than white and Gallas as a complete monster. Now, maybe Gallas didn't behave as well as he might have done but for the club to accuse him of something like this is just crazy and smacks of bitterness and shows a total lack of class. Compare that to Arsene Wenger's kind words about Ashley Cole who, to my mind, behaved far worse that Gallas. To stain the reputation of a player who has always did his best for Chelsea in the seasons he was there is an own goal that may rebound on his former club. Even if what they allege was true it does them no credit to reveal it and unless they have proof to back it up they are leaving themselves wide open for a lawsuit. But surely a well oiled machine like Chelsea wouldn't make a PR gaff like this. A club with the resources to hire the very best in the business must have the best PR person in the country, right? Well, here's an extract from Crystal Palace Chairman Simon Jordan's column in the Guardian from a few months ago:
The closest I've come to losing it with a journalist was in 2002, after London's Evening Standard, who'd always had great access and cooperation from us, started producing a string of barbed, personal piss takes. I decided that if they wanted to write this stuff, fine, but they weren't going to do it on our premises, so I withdrew their accreditation. The sports editor's reaction was this: instead of calling me, he phoned our shirt sponsor to suggest they reduced payments to us because they'd be getting less exposure in the Standard. Then he warned me that banning Standard journalists would have a negative effect on Palace's results. I asked him what the hell he was talking about, and he implied that if I obstructed his journalists and restricted his press access, the type of coverage they'd be giving us would have a negative effect on morale. So where is this guy now? Four years on, he's the top PR man at Cuntski, a club with a reputation for obstructing journalists and restricting press access. PR Week says 'Simon Greenberg is about to embark on a major charm offensive' in football, to boost Cuntski's image. Stand back, and watch him go.
Brilliant, look at him go! It's no wonder that for all their success on the pitch Chelsea are, without doubt, the most despised club in world football. Even at the height of our rivalry with United there was a grudging respect that they had earned their titles, spent their own money on the players that helped them win them and they had a history of being a big club. Their success was built on having a large fan base and being a club top players wanted to play for because of the prestige, not the money. Chelsea is nothing but a Russian oligarch's plaything and they earn about as much respect as Paris Hilton. It is without doubt the most unprofessional, classless thing I think I have ever witnessed from a supposed 'big' club and acts like this show why, no matter how much they win, Chelsea will never be a big club. I'm really looking forward to see how bad the backlash of this is. Gallas responded last night, saying:
I am surprised and shocked by these claims. I never said that I would score own goals if I had to play for Chelsea again. I was firm about my wanting to leave, that is true, and I will explain in due time why I wanted to, but I never went that far. But if people want to hide behind false accusations in order to give a reason for why I left so they can calm down the club's supporters then they can.
You get the feeling this could run and run. More comment from Goodplaya and a nice take on it from Arsenal Shorts. Not much else happening today but I reckon that's enough. Tomorrow we'll wait for Chelsea's statement saying Eidur Gudjonson used to eat all the skin off the KFC, Tiago never made his bed and Asier del Horno's Christmas presents were always cheap.]]>
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Why should we believe what Chelsea say about Gallas? http://arseblog.net/2006/09/06/why-should-we-believe-what-chelsea-say-about-gallas/ Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:26:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=156 I know my son through and through — and he is totally incapable of doing any of the things Chelsea say. And former Chelsea manager Claudio Ranieri:
I cannot believe these stories. I signed William and he was always a good professional — on and off the pitch. This is incredible and I don’t believe it.
Chairman of the PFA Gordon Taylor said:
Chelsea have scored a massive own goal by washing their dirty linen in public. This could damage Gallas’ reputation. He could take legal action.
And the Mirror reports that Gallas is considering sueing while the Independent reports Arsene Wenger being in Paris for France's game and he will urge Gallas to stay quiet and not respond thus prolonging what is fast becoming one of football's most bitter feuds. The whole thing is quite sordid and really it could only have come from Chelsea. Gallas's comment that Chelsea had lots of money but no class was echoed around the web, on the radio, in print, on TV, pretty much everywhere. There was even reasoned comment from some Chelsea websites. And this statement about Thuram and Dommenech is just hilarious. It's so petty and small minded and appears to have been written by a 12 year old on work experience, which would be a good explanation, if you didn't take into account everything probably had to be approved by Kenyon or Buck. Richard Williams writes in today's Guardian about Jose Mourinho. We all remember his antics when Porto knocked United of the Champions League. We all laughed at his comments then. When he became manager of Chelsea the press corps loved his arrogance, his bluster, his self-confidence that led him to label himself the 'special one'. He made great copy for them. Some years on and it's all worn a bit thin. The arrogance was not in any way tongue in cheek. The bluster was OTT, shaking hands with the opposition was typical Portuguese gamesmanship and wound up fans and he went on to label Arsene Wenger a 'voyeur' in another personal vendetta he launched. Witness his relationhip with Rafa Benitez which is non-existent. He lacks humility and manners. He's a great manager but not much of a person - at least that's the public image he projects. Arsene Wenger said some time ago that the 'moral leadership' at Chelsea left something to be desired. He suggested that the owner should impose his standards on the club and that's what has happened. Abramovich is a fantastically successful man but, by all accounts, a ruthless individual who knows what he wants and will do what he has to to get it. He is flanked by Bruce Buck (a man devoid of any concept of what football is about) and Peter Kenyon, a so-called 'life long red' who left what must have been his dream job as Chief Executive of Manchester United for the filthy lucre of Stamford Bridge and he is, for a non-playing, non-managing figure a truly unpopular man in the football world. Then we have Mourinho and I go back to what I said about him above. Truly Chelsea Football Club is a reflection of its leadership. But what if what they said about Gallas is true? If it is true then they should present the evidence to the FA and Gallas should be punished. No question about it. To make those kind of threats is totally out of order but you know what? I don't believe he did and I don't believe a lot of Chelsea fans do either. Of course you side with your club, it's normal. I am accused by some other blogs of being biased towards Arsenal. Imagine! An Arseblog blog biased towards Arsenal. If you're a Manchester United fan writing a general football blog then maybe you need to have more perspective. Not me. And not the Chelsea fans who want to believe what their club says is true but I bet you lots of them have nagging doubts. We're supposed to believe Gallas made similar threats towards the end of last season but he played in nearly every game. Now, let's also acknowledge the fact that Chelsea are liars and have a history of being liars. When the Ashley Cole story broke Peter Kenyon denied any such meeting took place while here's a transcript of a Sky Sports interview with Jose Mourinho about the Ashley Cole meeting:
Mourinho: “On that day at that time I was in Milan, speaking with Adriano.” Reporter: “So no contact was made with Ashley Cole?” Mourinho: “I never met the boy. I just play against him. No more than that.”
He wasn't in Milan. He wasn't speaking to Adriano. He was in a hotel room with with Kenyon and Jonathan Barnett tapping up Ashley Cole just days before Arsenal played an important match. Add those lies to the unproven accusations about Anders Frisk, about Frank Rijkaard being in the referee's dressing room and there's a history of tall tales coming out of Stamford Bridge. Why should we believe a word they say about William Gallas? I don't think there's much more to say and hopefully this whole thing can be put to bed now. There's little else going on. The only other story is that instead of wearing the number 3 shirt as announced Gallas will wear number 10 this season. Some people seem to think that's disrespectful to Dennis Bergkamp but I don't buy it. The idea of retiring shirt number is a nonsense, if you ask me, and Dennis will always be remembered as a great player who wore number 10. The fact that someone else is wearing number 10 this season does not besmirch his legacy in any way. And that's that. Till tomorrow, chums.]]>
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Internationals - Gallas - Hill-Wood - Pubs http://arseblog.net/2006/09/07/internationals-gallas-hill-wood-pubs/ Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:49:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=157 Theo Walcott scored a cracker for England's U21s and Cesc found himself on the wrong end of the night's more surprising result as Norn Iron beat Spain 3-2. No injuries as far as I know so fingers crossed we won't hear anything later on. No doubt I've missed something or somebody but never mind. Update: Djourou got injured it seems. An instant debut for Gallas then. William Gallas also played for France last night and afterwards he refused to be drawn on the controversy with Chelsea saying only that he was looking forward to coming back to London and to begin training with Arsenal. Meanwhile Chairman Peter Hill-Wood showed the difference between our club and theirs. Commenting on the statement made by the Russians, he said:
I have no idea why Chelsea issued that statement. That is something you will have to ask them. It’s certainly not something I or anyone at Arsenal would have done. I really think it’s best just to leave the matter alone.
Quite right too. The whole sorry mess needs to be forgotten as quickly as possible. Everyone knows what Chelsea are like already. What's the point in hammering it home further? However, the Mirror are reporting that Chelsea are sniffing around after Nicklas Bendtner, currently on loan at Birmingham. They say that Chelsea's sporting director, Frank Arseandmen (former Sp*rs man) who is Danish as well, has his beady little eyes on the promising striker. Bendtner was in Iceland last night but didn't play. My Icelandic sources though had a few words with the man himself and he's determined to come back to Arsenal in January to fight for his place in the side and is confident of doing so. He's also very happy with the new signings we've made. He's certainly one to keep an eye on and both he and Lupoli have started their loan spells much more promisingly than other players we've sent out in the past. Two small things to finish off. Firstly, the Toffs promotion that has been running has now been extended so you can get 10% off any Arsenal shirt when you order through Arseblog. Click here for full details. Secondly, can any Dubs please let me know where it might be possible to see the Arsenal game this weekend? Which pubs, on the southside, have got the dodgy satellites or Scandi Canal+? Answers in the arses or via email. Thanks!]]>
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Boro preview, Ashley Cole talks crap http://arseblog.net/2006/09/08/boro-preview-ashley-cole-talks-crap/ Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:28:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=158 Cuntley Cunt was presented at Chelsea yesterday and he continued his spoofing by telling everyone he went there for footballing reasons and not money. Given the fact his dispute with Arsenal was triggered by him and his agent quibbling over £5,000 a week it's hard to believe a word he says. He says he turned down Real Madrid to join Chelsea and just to show how much faith we can have in what Cuntley says, here's a quote from the infamous NOTW interview with the 'I wouldn't stay for £200,000 a week'. "I won't sign for another Premiership club because I can't imagine myself playing against Arsenal. I would only want to play abroad." So you didn't move for money, Osama Bin Laden loves Americans and Phil Collins is a truly talented and gifted performer. It's strange to see him in another shirt, I have to say, but it'll be nice to see young Theo skin him to set up the winner at Stamford Bridge. Thanks to Fem for the picture above. And that's about it. Thanks to everyone for their replies about where to watch tomorrow's game in Dublin, hopefully I'll find somewhere half decent. There'll no doubt be more team news as the day goes on so keep an eye on the news feeds. Oh, and next week I'll be making some changes to the mailing list so keep an eye out for that.]]> 158 2006-09-08 09:28:16 2006-09-08 07:28:16 closed open boro-preview-ashley-cole-talks-crap publish 0 0 post 0 53 http://thecannon.wordpress.com/2006/09/08/all-talk-is-of-the-title/ 72.232.101.30 2006-09-08 12:05:47 2006-09-08 10:05:47 1 pingback 0 0 AW's press conferences always interesting http://arseblog.net/2006/09/09/aws-press-conferences-always-interesting/ Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:03:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=159 about Ashley Cole while Cole said he 'forgives' Arsenal for what happened. That's a bit like fucking your brother's wife then forgiving him for having such a pretty wife. And he's a Chelsea fan now too. That poor boy just totally ruined his life. Another ex-Gunner, José Antonio Reyes, says not being picked for the Champions League final was a big reason why he wanted to leave Arsenal. He's right that he did play a full part in qualifying for Paris but I suspect one incident in particular swayed Arsene Wenger against playing him ahead of Pires. It was during the semi-final at Villarreal. Close to the end of the first half and we were under some serious pressure. Reyes took the ball on the edge of our box, ran with it about 15 yards, got tackled and gave possession back to them. Instead of getting up and chasing back he rolled around on the ground as if he was injured. Then he had to go off the pitch to get treatment he didn't need from Gary Lewin leaving us still under serious pressure and down to ten men for no good reason. That he didn't play in the final must have hurt. That's understandable but to my mind it was all his own fault. The boss also spoke about new Brazilian, Denilson, and said he had everything required to be successful in central midfield. I'd imagine we'll see him in the Carling Cup. Today's team against Boro sees Djourou fit so William Gallas, who AW thought was going to go to AC Milan, will make his debut at left back and he's happy to do so. Theo Walcott is rested though despite a very impressive goal in midweek for England U21s. Apart from Lauren, Senderos, Clichy and Diaby everyone is fit and available and just looking at it now when those 4 come back it really does add some depth, talent and experience to our squad. I'm going into Frazer's on O'Connell Street to watch it. Come on the Arsenal.]]> 159 2006-09-09 11:03:59 2006-09-09 09:03:59 closed open aws-press-conferences-always-interesting publish 0 0 post 0 Another two points dropped but no time to panic http://arseblog.net/2006/09/10/another-two-points-dropped-but-no-time-to-panic/ Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:10:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=160 I am concerned because, with the amount of possession we have, we do not win the games. It may be the worst start we have had in the Premiership, but never have I had the feeling that there was so much potential in the team to do much better. I agree with him entirely and despite the poor start to the season I'm not too worried. We're playing pretty well and creating chances but it's in and around the box where we're lacking sharpness and that will come with training and games. Remember that the players have been away for the best part of two weeks and I think once we click we'll be good. It is frustrating though because we've had three very winnable games to kick off our season and we've only picked up 2 points out of 9. Still though, it could be worse. We might have lost three out of four or just gotten tanked by our closest rivals. Small comfort but comfort nonetheless.]]> 160 2006-09-10 10:10:24 2006-09-10 08:10:24 closed open another-two-points-dropped-but-no-time-to-panic publish 0 0 post 0 This a public announcement: "Could I please shut up?!" http://arseblog.net/2006/09/11/this-a-public-announcement-could-i-please-shut-up/ Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:37:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=161 furious about the stadium announcer's constant ..erm.. announcing during the game, saying:
I think he has to respect people and not talk too much. We are not on the radio here. There are people who want to watch a football game without a debate going on. It's really disturbing. I don't know if it puts the players off but for people watching it's disturbing. Nobody is interested in what he says.
It's good that the manager has addressed this and although the new stadium has been an intricately thought out project there are bound to be issues which nobody has foreseen. East Lower mentioned the difficulty of half-time refreshments and he's not the only one to have said it. Perhaps the club needs to meet with fans groups in a few months time and take on board their concerns or suggestions in order to make things better. Top of the list must surely be to do something about the bare concrete that runs around the various tiers of the stadium. Even a bit of magnolia paint would make it look better but surely painting them white with a red border at the top and the bottom would make it look properly Arsenal. Over to you RedAction. Thierry Henry says playing at the new stadium is weird but he's happy that we're creating chances but not so happy that we're not taking them. And that's that. We've got Hamburg away this week and I'll talk about that tomorrow, I'd imagine. Until then...]]>
161 2006-09-11 10:37:16 2006-09-11 08:37:16 closed open this-a-public-announcement-could-i-please-shut-up publish 0 0 post 0 54 http://www.afc4life.co.uk/2006/09/12/ashley-cole-slams-arsenal-and-now-chelski/ 212.227.119.53 2006-09-12 11:03:55 2006-09-12 09:03:55 1 pingback 0 0
Baptista, Senderos, AW and a 40 foot container http://arseblog.net/2006/09/12/baptista-senderos-aw-and-a-40-foot-container/ Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:11:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=162 Julio Baptista has revealed he plays the Brazilian ukelele and he's going to jam with Gilberto who plays the mandolin. Maybe Denilson can join in with a banjo or something and they could do the half time entertainment. Swiss coach Kubi Kohn has praised Philippe Senderos and he expects him to make more progress this season at what he feels is the best club he could be at. He says:
Philippe Senderos is an exceptional player and an exceptional character. Despite his young age, he is already a leader who is afraid of nothing. But he is a very humble person with a lot of charisma.
I think we've really missed him this season. Djourou has done very well but Senderos is a leader and an organiser and we've missed a bit of that up to now. Arsene Wenger is keen to get his players back on the training ground after the recent disruption caused by the internationals. He's looking for a good win against Hamburg tomorrow night to give us the kick start we need ahead of Sunday's game against United which for us, even so early in the season, is, if not a must win, certainly a must not lose. Our very young reserve team came from 2-0 down to draw 2-2 with Sp*rs last night. Fran Merdida was the man of the match, setting up a goal for Nacer Barazite and scoring a cracking free kick. More Catalan youngsters please, they seem to be quite good. And that's that. I must await my container and try and figure out where the hell I'm going to put everything in an already furnished house. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Hamburg preview - 8 more years of Cesc http://arseblog.net/2006/09/13/hamburg-preview-8-more-years-of-cesc/ Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:38:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=163 The boss isn't too worried about it though as he feels the young players have more experience now and we've added some ready made experience in Gallas and Baptista. He says we need more patience and to find the right balance between attack and defence. Well, to be fair the balance between attack and defence has been stacked in our favour in our three league games this season it's just that we can't score and seem to concede bad goals. So my point is .. erm .. we need to score more goals than them. Hurrah! A career as a TV pundit awaits. I fancy us to get the three points tonight and I'm very interested to see what kind of team the boss picks. Could Walcott start? Will Adebayor play up front with van Persie or will Baptista get a run out there? Surely Rosicky will start ahead of Ljungberg. It should be fun. Jens Lehmann returns home and he's not worried about making a new clean sheets record, only that we win the game. Good news about Cesc yesterday as it was revealed he's on the verge of signing a new 8 year deal with the club. Arsene Wenger said:
It is a reward for us because we brought him over at 16 years of age. It is a wonderful commitment from him.
While Cesc said:
Everything in my new contract is agreed and I will sign it next week. Seeing how much Arsenal have helped me to improve as a player shows how pleased they are with my progression. It gives me the confidence to continue under Arsene Wenger, who is one of the most important people I have come across in my career.
Really fantastic news and you'd have to suggest anyone who might write him off as a featherweight is a clueless cunt. His best years are certainly ahead of him and it's fantastic that they're going to be at Arsenal. Finally, if any Dublin Arsebloggers fancy a pint tonight there'll be a group of us going to watch the match in the Westmoreland, which I can only assume is on Westmoreland Street. See you there, maybe. Until tomorrow's exciting and always on-air Arseblog (more than 850,000 unique visitors this year and still broadcasting without interruption!).]]>
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Three points good, performance so-so http://arseblog.net/2006/09/14/three-points-good-performance-so-so/ Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:31:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=164 Early in the first half we moved the ball around nicely, it came to Robin van Persie and he went around the keeper, knocked the ball too far and was falling over before the keeper made the tiny amount of contact he made with his foot. An extremely soft penalty and a very harsh red card, in my opinion. Roles reversed and Jens with a red we'd all be spewing this morning. Still, Gilberto smacked the penalty away to put us 1-o up. Worryingly ahead of Sunday we lost Kolo Toure who was replaced by Jusitn Hoyte. He went to left back and Gallas moved into the middle. In the second half then 10 men could have had an equaliser but their player stuck a decent chance wide. Then we went 2-0 up with Tomas Rosicky's first goal for the club. And what a goal. He took possession about 30 yards out, nudged it inside then buried it in the top corner. A brilliant goal. See what happens when you shoot now and again? I hope the boss makes them all watch that goal again. And again. Adebayor then, unsurprisingly, missed a good chance and Gilberto was left unmarked to power a header wide from 6 yards out. Hamburg had a goal disallowed for offside then in the last minute they scored. Justin Hoyte went to sleep and then didn't track his man back into the box allowing them to score a simple tap in. No question that we deserved the win but conceding these soft goals is becoming a bit of a habit now and it's a worry. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was pleased to get the three points and has aims of winning the tournament but Gilberto sees room for improvement, saying:
We controlled the game quite well but we lost a bit of concentration. The game seems to be easy but then we missed concentration at the end and conceded a goal to them. This is the kind of thing we need to be concerned about.
There are other things we need to be concerned about too. Again Emmanuel Eboue's final ball was atrocious. Does he see Arsenal shirts in the stand behind the goal and pass it to them? Justin Hoyte also remains unconvincing at left back and I think Wenger made the wrong substitution taking van Persie off and leaving Adebayor on. Maybe he had Sunday in mind but I think the Togonian really has a lot to prove still. On the plus side I thought Rosicky looked very good, Gallas and Djourou comfortable at the back and at the end of the day three points is three points and it was important to win to gain some confidence ahead of Sunday's game against United. The Dublin meet up of Arsebloggers was a resounding success. There were three of us. Well, four if you count the fact that one of them brought his Man United supporting brother. We also met Anto and his mate whose name I can't remember but I think it's GT. Anto couldn't believe he was meeting the famous DublinGooner. He just has this aura about him, doesn't he? It might have been my fault there were so few though. I came into the bar and sat down in front of the only TV I could see thinking I was a great man for getting good seats. Just before the game started I went downstairs to use the loo and found a whole other room packed full of Arsenal fans. Doh! Oh well, next time. Nothing else to report so it only remains for me to say *boilk*]]>
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Players talk, fitness worries, takeover talk http://arseblog.net/2006/09/15/players-talk-fitness-worries-takeover-talk/ Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:06:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=165 didn't dive against Hamburg and that he feels diving is bad for the game. I agree with him 50%. Diving is bad for the game but I feel he took a tumble and the contact that was made happened when he was already falling. Still, water under the bridge now. He also hit back at claims from HWMNBNBHIAPLCC® (He who must not be named because he is a poxy little Chelsea cunt) that Arsenal have no team spirit. He said:
All that stuff questioning our spirit and commitment, I think it’s a load of nonsense. Six months ago Arsenal reached the Champions League final and you definitely don’t do that without spirit.
The boy makes a good point. I do like him a lot, I have to say. Sadly it looks like both he and Thierry Henry could be doubts ahead of Sunday's game with Old Trafford. Kolo Toure is fit though, which is good news. Tomas Rosicky is not scared about going to Manchester. He's well aware of the intensity of the games but says he will never jump out of a tackle even though he's only 3'6". He also says he'd love to have played alongside Robert Pires. What? Are you expecting me to make some joke about jumping out of tackles? Pfff, as if... Cesc reckons the midfield will be the key area of the game and he suggests United could regret not signing Marcos Senna. Meanwhile football's most hideous cunt, Didier Drogba, says the departure of William Gallas is a 'massive loss' to Chelsea wilst Liam Brady is hoping things go wrong at Chelsea this season because of the way they have behaved over the last few years. He says:
I am hoping strongly that they lose a couple of games and there is a crisis because they’ve really upset a lot of people over the last three years, Jose Mourinho in particular.
I love you, LB7. The Sun reports that Arsenal could be taken over by a group of Russians having put a £350m price tag on the club. It seems to be all speculative crap at the moment although there have been rumours for a long time now that a very prominent board member has wantedd to sell his shares in the club. For so many reasons I hope it doesn't happen and I don't think you need me to spell them out for you but it is a worrying trend that so many clubs are now being targetted and bought out by random billionaires. There may come a time when we just have no choice to keep up with the Jonses or the Vladimirs or Borises. That will be a sad day if it ever happens. Update: Arsenal have released a statement denying any talks about or plans for a takeover. Anyway, there are more important things to worry about at the moment. Three points at Old Trafford being top of the list. Till tomorrow.]]>
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United preview, Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/09/16/united-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:50:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=166 10-15% chance of playing according to Arsene Wenger. Robin van Persie was due to have a scan yesterday on an injured hip so we should hear something about him today. Should they both miss out the manager lists his options up front as Adebayor, Baptista and Walcott. With United having started the season perfectly it's vital we don't lose this one and realistically 3 points are the order of the day. AW says we're going there to win while Demento says Arsenal are in a period of transition having lost so many experienced players. I was listening to the radio last night and all the pundits have us totally written off for this one. We're going as serious underdogs which might just suit us. Certainly it's too early to say the game is make or break but to give a team like United a 13 point lead so early would be bad news however many games there are left. As the boss says if we win and win our game in hand their lead would be four points. Much nicer to look at. Here's hoping. In other news José Antonio Reyes has blasted HWMNBNBHIAPLCC® for saying the spirit was bad in the Arsenal dressing room. The Spaniard said:
He is just trying to cause trouble. There was a good atmosphere in the Arsenal dressing room no matter what he says.
Good for him. Meanwhile William Gallas has been speaking about how happy he is at Arsenal and how much he loves the way we play football which, I suppose, could be construed as another sly dig at his former employers. He also speaks about how he has no problem playing at left back until Gael Clichy is fit. That'll be November 2009 then... Johann Djourou in the Independent. He seems like a very level headed young man. And he's a monster too. Finally it was good to see Arsenal so quickly reject the press reports linking to the club to a take over by a billionaire looking for a club to launder his money through use as a plaything. Arsene Wenger believes the club should retain an English identity off the pitch if not always on it. He says:
Arsenal is owned by Englishmen and they are fans of the club first and I find that reassuring. It’s important for English clubs to continue to have English values. It should not just be a matter of who spends more but how we behave and how we achieve it.
And quite right he is too. I know Chelsea have fantastic players and a great manager and they've deserved the two titles they've won but you cannot argue with the fact that it would not have happened without Abramovich's billions creating a false economy. We saw it on a smaller scale with Jack Walker's Blackburn in the mid-90s but the difference was Walker was a Blackburn fan and put his money into a club he loved from the time he was in short pants. Now we have Chelsea bought by a Russian, United by an American leprechaun, Villa by an American, West Ham on the verge of being sold to an Iranian and the trend is worrying. As I said yesterday I hope that Arsneal will never have to sell out in order to compete but who knows what will happen in the next 10 years. Anyway, that's enough of that. Have a good Saturday. Talk to you all tomorrow.]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/09/17/sunday-round-up-12/ Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:05:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=167 You never win the championship if you lose against Man United, Chelsea and Liverpool. You can forget it. True words and our record against United has been particularly poor in recent games. Time for that to change, please. Today's game, result and performance, will tell us a lot about this team and this squad. A quick round up of the Sunday papers for you now. Thierry Henry tells the News of the World the young players need to step up and do their bit because he can't do it all. Gilberto says we have to kill United today. Sounds reasonable. William Gallas seems to be very happy with his move to Arsenal because he can't stop talking about it. This time it's the Telegraph and he sings the praises of the youngsters he's been training with calling them 'fantastic' and 'unbelievable'. He's also confident ahead of today's game saying:
I just feel we will get the victory
Hurrah. I have a strange feeling about today too. I think we're going to get a result. Or it could be last night's bbqed ribs repeating on me. Come on you goooooooooners. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Great performance and 3 points put us back on track http://arseblog.net/2006/09/18/great-performance-and-3-points-put-us-back-on-track/ Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:04:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=168 Performance wise I think we'd have taken a 0-0 heading into the last ten minutes. There was a lot to be encouraged about and if we didn't win at least it looked as if we weren't going to lose. Then Cesc robbed Cristiano Ronaldo in midfield, took it forward, got a lucky break, sold a defender a dummy and slipped a beautifully weighted ball for Adebayor to poke it home under the keeper. In my opinion Cesc hadn't had his best game for us by a long shot but there's nobody else in the team who could have made that pass. As much as you leave on a star striker in the hope he'll score a goal from nothing you have to leave on the midfielder who can create a goal from nothing. Adebayor certainly deserved the goal too. He ran his socks off, won a penalty and had a number of efforts on goal including a header cleared off the line, a powerful shot not too far over and one fairly tame effort in the second half when he might have done better but he got his reward in the end. Although United had some chances I thought we were better than them all over the pitch. At the back we were excellent but Eboue does need to work on his positioning. We got caught once or twice because of him and Jens Lehmann's save with his face from Ronaldo came about because of that. Kolo in particular was so strong and so committed. I love watching him, he just has this 'I will not be beaten' look to his face at times. He's steadily becoming one of the best centre halves in the world. In midfield we had way too much for them. I thought Hleb was very good and I'd have taken the quieter Freddie off instead of him. Gilberto's passing wasn't great but that's not why he's in the team. Defensively he was brilliant, mopping up, shielding the defence and he was unlucky to slip while taking the penalty. Cesc, as I said above, wasn't quite up to his usual high standards but nonetheless he was vital to the win and Rosicky looks like such a clever, energetic player, willing to shoot and he loves to get forward. He could be the perfect replacement for Pires. Baptista came on late and he looks big, direct and powerful and he had one excellent shot flash just wide. I've already spoken about Adebayor so it's only Jens that we need to talk about. I have to say he is without a doubt my favourite ever Arsenal goalkeeper. He made a couple of good stops in the first half, including Ronaldo's rocket which knocked him senseless, but he commanded his area and provided the assurance that any defence needs. Then after we'd gone one up he made one of the best saves I have ever seen from Solskjaer's shot. It came through a sea of legs and was heading for the bottom corner but he got fingertips to it to push it wide when I was just waiting for the net to bulge. A really awesome save, you just had to see Solksjaer's look of disbelief afterwards. He made another good stop from Wes Brown not long afterwards. He's a legend. Arsene Wenger - Cesc FabregasOverall a fantastic team performance and just what we needed. Defeat really was unthinkable and this will instill the belief in the team that they can go and get big results away from home. It almost feels like we've broken down a bit of a barrier or some kind of mental block. I shudder to think about what a loss would have done and I didn't want to speak about it on the blog for fear of jinxing us but I think everybody at the club knew how important three points were and that was reflected in the performance. If anyone has doubts about the spirit in the dressing room then they have surely been dispelled now because that was not eleven individuals out there, it was a proper team fighting for each other. It was great to see. On the back of the Champions League win we're building some momentum and momentum is good. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said the aim of the team was to win the title. He said:
I believe in my team and I believe we have a chance to win the championship. I don't feel we are in transition. We are very ambitious. We want to win the championship and I believe we can. This has to be my best win over United at Old Trafford and one that sends out the right signals to everyone
And goalscorer Adebayor felt the win would lift the confidence of the team, saying:
We were looking forward to our first win. We are happy and the confidence is coming back. We showed we have a good team.
I liked his interview I have to say. He came across very well in it, his nod to Henry and van Persie was nice and it was funny the way he was asked a question then just spoke at about 150 miles per hour until he felt he'd said enough then stopped, heh. It is funny what a difference a good result like that can make. I think most of us had questions about the team based on the first three games of the season and while it would be foolish to say one win makes everything all right it certainly puts a nice shine on things and they've shown us what they're capable of. It's good to write a blog like this one rather than trying to analyse where things have gone wrong or how unlucky we've been. A nice way to start the week, eh?!]]>
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Lehmann probe needs to be put in context http://arseblog.net/2006/09/19/lehmann-probe-needs-to-be-put-in-context/ Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:16:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=169 Arsene Wenger has blamed the World Cup for our slow start to the season saying that last week was the first full week he's had with the players. He calls the international schedule 'crazy' and he's right. We had 16 players in Germany, I think, and only Chelsea had anything near that. Then less than 6 weeks after the end of the tournament there's a two week gap in the league schedule for Euoe qualifiers. A load of dingo poo, if you ask me. The main problem is all the no-mark teams in the qualifying groups. They should all be put into a group of their own and made fight to the death. With pointy sticks. Jens Lehmann could face a police probe after allegedly throwing his water bottle into the crowd the other day. It seems rather harsh to put something up his arse for something so trivial but that's the Great Manchester police for you. To put it in perspective here's an extract from an email I got yesterday. I hope the sender doesn't mind me publishing (please let me know if it's a problem and I'll remove it):
Yesterday I was sat (courtesy of a United contact with season tickets) at pitch level three rows from the front directly, on the edge of the 18-yard box where Jens kept the ball in the first half. The abuse the poor lad got throughout the game was horrible and sickening. I know we all take this piss, but it started at a level of ‘fucking cheating Nazi cunt' and when he was recovering from the ball in the face they were accusing him of gassing Jews and shagging the corpses. Throw his water bottle into the crowd? He should have pissed on them. The intensity of the pure naked hate was frightening.
It will be interesting to see what the police make of it once Jens has his say. Sky Sports has an article about Eric Adibal saying Arsenal want him. You can ignore that because he's completely crap but scroll down for some interesting quotes from Julio Baptista. The Mirror links us with Southampton's wonderkid left back Gareth Bale saying a £4m deal could be done in January after a deadline day approach was rebuffed. An English left back though? They're nothing but trouble. Good job Bale is Welsh! France coach Raymond Domenech says he can't believe Chelsea sold William Gallas, calling him the best defender in the world. And there you. Had my first game with my new team here last night. I blame our narrow defeat on all the players we had watching the World Cup.]]>
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Baptista - Freddie - Bungs - where is Leopold? http://arseblog.net/2006/09/20/baptista-freddie-bungs-where-is-leopold/ Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:25:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=170 Julio is a very good player who is versatile and can play in different positions — and that will be good for us. But he has not played a lot of football and needs to be sharper and get some match-fitness before he is ready to start games. It will be very interesting to see him properly fit because if he can waltz through United's defence at his current level then what's he going to be like when he's gotten himself match fit? Freddie Ljungberg says our win against United has put us back on track and shown everyone how good we are. It would be nice to see him back amongst the goals. There's no doubting his work rate but it's worrying to think the string of injuries he's had have lessened his effectiveness. If he can stay injury free I'm sure he can make a contribution this season. There'll be lots of talk this morning about last night's BBC programme about football managers and bungs. Our old chum Walrus Face seems to have been implicated more than anyone else so we'll have to wait and see what comes out of it. Probably nothing, knowing the FA. I didn't see it but it should be available to view via the BBC website later today. I did mention last week that I might be making some changes to the mailing list. Those are still in the pieline but because of restrictions about sending schedules nothing will change for the time being. I have also been trying to track down Leopold but without too much success. When I ring his house the answering machine says he's moving house but it's nothing to do with him not paying his bills or anything like that. Hopefully we'll hear from him soon. Hasta mañana, amigos.]]> 170 2006-09-20 09:25:56 2006-09-20 07:25:56 closed open baptista-freddie-bungs-where-is-leopold publish 0 0 post 0 New stadium, old stadium http://arseblog.net/2006/09/21/new-stadium-old-stadium/ Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:22:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=171 Peter Hill-Wood said:
2005/06 has been a very busy and historic year for the Arsenal Group. On the field, Arsenal reached the final of the UEFA Champions League and has again qualified for the group phase of the 2006/07 Champions League. With the opening of Emirates Stadium, Arsenal is starting a new chapter in its history and we look forward to it being as memorable and successful as the 93 years the Club spent at Highbury.
And Manging director Keith Edelman was quick to assure everyone that although the debt has increased this is expected, manageable and will not affect Arsene Wenger's transfer budget, saying:
We are very strong financially and have a lot of firepower if the manager wants to purchase players. We ended the year with £36million of cash in the bank. We have lowered our debt repayments substantially. It is a good deal for the club and it means we have more money to invest in players and team development.
So it's all good then. The increased revenue from the new stadium would be even higher if they could manage to sell burgers and drinks at the same time. So we're all happy in our new home. But what about the old place? It's looking a bit sad at the moment as deconstruction begins ahead of its redevelopment. Thanks to 'The gooner' for the pic below. It's a bit sad, eh? Highbury - September 2006 In other news the reserves beat Portsmouth reserves 2-0 with both goals coming from Jeremie Aliadiere. New Brazilian Denilson played some part in the game and will no doubt have been given a nice easy introduction into English football. And that's that.]]>
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Ten years of Wenger, Rio rebuffed http://arseblog.net/2006/09/22/ten-years-of-wenger-rio-rebuffed/ Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:42:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=172 Thierry Henry has been speaking about the impact he's made on the club. He says:
The way he sees the game and the way he wants his players to play. He is unique. It's like when you used to see Ajax, they had this tradition of passing the ball and that's what Arsene has brought here.
There's no question the perception of the club, well at least our football, has changed under Wenger's reign. A chant that was the opposition's favourite was taken over by our fans and we chanted 'Boring, boring Arsenal' while taking another team to the cleaners. I know I'm biased but I think the football we played during our unbeaten season and a little before and after was probably the best club football I have ever witnessed. Big players have come and gone and he's now building what has the potential to be another great side. Sure, there have been teething problems and as frustrating as some of it has been you have to admire his principles. He wanted to go with youth, he went with youth. This season will tell us a lot but there's no question these have been the ten most consistently successful years of Arsenal Football Club. Team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Sheffield United sees the return of Thierry and more than likely Robin van Persie too. Theo Walcott looks set to miss out because of a shoulder injury he picked up in the reserves. Also close to a return is Philippe Senderos who knows he's going to have to fight for his place with Johann Djourou playing so well and the arrival of William Gallas. He says:
I expect to get the green light to resume training next week. It has been a test of my mental strength but I will come back stronger than ever. Now it's down to me to win my place back in the Arsenal defence.
You really can't fault his attitude and the return of him, Clichy and Lauren will provide the competition for places amongst the defence that is vital. The Sun has this week been serialising Rio Ferdinand's biography. It is, as you would imagine, completely shite. On Tuesday he talked about that sex tape he made with Fat Frank and Kieron Dyer while on holiday in Cyprus and spoke about all the 'birds' that love footballers and the 'birds' that he knows and 'birds' this and 'birds' that. He's a classy bloke. Well, today he says this about Robert Pires when discussing the rivalry between Arsenal and United:
Robert Pires is a bit of diver and if someone gives him a proper hard tackle he starts crying.
Now, although I think Pires' reputation as a diver is somewhat exaggerated, I can understand why people talk about it. However, it's a bit fucking rich coming from a player who played with Ruud van Nistelrooy for years. He was the biggest bitch of them all. Falling, cheating, moaning, crying and leaping through the air like a common salmon. Just though that needed to be said. Not sure where to watch tomorrow's game. I'm half thinking Frazers again. Is anyone else going? I'd feel safer. Let me know in the arses. Cheers!]]>
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Arsene is no medallion man http://arseblog.net/2006/09/23/arsene-is-no-medallion-man/ Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:23:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=174 Thierry Henry and Robin van Persie are both fit and are named in the squad. Otherwise there are no surprises. I'd imagine we'll revert to a 4-4-2 with one of Hleb or Ljungberg dropping to the bench. While everyone else is talking about his 10 years in charge Arsene Wenger isn't bothered at all saying he's only interested in the next match. He also says he has no memorabilia in his house and he gives away all his medals to various members of his family. He also said he might end up in Africa after his career has finished, saying:
I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had.
While our boss is far too humble to shout what really is a great achievement from the rooftops it's up to others to give him the praise he deserves. Funnily enough it's today's opponent, Neil Warnock, a man truly gifted at winding people up the wrong way who has this to say:

Out of all the managers, he's improved us all as managers and players. I'm not into a lot of the foreigners, but when you look at the top end - with Wenger, Mourinho and Benitez - they are quality. We can all learn from them, and from Arsene in particular. He brought in things like dieticians and nutritionists and all of that stuff and extended players' careers by five or six years. The whole scenario has changed and it's all down to Wenger.

Nice words, that doesn't stop me hoping we knock a hatful past his team today though.

The boss also spoke about the BBC Panorama programme about bungs in football saying he's done 150 transfers and never been offered a bung. I suppose after Gorgeous George the last club any agent would try and do that to is Arsenal.

And that's it. Sadly I'm not going to be able to make it into the Celtic infested pit that is Frazers today. Sorry, chaps. Another time.

Let's hope we get this home hoodoo behind us and pick up three points at the Grove for the first time.

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Tres bien, Thierry. http://arseblog.net/2006/09/24/tres-bien-thierry/ Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:02:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=175 And so it proved. He made the first when he clipped a little ball through for the onrushing Cesc whose touch set it up perfectly for William Gallas to volley home his first Arsenal goal. Less than 5 minutes later he went into the box, knocked it past a couple of defenders and crossed it for Phil Jagielka to score his first Arsenal own goal. And with ten minutes to go he made it 3-0 himself nodding home Manu Eboue's pinpoint cross, the sort of ball that if he could produce on a regular basis would improve his game a huge amount. While the manager might well have been right to take Henry off yesterday his faith in him was repaid and it'll do the captain the world of good to have contributed so much and scored a good goal. . Afterwards Arsene Wenger admitted the team were nervous but that the win came from an improved second half performance. He said:
I feel that we kept our nerve, and that despite the fact that we did not play very well in the last 20 minutes of the first half, we came back with more quicker passing, more determination - as as well quicker defending. When we lost the ball we put them under pressure - what we didn't do enough in the first half.
Of course after just 2 home games it was a little early to be talking about a 'hoodoo' but everyone will be glad to have gotten the first win at the new stadium. And it's really not a game that deserves much more analysis. In a quick round up of the Sunday papers, which seem to be fairly free of rubbish transfer stories (the one good thing about the transfer windows), you can find an interview with Theo Walcott in the Sunday Times. I haven't read it yet, it can wait till I get the papers and cook breakfast. And that's about that. A Champions League week ahead. More on that Monday and Tuesday. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.]]>
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Henry wants to win, Gallas is a winner http://arseblog.net/2006/09/25/henry-wants-to-win-gallas-is-a-winner/ Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:12:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=176 Thierry Henry has been speaking about the club's European ambitions and that revealed that they want to go one better than last season for the manager. He says:
The Champions League is the last thing left. The desire here this season is amazing. We all want it very much and I would like the players to buy him something to celebrate 10 years. Maybe the Champions League and title will do?
It would certainly beat a pair of Argyle socks and a box of fudge. In previous seasons you always felt there was, for some reason, a lack of belief in Europe and with the greatest of respect we had better teams that didn't go as far as the team last season. Now that they've gotten over that little block there's no reason why we can't do what we did last season again. William Gallas is fast becoming a favourite after his move from Cuntski and Arsene Wenger has hailed him as a 'winner', saying:
He has the mentality of a winner, to produce it when it's needed, no more than that.
His performances since he joined have been top class and I wonder if Arsene Wenger sees him at left back for the future. With Kolo, Djourou and Senderos we've got quality options in the middle of the defence and although it's not his natural or best position he's by far the best option we have on the left. Obviously a fully fit Gael Clichy would give the manager something to think about but a fully fit Gael Clichy is not something we've seen for a long time and even if he does get fit he's got some way to go to convince people he can stay fit. Meanwhile Gallas himself has been talking about how he has to move house because he's got a 90 minute drive up the M25 each day to get to training. He also says every time his parents come to see him he scores. Sadly they live in Guadeloupe which is just a little more than a 90 minute drive up the M25. Julio Baptista has said again he wants to stay at Arsenal long term and not just for the loan period. With José Antonio Reyes having taken David Beckham's starting position on the right for Real Madrid it looks good for him there and they won't be sending him back at the end of the season. And that's about the size of it. Team news and a preview of the Porto game tomorrow.]]>
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Porto preview - Arsenal shares moving http://arseblog.net/2006/09/26/porto-preview-arsenal-shares-moving/ Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:30:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=177 the boss is expecting a tricky tie while Cesc is worried that they'll come and play negatively. I'd be more worried about the gamesmanship but perhaps Porto have improved since Mourinho left. Under him they were without doubt the biggest bunch of divers, timewasters and spoofers I think I've ever seen. Arsene spoke yesterday about how the defeat in the final in Paris is still something they think about and when you come that close I suppose that's normal. It's a measure of the man though that he says he would still want more if he won it three times running. Here's hoping this season is the first then! Kolo Toure believes there's a strong team ethic at the club and that will help us be successful. He says:
We are a team which wants to go forwards as a team and all try to help each other on the pitch and off it as well. We have shown we have good spirit in the team, are doing very well and so we need to keep that going.
In the absence of what you might call a typical leader on the pitch the team ethic is vital but while he might not be the most vocal of players Kolo certainly sets the right example to everyone else. He reminds me of Cannavaro with his unwillingness to be beaten to any header, any tackle, whether we're 3-0 up or 2-0 down. I'm not sure how anyone could fail to give 100% when playing alongside someone who gives everything in every game. Julio Baptista could figure tonight and Arsene Wenger reckons once he gets going he's going to be hard to stop. Some people have suggested he might be a bit overweight but the manager says otherwise:
He is massive and he looks like a boxer. When you see his body, he does not have fat at all. He is muscular and is in the gym every day. It is more adaptation to the pace of the game and the movement here - intelligence wise he has no problem, quality wise he is a big player. Once he is running with the ball, you just feel this guy cannot be stopped.
He's like the Jonah Lomu of football. And even though he's being blooded slowly he doesn't mind, saying:
Nothing in my contract says I have to be in the team. When I am on the bench I’m ready and prepared to give everything on the pitch as soon as I get the order.
Good man, Julio. I fancy him to get a goal tonight. The Times reports that there's been some mysterious movement of Arsenal shares over the last week with some people who nobody knows buying up chunks of shares large enough to be noticed but small enough to keep themselves under the radar. I have to come clean, it was me. I'm plotting a coup but don't tell anyone. I'm going to buy David Dein like Iranians buy Argentinian players and set him to work in the concession stands just like the Iranians make Argentinian players play for a club they don't want to be at. Viva la revolución! Until tomorrow when I shall be sporting a post-birthday hangover. Probably.]]>
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3 points, 2 goals, 1 great cross http://arseblog.net/2006/09/27/3-points-2-goals-1-great-cross/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:16:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=178 Now, I've been critical of Emmanuel Eboue's crossing this season but I take my hat off to the lad today. According to Thierry he's been working hard on it in training and it shows. He whipped in a in beautiful ball for Henry to nod home his 50th European goal for Arsenal and his second header in a matter of days as it was almost a carbon copy of his goal against Sheffield United. What was so frustrating about Eboue's early season habit of booting it into the crowd was the fact you knew he could do better so fair play to him for putting that right. Early in the second half Alexander Hleb took a shot instead of looking for another pass (something noted by Arsene) or trying to play someone else in and made it 2-0 to Arsenal. I like Hleb, I have to say, and I think he's going to be a big player for us this season. With him and Rosicky on the flanks we've got pace, skill and hard work. Rosicky looks a class act, he doesn't give up on lost causes, gets stuck in (bullshit decision from the ref to give him a yellow for a great tackle last night - did anyone else see the ref push one of our players in the chest?) and he can shoot from distance. Overall we deserved the win and we're now building up a nice bit of momentum with 4 wins on the trot and only one goal conceded to the eight we've scored. The only negative from last night was the impressive William Gallas picking up a hamstring strain that could keep him out for three weeks. With Johann Djourou picking up an injury in the warm up and Senderos still out we have to hope it's not too serious. I'm not sure how Justin Hoyte did last night but post match AW said he was pleased with his performance. Last word on last night to the boss who summed it up nicely:
I'm pleased because we looked stronger and stronger, well balanced, and confident going forward, it was a very positive performance tonight.
In other news Cuntley Cunt's agent, Cuntathon Cuntnett, has been banned for 18 months, 9 suspended, by the FA for his part in the Colegate affair. Sadly it won't stop him picking up his wad of cash for the Cuntley transfer and in reality it won't stop him doing business but it's still nice to see. Crystal Palace chairman and hater of agents, Simon Jordan, reckons Cuntnett has been vilified and his reputation tarnished. I reckon he's a cunt and I wish he wasn't Kolo's agent as well. And that's that. No hangover today but my new team won their first league game of the season 8-1 last night, all built on a solid central defensive partnership. Oh yes. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Happy anniversary, Arsene. http://arseblog.net/2006/09/28/happy-anniversary-arsene/ Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:22:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=179 Lee Dixon - Arsene has undoubtedly been one of the biggest influences on the modern-day Premiership. It was an absolute pleasure to play under him. Freddie Ljungberg - He is a great coach, that is the best way to describe him. Cesc Fabregas - I will always say nice and positive things about Arsene Wenger because he has been the most important and influential person in my career. Thierry Henry - He is unique. Arsene has changed the view people have of the club. And how can you argue with them? Happy anniversary, Arsene. Thanks for everything. In a quick round up of the other stories Cesc feels the way we play football is suited to Europe and that he feels more comfortable playing in a 4-3-3 formation. Bob Wilson feels Jens Lehmann should get more protection from referees and Theo Walcott's agent said they turned down more money from Chelsea so that Theo could join Arsenal and play under Arsene Wenger, saying:
We chose Arsenal because I’ve never met a more genuine and decent man than Arsene.
See, even agents like him! Right, that's that for today. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Defensive worries ahead of Charlton http://arseblog.net/2006/09/29/defensive-worries-ahead-of-charlton/ Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:28:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=180 Gilberto or Alex Song. He says:
We are short of central defenders at the moment because Philippe Senderos is still out. But Alex Song can fill in. He has played in central defence. Gilberto can play there too so we will just have to see.
Gilberto I could cope with but the thought of Alex Song at centre-half scares the shit out of me. And how must promising young players like reserves captain Matthew Connolly feel, who is listed as part of the first team squad on the Arsenal website, when the manager is considering playing the most mediocre midfied player he has ever signed as a central defender? Fingers crossed Djourou makes it and no doubt we'll find out later at the manager's traditional press conference. In the meantime he has again expressed his concerns about foreign owners of English clubs and although some people might think it's a bit rich that a Frenchman complains about foreign owners you have to say he has a point. There were the usual stories yesterday about AW having a job for life at Arsenal following his 10 years in charge and even Roy Keane got caught up in the moment. Alex Hleb says he'll shoot more but he says if he thinks a team mate is in a better position then he'll pass it. I think he's been under instructions to be more decisive and at one point during the Porto game the manager got a bit agitated with him for not having a go. Three minutes into the second half and he scores. He's also got plenty of power in his shooting and although his first instinct is to create he's got to be a bit more selfish when he has sight of goal. From Arsenal News Review the other day:
LETTERS like this convince me that ANR readers are the creme de la creme of world club football. We have smarter readers than many other websites. And that's encouraging. I like writing for an educated clientele. This reader, Harry Barracuda, is right.
Now, just for the fun of it go here and read the 4th comment. If that's the creme de la creme I'm quite happy with the bunch of despicable reprobates that come here every day. I love you all you filthy scumbags. And that's it. More tomorrow.]]>
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Saturday quickie http://arseblog.net/2006/09/30/saturday-quickie/ Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:19:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=181 Djourou and Gallas have been included in the squad for the Charlton game. AW said:
William is travelling and will have a fitness test tomorrow. The scan looks quite positive and his injury looks OK so I am very happy. Johan Djourou is travelling too so one of the two will play.
That is a relief. Given how quickly they got Gallas back it's no wonder the boss was praising his back room staff yesterday. From Ricey to Boro to Gary Lewin and Doris the tea-lady, the manager is appreciative of their contribution to the success of the team. Quite right too. AW also reckons the captaincy has matured Thierry Henry, that William Gallas looks good in red and white praising the defender's experience and what he brings to the team and that not all agents are scumbag spiv conmen only interested in money ahead of their clients' careers. And that's that. Man this is an early start on a Saturday morning and the mug smasher isn't coming to pick me up till 8.30. I should have stayed in bed a bit more. Oh well. Have a good Saturday. Talk tomorrow.]]>
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Supervan sinks Charlton http://arseblog.net/2006/10/01/supervan-sinks-charlton/ Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:42:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=182 technically perfect' and he's not wrong. To hit the ball with that pace and that cleanly while flying through the air like Superman is an incredible skill but to be able to control it and provide that measure of accuracy is something else. He really does have enormous potential and let's hope this is the start of a good run in the side for him. And just because it's the kind of goal that's worth watching again and again, here it is: Robin scored our first as well after Charlton had gone ahead through Darren Bent. Again it was good work by Hleb inside in the box, he clipped a pass to van Persie who rifled it home. We did ride our luck a little bit though. Jens Lehmann made a terrific save from Andy Reid, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink put a free header just wide (can whoever taught Eboue how to cross please have a word with him about defending because that was shocking!) and Charlton will feel rightly aggrieved that they weren't awarded a penalty for a clear handball by William Gallas. Still, you need a bit of luck sometimes and we got it yesterday. You have to say though that the league table is certainly doing Charlton a disservice, they're much better than last. After the game Arsene Wenger praised the hunger of his team but for me the most important thing was the fact that we went a goal behind and still managed to come back and win the game away from home - especially after a midweek European game. You feel a small corner has been turned there. Now you feel like we have options on the bench, there's a healthy competition for places in most areas of the pitch and you can't underestimate how important that is. We're steadily moving in the right direction and I am encouraged, oh yes. In other news Arturo Lupoli scored twice for Derby yesterday but there were no goals for Nicklas Bentdner for Birmingham. They ended up pretty much neck and neck for the reserves last season. I wonder if they're competing this season. Finally Amy Lawrence writes about Arsene Wenger's ten years in charge and ten ways in which he has changed English football. And there you go. Have a nice Sunday.]]> 182 2006-10-01 10:42:43 2006-10-01 08:42:43 closed open supervan-sinks-charlton publish 0 0 post 0 62 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=420 207.58.151.29 2006-10-02 15:21:47 2006-10-02 13:21:47 1 pingback 0 0 Internationals 'terrible' just like my hangover. http://arseblog.net/2006/10/02/internationals-terrible-just-like-my-hangover/ Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:18:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=183 "Finbar. Roger. Eamonn. Trevor. Gary. Albert. Harry. Arnold. William. Giuseppe. Frank. Dermot. Seamus. Arthur. Hugh. Michael. Bob. Steven. Gilbert. Nigel. Charles. Ian. Daragh. Liam. Noberto. Phillip. Brian. James. Kevin. Aubrey. Oscar." etc etc. I didn't manage to guess his name at all because he didn't respond. Anyway, the next time we went to order a drink some barmaid with a face like a shoe said she wouldn't serve me because I had upset a member of their staff. Christ, if trying to guess his name upset him imagine what he'd be like if you actually said anything bad to him. He'd have sat weeping the corner. Anyway, the Mug Smasher got us more booze and it was that last rum and coke which gave me the headache I have now. As you can see there's not much happening football wise. Arsene Wenger has called the international break and the time the players are away from their clubs 'terrible' and he's right. I'd be like a broken record, more so, if I went on about it but it's a pain in the hoop that the minute we start building some momentum our players are hauled off to play for their countries for the best part of two weeks. The boss's suggestion that they play the games Saturday and Tuesday is quite logical and at least gives a nod to the club who pay the players' wages but then FIFA and UEFA are just a pack of cunts so the chances of anything changing are slim to say the least. Our next game isn't until October 14th. Absolute bollocks and it seems to me there are more and more internationals. I blame the fall of the Soviet Union. At least then there was only one team. Now you have so many Bollockstahns and Cuntovias they're just clogging up the calendar. Right, I need coffee. Till tomorrow when, because of the poxy internationals, I'll have to make more stuff up.]]> 183 2006-10-02 09:18:00 2006-10-02 07:18:00 closed open internationals-terrible-just-like-my-hangover publish 0 0 post 0 No proper football makes Arseblog a dull boy http://arseblog.net/2006/10/03/no-proper-football-makes-arseblog-a-dull-boy/ Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:28:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=184 Arsene Wenger has praised Robin van Persie's development both mentally and physically. He says:
Today he is much stronger. You would be surprised how he resists challenges that he didn't two years ago. He looked a little bit lean and weak. We had to strengthen him. As well I think he is much more confident now.
I can't believe some people wrote off his goal against Charlton as a 'shinner'. They need to watch the replays again. AW also says he never lost faith despite the slow start to the season citing Hamburg and United away as turning points. Gilberto says we shouldn't put pressure on Theo Walcott while Aston Villa defender Martin Laursen says only lack of hard work will prevent Nicklas Bendtner from becoming a 'big player'. And that's about it. Just a couple of quick notes. If you are bored during the international break you could play the demo of Football Manager 2007. As usual my good pals at Sega will have some prize packs to give away when the game is released in a couple of weeks time. Also, I'm toying with the idea of an Arseblog podcast so any comments on that are welcome in the arses. That does depend on a couple of other things though so we'll just have to wait and see. Ok, go forth and multiply my friends.]]>
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Thank God for a Wenger webchat http://arseblog.net/2006/10/04/thank-god-for-a-wenger-webchat/ Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:02:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=185 regrets at not signing Makelele and Eto'o to his improved relationship with Demento and his belief that Chelsea can be beaten this season and be beaten by Arsenal. He revealed his lofty ambitions for this season, saying:
I’m convinced that we can fight for, and win, the Premiership title. I’m a competitor so my aim this season is to win both the Champions League and the Premiership.
My aim is for him to win them too! We're like twins. Except he's a snappier dresser than I. And better paid. Much better paid. Arsene wasn't the only one talking yesterday. Tomas Rosicky revealed how much he's enjoying life at Arsenal and that's because of the kind of football we play, Nicklas Bendter says he'll stay at Birmingham for the season unless Arsenal bring him back to be involved in the first team and Jens Lehmann is auctioning, for charity, the note he had in his sock about the Argentinian penalty takers: Riquelme, long run up, spits a lot of really white spit, looks like he's about to cack his own pants - shoots right In other news the reserves beat West Ham reserves 2-1 last night. The goals came from Aliadiere and Joe O'Cearuill and Philippe Senderos made his comeback from the shoulder injury he suffered in the World Cup. And that's about that. More tomorrow.]]>
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Arseblog 3-0 Google http://arseblog.net/2006/10/05/arseblog-3-0-google/ Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:29:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=186 A couple of little stories around this morning.

Firstly Gael Clichy has his eyes set on the left back position now that he's making his comeback from injury. He says:

With Ashley gone now, I am the only real left-back. I have got a great chance and the boss knows that too.

When he's fit and on form he's a very good player indeed. The only problem is we haven't seen a fit Gael Clichy for a very long time and while I hope he puts all his injury problems behind him he's got to get a decent period of injury free games under his belt before he dispels the worries that hang over him.

On the other hand I'm not sure that even when he is fit he's the best option we have at left back. For me a back four of Eboue - Kolo - Senderos - Gallas is the best we have at the moment (especially with Lauren still out and a long way from coming back). We shall see.

Speaking of Gallas Arsene Wenger is not convinced he's fully fit and he's had a little pop at French manager Raymond Domenech saying:

Domenech is like other managers of countries. They don’t contact you. It’s like giving your car to a guy and him returning it without any petrol in it.

Which is a nice quote but slightly spoiled by the fact we played Gallas against Charlton when he clearly had a problem with his hamstring.

Football's most orange vice-chairman, Double-D, became the Chairman of the G14 group yesterday. He'll hold the position for the next 12 months and no doubt make lots of super new play friends all over Europe.

"Let's all go to my house and play 'Share seller 2' on my xBox", he'll say.

"Hurrah!", they'll say.

Finally, and most importantly, my new team played their second game of the season last night and we spanked Google 3-0. They were always looking for the searching pass but it never quite came off for them.

That means Arseblog is officially three times better than Google. Oh yes.

Update: If you notice anything odd with the site today it's because I've just upgraded Wordpress and broken some stuff. Please bow your heads and say a silent prayer that Tom can fix it!]]>
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It's all about Theo, mostly... http://arseblog.net/2006/10/06/its-all-about-theo-mostly/ Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:16:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=187 Theo Walcott talks about how pace runs, literally, in his family. His mum, dad, sister and brother are all very quick and Theo himself discovered how quick he was when he turned off the lights at the bottom of the stairs one night and reached the upstairs landing before it even went dark. He's a proper Billy Whizz. Imagine if you gave him speed. He'd be so fast he could fly around the world again and again and make time go backwards which would be handy for the next time we're in a Champions League final. Of course you'd have to provide him with a beaker full of someone else's wee in case he got pulled aside by UEFA at the end of the game but that would be no problem. England Under 21 boss, Peter Taylor, reckons Theo could be a very versatile player able to play on the wings and up front. He says:
The modern player, coming through over the next few years has to be adaptable and flexible enough to do that.
Well, we've seen Theo on the left wing and the right wing in his cameos for the Arsenal and he's done pretty well and there's nobody like Arsene Wenger to give a player time all over the pitch. Remember when Kolo first came, he played pretty much everywhere apart from in goal and you can be sure he'd happily have gone if asked. Moving away from your dose of Theosity, reserve team coach Neil Banfield reckons going out on loan will do Arturo Lupoli will do him good, saying:
I think going to Derby and playing at the sharp end, where there’s a physical side of the game, will help him improve on something he needs to work on.
There's no doubting his goalscoring ability but he's always looked a bit slight. Some first team football and getting clattered by Championship centre-halves will strengthen him up. And really that's about as much as I can get together today. At least it's Friday though. More absolute nothing tomorrow.]]>
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Gallas - Ribery - over 30s - Jens - two kids http://arseblog.net/2006/10/07/gallas-ribery-over-30s-jens-two-kids/ Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:24:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=188 plans to hold a TV interview to give his side of the story about his split from Chelsea. The Russians claimed Gallas threatened to score an own goal, do a poo in the centre circle and kidnap Roman Abramovich's family and make them listen to Phil Collins music for hours at a time. Gallas says:
I want people to know the truth and the only way to do that is to go on TV. That way nothing can be misconstrued.
He really shouldn't bother, if you ask me. This is all in the past now and I don't see the benefit to Gallas or Arsenal to drag it all up again. He's started well at the club, his performances make a mockery of Chelsea's claims and going on TV just appears a bit like sour grapes to me. Another French international, Frank Ribery, was linked to us all summer long and reports emerged last night that we've struck a deal which gives us 'first option' on him. The reports don't say where that info came from so I'd take it with a very big pinch of salt. Arsenal's policy of offering players in their 30s short term contracts could be discriminatory according to some bloke. I do hate the way they try and make out that football players are exactly the same as other employees. Of course they should have some rights but their career is a short one and their salaries reflect that. Naturally it would be discriminatory to offer shorter contracts to a regular guy in a regular job but the fact is his performance levels do not decline as sharply as that of a footballer. A guy working in an office can do the same job at 60 as he did at 20, more or less. You can't say the same about a footballer. Jens Lehmann wants one more year at Arsenal. He says:
Playing for any other team would be a step backwards compared to the Arsenal team I'm in at the moment. I would like to spend another year here, but I also know that Arsenal wouldn't hesitate to sign any other goalkeeper that they thought better than me.
I love Jens. Definitely my favourite ever Arsenal goalkeeper. Yes, even ahead of Alan Miller. And to top it all off here's a couple of stories about some young players. Defender Joe O'Cearuill - he's got to be Irish - explains how he ended up playing for Arsenal while young Dutchman, Nacer Barazite - he sounds like some kind of metal coating for your golf clubs - says he models his game on Robin van Persie. And that's that. Fingers crossed all our players come through their internationals without injury. Hasta mañana.]]>
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What's going on? Nothing, that's what. http://arseblog.net/2006/10/08/whats-going-on-nothing-thats-what/ Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:07:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=189 Robin van Persie scored for Holland last night, Thierry Henry is baffled by France's loss to Scotland and Real Madrid still want Cesc, with sporting director Pedrag Mijatovic saying:
Cesc Fabregas would fit in with us very well. I must be clear on this issue. He continues being an objective for us.
I must also be clear, Mr Mijatovic. My fist would fit your face very well. Repeatedly. Until your face was not so much a face as a jellied, bloody mess that even your mother would not recognise. Comprende, cunto? And that's about it. I'm not even going to mention the shambles that is Ireland after their 5-2 defeat by the mighty Cyprus. I never liked Staunton as a player though, he always looked like a new born fawn on unsteady legs, and when I was working as a DJ he once spent about 4 hours at the bar in the place I worked drinking bottles of cheap German white wine. What a cunt. I look forward to his dissection in the Sunday papers. Here's hoping there's something to talk about tomorrow.]]>
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What's a guy to do? http://arseblog.net/2006/10/09/whats-a-guy-to-do/ Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:37:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=190 celeb stuff where you post pictures of them being all skinny and call them 'anorexic crack hoes' and then when you do find a picture of them where they don't look like a concentration camp survivor you call them 'fat arsed bitches'. Politics? Pfff. Who cares about politics apart from politicians, voters and those who actively like politics? Technology? Gay and lesbian? Gay and lesbian technology? Youtube clips of Family Guy that everyone has seen a million times? Shit, it was all so confusing. Maybe he'd just keep the faith a little longer. Like a Mexican standing round a car park looking for work he'd just hope something turned up tomorrow. He finished his coffee, made some breakfast - a raw potato dipped in Guinness and washed down with a pint of whiskey. Today was going to be a long day. Nearly as long as that car journey he made with the friend of a friend who had been a massive David Gray fan and he hadn't known him long enough to ask him to turn that horrible music off. If ever 8 minutes had seemed like an eternity... He needed a contingency plan though. This couldn't be allowed happen again. Google was his friend. You could make bombs from shoes these days. Was there nothing the internet couldn't teach you? This time he would let it go but next time, well, next time he'd have to pay FIFA a visit. An explosive visit. Explosive like the diarhhoea he'd had after that trip to the Chinese on his way home after being in town drinking pints all day. That'd teach them, he thought. He finished his coffee. Clicked 'publish'.]]> 190 2006-10-09 09:37:06 2006-10-09 07:37:06 closed open whats-a-guy-to-do publish 0 0 post 0 64 http://thecannon.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/ljungberg-injured-in-international/ 72.232.101.26 2006-10-09 13:35:12 2006-10-09 11:35:12 1 pingback 0 0 Freddie - Ribery - Denilson - Gordon - podcasts http://arseblog.net/2006/10/10/freddie-ribery-denilson-gordon-podcasts/ Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:29:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=191 Freddie Ljungberg is out of Sweden's game against Iceland with a calf injury. Whether or not that keeps him out of our game against Watford remains to be seen but you'd have to think he's a major doubt. His catalogue of injuries is worrying now and when Jonathan Woodgate is heard whispering jealously about them you know it's serious. Perhaps that's why we've got our beady little eyes on Frank Ribery who can scare defences with his pace, his dribbing and his face which even a mother would be hard pressed to love. Marseille confirmed yesterday that Arsenal discussed a transfer with the French club over the summer but denied any kind of first option deal had been done. New signing Denilson spoke about how happy he is to be at Arsenal and how different the game is in England. Having Gilberto and Baptista around will help him settle in and he's got his sights set on some first team action, saying:
I have been working hard to play in the Carling Cup and am hoping that with my persistence, I could get a chance.
Meanwhile Arsene Wenger has been full of praise for Hearts and Scotland keeper Craig Gordon. There were some very strong rumours we were interested in him during the summer and it wouldn't be a surprise if we renewed our interest in the near future. And that's about that. About the Arseblog podcast I've been throwing around some ideas with a couple of the other Arsenal blogs and it looks like it's something that's going be a runner. I'm not sure there'll be anything this week because of lack of material but possibly the week after. Now, as I'm sure you realise podcasts really eat the bandwidth so I'm more than willing to accept sponsorship. It'd be branded - "The Arseblog podcast brought to you in association with XYZ Ltd' so you'd get a logo somewhere on the site and numerous mentions during the podcast itself. If anyone is interested please get in touch via the contact link on the top bar. Also, one of the sections will involve your emails so I'll solicit those early next week at some stage. Talk about interactive! Right, that's that. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Walcott on the double http://arseblog.net/2006/10/11/walcott-on-the-double/ Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:30:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=192 scored two for England's U21s last night against Germany. You can see the goals here and you have to say they are so like Thierry Henry it's frightening but not frightening for us. For us it's a good kind of frightening. The boss has also been talking about his ambitions for Arsenal and it's becoming clearer that he sees the football club as a way of dominating Europe, then he'll probably look at Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, South America then, the final ultimate battle will see him up against North America and he'll probably do something clever like recruit Canada but keep it quiet and as the battle rages they'll tip the balance in his favour and at last the world can live in peace and harmony. Seriously though, he enjoys the autonomy of Arsenal and the interference from chairman and presidents who think they know better at clubs like Real Madrid is one of the reasons he turned them down. And that's about it. Ireland take on the Czech Republic tonight and after getting done right up the hoop by Cyprus Staunton's position will be untenable if Rosicky and Co do what I think they're going to do later on. Anyway, that's your lot, more tomorrow.]]> 192 2006-10-11 09:30:54 2006-10-11 07:30:54 closed open walcott-on-the-double publish 0 0 post 0 Internationals over, let the real football begin... http://arseblog.net/2006/10/12/internationals-over-let-the-real-football-begin/ Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:35:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=193 happy to wait for his chance. He says:
When I come off the bench or when I start I always want to make an impact. I'll play whenever, I've got plenty of time haven't I? I always work hard in training and show what I can do and hopefully I'll get my chance soon.
A refreshingly intelligent attitude. There's no question that the manager is using him slowly, perhaps afraid of what constant playing time will do to him at such a young age. Theo also talks about how much he's learning from Henry and van Persie in terms of finishing and I think by the end of the season he'll be there or there abouts, pushing for a regular spot in the 16 if not the first 11 just yet. Marseille chairman Papa Mama Boppa Loppa Barba Papa Dioup Dioup says Frank Ribery won't leave in the January transfer window. Ok then. And that's about it. There'll be a Watford preview tomorrow, fingers crossed everyone has come through the break injury free. Just a heads up for next week there'll be a competition where you can win copies of Football Manager 2007, and a Football Manager 2007 t-shirt and a Football Manager 2007 pen. Stay tuned. Until then.]]>
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Injury news and FIFA nominations http://arseblog.net/2006/10/13/injury-news-and-fifa-nominations/ Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:34:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=194 we're going to be without three players for varying lengths of time. Freddie Ljungberg has a calf injury while Baptista damaged his hamstring in a behind closed doors reserve game during the week. They're both definitely out for the next two games. Also injured is player of the month Emmanuel Eboue who'll be missing for 3 to 4 weeks after damaging knee ligaments playing for the Ivory Coast. I'd imagine that'll mean Justin Hoyte moving to right back as Lauren is still a long way from fitness. The boss is expecting William Gallas to be fit despite not playing for France so he'll slot in at left back. Philippe Senderos and Gael Clichy are both making good progress from their injuries but still need a bit more conditioning before they can be considered. Watford's manager, Adrian Boothroyd, reckons this could be a good time for them to play Arsenal because we've had so many players away with their countries. Certainly it'll be a good test of the squad to see if they can pick up the momentum they were building before the break. Will Theo be involved after his goals midweek and will Robin van Persie keep his place up front? We shall see. Three Arsenal players have been nominated for FIFA's World Player of the Year award. Thierry Henry, Jens Lehmann and Tomas Rosicky are all in the 30 man shortlist released yesterday. For me Henry should have won it ahead of Ronaldinho in 2004 and 2005 and maybe now he's not at the height of his form like back then but his consistency, goalscoring and creativity has to be rewarded this time around. There's no other outstanding candidate and if he doesn't win this year then ...erm... something really bad or something. Yeah. West Ham manager Alan Pardew says Nigel Reo-hokey-kokey-Coker was unsettled by a deadline day bid from Arsenal. And that's that. Nothing else to report, the boss will do his usual Friday press conference which will mean there's plenty to talk about tomorrow before we get proper football back again. Hurrah!]]> 194 2006-10-13 09:34:05 2006-10-13 07:34:05 closed open injury-news-and-fifa-nominations publish 0 0 post 0 Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/10/14/saturday-round-up-2/ Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:15:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=195 Gael Clichy will be on the bench today after missing 45 years with a foot problem. He won't start though and while the boss is happy to have him back he's being cautious, saying: I can play Gallas or Justin Hoyte at left back but it's not their favourite job. Hoyte is better on the right and Gallas is better in the centre. Gael is a real left back. But I have to be careful with him. He will not start against Watford because he's had three surgeries. I have to make sure he doesn't get injured again and I have to be patient with him. The club also revealed yesterday that Armand Traore, who looked impressive during pre-season, has signed professional terms with the club. The other big news is that Theo Walcott is set for his first start after his two goals for England Under21s this week. I suspect he'll play on the right hand side of midfield. Fingers crossed there'll be no post-internation hangover and we can get ourselves back on track. Watford shouldn't be taken lightly though and more than a number of teams they look like they have goals in them whenever they play. In other news Tomas Rosicky talks to the Guardian about how happy he is to have signed for Arsenal and not Chelsea and about how he plays ice hockey against Jan Koller. You can just imagine Rosicky skating through Koller's legs before firing a 25 yard rocket it. Reserve defender Joe O Cearuill has been called up to the Ireland Under 21 squad. And to finish, a touching true life story that will truly melt your heart. Poor old Jonthan Barnett, who organised a clandestine meeting with Cuntski for his then Arsenal playing client, Cuntley Cunt, was fined £100,000 and banned from acting as an agent for 18 months. Note that this happened after Cole's transfer to Chelsea went through. Well, some of Barnett's other clients, who include Peter Crouch, Ledley King and Kieron Dyer have had a whip around to pay the fine for him because the poor man was feeling very, very sad. What a pack of muppets. That cunt is taking a chunk of their wages anyway and they pay his fine, after he's earned a fucking fortune from Chelsea for 'organising' the Cole deal. Just when you think footballers can't get any more stupid they do something like this. The man is a proper Svengali. And by Svengali I mean utter, utter, complete and utter cunt. And that's that. Come on the lads today, talk to you tomorrow.]]> 195 2006-10-14 10:15:43 2006-10-14 08:15:43 closed open saturday-round-up-2 publish 0 0 post 0 Threeo nil to the Arsenal, Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/10/15/threeo-nil-to-the-arsenal-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:52:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=196 The big news pre-game was that Theo Walcott was making his first start for the club and he began very brightly. He was involved in some lovely moves, he played one great pass for Cesc and he caused them problems for the first half an hour. In the second half he had a great run and shot which ewnt just over before he was eventually replaced by Alexander Hleb. A very promising debut. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
I though he did very well. He showed he can make a difference at this level. It was not his ideal position playing on the left of a 4-4-2 but he made a difference on one or two occasions and I liked some of the passes he put through.
We could have been ahead a couple of times within the first 15 minutes but Watford's keeper, Ben Foster, made some excellent saves and Walcott's pass to Cesc put him through but the angle was too acute for him after he'd gone round the keeper. That's not to say it was one way traffic though. Watford had a couple of pretty decent half-chances in the first half and had another couple during the match, better finishing and we might have paid the price so I hope someone has a word with the defence about that. We took the lead through an own goal when Cesc's free kick was flicked on by Adebayor and was knocked into his own net by Jordan Stewart. Adebayor was involved in the second too when he jumped for and completely missed Lehmann's kick out. The ball then went goal side of the defender to a grateful Thierry Henry who stroked it home. The third came when Henry was played through again and unselfishly he squared for Adebayor who got the home goal that the manager obviously wanted for him starting him ahead of the in-form van Persie. So 3-0, there wasn't too much danger from Watford bar one scramble late on after Jens made a good save, but we could definitely do with working on a couple of things at the back. It was also nice to see Gael Clichy come on and make his comeback from injury. He got a great cheer and fingers crossed he can stay fit from now on. In a quick round-up of the Sunday stories Arsene talks in the Independent about going to Russia and how Thierry should win the FIFA award. I'll touch on the Moscow game tomorrow or Tuesday. Also in the Independent an article about how Hearts keeper Craig Gordon is better than Paul Robinson who famously came to Arsenal for a trial and scored the lowest ever results in the reflex tests carried out by the club. He scored the highest results for Mr Kipling apple pie consumption though. The News of the World links us with, yes, you've guessed it, Frank fucking Ribery. Do you think, tabloid cuntos, that we might go one week without a story about us and this bloke? Please? This time it's his agent saying how much Arsene likes him and how much he wants to play with Thierry Henry and blah blah blah fucking blah. Next we'll have his mum talking to the newspapers saying how much Frank likes jellied eels and it's always been his dream to live in Islington and that his Dad once got a tube through Arsenal station and told young Frankenstein, sorry, Frank, about it and since then he's always wanted to play for the Gunners. Anyway, that's it, more tomorrow. Enjoy your Sunday, arsefans.]]>
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Win a copy of Football Manager 2007 + Podcast info http://arseblog.net/2006/10/16/win-a-copy-of-football-manager-2007-podcast-info/ Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:32:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=198 Steve Sidwell talking about how much he'd love to come back and play for Arsenal. Unlike most young players who are released by the club Sidwell has consistently said how much he learned at Arsenal and how good his footballing education was. Instead of bitching and moaning he got his head down, worked hard and it's good to see him in the Premiership with Reading. Could he play for Arsenal? He's certainly as good a player as Flamini and I don't even need to say how much better he is than Alex Song. Will it happen? I doubt it but who knows? The lads travel to Moscow today and we'll get team news on that later on which I'll cover tomorrow. The game is at 5.30 because it's fucking freezing over there. The last time we played there we scored a brilliant goal early in the game but ended up losing 4-1 because we were just too cold. They need to get wetsuit versions of the kit and we'll be fine. Anyway, as I said more on that tomorrow. The Moscow game is something I'll be talking about in the first ever Arseblog podcast on Friday. Hopefully. There are still some bits and pieces to sort out but it should all be groovy. One of the segments I'm hoping to include is readers wives emails so if you have a question, comment or suggestion about what we should talk about just email: podcasts @ arseblog.com (put that together yourselves. I'm trying to avoid spam). Finally for today my good friends at Sega have given me copies of Football Manager 2007 to give away to you lot. Not just the game but 5 lucky winners will also receive a t-shirt and a pen! To find out how to win first read the info about the game and underneath you'll find the competition questions.
Football Manager 2007 is released on 20th October 2006, and is the next installment in the eagerly anticipated and genre defining series by developers Sports Interactive, allowing players to take charge of their favourite club in a bid to guide them to glory. Football Manager 2007 The Gold demo is available now and can be downloaded by clicking here! This year Football Manager 2007 has enjoyed its biggest leap forward yet, promising to be most user-friendly version to date - and it's packed with over 100 new features! For the first time users can strike partnerships with affiliate clubs, give pre-match team-talks and interact with their players on a completely new level. On top of this both the youth team and scouting features have enjoyed complete revamps. The demo provides a great opportunity for players to test their managerial skills whilst sampling first hand the wealth of new features that acclaimed developers Sports Interactive have included to make Football Manager 2007 the most user friendly version of Football Manager to date. To find out more information on Football Manager 2007, or to try the demo, visit the official site at www.footballmanager.net now. Full Game Available on PC, Mac and Intel Mac on 20th October 2006
Ok, so in order to win the game you just need to answer the following question: Before Arsene Wenger started at Arsenal he advised the board to make two signings. One of the players signed was Patrick Vieira. Who was the other? Was it:
  • Gilles Grimandi
  • Remi Garde
  • Nelson Vivas
Simply email footballmanager@arseblog.com with your answer and if you're right you'll be in the draw for the prizes. The random number generator will do its thing on Friday morning and I'll announce the winners on Friday's blog. What are you waiting for? More tomorrow.]]>
198 2006-10-16 09:32:37 2006-10-16 07:32:37 closed open win-a-copy-of-football-manager-2007-podcast-info publish 0 0 post 0 66 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=201 207.58.151.29 2006-10-18 09:35:59 2006-10-18 07:35:59 1 pingback 0 0
Jens will kill you - Moscow team news http://arseblog.net/2006/10/17/jens-will-kill-you-moscow-team-news/ Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:32:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=200 Arsene Wenger and Jens Lehmann have reacted to the injuries suffered by Carlo Cuducini and more seriously Petr Cech. The boss doesn't believe it's coincidence that four keepers have been knocked into the middle of next week and he believes the challenges by strikers are not lawful. Jens is as forthright as ever and after wishing both the Chelsea players well he believes that keepers are not given sufficient protection by the officials. He says:
I know the English League is more physical than most but here you do not respect your keepers. Having played in other countries, I know that referees offer more protection to keepers. There is a discrepancy between England and abroad on this issue.
And he had a pop at the media too for playing down the seriousness of the challenges on Cech, Cuducini, Schwarzer and Shay Given:
All of them are great keepers, very brave, they never went to challenge or harm the striker but all four of them got knocked out due to 'clumsy' challenges. This word clumsy makes me really angry as well because these stupid pundits on TV they say sometimes 'it's clumsy' and 'it's a man's game'. Yes it is a man's game but what you have to consider as well is these men have children and wives and their children don't want to see their fathers end up with lifelong damage, driven around in a wheelchair or not being able to work anymore.
He makes a good point. Looking in particular at the Shay Given incident there was just no way Marlon Harewood was going to get the ball and while we all want our strikers to be committed and physical there's a limit. The fact that the doctor said Given picked up injuries more typical of a car crash than a game of football says it all. It was the challenge of a limited, stupid player. Like Hunt on Cech. A keeper is the only guy on the field who exposes his entire body to onrushing boots and knees and they do deserve more protection from seriously bad challenges. I don't mean that they should get a free kick when someone legitimately challenges them for a cross but when an outfield player goes in hard and he's got no chance of getting the ball then he needs to be punished. When's the last time you saw someone get booked for a foul on the keeper? Exactly. Anyhow, it looks like Jens has it sorted. Onwards to tonight's game in Moscow and the boss named his 18 man squad yeterday. No real surprises - with Flamini and Senderos in action for the reserves last night they didn't travel but young Brazial Denilson did with the boss saying he's a mix between Gilberto and Rosicky. Gilicky. Rosberto. Interesting. AW is worried about the pitch but is confident in his side and believes the likes of Rosicky and Adebayor are settling in well. It's going be cold though, the forecast is that the temperature will reach minus infinity and they are a good side so it's not going to be easy. Kick off is 5.30pm. In a brief round-up of other stories Gael Clichy says he's delighted Ashley Cole has fucked off to Chelsea, AW denies he wants to buy Frankenstein Ribery while we're linked with Ajax's very promising striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar. Don't forget the Football Manager 2007 competition, see yesterday's blog for more info on that and if you have any questions or suggestions for the upcoming podcast just email them to podcast at arseblog.com. Cheers!]]>
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CSK.O Moscow, Henry and Wenger call ref 'a twat' http://arseblog.net/2006/10/18/201/ Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:35:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=201 this picture from Gunnerific (a new blog to me) - and understandably he was upset about the decision and the yellow card he received. He said afterwards:
I think it's a disgrace. I asked the ref what did he see and he couldn't tell me. He said at the end he didn't talk about it anymore. He was happy to talk about other stuff with the boss but not that. To give me a yellow straight away - please, look at the replay.
And the replay shows it should have ended 1-1. Arsene Wenger was equally as scathing, saying:
It was a goal but sometimes referees cancel good goals because they don't see things. Tonight, we had a new thing because they cancelled the goal after they saw things that didn't exist. It was a very bad decision.
Henry remonstrates with the stupid Spanish linesman It's hard to argue with that but at the end of the day we had other chances to score. Particularly in the first half when Robin van Persie should have done better on two occasions. Still, these things happen. You pick yourself up and you get on with it because not every loss means the end of the world and that all your players are crap and that you should buy 20 new players. Their goal: like Goodplaya the two players turning their back on the ball need a bit of a talking to but I thought we were unlucky here as well. For me it was never a free kick. The challenge itself didn't merit a free kick, their player fell over Djourou and the ref then played an advantage. They had a shot at goal which was blocked and then he gave a free kick. How many chances did he want to give them? As poorly as we played the officiating was just as bad and on a cold night on a crappy pitch we never got going. I'd certainly have no worries about the return leg of this fixture. CSKA are a decent side but we should have far too much for them at Ashburton Grove. Next up we take the long trip to Reading on Sunday to play the Premiership new boys and I'll be previewing that game and reviewing the CSKA game in the very first Arseblog podcast, or arsecast (which is better?), on Friday. Remember if you have any comments or suggestions to make please email them to podcast at arseblog.com. There have been some interesting ones already. Also on Friday, what a busy day it'll be, I'll be announcing the winners of the Football Manager 2007 competition. If you haven't already entered see Monday's blog for details about the game and the question which a surprising number of people are getting wrong! And there you have it. Let the post-mortem commence.]]>
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Arsecasts http://arseblog.net/arsecasts/ Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:24:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?page_id=202 Arsecasts The Arseblog arsecasts are broadcast every Friday and brought to you in association with OleOle.com - a great football community. You can use OleOle to read and talk about football, follow news, scores and statistics, and even write about football. Anyone, and everyone, can join and participate and best of all it’s free. To subscribe to the Arsecasts in iTunes just click the image: Whenever a new episode is published it will download automatically. Otherwise you can download them directly from the website using the links below. You can also subscribe directly to the feed which is: http://arseblog.com/podcasts/newfeed2.xml The arsecast features match reviews and previews, Arsenal news, phone calls, readers questions, competitions and me talking to other Arsenal bloggers such as Goodplaya.com, Gunnerblog.com or Eastlower.co.uk as well as special guests such as Amy Lawrence from the Observer, pop stars like Wang Chung, former players such as Perry Groves, Peter Marinello, Bob Wilson, Danny Karbasiyoon and very special guests like Arsenal Chairman Peter Hill-Wood who spoke to Arseblog exclusively last season. For a list of the Man in the Bar's player histories - click here. Please feel free to provide feedback or send in a question for use during the show by email arsecast@[Remove]arseblog.com You can also contribute your own audio comments to the show. There are two ways of doing this. The first is to go to this page and click on 'Record arse comment'. Using the in-built mic on your computer leave a message of up to 2 minutes in length. The second is to leave a voicemail on a brand new phone number set up especially for the Arsecasts. It's a UK number and it's - 020 7193 6971 If you're calling from outside the UK just dial +44 20 7193 6971 I'll go through them each week and use some of them in the arsecast. It can be post-match reaction, pre-match team suggestions, a new chant or anything else you can think of. Anything really, really offensive will probably not be broadcast. Probably. The Arsecast theme tune was written especially for Arseblog by http://thewayout.co.uk/ Arsecast archives Click here for the Arsecast archives for season 2006-2007. Arsecasts season 2007-2008 17.08.07 - Episode 40, Pre-Boilk - 34'35" - 16mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode40.mp3] 24.08.07 - Episode 41, The keeper conundrum - 27'00" - 13mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode41.mp3] 31.08.07 - Episode 42, Say no to oligarchs - 34'34" - 16mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode42.mp3] 07.09.07 - Episode 43, A Chippy away from 50 - 27'00" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode43.mp3] 14.09.07 - Episode 44, The Arseblog Opus - 22'30" - 11mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode44.mp3] 21.09.07 - Episode 45, Playerish planet football - 35'07" - 17mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode45.mp3] 28.09.07 - Episode 46, Arseblog meets Wang Chung - 28'00" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode46.mp3] 05.10.07 - Episode 47, Journalists Junket - 32'15" - 15mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode47.mp3] 12.10.07 - Episode 48, International break again - 30'25" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode48.mp3] 19.10.07 - Episode 49, A nameless Arsecast - 31'28" - 15mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode49.mp3] 26.10.07 - Episode 50, a half century of Arse - 35'29" - 16.5mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode50.mp3] 02.11.07 - Episode 51, I hear strange voices - 31'00" - 15mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode51.mp3] 09.11.07 - Episode 52, I'll give you abuse - 24'55" - 13mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode52.mp3] 23.11.07 - Episode 53, The Arsecast returns - 25'52" - 13mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode53.mp3] 30.11.07 - Episode 54, Post Sevilla and pre Davilla - 33'42" - 15mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode54.mp3] 07.12.07 - Episode 55, Away days - 27'30" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode55.mp3] 14.12.07 - Episode 56, Cooooontley's return - 28'20" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode56.mp3] 21.12.07 - Episode 57, Another festive Arsecast - 23'32" - 12mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode57.mp3] 04.01.08 - Episode 58, A new year's Arsecast - 29'54" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode58.mp3] 11.01.08 - Episode 59 - 2 cups, 1 cast - 20'10" - 11mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode59.mp3] 18.01.08 - Episode 60 - Diarreah - 27'50" - 13mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode60.mp3] 25.01.08 - Episode 61 - Smells like team spirit - 29'01" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode61.mp3] 01.02.08 - Episode 62 - All tooned up - 29'06" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode62.mp3] 08.02.08 - Episode 63 - You go now - 35'10" - 17mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode63.mp3] 15.02.08 - Episode 64 - Will you still feed me? - 32'30" - 16mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode64.mp3] 22.02.08 - Episode 65 - Retirement age - 30'25" - 15mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode65.mp3] 29.02.08 - Episode 66 - Violent conduct - 36'35" - 17mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode66.mp3] 07.03.08 - Episode 67 - Ups and downs - 24'43" - 12mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode67.mp3] 14.03.08 - Episode 68 - Can't be Arsecasted - 29'48" - 14mb [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode68.mp3] ps - the Arseblog arsecast is not to be confused with the arsecast.com arsecast which is about video games but is still a good arsecast even though the arse content is minimal. Please note all Arsecast material is ©arseblog.com and may not be reproduced without permission but if you just ask you'll probably get permission. 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http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/05/02/more-on-edelman-arsecast-74/ 207.58.151.29 2008-05-02 07:32:11 2008-05-02 07:32:11 1 pingback 0 0 Henry - Kolo - Arsecast info http://arseblog.net/2006/10/19/henry-kolo-arsecast-info/ Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:36:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=203 makes an interesting point when he says refs should be more like refs in rugby.
People talk about footballers behaving like rugby players and accepting decisions. You don't want to have a go at them, but just to ask them what they saw at crucial times and yet you're not allowed to do that in football.
The system is still very scholastic and while I'm sure it's supposed to make the ref authoritative it can, in cases like this, make them look like ignorant cunts. Sadly I can't see FIFA or UEFA making any changes in the near future. Anyway, it's time to put it behind us and gety on with the next game. Kolo Toure is certainly happy to do that and he reckons we need to be at our best against Reading, saying:
We will have to be on top of our game at Reading because they are doing well in the Premiership and it will be a really hard game. It will be harder that Stephen Hunt's knee after he'd been out and soaked his knee in vinegar and then baked his knee in the oven so he has a super-mega-hard conker knee.
There's no doubt Reading are going to be a tough prospect. They were very unlucky against Chelsea, could have beaten United and with a couple of ex-Arsenal lads on the team they'll be especially fired up on Sunday which promises to be a good football day (United v Liverpool in the early afternoon, us v Reading afterwards then el derbi when Real Madrid play Barcelona). Today I'll be putting the final touches to the arsecast (and I have to thank the bloke at arsecast.com who has no objections to me using the name arsecast. I thought it might be a site where he took plaster casts of sexy lady's bottoms but in fact he reviews video games and hates Man United. Cheers, Sir) - and it will be ready for download tomorrow morning. I'll give you all the details then. Just to let you know though the email address has changed to arsecast at arseblog.com and keep that handy because you'll need it to enter the competition during the show. Also tomorrow morning I'll be putting the RNG into action to choose the 5 lucky winners of the Football Manager 2007 competition so stay tuned for that. Finally, I would just like to disassociate from any of the crazy anti-Arsenal crap you might see if you still read blogfc from time to time. It's nothing to do with me any more! Right, that's it. Have a good Thursday.]]>
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AGM - Cesc - The very first arsecast (podcast) http://arseblog.net/2006/10/20/agm-cesc-the-very-first-arsecast-podcast/ Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:18:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=204 right here. Some interesting tidbits, particularly the faith Wenger has in this current team and the desire to produce more 'home grown' players. The other main news yesterday was the fact that Cesc signed a new 8 year contract with the club. Hurrah! He said:
I am so happy here and I am delighted to have signed this new contract. I wanted to pay back the club, especially Arsene Wenger for the support and faith he has shown in me.
Cesc's agent, Joseba Diaz, said:
It’s a fabulous contract for the player and also for the club. Cesc feels really happy about how he is valued by Arsenal and to know that the Arsenal of the future will be built around him.
And make no mistake, that's what's going to happen. It's fantastic that he's signed a deal like this and hopefully this will stop those god-awful cunts at Madrid bleating on about how much they want to buy him. He is, without doubt, the best young midfielder in the world and he's our. All ours! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Looking ahead to Reading we have no new injury worries. Senderos, Flamini and Clichy are all available but we're still without Ljungberg and Baptista and the almost forgotten man, Lauren. Now, we've been running a competition all week to win copies of Football Manager 2007. The Random Number Generator has done it's thing and the winners are as follows: Darius Klimasauskas, Daniel Ambrose, JJ, Chris Mullings and Alistair Wood. I'll be in touch with you guys today to get address details. The question was who did AW sign at the same time as Patrick Vieira and the answer was, of course, Remi Garde. It's amazing how many people thought it was the Grimster. My thanks as always to Sega for the providing the Football Manager 2007 prizes. Ok, so now, onto the very first ever Arseblog arsecast brought to you in association with www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk. Arsecasts It's up and running and this week I spoke to Goodplaya from Goodplaya.com about the CSKA Moscow game, Robin van Persie, Reading and Peter Cech. Also, because it's the first ever arsecast classicfootballshirts.co.uk have given me this shirt to give away - so tune in and answer the question during the arsecast. There's also a bet of the week from Blue Square. Because it's the first one I'd be happy to get any feedback on it. It's about 30' long so it's a 64kb MP3 file which is around 15mb in size. To listen just click here to download it. You can, under normal circumstances, subscribe to the podcast in iTunes by going to the advanced menu > subscribe to podcast and adding this url - http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecastfeed.xml However, although it was working perfectly the other day the feed is not being accepted by my iTunes at least and it won't validate for me. Apparently there are some problems with the enclosure url section. If anyone has any idea how to fix this please drop me an email or leave a message in the arses. Update: Cheers to Nick and Christopher for their help. You should now be able to subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes and it will automatically download any new episodes. Like I say feedback is welcome, mostly!, and because it's the first one the sound quality is a little bit mixed. Right, I'm off to hide behind the sofa while you listen. Laters!]]>
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Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/10/21/saturday-round-up-3/ Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:40:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=205 I feel there is a lot more to come from him in the next three years especially because he is only 19-years-of-age you know. We know! Obviously there are benefits to having him on such a long term deal, the least of which is that it puts the club in a very strong position when the Spanish clubs come sniffing around him. This line made me rub my eyes a bit though when the boss said:
Although 2014 looks a long time when you think about it at the end of his contract Cesc will be just 27.
Jesus. In 2014 I'm going to be a hundred and six and Cesc will be in his prime. I'd like to be nineteen again. With us facing former Arsenal players Steve Sidwell and James Harper the boss again addresses the issue of English players saying the academy, at Arsenal at least, was just about catching up to those across Europe. He also spoke about how proud he was to have played a part in the education of the two Reading players - you watch a video of that here (Real player reqd). After mentioning Lauren as a 'forgotten man' it's obvious Arsene reads the blog because he gave us an update on his situation yesterday. The club has never really gone into detail about the knee injury he suffered but it must have been as bad as any injury anyone has ever suffered (apart from the man who got run over buy a train then trampled by elephants then set on fire then throw into a bath of acid then chopped into tiny pieces while being kept alive by a strange alien single cell organism). The boss said:
I don’t think you will see Lauren in the team before January. He played up to the limit of his pain and then maybe he played a little too long. That created some damage in his knee which had to be repaired but he is a tough, tough boy.
Excellent. I'm looking forward to seeing him back. Thierry Henry talks to the Sun about how he was made clean footballs, manage luggage and carry out the goalposts to the training ground at Monaco - and this was after he'd been a World Cup winner. As he says it's a far cry from how today's young professionals are treated. I think the saddest thing about the removal of terracing from football grounds was the fact you couldn't make the trainees run up and down them before giving them a sweeping brush and telling them to get them clean. You look at Theo Walcott and you know the way he'll be educated by Arsenal will be great for him but there have been more than a couple of young players who could have done with reminding they weren't as great as they thought they were. Some menial labour would have done them the world of good. Michel Platini wants to reduce the number of English teams in the Champions League to three. Not a particularly big story on the face of it but the fact that he seems set to take over at UEFA is worrying. His ideas about football scare me. Remember, he is the man who thought a biennial World Cup would be a good idea and if you think a lot of the physicality has gone out of the game already that'll be nothing compared to what will happen if that curly fucker gets his way. And that's about it. Thank you all for your comments and feedback on yesterday's first arsecast. If you haven't already had a listen you really should, not least because you can win a classic Arsenal shirt from www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk. There'll be another one next Friday so please feel free to email questions to arsecast@[removethis]arseblog.com Right, till tomorrow.]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/10/22/sunday-round-up-13/ Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:55:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=206 *boilk*. My mug smashing brother is entirely and 100% to blame and I have to say playing Pro Evolution Soccer when neither of you can actually see the screen is quite a challenge. Anyway, let's round up the Sunday stories, of which there are quite few. With the greatest respect to Steve Sidwell, who I think is a very good player, I'm a bit tired of reading about him and his connection with Arsenal now so I'm not gonna. After finding out that Arsene reads the blog it's obvious that Jens Lehmann listens to the podcast. He says:
I am thinking about wearing headgear to protect myself.
Cool. He should wear a helmet from a suit of armour. One of those really pointy ones that makes him look like the dark night of doom and pestilence. It probably won't do much for his vision but he'd look as scary as fuck. Maybe he could even use a jousting pole to get those pesky players who stand on his feet at corners out of the way. Update: This Gunneriffic bloke is brilliant. I suggest. He photoshops. Arsene Wenger says he was so affected by defeats when he was a young manager he once vomited after a bad result. I understand. I vomited after we lost the UEFA Cup final to Galatasaray. Admittedly that was after a million and six beer and a dodgy burger but when it comes down to brass tacks vomit is vomit. And on that vomity note I shall leave you because I have to eat something and let one of the stupid cats in. We let him out the back and he climbs over the neighbour's wall then sits outside wailing until someone lets him in. Stupid cat. Ok, a feast of football today. I'm off to get the papers then lie on the sofa. Come on the Arsenal! Oh, and happy birthday to the boss.]]>
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Arsenal just four too good for Reading http://arseblog.net/2006/10/23/arsenal-just-four-too-good-for-reading/ Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:45:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=207 The third was the pick of the bunch as our slick, one touch passing brought us to the edge of the box, Henry fed Hleb who could have shot but pulled it back for Robin van Persie to score with his right foot. As much as 30 yard screamers are great to watch so are goals like that. It was 4-0 with about twenty minutes to go when Henry played Cesc through, he was upended by the keeper and Henry slotted home the penalty off the post. We then brought on Adebayor, Walcott and Song for Hleb, van Persie and Rosicky and then just cruised for the last 20 minutes. People might point to the fact that it was 'only Reading' but don't forget Chelsea were lucky to scrape a 1-0 win here and Man United could do no more than draw 1-1 with Steve Coppel's team. They're no mugs and although they were probably a bit naive yesterday the way we played would have caused any team in the league problems. As others have pointed out Cesc was just fantastic and that was a great way to celebrate signing his new deal. That said I don't really want to single anyone out above anyone else because the team as a whole was just excellent yesterday from back to front. Having Hleb, Rosicky and Fabregas confusing opponents with their passing and movement while Gilberto mops up behind them looks very tasty indeed. There's an obvious hunger in the side that hasn't been as apparent previously and I enjoyed seeing Hleb, van Persie and Rosicky chatting and laughing at the final whistle. They're young, talented players who are obviously enjoying their football and I think that's true throughout the team. Now, one swallow doesn't make a summer and all that but I think we've all been waiting for a sign that we've stepped up a gear. The win against United at Old Trafford came on the back of three relatively poor results and instilled belief in the players that the manager professed to have in them all along. The subsequent league wins, that's five in a row now, should have done the same for the fans. We're not perfect, of course, but it would be churlish to focus on any of the negatives this morning. What we do know now is that we are capable of playing the kind of football we've threatened for some time, that we can go away and win, that we have goals from all over the pitch and that a title challenge is not beyond the realms of possibility. Afterwards Thierry Henry said the midweek defeat to CSKA Moscow was the spur for the performance while Cesc said:
When we play like that, I don't think a lot of teams can do anything about it against Thierry and players like that. The important thing was that we played as a team, we defended as a team and we're really happy with the peformance today.
Arsene Wenger was again quick to talk up his confidence in the side and the belief the players have that they can challenge for the title, saying:
I feel strongly that the hunger is there, the quality is there, the competition is of a very high level but we believe we can do it. Let's see how consistent we can be and I think we will be, but we go from game to game now and give everything in every game like we always do, but we believe we can do it.
So, it should be a pretty happy Monday for Arsenal fans. And I can make your Monday even happier with another fab competition. Blue Square Arsenal bettingArseblog has teamed up with Blue Square to give you the chance to win two tickets to see Everton this Saturday. All you have to do is go to Blue Square and open an account. Make a bet of £5 or more on anything then email marketing@bluesq.com with your username and your mobile phone number. On Friday they'll choose the winner, give you a call and arrange to meet with you on Saturday and you can watch the game from the luxury of the Blue Square box. Please use this link to sign up for your Blue Square account. If you already have a Blue Square account you're not out of it either. Again, just place a £5, or more, bet and email your username and mobile number to them. Couldn't be easier. Please remember you need to be able to be at the stadium on Saturday afternoon at pretty short notice as the winner is not being announced until Friday lunchtime or thereabouts so bear that in mind when you enter. Also, make sure you email your details to marketing@bluesq.com and not to me! Ok, we've got Carling Cup action tomorrow and we'll no doubt see some of the kids involved there. A more detailed preview of that tomorrow. Bye for now.]]>
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Early start, Carling Cup preview, competitions http://arseblog.net/2006/10/24/early-start-carling-cup-preview-competitions/ Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=208 Cesc has been talking about how much he enjoys playing football at Arsenal. He said:
Our type of game makes me feel so happy, and when I go home I can relax and enjoy it on the television because all of our goals today were great goals, even the penalty because of the pass Thierry gave me. When I am on the pitch I really enjoy myself, and this is so important for a player. I'm not sure if I could play in a team which played long balls all the time.
And what a nice little dig at Chelsea that is. You have to say that he suits Arsenal and Arsenal suits him. He probably wouldn't have developed as quickly and as well in a team playing a different style of football. Right place, right time for both parties. Meanwhile Arsene Wenger has ensured that no expectations will be raised ahead of January by saying he won't be buying anyone in when the transfer window opens. When you consider we have Senderos and Clichy now back from injury with Diaby, Lauren, Baptista and Ljungberg still to return it's hard to see where we need anyone. That won't stop the tabloids linking us with all and sundry but he seems quite emphatic on the matter. If you think about it since last January we have signed Adebayor, Walcott, Diaby, Rosicky, Baptista, Denilson and Gallas. That's plenty. Ahead of tonight's Carling Cup game the boss says he'd like to win the competition as it's the only domestic trophy he hasn't won. There was no squad released yesterday but we'll see Philippe Senderos make his return from the injury that he picked up in the World Cup. Gael Clichy will play, Almunia will start in goal, Adebayor, Walcott, Denilson and Aliadiere will also start as well as whoever else was on the bench against Reading which means Alex Song. I'm not sure what has happened to Mathieu Flamini but if he's fit I hope he starts. I'm not sure where the game can be seen, perhaps on one of those stream things. Don't forget our Blue Square competition. If you haven't already got an account with them just click here to sign up, place a bet of £5 or more on anything you like, then email marketing@bluesq.com with your username and phone number. The prize? Two tickets to watch the Everton game from their executive box at the Grove! Remember, you have to be able to be at the ground at short notice as they'll call the winner on Friday afternoon. Finally, if you have any questions for Friday's arsecast please email arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com. You can still download the first one and enter the competition to win the 94 home shirt thanks to www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk Ok, I have to run. See ya'll tomorrow.]]>
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Kids too good for West Brom, Kolo signs new deal http://arseblog.net/2006/10/25/kids-to-good-for-west-brom-kolo-signs-new-deal/ Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:24:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=209 here (thanks to Archie). Afterwards the boss was happy with the win saying we'd now have a chance to see how good a player Aliadiere is as he's free from injury. He also revealed his plan to play Theo Walcott on the wing as part of his education, saying:
When you have a player like Theo, it is important to let him develop on the wing. He has to learn how to dribble and gain confidence in attacking people in one-on-one situations. Then, in a year or two he can move into the middle and use those abilities to do a better job.
He also spoke about the team in general, saying:
Denilson was superb for an 18 year old and Aliadiere’s movement and mobility was first class. To bring so many young players through gives me great satisfaction. It is a wonderful feeling to see them show such great spirit
The only blemish on the night was the groin injury picked up by Adebayor which will keep him out for a while. No doubt we'll get more info on that soon. All in all a job well done, praise from the opposition boss, and onto the next round. We had some more good news yesterday when it was revealed that Kolo Toure has signed a new 'long term' contract with the club. Given that he is represented by the same company that represents Cuntley Cunt I know some people were worried but not even Jonathan Barnett would dare fuck with the Kolo. Kolo says:
I can see myself staying here for the rest of my career. Why would I want to leave? I love my football here, my family is settled here and the club is ambitious. It is fantastic.
Brilliant news and for a guy who was essentially a utility player when he first joined to have taken the opportunity given to him so well is really fantastic. Eyebrows were raised when he first started at centre-half but now he's one of the first names on the team sheet every week. He's a brilliant example to younger players, his enthusiasm, energy and commitment is second to none. Even when we were 4-0 up against Reading he was bombing up the field in the last few minutes to try and get another. I love Kolo. I just hope we see one of those rocket free kicks go in soon and Kolo is one of the things I'll be chatting to East Lower about during this week's arsecast. Thanks to all of you for the questions you've sent in, I'll try and get through as many of those as possible. Do keep them coming though! Don't forget the competition to win two executive box tickets to see Everton with thanks to Blue Square. Just go to www.bluesq.com, open an account if you don't have one already, place a bet of £5 or more, then email your username and daytime phone number to marketing@bluesq.com. They'll call the winner on Friday afternoon so you have to be able to get to the ground on Saturday morning to meet them and get your tickets. And that's about that. More, as usual, tomorrow.]]>
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Aliadiere, Everton x 2, win stuff, some midfielder http://arseblog.net/2006/10/26/aliadiere-everton-x-2-win-stuff-some-midfielder/ Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:23:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=210 Emmanuel Adebayor is that he's set to miss three weeks with a thigh injury. With Theo Walcott earmarked for the wings the forgotten man, Jeremie Aliadiere, should get a chance albeit on the bench to start with. We all know he's had problems galore with injuries but he's determined to fight for his Arsenal future, saying:
I love Arsenal. There were times when I could have gone but I always wanted to be here. It is just a matter of training everyday, doing my best and, when I get the chance like this, just showing the boss I am ready to play.
He really does have to make the most of the opportunities he's given and he is a topic of discussion in tomorrow's arsecast during the blogchat with the man from East Lower. You do have one last chance to enter the competition to win the the 94 home shirt from classicfootballshirts.co.uk. Just go here, download episode 1 and send in your answer. Episode 2 will be available tomorrow morning. Also, today is your last chance to go to win two executive box tickets to the Everton game thanks to Blue Square. Just go to www.bluesq.com, open an account if you don't have one already, place a bet of £5 or more, then email your username and daytime phone number to marketing@bluesq.com. They'll call the winner on Friday afternoon so you have to be able to get to the ground on Saturday morning to meet them and get your tickets. I'll update the blog with the name of the winner tomorrow afternoon as well. Despite having more options in midfield than we've ever had before that doesn't stop us being linked with new players - and there's still two months till the transfer window opens. This time it's Ghanaian Ahmed Apimah Barusso. He plays for Rimini (heh, rim) in Serie A and the Mirror says his club would be unable to resist an Arsenal bid. He can just join Cesc, Gilberto, Baptista, Diaby, Flamini, Song, Denilson and even Hleb and Rosicky who can play in central midfield. Unless we're planning a revolutionary 2-7-1 formation I can't see it happening. Right, there you go. I have to go put the finishing touches to the arsecast and by finishing touches I mean record the whole thing. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Arsecast 2, the second one - quick round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/10/27/arsecast-2-the-second-one-quick-round-up/ Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:43:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=211 meet and greet with the players. The last picture on the right hand side is just crying out for a caption, isn't it? In other injury news we'll be without Adebayor for the Everton game. He joins Freddie, Julio Baptista, and Lauren on the sidelines. Also out in Abou Diaby but he's working his way back to fitness. He's done an interview with the Arsenal TV Online thingy but what happens is that some of the other sites, especially Sky Sports, subscribe to that then give us the story during the week at some stage. Saves us having to do it, eh? Anyway, he says:
I will work hard. I accept the competition between the players. I will give my best to regain my place.
Excellent. When he does get fit we really do have lots of options in midfield and with youngsters like Fran Merida still to come it's going to mean survival of the fittest. The cream will rise to the top. And other clichés. Right then, the moment none of you have been waiting for. It's the second ever arsecast in association with classicfootballshirts.co.uk Arsecasts In this episode I try and explain the difference between an arsecast and an arsecast, chat to the man from East Lower, reveal the winner of the classicfootballshirts.co.uk competition, give you another bet of the week from bluesq.com, Arsene Wenger Hawkins will be along and I make a little phone call. You can download directly here and remember you can subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes. Just do the following: In iTunes go to advanced > subscribe to podcast Then put in the following url: http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecastfeed.xml Whenever there's a new episode it'll download automatically. It should also be available through the iTunes music store soon. Sound quality should be better this week although the levels in some places vary a bit. I haven't quite figured out which filter I need to use to equalise the whole thing, advice readily accepted on that. And that's about it. Later on I'll update today's blog with the winner of the bluesq.com competition. One lucky person will be going to see the Everton game in their executive box. Stand by for that. Update: The winner of the tickets is Aidan Finch. Well done, Aidan. And just to mention that bluesq.com paid out £25,000 extra on last week's best of the week on the arsecast. Tune in for this week's! Away with ye, then.]]>
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Let's make Perry Groves better than Ashley Cole http://arseblog.net/2006/10/28/lets-make-perry-groves-better-than-ashley-cole/ Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:53:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=212 Senderos and Flamini are back in the squad but Gael Clichy is rested as AW doesn't want him doing too much too soon after being out for so long. Other than that the squad is as expected with the injuries mentioned during the week. If you listened to yesterday's arsecast you'll have heard bluesq.com's bet of the week which involved Andy Johnson winning a penalty. Wenger revealed yesterday that he had been interested in the player and that he thought 80% of the penalties he won were genuine. So Johnson is only a diving cheat 20% of the time. Beautiful. Watch out at the back today, lads. Wenger's other snippets involved ruling out a move for David Beckham whose time in Spain looks to be coming to an end and his belief that West Ham should keep faith with Alan Pardew which is brilliantly sneaky. Pardew couldn't win a fixed raffle this season and if he stays I'd put money on them going down. While Everton manager David Moyes has been full of praise for Cesc Fabregas our Spanish midfielder is not letting the plaudits go to his head. He says:
I appreciate these comments when they come for you but I still think I am just 19. I am still growing up as a player and a person in a great club and with great players next to me and I think this is very positive.
I know it's a point we keep going back to but the difference in his attitude to that of some other young players who they've got it made as soon as they get near the first team is worth pointing out again. I love that little guy. Another game at the Grove today and it now feels like home to the players. Thierry Henry says:
The first two games were difficult, now it seems like we have a home.
Fortress Ashburton? Fortress Grove? Whatever. Let's just make sure it's as difficult as possible for anyone who comes to our place. Finally for today thanks to everyone who emailed me to tell me that Ashley Cole's book has only sold 3,500 copies, far less than the biographies of Rio Ferdinand, Steven Gerrard and Arnold Cunthammer who lives in Blackpool and nobody knows who he is. Serves him right. It was suggested on the forums here yesterday that more people should be made aware of this fine tome. Yes, it's 'We all live in a Perry Groves world' by Perry Groves. Wouldn't it be fun if Perry Groves' book sold more than Ashley's? Yes, indeed it would. Tell your friends and family that this is what you want for Christmas. Order now. Let's make Perry Groves officially much, much better than Ashley Cole. More tomorrow.]]>
212 2006-10-28 10:53:01 2006-10-28 08:53:01 closed open lets-make-perry-groves-better-than-ashley-cole publish 0 0 post 0 122 http://slev.wordpress.com/2006/12/04/i-hate-the-british-press/ 72.232.131.14 2006-12-04 07:30:47 2006-12-04 05:30:47 1 pingback 0 0 123 http://www.robertsharp.co.uk/2006/12/20/cult-footballers-and-followings/ 82.113.136.100 2006-12-20 05:46:35 2006-12-20 03:46:35 1 pingback 0 0
Everton's anti-football wins them a point http://arseblog.net/2006/10/29/evertons-anti-football-wins-them-a-point/ Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:27:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=213 Arsene Wenger understands why they played that way too but he was not impressed and again pointed to the gamesmanship and timewasting. When it became obvious that we were going to have difficulty breaking them down we did start shooting from outside the box. Rosicky went close a couple of times, I remember Howard making a great save from Fabregas and time was running out. To demonstrate how far apart the two teams were in their outlook we made substition playing with 2 at the back as Everton had so many men back defending. We had Theo Walcott, a 17 year old winger/striker playing in a kind of right back position and had van Persie, Henry and Aliadiere on the pitch as well. Yes, we had to attack but we stayed the same to try and win the game after we had equalised. Robin van Persie scores...When it came it was a cracker. A free kick, pretty much central, just outside the D. Thierry Henry, who was practically anonymous yesterday for whatever reason, had taken one earlier. This time it was van Persie's turn and he curled it beautifully into the top right hand corner. Try as we might though we couldn't get the winner, Moyes was sent to the stand for his constant sniping at the officials and Everton came away with a point that they worked very hard to get. There's no arguing that but it's either a measure of how much we're feared if we're allowed play or an indication of how limited Everton are that they performed the way they did. Personally I think they're a much more capable side than the one we saw yesterday but as I said they got their point and they'll be happy. You felt during the game that this would have been an ideal game for Baptista or Adebayor to provide that little something different. Baptista in particular as I think Adebayor tries to play too much like we already play when he should be using his height and presence in a different way. The sheer size and strength of Baptista would have been fun to watch though. So another team plays negatively and we have problems. What can we do though? Arsene Wenger said:
I feel in many respects of the game we did very well, but in the final third we lacked something. A little bit of sharpness, a little bit of vision, a little bit of attacking the ball on crosses.
Which is true. Henry wasn't at the races and maybe having someone like Adebayor or Baptista scaring the shit out of the defence would have brought dividends yesterday. The main thing though is not to concede like we did. It's obvious now that very few teams will come back and attack us if they go a goal up. Maybe United would, maybe Liverpool but practically every other team in the league is going to sit back and deny us space in the final third. However, earlier in the season when Villa played like this people bemoaned our lack of shooting and having a go. That can't be said of yesterday so we're doing something to try and combat it. As well as that we did better than when Man City did the same to us so we're improving and learning as we go. I'm not too disheartened by the result at all. As I said Everton are a decent side and in a game of real football would be a tough test. They beat Sp*rs away with 10 men. It's just that the way they played leaves a sour taste and obviously raises questions about our ability to cope with that kind of game. I thought we answered some, if not all, all of those questions though. We remain unbeatable at home though. In a brief look at the other stories the boss talks about resting Cesc and how he sees him developing. With CSKA in midweek a must-win to pretty much qualify for the next round of the CL I can't see him not playing but should we qualify he might get a rest for the other games (depending on who's fit). Congratulations to Anthony Stokes who scored a hat-trick for Falkirk yesterday. Obviously a mention in Friday's arsecast inspired him to great things. And that's about it. Don't forget to place your orders for Perry Groves' much better than Ashley Cole's illiterate piece of crap biography. Get in there before the Christmas rush. Then we can really sing 'at number 1, it's Perry Groves...' Have a good Sunday.]]>
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Sshhhhhhhh.... http://arseblog.net/2006/10/30/sshhhhhhhh/ Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:24:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=214 Thierry Henry says he'd rather die than do something which I don't know what it is. I think it's play football like Everton. To be fair I'd rather die than play football like Everton. I'd rather die than stand up though so I may not be the best person to talk to about this. Some Swiss striker says that Arsenal have been watching him. Peeping toms, so we are. And that is as much as I can muster. Remember, if you have questions for this week's arsecast email away to arsecast@[removethis]arseblog.com. I'm going to curl into a ball now and whimper. Ahhhh, that's the stuff.]]> 214 2006-10-30 11:24:42 2006-10-30 09:24:42 closed open sshhhhhhhh publish 0 0 post 0 Where the 'Henry was booed' story came from http://arseblog.net/2006/10/31/where-the-henry-was-booed-story-came-from/ Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:53:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=215 someone else pointed out perhaps he was confusing cries of 'shooooot' with boos (God knows how he would have coped if Eduuuuu set up a goal for Kanuuuuuu) 4 - He's making stuff up and 'making stuff up' is a polite way of saying 'lying' to stir the shit. Obviously saying Thierry Henry was booed by Arsenal fans makes for good copy for the News of the World. It doesn't matter that it's complete bollocks other papers picked up the story and soon it spreads and despite the fact it's not true stories like this are remembered. 'Oh, remember when Arsenal fans booed their captain?!' some wankbag pundit on some TV show (most likely that shiny-foreheaded cunt Hansen) will pipe up and at that point it doesn't matter how many times you tell people it's not true too many people believe it (sort of like that Marc Almond story). Thierry Henry was not booed and I can imagine that he wouldn't have enjoyed reading the reports based on the falsehood which started in the News of the World. Remember, Thierry has been known to pick up the phone to journalists who he feels have misquoted or misrepresented him so it might be of some interest to him to know where it began. Now, the News of the World is not renowned for its integrity and high journalistic standards but surely the least one would expect of someone there to do a match report is for them to just report what happened and not invent stuff. We can all accept minor errors in match reports, it's normal, but saying Rosicky took a corner when it was actually Cesc is not the same as saying Thierry was barracked by his own fans. He might as well have said a spaceship landed on the penalty spot because that's the level of invention we're talking about. It's designed purely and simply to create a story where there isn't one. Perhaps to cause some trouble, to damage the relationship between Henry and the fans. Now, I'm sure Thierry knows fine well that he wasn't booed but it's better to get it out there and to give you an idea of how these kinds of stories start. Journos with an agenda, reporters who can't simply report, sports editors who want to stir the shit and tabloids that want sensationalism ahead of the 'fearless advocacy of the truth'. Now, the News of the World likes to boast about its football coverage. For the vast majority of football fans of any club one of the main ways they find out about matches is through match reports. You expect them to be relatively honest. You don't expect some Liverpool supporting penny-a-liner to make up blatant untruths. Perhaps, if you're a loyal News of the World reader (or even if you're not), you might feel like contacting the editor to ask him to assign Arsenal matches to somebody who won't make up crap and try and cause problems for the fans or the captain. Ask him if they can just report what happened during the match and leave the fiction and creative writing to people who can do it well. Ask him if he could send someone who doesn't think they can speak for Arsenal fans because Antony Kastrinakis tried to do that last Saturday and I'm quite sure not one of the Arsenal fans would choose him to speak on their behalf. Either way the more people that know that this is how these kinds of stories are vomited into the public domain and that they should be treated with the contempt you might reserve for a new Phil Collins album it the better. To sum up: Thierry Henry = Arsenal legend. Antony Kastrinakis = Liverpool supporting hack. In a quick look at the other stories around Thierry believes we can still win the title. As he points out we've won 5 and drawn 1 of our last 6 league games. Not bad going by any standards. Cesc believes we can win the Champions League however, ahead of tomorrow's game against CSKA Moscow the boss has warned the team against being too cocky, saying:
I was very positive going to Moscow but as a team we were too confident of taking the points. We were not giving 100 per cent in every tackle, we were not fighting for the ball enough. It was an arrogant way of not being urgent.
A little rap on the knuckles for the boys there, expect a reaction tomorrow at the Grove. And speaking of Groves let's not forget the mighty Perry and his book 'We all live in a Perry Groves world'. Hopefully I'll have some copies to give away, more on that tomorrow, but it seems it's already got a higher Amazon ranking that Ashley Cole. He's at 829 while Ashley's lamentable stay-inside-the-lines-oh-that's-colouring-innit effort languishes at number 7,913. I'm not sure what that means in terms of total sales figures but I'll try and find out. Until tomorrow and happy hallowe'en to you all.]]>
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News round-up, win Perry's book http://arseblog.net/2006/11/01/news-round-up-win-perrys-book/ Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:23:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=216 Justin Hoyte might recover in time but there's no Adebayor. If Hoyte doesn't recover it'll be interesting to see who he plays at right back. With Gael Clichy back either Djourou (who revealed yesterday he signed a new 6 year deal in the summer) or Gallas could move across or Flamini could play like he did on Saturday. AW says Thierry Henry will be motivated for this game after what happened in the away leg and hopefully he'll get on the scoresheet. A big dunce's F for Gabby Logan who wrote in the Times last night that Henry was booed at the weekend. Despite what was written yesterday some people are far too lazy or stupid to let the truth get in the way of what they think is a good line. Twats. The boss has also called FIFA and UEFA stupid for not introducing video replays to the game. He says:
If there are situations where you are sure that if you look at a video you see if it is in or not in, why do we refuse to use that? It is not stubbornness, it is stupidity.
It's going to become more of an issue, that's for sure. Do we stick with the human error that we've lived with for so long or embrace technology? An issue for another day. Philippe Senderos has recovered from his injury and is determined to win his place back in the side. On that and being given the number 6 shirt, he says:
One thing is always the same at Arsenal - if you play well then you will play, that's the way it is here. I'm very proud of that [the number 6] but the only thing that really counts is how you do on the park.
Jeremie Aliadiere says he's considering leaving Arsenal in January. He's disappointed not to have played more and although he loves the club his career is more important. I think Wenger might let him leave especially considering the form and talent of Nicklas Bentdner who scored his 7th goal of the season for Birmingham last night. Because he emailed me constantly and non-stop go here if you want to sign a petition about the clock end clock for Jonny. Please note that repeated emailing will now result in me completely ignoring you forever or perhaps hunting you down and giving you a solid thrashing. Perry Groves book is better than Ashley Cole'sOk, Arseblog is the blog that keeps on giving. This time we have very kindly been given 6 copies of 'We all live in a Perry Groves world' by Perry Groves. It is 'The heartwarming and hilarious account of life as an Arsenal legend'. To enter simply answer the following question. Is Perry's book better than Ashley Cole's piece of shit? a) Yes or b) No and I'm not Ashley Cole or anyone working for his agents, I swear Simply email your answer to betterthanashleycole@arseblog.com and on Friday I'll announce the 6 winners. Easy peasy, eh? Finally, in relation to Friday's arsecast I got an email about superstitions. People who wear a favourite jersey or eat a hotdog from the same stand each time. If you have a superstition regarding Arsenal please email them to arsecast@[removethis]arseblog.com and I'll read out some of the best on the arsecast. Right, that's it but that's more than enough. Here's to a good result tonight. Come on the lads!]]>
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Champagne football, ginger-ale finishing http://arseblog.net/2006/11/02/champagne-football-ginger-ale-finishing/ Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:21:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=217 There's no point me going through them all, I don't have enough webspace and bandwidth, but the best two chances in the first half fell to Cesc and Tomas Rosicky. Cesc went round the keeper and although he was off balance he should have scored and Rosicky had an open goal but managed, somehow, to knock the ball right back into the keeper's arms. In the second half Robin van Persie almost got on the end of an Henry cross, he then made a great run into the box for a cross which he headed just wide and Gilberto had another good header saved by the keeper. We had Jens to thank for saving the day when he made a good save from Vagner Love as we pushed forward but we just couldn't put it away for the goal the rest of our play deserved. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was quick to highlight the positives and I do understand that. He praised our overall play which, for most of the game until we started worrying about conceding a late goal which allowed them back into it, was just fantastic. We ripped them to shreds. He said:
Overall, the team played exceptionally well - maybe the best in the Champions League since I was here. We have to take the result tonight with big frustration but a lot of encouragement for the future. What this team has shown tonight, I have not seen for many years in the Champions League. That's why we have to take this result in a positive way and continue what we're doing.
I think, more than anything, he's trying to make sure that the way we finished, or didn't finish, doesn't become an issue or some kind of psychological problem. I know people will accuse us of trying to walk the ball into the net again, something that is beyond tiresome now, but there's no arguing with the fact we don't score enough scruffy goals. But when a team is making so many chances what more can you do? These are players that can score from 10, 20, 30 yards on a regular basis so why do nights like last night happen with what seems like increasing frequency? There aren't too many games where we don't score though. I'd love to see the stats on that for the last two or three seasons. Last night's draw was down to shit finishing, nothing more. It doesn't deserve more analysis than that. The shit finishing might be worth a closer look though but that's something for another day. Gunnerblog has his say and it's interesting reading. I think everything we do nowadays is over-analysed. There's no doubt some people need to remember they're watching human beings play football and not Soccerbots who are programmed to do everything perfectly every single time. It wasn't like the Everton game. We made clear cut chances, we tore their defence apart, it wasn't about not breaking down a defence. It was, in the cold light of day, just one of those nights. We could have played till 11.30 and still not scored. Anyway, we do like a challenge, don't we? Why make life easy for yourself when you can complicate things? It's the Arsenal way! Thanks for all your emails regarding superstitions. There have been some interesing and bizarre ones which will feature on tomorrow's arsecast. Also, don't forget the incredibly difficult Perry Groves competition. To win a copy of his book 'We all live in a Perry Groves world' just answer the following question: Is Perry’s book better than Ashley Cole’s piece of shit? a) Yes or b) No and I’m not Ashley Cole or anyone working for his agents, I swear Simply email your answer to betterthanashleycole@arseblog.com and on Friday I’ll announce the 6 winners. Right then, it's gone cold here. I'm not used to this at all. Only another 8 months of winter to go till the three days of summer. Joy. Oh, and thanks to Ricey for the headline.]]>
217 2006-11-02 10:21:09 2006-11-02 08:21:09 closed open champagne-football-ginger-ale-finishing publish 0 0 post 0 125 http://arsenal.theoffside.com/team-news/deserving-something-in-football-is-not-enough.html 216.139.229.235 2006-11-02 14:52:42 2006-11-02 12:52:42 1 pingback 0 0
Henry is right, Arsecast episode 3 available now! http://arseblog.net/2006/11/03/henry-is-right-arsecast-episode-3-available-now/ Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:16:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=218 Thierry Henry's programme notes have been widely reported in various papers over the last few days. No doubt you've read the full thing already but it's worth linking to anyway because it's hard to disagree with anything he says. It goes back to the whole supporters v fans thing and it must be hard on the team when they're trying to get a goal to see vast swathes of empty seats because some fans can't be arsed to stay till the end. I realise there are always people who leave early and that there are some difficulties getting away from the new stadium. I also understand that there are people who have long journeys to make and 5 minutes can make a difference to their trip home but fans expect 100% commitment on the pitch from the players. They expect them to put their body on the line week in, week out. That's normal. It must be a pain in the arse for the players though when some of the people who have such high expectations of you can't be bothered to stay in their seats an extra 5 minutes to cheer them on, to perhaps help them to get a goal. If fans are the twelfth man then some of ours at the moment are more Stefan Malz than Marc Overmars. Today's Independent suggests Henry is walking a 'fine line' after what they call a 'broadside' at fans. While not as bad as that twat from the NoTW it's still shit-stirring, if you ask me. What Henry said was measured, thoughtful and had its basis in truth. He wants the fans to get behind the team for 90 minutes plus injury time, not 85. It can make a difference. We want the new stadium to be a fortress, a place where the opposition won't enjoy coming but that's not just down to the 11 players on the pitch, a huge amount of that has to come from us. Anyway, it's far better to get these things out in the open and deal with them rather than let them fester and cause problems in the long term. The captain speaks here about what he said in his notes, the missed chances and that it might well be Rosicky, who is gutted by his miss,  that wins us the game on Sunday. There are also quotes from William Gallas and Gael Clichy. With regards to team news for Sunday it looks like Adebayor has a 90% chance of being involved after his thigh injury. Ljungberg and Eboue will both still be out though. Robin van Persie says he wants to become a better all round player. He says:
I have not set myself any objectives, but I have focused myself on improving my distribution and passing. I want to help my team-mates, I want them to trust me in every situation and know that I am there to help them on the pitch.
I know he had some problems with attitude before, which I always felt were blown way out of proportion, but he seems to have a good head on his shoulders now and that can only be a good thing. We're giving a trial to a Chinese player called Mao Jianqing, according to reports. Also on the radar is Japanese midfielder Shoo Tchucunt. I asked you, in a very tough competition question, if Perry Groves' fantastic 'We all live in a Perry Groves world' was better than Ashley Cole's piece of shit book. Everybody got the question right apart from one person who is obviously a complete loser this morning. There are 6 winners of a copy of the book and, thanks to the Random Number Generator they are as follows: Barry McKermitt, Martin Hester, Paul Roberts, Maria Kilcoyne, Tim Symonds and Jane Tuckwell. I'll be in touch with you lot for addresses etc later on. Now, onwards to the usual Friday helping of audio bollocks that is the arsecast with thanks to classicfootballshirts.co.uk Arsecasts This week I talk about the Perry Groves campaign and hopefully, fingers crossed, I'll have the man himself on next week's arsecast to talk about how much better his book is than Ashley Cole's, there's a blogchat with Gilbertosilver from gunnerblog.com, a bit about your superstitions (complete with cheesy music!), your questions, Arsene Wenger Hawkins and a bet of week from bluesq.com You can download directly here. I'm still waiting for the arsecast to be added to the iTunes music store. Not quite sure what's going on there to be honest. They said it was only a test podcast and to resubmit when I uploaded the real thing. It obviously wasn't a test though and when I try to resubmit they tell me it's already been submitted. Anyone got any hints on this? Anyway, that's your lot. More tomorrow ahead of the West Ham game on Sunday.]]>
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I hate FIFA, UEFA and Michel Platini http://arseblog.net/2006/11/04/i-hate-fifa-uefa-and-michel-platini/ Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:04:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=219 Alan Pardew says he has no grudge with Arsene Wenger and tries, but fails, to suggest it was all reported badly and it wasn't him being a cunt at all. Good of him. He makes disparaging comments about us then says he has no grudge. Tellingly he says he had a good relationship with AW but since his comments has not seen him since. I wouldn't hold your breath, Alan. We'll go and play our normal game on Sunday according to the manager who has ruled out any change of style. You can't complain about the type of football we play, just the end product isn't always a match but then it's not an exact science. He has also hit out at the frankly ludicrous proposal by FIFA and the 'international players union' (whoever the fuck they are) that six members of a side must be eligible to play for the club's national association. The boss says:
It is not to protect the national identity, it is to protect the national teams, their competitions, and their incomes. What can you say to a guy who pays money to watch your team? 'This player's first touch is not good, yes, we know but he is English. What can I do?
And he's right. Fans want to watch the best players not players who are in the team simply because they're English. I'd imagine it's entirely unworkable in Europe and it's great that he didn't shy away from the real motivation. For some time the highest quality football has been club football in Euope. Whereas previously the international game was the pinnacle that's no longer the case. FIFA want to try and change that not by making the international game better but by making club football worse. They already make a fortune on the World Cup but we have to remember that this is an organisation that now looks first to maximise revenue and profits and their interest in the game of football as a sport is secondary at best. Quite honestly FIFA should be a non-profit group with all revenue poured back into the grass roots of the game. Instead it's a coven of fat cat led by that cunt Blatter. There isn't much that would turn me off the game entirely but if this ever came to pass I don't think I'd bother with football any more. With much of the focus on Nicklas Bendtner at Birmingham let's not overlook another of our strikers on loan. While the Dane has scored 7 goals since the start of the season young Irishman Anthony Stokes scored 6 last month alone for Falkirk and won the Scottish Premier League's young player of the month award. Fair play to him. Michel Platini says Thierry Henry was wrong not to join Barcelona, saying:
Thierry Henry is a truly great player and is on the verge of overtaking me as a goalscorer for France. However, he hasn’t achieved the same category of other great stars. Why? Because he lacks playing in a great team and winning titles with his club like he has done with France, where he has been European and world champion.
I cannot quite express in words how much I detest Michel Platini. He was a truly brilliant player but he is now a irksome little football politician determined to make his mark on the game in retirement too. He's likely to be the next President of UEFA which will not be a good thing. Ex-pros constantly bemoan the lack of loyalty in the game but when a player decides to stay with a club that he loves, that has given him the platform to become the player he is then he's accused of lacking ambition or similar. To Platini I say 'Get fucked you fucking curly ponce and leave football alone. Your World Cup every two years idea was right up there with the worst in history such as someone deciding it would be a good idea for Hoddle and Waddle to record a song together. I realise you're doing your best to ensure that all physical contact is eliminated from the game but I tell you this - if I ever see you I am going to take a run and sliding tackle you so far up in the air I'll put you in orbit and when Thierry breaks your goalscoring record for France I hope he whips off his shirt to reveal a picture of you on his vest underneath with a dog licking your balls and the caption 'Le Cunt'." That's what I say. Right, I'm off before something else gets on my nerves. Till tomorrow.]]>
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West Ham preview, Super Stokesy Stokes! http://arseblog.net/2006/11/05/west-ham-preview-super-stokesy-stokes/ Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:10:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=220 West Ham fans. Surely we just cannot be that profligate in front of goal again. One man hoping to get a goal is Jeremie Aliadiere who talks about his loan spell at West Ham. When it became obvious Alan Pardew was going to play him only when his 5 other strikers were unfit or dead he asked why he bothered bringing him to the club at all. The Frenchman says:
I sat on the bench all the time, coming on for five, ten or 15 minutes. So I'd love to put one over them on Sunday.
That's what I like. Some good old fashioned bitterness. While I'd much prefer a comfortable win an Aliadiere winner in the last minute which made him run over to Alan Pardew and do some kind of Alan Partridge style dance while sticking his fingers up at him repeatedly would be one of the moments of the season. If we do have problems scoring goals today then there appears to be a solution north of the border from just across the Irish sea. After 6 goals in a month in October Anthony Stokes has kept his impressive form up with another hat-trick yesterday in Falkirk's 3-0 away win over Dunfermline. He's on loan there until Christmas but Falkirk manager John Hughes would love to keep him longer. It's great that he's taking his chance up there and showing what a good striker he is. With Lupoli and Bendtner at the club Stokesy, the new Frank Stapleton (without the cunty bits), was often played on the right hand side of midfield. When he's played up front he's now showing how effective he can be. Let's hope Arsene Wenger is taking note. It's obvious he's the natural successor to Thierry Henry. Obvious I tell you. AW talks about José Antonio Reyes and his statement that he'd never return to Arsenal. The boss says that if Arsenal's interests coincide with those of Reyes then all the better but he should be under no illusions about who makes the final decision about him. He also says he's been very impressed with Julio Baptista even though he's hardly played. And that's about that. Time for breakfast (god bless you Aunt Jemima), the papers then the match. More tomorrow.]]>
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Wenger furious, we need to be furious too http://arseblog.net/2006/11/06/wenger-furious-we-need-to-be-furious-too/ Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:45:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=221 After Pardew, quite rightly, celebrated the West Ham goal, came over and said something to Arsene Wenger who reacted to whatever was said. I'm sure whatever Pardew said it wasn't "Jolly bad luck, Arsene!" and whatever it was it was enough to make Wenger, already frustrated by the penalty decision and perhaps the foul on Flamini in the build up to their goal, react and the two managers had to be separated by the fourth official. Some people have said Wenger should have shown more class but it's the sort of thing I'd expect from any manager who has seen a stone wall penalty turned down - knowing that because your team isn't performing it's probably going to be your best chance at a goal - then see a player fouled in the build up to a goal then have some witless cunt like Pardew get in your face about it. Pardew said afterwards he was just celebrating the goal and nothing was said but there's no doubt in my mind he said something. Anyone who has watched Arsene Wenger for the last 10 years knows he would not react like that to somebody simply celebrating a goal, no matter how irritating they were about it. Why would Pardew apologise if all he did was celebrate a goal? I'm sure it will come out eventually. In retrospect though I'm sure the boss would shake hands at the final whistle although he might spit on his palm before accepting the hand offered to him. Oh, and let me just mention that cunt Richard Keys on Sky. Afterwards he was gibbering on like the fucking chimp he is to Jamie Redknapp, who is as insightful and intelligent as a shoe, about how the FA would surely be looking at this to see what charges might be brought. Incredible. What happened between Pardew and Wenger is hardly worthy of FA charges. Sky can't wait to get the them involved though, and no doubt they'll show the incident over and over again to make sure they have to do something about it, but they don't make so much as a two second mention of the fact that some scumbag West Ham fan threw something at Robin van Persie. Does than not also merit an FA investigation? Not according to Sky but then that's no surprise. Nothing they do is a surprise. I watched Sp*rs beat Chelsea for the first time in 345 years yesterday evening and again Keys showed what a class act he was. After they came back from the commercials his first comment was not about how well Sp*rs played, and they did play well, and what a good victory it was for them. Instead it was something along the lines of 'Well, after a tough game in Barcelona during the week and playing for 30 minutes with 10 men here you have to say that it was fantastic from Chelsea'. Now, obviously I'm no Sp*rs fan but credit where it's due. Comments like that and ignoring things like the van Persie incident do little to dispel the idea that some people at Sky have their own agendas for whatever reason you might like to speculate about yourself. And can you imagine what the reaction would have been to the tackle that could have broken Robin van Persie's leg if it had been one of our players on one of theirs? Arsenal left last night without any comment to the media which is unusual but not surprising. I know people are upset about the performance yesterday and obviously the result but I don't think there's too much wrong with us. Every high is over-hyped - like the Reading game - and every low is exaggerated. We dominated Everton, we dominated CSKA, we'd won 5 out of 6 in the Premiership before that and yesterday's was the first really poor performance I can remember for some time. We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that we've only lost as many games as Chelsea have this season. I have a feeling that what we've been lacking somewhat is a bit of a siege mentality. It was prevalent when we used to get red cards all the time. It was batten down the hatches stuff, everyone out there hates us but we don't care. For me we've probably been too nice. Everyone loves the football we play when we get it right and that's great but we've been missing something. Sometimes it's days like yesterday that create that little extra within the team, a spirit or a willingness to go the extra mile for your teammate. Perhaps the West Ham game and the sense of injustice around it and the shite that will inevitably follow will be positive for us in the long run. This could be like the 'Battle of Old Trafford' which created the unbeaten run. It's time for some good old fashioned anger. Yeah! What about us though? It wasn't a good performance and to be honest I would love to see us revert to a more traditional 4-4-2 formation. For me you need a big, ugly strong cunt like Drogba for that to be really effective. Obviously Thierry Henry is not the same kind of player. When he's foraging on his own up there he can't receive the ball in the kind of space he's been accustomed to. He knows he's rarely going to win the headers against two centre-halves and it's no wonder he looks unwilling at times. I'm not making excuses by any means, and I'd love to see Thierry look a bit more involved, but it's just an explanation. I don't think we get the best out of quality strikers like Henry and van Persie with that formation either. Some of the boys looked tired as well. Cesc in particular looks like he could do with a bit of a rest. As well as that we weren't helped by an utterly shite performance from Rob Styles. He could have red carded Jonathan Spector for his tackle on Robin van Persie which was deliberately over the top and designed to hurt. He booked Gael Clichy for competing a header, he booked van Persie for nothing and he made a huge mistake with the penalty. That's not to say we would have won if we'd been given the penalty and I'm not suggesting he's the reason we lost the game but when you see a referee perform that badly then it has to be highlighted. Out of 10 I give him meningitis, the cunt. Anyway, the best thing to do is get this behind us, learn the lessons that need to be learned and get on with it. We've got a Carling Cup game midweek and I expect most of the 'first XI' will be rested for this. Players like Senderos, Aliadiere and Walcott will be looking to remind the boss of what they can do ahead of the Liverpool game next Sunday. Perhaps we'll hear from Arsene Wenger today but for now let's just await the inevitable fall out and pomposity from shitehawk pundits and commentators.]]> 221 2006-11-06 10:45:11 2006-11-06 08:45:11 closed open wenger-furious-we-need-to-be-furious-too publish 0 0 post 0 128 http://gunnerrific.com/?p=86 70.103.16.175 2006-11-15 08:54:37 2006-11-15 06:54:37 1 pingback 0 0 Still no word from Wenger. Thoughts on Captain Thierry. http://arseblog.net/2006/11/07/still-no-word-from-wenger-thoughts-on-captain-thierry/ Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:35:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=222 I don’t intend to say anything to Arsene. I think it is a very minor incident. No more than that. Too true and it's being blown out of all proportion, I think. Yes, it was unusual to see any manager let alone Arsene Wenger react like that but in the grand scheme of things it's nothing much. Pardew acted like a cunt, Wenger reacted. The only thing I would say is that people are far too quick to overlook the reasons why Wenger might have reacted like that. After 10 years in the job without anything like this and similar incidents in the past what was different this time around? Perhaps we'll never know. Some reports suggest that the two managers face disciplinary action, probably because of the Sky hype. They'd be much better off spending their time looking for the coin throwers. Cesc Fabregas and Jens Lehmann also face action for incidents involving Teddy Sheringham. Cesc could face a ban for some really light 'punches', and they are to punches what midgets are to real people, to Sheringham's midriff while Jens went crazy with his trusty water bottle again squirting Chief Cuntingham in the face. Pah, que sera sera. However rubbish Cesc's punches were and however juvenile Jens' squirting antics are it's a whole lot better than seeing Thierry Henry walk off the pitch trying to put his arms around Sheringham (thanks to Simon for pointing out this clip which shows he wasn't laughing and joking with him). Some people are saying he shouldn't be captain and they may have a point, to an extent, but I don't think simply changing the captain will do much positive. Firstly there's the issue of taking it away from him. He is proud of being captain and it would hurt and humiliate him. Secondly, I don't think leadership on the pitch has to come solely from the captain. There are other players who can add to that. The most obvious candidate, in my view, is Philippe Senderos who has that natural leadership quality that Henry doesn't have. We don't need to take away the captaincy for those players to step up though. What I would like to see is more fire from Thierry. He said the other day he was driven by anger. I want to see the anger before the game, during the game and, if things go wrong, after the game. There's all the time in the world to be a playful gentleman at the final whistle. And that's the thing, Thierry Henry is just a genuinely nice guy. He's not a cunt, he'd never react to someone like Roy Keane did to Patrick Vieira in the tunnel, he'd be more likely to try and break it up so people's expectations of his behaviour need to bear that in mind. He's got to stop trying to be everyone's friend on the pitch though. We need him to remember the anger that motivated him in the past. We need to put him in a chair and show him Graham Poll during the Newcastle game, Stefan Henchoz handballing in the FA Cup final, various other incidents that have fired him up. We need to tell him that even though he's a nice guy on the pitch the rest of the fuckers are still going to make Ronaldinho player of the year because they don't see what an on-form Thierry Henry can do for us week in week out season after season after season. We also need to use him in a system that gets the best out of him and that's 4-4-2. 4-5-1 is an experiment gone too far now. People will say we'd be too lightweight in midfield against the likes of Bolton but we've beaten Bolton and nearly everyone else before playing that system. If we need to be more physical then we play a big, strong, go fuck yourself back four that can cope with whatever's thrown at it. We do not see the best of Thierry playing 4-5-1. It's like being married to Angelina Jolie and making her wear Nora Batty style bloomers. We don't have a player who can naturally play the wide left position in that formation either. Robin van Persie is a striker and should be playing there. He too is wasted in the 4-5-1 so let's temper the criticism of Henry, and I'll be the first to say he's not playing well and can do better, and judge him when he's playing the formation that suits him and the way we expect him to play. Anyway, with a game tomorrow against Everton we have to hear from the boss sooner or later. I suspect he'll be reluctant to go into too much detail about Pardew thought. Ahead of that game Phil Neville says Arsenal should have shown more respect to Everton after their 11 men behind the ball tactics at Ashburton Grove the other week. He says:
I’ve played against teams with men behind the ball who play counter-attack football. And you’ve got to play that way if you want to have any joy at the Emirates Stadium.
Someone should tell him that in order to be a counter-attacking team you actually need to counter-attack and not hoof the ball as far upfield as you can. A full preview of the Carling Cup game tomorrow. Just another quick mention for Perry Groves' book 'We all live in a Perry Groves world'. The campaign to ensure his book sells more than Ashley Cole's got a mention in the Sunday Independent here in Ireland this week. It said 'Arsenal supporters on the internet' rather than Arseblog but never mind. All things going well Perry should be appearing on this week's arsecast (in association with classicfootballshirts.co.uk) and as usual if you have any questions or points for discussion you can email arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com And that's that.]]>
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Everton preview, Perry on the arsecast! http://arseblog.net/2006/11/08/everton-preview-perry-on-the-arsecast/ Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:51:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=223 Senderos is particular is determined to win back his first team place and there are many who would suggest his leadership is something we could be missing. Certainly his aerial presence at corners might have helped break down Everton and other teams that play like they do. I expect because they're at home and not facing the first team they won't be as defensive. Theo Walcott will start, as will Adebayor, Flamini, Aliadiere and Denilson, I'd imagine. Fran Merida could be on the bench too. Young Englishman Mark Randall, who was brought on the pre-season tour of Austria, could figure and he's just waiting for his chance and learning from the players we have at the club already. Sadly the game is not on TV anywhere and I don't know if there are any streams. It'll be a night by the radio, that's if it's even on the radio. After what happened against West Ham I'd imagine our approach tonight will be full-blooded, at least. It could be a good game. We'll hear from Arsene Wenger post-game and no matter what happens I'm sure all the questions will be about the events at Upton Park. Tomorrow should be an interesting day. I managed to have a chat last night with Perry Groves for Friday's arsecast. What a very nice bloke he was and you can hear about his book, how it got written, his thoughts on Ashley Cole and why his big arse didn't fit into those tight shorts we used to wear back then. Remember to do your part though. We have to make sure that Perry's book 'We all live in a Perry Groves world' sells more copies than Cuntley Cunt's turgid effort so order now or get down to your local bookshop. Some transfer speculation yesterday linked with Le Mans keeper Johann Pele. Yesterday was a landmark day for Arseblog. The 500,000th arse, or comment, was left by 'Eight' who is in league with Satan himself it seems. That is a huge number of comments even for a blog as old as Arseblog so thank you all for your wit and wisdom (you may replace this with two adjectives of your choice) over the years. It's much appreciated. Mostly. Right then, talk to you all tomorrow.]]> 223 2006-11-08 10:51:16 2006-11-08 08:51:16 closed open everton-preview-perry-on-the-arsecast publish 0 0 post 0 Adebayor saves the team and me! http://arseblog.net/2006/11/09/adebayor-saves-the-team-and-me/ Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:48:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=224 Emmanuel Adebayor is my new hero as he rose to score a header from a corner, of all things, and save me the agony of listening to the two muppets commentating on BBC Radio Merseyside. Jesus they were hard work. Adebayor scores the winner against the moaning cunts...The controversy came about when Andy Johnson thought he should have had a penalty and then Graham Poll sent off James McFadden for allegedly calling him a cheat. McFadden denied it saying that he thought Poll's decision was 'fucking shite' which if you say it in a Scottish accent with 40,000 people screaming and moaning you can see how it might have been misconstrued. Still, Johnson did his very best to win another penalty tumbling in the box a couple of hundred more times but to no avail. By the sounds of it we should have had a penalty of our own when Jeremie Aliadiere was brought down in the area. Even Stadler and Waldorf in the commentary box thought it was a penalty. Beyond that I can't really say too much more about it. It sounded like Mathieu Flamini had a very good game in midfield and Denilson got a few kicks. Mark Randall came on to make his debut and for more check out Goodplaya who was there last night. It's a shame that all the headlines will be about Graham Poll, again, and not the fact that our second string, if you like, beat Everton at home. In a way I can understand Everton's frustration - we've been on the receiving end of Poll's bullshit more than once so it's nothing to do with favouritism or anything like that. It's entirely to do with Graham Poll being shit - summed up perfectly here - but them's the breaks and any sympathy I had or could have is obliterated by having to listen to those commentators. They castigated Poll for the sending off despite having no idea what McFadden might have said then at half time the 'ex-pro', whoever he was, tore into Poll for being a crap ref and how he always has to be the centre of attention. Then he said he hoped Poll evened things up in the second half by sending off an Arsenal player. What a fucking moron. Anyway, thanks again Ade, you saved me! Still no word from Arsene Wenger as he once again refused to speak to the press after the game. The news emerged yesterday that both he and Alan Pardew are to be charged by the FA for 'improper conduct' and they have until November 23rd to reply to those charges. Tomorrow's pre-Liverpool press conference is going to be interesting provided AW doesn't send along a native American to attend for him or something. The charges are absolute nonsense, if you ask me. A storm in a teacup has been blown out of all proportion by Sky and the media. No, it wasn't great but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as they're making it out to be. After a weekend when two players from two different clubs were hit by coins thrown from the crowd (one of those clubs being Everton another reason why it's hard to feel sympathy for them) the fact that they've made so much out of the nothing incident between Wenger and Pardew shows that Sky, the tabloids and the poxy FA have their priorities as straight as Graham Norton. So into the next round we go, no doubt we'll draw Chelsea away or something like that. Southend at home would be nice though so the 'kids' can play in front of our own fans and have a good game against a team that is obviously far better than Manchester United. In other news, and there's very little, Cesc's dad has been talking about how Teddy Sheringham is old enough to know better after his scrap with the Catalan midfielder on Sunday. He also says Cesc needs to be a little less 'loco' sometimes, that Arsenal need to stand up the physical teams a bit more and gives another example of how level headed the young man is. When he signed his new deal he didn't have a big party. He just stayed at home, ate some pa amb tomàquet and drank an extra big glass of Vichy Catalan. And that's that. Tomorrow we have the arsecast which includes an interview with Perry Groves, a competition from classicfootballshirts.co.uk and much, much more. Well, possibly just much, not much, much. Or even simply more. No muches at all. Until then.]]> 224 2006-11-09 10:48:13 2006-11-09 08:48:13 closed open adebayor-saves-the-team-and-me publish 0 0 post 0 No Friday press conference - Arsecast 4 (Arseblog meets Perry Groves) http://arseblog.net/2006/11/10/no-friday-press-conference-arsecast-4-arseblog-meets-perry-groves/ Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:47:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=225 exclusive story with quotes from Gilberto about Arsene Wenger's reaction to last Sunday's events at Upton Park. He says the players were 'scared' at the reaction of the boss who is usually so mild mannered. He said:
We know the manager and we know that he is very polite and calm. Something very bad had happened to make him react like he did. After the game, Mr Wenger didn't talk to anyone. As it wasn't a problem involving the players, he decided not to discuss it with us.
The Brazilian then laid the blame squarely on Alan Pardew, saying:
Of course, he could celebrate the goal, but not in the offensive way he did. That is what made Wenger react.
With the news that the Friday press conference has been cancelled for the first time in Wenger's 10 years at the club there's obviously serious bad feeling on the manager's part not just with Alan Pardew but with the media. Having a press conference today has no bearing on whatever happened between him and Pardew so you have to think that the way the whole thing has been blown out of all proportion is a factor. Also, if it had just been a case that Pardew celebrated in an OTT manner there surely wouldn't be any issue with Arsene nearly a week after so it does make you wonder if something was said. There's been a veritable wall of silence from around the club since Sunday and there's no sign of it letting up. Paul Jewell, Wigan manager and fat cunt, has slammed Arsenal for not knowing how to lose. He says we claimed they kicked us off the park at Highbury when they beat us there. I can't remember any such thing, all I do remember is them scoring a late goal to go through the final which they lost 4-0. I also remember beating them home and away in the league. You get the feeling that a couple of the English managers are quite happy to stick the boot into Wenger now knowing he won't reply and all because he's not interested in the 'custom' of having a drink with the opposition manager after the game. Better to be honest and never go than some of these cunts who'll fawn all over Ferguson and the like after taking it up the arse at Old Trafford yet again. Anyway, hopefully we'll hear something from him before Sunday because at the very least our own players deserve to be talked about by our manager. I'm not sure where that leaves for team news and so on but no doubt arsenal.con will get the info up later. Moving on to something more positive and uplifting. Emmanuel Adebayor has been talking about life at Arsenal and how much he's enjoying it here. He says: I am not here to say I do or do not deserve a starting place, just to enjoy it when I do. I am from Togo and five years ago I was playing without shoes in Africa. Today I am playing for one of the biggest clubs in the world and loving it - I am just going to focus on doing my job. Lovely. He came with a bit of reputation but we haven't seen anything to suggest he's a guy that will cause problems. So far he's scored some important goals and we have to remember he's only 21 and has plenty of time to improve his all round game. Finally, in this segment, I just wanted to let you know the contempt in which I hold this story from 'Eat Sleep Sport'. 'Eat sleep shite', more like. A classic Newsnow hitmaker. Although I'm sure you all know it's complete made-up bollocks it does no harm to make sure. Fucking morons. Arsecast 4 So now, it's Friday which means it's arsecast day. In the week's show there's a 2 part interview with Perry Groves who'll be talking about his book 'We all live in a Perry Groves world', nearly playing for Ireland, his favourite Arsenal memories and more. There's a competition with thanks to the arsecast sponsors, classicfootballshirts.co.uk, where you can win one of 3 posters that you can see here. There's also Arsene Wenger Hawkins and a bet of the week with thanks to bluesq.com. You can download directly here. Feedback, as always, welcome on the arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com address. And that's that. More tomorrow with a preview of the Liverpool game (if we have any info to preview with!).]]>
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Liverpool preview - Henry, Gilberto, Toure http://arseblog.net/2006/11/11/liverpool-preview-henry-gilberto-toure/ Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:39:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=226 I must admit, it gives me something to laugh about — and it’s happened again this week — when I hear of stories saying I have told Arsene Wenger that I’m going to be leaving in January. Obviously, it’s all rubbish. Obviously. Thierry Henry talks in his column in today's Sun about the story I rubbished on here from Eat, Sleep, Shite the other day. It was so bad that even Clubcall, inventors of rumour for years so you can ring their premium phone line, said it was a load of crap. In the article he talks about his own form, referees and how he'd never be one, the West Ham game and briefly about the Liverpool game tomorrow. He also doesn't believe it's necessary to bring charges against Alan Pardew and Arsene Wenger which is a view most people would agree with. Ahead of the Liverpool game there's some bad news injury wise. Tomas Rosicky will miss the next 10 days with a hamstring strain and that is a loss. Maybe we'll see a conventional 4-4-2 now with perhaps van Persie or Walcott wide left but given the fact that we haven't heard from Arsene Wenger yet we're all just speculating. The players are under no illusions about how important the game is though. Gilberto says:
If we want to fight for the title then we must win this game. We know what happened last year, we struggled a lot in the early stages. We are confident for this game. We’ve forgotten about our last few games and I think we’ve taken a lesson from them.
While not quite a 'must win' it's certainly a 'must not lose'. While Rafael Benitez has accused Arsene Wenger of lacking respect by not shaking hands with Alan Pardew our boss will have been working all week with his team. I also seem to remember Benitez not shaking hands with Mourinho on more than one occasion so there's a touch of pots and kettles about him. We'll need to be solid at the back and Alan Smith, although recycling the old story about Kolo Toure's first day at training for about the 10th time, writes a good article about our Ivorian centre-half. He is now the mainstay of the defence and with his attitude and commitment it's no wonder he's such a favourite amongst the fans. He says:
I am a really bad loser. Even today, when we lost in training, I am not happy at all. I always want to win. This is a team who can win the Premiership. We just have to keep going and believe we can make it.
I believe in Kolo, something good in everything I see... Anyway, that's about that. Tom will be here tomorrow and Monday bringing your blogging goodness because I'm making my first trip to the new stadium with my mug-smashing, Liverpool supporting brother (boooooo!). No doubt I'll catch up with some of you for some pints before and after the game. Until then, come on you reds.]]>
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Arsenal - Liverpool x 2 http://arseblog.net/2006/11/12/arsenal-liverpool-x-2/ Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:36:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=227 so I won't be able to start boozing until at least, oooh, after 12. It's going to be a long day. If you're going to the game, stay away from the Irish man with the number 7 '71 shirt on. He's a wrong 'un, that one. Come on you reds!]]> 227 2006-11-12 12:36:58 2006-11-12 10:36:58 closed open arsenal-liverpool-x-2 publish 0 0 post 0 Petition - I love Kolo http://arseblog.net/2006/11/13/petition-i-love-kolo/ Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:21:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=228 Lucky Charm. Anyone that would like to donate a season ticket please mail tom[removethisnonsense]@arseblog.com and I'll be sure he gets it. I wonder if we can stretch to two tickets - a second one for the Liverpool supporting Mug Smasher... Yeah, so it occured to me that like a stupid cunt (I said "like") I never gave you any team news yesterday. Well, some people played, and we sent the Scousers packing with some unlikely scorers. First Flamini, from a Cesc cross that was as close to offside as it's possible to be without being offside. Then ten minutes after the break, Robin van Persie, who didn't do our "same old Arsenal" reputation any good by handballing while trying to get round Reina early on, got a lucky break to put in a slide rule pass to Kolo who nutmegged the keeper. It was reminicent of Tony Adams' goal against Everton in the last game of the '98 season. Well, in so much as it was a centre back through on goal and scoring. What the fuck Kolo was doing up there, who knows, but it was a great goal and with him and Gallas at the back, and Liverpool's shite away form, and just general shiteness, it was pretty much game over. With ten minutes left, our other centre back, Gallas, scored an unmarked header. Brilliant to see them both score. Their grins in the post match interview were excellent too and they look like they're getting on well. We're really strong at centre back and it's great to see. They were both all over the place, and in a good way, rather than a Stepanovs-Cygan way. I think Kolo is really cementing himself as a future captain and he was my man of the match last night. Scoreline aside, the performance was impressive. Cesc was as strong and classy as usual, Hleb made some lovely touches - particularly with the pass to Cesc to set up Flamini's goal, and he turns away from a potential tackler brilliantly. I thought Eboue and Clichy both made some really great runs and both looked very dangerous at times, and Thierry was really good. He was running back, tackling, covering players out of position and really looked up for it. He might not have scored, but he was class and you could see their players shiteing it whenever he got the ball. A word too for Almunia who despite his detractors, I think is a decent number two (heh!) behind Jens. Not that he had much to do, mind. Liverpool were lucky to end the game with 11 players; Carragher should've got a second yellow, and Pennant could've gone for a stupid tackle he didn't need to make. Looks like being at Birmingham and now Liverpool hasn't done much for the cunt's intelligence. Nice to hear him being called an "Arsenal reject" by the home crowd. Good work. Seeing as yesterday's blog was "sub-standard", you can click here and read a proper post-match report. Or, of course, check out Goodplaya or some of the other sites linked to on the right hand side. I hope some people's hangover is horrific today, and I really mean that in all honesty. You know who you are. In his post-match interview, Arsene Wenger talked for the first time about the incident with Alan Pardew at West Ham last week. He said he felt disrespectfully provoked, that he regrets the whole thing, he accepted Pardew's apology, that the media made more of it than it was, and accepted that both of them should've behaved better. Fair play. One thing I do love about Arsene is that he takes his time to consider his response to bullshit from the media - or anyone else. It's like when you have an argument with someone and say something stupid and then think of a really clever response after the event. Arsene doesn't do that; he waits, thinks it through, considers his response and usually actually comes up with something rather witty and a suitable put down. I wish I did that instead of saying "yeah? Well. Er...your mum does it for money!" Though if he had said that to Pardew, I'd just think even more of him. So as good as yesterday's result was, does it put us back in the title race? Not sure about that one. I think it definitely puts Liverpool out of it, but we're still 7 points behind Chelsea, who are some number of points behind United that I can't be arsed to look up right now. I think we do still have a game in hand though, so who knows? It was interesting to note that in his post-match interview, Benitez pretty much admitted their game plan was to try and nick a goal and then sit back and try and hit us on the break. Nice to see that sort of ambition from one of the so-called big four when they come to our ground. And Spurts lost too! 12th place - about right for them. Does Sunday get much better? I'm sure Blogger will have a report on his trip to the new stadium tomorrow, but that's all from me for now. Remember, send your donated season tickets to tom[removethisnonsense]@[andthis]arseblog.com, and I'll guarantee 3-0 wins every week. Obviously. Cheerio!]]> 228 2006-11-13 08:21:27 2006-11-13 06:21:27 closed open petition-i-love-kolo publish 0 0 post 0 Liverpool report, quick round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/11/14/liverpool-report-quick-round-up/ Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:12:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=229 Then down to the ground to meet up with the man who had the tickets (thanks again, J!) and up we went to our seats. Despite seeing many, many pictures the ground is a seriously impressive piece of work. The pitch looked beautiful and best of all we heard that Liverpool were playing Zenden in midfield instead of Steven Gerrard. Benitez must be mad. You get the feeling he'd play Dudek there rather than let Gerrard play where he wants to. The initial dread of seeing them put the ball in our net was replaced by relief and laughter when it was ruled out for offside. Mug smasher's reaction to van Persie's handball was to stand up and shout "You cheat. Handball you cunt! Book him ref!", before he realised where he was. heh. He was relatively quiet from then on. The rest of the game you all know about already. We played very well, Hleb and Eboue particularly impressive for me and at the back Kolo Toure really is a legend. Flamini showed how useful a player he is and what I like is that when he was given a chance in midfield he took and it and really contributed. He says he wants to play there on a regular basis now and with Clichy back and looking good and Gallas able to play left back he, hopefully, won't be needed there. By the time the third goal had gone in the game was already won, Gerrard and Riise scrapping shows the discontent in the Liverpool camp and the 'master tactician' had got it all wrong today. Mug smasher went off for a piss or a smoke and the bloke behind me said: "Is he a Liverpool fan? I saw him put his head in his hands when we scored!" When he came back the fella behind said: "All right, mate? Couldn't find a piece of rope long enough?! Har har har!" Splendid stuff. I think I can probably now forgive him for smashing my mug. Tom said yesterday I might be a lucky charm but we can't rule out the possibility it's the mug smasher. I'm not sure he'd go every week though. He's not such a glutton for punishment. Afterwards it was the Tollington for some post-match pints with the Arseblog crew and it was a pleasure to see you all again and meet some people for the first time. It's a great testament to the quality of the Arseblog readership that none of you are cunts in the traditional, Graeme le Saux, sense of the word. Thank you for the great welcome you gave my brother. It has even bridged the divide between southside and northside of Dublin! Next up it'll be Israelis and Palestinians. The rest of the night went something like: More pints in the Big Red, great food in a tapas bar on Holloway Road (I think), more pints in the Big Red, some shots of Jaegermeister, a bar on Upper Street, an Aussie that looked like Russel Crowe, a quick fall down a set of steps on the way down to the toilet, more pints, back to the hotel, three double gin and tonics which were absolutely unnecessary and then sleep. I woke up with a salt and pepper shaker and 50 packets of sugar in my jacket pocket. Oh, and a hangover. Another big, dirty fried breakfast then we went back to the airport to hang around like chumps for our 17.10 flight home. Hurrah. A tremendous day. The new stadium, the old North Bank It was great to see the new stadium and I was very impressed with it on lots of levels. We passed by Highbury on the way down and it was a bit sad looking, I have to say. The new place, for me, lacks something though. I'm sure it will come with time and when we've had more big matches at the place. With respect to the other teams who've played there this season this was the first 'big' game. Some people said to me that the early leavers weren't as bad this week but I really was quite shocked at the amount of people who started streaming out with 5 or 6 minutes left. By the end there were great swathes of empty seats and maybe it's just me but the players deserved a fuller stadium at the end of that performance. I know people have their own reasons for getting out and on a midweek game which doesn't finish till late I can understand it to a degree but where does anyone have to be in such a hurry on a Sunday evening or a Saturday afternoon? I'm probably not one to criticise, I don't get to anywhere near enough games and I don't have to suffer the poor transport that definitely is an issue for some people, but it just looked a bit embarrassing at the end when the players were applauding the support they got during the game. Hopefully if the transport issues are sorted out it will make people more inclined to stay where they are until the final whistle. At the end of the day though people will say they pay their money and they can do what they like but leaving before the end, perhaps because I'm not there week in-week out, is something I don't understand. Anyway, that aside it was a very memorable trip (bar the last couple of hours of the Sunday night which I don't really remember at all). It'll have to be repeated as soon as possible. I'd just like to comment on Arsene's post-match statement and his reference to the Alan Pardew incident. It was well thought out, considered and intelligent and that is what we've come to expect from him. The silence led to speculation and rumour but the manager has killed it all stone dead and after being portrayed in the media in one light has turned it around in one fell swoop. Well played, Arsene. Looking briefly at today's stories Thierry says he has no regrets about staying with Arsenal and will be here for life. He also talks about playing as a lone striker (although on Sunday it looked like van Persie was switching between the left side and the middle just to confuse Liverpool). Reserve captain Matthew Connolly trained with the England team who ran out of defenders as they prepared for their midweek friendly at our training ground. And finally some young scamp has been around to Ashley Cole's house and spray painted his walls with charming graffiti. Graffiti is wrong kids, as is throwing rotten eggs and bags of poo at his house. Wrong, I say. Right, that's it. We have players away midweek for pointless internationals. Fingers crossed they come back safe and sound. More tomorrow.]]> 229 2006-11-14 11:12:35 2006-11-14 09:12:35 closed open liverpool-report-quick-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 Slow day so blame the friendlies http://arseblog.net/2006/11/15/slow-day-so-blame-the-friendlies/ Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:33:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=230 Denilson. Robin van Persie is out of the Dutch squad as his wife is due to give birth to their first child any minute now. Other than that I think everyone is away or some of them are away or something. I don't really care once they come back safe and sound and injury free. Sadly it appears that's not the case for Theo Walcott who was injured playing for England U21s last night. I can't find anything about how serious the injury might be but some reports suggested it could be quite serious. England won 1-0 with the goal from Arsenal right back Justin Hoyte so well done to him. Apart from that there's really not much going on. If you haven't downloaded this week's Arsecast you still have time to do so and enter the competition from classicfootballshirts.co.uk to win a poster featuring lots of Arsenal shirts. Of course there'll be a brand new one on Friday, hopefully, so if you have any questions, suggestions or contributions then please get in touch via the usual address - arsecast@[removethis]arseblog.com Update: Ok, here's something that might be a bit interesting. You can now contribute directly and audioarifcally to each Arsecast. All you have to do is go here and record your message. The computers and the interweb then send that message to me so I can download them and use them in the Arsecast. Talk about interactive, eh? If you are leaving a message please say your name and where you're from then fire away. Maximum time is around 60 seconds, I think, so get to the point as quickly as you can. It's all a bit experimental at the moment and I'm not sure what the quality is like but we'll give it a lash all the same. And that's it. Short but sweet. Well, short but not too bitter although I am a little tart.]]> 230 2006-11-15 10:33:24 2006-11-15 08:33:24 closed open slow-day-so-blame-the-friendlies publish 0 0 post 0 The arsecast hangs in the balance http://arseblog.net/2006/11/16/the-arsecast-hangs-in-the-balance/ Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:43:25 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=232 Thierry scored the only goal as France beat Greece 1-0 while Kolo took part in the Ivory Coast's 1-0 win over a Freddieless Sweden. Philippe Senderos and Johann Djourou played as Switzerland lost to Brazil, I have no idea if Denilson got a game at all. I think that's all of them. For once the game will probably have done some good, the Swiss boys will have gotten some match practice against decent opposition and once nobody got injured then all is well.
I waited for my chance and on Sunday I played and scored a good goal. For the moment I am working hard for my chance and it is good to play and get confidence.
Mathieu Flamini talks about his goal at Liverpool and his belief that he's the sort of player that can do the dirty work for his teammates while Jeremie Aliadiere talks again about the possibility that he might have to leave the club. At least I think he talks again because the quotes seem very similar to the ones from a couple of weeks ago. Maybe he just likes repeating himself. Maybe he just likes repeating himself. Maybe he ... oh, sorry. Other than that not a lot going on. Also, due to some technical difficulties this week's Arsecast is in the balance. If I can get them sorted then there will be, as usual, a great steaming pile of audio poo on your virtual doorstep tomorrow. If not then you will have to wait till next week. I should mention this new feature again whereby you can leave a voice message for the Arsecast. Whether it's a comment post-game or a question or a new chant or anything else just go to this page and do the recording. It won't appear on the site unless it's used in the Arsecast itself. A few people left some messages yesterday and they sound quite good so thanks to you lot. If I can get this problem sorted then I'll use a couple of this week. Now, I have to get under the hood and twiddle the zeeble to see if I can get this thing to work. I know, I know, I shouldn't be so technical. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Wenger beats the crap out of Domenech http://arseblog.net/2006/11/17/wenger-beats-the-crap-out-of-domenech/ Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:58:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=233 he has annoyed Arsene Wenger by playing Thierry Henry and William Gallas for 90 minutes in midweek whilst only playing Evra, Saha, Makelele and other Premiership players for just 45. The boss was reportedly furious and confronted Domenech. Learning the lessons from the Pardew incident Wenger waited until the French manager emerged from the gents then karate chopped him the bollocks and stood on his neck saying "How do you like that then, you cunt? Yeah, not so fucking brave now are you? No Ferguson or Mourinho to back you up now, eh? Do it again and you're a dead man, you hear? A facking dead man!"* I can understand his frustration and the arrogance and disrespect from a man who will never even have the manners to explain why he does what he does must be infuriating. No doubt he'll have something to say about it during today's press conference so it could be interesting. Ahead of the Newcastle game tomorrow we're without Gilberto who has had to go back to Brazil with family matters. Hopefully everything will be all right for him. However, we will have Jens Lehmann and Freddie Ljungberg back despite the latter's battle this week with some evil cheese. Also back is Julio Baptista who should get a place on the bench at least and it's good to see him return to the squad. I think with everyone fit we've got some good strength in depth and that's going to be important in the coming months. We'll hear what Arsene has to say about him later. Now, the sad news. There is no Arsecast today, my apologies for that. There will be one next Friday and I'll announce the winners of the classicfootballshirts.co.uk poster competition then. There were some technical problems but mostly some time problems - also, Arsene Wenger Hawkins was away on a sexy cruise this week and I couldn't get hold of him. If you fancy a quick bet of the week bluesq.com have Kolo or Gallas to score at any time during tomorrow's game at 4-1. I believe there will be an influx of Americans tomorrow. Some of Arseblog's stateside crew are making the trip. Hope you all have a good time, don't drink too much (you know what happens!) and enjoy the new stadium. More tomorrow. * may not have happened exactly like this]]> 233 2006-11-17 10:58:47 2006-11-17 08:58:47 closed open wenger-beats-the-crap-out-of-domenech publish 0 0 post 0 Newcastle preview, Henry, Gibneys in Malahide http://arseblog.net/2006/11/18/newcastle-preview-henry-gibneys-in-malahide/ Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:21:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=234 I feel our blip at home is over now. We have not found a way to win some games we should have. That is a little bit down to a lack of maturity. But it has hurt us so much that I feel this team will not be caught again. He also explains the reasons for the 4-5-1 formation, which if we didn't know already, is to add physical presence to the smaller, technical players we have and Thierry Henry's role within that formation. Personally I think Henry is a bit wasted in a 4-5-1 so from now on I'm going to call it a 4-4-1-1 because last Sunday was quite interesting. Robin van Persie, although nominally on the left hand side, came central quite regularly when we had the ball and moved back out when we didn't so it seems to be a bit more fluid than other variations. Speaking of Thierry the boss reacted to reports that Fabbio Cannavaro was set to be awarded the Ballon d'Or. He said:
Congratulations to Cannavaro if that's the case but for me there's only one candidate this year and that's Thierry Henry. He just deserves it. When you look at what this guy has achieved in his career as a player, I can tell you there are some players in the Ballon d'Or who have a lot to answer for when you compare them to Thierry Henry.
I'm firmly of the opinion that they'll give the award to blind, leprous, hunchbacked, Al-qaeda supporting dwarf before they'll give it to Thierry. I wish I knew why. He certainly deserved it for the last two seasons ahead of Ronaldinho and although last season wasn't exactly his best because of our league struggles he still played in the CL final, the World Cup final and scored 33 goals in all competitions (and I don't know how many he created). Don't get me wrong, I think Cannavaro is a brilliant player and he put in some amazing performances during the World Cup. It's also nice to see a defender get some recognition but I'm not sure what he did over the course of the season compares to what Thierry did. The captain would be the first one to say he's not interested in personal awards and that it's the team that matters but it's a shame he hasn't been given the recognition I think most of us would agree he deserves. In other news Nicklas Bendtner is set to stay on loan at Birmingham until the end of the season and remember, if you have any comments about today's game or anything else ahead of next week's arsecast, you can record your own messages by going to this page and I'll include the best ones on next week's 'cast. Finally a big mention to Tony Gibney who runs Gibney's pub in Malahide here in Dublin. He bought the two Jumbotron screens from Highbury during the Highbury auction and, being a life long Gooner, is going to have them installed into the pub. The screens cost Arsenal something in the region of €4m. Gibney's bought them for €10,300. Good work, Sir! I must get out there to have a look one of these days. And that's that. Here's hoping for another good win at home, more from me tomorrow.]]>
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Same old Arsenal... http://arseblog.net/2006/11/19/same-old-arsenal/ Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:17:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=235 In the end, like Everton, it was a classy free kick that brought us level. Henry was fouled outside their box and curled home a brilliant shot which went in off the crossbar. And to be fair we could have won it after that but it wasn't to be. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was critical of the defending but insisted the team would learn from the pain of days like today. It's just that it's becoming a bit of a habit now and while we talk about almosts and nearlys the league, realistically, has slipped out of our reach for another season. I know there's a long way to go and that our results against the big sides have been good so far but if we can't beat the teams we're 'supposed' to be beat then it's never going to happen. To have taken 4 points out of 12 from home games against Everton, Newcastle, Villa and Boro is not championship form. We have to start scoring because we won't score brilliant free kicks every week. I'm also getting a bit of a pain in the arse with the 4-5-1 formation. I would dearly love us to revert to 4-4-2. Some people might say we don't have a partner for Henry but in my opinion van Persie is a 15-20 goal a season striker if he gets a run of games. I've said it before but I think Henry is wasted in a 4-5-1 and it's not like we don't have other strikers at the club although I think this is an area we could certainly improve. Julio Baptista was played in midfield and looked like a man who hasn't played very much football for the last few months while Adebayor looked, yesterday, like a man who has never played very much football. As the man from East Lower pointed out it would have been lovely to have had the goal threat of Robert Pires yesterday. For all the great goals he scored people forget the scrappy ones, the tap-ins and rebounds he put away. He was certainly the closest thing to the mythical, legendary fox in the box we've ever had. As technical and skillful as the midfield are they lack the goal threat he carried and when you ask a great striker to play on his own up front it's no wonder we're struggling to find the net at times which is another reason why I'd like to see us move back to 4-4-2. With the next league game a traditionally difficult game at Bolton away we've got to get back on track and funnily enough I'm confident we can do it. When we need a result we're more than capable of getting it and there are some scores to be settled this season at the Reebok after the most insipid, horrible performance there last year. It's finding consistency that's the main problem with this side as the quality, and again I agree with East Lower here, is more or less there. A bit of tweaking and fiddling under the bonnet and we should be fine. It doesn't make days like yesterday any less frustrating though. Finally, a word for the crowd yesterday. It sounded like a great atmosphere, nice and loud and there didn't seem to be the same exodus there has been in previous games. Whether that's down to it being a 3pm Saturday kick-off with nobody rushing to get home or people realising that their support can make a difference I don't know but it was good to see. We've got a massive Champions League game on Tuesday, it really is a must win so let's hope the players can pick it up, not present the opposition with a cheap goal and we can move onwards and upwards from there. My head really hurts because of too much beer, red wine, rum and sambuca so I'm going to take some tablets. Mmmm, cyanide extra strength. Till tomorrow.]]> 235 2006-11-19 12:17:02 2006-11-19 10:17:02 closed open same-old-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 Post-Toon, pre-Hamburg, Roeder taunts http://arseblog.net/2006/11/20/post-toon-pre-hamburg-roeder-taunts/ Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:52:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=236 Update: The game is on Setanta Sports here in Ireland. I really should have known that. It looks like that we'll be without Robin van Persie after the injury he picked up against Newcastle. Arsene Wenger says it 'doesn't look good'. The boss also says he was right to rest Thierry Henry on Saturday.
Henry can’t play 90 minutes Sunday, Wednesday, Saturday and then again on Tuesday. It’s impossible.
Which is fair enough. He does admit to making other 'wrong decisions' but not that. I wonder does he mean he showed Newcastle too much respect with the 4-5-1 formation. Would van Persie and Adebayor had more impact as a pair of strikers in a 4-4-2? It will be interesting to see what sort of team he picks tomorrow. Apparently Glenn Roeder was told to 'Sit down tumour boy' after Newcastle scored on Saturday. Quite frankly that sort of abuse is just unacceptable. If you're going to abuse Roeder you simply must refer to his likeness to Roland Rat, the Roland Rat looking cunt. What sort of abuse is 'tumour boy' anyway? He doesn't even have a tumour anymore if you don't count Titus Bramble. In other news William Gallas says he's loving life at the Arsenal while Jens Lehmann still feels Arsenal can win the title. According to yesterday's Mail on Sunday Perry Groves' book 'We all live in a Perry Groves world' is outselling Ashley Cole's and not just that, he's outselling Wio Ferdinand and Fat Fwank. Hurrah for the interweb. For those of you who still haven't got a copy Pez will be making personal appearances as he continues his march towards world domination. On Thursday Nov 30th he'll be in Border's book shop in Islington so go there to get your copy and get it signed and after the Sp*rs game at home he'll be doing a Q&A and some signings in The Rocket on Holloway Road which RedAction's treehouse where they go to make up new songs or something. And that's it, more or less. Team news will emerge during the day and there'll be a full preview of the Hamburg game tomorrow. Till then...]]>
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Hamburg preview - Gallas out, Senderos in http://arseblog.net/2006/11/21/hamburg-preview-gallas-out-senderos-in/ Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:41:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=237 William Gallas who will be out for several weeks after pulling up with a thigh injury in training. It's a blow because he's been consistently good since he joined but centre-half is probably the area where we have the most cover. It's not like losing Cesc or Thierry. I'd imagine Philippe Senderos will step in and he'll be determined and motivated to take his chance having seen his first team place taken by the new arrival. There was good news about Robin van Persie, who is fit to play, and Gilberto who has returned from Brazil and is likely to start. Given our recent frustrations at home you feel it's going to take a couple of games where we score a couple or three goals to make a difference and give the side the confidence they need. At Highbury you always felt a goal could come at any time when we were chasing a game. At the Grove you feel like there are days we couldn't score if we played till 4 in the morning. At this point I'm not too concerned about performance but I'd love to see some names on the scoresheet. It would be nice to see some midfielders get amongst the goals because when the forwards are struggling to score you want your other players to pick it up a bit. Look at Liverpool the other week. Flamini, Gallas, Toure. Three goalscorers nobody really would have expected and without them we'd have struggled. When you consider the quality of Hleb, Cesc and Rosicky (when fit) you've got to be looking at at least 20-25 goals from those three players combined over the course of the season. Arsene Wenger has again spoken about the potential of the team and how he feels they're a 'fraction' away from being where he wants them to be. And I think that's what frustrates so many fans. We can all see the potential, we've seen performances like the one at Reading, like United away, but there's just something hindering the consistency of our performances. No doubt that's down to the youth of the side. There really is a lot to be said for experience and having been through many different situations time and again but there's no question this Arsenal side is learning, sometimes the hard way. On a personal level the manager wants to win every game and it hurts when we don't. He says:
I always say it still hurts the same no matter how long you have been in the game. For me my desire is stronger than it was. Every time we don't win a game it hurts me so much. Every game we do not win is a real disaster.
And I don't suppose you can be a top flight manager if you can chalk off defeats as just one of those days. Hopefully tonight won't be a real disaster. In other news Gael Clichy says he wants to continue playing well for Arsenal and to win a call up to the French national squad. I'm sure Arsene Wenger will be delighted another of his players will be under the control of Domenatrix. Sky Sports are linking us with some Nigerian striker called Chinedu Ogbuke. I am enormously underwhelmed. Not much else to report. Do remember you can leave your own personal message or comment about the team, the site, someone's mother or anything else for this Friday's Arsecast by going here and recording via your own computer. It can be like that programme where cunts ring up Sky Sports and they get some cunt to answer their questions. You can be the ringing up cunts and I'll be some cunt. It'll be marvellous. So there you go. Fingers crossed ahead of tonight. An early goal for us and not giving them one as welcome to our new stadium present would be the order of the day. Till tomorrow.]]>
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A disgusting win and I'm happy http://arseblog.net/2006/11/22/a-disgusting-win-and-im-happy/ Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:06:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=238 Adebayor came on for van Persie then Theo Walcott came on for Hleb and it was the 17 year old who made the difference. As I was mulling over writing a horrible blog he slipped a ball through to Eboue who knocked it past his man and fired in a low shot which went underneath the keeper. Hurrah! Then, when Theo was put free down the right again, he landed a beautiful cross right on the head of Julio Baptista to make it 3-1 and make sure of the victory. Now, there are plenty of negatives that we could dwell on. As well as having a frustratingly quiet night, and that's being a bit kind I think, Thierry Henry was booked - very harshly, I thought - and misses the game away in Porto (when you consider the bullshit yellow he got in Moscow it's a bit of a pain in the arse - but then listening to that twat Lou Macari on Setanta last night you'd swear Henry had karate kicked the bloke in the head). The lack of quality in wide areas when we had good possession was not much fun to watch and yet again we allow the opposition to score first when we know that's exactly the last thing we need. However, let's take this night and turn it into something positive. Despite giving them a goal and despite every Arsenal fan on the planet thinking 'Oh here we go again!' we turned it around and we won 3-1. We didn't draw 1-1. We didn't have to rely on a free kick to get us back into the game. We got goals from three different players. Even though we weren't playing well and it would have been easy, in a way, to 'settle' for the 1-1 because that's what we've been used to we came back and won the game. At the very least I expect this to instill some kind of belief in the players that they can achieve results like this at home. In fact, in order to break that hoodoo, perhaps this is exactly the sort of game and performance that we needed. A battling, scrappy, disgusting win. What I would say though is that we played 4-4-2 in the second half and looked better. While I understand the manager using the 4-5-1 when we got to United away or Real Madrid or play somebody half decent for me we're showing teams like Hamburg, Newcastle, Everton et al far too much respect when we use that formation against them at home. More 4-4-2 please because we get more out of Henry and more out of van Persie. Honestly, asking a player like Thierry to play as the lone striker in a 4-5-1 is like buying a Ferrari then using it to tow a caravan. I know he's the captain and I'm sure he'd never admit it but it's becoming more obvious that he really dislikes playing on his own up front. A word for the back four as well. I was very happy to see Philippe Senderos back and with everyone fit I'd like to see him in the middle with Gallas at left back. Now, I know people might wonder about putting a quality player like Gallas at left back but although Senderos may not yet be as good a centre-half as Gallas, Gallas is by far a better left back than Gael Clichy who really struggled last night. Anyway, that's something to discuss in the future. Afterwards Arsene Wenger praised the spirit of the team and their unwillingness to be beaten. He said:
I'm very happy because the team refused to lose the game tonight, being one-nil down we did fight and kept the pressure. We didn't feel sorry for ourselves when we hit the bar, the post, and just in the end we got a result against a good side.
He also ensured the players realise that they're capable of coming back and winning games at the new stadium when the opposition score first, saying:
It will convince my players not to make an obsession of conceding the first goal and thinking "oh, here we go again", you know? Once you know you can come back and win the game it makes a big difference.
Had we not gone onto win the game last night you can only imagine the way they'd feel. With all the talk afterwards of how often it happened we'd have certainly struggled even more the next time we went a goal down at home. With it out of the way now hopefully we can just concentrate on not letting them score at all, let alone first. And on Theo Walcott, he said:
We will give Theo more games now - because there are so many of them coming up. When he came on he provided power and pace - especially when he switched from the left to the right. And it helped us master Hamburg physically.
With Porto winning in Moscow it now means there are three teams that can finish on 11 points. My understanding is that a draw or a win is enough to see us through no matter what happens in the other game. No doubt all the permutations will emerge over the course of the day. Next up on the agenda is Bolton away, a traditionally difficult fixture but one I think we'll win. I mean, if we can win at home after letting the opposition score first then anything can happen. Just a final reminder about this week's Arsecast. If you have any questions or comments for the show email them arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com and I'll do my best to answer or comment during the show. That's it. Enjoy the win. Let's not get too hung up on the performance because that's not the important thing today. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Cesc talks, Bolton pre-preview, various stuff http://arseblog.net/2006/11/23/cesc-talks-bolton-pre-preview-various-stuff/ Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:25:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=239 those premium rate phone lines. Get your minds out of the gutter. Looking at what's happening this morning we have the wonderful story of Cesc Fabregas saying Theo Walcott is one of the best youngsters in the world. Cesc says:
If I had to choose two players it would be him and Lionel Messi, because I saw what he could do at Barcelona. For me they are the two best players I have seen at 16 to17.
Remember that this is Cesc who is so firmly ensconsed in the first team now that you forget he's only 19 years old himself. We haven't seen too much of Theo but if Cesc is comparing him with Messi then I'm just a little bit excited because Messi isn't half bad. Cesc also reckons we have to go to Porto and forget the fact that a draw will do. He says:
We’ll go there and we will try to win as usual. We are Arsenal and we always have to play to win the games. It will be difficult because I think they are a great side. We will see. But first of all we have Bolton, Fulham and Tottenham - many difficult games in the Premiership.
I love that attitude, I have to say, because it's a dangerous game if you go out there thinking that all you need to do is draw. He's right about the Premiership too. We've got some difficult games ahead starting this Saturday with Bolton away. Not only is it Bolton away, where we've had a difficult time in recent seasons, but it's on pay per view and the last few games we've played on pay per view at that time on a Saturday evening have not been particularly good for us. I'm not worried though. I think we'll beat Bolton because the lads know we owe them. It's something I discuss with the man from East Lower on the Arsecast and Goodplaya shares my view that it was a shocking performance last season at the Reebok. For me it was the low point of the season, a miserable, insipid performance and the boys know they have to put that right this time around. Team news and more previews of that game tomorrow and Saturday morning. Safety has written a new column - "En garde. Prêt? Allez!!", he says and who are we to argue? In other news William Gallas talks about how Chelsea 'hurt' him and how much he's enjoying life at Arsenal (he seems to tell somebody that at least once a week at the moment), Arsenal fans have apparently said they didn't call Glenn Roeder 'tumour boy' and that they don't make homophobic chants at Ashley Cole (although there's no question we make cuntophobic chants at him), and Julio Baptista is hoping his goal against Hamburg will give him more starts for the club although he's under no illusions, saying:
I was satisfied with the goal, I am fit and I hope to keep on helping the team in the upcoming games. I know I must give good performances for the manager. With Arsene Wenger I am learning nobody is assured of their position in the starting 11 and we all have to prove ourselves.
And that, my friends, is that. More tomorrow and an Arsecast which has finally been approved by the iTunes music store (full details tomorrow as well).]]>
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Freddie needs to learn a lesson - Arsecast Episode 5 http://arseblog.net/2006/11/24/freddie-needs-to-learn-a-lesson-arsecast-episode-5/ Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:47:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=240 Freddie says:
We have spoken about the need to be stronger away from home. I hope a lot of the youngsters have learned their lesson from our dodgy patch last winter.
Pardon me? If there was a lesson for the youngsters to learn from our dodgy patch last winter it was that some of our most senior players were not up for the fight. That's the fucking lesson. Some of the most craven, abject, limp-wristed performances I've ever seen from an Arsenal team came from the senior players during that 'dodgy patch'. The youngsters acquited themselves well and results could probably have been a lot worse without them, their hunger and bravery. While senior players minced around in the cold, gave the ball away cheaply, threw tantrums and refused to play and basically looked like they couldn't care less it was the youngsters who kept running and tried their hardest. I hope the senior players have learned their lessons and I hope Freddie clarifies what he meant there. If what he said wasn't what he meant then he should make that clear. If what he said was what he meant then he's fucking dreaming and he owes the kids a serious apology. Cesc is under no illusions about what's required tomorrow. He says:
Bolton is the ground where I have suffered more than any other. I hope this time I’m a bit stronger and able to put my body into the tackle.
Also fair enough, Bolton are a big, strong team full of experienced players who know all the tricks in the book against young guys, which is why you need your more experienced players to stand up for them. They've had a relatively good time against us at their place in recent seasons and it's not been a happy place for us to go. The game when we went 2-0 up only for them to bring it back to 2-2 and for us to see the title slip out of our grasp is one of the most painful games I've seen us play in recent times. I'm not too worried though. We owe them. The boys know we owe them and this season when we've needed a result, when we've had a big game - and this is a big game - then we've performed. I expect us to win. No team news as yet but beyond Gallas, Diaby and Lauren I think pretty much everyone is fit and available, although Robin van Persie is suspended, so it should be a strong team and a strong bench for the game. In other news Arsene Wenger has admitted to a charge of 'improper conduct' after Alan Pardew came dancing into his technical area while Matthew Connolly has joined Bournmouth on a 6 week loan. Arsecasts Now, after a break last week (which is fully explained in today's episode) the Arsecast returns. This week I talk to the man from East Lower and we discuss the consistency of the team (in football terms, not its viscosity), 4-4-2 vs 4-5-1, Thierry Henry and the game against Bolton. There's also the winners of the classicfootballshirts.co.uk competition, a bet of the week from bluesq.com, Arsene Wenger Hawkins and some of your audio questions and comments. The Arsecast has finally been added to the iTunes music store too so to automatically subscribe simply click the image below to subscribe and get today's arsecast and all future arsecasts. Subscribe to the arsecasts in iTunes If you don't want to subscribe with iTunes you can download directly from here. And that is that. More tomorrow.]]>
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Bolton preview, Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/11/25/bolton-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:37:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=241 He also says:
Fans never boo a bad player.
Yes, they do and they also boo complete and utter cunts, you complete and utter cunt. Personally I don't agree with booing him. I'd much rather we 'weeeeeed' him (that's when you take him to the top of a tall building and throw him off - Weeeeeeeeee! Splat!). Obviously it's going to be a tough game but I'm confident we can go there and get a result. Arsene Wenger is expecting a tough game, saying:
I don’t mind if Bolton rough us up — you expect a more direct game than usual. We’re not scared. We fancy going up there, don’t worry. You’ll see a team who are ready for the challenge.
He also hinted that Theo Walcott might start which would be very interesting indeed and although there are obvious similarities between him and former starlet, now at Bolton, Nicolas Anelka the boss was quick to play them down. While they're both young and extremely fast I suppose the main difference is that Theo isn't an arrogant cunt with a horrible family trying to milk him for as much money as they can. Did I mention Theo wasn't a cunt? Good. In other news Alexander/Aliaksandr/Alickzanda Hleb has been named Belarussian player of the year. Good for him. Arsene Wenger explains why he requested a personal hearing after the Alan Pardew charge despite admitting to 'improper conduct', he also admits he likes Watford's Ashley Young although he has no intention of buying him (in January) while you can read an extract from Cesc's arsenal.con webchat here (I notice they even have a blog on the main site now although it's blog in name only. Where are the comments? Where's the RSS feed? Where is the liberal use of foul language that makes it a real blog?) Anyway, I'm off to have a big fried breakfast. See you tomorrow and come on you gooooooners!]]>
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Another horrible pay per view evening in Bolton http://arseblog.net/2006/11/26/another-horrible-pay-per-view-evening-in-bolton/ Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:53:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=242 At that point you thought 2-0 at half-time would be too much but Gilberto got on the end of a Cesc cross to make it 2-1 and all to play for in the second half. And to be fair we were much better in the second half. We showed good spirit, some enthusiasm, we got involved physically and we made chances. We hit the woodwork three times and generally acquited ourselves far better but it only begged the question why we couldn't have played like that in the first half. Sadly it was Anelka who made the game safe for Bolton with a very smart finish after being put through by Ivan Campo. I've seen offsides given in the past but while he was ahead of Toure there was no 'daylight', if that's even a factor. There was obviously no way we were going to come back from there despite Adebayor and Cesc hitting the woodwork after that point. Another miserable away day at the Reebok and if you were the bloke in the goalie's top beside your mate wearing a blue Arsenal hat you were on TV more than some of our players today. Afterwards Arsene Wenger wrote us out of the title race, saying:
We are too far behind. If you look at the number of points we have dropped and the way we have played it is really difficult to take. You feel on one hand there is a lot of quality in the side, but on the other hand we cannot transform that into points, so it is very disappointing to be such a long way behind because I feel we have a good chance to play with the top teams.
I suppose that's a nod at the fact that we dominated games we should have won but ended up drawing or losing. He's right though and while I have always talked up the quality that the young players have I feel we're really lacking something in the side at the moment. Anyone who has read Arseblog since it started will know I've always been a big fan of Freddie Ljungberg and it pains me to say this now but he's pretty much finished. He contributes nothing, he can't beat a man, he loses the ball and I lost count of how many challenges he pulled out of yesterday. After what he said about the young players this week it was a shockingly bad performance and we haven't seen anything approaching decent form from Freddie for well over 2 years now. Surely this can't be lost on the manager. I wanted him off the pitch after 20 minutes yesterday. Sadly it took Arsene 70 to put us out of our misery. Honestly, I would be so happy to see the old Freddie back or at least a Freddie that could bring something to this team but getting caught in possession then sitting on your arse complaining to the referee isn't what this team needs. To perform like he did today just makes a mockery of his pathetic attempts to lay the blame for the team's woes at the feet of the younger players when it's shite like he dished up today that causes us far more problems. I would be more than happy to be proved wrong and see Freddie back performing and amongst the goals but I'm not optimistic. Adebayor played as the lone striker and we might as well have played Inanimate Carbon Rod for all he did. He was useless and while I realise he hit the bar, the same way Freddie's one contribution was to hit the woodwork, once you get beyond Henry and van Persie we don't have another striker to speak of. Adebayor is not the answer. Arsene Wenger spoke before the game about how he brought a physical presence to the team. In a very literal sense that's true - physically he actually exists and takes up space but he doesn't put himself about, centre-halves aren't worried about him, he doesn't scare anyone. We need better than him and having a player whose idea of marking at a corner is to run the opposite way from the ball is a fucking joke. As well as that I think people have, in the wake of the Cuntley Cunt situation, remembered Gael Clichy being far better than he actually is. He has some fine moments but gives the ball away too much, makes some very basic errors defensively and put him in an attacking position he'll put the ball over the back of the stand before he'll put in a decent cross. Maybe he's still just rusty but how long can we wait for him to pick it up (and that's assuming he can)? On the other side Emmanuel Eboue showed he's not learning how to defend fast enough and whatever you might think about the Davies incident I was embarrassed to see him writhe around then 'need' three or four minutes treatment to his head after a push in the chest. We have good centre-halves but we're weak in the full back positions. I really hope Lauren can get fit and get back in this team because his character is what we need on night's like last night. His determination, his willingness to get involved physically, his experience and leadership would serve us far better than Eboue's constant whining and rolling around. He can defend too. Anyone who thought we might be better off without Thierry Henry today was living in a dream world. Henry and van Persie are the only two strikers we have. After that it's reserve stuff. Aliaidere is patently not going to make it, Theo is a winger and Adebayor is just not good enough for all his effort. He's just not somebody you would have any faith in to score at any time in any game? He works hard and I like him but I really don't think he's the right player for us. The boss might need to rethink playing Baptista as a midfielder and get him up top where his physical presence and strength might make a difference. All that aside for the manager to rule us out of the title race at the end of November is tremendously disappointing. He says he's not going to buy anyone in January because of the players we have on loan but can anyone honestly see Bendtner, Lupoli, Muamba, Larsson, Gilbert or Carlos Vela solving the problems we have? I know we have Diaby back but would he have made any difference today? I don't think so. What we do need is a physical presence in midfield. Gilberto covers and does defensive work very well but he's a 'nicker', he's not the kind of man who'll crunch into tackles. I felt sorry for Cesc trying to win anything in midfield with little help from anyone. In conversation with the man from East Lower we agreed there are too many small men in the team. Cesc, Rosicky, Hleb, Ljungberg, Flamini etc. Barcelona, for example, also have lots of small men (Deco, Xavi, Iniesta, Gio, Messi, Giuly) but they nearly always play one of Edmilson, Motta or Marquez to anchor the midfield, win the ball, not allow them to get bullied and then give the ball to little guys who can use it well. Would Djourou in midfield be an option? I try and stay positive for the most part and I know this is only the third league game we've lost this season but it's left me feeling very low. Maybe it's because it's Bolton and we all hate Bolton and wanted some measure of revenge but I think it goes a bit deeper than that. It's because we should have played for 90 minutes like we did in the second 45, it's because it's now apparent that some of players are no longer/never were up to the task and it's because the manager has said we're not in the title race. Maybe that's his way of taking the pressure of his players but it's more likely to be an honest call from a man who knows his team isn't capable of winning the league. What makes it more disappointing is that this season's Chelsea look more vulnerable than they ever did and United, despite their great start, don't look as good a team as United teams we've seen in the past. Sadly our team hasn't been able to make the step up to put the pressure on them that might have made them crack a bit. What's worse is that if we'd played in the first half with the spirit and effort we did in the second half we could have won this game. We really did play well in the second half but why did it take two Bolton goals or a half-time teamtalk to spark us into life? Maybe we're dreaming of halcyon days but there was a time when we had leaders who wouldn't have accepted a below par first half like that. We've got excellent players now but we lack leadership and inspirtation on the pitch. Certainly players and captains of the past would not have moved one travelling fan to comment on the Arses yesterday:
My biggest gripe is that only Theo and then Gilberto even acknowledged some great support at in a sold-out Arsenal end, when we've all travelled 4 hours to see us get fucked up the arse one more time.
That is a shame. I'm sure the players were pissed off too but 30 seconds to give a nod to the fans who have travelled so far wouldn't have been too hard, would it? Anyway, I thought last season's game at Bolton was the low point of last season. Let's hope this is as bad as it gets this time around.]]>
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Two must wins coming up, win a Kolo t-shirt! http://arseblog.net/2006/11/27/two-must-wins-coming-up-win-a-kolo-t-shirt/ Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:25:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=243 typically graceless manager behind us. We've got plenty to occupy us with a trip to Craven Cottage to play Fulham on Wednesday and then it's Sp*rs at the Grove on Saturday. We'll have Henry and van Persie back which will certainly add something to our attacking play and hopefully Tomas Rosicky will have recoverd in time to take part. Again, I hope the manager goes to 4-4-2, uses the strikers to the best of their ability and after the Reebok there will be some players with a point to prove. There's no question it's a game we have to win not only for the points but to restore some pride, build some confidence and set us up for the visit of the old enemy at the weekend. Other than that there's not much happening this morning. Yesterday's 1-1 draw between the red cunts and the blue cunts was probably the best result we could have hoped for but as they drop points we have to ensure we don't drop any more between now and 2011. Win a Kolo shirt from goalhanger.comAnyway, to try and cheer you up this morning I've got a little competition for you. I have two of these fantastic Kolo t-shirts to give away thanks to my good chums at Goalhanger. All you have to do is answer the following question: From which club did we sign Kolo Toure. Was it: a) ASEC Mimosas b) OPEC Tungrastas c) EPIC Boombastas Answers to kolo@arseblog.com and the winners will be announced on Wednesday morning when the Randon Number Generator will do its thing. And that is that for now. More fallout, discussion and previews tomorrow.]]> 243 2006-11-27 11:25:39 2006-11-27 09:25:39 closed open two-must-wins-coming-up-win-a-kolo-t-shirt publish 0 0 post 0 Wenger, wrongly, blames the new stadium for our woes. http://arseblog.net/2006/11/28/wenger-wrongly-blames-the-new-stadium-for-our-woes/ Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:59:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=244 Arsene Wenger's belief that moving to the new stadium has been a factor is our slipping out of the title race. He says:
Away from home this year we have done well. But we have gone to a new ground. Manchester United or Chelsea would drop a few points at the start if they did that - and that's what has happened to us. It is not completely illogical. We have just moved in, and we have slipped up, four times we have drawn 1-1.
That's true enough in a way. It does take time to get used to new surroundings but I have to take issue with the belief we've done well away from home. We're unbeaten at the new stadium but we've lost three times on our travels so it seems a bit strange for the boss to blame the Grove, or 'Groundy' as I affectionately call her, for our troubles. I agree we could have gained more points there but that's down to giving away silly goals and poor defending rather than because it's a sparkling, brand new stadium. Vitalfootball (link removed because of their insistence on spamming the NewsNow Arsenal feed) and Goodplaya both mention the fact that the Arsenal players didn't take time to give a clap to the fans who travelled so far to support them, very vocally, during the Bolton defeat. Goodplaya's idea about making madatory is a good one, if you ask me. I'm sure it wasn't a deliberate snub and I'm sure it was borne out of disappointment at losing to Bolton again but Arsenal has always been a club that sets standards and expects certain behaviour from its players on and off the pitch. This should be the same. More than one fan has emailed about Emmanual Adebayor as well. At the final whistle he came off the pitch with his arms around El Hadji Diouf laughing and smiling. That didn't go down well so somebody might want to have a word with him about that. Nobody is telling him who he can and can't be friends with and talk to but a little awareness that Diouf is widely detested by Arsenal fans might mean he keeps his cosy chats to the sanctuary and privacy of the dressing room in the future. Not quite as bad as Wiltord swapping shirts up there at half time some seasons back but it upset a lot of people. Ahead of tomorrow's game against Fulham Gilberto says nobody will be giving up while we should have Thierry Henry back from injury although the boss says we can win without him if we need to. Just not on Saturday. We'll definitely have Robin van Persie back from suspension and Arsene Wenger says we must get the best out of the potential of this team, saying:
The target is to get the best out of our potential, keep going and see where we finish at the end of the season but I am just sad that the players do not get rewarded for what they produce.
Some, including I, might say the best way to get the best out of our potential would be to augment the squad with some quality and experience. I love the concept of the young team and I think we've got some classy young players but I also think there are some who aren't as good as we'd like to think they are. Still, the manager has said he won't buy in January so now it's all down to him and his ability to get the maximum from them. Gerrard Houllier says it's a 'scanal' that Thierry Henry didn't win the Ballon d'Or which was won by Fabio Cannavaro. It's a bit of a shame but hardly a 'scandal'. There are worse things in life. And that's about it. Don't forget the Kolo competition to win a t-shirt from my friends at Goalhanger.com. See yesterday's blog for details and if you want to leave an audio message for this week's arsecast just click here and do your thing. Right then, I'm playing football tonight and after Saturday I've had this burning desire in me to play and kick someone about 8 feet up into the air. Watch out centre-forwards.]]>
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Fulham preview - squad rotation ahoy! http://arseblog.net/2006/11/29/fulham-preview-squad-rotation-ahoy/ Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:57:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=245 There is no basic problem with him. He has just got to adapt to the pace of the game. He has just come back from six weeks out with injury, and I feel he needs to work, maybe he will play on Saturday. I am confident he will make a big impact here. With the upcoming schedule pretty hectic it's likely that there'll be some 'rotation' of the squad tonight. With Sp*rs on Saturday, then Porto and Chelsea on the horizon the boss will be looking to use as much of his squad as possible. And he's once again reiterated his belief in them and laid down the gauntlet to them, saying:
The period that comes up now for us is the moment of truth. We must not hide. There is a big obstacle in front of the players. I feel they are ready to jump it - and they have a fantastic leap.
We are the leapingest team in all the land. I know what he means though. We've seen flashes of what they can do this season. United away, Reading away, Liverpool at home - great performances, good results. The problem we've had is that there have been too many average results even though the performances have, in general, been better than the results would suggest. A win tonight is vital but then so is a win against Sp*rs on Saturday, we must get a result in Portugal to qualify for the next stage of the CL and then it's Chelsea where a good result could kick-start this team (but we might have said that before). I don't think this game is on the tv or if there are any streams so maybe following what happens tonight might not be easy. After making a Mylesesque prediction that we'd win against Bolton I'm keeping my mouth shut this time but I'll have my lucky hat on, don't you worry. I suggest you all do the same. No, not my lucky hat. It'd never fit all of us. Get your own lucky hats. In other news Arsene Wenger has said giving Fabio Cannavaro the Ballon d'Or ahead of Thierry Henry was a 'mistake' while the Mirror reports that Birmingham will bid £3m for Nicklas Bendtner if they get promoted. Finally for today it's time to announce the winners of our Kolo t-shirt competition with thanks to Goalhanger.com. The answer to the very difficult question was that we signed Kolo from ASEC Mimosas (although like many of you I'd love to see a team called EPIC Boombastas) and the RNG did its thing so the winners are Emmanuel Kisiangani and Matthew Hume. I'll be in touch with you guys to get your address and shirt size details. The rest of you will have to break out the credit cards so you can look Kolotacular this Christmas. And that's it. More tomorrow when hopefully we'll have three points in the bag and at this point I don't care how we get them.]]>
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Arsenal craven at the Cottage http://arseblog.net/2006/11/30/arsenal-craven-at-the-cottage/ Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:44:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=246 You can say what you want about Arsene seeing more of the players than us but that doesn't mean fans don't know anything about the game. Alex Song is not good enough to play for Arsenal, certainly not the Arsenal we all expect to see, but if he's picked what can he do? The blame for his selection and subsequent bad performance rests entirely on the shoulders of the manager. When our own fans, whose support was excellent all night long, are singing for Fabregas after about 15 minutes then you know something is wrong. As usual we let the opposition score first and once again it was from a corner. McBride got a good head to the ball but Jens Lehmann should have done better and it crept in at the far post. Then they went two up when Song was nutmegged by Boa Morte who crossed for Radzinski to tap it home after he'd gotten ahead of Flamini. Our goal, once again, was a set piece as Robin van Persie lashed home a great free kick from 30 yards but that was pretty much the sum total of our first half threat. In the second we hardly created anything more despite Cesc coming on for the hapless Song and our task was made more difficult when Philippe Senderos was given a second yellow card by Howard Webb whose favourite colour must be yellow. His red and a yellow for Kolo means they will both miss the Chelsea game next month. Fulham hit the bar from a free kick, Hoyte made a great tackle when Boa Morte was clean through and the former Arsenal man had one disallowed for offside. For our part Henry had a goal disallowed for what looked like a very marginal offside, Theo Walcott hit the post and Gilberto had an effort blocked by a defender when van Persie played him brilliantly in. However, that sounds like we were some kind of threat in the second half and we really weren't. It was a massively disappointing performance and with Sp*rs coming up on Saturday I'm worried because we appear to be slipping backwards at an alarming rate of knots. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
We're playing many games at the moment but the team showed great spirit and reactions, we fought until the end but it just doesn't seem to be going for us at the moment. I can't fault the team but it's difficult when you're 2-0 down early on.
Wouldn't it be possible to fault the team for being 2-0 down in the first place? That was the 9th time this season we've let the opposition score first in the league. Only once have we come back to win and that was against Charlton (thanks to the man from East Lower for the stats). By any standards that is a major flaw in the team and at the level we expect this Arsenal team to be at it's shocking. Arsene went on to say:
The offside decision against Thierry Henry was decisive. The coincidence of the decisions against us at the moment is very peculiar. We can put this decision along with the penalty decision we had turned down at West Ham. This fixture was a farce. What is important is that teams like Chelsea, who have already qualified in the Champions League, will not be playing at the weekend.
Sounds a little like clutching at straws for me. Sure, two poor decisions but that's football. Poor decisions aren't what's costing us at the moment and there is no great conspiracy against Arsenal. What is painfully obvious now though is that this team needs some serious work. I spoke last season about how competition for places was vital for players to maintain their form but we've still got the same problem. Who is there to challenge Gilberto for his place? Why is there nobody pushing Henry and van Persie as strikers? They know that Adebayor is not good enough to keep them out of the team on a long term basis. Beyond him we have nobody. And as I said before I'm right behind the manager's use of young players but I think we have to accept that some of them just aren't as good as we'd like to think they are. Or maybe they aren't progressing as well and as fast as they might because they don't have enough experience around them to bring them on.
We won’t buy anybody in January. At the moment we have enough players. If you look at the number of players we have on loan — Bendtner, Lupoli — we are not going out on the market at all.
Now, Bendtner and Lupoli look like fine players but they're not the answer to our problems. Neither are Kerrea Gilbert, Seb Larsson (who must be so fed up he's out on loan at Birmingham while crap like Alex Song gets the chances he was never given despite looking a far better player) or any of the others. We need to go into the transfer market in January in a big way in my opinion. We need a top class midfield player to make Gilberto work hard for his chances when they come because he'll be on the bench with this new player alongside Cesc, we need a striker to bring competition for places up front and spark performances from the captain in particular and we have to realise that we can't go away from home and play all three of Cesc, Rosicky and Hleb. I'm not sure we can even play that trio at home. This team needs more physical presence, it needs scrappers and battlers, someone who will get stuck in, make the opposition afraid and more than anything else it needs leadership. It's so obviously lacking direction on the field, someone who will gee up his teammates, someone who isn't afraid to give someone a good bollocking when required, someone who refuses to lose and drags his colleagues with every muscle screaming to the final whistle. At the moment this Arsenal team is a pale shadow of the brilliant teams Arsene Wenger has put together over the years, the balance between youth and experience is still all wrong despite the younger players growing up and unless he does something drastic to put it right I fear for us. Arsene's teams have always played nice, technical football, but we always had players who could put their foot in. Vieira, Petit, Grimandi, Parlour, Lauren, the 'old' back four, even Edu was a Brazilian with bite. Now we have a collection of wonderfully technical players who look, for the most part, like they couldn't tackle their way out of a wet paper bag. Yesterday the manager said this was a 'moment of truth' for this side and challenged his team to put in a performance that would silence the doubters. Sadly they couldn't rise to the challenge. Not through lack of effort or because they don't care but because fundamentally this team is flawed from front to back. The manager buys the players, the manager picks the team and the manager is the one who has to carry the can when things go wrong. If he insists on playing someone like Alex Song and resting Julio Baptista for a game we just had to win then I think it's not unfair to question him and his methods. The things we're missing, the physical presence, the leadership, the organisation are patently not present in the group of players we have at the moment. There's only one way to rectify those problems and that's to get into the transfer market this January, bring in experience and quality because that's what we need. The return of two 18 year old strikers is not going to turn things around. A word for the Arsenal fans who went to the game, we could hear you singing all night long and you lot are a credit to the club. I hope, despite the disappointing result, the players acknowledged that this time. So, another defeat to put behind us, we've got Sp*rs on Saturday and this time we really need to bounce back. Defeat to them is just unthinkable. Finally, so as not to end on a down note, don't forget Perry Groves will be signing copies of his book at Border's bookshop in Islington this evening from 6pm. Tell him Arseblog sent you.]]>
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Friday again, Arsecast episode 6 http://arseblog.net/2006/12/01/friday-again-arsecast-episode-6/ Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:01:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=247 Arsene Wenger is unhappy with the fixture scheduling but he's confident of a good result tomorrow, saying:
We have a difficult game coming up against Tottenham, and I do not agree at all with the way the fixtures have been organised - it is a farce. We play now against opponents who did not play this week - but we will beat them.
That's the spirit. Former manager George Graham reckons Arsenal have lost too many world class players and that's why we're struggling. He says without Pires, Bergkamp, Campbell, Cunt, Lauren, Vieira and Edu we're fighting an uphill battle. I know lots of people pine for Vieira but I still think we were absolutely right to sell him. Our struggles at the moment make people forget everything that went on at that time. There was nothing we could do about Bergkamp's retirement and we really miss the goals Pires provided from midfield but I'd love if we had Edu back. Sadly for Edu he's completely banjaxed having just the done the same cruciate he did when he first arrived at Valencia. George also reckons we lack leadership and that is not something you can argue with at the moment. There'll be more later when the manager has his usual Friday press conference. It'll be interesting to see if he talks, realistically, about the Bolton and Fulham games. Other than that there's not much happening. Arsecasts As it's Friday it's time for the Arsecast. This week the show is packed full of the usual crap, there's a blogchat with Amy Lawrence from the Observer in which we discuss the team and Amy tells me who she thinks would be a great signing for the club amongst other things. Arsene Wenger Hawkins is there too along with some stuff. As always the Arsecast is brought to you by classicfootballshirts.co.uk and there's a bet of the week with thanks to bluesq.com. Click on the image below to subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes (if you've already subscribed just update the podcast with a right click) or click here to download directly. It would be good if you could subscribe in iTunes though. The Arseblog Arsecast is already much more popular than the podcast from the official site so let's make sure it stays that way. Subscribe to the arsecasts in iTunes And that's that. I'm off to snort 1000mg of paracetamol to see if that makes the pain go away.]]>
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If Henry was fit he'd be playing today http://arseblog.net/2006/12/02/if-henry-was-fit-hed-be-playing-today/ Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:44:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=248 the Mirror is reporting that Thierry Henry stormed out of the training ground yesterday after a 'bust-up' with Arsene Wenger. He's been a doubt all week with the back/neck problem but they say he declared himself fit. Arsene Wenger thought otherwise and left him out of the squad entirely and the captain left in a hurry and very unhappy. It's hard to know what to make of it, to be honest. The only thing I'd say is that if there was any chance of Henry being fit for today's game then he would be playing. Arsene has played a 50% Henry in games before and there's no reason to think he'd not do it now. Especially when the team badly needs a win, he won't be playing in Porto in midweek giving him time to recover for Chelsea and he's obviously our best striker and miles ahead of Adebayor who is likely to replace him. Over at ANR Myles suggests that Henry was dropped earlier in the season but Myles needs to find himself some decent hosting because his site is up and down like a jack in the box at the moment. So until we get more information this is all speculation and I won't comment any further except to reiterate that if Henry was fit he would be playing today. In The Sun today Thierry says he'll never give up on the title but says we need a 'double miracle' which means us going on a great run and both United and Chelsea dropping enough points to get us back in it. He also mentions January and the transfer window, saying:
But you can rest assured Arsene Wenger will try and — once again — land a few bargains in January. Even using the loan system, there are top-class players who would jump at the chance of first-team football.
He mentions Shaun Wright-Phillips at Chelsea and while he was a good player for Man City there's probably a good reason why he has yet to complete a full 90 minutes for a top of the table team since he joined nearly 18 months ago now. As well as that the last thing this team needs is another five foot nothing guy. We need monsters! He also spoke about his own form, saying:
There has also been criticism of my performances and I accept that. I've scored seven goals, which is not too bad but I know I can play better. At the moment, I'm not helping my team as much as I want and that's when I become frustrated.
I don't think there's anyone who would argue with that. Thierry's form has not been great but at the same time I think there's a tendency to lay the blame for the team's problems at his feet. Let's remember that for much of the season he's been playing in a formation he obviously doesn't like and compared to seasons gone by the service he's been receiving is much declined. Considering what he's done for us so consistently season after season it's a bit sad to hear some of the stick he's been getting. We'd all like to see him play better but he's not a robot either. So to the manager and his thoughts before today's game. He confirmed the absence of Henry and Flamini and didn't give too much away about the team. There's some suggestion Freddie will start and Julio Baptista is back in contention but apart from that it's hard to say who he'll pick and in what formation. Once again he stated his belief in his players and the way he is trying to build this team. He disagreed with George Graham's asssessment of the players we have and clarified his thoughts on the way the midweek fixtures were arranged. He also felt that the criticism of Alex Song was too harsh and said that he's a talented player in training. That's all well and good. Lots of people have said he does good things for the reserves too but there's a big difference between someone who can do good things in training and then on the pitch when the pressure is on. If the entire press corps (who despite what we might think actually know a thing or two about football!) and 99% of Arsenal fans I've spoken to believe Song to be way below the level you'd expect an Arsenal player to be at then you have to take that on board. And really the criticism wasn't so much of Alex Song, who drew sympathy from most quarters, but of the decision to pick him in the first place. So to the match today. No predictions from me but being the optimistic sort of person I am I believe we can win it. Of course I'd believe we could win against a team of Harlem Globetrotter style space football experts from another galaxy who breathed fire on our players whenever we had the ball. It's been a bad week for Arsenal but November is over now and we can put that shitty month behind us by beating the old enemy at the new stadium today. All I'm hoping for is that we perform well, don't let them score first (especially from a corner) and that we score about 5 more goals than them. That's not too much, is it? Right, I'm off to make breakfast. Come on the Arsenal!]]>
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That's more like the Arsenal we all know... http://arseblog.net/2006/12/03/thats-more-like-the-arsenal-we-all-know/ Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:07:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=249 And the third was another penalty when Robin van Persie was clearly tripped by Jermaine Jenas. On the replays it looked like there was a handball in the build up, hard to say if it was deliberate or not, and this one, you could say, was given because of ... er ... well, just because Sp*rs are cunts. It was a well deserved victory and a much needed tonic for everyone, fans, players and manager alike, after what has been a difficult week. Of course it's only one game and if your players couldn't get motivated for a North London derby then there'd be something seriously wrong but there was a work ethic, a desire and hunger to get stuck in and scrap which was so badly missing in the previous two games. Gilberto Silva's two penalties were perfect, there isn't a keeper in the world who would have saved them and I doff my cap to Emmanuel Adebayor who was really excellent. I think in the frustration of previous poor performances I, amongst others, have been too quick to judge him. He really was fantastic yesterday and he deserved the man of the match award. He took his goal brilliantly, put himself about, worked hard all over the pitch and he seems to be developing a nice habit of scoring in big matches. What's so confusing about him is his ability to play like that and also his ability to play so poorly but I guess that's just youth and we have to give him more time to become consistent. Let's see how he does from now until the end of the season and then we'll talk more about him. In the 4-4-2 Robin van Persie was very good as well. For the only slight concern is Eboue's tendency to, how shall I put it, make the very most of any tackle on him. Seeing him writhe on the floor after a fairly innocuous challenge from Malbranque only to get up to confront the Sp*rs player then try to writhe around on the ground some more and eventually come back on with not a limp after extensive treatment from Gary Lewin was embarrassing. It's what used to bother me about Reyes as well. As the player tries to save face by making themselves appear more injured than they actually are we're down to 10 men and could be punished as a result. Not for the first time I really hope someone takes him aside and tells him this isn't good enough. He's a big lad and he's not made of bone china. Sort it out, Eboue. Afterwards the manager, as you would expect, praised the team and their spirit. He said:
We showed spirit, character, determination, good organisation as well, I must say, against a good Tottenham team, but things went for us today.
And that's true. We did get a bit of luck yesterday whereas in previous games we haven't perhaps had the slice of fortune on our side that would have turned the result around but the effort the lads put in compared to Sp*rs lacklustre performance meant we got what we merited in the end. What we need now is for the boys to put in that sort of effort week in week out and on days when our football doesn't quite click that spirit and desire will get us results we might have struggled to get in recent times. You can't underestimate how important it is. Overall it was a good performance, full of heart, and an outstanding result. Now, on to the Thierry Henry situation. After reports of a bust-up between the captain and the manager Thierry gave an interview yesterday morning in which he denied a bust-up and revealed he was going to be out for a while in order to get fully fit. He said:
Nothing that has been said in the paper is true and it's a bit of a shame that all the time you have to come out and justify stuff in this country. I did leave the training ground disappointed on Friday because I wanted to play against Spurs. Nobody forced me to not play. It was a discussion that we had and I was upset because I don't like to not play. I want to be on the pitch. But sometimes you have to be honest with yourself and listen to your body.
Afterwards the manager was more cryptic and cagey about the whole situation, saying:
I want to sit down with him and tell him what I expect of him when he has recovered. I have said many times that this team is not a one-player team. I don't want to talk more about it. I want to give a lot of credit to the team and the rest is internal matters.
And that's the way it should be at Arsenal. If the captain says nothing happened then we should probably take him at face value. He's always been an honest guy. However, if something did happen which displeased the manager and forced him to take disciplinary action then you have to say that Henry didn't sulk, didn't pout and did all the right things. He was there for the team before the game, he supported them during the game and was there to congratulate them, publicly, afterwards. Maybe that's what the manager expects from him. There doesn't seem to be much point in talking about it any further although the tabloids and message boards will be full of speculation. At the end of the day the manager will always do what's best for the club and I have no doubt that's what he will do or has done in this case. End of story for me. In a quick round-up of other stories Julio Baptista wants more time in the first eleven at Arsenal. He's had a difficult start and injuries have hampered him getting into the team on a regular basis. We still don't quite know where he's going to play. I have a sneaky feeling he's going to start against Porto on Wednesday. If he does it's up to him to take his chance. Speaking of Porto Amy Lawrence writes about our game, amongst others, in the Observer. I'll preview the game more fully during the week. And that's about it. The Sunday papers will be fun to read today so that's what I'm off to do along with a nice big fry (I'm going to eat the fry, not read the fry). Till tomorrow.]]>
249 2006-12-03 13:07:50 2006-12-03 11:07:50 closed open thats-more-like-the-arsenal-we-all-know publish 0 0 post 0 1061 http://gunnerrific.com/?p=112 70.103.16.175 2006-12-04 06:22:04 2006-12-04 04:22:04 1 pingback 0 0
Thoughts on Henry and Wenger http://arseblog.net/2006/12/04/thoughts-on-henry-and-wenger/ Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:47:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=250 Peter Hill-Wood has played down reports that there was bust up between the two. He says:
I think Henry's having a conversation with the manager. He wants to play every match but from what I can gather Arsene doesn't think he's in absolutely tip-top shape and he is going to have a chat. I don't think it is a particularly serious matter but Arsene is the boss and he's a pretty good judge.
Depending on which paper you read or which website you go to Henry could be out for as little as a week or it might be the new year when we see him. I suppose the best way to look at it is in a positive way. If he's injured then he needs time to get himself right. If there's something not quite right with his head then a bit of time off might sort it out. Whatever it is you can be sure Arsene Wenger wants, above all else, a fit, hungry and committed Thierry Henry back in his team. In the meantime we'll have to do without him. He was already suspended for the Porto game and it looks certain he'll be missing for the trip to Stamford Bridge. As it's a big game I'm sure Adebayor can do well but seriously speaking we've got the Togonionator, Robin van Persie and Julio Baptista who is looking to make his mark. It could be worse. There isn't a team in the world that wouldn't miss a Thierry Henry who was firing on all cylinders but for whatever reason, and fatigue could be one of them as Goodplaya points out amongst his observations, he hasn't been doing that this season. Perhaps the time away will let him recharge mentally as much as physically and while it's unfair to expect any player to carry the weight of the team on his shoulders it's not unfair to expect a little more from the club captain - and I don't mean specifically on the pitch. Watching Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day after the Sp*rs game was very strange. While he obviously wanted to emphasise the performance of the team and give them the credit they deserved you could see he was troubled by something, obviously the Henry situation. It's very rare you see the manager so agitated and he looked almost volcanic as he tried to stop himself erupting. Still, he's decided to deal with the situation his way and for whatever reason that means Henry is out of action, whether he likes it or not, for some time. As well as that, and again I agree with Goodplaya, I don't think Henry's appearance at the game on Saturday was attention seeking. I think if he'd been put in his place by a manager who isn't exactly renowned as a disciplinarian then he reacted in the right way, publicly giving his colleagues the support that perhaps he hadn't been giving them when he was playing. I'm not worried about the effect this might have on the squad either. Very often things like this galvanise teams and give them a spirit that you can't manufacture on the training ground. We've got a big week ahead and we have to concentrate on that, not what might have happened between the manager and one player. There'll be more on the Porto game tomorrow and Wednesday as team news filters through. The draw for the 3rd round of the FA Cup was made yesterday and we got a nice easy draw against a lower league team. We'll travel to Anfield to play Liverpool just like in the Carling Cup. I suspect there may have to be some pints with the mug smasher to watch those games as whenever we watch Arsenal play Liverpool together Arsenal always win. Luckily I'm making this text invisible to Liverpool fans so he won't be able to read this and have any reason to not join me for the games. And that's it. More tomorrow.]]>
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Henry and Wenger clear the air, win a scarf! http://arseblog.net/2006/12/05/henry-and-wenger-clear-the-air-win-a-scarf/ Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:55:49 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=251 the manager insisted things were fine between him and his captain, saying:
Of course I am aware of stories circulating in the media about our meeting last Friday. I just feel that it’s important to reiterate that there is no problem between myself and Thierry, in fact, we have always had a strong relationship and that remains the case. I wanted to clear this up and end any further speculation.
Naturally at the first whiff of blood the sharks came circling. If you read John Cross in the Mirror, and I advise you to take everything he says about Arsenal with a hefty pinch of salt, Henry was off to Barcelona and was a power-mad egomaniac determined to take control of the French national team. One particularly cowardly English based member of the French squad couldn't wait to stick his boot in saying all sorts of things about Thierry. Henry responded though, saying:
To claim that I wanted the power - no. To say that I wanted to play in a 4-5-1 - no. Everyone that knows me knows that I prefer to play alongside a team-mate. Quite simply, it is true that I can be a pig! It is not a lie to say that. Sometimes, I feel that I am in the right even when I am wrong.
A trait he probably shares with most of us. Shock horror. Imagine a footballer, especially one of the best ones in the world, feeling like he's right most of the time. What sets him apart is admitting it. Many of the prima donnas wouldn't. He went on to rule out any kind of move and insisted he was focussed on getting back to full fitness and playing for Arsenal after playing nearly 60 games this calendar year. Some reports have said he'll be out for 6 weeks but I suspect he'll be back quite a bit sooner than that. For now though we just need to concentrate on the players we have and the matches we have in front of us. Man of Saturday's match Emmanuel Adebayor explains why he went over to celebrate with the Henry after he scored. He explains:
Before the game he came in the dressing room telling me what to do and what not to do. He told me if I had the ball with the just the goalkeeper in front of you he will never go down and will just stay there before you. That means you have to take your time, be calm and the ball will go in. [Robinson] is one of the fattest goalkeepers in England. In the time it takes him to propel his massive bulk to the ground you could build a new set of pyramids. So I just waited and thankfully I saw a tiny gap because that enormous cunt filled up most of the goal.
After rumours of an £8m bid from Lyon in the Danish press yesterday there's a further rumour than AC Milan could be preparing a £6m bid for Nicklas Bendtner. He's doing very well for Birmingham this season but if someone was to offer you £6-£8m for an 18 year striker you'd have to seriously consider it. I think he'll come back to us and extend his contract and become part of the first team squad next season though. Savile Rogue scarvesNow, that to your left looks like a regular red and white Arsenal scarf, doesn't it? Well, it's not. It's 100% cashmere made by ancient cashmere masters in the Scottish highlands. They're produced by a new website called Savile Rogue and because Arseblog is quite simply the best blog ever and because they're top blokes they've given me three of them to give away to you. Splendid. All you have to do is answer the following question. Before being simply 'Arsenal' the club had a different name. Was it, a) Woolly Arsenal - b) The Arsenal - c) Woolwich Arsenal. Answers to scarf@arseblog.com and the RNG will do its thing on Thursday morning. And that's about it. The lads will be off to Portugal today, if you're travelling have a safe trip, and there'll be a full preview of the Porto game tomorrow. Don't forget if you have any comments or questions for the Arsecast on Friday (which is at number 13 in the iTunes store for sports podcasts - ahead of the official Arsenal one but still behind the Man United one, booooooo) click the Arsecast link on the right to find email addresses and funky audio message leaver info thingimajig. Right, till tomorrow.]]>
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Porto preview, Wenger, Walcott, Henry, Fabregas http://arseblog.net/2006/12/06/porto-preview-wenger-walcott-henry-fabregas/ Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:01:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=252 Wenger is not worried about the absence of Thierry Henry, saying:
I am confident even without Henry because we have Emmanuel Adebayor, Robin van Persie and Theo Walcott to produce goals. Without Thierry, the young players will take responsibility.
He also revealed the captain's absence will see more playing time for Theo Walcott who he claims is a different player to 6 months ago. I think we forget that he's so young and there's an expectation every time he comes on that he can do something. It looks like he'll be used from the flanks for the timebeing as the boss feels he lacks some physical presence to play up front. However, the boss has backed his captain to come good on his return and feels he's been getting too much stick in recent times, something I'd go along with. There were no surprises when he named his squad yesterday. Henry the most notable absentee but Tomas Rosicky is also missing with a hamstring problem that could keep him out for three weeks. It's a bit worrying how often he's injured. I hope he hasn't caught Aliadiereitis. As for tonight I have a feeling we might see Baptista start. His experience in Spanish football will put him on a good footing, unlike the Porto players who will appear to be like Bambi on ice the way they'll go over at the slightest touch. Whatever team he puts out though they'll be determined and motivated to carry from the good performance against Sp*rs on Saturday. Thierry Henry has backed Cesc Fabregas to do the stuff on the pitch that will win us games. He says:
I have so much confidence in Fabregas. I think he's young, but I do think he can spark the team any time he wants to do it. He doesn't know yet how good he is and I think he can do what he wants.
'Do what he wants ... with a football', please Thierry, let's clear that up. We don't want him arriving at the training ground one morning in a limo with some bitches and bodyguards then asking for a giant bowl of M&Ms with the yellow ones taken out (although that would be mad because the yellow ones are the best but you know what I mean). No question the Cescinator is going to be a hugely important part of our team for the seasons to come and when we sell him at age 38 to Barcelona for half a billion pounds he'll not only be an Arsenal legend but probably the supreme ruler of the Universe (or at least my assistant). Good news from Lauren who is slowly but surely getting himself back to full fitness. He talks about how he feared for his career after suffering a knee injury over 10 months ago now. He could be back for the Carling Cup game against Liverpool. Falkirk will hold talks with Arsenal this week to prolong Anthony Stokes loan. He's been in brilliant form for them and was again named Young Player of the Month by the SPL. And that's that. Don't forget you can still enter the competition for the Savile Rogue scarf, details on yesterday's blog. Here's to the right result tonight. See you tomorrow.]]>
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Qualification assured in 0-0 borefest http://arseblog.net/2006/12/07/qualification-assured-in-0-0-borefest/ Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=253 Arsene Wenger acknowledged the performance wasn't great but said we'd be better for Sunday against Chelsea. I hope so. Freddie Ljungberg says the hurt of losing the final in May is a great motivation for the team. The draw for the second round takes place next Friday and we're going to play one of Barcelona, Celtic, Inter, Roma, Real Madrid, PSV or Lille with the first leg away. Fun times! The only real downside of the trip was the fact that Johann Djourou picking up a hamstring strain which could see him miss Sunday's game at Stamford Bridge. With William Gallas only rated at 20% to play and Kolo suspended it means Philippe Senderos could be our only available centre-half. We'll find out more on that soon enough. And speaking of Sunday no doubt you've all seen the Cuntley Cunt banknotes which are going around. If you're going to the match on Sunday and you want to do a bit of cut out and keep you can download them from here. I have no idea how they got on my server though. Cuntley's first encounter with the Arsenal since his move will be something I'll be discussing with Goodplaya on tomorrow's Arsecast. And that's about it. I'm still bored senseless from last night. Update: That's not it at all. I totally forgot to announce the winners of the scarves from Savile Rogue. I set the RNG in motion after what was the highest ever number of entries for any competition on Arseblog and the three winners are: Joanne Utalia, Scott Roney and Spargo L (hahaha!). Congrats to you, I'll be in touch for address details at some stage this morning. Thanks for all your entries and we'll have more giveaways between now and Christmas.]]> 253 2006-12-07 10:00:29 2006-12-07 08:00:29 closed open qualification-assured-in-0-0-borefest publish 0 0 post 0 1062 http://gunnerrific.com/?p=116 70.103.16.175 2006-12-08 07:23:08 2006-12-08 05:23:08 1 pingback 0 0 Jens is funny, Arsecast episode 7 out now! http://arseblog.net/2006/12/08/jens-is-funny-arsecast-episode-7-out-now/ Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:22:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=254 Jens Lehmann reckons Cunt deserves all the stick he gets after his acrimonious move and despicable behaviour. He also mocked the book 'My defence' (which has sold far less than Perry Groves book!) asking the very legitimate question why does a 25 year old think he should write a book. He put it down to Englishness, saying:
It seems to be an English habit to come out with books that nobody needs.
heh, excellent. He also backed Philippe Senderos who struggled last season against Didier Drogba, saying:
Philippe will be OK against Drogba - he's intelligent. It's not a problem.
It looks increasingly likely that William Gallas won't recover in time to face his old club but Johann Djourou is showing signs that he could be fit enough to play. Emmanuel Adebayor says the game is going to be 'war' but really, what is that good for? Absolutely nothing, I'm reliably informed. Huh. With Thierry Henry out still Gilberto will remain as captain and he's enjoying the responsibility. He says:
I'm very proud of myself for being captain of Arsenal. It shows Arsène has a lot of belief in me. I try to help the team, even when I'm not on the pitch, so that they can do the best they can. Most of the time the players respond to me on the pitch when I talk to them.
We'll need him to be as strong as he's ever been, which is about 7 strong, on Sunday against Chelsea's midfield. He needs to kick some of them up in the air. Very high up into the air. There'll be more team news later and a full preview of the match tomorrow. Double-D says that FIFA's ridiculous idea that clubs should have to play 6 homegrown players in their sides is 'illegal' and will be vigorously challenged by the clubs. He says:
If Fifa want to light another fire then so be it, but this will be a very hot fire. I hope this idea does not go any further. Come on baby, light my fire. Try to set my wife on fiy-ah!!
Update: After a long and fruitless search under bridges and far away beach huts Leopold has been in touch. Check out 'Sword from the stone' on the real ANR. And that's about that for the news this morning. Now for something completely different. Well, by different I mean the same as all the others but you know... The arsecasts That's right. It's another action packed arsecast in association with classicfootballshirts.co.uk. This week I talk to Goodplaya about the Chelsea game, the past week and the Henry-Wenger business, Arsene Wenger Hawkins considers a new career, I answer some of your questions, there's an exclusive interview with Emmanuel Adbayor and of course a bet of the week with thanks to my friends at bluesq.com. Just a reminded that to subscribe via iTunes just click the image below Subscribe via iTunes If you're not subscribed via the store and you're just using the feed address can you all please make sure you're using this feed address as after this week it will be the only one that's updated: http://arseblog.com/podcasts/newfeed2.xml If you just want to download the file directly click here (15mb MP3 file). And that's that. Enjoy. Have a good Friday and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
254 2006-12-08 09:22:40 2006-12-08 07:22:40 closed open jens-is-funny-arsecast-episode-7-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 1064 http://arsenal.theoffside.com/team-news/there-will-be-no-hurting-of-the-feelings.html 216.139.229.235 2006-12-08 21:58:20 2006-12-08 19:58:20 1 pingback 0 0
Cole deserves all the stick he gets http://arseblog.net/2006/12/09/cole-deserves-all-the-stick-he-gets/ Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:31:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=255 Arsene Wenger has said that Arsenal fans should respect what Cole did as a player for the club and I think he's right. He was a fantastic player for us. He came through the ranks, was an Arsenal boy through and through and became one of the best left backs in the world playing in our team. He got some stick when he first broke into the England team but we supported him. When he got sent off we supported him. When he didn't play well we supported him. When he went to meet Chelsea all that changed. With the greatest of respect if Alex Song went to meet Chelsea tomorrow and subsequently signed for them I doubt there'd be too many people who would have a problem with it. In fact there might be some street parties and galas. The fact is Cole was a great player and nobody ever disputed that. It's the fact that he was a great player, added to the fact he was an Arsenal fan - one of us so we thought - added to the slimy, underhand, deceitful, duplicitous, unethical, illegal, snide, treacherous, conniving, dishonest way he and his cunt of an agent manufactured that has created the bad feeling.
"When I heard Jonathan (Barnett) repeat the figure of £55k, I nearly swerved off the road" - Cuntley Cunt "All Arsenal did was offer to double his wages" - Liam Brady
So while there is respect for what Cunt did as a player there is no respect whatsoever for him as a person. He is weak, greedy and disloyal and that is why he'll get picked on by the Arsenal fans at Stamford Bridge tomorrow. I have to say the involvement of the police is just ridiculous. Apparently the gay rights group Outrage has been cosnulted by police and they will search fans for 'homophobic material'. Is an inflatable mobile phone homophobic? No. Ar fake £20 notes homophobic? No. Is it in great taste? Not really but then neither are 60,000 Manchester United fans singing about our manager being a paedophile and I have yet to hear the police, Sky, Manchester United Football Club or anyone bar Arsenal fans complain about it. Goodplaya has something to say on this as well. I hope Cole gets horrendous stick tomorrow, he deserves it, but I hope it's restricted to verbals only. If he can't take a bit of grief from the fans he let down so badly then that's his problem. I hope the stewards at Chelsea realise that fake £20 notes are unlikely to cause anyone, especially Cole, any damage - unless someone runs onto the pitch and gives him a paper cut between his fingers. I hope they're not too heavy handed and I hope all Arsenal fans going are treated with the respect they deserve and not judged and sentenced before they get there which seems to be the case at the moment. In terms of the team, which is the most important thing, it looks like Djourou will make it which means double Swiss in the centre of defence. Arsene Wenger is confident that Philippe Senderos can deal with Didier Drogba and he rightly points out that Senderos was a vital part of the defence which went so long in last season's Champions League without conceding a goal. He also thinks that a win puts us back in the title race and he's probably right there too. We're overdue a win against Chelsea. There was a time they couldn't buy a result against us. Now we've gone over two years without beating them and the time is right. Can we do it? Yes, of course we can. We've performed well in the big games this season and I don't expect that to change tomorrow. In other news Roy Keane wants to sign Anthony Stokes for Sunderland while Ian Wright says Arsenal have let Thierry Henry down by not signing someone like Jermaine Defoe. Yes, the same Jermaine Defoe that can't get a game for Sp*rs at the moment. More rubbish from Wrighty. And that's it. Enjoy your Saturday. More tomorrow.]]>
255 2006-12-09 13:31:30 2006-12-09 11:31:30 closed open cole-deserves-all-the-stick-he-gets publish 0 0 post 0 1065 http://arsenalnews.wordpress.com/2006/12/09/cole-cant-be-looking-forward-to-tomorrow-can-he/ 72.232.131.19 2006-12-09 13:59:52 2006-12-09 11:59:52 1 pingback 0 0
Chelsea preview, Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/12/10/chelsea-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:13:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=256 Cesc Fabregas has had his customary dig at Chelsea's playing style and says the Arsenal team are not afraid of anyone. He says:
We're never intimidated by any team, even if they are supposedly the best footballers in the world. I don't worry about the opposition. In football, I believe you can beat anybody, as long as you give 100 per cent. I'm not sure who is the biggest club in London, Chelsea are a good side but they don"t play the type of football that I would like to play.
They're certainly not as dour and machine like as they have been in the past but I get his point. Amy Lawrence writes in the Observer about our defence today which has an average age of just 21, coming up agains the power and experience of Cuntier Cuntba and Shevchenkunt will be a real test for them, while Arsene Wenger says words have been had with Emmanuel Eboue about his tendency to exaggerate every contact and roll around on the ground like some kind of ground roller. Well played, Arsene. Freddie Ljungberg talks about how Chelsea can go out and buy established stars while Arsenal's finances mean they have to buy and develop young players. Tomorrow Freddie will talk about how night follows day, summer is warmer than winter and how drinking too much rum gives you a cunt of a headache. And that's about it. Required today is a performance like we had at Old Trafford, like the one we had against Sp*rs. Fight, energy, committment and we can't be afraid of them. This is a Chelsea side that has become more attacking and become slightly more vulnerable because of it. No idea who he's going to play in midfield. I'd love to see Baptista get in amongst them but I reckon the boss will use him from the bench. Anyway, I'm going to get the papers, some breakfast and a few dozen paracetemol. Fingers crossed today for a good game and a good result. Of course I'll happily take a shit game and a good result. I suspect you would too. More tomorrow. Come on you gooooooners.]]>
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Hard working Arsenal more than earned their point http://arseblog.net/2006/12/11/hard-working-arsenal-more-than-earned-their-point/ Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:42:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=257 To be fair we could have gone ahead after Essien's goal when Alexander Hleb lashed the ball wildly over the bar from inside the box when a simple placed shot would have done. The Sun reports Arsene Wenger, who was furious at the miss, saying "He always does that!". Mourinho said afterwards that Arsenal showed no ambition to win the game but the man is on a wind up. Sure, we played a 4-5-1 but we've won big games with that formation before and given how young our team was it made sense. Adebayor was really good up front and worked very hard and in midfield we had to make up the numbers against quality like Essien, Makelele and Ballack. To have gone gung-ho to try and win would have been madness and Gilberto had an outstanding game providing the cover to the back four. For Mourinho to suggest there was some kind of co-operation between Arsene Wenger and Alex Ferguson to ensure Chelsea dropped points just shows how far removed from the real world he is. Defensively we were a bit dodgy at times though. Philippe Senderos had the most nervy 20 minutes I've ever seen from him before settling into the game and when Arjen Robben was brought on he skinned Eboue at least three times. Actually, he didn't have to do too much because Eboue was nowhere to be seen at least twice. He is a big worry defensively. Jens Lehmann could have cost us the game at the end and he seemed more interested in trying to wind up Didier Drogba. I hope both of them, and remember they're 14-15 stone men of 6'2" or 6'3", look back at the ridiculous incident in which they got booked and feel suitably ashamed. Drogba throwing himself to the ground from the slightest shove by Lehmann was pathetic and Lehmann's leap when Drogba gave him a bit of a shoulder charge was just as bad. I worry a bit about Jens now. The World Cup was a massive motivational factor for him, he's firmly ensconsed as Germany's number one and although he's a professional and a good one at that we're starting to see things creep back into his game that I thought he'd cut out. Of course the game was hyped up because of Ashley Cole, introduced by the Chelsea MC as 'the best left back in world'. Good job he wasn't trying to inflame an already tense situation, eh? Arsenal fans sang their songs about him and threw the fake £20 notes. Chelsea fans responded by singing about our manager wanting to have sex with children. Pure class and where is the condemnation in today's newspapers or on the TV yesterday? Whatever you do don't throw a small piece of paper and anyone who brings an inflatable mobile phone is likely to be arrested but 40,000 people can sing a despicable, vile song without so much as a word from anyone. It's truly pathetic. Hats off to Cesc Fabregas who refused to shake Cole's hand which apparently sparked a bit of a ruckus in the tunnel in which Robin van Persie was also involved. Well done, lads. I wouldn't shake that little cunt's hand either. It's good to see he's gotten into the swing of things at Chelsea which means he's always in the referee's face moaning and complaining. John Terry is an absolute disgrace the way he tries to intimidate the officials week in week out. It was hilarious watching them moan when Cole was booked for scything down Hleb trying to say that Senderos should have been booked for a previous foul on Drogba. Senderos' foul was a bit of obstruction, Cole chopped down Hleb in full flight, the little cunt. Hardly the same thing but Terry, obviously under instruction from his manager, objects to every decision the referee makes to try and gain some advantage later in the game. He is the perfect example of why football should follow the example of rugby when it comes to referees. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
The quality of our performance and our team spirit was absolutely tremendous. When you look at their age, what they did today was sensational.
On the TV they mentioned the average age of Chelsea's outfield players was 29. Arsenal's was 23. That is a big gap in terms of experience and while Chelsea had chances so did we and we weren't overawed in any way. As the manager rightly pointed out as well Chelsea had last weekend off as well so that is a factor. While it was a blow to concede an equaliser so late and we rode our luck a bit in the last few minutes a draw was no less than we deserved and overall it was a fair result. Hopefully we can take that kind of spirit and performance to Wigan on Wednesday night. If we play like that, with the same spirit and character, we can get a result, no problem. Our problem this season though has not been games like Chelsea, it's been games like Wigan, so this will be one to watch closely. Not much else happening this morning. A quick congratulations to Theo Walcott who was named BBC Young Sports Personality of the Year last night. And that's that. More tomorrow.]]>
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Jens likes Drogba but hates Lampard http://arseblog.net/2006/12/12/jens-likes-drogba-but-hates-lampard/ Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:35:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=258 he reveals his dislike for Frank Lampard, saying:
Lampard is a specialist in insulting people very badly.
That makes sense, actually. Lampard always looked like a sly cunt to me and the fact that he has no lips and is constantly close enough to players to get off with them when he's giving them some verbals means it's impossible to see what he's saying. What I am surprised at is that Lampard can insult people 'very' badly as I would suggest to do that you would need an extensive vocabulary. Perhaps someone wrote down the words for him and he just learned them off. Gilberto took some time today to blast the blues conduct with regards referees and I agree with him 100%. I mentioned it on yesterday's blog but it's obviously a deliberate instruction from the manager so I don't see it stopping any time soon and with the FA so toothless over things like this I don't see it stopping. Hopefully one of them will step seriously over the line sooner or later. Hopefully with Graham Poll. And hopefully with the corner of his elbow or he'll do what that bloke did in American History X and make Poll bite and advertising hoarding before stamping on his head. CRUNCH. The FA might do something then. On loan at Birmingham Nicklas Bendtner is doing well. He obviously feels he's doing well enough to issue a warning to Arsenal, saying:
Arsenal need to give me a sign they are going to play me. I've had a taste of regular football and I don't want to be back in the reserves again.
Which is fair enough, I suppose. Some people might call him arrogant but I'd rather have someone with his ambition and desire to play than someone who will meekly accept reserve football season after season after season. Whether Arsenal give him the sign he wants remains to be seen. Our other young prodigy, Arturo Lupoli, hints that he could move on in the summer as well unless he receives guarantees about involvement in the team too. Chairman P Diddy H to the W answers fans questions on arsenal.con. And that's about it really. I did have a good laugh at Alan Pardew getting the sack yesterday. Not dancing around someone else's technical area now are you, you cunt? There'll be a proper preview of the Wigan game with team news and all that kind of stuff tomorrow. Till then.]]>
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Lehmann, Wenger, foreign investment, Wigan preview http://arseblog.net/2006/12/13/lehmann-wenger-foreign-investment-wigan-preview/ Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:52:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=259 He also recounts a tale, like so:
The other week myself and my cousin Jamie Redknapp were out to dinner in a London restaurant and Lehmann was sitting just feet from us on another table. We acknowledged him and he completely blanked both of us. In fact, when he left, we walked right past our table and didn’t even have the decency to say anything.
While the stuff like diving with Drogba does annoy me it's stuff like that which makes me like Jens so much. It must have been awkward for him though. Imagine those two shithounds sitting next to you in a restaurant. They'd only arrive after you'd ordered as well so you couldn't leave and go somewhere else. Anyway, what did Lampard expect? Jens was probably afraid that if he said anything Lampard would take it as a sign that he could come over and scoff up all the food on his plate. Well played, Sir. Arsene Wenger spoke yesterday ahead of the Wigan game and expressed his concerns about the glut of foreign investment in Premiership clubs. He fears it could put Arsenal at a disadvantage and he's right. He said:
Once the financial potential of the club goes above their natural resources by far, we will be in trouble because we don't have that. At the moment the income basically is the gates, television and sponsorship. If the income is gates, television, sponsorship plus private gifts then we cannot compete.
It must be galling when the club have embarked on a project (Ashburton Grove) to give the club more income to allow them to compete financially with their rivals - at the time Manchester United were the top of the pile - only to find people like Abramovich come in and blow all that out of the water. Now you have the billionaire at Villa, Dubai about to buy Liverpool and the investment, as Wenger said, is going to be based around making profit and not for the love of a club (the boss was right to note the difference between someone like Jack Walker or Dave Whelan of tonight's opponents). My fear is that it will go too far before the FA decide something has to be done about it. The boss also confirmed that Thierry Henry would be out until the new year with a hamstring problem. Alexander Hleb, guilty of a poor miss against Chelsea on Sunday, says Arsenal's finishing is what has let them down this season. There's no question we need to be more clinical in front of goal but it's not just poor finishing that has us so far behind the leaders. What was missing for a few games was the passion and spirit that we've shown against Sp*rs and Chelski. As Goodplaya pointed out on last week's arsecast if we played with that kind of determination every week we'd win more games even if we didn't play particularly well. What has let us down this season is playing the so-called 'lesser' teams. We've beaten United, Liverpool and Sp*rs and drawn away to Chelsea. However, we've lost away to West Ham - who were a shambles all season - Man City, Bolton and Fulham. With the greatest of respect those are teams we should beat if we want to win the league. Wigan have always given us a game since they came up and I don't expect tonight to be any different. We have to ensure we don't suffer another disappointing away day and that means scrapping and getting stuck in. If we do that the goals will come and the boss is concsious of that too. In team news we have Kolo Toure back and surely it's time that Julio Baptista got a start. I also hope the game against Fulham doesn't deter the manager from playing a 4-4-2. Going to Wigan and playing 5 in midfield is just too negative. In other news the boss says he's 'very happy' at Anthony Stokes' progress during his loan spell at Falkirk and denies that the club has received any bids for him. With Lupoli and Bendtner angling for moves away perhaps the young Irishman could be the striker to make the grade. Don't forget, if you have a comment about the Wigan game or anything else that you'd comment about for the arsecast on Friday you can go to this page and record directly from your computer. And that's it. Better late than never, eh?]]>
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Awful Arsenal scrape a 1-0 win against awful Wigan http://arseblog.net/2006/12/14/awful-arsenal-scrap-a-1-0-win-against-awful-wigan/ Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:53:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=260 When Cesc played another great pass through, after winning the ball with a fantastic tackle, we were lucky that Ade's first touch was minimal meaning the ball landed at his feet and he nutmegged the keeper to score the winner in the 89th minute. After being ground down by the previous 88 I managed some small whoops of celebration - and I should add that Adebayor, while frustrating, should be praised for not giving up and not letting his head go down like some other players would. Glad he scored. Perhaps it was the hangover from Sunday, perhaps there's some problem with motivating this team to play 'lesser' clubs, perhaps someone should tell Eboue how to play football (I would be more than happy to see Justin Hoyte ahead of him now especially as Lauren's return is feared to be as far away as ever), but it does seem a bit churlish to complain too much after a win which puts us into third place. However, it would be wrong to overlook how poor we were. I was thinking of the 0-0 as the match drew to a close and writing today's blog. I was going to say something about this team being 70% potential, 20% quality, 10% past it and I think that's right. You can all decide yourselves who fits into what category but it's pretty obvious. We can't rest Cesc because he is what makes this team tick. He is our creative outlet. Without him we've got nobody to make the killer pass and the team know it. Nobody makes the runs, nobody goes forward because they know there's nobody to give them the ball if they do. And can I put on record once again my absolute loathing for the 4-5-1 formation. I've said previously I understand it against teams who are good but Wigan are not very good at all and we went there playing a formation which, to me, is horrible and negative. This is not the way Arsene Wenger has had his teams playing football for the last 10 years. If what came before was the caviar this is not even sausage. It's that jelly stuff that's inside pork pies. I hate it. I fucking really and truly hate it. Some people would suggest that Cesc is too lightweight for a 4-4-2 but I don't agree entirely. While I take their point I feel that what the 4-5-1 offers in terms of defensive stability takes away far too much from our attacking play. Come on, this was Wigan and this Wigan side is not as good as the one they had last year and even then they weren't particularly good. They're a bottom six side, in reality, and for us to go there and play such a negative formation does my head in. If the manager feels we don't have the players for a 4-4-2 then there's an easy solution. Open your chequebook, Arsene, and sign some players who can come into this side now and make a difference straight away and not in two or three seasons time. Afterwards the boss said...
A year ago, we would have lost this game 1-0
...ignoring the fact that a year ago we won this game 3-2. I know we've played three games in a week and it obviously has an effect. I also know that you can look at it and say 'Well, we played shite but we won', but the team and some of these performances worry me. Overall I thought Wigan had the best chances and I thought we were lucky to win. That said I'm quite happy to take a lucky win and if there's some confidence to be gained from winning ugly then I'm all for it. It doesn't make it any easier to watch though. Next up is Portsmouth, who are flying high, and it means the return of an old boy in Sol Campbell. More on that in the days to come. In other news William Gallas still has no idea when he'll be fit again despite the boss saying he was 'very close'. Speaking to a French newspaper he said:
I’ve got no idea when I’ll be back playing. Arsenal’s medical staff have not told me and they don’t know much more than I do. When I got injured they said I’d be out for a minimum of four weeks — and now I am into the fourth week. I don’t know whether I’ll play again before the end of the year.
He also said Arsenal need to do better against the smaller teams in the league. I suppose last night was a good start albeit not at all convincing. I suppose if we can get through the Christmas period well and then welcome back a fully fit and raring to go Henry along with Gallas and Rosicky then we could really build some momentum. If. If. If. Again having some technical issues regarding the arsecast but hopefully there'll be something for you tomorrow. On that note I better go look under the bonnet and see what I can find out. Laters.]]>
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Friday round-up, Arsecast episode 8 out now! http://arseblog.net/2006/12/15/friday-round-up-arsecast-episode-8-out-now/ Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:46:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=261 Arsene Wenger was fined £10,000 for his little scuffle with Alan Pardew. He said afterwards he wasn't happy about it but that he accepted it. Fair enough. Time to move on. Pardew has requested a personal hearing, no doubt he'll get the same. No DOUBT. Jens Lehmann could be off to Spain apparently 'plunging' Arsene Wenger into a 'keeper crisis'. Reports from Spain suggest Sevilla will offer him a two year deal while Arsenal will only offer one. Now, while I'm a big fan of Jens, he'll be 63 next year and we're going to have to replace him sooner rather than later anyway. It's hardly a fucking crisis especially as it's not going to happen until the summer anyway. Johann Djourou says Arsenal won't give up on the title and will keep chasing Chelsea and United. The impressive central defender says: The Premiership does not end until May and we are just trying to win every game. We are going to try and catch up with them. Everybody says ‘oh it is hard, it is hard’ but the belief is there. What great spirit and old school innuendo. Love it. The draw for the first knock-out stages of the Champions League takes place today. Arsenal can draw one of the following teams - Real Madrid, Barcelona, Pete's Dragons, the Harlem Globetrotters, the Mighty Ducks, Roscommon GAA team, Team America or Brazil. Not sure what time it takes place at but you can be sure they'll manage to turn what is a 2 minute draw into a couple of hours of complete and utter bollocks. Now then, it's Friday, it's 9.30, it's time for arsecastajack!!! The arsecasts This week I have a blogchat with Gilbertosilver from gunnerblog.com in which we discuss 4-5-1 and signing someone like Ribery, Arsene Wenger Hawkins receives and responds to a very interesting proposition, there's a bet of the week from bluesq.com and more inane drivel. The arsecasts are sponsored by my friends at classicfootballshirts.co.uk where you can find authentic football shirts and leisure wear from times past. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download the arsecast directly - click here. For more details on the arsecast feed and how to leave voice messages so you can become part of the most state of the art, innovative, interactive arsenal podcast by a bloke from Dublin with a hangover - click here. And that's that. More tomorrow.]]> 261 2006-12-15 11:46:47 2006-12-15 09:46:47 closed open friday-round-up-arsecast-episode-8-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1068 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=482 207.58.151.29 2006-12-15 15:35:21 2006-12-15 13:35:21 1 pingback 0 0 Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/12/16/saturday-round-up-4/ Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:17:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=262 good record against them and let's hope that continues. It's a story for next year though. Julio Baptista has admitted he's found it hard to adapt to English football. The Brazilian, who is looking much leaner and fitter than when he first arrived, said:
I did not think it would be this difficult. I thought I would come here and be able to start helping my team-mates sooner. I thought I would adapt to the English game.
But he's confident he can make his mark, saying:
If I get a run, I know I can produce my best goalscoring form.
I hope so. We've certainly not seen anything like the form he produced in Spain. Now, that's about that. I have to eat a big, dirty fry then find a stream for the match. Oh, and did I say *boilk*? I really should have. Twice.]]>
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Questions need to be answered as we drop points at home again http://arseblog.net/2006/12/17/questions-need-to-be-answered-as-we-drop-points-at-home-again/ Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:11:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=263 But we were very, very pedestrian. There was no pace to our game, we allowed Portsmouth all the time they wanted on the ball, didn't chase them down, didn't hassle them and it was really poor stuff. Then to top it all off they scored in the last minute of the first half. A Matthew Taylor free kick bounced across the area, hit the post and bounced out to some other bloke to nod it home. No less than we deserved really and the chorus of boos from a disenchanted crowd said a lot about how poorly Arsenal had played. So we had half-time and bizarrely Arsene's reaction to going a goal behind was to switch to a 4-5-1 with Aliadiere on the left wing. Then in the first minute of the second half they went 2 up. Eboue's insistence on trying to play football in dangerous areas proved costly as he missed the chance to get it clear, there was some more comical defending by us, it broke to Taylor on the edge of the box and his looping volley beat Jens. At that point you thought there'd be a reaction but there wasn't. It took the introduction of Adebayor for Aliadiere (who really did nothing to suggest his future lies with Arsenal) and moving back to 4-4-2 for things to change. Immediately his energy and enthusiasm, something that was missing from almost all of his colleagues, rubbed off and we started to play. Hleb played a great ball to Walcott who crossed and Adebayor hammered it home. 2-1. Then a couple of minutes later Gilberto got his sixth goal of the season after a bit of a scramble. A great turnaround. We had chances to win it too. Robin van Persie turned Sol Campbell inside out but scuffed his shot into the side netting, Alexander Hleb should have squared it to van Persie but took a shot on, Gilberto hit one just wide, as did Mathieu Flamini late on. The difference between the pre-Adebayor Arsenal and the post-Adebayor Arsenal couldn't have been more marked. In the end though we paid for the timidty and lack of effort up until our first goal. I've said before that fans will never jeer a team, even if they've lost, if they know they're giving it 100% all of the time. What does frustrate fans is when it's obvious not everyone is doing that and to exacerbate that you look at the way we played when we did step it up and you know it was a game we should have won. If we had gone at Portsmouth with the same drive and pace that we did from the 56th minute onwards we'd have murdered them. You have to start asking questions about why they didn't do that. Is it something missing in the dressing room? Are the players not motivated enough for games like Portsmouth when they so clearly are for 'big' games against the likes of Chelsea and Sp*rs? Is there too much attention paid to the technical side of our coaching and not enough to the mental side of things? Having players fired up and believing they can win makes a difference. Are we missing something in terms of the make up of our squad? Do we lack a motivator? Do we need more 'English spirit' in the team? We were the very same in the first half against Wigan and it worried me. The team selection raises questions too. Why did Jeremie Aliaidiere, a man who last started a game for us in January 2004, start the game? I fully understand the need to give Adebayor a rest. The lad has run himself into the ground for us in the last two weeks but why didn't Julio Baptista start especially when the only way he's going to achieve the sharpness and form we know he's capable of is by getting games under his belt? Afterwards Arsene did his usual and praised the spirit of the lads, saying:
It was a great performance. This team has great character and great quality. I would like to give the team a lot of credit because even if we are disappointed not to have won the game they have shown to me exceptional quality. I cannot complain about the way we played.
And from the 56th minute to the 90th I wouldn't argue with him at all but I have to take issue with his comments simply because the way we played up until we scored was not a great performance. There was no quality and more importantly there was no character unless you consider limp-wristed fannying around the kind of character you expect from this Arsenal team. If he can't complain about the first half and the beginning of the second half then there's something very wrong. We're almost Jekyll and Hyde these days. Capable of great stuff at times but equally capable of turgid dross which has even the most loyal Wengerites beginning to ask questions of the manager and his team. Yesterday, despite the great comeback - and let's not overlook that, it was a fantastic response, was two points dropped and very disappointing. Have a good Sunday.]]>
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Monday round-up, Arsenal goes PC mad... http://arseblog.net/2006/12/18/monday-round-up-arsenal-goes-pc-mad/ Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:24:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=264 Arsene Wenger has said he's a sore loser. He says:
It hurts me as much as ever when we lose games and it is the same when we drop points. If you can introduce me to some good losers in this game, then I would like to meet them. There is no room for good losers here. If you lose a game and you feel you have conceded the first goal from a wrong free-kick then you do not have the right to say because you are seen as being a bad loser.
I think what you're being seen as is someone who's clutching at straws a bit. As Goodplaya suggests Arsene's anger may well be misdirected in this case and he is facing a touchline ban having already been warned about his conduct by the FA. It wasn't the officials who merited his ire at the end of the first half, it was his team. Double-D says that there will be no January signings. Of course we've got Gallas, Henry, Rosicky, Lauren and Diaby to come back and they will make a difference but there will still be those people who think we need to do something in the transfer market. Amazingly Arsene Wenger has again said we won't buy but revealed he might sell in January. I'm not quite sure how to react to that other than to rub my eyes a bit and look at the screen to make sure I'm reading it right. Thierry Henry says he followed his heart when he decided to stay at Arsenal, Cesc Fabregas reveals his contempt for Cuntley Cunt while the club has decided to ban all national flags from the new stadium, a move that smacks of PCism and one which will be looked on unkindly by many fans while the club carry certain advertising. So all you Irish Gunners and Swiss Gunners and Swedish Gunners and all the rest will have to leave your banners at home. Just hang up a white sheet with some red writing. That's until some cunt complains that the colour red offends him and they're banned too. Nonsense. Ok, that's about it. Seeing as it is Christmas week though let's try something for this Friday's festive arsecast. Go to this page and using the built-in mic in your computer (if you have one) or an external mic (if you have one) leave a message telling what you would like the Arse Santa to bring to the Arsenal this Christmas. Maybe a new player, some glue to keep people in their seats, someone to shut the fucking match day MC up when he says 'Shout them back at me, Gooners' as the half-hearted responses to his announcement of the team boom around the stadium. I'll edit them up, play some Christmas music behind them and play them on this week's arsecast. Be as creative as you like. Ok, that's it. Liverpool preview tomorrow.]]>
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Wenger facing touchline ban, Liverpool preview http://arseblog.net/2006/12/19/wenger-facing-touchline-ban-liverpool-preview/ Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:18:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=265 The West Ham game was a special game and after the game I said I was wrong and I regretted what I did and I accepted the punishment. I was amazed I was banned from the touchline in the second half, because considering what I have seen in the corridors the last ten years, it is difficult to explain. I will not accept any charge on that incident. I feel that strongly about it. It will be interesting to see what happens. Despite his assurance that he didn't swear or lose his temper he obviously said something to Steve Bennett to get 'sent off'. He hinted at that when he said:
I didn't lose my cool, I just said I just feel the reason the club has been punished was by decisions that are difficult to explain from officials.
Was he suggesting that there was some kind of direction from above as an explanation for the decisions that went against us or was he questioning, however subtley, the integrity of the officials? If so then he really needs to step back and take stock. Yes, some of the decisions have been shite but we have shite decisions made against us every season just like every other club. Perhaps Steve Bennett misunderstood what Arsene was saying and it will all be cleared up when he responds to the charge. However, he was warned about his future conduct just last week and the FA might not look kindly on this no matter what he didn't do. Ahead of tonight's game against Liverpool Manuel Almunia reckons that they'll be out for revenge after the 3-0 win we had over them in the league. In terms of the team it looks like we'll respond to Liverpool's team, which is going to be a strong one, and the main news is that Tomas Rosicky is likely to start. The boss said:
It will be a good team against Liverpool. There will be a few young players and a few players who need a game. Rosicky will play certainly.
Given the opposition, their current form and how hard to beat they've been at Anfield this season we just couldn't risk playing as inexperienced a team as we might have had the opposition been 'lesser'. We might have found ourselves on the wrong end of a result like we did against Chelsea in this competition a few years back. As well as Rosicky you'd have to think we'll see the obvious changes like Senderos, Hoyte and probably Alex Song to give Cesc, Kolo et al a rest. Rafael Benitez has taken a swipe at Arsenal's youth policy, accusing us of buying up good young players and he says Liverpool can't compete. He claims they were monitoring Diaby, Walcott and Denilson but simply couldn't afford them. That's probably because he was paying millions for shite like Jermaine Pennant and Bolo Zenden. We might bring in more youth than we produce but for Liverpool to cry poor mouth is fucking hilarious. Anyway, a good result tonight would be nice even if it is just the Carling Cup. Not least because I'll be watching with the Mug Smasher. Arsene says he'll discuss Jens Lehmann's future in January or February and will only offer the German a one year deal because of his age. I think a lot of it depends on Jens' motivation. Does he want to play for a year in the Bundesliga before he retires and at 37 he doesn't have long left. I wonder will Arsene's decision be swayed by what happened with David Seaman who was given perhaps two seasons too many at the club before the boss sought to replace him. French GoonersThere's been lots of discussion across the various sites and message boards about the club's decision to ban flags from the ground. As someone rightly pointed out the players themselves will be disappointed that fans from their country can't fly their flag to show have far they've come to support our team. For an example of what was banned on Saturday before the Portsmouth game click on the thumbnail here and see the flag that the French Gooners spent their money on to support Arsenal. They were refused entry with the flag and that really is a bit shit. And that's about that. Don't forget if you want to leave a message for this Friday's arsecast I'm looking for you to tell me what you'd like the Arse Santa to bring to the club this Christmas. Just go to this page, record your message and Bob is, quite literally, your uncle.* More tomorrow. *Bob may not be your uncle at all.]]>
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Mother nature fogs up the Carling Cup game http://arseblog.net/2006/12/20/mother-nature-fogs-up-the-carling-cup-game/ Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:12:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=266 Benitez and Wenger wanted the game to go ahead though and having to reschedule causes a bit of a headache. The Anfield stadium manager expects the game to be played on either January 9th or 10th so, with the FA cup game on the 6th, it'll mean two consecutive trips to Merseyside for the players and fans. And you really have to have sympathy for all the travelling Arsenal fans who went all that way last night. No doubt the club will make some kind of a gesture to them for their travels. A free flag or something, I'd bet. Thierry Henry talks about how the misses in the Champions League final still haunt him. Not so much the one early in the game but the one that could have made it 2-0 must be a sickener for him because it's surely a sickener for us. He also talks about his families:
I’m emotionally involved at Arsenal. Without the club perhaps I wouldn’t have met my wife and I wouldn’t have had our daughter. Arsenal, my wife and my daughter — these are two families. My heart tells me I’m in the right place.
Splendid. Let's just have him back fit, hungry and raring to go. The Sun is reporting that Arsenal want to sell Jose Antonio Reyes to Real Madrid in January in order to finance some signings. Real want Reyes but they don't want to pay money. They just want us to keep Baptista instead and Arsenal aren't keen on that idea preferring straight cash. Certainly we haven't seen anything of what Baptista looked to be capable of when he played in La Liga but then again he hasn't been helped by arriving without a pre-season to speak of and picking up injuries. As well as that he's been left on the sidelines while Aliadiere has played so you have to wonder if he's ever going to get his chance. Maybe he just needs more time to adapt. Not much else happening to be honest. I'm still looking for your contributions for this week's arsecast. You can go here and record a message, a seasonal greeting for your fellow Arsenal fans, a lengthy tirade against something (note the 'lengthy', I need to make up the time), or anything else. Don't be shy. Come on. Right, only 5 shopping days till Christmas. Luckily for me I have all mine done. Potatoes all around. Hurrah!]]>
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A slow morning in Christmas week http://arseblog.net/2006/12/21/a-slow-morning-in-christmas-week/ Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:01:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=267 Arsene Wenger is still talking the team up and says he hasn't given up on the title. Of course nobody likes a quitter and you don't win anything by giving up and it's not over till the fat lady sings and there's still a long way to go and you never know what can happen and football is a funny old game and such but he might be, you know, sort of living in a dream world or something. He says:
It looks far away, and that is why I believe at the moment it would look a bit pretentious to say that we will be champions this time - but on the other hand, I have not given up
Which I suppose is fair enough really. Emmanuel Adebayor reckons this Arsenal side will be the team to beat in the future, but not quite now. He says:
When I look at our squad I think we'll be unstoppable within the next two seasons. With talented guys like Emmanuel Eboue, Cesc Fabregas, Johan Djourou and Theo Walcott, we're the future of the English game and everyone can see that now.
In fact, the future is so bright I gotta wear shades, however as a wise woman from Arklow once sang "The time is now". Make of that what you will. Apart from that there's not much going on. There's some speculation about Leighton Baines from Wigan joining us but it's from one of those sites which is about as believable as OJ Simpson. There's also some speculation about some goalkeepers including the Russian Igor Vladivstok Anastasia Akinefeev and that one even has some quotes but it smacks of agent trying to get interest in his player rather than us actually being interested. Now, I had best take my hangover and try and record an arsecast for tomorrow. Until then...]]>
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Friday review and a Christmas arsecast http://arseblog.net/2006/12/22/friday-review-and-a-christmas-arsecast/ Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:58:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=268 the players have made Arsene Wenger lose his temper. He says:
Arsene wants to win the Premiership title and seeing the team struggle really annoys him. We have been dropping points stupidly and it is hard for him to accept.
Quite. I don't know what else to say about that really. Alexander Hleb talks about how he's settled into English football. As January is approaching the transfer speculation starts. Wigan have warned Arsenal off making a £4m bid for Leighton Baines but suggest that a higher bid would be considered, Birmingham want to keep Nicklas Bendtner while Ghanaian Stephen Appiah says he turned down a move to Arsenal and Barcelona to stay at Fenerbache. Yeah, right. And that's about that. There'll be the usual press conference today so more complete team news and a preview will be here tomorrow. Now, it's time for the arsecast. The arsecasts This week it's a festive edition with contributions that have been left on the newly christened arsebites system (cheers, Ben). It's a bit shorter than usual because there's no blogchat so it's just me, some of you lot and a seasonal greeting and song from Arsene Wenger Hawkins. As always there's a bet of the week with thanks to bluesq.com and the arsecast is sponsored by classicfootballshirts.co.uk To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download the arsecast directly - click here.]]>
268 2006-12-22 11:58:37 2006-12-22 09:58:37 closed open friday-review-and-a-christmas-arsecast publish 0 0 post 0 1070 http://arsenal.theoffside.com/team-news/a-nod-to-the-arsecast.html 216.139.229.235 2006-12-23 14:28:08 2006-12-23 12:28:08 1 pingback 0 0
Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2006/12/23/saturday-round-up-5/ Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=269 Theo Walcott is, he talked about how he's going to fight the FA charge currently brought against him and he talked about how he believes this side has the ability to win the title. He believes we need the spirit of the 97-98 side though, saying:
The situation is comparable to 1998. I have the same feeling because the team gelled in confidence and belief. And suddenly the results became natural. I feel the situation is comparable so let’s make sure the end is comparable.
Well, I could live with that, I have to admit. In team news Rosicky could start, the rest of the injuries you already know about and that's about that. Ahead of today's game against Blackburn former Gunner David Bentley says he'll always be grateful to Arsenal for what they did for him but says he's not an Arsenal fan and he'll be trying to win the game today for his Sp*rs supporting mates. Way to ensure a good reception. Emmanuel Adebayor talks about why he's always smiling and his attitude is great. When he arrived from Monaco he had a bit of a reputation but we've not seen any evidence of that. He's worked hard on and off the pitch and he's winning over the doubters. Fair play to him. He says he likes to play jokes on people. His favourite one is to throw water on Emmanuel Eboue and speaking of Eboue the Ivorian talks about his childhood, which wasn't a bag of laughs, in the Daily Mail. Jeremie Aliadiere could join Middlesboro on loan. I have to haul my battered carcass upstairs, shower, shave and go to the restaurant in Dublin I hate more than any other. That's what happens when you let someone else make the booking.Till tomorrow.]]>
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Arsenal hit Rovers for six in Christmas special http://arseblog.net/2006/12/24/arsenal-hit-rovers-for-six-in-christmas-special/ Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:19:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=270 Although the goals came late and Rovers might complain the scoreline didn't reflect the game when you look back on the number of chances we had I don't see how they can argue too much. It was one of those performances that makes it easy to understand why Arsene Wenger has so much faith in this squad. Some of the football was just outstanding to watch and really the only thing they lack is consistency, something the boss is aware of. Although we were a little shaky at the back at times the midfield four were excellent. The returning Rosicky will be a massively important player for us if he stays fit. His enthusiasm and energy seems to be infectious. Gilberto got his 7th goal of the season with a fine header, Hleb got on the scoresheet, Cesc was everywhere and probably should have had a couple of goals himself. Up front Adebayor was brilliant again. He never stops and he's now adding some classy touches to his game. The little pass to Cesc to set up van Persie's second was fantastic. And van Persie himself got a couple. How typical is it of him that minutes after skying a relatively simple chance over the bar he cut in from the right hand side, sold the defender a dummy, turning him inside out and curling the goal he really needed into the far corner? Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
You see that there's a great spirit in the team, they enjoy to play. Not only do they enjoy to play together, they enjoy to play at a high tempo. That's something amazing and very interesting to watch.
I watched the game on a stream and later the highlights on RTE where both Eamonn Dunphy and Johnny Giles couldn't praise the type of football we play enough. They said that Cesc nutmegging Savage was like a metaphor for the game - Beauty and Beast stuff. heh. If you haven't seen the goals yet here you go. As I said above though it's days like yesterday that make you understand the boss's belief in the team and I suppose it's what makes days when we don't perform so frustrating. Perhaps though we need to just be a bit more patient with this team. The lack of consistency is probably down to youth but they're learning, getting more experienced and if the core of this squad stays together then there's no question they could go onto to be a great side. Anyway, it's a couple of days rest before Watford on St Stephen's Day but the Christmas schedule has gotten off to a good start. In a quick round-up of the other stories around Theo Walcott talks to the Sunday People about the year he's just had while there's an interesting interview with one of Arsene Wenger's first Arsenal signings, Remi Garde, in the Telegraph. And that's about that. I'll be here with a brief Christmas greeting tomorrow but I hope you all have your shopping done and can relax and take it easy now. For those of you not around for a few days I'd like to just wish you a very merry Christmas and all the best for the new year. Thank you for visiting Arseblog, it wouldn't be half the fun it is without you lot. Cheers everyone! ps - Due to popular demand here is Arsene Wenger Hawkins' Christmas song from this week's arsecast.]]>
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Merry Christmas from Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2006/12/25/merry-christmas-from-arseblog/ Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:57:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=271 271 2006-12-25 10:57:33 2006-12-25 08:57:33 closed open merry-christmas-from-arseblog publish 0 0 post 0 Van Persie, Baptista and Adebayor speak http://arseblog.net/2006/12/26/van-persie-and-adebayor-speak-quick-round-up/ Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:41:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=272 Speaking to AS, he said of his lack of first team action:
Arsene Wenger tells me he will wait until I get used to this league, but until I play regularly I won't achieve that.
He has a point, you know. I suspect we'll see more of him from now on. The boss has always maintained it takes time to adjust to English football and he hasn't been helped with some fitness and injury niggles. He does look much leaner now though. In a quick round-up of the stories Robin van Persie reckons Arsenal play the best football in England and says he looks at other teams and thinks he could never play for them because of the way they play the game. Emmanuel Adebayor says the team must remain focussed and Arsene Wenger has praised the Togonianator after a mixed reaction to his start at the club. The boss said:
At the start he looked inhibited, especially at the Emirates. He is sensitive and sensed when people were on his back. That’s why I used him more away from home at the start. He has won the fans over because he fights and plays for the team. He has a good mixture between the English game and the French game. Today people who were on his back now love him.
And he's right. Lots of people, myself included, doubted he was the right man for the club but I'm quite happy to admit I was wrong. He came from Monaco and there were question marks over his attitude and temperament but he's been first class in every respect and he deserved a huge amount of credit for the way he got his head down, worked hard and proved people wrong on the pitch. Keep it up, Ade. Jens Lehmann says his priority is to stay at Arsenal but he'd have no problem with a move if things didn't work out with Arsenal. We've been over this before, I think. And beyond that there's not much happening. Now, I must roll my engorged carcass up the stairs to try and vacate some space so I can fill it all up again. More tomorrow.]]>
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Three good points at Watford should build confidence http://arseblog.net/2006/12/27/three-good-points-at-watford-should-build-confidence/ Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:23:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=273 We opened the scoring through Gilberto, his amazing goalscoring run continuing when he headed in a Rosicky corner. The lead only lasted a couple of minutes though when Tommy Smith finished smartly after a cross from our right was deflected into his path. It was all very scrappy though. The winner came with seven minutes of normal time left. Theo Walcott controlled a clearance brilliantly on the right hand side and set Robin van Persie clear after he'd beaten the offside trap. He cut in from the right hand side and fired a shot past the impressive Ben Foster in the Watford goal. Considering the chances we had squandered during the game it was no less than we deserved and the lads showed good spirit and character to keep going. Some people might complain that we didn't take advantage of the team that sits bottom of the league but nobody has turned Watford over this season, they've given the best sides in the league good games at home and it was always going to be difficult. Given the fact that we've played excellently this season and not won it seems a bit churlish to complain when we don't play so well and win. This is something new for this team and they can take a lot of confidence from it. Despite the hectic schedule it was the same starting XI as against Blackburn and I now expect some changes for the game against Sheffield United. At the back we looked very shaky at times. Both full backs can play better and Johann Djourou seemed to be letting the ball bounce which was causing us problems. When Senderos replaced him at half time he made us much more solid. In midfield Cesc looks a bit tired, which is only natural, Hleb had one of those games, Rosicky was busy but still looks like he's in a settling in period while Gilberto was quality again. One tackle in our box just before we scored was just awesome. Up front Adebayor looked tired as well but he still didn't stop running. He didn't have his shooting boots on though and a thigh strain will keep him out of Saturday's game. Robin van Persie did well enough but he's always capable of a moment of magic which can win you a game and so he proved last night. Arsene Wenger afterwards compared him to Dennis Bergkamp, saying:
There are similarities between the two of them. Dennis is a good role model for him and I’m sure Robin copies the way he played. He is now more mature, has been here two years and has developed physically. He is very dedicated and he continues to improve.
Van Persie himself said:
Six points have made it a very happy Christmas for us. We won without being at our best. We put our bodies on the line and had to show a lot of heart.
And although you could pick over the performance piece by piece when the team has to play 4 games in 10 days it's the results that are the most important and it's so far so good for us over the Christmas period. Another tough test awaits us on Saturday with a trip to Bramall Lane to play another side who will give everything and battle as hard as they can to move away from the relegation zone. And that is that. I'm still full to the brim of turkey and ham which makes me wonder why on earth I agreed to play 5-a-side today. Oh wait, it was the beer talking. Damn. Update: I forgot to laugh at Cuntley's fine contribution to Chelsea's 2-2 draw with Reading yesterday. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That should do it.]]>
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More of the same, but different, stuff http://arseblog.net/2006/12/28/more-of-the-same-but-different-stuff/ Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:22:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=274 Arsene Wenger is happy that Gilberto Silva is getting the recognition he deserves suggesting that people didn't realise how important he was for us. He's certainly in the middle of a purple patch in front of goal and his contribution in terms of protecting the defence and mopping up in midfield has almost gone unnoticed in light of that. The fact that this run of good form has coincided with him being captain in place of the absent Thierry Henry has led some people to suggest he should be given the armband on a permanent basis. Gilberto says:
I don't know if captaincy has made a difference but I am enjoying scoring goals because most of the time I stand in front of defenders, just doing the hard job on the pitch, holding the midfield and trying to stop them playing through our defence.
While I think the extra responsibility has done something to his game I don't think he's going to be made captain on a full time basis. There's no reason why he can't play like that without being captain and Wenger has always maintained Henry will remain the skipper. I just don't think you can take away the captaincy from someone without it becoming a big issue and let's not forget that Thierry is proud to be Arsenal captain. As well as that what happens the next time Gilberto has a poor game? You can be sure there'll be plenty who'll say 'Oh, we should never have made him captain. He's become complacent.' Still, he's doing a great job at the moment and you can't argue with that. Here he talks about how the team stood up to the physical challenge of the Watford game. Ahead of the game at the weekend it was confirmed that Emmanuel Adebayor will definitely be out with a thigh strain. With Henry already out it looks like Julio Baptista could get a rare start. It will be interesting to see how he goes. He's obviously got to take his chances when they come along but a cold night in Sheffield will be a real test for the Brazilian. Johann Djourou should be fit but I wouldn't be surprised to see Philippe Senderos start in his place, particularly as he's better able to cope with an aerial game like Sheffield United will play. Nicklas Bendtner has been talking about next season. Currently on loan at Birmingham the young Dane says:
The plan is that I will stay at Birmingham until my loan spell expires at the end of the season. Afterwards, I will go back to Arsenal and break into the team there. I feel my chances at Arsenal are good. I am just as good as all the others and it's only Thierry Henry who is certain to play.
Whatever else you have to say he's got confidence in his own ability. And that's about it. I'm going to take some hot lemon and paracetemol and ibuprofen and morphine and oxycontin all washed down with a bottle of Jamesons. That should see me right.]]>
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It's Friday, I thought it was Wednesday. http://arseblog.net/2006/12/29/its-friday-i-thought-it-was-wednesday/ Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:24:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=275 Cesc has been speaking about our European campaign. Having come so close last time around he's determined to go one better this season, saying:
If we want to win the Champions League, then we have to touch the greatness we did last season. We know we can do that, because we showed it against Real Madrid, Juventus, Villarreal and then Barcelona. As a player, I do not believe in looking back and regretting things. I only do that when I feel I have failed and that I need to learn from the reasons for that failure.
Jens Lehmann has laughed off reports that he'll quit after Euro 2008. The Germanian says:
Hahahahahahahaha. I laugh off such reports.
Seriously though, he says he'll retire from the national side but still feels he can maintain his current level and will be looking to play on at club level for a while yet. Much as I like Jens I think this season really should be his last with us. I fear a Seamanism, if that doesn't sound too rude. Emmanuel Adebayor has been named Togo's foreign-based player of the year for the second year running. Can't imagine the competition is too high, in fairness, but well done to him all the same. Gunnerblog has a nice series of extracts from his interview with arsenal.con. Meanwhile Anthony Stokes is waiting to see what's going to happen to him. His loan spell runs out tomorrow and that could be his last game for Falkirk where he's banged in 11 goals so far this season. Unless the boss has plans to use him at Arsenal, which I doubt at this stage, he should probably stay until the end of the season. And there's not much else happening. Expect a weekend of transfer speculation as the window is set to open early next week but it does seem likely that the only movement will be players going out of the club. Jeremie Aliadiere seems to be first to leave and that should be confirmed soon enough. Right, off to see the man. Laters.]]>
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Baptista challenged, Adebayor arrested http://arseblog.net/2006/12/30/baptista-challenged-adebayor-arrested/ Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:17:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=276 the boss has denied he's the new Neil Warnock after his recent touchline antics. To be honest I was expecting old Womble face to be involved in far more ructions than he has been and the boss took his little joke in a good way. We have some injury worries but the main change today will be Julio Baptista starting and AW has challenged him to make the most of the opportunities that come his way saying that he's got 6 months to secure his future at the club. He says:
Julio has a lot to prove in the next six months. I am leaning more one way than the other about taking him [permanently]. But I will not give you the way I am leaning. He has a great attitude and is very strong mentally. I like him as a player but I agree he has not got the opportunities to show how good he is.
Arriving at the club without much of a pre-season and a couple of niggly injuries have hampered his progress but with Adebayor out of the side he's got a chance today to show what he can do. And speaking of Adebayor today's Sun is reporting that he's been arrested after his girlfriend walked into a police station claiming he'd assaulted her. Obviously we'll wait and see what more comes of that before making any comment. You can read more about which of our players is injured and who amongst them are suffering with colds here on .con . It appears that Sheffield United have suffered a virus/cold outbreak of their own as well so it could be the sneeziest Premiership match on record. The Mirror reports that Jens Lehmann has been made two offers by German clubs. Both Hamburg and Stuttgart want to bring him home at the end of this season. Anthony Stokes can stay on loan at Falkirk or move to Charlton, says Arsene Wenger. Personally I think he should stay in Scotland. Firstly because he's doing well up there and is in a settled side. Secondly because he won't have to work with that übercunt Alan Pardew whose record at loaning young Arsenal players really should put the boss off. When he was at West Ham he took Jeremie Aliadiere and never played him. Thirdly Alan Pardew is a massive cunt and fourthly you have to consider the fact that Alan Pardew is a cunt. Stay in Scotland, Stokesy! And that is that. I need painkiller and I need them fast. Good luck to the boys today, I shall be watching, nursing a hair of the dog that bit me, no doubt. Tomorrow. Oh yes. Tomorrow.]]>
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Arsenal's weaknesses exposed but some perspective needed http://arseblog.net/2006/12/31/arsenals-weaknesses-exposed-but-some-perspective-needed/ Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:43:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=277 Neither side did a whole lot, the ball spent more time in the air than than a Ryanair pilot, quality football was at a minimum. Then they took the lead after an Arsenal move broke down near the edge of their box. There didn't seem to be much danger when the ball was played forward but Kolo Toure allowed himself to get turned, the United player went past him and clipped it past Jens Lehmann who, to me at least, seemed to be way too far out of his goal. Had he actually gotten a hand to it he'd have been sent off because he was outside the area. If he'd stayed back Kolo might have been able to get back at the Sheffield player. As it was he made the finish easy. Poor goalkeeping in my opinion. So 1-0 at half time and it was hard to see where we might get a goal from. In the second half we brought on Cesc for Justin Hoyte but even the Spaniard couldn't spark us into life. We kept trying to play our precision passing football on a pitch that looked like a ploughed field. It's no wonder it didn't work and we obviously needed to be more direct. The fact that we didn't try to adapt to the conditions is the most frustrating part for me. A bad performance can happen but not doing anything to try and change the bad performance is not good. Perhaps we need to add a dirty, bobbly, disgusting pitch to the beautifully tended lawns at London Colney and use it for training in the week before games like this. And the worst part is that for the last half an hour Sheffield United had Phil Jagielka, a midfielder, in goal because fat Paddy Kenny injured himself taking a kick out. With an outfield player in goal you'd think we might pepper him with shots but it wasn't until the last five minutes that he made a save from Robin van Persie after another poor first touch from Baptista saw the ball scramble through to the Dutchman. Jagielka never looked in any danger though and really the lack of efforts on goal are a pretty poor reflection of the team's performance. It's hard to suggest that we deserved anything from the game. United worked hard, made the game really difficult for us - and yes they might have been a bit cynical at times, but that's no excuse - and at the end of the day they earned themselves three valuable points. The boss looks flummoxedWe obviously missed our injured players yesterday. We certainly missed the energy and hard work of Adebayor and the last time Jeremie Aliadiere played I hoped it would be the last time. This time I'm fucking lighting candles. If Arsene can give him away for nothing then that's what he should do because he's just not good enough. When he's not completely anonymous he's making wrong decisions, giving the ball away, spurning half-chances and contributing nothing. It was nice to see Lauren back on the bench because Justin Hoyte struggled badly as well and to me he's another one who won't make it. Kolo looks like he really needs a rest, Rosicky was very sloppy and has yet to convince, Gilberto did ok, Gael Clichy blew hot and cold, Robin van Persie was kicked and pinched out of the game leaving him on a yellow card and basically a broken man, Flamini was ok, Senderos did well at the back and Julio Baptista would have done nothing to convince Arsene Wenger that he's worth hanging onto. To be fair to him though he was playing on the left hand side of midfield due to the injuries and playing in conditions I'm sure he's rarely experienced in his career. That said he was poor, his control was bad, he looked like a man who hasn't played a lot of football but he did work hard and I think we need to see him in his best position before we make any decisions about him. What his best position is remains the $64,000 question but it's certainly not left midfield. More bad news came when Cesc picked up a booking which rules him out of the FA Cup 3rd round game against Liverpool. Overall it was very disappointing, especially when the team has shown a measure of resolve and an ability to cope with more difficult fixtures in recent games. Perhaps the effort of the last month has left them with nothing in reserve and when the squad was down to its bare bones today with very little on the bench to try and change the game then it was a game too far. Considering we have Henry, Gallas, Lauren, Diaby, Hleb, Ljungberg, Walcott, Eboue and Adebayor all missing and not far away from coming back then it will certainly bring back some energy and fresh legs to a side which badly needs them at the moment. While not trying to go overboard with the praise for the lads for the good results it's important not to go over the top in terms of the criticism the team will receive for this result. Reading around you see words like shocking, disgraceful and pathetic plastered across blogs and while we all get frustrated and can all see that the team has flaws you expect a bit better from some of them. Or maybe not. Obviously though we do have a bit of a weakness away from home, we do have a problem with teams that really like to mix it physically (although I thought the referee was far too quick with his cards for Arsenal players while allowing some United players, Morgan in particular, to get away with stuff that more than merited a booking) and we do have to face the fact that some of the young players aren't quite up to scratch. Certainly Aliadiere has nothing to give this team, Hoyte is reasonable back-up at best while Gael Clichy is far too inconsistent and has too many flaws in his game to be first material at present. I think the whole team looked jaded though and I think that's down to the efforts of this month. We've seen them battle physical teams like Wigan, Blackburn and Watford, scrap like crazy against Chelsea, show great character to come back against Portsmouth, grind out a result in Portugal and demolish Sp*rs so I don't think it's a deliberate ploy to play badly or to 'believe their own press'. I think they were just knackered. That's not make to excuses for anything but it needs to be taken into account. However, it's not unreasonable to ask questions about the manner of the defeat. Was there a lack of instruction when Paddy Kenny went off? Should there have been more guidance from the sideline? As well as that, given the hectic schedule of the Christmas period why did the squad take a long coach journey to Sheffield when they normally fly to away games? Would it have made a big difference? I don't know but it's a question worth asking all the same. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said 'They took advantage of our first mistake at the back' which might as well be our theme song this season. If it happened once or twice you could write it off as bad luck but the monontonous regularity with which it's happened to us this season means it's something we have to work on, particularly when we don't seem to be as able to take advantage of opponents mistakes. All in all though, disappointing as it was, I really don't think it has merited some of the hysterical reaction I've been reading. It certainly wasn't the most auspicious way to end the year but we get a clean slate for 2007, Charlton come to the Grove and there's a bit of revenge on the cards with the return of Alan Pardew. Who knows who might be back from injury too. Looking around the Sunday papers here's a quick round-up of what's going on. Falkirk are waiting for a phone call from Arsenal to see if Anthony Stokes can stay on loan for the rest of the season. He scored another hat-trick yesterday to bring his season total to 16. Personally I hope he stays up there for reasons outlined earlier in the week and unlike Nicklas Bentdner who takes every opportunity to tell the press how good he is and how he'll leave Arsenal if he's not treated accordingly the young Irishman is letting his football do all the talking. Meanwhile Arsene Wenger is reportedly upset that Arturo Lupoli is only on the fringes of the Derby team during his loan spell. Marco van Basten thinks that Robin van Persie has the potential to become the best player in the world, no small praise from a player as good as he was while Southampton's Gareth Bale, linked with a move to us, could be on his way to Old Trafford as United look to sell Heinze. He might be only 17 but he's a very, very good player and certainly would add something to our squad in the left back position. And that's about it. I suppose I'll talk to you next year then. Have a good one tonight, whatever you're doing. Update: I just want to thank everyone who has visited Arseblog in 2006 and helped make the site so successful. This year has seen the introduction of the arsecasts (podcasts) which are getting close to 4,000 downloads each Friday, the site has done nearly 20,000,000 page views this calendar year alone and the Arseblog community has grown both on and offline. It has been, as always, a pleasure. Thanks again and the very best to you and yours for 2007.]]> 277 2006-12-31 12:43:48 2006-12-31 10:43:48 closed open arsenals-weaknesses-exposed-but-some-perspective-needed publish 0 0 post 0 Happy New Year from Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2007/01/01/happy-new-year-from-arseblog/ Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:09:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=278 Shhhhhh, my head hurts. Happy New Year everyone.]]> 278 2007-01-01 13:09:42 2007-01-01 11:09:42 closed open happy-new-year-from-arseblog publish 0 0 post 0 Henry could return as strikers drop like flies http://arseblog.net/2007/01/02/henry-could-return-as-strikers-drop-like-flies/ Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:43:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=279 the return of Thierry Henry. We have a bit of a striker crisis, you see. Adebayor is out, Julio Baptista is out with an ankle knock and Robin van Persie is a serious doubt. Henry's last game was the 2-1 away defeat to Fulham and if he doesn't make it it'll probably be Aliadiere on his own up front which doesn't really bear thinking about. Maybe we'll play Anthony Stokes! We could have Hleb back though and there's no word on whether or not Theo Walcott will be available. Despite the injuries though the manager is insisting that he won't be pushed into the January sales, saying:
We will not buy anybody. We already have too many players. Three years ago I said the same thing and then I bought Jose Reyes. But those were totally different circumstances. This time I am not even after anybody.
There's still a lot of talent, and experienced talent at that, to come back into the squad so I can see where he's coming from, I suppose. Of course tonight sees the boss go head to head with his old chum Alan Pardew again. So far Pardew has escaped punishment for his part in the Upton Park incident and the technical areas at the Grove are too far apart for him to get anywhere near Arsene Wenger but hopefully he won't have any reason to show us his poxy dancing or kiss disabled people on the head, the twat. Meanwhile Gilberto has reminded the team that there's a big fight on for the Champions League places. While the boss refuses to rule us out of the title race the more realistic goal for this season is third or fourth place. Gilberto says:
It is difficult because we are very close with Bolton, Liverpool and Portsmouth. It will be a fight - but we need to do the best we can. We cannot afford to drop points.
There's no question anything less than the three points tonight would be a bit of a disaster but we've shown we can respond, especially at home, after a bad result this season and I think we should have enough quality, depending on who's up front, to win the game. Kick off is 7.45, not sure it's on the TV though. All going well there should be an Arsecast this week so please feel free to email comments, questions or suggestions to arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com or you can leave your own audio contribution, an Arsebite if you will, by going to this page and doing the do. Perhaps you have an opinion on our squad or the lack of transfer activity in January, perhaps you're an ex-Russian convict called Igor with something to say about having sex with Ashley Cole, who knows? It's the variation that I love. And that is about that. So, what's your new year resolution then?]]>
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Henry back with a bang as Arsenal pound Pardew's Charlton http://arseblog.net/2007/01/03/henry-back-with-a-bang-as-arsenal-pound-pardews-charlton/ Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:28:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=280 In the second half it was all Arsenal and, without exaggeration, it could have been double figures but for Scott Carson who was hugely impressive in their goal. He made a series of excellent saves, Rosicky hit the post, Henry had a goal wrongly disallowed for offside, he had another chance cleared off the line, Cesc forced some saves from him and it wasn't until Diawara pulled down Henry for another penalty that we got the third. Robin van Persie smashed it home and right before the end he slipped home his 5th goal in 4 games to make it 4-0. So we go back up into 4th place, leapfrogging Bolton, and we edge closer to Chelsea who dropped two points to Aston Villa. It was nice to see Thierry Henry back though. He scored one, could have scored a couple more, set up Hoyte and generally looked rested and far more at ease than he has done for some time. People thought we'd struggle without him but we did well, really only missing him in the Sheffield United game, but there's no doubt we're a better side when a fit and happy Thierry Henry is in it. Whatever happened between he and Arsene has been dealt with by the manager and hopefully the team will see the benefit of it. Robin van Persie continued his fine goalscoring run, hopefully putting to bed that myth that he's just a scorer of great goals rather than a great goalscorer. He's now our top scorer this season, he showed that he can work well with the captain too and Henry was quick to praise the Dutchman, saying:
He has the ability to be one of the best players in the league. He has matured a lot and he does stuff in training that I have rarely seen before.
I've always been a fan of Robin and it's nice to see him improving. Like Henry, like van Basten, I think he's got the potential to be a top, top player. And with regards Thierry the manager is happy to have him back and he feels that a fit and healthy Henry can make a big difference to the side. He says:
He is 100 percent but not 100 percent match fit. He is in a good frame of mind and has come back hungry and fresh. I am convinced you will see a great Thierry Henry from now until May. A good Thierry Henry can make a difference in the big games. We have a good spirit in the camp and the team is very united.
So, overall a good night's work. Typically Alan Pardew had a good moan about the sending off although not one of his players objected and the former West Ham man was given plenty of stick by the home crowd which was nice to hear because I really can't stand him. There was a perfunctory handshake between the two managers and I was really hoping Arsene would wipe his hand on his leg or something after having to touch Pardew but never mind. Now we can go on an concentrate on the upcoming Liverpool cup games which are going to be a real challenge. More on those tomorrow and Friday though. In a quick round-up of other stories William Gallas talks again about how he was disrespected by Chelsea and why he chose the number 10 shirt at Arsenal while Arturo Lupoli could move back to Italy during the transfer window. Still, looking for your contributions for this week's arsecast, see yesterday's blog for more details on that, and finally, if you could see your way to going here to nominate Arseblog for the 'Best sports blog' in the annual Bloggie awards it'd be much appreciated. In the five years of Arseblog's existence this is the first time that they've recognised sports blogs as worthy of an award so your help would be great. And that's that. More tomorrow.]]>
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Oh, you know, stuff about Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2007/01/04/oh-you-know-stuff-about-arsenal/ Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:49:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=281 Justin Hoyte has backed Arsene Wenger's youth policy and said that if an English player is good enough then he'll play. His quote:
When you score, you score for Arsenal, it doesn’t matter where you are from. When you put an Arsenal shirt on, we are all playing for Arsenal.
I like. Thierry Henry says he should have taken a rest sooner and is talking up the 'team' big time. He says it doesn't matter if he doesn't score once the team do well. Mabe that is something he lost sight of a little bit but his spell of recuperation has given him time to reflect and as I said yesterday let's hope the team sees the benefit of it. And again he's spoken about Robin van Persie and how good he can be and how much Arsenal means to him. Ahead of Saturday's game in the FA Cup against Liverpool Steven Gerrard says Arsenal should be scared. Certainly Liverpool's home form is excellent, they've only conceded one goal in their last 8 games or something, and they're playing well. From what I'm told at this early stage we're likely to play a 'weakened' side for both cup games although given the players we have out I'm not sure how much weaker we can get. Anyway, we'll see. This is the FA Cup and you never know what can happen in the FA Cup. On tomorrow's Arsecast you can hear me and the Mug Smasher talk about this game, he's confident that Liverpool will win, and some other crap too. In other news Sheffiled United's Chris Morgan has been charged by the FA for his sly punch on Robin van Persie. Good. You can be quite sure if it had been an Arsenal player they'd have shown countless replays of it until the FA did something. Meanwhile Charlton keeper Scott Carson, on loan from Liverpool, praised Arsenal for the football they play. We certainly kept him busy the other night and to me it's odd that Liverpool have him out on loan while they play a dodgy bastard like Reina (who is long overdue a horrendous error. Just trying to jinx the cunt, boss). Falkirk boss John Hughes is waiting to see if Anthony Stokes will return to Scotland for the second half of the season. There's been no word from Arsenal about what'll happen to the young Irishman but Adam emailed me this morning to say that the Metro freesheet in Dublin this morning says that Arsene Wenger has told Stokesy that there's no future for him at Arsenal and that he'll be sold. Hardly the most reliable of sources (the Metro, not Adam) and it does fly in the face of what the manager said the other week about him coming back next year and looking for his place in the team. If we're going to send players out on loan to get experience and they become the top scorer in the league they're playing in then it makes little sense to make a decision that they're not good enough for us at that stage. And let's not forget Jeremie Aliadiere went to Scotland, flopped like a Floppy Mc Flop but still gets a game for Arsenal. Stokes' 16 goals should count for something. Transfer window madness all around as players and clubs scratch around looking for deals. Some papers this morning are reporting that Arsenal turned down a bid from West Ham to take Theo Walcott on loan till the end of the season. Doesn't Curbishley know we only sell players to West Ham when they're near the end of their career? Anyway, it looks like they've got themselves Shaun Wright-Phillips and, mad and all as this might be, they might try playing Tevez and Mascherano who are two class players instead of playing shite like Marlon Harewood and Nigel Reo-Coker (who certainly did not have a medical with Arsenal this month no matter what you read elsewhere). And that's about that. I have an Arsecast to record so keep it down, eh?]]>
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Injury update, Stokes sold?, Arsecast with the mug smasher http://arseblog.net/2007/01/05/injury-update-stokes-sold-arsecast-with-the-mug-smasher/ Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:31:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=282 It is great news. He is so happy to play and his performance was very positive. He certainly adds a physical presence to the midfield and it will be nice to have the options we'll have when everyone is up and running again. William Gallas says the FA Cup should be a priority with the league title so far away. He says:
It's true the title is a long way off. Now, apart from the Champions League, the FA Cup has become a big target for us.
On to matters disciplinary. Sheffield United's Chris Morgan got a three match ban for punching Robin van Persie in the ribs. Good enough for him, the sly cunt. However, Alan Pardew has escaped without charge for his 'bust-up' with Arsene Wenger. I'm flummoxed, I have to say. If Wenger deserved a £10,000 fine for reacting to Pardew's juvenile provocation then the former West Ham manager and soon to be relegated Charlton manager deserved just the same. Perhaps they overlooked the fact that for Arsene to shrug off Pardew, about which he should have known better, Pardew had to have his hands on him, in Arsene's technical area, to do it. A load of shite if you ask me but then that's the FA. Nothing really to concern us with regards the transfer window. Young defender Joe O'Cearuill has gone to Brighton on a month long loan while Ipswich Town are the latest club to express an interest in Anthony Stokes although some reports, from not entirely credible sources, suggest Charlton will pay £2.7m for the young Irishman. If it is true then you have to say it's probably a good bit of business by the club. £2.7m is a hefty chunk of money for an 18 year and while I, more than anyone, would have liked to see Stokesy make it at Arsenal we have to be realistic. While he can't have done any more to prove he's got a big future in the game it's hard to see him get a game ahead of the strikers we have at the moment and one of the good things about Arsenal and Arsene Wenger is that he won't stand in a player's way if a decent opportunity comes his way. His chances of first team football are far greater elsewhere. That said it is a shame we won't have an Irishman in the team and it's a shame he has to work with that despicable fuckbag Pardew but if it's true I wish him all the very best. All week I've been receiving emails about Stokes and Bendtner and it's something that I'll touch on briefly in today's Arsecast but something I'll try and go in depth with a bit for next week's. Are we as fans guilty of overhyping the young players and underestimating how big a step it is from reserve team football or even from Falkirk or Birmingham to Arsenal's first team? Do we just take for granted that all our young players will become good enough? It's something that needs more thought and preparation than I was able to give this week. Now onto this week's all action Arsecast. Arsecasts As always the Arsecast is sponsored by classicfootballshirts.co.uk and this week features a blogchat with my Liverpool supporting brother, the mug smasher as we kind of preview the FA Cup game, Arsene Wenger Hawkins responds to a sinister threat made against him, there's a bet of the week from www.bluesq.com and there's some more idle waffle as you might expect. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here. You can find the arsecast archives here. And that's about that. One final thing to mention today though. You might remember some months back I mentioned a bloke called Rob Marsden, a Gooner, who's going to climb Kilmanjaro to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support. Well, he's heading off at the end of this month to begin his mighty trek and he's still looking for sponsorship. Arsebloggers have been very generous already but if you felt like you could throw another few quid his way and raise money for a cause which must be close to everyone's heart then click here and do what you can. Cheers, all.]]>
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Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/01/06/saturday-round-up-6/ Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:20:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=283 If you ask me about Saturday it will be a team very, very close to the one which played the last game against Charlton. Obviously we'll be without Cesc, who's suspended, and it's too soon for Lauren but Eboue and Baptista will both be back and available for selection. AW is expecting an open game, Liverpool are strong at home, we're a bit weak when it comes to travelling up north but this is the cup. Anything can happen. He also spoke about the transfer window with a rather odd quote. He's said time and again he won't be buying anyone, and I seriously doubt we have any interest at all in Reo-Cocker (at least I hope not, he's got nothing to add to this Arsenal squad expect a poor attitude), so while the rest of the managers scurry around AW is nice and relaxed. He said:
With the transfer window I am like somebody who is watching the rain outside from inside the window. They all hurry up out there and I am sitting here watching it with pleasure.
Now, I'm of the opinion that January isn't the best time to buy players and I don't think the players we'd need are available in this transfer window but it is a bit odd if the manager is sitting watching the rain and smiling away when we're so far behind the leaders. Perhaps he thinks the return of Henry, Lauren, Gallas and Diaby will be like new signings to us and perhaps it's a measure of the faith he has in the young players that he's not going to buy but will he be sitting watching the rain with such pleasure in May? We'll see. He talked about the Anthony Stokes situation and suggested that we had a 'congestion of strikers' ahead of him. He's left the final decision down to the player himself and it looks like the young Irishman will be leaving the club one way of the other. Arturo Lupoli looks like another one on his way, although perhaps not until summer, and the boss says he'll respect what the young Italian wants to do. What does seem to be obvious is that Bendtner, Vela and Walcott are the manager's current picks and it'll have to be a very special talent to knock them down the pecking order. One thing I do agree with him on is the matter of players who engage themselves in 'foul play'. In a swipe at referees who allow players like Chris Morgan to punch Robin van Persie he said:
If it's a physical game, and they show more commitment and want it more than us, then it's OK. I don't have any problems. But I don’t feel it is right to punch people in the stomach and then say they are 'babies'. That is not the way I see the game. When you go for the ball 100 per cent I respect that, but when I see a player giving another player an elbow before he goes for the ball, I say, 'sorry my friend, you have nothing to do in the game'. It's not football.
He's right too. I don't think there's a football fan in the land who would complain about a tough, physical game. The powers that be have done so much to eliminate physical contact from the game. Gone are the days of sliding tackles that took ball and man, shoulder charges and everything else. What we have seen is a rise in sly, niggly foul play which doesn't seem to be clamped down on at all. I know people will say it's a bit rich coming from Arsene Wenger who has just been fined £10,000 for an altercation with Alan Pardew but then those people are fucking simpletons. Elsewhere Thierry Henry talks about his injury problems and how he's learned from them, saying: When people asked if I was okay I would say 'Yes' even though I knew I wasn't. You have to read the right signals in your body. One thing I have found difficult to do is to listen to my body. I need to do that. Thierry will start tonight up front with Robin van Persie so fingers crossed he can make his body do the stuff. The good stuff. The good smashing mug smashers stuff. Right, I'm off. More tomorrow and here's to the lads scoring another famous Anfield victory. And making mug smasher cry like a little girl. Oh please let that happen.]]>
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Mug smashers smashed, Eboue's antics a disgrace, round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/01/07/mug-smashers-smashed-eboues-antics-a-disgrace-round-up/ Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:17:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=285 Then on 37 minutes we took the lead. Hleb and Rosicky worked the ball down our right hand side. Helb squared it to Rosicky on the edge of the box and his first time shot flew over Dudek to make it 1-0. Beautiful, neat football in the build up and a great finish. With just one goal previously it was a bit of a surprise when he made it 2-0 just before half time. He skipped through challenges to the edge of the Liverpool box and Steven Gerrard won't look back fondly on his pathetic attempt at a tackle which allowed the Czech to score again. So 2-0 at half time and all well with the world. In the second there was not a lot happening, Liverpool had lots of possession but did very little with it and then, to my mind, came the moment which sparked them into life. Emmanuel Eboue kicked Luis Garcia in the back of the legs then went down in an attempt to avoid the yellow card. Given Eboue's history it would not be unreasonable to assume there was nothing wrong with him. Then they got a corner and he sat down at the goalpost and injured or not all he did was get the Liverpool fans and players fired up. The fact that Hoyte replaced Eboue before Gary Lewin had even got around to see how injured he was speaks volumes for me. I am seriously tired of his behaviour on the pitch. He's a faker, a cheat, his defending is schoolboy at times and he puts his team under pressure when there's absolutely no need for it. Honestly, I'd be quite happy to see the back of him now. Lauren can't come back soon enough for me and if not, while I think Justin Hoyte is decent back up without ever being good enough to be a first team regular, the manager needs to take a long hard look at the right back position. I hope Eboue had strips torn off him because that's no less than he deserved and he was the only negative from what was a great night. So with our concentration slightly off because of Eboue's antics Liverpool got one back when Dirk Kuyt nodded in Peter Crouch's header from another corner. After that Liverpool, as Thierry Henry said afterwards, bombarded us for the next 15 minutes or so but at the back we were excellent, none more so than Philippe Senderos who made countless headed clearances from Liverpool's succession of crosses. In front of him Flamini and Gilberto worked very hard as well and it wasn't until 5 minutes from time that we made the game safe. Thierry Henry received the ball in the centre circle, passed it down the wing, ran onto it but was beaten to it by Jamie Carragher who slipped and gave it back to the captain. He continued into the box, cut inside and beat Dudek with what was hardly his most powerful finish but it was an excellent goal nonetheless. After that there was no way back for Liverpool and holders went out in the third round. Afterwards Arsene Wenger praised the performance while Thierry Henry was quick to praise the commitment and work rate. In his BBC interview afterwards it was good to see him credit the defence and midfield for all the hard work they put in. A word too for Tomas Rosicky. Hopefully those goals will help him push on a bit, perhaps he was affected by the CSKA Moscow miss and having one cleared off the line against Blackburn and hitting the post against Charlton might have pplaying on his mind, but this performance should fill him full of confidence. So the draw for the fourth round takes place on Monday. Any bets on Chelsea or United away? Short odds, I'd imagine. Now, onto the rest of the Sunday round-up. According to the News of the World Arsenal have told Freddie Ljungberg he can leave and they're trying to move him on in this transfer window. An Arsenal 'insider' allegedly said:
He has been frustrated by the amount of games he has played recently but his heart and soul has always been with Arsenal. He had no idea the club was planning to force him out. He can't believe he's been treated like this. Freddie will be very sad to leave Arsenal but he'd like to stay in the Premiership and feels he still has plenty to offer an ambitious club.
It's been sad to see Freddie recently. He's been plagued with injuries and has found it very hard to get a good run in the side together and he really hasn't looked the same player for quite some time now. It would be no surprise if the club decided to cash in on him now but we'll wait and see what happens. The same paper says that Emmanuel Adebayor is being given a contract extension and a pay rise to see off interest from Manchester United which sounds and smells a bit whiffy to me. Anthony Stokes has agreed a 4 year deal with Charlton. Apparently he turned down Celtic and while I wish him well I'm sorry he has to work with such a poxy cunt like Alan Pardew. However, reports this morning suggest Roy Keane's Sunderland could gazump the London club at the 11th hour. Not much else happening in terms of transfer news. A quick look at our on-loan players shows some mixed news. Arturo Lupoli scored a hat-trick for Derby, Seb Larsson (who looks set to make his move permanent) scored a late equaliser as 10 man Birmingham held Newcastle 2-2 but there was bad news for Nicklas Bendtner who it's feared broke his ankle after getting it caught in the terrible pitch at St Andrews. And that is about that. Have a good Sunday, more tomorrow.]]>
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Slow Monday between cup ties http://arseblog.net/2007/01/08/slow-monday-between-cup-ties/ Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:46:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=286 this morning it's being reported that the Irish connection of Roy Keane and Chairman Niall Quinn have persuaded the young striker to go to the North East. Although he's dropping down a division I can't help feeling it's probably a better move for him in the long term. He's still only 18 and with Charlton in the mire it's likely Pardew would stick with experience meaning Stokes' chances would have been limited. Of course Stokes is one of a crop of young players, along with Nicklas Bendtner, at Arsenal who have caught the imagination of the fans. Every year it seems the quality of the academy players is improving but still their chances of first team action at Arsenal are limited. With the focus of this week's arsecast on the youngsters please let me know your thoughts by emailing arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com or leaving an arsebite (audio message) via this webpage. All contributions very welcome. Also, with regards to the Arsecast our current sponsorship deal with classicfootballshirts.co.uk is coming to an end so if you're interested in becoming the new sponsor please get in touch via email - again to arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com Right, that is about that. How was your weekend then?]]> 286 2007-01-08 10:46:13 2007-01-08 08:46:13 closed open slow-monday-between-cup-ties publish 0 0 post 0 Diaby back, Lauren and Freddie off to West Ham? http://arseblog.net/2007/01/09/diaby-back-lauren-and-freddie-off-to-west-ham/ Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:43:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=287 Abou Diaby is back in the squad after a long absence. He's been out since last May and it's very nice to see him back. He certainly adds something to the squad and hopefully he can come back and pick up where he left off. Lauren is not in the squad because of a toe injury according to Arsene Wenger some reports say that's because he's about to move to West Ham. I can't begin to tell you how pissed off I'd be if we sold Lauren now. Right back is a difficult area for us at the moment and we could use his experience and toughness. And still with West Ham the Sun says they've made a £7.8m bid for Freddie Ljungberg after Shaun Wright-Phillips rejected a move. If it's true the amount of money on offer would make it very difficult for the club to turn down. You just wonder if Freddie would move there or if he'd prefer to go abroad which might suit him better. The Mirror suggests the reason we're willing to sell Freddie is to help finance a shock January move for Frank Ribery. That certainly would be a surprise as tomy mind Hleb is doing a good job this season and Theo Walcott is his obvious back up. Where would that leave him if Quasimodo came in? Anthony Stokes signed for Sunderland in the end and that's probably a good move for him. He rejected Charlton and Celtic and the club will receive something like £2m plus extras based on performances and achievements. Obviously it's a good deal for an 18 year old who Arsene Wenger thought was never going to be quite good enough to get regular football at Arsenal. The Guardian has a piece on Stokes and our other young loanee strikers Bendtner and Lupoli. The draw for the 4th round of the FA Cup was made and we got Bolton at home. Lovely. A chance for revenge and we have a good record against them in the cup. Arsene Wenger has tipped Tomas Rosicky to repeat the goalscoring feats of Robert Pires and Freddie Ljungberg (although not combined) while he also admits he's guilty of pushing Thierry Henry too hard but blames France's World Cup run on the injuries suffered by the captain and William Gallas. Back to tonight's game and Kolo Toure and Arsene Wenger talk about winning and the potential of the team and the young players. As I said yesterday with the FA Cup win under our belts there's no real pressure tonight and while it's never nice to lose you might look at the upcoming schedule and wonder if two blood and thunder derbies against Sp*rs would be more hindrance than anything else. That said silverware is silverware and the boss will be conscious of that. Anyway, that's your lot. Keep the comments and suggestions coming for this week's arsecast and I'll be back tomorrow.]]> 287 2007-01-09 10:43:43 2007-01-09 08:43:43 closed open diaby-back-lauren-and-freddie-off-to-west-ham publish 0 0 post 0 The kids are all right as Liverpool get smashed at home http://arseblog.net/2007/01/10/the-kids-are-all-right-as-liverpool-get-smashed-at-home/ Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:21:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=288 6-3 win over Liverpool at Anfield. When you consider Liverpool had conceded just one goal in 10 games, or something similar, for us to score 9 in two games is nothing short of remarkable. I saw till Julio Baptista's free kick and it was funny to listen to the Andy Gray and Hairy Ape Keys talking about how Rafael Benitez had taken a massive gamble playing a weakened team. It seemed to completely pass them by that our team was even weaker and we were playing away from home. As it turned out our boys turned Liverpool over good and proper and the home side looked all at sea at the back. Jeremie Aliadiere opened the scoring before Robbie Fowler made it 1-1. Baptista scored a fantastic free kick, although Jerzy Dudek hardly covered himself in glory, to make it 2-1 and it was 3-1 at when the ball bounced off an unaware Alex Song and went in after an Arsenal corner, then Julio Baptista made it 4 just before half-time. Baptista and Aliadiere...Baptista missed a penalty before making it 5-1, Liverpool pulled two back through Gerrard and Hyppia but the Brazilian got his fourth of the night late on to make the final score 6-3. I didn't see enough of the game to comment on the individual performances but it seems that Aliadiere did well up front, Alex Song had his best game so far and the other youngster acquitted themselves well. Of course we have to mention Baptista. Until last night he had really struggled to make his mark in English football and for the first half an hour it looked like more of the same. I got a text from a nameless scruffy jumper wearer which said 'Not sure Baptista is really up to it'. No sooner had I sent a text to express my regrettable agreement than he went and scored. Then he got three more. It's obvious that reverse textology is what he has been missing since he got here. Seriously though it was great to see him get on the scoresheet, great to see him get four goals, great that as one of the senior players in a very young side he didn't do what many other older professionals might have done and gone half-arsed around the pitch all night long and hopefully this will give him the confidence to kick on from here and make similar, if not quite as prolific, contributions between now and the end of the season. Listening to Arsene Wenger on the BBC website he described him as 'top class'. A few more performances like this and he'll be pushing very hard for his deal to be made permanent, something which seemed a pretty long shot until last night! Afterwards Arsene Wenger praised his young team, and rightly so, saying:
My players are young, talented and they work very hard in training with the experienced players. I didn't expect us to score six before the game. I thought we had a chance to qualify but I didn't expect so many goals. I am highly tempted to play many of them in the semi-final against Spurs. They have won in this competition at Everton and now at Liverpool, and they also won at West Brom.
Looking at it realistically as well if we're fighting to finish as high as we can in the league, still in the Carling Cup and the FA Cup with the Champions League not long from kicking off again it makes sense to spread the games around if the youngsters can repeat the performances they've put in so far they'd have no reason to be scared of the old enemy. After his excellent performance the boss revealed that he wants to keep Jeremie Aliadiere, saying:
I don't want to sell him. I have seen signs in training that he has really made a big step forward. He is not happy because he does not play enough, but we will try to keep him.
All well and good but when everyone is fit he's the 5th choice striker at the club and to my mind there'll always be doubts about his ability at the highest level. Even if Wenger wants to keep him will he be happy to play Carling Cup football for the majority of his career? Personally I'm not sure sure he brings a lot to the side. In other news Freddie Ljungberg is, according to the Mirror, 'fuming' that the club are willing to let him go. A 'friend' says:
He knows he's not had a great season with injuries but he expected to be given time to recover. He was told in no uncertain terms he should take any offer that is on the table, otherwise he will not play again.
I would be very surprised if Arsenal acted in such a manner to a player who has given such a lot to the club over the years. With West Ham denying they've made a bid and a ridiculous story about Sp*rs being interested it doesn't appear there have been any firm bids as yet so we'll see what happens. And that's about it at this early stage. Arsecast recording should begin today so do get in touch if you have something to say, either via the Arsebite system or email to arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com. Also, if you see funny things happening today on the blog just ignore them. Seriously.]]>
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Lauren, Ljungerg, the Beast and the kids http://arseblog.net/2007/01/11/lauren-ljungerg-the-beast-and-the-kids/ Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:06:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=289 Arsene Wenger said Freddie still had a lot to offer the club although he did say he couldn't predict the future (what sort of a manager is he at all?). Inter Milan have said they'd be interested in him but again not until summer. With regard to Lauren Sky Sports reported that he was in talks with West Ham which is very disappointing. Now, it's disappointing because we havee problems at right back. Regular readers will know how much Eboue frustrates me and while I like Hoyte I'm not sure he's quite good enough to be first choice (although he does seem to be improving). For that reason it would have been great to see Lauren back in the side but we have to realise just how serious his knee injury was. I suppose there are still doubts that he can reach the level we want to him to reach and given that he's out of contract in the summer the club wouldn't stand in his way if he had the offer of a good contract elsewhere. Personally, I don't think there's any way Arsene Wenger would let him leave if he thought he'd get the pre-injury Lauren back. After his four goal demolition of Liverpool Julio Baptista revealed that Arsene Wenger's confidence in him is what made him his old self again. He says:
Arsene Wenger has put so much confidence in me that I have been telling friends for weeks now Arsenal is the club which will make me 'The Beast' again.
He also says that a chat with Thierry Henry helped with the captain telling him it took him a year to settle and adapt to the English game. Without wanting to put any pressure on the boy he's now set the standards for himself and anything less than four goals per game and it'll be obvious his heart is not in it. The Sun says that Arsenal want to open talks with Arsene Wenger over a new £3m a year contract. They say the club want him to sign 'for life' while he doesn't want to commit beyond 2011. 2011 is a long way away. Liam Brady, head of youth development at Arsenal, says the future of the club looks rosy with the young players we've got. Chippy says:
Tuesday night's match at Liverpool was a fine indication of how all the various departments at Arsenal are pulling together and showing that the club is functioning very, very well in all aspects. You could see how well run and how healthy it is. The aim is to keep the boys coming on and I am certainly excited about the potential we have coming along in the next year or two.
And the post-Liverpool performances and the youth at the club are something I'll be discussing with Amy Lawrence in tomorrow's arsecast. And that's about it. The last thing I have is a piece of fairly unsubstantiated transfers news which suggests the boss is looking at Shay Given to replace Jens Lehmann who looks set to leave in the summer. We could certainly do a lot worse. Also, just in case the arses disappear off the main page this morning, which they might do, you can access them here - http://arseblog.com/arses/arses_hash_wp.php?id=289 Right, that's it. Go about your Thursday.]]>
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Quick round up, Arsecast 11 - where we talk about the kids... http://arseblog.net/2007/01/12/quick-round-up-arsecast-11-where-we-talk-about-the-kids/ Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:04:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=290 Djourou in good form it's not as big a problem as it might have been. And if the two Swiss lads keep it up Gallas might find his return to the team will be at left back rather than in the centre. In transfer news the Mirror reports Lauren held talks with West Ham yesterday but he's keeping his counsel as he's had offers from Spain as well. I wouldn't be surprised to see him go to the Hammers until the end of the season then go back home to Spain in the summer. Also in the Mirror comes the news that Arsene Wenger decided to get rid of Freddie Ljungberg when he discovered the Swede had been signed up by a Hollywood agency. It strikes me that the Mirror has done a lot of shit stirring with this story. While there may be some truth to it I sincerely doubt the club and the manager has acted so poorly to our longest serving outfield player (at least I think he is). Elsewhere Ajax star Ryan Babel says he's not interested in a move to Arsenal in this transfer window saying he wants to stay with Ajax while the big news this morning is that the Sun reports Jose Mourinho will leave Chelsea at the end of the season because he's fed up with being interfered with. "Just because I am special doesn't mean they can touch my special area", he's reported to have said. Ok, stop. Arsecast time. Arsecasts As always the Arsecast is sponsored by classicfootballshirts.co.uk and this week features an in-depth blogchat with Amy Lawrence focussing mainly on the young players at Arsenal and the club's youth policy in light of the two cup games against Liverpool, Arsene Wenger Hawkins doesn't like a BBC commentator, the Man in the Bar provides another player history, we highlight a serious deficiency with the official Arsenal podcast, there's a bet of the week from www.bluesq.com and there's lots of other crap in there as well. This week's Arsecast clocks in at around 45 minutes so it's a specially extended edition which comes at no extra charge to you! To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (21mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And that's that. Have a good Friday. A Blackburn preview and more tomorrow.]]> 290 2007-01-12 11:04:56 2007-01-12 09:04:56 closed open quick-round-up-arsecast-11-where-we-talk-about-the-kids publish 0 0 post 0 Lauren can go, Freddie will stay, I don't Aliadicare about Jeremie... http://arseblog.net/2007/01/13/lauren-can-go-freddie-will-stay-i-dont-aliadicare-about-jeremie/ Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:24:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=291 he wouldn't stand in Lauren's way if an offer came in for him citing the emergence of Eboue, Hoyte and Djourou during Ralph's enforced absence. He said:
I feel we have too many players in that position now. It’s always the same. You make room for young players and then it is difficult to leave them out again.
Obviously the injury plays a part in this and with Lauren out of contract in the summer the boss has decided that he can go elsewhere. Personally I hope he goes back to Spain because I don't think I'd like to see the man who throttled Phil Neville, kicked Cristiano Ronaldo higher in the air than anyone else I've ever seen, flattened Mido then stood over him taunting him, rolled that penalty in against Sp*rs and who was generally a double-hard bastard play for another Premiership team. Good luck wherever you go, Lauren, and thanks for everything. One player who will be staying, till the summer at least, is Freddie Ljungberg. Of him AW said:
He will stay. I have clarified it with him and said, 'Listen, you stay and that's it'. I have spoken to him personally. He was a bit uncertain about his future, of course - there is a big competition here for every position.
To be honest I never saw the logic of selling Freddie during this transfer window. His career is certainly in a lull at the moment and whether or not he can get out of that at Arsenal remains to be seen. That said if a couple of Hleb, Rosicky or Walcott got injured our options on the flanks would be seriously weakened and to have sold a player with his experience would certainly be seen as a mistake in such circumstances, unless of course you brought somebody in but that, as we know, is not going to happen this month. Another player who wants to stay is Jeremie Aliadiere but despite how highly the boss rates him it's hard to see a future for him at the club. If he's content to play when everyone else is injured or play in the Carling Cup then perhaps but you'd hope he had more ambition than that. The boss is aware of the problem though, saying:
Aliadiere? I want him here but can I keep him happy with enough games? My big problem at the moment is he deserves to play but there's a lot of congestion in the squad.
With Henry, Adebayor and van Persie definitely in front of him, Baptista likely to be there too and the return of Bendtner in the summer I don't think Arsenal is the place he'll be playing football next season and hand on heart I don't think we'll miss him too much. Onto tonight then and playing away from home on Pay Per View has led some fans to think there's a kind of a curse against us. The last two ppv games were Sheffield United and Bolton so it's true it hasn't been a great time but your luck, if that's what it's down to, has to change sometime, doesn't it? We recently played Blackburn at home and spanked them 6-2 but since then they've kicked on and won their last four games, as if that defeat was a kick up the arse for them. It's not going to be an easy game, they're a physical side but I think we can cope. Of course David Bentley will try and prove something, perhaps he'll pull on Kolo's jersey again making him fall into the ex-Arsenal man which makes the ref thinks it's a penalty. Benny 'tied to a tree' McCarthy will also need to be watched and Robbie Savage will be out for revenge after being made look like a total cunt by Cesc. Update: Thanks to everyone who informed me Bentley is actually suspended from this game. That doesn't mean he's not a little twat though. Fingers crossed the lads can go get a result. Finally, Arsene Wenger has denied an FA misconduct charge after he was sent off during the Portsmouth game and has requested a personal hearing. And that's it. Have a good Saturday, the usual post-match stuff tomorrow.]]>
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Classic Arsenal savage cynical, clogging Blackburn http://arseblog.net/2007/01/14/classic-arsenal-savage-cynical-clogging-blackburn/ Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:27:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=292 Our task was made difficult on 13 minutes when Robbie Savage reminded everyone why he's right up there with the most odious, obnoxious, repugnant, intolerable, loathsome cunts in the game. He twice fouled Gilberto who reacted, admittedly when he shouldn't, and kicked out at the Afghanhoundalike wanker who went to ground like he'd been kicked in the bollocks. Cretinous referee Rob Styles fell for it hook, line and sinker and gave Gilberto a red card. I suppose going by the letter of the law it was a red but the fact that Gilberto now has to serve a three match ban for 'violent conduct' is the real killer though. Again it highlights the problem with the system where Gilberto's offence carries exactly the same ban as someone who goes studs up to deliberately hurt somebody. Perhaps they need to review straight reds on a case by case basis but I wouldn't hold my breath. Anyway, what is they say about cheaters never prospering? If the red card did anything it galvanised Arsenal and the boys put in an awesome performance which blew to smithereens the notion that Arsenal can't play 'oop norf' against a physical side. And make no mistake, that's what Blackburn are. A pack of cloggers based on the worst of their manager when he was a player. A man capable of scoring outstanding goals Mark Hughes was a kicker and a cheat and this Blackburn team has been made in his image. Kolo Toure opened the scoring when he rose to head home a Thierry Henry free kick not long after Rob Styles allowed Lucas Neill to stay on when he pulled back Robin van Persie. He looked like the last man and had it been closer to the goal the card might have been a different colour but then we're talking about Rob Styles here, the useless cunt. In the second half we never really looked under any pressure and killed the game in the 71st minute with a truly outstanding goal. Thierry Henry picked the ball up in our half, drove into the Blackburn half, gave it to Cesc who played it right back to the captain and Henry's first time shot into the top corner was just out of this world. Considering the situation, the fact we were away from home, outnumbered and with only a one goal lead capable of being pegged back this was just a fantastic goal. There isn't another player in the world who could have scored that goal and it is so good to have what looks like the 'old' Thierry Henry back. After that there was no coming back for Blackburn. Of course there had to be a further contribution from them when Tugay's cynical and deliberate foul on Cesc left the young Spaniard sporting an ice pack after the game but we should thank our lucky stars because it could have been worse. It was a nasty tackle and designed to hurt which is why Gilberto's three match ban for his red card sticks in the throat so much. Still, the positives far outweigh the negatives. To go to Blackburn, play most of the game with 10 men and come away with a win and three points was a real demonstration that this team has more about them than nice technique. Rosicky, Hleb and Fabregas showed they can play in the same team - even without Gilberto - Clichy had a great game at left back, the two centre-halves were solid and mopped up all around them and up front Thierry Henry showed just how important he is. There was a spirit and determination, not only to not avoid defeat but to win the game, that was very impressive. It's like the team has turned a corner in a way. It was old school, vintage Arsenal and hopefully the lads will gain as much from this as the fans did. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
The team is going from game to game, slowly becoming real lions. I feel for a while we've gained in maturity at the back. We didn't have a panic and won challenges. It was a superb victory under very difficult circumstances, a good mixture between quality, spirit and solidarity and it was great to see commitment mixed with class and technique.
He has much to be proud of today. Now, we have a week off to prepare for the arrival of Manchester United at Ashburton Grove which is going to be some game. Not much else happening. Newcastle want Jeremie Aliadiere on loan according to reports and that's about it. Now, breakfast, the Sunday papers and a game of five a side later and that is Sunday sorted. Have a good one.]]>
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Shut up Robbie Savage, keep it up Philippe Senderos http://arseblog.net/2007/01/15/shut-up-robbie-savage-keep-it-up-philippe-senderos/ Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:11:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=293 He definitely made contact. If people think I went down easily, they should watch it on TV. I am now past all those days of feigning injury. I said to the referee he shouldn't send him off, so I have nothing to regret. It is then quite amazing that he isn't blown over by gusts of wind or a leaf touching off him. If he really expects us to believe that the minimal contact made by Gilberto was enough for him to go flying up into the air then writhe around on the ground then he must think everyone in the world is as stupid as he is. A more noxious, repugnant excuse for a footballer I have yet to see. He is a faker and a cheat and while some people might think I give Eboue a hard time over his antics what he does is just the same as Savage and you wouldn't have a cunt like Savage in your team, would you? His pathetic attempt at self-justification is laughable as well. It's all well and good proclaiming after the fact that you told the ref not to send him off. I mean, when was the last time a referee ever listened to a player? When your acting and diving has already ensured the red card then words are hollow. Anyway, to realign the cosmic balance everyone should look at this video of Savage being clattered by referees and opponents including that memorable moment in Robert Pires' career when he blasted the ball straight into his face. And if that's not enough Goodplaya has the Cesc nutmeg from a few weeks ago which makes Savage look like the prize chump he is. Back to nicer things now and Philippe Senderos talks about his appearance in Ashley Cole's book, his learning curve and the football that Arsenal play, saying:
We have to show people all around the country that we can do the business, not just play nice stuff. We’re playing unbelievable football and have to keep doing it, especially away from home. Sometimes it’s a real pleasure to watch the movement and the football in front of me. We can beat any team in Europe and have chances to win trophies.
He's been back in the side and doing well in recent weeks and he looks a different player from when he first came back. I think people were too harsh on him at that time, he'd had no pre-season after suffering a serious injury in the World Cup but now he's showing what he's capable of. You have to remember he's still only 21, very young in the career of a centre-half and we're lucky to have him and Djourou who can both go on to be great players at Arsenal. Not much else happening really. Steve Bruce wants to make Fabrice Muamba's loan spell at Birmingham permanent. So a transfer then, not a permanent loan. Who knows? Also, Jose Antonio Reyes is still moaning about not being part of the team for the Champions League final entirely forgetting his atrocious peformance in the semi-final against Villarreal which I have no doubt made up the manager's mind. His insistence on sitting down and rolling around pretending to be injured meant we had periods of the game where we were under pressure and down to ten men. If it had been me he'd have been lucky to be mascot. Even then he'd have found some way of falling over as the teams came out. And that's your lot. I was going to mention something about Vitalfootball and their painful, hit-snatching headlines but I figure if I get started on them and a couple of other sites I might lose the run of myself. How was your weekend then?]]>
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The calm before the storm http://arseblog.net/2007/01/16/the-calm-before-the-storm/ Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:06:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=294 Arsene Wenger reckons we have the quality to cope without him. I would suspect Mathieu Flamini will be the one to take his place. It would be probably a bit too soon for Abou Diaby after such a long time out with injury. I don't have any problem with Flamini, I think he's a better player than people give him credit for and his energy and running will be vital against United's midfield. The boss also thinks the number of yellow cards we have this season is 'hard to interpret' as the stats show we have committed the fewest fouls of any club. Lauren has turned down a move to West Ham according to the Sun. With his contract up in the summer it seems likely he'll move back to Spain at that stage. If it means we keep an experienced player in our squad until the end of the season then I'm happy to have him. Of course there are still a couple of weeks of the transfer window left so anything can happen. West Ham were also knocked back by young Watford star Ashley Young. Are they the club that nobody wants to join, like Lepers United? Alexander Hleb says Andrei Shevchenko is too old to have made the move to Premiership. Rumours abound that Shevchenko was Abramovich's signing and that the former AC Milan man is enjoying life in London and having a right old jolly much to the ire of Mourinho. Still, after playing most of your career in Italy the Premiership does take some getting used to and I wouldn't write him off just yet. Meanwhile Emmanuel Adebayor has threatened to quit international football if things in the Togonian national squad don't change. Certainly that would be good for us and while players come in and out of international retirement all the time you won't hear me complaining if he decides to pack it in. And that is about that. Don't forget, if you have any questions, comments or suggestions for this week's Arsecast then please get in touch. To email it's arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com or you can leave an audio message via the Arsebite system. I look forward to separating the wheat from the chaff other wheat. More tomorrow.]]> 294 2007-01-16 11:06:48 2007-01-16 09:06:48 closed open the-calm-before-the-storm publish 0 0 post 0 [Insert headline here - think of something good] http://arseblog.net/2007/01/17/insert-headline-here-think-of-something-good/ Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:01:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=295 ticketing dispute between Arsenal and Sp*rs ahead of the Carling Cup semi-finals. According to the competition rules Sp*rs are entitled to 15% of the tickets which means 9,000 at the Grove. Arsenal don't want to give them so many citing security reasons and the fact they're dirty Sp*rs fans but the greedy Sp*rs are seeing the ticket revenue. It's now gone to the Football League to find a solution. In a discussion with the man from East Lower yesterday he suggested we give them the tickets but make the cost of each one £5. Sounds like a reasonable solution to me. In seriousness though it's remarkable that such a squabble should exist with the first game only a week away. A tale of two full backs now. Gael Clichy says he'll continue working hard to show Arsene Wenger he doesn't need to buy a new left back in the summer. If he can perform consistently like he did against Blackburn then he might just do that. Meanwhile Emmanuel Eboue says he's really hoping to play against United on Sunday. Can you imagine Ronaldo v Eboue, they tackle each other, no contact is made, they fall over writhing on the ground like they've broken their legs. They'd create some kind of dive vortex into which they'd both be sucked, never to be seen again. Oh God, please let that happen. Another Arsenal full back, Kerrea Gilbert, will be in action tonight for Cardiff as they take on Sp*rs in an FA Cup third round replay. He reckons he might get some stick from the home fans because of his Arsenal connections and he talks about Arsene Wenger's football philosophy. Tonight is a good game to get himself noticed but it remains to be seen what the manager's long term plans are for a player who did look very promising when he played in the first team last season. In other news Lauren could be on his way Lyon which will be a joy for alliterative headline writers everywhere, the Mirror reports Seb Larsson has agreed personal terms with Birmingham and a £500,000 fee will make his loan spell permanent, while Rio Ferdinand reckons Emmanuel Adebayor is the player who gave the United defence most problems this season. And that, my good old friends, is that. I have to have some quick breakfast then it's hi-ho time for me. Till tomorrow then...]]> 295 2007-01-17 11:01:05 2007-01-17 09:01:05 closed open insert-headline-here-think-of-something-good publish 0 0 post 0 Van Persie to miss United game - Pat Rice is 40 http://arseblog.net/2007/01/18/van-persie-to-miss-united-game-pat-rice-is-40/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:43:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=296 we could be without Robin van Persie, our top scorer, who picked up a knock in training. That is a bit of a blow actually because he's a player capable of making an impact coming off the bench if he doesn't start. The boss will now have to choose between Adebayor and Baptista to partner Thierry Henry up front. Personally I'd go with ...erm... ...er... crap, I don't really know. I have a sneaky feeling about Baptista though. It certainly won't be Jeremie Aliadiere and he could be on the move again as Boro renew their interest. Meanwhile the Sun reports Lauren could move to Portsmouth.
Never in my wildest dreams did I ever believe I would be at Arsenal for a lifetime of four decades. I remember the day as if it was yesterday, when I walked through the doors for the first time to join the family. How overwhelming it was, but once an Arsenal player always an Arsenal player.
Pat Rice talks about his 40 years at Arsenal. You rarely hear about him or what it is that he does but you suspect that's the way he likes it. With those big sunglasses he's like our very own Roy Orbison except more alive. To be at the club 40 years is quite an achievement and Pat Rice is an Arsenal man through and through. Well done, Sir. Well done to the youngsters as the youth team beat Hull City 2-1 in the FA Youth Cup last night. The goals came via a Jay Simpson penalty and Mark Randall. Steve Bould's team go into the draw for the 5th round. And that is about that. Make sure you tune in to tomorrow's Arsecast as, amongst all the usual rubbish, there'll be a chance to win £100 of credit for our sponsor's website - classicfootballshirts.co.uk. I'm assuming there'll be a bit more team news and we can give a little more time to the game on Sunday. For now though, I bid you all good day.]]>
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Adios Lauren, Arsecast Episode 12 out now! http://arseblog.net/2007/01/19/adios-lauren-arsecast-episode-12-out-now/ Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:07:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=297 Lauren has left Arsenal and joined Portsmouth. I have to say I'm very sad to see to him go. To my mind he's the best full back we have at the club, his experience has been vital and his hard bastardness is something that some in our team, and Eboue in particular, could do well with learning from (not that I'm going to hold my breath there though). I'm sure Arsene Wenger knows that he's the best right full back at the club but there were obviously big doubts over whether or not he could return from his injury the same player. Now, I'm as supportive as the next man about the youth project and I realise when young players break into the team it's hard to take them out but if Arsene could replace an inconsistent, cry-baby like Eboue with an experienced international at a crucial part of the season then I don't think there's any question about what choice he'd would make. If there was the chance that Lauren could be the same player he was before his injury then he wouldn't be leaving - and nobody should underestimate how serious that injury was. He came close to retiring more than once. Given that fact there was no way the club would have stood in his way when the offer of a 2 and half year deal from another club came in. To suggest he's been sold simply to finance the Highbury apartments is specious reasoning at best but then there's nothing like a sensationalist headline to garner a few extra hits. Arsene Wenger called his contribution 'absolutely outstanding' while the man himself said:
I have made many great friends and have many wonderful memories from the years I have spent at Arsenal. I have enjoyed great success with the Club and I am very grateful to Arsène Wenger, my team mates and all the fantastic Arsenal fans for their support. The fans have been brilliant.
He went on to say the usual about how much he was looking forward to playing for Portsmouth, the way every player moving to a new club does. He goes with the good wishes of every Arsenal fan and our thanks for everything he's done since he joined the club nearly 7 years ago. Best of luck, Ralph. I'll always remember the time you kicked Cristiano Ronaldo 5 feet up in the air. And for old times sake, here it is. Legend. The ticketing row between Arsenal and Sp*rs has been sorted out. It's far too long and complicated to go into in any great details, save for the fact that Arsenal wanted to sell tickets at a lower price but Sp*rs objected because their share of the gate money would be less and there's been agreement on the allocation of tickets for both legs. Read more here. Ahead of the game on Sunday it's good news about Robin van Persie. Reports that he'd miss the game seem to have been premature and he should be fit after a scan on his ankle today. The boss also hinted that it would be Mathieu Flamini who would replace Gilberto but I suspect most of the team news will emerge at this afternoon's press conference so we'll have more to talk about tomorrow. Cesc Fabregas says Paul Scholes is the 'complete footballer'. I remember Patrick Vieira saying that Scholes was the midfielder he'd choose from all over the world to play in his team and I don't think it's just coincidence that United's revival this year has coincided with Scholes return to the side and to form. We have to keep a close eye on him on Sunday. Ok, it's time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts As always the Arsecast is sponsored by classicfootballshirts.co.uk who this week have given me £100 of store credit to give away so listen out for the competition question, there's a blogchat with a Manchester United fan *spit*, Arsene Wenger Hawkins has a special message for Robbie Savage, the Man in the Bar has another player history, there's a bet of the week from www.bluesq.com and there's lots of other crap in there as well. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And that's it. More tomorrow including a preview of the United game. Have a good one.]]>
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United preview, Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/01/20/united-preview-saturday-round-up-2/ Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:21:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=298 Robin van Persie has an 80% chance of playing after picking up an ankle knock while we'll definitely be without Johann Djourou who has a hamstring problem. We're still without long termers Gallas and Ljungberg but apart from that everyone else is fit. The only real question about tomorrow's line-up is who partners Thierry Henry. It's a tricky one for the manager but it's the kind of tricky one he'd prefer to have with three excellent options rather than having nobody at all. If van Persie was fully fit I'd go with him, no question, but if he's not quite 100% he might be best on the bench. I suspect he'll go with Adebayor, who as Gunnerblog reports is set to be offered a new deal, but as I said I have sneaky feeling that this game could be made for Baptista. We'll wait and see. In other news AW explained the sale of Lauren saying that he didn't want to lose either of Eboue or Hoyte and that Lauren was coming to the end of his contract. That's another choice the manager has to make now that I think about. For me I'd stick with Hoyte. He's done well, shown that he can improve and Eboue's behaviour and temperament makes him a weak link, in my opinion. I did like the boss's quote about Portsmouth though. It's fast becoming an Arsenal retirement home on the South coast and the manager said:
Portsmouth are very intelligent. They just wait at our door to see who goes out and they take them.
He also talked about how a loss would end any faint title aspirations but he's confident, saying:
It's a good opportunity to reduce the distance on Manchester United and we want to use it. We are really determined to reduce the gap. We know we can beat United because we've done it away.
I think it's going to be a tougher task than when we went to Old Trafford despite our injury problems at that time. United have really come into form and they look much more like the United of old than the watered down version from previous seasons. They've also added Henrik Larsson to their squad, a player Arsene Wenger admits gives him nightmares. He gives me a fucking pain in my hole but there you go. Still, there's no reason why we can't beat them. We're playing well, we're at home, Thierry is back and looking the real deal and with Cesc, Rosicky and Hleb pulling the strings in midfield we can cause them problems. It's going to be a good one. Not much else happening. Congratulations to Thierry and Cesc who were included in UEFA's team of the year. And there you go. Time for a bit of a fry-up then Liverpool v Chelsea and some PES6. Saturdays are good. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Walking in a Furq wonderland http://arseblog.net/2007/01/21/walking-in-a-furq-wonderland/ Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:14:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=299 one of us. On Thursday night long time Arseblogger, Furq (the old charmer), passed away after a recent battle with illness. It really does feel like a death in the family, which is what it is, I suppose. He was an absolute gentleman who made a huge effort to do good things for people he'd never even met. We used to joke about 'Pablo the postman' when the packages full of DVDs were late arriving in Spain. Sometimes he'd blame Pablo the Postman and then after a while he'd admit he hadn't actually gotten around to posting them when he might have said he did! His banter on the Arses was the stuff of legend and he was a man who loved the club but wasn't afraid to call a spade a spade and stand his corner if his opinion was not the norm. He did it all with good grace though, with great wit and with passion and we're going to miss him. In the finest tradition of Arseblog I hope you'll all raise a glass today for Roger, who, if there's any luck, will be looking down on us, raising a glass in return and singing a song for the Arsenal. RIP FURQ. Now, as the man himself would admit, the show must go on and the show doesn't get much bigger than Arsenal v Manchester United. There isn't much you don't know or that we haven't already covered in terms of team news but with Liverpool winning yesterday three points for us will keep us right on their tails and although the gap to the top is probably too large it will make the rest of the season very interesting. In a quick round-up of the stories Arsene Wenger talks about how he'd never put Arsenal into debt through overspending, saying:
I have been educated in this way - when you have 10 pounds, you don't spend 11.
He also talks in the Independent about developing young players and his behaviour on the touchline in some games this season, saying:
I just sometimes feel that unusual behaviour can wake up things, and I certainly had unusual behaviour in some games. As a manager you can only survive or live with how you feel at that moment. At that time I behaved as I was, not as I wanted to be.
While I think the myth of the unflappable, cool man on the sidelines is overplayed it was unusual to see him so active on the sidelines. No doubt it was borne out of frustration, knowing that his team were capable of more. Since then he's made Thierry Henry take a break and recover his fitness and whatever else needed to be recovered and seen that his team can step up and perform in difficult circumstances. Hopefully they can continue that today. Ex-Gunner Stewart Robson talks about how much Arsenal will miss Gilberto and his influence on the team. And that's about that. Time for a run in the park to shake off last night's red wine, then the papers and breakfast before we wait for the main event. Fingers crossed the lads can do it today. See you tomorrow.]]>
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Thierry makes Robin the points fun http://arseblog.net/2007/01/22/thierry-makes-robin-the-points-fun/ Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:22:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=300 Somewhere though, someone was smiling on us, as first Robin van Persie equalised and then in the third minute of the four injury time minutes Thierry Henry's fantastic header won the game for Arsenal. Given the fact we had something like 18 attempts on goal and ended up with 4 strikers on the pitch then you have to say we deserved it. The first half ended goalless but it could have been different had the referee awarded a penalty when Gary Neville made contact with Thierry Henry in the box. I've seen penalties given for a lot less in my time. At the other end United had two good chances as the half was drawing to a close. Wayne Rooney's fantastic dipping shot brought out a top class save from Jens and from the subsequent corner he made an even better one when Henrik Larsson was given a free header. Eight minutes in the second half though they took the lead. Ronaldo played Evra down the right hand side, his cross was glanced on by Kolo Toure and Gael Clichy was drawn to the ball leaving Rooney free behind him to stoop and head it home. We continued to press and probe without ever creating anything clear cut with most of our play going through the remarkable Cesc. I thought he carried the midfield yesterday as Hleb, Flamini and Rosicky didn't really perform anywhere near as well as they can. Robin van Persie came on for Hleb and he got the equaliser with just seven minutes of the ninety remaining. Roisicky and Fabregas won the ball back from Scholes who was holding it between his legs on the ground, Cesc pushed it on for Rosicky whose low cross may or may not have been touched on by Henry but van Persie arrived at the back post ahead of Gary Neville and made a difficult finish look simple. After that there was only one team that was going to win it and the winner came so, so late. Fabregas picked up the ball after an Adebayor knock down, gave it to Eboue who played a one-two with Rosicky and whipped in an absolutely fantastic cross. Henry didn't even have to move, the cross took the defenders out of the game, and the header was just fantastic. It's the sort of header someone like Shearer scored on a regular basis. The technique, the power, all text book. After that there was no way back for United and that's twice this season we've done them with late goals. Lovely! Gutted. HAHAHAHAHA! Overall I thought we deserved it though and in general the team played pretty well. I thought we were solid at the back, the two centre-halves were hardly troubled, Clichy was a little culpable for the goal but he did well otherwise and we saw the best and worst of Emmanuel Eboue. A really brilliant cross for Henry's goal, and it's not the first time he's done that this season, and tremendous energy to get that far up the pitch so late in the game, but again some dreadful antics which he simply must cut out of his game and do it soon. There was an incident with Rooney in the first half when he slapped the United player and got some half hearted fingertips back from Shrek but the way he went down clutching his head was embarrassing. Then when he and Ronaldo clashed late in the second half he had another quick hold of his head just in case the ref might have been going to book him before he realised he didn't have to. Then he actually made the diving gesture to Ronaldo, which would be fair enough if it were any other player, but really Eboue has no place castigating anyone for being light on their feet or for playacting. I honestly though the vortex was going open up there and then. Defensively I thought he was ok, to be fair, he made some good tackles but it is an area of his game that still needs work. However, unless he cuts out the diving and the acting, the cheating, then he's going to end up with an unshakeable reputation and at some point it's going to cost the team a goal or a match. The manager or the captain, who was so quick to praise him for the cross (and rightly so) needs to tell him that sort of behaviour is not acceptable. If he cuts it out he could become a very good player which is why it's so maddening to see him up to the same shit again and again. Midfield I've covered. Up front you can't help but love Adebayor's enthusiasm, energy and workrate. He didn't have his best game but he never stopped working, he was a ballboy making sure they took their goal kicks quickly, he pushed their players out of the way so we could take free kicks and that sort of effort and commitment does make a difference even if he didn't have his best ever game for us. And the captain. A quiet game and then he goes and scores a quality winner like that. That's four in four since his comeback and you could see how much it meant to him. The only downside was the news after the game that Robin van Persie has broken his fifth metatarsal and looks set to miss some weeks. It hasn't been confirmed yet quite how long he'll be out but based on other players that have had this injury it could be anywhere from 6 weeks to 3 months. Let's hope it's not too serious and get well soon, Robin. Reports yesterday said Boro had made a bid for Jeremie Aliadiere, you'd have to think he'll be kept around until the summer if it turns out Robin is going to be out for a good length of time. Afterwards Arsene Wenger praised the team for wanting to win the game right to the last minute while the captain's interview on Sky afterwards was interesting. He was quick to praise the team and the effort everyone put in, making sure to see his Man of the Match champagne was for the lads, but he put the victory, spectacular as it was, into perspective, saying:
A win against Manchester United is always special but especially so with the way we did it today. Doing the double over them is always a pleasure but I would rather be up [in the league] with them than beat them twice.
Now, that's not to take anything away from what was as enjoyable a victory as we've had in a long time. A last minute winner against the old enemy and coming back from 1-0 down. Just classic. But, like Thierry said, all of us would rather be closer to the top of the table. What this has done though is made the title race a title race again. I know we're 12 points back and it's probably too far for us but there are still 14 games to go and a lot can happen between now and then. United still have to play Chelsea and Liverpool, we still have to go to Anfield and Chelsea still have to come to the Grove so the last part of the season is going to be very interesting. Our record against the other 'top 4' sides is excellent this season though. Two wins against United, a win at home against the Mug Smashers and a point at the bridge. If we can keep it up and not make mistakes against the supposedly 'lesser' teams then who knows?! It's a busy week this week with the first leg of the Carling Cup against Sp*rs on Wednesday. For today though let's just sit back and bask in the warmth of yesterday's win.  Till tomorrow.]]>
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Cesc - Flamini - Bale - Reserves - Arsecast competition http://arseblog.net/2007/01/23/cesc-flamini-bale-reserves-arsecast-competition/ Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:07:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=301 Cesc who revealed a frank discussion in the dressing room following the defeat to Sheffield United has sparked Arsenal's great start to 2007 with 5 wins in a row and 17 goals scored in those 5 games. He said:
We had a talk in the dressing room and said something had to change in our mentality and we need to be stronger in every part of the game. Since then we have been showing everyone we have changed and nobody can stop us if we carry on playing the way we do. The team believes we can do a lot of things together and last night [againt United] it was one of them.
Shades of that team meeting after a 3-1 home defeat to Blackburn in the 97-98 season which saw us go on a mighty run and end up as champions. Perhaps that's a step too far this time, back then we had some games in hand, but the return to form and the spirit the boys have shown is welcome. Thierry Henry says the team now needs to find consistency which is what many of us have been saying all season long. We're capable of beating anyone on our day, at the same time we have been capable of losing to anyone - and that includes Bridlington Rovers. Mathieu Flamini revealed that the manager's team talk at half-time gave them the confidence to keep at United. According to AW United would tire after 70 minutes and with our two late goals he may have right. In transfer speculation we're being linked heavily with Southampton's Gareth Bale after an unnamed Premiership team made a bid of £10m for the Welsh left back. I can't imagine it's us. The manager has said countless times we won't be buying anyone. We've got Clichy, we've got Gallas who can play there and Armand Traore is very highly thought of so the capture of Bale would see his Arsenal career finished before it began. Elsewhere we're linked with young Czech defender Ondrej Mazuch. Arsenal's reserves lost 3-0 to Sp*rs reserves last night. It was a very young Arsenal team with a number of the regulars not involved due to the fact they'll probably be involved in tomorrow night's Carling Cup semi-final first leg which I'll preview more tomorrow. Don't forget the competition to win £100 of credit for the Arsecast sponsors, classicfootballshirts.co.uk. Simply answer the very easy question in this week's Arsecast for more. Right, that's your lot. Until tomorrow.]]>
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Diaby fit again and reminds the boss of Patrick Vieira http://arseblog.net/2007/01/24/diaby-fit-again-and-reminds-the-boss-of-patrick-vieira/ Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:51:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=302 it was confirmed he could be out for 6 weeks or longer. No real surprises then and it's one of those injuries that seems to take different players different times to recover. Preston's David Nugent was back, playing and scoring within six weeks, and he put that down to drinking a lot of milk. Others, like Gary Neville and David Beckham, have taken much longer. Fingers crossed he comes back sooner rather than later. It's going to be mostly 'the kids' starting tonight against Sp*rs as the boss keeps faith, as much as possible, with the players who have gotten us this far. He said:
They deserve it. It is very difficult to say ‘listen you are good enough to play at Liverpool but you are not good enough to play at Tottenham’. They have earned the right.
And quite right too. I think the pressure is very much off us. If we win, great, if we don't win there's still the second leg at the Grove and even still it's great experience for these young players. If we don't qualify for the final it will create a desire in these guys to go one better. A good hurt goes a long way to motivate players. Obviously I'd rather we stuffed them in both legs but even if we don't go through they'll lose the final to Chelsea anyway. All that said it's another great chance for some of the young players to show what they're made of, to show that the win against Liverpool was as much to do with their own ability as to the 'weakened' team Liverpool put out. We'll probably see Jeremie Aliadiere get another go up front with Julio Baptista in light of van Persie's injury it's now reported that Arsene Wenger is not willing to let him leave the club in this transfer window. One man who will be coming back after a terrible injury almost 9 months ago is Abou Diaby and such was the seriousness of it Arsene Wenger feared his career might have been over. But he's back once again, like a renegade master, and the boss thinks he can bring something different to the team, saying:
He gives us something the other players don’t have. He can give us that kind of Patrick Vieira presence in the physical challenges. He reminds me of Patrick in his running style, behaviour and the strength of his tackles.
No pressure there then, Abou. Just do what Vieira did. He did look impressive in the few short months we saw him and doing my best to try not to hype him up too much it will be nice to see if he can bring some of that to the squad now that he's fit again. Young midfielder Mark Randall believes the squad can win the Carling Cup and he's full of praise for Arsene for giving younger players a chance. No doubt Sp*rs tonight will be at pretty much full strength which goes to show the difference in philosophies and the difference in the quality of the players our academy is producing. Former Gunner David O'Leary has hailed Arsene Wenger as special for what he's done at Arsenal, saying:
I admire him for what he's done and the way they play football. Arsenal was a really big club when I left - but it's gone to another level now.
So that's about it then. Here's hoping the boys can do their stuff tonight and we'll talk about what happens tonight tomorrow.]]>
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Lovely doubly from Baptista as Cesc runs the show http://arseblog.net/2007/01/25/lovely-doubly-from-baptista-as-cesc-runs-the-show/ Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:51:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=303 In the second half though it was pretty much all Arsenal. We brought on Hleb for the tired looking Diaby who looked uncomfortable out on the left hand side of midfield and Eboue came on for Aliadiere who showed, for all his promise, that his injury-proneness will always undermine his career. On 64 we got level though. Baptista played a sort of one-two with Walcott, barged onwards, fell over, got up again and slid the loose ball past Robinson to make it 2-1. And given his scoring record in this competition it was no surprise when he got the equaliser. Cesc had the ball in midfield, the whole Sp*rs team stood off him staring at his feet as if they might give them some clue to what he was about to do. As they all watched the ball Justin Hoyte broke down the right hand side, Cesc floated a beautiful ball into his path, I have no idea what that fat cunt Robinson was doing out there but it made things easier as Hoyte put a lovely ball across goal into the path of Baptista who sidefooted home. We could even have won it when Theo Walcott volleyed a cross just wide and Almunia had to make a great save from Defoe late on but it was Arsenal who went off the happier despite losing Hleb to injury and Eboue, who was impressive when he came on, picking up a knock as well. As the Arsenal fans were so loudly and joyfully singing "2-0 and you fucked it up." Thoughts on the players: Bar the goal the central defenders were excellent, I thought Hoyte was very good on the right and Traore showed some nice touches on the left although he hardly got near Aaron Lennon all night. In midfield Theo looks a long way from breaking into the first team and he was quiet at Anfield too, Diaby looked good first half but obviously tired, Denilson looks like a very good player and always wanted the ball which is a good sign and what more can you say about Cesc? The young man is just fucking brilliant. He ran the show again. Both he and Denilson dicked all over Sp*rs midfield and Didier Zokora can talk all he wants about how happy he was to turn down Arsenal (as if we were ever interested) because he knows he'd never get a game for us. Hleb made a real difference when he came on and we saw all the good of Eboue as he made things happen down the right before he got crocked and spent the last 10 minutes hobbling about the midfield. Up front Baptista didn't have a great game but stuck at it and got two goals which is the sign of a decent player. I liked him saying "Don't touch! Don't touch!" when he got booked in the first half. The goals gave him confidence though and he finished the game strongly. With van Persie out and Aliadiere, who was pretty ineffectual, injured again he's going to get more time in the team and that can only be good for him. He's now the top scorer in the competition on the back of two games and what more can he do when he's given his chance? As mentioned earlier Aliadiere was pretty quiet but the fact that the only thing he's done consistently for Arsenal is get injured means he'll never be relied on no matter how much the boss wants him to make it here. Arsene Wenger was quick to praise the team and their spirit afterwards and said he'll be using more or less the same team in the next leg in a little under a week's time. I'm sure some of the team selection will depend on what happens against Bolton in the cup and how the injuries to Hleb and Eboue turn out. Hleb's looked like a hamstring which generally means around three weeks out which is a bit of a blow if that's the case. Overall though you can't but be happy about last night. Despite making two mistakes to give them goals we fought back, got two away goals which do count in this competition and we showed that without some very important players and with some very young players that this team is just as good as Sp*rs first team which is an enormous credit to the manager and his staff and a sickener for that lot. Not much else to report at this early stage. We'll get the injury news later on, no doubt, and then we can start looking forward to Sunday's FA Cup tie against our old friends Bolton. Now, I've got to have breakfast and set about recording tomorrow's Arsecast with the little time I have. Until then...]]> 303 2007-01-25 10:51:17 2007-01-25 08:51:17 closed open lovely-doubly-from-baptista-as-cesc-runs-the-show publish 0 0 post 0 Round-up, Arsecast episode 13 - the number of the Hleb http://arseblog.net/2007/01/26/round-up-arsecast-episode-13-the-number-of-the-hleb/ Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:29:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=304 Alexander Hleb's hamstring injury was worse that first thought. He's going to be out for a 'good four weeks' which is a blow. It remains to be seen who will replace him. There's no news on Freddie being anywhere near fit, Theo Walcott is the obvious choice but I suspect if Eboue is fit, which the boss is hoping he will be, he might well get the nod after how well he did on Wednesday night. While Eboue and Aliadiere only have short term knocks the news about Robin van Persie was not so positive with Arsene Wenger suggesting he could be out for up to ten weeks which would really put paid to his season. Fingers crossed he can get back. As we've said though that gives Julio Baptista the chance to do his stuff on a more regular basis. Of him Arsene Wenger said:
He is a player who has the smell of goals. He knows when to get into the box from deep and will play more games for us.
Meanwhile, Manuel Almunia has backed the Beast to shine, saying:
Julio showed that he is a good player and a good scorer and I'm sure he will show that soon in the Premier League too. He is very strong and mentally strong as well. When he started off at Arsenal it wasn't very easy for him. But now he is happy here, starting to train well and is playing better.
I like the bit in that interview where he says Baptista tries to speak English as much as possible as well. It would be very easy for him to spend all day speaking Spanish with Almunia, Cesc and Senderos but trying to speak in English to someone you know you can easily converse in a more native tongue is not always easy. As an adult learning a new language there is a feeling of embarrassment at times so that is a great sign that he wants to stay and to adapt to life here. Compare and contrast to Reyes whose English was feeble, at best, after more than two years at the club. Cesc says he doesn't need a rest despite missing just three games all season. It's a good job too. He really does make the team tick these days. Despite his young age he's now a vital part of the team and while injuries to van Persie, Hleb and Gallas are a blow it's nothing compared how much we'd miss Cesc if he was out for a while. Ahead of the FA Cup game big, fat, Walrus Allardyce is confident his Bolton side can win. As the game doesn't take place till Sunday there'll be a more detailed preview tomorrow in which I might call Allardyce and his band of kickers some more creative names. Transfer news sees us linked to Ajax's Ryan Babel, the Sun links us with Deportivo la Coruna's Aldo Duscher, apparently we've entered the race to sign Gareth Bale from Southampton, Seb Larsson should join Birmingham before the end of the transfer window and after being released by Boro Ray Parlour is back with Arsenal but only to train and regain his fitness. Bloggies 2007: Arseblog has been nominated in the Best Sports blog category. Hurrah! Please vote for Arseblog by going here. I'm not sure if you have to vote for the rest but if you could vote for Arseblog that would be much appreciated. Cheers. Now, it's 1990, time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts As always the Arsecast is sponsored by classicfootballshirts.co.uk and I'll announce the winner of the competition this week, there's a blogchat with Jimmy the Cuckoo from Arsenal Talk, Arsene Wenger Hawkins is there, the Man in the Bar has another player history, I go into nature on a dangerous mission, there's a bet of the week from www.bluesq.com and there's some other stuff too. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13.8mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. Enjoy. See you tomorrow.]]>
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Saturday round-up, AW sure can talk http://arseblog.net/2007/01/27/saturday-round-up-aw-sure-can-talk/ Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:11:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=305 Demento getting his knickers in a twist after Arsene Wenger allegedly told his players United would tire after 70 minutes. He called the remarks 'petty' and 'nonsense'. Of course this was merely a comment Mathieu Flamini had made to L'Equipe but obviously it a struck a chord. The boss clarified what he meant and said United are hardly weak if they're top of the league but I'd suggest Flamini's original quote is nearer to the mark. With Robin van Persie injured Jeremie Aliadiere will be staying at the club until summer at least and the boss believes he can get goals. One man on his way out though is Alex Song. The boss said:
Diaby is back and Denilson has shown that he is ready to play so, in central midfield, we are a bit congested with Flamini, Denilson, Diaby, Fabregas and Gilberto.
It's hard to see him getting anywhere near the first team bar an injury crisis and when see how much difference there is between him and Denilson it puts his rather limited talents into perspective. Staying with midfield the manager feels Cesc is in need of a rest no matter what he says about wanting to play every game and he'll be on the bench for one of the upcoming games, perhaps  Sunday's against Bolton but more likely the game against Sp*rs because we'll have Gilberto back for that. There's still no sign of William Gallas coming back. Apparently he's been overenthusiastic in his recovery and has ended up crocked again. I suppose with the team on a roll and the likes of Senderos and Djourou showing they're more than capable he's tried to come back quicker than he might have. Of him Arsene said:
He should be back in two to three weeks but I still would not like to put any set time on it.
Meanwhile the boss has backed Theo Walcott to overcome his 'growing pains' and start producing. He might get a chance of a run in the team now that Hleb and Ljungberg, his two main rivals for the right hand side of midfield, are injured. He's looked a little lost recently and short of confidence. A goal would certainly do him the world of good. A move for Gareth Bale was ruled out and from AW's comments it seems it has more to do with the price that Southampton are looking for rather than the fact we have two left backs already. Now, moving on to the game on Sunday we've had a mixed record over the years against Bolton. In one of this morning's Irish papers Kevin Davies says Arsenal have a 'mental block' when it comes to Bolton but Arsene Wenger believes his team can cope better and has played down suggestions that Fat Sam's men are just a bunch of cloggers.
They can play. You cannot say that Gary Speed is not a football player, or Campo, Nolan, Anelka or Diouf. Chelsea wanted Tal Ben Haim because he is a good footballer. But my team have improved a lot on the physical side. Wednesday night against Spurs in the Carling Cup was very important.
I'm expecting a good match, I have to say. There's an edge to this Arsenal team at the moment that wasn't there in November when we played them before and I'm confident the lads can get a result. Maybe not the 4-0 that was suggested in yesterday's Arsecast but I think we have the players and the ability and the physicality to beat them. The final point for today is Michel Platini's appointment as president of UEFA. Not a good day for football, in my opinion, and while Arsene Wenger is happy that a 'footballer' is in the position he's 'scared' of Platini's appointment. I really hope that this doesn't cause the split in European football many fear but some of Platini's ideas about the game of football would drastically change the game and not for the better. Right, time for some Uniflu, some barbiturates, a little bit of paracetamol, some ibuprofen and some chewable morphine. I should be right as rain after that.]]>
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Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/01/28/sunday-round-up-14/ Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:57:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=306 Arsene Wenger has spoken about his young players and how long term their development would benefit the club despite short term problems, saying:
You need the strength to stand up because you know that when you put them in the team, they will make mistakes and you will get hammered. You can only pay for their education with points that you lose. Tony Adams at 16 made mistakes. At 30, he hardly made any.
Ahead of the game Stewart Robson offers his tactical analysis and says Arsenal must cope the diagonal balls that Bolton will pump into the full back areas for the likes of Kevin Davies who will elbow his way around the pitch all day. Gael Clichy talks to the Independent and talks about his life at Arsenal so far and his year out of the game with injury while Gilberto Silva says Robbie Savage is a dick (in a roundabout way) but feels sorry for him because he broke his leg. Amy Lawrence talks to Julio Baptista who, it appears, is becoming increasingly settled and more confident at the club, which can only be a good thing. She notes his willingness to use English when he's not comfortable yet with the language which, as I mentioned the other day, is a great sign that he's trying very hard to integrate as much as possible. And that's about it. It's going to be a tough, physical game later on and I'm sure the lads will be well and truly up for it. Bolton players have been going on about Arsenal whinging and moaning and how they put those articles up on their dressing room wall to motivate themselves. If I was Arsenal manager I'd just have pictures of Allardyce, Diouf and Kevin Davies with the words 'KILL. DIE. MAIM. SLAUGHTER' and I'd use electro-shock therapy on the players to get my message across. That said my managerial style is probably a bit different to AW's. More tomorrow.]]>
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Bolton pegged back, vote Arseblog in the Bloggies http://arseblog.net/2007/01/29/bolton-pegged-back-vote-arseblog-in-the-bloggies/ Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:21:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=307 As I said they took the lead on 50 minutes after some nice play and it was Kevin Nolan who got the goal. He could have had a second not long afterwards but Manuel Almunia made a great save when he was trying to go around him. After that it was all Arsenal. We dominated possession and territory, again without creating too much (a Cesc shot as much as I can really remember), before we got level on 77. Cesc floated in a free kick, it came to the back post to Kolo Toure who headed into the ground as he was falling and with Jaaskelainen already committed the ball bounced over his flailing arm. After that Baptista had a half-chance and headed wide and Aliadiere's shot was comfortably saved before the full time whistle went. In the end I suppose you'd have to say it was a fair result. Neither side did much more than the other to deserve winning the game and the replay takes place in a couple of weeks at the Reebok. Looking at the team I thought we looked a bit flat overall. At the back Clichy looks like he's improving and Hoyte continued his decent form, Kolo and Senderos weren't that troubled although I did enjoy big Phil flattening Anelka on the halfway line. Kolo's enthusiasm and willingness to get forward shows how much he hates to lose. In midfield Theo showed a little bit more than he did in the Carling Cup games but still looks a bit lost or short of confidence. Hopefully though he'll keep his place against Sp*rs because a run of games can only do him good. Cesc was as eager as ever, Flamini worked hard as usual but didn't contribute going forward and Rosicky finished the game well after being well off the pace in the first half. Up front I thought we were disappointing though. Henry and Adebayor didn't do an awful lot but then sometimes you have games like that. Baptista looked better than either of them when he came on and I was surprised he didn't start actually. However, there appears to be a doubt over his fitness with Arsene Wenger saying afterwards that he had picked up a groin problem which means:
We might have lost Julio Baptista today. A groin problem, but we hope it's not too bad and he can play on Wednesday.
Let's hope so too. At the rate our boys are picking up injuries there simply won't be enough players to rotate for competitions like the Carling Cup or FA Cup. And with the replay it means the games come thick and fast. We have the second leg of the Carling Cup on Wednesday, we travel to Boro for a Premiership Plus 5.15 'oop norf' kick off on Saturday and then we should have a week off but the Manchester City game was scheduled to take place the same date as the FA Cup replay so it might get moved back. We'll wait and see about that though. I do hope we do them in the replay though. I'm sure I'm not alone in finding the whole Bolton physical-Arsenal wimps analysis a pain in the arse. It must actually be worse for Bolton fans because not alone are they Bolton fans they're hearing the whole time about how they use physical tactics. Their goal showed they can play a bit too, in fairness, but really in fairness the whole lot of them should be taken up in a giant hot air balloon which should reach the outer edges of space before being burst with a giant pin of some kind. In light of the injury there's talk about Arsenal making a 'panic buy' to cover the absences. Depending on which website you read the story is different. Take Arsenal-Mania for instance. They've gone with a headline saying 'Wenger: Now I need to buy' when he says nothing of the sort but that's bound to be a few more clicks from Newsnow. Good to see standards as high as ever over there. In reality though it's very unlikely he'll buy anyone given that his most telling quote when asked if he would is 'I do not think so'. I suppose if the worst came to the worst he could recall Lupoli or Bendtner but as it stands Henry, Adebayor and Aliadiere are fit and Baptista won't be out that long, with any luck. Anyway, we'll find out about him and what the likely line-up for the Sp*rs game will be. As I said the number of injuries means the manager won't be able to chop and change as much as he might like and he'll be cautious about who he has on the bench after seeing subs Hleb and Eboue injured in the last leg. Elsewhere William Gallas talks again about Chelsea and how 'painful' it was to leave but says he's focussed 100% on Arsenal. If he could stop talking about Chelsea for two minutes then we might believe him. Finally, a quick reminder if you haven't already voted for Arseblog in the 2007 Bloggies please take 60 seconds to do that this morning. I'm up against some serious competition so all votes would be much appreciated. You don't need to vote in any other category, just the Best Sports Blog. Much obliged to you. More tomorrow.]]>
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Arsenal 'fail' in Puerta bid and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2007/01/30/arsenal-fail-in-puerta-bid-and-other-stuff/ Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=308 Arsenal announced that his groin injury was 'minor' and that he'd be having a fitness test to see if he could play against Sp*rs tomorrow night. However, this morning the Mirror reports that Baptista is out of the game and that Arsene Wenger failed in his attempts to make a last minute purchase because he didn't have any money. Seems strange that he would even try and make a buy if he knew he didn't have any money. Both the Sun and the Mirror say we failed with a loan bid for Spanish under 21 international Antonio Puerta who would provide cover for the left hand side. I had a look around the Spanish papers but I couldn't find any mention of it so it's hard to say where they've gotten that story from. As for Baptista we'll just wait and see what the official word is rather than the Mirror's speculation. Gael Clichy is sure the team can cope with the injury problems and despite feeling tired after so many games he's happy. This time last year he was sat on his arse doing nothing waiting for a broken foot to heal. He said:
In the last two years we have had a lot of injuries and always coped with it. We have the players to make the injured ones relax and recover well. We just hope that they come back and we’ll try our best to stay in all the competitions.
We do seem to have been suffering a lot more injuries than normal over the last two seasons though. Incidents like Diaby's apart there seems to be a never ending supply of thigh, groin and calf strains which keep players out for weeks at a time. Are these the sort of injuries players played through in the past? Is it a case that with the sophisticated equipment which can show muscle strain that the players themselves aren't even aware of the club are being too overprotective of the lads? Have we just been lucky in seasons past? As it stands when everyone is fit our squad looks very healthy. It's just that it seems like an age since everybody has been fit. Gilberto Silva, who looks set to return to the side for the Carling Cup game tomorrow night, says despite all the goals this hasn't been his best season for Arsenal. Far be it for me to disagree with the man himself but I think the consistency of his performances has been excellent and the goals are like the cherry on top of the consistency pie that he's been dishing out great slices of since August. Erm... Transfer news. Apparently we've agreed a deal to sign a striker! Don't get to excited though, he's only 15. Gilles Sunu will sign for the club next month and then join in July. We keep getting them younger and younger. I expect to wake up one morning to see a headline "Arsenal sign French embryo" or "Sperm starlet set for Gunners". Finally for today the draw for the 5th round of the FA Cup was made yesterday. No surprise to see Chelsea draw top class oppostion while if we beat Bolton at the Reebok it's another encounter with Blackburn at the Grove. And that, my good old friends, is that.]]>
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Sp*rs preview - Wenger's revenge on Pardew http://arseblog.net/2007/01/31/sprs-preview-wengers-revenge-on-pardew/ Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:36:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=309 confirmed yesterday and it looks like he'll miss the Boro trip on Saturday. The boss is hopeful he won't be out much longer than that but we'll certainly miss the man who has made the Carling Cup his own so far. One man who'll be back though is Gilberto and he'll start having served a three match ban for slightly kicking Robbie Savage a few weeks back. Cesc will probably get a rest so it'll be Flamini alongside him, I'd imagine, with Denilson left and Walcott on the right. Unless he plays Eboue on the right and plays Walcott up front. Although I wouldn't be surprised to see Aliadiere and Adebayor play. The back four picks itself so Kolo and Phil will start as we don't have any other centre-halves fit, Hoyte and Traore will be the full backs. Anyway, we'll wait and see what the team news is. The boss says it will be a young side with an experienced bench and given the amount of injuries we have at the moment he doesn't really have as much to play with as he has in previous rounds. Obviously it's a massive game though. It might only be the Carling Cup but it's the first ever semi-final at the new stadium and it's against the oldest enemy there is. This competition has been a bit cruel to us at this stage before so let's hope it's our turn to smile at the final whistle tonight. Theo Walcott, wherever he plays, will be looking to break his Arsenal duck. He's been struggling a little bit in recent games but that's only natural. He's only 17, still very raw and still learning the game. The boss is confident that he can come through this tricky spell though, saying:
You forget that this boy is not even 18 years of age. Just let him play, give him the needed confidence. He has made big big improvements in the last six months. That will come out very shortly.
Certainly a goal would do wonders for him and the support of the home crowd could really help him too. He burst onto the scene as a 'supersub' and has been involved in some very good moments this season. Crosses for goals for Gilberto and Baptista, off the top of my head, a super bit of play at Watford to set van Persie on his way, but he hasn't been able to find the consistency as of yet. Perhaps people's expectations of him are too high but he'll come good and people getting behind him and not giving a very young player a load of unnecessary stick will help. Kolo Toure talks about how proud he is to be given the honour of captaining the side and how Arsenal will try and attack Sp*rs tonight. Sometimes when I hear the word attack I think of the Arsenal boys with spears and clubs waiting around a corner and then setting upon our North London rivals until they lie twitching on the ground. I'll be happy enough with just a few goals though. The manager talks about how he can attract good young players to Arsenal because they know they'll be given a chance.
What club gives players of 18 or 19 a chance in the Champions League? Do we see that at Milan or Madrid, or anywhere else? That is why players join us, because they know if they are good, they get a chance.
It's a good point. I remember a question in one of the recent Arsecasts where it was suggested that we might find it difficult to attract good young players when they see the likes of Stokes being sold before really being given a chance. My thinking on it though is that young players can look at the players that don't quite make it Arsenal and see that they get the kind of footballing education that allows them to go on a make a good career at a good level, whether that's in England or abroad. One young player who has never really made the grade is Alex Song and yesterday Arsene Wenger took his revenge on Alan Pardew by sending him on loan to Charlton until the end of the season. I know it's not his fault when he gets picked but one performance against Liverpool aside he has looked completely out of his depth at Arsenal. You compare his first games to those of Denilson and it's like chalk and cheese. With the Brazilian obviously a better player and with Diaby, Gilberto, Flamini and Cesc all ahead of him it would seem that the loan is a way to put him in the shop window for a permanent deal somewhere because his first team chances at Arsenal are slimmer than Karen Carpenter. Good luck to him though. Speaking of Denilson the Guardian has a nice piece on him this morning and he says that he's happy to play anywhere for Arsenal but he's happiest in the centre of midfield. Robert Pires says that being substituted in the Champions League final was what convinced him he had to leave Arsenal and he says Arsene Wenger never thought he'd leave. He's on the road to recovery after snapping his cruciate again and could be back in action for Villarreal next month. And staying with Spain José Antonio Reyes has been warned by Real Madrid that they may not buy him permanently which would mean his return to Arsenal unless another buyer can be found. It would also make a permanent deal for Julio Baptista more complicated if the boss decided to keep him. The fact that Reyes picked up an injury - thought only to be a sprained knee though - might hamper the deal as well. We want him to stay fit and play well for Madrid. Until we've sold him. And that's about that. Fingers crossed for tonight. A full review of tonight's action tomorrow. Yeah! ]]>
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1-0 up, 3-1 up, now let's go and win the cup http://arseblog.net/2007/02/01/1-0-up-3-1-up-now-lets-go-and-win-the-cup/ Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:20:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=310 A 3-1 win, after extra-time, saw us go through to the final on Feb 25th where we'll face Chelsea. It took till late in the second half for the first goal to go in though. Tomas Rosicky's thunderbolt shot had been saved by Fatty Arbuckle in the Sp*rs goal, it broke back to him, he slipped a beautiful ball to Adebayor who calmly sidefooted it home. A great finish from the big man but, and I might be being picky here, I'd prefer to see him celebrate the goal with the teammates who created it before doing that silly dance with Thierry Henry. It was no less than we deserved. What irony then that Sp*rs goal was a lot more than they deserved. Another dodgy decision against Denilson gave them a free kick on the corner of our box and when Jenas played the ball in that gigantic cunt Mido beat Kolo to the ball to head it past Almunia. At this point a lesser team might have crumbled so it's a great testament to the boys we had out there that they didn't. It went to extra-time and again it was all Arsenal. Sp*rs, even though they needed a goal, couldn't get near the ball or our goal and right at the end of the first period we went ahead. Justin Hoyte's cross didn't look too dangerous but new signing Rocha decided to head it when the ball was about 6 inches off the ground and it fell to Jeremie Aliadiere. His turn and finish was top class and perhaps he's showing that he's got something to offer the team between now and the end of the season. I was very happy for him because he worked hard all night and deserved the break he got. I lost count of how many times he made good runs but didn't get the pass they merited. In the second period we made the game safe. Sp*rs really couldn't get near the ball and a nice move saw Rosicky get into the box, make room for a shot which cannoned off the post but smack off Pascal Chimbonda and go over the line before he could clear it. The linesman saw it though and it was 3-1 Arsenal and game, set and match. Despite a late shot from that gigantic cunt Mido there was no pressure and no danger of them getting back into it. Despite their late goal and the touch of nerves that brought there was a great feeling during the game that their was an obvious gulf in class between the two teams. Remember, this was more or less Sp*rs first team and we started without Henry, Gallas, Hleb, Fabregas, Rosicky, Baptista, Clichy and Eboue. The fact that their first attempt on target was Mido's goal shows how comfortable we were overall and there's no question we deserved to win the game. Looking at the performances of the players Almunia did well in goal again. He made a very sharp save from Keane early on and couldn't do much with their goal. He looked assured and safe-handed again though and he deserves to take his place between the sticks for the final. At the back Hoyte was impressive again and he, along with Gael Clichy who came on for the raw Traore, are improving game to game and it's great to see. Senderos had a great game after getting what I thought was a nasty elbow early on and his passing was much improved. Perhaps the games are catching up with Kolo a little bit. He was beaten to the header for the goal but he's such a great competitor he was winning header after header late on. In midfield Denilson showed exactly why Alex Song has no future at Arsenal. He looks a player and half. Calm, composed, good vision, good from a dead ball situation and he's got a hell of a shot on him. A real find, this boy and he was my man of the match. Gilberto was as solid as ever, Diaby looked very good but obviously tired before being replaced by the peerless Cesc. I did love Diaby nutmegging a Sp*rs player on the edge of our box, dangerous I know but fun to watch. Theo Walcott struggled again and he looks short on confidence. He had a number of occasions where he just didn't seem to know what to do with the ball and I'm not sure why he was taking the corners as his delivery was pretty poor. He got a nice reception going off though and hopefully this tough time will serve him well - it's certainly part of his learning curve. Aliadiere celebrates with Arsene WengerTomas Rosicky made a real difference when he came on. His close control is fabulous and he was involved in two of the goals. A shame his shot didn't go in but making Chimbonda score an own goal is classy work. Adebayor worked hard, deserved his goal and I mentioned Aliadiere above. At the end the Arsenal players applauded the crowd delighted with the result and the performance while the Sp*rs players ruefully clapped the half dozen or so of their fans that remained in the stadium. Afterwards the manager praised the youngsters, and the experienced heads who gave us a bit more 'security', and said that he would reward the players who have taken part throughout the campaign by playing them in the final. Obviously because it's Chelsea he's going to have to mix it up a bit though, as he says:
I will play the right mixture of all the players involved until now. These boys played so well I want to give them the chance. We will stick to the players who were involved in the Carling Cup only. Those who have not played until now will not play the final."
And they deserve it. They've played every round of this competition away from home until this semi-final second leg, they've pulled off some great results, put in some great performances and irrespective of what happens in Cardiff at the end of next month they've done themselves and the club proud. I know there'll be a mix of youth and experience, with the balance probably swung a little the way of experience, but they have nothing to be afraid of in the final in my opinion. There is more of the manager's reaction and his thoughts on working with these players here. All in all that was just tremendous entertainment. In a quick round-up of other stuff as I have to go to see a man about two dogs, a bengal tiger and a sloth, Seb Larsson finally joined Birmingham permanently for a fee of around £1m. Best of luck to him. Matthew Upson, strangley, swapped high-flying Birmingham for West Ham and given how they looked after him after yet another of his injuries you can understand their anger at his move when he could easily have gone in the summer. How funny would it be if Birmingham went up and West Ham went down. The Arsenal relevance is that we get 25% of the £6m fee. Nice work. Thierry Henry talks to FHM and some of it is reprinted in The Sun. Finally, Ashley Cole injures his knee quite spectacularly. I have no comment to make at all but there will be many who feels it serve him jolly well right the little cunt. Feel free to leave your comment in today's Arses. Right, must dash. Enjoy today one and all.]]>
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Gilberto - Adebayor - Arsecast episode 14 out now! http://arseblog.net/2007/02/02/gilberto-adebayor-arsecast-episode-14-out-now/ Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:31:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=311 Gilberto talks about how the team is full of confidence after the win against Sp*rs and our recent form. He hasn't given up on the title either which makes the trip to the North East vital tomorrow night. It's certainly a potential banana skin and nothing less than three points are required if any title talk is to be considered. Ahead of that game Adebayor and Eboue face fitness tests but Abou Diaby is definitely out with some strained ligaments, which is a shame for him. Hopefully it's nothing too serious though. Those three aside it's the usual absentees with Baptista unlikely to make it back in time so it could be Henry and Aliaidere up front which is quite ironic when you consider had van Persie and Baptista stayed fit he might well have been lining up against us. The dancing Togonian is enjoying life at Arsenal and has backed the youngsters to do well in the Carling Cup final against Chelsea. And speaking of that Jose Mourinho says of playing Arsenal's youngsters:
Claude Makelele is playing because he's good, not because he's 34. Arsenal's team play because they are good, not because they're young.
Which is a fair point. Napoli claim they've got first option on Arturo Lupoli, currently on loan at Derby and likely to leave the club in the summer. Erm...yeah. Exactly. Now, the moment you've all some of you three of you have been waiting for. Arsecasts As always the Arsecast is sponsored by classicfootballshirts.co.uk and this week it's been produced in a hurry and with me having a cold so I had to edit out coughs and sneezes but there's plenty to keep you occupied. A blogchat with Gilbertosilver from gunnerblog.com in which we talk about Sp*rs, Boro and how strange Gareth Southgate and Glenn Roeder's heads are, Arsene Wenger Hawkins has been hosting a quiz show, the Man in the bar has another player history, I wrote a special song for Cuntley Cunt, there's a bet of the week from www.bluesq.com and there's some other stuff too. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14.5mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And there you go. Something to keep you occupied this Friday morning. Right, I'd best eat some breakfast. Full Boro preview tomorrow.]]>
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Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/02/03/saturday-round-up-7/ Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:39:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=312 Starting with team news Emmanuel Adebayor has been passed fit to play despite picking up a knee problem against Sp*rs the other night. Also fit again is Johann Djourou but Eboue and Diaby miss out. According to the boss Gallas, Hleb, Ljungberg and Baptista are not far away from returning which will certainly give the squad a boost. After his impressive displays in the Carling Cup Denilson keeps his place in the squad with the AW saying: He has quickly come out and shown personality. I feel he is one of the candidates for the midfield now. One man who could have been lining up against us today is Jeremie Aliadiere but injuries to Baptista and van Persie meant his sale was blocked. At the least he's going to be on the bench today and should get some more time to show he's got something to offer the team. At the press conference yesterday the subject of Jens Lehmann came up and Arsene Wenger couldn't say if the German would be with us next season. He said:
I do not know if he will stay. I had a little meeting with him, but at the moment we have to sit down again to decide about that. Ideally I would like him to stay, but he will not get more than one year. What can change is somebody can offer him three years.
If I had to put money on it I think he'll leave in the summer. After initially not convincing too many he has become a real Arsenal legend. Certainly my favourite Arsenal keeper of recent times but I think his age goes against him now and I think it's time to look to the future in terms of our goalkeeping position. I know he spoke during the week about Manuel Almunia being a candiate for the number one position but that promotion, if it happened, would surprise me. Taking nothing away from Manuel, who has been excellent this season and far from the 'clown' that some people have labelled him, I just don't think he's number one material and the manager's words were more of encouragement and motivation. I mean, he can hardly say he's going to definitely buy a new keeper this summer and then try and get good performances out of one of the candidates to take over. Tomas Rosicky says he and Thierry Henry sing from the same hymn shit, showing a spiritual side to our squad that I never knew we had. He's also anxious to get his first Premiership goal, saying:
Nobody has said anything about me not scoring and they are all happy when I help set up goals for others. But my first goal in the Premier League will come as a relief.
Tonight against Boro would be nice. In other quick news young defender Joe O'Carrottop has extended his loan with Brighton by one month and Arsene Wenger talks about living the life of the Sumo. No, seriously. No doubt he got some advice on that from Sol Campbell. And the manager was happy Southampton's Gareth Bale was not sold during the transfer window as it means 'we still have a chance'. Interesting. Right, that's it. Here's to a good result this evening. More tomorrow.]]>
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Tired Arsenal cheated by Yakubu and Riley http://arseblog.net/2007/02/04/tired-arsenal-cheated-by-yakubu-and-riley/ Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:58:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=313 A tired looking Kolo Toure missed a header and the ball bounced between Senderos and Hoyte who was too slow to react. The Swiss international came across, there was minimal contact, at best, with Yakubu who went down like a shot and Riley, unable from his position to give a penalty to his beloved United at Old Trafford, did the next best thing and gave a penalty to Boro and a red card to Senderos. Both decisions were totally wrong, in my opinion. Firstly there was no foul worthy of a red card and secondly, even if there had been, Yakubu's dive started from outside the penalty area. Then I read a quote on ANR and they claim Yakubu said:
He didn't touch me but fortunately we had the penalty.
So not only did Riley get it wrong Yakubu has admitted it wasn't a penalty and as Senderos didn't touch him it shouldn't have been a red card. I hope two things happen now. Firstly the red card should be rescinded and secondly Yakubu should be fined, at least, for admitting he cheated. Up to that point Senderos had been playing well and Boro had done nothing to merit a goal. I would also like very much to see someone kick Mike Riley's teeth in then, months later, when he's had thousands of pounds worth of dental work done to have the same person kick his teeth in again and film it and put it up on YouTube and then I'll give that person a free Arseblog t-shirt. Honestly, he is a fucking joke. Naturally though, even in light of Yakubu's admission, the FA will probably do fuck all and back their useless, pissbag referee. It will be interesting to see the media reaction to what Yakubu said. No doubt James Lawton will somehow find a way to blame it on Robert Pires. After a very dull first half Arsenal were beginning to pressure Boro before that incident and I think had it been eleven v eleven we would have won that game. Arsene Wenger feels the same. As it was we showed great spirit and character to get the equaliser through Thierry Henry and that's not the first time we've done that this season. In fact, we're becoming quite the experts at coming from behind. As worthy as that is I do miss the days when we started so quickly we could finish a team in the first twenty minutes. They did look tired though. The only fresh players from Wednesday night were Henry, Jens and Flamini who started on the right hand side of midfield. He didn't have a great game and I know people are questioning the decision to play him there but there really wasn't anyone else. Theo Walcott's form has been so poor that he was never going to start the game and the only other option was Denilson who is just 18, still adpating to English football and who had just played 120 minutes against Sp*rs on Wednesday. Irrespective of Flamini's performance he's not the reason we dropped points. Cesc, who makes so much tick, looked tired, Adebayor had one of those games and overall we looked like a team that was suffering from an extra-time hangover, which does make the push to get the goal back after going down to 10 men all the better. Of course, with Liverpool drawing at home with Everton today it was a chance to close the gap but it wasn't to be. I just think a combination of a tired performance and missing the players we have out injured today cost us (on top of Riley's bullshit, of course). Certainly a fully fit Hleb or van Persie or Baptista would have made a difference and even Freddie, for his struggles, would have been an option on the right hand side had he been fit. Still, we now have a week to rest some tired legs, take stock and get back on track when Wigan come to the Grove next Sunday. Actually, there won't be rest for most of them as there are internation friendlies in mid-week. Argh. Start lighting candles now in the hope that nobody picks up an injury. A quick Sunday round-up for you now. Cesc says the young Gunners can beat Chelsea in the Carling Cup final.  Chairman P-Diddy H to the W tells the Sunday Mirror he thinks Arsene Wenger will renew his contract. He's got 18 months to go but the club want to extend that and it's the potential at the club that will keep him. He says:
I am convinced he is going to want to stay. It really pleases him to see so many talented kids come through. He will want to see them fulfill their potential and become even better. I am sure we will speak in the summer and hopefully those talks will go well and he will stay.
Get ready to Sheikh your booty as Arsenal are now the target of the man who failed to buy Liverpool. The People reports that Dubai International Capital are ready to make a £450m takeover bid for the club. While I can't see a full takeover happening the fact that certain shareholders wouldn't mind selling their shares means that some kind of investment wouldn't be a surprise. You wake up one morning and you've been Tangoed. And Bob, as they say, is your uncle. Have a good Sunday.]]>
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It's all happening this morning... http://arseblog.net/2007/02/05/its-all-happening-this-morning/ Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:11:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=314 The so-called kids have been doing tremendously (in the League Cup). Whatever is the decision of the boss, I have to accept it. I can see him being on the bench though. Let's face it, Chelsea are going to play Drogba and Shevchenko and the rest of their motley crew. While I firmly believe the likes of Aliadiere and Baptista deserve to start the game it would be slightly foolish not to have as strong a bench as possible to augment the team if needed. And after fresh speculation about his future by witless, talentless hacks in yesterday's newspapers the captain said:
You know my commitment to the club. That is the most important thing. You know where my heart is.
It was the Sunday Express who said that the Arsenal board had decided that the club should cash in on Henry and sell him to Real Madrid or Barcelona. Utter nonsense of course despite the fact that Henry has bought a house in both those cities, found a school for his kid, organised to have the newspapers delivered each morning and has a sign outside each property saying '1 pint semi-skimmed, half a litre of fresh cream. Thanks!' As well as that the suits in the boardroom have decided to negotiate a takeover offer which came from American crooner Michael Bolton. His attempt to take over Bolton Wanderers was dismissed out of hand by Sam Allardyce who is a huge of fan Kenny G, Michael Bolton's sworn enemy. The two fell out when G, at the last minute, refused to play the sax part of Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street at a Bolton concert at Madison Square Garden. An emergency solution of finding an audience member with a kazoo meant the once bemulleted crooner was roundly mocked in the music press and his previous pristine reputation was in ruins. It's thought that Bolton has told the board they should sell Henry and replace him with Cobi Jones and Roy Wegerle's son, Roy Wegerle II - The Son of Roy, so Henry can be sold to raise funds for a new concept album he's putting together. Sources close to one particular board member said: "Get your Arsenal shares here! Come on D-D-Down!!" What a busy morning.]]>
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No news really. Fancy a Cescy t-shirt? http://arseblog.net/2007/02/06/no-news-really-fancy-a-cescy-t-shirt/ Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:19:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=315 Mathieu Flamini has won his first call up to the French squad to play Argentina. Well done to him. Theo Walcott says Arsenal can't give up on the title race and after years of signing the 'new Vieira' we've now signed the new Thierry Henry in Gilles Sunu, the 16 year old French prodigy who will come to the club in the summer. The Mirror says Fernando Torres would prefer to join Arsenal than Man United but I can't see anything in the article that backs that up. And thCooking with Fabregasat's all the news there is. However, never let it be said that Arseblog doesn't do its best to keep you entertained or mildly amused of a morning so I got in touch with my good friend at goalhanger.com and said "Hey, Goalhanger, got any t-shirts I can give away to my readers" and they said "Why, of course we do". So, before they unleash a range of new designs which will also be given away in competitions here they've given me a Cesc Fabregas t-shirt which you can see to your left. To win this top quality garment simply answer the following question: Cesc is short for which name? Is it a) Tony Cescarino - b) Francesc - c) Cescatchewan Answers to tshirt@arseblog.com and I'll announce the winner tomorrow. Internationals are a pain in the arse, eh? How are we supposed to amuse ourselves today? Do I care about Joey Barton being given the cold shoulder by his England teammates because he called them spazzers for writing books? No, I do not. Right, here's hoping someone has some good stories to make today's Arses interesting...]]> 315 2007-02-06 11:19:50 2007-02-06 09:19:50 closed open no-news-really-fancy-a-cescy-t-shirt publish 0 0 post 0 Fingers crossed for no injuries tonight http://arseblog.net/2007/02/07/fingers-crossed-for-no-injuries-tonight/ Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:40:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=316 It will be tough because we know how England can play. It will be tough but we think we can beat them. If England try to rough us up, we can handle that. Definitely. Well, as far as I'm concerned England can cripple the rest of the squad once Cesc comes out of it unscathed. I hope Lampard doesn't land on him or anything. He'd be flattened like the Coyote after one of those ACME anvils fell on him from a great height. There are whole rake of other matches on, too many to go into. Last night Justin Hoyte and Theo Walcott figured for England's U21s as they came back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2 with their Spanish counterparts while Gilberto played for Brazil v Portugal at the Grove. Congratulations to Tomas Rosicky who was named the Czech player of the year for the third time. He credits moving to Arsenal with improving him as a player and he's happy with how things are going so far, promising to improve even more. He says:
I hoped I would do well and I am very happy that I play regularly, that I have gained ground there this quickly. The Premiership is very quick, but I believe I will be even better.
He does seem to have grown into the team since Christmas and the way we need to see him improve now is with goals. I know you can't really call him a direct replacement for Robert Pires but the team certainly misses Pires' goals. If Rosicky could get a half dozen between now and the end of the season it would set him up nicely for next year and certainly have a big impact on results. Now, time to announce the t-shirt winner. The Random Number Generator did its thing and the Cooking with Fabregas shirt goes to Phil Webb. Well done to you. I'll be in touch to get your address and shirt size. Thanks to everyone for you entries. Sorry there was only one to give away this time but we'll have more to come soon, I promise. If you didn't win you can always buy one though, just follow this link to my chums at goalhanger. And really that's all there is to tell you this early. If I were a bird I'd be catching the worm but worms taste like mud and I gave up eating them years ago.]]>
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I think we made it + thoughts on Arsenal takeover bids http://arseblog.net/2007/02/08/i-think-we-made-thoughts-on-arsenal-takeover-bids/ Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:31:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=317 Freddie Ljungberg and he says the reason he's stayed so long at Arsenal is because of a 'special bond' amongst everyone at the club. He also reveals his admiration for Arsene Wenger and that the pain of last year's Champions League final is a big motivator this year. He says:
I think we played really well and it still really hurts that they scored the winning goal with just ten minutes to go. It's hard to take and I can't stop thinking about it. Pain is never good but this pain is good for us because we are hurting and we want to go one better this year and win the final. It makes me angry when see that goal, I would like us to play Barcelona again this season.
Quite. I'd like to play Barcelona too. I'd very much like to beat Barcelona. I would love it if we beat them, love it etc etc. Arsene Wenger reveals his big obsessions:
I’m obsessed by things like retiring and death. What drives me on is that belief that tomorrow I’ll do things better and be a better person than I am today.
It's quite an interesting interview in today's Sun. The Mirror suggest Juventus will launch a summer raid for Gilberto Silva. Can't see it myself, I have to say. In tomorrow's Arsecast there's a blogchat with the Man from East Lower in which we discuss the takeover of Liverpool and the likelihood and impact of such a thing happening to Arsenal. On that theme Safety has written a new article called 'Celebrity sugar daddy on ice...get me out of here'. Read it here. If you have thoughts about the fact that three of England's top 4 clubs are now owned by foreign billionaires and what this might mean for Arsenal please drop a quick email so we can get some opinion for tomorrow's Arsecast. Should Arsenal resist any takeover bid? Would we get left behind if we didn't seek investment from the likes of Sheikh Mustapha Million? Emails to arsecast@[remove]arseblog.com Update: I have a mountain of emails already so no more required! Thanks to everyone for getting in touch. A great cross section of opinion. And that's that. Quite cold and a little bit snowy here today. More sleet than snow which is absolute rubbish. Sleet is crap. More tomorrow.]]>
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News round up - Arsecast 15, Boardroom Blitz... http://arseblog.net/2007/02/09/news-round-up-arsecast-15-boardroom-blitz/ Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:21:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=318 Jens Lehmann has hinted that his future lies away from Arsenal. His contract is up in the summer and while the club will only offer one year he's probably getting longer contract offers elsewhere. He says Spain and a return to Germany are 'possibilities'. Personally I think he'll move on in the summer and we'll bring in another keeper. What's good about Jens is that he's the consumate professional in terms of his preparation and performance so even if he's leaving it's not the same situation we had with Wiltord or like the one Beckham is undergoing at Real Madrid. Theo Walcott says he's not getting stressed at having not scored for Arsenal because he'd put too much pressure on himself if he started worrying about it. He's happy just to be playing and says he'll work hard in training to stay in the first team squad. Gilberto has been very impressed with how quickly Denilson has adapted to English football and life at Arsenal. He says:
Denilson has adapted so quickly to the system of the team in the short time he's been at the Club. It's great to see. I have tried to help him as much as I can can to make him feel comfortable in the Club and he's doing very well.
It is good that we have other Brazilians at the club. Silvinho helped Edu who helped Gilberto who is helping Denilson and Baptista. They seem to be enjoying themselves as well as that YouTube video that everyone in the world has seen shows (which you can search for yourself. The link I have doesn't work anymore). Promising young midfielder Mark Randall has turned 17 and has signed professional terms with the club. Meanwhile, Nicklas Bendtner (Danish article) has been interviewed in the Danish version of FHM and according to an email I got this is what he said:
He loves being a footballer, and also love to party. He thinks the best things in life are Football, Women and booze… and family comes after that! He also goes on about his life in Birmingham and the parties they throw and the trouble that is all part of every day training. His biggest ambitions are to play for the Danish National Team (achieved) and to play for either Real Madrid or Barcelona! Not a lot of mention about Arsenal.
Wonderful stuff and thanks to Lasse for the translation. Middlesboro chairman Steve Gibson has criticised Arsenal and Liverpool for not contributing anything to the English national side. Amazing that a man who has paid huge money for the likes of Maccarone, Yakubu and all the fucking dodgy Brazilians he brought in can criticise just because Stuart Downing gets a game because there's nobody else to play on the left hand side of the English midfield. Anyway, being the best left footed English midfielder is like coming last in a Quasimodo lookalike contest. Moron. Anyway, on to this week's Arsecast. Arsecasts Today's Arsecast sees a brand new sponsor - Savile-Rogue.com - who make those fantastic cashmere football scarves. I'm delighted to have them on board and I'm sure we'll be having some scarftacular competitions in the weeks ahead. In a 45 minute epic episode there's a blogchat with the man from East Lower in which we touch on the possibility of Arsenal being taken over like Liverpool and we talk about Thierry Henry and Theo Walcott, there's your reaction to the idea of Arsenal being foreign owned and I talk to Nigel Phillips from the Arsenal Supporter's Trust about that same subject and what exactly the Trust does. His information is very interesting and might put some people's minds at ease. As usual Arsene Wenger Hawkins is there, the Man in the Bar has a flame haired player history and there's a bet of the week from www.bluesq.com. Don't forget, if you haven't got a bluesq.com account you can sign up from the link on the home page and it does help Arseblog out a bit - with the arsecasts eating up more and more bandwidth each week every bit helps! To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22.2mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And that's that for today. A proper preview of the Wigan game tomorrow.]]>
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Wenger slams international football - and he's right http://arseblog.net/2007/02/10/wenger-slams-international-football-and-hes-right/ Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:40:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=319 tomorrow's game with Wigan we've got Julio Baptista and Abou Diaby back from their injuries. With Philippe Senderos suspended Johann Djourou will come back into the defence and you can probably guess the rest yourself. Alexander Hleb and Freddie Ljungberg are both very close to returning, Hleb closer because he hasn't been out the same length of time as Freddie, but there's no sign of William Gallas or Emmanuel Eboue who are still crocked. Wigan are in dreadful form at the moment, something which always worries me, but we should have too much for them. Three points are absolutely vital and the manager is looking for nothing less than 100% from his team. Arsenal yesterday announced a partnership with MLS side the Colorado Rapids which is designed to increase awareness of the 'Arsenal brand' and is similar to the kind of deal we currently have with Celta Vigo. Arsene Wenger was keen to make it clear that this was not a takeover or even a precursor to one, saying:
We are trying to extend our technical co-operation as well because the Americans might produce some players at some stage. That's why we have done it. It is not for a takeover. There are enough Americans in the league now.
The boss was on form yesterday, also responding to criticisms from Little Englander and Boro Chairman Steve Gibson about the lack of English players Arsenal have which hinders the national side. I loved this quote:
If I give you a good wine, you will see how it tastes and after you ask where it comes from.
Quite right too. Then, in what is the harshest criticism of the international game I think I've heard from any club manager, he left nobody under any illusions what he thought, saying:
I think the game has moved on and towards the club. It's more exciting to watch club football and that is the same in other countries. National football is boring, you have to accept that. Club football has moved forward and international football has moved backwards, because of the multiplicity of countries. Games are boring because of that.
It's something I've been saying for years. While it used to the pinnacle of the game it's now a case that the best football is played at club level and everybody knows it. It just hasn't been said by anyone with the stature of Arsene Wenger before. What you see now with FIFA and UEFA talking about quotas of 'home grown' players is nothing whatsoever to do with maintaining the integrity of domestic league. It is designed to weaken club teams, to make the football less attractive, less skillful and less interesting thus increasing the quality of the international game. I doff my cap to Arsene. It's about time somebody said it. No doubt Blatter or his UEFA crony Platini will respond but it is a damning indictment of the international game from one of the most respected managers in world football. No amount of PR friendly crap they come out with can sweep this under the carpet. Instead of looking at the facts and trying to improve the international game their focus is on nobbling club football and that's why they'll fail. The World Cup is a great spectacle that nearly everyone enjoys every four years but your average football fan enjoys 38 league games every season and even a game against the bottom club can bring excitement. Don't ask me to give a shit about a team full of Sp*rs and Liverpool and Wolves players playing San Marino though. Congratulations to Cesc Fabregas who was named Barclay's player of the month for January. No less than he deserved after some awesome performances in the middle of the park. Ray Parlour has joined Hull City, good luck to him up there. Good fish and chips and mushy peas. Finally, Thierry Henry exposes himself a ignorant racist by saying white men can't dance. Appalling. Strip him of the captaincy and sell him to Fenerbache, I say. And that is about that. Breakfast awaits. Till tomorrow, Arsemates.]]>
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Thoughts on video evidence in football http://arseblog.net/2007/02/11/thoughts-on-video-evidence-in-football/ Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:07:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=320 Arsene Wenger has again called for the use of video technology to help referees with contentious decisions and to stop the cheating that goes on in the game. He says:
Last weekend [at Middlesbrough], Philippe Senderos made a foul which was outside the box and the player dived inside the box because he knew that was the only chance he had to get the penalty. Video evidence would have showed that. As long as football wants to be regressive, the cheats have a chance to win more than if we had video evidence, and referees will continue to make wrong decisions.
I don't particularly get the 'waste of time' arguments from people against the introduction of video technology. Surely it can be added on at the end in injury time. I'm not 100% sure about using it though. I can see how it would work in a situation like the one with Senderos which probably would have seen the penalty not given. There was a natural break in the game at which point the referee could have looked for assistance. Where you normally hear calls for video technology though is when a ball may or may not have crossed the line for a goal. If, for example, a player shoots and the ball bounces close to the line but is then cleared by the opposition and the ball remains in play how is it possible for the referee to stop the game and get the video referee to make a judgement on what happened? It might be a case that the opposition go up the field and score themselves. So, without a natural break in the game, like in rugby when a try is scored and the ball has gone to ground, it makes it very difficult. As well as that just because there's video evidence doesn't mean the officials or watching pundits will get the decision right. How many times have you watched a game and seen a foul or penalty given when there was no offence? This example from a few weeks ago shows just how 'blind' some people are even with replays from four or five angles. Where I do see a place for video technology is using it retrospectively to cut out the cheating. I think we should accept human error, frustrating as it might be at times, as part of the game. Players make mistakes, managers make mistakes, referees make mistakes. What would be very interesting though is the idea that an opposition team can cite an opponent after the game for what they consider serious foul play or blatant diving/cheating etc. The evidence could be reviewed and punishment doled out afterwards. As an example Joey Barton might be in trouble for his deliberate and cynical stamp on the achilles of Pedro Mendes yesterday (that poor fucker must hate playing Man City) or Cristiano Ronaldo could be taken to task for his dive last weekend against Sp*rs. Let's say a deliberate dive gives you a one match ban and a fine of £50,000. Subsequent offences increase the punishment. It wouldn't be perfect but you can be quite sure managers of all teams will be telling their players to stay on their feet if there was the possibility they could miss games through their cheating. At the moment we get the odd yellow card flourished when the ref thinks a player has taken a tumble which really is no deterrent at all. If they really want to cut out the acting then this is the only way to do it. Anyway, in other news Stewart Robson talks about how Theo Walcott can learn from Tomas Rosicky while Arsene Wenger praises the work that Double-D does at the club. And there you go. Time for some breakfast, more coffee then the papers until the sport starts on TV. Here's to a good performance and three points today. More tomorrow.]]>
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Sky infuriating as Arsenal win ugly http://arseblog.net/2007/02/12/sky-infuriating-as-arsenal-win-ugly/ Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:26:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/12/sky-infuriating-as-arsenal-win-ugly/ here. So denied what they thought was a penalty Wigan were even more pissed off when we broke up field, Flamini was played through and he was more offside than Adebayor for his disallowed goal and his cross was turned into his own net by Fitz Hall. Of course Sky couldn't wait to condemn Thierry Henry for his reaction. He grabbed the ball and showed it Kirkland, obviously giving him some verbals about his timewasting. The condemnation was unanimous. David Platt said Henry should give Kirkland a public apology. What a load of shite from a moon faced cunt. Andy Gray said players at big clubs don't realise what it's like to play for a small club and to be on the verge of a big result. Utter bollocks, of course. It doesn't matter if you're playing Wigan or Real Madrid or Scunthorpe United. A team that delays everything, stops free kicks being taken quickly and does their best to waste time is going to drive you mad. Henry's reaction was great to see, it showed passion, and a relief that despite the time-wasting we'd got back into the game, nothing more. It wasn't anything worthy of that much discussion but then it's something to knock Arsenal over and Sky love to do that. Rosicky celebrates his winnerNo doubt Kirlkland's mood wasn't helped by Arsenal's winner which came from a beautiful move. Rosicky played it to Adebayor who slipped a lovely ball through the centre of their defence. Although it went a bit wide Julio Baptista whipped in a brilliant cross and Rosicky was following in to bullet the header home for his first Premiership goal. He then got booked for celebrating with the fans which is another bullshit rule but we can save that for another day. After that Phil Dowd showed himself up perfectly when he booked Jens Lehmann for time-wasting. Jens throwing the ball over the advertising hoardings and missing was funny as fuck but Jens got a yellow for one incident while Kirkland's constant delaying over goal kicks and free kicks warranted nothing. I know Wigan fans will feel the ref cost them the game but Arsenal fans won't have anything nice to say about him either. He's absolute shite. If Wigan fans can take any comfort it's that if they play like that between now and the end of the season there's no way they'll go down. So time was played out, we won the game, the three points were absolutely necessary because of Bolton's 2-1 win over Fulham and we move back into fourth place, a point behind Liverpool with a game in hand. I'm not going to comment on the performances individually except to wonder out loud about Kolo Toure's increasingly tendency to play long passes from the back, bypassing the midfield. I doubt very much this is deliberate tactic so I'm curious about it - especially when in the first half today he didn't even have Adebayor to aim for. In terms of the overall performance we didn't play anywhere near as well as we can but you have to look at the positives and those say we showed great character to come from behind - AGAIN - and we won the game. We've lost playing pretty football in the couple of seasons so it seems a bit churlish to complain if we win ugly. Afterwards it was the usual stuff from the boss, praising the spirit and character of the team and he also revealed that Johann Djourou has broken his nose and that Cesc has an injury to his knee but we don't know how serious it is at the moment. Considering he played the whole game and the incident happened in the first fifteen minutes you'd have to assume it wasn't that bad. He also defended his captain for the incident with Chris Kirkland, saying:
Okay, he should not have done that - but it is not the biggest insult we have seen in football.
Tell that to the cunts at Sky who went over and over it like he'd committed some cardinal sin. Henry himself called the incident a 'joke' but Phil Dowd, the fattest ref in the league, didn't see the funny side and booked him. Now, we take stock, give some tired legs a rub down and prepare for an FA Cup replay against Bolton on Wednesday. We'll look at possible team news and such tomorrow and Wednesday. Finally for today the voting is open in the Irish Blog Awards. Arseblog has been nominated for Best Blog, Best Sports and Recreation Blog, Best Podcast and Best Podcaster. If you could find time to go and vote today that would be great. Please make sure you only vote once and you only need to vote for those categories unless you have some favourites from the other categories. Don't just randomly vote for sites you don't know. Much appreciated. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Henry on Theo and the team - keeper linked http://arseblog.net/2007/02/13/henry-on-theo-and-the-team-keeper-linked/ Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:55:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/13/henry-on-theo-and-the-team-keeper-linked/ Thierry has urged people to give him more time, saying:
One thing about Theo for all of us to remember is that he is only 17.It is not an easy time when you are 17 - trust me, I was there. I was struggling at 17. Against Wigan, Theo had a great game. All of the opportunities we had in the first half were coming from Theo.
Certainly he had a good first half and Henry is probably feeling a little guilty that he didn't put that great chance away which certainly would have been a boost to Theo after a good run and cross. Let's hope the little period where he's really struggled is now over and you just feel that a goal or an assist would make a huge difference to him. The captain acknowledges the fact that we're not playing particularly well at the moment but he's of the same opinion as me - winning ugly is better than losing points playing beautiful football. He says:
Trust me, we are not going 1-0 down on purpose. Somehow we always manage to get back into it and that’s why I feel this team is growing. Two years ago I remember being behind against some teams and we did not find the resources to come back.
At some point though a dogged defence or a keeper in the form of his life is going to keep us out so it would be nice to see us go ahead by a goal or two once in a while! The win against Wigan was Arsene Wenger's 200th home win in his ten year reign. Reports this morning have linked us with a summer move for Liverpool's Scott Carson. He's currently on loan at Charlton and impressed when we played them recently at home. It seems more and more likely that Jens Lehmann will leave in the summer and despite what the manager says about Manuel Almunia and Mart Poom I can't see either of them being promoted to first choice. Somebody like Carson would fit the bill perfectly, young, talented and in need of first team football. Unless Benitez sees him playing ahead of Reina then something could happen here. Other keepers linked include Hearts Craig Gordon and Celtic's Polish keeper Artur Boruc. Robert Pires says he's bought a Highbury flat because he loves the club so much. There was a longer version of this Sun snippet somewhere but I can't find it. Happily he's on the verge of making his comeback after a knee injury so fingers crossed the rest of this season goes well for him at Villarreal. Gunnerblog has the sad story of Danny Karbootsale who grew up at Arsenal but things have gone badly for him since forcing his early retirement from the game at just 22. Good luck to him - and some people might notice that when you find a story on another blog it's good manners to actually link to that story rather than write your own fucking version of it. And that is about that. More tomorrow.]]>
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Time to kick Bolton up the Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2007/02/14/time-to-kick-bolton-up-the-arsenal/ Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:47:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/14/time-to-kick-bolton-up-the-arsenal/ Arsene Wenger has admitted that Bolton are, what people might call, our 'bogey side'. He's not reading too much into it though, saying:
They took advantage of our weak points every time, but overall I never look at any opponents ever as being a team we cannot be successful against. I just think if you do the right things, then you win.
What has been lacking, more than quality of play or anything else on our last visits, is the sort of grit and determination we show at home when we come back from a goal down to win games. If we play with that kind of attitude tonight then there's no reason why we can't win - although I remember saying similar before the league game. If we go there and look sort of afraid and half-hearted like we did the last time then there's only going to be one winner. I don't know what it is about that ground but it has not been a happy place for us. It is time to turn that around and get a result. Naturally Sam Allardyce has been mouthing off again. He does love to talk about Arsenal and to dole out these back-handed compliments which he thinks make him look clever. He's been waffling again about how 'clever' Arsene Wenger is to try and influence referees by bringing up the subject of time-wasting. I remember Allardyce doing exactly the same when we went to the Reebok one season except he talked about how referees protect Arsenal too much. He then sent his players out to kick Arsenal off the park and we lost Ljungberg, Cygan and Lauren to injury in that game. One challenge by Okocha on Freddie was disgraceful and the referee, having listened all week to Allardyce go on and on did fuck all. So for him to turn around now and accuse Arsene Wenger of doing what he does, what every fucking manager does for fucks sake, is just typical of a man who loves the sound of his own voice when it comes to Arsenal. I sincerely hope we beat them in the most controversial way possible. I hope they have 4 goals disallowed then Freddie Ljungberg, on as a last minute sub, gets played through while offside, handles it to control it, punches Campo in the face as he continues then hits a shot which hits the underside of the crossbar and doesn't cross the line but the ref gives a goal. It would be only fair. Kolo Toure wants revenge and Kolo gets what Kolo wants. Nobody fucks with The Kolo. Anyway, enough of that Walrus looking cunt. In a quick round-up of the other stories Justin Hoyte talks about how he's an Arsenal fan and he sings the songs when he's not playing, Arsene says Gael Clichy can be as good as Ashley Cole and you can read a fuller version of the Robert Pires article from yesterday here. Finally for today a quick heads up for this week's Arsecast. As well as all the usual rubbish there's an interview with a very special guest and I'll tell you more about that tomorrow.]]>
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Arsenal miss a Brazillion penalties but still beat Bolton http://arseblog.net/2007/02/15/arsenal-miss-a-brazillion-penalties-but-still-beat-bolton/ Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:55:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/15/arsenal-miss-a-brazillion-penalties-but-still-beat-bolton/ In the cold light of day that was a great cup tie, full of incident, chances, goals, penalty misses and some great football. During the game though it wasn't quite as enjoyable. Especially when they scored an injury time equaliser after Adebayor's 13th minute goal had put us ahead. From a corner too which really looked about the only way Bolton would score. Our goal to put us ahead was fantastic though. There was some brilliant work from Hleb and Denilson down the right hand side and as the ball was worked across goal it was deflected to Adebayor who took it on and his shot deflected in off Stelios. And our football in the first half was awesome at times. We had some good chances, none more so than for Julio Baptista who from start to finish had a game to forget - but in fairness to him he kept going and worked hard. But for all our possession and neat football we couldn't get another goal and they nearly scraped an equaliser after a long throw bounced around and some cunt hit the bar. In the second half Bolton were better, we didn't quite click but we weren't really in any danger. Then we got a penalty when Baptista was taken down by Ben Haim. Up stepped Gilberto and he launched the penalty over the bar, out of the ground and right about it's halfway to Venus. 'That might cost us', I thought. Bolton huffed and puffed but didn't look dangerous. Freddie Ljungberg came on for the excellent Hleb who might have aggravated his hamstring, which would be a blow. Then we could have won it in normal time. Campo missed the ball on the halfway line, Adebayor went straight through, round the keeper and thwacked the ball ... against the post! 'That and the missed penalty might cost us', I thought but with far more expletives involved. And so it came to pass. In the second minute of injury time they got a corner, for the first time all night we switched off, left men free at the back and Campo's nod back was tapped in by some big fucking cunt to make it 1-1. Bollocks. Shit. Fuck. Piss. Arse. Wank. Twat. Fucking cunting cunt. Just some of the words that went through my head. So, extra time and we brought on Aliadiere for Rosicky and Hoyte for Djourou and to be fair to Bolton they could have gone ahead when Gilberto sliced a clearance onto the post before Kolo hacked it clear. But to be really fair to Bolton would be to put them out of their misery after hours of torturing them and peeling their skin off and stuff. And even then you wouldn't be fair, you'd roll the cunts in salt and vinegar. The first half of extra time brought no goal but the second did. Jeremie Aliadiere took the ball in our half and with his fresh legs took the ball up their right hand side. He jinked, shimmied, weaved and bobbed then played a ball through to Freddie Ljungberg who had made one of those runs that were his trademark for so long. He took one touch then fired a great left footed shot past Cuntacuten in the Bolton goal. 2-1 Arsenal and only Freddie could have scored it. Great credit to Aliadiere for a brilliant run and pass. Perhaps both of them are showing they've got something to offer this team and that was vintage Freddie. After they had Ben Haim sent off for a second yellow they had a corner which Cuntacunten went up for, we cleared it, Adebayor went clear and was hacked down in the box by Anelka. I thought the ref did well all night but I can't understand why Anelka wasn't sent off. Up stepped Julio Baptista for the penalty and those Brazilians are just copy cats. He too sent his penalty into orbit which summed up his night perfectly. Somehow there were two minutes of injury time in that half and they got another corner. 'Oh oh', I thought. Not to worry though. With Bolton pressing Baptista went through and for the first time in the 120 minutes something worked for him as he rolled it to Adebayor to score his second of the night and seal the game once and for all. Thank fucking God for that though. I couldn't have dealt with us losing that and you have to credit the lads again. Lesser characters might have crumbled after their late equaliser but we didn't. We lost a big part of our game when Hleb and Rosicky went off but we kept at it. At the back we weren't really troubled, Denilson again looks a great find in midfield and Adebayor haring back 80 yards to pressure the Bolton player and make him put it out for a goal kick speaks volumes about the work he and others put in. A word for Bolton. Two words, actually. Fuck off. A half-empty stadium that only started making noise when they scored. Cunts. And what the fuck is that shit with the drums? They bang the drum and shout "CHEAT! CHEAT" when a decision goes against them. I didn't hear them banging and chanting when Campo dived to try win a penalty. Pathetic fuckers and hopefully that's the so-called hoodoo well and truly done with. Walrus Looking CuntAnd as for that gum-chewing, walrus looking cunt on the sidelines, well, he came up against a good team and a ref that couldn't be bullied and didn't let Bolton get away with any of their typical sly, niggly fouls. Watching him bellow like some kind of spastic moose while spraying anyone in the vicinity with his vile spittle made me sick. I would love to send him a card with 'HA HA HA HA HA, love, Arseblogger' written in my own poo. Wanker. He bleated about missing big players while we had lads like Denilson, Diaby, Aliadiere and Djourou with Henry, Lehmann, Gallas and Cesc all missing. Cry me a fucking river (thanks to Luke for the picture). Overall it was just a mad game. I can't remember the last time we missed two penalties in one game. Has it ever happened before? The manager was happy to praise the character of the boys again, saying:
At the moment, we have an exceptional mental strength and the way we responded, after Bolton had pulled level, was fantastic.
And as hard as it was to watch at times as much skill and talent as there is in the side what the team have shown since November is brilliant spirit and determination which is very reassuring. I'm not going to go into a player by player analysis, check out Goodplaya for that this morning, except to say how impressed I was again with Denilson and that we are a much better said when Alexander Hleb plays. So, beating those hideous bastards sets up a 5th round tie against Blackburn Rovers who are slightly less hideous but only marginally less bastardly. There'll be a much fuller preview of that in the days to come. Looking around at what else is happening ... that'd be nothing. Finally today I just want to mention tomorrow's Arsecast which is sponsored by Savile-Rogue.com. As I mentioned yesterday there'll be a very special guest and it's not Arsene Wenger Hawkins' girlfriend. I'm delighted to tell you that there will be an exclusive interview with the Arsenal chairman, Peter Hill-Wood, so make sure you 'tune in' to that. You can download directly tomorrow or you can subscribe now via iTunes and it should update as to the schedule you set in your options. And that, my good old friends, is that. How nice it is to be able to call Bolton names and while you mean every word you say they're made all the sweeter by the fact we've beaten them. Har har har. Till tomorrow.]]>
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Arsecast 16 - Arseblog meets Peter Hill-Wood http://arseblog.net/2007/02/16/arsecast-16-arseblog-meets-peter-hill-wood/ Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:10:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/16/arsecast-16-arseblog-meets-peter-hill-wood/ Jeremie Aliadiere and the boss has praised his recent performances, saying:
He has made huge improvement this year. But he was always injured in the seasons before. This is the first year when he has been completely clear, and sometimes you need patience with young players.
I was amongst those who thought his future lay elsewhere but on more than one occasion in the last month or two he's shown that he can do the business. If he can stay injury free then who knows what might happen? I would be surprised if Freddie Ljungberg didn't start and he has described his latest injury lay-off as 'torture'. The goal against Bolton will have done him the power of good and he'll be looking to build on that against Blackburn. With the emergence of Hleb as one of our most important players and the form of Tomas Rosicky there's no room for complacency and he'll have to perform to stay in the team. Emmanuel Adebayor, who seems to really enjoy his football, talks about how Arsenal have improved and will be more involved in the title race next season. Arsenal went for tea with the Queen yesterday. She was supposed to open the new stadium but had to pull out after picking up a hamstring injury so the lads went to see her. There are pictures floating around - some of them are priceless. The players drinking tea out of fine china cups and Johann Djourou's suit has to be seen to be believed. Now then, time for a very special Arsecast. Arsecasts I'm very proud that today's Arsecast, which is sponsored by Savile-Rogue.com, features an exclusive interview with Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood. We spoke earlier in the week and I asked him about the recent takeovers of Premiership clubs, his thoughts about them and how welcome a takeoever at Arsenal would be. We spoke about Arsene Wenger, the team, Highbury, the new stadium and some other bits and pieces too. As well as that there's more from Arsene Wenger Hawkins, the Man in the Bar has another player history and keep listening to find out how you can win yourself one of Savile Rogue's great scarves. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. So there you go, something to keep you relatively amused this Friday morning. A fuller preview of the Blackburn game, with more team news, tomorrow. Until then!]]>
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Bullet point Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/02/17/bullet-point-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:33:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/17/bullet-point-saturday-round-up/
  • He says he doesn't want to manage a national team because international football is now considered the scabby, flea ridden orphan that nobody wants
  • Mysterious William Gallas is back in the squad for the game today although he may not start. Thierry will play too and against PSV but not in the Carling Cup final, which I'll comment on later. Cesc might miss today's game as well.
  • Emmanuel Adebayor has improved as a finisher. It's his begininning that needs work these days.
  • After two missed penalties in midweek the boss says practicing doesn't really help.
  • So that was the Wenger stuff. As I mentioned Thierry Henry won't play in the Carling Cup final and that is absolutely fair. The manager said:
    If everybody is available, he will not play. He accepts my decision. Thierry knows from the start that he is not involved in this competition.
    It doesn't stop the Daily Mail calling it a 'bitter blow' to Henry. What a load of horse cock. It would have been a bitter blow to Baptista or Aliadiere or any of the others but how can it be a bitter blow to a man who hasn't been involved at all? Terrible shit-stirring. Sadly they're also the only place that has this nice piece about Denilson which shows just how far he's come since his arrival at the club and by how far he has exceeded expectations. Demento backs Arsene Wenger's policy with regard to 'foreign players' and instead blames the English academy system for not producing good English players. A rare moment of clarity there. And that's about that. Thanks for all your emails yesterday about the Arsecast - the interview with the Chairman went down a storm. Hurrah! Finally, if any Dubliners fancy watching the game this morning we're going to be in Sinnott's at the side of the Stephen's Green centre from about 12.15. You'll know us by the fact that one of us will be completely bald. He is known as 'bald'. Come on you reds! More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenil fail to break down horrible Rovers http://arseblog.net/2007/02/18/arsenil-fail-to-break-down-horrible-rovers/ Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:35:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/18/arsenil-fail-to-break-down-horrible-rovers/ the boss is confident we can win there but it's a game we really could have done without. I'm not going to go into a player by player analysis, the game doesn't really merit it or any of the other hysterical speculation and cod pyschology found elsewhere. The most interesting part of the whole encounter was Cesc Fabregas supposedly 'disrespecting' Mark Hughes by suggesting the football his team played wasn't Barcelona football, a reference to Hughes' brief time at the Camp Nou. Cesc apologised afterwards when Hughes got his knickers in a twist but the young man had a very good point. His apology is probably the right thing to do, lest it create another fucking storm in an Arsenal teacup, but it doesn't make his point any less valid. And let's not forget that Mark Hughes is a fucking cunt and Cesc is not - just in case anyone loses perspective on this. The only other positive was the return of William Gallas who played for an hour at left back and that will have done him a lot of good. So, we go to Holland on Tuesday night and I'm pretty sure that was a factor in our performance yesterday too. A more detailed preview of that game to come tomorrow or Tuesday. In the meantime enjoy your Sunday.]]> 328 2007-02-18 11:35:58 2007-02-18 09:35:58 closed open arsenil-fail-to-break-down-horrible-rovers publish 0 0 post 0 1078 http://arsenal.englishfooty.com/2007/02/18/arsenil-fail-to-break-down-horrible-rovers/ 67.19.129.132 2007-02-19 05:04:42 2007-02-19 03:04:42 1 pingback 0 0 A Monday round-up with no eye catching headline http://arseblog.net/2007/02/19/a-monday-round-up-with-no-eye-catching-headline/ Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:24:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/19/a-monday-round-up-with-no-eye-catching-headline/ There is a lot that could be done about the fixture list but nobody manages to do it. They could stop replays in the FA Cup — I would be in favour of that. While I'd prefer for us not to be going to Blackburn to play another game you could argue that the fact the chance of a replay might act as motivation for a team that has a lot of games to come. Certainly Blackburn aren't too fussed about  but a bit more urgency from Arsenal on Saturday might have won the game for us. Anyway, it's all by the by now. Over the weekend Cesc was linked with a move to Real Madrid. Again. For the 876th time. It's the sort of rumour that you would tell to refuse to sing karaoke in the presence of Craig Bellamy and hope it got its legs smashed up by the no-necked, rat faced twat. Anyway, Cesc has dismissed it and that is that. Meanwhile Barcelona President John the Door has hit out at English clubs coming over and luring away young Catalan players with offers of bags of sweets and stuff. He should concentrate on getting some nice sweets of his own and maybe the children might choose top stay at home. Alan Smith, not the wretched, blue lipped little ex-Leeds cunt, looks at Arsenal's "two sides" ahead of tomorrow's game against PSV. There'll be a squad announced later this afternoon so we can take a look at that properly tomorrow. Speaking of the wretched, blue lipped little ex-Leeds cunt, where is he now? Does he even get on the bench at United any more? I'd like to see him go back to Leeds so he can  get relegated with them then the Leeds fans will sacrifice him for being a cunt for joining United. David James has questioned Arsene Wenger's policy of giving one year contracts to 'older' players. I question David James policy when it comes to his hair. Does he really expect us to take anything he says seriously with a ridiculous looking mop like that? Valencia striker David Villa has told the Times he's attracted to English clubs. He likes Arsenal's mobile playing style, Liverpool's heart, United's history and Chelsea's enormous sacks of money. If you're doing nothing tonight why not go along to Ashburton Grove where the U18s, coached by Steve Bould, are playing Cardiff City in the 6th round of the FA Youth Cup. It's a great chance to go see some of the stars of tomorrow and I'm sure they'd love the support. Tickets are just £3, you can pay at the ground I'm sure, and kick off is at 7pm. Finally, thanks for everyone that voted for Arseblog in the Irish blog awards. I've made the shortlist for Best Blog, Best Sports Blog, Best Podcast and Best Podcaster. Cheers all. More tomorrow.]]> 329 2007-02-19 11:24:06 2007-02-19 09:24:06 closed open a-monday-round-up-with-no-eye-catching-headline publish 0 0 post 0 1079 http://arsenal.englishfooty.com/2007/02/19/a-monday-round-up-with-no-eye-catching-headline/ 67.19.129.132 2007-02-19 12:58:33 2007-02-19 10:58:33 1 pingback 0 0 PSV preview - will they play like Blackburn? http://arseblog.net/2007/02/20/psv-preview-will-they-play-like-blackburn/ Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:36:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/20/psv-preview-will-they-play-like-blackburn/ tonight's squad who'll play on Sunday. I suppose with nearly everyone fit now it shows we have got some depth to the squad if we can leave them out altogether. PSV will be tough opponents and in Ronald Koeman they have a coach who has frustrated us before during his time at Ajax. At that time they played in a manner not too disimilar from Blackburn, getting plenty of men behind the ball and stopping us playing. I expect something similar tonight as well so an early goal, for us of course, would be welcome. Then they'd have to come out and play a bit which suits us. Arsene Wenger was questioned about supposed links between PSV and Chelsea and typically had plenty to say about it and Chelsea's £80m loss announced yesterday. Not really relevant to tonight though. What was more interesting was the approach we'll be taking tonight. Obviously we have an advantage with the home leg second but we'll be trying to win tonight's game too. The boss said:
    The understanding within the squad is very good, there is a high spirit and we are ready for a big challenge. We will try to play our game and score goals.
    Crucial to that, in my opinion, are the two wide men - Hleb and Rosicky. They allow us to play with a lot more fluency and help us keep the ball so much better. We'll need them to unlock the PSV defence. A big performance from Thierry Henry would help too. Not just the team but him as well. He is struggling at the moment but is there anything to be read into it or is he just a player going through a loss of form? Is there too much analysis of Thierry at the moment? Henry himself is looking for the team to go one better than last year in the Champions League. Tomas Rosicky has called for focus and says Arsenal must put the Blackburn draw behind them and concentrate on the games ahead. Arsene Wenger has defended Cesc Fabregas saying his 'winning mentality' is what caused him to have a little bit of verbals with Mark Hughes. Apparently the apology was his own idea, which is great, but I still maintain he had a very good point when he said what he did. Hughes' reaction was hysterical and over the top, much like his touchline antics. Philippe Senderos talks to UEFA.com Well done to the youngsters last night who went through to the semi-finals of the FA Youth Cup after a 3-2 win over Cardiff. Jay Simpson bagged a hat-trick at the Grove last night in front of more than 11,000 spectators. Fran Merida, who impressed in midfield, says he wants to emulate Cesc Fabregas. Can't fault the lad's ambition, can you? And there you go. Here's to a good result tonight which will make the second leg more comfortable. Until tomorrow. Update: Just a reminder that there are two Savile Rogue scarves up for grabs for the best email or audio message to this week's Arsecast. You can email arsecast AT arseblog.com or leave an audio message via this page. The two best, in my opinion, will win the scarf.]]>
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    Arsenal lacklustre in Holland but it's not the end of the world http://arseblog.net/2007/02/21/arsenal-lacklustre-in-holland-but-its-not-the-end-of-the-world/ Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:15:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/21/arsenal-lacklustre-in-holland-but-its-not-the-end-of-the-world/ I'm not even going to go into performances on an individual basis because we know most of them can play better than that. A lot better than that. I'll mention Thierry, briefly, because again he's coming in for some stick. He didn't play well but could have scored first half. His poor first touch really is a sign that he's lacking in confidence and if you needed any more proof of that the fact that he let Baptista take a free kick from an area he'd normally beat people away to have a go should be quite enough. What I would say though is that every striker, be it Henry, Shevchenko, Ronaldo, Mickey Quinn or Dean fucking Windass, will struggle if the service from midfield is non-existent. And midfield is where we lost it in my opinion. At one point Philippe Senderos had the ball just inside our half and was looking for a midfielder to pass it to. He turned one back, found nobody, turned back again, found nobody, and in the end had to turn back again and play a square ball for Kolo. That never happens - normally the midfield looks for the ball constantly. Anyway, as shite as we were, and we were shite, PSV were not much better. They had their one shot and goal and scored - we really do have to work on this - and that was about that. Some relatively tidy football but nothing more. For that reason I'm baffled why people are so negative about the second leg at the Grove. We know we can play a lot better, we've risen to the occasion for the big games this season and scoring two or more at home is not really such a big task if we play the way we know we can - with more urgency, more desire and at a much faster pace. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was disappointed but optimistic all the same, saying:
    What happened in the second half is difficult to say. We dropped our level of cohesion, our passing and fluency went. We created barely anything. We looked a little bit out of rhythm. We are in a tricky situation because we have to score two without conceding but from the game I have seen tonight, we have enough confidence and belief that we can achieve that.
    I assume that when he talks about what he's seen from the game tonight he means from what he's seen of PSV. There wasn't much in our performance that would assure you we could do it but, as I said, we know we can play a lot better and the big games this season have been the ones where we've really shone. He knows that if we play well we'll beat PSV and beat them well. So the disappointment needs to be put into a bit of perspective and to be fair to the lads they have generally responded well to poor results this season. On another note it's a shame we have to revisit the situation when the players don't take the time to acknowledge the fans who have travelled so far to support them. According to one Arseblogger there last night only Philippe Senderos took the few seconds it takes to thank the travelling fans. I understand the players are pissed off at the result but so are the fans and they didn't get a paid a shitload of money to be there. It doesn't take much to give a quick nod and clap and then go for the post-mortem and it means a lot. So, time to put the Champions League to one side. On Sunday we have the Carling Cup final then a league game against Reading before the second leg. Plenty of time to sort things out in Europe but the next two games are biggies too. Let's see what sort of response we get.]]>
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    Carling Cup - CL - Finances - Ticket prices http://arseblog.net/2007/02/22/carling-cup-cl-finances-ticket-prices/ Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:48:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/22/carling-cup-cl-finances-ticket-prices/ Tomas Rosicky is looking forward to the game and Thierry Henry, who revealed he's been playing with a foot injury for a couple of weeks, says whatever team we put is capable of getting a result. He says:
    Arsenal in the Carling Cup have the capacity to beat anyone. I will be there, cheering and will be in the dugout or something like that. The most important thing is to bring the trophy back for the fans.
    Thierry also believes we have what it takes to turn the Champions League tie around. No comment on that other than to say I believe exactly the same. Jens Lehmann suggests that the system of two cup competitions in England is 'rubbish' and that it harms teams in the Champions League. He's probably right although more than any club Arsenal maximise the benefits of the Carling Cup by blooding young players who wouldn't otherwise get a chance. Going back to the Carling Cup if you tune into tomorrow's Savile Rogue sponsored Arsecast I'll have a list of Arsenal friendly pubs for anyone travelling down on Sunday. Arsenal yesterday announced their financial results for the 6 months ending November of last year. Despite posting a loss of £6m Keith Edelman believes the financial future of the club is 'very bright indeed'. East Lower has some words of warning though while Goodplaya comments too. I really don't get to enough games to throw in my two cents here but I think both my blogchums make good sense. Edelman also makes sure we know that the manager has money to spend should he so desire. And that is about that. The Mug Smasher was delighted last night as Liverpool beat Barcelona. See, the small teams can cause shocks in the Champions League. We're not alone. Right, I'm off before he comes to get me!]]>
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    Arsecast 17 - Arseblog meets Danny Karbassiyoon http://arseblog.net/2007/02/23/arsecast-17-arseblog-meets-danny-karbassiyoon/ Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:24:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/23/arsecast-17-arseblog-meets-danny-karbassiyoon/ Justin Hoyte and Gael Clichy. Both will have fitness tests. Clichy was talking up Armand Traore but of all the youngsters he looked by far the most raw and was skinned alive by a very average Sp*rs player whose name I can't remember (2nd leg, not Lennon). Still, if Clichy isn't fit he's going to play so hopefully he'll have learned from those games. If Hoyte doesn't make it it'll be Djourou at right back and that'll be pretty much the extent of the defenders at the club so we'll need to keep fingers crossed that none of them pick up a knock in the game. The boss confirmed that none of Lehmann, Henry, Gallas or Ljungberg will play. That means that we'll have Rosicky, possibly as a starter, and Hleb on the bench to give us more experience in midfield if we need it. Up front you'd imagine it'll be Aliadiere and Baptista to start and the Brazilian wants to start more games. A good showing the final will certainly give him more a chance with Henry struggling and van Persie still out but a nightmare game like the one against Bolton in the FA Cup might make the manager think twice or even thrice. AW is confident despite the fact he'll be playing a 'second string' side while Chelsea will put out their first XI. He says:
    I was asked the same questions before Liverpool and the same questions before the semi-final. The team's always given the right answer and I'm confident they'll give the right answer again on Sunday.
    He also had a nice little dig at Jose Mourinho who was telling everyone who'd listen that he'd won the Champions League as a coach and Arsene Wenger hadn't. The boss said:
    It will not change my life if I don’t win the Champions League. A cup run is a cup run. We played a whole season unbeaten but you did not see me every week jumping on the tables.
    Heh. Fantastic. Shove that up your hole, Jose. Frank Lamparse says Chelsea want revenge for the 2002 FA Cup final. Jesus, get over it already, you lardy, deflectatronic cunt. Martin Keown has backed Arsenal kids saying they deserve to play in the final. And that, in terms of news, is about that. There'll be more tomorrow after today's standard press conference. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, which is sponsored by Savile-Rogue.com, is chock a block with Arsecasty goodness for you. There's an exclusive interview with former young Gunner Danny Karbassiyoon who you may have read about recently. He's had to retire from football at just 22 so we'll talk about that and his time at Arsenal. Arsene Wenger Hawkins is involved in a sex tape scandal, the Man in the Bar has another player history, there's a snippet of talk radio featuring James Lawton, your comments about goalkeepers and keep listening to find out how you can win yourself one of two Savile Rogue's great scarves plus last week's winners. All for a bargain price of £0.00p. Can't ask for better than that, can you? To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. Download, listen, enjoy. Have a good one, talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up, Arsenal pubs in Cardiff http://arseblog.net/2007/02/24/saturday-round-up-arsenal-pubs-in-cardiff/ Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:28:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/24/saturday-round-up-arsenal-pubs-in-cardiff/ yesterday's Arsecast , you see what I mean. Lawton previously here and here. Moving onto the news William Gallas wants to play in the Carling Cup final. He says it's not just because it's against Chelsea but because it's a good opportunity to get some match practice after being out for three months. With the games coming up like Michael Owen, thick and fast, he'll have plenty of time to get back to full fitness. However, he does admit the youngsters deserve to play after their exploits in getting there. There's been plenty of talk from the players as well. Philippe Senderos says Arsenal is a unique place for young players, Kolo Toure believes the character of the team will stand them in good stead against Chelsea, Julio Baptista says what he's done in the Carling Cup shows he's capable of doing the business for Arsenal, Theo Walcott talks about his days as a Chelsea ballboy (hopefully he's made a full recovery) and how he doesn't feel under any pressure. Leaving aside Jose Mourinho's hour after hour of talking about himself and how great he was yesterday Arsene Wenger spoke about the 'risk' he's taking by playing his inexperienced players against Chelsea tomorrow. Clever stuff really, it takes the pressure off his players, nobody can accuse them of bottling it if they don't win and makes it look like Chelsea are the only ones with anything to lose tomorrow. Personally, I reckon the lads have done fantastically well to get the final and whatever happens they deserve all the praise and plaudits they get. That said, they're not going out there on a jolly - if you go to Anfield and put 6 past Liverpool, no matter how 'weak' that team is then on your day you can beat anyone. I think it's going to be a good match and I have a sneaky feeling we're going to do them. Don't forget the lucky beers though. You all need to drink lucky beers. For those of you going to Cardiff tomorrow and looking for Arsenal friendly pubs can you thank the lovely Llinos for the following list: The Gatekeeper, Westgate Street, opens at 9am and serves breakfast, Dempseys, Castle street (opp Castle) opens at 11am and serves food O'Neills, Trinity Street, opens at 12 noon and serves food The Owain Glyndwr, Church Street, Callaghans Irish Bar, Castle street (right next to Gate 1) opens at 12 noon not sure about food, The City Arms, Quay Street, opens at 11am, serves food The Model Inn, Quay Street, opens at 12 noon, serves food The Rummer Tavern, Castle Street (opposite the Castle) opens at 11am Queens Vaults, Westgate Street, open at 12 noon and serves food The Old Arcade, off St Mary Street, opens at 12 noon and serves food. So there you. In the meantime we can keep an eye on the Premiership and hope some results go our way as well. Till tomorrow, Arserinos.]]> 334 2007-02-24 12:28:07 2007-02-24 10:28:07 closed open saturday-round-up-arsenal-pubs-in-cardiff publish 0 0 post 0 1080 http://arsenal.englishfooty.com/2007/02/24/saturday-round-up-arsenal-pubs-in-cardiff/ 75.126.147.82 2007-02-24 14:13:21 2007-02-24 12:13:21 1 pingback 0 0 Sunday pre-Carling Cup final round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/02/25/sunday-pre-carling-cup-final-round-up/ Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:15:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/25/sunday-pre-carling-cup-final-round-up/ Jeremie Aliadiere thinks the Carling Cup might have saved his Arsenal career. He was on the brink of leaving the January transfer window but Robin van Persie's injury and some good performances and goals have convinced Arsene Wenger that his faith in the Frenchman was justified. Whether he remains at the club beyond this season remains to be seen but it would be nice if he had one or two more telling contributions to make - starting today. Gilberto, who I think will start today, says he's been like a father figure to Denilson. Denilson himself says he doesn't feel any pressure and he says the Carling Cup final will be like a kick about in the street - except there you don't get to nutmeg John Terry to score the winning goal. There's also a nice piece in the Telegraph about the Boys from Brazil while the News of the World has the video, which surely everyone has seen by now, of Gilberto, Denilson and Baptista eating Uncle Bens and singing songs on the mandolin. Arsene Wenger says Theo Walcott has been under more pressure than Wayne Rooney - obviously not gravitational pressure because Rooney's enormous girth has its own orbit - but has backed the young man to come good. Wouldn't today be a nice day for his first Arsenal goal? George Graham says he always thought the Carling Cup or whatever the fuck it was called back then (Milk Cup, Littlewoods Cup, Rumbleows Cup, Heinz Baked Bean Cup) - the League Cup - was a trophy worth winning. Of course it was the first trophy George won at Arsenal when we beat Liverpool in the 87 final. He did go and spoil it all a bit by winning it with Sp*rs some years later though. Finally, Patrick Barclay in the Telegraph, has some sensible comment about the furore caused by Cesc's remarks to Mark Hughes last week. And that's that. To everyone travelling to Cardiff today please have a safe trip there and back, enjoy the day and give the lads the support they deserve. I'm off to get the Sunday papers and the lucky beers. Come on you reeeeeeeeds. Till tomorrow.]]> 335 2007-02-25 11:15:08 2007-02-25 09:15:08 closed open sunday-pre-carling-cup-final-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 The kids did us proud http://arseblog.net/2007/02/26/336/ Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:33:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/26/336/ It had started so well too. We came out of the blocks flying and put Chelsea on the back foot straight away with our passing and movement. After we won a corner when Julio Baptista's great shot was saved be Cech, Theo Walcott won the ball from the clearance, fed it to Abou Diaby who showed neat footwork on the edge of the box before playing Theo back in. He took a touch and curled a great shot past Cech for his first Arsenal goal. Brilliant. About 10 minutes later Chelsea were level. Didier Drogba looked offside to me, and based on the decisions that went for the rest of the game Arsenal can feel rightly aggrieved by the linesman's failure to raise his flag, but play went on and he seemed to have a lot of time to fire his shot past Almunia. We didn't let our heads drop though and continued to play good football for the rest of the half. Afterwards Arsene Wenger talked about us lacking a bit of maturity in front of goal and early in the second half we could have scored twice. Abou Diaby was played through and tried to curl one to the right hand side of the goal but Cech made another excellent save while Cesc had a great run and his shot just went wide by inches, if that. Then came the moment which changed the game, in my opinion. From a corner Abou Diaby kicked John Terry in the face and the Chelsea man was unconscious before he hit the ground. Not nice to see and thankfully he was all right although the fucking Candle in the Wind shit from Alan Parry and Andy Gray was a bit much. As he was being treated there was a shot of Peter Kenyon in the stands - was I alone in wishing what had happened to Terry had happened to him instead? Diaby kicks TerryAfter a lengthy delay we then lost Diaby (here's hoping the metatarsal rumours aren't true), who had been excellent in midfield - not sure if he injured himself when he kicked Terry - and Armand Traore who was likely to be subbed anyway. Hoyte moved to left back, Eboue came on for Traore and Hleb for Diaby. We seemed to lack some of the drive and purpose that we had previously. As well as that Chelsea's experience came to the fore a bit too. Lampard hit the bar with a long range shot and then on 85 minutes Chelsea got the winner. Denilson gave the ball away when we were playing it out of defence, Essien spread it to Robben and Drogba beat Senderos to the cross to head home the winner. Gutting but then Drogba is having the season of his fucking life, the enormous, hideous cunt. We had brought Adebayor for Aliadiere and with 7 minutes of injury time Arsenal were pushing forward looking for the equaliser when Kolo Toure took exception to Mikel trying to pull his shirt off and the pair scuffled in the midfield. Frank Lampard came running over to get involved and got swung around the place by Cesc, who I cannot love any more than I already do, and soon everyone was at it. Not nice to see but sadly not unexpected given the hapless performance of the referee and his inability to keep control of the game. When everything had settled down a bit Kolo and Mikel got red cards - which I thought was harsh - Lampard and Cesc got yellows and Adebayor got a red too which sent the Togonator completely mental as he couldn't understand why he'd been sent off. I completely understand his frustration. It's injury time in a cup final, you're looking for an equaliser and then you get a red card for absolutely nothing. Of course players should keep their calm as much as possible but tell me who wouldn't react in that situation? Replays later showed that Emmanuel Eboue, who previously had been booked for a foul on Robben and got unnecessarily involved with him on the touchline, came over and hit Wayne Bridge on the back of the head. Now, to me it didn't look like anything more than a little slap but it gave Bridge the chance to go down and for the officials to send Eboue off. Except it wasn't Eboue. Adebayor was sent off after the linesman came over and told Howard Webb what he'd seen. This is the same linesman who didn't see the offside for the first goal. In retrospect it's understandable that he can't get something like a difficult offside decision correct when he can't tell the difference between a stocky 5'10 black guy and a lanky 6'4 black guy. Absolutely farcical all round. Given how well we played and how exceptional the lads were all day I don't want to criticise anyone but you have to ask questions of Eboue - why did he feel like he needed to do that to Bridge? Maybe with Adebayor on we might have nicked a goal. What he did was utterly stupid and pointless and it's not the first time we've said that about him. No doubt there'll be more coverage of the handbags, but let's face it, that was not a brawl by anyone's standards. As Arsene Wenger said that would do a disservice to the overall quality of the game. It was, all things considered, a very entertaining cup final and we've now had a man sent off in our last three finals. Not that it's relevant to anything but it's worth mentioning. Is it some kind of record? So in the end we couldn't do it and the Carling Cup dream was over. I'm not going to talk about the 'moral victory' or anything like it. The history books will show Chelsea as the winners but the lads can take great heart and credit from their performance. The kids outplayed a Chelsea side, which cost hundreds of millions to put together, for the vast majority of the game. As Arsene Wenger said the difference between the two sides was Drogba, who despite being a hideous cunt, is probably one of the best strikers in the world right now. Had we had someone so capable up front then there's no question we'd have won it. Still, there's so much to be proud of from this team. From the way they play, which is fearless and swashbuckling at times, to how they stand up for themselves in the face of provocation from experienced opposition professionals and there's no doubt whatsoever they'll learn a huge amount from the cup run and from the final itself. It'll hurt because losing always hurts but these boys want to win so much. You can see it in them and pain like this can act as a great motivator. We've seen Theo come of age, I hope - that goal will do so much for him. Abou Diaby, if he can get through 90 minutes, looks just awesome and Denilson is so clever, so composed and people forget that the cup final was only his 10th appearance or something ridiculous like that. Our midfield pissed all over Lampard and Ballack and Essien and Makelele and to see Lampard giving it the clenched fists like they'd just beaten Brazil at the end was maddening but completely in character for him - the actions of a deluded cunt. Then they showed why they really are the most despicable football club on earth as they went to collect the trophy. They all changed into 'Winners 07' t-shirts before going to collect their medals. To me that showed a lack of respect and an arrogance that I'm sorry we weren't able to stop. To see Ashley Cole up there dancing with a medal around his neck may have justified, to him, his decision to move but money and nights out with 'JT' and Fat Frank aren't worth a shit to what he could have had at Arsenal. Sad cunt. Anyway, the crux of the matter is this. Chelsea's players are cunts, their manager - although he was mildly gracious for once because not even he could not see how outplayed his team were - is a cunt, their knuckle-dragging, celery throwing fans are cunts and that fat, red faced cunt who is always there standing around the tunnel area or, as yesterday, on the pitch at the end, is a fat, red faced cunt. Who the fuck is he anyway? On the other hand the Arsenal boys have done us proud. They play great football, they've given us a lot to look forward to because if you think about how well someone like Denilson or Diaby played with so little experience of English football, how good are they going to be next season or the season after? Credit too to the manager who did the right thing by playing a young team. Maybe nobody expected them to win but nobody expected them to make Chelsea look as one-paced and pedestrian as they did. Chelsea may have won the trophy but the Arsenal boys were not losers. The Carling Cup has been a brilliant competition for us this season and the run and defeat in the final will do more to bring us silverware in the future than any amount of reserve games they could play. Quick links: Arsene Wenger reaction post-match, Adebayor says "I've been stitched up, m'lord", Arsene delay Theo's surgery because of Diaby's injury, Wenger on possible FA action. Obviously as disappointing as all this is we've got lots of football to play in the days to come so we need to find our focus again very quickly. No doubt there'll be changes ahead of the game on Wednesday but we can wait till tomorrow to go over those. What did you make of it all?]]> 336 2007-02-26 00:33:17 2007-02-25 22:33:17 closed open 336 publish 0 0 post 0 Carling Cup fallout - Arseblog is 5 today! http://arseblog.net/2007/02/27/carling-cup-fallout-arseblog-is-5-today/ Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:57:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/27/carling-cup-fallout-arseblog-is-5-today/ Arsenal have appealed against Emmanuel Adebayor's red card on the basis of mistaken identity. Obviously that means they'll have to provide evidence against Eboue but I know which player I'd rather lose for three games. As you can see from this video Eboue's actions, while not particularly vicious, were undeniably stupid while Wayne Bridge really out to be ashamed of himself. His theatrics were pathetic. However, the Sun reports that Adebayor could still face a ban for allegedly raising his hands to Ricardo Carvalho and for not leaving the pitch when shown the red card. We'll just have to wait and see what happens there. Meanwhile Kolo Toure has apologised for his actions which saw him get sent off. Of course there were headlines yesterday about the 'Snarling Cup' final but it's just typical media overreaction - Henry Winter, someone that I've always had some time for, makes a complete fool of himself with these hysterics. Get a fucking grip, Henry, your hand-wringing and mock sensibility is as pathetic as Wayne Bridge and Emmanuel Eboue Three Stooges act. It was hardly anything to write home about and it was just a cynical Chelsea trap that we fell into and ended up wasting most of the injury time. We'll live and learn, I hope. Arsene Wenger is still happy he made the right decision with regards his team while Cesc says other teams should be scared of the talent Arsenal have coming through. There was confirmation of Abou Diaby's ankle injury, the one which Dan Smith shattered last year, when he kicked John Terry's face. How typical that Terry makes a full recovery and can go carousing around nightclubs while Diaby looks set to be out for some time. One thing Chelsea fans can be thankful of though is the fact that one of their scumbag fans might just have saved Terry's life. Gary Lewin was behind our goal having treated Manuel Almunia who had been hit by something thrown from the crowd. Terry was turning as blue as his shirt before Lewin stepped in to save the day. Speaking of Manuel Almunia there's interest in him from Spain as Villarreal want to bring him home in the summer. "He is a priority for us", they say. Elsewhere Arturo Lupoli will return to Italy in the summer after signing a deal with Fiorentina. There's no real team news about tomorrow's FA Cup replay against Blackburn yet but obviously we'll be without the suspended Toure and whoever else gets a ban. How sporting it was of Mark Hughes to call one of the Chelsea backroom staff minutes after the Carling Cup final to 'thank' them for getting our players sent off. I really hope we go there and stuff them, the horrible fuckers. A more detailed preview tomorrow. Finally for today I hope you'll raise a glass and say cheers as Arseblog reaches the grand old age of 5. On this day in 2002 the very first words were:
    The Arseblog is born amidst a fanfare of pure silence and a rippling of no applause. Not sure what way this thing is going to go, it has no plan, no direction, no aim, no purpose - simply a tool for me to ramble on about all things Arsenal and maybe some other stuff instead. Anyway, I shall crack on.
    Profound, I think you'll agree. Not for one moment did I think I'd be still doing it, daily, five years later on. And my how things have grown - last year's birthday post was full of stats and facts and figures and it's gotten worse, if you know what I mean. More visitors, more comments, more emails, more page views and more pressure as you people demand your daily Arseblog like the relentless, arse-hungry, blog savages you are. Since last year Arseblog has moved from Barcelona to Dublin and the Arsecast has been added to things providing you with a weekly dollop of Arsenal audio where we know the difference between Philippe and Robert Senderos and nobody fucks with Arsene Wenger Hawkins. Thanks to Tom for his stand-in blogs and his technical expertise which helps fix things when I break them. Thanks as well to the other Arsenal bloggers who happily provide their time for the Arsecasts, it's much appreciated. And especially thanks to all of you for your visits, emails, comments, suggestions, complaints and hate mail. It's all very welcome. As I've always said Arseblog is a labour of love and even five years on I haven't got bored of it. It's now become a huge part of my life and I appreciate everyone's support, from recent readers to those sick masochists who have been here since day one. Offline the Arseblog community has grown too and it's always a pleasure to see you folk. Eagle-eyed readers will have noticed in the links bar at the top that there are other plans afoot and I should be able to give you some more details of that next month. Anyway, it's all part of trying to make sure that Arseblog doesn't become stale and predictable. Ok, more stale and predictable. So, raise a glass, here's to five more years (the perfect excuse for a breakfast beer!). Cheers everyone.]]>
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    Same crap, different day from pathetic FA http://arseblog.net/2007/02/28/same-crap-different-day-from-pathetic-fa/ Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:57:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/02/28/same-crap-different-day-from-pathetic-fa/ Kolo Toure - Immediate three match ban. Emmanuel Adebayor - His appeal against his red card was dismissed and he will serve a three match ban. He is, however, allowed to appeal the charge of reacting aggressively and failing to leave the field of play immediately after being sent off. While I completely understand his frustration, there's really no way he can appeal this. He didn't leave the field immediately and he did react aggressively. Obviously the FA have seen something in the video which they feel warranted a straight red for Adebayor. It seems likely that he'll get at least another game on top of the three match ban. He has until 6pm this evening to appeal if he chooses to do so. Emmanuel Eboue - He has been charged with violent conduct and has until 6pm this evening to appeal, again if he and the club choose to do so. No matter how pathetic Bridge's histrionics - which really should have been punished as well in my opinion - Eboue did raise his hands and looks set to miss three games. Also, both Arsenal and Chelse have been charged with misconduct for failing to ensure good conduct from their players. Now, again we're seeing the FA blow something way out of proportion. Were any punches thrown? No - I'm not counting Eboue's incident with Bridge as a punch and both players should be absolutely mortified at their behaviour. Were there any karate kicks? No. Strangling? No. Knees in the bollocks? No. What happened with Toure and Mikel could easily have been dealt with by issuing a yellow card each. Lampard might look back and consider that he rather overreacted to the whole thing and that sparked the further pushing and shoving but overall there was nothing particularly violent about the whole thing. Nevertheless we have three players facing bans of 10 games between them with Eboue's three matches to be added when he gets banned. That's 13 games over a bit of handbags. It's an absolute nonsense. As well as that the FA have been presented with two glorious opportunities this past weekend to deal with theatrics and show that they have no place in the game. Firstly Wayne Bridge - why can't some retrospective punishment be handed out to him for his acting? Yes, Eboue touched him, but it certainly wasn't enough to make a grown man fall down and Bridge looking around to see where the officials were before he fell tells you everything you need to know about it. Cheating. Punish him. The other incident was Steven Gerrard's calculated and deliberate dive to win a penalty against Sheffield United. Steve Bennet was looking straight at him but Steve Bennet is rubbish and didn't take the chance to book Gerrard. The FA could have shown then that diving and simulation is wrong but they didn't. They prefer the very public posturing and chest-thumping that follows an incident which has been blown out of all proportion by the media. The same way they dolled out massive fines for Arsenal after the Old Trafford incident in which very little happened in reality. There was a bit of snarling, a bit of pushing and quick strangle of Phil Neville (and how amongst us hasn't wanted to choke Phil Neville?) but no punches or slaps. That doesn't stop the Times saying " In a stern statement that violent conduct will not be tolerated...". Rubbish. All the while, week after week, serious violent play is punished in exactly the same way. There has to be a change. There has to be a sliding scale for so-called violent conduct because you can't tell me that what Adebayor did merits the same ban as someone who deliberately elbows an opponent or goes over the top of the ball two-footed to hurt another player. Now, I don't like Chelsea as much as the rest of you, but tell me why Mikel should serve a four match ban for what happened on Sunday. The whole thing is fucking ludicrous. I also had to laugh at referee's chief, Keith Hackett, who must be the most deluded man in the world. He said about Howard Webb and his assistants:
    Howard and his assistants had a good game. They dealt calmly and firmly with it and after consultation Howard took appropriate action.
    Howard and his assistants, to my mind, lost control of the game early on. When he booked Denilson for a nothing challenge and failed to book Diarra for a blatant foul on the edge of the box he lost it. When he decided that Essien's studs-up lunge on Baptista was worth the same punishment as Denilson he lost it - although here he's a victim of the shit system. By any standards those two incidents deserve different punishment. Maybe three yellows should equal red in these days of bookings for nothing. Anyway, Chelsea, experienced and well drilled team that they are, cynically and effectively fouled and blocked and obstructed their way through the second half. This is not necessarily a criticism of Chelsea, it worked for Mourinho at Porto, it's working at Stamford Bridge, but the constant poor decisions by the ref certainly contributed to Arsenal's frustration which contributed to them reacting, badly, when the incident took place. While the FA are quick to come down hard on the clubs, which is the easy thing to do, they never look at any of the underlying factors like poor officials and bad decisions which are generally factors in incidents like this. How the game and standard of officiating is ever supposed to improve when you have witless apologists like Hackett defending officials I just don't know. Anyway, this seems to be a point that comes up time and time again with no sign that anything is ever going to change. Thankfully we have another game tonight so we can just forget about this and the bullshit decisions that come from the FA. A bit of siege mentality never hurt us and the players feeling like they've been dealt a raw deal won't really do us any harm. As Arsene Wenger points out we've been near the top of the fair play table, we are the most fouled team but one little incident has people sharpening their pointing sticks to poke us with. Fuck 'em. It looks like we're going to be down to bare bones for the FA Cup replay against Blackburn. As well as being with the suspended Toure and Adebayor we'll be missing Henry (foot injury), Rosicky, Diaby and Cesc who will be rested. There are also doubts over Djourou, Flamini and Clichy. With van Persie also injured it looks like Baptista and Aliadiere will start up front and it's time for both of them to show they have goals in them. Baptista in particular is running out of time to show he's worthy of a permanent deal but I have to say I'd be surprised if he stayed once his loan deal was over. Thierry Henry says he's never seen a player adapt to the English game as quickly as Denilson. The young Brazilian looks completely at home in this Arsenal team and he'll more than likely start tonight against Blackburn. He also backs the manager when he says he has no fear playing young players after their Carling Cup exploits. They've shown they can be relied on whether it's a Carling Cup game or a league game or a Champions League game, they have the quality. Let's hope they can do it tonight. I do love the FA Cup and it's always a nice trophy to win. Finally, don't forget if you have anything to say about anything that's gone on in the last week you can get in touch with the Arsecast sponsored by Savile Rogue. There are two of their great scarves to be won for the best email or audio message so get to it. Finally, those Cesc to Madrid stories you keep hearing about. Besides the denial from the player himself you just know it's more bullshit from Real Madrid as they look to deflect attention away from the fact they're a complete and utter shambles. Also, there's a very nice piece in the Times about him. I wonder what his favourite websites are? And that's it. Here's to a good win tonight.]]>
    338 2007-02-28 10:57:21 2007-02-28 08:57:21 closed open same-crap-different-day-from-pathetic-fa publish 0 0 post 0 1081 http://arsenal.englishfooty.com/2007/02/28/same-crap-different-day-from-pathetic-fa/ 75.126.147.82 2007-02-28 11:05:37 2007-02-28 09:05:37 1 pingback 0 0 1082 http://sweedlepipe.wordpress.com/2007/03/02/c-for-creativity/ 72.232.151.2 2007-03-02 04:20:38 2007-03-02 02:20:38 1 pingback 0 0
    Contact http://arseblog.net/contact-contact-details-for-arseblog/ Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:23:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/contact-contact-details-for-arseblog/ ]]> 339 2007-02-28 17:23:56 2007-02-28 17:23:56 closed closed contact-contact-details-for-arseblog publish 0 0 page 0 _wp_page_template _edit_last _edit_lock 1083 http://arseblog.com/WP/2006/04/24/about-arseblog/ 207.58.151.29 2007-03-20 21:32:50 2007-03-20 19:32:50 1 pingback 0 0 Crap officials nearly as crap as our finishing http://arseblog.net/2007/03/01/crap-officials-nearly-as-crap-as-our-finishing/ Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:15:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/01/crap-officials-nearly-as-crap-as-our-finishing/ There were two penalty shouts. The first which involved Aliadiere wasn't really a penalty, in my view. He'd never have gotten the ball and looked for the foul. The second, for which Freddie Ljungberg was hauled back and kicked twice, is as clear a penalty as you'll see all season. Apparently Poll told Sky at half-time that he was 'focussed on the players upper bodies'. Amazingly inept and just when you think Poll can't get any further up his own arse he raises the bar yet again. I mean, Senderos was sent off and had a penalty given against him for barely touching Yakubu outside the area yet Freddie is booted up and down and pulled hither and yon but nothing's given. Not that our first half woes were all down to Poll though. Julio Baptista could have had a couple. One he ludicrously chose to take down instead of heading it and another he nodded over the bar when he had nobody anywhere near him. Then Freddie was brilliantly played in by Denilson but his second touch was dreadful and Friedel snapped it up. Second half Baptista drew a couple of saves from Friedel, at least, Pedersen had a shot for them and it was a fairly scrappy affair. Blackburn's constant, relentless fouling meant we could never get up any momentum and when we tried to move things quickly we found them hanging onto the ball and stopping that happening. They might say that's the way to play against Arsenal but it is a yellow card offence to prevent the opposition taking the ball at a free kick. When Gilberto tried to wrestle the ball from a Blackburn player at one stage that cunt Poll had a word with him and not the Blackburn guy. Fucking spastic. When the referee is unwilling to enforce the rules what the fuck can you do? As well as that he completely ignored the disgraceful behaviour of Pedersen in the first half when he tried to grapple the ball from Arsene Wenger when Arsenal actually had a throw. He has words with Gilberto but nothing for Pedersen. Absolutely terrible and you wouldn't hear the end of it had an Arsenal player done similar to Mark Hughes. Look at how that twat couldn't wait to go bleating to the media over a few words from Cesc. Pathetic cunt. We brought on Clichy for Traore and Walcott for Eboue who looked injured after a nasty, raking tackle from Pedersen who of course got no card. Here's where I think the manager made a mistake. Senderos had been excellent at centre-half and to me Gallas would be the natural one to play there as Gilberto moved back into the back four. He did pretty well at right back too until the goal. Poll missed a foul on Theo Walcott and as the ball was played up to McCarthy he came inside, Senderos was slow to turn and slipped a bit, and McCarthy hammered a shot past Almunia for the winning goal. I know a lot of people will point fingers at the Swiss but it would be unfair in my opinion. They'd be better questioning why Gallas, a much more mobile player, wasn't put out there, or the strikers who spurned the chances that could have won the game. Without Henry, van Persie and Adebayor due to injury and suspension, Baptista and Aliadiere had a chance to show they're worthy of a first team place. Neither really looked up to it. Aliadiere worked hard and chased things but offered as much goal threat as a common or garden Kaba Diawara while Baptista had chances but didn't take them. I'm not sure which is worse. They did suffer a bit from lack of service and in midfield Alexader Hleb was absolutely terrible. I think he's improved enormously this season and I like him but he wasn't at the races at all on a night when we could have done with his quick feet and creativity. Overall Blackburn troubled us very little but we just didn't have the quality up front to win the game. Hugely disappointing to go out of both cups in a week and with PSV on the horizon and a long injury list we really have to take stock and get ourselves back on track as soon as possible. We've now lost three in a row for the first time since 1907 and we need to put that right. Arsene Wenger looked more bemused than upset at the end - no doubt he'll be wondering again about the performance of the referee but there's nothing he can do about them. They're all just cunts. Afterwards Arsene Wenger pointed to the fact we didn't take our chances, saying:
    We were never under pressure and we had the chances to score goals and we didn't do it. Football is a job where you need to be ruthless.
    He wasn't happy with some of the referee's decisions either but mentioned them only in passing as he was saving his ire for a different official. He did have words about Adebayor's red card on Sunday, saying:
    We don't agree with the statement of the linesman. I think it's a lie. He comes out now and says Adebayor punched Lampard. I'd like Lampard to come out and say Adebayor punched him. There are players that have punched that haven't been charged. The whole decision from the FA is wrong. There's a lot of things in there that are not true. It’s just a co-incidence that there were 20 men in a brawl and only the Arsenal players were guilty.
    Very strong words, you have to say. I'm pretty sure that Eboue's appeal was only made so that he could play last night. When you consider we had to drag Armand Traore back from a youth tournament in Barcelona because we were so short it's the only explanation that makes sense. There's obviously a strong feeling of injustice about Adebayor though. Personally I don't think the appeal will be successful as it's against the second charge of not leaving the field and behaving aggressively, which is hard to argue against. Whether it's designed to raise awareness of the people who punched that weren't charged remains to be seen. I'm sure as well that the sense of injustice wouldn't be so acute if we had a fit Robin van Persie and Thierry Henry ready to play the games Adebayor will miss. So, the Champions League remains our last hope of silverware this season and that's on a knife edge as well. A week ago there was plenty of optimism and positivity - that will have taken a bit of a dent but there's no point sitting around weeping and sticking pins in dolls of officials and stalking Graham Poll and giving him a Keeganesque beating as he takes a 'nap' in a lay-by somewhere. We've got a big game against Reading on Saturday. Sp*rs did us a favour last week when they beat Bolton and we have to regroup and get ourselves back on track. There'll be some discussion about the week that was in tomorrow's Arsecast with Amy Lawrence and please check out the Arsecast page to find out how you can make a contribution - including a brand new service where you can leave a voicemail message by calling a UK number. Until then.]]>
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    FA flip-flop, injury worries, Arsecast 18 out now. http://arseblog.net/2007/03/02/fa-flip-flop-injury-worries-arsecast-18-out-now/ Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:50:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/02/fa-flip-flop-injury-worries-arsecast-18-out-now/ Emmanuel Eboue was handed a three match ban for his part in the Carling Cup final 'braawl. Not much else to say. He deserved it. He's an idiot. Also, the FA have asked Arsene Wenger to explain his statement that the linesman was a cheat. Are they stupid or something? What do they think he meant? And after Frank Lampard's agent saying he wasn't punched anyone, let alone Adebayor, they said:
    Contrary to Wenger's allegations, the assistant referee's report does not claim that Adebayor punched Frank Lampard. The report states that Adebayor's attitude was aggressive, that he shoved into Ricardo Carvalho and that he aimed a punch at Lampard. It does not state that Adebayor struck Lampard.
    Honestly, I think they're just making it up as they go along and ignoring some actions for whatever reason you might want to speculate about yourself. Based on that statement I think it's going to be pretty hard for AW to justify his comments to them and with previous this season I wonder if they might inflict some kind of touchline ban on him. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Goodplaya (who needs to make his headlines into links for easier linking) has some interesting coverage here wondering what it was that turned Arsene from apologetic to apoplectic. We have injury worries ahead of the upcoming games. Tomas Rosicky will miss both Reading and PSV while there are serious doubts over the fitness of Thierry Henry for the vital Champions League clash too. With Adebayor suspended it means Baptista and Aliadiere get another chance up front tomorrow so fingers crossed they've got their shooting boots on this time. Gilberto says we need to stick together at the moment and he'll be talking to the young players to try and build their confidence. He says:
    We have to carry on, we have huge games coming up but it’s hard because we have only a few days to save the rest of our season. But we need to stick together at this important time. That is the only way that we can change our position.
    Cuntley Cunt, the deluded cunt, says he was right to leave Arsenal because he's already won a medal with Chelsea. An unused sub in the Carling Cup final and he's happy? Twat. His biggest contribution on the day was to kiss the Chelsea badge in front of the Arsenal fans as he was warming up the despicable little shite. Arsene's press conference today should be interesting. More on that tomorrow. Now, it's Arsecast time. Arsecasts This week's Arsecast, sponsored as always by Savile-Rogue.com, features a blogchat with the Observer's Amy Lawrence, the Man in the Bar has a player history, Arsene Wenger Hawkins has a wonderful story and there's fly on the wall coverage of Emmanuel Adebayor meeting the FA, along with comment about the week's football. As well as that there's a bet of the week from BlueSq.com - "Arsenal need to bounce back from a difficult week - they can be backed at 7/1 to concede the first goal against Reading but come back and win the game." Listen into the Arsecast for more details and if you haven't got a Bluesq.com account please sign up using the link above or the one on the right hand side of the blog. And of course there's the winner of the two Savile Rogue scarves for the best contributions to this week's Arsecast. Remember, if you want to email or leave a voicemail for the show you can find all the contact info here. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (18mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. There you go, enjoy. More tomorrow.]]>
    341 2007-03-02 10:50:36 2007-03-02 08:50:36 closed open fa-flip-flop-injury-worries-arsecast-18-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 1084 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=556 207.58.151.29 2007-03-02 15:29:31 2007-03-02 13:29:31 1 pingback 0 0
    Furious Arsene rails at 'Sky Sports News justice'. http://arseblog.net/2007/03/03/furious-arsene-rails-at-sky-sports-news-justice/ Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:22:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/03/furious-arsene-rails-at-sky-sports-news-justice/ We overreacted against Chelsea. I came out and apologised. But, for me, all the rest that happened afterwards was not right. And as the manager responsible for the Club I feel I am entitled to say that when [things are] not right. In this case the Club has been treated with disrespect and we deserve much better than that. I don't accept it. A passionate Arsene Wenger yesterday referring to Adebayor's red card and subsequent three match ban. Some people think perhaps he should let it lie but Arsene is obviously feeling this injustice very acutely. Personally, I think if he can prove that the FA have fucked it up then he should go for it. You can watch him in yesterday's press conference here - the link is midway through the article - and it's very rare to see him quite so incandescent with anger. Add to the Adebayor incident the fact that Arsenal do receive more yellow cards per foul than any other team - as illustrated by Goodplaya -  and his goat has been well and truly gotten. Labelling the aftermath of the brawl and the subsequent bans handed out as 'Sky Sports News justice' shows exactly what he thinks of the whole thing. He says he wants the truth and the strength of his language and insistence that he can explain his position means he'll be getting a chance to tell the FA, up close and personal, exactly what he's thinking. Leaving all that aside, because Arsene says it all much better than I ever could, we have injury worries again ahead of today's game against Reading. According to the manager we have only got 14 fit players. Injuries and suspensions sees us without Toure, Adebayor, Eboue, Henry, Rosicky, Flamini, Hoyte and van Persie. We do have Djourou and Diaby back though and hopefully Jeremie Aliadiere will have recovered from a cold/stomach bug to start later on. Thierry Henry is rated as only 50-50 for the game against PSV and the manager has admitted that a painkilling injection to allow him to play the first leg might not have been the best idea. Anyway, on to today's game - three points would be a healthy tonic after the last few results. I've always liked the way the team has responded to disappointments, can they do it again? Let's hope so. Enjoy your Saturday.]]> 342 2007-03-03 12:22:32 2007-03-03 10:22:32 closed open furious-arsene-rails-at-sky-sports-news-justice publish 0 0 post 0 1085 http://leftback.info/2007/03/27/arsenal-and-chelsea-fined-100000/ 207.58.151.29 2007-03-27 17:22:02 2007-03-27 15:22:02 1 pingback 0 0 Three good points but it was a bit scary http://arseblog.net/2007/03/04/three-good-points-but-it-was-a-bit-scary/ Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:29:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/04/three-good-points-but-it-was-a-bit-scary/ here. In other news Emmanuel Adebayor says his agent has told him Manchester United are after him. That's according to the News of the World. It's certainly possible that Adebayor's current contract doesn't really reflect his growing importance to the team but frankly, and I do like him, coming out with shite like this does him no favours at all. Keep playing your football and you'll get a new contract. Idle threats are not appreciated. Meanwhile Thierry Henry, rated as 50-50 by Arsene Wenger for the PSV game, looks set to miss out according to the Sunday Mirror. And that's that. Too much pain in the head area. More tomorrow.]]> 343 2007-03-04 13:29:43 2007-03-04 11:29:43 closed open three-good-points-but-it-was-a-bit-scary publish 0 0 post 0 1086 http://blogfc.com/football-news-roundup-050307/ 70.103.189.98 2007-03-05 06:55:14 2007-03-05 04:55:14 1 pingback 0 0 Quiet Monday but gingerman is unhappy http://arseblog.net/2007/03/05/quiet-monday-but-gingerman-is-unhappy/ Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:53:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/05/quiet-monday-but-gingerman-is-unhappy/ odd rant from Reading's Dave Kitson who claims Denilson tried to break his leg. If it's the same incident I'm thinking of the ginger twat got the ball then did the old scissors move on the Brazilian and he got booked for it. If Denilson had tried to break his leg I'm quite sure the card would have been the other way around and it would be the carrot top who needed treatment from the physio. Let us not forget that Kitson is the same player who spoke out about how people making fun of his gingerness left him feeling 'empty' inside and how he felt officials should clamp down on it because it was 'racist'. No, I'm not making it up. Kick racism gingism out of football.  Leaving behind the important stuff Gilberto looks ahead to the PSV game and says it's the biggest game of the season. He says:
    We are going to have to be patient on Wednesday. They sat back against us, waited for our mistake and they capitalised when we lost concentration - but we have 90 minutes to win the game so it is important to remain calm.
    Given the way Koeman's teams have played against us before and the fact that they have a one goal lead you can be quite sure they're not going to be too adventurous. An early goal for us would be fantastic because it would mean they have to come out and play a bit which will allow us to play our game but at the back we'll have to stay as tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm because another goal for them will make life very, very difficult indeed. No news yet about who's going to be fit, the main question is over Thierry Henry and to be honest if he's not 100% fit then there's no point in playing him. He, along with everyone else in fairness, was poor in the first leg and the pain killing injection he had to take before the game obviously had no benefit to anyone as he's been missing the last few games because of it. We'll have Adebayor back though and maybe Baptista can blunderbuss his way through the Dutch defence. I do wish we had Robin van Persie fit though. In other news Nicklas Bendtner says he wants to return to Arsenal after his loan spell with Birmingham. Anyway, that's about all there is to tell you this Monday morning. How was your weekend then?]]>
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    PSV preview - thoughts on team selection http://arseblog.net/2007/03/06/psv-preview-thoughts-on-team-selection/ Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:04:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/06/psv-preview-thoughts-on-team-selection/ Thierry Henry feels the niggly injuries he's picking up now are caused by playing when not fully fit at the start of the season. In hindsight it'd be easy to say we should have given him a longer rest after the World Cup but then it's not easy to rest a player as good as he is. The manager has a big decision to make for tomorrow. Does he risk a player who is clearly not 100% fit but who can provide the moment of magic that nobody else can or does he put his faith in Adebayor and Baptista and hope that a fully fit Henry will be more effective in the final stages of the season? I really think that if he's not fully fit then he shouldn't play. As much as we need his goals and that ability to do something something special he's generally not very effective when playing through pain so a hungry Adebayor and a Baptista off the back of a goal against Reading is probably the best bet. With PSV likely to play a defensive game they'll feel the absence of two defenders. A lot of people are worried about tomorrow, myself included of course, because of Koeman's record against us in the past. "He's got Arsenal's number", they say. Well, that might be true to an extent but we have to beat him at some stage and there's no reason why that can't be tomorrow night. If you recall this time last year there wasn't a huge amount of confidence when we travelled to Madrid. I can remember people before the game suggesting that if we came away with only a 2 or 3 goal defeat we'd be doing well. There's no reason why this team can't step it up again and kick on. As much as scoring an early goal is vital we just have to be strong at the back. Kolo will come back in and I'm sure he'll play alongside Gallas in the middle. Clichy is obvious at left back but right back isn't obvious to me. Eboue limped out of the game against Blackburn and Djourou did well against Reading. If Eboue is fit though he'll probably play because of his ability to get forward but he'll need more help from Hleb than the Belarussian gave Djourou against Reading. The only other issue is who plays on the left. With Rosicky out it seems a straight choice between Diaby and Ljungberg - perhaps Freddie's European experience and ability to get goals (I know, but think of Bolton!) will give him the edge. Certainly we have to play better than we did in Holland or we're going out. Unless PSV play even worse than that. I'm confident we can do it though. Gilberto says he's determined to make PSV fans pay for their racism when we won there some years ago. A hat-trick would be nice. Staying on the Dutch theme slighty the Mirror is reporting that we've targetted Ajax's Ryan Babel for a summer move which will see us offload Freddie Ljungberg. Apparently he was brought to the Grove as a guest of Robin van Persie in January and given the red carpet treatment. He looks a very decent player to me, I have to say. Could he fill that problem position on the left and allow Rosicky to move to the right where the manager sees him? We shall see. Joe O'Ceauruill will continue his loan spell at Brighton while ITV are trying to sell their shares in Arsenal to the Qatar Royal family. Finally, a big laugh at Ashley Cole who has managed, with his pathetic tome, to kill off the entire footballer's biography genre. Nice of some hack to refer to Arseblog as 'some Arsenal fans' but there you go. And that's that.]]> 345 2007-03-06 11:04:32 2007-03-06 09:04:32 closed open psv-preview-thoughts-on-team-selection publish 0 0 post 0 Henry could start - big performance needed from everyone http://arseblog.net/2007/03/07/henry-could-start-big-performance-needed-from-everyone/ Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:23:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/07/henry-could-start-big-performance-needed-from-everyone/ Thierry Henry is fit to start if the manager so chooses and I think he will so choose. He was talking up the importance of the captain yesterday, saying:
    It is vital because he can score us a goal at any minute. The players feel stronger when he is with us. He brings the capacity to make the difference. When you know that you want to score goals, a player like that is vital.
    Perhaps his couple of weeks off will have recharged his batteries. Let's hope so because we need a big performance from Thierry as much as anyone. In the absence of both Eboue and Hoyte we'll probably see Djourou at right back. Abou Diaby is fit but Philippe Senderos misses out with a hamstring strain. Freddie Ljungberg is confident we can go through despite the feeling that PSV will play a defensive game and make it difficult for us to break them down. He also says he doesn't really want to play for any other team than Arsenal. He's another one who could do with a big performance and hopefully the goal he scored against Bolton will give him the confidence he needs. No question we can't have another profligate night in front of goal like we had against CSKA. We have to take our chances and an early goal will settle things down although it won't really change the way PSV are going to play. If we go ahead though they'll have to come at us which should be to our advantage but we have to be careful of the danger of conceding. An away goal for them means we've got to really get our scoring boots on. I think it's going to be an exciting night at the Grove. I'm really looking forward it. Right, I'm off. Tom will be here with tomorrow's blog. I'll talk to you again on Friday. Come on you reds.]]>
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    Punished for missed chances http://arseblog.net/2007/03/08/punished-for-missed-chances/ Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:42:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/08/punished-for-missed-chances/ BBC, he's now out for three weeks, so injury may have played a not insignificant part in his display). For all the manager's talk before the game about us needing to be clinical in front of goal when we did get a chance, we weren't at all. That said, the game - indeed the tie - was pretty much all us and if we'd had someone capable of scoring a cunting goal and taken our chances we would've - should've - won. But PSV scored more goals than we did, and for Alex to get the equaliser after his own goal showed a lot of character - and said a lot about our ability to defend set pieces. I just fucking knew that cunt would score, so well played and good luck to them. Cocu aside; I hate that ugly fucking cunt. I can't see them going much further in the tournament, but who knows? Anyway, the season might be over in terms of silver pots but there's still some Premiership games to concentrate on and we can look back at a season of settling in several new players. Not good enough for our club, but I'll let Blogger dissect that at a later date. Until next time, Gooners. Thanks to a lovely, gorgeous forum member who knows who she is, I'll be coming down for the West Ham game at the beginning of April. Hope to see some of you there.]]> 347 2007-03-08 10:42:57 2007-03-08 08:42:57 closed open punished-for-missed-chances publish 0 0 post 0 Thoughts on PSV and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2007/03/09/thoughts-on-psv-and-other-stuff/ Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:37:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/09/thoughts-on-psv-and-other-stuff/ quoted in the Telegraph today)! Given that it's the day after the day after here are some random thoughts about my trip and the PSV game.
    • We are nowhere near clinical enough in front of goal. The opposition, time and time again this season, make the most of their chances whereas we squander ours. Both Cesc and Adebayor could put us in a much stronger position last night but their misses were just another page in the enormous catalogue this season has provided. It has been our major downfall this season - we're far too reliant on our strikers and beyond Henry and van Persie none of them score enough either. Gilberto aside the midfield hasn't contributed anywhere near enough and it's cost us. Arsene said pre-game we had to be ruthless. We weren't and it's cost us.
    • Corners - Not only are we shit at taking them we are fucking hopeless at defending them. I know their goal wasn't exactly a corner but it was taken from pretty much the same area. I'd ask serious questions about Jens for the goal as well. A decent header but it was right in the middle of the goal where you'd expect your keeper to be if he wasn't caught in two minds about whether to come for the ball or not. Talking to a couple of Germans last night in the hotel and they mentioned that Jens is strongly rumoured to be going to Stuttgart. That would mean their current keeper, Timo Hildebrand, would be on his way. One German for another perhaps?
    • Width - we really don't have any. Kolo got forward and wide in the first half but we lose that shape too easily and everything comes inside. If you think of an arrow head with the base on the halfway line and the tip in the middle of the D on the opposition box that's the area we play in. It's too tight, too narrow and far too easy to defend against. Why did we make a nice new pitch which was wider than Highbury if we're just going to play in an area the same size as a hospital corridor? This is a problem that we have to address and there are players more guilty than others of making us play like that.
    • Hleb - I have been a fan and I thought he'd improved a lot but in the last month he has been shocking. The guy has such great close control and dribbling skills but it's undermined constantly by his terrible final pass. At the game my Dad had his head in his hands about how often he gave the ball away and he's not an Arsenal fan. He is responsible, not solely I should say, for how narrow our game becomes and at times he seems afraid to shoot. One chance in particular in the second half saw him wide open with a chance to shoot from the edge of the box but he came back inside on his left foot and lost the ball. We can't have players who are that afraid to take responsibility. The free kick he gave away for their goal was ridiculously stupid but all players make mistakes like that. The main thing is how often he gives the ball away. Given how so much of our game is based on keeping possession and moving the ball quickly it's not a surprise we struggle to gain any kind fluency when one player keeps giving it back to the opposition. I wouldn't be unhappy to see him go in the summer.
    • Team selection - I thought it was strange. Denilson and Cesc are too similar. Why not play Diaby in there or simply play Gilberto and Djourou at right back or centre-half against a team that was never going to attack us? We needed Gilberto more in midfield than in defence last night. Henry was never fit enough and we've lost him for another spell - to be perfectly honest, I'd seriously think about giving him as much time as he needs to be properly 100% fit, even if that means next season. Baptista, I really want to like him but he's just not good enough, is he? There aren't enough goals in this team and if you want to compete at the highest level you can't have a team where only two or three players score goals with any kind of consistency - especially when two of them are banjaxed.
    • Leavers - I was astounded at the numbers of people who upped and left after their goal. While I completely understand feeling frustrated there was still time for stuff to happen. Does nobody remember Keown's two goals in the last five minutes against Shaktar Donetsk? I remember him talking about how great the crowd were that night and how much it helped. How inspiring was it for the players to see the stadium start to empty out like the final whistle had gone?
    • Arsebloggers - It is always a pleasure to meet everyone when I go London. Pints before the game are great but pints after the game when you can rant and get everything off your chest are even better. The Tollington Brolly is a brilliant place.
    So, as the boss said it's been a 'horrendous' fortnight for the club and while he is perfectly correct that there are a lot of positives there have been obvious negatives too. The most positive thing that can come from this little run is that the deficiencies that have been highlighted are addressed in the transfer market this summer, properly, and if that happens then what is good about this team can really come to the fore. We all know the potential of the youngsters but some of them need to have more experience around them to bring them on. Some of them need more competition for their place to bring them on. And overall the team needs to change the way it plays in that this narrow, pass through the eye of a needle stuff - while admittedly a bit overstated by the media - isn't as effective as it once was. Something has to change. There are big areas of the pitch that are underused primarily because we don't have the players to use them. Get those players. However, while slumps like the last couple of weeks try the patience and frustrate fans we can still make this a better season than last one. Last year we secured fourth spot on the final day of the season. This time we're in 4th but only a point behind Liverpool with two games in hand. What the manager will look for is an improvement in the final league position and third is certainly there for us if we want it. What they can't do now is sit around and feel sorry for themselves. There are games to be won, goals to be scored, futures at the club to be played for and it's up to the manager to get everyone focussed and ready for the final part of the season. Another season without silverware isn't nice but no team has a divine right to win trophies. They have to be earned and we haven't done enough this season but there's a chance for them to show that this team has something about it. Two weeks ago people couldn't praise us enough for our football and youth policy. Now our football isn't good enough and our players are too young. The truth lies somewhere inbetween and now we have another test of character with 11 league games and 33 points still to play for. And that's about it. You'll have noticed there's no Arsecast this week. I only got back in to Dublin last night so I didn't have time to get anything together. Sure, I could have knocked up something shoddy and of poor quality but I like to prepare my shoddy, poor quality material to ensure it's as shoddy and poor quality as possible. AWH, the Man in the Bar et al will return as usual next Friday.]]>
    348 2007-03-09 10:37:02 2007-03-09 08:37:02 closed open thoughts-on-psv-and-other-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 1087 http://jackiemanuelsposse.wordpress.com/2007/03/09/lates-links-hungover-edition/ 72.232.131.7 2007-03-09 15:06:57 2007-03-09 13:06:57 1 pingback 0 0
    Henry's season over and Arsenal have missed the real Thierry http://arseblog.net/2007/03/10/henrys-season-over-and-arsenal-have-missed-the-real-thierry/ Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:47:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/10/henrys-season-over-and-arsenal-have-missed-the-real-thierry/ Thierry Henry will miss the rest of the season after picking up stomach and groin injuries on Wednesday night. Arsene Wenger said:
    Thierry Henry will be out for a minimum of three months. Unfortunately this means he will now miss the rest of this season both domestically and internationally, but we are confident that he will be ready for the start of next season.
    Henry's season over... It's not really a surprise to be honest. He has looked like a broken man in recent weeks and he was obviously not fit for Wednesday but he's the player who can always get you a goal so the manager took a gamble and it backfired. I said on yesterday's blog that the best thing to do with Thierry is rest him until he's 100% fit. He's never been a player who has suffered a lot from injury but it's caught up with him sadly and 56 games in 2006 have taken their toll. I think he's mentally and physically fatigued and every time he comes back from one injury he's picking up another one. He needs to rest and recover properly and hopefully we'll see a different Thierry next season. Now, I know people are going to speculate and I fully expect wild stories of all shapes and sizes. There are people who will say he's played his last game for Arsenal or that we should let him go now and bring in somebody else but I'm not going along with that at all. He might be a bit precious and he might not be perfect but some of the vitriol launched at him in recent days has been nothing short of pathetic and smacks of bitterness just because Henry proved he was a striker who could get goals. Let's look at it this way. If he had wanted to go to Barcelona last summer he would have. Does nobody else remember how spirits were lifted when, after the Champions League final, he announced he was staying? He chose to stay with Arsenal and that's where his commitment should be judged. Now, there won't be too many people who would disagree if you said he'd had a poor season but he's still got 12 goals which is more than Adebayor, more than Baptista, more than anyone apart from Robin van Persie. By the high standards he's set it's poor but it's the first time in 7 or 8 seasons that he's had a bad season and I think he deserves more support from Arsenal fans. To slag off our leading scorer, someone who has won countless matches for us season after season, the very first time he struggles and needs our support is very disappointing and horribly fickle in my opinion. To say he doesn't care is wrong. If he didn't care he'd have gone to Barcelona. He's played the majority of this season with niggling injuries and it's shown in his performances. What we need is to get a fully fit Thierry Henry back on the pitch and if that means waiting until next season then so be it. You could ask if our elimination from three cup competitions and the fact that we've missed the 'real' Thierry Henry are connected. Would his goals have papered over the cracks of our goal-shy midfield? Probably. Anyway, I wish him well, I hope he sorts his body out and I look forward to seeing him back in the red and white next season. Speaking to the Sun Henry says he's 'devastated' but has vowed to be back next year saying this will make him even more determined. With Robin van Persie unlikely to figure again this season our striker woes were made more woeful by the news that Adebayor got an extra match on his ban for not punching Frank Lampard. Given that he actually was guilty of this particular charge then I don't suppose we can complain too much. It means more playing time for Baptista, Aliadiere and Theo who are to goalscoring what Michael Hutchence is to having a good time on your own. Gael Clichy has words of wisdom. He says:
    When you want to be a top club you have to win trophies. In two weeks we lost everything and it is hard to take. Against PSV I think we showed again we have great quality but, of course, you can't say that every week. You have to win games and win trophies.
    He's right. For all our nice football we haven't won anything and there are no prizes for aesthetics in football. After Liverpool had beaten Barcelona the other night Eamonn Dunphy ripped into Liverpool (Liam Brady wasn't too far behind him) and they said it was a shame that the beautiful football of Barcelona was out and that Liverpool were in. Would Barcelona have swapped their flowing football for a place in the last 8? Fucking right they would. Everyone loves to see nice passing and movement but not every team can play like that and even if they do it doesn't give them any more right to win a game against a team who work hard and make life difficult for them. We have to find a way of being more ruthless. We have to finish a higher percentage of our chances. We have to make it more difficult for the opposition to score against us. Luckily, those are things that can be improved through coaching and bringing in new players. I firmly believe the younger players will feel these disappointments acutely and use them as motivation. They are still improving. That said, some players are at a stage where they're unlikely to get much better. I got a lot of emails yesterday about Hleb. Now, first things first, I didn't say for a second that he cost us the game. I said his foul was stupid, and it was, and that they scored from it meant if you went fingerpointing then he'd be first on your list. However, players make fouls all over the pitch. The only thing you'd hope from an experienced player like Hleb is that he doesn't give away a foul in such a dangerous area. My main criticism of him is the final ball and for a fantastically skillful player it's maddening to see him give it away over and over again. Now, he's 26 years of age, he's a good but fundamentally flawed player and you have to make a decision about whether or not he's going to improve or if your squad would be better with a different kind of player. He has been giving the ball away since his first game at the club, it hasn't changed, it hasn't got better. Will it ever? If the manager thinks that Hleb has a place in the squad next season then that's fine. There have been games this season when he's been very effective and I like a lot of what he does but if the manager decides that we need a different option in Hleb's position then, as I said yesterday, I wouldn't be too unhappy to see him go. Anyhow, it's all about opinions. That's mine. Yours might be different and that's what makes football and the associated banter so interesting. You just get the chance to email me and call me a cunt for mine! Right, that's about that. It's a boring weekend because we don't play until Wednesday although Barcelona v Madrid should be interesting tonight as two wounded lions square up after going out of Europe this week. Goals and fights, that's what I want. More tomorrow.]]>
    349 2007-03-10 10:47:23 2007-03-10 08:47:23 closed open henrys-season-over-and-arsenal-have-missed-the-real-thierry publish 0 0 post 0 1088 http://blogfc.com/premiership-roundup-12th-march-2007/ 70.103.189.98 2007-03-12 19:33:07 2007-03-12 17:33:07 1 pingback 0 0
    Sunday round-up, Leopold returns on the real anr http://arseblog.net/2007/03/11/sunday-round-up-15/ Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:54:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/11/sunday-round-up-15/ The Sunday Mirror quotes Keith Edelman saying that our Champions League exit won't affect the manager's transfer budget for next season. It was £0.00p before and it's £0.00p after. Rob Hughes in the Sunday Times says Arsenal fans should have faith in Arsene Wenger. Will Arsenal's away kit next season be white? I really hope not. Some good news after a difficult week. I've had communication from Leopold. He was woken early yesterday by the racoons in the private vivesection lab he keeps in his cellar and sent me a new article. Arsenaltown needs a new sherrif is now available on the real ANR. And that's your morning dose. Until tomorrow.]]> 350 2007-03-11 10:54:56 2007-03-11 08:54:56 closed open sunday-round-up-15 publish 0 0 post 0 A quiet Monday http://arseblog.net/2007/03/12/a-quiet-monday/ Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:23:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/12/a-quiet-monday/ faux pas if true. There will of course be an Arsecast this week, sponsored as always by Savile Rogue. If you've got anything you'd like to contribute then check out the Arsecast page for details of email address, voicemail number than you can phone up and how to record a message directly from your computer. Best two contributions win themselves a Savile Rogue scarf. Also, am I right in thinking that if you buy a ticket in advance of the FA Youth Cup game against Manchester United on Wednesday it's only £3 (£1 for kids) and if you want to pay on the day the price goes up to £10? That's a bit shit, isn't it? Hopefully something will happen today, other than Jose Mourinho calling referees 'Filho de puta'. Funnily enough even when I was playing football in Spain calling somebody that (hijo de puta, in Spanish) generally resulted in a red card. I love how he's trying to pass it off as something people say all the time, the big spoofer. Right, I have to go see a man about a mic-stand.]]> 351 2007-03-12 11:23:40 2007-03-12 09:23:40 closed open a-quiet-monday publish 0 0 post 0 Arseblog wins Best Sports Blog in 2007 Bloggies http://arseblog.net/2007/03/13/arseblog-wins-best-sports-blog-in-2007-bloggies/ Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:28:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/13/arseblog-wins-best-sports-blog-in-2007-bloggies/ 2007 Bloggies. Hurrah! Arseblog - best sports blog in the 2007 Bloggies Considering the competition, and the resources behind a couple of those sites, it's a great achievement for Arseblog to win. So thanks to everyone who nominated and voted and thanks to everyone who reads and comments and emails and everything else which makes Arseblog such a fun place. There's a free home made Guinness for everyone and some cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks over there. Help yourselves. Now, onto all things Arsenal. Arsene Wenger says the last couple of weeks have left him feeling a little 'lost' and who can blame him? To go out of three cup competitions in such a short space of time would have any manager scratching their head but I suppose the only good thing is that there are no distractions. The focus is 100% on the league and perhaps we can utilise their cup replays and European nights to get as high up the league as possible. Cesc is looking at second place, saying:
    Let’s see if we can get second place. I still feel we have a chance to do that if we win every single game. We will see what happens. We just have to come back now, play as a team and try to get that second place. Chelsea still have to play Manchester United as well so I think it is possible.
    There's certainly no point in aiming low so we might as well go for it. The only real concern is where the goals are going to come from but if you, rightly, point fingers at the lack of goals once you go beyond Henry and van Persie then by the law of averages they have to start scoring some time so let's hope it's soon! Thierry Henry explains his injury problems, which sound quite serious, and says he won't be leaving Arsenal in the summer. As I've been saying for some time now the man deserves an even break from some fans and I hope he gets himself properly sorted so he can come back and do the business next season. William Gallas has called Arsenal's Champions League exit 'stupid' (especially the free kick we gave away for their goal) and says Arsenal lack a killer instinct in front of goal. Hard to argue with any of it although I'm finding a bit hard to listen to him being so harsh about the team. If he's not complaining about Chelsea he's finding something else to be a Negative Nancy about. And that's about that. A full Villa preview with team news and such tomorrow.]]>
    352 2007-03-13 10:28:55 2007-03-13 08:28:55 closed open arseblog-wins-best-sports-blog-in-2007-bloggies publish 0 0 post 0 1089 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/03/bloggies-are-dead-to-us-in-other-news.html 72.47.194.62 2008-04-14 01:31:35 2008-04-14 01:31:35 1 pingback 0 0
    Villa preview and Wenger rightly slates Domenech http://arseblog.net/2007/03/14/villa-preview-and-wenger-rightly-slates-domenech/ Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:28:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/14/villa-preview-and-wenger-rightly-slates-domenech/ team news ahead of the Villa game. Toure, Eboue, Clichy and Adebayor are out through suspension but Flamini, Rosicky and Hoyte come back in. Hleb is apparently injured and there's no mention of Senderos and apart from that we've got the rest pretty much fit. Up front I'd imagine it'll be Baptista and Aliadiere. This is where I add some line about them having to prove they can score goals blah blah blah but I feel a bit like I'm repeating myself and I'd rather be saying something like 'After their nine goal haul in the last game we hope they can keep it up'. Villa aren't having a particularly good season but they'll probably feel like they're playing us at a good time. We're a bit low after the cup defeats and we're struggling to score goals, although at least Cesc has held his hands up and said it's something he needs to add to his game. No question but he's only 19, he's scored goals before and he's just having a bad run. I wouldn't be surprised if he got one tonight actually. We do need a response from the players. As we've said over the last week there's no point feeling sorry for ourselves and wallowing in self-pity won't win us any points. They have to show people that people who have written them off are wrong. Or at least a bit wrong. Arsene Wenger feels the team is 95% right. I feel he might be a bit optimistic but he's not too far off and the injuries we've suffered this season would test any team. Henry, van Persie, Gallas, Rosicky, Ljungberg - all experienced heads who have been injured on and off and on and off and on again all season long. The manager also spoke, at length, about Thierry Henry and his current injury. While he certainly accepted that he had some part to play in it he was scathing about France and their coach Raymond Domenech. He said:
    I feel he has been badly managed after the World Cup by the French football team. On August 16 - less than 14 days after he came back – and they played him in the whole game against Bosnia. It was a friendly. After he had played in the World Cup final – why do they need to play him in the whole game?
    And he's right too. Every time Henry gets called up for a friendly he plays the 90 minutes. It's ridiculous and the boss is quite right to be aggrieved at how his captain is treated. Whether Domenech is using Henry to 'punish' Arsene Wenger for not meekly accepting his nonsensical team selections is hard to say but there's no doubt that the France coach has contributed, in a large way, to Henry's injury problems this season. What I thought was interesting about the announcement that Thierry would be out for the rest of the season was that they stated he'd miss the rest of the domestic and international season. As much of a two fingers to Domenech that they can give without him being a cunt about it. No doubt William Gallas will pipe up after a week and say that Domenech is quite within his rights to play Thierry but we all know the manager is 100% correct on this one. Elsewhere Gunnerblog discusses the manager's other quotes about only signing one or two players in the summer but that they'll be 'super class' players. Good luck to the youth side who take on Man Utd tonight at the Grove. Apparently some 30,000 tickets have already been sold with many more expected to turn up on the night. It'll be good for the kid-kids to experience playing in front of a big crowd, the noise, the atmosphere, and 40% of them fucking off before the final whistle. One of the sites that Arseblog beat in the Bloggies is about kissing some girl called Suzy. They said:
    Rumor: Some wuss soccer blog beat out KSK for the 2007 Best Sports Bloggie. Fact: Sadly this is true, but they don’t have the witty raconteurs and exquisitely beracked commenters that we do. So those guys can go choke on a bagful of monkey-cock.
    Wonderful sentiment, I have to say, but they underestimate the scintillating banter on the arses each day and I'm pretty sure our men have got much bigger moobs than theirs, even if they are American. As well as that we've gone beyond the stage of monkey-cock and have moved on to things like panther-cock and gnu-cock. Sorry you didn't win guys but you need to get with the times. Monkey-cock is so 1997. Anyway, that's that. Here's to three points tonight and a happy day tomorrow. Oh, and don't forget to get in touch about the Arsecast this week which features an interview with Arsenal legend Bob "Bob" Wilson.]]>
    353 2007-03-14 10:28:54 2007-03-14 08:28:54 closed open villa-preview-and-wenger-rightly-slates-domenech publish 0 0 post 0 1090 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/05/diarra-and-lehmanns-futures-doubtful-saturday-round-up/ 207.58.151.29 2008-01-05 12:44:28 2008-01-05 10:44:28 1 pingback 0 0
    A scrappy win and something's up with Baptista http://arseblog.net/2007/03/15/a-scrappy-win-and-somethings-up-with-baptista/ Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:05:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/15/a-scrappy-win-and-somethings-up-with-baptista/ I felt he had a bad back. We have checked that and he's really badly injured. So did he have a back injury before the game? Did he pick it up during the game or did he get a back injury when he mouthed off to the manager as he was taken off? And how did Arsene Wenger feel Baptista's back injury? It's all very weird, I have to say, but it's not difficult to understand the manager's frustration with his player. When he arrived I really, really wanted him to do well and be a success. I really did. However, I think we probably have to face facts that for 90% of the games he's played in he's looked slow, cumbersome and out of his depth. He's had more than enough time to adjust and he's just not performing to the standards required. The other thing to consider is perhaps Baptista knows that Arsenal won't be taking him on and in those circumstances a player can become a liability. Maybe he played tonight because we had no choice but maybe the manager would prefer to juggle his team than put up with the lack of effort displayed tonight. Does he have a back injury? Baptista doesn't seem to think so. It might just be we've seen the last of the beast. The manager praised the mental strength of the team and he was right to do so. It was a big scrap and we did enough to win and restore some confidence ahead of Everton on Sunday. Elsewhere, while the first team was scrapping for their 1-0 win the FA Youth Cup side beat Manchester United in front of 38,187 people at the Grove, nearly 5,000 more than watched Sp*rs in the UEFA Cup at White Hate Loan last night. A Kieran Gibbs goal gives them a 1-0 lead to take to Old Trafford for the second leg and well done to them. Here's hoping they can go all the way. So two 1-0s to the Arsenal. A good night all round. More tomorrow, including the Arsecast which features all the usual stuff plus exclusive interviews with Bob Wilson and Philippe Auclair from France Football who talks about Thierry Henry and the madness of Raymon Domenech. See you then.]]> 354 2007-03-15 11:05:32 2007-03-15 09:05:32 closed open a-scrappy-win-and-somethings-up-with-baptista publish 0 0 post 0 1091 http://thebeautifulgroan.com/2007/03/17/the-baptista-conundrum/ 67.210.98.85 2008-02-27 01:47:27 2008-02-26 23:47:27 1 pingback 0 0 Arsenal on tour this summer? Arsecast 19 out now! http://arseblog.net/2007/03/16/arsenal-on-tour-this-summer-arsecast-19-out-now/ Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:24:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/16/arsenal-on-tour-this-summer-arsecast-19-out-now/ Arsene Wenger who has been charged with 'improper conduct and/or bringing the game into disrepute' for remarks he made about the linesman after the Carling Cup final. He has until March 30th to respond and given how forthright and upset he was when he made those remarks you can be sure he'll be contesting the charge. He's probably been in and out of the FA a little more than he'd like this season though. As expected Raymond Domenech has hit back at the boss's criticisms of Thierry Henry's handling by the French squad. If you want some insight into the mind of the French coach then make sure to listen to this morning's Arsecast. Ahead of the Everton game the early team news sees the return of Kolo Toure but Gael Clichy and Emmanuel Eboue miss out because of injury. Adebayor is still suspended so who plays up front will be interesting although perhaps Baptista's back injury and reaction to being taken off was more to do with confusion than anything more sinister so he could well figure. Hleb should be back from his injury, Rosicky could start (and we have to hope he's somebody who can stay injury free next season) and that's as much as we know at this stage. There was also some news about Robin van Persie and the boss thinks he could be back at the end of April. Cesc talks about stuff. He's got such an intelligent outlook on things. Theo Walcott could miss the rest of the season if he undergoes surgery to fix his shoulder while Jens Lehmann could leave Arsenal to join Hertha Berlin in a two year deal. 1.1% of Arsenal was sold yesterday and according to Nigel Phillips of the Arsenal Supporters Trust it's Danny Fiszman who sold that amount of shares for just over £4m. The identity of the purchaser is not known at this stage. It seems that the club is actively looking to take advantage of no international tournament this summer and it's believed that a post-season tour of Asia is being planned. As well as that there is a suggestion that a pre-season tour of the United States might be in the works as well although that is yet to be confirmed. I've got mixed feelings about these tours I have to say, particularly the post-season ones. We could do with our boys getting as much rest as possible. Pre-season has to take place somewhere and I don't see any real hassle in playing some friendlies in the states and it'll no doubt put some shillings in the piggy bank. Anyway, we shall see what happens. Now then, after a week off the Arsecast returns with a bumper 45 minute show.Arsecasts This week's Arsecast, sponsored as always by Savile-Rogue.com, features two blogchats! One with Philippe Auclair from France Football and the other with Arsenal legend Bob Wilson who talks football, goalkeepers and about the Willow Foundation. The Man in the Bar has another player history, Arsene Wenger Hawkins looks on the bright side of life and there's some other arsebloggery waffle in there too. As well as that there's a bet of the week from BlueSq.com - "Arsenal’s first goalscorer against Everton to be 23 years old or younger 6/5 - 24 or older 8/13" Listen into the Arsecast for more details and if you haven't got a Bluesq.com account please sign up using the link above or the one on the right hand side of the blog. And of course there's the winner of the two Savile Rogue scarves for the best contributions to this week's Arsecast. Remember, if you want to email or leave a voicemail for the show you can find all the contact info here. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And that's that. Have a fun Friday. More tomorrow.]]> 355 2007-03-16 10:24:56 2007-03-16 08:24:56 closed open arsenal-on-tour-this-summer-arsecast-19-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Snake free Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/03/17/snake-free-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:34:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/17/snake-free-saturday-round-up/ Gilberto Silva would be going nowhere despite reported interest from Juventus. He also, after that rather curious incident in midweek, said that Julio Baptista was happy at Arsenal and put the team ahead of his own individual performances. Despite being told all along that the Reyes/Baptista transfers could operate independently of each other should one club decide to keep and another let a player go Arsene said yesterday that the futures of both players are linked. With Reyes not wanted at Madrid and now desperately trying to go back to Sevilla now that they're top of the league it'd mean Arsenal paying top dollar for the Brazilian. Some reports suggested we'd negotiated a fee of £15m but I would respectfully suggest those reports are a load of shite. There's no way we'll pay that much for him (if a proven Premiership goalscorer like Andy Johson was too expensive then a guy who can't seem to score bar one or two games a season must surely be too expensive) and to be honest I'd be very, very surprised if he was an Arsenal player next season. He also has high hopes for Nicklas Bendtner who, he says, will return to Arsenal next season to challenge for a first team place. Of the other loanees he says Kerrea Gilbert 'might' come back while Alex Song 'will'. There's no question Bendtner has shown flashes of talent this season at Birmingham but questions can be asked of his workrate and I'm baffled at how many people seem to think recalling him is the answer to our current problems. Another player rumoured to be on the way out is Jens Lehmann but he's been offered a contract by Arsenal. Obviously if he wants longer than a year he'll go elsewhere though. Thierry Henry speaks in today's Sun:
    If someone asks me how to describe this season, I would say we could have done better. Next season, we need to bring back some silverware. I think that is very important. We need to repay the fans but we also have to repay Arsene, who has shown a lot of confidence in the team.
    Also at yesterday's press conference said the next three away cames can decide our season and the ambition is to finish as high as possible. They've got second place in their sights but the focus has to be just on the next game. Three points against Everton is vital but it won't be easy. They're never a pushover (that one mad night a couple of seasons ago apart) and they're pushing for European football too. With Liverpool playing before us we could find ourselves in 4th before the game so we'll need those points to go above them again. Right, that's that. Time for a big breakfast then the beers may commence. Finally: Happy Saint Patrick's Day!]]>
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    Bleurgh http://arseblog.net/2007/03/18/bleurgh/ Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:15:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/18/bleurgh/ 357 2007-03-18 15:15:37 2007-03-18 13:15:37 closed open bleurgh publish 0 0 post 0 No strikers and poor team selection costs Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2007/03/19/no-strikers-and-poor-team-selection-costs-arsenal/ Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:51:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/19/no-strikers-and-poor-team-selection-costs-arsenal/ 358 2007-03-19 12:51:11 2007-03-19 10:51:11 closed open no-strikers-and-poor-team-selection-costs-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 1092 http://jackiemanuelsposse.wordpress.com/2007/03/19/lates-links-13/ 72.232.131.39 2007-03-19 14:59:41 2007-03-19 12:59:41 1 pingback 0 0 In defence of Arsene http://arseblog.net/2007/03/20/in-defence-of-arsene/ Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:55:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/20/in-defence-of-arsene/ very similar articles. The accusations were almost the same, the club had gone backwards, the players brought in weren't good enough, the formation was this or that, the manager had lost it and would never get it back. Now, maybe you might call United's season lucky and perhaps they have been fortunate with injuries but they are where they are and that's the top of the league, in the semi-finals of the FA Cup and still in the Champions League. Not bad for a manager who had 'lost it' and 'must go'. Were they premature in writing him off? Absolutely. I think the same thing is happening with Arsene Wenger at the moment and I think it's also premature. The Highbury Spy says we're a 'joke', which I think is very harsh. I'm as frustrated and pissed off as anyone when we lose, especially to horrible cunts like Warnock and Mark Hughes but as I said there are 10 games left in the season, we can finish third and if we do then we will have improved from last season. We may not have challenged for the title but we'll have improved. People will point to his continued reluctance to bring in established, quality players and that is something I think he can do better with. There was a time when Arsene Wenger's Arsenal were a team that mixed quality football with power, athelticism and they were a team that had a bit of an edge. They got stuck in. At the moment we're lacking that part of our game, we're lacking the character and spirit that those players in the past gave us. I'm sure the players at the moment are probably more technically gifted than they were but nice close control and drag backs don't always win you games in snow storms when you need a big fucking clogger to drive the team on. That is something I hope the manager addresses in the summer. If you read around you'll see the manager talking about how he doesn't need a striker in the summer. He says:
    Up front we have Henry, Van Persie, Adebayor, Walcott, Baptista, Aliadiere and also Bendtner who is coming back from Birmingham. Where do you put all these players?
    He's right. Granted, I'd put Aliadiere and Baptista on a slow boat to China and I don't expect either of them to be at the club next season but there's method to his words and I don't think a forward is what we need. He does the same with the midfield, saying:
    There is a lot of strength within the squad and we can compete at the top level. In the middle of the park we have Hleb, Rosicky, Diaby, Fabregas, Denilson, Gilberto and Song. What can you add?
    Now, even a blind man can see that none of those midfield players gives us natural width and somebody has to be sacrified to bring that kind of a player in because that's the player we need more than any other. However, at this stage of the season I don't really envisage Arsene Wenger saying "Well, yes, I'll be making a number of changes this summer because some of the players I've got aren't really doing the business." He needs the guys he's got at the moment, he needs them to believe they're important and can win games and to have confidence. Making veiled, non-specific threats about getting rid of players isn't going to do that at this stage of the season and the games we've got coming up won't be won by players worrying if they're the ones on the list. Maybe it might spur some of them on but maybe not and it's never been Arsene's way to criticise any of his players in public. Where and when we need to judge is the end of the season - to start with. If we've improved from last season we can take that as a positive and build on it from there. Then we need to see what sort of movement we'll have in the transfer market in the summer. I think there's as much potential in some of these players as the manager does but some of them have had their chances and they haven't taken them. We won't win anything with just potential. Some quality, and established quality, must be added to the squad in the summertime to bring on some of the younger players and give us the qualities that we're missing. It's not as if Hleb is going to learn how to go past a full back between now and August or Aliadiere or Baptista suddenly become hot-shot strikers. Their limitations, along with a couple of others, are plain for all to see and if he's serious about challenging for titles and cups then they have to be addressed. Those who have been given plenty of chances and haven't delivered out. Some new blood in. If he doesn't do that in the summer and we find ourselves 20-odd points behind the leaders next March then I think it'd be wrong if we didn't ask questions of Arsene and his policy. I love the fact that he's discovering gems like Cesc, Denilson, Diaby etc etc and it's a remarkable talent for any manager to have - not many do - but I'd love it even more if he augmented them with a bit more experience and players who can bring something a bit different to the current side. I'm happy to give him the time to do that and although you might say his transfer dealings in previous summers don't necessarily auger well for this one I think the underlying fact that Arsene is an intelligent man and is as aware of his team's failings as anyone will see him do something about the make up of the squad. So, in conclusion, too early to write off Arsene Wenger no matter how frustrating games like yesterday are. Let's not forget it was barely 6 or 8 weeks ago when we were taking Liverpool apart at Anfield, twice in three days, that people couldn't praise his youth policy enough. I'd suggest that people are too quick to hype up the good stuff and too quick to make mountains out of molehills when something bad happens. And that's that. A quick news round-up for you now: Jens Lehmann has denied any contact with Hertha Berlin. I still expect him to leave in the summer. One of the candidates to replace him is Hearts Craig Gordon (and you can hear Bob Wilson talk about him and Ben Foster in the current Arsecast). Gilberto states the obvious and says that the game against Liverpool will go a long way to decide who finishes third while the boss talks about how the whole transfer system could undergo a change. Finally, wasn't that incident at the end of the Sp*rs v Chelsea game last night just disgraceful. To get that close to Frank Lampard then swing like a granny and fail to connect with your punch is absolutely shameful. That fan should be banned for life for being completely crap, the useless twat. More tomorrow.]]>
    359 2007-03-20 10:55:07 2007-03-20 08:55:07 closed open in-defence-of-arsene publish 0 0 post 0 1093 http://arsenalnews.wordpress.com/2007/03/20/everyone-cross-their-fingers-no-one-gets-injured/ 72.232.131.14 2007-03-20 19:17:13 2007-03-20 17:17:13 1 pingback 0 0
    Punctual trophies, caviar and sausage http://arseblog.net/2007/03/21/punctual-trophies-caviar-and-sausage/ Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:52:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/21/punctual-trophies-caviar-and-sausage/ He spoke about 'punctual trophies', saying:
    I am as frustrated as the fans are, but I feel as well that it is not the only target and only aim of a football club. There is something bigger inside the Club more than the punctual trophies you go for. It is about the development of the team, the future of the Club and the football we want to play. Trophies are a consequence of that.
    Now, I think I know what he means. He's basically saying that there's going to be a bit of short term pain in return for some long term gain, just in a typically roundabout way. And to be honest I think the majority of fans can and will accept that once they see that in the short terms efforts are made to address some of the problems we have. Again that boils down to what happens in the transfer market this summer and while we all realise some of the young players will be better for their experience this season some of the not so young players remain unconvincing and ripe for a good old fashioned culling. Around some of the other blogs East Lower asks when the boss will return to Philippe Senderos in defence. The big Swiss has struggled this season, no question, but for me he remains a good prospect and capable of a long term future at the club. Gunnerblog reckons Abou Diaby should play every game between now and the end of the season and sees him as the long term partner for Cesc. If, as I think will happen, we revert to a 4-5-1 with Adebayor as the lone striker with someone like Rosicky or Freddie supporting then there's a place in the side for Diaby. Gilberto can anchor the midfield and Cesc and Abou can do their work ahead of him. In a 4-4-2 it's hard to see a place for him just yet as we'll stick with the experience of Gilberto who should move back into midfield for the Liverpool game. He's an exciting prospect though and I'm hoping he doesn't come back from international duty banjaxed. That aside there's not much else happening on the blogs apart from some people tediously dragging out a week old drama in search of hits. Give it a fucking rest. There will, of course, be an Arsecast this Friday (handily sponsored by Savile Rogue now that it's gone cold again!) and I'll have more details of what's coming up on that tomorrow. Also, if you notice things going a bit wonky around here today I'm just fiddling around under the bonnet a bit. Until then...]]>
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    Today is Thursday http://arseblog.net/2007/03/22/today-is-thursday/ Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:12:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/22/today-is-thursday/ persistent injuries have blighted William Gallas' first season at the club. Maybe he was tired after the World Cup and needed more rest but he's in danger of suffering from mouthache more than a tight hammy these days. Cesc says we can win the league next season. The young Spaniard says:
    I think no team in the world has young players with this quality and I think we have improved this year. Next season I feel we will definitely be genuine title contenders. I think we have a great squad, we all know each other really well, we have a lot of quality, we have the desire, we are all winners.
    I would love nothing more, I have to say. However, I've said enough already about what I feel the team needs to win it. All I would say is if everyone had the same attitude as Cesc we'd probably be challenging this year. Tomas Rosicky says we don't score enough and Chelsea are boring. He wins this week's 'Grass is green and night follows day' award. Jens Lehmann is in no hurry to decide his future, saying:
    Every week, a new club is linked with me, while everybody knows I am also happy at Arsenal. I'd rather not talk about it all.
    If I was a betting man I'd certainly put money on Jens leaving this summer. At 38 he's not getting any younger, he won't get a two year at Arsenal and I'd hate to a Seamanesque situation where we see the sharp decline of a once great keeper. Finally, Thierry Henry says he can't watch football when he's out injured. And that's about it. Don't forget there's an Arsecast tomorrow which will feature a chat with the Man from East Lower about our misfiring strikers and their futures at the club plus lots of other Arse-related goodness.]]>
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    It's vewy, vewy quiet - Arsecast 20 out now! http://arseblog.net/2007/03/23/its-vewy-vewy-quiet-arsecast-20-out-now/ Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:56:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/23/its-vewy-vewy-quiet-arsecast-20-out-now/ Arsecast 16, said that after all the work getting the new stadium together a takeover bid would be most unwelcome. Until we know who exactly has bought Danny Fiszman's shares then people will speculate. Was it you? Did you buy Danny Fiszman's shares? Call Arseblog in complete confidence!! Another French youngster has signed. We did report this back in January but the Telegraph says we've secured the signature of Gilles Sunu, a striking prodigy, who we hope is more Henry than Aliadiere. No doubt when things get rocky again people will say "Oh, well we've got Sunu. He's supposed to be, like, completely awesome and stuff and even though he's just 6 year olds he's the answer to all our problems." That aside not much happening so it's on with the Arsecast we go. Arsecasts This week's Arsecast, sponsored as always by Savile-Rogue.com, features a blogchat with the Man from East Lower in which we discuss our misfiring strikers and midfied, discuss William Gallas and some other stuff too. The Man in the Bar has another player history, Arsene Wenger Hawkins is there, based on your suggestions we tell new Arsenal fan Jeff why he should hate Sp*rs and there's some other waffle in there too. Because there's no match there's no bet of the week from BlueSq.com - but that doesn't mean you can't open an account and bet on camel racing or something. And of course there's the winner of the two Savile Rogue scarves for the best contributions to this week's Arsecast. Remember, if you want to email or leave a voicemail for the show you can find all the contact info here. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (18mb MP3) or zip file here. You can find the arsecast archives here. Ok, that is entirely that and I need some breakfast and some painkillers due to over-exposure to Guinness last night.]]> 362 2007-03-23 10:56:21 2007-03-23 08:56:21 closed open its-vewy-vewy-quiet-arsecast-20-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1094 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=577 207.58.151.29 2007-03-23 16:22:16 2007-03-23 14:22:16 1 pingback 0 0 Sepp Blatter should shut his fat mouth http://arseblog.net/2007/03/24/sepp-blatter-should-shut-his-fat-mouth/ Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:36:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/24/sepp-blatter-should-shut-his-fat-mouth/ Steve Bruce says he always knew Nicklas Bendtner would end up back at Arsenal,  Petr Cech sort of praises Jens Lehmann, we're linked with yet another pre-pubescent prodigy - this time it's a Norwegian called Haavard Nordtveit, Philippe Senderos and Johann Djourou both featured for Switzerland in a friendly against Jamaica. And that's about it in terms of Arsenal. I do have to mention our old friend Sepp Blatter saying "football is ill" after incidents of on pitch violence. To be fair to him he does say what happened at the Carling Cup final was nothing compared to what happened between Valencia and Inter Milan but it is slightly hypocrytical that the man who has done as much as anyone to make the game ill should shoot his mouth off. Under his stewardship FIFA has become an organistation as corrupt and greedy as any big corportation you might want to mention. Their aim is purely and simply to make money and for all their talk about the good of the game we all know the motivation behind ideas like a World Cup every two years, restricting the number of 'foreign' players in a league and shite-arse tournaments like the Confederations Cup which is directly responsible for the death of one player but then FIFA don't care. The show had to go on. Cunts. He's the one who has the clubs and officials desperate to cream in the Champions League money and advertising and sponsorship. He's the one who introduces pathetic laws like players being booked for taking their top off, then players being booked for wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it and doling out the same punishments for petty, stupid offences like that as they do for acts of serious, pre-mediated foul play. He's a fucking arsehole and the only way football, which undoubtedly has problems, will get any better is when someone in charge takes responsibility for the game of football and stops the shameless profiteering. Back tomorrow.]]> 363 2007-03-24 11:36:42 2007-03-24 09:36:42 closed open sepp-blatter-should-shut-his-fat-mouth publish 0 0 post 0 More on Gallas, Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/03/25/more-on-gallas-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:43:25 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/25/more-on-gallas-sunday-round-up/ I wrote yesterday that he needs to 'shut up' after criticising the Arsenal medical staff. I stand by that 100%. I don't think there's any benefit to him or to the club by washing his dirty laundry in public. To my mind it's disrespectful and it's just not the way things are done at Arsenal. Then we have more in today's Sunday People where he says:

    We made mistakes that players of experience would never make. Am I going to ask Arsene Wenger to sign experienced players? Before saying it in the press, I will ask him face to face. I knew the team was young, but it was only bit by bit that I realised it really lacked experience.

    Now, he says he's going to ask Arsene Wenger face to face before saying it in the press yet he's saying it in the press. Anyway, what fucking business does he have asking Arsene Wenger anything about transfers? As for his misconceptions about the make-up of this Arsenal side it sounds to me like he's making excuses. He knew who the players were at the club before he joined. He knew, while he behaved in such a way that made it impossible for Chelsea to keep him that there was no more Campbell, no more Pires, no more Bergkamp, no more Cole. Now, 6 months down the line he says he only realised bit by bit this team was inexperienced? I don't buy it.

    Now, before I get slated all over the place I think that a lot of what he says has merit. Sure, we need to be more ruthless in front of goal. Yes, we need to win ahead of playing so-called 'pretty' football, but it's not as if we need William Gallas to tell us that and we don't need him telling it to the French press week in, week out. I noted here my objection to his slagging off of Alex Hleb a week after the PSV game. Yes, it was a stupid free kick to give away but Gallas bleating on about it does nothing for anyone apart from cause problems in the dressing room and if he wants to act out the role of senior player then causing those sort of problems is not something he should be doing.

    He talks about the young players then, saying:

    We don't have any killers. You can't rely only on Thierry Henry. The youngsters must understand that. They want a place in the first team. Okay, it's up to them to show they deserve it.

    No, we can't rely on Thierry Henry but that's why we have Robin van Persie, who's injured unfortunately but was our leading scorer. That's why we have Freddie Ljungberg who doesn't score any more. That's why we have Julio Baptista who gets worse each week. That's why we have experienced players like Alex Hleb and Tomas Rosicky who haven't taken up the slack in the absence of our strikers.

    No Arsenal fan will tell you that this team is right. What I have always said is that the youngsters need a bit, just a bit, more experience around them to bring them along. For me the bright spots this season have been young players like Cesc, van Persie, Denilson, Clichy, Djourou and Diaby. The disappointments have been the experienced players above who haven't delivered. Players like Rosicky who has spent more time out injured than on the pitch, players like Baptista who came with such a great reputation and has turned into one of the biggest flops of Arsene's reign, players like William Gallas who has been out injured and who should be getting his head down and playing the sort of football we know he's capable of instead of trying to point fingers and blame players who really don't deserve it as much as those he fails to mention.

    It's funny. Adebayor came to Arsenal with a reputation as a trouble-maker and people were worried about the effect he might have on the team. Since his arrival though he's come through a bad patch after some bad misses and a lot of criticism and his attitude, work rate, commitment and performances have won fans over. William Gallas arrived having kicked up at Chelsea, complained constantly about being played out of position, failing to turn up for a pre-season tour and everyone defends him now that he's showing the same kind of behaviour at Arsenal. Why are we surprised?

    On his day and fully fit William Gallas is an excellent footballer. A footballer that could bring a lot to this team. However, as of yet we haven't seen that William Gallas. The William Gallas we're seeing is a petulant loudmouth who seems to spend more time talking to his friends in the French press. Maybe some people like that William Gallas, I'd prefer the one who plays football well and that is my whole point.

    Cesc says this season has been 'hard' because we've been knocked out of all the competitions, he says the PSV exit was disappointing and to be so many points behind United is 'not good enough'. "What's the difference between him and Gallas?", some might ask - Cesc has proved his worth to us on the pitch, Cesc isn't singling out one player or groups of players, Cesc talks about the team and not individuals.

    Away from him Emmanuel Adebayor says he'll be considering his international future after receiving death threats before Togo's game with Sierra Leone. He says:

    Thank God I scored two goals in this qualifying match against Sierra Leone. I do not know what would have happened to me if I had not scored those goals. Now I am going to go back to Arsenal to think about my future. have to protect my life and I have a family to look after.

    Considering the death threats came warning him to play the match or else then he's got a lot of thinking to do. You'd have to ask yourself is international football worth the bother. Which it isn't, of course.

    Inter Milan want Tomas Rosicky for £10m. Tempting but hopefully we can get him properly fit and with a decent run in the side he can show us what he's made of.

    And that's that. More tomorrow, enjoy your Sunday, and don't forget if you're feeling tired it's because the clocks have gone forward and you've lost an hour's sleep.

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    364 2007-03-25 12:43:25 2007-03-25 10:43:25 closed open more-on-gallas-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 1095 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=578 207.58.151.29 2007-03-26 05:30:34 2007-03-26 03:30:34 1 pingback 0 0
    Adebayor axed, US billionaire, Gilliam Wallas http://arseblog.net/2007/03/26/adebayor-axed-us-billionaire-gilliam-wallas/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:09:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/26/adebayor-axed-us-billionaire-gilliam-wallas/ Emmanuel Adebayor though. He and two other players have been kicked out of the Togonian national squad after a row over bonus payments. Apparently the players are still owed bonus money from the World Cup, something the Togo FA has a bit of a history of, and you can only assume that Adebayor and his two pals were axed after kicking up about it (no doubt on behalf of the whole squad). That means he comes back to Arsenal sooner, which is good for us at the moment that's all I care about. Yesterday's Sunday Times ran a story about a US billionaire, Stan Kroenke, who is in talks with ITV about buying their share of the club. The fact that he's the owner of the Colorado Rapids - a club Arsenal recently announced a partnership with - has done little to dampen speculation that a takeover is imminent. On the other hand there's very little reason to suspect the club's position on being taken over has changed in any way and at the moment the distribution of shares means any hostile bid can be rejected by the board. We'll just have to wait and see what, if anything, happens here. Gael Clichy says Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player he's ever played against. That's because he's never played against me, you see. Gunnerblog defends William Gallas. I know you can say 'Well, what has he really done wrong?' but that would be over-simplifying things, in my view. What did Fred West really do wrong apart from kill a few people? What has Phil Collins really done wrong but make a few records? In seriousness though, perhaps this is something that wouldn't have been such a big deal if he'd said it at a time when we didn't have a two week break, but he's been unwise to say it when he knows fans are at a low ebb and I still maintain that what he said should have not been said in public at all. Anyway, that's about this size of it this morning. It'd be nice if we'd had a game this weekend and we'd won. It'd be like a marvellous footballing dream come true. As it is we've got to wait until Saturday to take on the Mug Smashers. I think this could be another long week.]]> 365 2007-03-26 09:09:26 2007-03-26 07:09:26 closed open adebayor-axed-us-billionaire-gilliam-wallas publish 0 0 post 0 Inside the Togo FA http://arseblog.net/2007/03/27/inside-the-togo-fa/ Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:51:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/27/inside-the-togo-fa/ Stan Kroenke, father of little Jimmy Kroenke, has denied any interest in an Arsenal takeover, saying:
    There’s no interest or intention in buying any shares or any pieces of Arsenal Football Club, or any club in the Premier League.
    However, I'm told from two well placed sources that ITV have been in discussions with this group regarding the 9.9% of the club they own. Whether anything further happens now, I don't know. The Togo sports minister says he doesn't understand the decision to send Emmanuel Adebayor, and two other players, home as the mediation process regarding the bonus payments was still underway. Perhaps the big man arrived in the office for talks, said his piece then did that dance he does with Thierry Henry. That might have given them just the chance they needed. "Get out, Adebayor", they might have said.  "We won't have any of that dancing here." "You people don't understand the funk, the Adebaygroove", he might have replied whilst gyrating his hips in an entirely inappropriate way but which also made them slightly aroused. "Good Jesus, it's the Togonian Elvis, the one the prophets have warned us about", they possibly exclaimed. "From hence forth you are prohibited from playing for the national side lest you infect the rest of the players, and the country, as you trip this light fantastic." "Your loss, man, I mean, men", Ade could have said in reply, "the Adeboogaloo could have united this country in dance, in joy and in World Cup winning football but I will return to London where they appreciate my moves. See you bitches later." Football is as much about politics as anything else, isn't it? Former Gunner Anthony Stokes says his new boss, Roy Keane, is like Arsene Wenger while Clubcall link us with Italian central defender Matteo Ferrari. More tomorrow (fingers crossed something actually happens today).]]>
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    FA fines way over the top, more share movement http://arseblog.net/2007/03/28/fa-fines-way-over-the-top-more-share-movement/ Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:54:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/28/fa-fines-way-over-the-top-more-share-movement/ Arsenal and Chelsea were both fined £100,000 for the Carling Cup 'brawl', which was little more than a bit of pushing and shoving at the end of the day. The FA said:
    The Commission stated that it viewed the incident as serious, unacceptable and damaging to the image of the game. It found that Arsenal players had been marginally more involved in the Carling Cup Final incident, but that Chelsea FC had past proven cases in recent years regarding the general behaviour of their players where warnings had been issued.
    Now, £100,000 is a lot of money, for Arsenal. For Chelsea it doesn't matter a jot. It could be £1m and it wouldn't matter but the point is that both clubs have, in light of other incidents, been very harshly treated. The example that people are holding up against is the brawl between Sp*rs and Boro which saw them fined £8,000 and £4,000 (both clubs had 50% of those fines suspended as well). Let's not forget Emmanuel Adebayor was fined £7,500 for his part in the Carling Cup goings on, more than the Sp*rs and Boro fines combined. Hardly fair, is it? Should Chelsea not also have been fined for their fans behaviour as they hurled potentially lethal sticks of celery onto the pitch? You have to question the FA's motives behind these fines. With a massive payout to Sven Goran Eriksson (which is being paid in installments) £200,000 comes in very handy indeed, doesn't it? There's really no point going over such old and well trodden ground though. I mean, we could ask why West Ham weren't even investigated when some scumbag threw a coin which hit Robin van Persie but what's the point? The FA are a shower of insufferable cunts who have always been a shower of insufferable cunts and always will be a shower of insufferable cunts. There's not much more to it than that. There was movement of Arsenal shares yesterday and strange movement it was too. Ken Friar transferred 152 shares to Peter Hill-Wood for £0.00p per share, which is a very competitive price, you have to say. That means the Chairman now has 500 shares which accounts for 0.80% of Arsenal's shares. With the 1.1% sold by Danny Fiszman still causing ripples this will do nothing to dampen speculation but at the moment that's all it is. We know something's going on, but what? I do love a good mystery. The French press yesterday linked us with Frank Ribery again, no surprise, as well as Florent Malouda and Eric Abidal (who are most unlikely targets). I'm not going to bother too much with transfer stuff when there's still a fair chunk of the season to go but of the three the short ugly winger is the mostly likely to arrive in the summer. Gilberto has been linked with a move to Juventus. There are quotes from him and quotes from agents and blah blah blah. More worrying are reports that he limped out of last night's friendly against Ghana at half-time so we shall have to wait and see if he's fit for Saturday. Tomas Rosicky was fined for partying a bit to late with some of his Czech buddies after their 2-1 defeat to Germany at the weekend. The final groups of games take place tonight so hopefully all our players will come back injury free. Light votive candles, sacrifice goats to whichever God you worship. It is your duty. Until tomorrow.]]>
    367 2007-03-28 09:54:13 2007-03-28 07:54:13 closed open fa-fines-way-over-the-top-more-share-movement publish 0 0 post 0 1096 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=580 207.58.151.29 2007-03-28 11:47:48 2007-03-28 09:47:48 1 pingback 0 0
    Internationals over -let the real football commence http://arseblog.net/2007/03/29/internationals-over-let-the-real-football-commence/ Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:36:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/29/internationals-over-let-the-real-football-commence/ he's already looking forward to recharging his batteries in the summer. Elsewhere Rosicky played for the Czechs, Freddie played for Sweden who were beaten by Northern Ireland while Abou Diaby started for France and did well by all accounts. Apart from that I don't know who else played but if there are any injuries no doubt we'll find out today. Away from the first team Nicklas Bendtner scored for Denmark as they beat Germany 1-0 in a friendly. The Times is reporting that Arsenal have a verbal agreement in place to sign Frank Ribery in the summer, provided Marseille don't qualify for the Champions League. Opinions are divided about him but he's small, quick, direct, goes wide and does offer something different than the central midfielders we're insisting on playing on the wings these days. At this stage he's the most likely arrival in the summer. Gael Clichy talks about losing a finger, dying and how Armand Traore breathing down his neck keeps him on his toes. Arsene Wenger says he should have sacrificed the FA Cup this season and says the replays against Bolton and Blackburn were a factor in going out against PSV in the Champions League. It sounds like a nice thing to say but realistically how do you sacrifice a competition like the FA Cup and especially when you're playing at home like we did against Blackburn? At that stage we had a squad with a lot injuries so who does he pick and how exactly do you sacrifice the game? Do you lose deliberately at home? Score own goals on purpose? Of course not. I'm not sure the FA Cup had much of an impact on the PSV game. Would losing in the FA Cup have made our strikers score goals? No Sir, it would not. Jose Antonio Reyes says he's still hoping to secure a permanent deal with Real Madrid. Whatever happens I think you can be sure he won't be coming back to Arsenal. Meanwhile the boss has ruled out the possibility of Gilberto joining Juventus, calling them a 'pack of stripey shirted, Brady stealing cunthammers', and who can argue with him? And that's that. I must away and record an Arsecast for you but with little material to work with this week it might well be a short one. Unless, of course, I include my acapella cover version of Safety Dance. Hmmmmm....]]> 368 2007-03-29 09:36:19 2007-03-29 07:36:19 closed open internationals-over-let-the-real-football-commence publish 0 0 post 0 1097 http://soccerlens.com/arsene-wenger-interview/20061312.html 69.89.21.98 2007-03-29 17:06:41 2007-03-29 15:06:41 1 pingback 0 0 Learn to speak Catalan with Cesc - Arsecast 21 http://arseblog.net/2007/03/30/learn-to-speak-catalan-with-cesc-arsecast-21/ Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:46:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/30/learn-to-speak-catalan-with-cesc-arsecast-21/ the boss is glad to have the big striker back, saying:
    With the number of strikers we have out, his presence, physical ability and penetration power means it is good to have him back.
    Indeed, I hope to see the big man penetrate the Liverpool defence on a number of occasions. He'll certainly add something to the team after the toiling of Baptista and Aliadiere although Helen Keller's child, born without senses, limbs of any kind and with bones so brittle they shatter every time he goes to the toilet, would add something to that pair. With the news that Robin van Persie won't play again this season the big man has got a bit of responsibility now as the main striker. Let's see what he's made of. As well as that we have most of our midfield fit so it's four from Cesc, Gilberto, Diaby, Rosicky, Freddie, Hleb, Denilson and Flamini. At least we have options in that department. Hopefully we'll see Gilberto back in midfield and that business of him playing centre-half is over and done with. A more detailed preview tomorrow. Possibly. In a round-up of the other stories Jens Lehmann says Arsenal have only got themselves to blame for the poor season. Well, I blame global warming too, but I can see where he's coming from. He also says he can play till he's 40 and has hinted that the 2010 World Cup could be his swansong! Crazy keepers, they never know when to stop, eh? And speaking of keepers it's reported that Arsene Wenger has been checking out Jurgen Macho, former Sunderland and Chelsea keeper. Yer man over at Gunnerblog reckons he's fantastic but I can't possibly say one way or the other. All I know is that his name reminds me of that song by Sinitta all those years ago and that is not good. Keith Edelman, the man with the heart of iron and other grimy metals, spoke yesterday and after he announced ticket prices would be frozen for next season (as I did NOT exclusively reveal 24 days ago) he downplayed the threat of a takeover saying the current board were committed to the club. However, the Stan Krankie stories won't go away and he, yesterday, issued a denial of his denial that he was interested in ITV's 9.9%. However, Nigel Phillips of the Arsenal Supporters Trust has advised me that apparently you can't deny a takeover bid as company law then precludes you from making a bid for 6 months. So, he's said that his spokesman was wrong and blamed him. It would seem that he's going to try and buy at least the ITV shareholding. Possibly more. Hmmmm. Anyway, let us move on and allow me to perform aurally for you. I said AURALLY you sick bastards. Arsecasts This week's Arsecast, sponsored as always by Savile-Rogue.com, features a chat with the Mug Smasher about the Liverpool game, Arsene Wenger Hawkins, the Man in the Bar and a great new feature. In this week's Arsecast we teach you how to speak Catalan with Cesc Fabregas! Make sure to check it out. There's the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf - singular, because contributions this week were down due to the internationals. Remember, if you want to email or leave a voicemail for the show you can find all the contact info here. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3) or zip file here. You can find the arsecast archives here. Right so, happy listening. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Liverpool preview and Wenger talks http://arseblog.net/2007/03/31/liverpool-preview-and-wenger-talks/ Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:10:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/03/31/liverpool-preview-and-wenger-talks/ We expected better. There have been factors, we have had many offensive players out and all our experienced players basically have been out. We have beaten the big teams and we have lost against the smaller teams who are not fighting for the championship. We are a young team who can beat everybody, but can also lose against everybody. Quite. Again he urged patience for his team and said that he expected them to challenge for the title next season. I think he's got a lot to think about between now and the start of next season. Does he sacrifice some of the young players or underachievers to bring in more quality and experience or does he hope that the travails of the last two seasons have made men of his boys? That, however, is a discussion for another time. Today we concentrate on Liverpool. In team news we'll be without Jeremie Aliadiere and Gilberto through foot and hip injuries respectively. I suspect we'll play a 4-5-1 today with a back four of Eboue - Toure - Gallas - Clichy (It's interesting to see him speak about that back four as the one he feels to be first choice. He doesn't say it exactly but that's what you would infer from his words. I suppose we can only judge them once they've played together for a few games but there are a couple of them who still have something to prove, in my opinion) and a midfield of Hleb - Cesc - Diaby - Freddie - Rosicky with Adebayor as the lone striker. There's a bit of pressure on the midfield, I feel, to contribute. Adebayor can certainly score, he got two for Togo last week, and his energy will be important but the midfield, with -3 goals all season between them, simply have to get their shooting boots on if we want to win this game. A draw wouldn't be the end of the world by any means but if we win we'd go four points clear of Liverpool and have a game in hand in the race for third place. Even a loss would still give us the chance to go ahead of the Mug Smashers because of the game we have but we need a result today to build confidence. Fingers crossed. The boss also denied a charge of improper conduct in relation to his comments about the officials after the Carling Cup final. He has requested a personal hearing and, given his 'previous' this season with the FA he's going to have to be at his most charming to prevent a very serious fine and a probable touchline ban. He also says he's not bothered by all the talk of Arsenal being taken over by the Krankies. Right, well that's about that. Whatever happens it'll be good to have real football back. Time for breakfast then I'm off to watch it around the Mug Smasher's gaff. Reaction and reportage mañana. Finally, as today is the 6th anniversary of the death of David Rocastle, this video seems appropriate. And don't forget the Rocastle Trust. Cheers, Rocky. ]]> 370 2007-03-31 11:10:28 2007-03-31 09:10:28 closed open liverpool-preview-and-wenger-talks publish 0 0 post 0 Liverpool make Arsenal March fools at Anfield http://arseblog.net/2007/04/01/liverpool-make-arsenal-march-fools-at-anfield/ Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:45:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/01/liverpool-make-arsenal-march-fools-at-anfield/ I have to question the manager's team selection. With two players in Freddie and Rosicky who can play wide why did we not choose one of them? Diaby could have played in the middle with Cesc but to put him wide left with those two options on the bench is truly puzzling. Denilson is a tidy young footballer but I'm not sure he's as good as we like to think he is, yet. Hleb and Baptista were absolutely atrocious. I've had quite enough of Hleb giving the ball away and not bothering to even look as if he's going to try and get it back. Please get rid of him. Please. Baptista is just dreadful. He missed a glorious chance in the first half and if his first touch is bad his second and third are often worse. He's obviously not going to be around next season so he should only play as a last resort because he's not even trying. Freddie could easily have done a job up front today or we could have played a 4-5-1. At the back we were a complete shambles. If that's our 'first choice' back four then I'm worried. Gallas and Toure were torn to shreds, not just once either, and I hope the fans who gave Senderos such a hard time this season will realise that perhaps our defensive woes are more down to the lack of defensive organisation and coaching than the individual abilities of the players. Gallas hardly won a header all day from Crouch. I realise there's a big height difference but I lost count of the amount of times he had free headers or even time to take the ball down and pass it because nobody went near him. That's just not good enough. Is it any coicidence that our back four last season, when Martin Keown was working with them, set a new Champions League record for clean sheets and time without conceding? Remember that was a back four with this season's scapegoat, Philippe Senderos, and Mathieu Flamini at left back. I don't know who our defensive coach at the moment is but I suspect it must be Jeff Blockley. The one bright spot was Adebayor who, despite the almost complete lack of service did hit the post twice and looked like he was interested in the game. I want to mention Cesc too. He was quiet and ineffective but when he's got shite like Baptista in front of him, doing nothing, and shite like Hleb outside him, often not wanting the ball, then it's hard for a central midfield player. We certainly would have had much more movement if we'd started Freddie and Rosicky and the manager's insistence on packing his midfield with central midfielders is worrying. I wonder is Mathieu Flamini injured as well. As I mentioned above people seem to have decided that Denilson is a great player after a couple of no-pressure performances because nobody expected anything from him. I know he's not everyone's favourite but we could have done with Flamini's workrate and industry in midfield yesterday. It strikes me that there's a real danger that too many fans prefer the player with the odd pretty pass and dragback to the player who is consistently effective in a game. The attitude of some of the players concerns me as well. We won the Cup Winners Cup in 94 with a squad that, in terms of technical ability, wouldn't get near most of this lot - particularly midfield - but who had a will that won them games. They knew they're weren't brilliant so they worked like cunts to make up for it. This lot have everyone telling them how great they are and they're not putting in the hard work which would make them fantastic. Most of them haven't won anything yet. The praise of pundits and newspapers doesn't matter at the end of the day. Even at the start of the second half yesterday we were passing it around like it was a training match. There was no drive, no pace, no aggression, no determination, no snapping into tackles (although Cesc was hampered by being booked for a perfectly good challenge on Alonso). Is that all down to the players or is the manager culpable in this? Where is the leadership? Where was the person who looked at the way we played on the pitch today and said "This is not good enough! Come on Arsenal. We can do better than this!"? I didn't see William Gallas, so eager to talk to his journalist friends, doing anything to lead the young players. I saw Kolo clap his hands once or twice but there's no doubt we missed Gilberto and overall we miss somebody who won't stand for the kind of lazy crap we got some from of our players and will give them a bollocking to snap them out of it. Afterwards, Arsene said:
    Defensively our performance was horrendous. If we want to finish third now we will have to produce better performances than that. We are not certain of being in the top four.
    No arguing with any of that from here and it is positive that he's said it. It's not the normal stuff he usually comes out with in the wake of a defeat. At one stage there was a shot of him on the TV and you could see him looking in almost disbelief at some of the players. Let's hope, because it's the only positive we can take from yesterday, that some lessons are learned from this. Not so much by the players but by the manager. Some of the faith he has in some of the players is misplaced. Some of these players have to go. Some new ones have to come in if we want to challenge for the title next season and more than anything the attitude has to change. After their first goal heads went down and that was only four minutes in. After their second if was obvious there was no way back. He's got a whole week to work with them ahead of the West Ham game. In a way I feel sorry for him with some of them but at the end of the day they're his players, he brought them to the club he has to get them to perform. The buck stops with the manager and it's down to him now to get enough out of these guys between now and the end of the season to secure a top 4 place. Take it away, Arsene.]]>
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    Blog fodder on a quiet Monday http://arseblog.net/2007/04/02/blog-fodder-on-a-quiet-monday/ Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:45:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/02/blog-fodder-on-a-quiet-monday/ Goodplaya makes a point about not thinking the young players are overrated, I think in response to something I said yesterday about Denilson. The point I was trying to make was that there is this tendency amongst fans to build up, very quickly, the ability and potential of a young player like him. He was fantastic in the Carling Cup, really fantastic, and showed that he's got something about him that could give him a long term future at this club. However, he's still played barely more than 10 or 15 games for us, he's learning and to expect the same level of performance from him is wrong. In the Carling Cup he was coming in with no pressure on him, no expectation. Now when he plays everyone is expecting him to be as good as he was in that competition and that creates pressure on a young player. Gunnerblog mentions Bendtner who practically everyone has put on this pedestal because the hype created around him has gathered its own momentum. He's being lauded as someone who can break through immediately and score goals week in week out when the reality is he's an 18 year old who has done reasonably well at Birmingham this season. With all due respect the difference between playing and scoring a dozen goals for Birmingham and doing it for a team that wants to challenge for the Premiership and Champions League is immense. Many players find it impossible to make the step up. Julio Baptista is a perfect example. He was awesome at Sevilla for two seasons but flopped at Real Madrid and Arsenal where the weight of expectation is obviously too much for him. Look at Alex Song who can't do it for Arsenal but has performed at Charlton where there's less pressure. Who knows if Bendtner can do it? If we get a half dozen goals out of him next season that might be considered a success for a young player but perhaps we need a striker who can do more that. East Lower says:
    Clearly, the team needs some surgery in the summer, but that’s a discussion to have in the summer. For now, we can only work with what we have got, and Wenger must use all his skills to pick the team up off the skids.
    Correct but that's not to overlook the point that the team does need surgery in the summer, no question about it. There are players that have underperformed consistently and they have to be the ones addressed. In particular the wide players and given the fact it's they that haven't been up to scratch it seems likely they'll be the ones sacrificed to bring in new blood. Gunnerblog reckons Freddie and Hleb will be here next season. I have my doubts about both of them. The club's finances mean we can't let players leave for free like we did with Wiltord and Edu. We can get a reasonable fee for both those players and make a significant dent in the wage bill allowing the manager to bring in at least one wide midfielder. Even if those two go we still have Cesc, Diaby, Gilberto, Flamini, Rosicky, Walcott and Denilson for midfield. Add a scorching winger to that and it looks ok to me. Anyway, that again is something we can discuss tirelessly this summer when the season is over. At the moment we've got to concentrate on matters at hand. Going back to my original point though about Denilson and the fact that, in my opinion, people are inclined to believe the young players are better than they really are. I'm not saying they can't be top class players. Lots of them have shown flashes of skill and put in performances that suggest that they can be. What I'm saying is that at the moment they're not and perhaps we need to adjust our outlook accordingly. Is this a squad that can win the title? No. This is a squad which is capable of 4th place, 3rd at a push and so, while compared to previous seasons we have underperformed, the reality is we're doing pretty much as well as we can in terms of league position based on the players that we have. What we need now, in the short term, is a reaction from the players who simply must show more effort and commitment and, in the longer term, from the manager who has to accept and address that the current crop is ill-balanced and essentially flawed.]]>
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    Can Wenger get this Arsenal side firing again? http://arseblog.net/2007/04/03/can-wenger-get-this-arsenal-side-firing-again/ Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:29:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/03/can-wenger-get-this-arsenal-side-firing-again/ they lost 4-2 on aggregate after extra time but not without some controversy as United equalised late in 4 minutes of injury time that should never have been 4 minutes of injury time. It was at Old Trafford though. The kids need to get used to that kind of thing early. It's a shame they couldn't hang on to the lead from the first leg but there you go. Kolo Toure says that despite the loss at Anfield and the poor performance the squad does not lack motivation. He says:
    We lost but it is definitely a big motivation for the players to finish in third place. We are professional and we need to stay motivated because we are a big club and every game is important for us. We need to be really strong all over the pitch. When we win we win together and when we fail we fail together.
    Sure, it's a team game blah blah blah, but that didn't look like a particularly motivated team to me on Saturday and Kolo's admission that Liverpool won 'every ball' hardly backs up his theory. Anyway, it's water under the bridge now and we have a big game on Saturday to look forward to. In general though it's gone very quiet at the club and I suspect there's a lot of unhappiness around the place. The manager has a big task on his hands. He has to rebuild the confidence of a fairly shattered team who haven't been the same since the Carling Cup final, in my opinion, and not only that he has to get them scoring goals and winning games. At the moment it's a job as big as training a seaside donkey for the Grand National. The lack of goals is a big worry and while it's definitely true that we miss Henry and van Persie we can't keep using that as an excuse. People say what about Chelsea without Lampard and Drogba - they've got Shevchenko and Kalou scoring. United without Ronaldo and Rooney - Giggs, Scholes and Saha chip in. Adebayor looked the only one likely to get near the goal against Liverpool and beyond that you've got a misfiring midfield who haven't contributed anywhere near enough. Since the turn of the year our league goals break down per player as: Henry 4 - van Persie 3 - Diaby 1 fluke - Gilberto 1 penalty - Baptista 1 - Rosicky 1 - Toure 1 - Hoyte 1 - Gallas 1 - OG 1. Freddie Ljungberg hasn't scored since last season, Hleb hasn't scored in the league since Blackburn (6-2) before Christmas, Cesc has none this season, Rosicky only one and Gilberto apart our highest scoring midfield is Mathieu Flamini who can't even get in the squad right now. Football management is a challenging job. Who to buy. Who to sell. What formation to play. What tactics to employ. Keeping players happy. I think this is Arsene Wenger's biggest challenge to date. To get this team firing again will take something special. If it were up to me, based on the players that we've got, I'd revert to a 4-5-1 formation. Leaving the back four aside (although I would bring back Senderos or Djourou in place of either Gallas or Toure as to my mind both of them are too similar and work better alongside a more 'traditional' centre-half - I might even play Gallas at left back until the end of the season ahead of Clichy) I'd have Gilberto anchor the midfield, Cesc and Diaby central ahead of him and Rosicky and Freddie on the wings pushing forward with Adebayor up top. At least then you only have to use Hleb or Baptista in an emergency. Whether or not he sees something different remains to be seen but at least it'd make us more solid, more difficult to break down and it'll do the job until such time as he can bring players in during the summer to make a real difference to things. I suppose we'll find out on Saturday what he's been doing all week but the fact that we're all worried about playing West Ham, who have been woeful all season, shows just how much of a struggle things are at the moment.]]>
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    Flamini leaving because of rumoured white kit. Or not. http://arseblog.net/2007/04/04/flamini-leaving-because-of-rumoured-white-kit-or-not/ Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:34:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/04/flamini-leaving-because-of-rumoured-white-kit-or-not/ Mathieu Flamini and in an interview with L'Equipe he says he's looking at his options for next season, including buying out the last year of his contract (although I thought that was only for player above a certain age - anyone?). He says:
    I have reached the end of a cycle. The Arsenal team is young and has qualities, but I play rarely at the moment. It is a difficult moment to experience and in such a situation any player asks himself some questions. Above all I want to go on working and improving.
    Can't blame a footballer for wanting to play football and there are far too many players who are happy to sit on the bench, or not even get on the bench, and pick up their wages. I quite like him as a player, I have to say. He's not as technically gifted as some of them but you know he'll always give you 100% and add some energy and enthusiasm to the team. Certainly his workrate might have helped at Anfield on Saturday. He's also scored a couple of very important goals for us this season and at the moment I'd play him before I played Denilson but the boss obviously has his reasons for the teams he's picking. The Sun's 'Wham, bam, thank you Flam' has some quotes from his agent/lawyer as well. I'm just sorry we never got 'Mathieu Flamini' chant to the tune of 'We are family' going. Now, for the last couple of weeks I have tried to get somebody from Arsenal's marketing department on the phone. However, whenever you call the number it goes straight to an answering machine and if you leave your name and number - like they ask you to - nobody ever calls back. This, obviously, is in relation to the rumoured white away kit for next season. So, as yet I haven't been able to confirm anything but yesterday I noticed a large number of hits on Arseblog coming from a wide range of Sp*rs sites and they, by the comments they left and which I failed to approve because I don't want their comments, seem to be rather amused by the whole thing. I shall keep trying to find out more about the white kit but it's already giving Sp*rs fans ammunition and that's not good. JUST SAY NO! Steve Bould has praised young Spanish midfielder, Fran Merida, for his display against Man United in the FA Youth Cup. What a lot of people don't know is that he played 3 games in a week in an international tournament before the Spaniards sent him home, knackered, the night before the semi-final. And that's just about that. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Daniel Alves linked, news round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/04/05/daniel-alves-linked-news-round-up/ Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:56:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/05/daniel-alves-linked-news-round-up/ Arsene Wenger has backed Rafa Benitez and Jose Mourinho's idea that reserve teams should play in the football league, like they do in Spain, for example. Certainly there needs to be some change made to reserve team football to make it more competitive but I'm not sure I like the idea. If you read what the boss says about the structure of the reserve/U-18s leagues you can understand his concerns and with Arsenal getting 38,000 to an FA Youth Cup game you could argue the demand is there too. Can't see it happening any time soon though. Patrick Vieira says Abou Diaby reminds him of himself and he's looking forward to playing with him in the France national side. You can't imagine Arsene ever playing Patrick Vieira wide left though, can you? The Sun, rather speculatively, links us with a move for Sevilla's Daniel Alves, one of the stars of La Liga this season. He was all but set to sign for Liverpool last summer but the deal broke down and apparently he'd prefer London to Liverpool. The Brazilian is quite a player and a signing I'd be very happy with. Have a read of what the Guardian's Sid Lowe had to say about him. I'm not sure where the story has come from though so unfortunately we'll have to pass it off as Sun fantasy for the moment. In more transfer news we have, apparently, signed Valencia's Portuguese U19 defender Yago Fernandez. He says it's the biggest opportunity of his life and I have to say I agree with him. I don't know very much about him at all though. And that's about all the news. Just to keep you up to date about what's coming up on the blog over the next few days we've got an Arsecast tomorrow, with thanks to Savile Rogue, and next week there'll be the start of a series of competitions from goalhanger.com in which you can win one of their new t-shirts. So there you go. More tomorrow.]]> 375 2007-04-05 08:56:54 2007-04-05 06:56:54 closed open daniel-alves-linked-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 Thoughts on Kroenke's arrival and Thierry's departure - Arsecast 22 out! http://arseblog.net/2007/04/06/376/ Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:26:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/06/376/ Stan Kroenke has, as expected, bought ITV's 9.9% share in Arsenal Football Club. He says:
    Arsenal are one of the most respected football clubs in the world. We appreciate their outstanding legacy, sporting tradition and the exceptional commitment of their supporters.
    Which is pretty much what you'd expect someone buying into a football club to say. There's nothing to be read into it. Now, of course this has sparked a fresh wave of speculation that he's going to try and takeover the club in a £550m deal but it's too early to know for sure. My thoughts - I'd be against it. I'd pretty much hate it. However, I need more time to get my thoughts together on this properly. Those of you with the time and in the inclination can listen to me waffle on, quite drunkenly, about it on this morning's Arsecast. I knew I should have finished it before we went out last night. It's also created a whole new Thierry Henry saga with both the Mirror and the Sun saying he could be on his way this summer. The Mirror quotes sources at Barcelona, who have apparently suggested a swap deal with Eto'o, who say that Henry is a 'disruptive influence' at Arsenal. My take on this is as follows. You can pretty much dismiss anything a 'source' at Barcelona says because all it is is shit stirring and trying to cause trouble. They do it all the time. Look at what the 'sources' said last time. The 'sources' said Henry had been in Barcelona checking out and finding a school for his daughter. Yes, that's his daughter who was about 3 months old at the time. Nonsense. It also seems that the tabloids have been itching to start this story again, despite Henry's comments about staying at Arsenal just a few weeks ago. Of course big clubs are interested in Thierry Henry but, seriously, try tell us something we don't fucking know. I hope we don't sell but you never know with Arsene. Anyway, no doubt there'll be theories, conspiracies, tall tales and all sorts of shite going on between these two stories. With the club at a low point in terms of football that'll be used to back up any manner of crackpot signings, transfer deals and anything else you might like to speculate about. And 99.99999999% of it will be utter, utter bollocks written by fucking cunts who don't have a clue. Pfffff. On to team news ahead of West Ham - a proper preview tomorrow hopefully - and we'll have Gilberto and Aliadiere back while Emmanuel Eboue, who's even more breakable than Aliadiere misses out. Honestly, that bloke is always injured - not that that's necessarily a bad thing. Thoughts on team selection and the like tomorrow. Arsecasts This week's Arsecast, sponsored as always by Savile-Rogue.com, features a blogchat with GilbertoSilver of Gunnerblog.com (pre Kroenke), the Man in the Bar, Arsene Wenger Hawkins, a tune which tells the Mug Smasher what we think of him and some other ramblings too. There's a bet of the week from Bluesq.com which, because I was a bit pissed finishing off last night, I forgot to record but it is as follows: "5/6 for any Arsenal midfielder to score at any time against West Ham - this includes Hleb, Rosicky, Ljungberg, Diaby, Denilson, Fabregas, Gilberto and Flamini." To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (19mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And there you go. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/04/07/saturday-round-up-8/ Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:03:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/07/saturday-round-up-8/ team news Eboue is fit so the boss will stick with the totally awesome back four that were totally awesome against Liverpool. He says he wants to give them a chance to show what good players they are. Let's hope they take that chance. As expected Arsene Wenger dismissed the stories about Thierry Henry leaving. It was so obvious the papers had seen the chance to throw in a story like that on the back of the Kroenke story and it was obvious it was all bollocks as well. He says:
    I had a chat with Thierry this morning. He asked me whether I’d read the newspapers. I’d not heard about his story. But it’s completely invented. He’s clear, he wants to stay. I’m clear, I want him to stay. So that story has been created. The story is wrong.
    With regards to the fact that Stan Kroenke has bought ITV's 9.9% he called it an 'investment' rather than the first steps to a takeover and described it as something positive for the club. Certainly somebody had to buy it and as we already have a partnership with one of his clubs I suppose he's not the worst option ever. He also said though that the values of Arsenal should always be respected no matter what happens in the future.
    The values are a bit of human class, distinction, respect for people and ambition to have a certain class in what you do. That's what I felt when I came inside this football club. There was always fair play, a desire to do things well and respect for basic human values.
    Possibly values that he feels are missing at other clubs who have had new owners in recent years. Anyway, we're still no clearer about Kroenke's investment. Some people feel it's inevitable that we'll be taken over. Some don't. Again, I hope we're not but we'll just have to wait and see what happens. Moving back to football the boss admitted that Mathieu Flamini could leave in the summer but said he could have played the whole season if he'd been interested in playing at full back. Whether he meant left or right we'll never know and I feel he could have made a very good full back but if he wants to play in midfield then he's going to find his chances limited at Arsenal as the boss obviously sees Denilson and Diaby ahead of him at the moment. Elsewhere Frank Ribery says he has an agreement with Marseille that he can leave if they don't get Champions League football while Sevilla have said Alves is going nowhere. However, the Alves thing is interesting. I expect Baptista to go back to Real Madrid in the summer which leaves us with Reyes, who is still on a long Arsenal contract, unwilling to come back to England. I think he'd jump at the chance to go back to Sevilla so he could be used for that. Whatever happens I expect we'll try and use Reyes in a deal to bring somebody into the club this summer. The Mirror suggests the rumour about the white away kit next season might just be a hoax by a Sp*rs fan. We'll see but the stories keep coming and one email I received suggested that the kit is already in Nike's industry catalogues, is totally white and that the third kit is red and blue. Who knows? I wish the marketing department at Arsenal would answer their phone or answer the emails I've sent them though. Right, that's about that. More than performance we need three points today although if we could combine the two it would be nice. Come on you reds.]]>
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    I think we're in real trouble here, folks. http://arseblog.net/2007/04/08/i-think-were-in-real-trouble-here-folks/ Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:36:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/08/i-think-were-in-real-trouble-here-folks/ 378 2007-04-08 11:36:50 2007-04-08 09:36:50 closed open i-think-were-in-real-trouble-here-folks publish 0 0 post 0 1106 http://soccerlens.com/daily-news-roundup-09-april-2007/12391357.html 64.22.97.68 2007-04-09 09:39:37 2007-04-09 07:39:37 1 pingback 0 0 Three points a must against Newcastle today http://arseblog.net/2007/04/09/three-points-a-must-against-newcastle-today/ Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:46:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/09/three-points-a-must-against-newcastle-today/ Arsene Wenger has said Arsenal's hunt for 4th place has now become 'urgent' but he's trying, for obvious reasons to stay positive. He says:
    Now we just think about regrouping, and not feel sorry too much and not be down too much because in two days we have a big game again. It is very important that we do not let ourselves down and be too negative - there were a lot of positives and now let us show that again at Newcastle. It is good to have a good game, it is a good basis - but at the end of the day as well you need to have all the qualities that make a strong team, that is all part of a quality team.
    Fair enough. There's no denying the fact that we played well and created chances against West Ham but as the boss points out you can't have 90% of what's needed, you have to have 100% or you'll lose games. Today's game is massive. No question about it. Three points are an absolute must and again the worry is where we're going to get goals from. We just have to hope that somebody finds their shooting boots. In terms of the team there's not too much we can do but I might consider a change in the centre of defence and I'd bring Hoyte back in place of Eboue. I'm don't think Gallas and Toure work together very well. They were dreadful against Liverpool and between them the defending for Zamora's goal on Saturday was shocking (leaving aside the question of offside). As has been pointed out elsewhere both of them are at their best playing alongside a more traditional centre-half who can do the dirty work while they mop up behind. Look at Kolo's partnerships with BFS and Senderos. Look at Gallas' partnership with John Terry. Those were partnerships that complimented each other. Kolo and Gallas don't. And no matter how good the two of them are I just don't think you can play two centre-halves who are both under six feet tall, especially when our midfield is so small. With that in mind I'd play a 4-1-4-1 sort of formation with the back four of Hoyte - Gallas/Kolo - Senderos - Clichy. Gilberto to anchor the midfield with Cesc and Diaby ahead of him centrally, Freddie and Rosicky wide with Adebayor up front. I think that's the best we've got at the moment and Gilberto's presence in front of the back four will prevent Martins getting too much space - and we've seen before when he played for Inter how he can exploit that with his pace. What's going to happen? Who knows? With this Arsenal team we could just click and win the game well or we could follow on the last few performances and really suffer. We're capable of some brilliant performances and brilliant results but then equally capable of a terrible performance wrapped up with a terrible result. Obviously the lack of consistency is a major problem and it's pretty obvious what the reasons for that are but that's another day's blog post. Anyway, news round up for you. Gilberto says the team needs to push itself and do a little more. It's very simple, all they have to do is score more than they concede and things will be rosy. Jens Lehmann says the team has suffered because of lack of freshness (if I hear World Cup hangover one more time I'll fucking scream. It's April. Get over it) and 'could' be better next year. He's still to decide whether or not he'll be around next year. I wouldn't put any money on him staying though. And that's it. I'm off for a bank holiday game of golf. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal stop the rot but still fail to score http://arseblog.net/2007/04/10/arsenal-stop-the-rot-but-still-fail-to-score/ Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:07:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/10/arsenal-stop-the-rot-but-still-fail-to-score/ good point'. In the grand scheme of things it's hard to disagree with him. Still the lack of goals and the inability to see where the goals are going to come from are tremendously worrying. I don't think we've ever had such a barren time in front of goal as we're having right now. We've scored just 15 goals in the league in 2007 and 8 of those were in January. I keep talking about the law of averages. Surely one of them has to fluke one in off someone's arse or something. Perhaps another game without a goal will convince the manager that he's got to address the lack of firepower in the team. I like Adebayor, I have to say, but of his 6 league goals only one has come in a game where he's been the lone striker (United away). His other goals have all come when playing alongside somebody else. Now, of the remaining five league goals three have been crucial - the first at Spurs, the first against Portsmouth and the winner at Wigan. The other two (one of which was a penalty) have come on top of other goals. So, it seems he's our best chance at a goal, and our best chance at an important goal, but perhaps the best way to do this is make sure he's playing in a forward two. However, that means playing either Baptista or Aliadiere (or Diaby!!!) and those two are about as effective as pissing on a forest fire. Certainly the lack of goals from midfield is something that needs to be addressed in the summer. We need players who can get beyond the last defender and stretch defences. Neither of Hleb or Rosicky are ever going to do that and while there is an argument that both of those players are being misused, as both of them prefer to play more centrally, their contributions have been disappointing. In the centre of midfield Cesc would be the first to tell you he should score more goals but the positive thing is that he does shoot, he does get in positions and his finishing will improve. With the team so desperate for goals maybe we should be looking at increasing our threat from set-pieces. Yeah, I know, our corners are crap but it wouldn't hurt if we had a couple of taller players on the pitch. Certainly against Bolton I'd drop Clichy, play Gallas at left back and bring Senderos back in to cope with the aerial bombardment from Bolton and at least give us some kind of threat if we do get a corner. Anyway, that discussion is for another day. For now we just have to hope, pray, sacrifice animals and sell our souls to Satan for the goals we need. It'll all be worth it in the end. Fiery damnation for all eternity or losing to the likes of Bolton and Sp*rs. There's nothing to think about, is there?]]> 380 2007-04-10 10:07:57 2007-04-10 08:07:57 closed open arsenal-stop-the-rot-but-still-fail-to-score publish 0 0 post 0 What Thierry should wear on his t-shirt http://arseblog.net/2007/04/11/what-thierry-should-wear-on-his-t-shirt/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:01:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/11/what-thierry-should-wear-on-his-t-shirt/ Cesc Fabregas pretty much summing up what every Arsenal fan is thinking when he says:
    We have to beat Bolton because we have to fight for the fourth place and be in Europe next season, then forget about this season.
    He's not wrong there. We have to win against Bolton to give ourselves some breathing space and if we can take three points from Man City and Fulham I'd say 4th will be ours. After that it'll be time for some of the players to get a good rest ahead of next season and time for some other players to pack their bags as Arsene Wenger brings in some new ones. Hopefully. Thierry Henry says he's bored by the continued stories of him leaving Arsenal, saying:
    I don't know what to say any more or what to do - maybe having a T-shirt on me saying I'm staying at Arsenal and walking around London is the only thing I can do.
    I think if he's going to parade around in a t-shirt it should say "Look at Craptista and Aladiere and tell me those of you who bitched about me all season long and suggested selling me wouldn't have me back in the team now that we need goals because I'm one of the only players in the team who can score goals because that pair of useless turds can't." It'd have to be a really big t-shirt though. Or you'd have to get really, really close to him to read it. Transfer rumours suggest we're after St Etienne midfielder Loic Perrin who, judging by his stats, isn't as good as Mathieu Flamini. Nicklas Bendtner has been offered a four year deal by Arsenal, according to the Mirror, but apparently we face competition from the likes of Inter Milan, Chelsea and Real Madrid. Excuse me for a second... bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .... sorry, it's just that it's quite obvious that's a story fed by his agent (who is also his father, I think) to hype up the player. There is simply no way that any of those clubs are even slightly interested in an 18 year old who has done reasonably well at Birmingham this season but who hasn't scored since December and who's making the headlines for the wrong reasons this week. No doubt he's another 'fine prospect' but to be brutally honest I'm rather fed up with 'fine prospects' and would prefer the odd 'finished article'. And that's about that. Info about this Friday's Arsecast to come tomorrow. In the meantime we can completely ignore last night's Champions League football because, let's face it, the Champions League is a tin pot trophy that nobody gives a fish's tit about and only facilitates rival firms from big European clubs having a good scrap with each other. It's true. Until mañana, cuntos.]]>
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    Why Arsenal might make me invent the time machine http://arseblog.net/2007/04/12/why-arsenal-might-make-me-invent-the-time-machine/ Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:11:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/12/why-arsenal-might-make-me-invent-the-time-machine/ Kevin Davies saying that Arsenal are 'troubled' and that they expected us to lose to Newcastle. That's how fucking bad it's got. Bolton are expecting us to lose to Newcastle. If any further motivation were needed for Saturday's game then this is it. Kevin Davies, let's face it, is history's greatest monster and the thoughts of him parading around the pitch enjoying a Bolton win would probably be too much to take. I would have to invent a time machine, go back in time to the point where he's doing his parading, leap on the pitch at the Grove and boot him in the bollocks until blood came out of his ears. Just saying. The Mirror carries the quotes from Arsene Wenger I mentioned earlier in the week saying he doesn't believe the squad needs big investment in the summer. I don't believe for a second he doesn't believe we need investment. How can a man as intelligent as Arsene, someone who uses stats in such a big way, ignore the facts before his very eyes. The team concedes too many, doesn't score enough is too reliant on two players to get the goals. I don't believe we'll sign Julio Baptista on a permanent deal. I'd agree we haven't seen the best of him but there's no call to offer him a deal after the season he's had without offering me a 4 year deal to play centre-half. Aliadiere. Please, he was on his way in January and he'll be on his way in the summer. Stats show that Adebayor needs an Henry or a van Persie alongside him to play at his best. Stats show Freddie Ljungberg has one league goal in two seasons. Stats show that 97% of all of Alex Hleb's passes go straight to the opposition. Common sense says the team needs an overhaul. Without I have the fear. You know the fear. Yes, that fear. Arsene, dead wood out, quality in, French youngsters to stay in France, s'il vous plait. East Lower suspects summer shennanigans. I do too. He also points to an article in the Telegraph in which the Chairman, P-Diddy H to the W Mack Daddy, says the Arsenal board were not contacted by wee Jimmy Krankie when he bought ITV's 9.9% and are 'in the dark' regarding his long term intentions. Considering we have a 'partnership' with the Colorado Rapids, a team owned by Krankie, you'd have thought there would be more contact. Worrying, I have to say. He now owns 11.26%. Here's an interview with Thierry Henry from a Swedish newspaper in which he talks about being out injured and his hopes for next season. It might not work for all of you in which case you can blame Omid. And that's about that. I'd best get my head down and work on tomorrow's Arsecast which should feature an interview with the Observer's Amy Lawrence and loads and loads of other good stuff too. Well, perhaps not loads. 'Some' might be better. Yes, 'some'. Laters, Arsechums.]]> 382 2007-04-12 10:11:36 2007-04-12 08:11:36 closed open why-arsenal-might-make-me-invent-the-time-machine publish 0 0 post 0 Arsecast 23 - We must kill Bolton http://arseblog.net/2007/04/13/arsecast-23-we-must-kill-bolton/ Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:17:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/13/arsecast-23-we-must-kill-bolton/ no new injuries to worry about but hopefully the boss will shuffle his pack a bit. Given Bolton's physical approach I'd be inclined to put Gallas at left back, bring Senderos back into the centre and replace Eboue with Hoyte. In fact, I'd replace Eboue with any vaguely humanoid in shape. Even a statue. Or a mannequin of some description. They will play their usual game of firing diagonal long balls over the full backs so we need to able to cope with that - and having Gallas and Senderos on one side and Toure and Hoyte on the other should hopefully give us more power in the air and more chance of smashing Kevin Davies in two. At least he has the full compliment of goal-shy midfielders to choose from and I'd imagine it'll be a 4-5-1 with Adebayor up top on his own, unless he throws in the beast in the hope that he becomes somewhat beastly for once. Gilberto says the attitude of the team is great and that the goals will come. Erm... Johann Djourou, who has impressed at times this season, says he's happy to wait for his chances when they come. He scored the winner for the reserves in the week, making him the highest goalscorer of all time at the club, so expect him to play as a striker against Bolton. Seriously though, he looks a good prospect but faces the danger of being overhyped by all and sundry rather than given time to develop and learn as a player. Arsenal confirmed Stan Kroenke's futher purchase of shares in the club which gives him an 11.26% holding. There's some discussion of that in this week's Arsecast, which brings me nicely to this week's Arsecast... Arsecasts This week's Arsecast features two blogchats. One with Amy Lawrence where we talk about the state of the team at the moment and other football related stuff and the second with Nigel Phillips from the Arsenal Supporter's Trust to talk about Stan Kroenke and the whole shares/takeover business. There's also the Man in the Bar, Arsene Wenger Hawkins and an exclusive look/listen behind the scenes at the Arsenal training ground. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (21mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And that's your lot for another working week. Enjoy the Arsecast. More tomorrow. Update: I should mention that Arseblog has been shortlisted in Metro's Brit Blog awards. Heh. Thanks for all your nominations, tis a grand thing ye're after doin', to be sure. The winner will be chosen by a cricketer called Alistair Cook who died two years ago after writing many letters from America.]]> 383 2007-04-13 10:17:16 2007-04-13 08:17:16 closed open arsecast-23-we-must-kill-bolton publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/04/14/saturday-round-up-9/ Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:35:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/14/saturday-round-up-9/ Arsene Wenger says the club wants to qualify for the Champions League for football reasons not financial ones and that the club can adapt if we don't make it this season. He talks a good talk but make no mistake, failure to achieve a top 4 finish this season would have pretty dire consequences for Arsenal. Not only would it make some of the current squad consider their futures at the club it would seriously affect the quality of player we could bring in this summer. However, the following quote from Arsene at yesterday's press conference is worrying. When asked if he foresaw himself being busy in the transfer market this summer, he said:
    "Not especially. If we can bring in one or two then we might do that but the focus is on getting the injured players back and maturing our young players."
    Yikes. I can only hope that he's bluffing and trying to get the best out of the players he has at the moment but if he seriously thinks we can go into next season without addressing some of the very obvious problems we have then it's a worry. Obviously if, as suggested in yesterday's Arsecast with Amy Lawrence, that the club has no money to spend on transfers then that's one thing but why not simply say that? The way he talks about transfers is very frustrating for fans. One minutes he's talking about bringing in 'super, super quality' players, the next he's saying he's not really going to bring in anyone at all. I'll save my thoughts on who should come and go in the summer at the end of the season but it's plain that some of the players he has placed a lot of faith in have not repaid him in terms of their performances on the pitch. Today's game is absolutely massive. We simply cannot afford to lose this. If we finish outside the top 4 it will be devastating for the club. Lack of Champions League revenue and lack of prestige would have a serious impact. It's just unthinkable. Thierry Henry is worried but says at least this season our destiny is in our own hands, which is a good point. Last time we were relying on Sp*rs to slip up. Arsene says the Stan Kroenke situation does not affect the way the club is being run. That's true, for the moment, and even if the American did increase his stake in the club then you'd have to think he'd have the sense to ensure the footballing side of things was left alone as much as possible - with the exception of handing the manager some money with which to make some decent transfers. The boss also says he expects Jens Lehmann to stay but no decision has been made. As well as that he says he'll make a decision about Baptista at the end of April. I'm not sure why he needs any more time but suspect he's trying, in vain, to provoke a half-decent performance from one of the biggest carthorses ever to play for the club. Roy Keane wants to sign Jeremie Aliadiere. I thought he'd have more sense than that, to be honest. Dinamo Minsk want FIFA to dock Arsenal points because of money they say they're owed from the transfer of Alexander Hleb. Can't we just give them Hleb back? And that's about that for the round-up. Looking at the game today I don't really know what to say. I hope that the players understand how the fans feel at the moment. I hope they realise that they have to give 100% today. All of them. Because that's the only way we're going to win. We've seen lesser Arsenal teams get good results before through hard work, commitment and energy. This team has plenty of skill but a horrible tendency to let their heads go down when things don't go well. As I said yesterday I'd ensure the back four was augmented with some Swiss height and physical presence. In midfield it'd be a 5 with Freddie right, Rosicky left, Gilberto holding with Cesc and Diaby ahead of him with Adebayor up front. And then I'd sit there with my fingers crossed going "please please please please please please please please please please please please" for the 90 minutes. Which is pretty much what I'll be doing when watching it later. Come on Arsenal.]]>
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    Arsenal ride their luck but take three points against Bolton http://arseblog.net/2007/04/15/arsenal-ride-their-luck-but-take-three-points-against-bolton/ Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:54:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/15/arsenal-ride-their-luck-but-take-three-points-against-bolton/ Lucky moment 1 - The Bolton goal: What I mean by this is, leaving the awful defending aside, we're lucky the ball went into the net because William Gallas stuck his hand out to try and stop it. Had he done so we'd have been down to 10 men and probably a goal down anyway after they converted the penalty. Lucky moment 2 - The Bolton 'penalty': Absolutely no question whatsoever in my mind that it was a penalty for Bolton at the end. Once again Emmanuel Eboue showed he has the brains of a fucking shoe as he handballed it, under no pressure whatsoever. That could have easily cost us the three points and it would have been entirely down to his stupidity. Games aren't just won on luck though and at last the midfield started firing as we came from behind to win the game. After we had created a number of opportunities, none of them exactly clear cut though (Freddie's free kick, a couple of long shots from Rosicky), Hleb played a hopeful ball across, Nicky Hunt dilly-dallied and in stole Tomas Rosicky to take it off him and stab it past that huge cunt in the Bolton goal to make it 1-1. We had a great chance not long after that when Adebayor was clean through but he hit it straight at the keeper. Cesc is happy when he scoresThe second half had barely started when we went ahead. Gilberto played in Cesc, he took it inside a defender, outside another one, waited for what seemed like an age then battered it home for his first league goal of the season. He really deserved the goal and was outstanding after that. His reaction spoke volumes and I'm delighted to see him get off the mark at last. There was, no doubt, a lot of pressure on him because he hadn't scored and I fancy him to grab another couple before the end of the season. Well done, Cesc. Bolton didn't really threaten too much although we could have been caught out a couple of times when Jens came off his line, once flattening Cesc in the process, but at 2-1 you're always nervous. Especially with our defence as leaky as it is at times. That said we had a good few chances to kill the game off. Hleb put a good chance wide, Diaby headed wide from 6 yards then fired a low shot wide and his hat-trick of misses was complete when he was clean through on goal, with Baptista as support/competition, but he shot straight at the keeper. As I said last week we have to make more of the chances we create, if we start doing that this team can go places, but it's a curious malaise we have at the moment. Overall though it felt very good to win again and even better to win against Fat Sam and his horrible pack of cunts. Is there a more dislikeable forward trio than Anelka, Kevin Davies and El-Spitty Diouf? Isn't victory made all the sweeter when Allardyce is crying and moaning and bitching? The manager praised the team's performance and 'mental strength' after the game. This time around he's right. There was a lot of pressure on the boys and most of them delivered, particularly Cesc, who was my man of the match, and Rosicky who was lively, menacing and whose energy and willingness to get in the box brought about the first goal. The win gives us a 5 point gap over Bolton, with a game in hand, and with Liverpool only managing a 0-0 draw with Manchester City we close the gap to 2 points on third place. Let's not get ahead of ourselves though but you can only hope a win, at long last, provides the lads with the confidence they need to take it on and make the final games of the season as successful as possible. A win over Man City on Tuesday would give us an 8 point gap over Bolton and it would take a disaster of Devon Loch proportions for us to throw that away. Looking quickly at the other stories this Sunday morning, the Sunday Mirror links us with two players we've been linked with a long time. Frank Ribery is one and they say we'll make a £4.5m bid for Hearts keeper Craig Gordon as a replacement for Jens Lehmann. The News of the World says Mathieu Flamini is considering playing in Italy which is kind of like me saying I'd consider winning the lottery, but good luck to him anyway. And that's about it. After a month without a win the Sunday papers will be a good read today. Enjoy yours. Till tomorrow.]]> 385 2007-04-15 10:54:28 2007-04-15 08:54:28 closed open arsenal-ride-their-luck-but-take-three-points-against-bolton publish 0 0 post 0 Cesc is cool, Kevin Nolan is a Joey http://arseblog.net/2007/04/16/cesc-is-cool-kevin-nolan-is-a-joey/ Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:42:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/16/cesc-is-cool-kevin-nolan-is-a-joey/ Cesc talks about how much he enjoyed his first league goal of the season, saying:
    It has been amazing, crazy. I have had so many chances, but I have not been taking them. In November, I said I should have scored 10 goals - that is the way it is in football sometimes. You score one, then you score five and then maybe go five games without a goal.
    Hopefully it's the start of a good run of goals, not just from him but from Tomas Rosicky who really should get more as well. Freddie Ljungberg came very close to his first league goal with a great free kick so he's getting there too - we have to wait and see if he's fit for tomorrow though. Speaking of Rosicky he talks about the race for fourth place and his performance against Bolton. Bolton captain Kevin Nolan says that Cesc needs to watch his temper and has a moan about Arsene Wenger too. The only thing I'd say to Kevin Nolan is 'Shut your hole you poxy fucker. You play for the niggliest, nastiest, cheatingest team in the league and while every team engages in some form of gamesmanship now and again you cunts have made it your raison d'etre, now go teach Diouf how to dive some more and teach Kevin Davies how to ensure his elbows get stuck in someone's eye and practice delaying free kicks and all the other shite you're so good at. You cunt.' Then, if I was feeling brave I would slap his face with a white glove, confident that despite his footballing skills he'd be much worse than me at pistols at dawn. Especially when my pistol was a gattling gun. Not a whole lot else to tell you this morning. Stay tuned this week for a chance to win a Goalhanger t-shirt, that'll be coming up on Wednesday. And how sad was it that the FA got the final they wanted for the new Wembley. The only thing we can hope for is some shoddy contstruction work and that 10 minutes into the game the pitch disintegrates and sinks into the bowels of hell. It's only bringing about the inevitable a little earlier. Anyway, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Citeh preview, Cesc, monsters and Lauren http://arseblog.net/2007/04/17/citeh-preview-cesc-monsters-and-lauren/ Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:11:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/17/citeh-preview-cesc-monsters-and-lauren/ only Freddie missing from Saturday's squad. Who he picks to replace him will be interesting. Does he go for the stepover/bootaway king in Julio Baptista? Does he play two strikers with Aliadiohdear or will he bring Abou Diaby into midfield. I suspect the latter. The boss is looking for stability in terms of his team selection so it makes sense to bring in somebody who, finishing aside, had a big impact against Bolton. A win tonight would give us an eight point lead over Bolton and an Everton side who are building quite the head of steam at the moment. Plus we owe Citeh a beating after losing to them at the start of the season in a game we probably should have won. Congratulations go to Cesc Fabregas who has been nominated for the PFA Players player of the year and the PFA Young Player of the year award. He's up against some quality opposition on both fronts. I know some people have questioned his nominations but it's the other players who vote, they're the ones who have chosen the finalists, not anyone else, so there's no favouritism or anything like it. I don't expect him to win, to be honest, he's had a much quieter second half of the season that he would have liked but his contribution and importance to this Arsenal team has been acknowledged by his fellow pros. Gilberto says he can be one of the best midfielders in the world while Arsene Wenger says he's never seen anyone quite like him. I agree, he's dreamy. Speaking of Arsene he'll find out today what punishment he'll receive for being sent off by Steve Bennett during the Portsmouth game - after which he said he would simply not accept any punishment at all. Can you imagine if the FA try to fine him and he went all ninja and shit and sliced them up? That'd be awesome. In other news we may have competition for the signing of Frank Ribery from Manchester United, Chelsea and Top Hunks Monthly. Steve Bruce says he'll do everything he can to hang on to Fabrice Muamba should Birmingham get promoted calling the young Arsenal midfielder a 'monster'. What kind of monster we don't know. Perhaps a cross between Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Perhaps a Werewolf who likes Phil Collins. I really think people shouldn't classify all monsters as the same. It's racist. Harry Redknapp has been full of praise for former Arsenal man Lauren. I have to say I think Arsene made a mistake letting him go. Sure, I realise we did a nice thing by letting him go somewhere to get a good contract but the manager's first responsibility is to Arsenal and we'd have been a better side over the last few months with him in it. Defensively stronger and his experience would have been vital in some games. However, he's gone, Oh I, Oh I'd better learn how to face it, he's gone, Oh I, Oh I'd pay the devil to replace him, he's gone, what went wrong? And that's about your lot. Fingers crossed we can continue our record breaking winning run tonight. Until tomorrow, my good old friends.]]> 387 2007-04-17 09:11:31 2007-04-17 07:11:31 closed open citeh-preview-cesc-monsters-and-lauren publish 0 0 post 0 1107 http://thecannon.wordpress.com/2007/04/17/quick-man-city-taster/ 208.96.40.132 2007-04-17 18:23:02 2007-04-17 16:23:02 1 pingback 0 0 Fabregas sparks the revival as Arsenal go third http://arseblog.net/2007/04/18/fabregas-sparks-the-revival-as-arsenal-go-third/ Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:31:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/18/fabregas-sparks-the-revival-as-arsenal-go-third/ In general we bossed the first half but some seconds of madness let them back into it before the break. Jens Lehmann's clearance was poor and when City came forward the defending from Kolo and from Eboue was terrible allowing Beasley to equalise. That's the thing about this Arsenal side, they're always capable of conceding in a flash and when you're at 1-1 and pushing forward you're always afraid we'll get caught on the break. As well as that Jens Lehmann appeared to have left his brain at home and he was flapping around like a one-winged kestrel. The first 28 minutes of the second half were almost like torture. City sat back and we did our best to break them down. It was frustrating, a number of times, to see moves break down in familiar fashion but at the same time we made chances. Hleb shot wide with his left foot, Adebayor's excellent dummy saw Rosicky clean through but he elected to square it to the Togonator rather than shoot and it was blocked and a good cross from Hleb saw Adebayor have a powerful header saved by Isaakson. Then the breakthrough. Rosiscky was tackled at the edge of the box and the ball fell to Cesc who controlled it before lashing a great volley past Isaakson to make it 2-1. Like Rosicky he's now got two goals in two games and it's great to see from both of them. Their energy and workrate deserves the goals and after breaking the seal the other day I wasn't surprised to see him score again. It's like when you go out to drink beer and you can have two or three pints without visiting the bathroom but once you have that first piss you're going every twenty minutes - except this is goals and not piss. City brought on Samaras and Corradi to try and rescue the game but in pushing forward they allowed us more space. Hleb dribbled into the box, got the luck of the bounce and the ball fell to Baptista who slid it home for 3-1. Glad for both of them to have contributed and hopefully that's broken the Beast's seal because with Adebayor not having scored since February it would be good to have a striker knocking a couple in. There wasn't much more to it apart from a smart save from Jens when Samaras went clean through and Eboue chose not to tackle him. Comfortable enough in the end though and three lovely points moves us up into third place for the time being. Liverpool can go ahead later tonight if they beat Boro but let's enjoy it for the moment. Afterwards the boss spoke about Cesc and how much more there is to come from him, and also that period in the second half where the fans frustration was clearly audible. He said:
    I have always felt that as a professional football player you have deal with that - as a manager as well - when people are coming here, they pay good money, they can get their frustration out. If sometimes their frustration is with the team or a bad pass I completely understand that. It's down to us to transport them to a different world, when sometimes you cannot do that they are not happy but you have to deal with that.
    Smart comments, I have to say, and it shows that the boss is fully aware of the expectations he has brought to the club and the fact we've fallen below that level this season. As he famously said some years ago when you give somebody caviar it's hard to go back to sausage. At times this season has been a massive sausage except without sausage meat inside it and instead some sawdust and fluff from down the back of the sofa. It's the fact that we know this team should be capable of providing a sausage filled with caviar that makes things so frustrating at times. However, we've now had two good home wins to end a very difficult period and hopefully there's plenty of confidence and belief ahead of Saturday's North London derby. Some more thoughts on the team and possible line-ups later in the week. We should have Freddie and Diaby back and Diaby in particular looked the business in midfield before he had to go off with doubledouble visionvision. No sign of Aliadiere on the bench last night though. Anyone know if he was injured or just considered pointless? Away from the pitch the Chairman MC H-W talks about the potential sale of the club. It more or less mirrors what he said in Arsecast 16 and there's some good stuff in there. He talks about Danny Fiszman selling some of his shares but this quote is telling and rather splendid:
    We're here for Arsenal Football Club, not to make a few bob. We would be horrified to see it go across the Atlantic.
    Now then, to make your day even more fab my good old chums at Goalhanger.com have given me a t-shirt to give away to one lucky reader. They've just launched some new Arsenal shirts so you can choose from this one, this one or this one. All you have to do is answer the following question : Tomas Rosicky's first goal for Arsenal was against a)Wigan, b)Hamburg or c) Aston Villa. To enter just email goalhanger@arseblog.com and I'll get the RNG to do its thing and announce the winner tomorrow. If you don't win don't fret, there'll be another t-shirt to give away next week. And that's about it. The world seems a much brighter place when Arsenal are winning, doesn't it?]]>
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    Dein was sacked - no need to panic though http://arseblog.net/2007/04/19/dein-was-sacked-no-need-to-panic-though/ Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:13:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/19/dein-was-sacked-no-need-to-panic-though/ shock departure of vice-Chairman David Dein from the club late yesterday afternoon. The Chairman, Peter Hill-Wood is quoted, saying:
    On behalf of the Board I would like to express our gratitude to David Dein for the many years of loyal service he has given to the Club. We sincerely regret that irreconcilable differences between Mr. Dein and the rest of the board have necessitated a parting of the ways.
    So, from that we take it that David Dein did not resign. He was sacked by the board. There are all sorts of theories about why it's happened but the most obvious one is that Double-D wanted in with Stan Kroenke and perhaps when the board asked him to pledge not to dispose of his shares for at least a year, like the rest of them, he refused to do so. Double-D knows when he's been TangoedYou'd have to think this is something that's probably been stirring for a while though and perhaps Dein saw a Kroenke takeover as a way of bringing new money into the club which, because of the new stadium, isn't exactly cash rich. If the other board members sold to Kroenke then the American could look after the financial side of things while Dein became the new football supremo. The first inklings of a problem came about when Mr Hill-Wood pointedly ommitted Dein when talking about being 'horrified' at the idea of the club selling up to Kroenke or anyone else. Matters obviously came to a head yesterday and a man who has made his name and reputation, however you wish to judge it, through Arsenal Football Club was gone before tea-time. Now, there are all kinds of stories about Arsenal being in turmoil and the sensationalism is something you have to expect with a story like this but there's not too much to be worried about, in my opinion. Obviously there's a gap now between the manager and the board, and by that I simply mean that we need to find somebody to do the work that David Dein did. Transfers, negotiations etc etc. The way some people have been going on you'd think that Arsene Wenger and the rest of the board were complete strangers which is utter nonsense, of course. I trust the board to find the right person for that job and as they have some time on their hands to do so I'm sure the appointment will be a sensible and well-thought out one. People might say that David Dein was the man responsible for bringing Arsene Wenger to Arsenal and that, to an extent, is true. It's also true that the rest of the board were aware of Arsene at least two years before he came to Arsenal so it's not simply down to Dein. Yes, Wenger and Dein are/were good friends and I'm sure the manager appreciated the fact he had somebody with whom he had a good relationship and with whom he could work on the stuff that managers and boards need to work on. That doesn't mean David Dein is the only person that Arsene can work with in that way and Arsene Wenger is intelligent enough to know that things change, people come and go, but football goes on. Will Dein's departure mean anything whatsoever to Arsene's control over football matters or any of his other responsibilities? Not at all. Does it cast doubts over his future? Not really - his contract is up at the end of next season anway, so those doubts and tabloid stories would exist with or without David Dein. So from that point of view I'm not worried at all. Arsene will still have the good relationship with the board, full control over all things football and from what he's said in recent interviews it strikes me that he wouldn't have been in favour of any takeover so perhaps this is something Wenger and Dein wouldn't have seen eye to eye on. The Chairman has also moved to calm any fears of Arsene following Dein out, saying:
    I believe the relationship that Arsene has with the rest of the board is good. He is on contract with us until 2008 and we very much hope that he will extend his contract beyond that.
    He also claimed that there was money for him should he need it, saying:
    We've always made funds available to Arsene, he attends the board meetings, he understands the financial position. I can assure supporters that we will continue to provide funds when Arsene requires them.
    So, really there's no problem at all in terms of the manager as of yet. You might say that it could affect things when it comes to renogotiate his contract but there's really no point speculating about that now. There's plenty of time for the board to ensure a good working environment and I think his contract renewal will have far more to do with what's happening on the pitch than whether or not David Dein is vice-Chairman. It occurs to me that Dein has underestimated the rest of the Arsenal board. There have been rumours for a number of years now that he's been looking to sell his shares in Arsenal. Was it the promise of a lump sum and a prestigious job at the club that saw him side with Kroenke, if that's what happened? Remember as well that there have been frictions in the past between Dein and other board members, most notably about the new stadium. While the others were aware and respectful of the fact that Arsenal should have its own home David Dein pushed for Arsenal to take up residence in the new Wembley (again at odds with the manager who was heavily involved in the new stadium project). What a fiasco that would have been, eh? Now, when I say underestimated I mean he hasn't considered, or understood, quite how much work the board have put into creating Ashburton Grove. They've gone through years of planning, years of difficult, at times impossible, financial dealings, local governments, councils, NIMBYs, various other objectors and obstacles that come about when trying to build a state of the art 60,000 seater football stadium in North London. Why did they do it? For the good of Arsenal Football Club. For the club they all support, the club they all love, the club they want to be successful. Why on earth did he think that less than a year after completing that massive project they would in any way favour somebody else coming in to take over? Yes, things are tight in terms of money in the bank but that was something they knew, something they and the manager of the football team were aware of and planned for accordingly. Arsene's youth project, however much we might criticise from time to time, was born as much out of necessity as anything else but it was, like the board's stadium project, done with the best interests of the club at heart. Sure, we could take the American's money, or some Arabian money, or some Russian money and spend a load in the transfer market but at the end of the day I'd rather Arsenal Football Club remained in the hands of people who love it rather than sell up so we can splash cash on players who, let's face it, are temporary parts of Arsenal's history. And given the big money signings we've made in recent years we might regret the filthy lucre sooner rather than later. Let's not forget that the Chairman, who spoke exclusively to Arseblog about this in Arsecast 16, said that the board did not need investment, did not want investment and would not welcome anybody trying to come in and takeover the club. If this was a board that was interested in profit they'd have sold up the minute anyone came sniffing around. This is a board where people have put more money in than they have ever taken out. People say it's just a matter of time before we're taken over but I don't agree and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen. I'm proud of the way the Arsenal board dealt with the situation yesterday. There was an obvious rift. They wanted to go one way, Dein wanted to go the other way, they got rid of Dein. I have no doubt in my mind they want what's best for Arsenal which makes you wonder about Dein's motivation. Was it for the good of the football club or were his reasons more to do with personal ambition and wealth? You can decide that for yourselves. I know what I think. The question now is what happens to his shares. If he sells to Kroenke then the American becomes the single largest shareholder at the club. Would he take a place on the board or would he assign somebody? Somebody like, for example, David Dein. Given the fact that board have stated that 'they have entered into an agreement not to dispose of their shares for at least one year and have confirmed that they intend to retain their interests on the expiration of this period' he may decide to wait and see what happens and not sell just yet. If he could liquidate and enter into some kind of an agreement with Kroenke then that's what he'll probably do. However, it would be very difficult to see him on the board as Kroenke's representative given the way he has been removed from the position of vice-Chairman and if he did then you'd again have to question his motives. Is boardroom strife really in the best interests of the club? I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to come from this story but for the time being I'm not too fussed. I don't think it's a disaster or a huge problem by any means. I know some people will be concerned at his departure (whether that's to do with his position or with the man himself I don't know) but equally I know lots of fans who, while respectful of what he has done for the club, won't be too unhappy to see him gone and it will be interesting to see how the club moves forward from here. Bottom line, don't panic, don't believe the shit-stirring and sensational stories. Arsenal can, and will, function just fine without David Dein. Away from boardroom bonanzas Julio Baptista has signalled his intentions at the end of the season by complaining about the English weather (his mother and girlfriend don't like it and he says it's 'killing him'), teams from up north and defenders who kick you and take the ball off you. He says he likes to do fancy flicks and bicycle kicks but isn't allowed time. Fuck me, he should try trapping the ball before any fancy flicks. Cheerio, Julio. I'd love to say it's been a blast but it hasn't. Tomas Rosicky is upbeat for the rest of the season while Gilberto says there's still work to do especially with Sp*rs at the weekend. The RNG did its thing this morning and the winner of the Goalhanger t-shirt was Graham Tonge. Well done to him. There'll be another t-shirt to give away next week but don't forget you can actually buy them from the good lads at Goalhanger! Right then. Time for some breakfast and then to track some people down to have a chat about this whole thing for this week's Arsecast, which will have a brand new sponsor. More on that tomorrow.]]>
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    More on Dein - Arsecast 24, the future's not orange... http://arseblog.net/2007/04/20/more-on-dein-arsecast-24-the-futures-not-orange/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:20:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/20/more-on-dein-arsecast-24-the-futures-not-orange/ Arsene Wenger spoke yesterday. He spoke of the 'huge disappointment' at Dein's departure which is completely understandable given the closeness of their relationship and the length of time they've worked together. However, he also said:
    My position is that I am linked with the club very strongly. The relationship with the rest [of the Board] has always been very good and we try always to have a good understanding.
    His press conference this afternoon will certainly be one of the most eagerly anticipated in quite a while and how he reacts to the barrage of questions will be very interesting indeed. As I said yesterday I don't think this is going affect Arsene's position at the club a great deal. He has always spoken about honouring his contracts and I don't see any for that to change - despite the rather pathetic headline making in the Mirror. Where does he say he might quit? We know that there was a board meeting yesterday and it you'd have to think that Arsene himself will be involved in the appointment of Dein's successor in terms of the football work he used to do at the club. What Dein does next will be interesting. Will he sell to Kroenke straight away and get back on the board as his representative? It would make for an awkward boardroom and any hostile takeover bid with his involvement would put paid to any chance of him convincing anyone he's in it for the best interests of the club ahead of the best interests of David Dein. When the Chairman talks so candidly about him being 'in league' with Kroenke you know it's bad. Basically he went behind the backs of the board, who work for Arsenal, and tried to sell the club out from underneath them. Conniving isn't the word. I don't want to go on too much about it though - there are more thoughts in this week's Arsecast so tune it to that if you feel like it. More reading: Alan Smith talks about Dein (not sure about the Rocky bit, I have to say), Fiszman the power behind the throne, Lady Nina in The Sun, Peter Hill-Wood talks about Kroenke and makes lots of sense. Elsewhere though the hype and sensationalism was all too obvious. Firstly we had Ian Wright spouting off on his radio show (some thoughts here) and he's followed it up with more in today's Sun. He's just stoking the fires of speculation, he has no concrete information, and unfortunately because of his stature as such a great player for us people will take what he says as gospel when it's anything but. I also find it rather ironic that the man who encouraged Thierry Henry to leave Arsenal for Barcelona should now take such a keen interest in the well-being of Arsenal Football Club. Still, I'm sure his willingness to talk, tabloid style, is nothing whatsoever to do with promoting a video game or his own radio show. Then the Times reported that the 'senior' players were going around the training ground saying "he'll be back". Now, I'm not sure what access, if any at all, the Times would have had to the training ground yesterday. We know that Thierry Henry is close to David Dein and his sons but what happens at board level really shouldn't concern him or any of the players. While Thierry and some of them might be 'unhappy' in the way anybody would be unhappy when something happens to somebody they like there's just need to suggest that such unhappiness might see them leave the club. Do I even need to tell you what a load of shit this is (and you can see how gutted Arsene looks in the picture)? It's a big shock to almost everyone associated with the club that he's gone and big changes take a little while to get over but you get over them. Arsenal Football Club is more than David Dein or any individual. As far as I'm concerned the David Dein story now pales into the background because we have the small matter of a game against Sp*rs tomorrow and that's where the focus should be. I have no doubt the manager will keep the players minds on the task at hand and while I'm sure many of them liked David Dein and were surprised at the suddenness of his departure they've got a job to do on the pitch. And speaking of on the pitch life could be made more difficult by the absence of Cesc Fabregas. He's suffering from a virus and his chances are described as 50-50 with Arsene saying he won't gamble on him if he's not fit enough. With Diaby hopefully back you'd imagine Denilson will slot into midfield otherwise it'll be the same the team that started against Citeh. There'll be more team news and a fuller preview of the game in tomorrow's blog. Now then, time for this: Arsecasts The Arsecast has a brand new sponsor this week and it's OleOle.com - which if you don't know is a football community. You can use OleOle to read and talk about football, follow news, scores and statistics, and even write about football. Anyone, and everyone, can join and participate and best of all it's free. In this weeks' show there's no blogchat, just more waffle from me about the football, David Dein's departure and further thoughts on why I don't want Stan Kroenke at the club, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's an interesting theory about Arsene Wenger Hawkins and more. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode24.mp3] And that's that, what an interesting week it's been so far. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Orange you glad we've got a match today? http://arseblog.net/2007/04/21/orange-you-glad-weve-got-a-match-today/ Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:12:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/21/orange-you-glad-weve-got-a-match-today/ fallout from the David Dein thing and Arsene's press conference was interesting without anything being too shocking. He is obviously a bit shaken by what's going at the club. Having enjoyed ten years of more or less absolute calm, certainly in comparison with other clubs, this whole thing has destabilised the club and that's something that will take some adjustment. He has to get his head around the fact that a man he likes, a man he has worked with and trusted for a long time, is no longer at the club. It's normal to feel upset or a bit shellshocked. Obviously having that odious little cock, Garth Crooks, badger you with question after question about your future at the press conference would bother you too but in general he seemed to be in good spirits. He pledged to see out his current contract, which runs until July 2008 and I fully expected him to do that. There was never any doubt in my mind that he'd do or say anything different. He said he'd stay true to what he and Dein had built at the club, a sign that he knows Arsenal is more than one man. Again the sensationalists will run with stories about Wenger not committing to the club beyond that point but he has always left it late to renew his contracts so there's nothing new there. Frankly, anyone expecting an answer from him, at this moment in time, about that particular topic is a moron. I would suggest as well there's a certain amount of confusion for the manager too. He's no doubt had David Dein's story and in the board meeting that took place on Thursday he'll have been given the board's side of the things. He's an intelligent man. Leaving aside his friendship with Dein he can surely what was going on and why he was fired. Also, Arsene's recent quotes about the club not needing investment as a solution and his general opposition to a foreign takeover suggest he didn't see eye to eye with his great friend on this matter anyway. As Stan Kroenke ups his stake in the club to 12.19% it seems the current board will have to brace themselves for a hostile takeover bid from the American who may have David Dein on board. We'll have to wait until the dust settles a bit to see exactly what's going to happen but I have to say I find the whole lot of it leaves an extremely bad taste in the mouth. It's an ugly situation, brought about by Dein being 'in league' with Kroenke and deliberately keeping the board in the dark. I find a lot of the articles being written are distasteful with each one trying  to outdo the other as they look for a new angle. This guy in the Telegraph berates the Chairman for not speaking out against Malcolm Glazers purchase of Manchester United but who is Peter Hill-Wood to say anything about how United, or any other club for that matter, is run? He also raises the point I made in the Arsecast about Arsenal fans taking great delight in mocking United fans at the cup final and throwing around the fake dollars. It's funny how so many of them can conveniently forget that because we might get some more money for players which is all this boils down to at the end of the day. If you haven't already seen it, have a look at this Guardian article by David Conn to put that in perspective and see why the board want to resist Kroenke who won't be coming with suitcases full of hard cash to throw around willy-nilly. Whatever you think about this whole situation I think we can all agree this is a period of Arsenal's history that won't be looked back on with a great deal of fondness. The club's business is being dragged through the press in an unprecedented manner and that is not the Arsenal way. And with that it's time to talk about football because there's only the small matter of the North London derby today. We go into it on the back of two pretty good wins in which our midfield has started firing again. Despite illness Cesc was named in the squad and I imagine the manager will give him every chance to play. If not Freddie is back, Diaby is back and Denilson can come in. With Arsene Wenger admitting the squad were shocked at the departure of the Orange One they have to put that right to the back of their minds and focus on what is really important - football. There's no doubt Sp*rs will give it a big go today. It's the last important game of their season and it would be some measure of comfort having been knocked out of Europe last week by Sevilla. Nothing less than total committment from our boys and we could find ourselves in trouble. It's a tricky place to go at the best of times and this time we don't have the goals of Pires who so enjoyed scoring against them. Perhaps that's something else Rosicky can do. More than anything though we need to be solid at the back. Sp*rs are without that Mallet Headed Cunt, Robbie Keane, but Berbatov is dangerous at home and Jermaine Defoe can always hurt you. More comedy defending like against City or Bolton and they'll take full advantage of that. Fingers crossed for a good result today. Finally, Thierry Henry talks about the young players and how injuries have been the main problem this season for Arsenal. And there you go. Time for breakfast. More tomorrow.]]> 391 2007-04-21 10:12:44 2007-04-21 08:12:44 closed open orange-you-glad-weve-got-a-match-today publish 0 0 post 0 Late goal hurts but much to be positive about http://arseblog.net/2007/04/22/late-goal-hurts-but-much-to-be-positive-about/ Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:50:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/22/late-goal-hurts-but-much-to-be-positive-about/ Arsene Wenger has said that he'll appoint David Dein's successor at the club. Amy Lawrence has a good piece in today's Observer about the whole situation with some interesting theories on who he might bring in. He needs somebody to look after the nitty gritty of player contracts, negotiations, transfers (heh) and all the other stuff Dein did. He also, as is being widely reported this morning, said he wouldn't be opposed to foreign ownership, saying:

    I am not against foreign ownership of clubs. How could I be? I am a foreign manager and there are many foreign players at Arsenal and in the Premiership. But it has to be done in the right way.

    To me the key line there is that it has to be done in the right way. Does he mean just from a set-up point of view (in terms of the football operation) or does it mean he'd consider somebody going behind the back of the board and encouraging shareholders to sell out to Stan Kroenke the 'right way' to go about things? I'm sure Arsene is very conflicted at the moment. He is fully aware of what has happened in the boardroom and he knows exactly why his friend was sacked. No doubt he's loyal to his friend but he has always taken great pride in the traditions of Arsenal Football Club and the manner in which they have gone about things. The way that Dein has acted is, in my view, not the Arsenal way. According to the The Times Dein is telling friends he'll have 'the last laugh' and that he'll be back. If that's his attitude, if he sees this about gaining revenge for being fired, then you really have to question his position. Anyway, there's been enough of this story all week and no doubt we're going to have another week ahead of us where this will be grabbing all the headlines so let's leave it there for today. Enjoy your Sunday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. Maybe. Win a t-shirt http://arseblog.net/2007/04/23/ch-ch-ch-ch-changes-maybe-win-a-t-shirt/ Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:36:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/23/ch-ch-ch-ch-changes-maybe-win-a-t-shirt/ Arsene Wenger has said there will be changes at the club but says he's more focused on getting the injured players back than making any new signings. At the moment I'd suggest there's really no point in even thinking about the summer or who we might bring in until the boss appoints a new guy to do Dein's work. One of the changes might be in the goalkeeping department and Arsene Wenger isn't best pleased with Jens Lehmann after his Spurs antics, saying:
    It is a problem with him. The time we lost before the Spurs corner was taken made a difference. I feel at a corner that you don't want to take too much time because the concentration drops. I spoke to the linesman who told me Jens put his elbow in the face of their player and, if he has done that, he shouldn't have.
    He went on to talk about how he feels Lehmann isn't protected enough by the referees but there's only one reason the opposition try and wind him up and that's because they know it works. As I said yesterday he's been increasingly erratic over the last few weeks and if I had to guess one way or the other I think he's decided to leave. We've been linked with another keeper, this time it's Birmingham's Colin Doyle. The young Irishman has been impressive for Steve Bruce's side and given the links with Birmingham and our loan players something may happen. He's probably just a bit too young for Arsene Wenger to take a chance with though. Well done to former Gunner Robert Pires who opened the scoring for Villarreal last night as they beat Barcelona 2-0. It was his first start for his new club after a long time out with injury but still his second goal having scored a couple of weeks ago after a substitute appearance. Some small measure of revenge for him after the Champions League disappointment. And that's about it. Tell you what though. Let's get the week off to a winning start, for somebody, with another t-shirt competition from Goalhanger. They've just launched some new Arsenal shirts so you can choose from this one, this one or this one. All you have to do is answer the following question: How many goals has Emmanuel Adebayor scored against Sp*rs this season? All you have to do is send your answer to goalhanger@arseblog.com and I'll announce the winner tomorrow. And that's that. How was your weekend then?]]>
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    Why the board should resist any takeover http://arseblog.net/2007/04/24/why-the-board-should-resist-any-takeover/ Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/24/why-the-board-should-resist-any-takeover/ fantastic piece which echoes my feelings on many of these points. It's worth noting the comments of the guy from the Manchester United site, UWS (United we stand), about half-way through. When you compare that article to the one on ANR, which is little more than thinly-veiled propaganda for Dein and Kroenke (they could hardly have commissioned a better piece), you can see who the Arsenal fan is, who's got the best interests of our football club at heart. The one comfort we can take from the ANR piece is that our old friend Myles says the takeover is 'inevitable' and given his past record on getting things right ... To accuse the board which has overseen and completed the most incredible stadium move, something he has commented on, of lacking vision and energy is ludicrous. Let's not forget this move was made with one of the board members directly opposed to it and was made in order to bring Arsenal's finances to a new level, to allow the club to compete with the top dog, which back when the project was started was Manchester United. Nobody foresaw an Abramovich who, despite other foreign investment, remains unique in the English game as an owner who is prepared to lose money on his plaything. So, the Arsenal board 'must' sell, he says. Bollocks, I say. There's been a lot of discussion on the Arses about it and quite reasonably somebody wanted to know what difference it would make to have Kroenke own the club instead of the current board of directors. Arser Eight gave this explanation about it which is far better than anything I could write this morning:
    The existing shareholders own their shares, and OK, they expect some return (dividends, cash - (the current directors do not receive dividends but do get paid a salary. All profit currently gets reinvested back into the club - arseblogger)) every year, but they do not expect the club to pay for their purchase costs of the shares. If Kranky comes in, he will buy some shares with his own cash, but he will also take out a massive loan to pay for the shares he cannot afford to buy from his pocket (or does not want to take the risks of buying). That money will be lent to him by banks, who will want to be repaid, with interest. So Kranky will have have to find (a) the money to pay the interest on his loans (which alone is likely to be a greater % than Arsenal's current dividends on its share capital) and (b) the monies to repay the principal on the loan. This means that he has to either (a) like losing money, or (b) be such an expert in football finance that he can revolutionise the club's finances, or (c) just suck out a whole load of revenue from the club and give it to the banks (and effectively into his own pocket). (c) is the tried and trusted Glazer route and the one I'll bet he'll take. Please note that all cash injections in this scenario are from the club and into Kranky's pockets (as we pay him to buy his shares) and the banks who support him. There is no magic transfer budget boost. He isn't looking to throw money away like Abramovich - why would he? You might get some token gestures, but the real result will be that for ten years or so, revenue that would have gone into the team, will instead go out to repay the bank loan with which he purchased the club.
    That really is the reality of this situation. If it's some short term vanity purchasing you're interested in then throw your weight and support behind Kroenke and his Renfield, David Dein. If it's long term stability and increased revenue from a carefully thought out and planned project then there's no choice but to support the board in their stance against any kind of takeover. The Mirror reports, no doubt after contact with the Arsenal Supporters Trust, that Kroenke will write to the board and the shareholders and Keith Edelman is willing to meet with him. I wonder what stopped Kroenke contacting the board before he started hoovering up Arsenal shares. It's a bit late to try and go about things in more PR friendly now, isn't it? And if you wanted any further proof that it's not a good idea then James Lawton is all for it. The Guardian is suggesting that Arsene's appointment to replace Dein will have responsibility only for negotiations and recruitment. The politicking and representative duties will be carried out by current chief excutive Keith Edelman. One man who has thrown his hat into the ring is former Monaco general manager Henri Bianchéri but at 74 years of age is hardly someone for the future. Former scout and defector to Sp*rs, Damien Comolli, has pledged his future to Martin Jol's team. Other names mentioned include Gilles Grimandi and Remi Garde who currently works for Lyon. The Grimster would be good though. He'd be an awesome negotiator and players would be on their guard in case they were hacked down in the corridors of London Colney with Gilles doing that 'What? Whaaaaaaat?' shrug he was so good at. Cesc Fabregas says his future is 'bound' to that of Arsene Wenger. I suppose we can expect a summer of transfer rumour and speculation from Spain, it's something we're just going to have to live with as long as he's here, but he's got an eight year contract to see out. I'd extend it until he's 40. Sources in France tell me that Arsenal are very, very interested in Le Mans keeper Yohann Pele. We've scouted him on a number of occassions and there are suggestions that a deal for him is very close - which you would think means the end of the line for Jens Lehmann. William Gallas is attracting interest from Real Madrid. The article mentions Gallas as someone who wanted to get involved in a show of strength to protest against Dein's departure. If that's true he can fuck off and you have to question why the man who carried out players' salary negotiations was so pally with them. And that's about it. Just time to announce the winner of the Goalhanger t-shirt. The RNG did its thing, picked out someone who answered correctly that Adebayor has scored three goals against Sp*rs this season, and that someone was Liam Madden. Well done to you and I'll be in touch for details and such like. Ok, that'll do for today. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal miss Bergkamp more than Dein, says Adams http://arseblog.net/2007/04/25/arsenal-miss-bergkamp-more-than-dein-says-adams/ Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:06:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/25/arsenal-miss-bergkamp-more-than-dein-says-adams/ Tony Adams has been speaking about the situation and although he, rather oddly, reckons Arsene Wenger could eventually end up in politics he doesn't feel Dein's departure will see the end of his time at Arsenal. He said:
    Arsene is his own man and always has been. Unlike the European way, where, as they get older, they start delegating, Arsene still does the lot: the coaching, overseeing the contracts, he'll get involved in everything. He has staff around him, but he's still very protective. I honestly don’t think it will influence him when it comes to deciding whether he wants another contract
    I also liked this quote which does rather put things in perspective:
    More importantly, I think they miss Dennis Bergkamp on the pitch more than they'll miss David Dein off it.
    He's not wrong there, is he? Apparently Stan Kroenke was dismayed at Peter Hill-Wood's alleged comments about not needing 'his sort'. To be honest I think that whole thing has been blown a bit out of proportion. He quite obviously didn't mean 'his sort' being American but as an outside investor and one who acted in a rather underhand way. As for him knowing 'sweet FA' about our game, how can you argue with that? Poor old Stan though. Sticks and stones, old man. I'm sure he's really been weeping into his moustache which he keeps nicely shaped with a Walmart brand trimmer (because he gets a discount there). Safety has his unique take on things with the 'David Dein Dialectic' over in the columns section. It's a long read but well worth it. Away from all that Gael Clichy says that Arsenal need to be concentrated against Fulham on Sunday. I agree. We need to boiled down and thickened and perhaps diluted at half-time. The Mirror reports that Fabrice Muamba will leave the club this summer. He's on loan at Birmingham who have made no secret of their desire to keep him while he's always attracting interest from Blackburn and Reading who will be looking to replace the departing Steve Sidwell. Former Arsenal player Alan Ball died last night of a heart attack. He played 177 games for the club in 70s, scoring 45 goals. RIP. Some of his old Arsenal teammates pay tribute to him here. And that's that. Hopefully the closer we get to Sunday the more football there is to talk about. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Jens to stay but will he be number 1? http://arseblog.net/2007/04/26/jens-to-stay-but-will-he-be-number-1/ Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:55:25 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/26/jens-to-stay-but-will-he-be-number-1/ Jens Lehmann who has apparently decided to stay with Arsenal and accept the one year contract on offer. His performances in the second half of this season have concerned me, I have to say, but as has been pointed out elsewhere we need to strengthen other areas before that of the keeper. However, that Times article suggests we'll be after Hearts Craig Gordon in the summer despite Lehmann's acceptance of a new contract and just the other day I was told from a very good source that our interest in Yohann Pele is very real and at an advanced stage. So, we shall see what happens there. If he does stay then we need to see the Jens of last season, a player who was motivated and focused and not the Jens of the last couple of months who looks unsure and increasingly erratic. Perhaps having his future settled, one way or the other, will do that for him. The other thing to bear in mind is that if Arsenal tell him, which I'm sure they will given his age, that they're looking to bring in another keeper who might usurp his position then his decision to stay might be reversed. The Guardian is repeating the Gallas to Madrid story that appeared in the Mirror the other day and looking around the Spanish papers they're only using the Mirror story as a source so I doubt there's very much in this, at the moment. Also in AS yesterday was a highly speculative piece about Cesc joining Real Madrid this summer because he wouldn't stay if Wenger left. They seem to have completely overlooked the fact that Wenger won't be going anywhere and Cesc has an eight year contract. Yoan Gouffran is a French striker who appears to be quite good so naturally we've been linked with him. Not much more to it than that. Not much more happening to be honest. In relation to tomorrow's Arsecast (sponsored by OleOle.com) I'm going to try something new and different this week. It may work, it may not but if it does work it'll be completely and utterly awesome. Or possibly quite good. Or maybe just about listenable. Or crap. There's rather a lot of scope for it not to work. Hmmmm. Anyway, I'll get about my business and try and sort that out. You can spend all day discussing whether or not we need a new keeper or, perhaps, whether you'd prefer to be an anteater or an armadillo. I'm easy.]]> 396 2007-04-26 09:55:25 2007-04-26 07:55:25 closed open jens-to-stay-but-will-he-be-number-1 publish 0 0 post 0 News round-up, historic Arsecast 25 out now. http://arseblog.net/2007/04/27/news-round-up-historic-arsecast-25-out-now/ Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:45:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/27/news-round-up-historic-arsecast-25-out-now/ held talks with Stan Kroenke about selling him the 14.6% of Arsenal that he owns. No real surprise there. It'll be just the conditions of the sale that will make for interesting reading as he's unlikely to sell without some guarantee of a place in Kroenke's boardroom and no doubt he'll be talking up his relationship with Arsene and how all the players love him and that he brings a real glow to the place. The same article says the Chairman will make a statement to supporters in the programme for the Fulham game, which will be interesting to read. Meanwhile Danny Fiszman has broken his silence to say reports of him having secret meetings with Russian investors are a 'total lie'. I wonder where that story could possibly have come from then... Away from that there are some stories to get through. Thierry Henry feels the team lacks concentration and this is the cause of so many lost points while the manager has again said the move to the new stadium meant it took us some time to feel comfortable when playing at home. When he says we drew some games at the Grove we would have won at Highbury it's hard to argue. Julio Baptista will not be staying at Arsenal. Both the Sun and the Mirror are reporting that Baptista has been told he'll be going back to Madrid (where he'll probably score 50 goals next season) which leaves Jose Antonio Reyes in a bit of a difficult spot. He's made sure that everyone knows he doesn't want to return to Arsenal, bad weather you see, so he'll be up for grabs to anyone who has the requisite funds to spare this summer. Aston Villa's Martin Laursen says Nicklas Bendtner can be a good player if he works hard and takes advice from more senior players and Bendtner's new strike partner Andy Cole has been quick to dish some out. He looks like he'll be given his chance at Arsenal next season and while he's done well at Birmingham there's a feeling he can be a bit lazy and allows games to pass him by when he's not in the mood. That'll have to change if he's really serious about making it at the top level. Arsene Wenger has backed Demento for the manager of the year award, pointedly ignoring Mourinho and having a nice little dig at Chelsea's style of play. Arsecasts The Arsecast is brought to you in association OleOle.com - which if you don't know is a football community that's entirely free to join and take part in In this week's show there's a triple-decker, menage a trois (but with 4) blogchat as I talk, AT THE SAME TIME!!!, to Gunnerblog, East Lower and Goodplaya. As well as that The Man in the Bar is back and sober, Arsene Wenger Hawkins is there and there's more of the usual waffle. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode25.mp3] That's that then. More tomorrow.]]> 397 2007-04-27 09:45:22 2007-04-27 07:45:22 closed open news-round-up-historic-arsecast-25-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure enclosure 1115 http://www.arsepod.co.uk/wordpress1/?p=287 81.3.70.137 2007-04-27 11:07:57 2007-04-27 09:07:57 1 pingback 0 0 Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/04/28/saturday-round-up-10/ Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:40:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/28/saturday-round-up-10/ the Chairman has written a letter to the shareholders in which he talks about Stan Kroenke and his 'investment' in the club. It's well worth a read and the main points seem to be:
    1. The current board are Arsenal fans and Stan Kroenke isn't
    2. The club is generating its revenue in such a way that it is invested back into the club and not going out to service loans or to fill the pockets of directors
    3. The board have the best interests of the club at heart. David Dein may have been an Arsenal fan but the 'irreconcilable differences' were obviously that he didn't have the best interests of the club at heart.
    Obviously there's a bit more to it than that but he's made their position very clear. This is on top of Danny Fiszman's denial that he was ever involved with Russian investors and the implications of him calling that story a 'total lie' are very clear. P-Diddy H to the W has spoken to Kroenke and will be meeting with him soon, it will be very interesting to see what happens there. Away from all the boardroom shennanigans Arsene Wenger spoke about the appointment of a football director and he says it will happen in the summer. Some people, notably Goodplaya in yesterday's Arsecast, expressed some concerns that Arsene might have too much control over this appointment but it seems the boss is not looking to surround himself with 'yes men', saying:
    He will be appointed by me but it will not necessarily be a friend of mine. It will be somebody who will do the job well because if I go one day the guy has still to work here.
    Can't really argue with that and there's a growing feeling that the man in question could be Wenger's first football signing at the club, Remi Garde. He also addressed the situations of Julio Baptista and Jose Antonio Reyes, saying he'll be meeting with agents and Real Madrid in the near future. It's obvious Reyes doesn't want to come back to England but Real Madrid don't seem to him either. However, that could be as much to do with the uncertainty surrounding the managerial position there with Capello likely to get sacked no matter what happens in La Liga. Baptista has been the single biggest disappointment I can remember in an Arsenal transfer. We all saw how good he was for Sevilla and we all remember the protracted tranfer business the summer before last so to see him blunder and stumble his way around, one or two games apart, has been horribly frustrating. If the price is low enough he could stay, again depending on what happens with Reyes. In fact, perhaps it's all a plan. Arsene Wenger has told him to play badly on purpose so his transfer value plummets. He's now worth €14,99 and 10 kilo bag of spuds. The keeper situation is an interesting one. With Jens set to stay for another year the boss has said he sees it as a battle between Lehmann and Almunia for the number one position. Crafty stuff, Jens has Euro 2008 to motivate him and the thought of losing his place at Arsenal and therefore his position as German number 1 is the kind of thing he needs, in my opinion. He was brilliant last season but without the focus of a big tournament his performances have dropped. With regard to William Gallas the manager says he wants to keep him and that there are no problems with him at the club. His season has been hampered by injuries and frustration at going from a team challenging for everything to a team which, in the end, challenged for very little this season. We've all seen what a fine player he has been for Chelsea but there haven't been too many times he's performed at that level for Arsenal. I'm reserving judgement but if he stays we need to see a much better player than the one we've seen this season and perhaps then he can put himself in a position where his opinions and 'suggestions' about the team are better regarded. Tomas Rosicky says his season has been frustrating because of injuries. Yep. I'm looking forward to seeing an injury free Rosicky next season. He's shown recently that he could just be very effective from the left hand side. You feel that if he could link up more with Clichy and if Clichy could produce a final ball every now and again we could become more dangerous from the left. Justin Hoyte has signed a new long term deal with the club and hopefully he can continue to improve and eventually make the right back position his own, leaving Eboue writhing on the ground in annoyance. He doesn't have Eboue's flair going forward but for me he's much more solid defensively and doesn't have Eboue's diving, cheating, faking, timewasting and general cuntery about him. And that's about that. No other news, there's football on this morning and Walrus looking cunt Allardyce is leaving Bolton at the end of the season. Splendid news. He'll go somewhere else and make them as hated as Bolton. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/04/29/sunday-round-up-16/ Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:27:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/29/sunday-round-up-16/ William Gallas talks to Amy Lawrence about what has been a difficult first season for him at Arsenal. As I said yesterday he's been a disappointment but he says he'll change things and organise the defence better. I suppose we should give him the benefit of the doubt but he's got a lot to prove still. His point about the marking system at corners is a decent one, I have to say, again you have to ask if that's a subject that is better broached at the training ground than in the press. Still, if it means we concede less goals from corners or set-pieces then it'll have had some impact. Arsene Wenger says he's not worried about a new contract just yet but says he'll talk to the board about it at the end of the season. He says his desire to stay at Arsenal depends on how much he can develop his young team. Whether that means he needs assurances about money being available or something else we don't know. Anyway, I don't think you can really accuse the board of not giving him money when he's wanted it and they have always insisted that their would be funds for players. I wouldn't worry too much about this contract business anyway, he has left it very close to expiration before and there's still plenty of time to sort things out. Not much else happening apart from to wish good luck to Arsenal's ladies who play the second leg of their UEFA Cup final against Umea IK. Oh, and hahahahahaha at Leeds. Relegated again. That'll teach you to bully me when I was 8. Suck it up, fuckers. More tomorrow.]]> 399 2007-04-29 10:27:51 2007-04-29 08:27:51 closed open sunday-round-up-16 publish 0 0 post 0 Adebayor spares Lehmann's blushes - Fiszman on Kroenke http://arseblog.net/2007/04/30/adebayor-spares-lehmanns-blushes-fiszman-on-kroenke/ Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:04:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/04/30/adebayor-spares-lehmanns-blushes-fiszman-on-kroenke/ Arsene Wenger pointed out the deterioration in our performance but I suppose you can take a positive from the fact they reacted to it. It'd be much better if they just played well though. It was one of those typically lazy end of season affairs though and we did play some nice stuff in the first half hour. We'll have to perform better than that against Chelsea next week though. Before yesterday's game Danny Fiszman, who is normally very media shy, gave an interview to Sky Sports about Stan Kroenke and the possibility of a takeover. While he admitted the board would meet Kroenke because of his now significant holding in the club the American won't have been encouraged by his words. He basically said what anyone with any common sense outlook on this whole thing has said and it's that a takeover funded by loans will take money out of the club. He did say the board are open to anything that will improve the club, but:
    I think it is going to be very, very difficult to explain to me and the rest of the board how you can make a substantial investment, which has to be £400m, £500m or £600m and expect a return for that. Even with an eight to 10 per cent return you have to take £50m or so. And that has to come out of the club, otherwise there’s no point in making the purchase.
    Again, that's the bottom line. Money goes out of Arsenal. He refused to comment when asked if Double-D was in league with Satan Kroenke and went on to say:
    The board has 45.5 per cent of the shares of the company, we also have friends which take us over 50 per cent so they can mount a hostile bid but they are never going to get control of the club.
    KAPOW! I'd say if the board had a Myspace it'd have like, 504,365 friends and if David Dein had a Myspace he'd only have that default guy and then the default guy would delete him because he wouldn't want anyone to think he was a total lamer who hung around with sunbed freakazoids. Congratulations now to the Arsenal Ladies who drew 0-0 with Umea yesterday but won the UEFA Cup on aggregate. I saw most of it and Emma Byrne, Arsenal's Irish keeper, made some good saves and it's a great achievement for everyone involved in the ladies set up, well done again to the players and to Vic Akers who's done such a good job. Elsewhere Thierry Henry's thoughts on Sp*rs scoring equalising goals are most entertaining while Nicklas Bendtner says he'll do everything to break into the Arsenal first team. Would he eat a dinosaur's testicle poached in alligator piss? We shall see. And that's that for this Monday morning. The week will be quiet enough but there's plenty of interest in Europe and we can laugh at Sam Allardcye who will hopefully go onto smaller and worser things with whatever club he lands at. We'll feel the tremors, no doubt.]]>
    400 2007-04-30 09:04:07 2007-04-30 07:04:07 closed open adebayor-spares-lehmanns-blushes-fiszman-on-kroenke publish 0 0 post 0 1116 http://tnpass.net/late-goals-by-gunners-drown-fulham-and-monday-news/ 208.101.23.82 2007-04-30 11:45:27 2007-04-30 09:45:27 1 pingback 0 0 1117 http://www.tppblog.com/2007/09/18/takeover-talk/ 69.89.31.51 2007-09-18 10:11:18 2007-09-18 08:11:18 1 pingback 0 0
    Adebayor on Chelsea and Cole - BBC blogs are a load of crap http://arseblog.net/2007/05/01/adebayor-on-chelsea-and-cole-bbc-blogs-are-a-load-of-crap/ Tue, 01 May 2007 07:31:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/01/adebayor-on-chelsea-and-cole-bbc-blogs-are-a-load-of-crap/ difficult moments' better than they used to you. He thinks the team is maturing and will be better next season and says of  Sunday's game against Chelsea,
    We all remember what happened in Cardiff and it is very important for ourselves and for our supporters to beat Chelsea this time. Of course the Carling Cup final still hurts. We were the better team for most of that game. I don’t want to say this game on Sunday is all about revenge but we will give everything to win.
    Chelsea at the Grove also means, on paper at least, the return of Ashley Cole. Now, Emmanuel Adebayor is a nice bloke and I can see where he's coming from when he says the crowd might be better off cheering an Arsenal player rather than barracking Ashley but if Cole plays then he deserves the full ire of the fans and that's what he'll get because he is a despicable little cunt. That's if he plays and it's a big if. Wayne Bridge has started the last 4 or 5 league games so I suspect Cole won't play on Sunday, especially if Chelsea beat Liverpool tonight. I guess it all depends on Mourinho's mood. If he's looking to create the kind of bad atmosphere that he's so capable of then Cole will play. If Chelsea are through the Champions League final and he's looking to make sure his players don't get kicked off the park then he won't. Anyway, something to look forward to either way. Midfielder Fabrice Muamba will have talks with Arsene Wenger this week to decide his future. He's done well at Birmingham and they want to keep him now that they've gained promotion so there's a decision to be made. With Flamini leaving perhaps there's some room in the squad for him but that space could be filled by the return of Alex Song. Gunnerblog has some very interesting quotes from Cesc which are taken from an interview with 442 magazine. The main thing you'd take from it is the lack of someone to give the players a bit of a bollocking when things haven't gone right. How much could this team improve with a Tony Adams or Roy Keane style player in the dressing room? A lot, I think, but then it's easy to say. Those kinds of players don't just grow on trees. That said it doesn't necessarily have to be a player, does it? What strikes me is that Arsene seems to use the same technique with young players as older player. While the older player can mull over what's gone wrong perhaps the younger ones need a bit more guidance. I dunno. Our old friend Mihir Bose is speculating again about our football club. You might remember that he was the man (Spurs fan lest we forget) who wrote consistently in the Telegraph about how Ashburton Grove would never get built because the club couldn't get the money/planning permissions/builders, whatever. Then when it was being built he wrote scaremongering stuff about how work was due to stop because we couldn't get money/planning permissions/builders etc. That current article is on his BBC 'blog' and allows comments. I left a comment yesterday which so far has not been published and it looks like nobody's comments have been published. Word to the BBC - if you're going to get in on the whole blog thing at least allow your readers the chance to provide feedback on the posts whether it's positive or negative. Your comment policy is so convoluted it allows you to abitrarily pick and choose the comments and given the fact Bose posted his article yesterday afternoon and you haven't allowed a single comment yet you're not really getting your head around this very well, are you? The point about blogs is that you can have your say, you can have it published and people can respond to that. That's the beauty of it - it sparks conversation between people. Anyone can come to Arseblog and comment on the Arses. Anyone can go to Gunnerblog or East Lower or Goodplaya or any of the Arsenal blogs and comment immediately. If you want an example of how it's done on a bigger scale then look at the Guardian. A simple registration procedure allows you to comment on any of the blogs they publish every day. Why does the BBC need 18-24 hours to moderate comments? If that's the way you're going to go then stop calling them blogs because they're not. Sorry, rant over. And that's it for today. More mañana.]]>
    401 2007-05-01 09:31:03 2007-05-01 07:31:03 closed open adebayor-on-chelsea-and-cole-bbc-blogs-are-a-load-of-crap publish 0 0 post 0
    Headlines, reality and BBC feedback http://arseblog.net/2007/05/02/headlines-reality-and-bbc-feedback/ Wed, 02 May 2007 07:31:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/02/headlines-reality-and-bbc-feedback/ Vieira: Wenger could leave' story. Speaking about the departure of David Dein he merely said it would be normal to wonder about whether it would affect Arsene Wenger's decision to sign a new contract but that he really didn't know what Arsene would do. They do love the headlines, don't they? Like the article that appeared on the Arsenal website yesterday in which the boss warned whichever team went out of Europe might suffer a bit of a hangover. All of a sudden you see headlines on Newsnow like: WENGER WARNS UNITED ABOUT EURO EXIT or WENGER TELLS REDS THEY'RE, LIKE, COMPLETELY TWATS. He really said nothing quite so specific. Typical rubbish trying to stir up something out of nothing. Thierry Henry was asked to choose between never scoring a goal again or never having sex again. He said:
    My God, you ask me to choose the impossible — it’s like ‘do you want to die or do you want to die?’.
    He also talks about some football stuff too. Jens Lehmann reckons Arsenal can win the Champions League next season. At the moment Jens reminds me of a big robot that didn't get a proper charge and is now going a bit mad. This summer he needs to be switched off, plugged into the mains so he can start next season with 100% battery life. No doubt you've already seen the story about the white kit for next season. It's pretty minging, I have to say. The green trim is allegedly gold, I think it's just the quality of the image. I'd be quite happy if this turned out to be fake although I'm 99% convinced it's the real thing. Oh well. Vote with your wallets. After yesterday having a pop at the BBC blogs, in particular that of Mihir Bose, for the time it took for the comments to appear and for ignoring some comments, the assistant editor of the BBC Sports website sent me an email explaining their situation. The near 24 hours it took for comments to appear on Bose's article was an error, he admitted, and one that they would avoid in the future. I have to say fair play to him because not many people would have responded quite so nicely to a big part of their website being called 'crap', especially when he's actually a Sp*rs fan! One point I made to him about Mihir Bose and his lack of objectivity when it comes to Arsenal was that the reaction to his article yesterday was rather disproportionate to what he'd actually written. It wasn't that bad, in the grand scheme of things, but what you had was a build-up from all his previous stuff which has been very much weighted against Arsenal and this was the first chance many people had to respond to his writing about the club. Personally, I think it's very difficult for him to be taken seriously when writing about Arsenal because of his club allegiance and the archive of his previous Arsenal writing which, while it does have snippets of good info here and there, is generally wrapped in bluster and speculation from those 'unnamed sources'. And that's about it. It only remains for me to laugh at Ashley Cole for last night's Champions League exit against the Mug Smashers. So here I go: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Suck it up you little cunt. I'd love to say 'See you on Sunday' but you probably won't play. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuunt. I suggest you all do the same. It's almost cathartic.]]>
    402 2007-05-02 09:31:48 2007-05-02 07:31:48 closed open headlines-reality-and-bbc-feedback publish 0 0 post 0 1118 http://thebeautifulgroan.com/2007/05/03/does-anyone-actually-feel-sorry-for-leeds/ 67.210.98.85 2008-02-28 19:47:52 2008-02-28 17:47:52 1 pingback 0 0
    *tumbleweed* http://arseblog.net/2007/05/03/tumbleweed/ Thu, 03 May 2007 07:20:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/03/tumbleweed/ Justin Hoyte reckons Arsenal can 'easily' make the step from 4th to Champions next season. On the one hand I admire his confidence, on the other hand it's going to be far from easy. The Arsenal Supporters Trust want to meet with Satan Kroenke to find out his plans for the club. The board want to meet Satan Kroenke to find out his plans for the club. I want to meet Satan Kroenke so I can do like in the cartoons and make like his moustache is fake and go to take it off to reveal his true self but then discover it's real and leave him with a painful and bloodied top lip. And if you think the white kit is bad now look at what it could be. Cesc Fabregas is Arsenal's player of the month while the reserves have finished their season with a 0-0 draw with Portsmouth. Just because there's nothing else to talk about here's a YouTube video of the top 20 football misses, including my favourite - Ryan Giggs against us at Old Trafford with an open goal. Perry Groves will be appearing on tomorrow's OleOle.com sponsored Arsecast. Details of that conversation will be available tomorrow. We can also start looking ahead to Sunday's game with Chelsea and if anyone in Dublin fancies coming along to watch the game and have a pint check in on the Arses between now and then for more details. So there you go. More tomorrow.]]> 403 2007-05-03 09:20:37 2007-05-03 07:20:37 closed open tumbleweed publish 0 0 post 0 Arseblog meets Perry Groves II http://arseblog.net/2007/05/04/arseblog-meets-perry-groves-ii/ Fri, 04 May 2007 06:22:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/04/arseblog-meets-perry-groves-ii/ Tomas Rosicky, who seems to always get injured the minute he picks up a bit of form, is rated at 50-50. We have to hope he has a much fitter season next time around. Also, the Cesc article that Gunnerblog posted snippets from the other day is doing the rounds but then you've already seen it. Arsene Wenger was fined £2500 and 'severely censured' for saying an official in the Carling Cup final lied. They keep fining him and censuring him, don't they? Patrick Vieira talks about Cuntley Cunt and says he was sorry to see him leave Arsenal. This is the same Patrick Vieira who allegedly texted Cole telling him not to accept anything less than £80,000 a week. Ian Wright adds to a ridiculous story by Myles about Arsenal being in for Samuel Eto'o. Sure, he'd be a great signing but it is never going to happen. Eat my hat blah blah blah. Nicky Hammond, Reading's director of football, is an unlikely candidate for the Arsenal position. More from the Guardian here. According to the Polish press we're on the verge of signing goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski from Legia Warsaw (thanks to Mac from that info). Ok, Arsecast time. Arsecasts The Arsecast is brought to you in association OleOle.com - which if you don't know is a football community that's entirely free to join and take part in. This week we welcome back the legend that is Perry Groves to the show, the Man in the Bar has a player history, we talk about the Chelsea game, Arsene Wenger Hawkins is there and there is absolutely no common theme to the thing at all. None. There's also a bet of the week from Bluesq.com which involves William Gallas and Ashley Cole. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode26.mp3] And that's that. Must dash. Catch you later.]]> 404 2007-05-04 08:22:58 2007-05-04 06:22:58 closed open arseblog-meets-perry-groves-ii publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Ashley Cole deserves abuse not respect http://arseblog.net/2007/05/05/ashley-cole-deserves-abuse-not-respect/ Sat, 05 May 2007 10:16:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/05/ashley-cole-deserves-abuse-not-respect/ Ashley Cole to be shown respect then that's one of those times. Ahead of tomorrow's game with Chelsea the manager said:
    I expect respect, no more. There is maybe some bad feeling as you want your players to stay for their whole careers, and that may be shown, but overall there is respect for him.
    Now, perhaps that's just a case of Arsene saying the right things because he cannot really expect Cole, if he plays, to get anything other than a barrage of abuse and stick from the Arsenal fans, especially when Cole himself has called us 'stupid' this week. As Goodplaya points out Cole has been abused routinely up and down the country this season because he represents what's so wrong with the modern player. Ashley Cole is such a cunt that even Sp*rs fans gave him stick. Now, I understand if some of the players he played with still like and think he's an all right lad (some, not all, thankfully). I can understand the manager not holding a grudge because things like this happen with players throughout your managerial career. However, it's different for fans. From being a young Arsenal fan who made the first team and, as such, had a special place in the hearts of the Highbury faithful, Ashley Cole made himself probably the most unpopular ex-Arsenal player I can ever remember. That he would go behind the back of the club to a rival, lie about it, then mouth off the way he did to the newspapers about how unfairly he was being treated was hard to take from a player that professed to be an Arsenal fan. "I wouldn't play for Arsenal again if they offered me £200,000 a week", screamed the News of the World headline. The irony that it was the News of the World that had exposed his clandestine meeting with Mourinho seemed to be lost on him. Sorry Arsene, but Ashley Cole has behaved in a way which means he doesn't deserve the slightest bit of respect from Arsenal fans. He and his slippery agent can swerve off the road straight into a wall for all I fucking care. The fact that the little cunt got to play in the Champions League final after contributing nothing to the campaign still sticks in my craw. If he does play tomorrow, and I'd be surprised if he did (ankle injury my hole), then I hope he is barracked and abused more loudly and viciously than any player has ever been barracked and abused before. That's what he deserves, not respect, the thick as pigshit, greedy, disloyal, lying little cuntbag. Anyway, onto other stories. Julio Baptista seems to have confirmed his Arsenal exit by saying the Chelsea game is the last 'big game' he'll play for Arsenal and he wants revenge for the Carling Cup final. May the Gods that touched his special area before Anfield in the Carling Cup do the same tomorrow. He'll probably start if Tomas Rosicky doesn't make it but the manager will make a late decision regarding his fitness. The Sun picks up on the story Arseblog brought you exclusively yesterday about Legia Warsaw's Lukasz Fabianksi. They say talks were held and he had a medical on Thursday. Thierry Henry talks about Ashley Cole, how the players want to the win the Chelsea game so they can finish third (if possible) and William Gallas, amongst other things. Emmanuel Adebayor talks to the Guardian. It's funny how when he came he had a reputation of being a bit of a trouble-maker but we've never seen anything of that from him. His attitude has always been first class and I like that a lot. I think he's also showing signs of improvement as a player and if he keeps the same workrate and application going then we could have a real gem on our hands. And that's about it. The Manchester derby this morning will have a big impact on the atmosphere for tomorrow's game. Remember, if United win this morning and Chelsea fail to win tomorrow then United win the league. I know we want to win the game for ourselves but the thoughts of stopping Chelsea, and therefore Ashley Cole, winning is just a bit delicious. More tomorrow.]]>
    405 2007-05-05 12:16:12 2007-05-05 10:16:12 closed open ashley-cole-deserves-abuse-not-respect publish 0 0 post 0 1119 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/daily-dose-050607.html 216.139.229.235 2007-05-06 15:34:37 2007-05-06 13:34:37 1 pingback 0 0
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/05/06/sunday-round-up-17/ Sun, 06 May 2007 09:05:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/06/sunday-round-up-17/ Arsene Wenger has thrown down the gauntlet to his players, saying:
    Third place is progress, but it is not enough because our progression has to be getting to number one again. What we can show on Sunday is that we can have the chance to fight for the title again next year.
    True enough, third place would be progress, but it would be a funny kind of progress as the difficulties we've suffered over the last couple of seasons remain. We won't know how progressive our progress is until next season where we can progress even further and progressivity progresses some more. William Gallas says he's motivated to stop Chelsea winning the league and says he's happy at Arsenal and has come for a 'long project', not one season. He says he's had no contact with Real Madrid, or anyone else. He says if he scores against Chelsea he'll celebrate and if he runs over to the bench, drops his shorts and shows Mourinho his brown eye he'll go up in my estimation. As expected it looks like Wayne Bridge will start today for Chelsea as Mourinho chickens out of playing Cole. It would be a shame if he didn't play because I'd enjoy our win much more if he was on the pitch. 'Barca in talks to sign Henry', come the headlines from the Catalan press. This is just the start of the summer of speculation by the Spanish press who are as inventive and capable of writing page-turning thrillers as Jeffrey Archer himself, only theirs are better plotted. It's no secret they'd move Eto'o on his way because he's quite mad but Thierry has said definitively he's going nowhere so unless Arsenal decide to help him on his way, which seems very unlikley to me, it's all just talk. Not really Arsenal related but the Sunday People reports that Liverpool want Carlos Tevez. I can completely understand that. He's similar to Craig Bellamy except quite good at football and he's somebody I'd love to see us make a move for. Anyway, that's it. Last night's dinner is waiting to come out so I'm off for now. If anyone in Dublin fancies a pint to watch the Chelsea game there'll be a couple or three of us in Toast in Rathmines. Until tomorrow so.]]>
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    Ouch http://arseblog.net/2007/05/07/ouch/ Mon, 07 May 2007 10:40:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/07/ouch/ 407 2007-05-07 12:40:31 2007-05-07 10:40:31 closed open ouch publish 0 0 post 0 We need to be more like the Ladies http://arseblog.net/2007/05/08/we-need-to-be-more-like-the-ladies/ Tue, 08 May 2007 06:01:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/08/we-need-to-be-more-like-the-ladies/ It is a big frustration. What I have to get right in the summer is to evaluate what we need but there are signs that when everybody is fit we have a good chance. If you look at my squad when everyone is fit and available, frankly we lack nothing. Off the top of my head we lack wingers, possibly a striker and more importantly leadership. No question we'd have done better if Henry, van Persie and Rosicky had been fit all season long but perhaps not 20 points better. When you hear Alex Ferguson, one day after winning the title, saying he's got three players in mind to bring into his squad for next season you can understand why the idea of us going into the new campaign with the same players would frustrate many fans. There's no sitting on any laurels at Old Trafford. We definitely need new faces, we need freshening up, we need to move a couple on and we need to get the balance in midfield right again. From a team who boasted two of the best wide players in the league (Pires and Ljungberg) for years we now play central midfielders in the wide areas so it's no wonder we lack width. The one positive is that the manager knows there's an issue there. He's due to talk to Real Madrid this week about Jose Antonio Reyes and he says:
    There is no doubt we have missed him at times. We could easily play with him in a 4-3-3 next season because he is a natural winger.
    On paper it sounds good but will Reyes want to come back to London? Is there any point in bringing back a player who is blatantly unhappy at the club? I do quite like the idea of 4-3-3 but that's something I'll address at a later point with a squad review of the season. Obviously we miss a Reyes type of player, someone who can get wide, get past defenders (without falling over and clutching his knee, ankle, back etc) and who can deliver a decent ball into the box. Whether that gap in the squad is filled by Reyes remains to be seen but I'd be very surprised to see him at the Grove next season. Cesc talks about midfield needing to contribute more goals next season and the players growing up and maturing next season. Certainly we need more goals from midfield but the only regular starter who should be looking at maturing and growing up is Cesc himself and that's only down to his age, not his performances. Gilberto, Rosicky and Hleb are all experienced players and while Diaby, Denilson and perhaps Walcott can come on next year they haven't exactly been regulars. Of them Gilberto has contributed well and is probably my player of the season, Rosicky gets another go next season to see if an injury free campaign is more productive while Hleb would be top of my list to move on in the summer. I guess what happens is entirely down to how much money the boss has to spend. If you could get £4m for Hleb and possibly £8m for Reyes, on top of the transfer funds the board have said are available, then there's obviously enough there to bring in some new faces. I like the boss's faith in his players but he's got to realise now that some of the faith he's placed in them has not been repaid by performances on the pitch. Seeing some new faces in and a couple go out might snap a couple of others out of the comfort zone too. Anyway, there'll be loads of time for this kind of stuff in the summer. So far the manager hasn't identified any targets (according to the Chairman who also reveals Satan Kroenke is too busy grooming his 'tache to meet the board of the club he wants to buy) but then I wouldn't expect him to until the season is over. No panic just yet. Maybe we could bring in Vic Akers to freshen up the coaching side of things. His Arsenal Ladies side completed an unprecented quadruple as they beat Charlton in the FA Women's Cup. Congratulations to everyone involved. I'd be happy if the Arsenal men could do just 50% of what they did. That's not too much to ask, is it?! And that's that. There's just time enough to laugh at Alan Pardew so 'hahahahahahaha'. Hasta mañana.]]>
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    Stuff about Arsenal and players and things http://arseblog.net/2007/05/09/stuff-about-arsenal-and-players-and-things/ Wed, 09 May 2007 07:47:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/09/stuff-about-arsenal-and-players-and-things/ Frank Ribery is dreaming of playing for Arsenal. Or Manchester United. Or Barcelona. Or Real Madrid. Or Chelsea. Or Milan. He says his decision won't be down to the money on offer though. It's all about the playing of the football. Good to see he's got such lofty ambitions though and when you consider he was born to be a gargoyle he's done well for himself. The Reyes situation gets more complicated. The player is desperate to stay in Spain and is going around wearing skimpy underwear and presenting to any club that comes near him. Atletico Madrid have been linked but they say they won't sign a slut like Jose no matter what kind of crotchless panties he wears. This also leaves Julio Baptista's future up in the air but the Brazilian definitely won't show off his curves in lingerie no matter who's watching. He says:
    If I stay at Arsenal and Reyes stays at Madrid, then Real have to pay Arsenal £3m and the problem is over.
    Well, in one sense the problem is over. In another sense the problem would still be wearing number 9 and charging round the field like a retarded hippo with a club foot. Perhaps a solution would be to have Reyes and Baptista fight to the death, sell a load of tickets and premium pay per view rights and split the money with Real Madrid. Another solution would be to bring them both into the woods and drive off leaving them both to be raised by wolves. Or squirrels. Arsene Wenger says the lads will feel much more at home next season at Ashburton Grove. Hopefully the fans will feel more at home too. Some of them get so confused about where they are they simply go home and forget they're watching a football match that lasts 90 minutes, not 75. Lyon have told Arsenal to be 'en garde' about Remi Garde. Pistols at dawn? Sabres at half past three? Pie throwing some time after 9? He's linked with the new 'director of football' position (personally I'd go for Martin Scorsese - "Whaddya mean you don't wanna sign a new contract you liddle fuck? Sign it. *slap*") which has to be filled before we can do any of the no transfer business we won't not be doing this summer. Arturo Lupoli says he learned a lot from his time at Arsenal and will go back to Italy a better player. He's spent the season on loan at Derby and has signed for Fiorentina. He has encouraged more young Italian players to come to England because they get more chances of first team football and England has Cadbury's Creme Eggs. He loves Creme Eggs. Young defender Joe O'Cearuill has been called up to the Republic of Ireland squad for a summer tournament in the US of A. Steve Staunton rang me up and asked me to play but I said I couldn't as I had a very busy schedule and, honestly speaking, I couldn't bear to listen to him for any length of time without caving the back of his head in with a plank of wood. He took it very well, I have to say. Well done to Joe, the experience won't do him any harm but I recommend he has his iPod on at all times to drown out Staunton's incessant chatter. Arseblog's Polish correspondants say that Lukasz Fabianski is in London and a deal to sign him is near completion. Some years ago David Bowie told us that we can be heroes, just for one day. It's true. You can't be an Arsenal fan for just one day though. David Bowie never said you could.]]>
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    Winning the titles DOES depend on new signings, Arsene http://arseblog.net/2007/05/10/winning-the-titles-does-depend-on-new-signings-arsene/ Thu, 10 May 2007 08:12:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/10/winning-the-titles-does-depend-on-new-signings-arsene/ I wrote a bit about it on the columns section yesterday and to be honest it's just more of the same tripe as previously. After a season in which we've missed Henry and his goals badly there's no chance of us selling him this time around. Some of the stuff they say in the El Mundo article is quite obviously fiction but it's the usual tactic from the press and from Barcelona using the press and quite frankly Joan Laporta talks more bollocks than anyone in the entire world. He goes around the place telling people he invented the internet and that he was married to Angelina Jolie, amongst other things. I'll point you to the quotes from Henry at the bottom and leave it at that. Of course Arsene could decide that the time is right to sell Henry in the same way he did with Patrick Vieira but he can't do that without replacing him properly in a way he didn't when Vieira left. That left a massive gap in our midfield that we're really only coming to terms with this season. If you sell a striker that can get you 25-30 goals a season then you  have to replace him with similar, especially when the rest of your team is so craven in front of goal. I just can't see it happening as that kind of striker costs the kind of money we don't have. The other main news is that the rest of the press have caught up with Arseblog (heh) and announced that we'll be signing Lukasz Fabianski. The player had a medical, a fee was agreed, a deal was struck, his agent was dealt with and all without an orange man in sight. At 22 years of age he's the sort of goalkeeping signing many people have been looking for. Somebody who, if all goes well, can make the number one jersey his own for years without speculation each summer about whether he's too old to continue. I suspect this means the end for Manuel Almunia who, it's rumoured, has been offered deals with Spanish clubs to be their top guy. I don't know a great deal more about Fabianski other than he's made 4 international appearances for Poland and has won the Polish league with Legia Warsaw. I have asked my Polish scouts, who bring you Polish news before anyone else, if they can fill me in a bit. I'll update here if they get back to me today. A fee of around £2m has been mentioned. Another man we've missed badly this season is Robin van Persie. He's been talking about his time out injured and he's looking forward to next season already, saying:
    What I really miss is the atmosphere in the stadium. I think the fans and me have a connection and that is a great feeling. I want that feeling back, to celebrate a goal with the fans again. I cannot wait for that, it is my aim now.
    If he can stay injury free then I think we've got a player of real potential on our hands. Hopefully he's just been unlucky with injuries and it's not a mild case of Aliadieretis. Arsene Wenger talks about his future and has come to the inescapable conclusion that within 10 years he'll be 67. It's hard to argue with him. What is easier to argue with is his contention that that winning the league next season doesn't depend on new signings. There isn't a person who watches Arsenal who won't tell you that this squad needs freshening up and improvement in some places. As well as that there are players who will leave this summer. Reyes (if we can find anyone to buy him), Baptista, Flamini, Aliadiere, Almunia and possibly Freddie Ljungberg. I also wouldn't be surprised to see Gallas go. Those players need to be replaced and some of the problems we have in our team need to be addressed in the transfer market. We've spoken at length about what they are so there's no need to go over old ground at this stage. I know he says this kind of thing every summer but there is a big gap between us and the top 2 that will not close unless we bring in new players. I realise we've got players coming back but those players won't be enough. If he doesn't buy well this summer and we 'suffer' another average season it could be a case of him falling on his own sword and I'd hate that to happen. One area in which a signing might go a long way is the appointment of a new defensive coach. In one of the previous Arsecasts Amy Lawrence indicated that she thought this was an area that could do with some fresh blood and many of our problems this season have stemmed from the fact we're completely unreliable at the back - even with Wenger's so-called best back 4. We look like we can concede at any time and we often too. If this area can be improved it means 1-1s can become 1-0s or better, especially as we've often conceded first and ended up chasing a game against a team willing to sit back with 10 or 11 men behind the ball. I can't quite figure it out but no doubt some statto can show how many times we conceded first (even just at home) and how much our league position would have improved if we'd managed to take three points from those games. Steve Coppell fancies Fabrice Muamba to replace Steve Sidwell who appears to be on his way to Chelsea. I've always thought Sidwell was a decent player but not a player for a top 4 club, the way he had rings run around by Cesc when we played Reading on both occasions this season was evidence of that, I thought. And that's about that. More tomorrow and an Arsecast.]]>
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    A small plea - Arsecast 27 the worst Arsecast ever http://arseblog.net/2007/05/11/a-small-plea-arsecast-27-the-worst-arsecast-ever/ Fri, 11 May 2007 06:18:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/11/a-small-plea-arsecast-27-the-worst-arsecast-ever/ Arsenal are favourites to sign Polish goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski. There are also strong rumours about Jens Lehmann moving back to Germany and he would he is wanted at Hertha Berlin. Leaving aside the English which could be bettered by a deaf, dumb, blind and mentally retarded sub-saharan refugee on his first day in an English speaking country they seem to have overlooked Jens' new contract. As for the Flamini revelation the player himself announced he'd be leaving a couple of months ago. I know I've gone off on one about these kinds of sites before but it bears repeating. I know we all want news and more news and new news and transfer news but please, please don't click through to the sites which say stuff like 'Barcelona and Real Madrid agree fee for entire Arsenal team' or 'Major transfer shocker for Arsenal midfielder'. They're all bollocks and are fueled only by the oxygen of NewsNow and the people who then link to those stories as if they have any credibility. The summer is going to be long enough without more of these shitbag websites so vote with your clicking finger and don't click. Moving on Gael Clichy says Arsenal need to cut out the defensive mistakes, which is probably the understatement of the century. I sort of covered that yesterday so there's not much point going over it again. Let's just hope for a more solid back four next season. Arsene Wenger says we haven't seen the best of William Gallas and we'll see that next season. Personally I hold Gallas responsible for all our defensive woes this season. A back four of Eboue - Toure - Senderos - Flamini sets a new Champions League record for time without conceding, playing against some of the best teams in Europe. Gallas comes along and we can't stop conceding. Coincidence? I think not. He's a Mourinho plant taking us down from the inside...and it's working! Cesc wants the team to play with more aggression and to 'go for it' next season. I think he's got a point. We are a bit nice. There used to be a time when we'd have red cards and the tabloids would have a field day about how many red cards Arsene Wenger's teams have had. Now we hardly get any red cards and we don't kick other teams half as much as we used to. And when we kicked other teams a bit we won stuff so Cesc is bang on. More kicking = more trophies. And there's a bit of team spirit and togetherness as the players went out for a Japanese meal but the poor old guy in the toilets didn't get a tip. No tip at all. Not dipped. Not anything. Now, Arsecast time. Arsecasts On today's Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, there's a seedy blogchat with GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog, Arsene Wenger Hawkins has an announcement, the Man in the Bar has another player history and there's more idle waffle from me about stuff which isn't really about anything. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode27.mp3] Now, as you can see it's an early start again so I'm off. Catch you later.]]> 411 2007-05-11 08:18:09 2007-05-11 06:18:09 closed open a-small-plea-arsecast-27-the-worst-arsecast-ever publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1120 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=622 207.58.151.29 2007-05-11 13:13:40 2007-05-11 11:13:40 1 pingback 0 0 Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/05/12/saturday-round-up-11/ Sat, 12 May 2007 08:34:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/12/saturday-round-up-11/ I have to stand up first to say I am responsible for the fact that we did not fight for the championship. I can say is that I was more committed and work harder than ever this year - but still I have to stand up for what I call a failure. He's still convinced about the potential of the group of players that he's got and that even though they don't have a lot of 'natural aggressiveness' they're strong when their backs are to the wall. I'm not totally convinced that's the case to be honest but he seems convinced. In terms of transfers he makes the point that he doesn't need to 'add quantity' and will only add 'super quality, if I find it'. I've given up trying to figure out what he means when he talks about the transfer market but when he says he doesn't need to add quantity I assume he means he'll keep his squad the same size. There will definitely be some players leaving so those players have to be replaced so he'll bring in those players and if he finds a 'super quality' player, like a cross between Bobby Moore, Maradona and Chris Kiwomya then he'll bring him in too. That's just my guess though. The boss also confirmed the signing of Lukasz Fabianski, saying:
    He will be our new goalkeeper. He will join us next year, be in the squad and compete for a position. He is one for the future. We have identified him as having all the qualities to challenge here and be one of the future great goalkeepers for Arsenal Football Club.
    All good, as far as I'm concerned. A young, hungry challenger will keep Jens Lehmann on his toes, especially ahead of Euro 2008, and we won't see the same complacency from him next season, I'm sure. As for Fabianski I asked my good chums at gunners.com.pl and Betinho had this to say about him:
    He is quite a nice lad. More like Fabregas - nice, modest and shy not in Stan Collymore. Hardworking, really liked by Legia supporters. What is more interesting - he was trained by Krzysztof Dowhan, one of the best goalkeepers coaches in Europe. Dowhan trained both Artur Boruc and Wojtek Szczesny. It is hard to say is he good enough or not - I believe he can be number two this season but it is really not so hard to be better than Almunia. My grandma is better than Almunia. Can he be number one next season? Who knows. Wenger`s policy toward young goalies (Taylor,Stack) is so weird that I cant really answer that question.
    It's a good point about Almunia. As I mentioned on the Arsecast I like Manuel, I think he's a good keeper but realistically he's never going to be Arsenal number 1 so Jens knows he's not really a threat. Plus I like the idea of the Polish guy fighting the German, talk about building your rivalries. I suspect Manuel will go back to Spain in the summer. How did we make a signing without David Dein and his Agent's Bible though? Well, the answer is Ken Friar. AW talks about how he's being helped by a man who has spent 50 years at Arsenal and he talks about the appointment of a new director of football which isn't likely to happen until July. It's good to know that transfer business can be conducted in the meantime though. Transfer business like the sale of Fabrice Muamba to Birmingham City. Again it's an undisclosed fee but it's thought to be in the region of £2m with another £2m dependent on appearances/achievements etc. Not bad business and he'll join former teammate Seb Larsson there permanently while Nicklas Bendtner will come back to Arsenal. Realistically Muamba's chances of first team football at Arsenal were very slim. Another transfer making the headlines this week was the Thierry Henry to Barcelona story which was summarily dismissed by Arsene Wenger who said:
    It is more down to imagination than anything else, Thierry Henry will be here next year.
    Can't say much more than that. Meanwhile the Reyes/Baptista saga ... well, it's not so much a saga as the most boring episode of the worst soap opera in the world acted out by silent monks with their hoods over their heads with Leonard Cohen soundtrack... rumbles on. Because of Madrid's involvement in the fight for La Liga (I think they're going to win it this season) there's been no time for a meeting but Arsene Wenger has said it's 'unlikely' that Reyes will come back and hinted tomorrow could be Baptista's last game. And he'll need to play a full part probably because Adebayor is struggling to be fit due to a groin strain and he could join Henry, van Persie, Walcott, Stapleton, Sunderland, Paul Mariner and Charlie George on the sidelines. Freddie is back though so he and Baptista could form a fearsome, goalmachine partnership up front. Elsewhere Rosicky is out, Gilberto will miss out due to some 'niggles', Almunia will play what could be his last game for the club and I hope we see the likes of Senderos, Djourou and Hoyte as well. Finally, if you fancy reliving Anfield 89 I'm told it's on tonight at 7pm and tomorrow night at 8.30pm on ESPN Classic which is available to people who have Sky on channel 442. Who wouldn't watch that again? The Mug Smasher, that's who. And John Aldridge. Right, that's your lot. More tomorrow when we play our final game of the season...waaaaah.]]>
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    And so they face the final curtain... http://arseblog.net/2007/05/13/and-so-they-face-the-final-curtain/ Sun, 13 May 2007 08:22:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/13/and-so-they-face-the-final-curtain/ Arsene Wenger is awaiting a budget meeting with the board. He talks about how the amount of money he has to spend depends on who leaves the club and with serious question marks of the futures of Almunia, Aliadiere, Baptista, Ljungberg, Flamini, Reyes and perhaps Hleb there's a few quid to be gathered there. Freddie is this morning being linked with a move to Newcastle or to Arsenal's south coast retirement club who we meet today. Reyes will have made a few clubs in Spain think about splashing the cash on him as he had an excellent 45 minutes for Real Madrid in a great game against Espanyol but I've never seen such a fair weather footballer in my life. Late spring and late summer and he's awesome - outside of that he's like Superman playing with kryptonite underpants. So, there's money available already and money from sales but will he spend it? For those of us who cringe a little bit each time he says he doesn't necessarily need to buy to challenge for the title I thought this quote was telling. After listing all the experience we've lost in the last couple of seasons, he said:
    It is a capital of experience you lose and you do not replace that from one second to the next. We have potential, but at the moment we are a bit short.
    Now, no question the boys will grow up a bit but one thing I, and many others have said, is that they'll grow up quicker if we augment the squad with experience. Unfortunately when he has brought in experience (Baptista, Hleb, Gallas and even Rosicky to a certain extent) they haven't had the impact he would have hoped. Still, it's good to know he's thinking about it and will address it. At the bottom of this article about Thierry Henry having to ask for a transfer if he wants to leave Arsenal they mention that Reading's Nicky Hammond has already been interviewed for the position of 'director of football'. Man City's Micah Richards is wanted by the 'big four' in England, according to the News of the World, and he says:
    Arsenal are my team and it would be a dream move. I grew up supporting the Gunners.
    He's a monster of a player, hugely physical and very impressive on the ball for his age. However, unless the boss is going to sell Eboue I can't see it happening as Justin Hoyte has just signed a new contract. Perhaps we could distract Eboue though - put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner. That should keep him occupied until 2011. 'Oh, your contract has run out. Byeeee.' So that's about it. Here's hoping today's game brings three points, plenty of goals and incident (so there's something to talk about all next week) and we can end the season on some kind of a high. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    The perfect Baptista performance as Arsenal blow chance to finish third http://arseblog.net/2007/05/14/the-perfect-baptista-performance-as-arsenal-blow-chance-to-finish-third/ Mon, 14 May 2007 06:50:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/14/the-perfect-baptista-performance-as-arsenal-blow-chance-to-finish-third/ Culprit in Chief was Julio Baptista who looked as if he might be going to put in a performance which would have seen him waved off fondly at the departure gates. Early on he muscled his way between two defenders and fired off a good shot to the near post which David James saved. After that though he reverted to type and was just terrible. He headed over from about 8 yards when possibly Senderos was in a better position behind him after three Arsenal players beat the offside trap from a free kick then he missed a penalty after Eboue had been taken down in the box. Some people might say it was a 'save' but it was made easy for the keeper because it was so central and at the right height and that was his third penalty miss of the season. Quite an achievement. His face after he missed the penalty said it all. It was sort of like 'How the fuck is this happening?' crossed with 'Christ, I can't wait to get back to Spain' with a bit of 'I don't really give a fuck anyway' thrown in for good measure. In the second half he missed a header from inside the 6 yard box and again Senderos was in a better position behind him. I don't suppose you can blame a striker for going for the chances but if you're going to miss a header from that sort of range maybe you're best off leaving them. His magic night at Anfield aside and a good few minutes against Sp*rs in the Carling Cup the big Brazilian has been a major, major disappointment this season and nobody will be too unhappy to hear there were removal vans with a Madrid address on them outside his apartment last night. Other than that Hleb missed a good chance and Justin Hoyte looked to me to have scored a good goal but Baptista was wrongly given offside (the bloke has no luck, eh?). Portsmouth had the ball in the net but it was rightly disallowed for offside and that was about it. There were some questions raised about the team selection too. There was no Freddie despite the boss saying he was available and there was no Almunia despite the boss saying he wanted to play him in the last game. Perhaps it's a case that they have the same kind of knocks that Flamini and Aliadiere have - just ensuring they don't crock themselves out of a summer move. It was interesting to see Djourou in central midfield. He looked quite good I thought, a couple of lose touches aside, and it was nice to see Senderos get a good 90 minutes under his belt and remind everyone that he's a guy that still has a future at Arsenal. So overall, meh. What can you say? Afterwards Arsene Wenger bemoaned the missed chances but even he must feel like a broken record at this stage. I need to gather my thoughts for a few days then write some kind of season review or player by player review then we can get down to the business of summer madness. In other news The Sun rehashes some old William Gallas quotes and chucks in a couple of new ones about him leaving England to go play in Spain or Italy. I was reading back through the Arseblog archives the other day and in June 2003 we were linked to Gallas who was having an unhappy time at Chelsea. He was moaning back then about how he didn't think he'd be at Chelsea the following season and how he wasn't enjoying life and blah blah blah. He really is the greatest old woman I've ever seen. He's always fucking complaining about something and, honestly, I wish he'd just shut his fucking mouth. I don't think I've ever liked an Arsenal player less than I like "the great" William Gallas. So that's it. Another season over and done with. Despite some very bright moment it's been disappointing overall. Arsene Wenger has set the standards at Arsenal and he was right to label this season a 'failure'. How will things change between now and August? Who will come and who will go? Who will be the new Director of Football? Will there be an Orange coup? Well, we've got three months to see what happens. Fasten your seatbelts - it's silly season. Finally, a big thumbs down to George Hamilton, commentating on RTE yesterday, who couldn't tell the difference between Hoyte and Eboue and Diaby and Djourou. Not just once but countless times during the game. Get some new glasses George.]]> 414 2007-05-14 08:50:18 2007-05-14 06:50:18 closed open the-perfect-baptista-performance-as-arsenal-blow-chance-to-finish-third publish 0 0 post 0 So who's going to leave Arsenal this summer? http://arseblog.net/2007/05/15/so-whos-going-to-leave-arsenal-this-summer/ Tue, 15 May 2007 08:02:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/15/so-whos-going-to-leave-arsenal-this-summer/ If you look at the number of players who were not at Portsmouth and the quality of our performance, we have the right to be optimistic. The biggest transfer I can make is to try to get everybody fit by the start of next season. If I manage that I have done 80% of the job and I will be pleased, the other 20% is optional - whether I buy or not. Now, there's no question that a fully fit Henry, van Persie, Rosicky and even Theo Walcott would give the current squad more depth but the manager has more to do than that. Realistically he has to replace the guys who are going to leave but who are they? Who has played their last game for Arsenal. Mathieu Flamini - Not everyone's favourite and certainly he was a limited player in many respects but he brought workrate and energy to the team that other players don't have. Like Parlour he made up for what he lacked technically with sheer effort. I liked him, I have to say, and he scored some important goals in the league for us this season. Jeremie Aliadiere - Has been at the club longer than MC P-Diddy H to the Wood but has never made his breakthrough. Has scored some goals but injuries and just not being quite good enough have hampered him. Manuel Almunia - With Fabianski arriving it seems like Manuel will be on his way back to Spain where he should get first team football. He certainly improved over the years and I think he's a decent player but he'll be off. Fabianski will replace him and Mannone may step up as third choice if Mart Poom, as expected, leaves the club in the summer too. Baptista/Reyes - After a season of sheer ineptitude there's no way Baptista will be staying while Reyes has made it clear he'd rather drink a glass of Satan's piss than return to Arsenal again. We missed his directness and pace this season but we didn't miss his falling over and being injured every time he got touched although Eboue tried to keep his spirit living on. If José puts himself in the shop window between now and the end of the season in Spain then there should be no problem finding a buyer for him. Freddie - The man has been an absolute star for us, scored so many vital goals and put in so many great performances down the years, but I think it's time for him to move on now. For two years he's been plagued with injuries and he's always been a player who has needed a run in the side to get motoring. I'll be sad to see him go but I think he will. Spain or Italy would suit him. Alex Song - If Arsene is serious about challenging for the title next season then we need a squad without players like Alex Song. Sure, he works hard but he is so fundamentally limited as a footballer than he has no business being in a team that wants to challenge for the league or the Champions League. No doubt he can have a decent career in a mid-table club here or back in France but simply not good enough for Arsenal. Those are the players I see moving on. If I was manager there might be another couple in there but there really is only so much business you can do in a summer. So, if he gets the injured players back then he's got to replace the ones who have left - in particular we need someone to replace Reyes/Freddie, who can play in the wide areas and a central midfield player although it would be nice to see Diaby get a run of games in there. Perhaps more options in wide areas will make AW play his central midfielders in the centre. I honestly can't see the manager buying a striker in the summer. He'll look at Henry, van Persie, Adebayor, Bendtner (who has just signed a new contract to take him to 2012) and Walcott who can play there as well. There's no doubting the quality of Henry and van Persie, despite what some people think I reckon Adebayor will be better next season, Bentdner can score goals but will need to improve other areas of his game while hopefully the rest and lack of injury will see a different Theo next time around. I think this goes back to the quote the other day where he says he doesn't need more quantity but if he wants to keep the squad the same size then he's got a bit of buying to do. Quite when he's going to do it all is another matter entirely. Keep your eyes peeled. The season review is underway and may be published in the columns section either later on or tomorrow. In other news it's congratulations to Fran Merida but commiserations to Rhys Murphy, Gavin Hoyte and the injured Henri Lansbury as Spain beat England 1-0 in the European Under17 Championship. Just to remind you that if you want Arseblog delivered to you each morning by email you just need to click here and sign up. There's no spam or anything like it. Just a steaming Arseturd slapped into your box bright and early each day. Or if you prefer to read Arseblog via RSS simply click here. As I always say if you don't know what RSS is then don't worry about it. And that's your lot for today. More tomorrow.]]> 415 2007-05-15 10:02:32 2007-05-15 08:02:32 closed open so-whos-going-to-leave-arsenal-this-summer publish 0 0 post 0 1122 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=626 207.58.151.29 2007-05-15 12:44:02 2007-05-15 10:44:02 1 pingback 0 0 Season review - Eboue - Djourou http://arseblog.net/2007/05/16/season-review-eboue-djourou/ Wed, 16 May 2007 07:24:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/16/season-review-eboue-djourou/ season review of 06-07 can be found here. Feel free to discuss, agree, disagree or whatever. Just always remember that Phil Collins is a cunt and everything's good. Emmanuel Eboue has signed a new 'long term' contract with the club. This comes not long after Justin Hoyte signed a new 4 year deal so obviously the boss is creating competition for the right back slot. Up until now Eboue has been first choice when it came down to picking between the two of them but what Hoyte lacks going forward Eboue lacks defensively. If you could somehow creat a mutant Hoyboue or Eboyte then things would be sweet. Johann Djourou is happy with the way last season went for him, saying:
    I am very proud of my season. I am only 20 and I have played a lot of games in the Premiership. That is all good for my experience and I hope I can keep going now, to play even more.
    He did well, for sure, but for me he needs to add more aggression to his game. I think it was Djourou who made an awesome sliding tackle on Robbie Fowler at Anfield, wasn't it? That's the kind of stuff we need from him and the rest of them. Sliding tackles are cool. Barcelona are still talking about Henry and are trying to get written assurances from him that he'll join them before they open talks with Arsenal. Zzzzzzz. And that's about that. UEFA Cup final tonight. Sevilla v Espanyol - could be a cracking game, so it could. Can Sevilla retain it? Can Espanyol stop them retaining it? Those are the big, big questions. Oh, and Sam Allardyce at Newcastle. Prepare to utterly hate the Geordies and their ghastly long ball tactics. What's the bet he signs Kevin Davies? Fat prick. Anyway, there you go. More tomorrow.]]>
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    "Heaven must be missing an angel", says Alex Hleb http://arseblog.net/2007/05/17/heaven-must-be-missing-an-angel-says-alex-hleb/ Thu, 17 May 2007 07:32:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/17/heaven-must-be-missing-an-angel-says-alex-hleb/ Alexander Hleb has spoken about Arsene Wenger saying he has a gift from God. The Belarussian talks about he knows he has shortcomings in front of goal and that the boss has him doing special training to try and improve his finishing. Perhaps we need to send him to finishing school in Switzerland. "Finishing school? Great!", says Alex. "Yes", I say before turning to the man beside me and whispering, "finish him." The Independent has some transfer speculation. They say we'll let Freddie Ljungberg go on a free transfer if someone picks up his £70,000 a week wages. Here's a revolutionary idea, why don't we actually get a transfer fee for Freddie if we're going to sell him? He's only 30 years of age and frankly this habit we've got into of letting players go for free doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They also say our interest in Ryan "Towerof" Babel has cooled and that the potential fee for Frank Ribery might be too much for us. Then they throw a new name into the mix, a 19 year old Brazilian called Renato who, if I recall correctly and I think I do, might just be a bit too portly for Premiership football. Not much else happening. I seem to have received, overnight, a number of emails about Arsenal planning to erect 32 mobile phone masts on the top of Ashburton Grove which is causing some concern for local residents as mobile phone masts are like mini-Chernobyls or something. Anyone got any info on this? Now, I'm off to try and record an Arsecast. Could be a short one this week. A very short one. Like "Hello - goodbye" short but no "Say hello, wave goodbye" short.]]> 417 2007-05-17 09:32:15 2007-05-17 07:32:15 closed open heaven-must-be-missing-an-angel-says-alex-hleb publish 0 0 post 0 Arsene has as much money as he wants this summer http://arseblog.net/2007/05/18/arsene-has-as-much-money-as-he-wants-this-summer/ Fri, 18 May 2007 07:15:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/18/arsene-has-as-much-money-as-he-wants-this-summer/ Thierry Henry spoke yesterday about how he reckoned things would have been different if our strikers had stayed fit last season. He says:
    Getting everybody injured in the same position does not help. A lot of teams had to suffer that during the season, but especially here it is maybe not the same when you miss some key players. We have a young squad and we missed at the important time of the season key, experienced players.
    True enough but even down to bare bones we did have Baptista and Aliadiere who were hardly two novices. I think the key is the quality of the back-up you have and if our quality was measured in breakfast cereals those two are sugar-free Alpen, nature's most disgusting combination of ingredients. Thierry talks about his own season and injuries and all that too. MAYHEM - screams the Mirror. BOLLOCKS - screams everyone who has even half a clue. Last night Arsenal Managing Director Keith Edelman met with Arsenal shareholders and some of the topics covered in the meeting include:
    • Highbury Square and two other developments are expected to bring in significant profit when completed
    • Arsene has as much money as he wants this summer
    • Arsenal TV should exist by the end of the year
    • A 2 minute bell at half-time could be introduced (just like the theatre, how posh!)
    • The club are working on a new anthem to help improve atmosphere and it should be ready for the new season
    • Arsenal has more female fans than any other Premiership club
    And those were the main points that came from the meeting. Lots of them are worthy of discussion, don't you think? That's what the arses are for, go mad (in a good way). Now, onto all things audio. Arsecasts And on this week's slightly shorter Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, there are season reviews from Adebayor, Talkshite Radio and William Gallas' penis, there are some outtakes and the Man in the Bar has another player history. There's also a bet of the week from Bluesq.com which involves Samuel Eto'o. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode28.mp3] So there you go. More Arsey goodness tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/05/19/saturday-round-up-12/ Sat, 19 May 2007 09:44:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/19/saturday-round-up-12/ The Times picks up on the info that Arseblog brought you yesterday from Keith Edelman's meeting with the shareholders saying that Arsene has money to spend this summer. They put a figure of £40m on it but realistically nobody really knows how much there is. Whatever is there could be supplemented by players we sell - at the moment I think we're about to sell 18 of our first team squad - so we'll just wait and see. One man who is tipped to leave but doesn't want to is Freddie Ljungberg. His agent has said he wants to continue with Arsenal but you just get the feeling it's not just about what Freddie wants at this stage. Thierry Henry says we can win the league next season and that if we have everyone fit he feels we're as good as the rest of the top three. He also talks about the new stadium and the effect that had on some of our games. I suppose the way he's talking about next season really should put paid to the constant barrage of rumour and speculation about his future but I suspect it's something we'll have to live with until the first game of next season when he scores a hat-trick and rips off his shirt to reveal a hugely detailed tattoo of Joan Laporta being sodomised by goat wearing a Real Madrid shirt and a Franco mask. I'm not even touching the latest from Le Moan. Not much else to tell you, to be honest. I'll watch the FA Cup final today but really I don't give a shit one way or the other who wins. What is hilarious though is that Ashley Cole won't be playing and Wayne Bridge keeps his place in the side. Went to Chelsea to win medals, so far he's got a medal as an unused sub in the Carling Cup final and honestly, if he came on at the end and scored an own goal which handed the cup to United I think I'd soil myself with the laughter. Come on fate, sock it to him. That's it. Until tomorrow have a good Saturday.]]> 419 2007-05-19 11:44:41 2007-05-19 09:44:41 closed open saturday-round-up-12 publish 0 0 post 0 Adebayor signs new 4 year deal - round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/05/20/adebayor-signs-new-4-year-deal-round-up/ Sun, 20 May 2007 08:19:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/20/adebayor-signs-new-4-year-deal-round-up/ Manu signed his deal. He wanted to stay and work with Arsene — although there were very good offers from Juventus and Manchester United. He feels at home at Arsenal and has a real bond with the fans. Now he wants to repay Arsene's faith in him. Good for him that he's signed but give it a rest with the United and Juventus stories. I like Ade and I'm hopeful he can go on and improve next season but there's no way those clubs were after him. United are chasing Huntelaar too which gives me a bit of a pain in my arse. He's a good player. Another French starlet is under our watchful eye. Jimmy Briand plays for Rennes and we face tough competition from St Etienne and and Lens for his signature. I couldn't be more underwhelmed. The Sunday Mirror reports that Birmingham are after Johann Djourou. Chances of it happening, slim to none by my reckoning. In a season when we lose Eboue and Toure to African Cup of Nations there's no chance we'll be selling any of our defenders. And that's it. What a dull as dishwater FA Cup final that was yesterday and Drogba scoring the winning goal. Pfffff. Thank fuck this season is well and truly over. See you all tomorrow.]]> 420 2007-05-20 10:19:55 2007-05-20 08:19:55 closed open adebayor-signs-new-4-year-deal-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 Much ado about nothing http://arseblog.net/2007/05/21/much-ado-about-nothing/ Mon, 21 May 2007 06:25:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/21/much-ado-about-nothing/ Frank McLintock saying he wouldn't be surprised to see Thierry Henry walk away from Arsenal this summer. Well, that's what the headline says. When you read through the article itself it says nothing of the sort and in the end he hopes the captain will be back to his best next season. Then Sky Sports News asked Emmanuel Adebayor if Arsene Wenger would be staying at Arsenal, to which he replied:
    I don't know yet, I think they are going to sort out all the problems. I hope the boss stays, he is the man for Arsenal, the key.
    He then went on to hope that Thierry Henry would stay at Arsenal. I think you could probably have asked him about the tea lady and you'd have gotten exactly the same answer. Bottom line is Arsene Wenger has a contract until 2008, at least. He will not leave before the end of that, his disquiet over the David Dein affair is being completely overplayed by sections of the media operating under whatever agenda you might want to consider yourself and the whole thing is a load of bollocks, frankly. The Spanish press are reporting that Arsenal will take part in the Amsterdam Tournament this August along with Atletico Madrid, Ajax and Milan. I suppose I could say something about Cuntley Cunt crowing about how he celebrated his FA Cup winner's medal but really, what's the point? We all know he's an avaricious, witless, cretinous little shitehawk already and there's really nothing he can do to be any more hated than he is right now. Even if he ran into a bus full of terminally orphans on the way to Disneyland and sent them careering across the road into a truck full of puppies it wouldn't make any difference. When the Hateometer is full it's full. Not much more to tell you, I'm afraid, you'll just have to check back tomorrow to see what else I can make up.]]>
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    Hot Arsenal rumours : page not found http://arseblog.net/2007/05/22/hot-arsenal-rumours-page-not-found/ Tue, 22 May 2007 07:38:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/22/hot-arsenal-rumours-page-not-found/ Arsene Wenger says Arsenal fans must trust him to deliver success next season. In an interview with the Arsenal magazine and reported in the Mirror he says:
    I believe that at the moment our fans think we have fantastic potential, but that they also have the anxiety of whether or not they will deliver. And I tell our fans that they will deliver. They will. They have to trust us.
    Okey-dokey. I believe that Arsene deserves our trust. He goes on to say:
    The game against Chelsea was a bit of an illustration of our season - going 1-0 up, not killing the game off, and then finishing with a 1-1 draw. So my thinking is stability, improve the balance of the team, and then get tuned in so we can all start the new season in a strong way.
    Now, that I like. Especially the bit about improving the balance of the team. He's got to be referring to midfield here. We have enough defenders and on paper we have enough strikers but we have a collection of central midfielders so large we could open up our own central midfield superstore and sell one a day for a year and still have a surplus. We definitely need players to come in and play in the wide positions and we all know it. We don't need a central defender and we don't need need to let one of the best players in the world leave. Lots of transfer rumours about the place too. We've been linked with Michael Owen in a rather odd story which says that Arsene Wenger asked Newcastle of they intended to play Martins and Owen together next season and if not he'd be happy to take the one they're not using off their hands. The fact that the rumours link us with Owen tell you all you need to know about Newcastle's intentions. Personally I wouldn't be slightly interested in Owen, he's injury prone, he'd cost a fortune in fee and wages and he is a poxy little cunt. Some weird haired twat called Rio Mavuba says he'd turn down a move to Arsenal, as if anyone is supposed to care. As we all know anyone called Rio is a fucking prick. The News of the World, via Tribal Football, links us to a Spanish midfielder called Albert Shoemaker who's doing the business for Zaragoza this season. Gareth Bale was linked with us, amongst others, in the January transfer window. We're apparently after him again which does make some kind of sense although Tom, occasional Arseblog blogger and full time technical guru, met a bloke recently who assured him that Bale to Man United was a done deal. He also sold him some magic beans and a glass hammer so we'll just have to see what happens there. More tomorrow.]]>
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    PHW - Aliadiere - Bendtner - Marinello http://arseblog.net/2007/05/23/phw-aliadiere-bendtner-marinello/ Wed, 23 May 2007 07:56:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/23/phw-aliadiere-bendtner-marinello/ I'm looking forward to meeting him to hear what he's got to say. But we are quite confident we are in good shape the way we are. Some papers have reported that as a 'softening' in the board's stance towards the American with the comedy 'tache but I think it's just old fashioned diplomacy. Let's hope he goes over and presents him with a beautifully handcrafted SARS blanket. Jeremie Aliadiere is a target for Middlesboro but the move is complicated due to Mark Viduka not making his mind up about whether he should stay or go. Viduka is currently in orbit around Jupiter on his summer break, giving astronomers the world over a genuine thrill as they see him speed around the gassy giant (I said Jupiter, not Paul Gascoigne), so we'll have to wait and see what happens there. Nicklas Bendtner is determined to take his chance at Arsenal saying that no other clubs were 'interesting to' him. Oh the vagaries of the English language. It's 'interested in', Nicklas. He's got youth on his side but he's going to have to work a lot harder than he did at Birmingham if he wants to make the breakthrough. Peter Marinello was the Charlie Nicholas of his day and when he signed for Arsenal from Hibs great things were expected of him. Things didn't quite work out though although he did have a good time in London. He talks to the BBC about his time at Arsenal, amongst other things, and to promote his biography which really does sound interesting when you read the bumph on Amazon.co.uk. Former young Gun, Steve Sidwell, has decided to join Chelsea. No doubt it's football that's the main draw there and not the £53,000 a week Chelsea are paying him. Champions League final later. It's too tight to call, really. More than any manager Benitez will know how to stifle Milan but let's just hope we get a good game of football out of it. The last one wasn't too bad, was it?]]> 423 2007-05-23 09:56:55 2007-05-23 07:56:55 closed open phw-aliadiere-bendtner-marinello publish 0 0 post 0 The pain in Spain falls mainly on Arsene http://arseblog.net/2007/05/24/the-pain-in-spain-fall-mainly-on-arsene/ Thu, 24 May 2007 07:57:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/24/the-pain-in-spain-fall-mainly-on-arsene/ on the columns section the boss was seen having dinner with a representative of Joseba Diaz, Cesc's agent. Diaz also looks after Fran Merida. Marca put 2 and 2 together and reckoned that Arsenal could be selling Cesc to Real Madrid. AS has gone a step further this morning alleging that Wenger said he'd want Cesc to be part of whatever project he was involved in, whether that was Arsenal or elsewhere. Cesc apparently confided in the boss that he wanted to make a 'radical change' in his life and that meant moving back to Spain to play in the Spanish league. That means a possible Wenger-Fabregas package, apparently. It all sounds rather fanciful you have to say, especially when you consider that Wenger also met with the agents of Jose Antonio Reyes to sort out his future. As well as that Arsene is accompanied by Keith Edelman (plus another Arsenal staff member who was not identified) who is currently doing the work that the tall Oompa Loompa used to do. The idea of him hinting that he could he could offer himself and Cesc as package to a Madrid team that could still win the league under Capello and who have already signed a contract with Bernd Schuster in case they decide to sack the Italian is simply unthinkable. "Keith, just cover your ears for a minute would you? Cheers! Now Mijatovic, I'll be your new boss and I can bring Cesc with me and - Keith, no listening. Go 'lalalalalalala'. Go on. Come oooooooon. Ok. Now, as I was saying..." Here's what I think. Wenger is over there to sort out the future of Reyes who could go to Atletico Madrid (who have apparently also expressed an interest in Rosicky), sort out the Baptista situation as well (the fact that Madrid don't want to keep Reyes means Baptista would cost €20m and Arsenal will not pay that), and met with Cesc's people as a matter of routine. There's also the possibility his business with them could have been about Merida or about another young Spaniard we're about to nick. The unfortunate thing is that at some stage we are going to lose Cesc back to Spain and that's what makes anything like this slightly worrying no matter how far fetched it is. That may not happen just yet but long term that's where he sees his future and that's fair enough. It's his home and where his friends and family are. It's normal. That means the press there, acting for the clubs who want to sign him him, will make the most of any situation and that, I hope, is what they've done here. There's no need for me to say how important he is to us and how much we need to keep him. With an 8 year contract it would take a ridiculously massive offer for us to consider any transfer at this moment in time. However, I think this is the kind of crap we'll have to go through each summer - is it a small price to pay for having such a talent? What is disquieting though is that all this is going on when the Spanish league is still underway and seeing the most exciting title race in years. There are 4 teams who can still win it although realistically it's hard to see Valencia make up the 4 points to the leaders with just three games to go but Barcelona, Sevilla and Real Madrid are all scrapping away. When it's all over and done with is when the transfer madness usually starts so they've gotten off to a flyer this summer. What will it be like in June and July? Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?! Staying with Spain, briefly, Samuel Eto'o (seen here weeping, hahaha) says he'd be delighted to welcome Thierry Henry to Barcelona. Silly boy. He might get to welcome him as Henry held the door open for him to go elsewhere because there's no way Barcelona would have the two them in the same team. Not unless Ronaldinho was sold, to Milan for example. Tony Adams says he'd love to manage Arsenal one day. Yep. Me too (in that I'd love to manage Arsenal. Tony Adams I can live without). Robert Preston on the BBC website has a nice piece about the 'takeover' of Arsenal and all the share shennanigans that went on. David Dein's obvious involvement in trying to get Kroenke on board is plain to see and with the Highbury Square development set to bring in profit of £100m in 2009 it's little wonder the club are so opposed to being bought out and saddled with debt. Honestly, anyone who can't see that this board are acting in the best interests of Arsenal Football Club is as blind as a bat. And there you have it. Tomorrow's Arsecast, all going well, should see a round the table discussion between me, Gunnerblog, East Lower and Goodplaya. We might even sing a barber shop quartet number. Tune in tomorrow for more.]]> 424 2007-05-24 09:57:43 2007-05-24 07:57:43 closed open the-pain-in-spain-fall-mainly-on-arsene publish 0 0 post 0 Wenger "Cesc is going nowhere". Arsecast 29 out now! http://arseblog.net/2007/05/25/wenger-cesc-is-going-nowhere-arsecast-29-out-now/ Fri, 25 May 2007 07:56:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/25/wenger-cesc-is-going-nowhere-arsecast-29-out-now/ Cesc's agent condemned Marca's story about Real Madrid as 'totally false'. This morning Marca is running another story (Spanish) in which Arsene Wenger is quoted as saying:
    I met with Directors of Atletico Madrid, nothing more. Cesc will be with Arsenal next season. I did not offer myself to Real Madrid. I will be with Arsenal next season.
    Fairly clear cut, isn't it? Will it dampen the speculation? Sure. Will it stop it? No chance. 2 - Julio Baptista will not be moving permanently to Arsenal. No surprises there at all. The clumsy Brazilian, Clumzilian if you will, never did enough to impress and with Real Madrid not interested in keeping Reyes his price-tag of €20m is ridiculously high. It would have been nice if it had worked out but there won't be too many tears over his departure. In other news Togo have lifted the suspension on Adebayor and two others which is good for Togo but bad for Arsenal. Theo Walcott talks about how his shoulder injury hampered him badly last season and how much the goal in the Carling Cup final against Chelsea meant to him. Last season must have been a real struggle for him so let's hope with the operation a success and a good pre-season under his belt we can see him really start to achieve his potential. And that's the news. Now on to the Arsecast. Arsecasts And on this week's Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, there's a 'round table' (not literally, although Goodplaya is under a bridge somewhere) discussion with Goodplaya, GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog.com and the Man from East Lower about last season and where we need to improve our squad. The Man in the Bar has another player history and there's a bit of waffle from me as well. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). To download a zip version click here. You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode29.mp3] And that's that. Have yourselves a very good Friday.]]>
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    Saturday round-up, of nothing http://arseblog.net/2007/05/26/saturday-round-up-of-nothing/ Sat, 26 May 2007 09:03:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/26/saturday-round-up-of-nothing/ ArsenalShorts): Perry Groves talks about the changes he'd make the Arsenal side and those include bringing in Abou Diaby ahead of Gilberto Silva, at least for home games, and he'd sign Benny McCarthy from Blackburn. If we were looking for a striker this summer we could certainly do worse. He adapted to English football straight away and scored a big number of goals while playing for a bunch of shit-kickers. The general consensus on yesterday's Arsecast was that a striker really had to be on Arsene's shopping list this summer. What if Henry and van Persie get injured again? Lightning can strike twice you know. What happens if they get injured and in January Adebayor goes away to the ACN for 4-6 weeks? We have Bendtner and Walcott and we'd be rightly in the shit. I'd certainly take McCarthy. Not much else. Just a quick note about emails I receive. While I do my best to answer all of them sometimes some get lost in the clutter and for that I apologise. However, I will not reply to emails which point me towards articles I've already linked to in the blog days earlier! I must have been sent that BBC article about the finances and takeover stuff about 10 times this week. I do appreciate your emails but please have a read of the blog before you send me stuff! Cheers all.]]> 426 2007-05-26 11:03:56 2007-05-26 09:03:56 closed open saturday-round-up-of-nothing publish 0 0 post 0 A tale of two keepers http://arseblog.net/2007/05/27/a-tale-of-two-keepers/ Sun, 27 May 2007 09:43:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/27/a-tale-of-two-keepers/ we have signed Lukasz Fabianski from Legia Warsaw. Arsene Wenger said:
    We are pleased to have signed Lukasz Fabianski. He is a very good young goalkeeper who will provide good support to our squad. He has performed consistently well for Legia Warsaw in recent seasons and was rightfully rewarded with a place in the Polish World Cup squad. Lukasz will be a big asset our squad and we are looking forward to him joining us for pre-season.
    Fabianski said the usual about great to be joining a big club, wants to win things with Arsenal etc etc. He's certainly got a bit of pedigree and he's the right age. For a number of seasons now I've thought we should be looking to bring in a keeper who can, all things going well, end up between the sticks for the next 10 years. He'll provide competition for Jens Lehmann next season and with Jens looking to play in Euro 2008 that kind of competition is good. On the way out though is Mart Poom. He's joined Watford and I think I'm right in saying he's never conceded a goal for Arsenal. He did only make a couple of appearances though. Good luck to him. The People says Peterborough will sign young striker Jay Simpson who made history by scoring the first ever hat-trick at The Grove. And that's that. A truly exciting edition of Arseblog over and done with. I hope it didn't cause too many palpatations.]]>
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    Liam Brady on Arsenal's transfer targets http://arseblog.net/2007/05/28/liam-brady-on-arsenals-transfer-targets/ Mon, 28 May 2007 08:19:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/28/liam-brady-on-arsenals-transfer-targets/ Mathieu Flamini has had a little bit of a moan about not playing in cup finals and while I don't really get the complaint about the FA Cup final I can understand about the Champions League. Although he and Senderos had both picked up knocks preceding it I think they both should have started that game. Certainly they deserved to after their great performances contributed so much in getting us there and when you think it was Cuntley Cunt and BFS who took their places it must have been hard. His falling out of favour with Arsene surprised me a bit, I have to say. His attitude and energy in the midfield was always well appreciated even if the technical side of his game wasn't quite as good as it might have been. It'll be interesting to see where he ends up. Liam Brady talking about Arsene Wenger's transfers this summer in his Sunday newspaper column here:
    I think he will add a little more steel to the squad. Arsenal probably need two or three new players and with the club not in a position to throw money around you might see Wenger targetting a couple of pros who've already had the experience of winning trophies.
    Interesting. I wonder does this mean targets have been targetted. Are we looking at Suker type signings rather than super signings? Carlos Tevez wants to stay in England, apparently. Do we need another striker? Probably. Would he fit the bill? Yes, sir. Would Arsenal get involved with Kia Joorbachian and the complicated way that Tevez is owned? Probably not. I think he'd be a great addition to the squad and he could replace Robert Pires or Freddie as the Arsenal dreamboat. He is dreamy. That aside there appears to be little else to be going on with so I shall bid you good day.]]>
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    Gilberto in Brazil squad for Copa America http://arseblog.net/2007/05/29/gilberto-in-brazil-squad-for-copa-america/ Tue, 29 May 2007 09:06:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/29/gilberto-in-brazil-squad-for-copa-america/ 429 2007-05-29 11:06:18 2007-05-29 09:06:18 closed open gilberto-in-brazil-squad-for-copa-america publish 0 0 post 0 Levante hold a candle for Carlos http://arseblog.net/2007/05/30/levante-hold-a-candle-for-carlos/ Wed, 30 May 2007 07:57:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/30/levante-hold-a-candle-for-carlos/ Levante want Carlos Vela on loan next season. The young Mexican had a very good season at Salamanca and while there was talk of him coming to Arsenal a bit early it seems more likely he'll step up a division in Spain. Levante, the second club in Valencia, would be a decent option for him. They've secured Primera Liga status for the season ahead and will give him a greater opportunity of first team football. Obviously the first idea would have been for him to stay with Celta Vigo, the club with which Arsenal have a partnership, but not even Hristo Stoichkov's arrival as manager saved them from the drop. Arturo Lupoli is looking forward to starting his new career with Fiorentina. Erm, that's about it. It's a shame he never made it at Arsenal. Can you imagine 60,000 people howling like wolves every time he scored a goal? That would have been awesome. Frank Ribery, a long term target for Arsenal if you believe the press, has said his future will be known by the weekend. Marseille have admitted he's up for sale but if we want him there's competition from Bayern Munich and Real Madrid. Youngster Giorgios 'George Michael' Efrem has joined Rangers. Stop that. Come on. Don't cry. It'll be all right. I know, I know. There, there. Thierry Henry speaking at some promotional thing in China:
    Since I started playing football, there's been speculation about me going to a lot of clubs so that will never stop. As I said last week, for now I'm an Arsenal player.
    He says he's getting annoyed that we're finishing at the wrong end of the top 4. Shock horror. He's obviously leaving. I was talking to a mate of mine in Barcelona the other day and he said that he saw Henry talking to a newsagent and has already set up delivery of the Daily Mail, the NME and Model Train Enthusiast to his new home. Henry has actually bought the amusement park at the top of Tibidabo and when he's not playing will survey the city with a giant crown on his head from the Ferris wheel going round and round and round and round and round... And there you have it my good old friends.]]>
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    Fiction Factory http://arseblog.net/2007/05/31/fiction-factory/ Thu, 31 May 2007 08:22:49 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/05/31/fiction-factory/ £17m + Samuel Eto'o for Thierry Henry. Can you imagine? Honestly, I'm sure they did that just to annoy El Mundo Deportivo. If they were offering that then they would obviously have lost their minds and much as I love Thierry that's a deal that's too good to turn down. Total fiction though. As is Marca's suggestion this morning that Arsene Wenger could take over at Barcelona should Frank Rijkaard leave. Wait for it. Wenger linked to Barcelona. Who will he bring with him? Cesc and Henry, no question. heh. They really do operate on the monkeys/typewriters agenda. The Daily Mail suggested that Inter Milan would try and buy Henry for around £15m. It really does look like we're in for a long, tedious summer of transfer speculation and this is barely the start of it. The Spanish papers have jumped all over Henry's 'I'm an Arsenal player for now' quote which, if accurate, is rather a change in outlook from 'How many more times do I need to say I'm staying' but I'd we all know how things can be misinterpreted and with all of us having nothing better to do all day than analyse everything that's said in great detail it's no wonder we too can be guilty of putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5. Arsenal made public details of our pre-season plans yesterday which include the Austrian training camp, the Amsterdam Tournament with games against Nazio and Ajax and the inaugral Emirates Cup to be played at home with matches against PSG and Inter Milan. That's a decent way to get yourself warmed up for the new season, no doubt about it. Tomas Rosicky is back on track having had four wisdom teeth out. There's a feeling that problems with teeth can affect other parts of the body so maybe that'll stop his hamstrings being so Oweny. He's also dismissed transfer talk which is good because I'd love to see a fully fit Rosicky get a good run in the side next season. There's confusion over Emmanuel Adebayor's international return as he claims he never received a 'Please come back, all is forgiven' letter from the Togonian FA whereas they say he got it but sent it straight back to them. I'm confused? Are you confused? Good. Let's be confused together. Not so close though. Thanks. Justin Hoyte has been called up to the England U21 squad. And that's that. Now, I must away and try and put together an Arsecast out of nothing. Nothing I tells ya.]]> 431 2007-05-31 10:22:49 2007-05-31 08:22:49 closed open fiction-factory publish 0 0 post 0 Newspapers and Arsecast 30 http://arseblog.net/2007/06/01/newspapers-and-arsecast-30/ Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:06:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/01/newspapers-and-arsecast-30/ he thinks Thierry Henry will stay with Arsenal. There's been little else in the Spanish press in recent days but it's all just speculation. As a sample today they're talking about Madrid signing Ribery and Robben, one paper says Liverpool have bid €60m for Eto'o while another says Eto'o can stay at Barcelona if he behaves himself. In response to the barrage of transfer stories from Spain Arseblog has launched its own daily newspaper. You can see the first front cover here. Staying in Spain Jose Antonio Reyes says he wants to win the title with Real Madrid then sort his future out. He hasn't ruled out moving to Atletico Madrid or any team with a quality squad. Asked about Henry and Eto'o he said:
    We all know Eto'o is a quality player, the same as Henry. I'd sign them both.
    Quite who he's offering that advice to I'm not sure but Arsene could listen. Jens Lehmann says he's number one. And that's it. I suspect the signing of Fabianski will set a fire right under Jens' arse which can only be a good thing. And that's about it. Now.... Arsecasts ...this week's Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, is rather shorter than usual. The lack of blogchat and stuff for me to waffle about have contributed to its shortness. If this week's Arsecast was a sporting person it'd be a little jockey rather than a basketball player. Still, the Man in the Bar has a player history and erm...yeah...there's loads and loads of other exciting bits in there. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (9mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode30.mp3] So, until tomorrow. Have a good one.]]>
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    "Barcelona already negotiating with Henry" http://arseblog.net/2007/06/02/barcelona-already-negotiating-with-henry/ Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:08:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/02/barcelona-already-negotiating-with-henry/ Spainwatch:  This morning El Mundo Deportivo says Barcelona are already negotiating with Thierry Henry's agents after Henry gave them the signal to open the door to negotiations. They don't half talk in clichés, do they? They'll buy him whether they sell Eto'o or not apparently and Lillian Thuram, the big girly named twat, says it would be altogether splendid if Henry signed for Barcelona. Marca reports that the only offer made for Franck Ribery has come from Bayern Munich but the only club Ribery wants to join is Real Madrid. And that's as much as they've got for us today. Tune in tomorrow for more, no doubt. Elsewhere it looks like there'll be a bit of transfer movement out of the club as Boro have apparently agreed a fee for Jeremie Aliadiere. It's no surprise he's moving on and Boro is probably about right for him. The club that has given refuge to such strikers as Malcolm Christie and that Luigi/Mario Maccarone should find lots of room for Jeremie. Good luck to him if that's where he decides to go. Martin Keown reckons Arsenal can 'do a Manchester United' and win the league next season, says the Sun. He reckons it's down to mental toughness, and he does have a point, but it's also down to getting some better players and improving the squad. The idea of Manchester United with Anelka frightens me a bit, I have to say. I know there's a feeling that sometimes it's best not to look back but Anelka can't be happy at Bolton, especially now that Sammy Lee - the smallest football manager alive today - is in charge and despite his history he would certainly add something to our squad. Pace. And goals. And funny little beards. If he was available at the right price isn't he someone we should think about or does his past shennanigans rule him out? What say you? Not much else happening. Gonna be a sloooow weekend. Especially as Arsene has gone to Sardinia, probably to bring back some cheeses ahead of next season. Mmmmmm, cheeses.]]> 433 2007-06-02 11:08:37 2007-06-02 09:08:37 closed open barcelona-already-negotiating-with-henry publish 0 0 post 0 1123 http://arsenalysis.wordpress.com/2007/06/03/bzzz/ 208.96.40.15 2007-06-02 22:10:04 2007-06-02 20:10:04 1 pingback 0 0 1124 http://redrants.com/hargreaves-facts-nanis-goal-and-other-news-updates/ 69.89.21.98 2007-06-03 00:10:22 2007-06-02 22:10:22 1 pingback 0 0 Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/06/03/sunday-round-up-18/ Sun, 03 Jun 2007 10:02:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/03/sunday-round-up-18/ Dein and Ashley - what a combination. It's true, some bloke called Mike Ashley is trying to buy Newcastle and he wants the Tangoman to be the Chief Executive. Then Dein will sneakily get Kroenke to buy 9.9% of the club and it'll all be fun and games again. And that's as much as there is. I'm off to play 5-a-side now shortly and I'm a bit tired and achy. I think I'll play sweeper, not much running involved then. Talk to you tomorrow, have a good Sunday.]]> 434 2007-06-03 12:02:08 2007-06-03 10:02:08 closed open sunday-round-up-18 publish 0 0 post 0 Enter Sagna? http://arseblog.net/2007/06/04/enter-sagna/ Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:52:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/04/enter-sagna/ Bakari Sagna. A fee of £6m has been thrown up by The Sun but considering both Eboue and Hoyte signed new long-term deals towards the end of last season this seems to be rather fanciful. Unless of course the boss fancies him to play somewhere other than right back which is not beyond the realms of possibility. As well as Barcelona's interest in our captain, AC Milan now fancy him with Carlo Ancelotti saying he is 'of interest' to them. I just think if there's any measure of how important a player Thierry Henry is it's the fact that the biggest clubs in the world want him and I really don't understand any Arsenal fan who thinks it might be vaguely in our interest to let him go. Jose Antonio Reyes could go back to Sevilla. Hopefully they get him a house on the right side of town or he might become homesick. Other than that it's a dead as a doormouse. There are no whispers or rumours or anything else happening. There's a sign outside that says 'No milk today' and it could be there for some time. Until tomorrow.]]> 435 2007-06-04 11:52:48 2007-06-04 09:52:48 closed open enter-sagna publish 0 0 post 0 Cesc - "Wenger has told us Henry is staying with Arsenal" http://arseblog.net/2007/06/05/cesc-wenger-has-told-us-henry-is-staying-with-arsenal/ Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:30:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/05/cesc-wenger-has-told-us-henry-is-staying-with-arsenal/ I know that Henry likes Barcelona but on the other hand he loves Arsenal for all the club has given him and the life he has lived there. Barcelona is one of the best clubs in the world and Henry is a great player. Barcelona always have the best players in the world and Henry is one of the best. Henry has already won the World Cup and now he wants to win titles at club level. For me Barcelona is a big club but Arsenal too is a big club and it's up to Henry to decide what's best for him. Soundbite stuff really and he goes on to say:
    Wenger has told us he'll continue with Arsenal.
    He also goes on to talk about a possible return to Barcelona at some point in the future but as he points out at the moment they have players like Xavi and Iniesta in the side at the moment who would make that difficult. There's no great shocker in a young man talking about returning home one day. Xavi himself is dreaming of Thierry. Perhaps emerging from a crystal clear pool, water dripping glistening on his torso, his muscley paper arm there for all to see. He wants Thierry and Eto'o to play together forever and ever and ever. I suspect he should want in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets full first. Staying in Spain it seems Atletico Madrid want Fran Merida on loan next season. The young Spaniard would probably feature in the Carling Cup and the FA Cup next season so it seems unlikley that the club will let him go. It looks likely that Frank Ribery will be joining Bayern Munich unless Arsenal do something in the next couple of days. Personally I'm not bothered by him at all, the Germans can have him. See a picture of the players in the new white kit here. It's horrible. And there you go. Another exciting edition of Spainblog Arseblog over and done with. Hasta mañana. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    Malouda linked - various round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/06/06/malouda-linked-various-round-up/ Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:59:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/06/malouda-linked-various-round-up/ Didier Drogba wouldn't mind if he joined Chelsea. Regarding the white kit and the speculation that the picture released yesterday might have been photoshopped: Well, I can tell you that the kit is 100% the real deal. That's as much as I can say about it. Nike's fucking pathetic attempts to garner credibility for it with this Herbert Chapman campaign are insulting though. The majority of fans made it quite clear that they did not want a white away kit but as always what the fans want is a mere aside to some marketing man's (or woman's) latest great idea. Vote with your wallets, folks. Just don't buy it. Arsenal will be without Gilberto Silva for the start of the season as he'll be away on Copa America duty with Brazil. He's been selected as captain of the team which is a real honour for him and he deserves it. Cesc could start tonight for Spain against Lichtenstein. Regarding his comments yesterday about how he might leave if Arsene Wenger left next summer, I wouldn't be too worried. The fact is that Wenger is the only manager he's known in his professional career, he's somebody who has put a lot of trust in him and given his career a kick start he probably thought he'd never get at such an early age so it's natural that he's loyal to the man. That doesn't mean he doesn't care about Arsenal and for all the paper talk of exodus how often does it happen that a huge number of players leave if a manager gets sacked or decides to move elsewhere? Not very often. Anyway, that's the lot.]]> 437 2007-06-06 09:59:24 2007-06-06 07:59:24 closed open malouda-linked-various-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 1126 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=642 207.58.151.29 2007-06-07 02:38:42 2007-06-07 00:38:42 1 pingback 0 0 1127 http://arsenalfcblog.com/my-arsenal-malouda-dream-about-to-come-true/ 69.89.27.243 2007-06-07 03:08:37 2007-06-07 01:08:37 1 pingback 0 0 Quiet you, Pires. Why Freddie can leave on a free. http://arseblog.net/2007/06/07/quiet-you-pires-yes-you/ Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:34:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/07/quiet-you-pires-yes-you/ Robert Pires said that Thierry Henry should come and join him in Spain and most cuttlingly of all dismissed this Arsenal team and the manager's rebuilding attempts. He said:

    Thierry Henry would be very happy at Barca. I should not be saying this, as Arsenal, their manager and their fans are all very good. But it would be best for him to make the change. Arsenal are at the end of a cycle. They have lost good players in Patrick Vieira, Edu, Ashley Cole, Dennis Bergkamp and myself.

    Now, I know footballers are generally incapable the kind of loyalty we'd like to expect from them but Bob knows how important Henry is to Arsenal. I suppose his first loyalty is to his friend though. As for Arsenal being at the end of a cycle, well, he probably has a point but then some of the player departures were inevitable and every team goes through periods like that. Talking to somebody yesterday I made the point that we were blessed with incredible players like Vieira, Pires and Bergkamp and having them all in the same team at the same time was a million to one shot, in a way. When you lose players of that quality it is almost impossible to replace them, especially if the expectation of fans is for each signing to be the new Pires or the new Bergkamp or the new Vieira. Fact is there aren't new Bergkamps or Pires's's's's or Vieira's out there even if you have all the money in the world to spend. That said you probably need to spend your money a bit better than we have done in the last couple of years but you can't just go out and click 'New Pires' on the Player Maker Machine©®. Look at the 'wingers' we've been linked with this summer. The fact is everybody is completely underwhelmed by the likes of Ribery and Malouda because they're decent players but nothing special. However, if you ask somebody who their ideal wing signing is then it's hard to come up with any names because there is no talent that stands out. People got their knickers in a twist over United's two signings last week but how many people had actually heard of these boys beforehand? Not too many, I'd wager. Anyway, I think my point was 'Shut up, Bob. Please.' Freddie Ljungberg can leave Arsenal on a free according to the Independent. Some might question the thinking behind not looking for a fee but the problem is that Freddie is on £70,000 a week, more astute negotiating from David 'The players are my friends' Dein, and despite efforts Arsenal have been unable to find a club willing to take on an injury prone player earning that much money. Also, with a couple of years left on his current deal Freddie won't be in a rush to move anywhere unless that kind of salary is matched. Allowing him to leave on a free allows the buying club to put what they might have used as a transfer fee into his personal package - fnarr. So that's our choice. If we insist on a fee it will become almost impossible to move him on. He could, of course, stay and have a cracking season next season but unfortunately that seems unlikely. The good season bit, not the staying bit. Arsenal Shorts has a transfer story linking us to an Argentinian player, Angel of Mary. I've never heard of him, I have to say, so I'm holy uninspired. Not much else to tell you. I must off and prepare this week's cuntarffic Arsecast. Bye.]]>
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    'Devastated' Henry says 'Si' to Barcelona. Zzzzzz. Arsecast 31. http://arseblog.net/2007/06/08/devestated-henry-says-si-to-barcelona-zzzzzz/ Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:38:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/08/devestated-henry-says-si-to-barcelona-zzzzzz/ interview emerged in which he said he was 'devastated' about David Dein's departure saying it wasn't a clever move no matter what had happened. He also said he was flattered by AC Milan's interest and suggested that a lot of stuff had happened at Arsenal that wasn't supposed to happen. He's right. One of the most senior and high profile board members really wasn't supposed to try and sell the club to Satan Kroenke. I suspect that Henry's personal relationship with the Dein's is what has caused him to be devestated (remember Dein's son, best man at Henry's wedding and legal advisor to Thierry's agent, cosy) rather than anything else. I'm sure David Dein was a lovely, friendly guy but at the end of the day it shouldn't matter one bit to any player, captain or otherwise, what happens at board level and frankly it's not their place to talk about it. If the players were unsettled by the departure of David Dein I would respectfully suggest they need to get fucking over themselves and very fucking quickly too. After a couple of months people suggest that getting rid of Dein was a bad move but what else could the board have done? Just bent over and said 'Oh, go right ahead and sell us down the river to a man with a Yosemite Sam moustache'? Fuck that. I reckon Dein would be the first to admit he played a dangerous game which backfired badly on him and if the shoe were on the other foot he'd have done exactly the same. At the moment Ken Friar is doing much of the work that David Dein did in terms of negotiations and contract stuff, the players may not have their best buddy to make sure they get as much money as they want, but his work at the club is being done. There is no big problem. To me it sounds a bit like excuse making from Henry and it's not nice to hear. This comes on top of reports in the Catalan press this morning that Henry has given Barcelona the green light to open negotiations with Arsenal. They've been saying all along that after what happened last year they needed an assurance from the player before they spoke to Arsenal. That story has obviously been fed by FC Barcelona so now you have a situation where the club and its associated newspapers are speaking on behalf of Thierry Henry and that's not good either. Of course it could be complete fiction and I don't think Arsenal will sell for a minute. Thierry can want to do one thing, and I do think he wants to stay, but he has a contract and has made commitments to the club, repeatedly, over the last few months. However, with it having stepped up a gear now something really needs to be done about it. Every day the press in Spain are running Henry to Barcelona stories. An unequivocal statement needs to be made by club or player, or both, to put this whole thing to bed now. It's getting very, very tiresome and Thierry is a bit of a moany hole at the moment. Someone buy him an ice-cream or something. Still, he does finish the interview on a positive note talking about the potential and looking forward to next season, which is something. On a more positive spin Emmanuel Adebayor spoke about how he's not 'shit' and that he's working hard to improve as a player. That's the kind of stuff we want to hear, not the self-pitying bleating about a deceitful board member. He's not everyone's favourite but I think he's a good lad and will improve next season. Not much else going on: Ribery has gone to Bayern Munich - my thoughts on that are in the Arsecast - and that's about it. Arsecasts In this week's normal length Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com, I talk with an Arsenal blogger who isn't really an Arsenal blogger. Brant Parsons writes 'The other football' for the Orlando Sentinel and we discuss following Arsenal stateside, his blog and some other stuff too. The Man in the Bar is there too with a player history and I discuss all your nominations for an all-time Cunts XI. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode31.mp3] Have yourselves a good Friday. More Thierry to Barcelona rumours Arsenal news tomorrow.]]> 439 2007-06-08 10:38:32 2007-06-08 08:38:32 closed open devestated-henry-says-si-to-barcelona-zzzzzz publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1128 http://arsenalfcblog.com/henry-discusses-transfer-speculation/ 69.89.27.243 2007-06-08 15:24:17 2007-06-08 13:24:17 1 pingback 0 0 Au revoir Aliadiere http://arseblog.net/2007/06/09/au-revoir-aliadiere/ Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:02:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/09/au-revoir-aliadiere/ Middlesboro have agreed a deal for Jeremie Aliadiere. Their chief executive says:
    We have agreed a fee with Arsenal for Aliadiere and completed a deal with them. Everything is also agreed in principle with Jeremie and his transfer will be completed in the next couple of weeks. The only reason the deal hasn't already been completed is that the player is on holiday.
    Let's hope he's on a quiet, relaxing kind of a holiday and not some adventure holiday where he picks up an knee injury that keeps him out for 12 months. The poor bloke really has had the worst luck with injuries and despite some good moments never really showed enough to suggest he was up to the level we need. Good luck to him up there. With Johan Djourou hoping Thierry Henry is going to stay AC Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti admits it will be 'difficult' to bring him to the San Siro this summer. The Spanish press is quiet enough today as they concentrate on the rather exciting finish to the league season there. It's all still to play for but no doubt they'll kick off again when things calm down. Soon to be Labour leader, Gordon Brown (Texture like sun), met Thierry the other night and he thinks he'll stay. He probably thought invading Iraq was a good idea at some stage so we can't really put too much weight on his opinions. I'm no French speaking dude but some French speaking dude called Dylan says this article by a close journalist friend of Henry suggests he could be off. And that's it. I could sit around and write some more but I have to prepare myself to go for some beers in the sun. Oh yes. Until tomorrow.]]>
    440 2007-06-09 12:02:33 2007-06-09 10:02:33 closed open au-revoir-aliadiere publish 0 0 post 0
    Shove your crisis up your arse http://arseblog.net/2007/06/10/shove-your-crisis-up-your-arse/ Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:01:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/10/shove-your-crisis-up-your-arse/ News of the World that he would definitely be at Arsenal next season and after that he'd sit down with the board. Great, but unless you've been living under a rock somewhere for the last 10 years there was never any question that Arsene would do anything different. He has always respected his contracts and anyone making a fuss about him not signing a new one is really just trying to stir up some shit. He has always left it late to sort out new deals and I don't expect it to be any different this time. Stories that he tendered his resignation when Dein was sacked are false and although things could be better at the club this alleged crisis is little more than paper talk. Everyone's on fucking holidays for fucks sake. Gilberto to Juventus? Bollocks. Won't happen. Henry to Barcelona? Won't happen. Not unless Arsenal get Eto'o as part of the deal. Cesc leaving? Not with 7 years left on his contract. I said it the other day that if players like Thierry Henry are 'devastated' over David Dein's departure then they need to get over themselves. Henry said he didn't know what happened and he didn't want to know what happened. If that's the case why talk about it, unless the closeness of the relationship between Henry and Les Deins might make you think there's some kind of an agenda there? Would it be beyond the realms of possibility that stories about Wenger leaving and top players being in crisis are being fed to the media in order to drum up support for a man who many fans think will bring stability to the positions of the manager and these players? It would not. Dein coming back will soon equal new contract for Wenger, Henry at the club forever, Cesc to sign a new 19 year deal and guarantees of the league title and Champions League trophy before Dein brokers a deal to see Arsenal enter the fucking World Cup and we'd win that too. The whole thing stinks of Agent Orange, if you ask me, and lest we forget Dein only ever has the best interests of Arsenal at heart, right? Pffffff. And if Thierry Henry is deliberately pushing this agenda then you don't need me to tell you how unbecoming that sort of behaviour is for an Arsenal captain. People point to lack of transfers and say that Dein's absence means we don't have anyone to do that work. As I told you the other day Ken Friar is doing that work and did all the hard work on the Fabianski transfer. The fact that nothing else has happened is nothing to do with the fact we don't have David Dein but entirely down the fact that Arsene was on holidays and it's barely the first week of June. People really need to fucking relax a bit. Jesus. There is loads of time for us to not make any more transfers, hahaha! Seriously though, we are not in meltdown or turmoil or crisis or at sixes and sevens or nearing the point of no return or close to Doomsday or crossing the Rubicon. Anyway, fuck this. The weather is far too good here to be worrying about what Sunday tabloids have to say. Drink some beers, eat some nice food, look at pretty girls in the park, read a good book. Do something else. See you tomorrow.]]> 441 2007-06-10 11:01:18 2007-06-10 09:01:18 closed open shove-your-crisis-up-your-arse publish 0 0 post 0 More takeover crap and a young Norwegian http://arseblog.net/2007/06/11/more-takeover-crap-and-a-young-norwegian/ Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:39:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/11/more-takeover-crap-and-a-young-norwegian/ Reports today suggest an Arabian businessman, Mohammed Al Hashimi, is interested in buying the club. He was involved in a failed bid to buy Liverpool apparently and says of Arsenal:
    I know the owners are very reluctant to sell but I see Arsenal as a very profitable club. Liverpool was an opportunity which does not come along every day but we have to move on.
    He's all tied in with the Dubai government and Sheik Muhammed Al Maktoum and probably Ali Baba too. Honestly, the stories surrounding the club become more and more outrageous as the days go on. What's next? We'll probably discover that Arsenal are responsible for the success of Justin Timberlake, the extinction of countless endagered species and the continued existence of Robbie Savage. I suppose it comes with the territory but with the current board having already pledged not to sell their shares for at least a year, and the way the shares are held at the moment, anyone trying to get involved in a takeover now must be off their rocker. Check out East Lower for a sensible view on why a Glazer type takeover should be resisted at all costs. Florent Malouda says he is going to leave Lyon but the Sun mentions only Liverpool and Chelsea as possible destinations. A price of £10m, and even £15m in some papers, has been mentioned. No wonder it's tough in the transfer market if someone like Malouda can command a fee of £15m. Thank you to all my Norwegian readers, and I do mean ALL of them, who emailed me yesterday to let me know Arsene was in town to complete a deal for young centre-half Haavard Nordtveit. This link has a picture of Arsene at the game and it's believed a deal was done to brig him to the club. At age 16 he's another one for the future though rather than somebody who can make an impact on the first team right away. Obviously Arsene is back in the groove though. I expect us to sign a 15 year old Swede, a 17 year old Dane who is blind but has a in built sonar which would make the best bats in the world jealous and a Finnish kid who hasn't even been born yet. Not much else to tell you this Monday then. I better go put some cream on my forehead. Whipped should do the trick, I reckon.]]>
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    The distasteful Henry circus http://arseblog.net/2007/06/12/the-distasteful-henry-circus/ Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:47:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/12/the-distasteful-henry-circus/ released a statement slamming the story and threatening legal action. They said:
    No such meeting took place. That is absolute rubbish. There's never been any question of him not being at Arsenal next season.
    Jerome Anderson, Henry's agent, said:
    I did not meet with anyone — whether in the south of France or anywhere on this planet. I have read the article in the French magazine and there is not one element of truth in the story and they will be hearing from my lawyers.
    Speaking to L'Equipe Henry said:
    Lots of people are speaking on my behalf. It's impossible to stop the rumours - it's not the first or the last time that people are speaking for me. In my head I'm still an Arsenal player and my departure is not a current issue.
    Who does he mean is speaking on his behalf? Newspapers? Agents? He went on to again talk about David Dein's departure, saying:
    David Dein's exit should not have happened; if there was one person who shouldn't have left Arsenal it's David Dein. I'm saying it now and I'll say the same thing in 20 years.
    And again I have to make the point that what happens at board level should not be a topic for discussion for Thierry Henry or any player. Given Henry's close connections to the Dein family though it's hard to think he's not coming at this with an agenda to promote and that, to me, is very disappointing. Is he being used to destabilise Arsenal ahead of a triumphant Dein return which would see him stay at the club? Whatever his motivation for talking constantly about David Dein it is out of order for the captain of Arsenal Football Club to get involved when things are so delicate in the boardroom - and if he hadn't noticed it was entirely down to David Dein that things are like that. The L'Equipe article also says that the likes of Pires, Ludovic Giuly and Emmanuel Adebayor were 'talking openly' about him moving to Spain. As well as that William Gallas has decided to open his big mouth again, saying:
    If certain players want to go, like Thierry, we should not prevent them from leaving.
    Which, of course, is absolute bollocks and frankly I have really had enough of Gallas and his opinions. He does need to keep his mouth shut now because he's not helping. Why should we allow him to leave? His has three years left of the contract which made him the highest paid Arsenal player of all time last summer. And he can fuck off with his 'we', as well. When approached by El Mundo Deportivo yesterday Henry is quoted as saying:
    Now is not the time to talk about Barcelona. Right now I don't have anything to say.
    What can you say overall though? Once again we're sucked into a transfer speculation whirlpool involving our captain who is acting and speaking in a way which is ambiguous enough to keep it going. All it takes is a simple "I am not going to move to Barcelona this summer. End of story" statement and the whole thing is done and dusted. Instead it's all left up in the air so the stories that spew from the Spanish press have now spread to respected publications like France Football. Who knows what's next? The whole thing is, from whatever angle you look at it, a fucking distasteful circus and I have got a huge pain in my arse with the whole thing now. Every fucking summer it's the same. The fans get shat on from a height by guys whose enormous wages we pay because their egos and delicate sensibilities are upset by one thing or another or they can't make their minds up where they want to earn their fortunes. Thierry Henry could stop this once and for all if he so wished. So far he doesn't wish to do so which means we're going to have to put up with it until such time as something happens one way or the other. Pff. Colour me pissed off. And speaking of distasteful circuses Arsenal.com confirmed the white away that Arseblog told you about, and showed you pictures of, months ago. It's all wrapped up in the most horrible marketing babble using Herbert Chapman to promote a white kit that the vast majority of fans do not want and a large number object to strenuously. When one Arseblog reader complained to the club about the way they've used Chapman to lend credibility to the project and about the white kit in general he got this reply:
    As a club we do have an acute sense of our past and what we stand for – however this includes a sense of being progressive. Our values are summarised as ‘tradition with vision’. We have been associated with bold first moves throughout our history as well as financial prudence and dependability – the marriage of these two elements is the essence of Arsenal. Herbert Chapman embodied this values, hence why we have championed him this year – and in the case of the white shirt we feel that it is a good association as he was very associated with ‘white’, which is included as part of our marketing of the shirt. Over an above this, white shirts are very much a part of the clubs’s heritage. For example, in 1935, Ted Drake scored 7 goals for Arsenal against Aston villa wearing a white shirt (picture attached). There are many other examples of white shirts being used throughout Arsenal’s shirt [sic](please refer to the website over the coming weeks for more examples of this). So, in summary, we are very sensitive to our heritage – but that does not mean being afraid to be bold, in fact that is very much a part of what Arsenal is about.
    Have you ever read such a load of bollocks in all your life? I realise that in order to make money Nike and the club can't have the same away kit all the time but you might think what the fans want might actually matter. It obviously doesn't. Bunch of cunts. And for those conspiracy theorists amongst you here's the image on Arsenal.com. However, yesterday's was slightly different and the club have removed the 'Way out' sign above Henry's head. IT'S A SIGN! In other news Lukasz Fabianski says he's coming to Arsenal to be Number 1 so watch out Jens Lehmann. It's a good attitude to have and I suspect we'll have quite a battle on our hands between him and Jens Lehmann who has to retain his number 1 position if he wants to play for Germany in Euro 2008 next summer. Alan Pardew is planning to make a £2m bid for Alex Song. Bite his fucking hand off. That young Norwegian lad hasn't signed apparently and he's upset at how much his club are looking for to allow him to move. And that's your lot. Honestly, I really can't fucking wait for the new season to start.]]>
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    We're not chumps, Thierry http://arseblog.net/2007/06/13/were-not-chumps-thierry/ Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:34:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/13/were-not-chumps-thierry/ Last season, people were announcing all over the place that I was leaving. Some people wrote that it would happen for sure but at the end of the day I stayed at Arsenal. It could be the same this year. Could be? Not exactly the ringing endorsement you want and frankly, if those comments are accurate then they are not becoming of the captain of Arsenal Football Club. However, before we all go off the deep end let's remember that the France Football article is inaccurate when it claims Jerome Anderson had meetings with Barcelona and there are suggestions that this article may have been commissioned by FC Barcelona in order to destabilise Henry's position at Arsenal. I still think we need a definitive statement from Henry about his position though. At the moment it appears like he's trying to put himself in a position where he is sold by Arsenal rather than him saying 'I want to leave' as if that will make things better. The bottom line is that if Thierry wants to leave he should come out and say so and stop treating us all like chumps. While it would be upsetting to lose a player of his quality and someone who has given so much to Arsenal over the years it would be far preferable to him acting like a cunt all summer so we're forced to sell him late on without time to find a replacement. The ball is very much in his court now. Any further vague statements about where he's going to play football next season are not acceptable. As captain of this football club he has a responsibility to behave in a manner which fits that honour, not in a way that demeans it and drags the club through the back pages of the tabloids all summer. He said last week that nobody is bigger than Arsenal and he's right. However, it does seem as if he's doing his best to remain in the spotlight and the centre of attention when he should be concentrating on getting fit and playing football again. I just wonder if the relationship between Henry and Wenger is the catalyst for all this. Did Henry's ego take a battering when he was dropped for the Sp*rs game and subsequently missed a whole month? Was the manager trying to give him a kick up the arse? Did he not care to be kicked up the arse and does he fancy the hard work ahead to get himself back to the top of his game? I guess we just have to wait and see but like Vieira before him, Thierry is in real danger of tarnishing his image. If you read Arseblog regularly you know how much I think of him, how I've defended him from criticism (especially last season), how much I think we need a fit and motivated Thierry Henry again, but at the moment everything that surrounds him leaves a nasty taste in the mouth and that is a real shame. In other news The Sun is reporting that, in order to keep Henry happy, we're trying to sign David Trezeguet from Juventus. Firstly, signing a player just to keep another player happy is bad news. Secondly, I'm not sure that Henry and Trezeguet work together anyway. And thirdly, Trezeguet is not really that good anymore. He peaked at Euro2000. Real Zaragoza want Philippe Senderos apparently. I hope we don't sell. With the ACN next winter we lose Toure and Eboue, Gallas has yet to convince and Djourou could go out on loan this season. I know he had a hard time last season but I still think he's a player with a lot to offer the club. Lyon want £17m for Malouda. Really, no joke. I swear. You can understand why Arsene Wenger is reluctant to splash the big cash when £17m buys you a lump of averageness like Malouda. Not much else happening. No doubt there'll be more about Henry tomorrow but at least that'll be overshadowed somewhat by the release of next season's fixture's. I bet we get Sunderland away as our first game? Whadda you reckon?]]> 444 2007-06-13 10:34:12 2007-06-13 08:34:12 closed open were-not-chumps-thierry publish 0 0 post 0 1129 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=645 207.58.151.29 2007-06-13 11:39:01 2007-06-13 09:39:01 1 pingback 0 0 Keeping Thierry happy - Fulham at home on the opening day http://arseblog.net/2007/06/14/keeping-thierry-happy/ Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:36:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/14/keeping-thierry-happy/ Ajax's Ryan Babel for £6m. This morning I can exclusively reveal that in order 'to keep Thierry Henry happy' we're going to construct an enormous gold statue of Thierry Henry in the concourse of the ground with a massive altar for people to worship at, change the name of the stadium to Thierryburton Grove and unveil a new shirt sponsor 'Fly Thierry' in advance of the airline he's sure to launch at some point in the future. The reported £40m 'war chest' might 'keep Thierry Henry happy' too. If the papers are to be believed it's like that episode of the Simpsons where Bart has all these mad powers and everyone has to make sure he's happy and consent to his every whim or he'll kill them. Tomas Rosicky says he wants to stay at Arsenal despite interest from Atletico Madrid. I don't think we saw the best of him by any means and if he can get through the season without a series of niggly injuries I'm sure he can contribute more. The Sun reports that Chairman PHW and Keith Edelman met with Satan Kroenke in New York yesterday. There are no details on what was said, what kind of sandwiches they had or if they made fun of his moustache. I suspect David Dein will be brought back in order to 'keep Thierry Henry happy' but whether he accepts the role of concierge is anyone's guess. After bringing you the white away kit ahead of anyone else Arseblog (thanks an eagle-eyed reader) was first to show you pictures of our third kit which could be worn in European games. As many have pointed out it could be the club trying to fool Henry into thinking he's playing for Barcelona! Except horizontally. I have to say I much prefer to the white one which, while a smart looking kit, is not an Arsenal kit because white kits are for cunts. Spare a thought for former Arsenal man Paolo Vernazza who has just been released by Dagenham and Redbridge. His slide down the leagues has been steady ever since he left Arsenal and it shows how much the academy has improved when the players we release now go on to have Premiership careers. Next season's fixtures are out this morning. Will update here on our first game. Update: We open with Fulham at home. And that's your lot. More tomorrow.]]> 445 2007-06-14 10:36:52 2007-06-14 08:36:52 closed open keeping-thierry-happy publish 0 0 post 0 Arsene will let Thierry go - Arsecast 32 http://arseblog.net/2007/06/15/arsene-will-let-thierry-go-arsecast-32/ Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:20:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/15/arsene-will-let-thierry-go-arsecast-32/ The Times picks up on L'Equipe's story about Arsenal Wenger holding talks in Paris with Ferran Soriano about the whole situtation and it's believed that he will want Samuel Eto'o as part of any deal. I am told that this is more than paper talk and if Arsene can get the deal he wants and the deal which he believes will benefit Arsenal Football Club then he will let Thierry go. The motivation behind it remains unknown although it's probably a combination of things including Henry's desire to play somewhere else, Arsene's belief that now might well be the right time to let him go especially if he can get a quality player like Eto'o as part of the deal and maybe the idea that a change is good for Thierry and good for Arsenal. That said, Arsenal hold all the cards here. Eto'o has repeatedly said he doesn't want to leave Barcelona and Henry has three years left on the deal he signed last summer so if it's not right for the club then he won't be sold, simple as that. It's a huge shift in position from a year ago when Thierry said he would never play in Spain and this would be his last contract. Why that has happened is all conjecture and speculation but you can hear myself and the man from East Lower discuss it in the Arsecast. While it is a big deal I have to say the idea of him leaving doesn't upset me nearly as much as it would have done last summer and I do hope that if it is going to happen it happens quickly, tidily and without any (more) bullshit which leaves a stain on Thierry's time at Arsenal. With Barcelona concentrating on the final day of La Liga I don't expect any big news between now and then but who knows? If I had to put money on it right now I'd say he won't be an Arsenal player next season. In other news Ryan Babel says it would be a dream to play for Arsenal and he has supported them since he was young. He's a decent looking player but he's got to come to augment the squad and not as a replacement for Thierry. As talented as he is I can't see him scoring 20-25 goals each season. Thomas Sorenson reckons Nicklas Bendtner could become the top class striker that Denmark has been waiting for but again warns that he needs to work hard and take his chances when they come to him. Full fixtures for next season are here. August looks like a decent month for us and this time around we need to make sure we get off to a good start. The three games we have are certainly winable and we don't want to be in a situation where we find ourselves off the pace quite so early. There's a run of games at the end of March - start of April that could make or break us (hopefully) but maybe we should just concentrate on getting there in good shape first. And that's that. Now, time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com the football community that is free to join, I talk to the man from East Lower about the whole Thierry situation, the Man in the Bar has a player history and there's a look back at some vintage post season material from Arsenal mixed with all the other waffle. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode32.mp3] So, let's get these Arses going. I have a feeling there's going to be lots to talk about today.]]> 446 2007-06-15 09:20:04 2007-06-15 07:20:04 closed open arsene-will-let-thierry-go-arsecast-32 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure enclosure Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/06/16/saturday-round-up-13/ Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:01:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/16/saturday-round-up-13/ The Sun reports that Arsene Wenger flew to African two weeks ago for a meeting with Samuel Eto'o (wouldn't Spain or somewhere in the middle have been easier?) and got the green light from the striker (who has consistently and vehemently said he wants to stay at Barcelona) about a move to Arsenal but the board (who have always said the manager would have money to spend) turned him down flat. Yeah, right. Looks like we've signed Havard Nordveit, the young Norwegian centre-half. A fee of around £2m has been reported but given the fact he's only 16 years of age I can' t imagine we'll be seeing him in the first team any time soon no matter what the reports say. Thank you to everyone who emailed me the picture of Thierry Henry in a 'Spurs' shirt. Some basketball team are called Spurs too. I assume, like their London counterparts, that they are cunts. At least by association. I'm not a big basketball fan, I have to say. This made me laugh. Nice work. Oh, and as it's quiet well done to Arseblog reader Andy who has just given birth to a little girl called Hermione. Most of us have wives for that sort of thing so he's gone above and beyond. Congrats. And that's about it. The weather here is much better today in that we still have the grey, overcast sky but none of the torrential, freezing cold rain. I think I'll sit outside with a good book. Until tomorrow.]]> 447 2007-06-16 12:01:30 2007-06-16 10:01:30 closed open saturday-round-up-13 publish 0 0 post 0 1130 http://arsenalfcblog.com/arsenal-top-of-the-table/ 69.89.27.243 2007-06-17 03:17:41 2007-06-17 01:17:41 1 pingback 0 0 Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/06/17/sunday-round-up-19/ Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:22:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/17/sunday-round-up-19/ Keith Edelman said:
    These are decisions for Arsene. It’s his job to manage the team and it would be up to him. That’s how we’ve always worked with Arsene.
    Which is fair enough. Patrick Vieira says:
    If Arsenal do lose Thierry Henry it will be a big blow for the club and for the players who stay there. But whatever is the best decision for Thierry, I'm sure he will take it.
    Obviously the ideal situation would be if Thierry Henry were to get himself properly fit and motivated and burning to play with Arsenal because if he does leave we're losing a truly amazing player. We shall just have to wait and see. There's nothing happening in Spain yet because today is the final day of the league season there. Can Madrid win their first title in four years? Will Barcelona do it again, the jammy cunts? Will the two of them somehow slip up and let Sevilla in? Frankly, I really don't give a shit although I would prefer Barcelona not to win it but then that means van Nistelrooy will win it with Madrid, the enormous, horsefaced cunt that he is. Even when it doesn't involve the team you support football can be an emotional rollercoaster. Well, not so much a rollercoaster as the waltzer. Or bumper cars. Bouncy castle then. Football is a bouncy castle. Pffff. See ya tomorrow.]]>
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    Reyes wins the league for Madrid http://arseblog.net/2007/06/18/reyes-wins-the-league-for-madrid/ Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:43:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/18/reyes-wins-the-league-for-madrid/ Ludovic Giuly has denied reports that Thierry Henry contacted him ahead of a move to Spain. Now, I might be recalling things incorrectly but of all the people in the entire world Giuly is the name who has cropped up most often about Henry and last season he was proclaiming quite publicly that he knew what Henry was going to do blah blah blah. Now he says it's all bullshit. I suppose it's easy to reconsider when you've spent the whole season on the bench. Reading striker Leroy Lita says Justin Hoyte was racially abused during England U21s game against Serbia. I'd love to have faith in UEFA to sort it out but they've proved themselves rather toothless over these matters before. And that's really about it for this early stage of a Monday morning. Now that La Liga is over and done with I expect the transfer market and transfer rumour market to kick into overdrive with practically all of our players being linked with moves away from the club and absolutely nobody, apart from Vinnie Samways, coming in. It'll be a joy.]]> 449 2007-06-18 09:43:39 2007-06-18 07:43:39 closed open reyes-wins-the-league-for-madrid publish 0 0 post 0 1131 http://arsenalfcblog.com/madrid-win-could-mean-big-money-for-arsenal/ 69.89.27.243 2007-06-18 13:06:04 2007-06-18 11:06:04 1 pingback 0 0 Wenger to Barcelona. Let's all go to Barcelona! http://arseblog.net/2007/06/19/wenger-to-barcelona-lets-all-go-to-barcelona/ Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:34:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/19/wenger-to-barcelona-lets-all-go-to-barcelona/ Arsene Wenger himself is a target for Barcelona with Frank Rijkaard expected to step down. Now, there have been rumours about Rijkaard for months but we know that Arsene will, at the very least, honour his existing contract so this story is rather fanciful to say the least. Still, it won't stop the stories and let's not forget that Arsene will bring Henry to Barcelona. And Cesc. And Kolo. And Robin van Persie. And Gilberto. And Rosicky. And Hleb. Ooooh, maybe it's not all bad after all. One of the main candidates for the Director of Football position that the club are trying to fill has turned down the job. Reading's Nicky Hammond was offered the job last Friday but turned it down in order to stay at Reading. That means my application is still alive. Alive, I tell you! It will be interesting to see who else is on the short list and what happens from here. José Antonio Reyes has again reiterated his desire to stay in Spain and at Real Madrid if possible. He says:
    I made Madrid champions and I'm so happy about that because that is the reason I came to the club. Maybe what has happened will convince the club they would like to keep me.
    Maybe so but they'll have to stump up a decent transfer fee unlike neighbours Atletico who offered us £3.50 over 45 years with 0% interest free cashback for 12 months and a final payment of £1.99. They were told to insert paella up their anal passages and rightly so. Anyone waiting for this so-called 'big' transfer involving Arsenal today can rest easy. Jeremie Aliadiere is expected to complete a £3m move to Middlesbrough before the day is out. The issue of an Arsenal Anthem has raised its tone deaf, no octave head again and the Online Gooner has a list of suggested songs. Looking at the list of suggested songs I feel it would be better for 60,000 to bray like retarded donkeys than sing any one of them. 'Over the rainbow' by Judy Garland? What the fuck? Do we all get to wear ruby slippers as well? I've said it before, if the club is to have an anthem it needs to happen organically and not be foisted on people. Otherwise it'll just be as embarrassing as that shouting the names back to that eager cunt in the announcer's box. The consensus on the forum was that By Jesus said Paddy should be ressurected and that would make sense. Bridge over troubled water though? Fuck off. Finally for today a big hello to Ian Wright. Hello, Ian Wright Wright Wright. Talk to you all tomorrow.]]>
    450 2007-06-19 09:34:52 2007-06-19 07:34:52 closed open wenger-to-barcelona-lets-all-go-to-barcelona publish 0 0 post 0 1132 http://arsenalfcblog.com/babel-hoyte-playing-for-arsenal-future/ 69.89.27.243 2007-06-20 05:12:59 2007-06-20 03:12:59 1 pingback 0 0
    Vieira, PHW meets Kroenke, a poor old horse http://arseblog.net/2007/06/20/vieira-phw-meets-kroenke-a-poor-old-horse/ Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:13:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/20/vieira-phw-meets-kroenke-a-poor-old-horse/ Paddy V who has been telling the BBC that Arsenal need to sign two or three top class players to show Thierry Henry we mean business and so he'll stay at the club.
    Thierry wants Arsenal to show they want to stay at the top of English football and European football. If that is not the case Thierry will have to ask himself what is the best for him and in the end decide what is best.
    Right so. You know what's funny about our last two captains? All this talk about doing what's best for themselves and very little talk of doing what's best for Arsenal, the club that gave them such a platform for their talents. Maybe, just maybe, Arsene Wenger might sign two or three players and still decide to sell Thierry if he thinks it's the right thing to do for the club. There in lies the difference between the manager and a player earning £100,000+ a week with years left on his contract. Samuel Eto'o can't wait for Henry to arrive in Barcelona blindly believing that the two of them will play together - and here are some pictures of Henry and some model at the event mentioned in that Times article. Vieira also thinks that without Dein Arsene Wenger's future at the club is under doubt. Obviously Dein was the orange glue holding everything together and the rest of the people at Arsenal are such witless simpletons that they simply cannot go on without him. He's right. In fact, I'm considering my future as an Arsenal blogger because of Double-D's departure. Yes, there have been rumours about Barcelona blogs and even a Milan blog but all I can tell you is at the moment I'm an Arsenal blogger. If the club sign two or three top players then they will have satisfied my ambitions as supporter and I will stay because that is the right thing for me to do. Chairman MC P-Diddy to the H-W on the West Syeeeeeeeed met with Satan Kroenke and said:
    It went perfectly well. I hope we will be able to work with him in the future just as we would with any interested people.
    Which is very diplomatic but the right way to go about things with a person who owns a large chunk of the club. You cannot simply ignore the fact and hope he goes away and leaves his shares as a present to an Arsenal supporting orphan who then dies and leaves them back to the club in his will. No doubt the subject of the Orangeman came up and a fuller statement is expected from both parties sometime this week. Jeremie Aliadiere has completed his move to Boro. Good luck to him and his glass knees and glass ankles and glass back and glass bones and glass organs and glass skin and glass limbs and glass torso up there. Many years ago when the old North Bank was being constructed there was this horse and the horse was rather a bit fond of his drink. He would come to work at the site to pull stuff around but often he'd nip off for a swift pint and a chaser in the middle of the day. One evening when everyone had knocked off he realised he'd left his nose bag in work so he stumbled out of the Bank of Friendship, which was known as The Otter's Quim back then, and went back to get it. By the time he got there though the fresh air had made his drunken head even more drunken and he fell into the foundations. The next morning some Irish lads who had been hired for the job laid down the tarmac and nobody ever saw old Norman the Horse again. Until yesterday. Right, see you all tomorrow. We better make one of those signings today or I'm getting my agent to talk to FC Barcelona blog.]]>
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    The Sun is talking out of its Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2007/06/21/the-sun-is-talking-out-of-its-arsenal/ Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:14:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/21/the-sun-is-talking-out-of-its-arsenal/ Sun's story, with real actual quotes, about how Arsene feels frustrated by the club's lack of transfer funds and that he's been let down by the directors. But wait. What's this? The quotes are from a 'friend' of Arsene which is exactly the same method the trashiest celeb gossip rags use when they want to run a completely fictional story. When you see a 'friend' or a 'source close to' you can more or less assume it's complete bollocks. Just because this particular story is less fantastical than the 'Arsene to take over from Rijkaard' (who is now staying at Barcelona) one doesn't make it any less fabricated. The transfer policy of the club has been driven and decided by Arsene Wenger, not the board, and this summer, like every other, the Sun and the Mirror and all the rest are taking advantage of Arsenal's policy not to comment on speculation. In one way it's understandable because there'd be no time for anything else but in another way it's sort of like that theory that if you throw enough shit some of it will stick and some of these stories will become 'fact' amongst fans. It's 100% bollocks, that's all it is. Tell your friends. Freddie Ljungberg is determined to stay and fight for his place in what will be his 10th season at the club. This, I think, is one of the hardest decisions the boss has to make this summer. Being as kind as I can Freddie has contributed very little for the last two seasons but previously had been an important part of our first team. Now the boss has to decide whether or not the last two seasons are an indication of the next two seasons or whether he can find his form again and start scoring goals. Two league goals in two seasons is not a good return by any standards and with Freddie earning in the region of £70,000 a week he's a prime candidate for a move away from the club. As I mentioned previously the club were willing to give him a free transfer so other clubs could use what they would spend on a transfer to make his personal terms more agreeable but we'll just have to wait and see. The Mirror reports that Gilles Grimandi is close to accepting the position of 'Director of Football' at the club. He has been working as a scout for the club since his retirement and is obviously well regarded by Arsene. As well as that he's a relatively young man and he would take no shit from anyone. Can you imagine him negotiating a contract with some player, giving them a sly dig in the side of the head, then acting innocent? I know I can. Also, let's not forget the greatest moment in football history for which we have to thank the Grimster. Former Gunner Ray Parlour could join Leyton Orient. In Spain El Mundo says Thierry Henry is now an 'obsession' for Barcelona, Sport says Thierry has asked to get personally involved in the negotiations, AS says that Barcelona have already agreed terms with the player and will now approach Arsenal (which is rather the wrong way around) while Marca are too busy talking about Schuster taking over from Capello at Madrid to say anything about it at all. Meanwhile José Antonio Reyes could start next season at Arsenal according to his agent. That's if none of the three clubs who are allegedly interested in signing him can agree a deal with Arsenal. Honestly, I think there's more chance of me starting next season up front for Arsenal than José but stranger things have happened. And that is your lot. Until tomorrow my good old friends.]]> 452 2007-06-21 10:14:58 2007-06-21 08:14:58 closed open the-sun-is-talking-out-of-its-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 1133 http://arsenalfcblog.com/jury-still-out-on-babel/ 69.89.27.243 2007-06-21 13:19:34 2007-06-21 11:19:34 1 pingback 0 0 Arseblog meets Peter Marinello http://arseblog.net/2007/06/22/arseblog-meets-peter-marinello/ Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:07:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/22/arseblog-meets-peter-marinello/ competition from Inter Milan. Marca ran a story yesterday, by the mole faced little gimp Balague, saying that Arsenal have stopped producing 'Henry' merchandise like shirts etc. Funnily enough I got an email from somebody who works in the publishing industry last week and they said that they have been told not to include Henry on the cover of any of the official Arsenal books they produce. Of course this is all speculation so we'll have to wait and see what happens. Jeremie Aliadiere is looking forward to playing for Boro and bemoans the lack of opportunities he was given in comparison to Reyes or Robin van Persie. The difference, as I see it, was that both Reyes and van Persie are both very good players who don't get injured when hit by a stiff breeze. Maybe that's just me though. Ian Wright, complete with ridiculously staged 'sad' photo, continues his David Dein propaganda and is concerned that we might get overtaken by Newcastle, Aston Villa and Manchester City. No, really, he said Manchester City. There's no question we need to spend some money but this kind of scaremongering is fucking pathetic. Arsenal have been seeded amongst the top teams for next season's Champions League which means we avoid any of the 'big boys' in the group stages. And that's about that. Time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts On this week's Arsecast, brought to you as always by OleOle.com, there's the usual guff, a player history from The Man in the Bar and I speak to former Gunner Peter Marinello. He joined Arsenal in 1970 for £100,000 and while great things were expected from him it didn't quite work out. Off the pitch his life took some strange turns including being kidnapped in Ghana, arrested for attempted murder, having to buy heroin for his addicted son and facing bankruptcy. Peter Marinello: Fallen IdleHe's got a book out called Fallen Idle: Fighting back from the booze, swindles and drugs that ripped my life apart which you can get from Amazon.co.uk here. Peter very kindly some time out to talk to me yesterday about his time at Arsenal, what went wrong and what he's up to nowadays. My copy of the book has just arrived this morning and these are the kinds of stories worth reading, not some swerve off the road bollocks by some jumped up little twat. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode33.mp3] So that's that. More tomorrow, I suppose!]]> 453 2007-06-22 10:07:27 2007-06-22 08:07:27 closed open arseblog-meets-peter-marinello publish 0 0 post 0 1134 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=654 207.58.151.29 2007-06-22 13:01:37 2007-06-22 11:01:37 1 pingback 0 0 Goodbye Thierry, now let's move on. http://arseblog.net/2007/06/23/goodbye-thierry-now-lets-move-on/ Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:45:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/23/goodbye-thierry-now-lets-move-on/ I’ve never played in Spain and never will. This is my last contract. - Thierry Henry, May 2006 I still have to pass a medical on Monday. But yes, I have chosen Barcelona. I am going to sign there for the next four seasons … for the football they play, their history, their stadium. For Frank Rijkaard, who I grew up watching. - Thierry Henry, June 2007

    Proof, if it were ever needed that what a footballer says one day is completely redundant the next. Like most of you I'm sitting here this morning, hungover and drinking a glass of apple juice that looks like cloudy urine, and trying to get my head around the fact that Thierry Henry has left/is leaving Arsenal.

    Although it's not a surprise this time around it's still a big wrench. This is bigger than Vieira leaving, in my opinion. Henry, at his peak, was probably the best player in the world. Some of the goals he scored were just incredible and it was an absolute pleasure watching him. If I try and choose one game I think the game in which he scored 4 against Leeds sticks out for me. He was just brilliant that night and we're going to miss that Thierry Henry.

    I think £16m is probably a little bit on the cheap side but it's not one English club selling an English player to another. Henry explains his reasons for leaving, after last year's declarations of loyalty, saying:

    David Dein is no longer there and there is no denying the fact this has de-stabilised the team and the manager. Arsene Wenger has said that at this moment he will not commit to the club past the expiration of his current deal, which finishes at the end of this coming season. I respect his decision and honesty but I will be 31 at the end of next season and I cannot take the chance to be there without Arsene Wenger and David Dein.

    While I can understand his worries about Arsene Wenger the idea that Thierry Henry won't play at Arsenal without David Dein is very strange. I think that his close relationship with the Dein family has destabilised him at Arsenal and allowed him to agitate for a move away, with all the trappings that entails, while using the boardroom uncertainty to justify it. I think it's very sad that he's allowed a situation which, beyond the realms of friendship, shouldn't really have concerned him. Ultimately he decided he no longer wanted to be at Arsenal and there's really very little you can do with a player like that - especially when there are lots of potential buyers.

    We probably have to realise that his relationship with Arsene Wenger is not what is once was. There was the incident in December when Thierry's month long injury came about after a row between them. To be fair to him he did the right thing and publicly supported the team although some people suggested his presence on the sidelines and his dancing was more to do with keeping himself in the spotlight. Then there was the injury he picked up against PSV which saw him out for the rest of the season.

    My opinion on this is that Arsene wanted to give him a chance to get fully fit and to work hard to regain the natural fitness he'd always enjoyed previously. It was meant to reignite his hunger for the game. I'm sure he could have played again last season and obviously not enough happened to convince Arsene that was happening. I think we also need to look at Arsene's track record when it comes to letting big players go and he's rarely been wrong in terms of when to allow them to leave.

    He probably feels now is the right time for Thierry to leave both from the club's point of view and from the player's point of view. He might feel that Henry's influence is not what it once was and that he might struggle to get back to the very top of his game where Arsenal fans have always enjoyed him. And speaking of Arsenal fans Henry said:

    I will miss the Arsenal fans dearly, they have supported me through thick and thin. They will always be in my heart, as will all the fans who make the game here so special. I will always have a special bond with Arsenal Football Club.

    And he will. Even though some people might be annoyed at him for leaving and at the reasons why he's leaving the man is our greatest ever goalscorer and has provided us with some incredible football in his eight seasons at the club. Players come and go all the time and Thierry Henry is no different. We have to thank him for good times, not sit around and mope and get on with things because there's a new season to prepare for.

    What the club do now is vital though. You simply cannot let a player of the quality of Thierry Henry leave and not do your utmost to replace him with somebody of similar calibre. Now, we can't get another Henry, he was quite unique, but a signing that signals the club are serious about replacing him is a must. A signing that is little more than potential will not be good enough and will not do Arsene or the board any favours. As much of the £16m as is necessary should go into finding a replacement and if some of whatever we'll get for Reyes needs to be used then that's what should happen as well.

    Or, that money needs to be used to bring in two or three players of top quality who will make the absence of Thierry less of an issue. As it stands though we do need a striker and not long ago on the Arsecast chatting to Goodplaya, GilbertSilver from Gunnerblog and the Man from East Lower we were all of the opinion that we needed a striker anyway. That need is now even more needy. Nicolas Anelka's name has been mentioned and how ironic that would be. Arsenal sell Anelka which funds the Henry transfer and Arsenal then sell Henry which funds the Anelka transfer. It's the circle of life!

    In terms of style of play he's an obvious candidate although he does come with a lot of baggage and will make a section of fans unhappy. If you look at it with non-Arsenal eyes though he's a lightning fast striker with a good eye for goal and probably a lot more grown up now than he was. If we can accept him as just a footballer he might be an option. Around England it's hard to see who else could be in the frame although Newcastle fans will probably be feeling a bit twitchy about Martins and Michael Owen. Trezeguet and Torres are other names that will undoubtedly crop up but at this point we just don't know. All we know is that he's got to be replaced.

    Some people might now start to worry that the 'house of cards' at Arsenal is falling down but I'm not going to perpetuate the doom and gloom when the tabloids and other websites can do that themselves. Will Henry's departure mean a mass exodus of players? I don't think so, why would it? Of course any team is going to miss a guy like Henry and on a personal level too some of them will be disappointed but players themselves know how quickly things change and if Henry is replaced and squad augmented then the initial 'hurt' will pass.

    It will be very interesting to hear from Arsene Wenger and what he has to say about the deal and possibly his own future. He still has a year left on his current contract and despite overtures from Real Madrid he'll honour that at the very least. After that who knows but I can't imagine that he's the kind of man who would sell someone like Thierry Henry one summer then fuck off the next. Will the uncertainty surrounding his future affect the kinds of players he can bring in this summer? Will top players come to Arsenal if they think that Arsene might leave next season? I dunno, I think if a player wants to come to Arsenal he'll come anyway. As I said I think it'll be interesting to hear what Arsene has to say whenever we get a chance to hear something from him.

    We also need a new captain, don't we? For all his greatness on the pitch I think one thing most fans would agree on is that Thierry was never captain material. While it might have been used in an effort to help keep him at the club at the time we really didn't have anyone else to give it to, in fairness. I have no doubt he was very proud to be Arsenal captain but I think he'd even admit himself he wasn't very good at it. Gilberto seems the obvious choice although it wouldn't surprise me a great deal if it went to Cesc, at which point we can only hope the curse that besets post-Adams captains leaves him be.

    So, the end of an era, very much. It's been a blast, Thierry, thanks for the memories. Now, let's move on.

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    Thierry talks but doesn't say what he should have said http://arseblog.net/2007/06/24/thierry-talks-but-doesnt-say-what-he-should-have-said/ Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/24/thierry-talks-but-doesnt-say-what-he-should-have-said/ Thierry gave an interview to Arsenal.com about why he left the club and it's a strange read, I have to say. While I have no doubt his affection for the club and the fans is absolutely genuine the evasiveness and way he doesn't answer some questions leads to me think he's got a career in politics ahead of him. The most difficult parts to read are his alleged reasons for leaving and basically it all boils down to David "Mr" Dein, if you believe that. Thierry claims he told Arsene he was going to stay but then when "Mr" Dein left he had to reconsider his position. Come on, who ever heard of a player leaving a football club because their favourite director was leaving? My take is that Thierry wanted to leave for his own reasons and this became a convenient way of doing it. Like Frank McLintock I think he probably should have been more honest about it and I think that people would have appreciated that a lot more. As I said yesterday even if "Mr" Dein's departure had an influence it's very sad but I think he just fancied a new challenge and Barcelona was too tempting to turn down this time. I think he'd have gone even if "Mr" Dein was still at the club. The Mail reports that Arsene Wenger let him go because he felt he was holding back some of the young players an had become an intimidating presence in the dressing room. There's no question he's got a big personality and as others have pointed out in the past he had senior men like Keown, Adams and Vieira to keep him in check a bit. Without them perhaps he got a bit too forceful. There is probably a hint of truth in this particular story but I don't think that's the main reason he's been let go. There are various reports this morning suggesting that Nicolas Anelka is being lined up as the successor to Henry. In purely footballing terms he'd be a good addition to the squad and whatever reservations people have about him coming back to the club will have to be put to one side. One rumour suggests that Anelka was at the club this week to begin negotiations. We'll wait and see. It's also suggested that a board meeting this week could discuss and decide the future of Arsene Wenger. We'll wait and see on that one too. We certainly can't lose sight of the fact that we need more to add to the squad than a striker though and we have to remember we need to 'add' to the squad, not just replace those who have left. With the Henry money, the Reyes money, whatever little bit of money they can find down the back of the sofa, plus the moneys received from the sales of Muamba, Larsson, Stokes and Aliadiere (and possibly Flamini) the manager has got the resources to make himself busy in the market in the next couple of weeks. In Spain AS have linked us with Fernando Torres but his club are said to be frustrated by the fact he doesn't actually want to leave. I have to say the one thing that has affected me most about this is the fact that Thierry gets to live in a fantastic town like Barcelona and as I sit here looking out my window at the grey skies I have to say I do miss the summer there and the buzz that this would be causing amongst my old football mates. They would be taking the piss out of me and I would be calling them cunts. Heady days, my friends, heady days. And while most Arsenal websites have rightly measured the impact of Henry's departure, one in particular celebrated it. Perhaps unable to forgive Thierry for making him so, so wrong all those years ago. Steve Stammers, a journalist with a good record of Arsenal stuff, talks in the Sunday Mirror about TH's departure. In other news Stewart Robson thinks Adebayor can be the new Drogba and that Jermaine Defoe might be a good replacement for Thierry Henry. There's no way Adebayor can mutate into a hideous fucking beast like Drogba and Defoe is, you know, a bit shit. I'll have some of whatever he's smoking. It's probably just bits of old tire though. The Sunday Mirror links us with Italian U21 star Alberto Aquilani. He plays for Roma. I don't know any more about him than that. And that's it really. The debate goes on and on and will continue to do so. In the meantime I'm going to have me some breakfast and get the Sunday papers. Have a good one.]]> 455 2007-06-24 11:00:11 2007-06-24 09:00:11 closed open thierry-talks-but-doesnt-say-what-he-should-have-said publish 0 0 post 0 Time to spread the goals around as the papers talk crap http://arseblog.net/2007/06/25/time-to-spread-the-goals-around/ Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:17:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/25/time-to-spread-the-goals-around/ million names out there. There is no 'war' in the boardroom and the bottom line is that Arsene makes all the football decisions. In fact, any Anelka return would have been impossible had Dein been at the club because of the strained relationship between the former vice-Chairman and the Anelka family. Secondly, talk of Arsenal's dressing room being in 'chaos' because of Henry's parting comments are, of course, ridiculous. The majority of the players are still on their summer holidays for a start. Thierry is in Spain today, as I'm sure you all know already, and he'll be presented to the fans after a medical which I'm sure he'll pass with no problems. The press conference will take place in the Paris suite at the Camp Nou, named after Barcelona's Champions League win last May. Did that bring your breakfast up? Bob Wilson talks, very sensibly I think, about the situation and describes it as a 'mini crisis', which is reasonable enough. Have a listen (Real Player reqd). I hope we'll hear from Arsene at some point today and that will hopefully give us a better feel as to why this has all happened. Like everyone with any sense has pointed out - Arsene would not have sanctioned the sale of Thierry Henry if he didn't want him to leave the club. He had three years on his contract and Arsenal had a strong hand. He obviously feels the time is right and I'm reminded of a bit in Tony Adams' biography when he talks about Ian Wright and how reliant they were on him for goals. He felt it was to the detriment of the team and maybe Arsene thinks we are overly reliant on Thierry's goals, especially after a fallow period this season when we struggled, as a team, to score. Perhaps doing away with this reliance on one player to get your goals will allow other players to take on the burden a bit. How will Robin van Persie and Emmanuel Adebayor cope with the extra responsibility? They have to grow up some time and are now no longer in the shadows of a great striker but have the chance to become great strikers themselves. We're most unlikely to find anyone to get us 30 goals in one season but if whoever we bring in gets 15, van Persie can easily get 15, Adebayor can get 15, the midfield can contribute more and in that way the absence of one player doesn't affect the team as much as Thierry's absence affected us when he was out. Anyway, it's going to be interesting to hear what the boss has to say. Some people might say this is the beginning of the end for Arsenal but to be honest I'm a little bit excited about the future. He has, more or less, dismantled the Invincibles side and this is now going to be his new project. The era of Bergkamp, Vieira, Pires and Henry is certainly over and it's time now for this group to shake off the shackles and show what they're made of. Add some decent signings to the mix and things could all look very different in a couple of weeks. In other news Satan Kroenke has requested a meeting with Danny Fiszman, according to the Telegraph. And that's about all the other news there is which is no surprise as the Henry story still dominates. Are you going to watch Henry being presented as a Barcelona player? I'm not, simply because my overriding feeling in this whole thing is jealousy that he gets to enjoy the sunshine. I mean, how odd is that? Arsenal loses its greatest ever player and I'm most upset because he gets to go to the beach while I'm considering hiring someone to paint a sunny scene on my windows. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go hire someone to paint a sunny scene on my windows.]]> 456 2007-06-25 10:17:32 2007-06-25 08:17:32 closed open time-to-spread-the-goals-around publish 0 0 post 0 1139 http://arsenalfcblog.com/henrys-exit-to-give-arsenal-a-fresh-start/ 69.89.27.243 2007-06-25 14:42:09 2007-06-25 12:42:09 1 pingback 0 0 Arsene has NOT demanded Dein's return http://arseblog.net/2007/06/26/arsene-has-not-demanded-deins-return/ Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:36:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/26/arsene-has-not-demanded-deins-return/ confirmed on Arsenal.com and Arsene Wenger wished him all the best, thanks for the memories and rightly highlighted his amazing contribution down the years. Over in sunny, warm, summery Barcelona Thierry went on with all the usual waffle a player who joins a new club goes on with but spoke about how he hopes Arsene stays at Arsenal, saying:
    I will like him to stay there because it is important for the club.
    And here, I suppose, is where we have to consign Thierry to the history books and not keep going on about him because he's not an Arsenal player any more and I'm fucked if I'm going to keep writing about some Barcelona player! Ian Wright used his radio show on TalkShite to ensure it was hammed up, saying:
    I feel sorry for the fans because now they have just got a deflated feeling about them, I've seen them wearing black armbands.
    Black armbands? Really? Did Thierry die and somehow someone who looks just like him has taken over his life and moved to Barcelona instead? Black armbands...pffff. There's nothing like a bit of melodrama and Wrighty made sure to big up his old mate Double-D at the same time. Reports yesterday that Arsene had demanded the return of Dein or he would quit are, as I'm sure most of you realise, complete and utter rubbish. I can't begin to tell you how false they are. They're as false as John Travolta's hair. As false as Tom Cruise kissing Katie Holmes. As false as something that doesn't involve Scientologists (who could use their magic powers to get me) but still very false nonetheless. The story is one of two things. 1 - Completely invented by a michevious journo 2 - Fed to a gullible journo by someone with an agenda Either way I can categorically assure you that Wenger has made no such demands. According to one Arseblogger who rang the club yesterday Arsene is taking a few days holiday in France at the moment so reports of him holding a press conference are wide of the mark again. We'll hear from him in due course. One man linked as a replacement for Henry was David Trezeguet but thankfully he's signed a new deal at Juventus. Another is Carlos Tevez and the idea of Arsenal excites him. He says:
    I know people are now talking about Arsenal and obviously that is something I am excited about. It’s another big club and the good thing is I wouldn’t have to move out of London. I also already know English football and I like it. Arsenal’s style is more technical than physical so I could fit in no problem.
    He's away with Argentina at the Copa America and no doubt we'll have a scout or two over there anyway. Could he do a job at Arsenal? I think he probably could but the situation regarding his ownership could complicate things. And that's it. The Is are dotted and the Ts are crossed and now we have to get on with things. And the sun has just come out here. Yay! Oh, it's gone again. Still, the future's not so grey after all.]]>
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    PHW on Thierry's 'excuse' and Arsene's future http://arseblog.net/2007/06/27/phw-on-thierrys-excuse-and-arsenes-future/ Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:05:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/27/phw-on-thierrys-excuse-and-arsenes-future/ He says:
    I am really hopeful Arsene will extend, but at this moment I am only in a position of hoping. I've no reason to think he won't - but at the same time I have no reason to believe he will say yes. We would like to see him sign a new contract and have made no secret about that. I am very relaxed.
    No doubt this will spark another series of 'crisis' stories but there's really not more to it, is there? They want him to stay, haven't yet had a chance to speak to him and the rest of the board about it and that's about it. We know from past experience that Arsene generally waits until his contract is almost up before he renews so there's no real drama but this time around perhaps the circumstances are a little bit different. There's the whole Dein situation and the fact we've just lost Thierry Henry. As well as that, as I've mentioned before, it might affect the chances of bringing in players this summer if they're unsure of the manager's position. In the Sun's version of this story they quote a 'life long' friend of Wenger, Max Hild, who says:
    Arsene has always told me he would finish his career with Arsenal. The only way he’d leave would be if Arsenal wanted him to and that can’t be imagined.
    However, we just have to wait for Arsene and the board to sit down over a cup of tea and a plate of custard cremes and thrash the whole thing out to everyone's satisfaction. Certainly, in my opinion, he's not behaving any way which does anything but make you think his long term future is at Arsenal. Frank McLintock and Bob Wilson give their reactions to Thierry's departure in the Guardian. Interesting. Also interesting is a snippet from El Pais, a well regarded Spanish newspaper, who reported:
    One afternoon in April, Ferran Soriano, vice-president of Barcelona, received a phone call. It was Darren Dein, son of the ex Arsenal vice-chairman and Thierry Henry's personal advisor. "Are you still interested in Henry? I believe there's still a possibility...", he said.
    Lovely. Make of that what you will. In other news Ryan Babel says he's going to stay at Ajax for one more year before he joins Arsenal. He's a confident little fucker, isn't he? We're also keeping tabs on a Nigerian fella playing in Norway called Chinedu Ogbuke. He had trials at Portsmouth or something. Another Frenchman on the way out of Arsenal is Mathieu Flamini with Birmingham said to be interested. His advisor says:
    Mathieu is in talks with several clubs and will soon be making his decision.
    We wait with bated breath, so we do. While I do understand his reasons for leaving I have to say I've always quite liked him and would much prefer to have him in the squad that Alex Song. Arsenal Shorts claims to have Wenger's shopping list. They seem to have forgotten the custard cremes though. You can't forget the custard cremes. You lose all credibility that way. Tevez, check. Obscure winger, check. Custard cremes, check. Now, time for breakfast. Yes, you've guessed it a cup of tea and a bacon sandwich.]]>
    458 2007-06-27 10:05:10 2007-06-27 08:05:10 closed open phw-on-thierrys-excuse-and-arsenes-future publish 0 0 post 0 1140 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=661 207.58.151.29 2007-06-27 12:31:04 2007-06-27 10:31:04 1 pingback 0 0
    Martins - Wenger - Eto'o - Anelka - and stuff http://arseblog.net/2007/06/28/martins-wenger-etoo-anelka-and-stuff/ Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:05:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/28/martins-wenger-etoo-anelka-and-stuff/ £13m for Obafemi Martins. He's got a buy out clause in his contract which Newcastle can't do anything about. The allegedly 22 year old had a good season last time around in the North East and Arsenal fans will remember him during Inter's 3-0 win at Highbury. However, there are complications. Just last week Martins alleged that somebody tried to kill him when he was at home in Nigeria and I was listening to the radio here last night and they had what I can only assume was a Nigerian football expert on the show. His life and behaviour all sounds a little bit crazy, I have to say. He's obviously got some talent but this signing would make me rather uneasy, at least until he proved himself not to be a complete lunatic. Didn't he fail to turn up for one of Newcastle's final games last season? That's a bit cunty. Also on the radio last night was French journalist Xavier Rivoire (thanks to Haz for the spelling and Richard for the info) who claimed to have spoken to Arsene Wenger in the last couple of days. His take on the whole situation was that Wenger would stay long term and sign a new deal, Anelka is a definite target but Manchester United are after him too, and most curious of all was the claim that Samuel Eto'o is open to a move to London to either Arsenal or Chelsea but the price will determine Arsenal's interest. Reports in Spain say Milan are after Drogba in which case Chelsea will buy Eto'o. Or something. Chelsea have also made a bit for Malouda, which is good. More on Henry's orange-fuelled move to Barcelona, if you're interested. Freddie Ljungberg's agent has again insisted the player intends to stay at Arsenal. That's twice in a couple of weeks now. I suppose the natural progression is for him to sign for Barcelona and say that since the old janitor left the place hasn't been the same and Arsenal has changed and if only the janitor had stayed everything would have been so different. And that's about it really. I'm off to record a farewell tribute to Thierry Arsecast which will feature The Man in the Bar sobbing for three minutes, sixteen seconds, me bawling for 20 minutes, Adebayor weeping like a gentle guitar and other tear related activities all based around a Leonard Cohen soundtrack.]]> 459 2007-06-28 10:05:47 2007-06-28 08:05:47 closed open martins-wenger-etoo-anelka-and-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 Wenger and Gilles - Arsecast 34 out now http://arseblog.net/2007/06/29/wenger-and-gilles-arsecast-34-out-now/ Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:52:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/29/wenger-and-gilles-arsecast-34-out-now/ Sam Allardyce has been fretting about the release clauses his two main strikers have. £13m for Martins and £9m for Owen. They're not very good at this negotiating contracts thing up there, are they? This morning's Sun says United are after Michael Owen which might mean their interesting in Nicholas Anelka has cooled. Bakary Sagna appears larger and larger on the radar even though he's nominally a right back and we already have two of them (three if you count Gilbert) and both of them have extended their contracts recently. We know the boss has turned midfielders into defenders and defenders into midfielders. Perhaps he sees this guy as a right sided midfielder rather than a full back? Carlos Tevez, a player Arsene has admired publicly, has turned down Inter Milan. He'd be a good addition to the squad, I think, but as mentioned previously his situation is complicated. The bloke who owns him is an Arsenal fan though. £16.5m for Darren Bent? Ludicrous, ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. And people wonder why Arsene rarely buys English. Now, to the Arsecast. Arsecasts This week in the Arsecast, brought to as always by OleOle.com (who have lots of Copa America coverage if you're looking for a football fix), features a blogchat with Amy Lawrence in which we talk about Thierry Henry, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a new educational feature and an old friend returns. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode34.mp3] And that's your lot my Arseloving friends. Until tomorrow.]]> 460 2007-06-29 09:52:17 2007-06-29 07:52:17 closed open wenger-and-gilles-arsecast-34-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Torres deal could mean cash for Reyes http://arseblog.net/2007/06/30/torres-deal-could-mean-cash-for-reyes/ Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:03:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/06/30/torres-deal-could-mean-cash-for-reyes/ 461 2007-06-30 11:03:01 2007-06-30 09:03:01 closed open torres-deal-could-mean-cash-for-reyes publish 0 0 post 0 1141 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=664 207.58.151.29 2007-06-30 13:57:55 2007-06-30 11:57:55 1 pingback 0 0 1142 http://arsenalist.com/2007/07/01/sagna-signing-drogba-for-henry-reyes-reyes-go-away/ 72.232.131.9 2007-07-01 09:52:06 2007-07-01 07:52:06 1 pingback 0 0 Eto'o for £20m and other Sunday stuff http://arseblog.net/2007/07/01/etoo-for-20m-and-other-sunday-stuff/ Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:14:25 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/01/etoo-for-20m-and-other-sunday-stuff/ £20m move for Samuel Eto'o in a rather speculative article. You would have thought that some kind of swap deal would have been done if we were serious about Eto'o but there are still whispers that suggest we shouldn't totally rule this one out just yet. The News of the World says we're after Carlos Tevez and if the Argentinian decides to stay in England it's between us and Man United for his signature. They say we want him on a year's loan though which is not something I'd be too keen on, I have to say. Sven Goran Eriksson wants Nicolas Anelka at Man City. He also wants his touchline seat to be a 6 foot high throne with the words 'Touch me' on it. Allegedly. Florent Malouda, long linked with us, has decided he wants to join Chelsea and has held talks with Jose Mourinho about it. Mourinho will, of course, deny all contact with him and will insist he was in Madrid talking to Raul, or something. Via A cultured left foot comes this poll from William Gallas' official site. Fuck me... And that's about that. I know people are all a bit stressed at the moment because Thierry's gone and we still haven't signed anyone and Sp*rs are splashing cash around like Loadsamoney but there's still lots of time. All I can say, having given it careful consideration, is that it is now truly time to panic. I suggest that when you finish reading this blog you run around waving your hands in the air and shrieking in a high pitched voice until we make some signings. In fact, we should mobilise a whole group of fans to do this outside the the Grove and the glass shattering screams would spark the club into life and they'd get busy in the transfer market. I don't see what else we can do, can you?]]> 462 2007-07-01 10:14:25 2007-07-01 08:14:25 closed open etoo-for-20m-and-other-sunday-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 1147 http://soccerlens.com/what-do-you-remember-most-about-gallas-first-season-at-arsenal/2243/ 64.62.209.10 2007-07-02 11:57:16 2007-07-02 09:57:16 1 pingback 0 0 Monday morning waffle http://arseblog.net/2007/07/02/monday-morning-waffle/ Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:35:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/02/monday-morning-waffle/ Arturo Lupoli's move to Fiorentina news there's nothing doing at all and we've known about this for months. I did quite like this though on the official site:
    Arsenal supporters may have seen this transfer being announced in the media for some time. However, Arsenal.com would like to reiterate that Arsenal Football Club only communicates transfers when they are completed.
    Perhaps that's a vague response to all the people with ants in their pants at the moment. It is worth remembering though. People who bemoan the silence at the club and take it to mean everyone's sitting around in their underpants and eating watercress sandwiches should remember it has always been like that. The club has never responded to speculation about players coming in (although we did get a few 'This story about me transferring to Real Madrid/Barcelona is an outrageous lie. I've hardly had any contact at all with them apart from a series of meetings over dinner - which was delicious, I must say - and I am fully committed to Arsenal FC' in recent seasons) and I don't think they're going to change now. Is football's most hideous cunt, Didier Drogba, writing us off for next season because we sold Thierry news? Perhaps it is. I quite like when people write us off, I have to say. I especially like when cunts like Drogba write us off because it makes things all the more enjoyable when we prove them wrong. Of course we'll have a hard time proving them wrong unless we make SIGNINGS. Delicious, crunchy signings. No doubt the bleating will start again as the press go mad over United signing the English Flamini but I remain patient and clam. Or calm. I think. You know who'd be good? That Drenthe fella that's been playing for the Dutch U21s. Slap him on the left hand side and move Rosicky over to the right, bring in an Anelka or McCarthy or Martins up front (or someone) and possibly a central midfielder and we're all set I reckon. The new signings would adapt very quickly because of the awesome power and uncontested leadership qualities of William Gallas so there are no worries there. Anyway, it's just me waffling but in a world of Maloudas, where the average winger can command massive prices, this Drenthe bloke looks like he'd be worth a go. Fast, funny hair and full of tricks like David Blaine's scrotum. What the F?! So that's about that. Seriously speaking though things should start picking up on the news front in the days to come. The boys will be back for pre-season soon enough, Arsene's batteries should be somewhat recharged after his well earned break and the club have finished scouring down the back of the sofa to add a couple of quid to the £16m we got for Thierry so Arsene can go out and buy a player or two. It's all good. Update: Classic Arsene. A signing out of nothing. Eduardo da Silva joins from Dinamo Zagreb for the usual undisclosed fee. Thoughts tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal out for Silva-ware http://arseblog.net/2007/07/03/arsenal-out-for-silva-ware/ Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:52:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/03/arsenal-out-for-silva-ware/ Eduardo da Silva joins on the usual terms, a long term contract for an undisclosed fee. Despite reports suggesting the fee might be the whole £16m we got for Thierry Henry I'm told it's closer to £7.8m which is still a fair chunk of money. Eduardo da Silva joins ArsenalSo, what do we know about him?
    1. His goalscoring record is very good. 83 goals in 119 first team games in his career
    2. He's got 7 goals in 12 internationals from Croatia
    3. He is nicknamed 'Dudu' which is scatalogically amusing
    4. He was born in Brazil but moved to Croatia at age 15. Already he has been labelled 'Crozillian' which sounds awesome.
    5. He is left footed
    6. He likes toasted cheese sandwiches from Breville sandwich makers
    Well, we don't really know that last one but who doesn't like toasted cheese sandwiches from a Breville sandwich maker? Only those in league with Satan, that's who. Here's a YouTube link to his 34 goals in 32 games last season for Dinamo Zagreb and his finishing and arriving into the box late puts me in mind of Robert Pires (not that I'm trying to raise people's expectations here but it does). And here's an article from last month in the Guardian about him. The player says:
    I am excited and happy at the same time, also very proud that I am going to play in such a big club. Every football player wants to play for Barcelona, Real, Manchester United or Arsenal one day and so do I.
    Excellent, just what you'd expect him to say. Personally I think this could be a very good signing indeed. The reaction yesterday was quite amusing, I thought. Reading around the blogs once people had got over the excitement of us actually making a signing then people's opinions were quite mixed. Yes, it's a big step up in quality from the Croatian league to the Premiership but he's already been called 'special', and not in a window licking way, by Croatia coach Slaven Bilic who was fullsome in his praise of our new boy. However, his goalscoring record and the way he scores his goals is very promising indeed. The idea that Arsenal NEED a big money signing to make some kind of statement or to keep certain sections of fans happy is just ridiculous. What we need are players who can come in and do a job straight away whether they cost £1m or £20m and despite all the evidence to the contrary there are still people who think that big money transfer = big success. It just shows that even though some people are accusing the club of doing nothing there's a lot going on behind the scenes that we don't know about. Here's hoping there's more going on we don't know about. More stuff like this. Anyway, the proof is in the pudding so we shall have to wait to see him in an Arsenal shirt before we make our first real judgement of the player so until then let's just welcome him to the best football club in the galaxy and hope that Arsene has unearthed another gem. He's due one, in fairness. The Chairman, PH-on the down low-Wicky, wicky, wild wild West, spoke about the transfer and hinted there might be further purchases, saying:
    As always with Arsene there is a lot of work going on behind the scenes.
    More good news yesterday came from Cesc's agent who dismissed the interest of Real Madrid and Barcelona in the player and said he was looking forward to the new season. He also hinted at more transfer activity, saying:
    Arsenal are going to buy a lot of good players and they are going to be a major team both in the Premier League and Champions League. Without Thierry, Cesc is one of the best players at Arsenal and this is fine for him, he is happy with the responsibility.
    Splendid. More players. More Cescy goodness. What a morning. Various reports in the broadsheets suggest Arsene Wenger is set to sign Bakary Sagna, the right back we don't need, so we'll either sign someone else entirely or there's a plan about where to play this lad. As well as that some papers are saying that doesn't signal the end of our attacking purchases with Martins and Anelka still on the radar but we shall have to wait and see what happens there. So, the curious way of the Arsenal strikes again. Never one to do things the conventional way I expect our next signing to be announced by Arsene Wenger wearing comedy Groucho Marx glasses and 'tache from an Italian restaurant with red and white checked tablecloths and drinking a carafe of house red. Makes sense, doesn't it?]]>
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    Da Silva - Cesc - Wenger's new deal and more... http://arseblog.net/2007/07/04/da-silva-cesc-wengers-new-deal-and-more/ Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:26:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/04/da-silva-cesc-wengers-new-deal-and-more/ formally announced the signing of Eduardo da Silva with Arsene Wenger saying:
    We are delighted to have signed Eduardo Da Silva. He has great qualities and will integrate very well into our style of football. He is a very good finisher and although he is predominantly a striker, he is a very adaptable player.
    Da Silva with an Arsenal shirtAnd I for one would like to welcome our new left back. The player himself was full of the usual waffle a player who joins a club comes out with and you can read an interview with him about how the transfer came about and all that stuff here. He will wear the number 9 shirt which has been worn with such distinction in recent years by José Antonio Reyes, Julio Baptista and, erm, Francis Jeffers. Here's hoping he fares better than those lads with the quite obviously cursed number. Not keen on that new Premiership lettering either but no doubt we'll get used to it. Croatia coach Slaven Bilic and former Gunner Davor Suker both reckon he's got what it takes to make it at Arsenal. Bilic says:
    He's going to be amazing for Arsenal. He's very young and very quick. He's a goalscorer but his game does not just depend on scoring goals. He's a team player and he opens up space for others.
    No doubt he'll have to pop back over to Croatia and pick up Playstation and B52s albums (he's a massive fan) and then he'll be back at the club for pre-season training. Good stuff. The club also officially announced the signing of 17 year defender Harvard Nordtveit again on a long term deal for an undisclosed fee, but then we've known about that for weeks now. I can confirm the fee was around €2m and he's signed for three hundred years. The deal is so long term that his children will sign for Arsenal at birth. After hearing from Cesc's agent yesterday about how he (Cesc) was looking forward to the new season we heard from the player himself. Talking about how much of a success he thinks Thierry is going to be at Barcelona he spoke about his future, saying:
    The summer is now over for me. I am going back to pre-season training very soon at Arsenal. My team. I am staying in London.
    Awww, I love that little guy. His team is like my team! Sometimes players need something like the departure of a big player like Henry to move up a gear themselves and take more responsibility. I expect that to happen with Cesc and the likes of Robin van Persie as their importance to the team grows. The Sun is reporting that Arsenal have offered Arsene Wenger a new 4 year deal worth £75,000 a week and they want him to sign it by the end of the week. They also say we're still after Obafemi Martins but are battling with Juventus for his signature. They also probably have some pictures of boobs. Still, a new deal for the boss would provide the stability that's needed at this moment and deprive some journos of their current favourite Arsenal story. Paul Merson, he really makes me laugh when he's on Sky, but he's such a negative Nancy. He talks about being worried about Arsenal and while I can see where he's coming from his natural pessimism shines through in this article. Bakary Sagna has pleaded with Auxerre to let him move and Arsenal is his 'dream' apparently. He's a strange talking guy. He says "Auxerre directors ask for a lot of money, I am not lucky. It is capital for my future". Quite. Still haven't figured out how he fits into the plans, if he genuinely is a target, but we'll wait and see. And that's about that. I was going to mention Jeremie Aliadiere and his comedy accent but who are we to question the wisdom of Gareth Soutgate. Finally, a happy 4th of July to all our American readers. Remember, if you light a firework and it doesn't go off you have to nudge it along the ground with your nose to make it work again! Until tomorrow, Arsefans.]]>
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    Stan Kranky at Arsenal demands. Boo hoo for him. http://arseblog.net/2007/07/05/stan-kranky-at-arsenal-demands-boo-hoo-for-him/ Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:31:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/05/stan-kranky-at-arsenal-demands-boo-hoo-for-him/ Telegraph's story about how relations between Arsenal and Satan Kroenke are at 'a new low'. To be honest I'd have thought the old low, brought about by Kroenke trying to buy the club and Tango the rest of the board, was quite enough to be going on with but it seems not. Apparently the marketing agreement between Arsenal and the Colorado Rapids remains unsigned. Here's my suggestion. Tell the Colorado Rapids to go fuck themselves because, frankly, nobody gives a fucking shit about them and every time we see a story on .con about them it's a little bit embarrassing given the circumstances. Plus they're fucking rubbish. As well as that Kroenke's commitment to buy half of ITV's stake in Arsenal's broadband venture seems not to have been honoured. The article says that the unhappiness comes from Arsenal's desire for him to sign a 'lockdown' agreement for a year and Kroenke's not into that. I'd suggest that it's not unwise for the club to try and keep him where they can see him given the way he tried to buy up the club the last time and if there was any way they could get rid of him then all the better. Can't see that happening though, unfortunately, so in the meantime we just have to cope with the uncertainty his presence, and that of Double-D lurking in the background in his Speedos having just stepped off his sunbed, brings. Better news though is the club's confidence that Arsene Wenger will sign a new deal. The Guardian reports that no successor has even been discussed as they're sure AW will sign on again. We haven't yet heard anything from Arsene bar soundbites (Henry leaving, da Silva arriving) so it'll be interesting to hear what he has to say when he's speaking normally. The lads were back for pre-season training yesterday and the first pre-season friendly is in just 9 days. Excellent. Some pics of the training on Arsenal.com. Freddie Ljungberg was yesterday linked with an €8m move to Fiorentina but again his agent has reiterated his desire to stay at Arsenal. Given how quick we are to castigate players for not being loyal then it seems rather churlish that some people are criticising Freddie for his loyalty. As a squad player, and if he stays fit, then I'm sure he's got something to offer next season although €8m and £70,000 off the wage bill would be a good move for the club. Five youngsters have been handed professional deals by the club. They are Nacer Barazite (Dutch forward), Rui Fonte (Portuguese forward), Jay Simpson (English forward and scorer of the first ever hat-trick at the Grove), Paul Rodgers (English defender) and Wojciech Szczesny (Polish goalkeeper). Good luck to them all. The Mirror reports that Man United are after supposed Arsenal target Carlos Tevez at £20m while the Sun reports that Man United have to sell in order to buy any more players. The wonderful world of transfer rumours. And that's yer lot. More, including what could be a short Arsecast, tomorrow.]]> 466 2007-07-05 09:31:07 2007-07-05 07:31:07 closed open stan-kranky-at-arsenal-demands-boo-hoo-for-him publish 0 0 post 0 1148 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=670 207.58.151.29 2007-07-05 10:48:57 2007-07-05 08:48:57 1 pingback 0 0 Arsenal deny Madrid nonsense - Arsecast 35 out now! http://arseblog.net/2007/07/06/arsenal-deny-madrid-nonsense-arsecast-35-out-now/ Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:45:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/06/arsenal-deny-madrid-nonsense-arsecast-35-out-now/ It is completely untrue. Arsene Wenger has not had talks with Real Madrid and is committed to Arsenal Football Club. Now, he might well have been talking to Real Madrid but it was probably about José Antonio Reyes, not the manager's job. Still, Calderon has to make it look as if he's tried everything before giving the job to someone else. Honestly, it's such a poisoned chalice at that club. Vincente del Bosque did great things and won the Champions League the season he was sacked. Capello won the league and got sacked. Just make sure you don't raise the expecation levels too high, Ramon. As well as that he's currently under investigation due to the scandal over the postal votes which were not counted when the Presidential election took place last year. A key witness said he saw postal votes being tampered with. That key witness is now on the board of Real Madrid. Classic. AS report that Reyes is in London trying to sort out his future with Arsenal. Real Madrid and Sevilla are said to be interested and they say Arsenal would accept €10m for him despite looking for €14m not so long ago. Real only want to spend €7m and will do everything in their sneaky, tricky power to lower the price with Calderon giving fresh hope to the player saying he could be an important part of Real's future. José is in Arsene's office, going: "Por Favooooooooooooooooooooooor" and Arsene Wenger is all like "Whatever" and he's like "Mister, pooooooor favooooooooooorrrrrrrr" and the boss is like "Don't be up in my grill, bitch". Sevilla should have plenty of money to buy him after their sales in recent years, their European exploits and the fact they'll have Champions League football. We'll just take Dani Alves as part of the deal. Lovely. Nice doing business with you. Carlos Tevez and Man United? Well, Tevez would be nice and the idea of him going to United is a bit scary but his ownership situation is complicated to say the least. Reports this morning say that United will pay Kia Jorbachian £6m to 'loan' Tevez to them for the season. They then have to pay Tevez £100,000 per week which, for one season, works out at over £10m for a player you don't own and can't sell. The Premier League are saying that West Ham must be the ones to receive a transfer fee but I doubt, if the deal goes through, they'll see a penny of it. Plus I think we might be in the market for a striker still. It's just a feeling but I'm wondering if Arsene doesn't see Eduardo da Silva as more of a replacement for Pires, to provide the goals from midfield we missed so much, while still bringing in a striker like Anelka or Martins. Anyway, thoughts on that in the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com who have great coverage of the Copa America at the moment, you'll find me waffling, the Man in the Bar with his guff, more from David O'Leary and that's about it. No blogchat this week so it's a slightly shorter 'cast. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (11.5mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode35.mp3] And that's the end of that chapter. More tomorrow.]]> 467 2007-07-06 09:45:21 2007-07-06 07:45:21 closed open arsenal-deny-madrid-nonsense-arsecast-35-out-now publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Saturday guff http://arseblog.net/2007/07/07/saturday-guff/ Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:11:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/07/saturday-guff/ official squad numbers, I suppose. The only ones we didn't know previously were Fabianski and Bendtner who will wear 21 and 26 respectively. Eduardo has 9 and apart from that there's no changes. The Madrid press are trying to stir up a Cesc to Real story but his agent has shot that down quite quickly. However, he does say 'This is football and you never know what can happen', in the middle of it so expect that one small piece to be picked up and run under headlines like 'Agent leaves door open for Fabregas' Real deal'. They seem to be more keen on Kaka at the moment though so it'll be Milan who have to suffer to daily torture of the Spanish football daily. There were rumours that Mathieu Flamini might stay at the club having decided he'd now be ok with playing at full back. Erm, great. I think he's a decent squad player and our squad is looking fairly thin at this moment in time. We can't really afford to let anyone else, apart from Alex Song, go and if the Flamster wants to stay that's fine with me. He can provide cover for both full back positions and midfield. Gilberto is a bit cross with Didier Drogba. He told The Sun:
    So Drogba said we are out of the title race, did he? Let's wait and see what happens. He might find himself on the wrong end of a slap in the face as he's going to his parked car. Guy talks to much, see, and guys with mouths as big as that might as well have a neon sign saying 'punch me'. He's got a mouth so big it'd make a bishop kick a hole in the altar boys training academy window.
    He then lit a pipe, took a hit from a pint bottle of bourbon, put his feet up on the desk and opened his mail. And that, my good old friends, is about all there is to say this morning.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/07/08/sunday-round-up-20/ Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:55:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/08/sunday-round-up-20/ Bakary Sagna (sag-na, sanya, which is it?) will sign this week and provide cover for the back four and those who will be going to the ACN this season. As I keep saying it seems an odd one to buy a right back when we have two who have just signed long term deals but such is the way of Arsene. Jose Antonio Reyes' agent has made it clear that his client doesn't want to come back to London and said that negotiations are underway with Madrid:
    Arsenal are not asking for 20 million euros but they are asking for a reasonable fee in accordance with what they paid to Sevilla. The negotiations are on the table.
    And let's hope it's not too difficult to work something out. We definitely need to replace Reyes in the squad, even Arsene admitted to missing his pace and wing play last season, so hopefully he's got some targets in mind. Marca is reporting that Arsene Wenger will only consider selling Cesc if Robinho is thrown is as part of the deal. It seems Madrid are going to make an offer of around €40m for Cesc and Reyes. They can shove their €40m up their holes if you ask me. Give us €10m for Reyes and then piss off. Jeremie Aliadiere has again complained about his treatment by Arsene Wenger. He really ought to shut up now. To many Arsenal fans he got more than enough chances and never took them. If he gets 10 goals for Boro I'll be surprised. And there's not much more to tell you this morning so I shall wish you a happy Sunday and be on my merry way. Till tomorrow.]]>
    469 2007-07-08 09:55:08 2007-07-08 07:55:08 closed open sunday-round-up-20 publish 0 0 post 0
    Gallas needs to shut up. Again. http://arseblog.net/2007/07/09/gallas-needs-to-shut-up-again/ Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:41:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/09/gallas-needs-to-shut-up-again/ speaking to his own website about the season ahead. This is what he had to say:
    What is sure, it is that several players are questioning club’s future. Around us, all the teams are recruiting but what is planned to compensate for the departure of Henry? I will have a discussion with Arsène Wenger and board members to know the objectives of the club this season and what they wish to set up to build an even more competitive team.
    Now, let me first say that I believe the club needs to sign more players. We need to improve, we need to bring in fresh faces and fresh legs in order to be competitive in the league again. There's absolutely no question about it in my mind or indee, I would imagine, in your mind either. We've lost Henry, brought in Eduardo but that still doesn't address the issues we had last season nor does it do enough to make us real challengers for the league. Yet. However, comments by someone like Gallas saying that players are questioning the club's future are unnecessary, damaging and are of no benefit to anyone whatsoever. They serve only to further the agenda of William Gallas. Now, I quite understand the fact he wants to play in a team which is going to challenge for silverware but at the end of the day he's being paid a lot of money by Arsenal Football Club, he's a senior player (based on his age and experience) and with that comes a certain amount of responsibility. There are things that do not need to be said in public, especially as, by his own admission, he still hasn't spoken to Arsene Wenger (and I can't imagine Gallas rounding up the rest of the board so they have to listen him) about his plans for the season ahead. If this is the kind of 'uncontested leadership' he's capable of then he needs to think again. Comments like these make nice headlines but don't do much else but cause problems. If we'd gotten to August 31st without signing anyone else, without making ourselves better and stronger then I would have no complaints whatsoever if Gallas, or any other player, wanted to have a bit of a moan about the state of the squad. There wouldn't be a fan out there who would disagree with them, I don't think. Once again though it's just another round of Gallas' patented bleating and it is tremendously tiresome, in my opinion. I really, really wish he'd just shut up. In other news Liverpool are closing in on Ryan Babel, a long rumoured target for us, while Chelsea appear to have won the race to sign Florent Malouda. Can't say I'm particularly bothered either way, especially about Malouda who's never done it for me and definitely not at that kind of price. For those of you waiting for confirmation of the live TV games for the season ahead there's a list here which covers the start of the season until the end of November. We're not on TV until September 2nd when we play Portsmouth at home. I did like the way that Arsenal's decision not to assign the number 14 jersey to anyone this season was picked up on by a couple of websites as if we were going to retire the number. I think it's simply a matter of not giving the pressure of following in Henry's footsteps to anyone and it will be used in the future the same way that 5 and 6 and 10 have been. Our first pre-season game takes place this Saturday against Barnet so we shoul start getting back into the swing of things then and hopefully we'll hear from Arsene this week as well. Right then, breakfast time. More tomorrow.]]>
    470 2007-07-09 09:41:24 2007-07-09 07:41:24 closed open gallas-needs-to-shut-up-again publish 0 0 post 0 1149 http://www.arsepod.co.uk/wordpress1/?p=330 195.238.172.23 2007-07-09 12:53:41 2007-07-09 10:53:41 1 pingback 0 0
    Sell Gallas. Cesc - Freddie - Sagna - stress levels. http://arseblog.net/2007/07/10/sell-gallas-cesc-freddie-sagna-stress-levels/ Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:53:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/10/sell-gallas-cesc-freddie-sagna-stress-levels/ Gunners Revolt' after his comments about players questioning the future of the club. Gallas himself raised doubts over his future at Arsenal as well so despite being ready to jump ship at any moment he feels its ok for him to publicly question the manager without even speaking to him and show the true level of his committment to the club that pays him £90,000 a week. Honestly, I've never been a fan, this doesn't really do anything to make me a fan and he's put himself in a situation where what he said really should be dealt with harshly by the club. How frustrating must it be for the manager to have one of the 'senior' players at the club start causing this kind of trouble before the season has even begun. Frankly, I'd give Gallas and his ego the chance to go play in Italy or Spain, not simply because he's a player we haven't seen anything approaching good form from, but because he is a trouble maker and teams can do without people like that. Free Willy, I say. But not for free. We could easily get a few million for the blabbermouthed cunt. If he wants to go then show him the door. Then close the door in his face when he's half-way through so it really hurts his nose. New Real Madrid manager Bernd Schuster has barely been in the job five minutes but he showed he knows the way things work at the Spanish giants by publicy declaring his interest in Cesc Fabregas. Reports in Spain suggested a double-bid for Reyes and Cesc but while we want to get shot of José I fully expect any bids for Cesc, who returns for pre-season training tomorrow, to be firmly rejected. Cesc himself told the Daily Star about how happy he was in England, saying:
    Seeing people of all ages, young and old, wearing the shirt with my name on it in London is an honour and gives me a lift. Last season I was the Arsenal player who sold most shirts and that makes me proud.
    Bakary Sagna is close to a move to Arsenal and according to Gunnerblog, who reads French websites, he's in London putting the final touches to a move from Auxerre. I'm with him, I have to say, I think right back is an area we can improve on but knowing nothing about Sagna other than a 20 second clip on YouTube (which makes him look totally fucking awesome! Yeah!!) it's hard to say what the plans are at the moment. The new deals handed down to both Eboue and Hoyte are confusing me. Sort of like that time I was put in a room full of shovels and told to take my pick. Fiorentina are in town with lots of lovely lira euro (that really doesn't work as well, does it? Damn you homogenous currency) for Freddie Ljungberg. The Guardian says the club's sporting director, Luigi di Pasta, is in town ready to make a £5.5m bid and offer Valerie (heh) Bojinov as part of the deal. You do get the feeling that a change of scenery might benefit both Freddie and Arsenal but another sale would leave our already thin squad a little on the Karen Carpenter side of things. I notice that the post-Eduardo euphoria has well and truly worn off and that people are lapsing back into pre-Eduardo gloominess because of the lack of signings. I can understand that, in a way, but at the same time my zen-like calm is getting me through this difficult off-season. 'As always with Arsene there's a lot going on behind the scenes' said Chairman PHW last week and I'm sure that's true. I do expect more signings but who knows who they'll be and when they'll happen? Not me, that's for sure. Not anyone it seems. Therefore I'm not going to worry about things just at this moment in time. Should we be facing our first game of the season and it looks like Alex Song is going to play at centre-half because Gallas has gone on strike and just to prove a point to the club has kidnapped Kolo, Senderos and Djourou and has tied them up in a damp basement and Adebayor is moping because his dancing partner has gone and Cesc has been seen stuffing his face with lobster bought for him by Rebecca Loos who is working for Real Madrid and Alex Hleb says he's going to be top goalscorer for the season then I might start to get a bit worried. Until then though I'm staying cool, daddy-o. So should you.]]>
    471 2007-07-10 09:53:17 2007-07-10 07:53:17 closed open sell-gallas-cesc-freddie-sagna-stress-levels publish 0 0 post 0 1150 http://www.universityupdate.com/Technology/YouTube/3736040.aspx 71.246.156.73 2007-07-10 10:45:41 2007-07-10 08:45:41 1 pingback 0 0
    Sagna signs and will wear 3, Freddie off to Florence http://arseblog.net/2007/07/11/sagna-signs-freddie-off-to-florence/ Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:20:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/11/sagna-signs-freddie-off-to-florence/ Bakary Sagna who has, it appears, agreed personal terms on a 5 year contract. While most of the hard work is done there remains the fee to sort out with Auxerre who are lookin for somewhere in the region of £7.5m. I've expressed my slight confusion at the need to buy a right back previously but if AW has looked and seen that it's an area of the pitch through which we concede a lot of goals then fair enough. Sagna himself claims he's coming to play, saying:
    I have not left in order to sit on the bench.
    And who can blame him? The Sun claims to have a picture of him trying on what looks to be the number 3 shirt at the Grove last night and says the fee is around £6m. On his way out appears to be Freddie Ljungberg with his agent confirming that Fiorentina have spoken to Arsenal. He said:
    The two clubs are in discussions. If they come to an agreement, Fredrik can think about looking at a move. He is really happy at Arsenal, but if it is an option, he could also consider a move to Fiorentina.
    Not a huge surprise really but if he goes and Sagna comes in we'll have three right backs and be down an experienced, if not especially effective (in the last couple of seasons) wide player. I suspect that Freddie's tired legs along with his big pay-packet means we'll be saying goodbye to him. The fee of £5.5m is very good, if you ask me, but given the massive pay cut Freddie will have to take to go to Fiorentina it might end up a bit lower than that. Things are obviously happening behind the scenes but those concerned about the depth of our squad might be a little concerned about the one in-one out type of movement. Still, plenty more time to bring in more players. I suspect Ken Friar is flying around Europe in his own personal microlight sorting out deals left, right and centre. The Sun, also in the Sagna piece above, reports that Arsene Wenger is 'furious' with William Gallas but will not take disciplinary action despite feeling 'let down'. Awww. I was hoping for a public flogging or at least placing him in the Big Brother house for a week to see how he likes that. I'm not sure how anyone can be surprised though. He was a mouthy, annoying cunt when he played for Chelsea, why would he be any different because he plays for us? And that's it. I have a very sore elbow this morning after cracking it off somebody else's elbow, or possibly their head, when playing football last night. I wore my new lucky Arsenal socks that I bought at the weekend. I'm telling you, the hoops make your calves look very powerful indeed.We lost 4-0. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Thursday piffle http://arseblog.net/2007/07/12/thursday-piffle/ Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:44:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/12/thursday-piffle/ The Independent reports that his wages are proving a stumbling block to his move to Fiorentina. £70,000 a week is a bit rich for their tastes although they are, apparently, trying to negotiate sponsorship deals to make the deal more attractive to Freddie. However, The Sun reports that Manchester City held talks with Freddie and his agent on Tuesday night and a £6m move could be on the cards. There's the added attraction of playing for fellow Swede Sven, if that kind of thing makes any difference to him. Marca's front cover today suggests that Arsene Wenger will take Cesc to Barcelona when he becomes the new manager at the Camp Nou in 2008. But it doesn't stop there. Wenger, being a man too clever to close any door fully, will also listen to whatever offers Real Madrid will make in retaliation. It's funny, isn't it? Arsenal fans haven't heard a peep from Arsene Wenger for the last few weeks, bar the usual guff about welcoming new players, but Marca have an inside track in which they know exactly what he's going to do a year from now. Marca also reports that after meetings between Reyes, his agent and Arsenal, that we've agreed to sell him to Madrid for €10m. Given the fact Madrid just spunked €30m on a centre-half yesterday I think we should twist their arm a bit more. I mean twist it in that way bullies twist your arm and make you say things like "I love Leeds United" and you say it because you think your arm is about to break and then you develop a hatred of all things Leeds and watching them nearly go out of existence is hilarious and makes you think 'Serves you right for twisting my arm, you cunt'. Spare a thought for poor Gilberto. He's charging around Venezuela as Brazil captain but he'll miss the final of the Copa America against Argentina on Sunday due to suspension. Bummer. Talk of Bakary Sagna's arrival has led to rumours of Justin Hoyte being a target for Reading. Not much else happening. Hopefully we'll get an idea of what kind of squad will face Barnet and possibly a few words from Arsene. Until tomorrow.]]> 473 2007-07-12 09:44:26 2007-07-12 07:44:26 closed open thursday-piffle publish 0 0 post 0 Cesc is staying, Sagna official, other Friday stuff + Arsecast 36. http://arseblog.net/2007/07/13/cesc-is-staying-sagna-official-other-friday-stuff-arsecast-36/ Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:41:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/13/cesc-is-staying-sagna-official-other-friday-stuff-arsecast-36/ The Mail quotes him as saying:
    I have talked with them because they seem to me like spectacular people and they made a great effort to get me to sign. It was a very difficult decision for me but with Thierry Henry leaving, I feel that I can't leave the club that has done so much for me. I have a great responsibility this season and I can't wait to get started and try to win things. It made me very excited that a club as big as Madrid were interested in me and that made it a very difficult decision. It's a chance that doesn't come around very often but I am only 20 and I have to keep improving and I want to do that at Arsenal. I have every confidence that the manager will sign a new deal.
    Ok then. So he spoke to Real Madrid? Surely Arsenal didn't give permission for that. Most odd. Can't we kill Madrid, fatally, for that kind of thing? Cesc's agent, Joseba Diaz, said:
    Wenger met with him yesterday and convinced him to stay. It's like a father and son relationship. We would like to thank Real for the interest they have shown. President Ramon Calderon and sports director Predrag Mijatovic have been very good to us and it is the second time Real have shown an interest in the player. Maybe they will get lucky the third time.
    Well, firstly let me say that I wouldn't thank Real for the interest so much as break a wine bottle and shove it repeatedly up their arses and this 'maybe they'll get lucky a third time' comment is a bit of a load of bollocks, isn't it? Sort of like a husband telling his wife he didn't cheat on her with the hot secretary at the Christmas party but then saying 'There's always next year!'. I'm glad Cesc is staying, we need him but the interest from Spain is not going to go away. I wonder if the whole thing hasn't been overplayed a bit though. I can't imagine Arsene Wenger spending most of yesterday convincing Cesc to stay, more likely it was a case of Arsenal telling him that he's going to be an important player next season and that any chance of a move is well and truly off. Agents like to make sure doors are never closed though. What this will hopefully do though is put an end to these stories until next summer at least. Hopefully. I did like Cesc's comment in the Sun about trying to sign Eto'o saying he'd be the perfect replacement for Henry. Who knows what might happen there? Now on to Bacary Sagna. He was officially announced yesterday and will wear the number 3 shirt. It looks like he's here to play right back, at least that's what he assumes anyway in this official interview in which he welcomes Arsenal fans to Arsenal. Erm, right. He said that Arsene Wenger and the French connection was a big factor in his arrival to the club and it'll be interesting to see what happens with Hoyte and Eboue now that he's here. Gilles Grimandi says the club have watched him over 40 times in the last three years. So, signing number 4 on top of Fabianski, Eduardo and Nordveit. I think there's still some work to be done though. Another couple need to come in to provide the quality and depth that the squad needs to challenge for the biggest prizes. Barnet tomorrow should be interesting as we'll get to see Eduardo and perhaps get a clue about where he's going to play. Also, no doubt someone will get one of those snippets from Wenger where he says something about transfers and everyone tries to make sense of it. Unless he says something like "Yeah, I'm after another two players", which he rarely does, in fairness. The Mirror has two snippets. One a fairly speculative article about Carlos Vela, who I thought was going to spend next season with Levante but obviously nothing's been fully decided yet. To be honest I'd be surprised to see him here this season, another year playing first team football somewhere will do him the world of good. At the weekends though someone needs to get him climate controlled and ready for English weather. The other story is about José Antonio Reyes and they say we've agreed a £6.5m deal with Real Madrid. We'll have to just wait and see but it just shows how completely fucked up the transfer market is this summer. £11.5m for Babel? Madness. £6m for Diomansy Kamara from West Brom? Lunacy. £5.3m for Koumas? Poppycock. Based on those figures it makes what we're getting for Reyes seem very small but we're in a bad position as everyone knows he doesn't want to come back to Arsenal so we're pissing in the wind a bit. Now, this. Arsecasts Right then, in this week's Arsecast brought to you by OleOle.com, there's a blogchat with Goodplaya in which we discuss transfer and the way Arsenal do business, there's no Man in the Bar sadly, he couldn't be found, but David O'Leary is there will some more self-help and there's some other waffle to keep you mildly entertained this morning. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (12.2mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode36.mp3] And that's that. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/07/14/saturday-round-up-14/ Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:46:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/14/saturday-round-up-14/ Cesc says we can do something special in the season ahead, believing the time the young players have spent growing up together could be decisive. He says:
    I love this club, I believe a lot in this team and I feel we can do something special this season. We have been playing together for the last three or four years. We are very young but we capable of doing big things. Since the start of this project we all promised to be together. We have to stick together and make titles for Arsenal.
    Well, despite the fact I still think we need at least one more signing, having a team spirit like that is a good start. Perhaps those who think we might be better off without Henry aren't just thinking about things on the pitch. Mathieu Flamini looks like he's going to stay. After announcing his intention to leave he was frozen out towards the end of last season but has since made up with the boss and is happy to play wherever he's selected. I'm quite happy to see him stay, I have to say. He's an honest, hard-working player who gives depth to the squad. I can't imagine he'll sign a new contract so he'll probably be off next summer but in the meantime he's a good lad to have around. Freddie Ljungberg won't join another Premiership club, according to his agent, because of his respect for Arsenal fans. Good man, Freddie. I'd much rather he went somewhere like Spain or Italy to be honest. After reports yesterday that we'd agreed a fee with Real Madrid for Reyes it seems things haven't quite worked out. Madrid faxed us an offer of €8m to which Arsenal faxed back a demand for €12m and Madrid are not willing to go that high. AS reports that Reyes is desperate to move to Madrid and won't consider any other option this summer, so much he's been to London twice to persuade Arsenal to let him stay at Madrid. The thing José has to realise is that the whole thing has nothing to do whether or not the deal is right for him but for Arsenal Football Club. If we receive a better offer from another Spanish club then Madrid can go and fuck themselves. It's all a bit of a mess at the minute. Philippe Auclair from L'Equipe on Bacary Sagna. There's football today as Arsenal take on Barnet at Underhill in the first pre-season game of the new campaign. From here it's a slippery slope into training camps, pre-season tournaments and then the real thing. Hurrah, and thank God and to be honest I can't wait. Reaction to and fallout from today's game should be interesting and will be covered on tomorrow's blog. Finally for today congratulations to long-time Arseblogger Ilmarinen who today is getting married in Finland. All the very best to him and the soon to be Mrs Ilmarinen. The cake, I believe, is made entirely out of vodka. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Wenger on Reyes, Cesc, Henry, himself and the team http://arseblog.net/2007/07/15/wenger-on-reyes-cesc-henry-himself-and-the-team/ Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:02:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/15/wenger-on-reyes-cesc-henry-himself-and-the-team/ 2-0 win over Barnet yesterday saw our first run out of pre-season end up relatively successfully. There's some concern over Denilson who was on the end of a late tackle and had to be stretchered off but it's not anything too serious apparently. The first goal came from Emmanuel Adebayor as a relatively strong first team played the first half. The second goal came in the second half from young Dutchman Nacer Barazite as more youngsters got a run out. We'll have to wait for some of the bloggers who were actually at the match for their feedback on the players but there's really not a whole lot you can read into performances at this early stage. If you want to watch highlights and an interview with Arsene Wenger then click here. It's Wenger's post-match comments that make for the most interesting reading this morning. He more or less confirmed that José Antonio Reyes would be leaving, saying that even global warming couldn't make the weather good enough for him to stay in England. When asked about his own contract, he said:
    I have shown my commitment in the past and I never worry about the weather. My future is not only linked with the players, but the whole club. It is to the fans and the young players who I have brought and told I will look after them, so it's a much bigger picture than that. You will see soon if I sign a new contract.
    The strongest hints yet that he's planning on putting pen to paper. Of course it is the first time we've heard from him since the sale of Thierry Henry so it's bound to be the strongest hint yet. And speaking of the ex-captain the boss reckoned that Thierry couldn't wait for this team to win trophies, saying:
    Thierry Henry had played eight great years at the club and, at 30, maybe he didn't have the patience to let the young team develop. You can understand that. We have the potential to cope without Thierry. We will focus more on team play and sharing the responsibility. I also think there are some players will take on more responsibility - like (Robin) Van Persie, like (Emmanuel) Adebayor, like (Theo) Walcott, like Eduardo, who has just joined us. There are certain players who raise their game when you have a departure like that.
    As well as that he addressed the Cesc to Madrid rumours and by the look on his face from the interview above I don't think there was anything too serious in it. The question about further signings doesn't seem to have come up, which is a bit of a shame, but at the same time he'd have told us something cryptic which would have had people chin-wagging all week to try and work it out. He did say that with the departure of Henry, who he had expected to stay, he knew he needed to sign a striker, which we assume is Eduardo. The Crozillian was there yesterday but he didn't play. Fabianski and Nordtveit made their Arsenal debuts in the second half. Our next game is against Genclerbirligi in Austria on Thursday. There's a team for whom the songs just roll off the tongue, eh? About Freddie Ljungberg the boss said:
    At the moment Freddie stays at the club. I expect him to be here at the start of the season because he has not left yet and I'm 90 per cent sure he will be. In Freddie's case it's a bit special like it was for Thierry. If he had wanted to go we'd have let him. But I'm happy for him to stay.
    And that's about that for this Sunday. Before I get a lot of emails about it just let me say that I'm not in the slightest bit interested in the stories about Thierry Henry's marriage. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.]]>
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    A quiet Monday http://arseblog.net/2007/07/16/a-quiet-monday-2/ Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:40:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/16/a-quiet-monday-2/ Gunnerblog has a report and pics from the Barnet game if that floats your boat. There seems to be a rumour surrounding an Argentinian player called Rodrigo Palacio. However, this rumour appears to have been started by a Boca Juniors blog and as we all know blogs aren't exactly the most reliable source of information. In fact, any old cunt can get themselves a blog and start writing whatever the hell they like without having to do any fact checking or paying any attention to the truth whatsoever. It's what makes blogging so great. So, we'll have to treat this one with a little bit of scepticism. I know it's hard as surely nobody who blogs could be a bad person and just invent something for the sake of it but you'll have to put away your natural trust of the medium for the time being. There are also rumours about someone called Angel of Mary but I'm not holy convinced by them either. And another thing - just because Wikipedia says a player has signed for Arsenal does not make it so. Tribal Football is more reliable than Wikipedia and that should tell you everything you need to know. Did you see the Copa America final between Brazil and Argentina last night? Four minutes in and Julio Baptista had Arsenal fans with their heads in their hands after a cracking goal. The sort of goal he used to score for Sevilla but never scored for Arsenal. I got a little bit afraid, like he'd just had a really bad 9 month run of form and now that he was free from the constraints of the red and white he was going to be brilliant again but thankfully that passed as he bumbled his way around for the rest of the match miscontrolling the ball and being generally a bit poo. Great win for Brazil though, against all odds really, and Argentina didn't really do much to deserve the title. Riquelme clipping free kick after free kick into the Brazilian box was just meat and drink for the centre-halves. Despite his absence from the final Gilberto Silva will be proud of his contribution to the tournament win then he's going to pack his bags and go on a little holiday before returning to us for a late pre-season. We'll be lucky to see him before the end of August so it'll be time for Diaby to step up, I reckon. The rest of the lads will be packing their bags too as they fly out to Austria for the training camp and hopefully we'll get some bits and pieces of news from there during the week. The next game is on Thursday against a team whose name sounds like the noise you'd make it you were gargling with Listerine and trying to dislodge an enormous chunk of phlegm that's caught in the back of your throat. And that's it for this morning. How was your weekend then? Do anything exciting?]]> 477 2007-07-16 09:40:11 2007-07-16 07:40:11 closed open a-quiet-monday-2 publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal off to Austria as the Chairman speaks http://arseblog.net/2007/07/17/arsenal-off-to-austria-as-the-chairman-speaks/ Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:32:49 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/17/arsenal-off-to-austria-as-the-chairman-speaks/ 90% certain Freddie would start the season with us it's a bit strange so perhaps something has been agreed with Fiorentina. We'll see. The Chairman, PHW, spoke to Arsenal.com yesterday about life at the club and in order to counter some of the negative 'Arsenal in crisis/meltdown/turmoil' stories that have been going on he says the club is in good shape financially because of the new stadium. He said:
    The stadium has not held Arsenal back at all in terms of bringing in players. It's actually given us the opportunity to compete with the biggest clubs in the world. If we had stayed at Highbury that would have limited our resources and over the long term affected our ability to financially compete with the top sides.
    I know people will point to signings like Torres and Hargreaves etc etc and say we haven't seen evidence of the new stadium providing this kind of money but people need to be aware of one important factor: Arsene Wenger. Ultimately it's down to him how much we spend and who we spend it on. It's always been quite clear that the board trust Arsene implicitly and if he was to come to them and say "I need £20m for X player" then I am sure they would do their best to give it to him. We just know that Arsene likes to do his shopping a bit differently. Arsene's future was also under discussion and the Chairman revealed talks have taken place about a new contract and that hopefully something will be sorted sooner rather than later. It's nice to see a bit of good PR for a change. Speaking of Arsene he's revealed that the new signings will be taking part in the Emirates Cup tournament. Certainly Eduardo and Sagna need to get bedded in as soon as possible while Fabianski should get some playing time too. Jose Antonio Reyes could complete his move to Madrid by Friday, according to the Spanish press. Wonderfully definite, aren't they? I can also exclusively reveal that I could have a chicken and coleslaw sandwich before Thursday. Finally and completely as expected, that story about Rodrigo Palacio was entirely made up by some lad with a blogspot blog and, fair play to him, he made the back page of the Sun, the Evening Standard and the sports pages of countless other newspapers and websites. It should be a lesson for everyone to see how little fact checking goes on when it comes to transfer stories and football stories in general. "But it was on Wikipedia, I saw it and you let me tell you-" *KABLAM* Till tomorrow, rumour lovers.]]>
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    Arsene talks but the squad is still a bit thin http://arseblog.net/2007/07/18/arsene-talks-but-the-squad-is-still-a-bit-thin/ Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:04:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/18/arsene-talks-but-the-squad-is-still-a-bit-thin/ he explains why he's delayed the appointment of a new football director and will continue to work with Ken Friar at the moment. You can be sure that if the Grimster is being prepared for the role he'll be watching and learning from Friar who is an experienced and shrewd negoitiator. Then perhaps he'll take over when the summer rush, so to speak, is over. In another he tells fans not to compare Eduardo to Thierry Henry, which is fair enough. I don't think anyone was doing that anyway. And in the last story he talks about the first year at the new stadium and provides all kinds of facts and figures which are, in some way, quite promising. He's right when he talks about the team having mental strength and pointing to the number of times we came from behind to win/salvage a game. He's right when he says we're determined and don't give up, using the 21 goals we scored in the last 15 minutes of game to prove that point. However, as mentally as we're strong we have a mental weakness too. Conceding too many goals first, struggling against so-called 'lesser' teams when we can go toe to toe with the best ones and not making the most of our chances. It sounds stupid to say it's good that he's aware of these problems because if we can see them then of course Arsene can see them. Personally I still think we need at least one more signing and it's the wide areas that concern me. If we lose Freddie, as seems likely, and we lose Reyes (who is still wanted by Madrid but who want to fuck us around with the transfer fee. I mean, €24m for Robben and they're trying to keep us under €10m. Fuck off) then we need at least one player to come in and replace them in the squad and, even better, as a first team player. Could Sagna be an option for the right hand side of midfield? Either way I think the squad is a little too thin at the moment but there's still time to put that right. It is interesting the way he keeps talking about the team and the responsibilities being shared around now that Thierry is gone. Kolo Toure expects the boss to stay and he's confident about the season ahead, saying:
    We have all progressed mentally. We know what was wrong last season and have worked on it. We are focused and we know we can do something. We've played together for a long time. Each player has a big role and we're confident. We have all progressed together and we know we're going to make it.
    Good stuff from him and that is the kind of attitude we need. That and a player called Robocop who can, quite literally, blast his way through defences when we concede the first goal of each game at home expect much closer to the 1st minute when we'll have even more time to try and break down the 11 man defence. The Mirror says both Carlos Vela and Fran Merida could go on loan to newly promoted Almeria in Spain next season. Not much else to tell you so I think I'll have some breakfast. Crunchy nut cornflakes this morning.]]>
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    Don't make Cesc captain! http://arseblog.net/2007/07/19/dont-make-cesc-captain/ Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:25:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/19/dont-make-cesc-captain/ Cesc spoke about things at the club and was, in general, very positive about many things. He thinks the future is bright, that Arsenal can challenge for the league and he talked about how we'll cope with the loss of Thierry Henry. He also said that one day he'd like to be Arsenal captain. Now, as much as I respect the little Catalan, we have to do everything in our power to stop this happening. Not that we're trying to deprive Cesc of a great honour but look at the last two captains. Patrick Vieira, made captain when Tony Adams retired, did all his 'presenting' to Real Madrid and then got flogged to Juventus. Thierry Henry, made captain when Vieira was sold, spent the first year flirting with Barcelona then left the next. I'm not the only one who sees a pattern here, am I? If we make Cesc captain we might as well put a 'for sale' sign on him. I say make Gallas captain at once. We could be shot of him by the end of the week if things go well. Honestly, you have to wonder did Tony put a curse on the armband before he left:
    Oh, captain's armband I curse thee like a sailor curses giant squid whomever shall wear it shall become a mental flid
    In an effort to make things clear about his transfer business Arsene spoke about the signings on Eduardo and Sagna. Unfortunately things are now as clear as mud. He needed a player who could play left back because two right sided defenders are off the ACN? Odd. I do get the feeling that the shopping is not over but that we're trying to offload Reyes and Freddie before making any moves. Or, trying to offload Freddie and Reyes, without a huge amount of success at the moment. Perhaps the reason he's waiting is that he's not going to buy someone unless he can sell first so we'll just have to wait and see what happens. Aston Villa are after Justin Hoyte according to an in-depth article in today's Mirror. They're willing to pay somewhere in the region of £2.5m, apparently. And that's it. It's all bit dull at the moment. There's a match in Austria tonight so hopefully we'll get to see the new boys, a bit more news, and possibly some juicy quotes.]]>
    480 2007-07-19 09:25:21 2007-07-19 07:25:21 closed open dont-make-cesc-captain publish 0 0 post 0 1152 http://arsenal.theoffside.com/team-news/you-be-the-captain-and-ill-be-no-one.html 216.139.229.235 2007-07-19 19:38:24 2007-07-19 17:38:24 1 pingback 0 0
    Wenger rules out another striker + Arsecast 37 http://arseblog.net/2007/07/20/wenger-rules-out-another-striker-arsecast-37/ Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:12:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/20/wenger-rules-out-another-striker-arsecast-37/ 3-0 win last night over Gcerninblicicicici with two goals from Robin van Persie and one from Theo Walcott. Not much in the way of reaction afterwards but Arsene Wenger did speak to the Arsenal TV thing saying that he was not interested in Nicolas Anelka and that he wasn't going to bring in any more strikers. He didn't say anything about not bringing in players in other positions though. I guess Anelka was just a name brought up by the media and it kind of went from there. As you might imagine this story is complete and utter bollocks. It's so shit it's not even worth the paper it's printed on and this version isn't printed on any paper at all. So that makes our striking options for the season Robin van Persie, Eduardo, Adebayor, Bendtner and possibly Theo when needed. It is a bit of a risk, you have to say. Robin is a bit injury prone, Ade's off to Africa in January, Eduardo is unproven, Bendtner even more unproven and Theo got one goal last season. Still, I suppose there's only so many strikers you can have and I think most people would prefer to see a winger come in at this stage. Eduardo knows he's taking over from an Arsenal legend in Thierry Henry but he was quick to point out the differences. He said:
    I’m a player who runs a lot, is disciplined and who scores. I’ve played centre-forward but now play more on the left or right. I’m a team player and will always run back to mark. I’m a player that likes to do my bit, who the coach can tell what to do, and does it with speed and strength.
    Marking? Working hard? Does what the coach tells him? What madness is this? Sky Sports reported, via the Spanish press, that we have signed Angel of Mark and Pedro Silva and will loan both of them out to Salamanca in Spain, apparently. Angel of Mary starred in the U20 World Cup and Pedro Silva is Gilberto Silva's third cousin on his brother's wife's sister's side. That or Silva is the Murphy of Brazil. Anyway, we should probably keep our powder dry until this is announced officially. Stan Kroenke wants to complete a £600m takeover of Arsenal so he can bring back David Dein and stop Arsene Wenger quitting. So says the Mirror. Very noble of him, isn't it? It's a good job it hasn't occurred to Arsene not to quit anyway. The Orange/Moustache PR machine has been cranking up in recent days. They can still both go and fuck themselves, as far as I'm concerned. Arsenal still haven't responded to Real Madrid's offer for José Antonio Reyes. Treating it with the silence it deserves, I suppose. Keeper Vito Mannone is off to Gretna, it seems. The best of luck to him up there. Stay off the moors. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you as always by OleOle.com, there's really not much happening. The Man in the Bar is back with another player history, there's some poetry and some other waffle too. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (10.1mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode37.mp3] And there you go. I'm off out into the rain. Stupid rain. Have a good one. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up :: Vela off to Osasuna http://arseblog.net/2007/07/21/saturday-round-up-vela-off-to-osasuna/ Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:37:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/21/saturday-round-up-vela-off-to-osasuna/ there has been no contact from Stan Kroenke or his KSE company. This comes in light of Sky Sports News reporting that a bid was 'imminent' and that if it was rejected we're into the realm of hostile takeover. Funnily enough I got an email yesterday from some Irish bloke accusing me of being a 'coward' and a 'little Englander'. A coward because, get this, I don't allow any comments on Arseblog so nobody can have their say and a little Englander because of my stance on the takeover - Dein/Kroenke situation. Now, almost since the start Arseblog has had a comments facility called 'arses' which is open to anyone, no matter what their point of view. If you agree with me that's fine, if you don't agree that's fine. I will never prevent you from commenting or calling me a twat or whatever. Of course, in the 5+ years of Arseblog we've had to get rid of a few people from the comments but not because of their views on football, simply because they were wind-up merchants, trolls or generally just cunty Sp*rs fans or something. So, while I will continue to post what is simply my opinion on Arseblog, we can rest easy knowing that there are some right simpletons out there. Then, funnily enough, when I replied to him informing him that he was a simpleton he accused me of not engaging him in 'intelligent debate'. Honestly, you couldn't make it up. So, back to the takeover thing and we don't really have any new information to go on apart from what Sky Sports News have said - and they reported we were going to sign Rodrigo Palacio. Then comes another twist with a story saying that F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone is interested in the club (and funnily enough Bernie's Ecclestone's daughter goes out with a lad called Gavin Dein. I'm sure I know the name from somewhere). The Telegraph says that the board would prefer to sell to Ecclestone because, reading between the lines, he's not foreign. To be honest, I'm pretty sure the board's objection to selling is the fact that they have done so much work to bring the club to a new level and it hasn't finished yet. Financially the club will be in good shape if the impatient can get past the promised pot of gold they think Dein and Kroenke will bring. And as well as that, what's to say that even if the Orangetache© group (who have been engaging their PR machine again) do take over that they'll be any more successful at getting Arsene to spend any money? He's got his way of doing things and there's definitely money for him to spend now, this summer, if he wants to to, that's regardless of any takeoever or honey-pot transfer funds. I remain firmly opposed. People say it's inevitable and it's true, lots of clubs are now under foreign ownership. 'Everyone else is doing it', you hear some fans say but since when did Arsenal and Arsenal fans want to be just like everyone else? Fuck that. In a quick review of the other stories Liam Brady thinks the club is in good shape, saying:
    The future of the club is looking very good and I wouldn't bother about what people think in the months of June and July. No football has been played yet. It's always best to wait and see if the first team will gain from their experiences last season and my feeling is that they will.
    Eduardo talks about what he's got to do to make it at the Gunners, AW is ready to give Theo Walcott a starring role and Robin van Persie is shaping up to be the main man up front this season. Marca is reporting that Carlos Vela will be loaned out to Osasuna next season. I saw glimpses of him in the U20 World Cup and he looks very tasty indeed. A season of top flight football will do him the world of good as well. The deal appears to be a one year loan, with an option for a second. There is no question of him being sold though. And that's about it. I look forward to reading all of the no comments people leave here. I feel so lonely sometimes, so terribly, terribly lonely.]]>
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    Sod off, Ecclestone. Freddie off to West Ham? http://arseblog.net/2007/07/22/sod-off-ecclestone-freddie-off-to-west-ham/ Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:55:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/22/sod-off-ecclestone-freddie-off-to-west-ham/ "Oh, Arsenal? Yes, I might buy that actually. Or will I buy an island? Or a jet airliner? I am so rich and bored." Fuck off. Cunts. I also hate the fact that these knights in shining armour manage to work it into every story that they will come and save the club and the job of Arsene Wenger. Erm, haven't they already noticed he's doing his job at the moment and there's every chance he'll sign a new deal whether it's Orangetache© Inc or anyone else. It's insulting to fans and to Arsene Wenger who realises that Arsenal is more than one man, more than him, more than David Dein, more than anyone. As the Man from East Lower pointed out yesterday, you would really have to question the intentions of someone who launches a hostile takeover so close to the start of the new season. Bleatings that it was in the best interest of Arsenal would be hard to bear, as well as being completely unbelievable. In the Sunday Mirror Steve Stammers reports that the current board are holding firm and are bemused by reports that Kroenke has been secretly upping his share holding. He also talks about Danny Fiszman being in it for the long haul and not willing to sell his shares to the first billionaire who comes along. I know Stammers was always a fairly reliable source of info when he worked for the Standard so it's quite good to hear. In other news the People reports that Freddie Ljungberg could join West Ham this week for £3m. During the week Arsene Wenger said he was 90% sure Freddie would stay but in the world of football that's a big 10%. We'll wait and see what happens. The Telegraph has an article about how 14 of our 15 academy scholars are eligible to play for England, which is more than any club apart from Boro, or something. The Angel di Maria signing story appears to be have been another hoax, this time perpetrated by Arsenal Shorts who has promised never to do anything like that again because he got too much grief for it. Coming so soon after the Palacio story, which was also a complete hoax, it's a good lesson for fans not to believe anything they read (unless it's on Arseblog of course) and journalists who cog their copy from blogs to make their exclusives. Good morning Mark Irwin from The Sun. And that's about it for this Sunday morning. Enjoy what's left of your weekend. Do, please.]]> 483 2007-07-22 09:55:48 2007-07-22 07:55:48 closed open sod-off-ecclestone-freddie-off-to-west-ham publish 0 0 post 0 Willy in ringpiece disaster http://arseblog.net/2007/07/23/willy-in-ringpiece-disaster/ Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:59:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/23/willy-in-ringpiece-disaster/ The way it works is that we get a substantial amount of extra revenue from Emirates Stadium. Obviously some of that extra revenue has to go back in to paying off the debt. But having paid the debt payment we’re then able to invest the additional revenue into the squad. If you take the extra revenue and subtract the debt payments then we are producing surplus funds to invest in players. I think what he's trying to do there is assure fans that there is money for Arsene Wenger to spend despite the debts which must be serviced and the costs involved in the new stadium. And when you look at the business done since January we've recieved something like £22m for players (Stokes £2m, Larsson £1m, Muamba £2+, Aliadiere £2.5m, Henry £16.5m) you have to think there's got to be more for the manager if he wants it. Now, the difficulty Edelman has in this situation is that we've heard this talk before. And unfortunately Arsene Wenger is not a man to spend money for the sake of spending it. He won't make a trophy purchase just because fans want it. So we could have a pot of gold and if Arsene chooses not to buy anyone then nobody's any the wiser because Mr Wenger is never going to show his hand and tell people what he's got in the bank. Just makes me wonder if there's a planned signing because the proof of what Keith Edelman says will have to be seen in a red and white shirt before a lot of people accept it as the truth. And I think he must know that. Other than that the two parts of the interview on Arsenal.com make for interesting reading, for various reasons. I think it's good that the board are trying to combat the constant negativity that is published in so many newspapers. 'Arsenal in crisis' is a lovely story. 'Arsenal in things aren't quite as bad as we seem and can get a lot better' isn't. On the other hand the comments about 'harder' stewarding don't make easy reading ("Sit down!", "Sing up!", "No leaving before the end!"), again the assumption is that sanitized is best. Do we really want a generation of kids growing up without that 'I remember my Dad taking me to the football and I learned about 50 new swear words!' story? That'd be sad if that's the case. And maybe it's just me, and I need to get with the times, but stuff like 'brand value' when talking about the type of football we play just seems off. Like I said, maybe that's just me though. Overall though it is good to see the club be a bit more open and communicative, especially when people like to believe everything they read these days. I know we've been down the road of hoaxes before, and Arsenal Shorts has said sorry for people taken in by it, but look at what happened on Gunnerblog the other day. He ran a story rubbishing the Palacio rumour, then used the exact wording of that story from the Boca blog to see we'd bought some Mexican. Obviously a joke. Obviously. Didn't stop him getting about 20 emails from people looking for more information about the great new signing we'd just made. Honestly, you'd despair. The Sun picks up on the Freddie Ljungberg story saying he'll complete a £3.5m move to West Ham today. The Swedish press are running with this story too and have more or less confirmed the sale. William Gallas looks for an earring Away from all that, Arseblog's Styrian correspondant has been in touch with news of the training camp. Seems there was a bit of a crisis yesterday as William Gallas lost an earring and rounded up a search party to help find it - click the pic for big. Apparently it was the diamond part that he was most concerned about. The outcome, I'm afraid, remains a mystery. And yes, he is really looking for an earring. Not much else happening this early so I'll be off and get myself packed. I'm here with you tomorrow then you'll have the pleasure of Tom's company for a week. Until then.]]> 484 2007-07-23 09:59:09 2007-07-23 07:59:09 closed open willy-in-ringpiece-disaster publish 0 0 post 0 Cheerio, Freddie. http://arseblog.net/2007/07/24/cheerio-freddie/ Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:10:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/24/cheerio-freddie/ Arsenal confirmed the transfer and Arsene Wenger paid Freddie a glowing tribute for everything he's done for the club. At the press conference to announce his arrival at West Ham Freddie's comments weren't so glowing and were a bit of a shame, really, but then I got the feeling this wasn't a move that Freddie would have made out of ambition, more out of a realisation that his chances at Arsenal next season were limited and he was no longer anywhere near a first choice player. It must sting a bit when you've been integral for so long but now they're happy for you to leave and the club du jour is one that just about cheated relegation last season. However much you want to talk about parting shots and being ambitious, joining a club in West Ham's position is not a step forward. Freddie's gone...It's good business overall, I think. We got good money for a guy who has spent the last two seasons struggling with form and injury and Freddie's departure takes £70,000 a week off the pay roll, which is considerable. Freddie also gets to stay in London on a nice salary which I think will suit him down to the ground. Now, leaving aside realism and pragmatism and talking from the heart, it hurts a bit to see Freddie leave. Who can forget his incredible debut when he chipped the ball over Schmeichel? That sending off at White Hart Lane where he went down the tunnel and kicked holes in doors? His incredible run of form in 2002 which coincided with the loss of Robert Pires. Freddie stepped up to the plate and he sent it out of the ground during that run in. It was just awesome to watch. That goal against Juventus. The goal against Liverpool with the 10 men. FA Cup clincher leaving John Terry flat on his arse. Lots of highlights. Down the years he's been a fierce competitor, a scrapper and he's always given 100% even if he did end up on his arse looking for a free kick more often in recent times. He played with passion and the fans loved that about him. It's a shame he's been so plagued with niggly little injuries which have taken their toll down the years. Had he stayed relatively injury free he could probably have been even better at what he did and lasted longer doing it. You just can't help thinking that Arsenal fans have seen the best of Freddie, no matter what Indian summer he might enjoy at Upson Park. I'd suggest that despite the comments today (which hopefully won't spark too much tabloid bollocks) he's a player that will be remembered very fondly by Arsenal fans and so he should be. All the best, Freddie, except against us of course. Now, with Freddie gone that leaves an already thin squad short another man. When José goes that's two. Freddie's sale surely has to plunge the manager back into the transfer market. I can't believe we'd possibly let Freddie go without having a plan to replace him in the squad. I think the next week could be interesting. The other main story of the day was Danny Fiszman's statement about his position at the club. He called the speculation that he would sell his shares as 'ill-informed' and summed up by saying:
    In short, I have no intention of selling my shares in Arsenal for the foreseeable future. There are exciting times ahead with the team showing so much promise, we are energised by what the future holds. I hope now that my position is absolutely clear.
    I give it about two weeks before the first 'And despite recent denials it's believed Fiszman is willing to sell' story. Despite the outside influences the current regime are doing their utmost to steady the ship and keep it that way and that can only be a good thing. And that's it from me for the time being. I'm off to to the city of Edu and Edu is making his way to London. Yes, I too am suspicious. Please don't send email and stuff, I think it'll be a mostly web free holiday, so I can't possibly reply. Tom will be here for the next week and he will smack you bitches down if you get out of hand. He promised he would. Have fun, amigos, talk soon.]]>
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    More on Freddie and not much else http://arseblog.net/2007/07/25/more-on-freddie-and-not-much-else/ Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:42:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/25/more-on-freddie-and-not-much-else/ here, if you haven't already. :-). Of course, less said about the result of that game the better. Anyway, first thing to do is pay my own tribute to Freddie, who's been one of my favourite players over the last ten years. I know about all the practicalities of the situation with his wages and his loss of form over the past few seasons, and I know he said some rather uncomplimentary things about the club the other day, but Freddie truly is a legend and I really believe some of the things he said are out of sadness at leaving the club; this would've been his tenth season and people don't hang around that long unless they have some real feeling for the place and I think he showed that on the pitch any number of times. I've said it over on the forums and Blogger said it yesterday but it's worth reiterating - he won us the double in 2002 and I for one won't ever forget that, or his song. His goals in the run in were vital, and to cap it off he scored a great goal in the Cup Final. Plus, of course, his greatest contribution was to give this website its tagline in his comments to Sky Sports, live on camera after the game. He summed up how we all felt. It has indeed been fuckin' excellent, Freddie. Thanks for everything. So, nostalgia over, back to the news of the day. The Boss has insisted his youth policy is the way to go. Quoted in the Daily Mail he said:

    "It's unbelievable how much money has been spent. There's a lot of money out there and I'm just looking to develop the players we have here. Just in central midfield we have Abou Diaby, Denilson, Cesc Fabregas, Mathieu Flamini and Gilberto. On the wings we can play Aleksandr Hleb, Theo Walcott, Tomas Rosicky and Emmanuel Aboue. So we have plenty. All these players are on the way up, getting better and better. They are not over the hill. Their level is still rising. And it is not necessarily the case that because a club spends £50m they are any better."

    Not sure I'd agree with all of that; £50m spent on it usually tends to improve a team significantly (unless you're Newcastle), but it's interesting to hear him put Eboue in the frame for a place on the wing which might help explain why he's bought a right back, and he is right - a team can only play 11 players at once. A couple of injuries, though, and we're looking pretty threadbare; a full scale injury crisis and we'd be in serious trouble. I think whatever he says in public, he still needs to spend before the window closes, and like Blogger, I think with Freddie to the Whammers a done deal, and Reyes hopefully going somewhere - anywhere! - the chequebook might come out again (which isn't anything against Reyes; I'm sorry he never made it for us, but it's just not going to happen). We'll see, no doubt, and if anything happens it'll probably be a complete surprise as usual. According to reports in the "British press" (which means The Mirror as far as I can tell), via Channel 4, Juventus are planning a £3m bid for Phil Senderos. I know a lot of people think Phil's prone to mistakes, but I'd rather lose Gallas than him. Remember we pretty much got to the Champions' League Final with him and Kolo at the back, and I think they make a better partnership than Kolo and Gallas, who in my opinion are too similar - they should be great in theory but it just doesn't seem to work. Phil might not have brilliant distribution but he's a proper defender who just wants to keep the ball away from the goal. Gallas can play left back as well as centre back, of course, but Gallas has other baggage. In that he's a bit of a cunt as far as I can tell. Which is why he'd fit in well at Juve. Once again, several sources (mostly bullshit ones that I'm not going to embarrass myself by clickying) are linking us with Stephen Appiah. He was supposed to be coming last season, then again at Christmas, and he's a good player, but I'm not sure where he'd fit in. Can't see how he'd be anything other than cover for central midfield. First choice has got to be Cesc and Gilberto (then probably Diaby as first choice backup). Is Appiah going to be happy with that? Yeah, maybe the directors will approach you. But I hope they don't, and if you approach them, they respond by attacking you with an axe, you weird looking cunt. And on a completely unrelated note, apparently Rafael Benitez is "baffled" that United won't sell him Gabriel Heinze. Is he? Is he really? Can he really not understand why Liverpool's biggest rivals (besides the obvious more local exception) won't sell him one of their most experienced players? Anyway, that's enough from me for today. Have a good day people.]]>
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    Salzburg 1 - Arsenal 0 http://arseblog.net/2007/07/26/salzburg-1-arsenal-0/ Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:52:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/26/salzburg-1-arsenal-0/ Eduardo could have scored four. He looked very dangerous, and he has shown he is top quality. Sagna was also solid, it was his first game but he did well. I'm happy with how we played, and with the spirit shown. The result was not important. We knew the last 20 minutes would be difficult, but we should have scored five before they scored. They were very defensive, which is what we face in our league, and we created plenty of chances. Just got to turn those chances into goals though, eh? Not much other news around - none, in fact - but I have a dilemma. Some of you may know I live in Edinburgh, and Barcelona are currently playing some pre-season games in Scotland. This Saturday, they're playing Hearts at Murrayfield and tickets are still available. I live within walking distance of Murrayfield. So, do I go and see Barcelona play, which I haven't done before, and risk seeing Thierry playing for them, or ignore it with my fingers in my ears going la la la la la?]]> 487 2007-07-26 10:52:54 2007-07-26 08:52:54 closed open salzburg-1-arsenal-0 publish 0 0 post 0 Gallas for captain? No thanks. http://arseblog.net/2007/07/27/gallas-for-captain-no-thanks/ Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:06:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/27/gallas-for-captain-no-thanks/ Arsene Wenger seems to think that Gallas has the 'ingredients' to be our new captain. Now, unless he really is an avid reader of the blog and he does believe in the curse of the captaincy, I find that a very strange one. I know Gallas is a senior player in terms of experience, but a) he's ex-Chelsea, b) he's not been at the club that long, c) it practically ties him to a starting place which I'm still not sure about, and d) basically, he's a bit of a cunt. Though, since I said yesterday that I'd rather Gallas left than Phil, maybe AW isn't a big fan of the blog. For me, Gilberto is the obvious choice, closely followed by Kolo. Personally I'd prefer Kolo because he's younger than Bert and is therefore likely to be around longer, plus that also fits in with the manager's youth policy. To be fair to the manager, he does mention Gilberto and Kolo in his comments. I just hope he really means it and isn't about to give it to Gallas who, frankly, doesn't seem like captain material anyway. The way we play, I think we need a strong captain who's willing to give people a bollocking when required (i.e. when there's "Too much fannying about on the edge of the box"...). Maybe that is Gallas, but since I don't respect him enough, I don't see why the players would. But that's just my opinion. I suppose Kolo doesn't really strike me as the sort to give someone a bollocking either, but he's our first choice centre back, he's been around a while, he's got huge heart and he always gives everything. In short, I think Kolo's ace. Enough of the Kolo fan club. Gael Clichy has taken aim at Freddie's parting shots with some of his own by saying the team has quality, is up for the challenge, is growing together and will achieve success:
    This team has quality, is up for the challenge, is growing together, and will achieve success.
    He almost said (you can read what he actually said here if you don't believe me, but that's pretty much the crux of it). Anyway, that's your lot. I'm off back to sleep for a while, then I'm going to drink myself to oblivion (it's a special occasion, not just the average Friday) and then go out for an extremely expensive dinner and pay for it on my company credit card (I'm leaving my job anyway so it's my leaving present from them, to me - James, if you're reading this, haha, get it up you! Incidentally, if you ARE reading this, you should probably know I'll be giving notice when I get back from holiday). Tomorrow's blog may be somewhat tardy/drunken/absent. Normal service will resume shortly.]]>
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    My head hurts leave me alone http://arseblog.net/2007/07/28/my-head-hurts-leave-me-alone/ Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:04:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/28/my-head-hurts-leave-me-alone/ Gilberto is to miss the start of the season after winning the Copa America with Brazil. He should be back around the 6th August. Good for him. Let's hope he comes back fresh and ready for action. Arsene Wenger has had quite a bit to say in his pre-Emirates Cup press conference and has distanced himself from any takeover bid for the club:
    It's important that I don't go beyond my role, that I recognise my place as manager. At the moment, we have a very special mentality at this club linked to certain people. It is important that I concentrate on what is my role. The players and myself are focused on what we want to achieve together.
    The "linked to certain people" is the most interesting bit I suppose. Not sure what he's on about there but I've no doubt he's canny enough to stay ambiguous enough on the subject that no matter what happens at board level, he's going to be okay with whatever happens; whether there's a takeover bid or not. Some people seem to be worried about his contract but I don't think there's much chance of him going - I think he feels he's started a project with the youth policy and he wants to see it through (for good or for bad). He also diplomatically responded to Freddie's comments about signing players:
    He was a great fighter and did extremely well for us. The club did very well for Freddie. But football is a team sport. I didn’t make any promises. The company works well when everybody does what he’s responsible for. The player is responsible for his performance in the team, not the policy of the club. We can replace these players [Henry and Ljungberg] and the spirit of the team can compensate.
    Lets just hope team spirit is pretty good then. Seriously though, he's pretty unambiguous about what he didn't say to Freddie and (I think) he's pretty much saying that as good as he was, it was just time for Freddie to go. I don't think anyone would really argue with that. He also expects to be fighting for the Championship this season:
    It is only acceptable that we fight for the championship and to do well in the Champions League. By the beginning of November last season, when we were 16 points off the leader, that wasn’t acceptable for us. We should be fighting in March. We showed in spells, and in the Carling Cup, what we could do. We knew we were facing major competition in England with clubs who invest a lot of money. We went a different way [by buying young players] and need to be patient. But, while we have a young team, we have experience. We must show the quality.
    Which I think is a pretty accurate statement that it's hard to disagree with. Patience is a virtue, I suppose. But it'd be nice to see him address the areas of the team where we're short. Like the wings, for example. And an ex-player has had some nice things to say about us for a change. Edu, who I always thought was thoroughly underrated (remember the game against Everton at the end of the Double-winning season - was it that game? - he was truly outstanding and was playing all the party pieces), and a very nice guy, said of the 'new' team:
    It is another generation. There have been a lot of changes and it is hard to compare with when I was here. The players were more experienced before, we had three or four of the best players in the world. But time goes. This is another generation with Cesc Fabregas and Gilberto, and I hope they continue winning and bring trophies to Arsenal. ... Because I am away I always try to follow Arsenal and I wish them luck.
    Cheers, Edu. Speedy recovery to you and it's a shame you won't get to play at the new stadium this weekend. In tenuous transfer news, Arsenal prepare £4m Diarra bid. That'll be Lassana Diarra. From Chelsea. Wasn't he supposed to be the new Makelele? Anyway, sounds like bollocks to me. We've got enough ex-Chelsea cunts playing for us as it is. So. Today sees us play our first game in the Emirates Cup against PSG. Here's to a good result, and thank the Lord it's actually on proper TV (well, Sky Sports 1 anyway) and I might (note: 'might') be able to give some kind of accurate opinion of what actually happened. That's yer lot. I'm off back to bed to try and sleep (I have to do this all again tonight - it's hard bloody work). See you tomorrow. Possibly.]]>
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    The Emirates Cup day one http://arseblog.net/2007/07/29/the-emirates-cup-day-one/ Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:49:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/29/the-emirates-cup-day-one/ won 2-1, which was nice, but the performance, certainly in the first half left a bit to be desired. Positives. Clichy was excellent and looked very fresh and I'm very, very glad we've got him instead of That Utter Cunt. His pace really is something to behold and he was easily our most dangerous player in the first half. We were murdering them time and again with Clichy putting in crosses. We've been blessed at left-back for quite a while now - at least in terms of playing ability - with Winterburn, Sylvinho, That Cunt, and now Clichy, who looks like a top player. However, he had to be pretty good because we were playing four central midfielders and the team had no width at all apart from overlapping full-backs. I don't know whether this is some grand master plan of The Boss, but as well as Clichy did, I can't see how it's really viable. We really need some out and out wide players, a la Overmars - or someone like Reyes (that can cope with the climate). Even if the full backs do overlap, that's only going to end up leaving the defence exposed and we'll get suckered. In the second half, Eboue was again pushed forward to the wing, and it was better. I really do think he could play there. Like I said, it relieves him of quite so much defensive responsibility, he's got a few tricks (as well as the theatrics), he can certainly cross the ball, and he's not a bad shot. Be interesting to see what happens with that. We saw Sagna too, and although he didn't impress too much, he was okay. In a game where full backs were so important for us, I can forgive him for being a bit lost. A word for Almunia, who - say it quietly - had an excellent game. There wasn't much he could do about their goal and he made several very good saves including one on the volley from Pauleta which was outstanding. I like Manuel. I do remember the game against United (and I don't think he was at fault in the Champions' League Final myself) but he's an excellent shot stopper and if he could learn to deal with crosses properly, Fabianski might well find himself surplus to requirements, at least until Jens goes. In the second half, we improved, with Diaby and Hleb having a significant impact. Diaby was getting the inevitable comparisons with Vieira from the Sky commentators, and though he's still very raw, you can't help but be reminded of Vieira and his telescopic legs. He's a ball winner and carrier and I think he'll be an important player for us. Hleb too, was very good. He's such a frustrating player; certainly I feel that he has all the skill in the world and he just needs to find his feet to be really, really good. He was playing more centrally in the second half and had a real influence on the game, turning away from players with ease with a drop of the shoulder or the odd feint. Good stuff. Nicklas Bendtner was partnered with Van Persie from the start, and he set up Flamini for the opening goal, scored the sort of goal We Just Don't Score from a corner, and missed a penalty. It was a bit of a mixed bag. On the face of it, he did well, but he seemed to a bit lazy at times (and his penalty was rubbish) - in sharp contrast with Robin, who was all over the place, slide tackling and testing the goalie. But a good home debut (I think that was his debut, was it not?) and he got a goal which should give him some confidence. A bit of a strange game, but we got the result even if we didn't have the fluency. For what it's worth, we're second in the table for the Emirates Cup, behind Valencia on goal difference, who beat Inter 2-0 earlier in the day. In his post match interview, Arsene Wenger made some very cryptic comments which GilbertoSilver has kindly transcribed over on Gunnerblog. It all sounds like a bit of a smokescreen to me but intriguing nonetheless. Today sees us play Inter, again at 4.15 on Sky Sports 2 (not 1 as I thought yesterday). Time now for the 'scandal' of the day. The News of The World (spit) is reporting that The Orange Man, David Dein, had dinner with Arsene Wenger in a London restaurant on Thursday (outrageous!). Their 'eyewitness' said:
    They spent much of their time talking about Arsenal. It was definitely business. The conversation was intense, Dein mentioned ex-skipper Thierry Henry a couple of times and I heard words like ‘plans' and ‘the way forward'.
    The News of The World has an eyewitness that can testify to the content of the conversation do they? Lucky they found that witness. Otherwise they could've been meeting for dinner because that's what people do and we'd be none the wiser. Thank Heavens for The News of the World and it's incisive, investigative journalism. What a load of bollocks. So they met for dinner? So what? Bollocks do you know what they were talking about. Anyway, that's your lot for today. Enjoy your afternoon to all those that are going. I'm going to drink yet more beer, enjoy my Sunday and look forward to the football later.]]>
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    Arsenal 2 - 1 Inter Milan http://arseblog.net/2007/07/30/arsenal-2-1-inter-milan/ Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:28:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/30/arsenal-2-1-inter-milan/ 2-1 win over Inter Milan. Excellent. We were pretty good yesterday, I thought, though it did look for a while (well, for 3 minutes in the end) that we were going to suffer from yet again not taking chances despite all the possession. It really is frustrating sometimes, isn't it? First half we were much better than against PSG. The stats at the end of the half made pretty good reading, with us having had something like 8 shots to Inter's 1. The scoreline though, was 0-0. The defence was good; Kolo and Gallas unflustered - not that they had much reason to be flustered - and Hoyte and Sagna were solid enough and got involved well. Sagna played pretty well and looked much more at home than the day before. We looked better in midfield too. Surprise of the day was Kieran Gibbs starting on the left side and he did very well. He didn't look remotely uncomfortable, supported the attack well and tracked back too. Impressive. Despite looking a bit slight, he was up for the challenge physically too. And I'm going to say it: Eboue was really quite good on the right wing. He drew three yellow cards from Inter players (and not even through absurd diving either; he made sure the ref knew about it alright, but they were fouls, even if he went looking for them). The one for Materazzi was hilarious. I dunno what Materazzi was thinking, but Eboue was heading nowhere but the touchline with the ball running away from him so he kicked it forward, looking for the tackle and Materazzi slid straigt in, taking Eboue with him. Moron. Good to hear the boos for him. So, Eboue for right wing? Well, he does look more dangerous there than he does at full back (where he's dangerous in defence too) and I thought he and Sagna linked up quite well. I dunno, maybe. Central midfield was unfussy too, with Flamini anchoring and Cesc playing the more creative role, as usual. Despite what you'd have thought was a more defensive role, Flamini does get forward very well. Up front was interesting. Hleb started in a supporting role with Robin Van Persie playing up front on his own, and some of the interplay between the two was excellent. One move where Hleb stepped over the pass and left it to Robin was sublime and ended with a good strike that he couldn't quite bend round the keeper. Hleb gave the ball away a few times but he was twisting and turning and played well. Robin had a few free kicks too, one almost from the byline which the keeper had to parry. Another move involving Gibbs and Flamini was almost perfection, and if the shot had been anywhere other than straight at the keeper it was a goal. Second half was more of the same, but there's nowhere other to start than at the end with Van Persie's goal which won us the game and the tournament. Put through by Eboue, and covered by their full back and centre back, he scored the sort of individual goal for which he's getting a bit of a reputation. To summarise, he sold the defender a dummy, carrying the ball back with it somehow stuck to his left foot and then smashed it in high at the near post with his right, almost in one movement. Toldo had no chance. It was very special and if you haven't seen it yet, I'm sure it'll be on Youtube soon enough. It wasn't even his stronger foot. He was unlucky with another couple of chances. He could've/should've got a penalty when he was barged off the ball by Chivu (I think) on the penalty spot, and he got onto a lovely driven cross from Hleb via Sagna which Toldo saved well. He had a really good game and you could tell from his post match interview that he was delighted. It was really nice to hear his positive comments about the team spirit in the dressing room and "playing the Arsenal way" after the game. He's a big, big talent with a great attitude on the pitch too. I love the fire about him - it reminds me of Dennis. Let's hope he can step up. That said, more generally, it looked like we were going to see the same old story from last season where despite all the possession and shots, we were going to lose to the opposition's only chance on goal. Coming against the run of play, they scored a fairly standard header in off the post which Gallas might've done better to prevent. Three minutes later though, Hleb got the equaliser. Sagna cut the ball back and Hleb hit his strike straight at Toldo, who parried back to Hleb, who put it back across goal from a difficult angle. It was good reward for him, and Toldo pounding the floor in anger afterwards was funny. Other than that, the second half carried on much as it had in the first, with us having most of the possession. Eboue was still very dangerous, and played really well with Sagna, who fitted in much better. On the other side, Hoyte did well enough and Kieran Gibbs continued to impress until he was substituted, when he got a deserved standing ovation. So, first silverware of the season. Not bad to start with. Be nice if it was May and that trophy was a bit bigger, but that'd be to get carried away. Figo had a good chance just after Robin had scored which he was unlucky to head wide. It was a good win, a good performance, and certainly confidence building, but we've got to start putting the chances away. The stats at the end of the game were crazy - 14 shots vs 1 to us or something. Against Inter Milan. Not bad, even if it was a friendly, they were lacking fitness and a lot of their first team. It was encouraging. Oh, and in the other game, PSG beat Valencia 3-0, scoring some nice goals and playing some very nice stuff. PSG had a player with a Mr T mohican. I think Kolo should get a mohican. I do like these pre-season tournaments. One more blog from me tomorrow, I think, and then Blogger shall resume normal service on Wednesday.]]> 491 2007-07-30 08:28:10 2007-07-30 06:28:10 closed open arsenal-2-1-inter-milan publish 0 0 post 0 Cheerio, Jose http://arseblog.net/2007/07/31/cheerio-jose/ Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:18:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/07/31/cheerio-jose/ palmed off Jose Antonio Reyes to Athletico Madrid. Now, I'm sorry that he never made it at Arsenal because the boy's obviously a good player and he's got bags of potential (remember his debut, and those 2 goals against the Russians?), but he was never going to make it for us because he couldn't cope with the weather, or the physicality of our league (or certain individuals, if that's what you choose to believe). I remember being at work and hearing we'd signed him and being absolutely thrilled, but he never quite lived up to the hype. Shame for The Boss personally who put a lot on the line by spending so much money on him, and it looks like we've only made back about half of what we spent on him (some £8m). Whatever the fee is, he had to go somewhere and Madrid (whichever side) is good enough. Anyway, cheerio, Jose. In other news, Kerrea Gilbert as signed for Southend on a season long loan. He said:
    I'm pleased to be joining Southend and we have good times to look forward to. At Arsenal I'm not going to get the chance to really play this season because they signed another right-back, but hopefully I can help Southend.
    I hope so too, because from the brief appearances I've seen of him, he looks not bad. Good luck to him. Further to his comments yesterday (or part of the same), Robin Van Persie has spoken of the team spirit within the squad and how brilliant it would be to win the league with the players we've got:
    It's hard to fight with them [United, Chelsea and Liverpool] but I know we can do it. Football is not about age or money. It's about if you want to run for each other, if you want to fight for each other and really play some ball. Liverpool have spent lots of money, Chelsea have been doing that the last few years, I respect that. This is their way of winning things. But we can win things as well. We are young. So what? Age doesn't matter. It's about the way we play football and the way we like to play together. To win the title with this team would be great. I really believe we can do that. I think the manager is thinking the same. Since I started pre-season with these boys, every day I've seen their ability. Yes, they are young and young people make mistakes but that doesn't really matter. Like in love, age doesn't matter.
    Feel the love, baby. Though, technically, in love, age can actually matter. Ask Chris Langham (sorry; I really am - I didn't mean anything by it and absolve Arseblog of any responsibility for my comments). I really do think he's ace though (Van Persie, not Chris Langham) and I think this team is capable of big things. Perhaps not this season - unless the manager addresses the areas we all feel he needs to - but they're growing together and good as we can be, we can only get better (as long as we start putting those chances away). In his own comments, Cesc said:
    You never know in the future. When you are a footballer, anything can happen. But, right now, the best place for me is Arsenal. Since I signed this contract, everybody could see I really believe in this team and my commitment is the same as the first day I came here. We have a strong team but we don't have to keep saying: "We will win, we will win". We have to keep going game by game, and if we can keep the concentration, we have a strong team and can win. Why not? I'm happy at Arsenal, I want to continue here and win many things.
    Now, I'd love him to stay for his entire career, but I think we all know he's going to go back to Spain at some point, though unlike that utter cunt Calderon, I think it'll be Barca he goes to rather than Real. Nice quotes though and if none of Kolo, Gilberto or Gallas get the captaincy, I think he should. I know it's a bit of a curse, but y'know. I'd be proud to have our little Catalan as captain of our club. He's ace, so he is. William Gallas is back saying the right things too:
    We will show all the critics that we can do it this season by adopting a new attitude, because we have to be up there. In the past we have relied on lovely football to see us through, but sometimes you have to fight to achieve success and that will be the attitude we shall adopt this season. We showed against Inter that we can do just that. Some people claim this club are on a downward spiral but there is enormous determination. Thierry has gone. Now we have to look forward to a new era. There is a tremendous spirit of togetherness and I'm ready for the challenge and want to set the right example.
    Which is nice, and I suppose as long as he can translate that to performances on the pitch, is fair enough. I'm *still* not convinced that Phil and Kolo aren't a better partnership, but there you go. We'll see. Nice comments, but I still think he could've done better for Inter's goal the other day, but whatever. Nice to hear him not-bitching. Anyway, that's it from me until next time. Blogger is back from living it up in Spain in the sunshine as of tomorrow, you'll be delighted to hear. I'm off to spend the rest of my last week off getting drunk. Oh, etc. Until next time that slacker goes on holiday I hope, Arsebloggers. Cheerio.]]>
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    Post holiday round-up:: Sunu and Bartley have signed http://arseblog.net/2007/08/01/post-holiday-round-up-sunu-and-bartley-have-signed/ Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:11:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/01/post-holiday-round-up-sunu-and-bartley-have-signed/ William Gallas says there's an 'enormous determination' amongst the Arsenal squad at the moment. No piece of jewellery will go unfound in the race for the title. All the same, it's nice to hear something positive from him. Lukasz Fabianski says he's after the number 1 jersey so watch out Jens Lehmann and Manuel Almunia. He calls the rivalry 'intense' and you can imagine that with three keepers who want to play first team football it will be. I was surprised not to see him during the Emirates Cup but perhaps he's got a bit more settling in to do first. I do like the look of Almunia at the moment though, he's sort of like General Alcazar crossed with a crazy person. Two names we've been linked with - Kyle Bartley (a young right back) and Gilles Sunu (a French forward) appear to have signed for the club as they appear in the 'youths/reserves' section on the official website (cheers to Richard for the info). And really that's about the size of it for this morning. Our next match is tomorrow in the Amsterdam tournament against Italian side Nazio. It should be another decent test for the lads so there'll be pre-match stuff to get on with tomorrow. Now, time to settle back into the old chair and catch up on all the email. If you sent something while I was away I'll do my best to get back to you as soon as possible but because about half a billion of you got in touch during the last week it may take a while and some might get a bit lost along the way. If it's really important send it again. So what's new?]]> 493 2007-08-01 10:11:51 2007-08-01 08:11:51 closed open post-holiday-round-up-sunu-and-bartley-have-signed publish 0 0 post 0 Money not everything for Robbing van Pursey. http://arseblog.net/2007/08/02/money-not-everything-for-robbing-van-pursey/ Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:29:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/02/money-not-everything-for-robbing-van-pursey/ Robin van Persie has been talking about how much he enjoys playing for Arsenal and it seems that the style of play is important to him. He says:
    I would never give that up. Personally, I will always go for a team where I would, for example, earn less money but the team plays fantastic, rather than go to a team where you can earn lots of money and win every week, 1-0, 2-0, and play a defensive style. Football isn’t about money and flashy things.
    The last comment allegedly sent a wave of confusion throughout the Chelsea dressing room with Ashley Cole seen to be weeping openly. It is, I suppose, a rare point of view that the Dutchman holds but it's nice to hear it. He also spoke about Arsene Wenger and how much the manager has helped him, saying:
    I like the way he treats his players, I like the way he trains. Sometimes when I was younger I was a bit upset when I wasn’t playing, but he was always telling me, ‘Take it easy, your time will come.'
    Again people might point out it's a player who is 'tying' his Arsenal career to Arsene Wenger but I don't think we can underestimate the influence the manager has over his young players and the fact that they feel loyalty to him for the chances he's given them isn't necessarily a bad thing. Robin now has more responsibility and with that we'll see how he's matured over the last couple of years. He's got a bit of a temper, let's be honest, but he's still only 23 years of age and his moments of ill discipline hardly compare with someone like Vieira at the same age. If he can channel his ire into that left foot of his rather than anywhere else then he'll have no problems. Unless that left foot is used to kick someone's face rather than the ball. But even that would quite amusing. Once. Ok, twice. But after that he'd have to stop. Arsenal's younger young players, not the ones in the first team, but the ones still in short points and buying the Beano and caps for their guns, are off to take part in an U20 Champions Youth Cup in Malaysia next week. Liam Brady thinks it'll be a great learning experience for the boys and in the group stages we play Milan, Ajax and Flamengo. He's not expecting us to lift the trophy as our team will be quite young compared to the others but they should learn lots and bring back lots of pirated DVDs. I'll have a Transformers please, lads. Eduardo da Silva's appeal against his work-permit rejection takes place today. You can't help thinking the system is a bit of a mess when players like Anderson and Denilson get through without a hitch and established internationals like Eduardo and Chelsea's Alex are rejected. Fingers crossed it'll all work out. And that's about the size of it. Time to prepare for tomorrow's Arsecast which will feature a chat with the Observer's Amy Lawrence - a shining light of sense amongst the rest of the waffle. Until then.]]>
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    Little and large goals beat Nazio + Arsecast 38 http://arseblog.net/2007/08/03/little-and-large-goals-beat-nazio-arsecast-38/ Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:12:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/03/little-and-large-goals-beat-nazio-arsecast-38/ celebrated his work permit with the winner. A header from a corner of all things. At last we've found the 5'8 giant we've been looking for. It was, I suppose, a rather second string team who, according to comments I've been reading, didn't exactly convince in some areas but it is still pre-season and winning is a nice habit to get into, no matter how scrappy the performance. While you don't want to get overly positive when you win the Emirates Cup you don't want to get too negative when you don't play particularly well either. Results are what matters at the end of the day. Afterwards captain for the night Philippe Senderos summed up the spirit of the squad, saying: We want to be at the top, and are going to try our best this year. We do not mind being outsiders like everyone else thinks. We just want to play our own game and prove everyone else wrong. Good stuff. The manager was pleased that Eduardo got off the mark so quickly, saying:
    It’s good that he has not had to wait too long to score. That is when people start to question a striker’s capacity to get goals.
    It's obviously going to be a bit more difficult for him to begin with. It is a big step up from the Croatian league and he's got to get to grips with new teammates, new language and all that, so a goal like last night's will take the pressure off a little bit. The next game in the Amsterdam Tournament is against Ajax on Saturday. Today sees the draw for the final qualifying round of the Champions League and you can see Arsenal's potential opponents here. While the majority of the teams are quite beatable there are one or two very tricky ties that could crop up. Fenerbache in Turkey could be a difficult one while nobody will want to go to Moscow to play Spartak, least of all Arsene Wenger who has yet to win a match in Russia in all his time at Arsenal. The draw takes place at 11am (hopefully it's not like the usual parade of shite before they make the draw three hours later). Update: Sparta Prague. We should have enough for them. And that's about that for the news side of things. For those of you in the UK and Ireland this month's edition of Four Four Two magazine is carrying an article all about Arseblog, so feel free to go out and grab yourself a copy, even if that fat, horrible, scouse prick Rooney is on the front. I bought mine and gouged out his eyes with a compass. It made me feel good. Oh yes. Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's entirely humour free Arsecast ('What's new?', you say. Ha, what a wag you are) I talk to the Observer's Amy Lawrence about our pre-season exploits and potential new signings. As well as that there are details of a great fantasy football game on OleOle.com in which you can win yourself great prizes like a trip to the final of next year's European Championships and Playstation 3s and all manner of good stuff. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode38.mp3] And there you go. Have yourselves an ache free Friday and there'll be more tomorrow.]]>
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    Arseblog's Arseblogger invents new cocktail http://arseblog.net/2007/08/04/arseblogs-arseblogger-invents-new-cocktail/ Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:30:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/04/arseblogs-arseblogger-invents-new-cocktail/ Emmanuel Adebayor will miss the start of the Premier League (apparently, there's no such thing as the Premership any more) due to a groin injury. It's rumoured he chaffed himself while everyone around him Wang Chunged and he was just trying to have fun. He shouldn't be out for too long. Arsene reckons Sparta Prague will be tougher than the last time we played them, saying:
    Since that movie all the Spartans in the world received an enormous boost and I will have to tell my players to watch out for their leather jocks and well defined stomach muscles. We should still have too much for them but I suspect they have improved their ball playing skills and you can never fully relax around anyone with a beard.
    Wise words indeed from the manager. Chelsea are afraid they'll lose Lassana Diarra to Arsenal, who seem to be collecting central midfielders like Dennis Nilsen collected body parts. Personally I don't have the slightest clue how I should feel about it so I'll say no more. That's really all the Arsenal news there is. This, however, made me laugh. A lot. Fucking Leeds. Shove that up your hole Ian Bessey. Now, I must go about my daily business. I think a trip into town to eat some food is in order and then I will teach a barman how to make a Jamribter because I really do need a hair of the dog. Happy Saturday, Arsemigos.]]>
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    Sunday round-up :: Valencia offer £10m for Gilberto http://arseblog.net/2007/08/05/sunday-round-up-valencia-offer-10m-for-gilberto/ Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:41:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/05/sunday-round-up-valencia-offer-10m-for-gilberto/ here. I have to say I watched the interview with him after the Inter game and it looks like he's relishing the responsibility he's got now and that can only be a good thing. He's quite the sharp mouth. I like it. Arsene was not at all happy with some of the Ajax tackling but once everyone has come through unscathed it can't really be a bad thing. You'll get a dozen games like per season in the league so it's good to toughen people up, even if it isn't particularly nice to see. I can't say anything about the performance or how individuals got on because I didn't get to see it but there's plenty of opinion on the blogs this morning. Go check some out or tell me yourself on the arses. Arsene told reporters 'don't worry' when asked about his new contract and when pressed about potential new signings he said:
    I am not sleeping. However, today we had Gilberto out in midfield, [Alex] Song, [Abou] Diaby and [Cesc] Fabregas did not play. So we have plenty of quality players, and the pre-season tells you that we have a big squad.
    Sorry about your forty winks, Arsene, but I don't think you'll be getting too much sleep until we get a couple of players in. Who could they be? When could they be coming? All these questions, and more, will be answered by somebody, somewhere. In the meantime though the lads have the confidence boost of two trophies, wins over good sides like Ajax, Nazio, Inter and PSG and another 6 days to prepare themselves for the first game of the season against Fulham. Looking around the other stories, William Gallas says he doesn't regret leaving Chelsea and that Arsenal's young players have to focus on finishing first, and nothing else. He says:
    Right from the first game we have to think only about first place. If we only focus on third or fourth, things will not go well. That is where the older players will be important in the dressing room, to do thework of psychologists with younger players. At Arsenal we have good things ahead of us. We have one of the best young squads in Europe and if they can take the next step we can be great once again.
    He's a funny guy, Gallas, he really is. Still, let's hope his feet talk as well as his mouth this season because if they do they'll be the best talking feet in football. Carlos Vela is excited about his move to Osasuna (a story which Arseblog brought you way back in July). It'll be good experience for the young Mexican and Osasuna had a very good season last time around and will be looking to consolidate themselves as a top 6 side, at least. We've turned down a £10m bid from Valencia for Gilberto Silva, according to the People (cheers Beamer). That's very good money for a 30 year old but I seem to recall Valencia being chock-a-block with central midfielders already. Can't see it happening. And that's it. The countdown is well and truly on for the start of the new season and this week should be very interesting. Have yourselves a fun Sunday and we'll see you tomorrow.]]>
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    [no headline appropriate] {{insert 6455.a}} http://arseblog.net/2007/08/06/no-headline-appropriate-insert-6455a/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:35:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/06/no-headline-appropriate-insert-6455a/ classicfootballshirts.co.uk have kindly begun to sponsor to the Arseblog Mailing List. If you want your box to be filled with Arse goodness each and every morning all you have to do is click here and subscribe. You can unsubscribe any time you like, there's a link at the bottom of each email, and your address is closely guarded by a team of crack ninjas who fight off the spammers who would so like to harvest your sweet, virgin email address. Basically, Arseblog will never share your info with anyone else. That's because it's mine, all mine. Mwa ha ha ha etc. So, sign up today and get Arseblog thrust into your slot each morning. Who could possibly ask for more? Right then, bank holiday or not there's work to be done. Until tomorrow.]]> 498 2007-08-06 10:35:16 2007-08-06 08:35:16 closed open no-headline-appropriate-insert-6455a publish 0 0 post 0 Robin van Persie is a transformer http://arseblog.net/2007/08/07/robin-van-persie-is-a-transformer/ Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:01:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/07/robin-van-persie-is-a-transformer/ Alex Hleb is dreaming. He has a dream. A song to sing. And Alex's dream is to score 10 or more goals this season. Which is a nice dream but quite a dreamiful dream. Based on the previous two seasons 10 is really stretching it but who are we to shoot down a man's aspirations before the season has begun. If he can score 10 goals then he'll have had a great season - unless, of course, he scores 8 of those goals in one incredible Carling Cup game against Liverpool at Anfield and the other two come as consolation goals in the first and last games of the season. But that's unlikely. Not quite as unlikely as Hleb scoring 10 to begin with but there you go. I'm right behind you, Hlebinator. Arsene Wenger, capturing the zeitgeist perfectly, says Robin van Persie has been 'transformed'. We think he's been transformed into an 8 ton Mack truck and he now calls himself 'Robinus Prime' and he is at Arsenal to stop Megatron (Wayne Rooney) and the evil deceptecons from taking over the world. It's a big burden for the boy to carry but the manager is confident he can do it, saying:
    He has improved and, for me, become a complete team player. Robin’s responsibilities have got higher now Thierry has left. I want him not to worry about that, just play good football, enjoy it and not be injured.
    And the last part is vital. Not even Arsenal's top class mechanics put Robin back together after he broke a piston last season. If he can stay injury free this time around then I think he's going to be, like Annie Lennox's boyfriend, a thorn in many sides. He's capable of winning any match with a flash of brilliance but perhaps what we need from him is more consistent goalscoring. To be fair he was doing that last season before his injury so hopefully he can pick up where he left off. One of his striking partners up top is Nicklas Bendtner who got plenty of playing time in pre-season. The manager is a big fan of his talent but admits he's still very 'raw' and needs to make a step up to contend for a first team place on a regular basis. What he does give us is a different option up front. He's massive, strong, quite quick for his size and pretty decent in the air, it seems. He's got a lot to learn, a lot, and I think people really need to be a bit patient with him. Whether or not he can learn it all in time remains to be seen but the couple of goals he got in the pre-season tournaments will give him plenty of confidence. Ryan Garry has joined Bournemouth on a six-month deal. Hopefully he can put his injuries behind him and make some kind of a career. Best of luck to him. And that's it. For those of you that want to take part in this week's Arsecast tune in tomorrow for details. It's nothing major. Just your chance to leave a voicemail with your prediction for the season ahead. Details then. Finally, if you fancy joining the Arseblog Fantasy Football league on OleOle.com just go to the site, sign up and join the European Super League with the name - Arseblog.com. The password is 'jamribter'. Now, I have to go into town and bring back a pair of faulty pants. I got home and it turns out they only have two legs. Pffff.]]>
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    Dr Jekyll and Mr Gallas http://arseblog.net/2007/08/08/dr-jekyll-and-mr-gallas/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:44:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/08/dr-jekyll-and-mr-gallas/ He says:
    This season, the young players really, really want to win one trophy. They won't be bullied this season. They don't want people to keep saying Arsenal are just young kids. When I train with them, I don't see them as young kids. I see only players who are ready to fight. They will be ready this season. During pre-season, I realised that. What I saw during the tournaments - against Paris St-Germain, Inter Milan, Ajax and Lazio - the spirit was different. Everybody fought for his team-mate and you realise: something's changed.
    Now, I'm not sure about Gallas being the 'new Vieira' as he's labelled in some papers this morning but there's no question he's one of the most experienced players in the squad. Frankly, last season was a write-off for all concered. His performances were no more than average at best, he spent most of his time moaning about anything he could think of (Chelsea, Arsenal, Chelsea, Arsenal's transfer policy, Chelsea, Arsenal's young players, Chelsea) and hardy won the heart and mind of your average fan. Perhaps it was difficult coming to the club on deadline day, involved in a deal with one of the biggest cunts in Arsenal history and finding yourself in a slightly uneasy dressing room lorded over by Thierry Henry. Whatever the reason he was a negative Nancy last season but seems to have been transformed in recent week. No excuses this time around. As I've said all along I have no problem with someone talking the talk if they can walk the walk. So far Gallas would fall behind Arsene Wenger Hawkins in the walking the walk stakes and that's not good. His comments today are good and positive but they'll only be worth something if they're backed up by performances on the pitch. Let's hope he can produce because on his day he's a fine defender. In other news Arsene Wenger is sure that Gael Clichy will eventually get a call-up to French national side. Certainly if he keeps improving he's got every chance but then while I'll be happy for him it's always a pain to have more players to go off and get injured by Raymond Domenech. Meanwhile Alex Song says he's determined to prove his worth for the season ahead. At the moment he appears to be 6th choice for central midfield so unless there's an injury crisis his chances are going to few and far between. At training day yesterday reports suggest that Kolo Toure will be the new captain, at least until Gilberto gets back. There's still not been any official announcement as Arsene Wenger is probably well aware of the curse of the armband. The sinsister poem scrawled on a wall deep in the bowels of the East Stand at Highbury should have been a warning: He that doth receive the armband post poetman shall change and desire different things like women from the med and proper ragu take great care to whom you give it to It really has to be Gilberto and Kolo as the two most experienced outfield 'Arsenal' players and I'm quite happy with that. Finally for today your help is required for this week's Arsecast. I'm looking for you to take part and leave a voice mail about the season ahead. All I want is for you to say who you are, where you are, your prediction for the season ahead and one thing you're looking forward to about the new season. Try and keep them under 30 seconds if possible and if there are a load of them I might not be able to play them all but we'll see how it goes. To leave your message simply call - 020 7193 6971 from inside the UK and - 0044 20 7193 6971 from outside. It should go directly to the voicemail. Update 4.20pm - If you could hang on from calling until further notice that would be great. Update 6.5opm - Ok, lines open till 10pm tonight (GMT). Update 7.20pm - No more calls, please! Thanks to everyone who did but there's just too many now. Cheers. And that's it.]]>
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    It's surpisingly quiet this week http://arseblog.net/2007/08/09/its-surpisingly-quiet-this-week/ Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:54:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/09/its-surpisingly-quiet-this-week/ Lasanna Diarra again and this time we're about to test Chelsea's mettle with a £5m bid. It strikes me the last thing we need is another central midfield player but I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if we bought him simply because, Eduardo apart, that's the way our transfers have been this summer. On the other hand the story in the Sun is written by Mark Irwin who ran the 'Wenger's Hot Rod' story on the back page about Rodrigo Palacio, which as we all know now was just a wind-up. I'm not saying his credibility is shot or anything but it'd be like calling Stevie Wonder as an eye-witness to a crime. Robin van Persie has been talking up Theo Walcott. The pair of them started their pre-season training back in June having spent a long time out with injury and Robin has been impressed, saying:
    I like Theo as a person. He is a young man but I think he has big, big ambitions for himself to show his qualities. His ambition is one of the biggest things about him. He is just 18 but I see in him a big, big desire achieve his goals.
    And Theo is someone we want to see make progress this season. I think he's someone we need to have patience with though as his young age does seem to pass people by a bit. Sky Sports are dubiously linking Johan Djourou with a loan move to Birmingham. Can't see it happening, especially when we lose two defenders in January to the ACN. Coming later today in the 'columns' section a season preview, as per usual. Thanks to everyone who took the time to call up and leave a voicemail with their predictions for the season ahead. I have to say the confidence and optimism people have about the upcoming campaign is quite refreshing. Maybe those feeling not so positive can't be arsed to phone up because they're so glum and down in the dumps and suffering from the blues and stuff. According to this small article here Arsenal's TV channel will be run in association with Setanta Sports. Interesting. All summer long the official site has been running a series called Great Gunner Moments - at number 2 today is Anfield '89. What the fuck is number 1? Could it be the day they got an interview with Robert Senderos? I think it just might be, you know. Answers in the arses, if you please. More, including Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    502 2007-08-09 09:54:55 2007-08-09 07:54:55 closed open its-surpisingly-quiet-this-week publish 0 0 post 0 1158 http://arsenalist.com/2007/08/11/wengers-moaning-pisses-me-off/ 72.232.131.35 2007-08-11 07:45:04 2007-08-11 05:45:04 1 pingback 0 0
    Captain Fantastic Marvel Mouthpiece http://arseblog.net/2007/08/10/captain-fantastic-marvel-mouthpiece/ Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:48:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/10/captain-fantastic-marvel-mouthpiece/ William Gallas has been made captain of Arsenal. William Gallas captain of ArsenalI think it's fucking horrible and I don't think I've ever disagreed more with a decision Arsene has made. I think out of the current squad Gilberto should be captain based on the way he led the team last season in Thierry's absence. I could, I suppose, have tolerated Gallas as a stand-in captain in his absence but even then I'd prefer to have seen Kolo as captain. And then Jens as captain. And then Vic Akers as captain. And then some tramp stinking of piss wearing a 'Frankie says Relax' t-shirt. And then a giant mutant fetus which recited the poems of Pam Ayres at you. And then ..., well, then Gallas. Maybe. Only if the three legged goatboy with bad breath and an overly playful nature wasn't in the picture. I could go on a long rant about the whys and the wherefores but it's a waste of time. The deed is done. Agree with it or disagree with it - it makes no difference. It's not about to change and so we have to just live with the fact that the moany old cunt is our captain. I was wondering why he had changed his fucking tune so quickly. 'Oh, I've been warming to Gallas a bit recently. See the way he's got an article every day in the paper saying how awesome everything is? Which is really quite the opposite of what he was saying when Thierry Henry left, and all last season, but never mind, he's saying the right things!' Now we know why. He's nothing if not a cunning bastard, is he? Anyway, however you want to try and justify it to me I just don't see William Gallas alongside people like Pat Rice, Frank McLintock, Tony Adams or even Vieira and Henry, for all their faults, who were captains because they had served Arsenal so brilliantly there was no other choice. This, in my opinion, has cheapened the Arsenal captaincy in a way I never thought possible. I'm sure Arsene has his reasons. I'm sure when we hear them they'll sound perfectly reasonable and sensible. Arsene has a gift that way. 'Everything is fine', he'd say in a dramatic situation. 'Apart from that meteorite that's just about to kill us all.' 'Don't worry about that. It's fine.' 'Ok.' *KABOOOoooooommmm* But whatever Arsene says about it and however he talks about this one will just leave a bad taste in the mouth for me (thanks to Ricey for the pic, click for slightly bigger). What's really odd is that on the member's training day the other day people reported that Kolo Toure had been announced as the new captain and had pictures taken with the armband on and everything. Most strange. And you everything in the world has gone upside down crazy when James Lawton, James Lawton I ask you, writes something like this. Is the The Truman Show? ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME? Emmanuel Petit is worried that Arsenal have become a selling club and that the balance between youth and experience is all wrong. He says:
    I just want the board to realise that if you want to win titles you need the dynamism of the young players, but the experience and maturity of the older players as well.
    It's not the board he needs to tell but his old pal AW. If you're wondering why Petit has become so interested all of a sudden it's because he's one of the analysts for Setanta Sports coverage of the Premiership. Let's hope he doesn't carry on too negatively. Published yesterday in the 'columns' section and lost amidst the debate about Gallas being captain, here's Arseblog's 07-08 season preview. Now then, time for this: Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast there's a big contribution from you lot as you tell the world your predictions and hopes for the season ahead in a series of voice mails, the Man in the Bar is there along with some other bits and pieces and there's info on how to join the Arseblog.com league in OleOle.com's fantasy football game. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode39.mp3] Now, I must away to work. Until later, Arsemigos.]]>
    503 2007-08-10 09:48:51 2007-08-10 07:48:51 closed open captain-fantastic-marvel-mouthpiece publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1159 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=718 207.58.151.29 2007-08-10 10:20:18 2007-08-10 08:20:18 1 pingback 0 0 1160 http://bluechampions.com/barclays-premier-league-kicks-off-alex-in/ 69.89.25.161 2007-08-11 07:38:59 2007-08-11 05:38:59 1 pingback 0 0
    Arsene's gamble with transfers http://arseblog.net/2007/08/11/arsenes-gamble-with-transfers/ Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:12:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/11/arsenes-gamble-with-transfers/ right up for a title challenge, saying:
    We know we have quality, we know we have a style of play, we know we have a hunger and we know how we have prepared. We have created a strong belief, we have a great solidarity in the squad and we know that’s what matters now. That is why we are so keen to show it. It is the pride of the champions to come and show how good you are and I believe this team wants to show that.
    So, those are the expectation levels of Arsene. When you compare them to the fans who rang in and left messages for yesterday's Arsecast there's a bit of a gap. While not everyone thought we'd be champions the majority were expecting, and were happy with, improvement in the league. I think most fans consider the squad to be short a couple of players for a real title challenge so the news from Arsene on transfers might not be to everyone's taste. He said:
    I always look at my team and what we need to be strong. And I feel we are strong, I don’t feel we need more. But we are always listening. If something comes up we have the funds to do it, but we don’t have a special need.
    The fact that we're not actively looking for new players and merely 'listening' in case a nice bargain pops up is slightly disappointing. Of course if could be just Arsene putting people off the scent but more likely he means what he says. My thoughts are that we need a new wide player and a striker but perhaps our collection of central midfield players might see a slight change in formation. Maybe he sees Rosicky and Hleb as cover for the strikers as both of them like that 'number 10' role as well as traditional wide players which we know they're not. Let's remember as well that we are in profit for this summer's transfer activities. In fact since January we've pulled in, by my estimation, somewhere in the region of £30m in transfer fees and spent around £18m. If you consider the fact that there was money there to begin with there's probably a big pile for Arsene to lie on the floor with and count while laughing hysterically make use of and most of us would like to see him do that. I know you can say there are no obvious candidates for the positions we need but I can't believe Arsene Wenger and his famed network of scouts can't dig up anyone. To be honest, I think he's taking a massive, massive gamble if he doesn't bring in anymore players between now and the transfer deadline. Tribal Football, via The Daily Mail (which is sort of like Hitler recommending Pol Pot for country club entry), links us with Luka Modric. As well as that we've now weakened the squad even further by loaning out Johann Djourou to Birmingham. Now, I can see the logic of Djourou playing games to get experience and we do still have Kolo, Gallas and Senderos but a couple of injuries and we're short of cover. You have to think Gilberto is being thought of not only as a central midfield player but cover for the centre-halves. After that though we're very short. It's either Alex Song or that new lad Nordveidt who really is too young at this stage. Djourou will be back in January when Eboue and Toure go off to the ACN and hopefully he'll have had a good run in the Birmingham team but his departure does enfeeble us slightly. Arsene's thoughts on his new contract are nothing new so there's no point going over them. George Graham is full of confidence for the new season though. Sitting in his landcaped garden with an Arsenal cannon hand hewn in the grass, he says:
    You have to be wise and I would ask the fans to just show some trust in Arsene's methods - I don't doubt them. This group of players he has could, if it all clicks, shock many people.
    Absolutely right. I'm just afraid they only 'Cli' or 'clic' and not quite 'click'. We'll see though. Team news for tomorrow sees Gilberto out, Adebayor and Eduardo doubts but the Crozilian has more chance of playing than missing the game. Other than that everyone is ship-shape and raring to go, no doubt. Bernie Ecclestone, formula 1 supremo and Thunderbirds baddy, says he's interested in Arsenal again. His old mate Deino is probably somewhere in the background and Ecclestone says:
    I am still very interested. If I could buy Arsenal I would, but I'd want control.
    Fair enough. I too would buy Arsenal if I could and I would also want control. However, I'm not a horrible fucking cunt. Mostly. It's true. And that's about it until tomorrow and our horribly scheduled game which we probably won't be able to see anywhere. Haave fun.]]>
    504 2007-08-11 12:12:45 2007-08-11 10:12:45 closed open arsenes-gamble-with-transfers publish 0 0 post 0 1161 http://soccerlens.com/why-did-arsenal-miss-out-on-ribery-and-malouda/2791/ 64.62.209.10 2007-08-13 17:03:18 2007-08-13 15:03:18 1 pingback 0 0
    The time is now http://arseblog.net/2007/08/12/the-time-is-now/ Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:09:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/12/the-time-is-now/ The Grimster has called Arsene's workload since David Dein apparently quit (at least that's the Guardian's stance on it) 'frightening' and said that Dein is 'irreplaceable'. Now, he obviously isn't irreplaceable but if Arsene's workload is frightening then he's got nobody else to blame but himself. Dein was fired (that's the real stance) in April and he has had since then to make an appointment - and let's remember it's Arsene who said he would take on that responsibility. Ken Friar, as we know, has been doing a lot of the negotiations and contract stuff but if there's too much work the simple solution is to appoint somebody to do Dein's work on a full time basis. And considering how quiet we've been in the transfer market this summer (from an incoming transfer point of view) then I can't imagine how much extra Arsene has to be doing. He has also indicated that his own future will be sorted out in the next "two or three" weeks and the expectation is that he will sign a new contract. You might remember in the summer there was talk of Real Madrid and Cesc and it appeared that the player had spoken to the Spanish giants (giant cunts). Arsene Wenger is less than amused and in today's News of the World he says:
    I did not allow Fabregas to talk to anybody. He denies that he spoke to Real Madrid. So if you can get the statement that he’s done that and that Real Madrid, more than ever, has done that we will sue Real Madrid.
    Excellent. I love lawsuits, so I do. There were real life actual quotes from Cesc about this alleged meeting but it's surely not beyond the realms of possibility that the Spanish press made them up. I know it's hard to get your head around but just try. And that's that. Time for some breakfast then I'm off but before I do - Come on you reeeeeeeeeeeeeds!]]>
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    Late, late show gives Arsenal a deserved win http://arseblog.net/2007/08/13/late-late-show-gives-arsenal-a-deserved-win/ Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:57:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/13/late-late-show-gives-arsenal-a-deserved-win/ Arsenal 2-1 Fulham (van Persie 84, pen - Hleb 90) Three points to start the season is really rather satisfactory, you know, even if the winning goal did come a lot later than people might have liked. Jens Lehmann is obviously a big fan of season 06-07 and he did everything in his power to live in the past by gifting Fulham a goal inside the first minute. It really was a horrible mistake for such an experienced keeper to make and despite it being the first game of the season it will raise question marks over the decision to keep him this summer. Will it be Seaman mkII? Let's hope not. Cesc likes Hleb's goalHaving seen the highlights about three times last evening it seemed like it really was a case of last seasonitis. Chances, shots, but no goals. Without Eduardo or Adebayor it was Hleb who played in the second striker role. Other than that there were no real surprises in terms of the team. With about 10 minutes to go things looked bleak but then Kolo Toure was clearly fouled inside the box by Charlie Blackmouth and Robin van Persie fired home the penalty to equalise. One of these days he'll get a penalty just a bit wrong but every time I've seen him take one there isn't a keeper in the world who would get near it. Not even Dr Octopus. With Bendtner and Walcott on we were causing problems and the big Dane really put himself about. At the moment he's a bit like a bull in a china shop but he scares the shit out of the opposition with his size and power. He won headers, had a good shot on goal and generally caused mischief. With just a few seconds of normal time remaining Cesc floated a ball into Hleb inside their box. He had van Persie on one side and Bendtner on the other, each of them screaming for the ball, but after his promise to be more selfish he turned sharply and drilled in the winner into the bottom corner. A very nice finish, I have to say. And that was that. Full time and three points. I didn't see enough of the game to comment on performances overall but you can certainly say we've improved over the opening day last season. It was a similar type of situation and we could only manage a 1-1 draw. To be behind for so long and to come back and win the game is very positive and will provide the lads with confidence and belief that a draw just wouldn't have done. Again the silly goal could have cost us dearly and while Arsene Wenger said Jens was '10' when asked to put his keeper's relief on a scale of one to ten, I'd be looking very closely at the German if I was the manager. Yes, mistakes can happen but mistakes happen to keepers more often when they get older. Almunia and Fabianski have got to really start pushing him now. Afterwards Arsene was felt emibiggened by the cromulent result, saying:
    This was the kind of result that changes a team and a season. We had our backs to the wall, didn't give up and managed to win the game and it is the sort of result that can change a season for a team because it gives you momentum and belief.
    I know it's early to be talking about the effect this could have over the course of the season but I know what he means. Imagine if we hadn't got the winner - the players would definitely be thinking 'Oh oh, here we go again'. Now they're thinking 'Hurrah, but didn't we do this last season against Wigan? We did. But still. This is nice on the first day. I think I'd like an ice-cream.' Afterwards Fulham manager Lawrie Sanchez went on a rant about Arsenal being divers, completely ignoring the fact the penalty was in fact a penalty, and the clear cut 100% penalty on Hleb in the first half and the fact that his own player tripped over his own feet and tried to claim a penalty. Basically though nobody should pay the slightest bit of attention to anything a man who wears glasses like that says. It was the pathetic, bitter rant of a man beaten fair and square and he's making excuses already for the fact that he's going to get Fulham relegated. The cunt. So, the opening day of the season sees us win, United only draw against a plucky Reading side playing both the United team and ref Rob Stiles, and Sp*rs lose. We now have a massive 2 point gap over the champions, I can feel my spine tingling as we speak. For those of you interested in betting and all that malarkey, perhaps you might want to take a look at the Daily Mail on the Arsenal Newsnow feed. They seem to be able to predict the future. And really that's it for this morning. We've got to prepare for our Champions League qualifier against Sparta Prague on Wednesday so there'll be plenty of news and previews and team news for that one. For now we can just enjoy the first Monday of the new season and rub our shiny three points over and over again. Also, if you fancy two tickets to Blackburn v Arsenal at Ewood Park on Sunday click here. Till tomorrow.]]>
    508 2007-08-13 09:57:00 2007-08-13 07:57:00 closed open late-late-show-gives-arsenal-a-deserved-win publish 0 0 post 0 1162 http://footiefool.com/2007/08/13/hleb-club-for-men-reading-crashes-the-party-and-another-season-is-off/ 70.85.214.226 2007-08-13 17:34:37 2007-08-13 15:34:37 1 pingback 0 0
    Gilberto 'upset' at Arsene's Gallas decision http://arseblog.net/2007/08/14/gilberto-upset-at-arsenes-gallas-decision/ Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:54:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/14/gilberto-upset-at-arsenes-gallas-decision/ talks about how proud he is to be captain of Arsenal, Gilberto Silva has spoken of his disappointment at being passed over for the job. He said:
    Of course I was surprised because I was captain all last season when Henry didn't play, and after his move to Barcelona I naturally thought I would be this time.
    And he wasn't alone. The general feeling amongst fans was that he was the right man for the job and I'm told the players were as shocked as anyone when Gallas was appointed. I thought Gilberto captained the team to great effect in Henry's absence and while some might say he's not a shouter and screamer what he did was lead the team by example. He probably had his best ever season in red and white, we know he was a captain off the pitch as well as the Christmas party was held in his house and overall he did a good job. Being the top professional he is though he'll get on with things and give 100% to the club but he's obviously upset about the way the situation was handled, saying:
    Arsene is the manager and it is his decision and I have to accept that. Life goes on and I will get on with my job like I always have. But I was surprised he didn't speak to me about his decision. He had the time to do it because I was at the training ground before it was made public. He didn't say anything to me and I just found out about it that evening when I saw it on the Arsenal website. I wasn't upset about not being captain, but I was about the way I learnt about it.
    Now, for a man famed for his man management that is very poor, you have to say. What would it have taken to spend 10 minutes with Gilberto before making the terrible decision to have Gallas as captain, just to explain his completely wrong decision to the man who led his young team so well the previous season? Is that the way to reward good service? I had more or less gotten over the Gallas appointment, distracted as I was by the actual football, but I felt sorry for Gilberto at the time and I feel even more sorry for him now. Whatever Arsene's reasons for making Billy Big Bollocks captain the way he has handled the situation is very disappointing and we can only hope that it doesn't cause further resentment within the squad. The Chairman, P2D2, has been talking about the club's finances and he reckons we've never been in better shape and there's money there for Arsene to spend. He says:
    All these stories that the manager hasn't got money to buy players are absolutely ridiculous. We've never denied him funds in 11 years and we're not likely to now.
    Keith Edelman said something similar last month but unfortunately for him and for the Chairman they've got a manager who appears to be allergic to spending money. Having made a profit of £255 billion this summer you'd think he might bring in some more players to the thinnest squad of his Arsenal reign but so far there appears to be little movement. The need for quality on the wings is there for all to see and while there may be no obvious candidates, Quaresma apart, there must be players who can come in and improve our first team straight away. There are now 17 days until the transfer window closes. Perhaps Arsene is just letting the money gain interest for as long as possible before he spends it. Blackburn's Morten Gamst Pedersen is a name that has been linked over the last few days. So there. He's looked a decent player at times for Blackburn, capable of some spectacular goals, but doubts remain about his ability to play at the highest level on a consistent basis. The team news ahead of tomorrow's Champions League qualifier against Sparta Prague sees Adebayor definitely out with Eduardo da Silva rated as 50-50 and you have to think the manager will err on the side of caution with him. There's no point risking him if it's not completely necessary and Bendtner showed he can do a job when given the chance, despite his obvious rawness. If you fancy two tickets to see Blackburn v Arsenal at Ewood Park on Sunday then simply click here to enter a very simple competition. It'll run till Weds at midnight then I'll announce the winner on Thursday morning. It goes without saying that you need to be in a position to actually travel to Blackburn to collect your prize and see the game, doesn't it? And that's it for this morning. Good day to you.]]>
    509 2007-08-14 09:54:50 2007-08-14 07:54:50 closed open gilberto-upset-at-arsenes-gallas-decision publish 0 0 post 0
    Sparta Prague preview and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2007/08/15/sparta-prague-preview-and-other-stuff/ Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:47:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/15/sparta-prague-preview-and-other-stuff/ return home for Tomas Rosicky to the club where he began his career and for which his brother and his father both played. He's looking forward to the game and Arsene Wenger is expecting big things from him, saying:
    It is a game where Tomas is a bit more under pressure than others because of the extra scrutiny. But he is classy and I feel he is at the age where he can get the right balance in the final third. He is sharp, quick and lively. We want him to give key passes and score goals - and I am convinced he will.
    It is the perfect fixture for him to kick into gear with. We saw at the end of last season that he was capable of scoring goals and arriving in the box at the right time. However, his Arsenal career up to now has been hampered by a series of niggly injuries and we have to hope that he can get a good run in the team uninterrupted. If he does then I think we all hope he can prove to be a more effective player than last season. In terms of the team it's likely to be the same one that played against Fulham as Eduardo and Adebayor are both out with ankle and groin problems, while in midfield we're without Diaby and Denilson who both have ankle injuries it seems. A good result here is vital. We don't want to be chasing a game back at home and so much depends on the result over the two legs. Not only financially and, to use Arsene's word, footballistically, but you have to think that if we have our eye on a player or two our involvement in the Champions League group stages could be a big factor in whether we sign them or not. Sparta are a decent side, good defensively, very strong and intimidating in their leather underpants and they know they've got to get a result in the first leg to have any real chance of going through. We have to keep it tight at the back and try and nick a goal or two. So no silly mistakes, no slips in concentration and no gifting them the first goal. It's a lot to ask but here's hoping! Speaking of gifting goals, Jens Lehmann will play tonight, and he's philosophical about what happened against Fulham, saying:
     I have never taken such a woeful first touch in my entire career. If that is the way the season begins for me, it can only get better. As Yazz so famously said, the only way is up. Baby.
    Indeed. At the press conference Arsene was asked about Gallas as captain and as I predicted he made it all sound quite reasonable. That's what he does. You know what I think, that's not about to change, so I'm not going to labour the point. When asked about Gilberto's comments yesterday he said:
    I cannot justify every small decision, and explain it to everybody. Things have to stay inside. He was not in the (training) group last week, and that is why what happened happened. I respect Gilberto a lot. I had a face-to-face meeting with him and told him what I wanted to tell him. I have nothing more to say about that.
    If the implication is that the Arsenal captaincy is a small decision then that is rather odd, I have to say, and I still think he could have taken 5 minutes to tell Gilberto before it was announced anywhere else. Anyway, what's done is done, for better or worse, and there's no changing it so let's just put it one side and when Gallas lifts the Premier League trophy next April we can cheer and be a bit sick in our mouths at the same time. Blackburn have dismissed reports linking us with Morten Gamst Pedersen, especially at the price being quoted, around £8m. You can't blame Blackburn for wanting more. I mean, if someone's willing to spend £16m on Darren Bent then you have to think you can get more. In the current climate we'd probably have gotten £10m for Gus Caesar. I suspect if we do make any signings they won't be from English clubs. It's your final chance to win two tickets to Sunday's game against Blackburn at Ewood Park. Clicky here to enter and I'll announce the winner tomorrow. And that's it. Tonight's game is on Setanta Sports, I think. Anyone know if it's on the free to air Setanta here in Ireland or is it on one of the subscription channels? Till tomorrow.]]>
    510 2007-08-15 09:47:12 2007-08-15 07:47:12 closed open sparta-prague-preview-and-other-stuff publish 0 0 post 0
    Goals from midfield kill the Spartans http://arseblog.net/2007/08/16/goals-from-midfield-kill-the-spartans/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:29:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/16/goals-from-midfield-kill-the-spartans/ I ended up listening to BBC Radio London to a commentator who seemed to be practicing his stand-up material. Whether that had anything to do with how little was going on in the match I don't know but I'd advise him not to give up the day job. Sparta came out rough and ready as we expected them to and picked up a flurry of yellow cards early on. No surprises that former West Ham man Repka got one but he got his when he injured himself in a tackle with Cesc who got booed by the crowd from then on. The much vaunted return home for Tomas Rosicky turned out to be rather a damp squib and I think, in all seriousness, I only heard his name once before half time. It wasn't until 20 minutes from time when we took the lead. Clichy intercepted in midfield, skipped past a couple of defenders and passed to Cesc who finished from inside the box. It's good to see him get off the mark early this season - it'll take some pressure off. We seemed to sit back a bit after that and when Rosicky (who left the field to warm applause from the home fans because of his history and the fact he was kind enough not to do anything to hurt them in the game) was replaced by Song we wobbled a bit according to the commentary. Jens made a couple of decent saves but was directly involved in our second. Claiming the ball from a Sparta corner he chucked it out to Sagna who broke down our left, got close to the box and played a nice pass to Alexander Hleb who finished very smartly past the keeper to make it 2-0. That's 2 goals in 2 games for Belarussian and if he keeps this form up he could beat Henry's record in a mere 235 games, or something. In seriousness though it's good to see some end product from him. It remains to be seen whether or not he can do it from the flank because surely when Adebayor and Eduardo are back we'll play with two strikers again. Some players are good at being the lone striker but I'm not sure Robin van Persie is one of them. From what I gathered he was left a bit isolated and with too much to do and that's understandable. He's no Drogba-esque target man. Still, 2 away goals and a clean sheet is a good result when you consider the players we had missing and bar an absolute disaster in the return leg it looks like Champions League football is on the agenda for this season. Arsene Wenger was happy with the result but wasn't counting any chickens, saying:
    The whole team has a resilience, they fight to the last second - and we have shown that again tonight when we scored the goal. At 2-0 we are not qualified. We know we have to keep on our toes. But the second goal was certainly a mental blow for them.
    So we can certainly be happy - the only slight concern I had was the fact that with 20 minutes to go and still 0-0 our only options on the bench who might in any way change the game were the two teenagers, Walcott and Bendtner. I know we were missing Gilberto, Diaby, Eduardo, Adebayor and Denilson but I'd still like at least a winger to come in to give us something different. We have that up front with Bendtner who can blunderbus his way around the pitch but our collection of central midfielders and full backs playing on the wings aren't really producing. It doesn't look like it'll be Pedersen as the manager denied making any sort of bid for him. According to some people watching on Setanta last night Arsene said, in a pre-match interview, that his new contract could be signed within a matter of days. We'll have to just wait and see what happens there. So now we have to get ourselves ready for Blackburn on Sunday and one lucky Arseblog reader is going to get themselves a pair of tickets for the game. Thanks to everyone who entered and the answer to the question (Which former Arsenal player now plays for Blackburn?) was, of course, David 'ave it' Bentley. The RNG did its thing and the winner is Scotty Easen. I'll be in touch with you this morning. It was an interesting night in the Premier League last night. United's start to the season is similar to ours last time around. They could only draw 1-1 with Portsmouth and lose Fake Ronaldo for three games after he was sent off. Chelsea came back from 1-0 down to beat Reading, Bolton lost (haha) to Fulham (aw) while Boro's start to the season is consistent at least as they lost 1-0 to Wigan. Listening to BBC 5live last night a Boro fan phoned in and said Jeremie Aliadiere was 'unbelievable', in that he couldn't believe how bad he was. Haha. Right, that's it. Busy morning. Until tomorrow and the Arsecast. G'luck.]]>
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    Mmmmm, rough Cesc + Arsecast 40 http://arseblog.net/2007/08/17/mmmmm-rough-cesc-arsecast-40/ Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:42:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/17/mmmmm-rough-cesc-arsecast-40/ he denied taking pleasure in anyone else's pain, saying:
    It is true, maybe I was a bit late. But he did the same before and sometimes it happens to you. Of course, I am sorry for him."He came back on and then started insulting me and I said 'OK, well don't'. He was saying Czech words which I do not understand. Maybe Tomas can translate for me. This season we have the football quality and the physical quality. We are a different team with a different spirit.
    I am very encouraged at the way the side was able to cope with not just a physical team but a dirty team and in the past we might have suffered a bit at this kind of treatment. It's a good sign that we just got on with our football and played the game. As well as that when someone like Repka, whose reputation in football is of someone who kicks ankles more than the ball, says what he said before the game then he can have no complaints when a bit of rough stuff is dished back out to him. Let's hope he's not looking for revenge in the return leg because he's psycho enough to really try and cause someone damage. Cesc also talks about getting off the mark this season early, but if you remember he did the same last time around and then went a long, long time without another goal. I quite fancy him to get a good number this time around and while he might be more interested in assists I think goals will become his crystal meth and he'll be slamming them in all over the place. Gael Clichy has also lauded the new spirit in the camp and the refusal of the boys to be cowed by these sort of tactics. Tomas Rosicky is hoping he can have more of an impact this season, saying:
    I feel that if I can stay injury free, then I can be an important player for Arsenal. Last season, whenever I felt great, I got injured which was difficult for me. Now I feel okay again and we know that we have to score from midfield more.
    There's no doubt the midfield have done that thus far. Two from Hleb (mop my shocked brow) and once from Cesc in the four we've scored so far but I don't think there's an Arsenal fan who doesn't want to see more from Tomas. He's exciting, he can score some great goals but like an epileptic we only see it in fits and starts. There's no doubting his talent and maybe the wide left role doesn't quite suit him but he's intelligent enough to adapt and make a better go of it than he has up to now. Ahead of Sunday's game against Blackburn the early team news is that we'll be without Gilberto, Adebayor and Diaby but Eduardo could make his first start while Denilson has recovered and should, hopefully, take Alex Song's place in the squad. Emmanuel Eboue has a little knock as well and going by his past record a little knock could mean anything from 1 game to 2 months. With more strikers back in the squad you'd have to think Hleb will move back to the right hand side which will allow Robin van Persie more support and leave him less isolated. He's done a lot of hard work in a fairly unfamiliar role so it'll be nice to see him playing his 'real' game. Plus he really likes scoring against Blackburn. Now, time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast there's a very low-fi blogchat with the Man from East Lower, the Man in the Bar isn't feeling well and there's more guff, insolence and vulgarity. The bet of the week, with thanks to BlueSq is back and this week, if you fancy it, it's: The goal scoring machine Alexander Hleb to score at any time and Arsenal to win at 6/1 - if you don't have a BlueSq account click here to sign up. As always the Arsecast is brought to you by OleOle.com To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode40.mp3] And there you go. Enjoy. Have a good Friday and I shall blog at you tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsene is just a big old slut http://arseblog.net/2007/08/18/arsene-is-just-a-big-old-slut/ Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:15:25 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/18/arsene-is-just-a-big-old-slut/ Arsene Wenger has promised a decision on his new contract will be made 'very soon'. He's being a bit of an old tart about it, isn't he? Either sign or don't sign but don't keep telling people something is about to happen. Maybe I'm just a bit sore of head this morning but it all seems a bit teasey or something. After saying yesterday that he wanted to stay injury free and make a real impact this season Tomas Rosicknote is out of tomorrow's game against Blackburn with 'knock on the knee'. It'd be funny if it wasn't so depressing and other players would not have received such patience and generosity from fans. He really does have to start delivering but he's got to get fit first. In the pre-game press conference Arsene talked about his young players having old heads and blah blah blah. I'm kind of bored of hearing that same story repeated 50 different ways now. Why did nobody ask him about new signings? We're without Eboue as well so our options in wide positions amount to Hleb and Walcott and it's quite clear the squad is stretched to the limit already. New blood needed and so far there's no sign of it. Hopefully both of them can have good games tomorrow but if they don't we're pretty much bollixed if we need to change things. Eduardo, after being tipped for a start, will probably be on the bench with the boss unsure whether or not he's quite ready to be in the first XI. We have Denilson back so we may see him in one of the wide positions with Hleb continuing in the more advance midfield role - or we could see Bendtner which, I have to say, would be my preferred option. His physical approach is just what we need, especially if we see the same cynical Blackburn side as we did in the FA Cup last season. Kolo Toure talks about William Gallas being captain at the bottom of this article here and has some good things to say about it. You get the feeling that if Wenger had appointed Jeffrey Dahmer as captain Kolo would say he's great at taking young opposition players out of the game. And that's it. I need painkillers, coffee, more painkillers and some painkillers. Till tomorrow arsebandits.]]> 513 2007-08-18 11:15:25 2007-08-18 09:15:25 closed open arsene-is-just-a-big-old-slut publish 0 0 post 0 Blackburn preview - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/08/19/blackburn-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:07:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/19/blackburn-preview-sunday-round-up/ admits to being confused about where to play him, saying:
    I am not completely sure what his best position is. At the moment I feel he is a bit more of a wide player, but because he makes good runs he would be good in the centre as well.
    Certainly for today's he's got to start wide right for me. With Eduardo fit again we now have three strikers to choose from but without Rosicky and Eboue, who really aren't natural wide midfielders which shows where this team can definitely be improved, Walcott and Hleb have got to be the obvious choices. There's the suggestion that his shoulder injury is still on preying on his mind a bit and he probably just needs one or two good performances to build up some confidence and start showing what he's capable of. At times he seems a little hesitant and indecisive when he's on the ball - if he could become a little more direct then it would improve him a lot, I think. We do have to remember his age too so fingers crossed he can do the business if called upon today. Arsene has been talking about his new contract and has revealed there will be no get out clauses. That's really only what you would expect from Arsene who has always been an all or nothing kind of a man. As well as that, how can you ask for 100% from your players if you're not going to give it yourself. Read more here. Today's game is going to be physical and difficult, Blackburn are a tricky side and have added some decent players this summer, particularly Roque Santa Cruz up front who is experienced and knows where the goal is. We've got to show the same combative spirit we did against Prague and hopefully playing with two strikers will allow Robin van Persie to get more involved in dangerous areas. I'd also like to see Cesc nutmeg Robbie Savage again. And again. And again. The kick the ball so hard into his groinal area that his balls shoot out of his mouth and land in the technical area causing Mark Hughes to slip when he stands on them, sending him flying into the air and landing on his coccyx which would shatter right beside a TV mic so we could hear the noise and guffaw loudly. That might not happen though. Kick off is 3pm - for some reason I thought we were playing earlier than that, oh well. In other news we're being linked again with Eduardo's old team mate Luka Modric which would make sense if we didn't already have Cesc, Rosicky, Denilson and Hleb who are all very similar players. Plus he's cup tied in Europe until January at least. Bolton look ready to sell Nicolas Anelka and with them firmly rooted to the bottom of the table (hahahaha) the player himself would have no compunction in leaving. He's got 2 goals in 3 games so far this season though and would definitely add pace up top. However, you'd have to think that if he really was a genuine target we'd have been in for him already. Manchester United are said to be interested again. I do have to say the longer we go without opening the cheque book the less likely it looks. There are still just under two weeks to do some business so fingers crossed. Right, that's it. Safe trip to all those going northwards this morning and here's to three points later on.]]>
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    Jens shocker costs Arsenal the three points http://arseblog.net/2007/08/20/jens-shocker-costs-arsenal-three-points/ Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/20/jens-shocker-costs-arsenal-three-points/ In the grand scheme of things 1-1 away at a team like Blackburn isn't a bad result but the disappointment felt stems from the way we conceded the equaliser. After going ahead in the first half through Robin van Persie and scrapping like mad for the rest of the game, particularly in the second half when they were very much on top I thought, it was a truly horrendous mistake by Jens Lehmann which let them back into it. Jens mistake costs us the pointsDavid Dunn (who must surely have the biggest head of anybody, anywhere. There are blue whales with smaller heads than him) fired off a pretty decent left footed shot but it should have been meat and drink to Jens. Instead he let the ball slip through, or off, his hands and it went in. Now, I've always been a fan of Jens but this mistake following so soon after the equally bad one against Fulham raises serious, serious doubts over his position in the team and the decision to keep him on for one more year. As keepers get older they get more error prone, we saw that with David Seaman who was also allowed stay too long, and we're seeing it now from Jens. Two horrible mistakes in two consecutive Premier League games. Last week the rest of the lads bailed him out but this time his mistake cost us the three points. Previous to the mistake, and subsequently, I thought he'd played pretty well to be honest. He came for high balls, corners and crosses and took them all very well but it's going to be difficult for a defence to feel 100% sure of him now. After Gallas went off injured Senderos came on and I thought we coped pretty well with them so to have all that hard work undone by a mistake like that must be gutting. I saw Cesc on Sky after the game and naturally he was supportive of his teammate but the manager now has a big decision to make. Does he figure that the chances of another mistake are slim after two so close together and stick, or does he believe those mistakes have come from Jens being complacent or simply just because age is catching up with him? If it's the latter then he's got to drop him. Maybe it's a bit like kicking man when he's down but the manager has to think of the team first and in the past Jens responded well to time on the bench, this might do the same. Maybe though it's just a case that at 38 these kinds of errors become more frequent - not because you don't train well or you don't prepare well, just because at 38 you're coming towards the end of your football career. It's a bit sad, really. Leaving all that aside I thought we did pretty well considering. The early goal was a good fillip for the team and certainly we played better in the first half than the second. I thought Eduardo looked lively, mobile and I liked that he wasn't afraid to have a pop from outside the area, which is something we've been looking for the team to do more of. In Bacary Sagna we have a right back that is, in my opinion, a huge improvement on both Eboue and Hoyte. He's strong, quick, good defensively and good going forward. Thus far he looks to be a very good signing. As well as that I thought we coped very well with a very physical Blackburn team. We might be young and we might not be the biggest team in the world but we're showing that we won't let anyone push us around. This was perfectly illustrated by Cesc's bone crunching tackle on Pedersen after the Norwegian had given him a sly kick in the head during the second half. Arsene Wenger felt the Blackburn approach was 'over-physical' and leaning towards 'violent' and at some stages they came very close to the line. It wasn't so much violent as relentlessly nearly violent. On the other hand we pretty much gave as good as we got from Savage and his ilk. Mark Hughes will defend his team no doubt but they were the ones who ended up with 10 men. A quick word for the Blackburn fans - once again you've demonstrated you are amongst the most clueless, contemptible crowd of shitehawks in history. "1-0 to the referee" they chanted at one stage, as if it was Alan Wiley (who was crap, I'll admit) who fumbled the ball into van Persie's path and not Brad Friedel. As for Robbie Savage (labelled a histrionic disgrace by The Times), if he could translate 1% of his cuntiness into footballing ability he'd be better than Maradona. Now, while the focus will be on Jens and the mistake and the 'violence' I thought we were a bit toothless going forward today and, more than anything, lacking in options to change the game. Theo got another game under his belt and that will be good for him but he still looks very raw and indecisive. He's probably hyper-aware of being a team player but sometimes it's good to be a bit selfish, especially if you do have ability which we've seen in glimpses before. I thought Hleb worked very hard on the left hand side and the defensive part of his game was very good but we lacked an outlet on either side. Eduardo, as I said, was promising, but overall the squad still looks short on quality in certain areas and I really hope the manager is planning to augment the squad. Gallas is now out for three weeks and if either Kolo or Senderos picks up a knock we're without an established first team centre-half to take their place. While you can't legislate for injuries, if you look at how many we've picked up in recent seasons you might question the wisdom of letting Djourou go out on loan. We have Hoyte who can play there and then we either play Alex Song, Gilberto or Nordveidt, the 17 year old. None of those would be ideal and some far less ideal than others. Still, they are options, but offensively is where I think we really need to buy. When asked by the BBC if he might be busy in the transfer market before deadline day Arsene's response was 'Not really, no'. Make of that what you will. Still, overall there was a good bit to be positive about and that's probably overlooked this morning due to the circumstances. Between the start of this season and the end of last we're on a 9 game unbeaten run in the league. Next up we've got high flying Man City who beat United yesterday to go top of the table and leave Demento's men with just 2 points from their first 3 games. Elsewhere there was refereeing madness in the Liverpool v Chelsea game and some strange stuff on Sky Sports afterwards from Richard Keys, as Left Back notes. There are some international friendlies this week, at this stage I'm not 100% sure who's taking part and who's not but I'll see what I can dig up for you tomorrow. Until then have a happy Monday from the rainiest city on earth.]]> 515 2007-08-20 09:00:06 2007-08-20 07:00:06 closed open jens-shocker-costs-arsenal-three-points publish 0 0 post 0 1163 http://arsenalist.com/2007/08/20/despite-crazy-jens-things-are-still-pretty-good/ 72.232.131.36 2007-08-21 05:12:16 2007-08-21 03:12:16 1 pingback 0 0 Signings :: Dunn's head :: Arsenal crossbar challenge :: Jens http://arseblog.net/2007/08/21/signings-dunns-head-arsenal-crossbar-challenge-jens/ Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:38:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/21/signings-dunns-head-arsenal-crossbar-challenge-jens/ David Dunn of Blackburn opening his enormous mouth in his enormous head, a head which makes John Merrick's look like a trophy on the wall of a jungle tribe's head shrinking expert, about Arsene Wenger. Because his head is so very massive his voice can be heard for miles around, something akin to the way an earthquake can be felt from miles away due to its great force, but he seems to have overlooked the fact that nobody gives a fish's tit what he says, the gigantic domed cuntsack. Speaking about transfers Arsene was as vague as ever, saying:
    I still feel I will do something if it comes up. But at the moment, frankly, I am nowhere. I have not found anybody. Either they do not exist, or if you go into the market and want to buy someone tomorrow, it will be at a very high price.
    Names like Quaresma and Anelka are being bandied around, mostly because nobody can think of anyone else who might fit the bill. Then again nobody would have picked out Sagna or Eduardo as potential signings before the summer began so what we think isn't really that important. What I do find hard to believe is that Arsene Wenger, with his knowledge of players and with his network of scouts, can't find anyone at the right price who might improve our team. Even if we do have to pay over the odds a little bit that won't make us any different from any other team who has bought players this summer. The market is inflated but it's not just inflated for us. I remain hopeful but to be honest it's too stressful worrying and fretting about transfers. Que sera, sera. The manager is expecting a tight title race this time around, with more teams involved than in the last few years. To be honest I'd prefer a one-horse race with us in front and the other donkeys and mules trying to catch us up. Not much chance of that though. As I mentioned yesterday Cesc has given his backing to Jens Lehmann after his latest mistake against Blackburn. That is only right and it's good to see but ultimately it's down to the manager to make a decision about Jens and he'll be watching the England v Germany game very closely, I'd imagine. Another mistake and you'd have to think it's curtains for Jens, for a while at least. Meanwhile Jens has been talking about how totally awesome Germany are and how totally lame England are. You'd have to think that interview was given before his Blackburn disaster because he really should just be keeping schtum at the moment. For those of you who missed it yesterday check out Arsenal doing the 'Crossbar challenge' on French TV. The YouTube video is a bit jumpy but there's a way of looking at it streaming through the Eurosport site which is better quality. See here for more details and my thanks to Leky for the video. Finally for today I have to wish the Mug Smasher a happy Jesus birthday today. I did buy him a very expensive present but when I was walking home from the shops I got attacked by some ruffians and they stole it from me. I hope they choke on all 12 inches of it. He really wanted that My Bloody Valentine picture disc. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Mysterious Lehmann doesn't feel the pressure http://arseblog.net/2007/08/22/mysterious-lehmann-doesnt-feel-the-pressure/ Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/22/mysterious-lehmann-doesnt-feel-the-pressure/ He's not dwelling on the mistakes though, saying:
    I can only judge myself - the mistakes I made were so simple I am not concerned. I don't have any fundamental doubts about my basic ability as a keeper. It hasn't thrown me off balance. I don't feel under pressure - life goes on.
    Which is, I suppose, exactly the attitude you want. You don't want him to get all Manninger on the situation and lose confidence. He did try and explain teh Blackburn error but was rather cryptic. He said:
    There was a reason why I didn't catch the ball but I really don't want to explain why - mostly because there are so many English journalists about, I know them by their faces and I don't want to give anything away
    How mysterious. Whether he starts on Saturday against Man City remains to be seen. He certainly seems confident that he'll keep his place but we don't know what the manager is thinking. With Almunia now the crossbar champion, the manager might decide to throw him in. Let's face it, Jens has never once hit the crossbar in his Arsenal career. Shoddy work, I tell you. There were some ripples of fear around yesterday when William Gallas gave an interview to a French newspaper about his injury. When he said 'You will not see me again until October' there was the thought that his injury was much worse than it first appeared but it seems he was referring to the French national team whose next meet-up is then. Arsene Wenger talks about how Theo Walcott's shoulder injury has made him slower and only now is he regaining his pace. Theo played for England U21s last night, as a striker, and they drew 1-1 with Romania's U21s. You do get the feeling Theo is lost a bit on the wings and playing up front is probably his best position. That said if he could find his feet on the right hand side he'd bring something to the team we don't have. Update: Turns out he played left wing for England last night. Oh well. That's it really. Boring, I know, but what can you do? Fingers crossed all our players, and there are quite a number, who are in action tonight come through unscathed and ready for the visit of the unlikely league leaders on Saturday. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    Wenger's deal, Honduran wingers and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2007/08/23/wengers-deal-honduran-wingers-and-other-stuff/ Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:09:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/23/wengers-deal-honduran-wingers-and-other-stuff/ Chairman P-lo:

    Hopefully we'll have something to say in the next week or so. The length of the contract is up to him but hopefully it will be a two or three-year deal. We certainly want to pay him what he's worth. But money is not the major stumbling block - there are just little pieces here and there to sort out.

    So there you go. I suppose until we get proper confirmation it's still up in the air but hopefully everything can be sorted quickly - at least before another round of 'Arsenal in crisis - Wenger to leave - Ashburton Grove built with balsa wood' stories. The next biggest story is one involving a Honduran winger called Wilson Palacios. As uncovered by Gunnerblog it seems the player is on trial with us and the noises coming from his club and his father are that he's likely to stay with us in a deal worth in the region of £2m. However, we do trial players all the time and the fact that the story is out in the open could be a way of raising the player's profile and securing him a move to a decent European club on the back of Arsenal's interest. While he does seem like a typical Wenger signing - e.g nobody has ever heard of the fucker - he's hardly playing in a decent league, doesn't have much of a goalscoring record for his club and I have no idea if he plays for the national team. If he doesn't the chances of signing him are very slim due to work permit regulations. Colour me totally indifferent to this one. Back to Arsene now and he says he might not appoint a 'director of football' as Ken Friar is doing such a good job when it comes to transfers and stuff. Now, Friar is a tough negotiator but he can hardly be rushed off his feet at the moment, can he? I mean, I could quite easily be Arsene's transfer person. All you do is stick an ad in the Buy and Sell, get the best offer for a couple of your more established players, then sit around eating sandwiches for the rest of the summer. He also talks about how the pre-season criticism of the team and how we were being written off has spurred the team on. Urgh. What a horrible word. It has made the team more determined, or something. That's better. It's one of those stories where Arsene says a lot of words but they take repeated reading to make total sense of. You have a go here if you like. My brain is too addled. Gael Clichy is proud of the change in Arsenal's spirit, which begs questions about why it has changed so much and is it down to the departure of one or two from the squad, while Gilberto denies there's a lack of ambition at the club. You can read a full interview with him here. And that's really all there is to it. There are no reports of injuries to any of our players who were on international duty last night. I saw Bendtner play the full game against Ireland - he hit the bar and the post with headers - while Jens was in action for Germany as they beat England 2-1 at Wembley. While the focus will be on Paul Robinson's mistakes reports suggest Jens was guilty of at least one very dodgy moment so quite how the manager views that in terms of this Saturday remains to be seen. We'll get more info and team news in tomorrow's press conference so we'll just wait and see. Now, I'm going to set next door's house on fire to stop the alarm going off. See you in 18 months or so.]]>
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    Jens out 'injured' + Arsecast 41 http://arseblog.net/2007/08/24/519/ Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:34:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/24/519/ Almunia is equipped to take responsibility because he did very, very well when he played last year. He is mature, he has all the attributes you need to be successful. It was a close decision who is my number-one keeper because of his performances last season. To me that suggests if Almunia does well then Jens is going to have a hard time getting back into the side. Now, I know Manuel doesn't fill many people with confidence but I think he's a much improved and much more confident player than the one who first joined the team. Remember, he spent his life playing for teams who got battered every week. Moving to a club like Arsenal brought different pressures and expectations and it took time for him to settle down. At this moment in time I'd have more confidence in him than in Jens. That's not slagging Jens off, because I love the bloke, but the German is all over the place at the moment and Almunia must know how big a chance this is for him now. As for Fabianski, I don't think there was any chance of him taking over given how little part he played in pre-season but he's going to get some bench time now at least. With Emmanuel Adebayor back and fit it looks like we've got some options up front at last. Bendtner looked pretty decent against Ireland while Eduardo scored and it was good to hear the boss say he was going to be playing with two strikers in most games, despite the success Alex Hleb has had in that supporting striker role. It was obvious that Robin van Persie was altogether too isolated and with one of those three alongside him he'll be much more effective. Gilberto looks like he's going to be involved to some degree on Saturday as well but Eboue, Diaby and Rosicky - at this moment in time - are all still on the injured list. Also out is William Gallas and Arsenal have reacted to Raymond Domenech's idea of Gallas being treated by the French national team's doctors. What is slightly worrying is that the injury he suffered is the same one that kept him out for months last season. Given the fact our cover at centre-half now amounts to Justin Hoyte (who could be on his way to Aston Villa - ta, Smiley) and Gilberto. I don't even want to think about Alex Song at centre-half in the same way I don't want to think about coming home and finding my entire family butchered by a maniac. As usual the manager's pre-game press conference will take place this afternoon where no doubt he'll be grilled about Lehmann and hopefully somebody will ask him about transfers as well. I can't wait to hear him say he's open to bringing in players but only the exact right player and the exact right price. Now, this. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, I talk to GilbertoSilver from gunnerblog.com about the goalkeeping situation, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's 24 hour news and other stuff too. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode41.mp3] Now, I must away. Happy Friday.]]> 519 2007-08-24 08:34:26 2007-08-24 06:34:26 closed open 519 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1164 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=734 207.58.151.29 2007-08-24 09:57:54 2007-08-24 07:57:54 1 pingback 0 0 1165 http://benfleming.wordpress.com/2007/08/24/also-jens-cant-be-trusted/ 72.233.2.49 2007-08-24 17:59:52 2007-08-24 15:59:52 1 pingback 0 0 Saturday, yes, it's Saturday http://arseblog.net/2007/08/25/saturday-yes-its-saturday/ Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:52:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/25/saturday-yes-its-saturday/ Theo Walcott who was a rather strange choice for the England World Cup squad last summer. There doesn't appear to have been any change in the team news from yesterday so it's Gilberto and Adebayor in, the rest are all still out. I wonder if Adebayor will start or if he'll go with Eduardo again. The Crozillian scored in midweek and had more endorsement from former Gunner Davor Suker who claimed that Arsenal had made a better decision to sign him than Liverpool had to sign Torres, so he's highly rated (thanks Tony). It might just be the kind of game that'd suit him as well with City more inclined to play football. Ade and Bendtner on the bench at least provides us with good options to change the game in need be. Cesc talks to the Guardian and his comments about Thierry Henry make very interesting reading. Arsene says his new contract doesn't have anything to do with David Dein. That's good. Pillows don't have anything to do with David Dein. Nor do bananas. Or cutlasses. This is an interesting read - Arsenal had a get together for their new charity, which supports autism, and Arsene talks about the social responsibility the club has and how involvement in such things makes the players better people. It certainly does, much the same as Chelsea players going to Las Vegas and playing the slots (yes, I said slots), makes them such lovable characters. Now, I think I need to eat something. Till tomorrow and here's to three points today.]]> 520 2007-08-25 12:52:14 2007-08-25 10:52:14 closed open saturday-yes-its-saturday publish 0 0 post 0 It's not about performance, it's about results http://arseblog.net/2007/08/26/its-not-about-performance-its-about-results/ Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:19:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/26/its-not-about-performance-its-about-results/ The good start to the season continued yesterday with a 1-0 win over a Manchester City side that looks unrecognisable from the ones we've been used to down the years. They were organised, quick, hard working and pretty good, if a bit toothless up front. It took us about half an hour to get going but when you consider Gilberto was a last minute replacement for Senderos who was injured in the warm up and the Flamster was at right back when Sagna went off after 19 minutes that's understandable. We had a couple of moments in the first half, one when van Persie just failed to get on the end of a ball across the face of goal and another when van Persie himself rolled one across goal only for Adebayor to stop his run for some unknown reason. The second half was better and more enjoyable but it was City who could have scored first when Petrov drilled a shot just wide of the far post. Mpenza was put through then but Almunia was out of his goal quickly and made a very good save. City's defence coped well with Adebayor and van Persie and the two strikers had games to forget but it was Micah Richards who chopped down Hleb and gave Arsenal a penalty on 65 minutes. I've always liked Robin van Persie's penalty technique, he hits them high and into the corers where it's impossible for a keeper to get near them. This was the complete opposite, he hit it hard and low and in the perfect place for Schmeichel Junior to save it. Having previously been a bit shaky looking that boosted his confidence and he made saves from van Persie and Cesc. Cesc scores against man cityAdebayor was withdrawn for Eduardo and the Crozilian looked sharp and lively as Arsenal pressed for a goal. In the 80th minute Hleb played a lovely little ball through to Cesc inside the box and he spanked it home from a tight angle inside the keeper's near post. Cue delirium, badge kissing and good times. We could have had a second when Hleb's left footed shot scraped by the post. There was a late scare when Schmeichel came up for a corner and got a header on target but Almunia made a routine, if rather showy, save. So, a victory, three points and a rather better start to this season than last. Now, I don't think we played particularly well today. The two strikers didn't do a lot and Adebayor in particular looked rusty, half fit and, for the first time in his Arsenal career, a bit lazy. Maybe he just doesn't have the legs at the moment but what I really liked about him last year was the effort and workrate and that's not something he can afford to do away with. As it was his first game of the season we'll chalk it all down to fitness though and expect better next time. My main point was the fact that we played badly and won. Some people might say the result simply papers over the cracks but there were times last season when we played lovely football and got nothing from games. Performances can be improved as the season goes on, results cannot. This was our first 1-0 at the new stadium and it was the kind of result that can make a huge difference at the end of the season. I'd much rather play badly and win games than be nice, pretty and ineffective. The desire to keep pushing for a goal was there and the amount of goals we score inside the last 10-15 minutes of games must be huge. Obviously I'd prefer if we scored a lot of goals earlier in games but beggars can't be choosers. Arsene's comments afterwards made mention of that and he is really trying, publicly, to emphasise his belief in these players. He also spoke about transfers, saying:
    I am not in the market for any new players.
    I think you all know my stance on it. I think a genuine wide player would really make a difference to this team. I think most Arsenal fans would like to see a couple of players come in to give the squad some depth. The back four had two midfielders today, the wide areas are a problem and we don't produce enough from there. There's also the feeling the striking area could use a bit more quality but if Arsene has decided that there are to be no new arrivals then that's the end of that. There's no point us bleating and gnashing our teeth. I think he's taking a gamble and if we do go on a bad run you know that this is a stick that people will beat him with. I'm sure he knows that too. Let's just accept it and move on. If anything does happen between now and Friday night it'll just be a nice surprise. Early start this morning so I don't have time to wait around and see what kind of gossip and scuttlebut fills the Sunday papers but I'm sure you all know how to find that yourself. Just bear in mind that from four games this season we've had three wins and a draw. Next up a CL game on Wednesday against Sparta Prague. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Van Persie angry on a quiet Monday http://arseblog.net/2007/08/27/van-persie-angry-on-a-quiet-monday/ Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:38:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/27/van-persie-angry-on-a-quiet-monday/ I’m watching Match of the Day, which I think is a fantastic programme . . . and I don’t think it’s honest to laugh at the boss and say, ‘Oh yeah, Arsenal are always the same, they always complain’. That’s not honest."
    Two or three people said it on TV and suddenly everyone’s thinking, ‘That’s the way to beat Arsenal’. It’s not. Personally I will never give in to it. Fabregas, he’s small, but he goes into battle. It’s the same for [Mathieu] Flamini. Same for Gilberto [Silva]. If you look at us, I think this idea is based on nothing more than air.
    He goes onto say:
    I want to say one thing. However you play, you have to always respect each other. Blackburn didn’t do that. I’m angry about it, still, because I think football’s a man’s sport. You have to be tough, yes, but you have to play fairly.
    Right on, there's nothing like a sense of injustice to spur on a player and I fully expect a hat-trick from him next time we play Blackburn. I also expect him to get a straight red card for gouging out someone's eyes with his football boots but there you go. You can read more of Robin and his expectations for the season ahead in a decent Sunday Times article here. And that's it. There's really not much else going on. There's no team news yet ahead of Wednesday's CL qualifier against the Spartans but we should get some idea which of our walking wounded will be fit and ready for battle. In the meantime I'll just bid you a happy Monday.]]>
    522 2007-08-27 09:38:05 2007-08-27 07:38:05 closed open van-persie-angry-on-a-quiet-monday publish 0 0 post 0 1168 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/11/arsenal-can-go-5-clear-but-blackburn-will-be-tough/ 207.58.151.29 2008-02-11 10:12:53 2008-02-11 08:12:53 1 pingback 0 0
    *thwack* *biff* *boof* *groink* http://arseblog.net/2007/08/28/thack-biff-boof-groink/ Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:47:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/28/thack-biff-boof-groink/ Gunnerblog though) but Obafemi Martins is in The Sun talking about how he is flattered to be linked with Arsenal but prefers to stay and fight for a place at Newcastle. He's been linked with us all summer long but it was always unlikely, what with Wenger's policy of not signing players over the age of the 35. That's why my move to the club didn't happen this summer too. Emmanuel Adebayor has illustrated this team's unwillingness to be pushed around, saying:
    A lot of players have learned that we have to fight hard to win games. We know people say ‘they are kids and don't want to play as soon as we kick them’. But we stand up for it and we are ready for it, if they kick us we are going to want to beat that person.
    I can see it in the next game. Someone will foul Cesc then Ade and Robin will grab them and force their hands behind their back. Senderos and the Flamster will produce saps from down their socks and administer a hefty beating around the face before Rosicky nips in and boots him in the balls with the outside of his foot. As he's lying on the ground Kolo will come racing over, give him a couple of swift kicks to the head and then asks their players, in the style of Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon, if they fancy a bit more. Meanwhile, Alex Hleb will have taken advantage of the distraction by dribbling up field, stopping the ball on the goal line and looking for a striker to pass it to. Speaking of Hleb the boss has been singing his praises and explaining that so many of his passes don't find a man because he's trying to play through the eye of a needle. Perhaps his sloppy passing is just something we'll have to put up but if he can continue having an impact on games like he has at the start of this season it'll be easier to forgive. The boss will have a pre-match press conference today, as per UEFA rules, so we'll get the low down on the injury situation. Hopefully Sagna and Senderos will be back, allowing our collection of central midfielders to battle it out for a place in the middle of the park. Ashley Cole is all over the papers today saying Chelsea can be invincible. Invincible cunts. Invincible shite eating, piss drinking, donkey fisting thundercunts. Nobody will ever come close to being as despicable as this Chelsea team. If football goes on for another million years and through the process of evolution a team is made up from hideous mutants who feast on kittens and small babies before making it compulsary to listen to Phil Collins music 23 out of every 24 hours they still couldn't be as cunty as Chelsea. Right, I've got to get my nose to the grindstone. See ya'll tomorrow.]]>
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    Wenger sticks with what he's got, says no to Adriano http://arseblog.net/2007/08/29/wenger-sticks-with-what-hes-got-says-no-to-adriano/ Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:38:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/29/wenger-sticks-with-what-hes-got-says-no-to-adriano/ team news for tonight out of the way and we should have Senderos, Diaby and Walcott back in the squad with the manager listing only Lehmann, Gallas and Eboue as the injured players. How we line up remains to be seen but with the manager saying nobody is going out we could see Justin Hoyte at right back. After that it's midfielders all the way and who he picks as the strikers will be interesting. I have a feeling he might rest van Persie and play Adebayor and Eduardo but we shall see. As well as nobody going out the manager said that there's nobody coming in at this moment in time either, playing down links to Chelsea's Lasanna Diarra. Apparently we were offered Adriano on loan for a year but Inter Milan wanted an unnamed Arsenal player in return (thought to be Rosicky) and the boss was unwilling to part with him. As well as the four main strikers (Ade, RVP, Eduardo and Bendtner) the boss claimed that he could play Walcott and Diaby there if need be so he didn't need another striker. There is the feeling that Walcott might be better there but Diaby? Let's hope it doesn't come to that. As for Adriano I'm not that bothered. The last time we took a chunky Brazilian on loan it was hardly a roaring success, was it? What was interesting was Wenger saying that he has got money to spend if he needs it but he's just choosing not to. Now, I know he's got a lot of belief in his squad, and I think that's great, but couldn't he have made his squad better by making a signing or two? He talked about the Djourou loan and while he does make sense in talking about the young man getting playing time what he said next geniunely frightened me.
    I knew when Djourou left that Alex Song can play in there and Gilberto has played in there already.
    Honestly, the very fact that Arsene would consider Alex Song as an option for centre-half is scary. I know the lad has his small fan club but I genuinely don't think he's good enough and I know lots of fans think that way too. I'm not trying to slag him off but the thought of him at the centre of our defence is just ludicrous, especially when, you know, we could have just kept Djourou. There's a long hard season ahead and he played 30 games last time around. With injuries and suspensions there's every chance he could do the same this season. In fact, he'd have played on Saturday against Man City if he'd been around. That the other justification for it is that our best defensive midfielder has played there doesn't make a great deal of sense either but given our plethora of midfielders I can understand Wenger thinking of Gilberto as cover. But Song? Mad. On the other hand he must truly have assembled, in his own mind at least, the most versatile group of footballers ever. He spoke about Jens and said that his position as the number one keeper would go 'from game to game'. This could work two ways. One is that it keeps Jens on his toes or two it heaps more pressure on him and forces more errors. While competition for places is good you do need players to have some sense of stability or it becomes counter-productive. Some reports suggested there was a bust-up between the player and the boss but we it's all speculation really. One thing I do know is that Jens hadn't gone back to Germany as was suggested as late as yesterday morning. So we'll just have to make up our own minds - I can' t see the manager allowing him to leave at this moment anyway. It will be the idea that the squad is now complete until January, at least, that will have most people talking this morning. The other day I said I wasn't going to get too stressed and if the manager decides this is his hand and he's going to stick, then so be it. His faith and belief in his squad must enormous and let's not forget that he spoke a few weeks ago about how the aim this season was to win the title. He has set out these expectations so he must think this group of players can do it. Or at least have a good go at it. For me there's no question in my mind that the squad can be improved. I'll sound like a broken record if I mention the wide areas again but I think most fans think the same way. This is not a question of being critical or unsupportive, it's simply a widely held belief amongst the vast majority of the Arsenal fanbase that a new signing or two would improve us. All summer we've heard from various board members that there is money for Arsene to spend. At yesterday's press conference Arsene said:
    At the moment the financial situation of the club has improved a lot. I’m not short of money if I need to buy someone.
    So we can safely assume that there's money there. The gamble that Arsene is taking here is a big one, in my opinion. If things go wrong again this season, if the guys playing on the wings fail to deliver again, if too much is expected of Bendtner and Walcott, if Adebayor goes to Africa and van Persie gets injured again and Eduardo finds the Premiership tough going, if we continue to play pretty but ineffective football in too many games, then fans will ask why the money wasn't spent. And rightly so. Now, I know there are a lot of ifs in there but after the injuries and problems we've had over the last couple of seasons nothing should be a surprise and perhaps we should be better prepared for those kinds of eventualities. I think the squad is too small (in numbers) and lacks proven quality in wide areas and up front. There are certainly players out there who Arsene could buy who would make things better. Don't ask me to name names, ask Arsene. He's the one with the encyclopaedic knowledge of footballers! I don't want this to sound like it's a moan. I've said all along that if the manager is happy with his squad then there's nothing we can do but get behind the lads that are there and give them our 100% support. That doesn't mean we can't ask questions such as 'Why not use some of the money to make a good squad even better?!'. Anyway, as it stands things are going well at the moment and I hope they continue that way. I hope the young players shine, I hope Adebayor improves and eduardo finds the back of net with even half the frequency he did in Croatia. The season has started positively and at this moment nobody can have any complaints. I'm just afraid that if things don't happen this season the backlash will be pretty severe. Back to tonight's game and the boss is convinced there'll be no fallout from the first leg and Repka's promises to crush Arsenal players like puny ants, or something. Basically we just need to concentrate, make sure we don't concede and if possible score as quickly into the game as we can. It might kill it as spectacle but frankly I could do without the nervousness of them getting a goal with plenty of the game remaining. Perhaps, backed by the boss, it's time for Tomas Rosicky to take centre stage. Robin van Persie says the time he spent out injured is acting a motivation for him, having been injured when he reckons he was playing the best football of his life. Finally today I want to take a moment to talk about how sad I felt about the death of Sevilla's Antonio Puerta. I, like many of you, was watching the game on Saturday night when he collapsed so we've been with him ever since. Seeing him wheeled out of the ground and rushed away in an ambulance was sickening, especially when you could tell by the paramedics that it was serious. There was hope as many times in cases like this an athlete simply drops and that's the end. We saw it some years ago when Marc Vivien Foe died during the Confederations Cup. But as the days passed the doctors grew more pessimistic and yesterday afternoon Antonio Puerta passed away. For someone like me who plays park football and enjoys a pint and the odd smoke and doesn't always stick to a healthy diet it's quite sobering. A young man, less than 6 weeks away from being a father for the first time, is dead. I've been reading the coverage in the Spanish papers and it's heartbreaking stuff. Julio Baptista spoke of the enormous jolt of pain he felt when he heard. Messages of support and sympathy have flooded in from every Spanish club. Ex-teammate Antoñito declared himself 'broken' at the news. I listened to the President of Betis, Manuel Ruiz de Lopera, who has had the worst relationship with Sevilla FC and their President Jose Maria del Nido that you can possibly imagine, speak on the radio about Puerta's death and the genuine emotion and solidarity for Sevilla, their fans and the family of Antonio Puerta was very moving. Antonio Puerta will be buried today at 2pm Spanish time. A promising career and a young life cut short well before time. Perhaps, as we bitch and moan about not signing a fat Brazilian or any kind of winger, we might think about this and put it all in perspective. I have never tried to speak on behalf of any other Arsenal fans, but I think I can do so today when I say to the family and friends of Antonio Puerta, everyone at Sevilla FC and all their fans, that we send our most sincere condolences and sympathy. May he rest in peace.]]>
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    Three and easy for the Gooners http://arseblog.net/2007/08/30/three-and-easy-for-the-gooners/ Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:49:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/30/three-and-easy-for-the-gooners/ We had that rarest of things last night, a comfortable victory killed off by an early goal. If the script had been written to give Sparta an early goal and then for us to hang on and miss a lot of chances before, perhaps, sneaking a late one to make the game safe I don't think anyone would have been too surprised. However, the game was as good as over after 7 minutes. Walcott was put clear on the right, he went past the defender and drilled a low ball across the goal to give Tomas Rosicky the simplest of finishes. At 3-0 on aggregate there was no way back for the Czech side. There were changes in personnel. Justin Hoyte came in at right back, Senderos was back in the centre of defence, Diaby and Gilberto were in the centre of midfield while Eduardo started up front with Robin van Persie. To be honest it wasn't much of a game to look at. At 3-0 we were cruising and hardly going to bust a gut while Prague knew the game was over too, despite the odd threat. It wasn't until the introduction of Cesc and Denilson that we started ticking again, and both of them got involved. Walcott had been moved up front, where the boss says he's going to play more in the future, and Eduardo out left. The Crozilian looked lively out there and set up our second goal beautifully with a classic playground push and run past the defender and cut it back for Cesc to smash it home. The Spaniard dedicated his goal to his friend and U21 colleague Antonio Puerta. In the 90th minute we made it 3-0. Denilson's good cross from the right was met, inside the 6 yard box, by Eduardo and he scored his first competitive goal for the club. I'm not sure why everyone tried to smother him afterwards but it's good that he got off the mark. It can be a weight around players necks if they don't score for a new club early. Look at what happened to Dennis Bergkamp. It took him 10 games and the pressures and headlines back then were bad enough. In this day and age when a player is written off after just a couple of games it'd be even worse. The type of finish shows exactly why he was brought in though. Inside the 6 yard box, brave, attacking the ball. How long has it been since we had a player like that? So, overall job done, job done well and goals from midfield and a new striker. If you really wanted to be picky and analytical you could say the performance wasn't brilliant but that's as much down to the circumstances as anything. The game was over early, there was no point running ourselves into the ground this early in the season and in the overall context of the season it just goes down as a decent win and a confidence builder. It was good to see Diaby back in the team but his first game of the season was about fitness, not performance. His passing is better than he showed last night, where he did his best impression of Blindy McBlind the Blindest Man in Blindington. Like Adebayor on Saturday the run out will do him good and we need as many bodies fit and ready as possible. The boss was enthused by Theo's performance as well, and while he did have some very good moments, I'd love to see him go at defenders with a bit more drive and bollocks. We got the goal when he went outside the full back and he's got the pace to do that every time. But, he is just 18, and that's another assist to chalk up to him and an encouraging performance rather than a brilliant one. You can read the manager's reaction to it all here. We go into the draw for the CL group stages as one of the seeded teams. You can see the seeding groups here, so there's the potential for a very tough time or a rather easier time. A Celtic, PSV, Rosenborg group would be rather tasty but it's unlikely to be that simple. The draw takes place some time later this afternoon with the usual 3 hours of shitetalk and build-up. I think it's at 5pm GMT.2 In other news Arseblog revealed yesterday that the club are planning on trademarking the word 'Gooner' for use on common merchandise like tops, t-shirts, scarves etc. I have to say it doesn't really sit easy with me. It's one thing claiming the crest and the name of the club as your intellectual property, there isn't a person in the world who would argue with that - least of all me, but the word 'Gooner' doesn't belong to the club. It belongs to the fans. The question I would ask is if the trademark application can be extended at any point beyond those limited items (you can see details of them in the link in that article) to affect things like websites and fanzines that have been using the word for a long time. There's quite a debate going on about it in the columns section so feel free to join in if you've got anything to add. Sadly, ANR does not allow comments so you can't say a word about this quite pathetic hijack of the story to wheel out some pro-Dein/Kroenke PR. A new low for Myles, that. Update: He's removed the offending crap from his article. Typical. Just for the record it said: Stan Kroenke would never do that in a million years. Stan the Yank is a flexible, accommodating owner who values his fans very highly and understands PR. Now, off to do my day's work. More, including an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]> 525 2007-08-30 09:49:10 2007-08-30 07:49:10 closed open three-and-easy-for-the-gooners publish 0 0 post 0 1172 http://www.arseshirts.com/blog/2007/09/18/introducing-goonr-tm/ 194.63.248.33 2007-09-17 23:19:47 2007-09-17 21:19:47 1 pingback 0 0 Dein's return is not good news for Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2007/08/31/deins-return-is-not-good-news-for-arsenal/ Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:39:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/08/31/deins-return-is-not-good-news-for-arsenal/ Alisher Usmanov (link makes interesting reading - Times profile here) and Farhad Moshiri. Dein is the chairman of the this holding company. You can read their ever so friendly sounding press release here. Don't be fooled though. This is no friendly company. This is a company that wants to buy up as many Arsenal shares as possible and takeover the club. At this point David Dein would the chairman of Arsenal. A life's ambition realised at last. 14.58% of a company that doesn't pay dividends to directors or salaries to non-club shareholders is pretty worthless, unless you sit and sell when the price goes higher. But David Dein has no intention of doing that. David Dein, who now has £75m in his back pocket - well, maybe a little less if he's got a few bills to pay - wants this group to buy up as many shares as possible. He's come on board at the right time too, when Arsene signs a new contract you can be sure he'll give a little wink and try and claim all the credit for it. And what's sad is some people will believe it. What's going to happen to his old pal Stan Kroenke? Will he sell his shares to Red and White? Perhaps he will, that'll give them just under 30% and with the Arsenal Supporters Trust welcoming Dein back, according to the Times, that could push them over the mark when they are obliged to make an offer for the club. Of course it can still be rejected. Now, what about the men who are involved with David Dein? Usmanov is an oligarch. Do I need to tell you how they made their money? Roman Abramovich is an oligarch. We all admire his work so much, don't we? I've received emails which I cannot print but which express great uneasiness about the sort of people who are now significant shareholders in our football club. This is what The Times reported yesterday evening:
    Within hours of Dein’s press conference, Schillings, the lawyers, issued a statement on behalf of Usmanov. It read: “Mr Usmanov was imprisoned for various offences under the old Soviet regime. We wish to make it clear that our client did not commit any of the offences with which he was charged. He was fully pardoned after President Mikhail Gorbachev took office. All references to these matters have now been expunged from police records. Mr Usmanov does not have any criminal record.”
    Ok then. Yes, I was sentenced to time in prison but I was innocent. Innocent, I tell you. Regular readers will know my opposition to Kroenke's takeover was based on how badly I thought David Dein behaved and the way that it would probably have been financed. My opposition to Red and White taking over Arsenal is entirely down to the type of people we're dealing with. This is why I think it's going to be a very divisive issue amongst Arsenal fans. Some see Dein in one light, some in another entirely. There's this mad idea that David Dein will come back and because he's friends with Arsene Wenger he'll convince him to spend Uncle Alisher's £30m on a striker. Yeah! Let's go and get a Shevchenko of our own!!! This summer both the board and Arsene have said there is money to spend on players if Arsene wants to spend it. He didn't want to spend it. So are we better off having £25m of our own that we don't spend and being The Arsenal or having £100m of Usmanov's money and not spending it and being Arseski? I can't even begin to tell you how opposed I am to this. I'm never going to tell you what you should think. I've never done it in the past and I'm not starting now. I'm just telling you that if this group takes over Arsenal Football Club then we lose so much of what we are. Tradition, values, integrity, history - all these go by the wayside if we allow ourselves to become another Chelsea. All it means is that David Dein is our Peter Kenyon. Man, isn't that something to think about? Dein might be the front man but money will still be Russian. Slag off Chelsea then, why don't you? 'But what about trophies and success?', you say. But we've been over the money situation. Arsene will only spend what Arsene wants to spend and frankly a football club is about more than winning trophies. There's a way of doing business, a way of conducting yourself, a way of setting an example - which Arsene illustrated so wonderfully in the article the other week about the players helping the Treehouse charity and how the club had a social responsibility. It made better men of the players doing things like that. What the fuck does a Russian oligarch know about social responsibility? So, if you want to see David Dein as knight in shining shitey armour you go right ahead. That's entirely your right and fair play to you. If you want to come on this site and leave comments about how you support David Dein then that's perfectly fine too. After each blog the floor is handed over to you and keep it going all day. There's no censorship (apart from idiot Sp*rs fans now and again). I'm just putting it in black and white right now, I hate the idea of them controlling Arsenal. Hate it. These people are not representative of what Arsenal is to me. We can just hope that the idea of this takeover solidifies the current board's stance against it. Keith Edelman speaks here about how investment is not needed and that the club's financial results will prove it. He talked about the transfer budget (which appears to be the most important thing for some people), saying:
    We have ample cash resources for the manager to invest in the team and the squad. The manager caught his targets this year well within his budgets, which means his budgets will be increased next year.
    But Oligarch bring more money. Me want more money. Now we just have go through more 'Arsenal at war' and 'Arsenal in crisis' headlines when we should be talking about the football. Nice one, Mr Orange. Further reaction Henry Winter in the Telegraph, Arsenal at War in the Mail, First blow in a bloody battle - David Bond, Goodplaya on Dein's ego vs Arsenal , Hypocritical Dein cannot be trusted - Gunnerblog Dein sells Arsenal down the river - Goonerboy Speaking of football (at last, thank fuck) the draw of the Champions League group stages was made. It was a nice draw too as we got Sevilla or AEK Athens (they play on Monday in a game that was suspended due to the death of Antonio Puerta), Slavia Prague and Steau Bucharest. To be fair that really is quite handy and some nice trips there for the traveling Gooners. Read about Robin van Persie's tribute to QPR's Arsenal supporting Ray Jones who was killed in a car accident last weekend. Now, time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com, there's me waffling at length about the Dein business, the Man in the Bar has a player history, the Mugsmasher pops in for a bit of a football chat and there's a bet of the week with thanks to Bluesq.com - Rosicky to score and Arsenal to win against Portsmout at 5-1. Click here to sign up for a Bluesq.com account if you don't already have one. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode42.mp3] Ok then. Plenty to keep us going during the day. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal sign Diarra::Pompey preview::Arseski http://arseblog.net/2007/09/01/arsenal-sign-diarrapompey-previewarseski/ Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:13:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/01/arsenal-sign-diarrapompey-previewarseski/ Lasanna Diarra. Arsene's collection of central midfielders just keeps on going. Arsene said:
    Lassana is a multi-functional player, making him a great addition to our squad. Not only is he hard working, he has a creative edge and is comfortable playing in the middle of the pitch or at right back
    Phew! At least we've got cover a right back. That was an area of the pitch that was beginning to concern me. He's sort of like Makelele, the way he plays, and it will be curious to see how he's deployed. A long term replacement for Gilberto and with Flamini yet to sign a new deal he could take his role in the side. It's a strange signing though, you have to say. I'm glad as it adds depth to the squad but doesn't really address the issue we have with wide players. On the other hand Hleb and Rosicky are doing ok so far so let's see how it goes. Arsene's dream of a team made up entirely from central midfielders comes closer to fruition. All we can do is welcome our new boy to the Arsenal. He'll wear the number 8 shirt. Team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Portsmouth sees Alex Hleb doubtful with illness (Polonium210? I kid, I kid) while Gallas, Lehmann, Sagna and Eboue are all out injured. It's quite a return for some old boys with Kanu, Lauren and BFS all set to start for Harry Redknapp's side. We're on the telly too, which is nice. The other transfer deadline deal saw Jay Simpson move to Milwall on a 6 month loan deal. Best of luck to him there. Now, onto the other stuff and there's a mountain of it to get through. As I thought the situation has become rather divisive although most reasoned commentators can see Red and White Ltd for what they are, obvious candidates excepted. The main issue of support for Dein and his new chums comes from the idea that Arsene Wenger would have more money to spend. This is what Arsene had to say about that yesterday:
    I feel, in the short term, I do not need more money. You have to see how the game's evolution is in the next four or five years. But if I wanted to buy a player today I have money available. I said that last week so, on today's basis, it's not a problem.
    'But what about the future?', you say. 'He says he might need money in four of five years'. Arsene's response to that:
    You have to work with a club's natural resources. There is no other way. You will not find people for the next 25 years prepared to pump £50m or £100m into a club. That cannot work.
    And he's right too. It's the whole sugar Daddy thing going on here. Some fans are the pretty young girl who is quite willing to overlook the physical limitations of the older man because he can buy her nice things in the nice shops. What the current Arsenal board have done is set out a plan which will increase the revenue of the club, which will allow the manager to spend more money, which will increase our financial power without crippling the club with debt (yes, I'm aware we have a debt on the new stadium) and without having to take money which some people feel is somewhat tainted. If Abramovich's money is tainted in the eyes of Arsenal fans then so is Usmanov's. The manager also spoke about friendship with David Dein but insisted he would not become involved in any 'strategic struggle' and his responsbility was to his best for the club. He also revealed there'd be news on his contract 'next week'. Gunnerblog wheeled out the classic David Dein quote yesterday about the Russians parking their tanks on the lawn and firing £50 notes at us. His disdain for them doesn't seem to have lasted though, does it? Various reports this morning suggest that Dein has been frantically trying to sell his shares and even up to last week was trying to get Stan Kroenke to buy them. They suggest the American was unwilling to do so because of Dein's proposed ownership structure. Basically, Kroenke wasn't willing to buy all those shares then install Dein as the front man allowing him to pocket the £75m and still get to play with his favourite toy (James Lawton's final comment in this piece is good. What's up with Lawton recently? He's been quite nice about us). And can you blame Kroenke? After essentially being landed with 12% of something with no value to him when he couldn't get the required shares to takeover he has been more circumspect in his dealings with Dein. So with that Dein found Usmanov and Moshiri were willing to give him £75m and allow him to be chairman and representative of his new company. Usmanov revealed yesterday in the Russian media that his intention was to increase his holding in the club. That should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone, it's just a matter of how quickly they move things. The Independent reports that the club's largest shareholder, Danny Fiszman, is set to take a more hands on role at the club as the current board consolidates its position. It has become a massive talking point though. I believe Arseblog, along with another few Arsenal blogs, got a mention in today's FT as they covered the fan reaction to Red and Shite's involvement. Heh. FT, how posh. The Man from East Lower gives his view of things. All we can do though is hope that this off-pitch distraction doesn't affect things on the park because they've been going well. It looks like a bloody boardroom battle is on the way but here's hoping the majority of the headlines are about the football. Opposition to Dein and Usmanov (who is a confirmed Manchester United fan) will not go away though. Initial reactions tend to be stronger and more vociferous but if I'm not sure opposition to this will die down. The online community through blogs and comments lends a voice to thousands of Arsenal fans across the world and whatever your blog of choice your comments and views can help. I thought the response from the Arsenal Supporters Trust was rather disappointing but their interest is in Arsenal shareholders, which the majority of fans are not. From the reaction that we got on Arseblog yesterday, and reading around some of the other blogs, it seems a large section of the Arsenal fans online are opposed to the concept of Arseski. Let's hope those views are reflected offline too. And long may that continue. That's it from me, have a good weekend.]]>
    527 2007-09-01 11:13:19 2007-09-01 09:13:19 closed open arsenal-sign-diarrapompey-previewarseski publish 0 0 post 0 1176 http://thirdgen.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/awaiting-portsmouth-lassana-signs/ 72.232.151.20 2007-09-02 04:00:40 2007-09-02 02:00:40 1 pingback 0 0
    Dein's transparent PR - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/09/02/deins-transparent-pr-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:51:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/02/deins-transparent-pr-sunday-round-up/ PR offensive in the papers. He insists that Arsenal need new investment to be successful. I wonder how much of the £75m he just made he's putting back into the club. No, I don't. I know exactly. None of it. It's quotes like these though that make me a bit cross.
    I know, from speaking to him, that Arsène intends to commit in the next few days. I wouldn’t have advised him to if I didn’t have Arsenal’s best interests at heart.
    and
    I want to see Arsenal become the best team in the world, and to that end I’ve been instrumental in getting Arsène to sign a new contract.
    Soundbites, nothing more. See, what he's doing here is making it seem like his arrival back on the scene is somehow the deciding factor in whether or not Arsene will sign a new contract. It's about as transparent and pathetic a ploy as you'll ever see. He's using the fact that Arsene is going to sign a new contract anyway to further his own little scheme. If I was Arsene I'd feel slightly used and a little bit annoyed that a decision that was made without Dein's influence is being hijacked like this. Let's make it very clear - Arsene signing a new contract has nothing whatsoever to do with David Dein. Let's remember that Arsene has hardly given his hearty endorsement of his friend's maneuvers and has openly questioned the intent of the people who are behind Red and White. Also, the idea of poor old David Dein being left out in the wilderness, away from the club he so loved, is fucking pathetic too. An article in the Telegraph says that little Davey didn't consider legal action for unfair dismissal because of his 'affection for the club'. Nothing to do with him not having a fucking leg to stand on then? My mistake. Yes, we should all feel sorry for a man whose business dealings got him sacked and who then made himself very, very rich. What David Dein wants is to be Arsenal chairman. How he gets there doesn't seem to matter to him. Who he has to do business with doesn't matter. How that business is carried out and how it affects Arsenal is irrelevant. Don't be fooled by his saying "This is not a takeover". He knows takeover is a scary word. "Strategic investment" sounds better but let's call a spade a spade. He says he doesn't want to be 'adversarial'. Well, bringing in Kroenke to buy ITV's shares in the start of takeover then when that doesn't work siding with men whose character begs questions is hardly friendly, is it? Deleted at the request of Alisher Usmanov’s lawyers who have stated to me that Craig Murray, the author of the article to which I referred, has withdrawn that article from his website following legal action by Alisher Usmanov against his webhosting service, and who have stated that the content of the article was false and defamatory. Accordingly, I disassociate myself from that article and my previous comments on it, which were based on the premise that Mr Murray’s article was true. It will be interesting to see the club's financial results this month. It's little coincidence that Dein's move has come before they were published. Trying to say Arsenal need money when they've just shown a rosy balance sheet doesn't work quite as well. There's only one reason there's so much interest in Arsenal. It's because it's a well run organisation which has the potential to make a lot of money. Dein knows as well as anyone what a solid performer Arsenal will be and how much there is to be made. If he takes over money that would have gone into the club will go out to line the pockets of him and his investors. Meanwhile, the board say they will not meet with him so the gloves are well and truly off now. Now, onto football. Manuel Almunia talks about taking his chance at Arsenal and how he turned down moves to Spain, which would have guaranteed him first team football, to stay at the club. It is funny how quickly things can change and if he continues to perform then Jens is going to find it very tough to get his place back. Kolo's in the Telegraph while Stewart Robson, in the same paper, says Arsenal miss Ljungberg and Pires. Yes. But that's a bit like saying Liverpool miss John Barnes and Peter Beardsley at this stage. Steve Stammers, a man with good connections to Arsenal, says Arsene will sign his new contract this week. And that's really about it. Today is going to be a tough game. Portsmouth are a decent side going foward and look more solid at the back this season than in the past. We've got to take the confidence built by the good start to the season and play our game. It'll be interesting to see who he picks up front. You have to think RvP and Adebayor but Eduardo's movement might cause the big centre-halves problems. Here's to three points. More tomorrow.]]>
    528 2007-09-02 10:51:59 2007-09-02 08:51:59 closed open deins-transparent-pr-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 1177 http://meltingman.co.uk/blog/2007/09/22/usmanov-vs-the-world/ 75.126.94.74 2007-09-22 13:26:05 2007-09-22 11:26:05 1 pingback 0 0
    The midfield are winning us games http://arseblog.net/2007/09/03/the-midfield-are-winning-us-games/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:44:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/03/the-midfield-are-winning-us-games/ How nice after a couple of days of dealing with the dark side that the focus today can be on the football. Our fine start to the season continued with a hugely encouraging performance against Portsmouth. We got off to a great start when David James upended Robin van Persie in the box to give us a penalty which Emmanuel Adebayor slid home very nicely. Despite it being a clear goal scoring opportunity referee Mark Halsey didn't see any reason to give a card to David James, and considering later events he can count himself quite lucky. We were playing well, spreading it to the two full backs, Clichy and Flamini who I thought were both excellent, and causing them problems without ever really troubling them too much. Cesc had a decent long effort saved and it was Cesc who put us 2-0 up when he reacted quickest when Gilberto's header from a corner was blocked. It was a real poacher's goal and that was his 4th of the season so far. Arsene Wenger is comparing him to Paul Scholes, but only because he's scoring goals from midfield and not because he's a poxy little ginger cunt. Senderos had a header saved by David James and that was that for the first half. The second was more or less the same until Mark Halsey sent off Philippe Senderos. The Swiss defender was holding an offside line but Kolo Toure played Kanu onside. There appeared to be minimal contact but Kanu went down and out came the red card. It was similar to the one against Boro last season when Yaukubu did the same but the contact here was even less than that. Perhaps Philippe Senderos is the strongest man on earth. It seems the slightest touch can make even the most muscualar African crash to the floor in a heap. He doesn't know his own strength. They should send him over there to sort of civil wars simply by barely touching people. I thought it was very harsh, all the same, as he was having a good game and doubly so because of what James got away with in the first half. He'll now miss one game, the North London derby against Sp*rs. The sending off didn't seem to affect us too badly though. Gilberto moved back into defence and when Clichy won a free kick just outside their box, almost level with the corner flag, a quick pass from Cesc to Tomas Rosicky found the Portsmouth defence still trying to figure out what to do and he buried a low shot between Glen Johnson's legs to make it 3-0. Quick thinking from us and I don't think I've ever seen a defence do what the Portsmouth defence did. They completely switched off. Hilarious. They scored almost straight away, Utaka put in a ball from the right and Kanu tried to backheel it, but only ricoched the ball of his own leg and into the goal. As bizarre a goal as you'll ever see. There was even time for more chances as Diaby somehow headed Clichy's cross wide and he also had a fierce drive fly just over the bar. It really didn't look like we were playing with 10 men even if Portsmouth had a couple of attempts on goal which forced good saves from Manuel Almunia. So that was that. 3-1 and we're up into second. Overall I thought this was a fantastic performance. As I mentioned, Clichy and Flamini were brilliant, Rosicky had one of the best games I've seen him have in an Arsenal shirt, and once again the midfield came up with the goods when the strikers were struggling. Penalty apart both van Persie and Adebayor didn't really threaten but while that would have cost us last year the midfielders are winning us games. It really was one of the most enjoyable performances I've seen from us in a long time - the boss called it a 'pleasure to watch'. We looked so sharp and quick, the passing was good and you can almost see the confidence growing. It's just a shame it's a couple of weeks till our next game due to the international break. Hopefully we can pick up where we left off when the real football starts up again. In the other Premiership games United scraped a win against Sunderland, Liverpool hammered already relegated Derby while Villa stuck two past Petr Cech to inflict Chelsea's first defeat of the season on Mourinho's men. You might remember Ashley Cole in the newspapers last week saying how this Chelsea side could be 'invincible' like the Arsenal side he was a part of. Ooooops. Hahaha, cunt. And that's it. More tomorrow. Oh, finally - to anyone who has sent an email over the last couple of weeks and not gotten a reply. Sorry. I've been so busy I just haven't had time to get through them all but will try and work my way through the backlog over the next couple of days. Cheers.]]> 529 2007-09-03 09:44:55 2007-09-03 07:44:55 closed open the-midfield-are-winning-us-games publish 0 0 post 0 Football, more football and the AST http://arseblog.net/2007/09/04/football-more-football-and-the-ast/ Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:50:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/04/football-more-football-and-the-ast/ here) there'll be precious little real news around so we'll make the most of it. Arsene Wenger explained yesterday why he didn't buy another striker during the transfer window and it seems he's got a lot of faith in the four he has. People might talk about Bendtner being inexperienced but the boss says:
    Every other club in the Premier League seems to phone me to get him on loan. So how can I say that everybody wants you but we want you here and then go to buy someone new.
    Fair enough then. So far his opportunities have been limited but there's plenty of time for him to show what he can do - and from the little we have seen he does genuinely seem to offer a different threat up front. Adebayor is tall too but doesn't seem as strong in the air as the young Dane. Gilberto has backed the boss's transfer dealings saying it's a 'gamble' when you bring in new players and that the stability and closeness of the Arsenal squad will be an advantage to us. Not spending is also a gamble but one that so far, touch wood, seems to be paying off. Look at Lasanna Diarra. He says he came to Arsenal for first team football, something he wasn't getting at Chelsea because of the players in front of him. When you look at the competition at Arsenal it's not really going to be any easier. Cesc and Gilberto are first pick, Diaby and Denilson are improving and look strong this season, Flamini is playing out of his skin wherever he's put and Alex Song has funny hair. It will be interesting to see how he gets on. Robbie Savage has branded Arsenal 'hypocrites' for complaining about Blackburn's physical approach. He says:
    Van Persie did a piece in the paper slaughtering us, which is wrong. It's a man's game. It's physical. You're going to get stuck in and make tackles. And they do that, so it's very hypocritical of them. It gets on our nerves.
    Firstly, let me say how delighted I am that it gets on his nerves because I was afraid he didn't have the brain power to think about stuff in the first place. Secondly, the point he's overlooking is that there is a difference between getting stuck in and going over the top. Pedersen standing on Cesc's neck is as far removed from a crunching tackle as you can possibly get. Arsenal got 'stuck in' because we weren't going to bullied by a team managed by a man who was a bully on the pitch and who now demands the same from his players. People call Robbie Savage 'whole hearted' and 'terrier like' for his limited but effective approach to the game. I call Robbie Savage a cunt. It's all good. It's been a good week for Arsenal v Portsmouth as our reserves beat theirs 2-0 last night. The goals came from Nacer Barazite and awesomely named Sanchez Watt. Congratulations to Dennis Bergkamp who has been voted into the National Football Museum Hall of Fame. Now, onto matters regarding the board and the future of the club. The AST (Arsenal Supporters Trust) have been at pains to deny reports that they 'welcomed' David Dein, insisting they only welcomed the opportunity to present at his press conference last week. Since then Tim Payton of the AST did an interview with Danny Fiszman in which the majority shareholder stressed he was fully commited to the club and not just in the short term. I think it's important to stress this because you hear all the time, even from so-called respected commentators, about Danny Fiszman is sitting in his lakeside house in Geneva with his finger hovering over the 'Sell my Arsenal shares' button and it's just not true. The AST went on to say:
    We would like to meet Usmanov and we will remind him of the responsibility his position now holds. Arsenal is about its history and its supporters. Any action by him must recognise this. The AST has already told Red & White that we expect them to work with, not against, the Arsenal board, whose work we greatly respect. A hostile bid is not welcome.
    That, I have to say, is certainly a much better position to hold than had been reported in the papers and I'm happy to clarify that now. All the same, I would very much like to hear what the AST makes of the stories surrounding Alisher Usmanov and whether or not they think such a person is suitable as a potential owner. He already owns 14.58% - do they share the same concerns that many, many fans do about his background? Can the AST even say anything about it as they are a group that is representative of Arsenal shareholders and have to consider what's best for their members first? I think we have to accept that there is a fundamental difference between 'fan' and 'shareholder'. The AST's stance on issues is based on what is best for their members who hold shares in the club - and that's entirely correct. That's what the organisation is about. However, what's best for shareholders and what's best for fans is not always the same thing. Hopefully Tim will join me on this week's Arsecast to have a chat about this and try and make clear their position regarding further investment by Usmanov and Red and White. I'm not trying to be critical of the AST as I've spoken to them in the past and they've been very good with their time and availability but I do think this is a bit of a sticking point. Is there a need for a supporters group with a bigger profile and a louder voice than the ones we currently have? The structure is certainly there and I think it's important that the fans opinions are heard and publicised without the influence of shareholdings dictating a response to events. And that's about that. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsene ready as the Crozilian's fuse burns down http://arseblog.net/2007/09/05/arsene-ready-as-the-crozilians-fuse-burns-down/ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:36:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/05/arsene-ready-as-the-crozilians-fuse-burns-down/ Arsene has been talking about his new contract though and he says something should be sorted by Thursday or Friday. He says he feels a 'responsibility' to the young players he's signed and you can't really argue with that. He's the one that has dictated this policy at the club and to walk away now would be very strange indeed. What his signing will do is bring about a measure of stability when the club is going through one of the most difficult periods off the pitch that anyone can remember. As well as his contract he spoke about summer signing Eduardo and said he's ready to 'explode'. Now, maybe it's just me but I thought we'd get better value for money than that. Less than three months into his Arsenal career and he's at a point where he's going to spontaneously combust. I'm sure we've got something written into his contract that a large chunk of the fee should be repaid should he detonate but the inconvenience is immeasurable. Let's just hope it happens outdoors and not in the dressing room because that much blood would be really difficult to clean up. Johann Djourou has been talking to the Swiss press and via a roundabout translation Gunnerblog carries the interview. He sees himself as more of a midfielder than a centre-half but with our collection of central players and lack of defenders I can't see him playing anywhere other than at the back for us. It's good to know he sees his future with Arsenal though and the regular football he'll get at Birmingham between now and January will do him the world of good. Despite being out 'injured' for us Jens Lehmann seems set to play for Germany against Wales and Clint Eastwood's son is going to try and make him make a mistake, or something. Arsene sticks the knife into Raymond Domenech, sadly not literally, and sadly not with a photon torpedo instead of a knife. Steve Earle, American singer:
    I don't care what you think of them. I'm an Arsenal fan. I fucking am. Fucking Manchester. Fucking Oasis.
    All right. And that's about the size of things this morning.]]>
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    Nightmares, Rosicky's goals and more http://arseblog.net/2007/09/06/nightmares-rosickys-goals-and-more/ Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:37:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/06/nightmares-rosickys-goals-and-more/ Tomas Rosicky has backed himself to score more goals this season. He's not really going out on a limb considering he has two already and just needs another two between now and May to equal last season's tally. Seriously though, it's good that he's scoring and hopefully he can keep it up. The midfield has scored twice as many goals as the strikers so far this season, which is quite the turn around. The Sun says Arsene's new contract is worth £75,000 a week. Personally I think Arsene is over-worked and I would like to state on the record that I will quite happily fill in for him for a couple of weeks so he can get a nice holiday and perhaps go on some water slides. Everyone loves water slides. As expected Jens Lehmann is fit to play for Germany. It will be interesting to see if he's fit to take a place on the bench when he returns. Gilles Sunu, a summer signing from Chateauroux, says he turned down Chelsea and Man United to come to Arsenal. The 16 year old says:
    I chose Arsenal because Arsenal make careers for a lot of young players. It’s a great, great, great club — my favourite in the world, the team I support.
    Aw, that's cool. I once had a chance to join Man United when I was a lad but I told them 'No, I will not enlist in your coven of cunts. Get thee away from me'. In hindsight, perhaps I acted too hastily. Not a great deal else to tell you about, I have to say. The AST were kind enough to come on tomorrow's Arsecast so that's something. And don't forget if you want to receive Arseblog in your inbox every morning you can sign up to our mailing list which is sponsored by our old chums at classicfootballshirts.co.uk - where you can find genuine Arsenal shirts from years gone by. Not replicas, not dodgy eBay fakes but real collectable shirts. Have a look. Right then. I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Jens is a hilarious lunatic + Arsecast 43 http://arseblog.net/2007/09/07/jens-is-a-hilarious-lunatic-arsecast-43/ Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:32:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/07/jens-is-a-hilarious-lunatic-arsecast-43/ Arsene Wenger looks set to sign a new three year contract. And that's all I'm going to say about it. We've known he was going to sign for ages now and it's just a matter of it being announced officially. More comment when it is but it goes without saying that it's good news. Update: Contract extended until 2011 - confirmed by the official website. Arsene says:
    My heart is tied to this football club so signing a new deal was always my intention.   Arsenal is the club of my life.  I have been entrusted with complete freedom to implement and execute my plans on what will make the team successful and that means I have a responsibility to the fans to deliver silverware and also a responsibility to the players to help turn our potential into prizes. This Club has deep-seated roots and a tremendous heritage and it is my aim to uphold these important values and help create new history for future generations to recount.
    Arsene. Is. The. Man. Onwards and upwards, Arsefans. I do like the nod towards our roots and heritage as well. We are lucky to have a man with integrity and intelligence at the helm. Further reading: Martin Keown on Arsene Wenger via the BBC. As Jens Lehmann is fit to play against Wales for Germany he's launched a rather curious broadside against journalists and their interpretations of their own inventions. I know the link is TribalFootball but it gives a much longer version of his quotes and frankly it's fucking brilliant. I don't have a clue what he's on about but it's tremendously entertaining. He certainly hasn't lost any of his self-belief and it's going to be a big scrap for the keeper position when he gets back. I suspect Almunia will stay, having done little wrong, but the pressure from Lehmann will be on. Oh yes. Nicklas Bendtner is unhappy at being left out of the Arsenal squad for the game against Portsmouth. He says:
    I didn't get any explanation. I don't know why he did that and I'll demand to know why and have a talk with Arsene Wenger when I get back. But what is said will stay between us.
    You have to laugh at a 19 year old who has yet to play a full game for us demanding to know why he's been left out of the squad. The lad is obviously not short of self-confidence but I can't imagine making demands and bleating to the press is going to do him any good. Just before the Arsecast I'd like to point out that Caughtoffside and Sportingo blogs are a load of old horse cock. Now, the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's OleOle.com sponsored Arsecast I chat to Tim Payton from the Arsenal Supporters Trust about Dein, Usmanov and all that crack. The Man in the Bar has another player history and there's the usual mindless booze enhanced waffle. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode43.mp3] So there you go. Have yourselves a fine Friday ahead of tomorrow's Saturday. More then.]]>
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    Saturday thoughts http://arseblog.net/2007/09/08/saturday-thoughts/ Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:59:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/08/saturday-thoughts/ Arsene Wenger and Chairman Peter Hill-Wood are worth reading. As I said yesterday I thought Arsene's comments about the 'heritage' and 'values' were rather telling. These are things that in his mind must be upheld. No club the size of Arsenal is whiter than white but for the most part we've tried to do the right thing and to behave in a way that underlines the values that Arsene was talking about. Arsene is an honest man, perhaps too honest for his own good sometimes. Journalists ask him about anything and they know he'll give them an honest answer. Sometimes they use that to spin sensationalist stories but for the most part they respect his veracity. In Arsenal football club I think he found an organisation that shares his values, that allows him to operate with honest and integrity. It's been very much a case of the right man in the right place at the right time. There isn't another club in the world where he could work with such freedom, where he can choose not to spend the club's money on new players and build a young squad. I'm delighted he's staying on and I hope that what he brings to the club and what the club brings to him can continue unhindered for the duration of those three years. Of course, his signing brings some stability in a time when the club's future is as unclear as it ever has been. You'll have heard Tim Payton from the AST on yesterday's Arsecast and the man who has the most central role in all this is Danny Fiszman. From the AST's press release after their meeting with Danny
    Danny told us to ignore all the media speculation that he is about to sell his stake. In fact he said it was quite the contrary and that he was looking to spend more time on club issues as he gradually wound down his involvement in other companies. We pressed Danny on this, saying surely he had a price at which he would sell. The response was emphatic - no ‘selling' price has been set. The analogy he used was to compare moving into the Emirates with moving into a dream home; ‘you don't think about the value because you don't want to sell'.
    With the shareholding of Stan Kroenke now vital with Red & White looming large it's going to be very interesting to see what happens. There have been suggestions that Kroenke's relationship with David Dein is poor and that he might side with the board. How true that is I don't know. Anyway, let's hope that we're talking about football for the most part and not the boardroom battle which is now bordering on the unsavoury. Fingers crossed our lads come through their games unscathed. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Is Dein using his friendship with Arsene? Sunday round-up. http://arseblog.net/2007/09/09/is-dein-using-his-friendship-with-arsene-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 09 Sep 2007 07:12:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/09/is-dein-using-his-friendship-with-arsene-sunday-round-up/ this the other day I was being slightly, only slightly, tongue in cheek. It hasn't taken David Dein long to talk about Arsene's new contract, saying:
    When I left his future was very much in the balance. He said to me at the time that he wasn't sure if he wanted to stay on. We had a chat and I thought it was important that he should stay on for the future of the club.
    Now, I know Arsene and the Orangeman are friends but I wonder how Arsene feels about being brought into every discussion Dein has at the moment. He joins up with Usmanov and he's mouthing about how he told Arsene to sign a new deal. Now Arsene signs and he's talking about how he was going to leave. If we examine what Dein says - and cast aside any doubts we might have about how true it is - we can look at it like this. David Dein is at Arsenal. Arsene Wenger says he is unsure about staying. David Dein is fired from Arsenal. Arsene Wenger then discusses a new deal with the current board and decides to stay. To recap - Dein at Arsenal, Arsene unsure. Dein gone, Arsene signs. Hmmmm. Perhaps that's not quite what Dein was trying to get across there. Whatever he is trying though I think most fans can see through it for the bandwagon jumping it is. To insinuate that Arsene's future at Arsenal has anything to do with him smacks of arrogance and frankly it seems a bit like he's using his friendship with the manager to further his own agenda. I'm not sure it's worked this time though. We all know Arsene is an intelligent man and stayed for his own reasons and, more importantly, made his own mind up. To me it's disrespectful and cheap to suggest otherwise. Keith Edelman explains the 'Emirates effect' and why Arsenal don't need 'investment' from billionaires, oligarchs or anyone else. And here's what's going on at United (thanks rainman). There were internationals last night and some of our lads were on the score sheet. Eduardo put two past Estonia while Tomas Rosicky scored for the Czech Republic. Jens Lehmann played the full 90 for Germany and while the German coach is backing him to win his place back, Jens is making none too complimentary remarks about Manuel Almunia. Now, I don't have any problem with anyone being self-confident but there's no need to slag off your teammates. Let's face it, Almunia isn't the one who made two quite pathetic mistakes this season, is he? He might be fit again but I don't expect him to go back into the team for the Sp*rs game. Reports suggest that Arsene Wenger, along with Mourinho, are supportive of Michel Platini's plan to change the CL format. What he wants to do is give one of the places to the winner of the domestic cup competition. I'm surprised that Arsene is in favour, I have to say. To me it devalues the competition and I'd question Platini's motives. It seems like it's designed to lower the quality of the Champions League and thusly make international football, which is now far behind the top club football, more interesting. Any team can have a good cup run due to some lucky results and a handy draw, whereas 38 games of a league season dictates the 4 best teams in the country. I wonder if Arsene really is in favour. We've finished 4th the last two seasons, with Platini's new plan there'd be no Champions League football. I call shennanigans on this one. Right, that's your lot. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    Nothing http://arseblog.net/2007/09/10/nothing/ Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:16:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/10/nothing/ 536 2007-09-10 10:16:03 2007-09-10 08:16:03 closed open nothing publish 0 0 post 0 1197 http://the-cannon.com/2007/09/13/international-week-news-round-up-wenger-signs/ 72.232.131.45 2007-09-13 14:32:00 2007-09-13 12:32:00 1 pingback 0 0 25 years of Dein too much for PHW http://arseblog.net/2007/09/11/25-years-of-dein-too-much-for-phw/ Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:45:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/11/25-years-of-dein-too-much-for-phw/ an interview with Mihir Bose (Oh, the irony), made it quite clear that the club is not for sale to Alisher Usmanov or anyone else. He says:
    The major shareholders have no intention of selling and wouldn't welcome an offer. But we will have a dialogue with any principal or major shareholder.
    So that means they will talk to Usmanov as he's a major shareholder. He doesn't see any point in talking to David Dein though as Dein is not a major shareholder having cashed in his chips to the tune of £75m. When asked if he'd be speaking with Dein, he said:
    I see no major point in that, I've had 25 years of listening to him.
    Wonderfully dismissive and an instant classic. It's like someone who's been trapped in a hellish marriage and no longer has to listen to their nagging and annoying spouse. His thoughts about the influx of foreign investors are bang on the money too. None of them (Abramovich apart) are sugar daddies willing to just throw money at things without looking for a return on their investment. You only had to read the papers this weekend to see the financial strife the Glaziers are in at United and the stories about the Liverpool owners having to borrow huge amounts (on the club) to bring forward their new stadium etc. The quick fix, while attractive, is often the worst long term option and I think we should be glad that we have a board who are willing to do things the right way. Moving away from that we look at Emmanuel Adebayor who looks set to mend his fences with the Togo national team and will probably miss up to six games in January when he goes to the African Cup of Nations. Meanwhile William Gallas is hopeful of being fit for the weekend's game against Sp*rs and he says his recovery from injury is 'going well'. Apart from that there's not much going on. There are more internationals this week so we'll keep our fingers crossed for good results for our boys and no injuries. If you have Sky you can watch some classic Arsenal games on channel 442. At 11pm it's Kanu v Chelsea from the 99/00 season while at 11.30 you get Arsenal v United from 01/02 and that Thierry Henry goal. Worth checking out. I don't have Sky though. Gah. Right, off to lie down again. Laters.]]>
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    Injury during the warmup http://arseblog.net/2007/09/12/injury-during-the-warmup/ Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:42:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/12/injury-during-the-warmup/ according to the Daily Mail). I can't wait for us to get to you either, cuntbag, hopefully with a machete but failing that, a zillion goals. And then a machete. Actually, to be fair to him, he was just saying that he was looking forward to playing again after he'd been out injured and the Daily Nazi sensationalised the headline. Which isn't like them. I'm surprised they didn't manage to get single mums or immigration in there somewhere. It may or may not have been mentioned before, but Justin Hoyte "commits to Gunners", saying:
    That's how football is. It just makes me more determined to work hard and get my place in the side. I am going to fight and work hard. I want to be at Arsenal all my life. Yes the competition is tough but it is the same as last year with Emmanuel Eboue playing and Mathieu Flamini in there sometimes too. Competition is good for us and good for the team. Hopefully I can work hard in training and break into the team. I just want to play as much as I can.
    Well good for him. Flamini has been doing really well at full back and I'm pretty comfortable with him there ahead of Hoyte, to be honest. Of course, real commitment from Hoyte would be to sign a deal keeping him with the club - literally - for life, maybe as Peter Hill-Wood's personal bitch or something. I dunno about you, but that's the sort of commitment I want from all our players. Except Song. Cesc Fabregas has been talking about a 'Cesc Boom', which I can only assume means he's a massive Tom Jones fan. Which is worrying. Someone needs to talk to him about that like they did about that mullet he had. And finally, as noted by Blogger the other day and may well have already been commented on (really, I'm just trying to fill space now so I can get on with some work that I'm paid for), Danny Fiszman is not actually sitting with his finger over the big red (and possibly white) button that says "SELL ARSENAL SHARES", as reported by The Times. Who knows, maybe they even got their story from here. And that's your lot. I'm told Blogger will return tomorrow.]]>
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    Time for real football again http://arseblog.net/2007/09/13/time-for-real-football-again/ Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:04:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/13/time-for-real-football-again/ Eduardo was on target for Croatia again so hopefully he can transfer some of his international form to real life and crack in a couple against the Sp*rs. There'll be a proper preview of that game tomorrow or Saturday when we have a better idea of who's available. The big question is who'll play in defence. With Senderos suspended, Gallas still injured (he didn't play for France so his leg must have been hanging off for Domenech not to play him) and Gilberto not back from tarting around the world with Brazil's money making machine till tomorrow there's a big decision to be made there. Justin Hoyte is the next option should Gallas and Gilberto not make it. The boss is confident that our 'remarkable spirit' can bring about a good result and a title challenge. I wonder which spirit it is though. Holy or methylated. With Jens Lehmann suffering from an elbow injury it looks like Manuel Almunia will continue in goal. That means a place on the bench for Lukasz Fabianski who Arsene Wenger says has impressed him a great deal since he joined the club. You wonder if Almunia keeps his place whether Fabianski will take over the role of Cup keeper and if he does where that leaves Lehmann who needs to play ahead of Euro 2008. Stuart Pearce talks about Theo Walcott and reckons that a run of games will help him develop. Meanwhile the Mirror link Nicklas Bendtner with a loan move away from Arsenal in January. Obviously this is based on his recent comments but he really just needs to be patient. There's a long season ahead and he'll get his chances. He just needs to make sure he's one of those young players who stands out because of what he does on the pitch and not what he says to the press. The Guardian reports that Arsenal bloggers have been on the receiving end of legal threats from lawyers representing Alisher Usmanov. Arseblog was one of those sites. And that's really about it. Now I must make a cup of tea, have some breakfast and think about tomorrow's Arsecast. Laters.]]> 539 2007-09-13 10:04:43 2007-09-13 08:04:43 closed open time-for-real-football-again publish 0 0 post 0 Arsene tells the truth, Spurs preview + Arsecast 44 http://arseblog.net/2007/09/14/arsene-tells-the-truth-spurs-preview-arsecast-44/ Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:40:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/14/arsene-tells-the-truth-spurs-preview-arsecast-44/ comparing it to a marriage. Hopefully a good marriage like Paul Newman and his wife and not Fred and Rose West. We know what he means though. He also said that while he had to think about it there was 'never really any doubt' in his mind about remaining at the club. That, coming from the horse's mouth, is rather different to the scenario David Dein tried to paint last week when he suggested Arsene was ready to leave the club. It's not the first time since the Orangeman's arrival back on the scene, albeit hanging on the coat-tails of somebody else, that Arsene has openly contradicted statements made by his friend. Interesting. All eyes now can focus on tomorrow's game against Sp*rs and the only return to the squad is that of Bacary Sagna who will play at right back. That means Gallas misses out, Senderos we know is suspended while Eboue and Lehmann remain out. With centre-halves at a premium it looks like Gilberto will play there despite only arriving in London today after being away with Brazil. Under normal circumstances I think we'd see the Brazilian rested but when the manager talks about Alex Song being an option at centre-half then you have to hope that he gets over the jet lag quickly. It's always a tough game at the Lane, they're as fired up as they ever get, and a draw is more often than not the result. How they used to hate the sight of Robert Pires who loved scoring against them. I know Adebayor has his critics but he seems to enjoy scoring against them as well. I have a sneaky feeling Eduardo could make the difference too. We know that they've got decent quality up front but at the back they're suspect. Look at the recent game against Fulham. 3-1 up with just over 15 minutes to go and it ended up 3-3. They can concede at any moment and if we get about them then we could unsettle them. I don't want to make any predictions, just keep fingers crossed for the right result. For those of you in Dublin or surrounding area (Dublin stretches far and wide these days) there's a group of us meeting to watch the game in the Wool Shed on Parnell Street tomorrow. Feel free to come along and join us. Now, time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com - whose Fantasy Football game begins today but there's still time to get involved and win prizes like trips to football matches and PS3s - I chat with GilbertoSilver about the Sp*rs game and next Wednesday's Champions League game with Sevilla, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a funny story about Nicklas Bendtner and that's about it. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (11mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode44.mp3] And there you go. Now, I'm off to work. See some of you tomorrow for the match, the rest of you will have to make do with my words on a screen in tomorrow's blog. You're the lucky ones.]]> 540 2007-09-14 09:40:31 2007-09-14 07:40:31 closed open arsene-tells-the-truth-spurs-preview-arsecast-44 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1198 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=761 207.58.151.29 2007-09-14 11:54:32 2007-09-14 09:54:32 1 pingback 0 0 Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/09/15/saturday-round-up-15/ Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:31:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/15/saturday-round-up-15/ how he wants to keep both him and Bedntner and doesn't see them going out on loan. As he said, there are plenty of games to come this season. AW is promising the team will be 'switched on' and talks about how he hates losing, saying:
    I read somewhere that I take defeat in a difficult way, but how else can you take it? You should not be in this job unless it really hurts you to lose a match.
    Quite so. What's the old saying? 'Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser'. Something like that. Possibly with the addition of 'Can't get fooled again', at the end. A director of football will be appointed some time between now and the end of May. No rush there then. Alan Smith talks to Eduardo in his first interview with an English newspaper. It's not particularly revealing or insightful (I'll put this down to the word count restriction or something) but there you go. And that's about it. I'm off to get some breakfast. See some 0f you Dublin based Gooners in the Wool Shed later on. Come on you reeeeeeeeeds.]]>
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    Top of the league after a North London classic http://arseblog.net/2007/09/16/top-of-the-league-after-a-north-london-classic/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:23:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/16/top-of-the-league-after-a-north-london-classic/ Sometimes football is just the best fun ever. Yesterday was one of those days. The sun was shining, the pub (despite being chock-a-block with Aussie and New Zealand rugby fans) was jammed with Arsenal fans of all shapes and sizes, and the game of football itself was just an end to end extravaganza of brilliance, hilarity and excitement. Adebayors loves scoring against SpursWith no Eduardo or Bendtner in the 16 and Rosicky only on the bench we started with Diaby on the left and the rest pretty much as expected. Not for the first time at their ground we went behind when Gareth Bale's free kick went around the wall and beat Almunia down low. Perhaps the keeper could have done better but he's got a left foot far too decent for that team so we won't dwell on it. We really should have been level when great work from Hleb put Diaby through but he could only hit the bar with his shot. Hleb had a shot saved after a nice flick from Adebayor and when van Persie drilled the ball back across goal there was nobody there. Adebayor made space from a quick throw in and had a decent effort saved by Paul the Pieman. It was the second half that really made this game so entertaining though. We could have been two nil behind when Berbatov was played through by some twat. Almunia came racing out of his goal, missed the ball completely and Berbatov was left one on one with Kolo Toure. Berbatov showed he's really not that good against top class sides (note how many of his goals come against teams in the lower half of the table) and he was brilliantly dispossessed on the edge of the box by Kolo Toure. Then Adebayor decided anything Berbatov could do, he could do better, and after Sagna laid it off to him after a fine run the Togonator blasted it over the bar when he should have scored. When even Stumpy McFoot, the man born with no feet and a lump hammer on the end of his legs, would have scored you know it was a bad miss. Didn't he make up for it though? I said it yesterday that we might have found Pires' replacement when it comes to scoring against Sp*rs and it was Adebayor who rose highest to power home a Cesc free kick from outside their area. Sp*rs fans will be wondering what exactly Fat Pauly was doing in no man's land, probably looking for a chip shop, but the game was now all square. They could have gone ahead twice when first Keane was denied by a great Almunia save then Berbatov's shot was cleared off the line by Gael Clichy. Determined to choke against sides higher up the table than 6th Berbatov could only head the rebound over from 6 yards. How they came to regret that. When van Persie drove forward from midfield he played it to Rosicky who squared for Cesc. In his current form it was worth a crack from at least 25 yards and despite Portly Paul getting a slight touch on it the ball lashed into the top corner. 2-1 Arsenal. It was a fantastic goal from a player who is now becoming almost priceless. I didn't think he had his best game for us (which seems funny when you consider he had a goal and two assists, but there you go), at times he seemed a little off with his passing, but he's now added goals to his Arsenal, if you will, and his 5th of the season was the finest so far. There's hilarious footage of a Sp*rs fan behind the goal going 'Oh fuck!' as it goes in. Classic. Darren Bent - hahahahahaNow needing to score Sp*rs brought on their £16.5m summer signing, Darren Bent, and he immediately had a chance. He was put clean through with just the keeper to beat but his left footed effort drew hoots of derision from everyone in the pub and chants of 'What a waste of money'. Hilariously awful. With Alex Song primed to come on with a couple of the 4 minutes of injury time remaining, we carved them open providing a great chance for Denilson. His fairly weak shot was saved but came to Cesc who fired in a ball to Adebayor. The more you see replays of the goal the more you realise that, while the finish was out of this world, his first touch was just sensational. He rolled it up into the air then hit a wonderful swiveling volley over the despairing reach of the corpulent mess in the Sp*rs goal and the game was done and dusted. That was as good a goal as you'll see all season and the big man showed again he's one for the big occasion. 3-1 Arsenal. 3 points Arsenal. Top of the league Arsenal. There's really not much point in analysing it further than that. Going into the nuts and bolts of the game would ruin it. North London derbies are often exciting games in which teams are so caught up in trying to win the game that they forget how to defend. It's no exaggeration to say we could nearly have seen another 5-4 like the one a couple of seasons ago. Except Sp*rs could have stayed out there all day and they wouldn't have scored, their finishing was so bad. We could look at someone like Robin van Persie, who was pretty quiet, or we could look at our defensive shortcomings, but when Cesc and Adebayor score goals like that it's something we can discuss another time. What you can say though is that this team came from a goal behind and then stuck three past the old enemy at home. Whatever about the shaky moments at the back, those sort of things don't happen in normal games really, you have to just love the way they continued to play their football, knowing that the chances would come and that sooner or later we'd take one. It adds to the enormously encouraging start we've made this season and if you can't enjoy a game like that without having to pick holes in things then there's something wrong with you. I'm not saying we should ignore those things, but let's just leave them to the manager to sort out ahead of the next game, while we enjoy the misery that has just been heaped on our local rivals. It's another confidence booster ahead of a very important game against Sevilla on Wednesday. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was again praising the spirit and togetherness of the squad and it really shouldn't be underesimated how much that's doing for us. All eleven players are giving everything for the 90 minutes and that makes a big difference. It's winning us games we just drew and lost last season, and it's a joy to watch. Finally, to everyone that I met in the Wool Shed yesterday in Dublin, it was a pleasure to share a game like that with you. Jumping up and down and celebrating goals with strangers is one of the great things about being a football supporter. I hope the bloke from the Arnotts TV department didn't get in too much trouble for his extended lunch break. Away from that the Sunday Mirror is reporting that Stan Kroenke is set to sell his shareholding to Red & White, who should be called White & White because of how wonderfully pure they are. The People are reporting it too. Discussion on that another day but it's worrying, I have to say. It's still worth checking out Craig Murray's site for more on Usmanov. Right, that's it. Have yourselves a fun Sunday. More tomorrow.]]> 542 2007-09-16 09:23:05 2007-09-16 07:23:05 closed open top-of-the-league-after-a-north-london-classic publish 0 0 post 0 1199 http://www.arsepod.co.uk/wordpress1/?p=380 195.238.172.23 2007-09-16 11:53:34 2007-09-16 09:53:34 1 pingback 0 0 Cesc makes commentators speechless http://arseblog.net/2007/09/17/cesc-makes-commentators-speechless/ Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:39:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/17/cesc-makes-commentators-speechless/ Cesc's goal goes in. It's like he was lost for words and had to resort to caveman noises. That's what Cesc can do. He can make people lose the power of speech. The young man is now really showing just how he is. There's no question with his talent that he's capable of at least 10 goals a season and while he struggled a bit last season you never felt there was any real worry. He's still so young and the likes of Gerrard, Lampard and Scholes didn't start scoring regularly at that age. He's not letting things go to his head though, saying:
    We’re in a good run but have to keep going as this was just one game. It’s just the beginning.
    And that's the attitude that will make him, if he's not already, a truly great player. Job done, enjoy it, but time to focus on the next game. And the next game is going to be considerably tougher than a trip to White Hart Lane. Sevilla warmed up for the Champions League clash with a 4-1 win over Recreativo, who aren't really much good. It was their first home game since the death of Antonio Puerta so they were never going to lose. Kanoute and Kerzhakov got two each. Both Arsenal and Sevilla play open, expanisve football. I can't see them coming to defend because they are a touch capable of conceding at any time. There'll be plenty of room for us as the likes of Alves get forward from the back and I'd fancy our forward line to cause problems for our old pal Boulahrouz. Anyway, more of that later in the week. Arsene Wenger has described his team as 'playerish', meaning they love to play football. I would describe myself as playerish too, I also love to play football, but a more accurate description might be 'watchingfootballwithabeerish'. Yesterday a couple of the Sunday papers claimed that Stan Kroenke had agreed to sell his stake in the club to Alisher Usmanov's Red & White group. I did a little digging to see what I could find out but there was no further info forthcoming. I shall keep trying and will let you know if I uncover anything. However, it's fair to say that it would be a tremendous worry if it were true. That would give them something like 27% of the shares and makes him a far more considerable problem than he is at the moment. But let us not dwell on things ugly this Monday morning. The sun in shining, Sp*rs are still licking their wounds and we, my good old Arsechums, are top of the league. Not a bad way to start the week.]]>
    543 2007-09-17 09:39:11 2007-09-17 07:39:11 closed open cesc-makes-commentators-speechless publish 0 0 post 0 1200 http://arsenalist.com/2007/09/18/four-winnable-games-coming-up-for-arsenal-time-to-create-some-space/ 72.232.159.165 2007-09-18 07:18:18 2007-09-18 05:18:18 1 pingback 0 0
    Red and White bullies increase their stake to 21% http://arseblog.net/2007/09/18/red-and-white-bullies-increase-their-stake-to-21/ Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:35:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/18/red-and-white-bullies-increase-their-stake-to-21/ increase their stake in the club to 21% after purchasing a number of shares, including those held by the Lansdowne Partners hedge fund. Usmanov is believed to have paid over £10,000 per share to Lansdowne. Current market price is around £8,500. However, with regards to Stan Kroenke's shareholding there is no truth the Sunday newspaper stories. Perhaps there might have been another reason for those stories, who knows? What is known at this moment in time though is that no deal has been done between Kroenke and Red & White. It has been suggested to me that contact between Kroenke and Dein would be very unlikely at this moment in time. The next few days are going to be interesting. We'll get some kind of announcement today from Red & White saying that they were merely 'increasing their stake' as outlined in their intitial press release when Usmanov paid David Dein £75m for his shares. What happens to Stan Kroenke's shares is the key to this battle. Can the board bring Kroenke on board as someone friendly to them, or convince him to sell to them if they can find the money? If they go to Red & White then it gives them a massive chunk of the club and they're the sort of people who will just make life more and more difficult for the rest of the shareholders. I suppose the big worry is that with Usmanov prepared to way over the odds for the shares then Kroenke the Businessman will find it very hard to turn down sucha  big return on his investment. I have to say this feels very wrong to me. It's like we're being invaded and once again the focus is being taken away from the football. Let's be clear, Red & White have no intentions of working alongside the current board and I'm sure the current board have no intention of working alongside Dein and Usmanov. This is a serious battle now and the future of our club is what they're fighting over. To those who still feel we need outside investment - do you not think there's a good reason why Dein and Usmanov want control so badly? It's because they know how well run Arsenal is, how much potential there is to make money. It's not because they're some kind of knights in shining armour to come and make all our problems go away. Let's not also forget that the Red & White group, via Usmanov's lawyers, have, within a week of buying Arsenal shares, shown their contempt for fans by threatening legal action against sites like Arseblog and a number of other popular Arsenal sites (I won't mention their names because it's not my place to do so). Nice PR and a nice way to treat people who support the club and who have legitimate concerns about the people getting involved in our football club, don't you think? I'm hoping the board has the will and the resources to fight this off but I expect this is going to get dirty and it's going to drag on for some considerable time. Hopefully the off-field business won't affect what happens on the pitch. And let's move there. More reaction from the Sp*rs game. Arsene Wenger reckons Emanuel Adebayor gives us 'real presence' while the Togonator himself says it's too early to start talking about the title. The boss also reckons his side are ahead of schedule because of the number of games they've played at such a young age. With the Champions League game against Sevilla up next Jens Lehmann has, according to the Times, declared himself fit. With Almunia looking in equal parts shaky and inspired against Sp*rs could this be a way back in for the German? The manager has more or less backed Almunia and I expect him to start tomorrow night. Armand Traore was arrested outside White Hart Lane on Saturday for carrying a 'knuckle duster'. He has since apologised, claiming he didn't know it was illegal to carry one. There'll be the usual UEFA mandated press conference today so we should have plenty to talk about, with regards football, in the morning. For now though the tanks are parked on our lawn and they're firing £50 notes at shareholders. It's all rather unsavoury.]]> 544 2007-09-18 09:35:31 2007-09-18 07:35:31 closed open red-and-white-bullies-increase-their-stake-to-21 publish 0 0 post 0 1201 http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2007/09/20/usmanovs-lawyers-try-to-silence-craig-murray/ 64.202.161.130 2007-09-20 22:45:36 2007-09-20 20:45:36 1 pingback 0 0 Sevilla preview and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2007/09/19/sevilla-preview-and-other-stuff/ Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:46:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/19/sevilla-preview-and-other-stuff/ warned against being complacent and wants to get off to a strong start in the competition. A home game gives us a good opportunity to put three points on the board, even if the opposition is of high quality. And make no mistake, this Sevilla side is a very good indeed. They're fast, direct and love to attack. Similar to Arsenal, I suppose. We know the danger men like Kanoute, Renato, Alves and Navas (providing he's not too homesick), and they've got good options on the bench too. We'll certainly have to be a bit tighter defensively because unlike £16.5m Darren Bent these boys could punish us. Meanwhile Sevilla boss Juande Ramos says Arsenal have improved as a team since losing Thierry Henry. Much of that is down to the efforts of Cesc Fabregas who has had a wonderful start to the season. Arsene Wenger has compared him to Michel Platini, as a player of course and not as an annoying curly haired cunt of a UEFA President. Sevilla will be looking to stop him getting on the ball as much as possible but Fabregas is so good that it's a hard job to do. Look at Sp*rs at the weekend, they knew all about his threat both in terms of passing and now finishing, but he has this fantastic ability to drift away from defenders and into space. Cesc himself was talking about Sevilla and Antonio Puerta who died tragically last month. Rightly enough he said that it might act as an extra motivation for the Sevilla players, and there's nothing wrong with that. Fabregas was an U21 colleague of Puerta. How nice it was for Sky Sports to report that Cesc was afraid of a Sevilla 'backlash', which to me is entirely the wrong word and gives it a sensationalist spin. But then what do we expect from Sky? I think it's got the potential to be a really great match and hopefully the start to our European campaign can match our domestic one. Naturally Arsene was quizzed about the latest off-field developments yesterday and as usual his focus was entirely on the football, saying:
    My job is to make sure the club does well. I am not concerned about a Russian takeover, I am concerned about tomorrow's game. It will not disrupt anything. As we said many times, the shares are 50 percent inside the board and 50 percent outside the board. That will not change anything.
    The AST remain opposed to a hostile takeover bid but when you see R&W paying £10,250 per share you know they're hungry to increase their stake in the club. The Independent report that the club turned down the chance to buy the Lansdowne holding but you have to ask why the price was so inflated. Was it a case the club were trying but constantly outbid by Usmanov who wanted those shares no matter what the price? The Chairman called Sp*rs decision to invite David Dein to the North London derby as 'not a particularly sensible thing to do'. He's keeping wonderful company though, isn't he? Hanging around with the Sp*rs and now aligned with a Manchester United supporting oligarch. The Telegraph article makes for interesting reading, both in terms of the board's opposition to Usmanov and willingness to deal with Stan Kroenke. We spoke yesterday about how vital Stan Kroenke's shares are. I'm informed that the American has no intention of selling his shares at this moment in time and does not want, and has never wanted, to be hostile to the current board. He's been tainted by allegiance with David Dein and with hindsight and more information he's not quite the dastardly character we thought he might be. It will be interesting to see what happens in the months ahead. There will be a meeting with the current board next month and the outcome of that could tell us a lot about the future direction of the club. Arsenal yesterday announced the launch of an Arsenal TV channel run in association with Setanta Sports. You can find details of it here - what's interesting is that it will come as standard with the normal Setanta Sports pack which gives you the Premier League coverage. The channel will launch in December. Now, compare and contrast: Arsenal Youths v Manchester United in the FA Youth Cup - Attendance, 38,000+ Chelsea v Rosenberg in the UEFA Champions League - Attendance 24,973 Oh, hahahaha. They couldn't even give the tickets away. Classic. And there you go. A good laugh to finish us off. Enjoy the game tonight, come on you reeeeeeds, and more tomorrow.]]>
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    Three and (relatively) easy for Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2007/09/20/three-and-relatively-easy-for-arsenal/ Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:31:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/20/three-and-relatively-easy-for-arsenal/ Sometimes you can sit down and know which way a football match is going to within the first ten minutes. Although we didn't do anything particularly special I just had a feeling we'd win this one and for once my feeling was right. It was pretty comfortable right the way through despite Sevilla having one or two dangerous moments. We were certainly the most dangerous in the first half with Robin van Persie and the increasingly effective Mathieu Flamini testing the keeper. It was Cesc who put us ahead though. Last season he couldn't steal a goal but it's all going his way at the moment and his long shot too a deflection off Escude to make it 1-0 Arsenal. Sevilla had a half chance when a ball was floated in to Kanoute but he couldn't get on the end of it. The second half started badly when we lost Tomas Rosicky after just five minutes. Watching him go off you could see it was his hamstring again and you could see how frustrated he was. It's a real shame because he's been looking more like the player we all want him to be but whose injuries keep getting in the way. Aftewards Arsene said he'll be out for a couple of weeks at least and I hope he finds a better option than Diaby for the left hand side because the big man looks like he's struggling out there. Robin van Persie added the second with a goal slightly reminiscent of the first at White Hart Lane. On Saturday we took a free kick and were given another chance because a Sp*rs fan ran on the pitch. Last night we tried another quick one but the ref made us take it again as he was setting the Sevilla wall. This time Cesc's cross was headed on by Bacary Sagna and Robin van Persie was quickest to react to make it 2-0. Kanoute's snap shot flew wide and some other bloke had a decent shot saved by Almunia but they never looked particularly dangerous. In the 90th minute we got the third. A poor pass out of defence only found Hleb who delayed, played a nice ball to Cesc whose first time pass across goal was tucked away by Eduardo. A lovely bit of passing but a real poacher's finish. When you look at how Eduardo has come on in games and scored to show the manager he's there it's hard to remember last season when players like Aliadiere and Baptista struggled to make the same kind of impact. So overall a very professional performance against a very good team. Sevilla didn't play as well as they can do but that was as much down to us as anything. Flamini was an absolute terrier in midfield, he never gave them a second (and if you ask me we ought to get him signed up again as quickly as possible. Come January he can negotiate a move for nothing). Bacary Sagna is a fantastic improvement in the right back position and makes us much more solid, Cesc was just ace again and without having to go through them one by one the performances and hard work they put in more than merited the win. To stick three past a Sevilla side that has been playing some of the best football in Europe at the moment is a really a fantastic result. Afterwards a clearly elated Robin van Persie said that in his view Arsenal were playing football from another planet. His enthusiasm for the game and the way we play it is infectious but he doesn't want to get too carried away with things yet. I think that's why Arsene, while delighted with the win and the performance, was keen to ensure that the focus in maintained, saying:
    Well, we have to keep our feet on the ground and believe we can improve in a lot of areas, we lost as well balls we shouldn't have lost, we were one or two times defensively not clean enough, so we can improve in all areas - but there is a real spirit in the team and that's fantastic to see.
    And the spirit is obvious. If you left the TV on long enough afterwards you'll have seen Adebayor making sure everyone gets together in the post match huddle. It'll be interesting to see if the huddle is there when we lose a game! For now though it's become a new tradition at this new Arsenal and it's a pleasure to see. Next up we've got Derby at the weekend and it's one of those games we have to get our heads together for. People will be expecting an easy win but nothing is easy in this league, just ask Newcastle. It is a good chance to put another three points on the board though and we'll preview that game tomorrow and Saturday. Elsewhere the news of Mourinho's departure from Chelsea came filtering through late last night. The 'special one' deemed not so special anymore by Abramovich and co and it's another indication of why life with an oligarch is not much fun. You win the league twice and you get in the shit for not winning with exciting enough football. I suppose Mourinho will have his pick of jobs across Europe and while some will say the Premier League has lost a character others might suggest they're happy to see the back of an egotistical, annoying, ill-mannered wanker who happens to be a very good football manager. No question Chelsea are worse off without him. And there you go. More tomorrow.]]>
    547 2007-09-20 09:31:47 2007-09-20 07:31:47 closed open three-and-relatively-easy-for-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 1202 http://bluechampions.com/stand-up-for-the-special-one/ 69.89.25.161 2007-09-22 05:17:05 2007-09-22 03:17:05 1 pingback 0 0
    Arsenal, Usmanov and websites + Arsecast 45 http://arseblog.net/2007/09/21/arsenal-usmanov-and-websites-arsecast-45/ Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:38:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/21/arsenal-usmanov-and-websites-arsecast-45/ He says that it's all well and good Arsene saying it but he has to prove it on the pitch. Some more goals like the one against Sp*rs and he'll be well on his way. Another man playing out of his skin is Mathieu Flamini and he's been talking as well. No quotey bits this morning so you'll have go read what he says yourselves but great teams need guys whose contribution is not necessarily flashy skills or wonder goals. You need people to do hard work and that's what Flamini does. I hope we get him to sign on for another few seasons because what he brings to the team in terms of energy, commitment and sheer hard work is different from pretty much everyone else. He might not be the best technically but he's versatile, he can pop up with crucial goals and he never gives anything less than 100%. In the days when people love to worship the stars we have to give some recognition to those who make it easier for the stars to shine. Robin van Persie reckons Arsenal are 'unique' and his genuine enthusiasm for this team is obvious in this article. He's maturing nicely and this is a big season for him personally. He needs to show that the raw talent can be brought on a level and I think he's enjoying being one of the more senior members of the first team squad. Team news ahead of Derby is, at this early stage, injury hit, shall we say. Already without Lehmann, Eboue and Gallas we've lost Rosicky to a hamstring strain (again), Hleb has a swollen knee is a major doubt while Philippe Senderos got a knock on the hip and faces a fitness test. Regardless of that though we should have more than enough for Derby but they showed against Newcastle on Monday night that we just can't afford to be complacent in any way. Moving away from football Keith Edelman engaged in a Q&A with the official website yesterday. He spoke about Usmanov now owning 21% of the club, explained the 'lock down agreement', talked about Stan Kroenke and generally tried to reassure fans that the club was in good hands. The financial results are due on Monday and should make for very interesting reading. I thought it was interesting that he referenced, in question 7, the fact that the FA can prevent somebody taking over a football club if they are not deemed a "fit and proper person". Now, I'd have as much faith in the FA doing the right thing as I would in the Sp*rs defence not to concede a goal but that a senior club official has referenced this means something. Interestingly, there was all kinds of stuff going on last night. Craig Murray, the former ambassador to Uzbekistan, emailed me to tell me his webhost had taken down his site after legal threats from Usmanov's lawyers. Another very popular blog, Bloggerheads.com, was also taken down. However, what the webhost seemed to do was take down the entire server which also knocked off a lot of other sites which have nothing to do with Usmanov. One of those sites is that of MP Boris Johnson. The situation has also come to the attention of another MP who has been blogging about it - Tom Watson MP. He's looking for feedback from Arsenal fans on Usmanov and his potential takeover of the club so feel free to comment over there. There has been widespread condemnation of this action across the very many blogs that have picked up the story. Basically a lot of people are upset because websites have been taken down because of Alisher Usmanov and to me this reflects badly on Arsenal. Usmanov now owns 21% of our football club. I'd like to make it very clear to those people whose websites have been affected by this that Alisher Usmanov is not representative of Arsenal FC. Not the Arsenal FC I know anyway. What is interesting is that it's the webhosts they're making legal threats to. Not to Craig Murray himself. In fact, I believe Murray has asked Usmanov's lawyers to take legal action against him and they have refused. The whole thing is leaving a very sour taste in the mouth and the behaviour of Usmanov and his lawyers really is horrible. I know I'm not alone in feeling dismayed that David Dein, who professes to love Arsenal, has brought Alisher Usmanov on board with him. It seems that once Dein's personal ambitions are realised it doesn't matter how it happens or who he has to do business with to make it happen. I don't think Usmanov is the right kind of person to have anything to do with Arsenal. I do think fans need to ask questions and not just blindly accept him because he's fronted by David Dein. We need to question why they're are so frantically trying to shut down web servers. Ultimately it won't make the blindest bit of difference because you simply can't close all the websites and all the blogs and the information they want to prevent people seeing will be easy to find with a simple Google search. By making a big deal out of it they've made a bigger deal out of it. And we shouldn't forget to ask the questions and ask them loudly if need be. You can read more comments about this here and check out some of the linked blogs for the negative reaction what a significant Arsenal shareholder has done. Anyway, plenty to think about and plenty to talk about. Now though, this. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com, I chat to Goodplaya about 'football from another planet', Flamini and Mourinho. The Man in the Bar has a player history and there's the usual mix of crap and crapper too. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode45.mp3] So, that's it. Enjoy the Arsecast, I'll talk to you tomorrow with a round-up from today's pre-game press conference and a fuller Derby previw.]]> 548 2007-09-21 09:38:13 2007-09-21 07:38:13 closed open arsenal-usmanov-and-websites-arsecast-45 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1203 http://doctorvee.co.uk/2007/09/21/bloggers-censored-for-upsetting-a-billionaire-bully-boy/ 209.85.5.12 2007-09-21 15:53:33 2007-09-21 13:53:33 1 pingback 0 0 1204 http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/?p=1467 62.249.250.91 2007-09-21 11:53:50 2007-09-21 09:53:50 1 pingback 0 0 Saturday round-up + Usmanov fallout http://arseblog.net/2007/09/22/saturday-round-up-usmanov-fallout/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:43:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/22/saturday-round-up-usmanov-fallout/ Philippe Senderos will be fit. It means Hleb didn't make it and he joins Rosicky and the other long termers that we know about already. The boss is considering starts for both Theo Walcott and Eduardo and from what he's saying they could take the places left vacant on the flanks. The boss, who explained more about the great spirit in the camp, was cautious about today's game though and warned against complacency, saying:
    It is a big game because last season we dropped points against these teams. This weekend we have a chance to stay top.
    And we've seen Derby are capable of pulling a result out of the hat as their 1-0 win over Newcastle on Monday showed. Arsene is right when he says we dropped too many points against teams like Derby last season. Still, with the way we're playing at the moment you'd have to feel confident that we can get three points from this one. The boss also spoke a bit about Jose Mourinho (don't really care about that to be honest but Arsene was ever the diplomat) and when asked if he could work for someone like Abramovich he said:
    I am totally relaxed because I just want to work the way I work. If that is not possible, I will have to assess the situation, but at the moment I must say I work like I want to work.
    And that's why he stayed at Arsenal and has stayed all these years. If we had a board that interfered or an owner who wanted to play with his toy a bit more than he should then you can be guaranteed Arsene would be off quicker than Frank Lampard to an all you can eat buffet. And speaking of fat bastards, Alisher Usmanov revealed yesterday his intention to buy a 'blocking stake' in Arsenal. He said:
    I want to be in a position that will allow me a blocking stake. I will then wait for it to go up in value.
    So, what we've got on our hands is, at best, an agressive speculator, at worst somebody who will make life as difficult as possible for the people who run the club at the moment. The fallout from the website story continues though. Yesterday Channel4 news asked me to appear but as I'm really far too shy to be appearing on TV I had to say no. However, you can see the story on C4 news and MP Tom Watson brought great coverage to the story yesterday. As of this morning all those websites remain down and Usmanov's heavy handed tactics appear to have backfired quite badly. The negative PR this has garnered is not what they had in mind and as I thought all it has done is made people more aware of the bullying tactics being used. It has made people search for and find the original Craig Murray articles and a rake of new websites have gone up with that content. The story has become far, far bigger than it would have done if it had just affected Arsenal blogs and the coverage it has received across the blogosphere has been great. Rather an own goal, you have to say. Again Chicken Yoghurt has the full list and the comments make for interesting reading. Moving away from that again Lasanna Diarra has been talking about his move from Chelsea to Arsenal. The last player who came the same way couldn't stop talking about Chelsea but the new boy says he's got nothing against them but he just wanted a transfer away from the club. And that's really about it. I've got a busy morning then I might try and catch the game in town somewhere later, depending on various other things. If not I'll try find a streaming stream which will stream the game to my streaming thing. Come on you reeeeeeeeds. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Adebayor uses the force to power 5 star Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2007/09/23/adebayor-uses-the-force-to-to-power-5-star-arsenal/ Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:22:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/23/adebayor-uses-the-force-to-to-power-5-star-arsenal/ Am I the only one who sometimes feels like they're about to wake up on the day before the season begins to find out none of all the cool stuff has happened? I can't remember a start to the season quite like this, I have to say. The results, the way we're playing, the fact we're three points clear of Man City at the top of the table. My good old friends, I am enjoying the shite out of this. Despite wise words of caution beforehand about not being complacent and every game being difficult blah blah blah, Derby were blown away yesterday. I have to say I feel kind of sorry for them because more than any other Premier League team I can remember, they look completely out of their depth in this league. They were terrible against Sp*rs, worse against Liverpool and despite a good performance against Newcastle this week they had no chance yesterday. Abou Diaby, playing on the left, put us in front with a great goal after ten minutes. He cut inside a defender, then another one and another one and then unleashed a rocket into the top corner. Unstoppable and after the glorious chances he's missed in recent weeks he'll have been glad to stick one away at last. Now, when Thierry left and we only signed Eduardo there were those of us that thought we were going to be weak in the striking positions. With Robin van Persie on the bench the Crozilian started up top with Adebayor and it was the big man who was the star of the show. His first hat-trick for the club was more than merited. A good first goal when he was put through by Cesc and rounded the keeper before calmly slotting home. A second from the penalty spot after the referee rather generously decided Eduardo had been dragged down by Matt Oakley. And a third late on when he leapt brilliantly to take a ball out of the air on his chest and sidefoot home. That's six league goals already this season for the Togonator. I think that's what we call good progress and Derby boss Billy Davies called him one of the best strikers in the world right now. Of course there was another goal for Cesc, making it his sixth goal in six games. Another long range right footed effort which the keeper got a hand to but was unable to keep out. It really is an amazing run of goals from the young midfielder, Thierry Henry is the last player to have scored in six consecutive games before him. There were other chances too. Bywater made a great save from an Eduardo header, Theo Walcott nearly squirmed one in underneath him and Diaby might have had a second just after scoring. It's no real exaggeration to say we could have scored seven or eight. And the best part about it all was that we seemed to do it in cruise control. We knew how shaky the Derby defence was. Neither of the centre-halves could get near Adebayor all day and if we'd needed to step it up a gear or two then that was there. I'm not going to go through individual performances but we're in a nice position where important players are playing well and that's winning us games. When you consider we're without both first choice wide players, a first choice centre-half, possibly the first choice keeper and there was no sign at all of Gilberto. Impressive. Sometimes we've struggled against teams we should be beating easily. Sheffield United last season was a prime example but this lot are more ruthless now, they believe in themselves more and if they keep up this kind of form then they're going to make life difficult for any team they come across. The manager was impressed as well, saying:
    This team means business. We are not there to show off. We want to achieve something together. We kept a good concentration on the quality of our game. It was really enjoyable to watch.
    On Adebayor:
    He is really a lion. He has a huge force coming out of him, basically he had that already before but he looks calmer in his finishing.
    From those comments not only is he a lion but he appears to be a Jedi lion, which must be the most awesome type of lion there is. So overall a great win, great performance and more confidence building ahead of next week's trickier game away to West Ham. Of course there's the Carling Cup game against Newcastle during the week, a full preview of that tomorrow or Tuesday when we get a better idea of what the team news is going to be. Boris Johnson reacts to his website being unavailable due to the Usmanov effect. He's not happy and there's still no sign of it coming back, nor any of the other websites on that server. Anyway, let us not dwell on things fat and ugly, let us enjoy our Sunday and bask in the warm glow of a five star Arsenal performance and the fact that we are top of the league. We could also have a laugh at the complete and utter mess Chelsea are in. Mourinho accusing Terry of costing him his job, Abramovich giving Michael Essien lessons in tactics via interpreter Andrei Shevchenko and a rift between senior players. Hilarious. Until tomorrow, Arsemates.]]>
    550 2007-09-23 09:22:16 2007-09-23 07:22:16 closed open adebayor-uses-the-force-to-to-power-5-star-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0
    Arsenal finances show up Red and White scaremongering http://arseblog.net/2007/09/24/arsenal-finances-show-up-red-and-whites-scaremongering-for-what-it-is/ Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:36:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/24/arsenal-finances-show-up-red-and-whites-scaremongering-for-what-it-is/ The AST studies carefully the different models of how football clubs are run. Arsenal’s model, based on sensible borrowing to invest in facilities that generate an increased income stream, is a model we commend. AST reiterates its opposition to any hostile takeover at Arsenal. Unlike Chelsea who rely on a sugar daddy who thinks he is also the manager, and Manchester United who are mired in debt, Arsenal have a sustainable business model based on offering quality football in the country’s best stadium. Now, that is a polite way of telling Dein and Usmanov to fuck off and that we don't need or want your money. The AST being unable to use foul language in its press releases must moderate its language and say things 'in so many words'. I, however, do not have that restriction so I can quite easily say 'Fuck off Dein and Usmanov, you pair of cunts'. It'll be a day or so before the results can be studied in full but profits are up, cash is up, match day revenue is up, and these results don't take into account his summer's player trading (which left us in profit) and the money saved from the wage bill because Henry and Ljungberg have gone. Those two make a saving of around £10m per year, which is really a lot of money. The Chairman, MC P to the H to the Wicky Wild Wild West (dripping in gold and surrounded by 'bitches' with lots of junk in their trunk), said:
    The best way that Arsenal can continue to deliver success is by maintaining a business that pays its own way. This philosophy helped establish our objectives for the club's move away from Highbury and Emirates Stadium now provides Arsenal with the increased income, profitability, cash generation and firm financial foundations from which we will continue to build trophy-winning Arsenal teams for many years to come.
    As I said it'll be tomorrow before someone breaks down exactly what it all means but the bottom line is that the club is doing very well and talk about how we need investment to compete is shown up for the scaremongering tactic it really is. We have a manager whose footballing philosophy is different to any manager in the world now. They all want and need money to be able to compete, Arsene wants to build and create. We have a board that has sufficient trust in the manager to allow him to build his team in that way and at the moment we're seeing the benefits of that. The finances are great and the football, at this moment in time, is even better. Tell me why we need a fat oligarch and his orange sidekick again? If you want to download and read the report yourself you can find it here and Keith Edelman talks about it here. Away from the finances it looks like Denilson is to be offered a new deal. He's just one of the collection of central midfielders we have but while Flamini, Gilberto and Diarra are more defensive minded the young Brazilian is more creative, more like Cesc. He's got definite quality and I'll be glad to see him sign on again. I'd also like us to make moves to get Mathieu Flamini signed to a new deal. He's been fantastic this season and we shouldn't allow him to leave. Meanwhile another central midfielder, Abou Diaby, reveals he feared for his career after that horrendous tackle at Sunderland the season before last. He's beginning to find his feet a bit now and he does get himself in some extremely dangerous positions although his finishing has been a bit off. Perhaps now he's found his range with the goal against Derby we might see more from him. You wonder what he'd be like with a run of games in the middle although the way Cesc and Flamini are playing right now it's nearly impossible to break up that partnership. Maybe he'll play there in the Carling Cup. Right, that's about it. More team news about the CC tomorrow as well as further examination of the finances. Have a good day.]]>
    551 2007-09-24 09:36:26 2007-09-24 07:36:26 closed open arsenal-finances-show-up-red-and-whites-scaremongering-for-what-it-is publish 0 0 post 0 1206 http://thebeautifulgroan.com/2007/09/24/the-value-of-a-good-start-statistical-analysis/ 67.210.98.85 2008-02-29 00:46:47 2008-02-28 22:46:47 1 pingback 0 0
    A lot of stuff about football, finances + win a t-shirt! http://arseblog.net/2007/09/25/a-lot-of-stuff-about-football-finances-win-a-t-shirt/ Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:23:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/25/a-lot-of-stuff-about-football-finances-win-a-t-shirt/ here while there's been all kinds of talk of £70m war chests for Arsene to spend, snippets from Danny Fiszman and Keith Edelman, and then Chairman Peter Hill-Wood dismissing Chelsea's ambitions to be the biggest club in the world as 'bullshit' and 'pure fantasy', which is bang on the money, so to speak. His comments about money being irrelevant to how big your club is are just perfect. The bottom line is that the club is being very well run and is in very good shape. As I've said on here before the reason people like Dein and Usmanov want to 'invest' in Arsenal is because they know there's enormous potential to make money. That's it. They're not altruistic, they're not fans pumping money into the club to make it better, they're speculators who want to make as much cash as they can from Arsenal. They will take money out of the football club and that's the last thing we need having worked so hard to get on top of things financially. We don't need them and the board don't want them. Ok, now onto football and tonight we face Newcastle in the Carling Cup. The boss has already said he'll be making some changes with Fabianski, Bendtner, Denilson, Diarra and other set to start. It'll be tough opposition though. I can't see Newcastle making so many changes to their squad, certainly not with such young players, and Walrus looking cunt will be out for another victory over Wenger. He's been in the papers saying how good a squad we have and how great Arsene is even if he hasn't shown Allardyce as much respect as he should have. Pffff, respect is earned, cuntbubble. Sending out cloggers like Kevin Davies to elbow your way to victory really doesn't merit a great deal of respect. Hopefully the youngsters can step up to the plate again like they've done in recent seasons but this competition really has to be our lowest priority this season. If we go through then great, if we don't I'm not going to be too gutted because I think our sights are set somewhat higher this time around. That said though it would be lovely to get one over on Allardyce. Full squad listed here and Fran Merida and Henri Lansbury are included - while it seems that Alex Song will be playing at centre-half. Gulp. Cesc was in the news yesterday talking about how, at the moment, he could see himself staying at Arsenal for ten years because he's enjoying it that much. And how could he not be enjoying it? He also spoke about Thierry Henry's departure as something liberating for the young players, saying:
    Henry intimidated us. He is a great player but it was not easy to play alongside him. We were a bit inhibited by him - dependent on everything he wanted to do and his demands. Now it is different.
    Completely understandable comment, in a way, but at the same time I don't think it's entirely fair to suggest all that we're doing well this season is because Henry has gone. His departure has enabled others to take more responsibility (something William Gallas has commented on) and do better but there's a danger of painting Henry as this villainous character, twiddling his moustache before deciding which youngster to tie to the railway tracks. Let's remember Henry hardly played for the last 6 months of the season and it wasn't as liberating then. I can see where Cesc is coming from though and if the lads feel better without Thierry then fair enough. Emmanuel Adebayor reckons we're changing people's attitudes about this team. After being written off by the press all summer long they're now creaming themselves over us. A perfect illustration of how the press works. Way too negative when things are going wrong, way too positive when things are going well. It's no wonder the manager is making sure people keep their feet on the ground. Meanwhile the boss talks about Adebayor's form and says he scored a 'Thierry goal' at the weekend. And speaking of the Jedibayor, his hat-trick shirt, the one he wore against Derby, went for £50,000 in an auction to raise money for leukemia research. Props to Adebayor for donating and even more to the person who paid that much money, Niet - goonershirts.comNow, thanks to Goonershirts.com we have three of these lovely t-shirts you see to your right. Click the picture to see the bigger picture, so to speak. To enter all you need to do is answer the following question: Invasive, dismal roundhead is an anagram of 'David Dein Alisher Usmanov'. Is that a) True - ? Answers to tshirt@arseblog.com. You have till tomorrow Weds night to enter, winners announced on Thursday morning. And that is entirely that. More tomorrow and come on you reeeeeeeds tonight.]]>
    552 2007-09-25 10:23:03 2007-09-25 08:23:03 closed open a-lot-of-stuff-about-football-finances-win-a-t-shirt publish 0 0 post 0
    Arsenal the best club in the world for a young player http://arseblog.net/2007/09/26/arsenal-the-best-club-in-the-world-for-a-young-player/ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:59:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/26/arsenal-the-best-club-in-the-world-for-a-young-player/ Well, for all his talk of knowing how to beat Arsene Wenger's sides it was a sad trip back to Newcastle for Sam Allardyce and his team as they went down 2-0 to an Arsenal team that bore little resemblence to the one which beat Derby. Only Senderos, Walcott and Eduardo survived. There was a debut for Fabianski, a first start for Bendtner and Diarra, a return for Eboue, starts for Denilson, Traore, Hoyte and Walcott and Alex Song at centre-half. Newcastle, as far as I can see, put out their best available team. Now, like most of you I didn't see very much apart from a 30 second clip of the goals (some Sky Sports News highlights downloadable here). Bendtner's was a great header (a 'real centre forward's header') after a great ball in from Traore on the left and the big Dane has done what the boss asked of him. Before the game the manager was lauding his talent but making it quite clear he has it all to do yet. He urged him to take his chances when they came and a goal for a striker is pretty much doing just that. Denilson scored the second but not before Senderos made a brilliant stop on the line after Martins had rounded the keeper. The young Brazilian's first goal for the club was a rocket into the top corner after some trickery in the box from Diaby. I'm glad he's finally gotten off the mark and what a way to do it. Beyond that I can only go on what people at the game have been speaking about. There's been a lot of praise for Diarra, Denilson is like Cesc II, the keeper looked reasonably good and Alex Song did very well at the back. That's a surprise, I have to say, but a nice one. I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable with him there outside the Carling Cup but this will have done his confidence some good. Anyone else who was at the game feel free to let us know more in the arses. For the rest of us there are match reports: Guardian - Telegraph - Times - The Sun - Arsene BBC interview (real player required). Afterwards a clearly delighted Arsene Wenger said:
    We were good and intelligent, and I like that. The game was of the same level we played recently with the players who did not feature, and with a style of play with continuity. We have wave after wave of generation of young players. We work with them and when they have come in, they show top quality. We did not play against an average team. We played against Newcastle. We have shown technical maturity and looked strong in every department.
    And that's the thing. I know it's early season but Newcastle are fifth in the league. It seems that we have this ability in this competition to beat good teams, strong teams, with the youngest, most inexperienced players we have. It's kind of weird really. A good and very enjoyable kind of weird but weird nonetheless. Arsenal really must be the best place in the world for a young, talented player to be right now. You know you'll get chances, you know that if you can repay the faith shown in you by the manager then you'll be part of things, and playing the kind of football that purists dream of. Sure, it doesn't always work but when it does it's just great to watch. I mean, consider our goals this season. How many top quality goals have we scored? Not just decent, well worked goals, but top, top quality. Can't be arsed to figure it out? Well, I did and the answer is loads. It's fantastic. The better we play the better the goals are. Long may it continue. In other news there are reports that Gilberto is uneasy about his future at the club, saying he's not sure if he'll extend his contract. With 18 months still to run though it's not a big problem. Stan Kroenke may attend Arsenal's AGM in a show of support for the current board, according to the Telegraph. It does appear as if the relationship between Dein and Kroenke has fizzled out with Dein's new friend Usmanov the flavour of the month. You wonder if Kroenke, whose 12%+ is a considerable stake, shares the same uneasiness that the board and Arsenal fans do about Usmanov's background. In an interview with the Evening Standard Peter Hill-Wood suggested that Kroenke, who he described as 'perfectly decent' after a recent meeting, had been misled by Dein when he first got involved. It's thought that it was to do with Dein not revealing the extent of the differences between him and the board and Dein's ultimate intention of masterminding a takeover which would put him in charge of the football club. It's little wonder Kroenke was viewed as hostile to begin with. If you want to read the full interview you can download it here and there's no question there's serious opposition from the board towards Dein, leading to this classic line:
    When was the last occasion he saw Dein? "The day I fired him" Was it Hill-Wood's saddest day at Arsenal? "No. It was the saddest for Dein"
    Hahaha. If he ever retires as Arsenal chairman there's a job here for him at Arseblog writing stinging one-liners. More from the Guardian here and an article by David Conn with a classic headline. And that's about it for today. Don't forget you've still got a chance to win a t-shirt from Goonershirts.com. Just look at yesterday's entry for the details and the very simple question. Some of the answers have been making me laugh though. I'll tell you why tomorrow. Until then.]]>
    553 2007-09-26 09:59:31 2007-09-26 07:59:31 closed open arsenal-the-best-club-in-the-world-for-a-young-player publish 0 0 post 0
    News round up and t-shirt winners http://arseblog.net/2007/09/27/news-round-up-and-t-shirt-winners/ Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:54:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/27/news-round-up-and-t-shirt-winners/ they all have the quality to play in the first team. No reserves, just good players. That kind of thing. One of them, Nicklas Bedntner, believes we can win the Carling Cup and after reports of his attitude being a bit dodgy it was nice to hear him talk about taking his chances when they come and being patient. Lassana Diarra talks about his debut here and according to Arsene Wenger we got him for a snip at just £2m. Based on the way people have been raving about his performance against Newcastle you'd have to think that was a bargain. Meanwhile his fellow Frenchman William Gallas has no idea when he'll be back. This is beginning to look like last year's injury when he was out for months with no real clue as to when he might return. The only thing you can say is that we're not missing him at the moment when it comes to results. Gilberto would like a new contract apparently but last season's real player of the season seems to have been frozen out a bit this time around. Perhaps it's just a case of the boss giving him a bit more rest after the Copa America but with Flamini (new contract please) playing so well and Diarra adding competition to the defensive midfield role it's going to be interesting to see what happens. Personally, I think he's a player we need to keep, his experience is vital, he can play at centre-half too in an emergency - I think we might see more of him in Europe than in the league though. Niet - goonershirts.comEarlier in the week I gave you the chance to win a t-shirt from Goonershirts.com. The question I asked was 'Invasive, dismal roundhead is an anagram of ‘David Dein Alisher Usmanov’. Is that a) True - ? Now, this is probably the easiest competition there has ever been on Arseblog. And there have been easy ones before. Normally you pick the right answer when the other two options are just ludicrous. This was even easier. There was only one possible answer. I didn't give you a choice. So what has me scratching my head is the sheer number of entries from people who said 'b - false. It is not an anagram'. What the hell is wrong with you people? It wasn't a trick question, Invasive, dismal roundhead is actually an anagram of ‘David Dein Alisher Usmanov’ and even if it wasn't the fact that there was only one option in the question given should have been enough of a clue that I only wanted one answer. I mean, there were dozens of people who answered 'b - false.' What b? What are you on about? Anyway, the vast majority got it right and the RNG did its thing and the winners are Kevin Lovegrove, Alistair "Joey" Deacon and Adrian Raffill. I'll be in touch with you to get sizes and addresses and all that lark. Thanks to all of you who entered and if you fancy sporting one of those t-shirts you can get them at Goonershirts.com That's that then. Tomorrow's Arsecast features a special guest, not from the world of football but from the world of completely awesome 80s tunes. Talk to you then.]]> 554 2007-09-27 09:54:28 2007-09-27 07:54:28 closed open news-round-up-and-t-shirt-winners publish 0 0 post 0 Arseblog meets Wang Chung - Usmanov now at 23% http://arseblog.net/2007/09/28/arseblog-meets-wang-chung-usmanov-now-at-23/ Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:55:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/28/arseblog-meets-wang-chung-usmanov-now-at-23/ team news sees the usual suspects out (Gallas, Lehmann, Rosicky) with Alex Song joining them and Hleb still doubtful. The boss will have to make a decision about him tomorrow. In the continued absence of Jens Lehmann, Manuel Almunia will continue in goal and the Spaniard is determined to hang on to the number 1 position. He reckons he's a better keeper now than he was, I don't think I'd argue with that, but let's hope he doesn't get too flighty like he did in the Sp*rs game. You also begin to wonder if the rest of the lads prefer to play with him rather than Jens. Playing West Ham means coming up against Freddie Ljungberg who left the club in the summer. He admits it will be strange to play against his former teammates but that's football for you. There'll be a fuller preview with more team news in tomorrow's blog. Eduardo talks about his first couple of months at Arsenal. He seems to be enjoying it so far. Alisher Usmanov is fuming, according to the Mirror, at the 'slurs' from the board over his 'murky dealings' and what he considers an 'internet smear campaign'. He's desperately trying to up his stake to 25% before the AGM next month, with another 2% purchase expected to be announced by Red & White Fat and Orange today. David Dein is apparently 'hurt' at the Chairman's comments this week also. Poor Deino and Usmy. Perhaps they're just misunderstood and they really do have the best interests of Arsenal at heart. Nah, they don't, they're a pair of money hungry, power hungry pigs. And if you oppose Usmanov having any part of our club then I would urge you to sign this official government petition to enforce a more rigorous 'fit and proper person' criteria for owners of football clubs (as it's official and governmenty it can only be signed by UK residents). I would also suggest to other Arsenal sites that the more publicity and coverage this gets the more chance it has of being taken seriously. I'll leave the rest to you. Update: It looks like they're up to 23%, according to an email I just got. We should get more details as the morning progresses. And here's confirmation of that. Ok, well we'll have to see how this all goes. A fat Uzbek bent on revenge - it's like some kind of cheap horror movie. Do they realise just how unpopular they are? They remind me of Coldplay. Again it's quite uncanny how Arsene's comments about the dangers of foreign ownership have coincided with another purchase by Fat & Orange. Arsecast time. Arsecasts This week's Arsecast sees our very first pop-star guest and as you'll have gathered from the blog title it's Wang Chung. Not all of them, just Wang from Wang Chung who kindly agreed to appear and talk 80s pop and Arsenal. What more could you want? As well as that there's a player history from the Man in the Bar and other crappy waffle too. Don't forget the Arsecast is brought to you by OleOle.com and you can still enter their fantasy football game and win great prizes including a trip to the final of Euro2008. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode46.mp3] And that's that. More tomorrow.]]> 555 2007-09-28 09:55:12 2007-09-28 07:55:12 closed open arseblog-meets-wang-chung-usmanov-now-at-23 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/09/29/saturday-round-up-16/ Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:41:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/29/saturday-round-up-16/ Alexander Hleb back but Eduardo is out with a groiny groin. He joins the rest of the injured who sit aboard a lonely ghost ship that sails the seas of the Lewinverse endlessly. Nicklas Bendtner should make the bench and with Arsene Wenger lauding Dean Ashton (a man described as 'pathetically bad' during the week by the Guardian) we'll have to wait and see if our tall, weighty front man can get amongst the goals. West Ham will be high energy and combative and we've got to be ready for that. Ashton, despite being fat and slow, is dangerous and capable of goals while they've been scoring from midfield too with Bowyer, of all people, in form. I think we'll probably see Diaby on the left and Hleb on the right hand side with Adebayor and RvP up top. The rest kind of picks itself and we'll have to keep the momentum going against a team who were beaten quite convincingly last weekend by a Newcastle team last we beat quite convincingly in the week. If only that guaranteed victory. Gilberto, who has been missing for the last couple of games, will fight for his place according to the boss. Some reports say he was sick but even leaving that aside the form of Flamini and Cesc in the middle of the park makes it difficult for him to get back into the side. With Denilson and Diarra looking good and Diaby finding his feet again then there's incredible competition for places in central midfield. When Freddie Ljungberg left Arsenal he produced rather a bitter article accusing the club of failing to live up to promises to bring in quality players and he suggested that our time had passed. He's been forced to change his mind by our start to the season and Arsene says 'fair play' to him for doing so. I also love the way he makes it sound as if leaving and going to West Ham was a decision Freddie made on his own rather than after being told his chances at Arsenal were limited. I still love Freddie for what he did when he was with us but I hope he has an absolute stinker today if he plays. More from Arsene and he talks about signing 'superstars' - here and here . Now, away from football and Arsenal confirmed yesterday that they held a meeting with Farhad Moshiri of Fat & Orange. They then reiterated their intention of retaining their shareholding and said they have no intention of selling their shares. With Usmanov hoovering up shares like a fat boy gobbling up a packet of M&Ms that fell on the floor it was quite pointed to hear Arsene speak, saying:
    English football is in danger of losing its heart a little bit. We have passed from the era of the owner-supporter to the owner-businessman. The true danger today is that people who buy large clubs refinance their purchase by borrowing money, by putting the debt on the account of the club. Manchester United generates so much money which they can use to service their loan — but their example, reproduced on smaller scale, can be mortal. That is the greatest danger to English football today.
    When the manager follows up that with quotes about how he can spend a fortune if he wants then it's as close to a 'We don't need you' as he can possibly give. I have to say I find it fascinating that almost every time Fat & Orange make a new share purchase or announce something there's been a response from Arsene. I'm not sure if it's deliberate or if it's just been curious timing but the manager has made it abundantly clear which working model he prefers, whatever the ins and outs of his friendship with Dein. The Guardian talks about Dein 'looming' over Arsenal and that's a good way of putting it. At a time when financially the club is in great shape and we have what looks to be the dawning of another great Wenger team to have to the shadow of this hanging over us is not much fun. The Mail reports that the board could be putting together a five year lockdown agreement. I'm not sure how accurate that information is but what is clear is that Stan Kroenke's stake in the football club could be absolutely critical. There's talk of him attending the AGM in support of the board but if an arrangement can be made between the board and Kroenke then it more or less kills off any chance Fat & Orange has of taking over. I expect there to be some discussion between N5 and the US in the days to come. And there you go. Not much else to talk about this grey old morning in Dublin so I shall be off to make some breakfast and then out into the day. I might try and get to the Woolshed for the second half of the match, although I'm not sure if I can. Fingers crossed for a good performance and three points today. Come on you reeeeeeeds.]]>
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    Stupid alarm clock http://arseblog.net/2007/09/30/stupid-alarm-clock/ Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:18:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/09/30/stupid-alarm-clock/ It was Match of the Day highlights only for me after catching most of the second half on the radio. There was only one goal in the game, well one goal that stood, and it came after 12 minutes. Adebayor held the ball up well before rolling it out to Hleb whose cross was headed in at the far post by Robin van Persie. We then lost Hleb to a rather nasty tackle from Mark Noble who scissorsed Hleb's standing leg which made his knee buckle and while the injury is not as serious as first though he definitely misses the trip to Bucharest. We had other chances too. Robert Green got a great fingertip to touch a van Persie shot onto the post, he then saved from Adebayor after van Persie had played him through and from a right footed Gael Clichy effort. Abou Diaby had thundered one over in the meantime. Now, how many times have we heard about a player scoring against his former club and it so nearly was the case yesterday. Freddie Ljungberg's run looked to be very well timed and we were saved by the linesman's flag when he slid the ball under Almunia. A close call. Dean Ashton also had a good chance but headed straight at the keeper. Match reports - BBC - TIMES - It is a very good three points as Upton Park hasn't always been an easy place for us to go. The commentators on the radio thought we were pretty much in control despite not playing as well as we have been doing. To me that's a good sign. Away from home against a decent team and this result probably would have been different last season. The manager was pleased, saying:
    There's room for improvement but I am very proud of what the team is achieving at the moment. I believe we can challenge. We are very young, but we have to show we can eke out results.
    Was that result eked out? I think it probably was so some proof of our eking abilities will have warmed Arsene's heart last evening. Still top of the league and that's an enjoyable place to be. You'll have seen mention of Arsene's interview with France Football this week. The Observer picks it up and runs with it. Interesting stuff. Some thing about Theo. Slept it out. Have to go. Laters.]]>
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    Flamini flying + Edelman, Hoyte and t-shirts http://arseblog.net/2007/10/01/flamini-flying-edelman-hoyte-and-t-shirts/ Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:58:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/01/flamini-flying-edelman-hoyte-and-t-shirts/ Mathieu Flamini (New deal please) who has been extremely impressive this season. We all know how close he came to leaving in the summer and having been frozen out of the side for months ahead of that expected departure it's a surprise to see him in the team and doing so well. Arsene Wenger says:
    Mathieu told me first he wanted to leave and of course I couldn't do anything against that because he had the right to do it. After, when he changed his mind, I said 'okay, you fight like everybody else for your job and for your position' - and he does that well. Mathieu realised he was maybe at a place where he will get a chance if he is doing well. He is growing - he has a little bossy attitude in midfield you know and he is an organiser, a fighter and a winner.
    I like him, I have to say. I know he hasn't always convinced others but his attitude and commitment on the pitch has always been spot on and this season he's stepped it up another gear. He's winning praise not only from Arsene Wenger but opposition managers and he's still only 23 so there's a lot of room for improvement. Get him a new deal please, Arsene. Another youngster, who hasn't played as much as he'd like this season, is Justin Hoyte. He's still brimming with confidence though and sees no reason why we can't go on and win the league. I think he's going to find his chances this season limited due to the arrival of the impressive Sagna but with Arsene apparently seeing Eboue more as midfielder he could be the cup run right back. Now, Keith Edelman spoke with the BBC yesterday about the situation regarding possible takeovers etc etc. Having met Farhad Moshiri (Usmanov's partner in Fat & Orange) he says that they do not want to take over the club and only regard it as a good long term investment. I suggest listening to it here (Real Player required) because the presenters don't quite believe that and I'm not sure I do either. While I have confidence in the board's 'control over 51%' of the shares I don't think for a second that Usmanov has come to make money from Arsenal FC, especially when he's got David Dein as his frontman. They want a takeover. The interview makes for interesting listening though. Edelman sounds incredibly sure of what he's saying and is trying to reassure fans that the current board will remain in place. They also discuss rumours that Usmanov and Moshiri were about to get rid of David Dein who definitely isn't on board just to be part of a long term investment. Dein sold his shares so he's got nothing invested despite a £75m deposit in his own bank account. The Mail reports that Dein's lawyers are looking into whether or not the lockdown agreement between the board amounts to a restraint of trade for other Arsenal shareholders. Edelman also revealed our plan to replace Arsene Wenger is to convince Arsene Wenger to keep working. I can just see him at 87 years of age still in the job wearing an 'I'll retire next year, I promise' t-shirt which is already four seasons old. Honestly though, thoughts of 2014 are a bit mind-boggling at this stage of the game. And that's really about it. For those of you who have sent email over the last couple of weeks I'm going to try and clear some of the backlog this morning, so apologies for the late replies. There's just a lot of it every day and I don't always have time at that moment to reply. Finally for today, and to get your week off to a fashionable start, I've got another t-shirt giveaway. There's a fine Cesc shirt from our old friends at Harderthansatan.com - clicky for big and a link to their site. To win all you have to do is answer the following question. Cesc scored his first Arsenal goal against which team? a) Rotherham - b) Wolves - c) Liverpool Answers to tshirt@arseblog.com and the winner will be announced on Wednesday. Till tomorrow then.]]>
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    Steaua preview and news round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/10/02/steaua-preview-and-news-round-up/ Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:40:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/02/steaua-preview-and-news-round-up/ Steaua Bucharest and you can find the traveling squad here. Alex Hleb has travelled with the lads despite being injured after Mark Noble's horrible challenge on Saturday. He faces a fitness test as do Abou Diaby, Emmanuel Adebayor and Mathieu Flamini on various knocks picked up against West Ham. I can't say I know too much about Steaua and how they might play. I only know that Gheorghe Hagi has recently quit as manager. Still, I'm not sure it matters too much. I read something recently with Nigel Winterburn saying that Arsene almost never changed the way we set ourselves for a game because of the opposition. If we can go there and play the kind of football we've been playing all season then we have a great chance of three points. It won't be easy though, the boss admits we sometimes struggle in Eastern Europe and their keeper has described the game as a 'cup final' after they lost their first game to Slavia Prague. Speaking of Hleb's injury and the challenge by Noble, Arsene Wenger has called for referees to be given the power to issue retroactive punishments for incidents like that. I thought Noble was very lucky not to get a red card. He went in with both feet off the ground and took out Hleb's standing leg. Our man is lucky his injury wasn't a lot more serious than it was. Personally I think retroactive punishment is a must if video evidence shows a clear breach of the rules. We've spoken about it being used for diving and we've seen players punished after games if the video evidence shows an incident which has not been seen by the referee. The problem comes with this rule that once the ref has seen it then that's the end of it. I think it's natural to assume that referees may not understand how bad a challenge was (or how good it was but it just looked bad in the heat of the match) until they see it again afterwards. I'd have no problem with punishments being handed out after games if they're merited. The idea that you can get a second yellow after the game might be enough of a deterrent to stop some of the foul play that goes on. Back to football and Arsene has played down claims of invincibility but has admitted he's pleased with the way things are going at the moment. When compared to the side which went a whole season unbeaten, he said:
    The challenge we face is the other team has been very, very consistent in the long term. That demands special stamina and motivation and that is something we have not proven yet.
    Quite right, the season is still very young and there's so much football left to be played. I do think there's a danger of people getting carried away though and the fans as much as the players need to keep their feet on the ground a bit. That's not to say we shouldn't enjoy this at the moment because it's impossible not to, but to try and keep some perspective when we do actually lose a game. It won't be the end of the world. Various reports this morning suggest Manchester United fan Alisher Usmanov tried to buy a significant stake of Liverpool before they sold the Americans. His PR has started with Sky Sports putting together some quotes about 'Russian money' and 'the world's best football club'. 'What's wrong with it?', he asks. Sadly, I don't have time and there isn't quite enough webspace in the world to fit all the words in. Finally, there have been whispers that Gilberto could be on his way out of the club in the January transfer window. At the moment these are only unsubstantiated rumours but we have spoken about the competition for places in the middle of the park. Personally, I think we'd be a bit mad to sell him as he offers experience and versatility with his ability to play centre-half. I hope there's nothing to it but his lack of playing time this season so far has got tongues wagging. Don't forget the t-shirt competition. See yesterday's blog for the question and email address to send to. The winner will be announced in the morning and I should clarify that the competitions are open to everyone, no matter where in the world you are. Till tomorrow and come on you reeeeeeeds.]]>
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    Arsenal grind out victory as Usmanov threatens Dein http://arseblog.net/2007/10/03/arsenal-grind-out-victory-as-usmanov-threatens-dein/ Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:40:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/03/arsenal-grind-out-victory-as-usmanov-threatens-dein/ Another win, that's 11 in 12 games this season and 9 in a row, and another three points to put us in a very healthy position in our Champions League group. It may not have been the kind of flowing performance that has epitomised this season so far but it's the kind of result a very good team can achieve even if they don't hit the usual heights. In the first half we had a couple of chances. Cesc somehow shot over from about 6 yards just after they had rightly had a goal ruled out for offside. They had a couple of long shots and we nearly went ahead when Clichy's deflected cross was almost carried over the line by their keeper, prompting calls for goal line technology from the manager. In the second Kolo Toure headed away after Almunia had come a long way out of his goal when he didn't really need to and Iacob might have done better with a chance not long before we scored. The goal came from Robin van Persie, his 5th of the season, when Hleb played a nice ball to Adebayor who drove on, pulled the ball back and the Dutchman fired home in typically emphatic style. And that was all we needed to win it. A very good result away from home in a part of Europe we've had struggles in before. As I said the overall performance wasn't the best of the season but that's not to be critical in any way. You have to be able to win games when you don't play particularly well and that's something we seem to be able to do. All action Flamini (new deal please) was very good again. He's like a different player this season. Or the same player doing different and better things. Whatever it is I hope he keeps it up. He doesn't quite know what it is either according to this article but he's proving himself very important to this team. A word for Philippe Senderos too who put in the kind of performance we know he's capable of but haven't seen for a while. Let's hope he can keep it up as well. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    It's not just that we are winning the games, it also says a lot about the resolve of the team. The focus they had today shows there is something special in the team.
    The special thing is an unwillingness to lose games like we lost games last season and they know they can always score. Defensively, for all the worries people might have, we've only conceded 4 goals all season (I think that's right) so when you can always get one at the other end it makes your life that little bit easier. So we leave Europe behind and get back to league action on Sunday against Sunderland. More on that in the days ahead. Onto other matters and Alisher Usmanov's charm offensive has begun with interviews (having flown a number of journalists to meet him in Russia) in which he responds, vaguely, to the accusations made about by Craig Murray and others. The roly-poly part of Fat & Orange says:
    People talk about me as an Uzbek businessman involved in narcotics and in a shady regime. It is beyond my dignity to respond to all these allegations . . . I don’t even want to qualify what Mr Murray says about me. People like my parents could not bring up a gangster and racketeer.
    Which is rather what you might expect him to say. The whole 'Well, I won't even dignify that with a response' angle is rather well trodden by men who are in no place to make denials. I'm not suggesting that Mr Usmanov is one of those men, just that his clichéd response won't wash with a lot of people. There was also a fairly obvious warning to David Dein to not allow his personal relationship with the board affect Usmanov's relationship with them. The problem is though that Dein can be as nice as pie but I don't think that's going to improve the board's opinion of him or change their willingness to deal with him, especially as he's no longer a shareholder. If things don't go well Dein could find himself with a fat wallet but with no chance of ever being part of things at Arsenal again. This comment was particularly interesting:
    What we heard about David Dein and the board at the outset of our Arsenal adventure and what we see now are two different pictures.
    I wonder is there another substantial shareholder who understands exactly what Usmanov is driving at here. The reality of Dein's influence and the picture he painted for his current and ex partners must be two very different things. The FT reports that Usmanov wants the board to start paying dividends to shareholders. Now, a normal board of directors will pay dividends to shareholders. Arsenal have never paid directors anything other than salary and bonuses but Usmanov wants to take money out of the club having put nothing into it. He wants to be rewarded for simply being a shareholder, again putting paid to the idea that this man is somehow going to come in and throw money around like a generous old uncle. He's hardly been a shareholder for a month and he wants dividends. The shareholders and board members who actually do all the hard work in the club don't want that, don't ask for it even though they'd be perfectly entitled to, so what on earth makes Usmanov think he's in any place to make such demands? He can talk about how much he admires Arsene Wenger and do his best to name our last double side (incorrectly) but it's to me it's all obviously PR trying to undo some of the damage done to him in the eyes of fans over the last few weeks. Fly some journalists out to Russia, give them a nice vodka lunch, give them the 'I'm just misunderstood spiel, then wait for the nice articles to appear. Well, I didn't get any nice vodka fucking lunch so they can shove it up their hole - and well done to the assorted hacks who went out there and didn't ask any of the difficult questions. Where are the Tintins of our generation? Now, thanks to everyone who entered the Cesc t-shirt competition with thanks to my good old friends at harderthansatan.com. The question asked which team Cesc scored his first Arsenal against and the correct answer was b) Wolves. Lots of people went for Rotherham but that was team against whom he made his debut. The RNG did it's work this morning and the winner is Anthony To. I'll be in touch with you to get your address and a shirt size. Bad luck the rest of you. Watch out for more giveaways in the coming weeks. And that's your lot. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Kroenke's shares vital - news round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/10/04/kroenkes-shares-vital-news-round-up/ Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:48:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/04/kroenkes-shares-vital-news-round-up/ Stan Kroenke was in town yesterday and had a meeting with the Arsenal board. Having been slightly misjudged because of the way David Dein brought him into the club the American now holds a vital shareholding and, should he decide to align himself with the board, a shareholding that would put paid to Fat & Orange's plans to take over the club. The importance of Kroenke's stake in the club has not been lost on Alisher Usmanov who thinks the American has been priced out of making a bid for the club. You can't help but feel Usmanov would love to get his hands on Kroenke's shares because if he doesn't it means his ambitions regarding Arsenal are thwarted. From what I'm told by a very good source is that Kroenke has no intention of selling his shareholding and sees his investment in Arsenal as long-term. He does have minority shareholdings in other sports. As well as that, as somebody with a sporting background and who recognises the fans unease at Usmanov's large, sweaty presence then I suspect he would be reluctant to sell to the Russian. I caught the tail end of Martin Lipton speaking on the radio here last night. He was one of the journalists flown to Russia on a private jet and put up in a 5 star hotel before an audience with Usmanov. "Was it a charm offensive?", asked the presenter. "Well", said Lipton, "charm doesn't come naturally to some people." With the AGM on the horizon it will be very interesting to see what comes of the meeting between the board and Kroenke and what will happen if some kind of agreement is made between them. What will F&O do with the shares they bought way above market value then? Perhaps, as Usmanov suggested, he could 'stop being an Arsenal fan' and invest somewhere else. I suggest Saturn. Meanwhile club insiders and the AST have attacked F&O's desire to take dividends from their shareholdings, according to the FT. On to the football and our current form is no surprise to Robin van Persie who is really enjoying playing in this team. He had a fairly quiet game against Steaua but was playing with a knock. Despite that he popped up with the winning goal, his fifth of the season, and he says:
    At the start of the season I said we will surprise - and everyone was laughing. Now 12 games into the season, everyone says, 'Ooh, look at Arsenal, they are a good team'. This I knew before and my mind has not changed.
    Football from a different planet was how he described it. Once it's not Saturn we'll be ok. You never know who you might run into there. The goalkeeping situation could get a little heated in the weeks ahead. Jens Lehmann is back in full training and he'll be wanting the 'number 1' jersey back from Manuel Almunia. However, the Spaniard is in no mood to hand it back, saying:
    I have done nothing wrong and I am trying to keep my level high. I believe I am the best keeper now. I would like to play the whole season.
    It leaves the manager with a big decision. Does he jettison the experience of Jens in January? He may have no choice. Euro 2008 is coming up in the summer and Jens is currently Germany's number 1. He won't be if he's not playing regular football and he will move to maintain his position in the national team. It's interesting is what it is. I suspect Jens won't get back in if Almunia keeps keeping clean sheets. Another man currently out of the side is Gilberto but he'll have a vital role to play in the season. He knows it's only just begun and warns that because of our form and the way the media are spunking over us that we'll become the team that everyone wants to beat. He's got a good point, you know. As much as the youthful exuberance is wonderful to watch and develop there's still a need for experience and a couple of older heads just to make sure nobody gets too carried away. He's not enjoying the time on the bench at the moment but he's a good professional and understands that others have come in and taken their chances. The competition for places will keep everyone on their toes. Not much else, I have no interest in the Cuntley Cunt stories so if that's your bag check out the Newsnow feed and take a look yourself. Final thing for today is to ask for a second or two of your time. I have been nominated for 'Best Podcaster' in the Irish Internet Association's 'Net Visionary' awards. If you could take a minute just to vote for Arseblog (you only need to vote for Arseblog, none of the other categories, and please only vote once) that would be fantastic. And of course there'll be an Arsecast tomorrow, brought to you by OleOle.com. News of new OleOle features on the 'cast tomorrow plus a debut blog chat from a current Arsenal blogger. All to look forward to. Until then have a good day.]]>
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    Injury updates, Kroenke into lockdown + Arsecast 47 http://arseblog.net/2007/10/05/injury-updates-arsecast-47/ Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:47:57 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/05/injury-updates-arsecast-47/ early reports which suggested William Gallas was suffering from the same 'How long is he going to be out for' injury as last season the boss revealed he'll be back in full training this week. He's not being considered for the Sunderland game but it's better news. The other injured souls, Rosicky, Lehmann and Alex Song, are all close to returning as well. The Sunderland game on Sunday, at a stupid 12noon kick off time, may see the manager tempted to rotate his squad a little bit, particularly in midfield. The options he has must be the envy of other clubs - especially Man United who know have their two main central midfielders out for the next 4-6 weeks. Wenger can choose to bring back Gilberto, let Diarra play, give more time to Denilson or Diaby, or stick with the Cesc - Flamini partnership which has performed so well. It'll be interesting to see what he does. Speaking to Setanta Sports Carlos Vela, on loan at Osasuna and likely to get more playing time because of injuries in their squad, says he's learning English and wants to emulate Cesc Fabregas. The young Mexican has got a good chance to show what he's made of playing in La Liga and he'll be looking to make the kind of impact his countryman Giovanni two Saints has made at Barcelona. Theo Walcott reveals the squad this season have been enjoying meals together and going out with their wives and girlfriends. Probably to swinging parties. Oh yeah. Interesting that he said this did not happen last season. Arsenal yesterday confirmed the meeting with Stan Kroenke and further comments from the Chairman, MC P to the HW, suggested the meeting was warm and constructive. Having signalled his intent to the board to remain as a long-term investor in the club the Chairman was hopeful he would become part of the lockdown agreement currently undertaken by board members. He said:
    I think it would be rather nice if he would join the lockdown. It's obviously up to him, but we would certainly welcome it. He knows perfectly well what we are up to with the lockdown and I don't think he disapproves of it. We have been comforted by that. We don't want to be taken over.
    Cautious words, really, but I suppose things are a bit delicate. As mentioned previously if Kroenke sides with the board (as The Sun seem to think he has or will) and joins in the lockdown then Fat & Orange are screwed. I did like Usmanov's attempt to be nice to Kroenke by saying he likes one of his ice-hockey sides. 'They are a good team', he said in that way when the mother of a 17 year old with a band that practices in the garage says of her son's song 'It's got a good beat'. Interesting stuff though. Also interesting is the news that Sepp Blatter wants to take on the European Union and restrict the number of foreigners each team can have. Frankly, I don't think that's a fight he can win and I hope it destroys him because it is the most ridiculous idea. That a team is forced to play players simply because of their nationality is completely wrong and for me, like the idea of giving the 4th Champions League place to the cup winners, it is designed simply to lower the quality of club football, thus making the increasingly shoddy international game appear better than it actually is. He can shove it directly up his hole. Now, onto this week's Arsecast. Arsecasts In this Arsecast I talk to Yogi's Warrior from A Cultured Left Foot about where the hell he got that name from, the board room stuff and the football stuff. As well as that the Man in the Bar has a player history and there are a few other bits and pieces in there too. Remember, the Arsecast is sponsored by OleOle.com, which now has introduced a video upload feature. So, like YouTube you can create and upload videos, search through other people's, and best of all the videos are all about football so you're not bogged down with a load of crap when trying to find something to watch. Check it out. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode47.mp3] And there you go.]]>
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    Keane reminisces about the greatest football rivalry of modern times http://arseblog.net/2007/10/06/keane-reminisces-about-the-greatest-football-rivalry-of-modern-times/ Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:37:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/06/keane-reminisces-about-the-greatest-football-rivalry-of-modern-times/ He's been talking about how if he could only play one game of football ever again it would be against Arsenal, and he spoke fondly of the games between Arsenal and United when he was a player there. Looking back on it it really was a fantastic time. Two teams that were evenly matched, either one capable of winning any game, both of them fighting for the title and it was all topped off with an obvious dislike between the two managers and the two sets of fans. On a purely footballing level it was probably the most entertaining and intense rivalry any of us have ever seen and while he's right in saying there's still no love lost the battles between Keane and Vieira were just awesome. There's nothing these days to really match it, which is kind of a shame. What's been lost since the arrival of Chelsea on the scene is the fact that the emnity between Arsenal and United back then was built upon a grudging respect for what the other team had done. United were a great team built by a manager who used the funds earned by the club through merchandising and their vast stadium to buy top quality players. When you look back now it's a fact that United's earnings, much as they were criticised at the time, were down to being a bit ahead of their time. Now every club has its superstore for shirts, key-rings, toilet seats and whatever the fuck else. Arsenal, meanwhile, were built by a manager whose eye for young talent and combining it with the existing core of experience made them a very strong footballing side but also a very physically capable side (read Emannuel Petit's thoughts on that side here). The whole thing was diluted by Chelsea's emergence as a title contender but done in a way that garnered no respect. They simply bought their way in while Arsenal and United only ever spent money that was theirs. What you can be sure of is that the Sunderland team, while perhaps short on quality, will make up for that with the energy and workrate that their manager displayed throughout his career. They will run themselves into the ground and we have to be careful not to assume they'll be whipping boys. I have to admit I've been impressed with Keane as a manager, what he did last season to get Sunderland up was incredible and while it's going to be a tough season for them if they can stay up then they'll have the stability and resources to bring in better players next time around. There's also a reunion with a former Gunner. Anthony Stokes did good things while on loan in Scotland to get himself a move but he hasn't exactly set the world on fire up there yet. How he'd love a goal against his former club. How I hope he doesn't get one. It should be a good game. In other news the boss has come out firmly against Sepp Blatter's latest attempts to nobble the clubs by restricting the number of foreign players. He said:
    I am against it. Sport is competitive and competition is based on merit. It does not matter where you are born. It matters who you are.
    And he's absolutely right. People can say what they want about Arsenal not using English players but you only have to look through the other teams in the league to see the players who began their careers at the club and received a footballing education that is second to none. Sidwell now at Chelsea (silly boy, should have gone somewhere where he might have played a few games), Harper at Reading, Pennant at Liverpool, Bentley at Blackburn, even Ashley Cole at Chelsea. And that's just a small number of the lads who have come through our system and gone on to have good careers because of the grounding they got at Arsenal. Charles Sale in the Daily Mail outlines the extent to which journalists were schmoozed by Alisher Usmanov this week. Luton to Moscow on private Gulfstream 550 jet with lunch and drinks, transfer to five-star Kempinski hotel, dinner plus drinks, transfer to bar for drinks. Then one night in Kempinski, lunch in a Russian restaurant, transfer to Usmanov office, Metro trip, coffee and teas in Usmanov office, gift of art book, Gulfstream return to Stansted with cold supper. Not bad. His detailing of this comes as Bloggerheads detailed the journalists who went to this meeting and neglected to mention the fact they'd been on the receiving end of such hospitality. Also worth noting is that Red Action, the fans group have called for other fans to join them in making it quite clear that Usmanov is not a welcome investor and that fans are opposed to any kind of takeover by him and the rest of Fat & Orange. Goodplaya talks a bit about how the whole Usmanov affair has been a 'very Arsenal protest'. Interesting stuff. And that's about the size of it. Now I must shower, eat breakfast and go out and enjoy the sunshine. It would be criminal not to. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/10/07/sunday-round-up-21/ Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:06:13 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/07/sunday-round-up-21/ Arsene Wenger called for focus ahead of today's game against Sunderland. We've been through it all before so we're just looking to stay consistent and keep this run going. I don't think there's any danger of underestimating Sunderland. Also, with Manchester United now top of the table, albeit having played two games more, after a 4-0 win over Wigan there's a little bit more pressure on. Thierry Henry talks about Roy Keane. Kolo Toure wants trophies. Craig Gordon says he owes a lot to Arsene Wenger. Gilberto says he'll consider other options if he's not playing regularly by Christmas time. He's 31 today so happy birthday to him. He's a funny man is Arsene. Arguably our best and most consitent player last season the Brazilian found himself overlooked for the captaincy for the injury prone penis of William Gallas now he can't even get in the team. It must be frustrating. Jens Lehmann has been selected in the German squad for the upcoming internationals and now that he's 'back to fitness' he wants his Arsenal place back. Manuel Almunia has kept 6 or 7 clean sheets this season but Jens is not impressed, saying:
    Almunia has also said a lot in the past. Once he even said he was one of the best in Europe. But his performances have not made me have any serious concerns.
    Now, I can't remember Almunia ever making such a claim but nor can I remember him fucking up a simple back pass and allowing a striker to score less than 60 seconds into a game, then following that up by letting a bread and butter shot from outside the area slip through his fingers to let a bunch of cunts equalise. You really have to wonder what colour the sky is in Lehmann's world because he's not living in the same one as the rest of us. Those kinds of comments really are unnecessary and with team spirit so high at the moment we can do without living through one of Jens' personal spats. The Telegraph reports Stan Kroenke has been invited to join the Arsenal board. We'll have to wait and see what happens there. Right, that's it. I have to go. Talk to you tomorrow and come on you reeeeeeds.]]>
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    RVP gets his third winner in a week as Arsenal survive Sunderland scare http://arseblog.net/2007/10/08/rvp-gets-his-third-winner-in-a-week-as-arsenal-survive-sunderland-scare/ Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:52:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/08/rvp-gets-his-third-winner-in-a-week-as-arsenal-survive-sunderland-scare/ Three points and back to the top of the table but it was no walkover despite two early Arsenal goals. The first was an incredible Robin van Persie free kick which was hit so hard that Craig Gordon only reacted after it went over the line. Reminiscent of the one he scored in the World Cup for Holland but hit even more fiercely. The second came from Philippe Senderos he stuck out his left leg when the ball broke in the box and wrongfooted the defence and the keeper for the ball to lope over the line. What might have turned the game into a similar scoreline to Derby was Abou Diaby's goal which was wrongly ruled out for an offside in the build-up. At 3-0 there would have been no way back but those are the kinds of things that turn matches and Sunderland made the most of it. They scored before half-time through Ross Wallce after Almunia had made a good save from Kenwynne Jones and then equalised early in the second through a Jones header which Almunia might have done a bit better with. We had chances to go ahead again. Kolo Toure hit the post with a long range boomer and then Theo Walcott completely miskicked after some great work by Hleb set him up. However, the young man had a big hand in the winning goal. His brilliant touch and turn from Eboue's pass got him behind the defender, a quick ball to van Persie allowed the Dutchman to take a touch and then poke it home for the winner. Almunia still had to make a good save from a long range Anthony Stokes effort and Theo himself hit the post after more good work. Sunderland's job was made all the harder by Paul McShane getting a red card for trying to crush Hleb's testicles and in the end the three points were ours. Afterwards the manager suggested that at 2-0 up part of our 'mental focus' went. I suppose that can happen to any team and it's not deliberate but how often have we seen a team a couple of goals up and cruising get pulled back? What was very encouraging was the character and desire shown to go on and get the winning goal. Robin van Persie said:
    We scored two goals and after we became a bit sloppy. It was our own fault but Sunderland were unlucky to lose today. At half-time we told each other, we had to get in there and fight for three points.
    And so they did. It's been a nice run for van Persie too. A winning goal against West Ham, a winning goal against Steaua Bucharest in the Champions League and now the winner against Sunderland. That's seven for the season for him now and the important ones are beginning to tot up. It was nice to see Theo Walcott come on make a contribution too. It can be quite difficult to come on and make an impact but he seems to be able to do that in these kinds of games. His quick feet really made a difference yesterday and his turn for the van Persie goal was first class. Hopefully this will give him a bit more confidence which he can take into the games that he starts. With regards to the team that's 10 wins from the last 10 games and we sit 2 points clear of United at the top of the table and with a game in hand. Our form is fantastic which is why it's such a pain in the arse that we now have a two week break due to internationals. It's never easy picking up where you left off but hopefully this break won't prove too much of a distraction. Further thoughts from the manager on the game here plus a word or two for Gilberto. BBC Match of the Day interview here (Real Player required). So, that's the Arsenal on the back burner for the next two weeks because of these internationals. As usual we hope the players away will come back in full fitness. But what are we going to talk about? I suppose we could talk about Bacary Sagna's hair. He appears to be have de-Floella Benjamined his hair. It certainly makes him less distinctive, doesn't it? Horrible as the braids were at least you could pick him out easily. I think he should wear one of those viking helmets with the horns sticking out. Probably not good for heading the ball but still. In other news the Times reports on more controversy surrounding Alisher Usmanov. Did we see/hear any protests from RedAction during the game? It's going to be a long two weeks till our next game.]]>
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    Oh Mug Smasher, can you ever forgive me? http://arseblog.net/2007/10/09/oh-mug-smasher-can-you-ever-forgive-me/ Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:38:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/09/oh-mug-smasher-can-you-ever-forgive-me/ according to the Mirror, saying that United are favourites for the title. Honestly, if I looked like I'd been half-eaten by a bear then inserted in monster's vagina and squeezed out so fast I landed face first in a field of cactii and broken bottles before being dragged along the ground on my face for 10 miles I don't think I'd be doing a lot of taunting. Hleb gets it in the bollocksKolo Toure is doing great captainy stuff this season and is doing his best to make sure the players don't get too carried away with our great form. He's warning that we haven't won anything yet and he's right. He's also very unhappy with Paul McShane's tackle on Alex Hleb and he's right too. You might remember a couple of years back Dennis Bergkamp getting sent off for not stamping on Jamie Carragher so McShane's attempts to castrate Hleb more than merited a red card in my opinion. Between that challenge and Mark Noble's the week before the handsome Belarussian has come in for some rough treatment in the last couple of games. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Ivan Campo run him through with some kind of cutlass when we play Bolton at home on Saturday week. Emmanuel Adebayor says Arsenal are capable of winning ugly this season which is making the difference. William Gallas says he's fit to play for France. Quelle surprise. I suppose he'll come straight back into the side provided he doesn't rupture another arse cheek or whatever the hell his problem is. It will be interesting to see how, or if, it affects the team given how defensively solid we've been (Sunderland apart) up to now. Apparently we're looking at a Norwegian goalkeeper. That's according to press reports in Norway and without meaning to cause offence to any of Arseblog's wonderful Norwegian readers we all know what the press in Norway are like. That's a lie. Sorry. I have no idea what they're like. The player's name is Rune Almenning Jarsteina. I've forgotten it already. Micah Richards says he dreams of playing for Arsenal one day. He's quite the talent this lad and I feel well placed to offer him advice on this because I too dreamt of playing for Arsenal. However, I saw my dreams horribly scuppered by the discovery of drinking cider in fields, lying in bed and generally being a lazy cunt. So, Micah, don't go out on a Friday night and get cunted on Linden Village then wander around the streets before stopping off at the chipper before going to bed and not getting up until 2pm the following day. Then you might just have a chance. Finally for today, if you've got an IT department that's stricter than an army dad and who blocks your access to Arseblog, don't forget Arseblog can be inserted into your box every morning without them knowing. Simply go here and sign up to our mailing list which is sponsored by our good old friends at Classicfootballshirts.co.uk - where you can find original, non-replica, authentic football shirts from times past. You can unsubscribe any time and we will only ever use your email address to send you the blog each morning. Until tomorrow.]]> 566 2007-10-09 09:38:22 2007-10-09 07:38:22 closed open oh-mug-smasher-can-you-ever-forgive-me publish 0 0 post 0 1211 http://the-cannon.com/2007/10/09/it-begins/ 72.232.131.13 2007-10-09 14:19:48 2007-10-09 12:19:48 1 pingback 0 0 Shocking news stories and exclusive content. No, really. Click. Click. Click. http://arseblog.net/2007/10/10/shocking-news-stories-and-exclusive-content-no-really-click-click-click/ Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:56:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/10/shocking-news-stories-and-exclusive-content-no-really-click-click-click/ West Ham's Robert Green but the Sun reports the only sticking point to the deal might be the fact that Green would demand first team football. I'm not terribly convinced by Green, he just seems to be one of those keepers that always has a great game against us. I remember Brad Friedel doing similar for years but we didn't buy him. With Lehmann and Almunia currently battling away from the position and Fabianski snapping at their heels like a little Polish goalkeeping dog then I think we probably have enough cover. Yesterday's Mirror linked us with a €20m move for Sporting Lisbon's Miguel Veloso. An anagram of his name is 'Elusive Gloom' and frankly it's a far better name than Miguel Veloso. Bacary Sagna, away on international duty with France, says the critics have inspired Arsenal this season. I'm not one to miss a trick so I think it's fair to say Sagna is the worst right back I have ever seen, this current Arsenal team is a load of bollocks and the manager is a complete chancer. They've got no chance of winning anything and frankly I'll eat my hat* if they win the league this season. Meanwhile Mathieu Flamini is hoping his club form will get him a start for France. Emmanuel Adebayor has spoken of his partnership with Robin van Persie calling their understanding 'magnificent'. Sometimes it's hard to see on the pitch but if they're enjoying it then that's all we can ask for. With 6 and 7 goals respectively they're certainly doing something right and with youth on their side they've got a real chance to become a fearsome strike duo. It seems ages since teams have had their two main strikers, doesn't it? With rotation these days you don't get the partnerships like Bergkamp and Henry, Yorke and Cole, Shearer and Sutton or Hall and Oates. Martin Samuel in the Times writes about takeover stuff:
    Still, if Arsenal’s sugar daddy did contrive to lose the man whose football intellect has made his investment viable, he could always sling on a replica shirt and tell a meeting of season ticket-holders about the time he watched Tony Henry beat Newcastle Athletic in the FA Cup Final. They’ll like that.
    Haha, I like it. Around some of the other blogs now and Le-Grove sat up all night copying a Perry Groves interview from Teletext while Arsenalfcblog has produced a monthly e-magazine called 'The gooner gazette' which rounds up all the news and stuff from the previous month. Nice idea. Goodplaya takes advantage of the international break to remind us all what a big old cunt Sam Allardyce is. It's something we should all be reminded of as often as possible. Interesting to read about Arsenal's new Chinese language site. I wonder if it will be subject to the draconian censorship that many other sites and particularly blogs have to put up from the Chinese authorities. While many websites were blocked in China people had the chance to read them via RSS feeds but it seems they've wised up to that and blocked them too. Boooo China, I say. Booo. Finally for today, a call to the many of you who use NewsNow to find out the latest Arsenal news. Please, please, please ignore blogs like The Soccer Blog (not linking to it because it doesn't deserve it) but when you see a headline that looks like bollocks it is 99.999999% guaranteed to be bollocks. Like many others The Soccer Blog takes content from other sites, literally stealing it, does not credit that site in any way, then wraps the content in as many ads as it possibly can then uses those headlines to draw people in, get clicks on the ads and make money. That is all those sites exist for and because there are so many of them it makes it more and more difficult to find good content on Newsnow. If people stop clicking then they become useless. And don't think it's just big football news sites they rip off. Not long ago TribalFootball stole a story from Gunnerblog without so much as a nod in their direction. I know we all want news and stories and exclusives but you will not get them at those kind of sites. All you do when you click on them is give them the oxygen they need to survive. Come on Arsenal fans, kill them. Don't click. You know the headlines are rubbish, you know the story is rubbish, so treat them like rubbish. That is all. Update: Please add Sportingo to that list as well, the witless tarts. * Hat is made from steak and kidney pie.]]>
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    Barcelona hypocrites as they go after Cesc again http://arseblog.net/2007/10/11/barcelona-hypocrites-as-they-go-after-cesc-again/ Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:30:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/11/barcelona-hypocrites-as-they-go-after-cesc-again/ Nicklas Bendtner says he could leave the club 'permanently' if he doesn't start getting more chances. I think the lad needs to bide his time a bit. He's behind two of the Premier League's form strikers at the moment and he's still very young. Some people will suggest he's got a lot of confidence in his own ability. Others might suggest he's being rather a bit cocky. He's shown he's capable when he's had chances but he's got to be a bit more realistic this season, I think. Plus, he shouldn't forget the ACN in January will see Adebayor off and his chances of playing increased. Arsene Wenger has played down talk of his poor relationship with Raymond Domenech saying it's not important and calling him a 'speccy four-eyed festering cunthole'. Of course he didn't say that. Arsene would never make fun of somebody just because they need glasses. Meanwhile Kolo Toure reveals why the Arsenal squad have nicknamed Mathieu Flamini 'Gattuso'. William Gallas is away with the French side and he's apologised for being a grump during his spell out injured. To be fair it is very frustrating missing so many games, especially when the team is winning and it looks like you're not being missed. He's also told Gael Clichy he'll get his chance for the national side. At the moment our left back is behind the massively and hilariously overrated Abidal and that wee shitebag Evra. I'm with Gallas on this one, Gael's time will come. Another man who looks set to be fit for his country despite missing some games for us is Eduardo. He talks to UEFA.com about his settling in at Arsenal and the expecations of him when it comes to goalscoring. Tomas Rosicky is another one who hasn't played for us for a few weeks but will probably play for the Czechs against Germany next week. He reveals he's been to specialists about his constant injuries and is having custom made insoles fitted into his boots. At this point he should probably take a bull's tongue and burn it in some kind of ritual because nothing seems to be working. It's such a shame because you get the feeling he could contribute a great deal if he could get a proper run of games instead of a half dozen at a time before missing another six through injury. Reports from Spain say that a court has found in favour of Barcelona with regard to a lawsuit they brought against Fran Merida who left the Catalan club to join Arsenal. As players under 16 cannot sign a contract Arsenal were able to bring him to England in the same way they did with Fabregas but the £2.1m award against Merida is for his future value and for the value of the training he received. It is believed Arsenal will look after the payment but the player will appeal. When you think about it, it's a massive award against a young man who certainly does have earning potential but whose career could be over tomorrow due to an injury. I wouldn't be surprised to see this one go to EU courts. Also coming from Spain are reports in both Marca and El Mundo (two very different perspectives) that Barcelona are 'launching an offensive' to bring Cesc to the Camp Nou next season. Marca talks about how Barcelona are going to pinch Cesc from under the noses of Madrid while El Mundo talks about how the Barcelona technical staff never rest and constantly try to get the best players to the club. They say he'll be perfect to play alongside Henry because they know each other so well. The irony of Barcelona using the press to try and unsettle a player who has a long term contract while taking out a lawsuit and making a teenager, who had NO contract, pay a £2.1m fine isn't lost on me. 'More than a club'? Yes, indeed. A club of complete and utter cunts. I hope their fucking stadium falls down while they're rebuilding it. Jens Lehmann is wanted by Manchester City, according to The Sun. He could then follow in the footsteps of David Seaman who went there after Arsenal and lasted about 10 games before retiring. It's a different Citeh these days though and with Euro2008 on the horizon and no sign of first team football it wouldn't be a surprise to see him move in January. And that's about it. Plenty to chew on. Till tomorrow.]]> 568 2007-10-11 09:30:46 2007-10-11 07:30:46 closed open barcelona-hypocrites-as-they-go-after-cesc-again publish 0 0 post 0 I hate the Catalan press + Arsecast 48 http://arseblog.net/2007/10/12/i-hate-the-catalan-press/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:51:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/12/i-hate-the-catalan-press/ warned by the German coach Joachim Low that he's got to be playing regularly if he wants to remain as the German number one. The fact that he's out of the team has not been lost on Oliver Kahn who has taken no time in having a little pop at his great mate. At this point, as they're two old men, Jens and Kahn really ought to just fight to the death or something, because their verbal spats are boring now. The German stoppenator is convinced he'll be back for Arsenal sooner rather than later though. Cesc, away with Spain and 'victim' of a press campaign to get him to move to Barcelona, talks about the Champions League and the two main strikers at the club filling the gap left by Teary Ennui. It's the orchestrated stuff from the Catalan press that's worrying. Here's an excerpt when they talk about Cesc being on his mobile:
    Cesc called his friend and manager, Joseba Diaz. "Joseba, is anything stirring? Have Barça called?". Diaz answered truthtfully that at the moment, they had not.
    Seriously, what a pack of cuntbutlering shitebags they are. Did El Mundo have someone standing beside him or have they tapped his phone? Here's an actual quote from the Cesc interview with Sky Sports up above.
    English football right now is the best league in the world for me. When you talk about games, the passion, the fans playing in England everyone gives 100 per cent and I think it is a great, great league.
    Now, there's no point in us closing our eyes to the fact that one day, if he continues to develop the way he has been, that Cesc and Barcelona will probably reunite. He's from there, it's the team he supports, his family and friends are there and they'll probably be able to afford the transfer fee which will be huge. At the moment though it's not going to happen and the Catalan press chipping away at him with their fiction and heavily loaded articles is not only disrespectful to Arsenal (not that they care about that, as we all know) but also to the player whose relationship with the fans is so good. Unfortunately it seems like it's just something we'll have to put up unless we blow up the El Mundo and Sport buildings. I've still got friends there and I'm sure some of them like exploding things. In fact, there's one Italian...nah. Anyway, cunt off Catalan press, you wankers. I'm onto you. Speaking of utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter cunts, Alisher Usmanov is having his people try and locate Arsenal shares that belong to people who have died. Classy stuff, you fat bastard. If I could somehow manage to arrange an interview for you with Jordi from El Mundo on the day we explode their building the world would be a much happier and less fat place. Cunt. Arsene Wenger says he's addicted, like Robert Palmer, to stats while Lasanna Diarra says people told him he was too small to ever make it as a footballer. Yep. Exciting stuff, I know. Arsecast time. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com, there's a blogchat with the Man from East Lower in which we discuss all things Arsenal, the Man in the Bar brings you a player history despite a great loss during the week, an old friend returns and there's other waffle in there too. As well as that there are details of how you can win yourself a trip to Tokyo with OleOle.com for the World Club Championship. Quite the prize and well worth checking out. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14.5mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode48.mp3] And that's it. Have a good day. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Message to Cesc's agent: Callate, cabron. http://arseblog.net/2007/10/13/message-to-cescs-agent-callate-cabron/ Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:34:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/13/message-to-cescs-agent-callate-cabron/ *boilk* That is all. Oh. You want more? Can't just leave a man to his Saturday morning illness and liquid bowels? Ok then. Well, Cesc's agent is being a bit of a cockheaded dickmaster, saying:
    If we received an offer from Barcelona, clearly we would listen to it. It is the club which taught Cesc everything and it would be a compliment if that happened.
    Far be it for me to make Joseba Diaz look like an even bigger cunt but you'd have to think that while Cesc got a good footballing education at Barcelona his standing in the game now is nothing whatsoever to do with them. It was Arsenal who made him a first team player at 16 years of age, it was Arsene Wenger who showed so much faith in him that he let Patrick Vieira leave the club, and everything he's achieved as a footballer has been achieved at Arsenal, not Barcelona. Cesc himself said he was bored of beating teams 10-0 with the Barcelona academy and Diaz must know that Cesc would never have been given the chances at Barcelona that he had at Arsenal. There were far too many players ahead of him in that position for him to have made the breakthrough at such an early age. Now, we know agents are a pain in the fucking arse at the best of times but for this cunt to pull down his pants and bend over at the merest mention of Barcelona is tremendously disrespectful to Arsenal and to Arsene Wenger. Also, if Barcelona make an offer to Diaz without first making an offer to Arsenal then they're breaking the rules, aren't they? Barcelona's 'more than a club' bollocks instills their fans with this weird kind of snobbery. They'd be the first to criticise Real Madrid for doing something like this but the reality is they're no different. One thing we need to make really clear though is that this is Cesc's agent talking and obviously he fancies a bigger villa on the Costa Brava and a new Seat because he must realise that the best place for Cesc to play his football at the moment is Arsenal. In the meantime he should pull his fucking head in and shut his mouth. David Dein has assured Alisher Usmanov he's not 'at war' with the Arsenal board which is about as convincing as George Bush saying Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. He obviously doesn't fancy a trip to the bottom of the Volga. There's not much else happening really. There are a whole host of internationals on today and I couldn't give a fish's tit about any of them once our players come through without injury. Ireland are playing Germany and it looks like Jens Lehmann will play. Here's hoping he flattens Robbie Keane a couple of times, that might make it watchable. So as not to end on a bum note Togo lost to Mali which means they won't be going to the ACN which means Adebayor won't be missing for 6 weeks in January. Can you hear that? I think it's the sound of a young Dane wailing. Now though, I must away for I have an appointment with the porcelain throne. Have a good Saturday everyone.]]>
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    Sunday round-up, The Times sinks low to play Usmanov's PR game http://arseblog.net/2007/10/14/sunday-round-up-the-times-sinks-low-to-play-usmanovs-pr-game/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:49:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/14/international-review-sunday-round-up/ Eduardo was on target for Croatia, scoring the only goal of the game as they beat Israel 1-0 to go top of England's group. That's his 800th goal in the last 2 internationals. William Gallas was an unused sub for France, Jens Lehmann was solid for Germany in Dublin last night, Cesc played almost the whole game as Spain beat Denmark 3-1 while Nicklas Bendtner came on in the 2nd half for the Danes, and shock of the night came for Alex Hleb as his Belarussian side got beaten 1-0 by Luxembourg. Meanwhile, in a friendly Philippe Senderos started for Switzerland as they beat Austria 3-1, I'm not sure if Djourou figured but he was on the bench. Hopefully everyone is injury free this morning. Thierry Henry talks in depth (note there are 3 pages) to the Telegraph about how Cesc was right when he said Arsenal were freed up, in a sense, by Henry's move this summer. He says:
    Because of my seniority, the fact that I was captain and my habit of screaming for the ball, they would sometimes give it to me even when I was not in the best position. So in that sense it was good for the team that I moved on.
    His fear that Arsenal will draw Barcelona in the Champions League is interesting, and as strange as it would be for him to play us playing for another club, it'll be just as strange for us to see him do it. There's this great tendency amongst football fans for revisionism when players left. Bad players are never quite as bad when you look back on them and good players aren't as good and it's always the right time for them to have moved on. What's apparent now when we think about Henry's move is that his personal life was obviously in a shambles and to me that played a huge part in his desire to move and make a fresh start. It's not for me or anyone else to make judgements about anyone else's life, we've all had our own problems and hassles and footballers aren't immune to that. It does make it easier to understand why he wanted to leave though and when you read an article like that, now that the initial shock of losing a top player has worn off, you remember why it is we loved him so much. He's an intelligent guy, he loved playing for us, he gave us so many wonderful moments and that's what should be remembered above and beyond anything else. I'd still love us to play Barcelona though and I'd take enormous pleasure in seeing us win and Thierry not scoring, but that's just football, innit?! The People has three Arsenal stories this morning. One suggests that despite the fact we're going to pay the £2.1m fine brought against Fran Merida (who I'm told had no idea such a court case against him was even a possibility) we're going to let the young Spaniard go back home as he's not 'mobile or quick enough'. Then there are two highly speculative transfer stories linking us with River Plate's Augusto Fernandez who is, apparently, the new Messi (which must be the new new Maradona) while Hatem Ben Arfa is also linked with a £10m move. All three of those stories have about as much substance as your average chick-lit novel. David Dein is set to attend Arsenal's AGM, which takes place this week. The man really does have a neck like a jockey's bollocks. Obviously he'd be there as a representative of Fat & Orange and while there are bound to be sparks flying between him and the board it will be interesting to see if 'regular' shareholders who attend have anything to say to him for bringing a man like Usmanov into our club. He might have a past that people admire but his present deserves serious questioning. Meanwhile, Craig Murray dissects a pathetic piece of Usmanov PR in the Times. I'm sure others will have noted with interest that Mark Franchetti can be gotten onside with a nice dinner and a glass of wine. Next week he'll report on how the Burmese regime is simply 'misunderstood' and Robert Mugabe is 'laugh a minute prankster'. And that, my good old friends, is that. There's only just time to have a good laugh at Ashley Cole who was stretchered off for England yesterday with what looked like, hopefully, a very painful injury. There's no revisionism in terms of Ashley, is there? He is, was, and ever shall be, cunt without end. Amen.]]>
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    Lehmann lays down the gauntlet to Wenger http://arseblog.net/2007/10/15/lehmann-lays-down-the-gauntlet-to-wenger/ Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:01:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/15/lehmann-lays-down-the-gauntlet-to-wenger/ here. Personally I don't think he was injured at all and I don't think he'll play against Bolton. Now that he's laid down the gauntlet, so to speak, it is going to be very interesting to see how he reacts if he doesn't play. Will he be professional and work hard to get back or will he throw a strop knowing there's only a few weeks until the transfer window opens? You'd hope it would be the former. I thought he played pretty well against Ireland, one mad moment apart, and the booking he picked up means he misses the game against the Czech Republic on Wednesday. Robin van Persie, who missed Holland's shock defeat at the weekend, returns to their squad for the game against Slovenia. Well done to Arsenal Times for their piece on Arsenal Muse, Alisher Usmanov's one man defence team. Whether it's on his own blog or on other forums or email lists, this bloke has a horrendously cock-eyed view of the fat man's threat to our club. He saw nothing wrong with the article in the Sunday Times when nearly everybody else saw through it for the piece of PR fluff that it was - Craig Murray has more. And it's hardly a coincidence that shortly after Usmanov hires a big shot PR firm these kinds of pieces begin to appear in the papers. B-Heads has a lot of good stuff today, please take time to read it. Not much else to talk about though this morning. We do have the AGM coming up this week and Arseblog will have a roving reporter there to bring you the news hot of the presses, so to speak. So, in the absence of any other news, who's got a funny story about the weekend then? Anyone drink too much and puke into a policeman's shoe? See you in the Arses.]]> 572 2007-10-15 10:01:12 2007-10-15 08:01:12 closed open lehmann-lays-down-the-gauntlet-to-wenger publish 0 0 post 0 There is nothing to admire about FC Barcelona http://arseblog.net/2007/10/16/there-is-nothing-to-admire-about-fc-barcelona/ Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:51:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/16/there-is-nothing-to-admire-about-fc-barcelona/ spoke about Cesc yesterday to a Spanish newspaper. He seems to be under the impression that because of the way Cesc left the club when he was 16 that Barcelona would take some kind of moral stand and not pay a large transfer fee if they were to bring him back to the club. He said:
    He is a great player but the circumstances of his exit make things very difficult. We cannot pay a great amount for a homegrown player that decided to leave us.
    Oh, there I was labouring under the impression that a player's past and previous clubs were completely and utterly irrelevant and that it was his current standing in the game, coupled with the length of his contract, that would decide his value. Silly me. Honestly though, what a pack of cunts. Do they really think they're making some kind of stand here? Let's look at the facts. Cesc did not have a contract with Barcelona. Barcelona were compensated for the loss of Cesc in both monetary terms (a fee of around £500,000 was paid) and the arrival of a Dutch international, Giovanni van Bronckhorst, whose transfer fee was set aside and who went on to give them good service for three seasons. Yet they think that because Cesc played for their academy team they shouldn't pay whatever his current value is if they wanted to buy him. It's staggeringly arrogant and it really does make them look like complete and utter fools. Add to that it was Arsenal that gave him the chance of first team football, it was Arsene Wenger who took a chance and allowed his obvious potential to blossom and it's Arsenal where he has developed into the player that everyone talks about as potentially one of the best in the world. All this is academic anyway. Arsene Wenger will not be letting Cesc leaving any time soon. However, if it was a case that Cesc said 'Right, that's it. I want to leave' then given his ability, his future potential and the length of contract he has then the transfer fee would be enormous. What Barcelona and Mickey Burgerstain think about that is entirely their business but his past has no bearing whatsoever on how much he's worth NOW. Then, to top it all of, and to make it look like they're a principled and honourable organisation he goes on to say about Cesc's possible return to the club:
    To start with he would have to show his desire to return.
    Fucking hell, pathetic. It really is. They have all the morals of a rapist snake. This idea that Barcelona is a flag bearer for goodness in the game is so misguided. They are despicable, the way they conduct their business through the press is no better than Real Madrid and the way they seek to unsettle players at other clubs (not just Arsenal, just ask any club in Spain who have had a player linked with them) is about as sporting as I am twenty feet tall. Of course they're helped along the way by the Catalan press who this morning carry an interview with Cesc about his role in the Spanish team. Check these questions: Q: Is it easy to play alongside Iniesta and Xavi? A: Of course. It's easy to understand them because we came from the same football school and we see football the same way. Q: And would you like to repeat that (from last Saturday against Denmark) next season at Barcelona along with Deco? A: I don't know, that's the truth. He then goes on to talk about being a big fan of Deco, but it's quite clear what they're trying to get him to say and you can be quite sure the headlines would be dripping with Catalan cum if he said it. Jesus Christ these cunts make me cross. There are things, little things, which annoy the shit out of me but this is worse than Phil Collins poking me in the ribs while chewing gum loudly in my ear as the noise from the television is mixed with that of a radio in the background. Now, I love Barcelona the city. I lived there for 5 years and it's a wonderful place but the football club is the Haliburton of world football. An odious conglomerate that will cheat, lie and dissemble as it behaves with less manners than a tramp who charges into a restaurant and pisses on your main course. Grrrr. Honestly, they do my fucking head in. People might point to the way they play football and on its own it can be a bit special at times. However, what they do on the pitch is, for me at least, tainted by the way they conduct themselves off it. Cunts. News reaches us from Switzerland (thanks Nicolas) that Philippe Senderos is going to be out for 1 or 2 weeks with a back injury he picked up at the weekend. Gallas was on the bench for the French (hah) against the Faroe Islands so he can't be too far away. Although it is Raymond Domenech so you can't be too sure. We have to hope he is fit because we do lack cover. One injury leaves us with just two fit centre-halves although we do have Gilberto who can provide short term cover there. Speaking of Gilberto The Sun reports that Juventus are ready to make £5m bid for the Brazilian in the transfer window. His first team chances have been limited so far this season but the centre-half situation shows just how important his experience is to this squad. With the ACN coming up and Kolo away for some time then I'd be surprised if he was allowed to move. Staying with The Sun it seems that Jens Lehmann's expecations and Arsene Wenger's reality are two different things. They say Almunia will continue in goal and the German will be allowed to leave in January. I can't imagine Jens interview went down too well with the boss, to be honest. Fran Merida talks to the official site. And that's really about it. I need more coffee and less FC Barcelona.]]>
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    Football talk as Usmanov channels Kang and Kodos http://arseblog.net/2007/10/17/football-talk-as-usmanov-channels-kang-and-kodos/ Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:46:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/17/football-talk-as-usmanov-channels-kang-and-kodos/ Arsene Wenger is anxious to get his players back. At the moment the training sessions consist of Arsene, Almunia, Alex Song having a Battleships© tournament which Arsene is winning quite convincingly due to poor placement and tactical awareness on behalf of the others. "You sunk my battleship!", exclaims Alex Song. "That's because you put it in the same place each time." In terms of injuries there may be a doubt over William Gallas who reportedly pulled out of training on Monday with a groin problem. This would not be good news as Philippe Senderos is also injured, although we've yet to receive confirmation of that. Another worry is Tomas Rosicknote who has a muscle coordination problem according to the Czech national team doctor. He's been critical of the Arsenal medical team but I'm not quite sure how it's their fault that Tomas's hamstrings tear like cheap paper. He then goes on to say Rosicky needs to do exercises on his own so again I'm a bit stumped to see how it's Arsenal's fault. We've tried all kinds to fix him up, including operations on his wisdom teeth, so I think we might just have to accept the fact he's brittle and he's not someone you can rely on to be fit most of the time, which is a real shame. Again let's keep fingers crossed that the lads who are fit and who are going to play tonight come through unscathed. Armand Traore says he's happy to stay and improve at Arsenal rather than going out on loan while Alex Song is rumoured to be in Charlton's sights, for a loan move at least. Gunnerblog makes an interesting point about how young players who go out on loan often make permanent moves away from the club. With Arsenal's AGM tomorrow Fat & Orange have backed down somewhat by releasing a statement which reiterates their position as 'long term investors' in the club. They say:
    Red and White intends to vote in favour of all the resolutions at the upcoming AGM. It also supports the board's policy of reinvesting the surplus cash flow into the club and not paying dividends.
    Quite a turnaround as it was just a few short days ago when Usmanov was talking about being paid dividends. You might remember how people felt he had a bit of a cheek expecting to receive dividends when the directors who actually work for the benefit of the club do not receive them. A perfect 180 turn there gets 9.5, 9.5 and 9 from the judges. Marks were lost for being a big fat cunt who nobody wants to see in a tight fitting ice-skating suit. To be honest it's hilarious to see him flip-flop time and again. It reminds me of that scene in the Simpsons where the two aliens come down and take the place of the Presidential candidates. "Abortions for all", says one to boos from the crowd. "No abortions for anyone", says the other who also gets booed. "Abortions for some, mini American flags for the rest", and then the crowd cheer. Watch Usmanov and F&O break out their mini-American flags (metaphorically speaking) sometimes soon. The bottom line is that no businessman is going to invest in something which provides him with no return. Usmanov has paid way over the market value for the shares in order to coerce people into selling. The only way to make his money back is to then sell the shares at a higher price, hard to do when you've inflated the market beyond the reach of anyone else, or increase your stake and takeover the club which allows you to do what you want e.g claim dividends, increase ticket prices etc etc. 'Long term investor' talk is fooling nobody. I suppose the only positive Usmanov can take is that in the long history of Arsenal he has, in just a few weeks, become the most unpopular person ever to be associated with the club. Quite an achievement. The AGM is tomorrow, Arseblog will have a report. And that's your lot. I'm off to weep softly in the corner at the names the Barcelona fans have been calling me. I'm so terribly, terribly upset by it all.]]>
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    Injuries could hurt us + AGM questions http://arseblog.net/2007/10/18/injuries-could-hurt-us-agm-questions/ Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:55:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/18/injuries-could-hurt-us-agm-questions/ this picture suggests he might have done some real damage to his knee. With Philippe Senderos also a doubt due to a back injury it means we're losing players going into a period of the season when we need everyone fit and well. We've got Liverpool away at the end of the month, followed by the Carling Cup in midweek, then Man United at home. If we win the Carling Cup game it means we've got 9 games in December so to lose players because they're away with their countries could hurt us. Let's hope van Persie's isn't as bad as it looks and I'm told Senderos withdrew from the Swiss friendly against the US in order to give him time to recover for this weekend. William Gallas played for France last night so that does give us some cover. No doubt we'll get updates throughout the day. Leaving the pesky internationals behind us we can now concentrate on the real football again. It's Bolton on Saturday and we'll be facing a team who have just sacked their manager. Sammy Lee was simply too tiny to be taken seriously in the dressing room. Having to stand on an orange crate to talk to your players can't be much fun. There have obviously been problems there, he's changed the style of play and it hasn't worked. To be fair to him he tried to get them to play some football instead lumping it up to a shit-kicker like Kevin Davies but bar one or two they don't have the players to do that. Hopefully this will throw them further into turmoil and not galvanise them ahead of Saturday's game. Jens Lehmann has been speaking. Again. He says:
    The positive for me is I am an all-around talent. I have no weakness. This, in combination with experience and my understanding of the game, is my main advantage over young keepers.
    However, their advantage over you Jens, is that they can kick the ball and don't have jelly wrists at this moment in time. I don't see him coming back into the side for the Bolton game and you can hear Amy Lawrence's thoughts on the goalkeeping situation in tomorrow's Arsecast. The Mirror reports Arsene Wenger is set to bring Carlos Vela to London in January when he qualifies for a Spanish passport. Not sure about this, I have to say. I think his loan deal is for the entire season so we'll have to see. He's currently at Osasuna and has just started to make appearances so it might be beneficial to all if he stays there. We'll keep an eye on his progress and update you here on Arseblog, of course. Another youngster out on loan is full back Kerrea Gilbert. He looked like he might have had a chance with us after some decent first team performances but he's had troubles in recent times. His loan spell at Cardiff last season started very well and he was a regular in the team for months until an incident saw him dropped from the side and he didn't play for them again. Now on loan with Southend he was substituted just 22 minutes into a reserve match after a bust-up with their reserve team coach. It's hard to know if he's just been unfortunate or if he's got some attitude problems but he's in real danger of letting a promising career slip away from him. Later today Arsenal's AGM takes place and it couldn't come at a better time for the board. On the back of extremely good financial results the team is playing great football, sits on top of the league and has captured the imagination of everyone because of the football we're playing. From that point of view there won't be too many tough questions from shareholders. As well as that the distaste many fans have for Alisher Usmanov and David Dein's Fat & Orange investment group should mean a swell of support for the board as they fight off what is the beginning of a hostile takeover bid. Will F&O have a representative there? Will it be David Dein? What sort of reaction will Dein get from shareholders and fans unhappy that he's brought the hulking mass of Usmanov into our club? What plans do the board have to fight them off? Will the lockdown be extended? Is Stan Kroenke now our friend? The answers to some of these questions will be clearer later this afternoon and as soon as our roving reporter gets back from the AGM, via a local hostelry no doubt, Arseblog will let you know. Until then take it easy.]]>
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    AGM stuff + Arsecast 49 with Amy Lawrence http://arseblog.net/2007/10/19/agm-stuff-arsecast-49-with-amy-lawrence/ Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:34:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/19/agm-stuff-arsecast-49-with-amy-lawrence/ Arseblog's report here which sums it up in bullet points. The most important news was the extended lockdown agreement which makes the possibility of a takeover much more unlikely. As far as Keith Edelman is concerned he doesn't want to talk about it anymore because the current board are committed to the future of the club and once they remain in agreement then there's no chance of anything happening. It's good news because it adds a measure of stability off the pitch which we haven't enjoyed for quite a while it seems. Since David Dein brought Kroenke on board it's all been a bit anxious and with Usmanov's large presence hovering over things it's been a worrying time. It is interesting to read Keith Edelman talking in the article above (and here in the FT) about how Kroenke is currently examining the agreement and how they're hopeful he might join the board in signing it. Still, I'm sure Alisher is delighted that his millions and millions of pounds invested in Arsenal shares have brought him such rewards as discounts to next year's Emirates Cup and Arsenal TV online, as well as a priority booking service for Member's Day next July. Money well spent indeed. The AST responded to the news of the lockdown with a statement saying:
    "The AST is delighted that the club have extended their lock-down agreement. Danny Fiszman and the rest of the Board have remained true to their commitment to act as custodians of the club. We also welcome Peter Hill-Wood's acknowledgementof the work the Trust has done to support the club and the Board in recent weeks. The Trust now has more than 600 members, we estimate at least 300 of them were at the AGM. The message from all of our members remains the same; we do not support a hostile takeover. Today's announcement make this a much less likely outcome".
    Members of RedAction will be sporting anti-Usmanov banners at tomorrow's game and will be marching from the Rocket on Holloway Road from 2.35pm if you fancy joining them. The club announced a bust of Arsene Wenger has been commissioned. Arsene was typically humble but it's hard to suggest he doesn't deserve it. His influence on the club in his 11 years has been immense and the fact he gets a standing ovation at every AGM tells its own story. He was his usual erudite self and he's just one of those people you could sit and listen to for hours without being bored. He spoke about the new generation of English players coming through at the club and it would be nice to see homegrown boys make the breakthrough. Not just because they're English but because if they make the breakthrough then they're going to be very good players indeed. Anyway, with the lockdown in place, the AGM over without drama and things looking more stable at board level we can concentrate on the football again. At least until the next iffy move by some of our long term investors but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. There was bad news on the injury front as it looks like Robin van Persie is going to miss a month with a knee injury. That means he won't play against Liverpool away or Manchester United at home so it's time for Eduardo and Bendtner, to a lesser extent, to step up and take his place. Eduardo can't stop scoring for Croatia and Bendtner has been doing a lot of talking which needs to be backed up with performances so while we are definitely going to miss him you have to hope we've got the quality to cope. Arsene's traditional Friday press conference should update us with the rest of the team news. The big questions are about who'll play in goal (I think it'll be Almunia), as well as the fitness of certain players like Rosicky and Senderos. More on that in tomorrow's blog. Good news yesterday came with the announcement of a new contract for Denilson. I didn't realise only Armand Traore was younger than him. Can we get a new contract for Mathieu Flamini now, please? And that's about it - now it's time for Arsecast 49. Arsecasts This week Amy Lawrence returns to talk about our start to the season, the goalkeeping situation and more. The Man in the Bar has a player history, there's the usual other waffle and there are details of how you can win yourself a trip to Tokyo with OleOle.com for the World Club Championship. Quite the prize and well worth checking out. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode49.mp3] So there you go. Enjoy and have yourselves a good Friday. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    A *boilking* Bolton preview http://arseblog.net/2007/10/20/a-boilking-bolton-preview/ Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:27:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/20/a-boilking-bolton-preview/ God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darknesss. God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night," and the "dark stuff" he called Guinness. And some time later, when he had invented people and pubs and seats and barrels and pipes and pumps and pint glasses, the people did drink the Guinness and the Guinness was good. The next morning the people did *boilk* and God did laugh at them saying, "Wait till you need to go for a poo. It shall be all black and probably a little bit burny". God is a bit of a bastard like that. Morning to you all. I do hope you're feeling in finer fettle than I. Yet through rain, shine, hangovers, hangunders and various other ailments, a steaming fresh Arseblog is evacuated from the bowels of the blogosphere each morning. We'll start with Jens Lehmann who is probably feeling worse than I am. After publicly challenging the manager and declaring that he expected to play this weekend against Bolton, Arsene Wenger has left the German under no illusions about who is in charge by dropping him from the squad entirely. The manager pointedly made sure everyone knew he was fit then told everyone he wouldn't be involved at all this weekend. Ooops. You didn't expect that, did you Jens. Of course it would have been hard to drop Almunia who has done well since he came in and challenges to authority like that are often wswiftly dealt with by Arsene. We saw similar last year when Thierry Henry's demands to be involved for a North London derby saw him dropped from the squad for a month, with the cover of a convenient 'injury'. I'm of the opinion that Jens' 'injury' was the same kind of 'injury' as Henry's and though the manager has challenged him to win back his place you have to think it's the beginning of the end for him. It would be a shame if his time at Arsenal ended on a sour note but not a huge surprise either. In the absence of Robin van Persie it looks like Eduardo will be the man to take over and the boss is confident he can fill the gap. He's also looking to use Theo as a striker more as well, which probably suits him better than being out on the right wing. Nicklas Bendtner will get games too but as the boss says he's more a replacement for Adebayor than someone to actually play with Adebayor. It does liven things up a bit though with three players competing for places and that can only be a good thing. In other team news Philippe Senderos misses out with a back injury so William Gallas returns, Gilberto will be on the bench (providing centre-half cover) after a long trip back from Brazil and Tomas Rosicky will also return to the squad. Whatever the troubles Bolton have had recently we cannot be complacent today. Like Madonna, we need to get into the groove again, but let's not forget that getting rid of Sammy Lee might galvanise the Bolton players who will have a point to prove now that he's gone. It's always dangerous when a club sacks their manager before you play them, plus we've been cursed by Arsene Wenger and Cesc Fabregas winning the manager and player of the month awards respectively. But we don't believe in superstition (he says eyeing his lucky socks). I keeed, I keeed. If we perform like we have been performing then we should come away with the three points, so fingers crossed. The game, for those of you in Ireland, is on the free to air Setanta Ireland channel. Kick off 3pm. Not much else to tell you other than I'm going to neck some painkillers, drink some coffee, then attempt to go about my business without groaning every few seconds. More tomorrow and come on you reeeeeeeds.]]> 577 2007-10-20 10:27:11 2007-10-20 08:27:11 closed open a-boilking-bolton-preview publish 0 0 post 0 Bolton revert to type but Gunners just too good http://arseblog.net/2007/10/21/bolton-revert-to-type-but-gunners-just-too-good/ Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:33:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/21/bolton-revert-to-type-but-gunners-just-too-good/ Under Sam Allardyce Bolton were a tough side to play against. They were physical, direct and had enough skill to cause anyone problems. Anyone except Man United, of course, for whom they rolled over regularly. When Allardyce left and Sammy Lee was installed as manager he tried to fashion a different team. Brought up in the boot room of Liverpool he wanted his team to play football, keep the ball on the ground and he reverted to a 4-4-2 formation which was alien to many of the players. It didn't work, nor did the idea of not lumping it long towards Kevin Davies as early as they could, and that's why they've been struggling so badly this season. With Lee sacked and Archie Knox in temporary charge he did away with any of this playing football nonsense and got them back to doing what they do best - being a pack of dirty, time wasting shitkickers with 11 men behind the ball as often as possible. And for a while it worked. We looked a bit uncomfortable at times in the first half as Bolton's 'robust' approach limited the number of chances we had, the best falling late on to Adebayor. In the second we began to press them back even further and Emmanuel Eboue should have opened the scoring early on when the ball fell kindly to him in the box. Showing all the composure of someone who is on fire he blasted his shot wide. Cesc had a long shot and Adebayor was unable to match his workrate outside the box with a finish in it, slicing a shot high and wide. The boss made changes bringing on Rosicky and Walcott for Eboue and Eduardo who looked a little lost out on the left hand side. The first goal came from a free kick about 30 yards out. One of those that Kolo loves to take but which rarely trouble the opposition. It was different this time, despite a Bolton player hurtling out to charge it down he drilled a low shot into the bottom corner to make it 1-0. Certainly no less than we deserved. Adebayor had a great chance to make it 2-0 when he was put through but his touch took him too far around the keeper and then his feet somehow detatched themselves from his brain and he fell over in the box. The second came when Hleb (who had a really good second half, I thought) played a great ball through to Theo who jinked one way, then the other, before clipping a low cross into the path of Rosicky whose clipped finish was just beautiful. It was the sort of goal that makes you want to light candles and sacrifice things to ensure Rosicky's hamstrings stay in good shape because those are the kind of goals on he can bring to this side. As for Theo, well, he looked much more decisive and direvt, which is what we've wanted from him. The assist was excellent as was one run with the ball at great pace through the Bolton defence. Coupled with his good work for Robin van Persie's goal against Sunderland he's now becoming productive and hopefully he'll grow in confidence. So three points again and a good start after the international break. With the Slavia Prague game in midweek it's a good chance to really get some momentum going before the big week when we play Liverpool away and United at home. Afterwards the manager was impressed with his team's ability to cope with the 'experience' of Bolton's players and by the progression of Theo, saying:
    He has found the injection of pace he had before and he uses his body better. When you see what he brings when he came on, you are very excited. You need to give people time and allow them to see what’s important in the game. Everything was new for him last year, but he is growing into a man now.
    It will be interesting to see if he can start producing consistently but we're now seeing more than just flashes of skill and pace and I do think perhaps too much was expected of him too soon. A word too for Gael Clichy who has been outstanding so far this season. His drive going forward is matched by his fantastic defending. One occasion yesterday when he battled that big lump Kevin Davies and came away with the ball was just brilliant. As for Bolton, well, they look like they're in real trouble and they could find themselves in the relegation dogfight all season long. Good enough for the cunts. Not much else happening in the Sunday papers as far as I can see at this stage. The Sunday Mirror has a story about Stan Kroenke being asked to nominate a board member but that's nothing new really. Anyway, it's all about the football this weekened and that's the way it should be. Top of the league, Arsefans, it's there to be enjoyed. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Diarra wants to play + win Football Manager 2008 http://arseblog.net/2007/10/22/diarra-wants-to-play-win-football-manager-2008/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:04:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/22/diarra-wants-to-play-win-football-manager-2008/ Lassana Diarra joined Arsenal on deadline day and bar a Carling Cup appearance has barely figured at all. He's now played more for his country this season than for either Chelsea or Arsenal, a situation he calls 'ridiculous'. He says:
    I’m not stupid. If I come to Arsenal and my situation is the same as at Chelsea, then I should have stayed at Chelsea. If I come to Arsenal, it’s to play. In a few months, I’ll have to decide what I want to do.
    His frustration is understandable but he must have known how much strength we had in the central midfield area when he signed. On the other hand the manager knew the players he had before he signed him too so there must be some kind of plan there. Fabregas and Flamini have been a fairly fearsome combination this season and when Gilberto can't even get in the side then you suspect Diarra is going to have be patient a little bit longer. Robert Pires has blamed Barcelona's style of play for Thierry Henry's slow start to his career there. Don't particularly care about that but what was lovely to see what Bobby playing so well against them this weekend. After the disappointment of being substituted against them in the Champions League final he has now scored a winning goal against them (last season) and he won two penalties on Saturday as Villarreal won 3-1. Next time he'll force a hat-trick of own goals or something. He's having a good time out there and it's nice to see. Staying in Spain Carlos Vela made another substitute appearance for Osasuna but could do nothing to prevent a 2-0 loss to Almería. It's Arsene Wenger's 58th birthday today but there'll be no mad party in the Wenger household. It'll be a glass of wine, perhaps, then he'll settle down with the missus to watch Newcastle v Sp*rs, which sounds more like cruel and unusual punishment than a birthday celebration. Nevertheless, happy birthday Arsene. Right, that's about it but never forget Arseblog is the blog that keeps on giving. This week we're running a competition to give away three Football Manager 2008 goodie bags which consist of a mug, a keyring, a water bottle and, of course, a copy of the game itself. To win one of these fine prizes simply answer the following question: Arsenal signed Robert Pires from which club? Was it: a) Lyon b) Marseille c) Monaco Answers via email to fm2008@arseblog.com and the winners will be announced on Friday. And the competition is open to everyone, no matter where in the world you live. Also, you might have heard about the Arsenal Opus. You have a chance to win one of those as well and it'd be an amazing thing to have. Please click the banner ad underneath this post for more information on that and watch out for more information coming up this week. Right, that's it. Have a happy Monday.]]>
    579 2007-10-22 10:04:42 2007-10-22 08:04:42 closed open diarra-wants-to-play-win-football-manager-2008 publish 0 0 post 0 1213 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/25/brady-mad-to-want-to-get-involved-with-ireland/ 207.58.151.29 2007-10-25 10:25:41 2007-10-25 08:25:41 1 pingback 0 0
    I say, there'll be none of that tomfoolery around here http://arseblog.net/2007/10/23/i-say-therell-be-none-of-that-tomfoolery-around-here/ Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:16:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/23/i-say-therell-be-none-of-that-tomfoolery-around-here/ reluctant to change the team too much at the moment, and who can blame him? If it ain't broke, and all that. That means some players will stay disappointed on the bench but realistically they can't expect much more. And with a win tonight practically guaranteeing qualification for the knock-out stages it'll be full strength, I think. The boss says:
    Gilberto and Lehmann are certainly not happy, but their attitude in training is certainly spot-on. That's where you gain more respect. My biggest job is to win the next game, and my players are so professional they will always behave like professionals.
    I could make a small quip here about the 70s TV series called 'The Professionals' but this is no place for humour. Even though the Prague coach has suggested a positive result for them would be a 'small miracle' AW is warning against complacency, saying: It's a difficult and tricky tie because we could think that because we have beaten Sparta Prague we'll beat Slavia Prague and because we are favourites we will win, but the Champions League competition doesn't work like that. They have beaten Steaua Bucharest and scored twice in Sevilla so I think it's a typical, tricky game for us.
    And we know first hand how tricky some of these games can be but you have to think that if we can carry on from where we left off against Bolton then the three points are well within our grasp. Eduardo is likely to figure up front with Adebayor again and maybe at this point the Champions League suits him a bit better than the Premier League.
    In at the back is William Gallas who says he rediscovered his love for the game during his time out injured. Sitting in the stands and cheering like a fan has made him 'like a kid again'. That certainly does not mean he's been playing with lego and ringing people's doorbells and running away because that would just be silly. He makes the very good point though that this sparkling start to the season and the fine football we play has to be backed up by winning trophies, saying:
    We play good football but at the end if you win nothing it is no good. I feel it is very important for us to win something this season.
    Quite so. I also feel it's very important that we win something this season. In fact, it would be nice if we won two things but let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Arsenal confirmed Robin van Persie's 4-6 week absence yesterday with the manager relieved the injury wasn't more serious. Looking at the picture of when he injured himself I was sure he'd banjaxed himself really badly. When you remember how inoccuous the incident when Robert Pires did his cruciate ligament I think we can count ourselves lucky he's only missing a few weeks, albeit important ones. Transfer news sees us linked with two of Lyon's stars. A £40m deal for Karim Benzema and Hatim Ben Arfa is being reported in the Sun and at this stage it's little more than speculation. And that's just about it. There's only time to have a little titter at Sp*rs, who remain firmly in the relegation zone, and to remind you of the Football Manager 2008 competition. You can find details of that on yesterday's blog. And there you go. I'm off to spend my day making ridiculous, outlandish statements with a completely straight face. More tomorrow and come on you reeeeeeeds.]]>
    580 2007-10-23 09:16:45 2007-10-23 07:16:45 closed open i-say-therell-be-none-of-that-tomfoolery-around-here publish 0 0 post 0 1214 http://arsenalfcblog.com/please-arsene-persist-with-eduardo/ 69.89.27.243 2007-10-23 11:45:50 2007-10-23 09:45:50 1 pingback 0 0
    Arsenal in seventh heaven as Jens heads for the exit door http://arseblog.net/2007/10/24/arsenal-in-seventh-heaven-as-jens-heads-for-the-exit-door/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:53:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/24/arsenal-in-seventh-heaven-as-jens-heads-for-the-exit-door/ Pfff, what can you say? That was just awesome to watch. A 7-0 (seven goals) win equals the Champions League record and really sets us up wonderfully for the big games to come against Liverpool and United. Some of the football we played was just of the highest class. From a different planet as Robin van Persie might say and while Prague were not particularly good it was as much down to us making them look poor as anything else. The first goal after just 5 minutes was a sign of things to come. Really clever play by Hleb on our left and his beautifully weighted pass allowed Cesc the time and space to curl it past the keeper for his 8th goal of the season. The second was an own goal when Hleb's shot was deflected in and Theo Walcott, starting up front, took advantage of a Lehmannesque howler by the keeper for his second Arsenal goal, his first European goal and his first goal since the Carling Cup final. 3-0 at half time and it was just as comfortable as the scoreline suggested. But it was a 7 minute spell early in the second half which put paid to any chance Slavia had. Hleb got the 4th after the ball was worked nicely through the midfield, Cesc played him in, he faked to shoot with his left, went back on his right and drilled it home for the goal his performance deserved. And it was Hleb who set up Theo for his second and our 5th and the finish with the outside of his right foot was coolness personified. The 6th was the pick of the bunch though. If ever a goal summed up a football team it was this one. From a Slavia corner the ball was headed clear and Hleb took it on and drove into their half, played it to Adebayor who turned inside, passed to Theo who dinked a beautiful little pass into the path of Cesc, who had run the length of the pitch, and he stroked it home. It was a thing of beauty. If you could paint it it would hang in the Louvre for generations and people would never tire of looking at it. There are very few teams in the world that can score goals like that and we're lucky enough that the team we support is one of them. At 6-0 up and with half an hour to go the boss made changes, bringing on Gilberto, Rosicky and Bendtner for Adebayor, Flamini and Hleb. Theo could have had a hat-trick but for a very good save by their keeper, Rosicky hit the post but the 7th came from Bendtner after a neat flick from Eboue on the edge of the box and he bundled it over the line. A really incredible scoreline and one that was completely deserved. We played great football and destroyed a team who have proved tricky for both Sevilla and Steaua Bucharest. They won't be looking forward to seeing us again in a couple of weeks time though, you can be sure of that. It's hard to single out any players when the whole team does so well but it was great to see Theo get a couple under his belt and those goals will do him the world of good. It also shows he can play up front and with a bit more experience he could prove to be a very potent weapon up there. His pace is incredible and as I was saying after the Bolton game he seems a lot more decisive and sure of himself which can only be a good thing. The manager reckons he can do a job for England but I'd rather see him stay with us and grow slowly than have all that expectation heaped upon him again. Alex Hleb deserves serious props too, his ability to create space and time on the ball for himself is uncanny at times and he's repaying the faith the manager showed in him all along. He's been consistently good this season and it's good to see. Afterwards the boss was understandably pleased with the performance and while he again made sure nobody was getting too carried away he couldn't resist a little dig at those who were writing us off before the season began, saying:
    We just remind everybody that two months ago I was crazy not to buy players and we were not even rated to be in the top seven. We have no reason to be carried away, because exactly the same people who will now say we can win the European Cup said we would finish 15th two months ago. We have to be realistic and just prepare for the next game and show we can win it.
    To be fair the preparation for the Liverpool game couldn't have been any better than that and the Scousers will have sat up and noticed what we did last night, no question. You could say the game on Sunday is the first 'real' challenge of the season but I don't necessarily buy into the assertion that we haven't played anyone of real quality this season. Sevilla, Sp*rs (despite their awful start are always difficult in a North London derby), Portsmouth are a good side, Manchester City are a good side and Newcastle were beaten by our Carling Cup side so we've had tests. This is a traditionally bigger one though and there'll be a fuller preview later in the week. The mood pre-game was spoiled a little bit by Jens Lehmann's comments to the German media. My original thoughts are here in the columns section and with a bit more time to think about them they don't get any better. In one way I hope he's been misquoted because they're just so disrespectful to the manager who has shown him nothing but respect when others might have hung him out to dry, and to his team 'mates' who can't be happy at the way they're being talked about by the German. Lehmann's mood (already bad enough for him to walk off the training pitch in front of the press on Monday as the players practiced shooting with Almunia) won't have been helped by another clean sheet by the Spaniard, who also made a couple of good saves. About his comments Arsene said:
    There is no purpose to humilate anybody. I have said many times that I respect him a lot. That is how he experiences things, but that is not my purpose at all. I do not know how and why this has come out. I have not read what he has said and do not give too much importance to that. What is important tonight is to praise the players who have done well.
    Fine stuff from Arsene. Anyone who knows him knows he's not a petty man who would deliberately humiliate one of his players and won't resort to the same childish tactics as Lehmann, but the message in his comment is clear. What Jens says is not important to him. The only thing that counts are the players who play, who are willing to be professional and represent the club properly. It's a shame that Jens seems determined to finish his time at Arsenal on such a sour note. He's been a big part of the club for the last four years, and has provided some great memories, but he's seriously blotting his copy book at the moment. The sarcastic 'dear manager' comment has really annoyed me though. Just after the manager praises his keeper's professionalism he comes out with something as shabby as that. Arsene has never been one to wash his dirty laundry in public and he doesn't deserve the bitterness directed at him by a selfish, arrogant man unable to come to terms with the fact that his star, such as it was, is fading fast. I would be very surprised if Jens ever played for us again. His only way back in now is if Almunia gets injured and I sincerely hope that doesn't happen. He's completely out of order and he needs to get his head straight and his mouth shut because he can't go anywhere until January. Still, in the grand scheme of things it's not that important and it can't detract from the good stuff which continues to be very, very good. You wonder, even if he consistently talked about the potential of this team, if even Arsene is a little surprised at how well they've started this season. The results have been fantastic but some of the football we're playing, when you consider the relative youth of the squad, is like the icing on the cake. If you can consider good football a cake. Of course there's still a long way to go this season and we've won nothing yet but we're playing the kind of football that's going to make other teams just a bit nervous before we play them. And that is good. So that's it. Today is a day for basking in the glorious glory of that glorious win and for possibly ripping the piss out of Jens Lehmann. A bit of ying and yang, so to speak. Don't forget you have until Thursday to enter the FM2008 competition and there have been loads of entries already. Winners will get a copy of the game and a goody bag with a key ring, a mug and a water bottle (water not included). See Monday's blog for details of the question and the email address to which you should send your answers. Now, I'm off to watch that 6th goal again. *drool*]]>
    581 2007-10-24 09:53:27 2007-10-24 07:53:27 closed open arsenal-in-seventh-heaven-as-jens-heads-for-the-exit-door publish 0 0 post 0 1215 http://the-cannon.com/2007/10/24/arsenal-7-0-slavia-prague-231007-champions-league/ 72.232.159.164 2007-10-24 22:38:04 2007-10-24 20:38:04 1 pingback 0 0
    Brady mad to want to get involved with Ireland http://arseblog.net/2007/10/25/brady-mad-to-want-to-get-involved-with-ireland/ Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:25:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/25/brady-mad-to-want-to-get-involved-with-ireland/ according to the Irish media, has told Arsene Wenger he wants the vacant Ireland manager's job. I'm not sure why he'd want it but there you go. The whole situation is a bit of a farce really. After promising a 'world class' manager the FAI then appointed Steve Staunton with Bobby Robson to give him some credibility. That was an experiment in cheapness doomed to failure and you have to think they'll have to get somebody with a good managerial track record, what with Staunton's only experience being second assistant coach to Paul Merson at Walsall. Brady has overseen our youth system for the last ten years, more or less, but his forays into management itself weren't a success. He had a hard time at Celtic when, to be fair, Jesus himself couldn't have pulled off enough miracles to do a good job, and then he went to Brighton where he left after less than two years disagreements over how the club should be run. The most bizarre thing about all this is the suggestion that the FAI are going to get David Dein to help them find a new manager. Wait for the inevitable 'Wenger for Ireland' story, haha. To be honest Chippy would be better off at Arsenal working for good people and with good young players instead of surrounding himself with the pathetic, idiotic and half-way corrupt shitehawks that make up the Football Association of Ireland, not to mention having to work with big mallet headed cunts like Robbie Keane. Manuel Almunia is doing his best to concentrate on his job as the current number one goalkeeper at Arsenal and ignoring the jibes of Jens Lehmann. The Spaniard says:
    I only want to play well. If I read the papers and listen to what other people say about me, then I'd turn crazy. I don't want that.
    And it must be a horribly uncomfortable situation to be in, knowing that someone you have to work with every day holds you in such little regard. We've seen through the years with Oliver Kahn that Jens is incapable of being friendly with a close rival and the same applies with Almunia. It's a credit to Manuel that he's ignoring it and just getting on with his work. It just makes Jens look more childish than he already is. Theo Walcott says comparisons with Thierry Henry are nice but he's his own man. Or boy. Or adolescent. Would he be a youth? or some kind of stripling? It doesn't matter. Once he can keep doing what he's been doing in the last few weeks then we'll be quite happy indeed. Will he start against Liverpool on Sunday? Walcott v Hyppia? What he lacks in physical presence he makes up for by not being as slow as a gnu. Robin van Persie talks about Arsenal and how much he's enjoying his football. I see some people have jumped on a comment which implies his future is tied to Arsene Wenger's but what he says is:
    One day the working relationship will come to an end, whether that is because I go or because Arsene Wenger leaves.
    Isn't it entirely possible that he could go after Arsene Wenger leaves? Yes, it is. That won't stop the headline makers making headlines to get hits for their hugely irritating blogs and websites which foul up Newsnow though. But enough of that, enjoy the article, it's interesting stuff. Beyond that it's your last chance to enter the FM2008 competition with full details of the question and email address in Monday's blog. Tomorrow's Arsecast is a landmark 50th Arsecast and as such is full of great stuff, an incredible special guest and all kinds of cool stuff. Well, it might be. Ok, there's probably no special guest. Not from the lack of trying but you know celebs these days. Arrange a meeting at 9.30am and they turn up a full two weeks late leaving you sitting there with a cold coffee and cobwebs. Don't worry though, I'll gunther something together later on this evening. Until tomorrow.]]>
    582 2007-10-25 10:25:34 2007-10-25 08:25:34 closed open brady-mad-to-want-to-get-involved-with-ireland publish 0 0 post 0
    A busy morning + Arsecast Episode 50 special* http://arseblog.net/2007/10/26/a-busy-morning-arsecast-episode-50-special/ Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:56:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/26/a-busy-morning-arsecast-episode-50-special/ Franz Beckenbauer that his time at Arsenal could be about to come to an end if he continues with his antics. Beckenbauer will be loving this, obviously. Being a Bayern Munich man and dancing partner of Oliver Kahn he'll be delighted to see man one suffer a bit. Leaving that aside though he does make a good point. It'll be interesting to see if Jens makes the squad for the weekend. Just a day after Arsene Wenger warned people that they need to be patient with Theo Walcott, Emmanuel Adebayor says he can be better than Thierry Henry. The Togonator says:
    He is still learning but I can promise you in a few years, Theo will be up with Thierry. He may be more than Thierry because he's learning very fast, he's progressing and in a few years Theo will be where he needs to be.
    It really is a bit soon to make those sort of comparisons but the good thing is you get the feeling that Theo himself isn't going to get carried away. He appears to be a very sensible and intelligent young man, which is why the longer he spends out of the England squad the better. We don't want him mixing with thick cunts like Ashley Cole and John Terry and Joe Cole. They'll sully him. William Gallas is still happy. And as we all know a happy Gallas is a good Gallas, or something. Willy's willy will be on red alert for Sunday, hoping to score another at Anfield, but it's how Gallas copes with Crouch this time around that's the real challenge. Q&A with Kolo Toure. Birmingham are afraid they'll lose Johann Djourou in January. What are they afraid of? They signed a 6 month loan deal. It's not like they didn't know he'd be coming back to us. Meanwhile, Steve Bruce reveals he'd love to bring back Nicklas Bendtner to the club. However, with Birmingham facing a takeover Bruce may not be manager there for much longer. We got some words from Stan Kroenke about his investment in Arsenal yesterday. He called it a 'partnership' and said he was happy with the lockdown agreement stressing that he has partial investments in other clubs too. There was nothing really out of the ordinary with it. Elsewhere Arsenal Times has pictures of the anti-Usmanov march that took place before the Bolton game. Good marching chaps. Now, nearly the moment you've all been waiting for. The winners to the FM2008 competition which we've been running all week with thanks to my good chums at Sega. The question asked which club did we sign Robert Pires from and the answer was, of course, Marseille. The Random Number Generator did its thing and the winners are as follows: Daniel Tan, Adam Murphy and Lucas Daly. Each of you wins a FM2008 goodie bag and a copy of the game and I'll be in touch with you later today, or perhaps tomorrow (I have a very busy day today), to get your addresses and what have you. Thanks to everyone who entered and keep your eyes peeled for more competitions coming soon. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The bit where I introduce the Arsecast. Arsecasts This weeks's Arsecast is rather a landmark. Almost a year to the day after the very first Arsecast comes Episode 50. So this is kind of like a special edition Arsecast. There are literally no celebrity guests despite my very best efforts but never mind. There's all manner of stuff going on. The Mugsmasher is with us to talk about the upcoming game against Liverpool, the Man in the Bar has a tricksy player history, Talkshite Radio discuss Arseblog and there are some other regular faces/voices in there too. There are also details of how you can win a trip to Tokyo with OleOle.com so there's no reason not to download or simply listen right here. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode50.mp3] And that's your lot. Have a good Friday, talk to you tomorrow. * It's not that special. That's just one of those things you say when you hit a number like 50, isn't it? ]]>
    583 2007-10-26 09:56:14 2007-10-26 07:56:14 closed open a-busy-morning-arsecast-episode-50-special publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1216 http://the-cannon.com/2007/10/26/pennant-injured-and-martin-jol-sacked/ 72.232.151.157 2007-10-26 21:15:02 2007-10-26 19:15:02 1 pingback 0 0
    Liverpool preview and news round up http://arseblog.net/2007/10/27/liverpool-preview-and-news-round-up/ Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:19:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/27/liverpool-preview-and-news-round-up/ Playing a big side is the last question mark against this side. I feel that, this year, if we repeat our same record against the big teams, we'll be very difficult to catch. At your strongest opponents, you want to make sure that you're at your best. But I know we have the ability to do it. Our record against the other sides in the top 4 was very good last season. Two wins against United, two draws against Chelsea, a fine win against Liverpool at home. The only blot on the copybook was this fixture last season which was as maddening a result and performance that we've seen under Arsene Wenger's reign. We weren't at the races at all, didn't compete and ended up getting spanked 4-1. Hopefully that performance and result is still fresh in the minds of the players because it serves as a good lesson as to what happens if you don't go there and work hard. No matter how good our form or how poor Liverpool's they have the quality to hurt you. Of course last season was slightly different. Our season was just about over at that stage, this time around we've started fantastically. Some people are comparing it to the United game when we had gone 49 games unbeaten. I'm not sure it's quite the same as that and I don't think the reaction to a defeat would be quite as bad either. I think the boss is doing a great job of ensuring the players are concentrating and focussed on only the next game and not getting carried away with themselves. The players know that the good results are coming not just from playing good football but because of the effort and workrate they put in during each game. It's our first game against one of the teams considered to be a title rival and they'll be hurting after their midweek defeat. Whether they end up playing poorly because of that or playing like they have something to prove remains to be seen. I certainly think if we can cope with Crouch, and I think after he destroyed Gallas and Toure last season Benitez will put him in, then we can can win the game. We have enough going forward and in midfield to cause Liverpool serious problems. It'll be interesting to see who the boss plays up top. I suspect he'll stick with Adebayor and Walcott having seen the difficulties Carragher and Hyppia had midweek with the nippy Besiktas striker. I am looking forward to this one. A quick Saturday round-up of the other stories for you now. Mathieu Flamini (new deal please) talks about his resurgence, or even just plain old surgence, this season, while Bacary Sagna explains his hair and how he's settled in so quickly. I have to put on record how much I've been impressed by Sagna in the short time he's been here. Not flashy but just consistently good and an obvious improvement over both Eboue and Hoyte. Cesc says we're just like Brazil due to the 'quick and precise' passing game we play. He does have a point, you know. Except we don't have any really bucktoothed strikers. That could well be a good thing. Emmanuel Adebayor reveals his lofty ambitions in the game and just how quick he actually is in the speed tests they do at the club. I know the big man hasn't scored for a few games now and the people who have doubts about are beginning to express them again but I think he's been fantastic this season. He works so hard and brings so much to the team, whether he scores or not. As well as that I think people are much quicker to forgive Robin when he doesn't play so well and doesn't score. Having not been convinced by him at the start I'm quite happy to eat humble pie over Adebayor. Sure, his finishing is a bit dodgy at times but he's now a very important part of this team and I fancy him to make a mark tomorrow. His likely partner tomorrow, Theo, reveals just how bad his shoulder injury was last season.
    Everyone could see the pain I was in. It had got to the point where even just drying myself with a towel or rolling over in bed, the shoulder would pop out.
    I'd challenge anyone to play well when you're struggling with that kind of a problem. It's probably taken him a while to get confident in his new, non-poppy out shoulder, and I think we can see what a difference it's made to his football. Keep it up young (action) man. And that's about it. Time for breakfast and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    584 2007-10-27 11:19:30 2007-10-27 09:19:30 closed open liverpool-preview-and-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0
    Sunday round-up and final Pool preview http://arseblog.net/2007/10/28/sunday-round-up-and-final-pool-preview/ Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:34:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/28/sunday-round-up-and-final-pool-preview/ The Observer's big interview this week is with Emmanuel Adebayor. Interesting stuff. Despite no goals in the last 5 or 6 games the big man does have a tendency to get on the scoresheet in big games. Hopefully he can end his mini-drought today. The Telegraph features Gael Clichy but do we really need to hear that story about how he 'died' for 20 seconds when he was a kid every time he's interviewed? It's funny to note he puts Jens Lehmann's penalty save against Villarreal as one of the definining moments in his career, having been caught out by arch diver Jose Maria in that game. He says:
    I am saying to myself, 'please Jens, do something for me, you have to make it. Come on, come on, come on Jens'. Then, finally, he dives and he has made a great save. You never know what the reaction of the people around you might have been, me coming back after six months out and giving away a place in the final. So, you can see that sometimes it is a bit like destiny and Jens was part of it.
    Speaking of Jens he's still not happy, as you might expect, and has continued his questioning of Arsene Wenger, saying:
    I made two mistakes at the beginning of the season, but I saw Manuel Almunia making mistakes as well, so sometimes you don't know what the thoughts of the coach are.
    I don't know what games Jens was watching but I haven't seen Almunia come close to making the kinds of errors he did at the start of the season. We got away with the Fulham one but the goal against Blackburn cost us two points in the league. He goes on to reveal being unhappy with certain parts of the conversation he had with Wenger but claims not be frustrated and that he views this situation as a challenge. Can you imagine what he'd be like if he was in a bad mood then? Doesn't bear thinking about. The Mail has an interesting piece on AW's decision to go with youth and takes look at how our scouting network functions and how some of the young players have ended up at the club. The Times also runs with a piece on 'the kids'. Jermaine Pennant, out of today's game against Liverpool, claims Arsene Wenger has something against English players. Obviously Arsene Wenger is a racist and a bigot and xenophobic and that's why Pennant didn't make it at Arsenal. It had nothing to do with his own problems, turning up late for training, drink driving, consistent breaches of discipline or anything else. Pennant is the perfect example of the modern English footballer who thinks he's far more important than he actually is and is totally unwilling to accept any responsibility for his own behaviour. Get fucked, Pennant. Liam Brady explains his position regarding the vacant Ireland manager's job:
    I most certainly won't be applying for the job and, second, I didn't speak with Wenger about the job as I'm totally committed to my role as Arsenal's Youth Development director and Academy manager.
    And that's what's in the papers. As for today we've just got to go out and play our football. We need to be strong defensively because Liverpool do have players who can hurt us. I think it'll be Torres and Crouch up front so that's a combination of pace and lanky bloke which will test Toure and Gallas. Up top Theo can run the legs off Caragher and Hyppia while Mascherano will try to do to Cesc what we need Flamini to do to Alonso. Should be a good one, fingers crossed for a result. More tomorrow. Come on you reeeeeeeeeds.]]>
    585 2007-10-28 10:34:43 2007-10-28 08:34:43 closed open sunday-round-up-and-final-pool-preview publish 0 0 post 0
    Arsenal make significant point at Anfield http://arseblog.net/2007/10/29/arsenal-make-significant-point-at-anfield/ Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:57:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/29/arsenal-make-significant-point-at-anfield/ Arsene Wenger said beforehand that this game was a 'test'. If that's the case then there can't be any doubt that we passed it with flying colours. Despite an early Liverpool goal and some of our players not playing as well as they can we pretty much dominated the match and had chances to win it. The early goal came when Cesc fouled Xabi Alonso on the edge of our box. The fact that Cesc didn't even try to protest said a lot and Steven Gerrard drilled the ball through the wall to make it 1-0. We had a decent wall and if Mathieu Flamini had stayed where he should have stayed it would have been just a crap free kick. Still, these things happen and you can be sure we'll have more secure walls for the rest of the season. Our best chance in the first half fell to Emmanuel Adebayor but Reina came out quickly to make a good block. Kolo Toure made a great run forward but Adebayor's final ball was not good, much to Kolo's frustration. Almunia saved well from Gerrard a made a good save again from Crouch at the start of the second half. Torres had limped off at half-time after being completely ineffective - he didn't look anywhere near fit enough to be starting a game. We should have equalised when Eboue's shot cannoned back off the post and Cesc fired the rebound wide first time. It's easy to look at it from where we do and say he had loads of time but he really did. He could probably have taken a touch and then rolled it home. Riise and Crouch had shots on goal but once Xabi Alonso went off Liverpool were just unable to keep the ball and we dominated the game looking for the equaliser. Bendtner, Walcott and Gilberto all came on and we began to look more dangerous. The goal came from a fantastic run from Alexander Hleb who delayed his pass long enough for Cesc to get forward. The pass itself was sublime, a little scoop into his path, and while it wasn't the most thunderous finish of Cesc's goals this season it beat Reina at the near post to make it 1-1. Absolutely no less than we deserved. We could have won it too when Cesc's shot came off the post and Bendtner did exactly what Cesc did with the earlier rebound, much to Kolo's frustration. He had time as well and even the Mugsmasher himself felt Liverpool were lucky to get away with a point in the end. We should have had a penalty too when Carragher, just like last week against Everton, got away with some shirt pulling and man-handling so blatant that he must be sacrificing virgin goats to Satan so the refs don't see it. Overall though a point away at Anfield is a good result and what made our performance and domination of the game so enjoyable was the fact that, in my opinion, some of the lads had poor games. Rosicky was anonymous, I thought Cesc had his quietest game for a long time (and then he does that, I know!), Adebayor looks a little out of form right now although his workrate is still a help to the team and we were hampered by the consistently frustrating Eboue who had a poor game on the right with more embarrassing theatrics and pulling out of challenges, which is pretty unforgivable when the rest of your teammates are working so hard. And why did he wear a long sleeved shirt in the second half when everyone else wore short sleeves? Yet in spite of that we could have had three points yesterday and that's fantastic. Postive performances - Kolo and Gallas both had excellent games, Hleb was good again and his creativity made the difference and Almunia made good saves at the right times to show he's the right man for the job at the moment. What more can we say about Cesc? A quiet game but his 10th goal of the season. The boy's a genius - a fact not lost on Steven Gerrard. There's so much to be happy about with how we played and the result we got at Anfield. I'm sure we could have coped with losing a game but it wouldn't have been ideal preparation ahead of United next week. And the attitude of the players is fantastic too. You only have to listen to Cesc after the game complaining that we should have won to know how they feel. Most teams would be happy with a point there, most of us fans are happy with a point, but they really do want to win every game and feel like they can. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    I feel we came out of this first big test stronger. There’s a long way to go, but in my opinion we have the talent to fight up there for the championship. I would give credit to the attitude and the quality of the team. I felt we showed fantastic quality today and our mental strength and togetherness allowed us to come back.
    Leaving aside the quality of the football you have to comment on the character of the team. To come back from a goal behind at Liverpool is a challenge and even though not everyone played brilliantly the spirit and desire to get something from the game was apparent. If there were any doubts over our ability to be part of this title rest then they've certainly been dispelled now. The match against United is an even bigger test, in my opinion. I know we're at home but they're beginning to look very good and they're playing some lovely football. The goals are flowing and defensively they're as solid as always. It's going to be a very tough game. Finally for today good luck to Mrs Blogs who decided some months ago to do the Dublin Marathon. She's been training like a demon and I've just dropped her into town so she can run about the place like a lunatic for 26 miles and that little bit at the end which just seems unfair. Isn't 26 miles enough on its own? Anyway, good luck Mrs Blogs. More tomorrow.]]>
    586 2007-10-29 09:57:11 2007-10-29 07:57:11 closed open arsenal-make-significant-point-at-anfield publish 0 0 post 0 1217 http://arsenalfcblog.com/defence-clicks-as-arsenal-fire-warning-to-united/ 69.89.27.243 2007-10-29 13:27:56 2007-10-29 11:27:56 1 pingback 0 0
    A scary pre-hallowe'en blog (not that scary) http://arseblog.net/2007/10/30/a-scary-pre-halloween-blog-not-that-scary/ Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:44:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/30/a-scary-pre-halloween-blog-not-that-scary/ William Gallas anyway. He reckons our performance at Anfield will have other teams cacking their pants and hiding behind cushions. I'm not so sure. I think all the game against Liverpool did was confirm what everybody already knew. It's not like we rose like a creature from some kind of dark lagoon. Anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a lagoon in my life. What is it that differentiates a lagoon from a lake or a slough or a pond? Gallas also thinks Cesc should 'keep fresh' to reach the top. I don't understand really. Does he mean like keeping a body you've recently killed in a freezer? If that's the case then I understand. I think Cesc really only knows how to play one way and that way is a very good way so we shouldn't confuse him by asking him to play a different way from the way he plays which is, as I've already pointed out, a very good way. Speaking of Cesc, Don Howe writes about him in the Terrorgraph and compares him to Paul Scholes. In one way that's quite nice as Scholes, despite being a ginger fouling cunt, has been a quality player over the last 10 years. However, the ginger fouling part is not something you'd like to associated with. It's sort of like someone telling you your wife looks like Angelina Jolie except they simply mean her body is riddled with tattoos and not that she's an ultra-foxy dame. If that makes any sense. It probably does if you think about it but it's very early in the morning for thinking so I'll forgive you if you don't bother. Scholes is out of Saturday's game against United, which is probably a good thing for us, but United, more than any other team, seem to cope well with injuries. If Rooney, Tevez and Ronaldo are all missing due to their overindulgence at a vampire party where they drink the blood of a poisonous wench that they then sacrifice to Gods to thank them for their talent (which has been accorded to them in place of good looks) then we might get a bit giddy. More on that game later in the week - one small point though. Dave emailed me to tell me that Howard Webb will be the referee again and it's the first time in Premier League history that the same ref will have reffed a team two games in a row. Also, Howard Webb is a massive, massive cunt so this is not good news. This is the razor blade in our apple. The Blob Wilson also writes about Cesc calling him an Arsenal legend. The Mirror reports that neither Gilberto Silverbullet of Jens Lehmann (scary enough on his own) will be involved in the Carling Cup game tomorrow night. No surprise about Jens, Fabianski was always going to play, but they also suggest that Gilberto refused to play as a makeshift centre-half. While I understand Gilberto's current frustration he can't do that. But then it is the Mirror so it could be a load of old bollocks. We'll have to wait and see what happens but you have to think he could probably do with getting 90 minutes under his belt. More on that game tomorrow. Dastardly Davor Suker reckons this Arsenal team can be the most fearsome team in all of Europe, rivalling that Spanish basketball team that sent a load of ordinary blokes to the special Olympics a few years back. They all pretended to be mental and handicapped and won the gold medal which is a bit cheeky, you have to say. Anyway, we'll be even better than them according to the noble chinned ex-striker. Septic Bladder, football's most uriney administrator, is determined to push ahead his plan to limit the amount of foreign players in a team and has hit back at Arsene Wenger's criticism of his plan, saying:
    If you have teams playing in the league like in England and there are no English players on the field of play, then something is wrong. One day you'll say we don't want a national team, then okay you'll follow Arsene Wenger.
    Well, that's a bit crap, isn't it? I mean, if you're going to have a go at somebody you might want to be a little more offensive than that. You might say 'Bladder is a pompous ignoramus whose only interest is swelling the coffers of FIFA and he also smells like the minge of a dead goat that, previous to death, had sex with many ponies who have gone off fish stock for semen'. You could be more creative but to suggest that it would be a bad idea to 'follow' Arsene Wenger when he has produced a young team that is playing some of the most scintillating and attractive football in Europe seems a touch on the stupid side. Right, that's it. I must go and get some more coffee. Mrs Blogs thanks you all for your good wishes yesterday. She finished the marathon in record time. Well, it was her first so it was a personal best. Until tomorrow.]]>
    588 2007-10-30 09:44:39 2007-10-30 07:44:39 closed open a-scary-pre-halloween-blog-not-that-scary publish 0 0 post 0
    Carling Cup preview + Platini/Usmanov and other monsters http://arseblog.net/2007/10/31/carling-cup-preview-platiniusmanov-and-other-monsters/ Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:13:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/10/31/carling-cup-preview-platiniusmanov-and-other-monsters/ Bendtner will get a chance to put his money where his mouth has been while Eduardo will use the game as part of his settling in process. One man who'll also be playing is Gilberto. Yesterday there were reports that he had refused to play in the Carling Cup and that his time at Arsenal was coming to an end. It really did seem out of character for him and Arsene categorically denied any such incident. Life hasn't been easy for Gilberto this season. Probably our best player last season he's found himself frozen out because of his Copa America fatigue and late start to the season but he's a big player and he'll have a big role to play between now and May, no question. Of course there's some previous with some of their players, not least Chris Morgan, who prattles on like he's some kind of saint instead of the niggly, cheating cunt that he is. He talks about comments made by Senderos and that the Arsenal man is probably embarrassed by them. If I remember correctly the comments were made by Robin van Persie who was unahppy that he had been punched off the ball by the Sheffield United captain. A punch which saw him banned for three games. I hope Bendtner creams him with all his Danish might. The boss is expecting a battle and we're going to have to match them physically but I think we're more than capable of doing that. Kick off is 7.45 and it's on Sky Sports 1. Update: Full squad announced here  Fran Merida talks about making his Arsenal debut and he could feature tonight, but probably from the bench. William Gallas had a webchat with Arsenal.com yesterday and talked about the importance of winning trophies and how there are no egos in the Arsenal squad. Apart from his goalscoring penis, of course. Alexander Hleb's agent is angling for a new deal for his player. My cap is well and truly doffed to the Belarussian. He was so poor last season I thought he'd struggle to keep his place in the squad but he's been fantastic this time around and it's great to see. It might just be a bit cheeky to look for a new deal just now though, let's see how the rest of the season goes. In other news Michel Platini has criticised Arsene Wenger's policy of buying the best teenage prospects. Quite why I don' t know. Oh wait, I do know. It's because Platini is a thunderous cuntbag. What's the difference between buying the best 16 year olds and buying the best 26 year olds? At Arsenal kids know that they'll get a great football education and, if they're good enough, chances in the first team. If they don't make it here they've got a great chance of making it elsewhere. Platini is horrible bastard of a cockfaced wanker and good friends with Septic Bladder too. Shut your mouth, you curly prick. Jeremy Corbyn, MP for North Islington, made a written request in parliament to be given access to 'reports received from British embassies relating to Alisher Usmanov'. His request was turned down. Corbyn said of Usmanov:
    I believe the public needs and is entitled to know the character of the person who has bought such a large stake in the club. I would say that local people overwhelmingly would not like Usmanov to take over the club and would support the commitment of the current directors to resist a sale and remain independent.
    He has called the government response 'deeply unsatisfactory' and will be pursuing the matter. The story was featured on BBC's Newsnight program last night. If I can find a link later I will update here. And that's about it. Should be a good game tonight and I shall be ignoring any children that come to the door looking for tricks or treats. In fact, I might electrify the doorbell, that'd be a good trick. More tomorrow and come on you reeeeeeeeds.]]>
    589 2007-10-31 10:13:55 2007-10-31 08:13:55 closed open carling-cup-preview-platiniusmanov-and-other-monsters publish 0 0 post 0 1218 http://www.arsepod.co.uk/wordpress1/?p=418 195.238.172.23 2007-10-31 12:05:09 2007-10-31 10:05:09 1 pingback 0 0
    Three and easy for Arsenal's kids http://arseblog.net/2007/11/01/three-and-easy-for-arsenals-kids/ Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:54:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/01/three-and-easy-for-arsenals-kids/ Goal 1 - Song plays a nice ball to Bendtner who in turn plays a nice ball to Eduardo who thumps it home from just outside the box. Quality all around and a great finish. Goal 2 - Debutant Kieran Gibbs plays a ball through the middle of the Sheffield United defence. Eduardo latches onto it and finishes with aplomb. Spiteful Chris Morgan shoves Eduardo over long after the ball has hit the back of the net. Goal 3 - The ball is worked to Denilson outside their area. He takes a shot which clips off the spiteful Chris Morgan (it's called Karma, cunthole) and it loops up, over and wide of the goalkeeper. That was his second of the season and both have come in this competition. It is no understatement to say that it was easy for Arsenal. Despite possibly the most makeshift back four I can remember since that game at Old Trafford they didn't threaten at all, they couldn't keep the ball and we simply passed it around them as if they weren't there. Stand-out performances from Eduardo, whose finishing was excellent and those goals will do him a lot of good, Diarra at right back who looks real quality, Alex Song and Justin Hoyte at centre-half who were solid throughout and ...well, all of them. The keeper looked good, Kieran Gibbs had a fine debut, Denilson showed the manager what he's capable of and he's enjoying the Carling Cup this season, Theo was dangerous and could have scored but the post saved Sheffield United, Diaby was a bit hit and miss but when he hits he does lovely stuff and Bendtner did well up front and showed some good touches. There was so little chance of Sheffield getting anything from the game late on that we could bring on Henri Lansbury and Nacer Barazite for their first team debuts and Fran Merida for another few minutes of Carling Cup football. The style of football and the way Arsene likes his team to play is not just limited to the so-called 'First XI'. These lads have shown they've got real quality and while the game itself was hardly what you'd call exciting it was a pleasure to watch. The way they just kept possession at times in the second half was wonderful. Everyone concerned can be very happy with their evening's work. A word for Gilberto though. It's hard not to feel for him. Such an important player last season he's so much on the outskirts now but unlike Jens Lehmann he hasn't gone mouthing off in public. I have no doubt he's had some discussions with Arsene about the lack of playing time he's had but he's done it the right way - in private. We can only speculate as to why the captaincy was given to Fabianksi, playing only his second game for the club, but you have to give credit to the Brazilian who had a fine game and however he might be feeling about his current circumstances it didn't stop him giving 100% and acting like a real professional. The manager says there's no problem so I suppose we have to take his word for it. AW was also impressed with the overall performance (how could he not be?) and had some words about the Crozilian who notched his first domestic goals, saying:
    Eduardo played very well, it is very difficult to say that one player in our team did not play well. He took his first chance, that is always a sign of quality for a striker, and he looked sharper than three, four weeks ago. We do not put any pressure on the timing, we just know when a player comes to a club it takes more or less six months.
    If he can get there sooner then fantastic. There's no doubt he's played himself into contention for Saturday's game against United. Diarra too and possibly Gilberto could all figure, if only from the bench - and this is going to be a tough a test as we've had so far this season. More on that in the next couple of days. In other news Carlos Vela scored his first goal for Osasuna as they beat Real Betis 3-0 last night. He played on the left of a front three and according to Marca was 'the real deal'. Sounds promising. Cesc takes some of the limelight off himself and gives props to Almunia (saying they feel 'VERY secure' with him in nets) and Alexander Hleb who he calls a 'complete player'. Not much else to tell you about this early. I suppose I'd better get cracking on the Arsecast although tomorrow may be an Arsecast free day, we'll have to wait and see. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    Old rivals now new rivals + Arsecast 51 http://arseblog.net/2007/11/02/old-rivals-now-new-rivals-arsecast-51/ Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:34:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/02/old-rivals-now-new-rivals-arsecast-51/ Robert Pires reflects on some of those games. Now though we've got a young Arsenal team playing fantastic football and, something that's overlooked, a fairly young United side who are also playing fantastic football. There'll be time for personal battles to develop but tomorrow's game is all about two teams at the top of the league fighting for the title. Two teams that love to play an open attacking game and hopefully tomorrow's match will reflect that. United have the confidence of winning the league last season and they've probably just got the edge in terms of experience. However, the boss is confident that his team can come through this test and continue to fight for the title, saying:
    Manchester United is another big test for us, but because of the way we are playing and the confidence we have, we are much stronger. I always had confidence we could fight for the championship.
    It shouldn't be overlooked that we beat United twice last season and our record in the 'big games' was very good (one blip at Liverpool apart) but this is an incredibly tough game to call. They've only conceded 4 goals in the league all season so you can't imagine it'll be a goalfest. They've also scored 4 in each of their last 4 games so the boys at the back will have to keep up their good form. We'll have a better idea of what our team might be later on. I suppose the only thing the boss has to decide is whether he'll play a 4-4-2 with Eduardo/Walcott or a 4-4-1-1 with Hleb behind Adebayor. If he goes with the latter the choice of who plays on the right hand side of midfield is interesting. Eboue or perhaps Diarra who impressed against Sheffield United during the week. Anyway, a more team based preview in tomorrow's blog. Now a quick round-up of the main stories. Emmanuel Adebayor reveals he snubbed an approach from United in the summer (sounds a bit unlikely, I have to say) and that he's loving it at Arsenal. In an Arsecastariffic quote he says:

    I did the right thing in signing a new deal with Arsenal — a four-year contract. I am just like a baby boy who was born in this club. It’s a family team, everyone loves me — and the fans, the players, the boss . . . we are all like brothers.

    Heh. I can hear him in my head right now, I'm just trying to think of an appropriate cheesey 80s song to go at the end of it. The big man is due a goal now, let's hope it comes tomorrow. I remember Rio Ferdinand saying last season that the player he least liked playing against was Adebayor so hopefully the wonky-mouthed one will have a hard time tomorrow too. He also talks about Cesc and how he'd turn down Real Madrid to stay at Arsenal.

    Cesc talks to the Daily Mail. I love Cesc.

    Robin van Persie talks about how the English league's referees not offering enough protection to the likes of Cesc and Cristiano Ronaldo. He says:

    You have to stay within certain boundaries. You prepare yourself for a battle, especially when you go north. That's not a problem. However, I do have a problem when Fabregas is brought down and someone 'purely by accident' plants his studs on his neck.

    Quite right too. He really does love Blackburn, doesn't he? He goes on to describe Cesc as the best in the world at the moment, alongside Lionel Messi. No arguments here.

     

    And that's that. More on the United game tomorow. Now, Arsecast time. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast I chat to my mate Brian, who supports United, about tomorrow's match. He was a good luck charm last season so fingers crossed it works this time (not that that's the only reason I spoke to him. I certainly value his insight and knowledge of the game...*cough*...). The Man in the Bar has a player history, AWH is in there, you can win a Savile Rogue scarf and there's other stuff too. As always the Arsecast is sponsored by OleOle.com - and listen out for details of how can win a trip to Tokyo for the FIFA World Club Cup 07 via OleOle. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode51.mp3] Right then. Have a good Friday. Talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    591 2007-11-02 11:34:36 2007-11-02 09:34:36 closed open old-rivals-now-new-rivals-arsecast-51 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1219 http://arsenalfcblog.com/arsenal-ready-to-make-their-statement/ 69.89.27.243 2007-11-02 14:12:48 2007-11-02 12:12:48 1 pingback 0 0 1220 http://squaretan.com/arsenal-vs-manchester-united-who-is-your-pick/ 74.220.207.71 2007-11-02 18:18:17 2007-11-02 16:18:17 1 pingback 0 0 1221 http://www.unitedonfire.co.uk/2007/11/02/preview-arsenal-v-manchester-united/ 89.16.177.185 2007-11-02 23:06:12 2007-11-02 21:06:12 1 pingback 0 0 1222 http://arsenalfcblog.com/some-final-fun-before-the-big-one/ 69.89.27.243 2007-11-03 03:19:50 2007-11-03 01:19:50 1 pingback 0 0
    Yes, there is a blog now http://arseblog.net/2007/11/03/yes-there-is-a-blog-now/ Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:02:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/03/yes-there-is-a-blog-now/ the game today he says he's going to talk to Adebayor about his claims that Man United tried to sign him during the summer. They tried to sign me too. I told them to fuck the fuck off. To be honest I liked a lot of what he said but the stuff about United sounded like a load of old bollocks to me. And trust me, I've heard lots of old bollocks in my time. He can put it all behind him with a hat-trick today though. Or by at least kicking Rio Ferdinand in the testicles. Either will suffice. Alex Ferguson has also been talking but nobody cares what he says. I see that bloke who punched him in the testicles was sent to prison. I think we should all take a moment to just think about how incredibly awesome that man is. Haven't we all wanted to punch Ferguson in the testicles? Some of you may have even had the chance but never did it. This man, this man of men, would not be restrained by convention though. Smack - right in the pisser. Hero, legend, superstar. We salute you. Almunia tells Jens to shut up, which is only fair. Yesterday, while having a poo, I was reading one of the Arsenal magazines I keep in the toilet for such an occasion. There was a big interview with Jens in it and he laughingly referred to incidents in his youth when he got caught out by German journalists who got him to say stuff he shouldn't have, especially about his teammates. He claimed to be way too experienced to be caught like that again. Whooops. Perhaps he's got so old he's regressing. Like the Arseblog basset hound who has taken to knocking over bins and going through the contents like he did when he was a puppy. Perhaps he's got Dogzheimer's disease. Alexander Hleb something something. Blah blah. And stuff. Mathieu Flamini also blah blah blah. Gael Clichy says he'll punch Cristiano Ronaldo in the testicles. Which is only fair. And that's really about it. The last thing I want to say is that it's now time for me to go and get some food and for that pounding in my head to stop. It's just not right. I should not have to suffer this a moment longer. I may just go and park myself in front of the TV now. Come on you reeeeeeeeds and more tomorrow. Have fun, Arsebandits.]]> 592 2007-11-03 12:02:11 2007-11-03 10:02:11 closed open yes-there-is-a-blog-now publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal now have the spirit and character to win things http://arseblog.net/2007/11/04/arsenal-now-have-the-spirit-and-character-to-win-things/ Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:07:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/04/arsenal-now-have-the-spirit-and-character-to-win-things/ As much as skill and talent and ability are necessary ingredients for a good football team you just cannot win anything without character. We know this Arsenal team has ability in spades and this season that is backed up by a spirit that's comparable with any of the best Arsenal teams we've seen. Within a week we've come back from a goal behind at Anfield and yesterday we came from behind twice to earn a point against Man United. Late goals are glorious when you score them and although the spoils were shared you can't imagine United feeling anything but gutted while the Arsenal players will have felt almost like they won the game. United took the lead just before half-time. Wayne Rooney got ahead of William Gallas at the near post and I'm sure Almunia would have saved his fairly scuffed shot had it not deflected off Gallas' hand. Coming just before the half-time break it might have seriously dented lesser teams. Not us though. Within 2 minutes of the second-half starting we were level. Eboue played a nice ball through to Adebayor whose shot was saved by van der Sar. Sagna had followed up the play and he did brilliantly to hook it back into the middle where Cesc (who else?) was waiting. He controlled it and just passed it into the corner of the net. 1-1. Rooney had a good chance with a header as United countered and both managers made changes to try and win the game. We took off Eboue for Walcott and the young man's inexperience played a part in United's second. He failed to track Evra's run and his cross, with Almunia inexplicably in no-man's land, made the finish for Cristiano Ronaldo as easy as he'll ever get. Eduardo had a fairly difficult chance on the volley for us but he skewed it over the bar. There's no giving up in this Arsenal team though and the goal we deserved came a minute into injury time. Gael Clichy did brilliantly on the left to beat men and keep the ball in play before whipping in a fantastic cross (not quite 'pumping the ball into the box' as Demento asserted). It reached Theo at the back post whose effort was weak but it rebounded to William Gallas who stuck it in the back of the net. Well, he didn't. He stuck it about a yard into the net before van der Sar pushed it out but Gallas knew and was celebrating before the linesman signalled the ball had crossed the line. Cue great celebrations and a classic moment between Cesc and Rio Ferdinand. Top marks to Gallas too, not too many centre-halfs find themselves that far foward so late in the game. I did like his "If we have to die we die together" quote after the match too. I love a bit of melodrama but underneath that there's a serious message about the spirit of the boys. So 2-2 at full time and that was probably a fair result. United are probably the best team we've played all season and as I said earlier it showed tremendous fight and spirit to come back twice. It wasn't our best performance of the season but that we can get a result against the current champions without playing our best football says a lot about us. I'm not going to get into individual performances but it should be noted a new club record has been set - 25 games unbeaten in all competitions. The last game we lost was against West Ham in April so while it might be easy to pick over certain people who didn't perform as well as we might like it'd be rather churlish when you think about it. I prefer to save my breath for the United manager. He had a lot to say after the game and it deserves some analysis. He was critical of the referee, Howard Webb, saying he favoured Arsenal.  Laughable, it really is. It's amazing how differently people can see things, isn't it? I can guarantee you nearly every Arsenal fan would say the exact opposite. I thought he gave most the little decisions their way and was generally overly officious and didn't help the flow of the game at all. What was more annoying were Ferguson's comments about the reception he received from Arsenal fans. He said:
    On our bench, we were getting terrible abuse from people two or three feet away from us. There is a lack of security here. It is absolutely disgraceful the abuse you and your staff take. All sorts of things are been shouted and screamed at you and there is an absolute danger here.
    Was he expecting some gentle ribbing with a nod and a wink? He's been in the game too long to be surprised by anything said to him at a football match. As well as that, the irony of him complaining when his own fans loudly and gleefully sing a song about Arsene being a paedophile whenever we play at Old Trafford is not lost on many of us. As for it being an 'absolute danger', he seems to be the first one to have noticed. A good year and many games later. Not a nice insinuation about the club or the fans. He needs to shut the fuck up and get on with it, the miserable poxbottle. And while we're doing the whole name-calling thing it would be remiss of me not to talk about Anderson. His rolling around after Cesc fouled him was fucking pathetic and his card waving at the ref to get one of our players booked is not something any football fan likes to see. I hate it, I really do - and I thought it was bookable offence these days. With Howard Webb though, who knows? Anyway, Anderson has a particularly hateable face, let him now take his rightful place as our new pantomime villain. The Brazilian Robbie Savage, so he is. Shit hair and an ugly, irritating cunt. Fuck off. Arsene Wenger's thoughts on yesterday are here. Next up it's Slavia Prague in a game which could ensure our qualification to the knock-out stages and then it's an away trip to Reading next Monday evening. For now, enjoy your Sunday and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    More United reaction and thoughts on our goalkeepers http://arseblog.net/2007/11/05/more-united-reaction-and-thoughts-on-our-goalkeepers/ Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:36:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/05/more-united-reaction-and-thoughts-on-our-goalkeepers/ Cesc talks about the great spirit in the team, Owen Hargreaves claims it was United he played the beautiful football while the Telegraph's Patrick Barclay says the FA should throw the book at Demento for his comments about the referee being biased towards Arsenal. If they're going to throw any book at him they should throw the Arsenal Opus at him. 3,000 pages of Arsenal right in the mush. Beautiful. Also interesting was Arsene's admission about his tactics. With RVP injured he played it a bit safe with Hleb floating behind Adebayor, but as he says himself:

    Sometimes Adebayor was a bit too isolated up there. Maybe I could have played Theo Walcott up front, or Eduardo or Nicklas Bendnter. But I went for a different approach. Without Robin van Persie the balance in the final third was not completely right. That's my fault. I'd look at that again.

    It easy to look at it with hindsight but it is a formation that has worked before. Not my favourite, I'd always prefer to play with two proper strikers, but I can understand why he did it. However, I think this team has proved they can beat anyone on their day and that job is made easier by using the formation most familiar to them.

    The goalkeeping situation is coming under scrutiny again though. The boss has backed Manuel Almunia despite the Spaniard being a little all over the place for United's second. I don't think it was as bad as it looks, to be honest. Had he managed to get a touch or block Evra (who would have had a clear shot on goal if Almunia hadn't come out) he'd have been a hero. He didn't and that made it easy for United to score. It's a fine line for keepers.

    Looking at the situation overall though it's a difficult one for the manager. Lehmann's childish petulance should not be rewarded with a place in the first team and he's now at an age where he's going to moving on sooner rather than later anyway. Almunia seems like a lovely bloke and is a capable keeper but most fans, even those with a soft spot for him, would probably recognise he's not the long term solution. That leaves us with Fabianski who I quite liked the look of when I saw him in the Carling Cup the other night.

    We saw Arsene move to improve the right back position this summer by bringing in Bacary Sagna when we already had two right full backs who most observers would have felt were of sufficient quality. Hoyte now hardly plays while Eboue gets his games on the right hand side of midfield. We're now much stronger defensively at right back. It strikes me the manager needs to do the same with the goalkeepers. Lehmann should go in January, let's either give Fabianski a run in the team or bite the bullet and bring in a keeper of the quality and stature a club like Arsenal should have.

    I do quite like Almunia though. Hopefully his performances on Saturday was a flaw in what has been otherwise a very solid run in the team. The defence seem to like playing with him, his distribution is generally good, there are no antics, fights with his own teammates, histrionics at corners or anything like that. I think at the moment he deserves to keep his place but in the longer term it's got to be something AW needs to give some serious thought to.

    Meanwhile Gilberto has denied having any kind of fight with Arsene, saying:

    We’ve a mutual respect for each other and although I’m not happy to be on the bench I always respect his decision about what he thinks is best for the team. I’m being very professional, so I don’t understand how these things come out when we don’t have any problem. I’m not a the kind of person who’d refuse to play.

    It's good to hear that from him but it's quite obvious he's very, very unhappy with his lot at the moment. He seemed disinterested in the post-match huddle on Saturday and it's sad to see. It's almost sadder that his unhappiness is coming solely from his playing situation at the moment and not from a big bust-up, if that makes sense. Arsene looks at the job Flamini does, the ground he covers, how quickly he moves the ball and sees a player who does what Gilberto does but does it better at this moment. You have to credit the Brazilian though, he's just getting on with it, no matter how much it hurts.

    And that's about it for today. Don't forget if you want to win a copy of the aforementioned Arsenal Opus, even if it is just so you can hurl it at Alex Ferguson, click the banner below this post to get details of the competition run in association with O2. It's all about taking Arsenal related photos so anyone can enter. Get clicking folks.

    More tomorrow.

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    Ferguson + Dein = Scorange start to your day. Sorry. http://arseblog.net/2007/11/06/ferguson-dein-scorange-start-to-your-day-sorry/ Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:18:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/06/ferguson-dein-scorange-start-to-your-day-sorry/ hinting at rotation in certain areas. You would suspect that means midfield where we have more options than Elton John has ridiculous spectacles. Diarra and Gilberto could get a start and you'd have to think we'll go 4-4-2 so Eduardo could start alongside Adebayor or indeed Bendtner. A fuller preview in tomorrow's blog. Demento, whose comments about Howard Webb are to be investigated by the FA then dismissed without charge probably, has had another little pop at Arsenal regarding the amount of foreign players. He supports Septic Bladder's proposal to limit the amount of foreign players a team can have, saying:
    It would be a problem for a club like Arsenal. That’s why they’ll protest loudest.
    Strikes me it would be a problem for United too. Ferdinand and Rooney are the only top class 'home-grown' players they have of a decent age. Giggs, Neville, Scholes etc are heading towards the finish line of their careers and if Ferguson thinks the likes of O'Shea, Eagles and Fletcher have what it takes to win titles then he's dreaming. And besides Rooney where has he spent his money in the last few years? Ronaldo, Tevez, Saha, Vidic, Evra, Nani, Anderson - good old fashioned English players ...oh. Anyway, it's kind of comforting to have that red-nosed old cunt after us again. It's not that I've missed him but you realise how much more fun it is to be battling with Ferguson at the top of the table than worrying what a potato-headed Dutch cunt is saying about 4th place. Long may it last. Speaking of cunts, David Dein has been talking about the influx of foreign owners and he reckons that two or three clubs will succumb to foreign ownership in the next 12 months. We currently have United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Villa, West Ham, Man City and Portsmouth under foreign ownership with 'investors' looking at Birmingham and Blackburn. Dein, pointedly, has called opposition to foreign ownership 'xenophobic' and says:
    I have not come across one who is in the game for anything other than the love of the sport. They are not there to rape the clubs. They are investors.
    Hilarious really. Obviously trying to soften the image of the foreigner he brought to our door he neglects to mention that Usmanov the Investor has in his short time as a part owner of Arsenal threatened legal action against Arsenal websites and other indivduals, called for dividends to be paid and suggested he'd use his power to block motions that the club wish to pass. Once he hired a very expensive PR firm that changed. Not because that's what he really thinks but because that's what the PR firm is telling him to say. To be honest, the likes of FIFA and the FA should be concentrating less on the issue of foreign players and more on the foreign owners whose only interest is to make money from football clubs. Their interests are short-term, the money they make won't go back into clubs and it will damage the game in England over the coming years. I'm not suggesting this is true for all of them but they need to keep a closer eye on things. As for opposition to Usmanov being 'xenophobic' I'd call it common sense. Opposition is not based on his nationality, it's based on his intentions, his past, his present and the fact that he's an embarrassment to our club. And it's easy for David Dein to call people names when he's got £75m in his back-pocket. Justin Hoyte is being linked with a January move to Everton. The right back hasn't played too much this season with the signing of Bacary Sagna but for me he remains a better back-up in that position than the defensively suspect Eboue. Finger Woman - we salute you. Freddie hammered at Upton Park. Not much else to tell you. Don't forget you can win yourself a fantastic Savile Rogue scarf by listening to this week's Arsecast and answering the question contained within. You've got till Thursday night to get your entries in. Arseblog is the blog that just keeps on giving. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Wenger is right about foreign players + United staff accused in 'abuse' row http://arseblog.net/2007/11/07/wenger-is-right-about-foreign-players-united-staff-accused-in-abuse-row/ Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:49:48 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/07/wenger-is-right-about-foreign-players-united-staff-accused-in-abuse-row/ Theo Walcott will start on the right hand side with Eduardo starting up front as we go back to the 4-4-2 we're most familiar with. You can read the boss talking about Gilberto, Alex Song, Cesc and Tomas Rosicky's continued injury problems in one long article here. That's environmentally friendly linkage right there. Of course there are no easy games but you have to think we've got more than enough to win this and book our passage to the knock-out rounds. Responding to Alex Ferguson's comments about foreign players at Arsenal, Arsene Wenger hit back, saying:
    It is not very nice to his own foreign players, first of all. I would not be very happy if I was a foreign player at Man United. If you look at the investments of Man Utd this year, they have invested a lot of money in foreign players.
    Which was just the point made here yesterday. He goes on to say:
    I always felt that sport rewards quality and does not hide behind artificial rules. If you put the level of the class down, it does not necessarily make the bad students better. It makes them worse. The real question is how can England take the opportunity to produce world-class players?
    And that's spot on, in my opinion. It's too easy for people to say that the lack of England's quality players is down to foreigners. There's no question that some local players don't get the chances they should but that is almost entirely to do with the inflated transfer market for English players. Simple economics dictates that a manager who can buy a Frenchman or a Spaniard or a German for 1/4 of the price of an English player of the same quality is going to shop abroad. If you have a Seat car for €10,000 and a Rover car of the same spec for €20,000 you're not going to buy the Rover because it's English. Not unless you have money to waste. Who would spend £9.5m on Ashley Young when you could get Robin van Persie for £2.5m? For as long as I can remember we have spoken about foreign players being technically better than English players. It's not a new phenomenon. Whether it's to do with deprived upbringings or better coaching or whatever, the fact is that most players from the continent have more technical ability than those from England or Ireland etc. Sure, the so-called 'British' player probably has more heart and plays with more energy but that's the way kids are brought up and coached. Blaming everything on the influx of foreigners is not going to make the English players better. Improving coaching, getting rid of stupid restrictions like clubs only being able to recruit English players from within a 90 minute radius of their home ground and focussing on the technical and not just the rough-and-tumble side of the game will. But nobody wants to hear that. FIFA's ideas about limiting the number of foreign players are not designed to improve the game. Not one bit. As I've always said they're designed to lower the quality of the club game so the decline in quality of international football becomes less obvious. Septic Bladder won't be happy with the EU's comments that such a rule is unenforceable and would be a restriction of free movement of workers within the community. What did he expect though? Still, the charade will go on. The next time England fail to qualify for a tournament or get knocked out in the 1/4 finals the bleating about foreigners will start again and the real issues will be ignored again and again. Staying with things that are a load of old bollocks Man United are preparing a dossier, at Arsenal's request apparently, about the 'abuse' suffered by the United staff at the game on Saturday. Some eyewitnesses say that at least one member of the United group was very much involved in provoking the crowd and while one Arsenal supporter was ejected from the ground it will be interesting to see just how culpable United are for generating that kind of reaction from the crowd. I wonder will they compile a dossier after we play them at Old Trafford and those 70,000 cuntbuckets sing that song about Arsene. No, I don't wonder at all. Wankers. Right, busy morning. Things to do. Fingers crossed for three points tonight and come on you reeeeeeeds. More tomorrow.]]>
    596 2007-11-07 10:49:48 2007-11-07 08:49:48 closed open wenger-is-right-about-foreign-players-united-staff-accused-in-abuse-row publish 0 0 post 0 1223 http://myopiclunacy.com/2007/11/07/matchday-4-thoughts-premiership-foreigners 69.89.27.222 2007-11-07 18:26:13 2007-11-07 16:26:13 1 pingback 0 0
    Arse-nil but job done. Where's the fuss? http://arseblog.net/2007/11/08/arse-nil-but-job-done-wheres-the-fuss/ Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:11:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/08/arse-nil-but-job-done-wheres-the-fuss/ There's not much to talk about in the game. Adebayor's 85th minute header was our first effort on target and Almunia made a very good save in the second half, putting to bed some of the demons from Saturday. They really didn't trouble us though, nor did we trouble them. A point was a fair result and despite some people complaining about how we played I thought the objectives of the night were completed. We gave a run out and good experience to some of the fringe players, rested players ahead of the league game against Reading on Monday and qualified for the knock-out stages of the Champions League. Some of the players need games like these to bring them on. I remember Arsene's quote a few years back about how when you feed someone caviar it's hard to go back to sausage. The same applies for some fans at the moment. Spoiled rotten by the fantastic football we've been playing they gripe and moan about a perfectly good result given the circumstances. Not every game can be all out attacking Pro Evolution Soccertastic. Some people need some perspective and I tell you what, I'm not looking forward to when we eventually lose a game. The dark clouds will come out and we'll never hear the end of how crap some players are and how we should have bought this player or that player. And no amount of reminding them we haven't lost a game since April will make the slightest bit of difference. I may hibernate. The only ones who have any right to have a moan about last night's game are the people who traveled to Prague and got rained on while watching the most boring game in history in Europe's dullest and least exciting city. *cough* There's still a race on to finish top of the group though. Sevilla are just a point behind us and playing some fine football at the moment so the game in Spain will mainly be quite something something. Exciting, I think is the word. So far we've scored 11 goals in Europe this season, conceded none. We're doing ok, I suppose. Afterwards Arsene Wenger declared himself happy with the result, making the point that Slavia 'defended very well'. I think he was being a bit kind to them there. I've never seen so much shirt pulling and tactical fouling but then if you'd gotten beaten 7-0 previously you'd do whatever it takes to prevent that happening again. Manuel Almunia was happy with the team and his own performance, his save kept us in it. Not much else happening bar Arsene ruling himself out of the England manager's job, soon to be vacated by Steve McClaren. It's hardly even newsworthy but it does come from an interview with FourFourTwo magazine in which Arsene features this month answering questions from Arsenal fans about all kinds of stuff. Worth picking up a copy. Right, that's it. No point flogging a dead horse and all that. I bid you good day, Sirs and Madams.]]> 597 2007-11-08 10:11:31 2007-11-08 08:11:31 closed open arse-nil-but-job-done-wheres-the-fuss publish 0 0 post 0 1224 http://the-cannon.com/2007/11/08/slavia-prague-0-0-arsenal-071107-champions-league/ 72.232.151.6 2007-11-08 16:42:33 2007-11-08 14:42:33 1 pingback 0 0 A quiet Friday round-up + Arsecast 52 http://arseblog.net/2007/11/09/a-quiet-friday-round-up-arsecast-52/ Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:38:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/09/a-quiet-friday-round-up-arsecast-52/ Gilberto has spoken about his situation and completely dampened any rumours that he's had a bust-up with the boss, he says:
    If I have said something to Arsène it would never come out in the papers. I would go to him and speak to him face-to-face; we have great respect for each other. Of course my situation is not very comfortable on the bench. But I'm still not thinking about leaving the Club. I prefer to think that I have the condition to get back in the team. I will do my job, do my best to achieve that. This is what I have in mind.
    A true professional. Were that I were wearing a cap this morning I would doff it in his direction. Too often you see footballers shirk the challenge and look for an easy way out. Top marks to the Brazilian, I say. William Gallas says the team just wants to 'win, win, win' and I find it difficult to find any kind of a problem with that. After draw, draw, draw some win, win, win would be just the cheese. The Sun puts the word 'invincible' into Cesc's mouth as he talks about the special spirit in the squad. I know we shouldn't pay too much attention to the tabs but I'm not at all comfortable with this 'new invincibles' stuff they keep spouting. It puts me in mind of the pre-season time when they were writing us off, writing stories about how Arsene was going to leave and how we'd never cope with the departure of Thierry. If you ever needed any proof of the hypocrisy and fickleness of the press it's the fact that they're now creaming themselves over us and we are the new media darlings. As we all know though, a few bad results will put paid to that so it's best not to pay too much attention to them. The cunts. Meanwhile the Catalan press are at it again with big stories about how Barcelona are going to bring Cesc back 'home'. They really are pack of tedious pricks. The Sun also links us with Martin Caceres. He's a Villarreal centre-half currently on loan at Deportivo la Coruna. He says he knows Arsenal are watching him. Sounds a bit whiffy to me. Early team news ahead of the Reading game suggests that Toure and Rosicky will be back, Cesc and Hleb were merely 'rested' , while Philippe Senderos is not quite ready despite being back in full training. More on this over the weekend but you can see from this article how much Reading want to avoid a similar hiding to the one they got last season. I quite liked Dillon in Rumblefish though. Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's slightly shorter Arsecast, due to the fact there's no blogchat with anyone, the Man in the Bar has a player history, AWH is in there, you can find out who won the Savile Rogue scarf and there's a chance to win another one, and there's details of how you can win a trip to Tokyo with OleOle.com who kind sponsor the Arsecast each week. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (12mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode52.mp3] So, that's it. Have a happy Friday and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up + Arsenal fans sue the club over 'racism' http://arseblog.net/2007/11/10/saturday-round-up-arsenal-fans-sue-the-club-over-racism/ Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:05:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/10/saturday-round-up-arsenal-fans-sue-the-club-over-racism/ possible team to play Reading suggesting he'd 'change things around'. Having left out 8 players for the midweek trip to Prague there are some fresh legs and you'd have to think most of them will come back in. I also think we'll revert to a 4-4-2 against Reading with Eduardo playing up front instead of pushed out wide, which really doesn't seem to suit him. He revealed he had no problem with Cesc and Hleb flying to Barcelona to watch the Spaniards play Rangers in the Champions League. Cesc's visit sparked another round of stories from the cretinous shitbags in the Catalan press. You know the deal now. Barcelona want Cesc, don't want to pay too much, blah blah blah boring blah blah cunts. When asked about if he'd be open to a phone call from Barcelona about Cesc, he said “No chance." Splendid. Can't say much more than that. AW went on to talk about how he has no problem with his players having time off but even on holiday he doesn't switch off, calling himself a 'marathon runner'. He also hit back at Michel Platini's criticism of Arsenal's youth policy. Sadly he didn't hit back with a lead-tipped baseball bat but it's hard to argue with the boss when he says: I don't understand because our purpose is to give a good life to a player who wants to become a good football player. I don't see what is wrong with that. Again it's just Platini talking out of his stupid curly arse. Football administrators really are the most awful people. He can't have been too impressed with Steve Coppell's criticism either. The Reading manager suggesting that Arsenal have a responsibility to produce players for England. Nonsense, really, but if you look through the Premier League there are plenty of young English players who made the grade due to their education at Arsenal, including Kevin Harper at Reading. If you haven't already seen the video of John Lydon, take a look. It's fantastic. He's a proper Gooner and I love his line about McClaren. Emmanuel Adebayor says he's happy with his form this season. I have to agree with him for the most part. He started brilliantly but hasn't scored since Derby now. No question he needs a goal or two in the next couple of games but all strikers go through fallow spells. Many of them contribute little, you can't make that accusation of Adebayor who really does give you 100% all the time. Bearing that in mind, and the fact he was asked to play as a lone striker against Liverpool and United, I think criticism of him is harsh. You know Liverpool are worried about Arsenal. Steven Gerrard thinks the young players will crack under the pressure. Well, he'd know. Liverpool have been doing it every year since 1990. What's that sound? Oh, it's another league campaign blowing up in early spring. Twat. The Independent carries a rather strange story about three Arsenal fans who have instructed human rights lawyers to bring legal action against the club for 'racist chanting'. A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian (it sounds like the start of a joke, or something) have objected to the use of the word 'yid' or 'yiddos' in reference to Sp*rs players/fans. Their lawyer, one Lawrence Davies, says:
    It is simply not sufficient to state in the match-day programme that the club is against racism ... There needs to be an approach to tackle racism which educates fans on anti-racist behaviour.
    I think everyone would agree that any kind of racist chanting needs to be cut out but this seems just bizarre to me. From what I can see Arsenal have been tremendously pro-active when it comes to this sort of thing, certainly more than other clubs who let their fans sing all kinds of songs. And to bring 'human rights' into the equation smacks of attention seeking to me. Let me clarify, any kind of racist chanting is absolutely wrong, but I'm not quite sure what this legal action against the club, not the fans who they can surely identify, will do. Arsenal are quoted as saying:
    Arsenal Football Club will not tolerate foul language and racist chanting at Emirates Stadium. Whether Arsenal supporters or visiting fans are responsible, we will take action – through the courts if necessary – to stamp out this unacceptable behaviour. Where evidence exists (including video evidence), prosecutions will follow.Arsenal Football Club will not tolerate foul language and racist chanting at Emirates Stadium. Whether Arsenal supporters or visiting fans are responsible, we will take action – through the courts if necessary – to stamp out this unacceptable behaviour. Where evidence exists (including video evidence), prosecutions will follow.
    Which is perfectly reasonable, so let the three lads from the start of the joke provide the kind of evidence that will help the club, not bring a spurious legal action against it. The world has gone mad, I tell you. And on that rather strange note I'll bid all of you bastards, whatever your race, creed or colour, a good day. And I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/11/11/sunday-round-up-22/ Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:26:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/11/sunday-round-up-22/ Bolton v West Ham sends him to sleep and how comfortable he is in England these days. A perfect antidote to the turgid horse shite peddled by the likes of El Mundo and Sport. Then there's a piece in the Sunday Times which I haven't read yet because I'll wait till this afternoon to sit down and read it in the paper. Frank Rijkaard says Cesc is 'perfect', the big tart. Fuck off. Dr Hook should write a song about Cesc, that's what I think. Steve Bruce says Birmingham aren't as good up front this season because they don't have Nicklas Bendtner. He also says there's no chance of him returning to Birmingham because Mr Wenger (how respectful) wouldn't let it happen. William Gallas talks about how proud he is to Arsenal captain and what he's been at since he took over. He says:
    It's very important to be friends off the pitch. So I get all the players to go for meals together. What happens off the pitch determines how we are on it. We are all fighting together now. As well as that the players must kneel before a golden statue of William Gallas' Penis before every game. This way they know how to stand proud and erect.
    He may not have said the last bit. You'll know that I, amongst many others, had my reservations about Gallas being made captain but so far he seems to be doing a good job. I won't say it's been easy but I suppose when you're on an unbeaten streak like we are it does make things less difficult. It'll be interesting to see how he/we respond when the chips are down a bit and we struggle with a couple of results. So far so good though. Reading's Ibrahimo Skonko says he's been told if he kicks Emmanuel Adebayor he won't like it. Amazing. A person who doesn't like to be kicked? What sort of a sick fucker is the Togonator. Anyway, hopefully Skonko (which sounds the noise a giant pig would make when it gets a truffle stuck in the back of its throat and is trying to dislodge it) will be too busy trying to kick the big man to notice everyone else scoring all around him. Not much else to tell you. Must have bacon sandwich. Till tomorrow, have a good Sunday.]]>
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    Monday morning Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2007/11/12/monday-morning-arseblog/ Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:24:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/12/monday-morning-arseblog/

    We have two games in hand going into the match at Reading so I will not go overboard about losing our place at the top. While we are top we have the luxury of looking just at our own results without worrying how other teams are doing. But after two draws it is important to get back to winning.

    Quite so. You can't really argue with the draws against United and Liverpool but three points are a must tonight. It will be hard work because Reading are a decent enough side with players that will make life difficult for us, and they'll be trying to avoid the same kind of result as last season.

    Manuel Almunia will continue in goal ahead of Jens Lehmann. The German turned 38 on Saturday but AW says he doesn't want any 'presents', although I'm sure if the boss gave him his place back he'd prefer that to a pair of Dunnes Stores socks and a box of fudge. There's now just over 6 weeks until the transfer window opens and the boss has hinted there's time to win his place back but if Almunia keeps performing as well as he has then there's little hope for him. We'll see what happens.

    Speaking of Almunia the Spaniard has suggested Arsenal will show aggression against Reading. He says:

    We are used to playing fantastic football, moving the ball and passing the ball. At Reading, we maybe have to change a bit and be aggressive in our game.
    No reason why we can't play fantastic football and be aggressive. Certainly there's nothing better than a beautiful, flowing move which leaves the opposition on the floor holding their throats after a series of Ju-jitsu chops to the neck. Hiiiiiya! As this game is on Setanta it means I will have to go to the pub to watch it. That means I may have to drink a few beers as well. Sometimes life is just one chore after another, isn't it? Tresor Mputu? I don't think they have a cure for that yet. Sorry there's not much else to talk about this morning but there you go. More tomorrow and come on you reeeeeeeds.

     

     

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    Three and easy as Arsenal go back to the top http://arseblog.net/2007/11/13/three-and-easy-as-arsenal-go-back-to-the-top/ Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:08:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/13/three-and-easy-as-arsenal-go-back-to-the-top/ Easy peasy against Reading last night. We never had to get out of second gear and we go top of the table again after a 3-1 win. Reading's gameplan was obvious. Get as many men behind the ball as possible, let Arsenal have it outside the area and just create a wall of players between the man in possession and the goal. And it worked until close to half-time, apart from an Adebayor effort in the third minute which hit the post. They defended well, they were organised and difficult to break down. We didn't make it too difficult for them, you have to say, but they stuck at it. In the 44th minute though Adebayor put Hleb through and as I was screaming at him to shoot he squared it for Mathieu Flamini (new deal please) to score his first goal of the season. A goal he deserves about ten times over. After that Reading had to come out and play a bit and we made it 2-0 in the 52nd minute when some nice interplay between Cesc and Adebayor saw the Togonator sidefoot home for his first goal in a hundred years. No more than we deserved. And he should have had a second when a fantastic counter from the back saw Hleb play in Fabregas again and his pass found Adebayor who rounded the keeper to slot it home but the linesman, wrongly, flagged for offside. After that Reading decided it was damage limitation and they shut up shop again. Every man behind the ball, no ambition to go forward and they were just interested in keeping the score down. The third came from Hleb and I'm glad he got a goal. His work and effort certainly deserved one although he did do his best to make the opportunity as difficult as possible for himself. Reading got one back after the ball cannoned around our area for a couple of minutes but it was mere consolation. Cesc picked up his 5th yellow card of the season so he'll miss the Wigan game due to suspension. If you were to try to convince me now that it was just a run of the mill booking and not one deliberately sought so he'll miss a relatively easy fixture you'd want to be the most persuasive person in the land. Funny stuff really, especially when you read the manager saying it was 'needless'. Far better to miss Wigan than Chelsea and I'm sure Arsene struggled to keep a straight face. So, overall a well merited victory, a goal to get Adebayor back on track (he did look dangerous throughout) and we sit top of the table as we now head into another international break. It turns out Adebayor's goal was out 1,000th in the Premier League which is a lot of goals. Afterwards Arsene said:
    That was the best test - whether we would have the nerve to deal with a little bit more pressure. People were expecting us to drop points so it is good we just played our game. We are a bit frustrated - we feel we should have taken more points against Liverpool and Man United. We wanted to get back in charge of this league. We have a game in hand, leading the league and at the moment everything is going well.

    And nobody can argue with that. Mathieu Flamini spoke to Setanta before the game and talked about why he stayed this summer when everyone expected him to leave. It's not new stuff really, we've heard it before, but it gives us a chance again to acknowledge what a good player he has become. He's still only 24 and his best years are ahead of him. I would really like to see him sign a new deal at the club and I hope there are things going on behind the scenes to ensure that happens.

    Jens Lehmann has spoken about his situation and even though he has hopes of playing for us again he says he's prepared to drop down to the German 2nd division in order to get regular football. He knows with Euro2008 drawing nearer he's got to be playing to hang on to the number 1 shirt for his country. Almunia made a good save last night and looked solid again, and as each game goes by Jens's chances of playing again get, like Karen Carpenter, slimmer and slimmer.

    The boss hinted at some movement in the January transfer window, indicating he's looking at one position in particular. I wonder if it's up front. There was no sign of Eduardo yesterday, not even on the bench, and you'd like to think that he's been at the club long enough now to warrant a start against the likes of Reading. Instead it was Hleb behind Adebayor and when you consider that means playing Eboue on the right (who offers little to this team in my opinion) then the Crozilian must be struggling. Hopefully he just needs more time.

    And on that note I shall away for some breakfast and will blog to you tomorrow.

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    Kitson - Rosicky - Wenger - Beckham - My knee http://arseblog.net/2007/11/14/kitson-rosicky-wenger-beckham-my-knee/ Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:03:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/14/kitson-rosicky-wenger-beckham-my-knee/ Dave Kitson had plenty of nice things to say about the way we play football. He said:
    They are without doubt the best footballing team on the planet right now. It's absolutely phenomenal stuff. You just have to take your hat off to them. For a Tottenham fan to say this is blasphemy, but you hope that a team who play as well as that win something.
    It's always nice to read things like that and when you hear him talk about how much admiration he has for the manager, Adebayor, Cesc, Rosicky, Hleb and the rest it does make you realise that some people, despite rivalries, can appreciate good football without resorting to bitter sniping in the press. Of course his point of view is slightly different to that of tedious clowns like Ferguson and Mourinho but it's refreshing nonetheless. There was some speculation regarding Tomas Rosicky yesterday. Inter Milan were said to be ready with a £10m bid but Rosicky's agent has ruled out a move during the upcoming transfer window at least. He's quite the puzzle, is Tomas. I'm hoping he can stay fit and start contributing on a more consistent basis because his troubles with injury have prevented him ever getting into his stride at the club. We've seen flashes of good stuff from him but I don't think it's unfair to suggest we haven't seen the best of him by a long way. Other transfer speculation sees us linked with Sevilla's Diego Capel. He's a left winger and with Juande Ramos now at Sp*rs we may have competition from them. All speculation at this stage, of course. Arsene Wenger has hit back at Demento's claims he got abused at Ashburton Grove when we played United. The boss said:
    I was surprised that Alex Ferguson said the game was played in a bad spirit and a bad atmosphere. I didn't have that feeling, I didn't sit on their bench. But, I can tell you, I could get some dossier together from Manchester United when I was there.
    We all know the song they sing every time we play at Old Trafford. And basically anyone who sings it is scum as far as I'm concerned. So that'd be 95% of the stadium then. The Telegraph says David Beckham could train with Arsenal to keep his fitness up as the MLS season in the US is over. The boss has also maintained that foreign players help, not hinder, the English team. As he points out there weren't that many foreigners in England from 1966-1996 and England won approximately fuck all in those years. Just a reminder that if you'd like to win yourself a copy of the Arsenal Opus, the gigantic Arsenal tome, you can do so by entering a great competition set up by O2. For more details on the Opus and the competition click here. Finally, any amateur or indeed professional doctors reading? I seem to have developed a great pain on the outside of my left knee which is most noticable going up and down the stairs. It's to the side of and just below the kneecap and it has come about from running and playing football. I didn't get any kick on it. Is it ligament or cartlidge or what? I could go to the doctor but this is by far the cheaper option. Going to the doctors in Ireland requires a personal loan from two loan sharks these days. Rip-off cunts that they are. The doctors. Not the loan sharks. Any advice gratefully received, thank you. Update: Medical experts have been on the case early and it looks like it's lateral collateral ligament damage, or tropical monkey fever. Thanks everyone. And that's it. More tomorrow.]]>
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    They took our jobs! http://arseblog.net/2007/11/15/they-took-our-jobs/ Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:52:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/15/they-took-our-jobs/ foreign players debate is rumbling on a gaining momentum. It appears as if this whole thing is being built up by the media in case England don't qualify for Euro2008 and the blame will then be put squarely on the fact that there are too many foreigners in the English game and nothing will be done about the real reasons English players don't make it. 1 - They are too expensive 2 - This ridiculous rule that means clubs can only take young players from within a 90 minute catchment area. This creates the farcical situation where Arsenal can spot a young player in Spain and bring him into the academy but if they see a young player who lives in Hull they're prohibited from him joining the club 3 - The coaching is not up to scratch. Players are taught how to 'give it 100%' for 90 minutes but not how to trap a ball properly What's hilarious is that Arsene's quote about England winning nothing between 66 and 96 is just so accurate yet you have Steven Gerrard saying there should be quotas on foreign players for the good of the national side. As if it would somehow produce another World Cup for England. And Gerrard's Liverpool teammates must be looking at their captain thinking "¿Que?". While there are a lot of journeymen foreign players in England it's been obvious for a long time that a journeyman foreigner is better value to most clubs than an Englishman. Until that changes the situation will remain the same. Of course you have special talents too, like Cesc, who talks about how money is not what motivates him in football. He says:
    It is all about football. I did not run to Arsenal [after Real’s interest] and say ‘give me a better contract’. I don’t listen to offers because I don’t need anything that I don’t have at Arsenal. I’m playing, I’m happy and I’m grateful for the opportunity they gave me.
    Old head, young shoulders, and all that. We're lucky to have him. One Arsenal midfielder who is not as happy with his lot is Abou Diaby. He hasn't been able to force himself into regular contention and he says:
    I need playing time. I thought that I would continue [to play] after I scored (against Derby County) but it did not happen. I remain patient and do not give up because I know that my chance will come. Arsenal’s team is doing well so I have to show patience and it will be unlocked then. The season is long so I do not plan a move yet. Maybe later if it continues, but not in January.
    Which is fair enough really. No footballer should be happy to sit on the bench, or not even get on the bench, and just pick up their wages at the end of each week. Without any kind of drive or ambition they shouldn't be at a club like Arsenal. It should hurt every time they're not picked and that appears to be the case with Diaby. He's been unfortunate with injuries and has never really been given a chance in his favoured central-midfield role but when you think he's only 21 there's plenty of time for him to make the breakthrough. In other news Emmanuel Adebayor says his lack of goals were beginning to prey on his mind. The one against Reading really was a top finish so hopefully once the internationals are over he can get back in the groove. German coach Joachim Low has repeated his desire to see Jens Lehmann playing regularly again. Whether this will force a move in January or not remains to be seen. The AST are confident that 99.5% of their members, who own 3.5% of the club between them, will join a similar scheme to the board's lockdown. It's all gone very quiet in the land of Fat & Orange - you have to think that because things are going so well on the pitch it makes their job of convincing people will need Fat's money a lot more difficult. Wait for a defeat or two, they'll show their faces again. If you'd like more information about the AST and how you can join just click onto their website. It also turns out Arsenal have the most securitytastic stadium around. Never quite understood these kind of stories. Isn't it almost like challenging somebody to prove that's not the case? The soul of Arsenal in 50 moments - The Times. Brian Glanville makes for interesting reading. Thanks to everyone for their emails and advice about my knee. It appears to be completely healed this morning which is rather bizarre as I could hardly walk downstairs yesterday. It must be a miracle of some kind. Who is the patron saint of knees? Saint Paul McGrath? Anyway, thanks all again. Just FYI there won't be an Arsecast tomorrow. I have a really early start and I'm a bit Arsecasted out of it at the moment so the international break seems to be a good time to take a week off. It will return next week for sure. That does mean though that you have another week to enter the competition to win yourself a Savile Rogue scarf. Do it. And there you go. More blogging tomorrow.]]>
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    Thank Friday it's Friday. http://arseblog.net/2007/11/16/thank-friday-its-friday/ Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:19:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/16/thank-friday-its-friday/ £15m move for Aston Villa's Gabriel Agbonlahor. £15m for a bloke who has scored 4 goals this season? Yet more madness and crazy pricing for English players. Don't get me wrong, Agbonlahor looks like a decent player, but I wouldn't pay £15m for him in the same way I wouldn't pay €30 for a breakfast roll on my way to work this morning. Not even if the sausages were made from gold. Which would be hard on the belly, let me tell you. Right, I had best be off as there is stuff to be done and work to be carried out. I have a book, I have an iPod so I don't have to listen to anyone, and Lord help whoever's going to sit near me on the bus because my farts are fucking toxic. Laters all. Update: Arseblog was up for an award last night as Best Podcaster in the Net Visionary Awards 2007 but sadly lost out to the glorious and non-functional podcasting brilliance of Hostel World. I may just start drinking again.]]> 605 2007-11-16 09:19:20 2007-11-16 07:19:20 closed open thank-friday-its-friday publish 0 0 post 0 Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/11/17/saturday-round-up-17/ Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:04:47 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/17/saturday-round-up-17/ Theo Walcott played for England U21s last night and won a penalty then tried to wrestle the ball from James Milner, the designated penalty taker, but calmed down afterwards. That was exciting news, wasn't it? No? Ok, let me try again. Theo Walcott played for England U21s last night and midway through the game Stuart Pearce got a phone call to tell him that if Theo's speed dropped below 50kmh he would explode. Luckily, Keanu Reeves was in the crowd and in an incredible stunt maneuver managed to mount Theo as he was bombing down the wing and ...erm... that's possibly a bit too exciting. Sorry. Jens Lehmann says he's unlikely to move clubs in January as he has a responsibility to his family and his children. Which is fair enough. Sometimes we forget it's not just a case of a player going to play somewhere else. There are schools and friends and all that kind of stuff to consider too. However, he's still not very happy, claiming he should be in the team. He says:
    You can boil it all down to one question: Is the other goalkeeper better than me? If not, why am I not playing? I've shown I can win matches and titles. Even if he is just as good as me, I should be playing.
    Unfortunately the situation isn't that black and white. Jens made mistakes at the start of the season, got dropped, then compounded those mistakes with some rather foolish and misjudged comments. Since then Almunia has come in and one goal against United apart has been very solid. He's just going to have to keep waiting, I suppose, but it's easy to understand his frustration. Nobody likes being on the bench. Lassana Diarra is another one who's spending more time on the bench than he'd like but he's confident things will improve while Arsene says we won't see the 'real Eduardo' until January. England will hoping they don't see the real Eduardo next week. Here's a Q&A with Steve Bould. And that's about it. I don't think I can be arsed watching any of the football today although Scotland v Italy could be a decent game. More tomorrow, Arsefans. Have a good day.]]>
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    Sp*rs after Diaby, Denilson and Traore http://arseblog.net/2007/11/18/sprs-after-diaby-denilson-and-traore/ Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:07:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/18/sprs-after-diaby-denilson-and-traore/ Theo Walcott is talking about eating all his spinach and showing players his back. I'm not sure why. Perhaps he has a tattoo with the words 'Fuck off, not gonna catch me' on it. Which is fine until he reaches his 30s and slows down. Then it would just look silly. With little Mickey Owen broken again and big Wayne Rooney broken again could Theo get a call up to the England squad for Wednesday's game against Croatia? I do not know and frankly I do not care. Long-time Arsenal target Luca Modric is now attracting the attention of Chelsea, according to reports. It was a rumoured a deal to sign him was very close this summer but perhaps the fact we already have a thousand and three central midfield players put us off. Speaking of our collection of midfielders The People say Sp*rs are going to launch a bid for Abou Diaby, Denilson and Armand Traore. They drag up that old line about that tedious cunt Damien Commoli knowing all about our young signings because he was a scout for us some time in the past. Let's remember that he was merely a scout for us and had no direct involvement in signing players, that was ultimately down to Arsene. When he moved to Sp*rs, before we even signed Diaby as far as I remember, he became a key figure in their transfer business bringing in cracking players like Zokora, Kaboul, Ricardo Rocha and others who have really set the world on fire in their time at Shite Hart Lane. Two words for Commolli - fuck off. There's no way we'd let them go there. The Diaby situation is interesting though. £7m would be very tempting for a player who hasn't managed to make a first team place his own and while he has shown some good stuff he does appear to be a bit lethargic at times. The manager seems to like him though, but not enough to play him regularly in central midfield. I suppose he could do worse than look at Mathieu Flamini (new deal please) who is only now getting forging his Arsenal career in his favoured position. Not much else to tell you. Fingers crossed all our boys came through their international games unscathed. Eduardo came off after 55 mins for Croatia, I have no idea if that was tactical or because of a knock. Nicklas Bendtner scored for Denmark, Jens played 90 for Germany, Cesc played 90 for Spain and I'm not sure about anything else. So on that rather lazy note, for I am too tired to go searching around for something that's not that interesting anyway, I bid you good day. 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Q: But what about all that time you spent in prison and stuff? A: No, of course not. I am excellent. Q: Do you like Arsenal. A: No, of course not. I am excellent. Naturally they missed the chance to ask the important questions like - Why are you such a big, fat, annoying cunt?, or, Did David Dein squeal with delight when you gave him his £75m? More fluff really. At least they tried but giving someone the chance to respond via email and have lots of time to think about their answers isn't exactly putting somebody on the spot. However, I completely understand the reluctance to go there and ask those questions to his face. It's very cold in Russia this time of year, isn't it? Yes, cold. Very cold. Not much else going though. Which is all a bit shit. The sooner these internationals are over and done with the better. England can still qualify which, in one sense, is good because it puts an end to the jingoistic bollocks we've had to put up with about foreign players. It's a curious thing that most observers, English or otherwise, would say Steve McClaren is a pretty uninspiring manager who has never had any success on his own yet the blame was going on foreign players and not the fact that England have someone that shit in charge. It's a funny world we live in. Right, coffee, breakfast and then work. How was your weekend then?]]> 608 2007-11-19 10:24:00 2007-11-19 08:24:00 closed open lehmann-gives-usmanov-the-finger-or-something publish 0 0 post 0 Raymond Domenech is a "little something" http://arseblog.net/2007/11/20/raymond-domenech-is-a-little-something/ Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:14:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/20/raymond-domenech-is-a-little-something/ We may be without Mathieu Flamini (new deal please) for Saturday's game against Wigan as he suffered an injury during a France training session. According to insufferable French coach Raymond Domenech, Flamini "suffered a little something". Well, that's made everything clear you speccy cunt. With reports that Abou Diaby also injured himself on French U21 duty (we don't know if he "got a little thingy" or "received a small whatsit") it looks like Gilberto and Lasanna Diarra, two men with points to prove, could man the midfield against a team who will arrive with a new manager in charge. That's always a pain in the arse. Still, Domenech, what an absolute cock that bloke is. Justin Hoyte says he wants to stay at Arsenal and fight for his place. He's been frozen out quite badly this season which must hurt. There's no question that Sagna is a better full-back and has improved the team but when you see Hoyte pushed down the pecking order behind Diarra then you have to think his future at the club comes under serious questioning. Personally I'd keep him as second choice right back, he's better defensively than Eboue and Diarra is a midfielder. The fact that we have too many midfielders to give him a game there doesn't mean we should play him at right back either. Anyway, it's a good attitude to have but I wonder how long he can last without playing. News of Chelsea's interest in Luca Modric has rekindled ours, according to the Sun. As I mentioned yesterday there were rumours that we had signed him this summer and also that a deal had been done which would bring him to Arsenal in January. The player himself says:
    I’d love to play in the Premiership. I’d like things to happen soon and it’s possible maybe even this winter. I don’t have a preference for a club. There are a few big clubs in England where I would love to play.
    He's got a great understanding with Eduardo at international level so perhaps that would stand in our favour. Again he is a more central player who, like Hleb and Rosicky, would have to adapt to life on the wing but he is a very good player indeed. With doubts over Rosicky's ability to stay fit for any period longer than three weeks the boss may well be tempted. There's no way we're paying £30m for him though. Speaking of Eduardo he talks about tomorrow night's game when Croatia could upset England's chances of reaching the finals of Euro2008. Although the Croats have already qualified they won't be doing England any favours. Can the blinky Crozilian score at Wembley? Will this be the thing that kick-starts his Arsenal career? Can I think of any more questions which don't really need an answer? Of course I can, can you? What do you mean that's enough questions? You want me to shut up? Really? Nostalgia lovers - something for Christmas perhaps? And that's it. One more day of international break then we can start concentrating on real football again. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Flamini's NOT fine and van Persie could return for Wigan http://arseblog.net/2007/11/21/flaminis-fine-and-van-persie-could-return-for-wigan/ Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:09:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/21/flaminis-fine-and-van-persie-could-return-for-wigan/ Irate Manager = Arsene Wenger. He's accepted the fact that we'll be without Kolo Toure and Eboue for the longest possible time as there's no talking to the blokes who run the Ivory Coast FA. The boss says:
    They are so stubborn that there is no point in even speaking to them. We will give them the players when they are due, and won't even speak to the Ivorian federation about it. I count them out from about 5th January until approximately the middle of February.
    That is a long time to be without Kolo, that's for sure, but I suppose it comes with the territory. When you sign African players you know this is going to be part of the deal so there's not too much point complaining about it. We're not the only ones affected though. Chelsea will miss Drogba, Essien, Obi-Wan Mikel and Kalou, so they're worse off. Plus they're complete and utter blue cunts who look like cunts with the faces of cunts who are cunts. Injury news = Mathieu Flamini. I was reliably informed yesterday that his "little something" was in fact a "little nothing" and he trained with the 'probables', meaning he could start for France tonight. Good news, I guess, so fingers crossed he, and the rest of our lads, come through unscathed. Update: My reliable source has informed me that in the training session where the Flamster trained with the 'probables' he picked up an injury which meant he was sent back to London last night. Gah. Sorry about that. RS says it's nothing too serious. So expect 'Flamini out for a decade with brain strain' headlines any time now! Those in line for action tonight are Gallas, Diarra, Cesc, Hleb, Sagna, Lehmann and of course Eduardo who will play for Croatia against England. Transfer rumour = Martin Caceres. The young Uruguayan claims that Arsenal are after him. And in a good way. Not the kind of 'after him' where they wait for him when school is over then duff him up. No, not that kind. He says:
    At the moment I'm only thinking about Recreativo, but Arsenal, Real Madrid and Juventus are interested in me.
    Cool. It must be fun to be a player and just throw out some names at random. At the moment Caceres is on loan from Villarreal to Recreativo Huelva. Blocking his progress into the Villarreal team is Pascal Cygan who, in all fairness, is having a fine time in Spanish football and fair play to him. In other news the Mirror is reporting that Robin van Persie has returned to full training after the injury he picked up on the last international break and is line for a start against Wigan on Saturday. Don't forget you still have a chance to win a Savile Rogue scarf in this Friday's Arsecast. All you have to do is answer the very simple question posed in the last Arsecast. Winner announced on this week's show. Hungry blogger = Me. Time for breakfast. More tomorrow.]]>
    610 2007-11-21 10:09:38 2007-11-21 08:09:38 closed open flaminis-fine-and-van-persie-could-return-for-wigan publish 0 0 post 0 1228 http://arsenalfcblog.com/potential-arsenal-signings-unlikely-as-wenger-wants-cake/ 69.89.27.243 2007-11-21 14:29:55 2007-11-21 12:29:55 1 pingback 0 0
    Hurrah! Internationals are over. http://arseblog.net/2007/11/22/hurrah-internationals-are-over/ Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:25:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/22/hurrah-internationals-are-over/ Alex Hleb was taken off at half-time during the Belarus game. His coach indicated he'd be out for a couple of weeks but we'll have to see what they say when he gets back to Arsenal. Cesc played 45 minutes for Spain last night, not sure why he didn't play the second half. Nicklas Bendtner scored Denmark's opening goal in their 3-0 win, Gallas and Diarra played the full 90 for France as did Jens Lehmann for Germany. We'll get a fuller picture of the health of the squad in the next day or so as the lads return from their jaunts abroad. Is it just me or did this international break seem really, really long? Still not much going on in the way of the Arse at the moment. Manuel Almunia talks about the 'privileged' position he's in as Arsenal keeper and he's staying very much on his toes, saying:
    I just know I have to play well in each game and do not like to look into the future too much. If I am thinking about January or February in the next game I could make a couple of mistakes and be back on the bench. Football is very cruel - and especially with goalkeepers.
    Yes indeed. Just ask Scott Carson. Or Jens Lehmann who wants his place back, saying:
    I have more experience than Almunia, I can cope better with pressure situations and I'm still at the peak of my powers.
    You can't really argue with the first part, you could probably make a good case for the second but I'm not sure there are too many that would agree with the last bit. As it stands Almunia will continue. Arsenal.com looks at some of the young players who are out on loan. Of most interest is Johann Djourou who will come back in January and provide cover at centre-half during Kolo's absence. I've watched him a couple of times this season for Birmingham and he's been rather ropey looking but hopefully the experience and time on the pitch will do him some good. And that's about it. Hopefully tomorrow and Saturday will see a glut of Arsenal news to make up for the lack of it in the last couple of weeks. The Arsecast will return tomorrow as well with the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf competition announced and final chance to win one. Tune in, turn on, blog's out. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Midfield mayhem + Arsecast 53 http://arseblog.net/2007/11/23/midfield-mayhem-arsecast-53/ Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:31:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/23/midfield-mayhem-arsecast-53/ we've lost Alex Hleb for three weeks with a hamstring strain, Mathieu Flamini is out for a week or so with a thigh strain, Diaby has a bad back and Gilberto doesn't get back from Brazil until some time today so may be 'fatigued' according to the boss. To be honest though I wouldn't be surprised to see the Brazilian play. He'll travel back in relative comfort and knowing his chances have so far been limited this season he'll be busting to play. And let's not forget that he played at centre-half against Sp*rs in similar circumstances so it's not beyond him. The other option would be Denilson and after that Alex Song. Meanwhile the Sun reports that we'll listen to offers for Gilberto in January in order to keep Diaby and Diarra. Quotes from the Italian press seem to suggest that Gilberto would be open for a move. As for Diaby, I like him but he's a bit Darren Anderton with all his injuries, isn't he? We'll see what happens. Robin van Persie is not quite fit enough to return yet but Philippe Senderos should come back into the squad after his back problem has cleared up. Hleb will be a big miss though and personnel available means we have to revert to a 4-4-2. I suspect he'll go with Eboue on the right hand side of midfield so it's up to the boss to decide between Walcott and Eduardo to partner Adebayor up front. I'd like to see Eduardo get a game, he did well against England in midweek, and although he has struggled a little bit since his arrival I don't think he's really been given the time up front to make an impact. We saw what he's capable of in the Carling Cup game against Sheffield United so hed be better off there than wide left. More from Arsene's pre-game press conference tomorrow. In other news William Gallas says he's enjoying the responsibility of being Arsenal captain and how moving from South London to North London has made him less injury prone. His captaincy has received the backing of Gael Clichy who says Gallas reminds him of Patrick Vieira. So it's a slow trickle rather than a flood of news but it's better than nothing. Now this. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I talk to the man from East Lower ahead of the Wigan game, the Man in the Bar has a player history, you can find out why Arsene Wenger is now an asteroid and I announce the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf competition and give you the chance to win another scarf. Action packed, oh yes. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (12mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode53.mp3] There you go then. Have a good one, more tomorrow.]]> 612 2007-11-23 10:31:06 2007-11-23 08:31:06 closed open midfield-mayhem-arsecast-53 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1229 http://arseblog.com/columns/2007/11/23/arsene-wenger-is-an-asteroid/ 207.58.151.29 2007-11-23 11:43:35 2007-11-23 09:43:35 1 pingback 0 0 Wigan preview and Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/11/24/wigan-preview-and-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:49:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/24/wigan-preview-and-saturday-round-up/ warned against complacency. I think more than any other season I can think of we've coped very well with the difficulties of international breaks so hopefully we can keep that up today. Wigan are still managerless with Steve Bruce not due to take over until Monday so perhaps that's something we can exploit too. The boss has been talking about Eduardo who did the business in mid-week for Croatia but still hasn't quite clicked for us this season. That's not to say he's been a disaster or anything like it though. He's got 4 goals so far and hasn't, as I mentioned yesterday, really had a run of games up front where he's obviously most comfortable. It seems the main issue is getting used to how physical the Premier League is, with the boss saying:

    We have to be patient but it will come for Eduardo. He has to adapt physically and he is a quieter person, so perhaps it takes him longer. "He has to adapt to the pace of the game and the intensity of the impact in the challenge. But I am keeping my confidence [in him] for the second part of the season. He can be our secret weapon.

    Secret weapons are cool. He should probably get a chance up top today but with Theo Walcott in good form for the U21s and Nicklas Bendtner on target for Denmark in midweek there are options for the boss. In a quick round-up of the other stories Emmanuel Adebayor misses Robin van Persie. There's still no fixed date for his return but he's going to miss the trip to Sevilla so hopefully he'll be back next weekend for the trip to Villa. We've been trialling a young African striker called Tresor Mputu and he's been impressive, according to Arsene Wenger. The lad is from the Congo and I'm told he's partial to the odd carton of Um Bongo. The boss is also impressed with Mathieu Flamini (new deal please) and the character and mental strength he's shown this season. Talk about taking your chances when they come along. His first cap for France was well deserved. Shame it ended up him being injured but then I think Domenech deliberately injures Arsenal players just for a laugh. 'Come here Mathieu while I hit you on the knee with this iron bar. That'll teach that bastard Wenger.' Meanwhile AW has offered his expertise to the FA as they search for a replacement for Steve McClaren. So Gilles Grimandi for England it is. Nicolas Anelka says he should probably never have left Arsenal for Real Madrid all those years ago. A perfect example of a player badly advised who thought he was better than he was. There's no doubt in my mind if Anelka had stayed at Arsenal he could have become a really great player but his trials and tribulations around the mid-table sides of Europe are really all that he deserved given the way he and his brothers behaved. He does seem to have grown up a bit now and while he says he'd love to play for this current Arsenal side he's now humble enough to suggest he might not even get in the team. Could he still do a job for Arsenal? I think he probably could. And in case you missed yesterday's Arseblog exclusive - Arsene Wenger is an asteroid. Right, that's it. Breakfast, then other stuff, then hopefully the Wigan game will be on the radio later on. Here's to three points and come on you reeeeeeeds.]]>
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    Gallas makes the difference as we go clear at the top http://arseblog.net/2007/11/25/gallas-makes-the-difference-as-we-go-clear-at-the-top/ Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:39:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/25/gallas-makes-the-difference-as-we-go-clear-at-the-top/ There was a touch of Deja Vu about yesterday's game in the sense that another team had come to the Grove to defend and frustrate Arsenal and for 83 minutes managerless Wigan did just that. We had some chances but to their credit Wigan defended very well, made some important last gasp challenges and with the game heading into the final stages it did look, despite all our pressure, that we might not break them down. But for the second league game running up stepped William Gallas to make the difference. He came forward from the back to get involved and when the ball came to Bacary Sagna on the right Gallas made his way to near the post to score the opening goal with a fantastic header. Regular readers will know I had my doubts about Gallas and his appointment as captain at the start of the season but he really is doing the business at the moment. Fair play to him. The second goal came when Wigan pressed forward and a quick break out saw Bendtner carry the ball forward and play a perfect pass to Tomas Rosicky whose shot went in off the far post. 2-0 and game over. One moment that might have changed this game was when we had a corner not long before the opening goal and pushing for a score we left ourselves a bit exposed at the back. Wigan had a two on one situation but Kolo Toure came flying back from their box to intercept the pass from the right and clear the danger. That, to me, typifies what this team is about. They're willing to do the dirty work too - not everybody would have run at a full sprint to get back and help out there at that late stage of the game. We obviously missed the craft of Cesc and Hleb and while Diarra and Denilson did pretty well in midfield we lacked the edge that the Flamini - Cesc partnership brings. We saw Robin van Persie waiting in the wings on the TV coverage and we could do with him back sooner rather than later too, but that's not to criticise anyone. How can you when we're top of the league, three points clear of United and with a game in hand? Afterwards the manager praised Gallas, saying:
    It was a great header. He smells where you have to be in the box on set pieces or even in the open game. I think he is a forgotten centre-forward, because he is always in the right place in the box.
    And there's no question that he's made the difference in the last two games. It's still early days but as well as being very vocal - using his experience to provide authority in the side - he is leading by example on the pitch. When players see their captain steadfastly refusing to lose a game it makes them respond similarly. I think we have to give enormous credit to Arsene for spotting something in Gallas that not many of us could see and the manager does have a knack of creating teams with a fantastic spirit. What is also interesting is that of the 29 league goals we've scored this season 15 of them have come in the final quarter of matches. That's a team with not just great fitness but great character. So, a good win to get ourselves back on track and to build momentum ahead of what is going to be an incredibly busy and challenging give weeks. The only slight black spot was seeing Theo Walcott stretchered off after a crude challenge by Emile Heskey. He could have seen red for that but in one way it's good he didn't as Wigan would have been even more defensive. Theo should be all right though, according to the boss after the game, so that's a relief. We're going to need as many bodies fit and ready for action as possible in the weeks ahead. Yesterday's other results were decent enough for us. United lost to an Anelka goal at Bolton and Tevez provided a comedy miss. Chelsea's 2-0 win over Derby was 'marred' by Michael Essien's red card which means he misses the game against us in a couple of weeks time (and once again Chelsea's players showed they think they're above the law when they surrounded the referee after the incident). Meanwhile Liverpool keep on winning games and, more importantly, not losing games. They're still unbeaten in the league this season and despite all the hoo-ha surrounding Benitez and what appears to be an air of trouble around the place they're not a team we should be taking our eyes off because they are still contenders, in my opinion. Right, I have to go eat breakfast then go play football. Until tomorrow, have a good Sunday.]]>
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    William Gallas is the Incredible Hulk. Sort of. http://arseblog.net/2007/11/26/william-gallas-is-the-incredible-hulk-sort-of/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:30:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/26/william-gallas-is-the-incredible-hulk-sort-of/ Cuntley Cunt, has been speaking about it. He says:
    Of course I will go there and front up. I am a grown man and I am looking forward to it. They threw money at me at Stamford Bridge. It would be nice to go there and shut some people up.
    Conveniently he missed the game last season and it would be no surprise to see him 'injured' again this time around. I know we should probably be mature about the whole thing but fuck it. We need our cartoon villains and let's face it, he really deserves it, even after all this time. We play Chelsea on the 16th so there's plenty of time for more incitement between now and then. Kolo Toure is enjoying playing under William Gallas. Hmmm, that sounds a bit too erotic. Kolo Toure thinks William Gallas is a good captain. That's much less sensual first thing on a Monday morning. He says:
    Both on and off the pitch, William is a really good captain. He is loud in the dressing-room, he has a big heart, and everything he says and does is for the team and that is the most important quality in a captain.
    It's funny really. You could almost argue that the captaincy diminished players like Vieira and Henry. Perhaps not Vieira as much as Henry who really didn't suit the role but with Gallas it's the opposite. It seems to have transformed him like a dose of radiation to Dr Bruce Banner. Gallas is now rampaging through the season with torn purple pants and a green tinge to his skin. Remarkable really. The real test will come when things aren't going as well as they are now though, and it will be interesting to see how he, and the team, reacts to a setback or two. Obviously I'd prefer if we didn't have to have any setbacks but I'd also prefer to never work again and spend much of my day in a hammock. 1979 Arsenal tracksuit top - £5 off all this week with ToffsNot much else happening today but if you're looking for a Christmas present for an Arsenal fan you could do worse than the 1979 tracksuit top, which is probably the best tracksuit top of all time. Ever. Arseblog has teamed up with Toffs to give you, for one week only, a £5 discount. All you have to do is go here and at checkout enter the code MK4B2 to claim your discount. The offer runs for a week from now so get clicking. That's about it then. Hope you had a good weekend. I saw a physio during the week about my knee who said I had a small strain and he did some old heat lamp treatment before manipulating the ligament and I tell you it felt about 95% better. Played a match yesterday (3-3 draw) and today I can hardly fucking walk. Knees are stupid. How was your weekend then?]]>
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    Arsenal to make their point in Sevilla tonight http://arseblog.net/2007/11/27/arsenal-to-make-their-point-in-sevilla-tonight/ Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:22:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/27/arsenal-to-make-their-point-in-sevilla-tonight/ The squad travelled yesterday but without Gael Clichy (injured), William Gallas (rested) and Emmanuel Adebayor (given time off to record his debut album which will feature a cover of Ashford and Simpson's 'Solid'). That means a place at left back for either Armand Traore or Justin Hoyte, Philippe Senderos should come back into the centre of defence while Nicklas Bendtner is a definite starter up front. Who partners him remains to be seen but the Champions League seems to suit Eduardo a bit better than the league at the moment so it wouldn't be a surprise to see him get the nod. Despite the changes it's a game the manager wants to win, saying:
    We want to finish first. It's an advantage in the draw and it means you play the second game at home in the knockout stages. It's a tough competition and you need to arrive at the next stage in good shape.
    We saw how beneficial it can be to play the second leg at home when we took our 1-0 lead from the Bernebeu a couple of seasons ago and it's a good opportunity for the likes of Bendtner to show what they can do in a game which, although not crucial, is still of some importance. As mentioned yesterday Sevilla go into this game on the back of two successive league defeats and the home crowd will be expecting a performance tonight. They're a team that's capable of raising their game against big opponents as their recent 2-0 win over Real Madrid demonstrated so there's nothing to be taken for granted tonight. If we don't perform they've got players that can hurt us but I think we're more than capable of getting a result. Arsene thinks this group of players is capable of going one better than the year we were horribly cheated out of victory by a Barcelona team that bought the referee and was obviously on steroids and other performance enhancing drugs. He says:
    We want it ... we have more experience. I have always been a great believer in this group, even when everybody said that I was crazy. I believe in the players I have and I am very pleased with their attitude. We are one of the teams who can win it.
    Victory tonight assures us top spot in the group, a draw means a win against Steaua Bucharest at home means we top the group, anything less and it's out of our hands. Both teams like to play football so it could very well be an exciting, attacking game. Let's hope so. Away from tonight's game AW has said he's not responsible in any way for England's failure to qualify for Euro2008. It's quite incredible that he even has to address that issue. It's like blaming him for the continued existence of Phil Collins. He's also spoken about the number of managerial casualties this season but frankly I don't care about that. If other clubs want to sack their managers then all the better, it makes them less good, doesn't it? If new owners want to get into very public spats with their managers over transfers then let them on, I say. Thierry Henry wanted Carlos Tevez at Arsenal. He wouldn't have been alone there, I suppose. I would have quite liked Tevez at Arsenal but now he's a Manchester United player and that means we don't like him any more. When he's at West Ham you can say 'Oh, he's a good player. Look at what he did last week' but when he plays for United and does something good you go 'Oh, you cunt'. It's just the way of the world, isn't it? And that's really about it. I have to admit a bit of a hangover this morning. It wasn't my fault though. There was this man behind a wooden countertop kind of thing and behind it he had all manner of delicious drinks and the great thing was that if you gave him some money he'd give you a massive goblet of booze so as you can imagine I took full advantage of this unique situation. Who knows where you might find another place like that in Ireland. Anyway, I'd best off and get some breakfast. Here's to a win tonight and come on you reeeeeeeds. More tomorrow.]]>
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    The pain in Spain falls mainly ...erm... something something http://arseblog.net/2007/11/28/the-pain-in-spain-falls-mainly-erm-something-something/ Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:08:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/28/the-pain-in-spain-falls-mainly-erm-something-something/ Unfortunately work meant I could only see the first 30 minutes of the game, right up until the point they equalised, so I'm not really in any position to comment on the game as a whole. Obviously a defeat is never much fun but when you have important players rested and others coming back into the team after long absences due to injury and an inability to get in the side in the first place it doesn't make your life any easier. A back four with one Champions League debutant (Traore), Hoyte who hasn't played much this season and Philippe Senderos who is really struggling to become the player we all hoped didn't help our cause. As well as that I'm not sure quite why Arsene is so taken with the 4-5-1 at the moment. I know we're missing van Persie but if Robin was fit we'd play 4-4-2 so I'm not sure why the manager seems to lack confidence in the other strikers in order to play that formation. Our goal was very nice though. We saw the best of Eboue with a ridiculously good backheel down the line and Nicklas Bendtner's cross was calmly taken down and put away by Eduaro for his 5th of the season. We then saw the worst of Eboue with more over-reacting and diving and rolling. It's made more frustrating when he follows up genuinely good play with shit like that. A mistake by Senderos gave possession back to Sevilla and when a clearly rusty Gilberto's weak clearance fell to Keita he put it away beautifully with the outside of his foot to equalise. And that's as much as I saw live. Fabiano's second was a great header but who was (not) marking him(?) and the penalty looked dodgy to me but there you go. There's no changing it and it's not really the end of the world. It would have been nice to keep the unbeaten run going but it had to end sometime. There's still the chance that we can finish top of the group and while it's certainly an advantage to have your second leg at home in the knock-out it's not that much of an advantage that progress becomes impossible without it. As well as that we'll see how the team copes with defeat. While this will certainly dent our momentum I'm not sure that it's going to derail us or anything like that so I think we need to keep things in perspective a bit. We said beforehand that if we didn't perform Sevilla have the players to hurt us and that was the case. Still, let's put it behind us and move on and pay little heed to the press who have been creaming themselves over us for months but now gleefully roll out headlines calling us 'flops'. Shaddup. Thankfully the reaction around most of the main Arsenal blogs has been more measured. Afterwards Kolo Toure wasn't too happy with the referee. Neither was Arsene Wenger who was sent off for something he said and he branded the 4th official 'shocking'. According to the boss:
    I do not know why I was sent off, I was really surprised. When Alves was down I said it was naïve to let him gain that time, that is all, and I have been sent off.
    It remains to be seen whether or not there'll be any further punishment because of the incident. As for the loss he said:
    An unbeaten record in the Champions League is not important. We had to make decisions because we have a very important December. We had to make choices between the competitions. December for me is about the Premier League.
    It's hard to argue with that. What is telling though is that both Kolo and Arsene had no real complaints about the result, but Kolo remains positive, saying:
    We knew that defeat would come but we need to start again and show character. To be a winner you need to come back from these hard things.
    Quite so. It's our first defeat since April of this year so we're a little bit out of practice. Hopefully pride will have been stung and they'll react in a positive way against Villa on Saturday who'll be looking to take advantage of the situation a bit. Time for William Gallas to really earn his stripes, captaining in the face of adversity and all that. What is worrying is the fact that Cesc seems to have picked up a hamstring strain and we'll know how bad it is later today, I'd imagine. Even if it is just a slight tweak he could miss a week or two but hopefully they took him off before he could do any real damage to it. Anyway, fingers crossed it's nothing too serious. Now it's time to dust ourselves off and get ready for the next game. December is going to be a huge month, 9 games in total, 3 away league games in a row coming up and this, more than an away game with a weakened team against decent opposition in the Champions League, will show us what this squad is made of. Elsewhere Emmanuel Adebayor tells Jens he's just going to have to be patient but he understands where the German is coming from. Yep, Germany. Don't forget, for those of you interested in your Arsenal fashion accessories, that there's still time to enter the Savile Rogue scarf competition. Just listen to this week's Arsecast for the very simple question and if you fancy £5 off the 1979 tracksuit top then simply go to Toffs and enter the code MK4B2 at checkout. Retail therapy, is that what they call it? Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Wenger in hot water and Cesc could miss 10 days http://arseblog.net/2007/11/29/wenger-in-hot-water-and-cesc-could-miss-10-days/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:34:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/29/wenger-in-hot-water-and-cesc-could-miss-10-days/ defended Arsene Wenger from any criticism he's been getting for fielding a weakened side against Sevilla on Tuesday. He said:
    The only team that can do something as brave as that to develop young players is Arsenal. The manager only deserves praise for it. I have also learned from defeats like that in the past when I was a younger player.
    I read some people suggesting that Gallas and Adebayor didn't need a break and in the context of the Sevilla game only that's probably true. However, with so many games to play in December and with the manager's sights firmly set on the league title this season it's completely understandable. Cesc then went on to talk about his injury, saying:
    I’d say I’ll be fit for Saturday, but the doctors are always trying to be a little bit careful. We will see the reaction.
    Fingers crossed he's ok but if we do lose him for a couple of games there are worse games to lose him for than Villa, Newcastle and Boro. Not that I'm taking anything for granted. Villa's league position is very impressive and it's going to be a tough game at Villa park but I'd rather he missed those games than the one against Chelsea, for example. There's been no official word from the club but various reports this morning are suggesting he's going to miss 10 days which would encompass those three games. No point on making any real comment on that until we get confirmation from the club one way or the other. Arsene Wenger is set to receive a 1 match ban from UEFA for his sending off in Sevilla. It's a mandatory punishment although he can appeal. If upheld it would mean he's not allowed sit on the bench or enter the dressing room and, if Chelsea have taught me anything, he can only communicate with the bench via some bloke wearing an earpiece covered by a silly looking hat. Arsene might also have his ban extended as he did not retreat to the stands, something UEFA insist on. The manager's defence is that there was no way for him to access the stands so we'll have to wait and see what happens. Comments from UEFA's spokesman, William Gaillard seem to suggest further punishment will be forthcoming. He says:
    If you are expelled from the technical area then you have to leave. The case concerning Arsène Wenger will be looked at again but the rules are quite clear on this. It is no excuse for a manager to say he could not find a seat.
    No doubt Michel Platini will stick his oar in and have him banned for life,  the curly snotbucket. With only one group game remaining we face the possibility of Arsene being banned for at least the first game of the knock-out stages when we play Barcelona at home. Manuel Almunia thinks we can still top the group and he's right. We can. So there. Gilberto thinks we have to put this defeat out of minds and concentrate on the league and he's right. We do. So there. Not much else going on so I'll take myself off and have breakfast and start the in-depth preparations for tomorrow's Arsecast. Oh yes. You think I just make it up as I'm going along but no. It's all scripted to within an inch of its life and the 'uhms' and 'ahhs' are simply there to add that made up on the spot ambience to the whole thing. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    Cesc's hammy, Wenger's ban + Arsecast 54 http://arseblog.net/2007/11/30/cescs-hammy-wengers-ban-arsecast-54/ Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:32:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/11/30/cescs-hammy-wengers-ban-arsecast-54/ what he did to his knee I think we can count ourselves lucky it wasn't a lot worse. Fuller team news and a preview of the Villa game tomorrow. Arsene Wenger says he won't appeal his touchline ban after being sent off during the Sevilla game and has called it 'artificial', saying there's always a way to communicate with the players. He says:
    It is a very artificial rule. If I say something to the guy next to me, he can communicate with the guy down on the bench. I don't need to communicate directly. It is a little bit an artificial ban. You can always communicate if you really want to.
    That will no doubt go down very well with UEFA who are already considering a longer ban but he's right. Perhaps if they put him under house arrest he might have more problems. Never one to miss a chance of a dig at an old enemy Arsene also joked about increasing the size of our laundry baskets, with Mourinho rumoured to have been wheeled into the Chelsea dressing room during his touchline ban. I think he should just wear a disguise. A giant Womble suit or maybe Arsene could be Gunnersaurus for the day. The idea of the lads being given a half-time teamtalk by a 7' green dinosaur is rather amusing. Manuel Almunia could be on the verge of a call-up to the Spanish national squad, according to the boss. They do have a wealth of decent keepers over there. Casillas is the number 1, but Reina is on the scene and Valdes from Barcelona can hardly even get a look in, although that's down to him being a fucking clown more than anything else. Carlos Vela will come to Arsenal in the summer and fight for a first team place next season. The boss says:
    He will straight away be with the first-team and after that it is up to him to get a place in the side. I sent him to Spain because he comes from a Mexican culture and it is easier to adapt in Europe. He has what we like here at Arsenal. He is a good passer of the ball and a finisher. He has that intelligent movement with very good technique and great pace.
    He certainly looks like a good player from what I've seen. He's only started 3 league games for Osasuna this season but has scored one goal and made two assists and is now becoming more regular in their squad. We'll keep an eye on him and keep you updated as to his progress in La Liga. Double-D offers Sp*rs advice about their new stadium. Hilarious. "Don't do it! No. You don't need it. What about ground-sharing at Wembley instead?" Twat. Now, it's 1990. Time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's chock-a-block Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I chat to Goonerholic about the Sevilla game, Philippe Senderos and the three league games coming up away from home, The Man in the Bar has a player history, AWH is there, there's an exclusive interview with a Spanish journalist about Carlos Vela and, amongst other things, I'll announce who the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf was. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode54.mp3] And that's it. More tomorrow. Have a good day, Arsechums.]]>
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    What is this ghastly thing? Oh, it's morning. http://arseblog.net/2007/12/01/what-is-this-ghastly-thing-oh-its-morning/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:54:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/01/what-is-this-ghastly-thing-oh-its-morning/ misses the game due to his hamstring strain but Gael Clichy (perverted spine) and Alex Hleb (rampant groin) face late fitness tests. Villa will be full of the joys after their 4-0 over Blackburn so I suppose we should just hope they used up their entire goal quota for the month in one game. I'd like to see us play 4-4-2 with Eduardo and Adebayor up front but I suspect we'll continue with this 4-5-1 thing. I don't like 4-5-1. Did I ever mention that? What do you mean you don't remember? Why is it that when you walk down the street at 2.30am and you say "Hello" and "Heeeeeeeyyyy" to random people on their way home they rarely respond and simply look at you like you're an imbecile? All you're doing is being nice and polite and spreading the good cheer but some people just do not want to be cheered. They're happy in their world of misery and fail to appreciate those who try and bring more glee to the world. I was full of glee last night and I tried to spread the glee amongst my fellow man but some people are just not into glee. The gleeless cunts. Arsene Wenger says he might need to buy a defender in January, what with Kolo going off to the ACN and all that. I would suggest a temporary signing as we have Djourou coming back and that Norwegian kid waiting in the wings. Despite my lack of pace I think I could do the job very well and for a fraction of the price that a so-called 'real' player would do it for. The boss is also not worried about the defeat in Sevilla causing a rake of defeats like after we lost at Old Trafford that time. According to him that was the end of an era whereas this is the start of an era. Eras are strange, aren't they? I mean, if it wasn't for eras there'd be no other things that are associated with eras and who could live without them, whatever they are? Adebayor says he's got ambition. I like Adebayor, I have to say. He's the funniest African I never met. I suspect if you gave him a load of rum he'd do more than simply say hello to people on the street, the mad cunt. I hope he scores four goals today. All diving headers. In fact, all goals where he goes round the keeper, stops the ball on the line and then kneels down and heads it over. That'd be cool. Right, I think I had better go eat some food and then do other stuff. Having to do stuff is crap but I suspect having to do a crap will be really crap today. Have a good Saturday and come on you reeeeeeeds. Until tomorrow, I suppose. *boilk*]]> 620 2007-12-01 12:54:05 2007-12-01 10:54:05 closed open what-is-this-ghastly-thing-oh-its-morning publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal survive 2nd half onslaught to go 5 clear at the top http://arseblog.net/2007/12/02/arsenal-survive-2nd-half-onslaught-to-go-5-clear-at-the-top/ Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:19:58 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/02/arsenal-survive-2nd-half-onslaught-to-go-5-clear-at-the-top/ A game of two halves at Villa Park last night. The first saw us play some really fantastic football, the second saw us play not so well coupled with a vast improvement in the performance of the home side. Villa scored first when Gallas got a touch on a Carew cross which helped it right into the path of Craig Gardener who sidefooted home. It wasn't a big problem for this Arsenal side though and we had Villa on the backfoot for the duration of the first 45. We equalised through Mathieu Flamini's left footed rocket after Rosicky got a touch to an Eboue cross. To me that really summed up Flamini (new deal please). He gave the ball away at the start of the move which led to Villa's goal but made up for his mistake by getting us back on level terms. He really is having a great season. Then Adebayor thumped in a header from the ever impressive Bacary Sagna's cross to make it 2-1. I think the possession stats showed us with 75% at certain periods and the way we moved the ball around and kept possession was just fantastic at times. Another goal would have been nice but it wasn't to be and it did make the second half quite nervy. We didn't come anywhere near the level of performance of the first half and Villa played a lot, lot better. Carew was always a menace in the air, although he went unchallenged at times, and we gave the ball away much more than usual. We can't really write off the second half as just us being crap though, Villa were good. They are a decent team, O'Neill has them organised and hard-working and their league position going into the game wasn't a lie. Our cause wasn't helped when Carew's crude hack on Hleb saw the Belarussian taken off on the hour. Theo came on and played wide left while Rosicky moved into Hleb's position but didn't get into the game at all. There were some nervous moments. Carew hit the bar, there was at least one goalmouth scramble which we managed to clear and Almunia made a couple of decent saves from long range efforts which, given the rain and slippy conditions, weren't exactly routine. When Gilberto came on he made a difference, I thought. They were far less threatening, Carew stopped winning everything in the air and while Diarra showed flashes of good stuff I'd have preferred to see the Brazilian alongside Flamini at the start. With Cesc set to miss the Newcastle game on Wednesday he may well get his chance. Afterwards the manager praised his team, saying:
    We were brilliant and resilient. In the first half we played some absolutely amazing football. Maybe in the past, games like that have been our Achilles heel. But we have improved, have more experience and resilience and we panic less.
    Adebayor and Flamini (NDP) talk about Alexander Hleb who was apparently left with two gashes on his calf after Carew's 'tackle'. Writing it off as a 'striker's challenge' doesn't work. It was very poor indeed no matter what position you play in. Hopefully he won't be out for too long but Wednesday could be a push. A word about Jens Lehmann who stayed on the bench during half-time and whose relationship with Almunia is non-existant. He doesn't warm up with his goalkeeping colleague and sulking on the bench during half-time is nonsense. I understand him being upset and frustrated about not playing but you have to ask whether or not his behaviour is something that should be tolerated. When you read Almunia saying how he's much happier now that he doesn't speak to Lehmann anymore then it's probably the kind of influence you can do without around the club. I think it really would be best for all concerned if he moved on in January. No time to check around the Sunday papers for other snippets, I'm off to play a match this morning. Have yourselves a good Sunday and I'll talk to you on tomorrow's blog.]]>
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    Weekend review + Seb Larsson's great winner against Sp*rs http://arseblog.net/2007/12/03/weekend-review-seb-larssons-great-winner-against-sprs/ Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:01:49 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/03/weekend-review-seb-larssons-great-winner-against-sprs/ the big man is urging focus from the Gunners, saying:
    Three or four months ago there were people saying 'we are not sure Arsenal are going to finish in the top four', and now they are mentioning we could go unbeaten for the season. The crucial thing is to keep our head on our shoulders, keep on doing a good job, keep on performing like we are now and at the end of the season we can talk about whether we finish unbeaten or not.
    A very sensible attitude to have, no doubt about it. Arsene has always said the next game is the only one they should be thinking about and with so many games between now and the end of December that's never been more true. It's Newcastle on Wednesday night and while we'll have a clearer idea of the team news later in the week we're going to be without Cesc and Hleb , two very important players for us. I have to doff my cap to Hleb in particular. I had no inkling he could become as important to us as he has. Last season he was so frustrating because it was obvious the skill and talent was there but for whatever reason he seemed lazy and careless. What a difference this time around though and it showed how much we miss his ball retention when he was kicked off the park by the lanky streak of Norwegian piss the other night. A badly gashed achilles is going to smart, rather. There'll be a fuller preview of the Newcastle game and our renewed acquaintance with our old friend Fat Walrus looking cunt tomorrow or Wednesday. The draw for the 3rd round of the FA Cup was made yesterday and we get to travel to Burnley on the weekend of the 5th and 6th of January. I suspect after the trials of December the boss may well decide to use a number of fringe/young/semi-retired/Pat Rice players for this one so it should be a good test. It's a competition I always enjoy and Arsenal fans in general can't have anything but (mostly) good memories of the FA Cup. Elsewhere in the Premiership League this weekend Chelsea have continued their good form and are currently in 2nd place, 5 points behind us but having played a game more. They're rather quietly and efficiently going about their business so it's going to be a massive game when we entertain them later this month. Liverpool spanked Bolton to move into 3rd ahead of United who play Fulham tonight. Meanwhile, at the bottom, Sp*rs were beaten 3-2 by ex-Arsenal man Seb Larsson's fantastic injury time winner (via 101greatgoals). He's a very decent player, I think, and well done to him for making a late defeat taste even more bitter for Sp*rs fans who see their team 1 point above the relagation zone and 24 points behind Arsenal. Haha. 1979 Arsenal tracksuit top - £5 off all this week with ToffsFinally, today is your last chance to get £5 off this most excellent of tracksuit tops. It's the 1979 version and given who incredibly awesome the FA Cup final was in 1979 and given how much everyone wants us to win it this season then I think it would be unfair for me not to point out how much of a lucky omen it would be to buy one. Also, it will make you more virile, attractive to the opposite sex and stop baldness in both men and women. All you have to do is go here and at checkout enter the code MK4B2 to claim your discount. The offer runs until midnight tonight. And on that feelgood note I shall bid you good day. More tomorrow.]]>
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    A most grumpy blog http://arseblog.net/2007/12/04/a-most-grumpy-blog/ Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:28:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/04/a-most-grumpy-blog/ Gunnerblog makes the very good point that in the absence of Hleb and Cesc, two of our more creative players, Eduardo could go some way to filling the gap. When you consider just how very terrible Newcastle are defensively (and make no mistake, they are fucking woeful) it would seem rather too conservative to play the 4-5-1 formation when Eduardo could slot in up top alongside Adebayor in a 4-4-2. Don Howe talks about the Newcastle game and suggests Allardyce's men don't have the same physical presence that Bolton did, thus rendering the Walrus cunt's tactics rather useless. You know what? I've got the strongest sensation of deja vu writing this. Weird. The Times are reporting that the Newcastle players are not responding well to Allardyce's regime so I'd really like us to go there and get stuck right into them from the start, their heads will drop if they go a goal or two down. More on this tomorrow though. Wolfsburg are considering a bid for Jens Lehmann in January. The best thing about Wolfsburg is that for some years they were managed by a bloke called Wolfgang Wolf, which is probably one of the best things to ever happen in the world. Ever. I think if a bid were to come in we'd probably accept. Other transfer speculation sees us linked with PSV Eindhoven's Ibrahim Affelay. Smells a bit like an agent talking ahead of contract negotiations rather than anything else. Arsenal players will give up a day's pay to support the club's charity of the season. William Gallas talks about it here and is looking for donations from Arsenal fans to help the campaign. Arsenal reserves beat Derby County reserves 2-1 with Philippe Senderos taking part (ta, Ollie). Obviously he needs to get some games under his belt as he appeared rusty against Sevilla. Man United are back into second place in the league, 3 points behind us but having played a game more, after 2-0 win last night over Fulham. And that's about it. There'll be fuller team news breaking throughout the day so we can look at that tomorrow. Now, breakfast time and more coffee to degrump myself. Laters.]]> 623 2007-12-04 11:28:53 2007-12-04 09:28:53 closed open a-most-grumpy-blog publish 0 0 post 0 Newcastle is going to be tough but winnable http://arseblog.net/2007/12/05/newcastle-is-going-to-be-tough-but-winnable/ Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:37:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/05/newcastle-is-going-to-be-tough-but-winnable/ NDP was ruled out of tonight's game against Newcastle. His combative style and all-energy performances have won over the most doubting of Thomases this season and without Hleb and Cesc our midfield is weaker, no question about it. However, we've got Gilberto and Diarra who will probably start while Denilson is there as well. Diaby is, of course, out injured. Given the personnel available I hope we play the 4-4-2 alluded to yesterday. Adebayor is a real handful for any defence while Eduardo is mobile and in and around the box he's capable of finishing chances. It's going to be a big test tonight, I think. The Newcastle players have reacted 'furiously' (according to the papers) to reports that they're unhappy under Walrus looking cunt's regime but the proof of that will be how they perform tonight. Obviously they're professionals and they want to win games so they'll be fired up for this one. As well as that I suspect Allardyce will send his team out with the instruction not to let Arsenal play football, the same way he did with Bolton. They may not have the physicality of his old Bolton side but with the likes of Alan Smith, Joey Barton, Nicky Butt and Mark Viduka he's got some cunts who don't mind sticking their boot in - and you'd prefer a stronger referee that Mike Dean but we'll see how that goes. Fat Sam will want to provoke us so it's vital we concentrate on our own game because if we do Newcastle are vulnerable due to their defence being completely rubbish. If we can keep it tight at the back then the game is there to be won, no question about it. With Demento starting his mind games already there's no small amount of pressure on the lads tonight. This is our game in hand and three points would put us 6 clear of United going into the weekend and ram his words right back down his whiskey soaked throat. When you look at the players we have missing then this is going to be a real measure of how well the squad can cope with injuries. I think we're capable of winning though. Looking around the other stories our two full backs are in the news. Gael Clichy reckons it's too early to be talking about being champions - but it strikes me the only ones doing that talking are the press. There's no question Arsene will have impressed upon his young team that a good start is one thing but with still over 20 games to play there's a long way to go. Meanwhile Bacary Sanga's impressive start to his Arsenal career has been a 'complete surprise' to Arsene Wenger, who says:
    He adapted very, very quickly not only to the technical level – but also to the way we want to play the game, and as well to the physical aspect of the game. At the start of the season, I thought I will give him six or seven months - but he just looked to have improved very quickly and adapt very quickly. It is a complete surprise to me because I didn’t expect him to have so many appearances so early on.
    The boy looks like he's been at the club all his life. He's so good going forward, is tough as old boots and has provided the right back position with the kind of steel we've been missing since Lauren. Consider me a fan. Alex McLeish wants to keep Johann Djourou for the rest of the season but with Kolo off to the ACN it'd mean we're left with just two central defenders so I can't see it happening. He hasn't been having the greatest time at Birmingham, it has to be said, but I'd be very surprised if we extended his loan period. The Mirror is reporting that Chelsea want Nicklas Bendtner. Another one I can't see happening. He's just signed a new 5 year deal and a recent interview in the Arsenal magazine reveals him to be much more realistic about his chances this season than people might imagine. He knows he's got to work hard and that he's not going to play in every game. As well as that there are high hopes for him at the club so I can't imagine this has any legs. The Mirror is reporting a potential fee of £12m but in another article I read yesterday it was £5m as they were set to bid £8m for that lad Drenthe who has fallen out with Real Madrid due to car crashes (into a police car if you don't mind), too much clubbing and sitting on the bench listening to an iPod during a league game. A proper professional, eh? Philippe Senderos, who appeared for the reserves in midweek, talks about the 'Arsenal way' of playing and how Arsene's style works its way through the club at all levels. Nice stuff. The £16m we got for Thierry Henry raised a few eyebrows at the time of his transfer to Barcelona, some people thinking it wasn't quite enough for a player of his standing and stature. Seems fair enough now though, doesn't it? And that's about the size of it. I have to go see a dog about a man so it's time for some breakfast then I'm off out. Here's to three delicious points tonight and come on you reeeeeeeeds.]]>
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    A point a fair result against Newbolton http://arseblog.net/2007/12/06/a-point-a-fair-result-against-newbolton/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:27:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/06/a-point-a-fair-result-against-newbolton/ Despite hopes that our depleted squad could take all three points at St James Park last night a point, in the end, was fair enough against a Newcastle side that can now proudly say they are moulded in the image of Bolton. Not quite the halcyon days of Keegan and the attractive football his side played but certainly better than the craven performances they've been putting in of late. If that's the kind of shit you're into, like. We had a great start when Adebayor chested down and volleyed home Eboue's excellent cross but after that we really didn't cause the Newcastle goal too many scares. I don't want to put our lack of performance down entirely the players we had missing but without Cesc, Hleb and van Persie we were pretty bereft of any creativity while Flamini's drive and energy in midfield was badly missed as both Diarra and more noticeably Gilberto struggled. Their goal came when both Adebayor and Eduardo didn't clear the ball out of defence and when Newcastle crossed the ball it fell to football's worst actor, Steven Taylor, and his shot hit the post and went in. I suppose you can criticise and say they should have hoofed it upfield but we can't have it both ways, can we? We can't laud the team one minute for the precision passing, great football and howe well they play it out of defence then castigate them when that goes wrong. Yes, we could have cleared it but that's not the way this team plays and this time we got caught out. I suppose a bit more experience will teach them when you just need to put your foot through the ball. While we never really looked in danger of losing it we never much looked like winning it either. I don't suppose we were helped by some questionable decisions by Mike Dean but then what does anyone expect from Mike Dean? It wasn't a great performance by us, partly down to some players not really playing as well as they can and partly down to Newcastle getting tight and making it difficult for us to play football. Without the previously mentioned players we lacked the little bit of cuteness to cut their defence apart and Newcastle responded to the jeers of their fans and the stories in the press with a performance that will keep their manager in a job for a little while longer. Hopefully long enough for us to take them back to our place, bend them over and fucking stuff goals up their arse, the cunts. One man who did stand out for us a bit was Manuel Almunia. I thought he had a very good game, his handling was very assured and he made a couple of good saves which is a couple more than Shay Given had to. However, a point away from home is not a bad result by any stretch of the imagination and this is not a disaster or anything like it. Despite headlines saying we've been 'derailed' we remain unbeaten and I can remember in the unbeaten season there were criticisms of the team for drawing too many games. Look how that turned out. While three points would have been lovely if you step back and look at the result and the circumstances this could prove to be a very good point at the end of the season. Afterwards Arsense said that Newcastle 'destroyed' our game and conceded that Newcastle deserved a point, saying:
    We had a great spirit and great resilience, but we did not create enough going forward tonight - we did not find our fluency. They fought for every ball, they were in a crisis. And that crisis made it difficult for us. We got a point that maybe we would not have got last year.
    And the last bit of that is what we should be paying attention to. It strikes me that some people thought this was going to be a bit of a walkover for us, instead it's proved to be a bit of a reality check. No bad thing in the great scheme of things. I could comment on how Allardyce accused us of trying to con the referee but the fat man knows how to provide a soundbite that the press will pick up on and I have no faith whatsoever in Allardyce's integrity or honesty so frankly his shite can go in one ear and out the other. We've heard it all before. Sagna's booking was harsh, I thought, although he didn't do himself any favours with the rolling around. A quiet word in his ear about that wouldn't go amiss. Towards the end I thought Adebayor was deliberately fouled twice, the second being quite blatant but there you go. No point harping on about referee's decisions when we didn't really do enough ourselves. Still though, it has reminded me how much I detest Allardyce, Alan Smith (who somehow escaped without a booking for scything down Gallas from behind), Joey Barton and provided me with a new figure of hate, the disgustingly square-headed James Milner. Just more to add to the list. So it's back home then another trip to the North-east to play Boro on Sunday. With any luck we'll have Cesc, Hleb and Flamini NDP back which would make us a rather more difficult proposition for Gareth Southgate's team. Anyway, we're still top of the league, we're 4 points clear and while not winning is always disappointing and while not winning and Sam Allardyce saving his job is always disappointing and while not winning and Sam Allardyce saving his job and Alan Smith being in anyway satisified with a result is always disappointing it's by no means the end of the world. Stand by for Amy Lawrence on tomorrow's Arsecast, I'll talk to you on the blog then.]]>
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    Friday madness + Arsecast 55 http://arseblog.net/2007/12/07/friday-madness-arsecast-55/ Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:54:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/07/friday-madness-arsecast-55/ news that we're unlikely to have any of the injured players back for the Boro game on Sunday, which is a bit of a pain you have to say. We've spoken about how much we miss them but we have no choice but to get our heads down and get on with things. We still have some options. Bendtner and Walcott will be itching to show they can make a difference to our attacking play and I wouldn't be surprised to see at least one of them start. Better news is that Robin van Persie (caught having a crafty fag at Amsterdam airport apparently) will, along with Abou Diaby, be back in full training next week. Arsene Wenger says the Steaua Bucharest game in midweek is probably a bit 'early' but I suspect he'll be ready to play some part against Chelsea, probably from the bench. Kolo Toure speaks about the team spirit at Arsenal and echoes Gilberto's sentiments that the point at Newcastle was one gained rather than two dropped. He credits William Gallas for his captaincy and talks about the spirit in the side, saying:
    The main thing is that we are all working really hard as a team. We all try to help each other. You can always lose your focus for one minute in a game and that’s when you need your friends to be there for you, to shout at you, ‘Come back to the game’. To know that is there gives you the focus you need and the strength to get back in the right frame of mind. At the moment, we’re doing that all together, from the ’keeper through to the strikers and it is making a difference.
    Although Boro are struggling it would be unwise to underestimate any team in this league and in the absence of so many key players that team spirit might just make the difference on Sunday. There's also the added danger of facing an ex-Arsenal player in Jeremie Aliadiere, a man who scored a grand total of 1 league goal for us in all his time at the club, and who will probably manage to scuff one in against us as that would be just typical. Futher previewing of this game to come. Oliver Khan has told Jens Lehmann he needs to leave Arsenal if he wants to play in Euro2008. Given the relationship between them this has probably made up Jens' mind to now stay and fight for his place. The Gorilla Albino is probably right though. Gah, internet hassles - no more stories, on with the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's hastily assembled Arsecast, sponsored as always by OleOle.com, I chat with the Observer's Amy Lawrence about the Newcastle game, the upcoming Boro game and more. Arsene Wenger Hawkins is around, the Man in the Bar has a player history and I take part in a laugh a minute Irish TV show. Really. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (12mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode55.mp3] And that's it. I have to go to work then I'm off to Barcelona for a few days for some mojitos and other delicious rum based cocktails. Normal blogging will continue though. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arseblog is now a Barcelona blog... http://arseblog.net/2007/12/08/arseblog-is-now-a-barcelona-blog/ Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:09:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/08/arseblog-is-now-a-barcelona-blog/ arouse you bring your breakfast back up then I don't know what is. It would, I think, be very remiss of me on my first trip back here since we left over a year ago not to include that most customary of Arseblog customs. So here we go. *El Boilk* Needing the customary gin and tonics in order to get on a plane and fly those were followed up by a number of bottles of Moritz and a rum or two, I seem to recall. Soon I shall rise, go down town to this old man's bar where they make the finest bocadillo de tortilla francesa con jamon and scoff that with an Estrella or two. Sweet. I haven't really had a chance to see what's going on in the football but I'll give it a bash. Arsene Wenger has called it 'crunch time' at the moment. They are the cockroaches and we must crunch them. Like crunchers. I know what he means though. We haven't really 'performed' in three halves of football (Oh, the humanity) so it would be nice to get back on track tomorrow against Boro. He's also spoken out against a horrendously stupid PFA report which puts the failings of the English national team down to the fact there at too many foreigners. It really is very dull now that all this finger pointing goes on without trying to address the real problems, which we've been through on this site more than once. Personally I think anyone who tries to bring in restrictions on foreign players should be killed, fatally, to death. Theo Walcott reveals Arsene Wenger has asked him to be more aggressive. I can imagine him at home in the mirror practising - "Grrrr, raarrrr". Go Theo. Not much else happening really. I know some people who use BT as their ISP are having some problems connecting to Arseblog at the moment. I really have no idea what's going on, the site and the server are obviously accessible to everyone else so the problem has to be at their end. I'd suggest contacting their technical support but I believe they are to tech support what Titus Bramble is to defending. I hope they sort it out soon and sorry for any inconvenience this is causing. Those of you desperate enough can read the site via RSS or via the Mailing List - or you can use a proxy site, such as www.ninjaproxy.com, to access. Right, time for a shower then off for my sandwich of all sandwiches. Also, because this laptop is so old and clunky any spelling or grammar mistakes will remain in place as a testament to my illiteracy because it takes so long to correct them. Hasta luego, Arsefans.]]> 627 2007-12-08 12:09:40 2007-12-08 10:09:40 closed open arseblog-is-now-a-barcelona-blog publish 0 0 post 0 Boilk http://arseblog.net/2007/12/09/boilk-2/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 10:06:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/09/boilk-2/ Arsene Wenger says it's now a 'tough league' or something. A well placed birdie tells me that it's possible that Bendtner and Adebayor will start today's game. I suppose the rest of the team picks itself. He also talks about Tresor Mputu, the man from Congo who loves the Um Bongo. Apparently the big guns, of which we are one, are looking to sign 18 year old Spanish wonderkid Daniel Parejo. I wish I could care one way or the other. And really that's as much as I can manage. I have to shower, take strong painkillers then go about finding the match in one of the many bars here that will show it. Bar? More drink? Oh, go on then. Come on you reeeeeeeds. Till tomorrow.]]> 628 2007-12-09 12:06:33 2007-12-09 10:06:33 closed open boilk-2 publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal abject but it's not the end of the world http://arseblog.net/2007/12/10/arsenal-abject-but-its-not-the-end-of-the-world/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:47:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/10/arsenal-abject-but-its-not-the-end-of-the-world/ You know what? Losing is completely awful, it's terrible, minging and shit. However, sometimes you have to hold your hands up when the other team merits their victory and there's no doubt in my mind that Boro deserved it yesterday. We were as threatening as an 89 year old woman with a kidney infection who is also blind and has no limbs having had them all lopped off years previously because of a diabetic infection of some kind. We didn't make it easy for ourselves at all when we gave them a penalty after just 4 minutes. Kolo made a tackle that didn't need to be made and Jeremie Aliadiere, of all people, went down in the box and Downing scored from the spot. It was a crap penalty to give away and as much as I love Kolo, and I do love Kolo, his long balls and overall performance would have people vomiting blood out of their noses if it had been Philippe Senderos. We brought on Bendtner for Eduardo at half-time and then Walcott and Denilson for Eboue and Diarra but it made no difference. Without Hleb, Cesc, Flamini and van Persie we were completely toothless from midfield to the strikers. They got their second with about 10 minutes to go when Tuncay put home the rebound after Almunia made a good save from some cunt or other. After that there was no possible way back and you have to say that Boro fully deserved the win. We hardly had a shot, let alone a shot on target, and too many of our players were off colour. Gilberto and Diarra are too similar in the centre and are not even close to replacing the dynamism and creativity of Cesc and Flamini. Eduardo struggled again but I think it's only fair to question why he was shunted out left again leaving Adebayor on his own up top. In the absence of all the others we needed something from Rosicky, the most creative of the midfielders, but again he disappointed and his late goal is typical of the kind of goal he scores - they are rarely important, most often coming to secure a result rather than being the vital goal. The talk this morning will be of the unbeaten record going but perhaps that's not a bad thing. I mean the unbeaten record going, not the talk. A league defeat had to happen at some point and realistically anybody expecting us to repeat what was a unique achievement a couple of years ago is living in the land of dreamy dreams. What we need to do is look at it positively. We're going through a bit of a sticky spell at the moment but we're lucky in the sense that this bad patch does not mean we're falling behind the leaders, only that our lead is being cut. We're still top of the league, still a point ahead of United and if you'd offered people that at the start of the season they'd have bitten your hands off. So let's not get too downhearted and lose the run of ourselves in the wake of this bad result. Of course some other bloggers will scweam and scweam and scweam because they can't understand that Arsenal don't have a divine right to win every game but you should ignore them because they are just shrill cunts. Leaving aside the Steaua Bucharest game, which might be a good way of getting ourselves back on track, it's Chelsea next Sunday and we really do have to dust ourselves down and get some momentum going for that one. We really have to hope that we'll have at least a couple of Hleb, Cesc, Flamini and van Persie back because we're really missing them now. If all of them were back then that'd be even better. Afterwards Arsene wasn't pulling any punches about the performance, saying:
    We lost because we deserved to lose. We lacked creativity and sharpness in our passing, and we were not dangerous enough to come back into the game. Is defeat acceptable? No. Never. But, acceptable or not, you have to take it. It is more acceptable when you think your opponents deserved to win.
    And he's right but there's no point dwelling on it. It was as poor a performance as we've seen in a long time but that happens in football. United lost to a crap Bolton side this season, Liverpool lost against Reading just the other day and now we've lost against a Boro side that on paper we should beat. Football is played on grass though, not paper. How fucking profound is that, eh? Like I say though, we should stay positive and now we'll see what this team and its captain are really made of. Our backs are to the wall somewhat and it's a real test of character with the Chelsea game coming up on Sunday. Right then, once again it's time for some painkillers, another bit of sleep perhaps then out into the sunshine. It's fantastically warm here. Laters all, till tomorrow.]]>
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    A Tuesday morning thingimajig http://arseblog.net/2007/12/11/a-tuesday-morning-thingimajig/ Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/11/a-tuesday-morning-thingimajig/ AW says he doesn't mind if we get a 'major' team in the draw, suggesting he's probably going to play a fairly weakened side. As it stands Sevilla will finish top if they beat Slavia Prague but if they fail to do so and we beat Steaua we'll finish top. I'm not sure it really makes a huge amount of difference though. Last season we finished top of our group and went out against PSV, a team most thought we'd beat. In the year we reached the final we had Real Madrid in the first knock-out round (oh man, what a trip that was) and Juventus in the next say you can't say there's a great advantage playing so-called lesser opposition. Bring them all on, I say. I want Barcelona. Injury news ahead of Chelsea is mildly encouraging. We should have Flamini NDP back, van Persie is in contention but the boss holds out less hope for Hleb and Cesc. Perhaps he's just playing down their chances as part of his strategy to lure the blue cunts into a false sense of security but perhaps it's just that they're banjaxed. We shall see. Gael Clichy says the pressure is on now and that we love the pressure. Personally I can live without pressure and I'd rather be miles ahead and pissing all over the opposition but c'est la vie. There may or may not be more to blog about but I think my wireless subscription runs out in a while so I've set this to auto-publish at 8am. I you're reading this it means I've got no internet access this morning and you should simply make up your own stories for the rest of the morning and to add length, if not girth, to the morning blog. If there's more stuff between the last paragraph and this paragraph then you can simply ignore both paragraphs. If you know what I mean. Laters all.]]> 630 2007-12-11 09:00:39 2007-12-11 07:00:39 closed open a-tuesday-morning-thingimajig publish 0 0 post 0 Top spot up for grabs but Arsenal need to play better http://arseblog.net/2007/12/12/top-spot-up-for-grabs-but-arsenal-need-to-play-better/ Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:46:16 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/12/top-spot-up-for-grabs-but-arsenal-need-to-play-better/ Arsene Wenger is confident we can still win the group, despite it being out of our hands. While it's certainly not impossible for Sevilla to lose out there we'll need to win our game and that'll mean an improvement in performance from the last couple of games. There's been a definite slide in how we've peformed since the great first half against Villa and that slide needs to be unslidden. Yeah. I love making up words. In terms of team news the biggest news is that Jens Lehmann will be back in goal but the manager made it quite clear that this was not related to anything else and you'd imagine, as Goonerholic says, it's a bit like putting him in the shop window and I think Almunia will play against Chelsea. Robin van Persie is back in contention and while I'd be surprised to see him start I suspect he'll get a good run out to put him in the frame for Sunday's league game. Abou Diaby could also play a part but Hleb, Flamini NDP and Cesc (impatient for a return) will still be out. It looks like Nicklas Bendtner will start up front and we could see Senderos, Walcott, Hoyte and others with one eye on the Chelsea game and giving people a bit of a rest. We've qualified and while it would be nice to finish top of the group it's not vital. Sunday is vital. Of course Arsene Wenger will serve his one match ban meaning he cannot directly contact the team during the game, he's not allowed on the bench and will watch the game from the stands. Is he allowed use his mobile phone? I bet him and Pat Rice can communicate telephatically anyway so there's no bother. I have my fingers crossed for a win all the same. In other non-tonight's match news it looks like Mathieu Flamini NPD is being offered an ND of 5 years in duration. Good news, I think. Sometimes it takes a while for a player to show he's got what it takes. I thought his performances at left back in the run the CL final that season were very encouraging and this season he's shown he's the real deal, in my opinion. We've missed him in the last few games and that says it all. Sign up, Matty, you know you want to. At the same time we're being linked with AC Milan's Youann Gourcuff but given our plethora of central midfielders this seems unlikely. Or perhaps given the fact AW is collecting central midfielders it's quite likely. Who can say? Ian Wright says Cuntley Cunt is a 'good guy'. Let's not forget to tell Cuntley how good we really think he is on Sunday. If he plays, of course. Don't forget there's still time for you to enter the competition to win a copy of the Arsenal Opus. Already one Arseblog reader has been one of the weekly winners and all you need to do is get your favourite Arsenal photos and upload them. For more details click here or click on the banner at the bottom of this post. Also, if you fancy a chance of winning two tickets to the Chelsea game on Sunday as well as helping out the Treehouse charity (Arsenal's charity of the season) click here and download the Epac. You've got to do it today though as the competition closes tomorrow. Right so, who's been drawing naughty pictures on the toilet wall while I've been away?]]> 631 2007-12-12 10:46:16 2007-12-12 08:46:16 closed open top-spot-up-for-grabs-but-arsenal-need-to-play-better publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal back on track, now for Chelsea http://arseblog.net/2007/12/13/arsenal-back-on-track-now-for-chelsea/ Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:12:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/13/arsenal-back-on-track-now-for-chelsea/ Back on track with a good, if not always convincing win, but Sevilla's 3-0 win in Prague means we finish second in our Champions League group. With one eye on the Chelsea game we saw Lehmann, Senderos, Traore, Song, Denilson, Walcott and Bendtner all start while there was a welcome return from injury for Robin van Persie. We started very brightly and Theo could have had two before Diaby opened the scoring on 8 minutes when he collected Sagna's cross from the right and turned it home. We pretty much dominated the play, Steaua are not a particularly good side, and went further ahead after 42 minutes when Nicklas Bendtner took a Robin van Persie pass, went past a defender and slid it home. It was a very nice finish and looking at Bendtner during the game he found himself in some great positions but was let down by poor final passes from his teammates. I suppose you could say Theo Walcott was guilty of that a bit but I much prefer to look at the positives of Theo's performance. He looks much stronger, much more confident and although his finishing and passing was off he created some good space to have those opportunities in the first place. Another 90 minutes will have done him good and when he sorts himself out in front of goal he's going to be a real weapon. He also showed an ability to work back defensively that we haven't really seen before so long may that continue. The second half saw them come back into a bit, in particular they exposed the space behind Armand Traore a number of times and they got a goal with about 20 minutes to go. Zaharia's looping header found Jens a bit flat-footed but I suppose you can expect that after so long without first team action. We had more chances to score, Theo again might have done better and a finisher like Eduardo will be disappointed with his half-arsed attempt at a chip over the keeper. They might even have snuck an equaliser with a long range effort that flew just wide but that would, I think, have been unfair on the lads. Overall I think there was plenty to be encouraged about last night and it was important we got back to winning ways. I thought Diaby had a very decent first half and Bendtner showed he can score goals and take his chances when they come. He's got to be on the bench at least for Chelsea and his touch and presence are very impressive at times. It was good to see Robin van Persie back though. He brings so much creativity and unpredictability to the attack. He played a great ball through to Theo for the early chance which went just wide and is prepared to have a shot from outside the area too. The 60-odd minutes he got under his belt led Arsene to declare him 'ready' for Chelsea and with question marks still over Hleb and Cesc that's a real piece of good news. So, second place in the group means we get one of Inter Milan, AC Milan, Porto, Barcelona or Real Madrid. Nice. When you consider the top spot would have us choose from Roma, Olympiakos, Schalke, Celtic, Lyon or Fenerbache there's no question finishing top would have made our life easier but since when has Arsenal ever made life easy when there's a way to complicate it. We beat Juventus and Real Madrid on the way to the final two seasons ago and lost to PSV last year so there are no absolutes in cup football. It might have been easier but it isn't so let's get on with it and have fun. I think I might put some money on it being Barcelona. I have a feeling in my testicles it'll be Barcelona. The draw takes place on December 21st. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    I'm not at all disappointed that we can now draw one of the big clubs. I'm highly confident we can beat anybody. I have great belief in my team and their ability to grow stronger. They are getting better all the time and will be even better in the next round in February.
    The one small fear over the next round is that Arsene's touchline ban could be extended and we'll find out today whether that's going to happen or not. It's odd that it's taken this long, UEFA are usually quite quick to dish out their punishments. Perhaps they're taking lessons from the FA. Now though it's time to put Europe behind us and concentrate on the league again. Chelsea are visitors on Sunday and that will obviously be the focus of the blog for the next couple of days. Already there are headlines about Lampard being ready to gun us down and such and they'll get worse as the days go on. I promise not to make any horrible puns although if I think of one about Cuntley Cunt I'm going to have to use it. I'm sure you understand. Right then. Let the countdown to Sunday begin.]]>
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    Preview of the Chelsea preview + Arsecast 56 http://arseblog.net/2007/12/14/preview-of-the-chelsea-preview-arsecast-56/ Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:30:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/14/preview-of-the-chelsea-preview-arsecast-56/ it's too early to tell about Flamini, Cesc and Hleb. However, I'd be very surprised if at least a couple of them didn't play. That said, with so many big games coming up (like a certain North London derby next Saturday) then there's no point rushing anyone back if they're not 100% fit. Robin van Persie talks about his return from injury and how he coped with being out. I think the general assumption is that he'll start but he says himself he's not ready for 90 minutes so it might depend on who else is back. If we don't have Hleb or Cesc I think he'll start, if we do the boss might be tempted to bring him on from the bench. Robin also thinks United are our main rivals this season. I think United are as a big a pack of cunts as I've ever seen but I suppose I can say things like that while he can't. William Gallas says he's learned captaincy from his previous captains like Marcel Desailly (a man widely respected in the football world) and John Terry (a man widely despised by everyone outside of Chelsea, the patchy-haired cuntbox). With him coming up against his former team, a team he left somewhat acrimoniously, you'd think he'd be extra motivated but he says it's just like any big game:
    It is true that I play against my 'ex' team - but that will be the same if I play against Man U or Liverpool because I just want to win. However, if I were to score the winning goal with my penis and it somehow managed to put Ashley Cole out of the game for 6 months then that would be even better.
    And who are we to argue with that. There are some thoughts on Cuntley's return in today's Arsecast and I'll blog them tomorrow. I might even have some new thoughts that aren't on the Arsecast but given tonight is Friday and I have to attend a Christmas party during which they will force me to drink booze, I doubt that. Very much. Anyway, a slightly fuller preview of the Chelsea game tomorrow including all the up to date team news. In the meantime you can read Martin Keown's - I'm not sure he was in the mood. Starlet, anyone? Is there any club in the world linked with more starlets than us? And isn't startlet a fucking stupid word when you say it a few times. Starlet. Starlet. Starlet. Starlet. It's not a word you'd think describes a good footballer. It sounds more like a pie made from small birds. Anyway, this latest tartlet, sorry, starlet, is some Bulgarian striker called Dimitri Borisovski or some such shit. He's due for a trial and perhaps he can play a game of travel scrabbe with Billy-bob Mputu who was here last week. Right, that's about as much as I can come up with this morning. Now Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's blogchat free Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com, there's some chat about Chelsea, waffle about Cuntley, talk of beer, the Boro and Steaua games, the Man in the Bar has a player history, AWH pops in and there are a couple of other things in there including a brand new feature. So you can stop, collaborate and listen. Yeah. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode56.mp3] And there you have it. I hope your Friday goes well and I shall blog you on the morrow. Not Steve Morrow though. He doesn't like it when I blog him. Hurts his arm, apparently.]]>
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    Cole will deserve all the abuse he gets http://arseblog.net/2007/12/15/cole-will-deserve-all-the-abuse-he-gets/ Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:05:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/15/cole-will-deserve-all-the-abuse-he-gets/ *boilk* Right so, there was good news in terms of injuries yesterday when Arsene revealed that the signs were good for Flamini, Cesc and Hleb ahead of tomorrow's game against Chelsea. There are still decisions to be made though because it can be risky playing with three guys, perhaps four if you include Robin van Persie, who have just come back from injury. Still, even if one or two of them are on the bench it gives us a much stronger and much more creative 16 on the day than we would have had. Ideally though they'll all start and play brilliantly. And score three goals each. In seriousness though you can't really underestimate how important they have been to our success so far this season. Hleb is the creative spark who can hold the ball high up the pitch, Cesc has been firing in the goals left, right and centre and Flamini's prodigious workrate and energy means the previous two can do all that stuff safe in the knowledge they're being protected. The only injury problem is Theo Walcott's knee but he's not expected to be out too long. He should be back by the end of March then. Speaking about the possible return of Ashley Cole Arsene Wenger said he wanted the fans to focus on the team and not on Cuntley. He said:
    I want our fans to be behind our team and not to especially have resentment with Ashley Cole. He did well for the Club for as long as he was here and ideally you want everybody who has played for you to be respected. What is over is over and you have to take a distance with that. He has been educated here, he has done well for us and overall we want him to get a fair reception.
    Which is what any sensible manager would say. He certainly can't say anything which would incite the situation but I think he's realistic to know what's going to happen. He can talk about it being 'over' and there being 'distance' but the fact is Cuntley hasn't played against us at our place since he left. He or Mourinho bottled the last game and when we played Chelsea in the Carling Cup final Cuntley was only too quick to be provocative to Arsenal fans that day, kissing the Chelsea badge and such. I know the manager wants fans to focus on supporting the team but when you have 60,000 who have yet to properly let Cuntley know what they think of the way he behaved when he was supposed to be one of us then it's going to make the atmosphere red-hot. Of course time has passed but at the end of the day nobody carries grudges quite like football fans and it would be wrong to not give him the stick he merits. I would nearly swerve off the road if he wasn't abused every time he touched the ball or one of our players. And you know what? People might say it's juvenile, people might say as adults we should know better but fuck it. Football fans do two emotions very well. Love, and on the other knuckle, hate. That's it. We love our team, we love our players, we'll forgive them misdeeds we castigate others from different teams for, but when they take the love and abuse it like an orphan in a Christian Brothers school then that love turns to hate. So it is with Cuntley. He could have been a real Arsenal legend. He was halfway there but greed, bad advice, avarice, a plethora of lies and downright mercenariness tainted him forever with Arsenal fans. His subsequent biography in which he complained that he wasn't applauded the same way Thierry was on the last day at Highbury proved he was living in a fucking dream world. To me he sums up everything that's wrong about the modern footballer, disloyal, dishonest and absolutely unwilling to accept any responsibility for his own actions. Whatever stick he gets tomorrow will be well and truly deserved, the poxy little cunt. I also hope Sagna tears him a new arsehole during the game too. Right, let's have a look at the other stories doing the rounds this morning. Cesc says English players are in a 'comfort zone' and won't move abroad to play football. I think the main reason English players won't move abroad is because the money isn't as good in Spain or Italy. I guarantee you an average player playing for an average Premier League team earns more than his counterpart in Spain. And not enough of them have the ambition to try and further their careers for the costs of a few quid. Shame, they could follow in the illustrious footsteps of Vinny Samways. Read more of Cesc in the Times. Gael Clichy talks to the Guardian. Birmingham want an answer about Johann Djourou. I suppose with a new manager in charge he's got to know whether or not he can count on him for the rest of the season or if he needs to buy in January. I suspect he'll come back, what with Kolo off to the ACN and all. Tomas Rosicky is looking forward to playing Chelsea while Manuel Almunia talks again about his lack of relationship with Jens Lehmann. If you could remake a sitcom with any two footballers it'd have to be Manuel and Jens in The Odd Couple. Finally, Arsenal's players are donating their wages for the Chelsea game to the Treehouse charity. The Sun has a rather amusing video and if you felt like donating the cause you can do so here. Right, time for breakfast. A big, dirty fried breakfast at that. See ya'll tomorrow.]]>
    634 2007-12-15 13:05:20 2007-12-15 11:05:20 closed open cole-will-deserve-all-the-abuse-he-gets publish 0 0 post 0 1230 http://arseblog.dk/?p=105 212.97.132.102 2007-12-15 15:40:57 2007-12-15 13:40:57 1 pingback 0 0
    Sunday round-up + Diarra wants to leave. Let him. http://arseblog.net/2007/12/16/sunday-round-up-diarra-wants-to-leave-let-him/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:35:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/16/sunday-round-up-diarra-wants-to-leave-let-him/ *supreme boilk* I have to admit to you, one and all, that sometimes getting up and writing a blog is the last thing I want to do. Especially when one has attended the society wedding of the year in Dublin the night previously. There was champagan, wiyan and rumm and goodness me my head, bowels, torso, limbs and organs are feeling it this morning. Thankfully though I have a careful recovery plan. It consists of some kind of fried breakfast, a couple of dozen of the strong painkillers I picked up in Spain last weekend and then watching football all day long. Hurrah. Apart from the feeling like crap bit. And having to fry food. What more can we say about today's game that hasn't already been said? Arsene Wenger says he doesn't want a war and that William Gallas is 'key' for him. Gallas himself says that he wants to win the title so he can show his kids a picture of himself lifting the trophy. Stewart Robson says Arsenal cannot switch off against Chelsea, Adebayor features in the Telegraph and John Terry says Ade was the most difficult striker he faced last season. So that's what the morning papers are saying/reporting/printing and such. I am expecting a tough game, obviously we've been through a little blip but this is a team that can certainly up its performance for the big games. So much will depend on the injured trio and how many are back and whether or not Robin van Persie starts. I suspect Chelsea, if they see Hleb, Cesc, Flamini and van Persie on the teamsheet will know they're in for a game and a half. It's been too long since we beat Chelsea and they are a team packed with horrible cunts that it would be a pleasure to see grimace in post-game glumosity. I'm sure the atmosphere today at the Grove will be fantastic and echoing the manager's and Cesc's call for massive support I think the extra spice of Cuntley's return should make it as loud an occasion as we've heard yet. I am looking forward to this in most forward looking way. Come on lads. Now what else is going on. Well, Liam Brady has defended Arsene Wenger from accusations that Arsenal don't do enough for English football. He says:
    We get criticised for not doing more for the England team, but that makes my blood boil. How many other Premier League clubs have done more than us? From a personal point of view, it is true to say we haven’t produced as many players for the Arsenal first team as we would like, and I am disappointed in myself for that. In terms of the academy, I believe the next three to five years are going to be the best I have seen in this job.
    Quite right. He cites people like Bentley, Sidwell, Cole and Harper who have all been produced by Arsenal's academy and are now enjoying fine top level careers. There are a crop of young English players in the academy now that people have high hopes for and it would be great to see a couple of them make the breakthrough. If they don't though, they'll go elsewhere having received the finest footballing education in England. Lassana Diarra has chosen the morning of the Chelsea game (his former club, of course) to reveal he wants to leave Arsenal. Brilliant. He says:
    We're halfway through December, and I've decided: I want to leave Arsenal. They don't want me. I signed for Arsenal because I was led to believe I was going to be playing, and there would be healthy competition. That hasn't been the case.
    Ok then, fuck off. Seriously, I'm not sure what he wants. He's been unable to get into a team that is currently top of the league, in which the two central midfielders have been playing the best football of their lives, and he's shown he's got as much fight as an armless boxer because he hasn't gone straight into the side. Suggestion for Diarra - next time you get a game in midfield try and raise your game above astonishingly average and you might play a bit more. If not, as I said earlier, fuck off. He was a player I never thought we needed anyway and the Flamster does what he does so much better. Ship him out, I couldn't care less. Right, it's time for a cure then countdown to the match. Here's to a 10-10 draw between Liverpool and United with 6 red cards and three points to us, and if it came in the most controversial of circumstances I could live with that.]]>
    635 2007-12-16 13:35:11 2007-12-16 11:35:11 closed open sunday-round-up-diarra-wants-to-leave-let-him publish 0 0 post 0
    Gallas pops up to haunt Chelsea and we go back to the top http://arseblog.net/2007/12/17/gallas-pops-up-to-haunt-chelsea-and-we-go-back-to-the-top/ Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:46:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/17/gallas-pops-up-to-haunt-chelsea-and-we-go-back-to-the-top/ It's been a long time since I shouted at the TV as much as I did during yesterday's game against Chelsea. It may not have been the classic 'grand slam Sunday' that Sky were hoping for but there was plenty to get involved with from our point of view. William Gallas's 45th minute header against his old club won the game and put us back on top of the table after United beat Liverpool at Anfield earlier in the afternoon. We had the three amigos back, Flamini, Cesc and Hleb all starting while Robin van Persie, not yet fit enough for 90 minutes, was saved for the bench. And you can see what a difference they made to us and the way we play. The team just has more confidence, and why wouldn't it? It wasn't an especially open game, particularly the first half, but that's often the case when the top teams play each other. No matter how much the TV companies build up the hype the reality can be very different. We certainly had the better of the first half though without ever really creating any clear cut chances. Given the history between the two teams in recent seasons it wasn't a surprise to see it become a very physical game. Adebayor was booked for what appeared to be a genuine attempt to play the ball. However, he got Cuntley Cunt's knee instead and the Chelsea players insisted the damage done to Cuntley was deliberate. I doubt it but I'm willing to give Ade the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure he meant to hurt the little cunt. Then John Terry tried to follow through on Cesc when the Spaniard was on the ground prompting a bit of pushing and shoving and a well deserved yellow card for the England captain. Not long after that Eboue burst forward and knocked the ball a bit too far ahead of him. Terry cleared and Eboue went to the block the ball but sadly, truly sadly, madly, deeply sadly, Terry's foot connected with Eboue's studs and although he tried to carry on he couldn't. Unfortunately he wasn't paralysed for the rest of his life but never mind. They spoke about Eboue's challenge afterwards and it's one of those 50-50 ones and again I'll give the Ivorian the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure he meant to hurt the fucking poxy, patchy-haired bastard. I'm not Eboue's biggest fan but I found myself warming to him after that incident. The goal came late in the first half. Cesc floated in a corner from our left, Gallas arrived late in the box, gave Ben Haim a little nudge in the back and when Cech uncharacteristically missed the ball completely it was a simple header for the former Chelsea man. 1-0 to the Arsenal and half time. In the second half they were in it a lot more. I thought we were a bit ragged in the first 10-15 minutes of the second half, giving the ball away a bit too much and letting them back into it. Almunia made a very good save from Mikel, surely one of the most spiteful little cunts in football these days, adding to the couple of saves he made in the first half. Then Shaun Wright-Phillips missed the kind of chance most of us could even score in our sleep, that was a real let off, it has to be said. Eboue ended up being stretchered off after a Joe Cole challenge and Arsene says he has a knee ligament strain so we'll wait for news on that. As Chelsea went for an equaliser they left space for us to exploit. Robin had a great chance which he put over with his right foot, a bad miss but he's been out so long we can forgive him it, especially as they failed to equalise. We had the ball in the net twice. The first time Rosicky was given offside in the build up to RVP's smart right footed finish, which was fair enough, I think. I'd have been unhappy if it hadn't been given offside if the tables were turned. The second time the ref got it wrong, I think. Adebayor was just too strong for Ben Haim and I don't really know why it was disallowed. Wiley obviously thought there had been a foul but it was harsh. Almunia made another good save from a Shevchenko free kick, Cech made good saves from Cesc and van Persie and the game ended in relatively hilarious circumstances when Cesc creamed Cuntley Cunt from behind in their box, Cuntley touched Cesc's face and while he won't want to look too often at his reaction and the overall Eboueness of it, the ref decided to blow up after 5 minutes of injury time and that was that. Cuntley's reaction at the final whistle says it all and he could face an FA charge. Hahaha. And before anyone even tries to criticise Cesc for the tackle on Cole, wouldn't you, as an Arsenal fan, have done just the same? That was the challenge of an Arsenal fan. Thank you Cesc, I love you. Overall I thought we deserved the three points despite what their zombie faced manager thinks. When Van Persie came on we tore them apart a couple of times and I think even if they'd equalised we could have found another goal. It was good to have the three boys back and Flamini in particular was really excellent. He works so hard and is so integral to our football this season. He's not the most creative, he's not the most attacking but without him we wouldn't be as solid a team as we are. Every side needs someone to roll up their sleeves and do the hard work and he's that man for us. Props to Almunia too. He made some good stops and looked very solid in a big game with lots of pressure. Gael Clichy had $WP sussed from the first minute, Adebayor caused them problems all afternoon and the back four looked solid again. So, to the captain. Regular readers will know I wasn't at all convinced by Arsene's decision to make Gallas captain but my cap is well and truly doffed to the manager. He saw something in Galls that nobody else could and while the big complaint last year was that Gallas did all the talking without backing it up on the pitch that's not something you can accuse him of this time around. He's a very positive influence on this young team, they seem to have a great deal of respect for him and his third goal in three home games means the man is winning us points. Keep it up, sir, I am pleasantly surprised and more than a little impressed. The result puts us top of the Premier League again and we responded to the pressure not only of playing a team as good as Chelsea but of that heaped upon us by United going top, albeit briefly, after their win over Liverpool earlier in the day. The team showed fantastic spirit and determination to put to bed a poor record against Chelsea in recent years and while nothing is decisive at this stage of the season it's just going to add the belief that this squad has that they can beat anyone. It's certainly a big result when you consider our next league game is the North London derby. You can read Arsene's reaction here where he talks about Gallas, the game and all kinds of other stuff. The icing on the very delicious cake is for me the fact that Alisher Usmanov attended yesterday's game. He watched it from the Arsenal director's box as a guest of, no, not an Arsenal director, but of Roman Abramovich, who knows exactly the state of play between Usmanov and the rest of the directors. Having previously shown up at Arsenal games with entourages and bodyguards (some of them of rather dubious character) and expecting us to look after them all, Abramovich invites Usmanov. He had to be trying to stir trouble and I'm delighted that we beat them so Abramovich can go home unhappy and Usmanov, I hope, felt as uncomfortable as he should have during the game. Abramovich, who we all hate, is mates with Usmanov, who wants us to like him. Fuck off. Birds of a feather and all that. In other news Arsene says he wants Lassana Diarra to be happy but made it clear the player needs to understand that competition for places is part and parcel of life at a big club. Personally, I think anyone who starts kicking up a fuss after just a few months at a club, when it's obvious to anyone with half a brain why he's not playing, is somebody we need to think very carefully about. There's a great spirit at the club and between the players, it would be a shame for one bad apple to spoil it. Let's see how he plays tomorrow night against Blackburn. Will he perform or will he sulk? That should tell us a lot about his future. Finally, as it's Christmas and Arseblog is the site that likes to give something back to its readers, I've got a nice prize for you to win this week. A collection of 4 Arsenal books. I have got two packs featuring the The All-new Official Arsenal Miscellany, Arsenal Premiership Player Profiles, The Official Illustrated History of Arsenal 1886-2007 and Arsenal Extraordinary Images of an Amazing Club. To win just email books@arseblog.com with the answer to the following question: Whose biography was called 'Addicted'? Was it a) Paul Merson b) Tony Adams c) Igors Stepanovs. You have until Tuesday night to enter and I'll announce the winners on Wednesday's blog. Right then, get entering, as the bishop said to the actress. Or something. The prizes come with thanks to Octopus Publishing. Till tomorrow.]]> 636 2007-12-17 11:46:11 2007-12-17 09:46:11 closed open gallas-pops-up-to-haunt-chelsea-and-we-go-back-to-the-top publish 0 0 post 0 1231 http://jackiemanuelsposse.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/lates-links-179/ 72.232.131.31 2007-12-17 17:19:14 2007-12-17 15:19:14 1 pingback 0 0 Carling Cup, news round-up + win 4 great Arsenal books http://arseblog.net/2007/12/18/carling-cup-news-round-up-win-4-great-arsenal-books/ Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:34:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/18/carling-cup-news-round-up-win-4-great-arsenal-books/ Mark Hughes referencing that in his pre-game talk and some resentment over comments made after our 1-1 draw there earlier in the season. To be honest if we lose it's hardly the end of the world, this is the most expendable of all the competitions we're in so let's take this game for what it is. We've seen before that the youngsters are capable of beating almost anyone on their day and Blackburn aren't in the greatest of form at the minute so it could be a fairly decent match. Eduardo and Bendtner up front will both have something to prove to the manager and if they can get any kind of supply from midfield they're capable of scoring goals. It could be fun. Away fromt that Mathieu Flamini has been talking about the spirit at the club and his future, saying:
    I am happy here, but I am a free agent in January. We have so many games in December, so it is very difficult to be concentrated on this kind of thing as we are playing every three days. I am just focused on every game and for the contract, we will see a bit later.
    I have to say the 'but' worries me slightly. I think the Flamster is a guy we should be fighting tooth and nail to keep, his best years are certainly ahead of him and I would like him to spend them at Arsenal. The Times, in a different article, says his future is in doubt after he rejected an initial deal but then goes on to say our 'rigid wage structure' cost us Cuntley Cunt and Edu. This is the same 'rigid' wage structure that saw Vieira on £90,000 and Henry earning more than any other player in the Premier League. Come on Arsene, sort it out. NDP, NDP, NDP. The Mirror says we'll be offering him a 5 year deal, which we've heard before, but also speculates on the future of Abou Diaby. They make the very good point that Diaby and Lassana Diarra are good friends and we've already had some murmers from Diaby about his lack of playing time. The manager has definitely got some managing to do here. Emmanuel Eboue apparently apologised for not killing John Terry. No, wait. He apologised for injuring John Terry. To be honest I can't quite understand all the criticism his challenge has provoked. He went to block the ball, left his foot in a bit like every player does now and again and Terry got injured. C'est la vie, that's football. It was far from the worst tackle you'll ever see and you'd wonder if it wasn't precious JT the England captain if half as much would have been made of it. As is stands the bloke who tried to cream Cesc out of it not long before he got injured himself faces anywhere between 6 weeks and 3 months out. Colour me fucking gutted. William Gallas says he wants to drink booze, lots of delicious, painful booze, but only from the Premier League trophy. I can't imagine it's the most hygenic thing in the world but I wouldn't be too upset to see him quaff some champagne from it in May.  He also says winning against Chelsea was not about revenge but I'd say it felt good to score the winning goal. His celebration was relatively muted given the circumstances - I'm sure Ashley Cole would have done a shit in the centre-circle if he'd done similar. Arsene Wenger's touchline ban from UEFA could be extended after they increased Frank Rijkaard's for something similar. The Barcelona got a further one match ban and it wouldn't be unusual to see Arsene suffer the same fate. Fingers crossed it doesn't happen though. Don't forget you've got until tonight to win one of the prize packs featuring 4 great Arsenal books from Octopus Publishing. Please note that you only need to enter once unlike the bloke from Gambia who sent an entry every 20 minutes for the entire day yesterday. Not only that he called it 'Areblog'. He, as you might imagine, will not be winning the prize. Yesterday's blog has all the details you need and the winner will be announced tomorrow. The end.]]>
    637 2007-12-18 11:34:44 2007-12-18 09:34:44 closed open carling-cup-news-round-up-win-4-great-arsenal-books publish 0 0 post 0 1232 http://arsenalfcblog.com/arsenal-defend-from-the-front/ 69.89.27.243 2007-12-18 11:56:58 2007-12-18 09:56:58 1 pingback 0 0
    Perhaps he meant 'Dark Arse', the kids tear Blackburn a new one http://arseblog.net/2007/12/19/perhaps-he-meant-dark-arse-the-kids-tear-blackburn-a-new-one/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:23:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/19/perhaps-he-meant-dark-arse-the-kids-tear-blackburn-a-new-one/ What a fantastic cup tie that was. Arsenal went to Blackburn with a squad with an average age under 20 and played pretty much a full strength Blackburn side. And in the first half we played them off the park. All the talk pre-game was about how physical Blackburn would be but they forgot to mention you have to be able to get near your opponent to kick him. The only time it happened David Dunn ran his studs down the back of Traore's heel, the giant-headed cunt. We opened the scoring on 6 minutes when nice play from full debutant Mark Randall down the right gave the ball to Bendtner and he crossed for Abou Diaby to score a rather loopy goal at the far post. Eduardo, who appears to be this season's Baptista due to his Carling Cup goals and not his fatness and slowness, put us 2-0 up when Denilson's ball evaded Samba, the Blackburn defender who I think was playing his first game of professional football. Well, that's what it looked like. The finish was absolutely clinical. And we should have gone in two goals up at half-time and would have done but for the linesman. Derbyshire was clearly offside when he played the ball across goal for Santa Cruz to make it 2-1. There was the fear that the goal would bolster Blackburn and so it proved. They started the second half much more positively, even big man Robbie Savage decided he could put it about a bit against a bunch of kids and when Santa Cruz headed in his second on the hour it could have gone either way. Diaby and Traore celebrate after the final whistleFabianski made some saves, we defended well enough and the game was headed for extra time when Mike Riley sent off Denilson for a rather crude lunge on David Dunn (can't really blame him for that - I'd love to jump in on that giant-headed cunt). Even Arsene admitted it was a red card after the game. Again big man Robbie Savage had to come over and push around some lads half his age and he got a yellow for his trouble when an axe to the throat would have been far more the order of the day. The bottom line is that in 120 minutes playing against kids and 10 men Savage hardly got a kick. Fuck off, you poxbottle. That meant we had to play extra-time with a man less and Blackburn did their best to take advantage of the fact but at times it didn't look like they had an extra man. We lost young Nacer Barazite with what was reported to be a dislocated shoulder. It looked like a bad injury and I hope the young man is ok. Fran Merida came on in his place as we battled the Northern hordes. Just before the end of the first half of extra time Alex Song, who had a fine game overall, came forward and played a fantastic ball through to Eduardo. In front of goal the Crozilian doesn't need to be asked twice and again his finish was top quality and he made it 3-2. With players cramping up in the last part of extra-time it was all hands on deck and we defended gallantly. They threw up the giant Samba and launched high balls into our box, some of which we dealt with, some we didn't at first but did after. Song made some tackles, Senderos made some clearances, Justin Hoyte pulled off a quite fantastic tackle then got up and blocked Pedersen's shot over the bar, Fabianski handled well and we coped with Friedel coming up for corners. Samba even hit the post in the dying seconds with a back post header which probably would have gone in had it been on target but you can't say we didn't deserve the win. The lads, and let's make the point of how young and how raw the majority of them are, showed the most incredible character and desire not just to not lose the game, but to win it. Alex Song had by far and away his best game for the club and big kudos to him for it. He was really good. Lassana Diarra was superb in midfield, his energy, ball retention and passing were first class. Eduardo took his goals brilliantly and beyond that I think every single player out there deserves a huge amount of credit for achieving a great result under very difficult circumstances. Shirts were thrown into the crowd, who really played their part in the win. Well done all you travelling Gooners, you were ace too. You could see how much it meant to the players and they should all be rightly proud of their performances and the result. I know I said before the game it was one of those that if we hadn't won it wouldn't have been the end of the world but the way things panned out I would have been gutted for them if they hadn't gotten the win. All in all it was just outstandingly enjoyable football. It was made only slightly less enjoyable by the constant negativity heaped on us by former Arsenal player Brian Marwood, co-commentating for Sky. Why do so many of our former players take such pleasure in slagging us off on TV. Shut your hole, Marwood, you cunt. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was full of praise for his young side, saying:
    It was a big test. They (Blackburn) made it very passionate and very committed. We had to use our character. When it was 10 against 11 we found the resources to score, and that is really promising for such young players. We have shown quality, we dug deep when it was difficult. We did not give in and we kept battling.
    And that really is the thing. A lot of decent Premier League sides would have let their heads drop when Blackburn got back on level terms and certainly when they went down to 10 men. Not Arsenal though. These boys showed so much spirit and desire to get a result it's just fantastic. And what makes it even better is beating that twat Mark Hughes and those execrable supporters up in that half threequarters-empty shithole. Stick your 'dark arts' up your hole, chum. And there you go. We know that Sp*rs are through to the semi-finals, Liverpool play Chelsea tonight and I think Everton are the other team in the draw. I believe the draw takes place tonight after the Liverpool v Chelsea game. Sp*rs again? I bet it is. Finally for today the Random Number Generator has done it's thing and it's time to announce the winners of the prize packs featuring 4 great Arsenal books from Octopus Publishing. The answer to the question was, of course, Tony Adams and the two winners are Anthony Simeon and Clive Bealing. I'll be in touch with you guys to get address details etc. Thanks to everyone who entered and for your nice messages, sorry there aren't more prizes to go around. Keep an eye out for more competitions soon. Last thing, if you're still looking for a Christmas present Savile Rogue can get you a scarf and have it delivered pre-Christmas if you order this week (UK only, overseas it's too late). Till tomorrow, Arsechums.]]>
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    A plethora of loons with some nice lads in the middle http://arseblog.net/2007/12/20/a-plethora-of-loons-with-some-nice-lads-in-the-middle/ Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:53:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/20/a-plethora-of-loons-with-some-nice-lads-in-the-middle/ John Terry has hit out at Eboue's challenge which left him with a broken metatarsal. See, here's the thing - if you look at it again Eboue is not looking at Terry and is trying to block the ball. Sure, he left his foot in but I really don't think his intention was to do Terry. Compare that with Terry's crude lunge in which he tried to use his momentum to clatter into Cesc when he was on the ground and there's no doubt in my mind which challenge is worse. To me Terry has been well and truly pulled over, breathalysed and then nicked by the Karma Police. Speaking of despicable blue cunts and monstrous lilywhitecunts it seems that our rivals this Saturday have their sights set on Lassana Diarra after the former Chelsea man said he felt let down and expressed his desire to leave Arsenal. You might know that one of Arsene's former scouts, Damien Commoli, is head of football or some shit there and he used his knowledge of Arsene's targets to bring in top quality players to Sp*rs. Players such as Kaboul, Zokora, Darren Bent for £16.5m and Ricardo Rocha. What a success he has been. Anyway, I'd be very surprised if Arsenal sold Diarra and I'd be doubly surprised if we sold him to that pack of shitbags. It will be interesting to see how Diarra behaves if clubs express definite interest in him though. We've had blue cunts and white cunts and we can go back a bit and talk about blue and white cunts as Philippe Senderos praises the attitude and character of the team which beat Blackburn on Tuesday night. He says:
    The attitude of every player was fantastic and this was a great win for us. You can normally say that one player made all the difference, but everyone was fighting and we had players limping at the end of the game for the final 15 minutes. But they stayed on the pitch and fought for the victory. I'm very proud to have been captain of this team and when you consider that Robbie Savage is possibly the biggest cunt on earth that makes it all the sweeter.
    And who amongst us can argue with that? Exactly. Mark Hughes said the team reminded him of United's class of 92 which featured all your favourites like the Nevilles, Beckham, Giggs and Scholes. Which is much better than United's class of 91 which featured some blokes who nobody has ever heard of now because they're all butchers and delivery men having been discarded by Demento. Hughes's compliment was ever-so-slightly backhanded but then that's only to be expected, what with him being the kind of man that would sign and play Robbie Savage. You have to admit that's akin to a man who would have sex with a donkey. I'm not suggesting for one moment that Mark Hughes would have sex with a donkey but you know what I mean. Johann Djourou will return to Arsenal in January at the end of his loan spell. There's been no official confirmation from Arsenal yet but Birmingham manager Alex McLeish said that Arsene wants him back. Which is fairly obvious considering Kolo and Eboue will be gone to the ACN and Djourou will be needed as defensive cover. Young Mark Randall talks about his Carling Cup experience and about how there are lots of young English players coming through at Arsenal. I thought he had a very tidy game the other night and he can be very satisified with his nights work. Not much else happening so I might take a minute to talk about Sol Campbell and the way he has compared the abuse footballers get to racist abuse. Seriously. He says:
    There is no difference for me. It's harmful. They are trying to belittle you and it is downright out of order. I am an international player who has given his whole career to club and country. I think I deserve more than this.
    Jesus, he really is a bit precious, isn't he? I assume this comes on the back of Portsmouth's game against Sp*rs on Saturday when he probably got heaps from the away fans, but what does he expect? He left a club he had pledged loyalty to for their biggest rivals then went on to win titles and cups. Does he really expect them to give him a friendly dig in the shoulder and say 'Oh you big Sol you'? He's mad. To compare getting stick from the crowd for what fans consider to be disloyalty to their club and racist abuse really is pushing it too far. We know he's a sensitive soul - as his walk-off at half-time when playing for us truly demonstrated, the big, fat cunt - but he should shut the fuck up, earn his hundreds of thousands of pounds a month and play football. It's hard to have any sympathy for him at all and if getting some stick from Sp*rs fans a couple of times a year affects him that badly then mabe he should just retire and fuck off somewhere else, the big Mary. Right, that's that. I must away to eat and start recording the Christmas Arsecast. I must point out that it may not be that Christmassy at all. Although if I get really stuck for ideas I might just do a half an hour of Christmas carols sung by Adebayor and AWH. Oh yes.]]>
    639 2007-12-20 10:53:43 2007-12-20 08:53:43 closed open a-plethora-of-loons-with-some-nice-lads-in-the-middle publish 0 0 post 0 1233 http://slutzinc.net/2007/12/20/nutty-thinks-spurs-scared/ 69.89.25.193 2007-12-20 15:11:08 2007-12-20 13:11:08 1 pingback 0 0
    Some pre-Sp*rs stuff + a festive Arsecast (57) http://arseblog.net/2007/12/21/some-pre-sprs-stuff-a-festive-arsecast-57/ Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:05:00 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/21/some-pre-sprs-stuff-a-festive-arsecast-57/ The only possible absentee is Theo Walcott who has got the flu so, for what seems like the first time in ages, Arsene has more or less a full squad to choose from. Given how well the lads on Tuesday night played it's going to mean a very strong bench and some disappointed players sitting right behind it. I think we can probably guess the first XI but Eduardo's goals may have played him into contention, Will Diarra's performance have put him ahead of Gilberto? Will Bendtner's good showing against Blackburn keep him in the mix? What about Diaby? Will the miraculously recovered Eboue get a place on the bench with Hleb moved back to the right? So many questions. Whatever happens it's going to be strongest 16 we've had available for quite some time. The players know what lies ahead. Robin van Persie knows how much this game means to everyone and he'll be looking to get his first goal(s) against Sp*rs as he's likely to start in a 4-4-2 with Adebayor. Our lilywhite neighbours are suffering something of a defensive crisis due to injuries and Juande Ramos has already been on the end of a beating at the Grove this season - however, there's always that danger that a new manager might somehow make things different. Anyway, we'll get more from AW later today and it'll be reported at some stage on tomorrow's blog (which may be posted moments before kick-off due to a pressing engagement with beer later this evening). In other stories Jens Lehmann is unhappy again and has been moaning to Kicker magazine in Germany. Talking about Almunia he said:
    [He]does not have my class. It's very frustrating. When I see the performances on the field, I get angry and I have to clench my fist in my pocket.
    So, when he sees Almunia making saves and being part of a winning team he's angry? Would he prefer us to lose so he can get back in the team? As I've always said I'd be disappointed if Jens, or any player, was happy sitting on the bench but there's frustration with that and then downright mischief which is what we've got here. The transfer window is opening in January and I think for everyone's sake it's best if he goes to play his football somewhere else. Meanwhile Patrick Vieira has been talking about his old team and how he thinks we're one of the top footballing teams in Europe. Poor old Paddy has hardly played in months and whether it's a young guy playing in a way that surprises you or letting a top player go you can't help but think there's no better judge of his players than Arsene. Our young Mexican, Carlos Vela, says he can't wait to join Arsenal. Currently on loan at Osasuna he's someone I am really looking forward to seeing in red and white next season. If you saw him playing against Real Madrid last weekend you can't help but be excited. He's got pace, skill in abundance and that wonderful audacity that youth brings. Even though he finished on the losing side he stood out and I suspect the left hand side of our midfield could be his for the taking once he's settled in. The Champions League draw takes place this morning. My money's on Barcelona. Bring it. Update: It's AC Milan. Lovely. This young Arsenal team will be the one to bring about the end of Milan's old men. Now then, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's festive Arsecast, brought to you with thanks to OleOle.com, we've got AWH, the Man in the Bar, Talkshite radio, At Home with Eboue and more. No blogchat again. Everyone's just too busy these days. At least I think they are. I should ask people then I could be more confident when I say that. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (11mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode57.mp3] Ok then. It's freezing here this morning and I have to go off and do some Christmas shopping. For those of you heading away from web access and work and all that, have yourselves a good festive season. See you on your return. The rest of you I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    We wish you a merry Boilkmas http://arseblog.net/2007/12/22/we-wish-you-a-merry-boilkmas/ Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:11:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/22/we-wish-you-a-merry-boilkmas/ Arsene Wenger says John Terry is a cunt. I agree. Of all the cunts in all the world John Terry is right up there as one of the biggest. And brokenest. Hahaha. The fucking brittle cunt. The greatest gift he'll get this year is crutches. The boss is right when he says longer bans should be made for violent tackles. It's something I've said here for a long time. It's ridiculous that a bloke who pushes another player in the face gets a three match ban while a player who goes in with two feet gets the same. Violent conduct is not a catch-all. It needs to be measured and the worse it is the longer the ban should be. Arsene talks about the Champions League draw. To be honest, despite the European pedigree, I'd much rather play AC Milan than Inter. Yes, they have Kaka who is a wonderful player but I think our young team can bring about the end of the Maldini era and Milan's old men are there for the taking. It's gonna be fun whatever happens and the first leg is Feb 20th. Does that mean the Scousers are going to be in Milan the day before? I wish I had it in me to write more this morning but due to the intense boilk this has been a challenge. I've been up since 8.45am and it's taken me this long to get this much out (this may not be true). Here's to three points today, I'm off to fry some breakfast and then clamber onto the couch. More tomorrow.]]> 641 2007-12-22 13:11:30 2007-12-22 11:11:30 closed open we-wish-you-a-merry-boilkmas publish 0 0 post 0 Manuel for the occasion as Bendtner Nicks it http://arseblog.net/2007/12/23/manuel-for-the-occasion-as-bendtner-nicks-it/ Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:36:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/23/manuel-for-the-occasion-as-bendtner-nicks-it/ Derby days are rarely boring and yesterday was no exception. Not the prettiest, most attractive game of football we've ever seen but ultimately three points for Arsenal, two heroes and a comedy villain missing a penalty. Pantotacular. As nearly all reports have mentioned we never quite found our rhythm in this game. Perhaps that was our own fault, perhaps it was down to Sp*rs being well organised, perhaps it was a little from column A and a little from column B. There weren't any real chances in the first half bar an Eboue shot and an early hook towards goal from Flamini which would have caused Robinson problems had it been a foot inside the post instead of a foot outside. I don't remember them doing anything of note in the first half at all. We went ahead early in the second half with a really quite lovely goal. When you look at the replays again you appreciate what a good goal it was. Cesc picked up the ball in our half and came forward with it before playing it to Rosicky. He took it on and inside a bit then played a little pass back to Cesc who took a touch or two and backheeled to to Emmanuel Adebayor who finished with aplomb. 1-0 to the Arsenal. Still we didn't use that as a platform to dominate the game and I had expected us to cause the makeshift Sp*rs defence more problems. Robbie Keane then hit the bar when it would have been easier to score. Left all on his own at the back post too, some poor defending there. That was a warning and they equalised when Berbatov spent more than 5 seconds not wandering around looking entirely fed-up with things and got between Kolo and Gallas to fire a shot in at the near post. Andy Gray was quick to blame Almunia but Gray, not for the first time in his life, got it wrong. The shot was very powerful and took a deflection which made it go the one place Almunia couldn't have got near it. I know they say a keeper shouldn't have been beaten at his near post but sometimes there's nothing they can do about it - anyone else remember Batistuta at Wembley? Then they got a penalty when Kolo's  rather overenthusiastic lunge in the box got ball then Berbatov but if you go flying in like that in the box you're always running the risk of giving away a spot kick. Up stepped Robbie Keane (apparently on some commentaries David Pleat was saying 'Robbie Keane never misses' - hahaha, thanks you old twat) and Manuel Almunia saved it. And that's what it was. A save. I prefer to think of a missed penalty like one Chris Waddle might take in the semi-finals of a World Cup. Shortly afterwards we got a corner and having just brought on Nicklas Bendtner, the big Dane's first touch was a fantastic header to make it 2-1 to Arsenal. Another great goal - his run and leap followed by the header was awesome and this boy looks like he could be a big, big talent. What's good to see about him is that when he's given chances in the team he's taking them. He's sort of the anti-Aliadiere who could never make a mark despite countless opportunities. Bendtner is saying 'Look what I can do', and it's impressive. After that there was no way back for Sp*rs, too dejected were they by what had just happened to them. Had the penalty gone in it might have been a different story and I was delighted for Almunia who has now played his part in us winning a game. He's been solid all season long but today he made a real difference. In true TV style the cameras cut to Jens on the bench after the penalty save and while his face remained impassive you just know he was seriously conflicted inside. I don't believe he wants Arsenal to lose games but it must really hurt to see the bloke who took your place doing so well. I think the important thing to take from yesterday's game is that we won a difficult North London derby and we didn't come close to playing good football. It is an old cliché but it is the mark of potential champions when you can win games without playing especially well. It's especially pleasing when you can beat Sp*rs without playing especially well and it's even more pleasing when that Mallet-headed cunt Robbie Keane has a penalty saved. Most enjoyable indeed. Arsene was happy too, saying:
    We knew we could win a game when not at our best. That tells you much about our maturity and our mental strengths.
    And there is, as we keep saying, great character in this team. It doesn't always happen, you know. You can have a group of excellent players who just miss that bit of steel to go on and win things. Hopefully these boys realise there's a great opportunity for them to do something big this year and I hope they take it. You can read more of Arsene's post-match thoughts here. I've had a look around the Sunday papers and there's not much else to bring you. AC Milan's Clarence Seedorf calls us the 'best team in Europe' at the moment. It is really going to be a fascinating tie against AC. Champions League experts with such experience and pedigree against the young pretenders. I can't wait. And that's really it. I have to go into town and do some last minute Christmas shopping. And some last minute Christmas having lunch. And some last minute drinking wine. And possibly some last minute watching Barcelona v Real Madrid later. Then we'll see what happens after that. Till tomorrow, my good old friends.]]>
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    Oh keeper my keeper http://arseblog.net/2007/12/24/oh-keeper-my-keeper/ Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:53:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/24/oh-keeper-my-keeper/ Jens has admitted his time at the club is at an end. With Almunia now winning games for us and looking far more settled and comfortable in the side there doesn't appear to be any way back for Jens who, let's not forget, has to be playing football if he wants to play for Germany in Euro2008. Wolfsburg and Manchester City are said to be interested. I have to say despite the silly things that have come out of his mouth in the last couple of months I do feel a bit sorry for him and it's a shame things seem about to end the way they are. I always liked Jens, he was a mad old cunt, and I wish him well wherever he goes. Meanwhile Arsene Wenger has added his voice to the 'Almunia for England' thing that's going on. To be honest the idea of it is mildly amusing but it's not something I could ever throw any weight behind. Manuel is Spanish and if he's going to play international football it should be for Spain. End of story. Still, the boss has other things to say about him too:
    Almunia came here without a CV so he had to make a name with his performances. It was not easy because he had to get experience at a big club. He had never played for a big club before and made some mistakes, but he has gained confidence and calmness. He is a good keeper.
    It will be interesting to see how he gets on between now and the rest of the season. The rest of the lads seem to enjoy playing with him and you can see how much difference that bit of confidence in his place has made. Keep it, Manuel. Nicklas Bendtner appears to be a very focussed young man. Speaking about his ambitions at Arsenal, he said:
    I’ll do whatever I can and won’t rest until I get into the team. That is all I have on my mind and all I think about. I’m staying here no matter what happens. My feelings this year are with the club and I want to play for Arsene.
    He's a confident lad, isn't he? Talking about the boss and using his first name, heh. He's obviously got something about him though and given the right direction, and we know how good AW is at bringing the best out of young players, he's got the potential to become a very good player indeed. Arsene Wenger says Dimitar Berbatov is the new Thierry Henry. I noticed that the other day too. Just like Thierry he stands around looking pissed off and only makes an effort once in a while. Har har. I'm joking but he certainly has more in common with that side of Henry than he does with the great player who scored so many goals for us. Honestly, he really looked like he couldn't be arsed during the game on Saturday. He's got enough quality to make things happen when he does get the ball but you can't help feeling if he had a little more application he'd be a tremendous player instead of a lazy cunt. The Daily Mail hints at us making a bid for him in the January window - I would be very, very surprised. Not much else happening apart from that. We have the game against Portsmouth on Wednesday evening so I'll preview that on the 26th. We'll get more info in the next day or two anyway with regards team news. We're still not sure if we'll see Robin back so maybe Bendtner might get himself another chance to show what he can do. In the meantime to those of you with no compunction to check the internet tomorrow, so full shall ye be with food and drink and puddings, that I would like to wish you a very merry Christmas. Thank you for visiting and reading the site throughout the year, thank you for all your comments and emails that make Arseblog what it is. A great load of internet Arse. Hurrah. Have fun.]]>
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    Merry Christmarse http://arseblog.net/2007/12/25/merry-christmarse/ Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:26:59 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/25/merry-christmarse/ 644 2007-12-25 10:26:59 2007-12-25 08:26:59 closed open merry-christmarse publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal hungry, I'm not. I'm absolutely stuffed. http://arseblog.net/2007/12/26/arsenal-hungry-im-not-im-absolutely-stuffed/ Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:14:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/26/arsenal-hungry-im-not-im-absolutely-stuffed/ The team is hungry and wants to achieve something to prove people wrong. We want to achieve a lot of things over the next 12 months. If we could win everything that would be perfect - but the Premier League is the competition it would be amazing to win. Well, you can't fault the young man's ambitions, can you? I know there are those amongst you who would prefer to see us win the Champions League but for me I'd choose the league title. It's a proper measure of your season against team whose fans you know and can therefore taunt if you do win. I don't know too many AC Milan fans that I can send 'hahaha' texts to. I think the only absentees from tonight's game are Walcott and Van Persie who apparently has some kind of a thigh strain. Fingers crossed it's not too serious. I suspect Nicklas Bendtner might have played his way into the first XI and I'd really like to see us return to the classic 4-4-2 as soon as possible. I know we've had some great results with the 4-4-1-1 (I can't accept it as 4-5-1) I think we're much more dangerous when we play our normal game. Although Portsmouth's form isn't great they are a decent side and it'll take a good performance to get a result. Plus there may be 3 ex-Arsenal players there. Lauren (yay), Kanu (yay) and Sol Campbell (boo). Those people are always dangerous. Speaking of Sol Cambpell - Arsene Wenger has backed his former centre-half about his claims that players get too much abuse. While I think Arsene has a very special position from which to speak out due to the chants aimed at him at some grounds, I still think Sol is a big, fucking Mary. Get your head down and get on with it. Jens Lehmann talks about his possible departure from the club, saying:

    Yes. I have been listening to some offers. But for the time being I can't say anything concrete about it. Someone has apparently called the coach Arsene Wenger at Arsenal. My lawyer has also spoken to somebody but I can't say which club. It's an ongoing issue.

    It seems that the wheels are definitely in motion for January and it would be a big surprise if something didn't happen. With Fabianski set to step up to the number 2 position and young Italian Vito Mannone having just signed a new 5 year deal it seems that our goalkeeping future is more or less sorted.

    There are loads of stories about Almunia for England again but I won't be linking to them. I have to say I find the whole thing a bit annoying. The bloke was given a chance at Arsenal after waiting patiently and has done well enough to see off a hugely experienced rival in Jens Lehmann. His performances have been steady and consistent without being spectacular (penalty save against Keane apart) and the hype machine goes into overdrive suggesting he should play for a country he wasn't even born in. Now, don't get me wrong. I like Manuel, I think he's improving but this insistence on hailing somebody as the next Beckenbauer, Pele or Gordon Banks because they play a few good games gives me a pain in my tits. As far as I'm concerned Manuel should be concentrating 100% on Arsenal and if he continues to do well and improve then he may get a call up for Spain, his own country. End of story.

    The worst thing is the minute he has a bad game the reverse-hype machine will kick in and he'll be 'shit' and 'a clown' again. You just can't fucking win, can you?

    Anyway, that's as much as I've got this morning. Here's to three points tonight and I'll talk to you tomorrow.

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    Arsenal take a point from a game they might have lost last season http://arseblog.net/2007/12/27/arsenal-take-a-point-from-a-game-they-might-have-lost-last-season/ Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:01:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/27/arsenal-take-a-point-from-a-game-they-might-have-lost-last-season/ Earlier in the week Manuel Almunia admitted that Arsenal weren't playing well. That's not really a problem when you're managing to grind out results but at some stage that's going to prove a step too far and so it was with Portsmouth last night. We didn't play very well, they defended very well and for the fifth time at home in the league this season Portsmouth came away with a 0- draw. Not a result we're terribly familiar with but for those unhappy with last night's outcome it's something to bear in mind. It was also the first game we've failed to score in since a 0-0 against Portsmouth at the back end of last season. We started with the same team as the last few games and it was obvious from the start that they were going to be defensive. They had as many men behind the ball as possible when we had possession. Harry Redknapp is an experienced manager who likes his teams to play attacking football but he's also seen his teams ripped apart by Arsenal when trying to do that and he's learned his lesson, I think. It's hardly a surprise that he decided a point from this game would be perfectly acceptable - but don't believe the media when you read them saying Arsene 'slams' Portsmouth's tactics. I mean, read this and tell me where the slamming is. Yes, you expect them to be a bit more open but the fact that teams play like that is no shock. Over the course of the 90 minutes we really didn't create too much. Crosses were overhit, passes went astray, flicks that play others through just didn't come off and while James made a good save from Rosicky about halfway through the second half he wasn't overworked. Gallas missed a chance on the turn but it was Rosicky, who was busy and tried to make things happen in the second half, who could have won the game for us in injury time but his shot just crept wide. Oh well. Not the three points we were all expecting but hardly the end of the world either. Sure, there are some questions you can ask. 'Where the fuck is Robin van Persie?', would be first on my list. Without him we're playing this 4-4-1-1 system which I really don't like. There was no Eduardo on the bench either so you really have to wonder whether or not we might need a striker in the transfer window. We have no idea when Robin will be fit again, the boss obviously doesn't have much faith in Eduardo at this stage and if he's not even going to put him on the bench then you can't help but be a little puzzled. I remember a time when we always had two strikers on the bench, but that was when we had 4, sometimes 5, strikers that the boss knew he could get goals from. Nicklas Bendtner got 10 minutes at the end while Abou Diaby was ineffective in his 25. When the young Dane did come on he made more happen in that 10 minutes than Adebayor did in the previous 80. That's not a criticism of Ade by the way (I do love the morons writing him off as 'shit' after they lauded him for his goal against Sp*rs) just an observation that he's played a lot of football and Bendtner is young, enthusiastic and capable of making things happen. I think it's also perfectly legitimate to question the football in recent games. We haven't really been clicking as a side and that is slightly worrying. With Cesc and Hleb struggling to find their pre-injury form we do look a little toothless. However, again the overreaction to any kind of setback is just ludicrous. We drew a game against a decent side and people are writing us off again left, right and centre. And I don't mean media. I mean some of our fans. I wonder do they ever get any enjoyment out of football at all. I would like to see us go back to 4-4-2 against Everton and that would mean Hleb on the right and Rosicky on the left, Eboue dropped (not because he's been particularly badly but because the others are our best options for those positions) and Bendtner to start with Adebayor up front if RVP is nowhere to be seen again. I think the return to 4-4-2 is important though - that's the way we've always played when we've won things and if Arsene doesn't trust some of the personnel he has to play that formation then surely the answer is to buy players he can trust instead of changing the system. Anyway, overall it would have been nice to get the three points but you can't win them all. You just can't. And if you're not winning them you have to make sure you're not losing them and we're doing that. Let's not forget that United have lost a game more than we have this season so try and put the result in perspective. Afterwards Arsene said:

    I’m not disappointed with Harry Redknapp. He did what he had to do. We faced a problem and we could not find a solution. I would prefer to be in front but one point behind is not a big deal. We have reached December 26 with only one defeat in the league and if we go the next six months without losing again, then we will be champions.

    So no panic from the manager and while there are plenty of things to be discussed I don't think there's any need for panic amongst the fans either. Every team goes through a period of not playing particularly well in a season. I think this is our time and for the most part we've been dealing with it very well. Last year we were losing games, this year we're winning them and drawing them and people are still complaining. Last night's game reminded me a lot of the game against West Ham last season when we got done with a sucker-punch of a late goal, that did not happen this time around.

    What was worrying last night was the sight of William Gallas who had his foot trodden on by Kanu's canoes and later got Sol Campbell's studs to his ankle after he hit his shot over the bar. With Kolo Toure off to the ACN in just a few days time it would be a big problem if Gallas got injured. I was surprised to see him come out again for the second half so fingers crossed it's nothing too serious.

    Jens Lehmann says he'll make a decision about his future in the next 72 hours. Despite our relatively poor performance last night Almunia was impressive again and one save in the first half, despite the Portsmouth player being offside, was outstanding. Meanwhile there are more reports that Sp*rs will make a bid for Lassana Diarra in the transfer window.

    The Mail says that Robin van Persie won't be back until New Year's Day at the earliest. It really is a big shame that he's injured so much. I know we all love him and I know he's been unlucky but at some point you have to start wondering how long you can carry a player who is injured for half the season, every season.

    Right, that's enough of that. Next up is Everton at Goodison Park on Saturday. Previews of that tomorrow and that the next day.

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    Fresh legs needed for Everton - Arseblog's new look http://arseblog.net/2007/12/28/fresh-legs-needed-for-everton-arseblogs-new-look/ Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:14:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/28/fresh-legs-needed-for-everton-arseblogs-new-look/ the club announced he would not be part of the squad to face Everton. With Gael Clichy admitting the squad are feeling a bit tired it would have been nice to get some fresh legs back up front. That said, if the boss wants fresh legs he's got Bendtner and Eduardo who haven't played much in the last little while. Eduardo was supposed to be our post-Christmas 'secret weapon' but he remains a bit of an enigma. Capable of goals but seemingly way off the pace in the games he scores in. It's a strange one. All the same I think Everton is going to be a tight affair and his predatory instincts in and around the area could be very handy indeed. And what of Theo Walcott? His pace could cause them all sorts of problems and he would not slump to the ground praying after getting a yellow card not even Rumpole of the Bailey could argue against. We also have to wait and see about William Gallas whose right foot took a battering against Portsmouth. He would be big loss if he were to be injured but with Kolo still around for the next couple of games it wouldn't be the end of the world. I'd imagine we'll get more team news later on today. It's going to be tough though. Everton are a good side and in good form at the moment. We're going through a bit of a sticky period so it's going to take a performance to get the three points up there. It looks like Jens Lehmann could be on his way back to Borrusia Dortmund, the club we signed him from. Their first choice has been injured and officials apparently flew into London yesterday to discuss a deal. I can't imagine Arsenal will look for any kind of fee for Jens given his age and the fact there are only a few months left on his contract so bar personal terms there shouldn't be too much to complicate a transfer, should there be one. With Jens on his way the Mirror has us linked with a £1m move for Barnsley keeper, Heinz Muller. No, seriously. That's his name. It'd be like us replacing Liam Brady with Paddy O'Murphy. Fucking hell. Fran Merida is off to Real Sociedad on loan. Well, that's what a candidate for the presidency of the club says, it seems Fran has no knowledge of it whatsoever. I am astounded. I cannot believe a potential president of a Spanish football club would simply throw around the name of a young footballer in order to garner votes. What is the world coming to? I mean, imagine the president of Real Madrid saying on TV, two days ago, that Cesc wanted to join them. It is simply beyond the realms of possibility that these people could act in such a way. I mean, that would make them complete and utter cunts, wouldn't it? And the eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed there's been a lick of paint around the place this morning. No harm in freshening things up a bit, kind of like what Arsene will do when the transfer window opens. Oh. Anyway, I think everything should be working like it did before but if you do notice anything odd let me know via the contact link. Now, I'm off to the physio to get my knee checked out as it is still a bit bollixed. More tomorrow.]]> 647 2007-12-28 11:14:04 2007-12-28 09:14:04 closed open fresh-legs-needed-for-everton-arseblogs-new-look publish 0 0 post 0 Wenger puts Diarra in his place - Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2007/12/29/wenger-puts-diarra-in-his-place-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:24:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/29/wenger-puts-diarra-in-his-place-saturday-round-up/ Arsene has been talking about stuff, as he is wont to do. Responding to stories about Lassana Diarra and Abou Diaby (two very good friends who are probably sitting around bitching to each other as they share a packet of peanut M&Ms) being unhappy at Arsenal he called them complete pussies. Well, sort of. He said this:
    I try to make everybody happy, but it is impossible. Why should I come up and give explanations for every individual who is not happy? It is a joke. When you are a professional footballer, competition is part of your job. We are not in a kindergarten here - we are in a job for men. If they join a club lower in the league then they start saying: 'I should be playing at a top club'. You expect competition at a big club.
    Quite right that man and what a gauntlet he has laid down to Diarra and Co. Basically he reckons they're a pack of whining, moaning bitches who need to shut the fuck up and concentrate on their jobs and I agree with him 100%. If Diarra went to Villa, for example (no offence to Villa fans), he'd play every week but eventually he'd complain about not being at a 'big' club. Apparently now they're trying to make it illegal for parents to smack their children but this is the equivalent in football terms of a good paddling. Diarra has just been given a spanking and now we'll see what kind of character he is. Will he be the kind to sulk and call Childline or will he accept the tough love and show us what he's made of? When you read the rest of the article you know Arsene is right, no other club gives young players such a chance. Some of them take their chances and are grateful for it, some of them show some flashes of good play then complain like cunts when they don't get picked because they are as consistent as an Irish summer. Shut the fuck up and play football. Or fuck off somewhere else and stop crying like a fucking little baby, stupid little baby. The boss also called for a clampdown on tackles from behind. Refs have been getting tough on two-footed challenges, and rightly so, but I suspect he's angry at the kind of tackle Carew made on Hleb which was purely designed to take down the player. He had no chance of getting the ball and ended up injuring the Belalalalarussain. I have no problem with any tackle that is a genuine attempt to get the ball, whether it's from the side, behind, front or in some dimension we don't yet know about, but it's obvious when the intent is to play the man and not the ball and that is something the refs should be able to punish. He is also looking forward to David Beckham coming to train with the lads, saying the youngsters can learn a lot from him. For me Beckham has always been a bit of a ponce but a good professional. Sure, he's playing for a pub team now but there's no doubt training with him will be good for some of the players. At the very least they can get tip-top advice on which sarong to wear out on a Saturday night. After revealing that he won't be dipping into the transfer market in the January window he spoke about Robin van Persie being like a new signing. You know, if that boy could stay fit for a whole season he'd score so many goals but sadly he is like the bloke from that film with Bruce Willis who discovers he is indestructible and his arch-enemy is the exact opposite and breaks like a twiggy twig underfoot. Robin is the twiggy twig. Jens Lehmann is a man who has to make a decision and Arsene won't stand in his way if he decides to leave. Speaking about his former keeper Arsene said:
    I will be sorry to see him go but I don't want to take him out of the team and stop him from playing in the European Championship. Once he has made up his mind that he wants to go, we'll see.
    I like the way in the article he says if two goalkeepers got injured the situation would change, heh. He is really the master of the between-the-lines insult. Anyway, it looks like Jens is on his way and that's probably best for all concerned. As I said earlier in the week it's a shame the way it ended because I've always liked Lehmann but the people who accuse Arsene of not being ruthless with his players need to think again. Auf Wiedersehen, Jens, you mental cunt. Right, apart from Arsene talking about stuff what else is there? Well, Tribal Football (who generally just steal their stories from other websites and publications) are reporting that QPR will spend £1m on Matthew Connolly. He's currently on loan with Colchester United, I think, and a move to somewhere which offers him first team football would be hard to refuse. For added credibility it's also being reported in The Sun. Abou Diaby reckons we can win the league and the Champions league this season. That would be cool, I have to say. You know I'm an abstemious kind of person but if that were to happen I might just let my guard down and have a small sherry, or something. Congratulations to Bob Wilson who will be awarded an OBE in the new year's honours list. As well as a fine footballing and broadcasting career Bob has done tremendous work with the Willow Foundation, the charity he founded. Well done, Primrose, it's well deserved. Right, I think I need some toast and some more coffee. Here's to a good win later on, come on you rip-roaring reds. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal not exactly fourmidable but we're back on top http://arseblog.net/2007/12/30/arsenal-not-exactly-fourmidable-but-were-back-on-top/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:30:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/30/arsenal-not-exactly-fourmidable-but-were-back-on-top/ On a day when things went a bit crazy in the Premier League we went back to the top after a rather strange win against Everton. We fell behind in the first half when Everton scored from a corner. It went to the back post, Nicklas Bendtner bounced the ball off his knee which set it up perfectly for Yakubu's head or Cahill's studs to make it 1-0 to the home side. And really the less said about the first half the better. It's a long time since I've seen us play quite that poorly. There was no cohesion, no passing, and while the front two didn't do a lot they weren't helped by getting absolutely no service from the midfield. Eduardo scores against EvertonSo to go out in the second half and score 4 was a bit of a surprise. A very nice surprise. The first came when Eduardo latched onto a long ball which went over the head of Jagielka, controlled it, waited, then just dinked it past Tim Howard. The second was fantastic, Bendtner flicked on Clichy's long ball (heh, long balls = goals, every way is the Arsenal way), Eduardo showed great strength to hold off Jagielka again before finishing superbly inside the near post. We're beginning to see now why Arsene paid all that money. In front of goal he's cooler than a polar bear who has just been given an ice-enema while standing at the North Pole with no fur on. Tremendous. Those were his first league goals for us and when you consider most people would agree he hasn't had a dazzling start to his Arsenal career he's still got 9 goals so far. Not bad. Everton decided they'd fight fire with fire and began pumping long balls towards our defence which, for the most part we dealt with very well. Then as Adebayor was waiting on the sidelines to come on the man he was about to replace, Nicklas Bendtner, got himself a second yellow card for a crude challenge on Andrew Johnson. He was very lucky it wasn't a straight red to be honest and it was a stupid, idiotic thing to do. But then young players often do stupid things, there are some parallels with Robin van Persie's sending off at Southampton a few seasons back, and the measure of Bendtner will come when we see if he learns from it. I'd like to think he won't make another tackle like that again though, it wasn't nice to see at all. Luckily the red card didn't cost us and Adebayor, on for Eduardo then, made it 3-1 after a hilarious mix up between Howard and Yobo. As Adebayor chased down his own flick on the two Everton players dilly-dallied and he nipped in, stole the ball and put it into an empty net. Everton then went down to ten men when Arteta (a player I like, I have to say) was sent off. Now, the game had been getting a bit tetchy, mostly because of the emnity between Cahill and Cesc who was sent off at Goodison a couple of years ago for attempting to strangle the Australian. Cesc and Arteta were running for the ball and Arteta caught him on the side of the face with a raised arm/elbow. To be honest I'm not sure there was a lot of intent there but he had been a bit reckless with his arms previously. There followed a bit of pushing and shoving and the red card for Arteta. Perhaps Cesc made a bit of a meal of it too, although I don't suppose any one of their players would have done us the favour of staying upright and saying 'Carry on, old chap'. And Moyes, to me at least, looks a little silly slagging off Cesc for his reaction after blatant dives by Yakubu and good old Phil Neville, which the ref saw clearly and left unpunished. Cesc and Flamini (can we please give him a new deal? Like pretty please) picked up yellow cards for nothing much (Flamini's 5th so he now misses the FA Cup tie against Burnley next Saturday) and Rosicky came on to protect a clearly fired-up Cesc from a second. And it was Rosicky, the master of the icing on the cake goal, who made it 4-1 with a very smart shot inside Howard's near post after good work from Adebayor and Diaby had set him up. So with United losing earlier in the day to West Ham, who we have next on New Year's day, we go back to the top of the league with a 2 point lead. It is funny, isn't it? After the Portsmouth game in midweek the reaction and bleating from some quarters was so over the top and yet here we are on top of the pile once again. No team has a divine right to win any game. Look at United, 1-0 up against West Ham, they then miss a penalty and end up losing 2-1. I swear you'd have to get armies of Samaritans at the ready if that happened to us, such is the hysteria surrounding any result which is considered less than perfect. Football is not an exact science, anyone can lose to anyone, and while it's always good to talk I'm not sure some results and players really need the in-depth analysis all the time. Afterwards Arsene paid tribute to his team that had to battle hard against an Everton side who made life very difficult for us. He said:
    We battled. Last season here, Everton played a very physical game and they were very direct. And we lost. It was a great result for us, we showed we can battle, we have a great spirit and showed that we can cope with all kinds of challenges - that is always a sign of a very good side.
    And once again we've managed to pull off a very decent result without playing particularly well. And that's also the sign of a very good side. It's clear our play is not as fluid as it has been but peaks and troughs are natural over the course of the season and if you can come through a trough winning or drawing most of your games then you're doing all right. We'll click again but let's not forget the lads have played 9 games in December, that's a lot of football so some tiredness and under-par performances are natural. So, top of the league at the turn of the year, the challenge now is to make sure we're still there in May. Right, looking around at the other stories the Mail is reporting that Arsenal will try and sign a striker in the transfer window on the back of news that Robin van Persie could be out for another three weeks. If it were true that would be a big blow, although not a huge surprise. We should send him to Lourdes. Borrusia Dortmund are making no comment on the Jens Lehmann situation. When asked to comment their only comment was 'no comment' which doesn't make it easy for me to comment so I won't. Arsene talks about Alan Shearer's 'stupid idea', and leaving aside Shearer he does sum up the modern media perfectly. And that's it. I was expecting a bit more in the Sundays about transfers and all that but I can't find anything. So I'll leave you to enjoy being top once again, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Adebayor can hoover - happy new year from Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2007/12/31/adebayor-can-hoover-happy-new-year-from-arseblog/ Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:32:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2007/12/31/adebayor-can-hoover-happy-new-year-from-arseblog/ Fran Merida going back to Spain on loan are true. According to a source 'close to Merida':
    This is definitely just a temporary switch as Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger thinks very highly of Fran. It was decided that it was the best thing to help the kid’s development for him to go on loan for six months. But Fran will be coming back at the end of the season and he’s confident he will stake a claim for a first-team place next season.
    Real Sociedad are currently in the Spanish second division and managed by former Fulham boss Chris Coleman, who is taking time off from the mustard business to try and make it in football. They're in 6th place in the league and promotion is expected so it could be fun for him over there. Meanwhile Emmanuel Adebayor has got Arsenal fever. Oooh baby, that's the kind of fever I like. The Togonator says:
    I am a Gunner for life and I want to stay as that. I am enjoying London. The fans are great so why look elsewhere? I’ve always had a soft spot for Arsenal and many people in Africa support them so I also caught that fever.
    It is funny how opinions are so divided on him. He's scored nearly as many goals in the first half of this season as he did in the whole of the last one yet people still give him grief. He's quite obviously improving, what more do people want? Perhaps they would like him to come to their house after each goal, do the hoovering, make the dinner, walk the dogs, change the cat litter and perform all the other chores that nobody likes doing. Even then they would say 'Well, it takes him three pushes of the hoover to get all the dirt up off the floor. I wish I had a world class hooverer'. At the moment Adebayor is a upright Dyson and long may it last, you moaning bastards. Arsene Wenger says he has no problem with Arsenal playing a more 'direct' style of football and neither do I. The one thing we were constantly criticised for last season was being a bit too arty-farty and fannying around with the ball too much. Now with Adebayor and Bendtner up front and an opportunistic poacher like Eduardo we can mix it up a bit, as witnessed against Everton. You have to laugh at Moyes trying to criticise saying Everton played all the football and Arsenal just lumped it. Get fucked you mad-eyed Scotch cunt. We played football last season and ended up losing to your hoofing cloggers. I love the nice football, the slick passing, the movement and all that stuff, but I love goals more and I don't really care if they go in off Adebayor's nozzle, once they go in. Away from Arsenal for a second it seems Alan Smith has amnesia. Let me remind you, Alan, you're a fucking evil little blue-lipped pig. I hope that helps. Mikel Arteta says he doesn't blame Cesc for his sending off, preferring instead to call the referee's decision 'shit'. I can live with that, professionals know what the game is all about, and he's not a big whiny bitch like his manager. He's a good player Arteta, could do a job for us I reckon. Could Arsenal's need for a striker due to Robin van Persie being brittle like a kid on a documentary who has brittle bones and falls over and breaks really easily bring about the early arrival of Carlos Vela from Spain? It could, you know. And that's really about it. We've got West Ham tomorrow at the Grove. They'll be on a high after beating United so hopefully we can bring them back down to earth. It'll also mean the return of Freddie who I'm sure will get a good reception. His last couple of seasons with us weren't his best by a long shot but that man scored some goals for us and was a big part of our successes under Arsene Wenger. So, it just remains for me to thank all of you who have visited the site in 2007, I wish you all a very happy, peaceful and prosperous 2008, and I'll talk to you next year. Have fun.]]>
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    Happy new year and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/01/01/happy-new-year-and-other-stuff/ Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:43:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/01/happy-new-year-and-other-stuff/ For today's game Bacary Sagna, who has been looking a little tired, is rested while Gilberto is also absent with sickness/not being injuredness so he can't not move somewhere else, or something. Arsene Wenger talks about Eduardo and compares him to Robbie Fowler, but without the line sniffing. He also talks about Kolo's absence due to African Cup of Nations duty. We will miss Kolo but perhaps not as much as everyone thinks. Freddie's looking forward to coming back. That's fine, just don't score against us. If you do I may have to hunt you down and kill you. And you don't want that. And I don't want that. I'd rather just sit in my chair. Carlos Vela is now with Arsenal. Everton want to sign Lassana Diarra, according to the Mirror. Whatever. I'm finding it very difficult to give a shit about a player who has hardly been with us 6 months and is moaning and griping to the press about how he can't get into a winning side. If we make a profit I'll be happy enough. Ok, let's keep our fingers crossed for 3 points today. I must have morphine patches. See you tomorrow. Ouch.]]> 651 2008-01-01 13:43:03 2008-01-01 11:43:03 closed open happy-new-year-and-other-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 All two easy as Arsenal stay top of the pile http://arseblog.net/2008/01/02/all-two-easy-as-arsenal-stay-top-of-the-pile/ Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:12:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/02/all-two-easy-as-arsenal-stay-top-of-the-pile/ That's as comfortable a 2-0 victory as you're ever likely to see. An opener after barely a minute, some mild danger from the opponents, then another goal after 18 minutes and you knew there was no way West Ham were going to repeat their heroics of a few days earlier. Eduardo got the first and it was the kind of goal I suspect Arsene Wenger bought him for. Cesc crossed from our left and the Crozilian controlled it on his chest, swivelled and fired it past Robert Green. Arsene described him afterwards as a 'clinical finisher' and that was his 10th goal of the season. He still looks like he might need to bulk up a bit to improve his general play but he's now really beginning to show why we spent as much money on him as we did. The second came when Gael Clichy (who was top class again) played a lovely long pass between the two central defenders and Adebayor, who is really very quick, got ahead of them, nodded the ball past the onrushing Green, then just before it was going out of play and from a seemingly impossible angle he clipped it with his left foot, it went past the defender who was trying to get back, hit the far post and went in. Look and see (via 101greatgoals.com). He's scored some good goals this season and this was another one. There wasn't a whole lot more to the game really. West Ham were pretty toothless (Freddie lasted about half an hour before picking up another injury and he left the field to a warm reception from the Arsenal fans) and we didn't give them too much trouble. Green saved from Rosicky, Adebayor lobbed one not far wide and Theo Walcott showed a glimpse of what he's about with a fantastic turn away from the defender but sadly his shot wasn't of the same quality and it was easy for Green to get hold of. However, it did look like we're beginning to get a bit more of the old fluency in our game back which augurs well for the games ahead. Afterwards Arsene said:
    We were quite comfortable in the second half and overall this Christmas period has been absolutely great for us because we had four difficult games and we come out with one draw and three wins. If you add Chelsea - four wins and one draw. We have belief, we have talent, we are ready to fight. This team is hungry.
    Which is good because the fans are hungry too. I could eat a great big trophy right now. Mmmmm, crunchy. The boss talks about preferring to be 'hunted' than doing the hunting and I'd rather be two points ahead than two points behind, no question about it. United and Chelsea are grinding out the results too (I wonder will James Lawton, so critical of Cesc's reaction to actually being hit in the face, write a piece condemning Michael Ballack for his second penalty winning dive in as many games. I doubt it) so there's a big scrap ahead in the next few months. Bring it on. Our next league game isn't until the 12th when we entertain Birmingham but there are a couple of cup games before that. We've got Burnley away in the FA Cup on Saturday before we have the first of the Carling Cup games against Sp*rs. I suspect we'll see some rotation of the squad in those games to keep people fresh for the league and it'll be a chance to enjoy some games without the same amount of pressure as the league. We also say goodbye to some of our African players. Kolo, Eboue and Alex Song will all be going to the African Cup of Nations and we probably won't see them for 5 or 6 weeks. I suppose it would suit us if their countries did really, really badly so they could come home early. Perhaps we should have installed Steve McClaren as manager of the Ivory Coast, curses. After the West Ham game though the boss did say he wasn't going to dip into the transfer market to cover the absences. We do have Johann Djourou back from his loan spell at Birmingham, Matthew Connolly is back from Colchester (although he could be on his way to QPR) and if there are any injuries to the centre-halves I suppose Gilberto can fill in if required. The transfer window is open and there's the possibility we might lose a player or two. Lassana Diarra is still unhappy and there is genuine interest in him from a number of clubs, Portsmouth and Everton in particular. Jens will have to sort his situation out as well but we'll bring you news on those things when they happen. Right, that's about all I've got this morning. It's time to dust off the cobwebs and get back to work, boooo. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Transfers transfers transfers http://arseblog.net/2008/01/03/transfers-transfers-transfers/ Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:10:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/03/transfers-transfers-transfers/ William Gallas doesn't believe Arsenal need to dip into the market to cover the absences of Kolo, Eboue and Song. He says:
    I don't really expect us to sign anyone. I think everything is fine. Kolo is very important for the squad because he is very strong. But we have good players in the squad and someone else will be able to play.
    The two Swiss defenders will be looking to take their chances when they come having struggled for form this season. Philippe Senderos and Johann Djourou are both capable players but both still very young for centre-halves and I suppose apart from goalkeeper it's the one position where mistakes are most likely to be punished. There's speculation about some of our players going out too. Mathieu Flamini has yet to sign a new contract and is now at a stage where he can quite legitimately broker a Bosman deal with another club. Juventus are said to be sniffing around and I have to say the situation is worrying me a bit. There's every chance he could leave the club in the summer and after the way he has established himself in the team this season that would be a real shame. Meanwhile Barcelona are said to be fluttering their tranny eyelashes at Alexander Hleb. A spokesperson for them said:
    Hleb is an interesting player whom we have watched many times but any new signings will be at the end of the season.
    It seems they're looking to replace Deco and would give him that central role he likes so much. Anyway, at this stage it's all speculation. Elsewhere Arsene Wenger is looking at a load of Spanish keepers, Matthew Connolly has joined QPR for an undisclosed fee (good luck to him there), while Jay Simpson will see out the rest of the season on loan at Milwall where he has scored 3 goals so far. Speaking to L'Equipe Arsene Wenger has called Gael Clichy 'awesome', 'rad' and 'sick, innit'. In seriousness though the young man has been fantastically consistent this season and is now beginning to add something to the offensive part of his game. He's a bit John Jensen in the way he's yet to score for the club but one of these days one of those forward runs will see him clatter his way through and poke home his first. Defensively he's been first class this season as well. The boss has also spoken about Theo Walcott who in two years at the club is yet to score a Premier League goal. Given the fact he's only 18 years of age I don't think that's really a worry, to be honest. Theo strikes me as the sort of player who still has a bit of growing to do physically and when he does that he'll become a real asset. I think as well as that we've come to expect young players to all be like Cesc whose development was freakishly early. Give him time, I say. Time. That article also references the Carlos Vela story from a couple of days ago. Right, not much else to talk about this morning. I suppose I had best start getting things ready for the first Arsecast of 2008. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Jens is off. Oh no he isn't. Oh yes he .. shut up. Arsecast 58 http://arseblog.net/2008/01/04/jens-is-off-oh-no-he-isnt-oh-yes-he-shut-up-arsecast-58/ Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:37:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/04/jens-is-off-oh-no-he-isnt-oh-yes-he-shut-up-arsecast-58/ rumours that officials from Borussia Dortmund had flown to London to discuss a signing and that was followed by news that the German club had announced a press conference for today, leading many to put two and two together and coming up with Jens. Later in the afternoon though some early team news for tomorrow's Sunday's FA Cup game trickled through in which Arsene Wenger said 'I think Jens Lehmann will be involved'. Obviously we'll find out more today when that Dortmund press conference takes place but it does look like it's the end of Lehmann's Arsenal career. As I've said before it's a shame it's ended on a sour note but were he to spend the rest of the season on the bench behind Almunia I suspect it could get even more bitter. Update: The Times says he's staying because Dortmund didn't want to meet his wage demands. Does he want to play football or get richer? How odd. At this point in his career what difference does it make? Going back to the team news it seems we're going to be reasonably strong against Burnley as most of the 'first teamers' will get a rest against Sp*rs in the Carling Cup. Although Gallas and Clichy will be rested, Sagna is back and Kolo and Eboue could feature in their last game before the ACN. Eduardo could start again and now that he's got his first league goals under his belt he's promising more. He talks about the clinical finishing he's becoming famous for, saying:
    Once a chance comes to you then all there is to do is to be calm and focus on scoring - it sounds simple, but that is all.
    Which kind of reminds me of Monty Python's 'I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net'. I wonder will he open a boutique any time soon. He's also spoken highly of Luca Modric (without quite exhorting the manager to buy him like the reports say), a player we have definitely had on our radar for quite a while now. Robin van Persie could be back for Birmingham. Or not. I'll believe it when I see it. There'll be fuller team news later today and I shall bring it to you in tomorrow's blog. Now, time for the Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, I talk to the Man from East Lower about stuff, there's a recap of what's happened since the last Arsecast, the Man in the Bar has a player history and some other stuff too, I think. I'm not quite sure. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode58.mp3] And there you go. Have fun, talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Diarra and Lehmann's futures doubtful - Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/01/05/diarra-and-lehmanns-futures-doubtful-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 05 Jan 2008 10:44:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/05/diarra-and-lehmanns-futures-doubtful-saturday-round-up/ <arseblog brain>: "Not pass lips, eh? We can still do it intravenously!" Shut up, brain, you bastard. I hate my brain sometimes. Right, well there's all kinds of things going on this morning so we might as well crack on. As usual on a Saturday morning it's mostly the boss talking so here it all comes. Jens Lehmann's future is still up in the air a bit. Dortmund, having had their press conference to announce two other players, say they're 'cautiously optimistic' about signing the keeper. Arsene Wenger says he won't stand in his way and respects the way Lehmann has acted. He really is the most diplomatic man alive when he wants to be. Arsene, not Jens, obviously, who will play in goal for us tomorrow in the FA Cup. Jens, not Arsene, obviously. Lassana Diarra was not bid for by Spurs, or anyone else for that matter, and while Arsene wants him to stay he's not being terribly definitive about the subject, saying:

    I would love to keep him. You don't make a player come on August 31st and then want to sell him on January 1st. I want to keep Diarra but we'll see.

    It's a strange situation. On one hand you have somebody like Flamini who has always been a fighter and has come back to make himself an important player after missing out on most of the second half of last season. Then you have a bloke who's been at the club just a few weeks before he announces he wants to leave again. Does that willingness to give up so easily transmit itself onto the pitch when you need people to stand up and be counted? That's the worry for me. You know you'll get 100% from Flamini. Diarra is obviously a good player but in terms of character he strikes me as suspect. I wonder would Arsene be as desperate to keep him if the Flamster had signed a new deal by now. Diarra will play against Burnley tomorrow. Others in the mix are Denilson and Diaby. Hleb and Adebayor miss out through injury, Clichy and Cesc are rested while Theo faces an injury test on his shoulder. It looked like he'd done it some damage in the last game so fingers crossed he comes through ok. David Beckham is training with us but the boss says it won't be a circus. Whatever you think about his club affiliation there are young players at Arsenal that could learn a lot from somebody as professional as Beckham. There's a video of it floating around somewhere and he looks a bit like the new boy at school. Finally for today you might remember last year Arseblog won Best Sports Blog at the 2007 Bloggies. Well, nominations for 2008 are open and if you felt like nominating Arseblog again this year that'd be great. Winning last year really upset some wanky American football site so let's see if we can do it again. I think you only need to nominate in the sports blog section (unless you have other favourite blogs you want to nominate too) so there's no need to fill out every single one. It does say you need to nominate 3 blogs in total though, so I assume that's across the categories. Update: No, you can nominate 3 sports blogs if that takes your fancy. I'll leave you clever folk to work it out though. Cheers all. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Burnley preview - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/01/06/burnley-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:45:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/06/burnley-preview-sunday-round-up/ the boss says Chelsea will be most affected by the African Cup of Nations but says Arsenal's absences cannot be used as an excuse if we fail to win the title this year. Quite true, everyone knows the score when you buy African players so there's no point complaining about it. I was a little curious as to why Arsene said he'd consider them as if they were injured. Can't he just consider them as fucked off to the ACN? In that same article he talks about the FA Cup, his approach to it and the way he views transfer window signings. One possible signing is 15 year old Luke Freeman from Gillingham. Another one to add to the academy. Cesc was interviewed by AS, the Real Madrid friendly Spanish newspaper, and as usual there was some stuff about Madrid and he was as diplomatic as ever. He did talk about how awesome Arsene Wenger was though and that's why I'm linking to it. Former Arsenal player Stewart Robson talks about our 'cup kids'. Not much else to talk about really. I suppose I should mention the Carlos Vela thing. Having been given information in good faith by somebody the other day it turns out that Arsene says he won't be coming till the end of the season. I'm sure most of you know already I wouldn't post something like that unless I thought it was true so if it's turned out not to be the case I apologise to you all and I am currently thrashing myself in pennance. Bad Arseblogger, that's it. Bad Arseblogger. Oooooh yeah. Until tomorrow, self-thrashers.]]> 656 2008-01-06 11:45:06 2008-01-06 09:45:06 closed open burnley-preview-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 1239 http://gunnersing.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/blah/ 72.233.44.26 2008-01-06 13:38:22 2008-01-06 11:38:22 1 pingback 0 0 Eduardo makes the difference http://arseblog.net/2008/01/07/eduardo-makes-the-difference/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:33:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/07/eduardo-makes-the-difference/ Arsene Wenger has never lost a 3rd round FA Cup tie and he continued that record yesterday with a decent win over a decent Burnley side. As expected we rested lots of players but even still there was no room in the 16 for want-away Lassana Diarra. More on that later. Jens was in goal for what might be his last Arsenal game (more on that later too) and he didn't get near a great Burnley chance after about 5 minutes when their lad smashed a header off the crossbar. That was a real let-off for us and they do say that 'smaller' clubs need to take their chances against the big boys and so it proved when Eduardo put us ahead just a couple of minutes later. Kolo dinked a nice ball over the top, Eduardo ran onto it and despite the close attention of the defender kept his cool and slid it past the keeper. 1-0 Arsenal. Gilberto had a header which cannoned around before being cleared off the line and Nicklas Bendtner had an overhead kick saved by the baggy-pants keeper. All the while Burnley played some decent football without really causing us too many problems. Into the second half then and the home side were reduced to 10 men when Kyle Lafferty was somewhat harshly, I thought, shown a red card by Alan Wiley. I thought it was a genuine attempt to play the ball and while it was slightly over the top of the ball (which he got some of too) it wasn't two-footed like some of the challenges we've seen recently. Yes, he caught Gilberto who isn't one for overreacting but I'd have been very unhappy if one of ours had been given a red card for that. It seemed to bolster Burnley though as for about 10 minutes afterwards you'd have thought it was us with 10 as they kept possession, played some nice stuff and had us halfway on the backfoot, if that makes sense. Eventually the extra man, and the extra quality began to count. Eduardo should have had his second but he shot just wide and then the Crozilian turned provider, picking out Bendtner's fine run with a lovely pass and the young Dane took it away from the keeper and finished to make it 2-0 and to secure the game for Arsenal. There's no question Eduardo is really having a big impact now, perhaps there's something to this 6 month settling in period after all. To be honest we didn't really click yesterday. Too many players were off colour and Burnley played well, as Arsene pointed out. I have to say Abou Diaby is worryingly lazy at times and really does dwell far too long on the ball. He and Lassana Diarra are big mates so you wonder if Diarra's discontent is having an effect. Also, while we will certainly miss Kolo Toure when he goes to the ACN the same cannot be said of Eboue who really was appalling yesterday. I struggle to see what he brings to this Arsenal team. There's no doubt in my mind Diarra is a better player and could do a better job on the right hand side but there's something odd going on there. Before the game the manager said Diarra would be involved and then all of a sudden he's not even in the squad - and let's be fair the bench was very youthful yesterday. It could mean that a deal to sell Diarra has been done, it could mean that he's being punished for acting out of turn. Who knows? The unfortunate thing is that Diarra is a good player, he's a full French international, long term he's a great replacement for Gilberto, he can play the Flamini role, and has shown a lot of promise in his short time at the club. However, that's tempered with the knowledge that he's obviously impetuous and hot-headed when you consider the comments he's made after just a few months at the club. I can understand why Arsene wants to keep him but there's definitely an issue that needs to be resolved one way or the other. One way is he gets his head down and works hard to earn a place in the team, the other is that we sell him. Which will it be? Positives though were that Eduardo is continuing his good form and he seems to have worked up a decent partnership with Bendtner who, despite being off the pace a little bit, showed again that he can get you a goal. Philippe Senderos had a solid game at the back, which he'll need to get under his belt with Kolo's absence kicking in, Bacary Sagna was fantastic again, and when you think about the fact we had nearly a whole team missing/rested/injured it's good to know we can win games like that. Jens kept a clean sheet on what may have been his last Arsenal appearance. Afterwards the boss didn't know if that was the case, saying:
    We'd like him to stay but I've said many times, the ball is in his court. If he decides to go I don't want to close the door for him because of the European Championship.
    We heard earlier in the day that Jens was going to make a decision in a couple of days, describing it as 'difficult'. The man has his family to consider, his children's schooling and such, as well as what's best for him in a football way. You have to think from a football only perspective the move to Dortmund is the right one but then we have to remember footballers have real life to deal with as well. No doubt we'll hear more on this during the week. So, with passage to the 4th round of the cup safely navigated we can now concentrate on Wednesday's game against Sp*rs in the Carling Cup. More on that in the next couple of days. So, how was your weekend then? Better than Cuntley Cunt's, I'd imagine (hahahaha).]]>
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    It's all about Eduardo, mostly http://arseblog.net/2008/01/08/its-all-about-eduardo-mostly/ Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:40:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/08/its-all-about-eduardo-mostly/ Kolo Toure has been full of praise for the Crozilian, saying:
    Eduardo's finishing is unbelievable. It seems that every time he gets a chance he scores - and he also manages to score at very important times for us. His composure is outstanding when he is in front of goal.
    He is so composed that it was genuinely a bit of a shock when he missed the two chances against Burnley. At least we know he's human and not a Crozilian Automatronic Goalbot2008©. Then Eduardo himself reckons that his experience of the games Dinamo Zagreb played against their big rivals, Hadjuk Split, will stand him in good stead for the upcoming games against Sp*rs. He says:
    The matches are similar and both full of intensity - but the fans in the North London derby seem to be more civil to one another, while in Croatia the segregation has to be very strictly enforced. I think my experience in matches like this does help when we come up against the likes of Spurs, so I'm looking forward to the Carling Cup game and hoping to feature again.
    I'm sure he will feature again but he makes a good point about crowd segregation. Couldn't we put away fans in some kind of cage or a pit? I think I'll write to the club at once. With RVP still out injured I'd imagine it'll be Bendtner and Eduardo again against Sp*rs tomorrow night. I don't think Adebayor will be risked so it does leave us a bit short in terms of striking options beyond those two. Theo Walcott will probably play on the right wing if he's fit so we have to hope they can do the business. The final Eduardo story is that of a dispute between himself and Dinamo Zagreb's vice-president Zdravko Mamic. Mamic said some things, Eduardo said some things back. Then Eduardo launched a long range tactical missile which missed Mamic's house and flattened a nearby orphanage. He apologised for the collateral damage but insisted this was part of modern warfare. For his part Mamic has sent a team of megaNinjas to London to give Eduardo the kind of beating he won't forget in a hurry. Boys will be boys, eh? The draw for the 4th round of the FA Cup was made. We'll have a home tie against either Stoke City or Newcastle United. If it is Newcastle it would mean two home games against them in the space of three days as we play them on the Tuesday night in the league. Therefore I hope it's Stoke. There's only so much a man can take of Sam Allardyce and his disgusting gum chewing. And that's really about it. Told you it was quiet.]]>
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    Carling Cup Preview - Diarra on his way? http://arseblog.net/2008/01/09/carling-cup-preview-diarra-on-his-way/ Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:25:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/09/carling-cup-preview-diarra-on-his-way/ Lukasz Fabianski will play in goal again. He's looking forward to it, saying:
    It is a big, big game for me, the fans and for everybody who is a Gunner. It will be another chance to show my ability and how I am looking. I am ready for that and cannot wait. For the Arsenal fans, it is a big thing to win against Tottenham.
    I suppose with Jens having one foot out the door this is a good chance for Fabianski to show he can step up to the plate when required. With the club having handed young Italian Vito Mannone a 5 year deal before Christmas the thinking is that Fabianski will deputise for Almunia with Mannone as third choice, no matter how many veteran keepers we keep being linked with. Who exactly plays in midfield will be interesting. Lassana Diarra is the obvious choice to partner Denilson but there was no sign of him on Sunday, raising speculation about his departure from the club. Newcastle, Portsmouth and Lyon are all said to be interested. You'd have to think if he doesn't figure tonight his Arsenal career is probably over and then when you read his history and the fact he's had trouble at nearly every club he's been at it's no real surprise. As has been mooted elsewhere it might be a good idea to loan him out until the end of the season with doubts still remaining over Flamini's future and the long term usefulness of Gilberto. We shall see. Clubcall (not the most reliable of sources, I know) claims he's been left out of the squad for tonight's game. The Mirror says we want £6m for him which is holding up any move. Update: There's no Diarra in the 16 man squad for tonight. Cheerio, fella. Eduardo is likely to play up top tonight and Arsene seems to have been spot on when he said he'd be our 'secret weapon' in the second half of the season. Not so secret but certainly a weapon. Eduardo is not so much a blunderbuss or a cannon. He's kind of like Zorro, one moment your upper garments are fine, the next there's a great big fucking Z slashed into them and you're wondering how the hell he did it. The boss says:
    He had an outstanding December. If you look at the numbers, he has 14 starts, 11 goals. That is top, top numbers for any striker anywhere...exceptional. What struck me on Sunday at Burnley is not the goal he did score, but the one he didn't score. That shows you how big an improvement he has made in our minds because every time he is in front of the keeper you expect him to score.
    I think that was a very common feeling after the game against Burnley and it is a real measure of how much he's improved. With a bit more work on his all-round play and when he gets even more used to the physical side of the game in England he could be even better and that's a frightening thought. Not for us. For us it's a sexy thought but for other teams it's as frightening as Phil Collins becoming your step-dad and singing you lullabies to get to sleep every night but instead of 'hush little baby' it's 'Su-su-sudio'. Another striker showing us what he can do this season is Nicklas Bendtner. There's always a feeling he could do more in games but then you look at Jeremie Aliadiere who chased and harried and ran about the place and couldn't score into a 50 foot goal while Bendtner's more relaxed approach brings goals. As long as he's scoring I don't suppose we can complain too much. He talks about how awesome he is and how awesome the boss is here. Alan Smith (ex-Gunner, not fucking evil blue-lipped Yorkshire pig) writes about the academy, Steve Bould and the young English players being produced. Interesting article, well worth a read. Away from domestic matters Roma's Francesco Totti is full of praise for Arsenal at the moment. Which is nice. And back to domestic matters after a brief Italian sojourn. Tonight's game should be fun, there's no reason the young players should have anything to fear. To be fair, a team of wheelchair bound skeletons should fancy their chances against any team that consistently plays Michael Dawson in the centre of defence. These boys showed they could do it last season, they've got a big opportunity tonight and even though Sp*rs will have their first team out I think we can get a result. Fingers crossed, more tomorrow.]]>
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    The hand of Theo saves below par Gunners http://arseblog.net/2008/01/10/the-hand-of-theo-saves-below-par-gunners/ Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:15:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/10/the-hand-of-theo-saves-below-par-gunners/ Another night for the younger members of our squad to gain experience and get matches under their belt and they'll have learned last night that you probably need to work a bit harder in the games when things don't go exactly to plan. That said the first 30 minutes was all ours, we passed it around nicely, didn't make too many chances (although Bendtner's header drew a good save from the keeper), but it was almost when the clock hit the half hour the tide swung in favour of Sp*rs. We stopped doing the simple things and began to give the ball away a lot. Denilson and Diaby were guilty of dwelling on it too much and the back four stopped getting the protection they needed, especially when Johann Djourou was really having a game to forget. Malbranque missed two good chances in a row and Sp*rs were on top. Then their goal came when Djourou missed a high ball, it came to Berbatov who played Keane through (athough it did look offside to me) and he squared for Jenas the Penis to make it 1-0 to them. Berbatov was being given too much space and despite the fact he's a lazy cunt he's got the kind of quality you can't stand off. Fabianski made one very good save from him after a shot from just outside the box. Still, as much as they played ok in the 15 minute period we certainly made life difficult for ourselves and the strikers got no service whatsoever. Robin van Persie looked knackered after about half an hour and it was no surprise to see him replaced by Eduardo at half-time. It wasn't a surprise to see Djourou off either for Sagna which meant Justin Hoyte moved into the centre of defence (and Hoyte is a decent player to have in your squad, he did well). The substitions did make us a bit more solid without really getting us back into the game. We were second to too many 50-50 balls and while Sp*rs were playing well they didn't really trouble Fabianski, one Keane chance is about all I can remember and he put his shot wide. As an attacking force we weren't clicking at all, Denilson seemed to always look for a glory pass rather than the more simple option while Gilberto looks a shadow of the player he was last season. Diaby didn't offer much and Theo Walcott was practically anonymous. He had a decent chance in the first half had he hit it first time but made up for it in the 79th minute when he made a great run, Eduardo played a beautiful pass through to him and got lucky with the finish when the tackle from the Sp*rs defender hit the ball into Theo's hand, beyond the goalkeeper and in. 1-1. And I laughed, I have to say. We did perk up a bit after that but not enough to get another goal and they could have had a second when a clearly offside Berbatov wasn't flagged by the blind cunt of a linesman which allowed some other cunt to go through and play the ball across for Jermaine Defoe but he put it over the bar from about 6 yards out. Which is only right and proper. Any man who has 'hair' like Jermaine Defoe deserves all the ill fortune that comes his way. What a cock. So 1-1 it finished and it's off WHL in a couple of weeks for the second leg. I did enjoy the 'You'll never beat the Arsenal' chants at the end. Let's face it, despite how off our game we were this was essentially our reserve side, playing as badly as we've seen them play all season, against Sp*rs first XI playing as well as we've seen them play and they still didn't win. There's no point being too critical about individual performances because giving these lads experience is what this competition is all about. They're intelligent and they'll learn and I'd imagine some of them will get some 'words of advice' from the boss and the coaching staff about where they went wrong. It's all part of the process and we have to accept that a team with an average age of just 22 is going to struggle from time to time. No big deal. Afterwards Arsene promised to stick with the younger players for the second leg, even though the tempation would be to throw in a few 'first teamers'. I think that's the right thing to do and I think that's why these lads respond in this competition. They know the chance will be theirs and they know there isn't another club in the country that would give it to them. However, we did pick up injuries. Djourou was apparently taken off with a knock and not because he was playing so poorly, Senderos has a knee ligament problem and worst of all Robin van Persie looks to have aggravated his knee ligament injury with Arsene saying:
    We have to see tomorrow morning, is it just scar tissue? Sometimes, you know, when you come back after a long time, is it just a question of two days or is it longer, we'll see that tomorrow. We had no injuries before the game started but tonight considering that we lost three players, and we lost three players in the African Nations Cup, we lost suddenly in one night six players... basically in two days - that is very difficult for us.
    Fingers crossed that none of those injuries are serious because we really would find ourselves stretched the limit if they're going to be out for some time. To lose both central defenders would be a big blow. That said Justin Hoyte did well there in the second half so he could be an option along with Gilberto and the boss even mentions Sagna, so it's not too bad. I suppose we have to hope that RVP's substitution was more precautionary than anything else. He's such a good player who really does add an extra dimension to our attack. It would be lovely to supplement Eduardo's great form with his creativity but he's having a rotten time with injuries this season. One obvious absentee from last night's game was Lassana Diarra and it seems a fee of £5.5m has been agreed with Newcastle. Apparently Diarra isn't sure if he wants to go there and is waiting to see if Sp*rs match that offer. Seriously, this boy is obviously mental. Leave Arsenal, where if he worked hard he could almost surely establish himself as an important player, for Newcastle? If his ambition is simply to play then perhaps that'll suit him fine. And it means a profit for us of £3.5m on a player we bought less than 6 months ago. Given our midfield situation, with Gilberto unconvincing, Denilson still raw and Diaby not trusted by the manager to play in the middle, there would have been lots of chances for him in the second part of the season. But he's obviously decided to leave and that's it. Arsene is normally quite forgiving if players say things they shouldn't. Things that upset the fans a great deal don't really phase him as he looks beyond it and at what's best for the team. Diarra has been outspoken but obviously he's determined to quit a club which provides young players with great opportunities if they work hard for any old club where he can play week in, week out. Oh well, cheerio you weird headed fool. On the TV last night they mentioned that news was breaking about Jens Lehmann agreeing terms with Dortmund. Arsene said after the match that nothing had been settled but it does look like he's going to leave and go back to Germany. I guess we just wait for official confirmation now. Unless we draft him in as an emergency centre-half. Martin Keown talks about Mathieu Flamini. Fran Merida has joined Real Sociedad on loan while Thierry Henry talks about how he's an Arsenal supporter and wants to come back to the club, in some role, one day. Right, that's it. Busy morning ahead. More tomorrow. Update: Oooops, forgot about this. Suck it up you fat Walrus looking cunt of a cunt. May his career continue as successfully as that of John Gregory.]]>
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    Diarra is a ponce - Gilberto - Jens - Arsecast 59 http://arseblog.net/2008/01/11/diarra-is-a-ponce-gilberto-jens-arsecast-59/ Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:13:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/11/diarra-is-a-ponce-gilberto-jens-arsecast-59/ according to the Guardian, asked Arsene Wenger to drop him for the Carling Cup game (and you assume the FA Cup game) because he wasn't in the right frame of mind to play. Fuck me, what a little ponce. First he complains he's not playing enough then when he does get a chance he's too delicate to take it. It's really very difficult to have any sympathy for Diarra at all. It strikes me his focus is entirely on playing for France so perhaps if first team football at a mid-table side helps him achieve that then he's best off leaving. Newcastle baulked at a 4 year £18m contract, and who can blame them? Valencia and Sp*rs are still interested, it seems so we'll wait and see what happens to a player who obviously thinks he's a lot better than he actually is. When you compare his attitude to that of Gilberto you can see the difference between a little ponce and a proper professional footballer. Gilberto says:
    I know the team is playing well and so are the guys in my position, especially Mathieu. I prefer not to think about moving and to fight for my position. I go there, do my job and be 100% professional, as I always have been and try to return to the team.
    That's why even though he's struggling for form at the moment Gilberto will be regarded highly by Arsenal fans whereas Diarra will always be a little ponce, the little ponce. There's been no movement on the Jens Lehmann front. It seems he wants only a 6 month deal with Dortmund which would allow him to make a decision in the summer about where he wants to spend the final years of his career. Jens says:
    If I can get my private matters satisfactorily resolved then I could come, otherwise I won't. I want to have complete freedom to decide what I do next in the summer.
    That's the thing about getting older, you don't settle for a deal that doesn't suit you 100%. It would be a surprise if he stayed though, with Euro 2008 on the horizon. Ahead of tomorrow's game against Birmingham we're without Robin van Persie (I should make a little macro for that - ctrl+v = 'van persie is injured') and Johann Djourou while Philippe Senderos will have a fitness test today. Theo Walcott should be fine after his ankle twist thingy. We'll get more in-depth team news a bit later on, no doubt. Fran Merida talks about his loan move to Real Sociedad. Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's shorter Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, there's some waffle about football, the Man in the Bar has a player history, AWH is there, we're at home with Eboue and there's an exclusive extract from Robin van Persie's new Dutch TV show. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (11mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode59.mp3] And that's your lot. Till tomorrow.]]>
    663 2008-01-11 11:13:34 2008-01-11 09:13:34 closed open diarra-is-a-ponce-gilberto-jens-arsecast-59 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1250 http://arsenalfcblog.com/patient-hoyte-set-to-start-against-birmingham/ 69.89.27.243 2008-01-12 09:59:37 2008-01-12 07:59:37 1 pingback 0 0
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/01/12/saturday-round-up-18/ Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:07:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/12/saturday-round-up-18/ Team news sees Philippe Senderos passed fit but RVP and Djourou miss out through flu and injury respectively. Theo Walcott is fit and available but we'll see the return of the players who have been given a rest since the last league game, more or less. Gallas, Almunia, Rosicky, Hleb, Cesc, Flamini and Adebayor are all set to return and I suspect we'll go 4-4-2 with Ade and Eduardo up top. The game sees the return of two former Gunners. Fabrice Muamba says he has no regrets about leaving the club while Seb Larsson gives a tremendously candid interview in which I think he's being just a bit too modest. Hopefully he won't show it today but I think he's a very tidy player who could have done a job for us - he's certainly better than Eboue. I think it's very telling that it's generally the young foreign players who appreciate what a great football education they get at Arsenal. Arsene Wenger says Jens Lehmann will decide this weekend about his future but he has already turned down a move to Borussia Dortmund for 'personal reasons'. Unless there are other clubs interested in him it looks like he could well be staying. There was no real news on Lassana Diarra. In his interview with Arsenal.com yesterday the boss claimed Diarra had been sick before the Burnley game and wasn't 100% for the Carling Cup. I have to say he didn't look too convincing saying that. With Nicholas Anelka having joined Chelski for £15m the boss says his biggest regret is Anelka leaving the club back in '99. It's such a shame he had the people around him that were more interested in making money off him than doing the right things for his football career. He definitely should have stayed at Arsenal but if he had I don't suppose we'd have signed Henry and for all Anelka's talent I can't imagine he'd ever have done what Thierry did for so many years. No regrets here - and Gunnerblog makes the point the two are well suited. But we do have striker coming into the club. Fifteen year old Luke Freeman is being pursued by most of the top clubs but it looks like he's going to sign for us. Arsene says it's a way to 'buy English' but it's not a token signing. If we're bringing this kid in it's because he's a special talent. It's interesting to hear the boss talk about the young English players at the club, saying that the likes of Kieran Gibbs and Henri Lansbury (along with Mark Randall who is already there) would 'certainly be in the first team squad next season'. Lansbury for England! Speaking of our youths they played Burnley in the FA Youth Cup and won 5-1. Report from a Burnley site here - Arsenal.com report here. We've got holders Liverpool in the 4th round. Manuel Almunia is still talking about playing for England. I have to say this is annoying me now. He's barely established as our number one and he's talking about playing for a country he shouldn't be playing for anyway. Why isn't he so vocal about playing for Spain? I hope Capello has more sense than to entertain this. Theo Walcott talks to the Mirror about life at Arsenal. Right, that's it. Time for breakfast, then some lounging around the house, then the football. Here's to three points later, talk to you all tomorrow.]]> 664 2008-01-12 13:07:24 2008-01-12 11:07:24 closed open saturday-round-up-18 publish 0 0 post 0 Points dropped but hopefully a lesson learned http://arseblog.net/2008/01/13/points-dropped-but-hopefully-a-lesson-learned/ Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:34:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/13/points-dropped-but-hopefully-a-lesson-learned/ Most people expected this to be a relatively easy three points for Arsenal and it's possible that the team thought this was going to be an easy three points too. It didn't work out that way at all. Cesc is dejected like a foxWe started very brightly and had Birmingham on the back foot from the first minute. We won a number of corners (a couple of which caused a bit of bother before the rest of our corners for the entire game were rubbish - perhaps a watching David Beckham could impart some set piece advice before he goes back to America) and had a couple of half-chances through Eduardo and Adebayor. Eduardo should have put us one up when he got his head to a fantastic left footed cross from Alex Hleb but his header was straight at Maik Taylor. Almunia then made a good save from Cameron Jerome. We did get the lead after 21 minutes when Kelly was adjudged to have brought down Eduardo. It was a very generous penalty in my opinion but Adebayor tucked it away nicely to make it 1-0 to us. We seemed to coast a bit after that though, as if the job had been done already, and while we dominated the play we didn' t really trouble the Birmingham defence or the keeper too much. The second half began poorly, we didn't seem to be concentrating and gave the ball away a couple of times before it was put behind for a corner. From the kick Mathieu Flamini's marking wasn't great and Gary O'Connor headed it in to make it 1-1. We huffed and puffed for the rest of the half but you had the feeling it was going to be one of those days. Philippe Senderos (who played very well and that will do his confidence a lot of good) had a header saved, Flamini's shot from outside the box was well saved but we didn't click at all in the final third of the pitch today. Late on Cesc had a shot and Hleb fizzed a ball across the goal and Gallas nearly got a touch to score but it wasn't to be. Two points dropped and we're now second in the league on goal difference to Manchester United who beat Newcastle 6-0. Normally after games like that Arsene talks about how well we did, how we made chances, etc etc, but he didn't appear to be in a good mood as he quite pointedly said:
    We lost concentration on the set-piece ... but we didn't create enough overall. Today we lost two points we should not have lost and I'm confident that the team will refocus, because they are really disappointed. We need sharply to refocus because that kind of focus we have shown today is not sufficient.
    When you think that a number of the players should have been well rested having not played in the cup games it was a very disappointing performance. The result you can live with because these things happen in football. You can't win every game but we really couldn't get things going as an offensive force yesterday. Theo Walcott really struggles out on the wing while Cesc is finding it hard to recapture the form he showed before his injury. I don't want to say we rely on Cesc to play well but when he's on form it usually transmits itself to the rest of the team. We probably missed Tomas Rosicky, struck down by flu, and you can't help but wonder if a fit Robin van Persie might have made the difference. Even so the boss is not going to make any panic buys in the transfer window. It just seemed like they thought it was going to be an easier game than it was, perhaps a little touch of complacency kicking in, but we know every game in this league is a difficult game if your approach isn't 100% right. Arsene's comments about needing to refocus are very telling. He knows his players didn't give him the kind of performance he wanted and I suspect there'll be a lot of hard work on the training ground. And that's all they can do - put this behind them and get concentrated fully on the next game. We've spoken all season about the character of this team, they need to show it against Fulham next week. Will they learn from the Birmingham performance? In other news Patrick Vieira calls William Gallas a 'class player' and a 'real asset' to Arsenal, while it seems the club are preparing to offer him a new deal to keep him at the club for the rest of his career. Elsewhere Manuel Almunia has played down all the 'Almunia for England' crap, which is a good thing in my opinion. And that's really about it. We've got almost a full week without interruption until the next game (for the first time in ages), time to get ourselves organised and back on track, because we can't really afford too many more slip-ups like this. Till tomorrow, have a good Sunday.]]>
    665 2008-01-13 12:34:22 2008-01-13 10:34:22 closed open points-dropped-but-hopefully-a-lesson-learned publish 0 0 post 0 1252 http://www.10on11.com/?p=172 69.89.25.154 2008-01-13 19:47:37 2008-01-13 17:47:37 1 pingback 0 0
    Flamini must stay - Wenger's honesty to spark the team? http://arseblog.net/2008/01/14/flamini-must-stay-wengers-honesty-to-spark-the-team/ Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:41:24 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/14/flamini-must-stay-wengers-honesty-to-spark-the-team/ boss has spoken about his contract situation, saying:
    I am hopeful on it. I am not concerned. Mathieu is free to talk, but the talks [with Arsenal] are ongoing.
    Gunnerblog draws parallels with the Edu situation and while that's true to an extent there was never a period when Edu had been out of the side and spoken about leaving the club. Flamini found himself frozen out of the team last season when he expressed his desire to play only in midfield. There was talk of him buying out his contract in the summer but that didn't happen and he was told by the manager he'd be given his chance this season. Funnily enough it was a performance at right-back that stood out early in the season, I can't remember who it was against now, but he's played so well this season that first Gilberto and then Diarra have found it impossible to get past him and into the side. I read an interview with Hleb in the Arsenal magazine last week and he talks about how himself, Cesc and Flamini are great friends off the pitch so hopefully that will have an influence on what happens. He's still only 23 years old, he's got the kind of character and playing style that every team needs, he's well liked by his teammates and the Arsenal fans so hopefully he won't be drawn into the thinking the grass (and the cash) is greener elsewhere. Come on Mathieu, sign that ND, P. Arsene has also spoken about the Birmingham game, saying:
    We were caught in the feeling, during the game, that it would be easy and that is a good lesson for us. That was the poorest game we have played.
    While Gael Clichy said:
    The boss told us from half-time to be ready from the first minute of the second half. We did not listen to him and now we have dropped two points.
    You don't normally hear football managers at the top of the pile being so candid about where their team went wrong, and to acknowledge his players thought it would be easy must hurt his pride. Arsene's management style is not based on shouting and roaring and it's unlikely that the players got the 'hairdryer' they would have if someone like Demento was in charge. However, I'm quite sure he's made them all feel like they've let him, themselves and the fans down and that's what will spark the reaction against Fulham on Saturday. If we don't see a big improvement in the performance then we can start getting a little bit worried. What kind of dipshit is David Bentley? He said being at Arsenal made him think about quitting the game, whereas being at Blackburn has rekindled his love for football. I think that says a lot more about David Bentley than it does about Arsenal. Twat. And there you go. Told it was a quiet one, eh?]]>
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    Arsene talks to Arsenal TV - Diarra to Portsmouth? http://arseblog.net/2008/01/15/arsene-talks-to-arsenal-tv-diarra-on-his-to-portsmouth/ Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:52:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/15/arsene-talks-to-arsenal-tv-diarra-on-his-to-portsmouth/ Anelka wanted to join us in the summer after Henry left and although the boss considered it he said there's a strict policy of not re-buying players once they've left. He spent the money on Eduardo and I suppose you wouldn't be complaining if Anelka had the same number of goals at this stage of the season, so that's worked out ok. He then went on to speak about English players and how 80% of our youth teams are made up of English lads and he also said he thought Goodison Park was louder than Anfield. And that's about it. Not exactly mindblowing stuff, is it? However, not everyone is terribly happy with Arsenal TV - Goonerholic explains. I have it but I haven't looked at it yet - I suppose it'll be all right for the reserve fixtures and replays of matches and stuff. Update: Turns out I don't have it and I won't have it either as NTL are the same as the Virgin crowd Goonerholic is complaining about. It seems there's no bandwidth for Arsenal TV and as such it's only available through Sky, which is a load of old cunt. There are no plans for it to be carried via NTL either. Booo. I would suggest that Arsenal fans contact NTL about this but as they are a useless pack of cunts I don't think it'll make the slightest bit of difference. Some transfer speculation? Sure why not? It's the transfer window, we might as well. The Sun links us with Ghanaian 'wonderkid' Andre Ayew, who is a striker, while Sky Sports has unconvered yet another 'starlet' in Spain. This time it's Deportivo la Coruna B keeper Fabricio. Honestly, I've lost count of the amount of starlets Sky Sports has linked us with. We could have our very own starlet superstore and sell them in bulk if we'd bought even half of them. Other transfer news might see Lassana Diarra sold to Portsmouth for £5.5m. It's mentioned in the Sun article below and I was told by somebody else yesterday that this could be happening. It wasn't the bloke from the Sun. You have to say that if Diarra is willing to swap Arsenal for Portsmouth that really does say a lot about him and his ambition. He's obviously happier to be a relatively big fish in a relatively small pond and can't handle the pressure or expectation at a big club. He didn't make it at Chelsea and he's thoroughly failed to make the grade at Arsenal. Away with him and that's a nice £3.5m profit. It does raise some concerns over the midfield in the long term but long term = some time in the future which isn't now so I'm not going to worry too much. William Gallas says he'd like to be a manager one day. I'd like to be invisible one day. Not that the two are connected but I just thought I'd throw that out there. And that's all there is to it this morning. Don't look at me. It's not my fault there's nothing doing. Anyway, use your imaginations and make up your own Arsenal stories. That's what I do. So if you'll excuse me I'm going back to imagining the one where Abou Diaby becomes an evil menace to society, like someone out of a Batman comic, after spending 2 years in an asylum from the trauma of kicking John Terry's head clean off his neck in the Carling Cup final. Mañana.]]> 667 2008-01-15 10:52:22 2008-01-15 08:52:22 closed open arsene-talks-to-arsenal-tv-diarra-on-his-to-portsmouth publish 0 0 post 0 1253 http://7amkickoff.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/its-time-to-play-transfer-speculation-123/ 72.232.131.30 2008-01-15 17:51:02 2008-01-15 15:51:02 1 pingback 0 0 Nothing much about nothing much http://arseblog.net/2008/01/16/nothing-much-about-nothing-much/ Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:03:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/16/nothing-much-about-nothing-much/ Lassana Diarra furthering his ambitions by going to Portsmouth. I think we've said all that needs to be said about that and I'll refrain from any further comment until he's gone. Yesterday's Mirror (can't find a link now) said we have agree a deal to sign Torpedo Moscow defender Vyacheslav Dmitriev. He's 17 so one for thte future if it's true. Also yesterday we were linked with some bloke called Andrei Arshavin. Andrew Arse shaving, fantastic. Sounds entirely like agent-speak bollocks to me. Meanwhile Gillingham have denied a deal for 15 year old Englishman Luke Freeman has been done but this should go through shortly. On the official site Arsene Wenger reveals his secret to signing players is to watch them play. Erm, ok. I do the same with food. I find the secret to finding out whether something is tasty or not is to eat it. You see? Steve Bould talks about young players while Mark Randall's Carling Cup experiences are doing him the world of good according to one of his teammates. Fran Merida didn't play for Real Sociedad this past weekend (they won 1-0 and move up to 5th place), I suppose it's to give him a bit more time to settle in, while Carlos Vela played about half an hour for Osasuna (they lost 2-0). And there you go. It's quiet, eh? Almost too quiet. It's like the lads are in detention this week after the Birmingham performance. They've been given extra homework and special projects to do ahead of the Fulham game. I'm told that Armand Traore was rather upset when asked to make a working model of the solar system because he hates astronomy. It's a hard life they have. Till tomorrow.]]> 668 2008-01-16 11:03:43 2008-01-16 09:03:43 closed open nothing-much-about-nothing-much publish 0 0 post 0 Still more nothing about nothing much http://arseblog.net/2008/01/17/still-more-nothing-about-nothing-much/ Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:10:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/17/still-more-nothing-about-nothing-much/ further developments regarding Lassana Diarra. Apparently he's undergone a medical at Portsmouth and we're now just waiting for his £5.5m transfer to be officially announced. Apparently in an interview with the French press Diarra explained he wanted to move in order to play regularly so he won't miss out on a place in the French squad for Euro2008. Honestly, what a short sighted little fool he is. A good player he might be but he most definitely lacks character. I've said it before but it bears repeating - any player that doesn't have the fight to try and win a place at Arsenal and gives up after just 4 months is not somebody you can count on 100% on the pitch either. Good riddance, I say. Update: Official confirmation. I am disappointed that we wished him good luck though, the silly little cunt. It's a shame he is such a spineless little turd though. We may, come the summer, find ourselves in a position where we need a midfielder or two. Despite Arsene's comments earlier in the week I'm told we're no nearer a new deal with Mathieu Flamini and Gilberto's long term future at the club is under doubt. Should those two leave then we'd find ourselves very light in that department and in need of a signing. There are good players coming up through the ranks, Mark Randall in particular is very highly thought of, but you'd have to imagine we'd need a bit more experience. Anyway, fingers crossed for Flamini and we can look at it again in the summer. Bacary Sagna, who has impressed pretty much everyone this season, speaks about the character of the team, saying:
    Before the start of the season, everyone was speaking about our team, and it being young. We wanted to show them we can play better and better, even if we are younger. We have shown how mentally strong we are and that we can win even if we are losing. Also, have you noticed how strange Diarra's head is? It made some of the younger players, Theo Walcott in particular, have terrible nightmares.
    Definitely the signing of the season, in my book. Another right back, Kerea Gilbert, still thinks he can make it at Arsenal but given the fact his loan spells have always ended with him falling out with the managers at the loan clubs you have to think he's got some kind of problem. And I don't think he's a better option than Hoyte anyway. Newcastle beat Stoke last night in the FA Cup so that sets up two games with the Tsunami and their new/old messiah, Kelvin Koogan. It seems a strange appointment to me, especially as Keegan himself said in December he had no interest in managing again and nothing could bring him back into the game. Still, his teams try and play football at least, and whatever happens around him it's generally quite entertaining. Or sometimes wonderfully entertaining. Love it. And that's as much as there is. More, with an Arsecast (probably), tomorrow.]]>
    669 2008-01-17 11:10:28 2008-01-17 09:10:28 closed open still-more-nothing-about-nothing-much publish 0 0 post 0 1254 http://arsenalrant.com/2008/01/17/diarra-cock/ 69.57.189.226 2008-01-17 14:11:30 2008-01-17 12:11:30 1 pingback 0 0
    Diarra gone - Robin out + Arsecast 60. http://arseblog.net/2008/01/18/diarra-gone-robin-out-arsecast-60/ Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:01:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/18/diarra-gone-robin-out-arsecast-60/ Portsmouth is a respectable club, which has achieved a very good start to the season. Some people say I made a mistake by joining Portsmouth considering Les Bleus. I don't think so. The people at Portsmouth know I will not spend my life at this club. If I shine, if a really big club wants me, I know already that everything will go well. What. A. Cunt. We're well shot of somebody with an attitude like that and considering he's been at two of the biggest clubs in England and fallen short it'll make other clubs that bit wary of him. Add to that the fact that he has all the backbone of a earthworm and he's very obviously damaged goods. Of course people will talk about our midfield options and how we might regret this in the future but I don't think you can ever regret selling somebody like Diarra. Yes, he's a good player, nowhere near as good as he thinks he is mind you, but you need guys with character and he doesn't have it. I'm interested in hearing what Arsene has to say about it later - no doubt he'll be as diplomatic as ever but I still think he'll have some pointed remark or other. Ahead of tomorrow's game against Fulham there's some disappointing team news. Johann Djourou is missing with a groin problem but the big news is that Robin van Persie is set to be out for a 'few weeks' with a thigh strain that he picked up in the Carling Cup semi-final. There's no doubt whatsoever that Robin is a fantastic player, with the potential to be really great in my opinion, but this will now be the third season running that he's missed half the season through injury. We have to hope that he's just been really unlucky and that this all happened because he broke a mirror seven years ago, or something. If the bad luck stops and we can get a full season out of him then that'll be great but otherwise the manager may have to plan for van Persie to only be available for half our games and make a decision on that. Can you continue to depend on a player who is hardly ever fit? It's such a shame to see him struggle with injuries like this and hopefully he can put them behind him but his track record suggests otherwise. Looking at a couple of the youngsters now and Arsene Wenger talks about Fran Merida's loan to Real Sociedad (who will be announcing a new manager next week after the departure of Chris Coleman. With the pressure on to achieve promotion you have to wonder will he rely on a young guy like Fran), while Nacer Barazite talks about his return to action after dislocating his shoulder in the Carling Cup against Blackburn. Now, Arsecast time. Arsecasts In this weeks Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I chat to GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog about Diarra, Flamini, Birmingham and Fulham (excuse the noises in the background but apparently he was in a library and got chucked out for making too much noise, haha), the Man in the Bar has a player history, we're at home with Eboue, Talkshite radio has a bit and more. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode60.mp3] And that's your lot. Have a good Friday. More tomorrow.]]> 670 2008-01-18 11:01:45 2008-01-18 09:01:45 closed open diarra-gone-robin-out-arsecast-60 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1255 http://arsenalfcblog.com/diarra-is-a-fool-arsenal-fulham-preview/ 69.89.27.243 2008-01-18 11:24:46 2008-01-18 09:24:46 1 pingback 0 0 Saturday bits and pieces http://arseblog.net/2008/01/19/saturday-bits-and-pieces/ Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:06:38 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/19/saturday-bits-and-pieces/ Cunting Ntl is fucked, won't be fixed till Monday. Can you do the blog whenever you get the chance? That's the text message I got, a while back now. It seems to me that NTL are a pack of useless fuckers. My broadband never breaks (I have cable internet from Virgin - I don't work for them, honest, and I can only speak for the Edinburgh area, but I find their internet service is really very good). Anyway, until some lazy cunt has done their job, you're stuck with me. Let's both hope they get cracking. There's a few things floating around this morning ahead of the trip to Craven Cottage, mostly things the boss has had to say. In no particular order... Arsene Wenger has admitted publicly what we've all suspected for years - that he hates the transfer window. Sort of. During a transfer window in which a record £96m has been spent so far, he's suggested it gives clubs with money an unfair advantage. I can see where he's coming from, and I don't think bringing in first team players in the middle of the season is a great idea, but we all know he's simply justifying the fact that he very rarely spends at this time of year. I do kinda agree with the sentiment though. I think part of the reason Almunia has kept his place is because he's come in, done well, why chop and change? Which isn't to take anything away from how well he's done, of course. Someone the boss doesn't think is doing so well is Theo Walcott, of whom he said:
    [Theo] will get where I expect him to be, at the moment he is not...The expectation level is very high because he is very young and he has been projected early in the spotlight.
    To be fair to Theo, he's not got many chances playing in his preferred position, with AW seemingly trying to mould him into a more complete player, aware of defence and attack, by playing him out on the wing. He's done okay when he's played as a proper forward, and he's obviously got loads of potential, but he seems to have trouble expressing it. Wenger points out that Walcott's absurd call up to the World Cup was, well, absurd, and I don't see how it could possibly have contributed to his development. People will talk about the calibre of players he was training with, but that's irrelevant when you're hailed as the messiah, come to score goals for a very average team. Anyway, I find it hard to disregard the calibre of cunts he would've trained with, regardless of their quality. The manager apparently regrets Lasanna Diarra's departure. I - very apparently - am fucking sick of hearing about the silly cunt, so I'm not even going to link to the story. However, I will link to this story, which points out how insane economics are in football; we bought the weird-headed one from Chelsea for £3.5m in August, he plays 8 games for us (or so), and then we flog him on for £2m profit. Not a bad bit of business when you think about it like that. Arsene Wenger has admitted to bringing Robin Van Persie back from injury too quickly. I expect he just wanted his team mates to see him once in a while. They probably forget who he is, they see him so infrequently. I'm a huge fan of Van Persie's, but the boy's got to do something about his injuries. It's not like with Aliadiere when he needed fitness to show what he can do - we call know exactly what Robin can do. Apparently he's going back to Holland for a few days which Arsene Wenger hopes will ease his frustration at not being able to play. Speaking Aliadiere, he's said he's glad he left Arsenal. Yep. I think we're all on the same page there, Jeremie. The Online Gooner has some pictures of what it suggests might be next season's home and away strip. Is The Online Gooner credible? I've no idea. How credible do you think half the nonsense written here is? Team news for today's game at Fulham is as yesterday. Djourou's groin remains a problem (fnar-fnar), loads of people are off at the ANC (that's the African Nations Cup; they haven't all decided to become politicians and join the other ANC). Tomas Rosicky will return to the squad, which is good news. The team needs a performance today to bounce back from the disappointment of Birmingham, a game I must say I missed and was then too pissed off to watch the 'highlights' of. Finally, in what seems to be a somewhat rarer display of insanity these days, our old chum Roy Keane up at Sunderland reckons striker Kenwyne Jones is worth £40m, and that there's no one he'd rather have. A bold statement from the less-obviously-frothing Irishman. And that's your lot. Phew, that must be the latest blog in some time.]]>
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    Adebayor can jump - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/01/20/adebayor-can-jump-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:39:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/20/adebayor-can-jump-sunday-round-up/ Back to winning ways in convincing fashion yesterday and that was the kind of result and performance that we all wanted to see after last weekend's disappointment against Birmingham. Fulham were no match for us at any stage of the game and look like they're going to have a serious struggle on their hands to maintain their top level status. Man of the day was Emmanuel Adebayor whose two goals put him on 15 for the season and will hopefully go some way to convincing those still doubtful of his ability that he's very close to being the real deal. The first came from a Gael Clichy cross, he leapt in the air, he hung there for a few minutes, then, only when he felt like it mind you, he headed it past Anti Niemi who didn't even move. We put together some lovely moves but couldn't find the finish to match until Flamini made a fantastic tackle to win the ball, got the ball to Hleb and his cross was duly dispatched by the head of Adebayor and once again the keeper didn't even move. Two fantastic headers and the perfect antidote to the last couple of games when it looked like we might be falling back into the habit of trying to walk the ball into the net. At 2-0 the game was pretty much all over. Danny Murphy had Fulham's only real chance of the game but he put it over the bar. The second half was all Arsenal again. Hleb was mesmerising and there were a couple of moves of the highest quality. One saw some slick passing end up at Cesc's feet in the box but his toe-poked shot crept wide while Eduardo, who was pretty quiet in general, bamboozled their defence out on our left, raced into the box and gave it to Rosicky whose shot hit the outside of the post. There was icing to be put on the cake though and who better than Arsenal's master icing on cake guy, Tomas Rosicky. A quick break from midfield saw Eduardo put clear on the left. I thought he was going to play it first time to Hleb in the middle who was all on his own but he held onto it for a bit and picked out the onrushing Rosicky who knocked it home the stretch. 3-0 then and the scoreline was in no way flattering. Especially pleasing were the performances of Hleb, in particular, and Rosicky who was as good as I've ever seen him in an Arsenal shirt. If we can get that level of performance from him on a consistent basis between now and the end of the season then he could do some real damage to the opposition. In Clichy and Sagna we have surely the two most energetic full backs in the league. As for Adebayor, I don't understand why people continue to have doubts about him. I'm not suggesting he's the finished article or anything like it but he's stepped up this season having been given more responsibility and his goal tally speaks for itself. Keep it up, big man. He earned the praise of the manager and we can really thank our lucky stars that Togo didn't qualify for the ACN. With Robin van Persie on life-support we really, really need Adebayor. Afterwards the boss was pleased with the performance and the response to last week's result, saying:
    I believe we were in control of the game in the 90 minutes. We gave a strong performance based on last week's result. It's a great boost for us. The way we played on the pitch today sends a strong message on how much this team wants it. The title race is interesting, it's exciting and it promises to be a very interesting end of the season.
    Yes, indeed it does. United keep winning, Chelsea keep winning, so it's going to be neck and neck right to the bitter end, I think. Next up in the league is the visit of Kelvin Koogan's Newcastle - but only after two cup games. Firstly the Carling Cup second leg against Sp*rs then Newcastle in the FA Cup. Looking around the Sundays for the bits and pieces now. There's a ticketing row ahead of the game on Tuesday - Sp*rs are being blamed for the low attendance at the Grove for the first leg. With gate receipts from cup games shared they nixed the idea of £10 and £20 tickets so they could swell their coffers so they could then go and spend the money on some shitehawk midfielder. Cunts. Jens Lehmann says he still believes he'll get a chance in the Arsenal first team again. At the moment it looks like the only games he's going to play will be in the FA Cup so a long run in that will see him get a few games. The Telegraph has a piece on Theo Walcott comparing him to Michael Owen at the same age. It'll be interesting to see Theo's response to the coverage of his career this week but let me ask you this. Would you prefer Theo were like Michael Owen, scoring goals early in his career but then ending up a crippled half-wit playing for a bunch of shitkickers like Newcastle? Or would the long term approach to his career be best? I'm also curious to see where he'll play on Tuesday against Sp*rs - down the middle or back out on the right hand side because we have no other obvious candidate to play there. And that's about it. Thanks to Tom for his sterling work yesterday. I had serious problems with NTL who assured me modem was fucked and that only a visit from a technician would fix it. I then went out to buy on off-the-shelf broadband thing so I could get online for the weekend and when I came home my completely fucked modem had somehow fixed itself. They really are a shower of useless cunts. Enjoy your Sunday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Monday = Ade, Senderos, Rocky Dennis, Vela, 'n' stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/01/21/monday-ade-senderos-rocky-dennis-vela-n-stuff/ Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:33:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/21/monday-ade-senderos-rocky-dennis-vela-n-stuff/

    When I was young, I used to suspend a ball from the ceiling in my mum’s house in Togo and see if I could jump high enough to head it. Every time I managed to head it, I would shorten the string attached to the ball and try to leap even higher.

    Of course the real reason he can jump so high is that he is not white. We all know that white men cannot jump. Nor can they dance without making silly faces but that's not really important this morning. Ade could feature in the Carling Cup against Sp*rs tomorrow but I suspect we might see William Gallas before the Togonator. At the back we really only have the two central defenders. Johann Djourou has a groin problem and as well as Justin Hoyte did in the first leg I think he'll play right back.

    Poor Philippe Senderos got himself a crack on the nose in the Fulham game which required post-game hospital treatment but he should be ok for tomorrow night. I think we might also see Theo start up front with Bendtner which means the right hand side of midfield is open - will it be a youngster like Randall or will we see someone like Cesc play with Denilson out wide? No doubt there'll be more team news ahead of that game as the day progresses.

    I laughed at the headlines this morning which talked about how the return of Jimmy Bullard failed to rouse Fulham. What the F, man? This is Jimmy Bullard, not Maradona. To be honest, if that Rocky Dennis looking fucker was in my team it'd rightly put me off my game.

    Carlos Vela played the full 90 for Osasuna last night and scored a goal in a 2-0 win over Athletic Bilbao.

    Kolo and Eboue begin their ACN campaign today with a very tasty fixture against Kanu's Nigeria. Kick off there is 5pm, I think. Not sure what sort of TV coverage there is but if it's on it'd be a game well worth watching, I reckon.

    Update: I almost forgot! Leopold has resurfaced after some time away in a place he won't talk about but that's not important. The important thing is that Over the Top is his new article on the real ANR.

    And that's really all the news there is this early on a Monday morning. Time for some breakfast, then it's down to work. Oh yes.

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    'Old' heads to help out - Carling Cup preview http://arseblog.net/2008/01/22/old-heads-to-help-out-carling-cup-preview/ Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:12:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/22/old-heads-to-help-out-carling-cup-preview/ down in Africa. Secondly we've got a load of players injured. This means that our pack has to be shuffled and players who wouldn't normally take part will go to White Hart Lane tonight. We knew Johann Djourou was out with a groin problem but Philippe Senderos suffered a broken nose against Fulham and has been forced to miss the game, much to his disappointment I'm sure. That means William Gallas will play and I suspect it'll be alongside Justin Hoyte with Bacary Sagna at right back. The other option is to play Gilberto which would mean playing one of Cesc of Flamini alongside Denilson in midfield. Unless, of course, Denilson plays on the right with Walcott starting up front with Bendtner which would mean one of Rosicky or Hleb would play on the flanks. Unless... well, there are lots of possibilities. Update: Here's the 16 man squad. In some ways I suspect the manager didn't have to think too long about bringing in the more experienced players. I think the bench would have been stronger than in previous rounds in any case. This is a semi-final, against Sp*rs, and the club has gone quite long enough without any silverware. As much as this competition is one to blood new talent and allow them to gain experience when a trophy is within touching distance it's hard to resist the temptation to make your team as strong as possible. That said there could still be space in the 16 for Kieran Gibbs and Henri Lansbury. It promises to be an interesting game though. Sp*rs will obviously want the Wembley appearance, their last success coming in this competition under George Graham nearly 10 years ago now. Lukasz Fabianski will continue in goal in the competition while Arsene says he's happy with Theo Walcott, claiming the youngter's struggles on the right hand side of midfield will help him become a 'fantastic striker'. They'll go into this game knowing that they could have put the tie to bed in the first leg. Will that inspire them or worry them? They rested some players at the weekend, Ledley King in particular who does make a big difference to their defence, and at home against the old enemy they'll be rightly up for this one. We've certainly got to play better than we did in the home leg but then I think if we sent out a team of arthritic, one-legged gnomes we'd manage that. I'm looking forward to this, I have to say. Let's not forget there are some in this team who will feel they have unfinished business in this competition after last season's final defeat, so if the Sp*rs boys think they're the ones with the scores to settle and the motivation to give it '110%' then they're even uglier, stupid looking cunts than I think they are. And I think they are really ugly, stupid looking cunts. Who smell of cat shit. The cunts. In the African Cup of Nations it was bad news for us as the Ivory Coast beat Nigeria 1-0. Not that I want Kolo to be upset or anything (don't care about Eboue - I suspect he doesn't have the brains to feel emotions anyway) but the sooner they get knocked out the sooner he's back where he belongs. And that is not where love lifts him up, oh no. Right, that's your lot. Here's to a 54-0 win tonight. Come on you reeeeeeeeeeeds.]]> 674 2008-01-22 10:12:04 2008-01-22 08:12:04 closed open old-heads-to-help-out-carling-cup-preview publish 0 0 post 0 Sp*rs fluke a win at last http://arseblog.net/2008/01/23/sprs-fluke-a-win-at-last/ Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:02:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/23/sprs-fluke-a-win-at-last/ I feel defeat is painful. Overall, I think everything went against us tonight and we were a bit naive. Of course [they were better than us], we have to accept that. I feel sorry for the young players that gave absolutely everything. What is important for us is that we don't let ourselves get down too much. There appeared to be dissent amongst the ranks too with Nicklas Bendtner trading words with Adebayor and William Gallas but it is vital that this defeat, painful as it is, is forgotten about and we concentrate on the rest of the season. This cannot be allowed to knock us out of our stride or be used as an excuse. It's one game, it's over, it's shit, but it's over and done with now. The players must respond and respond professionally. Realistically the Carling Cup is our 4th priority this season and while it would have been nice to get to the final it's been beneficial. It has allowed young players to gain experience in tough, pressure matches. As well as that it has allowed Arsene to see some of his young players (and experienced players) perform, or not perform, under those circumstances which obviously helps when he evaluates a player's future at the club. And I have no doubt Arsene will have learned a few things about some of his players after this game. As he said:
    My only regret is playing [some of] the players who played. We go into the season with many targets and every season we go in with that priority in this competition. It is good to see that some players have potential and some are not completely ready yet.
    So, disappointing overall but there's still too much football to be played this season for us to let this affect us. You would hope the players appreciate how disappointing a result this was for the fans and that the best way to make up for it is to get back on track in the next game, which happens to be another cup game (gulp) against Newcastle on Saturday. I'd like to see the full team out for that one so we can get back on track and get them on the back foot before we play them in the league on Tuesday. In other news Jens Lehmann said he turned down a move to Borussia Dortmund for family reasons. He didn't want to leave his wife and kids alone in London, nor did he want to uproot them from schools etc for just a few months. Whatever you might think about some of the things he's said in the last few months you have to respect that, and who knows, he might come up trumps for us between now and the end of the season. Perhaps a Jimmy Glass style winner in the last minute of the Champions League final against Barcelona after Almunia has been taken off with a broken torso having collided with the enormous beast that is Ronaldinho. Right, that's about that. I suspect today's Arses will be busy. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Adebayor vs Bendtner - let's get ready to rumble!! http://arseblog.net/2008/01/24/adebayor-vs-bendtner-lets-get-ready-to-rumble/ Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:38:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/24/adebayor-vs-bendtner-lets-get-ready-to-rumble/ The FA have requested television footage that might show Emmanuel Adebayor's clash with Nicklas Bendtner. It seems like those two had a dispute, Adebayor may have clobbered him one and when Gallas came over Bendtner's ire was because he'd been clobbered. Or something. Whatever happened it was enough for Adebayor to apologise in an article on the main site, saying:
    I am sorry for the disagreement with my team-mate Nicklas. We are both passionate about this Club and sometimes that can be projected in the wrong way. It was a mistake. We want to focus on the games ahead and rely on our squad’s great togetherness to achieve a fantastic season.
    And if it's just down to passion and frustration at being 4-1 down then it's no bad thing. If there's more to it than that though it could be a worry. William Gallas who tried to act as peacemaker, said:
    They know they made a mistake. Maybe they will speak with the boss to see why they did that.
    Nicklas Bendnter's father has weighed in with his tuppence worth, saying:
    It's sad that a great player like Adebayor doesn't take his head with him on to the field. He was mad. I'm sure that Arsenal will take care of this and give him the right punishment. I don't expect anything to happen to Nicklas as he is innocent in this matter.
    There are more details of what allegedly happened in that article linked above. The Sun claims that Adebayor came on and told Bendtner "I'm only on because you're shit" which prompted Bendtner giving Adebayor the finger then Adebayor said "Are you a benny tied to a tree?" to which Bendtner said "No" so Adebayor ran around going "Benny on the loose! Benny on the loose!" Whatever has happened I'm sure it will be dealt with internally and dealt with properly. I would hope it doesn't cause any kind of friction in the camp, although you don't need to be best mates with someone to play football with them. I'm sure most of us have had a teammate or two we haven't gotten on with. However, Bendtner Sr's comments are not very helpful at all. It's almost as if he's hinting Arsenal should punish our leading goalscorer which might leave an opening for his son. Not nice. He'd do well to keep quiet in future and if Bendtner Jr could replicate half the passion and committment Adebayor shows he'd be a player and a half. Hopefully the FA won't seek to dish out a fine or a ban to Adebayor. If he did something wrong then the punishment should come from the club, we really don't need him serving FA induced time at the moment. If Adebayor is guilty of headbutting Bendtner then a hefty fine is in order, however much we appreciate Adebayor's desire you can't go loafing your colleagues. Unless it's Eboue. The manager's comments  on this will be interesting. William Gallas, who had probably his worst game in an Arsenal shirt on Tuesday, now has to show some real captaincy skills. It's relatively easy to lead a winning team that's happy and full of confidence. A big defeat, some belief taken away and the fractious incident between teammates means there's work to do ahead of the two Newcastle games. He says:
    We just have to be strong and forget everything because, on Saturday, we have another big game which will not be easy. Newcastle have a new manager and they want a result at the Emirates. We have to win that game because we have ambition. But the fans are upset and we are upset.
    This will be a measure of his captaincy now to some degree. Obviously the manager is the one who will focus the players off the pitch and on the training ground but on the pitch Gallas has got to show leadership and guidance. He knows the fans are upset, he says they're upset, pride has been wounded, it's time to bite back. The Mail reports that Arsenal will send Theo Walcott out on loan. I'd be surprised to be honest but stranger things have happened. With van Persie in a nursing home for the foreseeable future any injury or suspension could see our striking options very limited and as much as Theo's struggling at the moment he can score goals when he's given a start up top. Isn't it better for him to struggle with us than go to some other shitkickers and struggle there? Finally for today Arseblog has been nominated for Best European Weblog in the 2008 Bloggies. You might remember Arseblog won Best Sports blog in the 2007 awards. Thanks to everyone who nominated the site and if you could take 2 minutes to vote for Arseblog that'd be great. Click here to vote. Congrats also to my old pal Diamond Geezer for his nomination in the same category, and making it three blogs of the five with a London connection is Londonist. Well done, chaps, and good luck. Right, that's that. More plus Arsecast tomorrow.]]>
    676 2008-01-24 09:38:06 2008-01-24 07:38:06 closed open adebayor-vs-bendtner-lets-get-ready-to-rumble publish 0 0 post 0 1258 http://londonist.com/2008/01/football_sticki.php 209.81.72.180 2008-01-26 10:44:35 2008-01-26 08:44:35 Football: Sticking To Your Gunners Jens Lehmann might be damaging his chances of playing in goal for Germany by allowing himself to spend an extended period on Arsenal's substitutes' bench since being dropped early in the season, but there's no way he's going to try his luck back i...]]> 1 trackback 0 0
    Adebayor lucky + Arsecast 61 http://arseblog.net/2008/01/25/adebayor-lucky-arsecast-61/ Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:26:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/25/adebayor-lucky-arsecast-61/ no action will be taken against either player but will write to both of them to 'remind them of their responsibilities'. I suppose in one sense we're lucky, and it's probably due to the footage being unconvincing. Had that been definitive then he would definitely have served a ban. Bendtner, meanwhile, was given a day off by Arsene Wenger yesterday. Now that the dust has settled a bit you have to think that Adebayor has stepped over the line. He's been given a relatively easy time by fans because of his contribution this season but slapping or headbutting (if that's what happened) your own team-mate is for chumps like le Saux and Batty, Bowyer and Dyer. Not exactly exalted company to be keeping. Fingers crossed this was an aberration born out of passion and frustration and something that will never be repeated because it's unbecoming of any Arsenal player, young or old, experienced or youthful. I'm sure Arsene Wenger will, in his own way, make it abundantly clear that this kind of behaviour is unacceptable but at the same time make sure that it doesn't become a major issue within the squad. Should we stop talking about it now? Ok then. Ahead of tomorrow's game against Newcastle we've got some good news on the injury front. Philippe Senderos and Gael Clichy will be back and Arsene Wenger says he will rotate his squad again. I'm not really sure how much rotation he can do. Rosicky, Hleb, Cesc, Flamini (NDP coming soon?) should all start, Adebayor and Eduardo can come back in, we might see Jens in goal and we'll probably get more team news this afternoon. I suspect it'll be our strongest team against Newcastle. It'll also be interesting this afternoon to hear what Arsene has to say about Theo Walcott. Literally minutes after the game against Sp*rs finished the other night there were stories about him going out on loan. It was almost as if Arsene Wenger had made it his business to brief the press on his private thoughts about one player. Or could it be one story was made up and others followed? Like I said yesterday, I would be surprised if he went out on loan anywhere - and the ridiculousness of this story is highlighted by the fact that teams ranging from Stoke to Liverpool want to take him off our hands. I'm of the opinion that he's probably not ready to be starting games for us but he has enough about him to be an effective sub, either on the wings or up front. I'm not sure a loan is the best idea at all. Meanwhile we're close to signing 'Theo II' (stupid papers hyping kids out of all reality), Luke Freeman from Gillingham. He's 15 years of age and when he gets to 18 and hasn't scored a hundred goals for us people will write him off as useless. Young defender Harvard Nordveidt talks about his 3 month injury lay-off. He's another one who will impress at first and then when he's not a fully accomplished, 100% experienced mistake-free 'new Bobby Moore/Tony Adams/Franz Beckenbauer' by the age of 22 will be ridiculed and slagged off unmercilessly. Now, Arsecast time. Arsecasts In this weeks OleOle.com sponsored Arsecast I chat to Goodplaya about this week's events and look ahead to the Newcastle games, the Man in the Bar has a player history, Adebayor is in there somewhere and there's some other bits and pieces of crap and guff to keep you relatively amused (compared to staring a blank wall without any kind of hallucinogens) To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode61.mp3] And there you go, more tomorrow. Have a good one.]]> 677 2008-01-25 10:26:45 2008-01-25 08:26:45 closed open adebayor-lucky-arsecast-61 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Saturday round-up + Ray Kennedy http://arseblog.net/2008/01/26/saturday-round-up-ray-kennedy/ Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:13:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/26/saturday-round-up-ray-kennedy/ the boss said:
    Disagreements are part of the game and every single manager will be surprised what has been made of that story. Of course you want to deal with this internally. We want to know what kind of incident happened but we will deal with this without any problem. We will even use this to be conscious of how much every incident, even a minor one, can be interpreted on the outside and that will even improve our togetherness inside the team. I believe that from now on it is better for us not to talk too much about it.
    And I'd imagine that's the last we'll hear of it from the manager. Perhaps Mr Bendtner Sr might give us the benefit of his wisdom again but I hope not and I hope lessons are learned all round from this. And now I believe it is better for us not to talk too much about it. The boss also ruled out any players going out on loan quashing any stories about Theo's temporary departure from the club. Citing the fact we only have 17 fit players at the moment makes it quite obvious we can't lose anyone else. I don't suppose he'll have been too heartened to read that Kolo Toure was taken off during the Ivory Coast's game with what appeared be a groin strain. We don't know how serious it is yet but as Kolo is gone anyway it doesn't make that much difference at the moment. Emmanuel Eboue claims 'many big clubs' spoke to Arsenal in the transfer window about him and while he's currently happy at Arsenal he went on to say 'you never know' what might happen. I'd be inclined to take whatever kind of money we could get for him if I thought the boss might go out and buy somebody. For intense hilarity check out Eboue on video talking about how heard Adebayor had punched ' ...er ... whassisname?'. Jesus wept. Luka Modric says he turned down Arsenal last summer, which does tie in with a number of stories I heard about his transfer being imminent. It obviously got to an advanced stage. Anyway, he wanted to stay in Zagreb. More power to him. Back to today's game then and it should be a fun, open game. Newcastle under Keegan will try and attack, as opposed to Newcastle under Allardyce who tried to simply contain. I read somewhere that during one of his coaching sessions Allardyce was rigorous in  his instruction about what to do when the opposition were in possession. He had every player memorising where they should be, how they should fall back, keep their shape and so on. He was apparently less than impressed when one of the senior players asked 'But what do you want us to do when we have the ball?" In terms of our team I think Jens will play, but that aside the amount of players we have fit means there won't be a great deal of rotation. A good win today will help get the Sp*rs result out of the way and get us back on track ahead of Tuesday's league game, also against Newcastle. I had a dream last night that Eduardo scored a rocket with his right foot. Granted it was against Everton but dreams are funny things. Finally for today older Gooners will remember Ray Kennedy as a fine footballer but sadly he's fallen on hard times recently. He's suffered with Parkinson's disease since he was 34 and all his caps and medals have been long sold to help him just survive. It's kind of sad that in an era when the most average Premier League footballer never has to work again once he quits the game that a player of Ray Kennedy's quality is struggling so badly. A joint effort between Liverpool and Arsenal fans will see a number of fund-raising events take place but donations are being sought urgently. Read this if you think you can help in any way, and for more on Ray Kennedy this, from a Liverpool site, is worth a read. Right, let today bring about the first of two crushing defeats over the Toon. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Threasy-peasy for Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2008/01/27/threasy-peasy-for-arsenal/ Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:36:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/27/threasy-peasy-for-arsenal/ Sometimes the FA Cup throws up some shocks. Yesterday was not one of them. Despite a couple of first half scares (Clichy headed one off the line and a Taylor header that went over) the game was pretty much all Arsenal, with Newcastle not threatening at all. Theo Walcott must have been looking forward to playing up front with Adebayor but that plan was thwarted when Tomas Rosicky, who appears to be made from the same brittle material that crafted Jeremie Aliadiere and Darren Anderton, was taken off after just a few minutes. Eduardo came on up front and Theo played right, in front of Justin Hoyte who did well back in his favoured right back position. The scoring was opened in the second half when Eduardo's fantastic shot came back off the post, rebounded to Adebayor who then slammed home a brilliant left footed shot. He added to that later on with a great second, picking the ball up inside the Newcastle half, going past a number of their players (and he was helped very cleverly by Eduardo who blocked off the last defender), into the box and he rifled home a shot off the despairing dive of the last man. The game was well and truly over then and whatever has happened in the week this is exactly why Adebayor is in the team ahead of Bendtner. The big man is on fire at the moment. The game was sealed with an own goal and it was our old pal Nicky Butt. Haha. 3-0, no less than we deserved really and the nil was all Newcastle merited. A repeat performance on Tuesday in the league would be perfect. Overall though it was a good response to the Sp*rs game. The back four were rock solid, Senderos in particular had an excellent game and he's now beginning to find his form again. It's good to see. Gael Clichy is just fantastic every week, in injury time he was going full pelt down our left to try set up an attack. Cesc looked more like the Cesc of a couple of months ago, Flamini was superb alongside him, and up top Adebayor and Eduardo are a very good combination. They seem to link up well and the form Adebayor is in at the moment is just fantastic. I don't think anybody expected the kind of goal return he's provided so far this season. So, into the 5th round we go. Afterwards Arsene said Newcastle made it difficult but wouldn't be drawn any further on the row between Adebayor and Bendtner. You can read more of his thoughts here. Adebayor's take on the incident is as follows:
    It's all finished because we are all footballers and we all play for Arsenal and that is more important. You need sometimes to talk and wake ourselves up, and that's what we've done on Tuesday, and at the moment everything is behind us and is finished.
    Heh, I like the way he says 'at the moment', but it's good to hear nonetheless. In other news Jens Lehmann still hasn't given up hope of getting back into the Arsenal team. He did well yesterday, although he had very little to do, and I noticed a nice hug between him and Adebayor at the end. Jens looked impressed at the Togonator. Sort of like 'Ahh, so you are a mad bastard too. We are brothers, you and I." Carlos Vela played 84 minutes for Osasuna last night but couldn't prevent a 2-1 loss to Sevilla. And that's about it. I have to go play football now and I am tired. It's very early for football, isn't it? I think I might retire. When the idea of sitting around in a dressing gown eating toast is more appealing than going to play football you know it's probably time. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Monday Monday, so good to me http://arseblog.net/2008/01/28/monday-monday-so-good-to-me/ Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:26:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/28/monday-monday-so-good-to-me/ Adebayor says he was trying to motivate Bendtner against Sp*rs. Whatever his skills as a footballer I don't think he's got a post-game career as one of those inspirational speakers that companies hire to make their workforce work harder. However, I do think he could break the world record for the most words ever in any rap song. Kolo Toure is set to miss the Ivory Coast's game against Mali with his groin injury. I am a bit doubtful that he has access to the kind of treatment he'd have at Arsenal so let's hope his injury isn't too serious. Or that he isn't made play despite being injured. Or that a killer monkey breaks into his hotel room and goes at him in a monkey frenzy. No man deserves that. Setanta Sports have decided the Sky Sports wonderkid to Arsenal reporting is the way to go. They link us with with some young Bosnian chap called Edin Dzeko, who sounds like a panda's sneeze rather than a footballer. They quote Arsenal's coach Boro Primorac, who says:
    He is the kind of forward that could succeed in The Premiership. It is still not certain whether we’ll sign him, but his performance gets better every day and if you want to sign him you would need to pay good money.
    I say we pay them with bad money, just for the laughs. The kind of money that hangs around on street corners with other bovver boys and makes semi-crude comments at pretty girls as they pass by. The kind of money that puts its feet up on bus seats and stands outside a pub to have a cigarette but blows the smoke back inside to rebel against the smoking ban. Yeah. How nice to see Sp*rs return to form against United yesterday. For me the big conundrum about Tuesday night was how any team that regularly plays Michael Dawson can ever win a game of football. He is comedy gold though. And finally if you have an iPhone or an iPod Touch (with the latest update) you can install an Arseblog webclip on the home screen of your phone. Simply browse to Arseblog in Safari, click the + and choose 'add to home screen'. This makes your iPhone or iPod Touch 74% cooler than it was previously. Cheers to the Man from East Lower for tips 'n' stuff. Right so, I'd best do some work today. I have a lot of work to do. I need more coffee. Perhaps I should get a killer monkey to do it. Or a less aggressive kind of monkey. But without the aggression you lose all the enthusiasm. It's a tough one to try and figure out so early in the week, eh?]]>
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    No Woodgate no cry - Newcastle preview http://arseblog.net/2008/01/29/no-woodgate-no-cry-newcastle-preview/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:02:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/29/no-woodgate-no-cry-newcastle-preview/ I do not know where that story came from. There is no truth in it at all. We have never been in touch with Middlesbrough about Jonathan Woodgate. And across the land humble pie was warmed in the oven, headlines were modified and the delete key was used hither and thither. Personally I'm quite happy we didn't sign him. Leaving aside his dubious past we already have too many players who spend more time in the treatment room than on the pitch. I'm sure Robin van Persie and Tomas Rosicky would have liked a new friend to talk to but if they're that desperate I'll buy them a puppy, or something. If you don't count this season Woodgate has played an average of 13 games a season for the last 5 years. At least he can swap stories with Ledley King as he's since signed for Sp*rs. Frankly the whole thing smacks of an agent trying to get the maximum possible out of a team desperate for defensive signings. When you have Kaboul and Dawson you'd be desperate too. I hope he breaks in half during his debut, the zombie looking cunt. Right, onto matters more important and there's a game of football tonight against Newcastle. One of the things I suspected Keegan might do there was lessen the cunt quota but it seems he's decided the best way to deal with someone like Joey Barton is to bring Denis Wise on board. If Joey needs any advice on travelling by taxi I'm sure the man who just walked out on Leeds can help him. From our point of view we're without Rosicky but everyone else from Saturday is available. Tomas's injury is thought to be short term though (until the next one), while Robin van Persie is back in training but still unlikely to hit the first team for another two or three weeks. You'd have to think Adebayor and Eduardo will start up top, Almunia will return in goal, Sagna at right back and the rest of the team more or less picks itself. Three points would put us top of the league as United don't play Portsmouth until tomorrow night. It's a good chance to just put a little bit of pressure on. And speaking of United the draw for the 5th round of the FA Cup was made and it's United at Old Trafford. Typical, but a tasty fixture all the same. Chelsea, as usual, paid someone to ensure they got a lower division side. Jens Lehmann is now officially our FA Cup goalkeeper and Arsene Wenger is hoping that the final will be his last game for the club. Jens himself is being Jens Positivo, saying:
    I believe in this team’s ability to win things and I  believe in my ability to be a part of that.
    How awesome would it be if the FA Cup final was his final game. And he saved a penalty like in 2005. And scored the winner. After running the length of the pitch in a manner which would have made Lionel Messi sit at home and play with himself with excitement. I'd like that. Jens scoring, I mean. Not Messi wanking. Bleurgh. The Online Gooner has a piece that every Arsenal fan should read. Finally, just a reminder that if you haven't voted for Arseblog in the Best European Weblog category for the 2008 Bloggies there's still time. Go here, select Arseblog, then submit. It couldn't be easier, and thanks. Right, busy morning ahead. Here's to three points tonight. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Mathieu Flam-buoyant as we go back to the top http://arseblog.net/2008/01/30/mathieu-flam-buoyant-as-we-go-back-to-the-top/ Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:07:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/30/mathieu-flam-buoyant-as-we-go-back-to-the-top/ Sometimes in football it's the things you don't expect that give you the most pleasure. I don't think there was an Arsenal fan anywhere who would have predicted the emergence of Mathieu Flamini (NDP) as one of the players of the season. It looked like he was on his way out in the summer, thankfully it didn't happen and we've been reaping the rewards since the first game of the season. While others have seen their form dip a little bit he has been the model of consistency, week in week out he's been excellent and last night against Newcastle was probably his performance of the season. He made one, scored a belter, tackled, chased, harried, ran up and down the pitch and was pretty much flawless in everything he did. In the 40th minute there was some slick work between Hleb and Cesc on our right which set Flamini (NDP, FFS) free and his cross found the head of Adebayor who put away his 19th goal of the season. Just moments after that Newcastle had one of their few dangerous moments, helped by a linesman who failed to flag two offside players, but who was back there to make the vital tackle? You know it, it was that man Flamini (NDP, JHC). Into the second half and with about 20 minutes to go Cesc fed Flamini (NDP, PP) who was about 30 yards out and slightly to the left hand side of the goal. He took a touch then launched a rocket of a shot into the top right hand corner. Reminiscent of Thierry's goal against Man City a couple of seasons ago but from further out. He's always been capable of getting goals but they're usually as a result of him arriving late into the box and scrambling it home. It was certainly the best goal of his Arsenal career and absolutely no less than he deserved. The third goal came when Nicklas Bendtner, on for Eduardo, beat the offside trap and laid the ball off to Cesc who slammed it home with his left foot. It's good to see Cesc back on the scoresheet, his last goal having come around three months previously. That's 12 for the season for him now and our 3 goals came from just 4 shots on target in the game. As with the game on Saturday Newcastle hardly troubled us at all. Defensively we were very solid, Diaby had one of the best games I've seen from him in a while, Adebayor can't stop scoring but the focus today should be on Mathieu Flamini (NDPNDPNDPNDPNDPNDP). It was the kind of performance that makes the fact he hasn't yet signed a new deal all the more frustrating. He's just 23 years old, he's proving himself to be a very, very good player and it would be a big shame if he didn't spend the best years of his career at Arsenal. He's got his mates in the side, the fans love him, he's now a vital part of our team so whatever's holding it up, from whichever side, I hope it gets sorted and he signs a new deal. Come on Arsenal, come on Mathieu, sort it. Afterwards Arsene spoke about Flamini (NDP etc) in glowing terms, saying:
    He's growing from game to game and getting stronger. He scored a great goal, but I like the time he took and the composure he showed on the cross for Adebayor. We want him to stay, he wants to stay, it's a question of patience and good positive discussions. I am hoping to finalise it. I am not especially concerned, because I believe what he tells me.
    Well, that all sounds quite positive but I'm still going to keep my fingers crossed and I may even go out and slaughter a rabbit so I can use one of its feet as a lucky charm. Actually, couldn't you keep all of his feet and four times the luck or is there only one lucky foot per rabbit? I think I may have strayed from the point a bit. The crux of the matter is that we're back on top of the league. It might temporary as United entertain Portsmouth this evening and I suppose we can but hope that the south-coast retirement home inmates can do us a favour. It was important not to slip up last night and the boss is impressed with the team and its title credentials. He says:
    We can be patient, move the ball and keep our concentration, not making a mistake. Last year we were not capable of doing that. They can dig in, and I feel we are much more mature than last season.
    And onwards and upwards we go. Next up is Man City on Saturday, a difficult game but one we should go into with a lot of confidence. We're playing well, we're scoring goals, not conceding too many and it appears that just like Madonna, we're getting into the groove. Abou Diaby talks about Lassana Diarra but says he won't follow his 'brother' out of Arsenal. He was good last night, I thought, and there are unconfirmed stories that he's signed a new deal that will keep him at the club until 2012. With Gilberto unlikely to remain at the club beyond the summer and Denilson still raw he could well find himself getting games in central midfield next season. If he were to go into them with the same enthusiasm and energy that he showed last night then I don't think we would complain too much. And that's about that for this morning. Let us bask in the glowing glow of being top of the league again and let us light votive candles and set about the slaughter of rabbits to ensure our bonne chance. Until tomorrow, Flamfans.]]>
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    Theo - Cesc - Ade - Flam - Abou - Beer? http://arseblog.net/2008/01/31/theo-cesc-ade-flam-abou-beer/ Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:02:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/01/31/theo-cesc-ade-flam-abou-beer/ Theo Walcott doesn't reckon a loan move would be as good for him as staying at Arsenal. He says:
    Every day at Arsenal, I train with some of the best players in the world. My game is obviously going to benefit most from being around these people. With respect to other clubs, that's not going to happen anywhere else. That's why I want to push myself every day with Arsenal and try to get into the first team as often as I possibly can.
    I'd tend to agree with that. I think he's better off with us than elsewhere. Not simply from a football point of view but from a personal point of view. Let's face it, all the other clubs in the world are full of cunts. Why would we send him off to work with cunts every day when he can stay with us and only have a couple of cunts to deal with? Cesc has been singing the praises of two of his team-mates. Firstly he's bigging up Adebayor, saying:
    Emmanuel is one of the best in the world, without any doubt. You can not fault him in any way. He works, he defends, he chases the centre-backs, he goes behind, he can play to feet, he has a good first touch and a good technique. He has improved amazingly and for us I don't think we could live without Adebayor right now.
    Repeat that last sentence again and again and again because it's the truest thing ever. Had Togo qualified for the ACN then we'd be somewhat buggered. Then Cesc spoke about Mathieu Flamini (NDP). He said:
    I'm a big fan of his. He's hyperactive, on and off the pitch. I don't know how he does it but he has so much power. With his encouragement we play better. He has so much passion for the game. He enjoys it and he hates losing. He is a very big player for us.
    Aw, I can imagine Cesc sitting at home writing off the Mathieu Flamini fan club then waiting 'up to 28' days for his membership card and enamel badge to arrive in the post. In fact, I think I'll write to them myself. I love Flamini. Arsenal have confirmed that Abou Diaby has signed a new deal with the club which runs until 2012. Good news and let's hope we can see more of the Diaby that played against Newcastle in the games to come. Arsene Wenger has described 15 year old Luke Freeman, our January transfer window MEGASIGNING, as 'a very interesting prospect'. That he's 15 means we can forget about him for a couple of years then write him off completely by the time he's 17 and a half because he's not Maradona. And speaking of Maradona he apparently visited the Newcastle dressing room after the game on Tuesday night. Poor bloke, obviously back on the hard drugs and booze and licking toads. Sad, so very sad. It is transfer deadline day so we can spend all day scouring the newswires to find out who we're not signing. What fun we'll have. That's about it then. Just ahead of the Man City game on Saturday I believe a load of the Dublin Supporters club are meeting in Gibney's in Malahide (home of the Highbury Jumbotron) to watch the Man City game. If, like me, you can't be arsed going all that way there'll be a few of us in the Woolshed on Parnell Street. More details in tomorrow's action packed Arsecast. Right so, have a good day. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Friday and a drunken Arsecast 62 http://arseblog.net/2008/02/01/friday-and-a-drunken-arsecast-62/ Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:49:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/01/friday-and-a-drunken-arsecast-62/ Gael Clichy has been called up the French squad for the first time. Which is good for him. He deserves it. Sadly it means he has to hang around with that cunt Domenech but possibly it'll make that Evra cunt cry, and I can live with that. Goodplaya, the big unhungover bastard, writes about Clichy here. The squad for tomorrow's game against Man City is unchanged because everyone else is injured. Tomas Rosicky is still out, Djourou is out and van Persie is being worked on by doctor Albert Fronkensteen to see if he can come back any time soon. Speaking of the City game, the Dublin supporters club is having a big meet up in Gibneys of Malahide if you fancy going along to that. Too far for me so if you want to join a few of us in the Woolshed on Parnell Street for a pint and the game you're more than welcome. I'll be carrying a copy of yesterday's newspaper and I shall wear a carnation in my lapel. Or something. Cesc says he'll be disappointed if we don't win the title. I know exactly how he feels. I might cry a little. Come on, Cesc, you don't want to make me cry, do you? If ever a squad needed motivation this is it.
    "We must win the league. Not for us. Not for the club. Not for Arsene. But so that big, pickled Dublin cunt doesn't weep tears of his own piss."
    Two young lads went out on loan yesterday. Mark Randall went to Burnley while Kieran Gibbs went to Norwich. Good luck to both of them, hopefully the first team football will do them good. Right then, Arsecast. Arsecasts Right then, in this week's Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I talk to Arseblog forumer Teo who's in Ghana for the African Cup of Nations and we look at it from an Arsenal angle. As well as that The Man in the Bar has a player history, Eboue's in there, there's a brand new feature and the last 3 minutes feature me as drunk as a fucking Lord, finishing off the Arsecast when I came in last night from being out. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode62.mp3] Till tomorrow, boilkmeisters.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/02/02/saturday-round-up-19/ Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:01:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/02/saturday-round-up-19/ Scrooge McDuck Arsene Wenger was able to resist the tempation to buy during the transfer window despite being offered players left, right and centre. God bless his willpower. He is anxious to get a new deal for Mathieu Flamini though, saying: We both want him to stay, but we have not finalised any agreement yet. If you ask me what do I wish — I want it tied up as quickly as possible. We want him to be played as a regular player. The sooner that happens the better. Arsene also called Emmanuel Adebayor the best striker in the league. There's no question the big man has come on leaps and bounds this season and Arsene credits that to a change in mentality. He said:
    He’s a guy who made mistakes at the start of his career, and has realised here that there’s another life rather than being easy. He smells that he can win, and is a winner. When he realised that he could live in the big world of top-class football players it changed him, and today he’s a different animal, mainly mentally. He realised he wasted some time and it was time for him to be serious.
    Perhaps it was the development in his sense of smell that helped him kick on. Fact is he now scares defenders and that's a big advantage for him. He can smell their fear. If he wanted to he could let them loose in a forest and give them an hour's head-start but he'd still be able to smell them and track them and then rip their throats out with his powerful teeth. Oh yes. Another player who scares defenders is Cristiano Ronaldo and AW revealed we were close to signing him at one stage. I thought this was a story everyone knew but it seems not. The story, as I understand it, is that we had agreed a fee of around £4.5m with Sporting Lisbon and the transfer was going through only for United to gazump us to the tune of £12.5m. Rather a lot, you have to say (considering they were willing to accept so much less from us), and it was one of the transfers that caused the Coolmore boys (Magnier and McManus) to ask questions of the way the club was being run when they had a significant shareholding in United. Make of that what you will. All water under the bridge now though. And that's about the size of it. We can go back to the top, albeit briefly, with three points against City today. United play Sp*rs at 3pm and that's always a guaranteed three points for the reds so don't even bother hoping that the lily-white cunts can do us any kind of favour at all. See some of you in the Woolshed for the game, laters.]]>
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    Adebayor too hot for City http://arseblog.net/2008/02/03/adebayor-too-hot-for-city/ Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:30:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/03/adebayor-too-hot-for-city/ Eleven goals in his last eight games is as good a reason as any for all Arsenal fans to be thankful that Togo didn't qualify for the African Cup of Nations. The big man got two against City yesterday to send us, thanks to Sp*rs result against United, back to the top of the league. The first came when Petrov's misplaced pass gave us the ball. Petrov then stood admiring his handiwork as Hleb set Sagna free, he drove past the defender to the byline, cut the ball back and Adebayor's shot went in off Micah Richards. Those are the sort of goals that go in when you're banging them in left, right and centre. Give him the ball...you know what he'll doAdebayor had a big hand in the second too. Clichy's cross to the back post was cushioned down by the head of the Togonator and Eduardo, who did look offside it has to be said, brought it down on his chest, swiveled and fired it into the bottom corner. A deadly finish from a player who was probably due a goal. Then an uncharacteristic mistake by Gael Clichy saw City get one back. He got caught in possession by Corluka and he squared it for Fernandes to make it 2-1. It was a bad error by Clichy but thankfully it wasn't too costly. Given the season he's had it would have been unfair. The third came late on and it sums up Adebayor perfectly. With City pressing, but not really causing us any problems, the ball broke and Adebayor set off only to be floored by a cynical Elano trip. For once the referee played a good advantage and Hleb took it on, played it to Cesc who played it back across goal and when it broke who was there but Adebayor. He'd picked himself up, joined in the attack again and he sealed the game. That kind of enthusiasm, that willingness to be involved in everything is rare. So late in the game other strikers might have not bothered getting forward after being so blatantly fouled. He has become hugely important to us and he is reaping the rewards for all his hard work. It's a pleasure watching him at the moment. Arsene Wenger says he is now the complete forward and as well as the goals he scores with his feet he is a massive threat in the air. As good as Thierry Henry was he rarely scored headers. Off the top of my head now I can think of at least 5 in the league (there may be more) and that has really provided an extra dimension to our attack. It's nice that he's winning people over as well and I hope that when he does go through a period without a goal, like all strikers do, people don't start getting on his back again. A word too for Philippe Senderos at the back. He had another very good game and I think himself and Gallas work well together as a partnership. Gallas, like Toure, prefers to sit off and try and nick the second ball. Senderos will always attack it, challenge for headers, try and get in ahead of the attacker. We've been very solid at the back in recent games and while some of it is because we haven't had a huge amount to deal with, there's no question the form of both Senderos and Gallas is a big factor too. I'm happy to see Big Phil do well though, I thought some of the stick he was getting when he wasn't playing well was way OTT. And as I mentioned Sp*rs managed to sneak a 1-1 against United. Typically they could have won it but Tevez scored in the last minute to salvage a point for them. We now sit two points clear of United at the top and 6 clear of Chelsea who were held 1-1 by Portsmouth. All in all a most satisfactory day for the Arsenal. We now have almost 10 days until our next game, a Monday night home game against Blackburn Rovers. Plenty of time to give the legs a rest and a good recharge before the schedule starts to get hectic again with the FA Cup game against United then the first leg of the Champions League against AC Milan. In other news the People rather artibrarily links us to a €20m summer move for Ricardo Quaresma. And that's about it. I've got to have some breakfast then I'm away to play football. Have a good Sunday, more tomorrow.]]> 686 2008-02-03 10:30:26 2008-02-03 08:30:26 closed open adebayor-too-hot-for-city publish 0 0 post 0 PHW - Cesc - Ivory Coast - Adebaysubtitle http://arseblog.net/2008/02/04/phw-cesc-ivory-coast-adebaysubtitle/ Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:28:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/04/phw-cesc-ivory-coast-adebaysubtitle/ Chairman PHW has called the FA 'out of touch with reality' for their view that clubs should produce more players for England. He says:
    Think why anyone would makes these comments wizzle arsenal n many gangsta league clubs is spend'n a lot of money on tha acadizzles aint our fault if many english pimp is not good enough. it is tha same fo` every one of tha big clubs now , betta check yo self. we find brotha world-wide. football is now global. fo' sho' like a mutha fucka.
    Which, you have to admit, is very difficult to argue with. Cesc reckons the title is a three horse race with Chelsea the quiet horse coming up on the outside with its stealthy non-clopping shoes so nobody can hear it thus making it the quiet horse as referred to earlier in this very paragraph. They certainly shouldn't be discounted and with Ghana and the Ivory Coast doing well in Africa let's hope they start to feel the absence of some of their big players before the tournament ends. The Ivory Coast won their 1/4 final last night without Kolo Toure but the Arsenal man is still worried about the effects the competition will have on his season. From a purely footballing point of view it's an odd one, he'd be playing for us if he were here so we can't really complain that the matches will fatigue him, but I suppose it's the travelling, being away from home and all the other stuff that will have an effect. Ever have problems understanding Ade's post-match interviews? Fear not, TorontoGooner has provided a wonderful subtitling service. Awesome. Carlos Vela played in the rain last night for Osasuna against Barcelona but had a relatively quiet game, one half-chance in the first half apart. All good for his development though. Former Gunner Alex Manninger can take a punch. There's not much else going on this early of a Monday morning. And I had a poxy night's sleep. One of those nights where it takes forever to get to sleep despite being tired then having really long, epic, tiring dreams when you do nod off. Anyway, such is life. I'm off. Wish me luck. Laters.]]>
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    Stuff about Theo + Ade, Freeman and how to beat Brazil http://arseblog.net/2008/02/05/stuff-about-theo-ade-freeman-and-how-to-beat-brazil/ Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:22:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/05/stuff-about-theo-ade-freeman-and-how-to-beat-brazil/ Stuart Pearce is confident that Arsene Wenger will do what's best for the young man. He says:
    There's one man who will know what's best for Theo and that's Arsene. It's in his interest to make sure that he's got a fantastic young player, who is extremely young at this moment in time. I know full well if you take Theo out of Arsenal and put him in a lesser side somewhere he'll start every week. But he's playing for one of the top sides in the world, so he's not going to start every week.
    Martin Keown echoes those thoughts, saying:

    There’s no doubt that Theo is better off at Arsenal. The best place for him is under Arsene Wenger’s wing. Arsene has a great record of bringing young talent through and I’m certain that will be the case with Theo. He’s got everything you need to be a top-class player — speed, agility, and skill. I just think that he needs to grow up and learn the game though.

    Personally I think he's suffering from the weight of expectation, the transfer fee was a big one for such a young player and having seen Cesc and others make their mark early we've probably been a little disappointed that Theo hasn't done similarly. I don't suppose it helped when he scored a couple of goals for England U21s a year or so ago and everyone immediately began comparing him to Thierry Henry. Talk about setting him up for a fall.

    There's no question he needs to improve his game and I can understand some of the frustration about him but I think we need to be patient and give the lad a bit more time. There's a reason why Arsene bought him, there's a reason why he continues to play him, and that's because he thinks he can make it at Arsenal. And that's not the same thing as making it at Blackburn or some other mid-table club. There are standards which are higher than at most other clubs and they take some living up to. If in two years time, when he'll be just about to turn 21, we've seen no real progress from him, then we should start be a bit worried, not now.

    Arsene talks about two strikers. Firstly, Emmanuel Adebayor who he says is a changed man. Certainly scoring lots and lots of goals is a very good change indeed. And were he able to shapeshift and change into the form of various animals that would be even better. We could called him Manimal Adebayor. Sweet. Secondly he talks about new signing Luke Freeman who has made an impression on him apparently. The young man does a wicked Tommy Cooper but I'm told his Frank Spencer is less than convincing.

    Mark Randall is having a good time up in Burnley. He's impressed with their style of football and seems determined to make his loan spell a fruitful one.

    Philippe Senderos, who will play for Switzerland against England tomorrow night, is, naturally enough, hoping for a Swiss win but knows all the players will be out to impress the new boss, Don Fabio. Personally I couldn't care less about any of the friendlies tomorrow. Ireland are playing Brazil and the only thing we can hope for is that the Brazilians are put off by the poxy weather we've been having here lately.

    Either that or we do what the Irish cricket team did to the West Indies many years ago. The Windies were in Ireland for a one day game and the night before were treated to an evening of food and drink and some more drink and a few pints and sure go on you might as well have another pint there and oh what's this a little whiskey and so forth. The next day, so hungover and dying to go for Guinness poos were the West Indies that Ireland bowled them out for less than 60 runs. That's what we need.

    Right, that's it. I have no more. Until tomorrow, Arsefans.

     

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    International injuries - Theo - Hleb - Phil - 'holic http://arseblog.net/2008/02/06/international-injuries-theo-hleb-phil-holic/ Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:23:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/06/international-injuries-theo-hleb-phil-holic/ he scored last night for England U21s against Ireland and afterwards says he doesn't listen to critics. Good for him. And Mrs Woo tells me that for all the bleating and bluster from the press about English players Theo was the only one currently playing for a 'top 4' club. So there. Rumours in recent weeks have linked Alexander Hleb with Barcelona but his agent has scotched those, saying:
    I can understand why Barcelona would be interested in Alex. But Alex loves life at Arsenal. He feels he is at the best club in the world. He has the ideal manager, he loves his team-mates and loves London. Why would he want to leave?
    Weather? More money? To learn Catalan? To go on the big merry-go-round up at Tibidabo? For the shopping on Passeig de Gracia? To have a constant supply of those awesome shawarmas they sell from that little shop on C/Escudellers? Lots of topless babes on the beach in summer? To play with his good friend Thierry again ...erm... Just some of the reasons he might want to leave but I don't see it happening. I suppose it tells you a lot about how much progress he's made this season that Barcelona are even interested at all. Philippe Senderos is hoping to give Arsene Wenger a selection problem when Kolo returns from the ACN. The big Swiss says:
    It is great to be getting a run in the team, and the results are coming as well. Every time I come into a game, I always try to give my best and try to keep in the team. Hopefully I will give good problems to the manager. I always try to fight for my place.
    Can't fault the attitude and himself and Gallas do work well together. Gilberto admits he doesn't see a future for himself at Arsenal. Depending on what's happened to Flamini he might well have a big role to play between now and the end of the season but the Brazilian can see the writing on the wall. Which is much better than seeing Marlene on the wall. While not wishing to revel in the misfortune of others, well not someone like Kaka who seems a decent chap, the Brazilian could miss the Champions League games against Arsenal with knee problems. Had it been John Terry, for example, I'd be laughing my head off. The new wonderkid Alexader Pato is doubtful as well. With Gattuso likely to be missing as well it's good news for us. Finally for today, if you're a Virgin Media or NTL customer and you've subscribed to the Setanta Sports pack in the hope of getting Arsenal TV you'll know there have been some problems. Goonerholic is our Arsenal blog watchdog type dude so check out his site for more. Right, off we go. Fingers crossed for tonight. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Me and Arsene hate international friendlies. Great minds and all that... http://arseblog.net/2008/02/07/me-and-arsene-hate-international-friendlies-great-minds-and-all-that/ Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:14:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/07/me-and-arsene-hate-international-friendlies-great-minds-and-all-that/ Arsene Wenger, being a man of great mind, thinks exactly the same. I said exactly. Having seen Mathieu Flamini pick up an injury in midweek the boss said:
    That is one (round of international friendlies) you could do without. I think that if you did a poll of all the clubs involved in the Champions League I wouldn't be surprised if 100 per cent of them said let's get rid of it.
    Obviously Arsene is slightly more coarse than I in the way that he expresses his dislike but the sentiment is identical. We still don't know how serious the Flamster's injury is or if we've suffered any further losses after last night's useless games. Lots of our lads played last night but I can't be arsed looking up who played for how long and stuff. With our next game not until Monday perhaps those extra couple of days will do us some good if anyone has come back a bit crocked. Theo Walcott says he's willing to be patient to fight his way into the Arsenal team on a more regular basis. He says:
    I've got to work hard in training, take every game as it comes, perform well and I'll get that consistent run. If I get a consistent run of games I'll get better and better. I've got to perform and that's my main target. I'm trying to get a few more appearances for Arsenal.
    He scored a nice goal against Ireland U21s the other night so that'll give him some confidence. The semi-finals of the ACN take place today. Alex Song will likely play for Cameroon against the hosts Ghana while Kolo could return for the Ivory Coast as they play defending champions Egypt. The final is on Sunday with the 3rd/4th place game on the Saturday, so unless the clubs beaten tonight use that game to give some of the other lads a run out our boys are still going to play 2 more games. Other than that there's very little happening. So I'll go and eat some breakfast then. It'll probably be a bacon sandwich with HP sauce. Either that or Alpen. Hahaha, it'll definitely be a bacon sandwich. What do you think I am? Some kind of new-age hippy munching on oats and raisins of a morning? Update: If you want to see the Arsenal in Dublin tonight head along to Dalymount Park where the Arsenal Ladies are playing the Irish ladies football team at 7.30pm . Till tomorrow.]]>
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    The 'foreign round' is the worst idea in history + Arsecast 63 http://arseblog.net/2008/02/08/the-foreign-round-is-the-worst-idea-in-history-arsecast-63/ Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:06:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/08/the-foreign-round-is-the-worst-idea-in-history-arsecast-63/ Mathieu Flamini reckons he'll be ok but I'll wait to hear it from AW. Arsenal will have a representative in the ACN final. The smart money was on both Ghana and the Ivory Coast winning their semi-finals but Cameroon and Egypt caused the upsets. This means Alex Song will play for the final for Cameroon and it seems he's rather come of age during the tournament. It's disappointment for Kolo and Eboue though but there's still the 3rd-4th place playoff game to contend with. Hopefully the Ivory Coach will decide to play some players who haven't had a chance during the tournament and give our lads a rest. Jens Lehmann has found himself on the end of some rather barbed criticism from the German coach and the German press after a less than convincing performance against Austria in the week. It seems a bit churlish of them to criticise him after being so quick to praise him when he did play despite being out of the Arsenal team. Robert Pires says he'd like to end his career at Arsenal but knows that's probably not going to happen. He says he'd love to come back and work for Arsenal in the future though. I really love Bob Pires. What a player he was. And what an icon of facial hair too. I'm sure you've read that all 20 Premier League clubs have unanimously agreed to explore the possibility of a 'foreign round' of top flight games. This would mean adding a fixture to the calendar, having cities bid for them, then the clubs go and play. Frankly, they should explore the depths of my anus, the fucking cunts. To say this is the most ill-conceived, badly thought-out, preposterous notion in the history of English football is not going quite far enough. I hate this idea. The obvious problem is that 20 teams = 38 games per season, not 39. How do they fairly decide who plays who? Imagine relegation or the title being decided by this one round of games which has no sporting value whatsoever. It's a money making machine. Honestly, if Arsenal fans abroad want to see Arsenal play either wait for a pre/post season tour or save up and come to London. Simple as that. Making the league a travelling circus is a fucking disaster, if you ask me, and while we're only at the proposal stage it's a shame not one club had the balls to stand up against it. It's a shameful way to behave. Somebody is waving a carrot and all the clubs are like donkeys, addicted to carrot donkeys. Carrotoholics. I realise there's a lot of money to be made but there really is more to football than money. Wait, that's stupid. There obviously isn't these days and it's very, very sad. More thoughts in today's Arsecast and more thoughts here on Left Back. Don't forget there's still a copy of the Arsenal Opus to be win. There are 11 finalists to be voted for in the O2 competition but each person who votes is entered into a draw for a copy of the Opus for themselves. There are other prizes like match tickets and merchandise too, so for more info on the competition and how to vote click here. So, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I chat with Goonerholic about Arsenal TV, there are some thoughts on the 'foreign round' proposal, the Man in the Bar has a player history, Eboue is in there, there's more culture in the Culture Corner and other stuff too. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode63.mp3] That's it. Have a good Friday, more tomorrow.]]> 691 2008-02-08 10:06:42 2008-02-08 08:06:42 closed open the-foreign-round-is-the-worst-idea-in-history-arsecast-63 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1317 http://7amkickoff.wordpress.com/2008/02/08/the-39th-parallel/ 66.135.48.152 2008-02-08 16:30:08 2008-02-08 14:30:08 1 pingback 0 0 Arsene 20-80 for the foreign round - Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/02/09/arsene-20-80-for-the-foreign-round-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:21:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/09/arsene-20-80-for-the-foreign-round-saturday-round-up/ there's talk of Kolo Toure playing even though he can't leave Ghana until after the 3rd/4th place play-off game later today. After a gruelling tournament to fly straight back and into the team might be too much even for Kolo. Hopefully Senderos and Flamini will be ok though, that'd ease the burden somewhat, and there's still a couple of days for little niggles to clear up. Fingers crossed. One man who may play is Gilberto but he's not a happy man. After a blinding season last time around he's finding his demotion hard to cope with. He says:
    To this day I’m waiting for an explanation as to this change. The truth is I found out about it through the newspapers. I thought I had a good season last year and I saw no reason for what has happened. If I continue not to play, then leaving Arsenal is inevitable I could not cope with another season like this one when Wenger has made me feel totally useless. A player must be able to smile. A sad Brazilian is no good, especially on a football pitch. Right now I really am struggling to battle on.
    You've got to feel for the bloke, he really did have a great season last time around and the way he discovered the captaincy was being given to Gallas was a bit shabby. Given how well things have gone this season, how well Gallas has taken the captain's role and how well Flamini has done in his position, it's difficult to argue against the manager's decisions (however shabbily they might have been implemented). All the same it's hard not to feel for Gilberto who has given us good service down the years. Obviously Arsene was asked about the foreign round of games and I was, I have to say, surprised at his reaction to it. I thought it would be something he'd be dead set against but typically his response is very measured. He says:
    By principle, I am not against innovation. If it's just to make £5 or £6million more then it's not worth doing. You have to respect basic criteria - the competitiveness of our League, the fairness of our League, and, as well make sure that it is a promotion for our football. It's not worth doing it only for money. Having said that, it deserves a deeper look into because it's not a decision, and you have to think forward always.
    And while it's at the discussion stage that's reasonable enough. Arsene was asked by a Daily Star reporter if he was 50/50 'in favour' of the plan, his response was that it was '20-80'. That's 20 for, 80 against. I don't think he's the kind of man to rule out anything without having all the possible information so while a fan's response is much more vehement his is more considered. However, from a man who routinely criticises the international friendlies and the national associations making their players travel for no good reason I would have expected a more negative reaction. Especially when I can't see any 'fair' way to add an extra fixture to the league season. I still think it's one of the worst things I've ever heard of. The reaction of fans from all clubs has been almost entirely negative and it's rare that so many football fans agree on the same thing. That just means this is an idea so shit that nobody can get behind it. The Football Supporters Federation has set up a petition on their site if you fancy signing it. I suppose that this thing would also need the approval of FIFA and UEFA. I remember when Wimbledon were trying to relocate to Dublin and that was scuppered because games weren't allowed to be played outside of England (amongst other reasons). Perhaps that will be the same this time. Right, that's about that. No football for us today or tomorrow. Booo. Having to wait until Monday is crap. Still, enjoy your weekend whatever you get up to.]]>
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    Easy like Sunday morning http://arseblog.net/2008/02/10/easy-like-sunday-morning/ Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:24:02 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/10/easy-like-sunday-morning/ Arsene Wenger talking about David Bentley then be my guest. Me, I can't be arsed because that rat-faced little cunt has done nothing but stick the knife into Arsenal and Arsene since he left. His place in the England team is entirely down to the fact that this is the worst crop of English players for 740 years and I hope he has a fucking nightmare tomorrow night. You have to love Arsene though. Despite the crap that has come out of Bentley's mouth in the couple of years since he left Arsenal the manager remains polite and I'm sure he is genuinely happy that the little cunt is doing ok for himself. I'm quite he sure he didn't lose his passion for management through working with ingrates like Bentley, however difficult it might have been. Alex Song should be fit to take part in the final of the ACN today. He was a doubt through injury and he's not 100% sure to play but fingers crossed he will. Kolo and Eboue were on the bench last night as Ghana beat the Ivory Coast 4-2 in the 3rd/4th place play-off. They'll now be whisked back to London ASAP as most of the squad has caught VanPersie. It's contagious. And that's really it. I'm off to play football this morning, my retirement looming ever closer. Hopefully there'll be more to talk about tomorrow. Until then.]]> 693 2008-02-10 10:24:02 2008-02-10 08:24:02 closed open easy-like-sunday-morning publish 0 0 post 0 Arsenal can go 5 clear but Blackburn will be tough http://arseblog.net/2008/02/11/arsenal-can-go-5-clear-but-blackburn-will-be-tough/ Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:12:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/11/arsenal-can-go-5-clear-but-blackburn-will-be-tough/ Arsene Wenger says has matured after having things to say about Blackburn in the past, and Robin van Persie were critical of Mark Hughes' team. Van Persie got kicked in the head at Ewood Park in August and it's a pity he's not fit for this one, he does love to score against Blackburn. There have been some tasty battles in this fixture in the past few years and with Blackburn also struggling with some injuries you can be quite sure they'll get stuck right in from the start. That said I think we've still got the quality with the players we have to win this one. There are goals in Adebayor and Eduardo, Bendtner scored for Denmark last week and if Cesc and Flamini are fit in the middle then they should have too much for whoever Blackburn have in there. So, fingers crossed for the right result tonight. In the past we've had a tendency not to take advantage when the other results have gone our way. We haven't shown the 'killer instinct' that other teams have, tonight is an opportunity to do just that. Now, loads to do this morning, busy busy busy, but mostly in a good way. Mostly. Till tomorrow.]]> 694 2008-02-11 10:12:46 2008-02-11 08:12:46 closed open arsenal-can-go-5-clear-but-blackburn-will-be-tough publish 0 0 post 0 Senderos and Adebayor put us 5 clear http://arseblog.net/2008/02/12/senderos-and-adebayor-put-us-5-clear/ Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:21:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/12/senderos-and-adebayor-put-us-5-clear/ You'd have to admit it wasn't pretty, it wasn't tremendously entertaining, it wasn't easy viewing at times but in the end it was three points and that's exactly what we were looking for. The squad was down to its bare bones, Senderos and Flamini playing through injuries while the bench consisted of Fabianski, Bendtner and three full backs, one of whom (Kerrea Gilbert) hasn't been in a first team squad since February 2006. Still, we started very brightly and kept possession well, eventually winning a corner. Eduardo's inswinger was met by Philippe Senderos who thudded a header past a static Brad Friedel. 1-0 Arsenal and you hoped that the early goal would spark a couple more but it wasn't to be. Flamini had one good chance which drew a save from the keeper and another which he booted over the bar. We were definitely off the boil, passes were going astray and the game itself was lethargic. Neither side seemed to play with any kind of pace or conviction and little by little Blackburn came back into it without being particularly threatening. One half chance fell to McCarthy and his crap header was nearly met by Santa Cruz but that was about it. The second half was dull as well. Previous meetings with Blackburn have been spiky but there was little niggle this time. It would be easy to suggest that the lack of Robbie Savage is entirely to blame so that's what I'll do. Without the afghan hound looking cunt Blackburn weren't nearly as scummy as they have been in the past. At 1-0 you're always worried although the nearest they got to a goal was a Bentley free kick which was going wide anyway. It had been billed as the match when Bentley showed Arsene Wenger why he was wrong to let him go. Wenger's decision looks sound to me. We had some chances in the second half though. Hleb smacked a rocket against the post and had a left foot drive well saved. Cesc had two, one wide, one over the bar, Friedel saved twice from Adebayor but eventually the big man got his goal. Hleb controlled a pass in the box, cut inside and played it to Adebayor who cut inside himself and drilled it past Friedel to make it 2-0 in injury time. He hadn't had his best game by a long shot but to still grab a goal when not at the top of his game is good stuff. That's 12 goals in 9 games for him now and that's just awesome form. Afterwards Arsene delcared himself happy and while he wasn't getting carried away he knows this is a great opportunity for us. He said:
    It was a very good weekend for us because after the results of yesterday we were a bit under pressure to take advantage of the situation. We did it. There is still a long way to go. We still have twelve games, we are in a good position, we believe we can do it but we are not a fool as well. We know it's far from being over and we will have to fight until the last minute of the championship, certainly. In our minds we believe we can do it and we want to grab this chance.
    You know, I hadn't really thought about there only being 12 games to go. It doesn't sound like a lot, does it? But a lot can happen in 3 games let alone 12 so there's a lot of football still to be played. All the same, it's a very nice position to be in and when you consider we've got players to come back from international duty and injuries which will bolster the squad then hopefully we'll have the energy and freshness to keep us going till the end of the season. I thought some of the lads looked a little jaded and off their game. Gilberto really does look like half the player he was and I'd have had Bendtner on for Eduardo at some point in the second half but you can't argue with the results, can you? Check out this stat, provided by a French pal: On Feb 10 2004, Arsenal won 2-0 at home (v So'ton), TH14 scored his 19th of the season in the League; on the 11th, United lost at home (3-2 to Boro), and Arsenal went 5 points clear. On Feb 11 2008, Arsenal won 2-0 at home, Adebayor scored his 19th of the season in the League, the day after United had lost at home, and Arsenal went 5 points clear. Interesting, non? The next league game is Birmingham City away, and we'll be wanting to put right the two points dropped at home just a few weeks ago. In the meantime though are a couple of very tasty fixtures. First up United in the FA Cup on Saturday followed by AC Milan on Wednesday in the first leg of the Champions League. It'll be interesting to see what sort of team the boss picks for United with Wednesday in mind. He may not have too many options, in fairness, but hopefully there'll be a couple back by then. Anyway, that's all to come and we can deal with that as the week progresses. Now though, we should just be happy to sit 5 clear at the top. There's a nice view from up here. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Adebayor - Senderos - FA Cup - Demento - Usmanov - Kroenke - Dingle http://arseblog.net/2008/02/13/adebayor-senderos-fa-cup-demento-usmanov-kroenke-dingle/ Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:17:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/13/adebayor-senderos-fa-cup-demento-usmanov-kroenke-dingle/ Kolo and Eboue are in contention while Tomas Rosicky seems to have recovered from his latest attack of Aliadieritis and could start as well. I have to say my approach to Saturday's game is just to see what happens. If we lose I don't think I'm going to get too stressed about it to be honest. Personally I could live without the FA Cup on the run in to the title. I do love the cup and if we keep going in it, as we have done in the past, without any damage to our title bid then that'd great. If we lose then it just means we can focus more on winning the league title which, I think, is the prize we all want this season. I know it's United, I know games against them are ones you never want to lose, and I'm quite sure on Saturday I'll be shouting and roaring and wishing Demento dead when watching it, but at this early stage it's easier to be a more objective about the whole thing. Philippe Senderos talks about how an improvement in our set-piece play this season has made a difference. Not just from an attacking point of view but defensively we're much more solid than last season. Maybe that's because we're better organised, maybe it's because we haven't had a goalkeeper who winds up the opposition and distracts his defence (although wait for United to try and get Jens wound up on Saturday), maybe it's better coaching. Whatever it is, it's good. Emmanuel Adebayor says motivational calls and texts from Thierry Henry have helped him this season. The Togonator says:
    Thierry to me is like a big brother. e calls me and we have a lot of chats. He believes in my strength and my quality so I just want to thank him a lot because he helped me out a lot. A lot of times he sends me messages saying that I may have scored 15 or 16 but I know you can score more if you concentrate in every game.
    Think about it, if one or two texts from Thierry is having such an impact what if we all sent him a text telling him we believe he can score six goals a game between now and the end the season? It couldn't fail. Anyone got his number? In the meantime check out another one of his fantastic post-match interviews, with subtitles. Alan Smith on Adebayor:
    If he carries on like this, Adebayor could conceivably be regarded, in the future, as the best all-round centre-forward England has seen.
    There really is nothing like the English press to overblow something, is there? I thought Smith would be a little more reserved than that. It wasn't long ago people were saying Adebayor wasn't good enough for Arsenal, now he's potentially the best forward English football has ever seen. Fuck's sake. I'm enjoying the big man's season, it's brilliant to see him develop in front of our eyes but stories like this don't do anybody any good. Least of all Alan Smith who should really know better. When you raise expectations the way he has then you can only be disappointed. Arsenal fans should just enjoy the fact that we've got ourselves a hell of a player who is at an age where he can get even better. We'll leave the hyperbole to the punidts. Demento reckons the title will go down to the wire. Fucking hell, what a expert on the game he is. There are three top teams in contention and he comes out with a remark like that. I wish I could know as much about football as he did. The Mirror tries to make out like he's beginning the mind games but this isn't it. Wait for it though. The Guardian reports that Stan Kroenke will be attending the AC Milan game next week. Alisher Usmanov, or at least a 'party representing' him will also be there. Apparently this will be awkward. I don't see how. Kroenke might be a speculator but at least he doesn't go around bullying websites who express legitimate concerns about his involvement in the club. Plus he's not a big fat cunt. Finally for today I have to say thanks to Colm Bambury who is part of the Arsenal Supporters Club in Dingle, Co Kerry. He was talking to a friend of mine last week and sent me up a fine piece of Arsenal Dingle shirt. Cheers to you, Colm, and to all the Arsenal fans down there. Good to know some Kerrymen appreciate real football. Right, I now have to take my car to the garage where repairs will cost me a million and twenty-seven euros. Hurrah!]]>
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    Thursday stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/02/14/thursday-stuff/ Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:39:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/14/thursday-stuff/ Abou Diaby reckons it'll be a game which won't lack intensity. And while United v Arsenal is rarely a game that disappoints you have to wonder will both teams have an eye on the Champions League games the following week. I think the the manager will rotate as much as he possibly can - he might rest Gallas, Adebayor, Sagna even Clichy and Fabregas, but I suppose it all depends on who he's got fit. Theo Walcott, who would be a candidate to start the game, is struggling with a thigh injury. According to that same article Cesc has a throat infection, Almunia (who wouldn't have started anyway) has a stomach bug and Robin van Persie is being worked on by Dr Fronkensteen to bring him back to life before the end of the season. Alexander Hleb says our league form has put the disappointment of the Carling Cup defeat to Sp*rs behind us. I don't think it had too many long lasting effects but then Sp*rs are mostly an irrelevance. Could there be a psychological blow if we lose to United in the cup on Saturday? I'm not sure there would really. We've still got to go back there in the league and that's the important game. Ryan Giggs has warned Arsenal to watch out and says he doubts Arsenal can take the pressure and expectation. There's certainly nobody in the Arsenal squad who thinks the league is won, not by a long shot. More crap from Catalunya sees Arsene Wenger linked with the Barcelona job. They are nothing if not a pack of tedious cunts, are they? They spent all summer saying Cesc should leave because Arsenal were finished, now when we're top of the league they want to get their greedy little hands on our manager. Fuck off, stupid cunts. Seriously. Giovanni Trapattoni has been appointed manager of Ireland that could mean Liam Brady becomes his assistant. We don't quite know yet what that might mean to his Arsenal work, Trapattoni hopes Arsene Wenger will let him combine his duties with us with the Ireland role so we'll see what happens. Have a listen to former Arsenal coach Don Givens (one of the panel appointed to select a new manager) talk about the Italian's strange desire for the job. Ahead of that Champions League game against AC Milan comes bad news for the Italian club. Ronaldo will miss the game after completely severing the tendon in his left knee, an injury which could well end his career. There are supposed doubts over Kaka and Pato but I suspect both of them will be fit to play. Arsenal have moved from 9th to 5th in Deloitte's football rich list. And that's about that. Time to do some Arsecast prep, tomorrow I'll be talking to Amy Lawrence amongst other things, so make sure you tune in for that. Till then.]]> 697 2008-02-14 10:39:34 2008-02-14 08:39:34 closed open thursday-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 Injuries piling up + Arsecast 64 http://arseblog.net/2008/02/15/injuries-piling-up-arsecast-64/ Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:29:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/15/injuries-piling-up-arsecast-64/ it does look as if injuries are going to play their part. Gael Clichy is struggling with a hamstring strain so I suspect he'll be rested for the Milan game, Bacary Sagna misses the game for 'personal reasons' while Philippe Senderos is a doubt with knee/thigh problems. So Hoyte and Traore to face Ronaldo and co. Oh well. Que sera sera. Arsene Wenger says of the team he'll pick:
    It will be as strong as possible so we have a good chance to win the game without putting the rest of the season into jeopardy by risking injuries. But I will have a busy night thinking about what I'll do and how I will do it.
    As I mentioned earlier in the week my view of this game is that it would be very nice to win it but not too devastating if we lost. We have bigger fish to fry this season, I think, and while Wenger's teams are perfectly capable of doing doubles, as we all know, you just wonder if this squad has the depth to the cope with FA Cup games during what's going to be a very intense run-in to the title. We should get full team news later today. Cesc has revealed he's in new contract talks with the club. Speaking to Spanish radio station Cadena Ser he said:
    I have a contract in force until 2014 and I am talking with my club, who are interested in renegotiating it. I want to succeed at Arsenal and that the club wants me is fundamental. I only think of winning as many titles as possible here at Arsenal.
    What can you say? Splendid stuff. The Sun says his wages will go from £50,000 a week to £80,000 a week. And he's still so young. Imagine what he'll be earning when he's 30. Trevor Francis was the first million pound footballer when Brian Clough paid all that money for him so many years ago. Cesc could be the first million pounds a week footballer. Did I ever mention to Cesc that I have a pretty daughter who is fluent in Catalan? Martin Keown talks about the incident with Cunt van Nistelcunt, amongst other things (thanks to Tony for the heads-up). Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I chat to Amy Lawrence about our position at the top of the table and the upcoming games against United and AC Milan, I also chat to Teo about the emergence of Alex Song in the ACN, Eboue is in there, the Man in the Bar has a plaintive player history and there's the usual guff. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode64.mp3] Finally for today Toffs have just relaunched their website and to celebrate they have given Arseblog readers the chance to get 15% off any purchase for the next week. All you have to do is fill your basket then use the code - leaders (please note lower case). Anyway, there's loads of cool Arsenal stuff on there so take advantage while you can. The offer runs out next Friday. Right so, have a good day. More tomorrow.]]>
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    FA Cup preview + Fat & Orange still fat and orange http://arseblog.net/2008/02/16/fa-cup-preview-fat-orange-still-fat-and-orange/ Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:56:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/16/fa-cup-preview-fat-orange-still-fat-and-orange/ talks about retiring, about how important Liam Brady (linked with a job in the new Ireland set-up) is to the club, denies any move for a 36 year old Egyptian goalkeeper and said that while Cesc is fully committed to Arsenal there are no new contract talks going on. Which is not a surprise as Cesc only signed a 46 year deal a short time ago. William Gallas has ensured United are not up for the rest of the season by calling them arrogant. Erm, ooops? Wouldn't it be better to wait till the end of the season to call them names? I know it's true and all, as it would be if you call them a pack of piss-drinking cuntbutlers but timing is everything. Alisher Usmanov - fat cuntIn other less skinny and more fat, ugly and disgusting news, Alisher Usmanov, the fat cunt, has bought some more Arsenal shares taking his stake in the club to 24%. Did you ever see one of those programmes on TV where they show you liposuction and them sucking the fat out of people. It's fucking horrible, isn't it? Imagine how long it would take to suck all the fat out of that fat cunt. And imagine you had to sit in the waiting room with his poxy orange henchman while they did it. Yack. Once again Fat & Orange have paid over the market price for their shares, perhaps they found some more dead people to get the shares off. It has been nice that the last few months have been relatively quiet with regards to this despicable duo but once again they've raised their ugly heads. They do love to ensure that they take as much focus away from the football side of things. When we're going well on the pitch and that's what all the focus should be on then they'll pop up to remind you they're still around. They really are pathetic, from Dein's pitiable attempts to claim credit for Arsene signing a new contract to Usmanov being a guest of Sp*rs directors at the North London derby there's no end to their execrable headline grabbing. It's as good a time as any to remind you of the Arsenal Trust, check it out, and remember that continued exposure to Fat & Orange could be fatal for your football club. Right so, that's about it. Time for some breakfast, then I have to work until the game, then I might just drink a beer or two. Till tomorrow.]]> 699 2008-02-16 12:56:10 2008-02-16 10:56:10 closed open fa-cup-preview-fat-orange-still-fat-and-orange publish 0 0 post 0 A bad day at the office http://arseblog.net/2008/02/17/a-bad-day-at-the-office/ Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:48:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/17/a-bad-day-at-the-office/ Goodplaya concurs. Fletcher got the fourth goal when he jumped unchallenged from Flamini at the back post. Jens made a couple of decent saves in the second half too. Our attacking threat consisted of an Eduardo header and terrible dive from Adebayor who should be better than that. Full time and United deservedly went through. We got what we came for today and that was nothing at all. Now, as much as defeat hurts - and here it's more the manner of the defeat than the result itself - we can't lose sight of the fact this is the FA Cup. I think the priority of the manager and the players is on the league and the Champions League. I'm not trying to make excuses, there's no excuse for just not trying like some of the players yesterday, but there's not much point dwelling on it either. It was horrible but we have to put it behind us and move on. There's a league to be won, there's a big game against AC Milan coming up in four days time, so there's no time for moping or anything like it. I don't think this is going to give anyone a huge psychological boost, nor do I think it's going to crush us mentally. However, I do hope the players realise that no matter how far down the list of priorities the FA Cup was the fans and Arsenal Football Club deserves better than what they produced at Old Trafford. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said the players were 'disappointed' and that they had been up for the game. Had he not been a football manager a career in politics would surely have been his. He also labelled the Old Trafford pitch a 'disgrace' and while that may be true both teams had to play on it. He also played down reports linking him to Barcelona. Demento says William Gallas should have been given a red card for a kick at Nani. While we can all agree Nani was an irritant yesterday we should hope that no further action is taken on this. Not clever by Gallas at all. Another tycoon, Vietnamese Doan Nguyen Duc (heh, duck), is apparently interested in buying 20% of Arsenal. Perhaps he could buy 20% what the fat cunt owns. Right, that's as much as I've got. Let's not go too overboard this morning. Those critical of the squad depth should remember we're still top of the league and five points clear of United. These players have gotten us this far. Yesterday was horrible but tomorrow is another day. Today is another day, in fact, as today is yesterday's tomorrow. Why did I say I'd play 5-a-side today? Jesus. Till tomorrow (which is the day after tomorrow's yesterday).]]> 700 2008-02-17 12:48:18 2008-02-17 10:48:18 closed open a-bad-day-at-the-office publish 0 0 post 0 1321 http://7amkickoff.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/well-that-sucked/ 76.74.248.155 2008-02-17 16:43:23 2008-02-17 14:43:23 1 pingback 0 0 1322 http://the-cannon.com/2008/02/17/man-united-4-0-arsenal-160208-fa-cup/ 72.232.151.3 2008-02-17 18:20:52 2008-02-17 16:20:52 1 pingback 0 0 1323 http://fracturado.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/in-your-face-gunners-in-your-face/ 72.232.131.32 2008-02-17 19:07:53 2008-02-17 17:07:53 1 pingback 0 0 Focus on Milan - Gilberto says we'll bounce back http://arseblog.net/2008/02/18/focus-on-milan-gilberto-says-well-bounce-back/ Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:29:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/18/focus-on-milan-gilberto-says-well-bounce-back/ injuries to their two main keepers. Australian Zeljko Kalac is a doubt with a hand injury while comical Dida managed to injure his back sitting on the bench. No, he really did. This could mean a start for 38 ear old Valerio Fiori who hasn't played a game for them since 2003. Shades of John Lukic against Lazio. Much will be made this week of the contrasts between the sides. Milan, vastly experienced (Paolo Maldini played his 1000th appearance for them in the weekend's o-0 draw against Parma), against Arsenal, a team that has put its stock in youth. Clarence Seedorf, one of the old heads of the Milan side, says:
    In my view, although Arsenal are one of the best teams in Europe and have been playing very well lately, they lack experience. We have experience and we also have cunning, especially when it comes to ties over two legs.
    We have experience. Experience and cunning. Experience, cunning and the element of surprise! Still, there's no better way for this Arsenal team to gain experience than playing in matches like these. I don't think our boys will be overawed, especially not in the home leg, and I don't think we're as inexperienced as they think we are. Remember, many of this team got to the Champions League final a couple of seasons ago - they won at Real Madrid, gotten a result at Juventus, survived a Villarreal onslaught and though the final didn't go well they'll have learnt plenty from it. Domestically Milan's season has been relatively poor, interrupted by their jaunt to the FIFA World Club Championship, they're currently scrapping for the 4th place position. In the Champions League they're a different animal though. There's the feeling that this is what their season is all about, the domestic league merely serves to gain entry to the Champions League and this is the prize they want every year. Three finals in the last five seasons tells its own story. Kaka, who seems like one of football's nice guys, talks about his perception of Arsenal but he feels the experience in the Milan side will see them through. Back to our lads now and Gilberto is backing us to bounce back from the United game. He says:
    We will come back even stronger, starting in the Champions League against Milan on Wednesday, because we don't want to let the opportunities pass us by this season. We must bounce back if we want to achieve something. This group is ambitious to win trophies this season. It is also important that we focus on our position in the league, where we are five points clear, a situation very much in our favour. We must learn from our mistakes and not let a performance like this happen again.
    I don't know that too many people would argue with him there. He's absolutely right too. As shambolic and upsetting as the performance against United was we can't dwell on it or let it affect us. There are certainly things to be learned from it but between now and the end of the season we have to concentrate on the games ahead of us, not the ones behind us. Demento has called for Alan Wiley to retrospectively look at William Gallas's kick at Nani on Saturday. An FA spokesman says they need to clarify if the ref saw it at the time. If he says he didn't then they could use the video evidence to punish the Arsenal captain. Obviously the United manager's agenda is to get Gallas banned but if it does happen then really William Gallas has nobody to blame but himself. It was petulant and unnecessary. And that's about it. As the week goes on we should get more of an idea what sort of team we're going to field. As well as injuries it seems Bacary Sagna is a major doubt for the game due to a 'big family problem'. Whatever that might be we wish him well but I'd feel more confident with him in the side on Wednesday. Update: This Guardian article suggests his brother died suddenly, which is really awful. The best to him and his family. Ok, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Let's look ahead to Milan http://arseblog.net/2008/02/19/lets-look-ahead-to-milan/ Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:26:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/19/lets-look-ahead-to-milan/ William Gallas would not be punished for his little kick on United's Nani during the FA Cup. It was a nothing kick really but we've seen less punished before so we can count ourselves lucky a bit. Gallas has also called for the Arsenal players to examine their performance against United and to change their mentality. I hope he starts with himself. When the rest of the players can see the captain doesn't really care for the game then they're hardly going to fight tooth and nail, are they? Anyway, enough of that and it's time to move on to the Milan game. That's what's important now. Arsene Wenger says having such an important game so soon after the United defeat means there's no time to feel sorry for ourselves. Apparently we've played more games than any other team in Europe this season, so the chances of having a crap day are obviously increased. Let's just hope it's something they've gotten out of their systems. In terms of team news the Mirror reports that Almunia will be back in goal (hopefully his haunted house isn't causing too much distraction) and that Bacary Sagna trained yesterday and will play. Obviously that's not confirmed but it's positive if true. The big doubt is left back though. Gael Clichy is struggling and if he doesn't make it the manager has got a big decision to make. There's no way he can play Traore against AC Milan. He might be quick and have lots of potential but he's a long way from being ready for first team action, especially in a game as big as this. If Clichy doesn't make it then for me it'd have to be Gallas at left back with Senderos alongside Toure in the centre. That's the strongest combination we've got. Tomas Rosicky misses the game, naturally, with a knee injury. I like Tomas and he seems like a very nice chap too but he really is as brittle as you like. It'll be interesting to see what he does with the formation though, I suspect a 4-5-1 although the big question is over who plays the right side of midfield. If Diaby is back we may see Hleb right and Diaby left but the manager has to think about whether to use Eboue. Can he risk him in such a big game so soon after his idiocy against United? We shall see. New England coach Fabio Capello has warned the Italians that Arsenal could be their worst nightmare. He says:
    Since the draw I've felt that AC Milan could not have got a worse proposition than Arsenal. I believe that at this time Arsenal are one of the very top teams in Europe. They combine great quality with great speed. They will be very different from the team beaten 4-0 at Old Trafford. Arsenal defend with 10 men and attack with six. They are a very organised side, full of talented players. If you leave them any space, they counter attack with four or five players at such pace that the opposition cannot figure out what's hitting them.
    Nice words indeed but Cesc is warning his teammates about the Milan side. We spoke yesterday about their experience but they have tremendous quality in their squad too, something Cesc is aware of:
    They have massive players like Kaka, Pirlo and Gilardino - this kind of world-class player - and we have to be careful.
    And just because Milan's players are a bit older than ours doesn't necessarily mean we're going to dash hither and thither and between their legs and stuff. They've got legs themselves and they know how to use them. As well as spinning guitars. So you just can't take anything for granted. I am looking forward to this one though. I do think we'll see a much different performance from the United one and I think it's a game we can win at home. It'll be interesting to see how Adebayor copes with the Milan defence. His scoring record domestically is fantastic this season but in the Champions League I think he's only scored one goal in his entire [[Arsenal]] career (stattos, feel free to correct me here). It's time for him to make his mark in Europe. Right so, that's more or less it. It's freezing here this morning. Time for coffee and toast. Mmmm, coast. Just a reminder that Toffs have just relaunched their website and to celebrate they have given Arseblog readers the chance to get 15% off any purchase until Friday of this week. All you have to do is fill your basket then use the code - leaders (please note lower case). Mañana.]]>
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    More on Milan while Ferguson talks out of his Arsenal. Again. http://arseblog.net/2008/02/20/more-on-milan-while-ferguson-talks-out-of-his-arsenal-again/ Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:40:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/20/more-on-milan-while-ferguson-talks-out-of-his-arsenal-again/ Team news for this evening is promising. Although we're still missing Manuel Almunia we've got Gael Clichy and Bacary Sagna back which is vital. Adebayor and Flamini have shaken off hamstring injuries while Denilson and Theo Walcott add a bit of much needed depth to the squad. We go into the game as underdogs by virtue of Milan's record in this competition but the manager is confident we can win the game, saying:

    It’s the ultimate test. We’re in the position of challengers because Milan are the holders of the Champions League. They have quality and experience, but we’re a team who can challenge them and can beat them. What’s important is that we play without the handbrake on and go into the match with desire.

    Cesc is hoping the team can put the United game behind them and deliver the kind of performance we've come to expect from these players this season. He says:

    Manchester United were better than us, we have to accept that. We didn't play well. But we want to win things. When you play against Milan, you don't need extra motivation. We have to come back and be stronger than ever.

    There's no doubt they owe the fans and themselves a better showing than we got in the FA Cup. This is, as the boss says, the ultimate test. A team with a fantastic record in the Champions League, the current holders, against an up and coming team who try (mostly) to play football the way it should be played. There's some suggestion we might take advantage of Milan's goalkeeping 'problem' which sees a 38 year old veteran play his first game in 5 years but you might remember we played against Sheffield United last season when they had an outfield player in goal and didn't trouble him one bit. We need to worry about their defence more than the keeper. You do feel we need to win this game - taking a lead to Milan would be vital and if we can get through with a clean sheet all the better. They are a dangerous side though and in this competition they're always highly motivated. Hopefully it'll be a cracker of a game. Personally I'm a bit indifferent about the CL this season, it would be nice for the lads to have a good run, but I've got all eyes (yes, I said 'all') on the league title this season. That said Arsenal v AC Milan just sounds fantastic and these are the kinds of games you want to be in Europe for. Mathieu Flamini has been compared to Milan's Gattuso, a comparison he understands but rejects, saying:
    I don't want sound disrespectful to the guy because he's amazing but I think I'm a different player to him. I'm more attacking. We try and play a little more football. And, anyway, I want to make my own name in the football world.
    He's certainly done that and it's amazing just how important he's become to this team. When he's missing you realise just how plodding and pedestrian Gilberto has become. He has a huge role to play tonight and I would have felt much less confident had he not played. And can we please sort out this new deal? I would be absolutely gutted if he were to leave in the summer. With the focus on the Milan game I don't want to make too much of Alex Ferguson's latest bleatings. He reckons Arsenal could have had 'three or four' red cards on Saturday which is, of course, absolute bollocks. He said:
    There is one law for them and another for everyone else. The important thing from our point of view is that we made everyone aware of the incident involving Gallas and Nani.
    Seriously, the man is demented. It's all part of his 'mind games' but to suggest we get any kind of special treatment from the FA is quite patently nonsense. We've had players banned and banned again through video evidence, even when pictures proved there was no justification for it, but you can be sure that every little thing will be scrutinised from now on. Obviously the best way to shut him up is to go on and win the league but these are the kind of words that should be pinned up in the Arsenal dressing room. Right, that's about it. The countdown to tonight begins. T-minus 11 hours and something something minutes. Bring it on.]]>
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    A decent draw but the performance merited more http://arseblog.net/2008/02/21/a-decent-draw-but-the-performance-merited-more/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:43:27 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/21/a-decent-draw-but-the-performance-merited-more/ We wanted a performance after the Old Trafford debacle and we got one last night. It's just a shame we couldn't get the goal our efforts deserved. Adebayor's header off the bar in injury time would have won the game for us but, while he really should have scored from there, it's hard to be critical of the man who has scored so many important goals for us this season. I thought we were in charge for pretty much all of the game. We lost Kolo after just 7 minutes but Philippe Senderos continued his renaissance with another excellent performance and himself and Gallas really do have a good partnership going at the back. The first half was a bit cat and mouse but towards the end we started making space in and around their box and, crucially, in front of their back four. They lost Nesta early in the second half and I suppose that helped us take control more and start creating chances. The Milan keeper, who looks like he should be dressed in a gangster's suit and smoking a cigarette in a black and white movie, made saves from Cesc and from Adebayor but they were fairly routine. There was no real danger in the shots. Pato and Kaka up front for Milan were well marshalled by Senderos and Gallas, the two full backs were excellent (Sagna in particular given the difficult circumstances he came into the game with) and Flamini was there to mop up in front of our back four. Although they had a little spell of pressure it was all us. Some lovely work down the right and a slip from a Milan defender saw Hleb feed Eboue on the edge of the box but his shot was poor and went wide. Eboue did play better than at Old Trafford (not too hard, in fairness) but picked up a yellow card for diving in the box late on. I thought the yellow was a bit harsh but I don't think it was a penalty either. His reputation went before him a bit there. He also overhit a pass to Hleb which, had it been better, would have been a great chance for a goal. As it was Hleb played it back to Bendtner who slammed a left foot shot over the bar. In the one moment of late danger Senderos made a great interception in our box while Pirlo whacked a couple of free kicks wide. I don't think I've ever seen anyone seem to care less about where they hit the ball. With Walcott on for Eboue and 4 minutes of injury time nearly up the chance came. Theo showed good skill and pace to get outside the defender and put in a beautiful cross which found Adebayor unmarked and inside the 6 yard box. How he hit the bar from there I'll never know but there you are, nothing we can do to change it now. Update: Hazza on the arses found this pic, he still should have scored but this might explain why he missed. Overall though I thought there was a lot to be encouraged about. The pundits might speculate a draw suits Milan better but we just need one goal there to make them need two. I'd rather draw 0-0 than 1-1, that's for sure. I also don't see that it's beyond us to go to Milan and get a goal. We spoke about the youth v experience factor and ultimately it came down to old legs v young legs. The longer the game went on the more we looked like we were going to score. That will hold true in the second leg as well. We don't have to be gung-ho, we don't have go charging at them, and we can use the extra bit of fitness to our advantage. Apparently no English team has ever beaten AC Milan at the San Siro. Lucky for us then that we only need a score draw. Afterwards the boss was not dwelling on missed chances but only on the positives from his team, saying:
    We showed maturity and got a clean sheet - which is very positive for the second game. Overall, I am very happy with the response I got from my team - the quality we have shown was outstanding.
    While William Gallas said:
    They played very well and defended well. We had the chances to score but didn't do it. I think we have the chance to win there. We know it will be very tough - and we have to be ready for a big fight.
    And I really think it's a game we can get a result from. Yes, it would have been nice to take a lead over there but the lads showed tonight they wouldn't be overawed by Milan. The San Siro isn't so intimidating that it would have any effect on them, we've gone there before and won (against Inter), and we know we can make chances against this Milan team. At home they'll be as 'professional' as they always are but I have to say I'm confident. The bad news from last night is the loss of Kolo Toure for what the manager reckons could be three or four weeks. Apparently it's a calf injury but it seemed to come about when Pato's shot hit him on the knee. Strangely Arsene said it was down to 'too much heat in the calf', which is something I've never heard of before. Luckily though Philippe Senderos is playing very well, arguably the man of the match last night, so it could be worse. We coped with Kolo when he went to the ACN, we'll have to cope again now. The only real danger is our lack of cover with Djourou still injured. Now, we've got some important league games coming up, I'll preview the Birmingham game tomorrow which, if we get three points, could see us go 8 clear and put some pressure on United who play later in the afternoon. Finally, tomorrow is the last day of the Toffs promotion. 15% off anything to celebrate the relaunch of their website. Just use the term 'leaders' at check-out. Till tomorrow and the Arsecast and all that.]]>
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    Focus on Birmingham + Arsecast 65 (time to retire?) http://arseblog.net/2008/02/22/focus-on-birmingham-arsecast-65-time-to-retire/ Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:16:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/22/focus-on-birmingham-arsecast-65-time-to-retire/ couple of weeks. The boss also hinted at the return of Robin van Persie, saying:
    He is not a very long away from being fit at all but he lacks match-practice. Could he be in the squad? Maybe but don't forget he has not played regularly for five months now.
    Five months. Jesus. What talent he has, what goals he scores, what serious bad luck he has with injuries. Fingers crossed, and toes crossed, and any other things you can cross to bring good luck (can you cross crosses or is that to ward off vampires?) that he can stay fit between now and the end of the season. To be honest we've coped pretty well without him and if he can get match fit and sharp again then we've got a player who won't be feeling end of season fatigue and that could make all the difference. Jens Lehmann reckons he should keep his place after a run of four or five games. To be honest he's done ok but he still looks a bit slow and old, which is natural, I suppose. If it were up to me I'd bring back Almunia but that's something for the boss to sort out ahead of tomorrow's game. Arsenal have released financial results for the 6 months up to November 30th. You can read about them here while Chairman 50HW says:
    We have had a very satisfactory start to the financial year driven by the new Premier League TV deals and the inaugural Emirates Cup tournament which have increased revenues in our core football business.
    Meanwhile Fat & Orange are now the largest shareholders in the club. They snaffled a few more shares yesterday to bring their total to 24.2 overtaking Danny Fiszman who has 24.11%. His renewed presence, which brings the terrible threat of Double-D's return, is tedious and irritating. Can't they just fuck off somewhere else, to some club that deserves a big, fat, horrible cunt to own lots of shares? The Arsenal Trust have responded by making a proposal to members to join the board's lockdown agreement, saying:
    Arsenal are today publishing another set of excellent financial results. The team is top of the league. We are a well run club that does not need to change ownership.
    Now, Arsecast time. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, I chat with GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog about Milan, Birmingham and Eboue, there's the culture corner, AWH is there, Eboue, the penis of William Gallas and some of your voice mails, including one guy who is not happy at all with the aforementioned Ivorian. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode65.mp3] So, there you go. More team news and stuff ahead of the Birmingham game tomorrow. Until then.]]>
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    Hleb says Wenger dances with Adebayor + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/02/23/hleb-says-wenger-dances-with-adebayor-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:43:07 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/23/hleb-says-wenger-dances-with-adebayor-saturday-round-up/ doubts over Adebayor and Hleb they'll be playing against Birmingham while Manuel Almunia is back in the squad. Will he start? Only Arsene knows but I fancy the Spaniard to come back into the side. I think the other players prefer him to Jens. Other than that you have to think Theo will probably play on the right hand side of midfield in the absence of the suspended Eboue. Arsene Wenger isn't nervous about the game though. He says:
    The players stood up and we have absolutely nothing to lose; everybody has written this team off at the start and now we are in a good position, so why should we suddenly become nervous?
    Indeed. But the final games of a league season can throw up some strange results, even for experienced teams so it's vital to keep our heads and make sure we're 100% focussed on Birmingham. He also reckons RobIn van Persie can play a big part in our run-in. As I mentioned yesterday a fit RVP could be a big factor in whether or not this team wins any silverware. If he can get sharp again he'll be as recharged as your average Engergizer Bunny who has been fitted with rechargeable batteries which haven't lost any of their charge and are, in fact, fully charged. With the financial results released the boss talks about his spending patterns and how he'll take trophies over profits but won't ever spend more than he has. Expressing his desire to keep the current squad together before buying anyone else, he said:
    The priority is to keep the team together and the first case I have not solved yet is Flamini.
    Solve it, Arsene. Solve it like a Funday Times crossword. I need more Flam. And I want. And I need. And I love. Flaminal. Alex Hleb talks about how Thierry Henry's departure has freed up the team. He says:

    Until last summer, we had just played for Thierry Henry. He was running the show. Whenever I got the ball, I was looking up, ‘where’s Henry?’ I did not dare to go for goal myself! And if once in a while I dared to pass the ball to someone else, he would shout, ‘hey, I was free!’ When he was on form, we won everything. When he was off form, we lost.

    That has all changed. We are not a one-man-band any more. Nobody complains when I risk some dribbling. That’s the reason for our good performances — we were set free.

    Not exactly holding back, is he? Fair enough as well. The rest of the interview is quite amusing actually, especially the idea of Arsene Wenger dancing in victory joy with the African players. Haha, if that doesn't get you smiling on a Saturday morning then nothing will. Keith Edelman responds to Usmanov's share purchases and insists the 'lockdown' leaves the club in safe hands. He also says 'game 39' needs proper analysis and that people's reactions to the idea have been emotional and not rational. Edelman is naturally thinking of the extra revenue that it would bring Arsenal so Keith, here's some proper analysis - It is the biggest load of septic horse minge I have ever heard of so you can stick game 39 up your hole. Hope that clears things up. Right, that's about it. Here's to three points today, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Eduardo's injury must bring about change - Birmingham thoughts http://arseblog.net/2008/02/24/eduardos-injury-must-bring-about-change-birmingham-thoughts/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:45:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/24/eduardos-injury-must-bring-about-change-birmingham-thoughts/ A horrible day yesterday. Truly horrible. Dropped points and the sight of one of our players suffering a truly awful injury. Some days though the result isn't the most important thing and today we should be hoping that Eduardo makes a recovery from what appeared to be the worst injury suffered by an Arsenal player since Abou Diaby's ankle was shattered by Sunderland's Dan Smith. The frustration of the dropped points came from the fact that Gael Clichy got the ball late on - although he did switch off before the challenge. When you consider that Mike Dean ignored clear penalty on Adebayor when his shirt was pulled in the box just before that incident is really very irritating. We'd come back from a goal down, Theo Walcott got two goals but sadly his contribution, and his first league goals, will be overshadowed by everything else. Well done, Theo though. This is a boy we're really going to need between now and the end of the season so hopefully this will have done his confidence the world of good. James McFadden scored the penalty and the award of the spot kick sparked some remarkable behaviour from William Gallas. He made his way to the other end of the pitch then booted some advertising hoardings when the goal was scored. I can understand his frustration but the captain of this football team should have been there on the off chance that his presence might have been enough to prevent a goal. He may well have been traumatised by what happened to Eduardo but so were the other players. The captain should take centre-stage to set the right example, not because he's having a fucking hissy-fit all on his own. Disappointing, I have to say. Now, I'm not just having a go at Gallas. I think he's done a good job as a player and a captain this season, and it's obvious he cares (perhaps a little too much about himself) but we've said his captaincy should be judged when things start going wrong and he wasn't up to scratch yesterday. Can you imagine Tony Adams doing that yesterday, whatever the circumstances? No, me neither. He needs to shape up. The superstitious might point to Adebayor's haircut and the big man didn't have his best day. I don't think he ignored Bendtner in the second half, I genuinely think he didn't see him and given the scoring run he's been on he obviously felt confident of scoring. At 3-1 that would have been game over but these things happen sadly. Obviously though the main issue is what happened to Eduardo. Here's the challenge that David Platt on Sky said wasn't even worthy of a yellow card. Eduardo's leg is broken by Martin Taylor That is the kind of challenge we should not accept. Not as fans. As administrators. As managers, players, pundits or anything else. It was absolutely deplorable and it's been waiting to happen for years now. Do I think Martin Taylor set out to break Eduardo's leg? No. I think it'd be a very sick individual that did that. Do I think Martin Taylor decided to get 'stuck in' to Eduardo, 'just to show him he's around'? Yes, I do. I think he wanted to get in a heavy challenge early in the game and perhaps put the Crozilian off his game. 99.9% of the time these 'tackles' don't end up with serious injury but this time Taylor is that .01%. Eduardo's foot was planted on the floor, Taylor came in a foot over the ball - not 2 inches, not 6 inches, at least a foot - and he has a put at risk the career of a fellow professional. It was a horrific challenge. Sorry, but anyone who has played football knows from simply looking at that picture that the tackle was designed to hurt. You don't leave the ground like that, you don't lead with your studs like that if you're not trying to hurt the opponent. To say it was 'mistimed' is simply trying to make excuses. I'm sure Taylor feels bad but so he should. He should feel like a fucking piece of shit because what he did was as cowardly and appalling a tackle as I've seen in a long time. Here's the slow-mo video of it, if you stomach it. But watch it and then try and tell me that Taylor didn't set out to 'do' Eduardo. It was nothing to do with Eduardo being too quick, it was deliberate and downright dangerous. Immediately afterwards Arsene Wenger said Taylor should never play football again. Later he, quite rightly, retracted that saying he had been speaking in the heat of the moment but I can understand where he's coming from. It's rare, really, really rare, for a player to suffer serious injury at the hands of another pro. We've seen players snap cruciates and smack heads and things but you know the last two really bad tackles I can remember that have put players out for a long time have both been on Arsenal players. Dan Smith of Sunderland badly injured Abou Diaby and now Martin Taylor has ended Eduardo's season and quite possibly his career. And here's the worst thing for me - the maximum ban Martin Taylor can serve is three games. It's nonsense. I was critical of Eboue's tackle last week but the fact that Eboue and Taylor get the same ban is ludicrous. You might have seen Jeremie Aliadiere red carded yesterday for a small slap. How is it fair that Aliadiere will get three games for not hurting an opponent at all yet Taylor, who may have broken Eduardo's leg beyond repair, gets the same ban? I've said this before but there must be a sliding scale for red cards given for violent conduct. A review panel should be able to look at what Martin Taylor did and decide that his ban should last 5 games or 10 games or 20 games. Whether the ref saw it or dealt with it at the time is irrelevant. The ref has seconds to make a decision, replays let us see if there was intent or if it was accidental. They let us see the real damage. You cannot deal with all 'violent conduct' incidents the same way. Some are more violent than other and deserve bigger punishment. There has to be a way to punish Martin Taylor more than you punish Jeremie Aliadiere. It's just the most stupid thing I can think of that this is not possible. How can you give a three game ban to somebody for a little slap and the same to somebody who breaks somebody's leg? It's like giving shoplifters the same jail time as rapists. It was always going to take a horrific injury to somebody before this issue came to the fore. As long as I've been writing Arseblog I've been going on about it, and that's coming up on 6 years now. Sadly it's our player who has suffered but if there's any positive to be taken from it it'll be that some kind of change in the laws of the game will be precipitated. That those who perpetrate real acts of violence on fellow players are punished accordingly and not merely give a three game slap on the wrist then sent on their way. To Eduardo and his family, all the very best. I'm sure he knows that every Arsenal fan, and I'm sure most football fans across England, will be wishing him a successful and speedy recovery. It doesn't hurt to say it out loud though. So, what now? The gap at the top is three points as United once again destroyed the pathetic excuse for a football team that is Newcastle. Well, often incidents like this can consolidate a squad. The 'Do it for Eduardo' thing might sound like a cliche but it's a reality. This is a squad that's young, that has many friendships, that has a good spirit anyway. They cannot allow what's happened to Eduardo to freak them out, they have to use it, cynical as it might sound, to push on between now and the end of the season. It's happened to us before, albeit not in such traumatic circumstances. How sweet would it be in May to have the podium on the pitch at the Grove and for Eduardo to receive his medal to this kind of reception from his teammates? As fans too we have to recognise we have a role to play too. These players are Arsenal players, they're our lads, they're fighting for the championship. Fuck the critics, fuck the begrudgers, fuck the other fans, fuck the Sky TV pundits, fuck the BBC, fuck that fucking little cunt Garth Crooks, fuck Martin Taylor, fuck Alex McLeish and fuck whoever's left. Let's stand behind our team. We are the Arsenal. Let's go win the league.]]> 707 2008-02-24 11:45:19 2008-02-24 09:45:19 closed open eduardos-injury-must-bring-about-change-birmingham-thoughts publish 0 0 post 0 1324 http://arsenalfcblog.com/taylors-tackle-on-eduardo-was-a-disgrace/ 69.89.27.243 2008-02-24 13:25:25 2008-02-24 11:25:25 1 pingback 0 0 1325 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=915 207.58.151.29 2008-02-24 14:08:54 2008-02-24 12:08:54 1 pingback 0 0 1326 http://redsunite.com/2008/02/24/united-daily-get-well-eduardo/ 74.220.207.199 2008-02-24 16:59:17 2008-02-24 14:59:17 1 pingback 0 0 1327 http://the-cannon.com/2008/02/24/birmingham-2-2-arsenal-23-02-08-premier-league/ 72.232.153.11 2008-02-24 17:37:05 2008-02-24 15:37:05 1 pingback 0 0 1328 http://qedx.com/blog/2008/02/24/looking-forward-to-the-game-against-aston-villa/ 69.89.27.244 2008-02-25 02:42:37 2008-02-25 00:42:37 1 pingback 0 0 1329 http://gunnersing.wordpress.com/2008/02/25/were-praying-for-you-eduardo/ 72.233.2.49 2008-02-25 12:05:33 2008-02-25 10:05:33 1 pingback 0 0 The fall-out continues http://arseblog.net/2008/02/25/the-fall-out-continues/ Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:48:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/25/the-fall-out-continues/ made a statement outlining his desire to overcome the injury. A positive mental attitude will be vital so that's encouraging. The fact that he's even able to make a statement is positive. I suffered a serious limb break in the past and I was so off my box on morphine I couldn't see straight let alone make a statement like that. There were also reports that the injury wasn't as serious as first thought. Initial reports suggested a double compound fracture, an injury that is, thankfully, rare but has generally resulted in the retirement of the player who has suffered it. In the Premier League we know all about Coventry's David Busst and many will remember Luc Nilis, the Belgian international, suffer a horrible fracture (disturbing image warning) while playing for Aston Villa. In Eduardo's case it seems that it's only his fibula that has been broken and I think that seriously increases his chances of making a decent recovery. All the same these stories have not been confirmed by the club so I think we'd be best to wait for that until we get too hopeful. Apparently Martin Taylor attempted to visit Eduardo and he deserves some credit for that. There are plenty of footballers who wouldn't have bothered at all or wouldn't have the courage to do so. Sometimes it's much easier to not take responsibility, to hide away, to take the easy way out and ignore what's happened. As I said yesterday I don't believe for a second that Taylor tried to break Eduardo's leg but he is guilty of a dangerous and ugly tackle which has had terrible consequences. So as much as we roundly condemn him for that we have to acknowledge the fact he's at least tried to say what he has to say in person rather than via a meaningless statement released via a website or merely saying nothing at all. The media reaction to all this has been painful though, I have to say. From the idiots who suggested it wasn't even a yellow card to the newspapers whose match reports blatantly ignored a violent assault on a fellow player. Much happier to focus on Wenger's admittedly heated initial statement (seriously, I saw at least a dozen websites go trawling for hits with Wenger's 'life ban' comments well after the boss had retracted his initial statement) or Gallas's end of game antics the old boys couldn't find it in themselves to condemn a 'good honest British player'. It's nonsense. That the focus should be taken away from the Taylor challenge to Wenger's words says so much about some of the people who write about football in England. Without dwelling on it I think we have to ensure we don't lose sight of the fact that the need for change is still obvious. There have been many testimonies on the character of Martin Taylor since this incident and those, coupled with his disciplinary record, suggest he's not the kind of person who would try and cause serious damage to a fellow player. Still, that doesn't alter the fact that a very bad challenge carried out by him has caused serious injury to Eduardo. He may have been a bit late, he may have not meant to hurt him as much as he did, but that doesn't mean that he shouldn't be punished for what happened. The longer the FA goes without introducing some method of punishment for incidents like this the more likely we are to see it repeated. And perhaps the fans who think that Arsenal's reaction has been over the top won't be so quick to judge when it's one of their players out for 6 months and the perpetrator is back in 3 games. Those newspapers and TV stations who want to slag off Wenger about his comments are, in my opinion, merely using this opportunity to give him stick to suit their own agenda. Headlines about AW and disrepute will sell more papers than ones calling for the footballing authorities to finally take a stand against proper violent conduct. They are cowards. Steven Kelly must be one of the front runners for the 'Stupidest cunt of all time' award. He said:
    It was harsh Tiny (Taylor) being sent off. Tiny has gone in and it wasn't a malicious tackle and the reason the ref has sent him off is because he has seen Eduardo has broken his leg. I don't think you can send a player off for that.
    Fucking hell. What a moron. If you can't send a player off for a brutal, over the ball challenge then when can you send him off? For a little slap at someone's face? I understand players sticking up for their mates but to suggest Taylor was harshly done by is quite patently absurd. Or to put it a more Irish way, as thick as bottled shite. Ask a fan of any team who has seen one of their players have his leg broken by a bad tackle and ask them if they thought the sending off was harsh. Not a one would suggest such a thing. Mathieu Flamini says Arsenal will do their best to win the title for Eduardo and describes the injury, saying:
    I went over to see him and it was really bad. I have no words to describe what I saw. It's the worst injury I have seen. He is a friend and it upsets you.
    When you read some experts suggesting he could have lost his foot then it really does make bigger fools of all those trying to make light of the incident. Lots of stories this morning about William Gallas and his post match reaction. I said what I had to say yesterday about it, I don't think there's any point repeating it, but as I also said he needs to shape up. This is a young team that needs a strong leader between now and the end of the season. It's a team that deserves a strong leader not somebody who throws a tantrum like that and shirks their footballing responsibilities, whatever the circumstances. For now though we should put what happened at St Andrews firmly behind us and get on with winning games, starting with Villa on Saturday. Never before has the 'one game at a time' mantra been more important. The manager has to get his players focussed again and I think having no midweek game this week is probably a blessing. It gives him time to sort some heads out. Arsenal are collecting messages of support for Eduardo - go here for more information. Right, that's about that. More tomorrow.]]>
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    I agree with James Lawton + more on Eduardo and Gallas http://arseblog.net/2008/02/26/i-agree-with-james-lawton-more-on-gallas/ Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:32:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/26/i-agree-with-james-lawton-more-on-gallas/ the following update on his situation:
    Eduardo has fractured his left fibula and sustained an open dislocation of his ankle joint in the same leg. Earlier today (Monday 25th February), the Orthopaedic surgeon and Arsenal medical staff assessed the extent of the damage and possible time scale for a full recovery. It is hoped that Eduardo will be running again in six months time and making a full recovery after nine months.
    Thankfully it was only the fibula that was broken. The initial reports of a double compound fracture were really worrying because that would almost certainly have ended his career. Still, there's the complication of the open fracture which can lead to infection. Above all, I'm told, this is the main risk in the early days, so fingers crossed he can get through it well. I did a little digging in the archives to when Abou Diaby was injured by Sunderland's Dan Smith. Here are Arsene's comments then:
    There is an idea in England that you have to kick Arsenal to beat them. I knew at some stage this kind of accident would happen. I just don't accept it.
    Fairly similar to now, only that side of the picture has been completely left out of it as they focus on the initial statement the boss made then later retracted. There's no more to my digging around than that, it just piqued my interest is all. James Lawton:
    Wenger admitted he was wrong to say Taylor's action warranted a life ban. However, he would have been right, utterly, if he had said a three-match automatic suspension was completely inadequate. A score of witnesses have sworn Taylor doesn't have a bad bone in his body but unfortunately, because of a crude and illegal tackle, his victim now has several. It is a cruel reality that football cannot afford to ignore.
    Agreeing with James Lawton is a strange business but anybody can see the system needs to be reworked. The disciplinary committee must now realise that the whole thing is a mess. That violent conduct covers everything from tapping somebody in the face with your fingertips to stamping on somebody's chest or shattering their leg is absolutely ludicrous. Eduardo himself is not quite as forgiving as was earlier reported. He says:
    Taylor was malicious with what he did. I don't remember well what happened and I don't want to see the action on television or in the papers. But what I know is that what he did was on purpose.
    What I think he means is that Taylor meant to get stuck in, not to break his leg. If there's anyone who can feel bitter about this it's Eduardo and it's hard to blame him at the moment. Perhaps he might have a different outlook in a few weeks or months time but right now you can understand his anger and frustration. Apparently Martin Taylor has received death threats since the incident, which is absolutely outrageous. On the the other hand the media's inclination to paint Taylor as some kind of victim in this whole thing is rather unfortunate. The real victim is Eduardo and his shattered leg and beyond that Arsenal Football Club. Taylor is not a victim of any kind. Update: Sky have removed that link and I haven't seen those comments from Eduardo anywhere else. Frankly the media have far from covered themselves in glory over this one. Reading around the many Arsenal blogs the consensus is that they've pretty much covered themselves in their own poo. From completely underreporting the seriousness of the injury to focussing on things that make good headlines and pathetic jokes, they have been, with one or two exceptions, jingoistic and downright awful. I don't think there's any great anti-Arsenal conspiracy, just a lot of really bad, biased journalists and sports editors who, when they look back on their coverage of this, should be ashsamed of themselves. I was critical of Gallas and his reaction but some of the stuff written about him has been quite risible. I'm told that Gallas spent much of last week with Bacary Sagna after the death of his brother, he then saw a teammate almost crippled for life, then saw the ref give a penalty that was never a penalty in the last minute of the most emotional game any of the Arsenal players have been involved in. I'm not making excuses for him, far from it, but let's try and put it into a bit of perspective. It was an extraordinary reaction under extraordinary circumstances. It's over and done with and it's now time to get on with playing football. If anything the reportage might well be used to create the siege mentality that I now believe is crucial to the rest of our season. Not so much a case of 'nobody like us, we don't care' as 'we don't like anybody now fuck off out of our way'. Bring it on. Away from all that there's news that Kaka might miss the Champions League tie next week. He didn't do much in the first leg but I'd rather he didn't get another go at us in the second. I suspect he'll probably be fit though. Oh, and I know I said 'away from all that' but AC Milan had a message of goodwill and support for Eduardo on Saturday afternoon. A nice touch, I thought. Transfer speculation? A keeper, you say? An Argentian keeper called Willy Caballero? You're taking the piss. No, I'm not. It's a bit spurious though. And that's your lot. Have a fine Tuesday, tune in for a special Arseblog day tomorrow.]]>
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    ARSEBLOG IS 6 TODAY http://arseblog.net/2008/02/27/arseblog-is-6-today/ Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:11:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/27/arseblog-is-6-today/ Much has happened in that time. Far too much for me to recall any of it but in bullet point form:
    • More than 2,200 posts
    • 2,000,000+ (approx) words written about Arsenal
    • 10,000+ emails received and replied to
    • 750,000+ comments
    • 1,000,000+ forum posts
    • 77,000,00+ web pages served
    • 100s of Arsenal games
    • 100s more goals
    • 1,000,000s of visitors
    • 3 house moves
    • 10+ redesigns
    • Some awards
    • At least 500 hangovers
    • Many friendships made
    • Some friends lost along the way but never forgotten
    • 2 league titles, 1 double, 3 FA Cups
    • 2 finals lost
    • Did I mention the hangovers? There were some hangovers
    • 65 podcasts produced
    • One thing we all have in common - The Arsenal
    And there's probably loads of other stuff too. Of course there's loads of other stuff, it's been 6 fucking years. Where the hell did the time go? What started as a mere experiment on this very day in 2002 has grown into something large and sprawling and time consuming and expensive but fuck me it's still a lot of fun. All I ever wanted to do was write about something that interested me and the only thing I could think of was Arsenal. Thankfully you lot seem to have enjoyed reading what I wrote. Well, most of you. There are some people out there who think I'm a cunt, which is absolutely their right. As is my right to think they're cunts right back. But let us not dwell on the cunts today. Let us think only of the good times, of the last minute winners, not last minute losers, of trophies won, not trophies lost, and of people called cunts who are cunts because they're not one of us. Arseblog used to be written A R S E B L O G. Why? Beats the shit out of me, that was just the way the web was back in those days. You know, I remember when all this used to be fields. It's true. You could leave your backdoor open, your bike unlocked and a pie cooling on the window sill and there'd be no problems. Not like that these days. You can't turn around without another Arsenal blog filled tower-block going up in next to no time. How the internet community has grown. From a couple of websites like Arseweb (which appears to have been stricken down like a common Robin van Persie) and Arsenal World (Chris+ still going strong) we now have dozens of the fuckers. From the very good to the very bad to the somewhere in the middle. Still, it's not a bad thing. The more the merrier, there's always something for everyone, and all that. And the future, what does that hold for Arseblog? Good question. Perhaps there may be some changes in the future, you can't stand still in this business, can you? Oh no. The high-powered, lowly paid world of Arsenal blogging has no room for slackers and those who laze around. You don't make the kind of no money I make by simply being an indolent sloth for most of the day. Seriously though, there may be some things on the horizon which I'll tell you about in more detail when I have more detail but rest assured the daily muck will be fertilised in the bowels of my Macintosh and spewed forth like a baby's diarrhea onto your screens every morning, come what may. I would, on this very special day, like to say a big thank you to all of you for visits, your emails, your comments, your suggestions, your name calling, your stalking, your not listening when the police tell you stay 500 feet away from me, your ability to bypass my state of the art security systems and to sit in my chair and be waiting for me when I get home and most of all your frontal lobotomy that means all Arsenal bloggers are now safe. Without you lot Arseblog would be just one Irish cunt spouting off every morning ... erm ... well, you know what I mean. We have a great community, clichéd as that sounds, both online and off. I might provide the eggs and the flour and the baking soda and possibly the creamy bit in the middle but you lot are the icing on the cake that is Arseblog. I should also thank Tom for his sterling fill-in work and behind the scenes tech knowledge and to the regular contributors to the Arsecast who give their time so generously and, best of all, freely. And I don't mean free like easy. Cheers to you all and I hope you'll join me in raising a pint glass (yes, I know it's early but it's a party, you're allowed!) to the website that has probably cost employers millions in terms of work not completed due to people skiving off on here. I think that's something we can all be proud of. To Arseblog. Cheers. In other more Arsenaly news, Emmanuel Adebayor says he's going to score in the Champions League some time. Some time really soon. Any day now, in fact. Next Tuesday would be a good day to make up for his lack of CL goals with 8 against Milan. Just saying. Oh, like you wouldn't want to see it? Cesc says the critics who wrote Arsenal off pre-season proved an inspiration to the team. Hopefully the critics writing us off after the Birmingham will prove to be similarly inspiring. The cunts. The Sun says Mathieu Flamini had agreed a 5 year deal worth £50,000 a week but is now stalling, for some reason, with the club afraid he has been made an offer by another club. I say 'How do they know?'. Sign up, please, Matty. The Mirror tries to keep the Gallas thing going saying it took the intervention of teammates to calm him down. They say some of them questioned his leadership, I say 'How do they know?'. Maybe in the Chelsea dressing room where the egos feed stories to their journalist mates they might have some insight but I call foul on this one. Not on the calming bit, on the questioning bit. More proof the disciplinary system is a joke. Jeremie Aliadiere will serve a longer ban for lightly, almost sensually, brushing his fingers against Javier Mascherano's face, than Martin Taylor who broke Eduardo's leg. Martin Samuel writes a decent article in The Times. And that's about that. So off we go into our 7th year together. 7 is a lucky number, isn't it? Perhaps the power of Arseblog's 7th, Brady, Pires and the great and holy Vivas will see us through to the end of the season. We can but hope. More tomorrow, Arsechums.]]>
    710 2008-02-27 10:11:30 2008-02-27 08:11:30 closed open arseblog-is-6-today publish 0 0 post 0 1331 http://www.mulley.net/2008/02/28/fluffy-links-thursday-february-28th-2008/ 81.17.252.15 2008-02-28 07:37:54 2008-02-28 05:37:54 1 pingback 0 0 1332 http://arsenalfcblog.com/arsenal-have-a-chance-what-a-chance-what-a-chance/ 69.89.27.243 2008-02-27 10:50:29 2008-02-27 08:50:29 1 pingback 0 0 1333 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=918 207.58.151.29 2008-02-27 12:36:42 2008-02-27 10:36:42 1 pingback 0 0 1334 http://7amkickoff.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/its-the-shirt/ 66.135.48.143 2008-02-27 18:53:09 2008-02-27 16:53:09 1 pingback 0 0 1335 http://worldofarsenal.co.uk/2008/02/27/thursday-round-up-arsenal-vs-aston-villa-preview/ 66.135.48.214 2008-02-28 01:46:52 2008-02-27 23:46:52 1 pingback 0 0
    Eduardo once broke a teammates leg + Thursday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/02/28/eduardo-once-broke-a-teammates-leg-thursday-round-up/ Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:28:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/28/eduardo-once-broke-a-teammates-leg-thursday-round-up/ Eduardo has been released from hospital and details emerged of the sterling work done by Gary Lewin in the first few minutes after the Crozilian's leg had been broken. What's also interesting is that Eduardo has been on the Martin Taylor side of things too. A Croatian reader tells me that in a training ground incident Eduardo broke the fibula of his teammate Marijan Buljat (obviously nowhere near as seriously as the break he suffered himself). Apparently he then celebrated every goal by displaying a message to the TV cameras in support of his injured pal. Having been the breaker and the breakee will, I suppose, give him better perspective on all this than any of us. And sadly Eduardo's injury is not the ugliest, most horrific site of the week. That honour falls to Alisher Usmanov who has made public his desire to purchase a 'blocking stake' in Arsenal. That's 25% plus one share. Just when you think things can't get any worse up pop Fat & Orange. They really do have the most impeccable timing, don't they? Apparently the Fat part of Fat & Orange is also pumping money into Dynamo Moscow. Tim Payton of the Arsenal Supporters Trust says:
    The AST totally oppose a hostile takeover at Arsenal. Our recent financial results and position at the top of the league demonstrate the club is very well run by the current board. If Red and White want Arsenal supporters to have any trust in their stated intentions to be just long term investors, they should renew their statement to the takeover panel that they have no plans to bid. Off the pitch uncertainty will not help the club in the vital weeks ahead
    All very true but sadly I don't think Usmanov, the fat, ugly cunt, gives a fuck what anyone else thinks. It's good to keep this pressure on him though and the more fans realise how much he and his cronies are trying to hijack what could be a memorable season for us, the better. Shall we talk positive? Yes, let's. We need a bit of a boost. Not the kind of Ben Johnson boost but the kind of boost a stranger paying a nice compliment to your dress gives you. Not that I know anything about that. Someone told me, all right. Anyway, Cesc says he's ready to give everything to bring the title home this season. Speaking to the official Arsenal magazine he said:
    I realise I am playing more for the team. If I'm not man of the match, if I'm not player of the month anymore I don't care, because I know I'm doing extra positive things for the team and now that gives me the most pleasure. All I want now is to win the title and to celebrate that at the end of the season with my team-mates. I want to give everything for the club.
    And it's that kind of attitude we're going to need. Not just from Cesc though, from all the players. With the squad stretched even thinner than Karen Carpenter during the Irish famine we're going to need some of the players who would have been considered 'fringe' to really step up and make a contribution. It's now obvious that after the miss against Milan and the haircut Adebayor will never score again but Theo Walcott reckons he can take up the baton, saying:
    I feel upbeat, I feel confident. The goals helped and they gave me a boost so hopefully I can take that into Saturday.
    He also speaks nicely and maturely about Eduardo in that link. Manuel Almunia reckons our home form will be vital to keep the title challenge on track. I'd go one better and suggest it's the home and away form that'll count - remember, we've got to go to Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge. Those two games are going to have a huge impact on the title race. I mentioned some weeks back the Ray of Hope appeal which is trying to raise funds for former Arsenal great Ray Kennedy, now suffering from Parkinsons disease. He talks to the Guardian about how the support from Arsenal and Liverpool has taken him aback and you can find details of the appeal if you feel like you can contribute something towards it. Tomorrow we can start to focus on Villa, look at the team news, listen to the Arsecast and all that. Just to give you a quick reminder about the O2 Opus campaign, voting for the winners will give you the chance to win an Opus for yourself. It's the last couple of days so if you fancy it get clicking. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Rampant sectionist displayed twice + Arsecast 66 http://arseblog.net/2008/02/29/why-do-you-even-need-a-headline-its-all-just-crap-isnt-it-i-could-any-old-thing-in-here-and-nobody-would-even-notice-see-yeah-now-you-see-shut-up/ Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:34:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/02/29/why-do-you-even-need-a-headline-its-all-just-crap-isnt-it-i-could-any-old-thing-in-here-and-nobody-would-even-notice-see-yeah-now-you-see-shut-up/ Martin Taylor says he'll be happy when Eduardo is back in the Arsenal team and scoring goals again. That, I imagine, is something he has in common with most Arsenal fans but the main difference is none of us have broken anyone's leg. I heard from a very good source that Martin Taylor does all satanic stuff at the weekend right and that he has a coven and they sacrifice orphans on a big stone altar and sing songs by bands called 'Lucifer Jones' and 'Beelzebubble' and then they drink blood and then do Tom Cruise impressions and stuff. Alisher Usmanov says he's not going to make a takeover bid ... for 6 months, at least. What a true champion this man is. What a credit to the world he and Double-D are. Fat & Orange should be made presidents of the world. Alternatively they could be nailed to a tree and smeared with some kind of honey so a bear comes along and eats them just after he rapes them because he's a randy old bear and let's face it, you don't get an opportunity like that too often. When you find people nailed to a tree in the forest you have to take advantage of it. Usmanov says he's trying to 'reassure' fans. I'd like to reassure him in the face with a plank of wood, the fat cunt. Ahead of tomorrow's game against Villa Arsene Wenger says Diaby will be back but he's not rushing Robin van Persie who is expected back in the side on the twelfth of never. That means, perhaps, another chance for Bendtner up front but seeing as Adebayor and Bendtner are like Kramer vs Kramer with the ball being the child they both want custody of we might have to leave it to Theo Walcott to score the goals. Hmm, with Diaby back he could go left, Hleb right and Theo up front, that way the great Dane and the Togonator don't have to hate each other in public. Hurrah! There'll be more team news later and Arsene's first press conference since the Taylor incident. It'll be interesting to hear what he's got to say and you can find details of it in tomorrow's blog, probably. Unless I decide to change the whole focus of this blog overnight and report on the Iraq war or develop some kind of social conscience. It is unlikely though. Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you in association with OleOle.com, I chat to Goodplaya, the FA, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a snippet from Talkshite radio, Eboue and more. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode66.mp3] Enjoy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hangover to attend to.]]> 712 2008-02-29 10:34:03 2008-02-29 08:34:03 closed open why-do-you-even-need-a-headline-its-all-just-crap-isnt-it-i-could-any-old-thing-in-here-and-nobody-would-even-notice-see-yeah-now-you-see-shut-up publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Angry Wenger rails on refs and journalists - Villa preview http://arseblog.net/2008/03/01/angry-wenger-rails-on-refs-and-journalists-villa-preview/ Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:14:18 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/01/angry-wenger-rails-on-refs-and-journalists-villa-preview/ the boss is still upset about what happened to Eduardo and the reaction to it. As I said on the blog, the last two incidents that have resulted in a player being really badly injured have come against Arsenal players and AW thinks we're not being afforded the same protection as other teams. He says:
    We are the team in the last three years that has committed less fouls than any other team, and the numbers are available. We are the team that has been fouled more than any other team and the team that has been punished more than any other team. What we want to have is the right protection. That is the second player we have lost to bad tackles.
    This idea that in order to stop Arsenal you have to kick Arsenal is a real sore point and I can see where he's coming from. Nobody can ever criticise the physical aspects of football once it's done the right way. When you think of Arsene's teams in the past the sheer physicality of the players won us games. Vieira, Petit, Lauren, Grimandi, Keown, all tremendously physical players so we've had that element to our team. However, the last really bad tackle I can remember from an Arsenal player is Ashley Cole against Leicester a good few seasons ago (I think it was the year of the invincibles). That's telling. Unwilling to pass up the opportunity to speak his mind the boss, in front of a crowd of journalists, then criticised journalists for the way they report and preview and review games. He said:
    Journalists with smiles on their faces ask me, 'they got in your face today and you didn’t have the answer'. That is encouraging violence. And how many times do I sit in a press conference and people are looking at me thinking 'you try to play football but when people kick you, you don’t have the answer'. They have to take responsibility as well.
    He's right too. From Match of the Day to the Sunday tabloids they spout this crap about how teams who cannot live with Arsenal on a technical level have to get 'stuck in'. Like I said, nobody would ever have an argument with a team that plays hard but fair, and then you see tackles like the one on Eduardo or Carew's on Hleb at Villa Park and they go beyond what's acceptable. We get our share of red cards, and you know the journos are only just waiting for one to roll out the 'Arsenal red card shame' headlines, but we're not a dirty team. I can understand the manager's frustration with this. AW was positive about Eduardo and his recovery and distanced himself from any responsibility for the people who sent death threats to Martin Taylor. Obviousy those people are fucking retards. We were all upset at what happened to Eduardo but threatening somebody with death over it is just riduculous. That Arsene Wenger has to defend himself from people who think he might have some responsibility for that is even more so. William Gallas has generated some headlines this week for his behaviour at the end of the Birmingham game. Some people have called for him to stripped of the captaincy but then some people are shit-stirring cunts with an obvious agenda. The manager is defending his captain though, saying:
    Ideally he should not have responded like that. But it was not to blame anybody. He is a guy who is highly committed and sometimes when he goes overboard he can respond like that. His leadership qualities for me are outstanding, even if on that occasion he used his commitment in the wrong way.
    What I hate the most in this job are people who are always nicey nice and behave well. But at the end of the day they cheat a little bit with their commitment. I prefer sometimes a guy who goes overboard without hurting anybody who cares about winning. That is William, he cares about winning.
    I hate that Nicey Nice too. What a cunt. It is time for Gallas to show that he is the man for the job, he's done well this season for the most part and as one of the only players who has experienced a title run-in he needs to focus his emotion in a more positive way and set a good example for the younger boys. I think he can do that. Today's game is vital. Of course every game in the run-in is vital but the vultures are circling a bit, looking for us to crack after last weekend against Birmingham. Villa are a decent side, it's taken Martin O'Neill a little while to get them going but you can see what a good job he's done there. We need to really be aware of how good they are from set-pieces, apparently 99.999999% of their goals come from corners or something so we must be vigiliant, having a little bit a previous in conceding from corners. We need a reaction from the lads, we've heard from Flamini and Senderos this week and they've both said that what happened to Eduardo will give them that extra motivation between now and the end of the season. Three points today would be a good start. The Online Gooner has a fine editorial about the role fans should play between now and the end of the season. We must get behind our boys, behind the captain, behind the manager. We can make a difference. Copy and paste it to every Arsenal fan you know. If you're going todayshout and roar and bellow like fiery mooses. Essentially, what we need to remember, is that everyone else are cunts. Let's focus on being positive to our not cunts. Fingers crossed we can get the result we need today, talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Bendtner nicks a vital goal and a vital point http://arseblog.net/2008/03/02/bendtner-nicks-a-vital-goal-and-a-vital-point/ Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:48:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/02/bendtner-nicks-a-vital-goal-and-a-vital-point/ We've now experienced both sides of the late equaliser coin in the last week. Heartbreak at Birmingham and all-ecompassing relief yesterday. It's hard to say it was a game we deserved to get anything out of but who knows just how vital that point could be come the end of the season. After the game I texted somebody saying 'definite hangover from last week' and it's funny that's exactly how Arsene Wenger described it. He said:
    We had a hangover from last week definitely - you could see that in the first-half. In the second-half we were a little bit better but lacked that spark. The reason we got a point today was the desire and the refusal to lose.
    And it is something we've said about this team, even playing badly they can scrape a result and they did exactly that yesterday. Scott Carson was pretty much untroubled all day long but in the last minute Adebayor headed down a Clichy cross to Nicklas Bendtner and the Dane slotted home with aplomb to grab an unlikely looking point. I have to say that was probably the worst we've played all season. It wasn't that they didn't try, it was just not happening for them. Diaby back in the side after injury struggled on the left, Hleb came inside a lot and in the first half in particular that left Villa a lot of space on the flanks which they exploited well. There was a suspicion of offside about their goal which was fortunate - Agbonlahor's driven cross directed into the net by Senderos. Unfortunate but if Senderos hadn't gotten a touch then Carew was there to put it away. The best chances of the game fell to Villa and Manuel Almunia made some decent saves in fairness to him. Still, as much as we huffed and puffed we didn't look like scoring. At those times you look to the bench and Bendtner aside there was nothing there to add to the attacking side of our game. You do wonder about the paucity of options and whether this squad is quite strong enough to withstand the rigours of the final 10 games but there's not much point getting stressed about that now. It's not like we can do anything about it. The sooner we get Robin van Persie and Tomas Rosicky back the better and, optimistic as this would seem, we need them to stay fit between now and the end of the season. The boss admits we're going through a bad spell at the moment. The goals from midfield have dried up, Adebayor hasn't scored in a few games, United are on a roll and this is going to be one hell of a fight now. The only thing I will say is that our bad spell isn't seeing us lose games which is a positive - and as I said above I prefer to look at yesterday as an important point gained rather than two dropped. The way some people were talking you'd think we were playing Scabtown Rovers and not a team that's in good form, fighting for a Champions League place and notoriously difficult to beat. There was some criticism after the game for the Villa fans who sang songs about Eduardo's broken leg. Arsene Wenger said:
    You expect better from people who come to football stadiums. It looks that intelligence and stupidity can have no limits. Unfortunately stupidity has won.
    I'm not sure we do expect better, that's the sad thing. Martin O'Neill was 'bitterly, bitterly disappointed' according to journalist Philippe Auclair who attended the post-game press conference. He was the only one in the room to mention this to the Villa manager while some of the assembled hacks found the songs funny. That says a lot, eh? So now Milan. And what a game that's going to be. We are struggling a bit at the moment but the performance against the Italians in the first leg was very good, I thought. More like the Arsenal we've expected this season and hopefully they can go to the San Siro and pick up where they left off in the home leg. It would be a massive confidence boost to go there and win, or draw, and could be the kick we need to get ourselves going again. What defeat might do I don't really want to think about. Finally, in relation to the match, I hope all the people who left early heard the roars as the goal went in. Perhaps it's not my place to criticise but where does anybody have to be at 4.45 on a Saturday afternoon that's so important they can't stay to the end of a game and try and cheer the lads on? Sure, they didn't play well and it is frustrating but seeing empty seats when we're fighting to get an equaliser is a bit crappy, in my opinion. Supporters. Supporters. Supporters. In a Sunday round-up here's Eduardo in the News of the World with his funky blue crutches. He credits Gary Lewin with saving his foot and talks about the incident, forgiving Martin Taylor and the road to recovery. Patrick Barclay in the Telegraph about Eduardo's injury and referees:
    We keep reading that Taylor's challenge was ''not malicious" - as if that were widely disputed. He no more meant to break Eduardo's leg than the drunken driver means to injure the child who suddenly runs into the road.
    And that's about that. Have a good Sunday, more on Milan in the next couple of days.]]>
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    *boilk* http://arseblog.net/2008/03/03/boilk-3/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:55:32 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/03/boilk-3/ Cesc reckons that the late goal against Villa is a good thing, well obviously it's a good thing, but a good something something about this team. He says:
    If a team is weak mentally, you do not come back from these games - because these are matches when everything is against you, maybe it is not the best game of your life, but still you come back and get the points. That means something.
    Exactly right. The something is a very important something and some times some somethings aren't as somethingy as you would like so we should be thankful for the kind of something we have. Arsene Wenger has denied there's any kind of problem between Adebayor and Bendtner, saying:
    I don't know if they like each other or not - but basically I don't see there is a problem. You don't have to be friends to play well together.  I think they get on quite well. But once the suspicion is in people's heads they look at every single movement to see if there is a problem or not, but I don't think there is a problem.
    And the example that always gets trotted out is the Andy Cole v Teddy Sheringham one. Which is sort of like saying Hitler didn't like Jack the Ripper. I think the two big lads are fine, Ade's header provided the goal for the big Dane. Less hating, more loving. Hoving. That's what we need. Arsene Wenger outlines his plans for Milan. He talks about the football and the way we play. If it was me though the plan would be to smear all our players with a strong garlic sauce as it would be terribly distracting for the Italians. Bacary Sagna talks about the death of his brother. Right, there'll be more team news and other stuff ahead of the Milan game tomorrow. For now though I'm going to drink some coffee, take some painkillers, eat a bacon sandwich and wonder why the fuck it's snowing here in Dublin. Fucking hell. Ouch.]]>
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    Milan preview - Winning is a good habit http://arseblog.net/2008/03/04/milan-preview-winning-is-a-good-habit/ Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:41:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/04/milan-preview-winning-is-a-good-habit/ the return of Robin van Persie who won't start the game but will give us a real option from the bench should it be required. With goals drying up elsewhere and legs beginning to get a bit heavy as the season goes on, having somebody who is relatively fresh and who can score goals could make a huge difference. We just have to hope that he can stay fit between now and May. It's a long shot, I know, but we can still dream, can't we? Outlining the approach to the game the boss said:
    We have to be tight defensively out there because they tore Man United apart in the first 20 minutes of the second leg at the San Siro last season. From the first game, we have the belief we can beat them because we dominated the game - that always has an impact on the second game. We will need patience against them in Milan but our pace can be a good asset as well.
    We saw in the first leg that the longer the game went on the more we pressured them. Perhaps it was a case of young legs v old legs but the old legs also come with old heads full of experience. Milan's record in the Champions League is fantastic, the team is full of players who have won it on a number of occasions, and we'll have to concentrate for the whole game because if you give them a sniff of a chance they can hurt you. On the other hand though their league form at home has been really poor, I think it was after Christmas before they won a game at the San Siro and they've had seven 1-1 draws (home and away) this season. That scoreline would see us through, of course. Despite their repuation and standing in this competition the Arsenal players aren't scared. That's according to Cesc anyway. He says:
    We are young, but we are not scared of anything and we will play our game. You have always seen if we are winning or losing, we will never go to defend. We will always want to attack, because it is the way we like to play and enjoy playing.
    Admirable sentiments indeed but you do wonder how gung-ho the approach would be if we got an early goal. While you wouldn't deliberately sit back you'd have to think the focus would be on not conceding rather than going for more goals. It's such a massive game that could have such a big effect on our season. I think it's safe to assume confidence is a bit low at the moment, the team isn't quite clicking and playing the kind of football that has taken us this far and I'd worry a little bit about how we'd react to a defeat. On a personal level I could cope with that if I thought we'd regroup and battle for the league title but I wonder how much the players have invested in going far in Europe. From a position a couple of weeks ago when we were still in with a chance of three trophies we could just have the one to play for. And that brings some serious pressure with it. That said I think if we can match the performance of the first leg then there's no reason why we can't get the result we need tonight. The manager is aware that this team needs silverware. Nobody will remember the fact a young team played lovely football but ultimately came up short. And I'm not saying that going empty-handed this time around be a disaster. Far from it. We've seen a big improvement in this side this season but you can't underestimate how much, above and beyond a silver cup on a shelf, winning things benefits a team. The confidence, the belief, the experience, the ability to cope with pressure, all those things go a long way to make a team successful. The boss has shown his belief in the players, he's now challenged them to repay that with trophies. Winning tonight may not lead to Champions League glory but it may well kick-start our lads and get them out of this very slight rut they're in at the moment. I think it's going to be pretty cagey tonight. Milan know that a goal for us means they have to score two so I don't think they're going to come at us with all guns blazing. It looks like we'll be slightly less attacking in terms of our line up. Reports this morning suggest that Eboue will replace Walcott, Diaby will continue on the left and it'll be Alex Hleb playing just behind Adebayor up front. It's a set-up that has served us well in Europe, fingers crossed it can do the same tonight. Speaking of Theo Walcott his game has been critiqued by William Gallas. In an interview with GQ magazine he talks about Theo's potential but says he needs to become less predictable and adapt his game. Depending on which paper you read this morning it's either constructive criticism or 'slamming' a teammate. Personally I think what he's saying is constructive. Theo has been frustrating because we see flashes of really good stuff by him but he's never done it consistently enough. On the other hand he's got 5 goals this season, more than Alex Hleb and provided a number of assists. The great mystery of Theo. Nicklas Bendtner says he feels 'bloody good' at Arsenal and has denied there is any problem between him and Adebayor. Which is good, I suppose. And that's really about it. A sneaky 1-1 would do the job tonight but there are going to be some fingernails bitten and lucky socks worn, I reckon. More tomorrow. Update: Final thing - Arseblog won best Sports and Recreation blog in the Irish Blog Awards on Saturday. Thanks to boards.ie for the sponsorship of that particular award.]]>
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    Young Guns just too good for Milan's old legs http://arseblog.net/2008/03/05/young-guns-just-too-good-for-milans-old-legs/ Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:27:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/05/young-guns-just-too-good-for-milans-old-legs/ What can you say about that? Fantastic, awesome, brilliant, inspired, emotional, wonderful. You'd be here all day just saying one word after another because there are so many that apply to that result and performance last night. We went to the San Siro and, some small moments apart, outplayed AC Milan, the holders of the Champions League. The goals may have come late but nobody could possibly argue they weren't deserved. After a good start to the game from us Milan had a spell of pressure in the first half which saw them create a few chances. Maldini had a header from a corner, and there were three or four of them in a row, one from a Gallas header which was wonderfully timed with the Milan player lurking behind him. There was a Pato chance which the young man will kick himself over, Almunia saved easily from Inzaghi, Clichy blocked another shot from the same player and Kaka had a shot too. But once that ten or fifteen minutes was over we began to get a real hold on the game. We pressured Milan, when we had the ball we were in their faces so quickly they were giving it away like a pub team. The whistle happy ref didn't help the game too much in the first half, wrongly booking Hleb when he was felled on the edge of the area, but that it was such a spectacle despite the man in the middle was a testament to both teams. I hadn't expected the game to be quite so open. Our main chances in the first half fell to Adebayor, whose shot was tipped over by Kalac (it might have been going over anyway) and then Cesc who hammered a shot against the bar. Cesc celebrates his goal against AC Milan...It's an old cliché to say half-time came at the wrong time for us but it's true. I thought they'd regroup and we'd lose a bit of our momentum but we bossed the game again right from the start. The high-tempo pressing was fantastic, again we forced errors out of them and when they did get a bit of possession Cesc and Flamini were snapping at their heels to get it back. We could have scored early when Senderos found himself unmarked at the back post but his shot went straight into the keeper's arms, then Eboue hacked one wide after being set free in the box by Adebayor. It was an atrocious effort on goal in such a big match. Quite rightly the boss made the change soon afterwards, mindful also of Eboue's yellow, and brought Theo Walcott on. He got in behind the defence at one stage and tried to square it for Gallas but the keeper got a leg in the way. Meanwhile the only moment of danger from Milan came from a Pirlo free kick which bounced right in front of Almunia who pushed it away for a corner. The goal had to come though and who else but Cesc? He was a little magician in the midfield yesterday, dictating the pace of the game, popping up all over the place and when he took the ball on, drove past a couple of Milan players and unleashed a shot from 30 yards, seeing it nestle in the bottom corner was no less than he deserved. 1-0 to the Arsenal and that meant Milan had to score 2 in the last 5 minutes. As they hadn't much looked like scoring in the previous 85 it was hard not to feel confident. As we headed into injury time confidence became assurance when Walcott, his young legs outpacing the desperate Milan defender, got first to a ball down the right hand side, drove into the box and squared it for Adebayor to score his first ever Champions League goal for Arsenal and seal the win. So, 2-0 Arsenal. The young guns wore down the old men of Milan. It was the kind of win and performance we all hoped for but secretly, after the last couple of games, weren't too confident about. Now though, they have to take this win, use it like rocket fuel and keep on going. The confidence they can take from this game is immeasurable. And the performance itself was the perfect antidote to the Birmingham and Villa draws. This was a team back to its best. Flamini (NDPPPPPPP), Cesc and Hleb were absolutely outstanding. The energy they have, the willingness to run and move is amazing. And you sometimes don't think about that - the little ten yard run to move into space to pick up a pass, play the pass, then run another ten or twenty yards. They don't stop and it's just brilliant. The back four were really good and are really operating like a unit at the moment. I know Kolo is a good player but he should have to work to get his place back. I'm delighted that Adebayor got off the mark in the CL, he seemed to have an up and down night but he did cause their defenders problems and playing up top on your own against quality like Nesta, Kaladze and Maldini is not easy. I wonder as well has Theo done enough to convince the boss he's a better option than the ineffectual Eboue on the right hand side. He came on and offered pace, directness and he didn't forget he had defensive duties too. Setting up the goal will have done him good. Overall, as a team performance and achievement, it was as good as we've seen for a while and hopefully they can kick on from here. It'll be really interesting to see who we get in the next round. The chances of drawing another English team are very high. United are through, it's hard to see Chelsea missing out and Liverpool take a 2 goal lead to the same stadium next week. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We played with organisation and never dropped off. We did not give them time and went forward every time we could. We played with authority, maturity, talent and intelligence. Sometimes as manager, you feel there is something in the team and you know that for them to get a step higher up they have to deliver in a big game like tonight. I hope this will strengthen the belief in the team.
    Well, if knocking out the holders can't boost your confidence then I don't know what will. Cesc has eyes on a double, you can't fault the lad's ambition, can you? He says:
    We are top of The Premier League and through to the quarter finals of the Champions League after beating the holders at home, so why can't we win them both?
    The only thing that can stop this team doing that is this team. On their day they're as good as anyone, capable of beating anyone, they just need a bit more consistency. In general I'm going to ignore the media reaction to all this. I'm just tired of listening to the cunts. A few months ago we were the best thing since sliced bread, a dodgy spell (which, we should point out, has been few draws and some cup defeats - we've only lost one league game this season) and we're all but finished and now. after beating Milan, we're fucking brilliant again. Those flip-flopping, mischief making cunts can go and shove it up their holes. While there will be some reasoned analysis I'll leave it to you to trawl through the shite to find. A proud morning to be an Arsenal fan but let's not get carried away either. It's only the 1/4 finals and there's still a good way to go in the league yet. The beauty though is having that much on our plate. Bring it on. More tomorrow.]]>
    717 2008-03-05 10:27:53 2008-03-05 08:27:53 closed open young-guns-just-too-good-for-milans-old-legs publish 0 0 post 0 1337 http://worldofarsenal.co.uk/2008/03/06/thursday-round-up-kaka-speaks-the-truth/ 76.74.248.137 2008-03-06 03:28:30 2008-03-06 01:28:30 1 pingback 0 0
    Absolutely Flabregas + Eduardo's interview http://arseblog.net/2008/03/06/absolutely-flabregas-eduardos-interview/ Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:09:10 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/06/absolutely-flabregas-eduardos-interview/ Mathieu Flamini reckons there's 'no limit' to what this Arsenal side can achieve and he's given his strongest hint yet that his future will be at the Grove, saying:

    We are a new generation, we have to create a new history. I want to be part of this history, so I hope I will be here for next season. At the moment my advisers are talking with the club, so I really hope that everything will be okay. I cannot put a time on it, but I really want to stay here.

    Himself and Cesc are forging quite the partnership. They may not have the stature or physicality of Vieira and Petit but they're coming to close to matching them in terms of of effectiveness. Up against quality like Gattuso, Pirlo and Ambrosini the other night they never looked out of their depth and it was our midfield that bossed the game. They work well together and I think it's vital we keep them as a partnership - to let slip what has been built this season would be a real mistake. Cesc has decscribed the goal against Milan as the best moment of his career. It's certainly a defining one. When Juventus came to Highbury two seasons ago it meant the return of the iconic, legendary Vieira. The experienced pro against the young pretender, the young man whose emergence at Arsenal made Arsene Wenger think it was possible to let Vieira go. That night he came of age in many eyes, totally outplaying the former captain and scoring the opening goal before creating Henry's. Tuesday against Milan was similar. He's grown in stature, his talent and potential is undeniable and here he was on one of the biggest stages in Europe controlling the game from midfield, then sauntering forward and winning it. He's taken a big step forward again this season and that really is the sign of a great player. Speaking about his fellow Spaniard Manuel Almunia says:
    He can go on to win titles and become a great player. I don't think it matters to Cesc which stadium he plays in or against which team he plays. He just enjoys his football so much. Age doesn't matter when a player has the talent Cesc has. He plays like a veteran.
    When you consider he has already made over 180 appearance for the club the veteran tag doesn't seem too far wrong at all. I spoke yesterday about the energy he and Flamini have and the stats showed they ran 7.5 and 8.1 miles respectively during the Milan game. For those of you in metricland that's 12 and 13 kilometres. That is incredible stamina. What is obvious though is that we have a partnership in central midfield that works well together, they compliment each other well (and I don't mean 'That's a very nice haircut, Mathieu', 'Thanks Cesc, I like your pants'), and they're young enough that they could play together in this team for years. It's exciting to think about it. In other news Liam Brady says he's 'very likely' to take up a role in the new Ireland set-up under Giovanni Trapattoni. Obviously some compromise has been found between Arsenal and the FAI which would enable him to do this. Eduardo gave his first interview since his injury to Croatian TV and thanks to Arseblogger Kesky we have, exclusively, the main points in bullet form and a transcript. Interesting that according to the TV presenter they weren't allowed ask about Martin Taylor but that the only comment Eduardo made was that Taylor had not visited him in hospital to apologise. Right, that's about it for this morning. I have a really mad day ahead so it'll be mad stuff and hopefully time to throw some kind of Arsecast together for tomorrow. Till then.]]>
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    Wenger puts Bentley in his place + Arsecast 67 http://arseblog.net/2008/03/07/wenger-puts-bentley-in-his-place-arsecast-67/ Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:18:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/07/wenger-puts-bentley-in-his-place-arsecast-67/ who made some comments about Theo Walcott needing to leave Arsenal to get first team football. You might be aware that all Bentley has done since he left Arsenal is talk about how terrible Arsenal was, how he didn't enjoy football when he was there and countless other crap, completely ignoring the fact that without the kind of football education he got with us he'd most likely be plying his trade for some bunch of mid-table shitkickers. Oh... Anyway, Arsene Wenger wasn't happy with Bentley's comments and put the former Arsenal twat firmly in his place, saying:
    Bentley is entitled to his opinion but it does not mean he is right. I don't know why one player should incite another player to leave a club. It is not his job. When you are in one of the biggest clubs in the world you have to accept competition and if you accept it, it makes you better. If you move down you are down, not at the top.
    Zing! Arsene one, Bentley nil. Bentley had his chances at Arsenal, failed to take them, then went off in a huff elsewhere (having handed in a transfer request) and has been bitter ever since. Personally I think he has a decent right foot but doesn't come close to being half as good as he thinks he is. Meanwhile Theo was part of the team that won at the San Siro and set up the goal that sealed the match. I'm sure he'd love to be playing in a half-empty stadium every week like Bentley. Anyway, the more often Bentley speaks the more he reveals himself as an unctuous little rat who is easy to dislike. We need people like that now that Robbie Savage is close to retirement. Ahead of the Wigan game the team news is not great. Already without the injured Toure, Song, Rosicky and Eduardo, we lost Abou Diaby after the Milan game and Theo Walcott who picked up a thigh injury in a behind closed doors game against Colorado Rapids yesterday. People might question the match but it was played like a very friendly friendly and this is the kind of thing that could just have easily happened in training. Denilson pulling a hamstring in the same game does leave us very short of midfield options. We've got 4 left and they'll be the 4 that start on Sunday I'm sure. Cesc will have to play from the right, Gilberto and the Flamster in the middle and Hleb on the left. On a positive note Robin van Persie played an hour and had no ill effects from his thigh injury, whether or not he starts against Wigan remains to be seen. Fuller team news tomorrow, after the boss's press conference later today. Apparently there were some rumours that Arsenal weren't happy with Birmingham City's medical care in the immediate aftermath of Eduardo's injury. Arsene Wenger says those rumours are not true. So there you go. And that's about it in terms of Friday morning news. Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, we get an Italian perspective on the AC Milan game, the Man in the Bar has a player history as well as Eboue, the Culture Corner and more. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (12mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode67.mp3] And there you go. Early start today. Have a good Friday.]]>
    719 2008-03-07 09:18:04 2008-03-07 07:18:04 closed open wenger-puts-bentley-in-his-place-arsecast-67 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure 1338 http://nekoswan.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/memememememe/ 66.135.48.186 2008-03-07 18:51:15 2008-03-07 16:51:15 1 pingback 0 0
    Arsene talks + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/03/08/arsene-talks-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:55:12 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/08/arsene-talks-saturday-round-up/ Arsene responded, saying:
    Why should you always have to kill other people to exist yourself? If you do that, then somewhere, you feel you are not good enough. If you have to come out all the time to destroy people, what is life about? Winning and destroying people can never be everything.
    And he's right there. He also expressed the view that trophies aren't everything to him, which might make some people ask questions. We talk about how nobody really remembers the 'pretty' football if you finish second but I can see where he's coming from. You can't possibly fault his ambition or his desire to win things. He's done in the past, he's trying to do it now, but he's doing it in his own way. Not only does he want to win, he wants to entertain and play the kind of football that his teams have become renowned for. He could easily have gone out and splashed cash, the pressure was on him to do so, but he stuck to what he believed in and that's brave in this day and age. Of course it would be nice to have more silverware but nobody talks about Chelsea's back to back titles and remembers that team for being a great footballing side. People do still talk about the Invincible side and if you asked any neutral whether they'd rather see a functional Mourinho side or an expressive Wenger side I know most would choose Wenger's. I'm sure there are fans who would happily swap flowing football for trophies and if we didn't have a manager like Wenger then I'd say the same, I'm sure. But what we have is a unique individual who, despite frustrating us sometimes, always tries to do things what he considers the right way, and I'd take that over a charlatan and a liar like Mourinho any day. He inspires loyalty from his players. The picture from the game against Milan where the team runs to embrace not only Fabregas, the goalscorer, but the manager speaks volumes about how they regard him. Emmanuel Adebayor says:
    At Monaco, from June to December I scored only one goal in 19 games. How come Arsene Wenger came and looked for me? It is something special. He is the one who gave me a chance to become who I am today. I want to keep on enjoying myself and listening to him.
    Personally I thought Mourinho's remarks were petty, spiteful and bitter. But then what do you expect from Jose Mourinho? He was a cunt, is a cunt and always will be a cunt, cunt without end. I don't think Arsene is a cunt. I think he's cool. Speaking about tomorrow's game against Wigan he said: It’s easy to be up for a game in the San Siro. But are we up for a cold day in Wigan? We are. We'd better be. It's a great chance to go 4 points clear at the top of the league with those other cunts in FA Cup action this weekend. You have to think Robin van Persie will play at some stage, perhaps not from the start, and to get him back to his best is going to be vital in the race for the title and the Champions League. Speaking of which the boss said he'd prefer a 'European' team in the next round of a Champions League. I would too, I have to say. Fenerbache or Schalke ideally. Given the odds though you have to think at least one of the quarters is going to be all English. And I want to save Barcelona for the final. Payback time. Liam Brady was officially announced as Giovanni Trapattoni's number2 in the Republic of Ireland set-up, a position made possible only by Arsene giving him the go ahead. He also talked about Eduardo's recovery and drew parellels with that of Abou Diaby. The thing we've noticed since Diaby has returned is that he has become prone to lots of niggles, maybe that's a consequence of his injury, maybe not. Fingers crossed for Eduardo. Gilles Grimandi talks about Arsenal's scouting methods while Steve Bruce reveals just how much help Arsene has given him. You wonder if Arsene might be a little unimpressed with Bruce's remarks in the immediate aftermath of the Eduardo incident. And that's about that, have yourselves a good Saturday. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunday *boilk* http://arseblog.net/2008/03/09/sunday-boilk/ Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:40:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/09/sunday-boilk/ Arsene Wenger loves Flamini and Fabregas. I love them too. You may speculate on the kind of love all you want but I'll never tell. They are a bit awesome though, aren't they? The boss compares them to Petit and Vieira which was a legendary partnership despite Petit only really performing for about 12 months before going mental and a bit crap. Here's hoping Flabregas can do it for years to come. First thing we have to do is get an NDP for Flam. There are rumours that something is going to happen this month. Fingers crossed. Adebayor says:
    It would be a big mistake to draw or lose at Wigan. We cannot even think about doing that after the win in the San Siro. It will be a tough game but we're ready for it and we have to think about getting three points in every game from now on.
    No arguing with that, is there? Today is a chance to go 4 points clear at the top of the table. Sadly United got knocked out of the FA Cup, as did Chelsea (hahaha, the mighty Barnsley strike again!), because I'd have liked them to have more games but there you go. Let's get the points on the board and then, when they're not looking, wipe a poo finger around the rim of their glass, the insufferable cunts. And that's really about it. My stomach can't take any more typing. Here's to three points today, more tomorrow and stuff.]]>
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    Back down to lumpy earth http://arseblog.net/2008/03/10/back-down-to-lumpy-earth/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:52:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/10/back-down-to-lumpy-earth/ Highs and lows, eh? That's football. From the dizzying heights of the San Siro to the muddy depths of the JJB. We knew how important three points would be but sadly a draw was all we could muster. The performance on Tuesday was marvellous, the performance yesterday was pedestrian and average. It now means that Manchester United can go a point ahead of us if they win their game in hand. That game in hand is against Bolton on Wednesday week, before that they play Derby which is as close to a guaranteed three points as the Premier League has ever provided. We play Boro on Saturday but United could be top by then as we have a late kick-off. The result means we haven't won in the league since the 2-0 victory over Blackburn on the 11th of February. Arsene Wenger said:
    You go through a patch like that sometimes. The negative is that we have a deficit in points. The positive is that we didn't lose a game. Against Birmingham and today we lost four points but I am sure we will take-off again. We have to keep our calm, focus and belief.
    If you step back and look at it, our disappointing days in the league (Boro apart) are being measured in draws. Not defeats. You just got the feeling that the squad was stretched too far yesterday. Although we welcomed back Robin van Persie after an eternity out injured the fact that Kolo Toure ended up playing wide right tells its own story. With Rosicky, Walcott, Diaby and Denilson all injured there really wasn't much else he could do though. There were a couple of chances but overall we didn't create enough and lacked that little bit of spark in the final third in particular. There was a lot of talk about the pitch. Arsene Wenger said:
    It is not a professional football pitch. The pitch is a disaster. It is disrespectful for the fans who come and pay money to see that.
    He's right. Now, firstly let me make it very clear I'm not using the pitch as an excuse or anything like it. They had to play on exactly the same surface, but there are teams who wouldn't notice a bad pitch. Look at Sam Allardcye's Bolton, for example. If you lump the ball in the air all the time the pitch doesn't matter, if you like to stroke the ball around with nice passing then you will. Arsenal like to play a neat, passing game so a shit pitch makes life more difficult. What I would say though is when you have a pitch as bad as that and you have two strikers the size of Bendtner and Adebayor up top perhaps you should put principles to one side every now and then and give it a good hoof. Anyway, there really is no excuse for any team to have a pitch like Wigan's in this day and age. The technology and expertise available should ensure every club has a decent playing surface. There should be some kind of standard and clubs who have terrible pitches should be given a good clip around the ear. Anyway, back to the real stuff and as I said earlier our bad days in the league are draws. That's significant. I don't quite know how but it is. I mean, you'd rather draw a game than lose a game, right? And while the scales have tipped slightly in United's favour at the moment we know how quickly things can change. Those pessimistic about the likelihood of them dropping points between now and the end of the season might need reminding they've lost 4 times in the league already. They can do it again, I know they can! Again I'm ignoring most of the media reports. I just can't be arsed with the cunts who stick the knife in after tickling us under the chin all week after Milan. I don't think the title has been lost, there are loads of points to play for and crucially there are points to play for against United and Chelsea. What I will say is that we have made life a little more difficult for ourselves, no question about that. I'm also not going to talk about how we need a winger or another striker or anything like that. What is the point at this stage of the season? We can't sign anyone till the summer so there's no need to drive ourselves crazy speculating about 'what if' we had spent £20m on some wing wizard that, in fairness, doesn't even exist. It is time to regroup though. We have to get a run of wins together in the league. We've got Boro coming up this Saturday, that's where all the focus should be. Disappointing, yes, but then we rarely do things the easy way, do we? Right, that's that. Stuff to do, have a good Monday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Cesczilla and Widehead http://arseblog.net/2008/03/11/cesczilla-and-widehead/ Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:59:15 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/11/cesczilla-and-widehead/ AC Milan want Mathieu Flamini. Having seen how he dicked all over Gattuso and co at the San Siro I can't say I blame them. However, I would suggest that they fuck off. I would be very unhappy if the Flamster didn't sign with us and if AC Milan have anything to do with it I can't promise that I wouldn't make my way there and blow up their stadium in a fiendish plot that made it look like it was Al Qaeda, or something. I know it wouldn't do much for world peace but fuck it, I'm not the provocative one here. Arsene says playing on Wigan's pitch is like cycling with one pedal. I remember that happened to me once. One pedal fell off and then you feel like a total spacker going around and around with one foot. It took me a week going back and forward to school before I got it fixed. Money was tight those days. DON'T JUDGE ME! It reminds me of the time when we banjaxed Widehead's bike. Widehead was this bloke with a really wide head and we used to cycle home behind him because he blocked out the wind. It was like cycling behind a bus. But one day one of the lads loosened the bolts on his front wheel and when he was cycling past the girls school that was opposite our school he hit a bump, the front wheel came off and he went right over the handlebars causing himself some serious damage. Oh, how we laughed, but nobody ever visited Widehead in the hospital or in the unit he was transferred to when they realised the brain damage was permanent. Cesc is a great player. He is driven by the good things in football like nice passing, silky skills and sweet, sweet revenge. He's looking to avoid Barcelona in Friday's CL draw because he wants them in the final. He says:
    We'd like to avoid them at this stage and save them for the final after what happened in Paris two seasons ago. Then we will destroy them like Godzilla destroys cities, with fire breathing from our noses and we shall look down at their charred corpses and we shall laugh. Oh yes.
    Hurrah for Cesczilla! Philippe Senderos says Arsenal are like Journey, they won't stop believing. The big Swiss has been in impressive form since he came back into the side and is now using 80s MOR to inspire his teammates. I heartily approve, I have to say. He's just a Swissy boy, born and raised in north ...erm ... Lucerne ... yeah! Jens Lehmann says Arsene Wenger ignored fate and made a mistake when he put Manuel Almunia back in the team. That's according to Sky Sports according to the Daily Mail. Frankly I think Jens knows it's time. I've never seen him look quite so gleeful as when Cesc scored against Milan. The smile was as genuine as it would be if he found out Manuel's hands had been ripped off in a shocking combine harvester accident. And that's really about all there is to tell you this morning. Have yourselves a fine Tuesday. More tomorrow. Update: Those of you who receive Arseblog via the mailing list will be aware it's all gone a bit wonky the last couple of days. Am working on fixing it this morning, sorry for any inconvenience.]]>
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    Returning Van Persie http://arseblog.net/2008/03/12/returning-van-persie/ Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:57:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/12/returning-van-persie/ Arsene Wenger is sure he can make a difference. Even in the short spell he was on the pitch in the Wigan game you can see what a good footballer he is. He was rusty but the class is obvious. Robin himself is desperate to get back into the swing of things, saying:
    I started the season with very big ideas, my ambition was very high and it still is. I have missed many games - but I am thinking positive at the moment and I want to end this season good with the team. I am happy to be back and am quite positive that we can win the league and the Champions League.
    Well, you could never accuse him of lacking confidence. What we do have to hope though is that he can come through the final games of the season without picking up any more injuries. In all the time he's been at Arsenal he's never gone through a season without some kind of significant injury. I don't know if it's fair to say he's injury prone. He's not like Messi or Owen who have the same kind of recurring injury. We've had a broken metatarsal, damaged knee, groin, thigh - I suspect he's even injured his bread basket and had butterflies in his stomach. Perhaps he's just been really unlucky. Or perhaps he is a bit brittle. For his sake and ours I hope can stay fit. What he brings to the team is a certain unpredictability that none of the others can. He can score a goal out of nothing, he offers a threat from free kicks (something we've missed all season really) and the most important thing is that having not played very much football he won't be fatigued. I suspect Arsene Wenger will be looking at the fact he's been called up to the Dutch squad for a friendly at the end of the month with some trepidation. Leaving aside the sheer stupidity of scheduling a friendly round at this stage of the season it might not be a bad thing for Robin to get some playing time under his belt and get a bit sharper. Of course we'll be worrying about injuries but he might just as easily get injured in training or playing for us. So light your candles, say your prayers and sacrifice your goats to ensure that Robin stays fit and scores 37 goals between now and May. Stuart Pearce talks about Theo Walcott. Really just more of the same kind of stuff we've heard before. Very talented, needs time, blah blah blah. But go read if you really want. Robert Pires says Thierry Henry is unhappy at Barcelona. I watched the game the other evening and it struck me as slightly ironic that Henry was hauled off after about an hour to be replaced by a 17 year old. To be fair to Rijkaard the former Arsenal man was completely rubbish against Villarreal but that must sting his pride somewhat. Especially when he complained last season that the Arsenal team he was leaving was too young. Not that any of it has anything to do with us really, I just thought it was interesting. Problems with the mailing list appear to have been fixed. Again, apologies for the inconvenience and if any of you would like Arseblog delivered to your box every morning just sign up on the right hand side there. Weeks with no midweek games tend to be a quiet in terms of news, and so it is. So I shall make my way off into the bright morning and talk to you all tomorrow.]]>
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    Wenger - "I ain't no fool, fool" http://arseblog.net/2008/03/13/wenger-i-aint-no-fool-fool/ Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:53:21 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/13/wenger-i-aint-no-fool-fool/ Robert Pires extols the quality of the Premier League and believes Arsenal are good enough to win the Champions League, while former captain Patrick Vieira says:
    I hope Arsenal win it. They have been waiting a long time to win this trophy and they deserve to win it. We came very close a couple of seasons ago and I hope this is their year. I watched them in the San Siro last week and they were incredible. In terms of quality they have an outstanding chance now and I really hope they do it.
    The draw takes place tomorrow, of course, and we'll have at least one all English quarter-final. UEFA will do as much as possible to ensure an all English final doesn't take place. Frankly I hope it's another Liverpool v Chelsea borefest while we get Fenerbache or Schalke. I have a feeling it'll be United handed the easy draw though. Alex Hleb talks about how Jens Lehmann reacted when dropped this season for Manuel Almunia. He says:

    At first when Jens was not picked, he was very angry. He did not speak any more. He has a good heart — as long as we speak about private things. But when he stands on the training ground, he becomes a different person. The way he acts there sometimes needs getting used to.

    He also refers to Manuel as 'popular' and it has been suggested that the players prefer to play with the Spaniard. Anyway, how long have we been hearing that all goalkeepers are mad? And Jens was known as Mad Jens. So he's double-mad. And he's German. So he's triple-mad. And he's over 35 years of age which adds a half a madness so by that scientific reckoning Jens is three and half more mad than your normal goalkeeper. Or something. I know, I know, he said some things, he tampered with the brakes on Almunia's car, he cut words out of newspapers and sent threatening letters to Almunia, but who amongst us hasn't done that kind of thing? Exactly. Wigan want to take some of our young players on loan. Steve Bruce had a bucketful of Arsenal youngsters at Birmingham and now he wants some more at the JJB. I suspect Arsene would be reluctant to send them anybody unless they had a pitch they could play football on. That's about it then. I'd better try and get an Arsecast together. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Friday round-up + Arsecast 68 http://arseblog.net/2008/03/14/friday-round-up-arsecast-68/ Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:14:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/14/friday-round-up-arsecast-68/ Emmanuel Adebayor who says he, as a striker, cannot be beaten to the golden boot by a midfielder. No, sir. It cannot happen. I don't really think of Christiano Ronaldo as a midfielder though. Really I don't think about him at all. But he's definitely more of a forward playing midfielder than a midfielding midfielder. Anyway, I don't give a fuck which one of them wins it. It's not important at all. I'd like Adebayor to win it because that'll probably mean he's scored lots of goals in the final few games but once somebody scores the goals I don't care. Champions League draw today. Arsene's thoughts here, I have nothing to say other than it's gonna be Liverpool. Marcello Lippi tips us for the trophy. Update: And Liverpool it is. Team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Boro sees the return of Eboue - can you hear me cheer? - and Theo has a late fitness test, but otherwise the same cripples as last week are still crippled. I suspect Robin van Persie will start this one. I hope he scores five. Alex Hleb says Arsenal can achieve 'anything' this season. It's good to hear. I'd be happy enough with just 'something' but we all know that 'anything' is better than 'something'. You know what's weird. I'm having the strongest deja vu right now. I hate that. Right, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, which I must tell you is the crappest Arsecast of all time, I chat to the Man from East Lower about our recent form, there's some culture, some Eboue, the Man in the Bar has a player history and some other stuff too. As usual the Arsecast is brought to you in association with OleOle.com To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode68.mp3] More tomorrow.]]> 726 2008-03-14 10:14:45 2008-03-14 08:14:45 closed open friday-round-up-arsecast-68 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Saturday round-up - CL/Mugsmasher reaction http://arseblog.net/2008/03/15/saturday-round-up-clmugsmasher-reaction/ Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:31:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/15/saturday-round-up-time-to-say-goodbye-to-rosicky/ asking questions about the draw after it was apparently leaked onto some website a good 90 minutes before it was made. Me, I don't believe in conspiracies. Apart from JFK, the moon landings and the career of Westlife. Arsene Wenger's thoughts on the draw can be found here. As he rightly points out it's something for us to worry about in a couple of weeks time but this is now a massive period for us. Our next 6 games, after today, are Bolton (A), Chelsea (A), Liverpool (H H A), Man United (A). Talk about season defining. But this is what it's all about, no? Better to have games that mean a lot than games that mean fuck all. The manager is convinced the team will win something and at this stage it would be hard to take if they didn't. While I think we can all recognise the progress that has been made to end up without any silverware this season would hurt. I suppose the big worry is whether or not the squad can stand up to the rigorous test in front of them. It's going to be energy sapping stuff, both physically and mentally. For today's game against Boro we have Robin van Persie back, who Arsene is describing as a 'new signing'. I spoke earlier in the week about how important he could be and to have those fresh legs at this stage could make all the difference. Theo Walcott and Kolo Toure are both back in the squad for today, as is Eboue, so we're starting to see a bit of strength return to the squad. There's still no sign of Tomas Rosicky with Arsene saying:
    Personally I don't know when he will be back. We miss him yes he is a big player and has a fantastic spirit. We have missed his talent. I can not really give positive news about his injury. It is a strange injury but not a bad one.
    Well it's bad enough that he hasn't played since since the end of January and with no return in sight I think it's time we seriously considered his position at the club. Yes, he's a very good player but for someone who is considered a first XI starter when fit he spends far too much time out injured. It's now clear we can't rely on him to be fit and available and harsh as it sounds perhaps we'd be better off looking elsewhere for somebody to fill that left side position on a long term basis. That said if we can get him fit (the Six Million Dollar Rosicky, perhaps?) he's got the quality to make a contribution during the run in. You know the way you love Robert Pires? Yeah, me too. And you know the way you thought you couldn't love him any more? Well, when told that Sp*rs were interested in making a move for him, he said:
    Is it a joke? They must have forgotten where I come from. They can make the offer, but I won’t play for Tottenham
    What I wouldn't give for a 28 year old Pires right now. I mean in the team, of course. Yes ... the team. Back to today and I don't need to tell you how important three points are. United will go top of the table at around 5pm after they beat Derby. We have to respond, put the disappointment of the drawn games behind us and win this one. While I'd like it be convincing and emphatic I really don't care how we get the win, once we get it. It's time to start building some momentum again. Come on Arsenal. More tomorrow.]]>
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    More points dropped and the title looks more difficult http://arseblog.net/2008/03/16/729/ Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:54:53 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/16/729/ Painful, another draw. When's the last time we drew 4 in a row in the league? I suspect it's never happened before. The worst thing is that it's happened, Villa aside, against teams we were expecting to beat. Not that I'm suggesting we have a divine right to win games but if you're going to win the league you want to do more than draw against Boro, Birmingham and Wigan. Arsene looks he we all feel...We might have had a goal after just 4 minutes but Adebayor was given offside. He was definitely offside when the pass from Hleb was made but it was Boateng's studs which played it through so it's hard to call. The ref looked across to his linesman, saw the flag up, gave it offside and that's the end of it. The fact that the only time we troubled Schwarzer in the first half was with a deflected Eboue shot tells its own story and it's too easy to start blaming the referee. We might have done more but for Eboue storming into the box and instead of squaring it he tried to win a penalty by falling over. It's a measure of how poor we were that I thought Eboue was one of our best players yesterday. Their goal, inevitably, came from Jeremie Aliadiere. He was offside from a Boro free kick but when the ball fell to Tuncay the Boro pair took advantage of William Gallas trying to claim offside with more decisiveness than he tried to defend. He ran waving his arms in air when if he'd concentrated on defending he might have been able to cut out the cross. Schoolboy defending and that's being kind. In the second half we made some chances. Robin van Persie, clearly rusty from his 5 year injury spell, fired a shot just wide. Cesc had a good chance to equalise but Schwarzer saved well and the Spaniard's header hit the outside of the post later on. Theo and Bendtner came on for Sagna and RVP but still we struggled. It wasn't until Kolo Toure's header from Cesc's corner deflected in off the Boro defender that we drew level. There was a bit more pressure, some crosses but no real chances, and Boro found themselves rather unluckily down to the 10 men when Mido was sent off for a high boot which caught Gael Clichy in the face. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    It's a very disappointing result today for us because we dropped eight points in the last four games. When you're in the race for the championship, especially when you have the opponents we have, that's a big disappointment but we have to keep belief, spirit and focus for the next game. I don't think we got the result we deserved ... but a draw when you chase the championship is not good enough.
    I can't really argue with the last part but I thought we got exactly what we deserved yesterday. You have to ask where was the spirit, the energy, the commitment of the Milan game? If we'd played with that kind of passion yesterday we'd have won. Now, I've been very careful this season not to get too personal about some players but I don't think it's wrong to suggest that some players aren't quite doing it at the moment. Hleb, so good against Milan, hasn't really been producing in the league for some time now. He was back to the ineffectual, frustrating Hleb of last season. Lots of touches but no end product, no desire to shoot, always looking to move the responsibility elsewhere. He's a fine footballer, technically, but he hasn't scored a goal since Reading away and I can't remember the last assist he made. I don't think it's unfair to expect more from him. Adebayor has been struggling in recent games, Eboue is not the quality of right midfielder a title winning side should be playing and with those ahead not in good form Cesc is finding it difficult to make the kind of impact he might like. But, overall it's a team thing. The team has drawn these games, the same way the team won us all those games previously so that's where the focus should be. As it stands United are now top on goal difference with a game in hand, having beaten Derby with an offside goal yesterday. It makes the Old Trafford game a must-win and next Sunday we travel to Stamford Bridge where, realistically, nothing but three points will be good enough. The title is far from over, I'm not going to get too downhearted, but we're on the crest of a slump (as a wise man once said) and we need to start finding our form again. I know we talk about Arsenal never doing things the easy way but this is taking it a bit too far lads. I don't think it can be put down to 'bad luck' as Kolo said. You make your own luck, blah blah blah, but to throw away as many points as we have in the league in the last 4 games is down to carelessness, sloppiness, poor performances and, perhaps, us underestimating our opposition. A touch of hubris. Time to put our feet back on the ground and go back to doing what we did at the start of the season. The manager has long spoken of the spirit and character of this side, we haven't seen enough of it in recent games. Get that working again and we've still got a chance. If not... Sunday round-up time now. Cesc has slammed the ban handed out to Martin Taylor after his leg-breaker on Eduardo. He says:
    A very good player is injured for a year and the player who committed the tackle is suspended for three little games. It is very, very unfair.
    No arguments from me on that one. But what's the point in trying to make sense about things like this when the authorities are so unwilling to listen to common sense, be it from fans, players, managers, pundits or anyone else? The Observer links us with Diogo, apparently the next big thing to come out of Brazil. He plays for Portuguesa and apparently we tried to get him with a £3m bid in December. They quote Portuguesa's president who confirms that we're interested in him and his agent says:
    Diogo would love to play for Arsenal. But for now, he must wait for an offer that suits both the club and himself.
    Interesting. Thoughts on transfers and such can wait though. There's plenty of time for that. For now I think I'll spend my Sunday away from football. Beer and food sounds good. We all need to recharge. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Happy St Patrick's day from Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2008/03/17/happy-st-patricks-day-from-arseblog/ Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:30:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/17/happy-st-patricks-day-from-arseblog/ Yes, 'tis St Patrick's day. A day when lots of people pretend to be Irish and the Irish get really drunk so we don't notice all the cunts pretending to be Irish. I'm already on my 16th pint of the day. Well, a man has to get warmed up for the main event later on. Honorary Irishman Gilberto Silva reckons he's going to have to leave Arsenal in the summer, unless he breaks into the first team. Sorry Gilbo, I just can't see it happening. The saddest part about Gilberto's decline is how, when given chances this season, he has singularly failed to take them and has looked pretty much disinterested. I think giving the captaincy to Gallas fucked his head up. Sad. Not content with spending £25m on Petit and Overmars and then £16.5m on mindfucked crock Thierry Henry, it seems Barcelona want Emmanuel Eboue. I don't know why. Perhaps they need somebody to provide tours of the Camp Nou in a tiger costume. Either way the news that they are after him has returned me to God. As a stringent atheist before this I'm hedging my fucking bets and doing some serious praying that for once the rumours are true. Come on God, send Eboue to Barcelona. It's only fair after Paris. William Gallas on our recent performances:
    I will tell you why there was a difference between the performance at Milan and then in our next game at Wigan — it was in the head. Sometimes after a huge game in the Champions League it's difficult to find the same level of motivation for the following game. In fact, what we needed was an even higher level than we had in Milan. We all have to understand that quickly because time is running out this season.
    Oh, you're the captain Johnny Talkalot. No point telling the fans that. We already fucking know. Get it into the heads of the lads you so proudly, so immodestly referred to as 'my players' after the Milan game. It's time for Gallas, as captain, to stand up and be fucking counted now. Lead by example and, just in case anyone is in any doubt, the example isn't sitting on your hole after a match crying. No doubt there'll be some other news this morning but as I'm planning on having a lie-in I'm setting this to auto-post at 8.30am. If I'm before that you'll never see this bit and if I wake up after then I'll update with the morning news when I get up? Confused? How can I have had my 16 pints if I haven't gotten up yet? I had them before I went to bed. But after midnight, so it still counts. Anyway, more later. Probably. Or maybe not. May the road rise with you, happy St Patrick's day and mine's a pint. You cunts.]]>
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    RVP is like a fan, he wants trophies http://arseblog.net/2008/03/18/rvp-is-like-a-fan-he-wants-trophies/ Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:54:17 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/18/rvp-is-like-a-fan-he-wants-trophies/ Robin van Persie talks sense about what's ahead of us in the final games of the season. He says:
    We have to win at least one trophy this season. At least. If we don't, then we would have played fantastic football for nothing.
    True words indeed. If we don't take this league we'll look back and think that we had a really great chance to win it. I know nobody expected us to be competing at this stage but the fact is we are. There really is no more room for error and while things are gloomy at the moment we've seen before how quickly they can change this season. If we win against Chelsea and Liverpool beat United then it'll be all square at the top. We have to be ready for pressure though. United play their game in hand against Bolton tomorrow night and if they beat Liverpool they'd sit 6 points clear of us before we played Chelsea. Still, we've been good in the games against 'big' teams this season, we need to keep that up. Robin is confident though, saying:
    I'm not a daydreamer, I really think we can win it, and the Champions League, this season. Why not? We have the qualities. We have to stick together and believe in it, belief can take you very far.
    If someone can translate belief into goals then we're all set. Fingers crossed he can get himself back match fit and sharp as soon as possible. Meanwhile Kolo Toure says 'we can beat anybody', which is true in one way but in another way it's completely false as at the moment we can't beat anybody. We're draw specialists. Birmingham Chairman David Gold has hit back at Cesc's comments about Martin Taylor. Only to be expected, I suppose. Protecting his own and all that. While I think there was absolutely no need for Sepp Blatter to stick his oar in I think you have to expect Arsenal people to do what Gold did, protect their own. So Gold can fuck off, the cunt. Tomas Rosicknote talks about his injury problems, saying:
    It is pretty irksome. I still cannot start full training. There is nothing I can do but wait and hope that the injury goes away.
    Irksome. Yes. It must be irksome. I know I am irked. Are you irked? If we're all irked then Tomas too must be irked. Did you ever notice that if you say a word like irk repeatedly it stops making any sense in your head? Irk. Irk. Irk. Irk. Irk. Irk. Anyway, if we can get Anderton back before the end of the season it'll be a bonus, I suppose. Not much else happening. I'd better go get some coffee and painkillers, that's the way to start your day.]]>
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    Alex Hleb - the ice cream man http://arseblog.net/2008/03/19/alex-hleb-the-ice-cream-man/ Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:46:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/19/alex-hleb-the-ice-cream-man/ really odd story about Alexander Hleb. According to reports, the night before the game against AC Milan Hleb and an agent, Claudio Vigorelli, met and went to visit with Inter Milan. Vigorelli is an associate of Vincenzo Morabito who is a director of the First Artist agency, who represent Hleb as you can see from the link. Morabito has said there was a meeting between Hleb and Vigorelli but denied a meeting with Inter took place, saying:
    It's true that Hleb saw Vigorelli and they went out from the Melia Felix but it's not true that they went to talk to Inter Milan. They went for an ice-cream. We are sorry that Mr Wenger took it badly and complained because we have a good relationship with him.
    They went for an ice-cream? That's right up there with Mourinho's "I never met Ashley Cole. I was in Italy talking to Adriano" excuse. An ice-cream? Please give people a little more credit than that. Arsene Wenger is reportedly very unhappy and is considering reporting Inter to UEFA for tapping up Hleb. The irony is that while Hleb's form has been poor in recent months the game against AC Milan was his best in quite some time. I suppose there are two ways of looking at that. One is that going out for an 'ice cream' before the game had no effect on him whatsoever and he played well for the first time in weeks - or that the 'ice cream' was so delicious that it made Hleb work that bit harder, play that bit better as the promise of more Italian 'ice cream' was so very tempting. Either way it's a shit situation. The night before an important game is not the time to go meet agents for 'ice cream' and this stage of the season is not when you should be thinking about delicious cold snacks for the season ahead. We need players to be fully focussed on the games coming up, not being half-arsed cunts because they think they might be going to play elsewhere once the season's over. It's a shame we don't have any other fit players because I'd drop Hleb like a hot snot now. He's one of those players who needs competition for his place. When he's sure he's going to play every week he gets complacent and lazy in the head. The evidence is right in front of your eyes, AC Milan apart he's been pretty dreadful for the last few weeks but with Rosicknote out there's nobody putting any pressure on him. As Rosicknote might say, 'this is irksome'. Whatever happens he owes us the kind of performance he put in against AC Milan week in, week out. Not just when he's the donkey with a blue and black coloured carrot dangled in front of him. Maybe give Theo a run on the left, even if it means playing Eboue on the right. Update: I suppose I should point out that nobody has been particularly impressive in recent weeks, from an attacking perspective at least, and I was tried and grumpy this morning. I do think we should get more from Hleb in terms of goals and assists but, based on the squad as it stands, he's a player I'd rather have in the team than out between now and May. Mostly because it means no Eboue though. Early mornings can fuck with a man's head, oh yes. Speaking of Theo he's confident we can get back on track in the league, saying:
    We have been playing some brilliant football but just cannot get that penetration to finish it. You have bad patches through the season but hopefully if we keep on doing the right things then we will get the results we want.
    Fingers crossed we can, starting on Sunday against Chelsea. Theo is also being considered for the full England squad for the upcoming friendly against France. Another striker, Nicklas Bendtner, also reckons he can make a contribution between now and the end of the season. Fact is we need somebody to step up and do what Freddie did at the end of the 2001-2 season. Somebody who will win games, score those vital goals. At the moment it seems like they're standing around waiting for it to happen - someone has to make it happen. I think the big Dane has got a few goals in him, now would be a good time to start scoring them. Loyalty will tear us apart - a new Arseblog column from Safety. Some guff about Adebayor's hair, Nigel Winterburn and David O'Leary's ring. No, really. Right, that's it. Nice early blog. Must drink coffee, eat toast and stuff. More tomorrow.]]>
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    No longer top and the pressure's on http://arseblog.net/2008/03/20/no-longer-top-and-the-pressures-on/ Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:59:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/20/no-longer-top-and-the-pressures-on/ Cuntley Cunt should have been sent off. Not just for being a cunt either. For a scummy tackle. Which is probably what he had when he lashed it into that minger that wasn't his wife. Anyway, it means this weekend is gonna be mega-huge. Seriously. We have to hope that Liverpool can do United, let's face it - they owe them one now. It's been a while. Then we have to try and take advantage of the fact that Chelsea's defence appear to think they're playing for Kevin Keegan's Newcastle. It's going to be tough. Tougher than the special offer LIDL sirloin steak with yesterday's date on it. But I think we can do it. More reasoned and less stupid analysis to come in the next few days. Inter say they never bought Alex Hleb an ice-cream. Well, they would say that, wouldn't they? They'll be moving some players out this summer and are probably trying to teach us a lesson for stealing Dennis Bergkamp from them all those years ago. No, please don't take Hleb. That'll teach us. Seriously though, whatever the truth of this story I would really like to see Hleb score a few goals between now and the season's end. Some bloke says "I'm not Diaby's representative and I didn't say anything about him moving to Italy". If he's not his representative why does anybody give a flying fuck what he didn't say? I'm not Robin van Persie's rep but I couldn't get in the paper by not saying he's thinking of going to play in Brazil in 2 years time. That would be just silly if I did. Adebayor is enjoying playing families at Arsenal, or something. We should be playing fucking Manson family and visualising 11 Sharon Tates every time we go out on the pitch. Then maybe we'd win a game again. Hey, it's motivational. Gael Clichy says the three games against Liverpool will be a 'great challenge'. It's true. It is. What more do you want me to say? It's very rare you end up playing the same team three times in 6 days in games that mean so much. Dastardly Mugsmashers too. The Telegraph links us with St Etienne midfielder Loic Perrin as a possible replacement for Mathieu Flamini who is still to sign the ND offered to him. They quote P to the H to the W but I suspect that's an old quote. Arsenal TV is available to Virgin cable customers in the UK, not sure if it's on NTL in Ireland. Haven't checked. Can anyone confirm? Either way big props to Goonerholic for his campaigning. Right, coffee, breakfast, then some Arsecasting. All going well tomorrow's show should see (hear?) Amy Lawrence join me for a good old chat. Tune in tomorrow to find out if all went well.]]> 733 2008-03-20 07:59:37 2008-03-20 07:59:37 closed open no-longer-top-and-the-pressures-on publish 0 0 post 0 Slow good friday + Arsecast 69 http://arseblog.net/2008/03/21/slow-good-friday-arsecast-69/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:06:36 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/21/slow-good-friday-arsecast-69/ early team news there's nothing too surprising. We're still without Rosicknote, Diaby and of course Eduardo. Apart from them everyone else is fit and available. I suspect we might see Theo Walcott start this one ahead of Eboue. I don't know why exactly. I mean I don't know why I suspect that. Why Theo would start ahead of Eboue is like saying you'd rather get nekkid and steamy with Angelina Jolie ahead of Anne Widdecombe. The young man is celebrating this week. His 19th birthday and a call up to the England squad. That will certainly have given him a boost and I'd love to see him up against football's newly crowned most-hated man, Cuntley Cunt. Move over Robbie Savage, the king is dead, long live the king ... and stuff. There'll be more news tomorrow, you just see. There'll be a pile of stuff from Arsene's Friday press conference. Johann Djourou talks about how the future is going to be great for Arsenal. Which is all well and good but at the moment nobody really cares about the future. We're a bit too focussed on what's happening now. Nicklas Bendtner says Arsenal cannot drop any more points. I agree with Nicklas Bendtner. And that's really about it. More tomorrow no doubt, now Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's OleOle.com sponsored Arsecast, I chat to Amy Lawrence about our recent form, Alex Hleb's ice-cream and the upcoming game against Chelsea. The Man in the Bar has a player history, Adebayor pops up, Eboue's there and more. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode69.mp3] Right, so. That'll do it for today.]]> 734 2008-03-21 09:06:36 2008-03-21 09:06:36 closed open slow-good-friday-arsecast-69 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure Saturday round-up, Avram Grant is clueless http://arseblog.net/2008/03/22/saturday-round-up-avram-grant-is-clueless/ Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:35:23 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/22/saturday-round-up-avram-grant-is-clueless/ He believes we can win the title and that the games against Chelsea and United will decide it. He spoke about our consistency, saying:
    We have got the strength of character to win the title, believe me. That is my firm belief and at the game on Sunday you will see. I feel that since the beginning of the season we have been the most consistent team. I cannot imagine we will lose the league if we have lost only one game at the end of the season.
    It really is now or never stuff. It was April 2004 the last time we beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, so we're certainly due a result, but they're not out of the title race by any means either. It's going to be an almighty scrap. And of course there's the enmity between the two teams. Never the best of friends anyway the Ashley Cole saga, Mourinho's squalid baiting of Arsene and the fact that the entire Chelsea squad are unspeakable cunts raises the level completely. Cole came in for criticism during the week for his 'tackle' and subsequent behaviour to doormat ref Mike Riley. What's laughable is Avram Grant lauding Cole for his obviously scripted apology while slamming Emmanuel Eboue for his tackle on John Terry which injured the England captain at the Grove. Now, I'd be the first to castigate Eboue for wrong doing or a dangerous tackle but what happened with Terry wasn't premeditated or designed to hurt. He went in, eyes closed, to try and block the ball. Terry kicked Eboue's foot. And, of course, that came not long after Terry's kung-fu style leap into a prone Cesc Fabregas, a fact which Grant seems to have conveniently overlooked. If you want to compare what Eboue did with Cole's shin high, off the ground disgrace of a challenge and his pitiful behaviour afterwards then go right ahead. It just means you're a fucking clueless knobend who knows little about the game of football. Cole's reaction to being booked sums up entirely why Chelsea are hated so much. It was arrogant, completely disrespectful and oafish - which is just what you'd expect from an arrogant, disrespectful oaf like Cole and his thick as pigshit colleagues. Anyway, enough of those cunts and on to other things. The boss says contract talks with Mathieu Flamini are going well and he hopes to have something signed in April. I've never quite understood why these things take so long. Player has agent, agent talks to club, club offers deal, negotiate negotiate, player walks into room for 20 seconds to sign name, job done. I hope he stays but I'm not sure I'd bet too much money on it. Speaking about Gilberto's situation he said:
    It's too early to say that he will leave, it is more down to Gilberto's desire because at the moment he does not play. We will sit down together, we are adults, Gilberto is a very strong man with a big personality and he will know what he wants to do at the end of the season. I'm happy if he stays but we'll sort it out at the end of the season.
    I don't think you need to be a genius to work out how that one is going to end up. There were rumours during the week about Alex Hleb, his agent, Inter Milan and an ice-cream. Normally Arsene stays quiet about things like this but he made his unhappiness quite clear yesterday, without going into too much detail. From that we can assume that the ice-cream story will now become legend, when any player meets another team we can say they were just going for an ice-cream. Anyway, what's clear is that Hleb owes us some big games between now and the end of the season - starting tomorrow. Would Hleb have started tomorrow if Rosicky had been fit? Who knows? Nobody it seems as there's no sign of him returning after seven weeks out with a hamstring injury. The boss says Tomas would come in at 4am and leave at midnight if he was asked to but he's not responding to treatment at all. Again you have to think his position as a first XI must be in serious doubt. If he gets injured and nobody can fix him then you have to seriously consider his value to the team, which is sad because Tomas seems like a genuine guy and he is a decent player but you can't carry passengers when you have high ambitions. And we'll end with the Strachan killer who thinks that Arsenal have the quality to win the title. TH says:
    I have this feeling Arsenal will win The Premier League. They are playing well against the big four and I do think they play the most attractive football, though Manchester United have also played some good stuff. Obviously, I love Arsenal. But that’s not the reason why I think they will win the title. I just feel they have the quality.
    Let's hope he's right. He also talks about Adebayor and Cesc, calling him the heartbeat of the team. Right, that's enough for a Saturday morning. Time for coffee, breakfast and then perhaps a trip into town. Laters.]]>
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    Sunday *boilk* http://arseblog.net/2008/03/23/sunday-boilk-2/ Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:52:34 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/23/sunday-boilk-2/ The Observer profiles Mathieu Flamini. Sign the deal, Mathieu. Just fucking sign it. I'll burp a Jaegerburp into a jar and send it to you if you do. Tomas Rosicky talks about the injury that has everyone flummoxed. It appears a hamstring transplant is the only way to go. There's an offer on the table from the Man from East Lower but perhaps we can find some hamstrings that might actually be better than the ones he's already got. William Gallas talks about the honour of being Arsenal captain. I hope he uses that honour in the shape of a footballistic sword today and slams it repeatedly into the guts of his former team mates. That's about it. Head hurts too much to continue. Everything that needs to be said about the game has already been said. We know how important this game is, we know how much we want to kick Ashley Cole in the testicles, we know that the three points is vital, we know we need to improve on our last performances, we know that we know all this stuff so we know that there's no need to actually say that we know it and some cunt making it quite obvious how much we know what we know is pointless. We know! Come on you reeeeeeeeds. Let's kill these cunts today.]]> 736 2008-03-23 10:52:34 2008-03-23 10:52:34 closed open sunday-boilk-2 publish 0 0 post 0 Four points from fifteen does not make champions http://arseblog.net/2008/03/24/four-points-from-fifteen-does-not-make-champions/ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:58:46 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/24/four-points-from-fifteen-does-not-make-champions/ It's impossible to be anything other than bitterly disappointed this morning. A 2-1 defeat at Chelsea has probably killed off our title chances for this season and while defeat against them hurts it's our current form that's the most disturbing to me. Four points from the last fifteen is not the kind of run title winning teams go on. The team looks tired and I think we're beginning to pay the price for having such a small squad. There's no chance to rest players, there's no real competition for positions and while I wouldn't dream of suggesting any of them have been taking things for granted that extra bit of pressure on you to perform when you know there's someone itching to get a chance really does make a difference. For a while it looked positive. The first half was pretty even I thought. There were a couple of chances, Gallas, a couple of van Persie shots and a goalmouth scramble, while Chelsea had a great opportunity with Drogba but he fucked it up. It wasn't great football though from either side. In the second half we took the lead through Bacary Sagna's smart header from Cesc's corner. It was a great finish and I did think we had the ability to hang to it. However, a couple of things happened which put us under pressure. The first was when Emmanuel Eboue was moving down the right, a Chelsea player lay 'injured' and the crowd were beginning to call for him to put the ball out. Eboue, who wants to be everyone's friend it seems, did just that when he should have just played on and waited for the ref to stop play. This bollocks convention is creeping back into the game and frankly it's down to managers to make sure their players don't do it. If the ref stops the play then fine, otherwise play on. Then John Terry, great sportsman that he is, instead of giving the ball back to us kicked it down towards our corner flag then Chelsea attacked the throw-in. Poxy stuff, and what a great example the England captain set there. Wanker. Cesc ...From that moment we found ourselves under pressure and Bacary Sagna injured his ankle clearing a ball. Not to be outdone Eboue had to pretend to be injured too and when Kolo needed treatment we found ourselves with just 8 players on the pitch at one stage as Chelsea had a throw in. Sagna went off, Eboue to right back, and we just lost our shape from then on. Both Drogba and Anelka were offside when the pass was played forward but Gallas completely missed the header and when the ball fell to Drogba on the edge of the box he lashed it home to equalise. To my mind that all came about from Chelsea's unsportsmanlike behaviour. I'm not saying they wouldn't have scored in the game, because they had players capable of it and had been putting us under pressure, but that sequence of play came about from that. The second came when Gallas was beaten in the air again, this time by Nicolas Anelka (hardly renowned as an aerial threat). He flicked on, Kolo kicked air and the ball fell to Drogba. His shot into the ground might have Almunia thinking he could have done better but I think the keeper got caught out by the bounce. Drogba was denied a hat-trick just minutes later when Almunia made a great stop at the near post after that cunt Beletti had opened us up down the right hand side. We threw on Theo who, to my mind at least, seemed to be ignored by his teammates. At least twice I saw Hleb look up and see him in space on the right only to turn back infield and try the impossible pass. I know he didn't do much with it the one time he did get it but I didn't like what I saw there. Bendtner came on but it was too little, too late - and Chelsea's bench showing where the sportsmanship comes from in the club by holding onto the ball when we had a throw sums up everything about that despicable club. The same fans who were chanting 'You don't know what you're doing' to their manager were the ones cheering loudest at the end. Cunts. Three vital points lost and it leaves us with plenty to discuss. I don't really want to go too far down the road of criticising inviduals because as a whole the team is not playing well. But when that happens you need your big players to take on that bit of extra responsibility and make something happen. We seem to have regressed into the frustrating Arsenal of last season, everything through the middle, no width, and always looking for the eye of the needle pass. We know how good it is when it comes off but when it doesn't come off you have to be able to try something different. Get wide, get crosses in, something. The bottom line though is that we're lacking personnel. I don't understand how Arsene thinks Emmanuel Eboue is good enough to play on a regular basis for this Arsenal team. He is a joke of a footballer, rubbish again yesterday and one cross aside has contributed nothing to what this side has achieved this season. No goals, just that one assist, and this is from the right hand side of midfield - where if you really want to win the title you need players who can contribute something. Anything! He was also lucky not to be sent off yesterday, if Clattenburg had seen his deliberate handball he'd have been off. He's a liability. Give Theo a run in the team on the right hand side now. I just can't understand why Arsene persists with him. I really can't. We have players off the boil too. Adebayor is struggling but he made an outstanding contribution to this season already - and you have to say he's not really getting the same kind of service at the moment. Alex Hleb when on song is a fine player. Alex Hleb when not on song is a hindrance. He slows things down, always looks for a difficult pass, never shoots and overall, on song or not, doesn't produce enough in terms of goals or assists for a player of his ability and responsibility. He probably does need a rest but we can't give him one. That's not his fault, that's down the manager for not augmenting the wide areas like he should have done in either the summer or the January transfer window, but he's got to give us more than he's giving at the moment. I'd also question why van Persie, a striker, was played left so Hleb could play behind Adebayor. If Hleb was in sparkling form that'd be something but he's not producing at the moment and van Persie's effectiveness is lessened with him out there. Play your best striker as a striker. Makes sense to me. Hopefully the time on the pitch will do Robin good because it's fairly obvious he's finding his touch again after so long out. There were a couple of moments where I think a fully sharp RVP would have caused some serious damage to Chelsea yesterday. At the back I don't really understand why the Gallas - Senderos partnership was broken up. I know Kolo has been a big player but this has not been his finest season and I've always maintained that he and Gallas are too similar. I lost count of how many times they simply stood off Drogba, not challenging him in the air, and let him take the ball down as easy as you like. Hopefully the runaround Drogba gave both Toure and Gallas might dispel the myth that it's only Senderos that has ever found Drogba difficult to play against. Drogba's scoring record in the last couple of seasons suggests that pretty much every defender in the league has found him hard going. We needed somebody to challenge for headers yesterday and neither Kolo or Gallas did. I'd drop Kolo and bring Senderos back - or if Sagna is out for a while I'd consider moving Kolo to right back, especially if it means Eboue doesn't play. You've got to pick a team on merit, not reputation, and Senderos did not deserve to get dropped. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was critical of the defence, saying:
    It is a big setback for us when you add the four games we drew and today's loss. Now we just have to come back and win games before we dream of the title. We needed a bit more defensive authority as the game was there to be taken. We had plenty of chances on the counter-attack when they went 4-4-2. It was just a matter of time to score the second goal. We were not serene enough defensively.
    I don't know that you need to be defensively 'serene'. Solid, would be good. More committed would also be fine. You need your experienced centre-halves to not kick fresh air. Of course it's a team thing, defending from the front and all that, but the fact is we're still prone to conceding sloppy goals and it's costing us. Anyway, like I said there's plenty to discuss and everybody has their opinion. On the other hand though, before everyone gets too downhearted, there's still a lot of football to play this season. If by some miracle we do find our form again we still have a chance in this league. A win at Old Trafford would cut the gap to 3, and we just need United to slip up once more (remember they have to play Chelsea as well) and it's all open again. I know it's unlikely but it's not impossible. And that's saying nothing about the Champions League. So, while it's perfectly normal to be pissed off and upset and angry about yesterday let's not start wallowing in it. The fat lady might be warming up but she hasn't sung yet. We've got to find our form again though, and quickly. So, with Steve Bennet doing his best to make life easy for Demento at Old Trafford (Mascherano's sending off was quite disgraceful, as was the yellow card Torres got for being kicked in the back of legs three times) it's been a good weekend for United. And it seems like way too long since we had a good weekend ourselves. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Questions asked of Gallas - can he find the answers? http://arseblog.net/2008/03/25/questions-asked-of-gallas-can-he-find-the-answers/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:58:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/25/questions-asked-of-gallas-can-he-find-the-answers/ Bacary Sagna has been withdrawn from the French squad and as of yet we don't know the extent of his injury - I really hope it's not too bad because he's been one of our most consistent players this season. I was delighted for him when he scored on Sunday, his eyes to the sky celebration illustrates his character and how strong he's been to continue playing so well after such personal tragedy, and his departure had a big impact on the result, I feel. Fingers crossed. William Gallas will be away with France (along with Mathieu Flamini and Gael Clichy) and he says the team will keep fighting.
    We must play until the end of the season and then see. Football is like this. You never know. You can be back. They can lose some points. We have to be ready for the next game and do not give up. We can still win it. It is not finished yet, so we have to believe.
    Nice soundbites but believing is one thing, going out and winning matches is another. We've got Bolton next and while they're a pale imitation of the reasonable cloggers that fat walrus looking cunt put together they're a team that's scrapping for their life, so it's not going to be an easy game by any means. Particularly when you consider the kind of form we're in. I don't suppose there's any point in thinking about how we line up until later in the week, after the internationals and injuries all our players will pick up on international duty. The Sun reports that some of the players are unhappy with captain Gallas after his criticism of Theo Walcott and his tearful sit-in after the Birmingham game. According to one player's representative:
    William has not behaved the way a captain should and has lost respect among some of the players. He went round all of them in front of the cameras before the Chelsea game trying to gee them up but some think it was a bit phoney.
    I didn't see the bit before the Chelsea game but some of the people on the forums here mentioned how a couple of the players looked less than impressed by his 'motivational' tactics. At the time it was possible to try and excuse Gallas' behaviour at the Birmingham game, the circumstances were extraordinary, but more and more it looks like the defining moment of the season, the one image everyone will remember, is that of Gallas' tantrum. When you add to that his abject performances in the Carling and FA Cups it's not a surprise that some people might have an issue with a captain who seems to pick and choose his games. Gallas has the chance to turn it around but as I've always said the talk has to be backed up with performances on the pitch and at times he's fallen short this season. Kevin McCarra in the Guardian suggests that Arsene might need to rethink his philosophy a bit and actually spend some money to improve his squad. I'm no great fan of McCarra, he's quite capable of shit-stirring, but I think he's got a point here:
    A 5-1 trouncing by Tottenham in the second leg of the Carling Cup semi-final undermined any trust that a remarkable generation is emerging. The fans rightly feel a profound debt to Wenger and only that can have made 7,000 of them bite their tongues at Old Trafford in the 4-0 FA Cup beating. Senior players were guilty of dereliction of duty there as they failed to compensate for weaknesses elsewhere in a makeshift selection.
    We might not have wanted the FA Cup this season but the way we performed in that game was little short of disgraceful. I said it at the time, defeats are acceptable when you know the players have given 100%, but this was a game that the captain wasn't interested in and that was a factor in the result. Look, this isn't meant to be a hatchet job or anything like it, but while Gallas has been much, much improved on last season it would be wrong to sit back and not level some criticism where it's justified. If it helps him become a better captain, because I don't see anyone else being given the job for next season, then well and good. He's got some games between now and the end of this campaign to lead this side to a trophy - it's not all over by any means in the league and we still have the Champions League. But captaincy is not just a speech before the game, it's a 24-7, 365 job. Always on. Not just when you feel like it. All that said, I think you always have to question the veracity of a Sun report, but if there's any truth to it at all then it's worrying. The other point about how some of the youngsters, so lauded, might not be as good as we'd like to think they are is worth discussion but not today. I really think any dissection of the squad can wait until the end of the season. There's plenty of time to discuss how we might need to strengthen in the summer ...erm... in the summer. Update: The Mirror picks up on this story with some quotes from Tony Adams about the Gallas speech. And thanks to Bigarse you can download the pre-game speech here - I have to say I cringed watching that. If you know there are TV cameras there tell them to fuck off or at least say what you have to say to the lads in private. Don't air stuff like that in public. Mathieu Flamini is not ready to quit either. He takes a walk down Believe Street and says that his agents have been talking to Arsenal. I'm not sure about what, probably the US presidential election or global warming because it doesn't seem to be about a new contract. Jens Lehmann says he's thinking about retiring after the European Championships in the summer. I suppose it would be something that crosses your mind at his age anyway but his current situation can't be helping much either. Cesc says he's dreaming of another Champions League final against Barcelona. So am I, I have to say. Although I'd much prefer if it was against Fenerbache or Schalke. Revenge would be sweet but an easier game would be even sweeter. The Mirror reports we might be interested in Lyon's Hatem Ben Arfa. He's unhappy at his club, there've been training ground bust-ups and all sorts. Smells of Wiltord. It might just happen. And that's just about that. More, I suspect, tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/03/25/sunday-round-up-36/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2688 Goodplaya, the big tall cunt. Some of us even went to a nightclub although as the night went on they dropped like flies, leaving only myself and the Mugsmasher. Then I left the Mugsmasher and proceeded to walk halfway home before I got a taxi. The taxi driver was a big fan of Kanu. Anyway, on with the blog. Gilberto says Arsenal need signings to compete with the other big teams. First XI for first XI I think we compare quite favourably to Chelsea and United but there's definitely a depth issue. Like a man with one eye trying to drive. The Mail on Sunday says we're signing Mouhamadou Dabo and Blaise Matuidi. Of course it is the Mail on Sunday and you have to take everything they say with a pinch cup bucket industrial sized warehouse of salt. This made me laugh. And that's really about it. I, for one, condemn the Sunday newspapers, tabloids and broadsheets together, for not making up more transfer stories for this blog. Don't they know they have a responsibility to invent utter claptrap to keep the people happy? Shame on them. Shame on them. Still, it's a sunny day outside, I might sit there shuddering for a while.]]> 2688 2008-03-25 09:00:12 2008-03-25 09:00:12 open open sunday-round-up-36 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug More on Gallas + Gilberto - Clichy - Kuzmanovic. Who?! http://arseblog.net/2008/03/26/more-on-gallas-gilberto-clichy-kuzmanovic-who/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:37:06 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/26/more-on-gallas-gilberto-clichy-kuzmanovic-who/ Gilberto if he was bitter and decided to stick the knife in a bit but the man has been a professional this season, despite how much the circumstances must have hurt him. He said:
    Sometimes when a thing doesn't work well like in the last weeks - we didn't get our results - some people try to create some problems.I'm sure he doesn't have any problems with us. He's still got the friendship of the players and the supporters.
    As I said yesterday Gallas has got some games to go to prove he's not just a captain with his mouth but you do get the feeling there's an undercurrent of something to this story. The looks on some of the players faces as Gallas went on spoke volumes. Apparently Arsenal have made a complaint to Sky that this was broadcast. Let's be honest, it's fairly unprecedented that Sky would get so close with cameras and mics to any team warm-up, but at the same time most other teams would have done their business in private once it became obvious that's what was happening. I'm sure Gallas meant well but it was rather an error of judgement on his part. As for this story about Gallas not having any friends at Arsenal - it's a complete stitch up by the Daily Mail, apparently. He was asked about England players, not friends, hence his remarks. Leaving that aside Gilberto and Gael Clichy are of the same opinion - if there's any chance of winning the league we have to win our remaining 7 games. There's no margin for error. The temptation would be to mentally concede the league and focus on the Champions League but the manager insists that won't be happening. You just wonder that perhaps with the pressure off we might start performing again. Transfer news sees us linked with Serbian midfielder Zdravko Kuzmanovic. He plays for Fiorentina but holds a Swiss passport. According to the Sun Arsenal representatives have flown to Italy to 'thrash out a deal'. I've never heard of this lad at all, I have no idea what kind of a midfielder he is apart from a relatively young, unknown one. So he seems like the perfect signing. The boss praises David Beckham who spent time training with the club over the winter. He's set to win his 100th England cap tonight. We've got players involved in friendly action too, fingers crossed they all come through unscathed. We'll find out tomorrow if that happens. Going on past experience I'm not that hopeful. Not much else to talk about so that'll do. More tomorrow.]]>
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    In defence of Adebayor http://arseblog.net/2008/03/27/in-defence-of-adebayor/ Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:19:30 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/27/in-defence-of-adebayor/ In terms of appearance he's made 39 so far this term. Only Bacary Sagna with 40 tops that. For quite a number of those appearances he has been a lone striker and we know how much work that entails. From Dec 1st - Feb 11th he scored 14 goals in 14 games. Since then just the one, against Milan. Now, I have no real objection if somebody wants to criticise his form. I think it's a bit shoddy considering the contribution he's made this season but there you go. People complain when I criticise Eboue after all he's done for us this season so you can't please all of the people all of the time etc etc. However, what does give me a pain in my hoop is people saying "He thinks this..." or "He believes that..". How the fuck do they know what he thinks or believes? Do they really think a guy who constantly talks about how much he has to work, how much he wants to improve, would suddenly consider himself the finished article after a good spell? Is he that arrogant? Is he now so cocky that all the things he said beforehand can now be dismissed? Of course not. The team is not playing well, Adebayor isn't hitting the heights he did earlier in the season, but then he wouldn't be the only one. To qualify this I'm not for a moment trying to suggest he's by any means the perfect striker. I think he can improve, even he thinks he can improve (he said it, it's not just something I believe he thinks), but we have to remember he's just gone 24 years of age. At the same age age Didier Drogba was securing a move from Le Mans (after a whopping 12 goals in 63 appearances) to the mighty Guingamp. So instead of vehemently insisting they know what he thinks, like sheep repeating so-called facts because they've read it enough times in enough places, perhaps it'd be better to step back and appreciate what he's done for us this season. He's led the line, scored vital goals and while sadly, unfortunately, he's not scoring goals at the moment this may have as much to do with the midfield not giving him the same service as they were as it does with his own loss of form. I don't think he thinks he's Thierry Henry. I don't think he thinks he's the world's greatest striker because he had a hot streak. I think he's been a big player for us this season and I think he deserves a bit better than some of the crap I've been reading. That is all. There's really not much going on this morning. We had players on international duty last night. Cesc, Bendtner, Gallas, Jens, Robin, Hleb, Senderos and possibly Toure and Eboue all played. There are no reports of any injuries yet so keep your fingers crossed that remains the case.  The Mugsmashers will be sweating it after seeing Fernando Torres limp out of Spain's game against Italy. Arsenal fans will be hoping he's got some kind of minor tweak which keeps him out for a couple of weeks or so. What? It's not like we're wishing him some great malaise like you would with John Terry. Speaking of injuries I'm a little worried that we haven't heard anything about Bacary Sagna's ankle. It looked a painful one on Sunday but we haven't been told how bad it is or how long he's going to be out for. That's a worry. He would be a big, big loss considering the games we've got coming up. And that's really about it. Tune in tomorrow for the Arsecast which will feature the Mugsmasher as we ramble about the upcoming games between us. Till then.]]> 740 2008-03-27 08:19:30 2008-03-27 08:19:30 closed open in-defence-of-adebayor publish 0 0 post 0 1344 http://gunnerblog.com/?p=941 207.58.151.29 2008-03-27 12:37:28 2008-03-27 12:37:28 1 pingback 0 0 With Sagna out it's got to be Toure at right back + Arsecast 70 http://arseblog.net/2008/03/28/with-sagna-out-its-got-to-be-toure-at-right-back/ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:55:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/28/with-sagna-out-its-got-to-be-toure-at-right-back/ Bacary Sagna is out for 'at least' three weeks after picking up an ankle injury against Chelsea. This is bad. Arguably our most consistent player this season he's made a mockery of all of us who went 'Bacary who? Why do we need a right back when we have Eboue and Hoyte?' With the greatest of respect to the two of them Sagna is obviously miles better than either of them and his absence is going to be sorely felt. The question is what will the manager do? Will he bring in Hoyte and continue to play Eboue wide right? Will Diaby's return mean Hleb goes right and Eboue goes to right back? Could Theo come in on the right hand side? There are options but for me there's only one real choice. Bring back Senderos into the centre of defence and push Kolo to right back. That brings the balance back to the centre and ensures we play our strongest possible back four. Given the quality of the upcoming opposition I think we need to play our best players as much as possible. Eboue and Hoyte are competent players but if Gallas and Senderos can strike up that same partnership and Kolo can bring his energy and power to the right hand side then we're lessening the impact of Sagna's loss. It'll be interesting to see what the boss does. After some criticism and stories about William Gallas this week AW has defended his captain, saying:
    William has my full support and my full backing and I am completely behind him, and behind the team as well. You have the same William Gallas - and the same people said it was a good choice to make him captain when we were five points ahead, and you have not to go too much overboard.
    Which is all very sensible and hard to argue against. I think there are some questions to be asked of Gallas but I don't think it's as bad as it's being made out to be. Further thoughts on Gallas and that teamtalk in today's Arsecast. What was interesting was the boss being so candid about the captain's performance on Sunday. He's usually much more circumspect about individual performances so perhaps he's trying to spark a reaction from a player who has been, by his own standards this season, below par in recent games. More from the boss and more team news ahead of the Bolton game on tomorrow's blog.REDaction have launched a new website - go take a look. It's coming up on 7 years since David Rocastle died. A new website has been launched and it's aiming to pay tribute to Rocky and raise some money for charity - Rocky7.co.uk Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, brought to you by OleOle.com, I chat with the Mugsmasher about the upcoming games against the Mugsmashers, there's a player history, Talkshite radio, Eboue, thoughts on Chelsea, Gallas and more. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode70.mp3] Right, early start, busy day, more tomorrow. Have a good one.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/03/29/saturday-round-up-20/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:15:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/29/saturday-round-up-20/ The boss knows we just have to get back to winning ways today against Bolton, a team who are fighting for their lives at the bottom of the table. The focus now has to be very simple, just win the game in front of you. There's no need to worry about who we're playing and when or where we're playing them. Win the next game and we've got a chance. Cesc, who seems to have his finger on the pulse, says:
    If we want to win the league we cannot lose any more points. We have to think positive. We have to believe we can do it. Whatever happens we fight to the end — that is what we are recognised for.
    He also seems a bit upset by the media who delight in Arsenal's misery, saying:

    I feel every time we lose or we don’t play well it’s like everybody’s happy. I still don’t understand why everybody is against people who try to play nice football. We’ve been playing fantastic football. But it’s true people like to see us lose. That’s the way I feel.

    There really is nothing like the motivation of cramming something down people's throats. It's true the football hasn't been as fantastic in recent weeks but I'm with the number 4 on this one, there are too many people in the media who delight in reporting on Arsenal losses and Arsenal crisis and Arsenal misery and so on.

    In terms of today it looks like Emmanuel Adebayor is going to get a rest. The boss is aware that he's worked his socks off and looks jaded, saying:

    I believe he has given a lot this year and so he would need a little breather, maybe. He has played a lot on his own up front and has had to fight very hard. So at the moment, to refresh him a bit would do him some good. He has not scored recently but then, as a team, we have made less chances. Also physically he was a bit jaded because he has played in nearly every single game since the start of the season.
    It appears Bendtner and Robin van Persie will start up top today - and I think we'll see today's team selection have half an eye on the first Champions League game on Wednesday. The right back situation will be interesting, it could well be Eboue today but I wouldn't be surprised if the manager thought seriously about Kolo there for the Champions League games. We could see Theo start today as well although with Bolton's physical approach he might be best coming off the bench when they've worn themselves out kicking and fouling us. I'm confident we're going to get back on track today. Going back to Cesc for a moment you might have read that he split with his long time agent Joseba Diaz and yesterday came the news that his new agent is none other than Darren Dein. I have to say the news is rather disquieting. Perhaps it's just a case that Dein, through the SEM, group can secure more lucrative endorsements and sponsorships, but ultimately an agent really earns his money through getting players moves. Anyway, we won't worry about it just yet. Right, that's about it really. I've got to get packed as I'm off on a little trip tomorrow. The blog will continue as normal but don't be surprised if you get a Tom flavoured blog once or twice. Which reminds me, I should probably mention this to Tom. Tom ... Tom... yeah, I think he knows now. Hasta mañana and come on you goooooooners.]]>
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    A game of two halves http://arseblog.net/2008/03/30/a-game-of-two-halves/ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:30:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/30/a-game-of-two-halves/ Sometimes a cliché is a cliché because it's true. Yesterday's game was the ultimate game of two halves. The first was full of misery and despair. After a great start in which we dominated the game and made plenty of chances, none of which we took, Bolton took the lead. A cross from the right and some terrible defending by Kolo allowed Matt Taylor to score. Some people suggested Almunia might have been at fault here but a header from 6 yards would beat every keeper in the world. The problem was the defending, not the keeper. Then it got worse. Abou Diaby was rightly sent off for a terrible challenge on some Bolton cunt. I don't know who he was but the tackle was over the top, badly timed and given how we've complained about how Eduardo was taken out there can't be an Arsenal fan in the world who didn't wince at Diaby's challenge. No complaints from here about the red card and our task was made even more difficult when Bolton went 2-0 up. Clichy, eschewing the crudeness of just hoofing out of defence, played it to Flamini who got caught in possession at the edge of the box and the ball came to Matt Taylor. William Gallas won't want to see too many replays of it, he turned his back on the ball and the deflection it took off him gave Bolton the two goal lead. Half time. Seriously, I've never known the Arseblog community to be so downhearted and disillusioned and upset. We all knew what was wrong. Arsene needed to spend. These players didn't have the character of the old school. They lack balls. It was the end of an era. And it's understandable. 2-0 down to a pack of shit cunts like Bolton will provoke a serious and unhappy reaction from most Arsenal fans. And as the second half began Bolton put some serious pressure on. There was a series of corners and Manuel Almunia made a fucking awesome save from some Bolton cunt. I'm not sure how much he knew about it but 3-0 would have been game over. As it was the turnaround was coming. First William Gallas made up for his terrible defending by popping up the back post to sidefoot home from a Cesc corner. 2-1 and sure anything could happen. Then some lovely football saw Flamini's shot saved by the keeper, Hleb charged in for the rebound and was felled by Cahill. Robin van Persie slammed home the penalty to make it 2-2. And Robin, had he been sharper, could have won the game twice. First after great work from Theo Walcott who must be close to a start on the right hand side now and later from someone else but both times the shots went high and wide. It was in injury time the winner came though. The ball came to Hleb in the area, he cut if back for Cesc whose mishit shot went off a couple of Bolton defenders and scutted over the line to make it 3-2 Arsenal. Honestly, I went mad. That was just amazing. For the 10 men to turn it around against Bolton like that was incredible. There may have been questions about their character, their desire and so forth, but fuck me they stepped it up and they turned that game around. Brilliant. And tremendously enjoyable. When you stop thinking about all the poor things that happened and focus on the result it's great fun. Who can not enjoy last minute winners? I have to be honest. In online and text discussion at half time I was seriously worried about these boys. Not through lack of support but realistically the recent form can't have done anything but make you worried. At 2-1 I said to someone that a win would be an incredible thing, not just because we'd come back from two down with ten men, but for the boost it would give the squad, the belief it would instill. Sometimes it takes something extraordinary to get a season back on track and if yesterday wasn't extraordinary then I don't know what is. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    I can't remember a better comeback than that - to be 2-0 down, with 10 men and win 3-2 with just half an hour to go is a great credit to the team. The last 30 minutes we had chance after chance and in the end we were a bit lucky on the third goal but we did absolutely everything to win the game and we got a very important victory for us.
    Seriously though, there is an element of getting out of jail on a technicality with this one. We dominated the early part of the game and poor defending saw us behind with their first chance. As much as we enjoyed this, and fuck me I really enjoyed this, we have to be mindful of why it was we were 2-0 in the first place. But that's football. At half-time I wouldn't have put too much money on us coming back and winning the game but as I said above it's games like this that can get you going after a bad spell. Fingers crossed this will get this squad of players believing they're capable of winning games again with so many important ones coming up. I should also point out that the win yesterday was entirely down to me and my one eyed cat. At half-time he wanted to go out so was mewing at the back door. I said 'Ok, you can go out but remember that we saved your life when you had cat flu and cat aids and cat spina bifida and cat plague and Arsenal need three goals so come on, give me three goals you little tabby bastard.' He said 'mew'. I took that as acceptance and look what happened. It's all down to the one-eyed cat. Arsene, I'll rent him to you for £500 a week. I don't have that much more to say. I've got a really early flight this morning so that's as much as I can get together. But hopefully this is something that can kick start our season again. And hopefully it'll help Bolton get relegated, the cunts. I mean how can you possibly have any sympathy for a crowd of cunts that sings 'Same old Arsenal, always cheating' when their own player is being helped off the pitch. Enjoy the Championship, motherfuckers. I'll talk to you tomorrow from the west coast of America. Till then, amigos.]]>
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    It kind of might make sense. Possibly. http://arseblog.net/2008/03/31/it-kind-of-might-make-sense-possibly/ Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/03/31/it-kind-of-might-make-sense-possibly/ The players now believe anything is possible. But we needed the win as when you don’t win for a while, it plays on your mind. It’s a good way to prepare for Wednesday’s game. We know we face three difficult games and Man United on the back of it. And of course all the focus is now on the Mugsmashers. Home, home and away. Not an Aussie soap, just the sequence of events, and Liverpool will be feeling a bit more comfortable after their win in the Merseyside derby yesterday. Not much else going on really. Maybe there'll be some stuff in tomorrow's papers but I've been awake nearly 24 hours now at this stage and I'm beginning to hallucinate. It's not normal to see giant ponies running across the bathroom at you, is it? I thought not. More coherent thoughts when I've adjusted to LA time. Mañana, arsedudes.]]> 744 2008-03-31 07:00:52 2008-03-31 07:00:52 closed open it-kind-of-might-make-sense-possibly publish 0 0 post 0 The Mugsmashers are coming http://arseblog.net/2008/04/01/the-mugsmashers-are-coming/ Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:23:09 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/01/the-mugsmashers-are-coming/ Kolo Toure thinks Liverpool will be afraid of us, saying:
    It is going to be really tight, we know that, but we have the quality and I think they will be scared to play against us. We need to show them that we have continued to improve and are even stronger than last season.
    Those kind of statements, while I know they're not made in a taunting way, always strike me as being a bit too 'red rag to a bull'. Certainly Liverpool will be cautious in the games at the Grove, no question about it, but at Anfield they have an incredible record in Europe and in Benitez a manager who can 'out tactic' any manager. Much was made of their wins against Inter Milan but impressive as they were you have to take into account that Inter played with 10 men for essentially one whole 90 minutes after having players sent off in both legs. Still, you can drag out all the football clichés you want, form will go out the window for these games. Robin van Persie has called the Bolton result 'a little miracle' and he thinks it's just what we needed to get back on track. He also talks about how he wants to win things for Eduardo, about whom the club released a statement yesterday giving an update on his injury. Cesc bigs up Fernando Torres, the obvious Liverpool danger man, but tellingly reveals he didn't get involved in any childish slanging while away on international duty:
    He said that he will score a goal, but I preferred to remain quiet, wait and speak later on the pitch.
    See, Cesc is mindful of the fact that things like that can jinx a team. If Liverpool do get knocked out it'll be because of Torres and his quick mouth. Bear that in mind, Mugsmashers. Meanwhile a slap up feed and a good play with his son will prepare William Gallas for tomorrow's game. Not much else going on. LA Gooners, I think I'm going to be in the King's Head in Santa Monica to watch the game. That has still to be confirmed - it'll happen either in an update to today's blog or in tomorrow's blog so keep your eyes peeled. I'll give you info on how to recognise me as well. I'll be the cunt with the ginger beard eating the raw potato. Till then folks, have a fun Tuesday.]]>
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    And so it begins... http://arseblog.net/2008/04/02/and-so-it-begins/ Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:11:31 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/02/and-so-it-begins/ Arsene has been talking, obviously, and he talks about the challenge of facing an English team in the quarter finals. He reckons that it'll come down to mental strength, a case of who wants it more. He also thinks that the players who can turn a game have to perform. For us you look at Fabregas, maybe Adebayor or Hleb, while for Liverpool Gerrard and Torres are the obvious candidates. Liverpool will play it tight in the first leg. I suspect they'll be set up not to concede and try and hit us on the break. An away goal for them would be invaluable. As I said yesterday we could draw 0-0 and do what we did in the second leg at the San Siro but I really would like a goal or to take into the second leg. Where there is no doubt is that the next 4 games make or break our season. We could find ourselves in the semi-finals and right back in the mix in terms of the league or we could end up out of everything. Of course we could be in the league and out of the Champions League or vice versa so these games are just so important. There's real pressure on now but the boss has faith in this group of players and their ability to cope with these kind of situations. He says:
    When you are two down, with 10 men, and you haven't won for five games and you ask the team to win the game, they must have some special belief and mental strength to go and do it. What I have learned is that when our backs are to the wall, they have extraordinary resources.
    But while the Bolton game and the comeback was remarkable you can't lose sight of the fact that we allowed our backs to be put to the wall in the first place. Still, every team goes through dodgy spells and February and March certainly was one (Milan apart) so hopefully we can kick on from here. How we line up is going to be interesting. I hope we keep the back four that started against Bolton. I think that's our strongest defence and with Torres a real threat we have to be as strong as possible back there. Thinking about it I think it'll be the same team as Bolton in every area expect up front where Adebayor will come in for Bendtner. Diaby will probably keep his place on the left as we don't really have any other option. The only other possibility would be to play Hleb there and use Eboue or Theo on the right. Kolo reckons stopping the supply to Torres will be key and the man mostly responsible for that supply is Steven Gerrard. You have to think that the man to do the job on Gerrard is Flamini. We saw how good he was in the Milan game, how he nullified the threat from Kaka, so we'll need the same kind of performance from him again. Speaking of the Flam there were fresh reports yesterday that he'd come to an agreement with Juventus. This was down to selective quoting from an article in L'Equipe and Arsene Wenger claimed that Juventus rang him up and told him they weren't interested in him at all. Which was very nice of them you have to say. Anyway, enough of that, let's just get on with the first part of what promises to be a very interesting and very tense three games. I'll be in the King's Head pub in Santa Monica - hopefully we'll see some Arsenal fans out there. I'll be the Irish looking bloke with a red Diesel t-shirt on. Do say hello. Finally for today I'll be on the World Soccer Daily radio show/podcast at about 10.15am LA time, which I think it's about 6.15 in the UK. Tune in if you get a chance. Right then, more tomorrow. Come on you goooooooners...]]>
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    Advantage Mugsmashers http://arseblog.net/2008/04/03/advantage-mugsmashers/ Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:14:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/03/advantage-mugsmashers/ AW was rightly critical of the referee's decision not to give the penalty, saying:
    It was a blatant penalty under the eyes of the referee. I can understand if the referee is in a bad position but he was five yards away. It is very difficult to take.
    Understandable sentiments but we can't dwell on things like that. It was a shit decision but it's over and done with and we've got the second leg to come. While the ball is certainly in Liverpool's court it's not the end of the world by any means. We're more than capable of going there and scoring and although Liverpool have a great record at Anfield in Europe there's no reason why we can't go there and get the result we need. We've scored at Anfield already this season and we had some rather good results in the cups there last season so they'll be cautious. I suspect they'll play pretty defensively as they do know how to defend a lead, and it is a lead, but there's no reason to be too stressed today. We dominated Liverpool, particuarly in the second half, and as they're going to approach Tuesday's game in a similar fashion I think our pressure will tell in the end. Anyway, we can't even begin to think about that game until we get Saturday's league game out of the way. Further thoughts from Arsene about last night here. Finally, I just want to say a big hello to all the Arsenal fans I met in the King's Head in Santa Monica. We seriously outnumbered the Liverpool fans and it was a pleasure to meet you all. Get back in there for the second leg and wear your lucky pants/hat/shorts/suspenders. It'll make all the difference. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Friday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/04/04/friday-round-up/ Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:12:43 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/04/friday-round-up/ Robin van Persie is rated at just 20% to play. It's bad news for us, we really needed Robin to stay fit between now and the end of the season. It's not something I want to spend too much time on now but the constant run of injuries and niggles really does require the manager to think closely about his needs for next season. With Emmanuel Adebayor also a minor doubt with an ankle knock we could find ourselves stretched very thin for this game. Should they both not make it then you're looking at Theo and Bendtner (who still has a lot to prove at this level). That would mean Ebuseless would keep his place in midfield and frankly we'd be better off playing a cardboard cutout of Glenn Helder than him. Speaking of Theo he's happy for Liverpool to be dubbed favourites for the Anfield leg of the Champions League. He says:
    That is a good thing really. We can just concentrate on ourselves and they can have all the pressure. There is plenty of belief, the lads have been buzzing in training. We’ll turn to Saturday now and then back to the Champions League. We will take the positives out of this game, look at Liverpool’s negatives and see where it takes us.
    Sentiments shared by Emmanuel Adebayor. As I said on yesterday's blog I'm not downhearted at all. I really think we can go there and get the result we need. William Gallas has called for a repeat of our San Siro antics and I have to say I could deal with that kind of performance again. Still, let's worry about tomorrow first though. Close family friend of Dirk Kuyt and Godson to his children and his step-Dad and lover and confidante, the ref from the other night, says he wasn't influenced by his relationship with man who makes Ian Dowie look like Johnny Depp. In seriousness though, while I think it was a shit decision, that's all it was. Two Spaniards signed new deals at the club yesterday. Firstly Manuel Almunia declared himself the happiest man around after securing a new long-term deal at the club. That pretty much cements his place as the number one for next season with Fabianski likely to get the cup games. Hopefully the Pole will kick on and put some pressure on Almunia, it's always good to have something to keep a keeper on his toes. Secondly young Fran Merida, described by Arsene Wenger as 'an absolutely amazing player' also signed a long term deal. He's currently on loan at Real Sociedad and given AW's comments and the fact he's been sent on loan to get some experience you have to think he's going to be included in first team action next season. That's really about it for today. We should get more team news later on from AW but it's not like we have a lot to choose from. All hands on deck at this stage. You'll have noticed there's no Arsecast this week, normal service will resume next. As I'm leaving America at about 4pm this afternoon Tom will be along with tomorrow's blog before he zips down to the London for the game. Saturday is Ray Kennedy day - he was a fine player who served both Arsenal and Liverpool with great distinction. Now suffering from Parkinsons Disease all the money raised will go directly to him so do get involved if you can. Here's hoping we can get the result we need tomorrow. Talk to you all on Sunday.]]>
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    Early bird http://arseblog.net/2008/04/05/early-bird/ Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:04:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/05/early-bird/ The manager says we can still win the league, and even as excited and positive as I am about today's game anyway, I've got to say I agree. If we win all our remaining games, we've got a great chance (I really am cursing us, huh?). We played the Scousers off the park the other night - we really battered them - and they got off lucky, despite us fucking it up a bit. And despite the result, or whatever else we or they go on to win or lose this season, you know they'd love to be able to play as attractive football as we can (be nice if we scored the goals to match, right enough). Fingers crossed that we can get the result today. On the flip side, the boss also says we can't afford to lose or we're out of the title race. Can't argue. The boss also says that he doesn't think the fact that Goonie-looking cunt (Dirk Kuyt) and the ref from Wednesday night used to be lovers in Amshterdam had nothing to do with him not awarding the penalty decision. I have to agree - I think it's just because the bloke is a bit of a cunt. Fabregas says that he's told Flamini (FSTNFDP!) to sign up because he's like ace, and stuff. Can't argue with that either. And in team news, it looks like Adebayor makes it, while RvP doesn't, which is a shame, because on one of my last visits to Highbury, RvP scored a rather nifty goal from a very tight angle when we beat Blackburn (3-0, if I recall correctly), and I'd rather like to see him do that again. So, a short blog today. I'm away to get on a flight to Heathrow and then sprint across town as fast as I can to meet as many of you lovely people as I can before the game. Afterwards I hope to see some of you in the pub. Wish me - sorry, us! - luck, Gooners. I really would quite like to visit again one day...]]> 749 2008-04-05 06:04:33 2008-04-05 06:04:33 closed open early-bird publish 0 0 post 0 Champions league or bust as the league slips away http://arseblog.net/2008/04/06/champions-league-or-bust-as-the-league-slips-away/ Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/06/champions-league-or-bust-as-the-league-slips-away/ Well that must surely be that for the league after our third 1-1 draw of the season against Liverpool. Before the game Arsene said we were still in the title race, the team he put out pretty much made a mockery of that. I know he had an eye on Tuesday night's game but this was a game we had to win and we didn't pick our best team by a long shot. In Traore and Hoyte we had two full backs who looked quite obviously out of their depth and in Ebuseless a player who still fails to make any contribution to the team as an attacking midfielder. Defensively we leaked another soft goal and while Bendtner's was the 100th goal we've scored in all competitions this season the amount we concede is continually making life difficult for us. The first half, for the most part, was poor from an Arsenal perspective. The scene was set when Hoyte gave the ball away, it came to Crouch and his long range effort was smartly saved by Almunia. Hoyte went to sleep to allow Riise a great chance but thankfully it was on his 'standing-only' right foot and he blazed it over. Benayoun had a chance but he dragged his shot wide from inside the box. It was only late in the half when we began to play a bit of football. Cesc fired a shot wide of the near post with Reina going the other way and Bendtner had a great chance but he gave the Liverpool keeper a pass back rather than anything to deal with. Ebuseless got forward well a couple of times but once again there was no end product from, no shot, no killer pass. Nothing. Then, of course, they scored. A long punt downfield was won in the air by Crouch, Benayoun flicked it on again and Crouch was there again to step inside and scuff it home to make it 1-0 to Liverpool. Anyone with concerns about our defence can't help but notice the soft centre that Gallas and Kolo have become. There were boos at half-time. In the second we began a bit better and after Kolo headed a great chance wide we equalised after Penannt brought down Theo on the left hand side. Cesc's free kick was whipped in and Jose Reina, who came for two against United last week and missed them both, stayed on his line which made it easier for Bendtner to head home. We brought on Adebayor and put Eboue at right back where he looked much better than the out of sorts Hoyte. But we didn't really create any clear chances until the very end. In the meantime we had to be thankful that Voronin is hardly Fernando Torres as he missed one glorious chance and then fell over when he could have created another. Again the defending left a lot to be desired. We still could have won it though when the ball came to Alex Hleb inside the box but the man with such great technique had a terrible first touch, it must have been the sight of the goal in the front him that made him dizzy, and the opportunity was squandered. Arsene talked of a penalty on Cesc and I while think most Arsenal fans were desperate enough to claim anything, it would have been a generous decision had it been given. So 1-1, again, and that is absolutely that as far as the title in concerned. To have had any chance we needed to win all our remaining games. Yes, it's not over mathematically but to use one of Arsene's bastardisations, it certainly is footballistically. Afterwards Arsene refused to concede the title and explained his team selection, saying:
    When you don't win the game, you're looking for what could have been different. We had situations where Adebayor feels at the moment he has an ankle problem and he's a bit tired. I felt, for example, that Hleb finished tired, Clichy finished the game against Liverpool Wednesday night very tired. It is difficult that you have to make decisions with the schedule we have. If you only play the same eleven it doesn't work as well.
    Which is all well and good but what is now plainly obvious is that this squad is not strong enough to maintain a league challenge. They have done brilliantly this season to get to the top, to be 5 points clear, but when the injuries and fatigue creep in during the closing stages you need to be able to bring in fresh legs. And not just fresh legs, fresh legs that are of good enough quality to keep things going. Some of the options we have on our bench are just not championship winning quality. Yes, you can point to injuries and say that if Rosicky had been fit most of the season then we wouldn't have to rely on someone like Ebuseless. Or if Robin van Persie was fit most of the season then his quality might have made the difference in some of the tight games. But then you also have to look at the injury records of these two players in particular and it's not a huge jump to see that they're going to miss a lot of games in a season, so instead of hoping they'll be fit bring in someone who isn't made of bone china and can play the games we need. The fact that we don't have the required quality to rest players means the others get tired from playing more often than they should so the knock-on effects are considerable too. I think as a first XI, with everyone fit, we stand up to pretty much to any team in the league. Unfortunately I can't remember the last time our first XI were all fit and available. Where United and Chelsea have the edge is the strength in depth on their bench. Now, I'm not talking about Arsene going out and spending Chelsea style amounts of money but he's got to see that this squad needs some fresh faces, some real competition for places, and that some of the players just aren't up to it. He's got money to spend this summer, he really does need to spend it this time. The bottom line is that 8 points out of the last 21 in the league is not good enough to win the title. We don't have the playing resources to keep up with United and Chelsea and that is down to the manager. Whatever about the quality of who we have or how they're playing at the moment I feel he made a mistake in not strengthening in January, or even last summer, and he has to put that right for next season. With ticket prices on the increase and money in the 'war chest' the natives could become quite restless if he doesn't. So now all our eggs go into Tuesday's Champions League basket. It's our last real hope of silverware this season and we've got a slight mountain to climb. It's a hill more than a mountain but even if we were coasting downhill we'd manage to make it difficult for ourselves at the moment. Still, given how topsy-turvy this season is a win would be no surprise at all. I said after the first leg I fancied us to go there and get the result we need and I still believe that. It'll be the strongest XI possible, which hopefully will include Senderos to add a bit of grit to the centre of our defence, and the boys know that it's all or nothing in the CL now. Ahead of that game Cesc reckons Liverpool will 'refuse to play' football. Which is understandable. They're strong defensively, they don't need a goal, they only need to stop us scoring so they're going to play a pretty defensive game. We couldn't do that, simply because we can't really defend at the moment. We always look like we're going to concede a goal and we mostly do. However, I do think it will suit us to have to go attack Liverpool on Tuesday. More on that game to come. To begin the Sunday round-up Theo Walcott reveals he asked Arsene Wenger what he had to start more games and reveals he's probably going to be playing more as a striker next season. The People links us with Ricardo Quaresma, they dub him 'the poor man's Cristiano Ronaldo'. He's been linked before and with Porto facing relegation over match fixing charges we could get him for £5m apparently. He's been a name on many people's lists for a while and he does fit the bill in that he's a tricky wide player. The boss has also got his eye on Chris Kirkland. Just what we need, another injury prone player. Right, that's it. Apologies for the lateness of the blog but I've been catching up on some Zs. More tomorrow.]]>
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    You know, stuff about Arsenal ... and stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/04/07/you-know-stuff-about-arsenal-and-stuff/ Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:21:25 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/07/you-know-stuff-about-arsenal-and-stuff/ Nicklas Bendtner says it doesn't matter how we score, once we score. There's been some criticism about the lack of goals from open play but the Danish striker who nobody ever wants to celebrate with says:
    You have to try and be a threat in every aspect of the game. It does not matter how they go in so long as you score. We all know we have to score at Anfield.
    Quite right, Sir. And while some people might suggest we don't score enough the fact we've got 100 goals in all competitions this seasons suggests otherwise. Suggests it right in the fucking face, in fact. Where the problem lies is that we can't fucking keep them out. Clean sheets are as rare as they are in Johnny Shitealot's house after he's been out for 15 pints of Guinness, a dodgy curry and a bag of satsumas. Arsene Wenger thinks we're going to win though. He says:
    It is still too early to make any conclusions about our season but I know we can qualify on Tuesday because we have the quality to do it.
    Going on to say:

    We have made progress compared to last season because we have been challenging for the title right from the start and we are in the last eight in the Champions League. The young players have done remarkably well and carried the team. Now we need to prepare physically and mentally for Tuesday.

    And I do think, in the cold, painful, hungover light of day that we shouldn't lose sight of that fact. We really have made progress and been better this season than last. Of course we're all looking at it from a slightly different perspective, one where we've let slip a good lead in the title race but we do have to step back and see the bigger picture. Not that it makes it any easier, we still need to augment this squad next season. What's funny is where Arsene says he couldn't have envisaged the fact that Rosicky, van Persie and Eduardo would all be out at the same time. Of course nobody could have foreseen the horrendous injury to Eduardo but I'd imagine if you went into Paddy Power and asked for odds on van Persie and Rosicky being injured they'd be very short indeed.

    Cesc talks about playing at Anfield, saying:

    Even the smallest cup game has the greatest atmosphere there, it is as if they play with 12 men. The good thing about playing away is that we don't have the pressure from our own fans.

    And that's an interesting point. Imagine that the lads are feeling the pressure from our own fans. I know we're all disappointed with how things have gone lately but at the end of the day we're supporters. If the team feels better about playing away from home then there's something a bit wrong. The Grove should be our fortress, not somewhere that our own players are stressed about.

    After what happened yesterday the slim chance we have of the league is still there. I fully expected United to beat Boro, as it was they were lucky to get away with a draw. Boro played some good stuff and should probably have won the game. It means that next Sunday's game at Old Trafford could still see us get back into the title race and with Vidic and possibly Ferdinand injured it might just be a good time to go there - although it's still going to be hugely difficult.

    If you're looking for somewhere to watch the game on Tuesday try here.

    Could we linking up with Ajax, Dutchland's cleaningest football team? Perhaps, according to this article, and the similarities between the clubs' philosophies are apparent now. Breed your own youngsters and set them free and stuff.

    Right, that's really all I can manage for the moment. My head and brain and torso and limbs and organs and extremeties and corpse are all feeling mucho sore and I need to go back to bed and lie down for a bit. A fuller preview of the Liverpool game tomorrow.

    Until then...

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    Theo should start tonight - Mugsmashers III http://arseblog.net/2008/04/08/theo-should-start-tonight-mugsmashers-iii/ Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:05:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/08/theo-should-start-tonight-mugsmashers-iii/ 18 man squad, which holds no other surprises. There's no return for Bacary Sagna, Diaby is back after sitting out the league game due to his suspension, while long-termers Eduardo and Rosicky are both still out. It was more or less confirmed that Rosicky is out for the rest of the season now, which is a shame but not a big shock. There's no doubt his quality might have won us a few more points during this poor spell but you do have to start seriously considering his worth to the team if he's going to be out injured with the frequency he is. I'm told the medical staff are rather flummoxed at the injury, it doesn't seem to be responding to treatment and they're not sure what else to do other than rest it and hope it gets better. I think his injury record would make it rather a gamble for any club to considering buying him so what we need to do is replace him this summer and when he's fit, if he's fit, we've got a bit of extra quality in the squad. Could the replacement be Hatem Ben Arfa? Anyway, back to tonight's game and Arsene believes that an early goal is what's needed. Certainly it would make a nice change and as we do seem to have fallen back into that bad habit of allowing the opposition to score first it would be good to get our noses in front. Really though it doesn't matter when the goal arrives, once it arrives. Even Liverpool going ahead wouldn't make that much difference as we have to score due to their goal at the Grove. As I said last week I think they'll play a cautious game but we need to get at them like we got at Milan. I know the team has looked tired recently but we really do need to up the pace and be more direct when needs be. Lots of possession with sideways and backwards passing will suit the Mugsmashers fine. Benitez thinks we might be affected by the Anfield crowd and while European nights there do have a special atmosphere I can't imagine it's something we'll to be too phased by. How we line up will be interesting. I hope it'll be the same back four from the first leg and with Hleb likely to start on the left I'd go for Theo on the right hand side. His pace and relatively fresh legs could be vital and he's looking a lot more confident in recent games. As it's one we have to win I think you've got to take a little gamble in your team selection. The other option is Eboue but his return in terms of goals and assists (none and one) doesn't come near Theo's (five and three from fewer games), and when we need end product he's the more likely to provide it. I hope van Persie is fit enough to start up top with Adebayor, if not we may see Diaby on the left and Hleb playing just behind Adebayor. If that's the case then hopefully the Belarussian can recapture a bit of the form he showed at the start of the season, it wouldn't be unfair to say he owes us a goal or a killer pass in this game. Can we do it? Of course we can. We have the quality to beat anyone, we've seen that this season, we just need to find a little bit of form again. Emmanuel Adebayor has dismissed the notion that the team is tired, saying:
    Everyone is feeling good. I came to Arsenal to play as much as possible, so I cannot say I am tired. As footballers, we just have to fight in our head and be ready to give 100 per cent. I will give everything that I have in my heart and, at the end of the day, we will see. Liverpool have good defenders and it will be very difficult, but as a striker I just have to find the solutions.
    And really that's what it will come down to. Fight. Weariness in the legs can be overcome by strength in the mind. And the manager is going to keep the players fully focussed. He might still be talking about winning the league (God bless his optimism!) but he must realise the Champions League is the most realistic chance of a trophy this season. Tonight is going to be the biggest game of the season so far, hopefully the games can get bigger from here. Come on lads! In other news The Emirates Cup line up for this pre-season has been announced. Real Madrid, Hamburg and Juventus are on the menu, quite tasty actually. Arsenal have strengthened ties with Stan Kroenke. He has a big part to play in the club's future as Fat & Orange are still lurking in the shadows, the fat and orange cunts. And that's really about it. Tonight is going to be tense and exciting, I'll be watching with the dastardly Mugsmasher, more tomorrow.]]>
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    A tale of two penalties http://arseblog.net/2008/04/09/a-tale-of-two-penalties/ Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:03:19 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/09/a-tale-of-two-penalties/ To the left is Pieter Vink who failed to give Arsenal a clear penalty at the Grove last week. To the right is Peter Frojdfeldt who gave Liverpool as generous a penalty as you'll ever see at Anfield last night. Peters, why have you forsaken us? Sometimes you need luck in a season and at crucial times we haven't had any. You look at the penalty that wasn't in the last minute of the Birmingham game, to me a decision which shattered us far more than the 4-0 capitulation at Old Trafford, and it's difficult not to feel hard done by. I know these things happen in football but that doesn't really make it any easier, does it? The timing of the penalty last night was just sickening too. Literally seconds after the restart from our goal which had made it 2-2 on the night and given us the lead on away goals. Ryan Babel broke into the box, Kolo Toure was behind him, there was no push, Toure was obviously trying not to make contact, he did not foul Babel but the ref gave the penalty anyway. After the decision that wasn't given our way when Hleb was clearly pulled back by Kuyt last week it's just horrible. Of course it would be wrong to blame the referees for our departure from Europe. As I said these things happen in football but I feel it would be wrong of me not to the highlight the fact that these two men are cunts. Supposedly top class referees getting big decisions completely and utterly wrong. It's not just that which cost us but fuck me it played a great big part. Having gone ahead early in the game through Abou Diaby we let Liverpool back into it from a set piece. Philippe Senderos lost Sammy Hyppia completely and the Liverpool man's header went in off the upright. That handed the momentum back to the Mugsmashers after we had been dominating the game. In the second half Liverpool again looked dominant without really threatening too much. We had half a chance when Eboue broke into the box but with so much time his brain froze and his effort at a cross wasn't good enough. Then they went ahead, a long ball was flicked on by Crouch, Torres took it, turned inside Senderos and fired home a rocket of a shot to make it 2-1. While Phil was certainly at fault for the first goal I'm not sure too many defenders would have got near Torres for that one. How often did we see Thierry score that kind of goal for us? Torres is quality and you can't help but wish we had somebody who could score that kind of goal in our side at the moment. We threw on Theo and Robin van Persie to get the goal which would get us back into the driving seat but for the most part it was all Liverpool. Then Gerrard mis-kicked on the edge of our box and Theo took it and went on a scintillating run which brought him all the way into the Liverpool area, he squared it and Adebayor slotted home, making up for the sitter he'd missed about ten minutes previously. Then the penalty. The sickening, horrible, bile inducing penalty that wasn't. I mean what can you say about decisions like that? You're at Anfield, a European fortress let's not forget, you get yourself back into the game with an incredible goal and then that. Fuck me. I'm gutted by it, I really am. Not so much with losing the game but with how it was lost. I know decisions go against you in football sometimes but the two in this tie with Liverpool have hurt us really badly. To add insult to injury Babel made it 4-2 on the night when we'd pushed everyone forward to try and grab an equaliser. Liverpool go through, they meet Chelsea in the next round, and good luck to them. If you were to give me the choice between them, United or Chelsea it's them every fucking time. Of course if it's someone foreign then I'm a foreigner for the day. Sorry, Mugsmasher! Afterwards Arsene was reluctant to fully blame the referee for the result, saying:
    It's a dodgy decision, I believe, from the referee, but there was even a lack of concentration straight away after it went 2-2. They found Babel in the box straight from kickoff, and that's where the concentration dropped a little bit.
    However, he was obviously upset by the decision, especially in light of last week's at home, saying:
    It's very difficult for me to understand because, for me, it was no penalty tonight. I watched it clearly - again - and last week it was a real penalty.
    Still, he was clear that defensively we lacked something tonight and while I know people are going to point fingers at Senderos I don't think too many Arsenal fans would argue that this is an area that we could strengthen in the summer. We've conceded too many soft goals in the last few months and both Gallas and Toure have had their moments too, so let's not go overboard on Phil. Personally I think the manager has a big decision to make here, the role of Gallas as captain complicates it, but it's something we can discuss another day. So are there any bright spots? Well, I wanted Theo to start and he showed when he came on why he should. He's pacy, direct, creative and in his 20 minute cameo offered more than Eboue in the previous 70. He might be young, he might be raw still but fucking hell he improves the team at this moment in time. The run for the goal was amazing, the sort of thing that announces you as a footballer. In a big, big game on the biggest stage he did that. Incredible stuff, well done to him, and the difference between himself and Eboue, who has produced nothing but one goal in a Carling Cup game a few seasons ago couldn't be any clearer. He's said 'This is what I can do!', he has to be allowed do it now. As for the rest well I need to just calm down and get my head around things. We all know we've got some problems at the moment and with United coming up on Sunday it's going to be another huge test, I just think the end of the season is the time to make a serious and reasoned assessment of where we are and what we need to do. There's no point now when we still have games to play. It's the funny thing about football, isn't it? The hurt. The first two-thirds of this season was just joyful, so incredibly enjoyable and promising, and the last third has been one disappointment after another, a couple of results/performances apart. So while it's easy to lash out and feel aggrieved about this that and the other right now we can't forget the good stuff either. It would be terribly unfair to do that in my opinion. And when I say funny I don't mean haha funny. At all. There was more bad news as well as we lost Mathieu Flamini in the first half with what looked like an achilles injury. It looked like Gerrard trod on the back of his heel so hopefully it's a kick and a bruise rather than anything too serious. The manager says the dressing room is 'completely down' after last night's game. He's got to ensure he picks them back up. As much as winning can become a habit and get you through the final stages of the season, so too can losing. He can't let them dwell on the Champions League exit. As improbable as it sounds a win on Sunday would put us to within 3 points of United and after that you just never know. While there's something still to play for, we can't give up. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Inspirational Gallas - Tedious media http://arseblog.net/2008/04/10/inspirational-gallas-tedious-media/ Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:30:37 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/10/inspirational-gallas-tedious-media/ We lacked experience. You can't concede a penalty 30 seconds after equalising. As it was Kolo Toure, probably the most experienced outfield player besides Gallas, who gave away the penalty it seems a bit of a strange comment to make. I don't think you need experience to know you don't give a penalty away 30 seconds after scoring, from the time you start playing the game you know the period after you score is when you need to concentrate most. But still, no doubt the captain has some words to lift the team ahead of Sunday's game against United, a game that does mean something no matter what happened against Liverpool.
    Nobody expected much from us at the start of the season and we've overachieved, that's true. Now it will be hard to bounce back. Morale is low.
    Inspiring stuff from the captain there. No 'We'll pick ourselves up because we have an important game on Sunday'. No 'It hurts but we'll keep on trying our best'. Nope, a resigned Gallas says it's going to be hard and he's making it harder with statements like that. I don't want to pick on Gallas by any means but his leadership qualities, or lack of, beg questions. It's down to Adebayor and Kolo Toure to rally the troops. You don't need to tell a fan how much defeat hurts, you don't need to tell us morale is low, that it's going to be hard. In a footballer's short career he'll experience some highs and some lows but a fan experiences a lifetime of them. And generally more lows than highs. Certainly true as an Arsenal fan! Yes, that's what makes the good times that bit more special but honestly I'd expect more from the captain of the club at this stage. Maybe he's 'just being honest', that's just the way William Gallas talks, but it sounds to me like he's given up. Sunday is going to be hard but if the captain is going there resigned to wallow in the misery of Tuesday night then it's going to be even harder. Nigel Winterburn talks Arsenal. He's right about the trophy thing though, you just feel the longer we go without winning something the more pressure there's going to be on the manager and the players. Which is normal of course. At the moment it feels like we're pushing a snowball uphill, nearly getting to the top and just sliding back down a bit. If we can reach the top then we can push the snowball down the hill, crushing villages and small towns and farms along the way. I wish we could crush some villages. Looking at the news stories this morning they're full of headlines about how Wenger is under pressure, how Wenger should have bought this, how Wenger should have done that. It's the usual cack from people with the benefit of hindsight. I'm not really interested in what he should have done or who he should have bought, to be honest. We all have our own opinion on that, on the squad, the lack of this, that or the other but going on and on about it now isn't going to fucking change anything, is it? I'm not suggesting Arsene is exempt from criticism, far from it, but we still have something to play for this season. The manager made his decisions about his squad and that's that. We have a big game on Sunday and that's what we should be focussing on. Not the tedious Championship Manager shite you can't help but read everywhere you go. Let's buy this bloke and that bloke and sell these 7 players and bring in 10 players blah blah blah blah fuck off. Hopefully today we'll get some news on Mathieu Flamini's injury. I'd imagine, given how quickly he was taken off against Liverpool the other night, that he's a serious doubt for Sunday. His energy and aggression will be missed badly if that's the case. United were able to rest players last night as they dicked all over a Roma side that couldn't really be arsed trying. I have to say for a Champions League quarter-final it was a shocking display from the Italians - they quite obviously didn't give a shit about getting a result. Most odd. Anyway, we'll get some early team news and stuff for tomorrow's blog and Arsecast. For more on the Liverpool game, if you can stomach it, you can listen to myself and Mugsmasher later on in this week's OleOle.com podcast - it should be live later this afternoon. Right then, more tomorrow. Have fun.]]>
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    Anger management + Arsecast 71 http://arseblog.net/2008/04/11/anger-management/ Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:38:14 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/11/anger-management/ Mathieu Flamini is set to miss Sunday's game and up to three weeks with an ankle injury. It's a big loss, his energy and drive have been a big feature of our best performances this season. Gilberto will come in to replace him and looking at the positive side of it he should be relatively fresh having played not as often as he'd have liked this season. What we need from him are the kind of performances he put in last season. I know his pride has been wounded on a couple of levels this year but he's always acted in a professional manner. He looked a bit sharper against Liverpool in the last few days so fingers crossed he can step it up. And speaking of acting in a professional manner we come to Jens Lehmann. He's not happy . In fact he's furious and angry. He thinks he should be in the team and that he could have done something to prevent the Liverpool defeat, saying:
    I wanted to win the Champions League and thought I had a good chance of playing. The fact that I won't now get that chance makes me furious. I still haven't been given my place back and I'm being kept out by someone who is playing his first season at a big club. To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny. I am very angry. Grrr, I say. Grrrrrr.
    The Grrrrrs were just so we'd know he was really angry. I wonder why he thought he was going to play though. Almunia has been first choice since the start of the season, he's just signed a new deal with the club and he's been solid this season. Jens' assertion that the Spaniard isn't playing well smacks of sour grapes, it's certainly not a comment with any grounding in reality. It's another sad outburst from Jens though. I will the boss give him some games at the end of the season if they become 'meaningless' or might he be tempted to throw in Lukas Fabianski who talks here about how much he's enjoying life at the Arsenal. Ade and Kolo big up Theo Walcott while Fabio Capello was positively gushing about the young man's contribution on Tuesday night. It's time to start him on a regular basis, Arsene. Of course he's not going to produce that kind of thing every game but he's capable of something and he does seem to have a knack in big games. He's played very few in his short career to date but so far has scored in a cup final (something Thierry never did) and given us that moment of magic against Liverpool in a Champions League quarter final at Anfield. I suppose you could say Sunday at Old Trafford is a big game, couldn't you? Marco van Basten has offered Dennis Bergkamp a coaching role . Interesting, particularly in light of the news of a supposed link up between Ajax and ourselves. Youngster Gilles Sunu has signed professional terms with the club. Now, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's OleOle.com sponsored Arsecast I chat with GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog about the Liverpool game, the game on Sunday and about whether our problems are more defensive than offensive. There's the Man in the Bar, Eboue and other stuff too. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here . To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3 ). You can find the arsecast archives here . And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode71.mp3] Right, have a good Friday. I'll talk to you tomorrow at some stage.]]>
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    Think different http://arseblog.net/2008/04/12/think-different/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:08:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/12/think-different/ Do you really think that we go to Manchester United on Sunday believing the season is over? That would be ridiculous. We have worked extremely hard since the first day of the season against all the odds. I can understand people who say the team's season is over but if we win at Manchester United we can win the title and that's why it's important to focus. What is at stake on Sunday is the work of a whole year. Strong words indeed and he is totally right of course. We keep talking about games being crunch games but the last couple of months have been pretty painful. We won in Milan, lost at Chelsea, lost at Anfield, can we win at Old Trafford? I don't see why not. It's going to be tough, very tough, but we've won big tough games before. Now, it's natural when you go through a bad spell like we did for people to be critical. I think most football fans are critical by nature and I suspect that Arsenal fans are probably the most critical of all. We analyse our players so very closely that there's really no margin for error. I've done it, many of you have done it, all the other websites do it to one extent or the other, and I wonder if we're not making life that bit tougher for ourselves in doing so. It's like the line that's trotted out about Adebayor - reading around some sites you can find the most amazingly critical pieces about him. 'He can't pass, he has no first touch, he needs 17 chances to score one goals, he's a lazy bastard, he's this, he's that he's the other'. Seriously, when you find your top scorer, a 25 goal striker, a man who scored in both legs of the Champions League quarter final, a guy whose goals carried us for a long period this season, getting that kind of stick then what fucking hope is there for anyone else? Senderos got the backing of the boss after his 'bad game' against Liverpool but you'd swear that he was the only young centre-half to ever fuck up the way some people go on. Look at the 2nd goal in the 2002 FA Cup final. Watch Freddie Ljungberg, hardly the most physical of players, leave the Chelsea centre-half on his arse before going on to curl home that beautiful goal. The centre-half was a young John Terry, who also had a lovely own goal habit in his early days. I'm not saying Senderos is exempt from criticism, nor is Adebayor when it's merited, but fucking hell it's getting ridiculous at this stage. I'm as pissed off as anyone at what we've let slip this season but as much as it hurts you have to accept that this team was good enough to get to the top of the league, good enough to beat AC Milan, good enough to be 5 points clear. Now when the chips are down everyone is a potential transfer out, bar one or two. Seriously, some of these other blogs and their commentators are working themselves up into a Championship Manager frenzy. They want this player, that player, two of them, one of those, one of the other and a couple of those just in case. Get real, it's not going to happen. Arsene has never operated in the transfer market like that and he's not going to start now. He says:
    If you say we maybe lack maturity, perhaps you are right, but to suddenly have to kick everybody out and buy 10 new players? I don't see why, even if you have money.
    He went on to say his target was to keep all the existing squad and add 'one experienced player', stressing the point it was one player, not one in each department. I'm waiting for some heads to explode now because this isn't what the internet mob is baying for. I think it's too early to start talking about transfers, there's enough time in the summer to go through the 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Have we signed anyone yet? Have we signed anyone yet?' stuff but I suppose the manager's transfer target(s) will be dictated by who leaves and who stays (primarily Gilberto and Flamini) and if there's any chance of Rosicky walking again. But until then I'm going to studiously avoid comments and posts which have lists of players on them that we just won't be signing. That's not to say I wouldn't like the manager to spend money this summer but what is the point of getting so stressed about something you have absolutely no control over? So while everyone has an opinion about certain players and their merits please remember that these other players make mistakes too. I saw names bandied about today which made me laugh simply because they're being judged on Match of the Day highlights or goal clips. We watch Arsenal closely, we see the performances, the form fluctuating, good habits and bad habits of players. But only the biggest football anorak can possibly say they watch any other team as closely and even then there's no way they could watch all of them. If they did they'd see the kind of errors our players make all over the place. In fact, next time we score a goal try reverse your perspective and look at it from the point of view of the opposition and apply the same standards you do to ours. Who should have made the tackle? Who missed the header? Who gave the ball away? Who was out of position? When we score a goal it's brilliant play, when we concede we offer no plaudits to the opposition's potentially brilliant play, instead we immediately criticise our own. I'm not trying to tell anyone what to think, by the way, I just think that all this moaning and groaning is playing right into the hands of the media who love a good 'Arsenal in crisis' story. Maybe the only thing Arsenal fans can all agree on at the moment is that the papers and pundits do like to turn the screw when they get a chance. So quick to build us up this season they're really enjoying sticking the knife in now that we've gone through a bit of a bad patch. It doesn't help when you have the interviewer on Arsenal TV asking Cesc stupid questions like 'Are you going to stay at Arsenal your whole career?' Seriously, talk about dense and Cesc's answer was fine but it leaves us right open for 'Fabregas casts doubts on his Arsenal future' stories. Someone needs to have a word with whoever that idiot was. Anyway, I've kind of strayed off my point a bit here which was that we really kind of need to just chill out a bit. Of course be upset but all the moaning and groaning isn't going to change anything now. I said in the Arsecast I thought it was a bit unfair that we've lost sight of all the enjoyable moments we've had this season. I know teams are judged on trophies and 'nobody remembers the pretty football', but I remember lots of that pretty football and I enjoyed the shite out of it. So there. In the final Wengerbites the boss talks about how Theo has to be given time to mature and that we shouldn't expect Liverpool style runs (and that's not the splatters after a pie and chips at Anfield) from him every game. I don't think anyone would but I'd like to see him start on Sunday, the boss's comments suggest he might be used off the bench again. He also talks about the 'respectful arguments' he's had with Jens Lehmann and how he has no regrets over Thierry Henry's departure. Manuel Almunia talks about how Jens Lehmann 'hates' him - and it's fairly obvious the Spaniard is fed up with the German now. And who can blame him? Nice zinger about how Fabianski and Mannone are better than Jens too. Emmanuel Adebayor talks to the Independent about Tuesday night and the game tomorrow:
    The game is quite similar to last season because then people were saying no matter what happens they will win because Thierry was injured. But now we are fighting to come back and to win the title, it is going to be interesting game. We are not going there to sit back. We cannot. Arsenal football is to push the ball forward all the time, everyone knows that. We are going to put them under pressure, we will show what we can do.
    Right on, big man. And let's not forget that while United possess the biggest attacking threat in the league they're without Vidic and possibly Rio Ferdinand too. So there's a good chance for us to take advantage of that. We've only scored 7 goals less than United in the league but have conceded 10 more. There's the difference - they've been rock solid at the back and Ferdinand and Vidic have been a very strong partnership. I don't know exactly what the Ferdinand situation is but Vidic is definitely out so we have to go there and try and turn that into a weakness. You can see how our defence missed Bacary Sagna, there's no reason why their defence won't miss their two first choice centre-halves. Right, that's that. Plenty for a Saturday morning, no? Time for a good fry-up and some Pro Evolution Soccer on the newly bought PS3. I can kick lumps out of whoever I want. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    A quotey Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/04/13/a-quotey-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:22:52 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=757 Robin van Persie says Arsenal will stick to their attacking principles today, and talks about his frustration at missing so much of the season injured. When you read him in the piece it does bring it home that the players we've missed through injury this season have been important ones, guys that could have made a difference. Especially Eduardo and Rosicky from an attacking point of view. Speaking of Rosicky it looks like he'll need surgery to correct whatever's wrong with him. The world's first lower body transplant will take place during the summer following Mrs Rosicky's approval of the new package. Arsene talks about his decision to 'go with youth', saying:
    We have gone for a policy and have to stick with it. It's very difficult to change the policy when you're in the middle of it and of course you destroy the work you've completed in the previous years. We are very close to our rivals and we have to keep this team together. At decisive moments in games we have shown a lack of maturity and that's what's gone wrong for us recently. It's only maturity, not quality.
    Interesting point, there might some that would argue there's a lack of quality in some areas too but that's a debate for another day. Well, it's a debate for every day, it never stops, but you know what I mean. Still, he's confident of a win today at Old Trafford, a result that could be of huge importance in the final games of the season. Chairman PHW says that if Arsene wants money in the summer he'll get money, saying:
    We will meet with Arsene in a very casual atmosphere and it will be on the lines of, 'How did you see the season? Do you want another striker or centre-back?' The money is there if he wants it. The club have never turned down any single request he has made about buying a player.
    And that's the crux of it. The spending, or lack of spending, is entirely Arsene's decision. It's his policy. Of course now that the chips are slightly down again the vultures come circling. David Dein has thrown his oar in again and says that Arsenal need a billionaire if they're not to be left behind. Which, given Arsene's spending policy, is absolute nonsense. He also tried to project an acceptable face for Fat & Orange. Speaking from his underground lair he said:
    Does an Arsenal fan worry that Cesc Fabregas comes from Spain? If you have foreign players on the pitch it is hypocritical to say you can’t have foreign ownership or overseas directors.
    It might be just me but there's a small difference between a young man from Spain who kicks a football and a hideous eastern European beast who might have kicked people's heads to make his fortune. Has Cesc Fabregas ever threatened Arsenal websites with legal action? Does Cesc have a background so dubious and murky that it makes him pre-emptively threaten the major newspapers in England about reporting on events of his past? Is Cesc a big, fat, ugly, Man United supporting cunt ? I know the differences are subtle but it's worth trying to see them. Back to today and someone's had a word with William Gallas. Instead of sitting around listening to the Smiths he's got some good old fashioned upbeat Bucks Fizz on his iPod. He says:
    We have to forget the disappointment and go with pride and rage to Old Trafford. We have to win at all costs and fight for our chances in the title race right until the last moment.
    Hurrah! That's more like it. Pride. And rage. Prage. We all need a little more prage in our lives. Today seems like a good place to start. The Daily Star reports Man United fans groups have been contacted by the club to ask them to stop singing that song about Arsene Wenger. It's only taken them 10 years, good stuff. Thierry Henry calls Theo Walcott 'amazing' . Of course the former captain will be meeting United twice in the Champions League semi-finals. It would give me great pleasure to see him do well against them. A couple of six goal salvos in each game would be just the ticket. If you have to listen to the game on the BBC radio today you'll most likely find yourself being aurally raped by Alan Green who, if you didn't already know, is a fat, ignorant, Liverpool supporting cunt who writes bullshit articles for the Belfast Telegraph. It's no wonder he's such a fat cunt if his day to day life is as lazy as his 'journalism'. Right so, that's about it. Excited about today's game, so I am. Come on you gooooooooners! Mañana.]]>
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    Good performance, horrible result http://arseblog.net/2008/04/14/good-performance-horrible-result/ Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:18:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=758 First things first. I thought we played really well yesterday. That doesn't change anything I know but if the title was to be lost at least we gave it a good go. I was surprised how open the game was in the first half, chances at both ends. Our best falling to Adebayor who shot straight at Van der Sar but we had other half chances and caused United lots of problems. Their best chances came through defensive mistakes by Alex Song, a surprising selection at centre-half in such a big game. The first he went to ground in the penalty area allowing Ronaldo to cut back to Rooney but Lehmann, in for the injured Almunia, made a decent save. The second came when Song allowed a harmless looking ball to bounce past him, Rooney raced through and his shot clipped Lehmann's heel and dribbled wide. To be fair to Song he did better in the second half though and it was a big game for the young lad to be thrown into. Arsene unhappy as the title slips away... We took the lead early in the second period, Robin van Persie's cross from the left was headed/handed in by Emmanuel Adebayor. When Andy Gray talked about us getting a big slice of luck I winced. I just knew it was going to come back and bite us in the arse. And so it was. William Gallas's ridiculous handball in the box saw United awarded a penalty and Ronaldo scored it first time, was made take it again, and scored it again. The irony of the captain, the man who was so quick to bemoan our lack of experience on Tuesday, giving away a penalty as soft as that just minutes after we'd scored was not lost on me. It just proves that even 'the best' players make mistakes and all of our centre-halves have been guilty of them season. All of them. They made it 2-1 with about 20 minutes to go when I thought they were awarded a very generous free kick outside the box. I think everyone, Lehmann especially, expected Ronaldo to take it but Owen Hargreaves curled home an unstoppable goal. Jens didn't even move. We brought on Bendtner who had two headed chances that maybe he'd think he should have done better with, although for one his shirt was being pulled all over the place, but there was no way back. Our title challenge is over for this season, United put themselves in pole position. Afterwards the manager conceded it was all over , saying:
    Yes we are out. We played with quality and spirit, and I'm very proud of our performance. What can you do? We had plenty of chances and we were really unlucky not to win.
    If you read more of Arsene (or watch the video ) he sounds utterly fed up with the refereeing decisions that have gone against us. I thought the Hargreaves goal came from a free kick where the ref bought the dive of the United player. It wasn't a free kick, can't agree with the boss about the penalty though. Stone wall for me. And I'm not entirely comfortable with the implication that there's some kind of refereeing conspiracy against us. I don't think there is, we've just had a lot of bad luck and a lot of decisions go against us. I can understand Arsene's frustration but really referees didn't cost us the title, we cost us the title. In all competitions since the start of February we have just 4 wins from 15 games and just 8 points from 24 in the league. Some crap decisions played their part but they're not solely to blame. It's as poor a run of form as I can ever remember under Arsene. To my mind there was no way we deserved to lose that game yesterday, which kind of sums up our season. Perhaps a draw would have been a fair result because let's not forget United had some chances too. But to lose again in a big game really does knock the stuffing out of you as a fan. Some might say we had another slice of bad luck today but I don't see it. We had a bit of luck, if you can call it that, with our goal. We might even have been 2-0 up when Ferdinand nearly scored an own goal but the penalty is really bugging me. It was just so, so stupid and the sight of Gallas walking up the pitch blowing bubbles with his chewing gum really pissed me off. Blowing bubbles in the middle of a football match?! Maybe it's just me. More general observations - I thought the selection of Song was unusual, especially in a game we had to win. As I said above he did well enough but got lucky a couple of times in the first half. I think the main thing that springs to mind is our lack of finishing and the fact we play with so many players out of position. Kolo is a centre-half but played at right back, Eboue (hopeless again and up to his old pretending to be injured antics) a right back at right midfield, van Persie a striker at left midfield. I know we're short of options but you seriously lessen players' effectiveness when you play them out of position. But I don't want to dwell on negatives. I thought there were great performances yesterday from Clichy, Gilberto and Hleb. You can say what you want about Adebayor but he scores goals in big games. I know he might have done better with a couple of chances, one in particular, but often when he misses an easy chance like that he makes up for it later. We saw it at Liverpool on Tuesday, we saw it again yesterday. He has a strong character and he's about the last person on our team that should be getting any grief. When you read a supposedly respected Arsenal commentator referring to him as a 'clown' then you have to wonder why anyone pays attention to what that person has to say. Hardly professorial. It's upsetting though, isn't it? The faint hope we had of the title is now gone. A season that promised so much will now deliver nothing. Nothing tangible anyway. Silverware would have been lovely, but once again the trophy cabinet will go bare. Arsene believes the team is 'good enough'. I don't quite agree with him but at the same time I don't think we're too far away. I don't dispute the fact that the squad needs some additions to it but I don't have gumption to start thinking about that now. As I've been saying for a while I think a reasoned analysis of the squad is perfectly fair but it needs to happen at the end of the season. We still have four games left to play, Reading (h), Derby (a), Everton (h), Sunderland (a). Those games are worth 12 points. I don't think 12 points is an unreasonable target for those games which would give us an end of season total of 83 which would be an improvement of 15 over last. That's not inconsiderable and to put it in perspective we won the league in 97-98 with a total of 78 points. It shows you how high the bar has been raised in the last 10 years. So let's concentrate on the games we have ahead of us, then we can start to think about where we go from here and how we do it. More reaction from Goodplaya , Gunnerblog , A Cultured Left Foot and East Lower . Update : Reaction from the travelling Arsenal fans at Old Trafford after the final whistle . Spine tingling, awesome stuff folks.]]>
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    Gallas talks and I'm worried about Flamini http://arseblog.net/2008/04/15/gallas-talks-and-im-worried-about-flamini/ Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:31:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=760 the in-thing at the moment ). Some will say it's because the squad was too light. Others will say we've had defensive problems all season. And so it will go. William Gallas reckons it was down to bad luck. Honestly. He says:
    You can play well, but if the luck is not there, then you will win nothing. The luck went from us a few months ago. People have to understand that. We drew too many games at home, and away we lost important points.
    Now, while I fully accept we haven't exactly had the rub of the green in terms of referee's decisions in a couple of games I think it's a bad idea to start saying it was just a lack of luck that cost us the title. It masks where the real problems are. Birmingham away, that was a game where we had some bad luck all right. But then how to do you explain the subsequent draws against Boro, Wigan and Aston Villa (a game where we scored so late you might suggest we had a bit of luck ourselves)? Bad luck played a part but it wasn't the main reason. We had some bad luck with injuries. What happened to Eduardo was dreadfully unlucky but is it really unlucky to see Rosicky and van Persie out for long periods? Looking at their injury records would suggest that not to be the case. Maybe we were unlucky that this summer is Euro2008 and Lassana Diarra had to kick up so much he was sold just a few months after he joined. Had it been a normal summer he might have been more patient. But that's not really the point. The reason we didn't win the title was our form since the Birmingham game. The draws cost us. Our uncanny abilility to concede a goal from nothing, a habit we'd managed to rid ourselves of for most of the season, came back with a vengeance and it hurt us. Badly. Gallas does make the point that the defensive lapses were costly but that's not bad luck, that's just bad defending. That's where we should be focussing and not trying to make excuses because that's what it sounds like. However, he did have a message for the fans:
    The fans have helped us a lot over the season — at home and away. I want to say thank you and I hope next season we will get something — we will give everything. They are disappointed but so are we. For me the most important thing is to win – not playing well and still losing. For me, for everyone, for the fans, the most important thing is to win something.
    Lee Dixon, however, has been critical of Gallas and doesn't think he's the man to the lead the team. Talking on Match of the Day 2 on BBC he said:
    When the tide turns and it starts to get hard, you need a leader - and William Gallas is not what I call a leader. He can play well defensively but you need him to be at his best when the team is under pressure - and once again he wasn't.
    Harsh words but sentiments shared by a not insignificant number of Arsenal fans. I think the Gallas captaincy was an experiment by Arsene and not one that I think has been a real success. It's something I'll cover in the weeks ahead, perhaps in a post-season review, but when someone like Lee Dixon starts talking like that then I think you have to listen. Emmanuel Adebayor thinks we need to develop a killer instinct but really scoring goals this season hasn't been our biggest problem. We've scored 64 in the league, a little less than 2 a game on average, only United have scored more. But we've conceded 29, 11 more than United and 5 more than Chelsea. Now, I don't dispute that extra goals can make up for those defensive errors. The old Ossie Ardiles school of defending, just score more than you let in. I think most people realise that and I think that's possibly why people slate Adebayor for not taking his chances. I've given up trying to convince people he's a good player, so entrenched are the opinions about him at this stage, but 26 goals in a season for any striker is a good return. It's only 3 less than Torres who everyone is raving about. What we don't have are the goalscorers to back up Adebayor. I'm sure Rosicky and Eduardo would have scored more goals had they stayed fit, Cesc weighed in with a good total but we didn't get enough from Hleb, just four in the season is a very poor return (strangely you don't hear too many people giving him a hard time about it), three from Flamini in a defensive midfield role isn't bad, none from Eboue who played a lot of games on the right of midfield and just one goal from Abou Diaby meant the chances Adebayor didn't take cost more. But keep on blaming the big man and throw in that hilarious line about him having the first touch of a rapist again, seriously, that never fails to raise a smile. So for me it's more important that we sort ourselves out defensively than offensively for next season. You only need to score one goal and be able to defend it to win a game. Fact is we never look too comfortable with a lead, be it one goal or two or three. I know we're never going to have that George Graham style solidity under Arsene but would it be worth bringing somebody in alongside Arsene to take over the defensive coaching? Could the lads benefit from the experience of Keown, Bould or even Tony Adams? Would a signing on the coaching staff be as beneficial as one on the pitch? Something to think about. Before the boss starts thinking about who he needs to bring in during the summer he's got to find out who's staying. The main issue is around Mathieu Flamini and Juventus yesterday revealed their interest in him . Not a surprise and I have to say the longer it goes on the more pessimistic I am about him signing a new deal with us. I really want him to, I'm just not convinced any more that he will. And I don't think it's a question of money. Arsenal will have made him a very good offer, at 23 years of age he can do 4 years with us and then make a big move elsewhere or sign a new 'megadeal' at Arsenal if he's that established in the team. The figures we'll be offering will be substantial. I don't think it'd be unreasonable to assume we could offer him £45,000-£50,000 a week. Maybe even more. That would be a massive increase on what he's earning at the moment and you can be sure there'll be incentives and percentage rises and bonuses on top of that so another £10,000 a week in Italy isn't going to be the deciding factor. Flamini said while he was concentrating on playing there wasn't time to sign a new deal. He's out for the next couple of weeks, should those couple of weeks pass with nothing signed then I think we can safely assume he's on his way. With Diarra having left in January and Gilberto likely to go in the summer we could find ourselves light in the middle of the park. Anyway, we'll see what happens. Hopefully the Flamster will stay. The Sun reckons we're going to spend £12m on PSV keeper Heurelho Gomes. With Almunia having just signed a new deal, the ambitious and talented Fabianski waiting in the wings and young Italian Vito Mannone as back up I think a keeper is going to be the last thing on Arsene's shopping list this summer. Right, enough. More tomorrow.]]>
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    I'm a Villa fan http://arseblog.net/2008/04/16/im-a-villa-fan/ Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:21:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=761 Emmanuel Adebayor says :
    In the difficult moments, that is when you have to come out and show character, personality and play your football. It is difficult, but I know my mum will be somewhere watching the TV, so I have to play for her, all my family and all the people who love Arsenal. We have to win all those games now, to play for our honour and for our fans. The fans have been great to me this season, always singing my name and taking me into their hearts.
    Right on, brother. I'm fucking 100% behind that kind of attitude. And the idea that Ade's mum is going to give him a smack with a rolling pin unless we win all four games is making me laugh. I know that's just my idea but it's been a tough week, ok? I'm taking my comedy moments where I can get them. Go Mrs Adebayor, go! Arsene he wouldn't be afraid to spend big this summer if he found the right player. Some might point to big money signings like Jeffers and Reyes not working out but Henry was £10m in 1999 and we got some pretty good games out of him. It's nice to hear that kind of thing from the boss, especially when you read Valencia's David Villa says he'd like to join Arsenal because of the way we play football. He says:
    I watch the Premier League a lot and the team I’m most attracted to is definitely Arsenal. Their brilliant one and two-touch football and the whole style of rapid counter-attack which dominates the top level of the Premier League now is the one which suits my game best of all.
    Valencia are currently in 16th place in La Liga, they have no chance of making Europe and someone like David Villa really needs to be playing Champions League football. Forget some cunt nobody's heard of from Marseille who even looks kind of crap on his YouTube compilation, if Arsenal are going to sign a striker this summer this boy should be right at the top of the list. Quick, strong, pacy, a real poacher, he'd be a fantastic signing. Definitely not one to be afraid of, Arsene. Transfer speculation is hotting up around Alex Hleb as well . According to his agent big clubs like Barcelona, Juventus, Real Madrid and Hull City are asking about him all the time because he's 'world class'. I don't think any Arsenal fan would dispute the fact he's a very technically gifted footballer but world class players win you matches with crucial assists and more often with crucial goals. Hleb's scoring record since he came to Arsenal has been poor - only four this season and none since Reading away on the 12th of November. For an attacking midfield player, sometimes deployed behind the main striker, that's really not good enough by any standards. Maybe we just don't have the right kind of ice-cream for him to operate at his best. One man tipped to come in the summer is Lyon's Hatstand Ben Arthur but he says he's happy at Lyon. Another player dreaming of Arsenal is Feynoord's Jonathan De Guzman . Good for him! In a move that's sure to foster team spirit and goalies nights out bowling and such, Jens Lehmann says he doesn't hate Almunia . He says the Spaniard just makes him laugh. And that's really about it for this morning. Or this mourning. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    We need more people who will kick Ronaldo up in the air http://arseblog.net/2008/04/17/we-need-more-people-who-will-kick-ronaldo-up-in-the-air/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:38:45 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=762 Lauren talking about his old club and he feels we lacked that little bit of experience this season. He says:
    It is just a shame players such as myself and some of the others were not still at the club to help the young players to win things. If you look at Manchester United they have some great young players but they also have men who have been there for many years to help them through.
    There was a video released last year called Arsene's XI where they ran down the eleven players with the most appearances under Arsene Wenger. Lauren was the right back and Arsene described him as 'a warrior' and someone you could go to war with. There's no doubt we missed a bit of that this season. And just for a bit of good times this morning here he is kicking Ronaldo up in the air. Ahhh, good times indeed and while I don't condone dirty play at all you do need players who will get stuck in like that. Perhaps he could come back in the summer and give some of the younger players an intensive two-day Laurening. It'd work wonders. Moving on we might have to say goodbye to Armand Traore's chances of being an Arsenal legend. According to this Arsenal.com 'Why I can follow in Eboue's footsteps ', it seems the young man hasn't set his sights very high. If repeated cheating, diving, rolling, cheating, putting your hand up to claim for penalties against your own team, scoring no goals and generally being completely rubbish is the path he wants to follow then someone needs to take him aside and have a word or two. Clichy, those are footsteps to follow in, Eboue's are footsteps to filled in with polyfilla and covered with leaves and top soil. I realise the article is about the move from full back to 'winger' (in name only) but still. It'd be like a kid really into music saying they want to follow in the footsteps of S Club 7 or something. Someone needs to hand Traore the footballing Led Zep albums. One man he could learn a lot from is Bacary Sagna who says he could stay at Arsenal for life. I'm always a bit dubious about those kinds of statements but with Sagna I'd be quite happy for it to be true. What a find he's been, definitely one of the players of the season, and when Arsene goes shopping this summer this is the calibre of player he needs to bring in. Not necessarily a big name but someone with real quality. Arsene hopes that Thierry Henry will win the Champions League with Barcelona but isn't too confident this will happen. Barcelona are really suspect defensively but with Messi back they have the kind of quality up front that United haven't faced anywhere else this season. With Messi, Eto'o, Henry and Bojan they have a fantastic mix of youth and experience and I quite fancy TH to get a goal or two. He's had a fairly average season by his standards, so much so that there was speculation he might move to the MLS, so some United beating goals would be just the ticket. Right, that's about the size of it. Tune in tomorrow for the Arsecast in which I'll be talking to Goodplaya about all that Arsenal stuff, plus the usual bits and pieces. Until then.]]>
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    Henry's big pay day + Arsecast 72 http://arseblog.net/2008/04/18/henrys-big-pay-day-arsecast-72/ Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:22:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=763 Early team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Reading is that Almunia will be having a fitness test after being caught in the showers by Jens Lehmann and a length of wavin pipe just before the United game last week. There's no Bacary Sagna, Flamini or of course Rosicky, but we may see Denilson return to the fold after a long absence. The boss is aiming for second spot but with Chelsea's win over Everton last night that seems unlikely, even if they have played a game more than us. Hopefully we can get a home win under our belts again though. The last time we won a game at the Grove was Blackburn on February 11th. Amazing when you think about it. It won't be easy though. When you consider our run of form and the fact that Reading are still scrapping near the bottom of the table we'll need to be careful enough. The Guardian reports on Thierry Henry's last season at Arsenal . After the Arsenal Supporters Trust analysed player wages and other expenses it appears the former captain was paid a signing on fee which could have been as much as £5m in May 2006 (paid up front and not over the course of his contract), then another £5m in wages. It's hard to suggest we got value for money in that final season but Henry's contribution to the club over the years can't be measured in just that time frame. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amauri . Dubious transfer link via Sky Sports. Robin van Persie talks about the Bergkamp/van Basten link up at Ajax . Not much else happening, so Arsecast time. Arsecasts In this week's OleOle.com sponsored Arsecast I chat to Goodplaya about the recent games, the squad and the remaining games of the season, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's Eboue, Adebayor and more. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here . To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3 ). You can find the arsecast archives here . And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode72.mp3] So, enjoy the Arsecast. I'm over to London this evening for the game and to have some Arseblog 5-a-side action on the Saturday morning. Which I expect will be played with a monstrous hangover. Which could result in vomiting on the opposition but I don't see anything in the rules about that. Tom will be blogging Saturday and Sunday so cheers to him for keeping it going. Talk to you in a couple of days. Byeeee.]]> 763 2008-04-18 07:22:20 2008-04-18 07:22:20 closed open henrys-big-pay-day-arsecast-72 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure Back to winning ways http://arseblog.net/2008/04/19/back-to-winning-ways/ Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:08:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=764 764 2008-04-19 14:08:56 2008-04-19 14:08:56 closed open back-to-winning-ways publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last Sunday round up http://arseblog.net/2008/04/20/sunday-round-up-23/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:54:20 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=765 Arsene Wenger has had some nice things to say about Cesc Fabregas. I don't think there's an Arsenal fan in the world that doesn't have some nice things to say about Cesc Fabregas. The boss says his priority this summer is to keep the squad together, but that's he's looking at "2 quality players". Like Blogger, I don't think those players necessarily have to be household names to make a difference - look at Bacary Sagna and the influence he's had this season - but they do need to be good players. Not promising, upcoming stars, but good proven players that can deal with pressure and have that little bit of experience to guide the less experienced players in our side (the ones like William Gallas, for giving away that penalty against United, and Kolo Toure, for giving away that penalty against Liverpool....oh). Anyway, a centre back, a winger, and a striker are the order of the day/month/season/transfer window, I think. Further to my comment about the Hairy Handed one's comments about Cesc leaving yesterday, about a million websites are now reporting "Cesc to stay put, Cesc to stay for life, Fabregas fully committed". I think that's all that needs to be said about that one. Oh, except for fuck off Sky you shit stirring cunts. Even if Cesc did leave, which he's not going to, The Arsenal would still be here, shoving it up your cunts. You said we'd struggle to make the top six this season with Henry leaving; you said we'd never replace Vieira. Well, you know what, we fucking have done and will carry on doing so long after your tired little media circus has fucked off. Unusual link of the day: Henry to come back to England. I say unusual because it's in the Lancashire Evening Post. The former captain has hardly set the world on fire at Barca, though it would be nice to see him get a double hat-trick on Wednesday night, but it's hard to think of a club in England that he'd go to. Not us, obviously, and the only other clubs with the sort of status I suppose he would be interested in are United, Liverpool, and Chelsea. And I can't see him playing for any of those galactic-sized cunts. And, finally, in transfer-related news, The Mirror has us buying just about every young player on the planet, with Raul Abiol and Klaus Van Hunterlaar linked. And that, dear friends, is your lot. I'm going to go and try and recover from my two nights of heavy, heavy drinking. Arseblogger will be back tomorrow and normal service shall be resumed. Until the next time, it's been a pleasure.]]> 765 2008-04-20 10:54:20 2008-04-20 10:54:20 closed open sunday-round-up-23 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last 1359 http://mabuggunnop.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/og-retf%c3%a6rdigheden-sejrede/ 72.232.153.33 2008-04-23 13:33:37 2008-04-23 13:33:37 1 pingback 0 0 And we're back... http://arseblog.net/2008/04/21/and-were-back/ Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:23:28 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=767 considering the captaincy ahead of next season is an interesting story. Whether it's meant to try and buck up William Gallas or whether he actually means it remains to be seen. I watched Gallas closely on Saturday and he really doesn't show a great deal of leadership at all. He was quiet, didn't do much talking or organising and the most animated I saw him was when he ordered Gael Clichy back up the pitch when the left back was dropping deep to take the ball from a goal kick. Gallas wouldn't let him, for some reason and got a bit narky with Gael. Not exactly stirring stuff, especially to a player who has been fantastic all season. If it were up to me I'd also be thinking seriously about Gallas as captain. And by thinking seriously I mean waiting for the time to tell him someone else is getting the armband. He's just not the right kind of personality for the job, in my opinion. It's a tricky situation though. I can't imagine Gallas would be best pleased to have the captaincy taken away from him so if the boss does do it he's got to spin it well if he wants to keep Gallas the player. However, given how Gilberto found out he'd been overlooked last summer anything is possible. Whatever happens I'm sure Wenger will have considered all the consequences. The obvious candidate to take over is Cesc although the one player in our squad who shows real leadership qualities is Mathieu Flamini. He's the kind of personality you need at the top of your team but his situation remains the same. That there's now a deadline of the end of the month means we'll know one way or the other. The boss says:
    He says he wants to stay and I believe him. But as long as he has not signed, for me, he is free to sign where he wants. We have set ourselves a target until the end of the month of April to finalise the situation, one way or the other. That's an absolute deadline because afterwards we have to make decisions about whether you have to move on the market because you don't have much time left
    Flamini's got that drive, that bit of spark, he talks to everyone, shouts and encourages. He's a bit Tony Adams in his way. I think Cesc would be a decent shout as well though. Speaking of the transfer market the boss ruled out a move for David Villa but said he was looking for two 'quality' players. That's one more than the last time he spoke about it and I think his dealings this summer will be dictated to by who stays and who goes. You read all over the place that Wenger needs to spend big to make us successful, I don't necessarily agree with that. Like Tom said at the weekend we don't need big names. Who had heard of Sagna or Eduardo before we signed them? But they are quality players and those are the kind we need to bring in not megastars. I think now that a little more time has passed people's analysis of the squad might be a bit more reasoned but question marks remain over the futures of a number of outfield players. I think it's obvious Jens is leaving but Gilberto, Hleb, Flamini and Bendtner are ones whose situations need sorting. Gilberto says he wants to stay and if he can accept a more secondary role in the team we should keep him. He adds depth and experience to the squad and I was chuffed for him that he got a goal on Saturday. A true pro and a nice man. Hleb is wanted by Inter and they'll pay good money for him. His contract is up next summer and I'm not sure he really merits a new deal. The boss has to decide if he wants to cash in now or let a player he spent close to £10m on go for free. Flamini we know about and Bendtner, well, I know the manager has high hopes for him but he seems to be so on the outside of the squad that it must be uncomfortable for him. Cesc went mad at him in the second half against Reading while defending a corner and his teammates exasperation with him was obvious on a number of occasions. He looked a bit of a sad sight trudging off the pitch first and on his own while everyone else was buzzing around in the centre of the pitch. If the personality issues aren't a problem then he should stay as he does have talent as a footballer. The manager has warned players about leaving and he's got a good point. Many players find the grass is not always greener on the other side. Anyway, whatever happens it's going to be a busy summer. Going back to Gilberto he talks about Theo Walcott who was really good against Reading, I thought. He was quick, direct and looks more comfortable in the first team now. The manager explains the Senderos situation and why he gave him a break from the first team. Alex Song came in at centre-half and did well enough against Reading but I'm not sure he's really a long-term option there. He's like Gallas or Toure and the kind of defender we appear to be missing is the more physical kind like Senderos who adds some height to the team. Senderos got some nice applause when warming up during the Reading game. Our next game isn't until this day next week against Derby, which seems like an age away. Plenty of time to talk shite amongst ourselves though, and if the past weekend has taught me anything it's that Arsebloggers can talk some serious shite. Now, some breakfast, some painkillers, and a day's work ahead. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    The Hleb dilemma http://arseblog.net/2008/04/22/the-hleb-dilemma/ Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:25:08 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=768 Webster clause' of FIFA's transfer regulations he can now buy himself out of his contract and move elsewhere. Given the fact he was in Milan having ice-cream and that Inter really want him for next season who knows what might happen. Arsene Wenger has called the clause 'very detrimental' to Arsenal and there are genuine fears that the whole transfer market will change radically in the years ahead. The boss says:
    For a club like ours, which is going for a youth-team policy, this rule is very detrimental. We educate them and then they could leave at some stage when they get mature. This rule is not good and we live in a world where it is also an incitement to inflation because you are always having to look at their contracts. Stability inside the club is a big problem because that problem is a huge inflation factor.
    Having to constantly extend players contracts in order to keep that protected period means clubs having to pay more in wages and signing on fees. If another club wants a player they know they just have to cover the player's wages for the remaining years of his contract instead of negotiating a transfer fee with a club and it surely means that players are going to be tapped up more. It makes it more and more difficult for clubs to hang on to players. The boss says our potential should keep Hleb at the club, that a big move to a 'big' club doesn't guarantee trophies. Look at Beckham, 4 years with Madrid and he won nothing until the last game of his last season. We know players have left Arsenal looking for glory but few have found it. Hleb is player that divides fan opinions. I think everyone agrees that the man is technically gifted and possesses great skill on the ball. There are those that think his end product is sufficient, that he brings enough people into the game and contributes a lot to the way we play. There are those that think 11 goals in 3 seasons is just not enough for an attacking midfielder/support striker. He's currently on a 31 game scoreless streak, his last coming at Reading in November 2007, and that streak is set to extend if the FA decide to punish him for a stupid slap on Reading's Graeme Murty at the weekend. Murty's reaction is pathetic but Hleb had no need to do that, unless he fancied his holidays a bit early this summer. While Cesc leads the assist charts in the league with 18, more than any other player in the league, Hleb has 7. Now, I know we're all talking about strengthening our squad this summer but if an offer came in from Inter shouldn't we consider it if we can use that money to replace him with somebody who can score more goals and make more crucial passes? Remember as well that Hleb met with Inter Milan before our Champions League game with AC. He's the one casting doubts over his own future. I suppose it's something for the manager to consider, I think ideally you'd keep him but bring in somebody that would give him real competition for his place. Is it any coincidence that his best form this season came when he was playing knowing that his position just off the striker was not permanent? Anyway, the debate will rage about Hleb, no doubt, but the reality of his situation is such that we would be foolish not to consider an offer for him in the summer, in my opinion. With Italian clubs also chasing Adebayor (again according to the big man's agent) William Gallas thinks it's vital that the squad sticks together. I agree with that but there rather too many question marks over players futures at the moment and I suspect this summer is going to be the mentalist in terms of transfer news that we'll ever have seen. The Daily Mail suggests that Lukasz Fabianski will keep goal for us in the final games of the season, the manager wants to blood the young Pole in the league ahead of next season where he'll become Almunia's number 2 (har har). I can't see that it's a bad idea to be honest. The boss also talks about Theo Walcott and how he's got a good chance of starting the remaining games. He called his display against Reading his 'most complete' game for the club and I'd go along with that. Arsenal reserves beat West Ham reserves 2-0 last night and everybody is drooling over the performance of young Jack Wilshere. He scored one and made one and there were comparisons being made with Dennis Bergkamp and Liam Brady. I didn't see any of it myself but this is obviously a young man we need to keep an eye out for without going too overboard and expecting the world from him straight away - he is just 16.! Hopefully someone can find some highlights during the day. And that's about that for today. Champions League semis tonight - Mugsmashers v Cunts. I might have a look, I suppose. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    It's the final countdown http://arseblog.net/2008/04/23/its-the-final-countdown/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:33:01 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=769 the FA have charged Alex Hleb with violent conduct for his slap on Reading's Graeme Murty. I don't think Arsenal will appeal and on Thursday Hleb will be banned for 3 games, effectively ending his season. I suppose the man who has just one more league goal than Philippe Senderos and one less than William Gallas this season will have more time to decide what his favourite ice-cream flavour is. As you might notice on the left hand side of the site now there's the 'Flamini Contract Countdown'. Arsene Wenger gave him until the end of the month to sign a new deal and the more time goes on the less and less confident I am that he'll sign it. With reports of Juventus offering a £60,000 a week deal I don't think I'd be putting too much money on Flamini staying at this stage. Juve's reps are in London today, can someone take Matty to Alton Towers or something? Personally I don't think this is a money thing at all. Juventus claim Flamini was a fan of the Turin giants as a kid and that would obviously be a big draw. Imagine if you were a professional footballer playing elsewhere, coming to the end of your contract and Arsenal were moving to sign you. Some might suggest that £60,000 is too much for Flamini but that's around £12m over 4 years. A decent signing is going to cost a transfer fee, a signing on fee and comparable wages so from an economic point of view Arsenal will be doing what they can to keep him. I just think he fancies a move - however, I would be very, very happy if he decided to stay. Gunnerblog throws forward the name of Gareth Barry as a possible replacement. Decent shout but he's a bit too English for us. And I mean that only in terms of his transfer fee. Villa would be looking for a lot more than you could get a similarly talented foreigner for. Theo Walcott says he's fallen short of his targets for this season. Perhaps it's taken more time than he would have liked to push himself up the pecking order but there's no question this has been a season of progress for the young man. He's scored 5 goals this season but he announced himself in the Liverpool 1/4 final - producing the kind of football that tells the world to watch out. With Hleb likely to be absent and Diaby injured again during the reserves games he's probably going to start the remaining games of the season, let's hope he can make the most of those starts. You can see how much more confident and assured he is and I expect him to take that into next season and be even better again. Palermo say we haven't made a bit for Maurizio Zamparini, whose surname sounds like a zesty cocktail of some kind. 'I'll have a lime Zamparini, por favorrrrr!'. I'm trying very hard to care one way or the other but I just can't. Update: Andy in the arses points out Zamparini is the Palermo president. The player is Amauri. Still not caring too much. Although a lime Zamparini sure sounds good right about now. More Champions League tonight. Can you believe Risse? What an utter vegetable he is. The reason the game is called 'football' is because we have feet to kick to the fucking ball with. Trying to head a cross that was barely two feet off the ground was just stupid. Tonight it's Megacunts v Barcelona. I note they've been writing Thierry Henry's obituary in nearly every paper you read - hopefully his pride (if he has any left) will be stung and his goals will knock United out. Should be an interesting match though. I'm not sure United have faced a team with an attacking threat like Barcelona have. They may be in a mess at the moment but Messi, Bojan, Eto'o and Henry all have goals in them. If I were still living there I'd make sure Ronaldo got some dodgy tapas. Or a poison sandwich, just to be sure. Right, till tomorrow.]]> 770 2008-04-23 07:33:01 2008-04-23 07:33:01 closed open its-the-final-countdown publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock Wenger on transfers + Why Gallas shouldn't be captain next season http://arseblog.net/2008/04/24/wenger-on-transfers-why-gallas-shouldnt-be-captain-next-season/ Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:41:26 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=770 Alex Hleb admitted his charge of violent conduct and now misses the final three games of the season. A chance for someone else to shine, perhaps. While second is still a remote possibility there's no chance of us finishing outside the Champions League places, so maybe we might see a little promotion of youth for the run in. With the boss set to blood Fabianski in goal what's to say he won't give players like Barazite or Nordtveit a game here and there (the latter hoping he can be the man to solve Arsenal defensive problems next season, the majority, with the greatest of respect to the lad, hoping we're not reliant on a 17 year old). The boss has laid out his transfer plans for the summer. The main target is to keep everyone together and then add to the squad. So when some of them leave it kind of puts those plans up in the air, doesn't it? We know who the players in doubt are, we've spoken about them enough. The manager was prickly at suggestions he doesn't know what he's doing, can't blame him for that. I think he knows exactly what he's doing - whether what he's doing is 100% correct is the question. Speaking of transfer targets though the boss said:
    Who we will buy in the summer is not decided yet, but I have players in mind. We have lists which we keep up to date, player number one, two, three or four in the positions were we look for - and you go of course for the number one. There is money there but not as much as I read in the newspapers.
    So talk of a £70m warchest is fairly ludicrous. And the idea of Arsene Wenger actually spending £70m if he had it even more so. Anyway, I think it's too early to start talking about the summer and the transfer market, we really do have to see what's what with the likes of Flamini, Hleb, Gilberto and co before we can make any sensible analysis of our needs. Kolo Toure says Arsenal weren't calm enough to win the league this season and that we lost our minds a bit. None more so than captain William Gallas after the Birmingham game. According to Kolo:
    I think he has been really good for us for us at the start of the season. And then after this Birmingham game he made a mistake, he knows that, and we all tried to bring him back to the team and he came back to the team well. But when you make a mistake it is difficult after that and I think it is not only that, we can think it was a really important part of our season.
    Interesting choice of words those. He was good 'at the start of the season', 'we all tried to bring him back to the team', 'it was a really important part of our season'. Fact is when the chips were down so was Gallas. I think our poor run of form had nothing to do with the FA Cup game at United but coincided with the captain of the football club's histrionics and selfishness at Birmingham. How can a group of players look at their captain storm off, refuse to help defend a penalty then sit on the pitch and blub like a baby and not be affected by it? I know there were strange circumstances at the time, but every player had witnessed Eduardo's injury, every player felt for Bacary Sagna after his tragic loss, every player knew it wasn't a penalty against Clichy, only one player threw a hissy-fit and made himself and Arsenal look like idiots. It's times like that you need your leaders to stand up and be counted, to rouse their troops, to gee everyone up, get things going on. It's telling that Toure talks about them having to try and bring Gallas back. I can't imagine Tony Adams sitting on a football pitch crying in similar circumstances, I can't imagine Patrick Vieira refusing to defend a penalty. I don't think Gallas is any kind of leader. I can fully accept that Gallas did good things for us this season. He led the team well in the first half, at least, but then this was a team with momentum, without pressure, playing really well and with lots of belief and confidence. The measure of your captain though comes when things turn, when times are hard and players need someone to lead them into battle. We needed Gallas to do that after the Birmingham game, instead he sat down and cried. For a young and relatively inexperienced side that's hardly inspirational, is it? Is then any surprise that results suffered after this? The players appeared shellshocked post-Birmingham. I'm sure seeing a teammate so badly injured was part of it but I'm also sure seeing the captain of the club throw a tantrum like that had an effect too. There were stories after the game that senior players (Gilberto, Flamini and Adebayor) had confronted Gallas about his behaviour, dressing room strife, losing respect for your captain, these are things that can upset the fine balance in a team. So for me that's why the Gallas experiment has failed. He had a chance to prove himself as a captain, he failed to take it. It affected the team badly at a crucial point of the season and it affected him as a player too, his form dipping along with the team's. Let someone else do it next season and let Gallas concentrate on playing football - something he is very good at, let's not forget. Tomas Rosicky talks about his injury. Apparently it's getting slightly better but I know that there are still serious concerns over him and his ability to recover. That's just about it. I'm off to neck some more painkillers, stupid ears. I bet Vincent van Gogh never got earaches. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Find out what it means to me + Arsecast 73 http://arseblog.net/2008/04/25/find-out-what-it-means-to-me-arsecast-73/ Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:33:55 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=771 Aretha van Persie who says Arsenal may not have won trophies but have won respect. He says:
    People want to come and see us at the highest level because we can play fantastic football, and that is a big step for us because last year everyone was quite sceptical. So that is the trophy we have won this year - respect and lots of it.
    And the winner of the FA Premier League respect trophy goes to ...barf. Sorry, it's nice that people appreciate our football but they'd appreciate it more if we had some silverware to show for it. To be fair to Robin that point is not lost. He goes on to say:
    We just have to make the last step, to win trophies because for the last three years we haven't won anything and that's disappointing.
    Yes indeed it is disappointing, and while I've enjoyed the football we've played this season you don't get anything for looking good, unless you're Miss World and in the swimsuit competition. And frankly the idea of Kolo Toure in a bikini frightens me a bit. Speaking of Kolo he says he wants to stay at Arsenal for life and would be honoured to be captain. I think Kolo could do a job as captain and while I think he'd be the first to admit his season hasn't been quite up to his own high standards I think every footballer goes through a sticky period from time to time. He's been consistently good for us for a long time, there's no reason to think he can't be that good again. Injury news ahead of Derby sees Abou Diaby is Rosickyed again, Hleb (who Inter have formally declared their interest in sits out due to suspension) and Tomas Rosicky is Tomas Rosicky. With Sagna and Flamini also out and the boss suggesting he might rest players heading for Euro2008 we may see some interesting squad selections in the final games of the season. Slaven Bilic, Croatian coach, suggests Nico Kranjcar would be an ideal signing for Arsene Wenger. I like him, I have to say, he's a very clever footballer and at 23 years of age has plenty of experience in the Premier League and at international level. There might be those who suggest he's a bit lightweight but then so was Robert Pires when he arrived. Not that I'm suggesting Kranjcar is as good as Pires but physique is something that can be worked on. Thierry Henry says Arsenal are in his heart (and not just his wallet, har har). The only way to prove that is to score a hat-trick at Old Trafford next week. That's it. No other way. Right, that's about it. Arsecast time. Arsecasts In this week's Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I have an earache, I chat to the man from East Lower, Eboue is there, the Man in the Bar has a player history and I explain why I hate bees, the cunts. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here . To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3 ). You can find the arsecast archives here . And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode73.mp3] Ok, time for a breakfast of money tasting coffee, antibiotics, painkillers and perhaps some cornflakes. Mmmmm, delicious.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/04/26/saturday-round-up-21/ Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:13:54 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=772 Hleb: Arsene Wenger was very, very angry when talking about Hleb and Inter Milan, threatening to go to FIFA if clubs spoke about wanting Arsenal players in the the future. Inter coach Roberto Mancini has denied saying anything at all about Hleb but with the ice-cream situation, Hleb's agent talking about a move and all the speculation you do get the feeling Hleb is hardly whiter than white in this situation. Rumours last night that Hleb was leaving, a fee had been agreed and that Hleb was going to rent out his house added fuel to the fire but we should remember the source of this rumour was the same one that said Harry Kewell was going to sign and that we'd sold Sol Campbell to a Turkish club for £10m. That's not to say Hleb won't leave but it'd be prudent to take that one with a pinch of salt. The manager's anger at Inter Milan though makes me believe there's more than just speculation regarding Hleb and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he left. Flamini: On Flamini the manager said:
    I believe he wants to stay and we want him to stay. We have made him an offer, if it's not good enough we will know soon. I respect our wages structure. We do not play - a little bit more, a little bit more. We have made an offer. We think it is decent and that is it.
    The ball is well and truly in Flamini's court, as it has been for some time and that's what makes me pessimistic about him staying. Reports in Italy say he's snubbed Juventus and agreed to join Milan but then reports in Italy could say the sky is blue and the grass is green and you'd still not quite believe it. With Gael Clichy saying it would be a big blow to lose Flamini and the simple fact that he's had lots and lots of time to make a decision about his future without committing to Arsenal it would be a surprise to me if he decided to stay. A nice surprise but a surprise nonetheless. So we have one midfielder who has been absolutely fantastic this season and one experienced midfielder of undoubted skill but little end product on the point of leaving the club. As I said on yesterday's Arsecast if I could choose it'd be Flamini every time. I think it's easier to replace Hleb with a player who can offer more in terms of goals and assists than Flamini whose energy and workrate isn't easy to find in most central midfielders. To be honest I think now is the right time for Hleb to go, both for him and for us. I think the opposite in the Flamini case. The other worrying thing is that both these players are friends off the pitch, along with Cesc, Rosicky and others. There's a lot to be said for playing with guys that you like away from the Saturday grind as well. You'll go that extra mile, run those extra yards etc. We keep hearing the manager saying his first priority is keeping this squad together. I've read press speculation in the last few days about Gilberto and Senderos too. Whatever happens we cannot lose 4 players of that experience, who add depth to our squad like that. The manager seems to have his work cut out for him. Anyway, we'll see what happens. Ahead of the Derby game there's the news that Bacary Sagna won't play again this season after his injury against Chelsea. It's a shame but he's been a big success this season and I'm looking forward to seeing him continue where he left off when the new season begins. Who plays in goal on Monday night is still to be decided but the boss wants to take a look at Lukasz Fabianksi and I'm curious to see him in a league game too. I liked the look of him in the Carling Cup games I saw him in. In other news William Gallas says Arsenal's slump is not his fault and that him being a big baby at Birmingham had nothing to do with it. I respectfully disagree. Thierry Henry coming back? Arsene Wenger says you can never say never but I can't see it happening. Tony Adams is out of contract with Portsmouth in the summer, he's currently number 2 to Harry Redknapp. He's thinking about his future and hinting that he might be able to offer something to Arsenal in terms of defensive coaching. He says:
    I just feel that people don’t realise that the best back four win the league. We’ve kept more clean sheets at Portsmouth than Arsenal have, but I’m not going to question the great man. I love the club, it was part of my life for so many years and if anyone at Arsenal wants to invite me back, I’m willing to give it a shot. I’m fully prepared and willing to do what I have to do.
    There was a time when Martin Keown was doing some coaching work at Arsenal, defensive coaching work. It coincided with a back four of Eboue - Kolo - Senderos - Flamini setting a new Champions League record for games/time without conceding a goal. I suspect most people nowadays would poo themselves if we sent out that back four to play Real Madrid or Juventus. Could Tony Adams bring something to the club? No question. Does our defence need sorting out? Absolutely. Could players like Sagna, Senderos, Toure, even Gallas, learn from one of the best defenders Arsenal and England has ever produced? You're damn right they could. His point about the back four is a good one. For a couple of seasons now we've looked capable of conceding at any time, our central defensive partnership (Kolo and Gallas) is wrong and to have somebody with the mentality and attitude of Tony Adams at the club would be incredible. While some players think sitting and crying and throwing tantrums has nothing to do with how a club performs somebody like Tony Adams in the dressing room would be rousing those players, not letting them feel sorry for themselves. It's hard to argue that we need that kind of spirit at times. Bring him back. Finally, Sp*rs have signed long-time Arsenal target Luka Modric. A fee of over £20m has been agreed and before anyone asks 'Where do Sp*rs get that kind of money?' the answer is that it will come from the sale of Berbatov in the summer. As for Modric, he's now officially a cunt. Next. Right, that's it. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/04/27/sunday-round-up-24/ Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:43:51 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=773 Arsene Wenger has urged Mathieu Flamini to stay at Arsenal and not just follow the money. He says:
    Flamini can earn more somewhere else that is for sure because it would be a free transfer - but how much is he ready to sacrifice to stay here? There is something in this team which is stronger than a few bucks here and there.
    Unfortunately while Arsenal have made Flamini a very, very good offer the fact that he can leave on a Bosman means other clubs can offer much more. Much, much more. And Arsenal can't match those offers. The precedent it would set would be potentially ruinous. Other players would see Flamini being paid that amount of money and demand the same or at least an increase on their own deals. You then find yourself with the kind of wage bill that would bankrupt a club, it's an impossible situation. And as much as I want Flamini to stay we have to acknowledge that he has really only become a vital part of the team this season. We were willing to let him go last summer and I don't think anybody would have shed too many tears. He's always been a solid, dependable squad member but you can't pay him superstar wages after just one great season. Sadly superstar wages are on offer elsewhere and if you step back and think about from Flamini's point of view it'd be very hard to turn that down if that kind of deal was on the table. I know there's more to life to than money and that we'd all be quite content with £50,000 a week from Arsenal but I suppose a footballer's outlook is different. It's a short career, one that can be ended with one bad tackle, and when you see an opportunity to earn a lot without sacrificing anything in terms of the standard of football you're playing then I think most of us would make the decision I think Flamini is going to make. Chairman MC PHW has spoken again about transfers and assured fans that Arsene will always be given the money he asks for when it comes to bringing new players to the club. I suppose we're due for a summer of bullshit from people who would happily sell out the traditions of the club for a few star signings. With Fat & Orange still lurking like bottom feeders the Chairman reckons it would be a 'disaster' if the club fell into their hands. He says of Usmanov and his clementine Henchman:
    He is still circling around, aided and abetted by other parties who are trying to justify their existence with ridiculous statements like, 'You need a multimillionaire to succeed'.
    When you consider the way the transfer market is about to go the need for millions and millions on transfer fees is greatly reduced. The Webster Clause means clubs can take players they want for just the price of a couple of years wages instead of a massive transfer fee. Perhaps we might fall victim to this clause but there's no reason why we can't exploit it for ourselves. Plus we just can't forget that Usmanov is a fat, Man United supporting cunt and Dein is the man who loves Arsenal so very much that he sold his shares to a fat, Man United supporting cunt. They are Phil Collins and Michael Bolton, Didier Drogba and Cristiano Ronaldo, Poo and Vomit, Cancer and Stroke. Cunts. Fuck off away from our football club. Alexander Hleb, who could potentially use the Webster clause to leave Arsenal, talks to the Times and explains why he chooses to pass instead of shooting. It's all down to an old coach who said 'pass, pass, pass' all the time. Do you suppose Hleb finds himself in front of goal then, like Luke Skywalker in his fighter, zooming through the trenches of the Death Star, he hears a voice? "Don't shoot, Alex. Although there's nobody in front of you and the goal is at your mercy, pass. Pass the ball. And something about the force too, you know yourself." The People says Arsenal are keeping tabs on Gareth Barry, which is probably just because Gunnerblog wrote a piece about how Barry might be an ideal replacement for Flamini. Funnily enough I was thinking about potential replacements the other day and a former Villa man came to mind - Thomas Hitzelsperger. He always reminded me of a more athletic Petit, he's currently playing for Stuttgart, he's an established international and with Premier League experience. Just a thought anyway. So that's about it. Tomorrow night's game at Derby is a must win as Chelsea have kept the title race open. We can move to within 4 points if we win, it's mathematically still on but still very, very unlikely. United could be cracking though, squeaky bum time indeed, and with their players kicking stewards and scrapping with Chelsea ground staff it looks like they're beginning to feel the pressure. We just need to win our last three, hope that Chelsea and United somehow lose theirs and sweep to the most unlikely of titles. And then I woke up but fuck it, it's worth thinking about. Right, more tomorrow, have a good Sunday.]]>
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    Well done, Cesc + Clichy - Flam to Milan (?) and Derby http://arseblog.net/2008/04/28/well-done-cesc-clichy-flam-to-milan-and-derby/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:23:04 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=774 PFA Young Player of the Year last night. He says:
    I'm very proud. It's a very prestigious trophy. Football is a collective game and you prefer to win trophies with team-mates but it's always nice to have this type of award. I dedicate it to my team-mates because without them I would not have won.
    Well done, Cesc. Cristiano Ronaldo expectedly picked up the Senior award (although he voted for that useless shitkicker Adebayor, what is he thinking?) and there were four Arsenal players named in the team of the season. Full backs Clichy and Sagna, Cesc in midfield and Adebayor up front. Speaking of Gael Clichy the manager has been full of praise for him after what was a very good season. There were doubts about his fitness but he's lasted the pace and shown incredible fitness and desire in every game we've played. I think we'll see an even better Gael Clichy next season. The player himself speaks about William Gallas and says he forgives him for his behaviour at Birmingham. It sounds odd though, doesn't it? Players having to make excuses for and forgive their captain. The Independent is reporting that Mathieu Flamini has agreed to join AC Milan while repeating what we already know about Alexander Hleb. I really don't have anything more to say about either of them until we know something more concrete. It's Derby tonight and Paul Jewell says he'd like some of our youngsters on loan. He might get to see a couple of them tonight. Lukasz Fabianski is set to start in goal and without Rosicky, Hleb, Flamini, Eduardo and Sagna, and the boss suggesting he might rest some players for good measure it could be an interesting team. I suspect, however, that given the events of the weekend at Stamford Bridge, Arsene might just hold off on putting out too young a team on the very off chance that something bizarre happens to either Chelsea or United. At this stage there's not much else going on so we'll leave it there. It seems like ages since we played so I'm looking forward to tonight's game. More on that and whatever else tomorrow.]]>
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    A stroll at Pride Park + Win a 1984 Arsenal shirt http://arseblog.net/2008/04/29/1/ Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:17:44 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=775 It was a game that had a real end of season feel to it. We played in second gear the whole time and got caught by a plucky Derby team who at least gave it a shot. Sitting bottom of the league after the season they've had it would have been easy for them to roll over but they didn't and credit to the Derby fans who gave the club their 6th consecutive sellout crowd at home. And not too many of them fucked off early either. Anyway, when I say we played in second gear in the first half we were in neutral most of the time. Derby started well and could have gone ahead when a shot deflected just wide of Alex Song. We didn't look that penetrative and it was a mistake at the back which saw us take the lead, van Persie feeding in Bendtner to open the scoring. Robin van Persie could have made it two but curled a shot just wide. Derby got right back into it though, Alex Song gave away a free kick on our right and William Gallas should hang his head in shame for turning his back on the ball and the player as they equalised, taking advantage of such slack defending. The equalisationalism didn't last long though. Kolo floated a ball over the top, Derby tried to play offside and failed miserably, van Persie controlled it on his chest and fired home with his right foot. Sadly, just as it looked Robin was getting back into the groove he picked up yet another injury. A thigh strain again apparently. The TV said his withdrawal was 'precautionary' but it'd be no surprise if he spent a year out injured. So for the second half Derby were faced with the man who scored a hat-trick against them at the Grove early in the season. And they didn't have to wait too long to be reminded of his quality, he tapped it at the far post after good work from Theo Walcott. This followed chances for Kolo and Bendtner and at this point we were all over them. Bendtner, who had a decent game I thought, set Theo free through the middle but his Henryesque finish went just wide. It's no exaggeration to say we might have scored four or five in that period. Typically though we conceded. William Gallas lost track of Rob Earnshaw, football's only Ferengi, and he finished smartly past Fabianski to make it 3-2. Not good defending really. We made it comfortable again just a couple of moments later. Theo Walcott controlled Gilberto's long pass beautifully, drove into the box and curled a great shot into the far corner for his 6th goal of the season. It was a great finish from a young man who is definitely giving the manager something to think about in terms of his role for next season. He just looks so much more confident and assured. The 5th came when Bendtner sent Clichy away down the left and his cross was put away first time by Adebayor and the big man's hat trick was completed in the last minute when from Cesc's pass he rounded Roy Carroll with ease and slotted home. That's 30 for the season now and to put it in perspective that's 11 more than the entire Derby team have scored all season. Hats off to Adebayor, he's had a brilliant season, something not lost on his team mates with Cesc saying:
    He makes a difference every time he plays, he's a striker who can do everything. We should feel fortunate to have him.
    Afterwards the manager was full of love for his team, saying:
    It was a typical performance from us - mobile, clean technically and we were always dangerous but as well we had moments where we lacked concentration and we were punished. I love this team and I think they have a great future.
    And it was typical from us. Some chances missed, some players going off injured, some really slack defending but Derby are just so very bad that even missing as many chances as we did you always knew we'd make more and score more. It keeps alive our very, very slim hope of the title but we need both United and Chelsea to turn Devon Loch and the odds on that must be enormous. Still, next up it's Everton for the final home game of the season and that's not going to be easy. More on that in the days ahead. The boss was asked about the futures of Flamini and Hleb and said that Hleb would stay as he had two years left on his contract but admitted that while he was hopeful Flamini would stay it was out of our hands 'unfortunately'. We'll wait and see. And that's really about it in terms of football news but it's been a little while since we had a competition so get your thinking caps on and emails at the ready. Up for grabs is this fine shirt to your right, it's the 84-86 home kits and it comes via my good old chums at Toffs. To win simply answer the following question. Who was manager of Arsenal from 1984 to 1986? Was it: a) Don Henley b) Don Howe c) Don Johnson Answers via email to toffs84@arseblog.com - you have until Thursday at which point the Random Number Generator will do its thing and select two winners. So there you go. More tomorrow.]]>
    776 2008-04-29 07:17:44 2008-04-29 07:17:44 closed open 1 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last 1549 http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/04/30/draws-cost-us-the-title-not-the-old-trafford-result/ 207.58.151.29 2008-04-30 07:42:19 2008-04-30 07:42:19 1 pingback 0 0
    Draws cost us the title, not the Old Trafford result http://arseblog.net/2008/04/30/draws-cost-us-the-title-not-the-old-trafford-result/ Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:39:05 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=776 I feel we were one game away in this championship. If we win at Old Trafford, we are champions. It's just one game, and in that game we were 1-0 up and we had two or three chances to score the second goal, so you cannot say we had a bad season. I would have to disagree with the manager there. I think it was three games that really cost us. Birmingham away, Boro home, Wigan away. Those three came as part of a sequence of four draws - the other was against Villa which, given their position in the league, you can't say is a bad result. With all due respect to those teams we should have won those games, not easily, but we should have won them. Even losing to United and Chelsea if we'd done that we'd now be sitting two points clear at the top of the table. I can see where the manager is coming from with his assertion, but even had we won at Old Trafford we'd be two points clear of United but one behind Chelsea. Emmanuel Adebayor has warned title rivals that we'll learn from this year and come back stronger next, saying:
    This season we may end up with nothing, but it will not look the same this time next year.
    That's the kind of spirit you need in the squad. I've said it before that often the pain of coming close and losing is as great a motivator as you'll get as a footballer. There's no doubt this season will have hurt this squad, their pride will be dented and I suspect they won't look back on the Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge results half as much as they will to the games at St Andrews and the JJB and the Boro game at home. Hopefully lessons will be learned. Speaking of Adebayor the boss says he scored twice as many goals as he expected him to this season. Which must be a nice surprise. He's challenged him to show a 'mark of class' by repeating it next season and frankly I'm a little worried about how people will react if he doesn't. Anyway, that's by the by. You get the feeling Arsene thought that with the sale of Henry we'd become less reliant on one player for our goals. Maybe he thought they'd be spread about more but with only Cesc really getting any from midfield and injuries to van Persie (whose removal, no, not that kind of removal, against Derby was merely precautionary) and Eduardo it meant the responsbility fell to the big man and for the most part he stepped up and took it. Eduardo's injury was the real downer, I think. He'd just settled in, got used to the pace of the English game, and with 12 goals up to that horrible day had begun to start scoring regularly. People were comparing him to Robbie Fowler and I sincerely believe that had he been fit he would have scored the goals which made the difference in the those drawn games. He might have prevented the losses against United and Chelsea too. So fuck you Martin Taylor, you big, clumsy cunt. Lukasz Fabianksi says his goal for next season is to be Arsenal's number 1. The young Pole says:
    I am not here just to be the second goalkeeper, I want to be the main goalkeeper. Manuel and Jens are fine goalkeepers and we all get on well but I will be fighting to be ahead of them.
    He's set to start the final league games of the season as the manager gets to look at him in a more pressured environment than the Carling Cup. He was ok against Derby, I thought, made a couple of good saves but he needs to be more dominant and decisive in the area. Let's see how he goes. Today is the day that Arsene Wenger put a deadline on Mathieu Flamini's new deal. There's a contract on the table from Arsenal and the manager says he still doesn't know if the player is leaving or not. I don't think you need to be a genius to work out that if he was going to sign for us he'd have done it by now. With crazy Bosman money on offer elsewhere I think it's now safe to assume that he's going. Which is a shame but there you go, we'll just have to find someone else to replace him. Right, that's about it. Don't forget the competition to win the classic 80s shirt from Toffs, the very difficult question is on yesterday's blog. You have until midnight tonight to get your entry in and the two winners will be announced tomorrow. Until then.]]>
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    A Late Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/04/30/a-late-saturday-round-up/ Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:00:24 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2460 hints at late transfers. Alonso - please. Apparently the boss has also been sticking up for Adebayor. I don't know if these are repeats of comments he's already made, or new ones, but like everyone else, I'm pretty disgusted with Adebayor's behaviour over the summer. I don't think we should be booing him, but then I don't think kissing the badge was entirely tasteful either. On to today's game against the Barcodes. Apparently Gallas and Fabregas will stay in the team having recovered from knocks midweek, but Fishface is still out injured (unless that bloke wins the Champions' League for us, against Man Utd, with a 35 yard screamer, I'm always going to hate him - sorry). Samir Nasri has got over a virus so he'll stay in the team, along with Theo (who I thought did absolutely brilliantly the other night; he looked composed, his pace is frightening, and most of all, I think he's growing up, knocking defenders off the ball). The Barcodes, on the other hand, are without Martins, Duff, and that Fat Australian Cunt. They do have Michael Owen though, the wee fuckbag, so whoever we play alongside Gallas at the back will need to put in a few ligament tearing tackles on him. God I hate him. So that's your lot. Apologies again for the late blog. Maybe you see you tomorrow if Blogger's move hasn't finished. Come on you reeeeeeeds!]]> 2460 2008-04-30 09:00:24 2008-04-30 09:00:24 open open a-late-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Adebayor's agent stirring + Keith Edelman leaving? http://arseblog.net/2008/05/01/adebayors-agent-stirring-keith-edelman-leaving/ Thu, 01 May 2008 07:19:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=777 Emmanuel Adebayor's agent is seeing dollar signs before his greedy, piggy little eyes and making the kind of non-committal, semi-threatening statements that you would expect from a greedy, little pig. He says:
    It is logical that Emmanuel is demanded. I have to meet his club when the season ends to speak about his future, but we have not received concrete offers. Today he is happy at Arsenal, he showed it on Monday. But you know football, everything goes very quickly.
    In other words, my boy has had a great season, I'm going to spend the whole of the summer trying to engineer a move to another club and then use that threat to wangle more money out of Arsenal. What horrible people they are. The world reacts with shock when we read about the horror of that Austrian man and depravity he forced his daughter to endure but if I'd heard that he was a football agent I wouldn't even have blinked. In fact I'd be thinking 'That's fairly tame considering what utter, utter cunts agents are'. Now, there's no suggestion Adebayor is agitating but his agent is certainly loose of lip. It's barely a week or two since he started talking about big Italian clubs being interested in Ade and given the uncertainty surrounding so many of our players this summer the last thing we need is a whole pile of speculation over another one. Someone shut the cunt up. Update: The club has confirmed the news, the usual platitudes are rolled out and Ken Friar will take over Edelman's position temporarily until a new man is appointed. The Sun is reporting that Arsenal will today announce the departure of Chief Executive Keith Edelman. They suggest that it will 'fan the flames of the power struggle simmering in the boardroom'. No doubt Edelman has been loyal to the current board and done a good job over the last few years so it'll be interesting to find out exactly why this has happened and what their plan is to replace him. Theo Walcott has been named in the England U21 squad and named Arsenal player of the month for April. It's a measure of how the young man has come on that he scored over 50% of the vote. His run and assist at Anfield and the goal against Derby, coming not long after he'd missed an easier chance, shows his improvement and I'm really looking forward to seeing much more of him next season. Well done, Theo. Mathieu Flamini is fit again for this weekend's game against Everton but there's still no news on his future. While the title is still mathematically a possibility we have to play our best team against Everton on Sunday and Flamini fits into that. And if it is his last home game I think, after the season he's had, he deserves a chance to say goodbye to the Arsenal fans. Lukasz Fabianski talks about his Premier League debut against Derby. The Pole will continue for the games against Everton and Sunderland. Not much else happening. Watched the Champions League semi last night and as far as I'm concerned that's the competition over and done with for me. A United v Chelsea final is such a complete and utter shitfest that I don't think I can possibly watch it. Nor do I care who wins. And I will go around with my fingers in my ears going 'la la la la la la la la' rather than find out the result. If it was a film trailer it'd be 'The Champions League final - 22 cunts and a ball'. Fuck off the lot of them. More, including Arsecast, tomorrow. Update II: Oooops, completely forgot to fire up the RNG for the Toff's competition winners. Have just done so and the two winners of that great shirt are: Robert Conway and Chris Gillman. Thanks to everyone for their entries, I'll be in touch with the winners this morning, and watch out for more competitions next week.]]>
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    More on Edelman + Arsecast 74 http://arseblog.net/2008/05/02/more-on-edelman-arsecast-74/ Fri, 02 May 2008 07:27:33 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=778 The Times reports that the board felt he had taken the club as far as he could, that Arsene Wenger wasn't particularly fond of him and that the manager might have more freedom to spend money in the transfer market without Edelman's 'penny pinching'. The Sun says Arsene wants somebody with football experience to be hired, something repeated by the Guardian who suggest that some of Arsenal's failures in the transfer market could have been avoided if somebody with better contacts in the world of football had been in place. No doubt we'll hear from Fat & Orange in the next day or two as they look to make some hay from this situation but just because Edelman has gone doesn't mean the board are in any way more vulnerable. Some might say that because Dein and Edelman were such great enemies, they really hated each other, it might be a softening on the board's stance towards F&O but this, I'm told, is not the case at all. In an interview in today's Arsecast Tim Payton from the Arsenal Supporters Trust reveals he has spoken to Danny Fiszman and explains the reasons why the time was right for Edelman to leave the club. It will certainly be interesting to see who they get to replace him, somebody who is more football focussed seems to be the type of candidate they're looking for. I suppose there'll be all kinds of speculation about how it might be but I bet it'll be someone nobody expects - a boardroom Sagna, if you like. And that wouldn't be a bad thing. Ken Friar is in temporary charge and he is more than capable. But in the long term the club needs somebody who can step things up a bit, take some of the workload off Arsene and provide that bit of wheeler-dealerness that perhaps we miss at the moment when it comes to players. More on this to come in the days and weeks ahead. Mathieu Flamini has apparently told teammates he's going to join AC Milan. I wonder if he's 100% sure of that yet. AC play city rivals Inter this Sunday and the outcome of that game promises to be significant whatever happens. If Inter win they have won the scudetto and AC will find themselves really struggling to make the Champions League if Fiorentina beat Cagliari. Would Flamini move to a club that isn't playing Champions League football? We'll see. If his move is just about football then yes he will, if it's about ambition and winning things then you have to suggest that he'd be taking a step backwards going to Milan if they're only playing UEFA Cup football. Anyway, come on Inter! Not much in the way of team news for Sunday's game yet. Flamini could be back, Robin van Persie misses out as a 'precaution', and the usual long term suspects are out. More news from Arsene's regular press conference on tomorrow's blog. Now, Arsecast time. Arsecasts It's a truly action packed Arsecast today as I speak to Tim Payton from the AST about the departure of Keith Edelman, Goonerholic talks football, the Man in the Bar is around, as is Eboue and a couple of other unexpected items. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here . To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3 ). You can find the arsecast archives here . And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode74.mp3] Right so, enjoy. Have a good bank holiday Friday, do drink too much. Till tomorrow.]]> 779 2008-05-02 07:27:33 2008-05-02 07:27:33 closed open more-on-edelman-arsecast-74 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure 1554 http://mabuggunnop.wordpress.com/2008/05/03/west-ham-geng%c3%a6lder-tjenesten-everton-preview/ 66.135.48.186 2008-05-03 18:27:07 2008-05-03 18:27:07 1 pingback 0 0 1555 http://aculturedleftfoot.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/ban-injury-ridden-players-from-euro2008-flamini-db10-edelman/ 72.233.44.27 2008-05-02 09:26:38 2008-05-02 09:26:38 1 pingback 0 0 It's all about the Benjamins http://arseblog.net/2008/05/03/its-all-about-the-benjamins/ Sat, 03 May 2008 11:22:41 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=779 couple more days to make his mind up. The boss is all like 'Ok dude, you can like stay here and play some football and get some money or you can like go elsewhere and play some football and get a million billion money and then a bonus and then some extra money and then a bit more cash and then you'll get your wages and stuff'. Frankly with the money on offer elsewhere Flamini would be as mad as a rabid badger in a box filled with Phil Collins music if he stayed with us. The wage structure would be shattered if we were to even try and match what he's been offered by other clubs and the manager says:
    Despite what people say, we have £360 million debt. So we have to respect the wages structure or we will go bust. Therefore it is not that you cannot respect the wages structure, we cannot afford not to do it.
    To put it in Lehmann's terms, if we were to match what Flamini was being offered we'd have to pay him in the region of £6m a year, AFTER TAX. At that point you have Cesc, Gallas, Clichy, Sagna, Toure, Adebayor and possibly van Persie (if he was feeling cheeky) looking for the same. Then other players, while not expecting the same kind of money, will still want a good increase on their salaries and all of a sudden you're faced with a wage bill which is larger than Gazza's bar tab. The simple fact is that even going out and buying a player, spending the money on a transfer fee and his wages over the course of his contract is the most cost efficient option. You'll have read elsewhere that Flamini has made all kinds of demands to stay at Arsenal but don't mix those up with the offers he's been made from the likes of AC Milan and Bayern Munich. If he comes to Arsenal and says 'This club has offered me this' it's not the same as saying 'I want this or else'. It's easy to say that if Flamini is focussed on football then he'd stay with Arsenal. How many of us would turn down incredible money if it was on the table in front of us? Not many, I'd wager. So while Flamini is likely to the leave the boss says he's the only one who can go and rejects the suggestion that there'll be a massive clear-out at the end of the season. Reading around you'd think we were going to sell the whole lot of them which would obviously be quite mad. Doubts remain though over the futures of Gilberto, who may want to go elsewhere and play more football, and Alexander Hleb. Arsene says he's going to report Inter to FIFA over Hleb, saying:
    I will of course do it, with Inter Milan especially. I now know more about what happened over there. I will keep the information for those who need to know it. I don’t want to speak much more on that but it is unfair what happened.
    And I'm sure he's well within his rights to do it but he also needs to look inwards a bit. Whatever happened, and I'm sure it was more than Hleb getting a flake in his 99, the player himself was a large part of it. He was the one who went to meet them, so we can gauge his commitment to Arsenal on that. My view is that if a significant offer comes in then we should take it without question. Hleb only has two years left on his contract and can do a Webster if he so desires, perhaps the man who doesn't have the balls to shoot will surprise us with his bravery when it comes to buying out his contract. Arsene also called the departure of Keith Edelman a 'surprise' and says that the new man doesn't necessarily have to be a football man. I think it's clear the club are looking at somebody who is more football savvy though. The contracts and player purchase side of things should not be damaged at all with Ken Friar in charge. He's a man of vast experience and a canny negotiator. There should be no worries in that regard. The father of Portsmouth's Nico Krancjar has confirmed that Arsene is interested in him, saying:
    Wenger likes players with a sense of the game. Arsenal plays creative football and Wenger recognises this in Niko and he would be a logical replacement for Hleb.
    I like Kranjcar, I have to say. I think he's the kind of player who could bloom at Arsenal but it's obviously all speculative at the moment. Manchester United kick off against West Ham shortly and a win for them would end our very outside, slim, unrealistic chance of the title. I don't know whether to watch or not. I might. But then given the way my very head in pounding it might be a bad idea. Come on West Ham, you cunts. Do it. And then Newcastle on Monday night. Come on. What a final day it would be. Right, I have sausages, bacon, eggs, white and black pudding, fried tomato, toast and orange juice calling me. Who am I to resist? Update: If you fancy a pint and the Everton game tomorrow in Dublin, upstairs in O'Neills in Suffolk Street is where some of us will be.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/05/04/sunday-round-up-25/ Sun, 04 May 2008 09:04:40 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=780 Mathieu Flamini has signed a 4 year deal with AC Milan. Of course we'll wait for official confirmation on that but you wouldn't put much money on him staying now. He's been a great player for us this season and I think we'll miss him but it'll be interesting to see how the boss replaces him. There's no other player at the club with similar qualities so a transfer move is on the cards. And while I wish Flamini well at his new club (except when he plays us) there's just a little part of me that hopes Inter cream AC in the Milan derby today and the Flamster finds himself playing Everton in next season's UEFA Cup. Petty, I know, but still! The Times runs a piece about the search for the new Managing Director. There are some interesting names in there. Birmingham's Karren Brady, Premier League Chief Exec Richard Scudamore (booooooo!) and even Michael Grade, ITV and former Channel4 boss. I think this is something the club will want to sort out sooner rather than later with what looks like a busy summer ahead of us. Theo Walcott talks to the Sunday Mirror and says he wants to start more games while the Observer reports that Bacary Sagna is to be offered a new deal. The Daily Mail has a report, based in figures from the AST, about our transfer budget this summer. They reckon the manager has around £25m to spend but some of that money is/was earmarked for the renewal of Flamini's contract and a new deal for Hleb. With Flamini on his way we need to prioritise and frankly giving Hleb more money seems foolish to me. The AST are meeting with Arsene and Ken Friar in the week ahead and hopefully we'll get some info from them to pass on to you here on the blog or the Arsecast. The manager talks about his transfer policy and in the cold light of day the fact is the team has made an improvement this season. As we go into the final home game of the season that's not something that should be overlooked. Hopefully the lads can respond and put on a good show today. The fans deserve it, the players deserve it and everyone who has worked so hard this season deserves it. Wasn't it a final home game of the season some years ago when we stuck 6 or 7 past Everton? Same again please. Right, that'll do. See some of you later for a pint, talk to the rest of you tomorrow.]]> 781 2008-05-04 09:04:40 2008-05-04 09:04:40 closed open sunday-round-up-25 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last Goodbye to Jens and the Flamster http://arseblog.net/2008/05/05/goodbye-to-jens-and-the-flamster/ Mon, 05 May 2008 08:04:42 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=781 There really isn't a great deal to say about yesterday's game. I'm thankful I was watching it in a pub with other Arsebloggers yesterday because it was a snoozefest and a half. A real end of season game and even though Everton had something to play for the lack of ambition they showed meant they deserved exactly what they got. Which was nothing. The goal came when substitute Armand Traore whipped in a good cross and Nicklas Bendtner, who had started the move, arrived with perfect timing to power home a header. That's 9 goals in total for the young Dane and while his game still needs work and he can improve a lot of his play, that's an impressive return for somebody who played very much a cameo role this season. When you look at how Aliadiere fared in similar circumstances it's easy to see the difference. The Dane has more goals in one season than the Frenchman in his entire Arsenal career. There's not much else to talk about really. Alex Song did well at centre-half again and there was a nice touch from Arsene Wenger who brought on Jens Lehmann to give him a chance to say a real goodbye to the fans. And that's the most memorable thing about yesterday, the fact that we're losing two of our players. Goodbye to Jens Lehmann and Mathieu Flamini Jens has found it hard this season after being dropped. Some of his comments were rather impolitic and I was critical of him for that but I'm going to miss the mad old cunt. What he achieved with the club shouldn't be forgotten. He had the unenviable task of replacing a true legend in David Seaman and he was ever present in the team that went unbeaten for an entire league season. I remember at the Champions League final in Paris seeing him after the game walking to one of the family/sponsor areas and I don't think I've ever seen anyone look as gutted in my entire life. After the heroics of the semi-final against Villarreal it was heartbreaking. He'll go and play for Germany in Euro2008 and then make a decision on his future - so for now it's thanks Jens and good luck, you toe-stamping, Drogba pushing, ref baiting, Gallas shouting, top save making loon. Extra: Sky Sports interview with Jens. Mathieu Flamini appears to have flown to Italy to sign a 4 year deal with AC Milan (who kept their Champions League hopes alive with a 2-1 win over Inter and saw nearest rivals for 4th place Fiorentina lose - boooo!). Whatever way you want to look at it, AC Milan is a massive club with huge pedigree. The chance to join a club like that doesn't come along for too many players and when you factor in the kind of money he was being offered it's understandable that he's gone. Disappointing too but we have to be realistic about it. Go back 12 months and how many people would have been up in arms if Flamini had gone to Birmingham (like the rumours suggested) and how many would have sanctioned a wage deal of £55,000 a week for him? I suppose in the modern game all you can really ask of your players is that they give you 100% every time they go on the pitch and that they respect their contracts. Flamini did that on both counts. He was a trojan worker and all he did was take play the game by its rules when it came to his new contract. It's a shame he's leaving, I think we had the perfect combination with him and Cesc in midfield (something the manager needs to replicate for next season), but there you go. Good luck to him but life goes on and the Arsenal will, like the Dude, abide. By his own admission the manager needs to sit down with Gilberto regarding his future and with Hleb potentially about to do a Webster it could be a busy few weeks ahead. More of the manager's thoughts about yesterday, Flamini, Jens and Bendtner, here. It's a bank holiday here so it's a short one today. The sun is shining, there's a game of five-a-side later on and I'm going to spend the day chilling out. More tomorrow.]]> 782 2008-05-05 08:04:42 2008-05-05 08:04:42 closed open goodbye-to-jens-and-the-flamster publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last Wanted: new midfield, por favor http://arseblog.net/2008/05/06/wanted-new-midfield-por-favor/ Tue, 06 May 2008 07:48:22 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=782 Mathieu Flamini's move to Milan was confirmed yesterday. That's not important any more though. What is important is how the manager replaces him. What Flamimi did this season was allow Cesc to flourish in a more attacking role and I think it's vital that whoever comes in has to be able to do that as well. I don't see anyone at the club who can perform that role in the way that Flamini did so you'd have to think the manager will be looking elsewhere to find that kind of player. It is way to early to start the speculation about who that might be. We have the whole summer ahead of us to build up names then get disappointed when we sign somebody else. What is interesting is that some newspapers are reporting Flamini has left for a £50,000 a week deal at Milan, leaving some fans to question why Arsenal couldn't match that kind of money. Remember that Flamini left on a Bosman so the deal he did with Milan is worth a lot more than £50,000 a week. It strikes me that there's a bit of shit stirring going on here, perhaps from those it would suit if Arsenal were seen to have 'no money' and some friendly journalists to help spread the 'crisis' stories. Be very clear, Arsenal may have a wage structure but it doesn't mean players don't get a paid a lot of money. Even with the arrival of Chelsea and their obscene money I doubt there was a better paid Premiership player than Thierry Henry. The Times, one of those papers, also reports that Alexander Hleb has apparently confided in teammates that he and his representatives have concluded a 4 year deal with Inter Milan. He's apparently frustrated at Arsenal's lack of silverware, which is quite ironic because I'm frustrated with Hleb's inability to do anything to help us win silverware. It seems likely that he's going to invoke the Webster clause to buy out his contract and frankly I couldn't care less. If he goes, even if we were to replace him with a cheap hacker from the Championship, the chances are that player could manage more than the pathetic 3 league goal return we got from Hleb this season, and his even more pathetic 11 goals in 3 years at the club. Say what you want about his quick feet and unbelievable skill on the ball, his end product just isn't good enough. He's obviously not committed to the team, let him go if he wants. The Independent runs the same story. With doubts over Gilberto's future as well we could start the season having lost 4 midfield players. Flamini, Hleb, Gilberto and Diarra whose departure is likely to cause much debate over the summer. Why did the manager let him go when Flamini's future was still up in the air? I really don't know the answer to that but you have to imagine the circumstances where any manager would sell a player they'd just bought a couple of months earlier were nothing short of extraordinary. Diarra's behaviour forced the issue, complaining about lack of first team football just weeks after joining, and his apparent refusal to play in the FA Cup was the final straw. A decent player but absolutely lacking in the kind of character you need at the highest level. He failed at Chelsea, he failed at Arsenal, with the greatest of respect perhaps he's found his level at Portsmouth. Anyway, it certainly promises to be an interesting summer ahead but we still have one game left to play this season. We know that 2nd place is now out of the question after Chelsea's win over Newcastle but the aim has got to be the 83 points and to keep the momentum going. Don't forget the 49 game unbeaten run came off the back of an intense disappointment, similar to this season. We lost the title at home to Leeds, of all fucking people, with that big fat Viducunt scoring a late winner. Now, I'm not suggesting we're going to do similar next season but let's not lose sight of the fact that this isn't the first disappointment we've ever suffered and it won't be the last. Jens Lehmann says the goodbye he got at the end of the Everton game will always stay in his heart. The German says:
    I had one or two tears in my eyes. It was a great farewell for me. This farewell will always stay in my heart. There are more memories than only just playing, there is the reception of the supporters. The respectful kindness of the supporters.
    Cheerio, Jens and in the Mirror he suggests that players will come and go this summer, hopefully to make Arsenal successful. Congratulations to the Arsenal Ladies who won the FA Cup yesterday to add to their league triumph. Silverware! Arsenal silverware! Finally for today if you fancy going along to the Cesc Fabregas TV show I've got two pairs of tickets to give away. No doubt you'll have already seen some of the clips, including one where Cesc gets set on fire and does some ball juggling (is it just me or is that really not the kind of thing you want to see your best player doing?!), so if you want to go along to the recording, which takes place on Tuesday May 13th in London, then simply answer the following question: 'Scarface Begs' is an anagram of which Arsenal footballer's name? Answers by Wednesday night to cesctv@arseblog.com and I'll announce the winners on Thursday morning. Please be aware that you do have to be able to attend this show, the prize is the tickets only, first class air fares, hotel stays, massages, 5 course silver-service dinners and post show cocktails are NOT included. Right then, until tomorrow, Arsefans.]]>
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    Some Arsenal news and some Arseblog news http://arseblog.net/2008/05/07/some-arsenal-news-and-some-arseblog-news/ Wed, 07 May 2008 07:14:03 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=783 Arsenal Supporter's Trust met with Arsene Wenger yesterday. Points to come from these discussions are brought to you exclusively by Arseblog and are as follows:
    • On Flamini, Wenger said that Flamini had left purely because of the money on offer. He commended the Board for having done the maximum they could to make Flamini a good offer within sensible limits. Interestingly he pointed out that one of the risks of having overseas players at the club is that they are attuned to the concept of moving clubs.
    • On transfer activity. He said he was looking for a defensive player, to address the team's weakness defending route one. He said we defended as well as Manchester United and Chelsea from set pieces and open play; but not the long ball aimed down the middle and he would address this. He also said he wanted a creative player and told Ken Friar that he shouldn't plan for much of a holiday as the phone would be busy.
    • He was very clear that he did not want Hleb to leave. He said that he was sceptical that the Webster clause would be invoked. (This is probably a reference to the gentleman's agreement between clubs not to do the dirty on each other). In Wengers own words, 'we have lost one player and we do not want to lose any more'.
    Interesting stuff from the manager and my thanks to the AST for providing that info. In terms of clubs not doing the dirty on each though that's really a bit of a dream in this day and age. The manager has reacted furiously to comments about Cesc by Real Madrid president Raman Calderon. The boss says:

    I don’t want to sit there and hear Madrid come out and say they want this player and Barcelona come out and say they want that one. I never come out and say that I want a player from Real Madrid or Barcelona because of respect to these clubs.

    The rule when a player is under contract is that you first contact the club to see if a player is available. We’re not stupid enough to believe it really happens like that...That they contact agents behind our back, we understand. But that they come in a newspaper I find disrespectful.
    Unfortunately that is how the Spanish press works. With two newspapers to feed stories and unsettle players it's a major part of their transfer tactics. I'm right with the boss on this one and while some might suggest that recent comments by Arsene about Ben Arfa were somewhat injudicious there's a massive difference between saying somebody's a good player that you'd be interested in they were available and encouraging a player to tell his club he wants to leave because of the huge amounts of money he'd be offered if he did. Fuck Real Madrid. This will be the third season in a row they've tried this shit with Cesc. May they all get dodgy paella, the miserable cunts. Theo Walcott says Arsenal won't make the same mistakes next season and that the younger players will have learned from the disappointment of this, while Lukasz Fabianski says he learned a lot from Jens Lehmann. Should be fun next season when the laid-back Pole starts pretending strikers stood on his toes. Don't forget the competition to win tickets to the Cesc Fabregas TV show - details in yesterday's blog, winners announced tomorrow. Ok, so from Arsenal news we go to Arseblog news. And rather big Arseblog news at that. To give you a little bit of background, for those that don't already know, Arseblog was started on February 27th 2002 in my house in Barcelona. There was no great plan, no real design to speak of, I didn't quite know what I wanted to do but I knew I wanted to write about something that interested me and really nothing interests me like Arsenal. From very humble beginnings, I can remember being ever so excited at having my first ever +200 visitor day, it has grown over the years to what you see today. There are hundreds of thousands of comments, a forum, podcasts, columnists, competitions and, most importantly, a daily helping of Arsenal news, comment and opinion. In that time Arseblog has become a real community both online and offline. Online there are regular visitors and contributors, single debaters and mass debaters, people who agree with what I write, people who don't, people who like it, people who hate it, people with strange views about Arsenal, people with the most conservative views of the club, but the bottom line is that we all have one thing in common and that is Arsenal FC. Offline there's a tremendous group of people who go to matches together, home and away, who are genuine friends, and what brought them together was Arseblog. I made my own friends living in Barcelona via the site, we've had 5-a-side tournaments, many, many pints of beer have been drunk and good times have been had by so many people. And every season more people are becoming part of it. I have never quite been able to say how much I appreciate the generosity of people I've met through the site, for the hospitality they've shown me and my family down the years. And that doesn't even include those I haven't met who have made offers of tickets, taken time to send emails to the site, to take part on the arses or the forums and just be a part of this website. You'll know that rain or shine, hail or snow, crippling hangover, holiday, illness, rotten hangover or the most boilkiest boilk of all time there's an Arseblog there for you first thing in the morning. Once again I have to doff my cap to Tom for not only filling in but for all the technical assistance he's given the site down the years. It would be much more broken without him. So, where am I going with all this. Well, I'm sure most of you are familiar with OleOle. They've been sponsoring the Arsecast for over a year now and myself and the Mugsmasher record a weekly podcast for the site (every Thursday!). Some months back they approached me with a proposal which was both exciting and nerve wracking. After putting so much work into Arseblog for the last 6 years I needed to be sure that what they were proposing was not only the right thing for me but the right thing for my website and for the people who use the website. We talked, we drank some Guinness together, we talked some more, drank some more Guinness and in such a gentlemanly way was the agreement reached - Arseblog will become part of OleOle.com from Monday 12th May. 'Goodness', I hear you say, 'what does all this mean? Will I still get my steaming hot Arse first thing in the morning? Will it do all the same stuff it did before? Where's my mummy?' To answer those questions: The blog will continue and I will continue writing it. Rail, hail, shine, hangover, boilk and all that. Every morning you will get your Arseblog the same way you have for the last 6 years. The biggest change will be the URL - from Monday Arseblog will be available at http://arseblog.oleole.com. You can update your bookmarks then but, if you forget, the old URL will redirect right to the new place. The comments system will be the same, everyone will be free to take part in the arses exactly the way they are now. The forum will remain the same as it is now. The columns will be the same as they are now with the guest contributors and writers adding their wit and insight to Arsenal news. The site will look and feel almost exactly the way it does now. I have no idea where your mummy is. What is OleOle? OleOle has just launched a new site and not only does it look and feel like no other football site on the web it's aim is to become the biggest football site on the web. It will do that by providing great content through blogs like Arseblog but it has some outstanding features (customisable pages, history wikis, blogs and blog hosting, videos and more) that I'll go into in more detail throughout the week. If you think of Myspace for music then OleOle is going to be the football version...just bigger. To join up with OleOle at this stage was the kind of opportunity I just could not pass up. Those of you who know me, and even those of you who know of me only through the blog, will know how much Arseblog means to me. It's been a massive part of my life for the last 6 years, it's something I'm unbelievably proud of even if it did all kind of happen by accident! It's seen me through good and bad times and I have a very intense emotional attachment to it - which is odd when you consider it's 'just' a blog. I wouldn't be doing this if I thought it was wrong for Arseblog, for all of you who read and contribute to the site, or for me. What this deal does is allow Arseblog to become part of something I think has the potential to be really huge. It allows Arsenal fans to get in on the ground floor on a site which promises to be a fantastic resource and lots of fun. And it allows me to make my living doing something I really love - writing about Arsenal. Arseblog is now, essentially my full time job. How fucking cool is that? It means that I can spend more time on the site, hopefully introduce some new features over the months to come and generally be much more involved (hahaha, I can hear people say 'Oh no!). I don't want to go on too long and I'm sure there are loads of questions you might have that I haven't answered in this post. Feel free to ask them in the Arses and I'll do my best to answer throughout the day. I want to very sincerely thank every single one of you who visits and reads the site, those who arse, those who send emails, those who use whatever part of the site, for all your support and for helping to make Arseblog what it is today and what it can be in the years ahead. Cheers, 'blogger]]>
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    The sound of many gauntlets being thrown down http://arseblog.net/2008/05/08/the-sound-of-many-gauntlets-being-thrown-down/ Thu, 08 May 2008 07:27:11 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=784 The manager has challenged his team to show that they're winners by coming back stronger next season. He says:
    We were close this year but we did not win and what I expect from my team is that, if you are a winner, you say 'let's come back next year and win'. If our players are not capable of doing that and just want to walk out for bigger contracts, for me that would be the biggest disappointment. Not only to not win this year but to not be capable of coming back together.
    A nice little dig at the departed Flamini there and the gauntlet well and truly thrown down to the rest of the players. While the manager admits the Flamini situation wasn't handled as well as it might have been the fact is he was on the point of leaving last summer, a new deal had been on the table since before Christmas and the player held all the aces when it came to negotiations. Had Flamini made the breakthrough a season earlier I'm sure he'd still be our player now. Oh well. Such is life. We've seen Wenger's teams come back from intense disappointments before and he's obviously looking to replicate that. You just wonder if there isn't quite the right character with some of the players. Is new leadership on the pitch required? A fresh face in the coaching staff? We'll see. Gael Clichy is a young man who has his head well and truly screwed on. He has warned players thinking of leaving that the grass is not always greener on the other side, saying:

    No one can ever say they are leaving to win trophies because you don’t know what you are going to find when you join another team. Thierry Henry left us because maybe he wanted to win La Liga or the Champions League with Barcelona. But that is not how it worked out.

    With the squad we have at Arsenal I am sure we are going to do something great very soon. All I am saying is that if everyone at Arsenal sticks together we can achieve so much.

    We often talk about how continuity in managerial positions brings its rewards. Clubs, in England anyway, that chop and change their managers rarely win trophies. I suppose that could translate itself to the pitch as well. The longer the players stay together the better they know each other, the more of a team they become. However, there is the danger that things can go stale, that fresh faces are needed to add something to the squad as well. I'm certainly in agreement with Gael that we can't possibly allow the number of players to go that papers and fans have been speculating about, that would be ruinous, but at the same time I don't think it would be wrong to accept that some of the players in squad aren't quite first team material.

    We know that the manager wants to keep Hleb, I'd say beyond Lehmann he probably doesn't want anyone to go. The more players that leave the more players we need to bring in this summer and while we do have some promising up and comers that's not the sort of augmentation the squad needs. Experience is vital or we'll have another batch of youngsters learning the hard lessons. Emmanuel Adebayor is looking to improve for the season ahead, quashing any rumours he might on his way out. He's quite candid about the fact he's scored a lot but admits he's missed chances too. Still, at 30 goals he has every right to look back on his season with a measure of pride. However, the manager isn't going to allow him to rest on his laurels, by any means. He says:
    I believe if Adebayor keeps his work ethic, there is still 20 per cent more to come from him. Does he want it enough - to get this extra 20 per cent out? Well that is where his future lies. If you lose that desire, you quickly become a nobody. We have seen players before, when they start getting the recognition, they ease off in their team work, and very quickly they die.
    There were some suggestions that this was exactly what happened to him when he went through his fallow spell but I think that would be unfair. I think there were games when he felt the effects of playing up on his own for so long and doing so much work but the manager is dead right to spell it out the way he did. You start each season from scratch and he's got it all to do again next time around. Hard work, that effort and running he puts in, will play a huge role in how successful he is. Arsene says Jens Lehmann helped Manuel Almunia improve as a goalkeeper. I think 'help' probably isn't the right word. I'd say he gave him about as much help as you'd give a Sp*rs fan with a broken down car at the side of a country road who was about to be raped by a bear, but I take his point about the pressure to perform bringing out the best in the Spaniard. He knew that if he fucked up then Jens would be ready and waiting to take his place. What a shame we didn't have that kind of competition for places in other areas of the field this season. Spare a thought this morning for poor old Freddie Ljungberg. After less than a year at West Ham they're willing to pay him £3m to go away. It's a hard life being a footballer, eh? In seriousness though, it is sad to see a guy like Freddie, who was so excellent for us, suffer the constant injuries which have slowed him down so much. A move to Spain might just suit him. Right, finally for today the RNG has done its stuff and picked the winners for the Cesc TV show. I asked you which Arsenal player 'Scarface Begs' was an anagram of. To the people who answered 'Bacary Sagna' can I please have some of whatever you're smoking, and to the man who said 'Kanu' I am lost for words! Anyway, the two winners are Chris Athanasi and Mark Nicoll. Well done to you both, I'll drop you a mail when I have all the details about how to get your tickets. Right then, till tomorrow.]]>
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    Hleb leaving - Adebayor story looks like a plant + Arsecast 75 http://arseblog.net/2008/05/09/hleb-leaving-adebayor-story-looks-like-a-plant-arsecast-75/ Fri, 09 May 2008 07:31:50 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=785 quotes emerged from his agent which left little doubt as to his future. Nikolai Shpilevski said:

    Alex is preparing to make one of the most important moves of his life. He is leaving even though Arsenal want to offer him a new long-term contract.

    Only time will tell if it is the right decision but there’s no way back now. Everything will be settled in the next two weeks.

    Oh well, I can't say I'm really that bothered, to be honest but it's a shoddy way for Hleb to treat the manager who showed more faith in him than others might have done. It is the moral equivalent of 11 goals in 3 seasons from an attacker. How the deal goes down is going to be interesting though. It's fairly obvious that Inter are the club on his radar, we know from what Arsene said that the ice-cream was more than an ice-cream and frankly any player who goes to meet another club the night before such a huge game is a bit of a cunt when you think about it. Will he do a Webster? Will Inter try and maintain some kind of cordial relationship with Arsenal and offer a fee? That remains to be seen. What is in little doubt is that he's on his way and for all his skill and ability on the ball we're not losing a great deal of end product. Hleb always seemed to be the square peg trying to fit into the round hole - not a winger, he preferred to play behind the striker but wasn't even close to being good enough to fulfill the 'number 10' role. He can twinkle his toes out the door and go and fuck himself. I know we don't really need to be losing players this summer but next please. He is very replaceable, in my opinion. Another agent apparently stirring up trouble is Emmanuel Adebayor's. The Mail has a story which claims Adebayor is demanding £80,000 a week to stay at Arsenal but that Arsenal can't afford to pay that kind of money. Now, I can't imagine Adebayor making those kinds of demands. I just don't see it. And let's remember the Mail is the paper that ran the story about Gallas having no mates at Arsenal, spinning a story about international colleagues to make it look like he was dumping on the club. But the biggest clue that this story is a load of shit comes when you read this line:
    All that could be solved if the club were to accept the help of Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov, but chairman Peter Hill-Wood and director Danny Fiszman say no.
    You don't have to be any kind of genius at all to work out that the story has been planted by Fat & Orange. This has the dirty, spray-on tan fingerprints of Dein all over it. I mean seriously, if you're going to try and undermine the club in the press at least distance yourself from it slightly so it's not so blindingly fucking obvious that's what you're doing. Fucking pathetic, I have to say, and I hope everyone else can see this blatant piece of scaremongering shite for what it is - half-arsed, subpar PR for F&O, the fat and orange cunts. The Daily Express reports that Birmingham's Karen Brady was interviewed by Arsenal last month and thought she had done well enough to get the job as Managing Director, a job which wasn't available last month. Hmmm. Anyway, her arrest in relation to a corruption in football investigation has apparently scuppered her chances of the job and we'll be looking elsewhere. Some early team news ahead of Sunday's vital...*cough*...game against Sunderland reveals that some kids are going to get a chance. Kieran Gibbs and Mark Randall are likely to be involved in the squad and with injuries the way they are one of them may even start. More thorough team news from the boss and his press conference today. It's going to be an interesting one with the Hleb story and I'm very curious to see his reaction to this Adebayor thing. Right, Arsecast. Arsecasts In this week's OleOle sponsored Arsecast I chat with Goodplaya about Keith Edelman, Flamini, Eboue and more. There's a player history, Eboue, some more on the OleOle deal and some other bits and pieces. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here . To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3 ). You can find the arsecast archives here . And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. [audio:http://arseblog.com/podcasts/arsecast_episode75.mp3] Right, have a good Friday. More on the fallout of all this on tomorrow's blog.]]>
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    Bleeeeeeuuuuurrrrrrghh http://arseblog.net/2008/05/10/bleeeeeeuuuuurrrrrrghh/ Sat, 10 May 2008 08:16:35 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=786 Emmanuel Adebayor rubbished claims that he wanted to leave the club yesterday. He said:
    I rubbish claims that I want to leave the club. Those reports are rubbish and whoever made them up is completely rubbish and fat and orange. And rubbish.
    Can't say fairer than that, can you? The manager says there have been no new developments regarding Alexander Hleb but Hleb strikes me as the kind of bloke who wouldn't say anything to the boss himself. He'll wait until he's been given his holidays then he'll get his agent to inform the club he's leaving, the spineless cunt. So you can see where Arsene is coming from but I'd still put all the money I had on Hleb leaving this summer. Even if it meant my family went hungry. Actually, after this morning, especially if it meant my family went hungry. Meanwhile the boss says he's not willing to let anyone else go and there are 220 players who want to join us. Did he count them all? That's pretty fucking impressive. Here's an idea - get rid of some of the shite like Hleb and Eboue and the chances are that of those 220 there must at least be a couple who aren't as bad. Buy them. Hurrah, everyone's happy. Quite why he wants to keep Hleb, a player who obviously wants to leave, is a mystery to me. We got shot of Diarra because he was about as committed to Arsenal as Gazza is to not being a fucking lush, the mad cunt. And I don't want to hear any moaning about calling Gazza mad and respecting his 'mental illness'. I don't give a fuck. If he wanted me to respect his mental illness he shouldn't have scored that goal in the 91 semi-final, should he? Cunt. Wenger says it's fishing time for the agents - those scummy bottom feeders will be trying to make as much money as possible between now and August 31st. These people are parasites, they suckle their living from others, their first objective is to make money for themselves, then comes any interest they might have in the player's career. They lie, cheat and steal from clubs and their clients, they really are the most despicable bunch of cunts in the world. If you read tomorrow that Josef Fritzl was a football agent you'd say 'Oh, now it all makes sense'. Cunts. Jermaine Jenas says Sp*rs will be bigger and better than Arsenal next season. Frankly, why anyone pays the slightest bit of attention to anyone whose name rhymes with penis - and this is an important consideration when evaluating statements of bravado - (John Smith says 'Sp*rs will be bigger than Arsenal!' and I say 'Hmmm, perhaps the man has a point' but Derek Menis says 'Sp*rs will be bigger than Arsenal!' and I say 'Be off with you, scoundrel, your name rhymes with my cock!') - is quite beyond me. And talk about the boy who cried wolf. We hear this every year from Sp*rs and they still end up being the same shit-eating cunts they were the previous season. Cunts. Tomas Rosicky will miss Euro2008. In fact, I have exclusive news. Tomas Rosicky has been ruled out of life until 2019. I need a fucking breakfast roll and some coffee and the only thing I have is the coffee. I would trade you all the coffee I had for a breakfast roll now. I may have to go to Tesco. I can't drive though because I'm still about 92 over the limit. Walking is for cunts. Jesus, this is one shit morning. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/05/11/sunday-round-up-26/ Sun, 11 May 2008 09:10:56 +0000 http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=787 He says:
    I know what I want and I am very confident. I hope to turn that around in the next two or three weeks. They (fans) should be re-assured by what they see.
    He's not usually so up front when it comes to this kind of stuff so you have to imagine a certain amount of contact with clubs for players has been made. At this point the names of Ben Affleck and Niko Kranjcar are the ones most widely touted but it wouldn't be unlike the boss to bring in somebody completely different. The Sunday Mirror links us with Stuttgart striker Mario Gomez (£10m), Valencia's centre-half Raul Albiol (£7m) and Cardiff kid Aaron Ramsey, while The People links us with Atletico Madrid's 18 year old midfielder Ignacio Camacho and a move for Yaya Toure from Barcelona. Silly season has well and truly begun. Today's opposing manager, Roy Keane, admires Arsene's touch in the transfer market talking about how good he is at moving on players as well as bringing them in at the right price. He must look at the £2m he spent on Anthony Stokes and think 'You canny Wenger'. Arsene is also going to rethink his policy of loaning out young players, especially if they don't play. Kieran Gibbs, a boy who may well be involved today, went on loan to Norwich this season but hardly played. Mark Randall suffered the same kind of fate at Burnley. While I can see where the boss is coming from you have wonder is the reason they didn't play because they're not good enough or because they're not quite grown up enough for the rough and tumble of the Championship. Mathieu Flamini says he wanted to re-sign for Arsenal last July and that the pain of the title loss was a factor in his decision to move. I'm quite sure the millions of euros from AC Milan are helping to ease that pain somewhat but I'm not quite sure I buy the part about him wanting to sign last July - especially as he knew a good season could see his value increase a lot. Anyway, it's water under the bridge at this stage. And that's about it. Let's hope we can sign off the season with a good win today. Didn't we have a final day at Sunderland some years back? I think Freddie Ljungberg got a hat-trick. The same again today would be nice. Without the Freddie hat-trick of course. Finally, don't forget that from tomorrow Arseblog's URL will be changing. You can still go to 'arseblog.com' but you should update your bookmarks to 'arseblog.oleole.com', the link won't be live until tomorrow though. Until then, have a good Sunday.]]>
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    The season is over - welcome to the new Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2008/05/12/the-season-is-over-welcome-to-the-new-arseblog/ Mon, 12 May 2008 00:01:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=789 Morning all, a 1-0 win over Sunderland capped our season yesterday. Due to the fight for the title and battle to avoid relegation it was impossible to find anywhere to see our game. Instead I and the Man from East Lower had to endure a pub full of United fans being very happy. I would say we clung to each other for comfort and warmth but that would be a total lie. It was a lovely day in Dublin yesterday and we clung to each other simply because we wanted to. That's also a lie. There was no clinging. Our goal came courtesy of Theo Walcott after a lovely pass from Gilberto - clip here - while youngster Mark Randall had a goal ruled out for offside. From the brief highlights I saw on Match of the Day he can feel somewhat aggrieved at the decision. Beyond that I can't tell you very much about the game at all. What I do know is that we finished on 83 points, just 4 behind winners Manchester United, and you have to credit the players and the manager for that. It's very difficult to step back and look at it objectively, the pain of losing a title I think we should have won is still quite brutal, but you can't say we need wholesale changes when we've amassed such a points total. No doubt some things can be improved but it's not the disaster some people might suggest. You can't help but think back to that sequence against Birmingham (haha), Boro, Wigan and Villa. Wins against the first three, which we were more than capable of, would have seen us win by the league by two points, despite the defeats against United and Chelsea. And that's how close it was. A season of what might have been but one from which I hope we'll learn and come back stronger. Afterwards Arsene said:
    There was very little difference between the three teams who fought for the title. Man United finish with 87, Chelsea 85 and we finished with 83. There is disappointment. We don't fight and work as hard as we did all season to finish third. But there is hope for the future if you can make 83 points with such a young side.
    What the 'young side', which now has plenty of experience, really needs is proper strengthening this summer. Add quality to this group of players, provide competition for places, and there's no reason why this season's 83 points can't be added to. If we get more than 83 points next season we'll be champions, in my opinion. We've made a significant improvement this time around, 15 points is not inconsiderable, and at the start of the season nobody was expecting us to challenge for the title at all. We can't overlook that, hard as it is. I think had we been trailing just behind most of the season people's outlook would be slightly different, perhaps a bit more understanding - that we managed to lose a 5 point lead is what leaves the bad taste in the mouth. But fuck it, I don't want to make this a miserable post. I thought some of the football we played was fantastic to watch, and I'm not suggesting for a second that pretty football makes up for the lack of trophies, but there was a great deal to enjoy about this campaign. Cesc's early season screamers, Adebayor's emergence as a top player, the arrival of Theo, Bacary Sagna and Gael Clichy proving themselves the best full backs in the league, the win in Milan, Emmanuel Eboue ... erm ... but you know what I mean. All we can do now is get ourselves through the summer and look forward to doing battle with the forces of evil next season. And they are evil. Truly, despicably, unspeakably evil. How we combat them and with which personnel remains to be seen, but that is blog fodder for the weeks and months ahead. In other news Tomas Rosicky says he is enduring the worst time of his career. He's set to undergo surgery for the complaint that has ruled him out since January and even then there's no guarantee it's going to fix the problem. While the fact that he was injured was no real surprise the seriousness of his complaint certainly was, his dodgy hamstrings were problematic rather than career threatening. Fingers crossed he can get over this. And that's about all the Arsenal news there is. As you'll probably have gathered by now Arseblog has moved so you can update your bookmarks to http://arseblog.oleole.com Please take some time to look around the OleOle site, the Arseblog profile is here, everything else should be working as it was before, some parts have had a lick of paint (like the ANR section), but if you see anything that looks wrong or doesn't quite operate the way it used to please let me know - email to blogger @ arseblog.com Cheers to David and Denis for all their hard work in helping the move go so smoothly. I know there was some arses and forum downtime but that's inevitable when trying to shift a site the size of Arseblog. Hopefully there weren't too many withdrawal symptoms and as I said, everything should be back up and running now. So, another season over. It flew by, didn't it? There are now approximately 100 days until the first game of next season. Let the countdown begin. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Here comes the summer http://arseblog.net/2008/05/13/here-comes-the-summer/ Tue, 13 May 2008 00:01:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=791 So as the players head off for their holidays the speculation will increase about who's staying and who's going and, most of all, who's coming in. There was official confirmation from the club of Wenger's quotes about bringing in people quickly and at a meeting with fan's last night Ken Friar assured them that there was money available and Arsene will be able to roll over his transfer budget, which was in surplus remember, from last season. During the session he broke off from discussions to take a phone call from the manager and suggested that a signing was 'imminent'. Other important points from that meeting were that 92% of the Highbury Square flats have been sold and that no Director of Football position will be filled. The search for a new managing director is well under way and they're hopeful somebody will be announced soon. Thanks to Tim Payton from the AST for the info. In terms of players Gilberto says he'd love to see out his career with Arsenal and will sit down and talk with Arsene over the next little while. While I'm not sure he should be first choice I'd be happy if he stayed another season. He's a model professional and he adds depth and experience to our squad. Lille's Jean Makoun is another to add to the list of potential arrivals while the same article suggests we're going to go after Sevilla's Seydou Keita. Arsene spoke about Eduardo and revealed that physically he's expected to make a full recovery. It's the mental side of things he has to get on top of. And that is going to be the big battle, I think. It does take great strength of character to come back the same from an injury as serious as that but the Crozilian is strong in the head anyway. Fingers crossed that the physical side of things goes well and he doesn't end up like Diaby who, since his horrific injury, has been plagued by constant niggly injuries. The Sun says Jens Lehmann has taken a parting shot at Arsene Wenger by suggesting if he were a coach in Germany he'd have been fired. I'm not sure it's a parting shot, just a comment outlining the differences in the football cultures - Arsenal are looking at continuity and longevity rather than short-termism. The boss reveals that he sees Theo Walcott as a winger for next season despite his long term future lying up front. He says:
    Education-wise, it's fantastic for him to be playing in midfield first. He has to play for the team, he has to work, he has to run back, to close down and still keep his potential to go in behind defenders at the right moment.
    I really would have no problem if Theo were to start next season as first choice on the right hand side of our midfield. We saw over the final months of this season how much he improved and what he brings to the side in terms of pace, attacking threat, goals and assists - something which other players who played in that position this season did not. Another season where he matures more, gains more experience and provides some end product would be perfect for the young man. I think now that the boss needs to prove he's got faith in him by playing him more regularly as you do get the feeling that with that extra confidence Theo will theriouthly thrive. Meanwhile Man United are set to beat us to the signing of Cardiff startlet Aaron Ramsey. I know our interest in this young man is very real, so it'll be interesting to see if we try and compete. And that's about the size of it. Thanks to everyone for your feedback re: the move yesterday. Of course there are always little snags when moving a site so large and we've tried to keep on top of everything. If you do notice anything else please drop me a mail. Update: There are some issues with the RSS feed which we know about. Right then, more tomorrow.]]>
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    The secret life of Hleb http://arseblog.net/2008/05/14/the-secret-life-of-hleb/ Wed, 14 May 2008 00:01:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=793 Idyllic sun-kissed hideaways. The calm oasis. Peace, tranquility and serene surroundings, untouched by man, machine or beast. A gentle place in which to enjoy unflustered repose. These are the things that a footballer these days seeks. The modern player cares not for larger wage packets, to suggest such a thing is impertinent in the extreme. No, the main issue for the troubled playmakers of today is to ensure they have a peaceful haven in which to live their day to day lives. And so it is with Alexander Hleb. The poor chap is really struggling at the moment, God bless his quick little feet. Barely able to speak himself, so put upon is he, so bombarded with things like traffic and people and possibly clouds that come a little bit too close to him, it's his agent that has generously taken the time to let us know how much his client is suffering. He says:
    Alexander is just tired of the noisy and chaotic life in the British capital and feels like living in calmer surroundings.
    While Hleb himself, from underneath his bed, scrawled a little note which said:
    I am not a big city man, I need my retreat - that is why I am often in Germany. Stuttgart is my second home, my friends are there and it is where I feel most comfortable.
    Poor Alex. How could Arsenal have been so insensitive to his needs? And what duplicity we showed. It's quite obvious that nobody told Hleb that London was a big city before he came. We lured him with promises of restful villages where ladies with lutes played simple folk music and the players took a carriage to the stadium to play their games. Is it any wonder now that the man feels disillusioned? With a move to the tiny hamlet of Milan on the cards for little Alex his life is sure to improve - and there, underneath the gaze of the Italian press who attend training sessions and where almost every aspect of a player's life is considered public property, he can once again find that inner-Hleb, where he is peaceful and fully at home. The fucking poxy excuse making cuntmuppet. Fuck me, did you ever hear such a load of shit in all your life? Pathetic. Fuck off, Hleb and take your wankhammer of an agent with you. Patrick Vieira talks Arsenal here and says we need to splash the cash to keep the young players at the club. I see where he's coming from but Vieira is around the game long enough to know the circumstances regarding Flamini's move were not exactly normal. He says Flamini was a great player for two years, which isn't exactly true, and he says we should try and keep Hleb which makes me think Paddy is one smart fucker. He says he's been watching Arsenal a lot this season, so he knows how much difference Hleb would make to his Inter Milan side. Fuck all. Telling Arsenal to keep him just because he doesn't want him. We know your game, Vieira! Still, on transfers he says:
    I don’t believe Wenger should buy big stars because I believe the Arsenal team at the moment is fantastic. But they need one or two key players with experience to help them through the big games.
    And I don't think anyone can argue with that. The manager has called Robin van Persie 'world class, top, top class' and he's hoping the striker can get through next season without serious injury. I do like Robin, and I really rate him as a player, but that makes Arsene the lead singer of Go West. The Independent reports that Stan Kroenke will be offered a place on the Arsenal board and repeats the stuff about Hatem Ben Affleck that's been floating around for the last few days. Le Mans forward Gervinho says he's flattered to be linked with Arsenal. Which is understandable. Player nobody's heard of + linked with Arsenal (probably by his agent) = increased profile so he gets a move to Sunderland instead of Derby County next season. Next. Yaya Toure (whose name always makes me laugh because Yaya is used as 'Granny' in Spain) says he's heard about interest from the Premier League and says playing alongside his brother would be fantastic. With Arsenal in need of a midfielder to replace Flamini, Granny Toure has been one of the names put forward but it remains to be seen if Barcelona would sell and, indeed, if Arsene actually wants him having turned down the chance to sign him more than once. Some bizarre stuff from Arsene on the official site - frankly comparing Eboue with Ray Parlour is insulting to one of Arsenal's greatest competitors. To bracket him with the milksop that is Eboue is so wrong I don't even know where to start. Sky Sports are running a poll for their goal of the season. Don't let Ronaldo's fluke of a free kick beat Adebayor's goal against Sp*rs. Vote now. And that's it. Direct from a tiny cottage at the foothills of the Dublin mountains, where I'm selling bottled solitude direct to hassled footballers, this is Arseblogger signing off for today. More tomorrow. ]]>
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    Adebayor shoots down Spanish stirring + other stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/05/15/adebayor-shoots-down-spanish-stirring-other-stuff/ Thu, 15 May 2008 00:01:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=796 Lots going on this morning as the players drift away. Most of the talk this morning is about Emmanuel Adebayor and the 'I'd love to play for Barcelona' stories. Now, I've read the interview as it appeared in El Mundo and some of the stuff he says could certainly be interpreted badly but I suspect it has been well and truly doctored. I'm not 100% confident that the questions haven't been made fit the answers, if you get my meaning. It is El Mundo, after all, and we know how the clubs like Barcelona use the papers to unsettle players. Now, I think Ade could probably have been a little more circumspect but to me he seems like a very open guy who loves to talk and I think he got taken advantage of a little bit. The bottom line is that when the story appeared in the Spanish press an article was posted on Arsenal.com with the following quote from the player:
    I don’t know why people want to put words in my mouth. As I said on Friday, I love Arsenal and I will be here next season. I am off to Togo tomorrow but will return to Arsenal for pre-season training in July.
    And to be fair to Adebayor this isn't the first time he has well and truly shot down speculation surrounding his Arsenal future. It's easy to do it if you want to. We'll see him in July and that's the end of it as far as I'm concerned. It won't be the end of the shit stirring from the Spanish press, of course, those rancid horse fisters will be at it all summer, but we're used it by now, aren't we? Tomas Rosicky is confident he can be fit for next season after his knee was made bionic. He's got two titanium anchors keeping his ligament secure so fingers crossed that will do the trick. Lassana Diarra is still mouthing about his move from Arsenal, the little dolphin headed cunt. He says he wasn't treated well enough - I say he was a fucking pussy who gave up at the thought of a little competition. He says he hopes he ends up with more silverware than Arsenal did this season. I say 'COME ON CARDIFF!'. You know silly season is well and truly upon us when we get linked with a £20m move for Argentine Mauro Zarate. He played for Birmingham this season, on loan from some Qatar club, and scored a couple of very nice goals but £20m is just ridiculous. I'll give them £186.98p and I will say 'That is my final offer' and when they try and speak I will go 'Shhhhh, final offer' and then when they try and speak again I will go 'Shhhhhh' again because that's really fucking annoying but they'd deserve it for trying to get me to pay £20m. Jens talks about his time at Arsenal, the last season in particular, and has some words for Manuel Almunia. No, not those kinds of words. Jens says:
    I told him he should never take anything personally and that somehow he will realise he will benefit from that competition between me and him because it made him better. That is basically what I told him and we're OK now. From my point of view, it's over. If I see him next season somewhere, I can always come to him and shake his hand and wish him all the best. I respect him. You will have to ask him what he thinks.
    There probably is a good deal of truth to that. Knowing someone is breathing down your neck all the time does keep you on your toes. Let's hope Fabianski can do that next season. In fact, the young Pole said he learned a lot from Jens - I expect the first 'Almunia is shit, I should be playing' stories to hit the wires by the end of August. Newcastle have apparently told us Obafemi Martins is not for sale. We've been linked with the 43 year old for some time now but I can't really see that we need him. A new name has cropped up in the search for Arsenal's new MD. Fulham's David McInally is linked with the job. I don't know the first thing about him. Except his name. I know his name. And that's about the size of it. I'm trying to sort something out for tomorrow's Arsecast whereby you can call in but the number isn't working just at the moment. I'll update here when I have it sorted and give you some info about what I'm looking for. Update: Ok, there's a telephone number you can call - I'm looking for your best moment from last season (it can be a goal, a result, a trip, seeing someone fall and hit their face on something) and your worst moment. Just leave a voicemail, try and keep them as brief as possible, save me the editing! The number to dial is 020 7193 6971 from inside the UK and +44 20 7193 6971 from outside. I'll leave lines open until I get too many to deal with. Line is currently: CLOSED - Thanks. Until tomorrow.]]>
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    Clichy + money + Vela + Arsecast 76 http://arseblog.net/2008/05/16/clichy-money-vela-arsecast-76/ Fri, 16 May 2008 00:01:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=798 Happy Friday to you all. Not a huge amount happening to be honest but we'll muddle on the best we can. Some good news to begin with and it looks like Gael Clichy is set to sign a new 4 year deal with the club. He was certainly one of our best players last season, his consistency was fantastic and it's great that he's going to sign on. He says:
    We're at the end of our discussions. Everything's going well because my intention is clear: I want to stay at Arsenal. I never hesitated, not at all. Arsenal is one of the great clubs in Europe.
    And for those of us who worry about the injury-prone van Persie and Rosicky we shouldn't overlook the fact that Gael spent a long time out with an injury that was career threatening at one point. Hey, I'm trying to be positive here. Clichy says he wants to be an Arsenal legend, something his predecessor was on the road to being before he fucked off to become one of the biggest cunts on earth. Put him to shame, GC. The Telegraph reports that we're set to offer Fabregas, Adebayor, Sagna and the aforementioned Clichy new and improved deals to ensure their futures at the club. Erm, good! What more can you say about that? Arsene yesterday confirmed that the club were applying for a work permit for Carlos Vela and that he would be involved in first team action next season. Those of us thinking he might solve our problems in wide areas need to think again though, it seems. The boss sees him as a striker, saying:
    He has played the whole season at Osasuna on the left wing and he had to work hard there. But for me it is not his position he is a central striker, an Eduardo type.
    That said the boss did play Eduardo wide from time to time, but rarely as part of a four man midfield, usually when we played with just one up top. He is very quick though and the idea of himself and Theo on the wings is a bit exciting. Two absolute fliers. Take that, slowcoach full backs of other teams! Not much else happening so we might as well move on to your regular Friday dose of Arsecastness. The Arseblog ArsecastOn this week's show there's no blogchat, instead there are contributions from you lot about your best and worst moments of the season. Some of them are serious, some not so serious, some downright hysterical, thank you all for taking the time to call the Arseblog hotline. The Arseline? The throbbing red Arse phone? Erm... As well as that there's a player history from The Man in the Bar, we're at home with Eboue, there's a tale of the unexpected and much, much more. And by much, much more I mean fuck all else. Sorry, but that's the truth of it. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. The direct feed URL is here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here . And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. And that's about that. More tomorrow, Arsechums.]]>
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    Clichy + money + Vela + Arsecast 76 http://arseblog.net/2008/05/16/clichy-money-vela-arsecast-76-2/ Fri, 16 May 2008 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2710 Gael Clichy is set to sign a new 4 year deal with the club. He was certainly one of our best players last season, his consistency was fantastic and it's great that he's going to sign on. He says:
    We're at the end of our discussions. Everything's going well because my intention is clear: I want to stay at Arsenal. I never hesitated, not at all. Arsenal is one of the great clubs in Europe.
    And for those of us who worry about the injury-prone van Persie and Rosicky we shouldn't overlook the fact that Gael spent a long time out with an injury that was career threatening at one point. Hey, I'm trying to be positive here. Clichy says he wants to be an Arsenal legend, something his predecessor was on the road to being before he fucked off to become one of the biggest cunts on earth. Put him to shame, GC. The Telegraph reports that we're set to offer Fabregas, Adebayor, Sagna and the aforementioned Clichy new and improved deals to ensure their futures at the club. Erm, good! What more can you say about that? Arsene yesterday confirmed that the club were applying for a work permit for Carlos Vela and that he would be involved in first team action next season. Those of us thinking he might solve our problems in wide areas need to think again though, it seems. The boss sees him as a striker, saying:
    He has played the whole season at Osasuna on the left wing and he had to work hard there. But for me it is not his position he is a central striker, an Eduardo type.
    That said the boss did play Eduardo wide from time to time, but rarely as part of a four man midfield, usually when we played with just one up top. He is very quick though and the idea of himself and Theo on the wings is a bit exciting. Two absolute fliers. Take that, slowcoach full backs of other teams! Not much else happening so we might as well move on to your regular Friday dose of Arsecastness. The Arseblog ArsecastOn this week's show there's no blogchat, instead there are contributions from you lot about your best and worst moments of the season. Some of them are serious, some not so serious, some downright hysterical, thank you all for taking the time to call the Arseblog hotline. The Arseline? The throbbing red Arse phone? Erm... As well as that there's a player history from The Man in the Bar, we're at home with Eboue, there's a tale of the unexpected and much, much more. And by much, much more I mean fuck all else. Sorry, but that's the truth of it. To subscribe to the arsecast in iTunes - click here. The direct feed URL is here. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here . And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. More tomorrow, Arsechums.]]>
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    Cesc - Flamini - Song - Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/05/17/cesc-flamini-song-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 17 May 2008 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2708 set to offer Cesc a new deal. It makes sense. Despite him signing an 8 year deal just 2 years ago the new rules mean that in 2009 his contract would be 'unprotected', allowing any potential suitors to simply pay up the remaining years to bring him to their club. I know it hasn't happened yet but I'm pretty sure these kinds of deals will become more and more regular. It'll just take one to break the ice, so to speak, and away we go. A new deal would obviously extended the protected period and the increase in wages would make it more expensive for the buy out to happen. And who can say Cesc doesn't deserve a new deal? Mathieu Flamini, meanwhile, says he didn't move just for money. Which is probably true to some extent. He did go to one of the most prestigious clubs in the world in AC Milan. Not bad considering Flamini and his advisors were ready to buy out the final year of his contract last summer to facilitate a move to Birmingham City. Transfer speculation sees us linked with Werder Bremen's Diego should Alex Hleb leave. And I believe Hleb will go this summer. Diego is an attacking midfielder with an eye for goal - he's in double figures for the last two seasons - and would certainly be a good addition to the squad. But it's all just speculation and it's in the Mail so it's probably a load of rotted cock. When it comes to who's going to come in the boss says a big player is better than a big name. Can't argue with that. Signings of the quality of Sagna and Eduardo would fit the bill but at the same time often a guy has a 'name' because he's a good player. I think this summer is going to be really interesting across Europe, I reckon there's going to be a lot of wheeling and dealing. Even from us. Reports in Spain say we're after Lilian Thuram. While I fully accept we need a centre-half I don't think Thuram is the answer. A couple of years ago, for sure. I think he would have been an excellent signing, a proper player, someone from whom the younger defenders could have learned a lot, but at 36 I think the Premier League would be too much for him. Speaking of centre-halves the boss is convinced that Alex Song can be a great one for Arsenal. I'm still not convinced, despite some decent performances towards the end of the season, and he's a carbon copy of Toure and Gallas and I think we need someone with a bit more height and physical presence at the back. Gerry Peyton, Arsenal's goalkeeping coach, talks about Jens Lehmann. And that's about it. It's FA Cup final day today. Portsmouth has former Arsenal stars Lauren and Kanu, who I'd like to see do well. They also have BFS and Diarra who I'd rather not see enjoy themselves at all. But Cardiff has Jimmy Floyd-Hasselbaink, whose goal for Leeds some years ago cost us the title. So, I don't give a fuck who wins, I just hope it's a good game of football. Till tomorrow.]]> 2708 2008-05-17 09:00:40 2008-05-17 09:00:40 open open cesc-flamini-song-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Transfer speculation + more stirring from the Spanish press http://arseblog.net/2008/05/18/transfer-speculation-more-stirring-from-the-spanish-press/ Sun, 18 May 2008 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2705 Samir Nasri is being linked after suggesting he's played his last game for the French club. Why us ahead of anyone else I don't know. The Sunday Mirror says Arsene Wenger is going to spend £25m and handily lists a whole pile of players in one article. They repeat the Thuram rumour as well as linking us with St Etienne pair Mouhamadou Dabo and Blaise Matuidi, Roma's thoroughbred Alberto Aquilani, Valencia's Raul Albiol and Mario Gomez of Stuttgart. Quite the shopping basket. The News of the World says Aston Villa want Justin Hoyte and were prepared to pay £4.5m for him last season. I don't think he's ever going to be first choice for us but I'd rather keep him as back up for Sagna and sell Eboue but Eboue has the pictures of Arsene Wenger doing that thing so it looks like it's curtains for Hoyte. The People says Sp*rs are having problems signing Samuel Eto'o because he'd rather sign for us instead. And who could blame him? Can't see us being in for him though. He's too mental and his knees are a bit too fucked. Former Gunner Kenny Sansom has released an autobiography in which he talks about his battle with booze. In the book George Graham reckons we'd have won more trophies if the players hadn't been out on the lash all the time. Probably true but I think the drinking culture was prevalent at most clubs, not just Arsenal. El Mundo in Spain says Arsene Wenger is 'furious' with Emmanuel Adebayor for demanding to be the highest paid player at the club and feels the Togonian needs to keep his feet on the ground. This is naturally to the advantage of Barcelona which, of course, is the whole point of the article. More shit stirring but don't be surprised to see it crop up elsewhere - my bet is The Mail. Meanwhile Sport, the other Catalan daily, says Barcelona are looking for a winger and the three names they have splashed all over their front page are Valencia's David Silva plus Theo Walcott and Robin van Persie. Honestly, going by the last few days in the Spanish papers Barcelona are going to have a 53 man squad next season. And that my friends is about that. Have yourselves a good Sunday. More tomorrow.]]> 2705 2008-05-18 09:00:29 2008-05-18 09:00:29 open open transfer-speculation-more-stirring-from-the-spanish-press publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Silly season just got a bit sillier http://arseblog.net/2008/05/19/silly-season-just-got-a-bit-sillier/ Mon, 19 May 2008 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2703 sil·ly sea·son : (s?l'? s?'z?n) , dn 1. A time when football is over and players, agents, clubs and newspapers facilitate the release of many stories about potential transfers, most of which are complete and utter shite and only exist to sell papers or raise the profile of players so that other clubs may become interested in them. And I think, by and large, that everybody accepts silly season for what it is. If, on August 31st, you were to go back to the start of the transfer window you'd find us linked with dozens and dozens of players. All the stories try and project some kind of truth - e.g 'Arsenal have sent scouts to watch Carlitos Flapmuncher' or 'The 14 year old striker is expected to go straight into Arsenal's first team'. However, sometimes you get a story so silly it doesn't fit into the normal scheme of things. The Times, via Martin Samuel and Matt Hughes, are reporting, at the bottom of a spurious link to Roque Santa Cruz, that Arsene Wenger is moving to bring David Dein back to the club. They say that the departure of Keith Edelman was the main impediment to Dein's return and now that Edelman has gone Dein can come back - going as far as suggesting that Dein would resign his position with Fat & Orange to make it happen. Last week there was a piece in the Mail saying that all of Arsenal's troubles could be solved 'if the club were to accept the help of Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov, but chairman Peter Hill-Wood and director Danny Fiszman say no', which was obviously planted by Dein and Usmanov. Today we get a story saying Dein is ready to quit Usmanov if he could be brought back on board. It rather smacks of desperation and as PR goes it's hardly getting a consistent message out, although there is a liberal dose of scaremongering in there which is the trademark of stories Dein plants in the media through journalist chums.
    Many at the club have come round to Dein’s view that further investment is required if they are to compete with Manchester United and Chelsea. Wenger is frustrated at a lack of funds and has been told that any improved contracts for players this summer must come out of his £50 million transfer kitty.
    Pffff, fuck off, would you? Frankly the idea of Wenger trying to bring back David Dein, however good friends they might be, is absolutely ludicrous. Let's not forget that Dein was escorted out of the club, his desk cleared, his mobile phone taken off him, within hours of the club discovering he was trying to manufacture a hostile takeover of the club through Stan Kroenke, who was unaware of Dein's plan, hence the club's initial distrust of him. Go back to last September when the Chairman was asked if he'd be speaking to Dein and said:
    I see no major point in that, I've had 25 years of listening to him.
    And just because Edelman is gone, and Dein and Edelman did hate each other with a passion, doesn't mean the board's stance towards Dein and his behaviour will have softened. Dein sold his stake in the club he loved so much to a man of dubious character, the type of man that no Arsenal fan would want anywhere near the club. An aggressive, speculative investor, and a Man United fan to boot. While Dein got £75m we got a big, fat, ugly cunt. It's easy to see who made out best from that deal. So, no matter who we're linked with in terms of transfers, no matter how ludicrous and bizarre the story, this is without question the silliest story of this silly season. I wouldn't expect much better from Matt Hughes but if I were Martin Samuel I'd ask for my byline to be taken off that story. Claptrap of the highest order. Silly rating: 99/100 Beyond that there's not a lot happening. There's the provisional French squad announced for Euro 2008. There's no room for Bacary Sagna, whose injury prevents him from taking part, but also no room for Gael Clichy who is bizarrely left out while that shitkicker Abidal is included. Bad news for Gael but good news for us. Arsenal representation comes via William Gallas while Mathieu Flamini's inclusion can help him get over the disappointment of having to play UEFA Cup football next season (heh, I can't help but chuckle). Portsmouth's Nico Kranjcar says he'd be tempted by a big club but he's happy at the FA Cup winners. Elsewhere Gunnerblog reports on rumours in the French press about Samir Nasri. The Cesc Fabregas TV show airs tonight on Sky Sports 1 at 6.30 and 9.30. Here's a little taste. And that's about the size of it. Till tomorrow, Arsebandits.]]>
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    Nasri - Aquilani - Kolo fed up - Frey Bentos http://arseblog.net/2008/05/20/nasri-aquilani-kolo-fed-up-frey-bentos/ Tue, 20 May 2008 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2700 £13.5m deal will be done. He's one of those names you hear about, people tout him as the 'next Zidane', but I don't really know a great deal about him. He's an attacking midfielder, I suppose in the mould of Hleb or Rosicky, rather than a traditional wide player. Anyway, it's all speculation at this stage, mostly fueled by people editing his Wikipedia page it seems, so let's wait and see what happens. The agent of Roma's Alberto Aquilani says the player is 'in talks' with Arsenal. The agent is Vincezi Morabito, a name you might recognise as the man who claimed Hleb went for ice-cream in Milan but only for ice-cream, nothing more than that, honest. He's a good player but a local Roma boy and I can't see him leaving - I suspect this is all to do with upping his profile. The Sun claims Kolo Toure is fed up and wants to know why William Gallas is shown 'favourable treatment' by Arsene Wenger. They also claim we're planning a £24m move (which would leave us with £1m to spend elsewhere based on that mythical £25m transfer kitty) for Sporting Lisbon's Miguel Veloso, who says he could leave the Portuguese club. It's hard to say about the Kolo story, it's obviously come from somewhere, and as Kolo's agent is Jonathan Barnett it wouldn't be a surprise if it started there. Arsene Wenger says we'll be stronger next year and that the Birmingham game was the turning point of the season. I can't argue with the latter but the former remains to be seen. It really does depend on who comes in. I fully accept that some of the players will be older, stronger, fitter, wiser and such, but we won't be stronger unless we address some of the outstanding issues - e.g reliance on players like Eboue on the wings and the problem at centre-half, which to my mind is the main puzzle for the manager to solve this summer. A player along the lines of Senderos, who is set to stay this summer, has to be brought in to play alongside Gallas/Toure. I think it's time for Arsene to accept that the combination doesn't work. We may have seen some acknowledgement of that with Kolo's run at right back late in the season. Personally, I'd bring in somebody to play beside Kolo. I know he's had a difficult season but almost every player does in their career, it doesn't mean they're finished or that they should be written off. And summer wouldn't be summer without a spurious link to French goalkeeper Sebastian Frey. I don't think there's been an off-season since Arseblog started that we haven't had a story saying we're looking at him, yet every summer he goes elsewhere. I don't expect this one will be any different. And that is about that. We'll have more transfer news tomorrow. One of these days some part of it will be actually true.]]> 2700 2008-05-20 09:00:56 2008-05-20 09:00:56 open open nasri-aquilani-kolo-fed-up-frey-bentos publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug More on Nasri - Hleb to Real Madrid - Henry hilarity http://arseblog.net/2008/05/21/more-on-nasri-hleb-to-real-madrid-henry-hilarity/ Wed, 21 May 2008 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2697 an article in L'Equipe which apparently says Samir Nasri could sign today for a fee of around €15m. I say apparently because my French is utterly poo. I used to be quite good at French in school but when I went to live in Spain all the French got squashed in my brain by the Spanish and now the only phrase I can remember is 'Where is the library?'. Gunnerblog suggests he's more of a Hleb than an Overmars but the last couple of players we've signed from Marseille have done all right for us so let's wait and see. It's a slow news day so stories like Robin van Persie says he should be fit for Holland for Euro 2008 get some blog space. I couldn't care less if he was fit for Euro 2008 but I will care if he comes back crocked. Which he probably will. I mean, if he managed to get paralysed from the eyebrows down it wouldn't be even slightly suprising. In Spain AS are reporting Real Madrid are interested in Alex Hleb. They say this is double bad news for Arsenal. Firstly because we'd lose Hleb (heh) and secondly because it continues the debilitation of the team and Cesc, having seen Flamini go already, would be much more inclined to go to Madrid if Arsenal also lost Hleb. Pffff. They reckon Barcelona are interested as well but suggest that while the two Spanish clubs are willing to pay good wages for him, Hleb has an offer on the table from Inter worth €125,000 a week. That's a lot of fucking ice-cream. Meanwhile Sport reports that the agent of Adebayor and Hleb (who they say is Vincenzi Morabito) will be in Barcelona today for some mysterious reason, while the best story of the lot is that of Sp*rs. Having apparently failed in their bid to bring Samuel Eto'o to White Hart Lane they have set their sights on ... yeah, that's right ... Thierry Henry. Excuse me for a moment: Hahahahahaha ahahaha ahaha hahahahahahahaa hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha ha ahah ahaha hah aha ahaha hahahaha hhheeeeeeeeee hohoho hahaha ehehe heheheheheh hahahah aahahah aaaaaaaaheeeeee hahahahah hahah ahaha haha hahahahahahaha hah haha haha haha *cough* hahahahahahahaa haha ahaaha Sorry about that. You have to laugh, don't you? Not much else happening at the moment. I could mention that shitfest in Moscow tonight, couldn't I? Barring some kind of natural disaster I can't think of any result that isn't a complete and utter load of septic goat cunt. Come on natural disaster! Till tomorrow.]]> 2697 2008-05-21 09:00:25 2008-05-21 09:00:25 open open more-on-nasri-hleb-to-real-madrid-henry-hilarity publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Transfer chill-out zone http://arseblog.net/2008/05/22/transfer-chill-out-zone/ Thu, 22 May 2008 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2695 Nasri goes for poo before Arsenal signing - says "It's a floater!!"', I wouldn't be in the slightest bit suprised. Now, I understand why people are interested in new signings. The months of June, July and August are traditionally the busiest in terms of traffic on this blog - despite the fact there's no football, no Arsenal. However, I think we're in danger of going a bit overboard. Every name that's linked is analysed, scrutinised,  probed, evaluated and dissected to the Nth degree. If a transfer doesn't happen moments after the player is first linked then people start getting really antsy and I'm worried, folks. Seriously, somebody this summer is going to have a heart-attack or give themselves a stroke over something they have absolutely no control over. Signings will happen in their own good time, which I realise doesn't suit the rest of us. We want signings NOW, dammit, but unless you want to push your blood pressure through the roof then a little patience is required. For what it's worth I'm told Nasri is a goer. He might even sign today. But if he doesn't it might be tomorrow. Or the day after. And if he doesn't sign then somebody else will. Me? I'm taking the old 'que sera, sera' approach to the whole thing. Along with Nasri there were two other French players linked - Clement Chantome and Francis Coquelin. I have never heard of either of them, neither has anyone else really, so I suspect they're probably the perfect Wenger signings. As expected Alberto Aquilani dismissed the notion of any transfer to England saying he was happy at Roma. The whole story was a ruse to get more money and a new contract out of them. Manuel Almunia says Arsenal need a sustained challenge for the title next season. I thought we pretty much did that this season but a run like the one that started against Birmingham has to be avoided. Plus we need to kill United and Chelsea. Literally. Yes, literally. Meanwhile Carlos Vela has been granted a work permit so his place in the first team squad is assured. I know the boss says he's a striker in the Eduardo mould but I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him play from the left, at least to begin with. It'll be interesting to see how quickly he adapts to English football. And that's about it. I could go trawling through the websites and newspapers but as you can probably understand I'm doing my utmost to avoid reading anything about last night's Russian cuntorama. *wanders off singing* Till tomorrow.]]> 2695 2008-05-22 09:00:48 2008-05-22 09:00:48 open open transfer-chill-out-zone publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug He who shall not be named + Arsecast 77 http://arseblog.net/2008/05/23/he-who-shall-not-be-named-arsecast-77/ Fri, 23 May 2008 09:00:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2693 AC Milan have targetted Adebayor, it seems. They've also targetted Eto'o and Drogba who are much more available this summer so I don't think we've got anything to worry about. You'd have to laugh if Drogba went to AC Milan though - take that Flamster! UEFA Cup football now you have to play with that cunt. Football is a hilarious game sometimes. Gael Clichy, whose middle name should be Winston, I think, says that Arsenal won't make the same mistakes next season when it comes to the pursuit of the title. He says:
    Arsenal won't make the same mistakes next season when it comes to the pursuit of the title.
    Good man, Winston! I'm right behind you. Thankfully he didn't get picked for France this summer so he can chill out on the beach drinking rum based cocktails and recharge his batteries fully for the season ahead in which Arsenal won't make the same mistakes next season when it comes to the pursuit of the title. Alexander Hleb's agent creams himself over the news that Real Madrid are after his client. He says:
    This is fucking sweet. Honestly. Inter, Barcelona and Real Madrid all want to sign Alexander. It's great. Do you have any idea what this will do for my profile? I'll have a stable full of Eastern European players now all convinced I can get them a move to a big club and I'll take my percentage of their wages and buy a big house and a big car and I might even have a harem. I've always wanted a harem and girls to put their finger up my bum.
    Some people. I dunno, it's a crazy world we live in folks. Right, that's about all the news there is. I suppose we should get on with the Arsecast. Firstly, there were some problems with the iTunes music store so if you want to subscribe directly via that simply click here and it should do the rest. If you don't want to use the store go to iTunes > Advanced > Subscribe to podcast and enter the feed URL which you can copy from here. Obviously you can use that feed in whatever your favourite podcast getting feed type program you use. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's it. Have a fine Friday. I'll be back with more tomorrow.]]>
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    Hleb is leaving - it's hardly the end of the world http://arseblog.net/2008/05/24/hleb-is-leaving-its-hardly-the-end-of-the-world/ Sat, 24 May 2008 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2691 Alexander Hleb is leaving Arsenal. There's a shocker, eh? It's been on the cards for the last couple of weeks and his agent officially confirmed it last night, saying:
    I can officially confirm that a short time ago Alexander decided that he will leave Arsenal and join another club. Of course Arsenal and Arsene wanted him to stay but they have accepted the player’s choice.
    A short time ago! Hahaha. Hleb had his head turned in Milan over a Cornetto, don't fucking insult our intelligence by saying he's only recently come to this decision.
    Alex has spent three good seasons at Arsenal and he wasn’t sure he could maintain the same level that he has been showing if he stayed. It’s also true that he felt uncomfortable off the field.
    The implication of the first part of that sentence is quite wonderful, isn't it? He's basically saying that if Arsenal forced him to stay, which they could do by refusing any offers, he may not perform to the same 'high' standards he has in the past. He'd deliberately play poorly. What a cunty thing to say and while I know people will say this is just his agent speaking, ultimately Hleb is responsible for what his agent says about him and his Arsenal career. So Hleb's instructions to his agent have been to find him a new club and to make threats of poor performance to Arsenal if he wasn't allowed to leave. Classy, really fucking classy. And what was he going to do anyway? Score less goals? Shoot less often? Slap more players in the face to get a deliberate three match ban? It's a shame that Hleb never worked out. He was technically as good a player as I've seen in a long time. His close control and dribbling skills were fantastic but he flattered to deceive since his arrival. His failure to score more goals is a big negative and I don't care what anyone says about him being a provider or the provider for the provider - when you play as a winger/support striker in this Arsenal team a return of 11 goals in all competitions in three seasons is just not good enough. To be honest I think that for all his skill Hleb is probably one of the easiest players in the squad to replace, his departure shouldn't set alarm bells ringing by any means. It looks like Samir Nasri is the one who will replace him, I suspect the deal is done and we're now just awaiting official confirmation. We might be losing some experience, Nasri is only 20 years of age, but I would be very surprised if he didn't offer us more than Hleb. As for the Belarussian, well, he is now irrelevant. I don't care where he goes and I don't care what happens to him when he gets there. I just hope we get a big chunk of what we paid for him back in a transfer fee. Carlos Vela says he can't wait to get his Arsenal career started, calling his move a 'dream come true'. Hopefully we've fully briefed him about London being a big place where it rains more often than in Guadalajara. Arsene Wenger says Lassana Diarra panicked and left Arsenal too soon. I think it's fairly obvious that Diarra has no character to speak of, no willingness to fight for a place at a big club. When you have a player who demands to leave after just four months, who lies about what he was promised, then you have a player who lacks backbone and that's a player you're better off without in the long run. Torric Jibril is a Ghanaian wonderkid, apparently. He's signing for us, apparently. His agent is called 'Prince Omar Ibrahim'. Awesome. That's about that for this morning. I'm off to have a consoling breakfast roll while I weep those salty tears of sadness about Hleb's departure. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2691 2008-05-24 09:00:09 2008-05-24 09:00:09 open open hleb-is-leaving-its-hardly-the-end-of-the-world publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Happy St Michael's Day - more on Adebayor and Barcelona http://arseblog.net/2008/05/26/happy-st-michaels-day-more-on-adebayor-and-barcelona/ Mon, 26 May 2008 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2685 Alan Smith goal - Michael Thomas goal - Brian Moore's famous commentary. Of course, football being the mad game it is Michael Thomas actually signed for the Mugsmashers a couple of years later, but that can't do anything to stain the man. His goal was the Arsenal equivalent of the JFK assassination - everyone remembers where they were when it happened. Where were you? There's really not a lot happening. You'll have all seen the story where Wenger more or less confirms the Nasri story and there's nothing new in this morning's papers. In Spain El Mundo talks about how Arsenal will this week meet with Adebayor's representatives to fix a price for him. Somewhere between €24 and €30m is what they suggest, while Sport says the Togonator is very much on the radar for the Catalan club. I wonder does Adebayor's increasingly close relationship with Darren Dein have anything to do with all of this. He is the man, let's not forget, who rang Barcelona last summer to offer them Thierry Henry. Theo Walcott talks to the Times about playing for England amongst other things. You really do get the impression that Theo bucks the trend for young English players. He seems polite, sensible and well balanced. I really hope that next season he's given the chance to push on and develop as a player - his performances towards the end of the season showed great promise. And that's really about it. No doubt we'll have some other blogs complaining that we haven't signed anyone or that we haven't been linked with anyone new, whipping themselves and other fans into a frenzy of self-perpetuating fake hysteria. But summer can be slow, there are approximately 96 days until the transfer window closes - we might sign 2-4 players before it closes. That means that there are 92 days, at least, when no signing at all will happen. Can you keep it up for 92 days? Can you keep saying the same things over and over and fucking over? I bet you can. Misery loves company and all that. Me? I'm going to make a sandwich. Happy St Michael's Day folks, enjoy the good memories.]]> 2685 2008-05-26 09:00:39 2008-05-26 09:00:39 open open happy-st-michaels-day-more-on-adebayor-and-barcelona publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure enclosure _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Fiszman talks money, transfers and more http://arseblog.net/2008/05/27/fiszman-talks-money-transfers-and-more/ Tue, 27 May 2008 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2683 GUNNERS WON'T BREAK THE BANK - will probably get some pulses racing this morning but if you look at what he's saying it makes sense. He has eschewed the 'benefactor' model, whereby someone like Abramovich comes in and starts throwing around cash for a few glory signings. As Fiszman rightly points out these players cost more than just their transfer fee. For example, take Ronaldinho - you could probably buy him for £20m but a four year deal with wages of around £5m a year (and that's erring on the cheap side) brings the whole deal to £40m over four years. When you have somebody with the kind of money Abramovich has it's easy to sign those kinds of players but there are dangers too. If you read about the kind of money that Chelsea and United owe it's scary to think of us in that kind of position. We're going about things our own way, making our own money, and not mortgaging the future of the club with short term thinking. When you see our wage bill is comparable to Manchester United you know our players aren't going short - and when Henry was at the club and by far the best player in the world there wasn't a better paid player in England. When it comes to transfers he spells out the club's policy, saying:
    It is not a big name, it is big talents and committed players we are after. We have never said no to Arsène so whoever he wishes to bring in, he will be fully supported.
    And I don't know that any Arsenal fan, no matter what side of the transfer fence they sit on, can really argue with that. I think all Arsenal fans will accept that we need to strengthen the squad this summer. We might have our differences in terms of how we go about expressing that but the bottom line is we all want to see new players come in. But which kinds of players? Would we be happy with three signings of players we don't know so well but who possess the kind of quality of Sagna or Eduardo? Or is it necessary to make a statement of intent and sign a 'big name' to show we mean business? Personally I think what's important is the experience and quality of the player, that far outweighs the importance of his fame. Often big name players, despite their quality, come with baggage. Do they still have the hunger for the game? You look at Thierry Henry. Last summer 30,000 Barcelona fans packed into the Camp Nou to watch him do a few keepy-ups and to laud him as the signing that would win them back La Liga from Real Madrid. Now, you could argue that Henry was the straw that broke the camel's back - he's been distinctly average for Barcelona this season and at a cost of about £23m (transfer fee + one year's wages). Can we really take that sort of a gamble on a player? It might not suit some fans who want that big name signing but I can't see it happening. And that's not so much the board or the club's policy but the manager's. While he has bought the odd player with a big reputation before it's generally been when their stock has been quite low. Overmars off the back of a knee injury which many said would finish him, Henry playing as a wingback for Juventus etc. When he has spent big, big money it hasn't necessarily worked out great as Reyes, Wiltord (to an extent) and Hleb demonstrate. So, it'll be interesting to see what the manager does and who he looks to bring in. The message from the club is clear though - they'll fully back him whoever he wishes to bring in. So that could mean they'll cough up for a big player if AW decides that's who he wants, similarly if he finds a couple of Sagnas/Eduardos they'll do that too. So look beyond the dramatic headlines (but haha at the Mirror for saying we can 'spend, spend, spend!') for the real story - and I think the way Arsenal are going about things at the moment is the right way. Arsenal FC needs to exist not just for the season ahead or the one after but for decades in the future and I like the way we do business, it has a touch of class about it that no other club has. Update: The full Q&A with Danny Fiszman is here. In other news the Grimster could be on his way. He currently scouts for us in France but could become the new sporting director of PSG. How sad to lose him again. We'll always have Davids though. Francis Coquelin is an Arsenal player according to reports in France. He's a 17 year old midfielder and unless he's Cescesque in his brilliance he's not one for the first team straight away. Young Dutchman Nacer Barazite says he wants to play for the Arsenal first team next season but wouldn't rule out going on loan. He's an interesting player. Nothing new happening in Spain from an Arsenal point of view. For those of us that get fed up with the machinations of the Spanish press and the big clubs though the Cristiano Ronaldo story should raise a smile or two. Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon has basically said everything is done and now it's up to Ronaldo to come ouut and say he wants to join (sound familiar?!) while manager Bernd Schuster is already talking about he'll fit into the team and be accepted in the dressing room. Whatever you might think about United/Ronaldo, Real Madrid really are the most ill-mannered, insufferable cunts when it comes to transfers. It's still nice to see it happening to someone else though. Right so, plenty to chew on this morning. Have at it.]]>
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    Barcelona claim to have reached agreement with Hleb http://arseblog.net/2008/05/28/barcelona-claim-to-have-reached-agreement-with-hleb/ Wed, 28 May 2008 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2680 Real Madrid confirmed their interest with manager Bernd Schuster saying he was 'surprised' the player was available. This morning Sport, the Catalan daily, is reporting that Txiki Begiristain, Barcelona's sporting director, flew to Germany yesterday to meet with Hleb. Begiristain apparently told Hleb that Guardiola really wanted him at Barcelona. Hleb told Begiristain that he had other offers but he was ready to listen to Barcelona and now, it seems, there's a verbal agreement between the player and the club. The next step, reports the newspaper, is for Barcelona to open negotiations with Arsenal. Now, I'm pretty sure the procedure was that you had to ask the selling club for permission to speak to the player, but then this is Spain, and the reality is that this is the way transfers are negotiated. A club will find out if they can reach an agreement with the player then go to the club. This report suggests that Barcelona will play hard-ball with Arsenal and will not pay any more than €20m for Hleb. Honestly, if they offer €20m for him that's a great bit of business. And I wonder if a Guardiola managed Barcelona might suit Hleb better than a Mourinho managed Inter. Anyway, we'll see what happens but on the same day that United are reporting Real to FIFA for the way they've shamelessly pursued Ronaldo it just shows you the same thing is happening to us, although I think we'd be much more annoyed about it if it were someone like Cesc and not Hleb. Speaking of Cesc the Telegraph says the club are bracing themselves for tough contract negotiations with the young Spaniard. As Arseblog told you last month his new agent is Darren Dein and there is certainly a level of acrimony between the club and the Dein family. We all know what Cesc does for us, how good a player he is, we don't necessarily need reminding in a newspaper article which does little but make fans anxious. I don't think there'll be any problems with any negotiations over Cesc. And, apropos of nothing, the young man is set to wear number 10 for Spain in Euro2008. There's a story about Nasri and his agent confirming he's leaving Marseille and is interested in a move to Arsenal. Not much point in linking to it though, if Nasri doesn't sign for Arsenal I will eat my very hat.* Marco van Basten says he won't be risking Robin van Persie in a warm up game as he needs more time to recuperate from his thigh injury. The words risk, recuperate and injury should just be tacked onto Robin's name at this stage. "What a goal from Robin van Recuperate!" What's interesting is van Basten's view of Robin as a 'special player'. There's no question he's capable of incredible stuff at times but perhaps van Basten sees something of himself in the Arsenal man, his career having been cut criminally short by injury. Johann Djourou says he'd prefer to play in midfield than at centre-half, saying a Makalele style holding position is his preferred place on the field. He's very highly rated inside the club, remember Wenger years ago refusing to name him for fear he might be poached, and there does seem to be a gap in the centre of the park with Flamini and Diarra gone and many suggesting Gilberto + Cesc would be a backwards step. I can't see it happening though. Not yet anyway. But who knows? Look at the way Flamini took his chance during pre-season and the early part of last season. Remember Kolo's transition to centre-half was founded on some great pre-season performances so you never know. We've got a new assistant physio - Norwich City's Neal Reynolds is set to join the club. Right, that's your lot. Till tomorrow. *hat is made from marzipan]]> 2680 2008-05-28 09:00:28 2008-05-28 09:00:28 open open barcelona-claim-to-have-reached-agreement-with-hleb publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Hleb playing politics - van Persie's silly comments about money http://arseblog.net/2008/05/29/hleb-playing-politics-van-persies-silly-comments-about-money/ Thu, 29 May 2008 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2678 Alexander Hleb has been speaking about the stories linking him with a move away from Arsenal. He's been gushing in his praise of Arsene Wenger, calling him the best manager he's ever had, he says he's disappointed not to have won anything with Arsenal and that stories suggesting he wants to go because of that are false, and that that club means a lot to him. His words are carefully chosen though. When he denies ever saying he wants to leave he's quite correct. We've had almost total silence from Hleb since these stories emerged. It has been his representatives who have been doing all the talking. So while Hleb can certainly deny saying he wants to leave Arsenal it doesn't mean that he doesn't want to. He makes no assertion that he wants to stay, the only thing he says is that if he were to leave it would not to be another English club - which is exactly what Ashley Cole said. I wonder if the fact that Mourinho is set to take over at Inter has sparked a bit of a rethink from Hleb. I don't see Hleb as a Mourinho player and I'm not sure Hleb would enjoy Mourinho as a manager. So what was almost a certain deal is now doubtful. The interest from Barcelona and Real Madrid is there but these clubs declare interest in almost every player in existence during the course of a summer. He who is flavour of the week (mint-chocolate, perhaps?) can find himself off the menu the next. My own opinion is that Hleb still wants to leave Arsenal but he's playing politics a bit in case it doesn't happen. The Telegraph says we've signed some bloke called Samir Nasri for £12.5m. Does anyone know anything about this guy? I mean, wow, this one has come right out of left field. Meanwhile Robin van Persie says Arsenal need to pay better wages to keep the top players at the club. Rather injudicious comments from a man who has hardly provided value for money since his arrival at the club. I really like van Persie, I think he's an excellent player, but when you've completed a full season, injury free, and earned the big, big money you're earning then you can say something about this, Robin. His comments are made rather more foolish when you look at the books and see that our wage bill is more or less the same as United's and I think the bit about players earning three or four times more has to be put in context. No doubt he's referring to Mathieu Flamini who was on a relatively low wage since his arrival and his Milan deal will have increased his wages by that much. On the other hand a Rosicky or Hleb going somewhere to earn four times his current wage which instantly become one of the best paid players on the planet. Silly stuff - A Cultured Left Foot has a nice take on it too. The Guardian reports that we've been knocked back by Cardiff after a £5m bid for wonderkid Aaron Ramsey. The Welsh club are looking for more cash up front and we've offered a deal based on his appearances and achievements. They say we'll go back and offer more, we'll wait and see. Right, that's your lot. Perhaps we'll get official confirmation of this Nasri fella, whoever he is, later on.]]> 2678 2008-05-29 09:00:50 2008-05-29 09:00:50 open open hleb-playing-politics-van-persies-silly-comments-about-money publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Ade's number 1 + Arsecast 78 http://arseblog.net/2008/05/30/ades-number-1-arsecast-78/ Fri, 30 May 2008 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2676 he has made his position quite clear despite all the speculation surrounding his future. He says:
    I came to Arsenal with a mission to succeed. I’ve assured the gaffer Arsene Wenger I’ll stay because I believe in the team and I want to assure the fans my concentration is here. I have no reason to leave so I’ll stay to ensure that together we’ll win silverware.
    It is hard to imagine Adebayor using the term 'the gaffer' but nevertheless it's a fairly unequivocal statement. This comes on the back of further reports in Spain this morning that he is the number 1 choice for Barcelona this summer. This is on the back of reports yesterday that Zlatan Imbrahimovic was the number 1 choice for Barcelona this summer. Still, it's good to hear him so positive. Meanwhile Barcelona's outlook on Alex Hleb has changed somewhat. They still want him but they want to do the deal for €15-18m and not the maximum €20m they said the other day. They also want to see if, perhaps, we'd want to do a player swap. Can't think of anyone we might want from Barcelona though. What a pack of useless shitkickers they are. The Mirror, yesterday, linked us with an £8m move for Wolves keeper Wayne Hennessey. I mean, come on. Seriously. Obviously the player's agent is mates with a Mirror journo who put that story together to raise the profile of a player nobody had ever heard of really. I don't see us spending that kind of money on a keeper, certainly not a 21 year old. It's gonna happen now, isn't it? Gratuitous Nasri content - Did you know an anagram of Samir Nasri Arsenal is 'Airman lasers rains'. I think when he does sign if he doesn't laser the rain during his first game we should consider him a complete flop. Yeah, he might score a couple of goals but dammit I want players who can shoot lasers at the rain. The Arseblog Arsecast - every FridayNow, onto the Arsecast. I tried to get someone involved in a blog chat this week but the clever bastard, knowing there was no Arsenal news to talk about really, claimed his kitchen had been destroyed by a cyclone or something so it's just me waffling today. On the show though there's a player history from the Man in the Bar, Eboue is there, George has a tale of the unexpected and some other waffle along the way, generally involving Arsenal, Hleb, Nazzzzzzzzri and stuff. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that should see you right for today. Talk to you all tomorrow.]]>
    2676 2008-05-30 09:00:51 2008-05-30 09:00:51 open open ades-number-1-arsecast-78 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/05/31/saturday-round-up-40/ Sat, 31 May 2008 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2674 Robin van Persie who says he has never thought about leaving for a less physical league, like Spain, and says that it's not all about the money. The important thing is keeping the team together. And to do that, I heard one Arsenal player say during the week, you need money. Who was that again? Erm... anyway, Robin says he's discussing a new contract, which is good news if there's a clause saying we can melt him down for the world's most expensive glue if he gets crocked again. There's great news about Eduardo who looks to be well ahead of schedule with his injury. He's quoted as saying:
    I am returning to Europe from Brazil at the beginning of August, perhaps even the end of July. Doctors tell me by then I will be fully recovered and able to play football again. I hope so too. I'm feeling well and my rehabilitation is going better than I would ever have hoped.
    That is excellent but I suppose when a guy suffers an injury like that it's probably better to err on the side of caution. Frankly, I thought we'd be lucky to see him before Christmas but you have to assume the doctors know what they're talking about. There's not much else in the world of Arsenal to talk about to be honest. There's the FIFA 6+5 thing which really is the most nonsensical piece of crap Sepp Blatter has ever come up with. It simply cannot work in Europe, the EU have already said it contravenes rules of competition and free movement of workers and, ultimately, it does nothing except lower the quality of club football in a vain attempt to make the international game more attractive. Someone needs to take Blatter to one side, have a quiet word and make him step down. And if that doesn't work throw the cunt off a bridge. As reported earlier in the week Norwich City physio Neal Reynolds has joined the club. He talks about why he joined and explains the new role he'll carry out which has been created by Arsenal from this season on. And that's about that. It's a beautiful day, get out and enjoy it.]]>
    2674 2008-05-31 09:00:09 2008-05-31 09:00:09 open open saturday-round-up-40 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The end of the transfer market as we know it? http://arseblog.net/2008/06/01/the-end-of-the-transfer-market-as-we-know-it/ Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2672 Arsene Wenger talking about the transfer market, which he feels is on the point of collapse. With the introduction of the Webster ruling players over 28 years of age can buy out their contract after a 'protected' period of just 2 years. The boss says:
    Believe me, soon someone will challenge that and ask why at 28 years old and not, say, at 27. And then it will be why after two years and not one? Once you get to that stage, the transfer system is dead. You'd have a team built for a year - then you are in big trouble.
    And he's right too. I know there are employment laws, some of which work well for football (when you think about how the 6+5 mongfest can't happen) but on the other hand football, more than most businesses, needs stability and the demand for 'employees' must be unique. When you can't plan for more than a season then it's certainly going to make managers lives more difficult but it'll be a godsend for agents. You have to laugh at Jonathan Barnett saying:
    In real terms, it's the clubs who invariably force players to break contracts.
    Yes, and its agents who help them every step of the way. Chelsea definitely offered Ashley Cole more money but I don't think Chelsea did anything until they were given the 'green light' by Barnett. Slimy cunt. I think there'll be a landmark case soon. One high profile player will use the Webster clause to leave - I'm told Hleb was seriously considering it this summer - and then the rest will follow. Once that happens it's going to totally fuck the transfer market. Why bid for a player when you can just pay off his contract? You might have to wait a year, perhaps, but if it saves you money then that's what you're going to do. I suspect it'll just drive up wages as well. Whatever way you look at it though the traditional transfer market seems to be on its last legs. The Telegraph links Arsene to a role at PSG in 2011. I link to this only because it's the worst article I have ever read on any website ever. And I've read the official Sp*rs website once. Someone in the 'graph needs to have a word and get a good copy editor in there. I might have a spare one actually! The People links us with Hamburg's Piotr Trochowski, he's earmarked for the Flamini role, apparently. Meanwhile Cardiff will sell Aaron Ramsey if they can have him back on loan next season while AW thinks teams that play attacking football should be rewarded. Right, that's about it. I'm off to get the back of my neck sunburnt. More sunburnt. Bank holiday weekend here too, have fun.]]>
    2672 2008-06-01 09:00:33 2008-06-01 09:00:33 open open the-end-of-the-transfer-market-as-we-know-it publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Nasri deal gets complicated, world keeps on turning http://arseblog.net/2008/06/02/nasri-deal-gets-complicated-world-keeps-on-turning/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2670 no deal would be done before the end of Euro2008 and hinted that money might be the issue. He said:
    I hope I will do it after the Euros. It is more complicated now because the wage differences are not as big as they used to be.
    Maybe Nasri and his people are thinking that a good showing at Euro2008 will increase his value and enable them to ask for higher wages from Arsenal. Or from other clubs. I'm not sure what the wages they pay in France has to do with anything though. The other complication surrounding this deal is the presence of Jean Pierre-Bernes, Nasri's agent. He was involved in the corruption surrounding Bernard Tapie's Marseille in the early 90s - at the time when Wenger was manager of Monaco. We know what AW thought of that, he's been quite outspoken about it and it wouldn't be a stretch to suggest there are some personal grievances there, for sure. Would it be possible that Bernes would be so petty as to put the deal in jeopardy because of this? Frankly a football agent is capable of anything. Killing their own mum, devouring their young moments after being born, listening to Phil Collins music, anything. So this is well within the realms of possibility. So, for the time being it looks like this one is on the back burner. I'm maintaining my transfer chill-out zone though, it's still way too early in the summer to get stressed about something like this. Update: I have just been reliably informed that Arsene's comments about money were in relation to a separate question asked by journalists about how easy it was to buy players in France these days. It had nothing whatsoever to do with Nasri, and the hold up with the deal is not money related. It has more to do with some legal mumbo-jumbo. So there you go. Meanwhile reports in Spain say Alexander Hleb, the one we thought Nasri would be replacing, is moving ever closer to a move to Barcelona, althoug there's nothing really new to report. Ahead of Euro2008 Holland are waiting on the fitness of Robin van Persie. Now it's a whole nation rather than just Arsenal fans. I suspect they'll be waiting. Yesterday's barely coherent report in the Telegraph about Arsene Wenger going to PSG was dismissed by the man himself. It wasn't supposed to happen until 2011 anyway so I don't know what all the fuss was about. Right, at this early stage that's about it. It's another glorious day here, a bank holiday too. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2670 2008-06-02 09:00:43 2008-06-02 09:00:43 open open nasri-deal-gets-complicated-world-keeps-on-turning publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The littlest Mary http://arseblog.net/2008/06/03/the-littlest-mary/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2668 "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Fuck you then. Scweam all you want. Nobody will hear you from that cellar. And have you met my new friend, Josef?"]]> 2668 2008-06-03 09:00:08 2008-06-03 09:00:08 open open the-littlest-mary publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Ramsey battle - Sagna extends his contract - Freddie's all cranky http://arseblog.net/2008/06/04/ramsey-battle-sagna-extends-his-contract-freddies-all-cranky/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2666 Aaron Ramsey. Both sides have had bids accepted by the Welsh club and it's now down to the player to decide who he wants to join. Honestly speaking I'm not sure I really care that much about this one. I know some people might say we lack ambition/resources if it doesn't happen but as a club we're chock full of 17 year olds with loads of potential. The kind of signings we need this summer are men who can grow proper beards and get served in pubs, not lads who need fake ID to get into a late showing of the Exorcist. He may turn out to be a very good player, it may even be for us if he thinks he can learn more at Arsenal and get his chance earlier, but if it doesn't happen I'm not going to worry (until he comes back to haunt us in three seasons time). Good news regarding Bacary Sagna - he's signed a two year extension to his contract. I suppose to reward his excellent season last time around but also to extend the protected period for another three years. Alexander Hleb is very close to Barcelona, according one of his plethora of agents. As expected the minute Mourinho took over at Inter then that move was out of the question. Hleb also just got married, apparently. The Spanish press were reporting that the man who would be a Barcelona player within 'hours' had married his TV presenter girlfriend. I do wonder why exactly Barcelona want Hleb though. He's certainly not better or more productive than Iniesta who plays a very similar role. He's not going to play up front with Henry, Messi and Bojan there, plus I'm sure Barcelona will bring in another striker. Part of the midfield three with Xavi and Iniesta, that's a lot of work for him to get through - certainly not work he ever had to do with us. It's a strange one but if the money's right then I won't be crying over his departure. I just wonder do Barcelona really want him - it's all agent speak at the moment This article, which features the hideous face of Didier Drogba (sorry!), suggests that Kolo Toure has made himself available as one of the three over 23 players for the Ivory Coast's Olympics squad. I can't imagine the boss would be that happy if it were true. More than most Kolo needs a good rest this summer. We should send them Eboue. Whether they want him or not. Freddie Ljungberg has lashed out at Arsene Wenger and Arsenal following his sale last summer and suggested he was made play with injuries after receiving painkilling injections. He says:
    It's all about my injuries. Wenger simply doesn't like those who show a weakness. With him, you generally feel as if you were in the army - it's only in public that he may appear to be some sort of man of liberal views. In reality, his belief is natural selection. After I recovered, I was given a chance in the typical Wenger way: I was expected to run and intercept and score just the same as before. He just didn't give me enough time to do it properly. I had no time.
    Which is strange because for two seasons Freddie's goal return was negligible, he spent more and more time out injured and he looked a long way from the player that was so effective for us. That's plenty of time in the cut throat world of top flight football. What's most odd of all is that he says he went to West Ham so he could play against Arsenal as often as possible. He wanted to prove that he wasn't finished as player. Two goals all season long for the Hammers still leaves him with it all to do. And I suspect the fact that West Ham were paying serious wages (if Lucas Neill was on £60,000 a week then Freddie would earn more than that) had a lot to do with his decision. I have to say this doesn't really sound like Freddie though. These comments, if true, are surprising and a bit disappointing. Jens Lehmann has joined Stuttgart. Good luck to him. David McNally was one of the names mentioned as a possible replacement for Keith Edelman. Speculation will no doubt increase now that he's left Fulham. Finally for today just a reminder that if you find yourself unable to visit Arseblog due to stern IT departments then you do have a couple of options. Firstly, you can subscribe to the mailing list and have a steaming fresh load of Arse slammed into your box every morning. Secondly you can use the RSS feed and then use a site like Bloglines or Google Reader to view the blog. Right, that's about that. More tomorrow.]]>
    2666 2008-06-04 09:00:17 2008-06-04 09:00:17 open open ramsey-battle-sagna-extends-his-contract-freddies-all-cranky publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's loud and it's tasteless http://arseblog.net/2008/06/05/its-loud-and-its-tasteless/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2663 the new home kit emerged yesterday (another link). As usual opinions are divided. I quite like the overall look of it but I do wish Nike would stop fucking around with our kits. Firstly they give us that white abomination and try and sell it on the back of some spurious link to Herbert Chapman, now the white sleeves, so traditionally Arsenal, seem almost like an afterthought in this kit. However, I do like the all black keepers kit and the away kit is back to yellow (at least it looks yellow in the low-res pics I've seen. It might turn out to be something wanky like 'country wholegrain mustard') so it's not all bad. Freddie Ljungberg has denied making the comments about Arsenal and Arsene Wenger that were attributed to him yesterday. They did sound a bit suspicious, in fairness, and it's good to hear Freddie categorically deny them. No real transfer news this morning bar a report from Sky Sports that we failed in a bid for Udinese defender Cristian Zapata. One of those 'Sky Sports understands' jobs. They seem to have gone to the same Understanding 101 course as the BBC. Chairman PHW laments the influence of money over the game and players. I think it's quite reasonable to have a problem with the sheer greed of certain players and often it's those guys who drive the wages upwards and upwards. I know Arsenal will be accused of trying to do things on the cheap but it's just not true - none of our big players have ever left because they weren't being paid enough (not since Liam Brady or Frank Stapleton anyway). Vieira, Henry, Pires etc were all extremely well paid by any standards and the Chairman says:
    They [players] talk up their own salaries, but you’ve just got to keep firm and sensible and if people go and leave you, well, tough. But I don’t think you can keep putting the wages up and the price of tickets up. You have got to somehow balance the books.
    And ultimately that's the point. That the more we splash out on wages the more it costs the fans. Arsenal is an expensive hobby for many people already. You look at the Flamini situation - had we tried to match what he was being offered elsewhere the knock-on effects it would have on everyone else's wages would, at the end of the day, be passed on to fans. Match tickets, merchandise, food, drink and everything else would become (even) more expensive. There has to be some common sense applied. Confirmation of Bacary Sagna's new deal. Good news. Jens Lehmann talks about his time in England. He enjoyed it rather more than former Villa man Thomas Hitzelsperger as you'll see towards the end the article. He's also been critical of the ball set to be used in Euro2008, saying we'll see more punching from goalkeepers. Yes! I can't wait to see Jens punch some forward right on the nose. Oh. He meant the ball...well, with Jens you never know. Robin van Persie is back in training with Holland ahead of Euro2008. He came through his first full training session unscathed and, having taken off the suit of armour, expressed his hope that he could take part in the Dutch's first game. Speaking of Euro2008 you can follow it on OleOle.com's match centre - which features commentary, live scores, live blogging, a Eurocast - a Euro2008 podcast - and more. I know it's crazy but I'm tipping Spain to win. Yes they always choke when it comes to big tournaments but they've got to get it right some time. There's just so much talent in the Spanish squad I think they've got a great chance. Apart from their habit of choking in big tournaments. And the fact that Aragones is a crazy lunatic. And they can't take the pressure. Still, my money's down. Who are you betting on? Ian Wright says moving to Chelsea was a bad move for son Shaun Wright-Phillips. He said they could never have conceived how it would have ended up the way he did. It's funny how pretty much every football fan in the world could see it coming but not the man with all the football experience. Still, three seasons with that very nice wage packet bulging out of his pants and I'm sure Wrights Jr and Sr aren't too unhappy. Righto. That's about that. I checked the Spanish papers there's nothing new on Hleb so for today we shall call it quits. Right, David? Beep-beep!]]>
    2663 2008-06-05 09:00:29 2008-06-05 09:00:29 open open its-loud-and-its-tasteless publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It keeps getting sillier + Arsecast 79 http://arseblog.net/2008/06/06/it-keeps-getting-sillier-arsecast-79/ Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2661 £32 for Emmanuel Adebayor. I love the bloke but he's not worth £32m. Still, according to reports in Italy he's agreed terms with AC Milan and now it's just down to the two clubs to ...zzzzz... agree ...zzzzzz.... a fee. This smacks 100% of an agent trying to frighten Arsenal into giving Adebayor a pay rise. Now, after last season I think he probably deserves one but in order to prove he's a top, top player Adebayor has to do it again this season and show that it wasn't a once off. I remember strikers like Kevin Phillips and James Beattie having great seasons but doing it consistently afterwards at the highest level was beyond them. I doubt there's anything to this story really but players whose agents are stirring the shit are becoming quite tedious now. Speaking of which Hleb's agent is quoted in the Spanish press this morning and he says talks with Barcelona are 'ongoing' but nothing has been signed yet. Whatever. Cardiff's Aaron Ramsey will fly to Switzerland on Saturday to meet Arsene Wenger. We're one of a number of clubs who have had bids accepted for the midfielder but the smart money is on him joining United. You see, this all boils down to whether he's a cunt or not. If he joins United then we know that he's a cunt. If he joins us then he's not a cunt and is determined to join the fight against cunts. It's possibly the greatest method of discovering if someone's a cunt or not. Example - Arsenal and United both wanted Charlie Nicholas. Charlie joined the Arsenal, therefore he's not a cunt. On the other hand Cristiano Ronaldo joined United and I hardly need to tell you how much of a cunt he is. Ahead of Euro2008 Philippe Senderos is urging his Swiss mates to get off to a dream start to the tournament. They play the Czech Republic. Meanwhile Robin van Persie wants Holland to emulate the football of some of the old Holland teams. They'd be better off emulating the winning of the 88 team rather than the glorious failures of the Cruyff era. Cesc is looking forward to the tournament and is hoping to secure his place in the team and that Spain can do better than they normally in these things. I'm hoping they can as well, having put some money on them, although I will admit to a sneaky score on Russia at 25-1. Come on Sprussia! Don't forget you can follow Euro 2008 on OleOle's match centre. Ok then, Arsecast time. I was seriously considering no Arsecast this week. Not because I am a lazy bastard but because there wasn't a whole lot to talk about - still, you will be happy/sad (delete as appropriate) that I've managed to squeeze something out, like a poo that isn't quite cooked yet. There's a chat with the man from East Lower, the Man in the Bar, a tale of the unexpected and some Talkshite radio amongst other stuff. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that'll be that. Until tomorrow, have a happy Friday.]]> 2661 2008-06-06 09:00:48 2008-06-06 09:00:48 open open it-keeps-getting-sillier-arsecast-79 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure A noisy Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/06/07/a-noisy-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2659 Arsene Wenger said:
    Adebayor is under a firm contract that he extended last year. If Milan are interested in Adebayor, they just have to call me and they will get the answer they deserve.
    Classic Arsene that. He also assured fans that Cesc would be at the club next season. Which is good to hear although I wasn't worried about that in the slightest. It does appear the manager will be going to the Euros with an open mind. When asked if he was looking at anyone in particular he said:
    Any player. I'm here with my chequebook. I don't rule anything out, I can fall in love with any player.
    It is so easy to fall in love with a player. Robert Pires, love at first sight ...*sigh*... he's so dreamy. I mean, erm, yes, I know what Arsene means. Shut up. At the bottom of this Telegraph article carrying the Adebayor story they throw in a line about us making a £5m bid Yoan Gouffran. He's a player that's been linked with us before but I don't know too much about him. At 21 he's hardly the experience we're all crying out for and it's a very tenuous link anyway. Carlos Vela says his Champions League debut will be a dream come true. How typical that Sp*rs had to go and sign their own Mexican just because we had one. Copycats. At least ours is an up and comer, not somebody who got booted out of Barcelona for being totally crap and stuff. Speaking of Barcelona speculation is increasing over there re: Alex Hleb. They reckon he's going to earn €3m a year and will pay a transfer fee of up to €15m. So nothing new really. Ahead of Euro 2008 the boss has picked out Benzema, Gomez and Modric as the players to watch but reckons that Cesc could be the player of the tournament. Philippe Senderos talks about the upcoming game v the Czech Republic and he'll be looking to have a good tournament after the way his season ended at Arsenal. Speaking of that game and the one between Portugal and Turkey later you can follow it with OleOle's match centre (Switzerland v Czechs - Portugal v Turkey). There's live blogging, live scores, chat and more. Plus there's a Euro2008 podcast which is going to built around your thoughts on the various games. For more details on that click here. And that's about that. And just as I write those words the alarm stops. Motherfuckers.]]>
    2659 2008-06-07 09:00:01 2008-06-07 09:00:01 open open a-noisy-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Even the newspapers can't be arsed http://arseblog.net/2008/06/08/even-the-newspapers-cant-be-arsed/ Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2657 The Sunday Mirror tries to run an 'exclusive' saying Alexander Hleb is off to Barcelona and we'll replace him with Samir Nasri. Fucking hell. At first I thought some new boy who hasn't been briefed on how to rework stories from the blogs put that together but it turns out it was Steve Stammers. Lame. Both the main Catalan dailies say the Hleb deal is in the final stages. All they need to do is negotiate a price with Arsenal. Like this is some kind of after-thought. Cunts. El Mundo says that Barcelona will also ask about Adebayor but they understand this would be a much more difficult deal to do than the Hleb one while Sport says they understand that Adebayor has given his word to Arsenal that he'll stay. Meanwhile the Daily Mail suggests that the relationship between Arsene Wenger and Adebayor is so strained that we're going to sell him and replace him with Roque Santa Cruz. Really, we shouldn't give utter shite like that the oxygen of publicity but it's so fictional the more people see it the more they can look at future articles by Rob Draper and realise he's talking out of his fucking hole. The News of the World links us with a move for Newcastle's Shay Given. Can't see it. Almunia's just signed a new contract, Fabianski is waiting in the wings and the young Italian Mannone has been given a 5 year deal as well. That's our 1-2-3 in terms of keepers for next season. Arsenal interest at Euro2008 was restricted to Philippe Senderos in the opener last night. The Swiss went down 1-0 to the Rosickyless Czechs while in the other game Portugal beat Turkey 2-0. The highlight of that game was a crude tackle on Nani which sadly didn't do too much damage. Cristiano Ronaldo pulled off his first dive of the tournament after just 10 seconds. Slaven Bilic, Croatia's coach, says they're going to 'do it for Eduardo' after the Arsenal man's horrific injury against Birmingham. I hope they do it for Eduardo better than we did it for Eduardo. They play co-hosts Austria tonight (we might see Manninger in goal) while in the second game Germany play Poland. Spain don't play until Tuesday but Cesc is unhappy at the criticism levelled at him for his performances in the national shirt. Critics say he's too similar to Xavi, sort of like a Spanish Gerrard/Lampard situation (except Cesc and Xavi aren't complete and utter cunts), but I reckon they can work together. We'll see when they take on Russia. Right then, not much else stirring. Have a lazy Sunday folks.]]> 2657 2008-06-08 09:00:27 2008-06-08 09:00:27 open open even-the-newspapers-cant-be-arsed publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Hleb's agent says the Barcelona deal could be done this week http://arseblog.net/2008/06/09/hlebs-agent-says-the-barcelona-deal-could-be-done-this-week/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2654 to meet Arsene Wenger. The Independent says he's leaning towards joining us but I don't know how they could possibly know that. As I said last week if he signs great, if not then I'm not going to be too bothered. We've got lots of good 17 years olds already. The Hleb situation goes on and on. In today's Sport Hleb's agent, Uli Ferber, says:
    Barcelona can close the deal with Arsenal this week. Alex has more offers but this is a great opportunity and he feels very proud at the interest Barcelona have shown in him.
    Hleb is currently on his honeymoon, apparently, but I'm told things aren't going well. As soon as he gets near the box he freezes up and tries to get someone else to finish the job. Honestly though, this is as tedious a transfer story as we've ever had. Misleading headline of the day goes to Sky Sports who says Jens Lehmann had a 'parting shot' at Arsenal by saying he felt a lot of anger and disappointment at his final season. Player who loses his place and feels frustrated shocker. Bunch of arse. There's some Arsenal interest in Euro2008 today as Robin van Persie looks set to start for Holland. There was some story in the Dutch papers about how he took out Wesley Sneijder on purpose but it seems to have been overblown. Although if someone told you the Dutch players were having at each other with baseball bats and planks with nails in them you wouldn't be in the least bit surprised. The Dutch play Italy. Meanwhile France, with Arsenal and ex-Arsenal interest, take on Romania. William Gallas is the only current Arsenal player in the squad while ex-Gunners like Thierry, Patrick Vieira and that little dolphin headed cunt could all take part. Speaking of Vieira reports in this morning's Daily Star have linked him with a £4m move to Portsmouth. Perhaps to replace dolphin headed cunt who could be on his way to Sp*rs, thus making him one of the biggest cunts ever to have worn our shirt. An Eduardoless Croatia beat Austria 1-0 last night and according to their coach, Slaven Bilic (what a lovely earring he sports), Eduardo could return for pre-season training with Arsenal. I'm a little concerned that we might be building our hopes up a little here but if it's true then brilliant. Carlos Vela scored for Mexico in a 4-0 over Peru at the weekend. That's his second goal in 5 internationals and I have to say I'm really looking forward to seeing this kid next season. I wonder if anyone at Euro2008 has caught AW's eye yet. There hasn't really been anybody outstanding, I know the BBC were trying to talk up Modric yesterday but he looked distinctly average and very lightweight. Certainly not a £17m player based on the evidence of yesterday. Right, here's to some good football later. More tomorrow.]]>
    2654 2008-06-09 09:00:55 2008-06-09 09:00:55 open open hlebs-agent-says-the-barcelona-deal-could-be-done-this-week publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Lewin - Hleb - Gilberto - Walcott - Eurocast http://arseblog.net/2008/06/10/lewin-hleb-gilberto-walcott-eurocast/ Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2652 Gary Lewin is leaving Arsenal after 30 years to take up a full time position with England. Best of luck to him, he might have saved John Terry's life but we can't let that overshadow all the great work he's done down the years. Ken Friar says:
    Gary will be greatly missed by all the players and his work colleagues at the Club and I know he will still keep in touch, as he will still have many friends here at Emirates Stadium. We wish him the very best of luck for the future in his new position.
    His replacement will be announced in due course. Also, in more official news from the club Alex Song has signed a new long term deal. He had a few decent games towards the end of the season so fair play to him but I think he's still got a bit to do convince people he's the real deal. It looks like we'll be seeing more of him all the same. Alex Hleb is now wanted by Bayern Munich, according to reports in Germany. This would make more sense to me although Deco, in an interview with El Mundo, says Hleb would be a good replacement for him at Barcelona. Meanwhile the Sun quotes Hleb as saying: I’ve two years left on my contract. And if I do move it’ll be by mutual consent with Arsenal. Splendid. Whatever. The Sun also reports that Everton are interested in Joao Moutinho, the player who is one R away from being a huge cunt. I liked the look of him during Portugal's game against Turkey. He's quite Flamini in his way. I'd have to see a bit more of him and any link is purely speculative anyway so I might as well shut up about him. Done. Gilberto says he wants to stay at Arsenal next season but admits it's down to the manager if he wants him to be part of things. Personally I don't think we can afford to lose his experience and professionalism from the squad. I'm not sure he's going to be first choice again but we can't complain about lack of depth and let players like Gilberto go. The Brazilian has also warned younger players about leaving, saying:
    In my opinion Arsenal is still a great, great club and fantastic for any player in the world. It's a gamble when you move to another club. It would be a good thing for them to stay at the club because they know each other very well. They have a better situation than last season and could use the feeling of disappointment as an inspiration for next season.
    At the same time he admits that another season without a trophy would make it difficult for the manager to keep the squad together. The next campaign really is vital. One of the youngsters who certainly won't be leaving is Theo Walcott and he's determined to become more regular in the first team. He's set himself targets in terms of appearances and goals and, like Vela, he's someone I'm really looking forward to seeing next season. His improvement was noticeable over the course of last season and I'm hoping that run at Anfield was him coming of age. For someone who hasn't really got going in his career and struggled at times with the adaptation to football at the highest level he has been quite effective in terms of goals and assists. What he produces when he really kicks on is going to be very interesting indeed. The Guardian reports that we're favourites to land Aaron Ramsey despite Cardiff wanting him to go to United so they can have him back on loan next season. Update: The BBC says we've signed him. Kolo Toure suggests we fell away last season because we didn't have the same focus and desire as we did earlier in the season. Is that another little dig at the lack of leadership from the captain? As we've talked about many times before I think the manager's got a decision to make this summer with regards to the captaincy and it's not going to be an easy one. Arsenal interest in Euro2008 came via an unlikey source last night. Robin van Persie played 20 minutes for the Dutch who beat Italy 3-0 in what was the best game of the tournament so far. Former Gunner Giovanni van Bronckhorst scored the third goal too. In the other game France drew 0-0 with Romania and that was no more than they deserved. Domenech's team was awful, you could see how the dynamism of Clichy and Sagna would have made a real difference while William Gallas had a couple of tricky moments at the back. Today's Cesc's Spain play Russia at 5pm while it's Greece v Sweden in the evening game. For those of you interested in a bit of a predictions game we're doing one over on The Week in Football where you'll also find the Eurocast, a Euro2008 podcast. There are phone lines set up so you can phone/Skype your thoughts on the games and take part in the podcast, as well as an email address. Details over there. Right, that'll be that. Busy morning ahead. Carry on.]]>
    2652 2008-06-10 09:00:13 2008-06-10 09:00:13 open open lewin-hleb-gilberto-walcott-eurocast publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Bring me the head of David Villa - and the rest of him too http://arseblog.net/2008/06/11/bring-me-the-head-of-david-villa-and-the-rest-of-him-too/ Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2650 he said:
    I hope things go well for him at Tottenham. He is a very good player and let's hope he can then move on to a better team.
    A truly magnificent soundbite worthy of any Arsenal veteran. I can't agree with him entirely though. I hope dos Santos has a rotten time at Sp*rs and then moves to Wigan. Transfer speculation is increasing daily. This morning's goodies include another story saying that AC Milan have agreed terms with Emmanuel Adebayor. Apparently they met Adebayor's agent yesterday and all that's left now ... come on ... you know this one ... yeah, they just have to agree a fee with Arsenal. Now, again it stinks of agent trying to wangle more money for his client but if Adebayor is as happy as he says he is at Arsenal why is his agent still tarting him around? I really fucking hate agents. The Sun links us with Torsten Frings as a replacement for Mathieu Flamini. At 31 he doesn't appear to be typical Wenger signing but he's a quality player, we could do a lot worse. I'm sure many of you watched Spain v Russia in Euro2008 drooling at the performance of Valencia's David Villa. He's on the market this summer and has said he'd love to play for Arsenal because of the kind of football we play. The hat-trick yesterday will have stuck a few quid onto his price tag but Cesc Fabregas is hoping that won't discourage Arsene from making a bid, saying:
    I would like to have him in my team because as you can see he can make the difference. He's an amazing player. He has mobility, he scores goals ... he plays well at the back of defenders, in front of them, he's a tremendous player.
    He certainly is quality and the idea of him dovetailing with Fabregas is making me a little wet. The headline on Marca this morning is 'Villa makes us smile'. I think that could be true of any club in the world, not just his country. As for our chances of signing him, well, I'd say they're fairly slim to be honest but stranger things have happened in football. I would love to see him at Arsenal. Congrats to Cesc as well who came off the bench and got his first international goal, with a header no less. Robin van Persie says that Holland's counter-attacking against Italy was 'right out of the Arsenal handbook'. The Arsenal handbook would now see him pick up a nose strain and miss 4 months. Arsenal interest in today's games is with Philippe Senderos as Switzerland take on Turkey. We might see Johann Djourou at some stage too. After the Greek horror show yesterday watching a couple of Sunday league teams hack the ball around a muddy field would be a pleasure. Don't forget you can follow the games on OleOle's match centre (Czech Republic v Portugal - Switzerland v Turkey) which has chat, live blogging, minute by minute comms and more - not forgetting the Eurocast which should be available a little later this morning. Gary Lewin talks about his 'impossible' decision to leave Arsenal and looks back on some of the memories of his time at the club. Interesting reading. I haven't mentioned Aaron Ramsey yet because while a lot of sites are calling it official and crowing over United fans it still remains unannounced from an Arsenal point of view. What is good though is that it seems the young man has passed the cunt test. And you have to wonder at United as well. Whereas we flew Ramsey and his family to Switzerland on a private jet to meet Arsene Wenger, United gave him a few hours being shown around Old Trafford by Gary Neville. Not much competition there, is there? It seems the promise of first team football is what swung the deal but I haven't seen anywhere enough of the boy to know if he's ready for first team action for us next season. I suspect he'll start on the fringe of things, Carling Cup, and such. It'll be interesting to see the progress he makes. When he signs, of course. Quotes from Alexander Hleb appear in this morning's edition of El Mundo. He says:
    I still haven't signed anything. Not with Bayern, not with Barcelona. There's a lot of specualtion about my future but now I just want to rest and decide my future club later.
    You rest up there, poor dear. Take your time. You just let us know when it's convenient for you. Good lad. Would you like a blanket? A cup of Horlicks? Shall I fetch your fucking slippers too? So while I go make little Alex more comfortable I'll leave you to it. More tomorrow.]]>
    2650 2008-06-11 09:00:47 2008-06-11 09:00:47 open open bring-me-the-head-of-david-villa-and-the-rest-of-him-too publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor and Milan + waffle round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/06/12/adebayor-and-milan-waffle-round-up/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2648 Emmanuel Adebayor and AC Milan, some of which say Adebayor has told his agent to tell Arsenal he wants to leave and go to Italy. AC have admitted their interest in the player despite the fact that Ade has made two statements so far this close season saying he's going to stay at Arsenal. This could be because they really, really want him or because they've been given some indication by his agent that he would open to a move. I just wonder if there isn't a little too much smoke around this story for there not to be any fire. Adebayor must surely be aware what his agent is doing, perhaps it's just a ploy to try and get him an increase in wages at Arsenal. On the other hand we have his fairly unequivocal statements about his intentions so I think we need to give him the benefit of the doubt, for now. Hleb to Barcelona looks to have gone very quiet. Reports say that Arsenal have asked for Yaya Toure to be part of any deal but I didn't find anything about that in the Spanish papers. They do say that Bayern have admitted their interest in the Belarussian though. There are reports that the Catalans have made a bid for a Sao Paulo midfielder and there's an editorial in Sport which says that Hleb is not the kind of player Barcelona need and they should not buy him and concentrate on getting Cesc next summer. Cunnies. It also looks like Barcelona have made David Villa their top target of the summer. I did like the quote from Aulas, President of Lyon, about Karim Benzema. He said:
    For €40m I'll sell you the ear of Benzema.
    heh. Reminiscent of Del Nido at Seville who said similar things about José Antonio Reyes before we bought him. And look how well that turned out! Erm... Teamtalk reports that newly promoted West Brom want Armand Traore and Alex Song on loan for next season. Certainly Traore needs a loan spell, he needs to play regularly as for all his pace he looks very, very raw at first team level. As for Song I'd be surprised if he went, the boss seems to really rate him. The Telegraph links us with Robinho while there were some reports yesterday saying Atletico Madrid were trying to hijack the Nasri deal. All I can say is if Nasri chooses Atletico over us then more fool him. Eurowatch - Germany were beaten 2-1 by Croatia yesterday, Jens being particularly unlucky with the second goal. He did get into a nice ruck with the linesman and ref after Schweinsteiger got sent off and for all their good football the Croatians are just a bit too divey for me to support them, which is a shame. Bilic seems like a real character, he's refreshing in the world of football management, but some of the antics of the Croatian players are a bit OTT. There's Arsenal interest today as France play Holland in the evening game. Robin van Persie could play for the Dutch while Gallas is set to start for France. We might even see Vieira and Henry at the Wanked off stadium tonight. Italy v Romania is up first today though. No Arsecast today, sorry about that. It's gone on a package deal to Santa Ponza where its going to get the back of its neck sunburnt, drink lots of beer, eat chips and pass out in a pool of its own vomit before coming back next week in need of a holiday all relaxed and refreshed. Right then, busy morning, more tomorrow.]]>
    2648 2008-06-12 09:00:03 2008-06-12 09:00:03 open open adebayor-and-milan-waffle-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Ramsey signs officially, Adebayor confusion + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/06/13/ramsey-signs-officially-adebayor-confusion-saturday-round-up/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2646 Aaron Ramsey signing was officially announced last night. We got the usual stuff from Arsene about how happy he was to sign a player who can play in midfield, at the back, up front, in goal, do ballboy, physio, tea-lady, write the match programme and be a steward. The player himself said:
    I’m so happy to have signed for Arsenal. I am joining one of the biggest clubs in the world and can’t wait to meet my new team mates. I recently met with Arsène Wenger and he was a big factor in my decision to join Arsenal. He talked to me for a long time about the Club and the plans for the future, which really excites me. Arsenal is a Club which always gives young players an opportunity at the highest level of the game and I am going to work my hardest to be part of future successes here.
    So welcome to the Arsenal young man, glad to have you. No doubt we'll get some glimpses of him in pre-season. Now, Adebayor. There's so much going on here that's it's very difficult to see the wood for the trees. We know about the interest from AC Milan and his agent, Stephane Courbis, is quoted as saying:
    The player is fine at Arsenal, but when Milan come in for you it's difficult to tell them no. I know that Milan is one of the biggest clubs in the world and, when they want to take you, you have to really consider it. It's difficult to say no to Milan.
    So what we can gather from that is that if Arsenal were to accept a bid from Milan then he would go. Now, this is according to the agent only at this stage but you have to think that Milan's prolonged interest in Adebayor is due to encouragement from the agent and possibly the player. If Adebayor said to his agent 'I am really happy at Arsenal, I don't want to move' then these stories probably would not be appearing. On the other hand The Sun quotes Adebayor this morning:
    My future with Arsenal has never been in doubt and I want to assure fans I will be here for many years. My agent has met with coach Arsene Wenger about a new deal and I am happy about how the talks are going so fans can rest assured.
    Hmmm, I have to say I'm a bit suspicious about this whole situation. As I said yesterday we have to give the player the benefit of the doubt because everything we've heard from him has been positive about his Arsenal future. On the other hand though there's obviously something going on. Whether that's trying to get Adebayor a new deal at Arsenal or a move to Milan I don't know. I'm not sure that Adebayor actually merits a new contract with us to be honest. He just got a rise last season and while he had an outstanding season with 30 goals I think football is in very real danger of being ruined by hype. A player who has a few good games is lauded as the next 'Zidane/Maradona/Henry/Pele' whereas in the past it took time for a player to build his reptuation. Players and agents are greedily trying to cash in when their stock is high, there's no long term thinking. My opinion regarding Adebayor would be that he had a brilliant season last time around but we have to be sure that he can do it again before we start paying him big, big money. To me that makes perfect sense. I'm not suggesting that what he did last season was a fluke but we've seen players in the past have one glorious season and fail miserably to ever reach those heights again. If he sticks away 25-30 goals this season then fair enough but until then he'll just have to cope with the £35,000 a week he's earning. Poor lamb. Some fella called Gervinho talks himself up and says he knows that Arsenal want him. This comes after his agent made similar claims. Sounds like a player trying to increase his profile to me. 'Yeah, I know Arsenal want me but I'm really happy at a much smaller club playing lower quality football, in lower quality surroundings and earning less money'. Pfffff. Do one. We might be getting a bit of money as it looks like Bolton will be signing Fabrice Muamba from Birmingham. A nice little sell-on clause will gain us a few quid. Kenny and Sammy at 36 and 35, now Nigel at 32. I'm still watching. Cesc wants Alexander Hleb to stay at the club saying he's an 'underrated' and 'incredible' player. Much as I love the little fella and not that I'm trying to suggest I know about the game than he does but I'm not sure I agree with him on this one. He's a player we can improve on, in my opinion. According to Radio Catalunya Barcelona's vice-president, Marc Ingla, travelled to London yesterday to negotiate with a transfer with Arsenal. Let's see what happens. Speaking of Cesc he's likely to be on the bench again for Spain today but he doesn't mind. They play Sweden later on this afternoon while the evening games sees Russia play Greece. Yesterday's games were fun, I thought. Italy a penalty kick away from going out but the cravat wearing Buffon saved Mutu's penalty. Italy will be unhappy at the perfectly good goal they scored just before half-time being ruled out. In the other game Holland destroyed France 4-1, Robin van Persie getting in on the scoring. The Dutch are looking really, really good in this tournament. We know they've got talent up front but their solidity at the back is surprising. They've now qualified for the 1/4 finals and Italy, France and Romania all still have a chance. The game between Italy and France is sure to be epic. Right, that's about it. Have a good Saturday, more tomorrow.]]>
    2646 2008-06-13 09:00:52 2008-06-13 09:00:52 open open ramsey-signs-officially-adebayor-confusion-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Shhhhhhh http://arseblog.net/2008/06/15/shhhhhhh/ Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2643 Adebayor is too expensive. Silvio Berlusconi says they cannot spend an 'exorbitant' amount due to the economic downturn. Whatever. He can just print his own money if he feels like it but perhaps the fact that they're competing in the UEFA Cup next season is handicapping their ability to sign big players. The People links us with Daniel Parejo. I try to care somehow. That's a lie. I don't. Try, that is. Reports in Spain say Barcelona are 'fed up' negotiating with Arsenal over Alexander Hleb. That makes all of us. I'm fed up with people not buying Hleb. Despite their vice-President arriving in London things have not advanced at all. I say we sell Hleb to some kind of circus where he's made perform tricks and stunts and forced to do things with horses that no man should do. William Gallas missed France's training session for an unspecified reason. I can exclusively reveal that he got caught up watching the box set of Twin Peaks and lusting after Audrey Horne. When people came to get him he insisted they provide him with some 'damn fine' coffee and a slice of delicious pie. Raymond Domenech is furious because the person who made the pie was a Sagittarius and once had nose sex with his wife. Seriously. No, really. Bob Wilson talks about Aaron Ramsey. That's it. It's Sunday, I have to play 5-a-side at some point today. Sweet Jesus. I have the pain. And the tired. And the hunger. And the getting a taxi home at a stupid time this morning. And the taxi driver laughing at me. And the 'Oh shit, it's bright. I hate the bright'. I'm going to lie down.]]> 2643 2008-06-15 09:00:55 2008-06-15 09:00:55 open open shhhhhhh publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The day of nothing http://arseblog.net/2008/06/16/the-day-of-nothing/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2641 Arsenal close to £16m wonderkid signing' or 'Revealed - Wenger's transfer targets' or 'Click here, we're not big fucking useless spoofers, honest!!!' or anything at all with the word 'mooted' in it. What kind of a word is 'mooted' anyway. To me it just conjours up images of cows wearing Doc Martens. Maybe that's just me though. Sometimes nothing is no bad thing though. When there's so little going anyway it becomes a pain in the hole seeing the same story over and over again on dozens of different websites who have done little else but copy it from the first website it appeared on. It makes those sites look as crap as they are. Oooh, the Dulwich Evening Chronicle is reporting that AC Milan might not buy Adebayor because he's too expensive. Well, if the Dulwich Evening Chronicle says it it must be true. We know what an august and reputable sports department they have. So for today I am going to bask in the nothing and during the day perhaps a story will appear and then tomorrow we can look back and say 'Well, isn't this something?'. Oh, the fixtures are out later. That is something. Update: 2008-2009 Arsenal fixtures here. We start the season with a home game against West Brom and finish against Stoke at the Grove. Interesting that 2 of the final 3 games of the season are Chelsea home and United away. Eurowatch - Arsenal interest last night came from Senderos as the Swiss beat the Portuguese. Sadly Ronaldo wasn't playing and Phil couldn't stamp on his neck. Repeatedly. In the other game the Czech Republic were 2-0 with just 15 minutes to play until Turkey staged a fantastic comeback to win 3-2. Nihat's equaliser came from an absolute shocker from Petr Cech, what a wonderful time he's had recently. Amazing stuff though. Today we've got Croatia v Poland and Germany v Austria with some suggestions that maybe Jens Lehmann isn't up to scratch for Germany. I've seen the games, I don't think he's been bad at all and he was unlucky for Croatia's second the other day. If you fancy a go at predicting the scores in those games and a Eurocast, the Euro2008 podcast, join us over here later this morning. Right, I've got the opposite of nothing to do all day so I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]> 2641 2008-06-16 09:00:14 2008-06-16 09:00:14 open open the-day-of-nothing publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Rosicky - van Persie - Ade/Hleb + Barcelona and more... http://arseblog.net/2008/06/17/rosicky-van-persie-adehleb-barcelona-and-more/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2639 Tomas Rosicky who looks unlikely to be fit for the start of the season. Speaking to some kind of Czech media outlet, he said:
    It will be yet a long time before I return, but at the start of the new season - some time in August - I will hopefully start with training.
    In one way I feel sorry for him. No player wants to be injured and Rosicky, when fit, offers the team something. He's quick, energetic, committed and he can score the icing on the cake goal like no other. However, his fitness is now a real issue. At the time of his signing people thought £6m was good value for a player of his quality and experience, now £6m seems like rather too much for a player who has spent so long out of the squad. The constant niggles and injuries that have prevented him getting a proper run in the team are damaging to us. We need our best players, our so-called first teamers, to be fit more often than he is. When he does come back, and I hope that he does, he's got to prove he can stay injury free or we really have to consider his position. The same goes with Robin van Persie, I think. There's no questioning the Dutchman's quality, in my opinion, but as someone considered a starter when fit he's got to prove he can get through a season more or less injury free. With Nasri likely to come in at least we have a genuine option for the left hand side of midfield and who knows if a bit of competition might do something to keep Tomas fit. This morning's Sport newspaper in Spain says that Barcelona are negotiating with Emmanuel Adebayor and that Arsenal know of his, and Hleb's, desire to leave London for the Catalan club. Arsene Wenger has, as a matter of principle (don't you know), rejected the idea of both players leaving but it's just a matter of time before both of them become players for the greatest club on earth. They will leave behind the measly presence of London and come to live in the greatest city on earth and play for the greatest club on earth in the best stadium on earth with the best weather on earth and the best food on earth and the most poetic, wonderful, creative, special, interesting, hilarious and, of course, sexy people on earth. How could they resist? Naturally it's all a load of speculative horse bollocks, the likes of which the Spanish press are, indeed, the best on earth at cooking up. Nicolas Anelka was named at No29 in the Arsenal greatest ever players list on Arsenal.com. Frank McLintock was No30. I think we can safely assume this is the most stupid list of all time. I'm still waiting for Cuntley Cunt to appear and when he does we can write it off good and proper. Eurowatch - Johann Djourou is unhappy with the Swiss coach for not giving him a chance in Euro 2008, particularly in the dead rubber against Portugal the other night. He's looking forward to the new coach coming in and I'm looking forward to see what kind of impact, if any, he can make at Arsenal next season. Arsenal interest in tonight's games comes via Robin van Persie as Romania play Holland. A win for Romania would see both France and Italy go out, no matter what either of them does. I can't see the Dutch going out to lose, momentum is important in tournaments as short as this one, but will they be as committed as they were in their first games knowing that qualification is already secured? Especially when they know a Romanian win would see two very strong teams go out, even if they are both in poor form that makes like a bit easier. We shall see what happens. It promises to be an interesting evening's football. William Gallas will probably play for France. Don't forget you can follow the games in the OleOle match centre which features live commentary, live blogging, chat and more. Click the links above to go the respective centres. Cesc talks about his form and life on the Spanish bench. Aragones is likely to make changes ahead of their game against Greece so we could see him start that game. Right, that's about that. Have a good day, more tomorrow.]]>
    2639 2008-06-17 09:00:35 2008-06-17 09:00:35 open open rosicky-van-persie-adehleb-barcelona-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    There's gold in them thar hills http://arseblog.net/2008/06/18/theres-gold-in-them-thar-hills/ Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2637 sent a fax to AC Milan telling them that Adebayor was not for sale for 'money or gold'. Heh. And who says fax is a dying medium? As I mentioned yesterday there was a lot speculation in the Spanish press yesterday, none of it concrete in any way though. It just said that Barcelona wanted Adebayor. Of course this has translated in a cast-iron £24m bid according to reports today. There's more in today's papers but again it's all very vague saying Barcelona want to sign him blah blah blah. While the best part of me knows what the Spanish press are like part of me keeps thinking of the interview Adebayor gave to El Mundo back in May, complete with picture of him holding and reading a copy of the paper. I wonder does his hero worship of Thierry Henry have any bearing on this whole situation. We shall see. With Barcelona admitting that none of Eto'o, Ronaldinho or Deco is wanted next season they're definitely looking for a forward. Adebayor certainly fits the bill. You have to imagine though that if Arsene is so against Adebayor leaving for Milan he's got to feel the same way about him leaving for Barcelona. It's all mad, Ted. Still, it was more positive about another striker last night as Robin van Persie completed 90 minutes for Holland, and scored, as they beat Romania to advance to the 1/4 finals of Euro 2008. He drew praise from his manager, Marco van Basten, who said:
    I am very happy for him. He had a long and difficult time without playing and he was completely fit when the tournament started. Now he has finally played 90 minutes; he didn't start easily but worked hard and after all his hard work, he was rewarded with a nice goal.
    RVP himself called the Romanians 'hard work' and he's certainly playing himself into contention for a starting spot and it's good to see him look sharp in general and particularly around the goal. Like every Arsenal fan I hope he keeps it up but more than that stays injury free. In today's Euro 2008 games Cesc should start for Spain against Greece while the Arsenal interest in the game between Sweden and Russia is reliant on ex-Gunners Freddie Ljungberg and Seb Larsson. Speaking of Spain yesterday's Mirror again linked us with a move for Valencia defender Raul Albiol. Valencia are in serious financial strife and clubs will be looking to take advantage of this - I suppose that kind of a situation would suit us. And that's really about that. Don't forget the Eurocast, the Euro 2008 podcast, will be available later on this morning. More tomorrow.]]>
    2637 2008-06-18 09:00:40 2008-06-18 09:00:40 open open theres-gold-in-them-thar-hills publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Catalan snoozefest - RVP - Eurowatch and more http://arseblog.net/2008/06/19/catalan-snoozefest-rvp-eurowatch-and-more/ Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2634 confirm they're in talks with Arsenal about Hleb comes more on the Adebayor side of things. Sport reports this morning that the Catalans have made an offer of €29m for the Togonator. But although the newspaper says Adebayor is exactly the player they're looking for they won't be offering a penny more. Although Arsenal say they won't sell him at any price they say that Adebayor wants to join, using quotes from the El Mundo interview I linked to yesterday. What can you say? I think I speak for most of us when I say: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz What a pack of tedious cunts they are. Sports departments filled with fiction writers - and while there's probably some truth in what they say the fact that it reads as if it were written by a failed Dan Brown impersonator almost makes me feel sorry for them. Almost. Instead I'd like to burn them alive just to save the world from this shite. Sadly, the thing is if you kill one two more grow back in its place. This is going to be a long summer. The BBC says Samir Nasri has 'agreed' his Arsenal contract but the BBC should try and tell us something we don't already know. Kolo Toure, meanwhile, says he'd like to stay at Arsenal for life. And I for one welcome that. A player who knows what he wants and doesn't need a scumbag agent to tell him. Speaking of scumbags and agents we move to Cuntley Cunt's inclusion at number 25 in the 50 greatest Arsenal players of all time. What a joke. Sansom, Nelson, Winterburn, McLintock and Merson all behind this odious little cunt? Frankly anyone who voted for him should be locked in a room with an angry dragon who has cancer teeth and can breathe fiery AIDS at them. I do love the way that Arsenal.com made sure we knew it was the 'fans' who picked the players but they should know better than this. Cuntley Cunt is the biggest cunt ever to play for Arsenal football club. What he did before being a cunt is irrelevant. If this list was the top 50 cunts to ever play for Arsenal he should be in all 50 positions, the little cunt. What a load of rubbish and frankly it's an insult to the great players who really did great things for our football club instead of running off like a greedy, lying cuntbox. Raul Albiol's agent says Arsenal have not been in touch with him about the player. Ok then. Robin van Persie reckons something beautiful is about to happen with Holland in Euro 2008. He's certainly giving van Basten something to think about with his goals in the tournament so far and I wouldn't be surprised to see him start the quarter final against Russia. I think van Basten sees something of himself in van Persie, great talent but slightly brittle. That particular quarter final promises to be an excellent game though after the Russians win over Sweden last night proved they're a team to be taken seriously. According to reader Dylan, Arsene was on French TV talking about how the prices for Russia's players, in particular Arshavin, would be likely to increase on the back of that performance for anyone that might be interested in buying them. The Mirror says we're ready with a £10m bid for Arshavin. Tonight sees Portugal v Germany with Jens Lehmann in action for the Germanians. Can their defence keep out the attacking threat of Portugal? Will Klose or Gomez actually score a goal? It's gonna be a good one, I think. I fancy the Germans to nick it as well. Right so, that's about the size of it. More tomorrow.]]> 2634 2008-06-19 09:00:43 2008-06-19 09:00:43 open open catalan-snoozefest-rvp-eurowatch-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug WAY too much Adebayor smoke + Arsecast 80 http://arseblog.net/2008/06/20/way-too-much-adebayor-smoke-arsecast-80/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2632 AC Milan say it's Adebayor or nothing while the speculation in Spain increases about a move to Barcelona. I know we've heard from Adebayor this summer saying he wants to stay at Arsenal but I have to say I'm a bit concerned at just how intense this speculation is. It's constant, it's not being quashed, and it goes a bit beyond the old 'Oh, we half fancy this player'. Sport actually claims to have called up Adebayor in Togo and quotes the player as saying:
    I don't want to say anything now in reference to FC Barcelona. Maybe in a little while it might be necessary but not now. It's better to wait. Thank you*
    Of course he could have said "I have nothing to say about Barcelona" etc etc and it might well have been twisted to suit the story but that's what he's quoted as saying. To me it feels like there's something going on here and while I'm certainly not going to start pointing fingers yet it would be very disappointing if Adebayor were to agitate for a move now. However, it does seem the interest from both Milan and Barcelona is very real and I don't think it can get to the stage it's at unless there's been some encouragement from the player's camp. We'll see what happens but it's all a bit scummy and murky in my opinion. If he goes we'd need a striker though, that's for sure. Samuel Eto'o anyone? I'm not sure I believe this one but I'm also pretty sure that this story has been brought in good faith unlike some of the absolute bollocks you read elsewhere. The Sun says we're after Obafemi Martins. Can't see it. I think his agent just uses us every single time he wants to get his player's name in the papers regarding a move away from Newcastle. Lazy cunt. Nasri medical, holiday, sign, blah blah blah. Some clubs want to sign Gael Clichy apparently. Well, some clubs can go suck a donkey's smeggy cock, cunts. Fuck. Off. Eurowatch - Jens played last night for Germany as they knocked out Portugal. Sadly Ronaldo didn't cry which is a bit of a shame in fairness. It does seem that we're likely to see him do his crying for Real Madrid next season. Whatever I might think about United I can only hope that Ronaldo's signing ushers in a new era of shite for Madrid - the way they and Barcelona act over transfers really is quite disgraceful and if they pay £60m for him and he breaks his leg in the first game it'd be just what they deserve. Tonight sees Croatia play Turkey and you can follow in the OleOle match centre - not forgetting the Eurocast as well which should be published later this morning. The AST publish a letter they've written to Stan Kroenke after meetings with him and his team in Denver. Interesting stuff and it does look like a place on the board will be forthcoming. Hopefully I'll have a chat to them in the week to get more detail about their meeting and we can get it up on the Arsecast. Speaking of which, after a week's holiday the Arsecast is back. In today's all-action episode there's a theme of negativity running all the way through, the Man in the Bar, a tale of the unexpected, Eboue and more. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that, more tomorrow. *Other websites and blogs please feel free to use this information without the slightest acknowledgement as to where you got it. I know you're all Spanish speakers too. You're great, so you are.]]>
    2632 2008-06-20 09:00:04 2008-06-20 09:00:04 open open way-too-much-adebayor-smoke-arsecast-80 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    El Mundo says Adebayor has handed in a transfer request http://arseblog.net/2008/06/21/el-mundo-says-adebayor-has-handed-in-a-transfer-request/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2630 Gael Clichy has signed a new long term contract with the club. Good news and let's hope the young man can keep going after a fantastic season last time around. He really was the model of consistency and energy, his defending has improved considerably and if he can now add a bit more of an attacking threat to his game he's gonna be awesome. Right, so from positive to tedious negative. The rumours about Adebayor abound. This morning's El Mundo says Marc Ingla flew to London on a 'lightning' visit to discuss both Adebayor and Hleb. They claim that Milan have a copy of a letter signed by Adebayor telling Arsenal that he wants to leave. A transfer request in which he asks to be able to speak to big clubs in Europe about a transfer. Quite a development, if it's true. However, Marca ran a story yesterday saying that Barcelona had agreed a €27m fee with Arsenal but we've asked Barcelona not to announce it until we've found a replacement. It does strike me that perhaps the Madrid based Marca is trying to cause the deal some problems by running a story like that. If it's true then they've blown the whole thing wide open, if it's not true and the deal doesn't happen then they make Barcelona look like chumps. As I said yesterday though there's really far too much going on around Adebayor for this to be all speculative. We've read his agent saying that he'd sign for Milan, who are playing UEFA Cup football next season. It's hard to think his agent would turn down an approach from Barcelona where Adebayor could play alongside Henry again. When he wasn't sitting on the bench watching Henry play alongside Bojan and Messi. At the moment the facts, such as they are, is about as far as I'm willing to go with this story. Further comment or opinion can wait because we have to also accept the fact that the Spanish press are notorious shit-stirrers and putting words in players mouths or transfer requests on clubs tables is all part of the tactics. Let's wait and see. Goodplaya has some info - and I know Goodplaya would not print this sort of thing unless there was something to it. Eurowatch - mad game last night, eh? No real Arsenal interest though. Tonight sees Robin van Persie's Holland take on Russia. Vague Arsenal interest in Andrei Arshavin? Arsene Wenger talks about Euro 2008 to the BBC. Hopefully this plays for everyone. I know they're a bit funny with regions and things like that. He talks about van Persie saying he can 'do anything' and calling him 'top class'. If he can stay fit, of course. Right, I'm off to enjoy the rain. Have a good day.]]> 2630 2008-06-21 09:00:16 2008-06-21 09:00:16 open open el-mundo-says-adebayor-has-handed-in-a-transfer-request publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Adebayor sends incriminating text messages, apparently http://arseblog.net/2008/06/22/adebayor-sends-incriminating-text-messages-apparently/ Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2627 Milan say that Arsenal want to sell the player but want to move him on to Barcelona for their own motives. Perhaps it's because we can get more money from Barcelona, or that we can sell him and Hleb in a package deal, or that we want a Barcelona player as part of the deal. Who knows? Not me, and frankly I'm finding it very difficult to give a fish's tit about this any more. The Spanish papers latest take on it is as follows: Sport says Barcelona have to sell Eto'o to fund the purchase of Adebayor. Chelsea and Milan are the clubs they say are interested in paying for the Cameroonian lunatic but didn't Milan say just the other day it was 'Adebayor or nothing'? Meanwhile El Mundo says that two of his Arsenal teammates, who prefer to keep their names secret (how convenient), have received a text message from Adebayor saying "I already see myself in Barcelona". They say that since Adebayor learned of Barcelona's interest a couple of weeks ago he made it clear to Arsenal that he wanted to become part of 'the Barcelona family'. Excuse me while I just lean over and vomit. The Barcelona family? What a crock of shit. I'd rather be a 8 month pregnant actress and spend time with the Manson Family. As I said yesterday I'll wait to give further opinion on this thing, particularly with regards to Adebayor, but seeing two clubs with the 'prestige' of Barcelona and Real Madrid to have spent most of this summer acting in such a classless and tawdry way makes a mockery of their reputations, in my opinion. In other news Andrei Arshavin does want to leave Zenit St Petersburg and there can't have been a manager in football unimpressed with him this season. After a great campaign with Zenit, in which they won the UEFA Cup, he's played the last two games for Russia at Euro 2008 and been outstanding. He was fantastic last night as the Russians made the Dutch look very ordinary indeed. He looks like an exciting player, someone I could very easily see in red and white, but it all depends on how much he costs and how much control Russian forces have over his transfer. The News of the World says we've had a bid for Diogo, Portuguesa's Brazilian midfielder, turned down. I think I read this somewhere else too. It must be true so. Not much else happening really. Tonight sees Italy v Spain at Euro 2008 and so far the 1/4 finals have thrown up some surprises. Russia last night and Turkey on Friday. Despite their wealth of attacking talent would it be a surprise to see the Spanish choke again on the big stage? I don't think so but I think I just about fancy them to take it tonight. Unless Luca Toni stops his Tony Cascarino impression I don't think Italy have enough to trouble the Spanish defence, which is hardly water tight at the best of times. Should be a good game though. Rightyo, that's it. Have a jolly good Sunday, stay out of the wind. It's humming.]]> 2627 2008-06-22 09:00:42 2008-06-22 09:00:42 open open adebayor-sends-incriminating-text-messages-apparently publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Cesc sends Spain through + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/06/23/cesc-sends-spain-through-news-round-up/ Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2625 Last night's 'epic' between Spain and Italy wasn't one of them though. Italy were dour, negative and defensive. Spain lacked the craft to open them up. They were pedestrian in midfield until Aragones brought on Fabregas for Xavi after about an hour. The young Arsenal man made a real difference. Spain still failed to break down the stubborn Italians but he tried to make the openings, always looked for the ball and frankly showed the old coach that he should have started the game. And so it came to penalties. Spain scored through Villa, Cazorla and Senna while Casillas saved from de Rossi. Up stepped Dani Guiza, pichichi last season in La Liga, and took a rotten penalty which Buffon saved. Cassilas then saved again from di Natale and the kick to win the game fell to Cesc. Talk about pressure. Three times on June 22nd Spain had lost a penalty shoot-out in a major tournament but there was no Riquelme moment, no Waddling, and he stuck it away to send Spain through to the semi-finals where they'll meet Russia. No less than they deserved, you have to say, and I was delighted for Cesc. He showed real courage and composure to score under real pressure and it looks like he's come of age on the international stage now as well. He's got to start the semi-final and he remains the last Arsenal interest in the tournament (although Jens is still there, kinda). Spain v Russia looks set to be a cracker though. Two teams that will attack and try to win, unlike the Italian who were doing their best not to lose first and foremost. In the Eurocast, coming later this morning, I put forward the theory that they play exactly the same way as Jack Charlton's Ireland. Defend well, lots of pressure on the opponents, and then hoof it up to the big man who the Mugsmasher names perfectly. I'll add the link when it's live. Today's Eurocast. Now, onto the Adebayor stuff which has become part of our daily routine. Sport is just trotting out the same 'Adebayor will pressure to come to Barcelona' stuff while El Mundo says negotiations are advanced with a fee of somewhere between €27m-€30m agreed. They say a deal could be closed in the next few hours but the small hassle is that Barcelona have to sell Deco, Eto'o or Ronaldinho in order to pay the money. Which, of course, is a bit of a hassle because everyone knows Barcelona want to sell them so they're going to try and knock the prices down as much as possible. It's not exactly great business sense to tell the world you're desperate to sell, is it? Anyway, no doubt this will run throughout the week until the words 'Adebayor' and 'Barcelona' invade your brain, your dreams, every waking moment. Or not. Milan say Adebayor only wants to sign for them and part of me would almost like to see that happen. The idea of Ade speaking Italian is hilarious. Andrei Arshavin 'dreams of Barcelona' according to his agent. Barcelona just need to sell the entire west side of the Camp Nou and half the Sagrada Familia before they can buy him though. After being on the verge of a move to Inter Milan before Mourinho took over, then linked with Barcelona and Bayern Munich, poor old Alexander Hleb is now having to suffer transfer interest from Wolfsburg. His former Stuttgart manager, Felix Magath, is in charge there and he says Hleb is 'interesting'. Interesting in the same way a three-cocked badger is interesting but interesting nonetheless. Tomorrow Hull City declare their interest in Dribbly McNoscore. And that's about it for this Monday. Another week of the close season begins which means another one has finished which means real football will be starting just that little bit sooner. I'm getting a bit antsy now. Stupid ants. Till tomorrow.]]> 2625 2008-06-23 09:00:52 2008-06-23 09:00:52 open open cesc-sends-spain-through-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Nasri on, Nasri off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. http://arseblog.net/2008/06/24/nasri-on-nasri-off-breathe-in-through-nose-out-the-mouth/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2623 confirm a 4 year move to Arsenal on his official website, prompting news sites and various copycats to go into overdrive. Nasri's official site then went down and later talk of the deal being done was played down by the player's agent, the horrible Jean-Pierre Bernes who said:
    Discussions are continuing between the two clubs and the player. Nothing has been finalized, no element of the transfer has been finalized and everybody is still talking. It is premature to announce anything at all.
    Now, from the information I've been given this is basically a big load of old bollocks. The deal is done but for whatever reason Marseille don't want it to be officially announced yet. The delay, such as it is, is not coming from Arsenal's side. Whatever Marseille'ca reasons are remain open to speculation so while it's frustrating for fans not to have that official confirmation there's no need to worry. It'll happen. Cesc talks about how he's a man now. Which is true. He was a boy. And now he's a man. That comes with age, you see. I too was once a boy and then I  became a man. Which is far preferable to becoming a cyclops or a nervous zebra, which was a very real fear for a while. I mean zebras have a nervous existence as it is. Imagine being an especially nervous one. That's no life for a boy. He (Cesc, not the nervous zebra) also talks about Russia ahead of the Euro 2008 semi-final, saying that Andrei Arshavin is the man to watch. The Sun links us with a move for Valencia's David Silva. An 'Arsenal source' said:
    Arsene wasn’t just in Vienna to cheer on Cesc — he was there to take a good look at Silva. He is a player who would fit well in the Arsenal set-up, especially if Hleb goes.
    He's certainly a very good player, I like him a lot, but I suppose the difficulty we might have is that nobody really seems too keen on Hleb. The Barcelona link has gone very quiet, what with them having to sell their vital organs to buy anyone, there's been nothing from Bayern and only Wolfsburg have said anything remotely positive about signing the player. So for all his desire to leave Hleb might find himself with nowhere to go. There's nothing new in the Spanish press about Adebayor. Just the same old crap from the last few days slightly re-written. A deal is 'really close' and Adebayor 'sees himself at Barca' blah blah blah shove it up your cunts blah blah. Speaking of Adebayor he came third in the player of the season poll on Arsenal.com - that means top spot has to go to either Cesc or the departed Flamini. I think it'll be Cesc. Squad numbers for the forthcoming season have been announced. Manuel Almunia is, as expected, the new number 1, Carlos Vela gets 12, Aaron Ramsey takes 16, Vito Mannone 24 and other than that there's nothing much changing. There are still some lovely numbers waiting to be filled though. Austrian based Gooner Kevin provides the following info regarding Arsenal fixtures on their pre-season Austrian training camp: 22/7/2008 - Arsenal vs. Szombathely in Szombathely - Hungary (just across the Austro-Hungarian border) 28/7/2008 - Arsenal vs. Burgenland Select Team in Ritzing Now there's an exclusive for you. Cheers, Kevin. That's really about it, so it is. My continued summer of 'que sera, sera' is going very well, I have to say. No stress here, no RSI from frantically clicking around NewsNow just in case this might be the one time that Sportingo or Caught Offside don't print something that isn't a load of scuttery shite, no grey hairs. Well, that's a lie. Lots of grey hairs but those come from having a teenage daughter, not from Arsenal. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2623 2008-06-24 09:00:50 2008-06-24 09:00:50 open open nasri-on-nasri-off-breathe-in-through-nose-out-the-mouth publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc gives Barcelona a good telling off http://arseblog.net/2008/06/25/cesc-gives-barcelona-a-good-telling-off/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2620 A club like Barcelona must respect a little more the intimacy of a club that never makes 'noise' and that tries to do things well like Arsenal. In the last few weeks it's come out that Barcelona want at least 7 players from Arsenal and this is not necessary. These things cast doubts on our players and upsets them. Arsenal do things in a different way. Always in secret. This is much more normal. I fucking love that lad, I really do. Let's not forget this is his home club, he's a Catalan boy whose family grew up supporting Barcelona. To come out and criticise the club for the way they have always handled their transfer business takes some balls but he can do it because a) he did it in an intelligent, constructive way and b) he's absolutely right. The sustained media assault in order to try and sign Adebayor and Hleb has been pretty shameful, I have to say. Along with Real Madrid and Ronaldo the two biggest Spanish clubs have made themselves look like complete cunts this summer. Not an ounce of respect has been shown towards Arsenal or Manchester United and while football is dog eat dog and all that I'd be thoroughly ashamed if Arsenal behaved in that way. There's no doubt they use the newspapers as a tool to unsettle players, to alter fans opinions of players they want to sign and the daily barrage of information and misinformation is incredible. I can remember when I lived in Barcelona and I used to buy the paper on the way to work on the train. Every day Barcelona were close to signing someone. And it wasn't just speculation. Deals were agreed with players and agents and clubs and you couldn't go too long without reading the phrase 'X will be a Barcelona player in the coming hours, all going well'. You just need to read today's Sport to get an idea of what it's like. They talk about the Adebayor deal being practically done, that Ade is away on his holidays sitting by the telephone waiting for the call which will allow him to return to Europe and start his Barcelona career blah blah blah. And the final line? 'Meanwhile Barcelona still maintain their interest in Gomes and Berbatov'. Classic. Just in case this 'done deal' isn't done, like. Wankers. And while the papers have their part to play let's not forget that it's all coming from inside the Camp Nou. That information is being leaked to journalists in order to suit to the club. Of course some of it is fictional but Barcelona use the Catalan papers the same way we know Madrid use Marca and AS. That's just the way it is and as Arsenal fans we've grown used to it, having had to put up with it for years. Bergkamp, Vieira, Henry, Pires, Cesc and others have all been linked to Spanish moves via those newspapers, all the time with the full knowledge of the club. Then you have the likes of Madrid saying 'What? Us? We didn't do anything? Seriously. What are you on about?' when United have the temerity to call them out for their underhand tactics. That's what makes Cesc's words so powerful. He knows how it works. Everyone in Spain does. Everyone all over the world does and for a young man of just 21 to come out and say that Barcelona need to show Arsenal more respect is just wonderful. He's someone who won't sit by and watch and listen to his club being abused. It doesn't matter if its his home town team, the club his entire family worships, he's an Arsenal man. Make him the captain, right now. Seriously. If he'll stand up the might of the Spanish press, to the Spanish press, then he's the kind of man we need to lead our club on the pitch. Gallas might be older and more experienced but he has no real feeling for Arsenal. I'm not trying to slag off Gallas here at all but that's a fact. Your captain has to have the club in his heart and its obvious that Cesc does. He says he's become a man at Arsenal, that he's come of age, now for the next step. Do it, Arsene. Let Gallas concentrate on his football, his captaincy was a decent experiment but ultimately a failed one, and let someone who genuinely cares about our club lead us out. And did I mention I love Cesc? I don't think you can say that enough. In other news Arsene talks about Andrei Arshavin, saying:
    I wish I'd seem him at 21 or 22. I predict he will come to the Premier League, or go to a big club in Italy. The way he plays is something very special.
    It's unusual for Arsene to be so publicly enthusiastic about a player, particularly if any of the speculation regarding our interest in him is true. To me he looks like the kind of player we all wished Reyes could have been. It does look as if he's got his pick of clubs across Europe though so if we are genuinely interested in him it's going to be one hell of a battle to get him on board. Gael Clichy talks about his new deal and how a move to a big club in Italy held no interest for him. Some other players might take a lesson from him when he says:
    I told my agents that I did not want to talk about anything because my goal was to stay at Arsenal. In my head it was always clear: I wanted to stay at Arsenal so I did not have to look any further or to wonder who wanted me.
    Vice-captain. Immediately. You've gotta love that attitude. Valencia, Juventus and Panathanaikos are all after Gilberto Silva apparently. I know he struggled last season but I'd much prefer to keep him than sell him. His experience is important and the professionalism he showed last season is a good example for young footballers who just want everything their own way at once and who show no desire for fight or to work hard. I'm looking at you, Diarra, you dolphin-headed cuntbutler. £12m for Dani Guiza? Doubt it. Arsenal yesterday confirmed the two training camp friendlies that Arseblog told you about exclusively. And that's about that. Have a good Wednesday. The first semi-final of Euro 2008 takes place tonight. Germany v Turkey should be a cracker, even if the Turks only have about 5 fit players. Don't forget you can follow it in the OleOle match centre for live blogging, comms and chat. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Agents and Ade and other stuff too http://arseblog.net/2008/06/26/agents-and-ade-and-other-stuff-too/ Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2618 Alberto Aquilani was 'speaking to Arsenal' back in May. Now Aquilani is on the verge of signing a lucrative new contract with the Italian club. There's a surprise. Now Morabito is talking about Adebayor and some reports put him down as Ade's agent. But where does that leave Stephane Courbis? Or indeed Darren Dein who has grown very close to Adebayor in recent months. Indeed some speculate that Adebayor could ditch his existing agents and take on Dein Jr as his representative. That's a whole other story though. The point for today is that Morabito has been talking. This is what he said:
    Arsenal are looking for Adebayor's replacement. Until that search is over, the negotiations won't reach the final stage, but I am fairly optimistic. What are the chances of Adebayor coming to Milan? I'd say today we are between 70 and 80 per cent.
    As I've been saying over the last week or 10 days there's so much information being leaked to the press from all sides it's impossible to know what's true, half-true, vaguely true or absolute bullshit. You have to think that Morabito, being Italian based, is working on behalf of AC Milan who want to sign Adebayor. But as Cesc said yesterday Arsenal like to do their business behind the metaphorical bush while all the others are happy to squat in public. The article says that AC have offered £28m for Adebayor. That's a lot of money. That's the sort of money that would make you say 'Ok, he's an important player but he's not Pele. £28m for a guy who's had one good season? Much as I like you Mr Adebayor, and I do like you, that's hard to resist'. But we have no idea what sort of figures are being offered at the moment. What we do know is that there appears to be a team of people surrounding Adebayor trying to engineer a move to either Spain or Italy. It also appears as if Ade isn't doing a whole lot to stop them. You look at what Gael Clichy said in yesterday's blog and you can see how easy it would be. Maybe this is all posturing by the Adebayor camp to try and get more money out of Arsenal but let's not forget he signed a new contract, with a healthy wage increase, just last summer. Should we give him a new deal again? Wasn't the deal last summer one given on faith? Sure, he'd shown signs of development and that he could improve but when even Arsene Wenger says he thought he might get 15 goals it shows you how far he exceeded expectations. Does that mean he gets a new pay increase or that he's simply earned the one he got last summer? Doesn't he need to do it again to prove he's a really top player who should be earning really top money? I think so. The Sun says he's looking for £120,000 a week. Heh. I think no matter how highly you regard Adebayor you'd agree that that is way beyond the realms of possibility. I'd say that figure is an exaggeration, perhaps you could knock about 34.8% off it, but I suspect that there's some truth to the story that he's looking for money. If that's all that's behind all this scheming then it's a bit sad, to be fair. Let's wait and see what happens. Do you want the latest from Spain? Well, it seems that the new 'trident', or front 3, at Barcelona next season is going to be Arshavin - Adebayor - Messi, according to Sport. But don't worry. Arshavin's arrival doesn't close the door on Hleb, apparently. Yeah, right. El Mundo says little or nothing this morning bar a deal for Arshavin was done two months ago. So a quiet one in Spain. Ahead of tonight's Euro 2008 semi-final between Spain and Russia Cesc talks to Guillem Bollicky who, in his usual way, tries to stir the shit a bit about players possibly leaving Arsenal
    Guillem: Leaders like you, in other teams, ask for more from club owners and managers during the summer. Cesc: I am nobody to be asking them to do things. I want to be part of a competitive team, that is my only ambition
    I do love his attitude but that final part is crucial. We have to provide him with a team and an environment that is competitive. I think we did it last season but fell away due to that bad spell post-Birmingham. We've got to do it again this season and the pressure for silverware is as intense as it's ever been under Arsene. Those sentiments are backed up by the boss who says he's not stressed about all the speculation regarding Adebayor and Hleb. He says:
    I don't know why I should be nervous. It's like when you take a penalty, if you are nervous it doesn't help. I will approach it with my usual calm. My biggest challenge is to make sure I have a competitive team next year no matter who it is.
    So at least the manager and the soon-to-be captain (please please please please please please) are singing from the same hymn sheet. I think July is going to be a very interesting month. Away from us it was a top semi-final at Euro 2008 last night. Turkey gave the Germans the proper run-around I thought and with a squad so decimated too. They found themselves on the wrong end of a late winner this time around though. I'm really looking forward to Spain v Russia though. Two attacking sides filled with exciting players. It's gonna be an absolute bore, isn't it? They'll cancel each other out. I hope not though. Cesc v Arshavin. My heart says Spain but my wallet, due to the money I put on them before the tournament, says Russia. There'll be a review of last night's game and a preview of tonight's the Eurocast coming up before lunchtime. Today's Eurocast. Right then, that's it. Early start this morning. Till later.]]>
    2618 2008-06-26 09:00:36 2008-06-26 09:00:36 open open agents-and-ade-and-other-stuff-too publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's all so Cescy + Arsecast 81 http://arseblog.net/2008/06/27/its-all-so-cescy-arsecast-81/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2616 he spoke after the game saying:
    I know what it's like to lose a major final, I don't want to lose another one. If the boss says I can play that's better for me, but I just want to help my team.
    Frankly I think Aragones would be mad not to start him. Which is why I expect Aragones not to start him (Villa's fitness notwithstanding). In the final he'll face Jens Lehmann, still officially an Arsenal player until July 1st. He said:
    It’s a great end to a tough year and it would mean a lot to win it because in the end my difficult season was down to my club manager. We have had some discussion about that and I always told him what I was thinking about his decision. But I’m quite proud to represent Arsenal in Sunday’s final.
    It should be a cracking game. Germany can beat anyone on their day and Spain look like they've overcome that psychological hurdle that held them back for so many years. But back to Cesc. What a player. Seriously. It's hard to believe he's just 21 and has his best years ahead of him. Further thoughts on the young man and why I think he should be captain of Arsenal can be found in today's Arsecast. In other news we're linked with a move to Sporting Lisbon's Miguel Veloso. That's according to his agent anyway so we'll take that news with a hefty pinch of salt. He's a kind of Flamini type player though which is a gap that needs to be filled this summer, either via the transfer marker or with an existing player. Tomas Rosicky is off his crutches and now spends his day wrapped in a titanium frame which means nobody can bump off him and injure him again. He's coming back to London to continue his rehabilitation. Spanish press round-of the day: Txiki Begiristain says that Adebayor is not the only striker that Barcelona are looking at while Sport mentions a possible €45m double bid for Hleb and Adebayor but Barcelona won't pay any more than €30m for Adebayor on his own. All more of the same crap though. Right, that's about that. Time for the Arsecast. In today's show I chat to the 'holic about Adebayor, Cesc and other stuff. The Man in the Bar is still on his holidays but we've got Eboue, Adebayor, a tale of the Unexpected and more. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that, more tomorrow.]]>
    2616 2008-06-27 09:00:23 2008-06-27 09:00:23 open open its-all-so-cescy-arsecast-81 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Adebayor's even making the Spanish press confused http://arseblog.net/2008/06/28/adebayors-even-making-the-spanish-press-confused/ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2614 I am footballer, I have a three-year contract at Arsenal but as you know, a lot of clubs are interested in me. At the moment we are just going to sit down and talk and decide what to do. All I know is I have a promise from Arsene that they will call me next week. Nothing has been decided yet. We will decide next week. There's more here in this article which, despite being in the Mail, quotes the player directly. It's hardly the unequivocal statement which would have killed off any transfer speculation. Not even close to Gael Clichy's 'I told my agents I want to stay at Arsenal' which saw him sign a new deal last week. The comment about Arsenal calling him next week suggests he's waiting to hear an answer to a request and I don't think you need to be a genius to work out what that might be. As I've been saying for the last little while I'm refraining from commenting too much on this for the time being. When it's appropriate I'll say more but surely I can't be only one slightly put off by the fact Adebayor used an Adidas press conference to talk about his Arsenal future. It's pure profile raising and puts you in mind of somebody who's gotten a little bit above their station. To then come out with two very contrasting statements about his plans for next season is just silly. Even the Spanish press this morning are 'confused'. Now, I like Adebayor but this kind of stuff smacks of someone who's believing everything the agents are telling him and who's lost touch with reality a bit. I'm told there's definitely been a demand/request for more money from Arsenal and all this speculation regarding his future has nothing to do with what's best for him on a football level but entirely to do with his earning potential. Sad. Frustrating. Tedious. That he's already trying to justify a move based on the fact Arsenal might make a profit on him speaks volumes. I think there's going to be a lot more to say about this one before the summer is over. Maybe even before next week is over. Speaking of sad and tedious David Dein says Arsenal need Alisher Usmanov's money if they want to stay in the top 4. Doesn't he ever get tired of the same bullshit scaremongering? Let's be very clear about this - Usmanov is Dein's only way back in at Arsenal. Having cashed in his shares and sold his stake in the club he loves so very much he relentlessly champions the inclusion of a man that most sane Arsenal fans want nothing to do with. Usmanov is a bully and Man United fan. Go fuck yourself, Dein and go fuck yourself Usmanov, you horrible fat bastard cunt from hell. David Villa looks set to miss the Euro 2008 final on Sunday which means Cesc Fabregas is now likely to start the game. His performances in the last two games in particular merited inclusion whether Villa was injured or not but I suppose the injury to the Valencia man has saved Aragones from having to make a difficult decision. There's been a small change to next season's squad numbers which were announced last week. Theo Walcott will wear 14 next season instead of 32. Fair enough. I mean, it's not like people are going to make comparisons just because he's wearing the same number as one of our greatest players, is it? I do hope that Theo can live up to the expectation though as the new Martin Keown. Right, that's it. More tomorrow.]]> 2614 2008-06-28 09:00:28 2008-06-28 09:00:28 open open adebayors-even-making-the-spanish-press-confused publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Adebayor is greedy and deluded http://arseblog.net/2008/06/29/adebayor-is-greedy-and-deluded/ Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2611 Emmanuel Adebayor when he says:
    Barcelona have made a good financial offer and there is also the chance to play alongside great players. Yes, I am still under contract to Arsenal but it's up to the directors to satisfy my demands or I'll leave. I have to prepare for my retirement. Even if you are not scoring fine goals and you have money, you can enjoy a happy retirement. The time for preparing for that moment is now.
    You know, I think we should certainly just give him whatever he wants. I mean, he scored 30 goals last season. That means he's the best player in the whole universe and should be rewarded accordingly. There's no need for him to prove that he can do it again. Why would should we doubt him? Forget the new contract we gave him last summer. That means nothing. If you have one good season you should be in a position to ask for whatever you want and if you don't get it then you should throw your toys out of the pram like a fucking baby. Prepare for your retirement? FUCK OFF. You're 24 years of age. If preparing for your retirement is your primary concern then you're a fucking joke. How sad this all is. We have a player who came from Monaco where he was a bit-part player with some potential and after one good campaign at Arsenal his head has swelled and he's making these kind noises. Pathetic. There was this belief before he arrived that he was a bit of a trouble maker. We never saw that at Arsenal. He said the right things, behaved well, performed on the pitch, his work ethic was fantastic and there was no hint that he'd start with this kind of crap. But crap it is and no mistake. Comparing himself to Thierry Henry, a man who scored goals season after season after season, shows you that he's living in his own little world. He's got agents and advisors all around telling him he's worth this or that and he's fallen for it hook, line and sinker. These people have no interest in his football career but they realise that football is in a strange place at the moment. Three or four good games can see a player be heralded as the new Someone, lauded for international recognition or player of the season. A good season means that he can whored around to 'big' clubs who will pay huge money in transfer fees and wages. If Adebayor thinks he's as good as Thierry Henry or worthy of the same wages as Thierry Henry then he's dreaming. Henry may be on the wane but he was, in his pomp, one of the most incredible footballers I've ever seen. He didn't just have one good season - he had seven or eight of them and properly earned the money he was paid. Adebayor, as much as I like liked him, doesn't come close. If Barcelona are offering him £120,000 a week then he should go and take it and Arsenal should take the £25m or whatever it is that they're offering. Arsene Wenger might say he's not worried about the situation but that's just what managers say in these situations. Saying anything else weakens your position when it comes to negotiating a price for the player. It's just another indication that money talks in the world of football nowadays. Players are so far removed from reality that they can't see the wood for the trees. Many players have left Arsenal to follow money and few have been successful. If Adebayor goes to Barcelona I sincerely hope that he finds out the grass is not always greener on the other side. The really sad thing is that he obviously won't care one bit if he doesn't win a trophy for the rest of his life, once he has his money to retire on he'll be fine. In a quick round up of the others news the boss talks about Cristiano Ronaldo and says he hopes he stays at United next season. Some interesting comments about Real Madrid as well. The boss is also in the Sunday Mirror talking about the transfer market but I think it's just a rehash of old quotes. The People says we'll bid £12m for Roque Santa Cruz this week. And that's about that. Euro 2008 final tonight. Should be fun. More tomorrow.]]>
    2611 2008-06-29 09:00:33 2008-06-29 09:00:33 open open adebayor-is-greedy-and-deluded publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Barcelona ask for help from a very interesting source http://arseblog.net/2008/06/30/barcelona-ask-for-help-from-a-very-interesting-source/ Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2609 Cesc said afterwards:
    This the best day of my life as a football player. It's the best feeling you can have as a footballer. It's one of your dreams and I made it.
    And as much as I'm happy for him to have won with his country I really want him to experience that feeling with Arsenal. The more best of his life he has with us the happier we'll all be. So congratulations to Cesc but commiserations to Jens Lehmann who was one of Germany's best players on the night. So Euro 2008 over and done with, there'll be a final Eurocast later this morning. Link. Silly season can now well and truly kick off and I expect transfer madness/frenzy/mania to kick in any moment. It's beginning already with Chelsea rumoured to be willing to pay big money for Emmanuel Adebayor. Sounds like a load of shit to me. The Telegraph, which carries the Adebayor story, and the Sun both link us with a move for Obafemi Martins. I really can't see that happening either. Martins agent seems to use Arsenal to generate profile for his player all the time and nothing ever comes of it. He's unhappy at Newcastle but I don't think he's the right man for us. There's an interesting story in El Mundo this morning saying that Arsene Wenger twice refused to meet Barcelona vice-president Marc Ingla. Ingla flew to Vienna for the semi-final of Euro 2008 to try and talk to the boss about Adebayor and Hleb but was told that Wenger didn't have time to meet him. He wasn't happy about this and decided to use an intermediary to try and set up a meeting. Can you guess who that might have been? None other than Darren Dein. Son of football's most orange sell-out. Obviously he's somebody the Barcelona board consider a good old chum, eh? No doubt Dein Jr would just be doing them a favour out of the goodness of his heart because surely he has no personal interest in this grand plan. It's not like the Henry deal where he, as Henry's agent, would have benefitted financially from a big transfer, is it? Nevertheless, Ingla's attempt to get baby Dein to arrange this meeting also proved fruitless, much to the frustration of the Barcelona man who wanted to go back to Spain with an arrangement agreed so the two signings could be announced this week. Why the rush? Well, there's a presidential election on July 6th and if Laporta and his crew can bring on board these players beforehand then the public dissatisfaction at Barcelona's last campaign will be assuaged and the chances of re-election are much higher. No wonder they're in a hurry. I suspect there'll be a lot of talking going on at Arsenal in the coming weeks. The Adebayor and Hleb situations have to be resolved. We've got two players who were regular first team members last season but who both, and Adebayor particularly, have lost pretty much all the goodwill they've generated during their time at the club. Hleb has been slightly more clever, allowing his agents to do the talking for him, but you have to feel that it's going to be difficult for both of them to stay at Arsenal next season. There are now just a couple of weeks until the players come back for their pre-season training. It might even be less than that although those involved in Euro 2008 might have themselves extra time off. Hopefully we can get this all sorted as quickly and efficiently as possible. According to reader Dylan and arsenalfrance.fr we've signed a young player called Morgan Schneiderlin (link in French) from Strasbourg for €1.5m and he'll go out on loan immediately to Southampton. He's actually signed for Southampton. Not us. There's also been a lot of talk about a player called Amaury Bischoff (sounds like a Dublin chipper) who plays for Werder Bremen. He's been injured for about 2 years though so it does sound a bit whiffy. Beyond that there's not much happening this morning. How was your weekend then?]]>
    2609 2008-06-30 09:00:56 2008-06-30 09:00:56 open open barcelona-ask-for-help-from-a-very-interesting-source publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc - Wenger - Senna - and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/07/01/cesc-wenger-senna-and-other-stuff/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2607 Cesc Fabregas has dedicated Spain's win in Euro 2008 to Arsenal fans. Which is nice. I was delighted for him that Spain won but really it doesn't mean anything to me. On a personal level it might make up for the disappointment in Paris but as happy as I was for him it doesn't make up for it to me. However, that he had the consideration and the understanding to dedicate to Arsenal fans is really something. He knows how frustrating last season was for the fans and that is another sign of the maturity of this young man. Not for him 'demands' or agents telling the world he can't live in London because there's too many people or something. It shows he's got real intelligence and to me it's another little tick on the 'Make him captain' sheet. He wants to follow up his success with his country with success at Arsenal though, saying:
    Next year I want to win trophies with Arsenal, this is my target. I finally made something at a young age, I never expected it to be with Spain. Now I want to do it with Arsenal.
    And I really want him to do it with Arsenal too. Like lots. More than Scooby-doo likes Scooby snacks. And I want Cesc (MHC) to lift the trophies that we win. Arsene Wenger has challenged the squad to show that they're winners next season. He says:
    When things go against you of course it is very frustrating. You have to stay motivated though and what drives me on is my love for football, and also what drives me on is to try and come back and win. When you are a winner you come back. You come back and say, let's show that we can win it.
    Of course some of our players won't be coming back. Or at least don't want to come back, and based on what the boss is saying there shouldn't that tell him everything he needs to know about their mentality? If you're 24 years of age and more concerned about your retirement nest-egg than winning trophies then you're not the kind of player we want at Arsenal. Some rather spurious reports this morning link us with a move for Villarreal's Marcos Senna. He was very impressive during Euro 2008, I have to say, but I'm not sure why Arsene would sign him while we still have Gilberto. They both play more or less the same role, there's not much in terms of quality between them and they're both the same age. Chances of this one happening are very slim, I'd say. Arsene Wenger casts doubt on the fitness of Andrei Arshavin. There were some reports that Hiddink wasn't going to take him to Switzerland/Austria at all due to concerns about his fitness and during the semi-final against Spain he looked absolutely spent. Maybe an off day, maybe a sign of an underlying problem. Who knows? Not much from Spain on the Adebayor saga today. As you might imagine the papers are still going on about the win against Germany. Expect normal service to resume shortly though. That's about that. Have yourselves a fine Tuesday.]]>
    2607 2008-07-01 09:00:02 2008-07-01 09:00:02 open open cesc-wenger-senna-and-other-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A strange signing + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/07/02/a-strange-signing-news-round-up/ Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2605 the Amaury Bischoff thing. According the player he's going to join us to play in the reserves having failed to make a single start for Werder Bremen in his time at the German club. I think much of that was due to injury rather than ability. Still, I can't help thinking this is a very odd signing if it happens. We've just bought Aaron Ramsey, Arsene spoke at the end of last season about Fran Merida and what high hopes he had for him, and we already have Cesc, Gilberto, Diaby, Denilson and Alex Song competing for central midfielder. When you read about highly rated Henri Lansbury being given a professional contract it does seem rather strange to bring in a player to 'get in the way', so to speak. On the other hand he's free, he doesn't cost anything, there will be no charge for him, he comes gratis, we don't have to pay a transfer fee and we get him for nothing, so if he does turn out to be a decent player then all well and good. I'm still struggling to understand why we'd sign a reserve though. Oh well. Interesting news this morning that AC Milan have apparently pulled out of the Adebayor 'race' and will instead focus their attention on Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho obviously plays for Barcelona and the Catalan club has spent big already this summer. They've brought in Caceres, Dani Alves, Gerard Pique, Keita from Sevilla and another young centre half called Henrique and the total cost of that is over €80m. They need to sell to be able to buy. If they sell Ronaldinho to AC Milan then they get some cash to add to the Deco and Zambrotta sales which will enable them to spend some more. And it's likely Adebayor will be subject to a bid at that stage. Pascal Cygan says he's heard that Arsenal are after his Villarreal teammate Marcos Senna. The Cyganator was on his way out of the Spanish club until Barcelona bought Caceres and he'll now stay another year. The Senna thing? Who knows. The Sun has a little report on Eduardo and his recovery. They've got some shots of him on the beach and some close-ups of his scarring but the main thing is when he's due back. They quote Eduardo, saying:
    I am returning to Europe from Brazil at the beginning of August, perhaps even the end of July. Doctors tell me by then I will be fully recovered and able to play football again. I hope so too.
    And that is truly excellent news. How amazing that despite his horrific injury he might be back playing before Rosicky. Chairman PHW talks about Stan Kroenke's possible involvement with the club at board level. In a fairly obvious shot at Fat from Fat&Orange, he says:
    He is quiet, not ostentatious in any way. He could be a very good ally and colleague. There is some logic in him getting close to us. He is a sensible man who is a sportsperson and has got some expertise in his business and that has helped him to develop a fanbase there.
    Reading between the lines here I think what the Chairman is saying is that it's good that Kroenke doesn't smell like a bucket of goat corpses covered in cat shit, that's been left out in the summer sun, due to his intense corpulence and the fact he's a hideous, disgusting, fat cunt of a Man United fan. At least that's what I'm taking from it. Which makes sense. Hopefully on the Arsecast this week I'll be chatting to the AST who went out to Colorado to meet Kroenke, so we can get some more info from them about the man and his intentions regarding Arsenal. Finally, for those of you despairing that we haven't announced the signing of Samir Nazzzzzzzri yet, or generally in a tizzy about transfers, have a read of Goonerholic today. I'm trying to imagine what it would have been like if we'd had the internet back in those days. I think it would have snapped clean in half with the amount of shit people would have talked about that particular deal. And there you go. The sun in shining and it looks like we've got summer again. Hurrah! Oh, wait. It was just a break in the clouds. Carry on.]]>
    2605 2008-07-02 09:00:08 2008-07-02 09:00:08 open open a-strange-signing-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Ade's agent talks crap + Wenger the cunning fox http://arseblog.net/2008/07/03/ades-agent-talks-crap-wenger-the-cunning-fox/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2603 Stephane Courbis says:
    If this was a money problem, then he would have asked to leave. It is vital that Arsenal show their motivation to keep him. I know that Arsenal's political position is that they don't pay high salaries. Whatever they decide, the decision will be taken with respect.
    When you compare that with what Adebayor said last week about money being the most important thing, his retirement and earning what Thierry Henry earns it's fairly obvious that Courbis is attempting some kind of damage limitation just in case a move doesn't happen this summer. That would leave the player facing fans who have been less than impressed with his behaviour, and that's putting it mildly. As for whatever happens happening with respect I'm told this whole saga was sparked by Adebayor's people making huge wage demands just after the season had ended. What is it they say about respect being a two way street? So for Courbis to start bleating about that now when he and his ludicrous wage demands started the problem is a bit rich. No pun intended. No doubt there's more to come in what's proving to be as tedious a transfer story as we've ever experienced. Greedy player, greedy agent, that's about the size of it. A Zenit St Petersburg official has called Arsene Wenger 'a cunning fox' with regard to Andrei Arshavin. Dennis Lakhter said:
    In the morning he says Arshavin will play all the time at his club and during the day he says he doubts the capabilities of Andrei to play three games in a row at the highest level. But this is a tactic to fool the competition. He calls Andrei a Tsar and then tries to deny interest in the player.
    Apparently Arsenal are the most active in trying to buy the player although there's definite interest from Barcelona too. Interesting, although the Mirror reports he flew into London to have talks with Chelsea. Given the Russian interest at Stamford Bridge I have to say I think that's his most likely destination. The Cannon has a pic of the new away kit from some promotional poster. Have to say I really like the look of this and I suspect this might be on my shopping list. Can't say I'm too enamoured with the home kit though, the lack of white sleeves is wrong but sadly inevitable. When cunts like Nike give you a white away kit you know nothing is sacred. Busy morning this morning. I have to see a man about a dog. And a cat. And three camels. And an anteater. Don't ask. More tomorrow.]]>
    2603 2008-07-03 09:00:37 2008-07-03 09:00:37 open open ades-agent-talks-crap-wenger-the-cunning-fox publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger and Friar plot great transfer swindle + Arsecast 82 http://arseblog.net/2008/07/04/wenger-and-friar-plot-great-transfer-swindle-arsecast-82/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2601 various sources (or perhaps one report repeated across various outlets) say that Barcelona have made a final 'take it or leave it' offer of £30m for Emmanuel Adebayor. Take it! Seriously. £30m is fucking brilliant money for a guy that's had just one good season and who obviously wants to leave the club. Now, the Spanish press are really getting stuck in this morning. They say that Barcelona made a €30m offer and Arsenal said 'No, €40m' but apparently Laporta said that was totally unacceptable. But you know what's coming, don't you? Yeah, it's the patented Spanish press player agitation move. Sport says:
    Adebayor must demonstrate, unequivocally, that he wants to play for Barcelona for the seasons ahead. If he does that, if he shows his committment to the 'blaugrana', there won't be any kind of doubts of his respect [for Barcelona]
    Heh, they really are a hilarious bunch of bastards. Something I cover in today's Arsecast is the fact that one of the reasons Adebayor (and Hleb too) is so attractive to Barcelona is that they see him earning relatively a low salary so they won't have to pay him that much more than he's on at Arsenal. Might be a bit of a shocker if he's expecting Thierry Henry wages. Certainly the next few days are going to be interesting. Will Adebayor sit and beg like the lapdog Barcelona want him to be? Will Arsenal continue to play hardball, if that's what we're doing, over his transfer fee? Ultimately though, if we get anything close to £30m for Adebayor it will be as canny a piece of transfer business as we've ever done. With Ken Friar and Arsene Wenger managing the deal then it's certainly not impossible. Let's wait and see. Who comes in to replace him remains to be seen. Does it mean more time for Bendtner? Is Roque Santa Cruz the answer? All these questions, and more, wil be answered in time. And really that's the only Arsenal story around this morning. Thank God for Adebayor turning into a silly twat this summer, I'd have had nothing to write about at all. Now though, Arsecast. In today's Arsecast I talk to Tim Payton from the AST about Stan Kroenke, you can find out more about the Arsenal Stadium Mystery, but not the film, the book, plus there's the usual crap from the usual gadabouts and reprobates. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right so, have a good one. More tomorrow and happy July 4th to all our American Gooners out there.]]>
    2601 2008-07-04 09:00:11 2008-07-04 09:00:11 open open wenger-and-friar-plot-great-transfer-swindle-arsecast-82 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/07/05/saturday-round-up-39/ Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2598 Obafemi Martins who says he'd 'probably' like to play for Arsenal. The Newcastle striker has been linked with a move to us should Adebayor leave and he says:
    Is Arsenal a good club? Yes. Would I love to play there? Probably, if Newcastle are ready to listen to them. But if Newcastle says no then it’ll be no.
    Probably? Probably? Pfff, get to fuck. Meanwhile, Irish centre-half Arseblogger, many years younger than Martins, says he'd 'definitely' like to play for Arsenal, saying:
    Is Arsenal a good club? Yes. Would I love to play there? Definitely, if my astro team are ready to listen to them. But if they say no then it'll be murder for them. Now that Arsenal are reversing their policy of signing kids and instead signing OAPs I see this as a great opportunity.
    Martins? Do me a fucking favour. I bet we'll sign the old cunt now. There's nothing new about Adebayor, the Spanish press are having an 'according to the British press' day and just repeating all the crap that was in the papers yesterday. Reports in Italy link Gilberto with a move to Roma. I hope we don't let him go but at least we'd have that Bischoff fella waiting in the wings if he does leave. God, we can't even sign a bloke who doesn't get a game for Werder Bremen. Other than that it's deadly quiet this Saturday. Which can only mean one thing. And that thing is that there's fuck all going on. With that in mind I think I'll have some coffee, some breakfast and see if I can't make something happen myself. Maybe I should get my agent to link me with a move to Arsenal. Firstly, I need an agent. Does anyone wanna be my agent? Although would it be cool to be a footballer who hated agents and then you could meet with them and lure them into dark alleys and kill them and people would be all like 'Man, who's killing all these football agents?'. Eventually you'd get caught because they'd find some agent DNA on the ball you were using in a cup final because some of an agent's blood splattered on to your forehead when you killed him just before the match but then everyone would be all like 'Ok, fair enough. It's not like you were killing real people anyway. And is there any chance you could ask the Goo Goo Dolls to represent you? I hate those cunts'. Hero, that's what I'd be. Anyway, coffee.]]>
    2598 2008-07-05 09:00:33 2008-07-05 09:00:33 open open saturday-round-up-39 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger's News of the World quotes smell a bit whiffy to me http://arseblog.net/2008/07/06/wengers-news-of-the-world-quotes-smell-a-bit-whiffy-to-me/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2596 News of the World article linking us with an £18m move for Klaas Jan Huntelaar, the boss is reported to have said:
    The strategy of the club is to sell every year and to buy less expensive players. We manage at Arsenal to maintain all our football ambitions — national and European —while having to free up - for 17 more years - an annual surplus of £24m to pay for our stadium. The club’s strategy is to favour the policy of youngsters ahead of stars and to count on the collective quality of our game.
    Now, bar the first line of that it makes sense. Yes, we have a debt which we are managing well. The club's policy for the last few seasons has been to develop youth. It's something Arsene admitted a long time ago - that with the new stadium he felt he would have to take a different approach. There was no Chelsea on the scene at that time though, inflating the transfer market, and throwing around money like someone had just landed on their purple with 4 houses and a hotel in Monopoly. So he chose very deliberately to build his squad in a different way. However, I am very, very dubious about the first line where he says the strategy of the club is to sell each summer and buy less expensive players. To make something like that public is almost suicidal as other clubs would come after our players and our negotiating position would be seriously weakened because of this admission. I don't think Arsene Wenger would say something like that. I really don't. It's interesting that the quotes don't come from any particular interview, or 'Wenger said at a meeting on Tuesday'. To have said something like this would be the football equivalent of Gerald Ratner. Ratner was the Chairman of large chain of jewellery stores who famously admitted most of their merchandise was 'crap', comments which very nearly destroyed the company. So I'm a little bit doubtful that Arsene said that. A by a little bit, I mean a lot. We know that Wenger is a shrewd negotiator, we've seen him do fantastic deals in the past so for him to instantly weaken his hand in any transfer move just doesn't make any sense whatsoever to me. So before you feel like the world is caving in this morning, which is quite clearly isn't, try and imagine Arsene saying that. I just can't. Especially as we're in negotiations with another club for at least one of our first team. Who would it suit for a quote like that to emerge? Not Arsenal, that's for sure. It's definitely stinks. As for Huntelaar, if Adebayor goes then he's one of the leading candidates, but you just wonder if he'd be another Kezman if he came the Premier League. The Telegraph says we're in pole position to sign Andrei Arshavin after Chelsea pulled out of the race. They say the player wants to come to London so his children can learn English but Chelsea, having signed Deco, don't need him. The reported £20m price tag would be an issue though. He's a good player but he's not worth anything close to £20m. His agent says:
    Arshavin's future may be dependent on conversations about Hleb, Adebayor, Cristiano Ronaldo and others.
    So there's a bit of a merry-go-round going ...erm... round here. The Spanish press are reporting those quotes as well this morning. Beyond that there's nothing new to report from those bastions of truth and diligent reporting. And that's really about it. Watch the Wenger quotes explode over the papers and blogs this morning but again I'm really doubtful he said that. Have a good Sunday folks.]]>
    2596 2008-07-06 09:00:58 2008-07-06 09:00:58 open open wengers-news-of-the-world-quotes-smell-a-bit-whiffy-to-me publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    PHW on Adebayor and Hleb - thoughts http://arseblog.net/2008/07/07/phw-on-adebayor-and-hleb-thoughts/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2594 Chairman PHW has been talking about Adebayor and Hleb. The two have dominated Arsenal news in the last month or so. Speaking about Adebayor firstly he says:
    We want him to stay, definitely. Adebayor still has a long time left on his contract, and we have absolutely no intention of releasing him from that contract. You want to keep your best players and Adebayor is one of those.
    At the same time though he admits that the situation has been created by Adebayor's demands for more money after one good season. He says:
    It's annoying, but it is modern football. The idea that you are going to have a number of your team playing for you for 15 years, as one used to have, has disappeared. It makes it harder for the manager, but he is fully aware of what is happening.
    And let's not forget that the reason there's speculation around Adebayor is because of Adebayor's agent and the player himself with his statement last week about the board needing to meet his demands. Of Hleb the Chairman said:
    Hleb has made it clear he wants to go. I think maybe he will go.
    I'm told there was a very real feeling that Hleb would do a Webster at the end of the season but for whatever reason that didn't happen. However, his desire to leave the club has been well known for some time. It's interesting to read what he's saying here though. For the player in which there is genuine interest (Adebayor) he's saying we don't want to sell. And there's probably some truth in that despite the fact that if he stays he's going to find himself rather unpopular with a lot of fans. But it strikes me that there's a certain amount of poker-face going on here. Say we're not interested in selling and get the best possible price we can. With Hleb it's different. Had Mourinho not taken over at Inter Milan I suspect Hleb would be gone by now. But the Special Cunt's arrival in Italy put paid to the that transfer and while there has been talk of Barcelona I've always found it a bit odd that they'd be interested in him. That we're openly admitting that Hleb wants to leave suggests, to me at least, that we're making as many clubs as possible aware that he's up for sale. Arsene Wenger says the transfer system is making 'mercenaries' out of players and while players have always been out for the best deal possible the new regulations make moving and picking up more cash easier than ever. To me the increase in football media plays its part too. Not so long ago the news sources around football were limited to the traditional newspapers and tv/radio stations. Now the internet has brought websites, blogs, fans forums, and the the more information there is out there the more people want. It's easier than ever to hype a player, for a player to become the next superstar when he's actually no such thing. Agents, horrendous cunts that they are, generally aren't stupid and have become adept at striking while the iron is hot. We can see this with Adebayor. A player who, on the back of a fairly mediocre season, was given a new contract because the club had some faith in him and his ability. After one good season he makes extortionate demands for a new contract and threatens to leave if he doesn't get what he wants. How can you deal with that? If it were any other business, any other kind of employee, you'd tell them to go fuck themselves and get on with their work on the contract you just gave them a year ago. But football isn't any other business and the devious machinations of agents and other clubs will ensure that the player, despite acting like a spoilt cunt, will generally have a way out. It's kind of depressing really. As much as I love football and as much as I love Arsenal I find it more and more difficult to connect with footballers the way I did in the past. Maybe it's me just getting older and more cynical, maybe it's players being more cunty than they were. Adebayor was your archetypal badge-kissing, hard-working, say-the-right-things player who really did win over a lot of fans who doubted his ability as a player and his character. Then he did an absolute about-face and got ideas above his station. Some from himself, no doubt, but I suspect mainly driven by an agent or advisors who knew that after a 30 goal season they could get silly money for him in today's crazy football climate. I have no doubt that Arsenal will do the best thing for Arsenal and ultimately that's the most important thing. What Adebayor does, or Hleb does, I no longer really care about because I don't care about these players. The whole thing is just so distasteful. The way they behave and/or have people behave for them is just unsavoury. You have Ian Wright using his column in the Sun to make sure everyone knows his son, Shaun Wright-Phillips, is open to a move from Chelsea this summer, complaining that he didn't get a fair crack at Stamford Bridge. But everyone knows he went there for the money, not for footballing reasons, so it's a bit fucking much giving out about it now. Anyway, the point is they're all fucking cunts, really. With a few exceptions, and thankfully we have some of those on our team at the moment, most footballers are greedy twats living in a different world from the rest of us. It's a difficult job for any manager to keep a squad together but I hope AW manages to weed the cunts out as much as possible. Adebayor - sell him. Hleb - sell him. Move on. Quickly, please. I've had enough. Not much else going on bar a spurious link to Real Madrid's Ruben de la Red, a Flamini style midfielder who we could probably do with. Justin Hoyte says he wants £100,000 a day to stay with Arsenal or he'll leave and take some towels from the training ground with him. No, he doesn't. He says he wants to stay and fight for a place and good luck to the lad. I think the players are back for pre-season training today. Not 100% sure on that yet but generally there's a feature on the official website showing them running around trying to shed the summer pounds they put on eating fish and chips and drinking pints of ale while on holiday in Santa Ponza. We'll see. More tomorrow.]]>
    2594 2008-07-07 09:00:10 2008-07-07 09:00:10 open open phw-on-adebayor-and-hleb-thoughts publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Hleb's quotes + Ramsey's quotes + win tickets to the London Masters http://arseblog.net/2008/07/08/hlebs-quotes-ramseys-quotes-win-tickets-to-the-london-masters/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2592 He is reported as saying:
    My view of how I should be playing didn’t coincide with the manager’s. I told him last season I wanted to leave and think he was quite upset about it. I don’t know where I’ll be next season but I’d prefer Barcelona. It is being negotiated and, hopefully, will be decided soon.
    Now, from what I'm told these quotes are simply a rehash of ones that were around a couple of weeks back. What's happened is they were picked up by a Moscow agency yesterday, rejigged and sent to the papers. As for Barcelona there has hardly been a word about him in the Spanish press for ages and given the money Barcelona have already spent this summer I'd say there's no chance of him going there now. Then, apparently, he's had a go at Cesc, saying:
    When we get scoring opportunities, Fabregas is much more selfish than me. Given a chance to shoot, he always goes for it — unlike me.
    Now, I'm no big fan of Hleb but it's easy to read that quote and take the negative view of it. We all love Cesc and anyone saying anything 'bad' about him makes us all protective. The fact is though that quote is absolutely right. Cesc is a bit more 'selfish' in front of goal, like any player who scores goals is, and to me it's more to do with Hleb's completely inadequate goalscoring record. Cesc's 'selfishness' is productive. If he was saying 'I don't score as many goals because Fabregas never passes to me because he's selfish' then we'd have a problem. As it is it's almost complimentary. Anyway, I think it's well known that Cesc and Hleb are good friends. Less than two weeks ago Cesc was talking about how incredible Hleb was as a footballer and that he hoped he'd stay at Arsenal so while it's easy to interpret what Hleb reportedly said in a bad way I wouldn't get too stressed by it because it seems to be media shit-stirring more than anything. But we do love a good drama, eh?! As for Hleb leaving I think, if he really wants to leave, he's going to have to accept that none of the big clubs really want him. As I said there's no real interest from Barcelona any more, no Real Madrid, no Inter Milan, nobody. It was always a surprise to me that someone like Barcelona was interested in a player who is so unproductive and unless he cuts his cloth accordingly he may find himself in red and white next season. Sunderland! Moving on to something more positive and Aaron Ramsey is an ambitious young man. His aim is to be part of the first team squad for the opening game against West Brom. The Welshling says:
    I will try my best to get in the starting line-up at the beginning of the season against West Brom. I am joining one of the biggest clubs in the world, one which always gives young players an opportunity at the highest level. I am going to work my hardest to be part of future successes there.
    What's interesting is that he admits to being a United fan when younger so to turn down the team you support to join a big rival is a good indiction of a young man with intelligence. You think about what you'd be like if United and Arsenal were after you. Would you be able to put aside the emotional attachment you had to the Gunners if United's offer was the best one for you as a player? Good man, Aaron. Not much else happening so how about a bit of a competition? The London Masters 6-a-side competition takes place on Saturday July 19th at Wembley Arena. Arsenal are obviously one of the teams involved and players confirmed so far are Ray Parlour, Gilles Grimandi and Vince Bartram. Others on the waiting to confirm list include Paul Merson, Perry Groves and Nigel Winterburn. I've got 5 pairs of tickets to give away and all you have to do is answer the following question. Under Arsene Wenger's reign only two players have scored on their league debuts. Who are they? Hah, not such an easy one this time around. As a clue one was in 1998, the other more recent. Answers via email please to masters@arseblog.com. The winners will be announced on Thursday morning. For more info visit the Masters Website. Update: I shouldn't have to add this but please make sure if you enter you can actually go to the tournament! And there you go. Don't forget the competition in this week's Arsecast to win a copy of the Arsenal Stadium Mystery book as well. More tomorrow.]]>
    2592 2008-07-08 09:00:35 2008-07-08 09:00:35 open open hlebs-quotes-ramseys-quotes-win-tickets-to-the-london-masters publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebaybored + a legend retires http://arseblog.net/2008/07/09/adebaybored-a-legend-retires/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2590 Adriano Galliani says he received a letter from Arsenal saying we'd be open to negotiating a deal. He says:
    "I will reveal to you a scoop. I have received a letter from Arsenal that says, 'Following our communication of June 13, in which we informed you we were not willing to deal over Adebayor, now we are writing to tell you that we will consider a deal if it still interests you'."
    Christ, these foreigners just can't keep their mouths shut for a second, can they? Interesting news if true though and it ties in with what we've been hearing for the last couple of weeks - that Arsenal will sell him if the price is right. However, with AC Milan having been quite vocal about how expensive Adebayor was you just wonder if it's a tactic to try and drive the price down somehow. Anyway, it's up to them now to make a bid if they really want him. There's no real reaction to this news in the Spanish press, the Catalan papers in particular are more concerned with the ongoing situation regarding Barcelona president Joan Laporta. He was caught raping a goat at the top of Montjuic and the public are outraged because the goat was married. That kind of thing is frowned upon over there. I'd just like to say that I couldn't possibly be any more bored with Adebayor than I am now. Well, not until tomorrow when the tedium of his sheer existence coupled with this transfer business will undoubtedly raise the bar a bit more. The Hleb stuff yesterday - not much to say beyond what I said yesterday but what's amusing is the supposed 'backtrack' from Hleb is taken from the same interview his 'slam' comments were. What was disappointing was to see pretty much every single newspaper, broadsheet and tabloid, run with the story without much fact checking. The vast majority of Arsenal blogs and fan sites had far more insight and information and for once the papers didn't lift it. Pre-season training began yesterday for some of the players. Those involved in Euro 2008 are still on their holidays while there was no sign of Hleb or Adebayor, which isn't that unexpected I suppose. The official website has some pics of the first day back. It's a shame about Ray - it looks like former midfielder Ray Parlour is set to retire from the game. He played nearly 400 games for Arsenal and was, and is, a proper fucking legend. Never the most technically gifted player he more than made up for it with sheer hard work, tough tackling and non-stop running, providing the team with the kind of engine room it needs. Fans love to see players like that, I think that's why Flamini was so popular last season as well - and there are players who could learn a lot from watching Ray Parlour. He had an eye for goal too, the obvious ones we remember are the screamer against Valencia and the 'It's only Ray Parlour' goal in the 2002 FA Cup final. But I remember a hat-trick in the Champions League which was as accomplished as you'll ever see (Werder Bremen, I think) and one against Newcastle at Highbury too. Best of luck to him and thanks for the memories, Razor. Not much else going on, you have until tomorrow morning to enter the competition to win tickets to see the London Masters on July 19th. Lots of entries yesterday, lots of wrong ones too. You'll find the question on yesterday's post and my advice is to read it carefully. Winners tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    2590 2008-07-09 09:00:55 2008-07-09 09:00:55 open open adebaybored-a-legend-retires publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Looks like Hleb's gone, Gilberto on his way too? http://arseblog.net/2008/07/10/looks-like-hlebs-gone-gilberto-on-his-way-too/ Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2588 As for Barcelona there has hardly been a word about him in the Spanish press for ages and given the money Barcelona have already spent this summer I'd say there's no chance of him going there now. Now it seems that he is on his way to Catalunya and that old cunt at Arseblog has egg all over his Paddy face this morning ... oh. Strange one really, I didn't think there was any prospect of him going there. Sport runs with a headline saying HLEB: SIGNED while El Mundo has even put a 'Best of Hleb' YouTube video on their homepage. The Spanish press reckon we've been paid €15m which could possibly rise to €18m if Hleb scores more than 3 goals a season so €15m it is. I can't say I'm too unhappy. Hleb has always seemed like a fairly nice bloke and he is undoubtedly one of the most skillful players I've seen at Arsenal. His close control and ability to make space was truly outstanding at times. Ultimately though, a grand total of 11 10 goals in 3 seasons for a player who played wide and as a support striker is simply not good enough. He didn't make too many assists either. When he was good he was very good but too often he was just mediocre. His unwillingness to shoot was massively frustrating too. The hints from his agent this summer that he would find it hard to maintain a level of performance at Arsenal should he not be allowed leave were out of order in my opinion and the player himself said:
    I feel I can't keep squeezing enough out of myself to satisfy a team like Arsenal. As a professional I honestly told Wenger that at our two recent meetings.
    Too much like hard work, it seems. But if he thinks there's pressure at Arsenal wait until he gets to Barcelona with the press and the fans who, this season in particular, are going to be so demanding that even Prince would be shocked. For those that suggest the squad is weakened by his departure I give you Samir Nasri, a player with more of an eye for goal and from wide positions goals can win you trophies, as we've seen with Ronaldo and from our own point of view with Pires and Overmars down the years. €15m represents good business from a financial point of view as well. It does leave Adebayor's potential transfer to Spain a bit up in the air though. Which probably won't suit him but then maybe he's about to learn that sometimes it's best just to keep your mouth firmly shut so you don't make yourself look like a cunt and make life rather awkward for yourself. Another player who could be on the way out is Gilberto. The press have picked up a story that started on an Arsenal blog about him moving to Panathanaikos so credit this time to Arsenal Analysis who have been running it for the last couple of days. It'd probably be a good move for Gilberto, he'd get a longer contract and more Brazilian weather. Still, I'll be sad to see him go, he's always been a top class professional and a good example to some of today's more impatient and live-in-the-moment players. You just hope that if he is leaving then we've got somebody lined up to replace him because central-midfield will start looking a bit light otherwise. The Sun uses a Bacary Sagna interview from a French newspaper to spread more doom and gloom. Can't see too much wrong with what he says myself. So things are beginning to start moving in terms of transfer activity. Let's be honest about this, there hasn't been much doing for any club as of yet this summer so I'm not at all worried about our perceived lack of business. A few deals will happen and the rolling stone will start gathering some moss and it'll all be grand. Right then, 5 pairs of tickets for the London Masters were up for grabs and the question was 'Under Arsene Wenger's reign only two players have scored on their league debuts. Who are they?' The key word in the question there was 'league'. The vast majority of entrants got Freddie Ljungberg v Man United correct but a lot of people then thought Reyes v Chelsea or Gilberto v Liverpool in the Charity Shield was the right answer. They were wrong. The answer was Adebayor v Birmingham in Feb 2006. So there you go. The Random Number Generator did its thing and the winners of the tickets are: Dan Merryweather, Mark Maynard, Richard Cain, Alex Williams and John O'Brien. Well done to you, I'll be in touch this morning to get details from you and don't forget to check out the Masters football website for more information about the tournament - it could be your last chance to see a soon to retire Ray Parlour in an Arsenal shirt. That'll be that then. More, including an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    2588 2008-07-10 09:00:01 2008-07-10 09:00:01 open open looks-like-hlebs-gone-gilberto-on-his-way-too publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A quiet Friday + win the new home shirt in Arsecast 83 http://arseblog.net/2008/07/11/a-quiet-friday-win-the-new-home-shirt-in-arsecast-83/ Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2586 The Sun reports that we're after some Colombian guy called Falcao to replace Adebayor if he goes. They quote the player as saying:
    I know there is interest from Arsenal and that excites me. If there is an agreement between the clubs I’m ready to go. It would mean a huge leap forward in my career. I can guarantee my financial future. The Premier League is sensational.
    Wonderful, once he can guarantee his financial future then we're all happy. That said it does look suspiciously like a Wenger signing. Bloke nobody's heard of - check. Reasonable transfer fee - check. Bloke nobody's heard of - check. And such. However, the Daily Star says it's Huntelaar we're after. Whether that's based on any new information or simply a rehash of Sunday's News of the World story I just don't know. And frankly, I don't really care. Some interesting comments from Nigel Winterburn in the Guardian, particularly about the way the manager would feel very let down by the behaviour of Adebayor and Hleb. AW has managed to engender great loyalty from his players but, as Goodplaya points out, we're now looking at Hleb, Adebayor and Diarra all leaving when he didn't want them to. Is it a sign of a deeper malaise or have we just been unlucky to have three guys who have put their own agendas first? With Adebayor and Hleb it's undoubtedly money (although Hleb's decision to leave, I'm told, came after Eduardo's injury and the sustained kicking he got last season), while Diarra left to make sure he was part of France's squad for Euro 2008 - and look how well that worked out. There's no doubt the squad needs a bit of experience but above experience we need to replace those who have left/are leaving with quality. And that's a theme touched on in today's Arsecast by Amy Lawrence who joins me for a chat about the squad, Cesc, Adebayhelb and other stuff too. There's also a player history, tale of the unexpected and a chance to win the new home shirt with thanks to Nike. The winners of the Arsenal Stadium Mystery books are revealed too. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (17mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And there you go. Have a good Friday, more tomorrow. Update: It seems some bloke called Samir Nasri has signed for us. That was unexpected.]]>
    2586 2008-07-11 09:00:55 2008-07-11 09:00:55 open open a-quiet-friday-win-the-new-home-shirt-in-arsecast-83 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Nasri - Arshavin - Barry - Adebayor + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/07/12/nasri-arshavin-barry-adebayor-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2584 Samir Nasri says he's not the new Zidane. Well, here was us thinking we're getting the new Zidane and he spoils it straight away. He says:
    I don't think it's fair to have that sort of pressure on a young player. There's only one Zidane, just as there was only one Platini. I'm me, a novice, who's trying to get better.
    Which we have to admit is a far better attitude than someone who actually thinks they're the new Zidane. There's all kinds of stuff about him on the official site so go have a look. I suspect that he's going to play left hand side for us but I suppose pre-season will tell us a lot. Meanwhile Andrei Arshavin, having said only last week that Barcelona was his dream move and that he only wanted to play for them, has changed his tune somewhat. According to his agent Yuri Bolokov:
    Andrei would love to play for Arsenal. Their style of football would be perfect for him
    It might well be but if Zenit are looking for £19m he might as well eat a load of cheese before bedtime because the only place he'll be playing for Arsenal is in his dreams. Funny how quickly footballers change their tune though, isn't it? I suppose Arshavin's turnabout came when Barcelona looked like they were going to sign Hleb. The Spanish press are reporting that the deal is 'nearly' completed and Hleb could be unveiled as a Barcelona player early next week. Not much else happening in Spain though. Adebayor - no day would be complete without some more Adebaybore stuff and our old pal Vicenzo Morabito has been centre-stage again. Talking on Italian TV he said:
    We are going towards more reasonable figures that are within Milan’s reach, as they had placed a ceiling on the bid they were willing to make. It is much, much lower than the £32m initially requested. In fact, it’s a little bit more than half that figure. The signs are very positive.
    Perhaps the reason for the reduction in price is the inclusion of Yoann Gourcuff in the deal but that matter is complicated by Gourcuff's loan deal with Bordeaux. The other reason for the lower price might be that Morabito is talking out of his big, fat arse. Who can say? The Telegraph, via the Sun, links us with a move for Gareth Barry, saying a cash + Hoyte deal could be on offer from Arsenal, although we've made no official bid as yet. We could do a lot worse, in my opinion, and Barry's defensive style would probably compliment Cesc's more attacking instincts in the same way that Flamini did. Interesting. Charles N'Zogbia says he's been dreaming of playing for Arsenal since he was a kid. Join the fucking club, pal. So it's all beginning to get a bit busy now. One or two deals beginning to happen across the transfer market and once the ball gets rolling I'm sure it'll gather no moss and the stitch in time will judge a book by its cover. Oh yes. Right, have a good Saturday. More tomorrow.]]>
    2584 2008-07-12 09:00:29 2008-07-12 09:00:29 open open nasri-arshavin-barry-adebayor-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Barcelona set to offer Eto'o + €10m for Adebayor - apparently http://arseblog.net/2008/07/13/barcelona-set-to-offer-etoo-e10m-for-adebayor-apparently/ Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2581 The Sunday Mirror says we haven't received any bids at all and Adebayor could end up staying and finding himself about as popular as man who goes around saying 'Oooh, you're looking a bit chunky' at a convention for recovering anorexics. However, in Spain Sport (spanish) suggests that Barcelona are set to offer us Eto'o + €10m. No doubt Eto'o was a quality player but there are serious doubts over the state of his knees and he's as mad as rabid badger after fill of magic mushrooms. On the other hand it wouldn't be unlike Arsene Wenger to take on a player others have written off. Witness Overmars and Kanu. I get the feeling this is just Sunday newspaper fiction from Sport though. They're saying how Adebayor's goals last season have gotten Europe's biggest clubs interested in the player, including AC Milan. No, not including. Limited to, I think is the right expression. Many reports of how we've slashed Adebayor's price in half which has given encouragement to both Milan and Barcelona. El Mundo reports that the Ronaldinho transfer could be decisive here though. He's got offers from Manchester City and AC Milan. If he goes to Milan then there's no way Adebayor is going there but it might free up enough cash for Barcelona to make a bid. The Ronaldinho situation is a tough one though - he's mad keen on going to the Olympics with Brazil, something Barcelona don't want him to do and which may prove an obstacle for any club wanting to sign him. Citeh are offering him huge money but I suspect they'll want him in from the start of the season and not have him wasting his time on the Olympics. So it's all up in the air. Let's not lose sight of the fact that it was Vicenzo Morabito, a scum sucking cuntflange of an agent, who said we've slashed the Adebayor price. Arsenal, as ever, are remaining tight lipped and that's the way it should be. Speaking of the Olympics the News of the World gets the Doomometer going again by suggesting we're facing a crisis as Alex Song has chosen to be part of the Cameroon squad. What kind of crisis are we facing next? Gael Clichy declares he's having a cheese sandwich? Also in the News of the World, a story about Hleb being a dirty rat - worth mentioning only for the fabulous photoshopping they did of him. And beyond that there's not much else to tell you this Sunday. On the plus side though there's only 6 days until our first pre-season friendly which is fucking awesome. The new season gets closer and closer and frankly I can't wait. Ok, enjoy your Sunday, the sun is shining here for once so I'm going to stay inside and work all day. Hurrah!]]> 2581 2008-07-13 09:00:28 2008-07-13 09:00:28 open open barcelona-set-to-offer-etoo-e10m-for-adebayor-apparently publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug I can't bear it anymore http://arseblog.net/2008/07/14/i-cant-bear-it-anymore/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2578 the Sun's report that he'll be unveiled as a Barcelona player today is true. They don't have many bears in Barcelona. In the zoo there are a couple but they're crap bears. The polar bears in particular are totally rubbish, they just go around and around in circles and bang their heads off things. So unless Hleb really gets on their nerves I think he'll have a bear free existence in Catalunya. That said I wonder would Thierry Henry pay Eboue to dress up as a bear and savage Hleb to death on the Ramblas one day. Henry and Hleb never saw eye to eye at Arsenal and what better way for the former captain to take his revenge? [disclaimer] - should Hleb be eaten by a bear, pretend or otherwise, I just want to make it very clear that I had nothing to do with it. I have little or no control over the general bear population [/disclaimer] The Sun also has a picture of our new away shirt, which we've seen already, but which is being modeled by the lovely Cesc, 21, Spain. I love that shirt almost as much as I love Cesc - best away shirt since the 2003-4 season. The agent of Sergio Aguero says:
    I have had interest from a leading English team and they have asked me to approach Atletico with a bid. I cannot say more until I have spoken to the club about the offer. All I can tell you is that it is one of the best teams in Europe and it's not Chelsea.
    I shouldn't even be mentioning this because Aguero is such a fucking brilliant player it's making me weep tears of my own brain juice knowing he'll never play for us. Although, Atletico still owe us money for the transfer of Jose Antonio Reyes (now working for the Madrid parks and gardens department) so perhaps there's some slight possibility it might be us. No, stop it. Don't do this to yourself. But I wanna. No. Not in public. But I WANNA. Shhhhhh, here. Coffee, medicine. There you go. So perhaps later we'll get some confirmation of Hleb's departure and I think things could kick off a bit this week. Reports in Spain say Ronaldinho is going to sign for Man City (heh) so that could free up money for Barcelona to bid for Adebaybore or even get AC Milan involved again. We shall see. Until tomorrow, bear loving bastards.]]>
    2578 2008-07-14 09:00:22 2008-07-14 09:00:22 open open i-cant-bear-it-anymore publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Oh, more of the same old stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/07/15/oh-more-of-the-same-old-stuff/ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2575 the Sun quotes Martin O'Neill, who says:
    Myself and Steve Walford both know Arsene Wenger’s assistant Pat Rice. He phoned Steve to ask how the Liverpool thing had gone and said that they might show an interest. At the end of the conversation Arsenal said ‘that’s fine’ and that they’ll let us know. That is exactly what happened
    So it's hardly earth shattering. We rang Villa and said we 'might' show an interest. I don't know if he means we rang and let them know at the end but it is at least a tentative link to a midfield player. Depending entirely on the price this could be a decent move - Barry needs no time to adapt to English football, what with being English and all, but if Villa are holding out for £18m from Liverpool then that's probably put him out of our price range. The over-inflated prices of English players never ceases to amaze me though - £17m for David Bentley would be hilarious if it wasn't so depressingly stupid. Despite apparently playing down talks of a transfer Blackburn's Roque Santa Cruz has apparently told Paul Ince he wants to leave caand Arsenal are one of the potential destinations. I suppose this all depends on what happens with Adebayor. A quick search of the Spanish press shows no indication that anything new is happening on that front. Nor Hleb. The papers usually have pictures of the players when they arrive at the airport but there's no sign of Dribbly McNoscore over there yet. Sport suggests that Arsene Wenger is determined not to make life easy for Barcelona with regards Adebayor but it's really just the same old crap recycled. I wonder has Adebayor come back to London for pre-season training. There's no reason why he shouldn't have. Conspiracy theorists amongst you have emailed saying he's been taken out of promotional literature, the shop won't print his shirt unless you specifically ask for it etc. Me, I just want life to be as awkward as possible for him which is as much as he deserves for shooting his big, fat mouth off. Meanwhile, the agent of Andrei Arshavin is getting itchy-feet. Having seen Zenit rubbish his claims that a £19m bid from an English club had been made he's doing his best to talk up Arsenal's interest, saying his client, who dreamt of Barcelona and only Barcelona, would really enjoy it at the Grove. It really does smack of desperation now and his dreams of a big pay day securing a great deal for his client are ebbing away. Carlos Vela is looking forward to getting his Arsenal career going and playing with Cesc Fabregas. He says:
    Spain was a just winner of Euro 2008 and Cesc Fabregas was sensational. For me he is my idol and it will be a great experience to work next to him in the squad. I hope he will help me in the first months. I want to be a warrior for The Gunners.
    Awesome. I want him to be a warrior too, taking to the pitch in traditional Aztec garb and spearing opponents through the eye just because they look at him funny. Seriously though I'm really looking forward to seeing this young man in the red and little bit of white of Arsenal this season. It strikes me that we are building quite an array of talent for our wings/striking positions. Wenger has said that he sees Vela as a striker more than a winger so it'll be interesting to see where he gets played in pre-season. Will he do like Walcott and blood him on the flanks (sounds a bit pervy that, actually) or throw him in at the deep end, so to speak? We'll see. Only 4 days until the first pre-season game. Sweeeeet. Danny Fiszman has defended the increase in price in season tickets. The cost of everything is going up these days so it's inevitable that football will follow. And that is about that. Till tomorrow, arsefans.]]>
    2575 2008-07-15 09:00:48 2008-07-15 09:00:48 open open oh-more-of-the-same-old-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    We need a dose of transfer realism http://arseblog.net/2008/07/16/we-need-a-dose-of-transfer-realism/ Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2572 interview with Chairman Peter Hill-Wood on the official site yesterday. Most of it was run of the mill stuff, about how the board are patient but not complacent, and it ties in with what Danny Fiszman said a few days previously - that it's time to bring some silverware to the new stadium. The bit that caught my eye though was when he was asked about transfers and he replied:
    There is an awful lot of talk about big transfers and major demands of players but you will find throughout the UK and Europe that money is not quite as easy to obtain as it used to be. So I think a lot of these stories emanating from agents may not actually come to fruition. There is a lot of talk and not a lot of action.
    And how true that is. Let's remember that the vast majority of what you read in the newspapers is put there by agents trying to drum up business for their client. And this summer we've seen agents look like proper chumps. The best example, I suppose, is that of Arshavin's agent who said a £19m bid had been received from a Premier League club. This turned out to be pure fiction and the agent is now desperately trying to get clubs interested at a much lower price. Players, clubs and agents are going to have to realise that the prices/wages they're looking for are simply unrealistic. Another example of how the market has fallen is the transfer of Ronaldinho to AC Milan. He's gone for €21m according to the Spanish press this morning. This time last year there was talk of the Italians spending €60m+ on him and while I accept part of the lower transfer fee is because the player's star has faded somewhat a lot of it has to do with the way the market is. It has been fueled by pure greed for the last few years, the massive influx television money, Bosman transfers etc have all played their part. I think someone like Mathieu Flamini can count himself very lucky - he managed to do his deal before people started thinking 'Hey, it might be a good idea to be somewhat sensible about money'. Adebayor is probably unlucky in that his outrageous demands for more money have dragged on so long that they're now even more ludicrous than when he and his agents first made them. But then that's just tough shit for him. I haven't got the slightest bit of sympathy for him. The transfer market across Europe has been deadly quiet this summer. I can't remember a close season like it, to be honest. There have been no big huge deals, no megastars being moved. Barcelona have had a difficult time selling Ronaldinho and even 6 months ago if they'd said '€21m for Ronnie' there'd have been a queue of clubs around the block waiting to bite their hands off. Liverpool haven't signed anyone of note, United either, Chelsea have bought Deco but they're a special case in that economic difficulties don't really make any difference to them. By comparison we've spent relatively big so far. £5m for Aaron Ramsey and somewhere in the region of £11m for Samir Nasri. Now, I'm not trying to say all our problems are solved with those two, there's clearly work to be done, but our transfer market activity has to be viewed as part of the bigger picture, not just on its own. Now, Ronaldinho to Milan is interesting as it almost certainly rules out any chance of Adebayor going there. That leaves only Barcelona as a possible and still much depends on their ability to move on Samuel Eto'o. Reports in the Catalan press this morning say Hleb will arrive in Spain today to finalise his move so Hleb is more of a priority than Adebayor. There are suggestions than Valencia might buy Eto'o but they are pretty fucked financially so any deal there is likely to involve a player swap, possibly involving David Silva. So Adebayor may find himself in the very uncomfortable position of having agitated all summer for a move away from Arsenal but with nobody out there to buy him. Interestingly El Mundo run a story saying Barcelona want to sign a 'mega crack' (superstar) with the money raised by the sales of Ronaldinho and Eto'o but Adebayor's name is not mentioned at all. Another article says that Barcelona fans would prefer to keep Eto'o than spend money on Adebayor. Ooooops. Egg on face, tail between legs, and Mr Unpopular with the fans. That's a good summer's work for a player who should have just kept his fucking mouth shut and thought about his career rather than his retirement. So, we'll see what happens in the transfer market. Maybe it's beginning to kick off a bit. It does look as if Hleb will sign for Barcelona today so that gives us some more money to play with - how we spend it remains to be seen, but there's plenty of time left to do that. But let's not lose sight of the market we're operating in which, ultimately, may suit us as players will go for lower prices and with more reasonable wages. In other news it does look as if Gilberto is definitely on his way to Greece. If he leaves then I can't see us fail to make a central midfield signing, unless the boss decides someone like Diaby deserves his chance in there. There's talk about Barry and Xabi Alonso from Liverpool, either of whom would add experience and quality to the team, in my opinion. It's an interesting situation as well - Benitez has been counting on the money from the sale of Alonso to fund the purchase of Barry so we could try and gazump them on Barry or take advantage of the fact they need cash to sign Alonso. Naturally we'll just sign that Bischoff bloke for free instead but a man can dream, can't he? Real Sociedad want to take youngsters Fran Merida and Pedro Botelho on loan next season. And that's really about that. Until tomorrow but will update if I spot anything regarding Hleb's move to Spain. Update: Hleb's Barcelona medical is scheduled for 7pm this evening and he should be presented as a Barcelona player tomorrow. Barcelona have more or less confirmed the deal on their official site (link in Spanish).]]>
    2572 2008-07-16 09:00:16 2008-07-16 09:00:16 open open we-need-a-dose-of-transfer-realism publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Barcelona screwed again as we get £12m for Hleb http://arseblog.net/2008/07/17/barcelona-screwed-again-as-we-get-12m-for-hleb/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2570 Arsene Wenger said of Hleb's departure:
    We must firstly thank Alex for his contribution towards Arsenal Football Club during his time with us. Alex played a significant role in the three seasons he was with the Club. We are comfortable with our decision to let him go and we are all looking forward to continuing our preparations for the new season ahead.
    In other words, we're not that bothered and if you can think of anything to thank the fucker for in the three years he's been at Arsenal then by all means go for it but I'm fucking stumped. He played a significant role in us winning precisely fuck all. Frankly, I'm amazed that he's gone to Barcelona. I don't know what kind of a player they think they're getting but perhaps they were looking for someone who can dribble very well and then pass the responsibility for scoring to someone else. Or indeed the legendary pre-assist which seems to have been invented by Hlebomaniacs to justify his existence. Far from being a backward step I honestly believe this is a good move for Arsenal. This is no blow to the team. The transfer fee is believed to be around £12m, so we've made profit on him after three years, which is no less than we deserved having been frustrated by him in that time period. I've always said that Hleb was an incredibly skillful player, his close control and touch was fantastic, his dribbling and ability to make space was almost old-fashioned (in a good way) but his record in three seasons was just not good enough. Ten goals? That is rubbish. And before anyone says his job isn't to score goals I say 'Shhhhhh'. I'd say the jammy fucker can't believe his luck and I have to say I'm a little irked that he gets to live in Barcelona and earn lots of money. Jealous? Yes. Of course. It's raining here again today. It hardly ever rained in Barcelona and there was sun and cheap beer and mojitos. Gah. Anyway, let's hope he follows in the footsteps of other Arsenal players who have made the move from London to Catalunya - may the Overmars and Petit be with you, Hleb. No goodbyes here. We've already moved on. On the other hand Gilberto has arrived in Greece, according to reports, and was met at the airport by 1,500 Panathaikos fans. They carried him shoulder high before placing him in a carriage which was brought to the stadium by slaves and then he was fed grapes before putting on the Panathanaikos uniform which is some kind of leather thong and a trident. More on Gilberto when his departure is confirmed but we're losing a really nice guy and proper professional. Good luck to him. There was more bad news for Adebayor as AC Milan announced their transfer business for the summer was finished. With Barcelona the only club supposedly interested in him, and even then it seems to be fading, Wanky Lanky is going to find himself with nowhere to go now. What I'd like to know is where he is. Is he at pre-season training? If not, why not? And if he's not then stick the fucker on the bench for the first few months of the season and don't give him any kind of pay rise at all. Andrei Arshavin shows exactly how much he wants to join Arsenal here (Spanish). The headline reads 'Call me, Barcelona'. What a fucking tart. The squad for Saturday's pre-season friendly against Barnet has been announced and new boys Carlos Vela and Aaron Ramsey are both included. I think this is actually on the TV on Saturday, perhaps Setanta. Someone can confirm in today's Arses, no doubt. Right, well that's about that. I suspect, and it's only a gut feeling (and that could actually be last night's Japanese food), that the Hleb move will spark a bit of transfer activity from us. Midfielder? Defender? Striker? Robot ninja? I just don't know, but someone. Till tomorrow, Arsebandits.]]>
    2570 2008-07-17 09:00:04 2008-07-17 09:00:04 open open barcelona-screwed-again-as-we-get-12m-for-hleb publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Goodbye Gilberto + Arsecast 84 http://arseblog.net/2008/07/18/goodbye-gilberto-arsecast-84/ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2568 He had some landmark moments too. He scored on his debut against Liverpool in the Charity Shield, he scored what was then the fastest ever Champions League goal against PSV (despite giving the ball away, heh), and he scored our first goal at the new stadium as we drew 1-1 against Aston Villa on the opening day of the 2006-7 season. And that year was probably his finest as an Arsenal player. He led the team in the absence of Thierry Henry, scored a lot of goals and was, to my mind, our best player that year. Last summer he went to the Copa America with Brazil and suffered for it. Most expected him to be made captain, Arsene went with William Gallas, a move which, in hindsight, turned out to be as poor a decision as the boss has ever made, in my opinion. Gilberto found himself on the bench as Flamini took his chance and kept his place in the side. But despite his obvious disappointment and hurt at the way things turned out he did nothing but keep his head down, work hard and give 100% for the club whenever needed. As a professional I sincerely hope that our younger players take their example from him rather than some of the other 'characters' in the squad. So he goes to Panathanaikos on a three year deal and I sincerely wish him all the best out there. He was a real professional and thoroughly decent man. Thanks for everything, Bert. You'll be remembered fondly. His departure does leave a big hole in our midfield though but I suspect Gilberto's move was only sanctioned because the boss has something else lined up. As much as he might have high hopes for Denilson or Diaby there's no way we're going into next season with just those two, plus Cesc and possibly Song as back-up. I'm sure we'll make a signing for central midfield, I think it will be an experienced player and I suspect it'll probably be from an English side. There's talk of Barry or Xabi Alonso but who knows? There's definitely someone coming though. Not much else to tell you about really. Barnet tomorrow should be good if only for the fact it's Arsenal and it's football. If you can't get to Barnet and you fancy an Arsenal fix the London Masters is on at Wembley Arena. Ray Parlour leads the Arsenal side which also includes Steve Morrow and Vince Bartram, amongst others. Details here. Right then, onto the Arsecast and this week I'm joined by Gilberto. Not Silva, but Silver from Gunnerblog, there's a player history with the Man in the Bar, a tale of the unexpected and I explain why there's no home shirt to give away in the competition. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Enjoy, see you tomorrow.]]> 2568 2008-07-18 09:00:23 2008-07-18 09:00:23 open open goodbye-gilberto-arsecast-84 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Buying players won't kill the youngsters http://arseblog.net/2008/07/19/buying-players-wont-kill-the-youngsters/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2566 Arsene Wenger has been talking about spending and money and all that. He says:
    Of course I am in a position where I can spend the money. But every time we have done such a great job with the young players that you are concerned 'do we kill a young player or not by bringing another player in?' It is a very sensitive subject which is not specially linked with money.
    I think, perhaps, it's only a sensitive subject for Arsene, it's certainly not for fans. If there's money to spend then he should spend it. His job, at the end of the day, is to bring success to Arsenal, not to develop youngsters like some kind of football creche. If a player is good enough he'll make the grade, irrespective of who's in his way. The bottom line is that the squad is looking a bit shallow at the moment. In the last 6 months we have lost three quality central-midfielders and that's an issue that needs to be addressed with the cheque book. And by that I mean a grown-up replacement, not some 17 year old who may have all the potential in the world but at this moment in time is not the solution. Maybe another 17 year old is but I doubt it. Anyway, there's something to be said for giving young players time on the pitch with experienced players. Of course they learn lots from just playing but if they have experienced pros telling them how they can improve and helping them along then their development is far from stunted. I like the idea of young players but at the same time the boss can't complain we lacked a bit of experience last season then make the squad even younger and more raw. That said I'm pretty sure Arsene is aware of the situation and I fully expect him to buy some players before the start of the new season. Not doing so would be madness, in my opinion, and I don't think the boss is mad. Not that mad, anyway. Gael Clichy compares Robin van Persie to Cristiano Ronaldo, in that he can score a goal out of nothing. Sadly, talented as he is, van Persie can't score a goal from the treatment table and he's got to have a much more injury free campaign this time around. Otherwise you really have start considering the future of a player who you just can't count on. Robin's big pal, Tomas Rosicky, confirms he'll miss the start of the season but says he hopes to be back in September. Even more than van Persie I feel this season is make or break for Rosicky. I really like him as a player but the amount of time he's been out injured since he arrived at Arsenal really does beg some questions. Hmmm, it's all a bit glum for a Saturday, isn't it? Particularly when our first pre-season game is taking place in just a few hours. We play Barnet at Underhill and if you have Arsenal TV you can watch it. Sadly NTL here are a pack of cunthounds so we don't have Arsenal TV. Boooo. It's good to have the football back though. Have fun if you're going, more tomorrow.]]>
    2566 2008-07-19 09:00:45 2008-07-19 09:00:45 open open buying-players-wont-kill-the-youngsters publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up and 'certain' signings http://arseblog.net/2008/07/20/sunday-round-up-and-certain-signings/ Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2564 Arsenalist has the highlights and the goals. And here's a post-match interview with the boss (thanks to Luther). Afterwards Arsene Wenger said he expected Adebayor to return to the club on Monday for pre-season training saying, rather cryptically:
    Adebayor is a player of Arsenal Football Club and I'm confident he will be here at the start of the season Adebayor is under contract, it’s a completely different position to Hleb.
    Wasn't Hleb under contract too? Or is the situation completely different because nobody's actually made a bid for Adebayor. Strange all the same and I think Arsene's little smile as he spoke about Adebayor returning/staying speaks volumes. There was some reassurance though for fans who want signings. He said there'd 'certainly' be at least one signing, maybe two. You can even hear him say it on the BBC here. I think there's still some wheeling and dealing to be done this summer. If Adebayor stays then I can't see us signing a striker but will Adebayor want to stay after what he's said and knowing he's hardly a fans favourite anymore? Songs were sung about him at Barnet yesterday and he's got a lot to do to win people around again if he does stay. When he does return he needs to be on his best behaviour too, if there's the slightest bit of agitation or bullshit to disrupt pre-season then we should come down on him like a ton of bricks. The Times suggests he could be on his way to Milan if Milan sell Kaka to Chelsea but the Italians have said they're not willing to sell. If Chelsea were to make an official £80m bid then I think the situation would change rapidly. Who could turn down that sort of money? It's an obscene and disgusting amount. The News of the World says Adebayor will tell the club he wants £100,000 a week. Apparently that's 'fair reward' for what he's done for Arsenal. It's so ludicrous and downright fucking stupid that it barely merits comment. What I would say is that if this is his agent's way of ensuring we're forced into selling him then he'd want to be very sure there's someone who can afford to buy him. If he wants £100,000 a week why shouldn't Arsenal ask for a transfer fee corresponding to that. He's the one making the valuation, isn't he? There are some reports in Barcelona this morning that they're still interested and Yaya Toure has been saying how Adebayor would add strength to their attack. So there's still that uncertainty and honestly, if the chance came and the money was right I'd sell Adebayor in a flash. Some might see it as giving the player what he wants, but you don't need trouble-makers in your squad and I just get the feeling that he would be trouble if he stayed. Which is a real shame. The other concern I have is that this shit will keep going right up until August 31st and we'll be left to do a last-minute deal on deadline day just to get shot of the cunt. As for our 'certain' signing will come in central midfield and who knows what else might happen? The Sunday Mirror says both PSG and Barcelona want William Gallas. £5m for a 31 year old who really hasn't covered himself in glory since he arrived at Arsenal would be good business provided it was spent on a quality replacement. The Observer talks to Theo Walcott. Leaving the dog whisperer aside he seems like a very level-headed and well grounded young man. He made good progress last season, it'd be great to see him do it again this time around. Dennis Bergkamp has started his coaching career at Ajax. Imagine being a young player at Ajax and having Dennis as your coach. Amazing. Right, that's about it. More tomorrow.]]>
    2564 2008-07-20 09:00:18 2008-07-20 09:00:18 open open sunday-round-up-and-certain-signings publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    International players to return - Nasri begins his Arsenal career http://arseblog.net/2008/07/21/international-players-to-return-nasri-begins-his-arsenal-career/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2562 'think about' a £400m bid (typo in the sun, surely? That must be £40m and even then there's nothing to think about if someone offers that kind of money) for Adebayor he's challenged Theo Walcott to push on this season, saying:
    Last season, his target was to play 15 or 20 matches, whereas this season, he must try to become a regular player in the Arsenal team. Can he break into the England side? That is what I wish. He is 19 years old and at that age, you have to improve.
    True indeed and Theo's signs of improvement in the second part of last season were very encouraging. I just wonder how much time he's going to spend up front and how much in midfield again. He definitely enjoys playing up top more but given our lack of choice for that right midfield spot I think that might be where he can make himself a regular, for the season ahead at least. Dribbly McNoscore's comments about Cesc generated some headlines yesterday. Having just arrived in Spain he said:
    He loves this club, and though he’s at Arsenal, who knows, maybe one day he’ll come back here.
    Well, we all know Cesc was born and raised a Barcelona supporter so to suggest he might go back there one day is hardly a surprise to anyone. I don't think his comments were made out of any malice towards Arsenal but there's no doubt they are somewhat injudicious. Let's be realistic though -  he's talking the talk of a man who wants to curry favour with his new fans before they see him play. He'd do well to not talk about Cesc any more though. I know Barcelona very well and I know where the footballers hang out. I would have no problem kicking the fucking cruciate off him if he doesn't shut the fuck up. And that's about it. I suppose we'll get some reaction to the return of the internationals and the arrival of Nasri tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    2562 2008-07-21 09:00:39 2008-07-21 09:00:39 open open international-players-to-return-nasri-begins-his-arsenal-career publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger absolutely right to criticise Madrid and Co. http://arseblog.net/2008/07/22/wenger-absolutely-right-to-criticise-madrid-and-co/ Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2560 He says:
    If you don't show respect to other clubs I think that football is moving in the wrong way. You cannot come out like Ramon Calderon has done at Real Madrid with Manchester United and tell them you cannot stop a player leaving. You can destabilise any player in the world — that is irresponsible. Big clubs should set an example.
    And it's not just Real Madrid, it's Barcelona that have done similar to Adebayor and Hleb while AC Milan used Vincenzo Morabito to mess with Adebayor's head. Now, I'm not foolish enough to think that Arsenal are whiter than white, but we do not engage in the same kind of media-led pursuits of players the way these clubs do. The way Madrid have acted this summer over Ronaldo has been dreadful. It's been so bad that as an Arsenal fan I have sympathy for Man United. Of course the clubs like Arsenal and United aren't helped by the players and their agents who lose sight of the fact that they're already earning a fortune and everything they do is motivated entirely by greed. It's a sad situation really but unfortunately I don't see it changing any time soon. Wherever there is big money there are shysters and scum-sucking bottom-feeding cuntblisters like agents and an agent's job is to make his client money. It's not to say 'Well, you're actually earning good money here and for the sake of your football career I'd advise you to stay'. As long as agents are tolerated then things will never change. Ban all agents, that's what I say. If a player is too stupid to enter in wage negotiations, like every other person on the planet has to do themselves, then fuck them. One man who has certainly had his head turned by agents is Emmanuel Adebayor. The Guardian reports that in discussions yesterday he refused to commit to Arsenal, holding out for three times his current £35,000 a week salary. If that's really the case then fuck him. Absolutely fuck him. I'm tired of shit like this, just because you've scored a few goals one season does not mean you're a fucking superstar. And to me it's obvious that Adebayor and his people have never been interested primarily in a wage rise at Arsenal. If he'd really wanted some more money they'd have gone and said 'Do you think that we could negotiate an improved contract for Adebayor based on his last season?' and there's every chance the club would have done that. When you walk in, just as the season is over, and blunderbuss a demand for £80,000+, knowing that the club has a wage structure, then it's just another way of making a transfer request. The worst thing is that no player will ever say they want to leave directly in case they lose their 'loyalty bonus' written into their contracts. Imagine. Loyalty bonus. It'd make you fucking cry. So Adebayor's objective was never to get more money from Arsenal. It was to get a move to Barcelona or AC Milan. If Arsenal had capitulated and given him the cash then he'd have stayed, I think, because he probably likes it at Arsenal. He's a big personality, well liked by the other players and the staff, so either way is win-win for him. Now though, with interest from other clubs having cooled, perhaps the cast-iron guarantees his agent got from them not so cast-iron after all, he's stuck in a kind of limbo. In one way I hope no move happens at all. It'd be sweet justice and hopefully it'd teach other players a valuable lesson. Watching Adebayor squirm as fans tell him what they think would be most enjoyable. On the other hand I'm loathe to keep someone who has acted in such a way and if the money came in and we had a decent replacement I'd flog him in a second. How he's fucked it up though. Well on his way to being a real fans favourite, still with work to do though, now he's just another cunt in a game full of them. Bacary Sagna talks about his return and says his ankle is improving all the time. It's good to see him back as we really missed him at the tail-end of the last season. The squad play a friendly against Hungarian side Szombathelyi this evening and the pre-season begins in earnest at the Austrian training camp. No doubt we'll get picture specials of them being put through their paces. Other than that it's all quiet so I'll leave it there. More tomorrow.]]>
    2560 2008-07-22 09:00:00 2008-07-22 09:00:00 open open wenger-absolutely-right-to-criticise-madrid-and-co publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A dull draw, Kolo has Malaria + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/07/23/a-dull-draw-kolo-has-malaria-news-round-up/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2558 goal and highlights via Arsenalist). There really isn't any point in analysing these games too seriously. They're about getting some match fitness into the players, at this stage performances don't really matter too much. I didn't see any of it myself but we had Carlos Vela make his first appearance in an Arsenal shirt and new signing Francis Cocklesandmussels apparently did quite well. There now comes a period when the players are going to be put through their paces and a lot of fitness work will take place in the build up to the next game against Cheeseburgerland next Monday. Pat Rice explains the idea behind the Austrian training camp and you can see some pictures here. Afterwards Arsene Wenger spoke about our midfield, saying:
    We need one more body in there. If we find a reasonable target we will get him. There is no special name.
    This is after saying new boy Aaron Ramsey faces a lot of competition to earn a place in the first XI so it'll be interesting to see who he brings in. Everyone knows the names that have been bandied around for the last couple of weeks, it'd typical of Arsene to sign someone nobody expects. A bit like the Eduardo signing last summer - and speaking of the Crozilian he's due back in 'three to four' weeks according to the boss. Whether that's just to training or if it means he's back and pushing for a place in the team remains to be seen. There was some bad news from the training camp as well as Kolo Toure reportedly has malaria. He's in good spirits, apparently, but it can be a debilitating illness. However, I'm not sure it's thrown our pre-season into 'crisis' as some reports suggest. Thierry Henry spoke yesterday about Arsenal. Interviewed during Barcelona's tour of Scotland he was asked about Adebayor and again you'd be wise to ignore the reports saying 'Henry opens the door for Adebayor at Barcelona'. He was very obviously non-committal when asked a leading question by a journalist. He merely said it's natural that when you have a good season big clubs look at you. He knows fine well that the journos were looking for something a bit juicy so they could run the 'Come join me at Barcelona' headlines. I mean, he even had some nice things to say about Alex Hleb, that's how media savvy he is. Beyond that he had some very nice thing to say about Arsenal and he believes we can win something in the season ahead. I hope he's right. BBC video link here. Samir Nasri is excited about joining Arsenal and says that Arsene Wenger's presence at the club was a major draw for him. He says:
    He represents stability and continuity. We understand we can work on the long term with him. I think he’s been at Arsenal for 13 years. It means the world! I have joined an immense club where there’s everything to achieve great things. I’m delighted to be part of this new adventure.
    He may have his maths wrong regarding the boss but it's good to know that former players, even ones who left under a cloud like Dolphin-headed cunt, have positive things to say about the club. We should get our first look at Nasri during next week's friendlies. So there you go. To those websites complaining about a 1-1 pre-season draw, grow the fuck up you sad cunts. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2558 2008-07-23 09:00:29 2008-07-23 09:00:29 open open a-dull-draw-kolo-has-malaria-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Pre-season quiet time http://arseblog.net/2008/07/24/pre-season-quiet-time/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2556 Hleb and his comments which are complimentary to Arsene Wenger but most disrespectful towards Arsenal but I'm not going to. I think it's been made very clear than Hleb is a dolphin loving cunt and frankly he doesn't merit any more time on this blog. Meanwhile, according to The Sun, Emmanuel Adeabayor has told a team mate:
    I’m not sure if I’m going to leave now
    Well that certainly makes things awkward for him. When you consider previous quotes saying how we had to give in to his 'demands' or he'd leave it's a bit unfortunate to discover that not only is he a loudmouthed, greedy twat he's not a man of his word. I fully expected him to leave whether he'd found a new club or not. It would be the only decent thing to do. 'Give me my demands'. 'No'. 'Well then you leave me no choice'. And off he would go with a battered holdall thrown over his shoulder and nobody would ever see him again. Or if they did see him again it would only be as he trudged away into the sunset with the really sad music from the Incredible Hulk TV series playing. The boss confirmed yesterday that Eduardo would be back for the Emirates Cup but only as spectator. He's continuing his rehabilitation in Brazil, I think, and it's anybody's guess how long it'll take him to make his comeback. He also confirmed he was looking for a midfielder but then we knew that already. There was some further bad news from the training camp last night when it emerged that Samir Nasri has been diagnosed with the bubonic plague. Apparently he picked it up from his pet rat 'Alex' that he brought with him through customs without the appropriate quarantine. There were also unconfirmed reports that Robin van Persie has the Ebola virus, Denilson suffered a massive dropsy while Emmanuel Eboue caught spina bifida from an elf in the forest. We really are in a fucking crisis, let me tell you. Right so, have yourselves a good Thursday. More, and an Arsecast (probably), tomorrow.]]>
    2556 2008-07-24 09:00:48 2008-07-24 09:00:48 open open pre-season-quiet-time publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Stuff about money and players and things http://arseblog.net/2008/07/25/stuff-about-money-and-players-and-things/ Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2553 Arsene said officially, not in quotes in a Sunday paper which sound fabricated. And if it were true why would we have spent £13m on Nasri, £5m on Ramsey when only recouping £12m for Hleb? It's all a load of bollocks but the sad thing is I suspect a lot of fans believe it's true and it's going to be one of those self-perpetuating myths that newspapers will run with over and over again. Some more reaction to this on Arsenal Truth. Gilberto says Arsenal need to win something this season. I don't think there's any fan who would disagree with that. Let's not forget how close we came last season and the season before in the Carling Cup so the chances have been there. You just wonder about a team the longer it goes without winning something but I think we've got a group of young players hungry for success. We'll be there or thereabouts again, I'm sure. Gael Clichy calls Armand Traore an 'amazing player'. I have to say I haven't seen enough yet to convince me he's ready for first team football with us but there's always one or two who seem to make a big step-up from one season to the next, perhaps he might be one. Where he's going to play though is another question. If Clichy continues to progress then he's going to find his chances very limited. The Sun links us with a move for 17 year old Crystal Palace forward Victor Moses. Apparently we're offering £1m but Palace feel he commands a greater fee than that. With no further news about Adebayor's dream transfer elsewhere, anywhere, Goonerholic looks back on a man who won over Arsenal fans after circumstances even more difficult than the ones Greedy faces. And that's really about it. Sorry there's no Arsecast today. This is due to 'technical issues' which are 'beyond my control'. Apologies. It'll be back next week. More tomorrow.]]> 2553 2008-07-25 09:00:11 2008-07-25 09:00:11 open open stuff-about-money-and-players-and-things publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Saturday stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/07/26/saturday-stuff/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2551 Bendtner, Clichy, Senderos and Sagna so go there and knock yourself out. Manuel Almunia compares Aaron Ramsey to Cesc but says he still has lots to learn from Cesc and Diaby (probably how to never play more than 5 consecutive games lest you get too tired and ouchy). I am looking forward to seeing this lad play though. According to The Sun Kolo Toure has made an 'amazing' recovery from malaria. Unconfirmed sources tell me he was on a life-support machine just a few hours ago and they were agonising over pulling the plug. Then, amazingly, he leapt up, gave Arsene Wenger a big hug, went for a 10 mile run, built a house, dug a trench and sang songs about his pet piglet until people were wishing he was back on life-support. Now he's so well recovered he can suck the malaria out of other people's bodies from 6 feet away. And that's really about all there is to tell you. So I'll shut up now and go make the breakfast. Till tomorrow.]]> 2551 2008-07-26 09:00:31 2008-07-26 09:00:31 open open saturday-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Nasri the 'new Pires' + Hleb needs to shut up now. http://arseblog.net/2008/07/27/nasri-the-new-pires-hleb-needs-to-shut-up-now/ Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2548 always the boss who decides who comes and goes. Throw in a quick line about Usmanov, Dein and Fat & Orange and you know where it's all come from. Maybe Newcastle have made a bid for Senderos but I'd be surprised if we sold. Frank McLintock echoes the thoughts of many Arsenal fans when he says he believes Arsenal need to 'buy big' to win things again. He says:
    I believe Arsene needs another two or three players and one of them should be experienced and proven. It might be time to speculate to accumulate if the big prizes are to come to Arsenal.
    So what he's saying is he needs to buy one big name player. While most of us would agree that the squad needs to be strengthened I think the purchases don't have to be big names. It's been said before but Sagna/Eduardo quality coming in would be perfect, it doesn't have to be a superstar. Obviously though the experience side of things is important and even someone like Nasri has played 150+ games for Marseille so even at 21 he's no rookie. Speaking of Nasri he's confirmed he's going to play on the wing, saying:
    I had a chat with Arsene Wenger and I’m going to play on a wing because that is where their playmakers are, splitting with the full backs.
    So Nasri's going to play on the left hand side, I reckon. It'll be interesting to see if he and Clichy can form the kind of partnership that Pires and Cunt (Cashely) did. Not to heap any pressure on Nasri but it's clear we've never replaced Pires properly. Rosicky has never been consistently fit enough, Hleb turned out to be a cunt so there's a big chance here for the young man. It used to be we were a team weighted to the left hand side - Pires, Cunt (Cashley), Henry all flourishing down there. Now we play a bit too narrow so hopefully Nasri on the left and Walcott (hopefully) on the right will give us greater width for the season ahead. The People links us with a £5m move for Swiss international Goekhan Inler. Hleb has been talking to the Sport newspaper in Barcelona. Some random quotes:
    Adebayor - He's a very good player. It would be great if he could join us but I don't know anything about this. Cesc - He's my best friend at Arsenal. It would be marvellous to play with him at Barcelona. I know he's really keen to come back because he grew up here but at the moment he's at Arsenal and an important part of the team.
    Dear Hleb, shut your poxy Belarussian mouth, you scabby, scarecrow looking cunthound. yours, arseblogger Seriously, what a cunt. There are ways of answering questions, even loaded questions, which would make the whole thing a non-story. Hleb is intelligent enough to do that but chooses not to so he can go and fuck himself. He complains that London to was too big. 'Dehumanizing', he said. He hoped to find something more like Belarussia in Barcelona. Good grief. And I'm only going to mention the Cesc to Real Madrid stories just to call them a big load of bollocks. They can go fuck off as well. Right so, that's about your lot. Have a good Sunday, more tomorrow.]]>
    2548 2008-07-27 09:00:47 2008-07-27 09:00:47 open open nasri-the-new-pires-hleb-needs-to-shut-up-now publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc deserves a quality partner as Fat & Orange sniff around http://arseblog.net/2008/07/28/cesc-deserves-a-quality-partner-as-fat-orange-sniff-around/ Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2545 I didn't tell Ramon Calderon no. I told him that now wasn't the time to go to Madrid. That doesn't worry me one little bit. It's a perfectly diplomatic answer. He's not going to close the door on anything and makes it quite clear that he's not interested in a move there now. Fair enough. Of course that doesn't stop the NewsNow whores coming up with headlines like 'I am interested in Real Madrid move' when he clearly says no such thing. But then I hope most of you can see through shite like for what it is. The second part of the quote is where the mischief making comes into play a bit though. Quoted about trophies and winning things they have him saying:
    To be four seasons without winning any titles would be too much for me.
    Now, there's a rather liberal bit of translation going on here. In Spanish he used the word 'muschisimo', which is like 'a lot' but a bit more emphatic. Had he used the word 'demasiado' then it would have meant too much so it's not as definitive as they're making out. It's not a threat to leave if we don't win something but obviously it'll give him something to think about. Whatever about that translation issue I think it's quite clear that after tasting success with Spain in Euro 2008 he wants more and he wants it with Arsenal. What's also clear is that in order to build a title winning side you need quality players. We have a gap in central-midfield at the moment, something the boss is aware of and is trying to address. Cesc deserves a top quality partner in there and I think it's vital we spend the kind of money that will bring that kind of a player to the club. We have the back-up. Diaby, Denilson and possibly Ramsey are decent cover but to get the best out of Cesc we need someone established and experienced alongside him. What made Cesc's season so good last time around was the way Flamini's style complimented his. The energy, workrate and defensive discipline of Flamini allowed Cesc's more natural attacking instincts to flourish. This is what we need to replace. A couple of weeks ago on the Arsecast Amy Lawrence said much the same. That this is a team that should be built around Cesc and if we're serious about keeping him and serious about winning things then we need to bring in players who can slot in and perform now. Not players who need a season or two to adapt or to realise their potential. Let's face it, Cesc is a Spanish lad and while he does have a genuine love for Arsenal, he is now one of the best midfield players in the world. His stock is high and deservedly so because of one consistent season after another. We're blessed that we have him and so much of that is down to Arsene Wenger. He brought him to the club, saw what he had and gave him his chance which the young man took gleefully. So much so that we let someone like Patrick Vieira leave. So credit to the manager for that. However, now his job is to keep him at the club and unless we can get another title-winning side together then that job is going to be very difficult. Now, of course it's not just about keeping one player happy but that's missing the bigger picture. As a squad I don't think we're far away. If Adebayor stays and gets his head down then we're all right up front. We need that central midfielder, as we all know, but a top quality purchase there would set us up for the season to come. The only worry then is our defence where most fans feel we need some new blood. The Kolo - Gallas combination doesn't work and a Vidic-like signing would truly add something to the team. That said I wouldn't be surprised if no signing was made there. So it's time for the boss, and the club, to make a statement of intent. I love the way we bring young players through but at the same time we've gone three years without a trophy and it's time for that to change. We've come close so let's go one better this season. Bring in that player in central-midfield, the kind of signing that will make other teams go 'Oooh, we've got to play against Cesc and Johnny Quality today?'. I don't know who it might be, or who it should be, to be honest, but then I'm not the one being paid big bucks to manage Arsenal. It would be terrible to be here next summer, looking at headline after headline about players wanting to leave because they feel they can't win things at Arsenal. Another season without silverware could be potentially devastating. Now, let's remember, amidst all this worrisome worrying, that we only finished 4 points away from top spot in the league and, looking back, we really threw it away. We got ourselves in a great position and that shouldn't be overlooked. The reasons why we've been over countless times so there's no point rehashing them now. We've lost Hleb and brought in Nasri. That makes us equal. We've brought in Ramsey but lost Gilberto and Flamini so we're down there and that's the issue the boss has to address. Vela is in, he adds something to our attacking options, Walcott will be better this season, Bendtner will improve, van Persie might be fit for more than five minutes so it's not that bad. It doesn't need much to make us a team that could be really formidable. Do it, Arsene. Just do it. Leaving that aside there were other stories yesterday about Usmanov readying himself for a takeover of the club through Fat&Orange. Let me just make this very clear. Usmanov is fucking poisonous. Utterly, disgustingly poisonous. That he has anything to do with our football club makes me fucking sick and the idea of him taking it over is reprehensible beyond all belief. I know some fans want to see us spend like we're in Championship Manager but, and I'm being deadly serious here, I would rather we never bought another player again than have this man in charge of Arsenal. It's funny how all these stories are being leaked to the media at a time when there certainly is a bit of unrest amongst fans. They're deliberately designed to undermine support for the board and make a takeover seem more acceptable. Now, as I've said above, the board, along with the manager, have a job to do at the moment and that is to give us a team which can win things. They're not beyond reproach by any means but Usmanov and his henchman Dein can go and fuck themselves, the scummy cunts. Right then, that's enough for a Monday morning, isn't it? The weather's good, the sun is shining, I may just have to spend some time in the garden today. Hasta mañana.]]>
    2545 2008-07-28 09:00:34 2008-07-28 09:00:34 open open cesc-deserves-a-quality-partner-as-fat-orange-sniff-around publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Why William Gallas shouldn't be Arsenal captain next season http://arseblog.net/2008/07/29/why-william-gallas-shouldnt-be-arsenal-captain-next-season/ Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2542 http://oleole.com/blogs/arseblog So what does a 10-2 win over Burgerland tell us? Firstly it tells us that the opposition were pretty much rubbish. Secondly, it tells us that despite that Bendtner (4), Vela (3) and Wilshere (2, including a very cool penalty) all know where the goal is. The result is not in the slightest bit important but the goals and the performance won't have done anyone any harm. These games are a good chance to give some young players a bit of spotlight and to build fitness. That's about it. The real stuff begins on Wednesday when we play Stuttgart, meeting our old pal Jens again perhaps. There will be more first teamers involved and from there it's home again for the Emirates Cup for games against Juventus and Real Madrid. Speaking of Real Madrid, I'm sure Ramon Calderon, if he travels, will received a lovely warm welcome. After the story in Marca yesterday quoting Cesc, the young man was quick to set the record straight, saying:
    I have not spoken to any media so it's frustrating to read quotes that I have supposedly said about my future. I think that some people are just trying to make mischief but my intentions are very clear. I am happy here at Arsenal, my future is with Arsenal and the priority is to achieve success and win trophies at Arsenal.
    Splendid stuff from the young man and that is how to kill a story stone dead. I still believe what I said yesterday, that we need to bring in a quality player to play alongside him, but there are others in the squad whose images have been tarnished by these kinds of stories and the way Cesc has dealt with it simply highlights that. So that's good news. There was some slightly disappointing news when William Gallas claimed he was going to be a different captain this season. So that'd be a good captain then? It's the strongest indication yet that the boss isn't going to take the armband away from Gallas and I have to say I find it disappointing. He had his chance last season and he blew it, spectacularly. We haven't seen anything like the best of Gallas as a player and I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest combining the two roles proved too much for him. Let him concentrate on his football and while you have to give him some credit for holding up his hands and admitting his mistakes it doesn't alter the fact he made a complete botch of the job last season. When the chips were down, and when the team needed someone to lead them, he went missing. You're either a leader or you're not and Gallas, to my mind, clearly is not. I would still give it to Cesc. He's a player that the others, despite his young age, can look up to. Someone who sets the right example, has the right attitude and whose focus is far more team than self-orientated. Abou Diaby reckons he could be the man to partner Cesc in central midfield next season. He's won the backing of former Gunner Stewart Robson and former Gunner Tomas Rosicky in the last few weeks but I remain a bit unconvinced. He's just a bit too laconic for central-midfield for me and his habit of picking up niggly injuries all the time means you can't really plan for him to play the whole season. On the other hand if he were to do a Flamini and fulfill the potential that so many say he has then I don't think we'd be complaining too much. The boss says Kolo will be ready for the start of the new season and plays down the malaria scare completely. And that's about it. I'm pretty sure the football world is still reeling from seeing Liverpool pay £19m for Robbie Keane. Fucking hell, it's truly gone mad now. Keane's a decent player but £19m and £80,000 a week?? Mugsmashermadness. Then you have Fulham paying somewhere like £13m for Andy Johnson. I'm not sure I understand it anymore. Seriously. Right so, that's about the size of it. More tomorrow.]]>
    2542 2008-07-29 09:00:52 2008-07-29 09:00:52 open open why-william-gallas-shouldnt-be-arsenal-captain-next-season publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Stuttgart tonight marks the start of pre-season 'proper' http://arseblog.net/2008/07/30/stuttgart-tonight-marks-the-start-of-pre-season-proper/ Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2540 Robin van Persie who is hoping to have an injury free campaign. He says:
    Last year I missed too many games and I am still disappointed about it. This is a new year with new chances. Hopefully I can be injury-free this year.
    He's not the only one hoping that. Regular readers will know I'm a big fan, I think he's a fantastically talented player, but so far his career has been blighted by injury. Some of them due to bad luck, others due to him not managing them properly and coming back too quickly. And I think we can all understand that. Everyone wants to play but he's got to be a little more mature. I really hope he can have an injury-free campaign and if he does I think he'll score a lot of goals. If he spends another season mostly in the treatment room though you have to start thinking about alternatives. One of the names to emerge from pre-season is that of Jack Wilshere, a central midfield player who has caught the eye in the games so far. He is the youngest of the pre-season squad and the boss seems to have high hopes for him. He's obviously not ready for first-team football yet though and there is the danger that we hype our youngsters a bit too much. As talented as they are, and there are some obviously talented young lads, very few of them are going to make the breakthrough the first team squad. Arsenal said goodbye to Gary Lewin yesterday. We've done this before but good luck to him and thanks for everything. Gilberto talks about players who want to leave clubs for more money and challenges them to earn their money by winning things. He says:
    When you win things, you achieve more than anybody else. You get better contracts, and more money, anyway. I can’t blame a player who wants a good contract. But I believe if they stay at the club, they can earn good money and do a lot for the club and themselves. So if they win something, it means more and they are more appreciated by supporters.
    It's been mentioned before but a lot of player's contracts at Arsenal are achievement based. So if you win trophies you get more money. For most players that's an incentive to perform and to win things. There are those though who find that rather too much like hard work and would rather just go somewhere else to do the same thing and get paid more. What can you do? You meet them in every walk of life, not just football. Finally for today OleOle's Fantasy Football game is kicking off soon. Prizes include match tickets, Champions League trips, PS3s and more. To sign up click here and I'll set up an Arseblog league which we can keep track of during the season. Let me see if I can't blag an Arseblog only prize as well. Details to come. Right so, busy day today. More tomorrow.]]>
    2540 2008-07-30 09:00:03 2008-07-30 09:00:03 open open stuttgart-tonight-marks-the-start-of-pre-season-proper publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Youngsters impress and a signing has people talking http://arseblog.net/2008/07/31/youngsters-impress-and-a-signing-has-people-talking/ Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2538 Arsenalist has the goals and highlights). The first half was pretty dull but it gave a run out to Adebayor and van Persie up front and those 45 minutes will have done them some good. The Dutchman looked far sharper than his erstwhile colleague. Gallas started at the back alongside Djourou, Denilson in midfield with Eboue of all people, while Nasri and Walcott started on the flanks. Samir Nasri's Arsenal debutFrom what we saw of Nasri he looks quick, moves well, likes to have a shot (which is an obvious improvement on Hleb) and he can take a decent corner. I can remember Jens having to make a couple of good saves in the first half. The goals came in the second half though. Bendtner had come on and you could see what the previous couple of games had done for him. He looked quick, sharp and strong and he made the difference. After we had gone behind it was he who ran and played a lovely ball through to Carlos Vela who took it wide and finished from a tight angle. The same two combined again for the second. Bendtner playing it into Vela, taking the return with his head and tucking it away smartly. I know he's had his critics but I think with regular playing time he could score a lot of goals in the season ahead. The third came after typically tenacious work from Gael Clichy down our left. His cross came to Jack Wilshere, who was impressive in his short cameo, and his left footed finish was very nice indeed. Probably not the kind of scoreline Jens was hoping for against us but there you go. It's about our pre-season and it seems to be progressing very nicely. And while we keep stressing there's not too much to be read into these games it's good to see some of the younger players really take their chances. Vela looks very useful indeed and Bendtner I've mentioned above. Walcott too looked quick and direct and while I've been very impressed with young Jack I think we need to bear in mind he's just gone 16 and we'd do well not to raise expectations too high. Let's give him time and let's keep the pressure off him. Afterwards, and speaking about strikers, the boss said:
    We're not as short of strikers as people thought. Vela is integrating very well into the team and Bendtner was already a force at the end of last season . . . and he will confirm that this year. Overall, we are still maybe one player short. But up front we don't need anybody.
    Can't argue with that although I don't think we needed a striker anyway, now that Adebayor appears to be staying anyway. It's midfield where most of us think we need the signing and yesterday's news that we had signed Amaury Bischoff was met with ...erm... not much excitement? Is that fair? His name was linked with us a a few weeks back and on the face of it, it seems like a typical Wenger signing. Nobody's ever heard of him, he has some French heritage, nobody's ever heard of him and he's cheap. It's hard to work out why we've bought him though. His professional record amounts to one professional game for Werder Bremen, and that was 16 minutes as a substitute. He's not a kid either. He's 21 years of age, compare the amount of games Cesc or Nasri or Walcott (by the time he's 21) have played and it seems most odd indeed. I suppose if he's a cheap gamble who is not being counted on for the first team but who might play the odd Carling Cup game then there's no real problem with his signing. What has people worried is the idea that this might be the one signing Arsene Wenger was talking about. With some time having passed and being a little less cranky and full of wine as I was yesterday, I can't see that being the case. We're short in central-midfield, no question about it. You only have to look at the fact we played Eboue in there last night. Where is Diaby this pre-season? Injured, probably, which just about sums him up. Perhaps Bischoff will surprise us all and turn out to be another gem unearthed by the boss. Perhaps he might establish himself as a decent squad player. Perhaps though, we're looking at another Alberto Mendez or Stefan Malz. And if I had to put money on it now I think that's where it would be going. I still think we'll make a signing in midfield simply because it's obvious to everyone that we need to. There are plenty of Arsenal sites out there, many of us differ in opinion, but I think this must be something everyone agrees on. And if it's obvious to us surely, surely, it's obvious to the boss. Speaking of midfielders it looks like we're in for quite the windfall from the sale of David Bentley. Reports this morning suggest we could make as much as £7m from the deal which really is a brilliant bit of business. And Bentley confirms his status as a proper little cunt by joining Sp*rs. He'll probably be joined by Arshavin who has always dreamed of Barcelona, would love to play for Arsenal but is settling for them because nobody else wants him. I bet it will have always been his dream to follow in Rebrov's footsteps and let's hope he does exactly that. Cesc talks about that game at Birmingham and while he says Gallas is a 'great' captain and says he has a lot of respect for him, he also says he's ready to take over the armband. You already know what I think about that so there's no point me going on about it. To me though it's telling that he references the Birmingham game. I know that it wasn't all Gallas that day, that the players would have been affected by what happened to Eduardo and the blow of the late penalty, but my point is that someone with real leadership skills would have dragged them out of that slump much more quickly. Manuel Almunia says he has a lot of respect for Jens Lehmann but then makes it very clear that he's enjoying life without him. When he says himself, Fabianski and Mannone are three 'very nice guys' it doesn't take much to work out what he means. And that's about it. The squad return to London to prepare for the Emirates Cup this weekend. They'll hook up with Kolo and Cesc ahead of the games against Real Madrid and Juventus which will provide more good tests for us, bearing in mind, of course, that their pre-season preparations are a week or two behind ours. All the same I'm looking forward to seeing the games, they are on TV right? Final thought - the new away kit looks fucking brilliant, eh? Till tomorrow.]]>
    2538 2008-07-31 09:00:14 2008-07-31 09:00:14 open open youngsters-impress-and-a-signing-has-people-talking publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Friday frolics + Arsecast 85 http://arseblog.net/2008/08/01/friday-frolics-arsecast-85/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2535 explained his signing of Amaury Bischoff, calling it a 'gamble'. He says the player is talented but will two or three months to get fully fit. Let's think about him again in two or three months then. Jens Lehmann has warned Emmanuel Adebayor against leaving Arsenal, saying:
    If you look at every player who has left Arsenal, he has not managed to shine again at his new club. I joined Stuttgart this summer — but it is different for me, because I am a goalkeeper and I am also 38 years old.
    Arsene is insistent that the Togonator will be staying as well so now it's all down to the player. Work hard, score goals, don't cause any ructions, and life won't be too difficult for him at all. I suppose we'll just have to wait and see what his head is like and if he's going to let the fact he made himself look like a proper chump affect him. William Gallas has ruled out any move to PSG and says he's looking forward to the new season with Arsenal. He's also spoken about the transfer business so far this summer, saying:
    At Arsenal we totally trust Arsene Wenger and even if we haven’t signed lots of players, we have enormous quality in the group, with youngsters that don’t stop improving and more experienced ones who bring their knowledge of football.
    Just imagine what adding an experienced, quality player to our midfield would do then? I really do think we're very close to having a title challenging squad. I just hope we get the kind of player in who will make a difference and provide that statement of intent. Today sees the draw for the 3rd qualifying round of the Champions League. We're in the pot, obviously, and while there's the usual mix of teams that you would expect us to beat there are potentially some tricky opponents there as well. Atletico Madrid, Galatasaray and Dinamo Kiev are ones to be avoided. Update: It's Steve McClaren and FC Twente! The Online Gooner takes Ian Wright to task, and rightly so, for some rather crass comments he made in the Sun. You'll notice a lot of stories this morning about the Rat-faced chav talking about how much he wants to play against Arsenal after his move from Blackburn to Sp*rs. He's trying to set himself up as some kind of pantomime villain and it's a measure of his ego that he thinks we'd waste our time hating someone as irrelevant as he is. OleOle Fantasy Football - there's an Arseblog league set up under the English Premier League game. Just register for the Fantasy Football game and join the league arseblogprem, the password for which is arseblog. I should be able to add some code so we can display the league stats on the homepage here and as well as being in for the overall OleOle prizes there'll be an individual Arseblog prize too. Get cracking. Right, Arsecast time, and on today's show I chat to the Man from East Lower about everything that's been going on in pre-season and beyond. The man in the bar has a player history, there's a tale of the unexpected, Arsene Wenger Hawkins is back and there's the usual guff too. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Enjoy, see you tomorrow.]]>
    2535 2008-08-01 09:00:40 2008-08-01 09:00:40 open open friday-frolics-arsecast-85 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Adebayor's staying but I don't believe his crap http://arseblog.net/2008/08/02/adebayors-staying-but-i-dont-believe-his-crap/ Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:59:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2533 Emmanuel Adebayor gave an interview in which he said he was staying at Arsenal and he had no idea where all the stories about him wanting to leave came from. Now, unless Adebayor has an evil twin then I think it's quite plain where those stories came from. Him and his agent. End of story. I really think it's a bit much for him to expect people to fall for the old 'I never said them things' defence. We're not fucking stupid. We know how it works and how he tried to play the game. He's going to get more money from us, sign a new contract and all because he acted like a complete and utter cunt all summer long. His comments about how 'at the moment my heart is with Arsenal' just make me think of David Bentley saying the exact same thing when he moved to Sp*rs, and we know what a cunt he is. 'At the moment', lovely. Such a wonderful long-term commitment to the club. He's played us like chumps since the end of the season and now a few spurious badge-kissing quotes and we're supposed to forgive and forget. I'm not sure it works like that. Arsene Wenger is very aware of the damage Adebayor has done, saying:
    What is very damaging sometimes is that the player gets bad publicity against his own fans for things he has not said. That is sometimes difficult to repair. There is disappointment from the fans because they feel the player wants to go.
    I can fully understand Arsene trying to calm the waters, especially if the player is going to stay, but do us a favour boss and don't try and feed us the same shite Adebayor is trying to. It was quite obvious that Adebayor wanted to go, pretty much ever since he gave that interview to El Mundo back in May. No question he had his head turned, promises were made to him about how much money he could earn at Barcelona or Milan. He saw the Ramblas paved with gold and he agitated for a move. Greedy twat staying at  ArsenalIf he really didn't say anything about leaving then it would have been as easy as pie to stop all the speculation dead in its tracks. Just look at what Cesc did last week when he was linked with Real Madrid. He came out straight away and said 'This is wrong'. Not after months of speculation when it looked like all avenues to the dream move had been closed. Maybe I'm just too cynical about the whole thing but Adebayor has, to my mind at least, acted poorly all summer long now he expects us to fall for a cock and bull story about how he had his phone off. Bollocks to that. Now, from a footballing point of view this is good news, I suppose. The lanky cunt got 30 goals last season and another 30 this season would go a long way to helping us win the silverware we all so desperately want. The squad is stronger with him in it and ultimately that's what matters. It's also shown that, despite stories to the contrary, we can keep our players in the face of definite interest from big European clubs. Adebayor was a hugely improved player last season and if he can continue that trajectory then it's good for Arsenal but he's heaped pressure on himself now. Nobody expected 30 goals from him but as he's used those 30 goals to extract more money from us and as a bargaining chip elsewhere then he's got to perform like a 30 goal striker week in, week out. Can he do it again? Can he live with the expectation? How will the fans react to Adebayor? Beats me. His goals will be cheered, like every goal is cheered, but does he deserve the songs? Has he tarnished his reputation too much? Will his hilarious fiction win the majority around? We'll just wait and see, I suppose. Hopefully he'll be contrite enough to make up for his nonsense with goals and not just that farcical interview. Arsene Wenger then blasted the likes of Barcelona and AC Milan for 'tapping up' our players, saying:
    There is a game going on in Europe where the big clubs tap up our players. They let us do the work and develop the players and then they think they can just come in and offer him big wages, but after they cannot come up with the transfer request. It should be the other way round.
    It's obvious that this happened with Adebayor this summer and with Hleb, not that I give a shit about Hleb. But I don't think this is a problem that only Arsenal suffer from. United have been battling it all summer with Real Madrid and it goes on all the time in Europe, across all the leagues and at all levels. Perhaps English clubs are just too gentlemanly. It's obviously not right but that's just the way it is. Still, I'm right behind the boss drawing attention to it even if the powers that be couldn't care less. The boss also spoke about that one signing saying that we needed someone but it wouldn't be a problem if we didn't sign him, which is rather odd. Surely if we need a player then it would be a problem if we didn't get him. Especially as he says this player must be 'quality' so if we need a quality player then not getting is definitely a problem if you're using a player of lesser quality in his stead. Weird. William Gallas will remain as captain this season. Gael Clichy bigs up Samir Nasri, but the new boy could do without the Hleb comparisons. Football today, hurrah! Arsenal v Juventus kics off at 4.15 and I think it's on Sky. Which is good. I have Sky. So that's my afternoon sorted. Finally for today I hear some people are having problems viewing Arseblog this morning and it seems to be an issue with Internet Explorer. I have no idea what's going on but try using Firefox as an alternative till we figure it out. Update: Thanks to Goonerholic it turns out it's the code used by Sitemeter, a stat counter. So if you find yourself unable to view sites in IE that's most likely the cause. Cheers for now then. More tomorrow...]]>
    2533 2008-08-02 08:59:47 2008-08-02 08:59:47 open open adebayors-staying-but-i-dont-believe-his-crap publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Ade, Ade booed - plus Arsenal asked Barcelona about Bojan http://arseblog.net/2008/08/03/ade-ade-booed-plus-arsenal-asked-barcelona-about-bojan/ Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2531 Speaking after the game the boss said that even a 747 full of money wouldn't buy Adebayor now, although the new deal remains unsigned. He also spoke about a new signing, saying:
    We are not close to signing anybody and I will focus on the players I have. If we can find someone, then we will do it. If not, I am happy as well. Experience-wise we a bit short in midfield but we will see. With Diaby not being injured, Denilson being available, we have quality in there. Today we did not have Rosicky, Fabregas, Eduardo, van Persie and Song. They are five top-class players.
    Only one of those is a central-midfielder though. I have to say I'm finding the boss's comments about signings a bit strange. If we're short of experience and we need a body then shouldn't we be working hell for leather to find the right player rather than just saying 'Well, if we happen to chance across a vagrant quality central midfielder along the way we'll take him but if not then we'll just stick with what we've got'? On the other hand there is no real rush though. As the man from East Lower pointed out (after we'd finished recording the Arsecast the other night) our start to the season is not as tough as it might have been so there's no real rush. Knowing Arsene's penchant for late transfer window signings and the fact that you can drive the price down the longer you wait then it wouldn't be any surprise if the signing we all want came at 11.59pm on August 31st. Not much else happening really. In this morning's edition of El Mundo they report that Arsene Wenger, during the negotiations with Marc Ingla for Hleb and Adebayor, asked about Bojan Krkic. The youngster is only 17 and cannot sign a professional contract until he turns 18, at which point they can insert a ridiculous release clause. Barcelona don't want to sell though, obviously, because I reckon Bojan is going to be one of the biggest names in the world in a few years time. The boy, as they say, is a bit special. So, Real Madrid later on. Should be fun. In the meantime have a good Sunday.]]>
    2531 2008-08-03 09:00:06 2008-08-03 09:00:06 open open ade-ade-booed-plus-arsenal-asked-barcelona-about-bojan publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Badge kissing my arse - Xabi Alonso linked http://arseblog.net/2008/08/04/badge-kissing-my-arse-xabi-alonso-linked/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2524 Arsene Wenger's post match reaction is here. The Guardian is reporting we've made a bid for Xabi Alonso but have asked Liverpool to lower their £18m price tag. Personally I think this would be a good signing. I know the Mugsmasher would be absolutely gutted if we bought Alonso and Liverpool replaced him with Gareth Barry. He's 26, quality, experienced in the Premier League and possibly in need of a change of scenery in his career. As for the price tag, there's no harm in asking for a reduction, but if we consider David Bentley going for £15m, Andy Johnson for £12m, Villa quoting £18m for Barry, then is £18m too much for Alonso? He would certainly add depth to our midfield and if I had to choose between him and Barry I'd take Alonso every time. Robin van Persie says he's discussing a new contract with Arsenal. Good news, but I suspect we'll wait and see how fit he stays this season before anything is finalised. Bacary Sagna is bringing some hard man talk back to Arsenal. He says:
    Everybody was disappointed at finishing third and of being eliminated of the Champions League like that. So we are going to try and achieve a season as good as the last one, being more malicious, concentrated on important moments.
    I like the idea of us being more malicious. Is it any coincidence our glory years coincided with a plethora of red cards? Now that we're not as sendy-offy we're not winning any trophies. More violence, that's what's needed. Right, Bank Holiday Monday here, as I said. Not much else going on. I've got to eat breakfast then begin the mental preparations for five-a-side later. Would running about the place topless in a kilt smeared with honey howling like a dog be mental preparations? Till tomorrow.]]>
    2524 2008-08-04 09:00:43 2008-08-04 09:00:43 open open badge-kissing-my-arse-xabi-alonso-linked publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Badge kissing my arse - Xabi Alonso linked http://arseblog.net/2008/08/04/badge-kissing-my-arse-xabi-alonso-linked-2/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2528 Arsene Wenger's post match reaction is here. The Guardian is reporting we've made a bid for Xabi Alonso but have asked Liverpool to lower their £18m price tag. Personally I think this would be a good signing. I know the Mugsmasher would be absolutely gutted if we bought Alonso and Liverpool replaced him with Gareth Barry. He's 26, quality, experienced in the Premier League and possibly in need of a change of scenery in his career. As for the price tag, there's no harm in asking for a reduction, but if we consider David Bentley going for £15m, Andy Johnson for £12m, Villa quoting £18m for Barry, then is £18m too much for Alonso? He would certainly add depth to our midfield and if I had to choose between him and Barry I'd take Alonso every time. Robin van Persie says he's discussing a new contract with Arsenal. Good news, but I suspect we'll wait and see how fit he stays this season before anything is finalised. Bacary Sagna is bringing some hard man talk back to Arsenal. He says:
    Everybody was disappointed at finishing third and of being eliminated of the Champions League like that. So we are going to try and achieve a season as good as the last one, being more malicious, concentrated on important moments.
    I like the idea of us being more malicious. Is it any coincidence our glory years coincided with a plethora of red cards? Now that we're not as sendy-offy we're not winning any trophies. More violence, that's what's needed. Right, Bank Holiday Monday here, as I said. Not much else going on. I've got to eat breakfast then begin the mental preparations for five-a-side later. Would running about the place topless in a kilt smeared with honey howling like a dog be mental preparations? Till tomorrow.]]>
    2528 2008-08-04 09:00:50 2008-08-04 09:00:50 open open badge-kissing-my-arse-xabi-alonso-linked-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    News round up + Ruben de la Red linked http://arseblog.net/2008/08/05/news-round-up-ruben-de-la-red-linked/ Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2521 named in our first team squad so it's a real measure of his talent that he's there at his age. But let's not forget his age and while it's great to enjoy his pre-season performances let's not expect the sun, moon and stars just yet. Eduardo, who got a great reception when he appeared on the pitch before the Real Madrid game says he hopes to be playing again before Christmas. There were reports that he might be back in time for the start of the season but given the severity of his injury I think that was a bit optimistic. And there is no point rushing back before everything is 100% ready, physically and mentally. In the meantime the bulk of the striking responsibility will fall to Robin van Persie and that Adebayor fella. The Dutchman says:
    We showed that Ade and I have a few nice combinations together. That is really important for two strikers, you always have to work together, you always have to look for each other. Hopefully this is a good start.
    I have to say I was a bit surprised at how well they linked up. One move in the first half saw them cut through the Madrid defence with a series of one-touch passes and if they can work on that understanding as the season goes on then they could be a very good combination indeed. The Telegraph links us with a move for Real Madrid midfielder Ruben de la Red. He is a good player and would slot into that Flamini role very well. Madrid value him at around £9.5m apparently. With the Spaniards having just been in town who knows what kind of post-match discussion went on. I can't find anything in the Spanish press about it but with Real about to sign van der Vaart they may well be disposed to letting de la Red go. We'll see. Armand Traore has signed a new long term deal with the club. I'll be interested to see what happens with him this season. I think he needs a loan move. He's certainly very quick but he's got an awful lot to learn still. The best way to do that is play a season somewhere, perhaps in the Championship, then we can see what he's really made of. And that's about that. I'm off to stare at the rain all day.]]>
    2521 2008-08-05 09:00:20 2008-08-05 09:00:20 open open news-round-up-ruben-de-la-red-linked publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Real Madrid keeper to sign, apparently, news round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/08/06/real-madrid-keeper-to-sign-apparently-news-round-up/ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2518 Bacary Clamna says the team are focussed on winning trophies this season. He says:
    This season, we will try to be wiser. We will show everyone we are still the Gunners and that we can win the title. We play to win everything and we will try to do it.
    You can't really fault that kind of attitude, can you? Obviously we missed him after his injury against Chelsea and perhaps the disruption to the back four caused us some defensive problems. With him and Clichy though I think we have the best full back combination in the league. Yes, even better than Ian Harte and Nyron Nosworthy. Speaking of full backs Aston Villa have got their beady little eyes on a right back and one name on their list is Justin Hoyte. Let's be realistic, if Sagna stays fit then Hoyte has no chance of making the first team bar the Carling Cup and perhaps the FA Cup. But, if he's content with that then I don't see any problem in us hanging onto him. I know he's an Arsenal lad through and through but if he really wants first team football you have to think a move is his best option. According to reports in Spain we're about to sign a young goalkeeper from Real Madrid called Felipe Ramos. Madrid want to loan him out but we're apparently willing to pay a transfer fee and Madrid will let him go to provide competition primarily for Fabianski. He's 20 years old and that's about as much as I can tell you. Given that we already have Almuni, Fabianski and Mannone as the goalkeeping threesome it would be a strange signing but I'm just telling you what the papers say. There's nothing new on the Ruben de la Red link other than a story in the Catalan press about how Madrid never give their squad players a chance and that they'd happily take €12m from us for de la Red. It seems to be based on little more than the Guardian article yesterday though. There's a game tonight against Huddersfield but it's a very young squad travelling North. We've got the Amsterdam Tournament this weekend which the boss obviously sees as better preparation. With a couple of the senior squad carrying knocks from the weekend's games I suppose it's a case of better safe than sorry, especially with a Champions League qualifier next week. Right then, that's enough. More tomorrow.]]>
    2518 2008-08-06 09:00:51 2008-08-06 09:00:51 open open real-madrid-keeper-to-sign-apparently-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger makes his priorities clear http://arseblog.net/2008/08/07/wenger-makes-his-priorities-clear/ Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2516 That's according to the boss anyway who has prioritised the league and the Champions League, as you might imagine. He says:
    It is clear there are two trophies we are focused on - the Premier League and the Champions League. After that, the FA Cup, but we will never go seriously for the Carling Cup, again this year we will have the same philosophy on the Carling Cup.
    I hope this year we don't do what we did in the FA Cup last year. It was embarrassing and given our fantastic record in the tournament our craven surrender at Old Trafford was a bit shameful. The Carling Cup is going to be very interesting this season again. Lots of young players looking to make an impact so from that point of view I'm looking forward to it. But as Arsene Wenger says the priority has to be either the league or the Champions League. And our European campaign kicks off ahead of the domestic one next week with a game against FC Twente. The Amsterdam Cup this weekend will be decent preparation. Again the manager has spoken about adding that one experienced player to the mix but he doesn't feel it's right to call Arsenal an inexperienced side, saying:
    It is not wrong to call Arsenal a young side still, but it is wrong to call us inexperienced. Cesc Fabregas, for example, has already played in an FA Cup final, a Champions League final and also now a European Championships final, so you cannot say he has no experience.
    And that's true. Gallas, Toure, Sagna, Clichy, van Persie, Adebayor, Rosicky, Senderos and even Nasri, who has more than 150 first team games under his belt at 21 are all experienced players now. Almunia may not have the games but he's got the age. So inexperience is not a factor this time around. We were taught some very harsh lessons last season and we have to show we've learned from them. Adding some more experience and quality to the squad won't do us any harm though but I do think, as the man from East Lower pointed out, that he's going to wait to do it. I think it'll happen but I suspect it's going to be close enough to the transfer window to have everyone biting their nails. Last night we played a pre-season game against Huddersfield and beat them 2-1, late goals from Sanchez Watt and Nacer Barazite securing the win. It was a fairly young side with most of the first team squad being held back for the Amsterdam Tournament this weekend. I know there were some complaints about this but after the Emirates Cup to play a midweek game, then play at the weekend and then play a Champions League qualifier is probably too much at this stage. Justin Hoyte says he wants to get back into the Arsenal side by proving he's as good as Bacary Sagna. The sentiment is admirable but I'm not sure it's going to work out the way he'd like. Sagna really is an excellent footballer and there's a big gap between him and Hoyte. But if he's going to get his head down and work hard then that's as much as you can ask from your squad players. To an ex-Gunner now and it could be curtains on Freddie Ljungberg's career. He's considering his future after being released with a £6m payoff from West Ham. All in all the 22 games he played for the Hammers have cost them in the region of £12m. Amazing. It's sad to see someone fade the way Freddie did though. From the energetic, effervescent poacher we loved to someone who struggled with injuries that badly affected his ability. I still think he could do a year or two in Spain or Italy and it wouldn't surprise me if he ended up there. And Freddie is one of the topics in this week's The Week in Football podcast with me and the Mugsmasher - latest episode here. And there you go - that's about it for this morning. More, and an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    2516 2008-08-07 09:00:42 2008-08-07 09:00:42 open open wenger-makes-his-priorities-clear publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Pre-Ajax Friday + Arsecast 86 http://arseblog.net/2008/08/08/pre-ajax-friday-arsecast-86/ Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2514 Arsene Wenger has called it 'ideal preparation' and it's a good chance to give some players a run out, in particular Cesc who's like to play his first game since returning to training last week. The boss also claims he'd have liked to play Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan but frankly I couldn't give a shit if I never saw that arrogant, overweening cuntblister ever again. He's give his backing to William Gallas as skipper saying he feels some of the other candidates are too young, but more importantly spoke about the team learning the lessons of last season. He says:
    We have kept the basis of the team and the frustration we got from not winning it in the end will come out for the good. We have the strength and resolve to do it. We need first to get in that position and if we do that again, I believe we will show the needed resilience.
    It's hard to argue with the fact we were only just short last season but in truth the title challenge was over after that run of draws. As I said yesterday if we can learn the lessons of last season then fantastic - the difficulty is that the squad isn't quite as good as last season, particularly in central midfield. Ironic when you think back to the end of last August and the abundance of talent we had in there. I still think we need that one signing to make ourselves real contenders for silverware this season - especially given the fact Diaby is injured again leaving us with only Cesc and Denilson as realistic contenders for central midfield. Theo Walcott talks about how he asked for number 8 this season but discovered it was going to Nasri, so he took 14 instead. Sometimes football is just too exciting for words. Not much else happening really. So we'll get on with the Arsecast. On this week's show I'm joined by the fine chappy from A Cultured Left Foot and we talk pre-season, Amsterdam, Jack Wilshere and more. As well as that the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a tale of the unexpected, Adebayor and more. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Reminding you as well about the Arseblog mini-league in OleOle's fantasy football game. Simply select your English Premier League team then join the mini-league named 'arseblogprem' and the password is simply arseblog. The overall prizes include Champions League final tickets and hotels and PS3s and FIFA games and all manner of stuff and there'll be an Arseblog only prize or two as well. More details on fantasy football here. Right so, have a good day. More tomorrow.]]>
    2514 2008-08-08 09:00:11 2008-08-08 09:00:11 open open pre-ajax-friday-arsecast-86 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Urgent: central midfielder needed - Hoyte on his way to Boro http://arseblog.net/2008/08/09/urgent-central-midfielder-needed-hoyte-on-his-way-to-boro/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2511 101 Great Goals) are interesting viewing on their own. The first Ajax goal was an incredible strike but you could ask why William Gallas didn't close him down with any kind of urgency. The second was also a fine hit but you could ask where the hell William Gallas was. Our first came from a fine cross by Eboue (who has, with that one cross, now cemented his position as first choice right midfielder until 2013) and a very good header by Adebayor. The second from Bendtner came after good work from Adebayor to incercept a back pass and just about keep it in play then Denilson laid one on a plate for Adebayor to win the game. Obviously there are things for the manager to work on. If we can see the flaws then so can he. The defensive errors are worrying though, especially coming from the player many fans consider to be our best central defender. Afterwards the manager said:
    In the whole game we were always dangerous going forward, but they took advantage of two lapses of concentration and scored two fantastic goals. Some players are still a bit short physically, but I am not really concerned. We were much better defensively in the second half.
    We're not always going to score 3 goals when we concede 2 though. That was the Ardiles philosophy when he was manager of that lot down the road. Still, it's pre-season and this is time to make those mistakes and ensure they don't happen again. At the end of the day we won the game. Tonight's game against Sevilla is likely to feature a much changed side. I'd play Kolo again, get some playing time under his belt before next week's game against Twente. Anyway, that kicks off around 5pm I think. Some transfer news yesterday with the agent of Udinese's Swiss international Gokhan Inler admitting he'd been in talks with Arsenal. He said:
    It is true that I met with Arsene Wenger. There were very positive talks.
    No question we need a midfielder. If this is the signing then fine. But let's do it and not procrastinate too much. The boss can lament the absence of Diaby all he wants but the fact is Diaby is a player who is rarely fit for long enough. We keep hearing about how he was all set to be given his chance alongside Cesc in last year's Emirates Cup but injury cost him that chance. This pre-season would have been the perfect opportunity to stake his claim, injured again. We can't count on him and once you lose him you've got Denilson (who is a Cesc, not a Flamini) and then you're into the kids like Ramsey or Wilshere (with Song bizarrely being considered a central defender). We have to make a signing in the centre. No team can afford to lose 3 players with the quality of Gilberto, Flamini and Diarra and not replace them. Arsene's job is not to provide a platform for Diaby to thrive, it's Diaby's job to thrive when given the chance to do so. Something he has pretty much failed to do. Get someone in. It's critical now. It looks like we're about to sell another player. This time Justin Hoyte to Middlesboro for £3.5m. I think at 24 years of age Hoyte really has to make a decision about his career. I think this is probably a good move for him, he'll play more regularly and as much as it'll hurt him to leave (he really is a proper Gooner) it's probably the best thing for his career. Right, that's about it. Have a good Saturday. Raining here again. Boooo.]]>
    2511 2008-08-09 09:00:03 2008-08-09 09:00:03 open open urgent-central-midfielder-needed-hoyte-on-his-way-to-boro publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Fabianski impresses, Arsenal win a cup, Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/08/10/fabianski-impresses-arsenal-win-a-cup-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2509 defending under pressure and really it won't have done anyone any harm. So, pre-season is over and done with and now it's time to get on with the real thing. We start with the Champions League qualifier on Wednesday against FC Twente and with midfield looking very light at the moment there's unlikely to be a signing before that game. Arsene Wenger says:
    At the moment, I am not close to concluding any transfer deal, because I am too busy here. Maybe next week something can happen, but for now we have to focus on the Champions League and forget about transfers because it is a big target for us.
    Of course it's a big target but wouldn't signing a good player make life a bit easier? Perhaps that's just me. It does look as if there is something going on though and as I said yesterday I think the sooner we do the deal the better. I think, as it stands, we're more than capable of beating Twente but I think everyone would feel a lot more confident if the squad was that bit stronger. The boss also dismissed reports that Justin Hoyte would be leaving the club saying no firm offer had been received. There was a Boro scout in the stadium last night and I suspect someone told Hoyte because he played like he didn't want to be bought. I thought his performance was very odd last night. Rounding up the stories in the Sunday papers the News of the World we're 'keeping tabs' on Yaya Toure. Zzzzzz. They also have a story where Manuel Almunia says Theo Walcott needs to be a bit nastier on the pitch. I remember some film where this American footballer guy was running through to make a touchdown and from under his shirt he took a gun and started shooting the defenders out of his way. That would be cool although probably just a touch too nasty. And that's really about it. Have yourselves a good Sunday.]]>
    2509 2008-08-10 09:00:31 2008-08-10 09:00:31 open open fabianski-impresses-arsenal-win-a-cup-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger wants value but it's a dangerous game http://arseblog.net/2008/08/11/wenger-wants-value-but-its-a-dangerous-game/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2506 Abou Diaby has been ruled out for a month and at this stage we need to look seriously at his position within the squad. If he is being considered as a genuine contender for a midfield place then a rethink needs to take place because this lad is never fit. You just can't rely on him and when the chances are there for him to make a mark or to try and establish himself he can't take them. From everything the boss is saying he's going to make a purchase and that's good, it's just when this purchase is going to take place. AW says:
    We try to find the right player. My target is always to spend the right money on the right player, therefore the timing of your buy is also important as well.
    I know the closer you get to the end of the transfer window the better value you can get but consider an injury to either Cesc or Denilson against Twente and we're heading into the opening game of the new season with one fit central midfielder. It's nonsensical that a club like Arsenal should be in this position. I know the game is against West Brom but you take a team for granted in this league and you can get found out. And we know to our cost how difficult it is to claw back from a bad start in the league. It's hard to know who he's going to bring in. The smart money appears to be on the Swiss international Inler but the boss says:
    I do not know yet if it will be with the Swiss or somebody else - but it is not necessarily the Swiss boy [Inler], though. Do not forget we have Diaby, who is not available, and [Alex] Song, who is at the Olympics, is a very good midfielder.
    Well, Diaby we've already mentioned and while I know Wenger likes to give players their chances he's surely got to see he's dealing with someone who if he were a horse would have been shot by now. And as for Song, well now he's a very good midfielder. A few weeks ago he was a very good centre-half. I can imagine he'd be a very good keeper should we suffer a series of injuries in that department too. There's the suggestion that he might be waiting to see if Liverpool play Xabi Alonso in the Champions League which would essentially rule out any deal because he'd be cup-tied. After the Amsterdam tournament Robin van Persie spoke about how we're missing an experienced player in the centre of the park and when you hear the players talk about where the side is suffering then you know there's a real issue. I'm all for getting the best value when buying a player. It's just common sense. But at this point common sense says we need a midfielder and we need him now. Cesc only returned to pre-season training on July 29th now he's being thrown in because basically we have no choice. The manager is keen to talk up the potential partnership between Cesc and Denilson but to me they're identikit players. Now, I've been impressed with the Brazilian in pre-season, he's put in more minutes than anybody else, he's going to be sharp and he's stronger and better in the tackle that previously but the bottom line is once you go past those two you are looking at kids (real kids, Cesc being 21 and Denilson 20, haha) and kids that aren't ready just yet. They'll be ready quicker if they can play alongside and learn from experience players but for the moment they shouldn't be this close to starting. They need competition, they need to know they have to really work hard and perform to get into the first team, not just one injury putting them right into the mix. The manager says he has the money - he's now got to go and spend it. This is not a vanity purchase, this isn't something I think he can take his time over, it is, as Foreigner said, urgent. The transfer market has been very quiet this summer, no doubt about, but I refuse to believe that with all his knowledge of the game that Arsene doesn't have at least 5 or 6 names on a list, players that can come in and do a job straight away. Maybe not all of them have Premier League experience but I think that if you buy the right kind of player from abroad this legendary 6 month settling in period is not relevant. Bring over some guy raw from Brazil or Eastern Europe and perhaps, but if you bring in a quality player from one of the Europe's top leagues then it's not an issue at all. So hopefully the precarious situation we find ourselves in now will make the manager realise we need that player and we need him yesterday. In the meantime we've just got to keep our fingers crossed that we come through the Twente game unscathed. Wenger on Carlos Vela. And that's about it for the moment. Not exactly the cheery start to the week we'd all want but there you go. One thing I will say though is that whatever issues we have, or whatever people think about the manager's reluctance to address this central midfield problem, it shouldn't affect the support of the team. They'll go out against Twente and they need the fans behind them. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2506 2008-08-11 09:00:01 2008-08-11 09:00:01 open open wenger-wants-value-but-its-a-dangerous-game publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The season's nearly here + win a fantastic book http://arseblog.net/2008/08/12/the-seasons-nearly-here-win-a-fantastic-book/ Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2504 Robin van Persie summed up how important qualification is, saying:
    Arsenal need to play in the Champions League. If you have players like ours and a stadium like ours, you need to play at the highest level in Europe.
    He then said Twente were Dutch football's Sp*rs, as if we needed any further motivation for this match. I think we have more than enough for Steve McClaren's men but the fact the former England and Boro manager is in charge gives it a bit more of an edge. Of course people are a bit more nervous than they might like and while I don't think it's going to be a walkover by any means I think we have the quality and ability to win this tie. Bar Cesc and perhaps Kolo the rest of the squad have had a good pre-season. Results have been decent, performances not bad and, like the holic says, probably over-analysed so I think we're in good shape for tomorrow night. We'll probably miss Nasri and Diaby through injury but apart from that I think we have everyone (lifers like Rosicky and Eduardo apart) available. Speaking of Rosicky he says he's not going to risk coming back too soon and he's just started doing some work with the ball. Looking at what he's saying I think we'll be lucky to see him this side of Christmas. September sounds optimistic given the fact he can't even kick a football properly. The Sun and the Mirror link us with Ghanaian Athony Annan. I know nothing about him but I hope when it comes to a midfield reinforcement we have our sights set higher than that. Joe Cole talks about Theo Walcott. Fuck off (again) Ian Wright. And that's really about it. So while we wait for more news, which is sure to emerge during the pre-game build-up and press conferences, how about a competition? Ok then. There's a new book called Arsènal co-written by Alex Flynn and Kevin Witcher, editor of the Gooner fanzine. Arsenal - the making of a modern superclub - Alex  Flynn and Kevin WitcherIt covers the influence of Arsene Wenger over Arsenal since his arrival 11 years ago and includes exclusive interviews with the man himself. Now, not only do we have a competition to win the book we're also giving you a lovely discount for when you purchase a copy - and the best thing is that discount goes to a charity that, sadly, most of us will have some affinity to. Arseblog readers can get over £2 off the £12.99 publishers’ online price, making the book £10.91 plus postage and packing. Of the money you save, over £1 per copy will be donated to charity. Originally, Arseblog was going to donate any moneys raised to the David Rocastle Trust, but it seems to no longer exist. So the next best thing seems to be to donate it to the Cancer Research UK charity in memory of the great man, and in the hope that they can find a cure for the disease that robbed us of an Arsenal legend. To buy the book online, simply click here and select ‘buy now’. In the window that opens enter the word rocky in the promotion code box and your £2 will be discounted when you press the ‘go’ box next to it. To enter the competition simply answer the following question. Arsene Wenger's first match in charge of Arsenal was against: a) Borussia Monchengladbach b) Sp*rs c) Blackburn Rovers. Send your answer to book@arseblog.com and I'll announce the 5 winners on Thursday morning. Right so,]]>
    2504 2008-08-12 09:00:13 2008-08-12 09:00:13 open open the-seasons-nearly-here-win-a-fantastic-book publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Injury problems give Denilson and Ramsey the chance to impress http://arseblog.net/2008/08/13/injury-problems-give-denilson-and-ramsey-the-chance-to-impress/ Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2502 will start alongside Denilson in midfield tonight. I suspect we'll line up like this: Almunia - Sagna - Djourou - Gallas - Clichy - Eboue - Ramsey - Denilson - Walcott - Adebayor - van Persie The full squad is here and as you can see we are very light on options in defence should we pick up a knock there and when our next option for central midfield is 16 year old Jack Wilshere then it really does highlight just how light the squad is. Arsene Wenger says:
    Basically, it is a choice of a young player or an even younger one. The trouble is, when you have to play Champions League qualifiers so early, you push players and they get injuries, which is what has happened.
    All well and good but injuries happen and maybe it's just me but at Arsenal they seem to happen all the time. The best way to cope with injuries is to have a squad big enough and to have players who aren't injury prone. In central midfield we've spoken about how often Diaby is out injured yet we go out and buy Bischoff who hasn't played a game since 1876. It's the absence of Cesc that's so worrying though. He is absolutely pivotal to us but perhaps we're expecting too much from him. As I mentioned he only returned to pre-season training on July 29th, that was after a long, tough season with us then a Euro 2008 campaign with Spain. Should we really be putting him in a position where he has to play so soon? Had we gone out and bought the central midfielder everyone knows we need then we could have eased him back in a bit slower. Of course that's easy to say with hindsight but it's little more than common sense. So tonight is going to be interesting. I still think we're capable of beating Twente but I imagine the Dutch side will be looking at our team, seeing who's out and thinking that if they have any chance of winning the tie then they've got to go for it tonight. Obviously McClaren's usual conservative way of thinking might scupper that but if I were the coach I'd be looking for my team to go out and really give it a good try. On the other hand it's a chance for Ramsey to impress. He came looking for first team football and now he's got it. Of him Arsene Wenger says:
    Ramsey has a lot to learn. He has a fantastic engine, is good on the ball with a reasonable technique, although he has to improve that.
    Denilson too will be rubbing his eyes wondering how, all of a sudden, he's become the senior player in central-midfield and it's a good chance for him to show the manager that he's good enough to be considered there on a regular basis, not just in an injury crisis. He's had a good pre-season and hopefully he can continue that form tonight. He must know, and Ramsey too, that it's a fantastic opportunity. It might not be ideal for us but I suppose this is where we really see what players are made of. So while the injuries are worrying and there's plenty to discuss the bottom line is we can't do anything about it ahead of tonight's game. We'll have eleven players on the pitch and we need to get behind them and support them. The danger is that another injury in central midfield and we're looking at playing Ramsey and Wilshere in the opening game of the Premier League season - and when Arsene realises their combined age is 33 he'll sell them both and play two 14 year olds. Whatever plans the manager has to buy somebody (and however long he wants to leave it to get the best value possible) are going to have be revised. The squad is now threadbare and it's time for the club to sort it out. We can't wait for Diaby to return, we can't seriously be counting on Bischoff to play any significant part this season and even the players themselves want the manager to sign an experienced midfielder. Once tonight is over and done with then some serious work has to go into addressing this problem, and it is a problem. I don't think I can ever remember, certainly not in recent times anyway, such a collective sense of unease amongst Arsenal fans going into a new season. There's certainly hope and expectation but there's just the feeling we're living under a cloud a bit at the moment. The perfect solution to that is us winning games though, and hopefully we'll start tonight. In other news Middlesboro have confirmed they've made a bid for Justin Hoyte and are awaiting a response from Arsenal. Given the current state of the squad and the fact that we only have two fit centre-halves and (sadly) Eboue is needed in midfield I'd be surprised to see it happen. On the other hand I wouldn't be surprised at all. Fran Merida could spend this season on loan at Real Sociedad, where he spent some of the last campaign. I was surprised not to see him involved in pre-season at all and I wonder, with the emergence of Wilshere and the purchase of Ramsey, if the breakthrough will ever come for him at Arsenal. Thoughts from the top of the blue quadrant - an article by Arseblog user Perry Groves. Right, well that's about it. The new season is just hours away. I'm nervous but excited. I'm nercited and excervous. Come on you reds.]]>
    2502 2008-08-13 09:00:21 2008-08-13 09:00:21 open open injury-problems-give-denilson-and-ramsey-the-chance-to-impress publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The right result, now for the Premier League http://arseblog.net/2008/08/14/the-right-result-now-for-the-premier-league/ Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2500 The first half was a real struggle for us. One long range Clichy effort apart (from which Sagna put the rebound wide) we didn't have much to show as an attacking threat. On the hand there were some worrying moments at the back from us. Almunia came out to smother one attack, Gallas played a crazy offside which saw their striker go through but he stumbled and again Almunia came out to stop the attack, and Clichy and Denilson were opened up way too easily on the edge of the box allowing their player to shoot not far over the bar. The second half was better from us, Twente faded a bit, we seemed to find our range a bit better and we opened the scoring when the Penis of William Gallas cocked one home from a Robin van Persie free kick. There was a touch of good fortune about it but sometimes that's what you need. It's a bit of a cliché but you make your own luck at times and Gallas' run and the timing of it was down to him being the most experienced Arsenal player on the pitch. We didn't do much else to trouble the Dutch goal but late on Djourou played a nice ball over the top for the otherwise quiet Theo Walcott who squared to Adebayor who scrambled it home to make it 2-0. Job done and that really is as much as we need to think about this morning (goals via 101greatgoals). It wasn't pretty, it wasn't much fun to watch, but it's a result we can take back home and it does make life a bit more comfortable for us. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We were a very young team and we did not lose our nerve, did not panic. In the end maybe our technical superiority allowed us to score two goals - that is a massive advantage for the second leg, but we will be on our toes.
    The absence of Cesc was keenly felt but then any side in the world would miss him. What's amazing about him is the way he finds space and time on the ball no matter who he's playing against but it will have been a good learning experience for both Denilson and Ramsey. The former really does show for the ball all the time, he doesn't hide, while Ramsey displayed that fantastic engine the boss spoke about but you can see how he can improve the technical side of his game. It looks like they'll have to team up again to face West Brom on Saturday so here's hoping that last night helps them establish a decent partnership. The return leg takes place on August 27th. Now though it's time to concentrate on the Premier League. We're just two days away from the start and we have the honour, if you can call it that, of kicking off the new season. Lots to come in the next day or two in terms of previews and pre-match, pre-season analysis. If you missed it yesterday then Arseblog's Perry Groves (not the ginger legend Perry Groves) wrote a piece summing up his thoughts ahead of the new campaign. Check out Thoughts from the top of the blue quadrant here. Theo Walcott is back in England U21 set-up but I don't think there's any harm in that. Other than that there's not a great deal to tell you, news and squad news ahead of Saturday to come tomorrow along with an Arsecast. Now, the other day we ran a competition for you to win a copy of Arsènal - the book co-written by Alex Flynn and Kevin Witcher of the Gooner. I asked you what was Arsene Wenger's first game in charge of Arsenal and the answer was, of course, Blackburn Rovers (a 2-0 win). He had a hand in the game against Borussia Monchengladbach but was not officially Arsenal manager at that stage. There are five copies to give away and the RNG has pulled the following fives names from the hat: John Deasy - Patrick Bogan - Paul Aries - Eoghan Mitchell - Holly Hickman. Congratulations to all of you. I'll be in touch to get your details some time today. If you didn't win thanks for entering (I should repeat that unless otherwise stated Arseblog competitions are open to everybody no matter where you live) but remember you can get the book at a discount price thanks to Arseblog. Arseblog readers can get over £2 off the £12.99 publishers’ online price, making the book £10.91 plus postage and packing. Of the money you save, over £1 per copy will be donated to charity. Originally, Arseblog was going to donate any moneys raised to the David Rocastle Trust, but it seems to no longer exist. So the next best thing seems to be to donate it to the Cancer Research UK charity in memory of the great man, and in the hope that they can find a cure for the disease that robbed us of an Arsenal legend. To buy the book online, simply click here and select ‘buy now’. In the window that opens enter the word rocky in the promotion code box and your £2 will be discounted when you press the ‘go’ box next to it. Right then, that's your lot. More tomorrow.]]>
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    2008-2009 season preview + Arsecast 87 http://arseblog.net/2008/08/15/2008-2009-season-preview-arsecast-87/ Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2497 Goalkeepers: Jens Lehmann was a hugely experienced keeper yet it was his mistakes that gave the chance to Manuel Almunia last time around. Almunia probably never expected to get a chance at a club as big as Arsenal and he took it well. There's a big difference between the scatty, nervous Almunia who came to the club a few years ago and the one we see today. He's more confident, more solid and I thought he had a very good season last time around. He could probably be a bit more dominant in the area but he's a good shot stopper and distributes the ball well. What kept him on his toes last season was the fact that Jens Lehmann was just waiting for a mistake so he could claim the number one jersey again. It didn't happen and that shows he can cope with pressure. This time around he's got Lukasz Fabianski pushing him and after the display against Sevilla I feel a lot more confident about the young Pole. I know it was only a pre-season game but it was a breakthrough performance for him. Behind him there's Italian Vito Mannone making up the goalkeeping trinity. I don't really have any worries in this area: Verdict: Almunia may not have the profile of Cech, van der Sar or Reina but I don't think he's too far away from them in terms of quality and is probably underrated. We're as solid as anyone else here. Defence: Last season we had an obvious weakness in the centre of defence and to my mind that still exists. There are legitimate questions to be asked about the Toure - Gallas partnership and, for me at least, both of those players operate better with a more traditional stopper behind them. They might be our best two defenders but they don't make the best pairing. Senderos made mistakes last season but it shouldn't be forgotten that he and Gallas forged a decent partnership during the early part of the 2008 while Toure was away. That his mistakes came in such a profile game meant they won't be forgotten while the good stuff is. Johann Djourou is back from Birmingham and he did well against Twente the other night. Let's remember that Senderos is just 23 and Djourou 21, still very, very young in the life of a centre-half and I suppose the manager is counting on them having more experience and being better this time around. Whether that happens or not remains to be seen. Our first choice full backs are as good as you get anywhere. Clichy and Sagna were both wonderfully consistent last season and contributed a great deal to the side. Given how often they get forward though you might ask for a little more from them in the final third but that's probably just being picky. I do have concerns about our back-up for them though. After Sagna we probably have Eboue who is certainly a better right back than right winger but that's not saying much, while Armand Traore at left back is still way too raw in my opinion. He's definitely one that needs a loan spell to gain experience. After that it's a struggle, especially with Justin Hoyte (who can play right back, left back and in the centre at a push) seemingly on his way out of the club. I think it's probably the best thing for him and for his career but it leaves us a little light at the back should we suffer injuries. And given the fact this is Arsenal I think it's fair to assume we're going to suffer injuries. Verdict: I'm concerned that our frailty from last season has not been addressed and that we'll remain vulnerable to that ball through the middle which opens us up like butter. I think we could probably do with a signing in here. Midfield: Ahhh midfield, so many words have been spoken about this area during the summer. But let's start with the positives. I think if we see Walcott and Nasri emerged on the right and left respectively we'll improve in those positions. Theo still struggles to impose himself on games, as witnessed the other night, but at the end of the day the stats will show he got an assist. Nasri is young but has a lot of experience - 4 seasons under his belt at Marseille and 12 French caps. He's got more of an eye for goal than Hleb and while the Belarussian might be better at ball retention there were too many times when you wanted him to retent the fucking thing in the goal. Nasri can provide more from an attacking and end product point of view. Eboue was an experiment that failed at right wing last season. I'd be very disappointed to see him play there again this season for a sustained period although I have a feeling he may start tomorrow to add some experience to a very young central partnership. Rosicky is a fine player when he's fit but as we all know that happens as rarely as a Hleb goal. It's the centre where we have the main issue of course and I think everyone knows what's required. With Cesc injured and Diaby as injury prone as your common or garden Rosicky then we're left with Denilson and 17 year old Aaron Ramsey. After that it's 16 year old Jack Wilshere. With the greatest of respect to those young players that's not good enough for a club like Arsenal and for a club which has lofty ambitions like winning the league or the Champions League. We need to spend money on a quality player to play alongside Cesc and there are plenty of games for the others to make their mark and push for the first team. We need a 'Flamini' in my opinion. Someone whose energy and workrate allows Cesc to go forward more and to exploit the attacking side of his game. It worked very well last season, Cesc was in double figures for goals and as our most creative player we have to set ourselves up to get the best out of him. Who that player will be is beyond me though. The usual suspects like Barry, Alonso and Yaya Toure are all cup-tied for the Champions League now so that may rule them out, unless the boss decides we can cope in Europe this season and he prioritises the domestic league. Wenger says a signing will definitely be made before the return leg against FC Twente, we just have to wait and see who it is. Verdict: Better on the wings but too weak in the middle just at the moment. We can thank our lucky stars our start to the season isn't more tricky. Get a quality player in alongside Cesc though and I think we'll all feel more comfortable and it will give the squad that extra depth it needs. Strikers: We've got good strikers but they all beg questions. Can Adebayor repeat the goalscoring feats of last season? Will van Persie stay fit for the duration of the campaign? Can Bendtner push on and get more goals this time? Will Carlos Vela adapt quickly enough to the Premier League? Can Eduardo recover from that horrific injury and be the player he was beforehand? I suppose the one thing you can say is that we have plenty of competition, especially if Theo Walcott can play up there too. A lot depends on the two most experienced strikers. Adebayor and van Persie showed they link up well in pre-season but we have to be mindful of the kind of the service they get and this goes back to midfield. If Cesc has a partner who gives him licence to go forward then he'll create chances for them and for the others. If we ask too much of Cesc from a defensive point of view we could struggle a bit. What's good is that both Adebayor and van Persie have a lot to prove. Adebayor needs to win the fans back after his summer shennanigans, van Persie needs to show people that for all his undoubted talent and ability he's a player we can count on. How many of you cringed on Wednesday night after his clash with the Twente keeper? I know I did and the fact that he stayed on was almost a surprise. He's been unfortunate with injuries but we've also been patient, it's payback time now please, Robin. I like Bendtner, he looks a bit lazy but he scores goals. As I pointed out some time back he got more goals in one season from the bench than Aliadiere in his entire Arsenal career. Some of those goals were vital too. He's still young and quite raw but he'll get us 10-15 goals I think. Vela offers something different, pace, direct running and he doesn't looked overawed so far. Eduardo, well, we'll see. Henrik Larsson came back from a terrible injury and it never looked like it affected him for a second, so I think it's down to how strong the Crozilian is mentally. Fingers crossed because he was beginning to look a fine player before it happened. Verdict: Bags of talent and ability but much depends on the service they get and on them answering the questions posed above. There are goals there though and decent competition between them. With a 7 man bench this season there's pressure on those on the pitch to perform because they know there's someone waiting to take their place. Quietly confident. Overall: I think everyone has written us off already, which is quite nice really. I enjoy that in a way. They did it last season and we came close. However, this time I think even the most positive of fans knows that we need to bolster the squad to be realistic contenders at home and in Europe. I have a feeling we're going to bring in not just the one player Arsene talks about but another one too. That's not based on any inside info or anything just a hunch. What's also going to be important this season is leadership. Let's start everyone with a clean slate and put what happened last season behind us. Gallas must show that he's learned from his mistakes. Kolo has to step up and be a leader, Cesc will always lead by example but as one of the senior players in the squad he's got some responsibility too. With Flamini gone we're kind of a quiet team, he was always talking, barking orders, organising and we might miss that. If the pain of last season is as raw for the players as it is for the fans then that's got to be a huge motivational factor. We got ourselves into a fantastic position and we blew it, there's no other way of putting it. There's more pressure this year, there's a bigger expectation of silverware from the fans and there's this unease that I spoke about in the week about the state of our squad. However, I think the guts of a good side is there, add to that properly and we're just as capable of winning the league as anyone else. I find it difficult not to be positive and excited at the start of a new season. I see us winning every game. I know it's not going to happen but a man can dream, can't he? I'd be much more positive with some additions to the squad and given there's two weeks between now and the close of the transfer window I think we'll be in a much better position to judge at that point. If we get off to a good start though and get points on the board then I think everyone's outlook will be a little rosier. For now though, come on you goooooooooooners! Right then, quick round-up of the news. Adebayor says we need to win dirty and talks positively about the new season, Justin Hoyte could be on his way to Boro and Toure and Nasri are likely to be in the squad for tomorrow's game against West Brom (whose manager has nice things to say about Arsene Wenger). Now for the Arsecast. In this week's show I chat with Goodplaya about the midweek game and the start of the new season, there are some of your voicemail thoughts on how we'll fare, the man in the bar has a player history, there's a tale of the unexpected and more. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right, that's enough. I'm knackered after all that. I might go back to bed. Till tomorrow.]]> 2497 2008-08-15 09:00:02 2008-08-15 09:00:02 open open 2008-2009-season-preview-arsecast-87 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure West Brom preview - Wenger round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/08/16/west-brom-preview-wenger-round-up/ Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2495 I suppose the main thing is the team news and we have Kolo Toure and Samir Nasri back compared to the squad that faced Schteve McClaren'sh Eff-shee Twente, but the boss admits Kolo is still a little bit short of fitness. He says he doesn't have any choice but to rush him back because of injuries. I wonder will he start though? Djourou was good the other night so he may stick with the Swiss and Gallas and have Kolo there just in case. If he starts Kolo it's because of concerns over Gallas and that he might be better with Kolo alongside him, we'll see. I think Nasri will start on the left and I just have a feeling that because of the inexperience of Ramsey and Denilson that Walcott will make way for Eboue on the right hand side. The boss will call it 'balance', or something. He also spoke about having money to spend, saying he could splash out £30m on a player if he wanted to. When asked why he didn't, he said:
    For £30million you speak about a striker. I have Van Persie, Adebayor, I have Bendtner who I was patiently building up to be at the level I want him to be. So why should I buy? Now I have Carlos Vela, Eduardo Da Silva. We have the quality. That’s why.
    Which is fair enough. What is interesting though is that it's yet more confirmation that the money is there. There has been a consistent message from the club and from the manager that funds are there, despite what some scaremongerers would have you believe, yet the manager chooses to spend more frugally than some people would like. He talks about balancing the books (obviously important) and developing talent (citing Adebayor for whom we paid £4m) and those are fine things. However, when there's a big need for a player in a very important part of the squad then there are times when you have to spend big and I think that's what he's going to have to do to get the midfielder we need. Interesting Rafa Benitez, in his pre-match press conference, let slip that he had no part in the talks 'about Alonso and Arsenal', referring to his board. So obviously there was more to that story than we actually thought. With Alonso now cup-tied for this season's Champions League it may do one of two things. Firstly we may go back and make a lower offer for the player because it does affect his value. Secondly it may end whatever interest we have and make us look elsewhere. I'm somewhat comforted by the fact we were looking at a player of his quality instead of some unheard of Algerian wonderkid. The Guardian reports that Alonso has asked to leave so who knows? When it comes to signings though he's still playing his cards close to his chest, saying we're not close to signing anyone but that he's relaxed because there are 16 days left to do it. On the other hand though you hear him talk about how the physical demands on Ramsey and Denilson are high after the Twente game and you wonder why he doesn't hurry it up a bit. Signings will come though, I'm sure of that. In terms of the season ahead though the boss believes we can win the title and is aware that silverware, which has eluded us in recent years (albeit by the skin of its teeth a couple of times), is necessary. He says:
    Every season is a season when you have to win something. For me the two massive trophies are the Premier League and the Champions League. We were close in both competitions [last season]. So let's go and try again. We want to win things.
    Hurrah. I want to win things too. I mean I want Arsenal to win things. Although I wouldn't mind winning something, like the Euromillions jackpot but I'll get back on track now. We have a reasonable start to the season, the fixtures could certainly have been more tricky, so it's a good chance for us to get off to a good start. We saw what happened a couple of seasons ago when we started poorly and were basically out of contention by the end of September. Although I do remember United losing a couple of games early on last season and look where they ended up, the cunts. Anyway, I'm sure the players have at the moment are focussed, ready for what lies ahead and hungry for success and trophies. Today's game against West Brom should be interesting. Very much a footballing side (something Arsene Wenger will appreciate) in the Championship last season there's the suggestion that they may modify their style for the Premier League and be more direct and physical as they battle for survival. We'll see today. It'll be a tough test for the lads, promoted teams always have this great vim going into new seasons and to play their first game against one of the top teams will ensure they're going to give us a good scrap today. Fingers crossed we can get off the start we all want. I'm feeling those little butterflies already. God, I missed those butterflies. Football is back. I love football. I love Arsenal. Come ooooooooooooooon.]]>
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    Three points to start - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/08/17/three-points-to-start-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2492 Arsene Wenger said:
    I am pleased with the fact that we didn't concede a goal. We scored two on Wednesday, one today, so it's better than the reverse. Overall it was a good week for us. A winning start, a win in the Champions League, so yes a good week.
    And given how nervous fans were heading into these two games I think you can call it a good week. There are many positives to take from it and also things that must have become clear to the manager in terms of how the squad needs to be bolstered, but we shall wait and see what happens there. In other news Justin Hoyte has left Arsenal to join Middlesboro. I think every Arsenal wishes him well up there (apart from twice a year) and I hope his career kicks on. The fee is around £3m which, when you add to the £12m for Hleb, the £1m for Gilberto and the money received from the sell-on of Rat Faced Chav to Sp*rs from Blackburn puts us in the black for our summer dealings. Let's just hope there's too much money under Arsene's mattress for him to have a good night's sleep. He may just have to spend some. Could some of it go on Liverpool's Xabi Alonso? The News of the World reports Alonso is fed up with Benitez after he tried to sell him all summer and bring in Gareth Barry. I think he'd be an excellent signing and while he is cup-tied in Europe it's only for the group stages of the Champions League, I think. He would be eligible for the knock-out rounds as he's only played in the qualifying round. That said if I were Liverpool I wouldn't possibly sell him to us. It'd make no sense whatsoever to obviously strengthen one of your rivals. Still, stranger things have happened. Update: I'm wrong. He'd be cup-tied for the whole CL season. Reports from Spain this morning say that Arsenal will allow Fran Merida to go on loan for the season to Real Sociedad. He spent the last part of last season on loan at the Basque club and a full campaign is seen as good for his development. Good luck to him there. And that's really about it. There's a strange week ahead for the squad with many of them on international duty. These early season friendlies really are a pain in the hole and we can only hope that the lads come through unscathed. It may just give Arsene time to count up all the pennies in his jar and go shopping though. Fingers crossed. Ok, enjoy your Sunday, Arsebandits. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Thoughts on the Adebayor booing and more http://arseblog.net/2008/08/18/thoughts-on-the-adebayor-booing-and-more/ Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2490 Arsene Wenger has urged fans to get behind the Togonator and leave what happened in the summer in the past. He says:
    We have to get behind him and support him because he is of tremendous importance for the team and you want your fans to be behind him. What happened in the transfer period did not always reflect his deep desire [to stay] and there was manipulation from agents on both sides.
    I'm sure Adebayor heard what happened and I have no doubt it must have been upsetting. But that's life. Sometimes you make choices and do things and you piss people off. It takes a bit of time to heal the wounds. I have no doubt there were agents sticky fingers all over what happened in the summer but ultimately the player has to take responsibility for it. I read a great quote from Gael Clichy who said of transfer rumours and speculation:
    In my opinion if you want to be in a newspaper you will be in a newspaper. If you don't want to be then you won't be.
    So the bottom line is that Adebayor has made his bed and as uncomfortable as it is he's got to lie in it. That said the manager is also right. Booing players rarely ends up being terribly positive but perhaps there's just only so much fans can take. Sp*rs fans gave Berbatov a good booing for wanting to go to United, Villa fans booed Gareth Barry for wanting to go to Liverpool and Arsenal fans expressed their distaste at Adebayor's apparent desire to leave by booing him. In an era when players are paid extortionate amounts of money and the gap between the fan and the player widens ever more maybe it's just time for the player to get a thicker skin. Especially if they rock the boat all summer and expect things to be forgotten about just because they kiss the badge in a meaningless friendly. I do hope Adebayor isn't booed again but at the same time I hope he's got the message and that, maybe, he learns something from it. And when you read stuff like this it really is a shame the way he fucked things up. On a more positive note Samir Nasri rather enjoyed his day on Saturday. With the manager already making comparisons to Robert Pires (no pressure there then, Sammy) he spoke about his debut, saying:
    I could not dream of a better start, to score in my first game after four minutes. Now I will have to continue week in and week out, and hopefully I can keep playing like that, it will be brilliant.
    Yes, it will be brilliant. You could see the spark of a lethal new left side partnership between him and Clichy and I think if they get a good run of games together they could become even more dangerous. Pires and Cuntley always worked well down the left before and you get the feeling that's something the manager wants to replicate. Still, it's early days but that was as positive a start from Nasri as you could have hoped for. As I said yesterday with a round of meaningless international friendlies this week it's going to be a strange week on the training ground with so many players away. Not the ideal preparation for Fulham on Saturday but that's just the way it goes. Not much else happening. Just to let anybody who has my email address know that it has changed. The old blogger @ arseblog.com email address got ruined yesterday by some bunch of spamming cunts who flooded my inbox. After downloading about 2,000 'return to sender - you spamming bastard' emails I saw there were another 7,000 waiting to be downloaded so I've nuked that address. If you do need to get in touch please note the new address (in spam friendly format) is thearseblog AT arseblog D0T com. Please update your address books. Right so, enjoy the day, especially if you're a duck. Apart from the duck of death. Clint won't like that.]]>
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    New deals, loan deals, big deal http://arseblog.net/2008/08/19/new-deals-loan-deals-big-deal/ Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2487 has signed a new long term contract - and obviously someone running the website has a sense of humour because the picture they used couldn't possibly have been any better. So well done to Adebayor, he got himself a pay rise. Now the pressure is really on to show that he deserves it, time to get your shooting boots on, Ade. Tomas Rosicky must be bored. Since he limped off at Newcastle he's had little to do but eat pies if the pictures of him at the game on Saturday are anything to go by. He's dragged up a whole lot of stuff from last season, particularly the Birmingham game. I think we can all point to that game as a turning point in our season but is there really any need for one of the players to bring it up at the start of the new campaign? He really should just shut up and concentrate on trying to be fit for more than a couple of games at a time. Then fans might be interested in what he has to say. With so many talented youngsters at the club the best way for them to get first team experience is to go out on loan. It looks like Kieran Gibbs could spend the season at Reading, Norwegian central defender Harvard Nordtveit has joined Spanish 2nd division side Salamanca for the season while Young Guns reports Dutch striker Nacer Barazite will join Derby on loan. Good luck to all them. With fans eagerly awaiting a new signing (or two) Arsene Wenger says that absences make the squad stronger. It's curious logic and in one way it does make sense. Players who would necessarily have got to play otherwise get experience but it's a bit like saying famine makes you fuller because there are less people around to eat what little food there is. We're starving Arsene, buy us some chips! Samir Nasri, who had been left out, has been called up to the France squad for their friendly this week. He'll join Gallas, Clichy and Sagna on international duty. Update: Now he's been withdrawn from the squad because of a thigh injury. Great. Beyond that there's not much to tell you. Shaping up to be a fairly dull week so far. More tomorrow.]]> 2487 2008-08-19 09:00:04 2008-08-19 09:00:04 open open new-deals-loan-deals-big-deal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug A terrible waking nightmare, it must be http://arseblog.net/2008/08/20/a-terrible-waking-nightmare-it-must-be/ Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2485 Oh. I'm really not sure how to feel about this. On one hand Silvestre is an experienced defender, he's won titles, played many times for France and would provide better cover at left back than Armand Traore who could then go out on loan and get experience. On the other hand he's a poxy fucking cunt who can't seem to close his mouth. Why would we want to sign a player who can't close his mouth? Many of his injury problems at United have come from swallowing insects as he runs along with his big open gob. I mean, look at him. He was once out for three months when a bee went right down his throat like Luke Skywalker's bomb in the first Star Wars and stung him on the Adam's Apple. While the logical part of me, small as it is, can see some sense in this signing (if it happens) my heart says 'Noooooooooooooooo', and I support Arsenal with my heart, small as it is, and not my brain. It's very difficult to hate a guy for years because he plays for a rival then all of a sudden he's wearing your shirt and you're supposed to like him. Because you're supposed to like every Arsenal player, that's just the way it is. First Gallas, who I always hated when he was at Chelsea, now Silvestre who I really hated at United. Arsene is making my heart hurt. Anyway, we can all look forward to the 'Mikael is an experienced, versatile player who can play at left-back, centre-half, left-wing, central midfield, up front, did I mention central-midfield?, all across the back four and, most importantly, in central midfield' statement from the boss when he signs. I don't know whether to cry or weep. In seriousness though, I'm weeping. I did suggest last week that we might sign two players and this would be a fairly typical Wenger move for the second one. The big one is still to come. The big one is still to come. The big one is still to come. The big one is still to come. Join in. If we all say it enough times the cosmic power of the universe will make it happen. The big one is still to come. Tomas Rosicky has cleared up his comments saying we win and lose as a team and he was just trying to explain to a Czech newspaper that we'll have learned from the mistakes we made and be stronger this time around. I suppose that's fair enough. He should still shut up and get fit though, Tommy Brittlebones. The manager gets behind Theo Walcott, who had a quiet game on Saturday, and has urged patience over the young man. I really want Theo to do it this season. I have a feeling playing on the right doesn't suit him as much as we'd hoped it would but hopefully he'll grow into the role a bit more and kick on again like he did last season. Samir Nasri, who was called up late to the French squad to replace Hatem Ben Affleck, has now pulled out of it with a thigh strain. It remains to be seen if it's a real thigh strain or a Giggs not playing for Wales in a friendly thigh strain. Hopefully he'll be available for the weekend. And there you go. Your daily dose of Arse over and done with. I can't believe I'm actually dreaming that I'm writing today's blog. Talk about it being a part of your life you can escape. This is ridiculous. I mean, Silvestre. I'm going to wake up any minute now and have a good laugh, like when you dream you kill someone and you can't believe it and the police are after you and then you wake up and you go 'Phew, it was all a dream'. Any minute now. Any minute now.]]> 2485 2008-08-20 09:00:03 2008-08-20 09:00:03 open open a-terrible-waking-nightmare-it-must-be publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Mixed feelings about Silvestre's arrival http://arseblog.net/2008/08/21/mixed-feelings-about-silvestres-arrival/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:00:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2483 The club confirmed the signing of the former United man yesterday for a fee believed to be around £750,000 and he signed a 2 year deal. Arsene Wenger said:
    We have a strong squad but a young squad and Mikael’s versatility, experience and calibre will provide the extra depth we need to reinforce our challenge for honours this season.
    I have to admit being somewhat underwhelmed by this signing. Leaving aside the personal enmity I have felt for the player during his United days I'm asking why Alex Ferguson would sell him to us. Reverse the situation - would we sell United a player who we thought would improve them? It would be extremely foolish of us to do so, wouldn't it? And whatever you might think of Demento he's no fool. Does he believe Silvestre is past it or is he just not that worried about us? The player's injury record over the last couple of seasons has been poor as well and as a club that seems to suffer rather too much from injuries I'd have thought the last thing we needed was to give more work to Colin Lewin. Then I look at the fact that the only other clubs interested in him were Sunderland and Manchester City and I just can't help feeling we're scratching around in the bargain bins again. I don't think too many people would argue that our defence could do with some improvement but if the boss is really serious about it wouldn't he be better off bringing in somebody better than a United cast-off? Where is our Vidic or Agger or Laursen? It really is a very strange deal altogether and I'm struggling to see the logic of it - especially when you read about us letting Djourou, who has impressed in pre-season, go out on loan because we have Silvestre now. Maybe though Silvestre has a point to prove, maybe it will prove a Wenger masterstroke, maybe he'll do very well for us, but at the moment I can't really think about anything other than the fact that I guy I hated at Manchester United is now wearing the number 18 shirt at Arsenal. It's weird but then as 'holic pointed out some weeks back players have come to Arsenal from Sp*rs and won the crowd over. Let's see what Silvestre can do. On the other hand I don't believe that that's our transfer business done for the summer. Arsene Wenger was in Switzerland to watch Switzerland play Cyprus, perhaps looking at Gokhan Inler. He might also have taken note of the fact that Xabi Alonso scored twice for Spain last night. I think the midfielder is still coming so between that signing and the Silvestre one the squad would be in better shape. Reaction to the Silvestre signing from Frank McLintock (who reckons he's just what we need) and United's Wes Brown. What do you think about the Silvestre signing? If you feel like leaving a voicemail for the Arsecast the lines are open all day. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. I'll use some of them (not all) in tomorrow's Arsecast - please try and keep them under 60 seconds, thanks. Update: Got enough for the moment. Thanks for all the calls. You'll remember last week we did a competition to win copies of the book Arsènal - by Alex Flynn and Online Gooner ed Kevin Witcher. Just to remind you that Arseblog readers can get over £2 off the £12.99 publishers’ online price, making the book £10.91 plus postage and packing. Of the money you save, over £1 per copy will be donated to the Cancer Research UK charity in memory of David Rocastle - and so far we've raised over £100. To buy the book online, simply click here and select ‘buy now’. In the window that opens enter the word rocky in the promotion code box and your £2 will be discounted when you press the ‘go’ box next to it. Right, well that's really about it. The Silvestre signing has certainly got people talking. Finally for today birthday greetings to the nefarious Mugsmasher, smasher of all mugs. He's grown up so fast ... *sniff sniff* More tomorrow.]]>
    2483 2008-08-21 09:00:32 2008-08-21 09:00:32 open open mixed-feelings-about-silvestres-arrival publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    One more signing to come (hurrah!) + Arsecast 88 http://arseblog.net/2008/08/22/one-more-signing-to-come-hurrah-arsecast-88/ Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2481 Then you say:
    I can surprise you sometimes, as I got one in whom you did not expect, and there still might be one more player coming in.
    With a crafty smile on your face, no doubt. Perhaps you even gave a little wink. When speculation around Gareth Barry was brought up, you said:
    You know the position, but I cannot tell you much more. There is interest always (in players). I do not want to give you any names.
    You big tart. I know what you're doing. You're teasing us again, aren't you? People will mention Barry which will allow to go off and buy somebody nobody expects you to buy. Oh my, with these Ferrero Rocher signings you are truly spoiling us. In seriousness though it's good to hear that our transfer business is not over and done with. The fact that the boss said being cup-tied in Europe wouldn't rule out a move for a player means you could still throw Alonso's name into the mix despite Liverpool apparently rejecting a £10m bid from us. If that's true it seems Alonso's absence from the Champions League is not a huge issue for the boss - and I get the feeling he'd prefer him to Barry. We'll wait and see what happens. It's Fulham tomorrow and squad news is that Silvestre is doubtful (heh, welcome to the treatment room, fishface), but Alex Song is back. And with the greatest respect to the young man it's a sign of how weak we are in midfield that you're glad he's back and might even start. Nasri should be fit, which is good. The usual absentees are absent but Cesc could be back as early as next week for the second leg against Twente. More tomorow from the boss's pre-game press conference. Armand Traore has gone to spend the season on loan at Portsmouth. I suppose the arrival of Silvestre has allowed that to happen and I really think he does need to go somewhere, play semi-regularly at least, and learn about defending. With Tony Adams down there if he doesn't come back a better defender I'd be surprised. Sad news yesterday regarding the ill health of Liam Brady, my all-time greatest Arsenal hero of all-time, ever. Best wishes to him for a full and speedy recovery. Now, Arsecast. On this week's show we get your thoughts on the arrival of Silvestre from United, the Man in the Bar is in there and we have an exclusive contribution from Silvestre himself. Seriously. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (13mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right then, one more signing. One more signing. Come on Arsene, do it. Do it. Now. Do it, now. Come on. Come on. More tomorrow.]]>
    2481 2008-08-22 09:00:10 2008-08-22 09:00:10 open open one-more-signing-to-come-hurrah-arsecast-88 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal craven at the cottage as Wenger gets found out http://arseblog.net/2008/08/24/arsenal-craven-at-the-cottage-as-wenger-gets-found-out/ Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2475 The goal came after 22 minutes, Bullard slung in a low corner which should have been bread and butter for the defence, but William Gallas let his man go and Hangeland scored what turned out to be the winner. It was pathetic defending and other players made a mistake that basic then he'd have been crucified for it - I don't see why Gallas should be exempt. There were TV pictures before the game of Gallas trying to rally his troops and the troops looked disinterested and bored at the empty rhetoric he was spouting. I said at the the time that it was a mistake to make him captain, it's an even bigger one to let him continue in a job he is so obviously rubbish at. To my mind he's a very average centre-half as well - he's certainly nowhere near as good as he thinks he is. In midfield we got well and truly found out. The manager has gambled this summer and the gamble has failed. I know we missed Cesc yesterday but the team missed a Flamini like player as much as anything. There was no drive, no energy, no commitment in the tackle. Denilson had the game of nightmares, his passes finding the opposition more than an Arsenal shirt. A foul throw late in the game summed him up and while the young man has done well in pre-season he's out of his depth and this was only against Fulham. To his credit Eboue at least tried to make some things happen but again he's not a central midfield player. Walcott was quiet again but got little of the ball while Nasri showed some good stuff but that too was mixed up with some bad. Up front Adebayor hit the post with a header not long after they scored, van Persie put two decent chances wide and a series of free kicks nowhere near the goal. But Schwarzer didn't have a save to make for the whole game really and we got exactly what we deserved from the game - which was nothing. Afterwards the manager admitted the display was not good enough and while that is certainly true the bigger issue is that the squad is not good enough. You cannot go away from home in the Premier League, no matter who you're playing, with a midfield as weak as the one we put out yesterday and expect to win the game. Compare and contrast, please: Pires - Vieira - Edu/Gilberto - Ljungberg/Parlour Nasri - Denilson - Eboue/Song - Walcott/Eboue I know I've left Cesc out of the equation there but the obvious gulf in quality is there for all to see. Imagine if Cesc got injured for any long period of time. Sorry for making you poo your pants but it's a pant-pooing scenario that. We simply do not have enough quality in central-midfield and unless we do something about it and quickly then this season is going to be a real struggle. The manager talks about Diaby who will be a great central midfielder. The fact is Diaby is always injured and if he's so good in the middle how come he's hardly played a game there for us in two seasons? Denilson is a tidy young player but he's so far from being ready to be the senior partner in central midfield it's not funny. After that you have 17 year old Ramsey, 16 year old Wilshere and that's it. If there's some kind of waiting game going on to try and drive down a player's price then we need to get our priorities in order. You hear Wenger talking about how signing Barry at 27 means he has no resale value? I'm not especially keen on Barry but who cares about resale value? I care about getting three points at Fulham, not a scenario that might be an issue at the end of the player's 'long term contract'. Yesterday was hugely disappointing and the main reason for that is that it's a situation that could have been avoided. Diarra went in January and was not replaced, Flamini left in May and was not replaced, Gilberto left in July and was not replaced. We have known for months that we need a central midfield signing yet the manager has sat on his hands and done nothing about it bar buying a kid from Cardiff who he obviously feels isn't good enough to play over a right back in that position. It's almost dereliction of duty and at this point Arsene can derelict my balls. It's massively frustrating to find ourselves in this position when the club is essentially in profit in it's transfer dealings for the second summer in a row. The money is there, there is no reason not to spend it other than the manager's apparent hauteur. Hopefully this will force him to rethink and to get his priorities in order. Arsenal Football Club is not a creche and his job is not to develop young players. His job is to win trophies and at the moment he's making that job very difficult for himself. The only positive I can take is that Manchester United lost an early game last season, against City, I think and it didn't mean the end of their title chances, obviously. With some money spent there's no reason why we can't pick ourselves and improve. In fact, it would be very difficult not to improve on yesterday, but the money has to be spent. If not then days like yesterday will become more and more common. A quick round-up what else is out there this morning. Amy Lawrence has a fantastic interview with Cesc in today's Observer. Read it and you realise what a special young man this is and unless we provide him with the kind of team that can win things we're going to find it hard to hang on to him. He loves the Arsenal, he loves the fans, but he's ambitious. Get that player in alongside him Arsene. If he wants Xabi Alonso, get him Xabi Alonso who wants to leave Liverpool. Beyond that there's not much else in the tabloids and really I can't be arsed looking around too much this morning. The manager says we need to respond to yesterday with a top class performance against Twente in midweek. That would do but not as much as a top class signing. Have a good Sunday.]]> 2475 2008-08-24 09:00:50 2008-08-24 09:00:50 open open arsenal-craven-at-the-cottage-as-wenger-gets-found-out publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsene has big decisions to make http://arseblog.net/2008/08/25/arsene-has-big-decisions-to-make/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2471 we're not close to signing anyone. It could be that the manager is playing his cards close to his chest, it could also be that we're just not close to signing anyone. A lot has been said about Xabi Alonso and while I would certainly love to have him I was chatting to the Mugsmasher about him last night and he doesn't think he's what we need. Now, let me clarify that. He would most certainly improve our midfield, no question, but if we're looking for someone to do what Flamini did last season then he's not the guy. Alonso + one more would be ideal, where that one more is a Flamini style grafter. Who that might be is anybody's guess but it's one for the manager to sort out. The transfer window closes in 6 days time, there's a lot of work to do between now and then if we want to win things this season. In my opinion he has to look at what's best for the team, not what's best for the players, if you get what I mean. Bringing in two new players in midfield would make life tough for Denilson but so what? It would mean Diaby has to stay fit and take his chances when he gets them. Competition is good and healthy, lack of it brings about results and performances like Fulham. But while it might be negative for some it would mean that players like Aaron Ramsey and Jack Wilsgere learn their trade from established, experienced players instead of guys who are barely out of kindergarten in footballing terms. You have to find the right balance between youth and experience and the experience side of things is all wrong right now. Arsene Wenger spoke about the defending which lead to the goal against Fulham and said:
    I feel the kind of mistake we made on the corner is not excusable. You can be beaten to the ball in the air by somebody who jumps higher than you, but you cannot concede a goal in the middle of the goal, on the six-yard line. That’s where I feel we were guilty.
    He's right and he needs to look no further than his excuse for a captain to see who's to blame there. I've said all I need to say about Gallas. Rubbish captain and the manager needs to make the change now, if not sooner. Give it to Cesc, let's realise that Gallas was a badly failed experiment and move on. Emmanuel Adebayor says Arsenal were given a warning by the Fulham result. He says:
    We can't think we are untouchable. We saw that as soon as we don't play together, as soon as we don't put our spirit together, we can lose. If we want to challenge [for the Premier League], we cannot lose again. We have to put more heart in, keep focused and play our football.
    I can't argue with those sentiments at all but it's amazing that after just two games of the domestic season we're having to rally the troops and call for more spirit. It's something that appeared to be lacking against Fulham and to my mind we don't have the players to address it. Last season we had Flamini constantly talking, encouraging, geeing up his mates, Cesc lead by example, Gallas was trying to prove he had what it takes, Adebayor stood up and scored goals when they were needed. Now Cesc is injured, Flamini is gone, Gallas has proved more than once he couldn't lead a team of schoolboys and Adebayor is the guy who spent all summer trying to leave the club, despite what the manager says. It's little wonder we lack direction and played so spinelessly. Still, there's time to put it right. Perhaps the defeat can consolidate the squad, new signings can bolster the midfield and boost confidence, a change of captain might provide more impetus and loyalty from the players who would prefer to play 'for' Cesc than Gallas, and a win against Twente would be the first step in the right direction. I'm trying very hard not to be overly negative about us at the moment but it's not easy. There are obviously big issues that have to be sorted out. It's time for Arsene to be ruthless. We've seen him do it before but this time he may just have to swallow a little pride to make things right again. Get the seasoning and the ketchup out, boss, it'll make that pride go down easier than Paris Hilton under a nightvision camera. One of the things that got overlooked in the wake of the Fulham game was the tackle by John Pantsil on Emmanuel Eboue. It really was terrible, over the ball and extremely dangerous. I hope the FA take a good look at it and take a good look at the referee who managed to give a free kick against Eboue for a tackle which might have broken his leg. There have been a couple of bad tackles like that already this season (Deco on Diarra in Chelsea's game against Portsmouth last week) yet on neither occasion has the perpetrator been punished. After what happened to Eduardo perhaps we're a bit more conscious of it but if someone ends up with a bad injury because refs haven't clamped down on these kind of challenges then I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Right, that's about it. More on the Twente game to come during the week.]]>
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    Another one bites the dust http://arseblog.net/2008/08/26/another-one-bites-the-dust/ Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2469 Philippe Senderos has joined AC Milan on loan for the season with an option for a permanent move. While some people thought the signing of Silvestre (out injured until mid-September, you know! Hurrah!) added some depth and experience to the squad it turns out he was brought in to replace the big Swiss. Gunnerblog today makes a lot of the points I was going to make about this and is a good read. It's true that things didn't work out as well as we hoped for Philippe, and perhaps the move is the best thing for him, if not necessarily for Arsenal. The two mistakes against Liverpool seem to have finished his Arsenal career but as bad as they were I've always felt other players have been given much more leeway to make errors than Senderos. Perhaps it was his somewhat clumsy style that went against him but there you go. When you lose a big section of the fan base it becomes almost impossible to win them back. Nobody sees the good stuff, only the mistakes you make. Senderos off to MilanPeople talk about how he was tormented by Drogba yet fail to acknowledge that Drogba, in that period, went up and down the country raping centre-halves week in, week out. Not just 21 year olds still learning the game, but experienced international players. How many times did John Terry fuck up and score own goals when he was that age? Plenty. He got left on his arse by Freddie Ljungberg in the cup final and Freddie, for all his quality back then, wasn't really known for his brute strength. As Gunnerblog points out it was the arrival of Gallas that really made life difficult for Senderos. That summer Sol Campbell had just left, Senderos and Toure were given the 6 and 5 shirts respectively, and I suspect the plan was for them to start the season and rekindle the partnership that had brought us to the Champions League final in Paris. To this day I maintain that had Senderos and Flamini not picked up those injuries and started that game we'd have won. Instead Arsene had to choose two horrible cunts and we lost. In the Wenger biography by Xavier Rivoire he reveals that Wenger consulted Tony Adams about making Senderos captain of the club before he gave it to Thierry Henry. That's the kind of regard the young man was held in. And I think had he and Toure started that season as first choice then they we'd be seeing a different Senderos today. I don't think it's any coincidence at all that the best form we've seen from Kolo and indeed from Gallas has come when they've been playing alongside Senderos. He is the kind of centre-half that allows them to do what they're best at. He will try and win the ball early, he attacks the high ball, and allows them to mop up behind. Tomorrow night watch Gallas and see what he does when kick outs come into our half. See the difference. Now we have four identikit centre-halves, maybe only Djourou (who I'd like to see more of) provides that bit of aggressive defending, of proper central defending, while the others utterly fail to compliment each other. That Senderos has gone to AC Milan speaks volumes for me. They're a club that knows a thing or two about defending. He hasn't gone to Wigan or Birmingham or Stoke City. He's gone to AC Milan and perhaps there he can get the kind of coaching that will make him the centre-half we all wanted him to be when he arrived at the club. For me the bottom line is this - Phil's departure does not make the squad any better. I don't see that Silvestre is really an improvement as he doesn't address the problems we have in the middle of the defence. He's another Kolo, another Gallas. I fully accept that Senderos made some mistakes but I think the amount of stick he got for them was over the top. He had the potential to get better, Silvestre only has the potential to get older. If you really want to be negative about it you could say that in Flamini, Hleb and Senderos, Cesc has just lost his three best mates at the club. I know professionals are supposed to be above all that but it must have some effect on the young man. Anyway, I hope the move to Italy goes well for him, I sincerely hope he gets his career back on track and I can't help feeling that we're making life, already tough, even more difficult for ourselves. Someone yesterday described to me what's happened to our squad in the last couple of years as 'asset stripping'. It's hard to argue with that. This summer we've lost Gilberto, Flamini, Hleb, Senderos, Hoyte, Lehmann and brought in Nasri, Silvestre, Ramsey and some injured bloke who has never played a game of professional football in his life. It's amazing, really. Last night I had a dream that I was talking to Arsene Wenger pre-match (just after he'd sacked the Juventus coach driver for opening the doors of the team bus too quickly. Beats me, too) and we spoke about the squad and I told him how fans were feeling. He asked me who I would sign if I was him and I gave him some names and the 5pm kick-off was delayed because we were talking for so long. In the end an apocalyptic battle between robots and turtles broke out and I never found out whether he was going to do anything or not. I think this whole thing might be preying on my mind a little.]]> 2469 2008-08-26 09:00:47 2008-08-26 09:00:47 open open another-one-bites-the-dust publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The more AW talks the more frustrating he becomes http://arseblog.net/2008/08/27/the-more-aw-talks-the-more-frustrating-he-becomes/ Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:09:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2467 Cesc Fabregas is fit. The boss says he doesn't know if he's going to play him from the start or not but I think he will. I mean, what alternative does he have? We really don't have any central midfielders and if Cesc is fit then giving him as much time as possible to build up his sharpness and match fitness is vital. The manager knows a big peformance is vital after the Fulham debacle, saying:
    I know my squad is good, my team is good, our spirit is good. We are intelligent enough to know we did not play well, but we know as well we have the needed quality to respond. We were not good last Saturday and lost. It’s as simple as that. We completely understand the criticism. It hurts terribly to lose like we did.
    There's no question there's enough quality in the squad to get a good result and a pull out a decent performance tonight but it doesn't alter the fact there's a lack of midfield quality in the squad. The manager won't be panicked into buying though, saying.
    I hate the idea that, whenever we have a bad game, the solution is to go out and buy. People still speak of the Invincibles but don’t forget that last year we lost only three games. We still have those players, so why should we not be capable of repeating that?
    Here's the thing though. We don't have those players. We don't have Gilberto, Hleb, Flamini, Senderos or Hoyte, who all played their part during last season. And if you lose three quality central midfield players over a period of 6 months then replacing them, or even one of them, is not panic buying. It's common fucking sense. It just seems that the more people suggest to Arsene that we need signings the more reluctant he is to do it. To be fair to him he hasn't given up on the idea and says:
    If I can find one more player before the transfer deadline, I will take him. But one more player will not make that much difference. If we don’t get him, we’re still strong enough to deal with all the competitions.
    To be honest I'm amazed at that statement, I really am. Another injury to Cesc and our midfield is essentially decimated. To say we're strong enough without a signing to cope with the league and the Champions League is just wrong, in my opinion. We weren't strong enough to cope with Fulham. How are we possibly strong enough to cope with Europe's elite? And here's the thing. Nobody has ever said they want Wenger to go out and spend £20m or £30m on any player. We saw last season that you can bring in quality like Sagna and Eduardo at good prices, and those are the kind of signings people would have been more than happy with. To me the most disheartening thing is that I really, honestly felt we were just a couple of players away from seriously improving the squad. Last year we were so good for so long and I thought a couple of canny additions to the squad would make all the difference. They'd give us that bit of depth and experience we missed at vital times last season and help us win trophies. But we've let so many players go and not replaced them that it seems like there's more work than ever to do. One step forward, three steps back. It's sad. The midfield has absolutely no depth whatsoever. Go beyond Fabregas and it lacks depth and quality. It's incredibly frustrating that the manager seems unwilling to acknowledge this. Now, perhaps he's just trying to talk up the players he's got available to him now. They probably do need a confidence boost after the Fulham result so that's the little ray of hope I'm clinging to but let's not forget the manager said something would 'certainly' be done in terms of a signing before this game. Now we don't necessarily need one. Anyway, I'm reminded of a broken record and I'm sorry for going on about it but every day there's something new and every day I find myself increasingly frustrated and anxious about the season ahead. I don't want to criticise but ultimately the blog is about my opinion and at the moment I'm really worried about this team. Still, let's try and focus on the game tonight. A good result and a good performance would definitely lift the clouds a little bit - a new player or two would bring the sun out though. The manager also explained the decision to let Philippe Senderos go to AC Milan. He says he hasn't decided whether or not it will be permanent or not but I don't think we'll see him in an Arsenal shirt again, which does make me a bit sad. He's also defended William Gallas saying we win as a team and lose as a team. Which is exactly what he said after Senderos made those errors against Liverpool last season. I sincerely hope he gave Gallas a proper chewing out for his crap defending against Fulham but you can't help feel some players are given more leeway than others. Meanwhile Lee Dixon, a man who knows a thing or two about it, has bemoaned the captain's lack of leadership. I do like Dixon as a pundit, he's not the usual bland, halfwit 'He's hit it and it's gone in' ex-footballer. When he talks about things like this, and it's not the first time he's had his say about Gallas, I think it's worth listening to. Right, that's really about enough. I'm honestly hoping we can get things back on track tonight because whatever criticisms we have at the moment the 11 players who go out in our shirt tonight deserve our support. Yes, even him :big fuck off smiley: More tomorrow.]]>
    2467 2008-08-27 09:09:03 2008-08-27 09:09:03 open open the-more-aw-talks-the-more-frustrating-he-becomes publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal cruise in to the group stages - de Guzman linked http://arseblog.net/2008/08/28/arsenal-cruise-in-to-the-group-stages-de-guzman-linked/ Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2465 goals here via 101 Great Goals). The boss mixed the team up a bit. Bendtner came in for Adebayor, Fabregas replaced Eboue and Djourou came in at the back (heh) in place of Kolo. What was immediately apparent was that Twente are pretty rubbish which kind of created its own pressure. Had we not scored a good few goals there'd be some complaints but in the end we scored the goals. The first came from Samir Nasri (that's two in two at home for him this season) after Theo Walcott had skinned the left back and pulled the ball back. Robin van Persie lunged, got a toe to it, Nasri shaped to shoot, took it on his left and it went in with the aid of a deflection. I think it was going in anyway. The lunge was about the only thing Robin did right all night and he was guilty of an incredible miss a few minutes later. With the goal at his mercy and the ball on his favoured left foot he conspired to put it wide somehow. He'd earlier skied a half-decent chance and he does look out of sorts at the moment. To be honest though I'd rather he started slowly this season and lasted the pace rather than come out of the blocks flying and only get a couple of months out of him. That's the way it works, isn't it? The other three goals came in the second half. Gallas took the ball forward and eventually it broke to Bendnter who shot. The rebound was tucked away by Gallas who must have strapped his cock to his left foot last night. Theo  Walcott celebrates his goal against FC TwenteTheo got the third and it was rather a lovely goal. At half-time Alan Hansen on the BBC was moaning (as he always does when forced to watch Arsenal, still bitter about 89, you see) about Theo's lack of composure. There was no lack of it with the finish which was reminiscent of Henry in his pomp and overall I thought Theo had a good game. The goal will certainly have done him good and Hansen can go put a nobbly stick up his hoop, the cunt. The final goal got Nicklas Bendtner on the scoresheet for the first time this season. He had a night when not much went right for him. Too many touches, the ball breaking the wrong way, passes hitting him in the back and it looked like he wouldn't have scored if we were still playing now but late on a crafty Denilson backheel gave him the simplest of chances and he put it under the keeper to make it 4-0. A result that was just what the doctor ordered. Goals, confidence returning after Fulham and ahead of Newcastle, and the successful return of Cesc to the team. You can see what a huge difference he makes to us. He was involved in most of our good stuff in the first half and hopefully he'll have had no reaction to his injury and has enough in the tank for Newcastle on Saturday. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    It was a big game for us and I felt we were well organised, disciplined, focused and basically never really under threat from FC Twente. I felt the whole team was sharper and physically we were much better than on Saturday afternoon.
    So the boss got the response he needed from the squad and we go into the draw for the group stages which takes place this afternoon at 5pm. The win and the goals will raise spirits amongst fans. Fans spirits would be raised higher than a ghost on the never ending escalator though if the manager got his chequebook out before the deadline on Monday evening. We were much, much better than against Fulham but then Twente were a lot worse than Fulham too. Still, today's a day for enjoying a fine victory and nothing more. Nevertheless, to get us all a little bit excited by mentioning a player we're never going to sign (see what I'm doing here?) The Sun links us with a move for Feynoord's Jonathan de Guzman. They describe him as an 'enforcer' and 'the Dutch version of Owen Hargreaves', the first part of which is absolutely great, the second rather not so as that floppy haired Canadian cunthound does my fucking head in. A new name on the radar though, that's got to be positive. Meanwhile a move for Xabi Alonso looks ever more distant as Gareth Barry has confirmed he'll be staying at Villa and you have to think that the two deals were interlinked. Oh well. Right so, busy times here at Blog Towers. Lots to do today so I'd best get on with it. More tomorrow.]]>
    2465 2008-08-28 09:00:37 2008-08-28 09:00:37 open open arsenal-cruise-in-to-the-group-stages-de-guzman-linked publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Fiszman says there's money, AW just won't spend it + Arsecast 89 http://arseblog.net/2008/08/29/fiszman-says-theres-money-aw-just-wont-spend-it-arsecast-89/ Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2462 he revealed that the club does have money to spend but Arsene Wenger simply chooses not to. He says:
    I hear all the time that we have no money, but I just wish someone would take the time to look at our accounts. We do not need extra investment. This is a proper business which produces its own cash and lives or dies by its performances. If Arsène said he needed £30million for a striker, he would get it, no problem at all.
    So stick that up your Fat and Orange holes, is essentially what he's saying, while at the same time reassuring fans the money is there. And that message has been constant from both the club and the manager despite the fact we're wheeling and dealing like barrow-boys. One of the reasons Wenger has been so successful at this club is that he has had a board that has allowed him absolute freedom to do what he wants from a football point of view, and Fiszman says that will continue. However, he does acknowledge that it's time we won something but suggests the manager won't change his policy of bringing through young players.
    But that does not mean all we are interested in is the artistic achievement award. We are not settling for second-best. We want to win trophies and I think it is time we did, but Arsène also believes in creating teams with a certain style.
    Style is wonderful and when Arsenal click it is exceptionally pleasing on the eye but ultimately it's about trophies. That's the bottom line. If you can combine style with winning silverware then you are truly a God amongst men, often though you have to sacrifice a little of style or principle to win things and at the moment Wenger doesn't seem willing to do so. That we have so much money and have completely failed to replace the players who have left in central midfield makes it all the more frustrating. Perhaps the best thing that could happen is the appointment of a new Chief Executive. Someone to replace Keith Edelman and someone who, while not interfering in the football side of things, might challenge Arsene from time to time and maybe shake him out of the comfort zone he seems to be in. There are just three days until the end of the transfer window, there's money to spend, it should be spent. At the moment we're like a car driving around with a broken window while the owner sits staring at a suitcase full of cash. 'But this young window has so much potential. If I bring in a new window to replace it then all the time I spent with that window will be for nothing'. 'Fuck the fucking window'. The team needs a new player, or two. Arsenal needs a new player or two. Abou Diaby might not need a new player or two but frankly I don't care about Abou Diaby. I care about Arsenal. I don't care about Bischoff, I care about Arsenal. I want us to have the best team possible, I'm not asking for a superstars or £30m signings, just a good player, or two, to help us win the trophies that we want to win. Anyway, let's see what happens between now and Monday night. Something, I'm sure. I just don't know what. And is nothing something? That way I can be right either way! There's a new column from Safety in the columns section called Brave new world. Go read. Gael Clichy talks about William Gallas and Adebayor. He's a very clever young man. Philippe Senderos talks about his move to AC Milan and, understandably, he's delighted with it. Right, Arsecast time. On this week's Arsecast I chat with GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog about Twente, Fulham and the state of things at the moment, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's some poetry from Tony Adams and more. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Finally for today as I'm moving house tomorrow things here are a bit hectic. There's all the packing and cleaning and throwing stuff in boxes and bags at the last minute. So I'll be offline from tonight. But fear not, the blog shall go on and Tom will be here to update you on who we haven't signed and who we're not going to sign. I should be back on Sunday but you know how these things go sometimes. Until then have a good weekend, fingers crossed for a Twente-esque result against Newcastle. See you on the other side, Arsefolk.]]>
    2462 2008-08-29 09:00:38 2008-08-29 09:00:38 open open fiszman-says-theres-money-aw-just-wont-spend-it-arsecast-89 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Three goals, clean sheet, three points. Lovely. http://arseblog.net/2008/08/31/three-goals-clean-sheet-three-points-lovely/ Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2458 outrage from Kevin Keegan for an off the ball challenge on Barton which he got all out of proportion. Just to let the scumbag convict know he wasn't going to take the crunching tackle, he gave his ankles a little tap and sent him flying. It hardly merited the ranting from Keegan but then I suppose if you'll pick someone like scumbag convict in your team then your sense of right and wrong is a little skewed anyway. As all this went on the Newcastle owner, his belly wobbling in the late summer sunshine, slugged back pints of beer in his replica shirt. A classy lot, no doubt about it. Anyway, the point is Nasri won't be bullied and is verging on awesome already. So another three points and, as I said, a good response to what happened at Craven Cottage. Sometimes a team does need a slap in the face to wake them up and that's what they got last week. I thought the performances and the commitment were so much better. Obviously the return of Fabregas helps us play better football, but van Persie was more involved, Adebayor ran his socks off and had a very good game, Eboue had some end product, Denilson got himself a goal and in Nasri I think we've found ourselves a player. He always looks dangerous, he's so confident on the ball (one turn leaving three or four Newcastle players looking the other way was just classic), and he's giving our left hand side that attacking threat we've really missed since Pires left. Afterwards the manager said the improvement came from a change of attitude and also spoke about new signings, saying:
    We are trying to buy but the problem is availability, as well as the fact we have to find players better or as good as the ones we have.
    With the players now away on international duty for the best part of two weeks - our next game is away to Blackburn on Sat 13th - the boss has time in the next couple of days to do that. Anyway, it's good to go into that break on the back of a much improved performance and three points. Looking around the Sunday newspapers there are a couple of things. The People links us with a loan move for Real Madrid's Christoph Metzelder. He certainly has a beard worthy of the Arsenal. Meanwhile the Sunday Mirror says West Ham are ready to pay £8m for Johan Djourou to replace Anton Ferdinand who has gone to Sunderland. The deadline is tomorrow night at 11.59. What's the bets if we sign anyone it'll be at 11.58:47? Other than that I am now blogging this at you from my new house. Moving yesterday was hard, hard work and I celebrated with some Thai food, a load of beers and about three bottles of wine. As you might imagine my head is saying *boilk* but my stomach is saying something much more gurgly than that. Thanks to Tom for filling in yesterday. A slight breakdown in communication meant he forgot all about it but nevertheless he came up with the goods. Next time I'm going to send him a message via carrier pigeon. Nobody can ignore a pigeon with a message. Right then, have yourselves a good Sunday. More tomorrow.]]>
    2458 2008-08-31 09:00:08 2008-08-31 09:00:08 open open three-goals-clean-sheet-three-points-lovely publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Transfer deadline day - will we sign anyone?! http://arseblog.net/2008/09/01/transfer-deadline-day-will-we-sign-anyone/ Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2456 We know the guy. He wanted to make something for his first game back, but Samir did well and I'm proud of him. I wonder did Nasri know who Barton was. Let's face it, outside of the Premier League he's a nobody. Maybe he was told beforehand but the way he refused to be intimidated was just brilliant. I suppose he'd better watch out though. Next time we play Newcastle Barton might try and put a cigar out in his eye before battering him senseless. Hey, that's just the way he plays football, right? So now we go into a two week international break as many countries begin their World Cup qualifying campaigns. Despite the hype there's not much excitement about crap like England v Andorra and the only thing I'm looking forward to is to see what kind of root vegetable the tabloids photoshop onto Fabio Capello's face after another disappointing result or performance. So that's really about it. Busy day here, still unpacking as you might imagine, but we've got to back to the old house and give it a proper cleaning. Oh joy. Keep your eyes peeled on the news tickers - you never know what might happen today. Till tomorrow.]]> 2456 2008-09-01 09:00:40 2008-09-01 09:00:40 open open transfer-deadline-day-will-we-sign-anyone publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Nobody in, it seems, on a mad, bad day for football http://arseblog.net/2008/09/02/nobody-in-it-seems-on-a-mad-bad-day-for-football/ Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2453 Had a deal been reached then we'd probably have heard about it by now. It was, by any standards, an extraordinary day yesterday. The image to your left shows the traffic to Arseblog over the past 7 days. You can see what sort of a spike there was yesterday. There were over 3,000 arses, a huge amount of comments from people all waiting to see if we'd make that transfer before the midnight deadline. The non-stop Sky Sports hype drove people into frenzies. Honestly. I watched bits of it yesterday evening and had Berbatov and Man United not been so determined to consummate their union of cunts and Man City been bought by some people who apparently have ten times the wealth of Roman Abramovich then it would have been a very quiet day indeed. It wouldn't have stopped the hype though. Sky Sports News presenter - "Oh my God! I'm just hearing that Reading ARE NOT selling Stephen Hunt to Everton" World - "Yaaaaaaaawn" From an Arsenal perspective I have to say it is disappointing that we haven't managed to bring anybody in. I think we're weak in central midfield and I think a signing like Alonso would have really improved us. Last season there was a lot of hindsight going on when we lost the title. People were insistent that we should have bought in January which I always felt was slightly revisionist. In January we didn't need signings. We had no idea Rosicky would be injured for that long (a few weeks here and there we expected), nobody could have foreseen the Eduardo injury and I've always said we'd have won the league if he'd stayed fit/Birmingham hadn't happened. So it was easy to turn around after the fact and say we should have bought. Now though there's no doubt in anyone's mind that we should have strengthened the squad and the manager is going to have to live with the critics who will be more vociferous than ever should things not go right. I'm told that Alonso desperately wanted to join us but there was a difference in the valuations the two clubs had - to be honest if I was Liverpool I'd have been very reluctant to let Alonso join a rival team, especially when he would so obviously improve them. Of course you can suggest that Arsene should have tried to bring in somebody earlier than deadline day but it's not going to change anything now, is it? Last season not one of us would have predicted the emergence of Mathieu Flamini as Cesc's midfield partner, I suppose now we have to hope that somebody within the squad takes their chance and blossoms in the same way. It's hard to see who that might be though. Denilson has done quite well but is young and inconsistent. Diaby is always injured. Alex Song is a centre-half one week, a midfielder the next, and Aaron Ramsey is just 17. This is, without question, the weakest midfield we've ever had under Arsene Wenger and I'm worried about it. I find it hard to believe that Arsene wasn't able to find anyone who might have improved our roster and the real worry for me is that Flamini's emergence last season was based on competition for his place. He had Gilberto and Diarra vying for his place and one of the men we're hoping can fill that gap wasn't even considered for that role and ended up playing wide left when he got a game. I dread an injury to Cesc, who must be wondering why the club hasn't brought in the top quality player we all know we need alongside him, and talk of Eboue as a 'pass master' is almost insulting. Yes, he's done well enough this season but to even hint he might be the answer to our central midfield issue is beyond the pale. I think Arsene has taken a massive risk but at this point we have no option but to get behind the players we do have. They're going to run out in our shirt every week, they deserve our support. So while it's disappointing and frustrating the football still goes on and we'll still put an Arsenal XI out every week. Whatever you might think about the manager's reluctance to spend the players have to go out and win games and they need our support. Overall though I thought it was a pretty weird day for football and not necessarily a good one. We've seen money talk yet again. Manchester United behaved despicably yet still landed their man Berbacunt in a £31m deal. And Manchester City? What the fuck? From being on the point of collapse a couple of weeks ago Arab investment has now seen them with ten times more spending power than Chelsea - and nothing illustrates just how powerful money is when a player like Robinho leaves Real Madrid for Man City. It's just mad. I don't suppose it's any coincidence either that the two big deals, Robinho and Berbacunt, have involved two players who have behaved like complete and utter babies and despite my disappointment that we didn't sign anybody there's a big part of me that's glad we weren't involved in a scene like that. It's just so utterly distasteful. Footballing sugar daddies come in all flavours. You have the guy at Villa who seems relatively decent then the likes of Abramovich whose finances make most people uneasy to the new consortium at Citeh who you just know are going to try and make the club the gold plated Rolls Royce of English football. It's obscene, grossly ostentatious and downright mercenary. It's not something I can relate to at all and while I do wish Arsene had spent a bit of money I'd rather be aligned with Arsenal's decency and temperance than that kind of thing. I think yesterday will be the day people point to when football went completely crazy. Rules are ignored, ambition = money and bad behaviour and tantrums gets you what you want. It's the sporting equivalent of the spoiled child. Toys are thrown out of the pram and soon that's the way everyone will have to behave. In that case I'd rather not keep up with the Joneses, especially when the Joneses are such tawdry, vulgar cunts. No doubt there'll be plenty to discuss today. Have at it.]]> 2453 2008-09-02 09:00:06 2008-09-02 09:00:06 open open nobody-in-it-seems-on-a-mad-bad-day-for-football publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Less in-fighting, we need more out-fighting http://arseblog.net/2008/09/03/less-in-fighting-we-need-more-out-fighting/ Wed, 03 Sep 2008 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2450 2450 2008-09-03 09:00:14 2008-09-03 09:00:14 open open less-in-fighting-we-need-more-out-fighting publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The Interlull is upon us http://arseblog.net/2008/09/04/the-interlull-is-upon-us-2/ Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2447 Speaking to Four Four Two magazine, the Mexican striker (StriMex), says:
    In football there's always pressure. That's part of the game. I don't fear it. I prefer to talk about motivation: you want to give 100 percent and I'm just longing to give 100 percent for Arsenal.
    And that's about it. Told you it was a quick round-up. There will, of course, be an Arsecast tomorrow so I shall toddle off, get some breakfast and have a think about that. Till then.]]>
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    Bits and bobs + Arsecast 90 http://arseblog.net/2008/09/05/bits-and-bobs-arsecast-90/ Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2443 Samir Nasri is settling in nicely and is rather enjoying himself at the Arsenal. He says:
    I'm setting in nicely and I'm rather enjoying myself at the Arsenal.
    But really he says:
    I am very happy. I have been able to regain my place in the national side, there is a good atmosphere at the club, and we have a very young squad that shares my excitement.
    He's played down talk of him being the 'new Pires', and rightly so. The lad has made a very bright start to his Arsenal career but it's a career that spans a whopping three or four games at the moment. He has been the bright spark amongst all the current darkness though. Gokhan Inler says he deliberated for a week about whether to move to Arsenal or not. Get to fuck you scaldy cunt. If you need a week to decide you want to move to Arsenal then you're a stupid scaldy spoon of a cunt. Maybe he likes Italian food though. And there's no better place to get Italian food than Italy. I've never been to Italy. Anyway, the point is Inler is a cunt. We never needed you anyway, bastard! That part may not exactly be true but I'm just bitter and lashing out. Arsene Wenger says the appointment of a new Chief Executive will be made soon. The boss says:
    I am involved in it and I am consulted for it but it is down to the Board to make that decision. Having consulted me, they will take the responsibility to name the right person. I think the decision will be made soon but I don’t know exactly when.
    You know who would make a good Chief Executive? He-Man singing 4 non-blondes. He'd certainly bring some campness to the club which, frankly, we've been missing since Keith Edelman and his revolutionary 'Your own dress Friday' edict, which meant suits and ties were thrown aside for one day and everyone had to come to work in a frock. Failing that someone with business acumen and knowledge of football would do. Beyond that there's not much to tell you so let's get on with this week's Arsecast. On the show I chat to Kevin Witcher of The Gooner about the transfer deadline day lack of business and the implications for the team and the manager, The Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a tale of the unexpected, Eboue and more. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. And, as we're talking to Kevin from The Gooner, don't forget his book Arsènal - The making of a modern superclub is still available at a discount price to Arseblog readers.  To buy the book online, simply click here and select ‘buy now’. In the window that opens enter the word rocky in the promotion code box and your £2 will be discounted when you press the ‘go’ box next to it. The money you save will be donated to cancer charities so it's well worth it all round. Right so, that's about that. More tomorrow, no doubt.]]>
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    Sunday something about nothing http://arseblog.net/2008/09/07/sunday-something-about-nothing/ Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2439 I see Fat & Orange may very well just be Fat now. I do love the spin Orange has got his mate in the Daily Mail to put on the article. He's walking away for the good of Arsenal? Yeah right. Like he sold his shares for £75m to a despicable, fat, ugly, Man United supporting Uzbeki oligarch cunt for the good of Arsenal. It's quite plain that Fat realises that as long as Orange is on board there'll be no chance of him doing anything at Arsenal so he's sacked him. I would still hope that even with Orange now out to pasture (although he could get a high profile job in FIFA!!!) that we have nothing to do with Fat, the despicable, fat, ugly, Man United supporting Uzbeki oligarch cunt. Right, apart from that there's fuck all happening so I'm going to take medicine and drink coffee. Five a side later should be fun, fun, fun. Laters.]]> 2439 2008-09-07 09:00:43 2008-09-07 09:00:43 open open sunday-something-about-nothing publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Walcott - PHW - Gallas http://arseblog.net/2008/09/08/walcott-phw-gallas/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2437 Theo Walcott apparently played quite well for England against Andorra the other night, which is good for the young man. Good for us too if it boosts his confidence and he says he's coming to terms more with playing on the wing. Capello, like Arsene Wenger, is still urging patience due to his relative youth and inexperience but it should be interesting to see how he fares against Croatia, if he keeps his place that is. Chairman PHW has been talking about the possibility of somebody making a bid for the club. In the light of the Manchester City purchase he says:
    If somebody came and made a really huge bid then you cannot recommend shareholders turn it down because we don't like it. We want the club to stay in its current ownership and, of course, you have some concern that someone will try to buy the club. The directors don't want to sell but we are a public company. It depends on the price.
    And that's just the reality of the situation. With Dein having been shafted by Usmanov you do wonder if there's something about to happen there. And if a multi-squillionaire sheikh decided he wanted a new plaything and was prepared to spend a tiny fraction of his fortune there's really not much anyone can do about it. Naturally it would be great if the current owners could keep on keeping on (minus the fat, disgusting, Man United supporting Uzbeki oligarch cunt, of course) but football is going through some mighty changes right now. William Gallas spoke about Joey Barton and Samir Nasri, saying:
    The moment Barton came on to the pitch he made a bad challenge on Samir Nasri. Samir responded with an act that maybe wasn't especially nice. But bearing in mind the player he did it to, then fair enough.
    heh, I think that's the first time Gallas has ever said something funny in his time at Arsenal. You just know that Barton will be stewing over being made look a chump by Nasri and by the time we play against him again he'll be out for revenge. If he comes onto the pitch with a lit cigar we'll know the way he's going to play it. Not much else to tell you about though really. Arsene Wenger is having training sessions with just Almunia and Denilson. Apparently they're just playing three and in all day long before going off on their BMXs to play Commodore 64. Good old days.]]>
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    Jejeune ho-hum stodgy insipid hooey http://arseblog.net/2008/09/09/jejeune-ho-hum-stodgy-insipid-hooey/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2433 There's some stuff about Theo if you're really interested. And some stuff about some bloke called M'Bia whose name you can't even make a good anagram of. Apart from that it's pure, unadulterated Interlull. When will this torture end? Why must they inflict this upon us. Is a World Cup every four years really worth it? Can't they just do a draw or something? That would give teams that never qualify a chance. Or, in interests of fairness, give really shit teams a three of four goal head start. That would make life a bit more difficult for the big boys as they grind out one goal wins over countries whose best footballer is also a postman and the leading cardiac surgeon in his spare time. Gah, I just want it to be over so we can all go back to being miserable about Arsenal rather than miserable about the lack of Arsenal. We could play a game to pass the time though. "I spy with my little eye something being with I". "Is it Interlull?" "Yes. Your turn". "I spy with my little eye something being with I". "Interlull?" "Correct". "I spy with my little eye something being with I". "Interlull". *weeps*]]> 2433 2008-09-09 09:00:05 2008-09-09 09:00:05 open open jejeune-ho-hum-stodgy-insipid-hooey publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Some vaguely Arsenal stuff and Leopold returns. http://arseblog.net/2008/09/10/some-vaguely-arsenal-stuff-and-leopold-returns/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2431 eager to repay the faith shown in him by Arsene Wenger. Young Guns also has some info about his injury and how Bremen made him play while in pain. I don't think we can expect too much from him this season really but who knows? He might be a nice surprise. Emmanuel Adebayor has refused to fly to Zambia with the Togo national team, seemingly because the President of the Togo Football Federation was supposed to go with them but had to pull out because he was preparing to bury his mother. I assume the mother is dead so it would seem a little bit harsh for Adebayor to expect him to turn up. Unless, of course, he was planning a week of Weekend at Bernie's style high jinks with her corpse. I suspect there's more to this story than we're being told at the moment. Emmanuel Petit says his biggest regret in football was leaving Arsenal to go to Barcelona. His head had well and truly gone at that stage though and he was a shadow of the player who had forged that great partnership with Vieira. It's a shame he was a bit mental really, the idea of Petit and Vieira being great for more than a 12-18 month period would have been a bit awesome. Still, at least he got lots and lots of money from Barcelona. As did we. Some tiny Italian called Giovinco won't be joining us. I know that's kind of like reporting that something didn't happen but times are lean. Deal with it. On transfer deadline day Leopold Mendacious came out of hibernation and wrote a new post on the real ANR. Sadly it got lost in the ether. And not the metaphorical ether. The great big jar of ether that he carries around and inhales from at regular intervals. Hopefully we'll hear more from him in the weeks ahead and apologies for the delay in bringing this one to you. And that's really about that. Keep your fingers crossed that our lads come back unscathed from tonight's matches and then we can get on with the business of real football. The Arsenal are back on Saturday and we can look forward to that. Till tomorrow.]]> 2431 2008-09-10 09:00:29 2008-09-10 09:00:29 open open some-vaguely-arsenal-stuff-and-leopold-returns publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Theo mania + New Chief Executive speculation http://arseblog.net/2008/09/11/theo-mania-new-chief-executive-speculation/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2428 Theo Walcott (OleOle link) to make his mark on the international stage. A hat-trick against Croatia as England won 4-1. Despite it being rather unsightly seeing him pawed and mauled and kissed by the likes of Lampard, Ferdinand, PenalTerry and others, it was absolutely great for the young man and great for us as well. It's another sign that his game is developing the way everyone hoped it would and it will fill him with confidence and other stuff similar to, or exactly the same as, confidence. Check out the goals here - goal 1, goal 2, goal 3 (via 101greatgoals). So while the press will go crazy with headlines like 'Threeo Walcott', 'Threesey does it for Walcott',  'Theo Walshot' and 'Threeo, threeo, daylight come and Thee wanna go home' the young man isn't going to get suckered in. He says:
    I'm not going to get ahead of myself. I know what people will be saying about me but I will just be ignoring it and keep taking positives from the game. My family and friends have brought me up well, look after me and help keep my feet on the ground. That's what I've always been like and I won't change at all.
    Splendid. And we need to make sure we don't expect too much from him either but I'm expecting at least a hat-trick against Blackburn on Saturday. Seriously though, well done Theo. As far as I can tell the only other Arsenal scorer last night was Nicklas Bendtner for Denmark as they beat Portugal while Johann Djourou was in the Swiss team beaten 2-1 by Luxembourg. Remember the days when Luxembourg couldn't beat their way out of a wet paper bag? Mad. So it's time to start looking ahead to the weekend and the return of proper football. We may have Abou Diaby available for the first time this season but he may find himself pressed into service on the left hand side as we might be missing Samir Nasri who was pulled out of the French team because of a knee injury which may need treatment. I think from now on we need to do a knee smash in our medicals. Only players whose knees can withstand 6 blows from a lump hammer should be signed. No doubt we'll get a fuller update later on about who's fit and who's not. The next week or so is going to be tough going. We've got three tricky away games. Firstly Blackburn on Saturday, then a trip to the Ukraine to play Dinamo Kiev on Wednesday followed by a trip to Bolton. I think that's what you call pure slog but that's all part of the game. We need to get ourselves going again. Gunnerblog speculates that our new Chief Executive could be Paul Donovan, who has left his post as CEO Central Europe, Middle East, Asia Pacific and Affiliates of Vodafone Group Plc. An announcement is expected shortly from the club. Right, that is about it. More tomorrow with an Arsecast of some description.]]>
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    Wenger's talking again - Mineiro linked + Arsecast 91 http://arseblog.net/2008/09/12/wengers-talking-again-mineiro-linked-arsecast-91/ Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2425 Mikael Silvestre's eagerly awaited debut will have to wait as well. Aw shucks. We'll get more later as Arsene holds court at his usual pre-match press conference. Despite the hat-trick against for England Theo Walcott is not guaranteed to start with the boss saying he'll have to rotate, especially for players who have been on international duty. Theo has played two games inside the last week and it wouldn't be a surprise if he started on the bench tomorrow. However, the manager was delighted with the three goal haul and Theo's reaction to it. His already high profile has been raised even higher and Arsene has made the point of calling for him to be protected by referees. With physical away games at Blackburn and Bolton to come in the next week or so those comments are timely. The boss has also been talking about money in football and how football is not a supermarket. You read what he says and it makes complete sense yet the reality is that clubs with wealthy owners will now spend whatever they want on a player and his wages and there's not much anybody can do to stop them. It must be particularly galling that after all the work of getting the stadium built, with the long-term aim of increasing the club's income, that this wave of sugar daddies has come along and done it the easy way, so to speak. They are the cheat in Championship Manager that gives you a £500m transfer chest to start the game with and it does make life easier for them and more difficult for the rest. I don't really know what can be done about it though. Chelsea have operated at a massive loss for years, Man City are sure to do the same, and as long as the rich owners are there to pay the bills then there doesn't seem to be anything that the FA, FIFA or anyone can do. I did like AW's little dig at Robinho though, that was funny. Reports yesterday linked us with a move for former Hertha Berlin player Mineiro. He's a free agent and could do a job in the short term, I suppose. He was at the training ground this week and I'm told he took some part in a behind closed doors game. Whether he did enough to impress remains to be seen. Now then, time for the Arsecast, such as it is this week. There really has been a dearth of material so it's not the longest Arsecast of all time. Nevertheless I chat to Goonerholic about Theo's hat-trick, the upcoming away games and more. There's a player history, Silvester is there and ... erm ... that's about it really. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right so, time to get ready to get prepared to get geared up for tomorrow. Until then.]]> 2425 2008-09-12 09:00:28 2008-09-12 09:00:28 open open wengers-talking-again-mineiro-linked-arsecast-91 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure Blackburn preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/09/13/blackburn-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2423 The boss has been talking about Theo again, revealing he knew he wanted to sign him after seeing him play against us in the FA Youth Cup. Apparently we'd sent scouts to watch him more than 50 times. Which must be boring as fuck for a scout. 'What have you got lined up for me today, boss?' 'Go to Southampton and report back on Theo-' 'Walcott, yeah yeah. I know'. Back to today though and it's traditionally a tricky fixture. The tired old media lines about how Arsenal don't like travelling to the north-west will be spewed out again but Blackburn are a tough, physical side. As well as that this is the first time that Paul Ince will have faced one of the top clubs in his short Premier League management career and he'll be desperate to show he's got what it takes. I expect a very motivated Blackburn side today and we're going to have to be 100% focussed with no international hangover if we want the three points. I think we've got the quality to do it, we have Robin van Persie who loves scoring against Blackburn, and we know that we don't want to be playing catch-up this early in the season. Three points an absolute must today, especially in light of the lack of transfer activity. Things have calmed down a lot and as I've been saying good performances and good results will keep things that way. Speaking of Robin van Persie he has ruled out any move to Moneybags City and reveals that the manager did try to bring in a certain player but the price being asked was too high. I think we all know who that was but it's interesting to hear it from one of the players. I know you know this already, what with Arseblog having exclusively given you the news yesterday, but here's confirmation that Mineiro took part in a behind closed doors friendly at the training ground this week. There was some bad news about Tomas Rosicky as well. His return had been earmarked for the middle of this month but it seems he's as far away as ever. The Czech national coach, Petr Rada, says:
    Tomas has started another stage of recovery, including training with the ball. But recently his knee reacted badly to that.
    While Rosicky's agent says:
    Without the permission of Arsenal I am not allowed to be more specific on Tomas' health.
    The injury he suffered was very serious and very, very rare, I'm told, so nobody really knows how to estimate the recovery period for it. However, at this stage I think I would be surprised if we saw Rosicky in an Arsenal shirt again. I think we need to plan for life without him and if he does make it back then it's a nice bonus. Fingers crossed he can beat this though. And that's really about it. The game is on TV over here today, which is most excellent. Here's to the three points, talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal continue incredible goal scoring record against Paul Robinson http://arseblog.net/2008/09/14/arsenal-continue-incredible-goal-scoring-record-against-paul-robinson/ Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2420 Ally on the Arseblog forums worked out that in 14 games against Paul Robinson we have scored a total of 46 goals. Incredible. It was something the 'holic pointed out in the Arsecast on Friday and it was no surprise to see another couple go in. He made a decent save from a very good Eboue shot but could do nothing about the third, a penalty won by a ridiculous Eboue dive, and the fourth when fine play from Ramsey put Adebayor clean through for his perfect hat-trick (header, right foot, left foot). Typically the Arsenal fans started singing 'Same old Arsenal, taking the piss'. A word about Eboue. He had his best game in a very long time yesterday. He looked good offensively, made good decisions in the final third, but then managed to injure himself diving for the penalty. Just classic Eboue, I suppose. He, Clichy and Nasri are all doubts for the Champions League game on Wednesday. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    I am happy we didn't concede and that we always looked fluid going forward. It was a well-accomplished away game.
    And the result was all important yesterday. There are definitely things we need to look at from a defensive point of view but going forward we look dangerous all the time. Walcott is playing with more confidence, Eboue is/was contributing, van Persie got another goal and Adebayor, despite having what I thought was a pretty poor game, ended up with three. In midfield I thought Cesc was quiet but he has such presence it calms the team and Denilson put in another good shift alongside him. There are plenty of positives to take from it. And not only did we win the game, handsomely, history was made when Jack Wilshere became the youngest ever player to play for Arsenal in the league when he came on as a sub with about ten minutes to go. Cesc still holds the overall record, his appearance in the Carling Cup, but well done to young Jack and may it be the first of many. It's good to have football back, isn't it? It makes the Sunday papers so much more enjoyable. Now we just regroup and get ourselves ready for Dinamo Kiev. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Quiet, efficient Arsenal different from the rest http://arseblog.net/2008/09/15/quiet-efficient-arsenal-different-from-the-rest/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:05:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2417 Emmanuel Adebayor got his first league goals of the season on Saturday but says it's all about the team. He says:
    People kept asking me when I was going to score my first goal in the league this season. But I told them it is more important that the team wins. We showed good character at Blackburn and that will help our confidence.
    I think at this point we have to forget our cuckolding during the summer and as I've always said scoring goals and winning games for us is what will repair the relationship with the fans. I did wonder why he took the penalty though. Perhaps himself and van Persie will take it in turns so keepers are kept guessing. I suppose we'll find out next time there's a penalty. Theo is, as expected, keeping his feet on the ground after his England hat-trick. He set up the first goal for Robin on Saturday but showed he's still got a bit to learn when he shot wide a few minutes later, when perhaps a simple square ball to Eboue would have created a second. I don't blame him for shooting though, he's obviously confident but he's just got to get that decision making right, which will come with time. He's not paying any attention to any of the hype though, saying:
    I haven't read anything in the papers (about Croatia) even though I know it's good. I leave that to my parents. I try to keep my feet on the ground. I've had a lot of pressure thrown at me from a young age so all this now doesn't really bother me at all. I've got some brilliant people around me at Arsenal and it's going really well at the moment.
    With injuries to Nasri and probably Eboue he's going to have plenty of chances to do his stuff. There's also a doubt over Gael Clichy ahead of Wednesday's game which could see Mikael Silvestre make his debut at left-back. He says the boss wants him to play more in the centre of defence but with Traore on loan and Kieran Gibbs still very young he's the obvious candidate if Clichy doesn't make it. I'm not sure that he's sufficiently different to Gallas or Toure in the middle though to address the issues we have there but we'll see in time, I suppose. Beyond all that not much happening yet this week. There's plenty of football to come though and we should have a better idea of the state of the squad for the Kiev game in tomorrow's blog. Until then.]]>
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    Pre-Pre Kiev news, Mineiro no go + Celtic Chief Exec linked http://arseblog.net/2008/09/16/pre-pre-kiev-news-mineiro-no-go-celtic-chief-exec-linked/ Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2414 For me, Dynamo Kiev is a bit of an unknown quantity.But they can be a very dangerous side. We know that because we played them when they had Shevchenko, Rebrov and Luzhny and they were a very, very difficult side. That Kiev team really was something. I can remember well Luzhny having a fantastic game against Overmars and at the time Rebrov and Schevchenko were one of the best striking partnerships in Europe. However, I don't think the current crop even come close and while we can't be in any way complacent, our record in Eastern Europe being what it is, I think we should win the game. Mikael Silvestre says the lure of playing with William Gallas was a factor in his move to Arsenal. I imagine when the clubs interested in you are Sunderland and Man City and then you have a chance to go to a big club playing in the Champions League you don't have to think too long about it. He then says of Gallas:
    We're quite similar players and it's easier to play with someone you know well.
    Quite similar, eh? Hmmmm. Still, it might be almost artistic watching two centre-halves steadfastly refuse to jump for headers. Like synchronised ducking. The answer to my question about why Adebayor took the penalty against Blackburn was answered by the boss yesterday who said it was because Adebayor asked to take it and van Persie, as number 1 penalty taking guy, said 'Ok'. He praised the unselfish attitude of van Persie, said it showed the team had a collective spirit but there are many people with van Persie in their fantasy football team who will bemoan such kindliness. Like me. I would bemoan it if I could really give a shit. Our interest in ancient Brazilian Mineiro has apparently diminished. He played that friendly at the training ground, then did a couple of days training but now is nowhere to be seen. This could be because he's going to join up with fellow Brazilian Scolari at Chelsea or it might be that he's gone back to his house in Berlin to pick up his collection of Beverly Hills 90210 videotapes. He is a big fan of the show and models his life on Luke Whatsiface, scoring chicks all over the place and simply not caring if people don't understand his rebel with some kind of cause attitude. If I had to put money on it though I'd say we took him for a drive, let him loose in the woods and took off while he was having a poo. The Guardian reports that our Chief Executive shortlist includes Celtic's current Chief Exec, Paul Lawell. I haven't got the first clue about him, perhaps our chum The Lord of the Wing might pop in and tell us a bit about him in the Arses. He joins the Vodafone dude that Gunnerblog linked us to last week. Cuntley Cunt has been talking about Theo but I'm not going to bother repeating what he says for three reasons. One, he's a cunt. Two, he's a cunt and three, he's a fucking cunt. It was bad enough seeing him and Terry and Lampard sliming all over him after he scored his goals, now they want to talk about him too. Cut out their tongues, I say. Right so, that's about that. A fuller Kiev preview tomorrow. Take it easy.]]>
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    Kiev preview + Kroenke on board? http://arseblog.net/2008/09/17/kiev-preview-kroenke-on-board/ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2411 announced yesterday and although we're without Samir Nasri and Sylvester we do have Gael Clichy and Lazarus Eboue fit to take part. Having been stretchered off against Blackburn he's 'recovered' sufficiently to be involved tonight. I don't quite know what's worse, that I thought he was actually injured after having such a good game or that he was obviously faking. You just don't get taken off on a stretcher and then play a game four days later. He is such a spoofer. Carlos Vela returns to the squad after his international travels. Rather unusually the boss is suggesting that a draw would be a decent result tonight. This is a game we can win and that's the way we should be approaching it. Yes Kiev were a very good team some years ago but they're not that good anymore. Sure, our record in that part of the world isn't great but that's a record that can be broken. Nevertheless the boss was a bit more bullish in his pre-match press conference, saying:
    We have had some bad experiences in this part of Europe before, but I believe we have learned that any place in the world is difficult and I believe mentally we can cope with that better now. We know in Kiev it is always a very, very difficult place and we respect that - but it is important to start well. We are happy to play football - we are afraid of nobody in the world.
    Emmanuel Adebayor is especially motivated for Europe this season as he explains:
    I was on the bench when Monaco lost to Porto in the Champions League final in 2005. The following year I was with Arsenal when they played Barcelona in the final. But because I had already played for Monaco, I was not eligible that season. So I have been to the final twice and not played.
    That would certainly be a bummer, all right. And none of this namby-pamby happy with a draw stuff for Ade. Oh no. He says:
    We know playing in the Ukraine is going to be very difficult but we are going to Kiev to win.
    That's the stuff. Let's be honest, the last few games have been hugely encouraging. There's no reason why we shouldn't be going there with anything less than the utmost confidence. We're scoring goals, not conceding (despite not defending particularly well), and the confidence among the lads must be very high. And we're lucky that we're going at this time of year and not in a couple of weeks time. If I recall correctly our previous games out there have been much more wintery and that is a big part of why we struggled out there. I'm confident we can get three points tonight. The Times this morning is reporting that Stan Kroenke will join the Arsenal board but their website is acting up. This link should take you there when they get things sorted out. The same article also suggests that that the appointment of Celtic's Peter Lawell as Chief Executive will be ratified at a board meeting but it appears as if Celtic aren't willing to let their man go easily. The reserves beat Portsmouth 1-0 last night thanks to a Homer Jay Simpson penalty. With Nugent and Kanu in the Pompey line-up it was a good test for the youngsters. Finally for today you've read about former Arsenal and Liverpool player Ray Kennedy on Arseblog before and his struggle with Parkinson's disease. His time as a footballer came long before the kind of wages that can support even the most average player for the rest of his life. The Ray of Hope appeal was set up to try and raise some funds for a man who had to sell his medals (imagine that, scoring the winning goal at White Hart Lane to win us the league in 1971 and being forced to sell that medal) and if you're interested there's an auction for a signed Arsenal shirt. Signatures on the shirt include Gilberto Silva, Jens Lehmann, William Gallas, Philippe Senderos and Ray Kennedy himself. For more details check out this page and it is for a very worthy cause. Right so, that's that. I am looking forward to tonight. It's been football overload the last few days. Arsenal on Saturday, my team's pre-season friendlies started last night (we lost against a Div 1 team, we're Div 10, heh, but I scored), and now European football. I might turn into a football or something. Anyway, till tomorrow.]]>
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    Theo likes to be kicked + Arsecast 92 http://arseblog.net/2008/09/19/theo-likes-to-be-kicked-arsecast-92/ Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2406 early team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Bolton. We've got no new injuries from the Kiev game, despite the Ukrainians trying to obliterate Theo Walcott. I suspect Bolton too will attempt to terminate him but Theo's strong enough to cope. In fact, displaying heretofore unknown masochistic tendencies, he says:
    It’s a nice feeling when a defender is scared of you straight away. I got kicked a few times in Kiev but I got up and got on with it. I just love playing for this club and for my country.
    However, we're without Abou Diaby, Mikael Silvestere and, unfortunately, Samir Nasri who hasn't recovered from his little knock. Nasri and Sylvester are expected back for the Hull game whereas Diaby will be out for another couple of weeks. And by weeks we mean months. And by months we mean dog months. His retirement party should be fun though! Bolton is going to be a tough game, our third away game in a week, so let's hope the travel doesn't catch up with us. Last season's game at the Reebok was somewhat incredible. Pure despair in the first half, utter joy in the second. I'd settle for mild joy all the way through this time and I will have the one-eyed cat at the ready should he be required, don't worry about that. Going back to Theo and it's rare to hear Alex Ferguson talk sense but he does so when he compares the rise of Walcott to that of Ryan Giggs. Giggs might be a hairy scabby goal scoring cunthound but he is a tremendous professional and if Theo has a career as good as that then I think Arsenal fans will be more than happy. There's another story this morning about Arsene Wenger sharing dinners and glasses of wine with Demento but it's making me a little queasy thinking about it. Did they have two straws and eat spaghetti like Lady and the Tramp? Bleurgh. Granny Toure says both Arsene Wenger and his brother Kolo told him to join Arsenal this summer. He's happy in Barcelona though despite not getting a game after the arrival of that bloke Keita from Sevilla. Could be a January target? Emmanuel Adebayor backs William Gallas as captain. Right so, onto this week's Arsecast. In this episode I chat to the man from East Lower about the Blackburn and Kiev games, Alex Song's hair and more. There's a player history, some Talkshite radio, Eboue and more. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Ok, that's that. Have yourselves a good Friday, more in the morning.]]>
    2406 2008-09-19 09:00:44 2008-09-19 09:00:44 open open theo-likes-to-be-kicked-arsecast-92 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Kroenke joins the board - Finances + Pre-Bolton stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/09/20/kroenke-joins-the-board-finances-pre-bolton-stuff/ Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2404 Stan Kroenke being appointed to the board as a non-executive director. It's long been rumoured this was going to happen so it's no suprise but given Kroenke's first involvement with the club it's quite a turn-around. I think we all know what happened at this stage. Dein brought Kroenke in to buy the ITV shares, offered him his own shares and was attempting to orchestrate a takeover which would see him (Dein) in charge of the football side of the club under the new owners. The current board found out and turfed Dein out on his ear. I'm told Kroenke and his people were under the impression Dein was working with the blessing of the club and never intended to be hostile in any way. I'm also told that Dein gave Kroenke another chance to buy his shares before he sold them to Usmanov. Fat & Orange also made offers for Kroenke's shares, which the American turned down. So since then the relationship between Arsenal and Kroenke has become a lot better, perhaps more quickly than it might have due to the lurking presence of the Uzbeki cunt, and now he's a member of our board with a 12.4% stake in the club. It does make the board more stable and it does make life much more difficult for Usmanov who not only finds himself with 25% of something it now appears impossible to takeover, he's got another billionaire to contend with, not just the Arsenal board. I'm quite sure Kroenke will try and increase his stake in the club, how far I don't know, but this kind of 'investment' was always going to happen. I think we've tried to make the best of it and I'm hopeful that rather than going down the new road of being fully taken over by someone with a fat wallet we can combine the traditional ownership model with the billionaire bit. Let's remember this current board aren't speculators or investors, they're Arsenal fans. None of them have any need to sell their shares so if a happy medium can be found between the board and Kroenke regarding the future of the Arsenal then that would be fantastic. We'll have to wait and see how it pans out though. The appointment came on the back of the release of our financial results which were very good. There's no point me going into all the details of them, you can read them yourself, but profits are up, turnover is up, the property stuff is going well, so it's all very positive and, I suppose, a good indication that we have a club that is well run, self-sustaining and in good hands. The only weird thing I thought was the large increase in our wage bill (from £89.7m in 2007 to £101.3m). That includes players, staff and management but when you lose big earners like Henry and Ljungberg you would expect that figure to go down, wouldn't you? Anyway, it gives lie to the reports that Arsenal don't pay good wages. Chairman PHW talks to the official website about the financial results. Ok, moving away from all that boring money and boardroom stuff the boss has been explaining the injury to Tomas Rosicky and why we still haven't seen sight or sound of him this season. He says:
    He is not close to playing again and he has not had any real setback, but the evolution [of his injury] is very slow. The recovery process is slower than we expected at the start. It doesn't look worrying but the delay is longer than expected.
    As I said a few days ago the injury was extremely rare so it's been hard to put any kind of timeframe on his recovery. It's not your day to day muscle strain by any means. Hopefully he can get himself fit again, he would definitely add something to our squad this season, but I don't think it's realistic to count on him being fit. If and when he does make it then we should look at it like a little bonus, sort of like finding a tenner in a pair of jeans when you go chuck them in the laundry. The manager has also been talking up two young players who have got a great opportunity this season to make their mark on the team. Both Denilson and Sideshow Song will benefit from our lack of central midfielders and will certainly play more football than they might have hoped. I'm sure there's an element of talking them up to boost their confidence but both of them have done pretty well so far this season and if they can keep improving then it'll be good for us. I'd still be looking to sign someone in January but they have between now and then to convince the manager he doesn't need to. The boss also wants more protection for Theo Walcott, saying that players who deliberately go out to kick him should be more severely punished. That's fair enough, I suppose, but for as long as football has been football good players get kicked. Maradona used to get the most outrageous treatment from defenders in Italy and while I'm not comparing Theo with Maradona in any way, he's going to have to learn to deal with it. He'll get better at taking kicks but if he's a really clever player, I think he has the potential to be just that, he'll get better at not being kicked. I fancy him to score today as well. It's Bolton later, of course, and it's going to be a tough game. Sure, Bolton aren't the Bolton they used to be under Walrus-looking Cunt but they still have enough of that side to give us a decent test. I wonder if we might see Bendtner start this one to give us a bit more of a physical presence up front. Anyway, fingers crossed for a good result. Right, that's rather enough for a Saturday morning, so enjoy your day. The sun is shining here in Dublin so I might have to cut the grass and things like that. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2404 2008-09-20 09:00:00 2008-09-20 09:00:00 open open kroenke-joins-the-board-finances-pre-bolton-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal go top of the league as Bolton revert to type http://arseblog.net/2008/09/21/arsenal-go-top-of-the-league-as-bolton-revert-to-type/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:54:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2401 second goal was really a thing of beauty. A Denilson drag back and flick to Song, who played it to Eboue, who gave it to Adebayor on the edge of the box. He played a great little ball to Denilson who was charging down the left, he squared it for Bendtner and the big Dane got in front of two defenders to finish with aplomb. A really great goal. Of course no game against Bolton would be complete with them trying to injure one or more of our players and it was their talisman, Kevin Davies who obliged. With Gael Clichy's standing leg planted firmly on the ground he came sliding in, took the ball with one foot then with his studs up caught Clichy on the ankle then on the shin. It was a shocking challenge, one which received little or no condemnation elsewhere, but to my mind that was a red card. I've been saying it for the last few weeks, players are being allowed to get away with tackles that could seriously damage opponents. I can call to mind four against us since the season began for which a total of one yellow card has been issued, and that was to that fat cunt Davies yesterday. I suspect nothing will change until one of our players gets a red card then the media outrage will be deafening and precedents will be set as our player is banned for 6 months or something. That Davies is so iconic at Bolton really sums up their football club, fat, ugly and a bit shit. Thankfully the injury didn't turn out to be too serious and x-rays revealed only bruising. I think we can count ourselves lucky. Denilson celebrates with Robert Pires behind him ... erm  ... I mean CescDjourou came on for Clichy in the second half and I was really hoping he'd slot in at centre-half alongside Toure, moving Gallas to left back where he's most effective in my opinion. But Sagna moved to the left and Djourou to the right. Alex Song forced a good save from Jaaskelainen while at the other end Almunia was very good, I thought, as Bolton pressed for an equaliser. We brought on Theo to counter their tired legs and he helped make the game safe. Taking the ball through the middle he dribbled at pace, fed Adebayor who fizzed it across the goal for Denilson to finish emphatically at the far post. 3-1 Arsenal, no less than we deserved and all three points wrapped up very nicely indeed. Afterwards the boss said:
    They tried to intimidate us. But I felt we dealt very well with the problem. We were strong in the one-v-ones everywhere. We came back in a convincing way and I think we have show great qualities today. I believe everyone as a team were brilliant
    And it was a good team performance. We showed good character to come back from a goal down although I wish we hadn't conceded and against a very physical team we stood up to the challenge well. Alex Song did well in midfield as did Denilson who set up one and scored one. Both of them still have work to do but they're certainly not allowing their chance to pass them by, something not lost on Cesc who said:
    Denilson is doing really well, Alex Song too, the fans expect them to do well and, for me, they are doing more than well and these two were men of the match tonight.
    He also spoke about Bolton's tactics, saying:
    We know every time we come here it’s going to be a tough game, very physical, they only look for corners, free kicks and throw-ins. But we know we are Arsenal. When we come to the North we know something like that is going to happen, and we have to cope with that. We want to play fair football. We showed great character, and even if the referee isn’t strong we have shown we will deal with that.
    Good man, Cesc! He was booked after our third goal for apparently holding on to the ball and not giving it back, heh. I also thought Almunia had a very good game in goal, making some good saves and his distribution really is first class. He's always looking to get us moving again quickly and with the pace we have in the team that's important. So overall a very pleasing day and given Liverpool's 0-0 draw with Stoke we now (at the time of writing) sit top of the league. Chelsea can overtake us if they beat Man United this afternoon. After the Fulham game I'm not sure too many of us thought we'd find ourselves in this position but perhaps the lessons of that afternoon have proved to be valuable. In a quick Sunday round-up Peter Hill-Wood says we wouldn't sell Cesc even for £100m:
    If someone gave us £100m we’d have to pay 40 per cent tax on the damn thing and what the hell are we going to do with the extra £60m?
    Hah, love it. He talks more about the ownership and running of the club here and it all makes good sense to me. I do like the line about sugar daddies getting bored and deciding to get into horse racing instead. Wouldn't that be something? The City of Manchester Race Track. Next up for us is the Carling Cup on Tuesday where we're likely to see the next generation of youngsters get their chance. Ramsey, Vela, Wilshere, Gibbs and more will all feature as the first team get a rest so more on that to come tomorrow and Tuesday. In the meantime enjoy your Sunday, remember you're not a fat, ugly, Bolton cunt so life is good. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2401 2008-09-21 09:54:12 2008-09-21 09:54:12 open open arsenal-go-top-of-the-league-as-bolton-revert-to-type publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Still top as Kolo says he dislikes Kevin Davies' elbows http://arseblog.net/2008/09/22/still-top-as-kolo-says-he-dislikes-kevin-davies-elbows/ Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2399 The tackle was a disgrace — very bad. There is no place for that in football. I have nothing against Kevin Davies, he seems a good guy. But he uses his elbows far too much. He hints at a change in attitude when going to places like Bolton too, saying:
    In the past we have allowed ourselves to be intimidated but this time we knew that it would be tough at Bolton and we were ready for that. In previous years we have been too easy to beat away but we have shown this week that we are able to win these games.
    Interesting that the more experienced team was the one more easily intimidated. All the same I don't want to make too much of Bolton's physical approach. I don't mind a team thats committed in the tackle, that competes and works hard. That's the way every team should be really. It's only when that line is crossed, like with the Davies challenge, that we have any right to complain. Let's not forget that the Arsenal of a few years ago was a very physical and competitive team. Vieira, Bergkamp, Campbell, Keown, Lauren, all players who liked to put themselves about and who drew plaudits from us for doing so. In fact, some might say we've missed a bit of that in recent seasons ourselves. There's nothing wrong with being physical in a game of football once you don't cross the line into dirty. Arsene Wenger spelled out the aims for the season, saying:
    This team has learned and improved from last year. We want to fight at the top. We want to win the championship and the Champions League. We have quality and we are hungry and we have a good spirit.
    I think it's too early to say we've improved from last year. Until last March we were really excellent, playing top football, winning games and winning them in style. And, as I said earlier, we haven't really been tested yet. I still have worries about the centre of our defence and until we sort that out then we're always going to be a bit suspect. We won't always score more than the opposition, but perhaps that's just nitpicking at the moment. We should enjoy being top for the rest of the week at least. Tomorrow night sees the Carling Cup against Sheffield United and the squad should announced at some stage today. I'm trying to figure out exactly who will be involved. Fabianski, Ramsey, Djourou, Wilshere, Vela, Bendtner, Gibbs, Song perhaps. It'll be a good chance to see some of the youngsters though and Sheffield United will, I suppose, be after a measure of revenge after we spanked them at their place in this competition last season. It should be an interesting game. Right, other than that not much to tell you. Ease yourself into the day, more coffee needed, I'm sure. Talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    2399 2008-09-22 09:00:02 2008-09-22 09:00:02 open open still-top-as-kolo-says-he-dislikes-kevin-davies-elbows publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Carling Cup preview + thoughts on Kevin Nolan's comments http://arseblog.net/2008/09/23/carling-cup-preview-thoughts-on-kevin-nolans-comments/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2397 youngest ever then you know we're going to looking at a lot of players up past their bedtime. Not that there's any lack of quality. Carlos Vela will start with the manager's praise ringing in his ears. We'll see Jack Wilshere, Mark Randall (how cool is it that a youngster looks to an even younger player as his inspiration?!), Fran Merida, Emmanuel Pingpong and Jay Emmanuel Thomas. Are we the most Emmanuel football side in history? I think we are. The experience tonight will come from the likes of Djourou (who has just signed a new long term deal), Bendtner, Song and Lukasz Fabianski (who is aiming for the first team and will keep Manuel on his toes), the oldest of whom is just 23. Once again the Carling Cup provides a great opportunity for Arsenal's youngsters to show what they can do.  There were people who thought this competition was nigh on useless, especially for clubs involved in Europe, but we have made the most of it in recent years. At first the manager was heavily criticised for only using youngsters and 'reserves' but it has been invaluable in the development of many of the players who are now first team members at Arsenal. Arsene's approach has been copied by others, we saw United's second string knocked out at the first hurdle last year, and to have gone as far as we have some years has been a great achievement. The manager's policy regarding this tournament won't change, nor should it. It will always be 4th in terms of priority at the start of the season but our use of young players has brought a new life to it and people's enthusiasm for it. As much as we like to watch the big games getting a close-up of the youngsters aiming to break into the first is most enjoyable too. Sheffield United will be difficult though. This is an Arsenal team brimming with young, enthusiastic talent, Sheffield have got plenty of experience and players who will let the kids know they're in a game. It should be a cracker. Aaron Ramsey is set to start as well and the manager has been impressed with the young Welshman since his arrival and reckons he's set for big things, saying:
    I am very, very happy with him and I believe he will be a tremendous player for Arsenal. Aaron is a serious boy, he knows what he wants, is highly committed and for me he has all that is needed to become a good player - not only a good player, but a great player for the club.
    There's one for Goodplaya who may change his blog name to Greatplaya. He's being brought through slowly but we saw a glimpse of his vision when he set up Adebayor for his third goal against Blackburn last week and it'll be interesting to see how he gets on tonight. Unfortunately I don't think this one is on TV anywhere and so far I haven't seen anyone mention any streams. Please let us know in the Arses if you come across one. That sounds much ruder than it should but you know what I mean. Now, despite Bolton's insistence that they didn't deliberately go out to kick Arsenal their brainiac captain, Kevin Nolan, has made liars of them. Speaking about Theo Walcott he said:
    I have never seen anybody as quick as Theo Walcott in my life. I said to Jlloyd Samuel ‘Give him a little kick and see if he comes back at you.
    Classy. Sort of like a redneck hunter saying "I've never seen such a beautiful animal in my life. KILL IT!". Football is a physical game, no question, and sometimes the physical aspect can be as exciting and exhilarating as the skills and fancy footwork. See Kolo's tackle in our box or two players who are fighting it out fairly in midfield for the whole game. It's brilliant and an important part of the game. However, shit like 'Give him a little kick to see if he comes back at you' is cowardly and ultimately endangers players. The classic 'reducer' challenge from a defender on an attacker in the early part of the game to 'let him know you're there' is all well and good if you get the ball, but we saw what can happen when the attacker is too quick for the lumbering beast of a centre-half. You get an Eduardo. If Bolton's captain is directing his players to deliberately foul opponents then the protests of innocence over Davies' tackle on Clichy sound nothing but pathetic. This idea that it's ok to 'rough up' the team you're playing was given credibility by the likes of Sky and their ilk. Sam Allardyce sent out his teams to be physical but often it was obvious that the line had been crossed between physical and dirty. I remember us losing three players to injury in one game at Bolton but rather than condemn this kind of play Sky simply created this 'Arsenal don't like it up them' scenario which was much more headline friendly. I'd suggest there isn't a team in the world that enjoys being deliberately kicked and injured, yet as soon as Arsenal make the slightest transgression out come the 'Wenger's 856th red card shame!' headlines. Bunch of cockgoblins. Shit like that, to my mind at least, played a part in injuries suffered in recent seasons by Diaby and Eduardo. Teams he knew they weren't as good technically were inspired to cross the line from physical to downright filthy. And let me just state that I have no problem whatsoever with any team that is competitive, that fights and competes for every ball. Nobody can ever complain about that. I do have a problem when it's obvious that the same team is willing to go over the top and has been instructed to do so. Will the FA do anything? Can the FA do anything? I don't know, but I hope someone in the referee's association is reading Nolan's comments and bears them in mind next time a Bolton player goes in hard on somebody. Is he going for the ball or has he been told to do his opposite number? A few red cards might make them change their policy, the cunts. Anyway, enough ranting. I think the main point here is that everyone else are cunts and we are not. That should not be forgotten. Here's to a good win tonight, let's hope the kids can do their stuff. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2397 2008-09-23 09:00:15 2008-09-23 09:00:15 open open carling-cup-preview-thoughts-on-kevin-nolans-comments publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Kids have six appeal as they romp to Carling Cup win + goals video http://arseblog.net/2008/09/24/kids-have-six-appeal-as-they-romp-to-carling-cup-win-goals-video/ Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2393 They had an average of just nineteen, n-n-n-n-nineteen, making them the youngest ever Arsenal side to represent the club. The opponents might have been a Championship side but they have plenty of experience, a decent manager and to put 6 goals past them is really an incredible result. Nicklas Bendtner got the first two, Carlos Vela the next two, Jack Wilshere got his first Arsenal goal and Vela wrapped his hat-trick on his first competitive start for the club to complete the rout. You can see the goals here. Arsene Wenger says these are best young players he has ever worked with and it's easy to see why. Again the Carling Cup has provided us with a wonderful glimpse of not just the club's future but the present too as a number of these players showed the boss they're ready to play Premier League football. And the boss isn't scared of doing it either, saying:
    They might be young but they don’t play like kids. I wouldn’t be scared to play any of them in the Premier League because they all have the talent to play at the top level. I knew they were good but I did not know how they would react to playing on the big stage. Now the challenge is to keep them all together and integrate them into the first team over the next couple of years.
    It's difficult to single anyone out, especially when you haven't seen the whole game, but in pre-season Vela and Bendtner worked very well together and that seems to have continued. And for Vela to smash home a hat-trick on his first competitive start for the club is hugely impressive. Perhaps those fortunate enough to have been there last might like to share their thoughts on the players and performances in today's arses. More thoughts from the manager on the official site and I suspect, after last night's result that our next game in this competition will be televised, giving the rest of us a chance to see these kids in action. Well done to them. As much as we love when the first team wins I think there's just a little extra glow of pride when we see Arsenal boys this young do what they did last night. Away from the Carling Cup and the boss has responded to the comments made by Michel Platini in the French press. The woolly headed cuntbutler has made it quite clear he has a personal problem with Arsene and the comments made do not befit the highest standing official in UEFA. If he's not embarrassed about them he should be and if there's any kind of decency within that organisation then he should be made apologise for them. The crux of Platini's argument is that Wenger is a businessman, not a football man. Which, of course, is a great load of hairy bollocks. Platini's ire should be directed at clubs who fail to be self-sufficient, who use sugar daddies owners to prop up their massive debts, not somebody who has undertaken the kind of work Wenger has. Somebody who has eschewed the idea of billionaire owners or spending big in the transfer market and has developed Arsenal with the resources at hand. He has brought through many young players of many nationalities and given them chances they would never receive anywhere else. Does that sound like a businessman to you? And it's a bit rich, so to speak, for Platini to bemoan money in the game when he fucked off to Italy in the 80s to earn the big bucks. Since retiring from football Platini has given little back to the game he graced as a player. Now he spouts shite about having the World Cup every two years and supports Sepp Blatter's nonsensical and illegal ideas about 'home grown' players, designed purely to lower the level of club football so their precious international game can regain some standing. And that has nothing to do with them wanting their nations to be proud and powerful, it's so they can more easily sell advertising, sponsorship and corporate junkets for the World Cup and European Championships. Platini is nothing more than a pencil-pushing administrator. A football civil servant, a low-level, yellow-bellied, half-witted, curly-haired, local politician whose influence of the game of football is restricted to inventing crazy new laws which show him to be slow-minded and verging on corrupt. For him to call Arsene Wenger a businessman is beyond pathetic. Wenger has done more for football this week than Platini has in his lifetime. He's quite entitled to think what he wants, the same way I'm entitled to call him a sad bastard for it, but the head of UEFA should not behave the way he has. The only good thing about it is that it will open up people's eyes to him and what he's really like. Arsene 1-0 Platini (own goal). Right so, that's about that. Let the day's creaming ourselves over the kids ... erm ... commence. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2393 2008-09-24 09:00:36 2008-09-24 09:00:36 open open kids-have-six-appeal-as-they-romp-to-carling-cup-win-goals-video publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    More Carling Cup stuff + LMA defends Wenger http://arseblog.net/2008/09/25/more-carling-cup-stuff-lma-defends-wenger/ Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2391 He also talks about the unity in the team, saying:
    We are very close as a group of players. We have a strong friendship - it's almost like we are a family. You can see that from the way in which the team is playing.
    And that's a big factor in a team's success. I know we've spoken before about how you don't have to be friends with somebody in order to play football with them, but if you are mates I think it makes a difference. You're willing to put in that bit extra. Nicklas Bendter says the display of the youngsters has justified the boss's decision not to sign anybody before the end of the transfer window. The big Dane says:
    There is talk about the strength of the squad and every year the boss says we have the players. They have showed they have the quality to do what is required. We are strong and capable enough. We are top of the table and are doing well.
    There's a long way to go yet though. Bendtner has had a decent start to the season and his game looks to have become much more rounded. He's got a good eye for a pass and the technique to carry it out, he certainly knows where the goal is and more importantly he seems to be much better integrated into the first team this season. Keep it up, Nick. And to complete the Carling Cup fun we have young Jack Wilshere being compared to Liam Brady by none other than Arsene Wenger. Well, by none other than other people whose comments Arsene Wenger has referenced, but I'd imagine those people are people know knew or played with Chippy down the years. Anyway, it's about time we had a new Liam Brady. We've had a new Vieira on more than one occasion, a new Tony Adams from time to time and Theo is, of course, the new Thierry Henry, but a new Liam Brady is something else. The manager is aware of the fact you can't put too much pressure on Wilshere but it's clear he's a very special talent. How far he goes is entirely down to him but he looks fantastic and he has a cheeky little scamp face. And while I don't want to go too overboard with the Carling Cup win as there's still a lot of football to be played this season, some of the results we've seen this week should put it in some kind of perspective. Fulham, Man City, West Ham and Villa all out to lower league opposition. Other Premier League clubs have merely scraped through so it's a good sign that we can do what we did on Tuesday night. The League Manager's Association has come to the defence of Arsene Wenger after the comments this week from UEFA President Michel Platini. It's been interesting to see how people have sided with Wenger on this one, even fans of teams who you wouldn't expect to back the Arsenal boss in any way. I suppose it goes to prove how misguided Platini's comments are. And for more on why he said what he did and his reasons make sure you tune in to tomorrow's Arsecast where I'll have an in-depth interview with France Football's Philippe Auclair to talk about Platini and our Carling Cup kids. You might have seen that Chelsea have signed that bloke Mineiro that we had on trial with us. I suppose it illustrates brilliantly the difference between the two teams. Chelsea, short of a player in midfield, will not even consider giving a young player a chance, choosing instead to sign a guy who is basically at the tail end of his career. We had him on trial, didn't think he was good enough and now he's signed for Chelsea. How disheartening it must be to be a young player at Chelsea knowing you are never going to get near the first team. Not that I give a shit about them, nits make lice and all that. Right, that's about that. Have a fun Thursday, if that's possible, and I'll talk to you on tomorrow's blog.]]>
    2391 2008-09-25 09:00:09 2008-09-25 09:00:09 open open more-carling-cup-stuff-lma-defends-wenger publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Some pre-Hull stuff + Arsecast 93 http://arseblog.net/2008/09/26/some-pre-hull-stuff-arsecast-93/ Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2389 Cesc has been praising the young guns, amazing to think that a 21 year old is considered one of the most experienced and senior players at the club, calling their display against Sheffield United 'sensational'. He also talks about Jack Wilshere and says the young man doesn't need his advice as his parents and family are keeping his feet firmly on the ground. I did like Arsene Wenger's quote about Wilshere though, he said:
    He’s a natural. He’s focused and determined but he’s also still very young. I don’t think he even shaves yet!
    Jack's bum-fluff will make itself known to us as time goes on, no doubt. But back to Cesc and while he's enjoying the stuff we're doing at the moment he knows there's still lots of football to be played yet, saying:
    Last year everyone was talking about Arsenal and we were there for three quarters of the season, but we did not win it so we have to be cautious. We want to be there at the end of the season and the most important thing is to be there on the last game.
    Bravo, Cesc. We need to turn potential into prizes and the line between failure and success is so fine sometimes. As an example, look at John Terry in the Champions League final. Might have been a hero, ended up a blubbering loser. Ahhh, nothing like good memories to get you in the mood on a Friday. But that's how close it is at times so let's hope this team can continuing progressing and improving and if that happens then silverware is a real possibility this season. Ahead of the Hull game the injury news is that Gael Clichy is fit, hurrah! Also in the mix for the first time is Mikael Silvestre. No news yet of Nasri but hopefully he'll be back, the boss said last week he thought he'd be ready for this weekend. The manager has also come to the defence of the defence, so to speak. He's right that our defensive record is good, on paper, but anyone who has seen the games can't help but be a little nervous about how frail we seem at times. Perhaps this vote of confidence will inspire them to up their game but, without trying to be too negative, they scare me like a vampire anteater and I'm terrified of vampire anteaters. Had a bad experience with one in Borneo many years ago. I like the t-shirts in Borneo. Michel Platini has said he was 'too harsh' on Arsene Wenger. I say I wasn't harsh enough on Michel Platini so I am preparing a press release in which I accuse the head of UEFA of animal rape, genocide, the continued existence of Sp*rs and the death of 43 Ivorian refugees found in the back of a lorry having each paid £3,000 for a trial at Chelsea who paid Platini a £12,000,000 to keep his mouth shut. Speaking of Platini on today's Arsecast I've got a two part interview with Philippe Auclair of France Football who, in the first part, speaks about Platini's comments this week and the reasons behind them. In part two we talk about the Carling Cup win against Sheffield United and the emergence of these young players. Also on today's Arsecast Eboue and some Talkshite radio. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. And that's really about that. I'm over with Mrs Blogs and the Mugsmasher for the Hull game. I won't have access to email from about 2pm so don't send me any! See some of you later tonight and more of you pre and post game tomorrow. Tom will be here with the blog on Saturday and Sunday. No, really. He will be here. I've reminded him and everything. So he'll be earlier than last time. I estimate Saturday's blog will be somewhere around 2pm and Sunday's blog will appear at 1am Monday morning. Hah, I joke. Thanks to Tom, as always. Talk to you on Monday and come on you reeeeeeeeeeeeds!]]>
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    Saturday frolics - and Happy Birthday http://arseblog.net/2008/09/27/saturday-frolics-and-happy-birthday/ Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:00:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2387 speechless. I'm not sure that's too much of a problem, frankly, since barely anyone can know who he is anyway. I don't know what we do about him. Not a lot, I suppose - it's not like we can sell him, and having signed a contract, (quite rightly) he's going to carry on trying to get fit. He doesn't strike me as the sort that would drag an injury out because he's a lazy cunt that just wants to sit and earn his tens of thousands of pounds a week for doing fuck all (unlike, say, me, perhaps), and he's a talented player. It's very frustrating. Worryingly, Samir Nasri also remains sidelined by a knee injury, and joins Rosicky, Diaby, and Eduardo as the only other injured members of the squad. Nasri, as you know, picked up his knee injury on international duty. I fucking hate international duty. I hate it more than I hate being poked in the eye with a fucking hot poker. And I fucking hate that. In better news (sort of), Silvester is fit and ready for his first game of the season. When Gallas joined us, he'd been agitating for a move, and I think it's fairly common knowledge that we'd been after him for a while. But Silvester is a cunt. A proper cunt. A right cunt. He played for *those* cunts right at the time when we were having our most intense rivalries with them, and he was a fairly significant part of their team (who are cunts). I think to get himself out of My Book of Cunts (of which I have two - he's in the bad one), he's going to have to do something very special. Like kill Gary Neville. What else is going on? Gael Clichy feared the worst when that fat Bolton cunt tried to break his leg (I don't know why the Chester Chronicle gets the credit for those quotes; it just seemed one of the more obscure reports on News Now!). Some people, including Craig Burley, commenting on Setanta, thought that challenge was fair "because he got the ball". I didn't. I think that "if you take the man after the ball that's just the game" is a big load of old hairy bollocks. That way do very, very serious injuries lie, as we're all too familiar with, and I don't blame the team one little bit for the way they reacted on the pitch. They've seen it happen - horrifically - to one of their mates and unsurprisingly, they're not keen to see it happen again. People can bitch about Cesc waving imaginary yellow cards all they like, and I don't like to see that either, but the fact is that Clichy could've been seriously injured, because of some fat no mark Bolton cunt being "committed". Fuck off. I really do fucking hate Bolton (not as much as I used to, mind). And yes, I'm probably overprotective and hypocritical. So? Top man Cesc Fabregas has been talking about how he'll never leave Arsenal. He seems to qualify the statement slightly by saying that he will only stay as long we keep playing our football, but it's so refreshing to hear a footballer who isn't *just* interested in the money (and regardless, I'm sure he's very well paid indeed). Also, I've no doubt The Sun has spun those "quotes". So, Hull today at home. It's on TV at half five on Setanta 1 (so no doubt we'll have to put up with that cunt Burley again). George Boateng has been talking up Hull's chances, and there's no doubt that they've made a great start to their season. Let's hope we can bring them crashing back down to earth today and take the three points. Once again, many happy returns to Arseblogger, and I'll see you all tomorrow for post match ramblings and other nonsense. Come on The Arsenal!!]]> 2387 2008-09-27 09:00:32 2008-09-27 09:00:32 open open saturday-frolics-and-happy-birthday publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal 1 - 2 Hull City http://arseblog.net/2008/09/28/arsenal-1-2-hull-city/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2385 Arsene Wenger said it was a shocking result and he was disappointed by the commitment shown by the team. So was I. It was fucking shit. The whole attitude was shit. Having seen the Carling Cup performance in midweek, I think most people would've thought that we'd get all 3 points against a newly promoted team. It seemed that mentality leaked through to the players who seemed to think all they had to do was turn up. Eventually we did take the lead through a scruffy goal - which was good, because if you can get scruffy goals when you're playing shit, it's good - that was either put in by Fabregas, or was an own goal by some ginger cunt. We had been turning the screw and on the balance of play up until that point, it was probably what we deserved. Just. Then Hull scored their first, a wonderful 30 yarder that Almunia could do nothing about. Fair dues, it was a great goal and one worthy of winning any game. Instead of react by going and piling on the pressure though, we conceeded yet another goal from a set piece. Hull got a corner, and our captain, our leader, our supposedly best central defender, watched Daniel Cousins as he jumped for the corner and headed it across goal where Fabregas' jump at the post couldn't stop it going in. 2-1 to Hull and we looked shell shocked. A word here for Gallas. That word is cunt. I know he hit the bar late on (which might've salvaged a draw - woohoo), but his defending for their second was criminal. He just watched and made no attempt to attack the ball early. Remember his tantrum at Birmingham last season when Clichy gave away a penalty (which wasn't actually a penalty as it turned out)? When he sat on the ground having a tantrum? After seeing his defending for that goal, I think Clichy should've gone up and punched him, square in the snout. It was fucking appalling - and not the first time this season. I think that's the third or fourth game now where he's just been a spectator at a set piece. It's not good enough for a central defender, never mind a central defender who came from Chelsea because he thought central defence was his best position and is the captain of the club. The attitude of the other players on the pitch can only be influenced by his, and when they see him not really bothering "because it's only Hull", that attitude infects the other players. It's not acceptable for him (or any of the other players) to only turn up in "big games". All the games for Arsenal are important and someone needs to teach him that. Teach him it with a hammer. To the temples. Teach him well. I don't think any of the players came out with much credit yesterday, perhaps Clichy, Sagna and Almunia apart. Theo showed just how quick he is again, and he looks so much better a player than he did, but his decision making still needs a bit to do. Kolo was okay - let down big time by Gallas. Gallas was a cunt. Midfield wasn't awful either. Cesc is still finding form, and Denilson has been worse than he was yesterday. Up front we just didn't look like finding a way through. Neither Robin or Adebayor looked particularly dangerous. But it was the collective attitude that was most disappointing. So, we drop to fourth in the league, and it's hardly ideal preparation for Porto in the Champions' League. I'm sorry Arseblogger's first game of the season wasn't exactly ideal, but at least he did get to see a great goal. Unfortunately it was scored by some cunt from another team. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow, when I'm sure Arseblogger will have his own opinion on Gallas. Until next time.]]> 2385 2008-09-28 09:00:46 2008-09-28 09:00:46 open open arsenal-1-2-hull-city publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Thoughts on Hull City and the weekend http://arseblog.net/2008/09/29/thoughts-on-hull-city-and-the-weekend/ Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2382 post game interview with the BBC makes for interesting viewing, mostly because it's clear Arsene is quite bewildered. I don't think I've ever seen him look quite so down in the dumps after a defeat, and I include losses in finals and really important games in that (not that the Hull game wasn't important, but you know what I mean). If we thought the performance of the kids would keep the more senior players on their toes we were wrong. Adebayor and van Persie responded to the threat of Bendtner and Vela by looking as if they couldn't really be bothered at times. It strikes me there's a bit of complacency among some of the players who feel their places in the team are assured no matter what. I think that's perfectly illustrated by William Gallas whose form this season has been very poor and whose leadership skills are non-existent. Yes, it was a great header by Cousin but Gallas was at fault against Fulham too and against Bolton. When your team needs leadership and authority he goes missing and while I appreciate the fact he has a knack of getting late goals to salvage something from games I'd rather he was better at doing his job at the other end. It's time for the manager to make a point to some of the senior players, to show them that they're not undroppable. Gallas should be dropped. Get Djourou in to provide to height and physical presence to the back four. Adebayor and van Persie can count themselves lucky if they start against Porto. The manager is promising changes, you wonder how much of that is his 'knee-jerk' reaction to what happened against Hull. There's a great quote from John Toshack from when he was manager of Real Madrid. After a defeat he said (and I'm paraphrasing here) 'On Monday you're going to drop all 11, then by Thursday it's 5 or 6, then on Saturday you play the same 11 cunts as last week'. I can understand the manager's desire to drop players but realistically he can't do too much. The game on Saturday was crying out for a midfielder to come on and change the game but we didn't have that player on the bench. Alex Song is not going to come on and do that job and the closest we have is 16 year old Jack Wilshere. Had we the depth you'd be asking serious questions about Toure too who I believe struggles alongside Gallas yet thrives when playing with a more traditional stopper, someone like Sol Campbell or even Philippe Senderos. Cesc has not got going yet this season either, he looks leggy and not up to speed yet. Of course his pre-season was disrupted by Spain's Euro success and we have to keep playing him. We just don't have anyone else and hopefully with more games under his belt he can recapture some form. I suppose the most worrying thing though was the way the team on Saturday was outfought by Hull. I know they're new to the league and full of vim and vigour but it was apparent in the first half we needed to step it up. That we didn't, or couldn't, in the second is concerning. Without wishing to harp on about it too much the team lacks leadership. During games like this you look to your captain for inspiration, you look to your 'star' players for a spark but nothing happened. In isolation you can write it off as a bad day but twice in the first six games of the season is not isolated. Gallas says it's hard to accept losing to Hull and has warned against being complacent. I think Tom's suggestion of Clichy punching him in the snout was most sound indeed and I think the wake-up call he needs is to warm the bench for a few games. I truly, truly, truly, really and utterly think the manager needs to the rethink the captaincy too. It might be a hard thing to do but the longer it goes unaddressed then the more we're going to suffer for it. Three times this season the captain has either not tried or not tried hard enough and three times we've conceded. I'm not saying all our defensive woes are down to him either but when it looks like the captain of your team can't be arsed then it must have an effect on the rest of the players, no matter how professional they are. When that same player is then lecturing you before a game it must be maddening. Perhaps individually Kolo and Gallas are the two best central-defenders at the club (and that's very debatable) but how much more time will Arsene give the partnership when it clearly does not work? I suppose the main issue is one we've all spoken about at length over the last couple of seasons and that's consistency. We're capable of incredible performances and good results, but equally capable of serving up phlegm covered gruel like on Saturday. There was an air of expectation before the Hull game, fans were buzzing after the midweek 6-0 and the good response since the Fulham defeat, and some of the reaction since has been somewhat over the top. There's a tendency to get carried away when we win and when we lose. You get scolded for not being positive enough when we win but I think defeats like Saturday's show that there are still some issues in the team. Yes, we should be positive when we win but the danger of getting too carried away is that when things go wrong then it becomes all too painful. The manager said that the test now is to see how we respond. We seemed to have learned from the Fulham game but the same kind of attitude against Hull cost us. How many times do we need to touch the electrified food before we stop going back for a nibble? So Porto should be interesting on Tuesday. Not just because it's a European night and they're always good but to see how the manager reacts to what he saw on Saturday and how the players react to the way they played. Apparently Arsene kept them in the dressing room for an hour afterwards and I have no doubt some harsh words were spoken. Let's see what happens on Tuesday but let's remember that Tuesday will only be one small step, there's the whole rest of the season to get on with too. Leaving football aside for a moment the rest of the weekend in London was great fun though. Thanks to Tom for keeping the blogging going and it was, as always, a pleasure to meet up with so many of you. I never fail to be touched by the generosity and decency of Arsebloggers and even though what happened for the 90 minutes was about as much fun as a swimming pool party with Michael Barrymore the rest of the weekend was brilliant, thank you all for that. My liver does not thank you but my liver can go kiss my hairy Mick arse. Right, there was plenty to say yesterday. No doubt today will be the same. More tomorrow.]]> 2382 2008-09-29 09:00:13 2008-09-29 09:00:13 open open thoughts-on-hull-city-and-the-weekend publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Wenger and Kolo make extraordinary revelations http://arseblog.net/2008/09/30/wenger-and-kolo-make-extraordinary-revelations/ Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2379 potentially invincible (rather stretching credibility after the Hull game) he's had lots to say. I know Wenger is never critical of his players in public. If one of them was to kick the referee up the hole to crown a performance so abject that it made Tom Huddlestone look like Pele he'd still keep his counsel in public. So him talking them up is par for the course. I've got no real problem with it because that's what he always does. He has admitted though that we have a problem. Not physically, not in terms of talent, but in terms of attitude and approach, saying:
    At the moment, I'm not sure we can focus all the time in every single game, especially when we think the game will be easy. When you are young, you think things are going to be easy. When you have a bang on the head like this, you have to understand the need to be consistent. It was a big bang and shows we're not completely there on the mental side. In the past, we have been beaten physically, we have been intimidated. We know we can deal with that now, but we're sometimes a bit too confident in the home games when we need to put some effort in.
    It really is a quite extraordinary revelation, although there's worse to come. The general feeling around the ground on Saturday was that the team thought they just had to turn up and go through the motions to win the game. Some might say that's down to inexperience but that's why we have an experienced and professional staff. Had none of them watched Hull this season? Did they look like a Derby to them? Even at the most basic level of football you're warned that if you go into a match with that attitude then you run the risk of being turned over and so it was. For players at this level to be that arrogant, and that's the only word I can use, is amazing. Why can't we focus all the time in every single game? It's not like anyone's asking them to play well every game. Nobody's asking them to score six goals in every game, but it strikes me that expecting players to focus for 90 minutes each week is the very least we should expect from well paid professional footballers. What's even more incredible is Kolo Toure's admission that he was 'scared' about playing Hull. He said:
    Against Man United everybody thinks it's going to be a tight game but when you play against Hull it's harder because you are expected to win and score in the first minute. But it doesn't happen like that. I was scared against Hull because there are no easy games.
    What? Scared? By all means treat Hull with respect because they deserved it with the way they've started the season. But being scared of them? Be scared of dragons, or terrorists, or cancer or giant spiders singing the entire works of Phil Collins, but don't be scared of Hull or any team. We were top of the league, playing at home and you're scared? We are the Arsenal. We don't get scared of anyone. It's mad. The manager has said that he will rotate tonight. He says it's not punishment, merely a way of keeping the team fresh and it's normal throughout the season. It should be punishment. It should be more than just bringing in fresh legs. It should be a message to some of the players who thought Hull would be easy. 'Think it's easy, do you? Here's a few weeks on the bench. How easy is that? Now, if you want to get back in the team you've got to work hard. Oh, harder than that. Hah, much harder than that'. So tonight is a chance to hammer that point home both from the manager's point of view and from the players who might come in. We've got Nasri back, which is good. He adds a bit of guile and creativity to our midfield. I think we'll see one of the strikers dropped and Bendtner come in, it would surprise me to see both of them miss out but Bendtner and Vela have done well together so maybe. One of Kolo or Gallas will make way for Djourou, I'm sure. Again it's hard to see the manager drop both his first choice defenders but if he does Silvestre may start. Maybe we might see Ramsey in midfield. Denilson has done well but Ramsey must be chomping at the bit to get a start. It would be quite radical for Wenger to make that many changes but if the Hull game almost made him sick maybe he's in the mood for something a bit different. If he talks about how we don't have reserves, only good players, then it's time for him to let those good players have a go. We responded well to the defeat against Fulham, it's time to show we've got the ability to do it again. We know we have the talent in the team to win games but will the great big chunk of Tiger flavoured humble pie sort some of these players out? We'll see later on tonight. I think we can win but if we approach this game with anything less than 100% commitment and focus then we'll find ourselves on the wrong end of the result. Porto are a decent side, technically good and big on gamesmanship. Tonight's referee is the guy who sent off Vieira and Lauren against PSV a few seasons back. The same guy who allowed van Bommell to kick and maim any Arsenal player he wanted without so much as a card, so we have to be aware of that too. I hope this is a night when Cesc clicks back into gear again, if he does (and I think the return of Nasri will provide us with the kind of movement and energy in midfield that Cesc enjoys) then our chances are more than good. Of course it's not all down to him, there are 10 others that need to play well too. I'm waffling now and I'm a bit nervous about tonight. Fingers crossed for a much better performance and, of course, a better result. Update: Meant to put this in today's post but forget. The OleOle graphics team have been working on some groovy new Arsenal wallpapers for your desktop. We'll be adding to these but for the moment you can find the first three here, featuring Jack Wilshere, Carlos Vela and Theo Walcott. Enjoy.]]>
    2379 2008-09-30 09:00:39 2008-09-30 09:00:39 open open wenger-and-kolo-make-extraordinary-revelations publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 4-0 Porto, review and thoughts http://arseblog.net/2008/10/01/arsenal-4-0-porto-review-and-thoughts/ Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2376 The third came early in the second half when van Persie showed good strength to brush past Bruno Alves and his improvised finish went in at the far post. After that we had a whole host of chances. Walcott put one just wide from about 6 yards, then he turned provider for Nasri who put one wide from what seemed like even closer. The manager made some changes, Bendtner and Eboue coming on for van Persie and Nasri and the big Dane won a penalty which Adebayor converted to make it 4-0. Carlos Vela came on for Theo Walcott and showed some quick feet and good skill while Adebayor should have had a hat-trick after being set up very well by Bendtner. So 4-0 it finished and I'm glad that the players who might well have been dropped have repaid the faith the manager showed in them. For the two strikers, so heavily criticised after Hull, to score 2 each is fantastic and I'm sure I even saw Gallas compete for and win a header [insert ironic smiley]. What was most pleasing was that this was probably Cesc's best game of the season. There are lots of theories about why he hasn't really performed this season. From tiredness after the Euros to lacking the kind of player like Flamini who allowed him to thrive last season to just lack of form everyone's got an opinion, but he showed last night just how important he is to the team. We can play well without him but when he clicks into gear we're a different beast altogether. Afterwards the manager explained his decision not to ring the changes like he had threatened, saying:
    I was tempted to make more than one change but I did not because I did not want to give the feeling that you punish one more than another. I believe sometimes you give the team the chance to respond quickly.
    And fair play to them, they did. And it's good to see. The main thing though is that the lesson stays learned, that complacent performances against teams like Hull do not happen again. It's a cliché but there are no easy games in the Premier League and with Sunderland away on Saturday you can be quite sure we're in for another battle for the three points. And Theo Walcott said of the win:
    We owed that to the fans. It was very disappointing at the weekend but we've got that out of our heads and showed tonight how good we are.
    While Robin van Persie was keen to let the supporters know his thoughts, saying:
    Everybody was really disappointed after losing against Hull. We knew we had to make it up to the fans and make it right. We played well and it was a deserved win.
    With the manager also talking about owing the fans it seems everybody was singing from the same hymn sheet. It was interesting to see the amount of empty seats last night though. Not all the fans appear convinced by this team. No doubt when we get a few wins under our belt again those seats will fill up, which is another debate altogether. So top of our Champions League we go but that should go out of our minds for the next few of weeks. With the next game not until October 21st against Fenerbache we've got to get ourselves focussed back on the league with two tricky games. Sunderland away, as I've mentioned, and Everton at home coming after the international break. It was a good response last night but let's wait and see how things go before we decide the corner is well and truly turned. More tomorrow. Update: Having real problems with the mailing list software so nothing has been sent out today. Sorry about that. I am trying to fix it, it appears to be a well-known issue but nothing has worked just yet.]]>
    2376 2008-10-01 09:00:34 2008-10-01 09:00:34 open open arsenal-4-0-porto-review-and-thoughts publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Ade and van Persie telepathy still in the early stages http://arseblog.net/2008/10/02/ade-and-van-persie-telepathy-still-in-the-early-stages/ Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2373 Emmanuel Adebayor (OleOle link) has been talking up his partnership with Robin van Persie (OleOle link), saying:
    There is a good relationship between him and me. We are just enjoying playing together up front. He's a very good player. I'm using him and he's using me as well. We’re trying for a telepathic understanding and against Porto we’ve shown we can do something.
    I wonder do they stay after training practising their telepathy with those test cards with pictures on them. Ade: "Ok, Robin. Concentrate now. I'm looking at a card. I'm trying to send the image to you. What is it?" Robin: "Is it a Barcelona shirt with a big bag of money beside it?" Ade: "Oh man, you're good. Your turn! Your turn!" Robin: "I'm looking at the card. What's on it?" Ade: "Is it a footballer on crutches smoking a cigarette?" Robin: "No". Ade: "Well that's the image I'm getting, man. A footballer on crutches smoking a cigarette ... hitting a free kick into the upper tier" Robin: "No, that's not it". Ade: "What is it then?" Robin: "It's a miniature version of Escher's 'Relativity'! You know, the one with the staircases" Ade: "How the fuck am I meant to get that? I mean, what kind of person puts that on their psychic test cards? You make me sick. So sick I'd rather play with Bendtner". Of course there's always the 'if' factor around van Persie, something Adebayor doesn't shy away from:
    He's just back and we've only had five or six games together. Robin is a good player and if he is fit for the whole season we have a chance to do something special, that's for sure.
    It was around this time last season that van Persie got injured so there's that little hurdle to get over yet. I suspect Arsene will be lighting votive candles during the upcoming international break. So we've yet to really see if they can be the kind of partnership we'd all like them to be and I do wonder if Adebayor's bigging up of the partnership is somewhat inspired by seeing how well Bendtner and Vela seem to work together. Obviously if the two of them forge a great twosome then it'd be great for the team but let's give it some time. What's also interesting is the revelation from Adebayor that it's Cesc Fabregas who brings players together off the pitch. He says:
    Robin is in contact with Fabregas and sometimes he makes everybody sit together. We are not the best friends ever but sometimes it does happen that we go to a restaurant.
    I know that under the captaincy of Vieira the team socialising together was an important part of life at the club. Whether it was dinners or whatever those social events do help foster good team spirit and it's no surprise that Cesc is at the centre of it. Can I say Cesc for captain again? Of course I can. This is my blog, I can say what I like. Cesc. For. Captain. Former captain Patrick Vieira has backed Arsene in the wake of the comments by curly-haired cuntbutler Michelle Platini. And rightly so. Apart from that there isn't a great deal going on. Chelsea's away draw in the Champions League last night was made even more hilarious by an injury to Didier Drogba and there's a great picture in the Sun this morning. I know I shouldn't take pleasure in the pain of others but come on, it's Drogba. How many times have we seen him writhe around in fake agony? Some real agony is nice to see. The Drog who cried wolf, haha. Ok, that will have to do. More tomorrow with an Arsecast. Until then.]]>
    2373 2008-10-02 09:00:09 2008-10-02 09:00:09 open open ade-and-van-persie-telepathy-still-in-the-early-stages publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Early Sunderland news + Arsecast 94 http://arseblog.net/2008/10/03/early-sunderland-news-arsecast-94/ Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2370 early team news for the Sunderland game is that we have no new injuries but Alex Song, who was missing from the Champions League squad, may return. He might even start. An away game against a Sunderland team built in the image of their manager might require a bit more physicality in midfield and after the Hull debacle it wouldn't be a surprise if he was drafted in. There's still no sign of Diaby whose thigh injury has kept him out since pre-season. Unless some kind of worm ate away most of his thigh it seems like an inordinately long time to be missing. Eduardo too is progressing while Wenger didn't sound as confident as you might like when talking about Rosicky, saying:
    I monitor Rosicky's progress very closely but at the moment it is very difficult to put a date on his comeback. We are not pessimistic about the future of his career but we still need more patience.
    It's the first time we've heard any kind of hint about his career so it is a worry. Even if he is saying they're not pessimistic they're not saying they're optimistic either. Fingers crossed he can get through it. We're really missing someone to score that 4th goal when we're 3-1 up! The manager has also spoken out against abuse from the terraces. In the light of the slagging former Arsenal man Sol Campbell got from Sp*rs fans, he said:
    Sometimes stupidity is contagious as well and sometimes in the crowd there is a competition to see who can be more stupid. That is why you should not let these people be together. My reaction is that abuse cannot be tolerated from anybody towards anybody in the world.
    Now, it's a very noble thought but like it or not it's part of the game. A former player is going to get booed, a life long enemy (a Sheringham, for example), will always get stick from the crowd, and we cannot bemoan the atmosphere at football matches yet try to stop this kind of thing. However, there is a very definite line which sees regular banter and singing become something more sinister. Arsene has obviously had first hand experience of this as idiots have sung that song about him. Everyone is ripe for a slagging, everyone, but to sing a song accusing somebody of being a paedophile is beyond the pale. Yet, the FA have done nothing about it over the years, even though it could quite easily have taken a stand against the clubs whose fans gleefully chant that in front of their chidren. And with Sol Campbell, not somebody I have a great deal of time for to be honest, it seems the Sp*rs fans not so much crossed the line as stomped over it, pissed on and beat a defenceless old granny around the head with it. Anyway, it seems to me that it'd be easy enough to stop it. Threaten clubs with points deductions and the fans might realise they have to stay (somewhat) within the bounds of decency. Stuart Pearce wants Theo Walcott for the England U21s. Arsene thinks that's a bad idea. I suspect particularly because it might extend Theo's season as the U21 European Championships take place next summer. Arsene Wenger and Joe Kinnear, unlikely buddies. Not much else happening just yet so let's get on with the Arsecast. On this week's show I revisit the Hull trip and try and address those who think our defeat was all my fault for just being there. There's some talk of Porto and Sunderland, as well as a player history from the Man in the Bar, a tale of the unexpected and Silvester. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (14mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Ok then, have a good Friday. More, and a fuller Sunderland preview, tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunderland preview, lots of mutual respect http://arseblog.net/2008/10/04/sunderland-preview-lots-of-mutual-respect/ Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:09:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2368 We can’t expect to kick Arsenal off the park. I don’t think that’s the type of team I want to build at Sunderland. We have to play good football against them. There's more from Keane in this article here in the Irish Examiner. His comments about the generation of young players we have coming through are interesting too. The boss returns the compliments about Keane to a certain extent and goes on to talk about some of the former Arsenal players who might make it in management. He talks a bit about Steve Bould and I think he might well be one to watch. I always loved Bould as a player, technically I thought he was a better footballer than Tony Adams, and when the inevitable happens and Arsene decides it's time to retire then it would be great to have someone who learned from him to take over and an Arsenal man too. Anyway, that's all a long way in the future, I would think. Samir Nasri talks about facing his old mate Dribbly Sissy and how much he's enjoying playing on the left for Arsenal, saying:
    This position suits me perfectly, I am a playmaker on the left wing. And I have Gael [Clichy] behind me who attacks a lot and helps me massively, he also allows me play in the middle.
    A tough away game is something he hasn't faced yet due to this stop-start start so this will be a bit of a test for him. I think he's going to be really important for us because he gives us such great movement and an extra dimension in attack. Hopefully he can stay fit and really bed into the team from here on in. Not much else to tell you really and my head is pounding. Here's to a good performance later on, it's on Setanta Ireland (I think) if you want to catch the game, and to three points. Fingers crossed. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Cesc saves the day but we lack quality in midfield http://arseblog.net/2008/10/05/cesc-saves-the-day-but-we-lack-quality-in-midfield/ Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2366 There was late drama though. We won a corner on our right, van Persie whipped it in and Cesc Fabregas came bombing in to bury a header in the top corner. A most unCesclike goal but one that may prove to be hugely important. It also says a lot about the young man, he had the desire and spirit to get us something from that game. He is our leader on the pitch. He didn't have a good game by his standards but his quality shone through at the end. Afterwards the manager talked about us being 'a bit flat' and lacking sharpeness but I think that only serves to fudge the issue. In my opinion we didn't win because we do not have the players to play that 4-5-1 formation, we weren't brave enough to play our normal game against Sunderland and our midfield lacks quality. Apart from Cesc we just don't have players good enough in the middle. Song and Denilson are promising young players but not ready just yet. We lack experience and that little bit of cleverness that a more senior player brings. We've seen Cesc struggle this season and some of it is surely down to his late start after Euro 2008 but as the games go on we might find that it's the lack of a suitable partner that's having the most impact. I think we miss Flamini in a big way and you're quite entitled to think what you want about Flamini as a person but I'm talking about Flamini the player. I think the manager really has to look very hard at the decisions he made this summer and while it's great to bring young players through it's not always the best way. Is throwing Denilson and Song in when they're clearly not ready the best thing for them or for the team? They struggle, the team struggles and it's a downward spiral from there. Now, I know there's nothing we can do about this issue until January at least and I'm not really complaining. I just think that this issue exists and it'd be wrong to bury our heads in the sand and ignore it. Of course I hope we get our shit together and improve as a team over the coming weeks but I really think that come January the manager needs to spend some money because otherwise I think we're going to have these kinds of struggles all season. Fulham, Hull and nearly Sunderland. For a team that wants to win the title that is massively disappointing and very worrying when you consider we have still to play the other top three clubs, plus the likes of Villa and Man City who look to be improving this season. It looks like these big games will be crucial if we want to stay in the race. We've made life difficult for ourselves and we're going to have to beat Chelsea and Liverpool and United if we want to the title. There's an international break now and the manager won't see the players for a couple of weeks or so. Perhaps it will give him time to think about what we're lacking in terms of quality in various positions and in terms of leadership which was non-existent again yesterday. The one man who showed it is not captain because, according to Arsene, 'because he is a bit young and because we have a captain'. Hmmm. The one positive I can take at the moment is that if there's a good time in the season to lose a couple of games and go through a bad spell it's now. You have time to recover, to claw back the points and league positions, whereas we all saw what losing at the business end of the season does to you. Bottom line though is that we can't afford to keep dropping points at this rate, otherwise the season will be over much, much sooner than we would like. Have a good Sunday.]]> 2366 2008-10-05 09:00:46 2008-10-05 09:00:46 open open cesc-saves-the-day-but-we-lack-quality-in-midfield publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Things to do during the Interlull http://arseblog.net/2008/10/06/things-to-do-during-the-interlull/ Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2363
  • Theo's sideburns, cool or hirsute extravagance?
  • Who would win in a fight to the death between Eboue and a really cross Koala?
  • How the birth of William Gallas brought about the latest global recession
  • Guess how many beads are in Bacary Sagna's dreads
  • Is thinking you're a much better player than you are a good thing or a bad thing? In footballing circles this is known as the Adebayor factor
  • Denilson, is it really hair or does someone paint his head?
  • Who will score a wonder goal against us next?
  • Does Arsene need a new number 2? And should it be Macho Man Randy Savage?
  • If Cesc Fabregas stuck his hand in the fire would you do it too?
  • Carlos Vela, proof that refried beans are vital for a footballer's progression or simply a freak of nature?
  • Who will play for Arsenal first? Diaby, Rosicky, a sickly baby currently in an incubator in Great Ormond Street hospital.
  • Why the 'Wonder of you' anthem should be replaced by 'Smells like teen spirit'.
  • Jack Wilshere has become the most pube free footballer to score for Arsenal. Is this good or bad?
  • So that should be plenty to get us through until about 11am this morning. After that I really don't know. I suppose I could mention Sp*rs getting beaten by Hull yesterday but seeing as we got beaten by Hull last week it'd be a bit lame. Plus getting your kicks at the expense of others is all well and good when you're sitting pretty yourself but we're not really at the moment so I won't. I see Adebayor has quit Togo so he can concentrate on Arsenal. I suppose that's a good thing although his complete lack of interest in celebrating our goal the other day was a bit weird. Check the pictures - what's up with him? Anyway, that's about that for this morning. There's little or no news, as you might imagine, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. Sorry, I mean settle down in your old armchair with only one TV channel to watch for the next 12 days or so. And that TV channel is showing repeats of Heartbeat over and over and over again. Oh man, it's gonna be fun. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2363 2008-10-06 09:00:35 2008-10-06 09:00:35 open open things-to-do-during-the-interlull publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's alive! Cesc's quotes + Theo's character change. http://arseblog.net/2008/10/07/its-alive-cescs-quotes-theos-character-change/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2360 here. With the players away the mischief starts a bit with quotes from Cesc appearing in the Spanish press. Speaking to Spanish radio he reportedly said:
    I have decided to give my all to Arsenal and to give my maximum, I’d like to try and win more titles here, nevertheless we will see what happens next year.
    Now, the other quotes about it being his dream to move back to Barcelona being a 'dream' are no surprise whatsoever. Home town club, one he supports, friends, family etc. We can all understand. The quotes about having a think about his future next year are mildly worrying though. I have no doubt that Cesc wants to win things with Arsenal. No doubt at all. On the other hand though, if I was Cesc I might wonder how realistic that goal is with the current Arsenal squad. Anyway, there's one way of making sure that's not relevant and that's by winning something this year. And making him captain. And setting Gallas adrift on a tiny raft somewhere in the pacific attached to a boat in which lives a great big tiger. I honestly think that would make a big difference. And I'll even supply the tiger. Manuel Almunia says that Theo Walcott adding an angry side to his game has added to his game. Apparently he exposed himself to gamma radiation and now, when he gets an angry, his clothes get too small and he turns all green. Almunia says:
    Theo was too nice maybe in the last two years, but this season you can see that when he gets tackled he gets furious, and that shows you he has changed. I just spoke with him once, I told him he had to be a bit more aggressive and not so nice on the pitch because if people can kill you they will do so.
    There's nothing like being in fear for your life to change your attitude. I used to be very nice but when I was told that people were trying to kill me I certainly became a different person altogether. Literally. I changed my name and everything. There is nothing else to talk to you about this morning though. As far as the Arsenal goes that's it. So, if you'll excuse me I'll go get some breakfast, daydreaming of tigers and rafts and giant crashing waves and whales crossed with squids. I call them squales. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Ramsey, transfer speculation and Sylvester's debut http://arseblog.net/2008/10/08/ramsey-transfer-speculation-and-sylvesters-debut/ Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2357 Aaron Ramsey is going to be just as good as Cesc Fabregas. This is most timely indeed as it means we won't miss Cesc one bit when he goes back to Barcelona next Tuesday week for a world record fee of £13.99 and some Green Shield stamps. Welsh coach Brian Flynn says:
    He can be whatever he wants. I see him as a top six Premier League and a top international player. He’s as good as Fabregas was as a 17-year-old. He’s moved to London and can establish himself in the Premier League.
    We really haven't seen very much of him since his arrival but from what I have seen I can confidently predict that he is much, much better than either Denilson or Song and should be Cesc's partner from here on in. It's not that I'm setting the expectation level too high so much as desperately trying to build him up so it will inspire him to be completely awesome. In all seriousness though I'd like to see him get a bit more playing time. The boss has spoken about what a great engine he has and maybe he's the one to provide that bit of high-tempo midfielding that we've been lacking in certain games this season. It's worth a try, isn't it? I mean, it's not like we have an abundance of riches for him to get past. And even though it's only just October and the transfer window doesn't open until January The Sun is linking us with St Etienne midfielder Blaise Matuidi (OleOle link). If only Brian Moore were still alive. "And here comes Matuidi ... blaising through the midfield..." Mikael Sylvester made his debut for the club in the reserves game against Stoke the other night and he says he feels mighty real after getting some minutes under his belt. Reserve coach Neil Banfield said of his performance:
    He has won so many trophies but he is still here flying out on the edge of the box and blocking shots. He is a credit to our profession and as a senior pro, it was first class, absolutely first class.
    What a disgrace. Flying out on the edge of the box, blocking shots, winning tackles and no doubt he probably won some headers too. I hate the way these players come from other clubs bringing their scabby way of playing football with them. We'll soon knock those rough edges off him. Banfield also talks about how the club will help young players who aren't going to make the grade at Arsenal find a new club. I suppose it has to be a big part of how the youth operation goes as so few actually make the grade. Adebayor pumpkinNot much else happening as all our players are away preparing to get injured for their countries. The training ground is a quiet place. There's only Arsene, Almunia, Denilson and Rosicky who are passing the time by making Hallowe'en decorations. Rosicky's pumpkin Adebayor face is apparently quite terrifying and merely looking at it caused Tomas's good hamstring to snap right in two. But don't worry, he's on course for a first team start in December. 2012. Until tomorrow, Arsebandits.]]>
    2357 2008-10-08 09:00:10 2008-10-08 09:00:10 open open ramsey-transfer-speculation-and-sylvesters-debut publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Times are tough for poor old Willy G (but at least he's not Kenny G) http://arseblog.net/2008/10/09/times-are-tough-for-poor-old-willy-g-but-at-least-hes-not-kenny-g/ Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2355 He says:
    I would close my eyes if I would say I am strong. That would mean I don't recognise I did have a few bad performances - as recently with my club against Hull City. Maybe I feel a little tired. Do I experience the most difficult period since I joined Arsenal? We could say yes. Above all I miss consistency. One match is good, the other one is not so good. However, I am doing everything to get to my best again.
    To be honest, and being as fair as I can as I'm not much of a Gallas fan (I know, this is a shock to many of you), I don't think he's ever shown the kind of form people expected from him. Despite some important goals the defensive side of his game has been pretty underwhelming since he joined from Chelsea. He's cost us goals and points this season and as captain he has to take responsibility for that. On the plus side it's good that he's aware of his lack of form and isn't trying to brush it under the carpet but as I've mentioned before I think there's an element of complacency in his game. He knows he's going to play every week no matter how badly he plays the week before. However, you could also say that we're not set up to get the best out of Gallas, or Toure for that matter. Both of them prefer to play alongside a more traditional, physical centre-half and I don't think it's any coincidence that Gallas's best form at the club coincided with a run in the team beside Philippe Senderos. We've seen Kolo thrive beside both Senderos and Sol Campbell and Gallas at Chelsea was better at centre half because he had Terry as his partner. To me that's the fundamental issue and until we do something about it we're always going to be vulnerable at the back. To compound his woes this week PSG midfielder Jerome Rothen has written a book in which Gallas is called 'Mr Bean', accused of stealing from a teammate and being somewhat slow academically. Here's a sample:
    At school he was a right wally – he would sit at the back of the class as far away from the blackboard as possible. One day the maths teacher gave us a test – she knew that William understood nothing about maths, so she allowed him to use the textbook. But even with the book under his nose he still only got four out of 20!
    Rothen refers to Gallas a 'lovely guy' but as you might expect the Arsenal captain isn't too pleased about it and wants to go on TV to explain. It does seem a bit spiteful. I mean, he's hardly the first footballer to struggle academically and I think everyone of us would have stories we don't want aired in public about our school days. Like the bloke in my French class who begged to be allowed go to the doctor but the teacher wouldn't let him and when he stopped whimpering and passed out and was taken to hospital it was discovered he'd twisted his testicles and needed 26 stitches in his ballbag. Anyway, there's an old French saying which seems to fit Gallas's situation. I just don't know what that saying is in French. In English we say C'est la vie. Robin van Persie is out of the Dutch squad with a hamstring injury. Splendid, it was in this very international break last year that van Persie picked up an injury that would keep him out for most of the season. At least that happened in a game. This time it was in training. There's no news of how long he'll be out for but a hammy is usually 2-3 weeks for a regular strain. Of course Robin has probably Rosickyed his and will be out until infinity. Rio Ferdinand says Manuel Almunia shouldn't be picked for England. This is weird. That's twice inside 24 hours I've found myself agreeing with Ferdinand (first here) and it's making me feel all funny. Bleurgh. He should make like David Byrne and stop making sense. Right, not much else happening so I'll leave it there. More with an Arsecast, of sorts, tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    2355 2008-10-09 09:00:37 2008-10-09 09:00:37 open open times-are-tough-for-poor-old-willy-g-but-at-least-hes-not-kenny-g publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Injury woes, YouTube stars + Arsecast 95 with Amy Lawrence http://arseblog.net/2008/10/10/injury-woes-youtube-stars-arsecast-95-with-amy-lawrence/ Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2352 with a thigh injury and apparently this has added to Arsene Wenger's woes. It strikes me it might be quite convenient for the manager. He can change things around in his defence without having to drop his captain, which is always a difficult thing to do. That's providing the injury keeps him out of our games and not just the French ones, of course. If that is the case it'll be interesting to see who comes in. Will he bring in Djourou who will add height and pace to the centre of the defence or will he play it safe and bring in Sylvester to add some funk? I know who I'd play and it wouldn't be the fishfaced disco queen but we all know how conservative Arsene at times. Nevertheless, it's an indication of how poor Gallas has been that nobody is bemoaning the injury in the same way we would if it were an important player like Cesc, for example. Meanwhile Robert Pires has urged the French Football Federation to bring in Arsene Wenger to replace Raymond Domenech. There's no love lost between the two, Pires was not selected by Domenech because he was the wrong star sign (no, really) and, of course, Domenech is a poxy cunt who should be sodomised by an angry bear every day of his life. It's a good bit of a rant by Le Bob but I don't see Wenger in international management just yet. You know the Interlull is well and truly upon us when you see stories like 'YouTube star linked with Gunners'. Of course my first thought was that we were going to sign the Chocolate Rain kid to add some depth to the midfield but apparently it's just some cunt who scored a good goal. The story was nearly interesting for a few seconds when I read the name of the team he scored against as Titburger but on second reading it wasn't. If we could sign any YouTube star who would it be? If it were up to me I'd sign the motorbike that blew up Anthea Turner. That's the kind of attitude we're missing at the moment. We need to be more explodey, there's no doubt about it. Lukasz Fabianski says he's happy enough on the Arsenal bench at the moment but insists he's learning and getting better all the time. He also talks about Tomas Rosicky (as Poland play the Czechs on Saturday), saying:
    I hoped we would meet each other at international level this weekend, but that is not going to happen. I am very sorry for him. He loves football and Arsenal have missed him.
    Poor old Tomas. But good old Lukasz. Well, good young Lukasz. And his bowler haircut. Right, enough of the nothing and on to the something that is the Arsecast. On this week's show Amy Lawrence talks sense around my preposterous waffle, the Man in the Bar is there and there's talk of Bourbon creams. Don't ask me. To subscribe to the Arsecast in iTunes simply click here, the direct feed URL is here, to download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3). You can find the arsecast archives here. And you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Finally for today, and as I completely forgot to put it in the Arsecast coz I am Johnny Forgetful at the moment - congratulations to David "Cassmahass" Casson, occasional arsebloggerer and friend of Boghog (which is not unlike friend of Dorothy I'm told), on his nuptials which take place today. Wishing you many hours of happiness. Ok then Arsebandits, have yourselves a good Friday and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    2352 2008-10-10 09:00:16 2008-10-10 09:00:16 open open injury-woes-youtube-stars-arsecast-95-with-amy-lawrence publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Adebayor's flip-flops, Hleb still an annoying twat http://arseblog.net/2008/10/11/adebayors-flip-flops-hleb-still-an-annoying-twat/ Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2350 new reports say he's going to go back because he's concerned about the future of the club. That man changes his mind more often than the weather. Than the weather changes, not the weather changes its mind because the weather doesn't have a mind. Apart from typhoons, they have a limited mind which experts say can change but not as frequently as Adebayor's. 11.45am, Adebayor household: That's it. I am never playing for Togo again. 11.46am, Adebayor household: Ok, I am playing for them again. 11.47am, Adebayor household: I hate porridge 11.48am, Adebayor household: Mmmmm, porridge. It's so good. Perhaps we can give it a name. Someone who flip-flops, as they politicians might say, can be said to be 'Adebayoring'. Next time one of your friends goes back on a decision they've made you can say 'Hey, stop Adebayoring, you cunt'. We should run a book on how many times he retires from international football during his Arsenal career. That's a couple so far, isn't it? I say five times, before he decides to leave us, then decides to stay just moments later. Bacary Sagna makes some remarks about defence and says Arsenal 'went through' a bad patch. God bless his optimism but I'm not sure the use of the past tense is quite accurate just yet. Alexander Hleb has been talking to the Spanish press and spoke about his close relationship with Cesc. El Mundo asked him if he'd try and convince Cesc to come back to Barcelona. He said:
    I don't stop insisting that he should come back to Barcelona but he insists he's happy at Arsenal and with Arsene Wenger. I'll keep going till he changes his mind! If it did happen I think it would be great for Barcelona.
    Dear Hleb, cunt off and shut the fuck up. yours most sincerely indeed, arseblogger. Right, that's that. I must procure things for a fried breakfast. Then fry the breakfast. Then eat the breakfast. Till tomorrow. ps - I'm aware the arses are completely fucked. Bear with me while I try to get it sorted. Thanks.]]>
    2350 2008-10-11 09:00:26 2008-10-11 09:00:26 open open adebayors-flip-flops-hleb-still-an-annoying-twat publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Stick your capi up your arse + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/10/12/stick-your-capi-up-your-arse-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2347 Speaking about last season's Birmingham meltdown he said:
    Of course, some of my Arsenal team-mates could not have appreciated my behaviour against Birmingham. I had to state my authority again and today when I motivate them before a match, they say; 'Capi, we need you, we are following you'.
    Capi? CAPI? What is he, something out of Heidi or some outdated kids TV show? 'Oh Capi, won't you hear me? Capi, I say, Capi, is there anything I can do for you, Capi?' Capi? Get. To. Fuck. And what does he mean about stating his authority? He has about as much authority as a terrified, newly qualified teacher in the remedial class. He then goes on to talk about the difference between Arsenal and Chelsea, where he spent so many years, let's never forget, saying:
    Before Arsenal, I spent six years at Chelsea. That team was capable of getting ugly wins. If we had an opportunity to win a cup, we would never miss it. There I became imbued with the winning culture, which doesn't exist yet at Arsenal.
    It fucking existed before you came along, you big cunt. And if you're the captain and you're going around making them call you Capi, isn't it your fucking job to ensure that culture exists? Imagine if he'd thrown that kind of a tantrum while at Chelsea, he'd have had his head kicked in by some of his colleagues, cunts though they are. Sitting on the pitch and abandoning your teammates is not the action of a winner, that's not how you 'imbue' a winning culture. It's the action of a self-indulgent, primadonna who has all the intelligence of a shoe. A tramp's shoe at that. He reckons the criticism of him went too far. I don't think it went far enough. I don't think the club should have tolerated that kind of behaviour from the man charged with leading the team. He should have been stripped of the captaincy and quite possibly his skin. Then rolled around in salt. The cunt. Honestly, he has all the leadership skills of a dead guide dog and we're seeing what happens when you fail to have leadership on the pitch. You lose games you should win. If affects the rest of the team and it's quite obvious we miss someone who will encourage people and get them going when a game is slipping away from us. The only thing I can remember Gallas doing is jumping up and down with anger when the Sunderland goal went in - obviously he was quite within his rights to do that because, for once, he wasn't responsible for us conceding. Take the fucking captaincy off him. From what certain players have said it's obvious they don't see him as a captain and anyone who uses the word 'Capi' is just not somebody you want to have anything to do with. Capi? Fuck right off with your Capi. The Gallas experiment has failed, Arsene. Accept it, change it, move on. Otherwise we're going to keep suffering. The News of the World reports that Alisher Usmanov, the big, fat cunt, is considering selling his stake in Arsenal. Apparently the oligarchs have taken a massive hit in these trouble stock market days and he realises he's never going to take over now. The article also says that Danny Fiszman and Lady Nina Bracewell have made it clear they want to sell their shares which is, of course, complete bollocks. But how lovely would it be if Usmanov found himself strapped for cash and then Fat Tony sent his boys around to work him over to get it back and as he was being thrashed to within an inch of his life his fat, Man United supporting heart burst in his chest? Oh, it's the simple corners of the imagination that bring us so much pleasure. I bet Usmanov never had anyone call him 'Capi' though. Emmanuel Adebayor scored four goals for Togo against Swaziland yesterday. Although anyone could score four against Swaziland. Apart from all the other players on the Togo team. There don't appear to have been any other Arsenal goalscorers yesterday. Not much else happening so I'll leave it there for today. Enjoy your Sunday, the sun is shining here in Dublin so I might even wander into town and have a stroll around. Till tomorrow. And remember, Capi is for cappers.]]>
    2347 2008-10-12 09:00:43 2008-10-12 09:00:43 open open stick-your-capi-up-your-arse-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Defensive injuries mount and other non-Arsenal guff http://arseblog.net/2008/10/13/defensive-injuries-mount-and-other-non-arsenal-guff/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2344 injury worries over Johann Djourou who seems unlikely to play for Switzerland in midweek. This will leave us with just Toure and Sylvester for the centre-half position, although Alex Song can play there too. Still, a change is as good as a rest, or something, but Djourou, even at his tender age, does appear to be a bit injury prone, doesn't he? As well as that it seems Bacary Sagna is out of France's game this week (thanks, Ollie). No idea how serious the problem is but it'd be just typical if it was discovered one of his legs was about to fall off. Robin van Persie's hamstring strain must have been quite mild indeed as he's being considered for Holland's game against Norway. And Theo Walcott has called for England fans to be patient after his spectactular failure against Kazakhstan. After scoring a hat-trick against Croatia he managed a paltry no goals against Borat FC. Talk about a flash in the pan. Seriously, we should sell him. To Colchester. That's how low his stock has fallen. At least he's not Ashley Cole though. Which is good. I remember meeting a man who was a Sp*rs fan who loved Phil Collins and every day he chewed chewing gum with his mouth open and his breath stank of garlic and Juicy Fruit and he was arrested for raping puppies and he was one of those people who would sit on a bus and play music from his mobile phone without using any headphones so all you got was this tinny racket and he always had crusted snot around his nose and he thought Tom Hanks was a great actor and Jeffrey Archer was a great writer and every time he'd talk bits of his garlic Juicy Fruit spit would come out and hit you in the eye and I remember thinking 'Well, at least he's not Ashley Cole'. And that's really about all there is in terms of Arsenal news. Not much I know. But I am merely the chef, if the ingredients aren't up to scratch there's not a lot I can do about it. Today's ingredients have been soggy lettuce, a gone off strip of quick-fry beef and a potato with blight (which could cause me to emigrate at any moment). Speaking of moving I had a mad dream last night that I had moved back into my old apartment in Barcelona. Unfortunately I hadn't told the landlord and was worried that after moving all the stuff in he wouldn't rent the place to me. Fortunately one of the moving men turned out to be a woman who was part of the Barcelona royal family (beats me - apparently she was working as a removal man just to prove to them she could make her way in the world) who took kindly to my offer of beer and promised to have her father, the king, sort things out with the landlord. Then I was riding down some steps on a quad bike and I nearly ran over a kid. Weird. For those of you who have issues with this week's Arsecast on iTunes please make sure you're using the new and correct iTunes URL which is this one. There's also a bit of an issue with the RSS file which I'll try and get sorted later today, but in the meantime you can just download directly from Friday's post. Right, hopefully there'll be more to talk about tomorrow. In the meantime you can amuse yourself in the warm brownosity of today's Arses]]> 2344 2008-10-13 09:00:57 2008-10-13 09:00:57 open open defensive-injuries-mount-and-other-non-arsenal-guff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Nada. Zilch. Zip. http://arseblog.net/2008/10/14/nada-zilch-zip/ Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2341 Och bonny lad, nae blog tae be blogged when there's nae thing tae blog aboot It might be not be that old, in fairness. And it might not actually be a saying at all. In fact it might all be a figment of my imagination. Just like entire right hand side of Alex Song's body. As you'll have gathered there's not a great deal going on. Yesterday's Mirror linked us with Peter Varney, an exciting young centre-half who can head the ball. Actually, he's Charlton's ex-chief executive and he's apparently on our list for the vacant position at the Arsenal. That's the vacant chief exec position and not the centre-half one. It seems to have been a long process in finding somebody. There was the Celtic guy who turned it down, a Vodafone bloke, whatsherface from Birmingham and weatherman Michael Fish. Yet still we're no closer to making the announcement. I bet we'll announce it today, just to make me look like a right chump. Is the fact that Aaron Ramsey is going to make his full Wales debut in November interesting to anyone? Maybe it'll be interesting in November. They should have the second round of internationals on a Tuesday, you know. That'd give them more time to get back to their clubs for treatment to their injuries. On the plus side our winter league starts tonight. First match of the astro season kicks off at 9pm. I swear, Division 10 won't know what's hit them. I am looking forward to it although I fear my pre-season preparations haven't been quite as good as they might have been. You know the way in beer all the sugar turns to alcohol to give it that delicious booze taste? Well, I'm hoping all the alcohol turns into little energy cubes or something. If that happens then we're all set, not a worry in the world. Otherwise ... well .... hmmmm .... Right, there really is only so far I can stretch this nothing. I shall be off to await today's budget in Ireland in which the government will screw us for as much money as they can. Time to fill up the petrol tank, buy up booze at pre-budget prices, and sharpen my sticking stick for the next time a politician calls to my door. What a pack of cunts. Till tomorrow.]]> 2341 2008-10-14 09:00:52 2008-10-14 09:00:52 open open nada-zilch-zip publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Injuries + the love of a football club by a corpulent Uzbeki http://arseblog.net/2008/10/15/injuries-the-love-of-a-football-club-by-a-corpulent-uzbeki/ Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2339 Robin van Persie will be in action for the Dutch of Holland tonight and he seems to have recovered very quickly from a hamstring strain. Either that or he's saying he's fine when he isn't. But he insists he's learned from his mistakes in the past when he said he was fine when he wasn't. He says:
    I have been injured a lot lately but whatever the outside world says is not important to me. I just want to be fit and play as many games as I can. The entire pre-season went well at Arsenal and in the league too. Picking up a hamstring injury can happen to any player at the moment.
    Yes, yes it can. I'm running a book on him picking up an injury in tonight's game. 2-1 thigh strain, evens calf strain, 4-5 knee ligament damage, and Ebola at 8-1 is proving a popular bet. Another one of our lads who keeps the doctors busy is Tomas Rosicky. We know his hamstring is a bit fucked but recent reports said he had been hospitalised with headaches after receiving injections to speed his recovery. His agent insists that is not true and says:
    Everything is going according to the plan. Tomas' first comeback was rash, now we are treating the situation more carefully. The team of specialists that cares for Tomas, has been enlarged by another specialist which means the player will be cared for at the best level.
    I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. It might be a case of 'Hmmm, John. Any chance you could come over and have a look at this?'. 'What is it Dr Nick?'. 'I just do not have a clue'. Still, two heads are better than one. Unless you're a mutant baby in which case it will mean certain death. Alisher Usmanov was reportedly thinking about selling his stake in Arsenal but the fat, sweaty cunthound insists this is not true. In fact, he's rather taken with us, saying:
    When a man loves a woman he can't conceivably sell that love. I'm in love with Arsenal. I have no intention of selling
    What a horrible bastard. Love, as one fine singer in the 80s said, is contagious. But so are genital warts. And love can be a one-sided thing. Like the man who loves a woman but the woman doesn't love the man but the man stalks the woman, pesters her with phone calls and filthy messages until the woman is forced to take out a restraining order because the man is a disgusting creep. That's the kind of love that's going on here. Usmanov is showing up unannounced at our door, sending flowers to our work and making sure everyone sees and sending cards saying 'We're meant to be together forever. And if I can't have you, nobody else can'. I would urge all Arsenal fans to start carrying mace and if you see Usmanov then spray it right in his eyes. It's the only way he'll learn. The flabby, repellent, Man United supporting flangebasher. Aaron Ramsey had a rather good game for Wales U21s last night. He scored an absolute belter with his left foot and made another goal. You can check out highlights here but I suggest skipping over the first little bit as it shows Tom Crapplestone scoring a shit free kick. Get Ramsey in the team, I say. Some youngster called Jason Banton has left the club to join Blackburn. I read somewhere that he also left us as an even younger kid to join Sp*rs before coming back. The kid is obviously deranged, like a reverse Bentley. Right, well that's about that. I'm off to stock up on mace, it's about the only thing that hasn't gone up in the budget here. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2339 2008-10-15 09:00:22 2008-10-15 09:00:22 open open injuries-the-love-of-a-football-club-by-a-corpulent-uzbeki publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc says exactly what we've all been sayingCesc says exactly what we've all been saying http://arseblog.net/2008/10/16/cesc-says-exactly-what-weve-all-been-sayingcesc-says-exactly-what-weve-all-been-saying/ Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2336 Cesc says:
    Our squad is a bit short on numbers and we are very young. Behind me there is Denilson, who is 20, or Alex Song who is 21. Theo Walcott is 19 and Samir Nasri 21. It's hard to imagine a midfield where I am the oldest member. We find it very hard to win matches, as we do not possess enough experience.
    That last line in particular is a killer. You hardly need reminding of the experience we let go last season. But I'm gonna do it anyway! Gilberto - gone, not replaced. Diarra - gone, not replaced. Flamini - gone, not replaced. And it's obviously affecting Cesc's game, something he alludes to himself:
    I scored 13 goals last season but then I had plenty of allies. Tomas Rosicky was around, Mathieu Flamini covered every blade of grass and Alexander Hleb was like a brother to me out there. Now none of those players are in the side and I feel like a rare being. We are more defensive-minded and sturdy as a team but we don't play so much skilful stuff.
    Well, Rosicky is still around, he's just in a wheelchair. And while I appreciate Cesc and Hleb were good mates I think in Nasri we've replaced him with a more efficient player. But the big gap in the squad is obviously in the centre of the park and a player with Flamini's workrate and drive is what we miss most, in my opinion. Let's face it, Cesc isn't saying anything that we haven't been saying. And he's not being critical of the young players, just stating the facts. I think we're expecting far too much from Denilson and Song who have done all right but just all right. They've done as well as two players with such limited experience can be expected to do but the bottom line is that we're weak in central midfield. It would also be true to say that most of our woes this season have come from players who have far more experience and while that is true having a better midfield makes it easier for you to recover from the mistakes at the back that have cost us goals. Perhaps the return of Diaby might prove to be a fillup for the team but then counting on Diaby to stay fit is like expecting Phil Collins not be a bald irritating cunt. Anyway, I'm not here to flog the dead horse. The horse is long dead and I'm not the only one that has been flogging it. It was long dead before Cesc got his flog out and gave it a good flogging but hopefully it will make the manager do something about it in January. Otherwise we might as well all start flogging each other because it'll be less painful. Reports in Spain say Pep Guardiola is willing to let Yaya Toure leave Barcelona. Could he be the answer? Yes, he could, if the question is 'Who is the midfielder we have been linked with the most without ever signing just because his brother plays for us?'. Manuel Almuni is a confusing man. He says the chances for young players at Arsenal are 'less and less' (¿ que?) but says Carlos Vela is a very charming fighter. El Matador de Cancún. El Goleador. La Chupacabra de futbol. Just some of the nicknames we could use for young Carlos. But we won't. Why would we when Carlos Candle is top of the pile? So there you go. Not much else to tell you about really. As I said there'll be team news ahead of the Everton game tomorrow and an Arsecast so tune in then. Have a good Thursday.]]>
    2336 2008-10-16 09:00:38 2008-10-16 09:00:38 open open cesc-says-exactly-what-weve-all-been-sayingcesc-says-exactly-what-weve-all-been-saying publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Injuries, doubts, Cesc + Arsecast 96 http://arseblog.net/2008/10/17/injuries-doubts-cesc-arsecast-96/ Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2334 Cesc has clarified his comments from yesterday saying he's 100% behind the boss and his young team mates. He says:
    Arsène has built an unbelievable squad here. We have great spirit and I have complete trust in the manager’s policy. Yes we do have a lot of young players, but they have all shown they can handle it at the top level in the Premier League and Champions League. It’s hard to imagine I’m one of the oldest players at the Club now but it will be a privilege to help guide some of these youngsters through. We’re the envy of every other club and it’s so exciting to be a part of that.
    As I said yesterday I didn't think he was being critical, merely stating the facts. And that he's come out so quickly to ensure there's no negative spin put on what he said is a measure of his character. Cesc for captain? Fuck that, Cesc for Master of the Universe. That's what I say. Craig Bellamy bigs up Aaron Ramsey. Which is a bit like ...erm... being bigged up by ... er ... a thick necked cunt with legs of balsa wood. You see. In a bid to get himself fit I'm told Tomas Rosicky is now practicing yoga (cheers, Mart). Well, it can't hurt, can it? Not much else going on so it's Arsecast time. In this week's show I chat to Goodplaya about Everton and other stuff, Arsene Wenger Hawkins is back, the Man in the Bar pops up somewhere, Amaury Bischoff PI receives an unwelcome visitor and there's the usual waffle. There were some people who had problems last week with it on iTunes so please make sure you're subscribed to the correct one, which you can do by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (12mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right then, have a good Friday and get yourself prepared for the return of football tomorrow. Can. Not. Wait.]]>
    2334 2008-10-17 09:00:53 2008-10-17 09:00:53 open open injuries-doubts-cesc-arsecast-96 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Wenger bullish pre-Everton, Theo tired + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/10/18/wenger-bullish-pre-everton-theo-tired-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2330 We have talent, we have youth, therefore I believe we have enough quality to do it. We lack experience in some areas, I would not deny that. But you can’t have everything. I believe we can compensate for that with desire to win. It is right we are young but I don’t believe we lost hard games because we were young, it was because of defensive mistakes. That's absolutely true. It was the experienced players that caused us problems so far this season but my counter argument to that would be that with a better midfield it gives you a better to chance to recover from those mistakes. But that's neither here nor there and we've said as much as we need to say about that in the last little while. If we can cut out the mistakes at the back then we're going to be in a much better position to win, or at least not lose, games. With Gallas out for the next two games it means a chance for Sylvester to come in and add some open-mouthedness to the centre of the defence. It looks as if Theo is going to start from the bench after playing two games for England. Arsene says:
    Theo came back from England available to play but I might rest him. We play Tuesday again, that’s four games in 10 days. I felt that Walcott went away with England already tired after the Sunderland game. He’s the kind of player who plays with a lot of energy. Every time he goes, he goes 100 per cent.
    From the way things are being reported on the official site it looks as if Denilson will move to the right hand side and Alex Song will play in the middle alongside Cesc. It does leave us a bit unbalanced but we've often seen Arsene play a central player on the right of midfield. Cesc has done it, I remember a time when Gilberto was played out there quite a bit. Nevertheless the boss has been bigging up Theo, saying he's more advanced at his age than Lionel Messi was and that he's much stronger than he used to be. The comments about Messi will raise some eyebrows no doubt. The boss cites Theo's movement off the ball as being better than the Argentine but Messi is outrageously gifted with the ball which, I suppose, more than makes up for it. It's exciting to think that Theo might develop into a player as effective as Messi though. I'm a little wet thinking about that. Both Cesc and Robin van Persie are available today and we need our strikers to step up. The form of Adebayor and van Persie has been somewhat patchy and we really need them, as two of the more experienced players in the team, to find their not just their shooting boots but their hard working boots too. Three points are absolutely vital today, that almost goes without saying. As the manager says we've given ourselves a bit of a handicap in the race for the title and he knows we can't have any more slip-ups. Especially at home. As the Breakfast Club said we have to get right on track. And words of wisdom from the 80s don't come any more succinct than that. Celtic's Peter Lawwell explains why he turned down the chance to become Arsenal's Chief Exec. I suppose as a Celtic fan it must be hard to think about leaving. I'd be more interested in hearing his explanation about why he feels the need for two Ws in his name though. Talk about ostentatious. The Mirror links us again with Welsh goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey. He currently plays for Wolves. Right, well that's about that in terms of news. It's all about positive thinking and getting those three points on the board. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2330 2008-10-18 09:00:25 2008-10-18 09:00:25 open open wenger-bullish-pre-everton-theo-tired-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 3-1 Everton: A good win but still questions to be asked http://arseblog.net/2008/10/19/arsenal-3-1-everton-a-good-win-but-still-questions-to-be-asked/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2326 Everton had one cleared off the line as our weakness from high balls was exposed again while van Persie had our best chance of the first half, Twitchy Tim making a good save. At half-time there was a chorus of disapproval from the home fans, those that had stayed to watch the end of the half anyway, and it was very worrying. The manager said something though at half-time and in the second we were much, much better. Theo Walcott came on for Kolo Toure who had injured his shoulder and his presence on the pitch certainly unsettled Everton. We scored quite quickly too. Just three minutes after the restart the ball fell to Nasri just outside the D and he low shot nestled in the bottom corner. Just what we needed. Walcott created a good chance for van Persie but he whacked it over with his right foot. There then followed some aggro with Arsenal player aggrieved at Tony Hibbert's tackle on Denilson. The Everton man came flying right through the Brazilian. He may have gotten the ball but it was from behind and dangerous. When confronted by Gael Clichy he then grabbed our left back by the throat. The result, a yellow card. Shit refeering from Peter Walton. Hibbert should have been sent off. Arsenal's mood was not helped when Walton gave a goal kick when van Persie was obviously pulled down in the area - a more stonewall penalty you won't see this year. But van Persie had the last laugh when, after Adebayor's clumsiness saw him spurn a chance and Cesc's subsequent shot was saved by Howard, he nodded home from 6 yards to put us in front. We then lost Nasri to a thigh injury with Abou Diaby coming on in his place. The game was made safe right at the death when some nice interplay between Walcott and Diaby saw Theo arrow one between Howard's legs to make it 3-1. Relief all round and the three points secured. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    What was very important today was that the team has shown personality by being 1-0 down. We played our season today, we could not afford to drop a point. The way we responded when we were 1-0 down was of course vital. I wasn’t nervous at half time because I had confidence and belief that we would change the game.
    I think he must have been the only one who wasn't nervous. The fans were and you could see some of the players were too. Defensively we have some real issues. I think Sylvester did pretty well for the most part, after a shaky start but some of the problems we have are just down to doing the basics. Look at Lescott's header which Clichy cleared off the line. Everton played a short corner to Baines who had all the time in the world to drop in his cross. Why did nobody pick him up? Why was nobody awake to the threat in the first place? The way we were opened up for Osman's goal was very worrying too. It wasn't like it was incredible forward play. It was simple pass and move stuff which we didn't cope with at all. Osman won't score an easier goal in his life and you have to wonder how we'll cope when we face teams whose movement and interplay in the final third is so much better than Everton's. It does seem churlish to criticise after a win so I'm not going to say a lot more that's negative. All I will say is that I wish Bendtner was fit because I'd like to see him get a little run of games ahead of Adebayor whose form is clearly not as good as it should be. I'd also prefer to see the manager play players in their best positions and not hope to muddle through using utility players to plug the gaps. On the positive side Nasri got another goal (perhaps balanced by another injury) and again he looks, to me at least, like a much more productive player than Hleb ever was. Theo scored and caused all kinds of problems to the Everton defence and, of course, to come back from 1-0 down at home and win is always a good thing, even if being behind in the first place is hardly idea. The three points yesterday were absolutely vital though with United, Chelsea and Liverpool all winning. If we can sort ourselves out against the so-called lesser lights of the league then it's going to be the games against these sides that sort out the title. We go into Tuesday night's game with something approaching an injury crisis though. It seems Kolo's injury is ligament damage to the shoulder and according to the boss it doesn't look good. We may have Djourou back and Bendtner so that'd be something but the already thin squad is really being stretched at the moment. We'll find out more in the next day or so about the Champions League game. In a quick Sunday round-up the News of the World reports Cesc has turned down an improved contract from the club, 'paving the way' for his exit at the end of the season. Shut up, News of the Cunts and stop trying to ruin my Sunday. Normally you'd dismiss the stuff from the NotW as bollocks but with his agent now Dein Jr and the fact they have a little bit of history in leaking stuff to papers for their own benefit I'm slightly less dismissive about it. Anyway, the bottom line is this: the best way for Arsenal to ensure Cesc stays at the club is to build a team capable of winning trophies. If we build it he will stay. Update: Cesc is the most awesome human being on the planet. The ink is barely dry on the News of the World's first edition and he's already dismissed it as 'mischief making', saying:
    A newspaper report suggesting that I have rejected a new contract is untrue. The article is just mischief-making. Everybody knows I have a long-term contract and that I am happy here. I'm focussed on doing my best for Arsenal.
    Even Ming the Merciless would make this man captain of the universe. Julio Baptista talks about his time in London and at Arsenal. 'The Beast' will play for Roma against Chelsea this week. May he score many and injure many. And that's really about it. It's good to get a win under our belts, no matter how nerve-wracking it was. Onwards and upwards, arsechums.]]>
    2326 2008-10-19 09:00:56 2008-10-19 09:00:56 open open arsenal-3-1-everton-a-good-win-but-still-questions-to-be-asked publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's the Robin van Persie show http://arseblog.net/2008/10/20/its-the-robin-van-persie-show/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2323 It will be really tough out there. I experienced it a few years ago and the fans are amazing. It was really aggressive. You have to deal with the atmosphere. It’s not nice but if you play for Arsenal, you have to adapt and just play your game. More on that game tomorrow. Robin has also been talking about the comeback against Everton and he reckons the side is 30-40% mental. Or something. He says:
    The way we came back was fantastic. Once we scored, you could see the heads of the Everton players go down. In football, the mental aspect is really important, maybe more than 30 or 40 per cent. Sometimes it is more important than the way you play.
    I'm not sure where he gets his figures from but he does have a good point. An unwillingness to be beaten is what separates good teams from great teams. Having the mental strength to dig out a result when you're playing poorly is a brilliant thing. So while the result against Everton was great you do wonder where that mental strength was against Fulham and Hull. It's too early to say we've turned any kind of corner yet. The proof will come with the results in the next few weeks. We've often been a team that thrives on momentum but so far this season we have failed to get that going. Fingers crossed we can do that as there are some big games on the horizon. Perhaps the incessant Interlulls haven't helped us and, in today's blog brought to you by the letters R, V and P, Robin says:
    We were fantastic for three-quarters of last season and then suddenly everything fell down. We have learned a lot from that. I prefer it when you can have a good long run with your club team, get together and get results.
    Obviously what they've learned is that in order to not make the same mistake as last season they've decided not to have a good run until a quarter of the season is over. Revolutionary thinking, I like it. That said the disappointing results this season have come pre-Interlull when the squad has been together and not post, as you might expect. Maybe they've all been thinking about how many pairs of underpants they have to pack before they go away. They need to be more focussed on football and less on underpants. You can read more Robin, and Arsene saying he doesn't know what kind of car Theo Walcott is, here. There's a thing - what kind of cars are our players? I don't know enough about cars to even try although Eboue could definitely be a clown car. Right, nothing else to report. Have a good Monday. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Dressing room arguments, Gallas 'injured'? + Hallowe'en Arsecast 98 http://arseblog.net/2008/10/21/dressing-room-arguments-gallas-injured-halloween-arsecast-98/ Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2294 This morning's Sun quotes an 'Arsenal source' who spoke of dressing room discontent after the game against Sp*rs the other night. Sourcey, as I call him, says:
    Everyone was going crazy in the dressing room after the game. There were a lot of raised voices and fingers being pointed. Everyone was blaming each other for Spurs’ two late goals and the manager was as angry as anyone has seen him for a long time.
    Hardly a surprise, is it? I'd be more worried if there weren't some raised voices after a final 4 minutes like that. They say that the crux of the argument was the lack of leadership shown by William Gallas and Mikael Silvestre. That, of course, remains speculative. I suspect the arguing was mostly about throwing away two goals against those cunts. Nevertheless, Emmanuel Adebayor spoke to Arsenal TV and confirmed tempers were raised. He said:
    It's better to wait. There would be a lot of words that we don't have to use and we aren't supposed to use to each other. Then we will get together and tell the truth. The nerves will calm down and everyone will have to accept their critics.
    I wonder what words they're not supposed to use to each other. If I was Arsenal manager I would ban entirely use of the word 'ramekin'. It's a silly word despite the object itself being particularly handy. Still, there's obviously a bit of pointing and blaming and stuff going on within the squad and maybe that's not a bad thing. Maybe it takes the criticism of your peers for you to do something about your attitude or performance. Then again, maybe there are those that don't give a shit what anyone thinks of their performances. The Sun goes on to say that Gallas's hamstring injury is 'convenient' for Arsene Wenger. If we take it at face value the injury provides the manager with the chance to bring back Kolo Toure in defence alongside Sylvester without having to drop the club captain. The other implication is that this isn't really an injury at all and Gallas is being dropped. The Mirror reports that Gallas has ruled himself out of the game after harsh words with the manager. Surely that can't be true. Ok, given the fact it's Gallas it wouldn't surprise me. He's obviously an emotional person, we've seen it before, but for the captain of the club to declare himself 'injured' because he was criticised by the manager? Madness. If it is true then serious questions have to be asked about his position as captain. More serious questions than the ones that exist at the moment, I mean. And I'm being tremendously diplomatic there. I haven't suggested that he should be fired out of a cannon into the sun, or anything. The article goes to say that Gallas, Sylvester and Adebayor were the main targets of the manager's ire with all three set to be 'dropped' for tomorrow. We might then see a central defensive partnership of Kolo + Djourou and, perhaps, Bendtner in up front alongside van Persie. Diaby and Alex Song might also come in to add some strength as we face a Stoke side that is physically quite big and strong. So, it's going to be interesting to hear what Arsene has to say today in his press conference. Of course he won't mention any fights or anything like that. As always he will publicly defend his players but obviously there's been quite a bit of fall-out since Wednesday night. Perhaps the team selections over the coming weeks will give us more of an idea how it all went. Right, on to this week's Arsecast and joining me for a blogchat about Sp*rs and stuff is GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog. Sylvester celebrate his first Arsenal goal, Amaury Bischoff PI is there, the Man in the Bar responds to a recent cover version of his cover version of Barry Manilow's Mandy, and the usual waffle, guff and flapdoodle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Ok, have fun. More tomorrow.]]>
    2294 2008-10-21 09:00:02 2008-10-21 09:00:02 open open dressing-room-arguments-gallas-injured-halloween-arsecast-98 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Fenerbache preview - team news and injury returns http://arseblog.net/2008/10/21/fenerbache-preview-team-news-and-injury-returns/ Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2321 team news ahead of tonight's game. There's good news in that Johan Djourou and Nicklas Bendtner are both included in the squad but as expected Kolo Toure joins Sagna and Gallas on the defensive sidelines. The boss has said that the defence that finished the game against Everton will start tonight so that means Eboue, Song, Sylvester and Clichy across the back. It does seem like a bit of a makeshift defence but our Champions League run to final came about with a defence nobody would have picked at the start of that particular season. Still, there'll be plenty of work for them to do and with Song a more natural centre-half than right back and Eboue a better right back than anything else he's tried then hopefully it won't be too bad. There's a lot of onus on Sylvester as the most experienced defender to show he's got a bit about him. He's been there and done that with United in the Champions League, of course, so it'll be interesting to see how he plays. There's no word yet of Samir Nasri but Arsene has been lauding him, saying he didn't expect so much from him so soon. He says:
    I didn’t count Nasri in here for the first six months of the season, like I do for everybody we buy at such a young age. When you look at the impact he had already here you can say he’s ahead of what I planned for him. He’s doing extremely well and he is already becoming an important player for us and that is why you do not want him to get injured.
    You also don't want him to get injured because the next best player we have for that position, Rosicky, is banjaxed. Hopefully Samir will be fit for tonight though as he does make a real difference to the way we play. With him on the left and Walcott dangerous from the right it gives us the kind of attacking balance we had with Pires and Ljungberg. A genuine threat from both flanks will keep teams on their toes and while it's early days and I'm not trying to compare them too much with their illustrious predecessors the signs are promising. Turkish teams are always dangerous and renowned for the intense atmosphere they create at their grounds. The boss says we won't be intimidated by that but describes it as 'very tough'. We last played Fenerbache en route to the 1980 European Cup Winners Cup final and we won 2-0 over two legs. Am I right in thinking the last time we played any Turkish opposition was in the UEFA Cup final against Galatasaray? We currently lie top of our Champions League group and a win tonight would leave us with 7 points and still two home games left to play. That said a point wouldn't be the end of the world but we spoke about momentum and confidence and going out there and winning the game would be a big boost to the squad, especially when we have so many missing through injury. Fenerbache are coached by Luis Aragones, infamous for his comments to Jose Antonio Reyes about Thierry Henry some years back. Despite not having the best of starts to his career in Turkey he is fresh off the back of winning Euro2008 with Spain and we know he's a wily old fox. Whether or not he has the players to make it truly difficult for us remains to be seen but he'll know exactly what Cesc is capable of and it wouldn't be a surprise to see him tightly marked throughout the game. What we do know is that Fenerbache, in front of their home fans, are going to give it 100% right from the start and we have to be ready for that. We've been a bit of a one half team this season. Sometimes a no half team. We need a good, consistent 90 minute performance tonight. If we can do that then I think we'll win the game. Captain for tonight will be Manuel Almunia. A number of people emailed after the Everton game wondering who had been given the armband when Kolo went off and it was Almunia then too. Obviously the boss has gone for age here. I thought this might have been a decent opportunity for Cesc to lead the team but the manager must have his own reasons. Perhaps he doesn't want to put too much pressure on him (not that I think Cesc would be in any way fazed by it), perhaps he's determined not to bow to pressure from fans or pundits who think Cesc should be captain anyway. I've got no real problem with Almunia having it though, despite the fact I don't think the keeper is ideal as a captain in any team. He's having a decent season and if this gives him more confidence, something he appears to thrive on, then fine. Right, that's about that. Looking forward to this one tonight now. Fingers crossed for a good game and a good result. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2321 2008-10-21 09:00:53 2008-10-21 09:00:53 open open fenerbache-preview-team-news-and-injury-returns publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Five star Arsenal give Fener a good bashing http://arseblog.net/2008/10/22/five-star-arsenal-give-fener-a-good-bashing/ Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2319 The crowd found their voice again when Guiza's shot was deflected in by Sylvester but no sooner had they started to sing than Abou Diaby took advantage of slack defensive work to make it 3-1 with a great left footed shot. Almunia saved from Semih and Guiza and the Spanish striker had a goal ruled out for offside too. I was thinking this might end up 8-6 or something. The second half wasn't quite as goalmungous but it was barely 5 minutes old when we went 4-1 up, Alex Song volleying home after the ball had pinged around the box from Cesc's free kick. Guiza got a goal to make it 4-2 but Aaron Ramsey scored his first Arsenal goal right at the death to make it 5-2. An incredible scoreline when you consider Fenerbache had gone 15 European games unbeaten at home. Not so incredible when you looked at how they defended but still a fantastic win. I have to say I raised an eyebrow at the line-up before the game began. The inclusion of Diaby seemed odd to me but he showed why the manager has brought him back so quickly. Those hoping he might be the answer to our central midfield problems might be disappointed but he does have something about him in the final third and some of his play was surprisingly excellent. I suspect this is how we're going to line up in away ties in the Champions League this season. I thought Almunia had an outstanding game. Perhaps it was the captaincy or perhaps he has just matured into a very decent goalkeeper but whatever it was hats off to him. He's not showy but he's consistent and his saves have kept us in games this season - he deserves the plaudits. I was glad to see Ramsey do well when he came on and his goal was very nicely taken indeed. Theo is proving a real threat from the wing and his goal showed fantastic composure. We spoke last season about how lack of goals from our wingers were a problem but he and Nasri have a decent three each so far. The only negative I'll touch on, and I'll do it very briefly, was the centre of our defence. As good as we were as an attacking force I thought we were very suspect at the back. To me Song really isn't a centre half and Sylvester was, kindly speaking here, extremely rusty. They got caught out on a number of occasions and I'm not sure that's any kind of a partnership I'd be interested in seeing too often. But let's not dwell on that after a great win, rather compliment the two full backs who were very good indeed, Eboue having a decent and committed game. Afterwards the manager said:
    I am very proud of the team. The average age was 23 and I am proud because we came in and tried to dictate the game in a very heated atmosphere. It is very pleasing that they seemed to play with no fear. I am pleased to see it works. We came here and had a go. We started strong, we remained quite strong and we finished strong. Our pace, movement and technique made the difference.
    Theo was also fulsome with his praise of the team and the performance. And at times we really ran them ragged. Poor old fat-arsed Roberto Carlos must have been wishing he'd been anywhere else as he just couldn't cope. Nor could the rest of them in fairness but I've never liked Roberto Carlos so I'm singling him out. So top of the group with 7 points now and two home games still to play. It would be some kind of reverse miracle if we didn't qualify now. The other game in the group saw Kiev beat Porto in Portugal. So, overall a very pleasing night but at the same time I don't think we should get carried away. We've had two good wins in the last few days but we've seen before with this team that on their day they're capable of beating anyone. Remember the Porto result came after the defeat to Hull and was followed by a last gasp draw against Sunderland - so while I hope this will spark a run of good results and performances it remains to be seen whether or not the team can find the consistency we all hope for. In a way I suppose it's nights like last night that make the pissy games against the likes of Hull and Fulham so frustrating. We know what they're capable of and when it doesn't happen it can be difficult to cope with. I know it's a young team and it's difficult to maintain the level of performance week in, week out, but ultimately that's what you have to do if you want to win things. Let's hope last night was a spark and the flame is well and truly ignited now. It remains only to wish Arsene Wenger a happy 59th birthday. Lots of candles on the cake today but after last night I'm sure he won't mind at all. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2319 2008-10-22 09:00:43 2008-10-22 09:00:43 open open five-star-arsenal-give-fener-a-good-bashing publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A Thursday quickie http://arseblog.net/2008/10/23/a-thursday-quickie/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2316 other teams will be scared of playing Arsenal after seeing us lash five past Fenerbache. You might even suggest that Fenerbache were a bit scared after seeing us stick four past Porto. Theo also reckons the European win will help us focus when it comes to the league, saying:
    It definitely does help because the Premier League is important as well. We always want to play well whatever game we play, but we are just looking at every game as it comes, not getting ahead of ourselves and that's all we can do really.
    I can't help but think that another Blackburn type performance in the league would do a lot more for us than the European wins. That one game aside we haven't really put anyone to the sword in the Premier League and a good thumping of someone would send a nice message out. Emmanuel Adebayor talks about winning the Champions League and improving on last season's performance. Perhaps it's a bit premature to talk about winning it just yet. There are plenty of games we need to concentrate on before we get down to the nitty gritty of Europe. We've got two vital London derbies coming up in the space of three days. West Ham away on Sunday then Sp*rs at home on Wednesday evening. What we've done in Europe thus far is now irrelevant and all the focus must be on those two games. Adebayor will, I suppose, have a big part to play. He has replaced Robert Pires in as much as he's taken over the mantle of the bloke who always scores against Sp*rs. In his relatively short Arsenal career he's scored 6 goals against them so far and with his form a bit patchy so far this term he could do with a big goal or two in the next couple of games. Arsenal's AGM takes place today with Stan Kroenke expected to attend. There's no word yet as to whether or not the disgusting, fat, Man United supporting Jabba the Hut looking cunt will be there but I'd be surprised. After the usual presentation there's a Q&A session with the floor being opened up to shareholders. The manager is usually in attendance and I suspect today there might well be some difficult questions regarding the spending, or lack of, during the summer. As always I'll endeavour to bring you an AGM report tomorrow and hopefully there'll be some coverage in tomorrow's Arsecast as well. Not much else happening so I'll leave it there for today. Told you it was a quickie.]]>
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    AGM 2008 + Arsecast 97 AGM special http://arseblog.net/2008/10/24/agm-2008-arsecast-97-agm-special/ Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2314
  • Chairman Peter Hill-Wood assured fans that the club would not sell out to foreign owners, saying "Arsenal runs through my veins and we do not want control handed over to somebody who has not got Arsenal in their blood.Rest assured, we are not going to sell out to the first man who comes along".
  • He also said 'expenditure on players' remains the top priority. Interesting that he didn't say expenditure on transfers.
  • A new MD will be appointed 'fairly shortly'. The delay is down to making sure they find the right person and not being 'inept'.
  • Stan Kroenke was officially introduced as a member of the Arsenal board
  • Three new busts were unveiled - Denis Hill-Wood, Herbert Chapman (as the old one remains at Highbury) and Arsene Wenger.
  • Arsene Wenger won't rule out January signings but has urged fans to be more vocal in support of the young team, saying younger players need more help from the crowd.
  • Eduardo is set to return to full training in about three weeks and once he builds some match fitness will be available for selection. Good news. Not so good for Rosicky whose return is now expected 'after Christmas'. Which year was not revealed.
  • There was more and I'll come to that in a little bit. The main bit from a fan's point of view is the manager's call for more support for the team. He said to those attending the AGM:
    You are all very quiet, a little bit like the game on Saturday. It is a recession mood, but it will not last, do not worry. Instead of showing resentment, we have to believe in our team, more than ever because this team will deliver. But the younger you are, the more you need support and the belief in the quality of these young players. I ask you as well to be proud of them and to show your support. At the moment I do not feel that either from the media or our supporters that this team gets the support that it deserves.
    In black and white those are fairly strong words but I'm told Arsene was very passionate when delivering them, not angry or anything like it. I think the headlines saying Wenger has 'attacked' or 'lambasted' the fans are well over the top. Typical media shit stirring, of course. I don't think too many fans would argue that atmosphere in the ground could improve at times, especially when the team is losing. I touch on this in the Arsecast but there's a level of expectation built by the manager that makes it hard when you're losing to Hull for people to sing and shout. And I think there's probably a lack of belief in the team at times. It's easier to get behind the side when you know they're capable of turning a game around. Perhaps this team is suffering a bit because of that, we're not sure if they can. Anyway, the manager wants more from the fans, the fans want more from the players. We all want more - but sometimes you have be a giver before you can be a taker. I think that's the message anyway. The AST have backed the manager's calls, saying:
    We believe that through the use of giveaways such as red and white scarves, better music and using the scoreboard that the club and fans could improve the atmosphere. Wenger himself should appeal to the fans for more support. As his performance at today's AGM demonstrated he is passionate and persuasive about his players.
    It's an interesting debate and one that I think everyone is going to have a view on. Even the most passionate fans in the world sit on their hands when their team is losing, look at how quiet it went in Turkey the other night, but it would be great if the Grove was louder and more passionate at times. There was a voicemail during the week for the Arsecast which I didn't have time to include on this week's show talking about how away fans were allowed to stand and jump around whereas home fans are more strictly 'stewarded' by the club. Something worth discussing? Remember your thoughts on this or any other matter are always welcome on the Arsecast hotline - details below. Anyway, there's more on the AGM in today's Arsecast. In other news Robin van Persie says Eduardo's return is vital and that we need the Crozilian back. I maintain if he hadn't been injured last season we'd have won the league. Obviously we may need to give him time to get himself sorted once he starts playing again. Will he be affected by the injury physically and mentally? Arsene has been talking a lot about what a strong character he is so fingers crossed he can find his shooting boots as quickly as possible. I'm looking forward to seeing him back. Team news ahead of West Ham sees Gallas and Toure fit again but Sagna's return will not happen until the midweek game against Sp*rs. Dennis Bergkamp wants to come back to Arsenal and be a coach. *creams pants* Watching that interview there on the BBC makes me all wistful and somewhat teary. I love Dennis. Why couldn't he have just stayed 29 forever? WHY? Right then, today's Arsecast. On the show I chat to Tim Payton of the AST about the AGM, he was there, and we cover stuff like the finances, the property side of things, our wage bill, Kroenke, Usmanov, Arsene's plea for more support and a book handed out by the AST called 'Custodianship at Arsenal'. It's interesting stuff. As well as that there's a player history from the Man in the Bar and Sylvester reflects upon his debut. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right so, that's that. More in the mañana.]]>
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    Gallas is smokin', but not in a good way + Saturday round up http://arseblog.net/2008/10/25/gallas-is-smokin-but-not-in-a-good-way-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2311 I don't like that. I will check that with him. He has a responsibility as captain of Arsenal Football Club. That cannot be accepted. It is a public job with a public responsibility and therefore it is exactly the same for everybody. I would disagree with the statement in that it's not the same for everybody. It's different for the captain simply because he's the captain. He is the one who is supposed to lead and set the example. Now, I know some people will say 'Tony Adams, alcoholic, crashed his car, went to jail', and they'd be right. He certainly did crash his car and go to jail. However, I'd qualify that by saying that Adams was perhaps a victim of the era in which he played and captained the side. There was a drinking culture throughout English football at that time and he fell foul of that. Also, he absolutely never, ever let us down on the pitch. He was a real captain, someone who would give 100% every single time, every single game. Nobody's saying he was perfect or that he performed at a high level each week but he always gave you everything during a game. I'm not sure that even the most staunch Gallas supporters could say that of the Frenchman. He hardly got caught up in the smoking culture, did he? The Tuesday Night Benson & Hedges club. With the Irish lads smoking twenty Major. The article about this on Arsenal.com makes pains to point out that the cigarette was unlit. Well there's only one reason you have an unlit cigarette in your mouth and that's to light it. Of course smoking isn't great for players and in the grand scheme of things it's not a big deal. However, it becomes just another black mark against a man who has really failed to live up to the standards of an Arsenal captain on the pitch. You also wonder are the performances Gallas himself described as 'tired' down to the fact he's chuffing the smokes and finds himself wheezy and breathless at corners?! The manager goes on to say:
    He wants to do well, he wants his team to win and he has made a mistake - who didn't? Even great captains, we all make mistakes.
    Even great captains can make mistakes so it should be no surprise that crap ones like Gallas make them too. I don't know really how the manager can continue to back him as captain. If a news story emerged tomorrow which showed Darth Gallas going around with a stormtrooper laser gun wiping out baby Jedis in their cots he'd probably back him then too. That's about as much as I'm going to say. I like Gunnerblog's take on it too. Ahead of tomorrow's game against West Ham there's a small chance that Bacary Sagna will be fit. I suspect he'll probably keep him on the bench though with the Sp*rs game coming up on Wednesday. The boss says he'd love to have kept Matthew Upson and says that telling young players they'd be better off elsewhere is the toughest part of management. Robert Pires says Emmanuel Adebayor is 'literally' in love with Arsenal. For some reason that just generated an image of a giant Adebayor trying to penetrate the Grove. Bleurgh. Denilson talks about the team and taking his chance after most of our midfielders left in the summer. He does it in more depth in The Sun with some stuff about his background and childhood. REDaction want you to make some noise. And that's really about it. Have a good Saturday. It's a bank holiday weekend here so that just means one extra hangover. Joy! Till tomorrow.]]>
    2311 2008-10-25 09:00:46 2008-10-25 09:00:46 open open gallas-is-smokin-but-not-in-a-good-way-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor talks nonsense + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/10/26/adebayor-talks-nonsense-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 26 Oct 2008 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2309 money is ruining football. After his shennanigans in the summer he's actually come out and said that. I know. He says:
    Money is killing the spirit of the game. If I had made my decision because of money, I would not be at Arsenal. I would have been in Milan or Barcelona. You know how I could be earning a lot more money than I am earning here.
    So he had a decision to make. Check. He goes on to say:
    There's no-one that can say today 'Adebayor told me he wanted to leave'. I decided to stay at Arsenal, told the boss I wanted to sign a new contract and eventually we did.
    Right, so if he never wanted to leave why did he have to decide to stay? Plus lots of people saw an interview with him where he spoke openly about leaving. Twat. He goes on about having 'won the fans back' and how the booing never hurt him because he knew he was innocent. I dunno, these guys must live in a little bubble so far detached from reality that they have no idea what they sound like when they talk. Still, he's got 7 goals this season and if he keeps scoring more then I'll be happy. I'm never going to like Adebayor the way I like Cesc, let's say, or even the way I like the scraggledy looking old cat that sometimes comes into my garden and sprays his tomcat wee on the wall, but if he scores goals for Arsenal and wins us games then that's fine. There is no love. There is no winning me back. Especially when he comes out with utter shite like this. William Gallas talks about being his own harshest critic. That's rubbish as well. I know lots of people who are much harsher critics of Gallas than he is of himself. Not me though. Oh no. Sylvester says he's not a real leader but he'll do his best to try and lead the defence. He also goes on about how the current crop of young players at Arsenal can be better than the youngsters who came through at Old Trafford. If this lot can win half as much as Beckham, Giggs and Co, then they'll be doing very well indeed. The News of the World says, for about the 564th time, that we'll sign Yaya Toure. This comes in the week where he gave an interview saying he was happy at Barcelona. West Ham later on. It's the first part of a very important double this week. Three points are absolutely vital if we want to keep pace with the clear Premier League favourites, Hull. Then in midweek we have Sp*rs who will have Harry Redknapp in charge. Arsenal fan Redknapp has taken over after Sp*rs sacked Ramos, Poyet and Commoli which must have cost them an absolute fortune. There is that line of thinking that it's not good to play a team when they've just changed their manager so thankfully Redknapp's first game in charge is against Bolton today. Despite his wheeler-dealer ways I've always kind of liked Redknapp. He was generally very complimentary about Arsenal and he was a bit of a character. Now, of course, he's an utter cunt. Anyway, here's to a good performance later this afternoon and scoring more goals than we let in. Hasta mañana, arsebutlers.]]>
    2309 2008-10-26 09:00:28 2008-10-26 09:00:28 open open adebayor-talks-nonsense-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    West Ham 0-2 Arsenal: Adebayor makes the difference http://arseblog.net/2008/10/27/west-ham-0-2-arsenal-adebayor-makes-the-difference/ Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2306 The manager called it a 'big win' and goalscorer Adebayor believes we're right back in the title race, saying:
    We believe we can win the title. We had something to prove here and West Ham made it very hard for us. But we’re happy and pleased. Now we must focus on the derby with Spurs on Wednesday.
    True words. With our North London rivals enjoying their best run of form for a long, long time we've got to put this game behind us and concentrate on Wednesday night. Sorry for the short blog today but it's a bank holiday here and I have to bring Mrs Blogs into town. For some reason she has decided that it's a good idea to run 26 miles in the Dublin City Marathon. Crazy lady but good luck to her! More tomorrow.]]>
    2306 2008-10-27 09:00:17 2008-10-27 09:00:17 open open west-ham-0-2-arsenal-adebayor-makes-the-difference publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal v Sp*rs - it's not just another three points http://arseblog.net/2008/10/28/arsenal-v-sprs-its-not-just-another-three-points/ Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2303 Robin van Persie isn't that interested in the appointment of the new man at the Lane. When asked if he thought Redknapp could turn things around with Sp*rs he said:
    I don't know and I honestly don't care.
    Splendid. He wasn't downplaying the importance of the fixture though, going on to say:
    The game against Tottenham is one on its own and it's a big one, irrespective of where they are in the table.
    And that is the truth. It's a cliché but form goes out the window is games like this. They'll be desperate to turn it around and get their season back on track. There's no better way for them to do that than to beat us and Redknapp will be drilling that into them this week on the training ground. On the other hand though we've got to win to keep up with things at the top of the table and Arsenal fans will recall the last time we played them they beat us 5-1 in the Carling Cup. Not a pleasant memory I know but I hope that someone like Pat Rice, who would understand the rivalry better than most of the current players, is letting them know how much that hurt the fans and that they need to make up for it tomorrow night. Some might say this is just another three points if you win, but it's not. It's a gold-plated, caviar on the side, sexy time with Angelina Jolie three points. Sure, it might only be three points when you look at the table but when you think about those three points it makes you feel all warm and tingly. Three points won against Sp*rs are a better three points than those won against somebody more or less irrelevant, like Blackburn for example. Perhaps Sunday's win against West Ham showed a bit of the character we've been missing in some games this season. We looked focussed and disciplined throughout and Theo Walcott reckons it shows Arsenal can do the 'dirty stuff'. I'm not so sure about the dirty stuff but it showed we can scrap a win from a game it looks like we might not get the three points from, so from that point of view it was very encouraging. Make no mistake, they are going to go hell for leather tomorrow night. The tackles will be flying and we've got to be ready for it. There'll be some interesting stuff going on with one or two Sp*rs players. Of course Rat-faced chav will be back and he'll get the kind of welcome he deserves, no doubt. Luka Modric is another interesting one - he was originally going to come as part of a package deal with Eduardo, I'm told, but Zagreb bottled that one, unwilling to sell the two fans favourites in one go. Of course things have gone terribly wrong for him since and maybe this game will have a bit of added spice for him. On our side we've got Adebayor, who's got that wonderful scoring record against them, and with Cesc yet to start really firing this season what better game for him to get a goal. Or two. Or five. We'll get fuller team news throughout today and we can do that in tomorrow's blog. For now though, breakfast. And then out into the nippy morning for some necessary errands. Stupid errands making me cold. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal v Sp*rs preview: Adebayor and Wenger talk http://arseblog.net/2008/10/29/arsenal-v-sprs-preview-adebayor-and-wenger-talk/ Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2300 Emmanuel Adebayor knows it was a bad night. He had that spat with Bendtner on the pitch and he's looking to put things right tonight, saying:
    It’s true that my last memory of Tottenham was very bad - it was a semi-final which we lost 5-1, and within two days they were selling DVDs in the club shop of the night they beat Arsenal 5-1. This is our chance of revenge.
    There's nothing like burning revenge to get you fired up for a match. Even on a personal level it's a huge thing. I remember playing last season against some bunch of cunts who ended up causing me to smash heads with our other centre-half and I ended up with 7 or 8 stitches. I was counting down the days until we played them again. Unfortunately they pulled out of the league, the cunts, so I didn't have a chance to kick their dirty anuses around the pitch. But you get the idea. Adebayor's focus goes beyond the game against Sp*rs as well. He says:
    Everyone knows we are playing good football but we need to make it count by finishing the season with trophies in our hands. To be honest, I’m tired of everyone telling Arsenal how good they are to watch - it doesn’t mean a thing unless you are winners.
    Amen to that. As I said yesterday three points against Sp*rs are always special but it's just a small part of the puzzle and there's a lot of football to be played yet. A win tonight would be a good confidence boost and set us up nicely for a November which looks like it's going to be a real challenge. United, Chelsea, Man City and Villa in the league, as well as Champions League ties against Fenerbache and Kiev. So we need to keep the bit of momentum going. Arsene Wenger has played down the Harry Cuntchops effect on Sp*rs, saying:
    I believe what is important tomorrow is how well Arsenal will play and not who sits on the bench at Tottenham. I am very confident because we have a very strong united spirit in the dressing room and we want to do well.
    Team news is that Denilson is back in the squad after missing the trip to West Ham with a bad back and I expect Sagna to start at right back. I think Sylvester might keep his place in the centre of defence too and we might possibly see Walcott start on the bench. That'd mean Eboue at right midfield but I hope my suspicions are wrong there, I'd love to see Theo start and get stuck right into them from the off. Whatever team he picks I hope it's a team to go out and win it, sometimes AW does get a bit conservative and I don't think a 4-5-1 at home against Sp*rs is the right way to go. Two strikers + speedy, tricky wingers, por favor. Gracias, señor Wenger. Kick off tonight is 8pm and I hope the Grove is rocking for this one. I think as a way of a) creating a better atmosphere and b) protecting people from the cold, the club should put a bottle of Jameson12 on each seat and make consumption of at least half of it mandatory. Yes, even for the Junior Gunners. There'd be nobody too shy to sing then. Looking forward to this one, big time. In other news Theo Walcott talks about stuff. It seems to be a carbon copy of the article that was in the Sunday Times this week. That article mentioned that Theo only has 18 months left on his current deal and so far there has been no move from the club to talk to his people. I hope we put that right sooner rather than later. Freddie Ljungberg's off to the US to play in the MLS for the Seattle Sounders. Good luck to him and I know there are a lot of Seattle gooners well happy about the news. And finally Tony Adams, as expected, is the new manager of Portsmouth. Apparently he told Arsene Wenger he should be scared because he's coming for him and the manager's job at Arsenal. Good luck to him at Portsmouth but I think he's got a lot to prove before he gets anywhere near the job with us. He's got the backing of Arsene so it'll be very interesting to see how he gets on. Right, that's it. This is going to be one of those really slow days, isn't it? Everything is going to drag and drag until kick off. Come on you reds.]]>
    2300 2008-10-29 09:00:04 2008-10-29 09:00:04 open open arsenal-v-sprs-preview-adebayor-and-wenger-talk publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Dressing room arguments, Gallas 'injured'? + Hallowe'en Arsecast 98 http://arseblog.net/2008/10/30/dressing-room-arguments-gallas-injured-halloween-arsecast-98-2/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2297 This morning's Sun quotes an 'Arsenal source' who spoke of dressing room discontent after the game against Sp*rs the other night. Sourcey, as I call him, says:
    Everyone was going crazy in the dressing room after the game. There were a lot of raised voices and fingers being pointed. Everyone was blaming each other for Spurs’ two late goals and the manager was as angry as anyone has seen him for a long time.
    Hardly a surprise, is it? I'd be more worried if there weren't some raised voices after a final 4 minutes like that. They say that the crux of the argument was the lack of leadership shown by William Gallas and Mikael Silvestre. That, of course, remains speculative. I suspect the arguing was mostly about throwing away two goals against those cunts. Nevertheless, Emmanuel Adebayor spoke to Arsenal TV and confirmed tempers were raised. He said:
    It's better to wait. There would be a lot of words that we don't have to use and we aren't supposed to use to each other. Then we will get together and tell the truth. The nerves will calm down and everyone will have to accept their critics.
    I wonder what words they're not supposed to use to each other. If I was Arsenal manager I would ban entirely use of the word 'ramekin'. It's a silly word despite the object itself being particularly handy. Still, there's obviously a bit of pointing and blaming and stuff going on within the squad and maybe that's not a bad thing. Maybe it takes the criticism of your peers for you to do something about your attitude or performance. Then again, maybe there are those that don't give a shit what anyone thinks of their performances. The Sun goes on to say that Gallas's hamstring injury is 'convenient' for Arsene Wenger. If we take it at face value the injury provides the manager with the chance to bring back Kolo Toure in defence alongside Sylvester without having to drop the club captain. The other implication is that this isn't really an injury at all and Gallas is being dropped. The Mirror reports that Gallas has ruled himself out of the game after harsh words with the manager. Surely that can't be true. Ok, given the fact it's Gallas it wouldn't surprise me. He's obviously an emotional person, we've seen it before, but for the captain of the club to declare himself 'injured' because he was criticised by the manager? Madness. If it is true then serious questions have to be asked about his position as captain. More serious questions than the ones that exist at the moment, I mean. And I'm being tremendously diplomatic there. I haven't suggested that he should be fired out of a cannon into the sun, or anything. The article goes to say that Gallas, Sylvester and Adebayor were the main targets of the manager's ire with all three set to be 'dropped' for tomorrow. We might then see a central defensive partnership of Kolo + Djourou and, perhaps, Bendtner in up front alongside van Persie. Diaby and Alex Song might also come in to add some strength as we face a Stoke side that is physically quite big and strong. So, it's going to be interesting to hear what Arsene has to say today in his press conference. Of course he won't mention any fights or anything like that. As always he will publicly defend his players but obviously there's been quite a bit of fall-out since Wednesday night. Perhaps the team selections over the coming weeks will give us more of an idea how it all went. Right, on to this week's Arsecast and joining me for a blogchat about Sp*rs and stuff is GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog. Sylvester celebrate his first Arsenal goal, Amaury Bischoff PI is there, the Man in the Bar responds to a recent cover version of his cover version of Barry Manilow's Mandy, and the usual waffle, guff and flapdoodle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Ok, have fun. More tomorrow.]]>
    2297 2008-10-30 09:00:39 2008-10-30 09:00:39 open open dressing-room-arguments-gallas-injured-halloween-arsecast-98-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Stoke preview - Gallas and Wenger talk the talk http://arseblog.net/2008/11/01/stoke-preview-gallas-and-wenger-talk-the-talk/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2292 The manager and the captain have been talking about how the squad is united and determined and blah blah blah. It is, of course, just what they should be saying after reports of the dressing room bust-up following the Sp*rs game. Gallas says:
    We are a tight- knit unit working together with belief and desire to challenge for trophies.  We can do it. That starts tomorrow at Stoke. Unfortunately a scan has revealed that I have pulled my hamstring so sadly I won't be involved but the boys are determined to come back with three points.
    There are still whispers that the lack of Gallas involvement today is not down to an injury at all but until those whispers becomes stone-cold fact then there's not much point speculating. Unless all the speculation leads to Gallas being shot out of a cannon into the sun. But I don't think it will so let's not waste our time. Goodplaya notices a seismic shift in the quality of the captain's vocabulary too. The boss says he will rotate his squad but it's not because he's upset at some of the performances. It's simply because we have so many games coming up. And we do. November is a busy month with eight games so there is obviously some truth to what he's saying. I like to believe though that he's not so much rotating as 'dropping' certain players. It makes me feel better inside. For today I think we'll see Bendtner up top with Adebayor on the bench. Kolo should come back into the side and in the absence of Gallas will wear the captain's armband and we'll probably see Diaby slotted in somewhere - maybe today is the chance to see him in his favoured position in central midfield. On the other hand the manager could stick his head back in his shell a bit and go 4-5-1 with Diaby in the hole like against Fenerbache. We'll see. I'd love to say I was confident today. In season' past this would be the kind of game you look upon as a three point banker but with this Arsenal team you just don't know. We're could win it at a canter or we could find ourselves pissing in the wind all day and going home having lost 1-0. On paper we should win, sadly we don't play our matches on paper. Once again we find ourselves looking for a reaction from the team and for three points which would get us back on track. Until the next time we go off track. Fingers crossed, Arsefans. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal make me sad http://arseblog.net/2008/11/02/arsenal-make-me-sad/ Sun, 02 Nov 2008 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2289 2289 2008-11-02 09:00:31 2008-11-02 09:00:31 open open arsenal-make-me-sad publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Up and down and up and down http://arseblog.net/2008/11/03/up-and-down-and-up-and-down/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2286 There is no better game to come back from a defeat from a confidence point of view and to show we have quality. To be honest, I think there are a few other teams I'd rather play than United this Saturday. Someone easy, perhaps a newly promoted team like Stoke or Hull or ... erm ... bollocks. I suppose that when your struggles have come against the so-called lesser teams then maybe it's not the worst thing in the world to play a team where you know you're going to have to really raise game for. But confidence within the squad must be at rock-bottom right now. Whatever about the dust not settling for us after Stoke then the same must be true of the players since last Wednesday's game. Reports of the post-match dressing room shouting match were, I'm told, accurate but, as I said at the time, that's entirely normal and I'd be more worried if that didn't happen. Still, things like that do put a strain on relationships and take time to get over. It's clear that the final four minutes against Sp*rs and the recriminations since have taken their toll and played their part in the Stoke game. The manager has got a big job on his hands now. The team is heading into a very difficult month of fixtures and he's got to pick them up. It's obvious that despite all the talk of unity and spirit that some of the players lack belief in themselves and their colleagues. The manager has spoken of them being tired and jaded and to me this is entirely a consequence of the results. These are young lads who are fit and conditioned to the Nth degree. If they were winning then there'd be no tiredness, they would be chomping at the bit ahead of the next game. The effects of losing so often breed this 'tiredness' and this is something the manager has to find a solution to. We all remember the first Wenger double season when, after a series of poor results, a team meeting was called. It galvanised the squad and brought about a change in attitude and performance. But back then you had experienced professionals like Adams, Bould, Keown, Dixon, Winterburn, Seaman, Wright, Bergkamp etc. Who is there to lead these young players? Who can honestly stand-up and bring about that kind of change and inspire his teammates? William Gallas? I don't think there's the respect in the squad for him. Robin van Persie? What example has he shown apart from sheer petulance in the Stoke game? Cesc, perhaps, but for me his struggles on-field are a direct consequence of the manager's inability to spend in the summer. That's another argument though. Anyway, even if there was someone to do it who's to say these players would listen. In an excellent piece by Gunnerblog comes an illustration of the kind of arrogance we saw in the Sp*rs game and the distinct lack of leadership/authority in the squad. He says:
    At the Britannia Stadium, I witnessed an incident that sums up the lack of respect for authority among the current crop of players. We had won a corner, and Kolo wished to go up to challenge for it. However, in order to do so, Toure needed the advancing Alex Song to stay back on the halfway line. Several times Kolo barked the order at Song. The midfielder turned around, heard the man wearing the armband, shook his head, and ignored his request.
    Imagine Alex Song thinks it's ok to ignore his captain. Can you imagine if he'd tried something like that with Tony Adams, Patrick Vieira or even Thierry Henry? He'd have had his arse kicked back in the dressing room and rightly so. And who is Alex Song to ignore the instructions of his captain? A kid who has made a couple of dozen appearances for us and he thinks he can behave like that. This is after his entrance as a sub in the Sp*rs game where he ambled on having a good laugh thinking it would be easy-peasy to see out the game. It's shocking and it's little wonder problems exist when that kind of behaviour has been fostered. Gunnerblog talks about missing Gilberto and to an extent I think that's true. Despite the fact his star was fading as a player let's remember Gilberto spent a long time at the club. He often spoke about the great traditions of the club and he had players like Vieira, Keown, Henry, Pires, Ljungberg, Bergkamp etc who could instill in him the traditions of the club. Who have we got now? What does William Gallas know about the way Arsenal players should behave? This is not a criticism of Gallas, it's not his fault he doesn't know, but there was always something about our spirit and the way we behaved that was 'Arsenal'. It could be passed down from Adams to Vieira and to Henry and Gilberto would have been the natural continuation of that. Instead Arsene ignored that, treated Gilberto very poorly (remember he found out he'd been passed over for the captaincy on the internet), and here we are today. Maybe I'm reading too much into it but I think it's an issue. I'm not suggesting that our other captains were flawless and this is not a criticism of Gallas despite my belief that he is not the right man for the job. Again the buck stops with the manager here. So as much as we need a change in playing personnel there's no chance of that happening before January. We have the squad we have so the only changes we can make are those of attitude and performance (although a defensive coach might help). Maybe some kind of team meeting is what's needed. Some home truths spoken. Some feelings hurt. But if some hurt feelings bring about a change in the way this team plays football then that's fine. As fans I suppose we can play our part as well. As much as we have our grievances with the players and the performances of late there's little to be gained from vocalising those at the games. With confidence so low they need our help. We all know there are problems and bitching about them on the internet is wonderfully cathartic/rampantly tedious/utterly pointless/great fun - delete where appropriate. However, you support the Arsenal in good times and bad. For some younger fans this may be as bad as they've ever seen it but it's been much worse than this. Much worse. If we can do our bit to help get them back on track then that's what we should do. It's not easy but they do say in times of crisis you see what people are really made of. Let's show those who call us spineless and taunt us about getting our players sent off that we do have a spine. It might be somewhat brittle and in need of rebuilding but we're not dead and buried just yet. Remember, we're Arsenal fans. And simply by our very nature we're better than fans of every other club. They, as you all know, are complete and utter cunts and hate our team. Therefore we should hate them back and the best way to hate them is to get behind our lads and make wanker signs when we score goals against their team. I know it's mad but Sp*rs win over Liverpool means the gap at the top is still just 6 points. If we get a result against United on Saturday, unlikely as it might seem, we'd find ourselves two points ahead of them. Football is a funny game. It might not be as funny as I want it to be but fuck it, if you can't hope and have a little bit of optimism then what's the point?! Right, this has gone on too long, is probably a stream of consciousness load of old bollocks for a Monday morning but there you go. I find myself so disillusioned with the team then I feel disappointed with myself, almost, for feeling that way. I can't really explain it. Maybe it's like having a drug addict brother who keeps doing bad things and you can't accept the bad things he does but at the end of the day he's your brother and you love him. See, told you this was a load of old bollocks. I should also make it quite clear that I do not have a drug addict brother and no Mugsmashers were harmed in the making of this blog. More tomorrow.]]>
    2286 2008-11-03 09:00:02 2008-11-03 09:00:02 open open up-and-down-and-up-and-down publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Clichy and Sagna admit lack of focus and effort http://arseblog.net/2008/11/04/clichy-and-sagna-admit-lack-of-focus-and-effort/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2284 . Gael Clichy says the team needs to work harder to repay the faith shown in them by the manager. He hints at some players not giving their all when he says:
    We have the quality to do it but it's just a fact of being focused and working as a team because in football when you play a collective game everyone has to turn up, everyone has to defend, to attack and to run for each other.
    I think now it is time to realise that we have got the quality but we need to work harder because football is not only about playing nice football and goals.
    No arguments from me about that. It does seem as if some of the players think they've got it made, they just have to turn up to win games. It doesn't work like that at any level of football, let alone at the very top, and unless you put in the effort you'll get found out like we have. When you read Bacary Sagna saying the team wasn't focussed enough, particularly when it came to Delap's throw-ins, then it is just further evidence that kicks up the backside are required. Hard kicks. With steel-capped boots. Lack of focus and lack of effort - it's no wonder we lost against Stoke, whatever team the manager picked. The manager has defended his decision to 'rotate' players ahead of the Stoke game, saying:
    Unlike Stoke we play in between [Premier League matches] and the games in the Champions League are very demanding. You cannot play with the same side. You can maybe if you play once per month but not three times a week so you rotate.
    Firstly, I'm not sure he should be comparing us to Stoke in any way at all. Secondly, it's one thing rotating if you can say 'Right, first choice right midfielder and first choice left midfielder, I'm putting in second choice right and left midfielders for today's game', but throwing in central midfield players and hoping they can do a job wide is another. If you have the quality in your squad to rotate then by all means but you can't blame a lack of creativity for a defeat when it's your team selection, in leaving out three of the most attacking and creative players, that has brought that about. There's no news yet of injuries ahead of tomorrow's game against Fenerbache. There is unconfirmed news that Theo did not dislocate his shoulder, which is good, but the state of Adebayor, Sagna, Gallas and Eboue is, as yet, unknown. A win should see us qualify for the knock-out stages and it would be a welcome boost for everyone; players, fans, the manager etc. People talked about the Fenerbache game was a sign of how good we are but remember how well Almunia played that night. It's no exaggeration to say that game could have finished 5-4 or 8-7. We have to hope that our attacking play clicks like it did that night and that we cope as well as we might expect at the back. But when you have a back four as vulnerable as ours is at the moment it does affect the rest of your play. Unless you score you get nervous because you know you're capable of conceding at any time. Certainly for tomorrow night the best form of defence is most likely attack, as their defence appears to be worse than ours, and then we can start thinking about Saturday's game against United. There's usually a pre-match press conference which is mandatory from UEFA so it will be interesting to hear what the manager says. Personally, whatever he might be thinking in private, I think we're going to get more of the same. About how his team has quality and potential and it might be hard to stomach at the moment. But we know how fiercely protective he is of his players. He always has been and I don't expect that to change now. Anyway, when the more brittle of the players lack confidence and belief like they do now a public rebuke from the manager is not really the answer. We'll find out later on anyway as details of that press conference emerge. Tomorrow we'll have more team news so we can take a better look at the Fenerbache game and perhaps the Champions League can provide some much needed relief. I don't even dare use the phrase 'back on track' any more. Until then.]]>
    2284 2008-11-04 09:00:38 2008-11-04 09:00:38 open open clichy-and-sagna-admit-lack-of-focus-and-effort publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger wrong to slam Stoke - Fenerbache preview http://arseblog.net/2008/11/05/wenger-wrong-to-slam-stoke-fenerbache-preview/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2281 Team news is that we're going to be without Adebayor, Gallas, Walcott and Eboue for the visit of Fenerbache. The manager was hugely critical of Stoke saying that our players were 'deliberately injured'. I think that's really far too strong. You might say they were deliberately fouled but trying to say the Stoke players went out to deliberately injure our players is too much and is, frankly, unbecoming of Arsene Wenger. Normally I can see a logic to what he says but not this time. Goonerholic believes it's a Wenger tactic to take the focus off the team and put it squarely on himself. That may be true to an extent but I also think Arsene believes what he's saying. Goodplaya describes it as 'clumsy' and points out that Stoke were not really that dirty, and I'd have to agree with that. I thought the tackle on Adebayor was a poor one but, amazingly Arsene, we have players who make poor tackles from time to time too. It does not mean we go out to deliberately injure opponents. We've met more physical teams in our time and come through games unscathed so this is all a bit undignified to me. We got beaten by a team that was more committed and unless you can compete with that then you're going to lose. And it's not like this is something new. Arsenal players have been kicked and fouled for a long as I can remember, it's just we used to have players who could give a bit back. As it is we just seem to have the most brittle collection of footballers I've ever witnessed. Maybe he is trying to foster an us against them/the world attitude but that's just as easily done in private as via the press and it's difficult to defend these comments in any way. Still, he's quite bullish about things on a football level as well. Responding to criticism of the team he says:
    Let's re-establish what we have not done well recently, defend together as a team and continue to play in a positive way. The same people who say we are not good, let them say it in three weeks when we are the best.
    Three weeks, eh? He's certainly challenging his players but also, perhaps, making a rod for his own back there. If in three weeks we've got good results under our belts against United, Villa, Man City, Wigan in the Carling Cup and tonight's game against Fenerbache then he can feel satisfied that his team has responded and proven to the critics they're not as bad as they say they are. However, should things go fair to middling - or worse - then this is the kind of quote they're going to rehash and beat him about his metaphoric head with. It goes without saying how important the game tonight is. Whatever little bit of confidence we have needs rebuilding and winning games is the best way to do that. A win would also guarantee our qualification to the next stage of the competition and if we can do that while Liverpool and Chelsea still have work to do might provide a bit of a boost to the team. With the absence of Adebayor and Walcott we're likely to see Bendtner and van Persie up front tonight. The former is likely to have more chances as the latter's domestic suspension kicks in at the weekend. I like Bendtner but I do think he needs to work a bit harder. He gives the impression of strolling through games at times but in an around the box he's a good finisher. A little more application would go a long way, I think. Tonight's midfield should be interesting. Nasri is sure to play on the left but with Eboue and Walcott out it leaves a question mark on the right hand side. Maybe we'll see Nasri switched right with Diaby left and one of Denilson or Song in the middle with Cesc. Whatever midfield he picks has got to play a lot better than the one against Stoke. I think it's a game we can win. I wouldn't be surprised if we won it quite comfortably either. On our day we can turn it on and I think the players will be looking to make up for what happened at Stoke. It helps that Fenerbache are worse at defending than we are so an entertaining 6-3 win should give value for money. The recovery has to start somewhere, no reason why it can't be tonight. More tomorrow.]]>
    2281 2008-11-05 09:00:14 2008-11-05 09:00:14 open open wenger-wrong-to-slam-stoke-fenerbache-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal in clean sheet shocker - Cesc's rallying call to fans http://arseblog.net/2008/11/06/arsenal-in-clean-sheet-shocker-cescs-rallying-call-to-fans/ Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2278 the manager suggesting it was tiredness that was to blame. Someone get these boys some pep pills. Truckers Friends. Trying to stay positive though I though Ramsey really looked the part. Good on the ball and although right midfield isn't his position he looked to get involved throughout. Djourou added a bit of height and aggression at the centre of defence. He went for the high balls, put in a couple of good, solid tackles and would certainly be in my thoughts to start against United if I were the manager. There was no sign of Manuel Almunia, the manager saying he was sick before kick off. The more cynical amongst you might wish to make your own comments or judgements on that but I don't think he would drop him even though the last couple of games haven't been great. Wenger knows, more than anyone I suppose, Almunia is a keeper that thrives on confidence and dropping him would do nothing but shatter it completely. He's been solid for most of the season, let's not forget. It was Cesc, struggling with his own form it has to be said, who faced the media afterwards and he acknowleged the difficulties the team are going through. At the same time though he urged fans for their backing to help the team get over it and get up and running again, saying:
    We have to try and do the best we can with what we’ve got and I think we have enough quality to do it. We need the fans behind us when things don’t go well and I know it’s frustrating when the team doesn’t get the result they want. We have to keep going and see what happens in the next game against Man United. It’s a massive game. It’s welcome because good players want to play big games and we are good players.
    It's good to hear Cesc talk about knowing how frustrated the fans feel and also good that he's asking for help. There were some boos at the end of the game last night. I thought that was harsh. We didn't lose. We're a team obviously in difficulty and we kept a clean sheet and got a point. Had we lost by a couple you can understand why some people might choose to express their dissatisfaction but I'd worry that booing players after a draw, albeit a disappointing one, is not going to help things much. On Saturday we play Manchester United and I think whatever negativity people feel towards our team at the moment should be channeled in their direction. The lads are going to need the fans support on Saturday so instead of getting on their backs focus that ire and that frustration at United. Remember how cunty they are. Seriously, if our team were a little old lady taking a short cut through an alley back to her freezing cold home, the one she can't afford to heat because of rising fuel costs and because she has to exist only on her measly pension, then Manchester United would be the hoodied thug who would beat the old lady, rob the €8.53 she has in her tiny little purse as well as the bag of so-called mince she gets from the butcher which is mostly snouts and entrails because she has to try and feed herself for a week on €2.50. As we lay on the floor they would go off laughing before coming back, looking at us, and kicking us right in the face causing two huge black eyes and the assault would result in some kind of cancer developing in us and we would die within months, too cold, alone and afraid to go to the doctors. That's what they are. They want to kick us when we're down. Think of us, fans, as the passers-by who see the hoodied thug as he first strikes and take it upon ourselves to teach him a lesson. Fuck the Jedi shit, embrace the dark side, let your hatred take over and remember that we have to get behind the team because they really need us at the moment. So, rather confusing analogies over for the day, I promise. But you see where I'm coming from. When the player we love the most is calling for the fans to help the team then we have to sit up and listen. Like a basset hound hearing the rustle of a bar of chocolate opening from miles away. The Champions League group is still quite open. We're top with 8 points, then it's Porto on 6 points, Kievn on 5 and Fenerbache on 2. Our next game is against Kiev, also at home, so there's a good chance to get the points we need to qualify for the knock-out stages. The focus now though is all on United this Saturday morning. That can wait, in blog terms at least, for tomorrow and Saturday itself. Till then, Arsebandits.]]>
    2278 2008-11-06 09:00:19 2008-11-06 09:00:19 open open arsenal-in-clean-sheet-shocker-cescs-rallying-call-to-fans publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Zombie Ted Drake could solve all our problems + Arsecast 99 http://arseblog.net/2008/11/07/zombie-ted-drake-could-solve-all-our-problems-arsecast-99/ Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2275 team news the boss is reporting that Gallas and Walcott are both 50-50, Sagna is a 'slight concern', while Eboue, Adebayor, van Persie, Chris Kiwomya and Ted Drake are all out due to injury, suspension, old age and corpseosity. Although a zombie Ted Drake would be awesome. He'd put the shits right up Ronaldo and keep him on his feet. He wouldn't possibly dare roll around on the ground lest zombie Ted devour his braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnns. Mmmmm, brains. Sylvester may be used as a 'gamble' and I might just have a punt on him scoring against his old team. If it's the winner I may even start to like him. Only a little bit though. There's a lot of talk coming from United about how they still know they're going to have to play well despite the fact Arsenal are going through a difficult time. I've read Trainspotting star and Ronaldo going on about it. What a pair of cunts. I'm not going to link to them but how dare they be in any way reasonable about anything. I bet they had their fingers crossed when they said it. Look, here's the thing about Trainspotting star and Ronaldo, they're cunts and they'd kill your mum given half a chance. Frankly, that the newspapers give them any time at all to air their poisonous, vitriolic views is a disgrace. Of all the United players to hate this weekend these two deserve the most contempt. Meanwhile Emmanuel Adebayor has obviously taken a serious blow to the head as he says he wouldn't take any players from the United team to play for Arsenal. Now, leaving aside the fact they're all a bunch of mum killing cuntbutlers, some of them are quite good at football and would make us better. Honestly, anyone who wouldn't, on a purely football level, swap Eboue for Ronaldo, for example, is clearly deranged. Sure, Ronaldo doesn't look as good in a tiger suit but he does have the handy knack of actually scoring goals and winning games. But I can see where Ade's coming from. It's all well and good saying 'Leaving aside the fact they're all a bunch of mum killing cuntbutlers', but you can't leave it aside, can you? To be honest the only way I'd swap one of our players for theirs is so we could drown them in a vat of slurry, the poxbottles. Necklace Bender says Arsenal should not be written off in the title race and that he loves playing for Arsenal. I'd love playing for Arsenal too. It was something I dreamt about as a kid and I figured that even if my footballing limitations were exposed I would make up for it with hard work or by doing press interviews calling opposition players 'cunts', thereby endearing me to the fans who would share my beliefs. Of course my teenage years spent drinking flagons of cheap cider and falling over did little for my football career and I never had the chance to go on Football Focus and say "Well you know, Bob, it's going to be a tough game this weekend but the one thing we have going for us is that we're not despicable, mum killing cunts". Bob would have nodded sagely. He'd have understood. Right, that's about as much as I can muster this morning so we'll carry on with the Arsecast, shall we? On this week's show I'm joined by Amy Lawrence from the Observer to talk about Cesc, the United game and the state of things in general. As well as that there's a player history from the Man in the Bar, Amaury Bischoff PI, Sylvester and other stuff too. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (18mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right, that's it. I must drink more coffee.]]> 2275 2008-11-07 09:00:33 2008-11-07 09:00:33 open open zombie-ted-drake-could-solve-all-our-problems-arsecast-99 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure United preview - Wenger and Cesc talk up Arsenal's quality http://arseblog.net/2008/11/08/united-preview-wenger-and-cesc-talk-up-arsenals-quality/ Sat, 08 Nov 2008 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2271 five 'doubts' beyond the players we know are already out. The manager has to make decisions about Almunia, Sagna, Walcott, Gallas and Sylvester. He says he can gamble with a couple but not three or four. He's also been talking up the quality of his squad saying they should be judged in May, not now. He also says Cesc is playing as well as he ever has and that he doesn't believe there's been any drop in his performances. Now, we could sit here and analyse that to death but there's little point. We all know why the manager is talking the way he is. He has to try and strengthen the belief and confidence of the players ahead of a very difficult game and month. He simply can't come out and even hint that we have problems or that some players aren't up to it. It would be insane of him to do so. So while it's frustrating for us as fans to hear things which go contrary to our beliefs, and to the evidence which we've all seen with our own eyes, we have to realise why he's saying the things he is. Cesc, in a column for the Sun, says that Arsenal should not be written off as title contenders. He plays down the fact that we lack experience, saying:
    We might be young but we are not inexperienced. This is my sixth year at Arsenal and my fifth season in the side. As a team, we came of age last season when we went so close to winning the Premier League.
    And the importance of today's game, based on what's gone before, is touched on too:
    Today we have to make sure the three points stay with us. If we can play good football on the way to beating United, all the better. But the result is more important than anything else. A win today will put everyone in the right frame of mind and show that we can handle the pressure.
    And this really is a huge game today. Win it and there's an instant injection of belief because you're beating one of the best teams in the league. It would do wonders for the players confidence. A draw can feel almost like a win, as per the late goal last season against them, or it can feel like a defeat as per the Sp*rs game the other week. Lose and the boots are going to feel heavier than ever for the next game. One of the major criticisms of the games we've lost this season is the apparent lack of effort, that some of the players thought they just had to turn up to win. Any similar thoughts today will be punished and punished severely. We need a massive team effort today. We need a big performance from Cesc, we need Nasri to perform, especially in light of how many strikers we're missing, we need Bendtner to show that all the self-confidence he has is justified, and we need to be rock solid at the back - which is perhaps the biggest challenge. If we can pull all those things together then there's no reason why we can't get a result today. Despite what they're saying I'm sure United are looking at us at the moment and thinking it's a good time to play us. I'm not suggesting they'll ease off but maybe we can take advantage of that a bit. It's got to be 100% straight from kick off. We need to see a committed, energetic, physical and competitive Arsenal. And after that who knows? I mean if Stoke can beat Arsenal ... So fingers crossed for this early afternoon's fun and games. Whatever about the state of our team a game against United is always exciting and nerve wracking, today will be no different. And I want to see that lady give Giggs the finger again. Go on Finger Woman. Finally for today a new article in the columns section. Written by regular Arser 'Perry Groves' - Thoughts From The Top Of The Blue Quadrant no.2 - "It's all beginning..." - is a lengthy and interesting read. If you're going today get right behind our lads and remember, United would kill your mum. COME ON ARSENAL!]]>
    2271 2008-11-08 09:00:08 2008-11-08 09:00:08 open open united-preview-wenger-and-cesc-talk-up-arsenals-quality publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 2-1 Man United: Questions answered, for now http://arseblog.net/2008/11/09/arsenal-2-1-man-united-questions-answered-for-now/ Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2269 flew past van der Sar. And if anyone thinks Almunia is dodgy I defy you to look at United's keeper and tell me he's better. He flapped at one corner, his lame punch landing at Diaby's feet but the midfielder's shot was blocked, and overall he eased my nerves a bit because there was always the chance he could gift you something. Cesc then had a shot which went wide, Denilson chose the wrong option on a break and played the ball to Bendtner when Theo was bombing down his right, United had a goal disallowed for offside, Clichy headed a Ronaldo free kick just past our far post and Almunia saved from Park in what really was an action packed first half. Samir Nasri scores  against Man UnitedSo 1-0 at half time and I don't think there's an Arsenal fan in the world who wouldn't have taken that. It got even better early in the second half though. A sumptuous passing move ended with a wonderfully emphatic finish from Samir Nasri. Theo's run took Vidic away leaving acres of space in the middle of United's defence, Cesc played the pass and Samir finished with aplomb. That's 4 goals in 5 league appearances at home this season and I really like the look of him. He's quick, strong and has an eye for goal. United then should have pulled one back almost immediately. Park's cross found Ronaldo at the back post and his finish went just wide. It couldn't possibly have gone any less wide without hitting the post and of all the players on the United team you'd have put your money on him scoring that chance. After that, and a rather rugged Clichy challenge, he was pretty much anonymous for the rest of the game. And it's misses that like which make you think it's going to be your day. Sometimes you need a bit of luck and we had a bit yesterday. United will feel they should have had a penalty in the first half when Rooney's cross hit Clichy's arm but then we should have had a penalty when Vidic tried to take Nasri's shirt off his back. To be fair to the ref he couldn't see it from his angle, but surely his assistant could? Webb also totally failed to give us a free kick when Carrick clipped Diaby's heels as he went through in the first half. I thought he had a poor game really and it's ages since I've heard 'The referee's a wanker' being sung with such gusto. We lost Almunia after he got a kick in the head, bravely diving at a loose ball as Carrick went to try and shoot. Fabianski came on and did pretty well but the stoppage for Almunia's injury meant there was going to be a lot of injury time. And just before the board went up United scored. You could almost see it coming. We had about three or four chances to hoof the ball upfield but a collection of our players scuffed their clearances giving the ball back to United. Eventually it fell on the edge of the box to Rafael da Silva, a young man who is going to clearly end Gary Neville's United career, and his left foot volley was quite a goal. Then the board went up. 6 minutes. Then every Arsenal fan, every Arsenal player, every one of the management and staff thought 'Sp*rs'. To be fair we did a bit better than against them but there were times when we might have scored the third but fucked it up and others where we should probably have gone for the corners more but in the end we survived, won the game, took the three points and hearts returned to normal again. Andy Gray is a blustering cunthammer (his defence of Rooney's deliberate hack on Walcott in the first half was pathetic) but he was right when he said that those 6 minutes were the most important 6 minutes of league football Arsenal would play all season. Had United managed to score it would have been utterly devastating. All the good work would have been undone and the questions we had gone such a long way to answer would all be there again. But we held on and rightly the team will gain a lot from this. A win over the Champions is always a pleasure and when the Champions are United it's even better. The display and the performance was nice to see as well. The team was about the best team he could have picked, given the injuries/suspensions, and there were some excellent displays. I thought Denilson and Diaby in midfield were very good indeed, Cesc looked more like the Cesc we all know and Nasri was the hero, his two goals winning the day. But you can see the difference when the team plays with energy, commitment and drive. It also begs the question 'Why can't they play like that all the time?'. Afterwards the manager said:
    We went out with the attitude that we'll win whatever happens. We had one accident at Stoke, which provoked hysteria, and it was difficult to understand why everybody became so critical. We showed that we have a squad, which was questioned many times.
    Somewhat disingenuous of Arsene there. We had one accident at Stoke. And one at home against Hull. And one at Fulham. And nearly one at Sunderland. I don't want to dwell on anything negative after what was a fantastic day yesterday but I think the win has to be seen as part of the bigger picture. Of course we should all enjoy what was a fantastic day yesterday but now it's down to this team to show they can show the same kind of effort against the so-called smaller teams. It's easy to be up for a game against United but you have to do it every week, otherwise days like yesterday become pointless. Anyway, as I said I don't want to dwell on that and we have to hope that the confidence, which was clearly on the floor after Sp*rs and Stoke, has now returned and the team is ready to kick on. They need to think to themselves 'Right, well if we can beat United we can beat anybody', and take that belief with them into games. They need to have that hammered home. So overall a most valuable win. Not simply because of the three points but because of the confidence it will instill in the players. The support yesterday sounded brilliant too and maybe the there's a bit more belief amongst the fans too. Of course the proof of the pudding will come in the subsequent games. Was this just another one of those days for a team which is, let's face it, capable of beating anyone on their day, or the start of something good? Hopefully, fingers crossed, it was the latter. In a quick look at some of the other Sunday news the News of the World reports that Theo Walcott is set to open talks with the club on a new deal while the same article Robin van Persie is close to agreeing a new 4 year deal with the club. Told you it was quick. And the games are coming thick and fast this month. Next up is the Carling Cup against Wigan and who exactly plays in that game is going to be interesting. Anyway, we'll look at that in greater details during the week. In the meantime I'm off to enjoy the Sunday papers for what seems like the first time in weeks. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Cesc and Nasri talk up title chances http://arseblog.net/2008/11/10/cesc-and-nasri-talk-up-title-chances/ Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2266 Samir Nasri believes that the win against United has put us right back in the title race, saying:
    We can definitely win the title this season. Maybe we don't have the experience of Liverpool, United or Chelsea, but we showed how mature we have become after last season. We showed we have got the quality technically that can help us to win big games.
    Big games, yes. Not so big, again we wait and see. He also talks about how the French connection at the club is helping him settle and so far he's been a real asset to the team. It's been a bit stop-start with him due to a couple of little injuries but hopefully he can stay fit and stay in the team because he has already become a vital component. Cesc, after dedicating the win to the manager, also thinks the title is realistic for us, saying:
    We have shown here we have the qualities to do it. With losers, their heads go down. We have shown we have character. We played against a great team and won under a lot of pressure. So we are happy.
    Next up in the league is Villa who'll be looking to bounce back from a 2-1 home defeat by Boro. Before that though there's Carling Cup action against Wigan. We've got some history with Wigan in this competition. We were minutes away from reaching the final until some scabby twat scored a late, late goal to see them through to the final in which they gave Man United one of the easiest trophies they ever won. Steve Bruce has done a good job there and made Wigan a decent side so it's going to be a difficult game, especially as we're going to play a team of kids, more or less. We'll get squad news on that later today so we can speculate on who might start on tomorrow's blog. I think we'll see Amaury Bischoff PI though and maybe we might see Diaby involved to get some match fitness under his belt. Right, not much else happening this morning so I'll leave it there. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2266 2008-11-10 09:00:05 2008-11-10 09:00:05 open open cesc-and-nasri-talk-up-title-chances publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Carling Cup preview, 5 in midfield and moreCarling Cup preview, 5 in midfield and more http://arseblog.net/2008/11/11/carling-cup-preview-5-in-midfield-and-morecarling-cup-preview-5-in-midfield-and-more/ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2263 click here. Again it's another good opportunity for young players to show their stuff and I suppose all eyes will be on those closest to the first team. Carlos Vela will be looking to add to his hat-trick in the last round, Aaron Ramsey has another chance to show what he's made of while Johann Djourou, who must be frustrated to find himself behind Alex Song in the central defensive pecking order, will want to get a good 90 minutes under his belt. I wonder if the manager will play Bendtner though. Any injury to the Dane would leave only Vela as a striking option for Saturday's game against Villa and you suspect we'll need a bit more physical presence against Martin O'Neill's side. So perhaps there's an outside chance of someone like Jay Simpson being involved. Update: Squad announced, Amaury Bischoff PI is in, as suspected there's no Bendtner. The boss has been speaking about Fran Merida. Obviously there are comparisons with Cesc, due to their common backgrounds, but the boss says:
    Merida is different to Cesc but he is very dangerous in the final third. If you analyse a game and look who gives the ball every time in the final third, you will see Fran. That is the most difficult part of the game and that is where he is strong.
    And young English players like Jack Wilshere, Gavin Hoyte and Kieran Gibbs will all be looking to make their mark too. As I said yesterday it's going to be a tough game. Wigan are a decent side, and have plenty of attacking potential. Amir Zaki is the unsung hero of the Premier League so far with 8 goals, while Valencia, Kapo, de Ridder and Palacios (a man who was on trial with Arsenal) all add quality. Of course they also have Titus Bramble at the back so that's something we should be looking to exploit. I'm expecting a decent game of football and without any of the nerves or pressure of the weekend it should be fun to watch too. Away from the Carling Cup the boss has been talking about playing 5 in midfield and says he doesn't know what he might do when all the strikers are fit again. In a way it does make sense for a team that is somewhat suspect defensively to add an extra body in midfield and we saw on Saturday that it was no hindrance to playing good, attacking football. The danger is that the wrong players are used in that formation and we become a bit stagnant. Didn't we play 5 in midfield for Sunderland with van Persie on the left? That was one of most ineffective performances of the season? I think we might see this formation more in games against higher quality opposition but the personnel has to be right. You need the movement and energy of Nasri and Walcott to make it work. He's also been speaking about the January transfer window but if nobody minds I'm going to leave any discussion of that until much closer to the time. Like January 1st. We should put an embargo on it. There's going to be a ton of speculation and spurious transfer rumours, the transfer addicts will be out in force too. Honestly, it'll be like a mini-summer. The site will go mad with people looking for news on possible player purchases. They're like stoners frantically searching down the back of the sofa for something to make a joint with. There's a lot of football between now and then and I suspect we're better off leaving it for as long as possible. Of course results and performances will be the main dictator of transfer discourse. Should things not go well then we may well have to address the issue before we'd like but let's play it by ear until then. David Dein, ex of Arsenal and the former orange part of Fat & Orange (who are now simply known as Fat & Ugly), has defended Arsene Wenger, calling him a miracle worker. Citing the time Arsene came over for a late dinner and turned regular tap water into a jeroboam of 1982 Château Mouton Rothschild he says the team should be judged in May, not November. Ok, not much else going on. To those going tonight enjoy the game. Here's to a good game of football and a good win for the Gunners. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2263 2008-11-11 09:00:49 2008-11-11 09:00:49 open open carling-cup-preview-5-in-midfield-and-morecarling-cup-preview-5-in-midfield-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Carling Cup: Arsenal 3-0 Wigan: A Hardcastlian reverie http://arseblog.net/2008/11/12/carling-cup-arsenal-3-0-wigan-a-hardcastlian-reverie/ Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2260 In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26... In the Carling Cup he was 19. In inininininin the Carling Cup he was 19. N-n-n-nineteen. There was a time when the Carling Cup was just a sideline. We used to play weakened teams but that was to give the first team a rest and give a run out to some players who were clearly never going to make the grade. These days it's all about the youngsters and it really has captured the imagination of Arsenal fans (if not stupid, bald, uncle Fester looking wankers whose opposition to playing young players must surely come from the fact they don't have an academy to speak of). Last night was another glimpse at the Arsenal of the future and anyone who wasn't impressed must be very hard to please indeed. Not one of the United starters played last night and the team, according to the commentary, was just a shade older than the one that beat Sheffield United in the last round. I think that's only because the game was taking place a month later. Time marches on for all of us. Wigan had probably their best side out, bar the injured Heskey, and started quite brightly. However, it was Chris Kirkland who was the busier of the goalkeepers once things got going. Carlos Vela had the chance to open the scoring but Kirkland saved as the Mexican chose to go around him rather than shoot. From the same move the ball was played in to Jay Simpson who took one touch and whacked a shot onto the bar. Kirkland saved again from Kieran Gibbs, a fantastic Aaron Ramsey free kick which curled as much as I've seen any free kick from any Arsenal player, a Carlos Vela curler, and you thought Kirkland was going to have another one of those games he seems to always have against us. At the other end Fabianski saved from Koumas and the industrious Daniel de Ridder. But the lads got the goal they deserved just before half-time. Jack Wilshere played a quite brilliant ball through for Jay Simspon and the forward's pace and power saw him get there before the defender to poke it home. 1-0 Arsenal and no less than we deserved. Jay Simpson, Arsenal, scores in the Carling Cup against WiganIt was more of the same in the second half although Wigan will feel somewhat unlucky that they didn't get a penalty when the otherwise impressive Djourou handled a cross for some reason - but after that it was all Arsenal again. Simpson headed a Merida cross just over and Kirkland saved again from Gibbs, the left back popping up in dangerous places all night, and Merida had a long shot saved well by Kirkland. The second goal was pure counter attacking football, the pace of it was frightening. From a Wigan corner Fabianski scuttered it clear, it fell to Ramsey who played a delicious left footed pass into the path of Carlos Vela who outpaced and outmuscled the Wigan defender. He took it into the area, waited, and played it to Jay Simspon who buried his second goal of the night. What a night for the young man. The third was a thing of beauty. Johann Djourou broke out of defence, played it to Carlos Vela who took it a full pace and under pressure from Titus Bramble produced a sumptuous chip over Chris Kirkland. Hopefully the hamstring injury he seemed to go off with isn't too serious because this boy looks a real player. And not to be outdone by his outfield chums Fabianski pulled off a brilliant double save near the end. The first came from a de Ridder run and shot - which for the skill and effort at that stage of the game would have been a goal applauded by the whole ground I think - and from his parry Amr Zaki followed up and the Polish keeper got back to touch it onto the bar. Awesome stuff. So 3-0 at full time (goals and highlights from Arsenalist) and certainly a well deserved win. Wigan boss Steve Bruce was gracious in defeat, talking up the quality of Arsenal's youngsters, while Arsene Wenger said:
    I enjoyed every minute because it was a big test. They showed a remarkable combination of desire, energy and quality out there tonight. It was a match full of drive, energy, and team spirit up until the last minute. After the Sheffield United game I said that this is the most complete [youth] side I have had. It is great for the future of the club.
    And there is no question we're seeing some players who have the potential go on and become big, big players for Arsenal. At 16 Jack Wilshere is phenomenal, Aaron Ramsey looks like he could play himself into the first team this season, Vela is so quick and so skillful and I liked Djourou a lot last night. He was aggressive, more assured and led the back four very well. But it's hard to single people out when to a man the team played as well as they did. It's also quite confusing watching the Carling Cup at times. I think criticism of the manager because of the lack of experience in our 'first' team is justified yet you look at these players and can't help thinking he's some kind of genius. This was a Premier League team, with their best team out, and we mullered them. It makes my brain hurt, but in a good way. I think. I like the confidence of these young players too. They're so assured that from time to time poor decisions are made or little tricks that should be saved for the training ground don't come off. But that doesn't stop them from trying it again and it'll work the next time. I like the fact that Gibbs got a hard time in the initial stages of the game, Wigan targeting the diagonal ball over his head for de Ridder or Valencia but he got himself sorted out (obviously with some instruction from the bench) and had a fine game from then on. But, as Gunnerblog points out this morning, there's no pressure on them. There's a level of expectation nowadays because of the results we've had in the past, but if Wigan had beaten us last night it wouldn't have been a big deal. They're an experienced Premier League team, we're a bunch of kids with an average age that can barely get a drink in a pub. So that is a factor in how freely they play. The manager himself said after the game that he's not sure they're ready for the league yet, but that's not to take anything away from them though, they deserve all the plaudits they'll get today. Well done, boys. The draw for the next round takes place on Saturday. Also, it was good to see some of the senior players there to support the young lads last night. I caught a glimpse of Adebayor, Eduardo and Eboue wearing a fetching pair of specs. Adebayor's advice to Simspon might not have been mindblowingingly tactical ("Get it on target") but it obviously meant a lot to the young man who can be very pleased with his night's work. It was also interesting to see Martin Keown sitting amongst the players. I wonder what's happening there. Away from the Carling Cup there was news of Tomas Rosicky. The club announced he had undergone 'revision' surgery in Germany and will now follow a rehabilitation plan set out by our medical team. Arsene Wenger said:
    The situation looks very positive. They have taken a lot of scar tissue out of his leg and the vibes I got from the surgeon were very positive. I think he could return between six to eight weeks.
    That is good news. When we bemoan lack of experience it'd be good to have Rosicky back. Obviously many of us had concerns about his career in general, given the length of time he's been out and the lack of information regarding his condition, but this news is positive and fingers crossed all goes well in his recovery. Right then, you may now spend the day talking about which kid you're most in love with. Erm ... more tomorrow.]]>
    2260 2008-11-12 09:00:14 2008-11-12 09:00:14 open open carling-cup-arsenal-3-0-wigan-a-hardcastlian-reverie publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Crab people, Crab people, look like crabs, talk like people http://arseblog.net/2008/11/13/crab-people-crab-people-look-like-crabs-talk-like-people/ Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2257 The Sun and the Independent, who make those outrageous claims of Gazza similarity, run a piece which suggests he could even be called up to the England U21 squad for the European Championships next summer (Stuart Pearce saying he nearly went to the box office to get a season ticket after Tuesday's game - there's a waiting list, Mr Pearce. Thank you). Meanwhile, Liam Brady, who I'd much prefer Jack was compared to, says the comparisons are a compliment to him. Now there's high praise. The English press do love the homegrown prodigies. Jack is certainly that but I'm sure between his folks and the education he's getting at Arsenal that it will be well managed. He doesn't look like the kind of kid that feels any pressure though. You just think back to the summer when he absolutely creamed Michel Salgado in the Emirates Cup. That's a boy who cares not for reputation or experience. Still, slowly slowly catchy monkey, as they say. The Daily Mail (spit) has a piece on Carlos Vela and how he became an Arsenal player. And that's really about it. Tomorrow we can look forward to the Villa game, we should get team news and such later on. And there'll be an Arsecast. Number 100 too. So I have to think of something special to do for that. I'll get busy, till tomorrow.]]> 2257 2008-11-13 09:00:44 2008-11-13 09:00:44 open open crab-people-crab-people-look-like-crabs-talk-like-people publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Small Villa preview + Arsecast 100, a century of Arse http://arseblog.net/2008/11/14/small-villa-preview-arsecast-100-a-century-of-arse/ Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2255 fitness tests for Almunia and Adebayor, which is a bit of surprise. Almunia is still recovering from the kick in the face he got from Michael Carrick but Adebayor seems have recovered a bit quicker than expected from the ankle injury he got against Stoke. With so many big games coming up this month I can't see the manager taking any risks if he isn't 100% though. We're still without the injured Eboue and the suspended Robin van Persie. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see the same team that started against United. Villa are a decent side although their recent form hasn't been brilliant. In John Carew they have a player we know all about. From that goal he scored for Valencia to the shocking challenge on Hleb in last year's game at Villa Park he's one of those whose father you wish had just had one more wank in his lifetime before he got Mrs Carew up the spout. If he plays, there are doubts because of injury, then it'll be a test for Sylvester and Gallas. In Ashley Young and Agbonlahor they've got quality too and they're very solid at the back. Last weekend's win over Manchester United lifted the spirits and showed what this team is capable of. However, the worries over their consistency remain so a good performance and three points against Villa is vital to show that a corner has been turned. The pressure's back on but if we play with the same commitment and energy as we did against United then we're more than capable of winning the game. Abou Diaby looks set to continue and he calls Patrick Vieira his role model. In reality the similarities between them are mostly physical. Diaby seems much more comfortable in a more advanced, attacking role and he's yet to show that he can come close to what Vieira did in central midfield. Still, if that's who he's holding himself up against then at least he's learning from a great player. Youngster Abu 'Wakemeupbeforeyou' Ogogo has joined Barnet on a one month loan deal while William Gallas says he's a good captain. Any beyond that there's not much news. As usual Saturday morning will be busy with the various bits and pieces that come out of the manager's press conference but for now we'll move on with the Arsecast and it's Arsecast number 100. Holy moly, that's a lot of Arsecast. On this week's momentous show I chat with Goonerholic, one of the only people old enough to remember Arsecast 1, about the Carling Cup, the United game and tomorrow's game against Villa. As well as that there's The man in the bar, Eboue, Adebayor, Arsene Wenger Hawkins and more. There's also the chance to win yourself a Savile Rogue scarf, unquestionably the finest football scarf known to man. Just listen and answer the question. Winner announced on next week's show, plus Savile Rogue will give you a 10% discount on any purchase if you use the code ARSEBLOG at checkout. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (18mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Ok, enjoy the 'cast, have yourselves a fine stress free Friday and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]> 2255 2008-11-14 09:00:10 2008-11-14 09:00:10 open open small-villa-preview-arsecast-100-a-century-of-arse publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow + some Arsenal football stuff http://arseblog.net/2008/11/15/ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-some-arsenal-football-stuff/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2253 Adebayor and Almunia are in the squad. Almunia has recovered completely so is likely to start while the boss says he hasn't decided whether or not to play Adebayor. There'll be one young Dane cursing the recovery powers of the Togonian. Whichever striker he picks I think we'll see the same formation as against United last week. We've really said all there is to say about how we need to play, about how irrelevant last week would become if we didn't follow it up with the right result today, so let's just hope we get the Arsenal of last week and not the Arsenal that faced Stoke. We want the Dr Jekyll Arsenal and not the Mr Hyde one. I think. Whichever one of them was the good one. And by good one I'm talking about the mean-spirited, ruthless one. Arsene Wenger reckons seven or eight of Tuesday's Carling Cup team will play for Arsenal in the Premier League. He says:
    If you look at the team that played in the Carling Cup Final two years ago our midfield was Walcott, Denilson, Fabregas, Diaby. That was the midfield that started against Man United. We have a good idea of the potential development of the players. That’s why I believe seven or eight will play.
    Beyond Song and Djourou, who have a measure of Premier League experience, perhaps the one closest to making the breakthrough is Aaron Ramsey and the boss says there's no better place for him to be than at Arsenal Football Club. He says:
    I believe he has something special. He has the work-rate, he has the spirit and he has good vision. He has all the physical and tactical ingredients to become a great midfielder. He still needs to develop his technique but he has what is needed to become a top-level player.
    In the bits and pieces we've seen of him so far he's been impressive. He set up Adebayor's second goal at Blackburn, he set up Bendtner with a back heel against Sheffield United and he does seem to have an eye for the crafty little pass in and around the box. That's something that could well be vital as we come up against teams who like to get men behind the ball. His long passing is good too and he seems to have a mean free-kick on him. I'm tipping him to be semi-regular in the Premier League by the end of the season. You can see some video of Wenger talking about the young players in The Sun today. Lukasz Fabianski's agent says other clubs have been asking him about the Polish stopper but says Fabianski is enjoying his time at Arsenal and is working 'step-by-step' to become Arsenal's number 1. If he does make it I can't imagine there'll ever be a dull game. Still, his emergence and progress is a good thing. Competition is vital, especially in the keeper's position. We saw how Lehmann responded when his place was under threat, Almunia performed excellently when he knew Jens was ready to back in at any time, and the duel between Fab and Al should keep them both on their toes. There was good news about Eduardo who should be ready to play in about 'two or three' weeks, according to Arsene Wenger. I'd imagine they'd be a few reserves games under his belt before he's reintroduced to first team action though, so if we start to see him in the squad around Christmas time then that'd be about right. Right, that's about it. I've got to go get my foot looked at. Fingers crossed we get the right performance and result. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2253 2008-11-15 09:00:36 2008-11-15 09:00:36 open open ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-some-arsenal-football-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 0-2 Aston Villa: Arsenal's weaknesses exposed yet again. http://arseblog.net/2008/11/16/arsenal-0-2-aston-villa-arsenals-weaknesses-exposed-yet-again/ Sun, 16 Nov 2008 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2250 There are some very real problems. Last week they got themselves up for a big match and performed excellently. This week the opposition wasn't quite so glamorous and the performance reflected that. It was the same against Hull, against Stoke, against Fulham and against Sunderland. Is it over-confidence? Arrogance? Laziness? It's not my job to find out, it's Arsene Wenger's, but you cannot deny the problem exists. Defensively we are a shambles. There's no solidity at the back and the centre of our defence is weak. We have conceded 15 goals in our 13 league games, 10 of those at home. The issues the manager identified have not been addressed and unless they are then we will remain a defensively suspect team. Apart from Djourou, who has not really been given a chance in the league this season, none of Gallas, Toure or Sylvester have performed well enough. When you have a soft centre you will get exposed and Gallas, Toure and Sylvester are soft. I won't say not good enough because that's too sweeping but not playing anywhere near well enough. I also wonder that if Gallas and Sylvester weren't French would Wenger be so forgiving of their poor form and slack defending. I fully accept that Kolo Toure has not been playing well but it was Gallas who was guilty of a string of poor performances and individual errors which costs us goals, yet Toure was dropped. What kind of message does that send? Gallas defended well for the most part yesterday, he prevented the rebound being scored, but was found out with a simple long ball over the top, 'defending' for which other centre-halves of recent times would have been crucified for. How long do you keep carrying someone? Midfield was woeful yesterday. Cesc is playing as poorly as I have ever seen him play, Nasri goes from the sublime to the opposite of sublime, Theo flits in and out of games and when faced with that kind of system has no space to get behind defences where he causes the most damage, Denilson still isn't ready in my opinion, and Diaby was more or less anonymous. Up front Bendtner didn't have a lot to work with, Villa are a good defensive side, but the way he strolls about the pitch is maddening and the way the ball seems to bounce off him at completely random angles when he tries to control it puts me in mind of a hungover Sunday League player at times. Yet this was the same group of players that did so well and beat United. It's so, so frustrating. Afterwards Arsene said:
    You have to accept that the game is played by human beings and sometimes physically they have a drop. It is very difficult for us to have a rational explanation about what happened today. I believe that the team want it but it was just like a few other times this year where it is unexplainable why we don’t really play at our 100% potential.
    Physically that team had a week off after the United game. There is no reason why they should have had a drop. They should have been full of confidence, full of energy, yet they were half-arsed, sluggish and, at times, disinterested. Where was the urgency? Where was the fight? I think it's obvious this team lacks a leader. Again I'm not being critical of Gallas just for the sake of being critical but he's not a leader. He might try but it's just not in his nature. I think that's obvious and then you have to start looking at the manager who persists with him as captain. Is there a natural leader in the team? I've talked up Cesc for the captaincy and I think he'd enjoy it but maybe now is not the right time. We're a quiet team. There's nobody talking, egging people on, shouting, encouraging. We go out, 'play our football' but if that doesn't work we are stymied. We miss a Flamini type character, not only for the way he played football (and I think we really miss that at the moment) but for his relentless drive and unwillingness to be beaten. Some of them appeared to just give up yesterday, went through the motions and that's not right. The manager has to address these issues and the only way of doing it now is with the chequebook. We have to splutter through until January, hoping that the Arsenal that is motivated and capable turns up for the matches, and then buy. He needs to buy at least one centre half and at least one central midfielder. Not prodigies, not teen-sensations, not players with 'great potential', but players who can come in, bring quality and experience, and improve the side. Ideally one of those players could provide the leadership the team so badly needs. I know we have lots of good young players coming through but the cream will rise to the top anyway. Let's not forget Cesc broke into the Arsenal team when we had Vieira, Parlour, Edu and Gilberto in his way. Proper men, experienced quality footballers and to perpetuate this fallacy that buying a player will somehow prevent a talented youngster making his mark does the manager no service. It's hard to know what to feel about this group of players. One week they're fantastic, the next week they're beyond dreadful. They build us up then knock us down again. The bottom line though is that this team has weaknesses that are apparent to me and practically every Arsenal fan. We lack quality in defence and in midfield and there's a mental weakness that has to be corrected, otherwise this is going to be a very long and very trying season. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2250 2008-11-16 09:00:15 2008-11-16 09:00:15 open open arsenal-0-2-aston-villa-arsenals-weaknesses-exposed-yet-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Players heading off for internationals + thoughts on Cesc http://arseblog.net/2008/11/17/players-heading-off-for-internationals-thoughts-on-cesc/ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2248 'embarrassing' and I suppose it's good that there's that level of honesty amongst the players. What exactly will be done about it remains to be seen. Former Arsenal player Steve Sidwell, part of the Villa side which won on Saturday, said:
    You look at the top four and you come to Arsenal thinking you can pick up points. That’s how it looks to me. You can get points at Arsenal. I believe you play Arsenal home and away and think you can get a result.
    There was a time when teams were beaten before we even got on the pitch. Now, I'm not stupid enough to think that lasts forever but the perception that we're a soft touch hurts a bit, I have to say. I'm not blind to the problems of my team or its players but I get all defensive when someone else starts pointing out what's wrong with us. I do not like it. It's just the way of the football fan, I suppose. I can listen to any other Arsenal fan criticise the team or point out its flaws but if I hear Alan Hansen making the exact same point I want to press his face on a hot frying pan and hear that Scottish sizzle. We'll be without Cesc for the Man City game too as he has picked up five yellow cards and gets an automatic one match suspension. Goonerholic suggests sending him back home for a bit to let him recharge his batteries so he can come back nice and refreshed. In one way it's a nice idea but ultimately when he comes back the problems will remain, in my opinion. Cecs is going through probably the worst run of form since he broke into the first team. He looks sluggish and lethargic and he looks like a player who isn't enjoying his football at the moment. He looks worn out and I don't think the players he has around him make it any easier for him to get himself out of this slump. It's easier to lift yourself when you've got quality around you and with the greatest of respect to Denilson I don't think he's ready yet (but I maintain he could be a good player if he were to brought through more slowly and able to learn from more experienced players) - and I look at central midfielders of not too long ago and I just do not understand what the manager sees in Alex Song. We have a wonderfully gifted player in Cesc but I don't believe we're doing, or have done, as much as we should to get the best out of him. Yes, he can play better but it seems as if he doesn't have the confidence in his young midfield partners that he did in Gilberto or Flamini (whose style of play did so much to make Cesc so good last season - even if Flamini were to have left then he should have been replaced with a similar player). I'm sure he was disappointed when we failed to sign Xabi Alonso this summer, having talked up his Spanish colleague in interviews. We know that Arsenal wanted him but for the sake of, perhaps, a million or two, we didn't make the purchase. So while sending him back for some home cooking might not be the worst thing in the world I'm not sure it's the full answer. What is clear though is that we need Cesc to find his form again and quickly. There's nothing the manager can do in the transfer market until January (that's if he does anything at all) and there's a lot of football between now and then. Sorry for the glum start to the week but what can you do? This is Glummy McGlum reporting from Glumtown for Glum TV.]]>
    2248 2008-11-17 09:00:41 2008-11-17 09:00:41 open open players-heading-off-for-internationals-thoughts-on-cesc publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal's lack of consistency somewhat consistent http://arseblog.net/2008/11/18/arsenals-lack-of-consistency-somewhat-consistent/ Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2245 issued a stark warning to his teammates, saying:
    It was a great performance against Manchester United and if we do that every week we'll be fine. But we did the opposite and we cannot work like this. There is time and there's a way to go. There is time to catch and for other teams to drop points but if we play like we did (against Villa), after a few months the season will be finished.
    Strong words indeed. And true words. The way this team can perform exceptionally one week and then like a pack of chumps who appear not to care less the next is infuriating. Realistically I think there's little chance of this lot challenging for the title but with so many games still to play that optimistic part of me, the one that thinks we can win everything at the start of every season, doesn't want to write us off just yet. But you have to question how many times they need the wake up call? How many times can our own players admit lack of focus, poor attitude, lack of effort before they realise they're letting themselves, and everyone else, down? The key word, and one I'm sure we'll be sick of hearing before too long (if we're not already), is 'consistency'. With Arsene Wenger admitting the international break is doing him no favours it's hard to see how anything can be worked on this week. He claims there's no rational explanation for the poor performance against Villa after the good performance against United but there are those who would say there are a number of good reasons for it (reasons which we have gone over more than a few times so don't bear repeating). He also claimed that the lack of consistency is not down to the lack of experience in the squad. I'm pretty sure he said almost the opposite in the past but nevermind. Defending his decision not to bring in an experienced midfielder in the summer he claimed not to have any regrets:
    Not really, we had no player we really wanted and for now we have no regrets. You cannot explain the own goal of Gael Clichy by the fact we haven’t got an experienced player in midfield.
    Leaving aside the first part of that which makes my brain hurt in a bad way the second part of that statement is hugely disingenuous. Of course an own goal by Clichy can't be explained by not having an experienced midfielder but having an experienced midfielder would have made it easier to get one back or, shock horror, actually be ahead in the game at that stage. Having an experienced midfielder would improve our team irrespective of somebody scoring an own goal so that doesn't make much sense to me. It sounds like excuse making. 'You cannot blame the fact I burnt your steak on the fact that I did not clean out the fireplace'. The fact that he says there was no player he really wanted is staggering though. I'm told he really wanted Xabi Alonso so while he might be saying this for the benefit of his squad, struggling as they are with confidence, it's a bit insulting as a fan to hear him say it. That he has no regrets, after four losses in thirteen games, is the icing on the cake and icing is made of poo. Again the optimist in me is hoping that Arsene is saying one thing in public while thinking something completely different. My big worry is that he actually believes what he's saying, believes that this squad of players is capable of winning the title without augmentation. He says defeat is harder for managers than players. I have no doubt he'll pore over the tapes but if he does that and can't see what the team is missing, if he can't see a 'rational explanation', then I'd be even more worried. I also think, not for the first time, that the stories on the official site do him no favours at all. 'Defeat is hardest for managers', screams the headline and as a fan that immediately got my back up. When you read the article it explains a bit better but the lack of awareness of the writer or the site editor is telling and it's not the first time the Arsenal website has done that kind of thing. Try to soften the blows, if you can, not make them worse. Not much else going on really. The internationals take place tomorrow and I am expecting at least a dozen injuries. Which will require the Carling Cup team to play against Citeh. See, there could be a plus side to these injuries. Hasta mañana, Arsechums.]]>
    2245 2008-11-18 09:00:00 2008-11-18 09:00:00 open open arsenals-lack-of-consistency-somewhat-consistent publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The FA should pay Theo's wages for the duration of his injury http://arseblog.net/2008/11/19/the-fa-should-pay-theos-wages-for-the-duration-of-his-injury/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2243 Theo Walcott dislocated his shoulder and could now miss as much as three months while he recuperates. He fell under a challenge from West Ham's Scott Parker and was stretchered off to hospital. England coach Fabio Capello said:
    Our priority is Theo and making him as comfortable as possible before he returns to England. We’re all very disappointed but the most important thing is for Theo to travel home and make a quick recovery.
    Really though it makes little or no difference to England. The next World Cup qualifier isn't until April 1st but for Arsenal it's going to cause a massive problem. Theo has played in every league game this season and has established himself as the first choice at right midfield. Now we're really stuck. I have no idea how long Eboue, the next obvious choice for Arsene Wenger, is out injured but with Bacary Sagna out Eboue could provide cover for that when fit (although Kolo Toure can do a job). With Manchester City coming up on Saturday we now have no Cesc (suspension) and no Theo. Those are two of our most dangerous midfielders and life will be much more difficult without them. I expect a bit of fallout in the wake of this injury. Arsene Wenger, never a fan of friendly internationals at the best of times, will be absolutely furious about this injury. And it opens up the whole debate about compensation for players injured while away on international duty. While the FA can, perhaps, justify ignorning claims of clubs when a player is hurt during a competitive game they simply cannot do the same for a friendly like this. The FA should now be made to pay Theo's wages for the duration of the injury. As is stands Arsenal are the ones who suffer on the pitch and in the wallet and that's simply not right. As well as that there should be more debate about the need for a friendly international at this stage of the season. As I mentioned England's next qualifier isn't until April, what benefit is a friendly now? Why, when almost everyone in football agrees that players are overplayed, do they see fit to schedule a round of games in November? In England December is a crazy month. There is no winter break. There's a full Christmas schedule, yet instead of giving players a break FIFA and the national associations look on this as a little money-spinner. It's wrong on every level and I would heartily endorse the club taking a stand on this issue. Of course Theo could have been injured on our time but then we would take responsibility for that. As it stands the FA simply send him back to us saying 'Ooops, I think it's broken. Bye!!!'. The shoulder Theo dislocated is not the one he had surgery on previously but we may find this requires the same kind of operation. Once a shoulder is dislocated it becomes easier for it to be injured again. I suppose we'd better just wait and see what the prognosis from the club is but given the way things are going at the moment we might as well prepare ourselves for the worst case scenario. Anything else would be a bonus. Everything else today is related to internationals and we had better all get praying that none of our other players come back injured. Aaron Ramsey is set to make his debut for Wales, which will probably result in him rupturing his spleen and dislocating his head. Robin van Persie will shatter every bone in his body under in innocuous challenge while playing for Holland and Gael Clichy will be killed stone dead when an Raymond Domenech tells him to go 88mph in a DeLorean car which never gets above 87 and smashes straight into a wall. Pfff, stupid internationals. Get well soon, Theo.]]>
    2243 2008-11-19 09:00:43 2008-11-19 09:00:43 open open the-fa-should-pay-theos-wages-for-the-duration-of-his-injury publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Theo bad news confirmed + a change at the back might help http://arseblog.net/2008/11/20/theo-bad-news-confirmed-a-change-at-the-back-might-help/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2241 confirmed the bad news about Theo Walcott last night. While commentating for French TV Arsene Wenger said:
    Theo dislocated his shoulder during training, he will be out for at least three months.
    Well, great biskwits made of arse flotsam. That is bad news. Theo was established as our first choice right sided midfielder and the alternatives are a bit depressing. When he gets fit again it'll probably be Eboue playing there and he simply does not offer the same attacking threat as Theo. In a period where we need to be as efficient as possible and to score as many goals as possible due to our leaky defence this is bad news. Theo is going to have surgery to correct the problem which should make the shoulder much stronger so reports about how his career is at risk should be taken with a very hefty pinch of salt. It's just the usual suspects making a big drama. Hopefully he can recover well and quickly and we wish him all the best. Hurry back, Billy Whizz! Hearing what Arsene has to say about Theo's injury in more detail will be interesting, to say the least. We know he's never been a fan of international friendlies, particularly pointless ones like the ones this week, so I suspect he's not going to hold back. His frustration won't be helped by how important Theo is to us. As for the issue of compensation I think Arsenal should go for it. I did some reading around last night and came across an article about Michael Owen and one of his many injures suffered whilst on England duty. An FA spokesperson said:
    The FA takes out policies to cover for injuries sustained on international duty. This figure can be up to £100,000 a week but it is not the FA who pay this money out, it is our insurers, if they deem it is fit to do so.
    So the precedent is set and if the FA are paying insurance then we would be foolish not to make a claim. Losing a player for a week or two is one thing but three months entirely another. Where exactly this leaves us for Saturday's game against Man City remains to be seen. We'll be without Cesc through suspension and I think Eboue is still injured. If that remains the same then you have to think one of Ramsey or even Jack Wilshere will be drafted into the team, perhaps to play in a 5 man midfield. One thing Theo's injury does is highlight the paucity of options available to us. Don't get me wrong, I think Ramsey and Wilshere are great young players but that we're hoping for either a 16 or a 17 year old to come in and save our bacon just isn't right for a club like Arsenal. Anyway, we'll find out more about that later on, I'm sure. One man who will come back into the team is Robin van Persie who scored two for the Dutch last night. Hopefully he can keep those shooting boots on because I think we're going to need them. There were no other reports of injuries for those involved in matches last night, fingers crossed it remains that way. Arsene Wenger also hinted at changes in the centre of defence, talking up the qualities of Johan Djourou. He said:
    He has gained in personality, in determination and in quality. He is pushing all the other players. At the back you want players who are strong in the duels and strong in the air. Johan's size is a big advantage. He is among the top quality.
    I really don't see the harm in putting him in at this stage. We've seen Kolo + Gallas doesn't really work, nor does Gallas + Sylvester (9 goals conceded in 5 league games with them at the back), so I suppose it's time to see if Gallas + Djourou works (despite the obvious common denominator in those previous partnerships). There are signs that it might though. I think Gallas had his best spell as an Arsenal defender around the turn of last year when Kolo had gone to the ACN. Senderos played and as the kind of centre half who attacks the ball he allowed Gallas to play the 'mopping up' role he does best. If Djourou plays in a similar manner then at least we'll have someone who adds some presence and aggression to the centre of defence and we might see an improvement in the performances of the captain which, until we can address the problems in defence during the transfer window, would be very welcome. Right, not much more happening at this early stage. The players will be coming back in dribs and drabs today, leaving only tomorrow for the manager to assess his squad and get things in order for what's going to be a tough game in Manchester. More on that and other stuff tomorrow.]]>
    2241 2008-11-20 09:00:01 2008-11-20 09:00:01 open open theo-bad-news-confirmed-a-change-at-the-back-might-help publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Captain Craptastic, Gallas goes too far + Arsecast 101 http://arseblog.net/2008/11/21/captain-craptastic-gallas-goes-too-far-arsecast-101/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2239 2239 2008-11-21 09:00:09 2008-11-21 09:00:09 open open captain-craptastic-gallas-goes-too-far-arsecast-101 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _wp_old_slug _edit_lock Gallas has been stripped of the Arsenal captaincy http://arseblog.net/2008/11/21/gallas-has-been-stripped-of-the-arsenal-captaincy/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2236 2236 2008-11-21 09:00:22 2008-11-21 09:00:22 open open gallas-has-been-stripped-of-the-arsenal-captaincy publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Glad that Gallas is gone, time for a fresh start at Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2008/11/22/glad-that-gallas-is-gone-time-for-a-fresh-start-at-arsenal/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2234 The Sun says Gallas has been told he is 'free to leave' the club. They quote one of those old reliable 'close family friends' who said:
    “Arsene told him ‘If you don’t want to be in my team then just go. You are free to leave’. William was shocked at the outburst and went straight home. He simply doesn’t know what will happen to him. He’s very down."
    It's hard to see how he can continue at the club in any way, to be honest. He has betrayed the rest of the players by making public things which happen in the dressing room and that won't easily be forgotten. But he's also a French international who is worth some money. It will be interesting to see if the club hold on and try and sell him in January or if some agreement is made which sees his contract cancelled and he leaves as a free agent. Given the circumstances you feel it might be worth taking the financial hit and getting him out of the club as quickly as possible. What will be most interesting is seeing what kind of comment the club and the manager has to make on the situation. We've had a brief snippet (in that Sun article) from the chairman who talks about not making things public but that could have come from any time in the recent past. I'm sure Arsene will feel betrayed by Gallas. He made him captain, he put more faith in him and backed him more than he probably should have, perhaps feeling that giving Gallas responsibility might change the man, but Gallas was always too old to change. Or not intelligent enough to cope with the pressures of the job. So while I'm glad Arsene has done this now it's a case of better late than never because this is a decision he could easily have made in the summer. It's a decision he should have made in the summer. Now, it feels like a big thing. It feels important, really important. Almost like a weight has been lifted from our shoulders and we can move on. Goodplaya's point is good, the removal of Gallas does not solve all our problems, not by a long way, but this certainly does feel like a step in the right direction. I felt the position of Gallas as captain made it difficult for Wenger to drop him as a player when he should have been dropped. There is no such problem now. So it's up to the rest of the players to show what they're made of today. I know that some of them did not take to Gallas as captain, and like the rest of us footballers can be petty, spiteful individuals at times. Imagine you have a team leader at work who you actively dislike, you don't do your best work for them, do you? The same thing goes for footballers which is why the choice of the next captain is absolutely crucial. You know who I think should get it but I'll write something on that in another blog in the days ahead. Today it'll probably be Almunia with the armband as we take on Manchester City. The squad, as I said above, is threadbare and how we line up is going to be interesting. I suspect we're going to see Sylvester and Song as the centre-halves, Djourou at right back and I think Aaraon Ramsey will come into the midfield. There are doubts about Adebayor apparently so we'll have to see how we line up but a five man midfield with Ramsey, Denilson, Diaby, Nasri and perhaps van Persie playing off the main striker wouldn't be a surprise. It's almost like a new era for the team now. Soon it will have a new leader, in January I am quite sure it's going to have new players, but there's plenty of football to be played between now and then. The lads out there today have to show they're Arsenal players, they have to show they can perform when backs are against the wall, perhaps they need to prove a point to the former captain, but what's undeniable is that they need a good result today. Goodbye Gallas, hello the future. Come on Arsenal! More tomorrow.]]>
    2234 2008-11-22 09:00:20 2008-11-22 09:00:20 open open glad-that-gallas-is-gone-time-for-a-fresh-start-at-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Man City 3-0 Arsenal - Arsenal's lack of quality and confidence exposed http://arseblog.net/2008/11/23/man-city-3-0-arsenal-arsenals-lack-of-quality-and-confidence-exposed/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 09:00:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2232 Denilson van Persie lost possession, City cut us open like we were a schoolboy side and Robinho's sublime chipped finish put us two behind. Late on a dubious penalty made it 3-0. Sometimes you can look at a game and think the scoreline is one that you didn't deserve but yesterday was not one of those days. City had a goal disallowed for offiside, which was a very generous decision from linesman, Robinho had another cleared off the line by Djourou and created any number of chances. It could easily have been 5-0. At the other end our efforts were weak, Bendtner missing a very good chance and van Persie having a goal disallowed for taking the ball from the keeper as he was kicking it out but beyond that we rarely troubled the home side. Arsene's talk afterwards about how the score flattered City was pure bluster. He's desperately trying to keep his squad's spirits up because he does not believe that. Pictures of him sitting on the bench, stoney-faced, looking at the game make a lie of his comments. He knew we were outplayed, outclassed and outfought by a City side that had taken just one point from their last four league games. Is this a crisis? It's a word that's bandied about all too often but this time it's well and truly appropriate. This Arsenal side is in the midst of a real crisis. They are rudderless, struggling and lacking in quality. I felt sorry for Gavin Hoyte, thrust in to make his debut at right back due to the Gallas situation. It was a mistake to play him although it's hard to suggest that the alternative would have made that much difference. But if you're going to play a footballer as average as Alex Song does it matter where you play him? We might have been better with Song at the back, Djourou at right back and Ramsey, who has obvious craft and quality despite his age, in midfield. Ahh, midfield. What a disaster. I'm sorry but this is the worst Arsenal midfield for a very long time. Denilson had a shocker. He might well turn into a decent player but he's not ready now. Alex Song will never be ready for Arsenal. Just not good enough. And Diaby, what talent he has, but talent counts for nothing if you coast through games as if you've been there and done it all. He's done nothing in his career to justify the kind of lazy, disinterested performance he put in yesterday. Oh for Gilberto. Ultimately though you can't blame a poor player for being a poor player. You have to blame the manager for picking him. You have to blame the manager for allowing his squad to become so poor. You have to blame the manager for letting Flamini and Diarra go without replacing them. You have to blame him for allowing Gilberto to leave, having already let the other two go. I know Gilberto wasn't everyone's favourite but can any of you honestly tell me now you wouldn't have him back in a heartbeat? I wrote a couple of weeks ago about how this Arsenal side makes me sad and I stand by that today. I texted someone yesterday to say watching this Arsenal team was like looking on helplessly as someone beats up your dad. It's upsetting. I look at this team, this group of players, and I can do nothing but shake my head. It is the poorest team of Wenger's reign, no doubt about it. It's incredible how we've gone from being a team that just needed a couple of decent additions to make it a serious title contender, to one that is going to struggle to make 4th place this season. Yesterday was a day when we could have made up ground on the leaders. Chelsea, United and Liverpool all drew. We had the chance to close the gap and we blew it, spectacularly. Of course some of the problem is confidence and the lack of it. It's hugely important and average players full of confidence can do wonders. Average players with none give you days like yesterday. But if and when it is restored the manager needs to address the problem of quality. The team badly needs new players. At least one central defender, at least two central midfield players and possibly a wide player. He has to accept that some of the young players he has put so much faith in are either not ready or simply not good enough. He also needs to think about whether or not he's serving them well by expecting so much from them. He must start thinking about what is best for Arsenal Football Club and not what is best for these young players. They might be Arsenal players but they are not Arsenal. It was a brave experiment (to use Arsene's own word) to go down the road of youth and one which most us supported given the manager's track record. Now though it is clear the experiment has failed and he must correct it for the club to move on. His transfer policy must change and new players must be bought in January. If he doesn't buy in January then very serious questions must be asked about his future at the club. I said it last week that his constant assertions about how buying players might impede the progress of youngsters is a fallacy. The cream will always rise to the top. A young player as good as Fabregas will always make the breakthrough but a young player like Fabregas is a rarity. They're not ten a penny like Wenger seems to think they are. We have some very talented and special young players but you do them a disservice by expecting too much from them too soon. A blend of youth and experience is a good thing, when all you have is youth you get found out and that's blindingly obvious now. At every level of football that's true. I remember when I was playing football in Spain. Our team was 'experienced', shall we say. A lot of players over 30, particularly at the back. None of us blessed with much pace, we weren't the most mobile but we had experience and a couple of good young guys who could run all day long. A new team joined the league and I'd say their oldest player was 22. They were young, fit, fast, and eager. But we beat them every time because we knew a bit more about the game. We knew how to commit those niggly fouls, we could read the game a bit better, and while they charged around at 100mph we coped and won the games quite easily. It's a strange comparison, I know, but it fits. The blend in this Arsenal team is wrong. Unquestionably this is the most difficult period of Arsene's Arsenal career. We're in very real danger of imploding, if we haven't already, and every team in the league will be licking their lips at the thought of playing us. The idea of Chelsea next weekend is absolutely terrifying at this moment in time. How he turns it around between now and then is anybody's guess. The team needs a lift from somewhere. Perhaps the appointment of a new captain will do that (again that's something I'll come back to in another blog, tomorrow maybe). But yesterday was a day when even the most staunch supporter of Wenger's youth policy had to hold their hands up and admit it has failed. There are young players in the Arsenal squad who will come good, there are those that won't. But those that will need to be brought through properly. The manager is failing them and the club at the moment. He has January to make things right, or at least get things going in the right direction again. There are those who say that buying in January is more difficult. They're right, but if you choose not to buy in the summer then that's the cross you have to bear. I sincerely hope that Arsene will do something about it. I want him to win trophies again with Arsenal. I want him to succeed. I hope that he can swallow his pride a little bit and make things better. The alternative, in which he 'keeps faith' with this group and does nothing to address the problems we have is unthinkable. The manager refused to speak about William Gallas yesterday but said he does have a future at the club. It's hard to see it. I maintain Arsene has done the right thing despite the fact we are short of players at the moment. If you have to take a hit in the short term to make things better then that's what you have to do. The big picture is important. Chairman Peter Hill-Wood says that Gallas has a 'problem' and the board will back the manager in whatever he decides to do. To me that sounds ominous. Meanwhile Lee Dixon said that Arsene considered taking the captaincy away from Gallas in the summer but decided against it because he felt the player would be badly affected by it. I think that's what they call molly-coddling and speaks volumes for the character of Gallas. Again it comes down to the manager thinking more about what's best for these players than what's best for the club. That he had those thoughts about Gallas in the summer and did nothing means he must take responsibility for what's gone wrong since. That we don't have an obvious leader in the team to take over is no reason not to make the change. Again that's down to him. This squad of players is 100% his. If you don't have a leader then go out and buy one. Overall it's a difficult time for Arsenal fans. All credit to those who travelled to Manchester yesterday. We heard you loud and proud on the radio and on the TV. Nobody is enjoying this. Not those who had faith in Wenger, not those who had their doubts for longer. But this is football. You have peaks and troughs. Good times and bad times. It's just the way it happens. You don't stop loving the Arsenal just because times are hard. To man/woman we all want the best for the club. We might differ on how we think we can achieve that but ultimately we all have the same goal. You can criticise without dooming, you can point out problems and it doesn't mean you don't support the club. At the moment the club needs our support and I'm sure they'll get it. But at the same time the club needs to address the issues that are troubling it. You can't expect blind faith forever. There has to be a time when someone says enough is enough. Yesterday was enough.]]> 2232 2008-11-23 09:00:32 2008-11-23 09:00:32 open open man-city-3-0-arsenal-arsenals-lack-of-quality-and-confidence-exposed publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Why Cesc should be the next captain of Arsenal Football Club http://arseblog.net/2008/11/24/why-cesc-should-be-the-next-captain-of-arsenal-football-club/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:59:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2230 I'm with Amy Lawrence on this one, the next captain of Arsenal has to be Cesc Fabregas. Yes, it's a lot to ask of the young man - to take over as captain when the team is going through one of the worst periods on the pitch for a long time. But Cesc is not somebody who feels that kind of pressure. You don't come into a team like Arsenal at just 17 and play that way if you let pressure get to you. Wenger can talk all he wants about how he wants 11 leaders on the pitch but every team needs a figurehead. Every group of players needs somebody that will lead them, that they respect, that they will go that extra mile for. Cesc is that player. He might be just 21 but he is vastly experienced, extremely popular within the squad (whereas Gallas has always been a bit of an outsider and loner) and for me, most importantly, he has a real and deep connection with Arsenal football club, something I think is really important. Gallas never had that, he would never have it. That's hardly his fault, it's just a fact. Cesc understands what's special about the Arsenal. He has grown up at our football club, he learned from players like Vieira, Henry, Pires and Keown about what it means to be an Arsenal player. He has the spirit and the ability to lead and solidify this group of players. Yes, he is struggling with his form this season but every player struggles with form from time to time. He is a world class player with great standing within the game already. Giving him the captaincy is not simply a way of fending off the inevitable advances from Spain either. It's a way of rejuvenating this Arsenal team until we can bring in reinforcements in January. It's like turning over on to a fresh blank page in a book, ready to write the next chapter. The team needs a lift, the fans need a lift, some kind of spark to get things going again and making Cesc captain would do just that. It's a decisive moment for Arsene Wenger. Giving the captaincy to Almunia makes no sense whatsoever. Age is no reason to dictate the captaincy. He can't give it to Kolo Toure if Kolo Toure can't get into the team, and if it were to have been Kolo then it would have happened before now. If he gets this one wrong, and I think giving it to anyone but Cesc would be wrong, then it's a decision he may well regret. So, another week begins and it's a big one. Victory tomorrow night against Kiev assures us of qualification for the knock-out stages of the Champions League and that would be a boost for all concerned. Then next Sunday we travel to Stamford Bridge to take on Chelsea. So it's a massive 6 days for the club. Fingers crossed we find ourselves in better form next Monday than this.]]> 2230 2008-11-24 08:59:45 2008-11-24 08:59:45 open open why-cesc-should-be-the-next-captain-of-arsenal-football-club publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Captain Fabtastic the right choice but this is just the first step http://arseblog.net/2008/11/25/captain-fabtastic-the-right-choice-but-this-is-just-the-first-step/ Tue, 25 Nov 2008 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2228 I have given you information but I do not have to explain to you why I make these decisions. This subject is now closed. You have to respect a little bit of the team’s privacy. Gotta love that last line, aimed as it was at both the journalists and probably Gallas too. It's a big decision to have made and the boss is being pragmatic in including Gallas in the team tonight. He needs him as a player. I think if Toure and Sagna had been fit he'd be much more inclined to have let Gallas sit on the bench, or even at home, but needs must at the moment and I still think, despite some comforting words from the manager, his long term future at the club is very much in doubt. But away from Gallas and on to the new captain of Arsenal Football Club. To me he was the only choice and I'm glad Wenger has made it. It's a great lift for the fans in difficult times and I'm sure it'll be a lift to the players too. Cesc said:
    It is a great honour for me to captain one of the biggest clubs in the world. It is a proud moment. I know it's a big responsibility but together with my team-mates, I know we have the spirit and commitment to get back to winning ways and fulfil our potential.
    He has received the backing of Gael Clichy (who also has words for Gallas) and I think most fans will be right behind the choice of Cesc as captain. But while we all hope this will provide the kind of spark that will get our season going, and even perhaps get his own season going, let's be under no illusions that he faces a difficult time - at least for the first few weeks of his captaincy. This is a step in the right direction, not an instant cure for what ails us. The team is struggling for form and beset with injuries (Nasri and Diaby are both added to the sick list for tonight's game) and until the manager can get the chequebook out and add to the quality of the squad in January then things are going to be tough. We need to show proper Arsenal spirit, we need every single player on the team to give 100% for 90+ minutes, egos need to be left at the door on the way in, we need to start playing as a team and less like a group of individuals who are having a kick around for the first time. This is part of Cesc's job now. To unite the players for the Arsenal cause. And it is a lot to ask anybody, let alone a 21 year old, but I'm confident he can do it. He's never been afraid to speak his mind, to stick up for himself or his teammates, to get involved and he is a winner. He has that drive that we've been missing a bit this season. We've given him the ultimate responsibility as a player at Arsenal, we've asked a lot of him, but at the same time the club has to do likewise. Cesc is a once in a lifetime talent, the kind of player any manager would like to build his team around, now Arsene has to ensure that we bring in the kind of players who will not just help Cesc flourish as captain and player, but the rest of the team too. I think he can be an excellent captain and we know what a brilliant player he is but it's too much to ask him to be brilliant without help. He needs a quality experienced partner alongside him, someone who will help get the best out of him, and we all know where else we need players. As much as Cesc now has a responsibility to Arsenal, Arsenal has a responsibility to him. His appointment will be also be popular with the players and that's important. It's clear that more than a couple have personal problems with Gallas and while it's certainly right to point some fingers at them if there's a lack of professionalism on their part you have to address the root of the problem and Wenger has done that. I still think this is a decision that should have been made during the summer but it's definitely a case of better late than never. So captain Cesc will lead his team out for the first time tonight knowing that a win will see us through to the knock-out stages of the Champions League. We know Kiev generally don't travel well but Arsenal are down to the bare bones, some suggesting that Fran Merida could start on the left hand side of midfield tonight. With Eduardo and Rosicky obviously still out we won't have Adebayor, Toure, Eboue, Walcott or Sagna as well as the aforementioned Nasri and Diaby for tonight's game. With Gallas in the team I think he'll play in the middle with Sylvester with Djourou at right back. In the midfield we could see Merida on the left and Ramsey on the right hand side with Denilson and Cesc in the middle. I wouldn't be surprised if Vela got a start tonight either with Bendtner and his ridiculous pink boots missing out. A win tonight would help restore some confidence ahead of what is going to be a massive game this weekend against Chelsea. It'd get Cesc's reign as Arsenal captain off to a good start and help mend the growing rift between the fans and the team. Nobody likes to be negative, nobody likes to see the team in the doldrums, and hopefully with Cesc leading the boys out tonight it'll help improve the atmosphere all round. The OleOle graphics guys have done up a Captain Cesc wallpaper for you to download in various sizes, so smarten up your desktop this morning. More reaction from Paul Davis, Gunnerblog, RedAction So, here's to Captain Fabtastic, may he develop a terrible withered elbow from lifting too many trophies. Come on Arsenal.]]>
    2228 2008-11-25 09:00:47 2008-11-25 09:00:47 open open captain-fabtastic-the-right-choice-but-this-is-just-the-first-step publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 1-0 Dynamo Kiev: Qualification assured and confidence boosted http://arseblog.net/2008/11/26/arsenal-1-0-dynamo-kiev-qualification-assured-and-confidence-boosted/ Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2225 New captain Cesc said:
    The most important thing was the result. It was a difficult game because every team who comes here comes to defend and try to play on the counter attack. But we were patient and continued to play our football and in the end we scored the goal that we deserved.
    And he also had praise for teammates Gallas:
    It was difficult but you could that every time he [Gallas] touched the ball it was cheering him up and he was fantastic. He is a big professional and nobody doubts his commitment and he has shown that tonight again.
    And Almunia:
    Almunia has kept us in games four or five times now. He is growing in every game and is vital for us. Everyone respects him in the dressing room and he is gaining confidence so he is fantastic for us.
    So a good start as captain for Cesc and his work at uniting the squad and getting everyone pulling together in the same direction has begun. And let's not forget how important his football is to us. There's nobody else in this team who could have played that pass to Bendtner for the goal last night, so to kick off his career as captain by talking the talk and walking the walk, so to speak, is good stuff. Now, we're not necessarily shouting from the rooftops yet but it's good to get a win under our belts. It had been exactly two weeks since our last win (Wigan in the Carling Cup) and it now gives us a bit of a platform to work from ahead of Sunday's game against Chelsea. More on that in the days to come. Who will finally top our Champions League group comes down to the game against Porto on December 10th. Elsewhere, while William Gallas's agent was saying the player had no plans to leave Arsenal, Kolo Toure was being somewhat cagey about his Arsenal future. Responding to speculation about a possible move to Manchester City in January, he said:
    I am injured and need to get back to fitness. I have nothing to say about the transfer link, time will tell.
    It could be just a throw-away comment but I would have preferred to hear him say something like 'I have nothing to say about the transfer link. I am just focussing on working hard to get back into the Arsenal team'. Maybe we expect too much from players but you'd never have Kolo down as a quitter. I'm sure he's not enjoying things at the moment but he's not been the same player since he came back from the ACN last season. Still, the last thing we need to do is sell any of our players, especially the more experienced ones. With January and the transfer window looming ever closer I think most of us are expecting, if not praying solidly for hours at a time, that the manager spends some money to improve the squad. When you hear him talking about how some clubs are 'living in dreamland' and making his second reference of recent times to the current world economic climate you do start to worry. I'm choosing to look at this in a positive way this morning though, no doom and gloom at all, it's obviously all part of his bargaining strategy. He's making other clubs think there's no money around so when he comes along and offers three bob and sixpence for a player they'll feel like they have to take it. Yes, that's what it is. That's what it is. Right so, not much else happening so let us spend the day basking in the warm glow of a win, at last. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2225 2008-11-26 09:00:36 2008-11-26 09:00:36 open open arsenal-1-0-dynamo-kiev-qualification-assured-and-confidence-boosted publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal make a signing + Cesc, Clichy and the Gallas problem http://arseblog.net/2008/11/27/arsenal-make-a-signing-cesc-clichy-and-the-gallas-problem/ Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2222 Arsenal appointed a new CEO yesterday. Ivan Gazidis will take up his new role in January after spending 14 years with the MLS. I'm not sure too many of us know a great deal about him. Chairman PHW gave the standard welcome while Gazidis himself said:
    I relish the prospect of working with the key stakeholders to further propel the Club forward. It is nearly 16 years since I left the UK but I’m very much looking forward to returning in January.
    I like that. 'Propel' is a good word. We could use some propulsion at the moment, no doubt about it, and it's about time we filled this role at the club. On tomorrow's Arsecast I'll be speaking to somebody who knows a bit more about Gazidis so tune in for that one. Cesc Fabregas has been talking about his new role at the club and he'll be checking with Arsenal captains of the past to help him do the job as well as he can. He says:
    I still speak on the phone to Thierry and I will ask him about it. I’d love to talk with Patrick about the job as well because he has so much experience.
    He also talks about being inspired by Tony Adams, which is no bad thing when it comes to captaining a football team. On a more general level though he has set out the objectives for the season, saying:
    I want to lift a trophy. It’s true that we are 10 points behind, so our immediate target is to win at Chelsea. Sunday is a good opportunity to get some points back and a couple of weeks after we have Liverpool at home. It is not over yet and it is up to us to finish where we will finish. We will see, at the moment nothing is done and we will fight until the end.
    And that's the kind of spirit you want from your captain, that's exactly the attitude we need. Sunday is huge, no question, but there's plenty of time to talk about that. In the meantime something Cesc is going to have to deal with as captain is William Gallas and the continued fallout from his rant last week. The usually mild mannered Gael Clichy has accused the former captain of 'shattering' morale within the team. Gael says:
    It has shattered something within the squad. It is something that should have remained between him and the boss even though there may be some truth in what William said. It is now down to the players and staff to glue the fragments back together and move on. What William said was difficult, not only because he was the captain but because he is an experienced player.
    It really is hard to see how Gallas has a long term future at the club, to be honest. At the moment the manager is being very pragmatic. He needs Gallas as a player because of injuries but if someone like Gael Clichy, who is usually a very positive person, has that to say about him then you can't help thinking there are others in the squad for whom the resentment burns much brighter. Whatever way you look at it that's not good and it's a problem you have to solve as a manager. Maybe it's something that will repair itself with time but I suspect we'll move him on in January if we can identify a decent replacement. There's talk of Milan being interested, talk which Milan deny, but we know Italian clubs can tell a lie out of both sides of their mouth at the same time, especially when it comes to transfers. We'll see what happens though. Nicklas Bendtner, who rather tongue in cheek (I hope) claimed to have always dreamt of wearing pink boots, is being linked with a £5m move to Spartak Moscow. There's a Danish connection there with Michael Laudrup the Spartak boss, but I'd be very surprised if it happened. Unless, of course, they give him that pair of diamond encrusted boots he so desires. Maybe we should get him a pair of ruby slippers and call him Dorothy. Chairman PHW has given his backing to Arsene Wenger but this is not the usual dreaded 'vote of confidence'. He says:
    Of course he has my backing. What he has done for the club over the last 12 years has been fantastic. You do not lose faith in a man like him after three or four bad results. It is a ridiculous suggestion really.
    That seems very reasonable when it's put like that but there are still questions for the manager to answer. They may not be coming from board room level but the fans are asking them. I know there's an increasing amount of frustration with some fans about the way things are going but I can only speak for myself when I say I'd love nothing more than to see AW turn it around and start winning trophies again for Arsenal. Right, that's about that. We should get some early team news today ahead of the trip to Stamford Bridge on Sunday so more on that tomorrow and in the Arsecast. In the meantime, have a good day.]]>
    2222 2008-11-27 09:00:07 2008-11-27 09:00:07 open open arsenal-make-a-signing-cesc-clichy-and-the-gallas-problem publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Pre-pre-Chelsea stuff + Arsecast 102 http://arseblog.net/2008/11/28/pre-pre-chelsea-stuff-arsecast-102/ Fri, 28 Nov 2008 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2220 Adebayor, Nasri and Sagna might be back from injury. Let's hope they are because we need them back and we need a big performance, similar to the one against Man United. Chelsea are formidable opponents, people might talk about how their form is not great at the moment, but they've only conceded four goals in the league all season and they've scored thirty-two. It's not exactly as if they're there for the taking, or anything. In fact, they'll be looking at us and thinking it's a great time to play us. The only thing is they have been more prolific in front of goal away from Stamford Bridge and have conceded more goals at home than away so perhaps that's something we can exploit. Cesc says we won't be going there to defend, which is good because we're really not very good at it. He says:
    Our target is to go there and win. We need to get some points back. Arsenal never go for a draw and a club like Chelsea will be the same as us. Every time I have played against them they have gone forward and tried to gain victory. We will expect it will be the same on Sunday.
    There's no Drogba, of course, he's suspended after his coin chucking antics but they do have Nicolas Anelka who is probably in the best form he's ever been in since he left Arsenal. We know they have quality in all areas though so it's going to need a big, big performance from our boys. More on that game in the next couple of days. The pre-match stuff will be full of the return of Gallas to Stamford Bridge, particularly after what has come to light in his autobiography. He has well and truly poked the hornet's nest by bringing up his acrimonious departure in his book and that's making plenty of headlines this morning. All I'll say is that I think footballer's biographies are a stupid idea when they're still playing. When you're retired you can say what you want but given everything that went on last week the last thing we need is another Gallas inspired media shitstorm. What good does it do anyone? Chariman PHW says Arsene has reiterated that the manager has money to spend, if he chooses to spend it. He says:
    There have been suggestions that we keep stopping him from buying - that is not the case. He certainly has got money if he wants to spend it.
    He goes on to talk about how Arsene will only buy if he can find players who will improve the squad. Which is just common sense - but when it gets to a point where every single fan can name players who would be an improvement over some of the squad members then you have to accept that the squad needs work. Anyway, this is old ground which has been covered time and again and we still have January to cope with. Aaron Ramsey talks about living with a Sp*rs player and his ambitions to become an established first team player at Arsenal. Not much else going on so let's crack on with the Arsecast. On this week's show I chat to GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog about the events of the last week both on and off the field, as well as that I get some insight on our new CEO from Glenn Davis who is a football writer for the Houston Chronicle as well as a radio presenter for 790AM Houston where he has a show/podcast called 'The soccer hour'. Amaury Bischoff PI is there and the penis of the William Gallas shows up too. Plus I announce the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf and give you another chance to win the sought after scarf in all of scarfdom (and do check out the site if you're looking for Christmas presents, they are quality). You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Ok, that's your lot. Have a good Friday. I can currently only breathe through one nostril and my eyes hurt. Stupid eyes. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2220 2008-11-28 09:00:23 2008-11-28 09:00:23 open open pre-pre-chelsea-stuff-arsecast-102 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Chelsea preview: We need to win but a draw would be a good result http://arseblog.net/2008/11/29/chelsea-preview-we-need-to-win-but-a-draw-would-be-a-good-result/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2216 we play better against the big teams:
    This season we have played better against the top four. We cannot deny that because we lost against the teams who are not maybe favourites to play in the top four. Why? Maybe because they play a different type of football.
    It seems an odd thing to say given that we've only played Manchester United. You can't really draw any conclusions from one game and, let's be honest, Man City and Villa may not be traditional 'big' teams but they are being tipped as contenders for top 4 places. Look how we did against them. But there's no doubt we raised our game against United after a poor spell and we face Chelsea under much the same circumstances. Another win would be great but again it comes down to how we do after that. If we beat Chelsea then lose to Wigan then we're no better off, really. Maybe under the new leadership of Cesc that won't happen and the manager says he sees him as 26 year old player, not the 21 year old he is. When you step back and consider that Cesc has played over 200 times for the club at his age it's remarkable, so in experience terms he's way ahead of the other players of a similar age. He provided the pass for Bendtner the other night, he provided the pass for Nasri's second against United, so while his form hasn't been as good as usual this season there are signs he's getting his mojo back and we need him to have a big game against Chelsea. Not just him of course, the whole team has got to do their stuff, but when Cesc ticks so do we. William Gallas will return to Stamford Bridge with the manager claiming he's come out of the events of the last 10 days with a lot of credit. I think that might be a bit of ego massaging to be honest but Gallas might be more inclined to put his beef with Arsenal to one side when he faces Chelsea, a club he obviously has real issues with. Will it inspire him to a good performance? We'll see. Overall though if we are to have any chance of staying in this title race (and I've got my very large optimist hat on right at this moment) we've got to take three points tomorrow. Arsene says:
    You cannot say when you are 10 points behind that we are favourites to win the title but you can say as well the only way we will get back into it is to believe we can. We know that direct confrontations with top teams become vital when you are in our position. But first of all we have to go there with extreme desire, express our strong points and not hide.
    Even with a full strength squad this would be an incredibly difficult task. Chelsea have lost two league games at home in about 5 years. There was one to us when we won 2-1, then they went on an incredible run and it was only this season when Liverpool beat them that it was broken. So let's be under no illusions that winning tomorrow is going to be anything but an incredible achievement. I don't buy in to this theory that this is a good time to play Chelsea. They might have drawn two games recently but how is that a crisis of any kind? Especially when you compare it to our recent form. To be honest I'd be happy enough with a point tomorrow. I think it's more important to not lose the game than win it, if that makes sense. Of course I'll take all three points gleefully but I think we need to keep our expectations at a reasonable level. Right, I'm off out into the cold, with my cold, enjoy your Saturday folks. More tomorrow.]]>
    2216 2008-11-29 09:00:29 2008-11-29 09:00:29 open open chelsea-preview-we-need-to-win-but-a-draw-would-be-a-good-result publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Incoherent Sunday ramblings. http://arseblog.net/2008/11/30/incoherent-sunday-ramblings/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2214 nightmare' and it's hard to disagree with that. Despite the win againt Kiev in midweek the keeper reckons today is the test, today is when we see if anything has changed within the squad. He says:
    Dynamo Kiev is not Chelsea. We will see against Chelsea whether this team knows how to react or not. We are in the same place as before this game. The victory is giving us confidence but not changing the situation. We know our situation in the League and we have to react. A win at Chelsea would be a first step.
    He's bang on. It would be just the first step. It would be a good sign but no real evidence that we've changed our attitude or ability to perform like heroes one day and utter chumps the next. Today's papers are annoying. You have Joe Cole having a little dig at us saying that it's all well and good playing pretty football but at the end of the day it's trophies that matter. It's annoying because he's right. He might be a dribbling, window-licking cunt but he's got a point. The kind of point you'd like to smash right down his throat with a piece of silverware. Then there's an incredible piece of David Dein propaganda in the News of the World which tries to suggest that all our woes in recent times are due to his departure. Of course that's utter nonsense but when times are trying people are more inclined to believe stuff like this. It's easier to blame the sacking of a board member who behaved atrociously than point the finger at Arsene who, whether Dein is there or not, makes ALL the decisions about football at the club. The manager himself talks about how the club is in a good position to face the ongoing financial woes that face the world, something that football has been seemingly immune from for years. Clubs have operated as if there's a golden cash cow that will always bail them out, they can operate at huge losses, spending far more than they earn, but use the TV money and prize money to keep them afloat and service their debts. Wenger says:
    People don’t yet realise what will hit society in the next 12 months. Arsenal made £30m profit last year. I am quite proud of that because no matter what happens, this club cannot die. It is in a strong financial position.
    Which is fantastic and I think everyone is happy to read things like that. He goes on to say:
    To win, some people are ready to make the club explode and say, ‘Okay, you buy, spend £50m, £60m’. Nobody cares. But if you are in a financially unstable position, you are in a weak position. We have two important strengths: a very young and promising team, and a football club in the 21st century with a new stadium and training ground that also has a strong financial situation.
    And again it all makes good sense but the problem is that it's very difficult for football fans to see the long term picture because, for the most part, we're more interested in the 'now'. By our very nature we see things in the short term. Who we're playing next, where we are in the league, do we have a chance of winning a trophy this season? Now, nobody wants Arsene to bankrupt the club. Nobody wants him to spend more than we have. I think all any of us want is that he spends what is available to him and despite our young team with potential we still have the second highest wage bill in the league. One of the things the board always said was that there was no point having a great new stadium unless we had a team that was good enough to win things, that the stadium would not affect the quality of the team. I think we can see that it has and that's down to Arsene. He made a decision to build a squad, a young squad, and hoped he would be able to keep them together to win things. But when he nearly did it last season he lost experience and quality and didn't replace it. All this talk comes in a week when the club have made it clear, as they have consistently done, that there is money for the manager to spend. There's just over a month until he can spend it and while spending it may weaken our financial position it will strengthen our football position. The balance has to be right. The aim of a football club should not be to first make a profit, it should be to win trophies. Anyway, that's all stuff we've been through before. Back to today and as I said in previous blogs it's going to be very, very tough. Chelsea are formidable at home, even if they're not quite purring like they were a few weeks ago. They hate us, we hate them, it's going to be a battle. Here's hoping the new captain can create the kind of mentality we need for a game like this. You know, what's really annoying at the moment is that there are so many people taking pleasure in our situation at the moment. I can see where we have problems and I'll talk about them here with other Arsenal fans, but when I read and see some of the pundits and columnists and fans of other clubs viewing our woes with such glee it really fucking gets on my tits. We have the right to talk about Arsenal, they don't. Not just because many of them are identifying the same issues with the team that we are but because they're loving it. It's why so many of us reacted so badly to what Gallas said. It's why I take with disdain stuff planted in the press by bitter ex-directors looking to stick the knife in during hard times because they're bitter about how they got kicked out of the club they purport to love so much. It's backs against the wall stuff, isn't it? I don't quite know where I'm going with this, to be honest, all I know is that I want Arsenal to win today. I want a performance, I don't want bragging rights, I don't want to gloat, I just want this Arsenal team to show they're an Arsenal team. That when we're in the shit they'll fight right until the last whistle to get a result that will go some way to making things better. I may have gotten out of the wrong side of bed this morning, you know, and I think I might be hallucinating slightly. I need morphine, that will cure my cold you know. Instead the dirty cartel of Beechams and Lemsip prevent me from getting my hands on over the counter morphine, the cunts. But while they might be cunts they're not quite as cunty as Chelsea. Come on Arsenal, do us proud today.]]>
    2214 2008-11-30 09:00:50 2008-11-30 09:00:50 open open incoherent-sunday-ramblings publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Chelsea 1-2 Arsenal: Back in the race http://arseblog.net/2008/12/01/chelsea-1-2-arsenal-back-in-the-race/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2212 Chelsea barely had time to regroup when we scored the second. Cesc floated in a free kick, Adebayor won the header well, it fell to van Persie and he turned on a sixpence to fire a low shot through Lampard's legs into the corner of the goal. Cech got a touch but it wasn't enough. 2-1. At this point you expected the Chelsea onslaught to begin but it just didn't happen. John Terry should have been sent off for a horrendous two-footed tackle on Bacary Sagna but then the England captain doesn't get sent off for things like that. There was a Malouda free kick which went flying over the bar but after we scored our second Almunia didn't have a save to make. We defended very well, both full backs in particular were excellent as they broke up play and won tackles high up in our half of the pitch. Chelsea were toothless and even 4 minutes of injury time was no bother. In terms of our performance it would be easy to sit here and pick holes in it. We didn't have a great first half and certainly there were players who never really got into the game as well as they should have but sometimes we over-analyse things and strip any enjoyment out of them. We all know beating Chelsea doesn't mean all our problems are solved but you've got to make the most of results like this. What is the point of winning a game like that, coming from behind at Stamford Bridge, and then saying 'So and so was shit' or 'This player did fuck all'? Well done to the lads, I say. In particular I liked Djourou at centre-half. He didn't let the own goal faze him one bit and he's got to keep his place now. In no time at all nobody will remember the performance, simply the result and the result is what we should celebrate. Without getting too carried away, of course! We've been here before. The great win against United was followed by two defeats so what's vital is that we keep focussed, take the belief and confidence this gives us but make sure we don't fall into the same trap again. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was keen to make that point as well, saying:
    I am very, very happy to now, after beating Manchester United, we beat Chelsea and I believe that brings us back. It is still far but not impossible. I have an intelligent team, a talented one, but we want to come back with humility and work hard. We have learned that we need that kind of focus in every game no matter who you play.
    And that's the thing. We can't think that because we've beaten United and now Chelsea that we just have to turn up to win the game against Wigan. Perhaps things have been a little fraught in the camp recently and under the new captaincy things are looking a bit better. A new focus on the team. When asked by Sky if the two goals meant it was a big day for him, Robin van Persie replied:
    It is not my day, it's our day. I was the one who scored the two goals but that doesn't really matter. It was our day - the whole squad really gave extra of everything. If you win the game like that it gives you a lot of confidence and this is what we need at the moment.
    It's good to hear him speak like that and it was good to see him finally deliver in a big game. We spoke about the win against Kiev being a baby step back to where we want to be. Yesterday was another one. Slowly we'll get our confidence back but that confidence has be kept in check. It has to be allied with hard work and commitment and that'll get us results. There's still a way to go for this team but let's hope yesterday was the start of something and not another false dawn. So today's a day for enjoying things. One of the most enjoyable things was watching the Sky pundits squirm. 'How did that just happen?', said Monkey-hands Richard Keys, as if they'd just witnessed Brazil being beaten by an Arseblog over 35s XI, hungover from too much Havana Club the night before. Stick it up your holes, you cunts. And Jamie Redknapp provided the comedy moment of the day. When asked about Arsenal he said:
    That's the thing with Arsenal. They're either brilliant or completely inconsistent.
    Haha, spa. The way they glossed over the John Terry challenge was disgraceful as well. Not at all unexpected of course, but disgraceful nonetheless. The way they replayed Eboue's innocuous tackle in last season's game again and again and again and they fail to show the England captain jumping in on a player with two feet. Ruud Gullit, mad fucker that he is, tried to say that was the kind of tackle that could break someone's leg but the subject was changed very quickly. Terry got a yellow card so no further action can be taken and we won't hear another thing about it. No mention either of Chelsea fans belting out that song about Arsene Wenger. That just made victory all the sweeter and people who sing that in a football stadium with kids of all ages are just the scum of the earth. If the FA can investigate racist chants against players, why can't they do something about this? Still, there's nothing like a bit of outrage to mix in with your morning enjoyment, is there? We're back in the title race, folks. It's up to us now to make sure we stay there. At this stage of the season 7 points is nothing. There's a lot of hard work ahead but how much better does it feel this morning? Much. That is the answer. Much. Have a great Monday.]]>
    2212 2008-12-01 09:00:03 2008-12-01 09:00:03 open open chelsea-1-2-arsenal-back-in-the-race publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Carling Cup preview and some other stuff too http://arseblog.net/2008/12/02/carling-cup-preview-and-some-other-stuff-too/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2210 Silvestre, Vela, Bendtner and Fabianski while the likes of Wilshere, Ramsey (who talks here about how much he's improved since joining the club), Gibbs and Merida will all probably be involved. It's another decent test for the lads on what's sure to be a freezing cold night at Turf Moor. We have played them recently, a 2-0 win in the FA Cup last season, but after beating Chelsea at Stamford Bridge they won't be afraid. The full squad should be released later this morning. Martin Keown and Bob Wilson look over some of our young English talent on the BBC. Update: Here's the full squad. Looks like it might Sylvester + Rodgers at centre-half. After the win against Chelsea Cesc has reiterated the manager's words about how the team needs to focus for every game. He says:
    We showed a different attitude and that is what we want to do from now on. We have shown we can do it, to beat the big teams, so we can have no excuse with not doing it against the rest of the teams.
    No arguments here with regard to that. Emmanuel Adebayor believes Sunday's result sends a message to the rest of the teams in the league:
    People wrote us off in the Premier League and now, we've sent out a message to every team that we believe in ourselves and we can do something. We forget about all that happened. We are always together.
    The proof of whether the lessons have been learned or not will come on Saturday when we play Wigan at home. For every high this season there seems to have been a low and in December the only thing you want lowing are cattle, although not if you have a baby because they'll wake him up. Meanwhile Robin van Persie has played down any talk of him being the one William Gallas's barbed comments were aimed at last week. When asked if it was him, he said:
    Are you suggesting that William was talking about me? I don't know that, because he never told me anything and I didn't see my name in the papers, so I never felt that he was speaking about me. For me, there isn't a problem.
    Which is fair enough. And at this point does it really matter who it was? It's all water under the bridge now anyway. And it was Eboue, according to a phone call left on the Arsecast hotline yesterday. So there you go. I wonder in the entire existence of Arseblog how many times we've been linked with a transfer move for Yaya Toure. It must be close to a hundred at this stage. The Sun doesn't let us down with talk of a €6m deal in January. He's not getting his game at Barcelona though so maybe he'd fit the bill for a January transfer. Away from Arsenal, Arseblog has been nominated for 'best podcast' and 'best community' over at the Soccerlens awards. So feel free to go and vote. For Arseblog. I should make that clear as this site is populated by smart arses. And if you're a Twitter user, Arseblog, with almost some Arsenal content (mostly during games), can be found here. So that's about it. I'm looking forward to tonight's game, even though I'll have to record it and watch it later. After the stress and pressure of Chelsea it's nice to be able to just sit back and enjoy the football. Come on the kids. Erm ... I mean ... COME ON ARSENAL! Till tomorrow.]]>
    2210 2008-12-02 09:00:30 2008-12-02 09:00:30 open open carling-cup-preview-and-some-other-stuff-too publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Burnley 2-0 Arsenal: Carling Cup fun over for another season http://arseblog.net/2008/12/03/burnley-2-0-arsenal-carling-cup-fun-over-for-another-season/ Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2208 Arsene Wenger said afterwards:
    If you have six one-on-ones with the keeper and do not score, you have to question the qualification. You praise the goalkeeper and question the strikers.
    He cut a frustrated figure on the sidelines as we saw them chase the game in the second half. Too many of the little flicks didn't come off, some of the passing, despite our possession was careless, and in and around the box the final ball just didn't happen on too many occasions. He said:
    We had the potential to go through and we lost tonight against the least difficult team of the three we played. That is what young players learn. In football it is efficiency and focus from the first minute on and when you don't have the right focus you pay for it.
    It's a tough lesson all right. For a lot of these players their involvement in first team football is over for the season now. Perhaps we might see some of them in the FA Cup but I'm hoping that's a competition we take seriously this season as it provides a good chance of silverware. But nights like last night will happen with young players. They can be brilliant one game and have a complete off-night the next. I think what will have registered with the manager is the application, or lack of it, shown by one or two. It's a shame to go out as I do enjoy the Carling Cup as a competition but these lads have provided us with two of the most enjoyable nights of the season so far, the Sheffield United and Wigan games were fantastic, and they deserve great credit for that. That Sky were talking about Burnley's win over us as a bigger achievement than beating Chelsea tells you how well the Carling Cup Arsenal is regarded. Still, there's no shame in going out of the Carling Cup to a decent Burnley side and with better finishing we might well have won. So now the focus turns back to the league and Wigan on Saturday. We'll preview that game over the next couple of days. Not much else happening really. There's some stuff about Patrick Vieira talking about how Roy Keane was his toughest ever opponent but it's nothing we haven't heard before, really. Anyone else think Keane with his beard looks like Harrison Ford at the start of the Fugitive? Just me them, ok. The Mirror reports that Jay Simpson is to sign a new deal with the club. I suspect it was his little 'tache that swayed things. Arsenal: the  making of a modern superclubSo how about a little competition to take your minds off last night's defeat? I have three copies of the book Arsènal: The Making of a Modern Super-Club by Kevin Witcher (The Gooner) and Alex Fynn. Not just any old copies though. These are signed. By Arsene Wenger. Not too shabby, eh? To win just answer the very simple question. Before Arsene came to manage Arsenal he was the manager of a Japanese side. Was it: a) Kendo Nagasaki b) Grampus Eight c) Ninja Antlers Answers to book@arseblog.com, if you please. You have until Thursday night and the Random Number Generator will pick the three winners for Friday morning. If you don't win you can still buy the book at a discounted price by going here and using the code 'rocky' at check-out. Right, that's that. Have a good day. More tomorrow.]]>
    2208 2008-12-03 09:00:58 2008-12-03 09:00:58 open open burnley-2-0-arsenal-carling-cup-fun-over-for-another-season publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The quietest mid-season, non-Interlull Thursday of all time. http://arseblog.net/2008/12/04/the-quietest-mid-season-non-interlull-thursday-of-all-time/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2205 Sylvester has something to say about the Burnley game but try as I might I'm really not interested in anything he has to say. It's very strange hearing him refer to Arsenal as 'we', isn't it? If I hear him talk about 'we' I immediately think of United. Or his own urine. And I do not wish to think about Sylvester's piss, no thank you very much. There was a story yesterday about Cesc's agent, the delectable Darren Dein, was in Milan to meet with representatives of Silvio Berlusconi. The reports came from Spain and are probably a big load of bollocks. However, I think it's something we're going to have to get used to in the months ahead. Perhaps, if there was even a meeting, it was for something else entirely. Maybe DD Sr, with all that spare time he has, is looking to enter the world of politics and who better to go to for advice than old Berly, as we call him in my house. When I was in Barcelona I worked with an Italian guy from Livorno who hated Berlusconi with all his might. Honestly, if he had been allowed spit on the floor inside he would have done every time his name was mentioned. He merely spat in a bin. Naturally this meant I had to pretend to think Berlusconi was a quite marvelous individual, someone to whom Italy should be indebted. It took him about two weeks to realise I was taking the piss. It's all good now though. He's even invited me to his wedding next summer. Unless, sneaky bastard that he is, he has cultivated a friendship simply to exact revenge and he's going to feed to me to those enormous Italian pigs that the bad guy tried to get to eat Hannibal Lecter in that god-awful film. I wouldn't put it past him you know. A local newspaper, for local people, has linked young striker Jay Simpson with a loan move to Norwich. With Eduardo on the way back it probably wouldn't be a bad move for him as without the Carling Cup his chances to get anything more than reserve team football with us are very slim. There he can play more regularly and when he comes back he could have a moustache as bushy and luxuriant as Magnum PI. We've seen the return of the beard to football in recent seasons but the 'tache has, for the most part, remained in the past. I for one applaud Jay Simpson's trendsetting ways. Not that I'd grow one myself. I'm just not a 'tache man. I know loads of people grew them last month for some charity thing or other. It's amazing how feeble some of them were. Some of the chaps involved would have been better going to a joke shop and buying the classic Groucho Marx glasses and 'tache. They'd have looked less ridiculous for the 30 days. Yaya Toure says he's not interested in a move to Arsenal. Fine, be like that. We're not really interested in you, either. It's just the easiest transfer story for any hack to make up. Speaking of made up I loved this sport.co.uk site bombing the shite out of NewsNow, making very strong assertions in all their articles. There was no 'It is thought that blah blah blah', it's all 'Arsenal will sell blah blah' and 'Arsenal will sign XYZ'. Top of the NewsNow hit list this morning is their story about how Diarra at Real Madrid has emerged as a 'shock target' for Arsene in January. It would be a shock seeing as the cunt is out for the next 6 months with a knee injury. Anyway, not a lot else happening. Don't forget the book competition, details below in yesterday's blog, but you can win a copy of Arsènal: The Making of a Modern Super-Club signed by Arsene himself. There have been loads of entries already so the RNG is going to have its work cut out for it tomorrow morning. So, until then, have a good Thursday. Ciao, Berlusconi fans.]]> 2205 2008-12-04 09:00:29 2008-12-04 09:00:29 open open the-quietest-mid-season-non-interlull-thursday-of-all-time publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Friday round-up + Arsecast 103 http://arseblog.net/2008/12/05/friday-round-up-arsecast-103/ Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2203 team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Wigan we're without William Gallas (calf strain) but Kolo Toure returns and could play alongside Johann Djourou in the centre of defence. We might also see the return of Eboue after his knee injury. Beyond that it's the lifers although Eduardo is getting ever closer to his comeback. He was scheduled to play a friendly game last week but that didn't happen. However, the manager says he's back in full training and just needs games. There's a reserve match against Portsmouth on Dec 16th in which he's likely to feature We know it's a game we have to win in order not to render the Chelsea result completely useless and you hope that the post-United lessons have been learned. More on the game itself tomorrow. So, while one Arsenal player was quickly playing down a move to AC Milan (Cesc's wonderful habit of killing these kind of stories is fantastic), speculation was growing over the future of William Gallas. The Sun quotes a 'source' who says that Gallas feels 'humiliated' by recent events and would welcome an escape from the club. I have no doubt he does feel a bit humiliated but he doesn't really have anyone to blame but himself, does he? Since being stripped of the captaincy though he's put in two decent performances at the back (clanger against Kiev aside) but I've always maintained that his future at the club was in serious doubt after everything that happened. I'm told that Arsene's priority in the January transfer window is to reinforce the defence (see below for more on that) so Gallas moving on and someone else coming in wouldn't be a surprise at all. Some other little snippets - Aaron Ramsey is the future of Wales, says Ryan Giggs, while Fabio Capello has raided Arsenal again for one of our club doctors. Dr Ian Beasley will start work straight away and hopefully he can slowly poison John Terry. Right, I've been running a competition this week with a rather fine prize. A copy of Arsènal: The Making of a Modern Super-Club by Kevin Witcher (The Gooner) and Alex Fynn, signed by Arsene Wenger. I have never, ever seen a response to a competition like it in all the years of Arseblog. Obviously the number of entries means odds are slim but thanks to everyone for taking part all the same. The three lucky winners, selected by the RNG, are: Ian Allerton, Kevin Faulkner and Alexander Ridler. Well done to you three, I'll be in touch to get your details and have the books sent on. Bad luck to everyone else but if you do want to get your hands on a copy for yourself or for someone else as a Christmas present (it is a very good read) then simply go to this website and using the code 'rocky' at checkout will get you a £2 discount on the price. Can't say fairer than that, can you? Now, speaking of the book I'm joined on this week's Arsecast by one of the authors, Alex Fynn. He's spoken to Arsene recently and has some insight into his thinking on the squad, possibly reinforcements in January, the appointment of Ivan Gazidis and what it might mean, amongst other things. As well as that there's a player history from The Man in the Bar, a tale of the unexpected and more scarf related goodness from the fine people at Savile Rogue, makers of the finest neck warmers known to man. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right so, get that lot down ya. More tomorrow.]]> 2203 2008-12-05 09:00:39 2008-12-05 09:00:39 open open friday-round-up-arsecast-103 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure Wigan preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2008/12/06/wigan-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2201 We know we have to beat all the big teams but we also have to deliver in a more consistent level against so-called smaller teams. So-called indeed. As for the team I think we'll see Djourou keep his place in defence, I think Sylvester might play as it's Kolo's first game back and if Eboue is actually fit he may start on the right. Up front it'll be Adebayor and van Persie, barring any late injuries. We're more than capable of beating Wigan but the attitude has to be right from the start. There can be no turning up thinking this is a game we're sure to win after beating Chelsea. We need to look at Wigan as if they were Brazil. Put the required effort and hard work into it and we'll win the game. The manager says he's convinced William Gallas will stay with the club, saying: My desire is clear, I want him to stay of course. We want to keep William with us because he is an important player in the squad and what other people try to provoke, or try to put out in the media, we cannot master. Let's see what happens when January comes around then. But the manager has wanted to keep players before and been unable to do so. It's all down to the player, if he wants to leave then there's not much you can do about it. The old Cristiano Ronaldo story is doing the rounds again. Ronaldo spoke about how he visited Arsenal and Arsene Wenger charmed his mum. Arsene the player. Wenger says it was down to Carlos Quieroz that United signed him but also says the money was a factor. Of course it was. Arsenal had agreed a fee of £4m or so with Sporting Lisbon, United came in and offered £12.5m, a transfer which as probed by the owners at the time. Anyway, he went to United, became a cunt and that's the end of that chapter. In the wake of Roy Keane's departure from Sunderland Arsene says he's never felt like walking away but summed up the football manager's life nicely I thought. He said:
    In life sometimes you have a happy period of six months and after six months you are less happy. In football it’s a happy period of two days and two days of complete despair.
    Sort of like being a fan then, I suppose. Was it after we'd lost the league in 2003 when we played Southampton and beat them 6-0 (Pires and Pennant got hat-tricks)? I remember how awful losing that league was but how much fun that game was to watch. Football is mad, you know. Not much else happening this early on a Saturday morning. Anyone sensible is still in bed. So here's to a good result today, no matter how we get it, and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    2201 2008-12-06 09:00:04 2008-12-06 09:00:04 open open wigan-preview-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 1-0 Wigan: Three points but it's all about Eboue http://arseblog.net/2008/12/07/arsenal-1-0-wigan-three-points-but-its-all-about-eboue/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2198 The manager said his confidence had gone and said he was 'a danger'. Which he was. With us hanging on you could have no confidence in Eboue doing even the most simple thing right. Now, fans will forgive someone for being crap if they can see that the player is trying. At the end of the day we don't pick the team so if a player is having a bad game but is, at least, putting in the effort then I don't think he'd get a hard time. There'd certainly be nobody too happy to see him back in the side but he wouldnt get the kind of stick Eboue got yesterday. I suspect the crowd was so happy to see the back of Eboue yesterday was because of his lack of effort. Not only did he put in one of the worst performances in an Arsenal shirt that anybody had ever seen but his attitude was appalling. He gave the ball away and stood with his hands on his hips not even trying to get it back. He was lazy, there was one attempt at a tackle in the second half for which the word pathetic doesn't even come close, and he barely even tried. It was so bad you could see other players deliberately choosing not to give him the ball because they had no idea what he'd do with it. Eboue substituted against  Wigan As I said everyone can have a stinker of a game, it happens to the best players, but if you're having a game like that at least try. Work harder, run more, do the best you can. People pay a lot of money to go to Arsenal. Whether its season ticket holders or the fans who come from all over the world every week the very least they expect from players is that they give 100% when they pull on the Arsenal shirt. Eboue clearly didn't and the paying public made it quite clear what they thought of that. I felt sorry for him though, I have to say. I'm no Eboue fan. I thought his performance yesterday was truly abject and to be honest it's the kind of performance that finishes careers at football clubs. But you can't help but feel for someone subjected to the kind of stick he got yesterday. However, the bottom line was he didn't really care and you can't have a player like that in your team. When you play like he did yesterday then I'm afraid you have to expect criticism and in a public arena there are only a couple of ways that can be expressed. I wonder as well if some of the dissatisfaction expressed was aimed at the manager. Eboue is his player after all and this was just another day in the steady decline of his Arsenal career. After starting reasonably well at right back he has never really convinced anybody that he has what it takes. Frustrating to many fans because of his antics, he doesn't do much of anything very well yet he continues to be part of the team. The manager is the one who picks him so perhaps what happened yesterday was a message to him as well. It's a subject that will be argued about all day long, I'm sure. It began yesterday shortly after the match and I'm sure it will continue for days to come. People have made suggestions that blogs, such as this one and the many others, are to blame for the fans being on Eboue's back because they have been critical of him in the past. I call bunkum on that. It suggests that people are unable to have opinions of their own, that they take their lead from websites. It's nonsense, in my opinion. Websites allow people to come together, they generate discussion, but ultimately this blog, or any other, is just the opinion of one person. And the comments that follow each article allow anybody else to give their point of view. As will happen to today and tomorrow and ad infinitum. What happened yesterday to Eboue wasn't nice but the only one to blame for that is Eboue himself. A quick round-up of some of the other Sunday stories. New CEO Ivan Gazidis will try and negotiate new sponsorship deals, according to the News of the World. Good luck to him there. If true, that is not going to be easy. Arsene Wenger talks about how football is living 'in fear' of the Webster ruling. I think he's right. At the moment nobody has really challenged it, although I'm told they were convinced Hleb was going to use it in the summer. I suspect when the first high profile Webster transfer takes place then we'll see the floodgates open and after that the transfer system as we know it will be absolutely shattered. Beyond that not much else so I'm going to enjoy the fact that we've won two league games in a row. For me that's the most important thing about yesterday, if not the most debatable. Have a good Sunday, more tomorrow.]]> 2198 2008-12-07 09:00:13 2008-12-07 09:00:13 open open arsenal-1-0-wigan-three-points-but-its-all-about-eboue publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Eboue debate rages on - but it's less debate than mudslinging http://arseblog.net/2008/12/08/eboue-debate-rages-on-but-its-less-debate-than-mudslinging/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:09:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2194 Online Gooner, Arsenal Times and Goodplaya. In the Gooner Kevin makes the point that Eboue's constant theatrics have made him unpopular with the fans and that Wenger must take some of the blame for it. He then says:
    You won’t find many descriptions of the player as an honest pro and that is why Wenger’s own comparison of Eboue’s contribution as being akin to that of Ray Parlour was regarded as an insult of the highest order to the Romford Pele. Ray Parlour was not technically gifted, but he was an honest trier. And that kept many fans onside when he played in a midfield quite obviously surrounded by better technical players. He played bad balls and lost possession, but he worked hard for the team. And he was never booed.
    It's a good piece which tries to look at the deeper malaise, something that certainly influenced what happened against Wigan. Kolo Toure, as you might expect, has come to the defence of Eboue, saying:
    The fans gave him a hard time and that is not usual at Arsenal. He has all our support because we know he is a great player. He tries his best for the team even if he is not 100 per cent. I was surprised because normally our fans are nice always. I just want to tell them that he is a great lad, he loves the club and wants to do his best for the club. We hope that next time they will help him to come back. That is the only way to behave.
    While Arsene Wenger said:
    He is a good boy and you could see when he lost confidence it was very difficult for him. Cesc Fabregas will have a word with him. They will all help him. I am not worried about that.
    Football at the top level is a ruthless game. You have to perform or you get found out. Expectations are high, from fans and from everyone else. When you play badly you're going to hear moans and groans. When you play as badly as Eboue did in the final part of the game on Saturday it's inevitable that fans will let you know what they think. It happens at Arsenal and every other football ground in the country. Granted it doesn't normally happen as loudly as it did for Eboue but that's something he's got to deal with. If he wants to play football at the highest level then he's got to be able to cope with this. Get his head down, work hard, give 100% on the pitch every minute of every game and the fans will be onside with him. It's that simple. It's the same for any player at any club. The bottom line, for me, is that the jeering of Eboue was a message to the player and the manager. To Eboue it was that when you wear the Arsenal shirt the very least fans expect is that you put in the effort, no matter how poorly you're playing. To the manager it was a cumulative thing, I think, after 5 league defeats already and many people's concerns that the squad we have is just not competitive enough to win the title. If there was a more civilised way for those points to be made then I'm sure it would have been taken but there isn't. Many people have come on and criticised the fans who jeered and it's easy to do that. It's easy to say 'I would never do that' but football is passionate, fans are passionate and what happened happened in the heat of the moment. It's easy to say 'When things are going badly you should get behind the team more' but that's almost utopian in its outlook. It completely and utterly disregards human nature. The natural reaction to a player tackling one of his own players then passing it to the opposition is not 'Hard luck, old chap, try a bit harder next time, would you?', it's 'Oh for fuck's sake! What was that?!'. Anyway, I'm not trying to do anything but talk this through in a sensible way. Sniping and calling each other names without trying to understand why all this happened is just pointless, in my opinion. And no doubt there'll be plenty who'll tell me I'm a cunt again for what I think but there you go. In other news the Mirror says we're after Xabi Alonso in January. There's nothing really new in the article but as January draws ever closer the speculation about who we might buy is going to increase by the day, I reckon. And that's about it. A busy day for comments ahead, I think. Have at it.]]>
    2194 2008-12-08 09:09:39 2008-12-08 09:09:39 open open eboue-debate-rages-on-but-its-less-debate-than-mudslinging publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Robin van Persie has a chocolate leg http://arseblog.net/2008/12/09/robin-van-persie-has-a-chocolate-leg/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2192 concentrate on results, not on style. He says:
    We have to fight as a team and that is how we are going to try to achieve something this season. We just have to control ourselves, not to worry about whether we play with elegance or not. We have to forget about how we are going to dribble, how many passes we are going to make - the most important thing is to get the ball in the back of the net and that is it.
    He was referring to the league and the eight point gap and even Arsene Wenger has admitted it's a miracle that we're still in the title race, saying:
    We have had some indifferent games but the thing that has saved us is that we have beaten our main rivals. That has prevented some damage. We are still in there - we play Liverpool at home soon which is a chance as well. We know we can't lose any of the games against the big teams now.
    And it is almost miraculous. After losing 5 games so far in the league we should be miles off the pace but the good results against Chelsea and United, along with the points the other big teams have dropped means we're still more or less in there. A win against Liverpool would close that gap to just five points and as we all know five points is no gap at all. When you consider we lost just three games during the whole of last season it tells you a lot about how odd this campaign is. Robin van Persie has been speaking about taking chances with his right foot. He's hugely left footed and often slows things down trying to get the ball onto his good side. But he scored against Chelsea with his right, or as he rather bizarrely calls it, his 'chocolate leg'. He says:
    Positive thinking is the key for me – when I have a chance I think positively. I think this is a good chance with my right foot – I can score this one. And I think you will miss many more chances with your chocolate leg if you think negatively, thinking that it’s not your strong foot.
    Chocolate leg? You might snicker but the wispas around the training ground say that Robin's wrong foot is becoming a real star, bar the odd air shot. Fingers crossed it can improve, as it is somewhat flakey, and that he can score moro goals and continue that football from another galaxy. So while Robin is getting better it gets worse and worse for Tomas Rosicky. Initially he was due to be back in September, then October, then Christmas and yesterday we got the news that it'll March 'at the earliest' before we see him. In one way it's hard not to feel sorry for him. He's a good player, a likable character and someone who always gives you 100% on the pitch. On the other hand he's being handsomely paid for being out with a hamstring injury for what will be well over a year. It's hard to see how he's ever going to get back to the top level because we could just as easily get to March and see another article saying how 'next season' is a more realistic goal for his return. It would be great to see him back and this team could really use his talent and experience right now but it seems more and more unlikely as time passes. It's a real shame. Tomorrow is Porto, obviously, and an important game in terms of who tops the group. There'll be a fuller preview on tomorrow's game but the Hulk is still smarting from the pasting they got at the Grove and wants to make sure Porto finish top. The pressure is off but it would be nice to finish top. It doesn't guarantee an easier game, in the 2006 season we finished top of our group and got Real Madrid in the first knock-out round, while finishing in second place last season saw us draw AC Milan. With many of the groups still to be decided it's hard to say if we'd be better on top or not, although for confidence it would be good to win the group. There's been no team news yet. You have to imagine we'll be without Nasri after the injury he picked up against Wigan and after that there's only really Gallas who might come back into the squad. Kolo Toure has been talking up his partnership with the former captain and to me it seems as if he's trying too hard to make it sound like it works. It quite clearly doesn't, the two players are not compatible and Djourou's presence in the team, and the way he plays, make that quite obvious. I suspect there's now a fight on between Gallas and Toure to be the one to partner the Swiss and it'll be interesting to see who comes out on top. Funny how quickly things change in football, eh? Right, beyond that not much else to tell you. More on the Porto game tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    2192 2008-12-09 09:00:45 2008-12-09 09:00:45 open open robin-van-persie-has-a-chocolate-leg publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Porto preview - first or second in the group won't make that much difference http://arseblog.net/2008/12/10/porto-preview-first-or-second-in-the-group-wont-make-that-much-difference/ Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2189 fairly makeshift squad that has travelled to Portugal for tonight's game. You can't necessarily say it's 'all-important' but it would be nice to top the group. Back in come Diaby (who I had completely forgotten about - no doubt he'll play, get subbed then we'll discover that he's pulled his tongue and will be out for four weeks), and William Gallas. On the injured list are Cesc (knee), Clichy (hamstring), Sagna (flu), Kolo (calf), Adebayor (rested) and Robin van Persie (leptospirosis). They join Nasri who looks like he's going to spend another little spell on the sidelines as the stop-start start to his Arsenal career continues. Some of them are precautionary, I'm sure. With qualification assured and a trip to Boro for an early kick-off on Saturday then it seems Arsene is taking no chances. So we're aiming for top spot nonetheless although with Inter, Sporting Lisbon and Atletico Madrid finishing second in their group finishing top could provide as tricky a draw as coming second. Tonight's other matches will give us the full picture of the first knock-out stage and we could see the second place teams added to by either Madrid or Juventus, Villarreal and Bayern Munich or Lyon. So plenty of quality to face whatever happens tonight. Emmanuel Eboue is set to start, you would imagine on the right hand side of midfield, and the manager says he's in the right frame of mind despite the reaction to his substitution against Wigan. As East Lower says he has to play his part to put it all behind him while Arsene suggests that it doesn't matter how much money a player is paid he will still make mistakes. I don't think it ever had anything to do with money but the debate is water under the bridge at this stage. If Eboue puts in the effort tonight, even if he doesn't play well, he'll be on the right road again. As for tonight it could be a good game. Up front you have to think Bendnter and Vela will get a chance to show their early Carling Cup form. For the big Dane in particular it's a chance at redemption after what was a very frustrating performance against Burnley. The midfield would worry you though, without Cesc and Nasri we lack that bit of craft and Porto is never an easy place to go at the best of times. Lots of talk over who'll captain the side. I suspect it will be Almunia as I'm told Gallas made it clear he didn't want to be considered again when he was replaced by Cesc. Other than that not a lot to talk about really. Theo Walcott has been awarded the BBC London Young Footballer of the Year award. I think Cesc has won this before so well done to Theo, the hat-trick against Croatia clinched that for him no doubt. So, hopefully a decent match and a good performance tonight. There are some Arsebloggers out there, have fun chaps, don't get into too much trouble. Till tomorrow.]]> 2189 2008-12-10 09:00:04 2008-12-10 09:00:04 open open porto-preview-first-or-second-in-the-group-wont-make-that-much-difference publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Porto 2-0 Arsenal: No porto in a storm for under-par Gunners http://arseblog.net/2008/12/11/porto-2-0-arsenal-no-porto-in-a-storm-for-under-par-gunners/ Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2187 Arsene said afterwards:
    Porto were stronger than us. In the last 20 minutes, they were dangerous every time we lost the ball and we were not effective enough. At 2-0 down the belief was not there, we weren't strong enough to come back.
    While captain for the night Manuel Almunia was pulling no punches when he said:
    When we lose we have to think about what we did badly and what we have to do to improve, whether it is the first team or not. Everyone that is wearing an Arsenal shirt has to give 100 per cent and that was not apparent tonight.
    That's not the first time we've heard that from an Arsenal player this season and it's worrying that we still have that problem. Perhaps someone like Gallas is not motivated to play in a game like this, essentially a dead rubber, after all that's happened to him, but for some of these players it's a great showcase for them to show what they can do. What's really worrying is that maybe that's the best some of them have got. Arsene Wenger is constantly telling the world how much he believes in these players, how much quality they have. It's a nice idea but it seems like it's gone to their heads and they feel they don't have to put in the effort to make it in the game. When you raise kids it's all well and good to fill them with confidence and self-belief but unless there's a bit of tough love in there too you breed arrogance and complacency and that's what we got last night. Arsenal's players are the closeted, exclusive boarding school boys finding out that the real world isn't beneath them and will gobble them up and spit them out unless they change their ways. Ultimately though it showed, that even with players rested and out injured, that there's a distinct lack of quality in the squad and that must be addressed in January. How many more times do we need evidence of it? So, the defeat is made more disappointing by the manner of it. It was another lacklustre performance with certain players seeming entirely indifferent to whether we won or lost. Not many can come out with any credit and serious, serious questions need to be asked about some of them. Gallas, Diaby, Bendtner and Song in particular. We already know Sylvester is a nothing player. However, let's try and look at the positives. Erm. Well, we've qualified for the knock-out stages. As we've finished second we can draw one of: Roma, Panathanaikos, Barcelona, Bayern Munich or Juventus. Some very difficult games in there, I have a feeling in my waters it'll be Barcelona, which would be a lovely trip, if terrifying from a football point of view at this moment in time. If we had managed to finish top our potential opponents would have been: Inter, Sporting Lisbon, Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Villarreal, Lyon. Difficult games there too so it's hard to say whether top would be an advantage or not, bar playing the second leg at home. The draw takes place next Friday. Now it's time to regroup and get ourselves ready for the trip to Boro early on Saturday morning. It hasn't been a happy place for us to visit in recent times. We haven't won there since a Robert Pires goal gave us a 1-0 in the 2004-5 season and we've lost two of the last three at the Riverside. Obviously we'll have some of the players who missed Porto back and that will make a big difference. A fuller preview with more team news etc tomorrow and Saturday. For today that's your lot though.]]>
    2187 2008-12-11 09:00:33 2008-12-11 09:00:33 open open porto-2-0-arsenal-no-porto-in-a-storm-for-under-par-gunners publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Mango butter, cock's heads and Arsecast 104 http://arseblog.net/2008/12/12/mango-butter-cocks-heads-and-arsecast-104/ Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2183 the squad will be bolstered by the return of captain Cesc, Adebayor, Robin van Persie and his chocolate leg, Gael Clichy and possibly Bacary Sagna if he recovers from his cold/flu thingy. Kolo and Nasri miss out which is a shame but it's been the story of our season. You do wonder if it merits some discussion. Do we have the most injury prone set of players in the known universe or are we just unlucky? It's not going to be an easy game. Firstly because we haven't won there in the last three seasons and secondly because we are this Arsenal. The headline on the official website saying "You never know what you're going to get from Boro" could just as easily be applied to us. Sylvester says consistency is the key to winning the title, which is a blinding piece of punditry, right up there with saying air is the key to breathing. I find it a bit difficult to take someone like Sylvester passing judgement on the team when he has done little for anyone to take him seriously. I know he's experienced and has been through many title winning campaigns with United but, in my opinion at least, the reason United were happy to let him go, and let him go to us, is because he's really not very good. Maybe he'll have a bit of an Indian summer in terms of his career but I'm not counting any chickens. Johann Djourou has impressed since he broke into the team and he definitely brings something different to the defence. But what could be setting him apart from the others? They do the same training, work to the same tactics and so on. Let Johann explain:
    Mangoes are a fruit that I’m crazy about, so I love the sweet and fruity fragrance of Body Shop’s mango body butter. I pay attention to hydrating my skin properly and to feeling good.
    Somebody fill the fucking bath at the training ground with Body Shop mango body butter. Then our wonderfully hydrated players will perform at Djourou levels. I bet the rest of them are using Lurpak or Kerrygold or I can't believe it's not Body Shop mango butter. To be honest though the idea of Djourou smearing himself all over with mango makes me feel a bit odd, for some reason. The Daily Mail reports that Tomas Rosicky is to see a German specialist in a bid to save his career. He'll see Hans Muller-Wohlfarth. He's the club doctor at Bayern Munich and has treated the hamstrings and other injuries of players like Steven Gerrard, Michael Owen and Jonathan Woodgate. From Wikipedia:
    Many of the German doctor's treatments are controversial, including using injections of a substance called Hylary, extracted from the crest of cockerels, which is claimed to help lubricate knee injuries and take away the pain.
    So he's going to inject Rosicky with the goo from a cock's head. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I suppose. Norwich want some of our young players on loan. That's it. There's not much more you need to say about Glenn Roeder, is there? Apart from the fact he looks like Roland Rat. Now I've said that. We can move on. Not much else happening so let's go Arsecasting. On this week's show I'm joined by the man from East Lower to discuss events of the last week, the Man in the Bar has a player history, Sylvester's in there and more, including your chance to win a fabulous Savile-Rogue scarf. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (16mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right so, that's that for today. More tomorrow.]]>
    2183 2008-12-12 09:00:41 2008-12-12 09:00:41 open open mango-butter-cocks-heads-and-arsecast-104 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Boro preview - Almunia wants more + Wenger on transfers http://arseblog.net/2008/12/13/boro-preview-almunia-wants-more-wenger-on-transfers/ Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2181 he prioritised today's game then nothing less than three points will be in order. As I said yesterday though it hasn't been an easy place for us in recent times. We've had some big wins at the Riverside in the past but we've struggled in the last couple of seasons. It'd be nice to step back in time, so to speak. Manuel Almunia has called on his teammates to give more. Continuing the comments he made after the Porto game, he said:
    To wear an Arsenal shirt is a big value and we have to be worthy of the shirt. I was very frustrated after Porto because no matter what team we put on the pitch, everybody has to give more than they did. The club makes every effort to spend money for us to be comfortable everywhere and we love to win for the club. I hope that everyone realises we need to give more on the pitch to stop us having another poor result against Middlesbrough.
    The worry, as I think I mentioned in yesterday's Arsecast, is that some of them are giving us the best they've got and it's just that the best they've got isn't quite good enough. With January approaching and fans anxious to see the squad bolstered the manager is refusing to talk about his plans, merely hinting in his usual tiresome way that buying is not always the answer. He says:
    If I say yes and I don't do it people will ask why I haven't done it. If I say no and we lose one game people will say I am crazy because I didn't want to buy. In England every problem is sorted out by buying a player when you lose a football game.
    What about when you lose five games in the league before December? He goes on to say:
    We have a team where most of the players are 20 or 21. Instead of saying that they have a fantastic future, OK maybe we haven't had the consistency until now, but we are not disastrous. Instead of saying let's believe in these players, everybody says you have to buy five or six players.
    I think almost everybody was prepared to believe in them until they saw what they produced on the pitch. Losing to Stoke, Hull and Fulham was disastrous and it's only two big performances that have stopped those results, and the losses to Villa and City, being a proper catastrophe. Now, I'm not a football manager, merely a fan, and while I would agree that buying is not always the answer this time it is. You can analyse what he says any way you want. You could say he's not going to show his hand before the transfer window opens but then you realise Wenger is sitting there without any cards at all and it's February and we've got no players. Perhaps it's his way of getting the best out of his players until January - he doesn't want to shatter their fragile confidence by telling them new players are on the way. Poor little mites. A little bit of competition never did anyone any harm and if that's his thinking it's just more mollycoddling. To me it's very, very simple. Results and performances have shown us that this team and squad needs to be improved. The only way to do that is to buy players. If he doesn't buy players then I'd have to really wonder about him. Of course it would be fantastic if these players all came good and went on a brilliant run between now and the end of the season but let's be realistic. We're just about hanging on in the title race, bringing in some fresh blood and some quality players would make life much easier for ourselves. As I've said before Wenger's first responsibility has to be the good of Arsenal Football Club, not the young players to whom he has given plenty of chances and who have shown themselves not up to the task (yet, if at all). So we'll see what happens. It's kind of depressing to think he won't get the chequebook out though. Anyway, that's about it. I hope we can see a decent Arsenal performance today but I'll take a win in whatever form it comes. Aliadiere own goal, anyone? Come on you reds. More tomorrow. Update: Seems all the email addresses at the site are banjaxed - so anyone trying to email me or enter the competition for the Savile Rogue scarf will have their emails bounced back to them. Am investigating. Sorry for any inconvenience. Further update: Email is fixed!]]>
    2181 2008-12-13 09:00:06 2008-12-13 09:00:06 open open boro-preview-almunia-wants-more-wenger-on-transfers publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Boro 1-1 Arsenal: Disappointing but maybe this is our level http://arseblog.net/2008/12/14/boro-1-1-arsenal-disappointing-but-maybe-this-is-our-level/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2179 Arsene was full of his usual stuff after the game, even suggesting that this was a game we'd have lost at the start of the season. Is that supposed to be some kind of positive? That we had a team at the start of the season who would lose to Boro? No disrespect to them but these are games that we should be winning and to hear the manager say that was depressing, to say the least. What's most disappointing is the realisation, for me at least, that the expectations I have of the football club far outweigh the realistic expectations I should have about this particular team. You judge a team on results and performances, right? And based on that it would seem that a 1-1 draw against Boro is about their level. The two performances against United and Chelsea have been the exception rather than the rule. We've seen more of this Arsenal, the 1-1 draw against Boro Arsenal, the lose against Fulham, Stoke, Hull, City, and Villa Arsenal, the 1-1 draw against Sunderland Arsenal, than we have the Arsenal that beat the two big teams. And that's where we should put them. Arsene Wenger has been instrumental in the success of this football club. There was a time at the start of the season when you hoped with all your heart that Arsenal would compete for the title but realistically you knew it was going to be a real struggle. Under Wenger a title challenge every season has been realistic. So that's why we go to games like this and expect to win and expect to perform. I think we need to step back and look at the team. Is it realistic to have such high expectations with a team with so many average players in it? Can we expect an Arsenal with Song, Denilson and Diaby in midfield to do what an Arsenal team with Vieira, Edu and Pires in midfield did at Boro? No, we can't. It's ridiculous to think that we can. We played 4 central midfielders yesterday. Diaby is not a wide player, never has been, never will be. Nor is Denilson. And Alex Song makes me sad. It's not his fault, I know, but that a player so average is now a first team regular for Arsenal symbolises all that's wrong with us, in my opinion. Wenger has replaced experienced quality with callow mediocrity so it's little wonder we're struggling. Had we won yesterday and then pulled out another one of those big performances against Liverpool we'd have been 3 points behind them. Miraculous, I know, but we blew a big chance yesterday and ultimately it comes down to the fact that we don't have enough players who can win us games. Who is going to get you a Pires goal from that midfield? Which of Denilson, Diaby or Song is going to take the game by the scruff of the neck and provide quality service for the strikers on a consistent basis? The old cliché about a chain only being as strong as its weakest link rings true here - Arsenal have some real weak links at the moment and unless they are addressed then I really fear for us. We're still in there but once again it's because of the failings of others, not because of anything we've done ourselves. Arsene says "Nobody believes in us". I want to, I really do, but I can't ignore the evidence, the performances, the players. Belief is one thing, blind faith is another. We're fans, not zealots. Away from that in a round -up the People says William Gallas will be sold to Juventus for £3m with Fulham's Brede Hangeland the replacement lined-up. The Daily Mail says a board meeting, which featured Stan Kroenke, has cleared the way for the manager to spend, spend, spend in January. Which is all well and good but there has always been money for him to spend, he has just chosen not to do it. You wonder though if the board might be a little more insistent he improve the team given our struggles this season so far. They mention David Villa, I think that's a bit of a pipe-dream to be honest, but there are big financial problems at Valencia and a fire-sale in January wouldn't be a surprise. There's some real quality there too who I'm sure would be happy to play under El Capitan. Right, not much else. Got to go do some Christmas shopping now. Till tomorrow.]]> 2179 2008-12-14 09:00:28 2008-12-14 09:00:28 open open boro-1-1-arsenal-disappointing-but-maybe-this-is-our-level publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Big four all draw in a crazy title race http://arseblog.net/2008/12/15/big-four-all-draw-in-a-crazy-title-race/ Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2177 Emmanuel Adebayor is taking a positive slant on the Boro game and looks ahead to Sunday, saying:
    We were disappointed but at least we got something from the game. Now we have to get focused for what is a big game against Liverpool. Every game now is the game of the season and we just want to try to keep our dreams alive. Liverpool will be a big test but it’s vital that we stay positive. If we can get everyone working together then we have a great chance to beat them.
    The fact that there's an 'If' about getting everyone working together for a game against Liverpool tells its own story but we have to hope they do. It really has been a crazy season though. Nobody has taken the chance to run away with it. And when you look at our results it wouldn't be unfair to think we could top right now. Fulham, Stoke and Hull in particular are games we should be winning - had we done so we'd be a point clear right now. Had we beaten Boro that one point would be three. Mad. Instead we find ourselves 8 points from Liverpool going into the game on Sunday and as high pressure as the Chelsea and United games were this really is make or break for the season. Lose and there's little chance of making up that kind of gap. Win and it's 5 points, which is nothing. It's a vital couple of weeks coming up though. The Liverpool game is followed by an away fixture at Villa Park and with Martin O'Neill's side a point ahead of us in 4th place that's one we've got to get a result at too. We've got to be Scrooge-like in defence and like something Christmassy that scores a lot of goals at the other end. Pele the red-nosed reindeer? Frosty the goalman? I dunno. Anyway, plenty of football to come during the festive period. Let's hope we're still in the relative thick of things come January. Not much else happening really. Some transfer rumours involving Georgio Chiellini, the Juventus centre-half, but the Mirror says William Gallas would have to be part of the deal too. Emmanuel Eboue says he was 'sad' at the reaction he got at the Wigan game but has promised to give 200% in every game to win them back over. Or rather he says Arsene Wenger has promised the fans will support him if he gives 200%. Which they will, as they would any player. Of course that's leaving aside that 200% is impossible. Unless he grafts a conjoined twin to his body to give him that extra 100% - DOUBLE EBOUE! Right so, hope your weekend was fine. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Vieira talks about Cesc and Wenger http://arseblog.net/2008/12/16/vieira-talks-about-cesc-and-wenger/ Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2175 he has backed Cesc Fabregas as the right man to captain to the site and to reunite the dressing room. He says: He knows the club really well. He has been there for quite a long time even if he is still young and I think he is the one who can bring everybody together. Because outside it looks like Arsenal are not together. Splendid. He then goes on to defend Arsene Wenger, saying:
    My message is to be patient and calm. He knows what he is doing, of course. Arsene has been fantastic and committed to the club for the last 12 years. Questioning his commitment and quality as a manager is really difficult to understand.
    Now, I don't think anyone has questioned Arsene's commitment, nor his past quality, but like any other manager he is judged on the results of his team and at the moment they're not great. He then suggests our lack of cohesion and the poor results aren't due to lack of talent:
    I don’t think Arsenal lose because they don’t have the talent. They’ve lost games because they’ve lost the experience.
    However, it's not as if the two are directly opposed. That you can't have talent and experience at the same time. He continues:
    Arsene has never spent big money and it’s been the same for 10 years. Even the likes of me, Thierry Henry and others — we weren’t big, Arsenal made us big.
    The difference is Vieira and Henry arrived into teams which had experience and quality already. The famous defence, Ian Wright, Dennis Bergkamp, Marc Overmars - all quality players who allowed the younger guys to develop without so much pressure on them. Great as they were would Vieira have become as good as he did if he'd been playing with the equivalent of Alex Song beside him? Would Henry have scored as many goals if he'd been looking for service from Denilson and Diaby? He's right in that Arsene has never really spent big money - often his most expensive purchases have been much less successful than he'd like. Reyes didn't really work out, Jeffers, Wiltord did ok for £13m but such is the state of this squad at the present that you'd have him back in the side in a flash (if he were young again, you know what I mean). What Wenger has done is buy quality for relatively low prices. Sagna and Eduardo are the two perfect examples of that. More or less unknown, pretty cheap in the grand scheme of things, but they both had experience and quality. And I don't think any Arsenal fan (beyond some of the more Champoinship Manager obsessives) has ever advocated him spending £30m on one player, even when he said himself he had the spending power to do that. We just want more Eduardos and Sagnas and less Songs and Diabys. That's what makes January so interesting as well as so vital. We know all about Arsene's legendary scouting system and impeccable knowledge of players around the world. Can he find us what we need, Eduardo style? We shall just have to wait and see. Emmanuel Adebayor (OleOle) is looking for some kind of revenge on Liverpool, saying they 'broke our dreams' last season. Easy at it is to blame Liverpool, and those cock-sucking referees, our failings were ultimately our own fault. Still, the big man says we have to focus on this season and Sunday's game, as I said yesterday, is make or break for the season, no question about it. Reminding those of you with Arsenal TV that you can see Eduardo's comeback from injury as the reserves play Portsmouth tonight. Fingers crossed it goes well for him. Not much else happening so it's worth mentioning that all the Arsenal players, staff and management will be donating a day's wages to the Teenage Cancer Trust ahead of the Liverpool game. There's a video - which you can see here - featuring some of the Arsenal players. Djourou, Clichy and Adebayor makes me laugh, especially Djourou. He looks so mournful, like the Arseblog basset hound almost. It's a very worthy cause, obviously, so props to everyone if you'd like to make a donation yourself you can do so at the Be a gooner, be a giver website. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Eduardo returns briefly + Gallas, Nasri's injuries and more http://arseblog.net/2008/12/17/eduardo-returns-briefly-gallas-nasris-injuries-and-more/ Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2172 has been singing his praises, saying:
    We need him, because he has his own style of playing and I cannot compare anyone with him. He still moves the same way and if you look at what happened to him, that is a really positive thing. I think the way he finishes and the way he plays makes him very unique.
    I suspect it'll be well into January before we see him back in contention for the first team but van Persie is right, he does add something to this team. His finishing is clinical and in games when we're struggling to make a shedload of chances having someone like that in the side is a massive bonus. After such a long time out there's no point rushing him in any way but I'm really looking forward to seeing him in red and white again. There were fresh doubts over the future of William Gallas after Arsene said the player had lost his 'joie de vivre' since having the captaincy taken away from him. Wenger said:
    On a human level, what happened with William was the toughest thing I had to deal with in my career because I regard him with a lot of esteem. He has refound the stability in his game but I am not convinced that, in his mind, he has refound his stability and his joie de vivre.
    Some reports this morning say that during the warm up at Boro he ignored Pat Rice when the rest of the players were called over for a teamtalk, which isn't good if that's what happened. Can anyone who was there confirm or deny it? It would be no surprise at all if Gallas was sulking a bit. He's a senior professional who has been publicly stripped of the captaincy at Arsenal. I'm sure in his own mind he was only trying to do what he thought was right but it simply showed how unsuited he was to the role. While it's hard to see any kind of long term future for him at the club it's also difficult to see him move on in January, given the lack of depth the squad already suffers from. Maybe the summer will be the time but it'll all come down to his state of mind, if you have a player who really doesn't want to be at a club then it's best for all concerned if he moves on. If it's a striker the worst that'll happen is that he doesn't score but if a defender is ambivalent about his job then the consequences could be much more damaging. It's down to Gallas, I suppose. The boss has also been talking about Samir Nasri and how he's been injured too much. The boss said:
    You tell yourself that if the guy was always with us, he would bring us a lot, but for the moment he has only been there half of the games, and fits and starts are bad for high level football.
    Five injuries in five months is not good, by any standards. Especially when you're a first XI player who is badly needed by the side. No Walcott, no Nasri = no width. Of course you could ask questions of the manager whose winger rota is completed by central midfielders but Nasri is important and we have to get him fit. His injury record at Marseille, from what I can make out via stats, wasn't bad at all. He missed a lot of last season after suffering from a virus similar to meningitis but that aside he played 133 games for Marseille between his debut in January 2005 and the summer of the 2008. I'll stand to be corrected by French football experts but that seems a reasonable return to me. His talent is obvious, even with the injuries he's scored 5 goals so far this season - and often important goals too. He got the winner at West Brom, the equaliser against Everton and the two against United which showed he can do it in a big game. We've been lacking that kind of threat from the wings since the days of Pires and Freddie so to see him so often on the sideline is frustrating. Fingers crossed he can get fit and stay fit but then we seem to say that about rather too many of our players. The boss claims the 'big four' in England is a thing of the past. I'm quite sure Arsene would say no such thing if we were higher up the league and not in an almighty scrap for fourth place at this moment in time. Yes, smaller teams have picked up good results this season but it's not something I expect to happen in the next campaign. It's crazy and mad this year but to me, at least, it's not a sign of vast improvement by those teams. Responding to Rio Ferdinand's claims that Arsenal are not in this season's title race, Cesc said:
    With all the experience they have, they should know more than anyone that football can change in one week, two weeks.
    Quite right. In two weeks time we could have some new players adding quality, experience and competition to this squad. What's that buzzing and hissing? Oh crap, some of that coffee is short-circuiting my brain. Cesc is right though but with Liverpool and Villa our next two matches we'll have a much clearer idea of our title chances before any new players don't arrive. Right so, that'll do. See ya'll tomorrow.]]>
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    Boardroom 'reshuffle' leaves lots of questions unanswered http://arseblog.net/2008/12/18/boardroom-reshuffle-leaves-lots-of-questions-unanswered/ Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2170 The club announced the arrival of Ivan Gazidis to both the boards of the club and Arsenal holdings, the departure as a board member of Richard Carr who will remain a director of the club, and the departure of Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith with immediate effect. Now, the first two moves aren't exactly unexpected. It's normal for Gazidis to be appointed while Richard Carr is 70 years of age and, according to Chairman PHW, he will continue his work with the Academy and Youth Development department. However, Lady Nina's departure is significant, although it's hard to say what's going to happen. From what's been said it seems it wasn't exactly amicable. The Chairman doesn't know what she's going to do with her shares, saying:
    We hope that she would remain a shareholder but she has not spoken to me about it lately. She is no longer in the lockdown so she is free to do what she wishes to do.
    So there's 15.8% of the club up for grabs right there. There has to have been a complete breakdown in the relationship for her to have left the club without having discussed her intentions regarding her shareholding with the Chairman or the board. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say the board are aware of her intentions and just don't want to say anything at this moment in time. There are suggestions that Lady Nina wanted to sell her shares months ago, reluctantly entered into the lockdown agreement, and has now seen the value of her shareholding fall significantly thus causing the strained relationship. Lady Nina Bracewell-SmithThe only board member who could realistically buy her shares is Stan Kroenke but you have to think if that was going to happen then some kind of deal would have been made before her departure. We know there was a board meeting last week, with Kroenke present. I think we now know that it probably had more to do with this situation than ensuring the manager had money to spend in January. But given the circumstances Kroenke buying them, or at least sharing the purchase with existing board members, would be the ideal scenario. However, the spectre that looms over this whole situation is that of Alisher Usmanov. He's been fairly quiet of late but with that much up for grabs it might reawaken the beast slumbering in his Uzbeki lair. We know he currently has close to 25% of the club so another 15.8% would be a significant chunk. However, if a shareholder takes more than 30% they are obliged to make an offer for the rest of the shares. That offer doesn't have to be accepted, and it wouldn't be by the current board, but it would mean a huge change in the way the club is run. Usamanov would have 40%+ and would be by far the majority shareholder in the club. To expect him not to use that shareholding to have a say in how things are run would be foolish. Anybody who buys 40% of any company would want to get involved. Now, this is worst case scenario stuff, I suppose, but I'm just worried that if Lady Nina's departure was that acrimonious then she might be reluctant to sell to other board members like Kroenke or Fiszman. We know that Usmanov has been prepared to pay over the odds for shares in the past so it wouldn't be a stretch to think he'd do it again if he really wanted them. On the other hand Lady Nina may decide not to sell her shares at all, but I think that's probably unlikely. We know the relationship between Usmanov and the board has been strained, to say the least. We have been told that David Dein is no longer a part of Fat & Orange but I wouldn't be at all surprised if that wasn't necessarily the truth. If Usmanov got 40% of Arsenal he'd have to have representation on the board. It's unlikely he'd do it himself and the return of Dein would not surprise me one bit. If that were to happen then you've got a club split right down the middle at board level. The existing board members have no relationship with him at all, Kroenke feels that he was used when Dein initially approached him trying to sell his own shares and those of Lady Nina - the move which led to his sacking by the club. I'm also told Kroenke was less than impressed when Dein subsequently sold his shares to the fat Man United fan. So the whole thing simply adds to the sense of turmoil around the club. Things are not going well on the pitch and now at boardroom level too. I imagine the next few days are going to be very interesting until we get a clearer picture of what's going to happen. It might get even more interesting after that. Hang on to your hats. Away from the board room and onto the pitch and the manager says that Eduardo's biggest hurdle will be pyschological. He returned for the reserves the other night (some highlights here) but it's going to take some proper matches and some proper kicks for him to get his confidence back. Cesc wants to avoid Barcelona in tomorrow's Champions League draw. I can understand why. They're a fantastic team playing some fantastic football at the moment. It's funny how, after two seasons in the relative doldrums, they solved their problems by ... it's revolutionary I know ... buying some better players than the ones they already had. It's something our manager should pay close attention to. Yesterday in a webchat thingy with the offical website he said of the current crop:
    That team in 2004 was of course special, but funnily I believe that this team is not very far, and can get there as much as the team in 2004
    You know I could say that it's his way of boosting the confidence of the team but he cannot possibly think this group of players even comes close to the 2004 team which was, to my mind, one of the best football teams I've ever seen at any level. It had pace, power, experience, quality and the kind of mental strength that the manager goes on about ad infinitum. It was almost the perfect team, so to suggest the team we're seeing now is not very far from that level, when it's quite clear to all and sundry that it is miles away, makes me head hurt and makes me a bit sad. He went on to say:
    The belief I have in this team is not shared by the immediate people who love this club. That’s why I work very hard to convince everybody that we have the ambition, the motivation and the quality to achieve that.
    He's obviously referencing the fans and while nobody can possibly doubt how hard Arsene works or his commitment to the club, you get the sense that he's working that hard to prove that this project with these players can work. As for the upcoming transfer window, he says:
    At the moment I must sincerely say we have not seen anything special that can convince us we will be much stronger, so I cannot say that something will happen… but you never know. Sometimes a signing can give an extra belief to the squad, and it can help even if on the pitch it’s not that convincing. We don’t reject it, but we cannot say for certain it will be done.
    Again you hope that he's talking so as not to dent the brittle confidence of his young charges but there comes a point when you have to take a different approach. Wenger's belief in young players will not win us matches or trophies. He is not some kind of Jedi. Wenger buying some better players to augment the squad will do a lot more for us. I know we can sit here and say things like 'Oh what Wenger says in public is no reflection of what he'll do in the transfer market' but increasingly that's not true. He spent all of August saying he probably wouldn't buy anyone and in the end we didn't, bar Sylvester, a purchase I likened yesterday to grabbing something off the shelves as the shops are closing on Christmas Eve. If he honestly can't look at other clubs and see anyone who wouldn't seriously improve this squad then I'm very, very worried indeed. Gunnerblog has more from the webchat. Right so, that's about that. More, including a Mugsmashing Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
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    Lady Nina hits out, CL draw + seasonal Arsecast 105 http://arseblog.net/2008/12/19/lady-nina-hits-out-cl-draw-seasonal-arsecast-105/ Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:09:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2168 hitting out at the board and the way she was removed. She said:
    I'm in total shock and very upset about the appalling way I have been treated. The board have no manners whatsoever and my views were ignored on many occassions. I can't understand why I have been removed in such a ruthless fashion. I have had no proper explanation as to why they wanted me out so much. It is very difficult to accept especially after what my family has done for Arsenal for so many years.
    Harsh words and it confirms that the split was most certainly acrimonious. However, given the fact Usmanov is hovering around like a fat slimy bumble-bee there has to be more to it than she's saying. Her shareholding, and that of Richard Carr, is significant, so they certainly didn't decide to get rid of her on a whim. There must have been a very good reason and I'm quite sure Lady Nina knows exactly what that is. Going to the press and saying she doesn't is hardly believable. It is in the current board's interest, greatly so, to keep her shareholding within the current structure. For them to have apparently made life that much more difficult for themselves makes little or no sense on any level. There's more to this than a clash of personalities. There has to be. It does make the scenario whereby her shares are bought by current board members a lot less likely and again that opens the door for Usmanov to swoop. Whether or not he still has the money remains to be seen. Whatever's going to happen you feel this is just the start, things could get even more messy. I know it's not the done thing and the board generally maintain a silence in the face of most criticism but I think this is a situation which needs an explanation or, at least, their side of things to be told. I don't buy her story that she has no idea why what happened happened. Especially when she says:
    I've never had a thought of selling my Arsenal shares, and I still don't.
    From what I'm told she has been willing to sell but mindful of the connection her family has had with the club she hasn't done so. So saying she never thought of selling them isn't entirely accurate. Anyway, it now seems as if the boardroom mirrors the pitch, everything's all over the fucking place. Away from the board and ahead of the Liverpool game on Sunday the team news is that Samir Nasri is 95% to make a comeback before he goes and gets injured a couple of games later. Nicklas Bendtner is a doubt with a knee injury, as is Kolo due to his calf, and beyond that it's the usual suspects out. We'll have more on that game tomorrow and Sunday but you can hear the Mugsmasher's thoughts on today's Arsecast. Sylvester talks about Liverpool too. RedAction are urging people wear yellow on Sunday to bring a 20th Anfield 89 anniversary feel to the place. Check their site for more details. The draw for the knock-out stages of the Champions League draw takes place today from 1300 (CET). Just to remind you Arsenal will play one of: Roma, Panathanaikos, Barcelona, Bayern Munich or Juventus Some interesting game there but obviously the stand-out fixture is Barcelona. Now that would be some trip, back to Barcelona, the old haunts, the bocadillo de tortilla francesa con jamon washed down with an Estrella. Bring. It. On. Update: It's Roma! Right, time for the Arsecast and it is a busy one. With no Arsecast next week due to the festive celebrations and what have you there's lots to get through on this one. The Mugsmasher is on to talk about Liverpool, Nigel Phillips from the Arsenal Supporter's Trust talks about the whole Lady Nina situation, there are some special Christmas messages, Amaury Bischoff PI, the winner of our Savile-Rogue scarf and one more chance to win the finest scarf in the entire kingdom, plus the Man in the Bar has a Christmas song. Phew. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (24mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right then, have at it. More tomorrow.]]>
    2168 2008-12-19 09:09:52 2008-12-19 09:09:52 open open lady-nina-hits-out-cl-draw-seasonal-arsecast-105 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up, pre-Mugsmasher guff http://arseblog.net/2008/12/20/saturday-round-up-pre-mugsmasher-guff/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2165 Some choice quotes from Arsene Wenger:
    Some people say it is a three-horse race but let them talk all they want. Let us show they are wrong.
    Then Bacary Sagna:
    It is a must-win game for us and, from now on, we must keep taking maximum points. But we’ve beaten Manchester United and Chelsea, so we know we can do it.
    And Robin van Persie, who is using last season's Champions League exit as motivation:
    I know how their team are playing and what they did against us before and how they hurt us. I always take that with me. Our only chance of winning the title is to win the big games. If we beat Liverpool it becomes five points and anything can happen.
    So confidence appears to be high, which is a good thing. Our record in the 'big' games this season is good, it's what's keeping us alive, and we need another one of those days tomorrow. That said the smashers have beaten both Chelsea and United this season too so it's not going to be easy by any means. We have to hope Nasri is back and fit because he, at least, offers us some width and craft in midfield. What he plans to do for the right hand side remains to be seen but I wouldn't be surprised to see Eboue play tomorrow. That leaves him with a choice of Diaby, Song and Denilson to partner Cesc which is like being asked to pick one from Curly, Moe or Larry. Amy Lawrence writes in the Guardian about how Arsene must be regretting not spending the extra couple of million on Xabi Alonso in the summer. He's having a fine season and while he wasn't everyone's choice I don't think anyone can deny he would have added experience and quality to our midfield, attributes which are in short supply for us at the moment. It's an impossible game to predict. We have been so inconsistent that the only consistent thing about us is our inconsistency. We could play out of our skins and win the game, we could have another tepid off day, it's just impossible. From what's being said though the players know just how vital this game is, especially when the next fixture sees us travel to Villa Park. Away from Liverpool and the boss says the boardroom goings-on won't affect the players in any way. I've always wondered about how what happens at that level can possibly affect players at a football club, unless it has something to do with them not being paid. As long as that's not an issue nothing that happens up there should affect players. He also spoke about possible spending, saying:
    They let me do what I want to do. I know how much money I can spend and I will try to do it in a wise way.
    He then outlines his opposition to the transfer window, which makes sense to me, and then talks about how clubs should be made live within their own natural resources. Again that makes sense to a certain extent but the sugar-daddy owner has always existed, it's just gone to the next level now. Well, it's gone to a level none of us can even really comprehend. There's a definite difference between somebody like Jack Walker who made a fortune and ploughed millions into the club he loved, and the likes of Abramovich and the new owners of Man City who see football clubs as toys. Still, I don't know what you can do about it. If the man who owns your club is willing to spend his money on it then who is anyone to stop him? Arsene also talks about how he wants to win the Champions League. The draw yesterday wasn't too bad and leaving aside the fantastic trip back to my old hometown Barcelona wasn't necessarily as kind in a footballing sense as Roma. We beat them back in 2002-3 I think it was - an Henry hat-trick in one of the ugliest Arsenal kits I have ever seen. That horrible blue away shirt, I think we had to play in white shorts that night too because of Roma's dark shorts, and white socks. Fashion nightmare! They're struggling a bit at the moment in Serie A, they had a woeful start to the season but seem to be getting themselves back on track with 5 league wins in a row. By February/March who knows where they'll be. For that matter who knows where we'll be or how our squad might have been improved. Danny Fiszman has reiterated that there's money for Arsene to spend in January as well as his own commitment to the club. I don't think we've heard the last of the Lady Nina stuff either. I've been sitting here this morning wondering where I saw an article which had some new info but I've just remembered I dreamt it. Pfff, stupid brain. Right, that's about that. More tomorrow.]]>
    2165 2008-12-20 09:00:15 2008-12-20 09:00:15 open open saturday-round-up-pre-mugsmasher-guff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up , more Mugsmashing ahoy http://arseblog.net/2008/12/21/sunday-round-up-more-mugsmashing-ahoy/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2163 under no illusions how important today is, saying:
    We all realise the importance of this match to us and our season, just like we did before the United game and before the Chelsea game. No one is talking about it but you just sense the mood when you come to training. As for me, I shot down Chelsea and now I’m aiming to do the same to Liverpool, I hope I can.
    I hope you can too, Robin. We need our big players to perform today. That means van Persie, Adebayor, Cesc, Nasri. Well, we need the whole team to perform but we need a little bit extra from those players because they're the ones that can provide that something special, the spark of creativity or genius that can win us the game. Remember, Liverpool have not won the league since 1990. This is about the best position they've been in at this time of the season for as long as I can remember and they are going to be highly motivated for this one. They can pretty much finish our title chances today and go a long way to improving their own. We just have to hope that the Arsenal of the United and Chelsea games turns up today. The one that gave everything from the start, that played well, that took its chances and that got a bit of luck that you sometimes need. This is the biggest game of the season since the last biggest game of the season and ahead of the next potential biggest game of the season on Friday. In terms of the team the only area we could speculate on is midfield. I think if Nasri plays he'll play Eboue on the right and then one of the three to partner Cesc. It'll be interesting to see who he chooses. Although he could just as easily surprise us all, play Nasri on the right, Diaby on the left and Song or Denilson in the middle. Anyway, we'll find out later on. Come on Arsenal and come on the Gods of Mugs who do not take kindly to their Mugs being smashed by Mugsmashers. Time for them to pay for the cataclysmic damage they have done. You can get Cesc's thoughts on the game and facing so many of his Spanish compatriots at the Mugsmashers here. Arsenal 'open to Usmanov' says the Observer. Danny Fiszman's quote when asked about a seat on the board for the Fat United supporter? 'We've only just started talking to each other'. Hardly the same thing. Wenger to Real Madrid says the News of the World. Can't see it, he just wouldn't work under that structure, but the prospect of his departure is no longer as unthinkable as it once was. Which is a real shame. Right, not much else going on. Here's to the three points today. Come on Arsenal. Come on. Mañana.]]>
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    Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool: Chocolate legs, red cards and a gutsy point http://arseblog.net/2008/12/22/arsenal-1-1-liverpool-chocolate-legs-red-cards-and-a-gutsy-point/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2161 In the second half I thought they continued where they left off and they certainly had more possession than us. Lucas forced a decent save from Almunia and then it became the Howard Webb show. Emmanuel Adebayor had been booked, harshly I thought, in the first half, and after a tussle with Arbeloa Webb showed him a second yellow card. At first I thought it was for playing on after the whistle but it seems he bought Arbeloa's theatrics which made it look like Adebayor had elbowed him. Frankly the red card was a joke of a decision and it means we'll be without the Togonator for the Villa game on Friday. So, down to 10 men, with Liverpool in control and it was really worrying, for a few moments. But the red card galvanised us and we responded brilliantly. Alex Song, who had been stinkingly average for the whole game, put in a tremendous shift for the last 25 minutes or so and, for me, what made our post-red card performance so fantastic was the fact that we essentially carried Abou Diaby for that whole period. It says a lot about Diaby that he can't even get a game in central midfield when Cesc is injured and he was abysmal yesterday, in my opinion. You knew when the ball came to him that it would end up with a Liverpool player sooner rather than later so for us to play so well was an absolute credit to the rest of the players. You expected Liverpool to turn the screw - they had a brilliant opportunity to stick the knife in but they were not good at all. 'Utter muck' were the words the Mugsmasher used after the game and it's hard to disagree. You don't look at them and think title winners on that kind of performance. So overall I think we've got be relatively happy with the point under those circumstances. We can look at those last 30 minutes and be very proud of the players and what was also enjoyable was that the frustration of fans was focussed elsewhere, rather than internally. Howard Webb, what a complete masturbatory expert he is. It's good to remember than no matter what our own failings are there are always bigger cunts out there. Afterwards Adebayor was unhappy about the sending off and Arbeloa's antics, saying:
    I cannot say he cheated, but what he did was not fair play at all. The defender threw himself on the floor as if I put a knife in him. At the end of the end of the day he [Webb] has made a mistake and he has to recognise that what he has done is a little mistake.
    While Arsene Wenger was also less than impressed with Webb:
    It was not a red card, it was not a second yellow card. I don't know what it was for and I'm sure he doesn't know. I am convinced we would have won with 11 players. Today we had the ‘Be a Gooner, Be a Giver’ charity appeal — you cannot say the referee was a Gooner today but he was a giver because he gave us yellow cards we did not deserve.
    Heh. I don't think there's any way to appeal the red card so we'll be without Adebayor when we play Villa on Friday. He's a big loss for such an important game which is what makes the decision to send him off even more frustrating. I think Webb got this one badly wrong. Of more pressing concern is the injury to Cesc. Optimistic estimates put his return at 3-4 weeks but you never know with knee injuries and we've just got to hope that it's not any more serious than that. If it is the manager's need to spend money in the transfer market in January is even more pressing. So fingers crossed on that one. I imagine he'll go for a scan today, if he hasn't had one already, and we should find out the real extent of the injury soon enough. Right then, that's about that. There's plenty to come despite it being Christmas week so we'll leave it there for today. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2161 2008-12-22 09:00:56 2008-12-22 09:00:56 open open arsenal-1-1-liverpool-chocolate-legs-red-cards-and-a-gutsy-point publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc's injury means Arsene needs to buy two midfielders in January http://arseblog.net/2008/12/23/cescs-injury-means-arsene-needs-to-buy-two-midfielders-in-january/ Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2159 Kolo Toure is being linked with a move to Manchester City. He's obviously struggling with form and fitness. His bout of malaria seems to have knocked the stuffing out of him but he cannot be allowed to leave. I suspect this is just paper talk without anything substantial behind it. Zenit St Petersburg are hoping Arsenal will make a £20m move for Andrei Arshavin. Yeah, and I'm hoping Santa brings me a Ferrari. And a mansion. And my own island. And a lightsaber. Alisher Usmanov says concern over Arsenal's boardroom affairs means he won't be trying to take over the club, however he did say:
    We have never concealed that we would like to acquire a blocking stake of up to 29.9 per cent and nothing prevents us doing that. That’s what interests us and, little by little, without hurrying, we are buying up shares from the market.
    Yes, how positive, a blocking stake. That's obviously to work in the best interests of the club. And with Nina Bracewell-Smith's shares up for grabs that's certainly a distinct possibility. However, there are many who will raise their eyebrows at the fat Uzbeki's apparent concern at the way things have been happening at board level as certain events appear to have had Fat & Orange fingerprints all over them. He might pledge unwavering support for Arsene Wenger and his team but he's only saying that because he thinks that's what he should be saying. Usmanov would be bad for Arsenal. I've said it before. No matter how much we're struggling on the pitch he does not become a more attractive option. He can go and fuck himself, the ugly fat cunt. Right, that's about it. I've got to finish off my Christmas shopping today so it's off into the thronging crowds I go. I wonder do they have midfielders on special offer anywhere.]]>
    2159 2008-12-23 09:00:28 2008-12-23 09:00:28 open open cescs-injury-means-arsene-needs-to-buy-two-midfielders-in-january publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Who I'd like Arsene to buy to replace Cesc http://arseblog.net/2008/12/24/who-id-like-arsene-to-buy-to-replace-cesc/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2156 four months. Essentially he's going to miss the rest of the season if that's the case. You're looking at an end of April return and at that point he's going to need time to get match fit and what have you so I think it's better to assume we're not going to see him again until next August. If he makes it back sooner then great but with our injury record it'd be foolish to pin any hopes on that. So it leaves us with a big problem in our midfield and one that the manager admits leaves him 'more likely' to buy in January. To be fair to Arsene he can't exactly come out, hit the panic button and say he's desperate to buy - there are countless reasons why that would be utterly foolish. However, I stand by what I said yesterday, we need to make two purchases. The first is someone who can replace Cesc. For me the ideal solution to that lies at Goodison Park. Mikael Arteta possesses the experience, quality and craft to do the same kind of job Cesc does. He's a player who wouldn't require any settling in period which is vital. We need a player who can come in and do a job straight away, not somebody who will need time to acclimatise to Premier League football. I think he'd jump at the chance to play for us too and he's versatile enough to maintain a squad place even when Cesc comes back. He's played a lot of football on the right hand side of midfield for Everton so he wouldn't be redundant on Cesc's return. He's good with set-pieces too, Everton, like most clubs have a pressing need for cash, and for me he's the most obvious solution to the problem I can think of. The second player should probably be a midfielder in the Flamini style. Someone with real energy, good in the tackle, tactically aware and who can distribute the ball well. That player is much more difficult to identify although you look at someone like Scott Parker and that's the kind of player I mean. Arsene spoke about having 'internal solutions' to the problem but I'm not so sure. I have maintained that our midfielders need more competition for places. There are those that will say that Denilson and Song and Diaby will find themselves marginalised if we go out and buy but they've had chances. On the other hand working and playing with better players might well improve them. If they can rise to that challenge then it's better for everyone. I was watching Arsene's press conference and he was asked about Andrei Arshavin. His reply was very coy, something like 'I don't feel the need to talk about that at the moment'. You wonder if he's looking at solving the Cesc problem by adding quality elsewhere. Could he be thinking about Arshavin on the left and perhaps moving Nasri central to play the Cesc role? We'll obviously just have to wait and see but the seriousness of Cesc's absence should not be underplayed. Whatever he says about 'internal solutions' I think the only way to cope with this is to buy players. Our need was pressing before, it's even more so now. During his press conference he dismissed the notion of players leaving. Bendtner, Toure and Gallas were the subject of questions by journalists and he denied that any of them would depart the club. Bendtner has said he'll move on unless he gets regular football at Arsenal - the best way for him to do that is to take the opportunities when they're given to him. I thought he looked a prospect last season, his goal return from a limited amount of playing time was impressive, but he has disappointed this time around. Still, the squad needs augmentation, not further disintegration, so I think we'd be foolish to let anyone leave in January (unless the money was ridiculously good and it would be spent on a replacement). Looking ahead to the game on Friday we don't have any team news yet but I'm hoping Cesc is the only new absentee. The importance of the game doesn't need to be stressed any further and I'm sure Villa will be looking at us thinking it's rather a good time to play the Arsenal. They'll have watched Keane's goal on Sunday and Young and Agbonlahor will be hoping our defence offers up such tasty Christmas gifts. We don't need reminding of Villa's capabilities, they beat us at the Grove, so perhaps there's a measure of revenge on our players minds. Again we need big performances from our big players but with no Cesc, no Adebayor and all the players missing it's going to be a real test for us. It's a game we need to win to close the gap, to restore some confidence and set us up for the return of Tony Adams and Portsmouth two days later. I know I said I wanted a lightsaber for Christmas but I'd happily swap that for six points. In other news Arsene Wenger has called Graham Poll an embarrassment, which is the most creative spelling of the word 'cunt' I've ever seen. Poll is trying to make a name for himself, again, as a controversial media shitehawk and frankly the world would be a better place if he were ignored as the utter irrelevance he is. And that's about it. I'll wander into town today, do a couple of last minute things, have a couple of Christmas Eve pints and then settle in for the evening in front of the fire. I doubt there'll be any kind of blog tomorrow so let me just take the opportunity to wish you and yours a very happy Christmas. If you're not celebrating Christmas then have a happy not Christmas. Thanks for reading throughout the year, it's been an interesting one to say the least, and even if our views are horribly and irrevocably opposed I wish you all the best for the festive season. Until Friday.]]> 2156 2008-12-24 09:00:58 2008-12-24 09:00:58 open open who-id-like-arsene-to-buy-to-replace-cesc publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Merry Christmas from Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2008/12/25/merry-christmas-from-arseblog-2/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2154 2154 2008-12-25 09:00:14 2008-12-25 09:00:14 open open merry-christmas-from-arseblog-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Villa preview - it'll be tough but we need a performance http://arseblog.net/2008/12/26/villa-preview-itll-be-tough-but-we-need-a-performance/ Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2152 you can't take European football for granted. He said:
    If you look at Europe not many teams have in the last 10 years been in every year. But in Europe this year AC Milan are in the Uefa Cup, they are not in the Champions League. Last year Bayern Munich played in the Uefa Cup, and they are not less prestigious clubs than any of the teams who play in the top four. But they didn't die. In sport you have to accept that nothing is guaranteed. Only because we achieve it every year do people think it is guaranteed. It is not guaranteed, it is down to your performances.
    All well and good when you look at it from a distance but when you make life more difficult for yourself by reducing the quality of your squad then you can't not expect fans to be anxious. When you have set such high standards then you get judged on those standards - when you fall below them then you have to expect criticism. I don't think anybody has ever suggested we have a divine right to be in the top four, only that we haven't quite used the resources available to us to ensure that it's not a real struggle like it appears to be this year. Nevertheless, the manager still isn't ruling out the title. I can't fault his optimism or his ambition but at the moment I think we need to focus on a more realistic goal then see where we are in a couple of months. If we can still talk about the title at that stage, however vague the chances might be, then I think most people will be happy. Villa are a good side, we know that. We were beaten 2-0 at the Grove and they'll know this is a great opportunity for them to make a real push for Europe. Martin O'Neill is a fantastic motivator and he's a great 'team' manager. By that I mean he is able to make the sum of the parts far greater than any individual but he's helped by having two or three very good players in his squad. Young and Agbonlahor are the jewels in his crown and we know only too well how they can hurt us. For our part we've got to go there without two of our best players. Cesc, obviously, and Emmanuel Adebayor who will serve his one match suspension today. You assume Bendtner will come in and play the Adebayor role if he's fit, if not we might see Diaby play in the hole behind van Persie. That would leave us a rather uninspiring midfield but at the moment there's not much we can do about that. I wouldn't mind seeing Aaron Ramsey get a start, to be honest, but for all his talk about the quality of his young players and 'internal solutions' the manager seems reluctant to use him in the Premier League right now. To me he's the closest thing we've got to Fabregas in the squad. The importance of the game is not lost on the players. Samir Nasri says:
    I think if we lose to Aston Villa we can say goodbye to our title chances — we have to go there and get a positive result.
    I think that's true and more importantly it would make our Champions League chances even more difficult which, for me, is the main thing at the moment. However, we showed against Liverpool on Sunday that if we put in the effort and the application we're not a soft touch by any means. But that level of performance has be there from the first whistle. To be honest, I think if we'd played with that kind of attitude in every game this season we wouldn't be worrying about losing a CL place, we'd be right in the thick of things at the top of the table. And I don't think it's too much to expect that players give everything for 90 minutes once or twice a week. Anyway, fingers crossed we can get our heads straight and get a performance today - because we'll need it if we're going to beat this Villa side. In other news Cesc talks about his injury and despite being obviously upset about it is quite philosophical. It could have been worse with the doctor saying it might have been 9 months. Eeek. Bacary Sagna has a little pop at the English press. And that's about it. There's so much leftover we're going back to the Blogfather's house today for Christmas Dinner II - The Refattening. Then the football. Come on Arsenal. More tomorrow.]]>
    2152 2008-12-26 09:00:27 2008-12-26 09:00:27 open open villa-preview-itll-be-tough-but-we-need-a-performance publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Aston Villa 2-2 Arsenal: We simply don't know how to defend http://arseblog.net/2008/12/27/aston-villa-2-2-arsenal-we-simply-dont-know-how-to-defend/ Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2149 2149 2008-12-27 09:00:44 2008-12-27 09:00:44 open open aston-villa-2-2-arsenal-we-simply-dont-know-how-to-defend publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Portsmouth preview - Tony Adams returns http://arseblog.net/2008/12/28/portsmouth-preview-tony-adams-returns/ Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2147 he talks with great fondness about the club and while I'd love to see him make a success of his new job I'd love us to turn Portsmouth over even more. It's slightly ironic that a man who was part of that famous defence comes back at a time when we're bemoaning our current crop. He doesn't seem to have done much for the Portsmouth back four with talk of Distin leaving, a public spat with Sol Campbell and a recent hammering by Zola's West Ham. For our part we'll have Emmanuel Adebayor back and Gael Clichy looks set to come back into the team. There's no word on Johan Djourou's fitness, he injured himself in the warm-up at Villa Park, while Alex Song misses out. We're currently on our longest unbeaten run of the league season, we've gone 5 games without defeat, so amidst all the gloom perhaps that's something we should cling to. It goes without saying how important a win today is so fingers crossed we can put the Villa game behind us and get back on track. Right, I can't even type my shoulders and neck are so painful so we'll leave it there. More tomorrow.]]> 2147 2008-12-28 09:00:05 2008-12-28 09:00:05 open open portsmouth-preview-tony-adams-returns publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal 1-0 Portsmouth: It's all about points, performance can wait http://arseblog.net/2008/12/29/arsenal-1-0-portsmouth-its-all-about-points-performance-can-wait/ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2145 afterwards the manager said:
    It was important to get the three points today. We were intelligent, mature and we didn’t make mistakes. In the end we won the game against a Portsmouth side who defended very deep and very well. I believe that, in the end, it was difficult to create chances but we had one or two good chances that got us the win.
    And while we'd all have loved to see some typically Arsenal flowing football I think we have to be a bit more realistic with our expectations in terms of performance. We've got lots of players missing and when you're playing Bendtner on the left then pace and trickery down the flanks is hardly likely to be the order of the day. The important thing was that we didn't give up and that's the way I'm going to look at it. If you look at the league this season you can see all the so-called big teams have days like this. United have recently beaten Stoke and Sunderland with goals coming right at the death so we're not alone in that regard. So we go back into the top four, for the moment at least, as Villa play at Hull on Tuesday night and we'll all be hoping O'Neill's men find themselves mauled by the Tigers who will be determined to perform at home after their atrocious showing the other day. Fingers crossed. With the next league game not until next year (a home game against Bolton) and the FA Cup game against Plymouth next on the horizon on January 3rd all the talk is going to be of the transfer window. Already names are being bandied around like nobody's business with everybody trying to out exclusive everyone else without having the first clue who we might buy. In yesterday's match programme (which I was trying to find without success on the official site - can anyone help me out there?) the manager spoke about transfers, saying:
    If we do buy I think what we need is maybe someone with a bit of experience. We already have many young players so, if we buy, it will be somebody who is ready to play straight away.
    He hinted at a need for a creative midfielder with the absences of Cesc, Theo and Rosicky and Andrei Arshavin is someone who is obviously on the agenda. However, while I fully understand the need to replace the creative element of the team I hope he's looking at other players too. A central midfielder with a more defensive mindset and hopefully a central defender too. We know from this summer, as Alex Fynn revealed  on the Arsecast a few weeks ago, this was an area the manager was particularly concerned about and judging by performances this season he still should be. Anyway, we'll just have to wait and see. January is like a little summer, months of frenzied speculation and Newsnow refreshing in just 31 fun-packed days. It's obviously a hugely important transfer window for the manager and for the club but it's too early at the moment to get that worried about it. When you see stories like yesterday's in the News of the World (linking us to Given, Taylor and N'Zogbia at Newcastle) you know the tabloids have got their creative writing teams going full blast already. Right, until tomorrow.]]>
    2145 2008-12-29 09:00:34 2008-12-29 09:00:34 open open arsenal-1-0-portsmouth-its-all-about-points-performance-can-wait publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 3-1 Plymouth: Review + Sunday transfer round-upSo a fairly routine win over Plymouth sees us into the 4th round of the FA Cup. A goalless first half wasn't much to look at - it was brightened up a bit watching a stream with commentary from a lunatic Spaniard who sounded like a serial killer crossed with a kiddie fiddler crossed with Gollum. Still, we had some chances, the best of which fell to Eboue after a great run by Aaron Ramsey. There were other saves too, some shots wide but it was 0-0 at half-time. The second half began with a flurry of goals. Firstly Robin van Persie, captain for the day, headed home a Nasri corner, then nice play in and around the box saw van Persie's cross put into his own net by David Gray who deserved it for that fucking Babylon song. Amazingly Nicklas Bendtner wheeled away trying to claim the goal, heh, cheeky. But Arsenal are nothing if not generous at the back this season and when some Plymouth bloke pulled back a nice cross the defence was static, Fabianski was nowhere and the onrushing Duguid got ahead of van Persie to poke it home. To be fair they didn't really threaten any further. We brought on Carlos Vela on the left and this allowed Nasri a bit more freedom. The Frenchman had a fine last 30 minutes and was at the heart of all our good play. It was his lobbed ball over the top that brought about the third. Robin's first attempt was saved by the keeper but he made no mistake with the follow up, smashing it home off the bar with his chocolate leg. So overall a decent win. The performance wasn't much to write home about but credit to Plymouth who made life very difficult for us. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said: We have done the job in a serious way. If we weren’t completely focussed and up for it we would not have gone through today. I give credit to my team for doing the job seriously with good focus and I give credit to Plymouth who had a great game as well. As usual the cup brought about some unexpected and somewhat hilarious results. Big spending Man City are out having been beaten 3-0 at home by Nottingham Forest while Chelsea were held 1-1 by Southend. It really is a measure of how very poor our form and performance was against City in the league though - they took us apart that day and they're poo. Anyway, I'm sure Kolo will be looking at results like that and thinking life is probably better at Arsenal, despite what might be on offer in terms of money. Elsewhere there's all kinds of misery and doom going on. The Daily Mail is reporting that there's a rift between the board and the manager over the signing of Andrei Arshavin. The spectre of Wenger going to Real Madrid looms over the whole situation apparently, despite the fact that Wenger himself categorically denied it during the week. Meanwhile the News of the World reports that Theo Walcott is growing restless, having not yet been offered a new deal by the club. He could leave on a free next summer so it's strange that nothing is stirring. They quote the ubiquitous 'source close to ....' as saying: There is no doubt Theo is frustrated at the lack of action over a new deal. The club said talks would start in October because they wanted to see how Theo started the season. The fact is, he feels as if he’s being taken for granted at the moment, as if people simply expect him to sign a contract. Given the current structure of the club you would expect Arsene Wenger to be closely involved in the whole contract situation. Surely he's the one who decides who he wants to keep, who should be offered what, etc. Perhaps the arrival of Gazidis on the scene will mean all these things are sorted out but Theo is someone I'd like to see sign a new deal with the club. We've invested too much in him to see him walk away out of contract. Anyway, they throw up the whole Real Madrid thing as well which, as we know, is bollocks. They also say Robin van Persie is awaiting news on a new deal for him but I don't think it's unfair, after his injury record, to wait for him to complete an untroubled season before offering a new contract. Also in the News of the World is the story that our top transfer target is Man City's Steven Ireland. That's because Arshavin is no longer our top target. Or Inler. Or Arteta. Or ... you get the picture. He's a very good player, fits the bill in terms of what we need, but he's also as mad as box of banshees. Still, no doubt he'd add something to our team if this story wasn't complete and utter fiction. The Sunday Mirror reports that we could do a deal with West Ham which would see Matthew Upson return to Arsenal and Nicklas Bendnter go the other way. It'd be an interesting swap, you have to say. Upson would certainly bring something to the defence while Bendtner's form this season has been very, very poor. He's been unable to build on a decent showing last season and just doesn't seem to be improving at all. It would leave us a striker short, of course, but with Eduardo coming back, Vela itching to play, and a possible wide player coming in to allow Theo play up front on his return maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. Speculation in Italy links us with Torino's Alessandro Rosina. I don't know much about him to be honest. He's a versatile player apparently which probably gives a little more credibility to the rumour. He can play wide midfield or behind the strikers so no doubt AW sees him as the man to shore up our defence. And there you go. Plenty to mull over this freezing cold Sunday. I've still got my stupid cold that the stupid Blogette brought home and gave to everyone in the house. Even the Arseblog basset hound has it. He's downstairs drinking hot whiskey as we speak. Till tomorrow, Arsers. http://arseblog.net/2008/12/30/arsenal-3-1-plymouth-review-sunday-transfer-round-upso-a-fairly-routine-win-over-plymouth-sees-us-into-the-4th-round-of-the-fa-cup-a-goalless-first-half-wasnt-much-to-look-at-it-was-brightene/ Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2143 Plymouth sees us into the 4th round of the FA Cup. A goalless first half wasn't much to look at - it was brightened up a bit watching a stream with commentary from a lunatic Spaniard who sounded like a serial killer crossed with a kiddie fiddler crossed with Gollum. Still, we had some chances, the best of which fell to Eboue after a great run by Aaron Ramsey. There were other saves too, some shots wide but it was 0-0 at half-time. The second half began with a flurry of goals. Firstly Robin van Persie, captain for the day, headed home a Nasri corner, then nice play in and around the box saw van Persie's cross put into his own net by David Gray who deserved it for that fucking Babylon song. Amazingly Nicklas Bendtner wheeled away trying to claim the goal, heh, cheeky. But Arsenal are nothing if not generous at the back this season and when some Plymouth bloke pulled back a nice cross the defence was static, Fabianski was nowhere and the onrushing Duguid got ahead of van Persie to poke it home. To be fair they didn't really threaten any further. We brought on Carlos Vela on the left and this allowed Nasri a bit more freedom. The Frenchman had a fine last 30 minutes and was at the heart of all our good play. It was his lobbed ball over the top that brought about the third. Robin's first attempt was saved by the keeper but he made no mistake with the follow up, smashing it home off the bar with his chocolate leg. So overall a decent win. The performance wasn't much to write home about but credit to Plymouth who made life very difficult for us. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We have done the job in a serious way. If we weren’t completely focussed and up for it we would not have gone through today. I give credit to my team for doing the job seriously with good focus and I give credit to Plymouth who had a great game as well.
    As usual the cup brought about some unexpected and somewhat hilarious results. Big spending Man City are out having been beaten 3-0 at home by Nottingham Forest while Chelsea were held 1-1 by Southend. It really is a measure of how very poor our form and performance was against City in the league though - they took us apart that day and they're poo. Anyway, I'm sure Kolo will be looking at results like that and thinking life is probably better at Arsenal, despite what might be on offer in terms of money. Elsewhere there's all kinds of misery and doom going on. The Daily Mail is reporting that there's a rift between the board and the manager over the signing of Andrei Arshavin. The spectre of Wenger going to Real Madrid looms over the whole situation apparently, despite the fact that Wenger himself categorically denied it during the week. Meanwhile the News of the World reports that Theo Walcott is growing restless, having not yet been offered a new deal by the club. He could leave on a free next summer so it's strange that nothing is stirring. They quote the ubiquitous 'source close to ....' as saying:
    There is no doubt Theo is frustrated at the lack of action over a new deal. The club said talks would start in October because they wanted to see how Theo started the season. The fact is, he feels as if he’s being taken for granted at the moment, as if people simply expect him to sign a contract.
    Given the current structure of the club you would expect Arsene Wenger to be closely involved in the whole contract situation. Surely he's the one who decides who he wants to keep, who should be offered what, etc. Perhaps the arrival of Gazidis on the scene will mean all these things are sorted out but Theo is someone I'd like to see sign a new deal with the club. We've invested too much in him to see him walk away out of contract. Anyway, they throw up the whole Real Madrid thing as well which, as we know, is bollocks. They also say Robin van Persie is awaiting news on a new deal for him but I don't think it's unfair, after his injury record, to wait for him to complete an untroubled season before offering a new contract. Also in the News of the World is the story that our top transfer target is Man City's Steven Ireland. That's because Arshavin is no longer our top target. Or Inler. Or Arteta. Or ... you get the picture. He's a very good player, fits the bill in terms of what we need, but he's also as mad as box of banshees. Still, no doubt he'd add something to our team if this story wasn't complete and utter fiction. The Sunday Mirror reports that we could do a deal with West Ham which would see Matthew Upson return to Arsenal and Nicklas Bendnter go the other way. It'd be an interesting swap, you have to say. Upson would certainly bring something to the defence while Bendtner's form this season has been very, very poor. He's been unable to build on a decent showing last season and just doesn't seem to be improving at all. It would leave us a striker short, of course, but with Eduardo coming back, Vela itching to play, and a possible wide player coming in to allow Theo play up front on his return maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. Speculation in Italy links us with Torino's Alessandro Rosina. I don't know much about him to be honest. He's a versatile player apparently which probably gives a little more credibility to the rumour. He can play wide midfield or behind the strikers so no doubt AW sees him as the man to shore up our defence. And there you go. Plenty to mull over this freezing cold Sunday. I've still got my stupid cold that the stupid Blogette brought home and gave to everyone in the house. Even the Arseblog basset hound has it. He's downstairs drinking hot whiskey as we speak. Till tomorrow, Arsers.]]>
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    Bring me the head (and the rest) of Mikel Arteta + New Year's wishes http://arseblog.net/2008/12/31/bring-me-the-head-and-the-rest-of-mikel-arteta-new-years-wishes/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2140 the Guardian and the Sun are linking us with a move for Everton's Mikel Arteta. How much truth there is in this story is anybody's guess but for me he would be the perfect player to replace the injurd Fabregas and he has enough quality to maintain a place in the team when the captain returns. There'd be no settling in period as there would be with a foreign player, he's good with set pieces, he scores goals and he's got loads of experience. There's no doubt he'd improve our squad and more importantly our team right away. It would obviously take a serious bid for Everton to sell but I think in the current financial climate most clubs will sell, however reluctantly. I'm keeping my fingers well and truly crossed for this one. Meanwhile Andrei Arshavin's agent has said his client is aware of the financial doom that's sweeping the planet and would be amenable to reassessing his salary demands in order to facilitate a move. In other words the daft cunt completely priced himself and the player out of a couple of feasible transfers in the summer and is now willing to do what it takes to get the fuck out of St Petersburg. With the transfer window set to open tomorrow I expect the speculation regarding players linked with us to increase by a factor of at least 843,466,120.475. This is a scientific fact and it cannot be disputed. 31 days of pure madness lie ahead, in the middle of which are some football matches, but we'll gloss over them as you would expect a quality blog to do. Meanwhile Gael Clichy has said the boss has said that the players need to communicate more. Or betterer. Or something. There's no question in my mind that the defence lacks proper organisation, we saw that with the Villa equaliser the other night. They're too damn quiet. And unless they improve there's only one solution ... cocaine. People taking cocaine just don't shut the fuck up, they love the sound of their own voice, so each game one of the players has to do a few dirty great lines before kick-off and then we'll have that talker in defence that we need so badly. A little thinking outside the box is all that's required, you know. Kolo on his way because he hates William Gallas? That's the news coming from a 'source' who told the Daily Star. You know, if I were one of those sources I think I would choose a more august publication that the Daily Star to tell my story to. If you want credibility why would you go to a newspaper whose readers can only count to two and that's in tits? So, 2008 is over and it has, all things considered, been a particularly frustrating year for the Arsenal. It started so well, we were playing great football, winning games, flying high in the league and then it seems to have just been one poxbottle of a disaster after another. Injuries to key players which cost us dearly at the tail-end of last season. Eduardo, Sagna, Flamini, all injured and had they stayed fit I'm convinced we'd have won the title. The heartbreaking exit in the Champions League, seeing the league slip away from us, a summer in which players left and weren't replaced really makes our position at the moment not too much of a surprise. But the reality is the Arsenal team we see at the moment seems miles away from the one we saw just 12 months ago, in terms of quality, confidence and ability. It's amazing how quickly things change in football. Which is why, despite Arsene's bizarre and somewhat ludicrous statement about us being 1% or 2% away from 'dominating' the Premier League, it probably wouldn't take too much to improve us considerably. Some new faces, competition for places in the team, a bit of extra confidence, some slivers of luck along the way and an improvement in attitude and application from the team as a whole and who knows what might happen? I know it's easy to be pessimistic but when you're about to turn the page on a new year I'd rather hope, pray, wish and sacrifice things/animals/people I don't like for a positive future. So on that note let me wish you and yours a very happy, peaceful and prosperous 2009 - and I'm sure all of us, no matter what our opinion on the state of play at the Arsenal, want nothing but the best for the club for the next 12 months too. Until next year then. Have a good one.]]> 2140 2008-12-31 09:00:20 2008-12-31 09:00:20 open open bring-me-the-head-and-the-rest-of-mikel-arteta-new-years-wishes publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Happy New Year from Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2009/01/01/happy-new-year-from-arseblog-3/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2137 Gavin Hoyte will join Watford on loan for the rest of the season, Jay Simpson will play for West Brom for the rest of the season and Nacer Barazite has extended his loan at Derby for the same period. Good luck to them all - and I'm very interested to see how Simpson gets on in the Premier League. He's just signed a new deal so is obviously well thought of. A good spell at WBA will either increase his chances with us or increase his value when we sell him in the summer! Transfer window madness part 1 - The Sun, in the first paragraph of this story, says William Gallas could be on his way to AC Milan. However, by the end the former captain is facing the terrible prospect of having to see out the season at Arsenal. How quickly things change in football, eh? Johan Djourou has been talking about stuff. Mostly about how much he's learned from William Gallas and Kolo Toure. Which is how to fight like tinkers. I heard from a very good source that the issue between Gallas and Toure is that Kolo set up a fight club and Gallas broke the first rule by going around and telling everyone about it. There's certainly no chance of a reconciliation. I mean, it was the first rule. Is there no end to the bigness of Gallas's mouth? The Mirror says Arsene Wenger is considering leaving Arsenal to go and manage Real Madrid because he's upset that fans have been critical of his team this season. Of course he'll be taking Cesc with him and ... erm ... well, just Cesc. And possibly the training ground. And Doris the tealady. Then our tea-making line-up will be hugely inexperienced unless we go out and pay top dollar for a Mrs Doyle style replacement. Beyond that not a thing happening so I may now try and make some kind of breakfast which should, but sadly won't, contain morphine. Happy new year everyone.]]> 2137 2009-01-01 09:00:48 2009-01-01 09:00:48 open open happy-new-year-from-arseblog-3 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Kolo on his way out - with money tight Arsenal have to play the transfer game http://arseblog.net/2009/01/02/kolo-on-his-way-out-with-money-tight-arsenal-have-to-play-the-transfer-game/ Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2135 Kolo Toure had asked for a transfer because of the breakdown of his relationship with William Gallas. But whaddya know? Turns out they were spot on. Yesterday, Chairman PHW confirmed the fact that Kolo had made a transfer request, saying:
    I know about it but we are not going to accept it. We are not looking to let any of our players go and he is under contract - and we expect him to honour it.
    So there's the transfer request and I am told, from an impeccable source, that he did indeed cite the breakdown of his relationship with William Gallas the reason behind it. Now, this is most odd for a couple of reasons. Firstly, not getting along with a fellow player is no reason to leave a football club. If you have no relationship with the manager, or a senior figure on the coaching staff, then it might be in your best interests to leave a club. But a player? It doesn't make sense to me. All through the years there have been clashes of personality at football clubs. Nobody's asking Kolo Toure to be best friends with William Gallas. He just has to play football with him. Secondly, why would Kolo make a transfer request when pretty much everyone is aware that Gallas's time at the club is limited? If he doesn't move this January then he's pretty much nailed on to leave in the summer. So all Kolo has to do is wait and the problem resolves itself. The Chairman went on to say about Kolo's request:
    They seem to get unhappy rather quickly for odd reasons.
    And there's the thing - I don't think it's that odd. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to think that Kolo's head has been turned by a certain club who have found themselves with plenty of cash to throw around. Assurances of a first team place and a hefty, hefty pay rise at Manchester City are more likely to be behind this transfer request than any beef he might have with William Gallas. Kolo Toure backflipHe's been a fantastic servant to the club down the years and he's one of the last players I'd have thought would look to leave the club - especially while Arsene is still boss. We paid £250,000 for Kolo Toure all those years ago and for a time he was a truly brilliant centre-half. He worked best alongside the big stopper, like Sol Campbell or Philippe Senderos, his recovery pace was fantastic, some of the last ditch tackling was inspired and his enthusiasm for the game and the club was refreshing. However, there are those that would suggest we've seen the best of Kolo. His form has suffered, for me a major factor in that is the fact that he has been playing alongside Gallas. That's not a criticism of Gallas, by the way, but I've long held the opinion that the two are far too similar and we get the best out of neither when they play together. He's played a lot of football too and since his bout of malaria, picked up on ACN duty, he's looked a shadow of the player he once was. The pace is gone, the stamina is gone, his confidence and form also gone. He's found himself down the pecking order with the emergence of Johan Djourou and how must he have felt earlier in the season to find himself dropped after witnessing Gallas make costly mistake after costly mistake? Perhaps the ignominy of being benched for Sylvester against Portsmouth might have been the final straw. So what to do? He's obviously unhappy at the club and Wenger has never sought to keep unhappy players. The Chairman might say we don't want him to leave but if you really want to keep a player you don't tell the world he's handed in a transfer request. If the right offer comes from City this month I think we'll sell. There's been talk of £10m. As long as the bulk of that money is spent on another centre-half then it's probably good business. It's all quite sad, I have to say. I would have expected more of Kolo. Even if the City thing isn't the reason (and that's a big if in my opinion) surely he's got more balls than to put in a transfer request over a clash of personality with another player? Where's the fight and the determination to win his place back? The answer to that is probably sitting somewhere on his agent's desk (remember, his agent is our old pal Jonathan Barnett) - the offer to play and get paid elswhere. The manager's willingness to sell Kolo for the kind of money City might be offering may be well tied in with the amount of money he has to spend this January. We have heard a lot from the board about how there's money for Arsene to use in the transfer market but according to the Chairman:
    We have got money, but I am not sure we are going to spend it. We've got to continue to run the business in a sensible way. It may sound boring, but we are not going to rush out and spend fortunes on people who won't help us achieve anything better than where we are at the moment. Arsene has a lot of young, talented players at the club and I think he will probably give a chance to one or two of them.
    This is a road well travelled and I don't think I need to say any more about why we need to buy players. However, I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest that it wouldn't take a fortune to buy some players who are better and more experienced than some of the ones we have. And running the business in a sensible way is most admirable but the business starts on the pitch. Unless we have a team that can achieve a minimum of Champions League qualification each season then other parts of the business are going to suffer too. We've always been fairly tight spenders, we know about Wenger's net spend down the years, so nobody's expecting us to lash out millions and millions, but when you consider what there is to lose if we don't finish in the top 4 then we've got to speculate a bit this month. I'll stand to be corrected on this but the Champions League must be worth around £20m-30m a season to us in terms of TV money, gate money, sponsorship, advertising, prize money etc. Spending some of that on a couple of players to help maintain that income doesn't seem like unsafe business practice to me. Of course we have to be mindful of the bigger picture and the current financial climate, it would be foolish to ignore that, just as it would be foolish not to improve the squad. So while there's money to spend, limited as it might be, selling in order to buy might well be part of the equation. £10m for Kolo would be money the manager could easily find another centre-half with. Let's remember as well that Arsenal won't be the only club affected by the financial situation, there are clubs in England and across Europe stretched the limit who will find themselves unable to command the kind of transfer fees they might have been able to even 6-12 months previously. There's a fire sale going on at West Ham, everyone is for sale and everyone knows West Ham are desperate for money. I believe there's something similar going on at Valencia this January too - and there's a perfect illustration of how one season out of the Champions League can affect a club. They used that money to keep themselves afloat - without it they're facing the prospect of selling their best players for prices well below the top of the market. It's a balancing act, no doubt about it, but there's the opportunity to play the game a bit here. There's the chance to take advantage of the woes of others, it might not be nice but that's business. You can be quite sure we'd be the carrion to the rest of the vultures if we found ourselves in that position so there's no reason why we shouldn't at least try. Anyway, it promises to be an interesting month. Tomorrow we've got the FA Cup, in my opinion our most realistic chance of a trophy this season, so we'll preview that then. Have a good one.]]>
    2135 2009-01-02 09:00:00 2009-01-02 09:00:00 open open kolo-on-his-way-out-with-money-tight-arsenal-have-to-play-the-transfer-game publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    FA Cup preview + more on Kolo, money, signings and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2009/01/03/fa-cup-preview-more-on-kolo-money-signings-and-other-stuff/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2133 Plymouth Argyle today in the FA Cup and the team news is that Fabianski will play in goal and will do so throughout the competition. The manager is promising a strong team for today, well as strong as possible under the circumstances, and claims this is 'major priority' this season. It's certainly different from last season when one of the most awful displays of Wenger's Arsenal reign saw us get spanked at Old Trafford. We sacrificed the cup last season in pursuit of larger glory, that's not something we can afford to do this time around. Realistically it's our best chance of silverware this season and we have to give it a good shot. With Denilson out and Alex Song suspended it means our central midfield is likely to be Abou Diaby and Aaron Ramsey, which should be interesting. Diaby gets another go in his preferred position and we get another chance to see what the Welshling can do. We don't have another league game for a week so there's no need to rest the strike force although it would be nice to see Carlos Vela get a run out. Plymouth lie 15th in the Championship and will bring close to 10,000 supporters to the Grove today. It's a big day out for them, they'll certainly come and have a go, but this is a game we should win. We've had them watched in every game they've played since the draw was made, according to the boss, so we'll have a good idea of what they're about. I do love the FA Cup, I have to say. It might not be as prestigious as it once was but some of my fondest Arsenal memories have come in this competition. We've had some shocks down the years as well though. Fingers crossed nothing like that happens today. The boss had plenty to say yesterday in his press conference yesterday. He denied making any bid for Mikel Arteta or for Shay Given and said there was 'no progress' in relation to Andrei Arshavin. I wouldn't read anything into that though. He was asked if there was any progress, he said 'no progress'. I don't think he was implying that negotiations were ongoing. He also said he was glad to see the back of 2008, sentiments which I'm sure many Arsenal fans will agree with, and denied that he was off to Real Madrid in the summer. The reporter asked the question a couple of times asking, 'So are you saying you've never had contact with Madrid?', which he denied, then she got all crafty and said 'And Madrid have at no time been in contact with any of your representatives?', which got a pause and another denial with him smiling 'No, because I represent myself'. He admitted there's money to spend but not as much as some of the figures bandied about in newspapers. Which is fair enough, it wouldn't be unlike a newspaper to exaggerate or anything, but he did admit he's looking to spend, saying:
    But we will try to use it wisely and well if we can. We live in a naturally healthy situation - we do not depend on one person, we do not depend on the banks because we make our profit. We respect our balanced budget, so I believe that we will not be in trouble.
    I mentioned West Ham yesterday and the dire financial situation they find themselves in. There are other clubs in the Premier League whose finances are coming under intense scrutiny, including one very, very high profile club who are struggling in a big way to keep the weight of their debt from collapsing the whole place. The manager's insistence at throwing money around like water and some foolish owners mean things could get really bad up there. As much as I want Arsenal to spend and improve the squad I'd rather not be in that kind of position financially. But then I don't think any of us have ever advocated the manager going out and blowing £7m on a left back who turns out to be the worst defender in history and the other hit and hope kind of deals that have gone on. We know Arsene can spend money well, look at the signings of Sagna and Eduardo for example, and while he's had some duffers along the way all we've ever wanted is for him to spend the money he has. There's never been anyone who wanted him to go to Fat Tony and get a loan to buy players. Anyway, we'll see what happens. The Kolo Toure situation is sorted out apparently. According to the boss:
    We spoke about it with him and I think he has changed his mind. I am happy with players who are committed and Kolo is a big example for that. There was a minor incident that you could multiply by 20. It happens every day in every club and is sorted out now. Kolo is happy here.
    Which is all very vague. The fact is that Kolo demanded a transfer using his relationship with William Gallas as an excuse. Much as I love Kolo that was disappointing. Anyway, despite what the manager says all this situation has served to do is alert other clubs that Toure is willing to leave Arsenal. The manager says he's staying but then he's said that before about many players and we've seen them sold. Man City appear to be still interested. I know Kolo is only 27 but the manager, stats freak that he is, won't have missed the decline. If he feels Kolo can return to the level he was at before then he'll probably keep him, if he doesn't he might well be inclined to sell him while his stock is still high. It was interesting to hear Arsene talk about his partnership with Gallas, saying:
    It’s not a question of Kolo Toure or William Gallas. It is that the two together are a bit short in the air. We needed to add some size centrally.
    It took him long enough, eh? Djourou looks set to play today and continue his emergence into the first team. He could establish himself properly between now and May and come next August who knows if either Gallas or Toure will be giving Wenger any kind of selection headache? Right, that's about it. Here's to a good game this afternoon and the first step on the road to some silverware this season. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2133 2009-01-03 09:00:27 2009-01-03 09:00:27 open open fa-cup-preview-more-on-kolo-money-signings-and-other-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 3-1 Plymouth: Review + Sunday transfer round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/01/04/arsenal-3-1-plymouth-review-sunday-transfer-round-up/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2130 Plymouth sees us into the 4th round of the FA Cup. A goalless first half wasn't much to look at - it was brightened up a bit watching a stream with commentary from a lunatic Spaniard who sounded like a serial killer crossed with a kiddie fiddler crossed with Gollum. Still, we had some chances, the best of which fell to Eboue after a great run by Aaron Ramsey. There were other saves too, some shots wide but it was 0-0 at half-time. The second half began with a flurry of goals. Firstly Robin van Persie, captain for the day, headed home a Nasri corner, then nice play in and around the box saw van Persie's cross put into his own net by David Gray who deserved it for that fucking Babylon song. Amazingly Nicklas Bendtner wheeled away trying to claim the goal, heh, cheeky. But Arsenal are nothing if not generous at the back this season and when some Plymouth bloke pulled back a nice cross the defence was static, Fabianski was nowhere and the onrushing Duguid got ahead of van Persie to poke it home. To be fair they didn't really threaten any further. We brought on Carlos Vela on the left and this allowed Nasri a bit more freedom. The Frenchman had a fine last 30 minutes and was at the heart of all our good play. It was his lobbed ball over the top that brought about the third. Robin's first attempt was saved by the keeper but he made no mistake with the follow up, smashing it home off the bar with his chocolate leg. So overall a decent win. The performance wasn't much to write home about but credit to Plymouth who made life very difficult for us. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We have done the job in a serious way. If we weren’t completely focussed and up for it we would not have gone through today. I give credit to my team for doing the job seriously with good focus and I give credit to Plymouth who had a great game as well.
    As usual the cup brought about some unexpected and somewhat hilarious results. Big spending Man City are out having been beaten 3-0 at home by Nottingham Forest while Chelsea were held 1-1 by Southend. It really is a measure of how very poor our form and performance was against City in the league though - they took us apart that day and they're poo. Anyway, I'm sure Kolo will be looking at results like that and thinking life is probably better at Arsenal, despite what might be on offer in terms of money. Elsewhere there's all kinds of misery and doom going on. The Daily Mail is reporting that there's a rift between the board and the manager over the signing of Andrei Arshavin. The spectre of Wenger going to Real Madrid looms over the whole situation apparently, despite the fact that Wenger himself categorically denied it during the week. Meanwhile the News of the World reports that Theo Walcott is growing restless, having not yet been offered a new deal by the club. He could leave on a free next summer so it's strange that nothing is stirring. They quote the ubiquitous 'source close to ....' as saying:
    There is no doubt Theo is frustrated at the lack of action over a new deal. The club said talks would start in October because they wanted to see how Theo started the season. The fact is, he feels as if he’s being taken for granted at the moment, as if people simply expect him to sign a contract.
    Given the current structure of the club you would expect Arsene Wenger to be closely involved in the whole contract situation. Surely he's the one who decides who he wants to keep, who should be offered what, etc. Perhaps the arrival of Gazidis on the scene will mean all these things are sorted out but Theo is someone I'd like to see sign a new deal with the club. We've invested too much in him to see him walk away out of contract. Anyway, they throw up the whole Real Madrid thing as well which, as we know, is bollocks. They also say Robin van Persie is awaiting news on a new deal for him but I don't think it's unfair, after his injury record, to wait for him to complete an untroubled season before offering a new contract. Also in the News of the World is the story that our top transfer target is Man City's Steven Ireland. That's because Arshavin is no longer our top target. Or Inler. Or Arteta. Or ... you get the picture. He's a very good player, fits the bill in terms of what we need, but he's also as mad as box of banshees. Still, no doubt he'd add something to our team if this story wasn't complete and utter fiction. The Sunday Mirror reports that we could do a deal with West Ham which would see Matthew Upson return to Arsenal and Nicklas Bendnter go the other way. It'd be an interesting swap, you have to say. Upson would certainly bring something to the defence while Bendtner's form this season has been very, very poor. He's been unable to build on a decent showing last season and just doesn't seem to be improving at all. It would leave us a striker short, of course, but with Eduardo coming back, Vela itching to play, and a possible wide player coming in to allow Theo play up front on his return maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. Speculation in Italy links us with Torino's Alessandro Rosina. I don't know much about him to be honest. He's a versatile player apparently which probably gives a little more credibility to the rumour. He can play wide midfield or behind the strikers so no doubt AW sees him as the man to shore up our defence. And there you go. Plenty to mull over this freezing cold Sunday. I've still got my stupid cold that the stupid Blogette brought home and gave to everyone in the house. Even the Arseblog basset hound has it. He's downstairs drinking hot whiskey as we speak. Till tomorrow, Arsers.]]>
    2130 2009-01-04 09:00:59 2009-01-04 09:00:59 open open arsenal-3-1-plymouth-review-sunday-transfer-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    FA Cup draw, van Persie on trophies + thoughts on transfers http://arseblog.net/2009/01/05/fa-cup-draw-van-persie-on-trophies-thoughts-on-transfers/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:09:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2128 Cardiff the reward for the win against Plymouth. It could be an interesting day for Aaron Ramsey who could face the club he left in the summertime. That game takes place on the weekend of the 24th/25th January. Robin van Persie is a man on a mission. He won the FA Cup in his first full season with the club, scoring one of the penalties in the shoot-out with Manchester United, but has won nothing since. He says:
    When I arrived at Arsenal they were winning trophies for fun. They were champions when I arrived and in my first season I won the FA Cup. I was expecting that to carry on but it hasn't really happened like that. But it's not a reason for me to give up, it's a bigger challenge to do it this time. We need to win a trophy as soon as possible. We've been very unlucky with injuries so we want to do something for the club and the fans.
    A piece of silverware would go a long, long way at this stage. I know there are those who don't consider the FA Cup a competition of much importance anymore, and perhaps in the era of Champions League its stature has dwindled somewhat, but for me it represents our best chance at winning something this season. Whatever you might think of the FA Cup itself the confidence it would bring to the team if we won it would be immeasurable. They'd go from being nearly men to men who have won something and it does make a difference. Anyway, the focus has to go back onto the league right now and the battle for fourth is well and truly on. We've got Bolton at home this Saturday while above us we have to hope that a Villa side which, seems to be getting all the dodgy decisions going their way, finds West Brom more of a struggle than most. Perhaps their UEFA Cup campaign will be a distraction - well, more of a distraction than our Champions League games. There's nothing new regarding transfers this morning. Arshavin is back on the agenda at £20m, apparently, but there's so much smoke regarding this one it's hard to see if there's any fire. I'm sure we'd be willing to do business but not at that price. You're buying a player from the Russian league, not from one of the top leagues in Europe, and as we've mentioned over the last couple of weeks I think the era of crazy transfer fees is well and truly over for most clubs. The spectre of Webster looms large over the whole thing as well. At some point a high profile club and a high profile player are going to decide that it's worth all the hassle to push through a move based on the Webster ruling. This means that players can, after a certain protected period, buy out their own contracts and move to another club for the cost of that contract. I know for a fact that Hleb was considering doing it last summer but for whatever reason it did not transpire. I think at the moment clubs are unwilling to upset other clubs, clubs they may want to do other business with, to make these transfers happen. Players too have to give notice to their current team and I'm sure it's awkward. You need to have some balls to do it. But at some point it's going to happen and after that the floodgates will open, in my opinion. The transfer market will change dramatically. Still, we've got to operate in the market that exists at this moment in time and if we want players we're going to have to deal with the fact that buying someone like Arshavin is going to be costly. If we buy him, even for £10m, give him a three or four year contract with decent wages, it adds up to a lot of money for a player who will have little or no resale value. However, you have to add that up against what he, or any other player, might bring to the team. Would signing him and paying all that money be worth it to assure Champions League qualification? Of course it would. No matter what the club might say about not factoring in the CL money it represents somewhere in the region of 12.5% of Arsenal's football revenue (cheers Paul M), so going without would be a massive blow, both financially and footballistically, to use an Arseneism. Of course there's no guarantee that signing Arshavin would assure CL qualification, frankly I think there are other areas of the pitch that need more work, and I'm sure the boss is aware of that too. I suspect there'll be some wheeling and dealing this January, not just from Arsenal, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was a flurry of activity late in the month when clubs who are desperate to sell now become even more so. Not much else to tell you, I'm off to burn my tree. More tomorrow.]]>
    2128 2009-01-05 09:09:25 2009-01-05 09:09:25 open open fa-cup-draw-van-persie-on-trophies-thoughts-on-transfers publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Jack signs on (not like a scouser) + transfer rumours http://arseblog.net/2009/01/06/jack-signs-on-not-like-a-scouser-transfer-rumours/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2125 Jack Wilshere has signed professional terms with the club. He's just turned 17 and we're all hoping he has a very good year. In the official announcement Arsene Wenger said:
    We are delighted that Jack has signed a professional contract with us. Jack is a player with great potential, with an ability to find the final ball and also score goals. We have already seen Jack’s qualities in both his first team performances and in training on a regular basis, and we look forward to Jack being an important part of our first team for years to come
    He's certainly the most exciting English prospect that the club has produced for a long time. Yes, we've brought through young players like Cesc and Clichy but we did a bit of pinching with them. Jack is 100% Arsenal having joined the club at 9 years of age. I don't need to tell you how impressive he's been in the games we've seen him play. It's just a shame that the Carling Cup is over for this year because we probably won't see that much of him. All the same, he's been fairly regular on the bench as a 16 year old trainee. Perhaps that's a combination of his talent and our lack of resources but maybe now that he's turned pro will see the boss more willing to use him. Anyway, congrats to Jack and may he have a long and successful career at The Arsenal. Right, now that the transfer window is well and truly upon us the rumours are flying around the place. The Sun this morning claims we're after Portsmouth's Niko Kranjcar. At the rate players are leaving, or rumoured to be leaving, Portsmouth poor old Tony will have to come out of retirement to make up the XI on a Saturday. It seems a reasonable if rather unimaginative story. Now, here's some rumour provided by me. Well, provided by somebody else who is giving it in good faith but  I can't say this is stone-cold fact. This person has been told that we have our eye on two players from Premier League clubs. Firstly, Fulham's Jimmy Bullard. If I'm not mistaken we were linked with him last January but nothing happened. Currently he's in the middle of a contract 'dispute' with the Cottagers, having asked for a very, very large salary to stay at the club. Is it a tactic to price himself out of Fulham knowing there's someone else willing to take him on? We'll see. Secondly, the centre-half we're looking at is Aston Villa's Martin Laursen. This could be a bit of a merry-go-around, actually. Rumours of our interest in Matthew Upson are wide of the mark, it seems he could be on his way to Villa freeing up Laursen to move our way. However, it would surprise me, considering the league table, if Villa were to sell to us. He's been a hugely important player for them in recent times. He had a horrendous injury record when he first joined but I thought I heard a commentator say he had been ever-present for something like 16 months. Until he missed the game against us through injury. Anyway, those are, I have to stress, just rumours. As I said, given to me in good faith and I pass along the information to you in the same way. The reality is that Arsenal, perhaps more than any other club in the history of football, play their cards incredibly close to their chest when it comes to transfers so you might find that bits of information that are leaked out are designed to throw you off the scent altogether. Anyway, we'll see what happens. I just thought it was interesting. Beyond that there appears to be be nothing new in terms of Andrei Arshavin (beyond some (t)wit re-using last summer's picture of Arsene have his arse shaved) and rumours that Kolo Toure has cleared out his locker and said his goodbyes remain unsubstantiated at this point. So that's that. We'll possibly have some more fact and probably a lot more fiction tomorrow. Until then.]]>
    2125 2009-01-06 09:00:49 2009-01-06 09:00:49 open open jack-signs-on-not-like-a-scouser-transfer-rumours publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin, Arshavout, you do the transfer cokey .... http://arseblog.net/2009/01/07/arshavin-arshavout-you-do-the-transfer-cokey/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2122 Andrei Arshavin story is now boring the ever-loving ringpiece off me. One moment we're interested, the next we're not. One story says he's on his way, the next story is his agent saying he doesn't know what anybody's talking about and then he's quoting Tom Cruise films. If and when he does move somewhere it should come with the proviso that his agent is prohibited from talking for a period of not less than 24 months. Even at home. "Daddy, pass the salt please". " - " "Thanks! Gosh, life is so much more peaceful and bearable these days". Chief blinded by SongAnyway, according to this morning's Mirror, Arshavin, and his non-stop-talking agent Dennis Lachter, met with 'Gunners chiefs' in the Landmark Hotel in London yesterday. Firstly, that simply conjures up images of Arsene, PHW and Ivan Gazidis dressed as Apache Indians or something. Maybe that's just me. Anyway, they go on to say that a 'cut-price' £10m deal could be on the cards. 'Cut price'? Only because that agent twat and Zenit have been trying to milk a milkless cow since last summer. They've been talking about £25m and £20m when the fact is he's not worth that kind of money. Now reality bites and although a huge amount of shit has been written about this deal (more than a stack of Jeffrey Archer books piled on top of a load of copies of the DaVinci Code), the fact that the price tag has hit something approaching a realistic figure lends some credibility to the whole thing. There's no doubt Arshavin is a very good player. He was sensational for Zenit in their UEFA Cup campaign and had some good games in Euro 2008. Would he add something to this Arsenal side? Unquestionably. Experience, pace, quality, goals, and that much sought after looking like an owl thing that is so very rare in modern footballers. As a first signing of the transfer window it would be exciting and typically Arsene. We've struggled all season in central midfield and in central defence so he goes out and buys an attacking midfielder. Nevertheless, I'm hopeful that this, if it happens, won't be the only signing and that the areas that really do need to be addressed are taken care of as well. So, I fully expect Arsene to come out this morning and say we have no interest in Arshavin, his price to go back up to £50m, Zenit to say there's no deal and Lachter to release 16 different stories to websites of ill-repute claiming that a deal will/won't/might/should/could be done, depending on many different circumstances, of course. In other transfer news the president of Torino says there's no chance of Alessandro Rosina going on loan to Arsenal. Maybe he's the back-up just in case you know who doesn't sign. It would be foolish to put all your eggs in one basket so if whatchamacallhim and his agent scuppered another move then it would make sense to have someone else lined up. Emmanuel Adebayor says Arsenal will continue fighting for the title. Speaking from Abou Diaby, where he collected the African Player of the Year award from some magazine, he said:
    We shouldn't be 10 or 11 points behind the leaders, Liverpool, but we want to keep going. We know the team is strong, we know that we have the quality. When we put everything together we can do well. The most important thing for us is to do our best.
    'Do our best'? That sounds like a parenty thing to say. 'All we care about is that you do your best'. Bah. I don't want their best. I want twice that. No, thrice. Simply because we don't get to use the word 'thrice' as much as we should these days. It's a perfectly cromulent word and better use should be made of it. Beyond that there's not much to tell you other than it's freezing again here today. Honestly, if I had wanted to live in the fucking tundra I'd have bought a house there. Frankly, the government here has a lot to answer for. Recession, the fact that they are fat, ugly cunts, and now this weather. They should just be given a good flogging, if you ask me. The Party to Bring About Warm Weather would get my vote at the next election. If the next edition of the Lisbon Treaty has guarantees of weather that doesn't freeze your balls off then I'm voting Yes. Even if it means conscription and nuclear bases. I'm too old for war anyway, and my dodgy shin-splints mean I'd avoid the draft entirely. Till tomorrow, freezepops.]]>
    2122 2009-01-07 09:00:14 2009-01-07 09:00:14 open open arshavin-arshavout-you-do-the-transfer-cokey publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Is Arshavin just another Beast? http://arseblog.net/2009/01/08/is-arshavin-just-another-beast/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2120 Zenit say they're negotiating with Arsenal but the price is going up and down and sideways and twirling, twirling, always twirling. Now we have his agent saying Zenit need to be more realistic with the price, Owly saying he wants to prove himself at a top club, and it can all just be condensed into one 'We really want to get the fuck out of here' statement. The whole thing is beginning to stink of the Beast. Was it summer of 2005 or 2006? Every day there was a new story about how close Arsenal were to signing Julio Baptista from Real Madrid. One day it would be all agreed, personal terms done and very much dusted, the next day it was a different story altogether before it was once again all agreed and just a matter of dotting the 'I's and crossing the 'T's. As we all know it never happened and so much time, energy, speculation and words, valuable, precious words, were wasted. So much so that when we did sign him on loan a season later the Gods decided to punish us for such linguistic frippery. They removed 97.53% of the Beast's footballing ability and we ended up with a bloke who made Kaba Diawara look like Johann Cruyff. Now we have an owl who stinks like a Beast so until such time as we see any kind of official announcement I may treat every story that emerges with a certain amount of something that isn't quite disdain but sounds more jovial and light-hearted than that but means more or less the same thing. Note how I am refusing to waste good words on this situation lest he arrive and become the Russian Jimmy Carter? I shall treat the stories that are sure to follow in the same way I might treat one about Emmanuel Eboue going to Inter Milan. The Ivorian is quoted as saying:
    I have been linked with Inter before, but at the moment I am happy at Arsenal. I am happy at the club. Inter are a great club as well, but I don't know what will happen. Let's wait and see.
    I suspect we'd be waiting a very long time for anything to happen in terms of Eboue and Inter Milan. I was speaking to the Italian correspondent for the week in football podcast yesterday and asked him if he'd heard anything about this particular story. He said that during January there have been hundreds of names linked with transfers to Italy but Eboue certainly wasn't one of them. Which is no surprise really. Kieran Gibbs talks about his emergence as back-up for Gael Clichy in the left back position. He's taken the same route as Cuntley Cunt, he was an attacking player moved back (but hopefully that's where the similarities will stop - apart from being a good left back. You know what I mean). It's always nice to see a young guy make the breakthrough from the youth set-up and while he does look a bit raw at times he does look to have something about him as a player. It'll be interesting to see how he goes. Apart from that there's not much else happening. We're bound to get some team news ahead of the game against Bolton on Saturday so we'll catch up with that and preview the game over the next couple of days. The Arsecast will return tomorrow as well. Till then.]]>
    2120 2009-01-08 09:00:39 2009-01-08 09:00:39 open open is-arshavin-just-another-beast publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Oh no! Someone doesn't like us + Gallas, Adebayor and Arsecast 106 http://arseblog.net/2009/01/09/oh-no-someone-doesnt-like-us-gallas-adebayor-and-arsecast-106/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2118 Bolton is almost upon us. The papers are full this morning of Gary Megson telling Arsene Wenger to stop 'whingeing' about Bolton's physical approach. He claims we're just as capable of putting in a hefty tackle or two, pointing to Abou Diaby's shocker last season. Look, here's the thing about that - Bolton are cunts. And Gary Megson is a cunt. And no matter what we do, even if one of our players unsheathes a razor sharp cutlass and sets about the opposing team leaving little more than piles of freshly chopped limbs and organs, we still won't be as dirty a side as any that has had Kevin Davies in it for the last 10 years. Megson claims Davies is the most fouled player in the Premier League? Is this supposed to shock us? The bloke is an absolute wanker, why wouldn't other players foul him? I bet Kevin Davies even elbows his own children in the face. "Morning Daddy". *thwack* "Owww. Mummy, Daddy broke my nose again!" So, frankly, Gary Megson can just shut his fat mouth and concentrate on getting his team relegated. In terms of our team news we're a bit short in defence - and not just because of Kolo and Gallas playing together. Ahhahaha, sorry. Anyway, the news is that Gallas is out for three weeks. But wait, thankfully Kolo is back. There are those that might wonder at such a thing. Gallas out for the duration of the transfer window with a hamstring strain and, miraculously, as soon as he's unfit Kolo's groin has recovered. It does rather put paid to the rumours about Kolo clearing out his locker, unless he was just reorganising. You know yourself how much crap you accumulate over time. Bits of paper, tupperware you keep meaning to bring home and wash out, the various flotsam and jetsam that you think 'Oh, that could be handy'. So it seems likely that Kolo had a bit of a spring clean, said 'Cheerio everyone' as he would do every day and someone put 3 and 6 together and got 9. No, 11. Yeah, 11. So Kolo gets a chance to show he can forge a decent partnership with Johan Djourou for the next three weeks at least. Denilson is also back in the squad and there'll be more team news and what have you tomorrow. The manager has been talking up the team's increased solidity at the back, saying:
    We have definitely become more solid over the last few weeks. As a team we are better defensively and I also think that the creative spark will come back quickly, as confidence builds.
    Erm, what? Better when? In training? The Villa game is barely a couple of weeks old and that game really highlighted the defensive frailties we have. We conceded a silly goal against Plymouth too so I'm unsure as to where this defensive improvement has come from. Don't get me wrong, I'd very much like it to be true, I just think we might need slightly more to go on than the manager's word. Without trying to get all technical and stuff - evidence would be good Emmanuel Adebayor says William Gallas was right to say those awful, hurtful things and claims that he is Arsenal's 'big brother'. He's right you know. He is like a big brother, but not an elder sibling, more a freakish, non-stop car crash of a reality TV show chock-a-block with self-indulgent weirdos. Newcastle's Charles N'Zogbia says he's got a preference for joining Arsenal. Good for him. I too have a preference for joining Arsenal, sadly me being quite crap at football means I have to play on a Tuesday night in an Astro League. I would respectfully suggest that N'Zogbia set his sights similarly, although I wouldn't pick him for my team. He's just not good enough. Which means we'll probably sign him. He's certainly French enough. Right, that's more than enough of that, it's time for the Arsecast. On this week's show I have a blogchat threesome with Goodplaya and GilbertoSilver of Gunnerblog, the Man in the Bar has a player history, Amaury Bischoff PI is in there, I give you the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (24mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Sorry for the slightly larger sized MP3, since updating iTunes it's gone crazy mental. Will try and fix it for next week. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Right then, have at it. More tomorrow.]]>
    2118 2009-01-09 09:00:48 2009-01-09 09:00:48 open open oh-no-someone-doesnt-like-us-gallas-adebayor-and-arsecast-106 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin probably coming, nobody probably leaving + Leopold ANR http://arseblog.net/2009/01/10/arshavin-probably-coming-nobody-probably-leaving-leopold-anr/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 09:04:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2116 Andrei Arshavin situation about which the manager was saying very little. But he said he was saying little because sometimes it's best to say little and the obvious implication he was making was that there was something going on. When pressed by one journalist to confirm that negotiations were ongoing he said, with a smile:
    I cannot confirm or deny anything.
    And that's just the way that Arsenal do business. Like it or not that's how we operate in the transfer market and that's how it will be. It is quite obvious that Arshavin is on the agenda though and personally I think he would be a good addition to the club. However, like many others, I feel that his arrival would be more welcome were it to be part of a couple of moves this transfer window. Wenger spoke about missing Rosicky, who he expected to play 80% of our games this season, and that the priority was to bring in somebody in that position. When asked if he was looking for a 'defensive player', not necessarily a defender or a midfielder, he didn't completely rule it out but again stressed the priority was the creative side of things. I don't know why but I was thinking about that this morning and for some reason Arsene reminds me of Willy Wonka. Even when Cesc was fit we needed a central midfielder, now he's out until April and we don't seem to be doing anything about it. Our defence has been shambolic at times this season, the manager himself has admitted that Toure and Gallas can't play together, yet we don't seem to be looking for a centre-half - despite the fact we know he himself prioritised this area in the summer. If we're the little girl who turns into a blueberry he's not giving us the antidote, just more sweets. Or something. Anyway, I'm clinging to the hope that he wants to get the Arshavin thing done and dusted as quickly as possible before he addresses that area. It's a slim hope, I know, but I'm clinging nonetheless. He made it clear that nobody would be leaving the club. He was asked about Kolo and his transfer request and completely ruled out him or anyone else being sold in January. He even said Kolo will be captain for today's game against Bolton. It's quite a turnaround. Kolo could hardly get in the team in recent times, he slapped in a transfer request - obviously upset about something - and now he's captaining the side! Perhaps a clear-the-air chat with the boss has helped and I have to say I'm suspicious about the Gallas injury and Kolo's immediate and significant resurrection. Maybe that's just me though. There was all kinds of other stuff about how de-stabilising the January transfer window is and how he'll use his money intelligently and his thoughts on the NASA's discovery of a black hole at the edge of our universe and whether or not we could use that for time travel to go back in time to that Bolton game in the 2002-3 season were fascinating but rather too in-depth for this morning's blog. He spoke about Eduardo and said he was impressed with him in training but would not put any date on his comeback. Seems fair enough to me. In training the lads will be going easy on him, in a match situation it won't be the same and with only 45 minutes of reserve football under his belt it's rather premature to expect him to get back into the thick of things already. So Bolton later on - what do we really need to say about it other than the priorities are three points, then a decent performance, but I'll take the three points over anything else at the moment. We're currently on our longest unbeaten run of the season and irrespective of the quality of any team that's something that does bring confidence. Fingers crossed we can keep it up. In other news Leopold Mendacious has been in touch, he of the real ANR, don't you know. His thoughts on the transfer window and more in 2009 - The Facts. Right, so that should keep you going. Here's to a good win today, talk to you all tomorrow.]]>
    2116 2009-01-10 09:04:12 2009-01-10 09:04:12 open open arshavin-probably-coming-nobody-probably-leaving-leopold-anr publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 1-0 Bolton: Tough going until Bendtner deigns to score winner http://arseblog.net/2009/01/11/arsenal-1-0-bolton-tough-going-until-bendtner-deigns-to-score-winner/ Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2113 Andrei Arshavin. When faced with a team who put every man behind the ball and do nothing but defend the more creativity and guile you have the better. As it was we struggled against a Bolton side whose ambition stretched as far as a point. Gary Megson named just four subs as a message to his chairman that he needed money to buy players. As if the way his team played wasn't clear enough? Bolton are rubbish, bar Kevin Davies scattergunnning his elbows around the pitch they're the most forgettable bunch of players you'll ever see. Ok, once you hear Shittu's name he's difficult to forget but you know what I mean. We dominated possession, I think the post-match stat was something like 71%-29% in our favour, but possession doesn't win you matches and we hardly peppered the Bolton goal. The only real chance I can remember from the first half was a Robin van Persie effort which looped way over the bar. There was a bit more urgency to our play in the second half and we did manage to open them up a bit more, but not much. Adebayor had a great chance but delayed his shot which allowed Andy O'Brien to make a good block. Then van Persie made space for himself having controlled a heavy Adebayor flick, he got it onto his right foot but for once it wasn't quite accurate enough and his shot hit the post with the keeper beaten. Bendtner scores against  BoltonWe brought on Nicklas Bendtner who was stuck out on the right hand side, hardly his best position. Still, he might have scored with his first touch, a la Sp*rs, when he headed right at Jaaskelainan. He then found himself on the end of some 'ironic' cheers after a successful short pass. A couple of previous efforts had gone astray. Then Robin van Persie got behind the Bolton defence on our left hand side, whipped in a brilliant cross to the far post and there was Bendtner sliding in to make it 1-0. I was glad for him, I have to say. He hasn't been good this season, the manager said afterwards that he's been struggling with an ankle injury, but it must have felt nice to score that after what had gone before. Now, as much as we can see why we need creativity in the side, and any team would struggle without Walcott, Rosicky and Cesc, the perfect illustration of why this team needs defensive reinforcements came just moments after the goal. Bolton absolutely cut us apart, Kevin Davies only had Manuel Almunia to beat but his effort was tame, to say the least. You wonder just what it is. Is it something psychological at this stage? Why is that we insist on making life difficult for ourselves? That should have been 1-1. Against better opposition it would have been. So while the manager can certainly justify his interest in Arshavin, moments like that justify fans clamouring for somebody to help shore up the defence. As I said yesterday the most important thing was the points, then we could look at the performance. We got the points, at least. I know it's difficult to play against a team so defensive but you have to ask questions of some of players. I lost count of how many times Adebayor came deep, gave the ball wide, then watched as someone like Sagna crossed the ball into the box. He's 6'4, why isn't he in there trying to get his head on them? I worry too about Abou Diaby. Now that he's got a chance to make his mark in his favourite position he seems to be doing little to convince that he's got what it takes. He had a poor game yesterday, so much so that he was shifted out to the left hand side and Nasri, who is clearly not a central player in my opinion, took his place in the middle - and was better. After a couple of minutes on the left Diaby was replaced by Vela. Those are the kinds of games he should be using to make a real impact and it seems beyond him, sadly. Still, we can't argue with the result, we've struggled against teams like this in the past with better players in red and white, and our unbeaten run now stretches to seven league games and we kept what I'm reliably informed was a 'clean sheet'. Next up in the league is a trip to Hull to look for revenge for their win at the Grove. Villa won yesterday so remain three points ahead of us. United v Chelsea today should be interesting, we're level on points with United but they have three games in hand. Right, rounding up the Sunday news and gossip it seems Manchester City are 'fuming' with Arsenal over the whole Kolo Toure thing. They claim City were told to wait 7-10 days after tabling a bid for Kolo but then told Arsenal wouldn't be selling after Gallas got injured. Such is life. It seems that they're so cross with us they're going to hijack our bid for Andrei Arshavin. Arshavin's agent says:
    There are 10, 15, 20 teams who are interested in him. The question is, can they afford him?
    Pfff, it seems fairly obvious that there's only one team interested in Arshavin at the moment and that's us. With Zenit playing silly buggers in negotiations I wouldn't be surprised if this dragged on for the entire duration of the transfer window. The News of the World links us with Argentine 'hardman' Sebastian Battaglia. He plays for Boca Juniors. Beyond that I know nothing. The Mirror says we're after Jimmy Bullard (imagine) and a young defender called Jack Collison, who plays for West Ham. The names just keep mounting up. And that's about that. Time for some breakfast, the Sunday papers, then some football before a game of 5-a-side later. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2113 2009-01-11 09:00:38 2009-01-11 09:00:38 open open arsenal-1-0-bolton-tough-going-until-bendtner-deigns-to-score-winner publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger on negative football, Davies bleats and more... http://arseblog.net/2009/01/12/wenger-on-negative-football-davies-bleats-and-more/ Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2111 Arsene Wenger has been speaking about the Premier League and the lack of ambition shown by some teams. We saw Bolton's hugely negative approach on Saturday and according to the manager:
    I don't believe the Premier League is the most exciting in the world now. When I arrived in 1996 teams came at you and there was space. Now it is harder. All the top teams have found it harder to score.
    It's been a gradual thing, I suppose. Premier League survival is so important that anything goes in the quest to achieve that and over the years we've seen the growth of what you might call 'anti-football'. If the aim of most teams is to score more than the opposition and win the game, the mentality of these teams is 'Stop the opposition scoring and if we can nick a goal then fine'. It's something the boss understands though, saying:
    When I see a team looking only to defend I just think we still have to be good enough to create the chances.
    Which is fair enough but it's not nice to see a team do what Bolton did on Saturday. I understand their squad is limited and every point is precious so they have to cut their cloth accordingly, but it's not just smaller teams who have played this way. I can remember very clearly Everton doing the same, and they've been a top 6 team for the last few years, and Aston Villa, up until this season, played exactly the same way. They'd camp in their own half, get everyone behind the ball, and the height of their ambition was a point. The trouble is it's a very effective tactic. Even the best teams struggle to break down 11 defenders. If you get an early goal then it opens the game up as they have to come looking for something but if you get to 60 minutes and it's scoreless then it becomes a real problem. Those last 30 minutes can see one team dominate but if they defend well it's very difficult to score. So horrible as it is to watch why would these teams do any different? Is there any way to create incentives for teams to try and attack? Perhaps 2 points for a score draw? I dunno, but ultimately it comes down to what Wenger said, teams have to be good enough to make and take the chances which will make how their opponents play irrelevant. Moving on to Bolton's Kevin Davies? He's accused Arsenal players of 'squealing', 'cheating', and being a 'bit embarrassing'. He claims Arsenal players were trying to get him booked. As if the way he plays isn't enough. He has taken up the mantle of Alan Shearer as the Premier League's leading elbowist. He's clever at it too, like Shearer was, and over the years Arsenal players have been on the receiving end of his pointy middle-arm bits more than once. Yet he calls our players cheats. It's a bit rich. I like the physical side of football, it should be a contact sport, but the contact shouldn't be one players elbow with another player's face. It shouldn't over the ball and down someone's shin and ankle. For me that's proper cheating. The Sun quotes a Zenit 'insider' over Andrei Arshavin. He says:
    Negotiations between the clubs about Arshavin are continuing. Since both sides want them to be successful, we should expect a good outcome soon — and certainly before the end of the transfer window.
    Wow, there's some serious insight into how the deal is going. And it would hardly be a good outcome if it happened after the end of the transfer window, would it? Arsene Wenger on Nicklas Bendtner and his boots:
    I am not convinced by the boots. But if he wears them and puts the ball in the net I do not mind.
    While Robin van Persie had this to say about the Dane after his goal against Bolton:
    He hadn't scored for a couple of months and wasn't so happy about that, but he is a quality player and if you are a quality player you always score. His confidence is back.
    Surely quality players never not score, according to Robin. I mean, if you're quality and you always score then how come sometimes you don't score? Does that mean no player is quality or just half-quality? Qual, perhaps? Anyway, I know what he means. I think. And as much stick as Bendtner has got for his form and performances this season it's always good, and by always I mean the real always and not the Robin always, to have players who can nick you goals like Bendtner did against Bolton. Right then, that'll do for a Moonday morning. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2111 2009-01-12 09:00:08 2009-01-12 09:00:08 open open wenger-on-negative-football-davies-bleats-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Secret agents, Hooty McOwl latest, Lazio defender linked and Cesc's chillin'Sometimes the most difficult thing about writing a blog is starting the post. You can use a greeting, reference a hard-hitting story or simply go on about how difficult it is to start the post. And here we are. Let's begin with a rather strange story in The Sun. Apparently Bolton knew our line-up the other day well before the team sheets were handed in. An 'Arsenal insider' takes up the story: When Arsene asked how that was possible the Bolton coach replied Bendtner told them. Goodness knows the trouble Nicklas would have been in if he hadn’t scored the winning goal. Goodness knows, indeed. What an odd story though? Is Nicklas Bendtner a secret double-agent? Who would he tell? Did they promise him as many pink boots as he could eat? And did it really make any difference that they knew the team? 'Oi, Megson, here's the Arsenal team for today'. 'Oh my, look at the team they have selected. I could never have envisioned anything like this. Forget Plan A, our free-flowing total-football philosophy will never work today. It's Plan B, everyone defend like mad!' Funnily enough I had a dream last night that Bendtner went on loan to Plymouth and scored 4 goals in a game. Actually, it wasn't funny at all. The latest regarding Andrei Arshavin is that he reckons Arsenal would suit him. The owly looking one says: In some games last season, we played football which was very similar to that of Arsenal. I would prefer my present No 10 but in the team where I hope to move it's not vacant. So I'm ready for any number they are going to offer me. There are whispers, unconfirmed and unsubstantiated, possibly baseless and without any truth whatsoever, that he's due for a medical on Wednesday but I'm not holding my breath. We shall see. Cesc Fabregas is hugely missed by this Arsenal team but is making the most of the his time off. He says: In the last five years I haven't been able to take any kind of holiday because even during the summer I have been playing for the national team. I've only ever had three consecutive weeks without football. That's not normal for a 21-year-old. For Arsenal and Spain at all levels I think I've played 270 games - for a 21-year-old that's not normal so I guess at one stage this had to happen. When you step back and look at that it is phenomenal. Of course the injury was just bad luck and we do miss him but perhaps long-term it's a good thing that he can take some time off and recharge his batteries. I'm told he's somewhere enjoying the sunshine at the moment and fair play to him. Hopefully the team can keep going and ensure that we've still got something to play for on his return. Meanwhile the Obafemi Martins has been linked with Arsenal, yet again, by his own agent who has practically raised his backside and presented himself, like a cat in heat, to Arsene Wenger. I've lost count of how many times Martins has been talked about as a possible transfer target for us, he's like the Sebastian Frey of the modern era, or something. Anyway, there's about as much chance of us signing Martins as there is of us signing me. Also in the Sun this morning is a story suggesting we've made a £5m bid for Lazio centre-half Mobido Diakite. Apparently the Italians want £10m though. It's hard to know how much truth there is in a rumour like this but he's 21, French, has suffered a serious injury in recent times and has played less than ten league games in his career, so we're probably going to sign him. And there you go. Not much else happening really. The transfer window is quiet for everyone, there's very little money being spent at this stage. I believe the hold-up for the Arshavin deal is the fact that we're still counting out the money from our coppers jar, it could take till Friday week, I'm told. Till tomorrow. http://arseblog.net/2009/01/13/secret-agents-hooty-mcowl-latest-lazio-defender-linked-and-cescs-chillinsometimes-the-most-difficult-thing-about-writing-a-blog-is-starting-the-post-you-can-use-a-greeting-reference-a-hard-hit/ Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2109 The Sun. Apparently Bolton knew our line-up the other day well before the team sheets were handed in. An 'Arsenal insider' takes up the story:
    When Arsene asked how that was possible the Bolton coach replied Bendtner told them. Goodness knows the trouble Nicklas would have been in if he hadn’t scored the winning goal.
    Goodness knows, indeed. What an odd story though? Is Nicklas Bendtner a secret double-agent? Who would he tell? Did they promise him as many pink boots as he could eat? And did it really make any difference that they knew the team? 'Oi, Megson, here's the Arsenal team for today'. 'Oh my, look at the team they have selected. I could never have envisioned anything like this. Forget Plan A, our free-flowing total-football philosophy will never work today. It's Plan B, everyone defend like mad!' Funnily enough I had a dream last night that Bendtner went on loan to Plymouth and scored 4 goals in a game. Actually, it wasn't funny at all. The latest regarding Andrei Arshavin is that he reckons Arsenal would suit him. The owly looking one says:
    In some games last season, we played football which was very similar to that of Arsenal. I would prefer my present No 10 but in the team where I hope to move it's not vacant. So I'm ready for any number they are going to offer me.
    There are whispers, unconfirmed and unsubstantiated, possibly baseless and without any truth whatsoever, that he's due for a medical on Wednesday but I'm not holding my breath. We shall see. Cesc Fabregas is hugely missed by this Arsenal team but is making the most of the his time off. He says:
    In the last five years I haven't been able to take any kind of holiday because even during the summer I have been playing for the national team. I've only ever had three consecutive weeks without football. That's not normal for a 21-year-old.
    For Arsenal and Spain at all levels I think I've played 270 games - for a 21-year-old that's not normal so I guess at one stage this had to happen.
    When you step back and look at that it is phenomenal. Of course the injury was just bad luck and we do miss him but perhaps long-term it's a good thing that he can take some time off and recharge his batteries. I'm told he's somewhere enjoying the sunshine at the moment and fair play to him. Hopefully the team can keep going and ensure that we've still got something to play for on his return. Meanwhile the Obafemi Martins has been linked with Arsenal, yet again, by his own agent who has practically raised his backside and presented himself, like a cat in heat, to Arsene Wenger. I've lost count of how many times Martins has been talked about as a possible transfer target for us, he's like the Sebastian Frey of the modern era, or something. Anyway, there's about as much chance of us signing Martins as there is of us signing me. Also in the Sun this morning is a story suggesting we've made a £5m bid for Lazio centre-half Mobido Diakite. Apparently the Italians want £10m though. It's hard to know how much truth there is in a rumour like this but he's 21, French, has suffered a serious injury in recent times and has played less than ten league games in his career, so we're probably going to sign him. And there you go. Not much else happening really. The transfer window is quiet for everyone, there's very little money being spent at this stage. I believe the hold-up for the Arshavin deal is the fact that we're still counting out the money from our coppers jar, it could take till Friday week, I'm told. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2109 2009-01-13 09:00:26 2009-01-13 09:00:26 open open secret-agents-hooty-mcowl-latest-lazio-defender-linked-and-cescs-chillinsometimes-the-most-difficult-thing-about-writing-a-blog-is-starting-the-post-you-can-use-a-greeting-reference-a-hard-hit publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The curious case of the serving hatch monster http://arseblog.net/2009/01/14/the-curious-case-of-the-serving-hatch-monster/ Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2107 Andrei Arshavin. Gunnerblog, Johnny Swift that he is, has bits from an article in a Russian paper in which it appears Arshavin might go on strike in order to force through a move to Arsenal. It's reminiscent of Sylvain Wiltord who did exactly the same before he joined the club. Anyway, the Owlish one remains on the agenda, we'll just have to wait and see what happens. I have to admit, I'm not a big fan of owls - check out this crazy video of how weird and scary they are. They'd eat your hand, oh yes they would, the hand eaters. I bet it'd be like Jaws. Someone would catch a giant owl, string him up, open up his stomach and out would fall hands of all shapes and sizes. Maybe that's the secret to Arshavin's success, he sets his owly gaze on a defender and using his owly mind powers lets him know that if he tackles him he'll be like Captain Hook after the game. It makes perfect sense to me. Robin van Persie knows Arsenal have gone too long without silverware. He says he feels the fans frustration, saying:
    Yes, and I am like them. I feel the same, I want it as badly as them and it can be frustrating when it doesn’t happen. We didn’t win everything in the past couple of years, but we are doing absolutely everything we can to change it. The main thing is to finally get silverware.
    Meanwhile Gael Clichy talks about how we're grinding out results at the moment while the boss explains why he put Samir Nasri in the middle against Bolton - and it's not because Diaby was rubbish, honest. Well done to Jay Simpson who is on loan at West Brom. He scored his new team's first goal last night as they beat Peterborough in the FA Cup, immediately drawing the plaudits of manager Tony Mowbray. That's a decent start for him, hopefully he can keep it up. In the FA Youth Cup Gilles Sunu scored a hat-trick in Arsenal's 3-1 win over Wolves. We go into the 5th round now where we'll face Sunderland. And from an Arsenal perspective that's about it. The main story of the day though is Man City's £100m bid for AC Milan's Kaka. While transfer fees have reached outrageous heights over the years this is just pure Championship Manager stuff. Of course Kaka is a brilliant player, one that every club would love to have, but £100m is madness - especially as they're offering to pay him £75m on top of that. And as good as Kaka is he's not going to do much to prevent City being a defensive shambles, is he? I'll tell you, when the oil runs out in 30 years then City are going to be completely screwed. That said they're likely to have the best squad in next year's Championship by a long, long way. Righto, have yourselves a good and owl free Wednesday. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Agents talk rubbish, Denilson on Hull + DB10's possible return http://arseblog.net/2009/01/15/agents-talk-rubbish-denilson-on-hull-db10s-possible-return/ Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2103 Kaka told them 'no thanks' but there really doesn't seem to be a great deal of interest from elsewhere. There was some mention of Inter Milan but that just strikes me as agent/Zenit bullshit - they're hinting at other clubs to force Arsenal's hand, I reckon. Another one not coming is the Lazio defender Modibo Diakite. His agent ruled out a move saying Lazio was his family and blah blah blah. It was probably his agent who started the story in the first place but at least he's not trying to read our tea-leaves. There's a lot of talk about Wilson Palacios. None of it involving us mind you. Sp*rs have made a £10m bid while the Mirror says United are set to offer £14m for the Wigan player. Those of you with good memories will remember we had him on trial last year but decided against signing him, instead recommending him to then Birmingham boss Steve Bruce who subsequently bought him for Wigan. What's my point? I don't know, only I used to have a dog called Winston and every time I hear Palcios' name it reminds me of him. Palacios is certainly a better footballer but I bet he's not as good as my old dog at swimming in a lake then running up beside you and spraying you with water as he shakes out his fur. Denilson has been talking about the upcoming game against Hull City this weekend. They came to the Grove and beat us 2-1 back in September but the Brazilian is promising a different outcome this time, saying:
    We need to concentrate this time and we will do, I believe in the team and in this game we will be strong against them, not like last time.
    Not like last time indeed which was one of several wake-up calls this season. Sadly the team managed to put the alarm clock on snooze and didn't really wake up until after the Man City game, but there you go. Hull's form is patchy at the moment. Having started the season so brilliantly they're going through a difficult time right now. They won in the FA Cup last night against Newcastle but in their last 13 league games they've only managed one win, a 2-1 over Middlesbrough. You've got to think we've got enough to win the game but then I thought that about the home game too. Anyway, more on that one tomorrow and Saturday. Dennis Bergkamp spoke to Arsenal TV and hinted that he'd be interested in returning to the club in a coaching capacity. He said:
    I am doing the course in Holland which is the same as the pro-licence over in England. I really love this club and the country and I love working here. I would advise everyone to work in England, as a player or a coach, it just breathes football. It is fantastic for the game.
    He's currently on the coaching staff at Ajax but how awesome would it be if he came back to Arsenal? Imagine Arsenal stars of the future having been brought up coached by someone like Dennis. Magic. The Daily Mail reprints an interview with Eduardo that appears in the official Arsenal magazine this month. He's due another reserve game soon so fingers crossed his recovery continues as well as it seems to have up to now. Right, that'll be that. There's no more. Nothing to see. Move along please. Till tomorrow, with Arsecast, and what have you.]]>
    2103 2009-01-15 09:00:22 2009-01-15 09:00:22 open open agents-talk-rubbish-denilson-on-hull-db10s-possible-return publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Get lost with your 'new signings' + Arsecast 107 http://arseblog.net/2009/01/16/get-lost-with-your-new-signings-arsecast-107/ Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2101 Rosicky, Cesc and Walcott to come back, as well as Eduardo in the next couple of weeks. The official site hasn't really done him any favours to be honest. This is pretty much their spin on it. If you actually watch the press conference it's not really how they make it out. Spouting this 'like a new signing' thing seems, to me at least, to be uniquely Arsenal. Possibly because we have so many players out injured these fake new signings are supposed to make us feel better. Let's be very clear, none of the players coming back from injury will be like a new signing. It will be like an injured player coming back from injury. What would be like a new signing is an actual new signing. I don't understand why this is so difficult for them and at a time when pretty much every Arsenal fan is gumming for an actual new signing it shows a complete lack of awareness to run an article like that. About Arshavin the boss said he was 'very hopeful' but beyond that he was saying very little. The journalists pressed him but he was giving nothing away. Obviously a deliberate tactic. When Zenit are talking, and Owly's agent is talking, Arsenal are saying nothing that might cause a problem while negotiations are ongoing. They did ask him if he had other targets and he confirmed that he did have alternatives or options, I can't remember the exact word he used, but again he stressed that no deal was close and that as soon as it was he would tell them. The usual cards close to the chest. When asked about the stories linking Kaka with a £100m move to Manchester City he said:
    It is like an abstraction. It doesn’t look in connection with today’s world because on one side we have the economic situation which is quite worrying and for me this is abstraction. The implications would be disturbance on the market. Inflationary trend in a deflationary world. Manchester City are in a different world because they do not live with their income.
    He spoke about how Arsenal have to live within their means, so to speak, and that has always been the way things have been done under Arsene Wenger. Many clubs, and we saw it with Leeds, borrowed way more than they could afford and paid the price, but City, like Chelsea before them, are on their own pedestal now. £100m for one player is just absolutely crazy and all the while we hear nothing from Blatter or from Platini. They're so keen to protect the 'integrity' of the game with their xenophobic, petty little rules yet when something like this happens they have nothing to say. What a pair of arseholes. What City are doing is good for City but bad for football. Cesc has his say on it, warning that money doesn't always equal trophies, and let's be honest, even with Kaka City are a long way off winning anything. The whole transfer business gets more and more distasteful every time the window opens. In the summer we had guys like Robinho and Berbatov acting like babies to make sure they got the move they wanted, and now we have this obscenity of a deal involving Kaka. It's hard to identify with what's going on, I remember the first £1,000,000 deal when it happened and thinking it was too much money for a footballer (I was only 8 at the time and I wanted that money to buy a Millenium Falcon) but here we are 100 times later. Arsene says:
    We spend the money we have and not the money we don’t have.
    Can't argue with that. Apart from when he doesn't spend the money he does have, but that's a whole other story. Ahead of the Hull game tomorrow the only real team news is that Alex Song faces a fitness test but apart from that there are no new knocks and nobody back. Robin van Persie talks about Carlos Vela and the impact he's making from the bench. We're beginning to see him a bit more regularly now, albeit on the left wing despite the boss saying he was a striker, not a winger. The Mirror drags up the Matthew Upson story saying we're prepared to offer Bendtner and some money for the defender. It's like transfer rumour merry-go-round. We'll have the Arteta story tomorrow. RedAction are having a raffle to raise money for Arsenal's chosen charity of the season, the teenage cancer trust. Check it out. Right then, time for this week's Arsecast. In this episode I chat to Kevin Witcher of the The Gooner about season ticket renewals, money for players and the team's form, there's an exclusive from Ivan Gazidis via the AST, there are appearances from Sylvester and the Man in the Bar and that's about it. It's been a fairly slow news week. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (18mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As well as that there's a dedicated Arsecast hotline available all season long should you desire to make a comment, get something off your chest, share a song a chant or hilarious anecdote. Feel free to call it any time during the week, it'll go to voicemail and you can leave your message. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Have a good Friday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    wordpress2009-01-16xml.import http://arseblog.net/?attachment_id=3 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:18:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wordpress2009-01-16xml.import 3 2009-01-16 20:18:19 2009-01-16 20:18:19 open open wordpress2009-01-16xmlimport inherit 0 0 attachment 0 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wordpress2009-01-16xml.import _wp_attached_file Saturday round-up - revenge or not revenge? http://arseblog.net/2009/01/17/saturday-round-up-revenge-or-not-revenge/ Sat, 17 Jan 2009 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2099 Andrei Arshavin? We shall. There's all kinds of talk about Alisher Usmanov being involved in the deal now as his company Gazprom­investholding is the international arm of Zenit's owners Gazprom. I'm not sure how much Usmanov is involved in this, if at all, but it does seem as if something's stirring. A Zenit spokesman said:
    Zenit have invited Arsenal officials to St Petersburg next Tuesday. This is to show that Zenit do want to find an option which will be acceptable for everyone.
    It's thought Ivan Gazidis will travel to take part in/complete the negotiations so we should know more then. If it doesn't work out the boss has said that there are other options but it does seem as if the focus is 100% on Arshavin at the moment. Ahead of today's game against Hull Arsene Wenger says:
    We feel we are on a good run and want to quiet and focus. I am confident we look solid and have a team who can make results away from home.
    And referring to the defeat at home against Hull in September he said:
    We want to continue our progress, it is not about revenge at all.
    Obviously nobody told Abou Diaby: Three points are vital, of course, for me there's definitely some revenge to be had and when even Gabriel Agbonlahor is trying to play mind games we should be right up for this one. As I said yesterday Hull's form is not great at the moment but they won't be a soft touch by any means. Kick off is 5.15 and it's live on Setanta. Some goals for Emmanuel Adebayor would be a good thing. He's not found the same kind of form in front of goal as he did last season, just 7 in the league so far, but he does have the second best assist record in the Premier League this season - only Berbatov and Malbranque have more (they're on 8, Adebayor on 7). Of his form the boss says:
    At the moment, he is working very hard to come back to good form and is on a good way. What is important is that he works hard and contributes to the team - if he opens the way for other players, for me it is the same.
    Perhaps a touch of complacency has crept into his game but now with van Persie firing on all cylinders, Vela beginning to come through and Eduardo on his way back to fitness maybe the competition for his place might help his form improve. Last week Cesc spoke about how it wasn't normal for a player of his age to have played as much football as he has. Which is entirely true. AW responds, saying he protects his players from burn-out as much as possible, although I suspect he might look at Cesc and think he's overburdened him slightly. Aaron Ramsey talks about rugby and the decision he made to join Arsenal. And that's about that. Time for some Saturday breakfast and some pacing about the house until the game kicks-off. Here's to three more points and if we could possibly combine the three points with a (semi) decent performance then all the better. I'd still take a ricochet off the ref's arse though. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Hull 1-3 Arsenal: van Persie the star as Arsenal leave it late http://arseblog.net/2009/01/18/morning-to-you-its-exceptionally-quiet-this-morning-its-like-the-calm-before-the-storm-imagine-if-the-first-person-to-use-that-phrase-had-gotten-it-wrong-and-instead-had-written-the-clam-bef/ Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2096 Hull last night. I should say I enjoyed it in the end because during the game it was easy to feel the same frustrations that have dogged this season. I thought we pretty much bossed the first half without creating too much. Robin hit the bar with a cracking free kick and only a fantastic tackle prevented Johan Djourou from opening the scoring from the rebound. We went in at half-time 1-0 up, the goal coming when Adebayor headed home Robin van Persie's corner. The only other real chance of note in the first half fell to Eboue and he hacked wildly wide. The second half was much more interesting though. Adebayor had a left footed shot straight at Myhill and then Hull will feel rather aggrieved they didn't get a penalty when Djourou clattered into Manucho in the area. If that had been at the other end and we didn't get the spot kick I would have been more than a bit unhappy. Phil Brown, the Hull manager was very displeased, but then to me he's just Son of Sam (Allardyce) and he looks like a twat with his stupid ear-piece so I'm not bothered. Then Hull got their equaliser. A long ball came across to Bernard Mendy on our left hand side and inexplicably Gael Clichy simply stood off him, allowed him to take it down and gave him all the time in the world to make a cross. As it happened it deflected off Clichy, into the path of Cousin, who powered home his second header of the season against Arsenal. I'm beginning to worry about Clichy though, I have to say. Now, let me stress I like him. He's an honest player who always gives you 100% and will never hide on the pitch but the frequency with which he's making very costly errors seems to be increasing. His defending, or lack of it, for the Hull goal yesterday was shockingly bad. There was no challenge when the ball came to Mendy and he actually backed away from him instead of closing him down to make a tackle, or at least make it difficult for him to put the cross in. I have no idea what he was thinking but somebody needs to sit him down and have serious words. Nicklas  Bendtner celebrates his goal against Hull After that Hull got back into the game a bit more, we were on our heels a little bit, and Wenger responded by taking off the completely ineffective Eboue and putting on Nicklas Bendtner. It looked like it might be another frustrating result but on a day when late goals were the cheese, Arsenal grabbed two in the last few minutes to seal the deal. Firstly van Persie played a nice ball through to Nasri who fired home with his left foot to make it 2-1, and a possibly offside van Persie completed his hat-trick of assists by setting up Bendtner to slide home his second in as many games. He was unlucky not to get another too when his header hit the post. Three points, three goals, and the first time we've won by more than one goal in the league since West Ham back in October. Man of the match and a special word has to go to Robin van Persie - despite not scoring his influence on the game was obvious and it's fantastic to see him delivering on a consistent basis. In the absence of Cesc he's stepped up and become the creative hub of the team. The boss described his performance as 'outstanding' - long may it continue. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We had the mental resources to come back and win in a convincing way because we kept going, and kept going. I think we have scored 16 goals in the last 15 minutes of the last 33 games, and we did that again today.
    It might be nice if we didn't have to leave it so late but then that seemed to be par for the course yesterday. Chelsea scored two late goals to beat Stoke while United needed a late one to beat Bolton, so our struggles against the so-called smaller sides aren't unique to us. More worrying was the fact that Aston Villa seem to be leading a charmed life at the moment. They equalised against Sunderland with a James Milner handball then got the winning penalty for a foul that happened outside the box. At some point the devil is going to come looking for Martin O'Neill's soul. Still, we have to be happy that our unbeaten run continues, that we showed the character to keep going and get the win despite our sloppiness in letting them back into the game, and that we managed to score some goals. Next up in the league is Everton in 10 days time, coming after the FA Cup game against Cardiff next weekend. Right, a look around at the Sunday papers to see what's what. The News of the World says Andrei Arshavin is 'on the brink' of a move to Arsenal. They quote his agent, Denis Lachter, whose name reminds me of Dennis Thatcher so you should read the following in his voice:
    The deal should go through this week. Andrei wants to go, Arsenal want him and Zenit accept they have to sell. It’s just a matter of sorting out the sums but the indication is it’ll happen soon, perhaps within days.
    So nothing we haven't really heard before then. You might have read in the recent past about a young Brazilian called 'Wellington' being on trial with the club. Well, I can tell you he's signed from Fluminense and will join us in the summer. Cue all manner of boot related quips. And that's about it. No other gossip, no transfer exclusives (not yet anyway), so I shall leave you to enjoy your Sunday.]]>
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    Some van Persie thoughts on a quiet Monday http://arseblog.net/2009/01/19/some-van-persie-thoughts-on-a-quiet-monday/ Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2093 Andrei Arshavin this week. We've been invited over to have some talks with Zenit, as we all know, and we'll just have to hope that Ivan Gazidis and his suitcase full of Mr Kipling's French Fancies can do the business. It's a little known fact that Russians love Mr Kipling's French Fancies, particularly the yellow ones. This led to an almighty row between Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan as they met in Iceland in 1986. Reagan scoffed all the yellows, something old smudge-head only discovered as he got up for a midnight snack, and the Russian leader had to persuaded at length not to nuke Delaware off the map. I was thinking a bit about Robin van Persie. He's in rather good form at the moment and his three assists against Hull have catapulted him to the top of the Premier League charts. He's sharing top with Berbatov, Malbranque and Ashley Young. In his last four games I make it that he's scored three, had four assists, hit the post once, hit the bar once and, well, that's about it. But it's enough, isn't it? The plaudits being sent his way for his current form are well deserved. The Independent says:
    In Van Persie they have a Netherlander who is proving to be as outstanding an attacking orchestrator as the brilliant Dennis Bergkamp.
    High praise indeed. You look at the starting XI against Hull and really the only two players on the pitch capable of something individualistic, something that can change a game, are van Persie and Samir Nasri. So there's a fair measure of responsibility there and it's not really something van Persie has shown on a consistent basis before. He let the side down badly with his sending off against Stoke. It was silly and petulant and although he returned to the side in the 3-0 massacre we got at Man City he's got his head down and worked hard. Maybe he felt he owed something to the side and two goals against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge kick-started his, and our, season. Since then his contribution has been fantastic, taking up the creative slack in a side that's missing the likes of Cesc, Walcott and Rosicky. He's captained the side and appears to have matured a bit this season. I know that generally comes with age but some players are too thick for that to happen. While comparisons with Bergkamp are a bit lazy, and perhaps a touch premature, there's no doubt that if this team is to continue its good run and keep up the pressure on the sides ahead of it then Robin has got a big part to play. 12 goals, 8 assists and the jazziest jazz hands you ever did see. Let's hope there's more to come. Arsene Wenger is confident that the teams above us will drop points and allow us to keep pace. He says:
    Nobody is flying at the moment, which is good because it gives hope to everybody. We don't talk about the title, we just talk about the next game and focus on that. We have momentum, so let's strengthen the belief in the team and see where we are in April. Everyone plays each other and we have some big games coming up. We need to be on our toes and get closer.
    And the strangeness of this season continues. If you'd said to me that Chelsea would need two late goals to beat Stoke I'd have thought you were a bit mad, or you'd replaced the creamy-icing bit in your French Fancies will some kind of narcotic, but that's what happened. United needing a late, late winner against Bolton seemed unlikely too but it happened, and it's been happening all season long. The games against Chelsea, United and Liverpool are going to be absolutely crucial, especially as they all come quite close together towards the end of the season. April 18th - Liverpool away. May 9th - Chelsea home. May 16th - United away in the second last game of the season. Gulp. Anyway, there's plenty of time to be looking ahead to those. No point greying up more hairs when we don't have to. Right, there's little or nothing else happening so I shall go do the school-run. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arshavin, Rosicky and Gallas all on their way somewhere http://arseblog.net/2009/01/20/arshavin-rosicky-and-gallas-all-on-their-way-somewhere/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2091 Andrei Arshavin will be that Russian. Arsenal officials are in Moscow, apparently, which seems a bit odd as St Petersburg is where Zenit play. It'd like someone trying to buy one of our players and flying to Hull. Maybe there's some kind of meet-in-the-middle vibe going on. A sign that Zenit are willing to compromise on price and conditions. Arshavin's agent says:
    There is no concrete news yet but on Tuesday there could be.
    Well there you go then. There could, perhaps, maybe, be some concrete news. Or their might could maybe not be. With the fall through of the Kaka deal there are those who think that Manchester City might now try and gazump us for the signing of the Owlish one but they've just signed Craig Bellamy. How much more intense and double-hard quality do they need? There's no doubt a deal for Arshavin is close and even if City come in does the player want to join a club engaged in a relegation battle? A team rightly scorned for their ridiculous attempt to sign a player way too good for them and way out of their reach? If he does there's not much we can do about that but it'd say plenty about the character of Arshavin. I suspect, all things going well, we'll announce him in the next day or two and work can immediately begin on finding a nice barn for him and his family to move into. Tomas Rosicky has been talking about his condition and the condition his condition is in. He's upbeat, he's positive, he's hoping to be back soon, saying:
    I’m working hard every day and I want to be back soon. I’m not the first, neither the last, player that has been out injured for a year. I am looking forward to when I will be able to say to the fans ‘I am fit and going to play at the weekend’. I believe it will not be a long wait.
    Well that would be good news but realistically it's going to be next season before we see a fully fit Rosicky. If he does get over the injury he's got a huge amount of work to do to regain his fitness, then match fitness, and then he's got to get used to playing again. A year without football means he's got to regain his touch and sharpness and if the estimates which say March are correct - and let's not forget the estimates haven't been right yet - it's going to take some time to get up to speed. I'd be very glad to see him back in the squad though. There are games when we could have done with his craft, not to mention the icing on the cake goals he specialised in. Meanwhile William Gallas says he's going to see out his Arsenal contract, which apparently has two years left to run, and then decide on his future. Does he really have two years? I thought his contract would be up next summer. Anyway, I suspect that Gallas might find himself moved on in the summer. I don't see him coming straight back into the team on his return from injury, unless one of Kolo or Djourou picks up a knock, and I'm not sure not being first choice will sit well with him. When you consider everything else that's gone on before I would be most surprised to see Gallas at the club next season, despite what he says. And there you go. With the FA Cup game not until Sunday there's nothing much else stirring. Fingers crossed our Russian delegation can come back with the goods. In the old days it was easy, just bring a truck load of Levi 501s and you could have any three players plus a priceless Kremlin artifact. It just shows how much football has changed. Hasta mañana lechuzariños.]]>
    2091 2009-01-20 09:00:19 2009-01-20 09:00:19 open open arshavin-rosicky-and-gallas-all-on-their-way-somewhere publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin deal breaks down - world keeps turning http://arseblog.net/2009/01/21/arshavin-deal-breaks-down-world-keeps-turning/ Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2089 Andrei Arshavin reminded me of the time we tried to sign Julio Baptista from Sevilla. One day the deal was all but done, the next it seemed unlikely to happen. The same is happening with Arshavin. Reports that Arsenal directors had flown to Russia to finalise the deal were wide of the mark and it seems the deal is essentially at an impasse. Arsenal have made an offer, Zenit have rejected it. From what I'm told it seems the Russian club have been difficult during the whole process. Just when we think we're close, they add on another condition, or two, to the deal. The latest seems to be that Arsenal are expected to pay all the agent's fees for the deal which we have, rightly in my opinion, refused to do. So as it stands the deal is dead. We have our valuation of the player, they have theirs. They want to try and squeeze every last penny out of the deal, we are refusing to be squeezed. Of course stuck in the middle of all this is the player who obviously wants to leave Zenit and play for us but between his club and his agent they're making such a move almost impossible. There are those who would say we should just pay what they want but if what they want is far above what we consider a fair price then why would we pay it? Is our need for him that pressing? Yes, he would improve the squad but let's also remember there are only 16 league games left this season. Wenger has always spoken about how foreign players need time to adjust to English football - we have that legendary 6 month period - and Arshavin hasn't played in some weeks due to the Russian season being over. So even if we do sign him we have a player who needs to get match-fit trying to adapt to a new league. Now, I know anything is better than Eboue on the right hand side but Theo Walcott should be back in a few weeks so that, at least, gives us an option. Remember also that Wenger said that Arshavin was not the only player they had in mind. So if things between Arsenal and Zenit break down completely then you have to imagine we'll turn our attentions to one of the alternatives - if we're serious about bringing somebody in during this transfer window. And amidst all the hype surrounding Arshavin perhaps we've lost sight of the fact that if we do make signings this January we have other areas of the pitch in more urgent need of reinforcement. Anyway, I've suspected that any deal(s) we do in this transfer window would happen right at the death and I think that's still the case. Maybe we'll call Zenit's bluff and sign Owly just before the close, if he hasn't gone somewhere else, and I think the same is true for any signing. At the moment clubs are looking for ridiculous money for ridiculous players. £14m for Craig Bellamy? Give me a break. I know it's Man City, but still. £14m for Wilson Palacios? I know it's Sp*rs who love to pay astronomical money for players, but still. The market has shown no sign of deflation, no indication that the current financial climate is being considered at all, and if you were to ask me if I thought us paying £20m was good business for Arshavin I'd have to say no, no matter how much I'd like to see him play for us. Gunnerblog has some more thoughts and info on the Arshavin saga. In other news Arsene has been bigging up Aaron Ramsey who is likely to feature against his old club, Cardiff, in the FA Cup on Sunday. The boss says:
    I must say that he is ahead of where I planned for him to be in January. He has not only made the step up from the Championship to the Premier League, but also to a Premier League team that wants to be at the top and who fights in the Champions League, and that means it's a massive difference at such a young age.
    I do like what I've seen of Ramsey so far, I have to say. He does have a tendency to hold onto the ball a bit too long but experience and games will see him put that right. He's got a lovely eye for a pass and he's not afraid to shoot either, something some of our other midfielders seem more reluctant to do. Hopefully he'll kick on in this second half of the season. Keeping it Cardiff, Robin van Persie talks about our FA Cup opponents. So there you go. Obviously there isn't the good news regarding the new signing everyone wants but it's not the end of the world either. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2089 2009-01-21 09:00:37 2009-01-21 09:00:37 open open arshavin-deal-breaks-down-world-keeps-turning publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin resorts to prayer while Wilshere sends a clear message http://arseblog.net/2009/01/22/arshavin-resorts-to-prayer-while-wilshere-sends-a-clear-message/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2087 he said:
    My hopes now rest with God. Apart from him, nobody can help me.
    And even God would have problems with Gazprom, those are some powerful motherfuckers, let me tell you. Arshavin goes on to say:
    Zenit have to think realistically. I believe that Arsenal's offer is much closer to my real value in the transfer market at the moment.
    Well, he would say that as he is obviously desperate to leave and join us. If Arsenal were offering £5.99 he'd try and say that was fair too. The problem is the market is inflated, and not just by megabucks Man City. Sp*rs are doing their bit to keep transfer prices high by spending ludicrous amounts of money on players/second hand players so Zenit are probably thinking Arsenal should be spending that much on their star player. Maybe God could make it so Arsenal win the EuroMillions lottery draw on Friday. That way we'd have the kind of windfall that meant we could just throw in the extra £5m Zenit are looking for and still have a bit left over for a couple of stadium payments and perhaps a Bischoff or two. Chairman Peter Hill-Wood, meanwhile, has confirmed we've made our final bid, saying:
    This is our final offer – we don’t go any further. If we don’t get him, we don’t get him. There are other fish in the sea.
    Dennis Lacter, Arshavin's agent, is branding the Russian team as 'barbaric'. If there are other fish in the sea then I suggest we start fishing straight away. There's a little under two weeks until the transfer window closes and given how long it normally takes us to complete a deal then we'd need to get cracking. There's obviously a big, big difference between what Zenit want and what we're prepared to pay and the club has shown in the past that they're unwilling to go beyond their valuation of a player. Perhaps if it were just a few hundred thousand we might, but when you're talking millions and millions of pounds it's a different matter entirely. Nevertheless Zenit say they hope to reach a 'logical conclusion' and say that Lachter isn't privy to all the details. It's all a bit messy. What would you do, if you were Arsenal? Would you cave into the demands, pay the extra money? Or would you tell them to stuff and look elsewhere? If so who would you bring in? Let me know - some of your thoughts would be interesting for tomorrow's Arsecast. You can leave a voicemail by calling the Arsecast hotline. The number from inside the UK is 020 3286 6360 or from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Lines are now closed. Elsewhere Emmanuel Adebayor has been talking and talking about winning the title and all kinds of stuff. It's like someone gave him the bumper book of footballing clichés. At the moment I don't want to hear about the title, only the next game. Last night saw Eduardo continue his comeback from injury against Stoke Reserves at the Brittania Stadium, but it was Jack Wilshere who stole the show. The young man scored both Arsenal's goals in a 2-2 draw, the first an absolutely stunning effort with the outside of his left foot - animated gif here. He's really knocking on the door of the first team already and if I were Arsene Wenger I'd certainly be considering him for the FA Cup game on Sunday, and beyond. I know it's not the done thing to criticise Eboue any more but if anyone can tell me, hand on heart, that they think Wilshere would bring less to the team than him then I would have them carted away by men in white coats. And I don't mean polar explorers. Yes, he's just 17, but he's clearly an exceptional talent and I don't think being introduced to first team football would phase him one bit. Nor do I think the team would suffer if he played. Bring on the Jack, Arsene. Right, that'll have do ya. Must dash. Have a good one. * It should be noted that God took his revenge by not giving me any of the stuff I subsequently asked for such as my own island, a spaceship, a bomb to go off under John Terry's car or the ability to fly like an eagle. He is a revengeful and spiteful God. Oh yes he is. ]]>
    2087 2009-01-22 09:00:00 2009-01-22 09:00:00 open open arshavin-resorts-to-prayer-while-wilshere-sends-a-clear-message publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin deal done? Eboue's agent talks rubbish + Arsecast 108 http://arseblog.net/2009/01/23/arshavin-deal-done-eboues-agent-talks-rubbish-arsecast-108/ Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2085 Andrei Arshavin had a fantastic day yesterday. He and his wife went shopping to the supermarket to cheer themselves up after a very trying week. Of course he's been upset that the move to Arsenal has been so protracted and not only that - he discovered that a family of rare moles has been living his his spare bedroom, which meant the RSPCA (yes, it works) have scuppered plans to build a cross between a steam room and a sauna. Russia will just have to wait for its first stauna. Then last night came the good news that Andrei's best friend, Igor, has been released from prison where he spent the last 17 years after cannibalising his entire family in a hilarious Christmas prank! And things got even better when it became known that Arsenal and Zenit St Petersburg have, apparently, agreed on a fee which would see Andrei become an Arsenal player. We'll have more on that in the days ahead and don't forget our regular Saturday feature - Andrei's Underpants in which we take a closer look at our man's Y-fronts. So that's it for today's Arshblog, more tomorrow. Do svidanija! --- Thank you to our Russian correspondent for that update. We'll hear more about this in the coming hours/days, no doubt, until such point as Zenit say "Agreement? What agreement? We agreed nothing. And Arshavin is being sent to the salt mines until he learns some manners". Seriously though, it would be no surprise if something else were to happen to this deal so let's not jump for joy, or half-glee (which is my preferred happy leap), just yet. There was some sad news in the transfer market too. Apparently we've turned down a bid from Atletico Madrid for Emmanuel Eboue and according to Eboue's agent he's been invited to London for talks about extending Eboue's contract. Now, while the first part might cause a grown man to weep bitter tears over his keyboard of a morning the second part would be enough to take him to the top of a tall building to test his ability to bounce off the ground below. However, I suspect it's all a load of bollocks really. Eboue only signed a new 'long term' (weeps) contract in May 2007 and he's hardly done enough for the manager to offer him a new one already. When you have players like Theo and Robin van Persie waiting on new deals I don't think there's even the slightest chance that we're going to extend Eboue's contract. Let's face it, he has been desperately poor this season, he was poor last season, at some point we've got to cut our losses with the 'pass master'. I think we'd be quite mad to turn down any team who offered us any money whatsoever for Eboue. Better news about Eduardo though. He's feeling no ill-effects of the 90 minutes against Stoke Reserves the other night and he's chomping at the bit for first team action. He says:
    I think I am ready for the first team but you would have to ask the boss. I feel very well and I’m training hard every day. But playing my first game for the first team, I am ready now and I am just waiting for my chance.
    Great news, and perhaps the boss might stick him on the bench for the FA Cup game. I suspect he'll ease him back in very gradually though. In other news Aaron Ramsey admits to 'mixed feelings' ahead of Sunday's game against his old club. I suppose that's only natural having grown up there. I think he'll play on Sunday too, I reckon the boss will have one eye on Wednesday's game against Everton and will mix things up a little bit. Meanwhile Nicklas Bendtner has apparently turned down the chance to join Hoffenheim. Right then, that's the news. Time for the Arsecast. On this week's show we get some of your thoughts about the Arshavin saga, the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a tale of the unexpected plus the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that's your lot. A fuller FA Cup preview with team news and what have you on tomorrow's blog.]]>
    2085 2009-01-23 09:00:01 2009-01-23 09:00:01 open open arshavin-deal-done-eboues-agent-talks-rubbish-arsecast-108 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Arhsavizzzzzzz - Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/01/24/arhsavizzzzzzz-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2082 there still appears to be an impasse between Arsenal and Zenit over you know who. Maxim Mitrofanov, the chief executive of Zenit says:
    Arsenal received a fax on Friday night last night from Mitrofanov containing the "final offer of my board with a massive discount from the 25 million euros we wanted last summer. I told Arsenal already that we don't accept the £12m and they know it very well.
    He goes on to confirm that personal terms between Arsenal and Arshavin are all sorted out but the deal looks more and more unlikely to happen with Arsene Wenger saying:
    When you want to buy a player, you go as far as you can and, if you cannot take one step more, you cannot. You have to accept that everybody has a price and when the buyer has a certain amount of money and not more. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
    There's talk of Arshavin going on strike but I'm not sure what good that would do him. Arsenal's valuation of Arshavin is obviously significantly below what Zenit want and with neither side willing to budge the whole thing seems like a busted flush unless one side caves in - and it's hard to see that happening. In his interview with Arsenal.com yesterday Arsene was doing his usual thing of talking up the squad he has. He said that even if we didn't get Arshavin he felt we were strong enough to compete on all fronts and, let's not forget, that the injured players coming back would be LNS. I just can't say those words any more, I'm sorry. Obviously there would be disappointment if Arshavin didn't happen but I'm not sure it would be huge problem. As has been pointed out before he's not match fit, he's coming into a team at the business end of the season trying to get up to speed in a league that normally takes some time to adapt to. But then there's the whole 'even a half fit Russian finding his feet would be better than Eboue' thing. Maybe though, the money would be better spent in the summer. Ahead of the FA Cup game tomorrow the only piece of team news is that William Gallas is fit again. Stop, stop, I can hear the cheers of joy from here. The manager, referencing the very public issue of Kolo's dislike of Gallas, said:
    They get on OK. In football you don’t have to go on holiday together but you can still play together. Kolo and William talk to each other but it is always very difficult to assess how much people are friends or not. What is essential is that, on the pitch, football is most important and they should respect the game.
    He says he's still to decide on who will play against Cardiff but the decision is surely one or the other to partner Djourou. Firstly the manager has admitted that as a pairing Kolo and Gallas do not work and secondly the two have no kind of relationship. I know you don't have to be friends to play with someone but when one actively dislikes another to the point where he puts in a transfer request you have to say pairing them in important matches is a huge risk. The boss has to consider the game against Everton on Wednesday and might be tempted to rest Djourou but he's a young man, he's capable of playing the games. And with Kolo installed as captain, Gallas might find himself spending some time on the bench. I certainly don't want to see Gallas and Kolo as our centre-halves unless there's no other choice. As for the rest of the team he says there's no room for sentiment in relation to Aaron Ramsey's return to the club he grew up with. He says he'll play him if he thinks he'll help us to win, which is fair enough, I suppose. He also talks about Robin van Persie and talks up Denilson who, he feels doesn't get the credit he deserves. Denilson is an interesting one. He's played most of our games this season. He's had his good moments and his poor moments, like most of the players. I have to say I think there's potential there and I've always maintained that his presence in the first team has come a bit early for him. While I look at Alex Song and remain baffled as to how he's even near the first team at Arsenal, I can see much more in Denilson. I think he'd have matured better had he been eased into the team and would have benefited greatly from having more experienced central midfielders to play with. Not every player comes on as quickly as Cesc, for example, and let's remember Cesc had quality experienced players to help him along when he first came into the team. At times this season Denilson has had Diaby and Song as his partners, not exactly players who will give him the kind of guidance he needs. So while I fully accept he has had his stinkers this season he's not the kind of player who hides on the pitch and hopefully this season and all the football he's played will help him develop. Let's remember, he's just 20 years of age, and to completely write him off as not good enough already is, in my opinion, premature. The game against Cardiff brings us up against a former Gunner, Jay Bothroyd, who left the club under a cloud some years ago. When substituted in an FA Youth Cup game he threw his shirt at Don Howe and there was no way back after that. He's been fairly well travelled since, playing for Coventry, Blackburn, Charlton, Wolves and even scoring 5 goals in one season for Perugia in Serie A. He talks about his time at Arsenal and more here. And that's about that. Have yourselves a good Saturday, more tomorrow.]]>
    2082 2009-01-24 09:00:28 2009-01-24 09:00:28 open open arhsavizzzzzzz-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cardiff 0-0 Arsenal: Arsenal poor and a bit lucky http://arseblog.net/2009/01/25/cardiff-0-0-arsenal-arsenal-poor-and-a-bit-lucky/ Sun, 25 Jan 2009 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2078 Cardiff. They played some nice football and had some real chances to score. Lucky for us that their finishing wasn't up to scratch because we could easily have found ourselves behind. I thought Arsene's post-match comment that we started the game very well was so far wide of the mark it might as well have been an Alex Song shot. Gradually though we did get back into it but struggled to create and impose ourselves on the game. Nasri had a good chance but instead of hitting it with his left foot as he did last week he came back on his right and the keeper saved. When we did show a bit of bite and aggression Kieran Gibbs, one of the few bright spots of the day for me, began a move with a crunching tackle and ended it with a shot that went just wide. Robin van Persie took a free kick which wasn't far away. Eboue was booked for diving then failed to control a simple ball in the box, which pretty much summed up his day. Aaron Ramsey started the game on his return to Cardiff. Perhaps the occasion got to him but he won't look back on this as one his fondest days but perhaps one when he learned a lot. In the second half he was replaced by Diaby while Adebayor came on for Eboue. The most likely goal threat came from van Persie who had a shot well saved by the Cardiff keeper whose name is too complicated to spell although this is much more time consuming to write, and the miss of the game came when Adebayor, all alone at the back post and certain to score, mis-kicked like a spastic foal. In games like this, when we struggle to create, you need your striker to be more clinical than that. Jack Wilshere got 4 minutes at the end and I have to wonder about that. What is the point of just giving him 4 minutes? I can understand a late substitution to try and hang on to a lead but when you need a goal what's the point in giving a guy so little time? I don't think he even touched the ball. Cardiff hit the bar with the free kick late on but Fabianski always looked to have it covered. So 0-0 final score, a good result for Cardiff who will enjoy a night out at the Grove on Tuesday week, but disappointing from our point of view. I'm not that worried about having to play another game but the poor performance, despite it continuing the unbeaten run, was a bit worrisome. Afterwards Arsene was keen to play-up Cardiff's performance, saying:
    Cardiff had a good committed game and created some chances. It was the quality of their defending and their commitment that stopped us scoring. Their centre-backs had a great game today and overall I think the whole team had a great day.
    Now, while I'm not trying to take anything away from Cardiff, and fair play to them the way they played, I think the manager is a bit too keen to say Cardiff were great because it means he doesn't have to say we were poor. And we were poor. Too many passes went astray, we didn't put enough pressure on them, we defended poorly at times and would have been punished by better teams, we didn't create enough and when we did have a clear cut chance Adebayor blew it. But we get a chance to make up for it and should we beat them in the replay then a home game against West Brom or Burnley, the team that knocked us out of the Carling Cup, awaits. Meanwhile Chairman Peter Hill-Wood has blasted Real Madrid presidential candidate Floretino Perez. With an election in the summer there are going to be all kinds of promises made. Perez has been talking about how he'll bring Wenger and Fabregas to the Bernebeu - and not just that, there are stories in Spain about how he's going to try and bring Messi from Barcelona to Real. All complete bollocks of course. They promise the sun, moon and stars to get elected - a bit like Laporta promising Beckham to Barcelona before his election, but of we course we have a manager Madrid fans would love to see at their club, not to mention a player or two. Our chairman is having none of it though, saying:
    I think it is laughable. It is disrespectful and very rude. It cannot be right to talk in such a way about a manager who is under contract at another club.
    And of Cesc, he says:
    He is not for sale to Madrid or anybody else. Absolutely not. He is a very sensible young man and he is very happy at Arsenal.
    No doubt as the election draws closer we'll get caught in the crossfire a little bit but it's good to know where we stand. As if there were any doubt. The Daily Mail - at the bottom of this report - brings us the following update about our Owlish friend:
    Meanwhile, Andrei Arshavin was close to completing his transfer to Arsenal last night after Zenit St Petersburg abandoned hope of raising £20million from the sale. Arsenal are understood to have set a deadline of today and Zenit will decide this afternoon.
    It seems to tally with something one of the Russian speaking forum members found on a Russian website last night but who knows? There was supposed to be a deadline of Saturday, now there's a deadline of this afternoon, and when that deadline is passed? Who knows? But with the window closing sooner rather than later we'll know for sure soon enough. Right, have a good start to the week. More tomorrow.]]>
    2078 2009-01-25 09:00:07 2009-01-25 09:00:07 open open cardiff-0-0-arsenal-arsenal-poor-and-a-bit-lucky publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up - Cardiff preview http://arseblog.net/2009/01/25/sunday-round-up-cardiff-preview/ Sun, 25 Jan 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2080 Cardiff v Arsenal, then the Merseyside derby, then a game of 5-a-side. It's a good job Mrs Blogs doesn't read this religiously each morning so she won't know just how exciting her Sunday is going to be ... *cough* ... Anyway, Cardiff v Arsenal. The FA Cup. I wonder if the FA Cup is the competition which has provided the most shocks in football history. Yesterday saw the holders Portsmouth go out, at home, to Swansea. Poor Tony Adams. You just get the feeling he's not particularly good at this football management thing. On the other hand I reckon Roberto Martinez, the Swansea manager, will find himself a big club soon enough. But I digress. Today's game is going to be a tough one - Cardiff are a decent outfit and Ninian Park is certainly an atmospheric ground. Although this is the competition we're most likely to get silverware from this season I suspect there'll be some rotation of the squad with Wednesday's league game against Everton coming up. I wouldn't be too surprised to see Robin van Persie start on the bench and maybe Nasri too. This could mean Diaby starting on the left with Ramsey in the middle or maybe Vela on the left. But they'll be little changes, nothing wholesale. It's a game we're certainly capable of winning but, of course, the attitude has to be right. We've ground out some results in the last few weeks and I'd be happy enough to see us do that again. There's been no lack of effort or application and it has shown. Same again today and we should see ourselves through to the 5th round. Looking around the Sunday papers the News of the World is the one with a couple of Arsenal stories. The first claims that we're going to make a £7m move for Micah Richards from Man City. Seems odd to me that at a time when their defence is in serious need of reinforcement they'd sell one of their best players - despite his form being so poor. And £7m seems a bit cheap in the current climate for a 20 year old England international. When Wilson Palacios is 'worth' £14m you have to wonder why City would sell Richards for £7m. Plus you'd have to wonder if City would even sell to us, unhappy as they were after the whole Kolo Toure thing. It all sounds a bit madey-up to me. And by 'a bit' I mean 'completely'. Also in the NotW is a story about Robin van Persie wants £80,000 a week to sign a new contract with Arsenal but he'd be willing to accept less. Well there's some fascinating insight, all right. They also claim contract talks with Theo Walcott are 'imminent'. Amy Lawrence writes about Aaraon Ramsey in the Observer. The Arsenal connection of Terry Burton was obviously a big factor in us signing him. I just love the way Burton refers to 'the Arsenal'. The People links us with a player called Mohamed Diame. Their website appears to be bollixed at the moment though so a quick Google turns up a 21 year-old French defensive midfielder playing for Rayo Vallecano in the Spanish 2nd division. So it's obvious he's going to be our big transfer window signing - all this talk of Arshavin was just a smokescreen. Dammit, I nearly got through a whole blog without mentioning him. And that's about your lot. Here's to a decent game and a good result later on. More tomorrow.]]> 2080 2009-01-25 09:00:46 2009-01-25 09:00:46 open open sunday-round-up-cardiff-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug It's all about the Benjamins as Arsenal and Zenit agree a fee http://arseblog.net/2009/01/27/its-all-about-the-benjamins-as-arsenal-and-zenit-agree-a-fee/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2076 we've agreed a fee with Zenit, the only thing holding up the deal now is Arshavin's personal terms. Zenit say:
    A fundamental agreement over the fee in the transfer of the player has been reached between the clubs, subject to a medical. But, at the moment, the basic obstacle preventing the transfer going through are Andrei Arshavin's personal terms. The player and his agent have made it clear to Arsenal that they will require a higher wage, which the management at Arsenal are not prepared to pay. At the moment, Arsenal will only satisfy those demands at a lower transfer fee. This puts the whole deal in doubt.
    Now, somewhere in the fetid depths of my mind I can clearly remember an article whereby Arshavin or his agent talk about being happy to accept a 'lower wage' just to ensure a move goes through. Frankly I don't have the energy to look through all the Arshavin related articles to try and find it but I know I saw it. And let's not forget just a couple of days ago the Zenit Chief Executive said:
    I know that they [Arsenal] have discussed everything with Arshavin regarding his personal terms, which suggests that, if the clubs can agree, the deal will be done quickly.
    Then you have these crazy stories about how Alisher Usmanov was going to step in as some kind of white knight, an enormous sweaty blubbery white knight, and make up the difference in the price tag. I really can't believe there's any truth to that at all. Firstly there'd be all kinds of legal issues regarding him putting his own money into it and secondly I just can't see Arsenal allowing it to happen. I think we'd rather not buy the player than accept money from Usmanov to do it. Basically there's so much going on that I doubt anybody knows the truth. Certainly not half-arsed blogs that make a post about how the club set up the whole Arshavin thing as a charade to keep the fans onside then follow it up with a post a few minutes later about how Usmanov has bought Arshavin for Arsenal, proudly trumpeting themselves as some exclusive maker. Idiots. Whatever the truth of it if there's a 'fundamental agreement' between Arsenal and Zenit then a transfer becomes more likely. Then it's entirely down to the player. Reports suggest he's looking for £135,000 a week, in which case he'll be told where to go in no uncertain terms. There's some talk that Zenit want him to pay back a part of a signing on fee he got when he signed his last contract with them and perhaps his agent is looking for his Arsenal wages to cover that on top of his basic salary. And again he'll be told where to go. And if I mentioned Arsenal paying agents fees then I think you know what they'll be told. As I said though it's completely up to Arshavin. If he wants to play for Arsenal he'll be a very well paid man. He's not going to starve but nor is he going to get the kind of exorbitant wages he or his agent are apparently looking for. You'd have to think with his transfer fee that he'd be one of the top earners at the club and that'd put him on a par with Cesc or Adebayor on around £80,000 a week. If he doesn't want to come to us for that money then he can take a running jump in to the Volga as far as I'm concerned. If he turns down that kind of money then he's an idiot and we're better off without him. So let's see what happens but, at long last, it looks like there's some light at the end of the tunnel. Speaking of light at the end of tunnels Tomas Rosicky must be brightening up his passage as he starts training again. According to his agent:
    It is a huge and positive advance in his situation, as well as a hope that Tomas's uneasy injury spell will end.
    Good news indeed. I'm still doubtful if we'll see him this season. The amount of time he's spent out means he's got to build up so much in terms of fitness, match sharpness etc that by the time he's ready it'll probably be too late for him to make an impact. However, with a good pre-season under his belt and, fingers crossed, no more injuries he should be in good shape for next season. You just wonder what the arrival of Arshavin, if he does come, will mean for him in the long term. So there you go. Now it's bright enough outside for me not to worry about whether or not I have the lamp on but I might just put it on anyway. Live life on the edge. That's my motto. Well, one of my mottos. 'Don't pick it, it'll never heal', that's another one. Finally for today old blogging chum and fellow Gooner Scaryduck is up for 'Best European weblog' in the Bloggie awards. If you felt like going over and voting for him, so he wins ahead of the others who undoubtedly all not Gooners, then click here (the mad scrolling made me feel a bit queasy though). It's our best chance of silverware this year, in fairness. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2076 2009-01-27 09:00:26 2009-01-27 09:00:26 open open its-all-about-the-benjamins-as-arsenal-and-zenit-agree-a-fee publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's all down to Andrei, it seems - Everton preview http://arseblog.net/2009/01/28/its-all-down-to-andrei-it-seems-everton-preview/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2074 Andrei Arshavin, but the whole thing now appears to be down to a payment made by Zenit to Arshavin when he signed a new contract in 2006. Zenit want some of that money repaid, Arshavin is looking for Arsenal to pay that money or incorporate it into his wages (which would push them above our ceiling) and unless some kind of agreement is made then this most tedious of transfer sagas will continue for the rest of the window and ultimately fail. Arsene Wenger denied that any agreement over the fee had been made between the two clubs but Arsene has tried his best to say as little as possible about the transfer. It's no surprise he's giving nothing away even now. Zenit's chief executive said:
    I can understand Arshavin's issue with the fee – I'm sure if I had a big fee like this I would not like to give it up. The future is in the players hands. But I don't see why Arsenal should pay this money, it was not a signing-on fee. It was for him to play for Zenit for four years. Arsenal have been simple and straightforward to work with.
    While Arsene Wenger said our wage structure would not be broken:
    The players who come in here are all on a wage structure or they do not come in. It's as simple as that. Nobody will come in above the highest level we have here.
    One of the other issues is, apparently, that Arshavin's current salary is paid net, whereas he'd be liable to pay a lot more tax on his earnings in England. So compromise is the key here and if Arshavin really wants to leave Zenit and really play for Arsenal then he's going to have to accept that he's moving to a football club and not some magical land with money trees out the back for him to pick £50 notes off. There does appear to be some urgency now with Zenit saying that in order for work permit papers to be issued in time there would have to be a full agreement by 2pm today. Now it's all down to Arshavin, it seems. To be honest I'm completely ambivalent towards the transfer now. If he signs, good. He'll offer something a bit different to the team. If he doesn't it's hardly the end of the world. Anyway, with all this transfer talk the game against Everton tonight has been somewhat overlooked. Obviously it's a hugely important game, made even more so by the fact that both Manchester United and Aston Villa won last night. Everton are a very decent side and although they're struggling for strikers they have dangerous players, none more so than Tim Cahill. He's caused Liverpool all manner of problems in the two Merseyside derbies recently so our defence, not exactly renowned for its ... erm ... defending, will have to be on their toes. They pose a huge threat from set-pieces and that's an area where we've struggled in recent times. They'll be looking to expose that. The manager has hinted that William Gallas could come back into the side but wouldn't say for who. The obvious choice is Kolo Toure, after Arsene raised doubts over the Gallas - Toure partnership, but to be honest I'd leave Gallas on the bench. Midfield will be interesting. Obviously Denilson will come back in and it'll be interesting to see how the rest of the midfield lines up. He may play Diaby on the left and Nasri on the right to allow Song to partner Denilson, mindful of the physical threat Everton pose. Obviously that wouldn't be ideal but with Eboue really struggling for any kind of form it might be the lesser of two evils. One thing is for sure, we need to play a lot better than we did against Cardiff and with Villa winning we need three points tonight. In other news he spoke about Eduardo, saying he needs a couple more games before he can be considered for first team action. He suggested a behind closed doors game might take place next week and with Croatia playing an international friendly the following week that should get him up to speed. Although I'm somewhat scared of what international duty might do to him. And there's news of Theo Walcott whose contract expires next summer. There appears to be an issue over image rights but Arsene says:
    We are not against granting players image rights. Theo wants to stay, we want him to stay so we should find an agreement.
    Hopefully this is right at the top of Ivan Gazidis's agenda and something can be done ASAP. It'd be a good boost to know he's on board for the foreseeable future. So there you go. Tonight is going to be tough against Everton. Fingers crossed, toes crossed, everything crossed. Some more van Persie magic and it would be nice if Adebayor decided to have a good game because he could make the difference. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2074 2009-01-28 09:00:49 2009-01-28 09:00:49 open open its-all-down-to-andrei-it-seems-everton-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Everton 1-1 Arsenal : van Persie rescues inadequate Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2009/01/29/everton-1-1-arsenal-van-persie-rescues-inadequate-arsenal/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2072 Everton side, at Goodison Park, is not the worst result in the world. However, when you step back into it again you land right foot first in the steaming dogshit that was our performance last night. Yes, I was elated when Robin van Persie provided our only moment of quality in the game to equalise in injury time, but anyone who watched that and wasn't hugely concerned about this team was looking at a different game than I was. Let's make no bones about this - last night's game was as important a game as we've had this season. Villa had won on Tuesday night so it was crucial we matched them. And in big, important games this season we have responded and pulled a good result out of the hat. The win against United came on the back of that horrendous Sp*rs game and an away defeat to Stoke. The Chelsea win came after successive defeats to Aston Villa and Man City. Both times the team rose to the occasion and put in performances which got us results which were absolutely vital. The Everton game may not have come on the back of such poor results but it was just as important. The way we played you wouldn't have thought so. A couple of Denilson shots aside we created virtually nothing. Emmanuel Adebayor won over many Arsenal fans with his goals but many more through his enthusiasm and willingness to work hard on the pitch. That work ethic has gone, diluted by his enormous pay packet, and last night's performance was pretty hard to stomach. He can do much, much better than that but it's almost like it's beneath him now. That said, the strikers got little or no service from the midfield, and it's hard for a midfield to be confident and creative when they know they've got a defence behind them that can concede at any time. Everton's goal was inevitable. Tim Cahill, who even Stevie Wonder can see is the dangerman, was left alone by the two centre-halves and he easily beat Gael Clichy to head home the goal. Look at the replays though, the amount of time the Everton player had to cross the ball was just ludicrous. Poor defending all round. I have to say I really didn't think we were going to score. I know we've got a habit of late goals, and credit where it's due for that, but we find ourselves too often in a position where a late goal is an absolute necessity and not simply the icing on the cake. Without the contribution of van Persie in the last couple of months I shudder to think where we'd be. He's carrying the team and his goal was top class. Diaby had to get something right, the law of averages dictated that, and his diagonal ball was chested down and slammed past Howard to salvage a point I'm really not sure we deserved. I'll take it, of course, but that game was hard going and once again exposed all the problems of this team. Problems I, and countless other Arsenal fans, have been going on about for quite some time. We don't defend well enough, we have a big need for a centre-half and there's a serious lack of quality in midfield. Without Cesc we have no creative spark, the midfield is just collectively poor. Song did reasonably well last night but is still nowhere near good enough, in my opinion, Diaby can't dictate a game, Denilson is no right winger and Nasri is still finding his feet away from home. As a team we passed the ball poorly, even simple 10 yard balls were going straight to Everton players. Would Arshavin make a difference? Probably, he's a good player, a better option than any else for the right hand side at this moment in time, but you just wonder if we're going to spend £15m in the transfer window (if we do splash out, of course), that we might be able to spend it better. At this moment in time Arshavin feels like putting brand new leather seats into a 1979 Skoda. Afterwards Arsene was full of the usual stuff about spirit and character, which is his stock response to games like this. I don't really pay it any heed because we've been hearing it for the last 12 years. I don't know why anybody expects any different. But when asked about if the arrival of Arshavin was imminent, he said:
    No not at the moment. We have a good squad, we have many players as well out injured and they will all come back. We hope that Walcott, Fabregas and Rosicky will come back to the squad very soon and that is for us like buying players.
    Now that's annoying. Cesc isn't due back until April, Rosicky we hear might be 8 weeks - if he 'survives' more physical training - and Theo will be back soonest but to pin our hopes on an exciting, but still raw, 19 year old is madness. Those players are not like buying players, they're like getting injured players back. Nothing more. You can't expect players who were part of a struggling team to come back from injury and make the difference as if they weren't part of things to begin with. It's almost insulting. That said, I've heard and read a lot of things said about the manager in the last few hours, and it strikes me that some of our fans have little respect for him and what he's done for the club. To me that's sad, that they can be so vitriolic and angry towards him after everything that he's done for Arsenal. I can completely understand people being frustrated with him, I am myself, but I have to say it makes me feel funny just how much some fans have turned against him. I'm not going to pretend I don't have issues with him, I think he's got things wrong this season in a way he's never done before. He didn't strengthen properly in the summer, and when the evidence of that decision has been clear as day to everyone, he hasn't done enough to address it in the January window. I thought we needed a good central midfielder before Cesc got injured, we certainly needed one when he did, but we've taken the easy option to rely on players who have done nothing to suggest they're good enough at this moment in time. We've needed a centre-half for a long time, according to Alex Fynn on the Arsecast a couple of weeks ago that was something he made clear last summer, yet we haven't brought anyone in. And maybe it's just me but I refuse to accept that Arsene, with all his famed scouts and knowledge, couldn't find the right players at the right price. I think he took a gamble, hoping some players would come good, but the gamble has backfired and that's evident in our league position. A spur of the moment signing like Silvestre summed it up - no real plan, hope things work out and you get Flamini-esque improvement from a couple of players. However, I do find it hard to take when people are so vehemently against him these days. I think he's made mistakes, and I really struggle to see the sense of many of his recent decisions, but to pour such spite and bile on him, even though it might only be on internet forums and comment boxes, is wrong. By all means criticise, he's left himself open to it, but have a bit of decency and respect for what the man has done for this football club. But that's not to take away from the paucity of quality we possess at the moment. We hardly made a chance all night against Everton, we struggled against Cardiff on Sunday, and on Saturday we play a West Ham side full of confidence. Yet, yet, yet, we're unbeaten in our last 9 games, unbeaten in the same amount of league games, and that's a reasonable stat. It makes my head hurt, kind of. The fact is we have a real fight on our hands to get in the Champions League positions next season. People might say Villa will drop points but if we play like we did last night, which is hardly a one off this season, then so will we. This is not like the season Sp*rs imploded, or their arses exploded, Villa are much better than that. I really can't understand why he hasn't moved heaven and earth to bring in more players during this transfer window. It's obvious this team needs freshening up, it needs the a bit of a spark, something different, and that does not come from players coming back from injury. I know we're on our best run of the season but the problems are still there, the issues of quality and consistency still affect us, and while I will absolutely agree that the chequebook is not always the answer I firmly believe that in this case it is. It's unlikely to happen though. If there's any spending it will Arshavin and that's it. The central midfielder won't be coming and we'll muddle through the rest of the season with the centre-halves that have struggled since the start. And maybe it will be enough to finish in the top 4, I sincerely hope it is, but I can't say I'm overly confident. I realise this morning's blog is a bit gloomy but it's borne out of genuine concern for our team and the way we're playing at the moment. We have 15 games left this season, it's a cliché but every single one of them is a cup final. We have to approach them with that kind of mindset. There really should be no more talk of the title, that's quite obviously a pipe-dream, but finishing in the top 4 has got to the primary aim, followed by putting things right in the summer by adding players to the squad. Right, that's about that. More, and an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    2072 2009-01-29 09:00:08 2009-01-29 09:00:08 open open everton-1-1-arsenal-van-persie-rescues-inadequate-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A flurry of Arse + Arsecast 109 http://arseblog.net/2009/01/30/a-flurry-of-arse-arsecast-109/ Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:07:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2070 Arshavin, nothing new on anyone else, nothing new on nothing much. I do have a slight hangover for the first time this year and it's making me a touch grouchy. There'll be loads of news in about two hours when Arsene talks to the official site but in the meantime we'll just have to make do. Maybe I'll have a listen to that and update the blog when it happens. Anyway, Samir Nasri says we'll 'bounce back' and reckons we're still in the title race, saying:
    There is a gap, we know that, but if we go on a run, we can make up the ground, we are sure of that. In the title race, some wins are not impressive, but we are winning without leaking goals and if we keep that up, we will be back in the title race before very long.
    I'm not sure where he gets his not leaking goals stat - in the last 5 league games we've conceded 4 goals. Yes, we had clean sheets against Portsmouth and Bolton but the defence and it's ability to concede at any time is still a problem. Abou Diaby also thinks we can win the league, saying:
    We are not going to let up until the end of the season. We are going to try to get points in every game and won't give up.
    So while I might think they're a bit on the old mental side to be even talking about the title you can't fault that kind of attitude. The Mail says Man City have come back with a £12m bid for Kolo Toure. Holy crap that's a good amount of money for Kolo. If I didn't think it'd go straight under Arsene's mattress instead of being spent on a decent replacement then I'd be sorely tempted. With just a couple of days to go until the transfer window closes I think there's going to be a flurry of activity this weekend. It's a good word, flurry, and underused, I feel. And that's the end of the news really. Not exactly a flurry of news this morning, eh? I'll update above when I listen to Arsene's chat with Arsenal TV in a while so refresh. However, there's now a flurry of Arsecast to come your way. On this week's show I'm joined by Amy Lawrence to talk about the Everton result, Robin van Persie, Arshavin, transfer stuff and a flurry of other things. Amaury Bischoff PI is in there, there's the Culture Corner and some other stuff too. No, not a flurry of it. That would be just silly. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 24mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Ok then, have yourselves a good Friday. Stand by for some more (possibly) this morning but if not there'll definitely be more tomorrow. Update: As promised some stuff from Arsene's interview with Arsenal TV: Arsene on Arshavin: He says it was 90% not done. Won't have long to wait now, it's the 29th. It's make or break. If it can be done we want to do it as quickly as possible. Other targets: "You can never rule it out. At the moment it's more important to focus on the players we have, because every game is like a big battle. We cannot afford to be distracted because we want to focus completely on the players we have. Very happy with the attitude of the group so let's do that first." Have you made any serious enquires for any player apart from Arshavin? "We have, of course, made serious enquiries but at the moment not any bid. And there you have it.]]>
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    Some bloke called Arshavin might sign - West Ham preview http://arseblog.net/2009/01/31/some-bloke-called-arshavin-might-sign-west-ham-preview/ Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2068 Andrei Arshavin is flying to London (he's so awesome I bet he doesn't even need a plane) to wrap up his move to Arsenal. Of course we should tread softly. Reports have suggested many things over the last 30 intolerable, mind-numbing days, most of which have turned out to have as much truth in them as a Richard Nixon fairytale. Wenger was full of denials yesterday. No, we hadn't agreed a fee. No, we had not applied for a work permit. No, whatever it was the journalist said we had done we hadn't actually done at all. And that has been his line throughout this whole thing. He has been giving nothing away from the Arsenal side of things. Of course there's been a huge amount of ooze emanating from Zenit and from the bloke representing Arshavin in this deal, Dennis Lachter. So for Arsene to say little and then to discover there's been all kinds of stuff going on is no surprise. At the same time I'm not holding my breath. Until I see an announcement on the official website then I'm going to treat everything with just a hint of skepticism. Nevertheless Wenger did spell out why he wanted Arshavin. When I saw the headline I thought, 'Hey this is going to be a short article. He's just going to say 'Well, anything's better than Eboue', but he went into a little more detail, saying:
    He's a guy who can go past people in the final third. He can have the key, individually and collectively.  He is an experienced player, 27, a good age and we are a very young side. You can see with the replay of the FA Cup we have the desire to do well in every competition and one more body could help us.
    And it's hard to argue with that, especially with the absence of Cesc, Walcott and Rosicky. So we'll wait and see but it does look like something's stirring. Although we've said that before. Christ, I've got to move carefully this morning, I'm sitting so directly on the fence here I'm in danger of rupturing myself. The manager also went on to talk about why he wasn't going to buy a central midfield player. Now, I'm pretty sure I've said enough about our need for a central midfielder over the last few months so I'm not going to over old ground again. However, I'm not sure Arsene's reasoning stands up to much examination. He reckons we have the talent here already, saying:
    I agree that people always want better players but many clubs when they want better players come to see us so that means our players are good. For example Milan wanted Senderos. Senderos is 22 and Milan have scouts everywhere, so that's why I believe we have the needed quality.
    So, if Senderos was so good that Milan wanted him why did we let him go? Seems a strange argument to me. Anyway, I shall continue to rely on the evidence of my own eyes and I still think this is an area where we need to buy to improve. And let's move on. We do, of course, have a rather important game of football today. West Ham, currently in their best run of form under Zola's management, arrive at the Grove today. I don't need to say how important the three points are, nothing less than a win today will do. In terms of the team I suspect he might shake it up a little bit ahead of the FA Cup replay on Tuesday. I think he might drop Adebayor (he deserves it after his Goodison Park horror show) and start Bendtner alongside van Persie. In midfield there's really not much he can do, to be honest, beyond starting Eboue on the right and choosing between Diaby and Song to partner Denilson. I know people might say he's too young but in games like this I'd be really tempted to start Wilshere on the right. People may scoff but Wilshere is obviously an exceptional talent and we had Cesc starting games when he was just 17, why not Jack? Could he offer any less than any of the other options? I don't think so. Who he plays in the centre of defence will be interesting. I'm assuming Djourou will keep his place and I think Gallas will continue, meaning Kolo's bizarre season continues. Back in the side, as captain no less, then back on the bench in no time at all. Whoever does play there though is going to have to be wary of Carlton Cole who is on a very hot streak at the moment. So fingers crossed for a good performance and the three points. I know we're on an unbeaten run but a good display coupled with the points would be a big confidence boost. Finally for today, a cheery tale. It turns out that Sp*rs, for the game next weekend, have sold tickets to Arsenal fans at the wrong price. £10 less than they should have done, in fact. When the Arsenal box office sent out the tickets to Arsenal fans they included a letter saying fans should do the right thing and pay the extra tenner. I think we all know what the 'right' thing to do here, is don't we? What are you going to spend your tenner on then? Till tomorrow.]]>
    2068 2009-01-31 09:00:42 2009-01-31 09:00:42 open open some-bloke-called-arshavin-might-sign-west-ham-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 0-0 West Ham: Bore draw as Gunners struggle to create http://arseblog.net/2009/02/01/arsenal-0-0-west-ham-bore-draw-as-gunners-struggle-to-create/ Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:06:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2066 Positives: Our unbeaten run continued. Negatives: Everything else. Maybe that's a little simplistic, as there were some good things in yesterday's game, but we blew a big chance of closing the gap on Villa and it is, even in the cold light of day with a hangover and rum encrusted around my eyes (at least I assume it's rum), hugely frustrating. I thought defensively we were very good. Carlton Cole has been in excellent form recently and he barely had a kick. West Ham didn't threaten us at all really. There was one header from a corner which Clichy headed away and that was the extent of their attacking threat. So credit to the team for nullifying the opposition. I thought Abou Diaby had a good game in central midfield. His passing was a bit wayward at times but in general he put himself about and went through the game, until his injury, with real purpose. It was the sort of performance that gives you some hope about him. However, as an attacking force we were not very good at all. On Twitter, the man from East Lower provided a rather shocking stat - since the Man United game we've only scored four goals at home in the league. Yesterday it was easy to see why and why the manager has been chasing Andrei Arshavin. We lacked creativity and over the 90 minutes we barely troubled Robert Green. The two best/only chances fell to Adebayor and he fluffed them both. The first came from a lightning break from the back, reminiscent of the kind of football we used to play so well, and when the cross came in Adebayor was on hand to put it wide. The second was a header which he delivered straight into the arms of Green. When you aren't creating much you need you main striker to be much more clinical than that and on both occasions he was found wanting. Frankly I was astonished he even started the game after his display against Everton. The manager chose to mix things up a bit and made the remarkable decision to leave Robin van Persie on the bench.  The man who has scored or created every Arsenal goal in the month of January was dropped. You can say rested if you like but that's just dressing it up. The manager says he was trying to save him from injury and I can understand that thinking to a certain extent. He looked at Adebayor and Bendtner and thought they should be good enough to trouble West Ham but to me it's still a very strange decision. When one player has been carrying the team then to remove that player leaves a very obvious gap and the fact is there's nobody else who is capable or willing to fill the gap. Adebayor was better than he was against Everton but not much. Bendtner I felt sorry for. When Eboue went off why didn't Nasri go right, Vela left and we continue with a traditional 4-4-2? I'll tell you something, Bendtner would have buried that headed chance Adebayor had - instead he was stuck out on the right wing crossing in balls for a bloke who could hardly be arsed to jump most of the time. Robin was brought on with about 25 minutes to go but he was unable to make the difference. The fact is he could have played yesterday - and I do understand the need for caution - but still had over a week to recover before the Sp*rs game next weekend. He gambled with the defence, pairing Kolo and Gallas, and it paid off. It was a good defensive performance. The gamble with van Persie was a big mistake, in my opinion, and while it's easy to say it with hindsight when you take the most creative player out of a team that is struggling to create even with him in it then a draw is no surprise. I don't even want to talk about what he said after the match because all this stuff about them defending well is bollocks. They hardly had anything to defend bar a few hopeful crosses into the box and that's bread and butter stuff for most defences. We drew because of our failure to create, pure and simple, and ultimately that comes back to the manager's decision to leave the most creative player out of the team. So while a draw is frustrating at the best of times the fact that Aston Villa were held by Wigan makes it even more so. We had a great chance to close the gap and it goes back to what I said the other day on the blog. Yes, Villa will drop points but it completely overlooks the fact that so will we. People will point to the fact that since Cesc has been injured we haven't lost a game. Which is true, but we miss him so badly it's unreal. His ability to find a pass, find that little bit of space, is vital in tight games like the one yesterday or the one against Everton in midweek. Without him our midfield is bereft of that kind of craft and it's no surprise that we're struggling at the moment. There was some good news yesterday when he revealed he might be back a bit sooner than expected but I would urge caution, no matter how much we miss him. He's dedicated and I'm sure he's looking at these games and dying to play, dying to make the difference. He needs to be 100% ready though, any kind of relapse or secondary injury would be awful. He's got to make sure his knee is completely ready and the manager has to resist the temptation to throw him back in ahead of schedule just because he needs him so badly. Again this goes back to needing more quality in central midfield and while I'm unwilling to go around banging the same drum time after time to me that's simply the heart of the matter. In relation to Andrei Arshavin the boss said:
    Nothing is happening - maybe, maybe not. It doesn't worry me either way. He can unlock defences and maybe we needed him here, but we have other players who can do that, who are not available at the moment but who could be in the next two months, like Walcott and Fabregas.
    Which is a remarkable thing to say really. I know he's hardly going to come out and say we're desperate but what are we supposed to do until those players come back? Abou Diaby was injured yesterday - which must make the boss happy because he'll have another new signing to unveil when he gets fit again (please note position of tongue which is firmly in cheek). Arshavin may not be the ideal signing. He doesn't play central midfield, he's not a strapping centre-half, but he's an industrious, creative player who will improve this team in that area of the pitch. I've been a bit indifferent about his arrival, I have to say, but no longer. I really, badly, desperately want him to sign because we need him. We need someone to provide something different, this tired, jaded, bland squad needs freshening up and I think that unless we do days like yesterday are going to be more and more commonplace. I'm genuinely concerned about whether or not we'll finish in the top 4 this season. I might run a little poll at some stage to see what people think but when presented with an opportunity to make that a little more possible yesterday we blew it. Overall, disappointing, frustrating, maddening, but sadly all too familiar.]]>
    2066 2009-02-01 09:06:09 2009-02-01 09:06:09 open open arsenal-0-0-west-ham-bore-draw-as-gunners-struggle-to-create publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arseblog understands the transfer window shuts at 5pm today http://arseblog.net/2009/02/02/arseblog-understands-the-transfer-window-shuts-at-5pm-today/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2063 Arsenal. Sky Sports 'understand' that he did that. The same way BBC Sport understood stuff in the summer and the same way that I understand that we're still not that close to an agreement with Zenit. The deadline is 5pm today and at least after that we won't have to worry about understanding, reports, dodgy agents, tricky sellers, striking players or any of the the other stuff that goes with the transfer window. Arsene has been talking about the possible arrival of Arshavin but has tried to play down his impact, saying:
    We do not need an instant saviour. There is always a danger that people always want a wonder man, but I do not believe in that. I believe we have to keep going, and accept that the expectation level on him would be very high - if he joins us. But if he doesn't join us, then I am not more pessimistic.
    We may not need a saviour or a wonder man. What we need is someone to rescue us and possibly some kind of superman. Look, here's the thing the way I see it. Yes, expectation level around Arshavin would be high, almost insane, but the only reason for that is because we need some new players and fans would see his signing as a step in the right direction. Arsene is looking for his team to be judged at the end of the season and while that's obviously the best time to pass judgement it's asking people to ignore the evidence in front of them. And on the basis of that argument if we waited until the end of last season to judge we could have said 'Good side, not quite good enough to win the title, but with a couple of canny additions it would pose a real threat'. So when we go into the next season with a team and a squad that is actually weaker than the one which came close the previous season then it's a bit much to ask people not to judge. Anyway, back to Arshavin. I hope he signs. I really do. It would provide us with a fresh face, somebody to give the squad a boost, and, perhaps, somebody who might make the difference in the kind of game we drew against West Ham. Obviously I'd love another player or two as well but I just don't see that happening. We don't know yet the extent of the injuries to Diaby and Eboue. I suspect the former is far more serious than the latter but if injuries mounted up (even further) a loan signing to add some depth to the central midfield area might not be beyond the realms of possibility. But look at me getting all giddy. Chances are Arshavin is still in St Petersburg, Arsenal will sign nobody and Eboue will be our central midfielder until Cesc returns (see what I'm doing here? Good). Please note blog will continue on my return from the school run which may take some time due to the terrible snow...I'm just making sure you all have arses to play with. Right, the blog will continue now. Not sure with what though. It seems Arshavin is in Hertfordshire. And I understand he's having a bacon sandwich and a cup of Earl Grey. Reports suggest he's going to build a snowman in the garden of his hotel and he has specifically requested that the kitchen provide him with a carrot and two spuds so he can make either a nose and two eyes or something a little more rude, depending on how he feels. I need breakfast. More tomorrow.]]>
    2063 2009-02-02 09:00:51 2009-02-02 09:00:51 open open arseblog-understands-the-transfer-window-shuts-at-5pm-today publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin saga almost over, and not a moment too soon http://arseblog.net/2009/02/03/arshavin-saga-almost-over-and-not-a-moment-too-soon/ Tue, 03 Feb 2009 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2061 Andrei Arshavin who is, gauging by the reaction of yesterday's events, somewhere between Jesus, Santa and Luke fucking Skywalker. Don't get me wrong here, I wanted him to sign, but the frenzy some people worked themselves up into over it was just incredible. Let's look at Arseblog, for example. On a busy day there's somewhere between 1,500 and 2,000 comments. At the moment we're up over the 4,400 mark. A regular day sees somewhere in the region of 25,000 visitors chug along to the site. Yesterday we fell just short of 50,000, in one day. For a site that updates in the morning and wasn't even doing live updates that's mad. I've said it before. The summer is the busiest time on Arseblog. June, July and August bring the most visitors to this blog about football at a time when there isn't even any football. Yesterday was like all 3 summer months wrapped up in one 12 hour period. Mental. Of course I understand people wanting news and all that but it was crazy. The likes of Sky Sports News didn't help either. Their bluster machine must have changed their story about 20 times. "It's on!" - "It's off!" - "He's going back to Russia in a private jet!" - "He's having a medical!" - "Fee has been agreed, personal terms have been agreed!" - "He's sitting weeping in the corner!" And so on and on and on and on and on and on and on. It was done, then it wasn't, it was on, then it was off, then on again, then Zenit would say it was off, someone else would 'understand' it wasn't and basically it was all just tedious beyond belief. And it was hardly a surprise that so much information was spewing out, like yellow shite from a new born's arse. Dennis Lachter, representing Arshavin in this deal, was seemingly quite willing to share information with anyone who sent him a text - his mobile number being available via the FIFA website. When you consider Zenit appear to have about 42 different spokespeople then it all adds to the mix. All the while Arsenal have been silent. It might be frustrating for fans but fans should really get over themselves. If this has proved anything it's how incredibly complex some transfer negotiations are. It's not like Championship Manager. It's not that easy to buy a player and Arsenal are under no obligation to share the details of their negotiations with anyone. I'm told that Zenit were extremely difficult to deal with and have been, not just yesterday, but ever since the initial contact was made. However, it seems we called their bluff. Arshavin wanted out, desperately, and in the end they knew they had to sell. We made them go right to the wire and while we won't announce the fee it's certainly not as high as the one Zenit announced yesterday. It might not even be as high as the one you see in some newspapers this morning. We played hardball, it was risky - as it always is - but it appears to have paid off. As it stands all the required documentation has been submitted to the Premier League and the transfer is expected to be ratified this morning. We should get official confirmation from the club shortly afterwards. Now, given the way this transfer has gone it wouldn't be a surprise if there was another twist but all going well Arshavin will be an Arsenal player. Word is he's going to wear the number 23 shirt and the best thing about his arrival is that we don't have to deal with any more speculation, rumour, innuendo, tittle-tattle, hearsay, scuttlebutt or people who 'understand' or are 'led to believe'. We can get on with the business of him being an Arsenal player, playing football for Arsenal. And Jesus Christ monkeyballs you have no idea how happy I am about that. While we'd all like our transfers to be more like Eduardo, who popped up on Arsenal.com without so much as a hint from anywhere, you have to accept that often the other people involved in the transfer will try and use the media for their own agenda. Both Zenit and Lachter have done just that throughout the course of these protracted and almost epic negotiations. Neither of them were singing off the same hymn sheet and they know and understand that fans are desperate for news. A leak here, a leak there, to try and pressure Arsenal. It didn't work in the end, not for them anyway. Maybe it's a sad reflection of our team that there was so much interest in this one player. Yes, he can make a difference, yes he can bring something new to our team and something which we really need at this moment in time, but it's almost like folk are more interested in signing players than the actual football. It's weird. As I said I'm glad he's joining us but I think when people step back a bit and look at the circus that surrounded his arrival ... I dunno, it's all just a bit distasteful, in my opinion. Ok, onto other news. Tonight's FA Cup game against Cardiff has been postponed due to the bad weather in England at the moment. It's rescheduled for Monday Feb 16th and will be live on Setanta. Our crappy snow here in Dublin seems to have gone away so I'm hoping my game of football won't be called off tonight. Beyond that there's not much else happening. It's a shame the Cardiff game is off because it would have been a perfect way to draw a line under everything else. As it is we've just got to wait until Sunday for the North London derby and all the build-up to that. Will Arshavin play? Where will he play? Arshavin is living in a hotel! No, he's living in an apartment! His family are coming with him! No, they're not. He's splitting up with his wife who never wanted to leave Russia! No, that's a lie - I just made that up so it'd sound like I had some kind of inside track. AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH - I've caught Sky Sports. Mañana, Owlfans.]]> 2061 2009-02-03 09:00:21 2009-02-03 09:00:21 open open arshavin-saga-almost-over-and-not-a-moment-too-soon publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arshavin signs at last - normality can resume http://arseblog.net/2009/02/04/arshavin-signs-at-last-normality-can-resume/ Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2059 Andrei Arshavin is 'gooner'. He is an Arsenal player. After what seemed like an interminable wait yesterday the club offically announced his arrival with the usual quotey stuff from all concerned. Arsene Wenger said:
    He is a player I have admired for a long time. He is a versatile player with great experience, who will add real quality to our squad. Andrei is an exciting impact player with a huge amount of ability.
    Arshavin said:
    I am so happy to be joining Arsenal. They are one of the leading football clubs in the world, with a group of fantastic young players and a great manager. I am looking forward to making the Arsenal supporters happy and helping this great Club win trophies.
    While John Q Public said:
    Is it really over? Can I go back living a normal life now? My wife has threatened to leave me if I so much as mention his name again. I haven't slept for 17 days and I'm hallicunating like Hunter S Thompson on the way to Las Vegas.
    So we can now try and return to something approaching normality again. We've signed ourselves a very good player who will most definitely add something to our squad. He's quick, a good finisher, has an eye for a pass in the final third and he's not Eboue. I suspect that he's going to play wide right but we'll have to see what the manager has in store for him. I watched his interview on Arsenal.com last night and he already speaks pretty good English. It's not 'perfect' like some of the papers have suggested but it's good enough. At one point the interviewer asked him whether or not he'd been in touch with Pavlyuchenko before his move. Arshavin said "No", as if the interviewer was a total idiot, then said "He is no friend of mine", in a fantastically Russian way. He's going to wear the number 23 shirt, which I'm glad about. 13 would have been a bad idea, in my opinion, and now he just has to deal with the level of expectation that surrounds him. There are still some issues to be ironed out in terms of his working visa and I believe he has to go back to Russia to do that. I would be surprised if he was part of the squad for the game against Sp*rs but you never know. There's also a lot of talk about how the deal was done almost 24 hours after the deadline has passed but frankly I don't give two hoots about that. If it were another club I'd certainly point and say 'Fix! This is a disgrace! How dare they?! That player should be taken out the back and shot in the face until dead!', but, you know, this isn't another club. And if Rafa's in a rage, Fergie's fuming, Martin's moaning or Big Phil is Big Phurious, the crotchety Brazilian rapper, I just don't care. They call all stick it right up their collective holes. Or individual holes. Whatever. Once something gets stuck up their holes I'm happy enough. The transfer window is now closed, thankfully, the squad is complete between now and the end of the season, and we can get on with the football again. Arshavin will boost the fans and the rest of the team and while we'll all be hoping for an immediate impact I think we have to be a bit realistic about what he can bring in the first couple of weeks at least. He's not exactly match fit, he'll be adapting to a new league, new country etc, but fingers crossed he can settle in asap. Obviously the deal was a very complicated one, for various reasons, and Ivan Gazidis, the new CEO has spoken about it, being concerned at:
    Unscrupulous operators and third parties taking money out of the game” and of “practices that would not be permissible in American sports leagues.
    The article in the Times says " He does not expand — and is quick to say that he is not necessarily talking about all agents or those involved in the deal to sign Andrey Arshavin from Zenit St Petersburg", which is kind of funny. This is the only deal Gazidis has been involved in so unless he's speaking about football in general it's fairly obvious he's having a little dig at the people he had to deal with to complete the Arshavin signing. I mean, he could well be talking about football in general, we all know the grubby hands of agents get into all the nooks and crannies, but chances are he means Zenit and co. And that's about it. How nice it is not to have to worry about it any more. Props to my pal over at Gunnerblog and the guys at AST for maintaining a measure of sanity over the last few days. A shining beacon in a sea of scatterbrained hyperbole. People love info but unless that info has some kind of basis in fact then it's worthless. Finally, you might have noticed a few changes with the blog. Hang tight, some things might look a bit funny and the fonts etc might change throughout the morning but after that we should be set. If you do have problems viewing the left hand side of the blog post, click the blog title and you can read it unhindered. We're working on getting this fixed as soon as possible. More tomorrow.]]>
    2059 2009-02-04 09:00:46 2009-02-04 09:00:46 open open arshavin-signs-at-last-normality-can-resume publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin signing brings about peace http://arseblog.net/2009/02/05/arshavin-signing-brings-about-peace/ Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2057 Andrei Arshavin saga was the fact that it provided a great deal of copy. Now that it's over there appears to be a kind of a lull. Not an interlull, as there are no annoying international games, but a lull all the same. We might call it a translull or an Arshlull but the fact remains that there's not much going on. The issue of whether or not the transfer was done in time appears to be still racketing around the place. Various reports this morning suggest that Aston Villa might broach the subject at a Premier League meeting today and I'm sure they're probably within their rights to do so. There are rumours than Alex Ferguson is ready to stick his oar in. Fine. If they want clarification of the deal then I'm sure the Premier League will be happy to provide it. I don't think for one second that it will change anything though. The deal is signed, sealed, rubber stamped and delivered. Arshavin is an Arsenal player, end of story. He's been talking about the challenges that face him in terms of settling in and improving his English, saying:
    Naturally there are problems with English because I don't know the language very well and can just chat about basic every day things. And today I was sitting in the changing room and it was all French - now that's a language I have a lot of problems with!
    Well, I'm sure his Franglish will improve in time. Quite whether or not he's going to be involved on Sunday yet remains to be seen. With our midfield set to be rather on the light side due to suspension and injury, the manager might well be tempted to have him on the bench, provided all the necessary documentation is in place. We don't know for sure yet but Eboue could be injured, Diaby is definitely out through suspension at least, and with no Cesc, Rosicky or Walcott it leaves us a bit light going into the North London derby. Anyway, everything will become much more clear in the next couple of days. Now though there's nothing else to tell you - but that should not be a problem. In the aftermath of the Arshblizzard you should simply luxuriate in the nothing. Bask in its empty and non-existent glow. Let it wash over you, a cleansing zilch so we can start fresh and look forward to Sp*rs on Sunday. Till tomorrow, Arshfans.]]>
    2057 2009-02-05 09:00:16 2009-02-05 09:00:16 open open arshavin-signing-brings-about-peace publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Coppell 30 years bitter - Adebayor + Arsecast 110 http://arseblog.net/2009/02/06/coppell-30-years-bitter-adebayor-arsecast-110/ Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2055 none of the 19 Premier League teams had any objection to the Andrei Arshavin transfer, Reading manager Steve Coppell has apparently called it a 'sham'. Quite what it has to do with Steve Coppell is beyond me. I suspect, like so many others, he has been footballistically traumatised by Arsenal down the years. Many players carry scars. For example, John Aldridge was commentating on Irish radio when Liverpool beat us in the Champions League at Anfield last season and he was full of mustachioed glee because he felt that result was some kind of revenge for Anfield 89. He's actually doing a radio ad here at the moment where he asks people to send in their old mobile phones and printers and the like to help a children's hospital. 'What a lazy fucker', I thought. 'If he was a real Scouser, and he really wanted to help, he'd just go out and steal them'. Anyway, the point is that Coppell too has been on the end of an Arsenal induced wound. 1979 it was. Coppell wore number 7 for Man United in the FA Cup final. A game which we led for a long time until two late goals pegged us back late on. Coppell then watched Liam Brady take it from the kick-off, dribble through two United players, pass it to Graham Rix who crossed it to Alan Sunderland who scored the goal which nearly made me wet my little pants with joy and he's never gotten over it. Never. So now, 30 years later he still carries the scars. When he goes to sleep at night he sees the Sunderland afro steaming in at the back post to score the winner and he weeps bitter tears. There can be no other explanation for his annoyance at a transfer which isn't even happening in the division in which he's managing. Message to Coppell: 3-2. That is all. Meanwhile ahead of the North London derby on Sunday we're still a bit up in the air with regards the team. We know Diaby is out. Eboue might or might not be out and there's still no word whether or not Arshavin will be involved on Sunday or not. One man who will be though is Emmanuel Adebayor. He's struggling for form this season and his workrate seems to have gone the way of his touch in front of goal but he has a truly remarkable record when it comes to Sp*rs. I think he's got something like 8 or 9 goals against them in his Arsenal career and to have that kind of player, the one where opposition fans think 'Oh that cunt always scores against us', is a valuable thing. However, he knows he's not playing well, which is a good thing I suppose, and is under no illusions as to the importance of Sunday's game, saying:
    Sp*rs is always a great occasion - nobody has to motivate you, this comes on its own simply because we are playing Sp*rs. I hope to do something good and that we can take the three points. It is always great to do that against Sp*rs, especially for our fans.
    And with the memory of the 4-4 at the Grove still fresh in my mind, at least, I'm looking for some kind of payback on Sunday. Any old kind of payback will do provided we come away with the three points. There'll be more on team news and what have you tomorrow after Arsene talks to the media today. Quick update: In an interview with Arsenal TV online Eboue has declared himself fit after hobbling out of the West Ham game. No surprise really. Right then, we might as well get on with the Arsecast. On this week's show I chat with GilbertoSilver of Gunnerblog about Arshavin, his arrival, his eventual deployment and whether his signing marks a change in Arsene's thinking about his team. We also look ahead to the Sp*rs game. As well as that the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a Tale of the Unexpected and other stuff too. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Happy listening, more tomorrow.]]>
    2055 2009-02-06 09:00:31 2009-02-06 09:00:31 open open coppell-30-years-bitter-adebayor-arsecast-110 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up + possible good news about Cesc http://arseblog.net/2009/02/07/saturday-round-up-possible-good-news-about-cesc/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2053 Andrei Arshavin. He was only due back in London last night after sorting out his affairs in Russia so it remains to be seen whether or not he'll take part. Arsene Wenger said:
    I will see what kind of shape he is in tomorrow to see if he will be involved in the squad or not.
    I know it's a risk and the manager says he has reservations but I think he'll have him on the bench. When you go past the four midfielders we have, which hardly represent the cream of our crop, then you're looking at the teenagers - Ramsey, Wilshere and Vela (who is a striker, let's not forget) - to make the difference should it be required. He may not have had a full pre-season or played a match since November but Arshavin is a professional athlete and should be capable of a 20-30 minute cameo if it's required. The importance of the game is hardly worth mentioning. For us we need to win games to keep up in the race for the top 4, for them it's a case of dragging themselves out of the mire. They do have an annoying habit of scoring first in many of the recent games so hopefully our defence can stand firm and Wenger has identified Adebayor as the man to make the difference at the other end. The Mirror has a run down of his eight goals in eight North London derbies and that kind of a player, even if he is in poor form, always troubles the opposition. We have a couple of those ourselves, who always seem to score against us, so perhaps Sp*rs keeping a closer eye on Adebayor might free up some space for others, not least Robin van Persie. There's a good interview with him in the Daily Mail this morning and he now sounds like a much more mature person and we're seeing the benefit of that this season. Well, that and the fact he's not injured non-stop. I don't think were ever any real doubts over his talent, he has produced truly world class goals since he joined the club, but has never been able to stretch his influence over a whole season. In the interview he talks about the club's position at the moment, saying:
    I appreciate we have to first catch Villa. But it's not my ambition to finish ahead of Villa. That's not how I started the season. For the moment this is not good enough. It's not our aim to be fifth. But we are working hard to change that.
    And the focus is on the team, not himself:
    This is not an individual sport and my first thought is what I want to achieve with my team. And only if you achieve something with your team can you then sit back and reflect on the contribution you made to that team.
    It's a good read, some of the comments about Henry and 'that look' are funny and very interesting, and although Adebayor has the scoring record against Sp*rs, if I had to put money on any Arsenal player making the difference tomorrow it would be Robin. Some final thoughts on the game in tomorrow's blog. Now, onto other news and some good news regarding Cesc. According to his doctor he may be fit enough to play against Roma in the Champions League at the end of the month. According to him:
    The Arsenal doctors said it normally takes three-and-a-half months to recover because of the way it happened. But I believe he will return quicker than then. The one that will know best is the player. I saw him last week. He passed the tests, there had been a clear improvement and ... what is even better is that he could recover more quickly than is considered normal, which is very good.
    Now that is way ahead of schedule so while on the one hand I want it to be true on the other I'd be more than a touch cautious. Cesc's enthusiasm and desire to play might mean he considers himself ready when he might not be quite fit. We've seen it before. Robin van Persie admitted to coming back quicker than he should have, so frustrated was he with being out injured and not playing. It's normal, I think, at every level for a footballer to want to play badly enough that you ignore what your body is telling you. If he is back at the end of this month then it's brilliant news, the team needs him, no question, but let's make sure he is 100% fit. No relapses, no little niggles, just 100% Cesc. Oooh, that makes my spine tingle a bit. In a very manly way though. Leopold is back on the real ANR with Pipe aboard the new cadet to the good ship Arsenal. Right then, that's your lot. Have a good Saturday, more tomorrow.]]>
    2053 2009-02-07 09:00:40 2009-02-07 09:00:40 open open saturday-round-up-possible-good-news-about-cesc publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sp*rs preview + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/02/08/sprs-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2050 Villa, who continued their relentless run of form yesterday, and nothing less than three points will do today. Even then we'll find ourselves closer to Chelsea than to Martin O'Neill's side. A big performance is needed today and we need the big players to be on their game. Adebayor, van Persie, Nasri all have to contribute in an attacking sense and at the back we have to make sure we don't give stupid goals away like we've been doing all season long. There are all kinds of reports in the papers this morning about Barcelona wanting Adebayor, RVP and Cesc next season (apparently Barcelona made a ridiculous offer of cash + Hleb for van Persie - are they fucking stupid or what?), and the News of the World quotes an 'Arsenal source' who says those three players will leave if we don't get Champions League football next season. Now, as we know an 'Arsenal source' is just a handy way of shit-stirring, and it's way too early to get involved in any summer transfer speculation, but the fact remains that it will be difficult to keep those players, and attract new players of similar quality if we don't finish in the top 4. The club have spoken about how we can cope with the financial side of things if we don't but not once have they mentioned the football repercussions. So as well as the importance that comes with every North London derby comes the importance of ensuring a top 4 finish. Every game is like a cup final now. Cliché, yes. True, yes. They used the game at the Grove as a bit of a kick-start to their season not long after Redknapp arrived. Since then things have gone downhill for them and they'll be looking at today's game as a way of doing the same, boosting confidence and dragging themselves out of the relegation battle they're in. They are going to be up for this in a big way and we have to match them. However, our boys should be burning with revenge after the 4-4 at home and if they need any more motivation they just need to look at the league table. Without 3 points today we'll find ourselves 6 points away from the Champions League places with just 13 games to go and Everton breathing down our necks. We're certainly capable of getting a result today. Our record against them is good, our record in 'big' games this season is good (and while Sp*rs aren't a 'big' side like United, Liverpool or Chelsea, this is a big game, no doubt about it), and we've got players who can turn games. We need 100% right from the start though and as much as we need our big players to turn up we've got to hope the midfield quartet can contribute in a positive way too. I don't really know what else to say about this other than - COME ON ARSENAL. Around the Sundays there's some stuff about Arshavin in the People and the NotW, Amy Lawrence writes in today's Observer about the deal and its importance to Arsenal, and the in the Sunday Mirror Arsene Wenger bigs up Robin van Persie. Right, that's about that. I'm going to trudge around and get the Sunday papers, then it's home, breakfast, and then the football. Come on you reds.]]> 2050 2009-02-08 09:00:10 2009-02-08 09:00:10 open open sprs-preview-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Spurs 0-0 Arsenal: Ten battle bravely to make up for one's stupidity http://arseblog.net/2009/02/09/spurs-0-0-arsenal-ten-battle-bravely-to-make-up-for-ones-stupidity/ Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2048 Arshavin or Eduardo, two players who, even in a brief cameo, have the quality to make something happen. Instead we had to consolidate, make sure we didn't concede, then try and nick something. The first two tasks were accomplished, the third, and most vital, was beyond us today. And so we come to Eboue. For the first 20 minutes or so he was probably our best player. He was popping up all over the place, driving towards goal and positive in everything he did. Afterwards Arsene Wenger was furious that the goal he apparently scored was disallowed and while there didn't seem to be much wrong with it the whistle had gone long before he put the ball in the net. But there are two distinct sides to Eboue and the one most familar to Arsenal fans emerged shortly after. He talked himself into the first booking. After Sp*rs had been given a free kick he kept chatting to referee Mike Dean, the most card happy ref in the league, and didn't take the hint. I was looking at it thinking 'Shut up Eboue. Shut up!', and eventually, after being told three times and not stopping he was given a yellow card. Eboue gets  his first yellow card against SpursAt that point I wanted Wenger to take him off. Dean had dished out 7 red cards before today and I had no faith in Eboue to not get another one. Perhaps Arsene thinks his players are intelligent enough to calm themselves down, to realise they're dealing with a referee who doesn't think twice before delivering a card, and perhaps most of them are intelligent to realise that. I don't think that's the case with Eboue. Shortly after Adebayor had pulled up with a hamstring injury Eboue got himself sent off. His kick out at Modric was an act of crass stupidity and selfishness, his patting of Modric on the back after the Sp*rs player was booked was frankly embarrassing as he thought he gotten away with it, and the red card was really no less than he deserved. He let the team, fans and manager down badly and the hastily arranged damage limitation exercise on the official website is even more maddening. Instead of fully taking responsibility for his actions, something which might at least appease a certain number of fans, he has chosen to blame the referee. And such is his way. He won't ever change and to see somebody like him in an Arsenal shirt is hard to take for me. He's a serial cheat who lives in his own little world, where what happens to Eboue is the most important thing. At a crucial time of the season and in an incredibly important game he proved himself to be nothing more than a liability. To be honest I'd be just as happy if I never saw him in an Arsenal shirt again. He'll serve a one-match ban and hopefully at that stage Arshavin will have established himself on the right hand side of midfield. Wenger can talk all he wants about how the red card was harsh but we could all see it coming a mile off. Perhaps there's some scope to question the manager but when he didn't really have a right midfield option (Arshavin not being fit enough to do more than 20 minutes), ultimately the blame lies with Eboue. In the post match press conference Arsene was asked if he thought Eboue had the temperament for big matches. While normally he backs his players fully he was hesitant and said:
    "I don't know. I believe ... if he has retaliated today ... we'll see. I want first to see before I assess the situation".
    It will be interesting to see what happens when he does see because the evidence is right there. I don't think there's another top flight club where Eboue would have played as much, been given so many chances, so often the benefit of the doubt. And yet he continues to let down the man who gives him these chances. Arsene's patience with him seems endless but surely this must be too much. In the second half we really dug in. There were some very good performances, Gallas and Song both played very well and overall the effort was good. We even had a couple of chances. One which fell to Song from a corner which he really should have scored from - to put it wide from 6 yards was a poor effort. I know he's not a striker but he should have done better with that. Robin van Persie cracked a shot wide and late on Bendtner forced a good save from Cuducini. Sp*rs could have won it right at the death too. They broke from an Arsenal corner, the ball was played to Modric but Manuel Almunia capped a fine game by making a very good save. So in the circumstances the point was well earned but in the end it comes down to more ground being lost on those top 4 positions. We've only scored one goal in our last four games. We're struggling desperately from an attacking point of view and we can only hope the arrival of Arshavin and the reintroduction of Eduardo will go some way to addressing that. Adebayor will be out for at least three weeks with his hamstring strain and maybe that's no bad thing. He was poor again yesterday and maybe if he has to fight his way back into the team when he's fit again it'll be to everyone's benefit. The bottom line though is that we need to start winning games. We've drawn 6 of our last 9 league games and while being unbeaten is a good thing, of course, too many draws and you start losing ground in a hurry. In the last 7 games we've only conceded 3 goals so perhaps the defensive improvement has come at the cost of attacking verve. As it stands we're 5 behind Chelsea, 7 behind Villa, and Liverpool and United are out of sight now. Our next league game is not until the 21st of the month. There's a round of internationals this week then the FA Cup replay against Cardiff this day week. With many players away it's going to be a difficult week for the manager to get his team together and work on the things that obviously need to be worked on. Cardiff is a hugely important game but in the longer term Sunderland is where we really need to get going again. Have a good Monday.]]>
    2048 2009-02-09 09:00:34 2009-02-09 09:00:34 open open spurs-0-0-arsenal-ten-battle-bravely-to-make-up-for-ones-stupidity publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Eduardo's comeback could be the spark we need http://arseblog.net/2009/02/10/eduardos-comeback-could-be-the-spark-we-need/ Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2046 World Cup qualifiers this week and while we'll be hoping, as usual, that we come through without picking up any injuries, most eyes this week will be on Croatia and Eduardo. He made the bench on Sunday against Sp*rs and will play some part in their game against Romania tomorrow. Croatia coach Slaven Bilic says:
    Having spoken to Arsene Wenger and seen their practice sessions, I am assured that Eduardo is in great shape and he will play a part in Bucharest although he will not start. It could be a turning point in his quest to resurrect his career, as it's clear to both Wenger and me that he can no longer make progress from practice only.
    Some might question the wisdom of him going away on international duty but I don't see the problem. He needs to get playing time under his belt, he also needs competitive action to gain confidence and if there is a problem, or if he picks up any little niggly injury, then it's as likely to happen when he's playing for us as when he's playing for Croatia. If he comes through it well then it's an important step in his rehabilitation. I always felt that his absence was a big factor in our slump last season. Leaving aside the shock of his injury, which obviously affected the team, he was the kind of player who could have made a difference in that sequence of draws which ultimately saw us drop out of the title race. Maybe the reverse will be true this time - his re-emergence for the Arsenal might help move us back up the table. Fingers crossed all goes well for him. One man not going away is Andrei Arshavin. I read last week that Guus Hiddink (new Chelsea manager anyone?) was going to allow the Owly one to stay in London to acclimatise but going through the fixtures I can't see that Russia even have a game. Anyway, those expecting to see him make his debut against Cardiff in the FA Cup will be disappointed to hear that he is ineligible for this match due to the fact he was not registered as an Arsenal player when the first game took place at Ninian Park. This means that his debut will come, at the earliest, against Sunderland on Saturday week. Meanwhile Robin van Persie has bemoaned the amount of draws the team are picking up. As I mentioned yesterday we've drawn 6 of our last 9 games and van Persie knows more goals are needed, saying:
    We are not scoring enough goals, we are not playing well enough but everyone stays positive and we are trying to help each other. The basics are there, it's just up to us to finish it off now.
    And he's looking for the reinforcements to make a difference:
    Everyone is just really happy that Eduardo is back. Hopefully he can play, the sooner the better. Arshavin has also looked good in training so there is more to come.
    One thing we desperately lack though is creativity from midfield. While we have tightened up at the back the supply to the strikers has dried up in the absence of Fabregas and even Theo who is capable of making space and providing the final ball. To expect van Persie to continue scoring and making goals at the rate he had been was too much, I think, the burden needs to be shared and unfortunately nobody else has stepped up. Adebayor has struggled - George Graham blasted him yesterday for underperforming since getting his new contract - and there's no denying that. However, while there's no doubt he needs to work harder and put himself about more you can't ignore the fact that what the strikers are being fed from midfield are mere morsels compared to what went before. I'm not making excuses for him, by any means, but that's a fact. Let's face it, he hasn't even had the supply to miss the three or four good chances he apparently misses every game. So hopefully the introduction of Arshavin will provide us with a bit more from midfield and when you think about Arshavin, then Walcott and Cesc coming back into the team it's easy to see how we can improve. I think if we find the proper partner for Cesc, and I still remain to be convinced by any of the candidates currently at the club, then we have the makings a very strong midfield. For now though, we've got what we've got and let's hope we can forge some kind of decent unit out of them. I suppose before the end we have to touch on the sacking of Tony Adams by Portsmouth. He has made no secret of the fact he desperately wants the Arsenal job one day but at the moment that looks little more than a daydream. He's been a bit unlucky at Portsmouth, he took over a squad which was struggling, lost good players to transfers and injuries, but the jury is still very much out on whether or not he's capable of managing at the top level. Right, that'll be that. Have a good day.]]>
    2046 2009-02-10 09:00:47 2009-02-10 09:00:47 open open eduardos-comeback-could-be-the-spark-we-need publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Gilberto returns, sadly only for Brazil + Theo & Bendtner http://arseblog.net/2009/02/11/gilberto-returns-sadly-only-for-brazil-theo-bendtner/ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2043 Brazil play Italy at the Grove (2-0 Brazil) and a return to the old stomping ground for Gilberto Silva. He's enjoying life in Greece it seems, and nobody could begrudge him that. Speaking about the current Arsenal side and its troubles, he says:
    It's only my opinion, and I could be proved wrong, but I think Arsenal made a mistake letting some of the more experienced players go. He thought it would be good for the development of the younger players. They're having to learn for themselves and that's hard. These players need to find that killer instinct. They can get there but it takes time. I hope it comes quickly.
    It's proving a tall order for some of them and I wonder now does Wenger regret letting the Brazilian leave. Yes, he had found himself frozen out by the form of Flamini but last summer Flamini had gone, Diarra had gone in the January, and when Gilberto was allowed to leave everyone assumed a suitable replacement would be forthcoming. We all know now it wasn't and I think we can all see what a mistake that was. What I wouldn't give now for his experience, his leadership, his ability to step up when needed. Remember when he captained the side in Henry's absence? Remember the fact he got into double figures in goals? When the team needed him he was there. Now, in the absence of Cesc and with the others struggling to prove their readiness, he'd be a fantastic player to have in the squad. Now, I'm not saying he was perfect but he's better than what we have at the moment and I'll argue that with you till the cows come home. It's a measure of the man too that despite how poorly he was treated, and I think he got a bum deal from Arsene Wenger, he remains a gentleman about the manager and about his time at Arsenal. I miss Gilberto. Theo Walcott says he could be back in contention for the Champions League game against Roma. He's still in the rehab stages but the signs are good this could be the end of his shoulder problems. He's also looking forward to playing with the new boy, Andrei Arshavin, saying:
    When he gets his fitness back up, he will be a top player for us definitely. I have seen him on YouTube a lot, watching how he plays, the balls he can spot. He can do unbelievable passes. He is going to be a good addition to the squad.
    In the absence of newly crowned African Player of the Year, Emmanuel Adebayor, it's likely that Nicklas Bendtner will get the nod to partner Robin van Persie. As usual the big Dane is not short on self-confidence, saying:
    I still feel that when I play my best, I should start, regardless of who is fit or who is injured. Of course, chances for me have improved with someone else out injured. But I still hope that he (Adebayor) will be back soon, as we need him in the team.
    I think it's probably fair to say we haven't seen the best of Bendtner this season but he is only 20 years of age. His style does him no favours, he's a bit Kanu-esque in his loping about the pitch, but he doesn't have the tricks of the Nigerian to wow the crowd. But he's capable of scoring goals and while his return isn't great so far this season it's kind of on a par with the rest of the team. When he had a run of games earlier in the season due to injuries elsewhere I think he'd admit he didn't do himself justice. Now we need him to take this new chance. Perhaps the increased competition for places up front will be a spur to all the forwards. Eduardo's coming back, Arshavin can play the 'number 10' role, Theo will be back and if Arshavin is starting at right midfield then he becomes an option up front, Carlos Vela is in the mix. If only we had those kind of options in other areas of the pitch. It wouldn't be a surprise to see Bendtner and Vela start against Cardiff. They seemed to have a good understanding in some of the Carling Cup games earlier in the season. Let's wait and see. Arsenal Youth has some info on Amaury Bischoff PI scoring for Portugal U21s and some English players involved in the Arsenal U19 squad. Other than that it's pretty quiet so keep your fingers crossed our guys come through tonight's internationals without picking up any injuries, more tomorrow.]]>
    2043 2009-02-11 09:00:23 2009-02-11 09:00:23 open open gilberto-returns-sadly-only-for-brazil-theo-bendtner publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    An injured Thursday blog http://arseblog.net/2009/02/12/an-injured-thursday-blog/ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2040 Eduardo. He's spent since February last year in the treatment room. Imagine how boring that must be: "I'm so bored. Oh Hello, Abou! You're injured too. A little company for me. Great!" *some time later* "Oh goodbye, Abou! Best of luck in your comeback". *90 minutes later* "Oh hello, Abou! You're injured too. A little company for me. Fantastic!" *some time later* "Oh goodbye, Abou! Best of luck in your comeback". *90 minutes later* "Oh hello, Abou! You're injured again. A little company for me. Capital!" It's the tedium that drives them mad, you know. Anyway, Eduardo played for Croatia last night and set up a goal for Niko Kranjcar in 2-1 win. He came on after an hour and coming through a game like that will do his confidence the world of good. I fully expect him to available for us from now on. I think he'll start from the bench at first but there's no reason why he can't be pushing for a start in the next few weeks. There are no reports, as yet, of any injuries coming from elsewhere so I'm keeping my fingers crossed everyone came through unscathed. And if there has been scathing then I shall be very cross indeed. The last thing we need now is for our players to be scathed. Arsene Wenger has been talking about 'shared leadership' in the Arsenal team. Again you can see where he's coming from, kind of, but the official website churns out another story which really does him no favours. Where, amongst the other 10 players against Sp*rs, was the leadership to tell Eboue to calm the fuck down and not get himself sent off? It's all well and good talking about leadership but one of the problems this season is that we've been a bit rudderless on the pitch. It's hard to say Cesc's appointment as captain had addressed that because he was injured so soon afterwards - and while the concept of 11 leaders on the pitch is nice, it doesn't really work like that. As in anything else there are leaders and there are followers and when you ask followers to lead then you end up creating folleaders who go around in circles confusing themselves and everyone else. I'm all for everyone taking responsibility but a team needs proper leaders, we don't need an on-pitch committee. Some pictures of Andrei Arshavin training? Why not? It's a slow day. There are all kinds of reports floating around about Stephen Appiah. The Ghana player has been desperately searching for a club since the summer. He's been doing the rounds, trials here, there and everywhere and nobody has offered him a deal. Chances of him signing for Arsenal = 0. And that's an exact number right there. And there you have it. There really is nothing else going on this morning and it's likely to be boring for the next couple of days because we don't play until Monday. Which is rubbish. What are we supposed to do to pass the time? Drink our faces off? It's the only answer. You know it. More tomorrow.]]> 2040 2009-02-12 09:00:42 2009-02-12 09:00:42 open open an-injured-thursday-blog publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Slow Friday + Arsecast 111 http://arseblog.net/2009/02/13/slow-friday-arsecast-111/ Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2038 William Gallas, the continued slump in the housing market, what he thinks of that mad woman who had eight babies, the game against Sp*rs, his attempts to sign the rabbit from Donnie Darko to strengthen up our defence, Monday's night's game against Cardiff and why monkeys on jet-skates would be 17 times more hilarious than monkeys on surfboards. In the meantime all we've got is a bit of team news. Abou Diaby will miss the game due to being Abou Diaby while there are doubts over Aaron Ramsey who limped out of Wales' international the other night. With Eboue suspended it leaves our midfield even lighter than usual. Could it mean a starting spot for Jack Wilshere on the right hand side? I'd like to see that, I have to say. I have a feeling he'll rest van Persie and the boss says he may choose not to use Eduardo even though he's 'ready to go'. Sadly we have the whole weekend to speculate over the possible line-up because we're not playing until Monday. Eduardo has been talking about his comeback and he's determined to make an impact, saying:
    I am thrilled to be back. This will help at Arsenal. I’m glad the fans saw I wasn’t afraid. I was nervous before the game but everything went well.
    I can understand if the boss doesn't start him against Cardiff but he's got to be a sub, at least. It'd be fantastic for him to make his Arsenal comeback at home and in a game we should probably win. Beyond that not a lot happening, not until we hear from Arsene this morning. I'm curious to hear what he has to say about Eboue's sending off. I suspect that it will be more of the same. How the first card was harsh and that the second yellow and its consequences are something that will be dealt with 'in-house'. He's unlikely to castigate one of his players on the club's own website but even a hint that Eboue might have been punished, severely, would be something. Personally, I'd hire the old man with the beard from The Simpsons and every time Eboue did anything wrong ... that's a paddlin'. Get sent off against Sp*rs ... that's a paddlin'. Tackle your own player ... that's a paddlin'. Maybe after a good paddlin' he'd come to his senses. If he has senses. Right, onto today's Arsecast and it's an odd one. There's an interview with Goodplaya but apart from that it's just me, talking, rambling, concerned with the direction of the Arsecast and its future. Of course there's still some Arsenal stuff covered but none of the usual bits and pieces appear. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that'll be that. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2038 2009-02-13 09:00:07 2009-02-13 09:00:07 open open slow-friday-arsecast-111 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/02/14/saturday-round-up-38/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:09:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2036 Aaron Ramsey will be fit to play. Speaking ahead of the FA Cup game against Cardiff Arsene said:
    We want to prepare well because we know it is a very important game for us and we need to focus. We are unbeaten and want to keep that going in every competition - the longer that lasts, the stronger you will be.
    Conscious that too many draws have dampened the achievement somewhat, he said:
    We want to transform that bit of disappointment from a draw into a convincing victory, and the team is on a good way.
    Goals are what's needed. They've been in short supply in recent games and that happens to teams from time to time. These kinds of droughts are unusual under Arsene Wenger though so I suppose the longer we go without scoring the more likely we are to score, if that makes sense. He also addressed the sending off of Emmanuel Eboue against Sp*rs, saying:
    He had problems dealing with his frustrations in this game ... He didn't sense how far you can go. Once he had the first yellow card that was a bit unfortunate. But the second one, you cannot complain.
    What can you say? Eboue - that's a paddlin' Apart from the stuff about Eboue the boss spoke about how the delay in making his debut would be good for Andrei Arshavin. Having not played for a while, and with a disrupted pre-season, building some fitness may not be a bad thing at all. What we will have is a player who is extremely fresh and motivated between now and the end of the season. Maybe towards the tail end of the campaign his fresh legs against the heavy ones of defenders might make the difference in tight games. He also praised the professionalism of William Gallas. Croatia coach Slaven Bilic reckons Eduardo is ready for Arsenal, and has told Arsene Wenger so. I think he'll make an appearance on Monday and I might have a little flutter on him to score a goal. Perhaps the 'holic pound might go in a similar direction. Right, that's that. Have yourselves a good Saturday and remember, no thinking about Monday until tomorrow.]]>
    2036 2009-02-14 09:09:19 2009-02-14 09:09:19 open open saturday-round-up-38 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    You can stick Yaya Toure... http://arseblog.net/2009/02/15/you-can-stick-yaya-toure/ Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2034 Arsenal, or talking about a possible move to Arsenal himself, he began to get withdrawal symptoms. And then there's Yaya Toure. Brother of Kolo. It is the laziest, most tedious story in the history of Arsenal transfers. "He's going to join Arsenal! Oh, wait. He's joined Metalurg Donetsk. He's going to join Arsenal! Oh, wait. He's joined Olympiakos. He's going to join Arsenal, for really real this time! Oh, wait. He's joined Monaco. He's going to join Arsenal! Wenger's connections with Monaco and the fact his brother is Kolo make this 100% double-sure to happen. Oh, wait. He's joined Barcelona". Yet still these stories appear in the newspapers. Still, websites and blogs run with them, full of excitement and wonder like a child seeing snow for the first time. And there is about as much truth to these stories as there is to an Irish bank's end of year reports. Yaya Toure is not going to join Arsenal. He'll be linked with us for the rest of his career, possibly the rest of his natural life, but he'll never join us. And we'll never buy him. We'd have done it a long time ago if we were going to. Don't get me wrong. He's a better player than some of the midfielders at the club but then that's not really that hard at this moment in time. He's going to join Arsenal! No he's fucking not so fuck off and stick your transfer story up your hole. Arsene Wenger has been speaking about Samir Nasri but it's all stuff we've heard before, really. He has done pretty well this season and got himself on the scoresheet with decent regularity. But perhaps we need a bit more from him between now and the end of the season, especially at the moment when creativity is so badly needed. So as you can see it's a fairly quiet Sunday. No game to look forward to today. But at least we can start thinking about tomorrow. Till then.]]> 2034 2009-02-15 09:00:46 2009-02-15 09:00:46 open open you-can-stick-yaya-toure publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug FA Cup preview - team thoughts http://arseblog.net/2009/02/16/fa-cup-preview-team-thoughts/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2031 FA Cup 4th round replay against Cardiff (no disrespect to them). Speaking about how goal-shy we've been in the recent past, Arsene Wenger said:
    I still don't think it is completely characteristic of our team. We are used to scoring goals and we will score goals again, don't worry. I am convinced that if we keep working well as a team, playing well as a team, that we will come back quickly.
    Tonight's line-up is going to be interesting. Despite the boss saying he's unsure of who he's going to play up front I suspect he'll rest van Persie and the obvious pairing is Nicklas Bendtner and Carlos Vela. Unless he plays Vela on the left hand side of midfield and pushes Nasri over to the right and uses van Persie up front. Of course we do have Eduardo back again but I don't think he'll start. Midfield is the most interesting area. The right hand side is Eboueless, Arshavinless, sin Walcott, so perhaps we might see Aaron Ramsey start if he's fit. If not the only other option (beyond the Nasri/Vela switcheroo) is Jack Wilshere. At the back I'd expect Gallas and Djourou to play with Sagna and Clichy, provided his head has closed up, either side. If it were me I think I'd pick the following team: Fabianski - Sagna - Gallas - Djourou - Clichy - Wilshere - Song - Denilson - Nasri - Bendtner - Vela That's assuming Ramsey is out and the boss wants to rest Robin. Anyway, whatever team we put out we should be strong enough to beat Cardiff. That's not playing down their threat, they showed in the first game they're a decent side who have the ability to cause us problems and create chances. But we're at home, we need a good win to get ourselves motoring again, and we should be raring to go. Further motivation is provided that we can see our way to the semi-finals very clearly. If we beat Cardiff we have a 5th round game against Burnley, and should we beat them then we'll face either Hull City or Sheffield United in the quarter finals. We've certainly gone through much more difficult draws in our time and this really is a good opportunity to do well in this competition. Bacary Sagna is up for the cup, saying:
    The FA Cup is really important for the fans and for the club and for ourselves. It is one of the competitions we can win, along with the Champions League.
    Interesting that there's no mention of the league in the competitions that we can win. A slip of the tongue or an acceptance that it's well and truly beyond us now? Either way he's right about the FA Cup. It might have diminished in importance over the years but it's still got great history and it's a competition Arsenal fans have enjoyed greatly down the years. So, fingers crossed we can do the business tonight then we can get ourselves ready to try and make up the ground in the league. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2031 2009-02-16 09:00:12 2009-02-16 09:00:12 open open fa-cup-preview-team-thoughts publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Eduardo returns ... and so do the goals + Usmanov looms http://arseblog.net/2009/02/17/eduardo-returns-and-so-do-the-goals-usmanov-looms/ Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2029 Eduardo. All in all a good night for the Gunners. Eduardo starting was a bit of a surprise, I have to say, but he showed he's more than ready with two goals and no sign that the injury which has kept him out for a year was going to be anything other than a memory. After a flurry of early chances we opened the scoring in the 20th minute. Eduardo played the ball out left to Carlos Vela who dinked in a lovely cross for Eduardo to plant home the header. How amazing that must have been for him. After all he's been through to get a goal on his comeback. The celebration with his teammates showed how happy they were for him. Eduardo scores on his return for Arsenal in the FA Cup  against Cardiff Samir Nasri forced a good save from the impressive Cardiff keeper before Nicklas Bendtner put us two up with a header from a corner. He should have made it 3-0 before half-time too but somehow hit the post from just a couple of yards then saw the keeper save his rebound effort. Eduardo made it 3-0 from the penalty spot just after the hour mark and celebrated with fitness coach Tony Colbert and Robin van Persie added the fourth just before the end - another goal with his chocolate leg. Arsenalist has the goals. So 4-0 the final score and the contrast between this and the first leg could not have been more marked. Cardiff were well and truly outclassed and we played the kind of football that we haven't played in quite some time. A timely boost ahead of what's going to be a hectic run-in between now and the end of the season. Afterwards an emotional Eduardo said:
    It was the best day of my life. It was a special moment to score, very emotional. I celebrated by kissing my wedding ring - because my wife and daughter and family supported me right through this.
    Wenger said of Eduardo + Setanta video clip:
    Of course it is nearly 12 months out and he has been extremely strong mentally during that time, I could never see one minute of doubt in his mind or one minute where he said ‘no, I don’t want to do it’. He always wanted more and this guy is small but has the mental strength of a mountain. I am very happy to have him back because he gives us options. He can play on flank, he can play central, he can play on the shoulder or upfront on his own. It is fantastic for us.
    And strike partner Nicklas Bendtner said:
    It was amazing. The fans, the players, everyone has waited for him to come back after that horrific thing that happened. I’m very pleased with him and I know everyone is very happy for him.
    And sometimes you need something like this to give you a lift. The players were obviously delighted to see him come back. They witnessed his injury first hand, they'll have seen the struggles of his rehabilitation and how much work he's done to get himself back to this level, and if it doesn't inspire them in some way then I'd be worried. It seems he has a little bit of a hamstring niggle but hopefully it won't be anything too bad. I wondered if, after the decline we suffered when he got injured last year, if his return would spark something of a revival. The early signs are good and well done, Eduardo. It was a pleasure to see him again last night. And there's a lot of confidence to be taken from the overall performance too. We've got Sunderland coming up at the weekend and perhaps before this game they'll have been thinking it's not a bad time to play Arsenal. Last night might just worry them a little bit. It's funny what an early goal will do as well. So many of our goals in recent games have come late which breeds a certain amount of frustration. Scoring in the first half seemed a bit of a novelty, but a good novelty. We now play Burnley in the next round of the cup on the weekend of March 7-8. Now, from the most enjoyable to the downright painful. It emerged yesterday that Alisher Usmanov has increased his Arsenal stake from 24.9% to 25%. This allows Red & White Investments the ability to veto certain boardroom decisions and leaves them just 4.9% away from the shareholding at which they would be obliged to make a bid for all the shares. They claim they have no intention of making a takeover bid but I'm not sure I believe that. There are still a large number of shares 'floating' about. We know that Lady Nina's shares (15.9%) and those of Richard Carr (4.9%) are no longer allied with those held by the existing board members. It's quite common knowledge that Lady Nina would be willing to sell if the price were right so where those shares end up is going to be crucial to the future of Arsenal Football Club. Speaking last night the Arsenal Supporter's Trust, said:
    Now that Red and White have reached 25%, the time has come for them to turn their attention to setting out in more detail what this position means and if they have any practical ways that this support can be expressed.
    Which is fair enough. At the moment Red and White are a looming presence over the club. They say they don't want to take over, so what do they want? I don't buy the crap about them being 'committed long term investors and supporters', Usmanov is a confirmed Man United fan, some supporter that is. Whatever you might think about the way the club is being run, whatever you think about the board or how they manage our money, whatever you might think about us needing more investment on the playing side of things, Usmanov is still a horrible cunt who should be nowhere near our football club. He is an abhorrent bully with a past so shady he preemptively hires expensive lawyers to ensure that those who try and bring that past to people's attention are silenced. So him getting 25% is bad news in my book. In fact any increase in his shareholding is bad for Arsenal, especially if they can now effectively block board decisions, which must be the only reason he has increased his stake. There's a game being played and it's being played with our football club, like we're some kind of plaything for an oligarch. Personally I hope the fat prick has a stroke and spends the rest of his miserable life dribbling down his many chins, the despicable behemoth cunt. Right then, that should do it. More tomorrow, real Arsenal fans.]]>
    2029 2009-02-17 09:00:29 2009-02-17 09:00:29 open open eduardo-returns-and-so-do-the-goals-usmanov-looms publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Eduardo and Cesc and Bendtner and other stuff too http://arseblog.net/2009/02/18/eduardo-and-cesc-and-bendtner-and-other-stuff-too/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2027 In an interview in The Sun this morning Eduardo reveals that in all the correspondence he's received over the last year none of it has come from Taylor himself. It would be easy this morning to go over it all again, talk about the intent vs consequences of Taylor's challenge, but what's the point? Everything that needs to be said about that tackle or about Martin Taylor has been said already. As Eduardo himself says:
    I don’t want to talk about the incident. It’s probably best left alone now.
    And I agree. Let's look forward and enjoy having Eduardo back in the side and scoring goals again. Taylor's stock amongst Arsenal fans couldn't really be any lower anyway so what's the point in rehashing the ugly details? Staying positive this morning and there's good news about Cesc Fabregas. His recovery is entering its final stages and he's about to start work with the ball. Obviously we want him to be fit and ready as soon as possible but just having him back around the place will be a boost. He says:
    From this week, I will be back at the club, in the dressing room and around my team-mates, and I will see them going out to training, travelling to the games and that will make me jealous. Over the last few weeks I have only thought of my injury, but now it's time for me to come back to the team. I am the captain and I have responsibilities. I have to be next to my team-mates even if I'm not playing.
    Have I mentioned before that I love Cesc? I have? Well, it's worth saying again. I can't wait for him to get back on the pitch, his quality has been missed, and with a fresh and fit Arshavin, a fresh Walcott, Eduardo back in the side and van Persie scoring like Prince on New Year's Eve 1999 then we're going to trouble other teams more than they trouble us. I hope. Possibly. I mean, possibly trouble. Not possibly hope. Good. Nicklas Bendtner was in the papers over the last few days apparently talking about how he should be in the Arsenal team every game and how he'd never heard of Arshavin and other stuff. I didn't report those quotes. Firstly because they appeared to be quotes from a couple of weeks ago rehashed for maximum tabloid impact and secondly because there is no secondly. I only need one reason not to do something. Don't second guess me. Anyway, in his post-match interview on Setanta the other night he was asked about them and said that they were basically rubbish and speaking to the official site he said:
    I've never said anything like what they put in the newspapers. And it makes me upset because it comes across really bad. Basically I did a long interview for the Danish press recently, they asked me a lot of questions and the press over here have taken my answers and twisted them out of proportion. I was happy with the article in the Danish magazine and if you saw it you would realise that what was reported over here was not true.
    Now, last night I learned Danish and tried to find the original article but failed. Now I've forgotten all the Danish I learned but I think there's a fair chance, given it was the fine folk at the Daily Mail who really went to town on these quotes, that Bendtner is telling the truth. Yes, he's self-confident and I'm sure it touches on arrogance sometimes but I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt here. That is until some Danish Arsebloggers (and not the Danish cunt who called his site Arseblog too) reveal that Bendtner actually said he was better than Jesus at keepy-ups and his ambition is to take over the world and rule it in a fiercely despotic way. I mean, you couldn't fault his ambition or anything ... Speaking to the BBC Alex Fynn, a guest on the Arsecast a couple of weeks back, says Arsenal should brace themselves for a takeover bid after Alisher Usmanov increased his stake to 25%. He reckons it all hinges on Danny Fiszman and what he wants to do - as the second largest shareholder that certainly makes sense. From what I'm told though Fiszman has no intention of selling. We just have to see what happens with the Lady Nina shares to get a better idea. And I received some complaints yesterday for my comments in which I suggested I'd enjoy it if Usmanov had a stroke. After careful consideration I accept that these comments were out of order and unbecoming of Arseblog. I hope he gets cancer of the face. And wild dogs eat his anus. Beyond that not much happening. It's still too early for Sunderland game preview stuff so we'll leave it there for today.]]>
    2027 2009-02-18 09:00:56 2009-02-18 09:00:56 open open eduardo-and-cesc-and-bendtner-and-other-stuff-too publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor - Nasri - Gazidis - lack of sleep http://arseblog.net/2009/02/19/adebayor-nasri-gazidis-lack-of-sleep/ Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2025 Emmanuel Adebayor who says he'd be happy if he didn't score another goal this season once the club won a trophy. To be fair to him he's giving that a good go. I know what he means though, the team is the most important thing and you can't really argue with that. He says that replicating his 30 goal season last time around was always going to be difficult but claims he's a better player now, saying:
    I am getting assists now too and getting closer to being a complete footballer. I can miss with my left, miss with my right and miss with my head too, which is good for a striker.
    It certainly is! We've been over the 'What's wrong with Adebayor?' thing a few times. 30 goals in a season is something not many forwards do. Thierry Henry did it consistently for us but Adebayor is no Thierry Henry, I think we all know that. I suppose what's irked people most is the apparent lack of workrate and effort which had made him so effective. If, on return from his injury, he starts to do that again then I can certainly see him miss another few goals before the end of the season. And the competition for his place might not do him any harm at all either. Meanwhile Samir Nasri has his own opinion on what Arsenal have been missing this season. He says:
    I don't think it is a central midfielder that Arsenal have been lacking. What we have really been missing is the injured players and when they come back you'll see a different face to this Arsenal team.
    Given that one of those players is a central midfielder, and by far the best central midfielder we've got, then I'm not sure I can agree with Nasri. But when you consider we lost games this season with Cesc, with Walcott etc then it does hint at the problem lying elsewhere. Certainly we've become more solid at the back. William Gallas is playing as well as he ever has done. Cynics might suggest that he's keeping his head down, playing well and staying out of the limelight to put himself in the shop window. If that's the case then fair enough, in the short term we've got greater worries than what's motivating certain players, as long as they're motivated. Kolo Toure says new signing Andrei Arshavin will need time to adapt to English football. A run of the mill article on a slow news week or the first little hint that he might not start on Saturday due to the incredible form and passion of Eboue? There's some stuff from new CEO Ivan Gazidis but it appears to be a rehash of stuff from a couple of weeks ago. I'm pretty sure it's from an interview with the official site. He talks about stability in the managerial position, the benefits of that, the long-term future of the club and the goals in the short term. As I've said before fans, generally speaking, find it difficult to show too much interest in the long term, particularly when things aren't going as well as expected on the pitch. We don't really care that we have a group of young players, we just see a group of players who aren't getting results. We don't care about season ticket waiting lists, financial fundamentals or anything else when it comes to the 3pm on a Saturday (or 5.15pm on a Saturday, or 1.30 or 4pm on a Sunday or ....) When you hear some fans wonder if Usmanov taking over might not be a good thing for Arsenal then it's a measure of how 'in the now' some fans are. The task for the manager is to ally short term achievement with the long term thinking. It's certainly going to be an interesting run in this season. Despite the transfer window being closed and summer moves being the last thing on anyone's mind there are a couple of speculative stories this morning. The Mirror links us with a summer move for Real Madrid's Klaas-Jan Huntelaar. He only moved there in December but is apparently unhappy and willing to move. We have so many strikers as it is though. Unless we're going to start playing 3-2-5 I can't see it happening. Elsewhere The Sun says we're after French defender Mamadou Sakho. He's 18 and plays for PSG, that's as much as we know. Right, that's about that. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Eduardo out, Arshavin in + Arsecast 112 http://arseblog.net/2009/02/20/eduardo-out-arshavin-in-arsecast-112/ Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2023 Cesc header, his only goal of the season, salvaged a point for us. You have to hope we'll do better this time around. The bad news going into the game is that we're going to be without Eduardo for two weeks after he picked up a bit of a hamstring strain playing against Cardiff the other night. It's unfortunate, for sure, but I think it's just a consequence of being out for such a long period of time. These little niggles will crop up and I don't think there's much anybody can do about them. One of the things we do know is that Eduardo has been getting the best treatment possible in terms of his recovery and ensuring that he's fit to play again. I'm not sure that we'll miss him as much tomorrow as we will against Roma on Tuesday but all going well he should be back for the second leg in Italy. However, on a more positive note Arsene Wenger has said that Andrei Arshavin will be involved against Sunderland. He said:
    I have not decided what I will do with him yet. He is still working on preparation and he is not qualified for the game against Roma so we can give him another week of hard work.
    Perhaps a hint that he might not start but I think most of us would be very disappointed if Arshavin was left on the bench and Eboue came back into the side after his antics at Sp*rs. And that's the choice, Arshavin or Eboue - although I suppose he could play Vela left and Nasri right. Anyway, fingers crossed we'll get to the see the Owl tomorrow. Johan Djourou will be back in contention having missed Monday night through illness but apart from that nobody else is back. What's going on with Silvestre, I wonder. Not that I'm missing him or anything but on January 3rd he limped off and we were told he'd be out for 'three weeks' with a thigh strain. Here were are over 6 weeks later and there's no sign of him. Good work Arsenal doctors! Away from all that The Sun links us with a move for some Brazilian called Nene. He plays for a Portuguese side and has scored some goals. How would you pronounce his name? 'Neh-neh', 'Neen', 'Nay-nay'? I don't actually care, no need to answer. Jimmy Bullet dodged. Right, time for this week's Arsecast which is altogether a much more cheery episode than last week's. Thank you to everyone who took the time to get in touch regarding the Arsecast and I have done my best to ensure I've responded to all those emails/messages. On this week's show I chat with a true gent of the Arsenal blog world, Goonerholic. On the agenda with him is Eduardo's comeback, Usmanov, Sunderland, Roma and more. As well as that there's some Talkshite Radio, poetry from big Tone and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 21mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that'll be about that. More tomorrow. Cheers.]]>
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    Saturday round-up - Sunderland preview http://arseblog.net/2009/02/21/saturday-round-up-sunderland-preview/ Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2020 He says Eboue has learnt from his red card at Sp*rs. That remains to be seen. The manager says he's sorry, I'm sure he is sorry, but it's too soon to say if he's learnt from it. He's never been the kind to learn lessons in the past so I'm not sure why we should give him the benefit of the doubt this time. It strikes me that this is another little bit of propaganda ahead of Eboue's inevitable start today. Despite being only 3'10 the boss thinks Andrei Arshavin will make a big impact at Arsenal. He says:
    Yes, he is quite small. It is amazing that in football people are always concerned about size but one of the best players in the world was Maradona, who was the same size as Arshavin.
    He goes on to say:
    His biggest problem is that he is not completely match fit at the moment. So we must give him time to adjust.
    Once again softening the blow of Eboue's immediate return to the side. Obviously I'd like him to start today, I think he'd scare the Sunderland defence to bits and what better way to build match fitness than actually playing a match? Given the fact he's cup-tied for the midweek game I don't see why he shouldn't start today. There's an article about how we've emerged from a 'sad period' and how 'Monday marks the anniversary of that fateful day in Birmingham when Arsenal lost a clinical striker – and lost their momentum in the title race'. That's the kind of mawkish bollocks you'd expect to see on a Liverpool site. Boo and not Boo-urns, I say. Obviously today is vitally important. We need three points, our two closest rivals are playing each so at least one is going to drop some points. It's crucial that we capitalise and continue where we left off against Cardiff, especially with the CL game against Roma coming up. Robin van Persie has apparently turned down a new contract with the club until he's sure we've got a team that can challenge for trophies. He says:
    Financially the club's last offer is fine but that is not everything to me. It's about my ambitions and how they can be fulfilled in the coming years. Arsenal have promised me they will do everything possible to make that extra step to a level where we win prizes on a regular basis.
    On the one hand he's an intelligent guy who can see this team has problems and isn't quite up to scratch. On the other hand he's an injury prone player who has yet to complete a full season for the club since joining over four years ago (he has some thoughts on his current injury free campaign here). But how can we complain when a guy says money isn't everything when we lambaste guys whose only motivation is how big their pay packet is? Keeping Robin van Persie is hugely important if this Arsenal team wants to win trophies in the years to come. If a little bit of pressure from him plays a small part in the manager adding some quality to the squad then I've got no problem with it, really. I fancy him to score today and I'll put some money on that. Now, speaking of players for whom money seems to be the primary motivation, Emmanuel Adebayor was involved, apparently, in a 'furious bust-up' with an Arsenal fan at the airport in Lagos. The Sun takes up the story:
    He (the Arsenal fan)screamed ‘You get paid £80,000 a week to put the ball in the back of the net and you’re still f***ing rubbish. I pay good money for a season ticket to pay your wages.’ Emmanuel completely lost it and had a right go back. He said ‘I get £110,000 a week if you must know’. It just made the guy even more angry. If it wasn’t for security dragging him away, it could have got a lot worse.
    Now, there's no knowing quite how much truth there is in a story like this. Chances are bells and whistles have been added by the time it's been published. It's still kinda funny though, in a kinda sad way. When you're in the public eye putting up with abuse is part of the job. It's not nice but it's a fact of life. Reacting in that way is hardly the best way to go about it. Chances are the exchange was more like: 'Hey Ade'. 'Howsitgoingthere?' 'Cool. See ya'. 'Okbyehaveagoodflightbelieveinjesus!'. Still, it does nothing to change the perception that since his new contract Adebayor has been much less willing to do the work that gained him that extra money. Let's see how he goes on his return from injury. Ok, that's about it. I'm outta here. Tom will be here with tomorrow's blog so until Monday have a great weekend, fingers crossed we can do the business today. Cheers.]]>
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    Arsenal 0 - 0 Sunderland http://arseblog.net/2009/02/21/arsenal-0-0-sunderland/ Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2018 2018 2009-02-21 09:00:45 2009-02-21 09:00:45 open open arsenal-0-0-sunderland publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sunderland draw makes our task even more difficult and unlikely http://arseblog.net/2009/02/23/sunderland-draw-makes-our-task-even-more-difficult-and-unlikely/ Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2015 Arsenal fans at the moment. I watched the Sunderland game on Saturday and it was at first exciting, Arshavin looked extremely good and brought something different to the side, then mildly vexing, then it was just like too many other games this season and the result was inevitable. The lack of urgency and drive was horribly familiar and something Tom and others have commented on. All the focus at the moment appears to be on central midfield. The Song - Denilson axis is about as effective as chucking pebbles at Godzilla but this isn't really any surprise. Two young players who should be squad members busting a gut to try and improve and show they're worthy of a first team place are now assured regular starters with practically no competition for their places. Diaby, pffff. Aaron Ramsey hasn't had a look in since one poor game against Cardiff. Then what? An injured Cesc. For a club of the stature of Arsenal the paucity of options for our central midfield is embarrassing. When you're taking off Song to try and win a game and the option is Eboue then you can't do much else but feel sad at the state of the squad. Could Jack Wilshere have done something in those final minutes that Eboue couldn't? Or rather, is there anything Eboue can do that Wilshere couldn't do in his sleep (even if he is just 17)? We are where we deserve to be in the league. 'If onlys' are pointless. By all means bemoan the absence of Cesc, because he would make a difference, but in my opinion we still needed to purchase at least one central midfield player when he was fit. Without him our need was so much greater. I'm with Goodplaya on this one - if we buy two quality central midfield players then our squad becomes much more competitive. It's not rocket science. When the squad was crying out for someone to come in and do what Cesc can do the boss went out and bought Arshavin. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy that Arshavin has arrived, he looks like a quality player, but ignoring the central midfield issue is Wenger at his obstinate worst. As if he wants to prove everyone wrong with his, to my mind, misplaced faith in players like Song and Denilson. And it's not really their fault they're struggling. Certainly Denilson is a trier and always willing and eager but he's been chucked in at the deep end without any armbands and he's barely keeping his head above water. Song's lazy, ambling style is because he's a lazy, slow-minded player who knows he's going to start every week simply because we have nobody else to do it at the moment. Nevertheless the ultimate buck stops with the manager because of the decisions he made, because he didn't replace one of Flamini, Diarra or Gilberto, because he trusted Diaby to stay fit, because he played Cesc to the point of wearing him out, because his only central midfield signing was a 17 year old with barely 30 professional games under his belt, because he has left himself in a position where he's relying on two young guys who are just not good enough right now, and may not ever be good enough. Yet to all and sundry it appeared to be an easy problem to fix. Spend money on a player, or players, where they was badly needed. Buying Arshavin was like buy alloy wheels for your souped-up Cortina when you don't have an engine. The one positive we can take is that despite the draw we have gained a solitary point on Aston Villa in the ever-more-daunting race for one of the top 4 places. The problem is that in order for us to catch them we're making the assumption that we're going to take maximum points from our games when our form, not just recently but throughout the season, suggests that's almost impossible. Most league games won consecutively this season? Three. A sequence which saw us beat Bolton, Portsmouth and Hull. Everything is interspersed with draws and defeats. The next six league games are Fulham (H), West Brom (A), Blackburn (H), Newcastle (A), Man City (H) and Wigan (A). On paper six games we can win, in reality we've lost to two of those teams already, muddled past West Brom on the opening day, scraped past Wigan at home in a game which was so representative of our season, and beaten Blackburn and Newcastle quite comfortably. Tomorrow night we play Roma in the Champions League which, because of the stature of the competition and the prestige of playing a club like Roma, is a big, exciting match. And while I am looking forward to it I think much of the anticipation is because it's a welcome distraction from the league. If you offered me defeat to Roma in exchange for 6 league wins in a row I'd bite your hand off. Arsene says the team wants to go as far as it can in the Champions League this season. I can understand that. Unless things improve, and dramatically, they'll have Tuesdays and Wednesdays free next season to watch the games at home. We need to pull a rabbit out of the hat now, in my opinion. We need the best run of form of the season and hope for Villa (because to my mind they're the ones we'll catch if we catch anyone) to drop at least 10 points between now and the end of the season. Stranger things have happened but I'm not sure I'd put too much money on it. Till tomorrow.]]> 2015 2009-02-23 09:00:53 2009-02-23 09:00:53 open open sunderland-draw-makes-our-task-even-more-difficult-and-unlikely publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Roma preview + Wenger on the future of this Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2009/02/24/roma-preview-wenger-on-the-future-of-this-arsenal/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2013 Champions League final. This year our league form is similar and we're looking at cup competitions, the CL and FA Cup, as a way of bringing silverware to the club. It's not that poor league form and cup success go hand in hand, we've managed to do both successfully as two doubles under Arsene illustrate, this is just me clutching at straws. Tonight we play Roma who started the season in appalling fashion, losing 9 games in all competitions up until the 1st of November. Since then they've turned things around and won 16 out of their last 21. I know we're on an unbeaten run of our own, it's been 18 games since we lost but 8 of those have been draws. So it's going to be a tough game tonight. We know the quality that Roma possess, and they have former Arsenal man Julio Baptista who is bound to be a completely different player from the one who stumbled and lumbered around for us. We laughed when he said he didn't get enough chances to do overhead kicks when in London, he's stuck a couple of those away for Roma this season and looks more like the player we all admired when he was at Sevilla. Nevertheless, we're unbeaten in 18, defensively we are very solid at the moment, our problem is scoring goals which is unusual for a Wenger team. Of course there's no Arshavin tonight, he's cup-tied and no amount of questioning the logic of that makes the slightest bit of difference. With Diaby back in the squad we might see us play a more European formation with five in midfield, one of them roaming behind the striker, but in terms of options we're light enough as it is. Bendtner and van Persie are the only real options we have to play up front and the worry is that we don't have anyone on the bench who can come on and change things should we need it. Eduardo, Adebayor and Walcott are all out through injury. The manager spoke yesterday about how we might get a more open game against Roma than against the likes of Sunderland. That may not be just to do with Roma's footballing philosophy, they might feel that they have the kind of quality than can expose us in a way that Sunderland can't. And that's not to say Sunderland didn't cause us problems on Saturday. I'm really not sure what to say pre-game anymore. The usual stuff about how a good performance and result might boost us, give us confidence to kick on, get us back on track etc seems appropriate but then how many times can you say it? Obviously I want us to win and progress in the competition but at the same time I'm more concerned with our league campaign. I'm don't think this team is good enough to win the CL this season but a good run could be fantastic for confidence and boosting and getting on track blah blah. Yet there's the danger, to me at least, that a good run in Europe becomes our focus and we lose track of what we need to do in the Premier League. Anyway, let's see what happens. It's a big night tonight, a big test for this team, hopefully they can respond to the disappointment of dropping more league points at the weekend. I've got no prediction for this one but 15/2 on a 0-0 draw seems like a decent place to put a couple of quid. Arsene has been talking about the importance of silverware and the frustration of not winning it, but has again been talking up the quality of his team. No doubt it's the kind of public backing he hopes will boost their confidence but it's understandable than fans might be a little frustrated when they hear him say:
    I believe that no matter what happens it is important to keep this team together. This team is as good as anything in England.  If you can beat Man Utd at 20 and 21 why can’t you beat them at 23 or 24?
    Which is fine but it begs another question. If you can beat Man United at 20 and 21 why can't you beat Fulham or Stoke or Hull or Sunderland etc etc. Of course he's right that the longer the team stays together the better it's going to be. Players get better with experience and as they becomes more physical etc. The worry is that certain players aren't just 20 or 21 and won't stay around to let those of that age grow up. Robin van Persie is 25, is he going to stick around to wait for Denilson's 24th birthday party? Cesc is younger, of course, but just as experienced, and this is where the danger of Arsene's stubbornness comes in. Should Arsenal finish outside the top 4 this season it opens the door for players to leave. Would Cesc leave if we didn't have CL football? Perhaps not. He's captain and I'm sure he'd give it a season to try and get us back in. If it's good enough for the multiple CL winning players at AC Milan then it's good enough for him. What about van Persie? He could stay as well. But he'd do so knowing that his contract would expire the following summer, allowing him the luxury of signing a new one with us should we succeed, or leaving on a lucrative Bosman if we don't. Wenger has challenged them to realise their ambitions with us, saying:
    What we achieve in the rest of the season and trophies we win is important in keeping players like Cesc and Van Persie, but they have to decide whether they really want to show how good they can be together. That is in their hands as well.
    Again, it makes sense on one level, but it's a dangerous game. They might think it's all well and good being asked to stay and repay the faith shown in them by the manager but the manager has to demonstrate that he's really serious about winning trophies. And that means bringing in the players who can help us do that. If his focus is 100% on winning things then those players will arrive in the summer - but if he wants to combine winning things with developing young players who may or may not be good enough then I wouldn't blame Cesc or van Persie if they decided their trophy winning ambitions might best be served elsewhere. Anyway, while it's a big worry it's not the kind of worry we can spend too much time on at the moment. There's too much football to play, too many games to win, and it's something that we'll revisit in the coming months and over the course of the summer. Perhaps what's most frustrating is that you look at the squad and think with the injured players back there isn't a huge amount of work needed to make it really competitive, but then that's for another day too. So, let's hope that one of these games really does provide the confidence boosting victory that drags this team out of the semi-rut it's in. A win that will spark performances and goal scoring and everything else that will do us good between now and May. Let's hope it's tonight. ps - shameless plug for blogmate type thing - read Scaryduck on his local team.]]>
    2013 2009-02-24 09:00:03 2009-02-24 09:00:03 open open roma-preview-wenger-on-the-future-of-this-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 1-0 Roma: The clean sheet could be more important than more goals http://arseblog.net/2009/02/25/arsenal-1-0-roma-the-clean-sheet-could-be-more-important-than-more-goals/ Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2010 Roma. This wasn't a case of us coming to life when the game was heading towards the final stages or stepping it up when we went a goal behind. We troubled them almost immediately and it was great to see. The formation was interesting, with Nasri playing in behind the lone striker van Persie with Bendtner moved out to the left hand side of midfield. It's clearly not his position but in the overall scheme of things it worked well. We looked far more dangerous than we did against Sunderland and created much more. As GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog said last night during some match day Twittering, imagine this formation with Arshavin and Walcott in place of Eboue and Bendtner and with Cesc in the centre of midfield. Robin van Persie and Samir Nasri v RomaBut that's not to take away from anyone, simply to look at how it can be improved and I'm sure that's something the manager will be thinking of too. Add Rosicky, Eduardo and Adebayor to the mix and he might have found himself a new formula which suits this Arsenal team better than the standard 4-4-2. Still, perhaps we're getting ahead of ourselves here a bit. The goal came when Philippe Mexes, who was already on a yellow card, brought down Robin van Persie in the box. I think the Frenchman was lucky not to pick up a second yellow, and midfielder di Rossi should have seen red a few minutes earlier with a flying, two-footed on lunge on Nasri. In the days of Henry, Pires & Co, the player felled for the penalty rarely took it. I have no idea why, superstition of some kind I suppose. No such thing exists for van Persie though and he stepped up and made it 1-0 to the Arsenal. Certainly no less than we deserved. At the other end Roma barely troubled us really although Almunia was called into action to make a brilliant fingertip save from Motta. In the second half we really should have put the game to bed. Bendtner and Eboue were guilty of terrible misses. Bendtner spooning a shot over the bar with his left foot with just the keeper to beat, and Eboue putting it wide from about 8 yards with the keeper flat on his arse. Those misses might have been particularly costly had Riise's low shot curled in instead of just wide of the post. Again it harks back to the point made earlier, that with players like Arshavin/Walcott/Rosicky in the roles occupied by those two perhaps we'd be looking at a much more comfortable second leg. But there was much to take heart from. Abou Diaby had an excellent game in central midfield and is not so much a step-up from Song as a whole flight of stairs, we were solid at the back again with Gallas particularly impressive, Denilson had his best game in a quite a while, Nasri was busy and effective, and even despite the misses both Eboue and Bendtner contributed well to the overall performance. Afterwards Arsene pointed out the lack of goals, saying:
    That is the regret we have. I am happy with our performance, but of course there was room to score more goals. One of the positives is we didn't concede a goal. It's put us in a position where we know we need to attack over there. If we score once that should be enough.
    And while it certainly would have been nice to score more goals I think it's far more important that we didn't concede. We go to Rome for the second leg knowing a goal for us means they have to score three to win the game. Our downfall last season against Liverpool was the away goal we let them have so I have to say I'm happier going to Italy at 1-0 than 2-1, where one goal would knock us out of the competition. Given how well our defence is playing at the moment, just 3 goals conceded in our last 8 games, and with a system that seems to suit our players and trouble opponents, I think we can go to Rome feeling relatively confident. Now though, we have to concentrate on doing the same thing to Fulham this Saturday as we did to Roma last night. Progression in the Champions League is important but the league is the bread and butter. We have to start winning games so hopefully we can use last night as a way of kicking on and making things happen domestically. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2010 2009-02-25 09:00:31 2009-02-25 09:00:31 open open arsenal-1-0-roma-the-clean-sheet-could-be-more-important-than-more-goals publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Thoughts on Kolo's second wind, Bendtner and more http://arseblog.net/2009/02/26/thoughts-on-kolos-second-wind-bendtner-and-more/ Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2008 Kolo Toure handed in a transfer request to Arsene Wenger, citing the complete breakdown in his relationship with William Gallas as the reason behind his desire to leave. While it's clear there was an issue between the two men it probably had more to do with Man City's desperate desire for a centre-half. They made it very clear how much they wanted Toure, how much they'd pay him, and with Kolo struggling for form, in his flowers with Gallas and witnessing the emergence of Johan Djourou he asked to leave the club. Now, with the transfer window closed and his place in the team more assured than it was he's happy to stay and he appears to have mended fences with Gallas. He says:
    Me and William know each other really, really well and we are definitely quite happy to play together. I don’t want to talk about my transfer request. That is over now. I’m just delighted to be at the club because I love Arsenal. They are the club of my heart.
    And things change not only with players but with fans too. Since his return from the ACN in early 2008 Kolo has struggled for form and fitness and I think if there had been an assurance that money raised from his sale would go towards buying a top class replacement then I think many fans would have accepted his transfer. I don't say they'd have been happy to see him go but I suspect they'd have thought £12m, or thereabouts, would have represented good business. And here we are, less than eight weeks later, he's back in the team, playing better, part of a defence which is producing clean sheets in a way it hasn't all season and captaining the side in Cesc's absence. It still looks like the blistering recovery pace he used so brilliantly is gone, at times he looked like he was running with lead boots during the Sunderland game, but I'm happy to see him make things better and his form improve. And I think it illustrates that things change quickly not only for players but for fans too. With the demand for information and news and discussion perhaps we get a bit too short-sighted when it comes to players and their performances. Not always, but sometimes. A few good performances and he's the second coming of Pires/Bergkamp/Henry/Vieira. Some poor ones and the guy has been filled full of the juice of Gus Caesar and needs to brought to the knacker's yard. That's not to say players are beyond criticism - because that's foolish. But there's a huge amount of discussion going on every single day and never before have players been so scrutinised. That brings about a certain vehemence to people's opinions. But maybe we need to step back sometimes and not be so quick to write players off. Those that have consistently underperformed or who illustrate week in, week out that they don't have what it takes - they're a different story. But someone like Kolo Toure who has been a great servant to Arsenal, a player who has always given 100%, perhaps deserves a little more understanding. Players go through periods where they struggle with form, most of the time good ones come out of it again, and hopefully that's what we're seeing with Kolo. A player currently not currying too much favour with fans is Nicklas Bendtner. The Dane was guilty of a poor miss in the second half and a horrible touch in the first saw what should have been a decent chance escape him. Yet it was his pass to Robin van Persie that saw us win the penalty and Bendtner is happy with that, saying:
    I would have liked to score myself but it wasn't to be. The most important thing is that we won. I'm happy to have contributed to the winning the penalty. As long as I know I gave my contribution I can leave here with my head held high.
    He's got eight goals so far this season which isn't a bad return considering his place in the squad. However, with the amount of games he's started it wouldn't be unfair to expect a few more. On the other hand he's just 21 years old, established as an international, and perhaps not quite ready to be a starter. I think he's probably better as an impact sub and spending as much time out wide as he's been asked to do robs him, and us, of his presence in the penalty area where he's probably most effective. He's certainly the most dangerous player we have in the air but he's got to work on his first touch. His control is truly awful at times and that simply has to get better if he's going to get improve as a player. Perhaps in a couple of months, after a run where he's got a few important goals, opinions on him might change as well. That, of course, is all down to him though. Gunnerblog points out a sly foul by Francesco Totti on Denilson in the game on Tuesday night. What's most telling is the ITV commentator saying "[Denilson] hurt himself in tackling Totti". Hurt himself? Pathetic really. You can be quite sure if that had been a foul on Ronaldo or Wayne Rooney they'd have spotted the way Totti raised his boot and quite deliberately kicked backwards like some kind of demented Italian pony. That the ref was only a couple of yards away and did nothing is nearly worse. Nearly, because as we all know nothing is worse than ITV's football coverage. The Telegraph reports on concerns that the property market slump is affecting our finances. Obviously the Highbury Square development looked like a much better prospect 12-18 months ago but with the half-yearly financial report due out today we should get a better idea of what's going on. Beyond that not much going on. We can start previewing the Fulham game tomorrow and there will, of course, be an Arsecast. Till then.]]>
    2008 2009-02-26 09:00:52 2009-02-26 09:00:52 open open thoughts-on-kolos-second-wind-bendtner-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arseblog is 7 today + Arsecast 113 http://arseblog.net/2009/02/27/arseblog-is-7-today-arsecast-113/ Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2006 Happy Vivas day to Arseblog. In seriousness though I want to say thanks to every single one of you for reading, contributing, listening and generally putting up with all the shite that spews from this site every day, every week, every year. The community that has grown and continues to grow is a fantastic tribute to how brilliant most Arsenal fans are. And not just online. Offline, in what they mockingly like to call 'the real world', friendships have been made and keep being made and will be made in the future. I'm very proud to consider some of you my friends ... some of you ... I'm good at pretending for the rest. Haha. But all of you, those who read, who comment, who go to matches and have made the Tolli brolly as big a part of Arseblog as anything else, to those who come on to argue and those who email me to tell me off, everyone, thank you for taking the time and joining in with something I never thought would grow to be as successful as it has been. Sometimes I look at the date when I send out the email each morning (remember, Arseblog can fill your box each morning) and think 'Fucking hell, I remember when it was 2004 around here'. I remember where I've been every single morning of my life (more or less) for the last 7 years. And despite Arsenal going through some relatively tough times on the pitch at the moment it's still an absolute pleasure to write about the club I love. So thanks again for everything, here's to another 7 years, and someone will be around shortly with the cubes of cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks. I am one classy bastard. Oh yes. So, some Arsenal news. Fair enough. If you insist. Ahead of the game tomorrow against Fulham Abou Diaby is out with a calf strain. I know we shouldn't be in any way surprised but it's still just so frustrating. I wonder how long can we keep considering him a part of the first team squad if every 3 or 4 appearances are followed by a month or two on the sidelines. This particular injury isn't too bad apparently and he could return for the midweek game against West Brom but if we didn't see him for a couple of weeks it'd be no shock either. Other than that there's nobody else back although the manager has spelled out the returning schedule. Theo is likely to be first back, then Eduardo, then Adebayor. Maybe we're getting them back at just the right time, let's see. Cesc has been talking about what this team needs to achieve between now and the end of the season. He says:
    We have to make sure we put a run together and don't lose more points. Aston Villa will drop points, of that I am sure, and that's why we need to be ready to capitalise at the right time
    Well, Villa dropped points last weekend and we didn't make up as much ground as we should have. We have two games coming up against Fulham and West Brom and unless we take all 6 points we're going to find our job much more difficult. Villa have made it clear what their focus is. They sent out a second string side in the UEFA Cup last night and got beaten. They don't care about the UEFA Cup. O'Neill will have that team thinking of one thing and one thing only - finishing in the top four. So it's going to be a big, big job for us to claw back those 6 points in the final 12 games of the season. The club announced its financial results for the 6 months ending November 30th. While the numbers appear good there's a bit of uncertainty surrounding the property side of things and the club may seek to have the loan extended. If anything it just shows how crucial a top 4 finish, not just from a football point of view, but to lose that amount of income in these times would be disastrous, no matter how much we say we can cope. Also from the club, somewhat of a first, the official site interacting with bloggers. This has never happened before, not in the whole 7 years of Arseblog, and I suppose it's a sign that someone realises that bloggers aren't just cunts who should be bullied because they might have inadvertently used the Arsenal logo somewhere on their site. Arsenal TV online is making its matchday coverage for the Fulham game free for everyone this weekend and they've given a 6 month subscription as a competition prize. To enter the competition simply email tv@arseblog.com and you'll go into the draw, winner announced on Monday. They are looking for some feedback so feel free to leave comments about the coverage in the arses over the weekend. I have to say I find it quite interesting, particularly the Wenger press conferences. Often what's reported in print, so to speak, doesn't quite capture what it is he said or how he said it. Now, after all that it's time for this week's Arsecast. This week we venture to the other side of the world for the blog chat. Joining me on the show is Spanish Fry from Arsenal FC blog, all the way from Brisbane. As well as that Arsene Wenger Hawkins is along, George makes a phone call, we have The Adventures of Tomas Rosicky and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Till tomorrow.]]>
    2006 2009-02-27 09:00:11 2009-02-27 09:00:11 open open arseblog-is-7-today-arsecast-113 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up + Fulham preview http://arseblog.net/2009/02/28/saturday-round-up-fulham-preview/ Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2003 *boilk* Ahhh, that's better. So there's a game of football today. Hurrah. That always helps with the boilkiness. Fulham at home and there's a bit of good news in terms of the team. Abou Diaby is fit which is positive in two ways. Firstly, Abou Diaby is fit after being injured. Normally it takes anywhere between three weeks and three months for him to come back after being injured so that's a good sign. And secondly he improves the midfield. So hopefully he can continue where he left off against Roma. Fulham are the masters of the 0-0. They've had about 48 0-0 draws this season and given our recent propensity for scoreless draws this game could actually end up -2 all. An early goal is the key. That would mean Fulham had to come attack us and more space to play in would suit us. I suspect Arshavin will start as well so we have that added threat. I wonder if the manager will resort to the traditional 4-4-2 or keep up with the formation which proved so effective against Roma. We've spoken a lot about finishing in the top 4 and Arsene is confident that we can still do that, saying:
    In football, nothing is unthinkable, but I am confident we will make the Champions League. There are 12 games to go, if we keep our consistency, spirit and attitude, and our focus, we will make it. We have 36 points to take, so let's not speculate too much on the weakness of any other team. If we win our games, we will be there.
    There really isn't much margin for error but we know that already. Let's just start today and make sure we get the three points. And while I do have plenty of time for Woy Hodgson I hope we batter Fulham today. Elsewhere the boss has been singing the praises of Manuel Almunia. He is unrecognisable from the Almunia who first joined. He is more assured, more confident and a much, much better goalkeeper than he was. I know he still doesn't convince some but I really have no problem with him at all. He could probably be a little more assertive and 'command his area' better but he's a fantastic shot-stopper. Comparing him to Jens Lehmann, the boss said:
    Manuel speaks more than he used to but he is certainly quieter than Lehmann. Let’s just say Lehmann was never afraid to speak his mind. He was an interesting character who was respected in the dressing room. But he was not diplomatic. Almunia is much calmer and not as unpredictable.
    Lehmann, 'diplomatic, heh. One of the criticisms leveled at him was that he didn't make match-winning saves but this season he's kept us in games at crucial times. And while he is prone to the odd mistake so is every other keeper in this league. Reina, van der Sar, Cech, they all make mistakes. The article says he's gone 6hr, 29min without conceding, here's to adding another 90 minutes to that today. He's also spoken about Nicklas Bendtner saying the Dane has a 'bright' future at the club:
    He is 20 years old, playing at the top level and creating chances. The problem at that level is if you don't create chances. I have seen a lot of players who don’t score when they’re 20 but score when they’re 23.
    Which harks back to what I was saying the other day. He's certainly working harder and the acknowledgement that he has to improve areas such as his first touch is good. I think he might start today, a bit of physical presence against Fulham's giant centre-half bloke whose name I can't remember. A goal would be nice. AW's thoughts on some mooted rule changes. Those are piffling compared to the 6+5 rule which seems to be edging closer. It's something we will come back to but I'm with Wenger on this one. The idea that you have to choose 6 players in every team simply because they're English is ludicrous. It's basically nobbling the club game and will lower the quality of the sport. Boo, I say. And not boo-urns. Finally, don't forget Arsenal TV online's free coverage of today's match (audio commentary and build up and such) and if you'd like to win a 6 month subscription just email tv@arseblog.com. Any comments you have about the match day show are welcome too - either via the email or in the arses here. Right, that's that. Time for some breakfast. Come on you reds.]]>
    2003 2009-02-28 09:00:42 2009-02-28 09:00:42 open open saturday-round-up-fulham-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 0-0 Fulham: Facts and opinions http://arseblog.net/2009/03/01/arsenal-0-0-fulham-facts-and-opinions/ Sun, 01 Mar 2009 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2001 Fact - we had chances to win the game yesterday. Two van Persie headers, one which hit the post, one saved, a van Persie shot after a great Arshavin through ball, a Diaby header which nearly squirmed under Schwarzer. Arsenal fans after the final whistleFact - we have taken 5 points from the last 15 in the league Fact - we haven't scored in our last 4 league games Fact - we have scored just 4 goals in our last 8 home league games Fact - we're in 5th place, 5 points behind Aston Villa who have a game in hand, and just 2 ahead of Everton Fact - our record in the league is 12 wins, 10 draws and 5 defeats. Not top 4 form. Fact - our form means we are exactly where we deserve to be at this moment in time Ok, let's leave the facts and go for some opinion. Opinion - if Aston Villa win today then we will not qualify for the Champions League next season. As I said some weeks ago it's all well and good saying Villa will drop points but it makes the assumption that we won't do exactly the same. I just don't see us clawing back 8 points between now and the end of the season. Not with Liverpool, United and Chelsea still to play. Opinion - this team's attitude is not right. The longer the season goes on the more the evidence mounts that they prioritise games. Big games. Which is why we see a different Arsenal against Roma than the one we do for league games against Sunderland and Fulham. The manager's press conference was interesting yesterday. As well as looking quite bewildered and at a loss, Arsene said something quite telling. Speaking about the difficulties of winning in the league after a midweek European tie he said:
    There's a lot of mental investment in the Champions League game. We are not mature enough to prepare well and to say 'Ok, let's get the priorities right and win the game'.
    An amazing thing to say, really, and a sad indictment of the team that he has built, of his players. Because these are all his players. The ones in whom he's shown such faith, the ones that he has asked us to believe in, and then he tells us that they're not 'mature' enough to show the same kind of effort in a must-win league game as a glamourous Champions League tie. That's appalling. I'm not going to single out any players but there were some who started both Roma and Fulham and who obviously, quite obviously, did more, gave more, tried harder and so on, against the Italian side. Opinion - the last 10 minutes against Fulham were the most depressing, saddening 10 minutes of the season. When we should have had them right under the cosh we stood off them, let Danny Murphy and co pass it around us. There was no urgency, no desire to win the ball back, we just watched, we didn't want it badly enough. More than anything I think those last 10 minutes are what drew the chorus of disapproval at full time. It was horrible to watch. I sat, literally, with my head in my hands. It was like seeing your dad being beaten up and not being able to do anything about it. I don't know how to describe quite how upset those last 10 minutes made me. I've said it time and time again. Fans can and will overlook lack of quality in a player, for the most part, but lack of effort at any level, at any stage of the game, is unforgivable. The team lacks heart, it lacks leadership, there was nobody in that team yesterday to kick the rest of them up the arse. And look what happened. Danny Murphy bossed the show. Danny Murphy. Opinion - this team misses Mathieu Flamini, or a similar kind of player. I don't want to go over the whole Flamini saga, he did not cover himself in glory, he went to Milan for money and maybe he's regretting it now when he gets 20 minutes here and there, but Arsenal wouldn't have been so toothless yesterday if he'd have been playing. Wenger's biggest mistake, in my opinion, is not replacing him, or Diarra, or Gilberto. It's been obvious all season long yet in the transfer window he went out and bought a winger/number 10. Look at our attacking options: Robin van Persie, Adebayor, Eduardo, Bendtner, Walcott, Rosicky, Vela, Arshavin. Look at our central midfield options: Cesc, Diaby, Denilson, Song, Ramsey. I know this is old ground but to me it's so blindingly, maddeningly obvious. I simply do not understand why he has ignored this problem. I don't understand his faith in someone like Song, I think he's thrown Denilson in at the deep end way before he's ready, Diaby has yet to prove anything and Ramsey is 18. Just 18. And the worst thing is he knew he needed a central midfielder last summer. That's why he tried to buy Xabi Alonso from Liverpool. He knew last summer and when it became even more obvious that we still needed that player, when it became an absolute necessity after Cesc's injury, he bought Arshavin. He bought Arshavin because he felt the team was lacking creativity. Fair enough, but wouldn't it be fair to say that the creativity we lack is in the central midfield area? We don't have anyone with the quality to consistently create, see openings, and so on. Opinion - if we had a better central midfield we would be comfortably in the top four. That's my opinion, I will stand by that in the face of any argument. I'm not blaming Song or Denilson, at the end of the day the manager picks them, but it's the manager's fault that he is picking players who are not ready to play at this level at this moment in time. It's his fault that our options in that area are so poor. Opinion - much of the frustration felt by fans comes because we are Arsenal, we feel like we should have a team that can beat Fulham, Sunderland etc. The reality is that you judge a team on its results and performances. This is a team that has taken 1 point from 6 against Fulham this season, 2 points from 6 against Sunderland, etc. We're frustrated because we can see this team isn't capable of much better. A few grandstanding performances aside we are a very average football team. Opinion - this is undoubtedly the worst season under Wenger's stewardship. The longer it goes on the more his explanations, his excuses, begin to grate. I love Arsene. I think he's a brilliant man, a fantastic ambassador for our club, he has done wonderful things for us, and I would like nothing more than for us to be a force again under him. However, I think he's made bad mistakes this season. Maybe he'd be the first to admit that but that's not going to make things any better now. He had the chance in the summer and in January to address the problems, the balance of the side. He didn't. And now, sadly, I think we're going to count the cost of that with a UEFA Cup campaign next season. The implications of that are best left for another day. Opinion - we have 11 games left in the league this season. We need a miracle, hopefully it can start today with Stoke beating Villa, or least not losing, and maybe fans have a part to play too. The frustration is understandable and I would never tell anybody how they should react or cheer or sing or not sing but maybe there's a part to play for the fans too. Finally: Fact - I love the Arsenal. That's why this hurts so much.]]>
    2001 2009-03-01 09:00:10 2009-03-01 09:00:10 open open arsenal-0-0-fulham-facts-and-opinions publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Reasons to be cheerful, 1-2-3 http://arseblog.net/2009/03/02/reasons-to-be-cheerful-1-2-3/ Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1999 Arsenal heart, seeing David Bentley miss a penalty in the Carling Cup final was utterly hilarious. The same bloke who lashed a ball from a roof into a skip 70 yards away (without special fx, naturally ... *cough*) couldn't hit the target from 12 yards. Maybe I'm a petty man, a small, petty man, for getting my kicks from the misfortune of others, but David Bentley is rat-faced chav whose catastrophes will always be thigh-slappers to me. And to ensure your week gets off to a good start there's further good news in that Theo Walcott returns to full training today and should be available for first team action soon. Now, back to matters more Arsenal Arsene Wenger has reacted to questions about whether or not fans are losing faith with the team. His reply is quite blunt. He says:
    I don’t know. That is not my worry. I believe it’s not the biggest problem, not the biggest worry. The biggest worry is that we don’t win games that we should win.
    Quite right, what the fans think should not be his biggest worry. The biggest worry should be that his team can't score, that they can't beat opponents they really should beat. The fans unrest is a consequence of that and will disappear if we start winning games again. He goes on to say:
    I feel the players are showing enough desire but, when you don’t get results, the first thing people always doubt is the desire.
    Now I don't think for a second that the players don't want to win the league games, of course they do. But we have this peculiar record this season of saving our best performances for the big games. A lacklustre display against Sunderland was no indication of how we would perform against Roma which would give you no indication of how we'd go back to lacklustre for Fulham. And he spelt out why that was, saying the team lacked the maturity to prepare properly for the league games. I find that hard to take. There were no real kids in that Arsenal team on Saturday. Some young players, Denilson the most raw, but beyond that this is a team with a lot of experience. Samir Nasri is young but has played close to 200 first team games in his career, Diaby perhaps, but the rest have plenty of football and maturity. How can you say Almunia, Gallas, Toure, Clichy, Sagna, Arshavin, van Persie, Nasri aren't mature enough to prepare well and prioritise a league game you have to win? I think it was Arsene clutching at straws in the post-match press conference. A shift in attitude is what's needed. In old-fashioned terms a 'kick up the arse'. I don't think there's anything more to it than that, to be honest. They need to be told in no uncertain terms that every game is vital, that there is no fixture any more important than any other. The same effort has to be put into every game and anyone who watched the last 10 minutes against Fulham saw an Arsenal team more or less give up. Arse. Kick. Kick. Arse. Simple. Anyway, I don't want to drag things down after such a marvellous start to the week. Villa lose, Bentley misses, Theo's on his way back. Let us be cheered by those things. Let us, even for a short time, believe that the miracle can happen. We've got to go to West Brom tomorrow night and there are going to be some tired legs, I guess. But I hope those tired legs will be attached to sore arses after being kicked up them by the manager, by Pat Rice, by whoever else feels like kicking them. And if kicking those arses gets us a result tomorrow night then I shall apply myself for the job of official arse-kicker. "Mr Hill-Wood, pass me my kickin' boots..." A fuller preview of West Brom on tomorrow's blog. Finally for today the winner of the Arsenal TV Online competition. The 6 month subscription goes to Adrian Lightly, well done to you, I'll be in touch to get your details etc. Right so, go happily into this Monday. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    West Brom preview http://arseblog.net/2009/03/03/west-brom-preview/ Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1997 West Brom tonight, a team at the foot of the table, but one which caused us some problems on the first day of the season. We won 1-0 back then, Samir Nasri scoring after 4 minutes and the 86 goalless ones that followed were, in hindsight, something of a taste to come. I don't really have anything to say about this, the implications of tonight's game. I think we all know. Win and we're 3 points behind Villa who play Man City tomorrow night. Anything else just doesn't bear thinking about. The manager has, in his usual style, been talking up his team in public. I know it's probably designed to boost their confidence and belief but at the moment I wish he'd do in private. He says some things which are kind of hard to digest. Speaking about Manchester United, the runaway league leaders, he says:
    It’s a fine line [between winning games 1-0 and drawing]. I have watched Man United get an opening here and there and they are a great side. But I don’t feel they dominate the games like we do.
    That's staggering, it really is. Up there with the 'were only 1 or 2% away from dominating the league' comment earlier in the season. I didn't see us dominate Fulham, or Sunderland, or the 5 games we lost this season so it's hard to make sense of that. At a time when fans are frustrated it'd be nice if he was a little more circumspect in what he was saying. Maybe that's just me though. In team news the only injury is William Gallas who has an ankle problem. The manager reckons he has a 'bright future' at the club. Personally, I think he'll be off in the summer and even if his form, which is probably as good as its ever been at Arsenal, is due to him putting himself in the shop window then I'm more than happy to accept that in the short-term. If it helps us achieve our goals this season then I can live with it. Johan Djourou will come in for Gallas and I'd expect there to be a little bit of rotation in midfield. I think Eboue will probably start ahead of Arshavin and Bendtner will come back in for Vela. I watched West Brom against Everton at the weekend and defensively they are poor, the first goal they conceded was absolutely comical. They probably won't be as generous tonight but it's an area we can still take advantage of. One thing we have to be aware of is players coming from midfield and shooting from range. They had a few good chances against Everton like that and they have a couple of handy midfielders, the Spaniard Valero is one we need to keep an eye out for. Bottom line though is that if we can't beat the bottom team then it's hard to say we deserve to be anywhere near the top 4. Arsene knows we have to take advantage of the favour Stoke did us on Sunday, saying:
    I think that Villa have lost a big opportunity to put us eight points behind and we want to take advantage of that. We have to put performances in to make us come back as quickly as possible.
    And what will the Villa players be feeling if we win tonight? The pressure is on then. Instead of being 8 clear the gap is just 3, they then have to play Man City who are more than capable of beating Villa (sadly though just as capable of losing 4-0). It's down to us. We've got to start scoring goals, tonight is where it must start again or the little lifeline we've been thrown will be snatched away again. Samir Nasri is feeling positive while Andrei Arshavin talks about how the 90 minutes against Fulham were a real challenge for him physically. He says:
    Even before the end of the first half I felt as if I had spat my lungs out. It was a hard match for me. In the second half my legs simply refused to serve me. I am not physically strong enough yet to play the whole of the match. But I think with each coming game I play it will be easier in this sense.
    There's no doubt the 90 minutes will have done him the world of good but it'll take him some time to adjust to the pace of English football. I think tonight he'll be used from the bench, perhaps to take advantage of tired West Brom legs in the final half an hour. He's obviously the best player we have for his position, I just don't see the manager starting him twice in 3 days this early in his Premier League career. The manager is happy with him though, saying:
    I’m convinced he will soon have a tremendous influence on our game because he has a quick brain and is many steps ahead of the game. Even on Saturday he set up two great chances for Robin van Persie. They were two great passes and he had two great opportunities too. When you can have that kind of impact on a game, it is very positive.
    Add to that the impressive first half against Sunderland and it'll be very interesting to see what he can do when fully fit. And there you go. All the stock phrases at the end of the blog to encourage the team appear to have little or no effect. Their mojo has run out. We need a new one. Fingers cro ... no. Come on you .... nah. Kill them to ... nope. Just fucking win. That'll do.]]>
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    Three goals, three points, threemendous! http://arseblog.net/2009/03/04/three-goals-three-points-threemendous/ Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1995 101greatgoals. Bendtner celebrates his goal against West Brom - It was still enough to see our first goal in 946 hours of football. Nicklas Bendtner trickling one home with his left foot to put us 1-0 up. I also saw West Brom's equaliser, the first goal we've conceded in a long time too. A West Brom free kick in a dangerous position was made more dangerous by the fact Eboue broke away from the wall and the shot went through the wall right where he was supposed to be. 1-1. But two further goals in the first half were enough to win the game. I mentioned West Brom's weakness at defending set-pieces and we took advantage when Kolo Toure headed home an Arshavin free kick, then Kolo's long ball sent Bendtner through and he slammed home his second of the night. I can't tell you much else in terms of the game or the performance. Feel free to tell me, the arses are open, but the main thing is that we scored goals and won the game. The gap between us and Aston Villa is now just three points and they play tonight as we know. Afterwards Arsene said:
    The game was decided in the first half where all the important facts happened. In the second half we controlled the game and created more chances that we didn’t take but I thought goals four and five were there to be taken.
    Goals four and five? Imagine. After the last few weeks I'm happy enough with three. Let's not to be too greedy here. And two for Nicklas Bendtner who has come in for some criticism in recent months. Nevertheless, he's now scored 10 11 goals this season so despite some admittedly dodgy performances and some poor misses he does get his share. The manager was happy for him too, saying:
    He has shown tonight he has the talent to be an Arsenal player and he’s on the right path to mature. I liked his presence, his determined attitude and I thought the way he took people on showed he has improved a lot.
    No doubt there are still things he needs to work on in his game but I hope those goals will give his confidence a boost and maybe reduce some of the stick he gets. He's a 20 year old striker, there are very few 20 year old strikers in double figures for their top-flight clubs this season, I'd wager. Adebayor, one of our 'senior' strikers, has just 12, so that puts in perspective a little bit. As I said though the main thing was the three points. That the win came with three goals is another positive, as is the fact we might have had more. Of course you can pick the bones out of any game and look for negatives but we've had enough of those over the last few weeks, right? Now we've got a few days until our next game which is Burnley in the FA Cup and our next league fixture is Blackburn in 10 days time. Sandwiched between those two games is the 2nd leg of the Champions League tie against Roma. It's not unrealistic to think that by the time we play Blackburn we'll have Walcott, Eduardo and Adebayor back in contention so the squad will have a good boost heading into the final stretch of the season. So now we keep our fingers crossed that Man City can get a result against Villa tonight (albeit without Robinho or Craig Bellamy). If they do things will start to get really interesting. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1995 2009-03-04 09:00:48 2009-03-04 09:00:48 open open three-goals-three-points-threemendous publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Villa lose and now the pressure's on them http://arseblog.net/2009/03/05/villa-lose-and-now-the-pressures-on-them/ Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1992 Arsenal win we move back into the top four on goal difference. Amazing really. Villa's recent run of form is poor. In their last six games in all competitions they've lost four and drawn two. Their upcoming fixtures in the league are Sp*rs (H), Liverpool (A), Man United (A), Everton (H), West Ham (H). Our corresponding fixtures are Blackburn (H), Newcastle (A), Man City (H), Wigan (A), Liverpool (A). So there's plenty of scope for things to change even further and the next few weeks are going to be crucial. Especially as we face United and Chelsea in the final weeks of the season. However, the pressure is right on Villa now, they have to arrest their poor run of form and perhaps their squad, which is quite small, is finding the going a bit tough now. So while we can keep on eye on Villa the players have to focus on just getting the results. According to Bacary Sagna:
    At the moment we are only looking at Arsenal. We try to play game after game and give everything, take the maximum points and we will see. We have to stay focused and we have to work.
    Of course we have other distractions too. The Champions League and the FA Cup, neither of which trouble Villa who bowed out of Europe quite deliberately last week. You just hope that the players we have coming back from injury will provide the squad with the bit of freshness it needs to cope with the extra games. Andrei Arshavin has been speaking about the adaptation he's making to English football. He says:
    I watched the matches that were broadcast in Russia whenever possible. But to tell the truth it seemed less difficult on TV. Only now do I understand how dynamic and hard the football is here.
    He has been impressive since he arrived, showing his creativity with some excellent passing, and he has an assist under his belt for Kolo Toure's goal against West Brom the other night. The only thing left for him is to find the net but that will come soon enough. I seem to remember a couple of high profile Arsenal signings hitting double figures in terms of appearances before they got on the scoresheet so there really is no pressure on Arshavin at this moment. The Daily Mail says that Theo Walcott has asked to be included in the squad for the FA Cup game against Burnley on Sunday. He's been back in training since Monday so it might be a push but I suppose the sooner he gets some match action under his belt the better. And from the same article:
    Wenger has opened talks with Emmanuel Eboue over a new contract for the midfielder, whose career at Arsenal appeared to be finished when he was sent on as a substitute and then replaced in injury time after an embarrassing display against Wigan last December. The Ivory Coast star was also sent off against Tottenham at White Hart Lane, but Wenger believes Eboue has done enough to earn a new deal.
    Mmmmmmfff. Phhffhdhffff. Ahghfgfgf. Trrtjgjhghgg. Azzzdgdgaa. AHdhyryrtd. Asdkasdhasd. 1237. asdhasdas.d. asdjaksdhjasd. qwe. tuerewre. sdahldalsd. asdad. utut. ggggggg. And that is the extent of my reasoned analysis to that news. Perhaps it might just be a Daily Mail person saying "Let's just stick this in down the bottom for a laugh. Imagine their faces ... hahaha". Although that would credit somebody in the Daily Mail with a sense of humour and I think we all know that couldn't possibly be the case. I suspect, however, that there's not much truth to it. If you haven't been following it Goodplaya's survey results are interesting. Right, that's about that. There will be more tomorrow, of course, along with an Arsecast. Till then.]]>
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    Lots of Wenger talk, violent players + Arsecast 114 http://arseblog.net/2009/03/06/lots-of-wenger-talk-violent-players-arsecast-114/ Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1989 FA Youth Cup. With the game against Sp*rs at 1-1 (Kyle Bartley for us) and seemingly headed for extra-time the young Guns lashed two goals in two minutes to make it 3-1 and advance to the semi-finals. Jay Emmanuel Emmanuel Emmanuel Thomas broke Sp*rs hearts with a fantastic left foot shot and then sub Rhys Murphy (Murphy for Ireland!) latched on to Coquelin's ball and finished with aplomb. In fact, double aplomb. I'll admit, I was a little bit in my cups last night watching it, but it warmed my heart and no mistake. Well done to all the lads and to Steve Bould who still has no hair but do we care? No we certainly do not. Now, onto matters more senior and the boss has had his pre-game press conference for the Burnley game. As usual lots of stuff to report on so I'll get through it as quickly as possible. Firstly, team news. Eduardo and Theo Walcott could both be involved on Sunday which is a good boost, especially with the Champions League game in midweek too. There's still no definitive news about Kolo but he's unlikely to play on Sunday to give him the maximum chance of making Roma. Adebayor remains out. The boss has called Theo's potential return 'great' and he'll certainly add some pace to things. Hopefully his shoulder problems are behind him now but some first team action will tell us that for sure. On rumours that he was going to join Manchester City, Arsene said:
    I have never allowed anyone to question my commitment to this club, in the good and in the bad times, that has not changed in my mind. You have told me I am on their wanted list, I do not know if that is true or no. On my side, I am contracted until 2011 and until 2011 I do not envisage to go anywhere else.
    Of course Man City have been linked with all kinds of people this week. Lionel Messi, Jesus, ALF (whose snout provides him with that edge in the air), former Olympic sprinter Kriss Akabusi and Lord Lucan who they're going to clone from a piece of amber. Twats. And responding to comments from Cesc Fabregas saying that he felt his future at Arsenal was dependent on Arsene Wenger, the manager said:
    I hope his future will last longer than mine because I think he can still be here in ten years. He should be one of the bases of this club. I think the club should be built around personalities like Cesc and that's why I hope he will still be here. He was born in 1987 and he is 22 years old in 2009 and at 32 he will still play.
    I suppose it's fairly natural for players to find it hard to imagine life at a club without the manager who brought them there. And in Cesc's case Wenger is the only manager he's ever had. But in the heel of the hunt managers leave and players stay more often than not. After a series of Premier League games which have seen red cards for atrocious, dangerous tackles, the boss reckons some kind of special committee needs to be set up to ensure those guilty of such challenges are punished more severely. He says:
    An accident can happen when two people go for the ball but it is very rare. What I see is that guys go into the tackle to hurt the player. There is not sufficient punishment. They could create a special committee to analyse if three games is enough because, in some tackles, 10 is not enough.
    And he's absolutely right, as are his further comments which question the attitude of the players who have just tried to break someone's leg. Look at the Kevin Nolan challenge on Anichebe the other week. Deliberate, meant to hurt the opponent, yet he feigned surprise when the ref gave him a red card. And the worst thing about it all is the culture of excuse making that exists. "Oh, Kevin Nolan isn't that kind of player", they say. "We've never seen him do that before", they say. Well, a murderer only needs to murder one person to be a murderer. Anichebe was very lucky he didn't have his leg snapped like Eduardo but all the same he's now out for the rest of the season due to injury. He hasn't played since that challenge. Yet Nolan will be back after a trifling three game ban. It's a bug-bear of mine, as regular readers will know. We had the ridiculous situation last season when Jeremie Aliadiere was banned for four games for touching the face of Mascherano, and that's literally all it was, yet Martin Taylor whose oafish, brutal tackle put Eduardo out of the game for a year got a three match ban and nothing more. It's ridiculous. There has to be a sliding scale, there has to be an acceptance that when serious harm has been caused to a player that the incident should, at the very least, be examined by a panel to see if further punishment is warranted. Of course it's hard to gauge intent but overall it must be possible to do something about a system which is quite clearly wrong and punishes the victim more than the perpetrator. Right, enough of all that. Time for the Arsecast. On this week's show I talk to Tim Payton from Arsenal Supporter's Trust about finances, property, ticket prices and Ivan Gazidis. The Man in the Bar is ... erm ... in full effect, we might say, plus the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 21mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Phew. Plenty for a Friday morning. Have a good one, more tomorrow.]]>
    1989 2009-03-06 09:00:53 2009-03-06 09:00:53 open open lots-of-wenger-talk-violent-players-arsecast-114 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Cesc on his way back but there's Spanish interference http://arseblog.net/2009/03/07/cesc-on-his-way-back-but-theres-spanish-interference/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1987 Cesc update, shall we? In this morning's Sun he's given the timescale for his return. He says:
    If everything goes to plan, I will be back in action for Arsenal in four weeks.
    Cesc's goal-faceHurrah! The idea of Cesc being back in the team makes me make Cesc's goal-face, as illustrated by the man himself to your right. He goes on to say:
    I genuinely believe I will return fitter and stronger than ever as a result of the first long break of my professional career. For the past five years I have never had more than one month’s rest. I am only 21 but have already played more than 250 games for Arsenal and Spain. So maybe the injury was my body’s way of telling me to take a break.
    Ok Cesc's body, we've got the message. You've made your point in no uncertain terms. Now, if you don't mind, we'd like the rest of Cesc back please. I'm not saying for a moment that all our hopes this season are dependent on Cesc but all our hopes this season are dependent on Cesc. I kid, I kid. But having him back in the side will provide us with a huge boost in quality in an area where we badly need it. Fingers crossed all goes well in the final stages of his recovery and he's back in the side and back to his best in no time. Of course you can't have any good news these days without somebody trying to put a damper on it. We're all happy Cesc is on his way back but that Armani suited cunthound in Catalunya, Joan Laporta, has stuck his oar in saying Cesc would be a 'big player' for Barcelona. Well there's a fucking genius at work, eh? He continues to state the obvious by telling us Cesc was born there. Well, there's a shock. How could we not have known all this time? Obviously Joan (and I pronounce his name as it's spelt in English, like my Auntie Joan and not 'Jwan') Laporta is still more than a bit pissed off that they paid us £12m+ for Hleb, who is getting splinters in his arse from sitting on the bench week in week out and has been bleating to press about how much he'd like to join Bayern Munich. He's our captain you interfering, busy-body. I know, I know, you bought our last captain but he was all fucked up in the head, what with his marriage break-up and all that kind of stuff. But Cesc's marriage is so fine he hasn't even got married yet. What I wouldn't give for a summer without constant fiddling of our special area from Spanish clubs. You know it's going to happen again. Real Madrid have a presidential election this summer so that's going to be mayhem with all the candidates promising players from all over. Candidate 1 - "If elected I promise Kaka, Fabregas, van Persie, Eduardo, Messi and Ronaldo". Candidate 2 - "If elected I promise Kaka, Fabregas, van Persie, Eduardo, Messi, Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic". Candidate 3 - "If elected I promise Kaka, Fabregas, van Persie, Eduardo, Messi, Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic and Darren Fletcher! And gypsies arms for all!!!" And so it will go but with more Arsenal players named, probably. Adebayor's agents will be creaming their fucking pants and getting him to pose with pictures of Spanish newspapers, Spanish flags, weeping a solitary tear over a portrait of Alfredo di Stefano and anything else they can think of. And while all this is going, Barcelona, having blown the league on the final day of the season will be desperate to keep up with Los Joneses and will join in with gusto. It's gonna be fucking mayhem, I tell you. Mayhem. Anyway, that's all to look forward to in the summer. In the meantime there's other stuff to keep us occupied. Gael Clichy talks about the boss and the criticism levelled at AW and the team. We've got the FA Cup game tomorrow as well. There'll be a bit of changing around in terms of the team, I suspect with one eye on Roma in midweek. The boss has confirmed that Kieran Gibbs will start at left back, Gallas should come back in place of Toure and Fabianski, as the cup keeper, will play. I still think the FA Cup is our best chance of silverware this season. We've already been knocked out of one cup competition by Burnley and we know they're a decent side so perhaps there's a measure of revenge to be taken tomorrow. And there you have it. Now, if you'll excuse this pottering won't get done by itself.]]>
    1987 2009-03-07 09:00:19 2009-03-07 09:00:19 open open cesc-on-his-way-back-but-theres-spanish-interference publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/03/08/sunday-round-up-35/ Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1984 FA Cup 5th round game against Burnley. I think everything that needs to be said about the game has been said already. We know they're a decent team and although the personnel will be different from the Carling Cup game we need to perform because they'll be right up for this one. If we win this game we have a 6th round tie with Hull lined up, and should that prove successful then we go into the semi-finals. Man United and Chelsea have already qualified, to be joined later by one of Everton and Boro so it's shaping up to be quite a tasty tournament. Let's not get ahead of ourselves though, keep focussed on today and do the business until the fat lady sings and the game of two halves is over. And such. Other than that it's interviews to fill the blog this morning. First up is a fantastic piece in the Observer in which Amy Lawrence talks to Robin van Persie. He comes across as a great guy, desperate for Arsenal to do well, almost like a fan. He says:
    My ambitions are very, very high and, I think, realistic. I want to be at a level where, as a club, we are winning things, not just every four or five years, but one or two trophies each year. That's what I think this club has in its pocket.
    Can't fault his ambition, that's for sure. Go read the rest yourself. I now love him a little bit more. Next up Nicklas Bendtner in the Independent:
    I know what I can do and the people that know me know that I don't come across as arrogant. I have a lot of self-belief and I don't think you could play at this level without belief [in yourself], that's true for every footballer really.
    And a video interview with Andrei Arshavin from the BBC's Football Focus. Arsene Wenger talks about security and the potential for terrorist attacks at football matches, in the wake of what happened in Pakistan to the Sri Lanka cricket team. It really doesn't bear thinking about. And that's really about that. Kick off today is 1.30 so there's not too long to hang about the house and wait for my hangover to recede. Come on Arsenal. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 3-0 Burnley : Eduardo's goal a beach peach http://arseblog.net/2009/03/09/arsenal-3-0-burnley-eduardos-goal-a-beach-peach/ Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1981 The second goal was truly a thing of beauty. Alex Song clipped a ball over the defence and Eduardo quite deliberately finished with the heel of his left foot and put it in the top corner to make it 2-0. I don't think I've ever seen a finish quite like that, amazing. It's fantastic to see how quickly he's got back into the goalscoring groove since his return from the injury. Arsene Wenger called it a 'beach goal'. That he even thought about doing that, let alone actually being able to pull it off, was just incredible. Certainly our goal of the season so far, and up there with anything that's been scored by anyone else. The manager also praised the character of the Crozilian, saying:
    I didn't expect him to come back like that, it's a tribute to his personality. He's never complained and that is a big example in our world.
    I know you can't pin everything on one player but it's hard not to think we'd have at least kept the fight for the title alive much longer last season had he been fit. You think of that series of draws and his ability to pop up with a goal might have been decisive. Oh well. It's good to have him back now. The third goal was like being in some magic-reverso land. An Alex Song back-heel into the path of Emmanuel Eboue who rifled it into the bottom corner. 3-0 Arsenal and the goal coming from a most unlikely combination. I'm not sure about the dancing celebration but the goal won't do him any harm at all. Arsenalist has the goals. There should have been more goals too. Off the top of my head I remember a great chance for van Persie when Theo (welcome back!) clipped it to the far post but he completely missed the ball. Eduardo showed he's fallible by heading one wide when right in front of goal, Theo had a one on one saved and the linesman gave Theo offside when he clearly wasn't in a move that should have resulted in a goal. So overall we can be happy with the way we played, they really didn't offer much as an attacking threat and in terms of a warm-up for Roma on Wednesday it's sure to be a good confidence boost. There were some positive individual performances. That was probably the best game Alex Song has ever had for Arsenal and it's good to see. All the same I'd like to see more of that from him and against better opposition. He deserves credit for the fine shift he put in yesterday but let's remember it's just one game. It was good to see Theo Walcott back too. I'm not sure about his Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air moustache but he set up a chance for van Persie and could have scored himself. A positive return. So we go into the 6th round where we'll face Hull at home. Win that and we'll play Chelsea in the semi-final at Wembley. Tasty. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We did the job in a serious way. Before going to Roma it is good that we didn’t concede and we scored.
    Tue dat. And while Burnley were poor, surprisingly poor I have to say, you can only beat what's in front of you. We scored goals, made plenty of chances, and the confidence will continue to grow on the back of that, I'm sure. However, it almost goes without saying that Roma is going to be a much more difficult task on Wednesday night. They obviously have better players, they're at home, and while they do have some injuries they're going to be a lot better than Burnley were. Anyway, there's plenty of time in the next few days to preview that game. Today is a day for watching replays of Eduardo's goal over and over. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1981 2009-03-09 09:00:59 2009-03-09 09:00:59 open open arsenal-3-0-burnley-eduardos-goal-a-beach-peach publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Theo wants a clatter, maybe Adebayor needs one too http://arseblog.net/2009/03/10/theo-wants-a-clatter-maybe-adebayor-needs-one-too/ Tue, 10 Mar 2009 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1979 Eduardo and Theo Walcott should both be in the squad, adding quality and depth to the bench. And the latter is looking forward to a good physical game. His shoulder is obviously going to be a worry until he finds himself on the end of a robust challenge, but Theo's not worried, saying:
    It feels fine now. I still haven't experienced getting clattered yet so that's the next test. Our new doctor, Gary O’Driscoll, comes from a rugby background. He has regularly dealt with dislocated shoulders and says players tend to come back without suffering any reaction.
    Gary O'Driscoll is the cousin of Ireland rugby captain Brian O'Driscoll, a man who has had more injuries than Rosicky, van Persie and Darren Anderton put together, so hopefully he'll have had plenty of practice and can see Theo right. It'll take a little time for him to find his match sharpness but in the final stages of tomorrow's game it'd be great to throw him on. His pace would trouble defenders under normal circumstances, trying to keep up with him with tired legs will be even more difficult. From a Roma point of view they'll have Totti fit but will be without Daniele di Rossi (suspension), Cicinho (injury), Perrotta (injury) and Panucci (being a crotchety old twat and falling out with the coach). More on the squad and the game itself tomorrow. The club have been advising fans on how to avoid trouble in Rome. We've seen some nasty scenes in recent years when Manchester United have played there so fingers crossed there's nothing like that and everyone stays safe and sound. Meanwhile, Emmanuel Adebayor, who misses the game with a hamstring strain, reveals there was indeed interest in him in the summer, but says he chose to stay at Arsenal:
    Arsenal are a club that I want to repay with important victories for having allowed me to become one of the great players in world football. I find myself well here, even if, as I say in life, you can never know what will happen in the future.
    Erm, 'one of the great players in world football'? I'm really not sure about that. It will be interesting to see what happens when he comes back from injury and gets a chance in the team. Carlos Vela is showing he's got the stuff, Eduardo is back and scoring as if he'd never been away, Nicklas Bendtner, for all his troubles, now only has one goal less this season than Adebayor, and Robin van Persie has established himself as the main man this season. I wonder in the face of this competition will we see the old Adebayor back. The one who ran, chased, harried, worked hard and did 90 minutes of graft. If we do then it'll be good for the team. However, I'm sure I won't be alone in wondering where that Adebayor was earlier in the season when his place was assured. It's something I've always maintained - that competition for places is absolutely crucial. If a guy knows a bad performance means he's going to be dropped and a ready and willing replacement is standing by then he's going to put in the effort. Some players aren't motivated enough, aren't professional enough, to put in that kind of work when there's no pressure. I'm not saying it's deliberate, I think it's just a fact of life. You have some players who want to win every game, who can maintain a high standard week in-week out. Then there are those that need to know they've got someone else itching to take their place to do it consistently. It's human nature and I think Adebayor falls into the latter category. He needs to work on becoming one of the great players in this Arsenal squad first. The world can wait. Right so, not much else to tell you this morning. More build-up and such tomorrow.]]>
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    Wenger puts it up to his players - Roma preview http://arseblog.net/2009/03/11/wenger-puts-it-up-to-his-players-roma-preview/ Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1977 Roma tonight. I'm looking forward to this, I have to say. Not that I'm taking anything for granted. As good as the performance, result and goals against Burnley were this is a much more difficult task altogether. Still, there's a sense that the team is beginning to find its feet again, that they're boosted by the return of injured players and to me, at least, I think there's a focus and determination in the Champions League that isn't quite present in the other competitions this season. Arsene Wenger is bullish going into the tie. He wants his players to show everyone that they've been written off too early, that they do have the quality he always said they did. In rather bombastic terms, he says:
    You judge a season at the end of the season and it is down to us in the coming months to show that we have the necessary quality and that people were too quick to write us off. What we are playing for at the moment is the destiny of this team. How much do we want to win? How much do we want to be the best? That’s what is at stake at the moment.
    So, not much then? He's certainly putting it up to his squad. There must have been times this season when he was biting his tongue. We know he's never critical of his players in public but it must have been hard at times this season to defend what he saw on the pitch - not least because it made a mockery of what we all saw. Having nursed them, protected them, taken the flak for them over and over again, he wants them to repay that. We're 90 minutes away from a Champions League 1/4 final and he expects a performance. He wants more of what we saw against Roma in the first leg and less of what we saw against Fulham or Sunderland. There's not much in terms of team news, only that Kolo Toure is fit, and I expect the same XI in the same formation as in the first leg. Arsene says we're going to attack Roma. I think that's a good idea. A goal would mean the Italians have to score three and while that's not impossible it's certainly difficult. An early goal for us would really settle the nerves and put Roma on the back foot. We have the added bonus of real quality on the bench should we need it as well. Theo Walcott and Eduardo provide fantastic options, not only if we're chasing the game, but also to hammer the final nails into the coffin should it come to that. I do wonder if he might think about using Theo from the start in place of Eboue but I suspect he'll be on the bench. There's no doubt Roma will be better than in the first leg. They were as poor as we were good and we shouldn't expect a repeat of that. It means that we're going to have to work as hard as we've worked this season but our record in what you might call 'big games' has been good. There's no doubt in my mind that we have the ability to go through tonight, that we have the ability to win the game as well. It's a measure of how well we played in Europe this season that it would be a massive disappointment if we didn't get a result. Here's to it. I've got some lucky beers to go with the match later on. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1977 2009-03-11 09:00:55 2009-03-11 09:00:55 open open wenger-puts-it-up-to-his-players-roma-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Roma 1-0 Arsenal: Defeat but it's Roma who pay the penalty http://arseblog.net/2009/03/12/roma-1-0-arsenal-defeat-but-its-roma-who-pay-the-penalty/ Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1975 Gallas should have put his foot through it, didn't. Kolo thought Gallas was going to put his foot through it, swiped at it himself, missed. Awful. The ball ran through to Juan at the back post. Juan scored. 1-0 Roma and 1-1 on aggregate. Almunia kept us in it, not for the first time this season, as Roma dominated the first half an hour. The game settled into boringness. Tedium. Dullosity. The introduction of Theo didn't help much. The introduction of Eduardo made little difference. We huffed and puffed. Nasri tried to make things happen, nothing happened. Robin van Persie cut an isolated and lonely figure up front on his own. That's not his game. Julio Bapista, formerly of Arsenal, is put through by Totti. He just has to sidefoot it home from 6 yards. He makes a like a donkey with a fly on his leg, kicks out, more or less misses the ball. Arsenal are let off the hook by the former Arsenal man. The home crowd, so vociferous in their support of the team, aren't shy in letting him know what they think. I felt kind of sorry for him in a way. Of course I wanted him to miss but despite being utterly crap he wasn't/isn't a bad guy. Extra time. Then it got nerve-wracking. The later it got the more powerful an Arsenal goal would become. So too a Roma score. But the game being the game it was meant no goals were scored and it was down to penalties. And when it comes to penalties you never think of the successful ones, only the heartbreak, the misery. We go first. Eduardo. Safe, dependable, just back from injury fates would never mock him like this, Eduardo. Miss. What? No. Roma score. Bastards. Robin van Persie steps up. Buries it. Vucinic for Roma. Good player, has been busy and dangerous all night. Takes the worst penalty ever. Comically bad. Manuel saves without even having to move. Get in. We're back in this. Theo. Scores. Baptista. Scores. Nasri, looking like Martina Navratilova's secret and clearly exhausted lovechild. Scores. Montella. Cool as a cucumber. Scores. Denilson. Scores. All you can think is that the more often we score the closer we're getting to the point where someone misses. Totti up for Roma. His knee in a huge brace. Scores. Kolo steps up. Runs up. Really runs up. Sidefoots it home. Scores. Aquilani. Rumoured Arsenal target. Would he like to still come? All he has to do is miss and we'll welcome him with open arms. Scores. Stay in Rome you fucker! Sagna. Scores. Riise, ex-Mugsmasher. How much fun would it be if he missed. No fun at all because he doesn't. He scores. Diaby. Casual. Leisurely. Rolls it home. Somewhat jammy. It doesn't matter. Up steps Tonetto. Just one Tonetto, give it to me, to miss a penno, in Italy. It's over. Over the bar. It's Waddle-esque in its overness. We're through. They're out. Get the fuck in! Arsenal win  penalty shootout against Roma It may not have been a great performance, but it doesn't matter. The defending might have been shit for the goal, but it doesn't matter. We might not have created any chances, but it doesn't matter. Our unbeaten record might be gone, but it doesn't matter. What matters is that we're through. Into the 1/4 finals. That's all that matters. Analysis. Pffff. Who gives a fuck? It's about time we got a break this season and anyone who wants to poke holes in what they saw last night in the wake of the result is too miserable for their own good. You have to celebrate things like that as an Arsenal fan. As a Gooner. As someone that bleeds red and white. Do you think the thousands of Arsenal fans who went to Rome, who did us all proud, who we could all hear as we watched the game, who sang their hearts out for the lads, stood with a Perroni in hand afterwards and said 'I know we won but you know what? We really didn't play that well'? Did they fuck. They celebrated late into the night, they enjoyed the result, and that's what we should all do. We know how we can do better, of course we do, but there's a time and a place for that discussion and it's some other time. Not now. You can download and relive the penalty shootout via Arsenalist or 101GreatGoals. Afterwards the boss said:
    After conceding an early goal and missing the first penalty, you need something special, mental strength to come back and win it. I am proud of the mental strength because it has been questioned a lot. I believe this kind of result can increase the belief and the self-confidence which can help us for the rest of the season.
    I'm not sure what else needs to be said really. There are times you just to sit back and let the result do the talking. Well done to the lads. I love the Arsenal and I sincerely apologise for the mixed tenses in today's blog, but it doesn't matter. Till tomorrow Goon Squad. Beep Beep.]]>
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    Roma's over, time to focus on the league again + Arsecast 115 http://arseblog.net/2009/03/13/romas-over-time-to-focus-on-the-league-again-arsecast-115/ Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1972 Eduardo will miss the game having picked up a bit of a groin strain during extra time on Wednesday. With many of the team having played 120 minutes plus penalties there's the danger of heavy-leg syndrome (a cousin of twitchy-leg syndrome which plagues you when trying to get to sleep). All the same the legs should be heavy with glee and tired by euphoria. They're not half as tired as they'd be if we'd lost that penalty shoot-out. As well as that Blackburn had 90 minutes on Wednesday night too so they're not coming into this as fresh as daisies although, it must be said, they are a pack of complete and utter cunts. Managed by Walrus-looking cunt and chock full of other cunts like El Hadj Cunt and Morten Cunst Pedersen, I have little or no time for Blackburn and would very much like it if we smashed them like we smashed them at the start of the season. No doubt we'll get more team news later today which we can look at tomorrow but you'd have to think there'll be a degree of rotation. Arshavin will certainly start, Theo too probably, Song will replace one of Denilson or Diaby in midfield and possibly Vela will come in on the left to give Nasri a break. Anyway, more on the team tomorrow. There's some stuff in the papers about Kolo Toure talking about his relationship with William Gallas the stories that he wanted to leave the club earlier in the season. It's all kind of stuff we've seen before, really, nothing new to it, only Kolo saying:
    There were some problems between the players, but this must remain an internal matter because I’m not the kind of man who creates controversies.
    Makes you wonder why he's talking about it then. Other quotes from Djourou and Vela seem to indicate that something serious really happened with Gallas, no doubt related to his comments which saw him stripped of the captaincy. However, at this point in the season, with both Gallas and Toure no longer playing like they're both trying to get the other one in trouble, it seems churlish to go over it again. Let's just be thankful that whatever differences there are seem to have been put to one side and that their improvement in form continues until this campaign is over. Emmanuel Eboue says he'd sign a new deal if the club offered it to him. Theo Walcott reveals he took penalty tips from former Southampton penalty great Matt le Tiss ... erm ... James Beattie. Well, it worked. Abou Diaby, who was at pains to tell everyone he wasn't the 'new Vieira', now wants to be called the 'new Vieira' again. He says:
    I did play behind the striker and as a number six, and to be honest I feel good at this position. What I must do is work as twice hard in order to improve at this position. I wouldn’t mind being called The New Vieira again, for sure it’s very flattering.
    I can see what he means though. If he improves and works hard then comparisons with Vieira are inevitable what with them both being tall and black and French and playing for Arsenal. But those comparisons won't come unless he plays well and that is entirely down to him. Right, that's about that in terms of news so let's get on with this week's Arsecast. I'm joined on the show by Goonerholic and we discuss Roma, the performance vs the result, the penalty shootout and more. As well as that the Man in the Bar is back and in a new local, there's some news, more waffle, some guff and a load of old chattery bollocks. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 23mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Ok, that'll have to do. More, with a fuller Blackburn preview, tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up - Blackburn preview http://arseblog.net/2009/03/14/saturday-round-up-blackburn-preview/ Sat, 14 Mar 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1970 Spaghetti alle Vongole for the bread and butter of the league. A win today against Blackburn would, temporarily at least, see us move back into the top four. Villa play Sp*rs tomorrow and I think it's the first time in over 6 weeks that we play before them. So it's a chance to put a bit of pressure on Martin O'Neill's side. There's not much in the way of team news. Eduardo is out as we know, apart from that everyone from the Roma trip is fit and available although Arsene Wenger said there were some tired muscles (pronounced muskels, heh). Even with the best teams we had winning games after a Champions League game in midweek always provided a bit of an extra challenge so I'm not expecting an easy game at all today. The manager says he expects Blackburn to come and try and frustrate us and we know well how Allardyce's teams operate. They'll be tight at the back, get plenty of men behind the ball and be as physical a side as we've faced all season. So we've got to try and find a way through as well as giving as good as we get in the tackle. They've got some dangerous players too, they can't be written off as just a bunch of cloggers because in Roque Santa Cruz, Benny McCarthy (heh, Benny), David Dunn (the man with the largest head in the world) and Jason Roberts they have players who can score goals. You'd expect them to be particularly strong from set-pieces so we're going to have to be on our toes. We need to ensure that the importance of the game is hammered home to the players. There should be no lack of motivation here. Roma was a fantastic result, well done, but it's over and the most important game is always the next game. Andrei Arshavin is 6-1 for first goalscorer, I might just have a little punt on that. In the light of the unshocking revelation that Kolo Toure and William Gallas don't get on, the manager said players don't need to be friends to play football together. At his pre-game press conference he said:
    To be professional is to do what it takes for your team to be successful, no more than that. It does not mean that you go to paradise together. The most important thing is the big players respect the game. They put that respect for the game at a higher level than any other situation - if the game needs me to give you the ball now, even if I do not like you, then I give you the ball.
    Which is exactly what you'd expect him to say but you just have to wonder about the whole situation from a long term point of view. To have two of the senior players at the club be so publicly at odds with each other isn't a healthy situation. Every time something happens at the centre of defence people will point fingers and ask questions. Even when playing with guys you do like 'discussions' about mistakes or goals conceded can get quite fraught so when you have two players who obviously don't get on then that can escalate or get blown out of proportion. For now, with both of them playing better than they were, the right thing to say is that you don't have to be friends, but come next August I would be very, very surprised of one of them hadn't gone elsewhere during the summer. Meanwhile Kolo talks about the penalty shoot-out and what lies ahead for the rest of the season. The manager revealed that both Adebayor, and more importantly, Cesc, would be fit and available for selection after the international break. After today's game we have Hull on St Patrick's Day, then Newcastle on the Saturday, then an international break. We return with a home game against Man City and the captain could be back for that, which would be fantastic. Right, that's yer lot. I've got to go coz some bloke is coming to dig up my garden. I found a treasure map, see, and we're after ... well ... we're just digging it up a bit. Up the Arse today! More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 4-0 Filthy scumbag cloggers : Blackburn and Allardcye are a disgrace http://arseblog.net/2009/03/15/arsenal-4-0-filthy-scumbag-cloggers-blackburn-and-allardcye-are-a-disgrace/ Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1968 ... they can't be written off as just a bunch of cloggers ... I would just like to apologise to everyone for being so very, very wrong. They are cloggers. And filthy ones at that. Arsenal's 4-0 win yesterday came in the face of the most deliberate attempts to stop us playing football I I've seen in a long time. While teams have come and set themselves out to stop us scoring, to try and stop us actually playing says so much about Sam Allardyce. Allardyce's first tactic is to prevent other teams from playing, he is the master of anti-football. We all like a team that gets stuck in, nobody can complain if a game is physical because football is a physical game, but Blackburn were filthy yesterday. Maybe it's just me but there seemed to be a deliberate tactic to go for the ankles/achilles of Arsenal players. Theo Walcott should have had a penalty when Warnock stood on the back of his foot, Jason Roberts took Kolo's boot off with the same kind of foul and Andrei Arshavin needed four stitches in his ankle at half time. Coincidence? No chance. Scumbags? Yes. Then there was the cynical blocking, grabbing, shirt pulling to stop our attacks taking place. When Arsenal had the ball they didn't so much want the ball back as to prevent us doing anything with it. Morten Gamst Pedersen should be banned retrospectively for the worst dive I've seen in years. Truly and utterly pathetic. The ref saw it and did nothing. He bottled it. The FA should be able to hand out some kind of punishment. They have the perfect opportunity to issue a deterrent to other players, but they won't. And the ref bottled the big decision of the day when El Hadji Diouf tried to break Manuel Almunia's leg  - clip here. Each time I see it, it gets worse. He went around Kolo, dived in and caught Manuel above the ankle on his standing foot. It was deliberate, there was no intent to do anything but play the man, the ball had long gone, and we're lucky we didn't see another Eduardo yesterday. The ref should have given him a red card and I will never understand how he got away with just a yellow. It was an utterly disgraceful challenge from an utterly contemptible footballer. Again this should be looked at because it was the kind of tackle that could seriously injure a fellow player. And it was deliberately designed to hurt. That it didn't cause serious injury is a blessing, that serious injury didn't occur does not mean he should get away with just a yellow card. Again there's a fantastic opportunity to set precedent. To show scumbags like Diouf that a challenge like that is unacceptable, that it will be punished and punished severely. Once again the FA will bottle it and it's no surprise that there's been no condemnation from Allardyce. He sends his players out to get 'stuck in', always has done when facing Arsenal, so if Diouf was acting under orders I wouldn't be surprised. Maybe he got a bit carried away, what with being a disgusting excuse for a person, but ultimately it's a manager's job to control his players. The result leaves Blackburn just a point above the relegation zone and for me there would be no greater karma than to see them go down this season. I would relish that. I would laugh my head off because it's no less than they, their disgraceful manager and their poxy fans deserve. Now that I've got that out of my system let's look at the positives from an Arsenal point of view. A post Champions League 4-0 win is not to be sniffed at, neither is the fact that the four goals yesterday took the tally that Paul Robinson has conceded against Arsenal to 50 (cheers, Ally). Hahaha. 50 goals. Can we, as they say, play you every week? The first was an own goal after a Theo Walcott cross. It looked as if the Owl had scored his first Arsenal goal but that would have to wait. There was enough of a delay between the first and the second goals for some measure of impatience to grow amongst the fans. Not least because Nicklas Bendtner didn't have his shooting boots on. And that's a bit of an understatement. He had enough chances to score a hat-trick but in front of goal he was a bit of disaster yesterday. I felt kind of sorry for him, I have to say. Overall I thought he played very well, he was involved in the first goal, but he's obviously severely lacking in confidence when it comes to his finishing. Andrei Arshavin scores his first goal for ArsenalLet's not forget just 10 days ago though he scored two against West Brom so he is capable. You just feel like he needs a goal or two at home to get his head right because he's obviously aware of the groans of the crowd when another chance goes begging. And to see what confidence can do to a player look no further than Emmanuel Eboue. He scored two yesterday. The first a tap in after an Arshavin shot was saved (really not sure about the dancing though), and he grabbed the ball for the penalty when Vela was fouled and finished with aplomb. There are those who said he shouldn't have taken it but once the ball goes in it doesn't really matter. Three goals in two games for Eboue. Magical-reverso land again. We're obviously sprinkling something new on his cornflakes. In the middle of all that though was Andrei Arshavin's first goal for the club and what a goal it was too. Skinning the defender in the box he finished into the roof of the net from the tightest of angles, leaving Paul Robinson on his big, fat arse. A fantastic finish and he's showing why we spent that kind of money on him. He was dangerous and creative all day long. And overall it was a good performance from us, Alex Song had another good game in midfield, we tore Blackburn apart at times and we were solid at the back when needed. Almunia made a couple of good saves but Blackburn didn't really threaten. It was what you might call a good day at the office. Arsenalist has the goals and highlights. So 4-0, which could have easily been 8-0, triumph in the face of filthy Blackburn and their wicked ways, we're up into fourth place, the pressure's now on Villa to get a result against Sp*rs and everything in the garden's looking quite a bit rosier. I've got a Sunday of more digging ahead but the sun is shining, the Arsenal have won, I'm going to have big bacon sandwich, so it's all good. Enjoy the Sunday, Arsers.]]> 1968 2009-03-15 09:00:13 2009-03-15 09:00:13 open open arsenal-4-0-filthy-scumbag-cloggers-blackburn-and-allardcye-are-a-disgrace publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sp*rs do us a favour + Wenger on Arshavin http://arseblog.net/2009/03/16/sprs-do-us-a-favour-wenger-on-arshavin/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1964 *el boilk* to factor in to the equation. It's a good job there's no special day this week in which drinking lots is the norm. I don't know that I could cope. Onto the football and yesterday turned out to be rather a good day for us. Sp*rs beat Aston Villa 2-1 which means we maintain our 4th position in the table. It's quite the turnaround when you think Villa were just a couple of minutes from going 8 points clear of us at one stage. Obviously things can change just as quickly the other way but with just nine league games left to play it's back in our hands and that's a much better position to be in that hoping for others to drop points. Because we've already done that bit. Our next three league fixtures are Newcastle away this Saturday, Man City at home after the international break, and then Wigan away. None of them a cinch, I don't think there is such a thing with this Arsenal team, but now that we've dragged ourselves back into it we have to pick up maximum points to really put the pressure on Villa, and to a lesser extent Everton who aren't out of the chase yet. One thing I heard on the radio this week is that from this season there's no seeding for the qualifying rounds of the Champions League. So we could just as easily end up playing someone like Villarreal or AC Milan as FC Bollockstan. Which would be interesting. I suppose. For the moment though our attention turns away from the league to the FA Cup. We play Hull City tomorrow night. There's no news yet in terms of team selection but you have to think the boss will rotate again. Fabianski, Kieran Gibbs, Gallas, van Persie and Carlos Vela are all likely to come back into the side for a game that would set up a Wembley semi-final against Chelsea should we win. More on that tomorrow. Meanwhile the boss has been full of praise for Andrei Arshavin who showed on Saturday why we raided all our piggy-banks and searched down the back of all the sofas to get the money to sign him. He said:
    The way he is playing shows why I worked so hard to sign him. I like players who give you hope in the final third and create something that you don’t expect. With the players we have and the type of game we play, we need a player like him.
    And the Owl himself said:
    I am very happy to score my first goal and to put on a good performance for the spectators. But Arsenal have done more for me than I have done for them. I will try to pay them back as quickly as possible.
    It really is a shame he can't play in Europe this season but since his arrival he's added a definite spark to the team. Might his arrival have inspired others to give that bit more, the treat of competition providing motivation? The manager says his fitness is now where it should be. I think it's going to take him another few weeks to get properly fit, to be honest, but when he does it should be fun to watch. More fun. As expected there's been little or no talk about El Hajdi Diouf's atrocious challenge on Manuel Almunia. There was a subsequent clash in the area and the only thing Sam Allardyce had to say was:
    It was a silly challenge, there was no need to make it. The pair of them reacted after but that was only because Almunia nutted him. But you never write about that, do you?
    Silly challenge? Try dangerous, reckless or vicious. Those are much better words. And as usual he tries to fudge the issue by claiming Almunia headbutted Diouf. I mean, seriously. Did anyone see Almunia, 6'4, headbutt 5'10 Diouf? I didn't. He really is a piece of shit. Sky Sports use their Goals on Sunday programme to go over incidents in the weekend's games. Yesterday they had Allardyce as their guest. Time given to Diouf's leg-breaker? None. Typical. The ref bottles it, Sky bottle it, yet when a player has his leg shattered by a similar challenge they'll be tutting and pointing fingers left, right and centre. They have a responsibility to the game beyond chatting to fat, ugly, gum-chewing, Walrus looking managers like old mates. Pathetic. Anyway, hopefully they'll all catch fire somehow. That would please me. Not much else to be going on with so I'll bid you good day.]]>
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    Happy St Patrick's Day from Arseblog - Hull preview http://arseblog.net/2009/03/17/happy-st-patricks-day-from-arseblog-hull-preview/ Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1961 Right, amidst all the revelry and what have you, we have a game of football tonight. Hull travel to the Grove for the FA Cup 6th round tie with team news still a bit up in the air. The boss has confirmed Gibbs will play, while Aaron Ramsey is not in the squad at all. Andrei Arshavin is 'desperate' to play but after 8 stitches in his foot it seems unlikely. The player himself says:
    I can't even step on my foot now. It's like a knife cut - not very deep but quite painful. I hope to recover in four or five days. I'll do everything possible to be fit by Saturday's match against Newcastle.
    Cheers, Blackburn. There's still Theo Walcott (described by the boss as incomparable to the one from a year ago), Carlos Vela, Robin van Persie and Nicklas Bendtner to provide the attacking options. The latter can, apparently, use Emmanuel Eboue as an example, according to the boss. I know what he means but I think it's a bit of an unfair comparison. The grief Eboue got came after a prolonged period of poor performances, poor behaviour and attitude. The Wigan game was the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak. Bendtner is a 20 year old striker in double figures for the season who is going through a poor spell in front of goal. I'm sure if he keeps the head down and works hard the goals will come. The comments the manager made about Eboue's contract, "We have already tied up Eboue’s contract - that has been done for a long time", has led to stories about him being offered a new deal. I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Firstly because a couple of goals in two games does not warrant a new contract after everything that's gone before, and secondly, and more importantly, Eboue signed a new contract less than two years ago and I'm positive that's what the boss is referring to. Anyway, to the game. We know Hull are not a bad side. They beat us at home this season so there's a measure of revenge to be had tonight. They caused us problems up at their place in the corresponding fixture too and with their league season going down the swanny they'll be right up for this one, I reckon. If we can match the verve and energy of recent performances though I think we'll have too much for them. Should we win it's Chelsea in the semi-final at Wembley. There was bad news for Tomas Rosicky who has had another little setback in his recovery. The boss was expecting him back in full training but it's going to be another couple of weeks before that happens. It's no real surprise and no real problem beyond more frustration for the player himself. After so long out I always thought it was unrealistic that we'd see him this season and given the seriousness of his injury it might just be better to get him through a full pre-season before he starts playing first team football again. Good luck to him though. And that's that. I'm off to have my breakfast of Guinness, with a Guinness topping, a side of Guinness, followed by Guinness Crumble and a pint of Jameson 12 as a little digestif. Have a good one. Till tomorrow]]>
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    Arsenal 2-1 Hull : Brown spitting mad as Arsenal go through http://arseblog.net/2009/03/18/arsenal-2-1-hull-brown-spitting-mad-as-arsenal-go-through/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1959 He claimed Cesc Fabregas spat at his assistant, Brian Horton. Cesc reacted after the game and categorically denied spitting at anyone. As you would expect. He said:
    I can understand the frustration of losing a game to a dubious goal, that has happened to me many times in my career as well. But this is not the fault of me or any of the Arsenal players. I don’t even know who the assistant manager of Hull is or what he looks like. I am told Hull will be making an official complaint about me. Well, I am perfectly relaxed about that. I have nothing to hide. Not one drop of spit left my mouth...I am certain of that.
    While Brown says:
    For their club captain - Cesc Fabregas - to spit at my assistant-manager at the end of the game just shows you what this club is about.
    Well, he can go fuck himself, the cunt. Even if that did happen, which I very much doubt, it says nothing about what Arsenal Football Club is all about. And he knows that well enough. Let's see if they take it any  further than the cosy post-match microphone, where it's easy to rant. For me it's simple - if Cesc says he didn't spit then I believe him. Why wouldn't I take the word of our captain ahead of a bitter, angry cunt like Phil Brown? Let's be very clear about the alliance between Brown and Sam Allardyce. The pair worked together for years, are probably good friends, and appeared together this weekend on Sky's Goals on Sunday program. The program on which they laughed and joked, during which there was no mention of Diouf's appalling tackle on Almunia, no mention of Morten Gamst Pedersen's dive, no mention of the litany of foul play perpetrated by Blackburn during Arsenal's 4-0 win. 4-0, Sam. That's a paddlin'! Phil  Brown is a fucking cuntNo doubt, as they supped a pint after the show, Allardyce bitched and moaned about Arsenal and about Wenger with whom he has a serious amount of previous. Last night's outburst by Brown was born out of that, no doubt about it. I'm sure he was frustrated by a winning goal which appeared to be offside. I would be too. Everybody would, but these things happen. That's football. I'm not going to argue whether or not it was offside or not. If we'd conceded it I'd be upset because I'd want the linesman's flag to go up, but to be perfectly honest I prefer to think that Gallas was offside because it upsets Brown so much. Brown also complained about the referee. I can understand that too. Mike Riley was rubbish but rubbish for both sides. And it's Mike Riley for fuck's sake, what do you expect? You can't order a shit sandwich and then complain about the taste of poo. He complained that Arsene Wenger didn't shake his hand. Arsene should have but it's not the end of the world that he didn't. In a way it's kind of admirable. Why go through the motions of a handshake which is purely for show? In the end it's probably better to just uphold the convention because it spares you the tedious column inches things like that generate, but I can understand it all the same. If Arsene complained about the Hull goalkeeper timewasting it was because the Hull goalkeeper was timewasting. He wasn't making it up. He didn't get him booked, that was entirely down to the player. At 1-0 up in a cup tie away from home I don't blame him, but to label our manager 'disgraceful' because of his player's actions is nonsense. All in all Brown has stirred something which, I hope, has served an important purpose. For too long this season we've coasted along with nowhere to focus our ire and frustration but on the team. I'm not saying that it was unmerited but nights like last night remind who the real cunts are and as frustrating as some of our lot are, it's not them. It's people like Allardyce who send their teams out to play anti-football, to deliberately injure players. It's people like Brown whose shrill bleating puts you in mind of a spoilt bully-boy who's just found out that not everything goes his way because he shouts, into his poxy looking headset, loudest. Arsene didn't shake your hand? Fuck you. Cesc spat at your assistant? Fuck you. Offside winning goal? Fuck you. Arsenal 2-1 Hull, FUCK. YOU. I watched Arsene's post-match press conference on the official site last night - and it's well worth the few quid for things like that. Of course all the questions were about alleged spitting and lack of handshakes, but he handled it with typical Arsene calm. Another reminder that even though he has made mistakes and frustrated people this season he's a fantastic man to have at the helm. So Gallas's winner, Robin van Persie's equaliser after excellent work from Nicklas Bendtner, and we're through to the semi-final at Wembley. When the furore dies down that's what matters.]]>
    1959 2009-03-18 09:00:44 2009-03-18 09:00:44 open open arsenal-2-1-hull-brown-spitting-mad-as-arsenal-go-through publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Someone's pants are on fire + our support of Cesc should be unequivocal http://arseblog.net/2009/03/19/someones-pants-are-on-fire-our-support-of-cesc-should-be-unequivocal/ Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1956 "He wouldn't shake my hand when we beat them fairly 2-1 at the Emirates. He wouldn't shake my hand when they beat us, fairly, 3-1 at the KC Stadium." Just to be sure I'm not misquoting or rejigging the text, listen for yourselves. This is Phil Brown talking to BBC 5Live yesterday on the Victoria Derbyshire show: Audio Straight from the horse's mouth. So, I wonder what we should make of this, after Arsenal's 3-1 win at the KC Stadium:
    And what about the picture below, taken after Hull beat Arsenal 2-1 at the Grove last September. A game, as others have pointed out, where Hull were applauded from the field by Arsenal fans. For further proof of the handshake Brown says Wenger did not take part in, have a look at this link which has a different picture with date, time and info. So, if Phil Brown is telling fibs about something as simple as a handshake, something so simple to disprove, doesn't it cast serious doubts over the other stuff he's been saying? His interview on 5Live yesterday was hilarious. From bizarrely complaining about the way Cesc was dressed he then gloated about getting 'up the noses' of the Arsenal hierarchy, as if that was somehow more important than, you know, beating Arsenal in a football match. Calling the presenter 'My darling...' was patronising and toe-curling as well. When asked who else witnessed the spitting incident he claims to have seen, his inability to answer, his spluttering and eventual retreat into accusing the presenters of questioning his integrity spoke absolute volumes to me. The whole thing is thoroughly distasteful, not least because there is now this assumption that Fabregas did spit. An inconclusive 4 year old video of the Michael Ballack incident is no proof of spitting, then or now. The only people to have seen Cesc spit are Brian Horton and Phil Brown. Not one other person in a busy tunnel (or was it the pitch, Phil?) saw anything to back up what they're saying. No other member of Hull staff can come forward and give credence to what Horton told Brown happened. No, wait. Brown witnessed it himself. Of course. His word, and Brian Horton's, against Cesc's. And Cesc says he didn't spit. I believe Cesc. I don't believe a man whose team have lost most of their last 20 games, who is under huge pressure, who is facing the prospect of relegation, and for whom a story like this is a convenient distraction from the small matter of the football team he's managing playing like useless cunts. Last night Cesc reiterated his denials, saying:
    I’ve absolutely nothing to hide and nothing to be ashamed of. The simple fact is I did not spit at the assistant manager of Hull City.
    And of the Ballack incident that is being bandied about as some kind of proof, he said:
    I remember the incident clearly. It was four years ago and I leant over and shouted at him. I did not spit at him.
    Christopher got in touch to remind me of the match reports of that Bayern game. Here's what Henry Winter said at the time:
    The Germans were winding the clock, Ballack cleverly going to ground under a challenge from Fabregas, who was cautioned for shouting an insult at the prostrate midfielder.
    No mention of spitting. Neither the BBC nor the Guardian saw fit to mention anything about the Ballack thing and had their been a spitting incident you can be quite sure it would have been all over the papers. So can we put to bed that myth, please? The FA are currently investigating the incident and I'm sure that no charges will be forthcoming for our captain. I'm quite sure that they will say there is no case for Cesc to answer. Yet even when that happens he'll be stained by the allegation made by Phil Brown and the 'evidence' of the Ballack incident. The whole thing is most unsavoury and leads to the kind of cowardly, anonymous sniping that you'll find in this Mail article. If there were some harsh words after the game, so what? At every level of football there are rows after games which are won in contentious circumstances and if anyone tries to tell me that Cesc was the only one dishing out a bit of banter I'll call them a liar. Do you think Hull players didn't mouth off? Didn't tell our players to 'fuck off' or anything else? Of course they did. It's part of the game, it happens week in, week out but only Cesc is being vilified for it. Mostly because they don't have a shred of evidence to take him to task over the alleged spit. I'll repeat what I said yesterday. If Cesc says he didn't spit then I believe Cesc, and so should every Arsenal fan. He might be a bit spiky at times, what great footballer isn't? But he's a good young man, not a party boy, not a show-off, not a scumbag who roasts girls and films it while on holidays, he doesn't drive drunk, kick people's heads in, run up huge gambling debts, get arrested, shag grannies, take drugs or anything else that disgraces football. It smacks of xenophobia, it's much easier to believe a foreign player is the villain of the piece than the clearly deluded but traditional English manager. When someone like Kevin Nolan tries to break another player's leg with one of the most horrific challenges I've ever seen the ex-pros can't get on TV quick enough to say 'He's not that kind of lad' or 'He didn't mean to hurt him'. Yet someone alleges that Cesc Fabregas spat on the ground and we have a litany of half-witted ex-footballers coming out and saying stupid things like they'd rather have a broken leg than be spat at. That spitting is somehow worse than violence and serious injury, which is so idiotic it's beyond words. The good old boys who defend Nolan for something the whole world has seen, and condemned, can't wait to stick the knife into Cesc for something that nobody but a fucking oompa-loompa looking cunt from Hull claims to have witnessed. It's mental. It's nothing less than a vicious and unmerited character assassination on our captain from two angry, bitter men. Every Arsenal fan should support Cesc. He is our captain, he deserves our support. The last word, for today at least, can go to Phil Brown: Audio]]>
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    Back to football + Arsecast 116 http://arseblog.net/2009/03/20/back-to-football-arsecast-116/ Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1954 Champions League draw this morning. It takes place at 11.30 and in the pot with us are Liverpool, United, Chelsea, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Porto and Villarreal. I think I'd prefer to avoid an English side, let United and Liverpool kick the crap out of each other, then Chelsea get beaten by someone else leaving us with a more interesting European tie. From a football perspective you'd think Porto and Villarreal are probably the easiest ties, while Barcelona would be an amazing trip and game of football. Whoever we draw it's going to be a tough fixture but if you want to win the Champions League you've got to beat big teams - and we've shown in recent seasons that we're capable of that. Cesc is confident that no matter who we get we can beat them, saying:
    We know it will be tough in the next round but we also know we can beat any one of them. If you want to win this competition you have to beat the best players in the world and now is that time.
    While Arsene Wenger says:
    At this stage of the competition, I do not think it really matters who you play, so let us see who the draw gives us and knock them out.
    And what more can you say? Ahead of tomorrow's game against Newcastle the team news is that Manuel Almunia should be fit after Diouf's tackle damaged his ankle and Sylvester is fit again ... wooooo hoooo. Jesus. Eduardo and Cesc are in training with the first team and given the fact there's an interlull on the way after tomorrow's game both of them, and possibly Adebayor, will be fit and available for the game against Man City on April 4th. More on tomorrow's game tomorrow. Now onto the Arsecast. Firstly, if you are subscribed in iTunes via the iTunes store you may find the Arsecast won't update. I'm looking into this and will try and get it fixed as soon as possible. In the meantime you can re-subscribe to the new RSS feed by going into iTunes, clicking on the Advanced menu, then Subscribe to podcast. When prompted enter the following URL: http://www.oleole.com/media/main/podcasts/arsecast/newfeed2.xml That should do the trick. On the show this week I chat to Amy Lawrence about Cesc, Hull, media coverage and some football too, Philippe Auclair from France Football provides evidence that Cesc did not spit at Michael Ballack, plus some ranting, name calling and, sadly, terrible singing. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (25mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that's your lot. More, including a Newcastle preview, tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up, Theo's injury, CL draw etc http://arseblog.net/2009/03/21/saturday-round-up-theos-injury-cl-draw-etc/ Sat, 21 Mar 2009 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1952 Theo Walcott has injured his knee, just walking back from training, and could be set for a bit of a lay off. Initial reports, which were hopefully quite scaremongeriffic, suggested he'd be out for the rest of the season. On the official site Arsene Wenger said it might be a cartilage injury which would be three weeks out, then another two weeks before he can play again, bringing him to the start of May. Which would be more or less the rest of the season. However, I'm told by a good source it appears to be less severe than they first thought so fingers crossed on that. It'd be a blow if he were to miss a few weeks and with important fixtures piling up between now and the end of the season we need as many hands on deck as possible. Obviously he misses today's game against Newcastle but the good news is that Eduardo is back in the squad and will travel. It's an important game, as they all are at this stage. A win would allow us to open up a three point lead over Aston Villa who play Liverpool tomorrow. Newcastle are scrapping for their lives and despite their poor league position do have some quality players who we have to keep an eye on. But if we show the same kind of application and spirit that we did against Hull, the same quality we did against Blackburn, then I think we'll win. Kick off is 5.30. The draw for the Champions League quarter finals and semi-finals took place yesterday. We got Villarreal in the quarters. The first leg takes place on April 7th in Spain. The way the draw is set up that the winner of our quarter-final will play the winner of the Manchester United v Porto quarter-final. Obviously we've got a bit of history with Villarreal. We went through the final from El Madrigal when Jens Lehmann brilliantly saved Riquelme's penalty and I got to look down Mrs Blogs' top. There's an Arsenal connection too. Pascal Cygan is part of their team and, of course, Robert Pires has enjoyed some great seasons in Spain since joining Villarreal in 2006. Arsene Wenger said of him:
    We have to keep him quiet because he is a guy who can make a difference. I still have him on the phone many times - recently. He is playing very well, he was born in 1973, he is 36 in 2009 and he is still playing so that shows you what a fantastic player he is.
    He rarely plays 90 minutes these days and I think that when he left Arsenal it was the right time for him to do so, but he's such an incredible player. Definitely one of my favourite Arsenal players of all time and a top bloke on top of it all. He'll get a warm reception from the travelling fans in the first leg and from the home crowd in the second but after that it's down to us to stop him from contributing. He's out to win the game for his club, as any good professional would, past loyalties count for nothing during the games. I'm not going to get ahead of myself by talking about matches after the quarter-final but somebody should stick this up in the Arsenal dressing room. I know it's tabloid stuff but all the same seeing that every day would motivate the ever loving shite out of me. Beyond that not a lot happening this morning. I've got another weekend of shovelling stuff and trying to make the garden not look like a ploughed field so I'll leave you to it. Up the Arse today! More tomorrow.]]>
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    Newcastle 1-3 Arsenal: the goals keep coming http://arseblog.net/2009/03/22/newcastle-1-3-arsenal-the-goals-keep-coming/ Sun, 22 Mar 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1950 Robin van Persie, one which was blocked by the horrible Steven Taylor, the other well saved by Harper. The aforementioned Taylor should have had a red card for a deliberate forearm assault on Andrei Arshavin. Replays showed he looked where Arshavin was then clobbered him in the face. There should be retrospective punishment but as the referee saw it there's nothing that can be done. Again, how much more reluctant would players be to do things like that if they could be punished after the fact by video evidence, or if football took something from the game of rugby and allowed teams to cite opposition players for acts of violent or dangerous play? Mark Halsey's performance left a lot to be desired, and that's being kind. Then why should I be kind to Mark Halsey? He was appalling and unless referees start protecting players from violence then things are going to get worse. Isn't there an assessor at every game? I'd say his pencil ran out on Halsey yesterday. Arshavin showed what he was made of though by brushing Taylor off, twice, then crashing a shot from 30 yards which brushed the top of the bar. In the second half Mark Halsey was again too lenient when Ryan Taylor grabbed Gael Clichy twice around the neck while running at full speed. Dangerous, we got a free kick, but Taylor did not get the yellow card he deserved. Nicklas Bendtner scores against NewcastleHowever, from the free kick, taken by Arshavin, Nicklas Bendtner rose highest to head home into the top corner and make it 1-0. It was a fantastic header and a goal which I'm sure will boost his confidence. He had a good, all-round game yesterday. Moments later though it was 1-1 as a mistake by Gallas allowed Obafemi Martins to equalise. Not great defending by any means. The lead only lasted five minutes though as Diaby played a neat one-two with van Persie, powered towards goal and finished with aplomb to make it 2-1. Just three minutes after that van Persie set up Samir Nasri and he finished powerfully at the near post to make it 3-1 Arsenal. We had other chances after that. Robin van Persie should have played in Bendtner who was in a great position but chose, rather selfishly, to go himself. There was an almightly pinballesque scramble which Newcastle cleared somehow and Diaby hit the post. At the other end Newcastle didn't really threaten but Almunia made a good save when called upon late in the game. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We feel that we are on a very good run and improving in every game. This is a young side and the spirit is great, the quality is there and we feel we can go forward from game to game.
    Leaving aside the Champions League game we've now scored 15 goals in our last 5 games in the league and FA Cup, and 10 in our last 3 league games. Plenty to be encouraged about there and when you consider the chances we missed yesterday it's clear we're functioning again as an attacking unit. It's a shame we've got to cope with an international break just as we were gaining some momentum but I suppose it's the same for everyone else too. We just have to hope we can pick up where we left off and that none of our players come back wounded, maimed or anything else. Results yesterday were interesting too. United lost to Fulham and had two men sent off, Chelsea lost to Sp*rs - all of which will surely motivate Liverpool who can close the gap to just 1 point at the top if they beat Villa today. It's going to make for a very interesting final five or six weeks of the season, that's for sure. Elsewhere there was good news about Theo Walcott whose injury is not as serious as first thought (as Arseblog's impeccable sources told you yesterday - heh). Good for us, and for him, and with the international break he may not miss much football at all. Right, that'll be that. More gardening awaits, joy oh joy. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    The Interlull is upon us http://arseblog.net/2009/03/23/the-interlull-is-upon-us/ Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1948 Realistically, we will not win the league, but it doesn’t matter what our chances are – we have to give everything to go as close as possible to the top teams. The top of the table is very interesting now. Liverpool just a point behind United, although United have a game in hand. We're now 6 away from Chelsea and as we still have games against all of the top three we're going to have a say in where the title ends up, despite having no chance of winning it ourselves. Aston Villa's slide continued yesterday with a 5-0 thumping by Liverpool. It means we now have a three point gap over them but there's no cause for celebration just yet. Three points is nothing, we've seen how quickly a 6 point gap can be hauled back and while Villa look tired and off the boil at the moment there's no reason to think that kind of form is going to last between now and the end of the season. Let's be pleased about where we are and how we've got there but I'm not counting any chickens just yet. The boss also spoke about Abou Diaby comparing him to Patrick Vieira. He said:
    He has similarities with Vieira and he is still growing at the moment. He is only 22, but he has the same stature, the same size as Patrick. There is still a lot of room for him to get where Patrick was, but he is a good role model.
    He's a frustrating player really. You watch him flick the ball over someone's head and power on and you think 'Vieira' then you watch him pass it straight the opposition and amble back without a care in the world and you think 'Not Vieira at all'. He's capable of fantastic stuff in front of goal. He scored some crackers last season, his goal against Newcastle was fantastic, as was his goal against Villa earlier in the season, you just wish someone would have a little word about working a bit harder. Of course he has been plagued with injuries and has never really had a chance to get 10-15 consecutive games under his belt to give him that real match sharpeness so, fingers crossed, he can do that and maybe we'll a different player. I know I shouldn't, I know I should ignore it, I should not provide the troll with the oxygen of publicity he so obviously craves, but Matt Hughes - you are a twat. I'm a bit tired of all the Fabrebashing at the moment, I have to say. The fact that the team is on an unbeaten run does not mean we have become a better team without Cesc, it's clearly nonsense. The unbeaten run might well have been more winny if he'd been in the side and when he comes back we'll be a better team. That he came on the pitch does not mean he's become too big for his boots, that's creative writing at its most creative. And that's the end of it, as far as I'm concerned. Not much else happening really. It does make me wonder about how we're going to pass the rest of the week, and next week. Perhaps some games. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with O... Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Interull: Van Persie, Adebayor, Arshavin, plus Arseblog needs a keeper http://arseblog.net/2009/03/24/interull-van-persie-adebayor-arshavin-plus-arseblog-needs-a-keeper/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1946 Robin van Persie flavoured blog this morning as he's the one providing most of the copy. Firstly he's done an interview with Setanta Sports in which he talks about his future and his ambitions. He says he has a contract until 2011 which he will 'respect' and says he can't really say any more about his future. That kind of a comment is often open to interpretation but I don't think he's saying it because he's hiding something but because there really isn't much he can say at the moment. I'm sure the club are working on a new deal which will keep him here as he heads towards his best years. Of his ambition he says:
    My aim is not to fight for fourth place. This is what we are involved in now and I accept that. But it is not my aim just to qualify for the Champions League. I want to win the Champions League and I believe we can. It is not just that I want to play in the FA Cup, I want to win it and that is what I have always said.
    I want to win things and I think that is a good thing.
    To be a top player you have to have that drive. It's all well and good playing nice football, scoring nice goals but if at the end of your career you've got no medals, no trophies, then you're not going to be happy. He's confident about the way the team is playing at the moment, saying:
    I feel we are unbeatable. I go out there thinking we can win every game. Even when Newcastle drew level on Saturday, I never thought, ‘Oh no, we are not going to win’.
    And of the poor results earlier in the season, he says:
    I still look back at the dropped points from earlier in the season and it hurts. We are 10 points behind United and six behind Chelsea because we lost some silly points against teams we should have beaten.
    I remember an earlier interview with him and he was talking about the Fulham game, how they got on the coach afterwards stunned, because what happened was not supposed to happen to Arsenal. Not the result, but the performance and how limp we were that day. It took another few performances like that to snap this team out of it, but the current run we're on is miles away from that day at Craven Cottage. In the video he acknowledges the impact of Arshavin, is looking forward to Theo and Adebayor coming back, and calls Cesc the 'heartbeat' of the team. I think, should he get through the Interlull injury free, he's going to play a big part in the final weeks of the season. I can feel a goal spree coming. He's been a bit off in the last few weeks but in the run-in, when every game is vital and we have Cesc back in the team, I think Robin will be the main man. Elsewhere Andrei Arshavin is enjoying life at Arsenal so much he can see himself finishing his career here. I'm not sure what you can say about articles like that just weeks after the bloke has joined us but it's good that he's fitting in so well and feels part of things already. Arsenal have allowed Emmanuel Adebayor to join up with the Togo squad on the strict understanding that he doesn't play. He hasn't kicked a ball for us since tearing his hamstring in the 0-0 draw with Sp*rs on February 8th. It would, of course, be no surprise if he played for Togo but it will be very interesting to see how he's reintroduced to the squad when he is fit again. Arshavin is playing well, van Persie too, Bendtner is beginning to grow in confidence and Eduardo is a clinical, game-winner. Maybe we'll see a return of the 'old' Adebayor, one for whom running and chasing and harrying defenders was the norm. With such increased competition for places he might find that unless he works hard again he'll spend more time on the bench than he might like. Beyond that not much happening so finally a bit of shameless scouting. My Tuesday night Astro team (11-a-side) has just finished its winter season and our goalkeeper has now retired from football. Not because he's a broken man having to cope with me as one of his centre-halves, I can quite categorically say that is untrue. *cough* So, we're struggling to find a new keeper and if there's anyone in Dublin who is looking for a game please get in touch. We're looking for an actual keeper rather than someone who just wants to play in goals. The games happen on Tuesday evenings (kick-offs between 7pm and 9.30pm) and generally take place in Wesley College in Dundrum. The summer season kicks off in two weeks time. If you're a keeper and you think you might like to play, or if you know someone who be into it, please drop me an email to 'thearseblog at arseblog dot com'. I'd say we're looking for Seaman but that would leave me open to far too many jokes. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1946 2009-03-24 09:00:27 2009-03-24 09:00:27 open open interull-van-persie-adebayor-arshavin-plus-arseblog-needs-a-keeper publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull: Hull Spitty, Sylvester and Villarreal ticket prices http://arseblog.net/2009/03/25/interlull-hull-spitty-sylvester-and-villarreal-ticket-prices/ Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1944 An FA spokesperson said:
    We have now received a request from Hull for an extension of time to provide their observations. We have considered the request and have allowed an extension until 30 March.
    What do they need more time for? Surely what they saw and what evidence they say they have could easily have been collated into a report by now. Maybe they're prepping 'witnesses' but the delay does nothing but make you think there's little or no substance to the Lies of the Tigers. Sylvester is back, fit again and feeling Mighty Real. Oh yes. Arsene Wenger's weirdest ever signing, and I'm not just talking about the size of his big potato head here, says:
    It was very good to be back. There have been so many big games and the team is doing well so you want to enjoy that as much as you can and be involved. I am glad of our progress and hopefully I can join in now.
    I know it's good to have experience about the place but I'm still really struggling to see the point of Sylvester. As long as Toure, Gallas and Djourou are fit there's no need for him. Of course you never know how many injuries we might pick up between now and the end of the season but I'm really hoping we don't see much of him until we sell him in the summer. Tickets for the Champions League 1/4 final go on sale today at a cost of £72, which is pretty steep, all things considered. To check out what ticket prices are like locally I rang up Villarreal yesterday and in my best 'I haven't spoken Spanish for two years' Spanish, I asked the lady how much tickets were priced at. She said:
    They're not on sale yet but I think the cheapest will be around €70-€75
    So not much difference there either. I think it must be a Champions League standard. I checked the Barcelona website and tickets for their game against Bayern are starting at €73, which is an odd price. Perhaps Villarreal's scheme to ensure season ticket holders who have lost their jobs maintain their tickets means they need all the cash they can get. Inside the ground a bottle of water will be €10, a bocadillo de jamon y queso €25, and there'll be a once-off payment of €50 for use of stadium air. A full list of all the players away on international duty can be found here. And that'll be that. More scratchings, perhaps pork flavoured, tomorrow.]]>
    1944 2009-03-25 09:00:50 2009-03-25 09:00:50 open open interlull-hull-spitty-sylvester-and-villarreal-ticket-prices publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull: A cocktail of Arse http://arseblog.net/2009/03/26/interlull-a-cocktail-of-arse/ Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1941 Interlull day 4: Please be advised that over-exposure to Interlull may result in some, or many, of the following side effects: Dizziness, nausea, explosive dysentery, headaches, rectal mutation, increased testosterone levels, dwarfism, an upsurge in monkeying around, deafness, biscuit eating, massive dropsies and painting freckles on oneself with an expensive filbert brush and a tube of Winsor and Newton 'burnt umber'. Should any of these symptoms occur please see a doctor as they may be fatal. Not much going on, as you'd expect. Arsene Wenger says he knew when he was going into this season with young players that he'd get criticism, saying:
    I knew when I decided to go for a young team what would hit me. I was prepared for that. I am pleased that I was not wrong but we have a long way to go and a lot to improve.
    I'm not sure that he was not not wrong. Or is not wrong. Or Was Not Was. Not even our spy in the house of love can tell us. We're doing better, no question about that, but some of the results earlier in the season suggest that for this campaign, at least, he might have been not not wrong, or indeed, not right. The article says we're 'increasingly safe' in fourth place, which is a bit of a stretch seeing as we've just got into fourth place in the last couple of weeks. In this neck of the woods they call that kind of thing 'jinxing'. As I've always said I want Arsene to build a team that can win the league. We certainly have been a bit, just a bit, unlucky with injuries but when you go into a season with only Fabregas as an established central-midfielder and he gets injured it's not simply down to bad luck, is it? Anyway, perhaps the arrival of a 27 year old Arshavin and the very obvious effect he's had on the team is an indication that the balance was wrong. Youth is fantastic but to do the best by those players you have to let them learn as much from the players around them as they do when you chuck them right in at the deep end and say 'Swim!'. As expected Emmanuel Adebayor will play for Togo this week. Reports last week said Arsenal had let him go but were unwilling to allow him to play after being out for so long with injury. However, the Togonian head of football or something, said:
    Adebayor hasn't joined up with us in Lome for nothing. He will play in the match against Cameroon. He will play in his role as captain as he always has, as this is a huge match for Togo.
    I think Arsenal must have known that if he was going over there he was going to play. If he plays and he gets some fitness back then all well and good. If he plays and gets injured again then it's our own fault for letting him go in the first place. Phil Brown says 'the truth will come out' about the Fabregate incident. Would this be the same kind of truth that came out when Brown said Arsene Wenger "never" shakes his hand? That kind of truth? Because if you think I can't handle the truth then you are so, so wrong. That is just the kind of truth I can handle. I'm a truth handler of the highest quality, let me tell you. So you go bang your hand on some other desk, mister. Manuel Almunia has been speaking again about getting an English passport and declaring for the English national team. I've been over this before, I think if he can't play for Spain then that should be the end of his international dreams. I mean, what kind of country would fill their national team with players who weren't even born in the country they're supposed to represent? Madness, I tell you. The real problem is just plain old loneliness. When everyone else has gone off on international duty Almunia is left back at London Colney with Sylvester, Rosicky and Emmanuel Pingpong who, hilariously, is quite awful at table tennis. Sure, they go on bike rides and have picnics and sometimes get ever so wrapped up in mystery that it's long after dark before they get home, but those days are the exception rather than the rule. Some sad news now as it seems everyone's favourite French-Portuguese U21 international who has never played a game of football in his life could be on the way out of the club. Amaury Bischoff, who spends his days as Gunnersaurus's PA, has offers from a multitude of other clubs who feel his administration and organisational skills are just what they're looking for. His agent says:
    Amaury can do 80 words a minute, update his Twitter, accept up to 500 invitations an hour on Facebook as well as maintaining 50 MSN chat windows at a time without so much as a stray LOL. He'd be asset to any club mascot.
    Truly my heart would cleave in two were he to leave us. Right, that's about that. It's a mucky morning here in Dublin. Bleurgh. Have a good day. More tomorrow.]]>
    1941 2009-03-26 09:00:03 2009-03-26 09:00:03 open open interlull-a-cocktail-of-arse publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull: Friday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/03/27/interlull-friday-round-up/ Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1939 If Johnny has 6 apples and Mary has 5 apples and Johnny is travelling east on a train at 78mph and Mary is travelling west heading to the same location, from the same starting distance, at 71mph and there's a flock of baby lambs on the tracks but one driver is an animal lover and would stop and parp his horn at them and the other is John Terry, how many times would you have to hit John Terry in the head with an iron bar to kill him or at least leave him in semi-vegetative state which would require round the clock care? Answers on a postcard to 7, Dublin. The winner takes it all. Having been faced with the shock news that Emmanuel Adebayor would be playing for Togo we now face an even bigger shock. It seems that AC Milan are 'hatching a plan' to prise him away from us in the summer. Ingenious bastards that they are - the plan, according to newspapers in Italy, is to pay us £35m. I can imagine that took some thinking up. Intense boardroom meetings led them to the point where their 'plan' to get the player is to pay far, far more than he's worth. Pure genius. We should put AC Milan in charge of the world economy, they'd sort it out pronto. Obviously if somebody offered you £35m for Adebayor you'd bite their hands off. Just to be sure you'd probably have a little chomp at their forearms too but the reality is that nobody is going to offer £35m for Emmanuel Adebayor. AC Milan might want him, I can see some truth in that, but they won't pay anything near as much as that. To be honest I wouldn't be at all surprised if we did sell him this summer. But that's a world of speculation that can wait until the end of the season and until we see Ade holding a picture of La Gazzetta dello Sport or Corriere dello Sport or TuttoSport or El Mundo Deportivo or AS or Marca or The Leitrim GAA Chronicle. Hull are still wittering on about Fabregas, suggesting that incident involving a Doncaster midfielder who was charged despite there being no witnesses and it being a case of 'he said-she said', is enough to bring about an FA charge. What's really interesting in the Sun article there is the line which says:
    That decision has lifted Hull, who say Fabregas spat at No 2 Brian Horton after a stormy FA Cup quarter-final at the Emirates — seen by all of their coaching staff.
    How interesting. All of a sudden it was seen by all their coaching staff. Yet when asked by the BBC who else saw the alleged incident, Brown was stumped, as the audio below suggests: Audio If all his staff had seen it wouldn't he just have said that? Now, having had some time to get their house 'in order', we're being fed the line that all the Hull coaching staff saw it. What a load of unmitigated bollocks. Villarreal defender Gonzalo 'Gonzalo' Gonzales, the Welsh international, has summed up the feelings of the Spanish team by suggesting they'll be out for revenge when we play them in the Champions League. He says:
    I feel like the quarter-final game against Arsenal is a revenge match. Without question, just like everyone else who is still in the team, we feel like it’s time for revenge.
    Maybe a better form of revenge would be to go to Riquelme's house, kidnap him, tie him up and put him in a room playing Peter André's 'Mysterious Girl' over and over and over again. He's the one they should take revenge on, not us. But I see where they're coming from. Not much else happening really. As you'll have gathered there's no Arsecast today. Interlull = precious little content and depending on your point of view that's another reason to love/hate international football. It will return next week. So until tomorrow's action packed, Arse-filled blog, have a good day.]]>
    1939 2009-03-27 09:00:33 2009-03-27 09:00:33 open open interlull-friday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Interlull: Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/03/28/interlull-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 28 Mar 2009 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1936 Tomas Rosicky. In an interview with Arsenal TV Online he revealed he thought he might never play football again and explained the injury that has kept him out for so long. In a game against Fulham he got a kick on the back of the knee which caused him pain but he was able to play again a few days later against Newcastle. After this first sprint of the game he completely tore his tendon away from the bone. Ouch. Unfortunately scans didn't show the damage, it was only when he had a bog-standard x-ray that it was revealed. The injury, as we all know, was rare. Doctors looked for similar sufferers so they could see how to go about fixing it but found nobody. So a couple of surgeries later and over 12 months here we are. He says his knee is absolutely fine, he's just got a bit of a groin problem now but he says he's 'boiling inside' to play again. You can say what you want about how picking up big wages helps soften the blow of not playing but if you love to play football and you can't it's hugely frustrating, at any level. I think I'm going to have to miss my game of 5s tomorrow because of my ankle and I want to lie down on the floor like a toddler going 'NOT FAIR!' (the fact I'm a big baby might have something to do with this though). All the same, I can't imagine not playing for more than a year. Obviously it's great to see him on the cusp of being back because at times the information we were getting about his injury was extremely negative. He wasn't the only one to think he might never play again. Whether we see him this season or not remains a question but fingers crossed we'll see our number 7 on the pitch sooner rather than later. He's a fine player and someone who would have made a difference this season. It was also revealed yesterday that the club has no problem at all with Emmanuel Adebayor playing for Togo. AW revealed he'd spoken to the Togo manager and also said that as Adebayor was 'ready' to play there was no issue with him turning out for his country. So there. The Mirror has apologised to Nicklas Bendtner for some rather poor interpretation of quotes he made to a Danish newspaper. Vital Arsenal has the story and it's one that deserves some coverage. Cesc's dad talks about his son, interest from other clubs and how they turned down Real Madrid and Florentino Perez. With Perez set to contest this summer's presidential election at Madrid I suspect he's going to throw some names about, and I'd put a fair chunk of money on Cesc being one of them. Not much else going on really. There are a slew of internationals on today and our players will feature in some of them. Fingers crossed they all come through unscathed ... until Wednesday's internationals, at least. I'm going to hobble out into the garden. More tomorrow. And don't forget the clocks go forward tonight, one hour less sleep, but more sunshine (hahahaha) in the evenings.]]> 1936 2009-03-28 09:00:43 2009-03-28 09:00:43 open open interlull-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The News of the World are stupid cunts - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/03/29/the-news-of-the-world-are-stupid-cunts-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1934 Cesc being 'out of control' at Arsenal any coverage at all but I just thought one particular section needed to be highlighted. You say:
    Sources close to the Catalan giants are now convinced the midfielder has set his heart on rejoining the club he has supported since he was a toddler. Reports in his native Barca claim that his recent spat with Hull officials after the Gunners' stormy 2-1 FA Cup quarter-final victory have further affected his state of mind. Barcelona are briefing the Spanish media that Fabregas believes there is a witch hunt against him as part of a campaign to drive him away from Arsenal.
    Emphasis mine right there. Do I need to point out the irony of what you've written? I probably do as you are stupid cunts but readers of this blog, who are not stupid cunts, do not need it explained. Please do us all a favour and die in a fire, you stupid, ignorant, fuckwitted cunts. Stick to Z-list celebs who you pillory for being vapid and stupid until such time as they contract a terminal illness at which point you build them up as some kind of princess, you hypocritical pieces of shit. Best regards (by which I mean I'm fervently wishing you die in a fire - or perhaps get burnt to the point of death, then spend years suffering painful skin grafts only to die from a septic infection which turns your skin to a lake of maggot infested pus), Arseblogger Back in the real world Cesc is putting the Hull Spitty stuff behind him and getting set for first team action again. I'm sure he'll be doing intensive training this week to make sure he's ready for Man City next Saturday. He says:
    For me it is closed already - I have nothing to say, I'm very happy, I'm going to play football again and that's the most important thing. I am not injured any more - I am ready to play - it's just about my fitness, my match fitness, how it goes but it should be okay.
    Having him back in the side is going to be such a boost and with plenty still to play for this season his return is most timely indeed. Some of our players played last night. Adebayor scored for Togonia and Robin van Persie scored against Scotland. The rest, I simply don't know and I don't care enough to find out. The night football was reborn - Anfield 89 reading reading in the Observer There's not much else to tell you really. The clock have gone forward, I've got rum oozing out of my pores and now I have to go and eat some breakfast. Have yourselves a good Sunday. Tomorrow see us break the back of the Interlull and creep ever closer to real football again. Laters.]]>
    1934 2009-03-29 09:00:03 2009-03-29 09:00:03 open open the-news-of-the-world-are-stupid-cunts-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull: Bendtner's old lady knee, annoying youths and Hull's letter to the FA http://arseblog.net/2009/03/30/interlull-bendtners-old-lady-knee-annoying-youths-and-hulls-letter-to-the-fa/ Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1932 Nicklas Bendtner has picked up a knee injury playing for Denmark. I can only find word of it on one site and when you click the story the page doesn't load. The headline says "Denmark Admit Concern Over Extent Of Injury To Arsenal Star Bendtner". They're obviously so concerned that they've forced a media blackout to prevent widespread panic and rioting on the streets of Copenhagen. I hope it's not too serious. But wait, a little more digging around and I've found some quotes from the Danish coach, Morten but not Morten from Aha Olsen. He says:
    It is an unfortunate injury, but we do not know yet how it looks in terms of Wednesday. He has irritation and pain in the left knee.
    I like that. I can imagine Bendtner's left knee with a nose and eyes and a mouth making a face like an old woman listening to teenagers on a bus playing the latest hit from Nelly or Sean Paul or Dustin Timbersnake on their mobile phones for the rest of the passengers to 'enjoy'. What is the story with that anyway? Do the youth of today have no interest in the quality of sound at all? When I was a lad we'd strive to get the best quality audio we could. That involved buying a new stylus every few weeks, saving up and getting speaker cable that was a bit more expensive than the bog-standard stuff, tweaking amps, adding equalisers and much more. Now these little bastards download a 64kb MP3 from some dodgy site and play it via their mobile phone's speaker, making it sound like a retarded wasp in a biscuit tin. No wonder the old lady is irritated. Idiots. Anyway, I digress. Bendtner's knee is sore. Erm. Yeah. Hull  City's letter to the FAHull City are set to provide The FA with their dossier about the Cesc Fabregas/Brian Horton/We're just making stuff up now and have gone too far to back down incident. As usual Arseblog is ahead of game and can provide you, exclusively, with a copy of the letter Hull are sending to the powers that be. To view simply click the thumbnail image (you may need to click again on the image that loads to view it at its full size). It's quite compelling, you have to say. Robert Pires says Arsenal need more English players. I can see where's he's coming from but it looks like the balance he refers to will happen via young English players coming through from the youths rather than the manager going out and buying them. Personally I think Arsenal need more evil robots with twirling helicopter style blades on the end of their arms like Maximilian from the original Battlestar Galactica the Black Hole film but English players are probably easier to come by. Right then, that'll have to do for a Monday morning. Have at it, Arsers.]]>
    1932 2009-03-30 09:00:19 2009-03-30 09:00:19 open open interlull-bendtners-old-lady-knee-annoying-youths-and-hulls-letter-to-the-fa publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Share sale makes little difference at this stage + bad news re: van Persie http://arseblog.net/2009/03/31/share-sale-makes-little-difference-at-this-stage-bad-news-re-van-persie/ Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1930 here, with the kind of quotes you would expect from Kroenke and from Chairman PHW. There's also a Q&A with Fiszman in which he says:
    I have no current intention to sell any more of my shares in the Club. This sale to Stan was a one-off sale. I certainly intend to continue as a long-term substantial shareholder. While I thought long and hard about selling any shares, I believe that Stan’s increased holding is a positive development for Arsenal Football Club.
    It's certainly hard to see what difference the sale makes in the short term. A number of shares have gone from one 'friendly' director to another but of course the minute share sales happen the name Usmanov crops up. There were reports in recent days that Lady Nina was actively trying to sell her holding in the club. Whether Fiszman's sale to Kroenke has anything to do with that I don't know. What I do know is that Usmanov's wealth is not what it once was. Forbes magazine estimates his wealth has fallen from $9.3 billion just one year ago to 'just' $1.6 billion now. He's lost a packet on various investments and even the value of his Arsenal shares is down £10m on what he paid for them, bearing in mind he was hoovering them up at inflated prices a lot of the time. So it seems unlikely that Usmanov is in any position to launch a bid for the club. On the other hand Kroenke's wealth has increased in the same period by $300m, from $2.7 billion to $3 billion so he seems to be in a much stronger position. You wonder, perhaps, does his increased holding and his obvious wealth add some stability to the club's finances at a time when the property market has had an effect on the income we thought we were going to get from the Highbury Square development. I suppose while the issue of Lady Nina's shares is still up in the air a lot of questions and uncertainty will remain. The Arsenal Trust released a statement, saying:
    If a sale had to take place we are reassured that it is to Stan. The fact that Stan Kroenke is already a member of the Board at Arsenal should ensure that this change does not create any instability. The AST have asked to meet with Danny Fiszman to discuss with him how he envisages the club moving forward.
    So in the very short term nothing much has changed, only for another chunk of the club to move from the old guard to the newcomers. The prospect of 'foreign' ownership draws ever closer, with close to 50% of the club now in the hands of non-English, non-Arsenal fans. Maybe this is the way forward, a mix of the two, and I do hope that remains the case, but you just get the sense that a total buy-out is more or less inevitable. Moving from the boardroom and shares to the pitch and there's bad news on the injury front as Robin van Persie has picked up a groin injury in training for Holland and will return to Arsenal for treatment. Hopefully it's nothing too serious but even a tweak in that area means a couple of weeks out. Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger won't be best pleased to hear Denmark more or less saying they're willing to risk Nicklas Bendtner who has a knee problem. If he suffers a setback on top of a van Persie injury it certainly reduces our striking options, although Eduardo should be fit, Arshavin is available domestically and Adebayor could return after his spell out with injury. Speaking of Adebayor he says he's glad he stayed at Arsenal in the summer but has displayed an awareness of time more akin to that of a small child than a grown man. You know the way with kids something happened yesterday when in reality it was sometime last year? He's the same. Talking about injuries to our squad he said:
    We've missed Eduardo for several months (real time: a year) Tomas Rosicky for about a year (real time: over a year), Theo Walcott for three or four months (real time: more or less correct), Cesc Fabregas for almost six months (real time: 4 months) and I've also been injured for two or three weeks (real time: 2 months).
    I suppose when you're being paid £80,000 a week abstract concepts like time aren't really relevant. Hull City have submitted their 'dossier' to the FA over Fabregate. It's interesting to hear the Hull Chairman say they'd be happy with an apology from Cesc who has insisted all along that nothing happened. Obviously the ball is now in the FA's court and we'll wait and see what they make of the 'evidence' that Hull have submitted. Further comment on this can wait until then. One thing that does need to be made public again though is the Ballack thing. I've seen a few newspaper pieces in which they bring that up again. Let's be clear, Fabregas did NOT spit at Ballack, Ballack made no accusation that he did, Bayern Munich have confirmed that no such incident took place, yet the papers still phrase it as if there's some doubt about it. Right, that's enough to keep you going. We'll await injury news on van Persie with bated breath. More tomorrow.]]>
    1930 2009-03-31 09:00:50 2009-03-31 09:00:50 open open share-sale-makes-little-difference-at-this-stage-bad-news-re-van-persie publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull: More injuries, van Persie and Gazidis speak http://arseblog.net/2009/04/01/interlull-more-injuries-van-persie-and-gazidis-speak/ Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1928 Abou Diaby was withdrawn from the French squad after suffering from something. God knows what now but it's becoming ever more apparent, if it wasn't blindingly obvious anyway, that he's got serious problems staying fit. Surely it goes beyond bad luck at this stage. He can do a few weeks, then he gets an injury. It's like clockwork and it's a real shame because there's a talented player in there somewhere, it just seems as if we're never going to see him because of all the niggles he picks up. On the plus side he recovered from his last knock in record time, just a few days, so maybe this will be the same. Anyway, fingers crossed the rest of our lads come through their games tonight without any problems. It's all about Ivan Gazidis now and he's had plenty to say. Firstly he's convinced that Cesc will be staying at Arsenal, saying:
    I can't marry the stories that I read with the reality, which is that Cesc is extremely happy at Arsenal and totally committed to the club, and that's every message that Arsene Wenger or I have ever received from him or his representatives.
    Which is good to hear and while I think we all accept Cesc is going to go back to Spain at some point in his career I really don't have any short term worries about that. The summer will be interesting, with Real Madrid on the prowl, but he's committed to the club, he's proud of being captain of Arsenal and he wants to win things with us. There are stories floating about this morning about Robin van Persie as well. It's much the same kind of stuff that's been about for the last few weeks. Speaking about his new contract offer Robin says:
    Financially Arsenal's last offer is fine, but that isn't everything for me. It's about my ambitions and how they can be fulfilled. The club and I want the same, and it's our intention to achieve that. Now it's about making that final push. I certainly feel I can play an important role in taking Arsenal to a higher level.
    In an era when we lambaste footballers for thinking only about the money it's hard to criticise a player for whom money is not the most important thing. Of course you can point to van Persie's injury record and how the club have looked after and supported him through that and other low-points in his career and personal life - I don't think that's unfair at all. However, it strikes me that van Persie is someone who wants to win things with Arsenal. If we have our doubts about the team, the strength of the squad etc, isn't it natural that some of the players will as well? I'd be more worried if the players were happy to coast along just picking up their wages. That they want things to improve is good. Anyway, to me it all sounds quite positive so I'm not worried in that regard. Nevertheless, Gazidis makes a good point, saying:
    I can't guarantee success because success depends on those very players but am I confident that I can keep those players and we can make progress? Absolutely, very confident. It's not good enough for us to be in fourth place, we have to be competing for the Premier League title. I think there are a variety of reasons we are in fourth place but it's not the level of our ambition - not the level of Arsene Wenger's, the board's or my ambition.
    The bit about the players is bang on the money and whatever you or I might think of the way the manager has built this particular squad and made the mistakes he's made, I don't think you can ever question his desire to win things. He thought he could do it one way and when it became apparent that way wasn't really working he changed things around a bit and added some experience and quality to the squad in Arshavin. I think come summertime we'll see a couple of similar purchases which will provide the squad with the extra quality needed to compete for the league but also provide the younger players with the chance to learn and improve by playing alongside guys like that. Anyway, that's all to come in those long, hilarious, summer months. Final bit of Gazidis is him talking about Kroenke, Lady Nina and Jabba the Usmanov. Go read. Sylvester says he wants Man United in the semi-finals of the Champions League. Two points. One - we've still got two legs of the quarter-final to play before we can even think about who we're going to play in the semi. Two - anyone who'd prefer Man United to Porto is clearly a mentalist. Finally for today, Goonerholic has some worrying news from UEFA. Is there no end to Platini's madness? Rightyo, that'll do. More tomorrow.]]>
    1928 2009-04-01 09:00:17 2009-04-01 09:00:17 open open interlull-more-injuries-van-persie-and-gazidis-speak publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Goodbye Interlull: Joan Laporta should shut his stupid fat mouth http://arseblog.net/2009/04/02/goodbye-interlull-joan-laporta-should-shut-his-stupid-fat-mouth/ Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1926 Robin van Persie and Abou Diaby have picked up injuries but we don't know the extent of them yet. My pal at Gunnerblog reported last night on Twitter that Samir Nasri had pulled out of the French squad due to a virus, so we'll anxiously await an update from the official site later on this afternoon. Good news though is that Cesc Fabregas is ready. According to Arsene Wenger:
    He is ready to play again. But he needs three games to be back [at his best].
    Well then, the sooner we get him those games the better. I can't see him not starting on Saturday to be honest. He brings too much to the team for him to spend more time out of it. And with so many important games coming up we need him up to speed as quickly as possible. Meanwhile, Barcelona President and all-round twatwrech Joan Laporta, has been speaking about how Cesc would fit into the Barcelona team. He says:
    I would badly like to see Cesc in Barcelona’s shirt, but the opinion of the technical staff is the one that counts regarding decisions. We are aware that he is very talented player and he perfectly knows Barcelona’s style.
    Now, there's a time and place of the kind of shit-talking that comes from Spanish clubs and that place is the summer. We're used to it now. We've been subjected to it every summer for the last 8-10 years (I even remember seeing 'BERGKAMP TO REAL MADRID' on Teletext years ago, before the internet became as popular as it is), but for this kind of crap to begin now is insufferable. Laporta is a smarmy, big-mouthed spiv who really ought to keep his stupid, unctuous trap shut. He's bang out of order here and should be taken to task over it. How stupid is he? Well, he says:
    He is an home-grown player who is happy at Arsenal, and it would be a lack of respect to Arsenal to speak about it.
    YOU ARE SPEAKING ABOUT IT, YOU UTTER GOBSHITE. What is he on about? How can he say it would be disrespectful to Arsenal to speak about whilst it actually speaking about it? How mind-numbingly cretinous do you have to be to say something like that? "I'm sorry sir, it would be disrespectful of me to mug you and steal your wallet and hit you repeatedly in the face with a piece of wavin pipe". "But you have just mugged me and stolen my wallet and hit me repeatedly in the face with a piece of wavin pipe!" "I have?" "Yes, you have". "Oh well" *clunk* What a complete and utter moron this man is. And if further proof were needed, which it's not but I'm going to give it to you anyway, he thinks Victor Valdes is the best goalkeeper in the world. Excuse me a moment whilst I vomit out of my nose with laughter. Victor Valdes is the best goalkeeper in the world in the same way that Carlton Palmer is the most gifted midfielder football has ever seen. If Valdes is the best keeper in the world then I am the quickest centre-half in the world. Clueless cunny. Laporta really should shut up. I'm going to be in Barcelona on Monday night, I'll be looking for something to do and I might pay him a visit. Me and my wavin pipe. Me and my wavin pipe and a couple of roles of Duck tape. Me and my wavin pipe and a couple of rolls of Duck tape and the complete collection of Westlife Sing the Songs of Phil Collins (I shall have ear-plugs!). On the other hand I may just go to a bar and drink Mojitos but still. Stupid people do my head in and Joan Laporta is a stupid person. Other than that not much happening. There's some stuff by Sylvester on the official site about how we've improved since the season began. We got better when he was out of the squad. Coincidence? I'll let you decide. Right, that's it for today. Hopefully tomorrow there'll be a plethora, a profusion and superabundance of Arsenal news and the world can return to relative normality again. Until then.]]>
    1926 2009-04-02 09:00:47 2009-04-02 09:00:47 open open goodbye-interlull-joan-laporta-should-shut-his-stupid-fat-mouth publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull over - Cesc returns + Arsecast 117 http://arseblog.net/2009/04/03/interlull-over-cesc-returns-arsecast-117/ Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1924 It has taken its toll on us, this cruel and wicked Interlull. As expected we're without Robin van Persie (groin) and Abou Diaby (who needs a thigh transplant at this stage). Also ruled out is Eduardo with a groin problem which is a bit unexpected. Samir Nasri is a doubt with the flu. On the plus side though we've got Adebayor and Walcott fit again and, most importantly of all, Cesc is fit and back in the squad for tomorrow's game against Man City. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll start the game and with so many important fixtures looming we have to hope he can get match fit asap and not suffer any little complications after being out for so long. He's the captain of the side and I'm sure will be absolutely dying to play again. Let's not forget that at the time he was injured he spoke about how he hoped we'd still be in contention for the FA Cup and the Champions League on his return. His injury came at a time when we were really struggling for form and consistency. Although we'd beaten Chelsea in the weeks previous that came after three defeats in November, to Stoke, Villa and tomorrow's opponents Man City. We scraped that win over Wigan, drew with Boro and he got injured in the Liverpool game - so at the time it was difficult to look at the future with too much positivity, especially as our midfield trials and tribulations seemed to be exacerbated by the loss of our best player. But we remain unbeaten in the league since then, the arrival of Arshavin has given the squad a boost and performances, individuals and results have improved. So we have Cesc coming back right at the business end of things - and a Cesc who obviously needed a break. It was an unfortunate way to get it but let's be thankful he's coming back into a side with plenty still to play for this season. In particular I'm looking forward to see him and Arshavin combine, it's making my gooch moist even thinking about it. But that may be too much information at this time of the morning. The manager will hold his pre-match press conference later this morning and it'll be interesting to see what he has to say, particularly about Joan Laporta's comments. I expect the club to be rather critical of the Barcelona president. Of most importance though is tomorrow's game. Heading into the Interlull we had picked up quite the head of steam, scoring ten goals in three league games, another five in two FA Cup games, and we had that confidence boosting penalty shoot-out win in Rome. So you could certainly say the break came at a bad time for us but then the break has affected all the other teams too. We have to make sure we pick up where we left off and with Villa playing United this weekend it's a good chance for us to extend the gap between us and them. Of course we have to win our game and there really ought to be a measure of revenge in the air for this one. City destroyed us at their place earlier in the season. We were a shambles that day and despite the importance of this game on its own merits I'm sure some of them will want to put right what went wrong that day. More on the game itself tomorrow. Aside from that not much else happening. Arsene is talking about awarding points for scoring goals. Pff, not sure I'm down with that, I have to say. Then you'll get someone saying you should get more points for scoring great goals e.g van Persie's v Charlton would be more pointiful than Gallas's against Hull. I'm all for encouraging attacking football but I don't think this is realistic in any way. If you're looking for somewhere to watch the Villarreal game on Tuesday, check out RedAction, they've hired the Islington Academy so you can watch surrounded by Arsenal fans of all shapes and sizes. Right then, time for this week's Arsecast. On the show I chat to GilbertoSilver of Gunnerblog about the Interlull, Man City and the Champions League game against Villarreal. The Man in the Bar is there, there's some poetry from Tony Adams and other stuff too. I think. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here 18mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio One final thing - if you're using the Arses on Arsecast day there's a convention where people don't discuss the contents of the Arsecast as they may not be able to listen to it until later that day. Pour un full list de les Arses T&Cs, click here. Right, that'll do. Have at it. More tomorrow.]]> 1924 2009-04-03 09:00:11 2009-04-03 09:00:11 open open interlull-over-cesc-returns-arsecast-117 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Saturday round-up : Wenger on Barcelona's behaviour http://arseblog.net/2009/04/04/saturday-round-up-wenger-on-barcelonas-behaviour/ Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1922 We'll start with team news which affects today and Tuesday's game against Villarreal. For today he confirmed the absences of Eduardo, van Persie and Diaby with their injuries and the bed-ridden Nasri who has flu. He said that for Tuesday Nasri had a 'small' chance to be fit while the others had a 'little, little, little chance' but said they'd probably be short. The returns of Adebayor, Walcott and Cesc are timely then. He was at pains throughout his press conference to point out that the team were focussed only on what lay in front of them in the short-term. The only important thing is the next game. You'll read some stuff this morning about how he refused to commit to Arsenal beyond 2011 but that's just pure and utter shit-stirring. When asked about it he said he 'didn't rule it out' but stressed that it wasn't important at this moment in time. Which is quite right, it's two years away, we've got 6 weeks of crunch games coming up. The return of Cesc was on the agenda too and while he obviously welcomes the captain back he stressed that the 'team' was the important thing. There was rather intense questioning about Barcelona's reported interest in the captain which he dealt with perfectly. He spoke about how things like are out of the club's control and anyway, the team and the games ahead are the most important thing. When asked if Barcelona's behaviour (Laporta's public admission of interest and the leaking of an entirely fictional £45m bid) disappointed him, he said:
    Why would I be disappointed? If I was disappointed it means I would expect another behaviour ... which I don't.
    ZING. Stick that up your filthy chuff, Laporta. The sort of stuff we're seeing from Barcelona is so typical, so transparent and so pathetic. It's designed to unsettle our player and although you might be tempted to say it's unbecoming of such a big club but it's just par for the course. They've done it time and time again, not just to us either. AW did grow a bit irked when repeatedly asked about Cesc, saying quite reasonably:
    I will not answer any more questions about one player. Only about the team.
    The instant reaction from the press pack? One journalist asked 'So are you confident Cesc will stay?' Twats. The way Wenger rolled his eyes and looked at him was classic though. Worth checking out via the TV thingy on the official site. The press conferences are great. So back to today and we're likely to see Cesc link up with Arshavin for the first time, which is a tasty proposition. It'll be interesting to see how we line up. With all the absences you have to think Arshavin will play on the left hand side of the midfield with Bendtner and probably Adebayor up front. City will be without dangerman Stephen Ireland who picked up an injury in training but they can call on Robinho to replace him. As I've said we need to hit the ground running after the Interlull. If we win today we open a 6 point gap on Villa who play Man United tomorrow. It also gets the momentum going again ahead of Tuesday's game in Spain. The most important thing today though is the result, the performances might take a game or two to pick up again. I've had a little €5 on Cesc to score and Arsenal to win at 7-1. So that's about it. I'm all excited now about having football back. Up the Arse today! More tomorrow.]]>
    1922 2009-04-04 09:00:35 2009-04-04 09:00:35 open open saturday-round-up-wenger-on-barcelonas-behaviour publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 2-0 Man City: The boys are most definitely back in town http://arseblog.net/2009/04/05/arsenal-2-0-man-city-the-boys-are-most-definitely-back-in-town/ Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1919 Kolo Toure forced a decent save from Given after a mazy run and Andrei Arshavin, who was quiet for most of the first half, combined well with Alex Song (sweet backheel) to test the keeper once again. At the other end though City caused us a few problems. Shaun Wright-Phillips skinned Gael Clichy in the City half before setting up Micah Richards - Almunia made an excellent save. Another SWP cross deflected off Clichy and tested Manuel and the keeper was quick and brave to make a stop at the feet of Craig Bellamy. And City should have equalised when SWP again played a fine ball into Gelson Fernandes who found himself alone, unmarked, solitary and with all the space and time in the world in the middle of our box. Thankfully his shot hit the outside of the post. A lucky escape. Adebayor celebrates his goal against Man CityBut while the first half was a relatively even affair the second was all Arsenal. I don't remember a City attack or shot of any menace whatsoever. We made life easier for ourselves by scoring the second early in the half. Again it was a Cesc ball, over the top this time, to Adebayor, who took it down, went round the keeper and rolled it home. I know I don't need to point out how valuable a goal is but going through that second half at 1-0, knowing that just one error would let them back into the game, makes for a much more nerve-wracking experience. Not long afterwards Cesc tried to set up Adebayor for his hat-trick but the big striker couldn't quite get his shot away. It would have been remarkable though, a hat-trick of assists for the captain and goals for Adebayor. What a fantastic return they both made. Cesc showed what that bit of extra craft and quality in midfield can bring to the side and Adebayor looked like the Adebayor of old. Working hard, harrying defenders, chasing back and he got the goals his performance deserved. We also saw Theo's return and he took a fair battering. At least twice he needed physio treatment for knocks and ended the game sitting on the bench with a giant ice-pack on his knee. Hopefully he'll be all right for Tuesday because he was positive and dangerous yesterday, although obviously he hasn't quite got his sights trained yet as his shooting was a little off. Again though it's good to have him back. You can read the manager's thoughts on the game here. It was important to get ourselves up and running again and there are a lot of positives to be taken from the performance yesterday. Obviously we need to look at the way the defence was opened up in the first half but thankfully we didn't suffer the consequences yesterday. It means we travel to Spain in good shape and in good spirits to face a Villarreal side who got a pasting last night. They lost 3-0 to Almeria and had Robert Pires sent off. More on that game in the days ahead. Looking around the other stories making the headlines this morning. First off, Cesc has reaffirmed his commitment to the Arsenal, saying:
    Once more, there have been stories in the media recently talking about my future. I’m very happy at Arsenal and have said it many times – but I cannot control what the newspapers say or stop the press. I’ve said many times I’m proud to be captain of this club and I see my future with Arsenal.
    Top. Man. Of course the stories that appear in the press are often placed there by those with a vested interest in seeing such stories appear. Barcelona will 'leak' reports of a potential £45m bid to El Mundo or Sport and start their ball rolling there, but as I said yesterday such tactics are beyond transparent. Arsenal fans, in particular, know exactly how the Spanish clubs operate, but with those words Cesc has rendered any such fiction useless. It won't stop it, nothing can stop it, it's like a newsprint Terminator, but at least we'll all know they're talking out of their holes. Elsewhere the News of the World says Tomas Rosicky is set to make his comeback in a reserve game on Thursday, while the People says Barcelona (ZZZzzzzz) want Robin van Persie and Arsene Wenger is set to spend £12m on Everton's Jack Rodwell. You may attach as much credibility to each of those stories as you like. And that's about it. Sundays are so much more cheery when the sun is shining and Arsenal have won. Mrs Blogs is off to do a 10k race around the Phoenix Park, so good luck to her, I'll just sit around and eat a bacon sandwich, I think. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1919 2009-04-05 09:00:15 2009-04-05 09:00:15 open open arsenal-2-0-man-city-the-boys-are-most-definitely-back-in-town publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Villarreal preview http://arseblog.net/2009/04/06/villarreal-preview/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1914 They want to show you that they still have the quality and they are even more resolute to punish you," he said. "Everybody who loves Arsenal loves Robert Pires. For us he was fantastic...before his injury he was the best player in the world in his position. When I picked the team he was always automatically on the team sheet." And that he was - an awesome player, who would grace any team. But I still hope he has a stinker. As for Cygan, I'm hopeful his inclusion will inspire as much confidence in the Villarreal fans as he did in ours when he was playing for us. So, that's your lot for this morning. Here's hoping for that patented reverse-double-quadruple-backwards ultra super jinx tonight (which is a good thing, trust me), much more besides, and a happy, cheery - and lynch-free - blog for tomorrow. For those going to the game, make lots of noise, give Le Bob a big cheer, and if we don't get the right result, look for an Irish Arsenal fan and batter him with potatoes. It's all his fault. Cooooooome on you reds!]]> 1914 2009-04-06 09:00:14 2009-04-06 09:00:14 open open villarreal-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Villarreal pre-preview - Monday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/04/06/villarreal-pre-preview-monday-round-up/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1917 Robin van Persie and a 'small' chance for Samir Nasri. I wonder how he makes the distinction between little and small. Is it like midget vs dwarf? I suppose there'll be doubts about Theo too as he finished the City game sitting on the bench holding a rather large ice-pack on his knee. Fingers crossed they'll all make it though. Having that bit of extra quality, even on the bench, would be invaluable, and, of course, we go to Spain without Andrei Arshavin who is cup-tied. The manager, in his infinite wisdom, has put aside all transfer and contract talks until the end of the season, claiming the team needs to be 100% focussed on the games ahead. He says:
    I believe it can be distracting. It is a period when you have to be completely in to be successful. You cannot be half in and a little bit out, or 90 per cent in and a bit out, because that 10 per cent you can miss at an important moment of the game. I believe it is for us to be professional and to know what is important and when. We have to show maturity and get rid of all the talks that are not helping us to win the games.
    Makes sense. There's so much to be decided on the pitch in the next 6 weeks that off the pitch stuff can surely wait. There's nothing more important than the next game and all that. The Mirror reports that the manager suprised the players and took them paintballing. Ahh, paintballing. There's nothing like shooting someone in the face with a pellet of Dulux Crimson Sunrise® to foster team spirit. Back with a bang Emmanuel Adebayor is hungry. Not for pies. Not for some kind of fancy cous-cous dish. Nor for a giant steak or a side of bacon. No, he is hungry for trophies. He says:
    When I came to this club from Monaco in 2006, I was told by my friends and team-mates I had a great chance of winning something. But for the last three years I’ve gone on holiday having not won a trophy and with an empty heart. So now it is time to achieve things, starting with two games against Villarreal. We have to believe we can do it. I will do everything I can to play in the last four of this competition.
    And then the last two, hopefully. There aren't too many members of this squad who have won trophies really and the hunger to do so should be a huge motivation for them. They should all be starving for delicious, home-made, still warm, crunchy trophies. Yes. Do we want our players going around all summer with empty hearts? No we do not. For that means our hearts are also empty. Apart from all the blood and bits that block up our arteries and what have you. If we see the Adebayor of old, the one who re-emerged from his semi-hibernation earlier in the season, then our chances of full hearts are much greater. So that's really about it for this morning. As I'm flying to Barcelona this evening and then down to Valencia and then Villarreal for the match, I won't be blogging for the next couple of days. You will, however, have the pleasure of Tom's company for the pre and post-Villarreal blogs. If I can find wifi I'll try and update the Twitter a bit, but data costs when roaming would bankrupt a sheikh so don't count on it. Hopefully I'll see some of you in Spain and here's to a good result tomorrow night. Until Thursday, cheers.]]>
    1917 2009-04-06 09:00:49 2009-04-06 09:00:49 open open villarreal-pre-preview-monday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A game of two halves, but we take the advantage home http://arseblog.net/2009/04/08/a-game-of-two-halves-but-we-take-the-advantage-home/ Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1912 1912 2009-04-08 09:00:29 2009-04-08 09:00:29 open open a-game-of-two-halves-but-we-take-the-advantage-home publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Bad news on the injury front + Arsecast 118 http://arseblog.net/2009/04/10/bad-news-on-the-injury-front-arsecast-118/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1907 injury news and it's not great, it has to be said. William Gallas is going to miss the rest of the season with medial knee ligament damage. The manager called it a 'big blow' and given the form of Gallas in the last couple of months it's hard to argue. Regular readers will know I'm hardly the biggest Gallas fan in the world but since things came to a head and the captaincy was taken away from him he has been playing much, much better. And at this stage of the season when you need guys with experience and who have won things to lose him is a certainly not ideal. The other thought, of course, is that we may have seen him play his last game for Arsenal. I certainly wouldn't be surprised if he were to move in the summer so that could be that in terms of his Arsenal career. Arsene says he sees him at the club next season as he has one year left on his contract but I'm not so sure. Anyway, we'll see. His injury has been compounded by one to Gael Clichy who will miss a couple of weeks with a back injury. Now, Clichy's form this season hasn't been great but it leaves the manager with some thinking to do. Obviously Johan Djourou is going to replace Gallas at centre-half. Does he then use Kieran Gibbs or try and replace some of the experience he's losing between Gallas and Clichy by bringing in Sylvester? I suspect he'll go for the latter option. We know Sylvester has been there and done that with United, he's won things and knows what this final part of the season is all about, my concern would be that he doesn't necessarily have the ability to play the way he did at United. They let him go, to us, which is telling I think. I was never a big fan of him as a player when he was there and I'm worried that he might not be up to scratch. I would happily and cheerfully be proven wrong on this one. If he can come in and do a good job then fantastic, no complaints from me. I'm just a little anxious, is all. On top of that we've lost Manuel Almunia for three weeks with an ankle injury. The same ankle that filthy twat Diouf tried to break so in will come Lukasz Fabianksi. It's a good opportunity for him to stake a claim for more regular football but he is still quite raw. Fingers crossed he's more Manninger (97-98 vintage), than Richard Wright. So with any number of important games coming up in the next few weeks the squad is going to be be tested. Yes, we've certainly been unlucky this season with injuries but they are part and parcel of the game. We just have to cope with them, get on with things and hopefully the players that come in can do their jobs well. Ahead of tomorrow's game Eduardo and Robin van Persie have fitness tests. I'm told that of the two van Persie is the more likely to make it but even this weekend might be a bit soon for both of them. To be honest, I don't think there's any point taking risks for tomorrow. With all due respect to Wigan we should have enough in the squad to get a result there, leaving Eduardo and Robin more time to get fit for Villarreal and the small matter of the FA Cup semi-final the following weekend. In his pre-match press conference, which took place yesterday due to the Easter weekend, the boss also revealed that Tomas Rosicky was 'not close' to coming back. Reports that he was due to play in last night's reserve game against Sp*rs were wide of the mark it seems. I really don't think we'll see him until next season. After such a long time out there's no point in rushing him and he's probably better off with a full pre-season under his belt - provided he's fit enough to do that. So that's about it with regards the news. Despite it being a bank holiday weekend there's an Arsecast which features George with a tale of the unexpected, some news, team news, a late night TV discussion, and other stuff all around a common, twitchy, theme. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (18mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right, that's that. Time for toast, more coffee and possibly a beer. Nah, it's too early for beer. A gin and tonic will do. Till tomorrow.]]> 1907 2009-04-10 09:00:26 2009-04-10 09:00:26 open open bad-news-on-the-injury-front-arsecast-118 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Pre-Wigan Saturday round-up + the Twitch King http://arseblog.net/2009/04/11/pre-wigan-saturday-round-up-the-twitch-king/ Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1905 Kieran Gibbs will play at left back and he's been talking up the quality of his squad, saying:
    I am completely confident. At the moment yes Kieran Gibbs will play. I am confident that he will do well. And I have full confidence in Lukasz Fabianski. He has shown that when he came on the other night that he can deal with a situation very well.
    It's a great opportunity for Gibbs in the next couple of weeks to really make an impact. I suppose this is the only way you can really judge a player. When he's thrown in and there's pressure to perform some players sink, let's hope Gibbs is a swimmer. I did think the manager would go for Sylvester but he's obviously looking at him as his last centre-half option and doesn't want to risk another injury. There was good news regarding Robin van Persie too. In an interview on the official site he claimed he'd been passed fit and you would expect him to come back into the team if he's 100%. We'll have Andrei Arshavin back too and I think the manager might try and mix things up a little bit today. A win today would put us 9 points clear of Aston Villa who play against Everton tomorrow, and the boss says:
    At the moment our first target is to get away from Aston Villa as much as we can. And then we need to try and get closer to Chelsea and Liverpool because you never know. I always believe that consistency is the real sign that we’ve improved. At the moment we are quite consistent so let’s keep that going.
    There's no arguing with the run we're on at the moment in the league but we've got to be fully focussed on the game today. No half an eye on the Villarreal game in midweek because if we do we'll get punished. There's definitely enough quality, particularly up front, to bring back the three points today, so fingers crossed there's no European hangover. Looking around at the rest of the news Andrei Arshavin is a smitten kitten. He's loving life at Arsenal, saying:
    At Arsenal I feel at home. I like everything here, the friendly team, a wise and experienced manager, and fantastic fans. I won't leave the club for any money.
    I bet if I was a multi-multi-multi-billionaire I could tempt him with an outrageous offer to play for my astro team but it's nice to hear that he's settling in so well and so quickly. The Guardian talks to Theo. Meanwhile The Sun links us with a summer move for PSG's Mamadou Sakho. It's not the first time the centre-half's name has come up but at the moment it's all speculation. Phil Brown reaffirms his status as football's most up and coming cunthole. Amazing how his version of event is so at odds with what we think, which is, as we all know, the complete and utter, unbiased truth. Lassana Diarra says he didn't learn anything from Arsene Wenger. Another liar. He learned that if you cry and bitch and moan like a fucking baby then you'll get sold. Something that will serve him well throughout his career I'm sure. Jens Lehmann has nice things to say about Manuel Almunia. Finally for today, a video filmed by Dizzy on the train back from Villarreal to Valencia. It was one of the highlights of the trip because the lad doing the twitching actions to the song was fucking brilliant. He's a Twitch King and his talents deserve a wider audience.
    Up the Arse today! More tomorrow.]]>
    1905 2009-04-11 09:00:47 2009-04-11 09:00:47 open open pre-wigan-saturday-round-up-the-twitch-king publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wigan 1-4 Arsenal : slow start but the right result http://arseblog.net/2009/04/12/wigan-1-4-arsenal-slow-start-but-the-right-result/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1902 Johan Djourou to what looks like a serious injury. With no impact or contact from another player his knee just appeared to give way and he was taken away on a stretcher. We'll have to wait for official confirmation but it doesn't look good and raises issues about our defence which I'll come to in a bit. Sylvester came on to replace him at centre-half. Meanwhile we were really struggling to get a hold on the game at all. The classic post-Europe hangover performance. I don't think we created a chance of note in the first half at all. Kieran Gibbs cleared one off the line after Fabianski found himself in no-man's land and we can count ourselves somewhat lucky that we didn't go in at half time down to 10 men and two goals behind. Kieran Gibbs got away with a yellow card when he appeared to haul down the Wigan player who would have been through on goal. Mike Wiley saw it, reached for his pocket and I have to say I was surprised, pleasantly of course, that it was only a yellow card. He gave a free kick on the edge of the box which the Wigan guy smacked off the inside of the post. A let-off all round but maybe we deserve a bit of luck every now and again. It's not like we haven't had our share of bad luck this season. All the same I can understand Steve Bruce being upset with the ref - if the situation was reversed I'd be very unhappy that the red card didn't come out for the Wigan player. Theo celebrates with Arshavin during  Arsenal's 4-1 win over WiganThe second half was a different story, eventually. I was beginning to think the game was stinking of Stoke, we seemed leggy and lethargic, and then we scored. The ball came to Andrei Arshavin in the box and as he twisted and turned to try and make space he fell, but at the same time stuck out a leg, knocked the ball to Theo and he finished stylishly to equalise. We then brought on van Persie and Adebayor and although neither of them scored their presence put Wigan on the back foot a bit. The second goal was rather cheeky. From a thrown in Arshavin played a pass to Cesc through the legs of the defender, he waltzed into the box, played it right across goal and Sylvester had the easiest tap in of his life. Two late goals sealed the game. Firstly Arshavin capitalised on a Wigan error, after an Arsenal break had broken down on the edge of the box, to fire home the third. Then Alex Song jinked his way through the Wigan defence and slid it into the bottom corner to make it 4-1. He's really going through a good run of form, fair play to him. So the scoreline might have been a bit flattering but a 4-1 away win after a midweek Champions League game is not to be sniffed at. If you want to pick the bones out of it go right ahead, you can do that with any game, but the bottom line us we won, we're on an 18 match unbeaten run in the league and 4-1 on a Sunday morning makes me happy. Afterwards Arsene was more interested in talking up the positives than dwelling on the negatives, focussing on the character of the team. He said:
    We have shown great character and mental strength again for such a young team. We have shown some quality and mental quality that are very interesting for the future.
    All the same I think there'll be certain things he'll be looking at ahead of the Villarreal game on Wednesday. Kieran Gibbs is a promising player but got a rough ride at times yesterday while the goalkeeping coach might want a word with Fabianski about when to come off his line. I thought he looked solid from crosses/corners etc, but he does have a tendency to run about a bit, but I guess that's an experience thing as well. The other thing he might look at is how much better we were when Denilson went off. It's not a criticism of Denilson per se, but when Cesc dropped back a bit we took control of the game. I don't think we get anywhere near the best out of Cesc when he's deployed just behind the striker. We want him deeper, dictating the play from our half. And I don't think it was any coincidence that Arshavin, who showed some beautiful touches yesterday, was in the game more when he had Cesc behind him. Anyway, that's for him to decide. The other worry is Djourou, of course. Arsene says:
    It looks as though he’ll be out for Wednesday. We lost two central defenders in two games, we have a few more games to go and we haven’t got enough of them to lose one every game.
    We really are down to bare bones now. Toure and Sylvester are the only two fit centre-halves at the club at the moment, after that we're looking at Song to fill in (which he did reasonably well at the tail end of last season). It is a worry though. We have game after game after game in the next few weeks and if Djourou misses the rest of the season any further injuries could be devastating. I'm not sure what kind of contingency plan we might have. I don't know who might come up from the reserves/youths or if there's any way to recall Senderos from his loan at AC Milan. Fingers crossed we've had all the bad luck we're going to have with injuries at this stage. Anyway, all will become clear in the next few days. Looking around at the rest of the news this Sunday there's an interview in the News of the World with Arsene Wenger in which he talks very candidly about his transfer policy and the form of the team. It's stuff we've gone over on the blog time and time again so I'm not going to comment on it. It's a very interesting read though. Update: I should point out that the interview only appears IN the NOTW. It wasn't given to them. Arsene did not speak to them. The whole thing has been lifted wholesale from L'Equipe. Some good news ahead of the Villarreal game - Marcos Senna picked up an injury last night and will miss the game. He's a top player who bossed the midfield in the first leg so his absence will be a big loss to them. And that's about it. It's another beautiful day here in Dublin, I've got a game of 5-a-side later on, so I shall leave you to it.]]>
    1902 2009-04-12 09:00:11 2009-04-12 09:00:11 open open wigan-1-4-arsenal-slow-start-but-the-right-result publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A quick look at the week ahead http://arseblog.net/2009/04/13/a-quick-look-at-the-week-ahead/ Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1900 Champions League. Bolton proved they're not the defensive force they once were and in a local derby against a team with whom we have plenty of history, particularly in recent years, form isn't even really a factor. So two big, exciting games to come, and the manager says:
    We love the fact we have these big games coming up. There is tension but we like that because if there’s no tension, it means you are not going for anything.
    It was interesting to hear the manager refer to the Man City as the 'bottom' in that interview that the News of the World stole from L'Equipe. At that point the idea that we'd be on the brink of one final and one game away from the semi-final of the Champions League seemed a bit optimistic. But he, and the players, have turned things around, slowly but surely, and deserve credit for it. Now we're into the business end of things we'll see what they're really made of. Big players relish big games and we're going to need our big players to perform. Adebayor, van Persie, Arshavin, Nasri from an attacking point of view. We need Kolo Toure to be a leader at the back, we need Cesc to take control of games and dictate the play from midfield and the team is going to have to work hard to try and cope with the losses at the back which do make things more difficult. But I'd much rather be here with problems than having a fully fit squad with nothing to play for. Who would ever have thought that a back four of Eboue, Toure, Senderos and Flamini would get us to a Champions League final setting a record for clean sheets/time without conceding? So nothing is impossible. It's gonna be nerve-wracking but that's what football is all about. Bring. It. On. You might have seen stories this morning about Andrei Arshavin complaining about life in London. It's just selective quoting from this interview in the Telegraph which gives a much more rounded view of how he's settling in. So that's really about it. There's plenty more to come this week so hold tight.]]>
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    Fresh legs could make the difference http://arseblog.net/2009/04/14/fresh-legs-could-make-the-difference/ Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1898 Villarreal at the Grove. Despite the fact we've got an away goal there's no chance of Arsenal sitting back and trying to protect that lead. The boss says:
    We want to be decisive but you can only do that if you decide to play in a very positive way. We have scored that away goal so it could have an importance at the end of the day. I don’t believe that we are a team who can play for 0-0, that’s not our natural way.
    There's little doubt the strength in this team, particularly in light of all the injuries, lies at the attacking end of the field so it makes sense to focus on that, I suppose. Our creativity has been helped by the return of Cesc Fabregas. The manager says his break through injury has kept him fresh, saying:
    I did think he needed a breather. Maybe it was too long for my taste but it will help him to finish the season strongly.
    Look at what he's done since he came back. Man City, two assists for Adebayor, Villarreal an assist for Adebayor (although he was fairly forthright in saying the big striker did all the work for the goal), Wigan, an assist for Sylvester, and he's still not what you'd call 'match sharp' yet. To have a player of his quality come back into the team at this stage of the season is fantastic. And along with him Adebayor has had time off and won't be feeling the effects of game after game. Theo too and Andrei Arshavin is essentially at the start of his season so hopefully those fresh legs can help us achieve things between now and the end of May. Cesc himself is keen to play his part in keeping the run we're on going, saying:
    It's quite good what we have done but it is not enough. We want to go all the way. We have said to ourselves we do not want to lose another game before the end of the season and that's what we will try to do. We have done it during the past few weeks. We just need to keep it going for a few weeks more.
    Lofty ambitions but there's little harm in aiming high. Of course if they achieve that it means silverware and I really think a trophy at the end of the season would be a fantastic thing, not just for the obvious reasons, but for the development and maturity of the team. But talk of silverware is premature and I'm sure the manager will have them focussed fully on the game tomorrow night. Villarreal are confident even with the injuries they've got. Rossi and Nihat are bullish while Marcos Senna, who they will miss a lot, talks a lot of sense as you'd expect from a player of his experience. They might be on a bad run of form in the domestic league but make no mistake, Villarreal are still a very, very dangerous side. I wonder about how we'll line up. There's no team news as yet so we don't know about the availability of Diaby or Eduardo and I just wonder if the manager might be tempted to use Sagna at left back and Eboue at right back to add a bit more experience to the back four. Kieran Gibbs struggled against Wigan and while he'll certainly learn from games like that it might just be a bit too soon to throw him into a Champions League 1/4 final. All the same it'd be no surprise if Wenger did just that. We should have a team news update in tomorrow's blog as the pre-match press conference takes place at some stage this morning/afternoon. There's some stuff around this morning about Robin van Persie and a new contract but it's nothing new really. Talks were going on, they're now on the back burner as the manager wants the players fully focussed on the football, but in an interview with Arsenal TV Online he said he wanted to sign a new deal, the club wanted him to sign a new deal, so everything's looking positive in that regard. So there you go. That'll do for this morning. There's some decent football on tonight and our Astro Summer League kicks off tonight as well. Hurrah. More tomorrow.]]>
    1898 2009-04-14 09:00:02 2009-04-14 09:00:02 open open fresh-legs-could-make-the-difference publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Villarreal preview - line-up speculation, Adebayor, Wenger and more http://arseblog.net/2009/04/15/villarreal-preview-line-up-speculation-adebayor-wenger-and-more/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1895 Diaby and Eduardo return to add some depth to the squad. In his pre-match press conference Arsene emphasised our attacking approach to tonight. As I mentioned yesterday with the defence not as strong as it might be it's a good way to go at things. I can't imagine it will be all out attack or anything like it, the game is still very tight, but I wonder if we might see a return to a more traditional formation this evening. In Europe we tend to use a 4-5-1 or a 4-4-1-1, however you want to look at it, but he was pressed about Cesc's role in the team and said that his deployment behind the striker was probably not going to continue. Against Wigan on Saturday we played better when Denilson went off and Cesc played from a deeper position and I expect that to happen tonight. I think he'll go with Song in the middle with Cesc, Nasri and Walcott wide and van Persie and Adebayor up front. Of course I could be completely wrong but if we're looking to attack and score goals this, to my mind at least, is our best formation to do that. The bench looks strong from an attacking point of view as well, with Eduardo and Bendtner and probably Vela in the mix too. The manager was also keen to talk up his young team, calling them 'winners' and praising them for their focus and hunger since the start of the season. Now, I think we all know why he's talking the way he is but you can't look at where we are now without looking at how we got there - and it's been a struggle at times. To call them 'winners' when they haven't actually won anything yet seems a bit premature but if he's trying to publicly boost their confidence ahead of what is going to be an extremely intense period then I can understand it. Now it's down to them to ensure that he's not left with egg on his face, that his faith in them is merited. Robert Pires feels our lack of experience may be our downfall, he may have a point, we'll know at around 9.30 tonight if that was a factor. But the players must know how close they are to achieving something this season, Emmanuel Adebayor spoke about the desire to win trophies, saying:
    If you want to be a big club, of course you have to win things. This season we have the chance to do it and just have to take our chances.
    Let's not forget many of this team have reasonable experience already, despite their youth. They lost a Carling Cup final against Chelsea, they came close to knocking out Liverpool in last season's Champions League, so this isn't all new to them. There's got to be a point when they show they've learned the painful lessons that came before - tonight is as good a place to start as any. There's other stuff about Adebayor talking about how he never wanted to leave Arsenal and how settled he is now. Fine. I don't think it really merits much discussion at this stage of the season. When there's so much football to play it serves no real purpose to rehash old stories, whatever spin is being put on them now. The bottom line is that Adebayor has scored three goals since he came back from injury, if we do have ambitions to win things this season then having him fit, hungry and in form is far more important than anything else - particularly as we'll have all summer to speculate about this, that and the other. During the press conference one of the journalists asked Arsene about the atmosphere at the Grove as the perception amongst the Villarreal players and fans is that Arsenal fans are a bit quiet, a bit timid. He said:
    I would want an intimidating atmosphere and I count on our supporters to be strongly behind the team in a fair way. I am convinced our fans will do that tomorrow.
    I don't know that there was anything particularly special about El Madrigal, it certainly didn't seem intimidating from where we were, but it'd be brilliant to hear the Grove rocking tonight. It's a Champions League 1/4 final, what's not to make noise about? Tony Adams talks to the Sun and says he expects Arsenal to beat Villarreal but says our defensive frailty will prevent us from winning the Champions League. He goes on to say it's still his dream to 'coach' Arsenal. Is that different from 'manage'? Because maybe Tony could become a good coach, it's very hard, after his previous managerial positions, to ever see him in charge of us. So, plenty to mull over before tonight's game. I think we're more than capable of getting the right result but it's not going to be easy. They a good team with quality players and we can't afford to play like we did in the first half at Wigan. We need to go out like it's the second half. Two second halves tonight, please Arsenal. Dying for this now. Come on you Reds. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1895 2009-04-15 09:00:33 2009-04-15 09:00:33 open open villarreal-preview-line-up-speculation-adebayor-wenger-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    More shuffling required in defence? + Arsecast 119 http://arseblog.net/2009/04/16/more-shuffling-required-in-defence-arsecast-119-2/ Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1892 team news that emerged yesterday is that Kieran Gibbs is struggling to be fit for the Chelsea game after picking up a groin injury against Villarreal. Bacary Sagna is also struggling to be fit after his illness. Should they both miss out our defensive options are somewhat limited. The only way I can see us line up is for Alex Song to move back into the defence and play alongside Kolo Toure with Sylvester moving to left back. It would be a shame to move Song from the midfield just when he's found his feet but I can't see any other way around it. If Sagna is fit then he could play left back, leaving Eboue on the right hand side and Song in midfield. So we'll have to wait and see what the boss says later today. Regarding other defenders he estimated Johan Djourou could be back in two weeks, which is great news if true, but I'm somewhat troubled by the news about Gael Clichy. The official site says:
    Clichy is in the middle of a two-and-a-half week period of rest. Only then will the Frenchman start his rehab in earnest.
    So does that mean he's got another week or so of rest, then some rehab? And how long will the rehab be? We need all hands on deck at the moment so to lose anyone for longer than expected would be a blow. Blog update: According to AW, who spoke to France Football, Clichy has a stress fracture of a vertebra, hence the need for complete rest. How quickly he recovers is anyone's guess really. Cesc has been speaking about the upcoming games, which sees us play United at least three times, Chelsea twice, Liverpool once as well as league games against Portsmouth, Boro and Stoke. He says:
    Arsenal, we are not scared of anyone and the way we play shows that. We might not have the same experience as United or Chelsea but I am not concerned about that. I don’t mind at all.
    And that's the mindset the whole team has to have. Of course United have more experience, they're a great team as they've proved down the years, but we've beaten them once this season, no reason why we can't do it again. The same goes for Chelsea, they're hugely experienced and have a squad full of top class players (and, let it not go unsaid, top class cunts too). But we've beaten them, and at a time in the season when we had little going right for us, so there's every reason to be confident ahead of tomorrow's semi-final. On lifting silverware, Cesc says:
    It would be the best thing that ever happened to me to lift a trophy in an Arsenal shirt. It’s a dream for me but we still need to work really hard to finally get there. For sure it would be a disappointment if we do not get to the Final or win. What we have achieved is good but the Semi-Final is not good enough; we want to be in the Final.
    Theo Walcott says teams will be scared to play us now. They'll certainly be a lot more cautious than they might have been a few months back but if we're not scared of them then I don't think they'll be scared of us. Still, we're in a much better position than we were, a position Cesc said we'd be 'praying' to be in just three months ago, another indication of how quickly things change in football. But let's not go OTT just yet. We haven't won anything, we've done brilliantly to get where we are, it's fantastic to see how the team and certain players have improved, but ultimately it comes down to who's lifting a trophy at the end of the season. Last time around we played fantastically well for 4/5ths of the season, fell apart near the end, won nothing and disappointment was crushing. Similarly we might play well for the last 1/3rd of the season and if we don't win anything again it will be just as hard to take, I think. Sorry for all the fractions this early in the morning but you know what I mean. Anyway, all the focus has to be on Chelsea tomorrow. How typical that this morning stories have emerged that Emmanuel Adebayor is a target for Carlo Ancelotti, the man linked with the Chelsea manager's job next season. How utterly see-through and pathetic. There should be a word for this kind of tactic and the word should be Kenyonesque. "Oh, what a Kenyonesque story that is the paper today" or "His attempts to unsettle the player before a big game were positively Kenyonesque". You know, as much as we can look at the Chelsea squad and point to various players and think 'Cunt', 'Horrible patchy-haired cunt', 'Diving cunt', 'Lying little swerving off the road, money-grabbing duplicitous, mendacious, classless, stupid, cheat on his foxy wife with a minger, utter, utter, utter cunt', there's something about Peter Kenyon that makes you want to beat Chelsea even more. A truly reprehensible man and one of the best moments of my life was seeing him at the Champions League final in Paris, him swanning about with a delegation of officials, and me calling him a 'cunt' as loudly as I could. He pretended not to hear me, but he heard me. Oh, he heard me. So more team news and squad news and possible formation news tomorrow. Now though, it's time for the Arsecast. On this week's show I chat to the man from East Lower about Villarreal, the upcoming games, the improvement of Alex Song and more. As well as that there's some funk with Sylvester, poetry from Tony Adams, Talkshite Radio and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that'll have to do for today. More tomorrow.]]>
    1892 2009-04-16 09:00:01 2009-04-16 09:00:01 open open more-shuffling-required-in-defence-arsecast-119-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    More shuffling required in defence? + Arsecast 119 http://arseblog.net/2009/04/17/more-shuffling-required-in-defence-arsecast-119/ Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:00:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1890 team news that emerged yesterday is that Kieran Gibbs is struggling to be fit for the Chelsea game after picking up a groin injury against Villarreal. Bacary Sagna is also struggling to be fit after his illness. Should they both miss out our defensive options are somewhat limited. The only way I can see us line up is for Alex Song to move back into the defence and play alongside Kolo Toure with Sylvester moving to left back. It would be a shame to move Song from the midfield just when he's found his feet but I can't see any other way around it. If Sagna is fit then he could play left back, leaving Eboue on the right hand side and Song in midfield. So we'll have to wait and see what the boss says later today. Regarding other defenders he estimated Johan Djourou could be back in two weeks, which is great news if true, but I'm somewhat troubled by the news about Gael Clichy. The official site says:
    Clichy is in the middle of a two-and-a-half week period of rest. Only then will the Frenchman start his rehab in earnest.
    So does that mean he's got another week or so of rest, then some rehab? And how long will the rehab be? We need all hands on deck at the moment so to lose anyone for longer than expected would be a blow. Blog update: According to AW, who spoke to France Football, Clichy has a stress fracture of a vertebra, hence the need for complete rest. How quickly he recovers is anyone's guess really. Cesc has been speaking about the upcoming games, which sees us play United at least three times, Chelsea twice, Liverpool once as well as league games against Portsmouth, Boro and Stoke. He says:
    Arsenal, we are not scared of anyone and the way we play shows that. We might not have the same experience as United or Chelsea but I am not concerned about that. I don’t mind at all.
    And that's the mindset the whole team has to have. Of course United have more experience, they're a great team as they've proved down the years, but we've beaten them once this season, no reason why we can't do it again. The same goes for Chelsea, they're hugely experienced and have a squad full of top class players (and, let it not go unsaid, top class cunts too). But we've beaten them, and at a time in the season when we had little going right for us, so there's every reason to be confident ahead of tomorrow's semi-final. On lifting silverware, Cesc says:
    It would be the best thing that ever happened to me to lift a trophy in an Arsenal shirt. It’s a dream for me but we still need to work really hard to finally get there. For sure it would be a disappointment if we do not get to the Final or win. What we have achieved is good but the Semi-Final is not good enough; we want to be in the Final.
    Theo Walcott says teams will be scared to play us now. They'll certainly be a lot more cautious than they might have been a few months back but if we're not scared of them then I don't think they'll be scared of us. Still, we're in a much better position than we were, a position Cesc said we'd be 'praying' to be in just three months ago, another indication of how quickly things change in football. But let's not go OTT just yet. We haven't won anything, we've done brilliantly to get where we are, it's fantastic to see how the team and certain players have improved, but ultimately it comes down to who's lifting a trophy at the end of the season. Last time around we played fantastically well for 4/5ths of the season, fell apart near the end, won nothing and disappointment was crushing. Similarly we might play well for the last 1/3rd of the season and if we don't win anything again it will be just as hard to take, I think. Sorry for all the fractions this early in the morning but you know what I mean. Anyway, all the focus has to be on Chelsea tomorrow. How typical that this morning stories have emerged that Emmanuel Adebayor is a target for Carlo Ancelotti, the man linked with the Chelsea manager's job next season. How utterly see-through and pathetic. There should be a word for this kind of tactic and the word should be Kenyonesque. "Oh, what a Kenyonesque story that is the paper today" or "His attempts to unsettle the player before a big game were positively Kenyonesque". You know, as much as we can look at the Chelsea squad and point to various players and think 'Cunt', 'Horrible patchy-haired cunt', 'Diving cunt', 'Lying little swerving off the road, money-grabbing duplicitous, mendacious, classless, stupid, cheat on his foxy wife with a minger, utter, utter, utter cunt', there's something about Peter Kenyon that makes you want to beat Chelsea even more. A truly reprehensible man and one of the best moments of my life was seeing him at the Champions League final in Paris, him swanning about with a delegation of officials, and me calling him a 'cunt' as loudly as I could. He pretended not to hear me, but he heard me. Oh, he heard me. So more team news and squad news and possible formation news tomorrow. Now though, it's time for the Arsecast. On this week's show I chat to the man from East Lower about Villarreal, the upcoming games, the improvement of Alex Song and more. As well as that there's some funk with Sylvester, poetry from Tony Adams, Talkshite Radio and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that'll have to do for today. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Chelsea FA Cup semi-final preview: What did she wear? http://arseblog.net/2009/04/18/chelsea-fa-cup-semi-final-preview-what-did-she-wear/ Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1888 Adebayor who went around the goalkeeper, scored and 1-0 was enough for the Arsenal in the end. At the very least I'm hoping the Adebayor goal comes true, the rest would also be cool. Footballers with Inspector Gadget type skills would be very handy indeed. She wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon .... The team news that we have at the moment is that Sagna is out, he hasn't recovered from his illness enough to be considered, while Kieran Gibbs will have a late fitness test. He's obviously borderline but pictures from yesterday showed him training with the squad so fingers crossed he can make it. We know the option if he isn't passed fit so there's no point going over that again. At the other end of the pitch the manager will bring Arshavin into the team but for whom remains to be seen. Nasri wasn't particularly effective from an attacking point of view against Villarreal but he did good work in protecting Gibbs and that might play on the manager's mind. So we might see one of Adebayor or van Persie on the bench with Arshavin just behind. She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May... Whatever team he picks though they're going to have to work really hard and perform well to go through. Chelsea are a very good team and, it should not be forgotten, a pack of complete and utter cunts. We need our big players to have big games. Now is when we see the value of having someone like Arshavin, whose experience and quality will show today, I'm sure. Now is when Cesc's return becomes so hugely important and with a couple of games under his belt now to get himself sharp again it's time for him to deliver a big game. And when, I asked her why she wore that ribbon... It's hugely exciting and it's only 10am now. Its going to be nailbiting stuff later on, no doubt about it. There are those who will say there's a score to be settled. The last time we played Chelsea in a cup competition was the day of the Carling Cup final. A game we took the lead in but which ended badly for us. Two Drogba goals and a bit of a melee at the end saw red cards flashed all over the place. Cuntley Cunt, who didn't even play that day, danced around in a t-shirt with a winners medal as if he had anything to do with it. So while Cesc says this game isn't about revenge for the players, there can't be an Arsenal fan at Wembley or anywhere else today who doesn't have that in the back of their minds. Do I want revenge? Oh yes, yes I do. Sweet, delicious, juicy revenge. I wants it. Ray Parlour reckons Petr Cech could be the Chelsea weak link and the keeper has certainly not been in the best of form recently. It'd be just typical of him to have a stormer today though. In fact, I can say with absolute certainty that there's no way Cech will make even the slightest mistake. No a chance. She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley... The manager is hoping the new Wembley pitch will be up to scratch. I don't think I've seen enough games taking place there to make any judgement on the pitch but I've read that it's not great and cuts up quite badly. When you compare it to the old Wembley surface it's easy to see why Wenger has concerns. There was nothing quite like the old pitch. I remember, having watched games on TV there, being taken to see England v Ireland by my Dad some time in the late 70s/early 80s and I can still remember the greenosity of the grass to this day. Magic. Anyway, enough of this nervous waffle. There's a whole day to get through before the game kicks off. I know we've got problems at the back but I think the team is attacking as well as it had done all season and there's so much quality available today - RVP, Ade, Walcott, Arshavin, Nasri, Cesc, Bendtner, Eduardo and even Vela. There were times you looked at the team this season and wondered quite where the goals were going to come from, not today. Time to stand up and be counted boys. It's the FA Cup semi-final. I don't care what anyone says about how the cup has fallen in stature, I love the competition, it has provided fantastic memories for Arsenal fans down the years, let's hope today is another one of those days. COME ON YOU REEEEEEEEDS. Wembley, Wembley, We're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wembley. Up the Arse today! More tomorrow.]]> 1888 2009-04-18 09:00:57 2009-04-18 09:00:57 open open chelsea-fa-cup-semi-final-preview-what-did-she-wear publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea : Out of the cup but there's no time to feel sorry for ourselves http://arseblog.net/2009/04/19/arsenal-1-2-chelsea-out-of-the-cup-but-theres-no-time-to-feel-sorry-for-ourselves/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1886 We might have been behind before we scored when Lukasz Fabianski made a carbon copy of the mistake last week against Wigan. With two defenders around Drogba he came miles out of his area to try and head it clear. Instead Drogba got their first, headed it goalwards and thankfully Kieran Gibbs made a carbon copy of his clearance against Wigan to prevent the goal. It was a danger sign from the Polish keeper. You hoped it would be a once off but he seemed rattled from the off and it would prove costly later on. But after the early scare Theo Walcott opened the scoring when Adebayor played in the overlapping Gibbs down our left. His cross evaded all the Chelsea defenders and Theo sidefooted home with the help of a deflection off Cuntley Cunt's hand. 1-0 Arsenal and I had hoped we might press Chelsea a bit more but the goal galvanised them. Malouda had a shot from the right hand side which fizzed underneath Fabianski, more heart in mouth stuff from the goalkeeper and Chelsea began to boss the game a bit. We couldn't get going at really. They equalised after about half an hour. A long ball over the top to a clearly offside Malouda saw Eboue show him inside onto his right foot but his finish beat Fabianski at the near post. Poor goalkeeping again. We were rocking a bit and when Diaby was dispossessed in our area by Anelka we were lucky his shot came back off the post. Half time couldn't come soon enough. The second half really wasn't much better from an Arsenal point of view. We huffed and puffed but could not get into the game at all. Diaby and Denilson, brought in to replace Nasri and Song, were nowhere near as effective as their counterparts were against Villarreal. When two of your central midfielders can't do basic stuff like retain possession or make a simple pass then you're always going to struggle. Chelsea probably should have had a penalty when Sylvester handled the ball in the area, I don't think anyone would have complained if it were given. At the same time we should have had a penalty when Malouda clearly shoved Cesc (I think) over as the ball was going out of play. Again the referee didn't give it. He seemed to give most everything Chelsea's way in the second half. John Terry fell over his own feet and he gave a free kick against us. It certainly frustrated the Arsenal players and Denilson can count himself very, very lucky not to be given a red card after he pushed Martin Atkinson in the chest at the award of yet another Chelsea free kick. Arshavin replaced van Persie on about 70 minutes, Bendtner came on for the ineffective Adebayor, and then Chelsea scored the winner. A hopeful punt up field from Lampard saw Sylvester out-muscled by Drogba. There's no shame in that, he's out-muscled practically every defender in Europe over the last few years, but Sylvester gave up and that's unforgivable really. He just stopped. Now, he might have seen the green streak of lightning that was Lukasz Fabianski coming out of his goal and thought 'What the fuck is he doing out there?', but he should have kept going. The goal was made as easy as pie for Drogba by Fabianski though. Why on earth he was out there is anyone's guess. It was piss-poor goalkeeping and while you don't want to point the finger of blame the reality is that he was culpable for both their goals. All the same he's a young and relatively inexperienced keeper, you have to hope he learns from this and learns quickly. Let's not forget Almunia, who most fans would feel comfortable with now, was hardly Mr Reliable in his first years with the club. You might say we wouldn't have lost with Almunia, as I did afterwards, but even if he were fit Almunia wouldn't have played yesterday. Fabianski is the cup keeper. Throwing on Nasri with five minutes to go did nothing and Chelsea won the game, then celebrated as if they'd won the cup. Dancing circles and spraying champagne - just a touch premature, I think. I hope. Afterwards Arsene bemoaned the 'cheap' goals, saying:
    The disappointment of the day is that we gave two cheap goals away, and in a game of that level it has a bad outcome, especially with seven minutes to go.
    There's more in the link about his thinking regarding to the line-up but I think he'll feel he made a mistake with his team selection today. After his best ever game Song was 'rested'. I know we have a lot of games coming up but he's 21 years of age, not some aging veteran. Diaby and Denilson were poor replacements for he and Nasri and the big talking point was the fact he left Andrei Arshavin on the bench. I've can only think he had a little knock, or he wanted to introduce him later in the game when his freshness might cause more problems to Chelsea's heavy legs but when he came on he hardly got a kick. I know Arshavin updates his own personal website quite often, it'd be interesting to hear what he has to say about it, because whatever way you look at it the decision to leave him out was very strange. I don't think that the manager looked at the semi-final of the FA Cup and thought he'd prioritise the league game against Liverpool or anything like that. I believe he put out a team he thought could win the game, mindful of our punishing schedule. He got it wrong, and maybe some of us wouldn't have as much confidence in the players he chose yesterday, but I don't hold any truck with the idea that the game wasn't important enough for him to play his best players. I can understand him wanting to combat the physicality of Chelsea with Diaby but I'd have kept Song in the team alongside Cesc. We did worry that our defensive absences might cause us problems going into this game. We looked at a very makeshift back four and bit our nails. It's disappointing, but not that surprising, that the weaknesses there cost us the game. All the same it's water under the bridge now. Painful and all as it is we can't dwell on it. I won't lie, I thought the FA Cup was our best chance of silverware this season, but with it no longer an option we have to concentrate on the games ahead. We've got a chance for revenge when we play Chelsea at home in the league but before that we have a whole host of games to get through. The task now for the manager is to get the players focussed and to put the disappointment behind them. There can be no feeling sorry for themselves. It's gutting to get so close to the cup final but that's football and it can be merciless at times. If there's any wallowing in self-pity then the rest of our season is going to implode. We have to react, dust ourselves off and move on. That doesn't just include the players but the fans too. The feelgood factor going into this game was fantastic, there was great confidence and belief in the players. Two goalkeeping mistakes against Chelsea shouldn't obliterate that either. The team is going to need the fans in the games ahead. When legs get tired and the schedule starts to take its toll our support might just help, so let's not get too carried away with the misery. Of course it's poxy to lose, especially to those cunts, of course we can see how Arsene might have picked a different team, but there's nothing we can do about it now. What's important are the games ahead, starting with the Mugsmashers on Tuesday. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    We must look forward, like forward looking otters http://arseblog.net/2009/04/20/we-must-look-forward-like-forward-looking-otters/ Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1884 Robin van Persie says:
    We have to play the game against Liverpool on Tuesday now, whether you are happy or if you are not happy. It is the Premier League and we need those points, but I am confident because we have strong characters.
    Whether van Persie plays or not remains to be seen, he's got a groin injury, but let's hope he's right about strong characters. As I said yesterday if there's anybody feeling sorry for themselves after Saturday then they need to snap right out of it and get their heads straight. The guys who didn't really perform at Wembley will be looking to make amends, I hope. Obviously the team selection is a crucial part of that and Arsene's got to look at the mistakes he made in his team selection at the weekend and put things right. Kolo Toure believes the fact the Liverpool game comes so soon is a good thing, saying:
    The good thing is that we only have a couple of days to get this loss off our back. We will head to Liverpool on Tuesday and look to get the three points. We just have to put all this to the back now and focus on the next game.
    And he says the young players will learn from the mistakes, which is all well and good but what about the mistakes the more senior players made? They need to step up too. One man who will no doubt be feeling the pressure is Lukasz Fabianski. As good as he was against Villarreal, he was as poor against Chelsea, but he's got the backing of the manager, who says:
    I just want to see him recover because I firmly believe he will be one of the best goalkeepers in the world. He has the talent. He is brave, he is intelligent and technically he is very good. He was not at his best on Saturday but we have to accept that.
    Somewhat hyperbolic from Arsene, you have to say, but it's obvious that he's trying to give his confidence a boost. In an ideal world Almunia would be coming back into the team but that's not going to happen. We need Fabianski and if he feels he's got the support of the manager then it will help him recover. As will a good performance against Liverpool. That will redeem him far more than words and fingers crossed he can do that. He's still very young in the life of a goalkeeper and even the most experienced ones can have bad games. Did we not see Jens Lehmann concede similar goals to Chelsea's second during his Arsenal career? I've seen David Seaman beaten at his near post. So these things happen to the best. How he responds to the Chelsea performance will be a big indication of his quality, so here's hoping he can do that. As yet there's no team news for tomorrow but you'd hope that we'd have Bacary Sagna back in the squad. Again I expect a bit more rotation. I think we'll definitely see Arshavin this time, I think Nicklas Bendtner will start as well, along with Nasri and Song in midfield. Apart from those changes I don't think we have too many other options, certainly not at back anyway as Djourou and Clichy are still out, the latter likely to miss the rest of the season with a stress fracture of a vertebra in his back. Anyway, no doubt we'll have more to discuss tomorrow. Till then.]]>
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    Mugsmashers preview - time for the Arsenal to respond http://arseblog.net/2009/04/21/mugsmashers-preview-time-for-the-arsenal-to-respond/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1881 team news is that Robin van Persie is out with a groin problem, Adebayor is rested to protect a 'tight' hamstring, while Bacary Sagna is back in the squad although not yet certain to play, according to the manager. Eduardo should also return to the squad. One man who will be in the team is Andrei Arshavin. Arsene's decision to leave him out against Chelsea has been the subject of much discussion ever since. I think pretty much every Arsenal fan expected him to start the game, especially as he'd been cup-tied for the Champions League, but he didn't and I suspect Arsene might look back on it, when he has time, and think he made a mistake. Arshavin himself must have been upset not to start, particularly in a game against a team managed by his national coach. He doesn't strike me as a sulker though and the perfect response tonight would be the kind of performance that says 'Next time, Arsene, pick me'. I think we'll see Arshavin and Bendtner up front tonight, Nasri and Alex Song should come straight back in for Diaby and Denilson, neither of whom contributed much at Wembley. I know Cesc didn't play particularly well but he was struggling to cope with 50% of our midfield being hapless. I think with the more dynamic Nasri on the left and Song clearly in the best form of his Arsenal career to date it will suit the captain better and I expect a big game from him tonight. Defensively we have to be better than at the weekend. You'd hope Fabianski can bounce back and that Sylvester can do better than he did, although it's becoming easier to see why United were so happy to let him go. Fingers crossed they can hold up because in Fernando Torres the 'smashers have a striker capable of scoring Henryesque goals. He'll be a real danger tonight, no question. As I said, I think on the Arsecast, winning becomes a habit. Or not losing, at least. At the same time, it's easy to slip into a run of poor results, and we've seen this team struggle earlier in the season after a poor defeat. However, in the cold light of day you can look at the Chelsea game, leaving aside our complaints about the team selection, and while the first goal was generous, if not a gift, the second one came in a lovely box with a ribbon on top and a personalised card saying 'Dear Didier, especially for you, love Lukasz and Mikael'. We didn't play well, at all, but we didn't get turned over like chumps. So let's take that as some kind of positive. We're unlikely, I hope, to play that poorly again and there's some history in this fixture. We have unhappy memories of Anfield from last season. Eight minutes away from the Champions League semi-finals, then one dodgy penalty and counter-attacking goal later and we're out. The manager says that's forgotten, that it's not an issue for tonight, but I can't imagine there isn't any player who played in that game last year who won't have it somewhere in the back of their mind. And going further back in time we'll be wearing our away kit which is, of course, modeled on the kit we wore in 1989 when we so famously won the league. I don't think any Arsenal fan needs reminding about that night, the anniversary of which we'll celebrate on May 26th. That night nobody gave the Arsenal team a prayer of winning the game, let alone by two goals, so it'd be nice if the current crop could replicate the result. It's not going to be easy though. Liverpool's last chance of a trophy this season is the league and having gone so long without winning it they won't be giving up the chance easily. They know that anything less than a win is more than likely going to end their chances so their motivation will be high. Not that I expect any lack of motivation from us. The manager will know a win tonight will repair some of the damage done by the Chelsea defeat and he'll be anxious for his team to perform and get the right result. He says:
    We have to accept what happened on Saturday, to deal with it and not repeat it. Of course we are disappointed having lost in the semi-finals of the FA Cup, but we want to bounce back quickly. Winning is what we live for.
    A win would open up a 10 point gap on Aston Villa and practically assure us of a top 4 finish, at least. It would also put us just 3 behind Chelsea would play their game in hand tomorrow night against Everton. With them still to play in the league it could make things very interesting. Realistically though, with the schedule we have, fourth is as far as I see us going this season. Our record in the games against the other teams in the 'big four' has been good this season. Surprisingly so given the form we were in when we played them. Now that we're going into these games with a much better run behind us, Saturday's blip apart, it'll be very interesting to see how we fare. They talk about us having a say in the destination of the title. Frankly I don't care one bit about that unless it's headed our way. I just want us to get as many points as we can between now and the end of the season and that starts tonight. Come on Arsenal. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Liverpool 4-4 Arsenal: Arshavin amazing, defence disastrous http://arseblog.net/2009/04/22/liverpool-4-4-arsenal-arshavin-amazing-defence-disastrous/ Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1879 Andrei Arshavin got us in. Liverpool might have scored in the first half, Fabianski making a couple of good saves, but we went ahead in the 36th minute when Nasri and Cesc combined to play in Arshavin whose left footed finish went in off the bar. Liverpool were looking for offside, to me the linesman got it right and kept his flag down. The Mugsmashers obviously got a good talking to at half-time because they came out fired up and took full advantage of our defensive frailties. Bacary Sagna, who didn't look fully recovered from his illness, made a poor clearance which fell to Dirk Kuyt. His first cross was blocked but his second found Fernando Torres who out-jumped Sagna and scored. Their second came from more poor play at the back. Sylvester made a soft backpass to Fabianski who was unable to clear it long so played it to Kieran Gibbs who got caught on the ball. Again it was Kuyt who crossed and Benayoun headed in despite Sagna's attempts to clear it/kick Benayoun's head off his shoulders. We were under severe pressure as Liverpool looked to kill things off. They had a series of dangerous free kicks and corners which we just about dealt with. Something had to change and Theo Walcott came on for Denilson who had another poor game last night. To me it looks as if he's all out of gas, as you might say. He's played a lot of football this season, he looks physically and mentally jaded, and to be honest it'd probably be best if he was rested unless his presence was absolutely necessary. Then the madness really started. Arshavin robbed Arbeloa about 30 yards from goal, drove forward, and unleashed an incredible shot which fizzed past Reina. It reminded me of a goal Henry scored against Man City a few seasons back. You knew it was in from the moment it left his boot. A fantastic goal from a fantastic player. Andrei Arshavin scores four against Liverpool  at AnfieldThe Russian then got his hat-trick when a Nasri cross was poorly cleared by Aurelio and he gratefully slammed it home to make it 3-2 to Arsenal. However, as dynamic and inspirational Arshavin was up front, the Arsenal defence was quite the opposite. They often trot out that cliché about how you're at your most vulnerable just after you've scored but with this Arsenal team it's sadly true. We had barely been ahead two minutes when Torres twisted and turned away from Sylvester way too easily and fired a shot which Fabianski reached but couldn't keep out. He nearly put Liverpool ahead from a corner but Kieran Gibbs headed off the line. He's making a habit of that, the young man, and it's a good habit to have. With Liverpool pressing to score the goal that would keep them in the title race we went ahead again. The ball broke from a corner at our end to Theo Walcott. He took it on with no support. That was until Arshavin came racing forward. In the 89th minute, after a hard-fought game, he busted his balls to get forward. Theo played him in and did anyone, after the night he'd had, doubt him for a second? He lashed home a left-footed shot to make it 4-3 and that goal should have won the game for us. Again the defence let us down. We seemed to have any number of chances to put our foot through it and clear it but it didn't happen. Just two minutes after Arshavin's goal the ball was played into our box, it went to the far post, was headed back into the middle where two unmarked Liverpool players were waiting. Benayoun couldn't miss from there and made it 4-4. It was all too reminiscent of last season when we failed to hold onto a lead and really, to have two men unmarked in our box like that, at that stage of the game, is just unforgivable. To be involved in one 4-4 in a season might be considered a fluke. To throw away a leading position, in injury time, in two 4-4 draws in one season smacks of carelessness and negligence and requires close examination by the manager. Even then there was time for something else. Cesc was given offside after a flowing Arsenal move and I'd like to see that again. Sky didn't show any replays at all and his finish through Reina's legs didn't count. I'm suspicious about that offside. Add to that Bendtner's perfectly legitimate and smartly taken goal disallowed at 3-3 and maybe we didn't get the decisions tonight. Afterwards Arsene said:
    We are half-happy because we scored four goals but we are half-unhappy because we conceded four. As well, to be 4-3 up with two minutes to go, the team is disappointed.
    And the fans too Arsene. On the face of it a draw is a good result but you can't help thinking that you shouldn't just draw when you go to Anfield and score four goals. On the other hand you don't expect to get anything from a game when you go to Anfield and concede four either, so there is that side of it. The bottom line though is that it's a game that we should have won. Not because we dominated or created dozens of chances, but because we scored the kind of goal that should have killed the game with just a couple of minutes to go. I don't want to dwell on the negative because there's a big positive to come to, but the manager needs to take a long, hard look at the options at the centre of our defence. There's a reason United let Silvestre go, it's because he's not good enough for them. And if he's not good enough for them then he's not good enough for us. I know he's only playing because of injury but we concede a lot of goals when he plays and frankly I fail to see the logic in loaning Senderos out and buying an inferior player. Look at the summer, the teams interested in him were Sunderland and Man City, which says it all really. Anyway, there's little we can do only hope that Djourou gets fit ASAP and in the meantime Toure and Silvestre use their experience to try and improve things back there. Because if we defend like that in the CL against United we're going to have big problems. And there'll be no Arshavin to bail us out this time. What can you say about the little Russian? Four goals at Anfield is not an uncommon sight to Arsenal fans but the importance and quality of Arshavin's four does make Baptista's Carling Cup haul look second rate. Arsene Wenger said:
    I have been in this job a long time and not many players get four goals in a top game like that. I didn't expect him to do that - he has scored seven in seven games.
    He's just made himself an instant legend and his signing has done so much for this team. Despite what you might read elsewhere this is a Wenger signing. Fiszman didn't sign him, nor did Ivan Gazidis who had only been in his new job since January 1st. Suggestions otherwise are disingenuous, at best, and outright lies at worst, designed to provide the author with ammunition against a man from whom he's tried to make money peddling his book. We all know how Arsene operates - without boardroom interference when it comes to footballing matters. I'm not saying that's a good thing, clearly at times it isn't, but to say that he was forced to buy Arshavin, insinuating it was against his will, is just ridiculous. I did say yesterday that Arshavin might put in the kind of performance that would say 'Next time, Arsene, pick me', but I didn't expect anything quite like that. Last week the manager said 'Experience is overrated', Andrei showed last night that experience is vital. It's not everything and you can talk about quality and consistency but both of those tend to improve as players get more experienced. It was a phenomenal evening for him and as gutted as I was not to see us win the game I have to say I felt a bit sorry for him as well. To score four at Anfield and not have the joy of winning, to have it snatched away from you with a late equaliser, must be hard to take. Still, he showed the world he's not another Rebrov, not another Shevchenko, a Russian an eastern European who can't hack it in England. He's a special player and he's one of the men who our team should be built around. His professionalism as apparent as his disappointment that his goals didn't mean victory for the team. It's such a shame he can't play in Europe but you can't help thinking he's got plenty more to offer between now and the end of the season. There's no need to mention Chelsea other than to say he's a big game player who needs to play in our big games from now on. No exceptions. With so much already written let's leave it there for today and try and focus on some positives. The cold light of day will tell us that a point at Anfield is a decent result, even if the way it came about hurt. It will tell us that we played a Liverpool team fighting to stay in the title race having had the whole weekend off while we played in the FA Cup. It will tell us that defending by both teams was poor (although I couldn't care less about how Liverpool defend - and I'm not quite sure how this is a positive for us but never mind), and it will tell us that Andrei Arshavin announced himself, well and truly, as a world class Arsenal player. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1879 2009-04-22 09:00:19 2009-04-22 09:00:19 open open liverpool-4-4-arsenal-arshavin-amazing-defence-disastrous publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Defending must improve, not just the defence http://arseblog.net/2009/04/23/defending-must-improve-not-just-the-defence/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1877 Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri. As they made their way to salute the Arsenal fans at the end of the ground the look on the captain's face was one of frustration and unhappiness. The incredible achievement of Arshavin's four goals was not what was on his mind. It's fairly easy to work out what he was discussing with Nasri. That Arsenal had, not for the first time this season, let slip a lead, in injury time when they should have held on and won the game. I suspect he was wondering how it was that two Liverpool players were unmarked in our box, allowing them not only to score the equaliser but score it easily. As they walked down the pitch Cesc and Nasri were talking about our defence and how mistakes and general poor play cost us a famous victory at Anfield. The captain took up the subject yesterday, saying:
    From an attacking point of view we played one of the best games of the season. It might even have been the best but defensively we need to improve a lot if we really want to be in the Champions League final. I think we have to concentrate on that. We gave away the goals too easily. After all we'd done to create the chances and score four great goals, coming back like we did, when we concede goals like we did, it is difficult to take.
    No doubt the injuries to key players were a factor in the last couple of games. Silvestre's lack of match sharpness, and ultimately quality, showing in both the Chelsea and Liverpool games. We're without Gallas who was probably going through his best ever run of form since he joined the club. Gael Clichy is out, Bacary Sagna has been absent through illness and Lukasz Fabianski's confidence sapping game at Wembley added to the feeble display at Anfield. And when the defence is stretched like that, when you're playing an 18 year old at left back who has barely made a first team appearance, when you're using your 4th choice centre-half, your 2nd choice keeper, there's a responsibility on the rest of the team to help out. So while Andrei Arshavin echoed the captain's thoughts about how we have to do better in defence, he hit the nail squarely on the head when he said:
    Everybody must take responsibility for the fact we conceded four goals. Not just the defence or the keeper, because everyone must help.
    The Liverpool game needs to be a big wake-up ahead of the Champions League games against United. We know how offensively powerful they are. They're a relentless attacking machine. And with the current personnel our foundations are weak. It's a cliché to say you defend from the front but we were all over the place when Liverpool scored their fourth. If we'd been organised, with 10 men behind the ball, they wouldn't have scored. If our midfield had bothered to track the runners into the box they wouldn't have scored. Yes, we were all over the place at the back on Tuesday night but that's when you need people to dig in a bit more and help that side of our game. We know we can attack, we know we can go forward at great speed, score goals, scare defences, but when we're not doing that every single player on the pitch needs to be aware that they have other responsibilities too. You don't want to see someone like Diaby, who has just come on, strolling back as the cross comes in for Liverpool's goal. You want him busting his balls to get back and make a tackle the same way Arshavin busted his to get forward for the goal. You can't legislate for individual errors which led to at least two of the goals, merely hope that they're not repeated. But to my mind it's good that Cesc has addressed this and done it publicly. Firstly it means he's noticed and will, as captain, do more during games to ensure defensive stability. He's still young, still learning, particularly as captain, but he's an intelligent young man and he won't want a repeat of Tuesday's shambles. Secondly, it means the rest of the team are going to be more aware of what's expected of them. This isn't 5-a-side where you just go out to score more no matter how many you let in and defending is not the sole preserve of the back four.. We need to circle the wagons, in effect. If we're weak back there then we have to do more all over the pitch to protect them. That means midfield working harder to prevent crosses and balls getting into our box where we're vulnerable. It means forwards trying to stop the easy passes into midfield. Every little bit helps and at the moment we need it. Maybe, in a weird way, it's better to have been taught this lesson now before we play in the Champions League semi-finals than to be taught it at Old Trafford or at the Grove in the second leg. It's not like it's the first time we've been exposed at the back this season but hopefully with a lot of work and a lot more focus it will be the last. The good news, unconfirmed though it might be, is that Johan Djourou reckons he's going to be fit for the Man United games. Obviously it'd be great to have more options at the back and I think his height and his pace could prove very important. Fingers crossed that he makes it. Add his presence to a 100% Sagna, a more reliable Almunia behind them, and it won't be quite as scary. The other positive news is that Andrei Arshavin reckons he still needs time to settle in before we see the best of him. That really is a mouth-watering prospect. Lukasz Fabianski talks about, and apologises for, his Chelsea nightmare. It's a brutally honest interview but there isn't a keeper alive who hasn't done something similar. If he learns from it and improves then we just have to accept it as part of the game. Big congratulations this morning to Arsenal's kids who have reached the FA Youth Cup final for the first time since 2001. A 4-1 win last night over Man City gave them a 6-2 aggregate win. The goals came from Jack Wilshere, Sanchez Watt (2) and Kyle Bartley. Bouldie's Boys are likely to play Liverpool in the final and over 9,500 turned up at the Grove last night to watch them. Right, that's about that. Tomorrow we can start looking ahead to the weekend's fixture against Boro and, hopefully, with an Arsecast. Till then.]]>
    1877 2009-04-23 09:00:51 2009-04-23 09:00:51 open open defending-must-improve-not-just-the-defence publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Recoveries, injuries + Arsecast 120 http://arseblog.net/2009/04/24/recoveries-injuries-arsecast-120/ Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1875 team news and what have you this morning. The news is that Adebayor, Almunia and Djourou should all be available for the Boro game and, thusly, the game against United on Wednesday. Certainly the return of Johan Djourou will add some non-Sylvesterosity to the defence, which can only be a good thing, while those in the back four will probably feel a bit safer with the Spaniard behind them than Fabianaski. Adebayor's hamstring was enough of a concern to leave him out of the squad to face Liverpool and whatever you might think about him his physical presence, should he decide to run about a bit, could be a big factor against United. Ferdinand and Vidic are two big, strong cunts and we need to make life as difficult as possible for them. In slightly less good news Robin van Persie's ruptured ballbag is going to keep him out until the Portsmouth game which means he misses the CL tie at Old Trafford. Gael Clichy may be back in a couple of weeks and could make the second leg. The manager also confirmed the absences for the rest of the season of William Gallas, no surprise, and Tomas Rosicky, which is even less of a suprise than reading a newspaper article with the headline 'New study shows Ashsley Cole is a cunt'. All the papers seem to be focussing on van Persie's absence for the Champions League, which is fair enough. He's our top scorer this season. But they're forgetting all about Eduardo who, like a Crozilian shark through murky waters, is just gliding along, waiting to take his place back in the team. And the opposition, when he faces them, will be like seals or little boys on rubber floating beds and Sharkzilian will emerge from the gloomy depths and eat them while their mothers watch, horrified on the shore. Or, you know, he might score a couple of important goals. Which would be splendid. Although the idea of him eviscerating Ronaldo in a flurry of teeth and churning red water is also quite the picture. Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself a bit here. There's the small matter of the Boro game on Sunday first. They'll be fighting for their very lives, not because of shark attacks, but because they need points, and fast, if they want to avoid relemagation. I've decided that the word relegate is too boring on its own and needs the 'ma' to spice things up a bit. Playing teams who want to avoid being relamagated is always tough and we need to get back to winning ways. Not because we're under any real pressure in the league for fourth but because we don't want to go into the United game on the back of a confidence sapping defeat to Aliadiere and his motley crew of north-east mutants. I shall be attending the game, going as I am to London today, so you will have the pleasure of Tom's company all weekend on the blog. I make no guarantees as the timely arrival of the blog post of a morning but have patience and Tom will deliver. Now then, onto the Arsecast. On this week's show I'm joined by Amy Lawrence of the Observer to talk about Arshavin, the FA Cup against Chelsea, the Liverpool game and the upcoming Champions League games. As well as that George has a tale of the unexpected, Sylvester's in there and there's news of some cutbacks due to the current economic climate. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, see some of you later. Cheers.]]> 1875 2009-04-24 09:00:16 2009-04-24 09:00:16 open open recoveries-injuries-arsecast-120 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Saturday round up http://arseblog.net/2009/04/25/saturday-round-up-37/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1872 Certainly if he had been wearing a black tie he wouldn't have been charged. I can show you the tape, you can watch the tape and you will surprised he's been charged. We've nothing to hide. He won't be banned. He's been charged, we have to accept that, we're open to investigation, we're open to any evidence, if they have something we accept the punishment. If they have nothing we hope he won't to be punished. On what I've seen he won't be. But such a big thing has been made of this story that the FA go further. I know how it works at the FA. I have known them for long, long enough. Yeah, we certainly do now how it goes at The FA. We'll just have to see. It's going to take a while for anything to get done anyway because of the fixture list. As the chairman said recently, I'd like to see players not involved wearing a suit. It just looks classier. Phil Liar Brown has also been charged with improper conduct for basically calling Mike Riley a cunt on live TV after the game. Now, calling Mike Riley a cunt is a bit like saying the sky is blue and grass is green, but Brown's likely to be in quite a lot of trouble since he has previous. Which is all rather amusing. But really, I couldn't care less about them any more. Onto other news now and the boss has been telling us why we didn't win the title this season - because we didn't have a midfield. Now, I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I think I saw that coming. To be fair though, even though we struggled in the first half of the season, the second half has been a different story, and I think given the fact that we have had so many players out, and were in a rebuilding process too, to be just 12 points off the top isn't actually that bad. It's not good enough, obviously, but it's not disastrous either. I think we all thought at some stage that this team wasn't good enough for 4th place, but we seem to have that sewn up now, and Arsene Wenger has his sights on Chelsea. I think that's probably a slightly lofty ambition, but you never know. We still have to play them. Team news for today now. Rosicky's out. No, really, he is. Actually that was a rubbish way of linking to the story that the manager has been talking about Rosicky and how he'll be back next season. There's a nice interview with the boss on the BBC website. You've probably all found it for yourselves by now, of course. So, team news for today, and it's much as was reported yesterday. Robin Van Persie is out with a knackered ball bag, and Blogger so eloquently put it, and Emmanuel Adebayor may start, having recovered from a hamstring problem. However, I'd have thought if there was even the slightest doubt over Adebayor, we'll see Bendtner start up front. The BBC report Djourou is available, but I'm not sure I believe that. We shall see. It'll be a tough game today, but I expect us to get the three points. We're at home, in a good run of form, and although Boro are a decent enough side, I still think we should have too much for them. I hope the Arseblog five-a-sides are going well, and that the right team is winning. And by the right team, I obviously mean...well, you know which team I mean. Don't you? Have a good one, and see you tomorrow. Maybe a bit earlier. Update: in the above, for "today's game", please read "tomorrow's game"..back to bed for me.]]> 1872 2009-04-25 09:00:55 2009-04-25 09:00:55 open open saturday-round-up-37 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Boro preview http://arseblog.net/2009/04/26/boro-preview/ Sun, 26 Apr 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1870 observations about the new 50% rate of income tax in the UK for earners over £150k, saying that he thinks it's bad news for both English clubs in general, and their ability to retain and buy new players. I imagine there's all sorts of ways that accountants can avoid them having to pay the new rate, but even if there aren't, is it really that much to ask millionaires many times over to pay the extra tax? I dunno. Perhaps. I'd have thought more important was the decline in the value of Sterling against the Euro. But this isn't Econoblog. Go somewhere else for your economics news. Ahead of the Champions' League tie, Amy Lawrence has a good piece in The Observer today about the history of bad blood between us and United. Finally for today, team news ahead of *today's* game at 1.30pm (it's on Sky for anyone that's interested): it's the same as yesterday when I thought the game actually was. That's your lot. May those of you with horrific hangovers suffer only briefly, before punishing yourselves again later today. Oh, and I've had that fucking Harry Redknapp song going round in my head again all day since I read his post match comments yesterday. Sweet Jesus it gets in your head. *he's got a twitch...* Until next time, Arseurs.]]> 1870 2009-04-26 09:00:19 2009-04-26 09:00:19 open open boro-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Green Army triumph in fantastic 5s + Boro review http://arseblog.net/2009/04/27/green-army-triumph-in-fantastic-5s-boro-review/ Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1868 *boilk boilk boilky boilk boilk Mcboilkity boilk boilk boilk* Having returned from London last night I can now safely say that if I see another beer ever again it'll be too soon. Well, ever might be too strong. Certainly until Wednesday. Eat my trophy - Green Army, Green Army, Green ArmyWhat a fantastic weekend though. The Arseblog 5-a-side tournament took place on Saturday afternoon and the Green team, captained by yours truly, fought off the jet-leg, the hangovers and the fact we were playing away from home, to triumph over the reigning champions the Whites, as well as the Blues, the Reds and the Piss Drinking Yellows. We lost our first two games but went on a 6 match winning streak conceding only one goal in that run. So well done to all my Green teammates and commiserations to all the rest. Better luck next year. Na-na-na-naa-na and all that. We Greens may just remind you of our win from time to time but you can be assured that we will not gloat unduly or for too long. I should point out that the last sentence is the biggest lie I have ever told. In your faces, cuntos! Special thanks must go to WestStandTone for organising and doing so much to make it all happen. Along with his team of officials Ms K, Dubs, KT, Esso and MarkM they gave so much of their time to ensure that everything went smoothly and I cannot thank them enough. Martin and the staff of the Tollington were fantastic too. Keeping us fed and watered and enduring some awful but hilarious singing. It was fantastic to see everyone there, share beers and food and a weekend which will live long in the memory (despite the bits that were wiped from the memory due to over-consumption of beer and rum). Top Arseblogging everyone and thanks so much. I hope I haven't forgotten anyone. If I have I do apologise and beg forgiveness due to my head not being as unfuzzy as it might be. There was also the small matter of a football match involving Arsenal too. It wasn't quite as awesome as the Green Army's display but a 2-0 win is decent build up ahead of the United game. Both goals came from Cesc Fabregas who might just have found his shooting boots at the right time. His last goal was the late equaliser against Sunderland at the Stadium of Light so it had been a while. A goal in each half and again we saw him deployed as the support striker, playing behind Bendtner. Arshavin played left while Denilson and Nasri were the central midfielders. The use of Nasri there is interesting, he's busy, works hard, tackles well and uses the ball effectively when he gets it. The manager said:
    Usually Fabregas plays deeper with Nasri higher. I wanted to test how it would work the other way round. It could be reiterated that we will do it again because it was quite convincing. But that is open; we have 48 hours to study that then make a decision.
    I have to say I'm not sure I really like Cesc playing there. I think we miss him too much from his regular position and it's probably a sign that the manager isn't convinced by others in that role that he's playing his best central midfielder out of position. Boro's lack of fight was amazing to me. This is a team scrapping to stay in the league yet the game was played at a leisurely pace, a Sunday afternoon stroll in the sunshine. There was no urgency about them at all and although Almunia made one good save from Aliadiere they really didn't threaten. We might have had a few more goals as well but you never got the sense that it would anything other than an Arsenal victory. It's good preparation for Wednesday, obviously, but I have to say I did wince a couple of times when Cesc was on the receiving end of a couple of bad tackles, both from behind and neither of which was punished by the referee. He was obviously feeling the effects and Arsene said afterwards:
    He told me it was the knee that he had before and we don’t like that. But he told me after the game that the ankle is worse than the knee so it’s not too bad.
    Ah well, once the ankle is worse then that's all right. What an odd thing to say. Johan Djourou played the second half for the injured Sylvester (another central defender injured) and looked a bit rusty, I have to say, so the playing time won't have done him any harm at all. Funniest moments - Arshavin's two attempts, one of which ended up by the corner flag, the other a complete fresh air shot. Something of the sublime to the ridiculous after the Anfield display but that's football. So overall a good display, despite some of the subs treating the game as if it were a training match which was disappointing, and it now leaves us 10 points ahead of Aston Villa with just 12 points left to play for this season. Still 6 behind Chelsea though so maybe third is looking more distant but you never know. Obviously all eyes will now turn to the Champions League and Manchester United. We've got a couple of days to prepare for this so we won't go into too much detail now but the boss said:
    We'll go with belief, desire and enjoyment. We will give absolutely everything to do it. What is important on Wednesday night is that we are at our best. When we are at our best we can beat everybody.
    True enough and our record in big games this season has been very good. It's going to be a massive, massive game, I can feel the excitement starting already, but as I say we've got a couple of days to get ready for this so we'll leave it there for today. Till tomorrow then, folks. I'm off to polish my medal. And that, for once, is not a euphemism. ps - please note the site will be offline tonight from about 11pm for about 2-3 hours due to scheduled maintenance. Apologies in advance for the inconvenience.]]>
    1868 2009-04-27 09:00:42 2009-04-27 09:00:42 open open green-army-triumph-in-fantastic-5s-boro-review publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    One day to go - Arsenal v United, first-leg pre-preview http://arseblog.net/2009/04/28/one-day-to-go-arsenal-v-united-first-leg-pre-preview/ Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1866 the pressure's on United. He says:
    United are the ones who won it last season, but for us we are going there to do the best we can playing free and passing the ball. The team that will win will be the one which defends the best. It is going to be a really big fight.
    You do worry if defending best is going to be the key because that hasn't exactly been our forte this season. The Liverpool game is still giving me the sweats if I think about it and the lessons from that night have to be learned if we're to go through. The idea of Kieran Gibbs vs the man with no underarm hair (I mean, it's not like he's a swimmer and needs to be more aerodynamic or anything, so why does he shave his underarm hair?) might worry some but Toure thinks the young left-back is good enough to cope. The Captain is very aware of how small the margins might be in this game, saying:
    In games like these, each goal is very, very important and the smallest mistake can count.
    He also believes that he who defends best goes through so this is obviously some kind of training ground mantra at the moment. He goes on to say:
    We just want to be in the final again. To be in two Champions League finals in four years could be one of the best things in the history of the club and we're determined to make that happen.
    With newly crowned player of the year Ryan Giggs promising to celebrate like he did in the FA Cup semi in 1999 someone needs to sit down the current crop and make them watch that goal to make sure it doesn't happen again. If he gets it and starts running, chop him down on halfway. Better safe than sorry. It is going to be an incredible spectacle though, I think. The games served up by the English clubs facing each other in Europe haven't always been brilliant. It took five years to get one watchable match between Chelsea and Liverpool but I suspect the two legs of this particular tie are going to be something a bit special. We know about the rivalry between Wenger and Ferguson and that seems to have grown into something approaching mutual respect in recent years. Perhaps that's because they've matured (a weird thing to say about middle-aged men), perhaps because they were united, if you'll pardon the phrase, when a huge twat like Mourinho came along, but, as others have pointed out, it's more down to the fact that Arsenal haven't been a threat to United in recent seasons. Ferguson is nice when he sees you as unthreatening to his team. We haven't been challenging in the league and while personnel at the clubs have changed I think the fact we've struggled in recent seasons has more to do with their alleged friendship than anything else. Do you really think that if there's some kind of contentious issue tomorrow night, or in the return leg, that Ferguson won't blow up like he did in days gone by? Of course he will. Arsene says their respect will survive the two encounters but given the history and how strained the relationship has been at times it might very well be tested and I for one would enjoy seeing him go spastic and purple on the sideline. What is for certain though is that we're going to see two teams whose philosophy is to attack and win games. Arsenal's best form of defence is attack, United never sit back, it's going to be massive. With the pre-match press conferences taking place later today we should get a better idea of team news ahead of tomorrow. There's a doubt over Sylvester while we'll find out if Eduardo, a man I think could be vital if fit, will make it in time or not. So, more on this game tomorrow but I can feel the nerves tingling, the butterflies butterflying already. You?]]>
    1866 2009-04-28 09:00:59 2009-04-28 09:00:59 open open one-day-to-go-arsenal-v-united-first-leg-pre-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    United preview - that's all. http://arseblog.net/2009/04/29/united-preview-thats-all/ Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1864 Kieran Gibbs and Sylvester face fitness tests today. Gibbs on an ankle problem, Sylvester on his back. If they're both fit I do wonder whether the manager might err on the side of experience, although I'd rather see Gibbs than Sylvester, no matter how fired up to face his former teammates the latter might be. But whatever team he picks, in whatever formation he picks it, they're going to have to work their bollocks off tonight. No two ways about it. I also wonder if he's going to play Cesc in that advanced role behind Adebayor as the lone striker. I don't doubt that's the formation we're going to play, I just wonder if Cesc is the best man for it. We've seen him there quite a bit in recent times and two goals against Boro might have convinced the manager. I just think that we miss him too much in the centre of midfield where his vision and passing and his ability to keep possession is so important. And Boro aren't exactly United. They're not even Sp*rs. It is the semi-finals of the Champions League, of course, a trophy that Arsenal have never won. We came close in 2006 and in his career it's not exactly a blot on Arsene's copybook but definitely a notable absence. The manager spoke about it yesterday, saying:
    In fairness, I'm at the stage of my career where I'm more focused to do it for the club, the fans and the players, than to do it for myself. Winning the Champions League has never been done in the club's history. I want this group of players to do it for the first time.
    I don't think there's a tougher test in the semi-final than United. They won it last year, by the skin of their teeth and a hilarious John Terry slip, but how they won it isn't important. They have the belief and the confidence that winning brings. They've got big players, experienced players, who have been winning things for years. We have a promising team who have yet to win anything. Kolo Toure has won something, Cesc an FA Cup, Sylvester won all his shit with those cunts, but as a team, as a unit, this lot haven't won anything yet. How much do they want it? How much does it burn that they've got no silverware, no medals? We'll see tonight because it will show in the way we play. Nothing less than 100% from every single player will be required to beat United and I do think an away goal, while not an absolute necessity, would be huge to bring back to London. Theo Walcott says:
    We have learned a huge lesson from the way we went out of last season’s competition at Liverpool. We thought we’d won it right at the death and we were still buzzing from our goal instead of concentrating on our job when they scored again. We won’t make that mistake again.
    While Samir Nasri wants to repeat his two goal haul against United which won us the game at the Grove earlier in the season:
    Our game against United is my greatest memory at the Emirates. I scored a double for the first time in my career and I am very hopeful I can repeat that.
    Abou Diaby:
    We will concentrate on our game knowing that if we play we have a good chance. We have the quality here to win the Champions League, so we will give it everything.
    It's a big night for these players but they know that. They'll understand the importance of the fixture, its location, what victory will bring, but as fans these are the kinds of games you live for. I can feel my stomach flipping already. Later on I'll have to decide between lucky beer (which flavour of lucky beer?), or lucky wine or lucky Jameson, and I'll sit in my lucky chair, perhaps wearing my lucky socks, with the television volume at the same lucky setting it's been at for our last few matches. Of course I know this is all a load of superstitious bollocks, that none of it makes the slightest bit of difference, but I'll do it anyway because I would almost do anything to ensure a good result tonight. I said almost anything, you filthy minded perverts. But I'm sure every single one of you reading this is the same. Whether it's a lucky jersey or shirt or pre-match routine we all have our little foibles and that's just part of being a football fan. It's 8.56am as I write this. That's a little under 11 hours to kick-off. 11 hours. Jesus. That seems like a long time. To those of you lucky enough to be going tonight may your trip be loud and successful. The rest of us, whether at home, with friends (RedAction are having a Manc free screening in The Rocket if you fancy it), will be glued to the our TVs crossing our fingers, drinking our beers/wines/whiskeys and hoping we put in the kind of performance that befits the big stage. We've beaten them before this season. No reason why we can't do it again. No reason at all. We are the Arsenal, after all. COME. ON. YOU. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS (who will, in fact, be YELLOOOOOOOOWS tonight). Till tomorrow.]]>
    1864 2009-04-29 09:00:27 2009-04-29 09:00:27 open open united-preview-thats-all publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Theo Walcott interview - Arseblog exclusive http://arseblog.net/2009/04/30/theo-walcott-interview-arseblog-exclusive/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1860 Nike North London 5s (which were almost as skillful as the Arseblog 5s, I'm told), and Arseblog managed to get a few minutes with the man himself. The questions posed to him were provided by helpful Arsebloggers, some much less helpful than others, I should point out. I do particularly like his answer to the 'Do the players read any websites or blogs, like Arseblog?'. Funny. Anyway, thanks to Nike and especially to Theo for giving us his time. Take it away.
    Comments on this post should be about the interview only. Normal Arsing takes place on today's earlier post.]]>
    1860 2009-04-30 09:00:04 2009-04-30 09:00:04 open open theo-walcott-interview-arseblog-exclusive publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    United 1-0 Arsenal: It's advantage them as we fail to make an impact http://arseblog.net/2009/04/30/united-1-0-arsenal-its-advantage-them-as-we-fail-to-make-an-impact/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1862 That they probably deserved a couple of goals more than they scored is not my problem. We have Manuel Almunia to thank for that. The Spanish keeper made three or four fantastic saves in the first half and without him we'd almost certainly be out of this tie now. He was Arsenal's man of the match on the night, no question about it. They went ahead through John O'Shea. Poor defensive play saw Kolo Toure, who was marking O'Shea, run off to try and get the ball like a schoolboy. When the ball came to the back post O'Shea was umarked and lashed it home. And if he hadn't two other unmarked players might have done the job for United. It was extremely bad from a defensive point of view, but not very surprising. And we can sit here and say that United played well, there's no shame in that. Ronaldo might have scored in the second half, his long range shot, as we backed off him, smacked off the crossbar. Sylvester headed a clearance over the bar, Ronaldo blasted another half chance over the bar, Giggs had a goal ruled out for the most marginally correct offside, and that's just at the front. At the back United were really excellent. We got behind them a couple of times in the first half but barely troubled them subsequently. Vidic and Ferdinand won everything against Adebayor and bar one Cesc shot in the first half, an Adebayor shot on about 75 minutes which went well over and a late Bendtner header we didn't trouble them at all. So, before this becomes a United love-in, the point I want to make is this: when you're playing a team who are playing that well then you need your players, all eleven of them, to dig in to get back into the game. I don't think some of our players did that. I'm thinking primarily of Adebayor and Diaby who were really, really disappointing last night. The big striker didn't get a kick, didn't even try to jump for some headers, and I know we didn't create much but he didn't do enough in my book. His job was to try and hold it up, but every time Vidic got there first, both in the tackle or in the air, and we struggled because of that. I know you can point to the fact he was playing on his own up front against the best central defensive partnership in England but I don't think it's unfair to say he had a very poor game. Diaby was the same. Lazy when it came to defending, he had an 18 year old full back behind him, playing against Ronaldo who, while he's certainly a cunt, is one of the best players in the world. The number of times Kieran Gibbs was left two on one was not funny. Diaby also suffered the Adebayor problem of first touch bouncing off him about 10 feet away - when we did have possession so much of it broke down with his poor control or dribbling in dangerous areas. And it's frustrating because I find it hard to understand why a player wouldn't give 110% in a game like that. If a Champions League semi-final against United can't motivate you then there's something wrong. The main problem as I saw it though was the deployment of Cesc in the support striker role. My thinking on this is very fucking simple: Cesc is our best central midfield player by a long, long way. Therefore play him in central midfield. One because we lose his calmness and ability on the ball in that position and two because he's not really very good as a support striker. I know he got two goals against Boro but, you know, it was Boro. They're shite. United aren't shite. Cesc might outpage the lumbering Huth but he's never going to get near Ferdinand or Vidic in a race for the ball. Pace is not his arsenal. I just think playing all the players out of position weakens us. Cesc is not a support striker, Diaby is not a wide midfielder, Nasri is not a central midfielder, Adebayor is not a strik ... oh. But play the three central midfielders in central midfield, Barcelona style. Let Nasri on the left and Walcott on the right push on a bit and support the striker. I just think Cesc is absolutely wasted in that position. He's much better deeper, he gets on the ball more, he can see the passes that others don't see, and I'd be a bit upset if he played there in the home leg. I also find it hard to see the logic of playing him there when Nasri is probably better suited to the role. That the manager is using a number 10/winger in central midfield speaks volumes about the quality of the players at his disposal, in my view, but that's a whole other argument and not one for today. However, to move from the negatives to the positives we have to give huge props to Almunia who made top saves and swept up beautifully at times. I thought Gibbs did well when you consider the quality of his opponent most of the night and Alex Song battled hard in midfield. As well as that we have to think that we got a bit lucky to be bringing this game back to the Grove at just 1-0. It's difficult as it is. A United goal means we have to score three to win the game but let's face it, it might have been much worse and I don't expect us to play that poorly in the second leg. You do need some luck to go through and maybe Ronaldo's shot that hit the bar, maybe the fact we rode our luck and kept it at 1-0 is what we need. There's no question we need to play a lot better though. United wanted that game more than we did last night and that's hard to take. However, we have to look at it as half-time. We have 90 minutes to put it right. One goal could, with the aid of a penalty shoot-out, see us through. So we have to regroup and the manager has to be a bit braver in the second leg. Cesc has to play in his natural position, we should play 4-4-2, we have to go and attack them, and that is when we're at our best. It was disappointing last night and we're on the back foot, no question, but it's not over yet. Afterwards Arsene said:
    It was a difficult game played at a high pace. Manchester United started stronger than us and if you look at the clear cut chances they were on top, of course, tonight. The positive is that we are only 1-0 down and we are still to play at home. I am convinced you will see a different Arsenal at The Emirates. It will be a good opportunity to show our character and our mental strength.
    I'd rather we saw a little bit of our character and mental strength last night but there you go. It's advantage United as it stands and it's probably going to take our best performance of the season to get to Rome. But at home, 60,000 fans, semi-final of the Champions League, against United, it promises to be an incredible night next Tuesday. More, and an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    1862 2009-04-30 09:00:18 2009-04-30 09:00:18 open open united-1-0-arsenal-its-advantage-them-as-we-fail-to-make-an-impact publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Portsmouth and United on the agenda + Arsecast 121 http://arseblog.net/2009/05/01/portsmouth-and-united-on-the-agenda-arsecast-121/ Fri, 01 May 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1858 Champions League and Manchester United. It's natural enough, I suppose, the Portsmouth game is as close to being a dead rubber as you can get. Nevertheless a win would 100% seal at least 4th place for us so there's no excuse to just go through the motions. The injury news, and there's always injury news at the moment, is that Eduardo damaged his groin when Rio Ferdinand fell on top of him, the clumsy twat, so he's going to miss the game and possibly the game against United. Gah. Sylvester is also out with the groin injury. Gael Clichy remains out and has no chance of being fit for Tuesday while Robin van Persie will have a late, late test for the United game but misses tomorrow's trip to the south coast. Obviously the manager will try and rotate as much as possible so we'll probably see Djourou, Denilson, Rasmey, Eboue, Bendtner, Vela, Arshavin and even Fabianski come in as he tries to keep legs as fresh as possible for the Champions League. Portsmouth are more or less safe, you'd think. Mathematically they can still go down but it's unlikely given the dross below them. I suppose Portsmouth will be looking at us and thinking it's not a bad time to be playing us. The manager can talk about focus on the next game all he likes but it's going to be almost impossible for the players to get Tuesday out of their minds. And what we have to do on Tuesday has been the subject of much discussion. Personally I think we need to play our best formation (442) with our best players in their best positions. That means Cesc as a central midfielder, that means Nasri on the left, that means no Diaby in the side, it means two strikers, and while I'd be really tempted to drop Adebayor I don't think that's going to happen. I hope van Persie is fit because he's got goals in him and we know he'll try his best. The players have been talking too. Cesc says we can take heart from the league game earlier in the season:
    Manchester United deserved to win, but now it is up to us to play well at the Emirates and beat them. We showed that in the league, by beating them, that we can do it for sure. On Tuesday, we will show we are good enough to win in the Champions League
    While Kolo Toure says:
    We’ve had some good clean sheets at home already and beat United earlier in the season, which will give us some belief. We will give it everything. We’ll have to be on top of our game.
    And that, to me, is the thing. We are going to play as well as we possibly can. Every single on that pitch is going to have to give everything they've got. Any strollers, slackers or too-big-for-their-boots strikers and we'll get beaten. It's that simple. Damn, I'm already getting wound up about this game and it's not until Tuesday. Hard not to though, eh? Right, some other stuff this morning. The Mirror reports we're back in for Roque Santa Claus as we look to offload Emmanuel Adebayor this summer. With the biggest game of the season just a few days away I don't necessarily want to say too much about Adebayor except that if, on Tuesday, we get a repeat of the performance he gave at Old Trafford then I shall fly to London and slap his face. With a machete. In case you missed it yesterday an exclusive Arseblog interview with Theo Walcott. Is Theo's full name Theodore? That'd be cool. Cesc maintains his innocence over the Hullgate stuff. I know Tom covered this when I was away but the charge of coming on the pitch is just ludicrous. If you're going to charge Cesc then charge all the Hull staff who were on the pitch too. It's stupider than someone who is found slumped in a doorway with loads of cocaine on them. And that's about that, now time for the Arsecast. On this week's show I'm joined by Goodplaya to talk about Champions League, United, Cesc, Adebayor and more. There's also stuff from Sylvester, Amaury Bischoff PI and Adebayor himself. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (21mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And there you have it. Have yourselves a good Friday and let's see if we can manage to concentrate a bit more on Portsmouth tomorrow.]]>
    1858 2009-05-01 09:00:04 2009-05-01 09:00:04 open open portsmouth-and-united-on-the-agenda-arsecast-121 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Saturday round-up : Kroenke now Arsenal's largest shareholder http://arseblog.net/2009/05/02/saturday-round-up-kroenke-now-arsenals-largest-shareholder/ Sat, 02 May 2009 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1856 Stan Kroenke purchased shares from the Carr family to bring his stake to the club to 28.3%, making him the largest shareholder ahead of the porcine Uzbeki tubster. What's interesting is that last month, when Kroenke purchased shares from Danny Fiszman, it brought his stake to 20.5%. Now, from the brief digging around I did the Carr family had somewhere in the region of 4.4% of the shares, somewhat less that the 7.8% increase we're seeing. According to the official website 'the shares were acquired at prices of £8,500 per share and £10,500 per share', which suggests two sellers. The ins and outs of the deal are beyond me although I know that Lady Nina has not disposed of any shares in this sale. What it does mean is that Kroenke is just a percent and a bit away from a shareholding which would require him to make a bid for all the shares. Interesting. The Arsenal Supporters Trust said:
    The AST were the first shareholders at Arsenal to welcome Kroenke’s initial investment. We have since established a good dialogue with him and this will continue. Our position is that stability and plurality in ownership is to the benefit of Arsenal.  New Chief Executive Ivan Gazidis has made a good impression and says he values our role and the importance of custodianship. We hope he will build relationships with all shareholders so that the club has stability off the pitch which is a vital ingredient for success on it.
    Things do seem to be moving quite quickly though. It was only last September when he joined the board with a 12% stake. In a little under 8 months he's now our largest shareholder. I suspect there's more to come in the months ahead. On to matters of football and the manager confirmed the absence of Eduardo for the rest of the season after that wonky-mouthed pillock Ferdinand fell on him. After his broken leg he made his comeback with goals, suffered a little groin injury which is par for the course when you've been out that long, but the latest injury was a complete accident. Arsene Wenger said:
    The season is over for him. Eduardo is like the guy who stands on the motorway and gets run down by the lorry coming up the wrong side. He is really distraught.
    You've gotta feel for him and for us. He's such a clever player and I was really hoping he'd be fit for the United game on Tuesday. Not just because he's got that bit of class but because he adds depth to the squad and provides competition for other strikers who feel that trying hard on the pitch is beneath them these days. Hopefully he'll have a good summer lay-off, a good pre-season and we'll see the best of him next time around. It's a real shame to lose him now though and just typical of the season we've had in terms of injuries. I'd say I've never known anything like it but I remember last season too. At his press conference yesterday the manager was pressed about whether or not Manuel Almunia should play for England. As he rightly pointed out if the rules allow it then that's pretty much all there is to it. If England want him and Almunia wants to play for England then that's that. He said it had nothing to do with him. Asked if he thought Almunia was good enough, he said:
    I believe he is not only good enough, but he is the best.
    Personally I think he'd be mad to do it. He'd be on a hiding to nothing. The jingoism of the British sports press would be a huge obstacle. Any tiny mistake and he'd be crucified, lampooned and taken to pieces. Then, of course, there's the whole concept of playing football with utter cunts like Lampard, Terry, Rooney, Cuntley Cunt and the rest - and I'm sure their 'banter' would be relentless. He's unlucky in that Spain have some very good goalkeepers at the moment. Casillas has been a fixture in the national side for years and will most likely continue for years to come. All the same I'd rate Almunia as highly as Reina and certainly well above Valdes at Barcelona so there's no reason why he couldn't get involved in the Spanish set-up. If I were him that's what I'd be aiming for, not England. On today's game at Portsmouth the manager has insisted we'll go for the win, knowing that a win today would secure at least 4th position in the league. Despite the upcoming game on Tuesday I think the three points today are important. While there's still a chance of third and automatic qualification I think we have to go for it, and should we lose today and Villa win, our next two league games are against Chelsea and United before we play Stoke on the final day of the season. It'd be good to make sure of a top 4 finish before we play either of those two. Still, I expect some rotation, he has to. We've got no Sylvester, who looks set to miss Tuesday as well, no Clichy, no Eduardo, no RVP, so he has to try and win today and keep some legs fresh for United. Right then, that will have to do. I've got me a hankering for some breakfast and then, as its a nice day, a stroll into town before it becomes overrun with rugby fans. Come on you reds, more tomorrow.]]>
    1856 2009-05-02 09:00:10 2009-05-02 09:00:10 open open saturday-round-up-kroenke-now-arsenals-largest-shareholder publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Portsmouth 0-3 Arsenal: A seaside stroll + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/05/03/portsmouth-0-3-arsenal-a-seaside-stroll-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 03 May 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1854 We opened the scoring through Nicklas Bendtner when he headed in captain for the day Arshavin's looping cross. Such was the power, the ferocity, the exocetesque quality of his header that England's number one, David James, just couldn't hang on to it. Ok, so he was helped a bit by the keeper but once it goes in who cares how it got there? The second came from the penalty spot. Portsmouth claim the penalty was harsh, it might have been, but once again I couldn't give any less of a shit if it was harsh or not. Commentators seemed to think Andrei Arshavin's finger wave after Davis tackled him from behind was to say 'No penalty'. Perhaps that's very sporting, I prefer to think his gesture meant 'About time you gave us a penalty. Did you not see Big Fat Sol hauling down Carlos Vela a few minutes ago, you stupid ref twat? So this is the very least we deserve. And Jermaine Pennant is a woolly headed gobshite, by the way'. It's amazing how much you can read into body language when you're as expert as I am. I was expecting the Russian to take the penalty himself but up stepped Bendtner again and he sidefooted it home to make the score 2-0. That's 14 goals this season for Bendtner now, not a bad return at all. I know he's got his critics and even those who are big supporters of him will say he can improve, but look at the number. 14 goals. Adebayor has 16. Van Persie 18. Bendtner's 8 in the league in just one less than van Persie's 9 so whatever his faults we have to give credit where it's due. He's an intelligent lad, he won't have been unaware of the stick he got from the crowd at times this season, so fair play to him for keeping things going. Portsmouth, bar one Peter Crouch effort when he was one on one with Fabianski, didn't really bother us in the first half. It was all very comfortable. At the start of the second they brought on Kanu and Utaka (for Pennant, haha), and really had a go at us for the first ten or fifteen minutes. They certainly had chances to score, perhaps the best fell to Utaka who trod on the ball when trying to go around Fabianski. Almost immediately we went up the other end and scored through Carlos Vela, his left footed shot going through BFS's legs and into the far corner. That was game over. There was no way back and the home side were reduced to 10 men when former Sprs defender Pamarot was sent off for hauling down Arshavin when he was clean through. The scoreline allowed us to make more changes. Amaury Bischoff PI came on for Theo, Fran Merida for Bendtner and Mark Randall got a run out in place of the impressive Aaron Ramsey. Afterwards Arsene said of his young side:
    I never have doubts about these young players. I see them everyday and you can see there is a good communication, a good connection and we showed some good combination play; we work a lot on that. These players have talent. We were sharp, composed, mobile and had a great attitude.
    So 3-0 means three points. It means we finish in 4th at least but with Chelsea 6 points ahead and with only 9 left to play for it does make finishing 3rd less likely. However, when you consider where we were a few short weeks ago you can't be too unhappy with the position we're in. After a disappointing 0-0 draw at Fulham Villa just had to win against Stoke to open up an 8 point gap over us. They led 2-0 until the last 4 minutes then conceded twice. It's almost as if that 4 minutes sparked our season back into life. So credit to the lads and the manager for turning things around. As it stands we're now unbeaten in our last 21 league games and we've scored at least 3 goals in our last 5 away league games. Impressive stuff. It's a shame it's come so late in the season but better late than never. What it means in terms of the bigger picture is something for the end of the season/endless summer blogs but for now I'm just happy we are where we are. It might have been much worse. Now, all the attention can turn towards United on Tuesday for what's going to be the biggest game of the season by a long, long way. A quick Sunday round-up for you. The Mail reports Robin van Persie will be fit for Tuesday night. I hope so, we need all hands on deck and his ability to score from nothing could be crucial. Also, it's been quite some time since he scored a free kick, hasn't it? He's overdue one. Tuesday would be a good time to make that right. That most august of journals, the News of the World, says Arsene Wenger turned down a €40m deal to manage Real Madrid. After seeing them turned over and violated by Barcelona last night who can blame him? I've got to say though, Barcelona's display last night was just awesome. Whatever you might think about them, and I'm sure I might have made clear my feelings on one or two occasions, you have to admire the way they play football, and Lionel Messi is just an absolute joy to watch. Meanwhile, Madrid want Gael Clichy for £15m, according to the People. The Takeover Panel is examining Stan Kroenke's recent share purchases to see if there's anything dodgy about them. An Arsenal statement said:
    There is no suggestion that anyone connected with the club has behaved improperly or broken any rule.
    While Usmanov's Fat and Orange said:
    We need to understand whether one shareholder is being given preferential treatment in buying shares.
    I'll tell you what Usmanov needs to understand. It's being kicked in the balls fourteen times by an angry horse. I think he'd get the message then. Right, that's enough. Have yourselves a good Sunday, the countdown to United starts tomorrow.]]>
    1854 2009-05-03 09:00:42 2009-05-03 09:00:42 open open portsmouth-0-3-arsenal-a-seaside-stroll-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Getting ready for United + boardroom strife on the horizon http://arseblog.net/2009/05/04/getting-ready-for-united-boardroom-strife-on-the-horizon/ Mon, 04 May 2009 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1851 The manager is bullish, obviously to boost his players confidence, but there's no doubt he's as up for this game as any I can remember. He says:
    We know we have to score two goals against United and not many teams have done that. We believe we can do it. This is special. This is not The Premier League. If we go 1-0 up then they become under pressure. Score again and they are out. I believe we can do it. The whole squad believe that.
    What is they say about belief? It's half the battle? Or two-fifth of success? Or 72% of victory? I wouldn't know, I'm not a statistician. It's interesting to hear him talk about our potential line-up. He's hinting at playing a 4-4-2, saying:
    We played 4-4-2 at Portsmouth on Saturday and I think we look more threatening that way. Maybe we will play with two strikers against Manchester United — but the way we line up depends on who is available.
    Obviously the fitness of Robin van Persie is the key factor here. If he's fit then he and Adebayor will play up front, and that's obviously more dangerous to United than Adebayor on his own and Cesc behind him. It's also good to hear the manager talk about Cesc when he says:
    When Cesc Fabregas plays behind the striker, as he did at Old Trafford last week, the striker looks to be a little isolated.
    As everyone has been saying our best players have to play in their best positions. If we play 4-4-2 with van Persie I think we've got a chance. If we play the same line-up/formation as we did in the away leg I don't think we'll do it. You can't have players in unfamiliar roles in games as big as this one. And I think we all agree Cesc is far more effective in central midfield. It's interesting because in Europe our best games have come playing the 4-5-1 or 4-4-1-1 formation. At the moment though we don't really have the personnel to do it so a return to the formation we're most comfortable with seems the best option. I suspect United are going to line-up the same way as they did at Old Trafford, with the three in midfield and using Rooney and Ronaldo to stretch us wide, so there'll be a big onus on Samir Nasri and Theo Walcott (who you'd imagine would start in wide positions for us) to get back and help out defensively. Speaking of Theo he's in no doubt as the importance of the game, saying:
    United is the biggest game of our careers. Everyone is buzzing, we cannot wait and we’re on our own pitch, in front of our own fans. That will be crucial and hopefully we can do it for them because they have been excellent for us.
    It shouldn't be underestimated how much of a role the fans can play tomorrow night as well. That's something I'll touch on in tomorrow's blog, as well as more preview stuff after the pre-match press conferences and what have you. Meanwhile the boardroom goings-on are beginning to get ugly. It seems it's Red & White that have asked the Takeover Panel to probe the recent share sales and they're unhappy at being treated like 'just any old shareholder'. You always got the sense that things could get ugly. I mean, I know anything involving Usmanov has got to have a reasonable smattering of ugly to it, what with him being so very fat and ugly, but if he did harbour ambitions at taking over Arsenal fully they've been well and truly scuppered by Kroenke's share purchases. Despite various statements which said the club and Red and White were maintaining civilised dialogues you always felt it was an us against them situation. Now they've set out their stall and I think, unless we're lucky, we're going to see boardroom war at Arsenal, which would be a real shame. The AST have issued a statement saying:
    The AST regrets that a shareholder has chosen to involve the takeover panel. Their complaint is about protecting shareholder value. We represent Arsenal supporters who own shares as custodians of the club. Our primary interest as shareholders is what is good for Arsenal Football Club rather than trying to make money.
    Once again we would urge all of the major shareholders in the club to reflect that Arsenal would be much better off if everyone worked together. It strengthens our resolve to work to increase the number of Arsenal supporters who own shares in Arsenal.
    At a time when we should be focussing fully on football it's a bit painful to see this kind of thing going on. Now, I don't think for a second that it affects the players or the manager in any way. I've never quite understood how anything that happens in the boardroom should affect what happens on the pitch. As long as the players are paid there's no reason why anything there should unsettle them, so I'm not worried about it from that point of view. You just worry about how this is going to play out. Usmanov and his cronies love using the press for their own end, they have journalists and writers to help spread their propaganda. To many it's hilariously transparent (even when some seem to do an about turn to bat for the other side) but Arsenal have always tended to maintain a dignified silence in the face of such trash, so there's no counter-argument. If they're going to play this out in public then we have to consider fighting fire with fire. Anyway, it's all speculative at the moment but I would not be surprised in the slightest if this was a recurring story during the summer. At least it'd be a break from the players we're not going to sign. Hahaha (weeps). So, that should do it for today. It's all about tomorrow. And tomorrow is just today in the future. Enjoy the bank holiday. Till future today.]]>
    1851 2009-05-04 09:00:43 2009-05-04 09:00:43 open open getting-ready-for-united-boardroom-strife-on-the-horizon publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    United preview - time to stand up and be counted http://arseblog.net/2009/05/05/united-preview-time-to-stand-up-and-be-counted/ Tue, 05 May 2009 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1848 Almunia - Sagna - Kolo - Sylvester - Gibbs - Walcott - Song - Cesc - Nasri - van Persie - Adebayor. In a game in which we have to score at least once we've got to put out our strongest team and this is arguably it. The only real question mark is whether or not you'd play Djourou ahead of Sylvester but I suspect the manager is going to err on the side of experience. Watching Arsene's press conference yesterday he wasn't even considering the idea that we might lose this game but was under no illusions as to what it might take, saying:
    I am very confident the team will produce a magnificent performance and that we will manage it. Everybody is focused and ready for the game.
    And it will take a top, top performance to go through. Unless United play like complete chumps and I don't see that happening. Cesc Fabregas said:
    Of course we can win this tie. It’s not as if we are talking about them winning the first game 4-0. For most of our players, this is probably the most important game of their career. So as long as we are strong and compact, put pressure on United and don’t let them play, we have a great chance of going through.
    From an attacking point of view we've certainly got players who can hurt United. Adebayor, van Persie, Nasri, Walcott, Fabregas - all capable of scoring goals. Where we have to be really focussed is at the back. We know what an away goal means for United and they have such an array of talent up top as well. The back four is going to have to play out of its skin to stop them from scoring but for them to do that they need the rest of the team to work hard as well. Cliché it might be but defending starts from the front and the best way to stop them scoring is to stop the supply to the front men as early as possible. Arsene has singled out Kolo Toure as one of our key players and he's probably right. He hasn't had his best season, not by a long way, but he's got to lead that defence tonight and show us the Kolo of old. Despite how truly massive this game is it doesn't stand up to much analysis. We know where United are strong, we know what we have to do and how we need to play. Every single player has to sweat blood for the team tonight. An early goal would be brilliant but it's no panic if it doesn't come. Remember, one goal might be all we need. A draw, extra-time, penalties, we're through. Of course I'd rather not go through the torture of a penalty shoot-out but it's a definite possibility. Let's not forget we've already beaten United this season. 2-1 at the Grove back in November - and that result came when we were in the doldrums. We'd just been beaten by Stoke, drawn 0-0 at home to Fenerbache and thrown away that two goal lead against Sp*rs. Confidence was low and our form was poor. Tonight is a different proposition entirely. This is a chance to go to the Champions League final. It's win or bust for the season and the lads are going to be rightly fired up for this one. The players have, over the last few days, spoken about the fans and how they can help. Now, I think United are too experienced a team to be fazed by any kind of atmosphere, no matter how intimidating. However, I think our players would benefit hugely from having a noisy, passionate crowd right behind them from the first whistle. This is probably the biggest ever game at the new stadium and there's no question the fans have a part to play. There'll be 60,000+ people there tonight. The club are providing red flags, urging everyone to wear red, and to make as much noise as possible. Every single Arsenal fan there tonight needs to shout and roar and sing the songs. Ultimately it's down to the 11 players on the pitch but if they know the crowd are with them then it does make a difference. It can provide tired legs with that last surge of energy that might stop a goal or score a goal. We have to rock the Grove tonight, ladies and gentlemen. This is Arsenal, fighting for a place in the Champions League final, against Manchester United. If that's not a reason to support the team as loudly as possible then I don't know what is. You don't need to have a voice like Pavarotti to sing, you just need to open your mouth and make noise. And if someone said to you 'Arsenal will win if you sing the songs tonight', wouldn't it be an easy task to ensure our qualification? Remember, the guy or girl to your left or right is an Arsenal fan. The boys in red are your team. Our team. United are the enemy. United would kill your mum. They'd run over your puppy and then point and laugh. They would make you listen to Phil Collins. They would insist on putting cloves on everything. They would dip their pizza in ketchup. They would offer you a cup of coffee then serve you chicory. They would force you to watch Tom Hanks films. They would kidnap you then read to you from the novels of Dan Brown. They would drive really slowly in front of you when you're in a hurry then speed up so they get through the amber light and leave you stuck at the red. They would chew gum loudly in your ear. They would come on our pitch and dance after getting one of our players sent off because of their theatrics. They would score a goal in the last few minutes of a semi-final then show everyone their hairy chest. They would dive to win a penalty to stop us going 50 games unbeaten. They would sing disgusting songs about our manager. Need I go on? They are not our rivals, not our competitors, not our competitors, not our peers: they are the enemy. Treat them as such. And in the face of such monstrous evil, such hideous, diving, tantrum throwing, ballerina, monster faced malevolence, make sure you let our lads know that they are fighting the good fight, on the side of truth and righteousness. For, after all, we are The Arsenal. COME ON YOU REDS.]]>
    1848 2009-05-05 09:00:13 2009-05-05 09:00:13 open open united-preview-time-to-stand-up-and-be-counted publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 1-3 Man United: The best team won http://arseblog.net/2009/05/06/arsenal-1-3-man-united-the-best-team-won/ Wed, 06 May 2009 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1845 might have had one more when Cesc got in behind the defence but his tame sidefoot summed up Arsenal during the 180 minutes of this tie. In the end it finished 1-3 on the night, 1-4 overall and despite my rather intense feeling of disappointment and hurt there's no doubt in my mind that the best team won. Leaving aside the first two goals tonight which were unlucky, and even the referee who was a bit crap but hardly cost us the game, it was United who made all the chances. Over the course of the two games Almunia must have made 7 or 8 extremely good saves. I know he was at fault for the second tonight but more than any Arsenal player he kept it respectable when you think about it. How many saves did van der Sar make? One from van Persie tonight is about all I can remember. I don't want to say it was men against boys (and someone needs to staple Evra's 'men against babies' comment to the dressing room wall before the league game) but we have to look at United and say well done. They played the best football, they made the most chances, they scored the most goals, they deserve to go through. We can't feel hard done by in any shape or form. And we need to look at United as the standard that we have to aspire to (from a footballing point of view, of course). Whatever about the number of utter cunts on their team, they play really nice football. They're the Premier League champions, they're the Champions of Europe, are on course to retain that title, and much as it hurts, and it does fucking hurt let me tell you, they've won those titles because they're a very, very good team. They're better than us. There can't be an Arsenal fan who watched those games and didn't realise that. Arsene Wenger can't have looked at those two games not realised that his team is not as good as Man United. On any day you can pull of a result as we showed earlier in the season but ultimately the better team won the day in the crunch game. At home, in front of our own fans, we got destroyed on the night and I'll congratulate United and then hope they get stuffed by Barcelona in the final. From our point of view I don't want to go into the ins and outs of the performance. As a team we didn't play well in either leg, some of the individual performances weren't up to scratch, and to go out in the manner we did was painful in the extreme. Arsene talked his team up all week long, and I know why he did it, but they've left him with egg all over his face. To me the reasons are simple. We missed our settled back four, Gallas in particular at the business end of the season, and, at the end of the day, some of the players aren't good enough. That's all. I'm not going to start naming names or anything like it. The lads did brilliantly to get to the semi-finals of the Champions League. It was unthinkable four months ago that we'd be on the brink of the final so credit to them for that. But the sad fact is that this is about as much as you can expect from this group of players. My solution is simple and it's something I've said all season long: Arsene needs to spend some money on experienced, quality players. We've seen what kind of an impact Arshavin has made and it's because he's a good player and the right age. He improves the side. We need more of those signings. We need experience. If Arsene wants these kids to be as good as he keep saying then he should do them favour of bringing in players they can learn from. If Arsene really wants to win the Champions League, if he wants his team to compete properly for the league, then that's what he has to do, in my opinion. There's obviously the nucleus of a good side in this group of players. They'll have learnt from this European run, some of them will have anyway, and we need to make sure we get the maximum from those players. To do that you bring in better, more experienced players to replace the ones who aren't up to it and have proven themselves below par throughout the campaign. However, that's a discussion for the weeks and months ahead. We have three games still to play this season, no matter how little we feel like playing them. And the worst thing is they're not just any old games. The next one is Chelsea, then it's United away. A chance for revenge or more pain at the hands of despicable bastards? Afterwards Arsene said:
    It's the most disappointing defeat. The fans were up for a big night and to disappoint people, it hurts really. The most difficult thing for me is that we have the feeling that we never played in the semi-final. We can only look at ourselves.
    And how can you argue with any of that? You just hope that the 'looking at ourselves' brings about some positive change. I love Arsene. I think he's a fantastic man and a great manager but he's not infallible. He makes mistakes. I don't want to dwell on the Chelsea semi because even if Arshavin had played it was no guarantee we'd win or that Fabianski wouldn't hand the game to them but I'm sure he'll look at Everton sitting in the final and wish he'd played the Russian from the start. Last night would have been less painful with a cup final still to come - and a cup final that was realistically our best chance of a trophy this season. It may not have the prestige of the Champions League but it's a trophy and one I think this team should have won this season. We've enjoyed a few months of this season because the team has performed above our expectations. We didn't expect to get to a Champions League semi-final, the most optimistic of us could not have predicted a 21 match unbeaten run in the league after losing to Stoke, Fulham, Hull, Man City and Villa. Yet when it comes to the crunch this will show up as another season without a trophy, another season of building a young team. And there's only so long you can go without success before you have to change things. My feeling is, now that our season is essentially over, that Arsene has to change. He has to bring in the experienced players we spoke about earlier, he has to stop thinking of all his players as all-rounders. Strikers should play as strikers and not right wingers, wingers as wingers and not as holding midfielders, midfielders as midfielders and not support strikers, right backs as right backs and not right wingers or central midfielders. He has to bring in players who will improve this team and who will help us win trophies. As Arsenal fans we consider ourselves to be a top club. We have a great stadium, some excellent players, we compete in Europe every year, our recent record in the CL is good, yet we have now gone four years without a trophy and you have to ask if that lack of success would be tolerated at other top clubs. Don't get me wrong, I still think Arsene is the man for the job. For now. What he does this summer will determine whether or not he's the man for the job in the future. With the right kind of spending he can improve this team (although I get a strange sense of deja-vu typing that). If he chooses to rely on players who have let him down this season then it might well be time to start asking questions about him. And before I'm accused of moaning or forgetting where we were before Wenger came along, I'll say this: Arsene Wenger is being judged by the standards that Arsene Wenger has set. Doubles, league titles, FA Cups. I don't think it's unfair to suggest we've fallen below the admittedly high standards we've grown accustomed to. As he said famously some years ago 'If you eat caviar every day it is difficult to come back to sausages'. We're eating sausages, Arsene. He'll have been hurt by how his team was taken apart by United. Faith and belief in young players is all good and well but when reality slaps you in the face, humiliates you at home in front of your own fans, many of whom walk out of the ground with 30 minutes still to play, then maybe it's time to change your thinking. It's something Arsene is obviously considering. After the match at the press conference he was asked if he needed to look outside the club to find solutions (ie - new players), he said:
    I have to take some distance from this season. We are on a consistent run, twenty-one games unbeaten, but recently in a game where it mattered, like Chelsea or tonight, we couldn't win and that, of course, needs thinking.
    True that, Arsene. Anyway, this is all a bit rambling and incoherent. Probably because of booze. In fact, definitely because of booze. The negative amongst us will say we've gone without silverware again, the positive will say we got within 90 minutes of two cup finals this year. The truth, if there is such a thing in football, probably lies somewhere in the middle. The only thing I know is that all of us, no matter our perspective or how we react to defeats last night, love the Arsenal. We do it in our own ways and today we'll all be hurting about last night. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1845 2009-05-06 09:00:38 2009-05-06 09:00:38 open open arsenal-1-3-man-united-the-best-team-won publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Hey, at least my pants are still ON http://arseblog.net/2009/05/07/hey-at-least-my-pants-are-still-on/ Thu, 07 May 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1843 Then his pants fell down. Pffff, it can happen to anyone and sometimes people think all kinds of wrong things when your pants accidentally fall down. No, lady, I'm not flashing you, my pants just fell down. Sure, it might look like I'm gyrating in a provocative fashion but it's nothing of the sort, I can assure you. Personally I blame the trend of young people wearing their pants in a funny way. They seem to think hips are for old people and insist on belting their pants just above what you might call base camp for your mickey. It's no wonder they have trouble keeping them up. Anyway, the young man has apologised for his lapse of judgement and I think we should be quite happy to let that be that. I seem to remember us winning trophies when we had players falling out of nightclubs in the past, I suspect Nick is just trying to bring back the glory days to Arsenal. Meanwhile, Bendtner's fellow striker, Emmanuel Adebayor, has promised to pay back Arsenal for all they've done for him. He says:
    Before signing, I can remember people telling me I had the chance to win things. Now I am empty-handed but I don’t have any reason for leaving until I have got trophies and what I came here for. Arsenal put me where I am today. They made me one of the biggest strikers in the world. I have to pay them back.
    'Strikers' is the most unusual spelling of the word 'cunts' I've ever seen in my life, I have to say. I kid, of course. Sort of. Perhaps. Anyway, he's going to give 100000000000% forever and ever and ever. That may fill you with joy or some other stuff, depending on your inclination. Personally, I'd be happy enough if we cashed in on him this summer. All this Milan talking, Beyonce stuff is just too much for me. It's easy to point fingers and go 'It's all your fault' but unquestionably the two defeats against United were entirely the fault of Adebayor. He was also responsible for the Space Shuttle disaster, 9/11 and the alien invasion in V which saw semi-hot alien chicks eat live rats and hybid human-alien babies born. What would you call them, Humians? Anyway, once we're all down with the live rat eating it's all good. The lads have all rallied around Kieran Gibbs who's feeling low at the moment. Kolo has had nice words to say, Cesc too, and so it should be. Anyone can slip. I remember slipping at the top of a flight of stairs in a bar in London and landing on my hole at the very bottom. This was a big surprise to the chap who was chatting away on his phone at the bottom as I heard him break off from his conversation to say 'Fucking hell, this bloke has just fallen all the way down the stairs and landed on his hole'. Luckily for me I was so drunk I didn't feel a thing. Until the next day when I needed emergency coccyx surgery but the point is that anyone can slip at anytime. Poor old, I mean young, Kieran will be feeling awful as his slip allowed United to score but shit happens and the young man did brilliantly in trying circumstances. He came in for Gael Clichy, played his heart out, and was unlucky that his small error ended up with a United goal. Right, there's the small matter of a game against Chelsea this weekend and as bad as we're feeling about our Champions League exit they must feel a million times worse. I was only able to follow the game via iPhone/BBC Football last night and with a couple of minutes to go and Chelsea 1-0 up I was upset that a repeat of last year's cuntfest was going to take place. Then four texts in quick succession alerted me that something good had happened and Barcelona's late equaliser/winner sets up the final we, after Tuesday, all hoped for. They'll be feeling as sick as a parrot. A parrot that has been taken into an alley and raped by a goat with swine flu. That's what they'll feel like. And we'll be all 'Hahaha, you've got swine flu, anally' and we'll beat them and win our last two games and finish third. It's true. More on that game, and Chelsea's violated ringpiece, in the days to come. Meantime I need a shower and then I have to get outta here. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1843 2009-05-07 09:00:58 2009-05-07 09:00:58 open open hey-at-least-my-pants-are-still-on publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Taking stock + Arsecast 122 http://arseblog.net/2009/05/08/taking-stock-arsecast-122/ Fri, 08 May 2009 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1841 the outside chance of third place we have to go for it. It's not exactly the end of the season we were hoping for, but what can you do? With no new injuries since Tuesday night the squad will be the same one with the addition of Andrei Arhsavin although the Russian has been suffering with 'flu', according to the boss. I have no doubt Arshavin will start this game though and I wonder if, like against Liverpool, his performance might send a message to the boss. After being left out of the semi-final at Wembley he responded by scoring four goals at Anfield. Perhaps he's got a point to prove playing against Chelsea and Hiddink. Let's hope so. In the meantime Kolo Toure has rather succinctly summed up this Arsenal team, saying:
    We don't know how to win a trophy right now. Winning the first will help us to win some more.
    Which is why the manager's apparent decision to prioritise third place and/or the Champions League over the FA Cup seems more strange. We could be facing Everton in the final with a chance to win a trophy, instead we're licking our wounds with nothing left to win. George Graham's first trophy for Arsenal was the league cup against Liverpool in 1987. Two Charlie Nicholas goals and some bad dancing with Perry Groves were the launching pad for league titles, a European cup and domestic cups. You wonder would that famous night at Anfield have happened without that Wembley win. It's the same with this team. Yes, they may have potential but that's all they've got at the moment. Arsene repeatedly calls them winners but the fact is they haven't won anything. 21 games in the league unbeaten is impressive and they deserve credit for it but there's no trophy for that. This group of players needs silverware if they're to fulfill the potential the manager believes they have. They need other things to win that silverware in my opinion but until there's a trophy in the cabinet it's impossible to call this team or Arsene's project a success. More than any other summer in recent memory the theme of this one is going to be reinforcements, adding to the team and to the squad. Cesc says:
    Manchester United have many, many players who can make a difference. Chelsea, too. We don't have that same deep squad but we have to cope with it because our job is to play football and the rest is for the boss.
    I remember Arsene's quote a little while ago when he was asked why he didn't replace Flamini or Hleb and his answer was that bringing in other players would 'kill' the likes of Song, Denilson and Diaby. You may agree with that or not, I don't, but there's another danger. It's that if you don't bring in the experienced, quality players then you 'kill' the likes of Cesc, one of the finest young talents in world football but who's playing with mediocre/unready players. He needs a proper, established, quality partner in midfield. And it will benefit the other players. How much better would Denilson be if he learned from an experienced player instead of being chucked in at the deep-end and asked to play an unfamiliar role? I know this is a road we've been down before and I don't want to go too far down it today but you just get the sense that there's a restlessness around some of the squad and it's down to the manager to put that right. I haven't really mentioned Emmanuel Adebayor this week. His poor showing in both the semi-finals hasn't gone unnoticed though, nor has his conduct pre-game. He's talking about Milan one moment then pledging his future to Arsenal in a rather stage-managed fashion the next. In the Mirror John Cross has an excellent piece which sums it up perfectly, in my opinion. Some good news this morning is that Theo Walcott is apparently on the verge of signing a new four year contract with the club. It'd be a timely boost and hopefully Robin van Persie can follow suit shortly as well. Update: It's done and officially announced. Hurrah! Right, time for the Arsecast and this week I'm joined by Philippe Auclair from France Football for a lengthy discussion about the Champions League exit, Arsene's thinking, the state of the current team/squad and much, much, much more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (28mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Finally for today if you have an iPhone you can check out the brand new Arseblog App, designed and built by Rocky. To download it click here and do the usual stuff, or you can search the App store for 'Arseblog' and it should find it. And that should do it. Have yourselves a good Friday, more tomorrow.]]>
    1841 2009-05-08 09:00:45 2009-05-08 09:00:45 open open taking-stock-arsecast-122 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Too early for transfer talk + Bendtner's pants http://arseblog.net/2009/05/09/too-early-for-transfer-talk-bendtners-pants/ Sat, 09 May 2009 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1838 Defending the players he has, as he always does, and referencing the ubiquitous 'one or two players' we've heard about every summer for the last bazillion years. Secondly, because Arsene said in the press conference after the United game that he needed distance from this season to be able to make his mind up about certain things. Now, a press conference on a Friday after a Tuesday defeat is hardly distance. I have no doubt he's done a lot of thinking but I think he realises he's got some big decisions to make this summer and a little over 48 hours is not enough time to make them. We will have all summer to pore over who should stay, who should come in, what we need, what we don't need, and everything else, so I hope you'll understand that I'm biding my time and not getting involved in that kind of madness just yet. After Theo Walcott's new contract has been tied up the manager is anxious to get Robin van Persie's sorted out. He says:
    I want Robin on board. He is a very important player in the squad and on the pitch he is a very efficient player. We want him to stay because we gave him a chance when he was in a very bad position at Feyenoord. I think he has developed well here and I don't see a reason for him to go and he loves the Club.
    And not only did we give him a chance when he was in a bad position at Feynoord, we've supported him through injury after injury after injury. I think van Persie will sign, he has a genuine affection for the club and watching his recent interview with the official site he has matured nicely and basically said he wants to stay. So fingers crossed that happens as soon as possible. The manager also says Kieran Gibbs will play against Chelsea, despite him being very 'down' after the United game. That seems reasonable enough to me and hopefully the young man can put that mistake behind him. Meanwhile Andrei Arshavin seems set to miss the game with the flu, which is a real shame. I had a feeling he was going to score eight goals in a performance twice as good as the one against Liverpool. Oh well. UEFA may fine Arsenal after objects were thrown onto the pitch during the United game on Tuesday. There's really no excuse for that kind of shite, to be honest. No matter how pissed off you are chucking stuff on the pitch is the stuff of cunts and ultimately it's the club who pay the price. The great pants-down conspiracy starts here. Arsene Wenger reckons Nicklas Bendtner was set up, saying:
    I was angry when I saw the pictures but he has been set up. He was not drunk but somebody was waiting for him to leave the club and pulled his pants down from behind. Then they took a picture and posted it around the world. That’s what he told me.
    So who was it that pulled down Nicklas Bendtner's pants? Paddy Power has the latest betting: Emmanuel Eboue : 1-4f Boro Primorac : 2-1 Lance Armstrong : 7-4 Tom Cruise : 12-1 Alisher Usmanov : 25-1 Ray Parlour: 66-1 Gunnersaurus : 100-1 Amy Lawrence : 100000-1 Get your bets on now, folks, and one day the mystery of Bendtner's pants, which is up there with the JFK assassination, the Bermuda Triangle and that cunt from CSI Miami's continued career despite being the worst actor that ever lived, will be solved. For now though, that'll do. A look ahead to the Chelsea game and all that kind of guff tomorrow. Have a good one.]]>
    1838 2009-05-09 09:00:17 2009-05-09 09:00:17 open open too-early-for-transfer-talk-bendtners-pants publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up - Chelsea preview http://arseblog.net/2009/05/10/sunday-round-up-chelsea-preview/ Sun, 10 May 2009 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1836 Jabba the Usmanov is all over the papers this morning urging the club to do the same thing. He certainly doesn't say 'And here's a big bag of money to go and do it. It's a present from your favourite Uncle. Now come sit on my lap! *slurp slurp*', so I think we can write it off as just waffle. Meanwhile there's an interesting piece by Henry Winter about foreign owners, and Usmanov in particular With a more clear definition of what constitutes a 'fit and proper' person due to be revealed on Monday he writes:
    Passing the fit and proper person test should not be a problem for Kroenke. Usmanov will have to answer plenty of questions.
    If it was a 'fat and proper person' he'd be halfway there already. Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. I do think we're in for a long, hot summer, not just in terms of the weather (I'm saying this in the vague hope we might actually get some hot weather in Ireland), nor in terms of the transfer business we won't be doing (vague hope, reverse jinx, blah blah), but in the Arsenal boardroom. There are many issues outstanding and I don't think they can go too much longer without being resolved. Lady Nina wants to sell her shares and buy a luxury mobile home to spend her holidays in and that 15%+ is going to be crucial in deciding the future of Arsenal Football Club. Despite Usmanov's substantial shareholding I'm sure there's still a reluctance on the Arsenal side, which now includes Kroenke, to deal with a man whose reputation, like his lawyers, has gone before him. Anwyay, we'll see what happens. Elsewhere Amy Lawrence, on whom heavy money has been placed for the Bendtner Pants machinations (what a title for a film that would be), talks to Guus Hiddink who says of Arsenal:
    They like to play with the style they play which is good to see, but maybe they might bring in one or two or three who can give even more power to the team. If they want to go for silverware they might have that conclusion.
    She goes on to say in the light of Arshavin's arrival:
    Buying experience goes against Wenger's grain but when he comes to analyse the season in the summer, he cannot possibly fail to notice what a ­difference it makes.
    I'm sure he'll notice it, it's just whether he does anything about it that's the worry. I can't say I'm too enamoured by the idea (slightly tongue in cheek it might be) of buying Didier Drogba though. It's bad enough trying to cope with Sylvester in an Arsenal shirt, the idea of Drogba in red and white would make my breakfast come back up, if I'd had any. The People reports that Arsene has turned down the chance to manage Man City. What a chance. Pffff. Oh, and lest we forget there's the small matter of the game against Chelsea this afternoon. I think third place is beyond us to be honest but it would be nice to garner some revenge for that horrible afternoon at Wembley just a few of weeks ago. We beat them at Stamford Bridge and it would be nice to do the double over them again. It's another chance to 'welcome' back Cuntley Cunt and a win today would go some way to restoring our pride which was hurt so badly by United this week. The team news is that Andrei Arshavin looks set to miss the game, maybe he'll have recovered from his flu to take part, so the squad is the same one as midweek. I suspect he'll probably mix it up a little bit. Diaby might play because being tall is one of the things you need against Chelsea but who he picks and where he picks them is becoming increasingly difficult to predict. There's little or no tension going into this game, which is a shame considering the opponents and the time of the season we're playing them at. Who will react better from their Champions League exit? Who wants this game more? We'll see later this afternoon. A full report on the match and more tomorrow. Have a good Sunday folks.]]>
    1836 2009-05-10 09:00:45 2009-05-10 09:00:45 open open sunday-round-up-chelsea-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 1-4 Chelsea : The season can't end soon enough http://arseblog.net/2009/05/11/arsenal-1-4-chelsea-the-season-cant-end-soon-enough/ Mon, 11 May 2009 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1834 Cesc before Abou Diaby came in, took it off his toes and scuttered it wide. Then Phil Dowd bought yet another Drogba dive. Cesc was booked for telling the ref it was a dive, that's a new one on me, I have to say. But dive or not the free kick was given, Drogba floated it in and Alex got away from Sylvester and Toure to head home off the crossbar. Against the run of play, for sure, but not that surprising. The second Chelsea goal came via Nicolas Anelka who span away from Nasri in midfield. Nasri's attempts to get back to him were half-hearted, to say the least, he brought it forward, cracked one from outside the area and while it certainly moved in the air Fabianksi was flat-footed and couldn't get near it. Arsenal fan dejected during Chelsea gameIf there was to be any way back an early goal in the second half was required. And there was one. Sadly it went to Chelsea. They broke down our right, Fabianski found himself in no-man's land and ultimately it went in off Toure who was desperately trying to clear it. Perhaps the young Pole has plenty of potential but this game on top of the FA Cup semi-final has done little but illustrate he's not ready for first team action yet. Some might describe the own goal as bad luck but it was more bad play than bad luck. As you might imagine Arsenal heads went down. There was the incredible sight of Kolo Toure giving up on a ball which led to a Chelsea corner. Changes were made. Nicklas Bendtner came on for the hapless stroller Diaby who once again threw the chance he'd been given back in the manager's face. We know he's not a left midfielder but the least he could do is try. If Arsene isn't going to play him in central midfield, supposedly his position, then what is the point in keeping him? When is the last time anybody said 'Wow, Diaby had a good game today'? A few minutes later Denilson came on for Song and Adebayor for Walcott. And then we scored. A Sagna cross from the right was powered home by Nicklas Bendtner's head. There's no doubt the boy is very good in the air, which is what makes Arsene's decision to play him from the left hand side so baffling. Get him in the middle and while we might not like it lump some crosses in, it's better than tippy-toeing around and back and sideways and all over the place. His 9th league goal this season is as many as Robin van Persie has scored. Adebayor's only contributions after coming on were two hopeless dives. Fair enough, he managed to stay onside a couple of times but it's a measure of how often he's flagged off that it's even worth mentioning. He took one tumble, looking for a penalty and the ref rightly played on. The second time he had a good chance to score. His first touch was shit, he tried to con the ref into thinking Cech had pulled him down, again he didn't buy it and frankly he should have been booked for it. It's easy to understand why there's not a great deal of goodwill around for Adebayor at the moment and the manager's criticism of Drogba rings somewhat hollow having seen Ade's antics yesterday. So instead of it being 3-2 it became 4-1 as Chelsea broke upfield and after more comical defending it ended up in the back of the net from Malouda. 4-1. At home. To Chelsea. After a 3-1 defeat to United on Tuesday. Seven goals in two games against two of our biggest rivals. I know we've gone 21 games unbeaten, I know we got to the semi-finals of the Champions League, or the 'last four in Europe' as Arsene likes to put it, but whatever came before the last two games doesn't make what happened in them OK. Defensively this team is a shambles. We can see why Kolo Toure lost his place this season, I don't even want to get started on Sylvester who, even at his best, was an average player, Gibbs did well but is just 19 and Sagna is struggling as the one constant in a back four which seems to change every week. Add to that a goalkeeper who would make Massimo Taibi look good and it's always going to be tough. Afterwards Arsene thought his side unlucky, and to an extent he's right. We did well in the first half and had we taken one of those chances it might have been different. Might. However, the records won't show that Arsenal were unlucky or that Drogba dived, only that Arsenal conceded four goals in the league for the third time this season. Still, the manager says:
    I don’t think the squad needs major investment. I believe we need to continue to improve. I’m not as doom-and-gloom as everybody wants to make it after a defeat and of course we play in a strong league against top quality opponents.
    Of course we need to improve, Arsene. We got found out by United and that point was hammered home yesterday by Chelsea. We need a defence, we need a central midfielder who will allow Cesc to play to his maximum, we need some better players. It's really not very difficult. I know there's the tendency to overreact after a defeat, any defeat, but this isn't reactionary. This is something I've been saying for a long time, it's stuff other people have been saying for just as long. To lose at home to Chelsea like that was embarrassing. To see Arsene struggling with tactics, playing players out of position, in a formation that was, at one point, dismissed as almost anti-football by him, is sad. It's like he doesn't know the best way to line up, which players to play where. He's trying to make up for the deficiencies in his squad with tactical changes and it's not working. Under Arsene we were always at our best playing a 4-4-2. If one of your strikers was injured you played one of the others, but as a striker, not a winger. You played your best central midfielders in midfield and if you had to play a central player on the right, as happened every now and again (I remember Gilberto being shifted out there when Edu flourished, even Cesc early in his career), that was countered by having a Ljungberg or a Pires to play on the left. There's too much confusion about the way we play, where the players should play, we're chopping and changing and it's creating poor performances. Even look at van Persie, asked to play on the left of a 4-5-1 against United, where he's not really very good, then asked today to play as a lone striker, a role to which he really is not suited at all. It's hard to see the logic in some of Arsene's recent decisions. Still, the manager knows there's a problem, so the final word today can go to him. He sums it up quite well, saying:
    In the games that mattered in the last three or four weeks, we could not win. That is what we have to analyse.
    Amen to that. Our next game is at Old Trafford where, depending on what United do against Wigan on Wednesday, they could win the title with a point. Something to look forward to, eh?]]>
    1834 2009-05-11 09:00:06 2009-05-11 09:00:06 open open arsenal-1-4-chelsea-the-season-cant-end-soon-enough publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Is this the new away kit? http://arseblog.net/2009/05/12/is-this-the-new-away-kit/ Tue, 12 May 2009 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1828 via Jimmy the Cuckoo and footballshirtculture.com]]> 1828 2009-05-12 09:00:06 2009-05-12 09:00:06 open open is-this-the-new-away-kit publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sylvester waffles - Arshavin baffled - and could Barca's 433 be an option? http://arseblog.net/2009/05/12/sylvester-waffles-arshavin-baffled-and-could-barcas-433-be-an-option/ Tue, 12 May 2009 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1831 Arsenal as I do in Phil Collins talking about how many takes it took to do the 'du-dum, du-dum, du-dum du-dum dum dum' bit in In the Air Tonight. If there's one thing Sylvester brings you it's the chance of conceding more goals than an amputees Sunday league team made up of lads with table legs and cinder blocks for feet. He's looking for this game on Saturday to be the kick-start for next season, saying:
    It is a good chance to prove to ourselves that we have got what it takes to fight and be on top of the league for next season. Players have to fight for their spots and show the boss they deserve to be there and have the will to defend Arsenal's colours
    Now, Arsene has made some dodgy signings down the years. Stefan Malz, Kaba Diawara, Francis Jeffers, and many more, but if he signed a a half ton of knacker's turd, moulded it into the shape of Carlton Palmer and played it at centre-half it wouldn't be as bad as Sylvester. The idea that he's going to play for us next season makes me want to weep tears of my own spinal fluid. Then inject them straight back into my spine with a rusty, eight inch syringe. Plus the fact he actually used the word 'defend' when he's clearly never heard it before or has any concept what it actually means is downright insulting. Be off with you, foul beast. Meanwhile Andrei Arshavin is baffled at having to play wide left. He says:
    I still can’t get used to the idea that I am capable of playing there and, frankly, having to do it keeps me baffled. I don’t know if I can play so well as a left winger or if it is just God taking care of me.
    Someone needs to have a quiet word with Andrei and tell him that it's all down to him as Dennis is currently living in Holland and His influence isn't quite that great. It does raise questions about where he's going to play next season though. He wants to play in a more forward role, obviously, and I do wonder whether the manager will have that in his thinking when it comes to his summer purchases. Would he be inclined to look at Barcelona's 4-3-3 and have a go at that? Alex Song as the Toure-like holding player, Cesc and Nasri as the Xavi and Iniesta, then any 3 from Arshavin, Eduardo, Bendtner, van Persie, Walcott, Vela as the forward players? It would make sense with the players we have, plus it allows us to sell Adebayor and reinvest his money in some players who can defend. Speaking of which The Mirror links us with Bolton's Gary Cahill for whom Gary Megson will be looking for £20m apparently. Which is all well and good but the bottom line is nobody will pay £20m for him. Which is good for Bolton if they want to keep him but not so good if they want to get some money in the bank. Either way I'm sure he is just one of many defenders we'll be linked with between now and the end of August. Lee Dixon's view on the state of play at Arsenal right now. The reserves beat West Brom 2-0 last night to finish their season on a high. The goals came from Jay Emmanuel-Thomas and Mark Randall and the youngsters finish 6th in the reserve league south. Not much else going on - just a quick word for people reading the blog in Ireland who may be getting served the ads with Libertas on them. Arseblog has always been non-political and will stay that way, I'd just like to make it clear that this is beyond my control and I distance myself completely from Ganley and his coven of shady, mendacious right-wing cunts. That the ads are on the blog is absolutely no endorsement of them. They're even worse than the shit we have in government at the moment, and that's saying something, let me tell you. Politics off. Right so, until tomorrow.]]>
    1831 2009-05-12 09:00:17 2009-05-12 09:00:17 open open sylvester-waffles-arshavin-baffled-and-could-barcas-433-be-an-option publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Player talk + Wenger + Usmanov's dirty cash offer http://arseblog.net/2009/05/13/player-talk-wenger-usmanovs-dirty-cash-offer/ Wed, 13 May 2009 09:00:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1824 Kolo Toure has been explaining why he considered his Arsenal future this season. He said:
    I have been here a long time, and when I saw some players leaving the Club last year that was difficult for me. Then when we didn’t start the season well I was scared.
    Scared?! Kolo? Really? He goes on to say:
    When you love somebody it's important that they love you back.
    Not if you're a rich Arab prince and you bought your extremely hot wife from a modelling agency, then you don't care if she loves you back because you own her. However, that example might be a bit extreme. The fact is that Kolo's form suffered and he was dropped from the team. I suspect he considered it a bit unfair because while the defence wasn't playing well as a unit it was William Gallas who was guilty of all the individual errors that were costing us goals yet it was Kolo who was dropped. The much talked about breakdown in the relationship between Kolo and Gallas was true and that was reason Kolo cited when he handed in a transfer request. The fact that Manchester City wanted to sign him and offer him monstrous wages was probably another factor but when push came to shove Kolo decided he didn't want to be the concubine of an Arab prince and stayed at Arsenal (I'm told City were absolutely furious at his volte-face). Personally I think Kolo has struggled for form because players go through dips in their career and, like Gallas, he has always played better with a big stopper beside him. We've spoken time and time again about how they were too similar to play together, it was something the manager even admitted this season. To be fair they did show signs of improvement after Gallas had the weight of the captaincy taken off him but you could ask a clone of Bobby Moore, Tony Adams and Franco Baresi to play well alongside Sylvester and he'd struggle. Anyway, Kolo loves us, he's always going to be an Arsenal man, he says, let's just hope he can find his old self between now and the start of next season. Cesc, meanwhile, has spoken about the club's failure to win anything, saying:
    We haven’t been in any Finals and perhaps that’s because of something. We’ve gone 21 games without losing in the league, so we know we are good, but when we’ve played in the Semi-Finals of the FA Cup and Champions League we haven’t been at the level everyone expected us to reach. Maybe that means something, and sometimes you need to be honest with yourself – our opponents were stronger than us in both of those ties and you just have to go from there, try to see where you made mistakes and try to put them right.
    It means you're good, but not quite good enough. He goes on to thank the fans for their continued support throughout the disappointing times. Something Robin van Persie also touched on in an interview yesterday, although neither of them can have failed to notice the empty seats as many fans have voted with their feet in recent games. Robin himself is looking for some continuity in the squad for next season, saying:
    If we lose three or four every year it is hard to get the spirit in. Hopefully we can stay here and have a real go at it. If we can produce games like we did this year there is room for improvement – if you look at our midfield it is between 20 and 22.
    He's right, but you can lose three or four every year if those three or four are replaced properly and not simply by promoting fringe players to the first team. I watched his interview with Arsenal TV online yesterday and was struck by how downbeat he was. As I mentioned earlier he talked about feeling for the fans but there was a sense of frustration about him, as if he knew this team wasn't quite there in terms of winning trophies. There were quotes going around yesterday with Wenger saying he didn't believe the squad needed a lot of investment. They came from L'Equipe apparently but I think these are the same quotes that came from his post-match press conference after the Chelsea game. Obviously in the wake of another trophyless season and two crushing defeats there's been a lot of ... erm ... discussion, we might say. There are those who think the manager has taken the club as far as he can, that a change is needed. I don't go along with that but I strongly believe Arsene needs to look at the balance of his squad, as I've been saying for a couple of seasons now the balance is wrong. Too much youth, not enough experience. What worries me slightly is the idea that he's thinking 'Ok, we learned harsh lessons last season when we should have won the league but fell apart. This season we learned lessons, responded well, got to two semi-finals, and next year these players are going to be more experienced. That will bridge the gap'. In a way I can understand it but not every player will improve, some have gone backwards this season, and choosing to rely on them next time around would be dangerous and foolhardy, in my opinion. In the Guardian blogs Amy Lawrence writes:
    So, after Arsenal were stripped of their dignity at home twice in a week at the hands of Manchester United and Chelsea, the hype-merchants propose that Wenger must go. There is no need to be quite so kneejerk. But Wenger must change.
    And with that I cannot argue one jot. Seen the new away kit? It's a bit poxy, isn't it? And by a bit it's like a smallpox victim who has rubbed themselves off a chickenpox sufferer who has then smeared the oozing pus of a stenchpox casualty all over their sore encrusted body. Now, from one horrible thing to another and Alisher Usmanov continues his 'charm' offensive by offering to pay off a chunk of the club's debt to free up transfer funds for the manager. A spokesperson for Fat and Orange said:
    The debt at the club appears to be an impediment to that and we are ready to help address that if the board asks. Raising ticket prices is not the answer.
    It's a fairly transparent attempt to curry favour with fans, sort of like the rise of extremist politicians in times of financial despair. Offer money, check. Make reference to ticket prices, check (ignoring the fact the club announced a freeze on ticket prices back in February). It's funny how people are more inclined to ignore Usmanov's background just because things aren't going so well on the pitch. I'm as desperate for a trophy as any Arsenal fan, I dearly want to see us win something, but the fact that Usmanov owns 25% of our club still does not sit right with me. I mean, look at him chatting away to his buddy here (birds of a feather) - and who amongst us hasn't taken the higher ground when it comes to the way Chelsea have won things? The desire to win silverware should not come at the expense of doing things the right way and anyone who has followed the Usmanov saga will know that this is a man of dubious character who I believe should be rejected by every right thinking Arsenal fan. Let's be clear, Usmanov will not be doing this out of 'love' for Arsenal - he's a Man United fan after all - you don't simply gift somebody tens of millions of pounds without wanting something in return. There is no such thing as a free lunch, especially when it comes to oligarchs. But this is quite clever from Fat & Orange, they know the club will reject any such offer. I'm no expert but I'm sure such a thing is a legal minefield anyway, and Arsenal will continue with its sensible, self-sustaining business model. It then means they can say 'Oh, well we offered money, we're the good guys' if things don't go well on the field. It's troublemaking disguised as help, really. What does seem obvious is that the chances of F&O and the current board working together in any kind of harmony are slim, and with the former having made some fresh share purchases yesterday the battle-lines are being drawn. Right then, that's pretty long so I'll leave it there for today. More tomorrow.]]>
    1824 2009-05-13 09:00:32 2009-05-13 09:00:32 open open player-talk-wenger-usmanovs-dirty-cash-offer publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Can Ivan Gazidis give Wenger his football freedom again? http://arseblog.net/2009/05/14/can-ivan-gazidis-give-wenger-his-football-freedom-again/ Thu, 14 May 2009 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1822 Pat Rice was retiring or Xabi Alonso was 'at Arsenal'. Gazidis met with the AST the other night and seemed to say all the right things. On Arsenal finishing in 4th place, he said:
    I am not happy where we ended up but I am pleased we are disappointed by it ... we have higher expectations.
    That's good and covers the ambition, but keen to not dwell on the negatives, he said:
    But this is not a situation where we should be over-reactive and feel that we are in crisis. We are not. We have a team with an average age of 23 or 24 that went to the Champions League Semi-Finals and is going to get better.
    Something for those drinking from the glass that is half-empty and something for those whose glass is half-full. On Arsene Wenger and the belief that he has nobody to challenge him or his decisions, he said:
    The idea that Arsène Wenger is some stubborn guy who is not open to having his ideas challenged and there is nobody there who can say ‘listen we need someone with experience in the middle of the park or at the back’ just isn’t true. He is asking questions of himself all the time and talking to people all the time. He does not believe he has all the answers and I see that as one of his strengths.
    And then he explains the manager's sometimes hard to understand post-match quotations, such as his rather bizarre belief that the 4-1 defeat to Chelsea wasn't actually a 4-1 defeat. We know already why he does this though, his public backing of his players at all times is as consistent as the sun rising each morning and setting each night. Now, obviously the arrival of Gazidis has taken some of the workload off Arsene. When Edelman was fired left it meant there were key roles within the club that were unfilled. So far the new man appears to be doing a good job and you just wonder if less stress in other areas might allow Arsene to focus more on the football. Not that he's taken his eye of the ball but perhaps his involvement in the business side of things has unduly influenced the way he's built the squad over the last couple of years. I'm not doubting it's been sensible at a time when football has gone cash crazy with cash it can't afford to spend but maybe he feels too much responsibility. Maybe he'd be better off with someone like Gazidis saying "You have £X to spend, go spend it, don't worry about how we're getting the money or where the money is coming from. The accountants/business folk have said this is what you have, go spend". The proof the pudding will be the state of the squad on September 1st. Who will have come in? Who will have left? Are we stronger and stronger in the right areas? Gazidis knows that in trying times for people another season without at least challenging for the league is going to hurt the club financially. Ticket sales, merchandise, everything associated with match-going income will start to decline. At the same time he has to be mindful that the club has debts to service so it's a balancing act, not an easy one either, so the very best of luck to him. We should all be hopeful that he does a good job. So far the signs are promising. Transfer speculation madness!!! Chelsea are in for Emmanuel Adebayor according to the Mirror. They want him to replace Didier Drogba. I know many Arsenal fans want Adebayor to leave but how would you feel if he went to Chelsea? Strikes me as a match made in heaven actually although the whole former player scoring against you thing bores me now so I think I'd prefer if we sold him abroad. Last night's win for Man United over Wigan means they only need a point to be crowned champions on Saturday. They're not going to play for a draw though, that's not the way they do things. Obviously we've got the recent painful CL semi defeat behind us and the squad need to show some pride and try and get a result. If they need any other motivation it might come in the form of Hull City. Maybe the players don't hold the same grudge against football's most permatanned used car-salesman Phil Brown as we do, but imagine United going to Hull on the last day of the season and Hull needing any kind of result to stay up. That should be enough to make sure we don't fold like a pack of tissue paper cards. Anyhow, that's about that. There'll be more and an Arsecast tomorrow. Have a good one.]]>
    1822 2009-05-14 09:00:57 2009-05-14 09:00:57 open open can-ivan-gazidis-give-wenger-his-football-freedom-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsene on the defensive but sometimes the truth hurts + Arsecast 123 http://arseblog.net/2009/05/15/arsene-on-the-defensive-but-sometimes-the-truth-hurts-arsecast-123/ Fri, 15 May 2009 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1819 lover's tiff' which seems quite accurate. Things did seem to get quite tetchy indeed but as GilbertoSilver points out the quotes we have are out of context so it is worth bearing that in mind. Supposedly the Q&A will be aired on Arsenal TV tonight so those of you with the channel can have a good look. I think it would be fair to say that if you were asked for the ideal time to have a shareholder's Q&A it wouldn't be on the back of a crushing home defeat to Chelsea and a Champions League exit to Manchester United. In an ideal world we'd be still fighting for the title or at least have made one of the cup finals but this season has been far from ideal and on the back of three trophyless seasons it was always going to be a difficult night. On criticism of his players, Arsene said:
    It is the easiest thing to sit in the stands and say they are not good enough, that they do not fight. It is always that negative way of thinking, that the players do not care. We are playing in the best league in the world and you do not go 21 games unbeaten if you do not stand up and fight. What these players have done this year in a negative environment shows they can stand up for their own responsibilities.
    There's no doubt the players deserve credit for going 21 games unbeaten but ultimately the fans are reacting to what they see on the pitch. What came before, and even during, the 21 game run was deemed by many who pay their money, and a lot of money, as not good enough. The fans reacted to players who thought they just had to turn up to beat the likes of Hull and Stoke, to players who even admitted there was a lack of effort and focus in the squad. As I've always said fans will forgive players for lacking quality but they are merciless when it comes to those who fail to put in the required effort. I would agree that it has gone a bit too far at times but I think, genuinely, that the players were the easier targets when most of the frustration fans felt was with Arsene himself. Can you really blame fans for being negative when you're out of the title race by November? When you've suffered five losses? When the issues that the manager spoke about (a centre-half to deal with the ball over the top, for example) in the summer remained unaddressed? Is it any wonder fans were negative when the manager said we would be 'reassured' by the players he brought in and he then brought in Bischoff, Sylvester and the talented but far from ready Ramsey? Nasri was the only player signed last summer who strengthened the team in any way. Now, I watched Arsene's press conference yesterday and he was stressing at all times that he would work within the resources available to him. He would not bankrupt the club and I got the feeling that he was trying to say he'd spent as much as he could. He said:
    I believe every manager has the same problem, to manage within his own resources. I look now like I do not want to spend money, but I have nothing against spending money. I just feel we have a team who can be very competitive and we want, as always, to manage this club within its resources and I will do that.
    Perhaps it's the mixed signals that are so confusing. On the one hand the Chairman and Danny Fiszman are saying there's money if the manager wants it, even Arsene himself the club had never refused him money for a signing when he wanted it, but he seems to have let player after player go without adequately replacing them. Did we lose Flamini, Gilberto and Diarra and not replace them because we couldn't afford to or because Denilson, Diaby and Song were such fantastic talents that it was time to give them their chance? To me the most obvious explanation is the former. The three players I mentioned have really done nothing to prove that they were ready. Song has improved this season, no question about it, but considering his starting point it's not really something to write home about. Maybe fans would be more understanding if they knew the manager didn't have two pennies to rub together but at the same time we hear there's money there, we see the club make £10m+ in sell on fees, players like Hoyte generating £3m and once again the manager making a profit in his summer transfer dealings. It's confusing. Arsene took umbrage at one shareholder calling Sylvester 'geriatric'. He said:
    I cannot accept that you speak about the players of your club like that. You are attacking the players and that is much worse.
    When you think about some of the words that could be used to describe Sylvester he got off quite lightly. And just because players play for the club you love does not make them immune from criticism. Sylvester, I'm sorry to say, is one of the worst signings Wenger has ever made. His purchase was like buying something on display at the check out in the supermarket. He was having a medical elsewhere, Wenger heard about his availability and bought him. A player who Manchester United deemed not good enough, and who was certainly never a favourite of Arsenal fans when he played for them, was now supposed to answer our defensive problems? How can Wenger not understand fan's frustration with this? He told us fixing the defence was going to be a priority, instead he paid it lip-service by signing a shit player who was already past his best. That he was going to sign for Man City or Sunderland tells you everything you need to know about his ability. So while I can understand Wenger being hurt by the criticism of one his players and sticking up for him, he must know in the back of his mind that this was a gamble and one that has not paid off. French does not equal good and frankly I fail to see the logic in sending Senderos to Milan and buying a crock like Sylvester. I can see the logic of sending Senderos off and buying a commanding centre-half to play alongside Toure or Gallas but not that. Then Adebayor. I'll refer you to Gunnerblog's analysis of him because it's spot on. He won people over with his enthusiasm, energy and work-rate, not to mention some cracking goals and some seriously purple patches last season. We all know what happened, his head got turned by ridiculous offers of money and he wanted to leave. His behaviour, frankly, was piss poor. At times he contradicted himself in the same interview, on one hand saying he loved Arsenal, then moments later saying he'd be open to leave if the right offer from one of the big clubs came in. He was even talking about Milan in the week we were playing United in Europe, way to focus, Ade. This season has seen all the things fans appreciated about him go by the wayside. It's easy to point at his big pay-cheque and say that's the issue but it's hard to look past it. Sure, he's had a couple of injuries, sure he's been in and out of a team that has struggled for form, but at the business end of the season, in two Champions League semi-finals he strolled around like it was all beneath him and that is simply not good enough. The manager knows it too, dropping him, not resting him, for last Sunday's game against Chelsea. On selling him to Chelsea, Arsene said:
    Yes, of course, it's unusual. Cole to Chelsea and we bought Gallas so you can never say I never do it because I've already done it.
    Hardly the 'not for sale' message he'd send for a player he really wanted to keep. He went on to talk about Adebayor's season, saying:
    I believe he has been disturbed by bad feelings from the fans because he was close to leaving and it unsettled him a little bit.
    Poor love. Fans aren't stupid. They saw what he did last summer, essentially hold the club to ransom, get a big payrise then doss about. He had the temerity to kiss the badge after scoring a penalty in a pre-season tournament, he thought people would be ok with that. They weren't. They aren't. I think of all the players in the squad at the moment he's the one most of us would like to see leave. Cash him in, use the money elsewhere. You hear stories at the moment about Adebayor's off-field behaviour too and coupled with what's going on on the pitch, or not going on on the pitch, you have an ego so out of control it would make Elton John blush. Yesterday in his press conference someone asked Arsene if he had any regrets about this season. He said:
    Erm ... with my committment certainly not. I worked harder than ever this year.
    Skillfully avoiding the question, really. But there's no doubt in my mind that Arsene has made mistakes. Nobody is questioning how hard he worked and if we step back and look at what we've got - to achieve what we did deserves credit. There probably isn't another manager in the game who could take this squad and keep it in the top four. You can point to the weaknesses of others (Villa's slump) but we did go 21 games unbeaten in the league, we finished 4th, we got to two semi-finals and all that with what many of us consider Arsene's weakest squad of players since he took over. So he has undoubtedly worked hard, it must have taken everything he had to do what he did with these players. Let's remember as well that we've reached a Champions League final and a Champions League semi-final in the last three trophyless seasons. The Invincibles were Wenger's best group of players, a team of incredible quality with brilliant individuals who never got to a CL final or a CL semi-final and it's easy to overlook that. Arsene wants fans to see the bigger picture, that there's a long-term strategy in place, but while most of us can see that it's difficult to reconcile it with a sport in which you're only as good as your last result. But in general I think Arsene will have to seriously take stock this summer. Players who he professes to have such faith in have let him down. He treats them like adults, like experienced men, they treat some games like training sessions. I can understand fully him being defensive, when you have done your best with what you have it's hard to take criticism for it, but sometimes the words that hurt most are those with a ring of truth to them. Nobody likes to be criticised but I'm quite sure none of the fans there wanted to be in a position where such harsh words were spoken. But as is often the case a lot of positives can come out of a good argument, grievances and things that have been bottled up and then spewed forth can be cathartic, and we have to hope that's the case, on both sides. Phew, what a lot of guff. Now, a very brief round-up of the other news. Tomas Rosicky is back in full training, good for him. Fingers crossed he can stay fit but it'll be next season before we see him. Arsene says the difference between us and Man United is the defence. Can't argue with that really. They've only scored three goals more than us in the league, we've let in 12 more than they have. His priority this summer is to fix that, it means buying better defenders, of course, but the job of defending is not solely the preserve of the back four. The team in general has to do better. The Man United game we can preview tomorrow, there's been enough said today already, so now onto this week's Arsecast. Joining me on the show to talk stuff is Goonerholic and on the menu is the manager, Gazidis, Usmanov, tomorrow's game against United and more. Plus there are the usual bits and bobs in there too. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (23mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right so, till tomorrow.]]>
    1819 2009-05-15 09:00:15 2009-05-15 09:00:15 open open arsene-on-the-defensive-but-sometimes-the-truth-hurts-arsecast-123 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    United preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/05/16/united-preview-saturday-round-up-3/ Sat, 16 May 2009 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1816 Cesc says:
    It will be hard to clap United off the pitch as champions and we will do all we can to make them wait another week for the title. But if we have to do it, we will. We have to be men about these things and they deserve to be champions.
    Entirely correct. And on the season in general, he says:
    We have a very big job to do and we didn’t do it well enough. We all feel we could have done better and maybe some things have to change before we start winning things again.
    What those things are remain to be seen but I think we all have a good idea. He goes on to reaffirm his commitment to the club, dismissing talk of leaving in the summer (for about the 956464th time, it has to be said), and hopefully we'll have a season next time where we see the very best of Cesc. This one, for various reasons which I may go into at a later date, will be one he'll want to forget, I'm sure. Anyway, today's game. I'd be inclined to have a right go at them. Why not? We've got nothing to lose, and with the players available I'd play the following team: Fabianski - Sagna - Toure - Djourou - Gibbs - Walcott - Song - Cesc - Nasri - Arshavin - Bendtner That's a traditional 4-4-2, or 4-4-1-1 with Arshavin just behind big Nick. Adebayor was dropped for the Chelsea game, sadly from not a great enough height, and his pathetic diving hardly merits a recall. Bendtner came on, worked hard, scored a goal and looked dangerous. He deserves his start. It doesn't really need any kind of tactical analysis. United will throw the kitchen sink at a defence they know is shaky, we need more of what we saw in the first 25 minutes of the Chelsea game, but with better finishing. I can't say I'm overly confident but this is football, you never know. Andrei Arshavin has been talking to Martin Samuel of the Daily Mail. It's interesting stuff, he tips Arsenal to win things very soon, reaping the benefits of having young players who have grown in experience but he also believes, like most of us, that the squad must be supplemented with players who have been there, done that and worn the t-shirt until it's gone from black to a kind of faded, bluey grey. He says:
    We must buy in the summer. Not more potential, but players who are ready to do it now, players like me. We need two or three. If Arsenal want to win, they have to do it. We are tired of waiting.
    Exactly right. One of the things that got lost in all the other stuff this week was Arsene, when asked who his transfer targets for the summer were, spoke not about individual players (obviously) but the type of player he was looking for. His answer was that he would be looking for players of experience and yesterday he said:
    There is money available to buy. Where do I buy or who, that is difficult to speak about because if you come out with that you pay double price. We are rich, but we are not rich enough to do that. However, we will buy.
    But that's twice he's stressed that he wouldn't be buying more potential. Which, of course, is a good thing. Anyway, the Arshavin article is interesting ... when he's talking about football. Anyway, that's about that. There's other Wenger stuff out there but I said pretty much all I had to say on that in yesterday's blog. The shareholders have had their say, Arsene has had his, now it's time to step back, calm down a bit, and let the man get on with his job. Fingers crossed for today. I do hope there's a response from the players, as a team I think they owe the manager and the fans a performance, and given the circumstances at Old Trafford today it would raise spirits a little bit if we could delay United's fireworks for a week. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1816 2009-05-16 09:00:22 2009-05-16 09:00:22 open open united-preview-saturday-round-up-3 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Man United 0-0 Arsenal : Some pride restored + Adebayor on his way http://arseblog.net/2009/05/17/man-united-0-0-arsenal-some-pride-restored-adebayor-on-his-way/ Sun, 17 May 2009 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1814 Alex Song set up Cesc and his left footed shot hit the outside of van der Sar's post. Apart from that a few semi-dangerous van Persie free kicks were all we had to offer. Nevertheless it was good to see the team respond. Patrice Evra's comments about the Arsenal players being babies obviously touched a nerve or two and he was reminded of that, first by Cesc Fabregas and then Samir Nasri. Nothing wrong with it, as far as I'm concerned. Neither tackle was dangerous, they were just there to let him know that 'babies' can kick too. If you're going to mouth off like Evra did then you have to expect a little in return when you face the same team just over a week later. A goal would have spoiled the United party, it didn't come and as soon as the final whistle went so did the off button on my TV. United are worthy champions this season but that doesn't mean I want to see the cunts leaping around enjoying themselves. Afterwards the manager said the team played with heart and desire, saying:
    At the moment the team doesn't get the credit it deserves and it is down to us to show the same consistency. It is not a victory today but it was very important for our pride.
    I think over the course of a season the table doesn't lie and whatever happened in the league between the two teams is not the best indicator of how close they are in terms of quality and efficiency. Put it this way, the North London derbies are generally tight, close matches, that doesn't mean Sp*rs are anywhere near as good as us, does it? The major talking point of the day though was the absence of Emmanuel Adebayor. The manager said afterwards it was because the ubiquitous 'small groin problem' but that his absence came after this interview on BBC's Football Focus was aired speaks volumes. I suspect the club got wind of what he had spoken about and took action. Under simpering, leading questioning from the appalling, smarmy, noxious Garth Crooks Adebayor slammed Arsenal fans for not singing his song, for giving him stick all season, and said that if Arsenal fans want to win trophies it's down to them to get behind team. Now, while there might indeed be some merit to what he's saying on a very basic level, it struck me that he was using the fact that he damaged his relationship with the fans to excuse his poor season. That somehow it's the fans fault that the players haven't performed at times this season. He said 'How is it Adebayor's fault if Milan want to buy Adebayor?'. Of course that completely misses the issue. If Milan want to buy Adebayor, then that's up to them, nobody would have any issue with it if that's all it was. It's when Adebayor's agent talks constantly about Milan, it's when Adebayor talks constantly about Milan as if it were a hot R'n'B chick while Arsenal was Susan Boyle, it's when he holds the club to ransom, remember this from last summer?
    Barcelona have made a good financial offer and there is also the chance to play alongside great players. Yes, I am still under contract to Arsenal but it's up to the directors to satisfy my demands or I'll leave. I have to prepare for my retirement. Even if you are not scoring fine goals and you have money, you can enjoy a happy retirement. The time for preparing for that moment is now.
    And you'll notice that was Barcelona, not Milan. That was the thing. It was Barcelona one minute, Milan the next, and he did little to quash those rumours. Remember he gave an interview to El Mundo talking about how great it would be to play with Henry again? And he was pictured holding a copy of El Mundo too. At an Adidas sponsored event he gave one interview saying he wanted to stay at Arsenal, then another just moments later to a different news channel saying he would leave if Arsenal didn't do enough to keep him. Adebayor - BBC Football FocusBasically Adebayor spent last summer trying to move away from Arsenal, then when he didn't get a move used that to engineer a massive, massive pay rise. That, naturally, did not sit well with many Arsenal fans who felt his behaviour to be poor in the extreme and that one good season did not merit the kind of reward he was getting. At the pre-season Emirates Cup he scored a penalty in a meaningless friendly with Real Madrid, ran to the fans kissing the badge and was roundly booed. What did he expect? The lack of self-awareness in that incident alone is frightening and even in the BBC incident he feels like he has nothing to apologise for because he genuinely doesn't think he's done anything wrong. He feels the reason he's got stick this season is because of what happened in the summer and while that's the basis of it the reality is that he's being taken to task for his lack of effort on the pitch. Now, while many thought another 30 goal season was beyond him, the least we expected from a player now earning £80,000+ a week was that he would work hard because this is what had endeared him to Arsenal fans, had won over some of the doubters. He began his career clumsily, missing easy chances, but there was never a question about his application. He ran, chased and harried defenders to within an inch of their lives. Last season he combined that work ethic with improved finishing and scored 30 goals. This season the difference couldn't be more marked. He's become a stroller, a guy who thinks he's made it, hard work is beneath him and his displays in the Champions League semi-finals were offensively bad. The biggest games of the season and he couldn't give a fish's tit. Yet he's complaining that the fans don't sing his song as loudly as they did before? Give me a break. Combine that with rumours of off-field shenanigans and we have an ego out of control who is leeching £80,000 from our football club every week. It's sad that it has ended so acrimoniously, and I do believe it has ended and that Adebayor will leave this summer, but when you so publicly fall-out with the fans of the club there's little chance of reconciliation. He's probably driven down his transfer value by a few million too on the back of that interview, nice one. Will he feature next week against Stoke? I doubt it. Will he take part in the lap of 'honour'? That's going to be a tricky one. For the final day of the season you want a decent win and for the players and the fans to sign off for the summer on a positive note. This season, more than ever, that's so important. If Adebayor is on the pitch that might not happen. It's going to be an interesting week for the manager and the club as they consider that one and I don't think we've heard the last of this story by any means. Anyway, so as not to end today on a negative note, I pass on some interesting gossip I heard. Now, I'll stress that it is just gossip (although from a reliable source) but it seems that Mikael Silvestre will leave the club in the summer for PSG. He wants more first team football, Wenger's use of Alex Song at centre-half yesterday is the perfect indication that he won't get it at Arsenal, so he's off. What time does the party start?! Right. There's not much else happening. I'm ignoring the News of the World's van Persie/contract delay story. We've enough crap going on as it is. Have yourselves a good Sunday, more tomorrow.]]>
    1814 2009-05-17 09:00:45 2009-05-17 09:00:45 open open man-united-0-0-arsenal-some-pride-restored-adebayor-on-his-way publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger to Madrid? I don't see it happening. http://arseblog.net/2009/05/18/wenger-to-madrid-i-dont-see-it-happening/ Mon, 18 May 2009 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1810 This morning's lead story in AS, the Spanish sports daily, is all about Arsene Wenger and the possibility of him taking over as manager. On French TV yesterday Wenger described the idea of working with Perez, who looks set to take over as President of the Spanish club again this summer, as 'interesting'. Cue media frenzy. Saying something is 'interesting' is a very long way from saying 'I'm going to leave and be the new manager'.Wenger to Madrid? I don't see it happening. AS quotes a 'source' close to Wenger as saying "Never before has it appeared more possible". It, of course, being Wenger leaving Arsenal and moving to Madrid. AS talks about the lively discussion with the shareholders last week as part of his motivation as well as the ongoing 'fight' between Usmanov and Kroenke for control of the club. It is fairly bog standard stuff, you have to say, and while I have no doubts at all that Madrid want Wenger I just can't see it happening. Despite the way things have gone this season I still think he's the man for Arsenal and countless times this season he has reaffirmed his commitment to the club. The picture on my desktop is on of Arsene Wenger during the home leg against Villarreal. Behind him is a sea of red and white and there's a proud expression on his face as his young team produced one of their best performances of the season. I believe he desperately wants to achieve things with Arsenal, with his players. This season might have opened his eyes to a few things and I don't think anybody would argue that signings are key this summer but as I've said previously the guts of a good side is there. It's down to him now to make this team more competitive and you do get the feeling he's almost got a point to prove. To show that he can still win things after four trophyless seasons. Make no mistake, Arsene will be hurting about that. Leaving now would be like leaving a job half done and I don't believe he'd do that. I would expect some kind of statement from the club today to dampen down this speculation. On the story that appeared in the Daily Mail about our summer transfer budget being just £13m, I say 'phooey'. Apparently he was told at a board meeting just before the shareholders Q&A. As if the club are going to leak details of what's available this summer, it's nonsense. More likely the story is planted by those who might want to cause more friction and the Mail has been the journal of choice for Fat & Orange in the recent past. Well done to Steve Bould and his youth team as they clinched the Premier Academy League with a 1-0 win over Sp*rs at White Hart Lane. Rhys Murphy scored the goal the won it and the young lads will be on a high going into Friday's first leg of the FA Youth Cup final at the Grove. Friday's game is live on Setanta Sports but if you're local the tickets are just £5 for adults and £2 for kids (if you get them before Thursday) and it'd be great if the kids got a big crowd to cheer them on. Oh, and if you fancied voting for Arseblog in the 'best blog' and 'best podcast' categories here please feel free. We're lagging behind a Sp*rs 'cast and a Manc blog right now. Make it right. Not much else happening this Monday morning so we shall leave it there. Till tomorrow, folks.]]> 1810 2009-05-18 09:00:31 2009-05-18 09:00:31 open open wenger-to-madrid-i-dont-see-it-happening publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug More on Arsene as PHW hits out at minority http://arseblog.net/2009/05/19/more-on-arsene-as-phw-hits-out-at-minority/ Tue, 19 May 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1812 Frankly, some of the questions were disgraceful. There you have the most successful manager in our history and two or three of the shareholders made the most negative and somewhat hostile and sarcastic comments, which I think were completely out of order. I was very upset by the questions, I have to say. We, and he, kindly agreed to have this meeting and whether we have another one is a moot point. Arsène was very diplomatic and honest in his answers and deserves great credit for that. But I wouldn't have been anything like as polite if they had asked me. I'm told that some comments/remarks were also made after the session which upset Arsene a great deal. Now, on one hand I don't think it's out of order to question the manager or his decisions. He's not a king or a deity that is beyond reproach. However, like anything it's how you ask questions that's important. If you ask a difficult question in a reasonable way then chances are you'll get a reasonable answer. If you ask that question in an aggressive and sarcastic manner then that's going to influence the response you get - and that's true for football managers or anybody else. Fans and shareholders have been frustrated this season. To all intents and purposes we've gone backwards from the last campaign when we challenged for the title, and indeed led the way, for a good chunk of the season. This time around we were out of the title race before November was over. Arsene's constant talking up of his team was often at odds with what we were seeing on the pitch and while we all understand why he was doing it, it doesn't make it any easier to listen to at times. As Goodplaya pointed out comments about how bolstering the midfield would 'kill' players like Diaby, Denilson and Song seemed at odds with actions like bringing in Arshavin who, for whatever reason, would not kill Walcott or Nasri. But the message in many of the articles this morning is that Wenger feels under-appreciated for what he's done with the resources he has. And here perhaps the club has to look at itself and the confused messages its been sending. We have heard on countless occasions that there's money there if Arsene wants it. The Chairman has said it, Danny Fiszman has said, even Arsene has said it. Yet if his hands are tied so badly that he can't afford to bring in players it makes things easier to understand. Now, I know the club can't say 'We don't have any money', that's just stupid, but maybe keep comments about how if AW wanted to spend £30m on one player he could if that money isn't there. Maybe the money was there at the time, this was pre-recession, pre-property crash, but it probably isn't now. Arsene said that he had never worked harder than he did this season and maybe we need to step back and look at what we did achieve with the players/squad we have. Leave aside your thoughts about how X is not good enough or Y is overrated and ask could any other manager get us to two semi-finals and fourth place with that squad? I'm not making excuses or saying he hasn't made mistakes but it's worth thinking about. You might also question the wisdom of having such a meeting in the light of recent results and performances but that's by the by now. In modern times there's an element of the support of every club that is unduly negative or at the very least hugely impatient. Look at United the other day, on the verge of winning the league and they boo the manager's decision to take Tevez off. Incredible. It's all rather bizarre but I think with the increase of corporate pricing and corporate fans it's something we have to deal with now. Add to that the Championship Manager brigade who spend all day wheeling and dealing (If we sell Adebayor for £30m then we can buy Hangeland for £7m, Julio Guatmala from CF Minge for £12m, Ednkdhfg Dzumbhfgrizo from random Bundelisga side for £4m and still have money left over for a Scandinavian wonderkid!) and it's just ludicrous at times. Yet Arsenal, and every other club, has courted the corporate fans, built them shiny concourses and pre-game dinners and drinks and comfy seats, and the reaction Wenger got at the shareholders meeting last week was undoubtedly influenced by that. There are Arsenal fans who have found the club or grown up knowing nothing but Arsene Wenger and the successes and trophies he's brought to us. They're judging him by his own high standards and it's difficult to step back when you have nothing to step back to. Arsenal went 18 years without the league title from 1971 to 1989. While my first real Arsenal memory was the success of the 1979 FA Cup final the subsequent years were hardly much fun. Beaten in the Cup final in 1980 by Trevor Brooking and 2nd division West Ham, the Cup Winners Cup penalty shoot-out loss against Valencia and listening to Chippy, of all people, miss. Waiting until 1987 for another trophy when George Graham's team beat Liverpool in the League Cup final. Stuff like that gives you perspective and the reality, like it or not, is that many fans don't have that. As I've said before I think criticism of Arsene is reasonable. He's made some odd decisions this season, and in recent seasons, but some of it has gone too far, I feel. You listen to people calling him a 'cunt' and it's grating. In a world full of cunts Arsene Wenger is not one. He's a madly stubborn, intransigent, frustrating man at times but a cunt he certainly is not. Asked if the criticism would drive him to Real Madrid, PHW said:
    No, absolutely not. I believe Arsene is big enough as a manager and a person to accept that there are certain people who are not prepared to be reasonable. I believer that everyone must accept criticism but it must hope that it's reasonable and constructive more than destructive.
    It makes for a confusing time at the club at the moment but let's not forget that for nearly 13 years Arsene has enjoyed almost unwavering support from the majority of fans. I don't believe that in the face of his first real trial and loss of faith that he would walk away. I think he's a bigger and better man than that. I remember vividly reading Manchester United fans and blogs talking about how Ferguson was past it and should leave the club before tainting his legacy. Three league titles in a row and a Champions League later those fans are very quiet. It's now down to Arsene and the board to work together and bring success back to the club. Arsene deserves cash this summer. Not cash from selling players (which he might do anyway) but a decent budget so he can address the areas in the team which he knows, more than anyone I'm sure, need to be addressed. That's down the club, the owners, directors, to provide. We have large match day income which will shrink with another unsuccessful season. Will the Club Level and Diamond Level renew after witnessing another battle for fourth place? It's something they need to consider when they sit down and work things out this summer. One final thing which should not be overlooked - Real Madrid are sharks, they can sniff blood in the water and will take advantage of that. We know that Perez is unscrupulous and practically villainous so there are no depths to which they won't stoop. They'll want to make the most of the confusion/ill-feeling at the club and using the press to do that is their principal tactic, something we should all be aware of. Anyway, onto other matters and AC Milan are confident of signing Emmanuel Adebayor this summer. Their owner, slimy Silvio Berlusconi says:
    There is a good chance that we can get Adebayor.
    There certainly is if you offer enough money, Silvio. No, there's no discount if you pay in cash. No, you can't come anyone's daughter's 18th birthday, you filthy old lech, just give us the money, we'll give you the player, thank you very much. Samir Nasri on the Wenger stuff: There is no question of him leaving. I know that he still has a project for two years and he is counting on allowing Arsenal to rediscover its glorious past. Seems like a bit of a dodgy translation but I think I get what he means. The part about him not leaving is easy to understand though. So, lot's to discuss, I'm sure. Have at it.]]>
    1812 2009-05-19 09:00:14 2009-05-19 09:00:14 open open more-on-arsene-as-phw-hits-out-at-minority publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger confirms he's staying but there's some bad news http://arseblog.net/2009/05/20/wenger-confirms-hes-staying-but-theres-some-bad-news/ Wed, 20 May 2009 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1806 he told the Daily Mail last night:
    There's nothing to worry about, it's not an issue for me. I'm staying here. If that changes I will let you know, but don't worry about that. It's not an issue.
    I don't think there was ever any doubt, to be honest. They also go on to say that his transfer fund is only £13m and that Usmanov attends games while Stan Kroenke doesn't. To be perfectly honest talk of how much he has to spend is irrelevant really. It might be a ploy by the club to make everyone think we're poorer than we actually are but I have serious doubts that an accurate figure would be leaked to the media by the normally watertight Arsenal board. If you look at the Guardian they report the same meeting between Gazidis and Wenger yet they say:
    Wenger will not want for financial backing ­during the summer window, when the area he will seek to strengthen as a matter of ­priority will be his defence. His funds are likely to be swelled by the sale of the striker Emmanuel Adebayor.
    Slight difference from 'just £13m'. So really the only people who know how much we have to spend this summer are those at the club. I think anybody else is really just guessing. So with all that settled we can get on with the business of preparing for the summer madness and, of course, the final game of the season on Sunday. More on that in the days to come. Comment: Henry Winter - Lee Dixon Manuel Almunia talks about transfer speculation surrounding our players:
    We are not affected honestly. Sometimes it is a good thing for us because we make jokes about it when it comes out in the press. We say: did you see that you have signed with Barcelona, once again? And we have a laugh because it is almost always untrue.
    He goes on to talk about life at Arsenal and in a season which hasn't been great he's been one of the success stories. Yes, he's made the odd error, as does every goalkeeper, but he's improved a great deal and hopefully we see the same from him next time around. Speaking of goalkeepers the Irish Times has a piece on the ladies stalwart Emma Byrne, if that's your bag. Now it's all not all cheery and happy this morning. There is some bad news. I know, I know, it'd be best if we could avoid it but it's so earth-shattering that I have to mention it. It's not easy. I don't quite know how to put this so I'm just going to come right out with it ... ... Amaury Bischoff PI could leave. He says:
    If they [Arsenal] want to keep me, why not. But under certain conditions. What I want is to play every Saturday for my club. We’ll see what happens the next few weeks. But if i have to leave, it will not be a problem.
    Yes, there it is. Stop that uncontrollable weeping. You'll get over it. Great players have come and gone before. Brady, Merson, Vieira, Henry, Nelson Vivas. And time was the great healer then as it will be now. His departure will leave a void in all our lives. A great chasm of emptiness but we must soldier on as best we can. There there. I say, there there. Now, many of you will have heard Goonerholic on the Arsecast from time to time and as well as being a fantastically sensible man when all things are dooming around him, he has a brilliant ability to bring you back in time and give you a sense of Arsenal past. Of course he has the great advantage of having supported the club since before it was even formed, but still. Today's piece on former great George Eastham is well worth a few minutes of your time. And that's really about that. I'll be appearing on World Soccer Daily later on (around 7.15pm GMT, that's 11.15am in California) to talk about Arsenal, I assume. Either that or the upcoming European elections. So tune in. Right so, till tomorrow.]]>
    1806 2009-05-20 09:00:36 2009-05-20 09:00:36 open open wenger-confirms-hes-staying-but-theres-some-bad-news publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    I am no fan of Midnight Blue http://arseblog.net/2009/05/21/i-am-no-fan-of-midnight-blue/ Thu, 21 May 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1804 Really the most interesting thing about this morning are the pictures of the new kit going around. As you can see to your left we have hunky Spaniard Cesc Fabregas modelling the latest Arsenal away kit. And to be perfectly honest it's ghastly. 'Midnight blue', it's called. Now, leaving aside midnight is usually black and not blue, Midnight Blue was the name of a particularly awful mid-80s RAAAWK song by former Foreigner lead singer Lou Gramm:
    I remember what my father said. He said: Son life is simple it's either cherry red or - Midnight blue oh midnight blue oh!
    Now, it's quite clear that Lou Gramm's father had a severe mental illness, seeing life in only two colours, and this was translated into a song so dreadful that it made even Glass Tiger wince. So this is where we are with the kit. The response the pictures last night on Twitter was quite mixed, some people liked it, especially the pinstripes (designed by Oswald Boateng I believe), but for me the main problem is the blueness of the kit. My abiding memory of Arsenal in blue is Robbie Fowler scoring a hat-trick against us inside 4 minutes. What a great Sunday that was. Went down the pub, managed to get in at 3.55pm (this was in the days when pubs in Ireland were forced to close every Sunday between 2 and 4), sat at the bar, great view of the screen, pint beside me, and then Robbie Fowler scored the fastest hat-trick I've ever seen. It rather spoiled my day, I can tell you. So you can stick your blue kit up your arse. Especially as everybody knows we never win anything in blue. If we fail to win a trophy next season there shall be no blame heaped upon Arsene Wenger from this little corner of the blogosphere. No. It will be all Nike's fault. I'm telling you. Meanwhile the agent of Emmanuel Adebayor has spoken about his client's future, saying:
    I do not know if the future of Emmanuel will be with Arsenal. The only certainty is that, at the end of the season, I will meet with Wenger to assess the situation. But it is premature to talk about these things.
    So if it's premature why are you talking about it? Especially if you don't know his future. Don't these agents take Tarot card course these days? Pffff. I suspect Mr Courbis, for that is his name, is somebody we're going to hear rather a lot of in the coming weeks and months. Also yesterday news that Eduardo underwent surgery on his ankle. Nothing major, just some running repairs and he's expected to be fully fit for pre-season training. Arsenal.com are looking for your help in choosing the greatest Arsenal goals of all time. Go here, watch many good goals, and then vote. Not much else happening to be honest. We should probably hear something from Arsene Wenger today, there's usually an in-house interview on a Thursday before his press conference on a Friday. It will be interesting to see how that's handled because obviously when the press gang arrive on Friday it's going to be 'Real Madrid' + 'transfer budget' + 'Real Madrid' + 'When are you leaving?' + 'Real Madrid' + 'Real Madrid' + 'Real Madrid' and possibly some 'Real Madrid' thrown in. That'll be fun! Right then, have a good day. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Cesc in the clear, Brown looks more stupid + Arsecast 124 http://arseblog.net/2009/05/22/cesc-in-the-clear-brown-looks-more-stupid-arsecast-124/ Fri, 22 May 2009 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1802 Cesc has been cleared of the spitting allegations by Hull City. Oh, you may just have to pick up my guts off the floor because I have split my sides laughing. The FA have decided, having viewed the evidence, or lack of it, that he has no case to answer. But Phil Brown might still find himself in hot water for comments he made about the ref. The whole thing makes Brown look like a complete chump. Sorry, an even bigger chump. There was a funny bit in the paper a couple of weeks ago when Brown obviously knew the game was up. He was bemoaning the fact that the whole thing was so public and that it couldn't have been sorted out between the managers. He blamed the fact that it wasn't on Arsene not being available to him after the match. Er, you went on TV spewing, foaming at the mouth practically, just a couple of minutes after the final whistle, you stupid orange twat. Maybe if you'd waited a few minutes, calmed down and then gone to look for Arsene you'd have found him. Moron. Anyway, it's good to see Cesc vindicated, it's good to see Brown look like the spoofer he is, and we can put it all behind us and watch Hull get relegated this weekend. Meanwhile The Guardian speculates that it's the final curtain for Emmanuel Adebayor's Arsenal career. Apparently he's not in the squad for Sunday's game against Stoke due to a 'groin complaint'. It's a sensitive area, the groin, but Arsene's discovery that Adebayor has no balls must be behind this. Will he be there on Sunday? Will he join in the traditional lap of ... erm ... the pitch? We'll see and there's further discussion of Adebayor in today's Arsecast. I wonder how many times this summer we'll be linked with Fulham's Brede Hangeland? He seems to be the first name bandied about when it comes to Arsenal and a new centre-half. He's been impressive for Roy Hodgson's side, no doubt about it, and he certainly fits the bill, but it strikes me that whenever you want a story about an Arsenal transfer his name will come up. Still, it is very close to the summer after all. A time when the sun shines (in every other country apart from Ireland), holidays are taken and Sebastian Frey tells the world that Arsene Wenger has phoned him up and offered him the deal of a lifetime at Arsenal. So little should surprise us. Another defender linked with us is Cedric Mongongu. Cedric. Mongongu. Quite possibly the funniest name I have ever heard. Cedric. And his name has Mong in it. And he's from the Congo which could spark all manner of Um Bongo style chants if he were to join. He currently plays for Monaco. Early team news for Sunday is that Lukasz Fabianski is a doubt with a knee injury and that could mean a first start for young Italian Vito Mannone. Samir Nasri is ruled out with a knee problem as well but apart from that everyone should be fit. Everyone except Adebayor of course. Arsene will have his pre-match press conference today and it's going to be an interesting one. You can get it on the official site later. Don't forget the 1st leg of the FA Youth Cup final takes place at the Grove tonight. There are tickets still available so if you're around get down there and give the lads a good shout, and good luck to Bouldie's Boys. Right, enough of all that and time for the final Arsecast of the season. With me to discuss Arsene, Real Madrid, Adebayor, trophyless seasons and the final game of this campaign is Goodplaya. Also in there Sylvester and Amaury Bischoff PI. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio So there you have it. Enjoy the 'cast, more tomorrow.]]> 1802 2009-05-22 09:00:35 2009-05-22 09:00:35 open open cesc-in-the-clear-brown-looks-more-stupid-arsecast-124 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure Saturday round-up - Arsene speaks http://arseblog.net/2009/05/23/saturday-round-up-arsene-speaks/ Sat, 23 May 2009 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1799 I was disappointed because I believe especially the shareholders cannot complain. You look at the share price when I arrived and the share price now. You check in October 1996 it must have been around £400 and now it is £10,000. Some would say between eight and 10. But it means that the Club has moved forward and not gone back. Delivering a Batman style 'kapow' to those. On people complaining and giving out, he said:
    There are two things in our job. Criticism I accept with respect. Disrespect I don't accept and don't respect.
    And how can you argue with that? Anybody is entitled to criticise but as I said earlier in the week it's the manner of delivery that's important. Arsene was upset at the disrespect shown to Sylvester who is, like it or not, one of his players. He would defend any of them the same way, has consistently done so and will continue to do so. Even Gimpy Horace, the one-legged, half-blind, club-footed, partially deaf midget we're going to buy from Cannes this summer. He then spoke about Emmanuel Adebayor and he was really less than convincing about his future. When asked if he would be staying with Arsenal, he said:
    Yeeees, but that depends as well .... *big pause* .... it's very difficult to go into any individual assessment with that. The only thing I can say is Adebayor is under contract and is with us and that's it.
    He then said Adebayor would not be in the team for Sunday which is as good an indication as any of where his future lies. I don't think any of us buy the 'groin injury' story, I'm told he's not receiving any medical treatment, so it looks like it's curtains for Adebayor. Filthy horrible net curtains too. Bleurgh. Of course he was also asked about spending this summer and he said:
    Yes, we have one or two targets. We are analysing every position, the potential of the players we have. We have a team that is on the way up, we have to take that into consideration.
    And on money available to him, he said:
    I don’t complain about the money I have and I am not afraid to spend the money when I find it. Do people really think I have £100million but keep it in the bank because I am scared to spend it?
    You'll get more in-depth quotes from the official site and various stories on it. Again I do recommend the TV online thing because you get a much better sense of what he says when you watch the whole thing. If he hadn't been a football manager there's no doubt in my mind he'd have been a masterful politician. Anyway, on to other things and the youngsters did us proud last night in the 1st leg of the FA Youth Cup final at the Grove. They hammered Liverpool 4-1 in front of a crowd of more than 33,000. Fantastic support. The goals came from Gilles Sunu, Jack Wilshere (pen), Dirty Sanchez Watt and Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (see them at 101greatgoals). The second leg takes place on Tuesday night, May 26th, at Anfield, which just happens to be the 20th anniversary of Arsenal's famous league win there. No doubt Steve Bould will make sure his lads don't lose the run of themselves just yet but that's a nice lead to be taking with them. Well done, boys. Not much else happening. We could talk about the comments made by Alex Hleb but if that's the best he can come up with, having had all season sitting on the bench to think, then there's not much point. Have yourselves a good Saturday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    And so we reach the final curtain... http://arseblog.net/2009/05/24/and-so-we-reach-the-final-curtain/ Sun, 24 May 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1797 half-time teamtalk on the pitch when they were being beaten by Man City. On that day he showed that it was all about him, not his team or his players, not his fans or his club, this was the Phil Brown show and his actions since have done little but rubber-stamp that. Seeing him downcast with that stupid little earpiece at the end of today's games would be very pleasant indeed. So that's all to come later and fingers crossed for all the right results. Come on Aliadiere, you have to be good for something. Looking around at the Sunday stories very quickly and Andrei Arshavin is looking to renegotiate his contract. He says:
    I have a problem with my contract. Certain nuances emerged linked to taxation and some other things. As a result, I’m getting less money than I expected. It’s not critical but I still need to put it right.
    Easy to fix. Take a chunk of Adebayor's £80,000 and give it to Andrei. And speaking of the Togonator, he's off to Man City if the News of the World can be believed. Which is can't, but maybe we can just wish really hard and it will happen. Arsene talks about Thierry Henry as an article rather speculatively talks about a return to Arsenal. I can't really see that happening to be honest. Age is not on his side, Wenger never re-signs players he has let go, and Thierry is part of the past. Glorious past it might be but still the past. Of course he's got a big game coming up on Wednesday and despite what happened in 2006 I'd really enjoy it if he was the man to score the winner for Barcelona against United. Right then, we don't get the sun too often in Dublin so I'm going to sit in and play video games and watch it in awe. Or I might cut the grass. Enjoy the final day folks, talk to you next season.]]>
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    Arsenal 4-1 Stoke : Let the summer madness begin ... http://arseblog.net/2009/05/25/arsenal-4-1-stoke-let-the-summer-madness-begin/ Mon, 25 May 2009 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1793 Match of the Day highlights. A James Beattie own goal, two from Robin van Persie to bring his tally for the season to 20, and an Abou Diaby header gave us the win we all wanted to round the season off with. Arsene Wenger salutes Arsenal fans after the Stoke game I really can't tell you any more about the game than that but I'm glad we finished on a positive note. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    I feel the team is moving forward but the question we have to analyse now is are we strong enough to win the League next year? If not, what do we need to add to the squad? That is the basic question we have to answer.
    And on the reception he and the team got from the fans after what has been a difficult 10 days or so:
    It makes me feel appreciated and even more regretful that we couldn’t give them what they wanted this season. I am very respectful for their faith in me. It’s very warming and it makes me even more determined to pay them back.
    The first thing on the agenda appears to be new deals for Robin van Persie and Nicklas Bendtner. The former has had his most prolific season since joining, mostly because he didn't spend huge chunks of it out injured. The latter had his critics, most vociferously Arsene Wenger after his display against Burnley in the Carling Cup, but in the second half of the season I think he improved, showed good character and effort, and has a very respectable goals total. After that he's got to think about who he's going to bring in this summer and who is going to leave/be allowed leave. Obviously we've got 12 weeks of intense speculation so I'm not about to start today. At some point this week I might do a review or some kind of player ratings for the season overall. At the other end of the table it was Newcastle and Boro who went down, Hull avoiding the drop by the skin of their teeth after a 1-0 defeat to Man United's reserves. Still, it allowed the football world to bask in the unholy orange glow of Phil Brown who once again ensured everything was about him by taking to the pitch and singing. No, really. Anyway, we'll see them next season and we will smash them good. Overall though I don't think this will go down as one of the great Premier League seasons. Leaving aside our poor performance it just wasn't high quality, was it? United were deserving champions without ever playing brilliantly, and even the final day relegation games went with a whimper rather than a bang. Also, look at the Match of the Day goal of the season competition, there are a couple of good 'uns but that has to be the most disappointing batch of goals I think I've ever seen (and not just because a couple of them were against us). In other news Arsene Wenger is concerned that Theo Walcott will be overused by England this summer. The senior squad have two World Cup qualifiers then there are the U21 European Championships and he's likely to be called up for both. It doesn't leave him much room for summer rest if that happens and I can understand the manager's concern. All the same Theo did have a 3-4 month layoff this winter and he's still a very young man so maybe he'd cope all right with it. So that's about that and here comes the summer. I wonder who we'll sign. You know if we sell Adebayor, Eboue, Sylvester and Diaby we could £40m and then add the other money we have and get another bit of a loan and OMG LETZ BY MESSY!!! Tomorrow, Arsebandits.]]>
    1793 2009-05-25 09:00:20 2009-05-25 09:00:20 open open arsenal-4-1-stoke-let-the-summer-madness-begin publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Anfield 89 - 20 years ago today + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/05/26/anfield-89-20-years-ago-today-news-round-up/ Tue, 26 May 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1791
    As well as that you can check out the news reports on the win and the official site has a great whack of stuff to celebrate the day, including interviews with loads of the players including Alan Smith, Mickey Thomas, Steve Bould and more. Moving on to other stuff and as will become customary throughout the summer we're linked again with Fulham's Brede Hangeland. This time by The Mirror. They also throw in the name of Ajax captain Thomas Vermaelen as a possible summer defensive capture. We'll see. Nicklas Bendtner is being refreshingly honest for a footballer. He talks about his mid-season form in particularly candid terms, saying:
    You know, I’ve never tried to hide the fact that I had two months in the Autumn where, in my opinion, I played like a Sunday League player. I tried to work hard and do all the right stuff but it just didn’t seem to go for me. But then all of a sudden there came a turning point and since then I’ve got stronger and stronger.
    I thought he started the season reasonably well and finished it better but there's no doubt that middle section is one he'd rather forget. Still, at least he acknowledges it which is not something more players would do. I'm hopeful he can kick on again next season. Meanwhile in an interview with Marca Emmanuel Adebayor says he wants to stay but will leave if he's not in Arsene Wenger's plans any more. He says:
    He has always had confidence in me, he knows my qualities. It's up to him to decide and no doubt, if he tells me he doesn't want me, then I will find another team, but if he wants me at Arsenal I will be there and as well as that I have will have to stay because I have a contract.
    He goes on to say, when asked if other clubs have made offers:
    I am very grateful to Arsenal because they have made me what I am and for this I will always continue here.
    Strange that he chose the Spanish press to make these kind of statements, maybe he doesn't trust the English press after the hard time he's got recently. Ultimately, it seems, Adebayor's future is down to Arsene Wenger. I think the player knows he's not going to have convinced too many this season that he's worth the kind of money he's getting at Arsenal so it's in his interests to stay. How it all plays out remains to be seen. The 2nd leg of the FA Youth Cup takes place tonight at Anfield with Bouldy's Boys taking a 4-1 lead from the first leg. Good luck to them tonight, fingers crossed they can do the business. Finally, the London Masters tournament will be taking place soon, Mickey T one of the confirmed players, along with Ray Parlour, Nigel Winterburn, Paul Merson and Anders Limpar. It takes place June 20th and keep your eyes peeled for a competition to win tickets. More details here. And that's just about that. Enjoy St Michael's Day, back tomorrow.
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    Well done to the Youths but keep expectations in check http://arseblog.net/2009/05/27/well-done-to-the-youths-but-keep-expectations-in-check/ Wed, 27 May 2009 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1789 won the game 2-1. The goals came from Sanchez Watt and an Ayala own goal giving an aggregate scoreline of 6-2. It's the first time we've won the FA Youth Cup since 2001 when we beat Blackburn 6-3 on aggregate. Obviously people will have high hopes for many of these young players and rightly so, they look an extremely talented bunch but the reality is only a small number will make it at Arsenal. Have a look at the team from 2001: Holloway, Bailey, Chorley, Sidwell, Svard, Garry, Volz, Ricketts, Itonga, Aliadiere, Thomas. Of that 11 only one is now playing Premier League football (Sidwell), Aliadiere has just been relegated with Boro and Volz is at Ipswich, I think. The rest have drifted down the leagues and to foreign climes. Now, I think this bunch of players is a bit special though with some incredible talent. Obviously all eyes are on Jack Wilshere and he's had the ringing endorsement of none other than Liam Brady but there's often an element of good fortune to a player making a breakthrough. It usually comes at the expense of another more senior player. Ashley Cole was on the brink of being sold when Silvinho was rather rapidly moved on in the summer of 2001, even look at Kieran Gibbs who made his mark when Gael Clichy was injured. There are a number of blogs about the young players at Arsenal and very interesting they are too. I don't think we've ever had such in-depth coverage of the kids and it does make a refreshing change. My worry is, and this is no disprespect to those blogs, is that they become household names very quickly and the level of expectation around them grows with that. So that when they get a chance in the first team we're looking for them to reproduce the displays of youth games, we expect them to be ready to just slot in and make the vast jump to Premier League football without a problem. And that's not the case. It's the exception rather than the rule. So my point is that we need, perhaps, to step back a bit and realise that while these are the best youths in the country, and deservedly so, they've got a lot more developing to do before they're going to be ready for first team action. Most of them won't see it. Those that do may struggle at first and we need to be aware of that and not as hyper-critical as we tend to be. Anyway, it does seem to be putting a dampener on their fantastic achievement and that's not my intention. Well done to all of them, all the squad that played their part and to Steve Bould whose progress through the coaching ranks is very encouraging. Elsewhere it's very quiet really, as you'd expect. That hasn't stopped Patrice Evra breaking away from his Champions League final preparations to offer out Cesc Fabregas. Reacting to the challenge at Old Trafford last week he said:
    If it amuses you to hit people, you do boxing, you do taekwondo, whatever you want. But you don't play football. We will see each other again off the pitch and there will not be a referee to give me a red card.
    What. A. Twat. Seriously, surely those are words worthy of a disrepute charge and while Evra might be a fine left back he's got previous here. He was given a four match ban for fisticuffs with a Chelsea groundsman last season and the idea that he'd threaten the Arsenal captain with an off the field beating shows what he's made of. Here's an idea Evra, if you don't want to get kicked on a football pitch, keep your stupid mouth shut. And if you can't handle being kicked on a football pitch and feel the need to 'take it outside', then maybe you might choose a more appropriate career like barfly or professional scumbag. I sincerely hope Messi turns him inside out tonight. Speaking of which Robert Pires believes Thierry Henry could dedicate a goal to Arsenal fans if he scores against United tonight. I'd very much enjoy an Henry goal, especially an Henry winner, but it would make me purse my lips a little and think back to that chance late in the second half in Paris when he might have made it 2-0. Anyway, water under the bridge now. Horrible, three-eyed fish, scum on top, bits of poo floating down it water, but water nonetheless. Despite the 2006 final I'm hoping Barcelona can do the business tonight and they can put in a performance like they did against Real Madrid a few weeks ago which was just sensational. Henry and Iniesta are both fit so that's a big plus. And did I mention that I hope a portal to another dimension opens up and that a hideous monster who devours his prey with razor sharp teeth, then vomits them back up, brings them back to life and then devours them again more slowly and much more painfully takes to the field and chooses Evra as his victim? I didn't? How remiss of me. Well, I hope a portal to another dimension opens up and that a hideous monster who devours his prey with razor sharp teeth, then vomits them back up, brings them back to life and then devours them again more slowly and much more painfully takes to the field and chooses Evra as his victim. Yesterday I mentioned the London Masters 5-a-side tournament and the Arsenal team is still available for sponsorship. Maybe something your business might interested in. For more info email Adam. Finally for today some feedback wanted for this week's Arsecast. What I'm looking for is your response to just one of the following questions: Goal of the season? Player of the season? Performance/match of the season? Disappointment of the season? Hope for next season? Choose just one of those questions and leave a voicemail on the Arseblog hotline. The number is as follows - from the UK call 020 3286 6360 and from outside the UK it's +44 20 3286 6360. Remember, choose only one of the questions and try and keep your answer in the format below: Hello, this is Bob from Arseville, my player of the season was Emmanuel Eboue because I am a mentalist. Nothing more than 30-45 seconds. You have until tonight to get them in, I'll go through them and broadcast some in the Arsecast on Friday. Right then, that'll be that. Have a good one.]]>
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    That thing + Walcott + Two signings + let's all laugh at Hleb http://arseblog.net/2009/05/28/that-thing-walcott-two-signings-lets-all-laugh-at-hleb/ Thu, 28 May 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1787 has been called up to the England U21 squad for the European Championships this summer. He's not the only Arsenal man either, Kieran Gibbs has played his way into the squad too so congratulations to him. There are two schools of though here. One is that Theo will be tired without a summer of rest. The competition ends on June 29th and we have pre-season training on the 6th of July. The other is that Theo's had four months off through injury, he's only 20 years of age so he's got all the energy in the world, and that Stuart Pearce is actually a bit crap and England will probably go out in the group stages having lost to Austria, Bratislava and the tiny principality of Perineumia. There's not much we can do about it anyway so there's no point stressing about it. Some good news though, the squad is getting a good bolstering already. Many of us thought it'd take a few weeks at least before we saw some transfer action but not so. Two players are on their way into the club. 15 year old Cheltenham midfielder Jamie Edge and 15 year old FC Zurich centre-half Martin Angha (nickname, Lookbackin), will join the club and immediately add some experience and quality to the first team squad. To be honest I don't think we need to sign anyone else after this. I mean, if we did it would just kill them and one thing Arsene Wenger is known for is his Angha management. From an Arsenal point of view that's about all there is this morning. Last night's Champions League final was quite enjoyable though. After a 10 minute spell at the start in which United threatened Barcelona, Demento's men got sucker punched with Eto'o's's's goal and after that they were never in the game. Barcelona dicked all over them, Iniesta was incredibly good and Messi's header to seal the game was fantastic. Despite everything I was happy for Thierry but especially happy for Silvinho who was very emotional at the end. I love that little raised-by-wolves guy. What made it even better was that Alexander Hleb didn't even make the bench. Hahahaha. Not that I'm bitter or anything but that made me smile and I suspect there was a certain dreamy Arsenal legend watching the game in the Valencia region who enjoyed that as well. Of course he cavorted around the pitch with a medal and what have you but he didn't play. He wasn't inured, he just wasn't picked. 'Discarded' as the Spanish press so eloquently put it. Tee and indeed hee. Right, that'll have to do you for today. Thanks for all your phone messages in relation to the Arsecast so far. I'll leave lines open until noon so if you have any thoughts on the season and feel like sharing see yesterday's blog for more info. Update: Lines closed now, thanks. Yes, it's too late. Till tomorrow.]]> 1787 2009-05-28 09:00:39 2009-05-28 09:00:39 open open that-thing-walcott-two-signings-lets-all-laugh-at-hleb publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug A quiet Friday + Arsecast 125 http://arseblog.net/2009/05/29/a-quiet-friday-arsecast-125/ Fri, 29 May 2009 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1785
  • Talks haven't yet taken place
  • Talks were put on the back burner due to various other reasons
  • Talks were interrupted by a large monster forcing everyone to flee
  • Both Robin and Arsene Wenger were struck temporarily deaf on the way into the meeting and both thought the other was acting the twat by doing that thing where you move your mouth and pretend to talk but don't say anything
  • He's looking for a moat cleaning clause in his new deal
  • Really, there could be all kinds holding things up, but I have always been a little curious as to why it takes so long to agree a contract with a player. "£50,000 a week" "£70,000" "£55,000". "£60,000" "Done. And a few quid per goal and a dragon for his moat if we win a trophy". "Splendid". Perhaps this is an area into which I should move, bringing my advanced negotiation skills with me. "It's time to discuss Diaby's new contract". "He can have £25 a week". "£25,000? But he's already on £40,000". "I said £25.00. Take it or leave it". Simple stuff really. Today's Daily Star says Gareth Barry is 'holding out' for a summer move to Arsenal. I'm not quite sure what that means. Has he barricaded himself into the gents at Villa Park and is refusing to come out until he gets a transfer to us? I had a look through the Spanish papers this morning but their traditional "Entire Arsenal squad to join Barcelona/Madrid" stories haven't begun yet. In the Catalan papers they're still rubbing their balls with glee over Barcelona while in Madrid they're like "Barcelona? Who? Did they win something or something? We hadn't noticed". So, without further ado here's this week's Arsecast. It features your thoughts which you so kindly contributed on the season past as well as Arsene Wenger Hawkins and his top 5 cunts of the season. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right, well that's that. I've got to spend today seeing if my insurance will cover the fact that my car is comepletely and utterly bollixed, the engine is 'Rosickyed' as the garage bloke put it. Then when they tell me I'm not covered I have to weep softly for a few minutes then think about a new motor. I'm thinking a motorbike with sidecar. Oh yes.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/05/30/saturday-round-up-36/ Sat, 30 May 2009 09:02:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1783 Arsene has been speaking about our pre-season which will be just like all the other pre-seasons. Players report back, run about a bit, off to Austria for the training camp, some games, the Emirates Tournament, and then the season starts. Arsene is targetting a good start though, saying:
    The league title is a marathon, in which we had a bad start, and when you are running against people who are quick, it is difficult to catch them up. That is what we want to change next season - we want to start strongly, it is very important. The first part of the season was terrible for us - we lost five of our first 14 league games.
    Meanwhile, Cesc has hinted that Arsene has been dusting off his chequebook and will spend. He says:
    We definitely need to improve in some areas and do better as a squad. I believe that, next season, we will be stronger. We will see what happens in the summer, but the boss knows what is missing and I am sure he will do something about it.
    And at this moment in time that's all very reassuring. I do think there'll be some wheeling and a dealing this summer though. Today's Mirror speculates that it's the end for Eboue with Atletico Madrid willing to take him off our hands (although at the moment 55% of readers think we should keep him according to the poll just there to your left). They also talk about AC Milan wanting both Gallas and Adebayor and to me it would be no surprise if both those players left. Adebayor has been in the spotlight recently while Gallas has been out of the glare due to his injury. Funnily enough he probably played his best football ever for us when stripped of the captaincy earlier in the season but there's a lot of baggage there and I think he'll go - which makes it even more vital than the boss buys well in defence (because I'm hoping he takes Sylvester with him wherever he ends up. Maybe not even as a player, just his house boy or something). Beyond that not much happening. It's FA Cup final day today, a shame we're not involved, but I'm hopeful of an Everton win. 91st minute, it's 2-2, the ball drops 35 yards out, Fellaini, his afro flattened by the Wembley heat, steps up, catches it on the volley and it goes at 134mph at the goal where it hits Ashley Cole straight in the face, flattening his features and making him look like a man whose face is made out of a pancake, wrongfoots Cech and trickles over the line causing John Terry to collide with the post and burst into flames. I love Cup Final day. Have a good one. More tomorrow.]]>
    1783 2009-05-30 09:02:43 2009-05-30 09:02:43 open open saturday-round-up-36 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Lazy Cesc speculation - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/05/31/lazy-cesc-speculation-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 31 May 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1781 Sunday Mirror's report that Barcelona could make a £40m bid for Cesc Fabregas this summer. There's nothing more to it than that but there's an accompanying article by Steve Stammers speculating about why Arsene Wenger might be tempted to cash in. Pfff, I say. Cesc is not for sale, nor should he be. People have spoken about this season being a poor one for him and I think the man himself would be first to admit that. It just strikes me that more and more football fans have goldfish memories. Bloke has terrible game = he's shit and a cunt so let's sell him. Bloke has good game = he's awesome, the new Pelebeckenmooradona, give him a new contract worth a billion pounds a week. In Cesc Fabregas we have one of the finest young talents in world football, we would be utterly insane to let him go. Where the manager has been lax, in my humble opinion, is by not providing him with the kind of partner that lets us get the best from him. It's the Flamini thing, you know. Get someone who can play all the time like Flamini did in his final season with us and then we're onto something. But pair him with players like Song or Denilson, who are not yet ready to play the role, and he struggles. As any player would. He had other issues last season too. No summer rest, carrying an injury through the first part of the season, the big injury against Liverpool, being asked to play in a position which does not suit him and it all adds up to a poor season. However, he's just 22 years of age. He's played well over 200 games for us and the idea of letting him leave now is pure and utter madness. Thankfully, Arsene Wenger won't be considering letting him leave despite what the Mirror says and that's about that, isn't it? Not a lot else happening though, which is understandable. The Cup Final was a disappointment yesterday, wasn't it? Stupid Chelsea and then Teddy Sheringham picks Cuntley Cunt for man of the match. I swear my TV nearly exploded due to overload of cunt. Fingers crossed something happens tomorrow. Till then.]]> 1781 2009-05-31 09:00:50 2009-05-31 09:00:50 open open lazy-cesc-speculation-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Cesc wants Xabi Alonso - do you? http://arseblog.net/2009/06/01/cesc-wants-xabi-alonso-do-you/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1779 Cesc has been talking about who he'd like the manager to sign this summer, and it's Xabi Alonso. He says:
    We need someone in the middle to make competition and make a difference, plus give us a new dimension. I think that is all we need. The rest is perfect. Xabi would be great. He's experienced and can score goals. I'm sure the boss is aware of that fact.
    I'm assuming he means that's all we need in midfield. And in that case I think he's probably right. One quality signing in the centre of midfield would be plenty. We have loads of options and the increase in quality and competition might be just what some of the others need to help them progress. We know it was close last summer. I was just waiting for a phone call to say 'deal done' last deadline day. Instead the phone call said 'hhhhhhaaaaaa, hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeh, hhhhhhaaaaaaaah' so I said 'Get lost pervert, you have the wrong number', and then I got another call saying the deal was not going to be done. Disappointing to say the least. I like Alonso, I have to say. He's not exactly the destroyer many people will be looking for but he ticks many boxes. He's the right age, plenty of Premier League experience, maybe gone a bit stale at Liverpool and looking for a new challenge, and, most importantly, is a very good footballer. Plus he hates Frank Lampard. What's not to like? Anyway, in these quiet times let's get all 'red button' interactive and let me know what you think. There's a poll there to the left. Yes to Xabi, or no to Xabi, make your choice. The results of the last poll were interesting. A total of 2617 votes and 59% would prefer us to keep Eboue than sell him. That surprised me, I have to say. Meanwhile Ajax captain Thomas Vermaelen has responded to speculation linking him with a move to Arsenal, saying:
    I do not know much. I hear it [the rumours], but I can say little about it. It would be nice, but I’m not there yet.
    Anyway, 'tis all speculation at the moment, we'll see what happens there, if anything. Fellow Dutchman Robin van Persie is to have all his wisdom teeth removed in an effort to help his ongoing injury problems. He's had a relatively injury free year but every little helps, I suppose. He says:
    I fear I'll be forced to drink porridge through a straw.
    And who amongst us, ladies and gentleman, hasn't had that fear at some point in their lives? Cold, lumpy porridge through a straw. You would have to get one of those fancy, twirly straws which would take your mind off the porridge. Now, I'm off to have some porridge frosted Shreddies a breakfast roll, then I'm off for a game of golf. Gotta love the sunshine. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1779 2009-06-01 09:00:20 2009-06-01 09:00:20 open open cesc-wants-xabi-alonso-do-you publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Those kilometres and the red lights http://arseblog.net/2009/06/02/those-kilometres-and-the-red-lights/ Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1776 I have scoured the newspapers and the websites and there's approximately fuck all going on. One of the Spanish papers, AS, seems to have picked up on yesterday's Mirror story and added a few bells and whistles, talking as they do about agreements being in place regarding fees etc, but there's nothing to it really. Meanwhile it seems as if Barcelona won't be somewhere we can flog Adebayor if we go down that route. They're definitely looking for a striker but there's so sign of the Togonian in their picture montage which features Ibrahimovic, Forlan, Villa and Benzema. Eduardo has spoken briefly about his recent ankle operation but all he said is that he feels fine, he's recovering well and will join up with pre-season training in July. Which is a shame. Not that I'd wish any misfortune on poor Eduardo but it'd make for much more interesting blogging if the operation had somehow given him super powers and turned his left foot into a weapon like Thor's hammer. We could call him Thunderfoot or Megashootron. Yesterday's poll regarding Xabi Alonso was rather emphatic. There were 3595 votes in total, 3212 of those were in favour of bringing him in, that's 89%. Now, let's see where people stand if offered a straight choice between Alonso or one of the season's most improved players, Alex Song. It's to your left, get voting. The Spanish papers are talking a lot about Alonso to Real Madrid so he could be out of our price range if they get involved. And with our old pal Florentino Perez back in charge there I'm eagerly awaiting the 'Every single Arsenal player to Madrid' stories. No, I really am. Because then at least there's something to talk about, even if it is to just call it a load of old bollocks. Nicklas Bendtner says it's 'sweet' to get the backing of Arsene Wenger. Anyone else hearing Cartman saying that? Just me then? *sigh* Right, will have to leave it there. I have a billion things to do. Well, it's mostly to clean out the billion things in my car which is going to the scrappers. Stupid car. Laters.]]> 1776 2009-06-02 09:00:14 2009-06-02 09:00:14 open open those-kilometres-and-the-red-lights publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Transfer tittle-tattle and Tony Adams is a very strange man http://arseblog.net/2009/06/03/transfer-tittle-tattle-and-tony-adams-is-a-very-strange-man/ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1774 tenuously linked with St Etienne midfielder Blaise Matudi (an anagram of which is 'A bum idealist). Basically he heard that Arsenal were interested in him and is going to have talks. The talks appear to be with St Etienne, not with Arsenal, and while the player himself says 'anything can happen' that doesn't necessarily mean a move to us is on the cards. However, he does fit the bill, being French of African origin, less than 6' - he's our NBF (new Black Flamini). Elsewhere strange things are going on in the world of Tony Adams. The former captain gave an interview to Talksport in which he claimed he'd be installed as the new manager of Celtic if their former boss Wim Jansen was appointed Technical Director. Adams did some coaching at Feynoord and knows Jansen from there. However, Celtic immediately denied any such story and Jansen said last night:
    I can honestly say I don't know anything about it. Sure, I worked with Tony at Holland when he was coaching there and I know him well. We have a good relationship. But it's a little while since we have been in contact with each other. And I have never suggested anything about Celtic.
    Ok, maybe Tony got the wrong end of the stick, the stick that he invented himself, but even if it were true to blab about it on national radio seems rather unprofessional. Then, in an interview with the Mirror, he's been talking about Arsenal and claims that one of the current board is not a fan of Arsene Wenger. He says:
    I don’t know who it is, but I think there’s someone on the board who’s not pro-Arsene. I don’t know who it is, but that’s what I’ve heard.
    I think, given what he's been coming out with regarding the Celtic stuff, that anything he says has to be taken with a rather large pinch of salt. And I'd also question the need to air that kind of gossip, and gossip is exactly what it is. The steadily increasing raft of 'enemy on the board' or 'board don't support Wenger' stories appearing on the news wires right now is the unfortunate consequence of such ill-thought out remarks. And you know how stuff becomes accepted as conventional wisdom even if there's not much to back it up. He then goes on to talk about the fans and their expectations but claims that Arsenal don't have the money to make the signings we need, saying:
    I remember when I first broke into the team, losing 4-0 at Maine Road and the fans were doing the conga. They didn’t expect much. They expect a lot now. They’re crying out for experience and the fans are not silly, they know the team needs experience at the back and in central midfield. Arsene knows, too. He’s not a silly man. But you tell me a player they can get for the money they’ve got. It’s unrealistic.
    Well nobody knows how much money we've got apart from Arsene and the board. I don't think anyone believes that we have enough to roll around in and throw in the air and go 'Wheeeee!' but at the same time I don't believe we're broke either. Everything we've heard from people close to Wenger suggests he knows we have issues in midfield and defence. Bearing that in mind you don't then spend all your money on a player like Arshavin. It's all a bit strange, I have to say. I know Tony's burning ambition is to become Arsenal manager some day but right now I can't ever see it happening. Great player does not often equal great manager and his public eccentricities aren't helping (not to mention the fact he's hardly set the world on fire when he has been in the hot-seat himself). Meanwhile Kolo Toure believes keeping the majority of the squad together is the most important thing this summer. To a certain extent he has a point when he says it's helpful to play with someone for a prolonged period, all the same sometimes a squad gets a bit stale and needs some fresh blood to rejuvenate it. A mixture of consolidation and rejuvenation is needed this summer at Arsenal. Right, that'll be that. Still warm and sunny here. Wonders will never cease.]]>
    1774 2009-06-03 09:00:39 2009-06-03 09:00:39 open open transfer-tittle-tattle-and-tony-adams-is-a-very-strange-man publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Unsubstantiated rumours from an unreliable source http://arseblog.net/2009/06/04/unsubstantiated-rumours-from-an-unreliable-source/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1772 Thomas Vermaelen for £10m in the next 48 hours. Then to add extra credence to the story they threw in some quotes from Tony Adams about how he wasn't tall enough. Yep, that really added believability to it. Now, the thing is, Ajax are on a tour of Japan and Vermaelen is with them. And, you know, Sport.co.uk don't necessarily have a great record in breaking news stories. I've mentioned them here on Arseblog before when they confidently brought us the news of Real Madrid's Mahamadou Diarra's impending arrival at Arsenal. The only problem was he was about two weeks into a six month spell on the sidelines with a serious knee injury. So I would be most doubtful if Vermaelen has signed for Arsenal and if he already had I suspect a more reliable source would have that information. A more reliable source like ... erm ... The Sun, who appear to have picked up the story. I remain dubious all the same. Meanwhile the same paper says Milan are set to make a £15m bid for Emmanuel Adebayor this week. With Kaka on his way to Real Madrid and strong rumours that Ronaldinho is on his way back to Brazil they're looking for a signing to placate the fans. I'm not quite sure that replacing Kaka with Adebayor will do much to quench their ire, mind you. And if it is true then I suspect Arsenal would want a bit more than £15m. It's not as if Milan don't have the cash with the obscene amount of money on offer from Madrid. Squeeze them as far as we can, I say. Speaking of Emmanuels, the Eboue variety has been speaking about his future and he says:
    My future at Arsenal is not clear yet, I did not play a lot in the season and the World Cup is coming. There are many clubs interested in me, so let's wait. Before the season's start I will make a decision.
    I don't doubt there are many clubs interested in him but I think the final few months of the season are a good indication that his future lies elsewhere. He was a barely used substitute for much of it, as clear a sign as any that the boss didn't really count on him. I know there are those who think he's a handy utility player but for me he's been one of the most frustrating players I've ever seen in an Arsenal shirt and I won't be shedding any tears if he leaves. I might even have a party. It's summer, Newcastle have been relegated and guess what? Yes, we've been linked with Obafemi Martins, the Sebastian Frey of strikers. Even if Adebayor is sold I can't see is going for him. If we do replace Adebayor I think it will be with a player who won't be off to the ACN every couple of years and at 83 years of age Martins doesn't quite fit the age profile of the team. So there you go. A whole lot of not very much at all but it's better than the alternative which is not much of loads of stuff. Yeah, it makes sense, kinda. If you think about it. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1772 2009-06-04 09:00:05 2009-06-04 09:00:05 open open unsubstantiated-rumours-from-an-unreliable-source publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Transfers and stats http://arseblog.net/2009/06/05/transfers-and-stats/ Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1770 the Mirror and the Mail link us with Wolfsburg's Bosnian striker Edin Dzeko. The Mirror says £8m, the Mail £12m, and both see him as a replacement for Emmanuel Adebayor. I don't know a great deal about him other than he's had a fine season for the German side, scoring 26 goals to help them to the Bundesliga title. From what I've seen he looks strong and direct and a real threat in the air but then this is little more than rumour at this stage. The Sun links us with Yaya Toure, again, but to be honest I can't see why he would want to leave Barcelona to play for us. I know Kolo is with us but for a moment leave aside the fact you're an Arsenal fan and put yourself in his shoes. You're an integral part of a team which plays fantastic football, with some incredible players and which wins trophies on a regular basis. Why would you leave for a club which hasn't won a trophy in four years? Whatever else happens this summer I confidently predict that Yaya Toure will not become an Arsenal player. Emmanuel Adebayor's agent says there's been no contact from AC Milan but admitted other clubs have expressed an interest. Stephane Courbis said:
    Yesterday I met with Arsene Wenger, but we did not talk about a possible sale because at the moment there is no offer on the table that interests us. The Milan owners have made no contact with me. There are other offers, but none that Emmanuel finds interesting. It is not right to talk about things at the moment because Ade is an Arsenal player.
    He said talking about things. I do fear that Adebayor may try and hold out for a move which he think befits him rather than one which suits his actual ability but I suppose it all comes down to the manager. If Arsene tells him his future lies elsewhere then he may have to cut his cloth accordingly. This morning's AS in Spain reports that both Espanyol and Atletico Madrid are interested in Emmanuel Eboue but Eboue is not particularly interested in Espanyol because they won't be playing in Europe next season. The Madrid side are erring on the side of economic prudence though and don't want to pay too high a fee. Who can blame them? Arsenal stats for the Premier League season were revealed in-depth yesterday. You can trawl through them yourselves but some interesting ones:
    • Leading assist makers were van Persie and Cesc with 10. Cesc's haul impressive due to the time spent out with injury.
    • Following them were Denilson and Arshavin with 7 each although the Russian's came in 12 appearances as opposed to Denilson's 37
    • Forward most offside was, unsurprisingly, Adebayor - a whopping 43 times which is almost 4 times more than the next player, van Persie, who was offside 11 times.
    • Robin van Persie hit the woodwork 6 times
    • Nicklas Bendtner played more games than any other striker and got a goal every 195 minutes compared to van Persie's 201, Adebayor's 191 and Arshavin's 166
    • Sagna made the most clearances, 44, while Gael Clichy's 10 interceptions put him head of that chart.
    • Manuel Almunia made a total of 147 saves and conceded a goal on average every 110 minutes.
    You can have a look at the rest on the official site here. And that's about that. There's no Arsecast this week due to there being not very much to talk about it. As soon as the news picks up the Arsecasts will commence once more. So, have yourselves a good Friday, more tomorrow.]]>
    1770 2009-06-05 09:00:22 2009-06-05 09:00:22 open open transfers-and-stats publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday tittle-tattle http://arseblog.net/2009/06/06/saturday-tittle-tattle/ Sat, 06 Jun 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1768 Arsenal have been enquiring about him. The Uruguayan (heh) (less 'heh' coz he's actually Colombian, cheers Gunner-nave) says:
    Juventus, Fiorentina, Milan, Arsenal and Villarreal have requested information about me. I think if a good offer arrives then Udinese will have to consider it.
    He's done well in Italy since his arrival from Deportivo Coño but I'm struggling to think of any South American defender that's really done the business in England. Apart from Nelson Vivas of course but, you know, they can't all be like Vivas. Meanwhile Thomas Vermaelen (that well known star of Euro2008 .... ha ha) says he knows nothing of an Arsenal bid for his services but then he's not sport.co.uk, what would he know? To be fair the editor of sport.co.uk did email me the other day (he is a big Gooner) and he says he's giving the story in good faith, so we'll wait and see what transpires. Andrei Arshavin has shot down any rumours that he's going to return to Zenit St Petersburg by ... erm ... returning to Zenit St Petersburg. Relax though, he's just on his hollybobs and popped in to see his old mates again for a good old chat and a steaming hot bowl of cabbage soup. Mmmm, cabbagey. Theo Walcott says he got fed up with people calling him names like 'Sweet Little Boy' so he grew a 'tache and a beard'. That's a good start but he needs to go further. Like having the name of a heavy rock band such as Saxon or Cutting Crew tattooed on his face. He also needs to randomly punch people in their genitals then laugh at them as they writhe around on the ground. I can assure you nobody will call him a 'sweet little boy' then. And that's a really crap nickname. Who the hell thought that up? It sounds like something Lampard, Terry and Cuntley Cunt would spend hours figuring out at an England training camp then say it over and over and over the next day doing a kind of 'Oooh, I'm holding two cups of tea with my little finger in their air' gesture while the rest of the squad, even Wayne Rooney, looked at them as if they were a Sp*rs fan marrying your sister. Twats. So, that's about that on this gloomy Saturday morning. Have yourselves a good day, more tomorrow, at some stage (it might be late).]]>
    1768 2009-06-06 09:00:49 2009-06-06 09:00:49 open open saturday-tittle-tattle publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday lull http://arseblog.net/2009/06/07/sunday-lull/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1766 Inter Milan want Robin van Persie for £25m. That's a lot of money but I suspect this is just newspaper bollocks. More Vermaelen speculation here - there does appear to be a lot of smoke to this one but we're yet to see if there's any fire. Yaya Toure has rejected a new contract with Barcelona, apparently. I still don't see him at Arsenal. This is just negotiation stuff from his agent to ensure he gets more money from the Catalans. There's some other stuff about Arsene Wenger being 'wary' of Man City but nothing he says suggests wariness of any kind whatsoever. There's not so much as a hint of caution or watchfulness so there's no point discussing it any further. And that's really about it. Boring, eh?]]> 1766 2009-06-07 09:00:15 2009-06-07 09:00:15 open open sunday-lull publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug More Vermaelen + Kolo and Man City http://arseblog.net/2009/06/08/more-vermaelen-kolo-and-man-city/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1764 Thomas Vermaelen. Again. Supposedly a fee has been agreed between the two clubs and now we wait all the other stuff that goes with it. It can take time though. Remember last summer we had agreed everything with Marseille for Samir Nasri but it took an age to complete for various reasons. People might talk about him only being 5'11 but I'm not sure it really makes that much difference. A good defender is a good defender, no matter what height he is. For example, Christopher Samba is 6'5, that doesn't mean you'd want him at Arsenal. And people don't realise that Alex Song is only 5'4 without his hair. Now, I'm not saying Vermaelen is a good defender, I don't really think I've seen him play (as I was watching a different Euro 2008 from some of the experts), but you can't write him off just because he's a bit shorter than you might like. For all we know Wenger is planning on doing a Petit with him and converting him to a central midfielder. Setanta Sports quotes Vermaelen this morning, saying:
    Moving to Arsenal is the right path for me. It is a great sporting challenge and I will also be financially better off. I think everything is going to be okay.
    There's some of the fire to go with all the smoke at last and I'm happy for him that he's going to be financially better off. Recession? What recession? I suppose now we just wait for this to be announced on the official site some time in late August. Meanwhile the Daily Mail suggests that Vermaelen's arrival could see Kolo Toure upping sticks for the Burj Al Manchester. He was linked heavily with Citeh in January, going so far as to hand in a transfer request, but reaffirmed his commitment to Arsenal (coinciding with his return to the team, funnily enough). The Mail says a swap deal involving Kolo and Micah Richards might be the cheese. Interesting. Very similar players, in my opinion, but obviously Richards has youth on his side. I know this is also all speculation but I do wonder about Kolo's future at the club. He's had a fairly poor run of form and I suppose the manager has to decide if this is just a lull in his career or if he feels that Kolo has peaked and will struggle to find the form which made him such a favourite. Arsene has spoken about the 'threat' of City but I think, realistically, the threat City pose to other clubs is not so much next season but this summer as they try and lure players with big salaries/signing-on fees. They can offer players massive wages that in more difficult economic times other clubs won't be able to match. And while you might question the ambition of some players who choose to go there you have to accept that for some players the height of their ambition is to earn as much money as possible. But nobody we sign would be interested in that kind of thing ...*cough*... Not much else happening really but if you're missing football then here's a chance to go see the London Masters 5-a-side tournament. Arsenal are in there with Sp*rs, Chelsea, West Ham, Fulham and QPR and all this week I've got tickets to give away. I have five pairs of tickets and to win all you have to do is answer the following question: Ray Parlour's nickname was a) The Ginger Avenger b) The Romford Pele or c) Johnny Fire-extinguisher. Answers to londonmasters@arseblog.com and the winners will be announced on Friday. The Arsenal team on the day will include Ray, as well as Nigel Winterburn, Stefan Schwarz, Paul Merson, Michael Thomas and more. Should be fun. Right so, have yourselves a good Monday, more tomorrow.]]>
    1764 2009-06-08 09:00:22 2009-06-08 09:00:22 open open more-vermaelen-kolo-and-man-city publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Vermaelen moves closer while Milan cash might get things going http://arseblog.net/2009/06/09/vermaelen-moves-closer-while-milan-cash-might-get-things-going/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1762 Edin Dzeko. You'll remember, of course, that he was linked with us as a possible replacement for Adebayor should he leave and he's been talking about how he grew up a Milan fan, so if you've got high hopes regarding this one you may end up disappointed. There were also stories about how Milan had their eye on Cesc to replace Kaka but that's essentially a non-story as far as I'm concerned. It might even be a double blow, not only do they buy someone we're after but it might just rule out Milan as a destination for Adebayor, unless the Italians really want to rejig their forward line (which is not beyond the realms of possibility). Meanwhile there's more about Thomas Vermaelen who, you'll be glad to hear, has grown a bit. He's actually 6'1 and not the 5'11 that's being reported. Whether that has to do with him wearing platform football boots or not I don't know but it's not really that important anyway. Yesterday the largest Dutch news agency reported that a fee had been agreed between Arsenal and Ajax and all that was left to do was a medical for the player and the personal terms, which I believe are more or less done anyway. If it does happen I have to say I'll be pleased. Not so much because of who we're signing, I've said before I don't know a great deal about him, but because it looks as if we're going about our business early and efficiently this summer. To have the new boys, whoever they might be, in place during pre-season makes a lot more sense than hanging on until the end of August. I know you get better value the longer you leave it but for the sake of integration and getting your team sorted in good time for the new campaign this would be a better way to do it. Of course nothing has happened yet but the signs are promising. In news that won't surprise you one bit the agent of Gianlugi Buffon, football's most cravaty goalkeeper, says that his player won't be moving to Arsenal this summer. While I think we have to have a good look at our number 2 (and who doesn't look at their number 2 on a regular basis?), Almunia has done well enough to maintain his position as the main man and frankly goalkeeper is not high on the list of priorities, in my opinion. Fabio Capello, who knows a thing or two about football, loves Theo Walcott. Well done to Kieran Gibbs who played for England's U21s last night and scored two goals in a 7-0 win over Azerbaijan. He's part of the squad for the European Championships, along with Theo of course, so there'll be some vague Arsenal action later this summer. Beyond that not a lot. Don't forget the competition to win tickets to go see the London Masters is open all week, see yesterday's blog for details of the question and the email address to send the answer to. The winners will be announced on Friday. All that aside not much going on. I've now got to go and tax my replacement blogmobile which is a pain in the hole as I'd taxed the last one up until January next year and it's not transferable. I feel like someone who has given Adebayor £80,000 a week. Till tomorrow.]]> 1762 2009-06-09 09:00:34 2009-06-09 09:00:34 open open vermaelen-moves-closer-while-milan-cash-might-get-things-going publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Pointless internationals + defensive revolution? http://arseblog.net/2009/06/10/pointless-internationals-defensive-revolution/ Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1760 Theo Walcott, whose determination to play in the U21 European Championships is outlined in today's Mail. On the one hand it'd be better if he got a summer of rest and arrived at pre-season fresh as a daisy, but on the other he had four months off, so to speak, during the winter. He's also a very young player who should have energy to burn. Tony Adams is worried about burn-out but given Tony's recent proclamations I'm inclined to think that the opposite of whatever he says is probably true. As well as Theo though Cesc Fabregas is away with Spain who are going to be taking part in the risible, pointless Confederations Cup in South Africa this summer. I've spoken before about this ridiculous tournament. FIFA complain about players not being given enough rest by their clubs yet they schedule this needless, money-spinner in the very summer when players could get a good holiday. If Spain go all the way Cesc could be playing/training right up until June 28th and with our pre-season starting on July 6th it's hardly ideal. I suppose the fact that Cesc also spent a lot of time out injured this winter means he may not suffer as much as if he'd slogged his way through the whole campaign but with the Confederations Cup in particular it's hard to see the benefit to anyone bar FIFA's bank accounts. Arsene Wenger will be looking at Theo and Cesc playing through the summer, then having to take a holiday, come back for pre-season, play a full season with Arsenal, then both players will head for next summer's World Cup and he'll be concerned that come next summer's pre-season he's got players whose batteries need a good recharge. Anyway, it's a problem for the future, but a problem nonetheless. Cesc played for Spain last night against Azerbaijan and picked up what looked to be a serious head injury but he got a couple of stitches and he's all right. Meanwhile Robin van Persie has been talking about potential new signing Thomas Vermaelen. He says:
    It's a good thing. There's nothing wrong with the qualities of Vermaelen. He can play as left-back and central defender and we need this type of player. The guys that we now have on those positions are already somewhat older. Our head scout doesn't do such a thing out of the blue. He needs to see a player 30 to 40 times before a decision is made.
    Interestingly the Mirror reports this morning that the arrival of Vermaelen could hasten the departure of William Gallas with Italian clubs said to be interested. There are also a lot of whispers about us bidding, still, for Fulham's Brede Hangeland as well. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Gallas leave, with everything that went on last season I think it was fairly common knowledge that he'd seek an exit this summer. What makes me wonder is Kolo Toure as well. It seems City are after him and maybe I'm putting two and two together and getting five but the insistence of Yaya Toure's agent that he wouldn't go to Arsenal was interesting. It seems he's not getting the love, or the big bucks, from Barcelona despite being a vital part of their team for the last two seasons. They've got their beady little eyes set on Mascherano meaning Toure Jr could well be leaving Catalunya. With our need for a player of his type, our ability to pay very decent wages and his brother at the club you'd think Arsenal would be an option ... unless his brother was on the way out. Perhaps I'm just reading stuff into the situation that isn't there but maybe we're about to see a complete changing of the guard at the back this summer. Also former Sp*rs boss Martin Jol is said to be 'livid' that Ajax have agreed to sell their captain to us. Here's my thinking on that: Jol is a potato headed cuntbutler who can go and shove it (it being anything large and/or pointy) up his hole. "Play on", Martin? Cock off, more like. There's other stuff this morning about Andrei Arshavin wanting a pay rise because of the new tax rates in the UK but this means trying to figure out what goes on in the rather baffling mind of Dennis Lachter. The Owl's agent can contradict himself in the same sentence. One moment he says there's no story, the next he's saying the exact opposite, so rather than make my brain hurt more than it already does I choose not to analyse this story at all. Not much else going on. Reminder about the London Masters competition, see Monday's blog for details on that. Catch you later.]]>
    1760 2009-06-10 09:00:50 2009-06-10 09:00:50 open open pointless-internationals-defensive-revolution publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A load of Thursday codswallop http://arseblog.net/2009/06/11/a-load-of-thursday-codswallop/ Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1758 The Sun is linking us with Feynoord striker Luc Castaignos who is a veteran at 16 years of age. Apparently he'd cost £4m and will only sign for us if we let him stay with the Dutch club on loan. What a bossy little twat. Frankly I'd despair if we spent £4m on a 16 year old. Unless than 16 year old was some kind of ninja assassin who could make himself invisible and move as fast as a panther. Then, and only then, would I get behind that kind of signing. And don't we have enough young strikers as it is? There's the non-Irish Murphy, Gilles Sunu, Rodrigo Pantalones, Aranxa Sanchez Watt and countless other fellas in the youngsters. And, this summer will see the arrival of our favourite Brazilian boot, Wellington, so you have to think our money would be better spent elsewhere. Meanwhile, it seems Amaury Bischoff PI is heading for PSG. I'm not quite sure what he's going to do there. I suspect he's going to be one of those mannequins they use when teaching people CPR. Except somewhat less lifelike. Do we really care that Alex Ferguson was offered the Arsenal job all those years ago? I know I don't care. I certainly don't want to consider the possibility now. It's like finding out that your mum almost married Phil Collins. Yak. Youngster Kyle Bartley is one that many at the club have high hopes for but Arseblog can reveal that his very career is in doubt due to the dubious company he's been keeping. It's regular enough among young players, we've seen it happen before, but there's still a chance for young Bartley, despite him quite blatantly talking about it. He says:
    Mikael Silvestre for example is a really experienced player, he has won almost everything. He's a really nice guy too and if he can help you he will.
    "So what you do when ze ball come in is stand zere and let ze opposition score! Simple, non?" Somebody get that young man some help. Or a Martin Keown video. Preferably one of him which is just 90 minutes of him doing his crazy star jump on Ruud van Nistelcunt with the greatest hits of Mr Mister as the soundtrack. That'd set him right, no doubt about it. The Spanish press this morning have reported that we've offered £15m for Yaya Toure. Who you know is just going to stay at Barcelona after getting a pay rise following his agent mouthing off to all and sundry. I don't even know why I'm telling you this. Not much else happening really. There's some idle speculation regarding Newcastle's Whateverhisnameis Bassong but I'd worry about a signing like that. He might have stood out for Newcastle this season, I didn't particularly notice him, but that's hardly a good qualification, is it? Being the best Newcastle defender is like you or I being voted the best player when the rest of the team is made of up of severely retarded, one-legged, half blind, epileptic, thalidomide, quadraplegic lepers who are sons of Carlton Palmer. Some kudos goes this morning to Arsenal Bulgaria who waited at the airport the other day for the Irish team to arrive so they could say hello to Arsenal legend Liam Brady. Whilst there they got Robbie Keane's autograph. You can see them getting the signature here - then have a look here to see what the Mallet Headed one actually signed. Good work, chaps. Final chance to win tickets to go and see the London Masters 6-a-side tournament which takes place next Saturday. Arsenal players in the squad include Paul Merson, Nigel Winterburn, Stefan Schwarz (provided his wife lets him play), former US President Jimmy Carter and Ray Parlour. To win tickets just answer the following question: Ray Parlour's nickname was a) The Ginger Avenger b) The Romford Pele or c) Johnny Fire-extinguisher. Answers to londonmasters@arseblog.com and the winners will be announced tomorrow. So until then, Arsefans, have yourselves a very good Thursday. I sincerely hope that you don't get attacked by an invisible ninja panther assassin. Nobody needs that, especially not on a Thursday.]]>
    1758 2009-06-11 09:00:18 2009-06-11 09:00:18 open open a-load-of-thursday-codswallop publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsecast special : Arseblog meets Ray Parlour http://arseblog.net/2009/06/12/arsecast-special-arseblog-meets-ray-parlour/ Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1754 Cesc Fabregas that he sees his future with us. I say latest because he has consistently said it yet time and time again the lazy stories about him going back to Spain appear. And most of the time they seem to originate from the UK press. Anyway, Cesc says:
    Of course I see my future at Arsenal. I have a very long contract with the club. The boss knows that I really want to stay here. What you cannot stop is what people say about you. The press can write or say whatever they want. Here, I do not get involved at all. Since I am 18, they have been saying that - but I am still here.
    And that, my good old friends, is somewhat impossible to argue with. Anyone who tries to argue that Cesc is not here is being rather silly and deserves a good slap. Meanwhile, more reports from Italy link William Gallas with a move to AC Milan. With the retirement of Paolo Maldini and Milan choosing not to take up their option on Philippe Senderos it seems they're in the market for a defender and Gallas, when he feels like it, is a defender. Milan, of course, have a few bob to spend after the sale of Kaka to Real Madrid. Maybe we'll do a buy one, get one half price job and sell them Adebayor too. Hey, everyone's looking for a bargain this summer. Except Real Madrid. And that's really all there is going on at this stage. Most quiet indeed. All week I've been running a competition for you to win tickets to see the London Masters tournament. The question was about Ray Parlour's nickname and the answer was 'The Romford Pele'. I have to say I'm a big taken aback at how many people thought it was 'The Ginger Avenger'. Honestly. Some of you out there are a bit mad. But in a good way. Anyhow, the RNG has done its stuff and the winners of the tickets are as follows: Ron Robertson, Ian Dorren, Guillaume Vernay, Lisa Roser and Andy Baker. Well done to all of you, I'll be in touch with more details anon. Commiserations to the rest of you and thanks for taking part. Now, as part of the promotion for the event the good folk at the London Masters arranged an interview with Ray Parlour who will be part of the Arsenal team, which also includes Nigel Winterburn, Michael Thomas and Paul Merson. In this Arsecast special I talk to Ray about Arsenal last season, Arsenal for the season ahead, Arsene Wenger, as well as his life after football, what it was like to leave Arsenal, his media work and the upcoming tournament. As well as that we say goodbye to an old friend in this Arsecast special edition. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio So enjoy, thanks again to Ray for his time and being such an absolute gent when I rang him the first time and realised nothing was actually recording, and don't forget the London Masters next Saturday, tickets are still available and it should be a fun night. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1754 2009-06-12 09:00:43 2009-06-12 09:00:43 open open arsecast-special-arseblog-meets-ray-parlour publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/06/13/saturday-round-up-35/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1752 Lukasz Fabianski has signed a new long term deal with the club. Arsene Wenger said:
    I rate Lukasz highly and I am very pleased that he has committed his future to the Club. I believe he is a top competitor, he’s intelligent and reads the game very well and has all the ingredients to be successful in his position.
    Now, after the tail end of last season I don't suppose the news that Fabianski has signed a new deal is going to have anyone jumping up and down with joy. He was poor in the semi-final against Chelsea and provided some other rather flappy and unconvincing moments. However, he's our number 2 goalkeeper, he's only 24 which is extremely young in the life of a goalkeeper so there's plenty of time for him to get better, and I really don't see the point of getting in any way stressed about this. I think, and I'll include myself in this, that we have a tendency to write off players too soon. Also having to go out and buy a different number 2 would take money away from where we really need to spend it so I'm happy enough to see if Fabianski can improve. Plus we recently signed a half-Norwegian, half-Irish goalkeeper (who is very young, I know) called Sean McDermott (he's even got his own street named after him here in Dublin). They're all just keeping the shirt warm for him, I'm telling you. Elsewhere we've been linked again with PSG's Mamadou Sakho. He's only 19 but there's a bit of a buzz about him. His agent is quoted as saying:
    He will be moving clubs this summer. Arsenal are interested, but the club are too cheap at the moment. A transfer will happen soon. He wants to play football in England and Arsenal are a good club. They want him the most. Bayern Munich are a top European club, so I think it will be Bayern or Arsenal.
    Us, 'too cheap'? That's a new one on me. I know that what an agent says and what's actually happening are very often at odds but this isn't the first time we've been linked with this player. He wouldn't necessarily bring a great deal of experience to the party, less than 40 league games from what I can gather, but he'd definitely bring a mohawky toughness and nobody can argue that's something we've been missing. You'd also like to think that Wenger's contacts at PSG would give us the edge over Bayern if we really were interested in the player. Jack Wilshere talks about how Theo Walcott has been helping him out as he makes his way towards the first team and speaks highly of the young English talent at the club. The Mirror speculates that Philippe Senderos will come back to the club and fight for his Arsenal future but unless they've actually spoken to Senderos, which I sincerely doubt, it's just speculative copy. Much as I'd like to see him back I think his future probably lies elsewhere. Dennis Bergkamp believes Arsenal need to spend this summer, saying:
    It's wise to get some new players in for the team's sake. It's always a good feeling when you get four or five new players in the dressing room.
    He talks about Yaya Toure as a possible purchase but we've been down that road often enough so there's no comment from me on that. Interesting that he said four of five players. It could be that many when you consider the possible departures - Gallas, Adebayor, Sylvester (please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please), so as they say 'Dennis knows'. It is Dennis that knows, right? Yeah, thought so. Right so, busy day. Got some cold pizza to eat for breakfast. Bring it on. More tomorrow.]]>
    1752 2009-06-13 09:00:04 2009-06-13 09:00:04 open open saturday-round-up-35 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    EXCLUSIVE: Huge alien colony found living under Arsenal's pitch http://arseblog.net/2009/06/14/exclusive-huge-alien-colony-found-living-under-arsenals-pitch/ Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1750 in the Mail about Robin van Persie signing his new contract. Apparently he's gonna do it. Although they do say we're 'likely' to sell Emmanuel Adebayor (hurrah) and Gael Clichy (not hurrah). I don't get why we'd sell Clichy at all. He certainly didn't have his best season last time around, defensively he didn't cut the mustard and he still doesn't do much from an attacking point of view, but the previous season he was really, really good. Gibbs is coming on nicely but I don't think he's quite ready to be first choice yet, so that leaves us with a simple choice - Clichy or Sylvester at left back and that's a bit like asking if you'd like to go to bed with Angelina Jolie or Bella Emberg. I know Traore is coming back too but who knows what we're gonna do with him. Plus any consideration of him at left back would make the last paragraph about Sylvester irrelevant and when material is in such short supply that must not be allowed to happen. The News of the World has a story where Philippe Senderos says he doesn't see a place for himself at Arsenal. The quotes are a few weeks old though and we know Milan aren't going to take up the option so we'll have to wait and see what happens. There's a story in the Spanish paper, Sport, with a headline that says "Cesc: If Guardiola calls me, I'll come". I'm not sure about the rest of it because the Sport site is down. Maybe he means he'll come over to Guardiola's for afternoon tea. No doubt we'll hear plenty about it as soon as the Sport website is back up and the websites go to town proclaiming Cesc's imminent departure for Barcelona. Oh, the website's back up and he doesn't actually say that at all. He talks about how Guardiola was his hero but says he's happy at Arsenal, he's captain and he's had no contact whatsoever with Barcelona. You know, I'd swear some of these sub-editors fabricate a headline with little relation to the story just to make people read. You wouldn't catch me doing that. They ask Cesc about our supposed interest in Yayayayayaya Toure and he says the following:
    We are used to playing with footballers like Vieira, Gilberto Silva or Flamini and for sure this year we've been a bit lame in such an importan position. It's an undervalued role, but key, above all for teams like ours, that attack, that have a lot of the ball. To know there is someone behind you is fundamental.
    Interesting stuff. I still think getting a proper partner for Cesc in midfield has to be one of our priorities this summer. It seems he thinks so too. And that's really about all there is today. I now must go and find some tablets to reduce the pain in my head then lie down and pretend to be much worse than I really am so Mrs Blogs doesn't make me do something like go to the garden centre today. Good job she doesn't read this. I am so smrt.]]>
    1750 2009-06-14 09:00:35 2009-06-14 09:00:35 open open exclusive-huge-alien-colony-found-living-under-arsenals-pitch publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Monday moans + Rosicky could be fit http://arseblog.net/2009/06/15/monday-moans-rosicky-could-be-fit/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1748 Cesc and Barcelona and Guardiola and all that. It was covered in yesterday's blog but as expected the story has grown arms and legs and tentacles and proboscises and quotes have been added to the story that weren't there yesterday and frankly it's a load of bollocks. Even taking what he said at face value of course a Barcelona move for him would be 'special', the same way it would be special if Arsenal wanted to sign you or me (special needs, probably, but special all the same). It's the ignoring of what comes after, the absence of the 'but' in which talks about how he's happy at Arsenal, he's the captain and he's obviously planning for next season. If his focus was on Barcelona would he be urging to the boss to make signings which would improve Arsenal? If he was off he'd keep his mouth shut. And to the pair of twats in the Daily Mail who augmented the quotes Cesc made, the interview was in Sport, not El Mundo, you witless gobshites. To be honest the story really doesn't deserve any more coverage but in this web-powered world of ours, where disinformation becomes fact as quick as you can click a link, those of us who have lived through many summers have a responsibility to ensure that bullshit is bullshit called when necessary. And this, folks, is nothing more than a storm in an espresso cup. Cesc, by the by, was on the scoresheet for Spain last night as they beat New Zealand 5-0 in the Pointless Cup. Jabba the UsmanovThere's more guff from the Mail from Charles Sale who reports that Alisher Usmanov has proposed a rights issue to raise funds for Arsene Wenger to buy players. Sale reports:
    Oligarch Usmanov, who has a 25 per cent shareholding but no director’s position, has offered to fully underwrite the initiative — guaranteeing to buy all shares that are not sold — which will need the full support of the club to work. Usmanov wants a percentage of the new shares to go to fans, which would mean selling at a fraction of the £8,000 plus at which shares have been trading during the power struggle between Usmanov’s Arsenal vehicle Red & White Holdings and American board member Stan Kroenke, who has a 28 per cent stake.
    The article is accompanied by a big, smiling Usmanov picture. Look at him, he's a nice, friendly, Oligarch, not a nasty, mean, litigious, fat, Man United supporting cunt. It's very funny how we're seeing pro-Usmanov articles these days instead of the leaked stories about boardroom strife. Is it coincidence that a boardroom departure meant friendly hacks didn't have the inside line anymore or is it just that Usmanov has decided to try and improve his own image? Perhaps a little from column A, a little from column B. Obviously he's trying to win fans over. In a summer when Madrid have used a cheat code and given themselves a £500m Championship Manager budget to buy top players from around the world many fans would like Arsenal to go splashing the cash. And Usmanov's proposal would, in theory, provide some money for spending but there's a lot more to consider than just throwing around money for new players. There are implications for the long-term strategy of the current board, it would dilute the shareholdings of the directors and at a time when we probably need to consolidate at boardroom level it strikes me as unworkable that we'd issue more shares to complicate things even further. Tomas Rosicky claims he was fit to play at the end of last season, saying:
    According to Tony Colbert, I could have been playing at the end of the last season, he saw no reason why I shouldn't, as he thought my fitness was okay. The club decided not to play me. They saw that I was okay and maybe they just did not want to take the gamble.
    There really wasn't any point in playing him last season. If he'd got another injury we'd have been accused of rushing him back too quickly so it was a wise move in my opinion. Now he gets a full pre-season and hopefully he can make it back. Like many of you though I have my doubts and it seems Rosicky does too, saying:
    Until I play in a league match I will not be able to tell what my chances are. I don't know what will happen after I make repeated sprints from one end of the pitch to the other.
    He'd be good to have back in the squad but I'm not going to hold my breath. Mamadou Sakho, the PSG centre-half we were apparently trying to sign, has 'formally refuted' any transfer stories saying that no transfer to any club is in place. Does that mean that the press have been just inventing stuff to provide copy during slow news days? Surely not. Finally, cheers to Steve who sent me an email yesterday after spotting an Arsenal shirt in an unusual place. In the TV show 'Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates', Arsenal's number 27 is proving a big hit with one group of cutlass wielding, parrot shouldering, pieces of eight loving, shipjackers. See for yourself. And there you have it. Have yourselves a good Monday, more tomorrow.]]>
    1748 2009-06-15 09:00:01 2009-06-15 09:00:01 open open monday-moans-rosicky-could-be-fit publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Hitzlsperger linked + Cesc and Clichy on transfer links http://arseblog.net/2009/06/16/hitzlsperger-linked-cesc-and-clichy-on-transfer-links/ Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1746 this morning's Sun is linking us with Stuttgart midfielder Thomas Hitzlsperger. You may remember he started his career at Aston Villa before heading back to the Bundesliga. I have to say he ticks many of the right boxes. Exactly the right age, lots of experience, an established international, a left foot like Thor's hammer, a good set-piece taker, not afraid to put himself about a bit and he just has one year left on his contract meaning we could land him for a relatively valuetastic price. I've always thought he was a very decent player so put me down as one who hopes there's more to this than just newspaper fiction. Meanwhile Cesc has set the record straight about his interview with the Spanish press which turned into a plethora 'If Guardiola told me to jump off a cliff I'd do it' stories. He says:
    I never said it.
    Succinct and to the point. And precisely what I said on Sunday when I saw the story in Sport. At no point did he say 'If Guardiola calls me I'll go to Barcelona' which is merely what the headline said and we all know the reasons for that. They are sneaky varmints, the Spanish press, and Cesc is aware that they have a tendency to, you know, just make things up, saying:
    You have to be careful not to fall into this kind of trap.
    Erm, quite. Seems the only way not to fall into this kind of trap is to never speak to them, which is unrealistic, but again it's heartening that he has come out and set the record straight so quickly. Nevertheless Arsenal fans know well the relentless nature of the Spanish press when they're operating on behalf of their club. Sport and El Mundo will just keep tip-tapping away, adding a little lie here, a little fib there. And that is just their way. As well as that Gael Clichy has responded to stories linking him with Real Madrid, saying:
    I heard there is an interest from Real Madrid, but I have a contract with Arsenal which I intend to respect unless the club say otherwise. I want to win things with Arsenal.
    Good man, can't say fairer than that. Auxerre's Polish striker Ireneusz Jelen says a move to Arsenal would be absolutely tip-top. He doesn't want to go to PSG in case the fans smash up his car (talk about faith in your own ability - and you can always buy a banger to go to the games in if you're that worried) but says:
    I heard that I would never go to England because The Premier League is not for me, but all it would take would be a phone call from Arsenal and I would pack my bags for London.
    I hear ya, buddy. I'd be exactly the same. Sadly, I think you too might reach my age and sit here thinking 'if only' where 'if only' is followed not by 'Arsenal had called me' but 'I'd been good enough for Arsenal to call me'. Which I was, of course, I just had a calling to blog about Arsenal instead of playing for them. *weeps* Theo Walcott and Kieran Gibbs played for England's U21s in the U21 European Championships taking place in Europe, somewhere. England won 2-1. I didn't see any of it but Theo was taken off at some point. They play again sometime against someone else. I can't wait! Right then, that'll have to do for today. I shall return tomorrow with more nothing. Till then.]]>
    1746 2009-06-16 09:00:45 2009-06-16 09:00:45 open open hitzlsperger-linked-cesc-and-clichy-on-transfer-links publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Rain powered round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/06/17/rain-powered-round-up/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1744 Thomas Vermaelen who looks set to join us in the very near future. His agent says:
    It's more a question of when' than one of if it will take place.
    A fee has reportedly been agreed, I'd assume personal terms with the player have been sorted out and now it's just a matter of checking his knees and getting his signature on a contract. Exactly when that happens is anyone's guess but I think we might see him sooner rather than later. Meanwhile Emmanuel Eboue is thinking about leaving. He barely featured in the latter part of the season after being infuriatingly regular earlier on. He says:
    It would be very difficult to leave Arsenal, but I believe it would be more difficult to experience the same season, not on the pitch. Anyway if I leave Arsenal, it will be for another league, because it is out of the question I will play anywhere else in England.
    Cheerio then. I would shed no tears if he left. Bacary Sagna, like Gael Clichy, was reportedly linked with Real Madrid. In an official statement on the club's website he reaffirmed his commitment to the Arsenal, saying:
    I have seen the quotes attributed to me in the French media today and I just want to put the record straight. These comments are not accurate and I’m not aware of any speculation linking me to another club. I am 100 per cent committed to Arsenal. This is a great Club and I’m proud to wear the shirt.
    Good man, Bac. I know a few people thought he suffered from 'difficult second season' syndrome but I thought all in all he was the most solid and consistent defender we had last time around. Plus at a time when we need to strengthen the squad the idea of letting first team players like Clichy and Sagna makes no sense to me. Cesc Fabregas, as we know, is away with Spain for the Pointless Cup, and he's apparently not best pleased with Xabi Alonso. Alonso, having put him out for four months last season, clobbered him again during training and Cesc is due to miss Spain's game with Iraq with a sore knee. Quite how sore it is we don't know. There's no suggestion it's anything serious at this stage but I'm expecting news by the end of the day that he'll have to have his torso amputated. Nicklas Bendtner has been talking about his pants-down episode after the Man United Champions League exit. While he fully accepts he shouldn't have been out on the town after the defeat he claims he was set-up by the tabloids. He says:
    Of course I don’t run around with my trousers down – why would I do that? There was just one who pulled my pants down as I stepped out into the street, and then there were 10 to 15 photographers just standing there waiting to take the picture, as if they were awaiting the situation. There was clearly something agreed beforehand.
    Now, I've warmed a great deal to Nicklas this season but this sounds a bit iffy to me. How did the paps decide who was going to do the pants pulling? Short straws? Rock - paper - scissors? I suspect Nicklas is in the habit of wearing his pants very low, like many young people these days. They seem to think that their hips are not a crucial part of the pants wearing process and instead use a belt to fasten them just above the crack of their arse. With a few drinks on him and perhaps a recent trip to the men's room it could well be that he didn't fasten them correctly and thus they fell down. Anyway, it's all done and dusted now. I did like what he said about his form and the reaction he got from fans:
    I wasn’t too upset with the Arsenal fans because, for two months, I wasn’t happy with how I was playing myself. They were just frustrated, like me, that I didn’t play as well as both they and I knew I should.
    And he got his head down, worked harder and ended up with a very respectable goals total for the season. Let's see if he can kick on next season. The Mail, bastion of truth and accuracy that it is, is linking us with a £15m move for Felipe Melo. He's a Brazilian midfielder playing for Fiorentina with a penchant for cards. 17 yellows and 3 reds in his first season, according to the article. Sounds like just what we need. Any student of Wenger will know we win more trophies the more red cards we get. Time to roll back time, folks. In non-linky news Stuart Pearce is apparently set to unleash his wrath on Theo Walcott and drop him from the England U21 squad. What a twat. He insists and insists that Walcott plays then after one poor performance, in which none of the England players played particularly well by all accounts, he drops him. Top management. Elsewhere Emmanuel Adebayor has been banished from the Togo squad for yet another bust-up with a coach. It seems to happen every single time he goes away on international duty and Togo have had a number of coaches down the years, the common denominator is Adebayor. At this rate we'll be lucky to get thruppence ha'apenny for him. Finally the fixtures for the new season are out this morning at around 10am. Will update the first few here when they come out, officially. From what I hear we've got a tricky start though. Update: And here are the fixtures. We start away to Everton, followed by a home game against Bolton, a home game against Portsmouth and then we're away to Man United. The first North London derby takes place at home on October 31st (provisionally) and the end of January/early February throws up some very interesting fixtures. United at home on Jan 30th, then Chelsea at home on Feb 6th which is followed by Liverpool at home on Feb 9th. What a 10 days those are going to be. Should all go well our run-in is not bad at all. The last four games are Wigan, Man City, Blackburn and on the final day of the season, Fulham. It's all very real now that the fixtures are out. I can't wait. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1744 2009-06-17 09:00:01 2009-06-17 09:00:01 open open rain-powered-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Speculation: van Persie - Marouane Chamakh - Sakho - Eboue and more http://arseblog.net/2009/06/18/speculation-van-persie-marouane-chamakh-sakho-eboue-and-more/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1742 Ingredients required for summer: 1 football player from a top four team 1 other top four team 1 cup of quotes from any time in the last 6 months 16oz of high-grade bullshit 6 tblsp speculation 1kg rumour Method: Take footballer and mix in the quotes. The more irrelevant the quotes to the actual story the better. Knead for a couple of seconds to make it look as if the quotes have something to do with what you're writing about. When you have a soft, pliable mixture add the other football team as potential destination for player. Whisk gently, stirring in the rumour and speculation. Transfer to oven friendly dish, cover with bullshit, bake for 30 minutes then publish. Voila - you have a Robin van Persie to Man United story. Seriously, what a load of old bollocks. Elsewhere France Football's Philippe Auclair was linking us very strongly with Bordeaux striker Marouane Chamakh. According to Phlippe in an email yesterday:
    Top-class header of the ball, reasonably experienced, intelligent, and a great personality to match, within and without the dressing-room. I honestly think he's going to be a great success.
    There you go then. I can't say I know too much about him at all. I'm surprised we're after a striker really with other positions yet to be filled but Wenger is a strange fish at times. Not too many of us thought we needed a right back when we signed Sagna so let's wait and see what happens here. If it is true it would certainly mean the end for at least one of our current crop. Hey, maybe that opens the door for  .... hmmmm ... van Persie to go to ... I dunno ... Man United. D'oh. More likely it's curtains for Adebayor, now we just need to find someone to buy him. Emmanuel Eboue's agent is living in a dream world. He reckons Arsenal have made an offer of a four year contract (which I seriously doubt) but Eboue would only leave for one of Italy's big clubs. Roma and Fiorentina aren't big enough apparently, it's gotta be Milan or Juve or AC. Honestly, I know football agents are full of bluster and nonsense but this is right up there with the most ludicrous stuff I've ever heard. Speaking of agents, the man who represents Mamadou Sakho spoke to sport.co.uk to clear up stories about the player's future and made the whole thing even more complicated. He won't leave but he might. He might leave for sure but it's not certain. Nobody knows anything. Or nothing. Or something. Update: Turns out the bloke has nothing to do with Sakho. Somewhat of an epic fail there. Kieran Gibbs is away with England's U21s and he's been talking about that slip in the CL semi. Obviously he was gutted but I don't think anyone pointed fingers at him for it. A mistake with the ball would be far more difficult to reconcile. Anyway, he seems to have a good character, Stuart Pearce has been singing his praises, particularly about his character (and whatever you think/thought about Pearce there's no doubt he had plenty of that), so hopefully we'll see a good scrap between himself and Gael Clichy next season. The competition should be good for them. The Mail speculates that Philippe Senderos could be used as part of a deal to secure the signing of Felipe Melo. Less ingredients, less preparation, same summer shit pie as above. Goodplaya's analysis of the fixtures. The thing that stands out for me is that all the games against the other top four clubs are done by February. If we can stay in the race it means the run-in is probably the friendliest I've seen for years. They obviously mixed us up with United. The other good thing, as far as I'm concerned, is the fact that the season starts with the internationals. I know the clubs will be lighting votive candles so their players don't come back injured but I think it's better to play them first rather than disrupt the start of the season with the lads flying off all over the place. So there you go. Back tomorrow with more made-up stuff like Eduardo to Sp*rs, Cesc to Chelsea or Eboue to anywhere at all. Till then.]]>
    1742 2009-06-18 09:00:41 2009-06-18 09:00:41 open open speculation-van-persie-marouane-chamakh-sakho-eboue-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    On the Vergemaelen of a new signing http://arseblog.net/2009/06/19/on-the-vergemaelen-of-a-new-signing/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1740 due to have a medical today and all things going well he'll sign the ubiquitous long-term contract as we pay Ajax an undisclosed fee. He seems excited too - and who can blame him? He says:
    This is one of the most beautiful days of my life. When a club like Arsenal knocks at your door, you just go. I am so proud to be signing for Arsenal. They are a fantastic club and I have enjoyed watching them since I was a child.
    He also talks about how the move came about, saying:
    I went on holiday to Spain and suddenly a British number appeared on my mobile phone. It was Arsene Wenger. He said he absolutely wanted me and we would talk further as soon as I signed for Arsenal. It was a very short call but I felt the respect.
    So, all going well we'll have added a player in an area that pretty much everyone agrees we need to strengthen. What's encouraging about this signing is that it's happening this early in the summer. Like many of you I'm hoping this is just the start of our transfer business, the sooner we get the players we want in and the players we don't want out, the sooner we can get ourselves settled and ready for the new season. I know there's better value to be had later in the transfer window but we saw last summer how that can bite you in the arse. The Xabi Alonso deal hit a complication and there was literally no time to do anything else. So, fingers crossed all goes well today, that we don't discover he's got a club foot and one leg 6 inches longer than the other, and soon enough we can talk about someone who is officially an Arsenal player. I hesitate to say tomorrow, or later on, because many things can happen with transfers that mean they can't be announced (remember Nasri?), and if it doesn't get announced today or tomorrow people will go mental. Could I be reverse jinxing it by saying this? Does saying you're reverse jinxing something triple jinx it? We shall see. The Mail seems to think Vermaelen's arrival means Kolo Toure's move to Man City could still be on, saying Toure is 'desperate' to move away from Arsenal. Man, if that's true they must be offering some serious, serious money. And if a £10m bid came in you'd really have to think about it, wouldn't you? Kolo's off to the ACN this winter, meaning he'd miss the sequence of games against Chelsea, United and Liverpool and you wonder if the boss would have that in the back of his mind as well. Of course it is all rumour at this stage but it's a rather persistent one. They also say we're looking at Newcastle's Sebastian 'Alex' Bassong. Theo Walcott did end up on the bench for England's U21s last night but came on as a sub and set up a goal for James Milner, winning praise from Stuart Pearce for his attitude and character. Check out Theo's run and assist here. Young Polish goalkeeper Wzchzchzvchchzh Shczyzzchchcnyyyzyzzyz says he's got offers from five clubs to go on loan next season, two in the Championship and three in League 1. You might remember he was the poor chap who broke both his arms in the weights room last season. Imagine that. How would you do stuff? With both arms in plaster there's the whole, you know, bathroom business to take care of. That must be utterly crap. Unless you had a voice activated bidet things could get rather uncomfortable for you and whoever was 'caring' for you. Not to mention awkward if you're in the house on your own, you've drunk rather too much apple juice and eaten too much asparagus and you're bursting for a wee ... Anyway, on that rather pleasant note we'll leave it there. There's not a lot else going on so have yourselves a good Friday, keep fingers crossed for the old medical, and I'll talk to you again tomorrow. Finally, if you're having any problems with the arses this morning I'm aware of them and trying to sort them out post haste. Cheers.]]>
    1740 2009-06-19 09:00:58 2009-06-19 09:00:58 open open on-the-vergemaelen-of-a-new-signing publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Vermaelen signs but who's going to partner him next season? http://arseblog.net/2009/06/20/vermaelen-signs-but-whos-going-to-partner-him-next-season/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1737 officially announced the signing of Belgian defender Thomas Vermaelen. Arsene Wenger said:
    Thomas is a great signing for Arsenal Football Club, and we are all delighted that he is joining us. Thomas is primarily a left-footed centre back, but he’s multi-functional and can also play at left back. He is strong technically with a positive winner’s attitude and I have no doubt his arrival will strengthen our team. Thomas Vermaelen will be a huge asset to Arsenal.
    And the player himself said:
    I’m just so happy to be joining Arsenal. This is a great Club with a world class manager, high quality players and a fantastic stadium. Everything is set up for Arsenal to be very successful for years to come and I joined this Club because I know Arsenal will be challenging for trophies. I just want to assure the Arsenal fans that I will give everything for this Club and I hope we can enjoy winning some trophies together next season.
    Well, we wanted a defender, we've got a defender. That, my friends, is a positive start to this summer's transfer business. He's young, as it goes, but he's got plenty of experience, he's obviously got good leadership qualities having been captain of Ajax and his best years are well and truly ahead of him. As a player I can't say I know too much about him. I know we've played against Ajax and he's been involved but I tend not to notice the opposition too much, unless they're absolutely outstanding on the day or a massive cunny. His factfile puts his height at 6' which is just fine. That he's not 6'4 is not an issue at all. A good defender is a good defender not matter what height he is. You don't need to me to give you examples of great centre-halves who have been shorter than the norm. I'm looking forward to seeing him in an Arsenal shirt for the first time, and he'll be reporting for duty when pre-season kicks off in early July. As I mentioned yesterday the fact that we've done this deal so early in the summer is a good sign. Hopefully the rest of our business can be completed as soon as possible. East Lower's photoshop made me chuckle (but get your laughs in quick, his name is pronounced Ver-mah-len and not Ver-mail-en). Vermaelen's arrival has done nothing to quash the rumours about Kolo Toure and Manchester City. The Times is reporting a £12m bid is forthcoming. This may be from fresh information but it seems to be more or less a reprint of the rumours that have been going around for a while now. Either way there's a bit of smoke here, we know Kolo was unhappy last season, and much as I love Kolo £12m is too good to turn down, should it actually happen. That said it'd be a strange summer if we sold Kolo and kept Sylvester. And next season's centre-half partnership is still tremendously unclear. Kolo is linked with Citeh, we know Gallas has been unhappy and if he left this summer it wouldn't be a surprise, Sylvester is just not good enough and too old, that leaves only our Swiss pal. So is it Thom and Djourou as first choice next season? I think the next move will be crucial. If Toure leaves I can't see the boss letting Gallas go, not without buying another defender. And buying another defender would be most un-Wengerlike. He needs to buy, on average, 5.4 attackers for each defender he purchases. Anyway, it'll keep us busy trying to figure out what he's gonna do. Boardeaux talk about Marouane Chamakh and say €10m wouldn't be enough and make some strange comment about selling Emmanuel Adebayor. And that's about that. Nothing else going on so I shall let you bask in the warmth of a new signing. I like new signings. Have a good one, more tomorrow.]]>
    1737 2009-06-20 09:00:15 2009-06-20 09:00:15 open open vermaelen-signs-but-whos-going-to-partner-him-next-season publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/06/21/sunday-round-up-34/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1734 the Daily Star saying Chelsea and Carlo Ancelotti want Emmanuel Adebayor for a cool £25m. I've always wondered why large sums of money were considered 'cool' and not some other adjective. Wouldn't a 'moist' £25m be much more evocative. I'd love a 'tawdry' £25m lotto win. See, much better. Anyway, according to them Adebayor is keen to leave having 'launched a stinging attack on the Arsenal boo-boys' and Ancelotti was keen on him when he was at Milan. For £25m I'd bite your hand off and I don't care if he's being sold to Chelsea, United or Bucketflange Rovers. I suspect, however, that this is just a lazy story used to fill some space. Seriously, think about it. If you were a journo, you had a word count and a deadline and you wanted to get the hell out of the office to go drink some summer beers, a quick 'Adebayor to Chelsea' would do the job in no time. The News of the World are in lazy mode, they bring us the Felipe Melo to Arsenal using Philippe Senderos to Fiorentina as part of the deal story that popped up during the week. Perhaps there's something to the story but we've heard this much of it before. Come on NotW, you can do better than that. How about linking Theo Walcott to Man United with a headline that screams 'Walcott wings in to weplace Winker'? Byline by Jonathon Ross, natch. The Mirror says Kieran Gibbs will be offered a new long-term contract with the club. Makes sense and there's really not much more to say about it than that. Emmanuel Eboue says he knows nothing about a move to PSG. Rumours suggest the French club are set for a €7m deal. I'm sure with our great negotiating skills we won't have to pay that much. Some bloke called Mouhamadou Dabo says he hasn't heard from any of the clubs reportedly interested in him, one of which is us, apparently. I've never heard about Mouhamadou Dabo so I guess that makes us even. Another chap called Yohan Cabaye says he'd rather play another year in France before joining Arsenal. Good for him. I like a man without any ambition whatsoever. Makes me feel better about myself. There's an interview with new signing Thomas Vermaelen on the official site. He describes himself a 'physical player', which is good, we could use a bit of that, and he's got cold, dead eyes of a killer. Ok, I might have made that last bit up but I prefer to think of him that way. Anyway, that's about that. It's a dreary kind of a day today so I'll sit around, drink more coffee, read the papers, then drag my carcass off to play 5-a-side. Have a good 'un.]]> 1734 2009-06-21 09:00:29 2009-06-21 09:00:29 open open sunday-round-up-34 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Diaby shows some fight as his Arsenal career hangs in the balance http://arseblog.net/2009/06/22/diaby-shows-some-fight-as-his-arsenal-career-hangs-in-the-balance/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:00:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1732 Arsenal, such as they are. While most of our players are away indulging themselves in orgies and debauched parties, possibly involving goats, one of our lot has shunned the traditional footballer's summer to work on getting fitter and stronger for next season. Abou Diaby, of all people, is working with a French fitness coach during his holidays. According to Renaud Longuevre, for that is the fitness coach:
    He is motivated and wants to reach the next stage on the physical level. The English league is very demanding; as a consequence his objective is to improve physically in order to be stronger and more resistant. He wants to be stronger in challenges. That is why he needs more muscle power.
    Whatever you think about Diaby as a player I think his efforts have to be applauded. It shows that he's aware he's got to step it up next season. Not just one gear but a whole lot. He's capable of some fantastic moments, the goal last season against Villa was absolutely top class, but moments are all we get from him. I can't remember him dominating a game, he's careless, sloppy in possession and he really isn't dynamic enough. For a man of his size and build he should be a lot more imposing. Hopefully this will go some way to addressing that. Perhaps he's realised, as the man from East Lower points out, that he's pretty much in the last chance saloon when it comes to his Arsenal career. We can't keep carrying him, both as a player who is injured a lot and one who simply doesn't produce most of the time. He's seen Alex Song and Denilson go ahead of him in the midfield pecking order while the manager seems to have no idea how to use him best. He clearly doesn't trust him in central midfield, instead he gets picked on the left wing, when he's clearly not a left winger, or at times behind the striker. And I'm quite sure he knows he's fighting for his Arsenal career when he reads the captain talking about how the boss will be bringing in players this summer, with a focus on central midfield. Whether it's enough to save him remains to be seen but at least he's shown a willingness to fight for it, which is most definitely an improvement. One of the players rumoured to be coming in is Brazilian Felipe Melo and he says he's flattered by the interest shown in him by Arsenal but plays the game well by saying he's happy at Fiorentina and has a good relationship with the fans. All setting it up nicely so he can say "I never said I wanted to leave" as he pulls on an Arsenal jersey with the number 17 on it. Marouane Chamakh, strongly linked with us, is hopeful that Bordeaux will let him go should the right offer arrive. You know, that could possibly be the most boring piece of football news I've ever seen in the 7+ years I've been doing Arseblog. And that's about that. Things are pretty quiet, as you would expect. This is the quietest time of the quiet time. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1732 2009-06-22 09:00:54 2009-06-22 09:00:54 open open diaby-shows-some-fight-as-his-arsenal-career-hangs-in-the-balance publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger plans for next season - a formation change on the cards? http://arseblog.net/2009/06/23/wenger-plans-for-next-season-a-formation-change-on-the-cards/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1730 *boilk* after too much wine last night. But it's summer. Who's complaining? We'll start this morning with Arsene Wenger and he's been talking about next season, our formation and the squad of players he'll have at his disposal. About the way we're going to play in the upcoming campaign, he says:
    Next season we will play the formation and system that most suits the players and the balance of the team. That means it's not rigid. It can evolve throughout the season, depending on circumstances and personnel. If you play with Theo Walcott for example, you are more tempted to go for three midfielders because Theo is more of a forward than a midfielder in a 4-4-2.
    Interesting. Looking at the group of players we have currently and thinking realistically about where we're going to bring in new players, I've suggested that Barcelona's 4-3-3 could well be the most effective formation. Arsene Wenger ponders ponderouslyYou have to accommodate Arshavin and he's likely to be at his best in a more central role or certainly on the left or right of a main striker and not stuck out on the left hand side of midfield. He could do the number 10 behind one striker but I just think with the amount of attacking talent at his disposal Arsene will be considering something like this. Especially as it means he'd only really need to buy one top-class midfielder to glue it all together. Someone to play the Yaya Toure role allows Fabregas, Nasri, Denilson, possibly Rosicky, even Diaby to function in the two midfield spots ahead of that player. Anyway, it's just interesting that he's talking about formation and for us to get the best out of the money we have that one makes sense to me. What's also positive is that he's looking to follow up on the Vermaelen deal by getting new signings in as quickly as possible. He says:
    Ideally I would like to bring everybody in before we start back in pre-season training in July. I don't want to leave it until the end of August. I want to add to the squad and I have identified one or two targets. But identifying players and buying them are two different things.
    I think we all know how complicated transfers can be but it's good to hear him talk about doing things sooner rather than later this summer. On the group of players he has at the moment, he says:
    We lost Hleb and Flamini last summer and we have had to rebuild. We don't want to have to rebuild again so I want to keep all the players together for next season. I don't want to lose anyone.
    Fairly standard stuff. To be honest I think there are a couple of players he'd be prepared to lose and replace but he's hardly going to come out and say that. Firstly it would start all kinds of speculation about who those players were and secondly when it came to selling it would weaken our position. I do expect a couple of departures as well as the arrivals. One of those departures could well be Emmanuel Adebayor. I don't think it would shock anyone. The question is who is going to buy him and who is going to pay him the kind of wages he thinks he deserves? Rumours from Italy have linked him Roma should they be taken over by a new conglomerate but at the moment it's hard to see where he's going to end up. It appears that Robin van Persie has agreed a new deal with the club. His current deal runs until 2011 anyway, so there was no big hurry, but after the most productive campaign since his arrival the club were obviously anxious to tie him down. My hope is that he can use last season as a platform to really kick on. He's heading into his best years now, if he can stay injury free then I think he's capable of a lot more. Not much more going on than that, I'm afraid. Gotta laugh at Tevez not joining Liverpool because he has too much respect for United fans, then going to Man City. Money talks, eh? Laters.]]>
    1730 2009-06-23 09:00:12 2009-06-23 09:00:12 open open wenger-plans-for-next-season-a-formation-change-on-the-cards publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor - move him on as quickly as possible http://arseblog.net/2009/06/24/adebayor-move-him-on-as-quickly-as-possible/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1727 Emmanuel Adebayor never won back the fans after his ridiculous behaviour last summer and, at the end of the season he pretty much put the final nail in the coffin of his Arsenal career with the whining, pathetic interview on BBC's Football Focus. His last campaign certainly won't have increased his value but he's probably still got enough stock to merit a fairly hefty transfer fee which would obviously free up funds for Arsene to spend elsewhere. This morning's Mirror claims we've offered Adebayor to both Milan and Inter after his agent hinted he'd like to work with Carlo Ancelotti, the new Chelsea manager. Adebayor's agent, Stephane Courbis, confirmed the interest of one club but sent out rather mixed messages about the player's availabilty. He said:
    It's a given fact that Carlo Ancelotti likes the player seeing that last year he tried to sign him for Milan, although Chelsea have not contacted us. This doesn't mean Ade is for sale to resolve Arsenal's economic problems. I spoke with Arsene Wenger this morning and he told me nothing of the kind.
    Nor would he. Telling an agent something like immediately weakens your hand, especially if you're trying to move the player on in a hurry. He can just sit and wait until the final moments of the transfer window and that, of course, would suit him, not us. Courbis went on:
    We have not received any calls, not from Milan or Ancelotti. Another team has contacted us, but I cannot say anything, it's a very important team.
    'I cannot say anything', he says, quite obviously not not saying anything. Anyway, that there's some interest is promising and while I do understand the reluctance to sell to Chelsea I have to say if they came in with the right kind of money I'd sell. If they don't buy Adebayor they'll buy someone else and the someone else could easily be a far better player. Better the devil you know, and all that. Milan's interest may be revived, according to The Times, after their attempts to sign Wolfsburg's Edin Dzeko look to be floundering. Whatever happens, wherever he ends up - and I don't not see him at Arsenal next season - I hope it's sorted quickly and efficiently and it doesn't turn into one of those tedious summer-long dramas. The business that's done has to be done to suit Arsenal and not the player. One man who could take advantage of Adebayor's departure is Nicklas Bendtner and Arsene Wenger has been talking him up, saying:
    When Nicklas is really switched on and focused, he is a handful for any defence in the world. He has shown that in the second part of the season. People forget how young he is, but I am sure he has won many people over in the second half of the season.
    He is still only 21 and last season ended up with a very respectable total of 15 goals in all competitions. The season before that he got himself 11, with far fewer appearances. So the boy knows where the goal is, that's for sure. The key part of what Arsene Wenger is saying is about him being focussed, and there was definitely an improvement in the second part of the season. Hopefully the kick up the arse he got after the Burnley game in the Carling Cup has got him back on the right track. Last summer were linked with Swiss midfieder Gokhan Inler and his name has cropped up again this time. If I recall correctly the Udinese player was quite dismissive of Arsenal's efforts to sign him last time around so I'm not going to shed any tears if this, as it seems, appears to be little more than a rehash of last year's stories. The Manchester Evening News says, very briefly, that Man City want to continue their pursuit of Kolo Toure. Finally for today, something to put a smile on your face - Phil Brown to face an FA charge for his behaviour after the FA Cup game against Hull. Hahahaha, suck it up, you fake-tan wearing, used car salesman looking, headset wearing, shit-goatee sporting, sit your players down on the pitch to give them a teamtalk to make yourself look good in front of your own fans but instead make yourself look like the complete and utter cunt you are, CUNT. I hope he gets sentenced to death (although I'm not quite sure that's within the remit of the suits at Soho Square). Till tomorrow!]]>
    1727 2009-06-24 09:00:27 2009-06-24 09:00:27 open open adebayor-move-him-on-as-quickly-as-possible publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Hook, line and sinker : Cesc's words absolutely fine with me http://arseblog.net/2009/06/25/hook-line-and-sinker-cescs-words-absolutely-fine-with-me/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1725 When you win, you're well. But when you don't, everyone is in a bad mood. Fuck me, that must mean he's so angry he's on the point of growing huge, turning green and running about the place roaring in purple pants that have split down the sides, bashing the stadium to bits. Give me a break. They ask him straight out - 'Would your family understand if you signed for Real Madrid'. His answer:
    Of course they would understand because they love me, they want me to be happy and what's best for me. Whatever club I went to they'd support me. My family will always be there for me. They are always by my side.
    Right, so that answer could be to any question. Such as 'Would your family understand if you told them you were gay?' or 'Would your family understand if you told them you'd robbed a bank?'. It's just a fucking common sense answer and does not 'hint' that he's going to Madrid. He just answered the question honestly because he's got parents and family who love him. I know it's not true for everyone but most of us, whatever decisions we make in our lives, will have the support of our families because that's what families do (for the most part). It's such a load of bullshit. To twist something like that into a 'Cesc hints at Madrid move' is stretching the truth so far it might as well be that Octomom's gee after giving birth. They ask him 'Can Cesc live without Wenger? Are your futures always linked?'. He says:
    If he leaves, I don't have to go.
    He then goes on to say all the stuff you'd expect him to say about Arsene. How much he respects him, what a big influence he's had on his career etc. He also has a little pop about Ashley Cole being too keen to celebrate against Arsenal after his move to Chelsea, suggesting he should be more professional and do it at home but that's by the by. So, let's sum up. Cesc is not happy because we have not won trophies. That pretty much puts him on a par with every Arsenal fan, so why are people up in arms about this? He's angry at our inability to win, like Arsenal fans. It hurts him that we haven't managed to win a trophy. Good. I'm glad. It hurts me too. That doesn't mean I'm going to stop supporting Arsenal and go support United or Real. He's got a family who loves him but this somehow means he's going to Madrid. Nonsense. Let's be very clear - this is all a lot of fuss about nothing. The sports hacks have nothing else to write about so they're striring shit. From Martin Samuel's piteous attempts yesterday to suggest we might sell Cesc this summer, and would be open to doing so, to this load of complete and utter septic goats bollocks, it's all a load of shit. I'm looking at the NewsNow Arsenal feed and it's like a sea of stupidity. As far as I can see not one person has challenged what has been written, they're all merely parroting what's come before. This is lazy, height of summer bollocks of the highest order. Cesc's 'outburst' or he's 'taking aim' at Arsenal. Wake the fuck up and smell the coffee and stop helping to perpetuate the shite they peddle about our club and players. Elsewhere Theo Walcott talks about being angry after Stuart Pearce left him out of the England U21 side. Oh, he's angry. Maybe he wants to kill Stuart Pearce. In the face. With a lump-hammer. No, he just wants to work harder to get back in the team. How disappointing. I was sure a player being angry meant something drastic had to happen, not simply motivate him to improve and do better. Oh NewsNow, how could you have lied to me like this? Anyway, not much else happening. The club have released a statement about Arsenal TV in the wake of the Setanta problems and that's about it. Finally, thanks to Kevin who tells me the first game on the Austrian training camp will be against SC Columbia, a team in the Vienna city league, on July 21st. More tomorrow, have a good one.]]>
    1725 2009-06-25 09:00:37 2009-06-25 09:00:37 open open hook-line-and-sinker-cescs-words-absolutely-fine-with-me publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Good morning, sir. Would you like some help wiping that egg from your face? http://arseblog.net/2009/06/26/good-morning-sir-would-you-like-some-help-wiping-that-egg-from-your-face/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1723 Cesc Fabregas absolutely quashed all the talk about him moving with yet another statement reaffirming his commitment to Arsenal. He said:
    I’m not sure how many times I need to talk directly about my commitment to Arsenal as I continue to say the same thing over and over again, but it appears that every time I have spoken to the Spanish media recently, my words have bounced back to England, leaving question marks about my future. So, for anyone who is unclear or may have misunderstood what my position is, let me make myself absolutely crystal clear. I am wholeheartedly committed to Arsenal and my future lies with this great Club.
    You can read the rest of it here. It was interesting reading around some of the forums and blogs yesterday. That so many people fell for what was just obvious summer bollockery from the tabloids was a bit sad. Some of the things written about Cesc were ridiculous and I hope some people are a little bit sheepish today. It really doesn't take much to have a stop and think about where the stories are coming from and based on the character of the player, what we know about him, what he's said in the past about his commitment to the club, to think there might just be some mischief making going on. So all the same crap about 'Cesc packs his bags for Madrid' and comments like 'Yeah, let's sell him. We're a better team without him anyway' can be rightly filed away as just crap and the bleatings of people who are too lazy to think for themselves. It's easier to let the tabloids do it. Now, in saying that I can kind of understand why people give so much credence to these stories. We know that Cesc is going to go back to Spain at some point in his career, nobody is under any illusions about that, but just a few months after being made captain, after pledging his future to the club more than once in the last little while, is not when he's going to go. There might be something to be said about talking to the Spanish press as often, maybe he'll be a bit more cautious about it, but as I said the original AS interview was not that bad. When it's taken out of context by the English press then it becomes more sensational. Yes, the question about Madrid was completely loaded and provided the ammunition they needed but at the same time he's got a right to speak to the press if he likes. As well as that the quote about his teammates and the relationship being better in the Spanish camp did not appear in the original piece. Funny this morning how I don't see quite as many 'Cesc staying' headlines as I did 'Cesc leaving'. I wonder why that might be? Can we draw a big fat line under this one now? We can? Cool. Still, if you need more evidence of the hit-snatching, bullshit headline world we live in check out sport.co.uk's risible 'Ljungberg blasts Wenger' on the NewsNow feed. I'm not linking to it but it's typical of the kind of crap that is sadly more the rule than the exception these days. As you might guess there's not a bit of blasting once you read the story. I got an email from their editor the other week about the Vermaelen stuff, he's an Arsenal fan and to his credit there was something to the story, even if the assurances about when it would happen were wide of the mark. I was dubious of their credibility and when they're still using the worst kind of tactic to drive traffic to their site then I will remain so. Elsewhere Milan confirmed their interest in Emmanuel Adebayor. Their vice-president Adriano Galliani said:
    We had a meeting with Wenger, but they didn’t offer him to us. Had they done that, we would have entered talks.
    I do wonder how much truth there is in that. From what I'm told we're more than prepared to let Adebayor go so we'll just have to see what happens. Milan still have their eye on Wolfsburg's Edin Dzeko so a lot depends on him. The man tipped to replace him at Arsenal is Bordeaux's Marouane Chamakh but the French club say no offer has been received from any club. Not that we're interested in what other clubs do but there you go. Theo Walcott and Kieran Gibbs could play a part in England U21s semi-final against Sweden today. Good luck to them. And that's about that. More lies, half-truths, fiction and falsification tomorrow.]]>
    1723 2009-06-26 09:00:56 2009-06-26 09:00:56 open open good-morning-sir-would-you-like-some-help-wiping-that-egg-from-your-face publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    ZZzzzzzzaturday http://arseblog.net/2009/06/27/zzzzzzzzaturday/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1721 1721 2009-06-27 09:00:05 2009-06-27 09:00:05 open open zzzzzzzzaturday publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The battle of the tabs - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/06/28/the-battle-of-the-tabs-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1719 Karim Benzema. The NOTW says:
    The Gunners board will be prepared to fund a £30million fee for Lyon's Benzema, 21, if Arsene Wenger opts to cash in on Emmanuel Adebayor.
    While the Sunday Times says:
    ARSENE WENGER is ready to go head to head with Sir Alex Ferguson for the signaure of Karim Benzema in the knowledge that the 21-year-old France striker would rather join Arsenal this summer than Manchester United.
    If I had to rate the chances of this happening out of 10 I would give it its bus fare and tell it to fuck off. I'd love to be surprised, I suppose, but I just don't see it. The Times article also gives us an update on the Felipe Melo situation. They say Fiorentina want £21m, we're saying 'Woooh, hold your horses there. Here's £39.99 and Philippe Senderos' so at the moment things are at something of an impasse. Now, the Sunday edition of the Daily Star is obviously trying to outdo its Monday-Saturday chums by suggesting we're on the verge of 'one of the transfer coups of the summer' by signing Franck Ribery in a £40m deal. Just the other day Bayern Munich said Ribery wasn't for sale at any price but £30m in cash and a £10m Nicklas Bendtner has apparently changed their minds. It's a good job we used the £10m Nicklas Bendtner and not the £3m Nicklas Bendtner, eh? Again that's not one I'd be holding my breath for. Now, something with a little bit of reality to it comes with the news that AC Milan have had a conversation with us about Emmanuel Adebayor. The Italians still hope to sign Dzeko from Wolfsburg, but vice-president Adriano Galliani said:
    I've spoken to Arsene Wenger and Adebayor was part of the conversation.
    AG - "So, any problems with him? His attitude?" AW - "No, none at all, honestly" *uncrosses fingers* So it seems there's something to it and as I've mentioned I'm told we're prepared to let Adebayor go, so fingers crossed it happens sooner rather than later. I've had a look around the Spanish papers and there's nothing stirring there, which can only be a good thing. Finally for today there's a lengthy interview in the News of the World (although I suspect it may have been originally elsewhere) in which Robin van Persie talks about football, life, winning trophies at Arsenal and his ambition to be the best player in the world. Hey, for a time when I was younger I wanted to be Tarzan, these things pass. All the same it's a relatively interesting read. And on that swinging from a tree making a cool wailing sound note, I shall leave you to your Sunday. Have a good one.]]>
    1719 2009-06-28 09:00:01 2009-06-28 09:00:01 open open the-battle-of-the-tabs-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Gilberto tells Melo to join Arsenal + rights, Theo and $$$$ http://arseblog.net/2009/06/29/gilberto-tells-melo-to-join-arsenal-rights-theo-and/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1717 We'll start this morning with Felipe Melo. He's been heavily linked with us since the transfer window opened and former Arsenal man Gilberto Silva, who has been away on Pointless Cup duty with him, has given him positive reports about the club. He says:
    We heard rumours and he asked me. I said it's a fantastic club and if he's interested he should go without thinking.
    Splendid. Good man, Gilberto. I know there might have been a bit of a worry about what he might say given how his Arsenal career finished. The captaincy thing, the being on the bench thing, but he's always been a proper gent, Gilberto, and he's confident Melo is just what we need, saying:
    I'm sure if they got him it would be a good signing. I have told him Arsenal is a great club and I am sure next season they will improve. He is exactly what they need - a powerful player with quality. I am sure he has a lot more to grow as well. He is a young player, strong, powerful and has a good quality in his pass.
    It all sounds very promising, doesn't it? Having someone like Gilberto give him a good thumbs-up about the club will certainly help and he definitely fits the bill in terms of the kind of midfielder we're looking for. Strong, physical, combative even. Let's hope all the pieces of this one come together. The other main news this morning surrounds a right issue proposed by Alisher Usmanov, supposedly to raise transfer funds for Arsene Wenger. That's the way the Telegraph are reporting it and it comes on the back of a similar Mail article a few weeks ago (remember the one with the big, smiling Jabba?) However, the positive spin put on it in the article above is countered by The Guardian who say the current board will prove resistant to any such move. And rightly so. It's another attempt by Fat & Orange to curry favour with fans and frankly I'd be deeply suspicious of anything Usmanov had to say about anything, and with regards to our football club I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him. And I couldn't throw him very far, because he's a big, fat, ugly cunt. Hey, it's Monday morning, if you want subtle come back later in the week. In response to this proposal the AST (Arsenal Supporter's Trust), say:
    The AST will not support any rights issue that would change the ownership structure at the club or reduce the number of shares owned by small shareholders and supporters.
    Theo Walcott will be playing for England's U21s in the U21 European Championship Final against Germany later on today. He's likely to start up front due to injuries and suspensions so it's a chance for him to show his stuff in his favoured position. He's had a pretty quiet tournament, hopefully he can shine in the final, alongside Kieran Gibbs whose progress in the last few months has been exceptional. Not much else going on this morning, bar reports that Samuel Eto'o is set to earn £200,000 a week if he signs for Man City. I know we complain about the kind of money players earn but that is just ridiculous. Of course he'd be mad not to take it but City paying him that kind of salary, as well as a transfer fee of £30m to Barcelona when he could leave there next summer on a free, is lunacy. They did something similar in January, didn't they? They bought de Jong (I think) for £16m when he was free in the summer. There really is something to be said for clubs only being allowed to spend the money they earn and salaries like the one being offered to Eto'o will bring about more calls for a cap in the wages players. It's something I've thought unworkable in the past but when you see stuff like that you have to think it's worth some consideration. It also makes you wonder how much money they offered Kolo Toure to get a player so loyal and dedicated to Arsenal for so many years to slap in a transfer request in January. Anyway, let them away with their gold-plated chequebook and platinum pen. There's nothing we can do about it. Only smash them on the pitch next season. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1717 2009-06-29 09:00:18 2009-06-29 09:00:18 open open gilberto-tells-melo-to-join-arsenal-rights-theo-and publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    More absolute tripe from The Sun http://arseblog.net/2009/06/30/more-absolute-tripe-from-the-sun/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1715 Of course Los Muppetos in the Spanish papers will see this then start running stories about 'Accoring to the English press Arshavin wants to play for Barcelona' and it will spin and spiral and ... well, you know how these things go. It's already the main story on the El Mundo website. *sigh* Turkish defender Serdar Tasci (with a funny bit on the c) says he's flattered that Arsenal are interested in him. He's currently playing for Stuttgart. I don't know too much about him specifically but given the whispers I'm hearing the arrival of another central defender wouldn't be a surprise. Do you know I am being plagued this morning by the most retarded bluebottle of all time? He's buzzing into the side of the window that is closed, then reaching the bit that is open, looking out, seeing the fresh air, then going back to the other side to smash his head off the closed bit again. I hate those things. There was no final joy for Kieran Gibbs and Theo Walcott last night as England lost 4-0 to Germany. That is what you call a paddling. Anyway, they've got their holidays now so hopefully they'll get a good rest before joining up for pre-season training. There's literally nothing else happening this morning. I'm off to batten down the hatches, refuse to read any of the stuff about how we'd be better if we sold Arshavin anyway, the ungrateful twat, and enjoy some of this sunshine. Remember, if you want Arseblog delivered to your email every morning you can subscribe to the mailing list here, or for more random stuff follow Arseblog on Twitter. Till tomorrow.]]> 1715 2009-06-30 09:00:27 2009-06-30 09:00:27 open open more-absolute-tripe-from-the-sun publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Melo no go + the third kit is quite simply horrible http://arseblog.net/2009/07/01/melo-no-go-the-third-kit-is-quite-simply-horrible/ Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1712 not quite as twitchy as old Harry, but twitchy nonetheless. July might also bring about more transfer activity as many players contracts run until June 30th and if you remember last summer we had the issue with Nasri not being able to sign due to financial jiggery-pokery (that's the technical term), so things might get a bit interesting in the next few weeks. One man who looks unlikely to join us now is Felipe Melo. There was a lot of talk about him but yesterday it was announced that he had signed a one year extension to his contract at Fiorentina. According to the Italian club:
    Details of an agreement for the extension of Melo's contract until 2013 with a buyout clause were defined.
    Interesting that they specified there was a buyout clause. I suspect they know there's genuine interest in the player and want to maximise any transfer fee they get. On the other hand though the player signing a new contract might just hint that he wants to stay in Italy for a little while yet. Still, there are plenty of fish in the sea, I hope. The club yesterday announced the departure of eight players and that four youngsters have signed professional terms with the club. So it's congratulations to Luke Ayling, Craig Eastmond, James Shea and Cedric Evina and 'Cheerio' to Rui Fonte, Abu 'Wake me up before you' Ogogo, James Dunne, Rene Steer, Paul Rodgers, Vincent van Gogh, Anton Blackwood and the world renowned Amaury Bischoff PI. Also announced by the club is our 'third' kit which even by the woefully poor standards of recent efforts is quite simply horrible. A white pin-striped shirt with grey shorts and white socks. From the marketing bumph:
    The kit echoes design elements of the north London club’s away kit including a white shirt with redcurrant pinstripes and a polo collar. Further shirt details include a panel of horizontal stripes at the back of the shirt, to mirror the craftsmanship of a fine English shirt.
    Arsenal's new third kit - whiteA fine English shirt? Really? Do they honestly think anyone buying a football shirt gives a shit about that? "Are you going to buy the Arsenal third kit, Mick?" "I wasn't but then I read that the craftsmanship mirrored that of a fine English shirt and I was sold. I shall be quite simply the most elegant football fan in my local". "And I hear the shorts have echoes of those worn by combatants in the great couture wars of the early 1920s". "It just keeps getting better". I remember reading in the past that proposed new kits were shown to special focus groups who helped during the process. Does anyone know anyone who has ever been involved in anything like that? It's hard to imagine that any Arsenal fan gave this white thing the thumbs-up. We've been down the white kit road before, objections based on the sheer cuntishness of teams who wear white are still relevant today, but more and more it seems like Nike and the marketing people are foisting kits on us that are less and less Arsenal. I'm sorry but the new away kit, the blue one, is appalling. This monstrosity of a thing is even worse and to expect us to go and buy this when we don't even have a proper home kit, one with white sleeves as is traditionally Arsenal, is taking the piss. All the marketing speak in the world doesn't make up for the fact that this kit is about as Arsenal as pink shirt with lime green polka dots and bright orange shorts. Booo, I say, and hopefully we won't see it too often next season. Not much else going on. Philippe Senderos potentially going to Villa you already know about. So let's leave it there for today. More tomorrow.]]>
    1712 2009-07-01 09:00:37 2009-07-01 09:00:37 open open melo-no-go-the-third-kit-is-quite-simply-horrible publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The Gallas dilemma - Gazidis talks + tittle tattle http://arseblog.net/2009/07/02/the-gallas-dilemma-gazidis-talks-tittle-tattle/ Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1710 A lot of talk about William Gallas. He spoke about his future yesterday, saying:
    I am at Arsenal, my contract is still valid for a year, so I am an Arsenal player. We have not talked about renewing the contract, but I am relaxed and looking forward to next season with Arsenal.
    The Mirror reports that he will not extend his contract which is no great surprise. The expectation around the club for quite some time is that Gallas would leave this summer. But with Kolo Toure linked continuously with Man City and Sylvester with Bordeaux (hurrah!) the odds on his departure are shortened. Obviously it leaves the manager with something to think about. We could see Gallas play out of his skin as he puts himself in the shop window for one last move next summer. The other thing we have to take into account though is the fact Wenger is not that keen on playing players whose contracts are expiring. We saw Wiltord essentially frozen out in his last campaign, a convenient injury preventing him from playing, and even Edu, to an extent suffered the same way. Can he be sure that Gallas, having signed for another club in January perhaps, will give 100% for Arsenal? Will he risk injury in a 50-50? There are rumours about signing another defender, yesterday Naldo from Werder Bremen was linked with their coach saying:
    We expect to move him for somewhere in the region of €10 million, and English side Arsenal is as of now the most likely destination.
    Interesting but at the moment it's down to the manager. If he feels he can get one good season out of Gallas, and it'd be about time if he did, then he'll probably keep him, but all the same I wouldn't be surprised to see him go. I'm not sure about Inter though, didn't Gallas have a rather public falling out with the Portucunt? Anyway, we'll see. And either way I'd take another defender. Hertha Berlin are the latest team to show interest in Philippe Senderos. He's got plenty of clubs after him, some in Germany, Villa in the Premier League and Fiorentina in Italy. There's also the prospect of him staying at Arsenal. Ivan Gazidis, Arsenal CEO, has spoken about a possible salary cap in football, saying:
    I think it is worth our while to investigate whether there are elements of the salary cap system, which they have in US NFL and baseball, which would benefit football. Clubs have a duty to provide more stability in our business models and some form of wage restraint is one element worth looking at. There are many different ways in which it could work.
    As wages and transfer fees sky-rocket in direct opposition to everything else in the world, every other kind of business, it's going to get to a stage where something like this could help level the playing field. If a club could only spend a certain percentage of their income on wages then it wouldn't matter how much cash your sugar daddy had. Of course they'd find a way around it but it's getting to the point where something has to be considered, I think. And speaking about the rights issue proposed by Fat & Orange, Gazidis said:
    I am open-minded and we have commissioned Rothschild to advise the board. We have to be sure it can make a real and lasting contribution to the club.
    But you have to think the rights issue is something the board, given its long term strategy and the fact it's come from Usmanov, will not be taking up. He goes on to say:
    I am sure that our fans do not believe Arsenal is better served by abandoning its self-sustaining model and putting itself in the hands of owners upon whom it is dependent. They want success, and our challenge is to provide it in a model that preserves the traditions and values of Arsenal football club.
    There may well be some fans who think we should take whatever money we can get and spunk it on players and massive salaries but for the most part I think fans are mindful of the dangers of the kind of ownership which sees clubs become a rich man's play-thing. He's right about success though, the self-sustaining model must be good enough to marry finances with success on the pitch and trophies in our cabinet. Aaron Ramsey has signed a new long-term deal at the club, which is good news. However, I don't think it'd be a surprise if this announcement was followed by one which saw him go out on loan for the season ahead. The Sun reports Birmingham want Armand Traore on loan. Makes sense. It's hard to see where he fits in at the moment. Clichy is the first choice left back and after the strides he made last season Kieran Gibbs is next in line. Emmanuel Adebayor's agent is a bit tetchy this weather, is seems. He says:
    You will have to ask Mr Wenger if there has been an offer from Milan, or any other clubs, to Arsenal because I have heard nothing about any contact or any offer that has been made, so I don't know what the situation is. Speak to Mr Wenger.
    I'm sure Mr Wenger will tell you what's going on when he's good and ready, Mr Courbis. Finally for today: Bryn James, you're too young to be reading this filth. And Ronaldo never loved you back. NEVER! Right, gotta run. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1710 2009-07-02 09:00:00 2009-07-02 09:00:00 open open the-gallas-dilemma-gazidis-talks-tittle-tattle publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Joan Laporta needs to shut his mouth + Adebayor, Wilshere and more... http://arseblog.net/2009/07/03/joan-laporta-needs-to-shut-his-mouth-adebayor-wilshere-and-more/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1708 Emmanuel Adebayor. Arsene Wenger has spoken to French TV about the future of the Togonian and says:
    If he does not want to stay, he will leave but I think that he will be still at Arsenal this season.
    Interesting the way the boss makes it Adebayor's decision. From everything I've been told Wenger wants to move Adebayor on. The fact that he's more or less confirmed that the Bordeaux striker Chamakh is a target tells you everything you need to know there. And does Adebayor even want to stay? He knows his relationship with the fans is delicate, at best. He knows he never won them back after last summer, he knows his displays in the semi-finals last season were not accepted and he then has the BBC interview to contend with where he threw his toys out of the pram and made false claims about Cesc being booed. Does he have the balls to stay? We'll see. If he does, if we can't find a buyer, then so be it. It won't please everyone but there'll be nothing much we can do about it, only to hope that he works hard, scores goals and doesn't laze about the place like he did last season. However, I can't help but think that the best thing for everybody would be a transfer, some money in our pocket and a fresh start for all concerned. Joan Laporta Barcelona chairman and utter cuntNow, as displeasing a character as Adebayor is to many, I would posit that Barcelona chairman Joan Laporta is far, far worse. A disgusting, sleazy individual, he's been talking about Cesc, saying:
    Cesc Fabregas has the Barcelona DNA in his body and we know that he wants to play for this club. At the moment he is the leader at Arsenal and a very important player for them. But Cesc is wanted by me, by the coach Pep Guardiola and by the sport director Txiki Begiristain. We are concentrating all of our efforts on it, but at the same time we have a lot of respect for Arsenal.
    Lying cunthound. Not about Cesc having Barcelona DNA (how cringeworthy a phrase is that?). Not about how he wants Cesc. But about having respect for Arsenal. The man clearly has no respect for Arsenal whatsoever or he would keep his stupid, fat mouth shut. How can you say you respect another club and their player in the same breath as saying you're concentrating all your efforts on trying to sign him? Of course it's not the first time Laporta has tried to do his groundwork in the press, it won't be the last, but right now he needs a big fucking can of shut up juice. You know, I'd make him beg before I sold him a bag of clothes pegs, God knows what I'd make him do if I had something he really wanted. Perhaps he's a bit miffed with us after we sold him Hleb for £12m last summer (I believe we sealed the deal with a cunning 45 second compilation of Hleb's best bits), but I'm getting rather tired of the disrespect he shows our club. Some more positive news, Jack Wilshere has signed a new long term deal with the club, complete with by-the-book endorsement from the manager. Interesting that both Ramsey and Wilshere have signed new deals recently. Ramsey only signed last summer, Wilshere signed professional terms in January of this year. Perhaps it's a move to extend the protected period of their contracts, perhaps it's to assure them of their Arsenal futures and kill any speculation if they go elsewhere next season on loan. Any vague hope of signing Felipe Melo despite his new contract extension at Fiorentina seems to have gone after his agent confirmed it would be better for all concerned if any deal waited until after the World Cup. Fair play to the Italians, I suppose, they're trying to ensure they get the maximum return from their player. Apparently no decision was taken on Jabba's proposed rights issue. There was a board meeting yesterday but no official statement has been forthcoming. Although I'm pretty sure we'll hear something about it sooner rather than later. Anyway, let's hope they spent more time talking about potential new signings than they did about the obvious attempt for the fat Uzbeki to slug his way further into our football club. The second game of our Austrian training camp has been confirmed. We'll be playing Haladas Szombathely in Hungary again. The match is on 27th July. Thanks to Kev for that. And apparently we're going to play Valencia on August 8th in the Mestalla (cheers, fats!!!!). And that's about that. Michael Owen to United, heh. Really? Football is very odd sometimes. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1708 2009-07-03 09:00:01 2009-07-03 09:00:01 open open joan-laporta-needs-to-shut-his-mouth-adebayor-wilshere-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Gibbs and van Persie sign new deals + Wenger's face on a shirt http://arseblog.net/2009/07/04/gibbs-and-van-persie-sign-new-deals-wengers-face-on-a-shirt/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1706 Arsene Wenger says:
    Kieran made such a great impact last season and the progress he made throughout the year was fantastic. Kieran is an intelligent player with huge quality and he proved last season with his performances that he has great potential. We’re delighted that Kieran has committed his future to Arsenal and we’re all excited to watch his future development at the Club.
    He'll obviously provide competition to Gael Clichy for the left back position and that can only be a good thing for both those players. Clichy's last season was not great, perhaps a young strapling like Gibbs will get him focussed again and get him to cut those unforced errors out of his game. I know Gibbs is still very raw, especially from a defensive point of view, but certainly no more than Clichy or Mr X-Factor when they made their breakthroughs. What's most promising about Gibbs is that he seems to have a bit more about him in the final third than Clichy. Gael has never really delivered once he gets into the final third. Anyway, it's good to have the two of them, hopefully they can spur each other on. As well as that the Independent this morning is saying that Robin van Persie has signed a new deal which will keep him at the club until 2014. Obviously we'll have to wait for official confirmation on that but it's good news if true. Sunderland are after Chamakhattak, apparently. I'm trying to think of something to say which might hint how I feel either way but am failing miserably to do so. Except some more Arshavin to Barcelona crap to hit the news feeds at some stage. This morning's El Mundo has written a big article about how this is a good chance for Barcelona to sign him because he's expressed his unhappiness about England and blah blah blah. Of course it's all just some twat's opinion but no doubt it will soon become stone-cold fact and spread itself like herpes on a rhino. The signing of Thomas Vermaelen has obviously made Arsenal ever-so-fashionable amongst Belgians because a young Belgian winger by the name of Eden Haz says he wants to join us. He's currently playing for Lille in France and I suspect he has as much chance of joining us this summer as I do of looking out the window right now and seeing a dragon fighting Maskatron with toy lightsabers. *looks out window* Told you. Those are real lightsabers. Remember during the week I expressed my dismay at the new third kit? And I mentioned these focus groups that Nike have where they get the opinion of Arsenal fans. Anyway, an anonymous participant in one of these focus groups engaged me in some correspondence during the week and some of the ideas are just hilarious. Remember the first white kit with the 'commemorative' writing on it. Well, one of Nike's suggestions was a kit with Arsene Wenger's face embossed into it in the same way. Seriously. Can you imagine? As Johnny Whistleblower, for that is what I call him, said:
    Opposition teams would be crying with laughter, maybe this is all part of the plan to help us win. Maybe we should be thanking Nike for the innovative strategy to help Arsenal be more successful.
    Honestly though, if that's the kind of stuff they're coming up with maybe we should count our blessings that what we've got isn't much, much worse. Right, that'll have to do. Until tomorrow.]]>
    1706 2009-07-04 09:00:16 2009-07-04 09:00:16 open open gibbs-and-van-persie-sign-new-deals-wengers-face-on-a-shirt publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Exclusive: Adebayor's Michael Owen style brochure http://arseblog.net/2009/07/04/exclusive-adebayors-michael-owen-style-brochure/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1704 download it for yourself here.]]> 1704 2009-07-04 09:00:29 2009-07-04 09:00:29 open open exclusive-adebayors-michael-owen-style-brochure publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Melo - Eboue swap deal would be awesome - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/07/05/melo-eboue-swap-deal-would-be-awesome-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1702 Felipe Melo. As we all know he just signed a new contract extension with Fiorentina which seemed to rule him out of making any kind of move this summer. However, yesterday the Italian club countered rumours in the Italian press that the player was about to sign for Juventus and released a statement on their official website saying Arsenal were the only club to come close to making an offer close to the new buy-out clause. And not only that, they've proposed we make up some of the difference by adding Emmanuel Eboue to the deal. I don't know about you but that seems like a rather good deal to me. We get the defensive midfielder we've been looking for, and a player who divides opinion like no other (apart from maybe the other Emmanuel) moves on. Of course we may find this deal floundering due to the fact that Fiorentina are not one of the biggest and greatest clubs in Italy and does not befit a talent such as Eboue, according to his agent, but this would be the deal of the summer if it happened. Meanwhile Emmanuel Adebayor hasn't exactly commited himself to Arsenal as some reports have suggested. The Observer rang up his agent, Stephane Courbis, and asked him if Adebayor wanted to leave. He said 'No. No. It's the same situation as last week'. So really nothing's changed. The agent can't very well come and say 'He wants to leave' right at this moment. Arsene Wenger has been exactly effusive about him staying. 'He can go if he wants' is not quite the ringing endorsement of one's services a player likes to hear and I think there's plenty of this story to run yet. Even with his attempts to attract a buyer with his own Michael Owen style brochure (in case you missed it yesterday). However, the Mirror has got to get this Sunday's award for least believable rumour of the day. Milan are willing to take Adebayor, pay us £20m and give us Mathieu Flamini as part of the deal. Even though Flamini upset a few people with the way he left the club that deal, if it were even remotely true, is a no-brainer. El Mundo are keeping up the Arshavin to Barcelona stuff by running another article this morning saying he'd be the fans favourite signing of the summer. Zzzzz. Here's a question though - we know Arshavin got rid of his agent, if a club is interested in a player who acts as his own agent, is it double-tapping up if they ring up and ask him to ask himself if he's interested in a move? And that's about all there is this morning. Pre-season training starts tomorrow for the majority of the players, no doubt we'll get a picture special on the official site so we can point and laugh and say 'God, look at all those Mickey Quinns waddling about the training pitch after a summer of fish and chips and pints of ale'. Can't wait.]]> 1702 2009-07-05 09:00:29 2009-07-05 09:00:29 open open melo-eboue-swap-deal-would-be-awesome-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug More crap from The Sun - Melo happy in Italy http://arseblog.net/2009/07/06/more-crap-from-the-sun-melo-happy-in-italy/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1700 Theo Walcott and Kieran Gibbs who were away at the U21 European Championships and Cesc Fabregas who was away with Spain for the Pointless Cup. And speaking of Cesc there's yet another dull as dishwater story in this morning's Sun where they say we'll sell Cesc if we get offered £40. An 'Gunners insider' is quoted in the story but frankly I am fed up with these stories now. Firstly I doubt any Gunners insider has been talking to the Sun about this and even if they did I'm pretty sure they're an insider of little importance because nobody with an ounce of professionalism would do it. I have some suspicions about the constant flow of Cesc leaving the club stories. Given Cesc's change of agent last year and the relationship between that agent and someone else in whose interests it is to unsettle things at the club I'm just a bit dubious as to why stories like this appear. After the most categoric statement from the player himself about his future at the club the focus of the story changes so it looks like the club will sell him. Honestly, it's all complete fiction and most tiresome indeed. But the worst part are the hypermuppets who take that fiction then spin it into '£40m midfield maestro bid', as if there were even a shred of fact to it. Morons. Remember, if you use NewsNow and you're cheesed off with the rubbish, Rocky (an Arser) made Rocky NewsNow which sorts that problem out. It gets rid of pretty much all the crap and makes news much more bearable again. There's been a lot of talk about Felipe Melo. Swap deals involving Eboue and even William Gallas but as good and all as that would be it really doesn't look as if the player himself is too keen on moving this summer. He's quoted in the Italian press, saying:
    I have a contract with Fiorentina in which it was written that should I have a good first season, the club would have the possibility to extend my contract automatically from five to six years. They utilised this clause and I am really happy. I owe Fiorentina a lot. I arrived and I immediately became a regular. I have never been on the bench.
    You might say he's just saying that so that when a move comes through he can maintain a relationship with the fans, for whatever that's worth, but really it just sounds like he's happy enough in Italy, and content to wait until after the World Cup next summer when interest in him might be more widespread than just us. We may have to set our sights elsewhere - and the Eboue/Melo swap deal is probably just too good to be true. David O'Leary says he'd return as a number 2 at Arsenal. Sorry but my brain has just gone haywire with jokes about David O'Leary and number twos. Derby County want to take Mark Randall on loan next season, according to the Mirror. Makes sense. He's never really shown enough to suggest he can step up to the first team any time soon so a season somewhere else might just be the making of him. Or show us where his level is. And that'd be about that. More tomorrow.]]>
    1700 2009-07-06 09:00:41 2009-07-06 09:00:41 open open more-crap-from-the-sun-melo-happy-in-italy publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Almunia - Keown on Senderos and Djourou - Matuidi - Hangeland and more... http://arseblog.net/2009/07/07/almunia-keown-on-senderos-and-djourou-matuidi-hangeland-and-more/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1695 Manuel Almunia is already setting the bar for the season ahead. He wants us to start well and play more like we did in the second half of last season, saying:
    That is what we need to do from July this year, from the minute we get back for pre-season. We need to make sure the group is together and focused after the break and to show our total commitment. I am sure that because we have the quality, next season will be much better than the one we have just finished.
    One of the issues that bothered us last season was complacency. In the second game of the season we'd been beaten by Fulham after a listless display but the lessons weren't learned and we paid the price again for thinking we just had to turn up to beat teams like Hull and Stoke. Gael Clichy talked about lack of focus throughout the squad yet when we did eventually find our form we went on a very lengthy unbeaten run. So hopefully the boys will be much better prepared this season and can get off to a good start. It's so vital to ensure you don't fall behind right at the beginning, you're playing catch-up the whole time and it makes life that bit more difficult. Elsewhere Martin Keown has been talking to sport.co.uk about our central defence (amongst other things) and in particular Johann Djourou and Philippe Senderos. In his autobiography the husband of that the X-Factor judge talked about how Senderos had disrespected Keown, something which Keown claims to have no knowledge of. Of the prospects of Senderos making it at Arsenal, he says:
    With regards to Philippe, it’s an interesting question. If he has been able to learn from his loan move and if he is given another chance, he’s only going to be better. The thing with Philippe is he needs to learn the game. He’s a highly intelligent individual but at times he’s made elementary mistakes on the pitch. Football intelligence is a different experience to that off-field. What will be fascinating to see is whether he has improved those elements that he needed to.
    At the moment we don't know where he'll end up this summer. He could easily stay but I'm told he does have offers from other clubs. I suppose the decision will be made when we see what other movement there is in terms of our centre-halves. On Djourou Keown says:
    Johan is at the crossroads now. He has to start becoming a first team player. He’ll want that, he’s a big strong lad and more than capable with the attributes to make it. He just has to put a game together. Arsene has lots of confidence in him, but injuries have taken their toll recently. If he can iron out the niggly injuries, he’ll turn from a teenager into a man. His career is in his hands and he’ll be desperate to get in that side for pre-season.
    Interesting stuff and maybe one of the things we overlook with the two Swiss is how young they both still are in the lives of a centre-half. Maybe there's too much water under the bridge for Senderos to resurrect his Arsenal career now - Djourou still has time but definitely needs to step it up a bit for the season ahead. Other vaguely interesting centre-half news is that Fulham's Brede Hangeland has rejected a new contract with the club after insisting all along he was happy to stay there. We've been linked with him fairly solidly for the last 6 months so perhaps, and I stress perhaps, this is a sign there might be something going on. Gunnerblog reckons Arsene won't pay £21.5m for Felipe Melo. I can understand that, it'd smash our transfer record by a considerable distance, even if you included someone like Eboue as part of the deal. Unfortunately though the reality of the transfer market this summer is that it hasn't been hit by the recession and we're living in a world where Antonio Valencia costs £18m. Why wouldn't Fiorentina expect at least that kind of money from Melo? St Etienne midfielder Blaise Matuidi says he's leaving his current club and wants to play for Arsenal. He says:
    Playing for Arsenal would be fantastic but I can’t say anything about that yet. Everyone knows their wonderful style of football.
    Why do football people always talk about something then say 'I can't talk about that'? Weirdos. Fabio Capello digs Arsenal's academy. It makes him excited about the future of the England team. Which is good. For him. I suppose. And that's about it for now but around lunchtime I'll be posting an exclusive interview with Arsenal CEO Ivan Gazidis in which he talks about how his move to Arsenal took place, the challenges facing the club on and off the pitch, our team, the goals for the season ahead and lots more. Check back around lunchtime for that. Till then take it easy.]]>
    1695 2009-07-07 09:00:21 2009-07-07 09:00:21 open open almunia-keown-on-senderos-and-djourou-matuidi-hangeland-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Almunia - Keown on Senderos and Djourou - Matuidi - Hangeland and more... http://arseblog.net/2009/07/07/almunia-keown-on-senderos-and-djourou-matuidi-hangeland-and-more-2/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1698 Manuel Almunia is already setting the bar for the season ahead. He wants us to start well and play more like we did in the second half of last season, saying:
    That is what we need to do from July this year, from the minute we get back for pre-season. We need to make sure the group is together and focused after the break and to show our total commitment. I am sure that because we have the quality, next season will be much better than the one we have just finished.
    One of the issues that bothered us last season was complacency. In the second game of the season we'd been beaten by Fulham after a listless display but the lessons weren't learned and we paid the price again for thinking we just had to turn up to beat teams like Hull and Stoke. Gael Clichy talked about lack of focus throughout the squad yet when we did eventually find our form we went on a very lengthy unbeaten run. So hopefully the boys will be much better prepared this season and can get off to a good start. It's so vital to ensure you don't fall behind right at the beginning, you're playing catch-up the whole time and it makes life that bit more difficult. Elsewhere Martin Keown has been talking to sport.co.uk about our central defence (amongst other things) and in particular Johann Djourou and Philippe Senderos. In his autobiography the husband of that the X-Factor judge talked about how Senderos had disrespected Keown, something which Keown claims to have no knowledge of. Of the prospects of Senderos making it at Arsenal, he says:
    With regards to Philippe, it’s an interesting question. If he has been able to learn from his loan move and if he is given another chance, he’s only going to be better. The thing with Philippe is he needs to learn the game. He’s a highly intelligent individual but at times he’s made elementary mistakes on the pitch. Football intelligence is a different experience to that off-field. What will be fascinating to see is whether he has improved those elements that he needed to.
    At the moment we don't know where he'll end up this summer. He could easily stay but I'm told he does have offers from other clubs. I suppose the decision will be made when we see what other movement there is in terms of our centre-halves. On Djourou Keown says:
    Johan is at the crossroads now. He has to start becoming a first team player. He’ll want that, he’s a big strong lad and more than capable with the attributes to make it. He just has to put a game together. Arsene has lots of confidence in him, but injuries have taken their toll recently. If he can iron out the niggly injuries, he’ll turn from a teenager into a man. His career is in his hands and he’ll be desperate to get in that side for pre-season.
    Interesting stuff and maybe one of the things we overlook with the two Swiss is how young they both still are in the lives of a centre-half. Maybe there's too much water under the bridge for Senderos to resurrect his Arsenal career now - Djourou still has time but definitely needs to step it up a bit for the season ahead. Other vaguely interesting centre-half news is that Fulham's Brede Hangeland has rejected a new contract with the club after insisting all along he was happy to stay there. We've been linked with him fairly solidly for the last 6 months so perhaps, and I stress perhaps, this is a sign there might be something going on. Gunnerblog reckons Arsene won't pay £21.5m for Felipe Melo. I can understand that, it'd smash our transfer record by a considerable distance, even if you included someone like Eboue as part of the deal. Unfortunately though the reality of the transfer market this summer is that it hasn't been hit by the recession and we're living in a world where Antonio Valencia costs £18m. Why wouldn't Fiorentina expect at least that kind of money from Melo? St Etienne midfielder Blaise Matuidi says he's leaving his current club and wants to play for Arsenal. He says:
    Playing for Arsenal would be fantastic but I can’t say anything about that yet. Everyone knows their wonderful style of football.
    Why do football people always talk about something then say 'I can't talk about that'? Weirdos. Fabio Capello digs Arsenal's academy. It makes him excited about the future of the England team. Which is good. For him. I suppose. And that's about it for now but around lunchtime I'll be posting an exclusive interview with Arsenal CEO Ivan Gazidis in which he talks about how his move to Arsenal took place, the challenges facing the club on and off the pitch, our team, the goals for the season ahead and lots more. Check back around lunchtime for that. Till then take it easy.]]>
    1698 2009-07-07 09:00:22 2009-07-07 09:00:22 open open almunia-keown-on-senderos-and-djourou-matuidi-hangeland-and-more-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Exclusive: Ivan Gazidis Arseblog interview http://arseblog.net/2009/07/07/exclusive-ivan-gazidis-arseblog-interview/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1693 After being at the MLS for so long how did the move to Arsenal come about? The situation had been vacant for some time after the departure of Keith Edelman, the club were obviously looking for the right person. How did they get in touch with you and was it a lengthy kind of process? It wasn't lengthy. Someone at the club had approached me fairly shortly after Keith Edelman left and had said I think this fit would really be a good one. I didn't really want to get engaged in a lengthy process but if the club was interested then they should approach me. I didn't think about it again, it was clear their recruitment process was was going ahead, but they came back to me in October and said that they'd done a lot of background research and investigation and they felt that I was going to be a prime candidate for the role. Things moved very Exclusive: Ivan Gazidis Arseblog interviewquickly after that. Was it something you had to think about a lot? Obviously you were well settled in the US, you were Deputy Commissioner of the MLS. Did the fact it was a club as big as Arsenal sway you? You know, I'd had some approaches from within the English game before but it was interesting, the moment that Arsenal told me they were seious about my appointment, I didn't think about it twice. I'd always been an admirer of Arsenal. From the states I'd looked at the way the club was run and of course what Arsene Wenger had done on the pitch so there was an immediate emotional decision that I knew was exactly the right one for me. You arrived in January and it was a strange time. Results hadn't been good, the team was struggling, there was pressure because of the lack of trophies, and then you had the complicated boardroom situation. Was it a real baptism of fire to have to come in and deal with all those things straight away? I think one of the advantages I had was that I was coming in from the outside so I wasn't in the fray. So while it was certainly important that I understood what the fans were feeling I think it helped me to have a sense of perspective. Although the team had gone through some difficult patches on the pitch it clearly was a good young squad that was still developing and getting better month by month - and still had the potential to have a really good season ahead of it. I think that perspective was useful in approaching the January transfer window with discipline as opposed to abandon. Obviously the boardroom situation is one that interests a lot of fans because for years Arsenal had the same owners, the same directors, it was very traditional. Over the last few years though things have changed quite considerably. The relationships between some of the shareholders are delicate, to say the least, and you're the guy in the middle now, having to be the glue that holds it all together. How is dealing with that on a day to day basis and longer term do you think we're going to see a more settled ownership situation at the club? Well I think the club has had a very clear and consistent philosophy since before even Stan Kroenke or Alisher Usmanov came into the picture - which is that the club is bigger than any single owner. The club has always been proud of its independence, not for its own sake but in order to preserve stability. Arsenal is not dependent on any particular owner so there can be changes at the ownership level without that having a dramatic effect on the fundamentals of the club. And I think you've seen in recent years a number of clubs who didn't adhere to those principles have unfortunately found themselves in significant trouble. So while there'll always be a lot of focus on what happens at the ownership level I do believe this model that the club has adopted, of self-sustainability, gives it an inherent stability that would be impacted if it were to be dependent on any one shareholder. Are you confident that Arsenal's self-sustainable model can marry the necessity to manage our debts and pay off the stadium with creating a team that's challenging for important trophies every season? I believe it can. We've certainly embarked on a course that sees us building our own team rather than buying it but I think Arsene has done that very effectively. We've got a young squad that the world's best teams are very interested in. A player's value is determined not only by what you spend on him in the transfer market, but also by how good he is, how many other clubs are interested him and what he's able to achieve on the pitch. I think the club is in a very promising position. We made the last four of the Champions League and there are many teams, including some doing the buying, who would have loved to have been in that position. So while we were disappointed at the end of the year this is a young team that's going to improve year by year and with a few additions can be very competitive. Given the club is self-sustainable and it's reliant on the income it generates from season tickets, commercial deals, match day income, merchandising etc - is the club mindful of the fact that things are tight for a lot of people financially at the moment? There are many people who are trying to lease out their season ticket for a year because they simply can't afford to maintain it themselves. Is that the something the club has to be aware of despite having to try and maximise its income? Of course we have to be very aware of that. And it's not just a question of what the club can do, it's a question of what the club should do. There's no question in my mind, coming to this as a business man, that the club could have raised ticket prices this year. Absolutely no question. And we would have generated more revenue had we done that. But we've got a 120 year relationship with our fans and it was very important to us that we acknowledged the fact that although the club continues to be strong a lot of our fans are affected by the economic realities of the country. We took a decision, for four out of the last five seasons, to freeze ticket prices. We took other decisions, including the opt-out service for cup matches and the ticket exchange program. It's a long term relationship between club and fan. I've said it before and I'll say it again - the club actually is the fans, so it would be extremely foolish of us to ignore the realities and not to listen to and be aware of the issues that are affecting our fanbase. In terms of the commercial deals that we have in place - the deals with Nike and Emirates were vital for the new stadium project but some years down the line maybe don't represent the best possible value. Is this something the club can revisit or do we have to accept that the deals served their particular purpose at that time? I think there's no question that the partnerships with Nike and Emirates were fundamental for the construction of the stadium and those are strong, long-term relationships. It's always easy to second guess deals but they give us, as a club, stability, and effectively a guaranteed return. But what I do believe is that if we're looking to develop our value we have to embark on a medium to long-term project of better articulating the values that the club represents. I don't think we have developed our brand as much as we could do, either domestically or internationally, and ultimately if you do that effectively the revenues come off the back of that. I do believe that Arsenal represents some things that are quite special, particulary in the modern world of football. We need to preserve those whilst articulating them to a wider public. Is that something that you're working on at the moment? It is something that I'm spending a lot of time thinking about. I'm also looking to supplement our management team capabilities so that we can better develop that message and the Arsenal brand. Moving to football, it's summertime and fans are looking under every internet based rock they can find for news of transfers. Does the big spending at Madrid have an impact on the way we do our business? They spend £80m on Ronaldo and that becomes the benchmark for player prices. So a guy has a pre and post Ronaldo price. Is that just something we have to cope with? Clearly transfer fees going up and salaries going up affects the marketplace. I would say this - no clubs have unlimited resources. I know it seems like it at times, and they may act like it for a period of time, but at some point every club has limited resources. We are acting in a way that acknowledges that behind a very, very solid business model. So yes, big spending has an effect on the market but it's difficult to fully assess that effect until some period of time has passed. Big spending doesn't guaranteee on-field success. It's certainly a relevant factor but it's one of many relevant factors. Understandably the media doesn't really focus on the others because they're less exciting, less immediate, less newsworthy, but there are a huge number of factors that make a team successful on the field. There's a lot more to this business than simply the amount of money you pay to other clubs to get the early release of their talented players. There's a perception amongst fans that we don't go about our transfer business as efficiently as we might. Is that something you can address? I can't really comment on how it's been in the past, I can only speak about my approach. I have fourteen years of experience dealing in player transfer markets in the MLS and negotiating player contracts. I have a very good working relationship with Arsene and this off-season we've made sure, although it's not such a big news story, that we are tying down our talented young players who are in demand from other clubs for the long-term, as well as supplemeting the squad if the manager believes there's someone special who can add something. We did that in January with Arshavin, we've done it again with Thomas Vermaelen, but fundamentally we believe in the squad that Arsene has been developing. I certainly acknowledge this is a big year for us. And it's a big year for those players. We talk about potential but at some point potential needs to deliver. Having said that we've been very active since the end of the season, secured some key contracts and have positioned ourselves well for next season. We all know Arsenal is very closed when it comes to discussing transfer business. All the same I know my readers would not forgive me if I didn't ask. Now, you can tell me, or not tell me, and I think I know which one you'll go with, can you hint at whether we going to see more players arrive and if so are those arrivals dependent on other players leaving to raise funds?! I'm sorry, but I'm going to continue in a rich tradition of obfuscation! It's not that I wouldn't want to be open with our fans but it really does affect our ability to successfully deal with player contracts and transfers during the close season. It creates a dynamic that can be difficult to manage and makes things more challenging to complete, so if everyone will just bear with us it gives us the best chance of success, when we get to the end of the transfer window, if we say as little as possible. Finally, if we could look to the season ahead. We've gone four years without a trophy. I've known longer periods than that in my time as an Arsenal fan but the nature of fandom has changed a lot. With internet, blogs, forums etc, every single person has an opinion they can broadcast to the world and that brings about more pressure than it would have done some years ago. Arsene obviously has the full support of the board but is the pressure really on now for the season ahead to translate the potential in this team into silverware? At the end of the day it's not enough for Arsenal to be just competing and reaching the top four. I do believe that it's a very creditable performance by a group of young players but at the same time I also think that every player in our squad, our manager, and me, has higher ambitions. We need to keep hungry in that way. If we ever felt that coming in the top four was good enough then we shouldn't be doing what we're doing. Arsene Wenger takes a lot of pressure on himself and he also puts a lot of pressure on himself. I think one of the real assets that club has is that he doesn't only think short-term. He also thinks about what's in the medium and long-term interests of the club. And it's rare in modern football to find someone who is willing to take that position of real responsibility to the club and not necessarily putting themselves first. Do you mean that, for example, he's aware of the financial constraints he's been operating under and hasn't thrown his toys out of the pram looking for transfer funds? Not necessarily, what I mean is that he and the club have commited to a course of building our team, understanding that was going to be a process. When he comes under pressure he doesn't turn around and point fingers at players, he takes all of that on his own shoulders. We're embarked on a journey that we believe will result in us having a truly world class team, winning trophies over the next five years of Arsenal's history. And sometimes along the way we've paid the price for having some inexperience on the pitch. But if you look at the way we're positioned now we've got young players who have grown dramatically, even look at the beginning of last season compared to the end. Yes, there were times we didn't have the fluency we were looking for, but in terms of consistency the second half of the season  ... you know, I think the first opposition goal I saw, outside the Plymouth and Hull goals in the FA Cup, in my time at Arsenal was when Kieran Gibbs slipped over against Man United. I don't think any team in the Premier League lost fewer games than us in 2009. And it was a team that progressed the semi-finals of the Champions League and you don't do that by luck. That was playing against top class opposition. So there's tremendous hope and expectation for the future but I do think this year's going to be a very important one for us. And one where we need to step up and show that after this journey that we've been on, that has required some patience, and at times has been frustrating, we're in a position to deliver for our fans. We're all absolutely committed to that cause. End. ---- Please note all material is ©arseblog and may not be reproduced without permission. If you'd like permission just email thearseblog at arseblog dot com. We won't bite. Honest. ]]> 1693 2009-07-07 09:00:38 2009-07-07 09:00:38 open open exclusive-ivan-gazidis-arseblog-interview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug No go Melo - Arshavin's agent is a tick + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/07/08/no-go-melo-arshavins-agent-is-a-tick-news-round-up/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1691 spoke again of our interest and the deal seemingly on offer. Pantalones Calzone, the Fiorentina Sporting and folded over pizza director, said:
    Wenger wants to talk to me. I have no objection also because Eboue seems a valid swap.
    Which all seemed very promising, particularly as he said no meetings with Juventus were planned at all. But obviously the stripy fuckers got on the phone, did a deal and now it looks as if Melo will be announced officially there today. Oh well. I mean, if he wants to ignore Gilberto Silva and sign for a tiny club with no history who plays in front of a half dozen people each weekend then there's not much we can do about that, is there? I suppose we'll wait for the official announcement from them but it looks like the game is up. And in this crazy, topsy-turvy summer there was more confusion regarding Andrei Arshavin's relationship with agent Dennis Lachter. Arshavin apparently fired Lachter the other week but the agent has other ideas, saying: We have a contract; this contract will be finished in one and a half years. Until then, I am the manager of Andrey Arshavin.
    He sent me a letter, absolutely. Listen, it’s like entering a contract with Arsenal or anybody else; there are obligations. If you think that you can just cancel this formal relationship between two parties only because of a newborn baby it’s…what can you say…well you can’t do it. That’s it. I’m his agent.
    He went on to say:
    Arshavin for sale! Arshavin for sale! Get your Arshavin! Only £20m! Barcelona? That you? Fancy an Arshavin? Go on, you know you want to.
    Strikes me agents are like ticks. I remember years ago, as young chap, playing gleefully in bails on hay one summer. You know the big huge ones rolled into massive wheels. Climb up. Jump off. Climb up. Jump off. Climb up. Jump off. Life was much more simple back then. Of course the farmer was none too happy when his perfectly crafted wheel looked more like ... erm ... a load of hay scattered all over his field, but the point is when I got home, happy as anything after a good day's playing, I discovered ticks. Eating me. Bleurgh. And when you have ticks you have to get the whole lot of it out, if you just burst the bit full of blood and leave the head in it will keep chomping away at you. Especially the one positioned rather too close to one's vagi  .. I mean Johnson. Lachter is the tick still scoffing away at Arshavin. A letter merely removes the bloody sac but the head is still there. He needs a burning match to scorch the arse out of it. Metaphorically speaking of course. Erm, that all went a bit weird, but I'm sure you know what I mean. Anyway, Andrei was back in training yesterday, running about the place in the rain, stretching with giant rubber bands and playing with large balls. Oh, please. I'm serious, you can check out the pictures on Arsenal.com. It looks as if some of the players, Adebayor, van Persie, Clichy, Sagna, Toure, Eboue and others have been given extended holidays, probably because of their involvement in end of season internationals.]]>
    1691 2009-07-08 09:00:05 2009-07-08 09:00:05 open open no-go-melo-arshavins-agent-is-a-tick-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    RVP signs - Board reject Usmanov offer http://arseblog.net/2009/07/09/rvp-signs-board-reject-usmanov-offer/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:00:24 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1689 boilking* somewhat. They say never mix wine and beer, right? Who knew they meant over the course of a night and not just in the same glass? Anyway, plenty going on this morning. The main news from yesterday was the fact that Robin van Persie has signed a new long-term contract with the club. He said:
    My heart is with Arsenal and I just can’t picture myself in a different shirt. I just can’t see it now because I love this Club so much. If you look at the last five years, look at the steps I have made every season, if you look at the support the Boss and the whole Club gave me, the fans gave me, my team mates gave me – this is the right decision.
    While Arsene Wenger said:
    We have already seen many times what Robin is capable of on a football pitch, but at only 25, there is still much more to come from him. Robin has the potential to become a true Arsenal great.
    I have to say I'm happy. He's had his injury problems, and then some, but he's a very talented footballer with his best years ahead of him. I think he'd be the first to accept that he can improve and make more of an impact with the ability he has - so hopefully we'll get to see him do that over the next few seasons. He joins the list of players who, in the last few months, have committed themselves to the club. It's reassuring that moves are being made to extend players contracts while there's still time and we don't end up like Flamini and Edu scenarios where we lose good players for free. The other news was the fact that the club have rejected the proposed rights issue from Alisher Usmanov. In an interview with the official site Ivan Gazidis said:
    With regard to players, the Board decided not to issue permanent capital in the hopes of signing one or two players in an inflated transfer market. Instead, the focus continues to be on securing the services of talented young players we have on long-term contracts and making very selective acquisitions, only where a new signing will add real value to our already strong squad.
    I think this is absolutely the right decision. The rights offer from Usmanov was a transparent attempt to curry favour with fans as well as giving him a chance to dilute the shareholdings in the club and, perhaps, increase his own. Fat and Orange aren't happy though and disagree with the board's decision, saying:
    Based on financial information that only they have, the board have informed us that they are confident they have adequate financial resources to support the manager to strengthen the squad, to weather the property downturn, to renegotiate the Highbury Square loan on good terms and to deal with the continuing difficult economic conditions. We do not share their view but are prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt for the moment.
    I can't be the only one who isn't impressed by the vaguely threatening nature of their statement. You have to think that sooner or later things are going to have to come to a head between the major shareholders at the club. Usmanov obviously does not think the same way as they do, he wants to be a sugar daddy, the board are, sensibly, maintaining the business model they think will more greatly benefit the club. Maybe things are tight this season and next and so on but Arsenal Football Club has a future beyond the short-term and that's something that has to considered. Of course the headlines this morning are about the £60m financial hit we've taken but I think we have to look at the bigger picture. It's hardly as if Arsene was planning on spending it and now it's been cruelly taken away from him. While the club have announced further pre-season fixtures there's still confusion over the transfer of Felipe Melo to Juventus. No deal has been done yet because of a breakdown between Fiorentina and Marcho Marchionni, the player included in the swap deal. Whether this means any chance we have of signing him can be resurrected remains to be seen. The Mirror links us again with Blaise Matuidi suggesting we may also look at Gokhan Inler again but Inler's agent doesn't seem to think we're interested anymore. Newcastle defender Sebastian Bassong vaguely says there was an approach for his services from Arsenal but at the moment I can't see any more defenders coming to the club. As it stands we have six centre-halves on our books - Gallas, Toure, Senderos, Djourou, Sylvester and new boy Vermaelen. That's too many as it is so even if one or two leave, depending on which players of course, we may not even need a signing there. As the squad stands I really think we only need one more signing - and that's the central midfielder we're all crying out for. If, for example, Adebayor is sold it looks as if the Chamakattak chappy is going to come in (whether he's even necessary is debatable), but to feel really solid going into the new season that central midfielder needs to arrive, in my opinion. Still, there's plenty of time to make it happen. I see the Cesc stuff I mentioned yesterday is in the papers today, with some added goodness from Lionel Messi who says Cesc would be 'welcome' at Barcelona. Pfff, how very dreary. Right, I think I need more coffee and an injection of adrenaline. Or morphine. Or both. Mmmmm, morphdrenaline. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1689 2009-07-09 09:00:24 2009-07-09 09:00:24 open open rvp-signs-board-reject-usmanov-offer publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    The truth about Joan Laporta + RVP, Manuel and more http://arseblog.net/2009/07/10/the-truth-about-joan-laporta-rvp-manuel-and-more/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1687 Arsenal ogre, reached over the counter and took it for himself. He wolfed it down, like a wolf, washed it down with a litre of Estrella, then let out the most enormous belch I have ever heard. Oh dear sweet holy Jesus on the cross with the blessed Mary weeping at his feet, the smell. It was like the rotting anus of a three-week dead gibbon, and trust me, I know my dead gibbons having spent many years in technical college studying their ringpieces. From that day forth I swore that I would have revenge, not only on Arsenal and its fans but on the world at large. I came home, stood proud and announced to my parents 'From now on your son, Joan Laporta, is going to be a cunt!!'. 'From now on?', said my confused father, but I paid him no heed. Now I have the power to make the life of Arsenal miserable. I shall redouble, no retriple, my efforts to sign Cesc Fabregas", he said, listening to Glen Hoddle and Chris Waddle sing the songs of Phil Collins. "That Arsenal fan will rue the day he stole that portion of tapas from me. They will all rue it. Rue, I say. Not a day shall pass when I fail to make some kind of comment about the Arsenal captain who has committed himself to the club more often than El Harry del Rojoknapp's face twitches in a minute. They will pay for what they did. Oh yes". At this point Laporta excused himself as he had to teach a class of teenagers how to talk really, really loudly non-stop when they went to Ireland or England for the summer to learn English. These scandalous revelations will be of little comfort to Arsenal fans around the world as they have to contend with daily headlines about Spanish clubs signing Fabregas, but they can take some solace in the fact that the public record will show that Joan Laporta, is indeed, and always will be, a huge, enormous, disrespectful, tedious, megahyperglobalsuper elephantine cunt. -- In other news this morning Robin van Persie says he's 100% behind Arsene Wenger. The Dutchman says:
    There is ambition. I have spoken to both the boss and Ivan Gazidis about it. The boss got some stick from some of the fans last season, but if you look at the reaction at the end of the last game, that was tremendous and is the way all of the fans should react. I trust him and my message to everyone is: be patient, trust the team and the people above.
    Splendid. The best bit about the new season is the clean slate. Everything starts fresh and optimism is high. A 14-0 win over some minnows in pre-season will get the ball rolling soon enough. And van Persie had some words about Jack Wilshere too, saying:
    It almost makes me scared when I see him play, so he has massive potential.
    I love that the level to which Robin is scared can be used to measure potential in young players. Wilshere - almost scared. Gibbs - nearly frightened. Anton Blackwood who has left us to join Sp*rs - not even remotely startled. Still, Wilshere is someone I'm really looking forward to seeing more of in the season ahead. Manuel Almunia has urged the club to bring in experience saying youth can only take us so far. The keeper says:
    It's great to have a young team but youth doesn't give you titles. We need the manager to work harder to get what we need, the club to make an extra effort to make us more competitive. We need more than youth.
    Interesting to hear that from one of the senior players in the squad. He also goes on to talk about his relationship with Jens Lehmann and funnily it's easy to see how the negativity between them helped Almunia, as if he were going to prove Jens wrong. Things are better between them now and they recently enjoyed a day out at Alton Towers and both of them treasure the picture of them getting soaked as the rollercoaster goes through the puddle thing. Sport.co.uk links us with Ever Banega whose only quality as far as I can see is that an anagram of his name is 'Avenge Bear' which is kinda cool. Weird and interesting stuff is emerging from the News of the World phone tapping affair. PFA chief Gordon Taylor's phone was tapped by a private investigator working for the Sunday rag and messages about Arsene Wenger, presumably from either Shearer or Alex Ferguson, as mentioned in this Guardian piece, were intercepted. There was also one left about Jamie Redknapp which was someone just going 'Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt' for 10 minutes solid. Police did not need to investigate that one. And that'll be about that. The first week of pre-season training over. Monday will see the return of players like van Persie, Toure, Adebayor, Sagna, Eboue etc, and then we start getting closer and closer to some actual football. Sweet. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1687 2009-07-10 09:00:56 2009-07-10 09:00:56 open open the-truth-about-joan-laporta-rvp-manuel-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/07/11/saturday-round-up-34/ Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1685 Stan Kroenke's share purchase which brings his stake in the club from 28.3% to 28.58% Perhaps this is a reaction to Jabba's recent statement about how he's keeping his beady eye on things afer the club rejected his oh-so-generous rights issue offer. Who knows? It just means the American is now the largest shareholder by another little bit. I expect a bit more share movement over the next few months as the lines that are drawn become much clearer. Two of the younger players at the club are convinced the lads will learn from last season and make things better in the one ahead. Theo Walcott says:
    It was a good learning curve for us all, but next year it is all about the trophies. Hopefully we have had the years of experience now and can bring something back for the fans.
    While Aaron Ramsey says we need more focus against the so-called smaller teams in the league:
    I think we have proved that we can beat the top teams and the title contenders. Now we need to pick up more points against the bottom half of the table. That's the main lesson we have learned from last season. It is frustrating to lose against teams further down the table when you have beaten the big sides.
    I think there's a balance to be found but I'm not sure one win against United and one win against Chelsea proves that much beyond we can pull a performance out of the hat when we click. It'll be interesting to see what happens with Ramsey this season. If we do buy that mythical central-midfielder we're all hoping he's going to be the player who's first on the team sheet beside Cesc. Then you've got Denilson, Diaby and Song and then Ramsey. I hope he rises to the challenge and kicks on but it wouldn't be that much of a surprise if we loaned him out so he can get a solid year of playing under his belt. Real Madrid have said they don't want to sign Cesc. So that's that then, no doubt. No more Cesc to Madrid stories this summer. Interesingly, in a very slow Saturday so there's not much else to talk about kind of a way, a poll on the El Mundo site shows that when asked if they'd prefer to sign Cesc or Franck Ribery, 78% of Barcelona fans chose the bloke who wouldn't look out of place cast in cement and attached the side of a cathederal. The Daily Mail outdid itself yesterday with possibly the most ludicrous piece of fiction of the summer so far. They claimed that Barcelona were willing to offer us Alexander Hleb + some cash for Cesc. I mean, seriously. They might as well offer us a great big bowl of vomit with a spoon made from hardened goat's jism. I can't honestly think of a more stupid transfer story this summer. The Mirror links Sylvester with a move to Bordeaux. It'd make sense on every level. We have six centre-halves in the squad at the moment, that's too many. Sylvester has, in the most diplomatic way possible, failed to convince anybody that the £700,000 we paid Manchester United last summer was worth it and I don't know that there'd be too many tears shed over his departure. And on that cheery note I shall bid you good day and talk to you again tomorrow.]]>
    1685 2009-07-11 09:00:23 2009-07-11 09:00:23 open open saturday-round-up-34 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/07/12/sunday-round-up-33/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1683 turned down 'mega deals' from Chelsea, Man City, Inter Milan and Juventus before signing a new contract. I'm not sure how they know that. I suspect they've just decided that to be true then filled out the article with quotes from his interview on the official site. The News of the World is reporting that Alisher Usmanov is going to call an EGM because he 'fears financial meltdown' and is 'convinced fans are fed up'. Firstly, he's a fat prick. Secondly, he shouldn't presume to know what Arsenal fans are thinking, what with him being a Man United supporter. Thirdly, he needs to stop pretending that his intentions are what's best for the club, they're what's best for him. In the meantime we can only hope that the obvious tensions that exist at boardroom level have no impact on what happens on the pitch. I mean, I don't think it will. I've never understood that line of thinking, players play, boardroomers boardroom. Once the guys on the pitch are getting paid then that should be about the end of it. Maybe if you have a director who's a bit of a star fucker and loves the players to be his friends then it might just affect things but that's not the case at Arsenal. Anymore. Sunderland are favourites to sign Philippe Senderos, according to the Sunday Express while the Armand Traore to Birmingham on loan story resurfaces in a number of places this morning. And that, sadly, it all there is. Have yourselves a good Sunday.]]> 1683 2009-07-12 09:00:48 2009-07-12 09:00:48 open open sunday-round-up-33 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Fake Englishmen + thoughts on Matuidi http://arseblog.net/2009/07/13/fake-englishmen-thoughts-on-matuidi/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1681 Gunnerblog asks 'Who is Blaise Matuidi?'. Turns out he's part Lassana Diarra, part Ocelot, part something else that's even cooler than an ocelot. Or a left footed central midfielder who plays for St Etienne. I do like to anagram people's names. Blaise Matuidi is 'Abused Militia' or for the food conscious amongst you 'Bulimia as diet'. Add 'Arsenal' to his name and you get 'A Dalmatian Buries Lies' or, if Rosie O'Donnell were to take charge of a lot of Spanish ships, we have 'Lesbian Armada Utilise'. Hilarious anagrams aside I do wonder about him. Yes, we could certainly use another Flamini or Diarra type player, but at 22 does he bring the kind of experience that most of us would like to see in central midfield? The whispers about Melo made more sense because of his age and his experience - he ticked all the boxes in that regard. Matuidi has no international experience, he's been playing in Ligue 1 for a team that only avoided relegation on the final day, and you'd have to wonder would he bring more to the team than Denilson, Song or even Diaby (taking into account the step up in quality, the time to adjust to the English league). At this point one more signing would do me but I'd like that signing to be of Arshavin standard. Someone to come in and add quality straight away. I think that's the kind of partner we need to bring in for Cesc. Matuidi could well be a good player, I really don't know that much about him, but on paper he's not going to have me throwing a party if he arrives. You could turn it around and ask me who else is out there? Who would I like to see come in? And the honest answer is I don't know. However, I'm not the one paid big money to sign players for Arsenal so it's over to you Arsene! Some bad news for former Arsenal striker John Hartson who has been diagnosed with testicular cancer which has spread to his brain. I don't think there's anybody reading this whose life hasn't been affected by cancer in some way or another so I'm sure, like me, you'll wish him all the best. And that's about it. Hopefully tomorrow we'll get a bit of training ground news or gossip and the first pre-season game, against Barnet, takes place at the weekend so that's something to look forward to. Actually, does anyone have a calendar for the fixtures which works with Mac (iCal or iPhone). There was one last year but I can't seem to track it down this time. Any help gratefully received. Sorted. Right, have yourselves a good Monday. Back tomorrow.]]> 1681 2009-07-13 09:00:49 2009-07-13 09:00:49 open open fake-englishmen-thoughts-on-matuidi publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug If the City offer is real then Arsenal will sell and Adebayor will go http://arseblog.net/2009/07/14/if-the-city-offer-is-real-then-arsenal-will-sell-and-adebayor-will-go/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1678 Emmanuel Adebayor and Man City. Reports began to emerge yesterday that the club bought by Mustapha Million had made a bid for the player and were 'in talks' with Arsenal. Apparently contact was made over the weekend and former Arsenal player Brian Marwood, now part of City's administration team, is involved in the negotiations. The consensus appears to be a fee of around £25m with Adebayor set to earn a salary of up to £170,000, although the £130,000 reported elsewhere makes more sense. I mean that relative to the £170,000. Stepping back and looking at it it's hard to get your head around it. As the man from East Lower says:
    To ‘reward’ Adebayor for scoring 30 goals, Arsenal doubled his salary last summer. And now, to ‘reward’ him for being 50% as prolific, City intend to double it again. Half as good – twice as well rewarded. Now really, what kind of industry does that?
    That is a very good question but it's an industry that has been utterly skewed by a small minority who fling cash around like it's Monopoly money. Madrid have spent £150m+ on three players, City are offering monstrous wages and can probably tempt clubs into selling by offering all the cash in one go instead of a spread of payments like most transfers, while Chelsea have been huge spenders since Abramovich took over. City yesterday completed the signing of Carlos Tevez. He turned down the chance to stay with United, a team that consistently challenges for the most important trophies each season, to go play for their local rivals who aren't even in Europe. Money talks. Great huge sums of money talk. And while we can sit here and tut and shake our heads, the fact is that money talks in every industry, not just football. Get an offer to double your salary in your day to day life and chances are you'd consider it. If we were footballers we'd like to think we'd be above that. If we were earning £80,000 a week at Arsenal the lure of £50,000 more or £90,000 would count for nothing. We'd have some loyalty. The reality is though that we're Arsenal fans, players are just players who, for the most part, will go where the conditions ar best, where the money is best, where their ego is pampered most. You can't expect loyalty, even from a bloke whose salary you more than doubled the summer before. If this offer is real, if City are really offering us £25m for Adebayor then we will take the money, especially if we can do a deal to get it in one lump. If City are really offering Adebayor £130,000 a week then he will sign for them and it won't cost him a thought. Would it make sense on a footballing level? Adebayor has scored 46 goals in two seasons, a very healthy return by any standards. However, we know all about the problems, I'm not going to rehash them today, and it's widely known that the manager is prepared to sell him and was prepared to sell him last summer if the right offer had come in. Arsene Wenger was hardly unequivocal when asked about Adebayor's future, saying he could stay if he wanted, and the fact that he has quite obviously lined up Bordeaux's Marouane Chamakh to replace Adebayor says a lot. There are those who will say that by selling Adebayor and bringing in Chamakh we make ourselves weaker. I suppose on paper it might look that way but if Chamakh comes in he's added to forward line-up which also includes Robin van Persie, Eduardo, Andrei Arshavin, Nicklas Bendtner, Carlos Vela and possibly Theo Walcott. There are more than enough goals there to compensate for Adebayor's departure. If the remainder of the money is used to fund the central midfielder we're all looking for then I don't think we're weaker at all. We're stronger. Are we making City better? Maybe so but City can buy anyone they want, and there are better players than Adebayor out there, in my opinion. So, we'll have to wait and see what happens but to my mind if this deal is genuine then it's in our interests to take it - provided the money we earn from the sale is reinvested into the squad. A £20m+ profit on a player who cost far less than the £6m mooted at the time of his arrival is fantastic business but that profit must be used to strengthen the team. In other news it looks as if our executive team is being added to. In the Ivan Gazidis interview last week the CEO spoke about improving Arsenal's income from a marketing point of a view and reports suggest 'veteran sports marketer' Tom Fox will be joining the club. You can read more about him here. The Mirror reports we're about to nick one of Chelsea's youngest stars. Midfielder Frank Nouble is rated one of their most exciting talents but has refused to sign a new deal and speculation is he's coming our way. At 17 though he's just another one to add to the list of exciting young players at the club, if he comes. The BBC's business editor takes a look at Arsenal's finances. Interesting but surely the document commissioned by Usmanov will naturally take a negative view on things to try and convince people that his rights issue offer appears more attractive? It seems rather a lot to suggest a £20m fall in earnings. Anyway, it's worth a read. So, there you go. Not a lot else happening but you have to imagine that if the Adebayor deal goes through it'll spark all kinds of stories about how, when and on who we're going to spend the money. The quiet time may be over. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1678 2009-07-14 09:00:26 2009-07-14 09:00:26 open open if-the-city-offer-is-real-then-arsenal-will-sell-and-adebayor-will-go publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Thoughts on Adebayor and City http://arseblog.net/2009/07/15/thoughts-on-adebayor-and-city/ Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1676 they confirmed talks with Arsenal were ongoing about the purchase. Their manager, Mark Hughes, said:
    Yes, there has been contact. There is a deal to be done, possibly. But it's not been concluded as we speak here. Until that actually happens it's not really the time or the place.
    However, reports emerged yesterday suggesting that Adebayor had undergone a medical and today will have a work permit hearing in Manchester. I'm not sure I understand that. Surely he has a work permit already if he's playing for Arsenal. I wasn't aware these things were club specific. Anyway, that is the state of play. The fee, when it's announced, no doubt be 'undisclosed' but it's thought to be around the £25m mark. It's hard to argue with that. Speaking about the possible sale Ray Parlour says:
    He was too lazy at times last season and just didn’t do it. His body language wasn’t great. Wenger will not stand in his way because they can get a lot of money for him and then get a very good player to replace him. His attitude amazed me at times last season when he just didn’t put it in.
    And Ray Parlour is a man who knows a thing or two about effort on the football pitch. I've thought since the BBC Football Focus interview that Adebayor's time was up at Arsenal. After that interview he was dropped from the final games of the season, the manager doing his usual diplomatic thing of claiming the player had an injury, but in my opinion that was a deliberate manoeuvre from Adebayor to ensure he got a move this summer. You don't go on TV and do an interview like that without understanding the consequences. It was grossly unprofessional. What was worrying though was the fact that nobody seemed even remotely interested in him. Barcelona's main targets this summer have been David Villa and even Diego Forlan, Real Madrid bought top class attacking players in Kaka, Ronaldo and Benzema, while AC Milan, the favoured destination, have been sitting with £55m burning a hole in their pocket and they haven't made any contact at all. With all that money they haven't approached us once about Adebayor. His stock, which was so high last summer on the back of his fantastic season, has fallen dramatically. So much so that the only club interested in him in Man City, a rich man's toy going about the place playing Championship Manager. In a way it's kind of sad. Had he had good advice from his 'people' last summer he might not have thought he was one of the best strikers in the world, merely an improving one with plenty of potential who had created a wonderful platform for himself at Arsenal. The previous summer Arsene Wenger gave him a new contract and a healthy salary rise based more on the manager's faith in him rather than his performances. When the performances AW hoped for arrived the agents and vultures came calling and Adebayor believed every word they told him. But what they told him was not for the good of his career, it was for them to take their cut, make their percentage from a big transfer or a bumper new contract at Arsenal. Fans made it clear what they thought of his antics at the Emirates Tournament last summer, reacting to the player's ludicrous claim that he'd had his phone off all summer and had no idea what was going on. They didn't like that he flirted with clubs all summer and then kissed the Arsenal badge having just scored a penalty in a meaningless friendly. The only way for Adebayor to engage in proper damage limitation was on the pitch. Not in interviews, not by kissing the badge, and to be fair to him in the early part of the season he seemed well up for it. Yet as time went by the running his socks off stopped, the chasing and harrying defenders dwindled, and it culminated in those two unforgivable performances in the Champions League semi-finals, referenced in that BBC interview where he basically said 'I'm up against Vidic and Ferdinand, what do you expect me to do?' Yes, 16 goals in an injury hit season was a decent return but there's more to this deal than what he has or hasn't done on the pitch. You can't overlook what goes on behind the scenes, what happens off the pitch, attitude in training, relationships with teammates etc - and the man who knows best in that regard is the manager. He will have taken all those factors into consideration before making any decision. He'll know he's making a potential rival stronger, Adebayor is a far better player than Darius Vassell, but he's not going to do it without believing it's in the best interests of Arsenal. The decision to sell him will have been Arsene Wenger's and only Arsene Wenger's. He knows he's got a player who doesn't want to be at the club anymore and he knows he's being made the kind of offer which will allow him to strengthen his squad. The kind of offer that no other club in the world would make for Adebayor. As I said yesterday if that £25m is reinvested in the squad we make ourselves stronger, not weaker, and for me that is the main point of this deal. How soon will we get confirmation? Who knows? It wouldn't be a surprise to see it go through today at some stage. City have a tour of South Africa which I imagine they'd really like a famous African player to be part of. After that it's down to us to use the money well, consign Adebayor to history like the countless other players who have left our club down the years, and move on. In other news the club have hinted at players who may be involved in Saturday's game against Barnet. They don't guarantee anyone's involvement but say some of the players who returned for pre-season on July 7th could be involved. I suspect we'll see a very young team against Barnet with a sprinkling of senior players. The papers are speculating that Tomas Rosicky and Philippe Senderos will play but they're merely part of the July 7th group, it could be any of them. Beyond that not much else happening. Let's just hope this business can be wrapped up quickly, the sooner it's done the better for all concerned.]]>
    1676 2009-07-15 09:00:48 2009-07-15 09:00:48 open open thoughts-on-adebayor-and-city publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor 'needs time' - Sylvester swap - various news http://arseblog.net/2009/07/16/adebayor-needs-time-sylvester-swap-various-news/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1673 Emmanuel Adebayor. As it stands the deal hasn't gone through yet although he was granted a work permit yesterday. However, the Guardian reports that he's asked Man City for a 'few days' to think about the move, worried about how it will be perceived in Africa. Hey, they're too busy blessing the rains down there to worry about what some gangly footballer does. And I'm pretty sure Adebayor isn't that worried about it, especially when he sees those extra zeroes on his proposed salary. I suspect this is just a bit of posturing. It's clear that Arsene Wenger wants him gone from Arsenal, why would he stay? He can always talk about what a fantastic 'project' it is at Man City and while there's no European football this year the club has shown its ambition with the signings its made this summer blah blah blah. I'd be happy enough to write something that sounds not too trite, if that'd help. Interestingly one of the reports yesterday said that Adebayor's advisors had offered him to Man United as well. I know it sounds ludicrous but given the kind of people he's surrounded with I wouldn't be at all surprised if that were true. If I had to guess I'd say United weren't the only club to get a phone call from his agent and not the only club to put the phone down laughing when they heard his wage demands. Anyway, as I said yesterday the sooner this is done and dusted the better for all concered. Meanwhile a deal to bring in the man hotly tipped to replace Adebayor, Marouane Chamakh, may be complicated by Bordeaux's desire to have Sylvester included. I say complicated but it's not really. We should wrap him up, stick a bow on him and give him to them for free whether we sign Chamakh or not. It'd be like a little present to help foster a friendship although one Bordeaux fan on Twitter yesterday wasn't that keen on Sylvester. I can't imagine why. He also thought that Chamakh was a good player who would do well in England and at Arsenal so we'll see what happens there. I can't imagine there'd be that much reluctance on the manager's part to include the former Man United man in any deal. With 6 centre-halves and three left backs (not including Sylvester) at the club at the moment I don't think we'd miss him that much. And if you were to look at the centre-halves he is by far the obvious choice if you were told to bring one out into the woods and then drive off. There was some talk yesterday about Klaas-Jan Huntelaar being a possible Adebayor replacement but honestly I can't see it. He'd be far more expensive than Chamakh who at £7m is a relatively inexpensive gamble for a position in which we already have plenty of options. I would much prefer to see the bulk of the Adebayor money go to strengthen the centre of our midfield where I think we're not quite as optiony, if you see what I mean. One man who won't be an option is Felipe Melo who has finally signed for Juventus. He was crap anyway, we didn't want him. Yeah. Not much else happening. I see Alexander Hleb is trying to talk his way out of Barcelona, criticising Pep Guardiola for not giving players confidence. This would be the same manager who took his team to the Spanish title, the Spanish cup and the Champions League. Imagine if the players had some confidence. He also says Thierry Henry has told him to stay as his first season in Spain didn't go well. That Henry, what a joker! And a little bit of good news. There were reports that Hull City and their permatanned used-car-salesman looking gleethound of a manager was hoping to sign Lauren from Portsmouth. Poor Lauren, he doesn't deserve that. Well, reports in Spain suggest that Almeria are offering him a contract and I hope he'll go there, enjoy the sunshine (oh God I miss the sunshine. And cheap beer. And mojitos), and play some football for someone other than a twat you wouldn't piss on if he were on fire. Unless you could piss petrol, in which case I'd bring slasher movies in a whole different direction. Right so, have yourselves a good Thursday. Keep the fingers crossed about you know what. More tomorrow.]]> 1673 2009-07-16 09:00:36 2009-07-16 09:00:36 open open adebayor-needs-time-sylvester-swap-various-news publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Friday gumph http://arseblog.net/2009/07/17/friday-gumph/ Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1671 he's due to undergo a medical today. This is on top of the medical he apparently had the other day. Man, they're testing the shit out of him. Andrei Arshavin isn't stressed about the imminent departure of a teammate who makes him look like he should be in the Time Bandits. He says:
    He is an excellent striker. Everybody knows him and he can score from nothing. But it is his decision whether he wants to stay or he wants to go. We have Arsene. He knows everything. He knows if we need someone then he will buy.
    Gunnerblog has more highlights from an interview which appeared somewhere. And is on video. I have vague recollections of trying to watch that last night. I like Arshavin. He's like a little Time Bandit. As for Adebayor enough has been said about it now. The only comment left to make is when he does actually leave. Or if he does something extraordinary like hold a press conference in which he announces the launch of his new Blu-ray DVD record label while telling the world he has single-handedly come up with a solution to world hunger (giant pop tarts which can be left out in the sun to toast so you don't even need a giant toaster) and discovered the final resting place of Shergar (he got knocked off for being mouthy to an IRA leader who didn't appreciated being told 'neigh' by a horse). Then we can comment. I read on Arsenal Dialysis that Carlos Vela is injured, he has a sprain apparently, and might miss pre-season. I have to say I am somewhat disappointed. Not at this news but because I have always counted on Carlos Vela News to get my news about Carlos Vela. And they had nothing. NOTHING. If you can't get your Carlos Vela news from Carlos Vela News then there's something dreadfully wrong with crazy, mixed-up, rag tag world of ours. There's not much else to tell you really. So it's time for me to go, drink more coffee, take some painkillers and be off with myself. Fingers crossed on you know what. Laters.]]>
    1671 2009-07-17 09:00:35 2009-07-17 09:00:35 open open friday-gumph publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor's loyalty + Rosicky's return and news round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/07/18/adebayors-loyalty-rosickys-return-and-news-round-up/ Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1668 The Mirror says the deal was 'completed' last night but there are complications as Adebayor is holding out for a 'loyalty bonus' because he never asked for a transfer. I don't really need to talk about how incredibly dense that is, do I? And if he's still holding out for a loyalty bonus then how can the deal be complete? Emmanuel Adebayor - loyal to the lastI'm not even sure why things like that are in contracts. There was the same discussion last summer, also involving Adebayor, unsurprisingly. When it was clear his agent was touting him around Europe there was no question of the player actually handing in a transfer request lest he be denied this sum of money. And the last time Arsenal encoutnered this was with the husband of 20% of Girls Aloud. The reason his move to Chelsea was so complicated was because he, amazingly, after going to meet Chelsea and everything else, wanted a loyalty bonus. So you can see Adebayor is in good company there. Greedy and utterly deluded. The other story that emerged was in the Mail, City apparently furious that Adebayor's people had offered him to Chelsea. I wouldn't be surprised if his agent did that, to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if his agent stuck up flyers on lamp-posts with tear-off telephone numbers, but I doubt there's real interest from Chelsea. There were reports on Sky Sports yesterday about how Adebayor was at the training ground to say his goodbyes, the infamous clearing out of the locker, but how much truth there is to that I don't know. What I do know is that the longer this goes on the worse it is for everyone. Adebayor needs to accept that his Arsenal career is over, that City are the only club prepared to offer him the money he think he's worth even if that means no Champions League football and that scuppering the deal over some outrageous 'loyalty bonus' is going to make him even more unpopular than he is now. Onwards to better things though and the squad for today's game - hah, you like that? - TODAY'S GAME - against Barnet was announced. As expected it was a mix of youngsters and some of the players who returned earliest to pre-season training. So Gallas, Almunia, Djourou, Arshavin and new boy Thomas Vermaelen will be on show at some stage, as will Tomas Rosicky. He last played for Arsenal on January 27th 2008 and has battled a very, very serious knee problem ever since. There were genuine fears that he might not play again, the injury was so unique doctors had no idea how to treat it, but here we are 18 months later and he's back. Cesc Fabregas says of him:
    He's the type of player you enjoy playing alongside and as a guy he's amazing. He didn't deserve his injury but I am sure he will come back stronger. I wish him all the best because everyone here at Arsenal loves him a lot. Technically he is one of the best in the world and physically I am sure he will be really strong because he's been working really hard. I am happy because soon he is going to be back and I can't wait to see him playing again.
    If he can stay fit there's no question at all that he adds quality and depth to our squad. And I do hope his injury worries are behind him. You can talk all you want about how hard it must be for a professional football to be injured, picking up your big pay cheque, but if you love to play football, whatever your standard, missing any period of time through injury is hard to take. To be out for that period of time, to have gone through all that uncertainty, must have been wretched, so fingers crossed he can play a big part in the season ahead. Welcome back, Tomas. The game is live via Arsenal TV online this afternoon, kick off is 3pm. In other quick news Theo Walcott talks about how we need to start grinding out results while Bordeaux's Marouane Chamakh says he'd happily play for Sunderland or Blackburn but Arsenal would be a dream, kinda like saying if I have to eat Aldi frozen lamp chops I will but I'd prefer the Kobe beef. Right, that'll be that and on the day that's it in it here's to football once again. Although you do come across some infuriating characters you've gotta love the game and the Arsenal.]]>
    1668 2009-07-18 09:00:08 2009-07-18 09:00:08 open open adebayors-loyalty-rosickys-return-and-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor signs for City at last - pre-season is underway http://arseblog.net/2009/07/19/adebayor-signs-for-city-at-last-pre-season-is-underway/ Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:09:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1665 Emmanuel Adebayor signed a 5 year deal with Manchester City. Arsenal receive a fee believed to be around £25m and it's good business for all concerned. City get a striker better than Darius Vassell and we get a load of money for a player who didn't want to be at the club anymore. In this pre-confirmation-of-transfer interview with the BBC Arsene Wenger said he felt there was a little bit of resentment on Adebayor's part that he didn't move last summer. He obviously had his heart set on Milan or Barcelona. It also confirms that he did want to go last summer despite many people thinking this was not the case. You have to wonder though - if he felt resentment staying at Arsenal when he wanted to be elsewhere, what is he going to feel at City? No doubt he's got a big, big wage increase, which will certainly help make it easier, but there's no question it's a step-down in footballing terms. No Champions League, no European football of any kind this season, and while they've certainly got plenty of ambition, neither Rome nor Abu Dhabi were built in a day. Anyway, he's a footballer who had his head turned by money, he's not the first and he certainly won't be the last. His advisors have taken away a real chance from him, a player who, if he had kept working hard and not believed the hype, might well have had a great career at Arsenal and improved as a footballer while doing so. But when you're dealing with a guy who, at 24 years of age, talks about having to prepare for his retirement then you know where his focus is. He says he didn't go to City for cash, which may in part be true. He went to City because he really had no choice, he'd backed himself into a corner at Arsenal with his behaviour, poor performances and the Football Focus interview which was essentially Gooner Hara-kiri. There was no Barcelona offer this summer. There was no Milan offer, even with all of that Kaka money and their very real need for a striker. City was the only option he had. And look, he acted like a cunt, in my opinion, but in the grand scheme of things he's just another footballer who was badly advised, let his ego get the better of him and fucked things up when there was no need for it at all. I've noticed a couple of headlines this morning claiming that AW says the fans forced him out. Firstly, Wenger said no such thing and secondly it's not true. The responsibility for what happened last summer is entirely Adebayor's, and what was borne out of that is down to him as well. So I'm glad to see him go but that's about as far as it goes. Arsene Wenger can wish him well and thank him for the goals he scored, as you would expect the manager to do. Arsenal fans can remember some fantastic goals, particularly against Sp*rs, and consign him to history which is where he now belongs. The main talking point now is : What are we going to do with all that delicious money?! I've been of the opinion that Adebayor doesn't necessarily need to be replaced, depending on how we line up nect season, and it's something the boss is obviously considering too, although he does mention Chamakh. He says:
    We have Van Persie, Arshavin, Rosicky, Walcott, Bendtner, Eduardo. We are not in a hurry. We just want to prepare for the season and see if we need to add something. Chamakh is one of the players we've followed and if we need to go for a striker he's a possibility. We're keeping an eye on him.
    Without wishing to sound like a broken record I can live without a striker coming in, I can quite happily accept Chamakh as a relatively cheap gamble if that's what he wants to do, but I dearly want to see us pursue the midfielder the manager seems to think we need as well. We were clearly after Melo and it'd be nice to go out and do that business as soon as possible. No doubt there'll be all kinds of speculation now that the press know we have a few bob to spend (like The People going all original and linking us again with Obafemi Martins). Anwyay, all that transfer malarkey aside it was nice to have football yesterday. I watched the 2-2 draw with Barnet which saw our goals come from Andrei Arhsavin after nice work from Sanchez Watt in the first half and a beautiful curler from Nacer Barazite in the second. Their goals came from scrappy defending, both from set-pieces, so obviously old habits are dying hard. But there's really no need to analyse the performance in any way. It's the first warm-up game of pre-season, anyone who wishes to sound alerts or anything like it is taking life way too seriously. We saw the debut of Thomas Vermaelen who played like this was the first warm-up game of pre-season so it's far too early to start making any judgements. For me the most positive thing was seeing Tomas Rosicky back. He captained the side, looked absolutely delighted to be out there, and got stuck in to a couple of really strong challenges which I'm sure will give him plenty of confidence. It's good to have him back. Next week the lads head off to the Austrian training camp and some more warm-up games. The next one is on Tuesday against SC Colombia. And that's about that for this Sunday. Have yourselves a fine day. More tomorrow.]]>
    1665 2009-07-19 09:09:41 2009-07-19 09:09:41 open open adebayor-signs-for-city-at-last-pre-season-is-underway publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Rosicky on his return + French striker linked http://arseblog.net/2009/07/20/rosicky-on-his-return-french-striker-linked/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1663 He said:
    There was a time I feared Tomas could be out for good. Sometimes you think, 'Will he ever come back to the level where we want him to be?' But it looks like he has. He was confident - at some stages enough to go into a dangerous tackle. We have to manage him well and prepare him well. If we comes through pre-season well he could start the season.
    The man himself said:
    It was my first game and I know I have to improve. I have been training in Prague through my holidays and I do feel well. I have waited a long time for this moment and I am very happy
    Seeing him crunch into a couple of challenges really was encouraging. You kind of forget that he's always like a tackle, Rosicky, I remember being quite surprised when he first arrived at how willingly he'd throw himself in. What'll be interesting is where the manager is going to play him. The more I look at the squad the more I think we're going to have to change things around slightly to best accomodate the players we have. Rosicky could easily play as one of the central midfielders in a 4-3-3 or on both wings in a more traditional 4-4-2. Anyway, wherever he ends up it's good to have his experience and quality back in the mix. The speculation about how we're going to spend our money has thrown up a new name this morning. A report originating in the Mail links us with Toulouse striker Andre-Pierre Gignac (Daring, eager prince). He was top scorer in France last season but with a fee of around €18m being mentioned I don't see there being too much to this story. I suppose it's easier to chuck out names of strikers, inventing central midfielders we might want to buy is a bit more difficult. The Mail also says somewhere that Man City are still keeping tabs on Kolo Toure as Mark Hughes has decided 14 strikers is enough. Weren't they going to buy Sylvester last summer? Can't we tempt them again? We could stick a spiky haired wig on him, make him go around the place stinking of Brut and slipping over at vital moments and fool them into thinking he's John Terry. Hey, you've got to be creative in this crazy transfer world of ours. The squad flies out to Austria today for their traditional training camp. There's a game tomorrow evening against SC Colombia, as yet there's been no squad announced for that but it'll probably be quite similar to the one we saw against Barnet. Perhaps a few more senior players involved. At this stage though it's all about fitness and while long gone are the days of players coming back to work off the summer excesses they'll be put through their paces in a serious way over the next 7-10 days. Hopefully there'll be enough gossip from the training camp to keep us going while we digest the news we're after St Etienne striker Jean-Claude L'kunt and Bastia forward Francois Nomarque. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1663 2009-07-20 09:00:41 2009-07-20 09:00:41 open open rosicky-on-his-return-french-striker-linked publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It looks like Chamakh is heading for Arsenal + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/07/21/it-looks-like-chamakh-is-heading-for-arsenal-news-round-up/ Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1661 Marouane Chamakh, a name that has become familiar to many in the last few weeks. After the game against Barnet on Saturday the manager admitted that the Moroccan was someone we were keeping an eye on, should we decide to bring in a striker. However, yesterday the player himself said:
    With my agent, we have agreed terms with several English clubs that are keen to sign me. They are just waiting for my decision. They are notably Sunderland, Blackburn, Tottenham and Fulham. Arsenal? I don't really believe in it anymore. My officials have not received any offer so far.
    Now, on Irish radio last night, journalist Xavier Rivoire (who wrote a biography of Arsene Wenger and one about Robert Pires), was adamant Chamakh would be joining Arsenal, citing a conversation he had with Gilles Grimandi who apparently told him as much (cheers to Shane for the heads-up). This also tallies with the information received some weeks ago by Philippe Auclair and reported here on Arseblog. I wonder are his comments about us not being after him due to us telling him to shut up a bit. He does like to talk. So we'll wait and see what happens there. I know he's not exactly the high profile signing many people would like but to provide some kind of depth in the striker department he'd certainly fit the bill. As his contract is up next summer he would be a relatively cheap option, he'd provide insurance for Eduardo who may or may not suffer from injury setbacks again, and as I've said before I'm comfortable with him coming in provided we still address the midfield issue. I think we've got plenty of quality and potential amongst our forwards. You can argue that the roster which includes Arshavin, van Persie, Bendtner, Eduardo, Vela, Walcott is strong enough but a bit more competition can't hurt. If he does sign he's there to add some depth, he's not there to be a first team starter, so I'm easy enough with his arrival. Equally I think we can cope without him so I'm not too bothered either way. What is interesting is how quiet our midfield search appears to have gone. After the Melo saga, which wasn't really a saga, more a little sub-plot in a larger soap, there's been not one player linked. Gokhan Inler's name was thrown around a bit but I think that's just because they can't think of anyone else. I'm hoping our silence means we're working hard behind the scenes on making what I feel could be our most important signing of the summer. Both George Graham and Alex Ferguson have been taking time out of their busy schedules to speak about Arsene Wenger. Graham believes we've no chance of winning the title next season while Demento appears to have inside information about our money situation, claiming that AW might not even be able to spend the money from the Adebayor transfer. I'm not sure what evidence there is we can't use the Adebayor money just a couple of days after the deal was done. It's nice of them to give their opinions though, now it's down to Arsene to prove them wrong. As Tomas Rosicky comes back into the fold, promising he'll find his form again, Alexander Hleb is realising the grass is not greener on the other side, crying about how he should never have left Arsenal. The Barcelona bench cushion tester said:
    I regret my move from London, but unfortunately nothing can be done about it now. For me, Wenger was like a father. I consider him one of the best managers in the world. For such a boss one wants to die on the pitch.
    So despite feeling Wenger was like a father for whom he would die on the pitch, he still agitated for a move last summer. Yet another example of a footballer who follows the money, who believes the bubble of lies created around him by agents and advisors who care not one jot for his football career, only how much money they can make from him. He's made his bed, time for him lie in it without bleating like a baby. Suck it up, twat. A young Arsenal team beat Lincoln City 3-2 in a friendly last night, the goals coming from Gilles Sunu, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas and Luke Ayling. Meanwhile the rest of the squad have flown to Austria to begin the hard work of the training camp. Johan Djourou speaks about that here. And that's about that. There's a game tonight against SC Columbia, kick off is 5.30 and it's on Arsenal TV Online. They're a team full of amateurs and semi-professionals so really, anything other than a 20 goal win and we should sack the manager. You know it. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1661 2009-07-21 09:00:00 2009-07-21 09:00:00 open open it-looks-like-chamakh-is-heading-for-arsenal-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Snippet: Nasri has fractured his fibula, according to France Football http://arseblog.net/2009/07/21/snippet-nasri-has-fractured-his-fibula-according-to-france-football/ Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:07:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1659 source (in French) He's likely to be out for between six and eight weeks two and three months. Not good news. Now confirmed by the official site.]]> 1659 2009-07-21 09:07:27 2009-07-21 09:07:27 open open snippet-nasri-has-fractured-his-fibula-according-to-france-football publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Nasri's injury unfortunate but not critical + pre-season romp http://arseblog.net/2009/07/22/nasris-injury-unfortunate-but-not-critical-pre-season-romp/ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:07:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1657 we beat SC Columbia 7-1. The goals came from Aaron Ramsey (2), Nicklas Bendtner (2), Robin van Persie (2) and William Gallas. Again there's really not a lot to be read into these games so early in the schedule. They're about gaining fitness, some match sharpness and all the rest. As time goes on you get little clues as to what the manager might be thinking for the season ahead. The partnership of Djourou and Vermaelen, for example, might be one we see a fair bit as he looks at how they play together, but right now the games don't really deserve any great analysis. The fact that we scored seven against some semi-pros is nice but essentially meaningless. The main news from yesterday is, of course, the injury to Samir Nasri. He fractured his fibula in a challenge, believed to be with Abou Diaby who is to tackling what Inspector Clouseau is to detecting, and could spend two to three months out. It may well be sooner, depending on the severity of the injury, so fingers crossed that's the case. The hyperbole surrounding it is funny though. Apparently Nasri's injury is a 'hammer blow' and it puts another nail in the coffin of our chances of finishing fourth. Don't get me wrong, Nasri is a good player who I would like to see fit and healthy, but him missing the first four-six weeks of the season, if that, will not have the slightest effect on a top four finish. You hear fans wondering why we're the only club that suffers so much with injury but I'm really not sure we suffer any more than any other club. We're just more aware of it, and possibly with a smaller squad it has more of an impact, but every club has players out injured for weeks and months at a time. At the moment we seem to have enough to cope with Nasri's absence. Rosicky, Arshavin, Walcott and even Jack Wilshere are capable of playing where he plays. The big question is where he was going to play this season, we don't know exactly what the manager had in store for him. He ended last season in a strange, defensive midfield role, one which didn't really suit him in my opinion. His strengths are better exploited further up the pitch and I think that's where he'd have played in the upcoming campaign. That being the case then his absence, while unfortunate, doesn't mean there's any need to pushing the panic buttons just yet. His injury doesn't make our need for a holding midfielder any more pressing, it doesn't mean we have to dive into the transfer market right away. I was expecting a few quotes from Arsene Wenger this morning but I haven't found any from a source I trust - only from one of the ever-increasing number of hit-whoring, NewsNow raping idiots who try to outdo each other and with whom I want nothing to do. After the Barnet game though the boss was asked about the money from the Adebayor transfer and he said:
    I will be able to spend that money - [I will do it] if we are able to find the right players and if we feel it is needed. We are not in a hurry right now.
    Which has been the party line for some time now. I have to say I would be surprised if there wasn't another little flurry of activity fairly soon but trying to second guess Arsenal and transfers is a tricky business at the best of times. I just can't see him not spending the Adebayor cash though and perhaps, to counter the speculation we have to sell a big name every summer just to keep things balanced, there'll be a certain amount if pressure from the board, and Gazidis, to spend it. The Spanish press this morning are reporting that Klaas Jan Huntelaaarrrrr (Holland's more piratey footballer) has broken off negotiations with Stuttgart due to a problem over his wages (they're not offering him enough). They're speculating that we've joined the 'fight' to get him so expect him to sign for someone else by the end of the day. It looks like an agreement has been made between Arsenal and Derby County which will see Mark Randall go on loan there for the season. It can only be a good move for the player. He needs regular football at this stage of his career. Even with that I have my doubts that he'll make it with us but let's see how he goes. Young Arsenal forward Snoop Doggy-Dog talks about his experience playing up front with Andrei Arshavin. Word. The next friendly game is on Monday of next week so the lads will be getting their heads down in training, working on their fitness and, of course, avoiding Diaby's tackles. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1657 2009-07-22 09:07:00 2009-07-22 09:07:00 open open nasris-injury-unfortunate-but-not-critical-pre-season-romp publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Eduardo's not injured + Arshavin, Senderos and more... http://arseblog.net/2009/07/23/eduardos-not-injured-arshavin-senderos-and-more/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1655 The options are Tomas Rosicky who is back. And in those two months Eduardo will be back as well. Now, at first it seemed as if Eduardo would be out injured for another two months. We even speculated if he meant Nasri rather than Eduardo, his 'Thomas Bendtner' from the other day fresh in everyone's mind, but it seems as if he meant that during the two months of Nasri's absence we'll have Eduardo. Arsenal Analysis, who seem to have a good record of finding stuff about Eduardo before anyone else, even have some quotes from the player himself. Speaking to the Croatian press he said:
    I am completely ready physically. I was told that I will play between 20 and 30 minutes on the 27th July when we play against Szombatelya. Two days later against Hannover 96 I will play a half.
    This tallies with stuff he was saying a couple of weeks back. When talking about his recuperation from the surgeries he had at the end of last season he said his first games in pre-season would be in Austria so it seems as if everything is on track. Which is good news. I'm really hopeful about Eduardo this season. I think if he stays free of injury for the most part he's going to get a lot of goals for us. People talk about replacing Adebayor and suggest we don't have a striker who can get 25-30 goals, and that may be true. My feeling is that the manager would rather have three or four players who can get 15-20 than one guy on whom much relies. Eduardo is certainly capable of at least 20 in all competitions provided he remains fit - and that's where the big question mark is. It's not about his ability. Anyway, it's good to know he's on schedule so fingers crossed. There was also good news regarding Samir Nasri. Arsene says his break is 'not complicated' and he could be back in six weeks. I know our diagnosis of an injury and estimated time out for a player can often be somewhat ... erm ... completely and utterly wrong but let's hope this is not one of those times. Andrei Arshavin has been a breath of fresh air since he arrived at the club. His ability and professionalism are fantastic. He's added experience and a bit of intelligence to the side and he's really looking forward to the new campaign. What's most refreshing about him though is his willingness to not talk shite like many other footballers. On the season ahead he says:
    We all believe that there will be trophies, and that the new season will be full of joy for the players and the fans. But we have to finish speaking about how young we are. We need to play like we are a big and strong team.
    Amen to that. Nobody is interested in how young our players are anymore. In some quarters it has been used as an excuse but going into this season there aren't really any novices. Sure, we'll see Gibbs play some more games and maybe the introduction of Jack Wilshere as the season progresses but despite the relatively young age of some of the players there's no lack of experience in this squad. The fans know about the potential of the team, of the players, we've been hearing it for quite some time now, but the Russian is right. It's time to stop talking about that and it's time for this group of players to deliver. I think they know that and I think the manager knows that. And once everyone is singing from the same hymn sheet I think it's all quite positive. The boss has also spoken about the future of Philippe Senderos, saying it's 'open'. The player has offers from elsewhere but has yet to make up his mind about what to do. Regular readers will know I'm a fan of Phil and I'd like to see him to stay. He's heading towards the right age for a centre-half, he got reasonable experience last season at Milan (even if he didn't play as much as he might have liked) and I just can't understand why Sylvester appears more likely to stay at the club than Senderos. We'll have to wait and see what happens but generally when the manager is leaving it up to the player to make a decision it means he's happy enough to let him go. I can't help feel he's one we might regret if he does. Bordeaux manager Larry White says he's willing to let Marouane Chamakh go but only to a club that 'merits him'. Which apparently rules out Sunderland, Blackburn, Fulham and, of course, Sp*rs. Not much else happening. I did notice our former left-back, now best known for being the husband a TV/Pop star, having a little dig about Man City finishing above us, but I really don't have anything to say about that. It'd be like getting upset when Phil Collins wrote a shit song or allowing yourself to get riled up by Sky Sports coverage. One must simply take the higher ground, realise that the person speaking cannot possibly open their mouth without being a leviathan sized cuntmuppet and simply ignore it. So there. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1655 2009-07-23 09:00:33 2009-07-23 09:00:33 open open eduardos-not-injured-arshavin-senderos-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adebayor blames the fans, AW, everyone but himself http://arseblog.net/2009/07/24/adebayor-blames-the-fans-aw-everyone-but-himself/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:04:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1652 He's had a fair bit to say and it's typically deluded stuff. Firstly he has a little pop at the fans, saying:
    When a player plays well, clubs come in for him. I scored 30 goals for Arsenal two seasons ago and it was not my fault that Milan, or Barcelona or Real Madrid wanted to buy me. The fans never understood that and I cannot understand why the fans went after me.
    Ok, so we accept that a player who plays well for a big club might attract the attention of other big clubs. Not a problem at all. That is, as they say, par for the course. What you shouldn't do in those circumstances though is talk about how great it would be to sign for Barcelona, passing off the comments with 'I am an Arsenal player for now but who knows in football?' style crap. Don't, just after the season ends, go to Barcelona, give an interview to El Mundo talking about how you'd love to play with Thierry Henry again and don't let them take a picture of you holding a copy of the newspaper grinning like a Cheshire cat. Don't have your agent talk time and time again about Milan and important clubs and offers and how you have to prepare for your retirement at the age of 24. Don't, months later, talk about how Milan is Beyonce and how much you fancy Beyonce, making Arsenal out to be the Susan Boyle of football. So while it's not his fault that clubs wanted to buy him he has to accept that he and his agent encouraged them. They then used that interest to negotiate a better contract at Arsenal having just been given a new contract the summer before. Trying to get the best deal for yourself is one thing, holding the club over a barrel to do it is another. And the fans understood perfectly what he had done, how he had behaved. If he can't understand why fans felt betrayed by what he had done then he's deluded. The worst part is I genuinely believe he doesn't think he's done anything wrong. In the BBC interview as well he said the same thing. But in reality what kind of a hard time did he get? A few jeers at the Emirates Cup last pre-season and his inadvisable kissing of the badge after scoring a penalty against Madrid certainly didn't help but I think the vast majority of fans were happy to let him know what they thought of his summer antics and then that was that. As I said on this blog back then the best way for him to win the fans back was to work hard and score goals. For a time it seemed that was what he was doing but it quickly became clear running and working hard were beneath him - culminating in those ghastly semi-final/end of season showings. For me the bottom line is blaming the fans is a cheap shot and cowardly. There were other players who got more stick than him last season. Nicklas Bendtner, for example, went through a period of a couple of months where he couldn't trap wind, let alone a football. Every time he misplaced a pass there were audible groans and moans and jeers and the grief he got was, in my opinion, far worse than anything directed at Adebayor. Yet he got his head down, worked hard and made things better for himself. He didn't go bleating and crying to Garth Crooks. Adebayor goes on to say:
    I was in the same position as Cesc. Every summer Barcelona tried to sign him, but the fans never turned on Cesc.
    Is he really comparing himself to Cesc? A young man who has been at the club since he was 16, who has represented us brilliantly, and who, despite the vagaries of the Spanish press, about whom we know so much, has categorically denied any stories about him moving back home almost as soon as they emerged. The reason fans never turned on Cesc is because he never acted like Adebayor. In his first interview with Man City Adebayor claimed the move was not about money. Today he says:
    I know a lot of people will be saying, ‘He went for the money’. But I would like to hear any man, if he is honest, say he would refuse it if he was earning £10 and someone offered him £30.
    Fair enough, at least he's honest about that. Now. The reason he went to City is because Wenger didn't want him anymore. And because they were offering him a ridiculously large amount of money for a player of his ability. It wasn't because the fans turned on him, not because AC Milan wanted to buy him. If Wenger had wanted to keep Adebayor he'd have done exactly that, we'd have seen a couple of articles on the official site about how last season was poor but the next one would be better, blah blah blah. His claims about Arsenal needing the money might have some validity, we'll see. It might well be a case that Arsene and Ivan Gazidis have sat down, identified where they need to strengthen the squad and said 'Well, if we sell Adebayor that gives us £X to spend on a midfielder/defender' etc. The main point though is that if Wenger wanted to keep the player he would have kept him. And even if we did need to sell a player to raise funds for a signing or two to make us stronger, what's the problem with that? Is it not better for a club to live within its means, to operate like any normal business would, instead of blindly borrowing? Of course it's down to the manager to use that money now to make us stronger. It's not at all surprising it's ended this way. There's a tremendous sense of bitterness from Adebayor, his vastly improved pay-packet is cushioning the blow of taking a drop in terms of the stature of the club he's playing for. But the sheer unwillingness to accept any of the responsibility for what happened and to point the fingers at the fans and the manager shows what kind of a character he really is. When he sold him I was of the opinion it was the right move and we'd be better off for it. This has only reinforced that. And that, my good old friends, is about the last thing I've got to say about him. We play City away on Sept 12th, I'm sure the away fans will be in good voice that day. In other news The Sun is linking us with Klaas Jan Huntelaar again. I don't really see anything new in that and I think he's too expensive an option to be honest. Thierry Henry has been talking about Arsenal as well. He says:
    It's not going to be easy without Adebayor, obviously, and what happened with Nasri was unlucky, but I still believe they can win the League. It can happen this year. I know everybody is saying this and that but in my heart I will always talk like that.
    When you compare the way he speaks about the club to the comments made by Mr X-Factor the other day it just shows what a legend Thierry is. It is interesting how soon we're being completely written off this season. Nobody expects us to challenge for the title, many expect City to eclipse us, and while I still think we need to add to the squad to be truly competitive for the upcoming campaign it's way too early for the obituaries to start. Thierry also talks about how 'vital' Cesc is but then we know that already. Marouane Chamakh says he's ready to join Sunderland and that he's fed up waiting for Arsenal. Ok then. I'm not exactly going to shed any tears. Apparently Fiorentina are going to offer €10m for Emmanuel Eboue. That seems like a reasonable deal to me. We get a load of money. They get Eboue. I'm trying to see a flaw in this plan. I suppose the main problem is that the story itself is most likely fiction. Johan Djourou on how this could be his breakthrough season. He's partnered Vermaelen twice in pre-season so far, I suspect the boss is having a good look at how they work together. It is time for him to take a step forward though, fingers crossed it happens. And that'll be about that. Have a good Friday, more tomorrow.]]>
    1652 2009-07-24 09:04:18 2009-07-24 09:04:18 open open adebayor-blames-the-fans-aw-everyone-but-himself publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Shut up Adebayor + Cana hysterics are laughable http://arseblog.net/2009/07/25/shut-up-adebayor-cana-hysterics-are-laughable/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:03:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1650 urging his new club to buy Kolo Toure. He's hoping it'll be a case of Abu Dhabi Do, saying:
    Kolo is a great friend of mine - he's a big player for Arsenal and a top defender. If the manager could get him, he can get exactly what this club wants and needs from him, I'm sure about that. I know how good Kolo is and I think what Man City needs now is a top-quality defender like him or John Terry.
    It's funny how he's been at the club less than a week and he's already telling the manager what to do. Leaving aside the fact he's urging him to sign one of our players. He really needs a big goblet of shut up juice right now, the lanky twat. Any vague feelings of goodwill towards him must surely be well and truly evaporated now. Anyway, it seems like it'll be a case of Abu Dhabi Don't as Kolo's brother, Yaya, reckons City aren't big enough for his brother. He says:
    The most important thing for my brother is that he can play with a big team. Arsenal play great football and City are not there yet. And they have Craig Bellamy. Who in their right mind would want to go to a club where that neckless savage plays? Come on.
    I have to admit that down through the years I've always had kind of a soft spot for Man City. And by soft spot I mean I didn't hate them quite as much as I hate all the other teams, simply because they were United's rivals. But now. Pffff. Forget it. They are right up there with the most objectionable teams of all time. Like a family of knackers that has won the lottery. No matter who they're playing next season I hope they get spanked like Max Mosley in a dungeon. Gael Clichy sums them up perfectly. He says:
    I really believe if you are a player who thinks only about money then you could end up at Manchester City. You have to think if you want to play for a big club and have your image or if you want to play for a good club and earn big money.
    Hard to argue with that, is it? Why did Robinho go to Man City from Real Madrid? Prestige? The chance of winning important trophies? My arse. He went because they made him an offer he couldn't refuse. The same with Adebayor. The same with Tevez. They've gone there because the money is too good to turn down and it's brilliant that somebody like Clichy has come out and said exactly that. Reports from Italy suggest a Fiorentina deal for Emmanuel Eboue is almost complete. Again the fee mentioned is aroun €9-10m which is fantastic money and even their current right back is talking about the possibility of him coming in. I shall await further developments before making any comment. Meanwhile, you have to laugh at the reaction of some people to the fact that Lorik Cana has signed for Sunderland. It seems most people's knowledge of him is based on a 5' YouTube clip of him fouling his way around the pitch like the love child of Robbie Savage and Joey Barton. I will happily confess to knowing very little about him other than that video and the fact he's been built up, in some quarters, as this mythical answer to all our midfield problems. But doesn't the fact that he's gone to Sunderland say something? Doesn't the fact that no other big clubs were even linked with him say something? If there was the chance of him signing for Arsenal wouldn't he have hung on before putting pen to paper at the Stadium of Light? I doubt we were even interested, mostly because anyone with any knowledge of French football beyond a YouTube compilation reckons he's a staggeringly average footballer who is no improvement on what we have already. I will trust people who watch the French league week in, week out and if they tell me he's not good enough then I will believe them far more than any hysterical blog which now reckons that we're practically heading for relegation because we haven't signed the Albanian Terry Hurlock. Honestly, people need to get a grip. Nobody's denying we need a midfielder but Cana is not, and never has been, the answer. I've been avoiding the Patrick Vieira to Sp*rs stories in the hope they'll go away. Ol' Twitchy reckons Paddy wants to go there though, simply because he wants to play football. Christ, if he's that desperate just to play football he can come play for my Astro team. Tuesday nights + a game of 5-a-side on Sunday, we'd win every game with him in the team and at this point he hardly needs money at all, does he? I know he was a great player for us but if he goes there to play for them then his legacy would be tainted in a big way. Surely there must be dozens of other clubs who would want Patrick Vieira. Seeing him stroll about the pitch with a weeping cock on his shirt would be hard to take. Anyway, that'll be that. I have got no plans whatsoever for today. Some intense lazing perhaps, maybe a beer or two later. So, till tomorrow, have a good day.]]>
    1650 2009-07-25 09:03:47 2009-07-25 09:03:47 open open shut-up-adebayor-cana-hysterics-are-laughable publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up, rumours galore http://arseblog.net/2009/07/26/sunday-round-up-rumours-galore/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:03:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1647 The Times is reporting, in a very casual manner I have to say, that Kolo Toure has agreed personal terms with Manchester City. To me this appears to be a couple of steps ahead of where it should be. Generally personal terms are agreed after the clubs agree a fee. The Times says £15m is what he 'should' be sold for but makes no claim of contact between the two clubs. So how are personal terms being agreed? Then you remember that Kolo's agent is one Jonathan Barnett, grubby pal of the swervy husband of the X-Factor judge from Girls Aloud and it makes some kind of sense. £15m for Kolo? It'd be something you'd have to consider, for sure. However, the only way you could accept it is by spending some of that money on another centre-half, because if Kolo leaves and Senderos leaves, as seems likely, we're only a couple of injuries away from Sylvester and Song at the back and that, my friends, is making me taste chips again. The other thing you have to consider is that it would make City better at the back and while I think getting rid of Adebayor has not affected us adversely, selling Kolo to them would probably be unwise. Steve Stammers reports in the Mirror that Eduardo's return to training is making Arsene think twice about buying a replacement for Adebayor but the News of the World says we're planning a £7m swoop for Solomon Kalou. AW did confirm last season that we'd tried to sign him last summer so that's probably where this story is coming from but I have to say the thought of Kalou in an Arsenal shirt isn't exactly filling me with glee. His name makes me think of Salamander Glue and if anyone can think of a good use for salamander glue besides sticking a whole load of salamanders to someone's car then I'd like to hear it. I bet it has nothing to do with being any good at football though. And if you thought Salamander Glue was the most off the wall transfer rumour of the day, think again. How about Lee Cattermole? £10m says VitalWigan. I watched him a bit in that U21 tournament and he does like a tackle but he's hardly the experienced quality player we're all looking for. Anyway, I would suggest this is about as likely as me laying a golden egg. Srallex Ferguson has been having a bit of a pop at Man City in the papers today, and who can blame him? While calling them 'small time' and 'people who enjoy being raped by monsters' (I think, I haven't read it all), he confirms that Emmanuel Adebayor's people desperately tried to engineer a move to United or Chelsea rather than go to the City of People Who Enjoy Being Raped By Monsters Stadium. I saw Adebayor on Sky Sports News last night talking about the upcoming season at his new club and all I could think of was 'You prick'. Not terribly clever or anything but after that many beers I'm not in charge of my own head. Rumours in Italy say that AC Milan want Nicklas Bendtner. Can't see it. Especially after Berlusconi gets on the phone to Peter Hill-Wood. PHW: "Hello?" SB: "What are you wearing you sexy little minx? I would make love to you all night long. Bring some friends. We can have an orgy". PHW: "I beg your pardon?" SB: "Ooops, so sorry. Wrong phone. Althoooooouuuugh ...." PHW: *click* The News of the World and the Mirror also tell you what you already know about young Brazilian Wellington so there's no need for me to link to the stories. And that ladies and gentlemen is about that. Have yourselves a jolly Sunday. More tomorrow.]]> 1647 2009-07-26 09:03:13 2009-07-26 09:03:13 open open sunday-round-up-rumours-galore publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Dein, Davies and that BBC interview - News round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/07/27/dein-davies-and-that-bbc-interview-news-round-up/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:02:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1645 Goonerholic gets right to it. We know David Dein was involved in Red and White, and the suspicion is that he still is, despite reports saying he'd resigned from the group. We know there are difficulties between the current board and Dein after what transpired a couple of summers ago, they remove him from the spotlight to make themselves look friendlier to the board. However, Moshiri claiming in his interview that Dein was never adequately replaced and talking up the 'Dein-Wenger axis' certainly makes you think the relationship between Red and White and Dein is not dead by any means. Also, coming back to the BBC and the way they handled the interview - we know Davies and Dein are well connected via the FA, but the relationship goes even deeper. When Dein was selling the shares in the club he loved to an Uzbeki oligarch, who do you think worked for him looking after his media relations? Correct. David Davies. It was Davies who organised the launch for the announcement of his sale to Red and White and organised and attended subsequent events for Dein. It is therefore inconceivable that Davies and Moshiri aren't well known to each other and the deeper you look into this the more it looks as if Dein has pulled in a favour from an old friend and employee. For the BBC to have allowed the interview with Moshiri to take place given the various relationships is nothing short of a disgrace. If the BBC is allowing itself to become a PR outlet for shady businessmen then it's a sad day indeed. For those of you who might wish to complain, and I would urge you to listen to the interview then do exactly that, there's a contact form on the Sportsweek page. I can't find a direct email address but if someone does they can pass it on and I'll update the blog. Direct link to the MP3 is here - go to 18' for the start of the interview. And here's the BBC's complaints page. I think it's important that the seedy background to all this is reported as it's so easy for disinformation to become fact and for people to actually believe that Red and White are acting in a way which is good for Arsenal rather than good for themselves. What is becoming clear though is that the lines are being drawn and sooner or later, and I think it's going to be sooner, we're going to have serious battle in the boardroom. Moving away from all that and there are more and more rumours about Kolo Toure and Manchester City. After John Terry said he never had any intention of leaving Chelsea, despite him taking a month to say it, their search for a centre-half brings them to Kolo. There doesn't appear to be anything really new, the Daily Mail are saying the two clubs are 'in talks' but this is the same paper who said Adebayor had had a medical at City about 5 days before it actually happened. It does seem as if there's plenty of smoke to this one and probably a bit of fire so we'll wait and see what transpires. Meanwhile, the other Ivorian could be a Fiorentina player inside 48 hours if reports from Italy are correct. Apparently they've got a representative coming to London tomorrow to do a deal. Again time will tell. Overlooked amidst all the shoddy journalism and transfer rumours is the fact that we have a game tonight. We play Szombathelyi Haladas at 6pm and hopefully we'll get to see Eduardo play his first game of the pre-season. It's live via the official site later on and some football will be timely medicine against all the other crap. Till tomorrow.]]> 1645 2009-07-27 09:02:30 2009-07-27 09:02:30 open open dein-davies-and-that-bbc-interview-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Pre-season goals galore + Kolo's Man City links grow stronger http://arseblog.net/2009/07/28/pre-season-goals-galore-kolos-man-city-links-grow-stronger/ Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:01:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1643 cock it up so badly he's going to end up on countless YouTube compilation reels. It's nice that we're scoring goals, I have to say, even if there's not too much to be read into these pre-season games, but perhaps we're beginning to see the way the team might line up this season. At times it looked as if we were playing with three central midfielders with two wide forwards playing behind a main striker. Interesting. We'll get a better idea when we can actually see the games in decent resolution without having to sit 6 inches away from a computer monitor. Arsenalist has the goals and an interview with Eduardo. The appearances of Kolo Toure and Emmanuel Eboue in the first half might be a small clue as to their futures. I thought that if any possible moves were forthcoming they'd be protected from injury but maybe that doesn't apply to friendly games like these. Whatever the truth from the Arsenal camp the papers are full of stories again this morning: keywords = Kolo Toure, Manchester City and £15m. There are reports of personal terms being agreed and talks being at an 'advanced' stage so there definitely seems to be something going on. A Cultured Left Foot makes an interesting point in that no denial of these rumours has been forthcoming. In a summer when we've heard from almost all the players linked with moves away, even Nicklas Bendtner yesterday denied any possible move to AC Milan, Kolo and the club have been very quiet about this one. That might just be because there's nothing doing, that this is all nothing but rumour, but it would make you wonder. These stories haven't really gone away since January when Kolo handed in a transfer request, then decided at the last minute to stay at Arsenal. Perhaps he didn't want to be the first high profile player to go there. Would the arrivals of Tevez, Barry and Adebayor make it easier for him? We'll see. The Mirror speculates that if we do sell him the money will go almost straight away on Fulham's Brede Hangeland who is becoming the Obafemi Martins of defenders. Whenever we're linked with any kind of defender, it's him. One thing is for sure though, that if we sell Kolo Toure to Manchester City that money must be invested back into the team. The same if Eboue leaves for Italy. Arsene generally knows the right time to sell a player, I don't think there are too many Arsenal fans who would dispute that, where he's fallen down in recent times is by not replacing them. The obvious example here is Gilberto. Allowed to leave last summer I'm very much of the opinion that he'd still have brought more to the team than Denilson or Song or Diaby last term. Anyway, with the Adebayor money already in the coffers, adding another £20m or so by selling the two Ivorians would surely have to bring about some transfer action. Meanwhile new boy Thomas Vermaelen says his lack of height is not a big problem because he can read the game well and he's got a good jump. Oh dear, one thing everybody knows is that white men can't jump. Time to hear from some legends now. Firstly Thierry Henry has reacted to Twitchy Redknapp's claims that he advised Patrick Vieira to sign for Sp*rs, saying:
    I am Arsenal through and through. I’d never advise anyone to sign for Tottenham. I can’t have Arsenal fans thinking I am helping Tottenham in any way.
    And that is why Thierry Henry is an Arsenal great. Well, that and all those goals he scored for us. I seem to remember a few of those down the years, but he doesn't slag off the club, the fans, the manager, or anyone else, which is why he'll be remembered with fondness and some players will be subjected to verbal custard pies whenever they return. He also believes the trophy drought could come to an end this season, saying:
    I know how those supporters feel. Like them, I am Arsenal through and through and we all suffer when the team doesn't win anything. All I can say to them right now is to have faith in Arsene and know that the first trophy in five years will be more enjoyable than ever.
    Then Dennis Bergkamp has been talking about Andrei Arshavin. He reckons the Russian's a good 'un, saying:
    Arshavin has every chance of becoming a favourite of the London fans. Arsenal found the kind of player they have been lacking. I hope Andrey will not rest on his laurels and will to continue to work to a higher level. Then he will become part of Arsenal's history.
    And there's another man who knows a thing or two about becoming part of Arsenal's history. Arshavin doesn't strike me as the rest on his laurels type anyway but that kind of backing from someone as important to Arsenal fans as Dennis must be nice to get. Robin van Persie reckons we're in good shape in the striking department but he wouldn't be unhappy to see a new signing come in as it would strengthen the squad. Good attitude. And beyond that there's not much to tell you. The lads will continue training ahead of the final game of the Austrian tour tomorrow evening. It would be nice to see us line up in red shirts though. The more I see that away kit the less I like it. And that's saying something. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1643 2009-07-28 09:01:57 2009-07-28 09:01:57 open open pre-season-goals-galore-kolos-man-city-links-grow-stronger publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Well, if there's anything to be said about our transfer business this summer it's been efficient. Certainly when it comes to selling a player to Man City. No sooner has their been confirmation of interest from the nouveau riche Mancarabs then the deal is practically done. So it was yesterday when Kolo Toure flew back from the Arsenal training camp, underwent a medical, signed a four year deal worth £100,000+ a week and the next moment it's all official - on both clubs websites (City this time actually waited for the deal to be done between the clubs before announcing it). There was talk of a row over a 'severance payment' but I think that was Sky trying to add more drama to a transfer which was business-like and professional. That didn't suit them though so they make up some story about the player holding out for payment. It smacks of fiction when the deal is done so quickly after announcing it. So, Kolo is gone and he goes with the best wishes of all Arsenal fans, I'm sure. He's been a real legend for us, the last real link to the Invincibles and he'll be missed. I don't think there's anyone connected with the club who would have a bad word to say about him. He's an all-round good guy and while I don't think we want to wish his club great success I hope he does well there and smashes Craig Bellamy's spine in training one day. Thanks for the memories, Kolo. 322 games, 14 goals, and lot of smiles. Good luck (except when you play against us). Oh, and give Adebayor a slap for us too. Cheers. Moving on to on-field matters there was a game last which saw us beat Hanover 96 1-0. The goal came from Cesc Fabregas, making his first appearance of pre-season, a nice through ball from Robin van Persie and Cesc went around the keeper before sliding it home. It was certainly a more competitive game than the ones against the part-timers and what have you, but that's no bad thing. You need to step up the intensity a bit. What is interesting is the way we lined up. We started with a kind of 4-3-2-1 formation. Three central midfielders, two attackers wide and a central striker. Last night saw Bendnter and Arshavin in those wide positions with RVP up front. When you look at the players coming back, Vela, Walcott, Eduardo, Rosicky, Nasri - there's certainly a lot of scope for those roles to be interchangeable. The latter two could even play as part of the midfield three if necessary. What is clear though is that if the boss is thinking of adopting this for the campaign ahead we still need one more player. If you take Cesc, Denilson, Diaby, Song and Ramsey as our central midfield options and you're going to play three at any one time then we need more cover than that. Leaving aside the fact I believe we need more quality in there anyway, five midfielders for two positions is plenty, five for three is a bit short, in my opinion. Anyway, we'll get a better look at the way we're lining up during the Emirates Cup this weekend. At the end of last night's game it seems that Emmanuel Eboue went over to the Arsenal fans, threw in his boots/shirt etc and waved goodbye. He's been linked very strongly with a move to Fiorentina and it does look as if something is happening. Now, regular readers will know I won't shed too many tears at his departure but at the same time it does leave us a bit light in the right back department. There's no obvious stand-in for Sagna if needed. Kolo's gone, Alex Song was used there once and it did not go well, Djourou is a centre-half, so if the manager sells Eboue perhaps that's an area he might need to spend some money in. The big gossip this morning is the return of Patrick Vieira. Apparently Ian Wright said on his radio show that he heard we were going to offer him a 'pay as you play' deal. Whether or not this is Ian Wright trying to get a bit of publicity for his show remains to be seen. On one level it makes a kind of sense. You bring in a player who is not going to get in the way, long term, of players Wenger has great faith in. It adds experience and quality to the side. On the other though how many times has Arsene ever gone back and signed someone he let go? Does Paddy even have the legs for the Premier League anymore? He's spent a lot of time injured in the last two years, so I have to say I'd be more than surprised if he came back. That said, if you gave me the choice between Vieira and nobody at all then I would most certainly choose Vieira. Former great Nigel Winterburn has his say on transfers in an interesting Guardian piece. He says: I think it is now essential that Arsène makes new signing. They need three players to bolster the squad; a centre-half, a strong central midfielder to complement Cesc Fábregas and possibly someone else up front. While we're all hoping for one signing I think three is really expecting too much. We haven't heard from AW after last night's game and I'm assuming there'll be some pre-Emirates Cup press stuff so hopefully we'll get some more info in the next day or so. What is interesting to note though is that very few clubs are buying players at the moment. United raked in £80m from Ronaldo, spent £20m on Valencia and that French bloke who looks like Sylvester's son plus a cheapo deal for Michael Owen and that's it. Liverpool bought a right back half funded by money they were owed by Portsmouth while Chelsea have signed Zhirkov and nobody else. Look at who is spending money. Real Madrid, gone mad with the money. Man City, throwing cash around like they're playing football monopoly, and Barcelona have paid Inter Milan the best part of €50m + Eto'o for a striker who isn't nearly as good as the one they've let go. So there seems to be a kind of madness around the transfer market at the moment. We're not buying, that's for sure, but neither is anyone else. It's odd. Anyway, just thought that was worth mentioning. That'll do for today. More tomorrow. http://arseblog.net/2009/07/29/well-if-theres-anything-to-be-said-about-our-transfer-business-this-summer-its-been-efficient-certainly-when-it-comes-to-selling-a-player-to-man-city-no-sooner-has-their-been-confirmation-of-i/ Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1641 Kolo Toure arrived at Arsenal from ASEC Mimosas in 2002 for a fee of around £250,000. It looks like he's going to leave Arsenal for Manchester City for somewhere in the region of £16m. It's another incredible piece of transfer business from Arsene Wenger who has made this kind of deal his speciality. I don't think there's another manager in the world who has generated such profits when selling players. So from a business point of view it's a very good move for Arsenal. Of course as fans we're not really that interested in the business side of things, more the football, but it's difficult to separate the two. Back in January when rumours of City's interest first became known I said that an offer of £12m would be far too good to turn down, here were in July and another £4m on top of that makes it even better. So while I don't believe there's any real debate about how good a piece of business it is there's certainly going to be a lot of chat about whether it's good for us from a football point of view. Let's try and examine that. We know for a fact that Kolo handed in a transfer request in January. At that time he cited the breakdown of his relationship with William Gallas as the reason but the more info we got the more it looked like his head had been turned by the financial consideration on offer from City. And with Jonathan Barnett as his agent we have a man with some amount of previous in that regard. He was present with the husband of the X-Factor judge from Girls Aloud in meetings with Mourinho and Chelsea when the money on offer turned the head of a player who had been at the club since he was nine years of age. Kolo's request may also have been based on the fact he had lost his place as a first choice and in that regard I had some sympathy for him. I thought Gallas' form was poorer as the defence struggled up until Christmas, but eventually the request was withdrawn (a move which angered City if you believe the rumours - they thought the deal was practically done), he declared his love for the club and said he was staying. He played regularly until the end of the season. There are those who will question why we're letting an experienced campaigner like Kolo Toure and go to a club which the manager has identified as a threat to our position in the top four. It's a legitimate concern, no doubt about it. What I would say is that since his return from the ACN a little under 18 months ago Kolo has not been the same player. He had a bout of malaria which certainly affected him, he didn't seem as fit, he looked heavier, and the blinding recovery pace on which his defensive game was based seemed to have deserted him. Arsene Wenger is a statistician. He'll have looked at Kolo's physical performances over the last 18 months both on the pitch and in training and if he thinks the chances of Kolo finding his old form and physical shape again are unlikely then this will have played a large part in his decision to sell. I'm not doubting the money on offer has been a factor too but whatever you might think Wenger is not stupid. He's not going to sell City a player capable of the great things we used to see from Kolo Toure, nor is he going to deprive his own team of that talent and experience if he thinks he's still capable of it. If he believes Kolo's decline is permanent then that will have made his mind up, also taking into account he'd have been away for 6-8 weeks in the winter at the ACN again. And when it comes to selling players heading towards 30 I think we have to trust Wenger's judgement. He rarely makes a mistake in that regard. Now, do I expect the manager to replace him with someone like Hangeland? No, I don't. Yesterday he spoke about how having seven centre-halves at the club played a part in allowing Kolo to leave. You don't use that as a reason and then go out and buy another one. He's bought Vermaelen to be first choice, there's no doubt about that in my mind, leaving Gallas and Djourou to scrap to be his partner. He seems to like Alex Song at the back, although I'm not convinced, Philippe Senderos is back at the club and I wouldn't be at all sorry to see him stay, and then there's Sylvester. Ok, the less said about that the better. You may argue all you want about the qualities of these players but based on the way I think the manager looks at them I don't think he's going to buy another centre-half. I think rumours about Hangeland are just that, it's an easy name for journalists to bandy about and make copy. I sincerely doubt we have any interest in him at all. So now people will talk about Wenger having a £40m cash mountain to spend which I'm not sure is entirely accurate. Taking into account we've spent £25m since January on Arshavin and Vermaelen the Adebayor deal has balanced the books (we might assume that these purchases were made on the basis that the club was budgeting for the sale of Adebayor this summer), the Toure money would put us in profit. So I while I'm sure he has money to spend he certainly doesn't have £40m. He hasn't ruled out bringing in new players, telling Arsenal TV online yesterday:
    Well at the moment I'm more focussed to get everybody fit for the start of the season. We are looking at opportunities as well but there are still some pre-season games to see what we really need and when the time has come we will do something.
    Which is all a bit confusing. Surely he doesn't need pre-season to tell him what he needs? Last season would have done that more than adequately I'm sure. So while he's not ruling anything out it doesn't seem as if there's any deal close to being done, which I know won't please many. I think even with the Kolo departure we only really need one signing. We need to add some Arshavin-esque quality to the centre of our midfield. With that purchase I believe we can really challenge on all fronts but I can't help feeling, and this feeling might be coming from the pit of my stomach, that he's looking at Denilson, Song, Diaby and Ramsey, considering the football they played last year and banking on them being a year older, more experienced and better. I think it's a big risk to take if that's the way he is thinking. We saw the impact signing Arshavin made on the team, that kind of signing in central midfield would certainly reassure fans and signal the club's intent to challenge for trophies and not scrap for fourth once again. It's clear he identified the centre of defence as an area that needed strengthening and he went out and did it almost straight away. If he believed the centre of midfield needed the same kind of investment wouldn't he have done it by now? I know there were rumours about Melo but isn't it just as plausible that Fiorentina fabricated some interest to push through a better deal with Juventus? It's certainly not impossible that these players can improve, they are all young and the manager has great faith in them, my worry is that if he chooses to go down that road and things go wrong then he's on a hiding to nothing. People will point to the money raised by the sales of Adebayor and Toure and castigate him for not spending and for relying on players who did not produce last season. He is making a rod for his own back, so he's got a big decision to make in that regard. Nevertheless, he has said we're 'looking at opportunities' so I'm hoping my gut feeling on this is wrong. I suspect he's waiting, looking to see who might be available, and if the right player comes along we might buy. We've got just over a month until the transfer window closes. I suspect we're going to hear a a few vague stories about how we'll bring in the right player if they can add something 'special' to the squad, but at the moment, and this is just my own feeling on this, I'm not expecting anyone else to come in. No doubt that's going to prompt some amount of discussion so I might just stick my flak jacket on and have another cup of coffee. Going back to Kolo briefly, it'll be sad to see him go. He's given a lot to this club, his enthusiasm and hard work endeared to him to the fans. I think it was very early in the life of Arseblog that he was tried at centre-half in pre-season (against Rangers if I recall correctly) and he was fantastic. If you look at the players he was coming in to take over from (Keown and Adams) it shows what a performer he was. He scored us some goals, some vital ones too, and he's really the last full link to the invincibles side. But that's football, players move on all the time, in a way it's a shame he's going to that bunch of lottery winning knackers but c'est la vie. Thanks, Kolo. There's a game tonight, of course, we play Hanover 96 in the final game of our Austrian pre-season 'tour'. No doubt we'll get some more from the manager on the Kolo deal, and it'll give us another chance to try and guess how we're going to play next season. Although I think it'll be the weekend and the Emirates Cup before we really get an idea of that. Right then, have at it. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Kolo's gone. Eboue on his way - and Paddy to come back? http://arseblog.net/2009/07/30/kolos-gone-eboue-on-his-way-and-paddy-to-come-back/ Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1639 it's all official - on both clubs websites (City this time actually waited for the deal to be done between the clubs before announcing it). There was talk of a row over a 'severance payment' but I think that was Sky trying to add more drama to a transfer which was business-like and professional. That didn't suit them though so they make up some story about the player holding out for payment. It smacks of fiction when the deal is done so quickly after announcing it. So, Kolo is gone and he goes with the best wishes of all Arsenal fans, I'm sure. He's been a real legend for us, the last real link to the Invincibles and he'll be missed. I don't think there's anyone connected with the club who would have a bad word to say about him. He's an all-round good guy and while I don't think we want to wish his club great success I hope he does well there and smashes Craig Bellamy's spine in training one day. Thanks for the memories, Kolo. 322 games, 14 goals, and lot of smiles. Good luck (except when you play against us). Oh, and give Adebayor a slap for us too. Cheers. Moving on to on-field matters there was a game last which saw us beat Hanover 96 1-0. The goal came from Cesc Fabregas, making his first appearance of pre-season, a nice through ball from Robin van Persie and Cesc went around the keeper before sliding it home. It was certainly a more competitive game than the ones against the part-timers and what have you, but that's no bad thing. You need to step up the intensity a bit. What is interesting is the way we lined up. We started with a kind of 4-3-2-1 formation. Three central midfielders, two attackers wide and a central striker. Last night saw Bendnter and Arshavin in those wide positions with RVP up front. When you look at the players coming back, Vela, Walcott, Eduardo, Rosicky, Nasri - there's certainly a lot of scope for those roles to be interchangeable. The latter two could even play as part of the midfield three if necessary. What is clear though is that if the boss is thinking of adopting this for the campaign ahead we still need one more player. If you take Cesc, Denilson, Diaby, Song and Ramsey as our central midfield options and you're going to play three at any one time then we need more cover than that. Leaving aside the fact I believe we need more quality in there anyway, five midfielders for two positions is plenty, five for three is a bit short, in my opinion. Anyway, we'll get a better look at the way we're lining up during the Emirates Cup this weekend. At the end of last night's game it seems that Emmanuel Eboue went over to the Arsenal fans, threw in his boots/shirt etc and waved goodbye. He's been linked very strongly with a move to Fiorentina and it does look as if something is happening. Now, regular readers will know I won't shed too many tears at his departure but at the same time it does leave us a bit light in the right back department. There's no obvious stand-in for Sagna if needed. Kolo's gone, Alex Song was used there once and it did not go well, Djourou is a centre-half, so if the manager sells Eboue perhaps that's an area he might need to spend some money in. The big gossip this morning is the return of Patrick Vieira. Apparently Ian Wright said on his radio show that he heard we were going to offer him a 'pay as you play' deal. Whether or not this is Ian Wright trying to get a bit of publicity for his show remains to be seen. On one level it makes a kind of sense. You bring in a player who is not going to get in the way, long term, of players Wenger has great faith in. It adds experience and quality to the side. On the other though how many times has Arsene ever gone back and signed someone he let go? Does Paddy even have the legs for the Premier League anymore? He's spent a lot of time injured in the last two years, so I have to say I'd be more than surprised if he came back. That said, if you gave me the choice between Vieira and nobody at all then I would most certainly choose Vieira. Former great Nigel Winterburn has his say on transfers in an interesting Guardian piece. He says:
    I think it is now essential that Arsène makes new signing. They need three players to bolster the squad; a centre-half, a strong central midfielder to complement Cesc Fábregas and possibly someone else up front.
    While we're all hoping for one signing I think three is really expecting too much. We haven't heard from AW after last night's game and I'm assuming there'll be some pre-Emirates Cup press stuff so hopefully we'll get some more info in the next day or so. What is interesting to note though is that very few clubs are buying players at the moment. United raked in £80m from Ronaldo, spent £20m on Valencia and that French bloke who looks like Sylvester's son plus a cheapo deal for Michael Owen and that's it. Liverpool bought a right back half funded by money they were owed by Portsmouth while Chelsea have signed Zhirkov and nobody else. Look at who is spending money. Real Madrid, gone mad with the money. Man City, throwing cash around like they're playing football monopoly, and Barcelona have paid Inter Milan the best part of €50m + Eto'o for a striker who isn't nearly as good as the one they've let go. So there seems to be a kind of madness around the transfer market at the moment. We're not buying, that's for sure, but neither is anyone else. It's odd. Anyway, just thought that was worth mentioning. That'll do for today. More tomorrow.]]>
    1639 2009-07-30 09:00:48 2009-07-30 09:00:48 open open kolos-gone-eboue-on-his-way-and-paddy-to-come-back publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    OMFG DE ROSSI GONNA SIGN 4 ARSENAL ROFL!!!!!!!! http://arseblog.net/2009/07/31/omfg-de-rossi-gonna-sign-4-arsenal-rofl/ Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1636 We do not make money to put it in the bank. We are looking at a few possibilities at the moment. Ah-ha! So there is light at the end of the tunnel which isn't really a tunnel at all and there was some light anyway because my long vision is particularly good. However, the last few summers I have been convinced that we would buy players, big, important, strapping, handsome, lithe, possibly slightly oiled players. And it hasn't happened. So this summer I'm maintaining we'll buy nobody at all. Not one more player. Some of the players we won't be buying include Blaise Matuidi, despite the Guardian saying we're set to make a move for him. Apparently the Grimster, our head French scout and sporter of curly locks, has told Arsene it's time to bring him in after watching him for the last three years or something. I met Grimster at the CL final in Paris, you know. I got someone to take a picture of him and me together. It was awesome. Until I saw the picture. You see, the Grimster is there in all his splendour, his aura majestic, while I look like some kind of demented window licker pitching a fit and making a face like a gnu eating a hippo's shite (yes, yes, 'What's different than the way you normally look?', you say. Very good). Anyway, Matuidi's 22, he'd be more Diarra or a Flamini than a Yaya Toure, but there really wasn't much wrong with Diarra as a footballer. As a character he left much to be desired and he had a head like dolphin, or, to give them their scientific name, Water Sheringhams. As for Flamini, he's gone, baby. Forget him. Meanhwile talks are apparently taking place with Patrick Vieira but who knows what's going on there? Maybe there's something to it but the more you think about it the more it doesn't really make sense. Unless they put him through the mill physically and decide there's one good season left in those long legs of his it's hard to see it happening. Then there's Daniele de Rossi. This is the mad one. A couple of days ago some wag photoshopped a screenshot of the Arsenal.com homepage making it look as if someone had gotten rather too excited and revealed him as our new number 13. To add some 'cred' to this photoshopped image an update was made on Wikipedia which said some crap about him joining us, how much he was going to be paid, blah blah blah. Now, we all know how easy it is to update Wikipedia. You click 'edit', write whatever the hell you like, then save. Any 'tard with a keyboard can do it and frankly anyone who believes anything about football transfers on Wikipedia needs their head examined. Or, to put it another way, they are too stupid to live in the same world as normal people and should be shot into space with a giant cannon. So, if somebody could please procure Sam Wallace from the Independent, who appears to have fallen for this crap hook, line and sinker, I shall prepare the giant space blasting gun. If de Rossi signs for us I shall eat my hat (please note my hat is made from fillet steak and comes served with foie gras, herbed Julienne potatoes and Heinz baked beans with sausages in them). It's been a while since we've heard about Maroune Chamakh, the Moroccan striker currently playing for Bordeaux, who, like every other player in the universe, will not be joining us this summer. The French club's President, Jean-Pierre la Vache de la Tache, said:
    Wenger has in fact called me. He said he had a list of attackers and Marouane was one.
    I think it's very personable and sporting of Arsene Wenger to call up the President of Bordeaux and give him a list of players that he might sign if he were going to sign any players. What a boost it must be for Chamakh to know that Wenger would sign him under any other circumstances but the ones which involve spending any money for anything at all. Then Bordeaux can say 'Hey, Arsenal would sign this player' and get a bigger transfer fee and single-handedly Wenger is keeping the football economy alive. Looking ahead to the football this weekend and we play Atletico Madrid on Saturday and Rangers on Sunday (although the official site's graphics folk might want to do a bit of airbrushing on their splash page). The manager has confirmed that Tomas Rosicky will play a part this weekend, which is good news. There were reports he'd had a 'minor setback' after the Barnet game and unfortunately with Tomas that could mean anywhere between 2 days and 14 years out. I'd shit myself if I heard he broke a fingernail. Anyway, we'll get a good look at the team, what with the games being on the TV and all, so that should be fun. Aaron Ramsey will get some playing time too. He's been telling the official site how much stronger he is after a summer of 'doing things' with his Dad and his brother. Obviously he's looking to make more of an impact than last season but I don't think we should underestimate the step up he took. From Cardiff to Arsenal having just played 20 games or so is a huge change, so hopefully this season we'll see more of him. Right, that'll have to do. It's Friday - and it's a bank holiday weekend here. I think. Is it? I could be wrong. I often am. Is it too early for a beer?]]>
    1636 2009-07-31 09:00:48 2009-07-31 09:00:48 open open omfg-de-rossi-gonna-sign-4-arsenal-rofl publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up: Vieira - Chamakh - Senderos - Emirates Cup http://arseblog.net/2009/08/01/saturday-round-up-vieira-chamakh-senderos-emirates-cup/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1634 Bacary Sagna who was roundly ignored by the press boys until they were reminded he was there. Of course they all wanted to hear from the boss about the various goings-on, more than anything about the possible return of Patrick Vieira. It does seem as if there's something to all the speculation as AW said:
    There is a football decision and then there's the psychological impact of a player of that stature coming in. We are nowhere near to making a decision like that. But it is a possibility. We don't rule it out and we don't say we will do it. That's my decision at the moment.
    Which is classic, Arsene. We might. But we might not. But it's possible. Because anything is possible. But you never know. And when something happens you'll be the first to know. I'm sure the Vieira song will get a rendition or two during today's game but I think any decision on his return will be made based on the physical side of things. I know the boss has talked about the psychological impact but it's difficult to see that being anything but positive. I've said for some time that the best thing for a number of these young players would be to play and train alongside experienced campaigners, and Vieira is certainly that. He could teach them a lot about football, about attitude and desire, and it may just improve them more quickly. Either way the boss will make his mind up but I think whether or not he's still got the legs will prove to be the most important factor. He was asked about the sales of Adebayor and Toure and he confirmed that money raised from those sales would be available to him if he decided to go into the transfer market. When asked if selling to a rival for the top four was a factor he said:
    I always say when you come to the decision to sell a player you can’t on top choose who you want to sell them to. If they are becoming a main rival I cannot stop it with a decision to sell a player or not. If they don’t buy from you they buy another good player from someone else.
    Which is an interesting perspective. In Adebayor they've bought an effective striker provided he gets the right service and he's interested enough to play for you. Could they have bought a better striker with the money they have? Yes, no doubt. Kolo is a fine player but not the same player he was and while a change of scenery may rejuvenate his career the manager has looked at his stats, his performances, and decided to let him go. So City are stronger but are they as strong as they could have been? That's the question. The one thing the boss did stress during the press conference though was that we are not close to signing anybody just at this moment in time. Truth or Wenger spin to put people off the trail? I suspect truth. He would not be drawn on the statement of the Bordeaux president regarding Marouane Chamakh but the whispers are that the Moroccan striker remains a disinct possibility. He's stressing at all times the belief that this squad is strong enough to challenge next season, both in terms of quality and numbers. I know we all have our opinions on that but I wonder if there's a bit more to it. If he talks all the time about how he thinks they're good enough then adds a player or two to the pack then they'll think they're good enough + 2 extra players good which will make them unbeatable! I could be reading too much into that. Team news ahead of the weekend's football and the boss confirmed that Tomas Rosicky would be taking part as would Gael Clichy who some reports said would miss the start of the season. Aside from Nasri though the only injury is to Abou Diaby who has a minor knee problem but really you could spin a wheel, pick from any number of niggly little injuries and assign it to Diaby at any given time. We read about how he'd spent the summer working on his fitness and that's only to be commended. He knows he's got to prove he's capable of playing for Arsenal this season. At some point you have to cut your losses with a player who is hardly ever fit or fit long enough to get into any kind of rhythm. It's reminiscent of a couple of pre-seasons ago when he was expected to step up and be Cesc's partner only to spend the time out injured and watch as Mathieu Flamini grabbed the opportunity by the throat. So far he's only played against Barnet, the boss says he'll be back for the Valencia game in a week's time, so we'll have to just wait and see. Today's game against Atletico Madrid sees the return to Arsenal of Jose Antonio Reyes. I know he frustrated a lot of people with the way he left the club, me included, but on reflection I don't think he's a bad lad at all. He was just unable to cope with the familial pressures that blighted his time in England and I hope he gets a decent reception. He's had some nice things to say about the Arsenal too. This morning's Mirror speculates that Philippe Senderos could be on his way to Everton as they prepare to sell Jolean Lescott to Moneybags City. I know the boss has talked about how many defenders we have in the squad but I'd rather we kept a 24 year old Senderos, for this season at least, than a 33 year old Sylvester. Perhaps his sale might be an indication of further moves in the midfield area. At some point he has to decide if Alex Song is a midfielder or a centre-half. If Senderos goes it does leave us a bit short in that area. Sylvester spent a lot of time out injured last season and in his time at United, Gallas has picked up one serious injury a season ever since he's arrived so I would inclined to keep him around. Right, well that's it. Kick off today is 4.15pm. I will be sat downstairs, beer in hand, looking on with much interest, especially at the way the team lines up. If you're going have a nice day out and enjoy the football. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1634 2009-08-01 09:00:05 2009-08-01 09:00:05 open open saturday-round-up-vieira-chamakh-senderos-emirates-cup publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Philippe Senderos signs for Everton http://arseblog.net/2009/08/01/philippe-senderos-signs-for-everton/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1631 1631 2009-08-01 09:00:50 2009-08-01 09:00:50 open open philippe-senderos-signs-for-everton publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sunday round-up: Emirates Cup, potential transfers and more ... http://arseblog.net/2009/08/02/sunday-round-up-emirates-cup-potential-transfers-and-more/ Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1629 AW said:
    I am pleased, but cautious. He has not played for 18 months so I am not a dreamer. If he gets through the next two months without set-backs, then we have won the battle, but it is not won yet.
    Fingers crossed because if he can stay fit he certainly adds something to this team. And watching yesterday, even though the game wasn't much to write home about, I couldn't help but get excited about the season ahead. Aaron Ramsey looks like he's grown up and played well, Jack Wilshere lit up the second half and this is a young man who has got so much potential it's scary, and then Andrei Arshavin showed why he's got a huge role to play in the campaign ahead. He got two goals, the first tellingly from a pass from Fabregas - I wonder how many times we'll see that this season - and the second, after poor defending had allowed the Spaniards to equalise, from an almost impossible angle. It was his awareness and desire in the final minutes of a pre-season friendly that made the goal and the manager was keen to talk up the 'dangerous' Russian. With a proper pre-season under his belt and being well and truly settled in England now there's no reason why we shouldn't be excited about what he's capable of producing. Arsenalist has the goals from yesterday. Asked about transfers and the possibility of Patrick Vieira Arsene said:
    I will be looking at all the options we have during the week, and then we close. I believe we have quite a strong squad now. If we can add one or two players, we will do it, but not more.
    He wants to get any deals done before the season starts saying he would only buy at the end of the transfer window if there was 'a big accident' involving one of the players. If there's any buying done it'll be done before the first match against Everton. And while the boss is talking all the time about the wealth of attacking talent we have, and he's right, we have so many options, I'm still concerned that in midfield and at the back we're not as strong as we might be. The departure of Philippe Senderos to Everton (not announced officially but a done deal) means that we've gone from having serious depth at the centre-half position to being a couple of injuries away from fielding Song and Sylvester there. People might question the logic of selling Senderos and keeping Sylvester, I would certainly have questions to ask about it, but the reality is that Sylvester has no transfer value whatsoever. Senderos was in the last year of his contract, he could leave on a free next summer, and Everton needed a centre-half with the potential departure of Lescott and the injury which will keep Jagielka out till Christmas. I think it's a good signing for Everton and a decent move for Senderos. I just have a feeling we might regret letting him go. Especially as it makes the need for a signing or two all the more pressing. I know the manager considers Alex Song when he talks about the number of centre-halves at the club but he really has to make a decision one way or another about his position. Is he a centre-half? Then play him there consistently, not just when we're down to our bare bones. If he's a centre-half then maybe we don't need to buy another one, but if that's the case then we definitely need to buy a midfielder because Song, whatever you think of him, is the only one who looks like he can play that defensive midfield role. Players need defined roles in their careers, particularly when they're young. Swapping Song between a midfield and defensive position means he's never going to be one or the other. It can't be good for him and it can't be good for the team. So let's see what he does before the Everton game, because from what he said at yesterday's press conference there'll be nothing doing after that except in drastic circumstances. He was asked also about the possible departure of Eboue and more or less ruled it out. He wouldn't confirm or deny a Fiorentina bid but you can't help thinking that if the money were good enough he'd be inclined to sell. I suppose that, again, is dependent on who he might be thinking of bringing in. So, for all my excitement at seeing us play again (and it was nice to see us in red again), I'm still a touch concerned. I'm optimistic but cautious. What's clear is that there's a huge amount of talent in this squad and that with a couple of clever additions we'd be really, really strong. But then we've been down this road before, I think. Anyway, fingers crossed. There's another game today, of course, Rangers at 4pm and no doubt there'll be some squad shifting around. I want another look at Jack Wilshere. As I said on Twitter yesterday he's like a gift from Middle-Earth, a little footballing hobbit genius. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1629 2009-08-02 09:00:07 2009-08-02 09:00:07 open open sunday-round-up-emirates-cup-potential-transfers-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Jack's the lad but the hype merchants have started already http://arseblog.net/2009/08/03/jacks-the-lad-but-the-hype-merchants-have-started-already/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1627 Water Sheringham celebrating the death of more humans. Arsenal won some silverware yesterday. The Emirates Cup came home. Hurrah. Hey, it's been four years since we won a trophy, I'm taking what I can get. In all seriousness though it was another good warm up game, a decent team performance, and one young man stood out. Jack Wilshere won man of the match for the second game in a row, scored two goals, played out of his little skin and gave the manager some serious thinking to do about how big a part he can play in the season ahead. Jack  Wilshere - ArsenalOn the evidence of yesterday there's no reason why this young man can't play Premier League football for us this season. He's matured a great deal and he showed in the two games how much talent he has. Arsenal fans should be very excited about what this lad can bring to the team in the seasons to come. Arsene Wenger has certainly acknowledged the talent and the ability but at the same time he's looking for people's expectations to be realistic. And I think this is so important. There's a tendency to build up young players after a couple of performances and then when they fail to reach those heights on a consistent basis people are very quick to write them off again. The example I'd use is Denilson. His first few appearances for the club were fantastic. He came in, played well, 'like another Cesc' said people, but has since struggled for various reasons. Now he's nobody's idea of a new Cesc and is, perhaps, a victim of raised expectations. If there hadn't been such hyperbole around his first few performances maybe people would have more patience with his progress. Now, anyone who has watched football can tell you that there's something special about Jack Wilshere. Whatever IT is, he's got it. In spades. But how the club manage the next two or three seasons with him will be as likely to decide his future in the game than anything else. He seems to have a good head on his shoulders though, but he'll need it and the club will need to protect him. For example, the complete and utter twats at Sky yesterday. They're talking him up for the England World Cup squad already. Christ, the lad hasn't been in the Arsenal squad regularly yet. And to be fair when the cretinous Geoff Shreeves asked Jack in the post-match interview if he was aware Fabio Capello was watching he just said "I have to worry about getting into the Arsenal team first". Sensible. However, if he does start making appearances in the first team expect more of that kind of crap and it's dreadfully unfair to young players. I think in this era of instant opinion fueled by blogs and forums and message boards that fans, not just Arsenal fans either, are far too quick to make judgements about players. I think we're all guilty of it to an extent. And it seems to work the same way in the press now. A series of three or four good games and a player is bigged up as 'The next X, Y or Z', international honours are just around the corner and a glorious career awaits. Some bad games and he's rubbish, never the answer and obscurity beckons. So when Arsene Wenger pleads for calm and quiet surrounding Jack Wilshere I think we have to respect that. By all means let's be excited by his potential but let's not build him up so high that when reality bites we're not distraught and hysterical. His talent is obvious, but he's just 17 and playing in a no pressure pre-season environment. League football is different, European football is different, and believe it or not he might not play well some days. So while there's nothing we can do about what the press say or the hype merchants at Sky say, we can do the right thing and, like the manager says, respect his development. Then we can all celebrate Jack's ascension as our new God and worship him like the deity he is. In other news transfer target Marouane Chamakh has flipped his lid over the way Bordeaux have prevented him leaving the club. Apparently he's trying to force through a move to Arsenal and again it'd be typical of Arsene Wenger to talk about how we don't need an attacker then sign him up. As Gunnerblog said rather nicely yesterday ' I’m concerned about the defence, but I’m not sure Arsene is'. Manuel Almunia reckons we're still better than Man City despite selling them Toure and Adebayor. That's all fine and dandy, the problem is we need to be better than United, Chelsea and Liverpool. There's now a week of training ahead for the lads and then a game in Valencia on Saturday. The manager is still not ruling out the possibility of Vieira's return and I suspect this might be an interesting week. We'll see. Right, painkillers, coffee and bacon. Liquidised. In a mug. The hungover breakfast of champions. Till tomorrow.]]> 1627 2009-08-03 09:00:25 2009-08-03 09:00:25 open open jacks-the-lad-but-the-hype-merchants-have-started-already publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Kalou linked + Rosicky, Members Day and more ... http://arseblog.net/2009/08/04/kalou-linked-rosicky-members-day-and-more/ Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1625
  • I would make him play the hind quarters of a pantomime donkey in a post-apocolyptic rom-com featuring Jennifer Aniston as the woman who fell for the front part of the donkey until the front part of the donkey died from radiation poisoning but in the end she realises that true love can be found with the other part and they live happily ever after ... until Kalou grows an enormous beak which devours her as they sleep.
  • He could become my official food taster especially in countries where I have many enemies such as Belgium, the Congo, El Salvador and Ireland.
  • I would convince him that I was a master sculptor, capable of producing works finer than Michaelangelo's David or the great big clay head that blinder made of Lionel Richie in the video for 'Hello' and have him pose in a very awkward manner ... then take 15 years to complete the sculpture at which point his body would be frozen in that ghastly position and people would think he was some kind of monster or highly crippled war veteran.
  • One of the things I wouldn't do with Salomon Kalou is sign him for Arsenal, but then this is just more proof, if it were needed, that Arsene Wenger and I are very different. Various reports this morning suggest we've made a £6m bid for the Chelsea striker. Pfff. I have to say he's never particularly inspired me and our record of buying players from that lot hasn't exactly been great in the last few years. Maybe AW's thinking it'd be a case of third time lucky and if there's any truth to this at all it's probably a sign that things with Chamakh have reached breaking point. I know this is more than likely just more transfer fiction but stories like this always make me a bit worried because what is more Wenger-like than talking about how many attacking options you have before you go out and buy another striker when other areas of the pitch need strengthening? Meanwhile Tomas Rosicky has discovered he likes the sound of the word options. He says of the upcoming season:
    We have got plenty of options and that is why I feel we will be stronger than last season - because the boss will have more options. If the boss decides to buy someone, that is always good and will give us another option - but I think even if he doesn’t, we have plenty of options.
    So I think it's fair to say we have plenty of options. And we have the option to bring in more options. So if the boss opts for more options then our options will be optimal. Which is good. I think. Patrick Vieira has been left out of the French squad for their WC qualifier next week with coach Raymond Dominatrix telling him he needs to play more. Will that spark a decision about his future soon? That's a good question but frankly I don't have the first clue. Today is Member's Day when the club has an open training session at the Grove. This year it's being streamed live by the official site so that might be more interesting than work. Coverage starts around 11.30. Finally for today, I was just having a poke around the Spanish sites to see if they were making up anything interesting these days and thought this image was quite interesting. Right so, that'll do, more tomorrow.]]>
    1625 2009-08-04 09:00:41 2009-08-04 09:00:41 open open kalou-linked-rosicky-members-day-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Squad sizes, AW still minding his pennies, news round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/08/05/squad-sizes-aw-still-minding-his-pennies-news-round-up/ Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1623 I think Arsene will add a minimum of one, possibly two. He has the money to do it. But you know, and I know, that he will just not go in for the sake of spending money. And despite the cash he's raked in from the sales of Adebayor and Toure, plus what's added when the Senderos deal becomes official, he's not prepared to pay above what he considers a fair price. Speaking about a deal for Marouane Chamakh the boss told L'Equipe:
    In five months, if he doesn't prolong his contract, Chamakh will be free to talk to any club and Bordeaux won't get anything. My offer seems fair to me, taking the market into account. Chamakh would be good, but there are other options should we wish to pursue them. In the current context, to me, it is over. Let's say that at the moment it is terminated.
    So he's really sticking it to Bordeaux. Accept what's on offer from us because he'll go on a free if you don't. Bordeaux, as you might imagine, aren't too happy at being held over a barrel like this and have dug their heels in a bit. So things remain at a bit of an impasse there. The Sun reports this morning that we've had a £5.5m bid for Sevilla centre-half Fredrico Fazio turned down. I've had a look around the Spanish sports papers this morning but I can't find anything about it at all and they're just full of Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid stories. Funny to think a player who was on the verge of moving to us for about £12m last summer will cost £30m this time around but this is just more evidence of how the market is being distorted by a couple of clubs. Still, I can't help but look wistfully at Alonso going there. I think he'd have been a fantastic signing for us (but obviously not at £30m). Oh well. There's some utter tripe this morning about Cesc and Milan and £31m bids and all that but I'm really not going to give it the time of day. Arsenal Analysis has some quotes from Eduardo about his comeback and his involvement with the Croatia national team. I was scouting around on Flickr and came across some shots from yesterday's member's day (thanks to Abdul for the offer of his pictures). Anyway, this particular one of the team photo for the season was interesting. If you count it up we have 4 keepers and 24 outfield players. Compare to the team photo from the 84-85 season where we have 15 outfield players and 2 keepers. I know football has moved on and squads are bigger and all that but it's still an interesting comparison. Plus the 84-85 group had far more in the moustache department than we do now. The Telegraph reports that Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith is considering selling her shareholding in club with one of the offers coming from 'the former Soviet Union'. Doesn't wherever that bid came from have a real name? Obviously that would make you think that whoever's making the bid is Usmanov friendly. As I said before the next few months are going to be very interesting as things in the boardroom come to a head. This Mexican stand-off can't continue forever. And that's about that. Have a good Wednesday, more tomorrow.]]>
    1623 2009-08-05 09:00:04 2009-08-05 09:00:04 open open squad-sizes-aw-still-minding-his-pennies-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc - PHW - Eboue - CL draw and more ... http://arseblog.net/2009/08/06/cesc-phw-eboue-cl-draw-and-more/ Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1621 set out the goals for the season ahead, saying:
    We will never start the season thinking we are ­going to finish fourth. Every big club goes through difficult moments and we are in one at Arsenal. But we have to be stronger than ever and stick together and I'm sure we will be fine. The quality is here and I believe we can do it.
    Quality, check. Belief, check. Acceptance we're in a 'difficult moment', check. But he touched on something that worries a lot of fans, saying:
    For the last three seasons we have been unlucky with injuries so hopefully this year we can all stay fit.
    No question that would make a big difference but we do have a couple of fairly injury prone players, not least of which is Tomas Rosicky. There are all kinds of rumours that he's going to be out for six weeks with a hamstring problem. This emerged from Ian Wright's radio show on Talksport yesterday. At the moment though that's all it is - rumour. I don't think there's any point in commenting until we actually have some facts, except to say it would be bad news for the club and the player if it were true. There's talk of a press conference today at which the extent of the injury will be revealed but if there is a press conference it's surely something to do with the Valencia game and not specifically about the player. Let's wait and see. If it is true the best thing I can say is that the injury comes in an area of the pitch where we're relatively strong. There are more rumours emanating from France (L'Equipe) that we're going to up our bid for Marouane Chamakh today so if there's any truth to the Rosicky stuff then it might have a bearing on how quickly we want to do that business. Also speaking about Cesc was chairman PHW who dismissed talk of a Milan bid, saying:
    There is absolutely no chance of us selling Cesc. All this talk is just fabrication. Cesc is happy at ­Arsenal as far as I am aware.
    He went on to talk about the possibility of bringing in new players:
    Arsene is talking about adding one or two to the squad and there is a certain amount of money he has to spend. If Arsene wanted to buy a decent player he could, as long as the figure was not ridiculous.
    And I suppose by that he means £30m for a player who would cost £12m last year or anything above £7.99 for Darren Bent. Positive noises I suppose but the proof will be when AW actually spends some not ridiculous money on a player. This morning's AS in Spain suggests that Atletico Madrid are set to make a move for Emmanuel Eboue. Apparently he's their 'dream signing', their number one priority, the only slight drawback they have at the moment is the fact they don't really have any money. Considering we rejected Fiorentina's bid, bearing in mind they were cash rich having sold Melo to Juventus, it would be unlikely that Atletico's attempts to sign him end successfully. Maybe if they threw in Reyes as part of the deal we might ... oh. Sorry. Shocking non-story of the day, Jack Wilshere has not been selected for the England U21s. Tomorrow we reveal that Jack Wilshere was overlooked by Barack Obama for the mission to bring back two journalists from North Korea while we take an in-depth look at why Jack Wilshere's failure to be appointed head of the European Central Bank brought about the global economic downturn. Theo Walcott says he's ready to face Valencia if selected. You have to think he needs to play some part at the weekend because the next game is the first league game of the season against Everton. Woy Hodgson talks about Brede Hangeland and confirms what we all suspected - that there has been no enquiry whatsoever from Arsenal about the defender. Tomorrow sees the draw for the Champions League qualifying round take place and the five teams we could face are (as far as I'm aware): Fiorentina - Atletico Madrid - Celtic - Anderlect - FC Timi?oara. I'll stand to be corrected on those but obviously you'd hope to avoid the Italians and the Spaniards. Not that the others would be easy but slightly easier. The ideal draw would be the Romanian side FC Timi?oara who haven't won a game in Europe since 1990. I'm not sure what time the draw is at tomorrow but I imagine it will take place after about an hour of incessant UEFA waffle. And that'll be about that. Obviously we'll hope for some good news re: Rosicky later on. Here's hoping Ian's Wrong. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1621 2009-08-06 09:00:25 2009-08-06 09:00:25 open open cesc-phw-eboue-cl-draw-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Bad news for Rosicky but Wenger admits he's looking at signings http://arseblog.net/2009/08/07/bad-news-for-rosicky-but-wenger-admits-hes-looking-at-signings/ Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1619 confirmed the injury to Tomas Rosicky and said he could be out for six weeks. Firstly, let's say it's not a surprise. Players who have been out for extended periods of time are susceptible to picking up muscle strains and as well as that it is Tomas Rosicky. Secondly, the fact that it's a hamstring injury is a worry as well as that was the initial diagnosis of his knee injury. Thirdly, it's a real shame for the player who had looked so sharp in pre-season. He must be absolutely gutted and it is a blow for the squad as well. Having a fit Tomas Rosicky would have been a real plus this season. However, it's probably better that this injury has happened now as opposed to September 1st. As much as I like Rosicky as a player and a man it's clear that after everything that's happened in the last 18 months that we just cannot rely on him being fit. It sounds harsh but we can't assume he's going to take any part in this campaign. That's just the reality of it. Hopefully the injury is nothing too serious but given his record you have to worry. And the manager has to consider what he needs to do with Rocicky out. Does he buy a replacement or does this move Jack Wilshere further up the pecking order? At least, given the timing of the injury, he's got a couple of weeks to make that decision. At a press conference yesterday to launch Arsenal's official charity of the season (Great Ormond Street Hospital) he more or less ruled out a move for Patrick Vieira but did admit he'd been looking at players and weighing up options. He quite publicly admitted watching Fulham's Brede Hangeland, causing Woy Hodgson some worry this morning, and said:
    We’ve had a look at him. We have not contacted Fulham or contacted Hangeland. We have not made our choice so it is difficult to talk about names right now. We can still make do with one or two players more. One could be in the defensive areas, and one in the attacking areas.
    Is the interest in Hangeland real or is he a handy smokescreen for the real target? We'll see. However, hopes of making those signings before the season starts are slim as he hinted that he'd wait towards the end of the transfer window to do his businss, saying:
    We make a few enquires for players, but we are nowhere near to signing anybody at the moment.  Usually the transfer market only speeds up from August 26 up to midnight on August 31 – and especially in the last two hours.
    He's right, the market is busier then, but the danger of waiting so late is that if a deal falls through, and it's very easy for that to happen, then you've got no time to pursue different options. We saw it last summer, I'm convinced Liverpool led us up the garden path with Xabi Alonso. Knowing we'd find it impossible to do another deal when the pulled the deal at the 11th hour they also knew they'd weaken a rival. So let's hope Wenger and Gazidis know they're playing a risky game if that's the path they wish to pursue - but then when you look at how close to the deadline they left it to sign Arshavin maybe they enjoy the pressure. Nevertheless, the news that he's looking at a defensive player is good and the attacking option I think we always expected from him. As I said we'll wait and see if he decides midfield needs bolstering but the idea that he might sign three players is just so ridiculous I don't have words for it. When Senderos goes we'll have five centre backs including Song so that makes three centre-backs because as it stands Song is our first choice defensive midfield player (and you know, I really never thought those were words I'd ever write). So a central defender makes sense. That said, if you asked me right now to choose between a centre-half and a top central midfielder who would play the defensive role in this formation I'd be inclined to go for the latter and pray I didn't pick up any serious injuries to the first three defenders on the list. Of course in an ideal world you'd sign one of each but ... you know ... that's just not how we roll. Going back to Jack Wilshere and he was asked about the young man not being in the England U21 squad and if that might mean he was in the main squad. *sigh*. The boss said:
    I believe what is good in Jack's case ... he reminds me a bit of Rooney when he started, in his belief and in his positive attitude to go forward. still has a lot to learn, team-wise and in his relationship with other players but there are some great basics there. You do not want him to be a star before he has delivered, though, and managing expectation levels is harder here than anywhere else.
    Far be it for me to be critical but mentioning him in the same breath as Wayne Rooney (on a football basis, of course) is only going to add fuel to the fire of expectation that burns on Expectation Hill overlooking Expectationsville. I see what he means in terms of the way he plays but a raft of 'New Rooney' stories is surely going to just add to the pressure. That said AW's record of bringing through young players is almost second to none and if anyone can manage it properly he can. He also talked about the top four become a top six this season with the threat of Aston Villa and those moneybags light blue Mancs. We really have to think of a good name for them. Still, I do think this league has the potential to be more competitive than any for the last decade. The 'top four' still exist, Villa are a good side, we've seen how much City have spent on new players, Everton are a good side too, so there's definite competition and I think teams will drop more points than they have done in the past. The Champions League draw takes place this morning. We already know the teams we might face. If I had to choose it'd be the Romanians, I don't want the Spaniards or the Italians, memories of Fiorentina and Batistuta at Wembley are stil vivid ("Stand up straight, Seaman!"), and while Celtic would probably be ideal in terms of travel they could be tricky now that they're not a dead cert to lose away from home. I'll update here when the draw is made. Update: It's Celtic! According to the Spanish press Levante, in the Spanish 2nd division, are weighing up a loan move for Fran Merida. Perhaps he's one of the players who might be considered in light of Rosicky's injury so I'd be surprised if this happened. Update II: Looks like it's on. Shows what I know. And that'll be that. The lads are probably on their way to Valencia today for tomorrow night's friendly which is the last game before the season starts. We're getting really close now. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1619 2009-08-07 09:00:49 2009-08-07 09:00:49 open open bad-news-for-rosicky-but-wenger-admits-hes-looking-at-signings publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/08/08/saturday-round-up-33/ Sat, 08 Aug 2009 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1617 The Lord of the Wing on next week's Arsecast. In the meantime Liam Brady, a former Celtic manager, talks about the game and the incredible atmosphere at Celtic Park which is something many of our players won't have experienced. Manuel Almunia says Kolo Toure might have been 'bored' at Arsenal. The Spanish stopper (32), says:
    Maybe he was a bit bored, a bit tired of being with the same people every day, in the same atmosphere. He needed a change and you could see it in his face he was not really, really happy in his last period at Arsenal.
    I have put that through my Man City translatinator and it has thrown up the following:
    Maybe he was bored of not being paid what he's being paid now at Man City. A bit tired of seeing the same people every day while not being paid what he's being paid now at Man City, in the same atmosphere which saw him earning less than Man City promised to pay him when they tapped him up last season. He needed a change, of bank account, and you could see in his face that he was not really, really happy in his last period at Arsenal because he was thinking about all the cool stuff he could buy if he was earning the money Man City promised to pay him. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a jet-pack now.
    There are some quotes in the Almunia interview about Cesc as well but these have already been taken and twisted, especially in the Spanish press this morning, so the mischief makers ain't getting nuttin' outta me. Young defendinator Harvard Nordveidt has joined FC Nurnberg on loan for the season. Good luck to him out there and fair play to the official site for finding the most attractive picture of the young Norwegian they possibly could. Beyond that not much happening. The team is in Spain right now, enjoying the heat and the warm and sun and the heat and the not-rain and the high temperatures and the blue sky and the heat but probably not the cheap beer and mojitos but then those are the little sacrifices a professional footballer must make. The game against Valencia is web only tonight, kick off 8.30pm. It could be fun. More on that and whatever else in tomorrow's blog. Have a good day.]]>
    1617 2009-08-08 09:00:18 2009-08-08 09:00:18 open open saturday-round-up-33 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/08/09/sunday-round-up-32/ Sun, 09 Aug 2009 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1615 we lost a game last night. I was considering turning the site entirely black to signify the correct amount of mourning but then, you know, I remembered it was just a pre-season friendly being used to tone the fitness and sharpness of the players ahead of next Saturday's league opener against Everton. The manager made loads of changes during the game (curiously though Aaron Ramsey didn't get on at all according to the official site - a loan move imminent, perhaps he did get on, just some official crapness) and while a win would have been quite nice a loss is not the end of the world by any means. I only saw some of the first half, my patience for watching pre-season games in a tiny 300 x 200 pixel window is limited, especially when there are Bloody Marys and nice wine downstairs with Mrs Blogs. Or, indeed, Mrs Blogs downstairs with Bloody Marys and nice wine. Yes, that one. So if you want a polemic on how we played, who played like a cunt, who is a cunt who will always be a cunt and never good enough for us unless we actually change our name to FC Cunt then I'm afraid you'll have to look elsewhere. There doesn't appear to be any post-match stuff from the boss yet so I can't even tell you what he thought of it. I suspect he'll have been glad that we got a good, physical game against a very good side and no doubt he used the opportunity of being in Valencia to purchase David Villa. I mean, he'd have been mad not to. In other news the Daily Mail is saying our interest in Patrick Vieira has 'cooled'. I wonder how they figured that out. Maybe it was Arsene saying "NO" when asked if he was going to sign Vieira earlier in the week. That was a bit of a clue, in fairness. They also say we're 'close' to Marouane Chamakh. Whether that means we're almost at the point of signing him or if it means Chamakh would tell us his secrets remains to be seen. Larry White has a good old rant about the whole situation here. Did you know there's a judge in Ireland called Justice Barry White? Every time I hear a report on the radio about how he's sentenced somebody to jail I can't help thinking of Barry White in the Simpsons on Whacking Day. I think, just for fun, all public representatives should be made change their name to that of a dead celebrity. It'd be brilliant. "Today, British Prime Minister, Humphrey Bogart met Irish president, Myrna Loy, to discuss why it is that Sinn Fein leader, Divine, is such a beardy old cuntsack". It would make the news much more interesting. Anyway, I digress. Theo Walcott says Arsenal need to be more dirty next season. Hurrah. I love a bit of filth, me. Watching us clock up the red cards was a thing of awesome beauty and wonder. Is it any surprise that we stopped winning things when we stopped kicking people up in the air? Not to me. Fabio Capello says Jack Wilshere could make England's World Cup squad. Depending on various stuff such as if he plays for Arsenal, how he plays for Arsenal, who else might be available and all that. You know, if Pele can win the World Cup for Brazil ... on his own ... literally ... at the age of 17 or 18 there's no good reason why Jack Wilshere can't do the same. I also expect him to find a cure for Phil Collins by next summer. No pressure on the lad though. There's not much else happening from an Arsenal point of view. Next week is gonna be interesting, the countdown to the new season is really on now. So if you'll excuse me there's bacon downstairs with my name on it. Literally. I was very drunk last night.]]> 1615 2009-08-09 09:00:41 2009-08-09 09:00:41 open open sunday-round-up-32 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Villarreal thoughts and fallout... http://arseblog.net/2009/08/09/villarreal-thoughts-and-fallout/ Sun, 09 Aug 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1909 As such I sort of saw Senna as he scored his goal and when Adebayor scored in the second half I just about made out his foot as it came over the top of the bar. I only knew it was a goal when someone jumped on me and started vigorously frotting my face. In terms of the game I'm quite happy with a 1-1. The papers over here were trying to say there was no real advantage to us but we all know how important an away goal can be in situations like this. I thought we certainly deserved the draw even though we didn't play well at all in the first half. A clean-sheet at home and we're through. Not that I think we'll be playing for that but still. So we had some beers in Valencia post-match after a highly entertaining train journey back. Lots of good natured singing and multiple renditions of 'Harry Redknapp's got a twitch' song helped pass the time - and the TV cameras seemed very keen to get footage of it all. Me being shy I kept my head down, I think. I really could have done with another few hours in bed this morning but what can you do? It's a bank holiday weekend coming up, I may just have to drink some of the duty free rum I brought back. And the duty free wine. And the duty free Jameson 12. I think I brought back enough booze that I really should have gone through the Red Channel at customs. Oh well. Stick that one up your hole, government. So back onto matters football and having seen the Adebayor goal now a few times without the handicap of, you know, not being able to see it, it truly is a thing of beauty. Theo Walcott has called it one of the best Champions League goals ever. It's certainly one of the best I've ever not seen and when you consider we weren't exactly peppering their goal its importance is obvious. Adebayor's thoughts on it are here. Cesc Fabregas, who got pelted with stuff trying to take a corner at one stage, said of the team:
    I feel really proud as captain of this team. When you see your team-mates playing like warriors it is really good to play next to them. They should be proud as well. I think we could have done a bit better but we can't complain after losing Manuel and William. To do that and still come back and get a 1-1 is not a bad result.
    I think we'll be better at home and with any luck we'll have more firepower to call on. If Eduardo and van Persie are fit it'll add an extra dimension to things up front. Obviously we'll have to wait and see what happens with Almunia and Gallas who both went off injured on Tuesday night. There don't appear to be too many worries over Manuel, with Fabianksi deputising well and determined to take his chance, but Gallas may well miss the rest of the season if he's done knee ligaments. It's a shame because he has been playing well and his experience at this stage of the season would have been important. If he is out though we'll just have to cope. Djourou has been kicking his heels on the bench a bit for the last couple of months so he'll be out to prove he's got what it takes. After that we're looking at Sylvester. *gulp* I'm sure we'll get an injury update a bit later on from the boss. Meanwhile the FA have asked for Cesc's version of events having eventually managed to translate Hull's evidence from 'tard into English. Again we'll have to wait and see but as he has publicly and categorically denied it I don't think they really need much from him, do they? That aside it seems fairly quiet this morning. We can start looking ahead to the Wigan game on tomorrow's blog. So there you go. I'm off to shower then I have to go talk into a microphone for a bit, then think about some kind of Arsecast for tomorrow. Until then.]]>
    1909 2009-08-09 09:00:58 2009-08-09 09:00:58 open open villarreal-thoughts-and-fallout publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's almost upon us ... http://arseblog.net/2009/08/10/its-almost-upon-us/ Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1613 he hasn't been sleeping. He said:
    I am not sleeping as well as I normally do. My priority is Arsenal, but there are other clubs. If it's Arsenal, so much the better. I hope it'll be sorted out very quickly.
    He obviously wants to leave but I must point out the fatal flaw in his argument. There are no other clubs. There is only the Arsenal. Sure, if you want to be pedantic about it of course there are other clubs but there aren't really, you know. They exist but only so we have someone to play against. Watching us getting beaten 1-0 after conceding a corner to a team of non-existent players would get boring after a while, right? As for Chamakh the manager keeps talking about his price being too high as he's in the last year of his contract. Brinksmanship no doubt. Will Bordeaux cave in the closer it gets to deadline day knowing that if they don't sell they'll have an unhappy player on their hands? I suspect that's what Wenger is hoping will happen and we can use the few quid we save to buy tupperware to respond to Barcelona. Johan Djourou has been talking about the season ahead and he's hoping to fill Kolo's boots. It's amazing to think he's only 22, he seems to have been around for a long time. He says:
    I want to step up now and feel this is my time. I have been here a long time and have learned from people like Kolo, William Gallas and Sol Campbell. I feel I have the experience I need to play in those big games and to play every week.
    There's no doubt he's still a bit raw but he's got all the ingredients to make a very good player. Physically he's imposing, he's quick, likes a tackle, uses the ball well. And remember he's only a bit younger than Kolo Toure was when he made his breakthrough at centre-half. The only thing I'd like to see from Djourou is more aggression when dealing with aerial stuff. And have a look at the picture in The Sun. Isn't that what the kids these days call an 'epic fail'? I think it is. Well, it would have been only they changed the picture just after I put up the post - this is what was there earlier. And in terms of news that's about that so how aboot a wee competition to help the week pass by? I have five copies of Arsenal: The Making of a Modern Superclub by Kevin Witcher and Alex Fynn to give away. It's the new paperback edition which is in all good bookshops now etc etc, but to win a copy you just to answer the following question: Which Arsenal player made his debut in a 2-1 win over Burnley in the League Cup in 1967? The competition runs until tomorrow night, I'll announce the winners on Wednesday. To enter simply email your answer to books@arseblog.com. Right then, that'll have to do for this morning. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1613 2009-08-10 09:00:46 2009-08-10 09:00:46 open open its-almost-upon-us publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger on pre-season & signings - Almunia - Cesc and more ... http://arseblog.net/2009/08/11/wenger-on-pre-season-signings-almunia-cesc-and-more/ Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:00:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1610 video interview with AW on the official site, recorded as far as I can tell after the Valencia game. When the boss was asked if was going to make any signings before the season started, he said:
    Not at the moment, no. We work always, but it would be pretentious to say that we signed anybody now before the season starts.
    I should point out that after he said 'not at the moment' there was a large grin on his face. This may have been a 'Oh, I so am gonna sign someone but I'm not telling you' type grin or a 'Oh, I am so grinning to make it look like I am so gonna sign someone but I'm not actually signing anyone at all - haha!' type grin. Of course the question is somewhat loaded. The chances of signing anyone this week are pretty slim what with players being away on international duty so a better question might have been to ask if we were ever signing anyone ever again. Or at least before the transfer window closes. It's still amazingly quiet in the market, nobody is doing any business at all, and while we might well get a flurry of activity towards the end of the month I suspect we're going to see the unbusiest transfer window of all time. Speaking about the squad in general and how he felt the pre-season preparations had gone, AW said:
    I am very optimistic about the season and I am very positive about this team. Overall it was very positive preparation, and I believe we have shown quality in every game. It is unfortunate that now everybody goes away on international games, which is why we have to cross our fingers that everybody comes back in good shape. But overall, physically, everybody is ready to start.
    He confirmed that our precious new signing Thomas Vermaelen would be fit to take part this weekend against Everton after missing out on the last few games with a slight hamstring strain. Whether he starts remains to be seen but I don't see Wenger spending £10m on a centre-half and then leaving him on the bench. He'll be like an expensive pair of new jeans, worn at every opportunity to make yourself feel like you look a bit better than normal when you go out to the pub. Or something. The Sun is reporting that we've made an £8m bid for Marouane Chamakh and Bordeaux are feeling great because Arsenal 'blinked first' and this gives them the upper hand. Stupid blinking. The Guardian claims Patrick Vieira is still open to a move to Arsenal but everything appears to have gone very quiet on that front at the moment. Expect more Cesc/Barcelona guff today as El Mundo flesh out the story, Xavi says Cesc would be great at Barcelona and the newspaper plays up the links between Thierry Henry, Cesc and Darren Dein who, as we all know, is Cesc's agent. It seems they rang up Cesc's people, I wonder who that might have been, and also rang up Arsenal offering us Eidur Gudjohnsen as part of a deal. I know I said yesterday we should send them a turd in a tupperware box but I think we need to ensure that turd is covered in swine flu and SARS beforehand. Of course it's all just newspaper copy, Cesc is going nowhere, but it's quiet and there's NewsNow clicks to be had. Forewarned is forearmed and all that. Manuel Almunia talks to the Guardian and comes across very well, I think. He makes it quite clear the players are aware of the pressure on them to win something this season, saying:
    People want celebrations and street parties. As players we need that too, to have us touching medals, to have something in our hands we can always remember. Semi-finals will not be very well remembered in a few years. People need something more.
    However, ahead of the new season he's sure we'll be competitive, tellingly speaking about a change of attitude as much as a change of personnel to bring success:
    I have expectation we will win something. People say this is a young squad but I look around the dressing room and everybody – except for me and a few others – is an international. We can be competitive in every competition. We don't need to worry. We just have to care about the attitude. Maybe last season, mentally, we did not prepare well.
    It's an interesting piece and as much as anything it was our attitude which cost us in games in the early part of last season. The players admitted as much themselves. If that has changed, and I think the second part of last season was the beginning of that, then there's no reason why we won't be as difficult to beat as we were back then. Leaving aside the semi-final defeats I think we lost one of our last 20-odd league games, so let's see how we go. Now, I'm not suggesting we shouldn't sign anybody just because we're hungrier and more determined but until we do it's something to hang on to. Congratulations to Jack Wilshere who has been called up to the England U21 squad for the first time. Finally for today don't forget the competition to win a copy of Arsènal: The making of a modern superclub by Kevin Witcher and Alex Fynn. The question and email address are in yesterday's blog and you have until tonight to get your entries in, the winners will be announced tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    1610 2009-08-11 09:00:32 2009-08-11 09:00:32 open open wenger-on-pre-season-signings-almunia-cesc-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Internationals make a busy week quiet http://arseblog.net/2009/08/12/internationals-make-a-busy-week-quiet/ Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1608 We have to cross our fingers and hope everybody comes back in good shape. And I don't suppose he'll have been encouraged by the news that Johan Djourou was sent home from the Swiss squad with a knee problem. To be fair Swiss coach Ottmar Hitzfeld, said:
    We don't want to take an unnecessary risk shortly before the start of his club's season.
    All the same it's very rare that national teams let players go on a precaution. They usually keep them with the squad, as is their right, unless the injury definitely rules the player out of the match in question. And if Djourou is not fit enough to play for Switzerland tonight then you have to make him a doubt for us this weekend. And then you're just a little tweak or a muscle strain away from playing Everton with Sylvester in the centre of the defence. Fingers crossed Djourou isn't that badly hurt. Perhaps our need for defensive reinforcements has brought about this story from the Mail. They say that Ivan Gazidis was in Germany on Monday making a £12m bid for Borussia Dortmund defender Neven Subotic. How much truth there is in that I have no idea. If he was actually in Germany then you have to think things have progressed beyond the point where we simply fax them a bid but at the same time this is the Daily Mail. All things considered I would be much happier going into the new season with another central defender in the squad. Give me a central midfielder on top of that and I'd be as happy as Larry. Of course it won't happen pre-season but hopefully before the transfer window closes. Further thoughts on the state of the squad right now in the season preview which should be along tomorrow. Fabio Capello has ruled out Manuel Almunia as a potential England goalkeeper. To be honest I'm quite happy about that. I know the rules regarding qualification for a country are more relaxed now but ultimately Almunia is Spanish and should play for Spain. If he did play for England he'd have been on a hiding to nothing the minute anything went wrong. They've given native Englishman David James enough stick down the years, imagine what they'd do to Almunia if he make a mistake. I think it's best for all concerned that he concentrates on Arsenal and forgets about England. The Catalan sports papers, Sport and El Mundo, are full of Cesc stuff again this morning. El Mundo happily bleats about his 'Barcelona DNA' and has an old picture of him in a Barcelona shirt. Sport claims Arsene Wenger says he'll start negotiating with Barcelona once they open the bidding €45m and has a little side article which shows that Arsenal fans are 'divided' on the prospect of Cesc leaving. This article quotes two 'internautas', one of whom says 'Cesc was always going to go back home and why would he want to play for a club which came fourth in England when he could play for the Champions League holders'. The other 'internauta' says 'Arsenal made Cesc what he is today!' blah blah blah. Quite obviously fabricated, Fabregasricated even, but untimely as you know this stuff is going to be picked up again in the English papers. All we can do is refer to this and take the captain at his word. He's going to lead the charge this season, the Spanish papers can say what they want. Not much else happening so time to announce the winners of the competition. There are five copies of Arsènal: The making of a modern superclub by Kevin Witcher and Alex Fynn to give away. The question was 'Which Arsenal player made his debut in a 2-1 win over Burnley in the League Cup in 1967?' The answer was ... Pat Rice. Not Ray Parlour. Not Emmanuel Eboue (seriously). Not Liam Brady. Pat Rice. Thanks to all who entered the competition, the RNG has done its thing and the winners are as follows: Daniel Wilkie, Benjamin Chiu, Paul D'Arcy, Valerie Galvin and Frank Owusu. I'll be in touch with all of you for details, to everyone else better luck next time. But if the book tickles your fancy you can get a £1 discount off the cover price (making it just £4.99) if you buy online here by using the code 'rocky' at check-out. It's well worth it. Right then, that'll be that. More mañana.]]>
    1608 2009-08-12 09:00:00 2009-08-12 09:00:00 open open internationals-make-a-busy-week-quiet publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arseblog season preview 09-10 http://arseblog.net/2009/08/13/arseblog-season-preview-09-10/ Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1605 Goalkeepers : From someone who made almost every Arsenal fan do a little brown wee out their bottom when he first played for us I don't think too many people can have any complaints about Manuel Almunia at this stage. He has improved steadily over the years and is now well established as the number one at Arsenal. He had some really outstanding performances last season, not least at Old Trafford in the first semi-final, and while he's never going to be the mythical 'world class' keeper I really don't see too many in the league who are way ahead of him. Petr Cech showed he's not what he once was in the Community Shield, van der Sar is 85 now, Reina I put at about the same level as Almunia and beyond that it's Premier League stalwarts like Given, James and Green who are all more or less as good as anyone else. When you go beyond Almunia though you can't help but worry a bit. Lukasz Fabianksi signed a new contract last season, it's clear that he's the number 2 and the manager will be looking for him to make a step up this season. He was not at all convincing when deputising for Almunia, nor did he cover himself in glory in the FA Cup semi-final but he is, after all, just 24 years of age, which is young in the life of a goalkeeper so there's plenty of time for him to improve. After that we have Italian Vito Mannone and young Pole Wojciech Szczesny and from the little I've seen of them in pre-season I'd feel slightly better if the latter had to play. Verdict: As long as Almunia is fit I don't think we have too much to worry about. He's mature, as reliable as anyone else, and capable of match saving saves. If Fabianski can't improve when called upon though we may suffer a bit if he has a run in the team. Defence : In last season's preview my verdict was:
    I'm concerned that our frailty from last season has not been addressed and that we'll remain vulnerable to that ball through the middle which opens us up like butter. I think we could probably do with a signing in here.
    A few days later we signed Sylvester which really didn't help matters at all. This season I think we're in danger of being even weaker in the centre of the defence than last time around. Kolo Toure has gone. Arsene Wenger has looked at his stats, his performances, taken into account the fact the player wanted to go and cashed in. We have to trust his judgement on this, what else can we do? Thomas Vermaelen has come in from Ajax for £10m. At this point he is the only summer signing. We haven't seen a lot of him in pre-season. He's had a bit of a hamstring strain but obviously AW is banking on an up and coming Vermaelen to fill the gap which a Kolo Toure on the downward slope has left. I think we're all hopeful that our new signing can do that but moving from Holland to England is a big step-up in quality and Arsene's record of buying centre-halves doesn't really stand up to too much scrutiny. The other options for the centre are Gallas, Djourou and Sylvester (I'm not counting Song as he's our only defensive midfielder and despite the delay the Senderos transfer to Everton should go through sooner rather than later). I have serious concerns about this area. We've been weak here for a while and I'm not sure we've done enough to address it. I don't want to get into the depths of negativity but for me Sylvester is simply not up to it, and if you get an injury to Gallas (who has had one lengthy spell out each season since he joined us), Djourou (persistent knee problems) and Vermaelen then we're essentially up shit creek. At left back we're blessed with three potential candidates. Gael Clichy would probably be the first to admit he didn't have a good campaign last time around. His propensity for making unforced and horrendously costly mistakes simply has to stop. But if Armand Traore and Kieran Gibbs breathing down your neck doesn't make you step up your game then I don't know what will. On the other side Sagna will be looking to kick on again, I haven't got the slightest worry about him, and I assume the reason Eboue is still at the club is because there's no obvious candidate in the youths/reserves to provide back-up at right back. Whether or not he'll be happy with that role remains to be seen and while I've never been a great fan I don't see any logic in letting him go at this stage. Verdict: I think we need to sign a centre-half. We are a notoriously injury prone team and I'm not confident that the first three in that position can stay injury free for an entire campaign. And I'm sorry, I don't see any team where Sylvester is playing in any way regularly winning enough matches to bring home silverware. Not signing a defender would be a huge gamble. Midfield : It looks as if the manager has decided to change the system to suit the players he has. A 4-3-3 variation has been the norm in pre-season and there's no reason to think that's going to change once things kick off. Especially as it can revert quite easily to the cautious 4-5-1 when we're playing someone good, especially away in Europe. I think we all accept he's going to play a holding midfielder and two other central midfielders. At the moment, and if everyone were fit, I think that trio would be Song in the holding role with Cesc and Nasri ahead of him (playing the Xavi and Iniesta roles to Song's Yaya Toure). Unfortunately Nasri is injured after breaking his leg and the most obvious replacement, Tomas Rosicky, is back on the sidelines after suffering something of a relapse, albeit 'minor', according to Arsene Wenger. The other candidates for that particular role are Diaby, Denilson (who I always thought would be more of a Cesc than a Gilberto, if you get me), Ramsey and with the emergence of Jack Wilshere he's a definite candidate there also. So I don't see the manager buying another player for that position. Where we could certainly reinforce is in the holding role. I have to give credit where it's due, Alex Song made progress last season. I don't think it was as spectacular as some people like to make it out but it was progress nonetheless. From what I've seen of him in pre-season he's added an urgency to his game and upped his workrate. That said most of pre-season has been on a 400px-300px stream so I could be wrong. I hope not though. All the same Song will be away to the ACN in January and we don't have anyone else who can naturally play in that position. I think if we really stand a chance of winning something this season we have to strengthen here. We know he was considering Vieira, and it went a lot further than paper talk, so he's aware this is an area of the pitch that needs attention. He might be worried about hampering the progress of Song but he's only 21 and has time on his side. I understand he has to weigh up decisions and think long-term but if what's best for Arsenal isn't quite what's best for Song at this moment in time then there should only be one winner. Along with a central defender signing a quality, experienced midfielder would have me going into this season seriously confident of our chances. Verdict: There's a wealth of incredible young talent at his disposal. There isn't a manager in the world who wouldn't like to have Cesc, Nasri, Wilshere and Ramsey in their squad, but he needs to make sure that he gets the best out them. Given them the foundation of a solid spine behind them will do that. Strikers : I have long been of the opinion that a change of system meant we could sell Emmanuel Adebayor and not have to replace him directly. When you look at the candidates for the three forward positions I think that still holds true although the manager's (now apparently defunct) pursuit of Chamakh leads you to think he'd still bring someone in. Then we know AW collects forwards like we collected Panini stickers as youngsters. Arshavin and van Persie are automatic starters, at this point anyway, and it's who joins them that will be interesting. In pre-season the now number 52 Nicklas Bendtner looks to be the one although he seems to be playing in the wide role RVP occupies for Holland. Personally I'd be inclined to deploy him as the central striker and play van Persie from the right, his craft and ability on the ball might be best served out there, but I imagine Arsene knows what he's doing here. Then you've got Eduardo, looking sharp again, Theo Walcott who will be looking to improve and mature again as the World Cup looms, Carlos Vela of whom we've seen very little this pre-season and even Jack Wilshere can play in one of those wide/forward positions if need be. So really I don't see the need for any signings in this particular area, certainly not if it means a more defensive signing is less likely to happen. Will we miss Adebayor? I don't think so. People might say we've got no striker to get us 30 goals but what we've got are at least four players who have the potential to get 15-20 each and I think that was in the manager's mind when he let Adebayor go to City. We'll be looking for improvement from Bendtner and Walcott, consolidation from van Persie, a successful return from Eduardo and with a proper pre-season under his belt a good season from Arshavin who really makes things tick. Verdict : I'm happy with what we've got up front. I think there's plenty of goals in these players although Walcott and Vela aside there's not a huge amount of pace. Maybe that's something the manager is considering when he looks at the likes of Chamakh but it looks like that's dead in the water unless Bordeaux drop their price. Either way there's plenty of competition and with three places in the team to be filled there's plenty of football to go around and keep everyone happy. Overall : I have to admit I waver between quiet optimism and quiet concern. I think the manager is looking at some of his players and banking on them being better than they were last season. It's not an unreasonable assumption to make given they're more experienced, older, slightly more mature, but I do feel it's a gamble all the same. We've seen what the addition of experienced quality brings to the squad. When we were struggling last season the arrival of Andrei Arshavin provided an injection of football amphetamines to this squad. I have no doubt that similar signings in the positions outlined above would do exactly the same. He's moved on Adebayor who was, like it or not, a negative influence on and off the pitch. A clearly unhappy Kolo Toure has gone as well. If Vermaelen can find his feet in English football quickly then I don't think we're any worse off than we were last season. I don't think our place in the top four is under threat but the main question is are we good enough to win the league? Personally I don't quite think so, I just feel the squad is lacking a little bit in quality defensively. The spine of the team is just not quite strong enough to see us through the rigours of a full season but I honestly believe we're two players away from being a truly competitive side, domestically and in Europe. That said, however, I don't see any of our rivals being any better than they were and if there's a natural improvement from some of our players because of their age/experience etc then we could benefit from that. Chelsea look the strongest to me, Liverpool are hugely reliant on Gerrard and Torres while United are going to find life without Ronaldo quite challenging, I think. The start we make is vital. I can't remember such a difficult opening to the season. Everton away is tough, the two games against Celtic will be epic, then there's the two Manchester clubs away and how we fare in those games might well shape the season. Can we survive an early defeat? Will they be mentally strong enough to cope with that if it happens? On the other side coming through those fixtures successfully could be just the platform we need to really kick on so those opening games are critical. You cannot win the league in the first part of the season but you can go a long way to losing it. I hope that Arsene is working at bringing in at least a couple of players because I think with those additions we'll have the depth of squad we need to win trophies. For the sake of a nail the shoe was lost and I think Arsene's Arsenal shoe needs a nail. Hah. However, despite all that there's a childlike part of me that gets giddy at the start of a new season. While my head might have concerns about the squad my heart is already picturing league tables with Arsenal P38 D0 W38 F154 A18. Stupid, yes, but for as a long as I can remember that's the way I feel before things kick off (then you get spanked 4-0 by Liverpool in the Charity Shield and you crash back down to earth!). It seems to have been a long time coming, this summer has stretched on endlessly but here we are on the eve of the eve of a new season. Let's get behind our team, give them the support they need and hope they can do the business. COME ON YOU GOOOOOOOOOOONERS. ----- Right, a quick news round-up. As mentioned above it seems we've pulled out of negotiations for Chamakh. I think it's obvious Wenger won't pay what Bordeaux want given the player's contract status. He'll either pressure them into a late transfer window sale at a more agreeable price or he'll look elsewhere. Nicklas Bendtner has changed his squad number to 52 and offered refunds to any fan who has bought his 26 shirt already. A nice gesture. I don't understand any fuss about the number 52 either. Who really cares as long as he scores goals and once he does that he can wear whatever number he likes. In an article about us giving up on Chamakh The Sun reports that Jay Emmanuel-Thomas is set for a loan spell at Sheffield Wednesday. Hopefully all our players arrive back from international duty unscathed. Eduardo got a goal for Croatia but I haven't checked to see who else might have done something good. The manager's got only got Friday morning then to prepare for the Everton game before they travel to Merseyside on Friday afternoon. Not ideal by any means but c'est la vie. That'll be that for today. Tomorrow sees the return of the Arsecast with a season preview, a look ahead to the Champions League games against Celtic and more of the usual guff. Till then.]]>
    1605 2009-08-13 09:00:51 2009-08-13 09:00:51 open open arseblog-season-preview-09-10 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger says it's time to deliver the title + Arsecast 127 http://arseblog.net/2009/08/14/wenger-says-its-time-to-deliver-the-title-arsecast-127/ Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1603 He says:
    The team we have now gets there, and by that I mean it wins the championship. At 22 or 23 I think a team is mature enough to deliver and it is a massively important year for our club. I am conscious of that. I know people have no patience any more but I agreed on a structure at the club that I believed could work, and we are at the period now when we will see whether I was right. To talk of winning the league is an audacious statement but I built this team and I want to deliver.
    Boom. There it is right there. There's no hiding this year then. He has put it up to his players in a big, big way. Because while these are the words that fans want to hear the only way they can be backed up is by what the team does on the pitch. This is his team. He knows what kind of pressure there is from all sides, really. The fans were restless last season, the media love that the fans are restless and so it goes. But he's talking about winning the title. He's not saying "Let's improve" or "Let's get more points and see where we end up". I know he frustrates people, me included, but one thing I don't think you can ever question is his desire to win. The stuff in The Times interview about living like a footballer, not having another glass of wine in case it hampers your focus etc, shows a dedication to his job above and beyond that of most managers. Whether it really makes a difference or not is another thing but that he would make sacrifices from his position says a lot about him. He explains the sale of Adebayor:
    My only question was whether we could afford to sell Adebayor. You come to the conclusion, can you stop Manchester City creating a big team? I don’t believe so. If we do not sell Adebayor they will buy Samuel Eto’o or somebody because they have the resources.
    I love that. Let's sell them Adebayor because, let's face it, they could easily afford to buy someone better. Overall the Wenger football philosophy is one that has seen Arsenal transformed from a supposedly boring club playing boring football into one that, on its day, is up there with the best in the world. Leaving aside the fact that we haven't had as many of those days as we would like in recent seasons you have to love his outlook on the game of football:
    I ask you: who is the most successful team in the world? Brazil. What do they play? Good football. Who won everything last year? Barcelona. What do they play? Lovely football.
    Our lovely football reached its peak with the Invincibles in that famous season and perhaps he's been torn a bit by the need to be more pragmatic in his approach. The new stadium, young players, financial handicapping, we all know the reasons, but as the man himself said it's time for this team to deliver. He himself has set the expectation levels for this season, he knows we've got to be in the mix right to the end this time, and if we play good football while doing it then all the better. But results are more important than aesthetics this season. To me that's the bottom line. Now, looking ahead to tomorrow's game and we're already beset by injuries. Lukasz Fabianski faces two months on the sidelines and that is a big worry. An injury to Almunia means we're relying on 21 year old Italian Vito Mannone or the 19 year old Pole Wojciech Szczesny (bless you). It's an area I hadn't really given too much thought until GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog mentioned it on the Arsecast but you have to wonder if he'll make some kind of short term signing to provide some cover in this area. The other main worry is Johan Djourou who is out for a month with knee trouble. He talked about making a step-up this season but he's missing the chance to establish himself because of a persistent niggle. Vermaelen is just back from a hamstring injury and all of a sudden we're just a knock or a strain away from playing Sylvester which really doesn't fill anyone with confidence. As well as that Theo Walcott misses out with a back strain (nothing too serious) and Abou Diaby might just be fit as he suffers from yet another little problem (groin). Add Rosicky and Nasri to that lot and we're going into the first game of the season with 5 or 6 players out. I've often wondered if it's just a perception amongst Arsenal fans that we have players injured more than other clubs but surely something's got to give. If we can't keep our players fit can we not buy players who just stay fit? Anyway, Arsene says there's money available to spend, if looking at his squad list and seeing a big red INJ beside so many of them doesn't tell him we need to improve the depth of our squad then nothing will. And we can't really moan about injuries and being unlucky with injuries when it's often the same faces on the treatment table week in, week out. Still, the focus now has to be on the three players we have who are fit and available for tomorrow's game against Everton and I'll do that tomorrow in a more substantial preview of the game. I don't want to get bogged down in negativity with the kick-off this close but all the same you can't help but worry. If you slap a dog enough times does he not flinch when you raise a hand? Or something. There'll be the traditional pre-game press conference today so that should provide plenty more copy for tomorrow. In the meantime it's time to welcome back the Arsecast. On this week's lengthy show I chat with both Goodplaya (swish new design) and GilbertoSilver (swish ... erm ... nah) about the season, our transfer business, the state of the squad and lots more. As well as that I chat to Kevin from The Lord of the Wing about the Champions League game on Tuesday and what we can expect from Celtic. The Man in the Bar has his season predictions and there rest is just me waffling like a twat. Some things never change. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (25mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that'll be that. Have a good Friday, prepare yourself for tomorrow because here we go again.]]>
    1603 2009-08-14 09:00:19 2009-08-14 09:00:19 open open wenger-says-its-time-to-deliver-the-title-arsecast-127 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    "I'm back" http://arseblog.net/2009/08/15/im-back/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1601 Arsecast (you can listen on yesterday's blog) I tried to sum up what the summer meant. All the talk meant nothing, all the waffle, the spin, the bullshit from the managers and players is not so much secondary to why we love football as a distant cousin third-removed who eats with his fingers, always has lumious green bogies crusted around his nostrils and bangs his head against the wall when he's upset about stuff. It's only when the lads are on the pitch and we're in the height of a game that things really matter. It's the football that gets your heart racing, makes you bite your nails, revert to stupid rituals and superstitions even though you know your lucky socks/beer/chair or whatever is nothing of the sort. It's the goals, the missed chances, the last gasp tackles, the pieces of individual brilliance and, more than anything, the sight of your team truly clicking, a cohesive, dangerous unit, that provides us with moments of sheer joy that keeps us coming back. Back-heels, nutmegs, towering headers, crunching tackles, one-twos, crossfield passes, amazing reflex saves, aggro, yellow cards, red cards, annoying refs, playing well and losing, playing like a pack of one-legged Carlton Palmers and nicking a win, miscued clearances, perfectly judged through-balls, 30 yard rockets, tap-ins, cock-ins, taunting, mocking, jeering, seering ecstasty, crushing agony, disbelief, drama, tedium, penalties, free kicks that never were, free kicks that were but aren't (please refer to annoying refs), and so much more make up the game that keeps us coming back, week in, week out. And it's back. Today's the day. And that's just from a fans point of view. What are the players feeling today? What are they looking to do this season? This exclusive video from Nike has me even more excited.
    Eduardo "I'm back". FUCK YEAH. Yeah, you're back. Yeah, you are. "5 goals, 1 game". Bring. It. On. It's the opening day of the season and whatever you think about the state of the squad if you can't be excited and nervous and jittery and just full of love for football then there's something wrong with you. The manager is talking about winning the title, the players want trophies, the fans want trophies, but maybe it'll take a combination of all of us to make it happen. Fans have a part to play. Sure, expectations are high but a crowd that is behind its team will have an impact. Imagine playing away from home and hearing home fans barrack their players, what a boost it would give you. I'm not suggesting people become cheerleaders or anything like it, but encouragement might just give the team the impetus it needs in a game, calling them useless cunts, it's fair to say, probably will not. It's a two-way street, no doubt, but it's worth thinking about. It's a new season, a clean slate, everybody starts afresh, players, manager, fans, everbody. Going through fallow times really makes the good times more enjoyable. And while the last few seasons haven't been as bad as people might say (there's no doubt that a trophy this season would feel all the sweeter because of what has gone before it. I did love this from Dara O'Briain in today's Guardian:
    I did my time in the early 90s when it was John Jensen and Eddie McGoldrick, and we couldn't buy a goal. And you want me to tear my hair out now, when I've got Fábregas and Arshavin in front of me; and Wilshere and Vela sitting in the wings?
    I understand perfectly that fans are frustrated, we all want the team to win and be successful, but we've been a whole lot less successful in the past and a lot less interesting to watch (Chris Whyte at centre-forward anyone?). Up and downs, swings and roundabouts, peaks and troughs, whatever you want to call it. Liverpool, the mighty, untouchable, Liverpool, the team that plagued my life when I was growing up, watching the Mugsmasher enjoy league wins that he didn't really appreciate because he was still a little cunt going around getting run over by cars and crashing his BMX into things, have not won the league since 1990. Not that I give a fish's tit about Liverpool but there it is. It'll be 20 years in May. A lot of people have tipped them for the title, fair enough. Sky Sports don't think we're even going to be in the top four by the look of this image. Grand, we're done. Written off. Citeh's millions, Chelsea's millions, United's pedigree and the media's cock-sucking love-in with Benitez and Torres and we're also-rans, out of the equation, yesterday's news. Suits me. We'll show them. Because we are the Arsenal. There's a whole pile of stuff on the official site from the manager's press conference yesterday. Go read. The team news for today sees Diaby and Walcott miss out, they join Nasri, Rosicky, Djourou and Fabianski on the sidelines. If I had to guess at today's line-up it'd be: Almunia - Sagna - Gallas - Vermaelen - Clichy - Song - Denilson - Cesc - Arshavin - van Persie - Bendtner On the bench: Mannone - Gibbs - Traore - Eboue - Ramsey - Eduardo - Vela At 5.30 the 11 boys in red and white will kick off the new Premier League season. They'll have to play well, Everton are a really good side, we know they're difficult to beat, but I think we can do it. I will have a pint of beer in front of me, my iPhone for some in game Twitter, and my heart will be beating just that little bit faster because at the end of the day it's the football that counts. Not the talking, not the analysis, the 'experts', the arguments, the optimism v pessimism, none of that matters. Only the football. And I love it. COME. ON. YOU. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONERS.]]>
    1601 2009-08-15 09:00:37 2009-08-15 09:00:37 open open im-back publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Everton 1-6 Arsenal : A sixy start to the new season http://arseblog.net/2009/08/16/everton-1-6-arsenal-a-sixy-start-to-the-new-season/ Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1599 The goals were awesome. I love goals. Three in the first half, three in the second. The first came from Denilson after great work by Bendtner and the Brazilian's finish from Cesc's lay-off was outstanding. More of that please, Den. Impressive debutant Thomas Vermaelen got number two. In the pub I was commenting how the lad likes a header. He was jumping and leaping and doing somersaults and everything. Robin van Persie's free kick found him at the back post, his jump was perfectly time and the headed finish was outstanding. William Gallas wasn't to be outdone by his new partner though heading home a Cesc free kick and then the captain took over. The fourth goal was just an Arsenal goal. From back to front, great passing, about three nutmegs (including the finish) and just beautiful to watch. He got his second, dedicated to Espanyol captain Daniel Jarque who died last week, when Everton just stood off him and allowed him to run all the way from our half to the edge of their box. It would have been rude of him not to finish it the way he did. And there was still time for more. Andrei Arshavin's toe-poke hit the post but master poacher Eduardo scored on his first Premier League appearance since having his leg shattered by that almighty cunt Martin Taylor. He is back. For once viral media didn't lie to us. And because we felt a little bit sorry for Everton and the 12 fans that remained in Goodison Park we let them score one. A clean sheet would have been nice but I'll concede every single week if we get 6 up the other end. Overall it was a truly outstanding way to start to the season. A really solid team performance, we were good defensively, Vermaelen looks a player, obviously we clicked as an attacking force and the new formation seems to suit us very well indeed. At one stage towards the end of the first half we attacked down our right, crossed the ball to the back post and there was Cesc Fabregas looking to score with a header. It seems fluid and effective and it's very encouraging for the rest of the campaign. Scoring 6 at Goodison Park is no mean feat, it's a statement of intent for the season ahead and I'm absolutely delighted. It's brilliant preparation for the big game on Tuesday too. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    It was a good team performance. I feel overall there is still room for improvement, not on the scoreline but in what we did today. But overall I am very happy with the team attitude basically, and we look like we have matured. And it’s a good basis to continue to improve and to work on what we want to do.
    Frankly, we can't have any complaints whatsoever with how we opened our season. I'd have been happy with 1-0, to smack 6 past a good Everton side is fantastic. And may, just possibly, have contributed to my hangover this morning. I could go around the other news this morning but what's the point? Is anybody interested in anything Cashmaneul Moneybayor says about Cesc? No they are not because he is a big stupid cunt who is about as interesting as watching toe-nails grow. All the talk this morning should be about our team because they deserve all the praise they get today. Football's back, the Arsenal are back, and I love it. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to sit in a chair and shake for a while.]]>
    1599 2009-08-16 09:00:59 2009-08-16 09:00:59 open open everton-1-6-arsenal-a-sixy-start-to-the-new-season publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Monday's quiet and that's a good thing http://arseblog.net/2009/08/17/mondays-quiet-and-thats-a-good-thing/ Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1597 Cesc Fabregas says:
    It is just the first game in the title race, that's all. We must keep going like this. Let's keep it real, this is game one and there are 37 to go so we will talk at the end to see how we have done.
    All the same the Everton result was massively encouraging. We spoke about how the start to the season was crucial and while a 1-0 win would have been just fine all those extra goals will have done the lads the world of good. Especially as there was only one goal from a striker. Of course they'll have their days but a midfield who can get you goals backed up with centre-halves who look dangerous from set-pieces  augurs well. Naturally now though all eyes are on tomorrow night and our trip to Glasgow. I think we have every reason to feel confident but Celtic's home record in Europe should not be ignored. Wins against AC Milan, Man United and Villarreal in the last three/four seasons show they're more than capable of putting in big, big performances at home and I'm sure there'll be no hint of complacency. Arsene Wenger says:
    I expect a high-paced game at Celtic Park. Celtic have the dimension to play in the Premier League at the top. Celtic are on the international market as well, so it is not impossible for them to compete at this level.
    While new boy Thomas Vermaelen says:
    The match against Celtic is going to be great. I feel there will be a big atmosphere in Glasgow and we are going to have to play the same as we did at Everton to get a result. There is no way it will be that easy. Celtic are a good team and we will have to be at our best to win
    The lads will travel up today and we should get some more team news later on. There's the possibility that Walcott and Diaby might be fit so we'll wait and see what emerges. The other thing about our CL qualifying game means we miss the league fixture we were due to play against Bolton. It means United, Liverpool and Chelsea can all pick up points although even if Liverpool were to win they'd only be level with us after an opening day loss against Sp*rs. I have to say I'm truly baffled at why so many pundits are tipping them to be champions. Whatever you think the depth in our squad at least, if we need to chase a game, we can bring on Eduardo or Vela or Walcott with Rosicky (maybe) and Nasri to come back into the squad. Liverpool throw on Andrei Voronin, the fat Emmanuel Petit lookalike. An injury to Torres and where the hell are their goals going to come from? Anyway, that's a problem for Benitez and one, like trying to stop the toothpaste crusting up near the top of the tube, that's hopefully very difficult to solve (sorry, 'smasher). Other reports this morning suggest Barcelona have 'given up' on Cesc Fabregas ... [insert sinister music] ... for now. Oh goodness. Does that mean we're going to have suffer the same old stuff next summer, or even in January after Xavi and Iniesta both rupture their cruciate spleens or something. Yes, but it's just something we have to live with. Beyond that not much else going on. It's a fairly tame start to the new week and you know what? That's fine with me. No histrionics, no going over a disappointing result at the weekend, it's all good and long may it stay like that. More, and more on the Celtic game, tomorrow.]]>
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    Celtic preview : Wenger's boys have 'no fear' http://arseblog.net/2009/08/18/celtic-preview-wengers-boys-have-no-fear/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1595 Celtic although the teams have met a fair number of times down the years for friendlies and testimonials. All the talk this morning is of the atmosphere the Celtic fans will generate and with Arsenal's away fans always in good voice it should be quite the cauldron of noise. Arsene Wenger has no worries about his team's ability to cope with it though, saying:
    Scotland is always a very special atmosphere, a special noise in the stands. But we have played everywhere in Europe and we can deal with that. It will be down to us and how well we play. We don’t go into this game with fear. We go with respect for Celtic, but we know it is a very important game for us and we want to come home with a positive result.
    In terms of the team news there are doubts over Cesc Fabregas (hamstring), Denilson (groin) and Bacary Sagna (hair). Of the three it seems Cesc is most likely to play and with Diaby back in the squad he could fill in for Denilson while Eboue can play at right back if Sagna doesn't make it. However, there's no Theo Walcott as the back injury he went away on international duty with did not respond well to a fitness test. The manager hinting the national side might have dealt with it better but there's not much we can do about it now. There's not a lot to say about how we should approach the game. Champions League qualification is vital for both sides, there'll be no holding back, and with Celtic the underdogs they'll feel they can have a right go without having that much to lose. I've mentioned the scalps they've taken at home previously but if we can find our rhythm like we did against Everton then there's no reason why we can't come home with a good result. It's also worth remembering that whatever happens tonight it's only half-time and I don't think this is a tie that will be settled by tonight's game. Should be fun though, I am looking forward to this. In other news AW reckons there could well be a European Super League inside the next ten years. Whether it's an extension of the existing Champions League remains to be seen but I've always been a bit dubious about something like this. If it comes at the expense of the domestic league then I think it's probably a bad idea, as is a cartel of clubs ensuring their place in any such league, so there's plenty of thinking to be done on it yet. And as it's not going to happen today or tomorrow I can forget about it for now. Jay Emmanuel-Thomas has joined Blackpool on loan for a month. It'll be interesting to see where they play him as nobody at Arsenal seems to have any idea of his best position at this moment in time. And that's about that. I think I'll have a sneaky fiver on Arshavin for the first goal tonight. Fingers crossed we can carry on where we left off against Everton. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Celtic 0-2 Arsenal : Advantage Gunners http://arseblog.net/2009/08/19/celtic-0-2-arsenal-advantage-gunners/ Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:09:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1593 Robin van Persie admitted as much, but overall I thought we deserved the win. The same team that started against Everton began last night but there was never going to be a repeat of the scoreline. Celtic were committed, full-blooded and they made life very difficult for us, particularly in the first half hour. After that I felt they got a bit tired and if there was a foul to be made in midfield to ensure we didn't get into any kind of rhythm then that foul was made. You wouldn't say it was a half of great chances. Although Andrei Arshavin had the ball in the net after about 10 minutes he was rightly ruled offside. Apart from that the next shot we had on target was a tame Arshavin effort after 40 minutes. Moments later Celtic had their only shot on goal, Almunia making an easy save after a shot came through a sea of legs. William Gallas celebrates his goal against CelticWe took the lead just before half-time. A clumsy Gary Caldwell tackle on Cesc provided us with a free kick about 30 yards out. Robin van Persie touched it to Cesc, his shot cannoned off the arse of William Gallas and left Boruc stranded. Lucky yes, but it shows what a clever manager Wenger is. If that had been the arse of Kolo Toure the ball would have rebounded out of the ground and smashed Bono right in the face over in Hampden Park (although that would also have been a good end result, albeit not from a football point of view). 1-0 at half-time and that kind of knocked the wind out of the Celtic sails. We started the second half very brightly. We had some shots on goal, Denilson curled one just wide, Robin van Persie chose to shoot when he might have played in either Gallas or Bendtner and any chances that were being made were being made by Arsenal. Celtic brought on McDonald and Fortuné for Samaras and the hapless Donati but it made little difference. Their tackling, particularly on Cesc Fabregas, became more cynical and the stand out player in their midfield, NGuemo will miss the second leg after picking up a yellow card for hacking down the captain. We made it 2-0 when the recently introduced and rather more hairy than usual Abou Diaby won the ball in midfield, played it down our left to Gael Clichy and he fizzed in a cross which Caldwell could only turn into the back of his own net. To be fair to him it was a dangerous ball in, we've often seen own goals like that and Gallas had a similarly scary moment up our end at one stage. Celtic had a little spell of possession as we sat back in the last 5-10 minutes but there was no threat. Almunia didn't have a save to make and defensively we looked extremely good. The combination of Gallas and new boy Vermaelen (impressive again) seems to work well and with Alex Song having another good game in the midfield anchor position we were as solid as I've seen us for quite a while. The front three didn't quite click but I thought Cesc Fabregas had a great game in midfield. He never, ever stopped running. Overall a great result even if we do have to admit we got a bit lucky. All the same we've had plenty of games in recent times where we've deserved a little bit of good fortune (not Fortuné) and didn't get it. Celtic fans will surely be disappointed, hoping for a big European night like those in the past their team didn't reach those kind of heights at all, but I think that was as much to do with Arsenal playing well and not allowing them to play as anything else. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    It was a big fight tonight and we needed a strong Arsenal side to win the game. We have a good advantage but it’s 180 minutes, we’re ahead after 90. When you want to go through you want to play well for 180 – that’s our purpose. We want to win the home game and of course qualify for the Group Stage. We are in a strong position and we now want to take advantage of that.
    He also spoke about new boy Thomas Vermaelen, saying:
    I believe he has a good mixture of physical, technical and it’s interesting to have a left-footed player because it gives you angles for the pass that are very important to the midfielders.
    There was one moment in the first half when we had a corner or a free kick, Celtic broke and Vermaelen charged the length of the pitch to make a vital interception in our box. Absolutely fantastic defending and he's a proactive defender. He doesn't wait for the player to come to him, he goes to get the ball, whether it's in the air or on the deck. He loves a tackle by the looks of him and so far all the signs are very encouraging. Of course it's too early to start hailing him as the answer to our defensive problems but if he keeps this up he'll become an integral part of the cure. I think the new formation is helping as well. As I mentioned I don't think the front three have quite clicked yet but we seem to building a good platform behind them while they get used to the new system. If it means a more solid defence and midfield then that's fine by me, the goals up top will come. The only slight worry is that last night we had no striker on the bench. According to the commentators Eduardo pulled out very late with an injury, you can only assume it was something in the warm up, and he was replaced on the bench by Jack Wilshere. With no sign of Carlos Vela and Theo Walcott injured also you wonder if the manager might just renew his interest in Marouane Chamakh - or at least expedite any move. With the games coming thick and fast, we have Portsmouth, Celtic again and then United away in the space of seven days from this coming Saturday, maybe now is the time for the manager to spend some of the money he's got available to him. We shall see. So now we regroup, rest up those weary and battle-scarred shins and calves, and prepare ourselves for Portsmouth on Saturday. I am enjoying the start to this season though. Yes, I am.]]>
    1593 2009-08-19 09:09:17 2009-08-19 09:09:17 open open celtic-0-2-arsenal-advantage-gunners publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    From now on we blame everything on you know whoFrom now on we blame everything on you know who http://arseblog.net/2009/08/20/from-now-on-we-blame-everything-on-you-know-whofrom-now-on-we-blame-everything-on-you-know-who/ Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1591 teen team spirit. Actually, scrap that. That would mean me blowing my head off to get away from Courtney Love and given the delicate state of my brain this morning that's the only way I can think of dealing with her if she comes crashing through my door. I suppose I could blow her head off but that's some type of misdemeanour I believe. Anyway, team spirit. We've got it. Just listen. Robin van Persie talks about how the lads are going to 'fight' for each other in response to what the media have been saying:
    Maybe being written off brings the players a little closer together but we will see what happens. I don’t want to say too much because I don’t want to make the 'enemy' cleverer than they are!
    How fiendish. Keep your friends close and your enemies in a bamboo cage half submerged in a filthy river, that's what I say. Meanwhile Manuel Almunia hints that the Arsenal dressing room is a better place to be this season. Is that down to redecoration or the players that have departed? He says:
    All the players, we have a better relationship with each other and, if the dressing room works, then, on the pitch, the team works as well. It’s something that is right. Everybody comes into the dressing room with a better mood. It’s crucial to have a good relationship with each other. It’s true that this season, at the moment, we don’t have any trouble or any problems inside and we appreciate that.
    Which all sounds very nice but it makes you wonder what was going on last year. While I'm trying to be reasonable and sensible, understanding fine well that within any large group there are going to be conflicts of personality no matter what the nature of said group, I think it's only fair to blame Moneybayor for all of it. The big lanky cockbadger. Then, having opened a number of stories in tabs in my browser this morning, I was sure I had uncovered the real reason for the new togetherness. 'Arsenal have disco', says one tab, and there's nothing like some good old disco dancing to bring people together. 'Arsenal have discovered new resolve' is the disappointing real story from the Independent with quotes from Bacary Sagna but I prefer the the first version. And anyway, doesn't Robin van Persie have a touch of the Tony Maneros about him? Straight from the dancehall to the ... erm ... contracthall, where it's being reported that Nicklas Bendtner has agreed a new deal with the club. Now that Moneybayor is no longer around to headbutt him (and I'm told he used to loaf Nick on an almost daily basis, sometimes even during charity events which would leave disabled children weeping at the violence perpetrated in front of their very eyes) his future at the club seems somewhat brighter. Which is good news. I have to laugh at all these stories about Arsenal making a 'pact' with Barcelona over Cesc. I know the stories came from the Spanish press, creators of the finest fiction since OJ on the witness stand, but still, even for their standards it's ludicrous. As if we would agree to any such thing. And pacts are stupid anyway. I remember when me and three of my friends found a dead body by the railway tracks we made a pact not to tell anyone but one of them had to blab his mouth off to Stephen King and then ... bam ... there's my life in a book and on film. You can't trust anyone these days. Or those days. Not much else happening from an Arsenal point of view. Last night's results were interesting, eh? A 1-0 defeat to Burnley means little for United, they'll still be challenging come May, while Sp*rs sticking 5 past permatanned, used car salesman's pack of cloggers up in Hull means just as little. Although it may just contribute to the eventual downfall of Phil Brown which would be rather hilarious. Right then, that's about that. Have a good day. More, and an Arsecast, tomorrow as we look ahead to Portsmouth at the weekend.]]>
    1591 2009-08-20 09:00:13 2009-08-20 09:00:13 open open from-now-on-we-blame-everything-on-you-know-whofrom-now-on-we-blame-everything-on-you-know-who publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    All is quiet, business signings + Arsecast 128 http://arseblog.net/2009/08/21/all-is-quiet-business-signings-arsecast-128/ Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1588 team news and that sees Eduardo back in contention after pulling out during the warm-up at Celtic the other night. He had a little groin problem, apparently. Theo Walcott is still out, the back injury that the manager expected to be a matter of days last weekend is still troubling. Arsene still thinks it'll be a matter of days but was unable to say whether or not he'd be fit for Man United next weekend. So that's a little bit of a worry if one were inclined to worry but at the moment I'm saving my worry for other stuff. He'll be fit when he's fit. Aside from that we have no new injury worries. Djourou, Rosicky and Nasri are all banjaxed as we know while Carlos Vela appears to have become one of the desaparecidos. There's not a mention of him on the official website as one of the injured, Arsene doesn't mention him in the little video clip, it's all a bit strange. ¿Dónde estás, Carlito? Arsenal announced three signings yesterday but for the executive team. Tom Fox (Chief Commercial Officer), Svenja Geissmar (General Counsel) and Trevor Saving (Head of People and Operations) will all start with the club by the end of September. Ivan Gazidis is building his team behind the scenes, we can only hope that similar signings are made on the pitch too. And you've gotta love Trevor Saving. He joins Arthur Hoarder, Bob N'Dur D'Mattress and Gilbert Stockpile as the men who'll keep things ticking over in the Current Economic Climate©. Nicklas Bendtner's agent and also Dad claims that the striker has not yet agreed a new deal with the club but is in talks and things are going well. I just thought you might like to know that despite it not being a particularly interesting piece of news. And that's about that so we might as well head on to this week's Arsecast. On the show the always fantastic Amy Lawrence about our start to the season, the squad and much more. The Celtic games are reviewed/previewed with Kevin from The Lord of the Wing, Sylvester's there, there's exclusive content from Denilson and William Gallas's goalscoring parts say hello too. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's that so have yourselves a good Friday, the excitement builds ahead of the Portsmouth game which will be previewed fully on tomorrow's blog. Finally though, happy birthday to the Mugsmasher who is off to do some crazy running, cycling, kayaking, mountain climbing, tunneling to the centre of the earth thing in Mayo this weekend. Lunatic. Have a good one, 'bro.]]> 1588 2009-08-21 09:00:37 2009-08-21 09:00:37 open open all-is-quiet-business-signings-arsecast-128 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Portsmouth preview - Wenger on Cesc, Theo, Vela, Song and new signings http://arseblog.net/2009/08/22/portsmouth-preview-wenger-on-cesc-theo-vela-song-and-new-signings/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1585 any deal with Barcelona regarding Cesc, saying:
    The only thing I can say that the day I will agree to sell a player one year in advance, I will not be in this job any more
    He rightly criticised the candidates for presidential roles at Spanish clubs who try to garner votes by saying they'll sign particular players. When those people fail to get elected they are not accountable to anyone and when they use their pals in the Spanish papers to help propagate their fiction it does become a problem for clubs. And as I mentioned earlier in the week the idea that we'd do a deal with Barcelona now for Cesc to leave next summer is just ludicrous beyond belief. Theo Walcott's football filled summer has caught up with him, it seems. Arsene appears less than impressed at the back injury he's suffering with. Earlier in the day he said he might be back for the United game but appears to have ruled him out of that since. He says:
    That's why last year I didn't want him to play for the Under-21s. I know how it works. The player comes back later than everybody else, he doesn't have a decent preparation, you are under pressure to rush him back, you play him earlier than you should, he gets an injury, and you see him again in October. That's what usually happens and that's why I was adamant that he does not go with the Under-21s.
    To be fair he could well have picked up an injury with a full pre-season behind him but you can understand his frustration that it's happened under these circumstances. He seems a bit peeved with England too who called him and said the back injury would only take a couple of days but surely he knows by now Gary Lewin actually exists in a plane where dog years are the measurement of time. There was further bad news on the injury front when the club announced that Carlos Vela would be out for a month with an ankle problem. Again the manager appears less than impressed that Carlos got the old cortisone injection to help him play but at least we know he's still alive and not being held captive by some rebels in the hills above Mexico City. The subject of transfers always comes up at these things and he admitted that while there's unlikely to be 'much' movement there might well be something stirring, particuarly in the defensive areas. He says:
    Offensively I don't think we need to strengthen the squad. Defensively, number-wise, maybe we could still do with one.
    He ruled out a move for Fulham's Brede Hangeland but said trying to find the right player was difficult as every other manager is looking for centre-halves and central defenders. I suppose we'll just have look harder if we really want one. The improvement of Alex Song was also on the agenda, the manager saying:
    I brought him here aged 17 and worked very hard with him, we worked hard because I felt he had the talent to become a good player. I know that the opinions are changing about him now. He had to swim a little bit against the stream, and he did that very well.
    There's no doubt the Alex Song of now is very different from the Alex Song of 6 months ago and I'll hold my hands up and admit I never thought he'd make that kind of improvement, fair play to him. I hope he continues in the same way and perhaps he'll be more focussed without certain other influences around him this season. All the same I thought Goodplaya made a good point yesterday:
    I still can’t and won’t accept the pain and general hopelessness of last season was necessary for this. An older head in there would have helped a lot… and probably not least for the then out of his depth Song.
    Can't argue with that and I really believe we need a signing in central midfield for a number of reasons. One because Song is the only candidate we have for that anchor role, two because we have to take into account his time off at the ACN, and three because without competition for places players can become somewhat complacent. As well as that if we brought in somebody experienced there's a lot Song could learn from that player and ultimately that's good for Arsenal, first, and for Song who is still a very young man. We'll see what happens and the whispers about the return of Vieira have not gone away completely. The manager's belief that the transfer window should close as soon as the season starts does make some sense but with different leagues starting at different times it'd be a huge headache. Frankly, I think we should revert to the old system. If a club wants to buy a player they can do so whenever they want with a deadline 2/3rds of the way through the season. Gael Clichy talks to the Mirror about the season ahead, their desire to win something and to repay the faith the manager has shown them. I liked the comments about the arrival of Vermaelen and how he was just remembering the big row (pictured here) the new boy and Robin van Persie had in a pre-season game a couple of seasons ago. So that's about that. In terms of today's game I expect the same team as against Celtic and Everton although the manager has hinted that Eduardo might be in from the start today. Maybe he might consider Diaby in the Denilson role as well. I know everyone is expecting a comfortable win and while this might be a good time to play Portsmouth we have to be mindful that it was games like this last season that were our Achilles heel. All the same with an expectant crowd, a good atmosphere and a load of free scarves I expect the boys in red and white to be happy come 5pm. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 4-1 Portsmouth : The goal glut continues http://arseblog.net/2009/08/23/arsenal-4-1-portsmouth-the-goal-glut-continues/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:00:24 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1583 Arsenal statistics out there who may well prove me wrong but I can't remember a start to the season so filled with goals. Another four went past a fairly hapless Portsmouth yesterday, we might even have scored more, and the positive start to the season continues. The manager made some changes, Abou Diaby coming in for Alex Song, Eduardo started in place of Nicklas Bendtner and Eboue and Gibbs replaced Sagna and Clichy. I'm not exactly sure what formation we played yesterday, it seemed to alternate between the 433 and a traditional 442 but every time I thought I'd got it sussed I'd see Diaby popping up in a different area of the pitch. He seemed to have licence to roam yesterday and that turned out to be a good thing. He scored our first two goals. The first came on 18 minutes after Eduardo made a chump of the Portsmouth right back, surged into the box and sqauared it for Diaby to sidefoot home with aplomb. The second was another great counter attacking goal. Arshavin picked up the ball in the right back position after a Portsmouth corner, he played it infield to Cesc who picked out Eboue who had bombed forward down the right hand side. Eboue's simple ball across to Diaby saw the Frenchman slide it home for his and Arsenal's second. Diaby's overall performance had the manager comparing him to Vieira on one hand and suggesting this might well be his breakthrough season on the other. We know he took it upon himself to do extra training this summer and there's never really been any doubt that the boy is a talented footballer. What many said before this season started though is that it was now or never for him and if this kind of form continues then it looks like now. Of course it's just one performance. We need to see this again and again and again. And I don't just mean the goals. I mean the overall performance he put in which was good as any he's had for the club. It's too early to say he's proved people wrong but he's on the right track and that's good to see. We might have had at least three or four other goals in that first half. David James made some excellent saves, not least from a Robin van Persie free kick, we dilly-dallied in the box a few times when we might have been more decisive and we dominated the game completely. Which is why it was fairly typical that we conceded one. A Portsmouth corner was cleared to our right back position, we kind of stood off and allowed them cross it in and Kaboul rose higher than Almunia to head home. It was poor goalkeeping, no question, but nor was there any challenge from a defender and Almunia seemed to think he would be able to claim it unchallenged, perhaps a lack of a shout from a teammate about the arrival of Kaboul (who looks like something Hellboy might fight, doesn't he?). Nevertheless you expect your keeper to dominate that part of his area and the Spaniard won't be happy with his efforts. The second half began without Cesc who had tweaked his hamstring, the manager choosing to throw on Aaron Ramsey rather than Song. Early in the second half there was a moment of panic when Utaka got in behind Gallas and on the edge of our box went down as if he'd been fouled. I still haven't seen the replay of it but I think we can count ourselves lucky a bit. It's the kind of challenge that generally results in a red card, even if the defender hasn't made any contact with the attacker. There's some suggestion Utaka tripped over his own feet but even then we can count our blessings that both referee and linesman managed to see that and wave play on. The easy decision there was the free kick and red card. The left nipple of William GallasPortsmouth were unhappy with the decision and you can only imagine the expletives on their bench when Gallas scored the crucial third goal. Arshavin played in a free kick from our left, van Persie nodded it on, Vermaelen got to it at the back post, it came across goal, hit Gallas on the foot, then on his goalscoring left nipple and went in. The defender is now our top scorer this season with three in three. What a start to the season he's made. I think he's going to score with his bellybutton (which is an outy) next. After that it was all over. There were a couple of dangerous moments when Portsmouth got in down our left but thankfully their lack of quality there meant they couldn't take advantage of the rawness of Kieran Gibbs. Aaron Ramsey made it 4-1 with his first league goal for Arsenal when played in by Robin van Persie and that was that. Overall not as accomplished a performance as against Everton but then it didn't need to be. We skirted with danger a bit but you always sensed that we had more gears to step up into if needed. On the evidence of yesterday Portsmouth are in real, real trouble this season. So in our first two league games we have won two, scored ten and gained 6 points, leaving us with a goal difference of +8. I know there are some that will analyse things to death but you cannot possibly ask for more from a start to the season. When you also take into account that of those ten goals only one has been scored by a striker then it augurs well. I'd agree with those who say van Persie could do with a goal, he's still obviously learning that lone striker role, but as long as the goals are going in and we're winning the games it doesn't really matter who scores. If you're a team that is dependent for the most part on your strikers for goals then you're in trouble when they don't score. We have a team that, at the moment, can bang them in from all over the pitch. To me that's a positive. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    The first week was very successful with two difficult away games. Now we have another week, a second week, it is another test with Celtic and Manchester United. It looks to be exciting and interesting.
    On the potential injury to Cesc he said:
    If it is a little pull, he will be out for three weeks, if it is just tightness, maybe he can get away for Wednesday. In 48 hours we will have a better view.
    Fingers crossed it's not that serious but whatever happens I think it'd be mad to play him against Celtic. Having him fit for United away is far more important and with the greatest of respect to Celtic we should be able to cope better without him for that game. Let's see how it goes. Rounding up the Sunday news now and Andrei Arshavin talks to the Sunday Times. He's certainly not one of those boring 'Yeah, I just hit and it's gone in the back of the net' footballers when interviewed. He talks about how he'd have earned more money by staying at Zenit but joined Arsenal for the sporting challenge, saying:
    I wanted to see what the game is like when you play for a world-class team and play only on world-class surfaces and meet only star players every week — as opposed to having to travel to play at half-demolished stadiums, sometimes with artificial pitches, where the result of your game can depend on what the referee is feeling like that particular day.
    I like that. He also believes we need to make new signings, re-iterating what he said some months ago about bringing in players who have experience and quality. I don't suppose there are too many fans who would disagree with him, as such. The start the season has been fantastic and wonderfully positive but if you asked me if I'd feel more confident with a couple of additions to the squad then of course I would. When pressed about where he'd like those signings to be made he said:
    I’d rather not comment. I don’t think that would be appropriate. Arsène understands where improvement needs to be done.
    You wonder quite how comments like that will sit with AW but then he knew what kind of man he was signing when he brought him to the club. He's honest and straightforward and says what he says because it's what he thinks. All the same we know Arsene will do what he wants to do, not what any players wants him to do. AS in Spain are linking us strongly with a move for Dutchman Rafael van der Vaart while claiming there's still interest from Atletico Madrid for Emmanuel Eboue. And beyond that there's little else happening. As it stands right now we're top of the league. I like that. Till tomorrow. ps - You might notice things have changed a little bit in terms of fonts/menu bars etc. Things may get a little more weird over the course of the day, please ignore. It's just me tinkering with the engine, so to speak.]]>
    1583 2009-08-23 09:00:24 2009-08-23 09:00:24 open open arsenal-4-1-portsmouth-the-goal-glut-continues publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Nobody to play a major role against Fulham - Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/08/23/nobody-to-play-a-major-role-against-fulham-saturday-round-up/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2478 The Independent has a very readable article about Arsene Wenger. I have to say despite feeling a little irked with him at times due to his apparent stubbornness in the transfer market he is somebody I greatly admire for his belief in himself and what he does and has done for Arsenal. In the article he says:
    For me Arsenal is a club which tries to respect tradition, style, honesty, fair play. If you come in and behave like a gangster you will not last long. The supporters will be the first ones not happy with that. A club needs values. If a club has no values you go nowhere.
    I love that and it's a philosophy he's had for his whole career. I'm currently reading the biography of the man by Xavier Rivoire and it's very interesting. The behind the scenes stuff about how he works, prepares, deals with players and his squad is quite fascinating. Above all you get the impression that we have a wonderfully intelligent and decent man as our manager but as well as that somebody with a deep desire to win and bring success to the club. While some people might question how he's going about doing it there should be no doubt over what he's trying to achieve. The manager has defended Emmanuel Adebayor saying he believes the striker has been treated unfairly. Classic Wenger stuff that. Publicly he will be unfailingly loyal to the player but he knows well enough why the fans might be unhappy with him. But the fans have made their point, there's no need for it to be made again, and now it comes down to Adebayor to put the work in to repay the faith of the manager and get the fans back onside again. Martin O'Neill says Villa have had no contact from Arsenal about Gareth Barry and has called Arsene's comments about him bizarre. I suppose they were a bit odd really but I don't really think we're interested in Barry at all and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if, on or close to the deadline, we saw Arsenal buy Alonso and Barry go to Liverpool. Kevin Keegan wants Philippe Senderos but AC Milan are also reported to be interested. The arrival of Fishface has probably made life very difficult for Senderos now and he might well decide it's time to continue his career elsewhere. Right, that's that. Some breakfast required and here's to three more points later on.]]>
    2478 2009-08-23 09:00:25 2009-08-23 09:00:25 open open nobody-to-play-a-major-role-against-fulham-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Monday mufflings http://arseblog.net/2009/08/24/monday-mufflings/ Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1581 He says:
    It was a foul because he pulled me from behind after I ran past him - he pulled me back. It was unfortunate the linesman didn't raise his flag. I asked Gallas and he said to me it was a foul. What can you say to that? It's like everything is going against us.
    Funny though that the TV replays show Utaka tripped himself up, like some Clouseau-esque French waiter, and the referee and the linesman got it spot on. As I said yesterday even though Utaka's descent to earth from whatever planet he lives on was entirely his own fault the easy decision for the officials was to give a free kick and a red card to the defender. So while we often criticise referees for getting things wrong Steve Bennet deserves credit for getting it right. Utaka, meanwhile, needs to take lessons in how not to run like a skittish giraffe. And speaking about Match of the Day, wasn't it fantastic to learn that the only reason we've started the season so well is because our opponents have been so poor? Lineker and Hansen were simpering like a pair old housewives leaving it to Alan Shearer, of all people, to actually make some sense and give the tiniest bit of credit to us for winning two games and scoring ten goals in the process. When Alan Shearer is the voice of reason it says a lot about the other two. And does anyone think with a couple of applications of rouge on each cheek Alan Hansen would look exactly like Aunt Sally from Worzel Gummidge? He's got so much make up on he looks like a jaundiced tranny. I would imagine we'll find out today the extent of the hamstring injury to Cesc Fabregas. He's been suffering with it a bit since the start of the season and we can only hope that the manager's decision to take him off at half-time was more precautionary than anything else. With an away trip to Old Trafford this Saturday having the captain fit would be a great fillip. Keep fingers crossed. Whatever the extent of his injury though I don't expect him to play against Celtic on Wednesday. Well done to Jay Emmanuel-Thomas who scored on his debut for Blackpool at the weekend. The young man is there on a month long loan deal and there appears to have been some confusion about who got the goal due to the Watford PA man attributing his goal to someone else. We are just 7 days away from the close of the transfer window - although I think I saw something somewhere which said it was open until 5pm on Sept 1st. I dreamt last night we signed two players on the final day, unfortunately one of those players was Paulo Wanchope who had been converted to centre-half by a Costa Rican shaman. Surprisingly everyone seemed to be quite content with his arrival. Weird. Right, not much else going on this Monday morning. The week will get busier though. Don't forget you can have Arseblog delivered to your email each day by signing up the mailing list here and you can follow Arseblog on Twitter here. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1581 2009-08-24 09:00:39 2009-08-24 09:00:39 open open monday-mufflings publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger shouldn't risk Cesc + Matuidi - Arsenalisation http://arseblog.net/2009/08/25/wenger-shouldnt-risk-cesc-matuidi-arsenalisation/ Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1579 Cesc can avoid international duty and recover properly before the visit to the other, richer, part of Manchester on September 12th. I have to think the manager will err on the side of caution here. It's early in the season and we'd be better off ensuring he's fully fit and ready for the rest of the campaign instead of trying to nurse him through an injury which could get worse. The Mail further speculates that to cover Cesc's as yet unconfirmed absence we'll 'step up' our pursuit of St Etienne midfielder Blaise Matuidi. I'm pinching salt again here but with just a week to go until the transfer window closes speculation and rumour will hit fever pitch, I'm sure. This despite the manager calling his squad 'massive'. He cites the absence of players like Nasri, Rosicky, Senderos, Wilshere, Vela and Djourou from the Portsmouth squad as evidence as the size of the squad, and when you look at it that way he has a point, I suppose. Nevertheless the departure of Commander Worf from Everton to Man City may finally see the Senderos deal go through and there's still the feeling that we could strengthen in defensive areas, maybe in both midfield and at centre-half. And if injuries took their toll last season, and the season before, and, indeed, the season before that, shouldn't we be prepared for the same thing to happen this time around? If it doesn't then the manager is left with the best kind of problem he can have - a strong, competitive squad with plenty of quality in reserve. Seven days and counting, let's see. Andrei Arshavin is digging the new Arsenal formation. He did speak last season about not really enjoying life on the left but things are different now. He says:
    I used to play on the left-hand side of a four-man midfield but we've gone to three in the middle and that has helped me become more of an attacking player. We can move anywhere depending on the situation in front of us. If I see an opportunity I can exploit on the right-hand side of the pitch I'll go over and take advantage of it.
    Funnily enough I think it's the forward players who are taking longest to adapt to the new formation. The extra midfielder is providing the likes of Denilson, Diaby, Song and Cesc more freedom, more space, more options in front of them, but with only one goal from the 12 we've scored so far this season coming from a striker it's clear the lads up top are still getting used to things. When they do click, however, I'm expecting us to win every game by at least nine goals. Otherwise that French chancer who thinks he knows how to manage a football club can do one. Emmanuel Petit compares Abou Diaby to Patrick Vieira but says that before you can compare them Diaby needs to needs to perform to a Vieira level for a couple of years and win some trophies at Arsenal. Right. Erm ... Ivan Gazidis talks about the Arsenalisation (proof that we're not an American corporation as otherwise it'd be Arsenalization, right?) of the Grove and the efforts to make the new home more Arsenalised. See? He says:
    Listening to our fans, we were hearing a consistent message that, while Emirates is a superb modern stadium, they want us to make it more of a home. Ultimately it’s our fans’ house, so we’ve listened to that and taken steps over the last months to engage them in a process of discussion about what these ideas should be - and then to implement as many of them as we can early on in the new season.
    The ideas, such as the naming of different areas instead of them being quadrants, are long overdue and it's good that the club are listening to the fans and responding to the feedback. If I could choose any one thing to change though it'd be getting rid of that poxy Elvis song beforehand. It really has nothing to do with Arsenal, I've always thought if a club has its own anthem it's something that has developed over time, and it's little wonder the atmosphere is a bit subdued when you're playing a sleepy old tune like beforehand. Personally I'd go with something much more upbeat, something to get the crowd really worked up - like this. Or this (heh). Or maybe we could have a custom made song called 'We are the Arsenal, let's kick the fuck out of these cockgorgons today'. But there's gotta be something better than Elvis. Like silence. Right, that'll be about that. A fuller preview of the Celtic game tomorrow and, of course, we'll have the low down on the injury news. Till then.]]>
    1579 2009-08-25 09:00:58 2009-08-25 09:00:58 open open wenger-shouldnt-risk-cesc-matuidi-arsenalisation publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Celtic preview : hoping for no shock Jocks http://arseblog.net/2009/08/26/celtic-preview-hoping-for-no-shock-jocks/ Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1577 "It's not job done, it's job to do" Arsene Wenger on tonight's game against Celtic in the Champions League qualifying round. Given the 2-0 lead, the start to the season we've made and the fact we're playing at home many think tonight is just a formality. Now, I would be quite confident indeed that we can go through tonight, nevertheless I think we ought to be a little cautious. Celtic come to the Grove with nothing to lose, they'll probably give it a real go and hope to repeat the heroics of their away day in Moscow a few weeks back. Arsene talking about this game being more important than the Man United game is spot on - not just from a financial 'we have to get in the Champions League' point of view, but simply because this is the next game. As expected Cesc Fabregas misses out with his dicky hammy but the manager says the results of his scan are 'reassuring' and he may have a chance for Saturday's game. In his absence you'd expect the midfield trio to be Song, Diaby and Denilson - and I suppose it says something when we're naming that trio and not talking about them lacking something or needing to be augmented by somebody. We'll look to Song to anchor things and continue his fine start to the season, Diaby to prove that his performance against Portsmouth wasn't a fluke and Denilson to do that wibbly-wobbly head thing after he cracks in another 25 yarder. Anyway, it's clear the system suits the players well enough to get more out of them than maybe we had expected. Up front I think it'll be Arshavin - Eduardo - Bendtner, I have a sneaky feeling the manager might keep van Persie on the bench with one eye on the United game. Speaking of Eduardo the manager is expecting a big season from the Crozilian, saying:
    It is a massive season for Eduardo because he was out for such a long time - he was out before he could prove what a big player he is. Eduardo was one of the players we missed terribly because he can score goals and provide.
    He has a goal and an assist to his name in two games this season and he's just one of those players you'd always feel happy to have a couple of quid on to get on the scoresheet. He's 10/11 to score tonight and that'll tell you something (mostly that you'd need to put a load of money on him to make a bet worthwhile, but there you go). Defensively it's hard to see beyond what's fast becoming the first choice back four of Sagna - Gallas - Vermaelen - Clichy and the manager has been singing the praises of former captain and goalscorer with any part of his body, William Gallas. He says:
    He has taken the right attitude which is what you expect from a top-level sportsman. We know that he will score goals ... what is the most important for me is that he's looking sharp defensively.
    I have to admit that I was surprised he didn't move on this summer after everything that happened last season. It obviously came down, as far as AW was concerned, to a choice between 33 year old Gallas and 28 year old Toure and we know how that ended up. Regular readers will know I've never been his biggest fan but since the captaincy was given to Cesc it's like a burden was lifted from him. He has played as well as his biggest fans always claimed he could and how can you argue with the way he's started this season? You also can't help thinking if things might just have been different towards the end of last season had he not got injured in Villarreal. So while he's never going to be my poster boy I've got to doff my cap to him, his penis, his arse and, of course, his left nipple. More please. When asked about rumours surrounding St Etienne's midfielder Blaise Matuidi yesterday Arsene said "I deny that" and hit the NewSigning Macro which makes him say:
    I can tell you that at the moment we are not close to signing anybody.
    I think if any deals are done they're going to be done right on the deadline. I alternate between thinking he's not going to bring in anyone and the opposite, that he will bring in anyone, but while there's nothing I can do to influence the situation I'm not going to get stressed about it. I would like a couple of signings, I think we all would, but que sera, sera. The Mirror reports young Spaniard Fran Merida is set to be offered a new deal. It's interesting to see he's in and around the first team now. He's another candidate for one of the 'front two' of the midfield trio and he looks a tidy player to me. And that'll be about that. Let's hope the Arsenalisation of the world continues tonight, a good atmosphere at the Grove and a good performance will set things up nicely for the weekend. We've got a some momentum going right now, we have to ensure we keep that going, take tonight's test seriously and, above all else, make The Lord of the Wing sad. Till tomorrow, arsebandits.]]>
    1577 2009-08-26 09:00:26 2009-08-26 09:00:26 open open celtic-preview-hoping-for-no-shock-jocks publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 3-1 Celtic : Eduardo's dive the talking point but it meant little http://arseblog.net/2009/08/27/arsenal-3-1-celtic-eduardos-dive-the-talking-point-but-it-meant-little/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1575 Champions League group stages after a 3-1 win last night, giving them a 5-1 win on aggregate. Let's get the penalty thing out of the way first. In about the 25th minute Eduardo chased through a ball in the area, pushed it past the keeper, went to ground with minimal, if any, contact from the Celtic keeper and the referee gave a penalty. Eduardo v Celtic - Spud from Trainspotting goes  mentalWas it a dive? Yes. He might have been looking for the contact, but either way it's not nice to see any player dive, least of an Arsenal player. If we condemn the opposition we can't excuse it when one of our own does it. Put the shoe on the other foot for a moment and if that penalty had been given against us you'd be furious - that's the yardstick. Nevertheless the reaction to it from some pundits has been ludicrously over the top. The first goal last night was always going to be crucial, it's a shame it came about the way it did, but can anyone really tell me that over the course of the 180 minutes it made a difference to the overall result? Celtic had two shots on target over both legs. One tame effort in the first half of the first leg and one in the 92nd minute last night which resulted in Donati's goal. Arsenal scored five goals. Even without the Eduardo penalty we'd have won last night yet they're bleating on about Eduardo being a 'cheat'. It's funny but these are the same people who told you 'Tiny Taylor' "isn't that kind of guy" when he shattered Eduardo's leg and ankle and put him out of football for over a year. It's easy to condemn a dive, it's safe, yet you rarely hear the same condemnation for acts of violence or dangerous tackles. Eduardo is a cheat yet Michael Owen is 'clever' when he wins a penalty against Argentina with a dive. Steven Gerrard is notoriously light on his feet yet he carries no reputation as a diver. You can be sure that Eduardo will after one incident. Jingoism? Xenophobia? Arsenalism? Call it what you want but we all know there are rules that don't apply to some because of who they play for or what international shirt they pull on. I'm not trying to excuse him or justify it but a little perspective is needed. Eduardo's dive was not his finest moment but in the grand scheme of things it meant little and he does not deserve the kind of vilification he's received from some quarters. It was just a dive. It wasn't this. It wasn't this either. Football would be better served if people paid more attention to things that really damaged the game. Now, regular readers will know I'm all for retrospective punishment. That if there's a way to punish a player for an obvious dive after the fact then it should be looked at. It would certainly act as a deterrent, because diving is something we should try and get rid of as much as possible. I've got some sympathy for the Celtic players because we've been on the receiving end of a dive more than once. Rooney's leap over Sol Campbell to end the Invincibles run at Old Trafford and Dirk Kuyt in the Champions League quarter-final spring to mind - both of them affected us far more than Eduardo's tumble did Celtic last night. Yet I didn't hear much in the way of criticism for those players. So while I'll happily hold my hands up and admit Eduardo took a dive last night, and I'll agree with you that it's not nice to see, don't expect me to sit here and let the press and pundits go to town a man who does not deserve that kind of treatment. If we had won the tie 1-0 then maybe there's a point worth making. The fact is Arsenal scored five, might have scored at least a few more than that, Celtic had two shots on target over two games and Arsenal were more than good value for the win. And I'll happily fight anyone who disagrees with me. Yes, I will. The rest of the game was mostly Arsenal. We scored two really good goals, which is certainly what the watching Demento will be taking note of. The first after a lovely move - Clichy played it down the left to Bendtner, he flicked it inside into the path of Diaby who squared it for Emmanuel Eboue, who shimmied past the defender and drilled it home. A lovely goal and, leaving aside his rather stupid celebration which saw him booked, Eboue had a good game and deserved his goal. The second came after the introduction of Arshavin, Ramsey and Wilshere. The pressing game we're playing this season paid off when the impressive Denilson intercepted, brought it forward, got tackled on the edge of the Celtic box, and when he lost it Aaron Ramsey came in, took over, played it to Arshavin who turned the defender and fired home his first goal of the season. As mentioned Celtic's consolation arrived with Donati's fantastic late strike. A clean sheet would have been nice, and the goal certainly irked the fantastic Vermaelen who had made a wonderfully committed block just moments before, but consolation goals by their nature mean little. There's a very obvious gulf between the two sides, I don't think it was always quite so big, and while I think they might consider themselves a touch unlucky with a couple of the goals I don't think Celtic can have any complaints. The draw for the group stages is made later this afternoon, beginning at around 4.45pm GMT, but no doubt there'll be the usual couple of hours of montages, UEFA waffle and all that while they warm up the ball. The manager was pleased with things afterwards, as you might imagine, and all eyes will now turn to Saturday's game against United. The only injury we picked up last night was to Aaron Ramsey but as yet we don't know how serious that is. Arsene says that Cesc 'looks little short' for the trip to Old Trafford but we'll get a better idea of that closer to the time. Overall it means we keep the momentum going which is vital going into a big game like the one at the weekend. We've played four games this season, we've won four games, we've scored 15 goals, it doesn't really get much more comprehensive than that. When you consider that last night's win saw Arshavin and van Persie on the bench, Cesc out injured, Nasri injured, and someone like Eboue coming in and playing very well then it's all very promising. You get the feeling there's lots to come from this side, hopefully we'll see a bit of it in Manchester this Saturday. Till tomorrow, divelings.]]> 1575 2009-08-27 09:00:20 2009-08-27 09:00:20 open open arsenal-3-1-celtic-eduardos-dive-the-talking-point-but-it-meant-little publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug EXCLUSIVE: New Theo Walcott Nike ad http://arseblog.net/2009/08/27/exclusive-new-theo-walcott-nike-ad/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1573
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    1573 2009-08-27 09:00:31 2009-08-27 09:00:31 open open exclusive-new-theo-walcott-nike-ad publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Much Edu about nothing + CL draw rection + Arsecast 129 http://arseblog.net/2009/08/28/much-edu-about-nothing-cl-draw-rection-arsecast-129/ Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:09:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1571 UEFA have become involved and the possibility of a two match ban has been mooted. I see no problem with that at all, so long as two things happen: 1 - They explain how a yellow card offence during a match becomes a two match ban off it 2 - They rigorously enforce the same standards across all UEFA competitions so any player who dives is banned for two games. It just strikes me that in order to make number 2 happen a lot more thought needs to go into the process and a reactionary measure because the Scottish FA have got their haggisy old bollocks in a twist about it might be setting a dangerous precedent. You've got to give credit to Celtic manager Tony Mowbray, he hasn't been banging on and on about it, calling for punishment. He understands the significance of the Eduardo penalty in the grand scheme of things, even if some of his players are deluding themselves somewhat. The pathetic comments from Celtic defender Glen Loovens about Eduardo's alleged inability to speak English do him little credit. Anyway, until something else happens the storm in this particular teacup ought to be left alone now. Meanwhile the draw for the Champions League group stages took place and it appears that UEFA, with all the other fuss, got us confused with Manchester United as we seem to have been drawn against the teams they had arranged to play. AZ Alkmaar (who should be managed by General Alcazar), Standard Liege and Olympiakos is far from the most challenging group we've ever had. Reacting to the draw Arsenal CEO Ivan Gazidis said:
    LOL! Thanks for that. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    And who can blame him? Of course nothing is easy at this level blah blah blah but if we don't get out of this group then it will be up there with the world's biggest failures, such as the De Lorean, the new Indiana Jones film and Francis Jeffers. Ahead of the United game the manager says Cesc's chances of involvement are 50:50. He's due to undergo a proper fitness test this morning to see if he'll be included in the squad so we should find out at some stage this afternoon. Tomas Rosicky is back in full training but is unlikely to be thrown in to a game of 'this intensity'. Interestingly both players have been called up to their respective national squads for the games next week. For Cesc in particular this presents the manager with a bit of a dilemma. If he's just about fit enough to be nursed through the United game then there's no chance of a rest if he goes away with Spain and the danger of a recurrence is quite high, I'd have thought. As for Rosicky, well he's got to play sometime. If he breaks down again it could happen with us or with the Czech team - at some point we have to just let him play and see what happens. Theo Walcott, meanwhile, will not be available at all until after the international break as he continues to struggle with his back injury. Emmanuel Eboue has got his local priest to thank for his goal and celebration against Celtic. More thoughts on that in today's Arsecast, all the same he says he's forgotten about last season and wants to stay at the club. Maybe what happened to him was a wake-up call, of sorts. I don't think it's as easy for fans to forget some of the stuff that went on but if he continues to perform the way he did against Celtic then nobody can have any complaints. And it's good for the opposing fans too because we all know the only reason they turn up at the Grove, don't we? Jay Simpson has joined QPR on loan for the season. Although he did well enough at West Brom last time around he didn't get a whole lot of goals. You have to think he needs a big, big season at Loftus Road to convince the manager his future lies at Arsenal. And that's about that so it's time for the Arsecast. On this week's show I talk to the Man from East Lower about the Champions League, Eduardo, the United game and potential transfers before the window closes. As well as that there's Sylvester, Talkshite Radio, the greatest match report of all time and more - including your chance to win one of three Nike training tops. Listen for details on how to enter. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (25mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Enjoy and we'll preview the United game more fully in tomorrow's blog. Till then.]]>
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    Wenger on the warpath + United preview http://arseblog.net/2009/08/29/wenger-on-the-warpath-united-preview/ Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1568 Wenger said:
    I find it a complete disgrace and unacceptable. It singles out a player to be a cheat and that is not acceptable. We will not accept the way Uefa has treated this.
    His ire is understandable. Players have dived time and time again, often in cases where it's had a much more significant effect on the result, yet nothing has been done. Why now? Why Eduardo? I thought Gunnerblog made a couple of good points yesterday via his Twitter. One is that the SFA's decision to get involved distracts very nicely from the fact that one of Scotland's top clubs could barely compete with a top four English club, the gulf in class apparent over the two legs. The second is that it allows Platini to promote his five referees plan, using this one incident as evidence that it's needed. We know the kind of regard in which Platini holds English clubs, we know he's got his own opinions about Arsene Wenger, and that has to be a factor in this (and if you need further proof that Platini is little more than a smarmy politician take a look at his lauding Roman Abramovich as a 'football person' this week. What bullshit. How can anybody take him seriously after that?). The difficulty is, of course, that if UEFA are going to punish Eduardo then they have to punish every player that dives. And that is going to be an administrative nightmare, I'm sure. Will banning Eduardo act as a deterrent to players who think about taking a tumble in the box? Only if every player is banned. And then you get into the nuts and bolts of it and you see how difficult this is going to be for UEFA. As Wenger pointed out yesterday the charge is 'deceiving the referee with intent'. How do you prove intent? It's long been the argument that UEFA and the FA have used against longer bans for players who seriously injure an opponent. Intent is practically impossible to prove. The boss asked the journalists at the press conference about defenders who pull an attacker's shirt. That's not in the rules, they're doing it to gain an advantage, to deceive the officials, are these incidents going to be punished as well? If not, why not? Let's step back a bit and think about what would be happening if Eduardo's dive took place outside the area or in midfield. It would have been a free kick to Arsenal, would any of this fuss be going on? If the issue is the diving it shouldn't matter if it's because it won a penalty or won a free kick in a less dangerous area. Are we going to highlight every instance of a player going down to easily to win a free kick? What about a player who jumps out of the way of a tackle, who anticipates the challenge? It's easy how quickly the lines get blurred. Wenger said:
    Now the existing rules of football have been changed just for one case so we will from now on challenge every single decision that is made in Europe by the referees. This is the first time since I've been in football that the judgement made by the referee is not accepted by the football bodies. UEFA have opened a very dangerous door.
    And there's no doubt it is dangerous. Arsenal fans are looking at Ashley Young's dive in the UEFA Cup the other night which won a penalty for Villa yet not a word has been said about it, not by UEFA, certainly not in the media. So already we can see that consistency is going to be unlikely. If the offence is the same the punishment should be the same but it's not. And why not? Wenger has the answer:
    This case has been ruled by the media and emotionally by Scotland, by the Scottish FA and by Scottish people working at Uefa.
    Damn right. And to me that's the crux of the matter. It was a high profile game, it was never a contest, and the 'Battle of Britain' they all wanted turned out to be a damp squib. How much copy do you get out of Arsenal dominating Celtic? Not much. How much do you get out of labeling a player a cheat, as if he were the worst in the world? Loads. As you can see. Wenger did not hold back either. He told the journalists at the press conference:
    We have been victims of dives in the past from players, some English players, and they have never been treated like that. So you have to answer a case as well, the media and the press to treat every case exactly the same.
    So the next time Steven Gerrard takes one of his falls let us please see him called a cheat and a disgrace. Let's have idiot fans call for his legs to be broken. You're either totally against diving, whoever does it, or you're a fucking hypocrite and there are far, far too many of the latter in the media. Those who will castigate the foreigner and turn a blind eye when it's one of their own. From the start I've said Eduardo took a dive, I've said it was wrong and he should not have done it. I have not heard one Arsenal fan defend Eduardo's dive. I said I would happily accept a punishment if it was a case that the same rules were applied across the board. But Arsene is absolutely right in that he is being made a scapegoat. This is a witch hunt. Eduardo is now regarded across Europe as a diver because of what's happened, which is absolutely unfair. He dived, that doesn't make him a diver. So the club will defend him as far as they can and they're right to do so. The treatment of this case by the media and the press has been appalling and they can go suck one as well. But to me there's something positive out of all this. It has begun to foster a real sense of them and us which has been missing at Arsenal for the last few years. Remember all the red cards? Them and us. When Vieira did something wrong? Them and us. When Wenger didn't see things? Them and us. And when it was them and us there were these lovely silver things arriving at the club on a fairly regular basis. Every team needs something that strengthens the bonds beyond the norm. And this, I hope, will do exactly that. Because the Arsenal players know they've been victims of far worse than Eduardo's midweek incident yet nothing is said. There's nothing like a bit of perceived injustice to fire you up. If they ban him for two games then fine. Let them open that can of worms. On a footballing level we can cope and the best we can hope for then is that punishments are handed out to all and sundry whenever something similar happens. We can hope that the media highlight the dives of other players the same way. We can hope but we won't hold our breath. Anyway, all this has detracted from the fact there's a rather important game of football today. We go to Old Trafford for the first really big game of the season. Unfortunately we go without captain Cesc Fabregas whose hamstring injury hasn't cleared up enough for him to take part (and hopefully it will mean his withdrawal from the Spanish squad). In that case you have to imagine it'll be the midfield trio that started in midweek, with van Persie returning up front with, I'd imagine, Arshavin and Bendtner flanking him. The rest of the team picks itself. There's a tremendous history between the two clubs, the rivalry might have softened over the last few years as we haven't been perceived as a real threat to them, and I found it funny that the managers were expecting a more respectful kind of game than the ones we used to see. Keane v Vieira was often the catalyst for ructions and looking at the teams now that head to head is not obvious on either side. If only somebody would light the touch-paper. Step forward Patrice Evra. You know, I look at the Spanish papers during the summer to see if there's anything going on and on the AS website if you search for Arsenal the stories are displayed first by 'relevance'. The first story for most of the summer was: EVRA: Fue hombres contra niños. It was men against boys. Evra's crowing after the Champions League semi-finals. That annoyed me every single time I looked at it. There's no escaping the fact United were much better than us in those two games. We might have had a bit of bad luck but they deserved their win. All the same Evra's comments were disrespectful, that there might have been a hint of truth in them made then hurt even more. Evra's words did not go down well in the Arsenal dressing room. At Old Trafford, in the league game, he got a bit of a kicking from some of the Arsenal lads and it was good to see. He deserved a bit of treatment for his arrogance. You poke a hornet's nest don't complain when you get stung. Today he has opened his big fat mouth again, labelling Arsenals' behaviour that day 'shameful'. Remember as well his comments about Cesc when he spoke about meeting him off the pitch one day to get revenge for one of those tackles. He is, unquestionably, the most dislikable of all the players in the United squad. For me he's up there with van Nistelrooy such is his cuntitude. And I hope all our players have seen his latest comments. One man who remembers well is Alex Song who speaks to the Telegraph today. About Evra's comments he said:
    We will never forget that. When we go there, everyone wants to show him we are not kids. We will see, but we are confident. We are different to the team that played in May.
    The old cliché about putting those comments up on the dressing room wall to act as motivation would seem to apply here. Not that their motivation should be revenge on Evra, but revenge against a United team who beat us in the Champions League semi-final last season. The atmopshere at the Grove for the second leg was spectacular ... for ten minutes. Then it was over. The players need to take the hurt and turn it into something positive. Today is a huge test, no doubt about it. You can say United are weaker, and I think they are, but that doesn't mean it's going to be easy. They're the champions for the last three years and they're an experienced, quality side. Yet we're improving. Today is a big chance to show how much. We need to carry on the momentum we've built up but we'll need to work harder than any other game this season if we want a result. It's Vermaelen's first real test. United's attack, Rooney in particular, will prove much sterner opponents than anything he's faced so far. The midfield three need to show that they can cope without Cesc. In this system the work they do, the pressing and closing down when United have the ball, is absolutely vital and we need to see the Diaby who has worked extra hard this summer, not the guy who coasts through games. The front three have got to take their chances and both van Persie and Bendtner could do with a goal to kick start their seasons. All in all though, it's exciting. We're going there in good shape, in good spirits and, I'm sure, determined to show United that it's no longer men against boys. I mean, we all know that anyway. It was never men against boys. It was us against cunts. So it was, so it shall be, cunts without end. COME. ON. YOU. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONERS.]]>
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    Man United 2-1 Arsenal : We throw it away, United fans and Mike Dean a disgrace http://arseblog.net/2009/08/30/man-united-2-1-arsenal-we-throw-it-away-united-fans-and-mike-dean-a-disgrace/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1566 nailed on penalty you will ever see in your life. The ball arrived to the Russian from the right hand side, he controlled it, flicked it out of the way of Darren Fletcher who slid in, knocked Arshavin over and then handled the ball. It was two penalties in one. Yet amazingly Mike Dean did nothing. He didn't give us the most stonewall penalty you will ever see. The referee couldn't have got it more wrong if he tried. Perhaps Arshavin was a little pissed off because when the ball came to him a few seconds later he absolutely cunted it into the net to open the scoring. Foster got hands to it but couldn't stop it. And a few moments before the Arshavin penalty shout I thought van Persie was tripped in the box for what also looked like a penalty. Of course we didn't see any replays of that. So half-time 1-0 and all was good. The second half began brightly, some good work by Arshavin setting up a chance for van Persie but Foster made a good save with his feet. Van Persie hit the bar with a free kick and United really didn't look threatening at all. Then we handed the game to them. A Giggs pass put Rooney behind our defence, out came Almunia, Rooney went down, penalty. I know there are those who will say it was a penalty but for me there was absolutely no difference between what Rooney did and what Eduardo did on Wednesday night. Both players went down anticipating contact from the keeper, Boruc kept his hands to himself, Almunia made it easy for Mike Dean to give his customary penalty at Old Trafford. Rooney was falling over before there was any contact. Yes, there was contact, but it wasn't the contact which made him go to ground. Of course on Sky it was lauded as clever play by the England player. What can you do? It was poor from Almunia all the same, Rooney was going nowhere. Rooney picked himself up and stuck home the penalty to equalise. Shortly afterwards United got a free kick on our left, Giggs floated it in, it was a nothing ball, there was no danger, but Abou Diaby headed into his own net. It looked like he was trying to head it back to the keeper from five yards. A ludicrous own goal. I really have no idea what he was thinking. We brought on Bendtner and Eduardo to try and rescue something from the game but there was nothing doing. I might be wrong but I don't remember Foster making a save. Diaby had a great chance not long after his own goal when he danced through their defence but he pulled a left footed shot wide. In the final minute of the 5 injury time minutes Arsenal had the ball in the back of the net. The goal was rightly disallowed for offside. Gallas was clearly off when the ball was played in, and Arsene Wenger, having initially thought we'd salvaged a point, kicked a bottle of water up in the air when he saw the linesman's flag in the air. He wasn't aggressive, he did not shout or complain, he just kicked a bottle of water out of frustration that the goal he thought had been scored would not stand. The fourth official called over Mike Dean who sent Wenger off. With nowhere to go, and the game over for all intents and purposes, Mike Dean refused to allow Wenger to sit in the dug-out, instead making him stand in front of fans who had been singing a song about him being a paedophile throughout the game. It was a disgraceful decision and a disgraceful way to treat our manager. Wenger had nowhere to go but to stand in front of a group of United fans who, as you would imagine, taunted him, which is fine. That happens. But Dean must have heard them singing 'Sit down you paedophile' on various occasions throughout the game. It rang around Old Trafford again and again. Yet with the game over and injury time finished he did that. It seems like Wenger will get an apology from referees chief Keith Hackett but where is the apology from Manchester United for their fans singing that vile song? Where the fuck is the media coverage of them singing that song? Why is it glossed over again and again and again? It'd be very easy to do something about it. Deduct points from United if they sing it again. They'd soon shut the fuck up. Remember when Ferguson was accused of rape in South Africa some years ago. It was a false and horrible accusation against him. Yet if Arsenal fans, in one voice, sang about him being a rapist don't you think we'd hear something about it in the press, from the FA? Wouldn't we condemned, and rightly so? So why the silence over United's fans? That the media continuously overlooks and blatantly ignores is a shame on them and Mike Dean is a fucking cunt for subjecting Wenger to that treatment when it was clearly not necessary. So the first defeat of the season and one you feel could easily have been avoided. Maybe we missed a little bit of craft in midfield yesterday. I think the result would have been different if we'd had Cesc or Nasri or even Rosicky available. That ability to find a pass which the others don't quite have. Nevertheless it's not the end of the world. We did well agains the 'big' teams last season yet it made little difference to our season. It's how we react and the results we get against teams outside that top four that will define our season. There's an Interlull now until we go back to Manchester to play City on September 12th. Hopefully that visit will provide a much happier result. Laters.]]> 1566 2009-08-30 09:00:10 2009-08-30 09:00:10 open open man-united-2-1-arsenal-we-throw-it-away-united-fans-and-mike-dean-a-disgrace publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Here comes the Interlull + transfer window madness!!!!! http://arseblog.net/2009/08/31/here-comes-the-interlull-transfer-window-madness/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1563 had a little pop at United and Darren Fletcher in particular, saying:
    Look at how many deliberate fouls some players get away with. That's a bigger problem because it cuts the flow of the game. And people pay to see football, not free-kicks. Players who make repeated fouls and who are never punished and get out of the game without a yellow card. That, for me, is more anti-football than a player who has done what Eduardo did.
    He certainly has a point. How Fletcher didn't get booked is a bit of a mystery but hardly that important in the great scheme of things. Felcher says he deserved a bit of luck with penalties against Arsenal having missed the Champions League final after his professional foul on Cesc Fabregas back in May. I'm not quite sure how that works though. The clear penalty he conceded at the Grove means the most penaltiest penalty I've ever seen shouldn't be given at Old Trafford? Erm, no. That's not luck, it's just terrible refereeing. Yeah, Fletcher is a bit of a hacker and Mike Dean is never likely to treat United's fouls as harshly as he did Arsenal's but we shouldn't really get bogged down in stuff like this. If we really need to make a point we could just kick him up in the air next time we play. Job done. And while United weren't at their best on Saturday they've always been a good footballing team, even if they are chock full of despicable flangeinhalers. And while the press are reporting that AW has labelled United 'anti-football', my interpretation is that he's having a little go at officialdom there. It's always been quicker and easier to punish a guy who dives, for example, than a guy who fouls constantly. Those kind of players can hide behind the fact they're 'physical' or 'committed', in fact they're even praised for it, but the other guy is slaughtered. The fact is that deliberate fouling is cheating too - yet you never hear anyone say we have to rid the game of it. Anyway, I have no real problem with United's approach on Saturday. We gave away our share of free kicks, Gallas's in particular was deliberate and cynical, so it's not like we're angels. It's a physical game, we have to accept that, and it's the job of the ref to deal with it. Sometimes, like on Saturday they don't, or they won't. We pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off and move on. Expecting some reference to the Celtic player sent off after getting a 2nd yellow for a dive yesterday? Who cares? More media driven crap with which I want nothing to do with. So, the transfer window, eh? It closes at 5pm tomorrow and there's only thing I can say with any assurance - that Sky Sports and the NewsNow hit hoors will whip everyone up into an absolute frenzy. There'll be gossip, rumour, tales of press conferences, medicals and all kinds between now and the time it closes? Am I expecting us to do any business? Maybe. I really don't have the first clue. Nobody does. That's the truth. Would it be a surprise if we brought in a couple? No. Nor would be a surprise if our chequebook remained closed. Could we do with a couple? Sure. Am I hoping we sign someone? Yes. Can we cope without them? Yes, for now. And as there's nothing at all I can do to influence what happens I'm going to remain an interested, yet unfrenzied, unpanicked, unpullingmyhairout, unbleatingabouthowmuchwegotforkoloandcuntybayor, observer. And of course I'll be spreading rumours like wildfire via Twitter. Till tomorrow. ps - To those of you using the Arseblog iPhone app - yes, there's a problem with it at the moment. It's been removed from the iTunes store and has to be reapproved, so that could take a week or two. In the meantime you'll have to be all old fashioned and stuff and just visit the website.]]>
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    Transfer deadline day exclusive live blog madness crazy mayhem thing oh yeah!!! http://arseblog.net/2009/09/01/transfer-deadline-day-exclusive-live-blog-madness-crazy-mayhem-thing-oh-yeah/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1561 9.01 - Here we go then. Let the madness begin. 9.34 - I've just had some Alpen. 10.15 - The first rumour of the day. Sebastian Frey has been seen getting out of a taxi on the Caledonian Road with what looks like Ken Friar but might also be his dad. 10.17 - Turns out it was not Sebastian Frey but an IT manager for a small web design firm. The older man was his life partner. Oooops. 11.20 - I am thinking about having a sandwich. 11.29 - According to 'Dave' who has written to the BBC's transfer deadline day live blog Ivory Coast midfielder Aruna Whamalamadingdong is having a medical at Highbury House right now. 12.17 - Aruna Whamalamadingdong has just signed for Man City in a £43m deal. 12.56 - Have you ever tried to count all the bubbles in an Aero? There's loads of them. 13.40 - I'm bored. So very bored. 14.38 - Transfer deadline madness! Reports all over the place saying that an as yet unnamed Premier League defender is about to sign for the Gunners. 14.47 - Who could it be? Is it Daniel Agger? Could it be Nemanja Vidic? Brede Hangleland at long last? 14.59 - The defender rumours gather pace as Arsenal confirm the free transfer of Mikael Silvestre to West Ham. 15.34 - Arsenal announce they have re-signed Mikael Silvestre from West Ham for £800,000. 15.38 - I can barely see the keyboard through my tears. 16.04 - Arsenal agree to sell Philippe Senderos to Real Madrid. 16.27 - Emmanuel Eboue is joining Atletico Madrid for a fee of £5m which we'll pay to Madrid in a series of installments. 16.46 - Loan deal mayhem!!! Jack Wilshere goes on loan to Newcastle for the season, Aaron Ramsey goes out on loan to Wigan for the season and Carlos Vela joins Mexican side L'influenza Cerdo in a season long deal. 16.58 - Arsenal signing!! 19 year old French midfielder Jean Claude I'nfirme joins from 3rd division side AC Inutile. He won't be able to play until after Christmas though as he is currently wearing one of those big neck collars after falling off his BMX bike on the way to training. Arsene Wenger says we're bringing a player of great potential who can seriously challenge Diaby and Rosicky. 17.00 - The window is closed. Arsene declares he is happy with the enormously huge and massively vast and colossally immense squad we have. That's your transfer deadline day live blog done and dusted. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go drink this bottle of gin. ----- So I'm not spending my day holding my breath. Que sera, sera and what sera, sera not much at all, in my opinion. I'll happily be proved wrong though. If anything does happen chances are you'll find out via Twitter. Not much else happening bar the Guardian reporting that Eduardo has already been tried, found guilty and convicted for his crimes against football and nothing Arsenal say or do can change that. Adolf Platini strikes again. Right then, till tomorrow when we can just get on with the football.]]> 1561 2009-09-01 09:00:00 2009-09-01 09:00:00 open open transfer-deadline-day-exclusive-live-blog-madness-crazy-mayhem-thing-oh-yeah publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug No signings no surprise + Eduardo banned for 2 games http://arseblog.net/2009/09/02/no-signings-no-surprise-eduardo-banned-for-2-games/ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1558 Philippe Senderos hasn't gone, much to my surprise. Probably his as well. I'll admit to jumping the gun on that one a bit but the information I got was reliable. It shows you how quickly things can change when it comes to transfers. The fact that he hasn't been involved in one squad since the start of the season tells you something was going on. Nevertheless he stays and I'm quite happy about that. To me he's a better player than Sylvester and adds depth the centre-half position. There are those who are unconvinced he's got what it takes but 9 months ago pretty much everyone thought the same thing about Alex Song and now, to most, he's considered a vital part of the team. It's Song's position that and the failure to buy there that will trouble the majority. It's where I'd have liked to see us spend our money as there's no obvious replacement in the squad. I suspect that the manager is looking at Denilson as the one to do that job when Song is not around, using Cesc, Nasri, Diaby, Rosicky (heh) and even Merida as his 'front two' midfielders. At the moment, due to injury, Denilson is required further forward but looking at the squad as it stands he's the only one I can envisage doing that role. I'm sure a lot will be said about the fact we've 'got £40m in bank after the sales of Adebayor and Toure', but let's not forget since January we've spent £25m on Arshavin and Vermaelen. It's quite possible the money we spent in January was money we knew we weren't going to recoup until the summer. Will we hear talk of 'strength in depth'? Possibly, but even without any new signings I don't see us being weaker than Liverpool, certainly, and possibly United. Only Chelsea look better on paper, in my opinion. And before I get accused of pro-Wenger tub-thumping, I really would have liked to have seen us spend some money. I think Arsene is taking a risk again. This is essentially the same squad which failed last season and who generated an uncomfortable time for the manager. He's put his trust in their increased experience and maturity and there's no doubt it's a gamble. If it doesn't come off he's going to be on a hiding to nothing. Yet it's his gamble to take. This is our squad, like it or not, until January at least. We've made a good start to the season. The United defeat, in the cold light of day, was eminently avoidable, and now it's time to get behind the lads who deserve our support. Sure, you might not like that we haven't spent any money but if you're going to stress about that when there's absolutely nothing you can do about it then you're going to end up with an ulcer. I've said all along this summer 'que sera, sera' and now this is what it is. This is our team. In other news UEFA have banned Eduardo for two games, prompting the club to release a statement expressing their frustration with the decision. They say:
    We have been deeply frustrated by the perfunctory and apparently arbitrary process that Uefa has followed in this instance. We believe it is imperative that Uefa’s explanation for its decision provides clear and comprehensive standards that will be consistently enforced.  It is also critical that Uefa provides specific details of the processes it plans to adopt in reviewing all games under its jurisdiction.
    They're dead right too. I think it's only fair that UEFA should be made explain their decision making and to give assurances that all subsequent incidents of players who intend to deceive the referee are examined and punished after the fact. Because that's what Eduardo is being banned for. Not diving, but showing intent to deceive the referee. From our point of view it's not nice to see Eduardo made an example of but on a football level I think we can easily cope with his two match ban. I'm sure we'll appeal but maybe we just should accept it because we can deal with it. What UEFA won't be able to cope with is the precedent they've set in this case. Arsenal are not going to suffer unduly if Eduardo misses two games in what's probably the easiest Champions League group we've ever been in, UEFA are going to suffer for opening this can of worms. And if it is a tool, as many suspect, for Platini for throw more weight behind his ridiculous 5 referee plan then I suspect the curly twat is making a very big mistake. In other news Cesc reckons he's going to be fit for Spain, having had a few days rest. We can only hope that the hamstring has cleared up fully. We need him back once the real football starts again. Abou Diaby talks about the own goal at United, claiming he got a shout from the keeper to leave it and everything. Oh dear. There's no point in going over it at this stage but I still feel like booting him one right up the hole. And that's about that. With the transfer window closed and no game until Saturday week we can ensconce ourselves firmly in the saggy bosom of the Interlull. Joy.]]>
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    The media finally pick up on that song ...The media finally pick up on that song ...Morning. I don't know how long Man United fans have been singing that song about Arsene Wenger, years and years. I know I've mentioned many times on this blog. It's always audible when the games are on TV it's been a huge credit to the manager that he's never reacted to them. And how difficult must that be when you consider what they're singing. Last Saturday referee, and I use that term loosely, Mike Dean sent off Arsene Wenger and made him stand in front of fans, some of whom I have no doubt were singing that song. An awful decision from an awful referee. Arsene had been subjected to that song a number of times during the United game. Afterwards, who in mainstream media said a word about it? Nobody, that's who. On Saturday evening I was asked to go on BBC 5Live to talk about the sending off and the game. When asked if I thought it was a bad decision I said I thought it was, especially as United fans had been singing songs about him being a paedophile throughout the game. On Sunday morning I mentioned the chant in my blog, as did Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says: It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess. I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow.Morning. I don't know how long Man United fans have been singing that song about Arsene Wenger, years and years. I know I've mentioned many times on this blog. It's always audible when the games are on TV it's been a huge credit to the manager that he's never reacted to them. And how difficult must that be when you consider what they're singing. Last Saturday referee, and I use that term loosely, Mike Dean sent off Arsene Wenger and made him stand in front of fans, some of whom I have no doubt were singing that song. An awful decision from an awful referee. Arsene had been subjected to that song a number of times during the United game. Afterwards, who in mainstream media said a word about it? Nobody, that's who. On Saturday evening I was asked to go on BBC 5Live to talk about the sending off and the game. When asked if I thought it was a bad decision I said I thought it was, especially as United fans had been singing songs about him being a paedophile throughout the game. On Sunday morning I mentioned the chant in my blog, as did Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says: It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess. I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow.Morning. I don't know how long Man United fans have been singing that song about Arsene Wenger, years and years. I know I've mentioned many times on this blog. It's always audible when the games are on TV it's been a huge credit to the manager that he's never reacted to them. And how difficult must that be when you consider what they're singing. Last Saturday referee, and I use that term loosely, Mike Dean sent off Arsene Wenger and made him stand in front of fans, some of whom I have no doubt were singing that song. An awful decision from an awful referee. Arsene had been subjected to that song a number of times during the United game. Afterwards, who in mainstream media said a word about it? Nobody, that's who. On Saturday evening I was asked to go on BBC 5Live to talk about the sending off and the game. When asked if I thought it was a bad decision I said I thought it was, especially as United fans had been singing songs about him being a paedophile throughout the game. On Sunday morning I mentioned the chant in my blog, as did Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says: It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess. I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow.Morning. I don't know how long Man United fans have been singing that song about Arsene Wenger, years and years. I know I've mentioned many times on this blog. It's always audible when the games are on TV it's been a huge credit to the manager that he's never reacted to them. And how difficult must that be when you consider what they're singing. Last Saturday referee, and I use that term loosely, Mike Dean sent off Arsene Wenger and made him stand in front of fans, some of whom I have no doubt were singing that song. An awful decision from an awful referee. Arsene had been subjected to that song a number of times during the United game. Afterwards, who in mainstream media said a word about it? Nobody, that's who. On Saturday evening I was asked to go on BBC 5Live to talk about the sending off and the game. When asked if I thought it was a bad decision I said I thought it was, especially as United fans had been singing songs about him being a paedophile throughout the game. On Sunday morning I mentioned the chant in my blog, as did Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says: It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess. I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow.Morning. I don't know how long Man United fans have been singing that song about Arsene Wenger, years and years. I know I've mentioned many times on this blog. It's always audible when the games are on TV it's been a huge credit to the manager that he's never reacted to them. And how difficult must that be when you consider what they're singing. Last Saturday referee, and I use that term loosely, Mike Dean sent off Arsene Wenger and made him stand in front of fans, some of whom I have no doubt were singing that song. An awful decision from an awful referee. Arsene had been subjected to that song a number of times during the United game. Afterwards, who in mainstream media said a word about it? Nobody, that's who. On Saturday evening I was asked to go on BBC 5Live to talk about the sending off and the game. When asked if I thought it was a bad decision I said I thought it was, especially as United fans had been singing songs about him being a paedophile throughout the game. On Sunday morning I mentioned the chant in my blog, as did Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says: It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess. I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow.Morning. I don't know how long Man United fans have been singing that song about Arsene Wenger, years and years. I know I've mentioned many times on this blog. It's always audible when the games are on TV it's been a huge credit to the manager that he's never reacted to them. And how difficult must that be when you consider what they're singing. Last Saturday referee, and I use that term loosely, Mike Dean sent off Arsene Wenger and made him stand in front of fans, some of whom I have no doubt were singing that song. An awful decision from an awful referee. Arsene had been subjected to that song a number of times during the United game. Afterwards, who in mainstream media said a word about it? Nobody, that's who. On Saturday evening I was asked to go on BBC 5Live to talk about the sending off and the game. When asked if I thought it was a bad decision I said I thought it was, especially as United fans had been singing songs about him being a paedophile throughout the game. On Sunday morning I mentioned the chant in my blog, as did Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says: It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess. I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow.Morning. I don't know how long Man United fans have been singing that song about Arsene Wenger, years and years. I know I've mentioned many times on this blog. It's always audible when the games are on TV it's been a huge credit to the manager that he's never reacted to them. And how difficult must that be when you consider what they're singing. Last Saturday referee, and I use that term loosely, Mike Dean sent off Arsene Wenger and made him stand in front of fans, some of whom I have no doubt were singing that song. An awful decision from an awful referee. Arsene had been subjected to that song a number of times during the United game. Afterwards, who in mainstream media said a word about it? Nobody, that's who. On Saturday evening I was asked to go on BBC 5Live to talk about the sending off and the game. When asked if I thought it was a bad decision I said I thought it was, especially as United fans had been singing songs about him being a paedophile throughout the game. On Sunday morning I mentioned the chant in my blog, as did Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says: It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess. I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow. http://arseblog.net/2009/09/03/the-media-finally-pick-up-on-that-song-the-media-finally-pick-up-on-that-song-morning-i-dont-know-how-long-man-united-fans-have-been-singing-that-song-about-arsene-wenger-years-and-years-i/ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1556 Goodplaya in his, Gunnerblog in his in the afternoon, and over the course of the next day lots of other blogs, to their absolute credit, also referenced it. Then it emerged that both Amazon and Play.com were selling a CD of Man United chants which included that particular song. Via Twitter the story spread, Amazon were contacted, Play.com took it down apparently, although there's some suggestion they just changed the name, and the story grew and grew via blogs, websites, mailing lists, forums and message boards. And this morning we have two articles in the mainstream press about it. John Cross in the Mirror and Marina Hyde in the Guardian (although this may only be in the online edition). It's about time. The only previous references in the press were one vague mention in an article from a couple of years ago about chanting and one comment from the United manager who had, apparently, used to his programme notes to ask fans to stop singing that song. And fair play to him for doing so. In all those years nobody else saw fit to mention the vile slur directed at our manager. Now, football fans are a funny bunch. There seems to be a number who think that the way to deal with United fans singing that song about Arsene Wenger is to sing songs about the Munich disaster, which is so cretinous and moronic it's beyond words. And while singing a song about someone having a mobile phone up their arse may not be clever, it doesn't come close to the song United fans have sung. If Arsenal fans don't want to use Amazon or Play that's entirely up to them. I'm not going to tell people where they can and can't shop. That it's been highlighted they're selling it is good but there's some merit to Amazon's response that it's not their job to censor what people can and cannot buy. I think the chant is disgusting and utterly without any kind of merit but surely the only way it should be removed is if it is illegal. If we start going at retailers with burning torches every time we objected to something on a moral basis then we're treading on dangerous ground. I think when the song is sung at Old Trafford it's slanderous in the extreme. When it's on a CD which doesn't mention Arsene by name it's a bit more difficult to prove that, even though we all know at whom it is directed. Some law talking guys or gals might throw their tuppence worth on the legalities of the situation in the arses today, but if it's not illegal then they're under no obligation to remove it. How that sits with you and whether or not you use these particular retailers in the future is entirely up to you. For me the CDs and what have you are a side issue. The main issue is ensuring that Arsene is not subjected to that song at Old Trafford, at our stadium or any other stadium. No man deserves that accusation to be hurled at him and passing it off as just 'banter' misses the point entirely - but then if you're the kind of person who'll sing a song about someone being a paedophile, or even attempt to justify it, then I'd imagine a lot of stuff goes over your head. I'm glad to see the media take this up once and for all. What a shame it's taken them so many years to do so and users of blogs and, forgive me for using such a wanky phrase, 'new media', can be pleased that they've contributed to making the press take notice at long last. Without the kind of online pressure from bloggers, commentators, Twitterers etc of the last few days you can be quite sure nothing would have been said. Moving on and there was good news as both Denilson and Nicklas Bendtner both signed new long-term deals with the club yesterday. I know there are many who remain unconvinced by both but let's face it, most players aren't world beaters at 21, and they've both got plenty of years ahead of them to mature and improve. Let's hope the stability of a new contract and all that extra money helps make that happen. According to The Sun Philippe Senderos is 'furious' that he didn't secure a move away during the transfer window. As I mentioned there was an awful lot to the Everton thing. That it didn't happen was a big surprise to me. Whether it was down to Everton not completing the deal or Arsenal looking for more of a fee than Everton were willing to pay remains to be seen. If he's upset it's because he knows his chances of first team football were better elsewhere than at Arsenal, and every player wants to play, not sit on the bench. All I'll say is that he's a better player than most give him credit for, he's had his scary moments, as have most young centre-halves and I'm happy for him to stay this season. Fran Merida talks about taking the step up to the first team. Patrick Barclay makes a lot of sense about the Eduardo punishment and UEFA's handling of it. He says:
    It is the worst piece of judicial bungling I have ever come across in all my years of covering football. I have never known such a mess.
    I think Arsenal's appeal has to be in today so no doubt we'll get more on that when UEFA deem it timely to reject it. And that's about that. More, and probably an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal appeal Eduardo's ban + Arsecast 130 http://arseblog.net/2009/09/04/arsenal-appeal-eduardos-ban-arsecast-130/ Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1554 The club has officially responded to Eduardo's two match ban, saying:
    We strongly believe that the decision taken is deeply flawed and not based on any forensic review of the video evidence available. There are obvious errors and inconsistencies in Uefa’s judgment and we intend to appeal.
    And reading around it seems the club's desire to defend its player will be even stronger as some reports suggest that UEFA have no intention of applying to same standards to all matches as they did to Eduardo. If that is the case then they are absolutely right to mount the most vigorous defence possible. If only Eduardo is going to be treated like this then it simply shows that UEFA will pander to media coverage of incidents or pressure from factions within. Either way it's a sad indictment of what is already a deeply flawed organisation. Footbal365 reported yesterday that UEFA sent Arsenal two faxes in relation to the Eduardo case. One of which we never received, the other arrived at the offices of the Arsenal Ladies. And that about sums up their efficiency and professionalism. If they applied the same rules to every match people might think UEFA were actually interested in cutting things like diving out of the game. If the reports are to be believed then they have no interest in doing that and Eduardo is being used to advance the political careers of certain officials with one stupid curly French twat right at the heart of it. Unfortunately you just get the feeling that the opportunism will far outweigh any appeal we might have, any evidence, any proof, rules or regulations, but we'll see what happens. Eduardo is, according to one of his international teammates, 'deeply upset' at the ban, although I'd say it's the fact his reputation has taken a battering in the last 10 days that bothers him most. Manchester United have released a statement about the chanting directed at Arsene Wenger, saying:
    We have gone on the record about this disgusting chant. We don't condone it and have appealed to fans several times – through supporters' groups, the programme and MUTV, but to no avail. There are many chants that fans find objectionable, and this is one to which all decent fans should object
    Apparently the issue will be raised by their Chief Exec at a fan's forum next month and hopefully we'll have heard the last of it. Meanwhile, back to matters more footbally, and Nicklas Bendtner says he'd prefer to be playing as a striker, which I think we all know. The big Dane said:
    It is important for me to play and when Arsene tells me to play a position I'll do that. Last season I played a lot from the left side and this season it's been on the right side but, like I said, I prefer to play up front. I am an attacker, not a winger.
    To me he's the most obvious candidate for the central role in the front three but at the moment the manager wants Robin van Persie to fill that particular position. I wonder will he change his mind after seeing Bendtner put in a fantastic cross from the right hand side against United which was just too high for Eduardo but which would have been perfect for someone tall and good in the air, like, I dunno ... Bendtner? Not much else happening. That whole Chelsea thing is quite funny, isn't it? Arsenal fans are acutely aware of their tapping-up skills and won't have a great deal of sympathy for them, especially as they appear to have ignored repeated warnings on the subject believing their money could buy their way out of any situation. Ooops. Right then, time for the Arsecast. There's no guest this week, only me waffling, however Den Nielsen makes an appearance, we've got some vintage news, scientific analysis of UEFA, a song from The Man in the Bar, the winners of the Nike training top competition and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, have yourselves a good old Friday. More Interlully goodness tomorrow.]]>
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    A veritable cuntapalooza http://arseblog.net/2009/09/05/a-veritable-cuntapalooza/ Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1552 They've withdrawn the CD that was on sale after Arsenal's legal department got in touch. Amazon said:
    Arsenal Football Club has provided us with formal notice that content within the album 'Manchester United Chants' is defamatory in nature and we have, therefore, removed this title from our website.
    Splendid. And I'm glad it's been removed for legal reasons and not moral ones. Nevertheless, the CD's creator, Fat Willy, otherwise known as Will Robinson, says:
    This is the first I've heard about it and I'm surprised. There is nothing defamatory. That track you are talking about is not directed at anybody.
    Disingenous to say the least. Everyone knows at whom the the chant is directed, the same as you don't need to mention Man United by name but people will know to whom you refer if you talk about footballers dying on a runway (if you were the kind of cunt to do that). The Guardian points out that Robinson runs a talent agency. I'm not going to link to it from here but anyone with enough Google skills to put his first and last names together with the word 'talent' won't go too far wrong. And a little digging will find his MySpace which has pictures which show that if we were to call him Thin Willy we'd be in trouble because he really lives up to the 'fat' part of his name. I have no idea about his willy though. Right, we'd best add some non-cunt to the mix before people get too bogged down on a Saturday morning. Dara O'Briaiaiaian writes a great piece in the Guardian about arch-villain Eduardo, saying:
    There was something in the air that evening, something … evil. Then he appeared. Twirling his moustache and swirling his black cape, Eduardo bounded on to the pitch and within moments had tied Artur Boruc, the Celtic keeper, to the train lines.
    Marvellous. Go read. Now, back to the cunts I'm afraid and England captain John Terry spoke out against diving. No, really. He did. He said Eduardo dived but then said:
    Diving is something the England lads don't do. Sometimes we're too honest. Even in the Premier League, we see the English lads get a bit of contact and try to stay on their feet and score from the chance.
    I read this before going to bed last night and, being somewhat in my cups, subjected poor Mrs Blogs to a rather lengthy, and I'm sure tedious, rant about what a humungous, plague-carrying cuntmongrel John Terry is. I spelled out, using the most wicked men in the history of the world, how he soared above all of them, his iniquitous existence a blight on the human race, a stain on us all. I used hand gestures, pie charts, graphs, Powerpoint presentations, empirical research and much more to prove, once and for all, that John Terry is the biggest cunt in the world. "But why?", said Mrs Blogs. I sighed. "Because he's a cunt", I said. How can he say something like that with a straight face? He plays in various teams with the likes of Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard and Joe Cole and he says English players are too honest to dive? He plays with Didier Drogba, has played with him for years and years, yet he still thinks it's ok to talk about diving? That's like being a mafia henchman and castigating those who go around garotting people and stabbing folk in the throat before shooting them in the head, wrapping them up in plastic, weighing them down and dumping the body at sea. England play Croatia on Wednesday and apologies to any patriotic Englishmen who want to see their national team do well but I hope Eduardo scores a hat-trick, nutmegging Terry for each goal (one of which will see him go around the keeper, stop the ball on the line, then kneel down and head it in off the ground), before an outrageous Terry dive to try and win a penalty for England explodes both his knees and brings about a grave, and hugely debilitating, case of sudden onset polio and a dose of consumption while he's at it. And let's not forget that whatever he does in his career - this is what he'll always be remembered for (ta, Magic Hat). Ok, time for a break from the cunts. This time Robert Pires provides the welcome relief. He's been speaking about the reception he got at the Grove when he came back with Villarreal, saying:
    My comeback at Arsenal? I still have shivers thinking about it. All match long, while Arsenal played at home, I heard the stadium chanting my name. I almost had tears in my eyes. I will never forget.
    What a man. What a player. What a chin stripe. He deserved the applause that night, the same way he deserved it at the away game, and when you consider the reception that some recent departures get, and will get, it's proof that not being a cunt means people won't treat you like a cunt when you come back. And vice versa. I love Bob. Now, the final dose of cuntism for you comes from The Sun who speculate a takeover of the club by our gelatinous chum Usmanov is on the cards. Maybe he could join up with Fat Willy and make a CD of Uzbeki/Mancunian folk music such as 'Gael Clichy is a serial killer' and 'Fabregas will give you Spanish influenza and your elderly and infirm will most likely die from it'. It seems he's going to gobble up Lady Nina, or at least her shareholding, putting him over the 29.9% marker, which means he has to make an offer for all the shares. Of course that offer doesn't have to be accepted but if that happens we're heading into dangerous territory. A boardroom battle well and truly on the cards and Usmanov owning our club still gives me the same disgusted shiver down my spine as it ever did. He can fuck right off, the cunt. Finally, we'd better leave it on a non-cunt note, again in The Sun but they're reporting that Freddie Ljungberg might come back on loan. This first appeared in the Swedish press as many excited Swedish fans left arses yesterday to talk about it. I'd say this is about as likely as Ashley Cole waking up one morning and not being a little swervy-off-the-road cunt but if you close your eyes, think of Freddie with his red hair and his always scoring at the end of that 2001-2 season it'll start your day off right. Now, time for breakfast. Have a good one, folks. More tomorrow.]]>
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    A rainy fish shop http://arseblog.net/2009/09/06/a-rainy-fish-shop/ Sun, 06 Sep 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2441 Amaury Fishshop was signed from Werder Bremen for free (they even threw in all his plaster casts and traction) and he's hopeful he'll be back in contention for a place in the squad soon. He says:
    The injury is getting better bit by bit. I've been doing ball work for five or six days now and I am running three times a week. I'm nearly pain-free and hope to be back as soon as possible. The ball is fascinating to me. I know it's an integral part of the game but I still haven't quite worked out exactly what it's for. I'm hoping that with continued exposure to it its purpose will become clear.
    Arsene Wenger has admitted his signing is a 'gamble' but what is clear is that he's not a central-midfielder. He sees himself as more of an attacking player, perhaps another option for when Rosicky picks up another 10 month injury after just a couple of games. In the meantime they can keep each other company and cry through the dark times. Loads of our players are in action tonight for their countries as the world cup qualifying campaigns kick off. Some of the games will be on TV where you are. You can watch if you want. I won't be, I don't think. I think I'm going to take advantage of the glorious weather here, lie on my back and drown myself. You know they actually have ads on the radio here telling us we have to conserve water. I mean, what the fuck is that about? They say watering your lawn for an hour takes up 500 litres of water, or something. Who the fuck needs to water their lawn in Dublin for an hour? At this point it's probably already under three feet of rain. Here's a better idea you pack of wankers, instead of telling us not to use the water we have why don't you cunts figure out a way of keeping it better? Honestly, it's like telling people in the desert they have to be careful about how much sand they use. Right, lots to do this morning so I'd best get on and do it. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Quiet Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/09/06/quiet-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 06 Sep 2009 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1550 very nicely taken goal last night. As for the rest of our lads, I'm assuming everyone came through unscathed. There don't appear to be people throwing themselves off buildings having heard of a long term injury to someone important so that's a good sign. Tomas Rosicky did not play at all for the Czech Republic, he wasn't even on the bench. That is mostly likely because he snapped in two getting off the bus. Andrei Arshavin talks about some stuff which isn't really that interesting but it's a slow day. Go read if you're bored. It'll help pass around 12 seconds of your life. Which doesn't seem much but come the end I bet you could easily think of a hundred different ways you might have better spent that time. Ok, maybe not a hundred. Just one or two. But still. Apart from that I got nuttin. But a hangover. And even that's not too bad this morning. I must away to the supermarket where my purchases will include the newspaper, orange juice, bacon, sausages, white pudding, potato farls, a custard slice, some doughnuts and a large loaf of bread which I am going to hollow out and fill with the meat stuff then spend the day gnawing at like a hungry rat bastard. Have a good 'un.]]> 1550 2009-09-06 09:00:42 2009-09-06 09:00:42 open open quiet-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug It's Monday. You want a blog? Ok. But it's not going to be any good. http://arseblog.net/2009/09/07/its-monday-you-want-a-blog-ok-but-its-not-going-to-be-any-good/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1547 Arsene Wenger - "So, Steve Rowley, tell me about Francois Wünderkeed. Is he what we need?" Steve Rowley - "The thing is, Arsene Wenger, that I've watched this boy 43 times. He has great pace, wonderful vision and awareness, a great range of passing, good finishing ability, likes a tackle, stamina like a rabid monkey and good in the air". Arsene Wenger - "So essentially you're saying that if one were to open his locker you'd be moved to say that he's got the lot in there". Steve Rowley - "Yes, yes I would". Arsene Wenger - "And his knees?" Steve Rowley - "Like an arthritic pensioner". Arsene Wenger - "Bring him to me". Anyway, fingers crossed he makes a full recovery. His career is in danger of being blighted like an Irish potato. Croatia coach Slaven Bilic has leapt to the defence of Eduardo in the wake of John Terry's comments. He said:
    I am leaping to Eduardo's defence here. It's a bit rich John Terry accusing Eduardo of being a diver when his mum is a shoplifter. When she goes on record and publicly apologises to M&S then we can talk. Now, can someone give me a rhythm? This cat needs to get his jazz on.
    England play Croatia on Wednesday and it is believed the England captain is already practising his sneer + "divey-divey" hand motion. And that's that really. There's nothing else happening. Nothing. But at least the hammersmashingdrillgrinding has stopped for a few moments. Ahhhhhh.]]>
    1547 2009-09-07 09:00:30 2009-09-07 09:00:30 open open its-monday-you-want-a-blog-ok-but-its-not-going-to-be-any-good publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's all Arthur's fault http://arseblog.net/2009/09/08/its-all-arthurs-fault/ Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:10:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1543 1543 2009-09-08 09:10:52 2009-09-08 09:10:52 open open its-all-arthurs-fault publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arshavin - Bendtner - Merida + Forward Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2009/09/09/arshavin-bendtner-merida-forward-arsenal/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:09:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1541 Andrei Arshavin. According to Guus Hiddink:
    If [Arshavin] cannot play, then he won't play. His improvement has been significant but he doesn't take stupid risks.
    I think leaving it up to a player to decide if he's fit or not is a bit risky but we have to trust Arshavin will be professional. If he plays and is good for Man City on Saturday, there's not a problem in the world. It'll go some way to reducing his spare tyre. If he plays and then is unfit for Saturday I can imagine Arsene Wenger will be most vexed indeed. As will I. MOST vexed. How is Arshavin going to run through Adebayor's legs to score the winner if he's not on the pitch? Meanwhile Nicklas Bendtner has been spelling out his targets for the season. The big Dane says:
    I hope to see that I score 20-25 goals in 40 games. If I get a Premier League season where I score 10 times and have 30 assists, I think that would be OK as well.
    30 assists would be bloody marvelous but unless someone installs a triangle button on Bendtner with which he can make the 'through pass' it's hard to see. Still, I'm glad he's got his sights set so high, you certainly can't fault his ambition. Anyway, as he rises to head home a corner against Man City on Saturday to get his first goal of the season, at the same time clashing heads with Adebayor who crumples the ground wailing like a brontosaurus with a serious case of the Cretaceous scuts, we can reassess these targets. Fran Merida explains why he rejected a loan move to Levante and talks about how he hopes to make an impact in the first team this season but is quite happy to play in the reserves until then. And when he comes on as a sub against Man City on Saturday and performs the most outstanding sliding tackle to prevent Adebayor from going around a clearly distressed Manuel Almunia, forcing Adebayor off the pitch where he collides with an advertising hoarding (ironically it will be one about pension funds and planning for ones retirement), he'll feel his chances of first team action will have improved. Forward  Arsenal, bookThere's not much more happening than that to be honest, but never fear. To help brighten up your Interlull how about a competition where you can win a book? An Arsenal book, no less. From the same people who republished the Arsenal Stadium Mystery comes 'Forward Arsenal'. The bumph says:
    The first detailed history of Arsenal Football Club covering the period from the Club’s humble origins in Woolwich in 1886; the move to Highbury in 1913; the successful decade of the 1930’s under the guidance of Herbert Chapman and George Allison; the post-war period under Tom Whittaker and ending with an account of season 1952-3. Joy looks at the signings and influence of some of the great players of the pre- and post-war era including Alex James, Cliff Bastin, Ted Drake, Eddie Hapgood, Joe Mercer and many others worthy of a mention.
    So if Arsenal history is your thing and books are your thing then this will also be your thing because it's those two things in one thing. To enter simply answer the following question: Q. Bernard Joy was the last amateur footballer to play for England when he represented his country against Belgium in 1936. Whilst having joined Arsenal in 1935, with which football club was he still registered at the time: Was it a) Southend United - b) Fulham or c) Casuals FC If that seems a bit impossible I suggest following the link to 'Forward Arsenal' and having a little read. Just send your answer to competition@arseblog.com and the publisher has generously given 6 copies so on Friday I'll announce those 6 lucky winners. So, till tomorrow, when we can count the cost of the internationals and do more bemoaning that because of the fractured torso he picked up Cesc won't be able to take a shot from 45 yards which hits Adebayor's testicles at such force that one of his testicles comes out of his nose before he snorts it back down to where it belongs. Now that would be worth bemoaning.]]>
    1541 2009-09-09 09:09:41 2009-09-09 09:09:41 open open arshavin-bendtner-merida-forward-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Adios, Interlull. Hello, real football. http://arseblog.net/2009/09/10/adios-interlull-hello-real-football/ Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1539 Cesc for Spain, Eduardo for Croatia as they got hammered by England and Bendtner for Denmark - thats 2 in 2 at international level for him. As well as that Tomas Rosicky played for about an hour as the Czech Republic beat San Marino. The Czech coach revealed afterwards that he'd spoken to Arsene Wenger to say that he wouldn't play him for more than an hour, so I'm assuming that Rosicky is in contention for the game against City on Saturday. Of course we'll probably get the whole 'I think 2 games in one week is a bit too far physically for him at this stage' but I'm staying hopeful. Andrei Arshavin shook off his injury worries to play against Wales. Now Arsene will wait for the players to start arriving back today, check the state of the injuries and knocks, if any, and he's got tomorrow to prepare for the visit to Manchester. Meanwhile those brainiacs at UEFA, having already been made foolish by their inability to use a fax machine, wanted Eduardo to appear before their appeals committee in Switzerland yesterday. Problem being that Eduardo was in England playing for Croatia. Dopes. And why the hell does he have to go all the way to Switzerland anyway? UEFA's General Secretart, David Taylor, has denied there's any kind of witch hunt going on here but if that's the case why has he insisted Eduardo appear at this appeal wearing a long black cape, a pointed hat, a wart on the end of his nose having booked him on the 13.05 Broom from Stansted? Not much else happening this morning so I'll just remind you about the competition to win a copy of 'Forward, Arsenal'. See yesterday's blog for details of the question and the winners will be announced on tomorrow's blog. There'll be an Arsecast tomorrow too during which I'll be talking to Alex Fynn, co-author of Arsènal: The making of a modern superclub and there'll be 3 signed copies of this book to give away during the show. So tune in for that. In the meantime we can just start thinking about the return of real football. Interlulls haven't always been kind to us in terms of getting ourselves going again so let's hope we can hit the ground running this time. Till tomorrow.]]> 1539 2009-09-10 09:00:49 2009-09-10 09:00:49 open open adios-interlull-hello-real-football publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Wenger speaks + Arsecast 131 + win books signed by Arsene Wenger http://arseblog.net/2009/09/11/wenger-speaks-arsecast-131-win-books-signed-by-arsene-wenger/ Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:08:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1537 Andrei Arshavin would miss at least 3 games due to a recurrence of his groin injury. He said:
    We are upset because he should not have played. He was not in a condition where he could afford to play 90 minutes. We took him off against Manchester United because he was injured already at half-time. He will be out for Saturday, Wednesday and certainly next Saturday.
    A lot of headlines suggest Wenger was upset with Guus Hiddink but Hiddink made it clear that the decision whether or not to play was up to Arshavin himself. If your best player tells you he's fit then as a manager you're not going to leave him out, are you? So I suspect the boss is unhappy more with Arshavin than the Russian management. I could be wrong though. And if he was that injured why didn't we just withdraw him from the squad, or are you not allowed do that anymore? Whatever about the Liege and Wigan games but he's going to be missed badly against City tomorrow and his absence is frustrating, to say the least. As of this moment we don't have any further injury worries but the press conference took place before many of them had returned so there's the possibility of further frustration today. Hopefully not though. More on the City game tomorrow. He spoke about Eduardo and all the fuss surrounding him. Rightly enough he said he's been through worse in his career. When you come back from the kind of injury he has a few braying morons isn't going to affect you. He did say though:
    The worst is that now he is not given penalties when they are penalties. That is much worse. The one last night against England was a penalty.
    That's just something he'll have to live with, us too, I suppose, but with Wenger banging the drum of fairness and having everyone treated the same I think things will return to normal soon enough. He also put it to the media again to look at their part in it, saying:
    Being a hero or a cheat depends very much on what side of the camp you are on. England are in the World Cup and if Rooney does that in the last minute of the game and England win the World Cup, do you really think Rooney will be slaughtered the next day?
    And that about sums it up really. I hope we can move past all this now. I'm as bored of diving and the associated furore as I would be reading a Dan Brown book while listening to Tracy Chapman's Fast Car over and over and over again (this is because scientists have proved this is the most boring song of all time). He then spoke passionately about transfers involving young players in the light of the Chelsea transfer ban. It's clear this is a subject close to his heart and it's well worth watching the press conference for this if you have the Arsenal TV online stuff. His main concern is that it prevents the best young players from progressing. He says:
    If you have a child who is a good musician, what is your first reflex? It is to put the child into a good music school, not in an average one. So why should that not happen in football?
    And it's very difficult to argue against that. Particularly as the whole thing is natural. A kid starts at one club, moves on to a better one, to a better one again and so on. That happens at every level. The issue of compensation is what needs to be looked at, not draconian measures like preventing players from moving to further their careers. But then this is FIFA we're looking at, lobbied by know-nothing morons who have accused Arsenal of 'child trafficking' in the past. Nothing would surprise me but in this case everything Wenger says is absolutely right. Right, that's about that in terms of news. There'll be a more detailed look at the Man City game tomorrow. Now it's time to go book crazy and get on with the Arsecast. All week you've had the chance to win a copy of the new republished 'Forward, Arsenal', which details the early history of the club. The question had to do with the author, Bernard Joy, and which club he was with when he represented England as an amateur. The answer was c) Casuals. There were loads of entries but with 6 copies to give away your chances of the RNG (Random Number Generator) pulling you off out were good. So it's congratulations this morning to Ollie Angot, Rodrigo Feijó, Peter Spencer, Robert Allen, Suzanne Noble and David McNamara. Well done to you, I'll be in touch for address details and so on. In the meantime my thanks to the publishers of Forward, Arsenal, GCR Books, for their generosity and the book, which I highly recommend, can be purchased through their website. Ok, on to today's Arsecast and there's a bookish flavour to this one as well. Joining me on the show is Alex Fynn, co-author of Arsènal: The making of a modern superclub (out now in paperback with four new chapters). We chat about Arsene Wenger, his transfer business this summer and his overall policy, as well as things at boardroom level including Ivan Gazidis, what's going to happen to Lady Nina's shares and former director David Dein. Not only that though, Alex and co-author Kevin Witcher of the Gooner, have been kind enough to give me three copies to give away in the Arsecast itself. And not only that, those three copies are signed by Arsene Wenger himself, so they're real collectors items. For details on how to enter the competition simply listen to the Arsecast and remember, if you'd like to buy the book, you can use this link and the code 'rocky' at check-out will get you £1 off the cover price. As well as all that on the show there's some poetry and a rather desperate Sylvester looking to make his first appearance of the season. On the pitch, I mean. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio So, there's plenty to be going on with. Till tomorrow, Arsechums.]]>
    1537 2009-09-11 09:08:05 2009-09-11 09:08:05 open open wenger-speaks-arsecast-131-win-books-signed-by-arsene-wenger publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Man City preview - Adebayor is pathetic, but then we knew that ... http://arseblog.net/2009/09/12/man-city-preview-adebayor-is-pathetic-but-then-we-knew-that/ Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:07:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1535 This interview in the Telegraph is full of more of the same. His ludicrous explanation as to why he fell out with Nicklas Bendtner (over some shoes), his pathetic justification for headbutting Bendtner during a match, his boo-hoo-bollocks about how the Arsenal fans treated him and that Wenger told him he was only selling him because we needed the money. As if the manager would tell him something like that. LIAR. I know there was a lot of divisiveness at the time, when he was still at the club, and when he was on the point of leaving, but as far as I'm concerned Adebayor got the treatment from Arsenal fans that his behaviour merited. He lied to us, he underperformed, perhaps deliberately, he was clearly a disruptive influence in the dressing room, he treated us as if we were morons and if you do that to people then they're going to react. He's not our problem now though and I don't want to dwell on him too much but this quote sums up Emmanuel Adebayor for me. He's talking about his new club and the fans there:
    What is good at City is that the fans are truly fans. They love you. Arsenal have a lot of fans who are not fans. Arsenal have fans from America and Jamaica. Today they are Arsenal fans, tomorrow they will be Liverpool fans and after tomorrow they will be Manchester United fans.
    Honestly, what a thing to say. How insulting to Arsenal fans in general and those from the US and Jamaica. And clearly he's talking right out of his elongated arse. It's obvious why too. In all my years of watching football Adebayor is the most insecure, needy player I have ever seen. He wants the City fans to love him. Therefore insult Arsenal fans while calling them great. He claims he'll score when the fans are behind him, if they're not then how can he give 100%? Frankly he's a pathetic excuse for a man. A decent footballer on his day but not much of a person. Arsene Wenger reckons Adebayor should be respected but he said the same thing about Ashley Cole and that never happened. I hope the Arsenal fans give him a huge amount of stick today (although hopefully not with that elephants song - that is a Sp*rs song) and conversely give Kolo the respectful reception he deserves. Because he does deserve it. Adebayor deserves nothing more than all the vitriol and opprobrium the travelling Gooners can muster. One thing Wenger is right about though is that he is on fire at the moment (sadly not literally) and we have to put out that fire. He was always a streaky scorer, getting his goals in clumps and then going a little while without scoring, so we need to put an end to this streak today. It's another big test for William Gallas and Thomas Vermaelen but hopefully the knowledge Gallas has of playing with him will work to our advantage. In terms of the team I think the only decision the manager has to make is who will play in the position that Andrei Arshavin would have occupied. I know Eduardo is the obvious choice but I think the boss will have watched him play 90 against England midweek and consider leaving him on the bench. So I think we'll line up as follows: Almunia - Sagna - Gallas - Vermaelen - Clichy - Song - Denilson - Cesc - Diaby - van Persie - Bendtner. Subs from many. It'd be nice to see Tomas Rosicky on the bench. If he can play an hour in midweek there's no reason why he can't be an option for 15-20 minutes today. Last season's game at Middle Eastlands was a disaster. Probably the worst performance of the season. City won 3-0, it might have been 5 or 6, so leaving aside the fact we all want to see Adebayor end up on the losing side, that's got to be a motivation for the lads today. We'll have to play well too. City are a much better side than they were back then but perhaps there's a touch of overconfidence about them when you listen to their players and manager talking in the press. Let's hope so. Personally I'm hoping that Bendtner scores the winner, runs the length of the pitch, gives you know who both fingers prompting a series of headbutts which results in an 8 match ban for Needybayor. A man can dream. I know that's unlikely but I'm still having a little flutter on Nick to score. Roll on 3pm, I am looking forward to this. COME ON YOU GOOOOONERS.]]>
    1535 2009-09-12 09:07:28 2009-09-12 09:07:28 open open man-city-preview-adebayor-is-pathetic-but-then-we-knew-that publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Man City 4-2 Arsenal : Adebayor the villain as Arsenal crash http://arseblog.net/2009/09/13/man-city-4-2-arsenal-adebayor-the-villain-as-arsenal-crash/ Sun, 13 Sep 2009 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1533 In the second half Adebayor deliberately stamped on Robin van Persie's face. Watching on the stream yesterday I first thought he'd stood on his hand, but right under the eye of the ref he raked his studs down van Persie's face. Take a look. Robin released a statement after the game, saying:
    He set out to hurt me today. I knew he was aiming for a collision because he changed the angle of his body to allow contact to be made.  He moved backwards when his natural momentum would have taken him forward. I find that deeply disrespectful. He has shown a real lack of class today, to me and the fans.
    So it's not unfair to suggest that when Adebayor scored City's third goal he should not have been on the pitch. That it took him causing a near riot with his provocative celebration to earn a yellow card is a sad indictment of the Clattenburg who redefined awful yesterday. As for Adebayor - I don't buy his apology. Sure he was emotional but he knew exactly what he was doing. He'd slagged off Arsenal fans before the game and the celebration was designed to wind up the travelling Gooners even more. It shows him up as the classless, moronic, idiot he really is. There's no excuse for the tackle on Cesc (we're lucky he wasn't badly injured), the celebration, stupid as it was, I can live with because that's the kind of thing cunts do, but there's absolutely no justification for the stamp on van Persie. It was dangerous and cowardly and he needs to be punished for it. The FA have confirmed they will be taking a look at it and I hope he's sanctioned properly and I hope Clattenburg is too. Now, leaving that massive cunt to one side what can you say about the game? Defensively it was not our shiningest moment, was it? City opened the scoring when a suspiciously offside Micah Richards looped a header towards our back post. It seemed to take Almunia an age to react and when he did the ball dropped over him, hit the post, hit his head and went in. You have to say there's an element of bad luck about it but the Spaniard hasn't had a great start to the season. I don't think it's any coincidence that Almunia's best season came when he had Jens waiting on the bench, that kind of competition for his place is not there any more and I think that's a factor. Until then I thought we'd bossed the game and were playing quite well. The goal knocked the wind out of our sails a bit and we might have gone further behind. The moment that stands out is Stephen Ireland running through and Gael Clichy actually running away from him. I still don't quite know why Ireland didn't shoot, I think Clichy's bizarre movement confused him and the defender eventually came away with the ball. I may be wrong but Given didn't have a save to make in the first half. In the second we struggled to get going until the introduction of Tomas Rosicky added something to our attacking play. He played a ball into Robin van Persie who turned Lescott brilliantly and finished with his right foot into the bottom corner to make it 1-1. Then we self-destructed. Clichy got caught upfield, there was no effort on Diaby's part to get back, and when Song was beaten in the left back position it was easy for whichever scabby cunt it was to set up Craig Bellamy to make it 2-1. The third came from the left back position as well, some scabby cunt crossing for Adebayor to score and Shaun Wright-Phillips made it 4-1 as we got caught on the counter. Tomas Rosicky made it 4-2 with a nicely taken goal and it's good to see him back. In the last 10-15 minutes we might have scored 3 or 4. Clattenburg ignored Barry's clear handball at 3-1, which would have made things interesting, van Persie hit the post, Adebayor cleared one off the line, another deflected just wide, Given made a goal line save and we certainly had enough chances to level things up. You might well ask why it took us being 4-1 down to play with the kind of urgency we showed in the latter stages of the game. The 4-3-3 formation is so dependent on hard work when you don't have the ball. I felt we didn't really do enough when they had possession and when we had it we seemed lethargic and sloppy. Maybe a post-Interlull hangover but then City had plenty of players away too. The defensive instability will worry the manager but this is the same defence people were lauding as much improved a couple of weeks ago. To me the reason it was improved was because everybody, from front to back, worked really hard. I don't think you can say that was true yesterday. As well as that I think we were missing a bit of creativity. If Cesc has an off day, as I think he did, then we're going to struggle if we don't have Nasri, Rosicky or Arshavin in the team. I'm beginning to think Denilson/Song is an either/or situation, so having Rosicky back is good news. Let's hope he can stay fit. Overall not a great day but it's early in the season yet. Just as the win against Everton didn't mean we were the best team in the world defeat yesterday does not mean we're the worst. What is clear though is that we need to work harder, as a team, and cut out the individual errors which always seem so costly. Looking at the next run of games in the Premier League (Wigan, Fulham, Blackburn, Birmingham, West Ham, Spurs, Wolves, Sunderland before we play Chelsea) there's certainly the opportunity to put a decent run of results together and get some badly needed momentum going. Next on the agenda though is Champions League action as we visit Belgium to play Standard Liege. The recovery has to start there.]]>
    1533 2009-09-13 09:00:51 2009-09-13 09:00:51 open open man-city-4-2-arsenal-adebayor-the-villain-as-arsenal-crash publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's still all about you know who http://arseblog.net/2009/09/14/its-still-all-about-you-know-who/ Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:05:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1531 Robin van Persie. Regarding the celebration there are those who say Arsenal fans shouldn't have reacted like that and perhaps that's true to an extent. There's an accusation that football fans are very quick to dish out banter but when they get a bit back they get a bit precious, and that's also true at times. But there's a responsibility on players to rise above it. I've read about the 'abuse' handed out to Adebayor, he's used it as an excuse himself, but eye-witness reports from the game itself don't tally with what he says and what's being said in the press. And I've heard him get worse stick when he was an Arsenal player and he didn't react like that. He wanted to wind-up Arsenal fans, it worked, but the onus is on him to be the professional. He is the one paid huge amounts of money and that there was bitterness from Arsenal fans is because they were the ones whose season tickets etc were paying him to amble about last season. Kolo Toure came over and dragged him away. There's a picture of both Kolo and Craig Bellamy holding their hands up to apologise. Craig Bellamy. This is a man who hit one of his own teammates about the legs with a golf club and he's more professional than Adebayor. The Greater Manchester police are less than impressed which is bound to have a bearing on the outcome on the FA investigation. Mark Hughes, Man City manager, knows Adebayor is in the wrong but has done little but make excuses for him. While I don't expect any manager to castigate his player in public you have to laugh when he says:
    He needs to be cut a little bit of slack given what he has gone through in the last 18 months
    What has he gone through? Serious illness? Unemployment? A traumatic accident? A death in his family? No. He created a sticky situation for himself at work, where he was paid £80,000 a week, and then made that situation worse when it would have been easy to make it better. Then he got a different job which pays him £140,000 a week. A WEEK. What he's gone through? Give me a break and spend a few days in the real world. There are people who go through worse every single day of their lives and nobody should have any sympathy for Adebayor about what happened to him at Arsenal. It was his fault and his fault alone. The van Persie stamp should see him banned for 3 games automatically. If the ref had seen it - and maybe he should have got laser eye surgery instead of hair implants - it would have been a red card. Adebayor claims he tried to speak to van Persie afterwards but naturally the Dutchman was having none of it. I would have liked to see more of our players follow that example than spend time hugging him afterwards but that's very much a side issue. Any kind of violent play should be punished as severely as possible and that goes for Arsenal players who set out to deliberately injure an opponent too. What will gall City fans when they get over their crowing and stop and think about it is the fact that Adebayor went out on Saturday with nothing more than his own agenda in mind. He wanted revenge. Quite what for I don't know. As Arsene Wenger said:
    At Arsenal we tried to treat him well. He came from Metz where he did not play and now he is the player he is. I do not feel we treated him badly.
    And he's right. He had an issue with the fans and the fans had an issue with him but what did Cesc Fabregas ever do but create goals for him? So why the vicious stamp on his ankle? I never heard Robin van Persie say a bad word about him so why rake his studs down his face? The fact is that Adebayor was not a Man City player on Saturday, he was an Adebayor player. He'll now miss at least 3 games (maybe more if he gets banned for the celebration), including the Manchester derby this weekend, and it's the first little hint City fans have that the most important thing to Adebayor is Adebayor, not his club. It was self-indulgent, unprofessional and when you read him saying that he has no idea why he should be banned for anything then, if you're a City fan, you've got to be a bit worried. That lack of insight applies to his performances on the pitch and his behaviour off it too. He could not understand why Arsenal fans reacted to his antics last summer because he lives in a cosseted bubble where he gets to do what he wants without worrying about the consequences. Now, perhaps, he'll get a taste of reality. Anyway, I think we've spent enough time on him. When the verdict comes it'll be mentioned here. Then until April 24th, when he returns to the Grove for the first time, this shall remain an Adebayor-free zone* There's not a whole lot else going on this morning, it has to be said. Eduardo's appeal against his 2 match ban takes place today in Switzerland so we'll find out if he's available for Wednesday's trip to Belgium. What's not in doubt though is that we need to put Saturday behind us, regroup and start winning football matches. The start to the season calmed a lot of nerves, the last two results have re-opened old wounds, so to speak. Now comes a real test of the manager's belief in these players. We've got a great chance to create some momentum, both in Europe and domestically, but thoughts on that, team selections, injuries and everything else can wait until tomorrow. Till then. * unless he does something especially cunty in which case all bets are off ]]>
    1531 2009-09-14 09:05:23 2009-09-14 09:05:23 open open its-still-all-about-you-know-who publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    UEFA chumps + FA's new rules + round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/09/15/uefa-chumps-fas-new-rules-round-up/ Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1529 Arsenal's appeal over Eduardo's 2 match was successful and the ban was overturned. As Michelle Platini shrieked at the verdict, incandescent with Le Rage, UEFA's website said:
    Following examination of all the evidence, notably the declarations of both the referee and the referees' assessor, as well as the various video footage, it was not established to the panel's satisfaction that the referee had been deceived in taking his decision on the penalty.
    Could they prove intent? No. Could they prove there was absolutely no contact? No. Therefore Eduardo gets off. Arsenal said:
    We fully support the drive for fair play in football and believe it is important that UEFA provide clear and comprehensive standards that will be consistently enforced going forward.
    In other words, if there is going to be punishment for this kind of incident it has to be applied to everyone equally, not just because some poxy ITV commentators and a jumped-up twat in the Scottish FA get their knickers in a twist. Eduardo also gave a statement about the incident and the appeal. I think UEFA realised what a can of worms they were about to open if the ban had been withheld. Refusing to sanction video evidence on one hand while using it to punish a player on the other. Punishing Eduardo for 'deceiving the referee' when deception goes on in various forms in every game. It was a minefield and while nobody's suggesting that diving is ok or isn't something that needs to be addressed it's clearly something that needs proper thought and planning and not some arbitrary charges to further political careers or add weight to plans like the 5 referee thing. I think there'll be an element of relief around the club. When I saw it I thought Eduardo took a tumble, whatever contact there was wasn't enough to knock Karen Carpenter over let alone a professional athlete but there you go. UEFA have made a complete and utter bags of the whole thing and I think the final decision they've made is the correct one as it was quite clear they were treating his case as exceptional. I have now stuck some money on him scoring tomorrow night. Interesting news from the Premier League last night as new rules were announced over club finances and the make-up of squads. From a financial point of view clubs will have to show that they show that they do not have outstanding tax debts, or debts to other clubs, as well as the ability to fulfill all their fixtures and make all payments including players wages. Failure to do so will result in sanctions. Quite what those sanctions are is unclear but I'd imagine they'd include transfer embargoes as well as points deductions. I think it's a sensible move which will hopefully prevent clubs from living beyond their means. Of course it doesn't address the issue of clubs propped up by Sugar Daddies, such as Chel$ea or Man €ity, whose spending far outstrips any income the club generates but it's a start, at least. What's more interesting are the rules in terms of players. From next season each club will have to submit a 25 man squad to the Premier League. Of those 25 players at least 8 must be "home grown", that is they must have been registered for at least 3 years with an English or Welsh club between the age of 16 and 21. You can add to that squad of 25 but only with players who are under 21 years of age. I can't find anything which says those under 21 players have be 'home grown' so it seems you can simply buy a player from abroad to bolster your squad. However, it obviously places more emphasis on clubs to develop their own players and given the way Arsenal have been operating over the last four or five seasons it's almost like we have a bit of a head-start here. As it stands I think every Premier League fits the guidelines but it'll be interesting to see how they deal with the new rules from next season onwards. One thing that springs to mind is that it might see in increase in domestic transfers and given the fact many of those deals are overpriced to begin with will it inflate that market even more? We shall see. In other news there were reports yesterday that Greater Manchester police were to investigate a complaint made against Robin van Persie after a fan complained he 'mouthed a swear word' after his equaliser on Saturday. A nice bit of spin from City there to take some of the spotlight off old youknowwho. Tomas Rosicky talks about his return to action, saying:
    I cannot be satisfied with my performance if my team has lost. But I had the feeling that I was useful to the team. I am back and all right in terms of football skills but the crucial thing is that my body needs to get used to the enormous weekly workload.
    I know it's a lot to ask, like winning the midweek and European lotteries in the same week, but I really hope he stays fit. He's exactly the kind of player we need to make the 4-3-3 work properly so I'm keeping everything crossed. The Arsenal reserves, featuring Philippe Senderos at centre-half, beat Stoke 1-0 last night. The goal came from Rhys Murphy in the 2nd half. And that'll do. A fuller preview of our first Champions League group game tomorrow. Till then.]]>
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    Standard Liege preview + Wenger's zingers http://arseblog.net/2009/09/16/standard-liege-preview-wengers-zingers/ Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:03:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1527 Champions League campaign with a trip to Belgium to play Standard Liege. Last time we played these chaps was in November 93 on the way to Paris 94 in the Cup Winner's Cup and we spanked them 7-0 (including this goal by Eddie McGoldrick). The team news is that Manuel Almunia (virus), Robin van Persie (knee) and Denilson (dyptheria maximus) do not make the trip. Neither has Theo Walcott returned in time to take part. The full squad is here. Almunia's absence means young Italian, Vito Mannone, will do nets and the manager says:
    It is a big challenge for the young boy to come into a Champions League game with such big pressure, but I am confident in him.
    There are those who might suggest that Almunia's virus is a "virus" and that he's been dropped after his poor start to the season but no matter how out of form he's been I can't see the manager making a change like this unless it was absolutely necessary. If Fabianski were fit, maybe, but he's not going to drop his first choice keeper for a rookie like the Italian. Mannone has only played one senior game for the club, against Stoke at the end of last season. I watched him pre-season in the Emirates Cup and I found him a bit scary, to be honest. Fingers crossed he can do the business tonight. With Robin van Persie missing you have to think Nicklas Bendtner will be given a run in the central striking position with Eduardo one side of him and any one of Eboue, Diaby or even Jack Wilshere the other. I suspect the manager will go with the former. Youngster Sanchez Watt, possibly the best name of any Arsenal player since Lancelot McGillicuddy got a late cameo in the 1923 season, is on the bench and it's a measure of his progress that he's in the squad. At the back I just about think the same back four will start although I wouldn't be that shocked if Kieran Gibbs got a game at left back. That said I think he'd have been more likely to start if Almunia had been playing and I'm not sure I see the manager adding 40% inexperience to our defence. Gibbs and Mannone starting leaves us too raw. In midfield I think it'll be Song, Cesc and Diaby. While I'd like to see Tomas Rosicky start I think the manager is going to use him from the bench for the next little while. I can't say I know a great deal about Liege. On Twitter yesterday folks were reminding me how the Mugsmashers struggled against them last season but I don't really recall. We could certainly do with a good performance and a good win tonight though. Not just to get ourselves back on track but add that bit of away from home belief. The two trips to Manchester might have been a bit demoralising and to go away in Europe and win help put things back on track. We're certainly not going there with our strongest squad so it'd be a good confidence boost to get the three points tonight. Now, at his press conference yesterday Arsene Wenger was, of course, asked about the whole Emmanuel Adebayor thing. I know I said this would be an Adebayor free zone but the manager came out with a couple of absolute classics yesterday. When asked about the challege itself, he said:
    Adebayor's challenge on Van Persie looks very bad. You ask 100 people, 99 will say it's very bad and the 100th will be Mark Hughes.
    Heh and heh again. I know managers defend their players but Hughes has made a real chump of himself over this one, in my opinion. Then Arsene was asked about Robin van Persie's statement in which he was hugely critical of his former teammate. He said:
    If somebody stamps on your head in that way, you wouldn't say, 'thank you very much' and turn the other cheek. Only Jesus Christ did that.
    Brilliant. I love Arsene when he's like that. He went on to talk about how he was 'surprised and shocked' by Adebayor's behaviour and how he deserved to be charged for his actions. Again it's strong stuff, normally Arsene is quite the diplomat and I suspect he feels a bit pissed upon by a guy who would be still kicking his heels in Ligue 1 if it weren't for him. He treats players well, like adults, and it must hurt when you come across such an ungrateful, thankless turd like Adebayor. As we know Adebayor has been charged with violent conduct, which will be a 3 match ban if found guilty, and improper conduct which could see anything between 1 and 3 games added to that. No less than he deserves in my opinion. Final word on this today goes to Goodplaya who has a nice perspective on it. Anyway, enough of him. And more of ... well ... there's not a great deal more of anything. Except for me to publicly declare war on Atletico Madrid who cost me the best part of €1000 last night by not beating Apoel Nicosia. I had successfully predicted the other 7 scores in last night's Champions League games, including Juventus drawing with Bordeaux, and then these lazy-arsed mañana bastards can't be bothered scoring even one goal. Gah. Still, our Winter Astro season kicked off last night and we won 2-1 against a team of much younger, fitter and faster lads. We used our experience, and massive bulk, to kick off our season with a win. Hurrah! It's all downhill from here. My money tonight is on Eduardo bagging at least one in an Arsenal win. Safe and enjoyable trip to all those travelling. Come on you reds! Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Standard Liege 2-3 Arsenal : Comeback shows spirit but performance begs questions http://arseblog.net/2009/09/17/standard-liege-2-3-arsenal-comeback-shows-spirit-but-performance-begs-questions/ Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:01:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1524 Eduardo was thinking and trying to play football in areas when we should just stick a foot through it has been a consistent failing in recent times. Then, before we could even settle, Eboue lost the ball in midfield, they broke forward, William Gallas looked to have tripped their player in the box and the ref gave a penalty. My first thought was that it didn't look like a penalty and having watched the replay a few times I don't think there was much contact at all, if any, and if there was it happened outside the box. Still, that really doesn't matter. Jovanovic stepped up and tucked away the penalty with no problem. 2-0 inside 4 minutes and what a start for young keeper Vito Mannone. That must have been very tough for the young man. We should have protected him, helped him ease his way into the game, instead he's picking the ball out of the net twice and we haven't even played 5 minutes. I think he showed his nerves with a couple of dodgy kicks in the first half but after that you have to say he handled himself pretty well. The rest of the first half was nothing short of atrocious. I can't remember the last time I saw us play that badly. Overhit passes, underhit passses, poor control, we were so sloppy in possession it was most un-Arsenal-like. Of course you could mention the kit. If you stick us in a Sp*rs kit chances are we'll play like Sp*rs. That thing is an abomination and whoever came up with it and whoever approved it needs a very hefty kick up the arse. Please Arsenal and Nike, no more white kits. Let's face it, Standard Liege are not a particularly good side and while they didn't really threaten us at all in the first half after the goals, nor did we make life too dangerous for them. We lost the ball all over the place and just when you couldn't wait for half-time to come, Abou Diaby seemed to wake up for a moment. He surged past of a couple of Liege players in midfield, drove forward, slipped a nice ball down the outside of the defender for Nicklas Bendtner who finished well to make it 2-1 at the break. Eduardo kisses his knee after scoring against Standard LiegeIt was a hugely important goal, no question, because until then Liege looked happy enough to sit back knowing the way we were playing we couldn't break them down with a JCB. The second half started and we almost gifted them a third within 20 seconds, but as time went on you could see the tide turning a little bit. Liege worked very hard but were getting tired. Aaron Ramsey came on for Tomas Rosicky and we started to get the odd on shot on goal in. Ok, they were from distance and not very good shots but we were pressing. From a free kick on our right we delayed a substitution. Wilshere and Sagna were about to come on for Eboue and Eduardo when Cesc fizzed in his first decent delivery of the night. It went over everyone to the back post, clearly hit Song on the arm, he poked it back and Thomas Vermaelen was there to poke it home. There looked to be more than a hint of offside to the goal as well. But sometimes you need a bit of luck and in recent games we haven't had that. Moments later a good move saw Eduardo draw a good save from their keeper. Then a corner from the left evaded everyone before it landed on Eduardo's knee and went in to make it 3-2. He might not have even played last night but there's no doubt the Crozilian had an interesting night. He gave away the first, struggled throughout the game, yet popped up with the winner. That knocked the stuffing right out of the Belgians. We should have made it 4 but Aaron Ramsey's pass to Nicklas Bendtner was typically overhit and the chance went begging. They pumped long balls forward which our defence coped well enough with, the final whistle went and somehow Arsenal had won the game. Amazing. Now, I don't say this to be critical, merely to state my opinion, but I thought Cesc, Diaby, Song, Eboue, Clichy and Eduardo played badly last night. Gallas and Vermaelen did well enough at the back while I'd give props to Rosicky, who showed what he can bring to the side, and Bendtner who worked really hard up front, but 6 of the 10 outfield players had stinkers. To come away with three points after that is remarkable. Not bad, don't get me wrong, I'm delighted, but hand on heart how many of you thought we'd win that game the way we were playing? They talk a lot about how the sign of a good team is playing badly and winning. Personally I think the sign of a good team is playing well consistently and winning football matches but if this goes some way to instill some belief in the squad that they can underperform and win, that they can overcome a 2 goal deficit and win, then it's all right with me. I may be wrong but I think this is the first time we've come from 2 down to win since that incredible game at the Reebok a couple of seasons ago. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    When you go 2-0 down after five minutes, you know you have a big task in front of you. To win away from home in the Champions League and score three goals will always be tough. We fought back with a goal and then in the second half, when they got tired, we got set-pieces and took advantage of it.
    I'm sure the manager knows we got out of jail a bit last night and I suspect he'll be concerned with some of the performances. We look particularly vulnerable in the left back position at the moment. Gael Clichy's decision making and positioning are all over the place and when you see average players going at him and beating him it's a real worry. I think he'll be a bit worried about central midfield as well. Cesc has been very quiet since his return from international duty. So while there's relief all round and positives to be taken from playing like that and winning the game I don't think it's unfair to say we need to improve considerably. I know we were missing players. If you look at Arshavin, Nasri, Walcott, van Persie, Almunia, Sagna on the bench then there's no doubt those players would have made a difference. Yet it's consistent complaint, isn't it? "If only we had X, Y and Z back from injury". The problem is when X, Y and Z eventually comeback A, B and C end up crocked. So without trying to make this sound like an episode of Sesame Street I'm going to enjoy the win, difficult and all as it was to achieve, and hope for much, much better against Wigan on Saturday. Till tomorrow when we'll have a brief preview of that game plus an Arsecast. Have a good one.]]>
    1524 2009-09-17 09:01:50 2009-09-17 09:01:50 open open standard-liege-2-3-arsenal-comeback-shows-spirit-but-performance-begs-questions publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Should have won, could have lost but Arsenal save a point http://arseblog.net/2009/09/18/should-have-won-could-have-lost-but-arsenal-save-a-point/ Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2408 My feelings are a mixture of disappointment and relief. We were a goal down with three minutes to go and we didn't lose. We had chances and didn't take them and then we just didn't create enough in the second half. To me that's the crux of it. I don't really remember us forcing a save of any kind from their keeper in the second half. We reverted to the 4-5-1 away from home in Europe again, Alex Song doing well in the holding role, but for it to work properly you need the two midfielders ahead of him to sparkle and last night both Cesc and Denilson were quiet. I would like to see Song inject a bit more pace into his game, he does seem a bit lackadaisical at times, especially when needed to track back. Still, as much as it was a game we should have won it's a game we could have lost and to drag it back and get the point away from home, and in Kiev too, should be seen as a positive. The performance as a whole wasn't great, the centre of our defence still worries me a lot, but the result could have been worse. A word for Theo who really did take a kicking last night from the left back and the left sided midfielder. His profile is high and defenders are going to give him that kind of treatment, it's something he's going to have to deal with from now on. And he had the last laugh, didn't he? The ball across the face of goal for our equaliser was fantastic and it's good to see he won't be bullied. The boss was unhappy with the lack of protection from the ref saying the left back should have been sent off 'three times' but that's never going to happen to the home team in Europe. The best response is to do what Theo did and hurt them with his football. So a reasonable start to our European campaign if not the three points we wanted. It was an improvement on our last two visits to Kiev though so let's try and take the good from it and not dwell too much on the negatives. We've got a difficult away game at Bolton coming up this weekend so we have to concentrate on that. Right, that's about it. There's lots to talk about, no doubt, so have at it. More and an Arsecast tomorrow.]]> 2408 2009-09-18 09:00:28 2009-09-18 09:00:28 open open should-have-won-could-have-lost-but-arsenal-save-a-point publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Eboue and Cesc hit out at Adebayor + Arsecast 132 http://arseblog.net/2009/09/18/eboue-and-cesc-hit-out-at-adebayor-arsecast-132/ Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1521 claims he has done nothing wrong, that he couldn't help stamping on van Persie's face, that it was the Arsenal fans fault for 'abusing' him and that some of the Arsenal players wouldn't shake his hand before the game. He reminds me of an Irish politician. Nothing is ever his fault. Even when caught red-handed stealing, fiddling expenses or handing fat contracts to his buddies there's never any acceptance of responsibility. He always trots out this line about how 'The people who know me know I would never do that'. What a load of nonsense. We know you fine well and we know you would do that. In fact, we saw you do it, there are pictures taken with cameras and TV cameras and everything, you stupid, lanky twat. It's called 'evidence'. And this bullshit about the 'abuse' he suffered is fast becoming accepted fact and not simply part of Adebayor and City's spin on the whole thing. Even his former mate Eboue has been critical of him, saying:
    I’ve not spoken to him because I am very disappointed in him, it was a bad thing to do. For me, Adebayor didn’t do well and that is no good for football because you have a lot of young people who watch the game and then, they see that and it’s no good for football.
    He revealed he hadn't spoken to him since, saying:
    If Ade calls me, I will speak with him. But he hasn’t called me yet. I’ll wait. If he calls me, I say ’Thank-you God’, if he doesn’t call me, that’s his problem.
    I love how Eboue thanks God for everything. Like he gets up in the morning and finds a fresh custard slice and says "Thank you, God, for this custard slice!", while Mrs Eboue stands behind him going 'You wanker. I spent 2 hours in Tesco yesterday". Alex Song has had a good pop at him too. I like the line about not having a laugh with him in the tunnel. Quite right. Now, since the stamp on his foot on Saturday captain Cesc Fabregas has been very quiet, but he broke his silence yesterday, saying:
    All I tried to do when he was at Arsenal was to create opportunities for him to score. So I think I didn’t do too bad for him. It is a bit strange. It is football and we don’t think about him any more. He doesn’t play for Arsenal and we just have to concentrate on our game and our play.
    And that's seems entirely reasonable to me. The Sun has pictures apparently of Cesc's leg and the damage inflicted by Adebayor (obviously in a different challenge to the one on his ankle). Nice. We'll see him in April. In other news Tomas Rosicky talks about his desire to win silverware this season, Philippe Senderos talks about why he stayed at the club, while Arsene Wenger has hit back at Karl Heinz Rummenigge over rather outrageous allegations of 'child trafficking'. He says:
    We are only signing two, three players and if we are signing teenagers then we are handing them a real opportunity. You cannot say that about Bayern. I am well dismayed about such nonsense.
    Well dismayed? Heh, he sounds like that fat one from Little Britain. Anyway, that's about that. Now it's time for this week's Arsecast. I'm joined on the show by Yogi's Warrior from A Cultured Left Foot to pore over the events of the week. As well as that there's a player history from The Man in the Bar, Sylvester, scientific examination of Adebayor's antics last weekend and, of course, the winners of the competition to win the books signed by Arsene Wenger will be announced. If you weren't one of the lucky winners remember you can buy Arsènal: The making of a modern superclub via the link using the code 'rocky' at checkout to get a £1 discount. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that's your lot. More tomorrow.]]>
    1521 2009-09-18 09:00:55 2009-09-18 09:00:55 open open eboue-and-cesc-hit-out-at-adebayor-arsecast-132 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Wigan preview: Time to get back to winning ways http://arseblog.net/2009/09/19/wigan-preview-time-to-get-back-to-winning-ways/ Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1518 giving the ball away and strolling back physicality of Diaby. What might be to our benefit is that under new boss Roberto Martinez Wigan will come to play football, not 'park the bus', which has often proved so difficult to break down. However, while that will allow us more space to play our attacking football it will also prove a test for our defence which has been somewhat leaky in recent games. We've conceded 11 goals in 7 games so far this season so while three points is absolutely necessary a clean sheet would be nice to see. Playing at home, after three consecutive away games, should be a boost too and the manager is aware of how important our home form will be. He says:
    Three of our four matches so far have been difficult away games – it is very important to be strong at the Emirates. That will be the decider of how strong we fight for the title.
    Time to show it today then. No European hangover, no post Manchester hangover, and we need a return to the attitude with which we started the season. It was apparent in the City game that we weren't pressing the opposition the same way we did in previous games, that has to change. The Liege game was so poor in terms of performance you have to think it was an anomaly, not helped by the ridiculous start we made to the game. I haven't seen us pass the ball that badly or struggle to retain possession like that in a long time, so fingers crossed today sees a return to the kind of workrate and performance we got against Everton, Portsmouth and United (despite the result). In other news the boss talks about Emmanuel Eboue who suffered a torrid time against Wigan last season, he speaks about the new financial rules while Liam Brady returns to Highbury to talk about the youth system. He also confirmed we were 'close' to signing Marouane Chamakh from Bordeaux during the summer and said we might revisit the deal if needed in January. Beyond that not much else going on so now it's bacon time. Here's to a good three points today. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1518 2009-09-19 09:00:21 2009-09-19 09:00:21 open open wigan-preview-time-to-get-back-to-winning-ways publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 4-0 Wigan : Emphatic Gunners back on track http://arseblog.net/2009/09/20/arsenal-4-0-wigan-emphatic-gunners-back-on-track/ Sun, 20 Sep 2009 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1515 Robin van Persie had chances in the first half but struggled with his finishing. To be fair to him only one of those was an absolute sitter which he also contrived to miss but at least he's getting in the right positions. Or something. Early in the second half Thomas Vermaelen showed him how it should be done. He picked the ball up in midfield, exchanged passes with Eboue and curled a beautiful shot into the top corner. I'm beginning to think the young man might be a decent footballer. It's funny to think that if you go out and spend money on a player he can improve a team. This concept seems somewhat alien to me. Anyway, fair play to Vermaelen and as it stands he's currently our top scorer. The goal settled the nerves although we were still capable of sloppy moments in midfield. There was some carelessness in the first half and Song gifted Rodallega a great chance in the second with the score at 2-0 but the Wigan striker's shot was tame and easily saved by Mannone. Shortly afterwards we made it 3-0. An Eduardo volley crashed back off the post, there was a scramble for it in the box, Eduardo got to it first and stuck it away via a deflection off Eboue. Some outlets report Eboue as the scorer. For me it's Eduardo's goal. If the ball had deflected off the defender it wouldn't have been an own goal so I think it should stand for the Crozilian. While it would have been nice for Eboue after the Wigan game last season his ghosts are better exorcised through the decent performance he put in. Update: Having seen the replay it could easily be Eboue's. I feared for the clean sheet as Wigan had the ball in the back of the net through Scharner but it was disallowed for offside. Late on Cesc, who had picked up what looked like a heavy knock not long before, made it 4-0 after nice work from Bendtner. I noted at the time he didn't look exactly delighted that he scored but it was a nothing goal at the end of a match, he'd been kicked up in the air a few times so I don't think it merits more discussion than that. We should be happy we won 4-0, not look for things to worry about. And think about it like this - if he didn't care why would he, when carrying a knock, burst forward in the last few minutes of the game to score the goal? Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    It is good for the confidence of the team that we did not concede today. It is little bit of the price to pay for our style of play. We had maybe 10 chances today and gave two away. But I think we’ll be more and more solid when we get used to the way we want to play.
    So back to winning ways in the league, scoring lots of goals. It's the third time in five league games we've scored 4 or more goals, which is quite something. You can worry a bit about van Persie's form but I think he'll come good and once other players are scoring it's not a problem. I'm sure he'll find his shooting boots soon enough. At the back we looked more solid. Mannnone didn't have much to do, which I'm sure he'll be thankful for, Gael Clichy was involved in a much more positive way yesterday and the partnership between Vermaelen and Gallas looks good. It was clearly noticeable how often the two of them were getting forward yesterday too. Maybe it's a reflection of how poor Wigan were but they were positively buccaneering. Next up in the league is Fulham away, although there's a Carling Cup game midweek against a West Brom side who will provide a real test for the youngsters. Overall a good day's work. It means I can watch Match of the Day and read the Sunday papers without wincing. Arsenalist has the goals, highlights and reaction. In a quick look at the other stories doing the rounds this Sunday Thierry Henry has had a right pop at Emmanuel Adebayor for his antics last week. He said:
    I won the treble with Barcelona last year, but I know if it wasn’t for Arsene Wenger and Arsenal I would not be the player I am today. I think the same has to be true of Adebayor. He might be one of the world’s top strikers today, but he wasn’t before Arsene got hold of him and gave him that chance. Arsene puts a lot of investment in you when he sees talent and I don’t think it would hurt for Adebayor to show him, the club and the fans a little more respect.
    And on the goal:
    No matter what Adebayor’s emotions were, he could have earned himself a lot of respect by not celebrating the goal. That would have shown real class, and that to be honest is what most players choose to do when they score against their old clubs. I don’t really understand why he didn’t do that.
    Quite right, Thierry. And that will sting Adebayor. We know how he worships Henry, his pale imitations of him as a player were pitiful at times, and to be so publicly rebuked by a real Arsenal legend must hurt. Good enough for him. The News of the World says we're lining up a January move for West Ham's Jack Collison and former Gunner Matthew Upson. It's not even October and we've got speculative transfer stories already. Give me strength. Goonerholic, ever the voice of Guinness powered reason, has a little pop at the press corps for their 'reportage' of Eboue yesterday. Yes, the handball was wrong but some of the stuff dished out in this morning's papers is just ridiculous. Right, that'll have to do. Have a good Sunday.]]>
    1515 2009-09-20 09:00:28 2009-09-20 09:00:28 open open arsenal-4-0-wigan-emphatic-gunners-back-on-track publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Monday round-up - RVP loves the Verm, fouling and more http://arseblog.net/2009/09/21/monday-round-up-rvp-loves-the-verm-fouling-and-more/ Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1513 Carling Cup game against West Brom tomorrow night will provide an opportunity for the likes of Senderos, Wilshere, Ramsey and others to get some playing time. There'll be more team news and a preview on tomorrow's blog. In the meantime Robin van Persie has been singing the praises of Thomas Vermaelen. They had a little spat during the Amsterdam Tournament a couple of summers back (it was this which brought him to the manager's attention apparently) but all is rosy in the garden now. Robin says:
    Now I'm happy he is on my side. In training everyone mixes up so I play against him. He is tough and it's good because I am training against proper defenders.
    And of his goals, he said:
    The first one showed he is very, very strong from corners and free-kicks and that is very important for us. Even if we play badly we can always score from set-pieces. I would have been proud of his second goal.
    The set-piece thing is by far the most important to me. At times we struggle to break teams down, to have that added threat is a real bonus. The manager has been talking about teams who foul a lot. It was clear against Wigan that part of their game plan was to disrupt the flow of our football. A succession of fairly innocuous fouls prevented us really getting into our rhythm and Arsene Wenger said:
    It’s a general thing. It’s the little fouls in the middle of the park. It breaks up the game from when you are attacking three against three, four against four and then you get a free kick and it’s ten against ten again. All the work you have done is nothing. You start from scratch again. They have broken up the play. I think I will try to talk to the FA about it. It’s the same for Manchester United, Liverpool and for everybody.
    If it's the same for everybody then we may just have to live with it. I can see where he's coming from. The football purist in all of us wants to see flowing moves and all the rest but stopping the other team from playing is part of the game. If you're playing a so-called lesser team you're going to have to accept that they'll probably be more physical, that they'll try and stop your more skillful players with little fouls which break up play. I think it's just a fact of life. The only way you can stop it is to dish out more yellow cards and as it is I think players get booked too easily. On the flip-side I've thought for a little while now that we haven't had the kind of player who will commit that kind of foul to help us out when needed. If there's a break on sometimes you want to see your central defender or deep lying midfielder take the man out on the halfway line. That is a good yellow card, if it's given. Song does it, Flamini used to do it, but in the current squad we don't have enough players who will make that kind of foul - and sometimes fouling is as much a part of the game as anything else. If a foul on the halfway line prevents a three on two break then isn't that just good play from a defensive point of view? Frustrating for the attacking team, of course, we've been in that situation plenty of times. We just shouldn't be afraid to do the same. The boss on Tomas Rosicky:
    I am very positive. Touch wood his problem is sorted. He had not played a game for 18 months. Now he has played with the Czech Republic and us. I did not leave him out today because I was cautious. He was ready to play and for me he looks completely over his injury.
    Touch wood. Light a candle. Lucky rabbit's foot. Charmed pygmy pelt. Blessed monkey scrotum. All the things we use for good fortune. I really hope he is over his problems and the manager hasn't just jinxed the ever-loving shit out of him. With the Carling Cup on the agenda it seems Blackpool are going to ask for permission to marry play Jay Emmanuel-Thomas. His loan there has already been extended so it'll be interesting to see the outcome of that. I suspect we'll refuse, hoping to use him in later rounds if we get through. Not much else happening from an Arsenal point of view. What about that Manchester derby though? While I would have much preferred a draw how hilarious was it to see Mary Hughes so grumpy at the injury time winner? All those times he played there benefitting from the referee's dodgy watches and he never had a complaint to make. Now, when the boot is on the other foot and the other foot is a great big cloppity foot like Christy Brown, he's annoyed by it. Most amusing. Then Craig Bellamy, the Gladstone Small of football, whacks a fan who came on the pitch. More FA madness. What's going to happen next? What was that film with the American football thing and maybe Al Pacino was in it and one of the players is running down the pitch and he takes out a gun and shoots the opponents out of the way to score a touchdown? That's where we're heading with Man City. I'm glad we're not playing them again until April. Right so. Best leave it there. More tomorrow.]]>
    1513 2009-09-21 09:00:09 2009-09-21 09:00:09 open open monday-round-up-rvp-loves-the-verm-fouling-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Carling Cup preview - slight returns for Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2009/09/22/carling-cup-preview-slight-returns-for-arsenal/ Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1511 Jack Wilshere, Aaron Ramsey, Kieran Gibbs, Armand Traore and others to put themselves in the manager's thoughts when it comes to the first team. It will also see the return of Carlos Vela, who makes his first appearance of the season after suffering an ankle injury with Mexico in the summer. At the back there'll be plenty of experience as Sylvester gets his first game of the season while Philippe Senderos will make his first Arsenal appearance since May 2008 when he featured in the 1-0 win over Sunderland which completed that season. It's a game I don't think he thought he'd be taking part in, nor the boss to be honest. It looks as if the injury to Johan Djourou scuppered the move he was expected to make this summer. The manager could have let him go but chose to keep him rather than find a replacement and it looks as if he's going to start again at Arsenal with a clean slate. The manager says:
    I don't believe he is starting his career again because we know how good he is, but it is a new start, let's say. He is still very young for a centre-back, he's 24-years-old and he has the future in front of him. The best 10 years are now coming for him.
    I've always thought he was a good player and the point about his age is a good one. Centre-halves tend to mature later, there's a lot of learning to do in that position, and if you asked me to choose between him and Sylvester the big Swiss would get the nod every day of the week. Fingers crossed he can take what he learned at Milan and kick on now. From an attacking point of view all eyes will be on Jack Wilshere. After an outstanding Emirates Cup there are those who might have expected to see more of him than we have so far but the boss is obviously being cautious. He says:
    I believe last year he paid a price physically for a very demanding start. This year he is strong, more mature, and I’m sure that he will show that tomorrow.
    And on Aaron Ramsey, who believes we can win the tournament, the boss had this to say:
    I believe he has improved a lot. He has outstanding physical qualities - he is quick, he has fantastic stamina, he has become much more powerful with his body. I believe he is not far now from the other players and he is pushing everybody.
    So there's plenty to look forward to tonight. These games are fun because there's no real pressure and I think the players are aware of that too. There's an element of freedom to how they play their football. We should be under no illusions about our opponents though. West Brom are a very decent side, they're currently top of the Championship and hammered Boro 5-0 away from home at the weekend. Their new manager Roberto di Matteo will certainly be more focussed on promotion than a distracting cup run but Arsenal at home would be a nice scalp to take. It should be fun. Sadly I don't think it's being televised live anywhere, which is unusual for our Carling Cup games, but the official site will have live audio commentary for ATVO subscribers and then the full game just after the final whistle. It's situations like this though that make you think there's a real niche yet to be filled. If I could pay a couple of quid and watch the game via a stream that wasn't up and down and freezing and jumping and refreshing I'd happily do it. The same goes for league games. Maybe the Premier League and all the other officials would be better off thinking about that rather than having their team of online ankle biters trying to take down streams on match days. They're like record companies who try to stop file sharing, putting more resources into that than actually providing a service people might pay for. Look at the success of the iTunes music store. It works, it's relatively cheap, it's easy to use. While there are always going to be people who want everything for nothing there are more than enough people who will happily pay for quality, be it on an online "season ticket" or a match by match basis. Still, I suspect I'm pissing in the wind with this one. Right then, that'll be that. Here's hoping the youngsters can carry on the grand traditions and set off on another exciting Carling Cup run. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1511 2009-09-22 09:00:25 2009-09-22 09:00:25 open open carling-cup-preview-slight-returns-for-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 2-0 West Brom : Avoiding all Watt based puns (for now) http://arseblog.net/2009/09/23/arsenal-2-0-west-brom-avoiding-all-watt-based-puns-for-now/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1508 goals on Sky Sports News, but you can't argue with the result. The goals came from Sanchez Watt, who followed up a Carlos Vela shot, and Carlos Vela who followed up a Mark Randall chip. The visitors weren't helped by the dismissal of former Gunner Jerome Thomas for a pushy-slappy thing on Jack Wilshere and while West Brom are apparently 'disappointed' in Wilshere you can't raise your hands. Or lower your hands to someone sitting on the floor. Or something. So on we go. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We played with cohesion and intelligence. We didn’t make mistakes and in the end the natural outcome was there.
    Bravo. It's good to see Carlos Vela back in action. He's been a bit like the Incredible Mexican Invisible Disappearing Man from that TV series which I might just have made up this minute. From what I can gather from various reports, both in press and eye-witness, he livened things up for us but he's unlikely to be involved this weekend against Fulham. The manager says:
    He needs more time, he is not ready. He was not even ready to start tonight but he needs to work. We have Van Persie, Bendtner, Eduardo and Vela as strikers. Of course he is in my plans, he can play as a winger as well. He can play wide left, wide right, he can play central, he can play as a goalkeeper, he can do physio, the stadium announcer's job, kit man, and he does a mean Pat Rice impression. He gives you plenty of options.
    He does like the Carling Cup though, doesn't he? Most of his Arsenal goals have come in that competition. In fairness most of his Arsenal appearances have come in that position but hopefully he can kick on a bit this season. You have to think the 4-3-3 really suits him so fingers crossed. The manager was also bigging up young Jack, saying:
    He has something which is very difficult to give to players, no matter how big the game is he takes the ball and takes people on. He still sometimes has a little lack of experience in his decision-making but you see there is something special there.
    I suppose the best thing about the Carling Cup is the opportunity it gives players to gain experience of big games (big compared to playing Stoke reserves at Underhill, I mean). Last night will be part of the learning curve for most of them so fingers crossed a good run in this competition can help them develop. If you were at the game or saw it on TV, feel free to pitch in on the arses with your thoughts about the performance and the players. Not much else happening. Bordeaux have warned us off making a January move for Marouane Chamakh because he's very good at lifting up other players, apparently. That's something you generally see in the line-out during rugby union but it would certainly bring something unique to association football. Imagine Chamakh heaving Bendtner skywards to head home from 11 feet in the air against Sp*rs. Revolutionary. Next on the agenda a return to Craven Cottage where Arsenal's performance matched perfectly with the name of the venue. We should tell the players we're going to play Fulham at Awesome Cottage or Solid Effective But Uninspiring Two Nil Win Cottage. We're so suggestible, you see. More on that and plenty of other guff in the days to come.]]>
    1508 2009-09-23 09:00:02 2009-09-23 09:00:02 open open arsenal-2-0-west-brom-avoiding-all-watt-based-puns-for-now publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger on 'home grown' players and ridiculous rules http://arseblog.net/2009/09/24/wenger-on-home-grown-players-and-ridiculous-rules/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1506 He says:
    If you cannot add any players under 18, and you have the home-grown rule, and on top of that English clubs are limited to bringing in young players who live less than 90 minutes from the training ground, how can we produce home-grown players?
    You can produce them, it's just that you're at a huge disadvantage to every other league in Europe. The 90 minute rule is one that really needs to be looked at. Or modified. Make it 90 minutes in a Lear jet. Frankly the idea that Arsenal can bring in players from Scotland or Ireland or any country in the EU, but can't scout and bring in a young player from a part of England that's too far away is just ludicrous. Wenger continues:
    We cannot take a player from Asia, North or South America or Africa. What can we do? We can only pray that somebody next to London Colney is as gifted as Maradona and says, 'Please can I play for you'.
    Haha, don't we already have Jack Wilshere? He's right though. Work permit rules mean English clubs have a much smaller pool of players to choose from than those across Europe. The best young South American talents end up in Spain or Italy because there's no issue with allowing them to work. The 90 minute thing is something for the FA to sort out and you just have to hope that the U18 transfer ban is another reactionary but ill-thought idea by those in FIFA or UEFA or whichever bunch of tarts is proposing it. Sure, a few dodgy deals have been done but surely the best thing is to ensure that these deals are done properly, within well set out guidelines, rather than banning them altogether? And Black Forest dwelling muppets like Karl Heinz Rummenigge need a good slap in the mouth for their hyperbolic claims of 'child trafficking'. Bordeaux chief Jean-Louis-Tamanoir-Cheminée-Gobelet-Triaud has, apparently, 'slammed' Arsene Wenger over his approach for Marouane Chamakh. He says:
    I slam Mr Wenger. Oh yes. Zut Alors and such.
    Chairman doesn't like bid for his player that has so far refused to sign a new deal and can leave on a free in the summer shocker! Sanchez Watt reveals the advice Thierry Henry gave him when he was a youngster at the club and it's good to see there's still a culture of the more experienced players helping out the kids. Watt says he's been given advice by Arshavin and van Persie on positioning and timing and by Adebayor on how to steal 24 pairs of boots without anyone seeing. And that'll be that for today. Tomorrow, as usual, there's an Arsecast with a look ahead to the weekend's action. For now though, as it's the 250th birthday of Arthur Guinness, Ireland's oldest and most excellent man, I'll nip off for a breakfast pint. To Kanu!]]>
    1506 2009-09-24 09:00:57 2009-09-24 09:00:57 open open wenger-on-home-grown-players-and-ridiculous-rules publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arshavin and Theo back, pre-Fulham stuff + Arsecast 133 http://arseblog.net/2009/09/25/arshavin-and-theo-back-pre-fulham-stuff-arsecast-133/ Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1503 the official opening of Highbury Square. Last time I saw Highbury it was all bockety and muddy and a bit sad looking, will have go take a look next time I'm over. We got some team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Fulham. Andrei Arshavin is back, Robin van Persie has a little problem and faces a fitness test today but should be fine, but Manuel Almunia is still out with his chest infection. When asked who would play in goal Wenger said 'Normally Mannone' which may be a little hint that he's thinking of going with the man whose name I will always have to copy and paste, Wojciech Szczesny. It does seem as if the goalkeeping situation is a bit up in the air at the moment. Unless Almunia has got the dreaded lurgy it's hard to think a chest infection has kept him out this long. The manager doesn't seem sure which of Mannone or Szczesny to pick while Fabianski remains out with a knee problem. A little continuity in this area would be welcome, I think. There was good news regarding Theo Walcott who is back in full training but still remains a doubt for this weekend. When asked if he'd be involved Arsene said:
    I don't know. He is still a bit short because it's the week he's back to full, normal training. But the good news is that he's available again.
    There's a midweek Champions League game which might just come at a better time in his recovery but it'll be good to have him as an option once again. Theo's thoughts on the state of the squad and the way we're playing are here. Arsene also responded to the claims of Bordeaux President Marie-Claire-de-Lune that he had acted inappropriately over Marouane Chamakh. He just about stopped short of challenging him to a duel, saying:
    It's very difficult for me to understand any statement of that kind from him. I'm ready to make a press conference with him if you want. We can sit down here with the player and the president of Bordeaux and have an explanation. You will see what I did and I'm sure the president of Bordeaux will agree with what I say.
    And the way he believes transfers should be done was illustrated with his comments about how people should keep things confidential. Arsenal's reluctance to talk about any potential transfer is pure Wenger and he believes all parties in any potential deal should do the same. Sadly the people who share his point of view are few and far between so more gets into the public domain than he would like. You can't control other people though and when big money is involved they'll always try and look after their own interests first. There's some other stuff about time keeping and injury time if you're interested. It doesn't really warrant any comment from me though. The Sun is linking us with a move for Osasuna full back Cesar Azpilicueta. That's another copy and paste job right there. Don't know anything about him, it's September, transfer window opens in January, we've got lots of full backs, next. Right then, on with this week's Arsecast. As we had Carling Cup action in midweek and the youngsters got to show their stuff on the big stage I thought we'd have a little look at the reserve/youth set-up at the club. I'm joined by J Sanderson of Young Guns to talk about the Carling Cup, his blog, and things like a day in the life of a young player at Arsenal. As well as that GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog joins me to preview the Fulham game, we're at home with Eboue, George has a tale of the unexpected and there's some Arthur powered waffle from me. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio So, that'll do. Enjoy the 'cast, more tomorrow.]]>
    1503 2009-09-25 09:00:19 2009-09-25 09:00:19 open open arshavin-and-theo-back-pre-fulham-stuff-arsecast-133 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Fulham preview - RVP talks, Wenger confuses, Blogger gets older http://arseblog.net/2009/09/26/fulham-preview-rvp-talks-wenger-confuses-blogger-gets-older/ Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1501 If you look last year, the way Manchester United became champions was against the 'smaller' teams. They won against all the teams from 19 to 10. That is why they became champions. So it is very important to win these games. Last season we had a pretty good record against the other top 4 sides. A win and a draw against United, we beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge (I'm forgetting the home game), and two draws against Liverpool, but that period when we lost to Fulham, to Hull, to Stoke, to Man City and Aston Villa is what blew us out of the title race, shattered any confidence we might have had and left us playing catch up until almost the end of the season. There was a home game against Fulham last season which was almost as painful to watch as well. It came during a series of games where we couldn't score to save our lives, we drew 0-0 with them on the day and we were awful again. Danny Murphy, who is in the papers today saying we've 'lost the fear factor' and all that, bossed the midfield and when we should have been bombarding Fulham at the end of the game we couldn't even get the ball back from them. So far this season against 'smaller' teams we have done a lot better. 4-0 against Portsmouth, 4-0 against Wigan perhaps shows there's been a change in mindset. That we don't simply go out expecting to win, we go out knowing we have to perform to get the three points. Now, I rate Fulham a lot higher than either of those teams, Woy Hodgson has done a great job since he arrived there, but the 6-1 win over Everton shows we can do it against the bigger of the 'smaller' teams too. RVP is right, these games are the bread and butter of the title race, if you don't win them then you're making life extremely difficult for yourself. I reckon today's team, based on who's fit, might look like this:
    Mannone - Sagna - Gallas - Vermaelen - Clichy - Song - Cesc - Rosicky - Arshavin - van Persie - Bendtner
    I've gone for Rosicky ahead of Diaby although the boss might prefer the Frenchman, which to me is a bit like preferring a lump of charred armadillo to a succulent fillet steak but there you go. With Theo back and hopefully on the bench it does boost our attacking options should we need to change things, with both he and Eduardo a threat. In other news Robin van Persie talks about 'exaggerating contact' as opposed to diving and also lauds the team spirit at the club, saying:
    I really love Arsenal and I want them to succeed.  I do feel our team spirit is at a higher level than most other clubs. Other clubs have lots of egos. We have egos here but the whole squad has good egos and good characters. That is not the case at many other clubs.
    You can't help but think he's highlighting that in the wake of a certain recent departure who he comically calls 'Mr Adebayor' in this piece. He does talk a good game, does Robin. What I'd like to see now are his boots do the talking, his good leg or his chocolate leg matters not a jot to me. It's goal time, Robin. Arsene Wenger tries to explain why he didn't spend the summer profit but really only confuses things. He says:
    We sold Kolo and Adebayor but bought Vermaelen. That money is for me. I know how much I have and I am happy with it. But last week we played Wigan. We won 4-0 and on the bench I had Bendtner.  Walcott, Arshavin, Nasri, Denilson and Djourou were not playing.
    That money is for me? He sounds like an Irish government minister there. And yes we won 4-0 with Bendtner on the bench but we lost two games in Manchester and he played them. How odd. I really think he should stop talking about the money we didn't spend, I don't want to hear about it anymore. It's still a bit of a sore point amongst fans and again I think it's one of those articles on the official site that doesn't really do him any favours. Anyway, it's all fairly irrelevant so long as the players we do have do the business on the pitch starting today at Fulham. As it's my birthday today I'm expecting at least 8 goals (Arsenal goals) as a present. Come on lads. Do it for me! Till tomorrow.]]>
    1501 2009-09-26 09:00:30 2009-09-26 09:00:30 open open fulham-preview-rvp-talks-wenger-confuses-blogger-gets-older publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Fulham 0-1 Arsenal : Don Vito helps Arsenal grind out the points http://arseblog.net/2009/09/27/fulham-0-1-arsenal-don-vito-helps-arsenal-grind-out-the-points/ Sun, 27 Sep 2009 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1499 Seven minutes in though we got the goal. Cesc, who really didn't have a good game at all, showed why he's so important to this team with the kind of pass that our other midfielders can only dream about making. He chipped it over the Fulham defence into the path of van Persie whose left foot control and right footed finish were first class. Fulham rallied and showed why they were good value for their 7th place finish last season. They work hard, they don't waste the ball that often and we had to defend well. Again Mannone was the key man making a couple of good saves, the pick of the bunch from a Zamora header. The young Italian can rightly feel proud of his day's work. Late on we might have had another goal as Fulham pressed. Bendtner had a couple of half chances while Eboue screwed one wide after being put through by Cesc. We held on though to win at the Cottage for the first time since 2006 the last time we won there, man of the match was clearly the goalkeeper, but it might just be one of those wins that does wonders for a team. Maybe I'm trying to be too positive here but this is exactly the kind of result that pundits laud United for. They didn't play well, the opposition had a plenty of chances, but they won the game. We ground out three points yesterday and it's not something this Arsenal team is renowned for doing. Mostly because we don't do it that often and I think a bit of that is that we don't believe we can do it. Hopefully yesterday will go some way to instilling that because it's such an important ability. Pretty football is lovely but ask anyone to choose between a pretty draw and an ugly win and there's only one answer. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said of the win:
    It is good for us to know that you can win that way. People always want us to play well and dominate but when we do not win they are not happy too. Today I am happy.
    Quite right. There's much to be said for winning games at a canter but you have to be able to win games like yesterday's the way we did. On the keeper the boss said:
    I believe we will give him 10 out of 10 because everything he did was right. For a goalkeeper that is most important. He stopped everything he had to stop, didn't make any wrong decisions and overall he has shown he has the potential to be a very good goalkeeper.
    You have to be pleased for the young man and when you consider that is only his fourth professional appearance it's great for him. You also have to laugh at the interviewer on ESPN who asked him 'Is that the best day of your professional career so far?'. He's only played four games! And I would say we should laugh at Chris Waddle but he's shot right into the top 5 of most irritating co-commentators/pundits of all time. It's bad enough hearing anti-Arsenal stuff but hearing it from someone who can barely speak English is another thing entirely. Honestly, he sounds as if his signature is a paw print. Moron. Anyway, it was a good three points, an invaluable three points given the other results, and while we'll all hope for better performances in the future there's a lot to be said for the way we won that game. In other news the draw for the 4th round of the Carling Cup took place yesterday and we've got Liverpool at home. I imagine they'll be keen to make up for the last time we played in that competition when Julio Baptista got four at Anfield and even Alex Song scored so it should make for a good game. Gael Clichy talks about William Gallas's new found partnership with Thomas Vermaelen and the fact that Kieran Gibbs wants his place in the team. And that's about that. Time for some patented Sunday lying around going 'Urgh'.]]>
    1499 2009-09-27 09:00:10 2009-09-27 09:00:10 open open fulham-0-1-arsenal-don-vito-helps-arsenal-grind-out-the-points publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A slow start to the week http://arseblog.net/2009/09/28/a-slow-start-to-the-week/ Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1497 I have grown a lot and worked hard to be here. After five years it makes me happy to be here. It's clearly too early to say he's got what it takes to be number one but maybe seeing that kind of performance from our number 3 keeper will give Almunia the kick up the arse he needs when he does return from his mystery illness. We'll be hoping to see Theo Walcott return to action, though it'll most likely be from the bench, while I've yet to find any news of Eduardo who wasn't in the squad for the trip to Craven Cottage. I doubt he was rested so you have to think he's picked up a bit of a knock. How serious it it remains to be seen but we should find out later today when the manager talks the press. Not a lot of other news about, as it happens. There's some tenuous transfer stuff involving Carlos Vela and Spanish club Xerez but I think it's more the Spaniards talking than anything else. I can't see the Mexican being let go in January but there's no doubt he's got to start making an impact in the first team sooner rather than later. Via John P on the Arsenal Mailing List comes news that a large number of the homes at the Highbury Square development have been acquired London&Stamford, a property company. A long term leasehold for a fee of £41.4m is the price being paid and this should easily free up around £29.99p for Arsene to spend in January. In seriousness though it's got to be good news with the economy/property market in the state it's currently in. And that's about that. A nice easy start to the week. More on the Champions League game tomorrow. Till then.]]> 1497 2009-09-28 09:00:13 2009-09-28 09:00:13 open open a-slow-start-to-the-week publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Olympiacos preview + too much money talk http://arseblog.net/2009/09/29/olympiacos-preview-too-much-money-talk/ Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1494 Theo Walcott who still hasn't recovered enough from his back problem to make the squad although the manager did hint he may be involved on Sunday while Young Guns reports he's due to play in a behind closed doors friendly against Olympiacos reserves tonight. There's no Nicklas Bendtner either who was involved in a car crash on Sunday. Nothing serious thankfully, and nothing alcohol related, but bumps and bruises mean he sits this one out. The Sun has pics of the aftermath, he is a lucky boy. However, Eduardo returns to the squad after missing out against Fulham for some reason or another while there was bad news for Denilson after he was diagnosed with a fracture in his back and will miss at least two months. You might remember Gilberto had the same kind of injury a few years back and it proved quite serious, certainly more than a two month absence, and once again it's another player with a fairly long-term injury at the club. Can't we give them milk instead of Fat Tony's malk? Tonight's team prediction: Mannone - Sagna - Gallas - Vermaelen - Clichy - Song - Diaby - Cesc - Arshavin - RVP - Rosicky After the early lapses in concentration against Standard Liege we'll be hoping for a better start tonight. Again the result is most important thing but it would be nice to see us click as a team, something we really haven't done since the two early games against Everton and Portsmouth. I know we stuck four past Wigan but that performance was not anywhere near as accomplished as the ones mentioned. There was much to be gained from the wins against Liege and Fulham based on how we got those points but it'd be nice to see a bit of a pick up in terms of how we play. We don't seem to be creating a great many chances and our ball retention has been poor by our usually high standards so an improvement in those areas would be welcome. And as well as he played against Fulham I'd prefer to see Don Vito have a much quieter time against the Greeks. The other main news is the release of Arsenal's financial results with record profits being announced. On the one hand it's great news that the club is being run so well and that we are making money at a time when other clubs are solely reliant on rich sugar-daddies to keep their heads above water, on the other it will simply add to the frustrations some fans feel about the squad and the manager's reluctance to spend. What is made clear is that the decision not to spend money is entirely the manager's, so even if a truckload of cash landed on his doorstep tomorrow chances are he'd do exactly what he's doing now. We don't need an oligarch, that's for sure, and when the manager is unwilling to spend the money he makes, and he takes pride in making, then there's no chance of him spending the kind of money that is created from oil wells and gas fields in eastern Europe. Speaking about his squad, he says:
    There is money to spend but at the moment I am very happy with the squad I have. It's not because I'm against spending money; I have nothing against spending money. It is not a personal thing, it is just that I have a squad that is strong enough to compete.
    And if that's what he believes then what can you do? As I said at the start of the season whether he's right or wrong will be proven by May 2010. There are those who have doubts, who feel that the addition of one or two more players would make this squad properly competitive, but time will tell. The manager could be absolutely correct about this group of players but if another season passes by without a trophy, or at least a real and sustained title challenge, then people will, quite rightly, point to the money we had to add players and say he got it wrong. He goes on to say:
    I do not spend money because out of tomorrow's squad is [Samir] Nasri, [Theo] Walcott, [Nicklas] Bendtner. And people want me to buy strikers, but where do I put them? I don't know. I have to then lose players who, for me, are world class.
    Now here I think Arsene is being a bit disingenuous. I don't know too many fans who want us to buy a striker but I know plenty who think the midfield could do with the same addition of quality that Vermaelen brought to the defence and Arshavin to the attack. And world class players win you trophies. We have some very good players, no doubt about it, but until they turn this much-lauded potential into success then I don't think we can call them world class. Not yet. It's up to them to prove that they're world class, Arsene just saying doesn't make it so. Sometimes I get the feeling we talk too much about the money we make. If Arsenal made a profit of 1p and won a trophy I'd be far happier than millions in profit and an empty cabinet. The frustrations of fans that we didn't add to the midfield this season are only exacerbated when we hear one of the players is going to be out for 2 months and you can't stick £37m, or whatever it is, in a red shirt and on the pitch. As I said it's great that the club is well run, it's great that we don't have to resort to a rights issue from a shareholder none of us want anywhere near the club, it's great that the property side of things has had a boost, but making money should not be the manager's raison d'etre, winning championships should be and fully using the resources available to him is a part of that. As I said, time will tell if he's right or wrong, and if this squad comes through this season with silverware then I'll be the first to hold my hands up and say 'Fair play'. If not though, this money, how often we talk about it and the manager's reluctance to spend it will be a millstone around his neck. Anyway, let's hope these players are as good as Arsene thinks they are, starting tonight. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 2-0 Olympiacos : Arsenal turn Greeks over and give them a pounding http://arseblog.net/2009/09/30/arsenal-2-0-olympiacos-arsenal-turn-greeks-over-and-give-them-a-pounding/ Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1492 We played 5-a-side football last night. Lots of short passing and movement which provided us with plenty of goal scoring opportunities, especially in the first half. Their keeper, Aristotle, made some good saves although it has to be said despite creating the chances our finishing was a bit less than emphatic. The closest we came was a Cesc Fabregas volley which crashed back off the crossbar, while the keeper made saves from Arshavin, Cesc and Robin van Persie at various stages. The second was more of the same. Arsenal dominated possession, the Greeks pushed so far back into their own half that all they could do was hoof it back upfield and give it straight back to us. There were a couple of hairy moments defensively but eventually the goal had to come. Just moments after his introduction Eduardo was fed the ball in the box by Cesc, the timing of his run was perfect giving him the space to cross for Robin van Persie who slammed it home from close range. The second came from Andrei Arshavin and although he was more than a bit offside when he scored it the build-up play to create the chance was sumptuous. Nice interplay between the Russian and Cesc, Ramsey played it back to the captain who fizzed it across goal and Arshavin's backheeled finish was sublime. Offside, yes, but no less than we deserved. Forget Zico's bizarre post-match comments about the officials being French, classic deflection tactics to take the focus away from just how bad his team were. And they were bad. Conversely Arsenal were very good last night. I always thought we'd get the goals although I was just beginning to get a bit anxious before RVP's opener. That said I think everyone knew we'd score. Sometimes you can hear the tension quite clearly as we fail to take chances at home but the crowd were right behind the team and I think that helped. It was good to see Cesc back to his normal self. He bossed the game and was involved in almost everything good we did. Tomas Rosicky's rehabilitation continues and he showed the kind of craft and endeavour that our midfield has been missing at times, while Alex Song mopped up everything that needed to be mopped up. There's no doubt van Persie deserved his goal, his all-round play and movement were fantastic, Arshavin looked sharp and fitter than he has been and in general it was the kind of performance we were looking for. Sometimes it's easy to get dragged down to the level of your opponents but we played well for the whole 90 and it was good to see. Afterwards Arsene said:
    I think we dominated from the first to the last minute. What I liked in our performance tonight was that we always played with a desire to keep the discipline in the team because that is very satisfying. We did not do anything crazy. We have matured and a game like that shows it.
    After a late evening game against Fulham on Saturday, which really was a hard fought three points, it was good to see the team do it for the whole game. There was no first half hangover, no late lapse in concentration. Of course some of it is down to Olympiacos being as poor a team as we've played in the Champions League for years but I'd rather talk us up than them down. I think the key is that the big players performed. Defensively we were solid again but Cesc, Arshavin, Rosicky, van Persie and co all played well. Keeping them fit is going to be the key to winning things this season. With Walcott and Nasri still to return there's still something to be added too, so fingers crossed. Speaking of Theo he played for an hour yesterday in a game against Olympiacos reserves. We won 3-1, he wasn't on the scoresheet but hopefully that 60 minutes is enough for him to push for a place in the squad for Sunday's game against Blackburn. So all in all a good night's work for the Gunners, onwards and upwards. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1492 2009-09-30 09:00:55 2009-09-30 09:00:55 open open arsenal-2-0-olympiacos-arsenal-turn-greeks-over-and-give-them-a-pounding publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Lucky 13? http://arseblog.net/2009/10/01/lucky-13/ Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1490 He joined an Arsenal team which had been somewhat in the doldrums, although improving under Bruce Rioch, and essentially revolutionised the place. New training ideas which prolonged the careers of great players, a new style of play, top players, we all know what he's done, what he's won and what he's brought to Arsenal Football Club. We're in a new stadium because of him, we've consistently competed in the Champions League because of him, we've attracted great players because of him, and while this is certainly his most important season yet, his contribution to the club has been immense. Any 13 year relationship has its ups and downs but in this modern era it's becoming more and more rare that any football fan will know how that feels, especially in the top flight. Look at Chelsea's 5 managers in the last couple of years, even success is not enough to guarantee your job these days. It helps though. Arsene is under pressure like never before to deliver this season. He's put his faith in a group of young players and they're keen to repay that. Gael Clichy says:
    In football you always want to be the best and win trophies. So when you don't have the results everyone wants, people start to talk. In the last few years we haven't won anything so people talk badly about him. But I believe we have to think about what he has done for the club. I really hope this year will be a good one for him and the fans.
    Captain Cesc Fabregas says:
    He has been the most important influence in my short career. He took me here, made me train with the first-team when I was 16 years old - I was training alongside Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp and Patrick Vieira so I was lucky to learn from the big players. For me it was a very big step forward. The manager took the risk to put me in the team. I have to thank him for that and now I have to pay him back for what he has done for me.
    I'm sure the same sentiments are true for many of the current crop of Arsenal players. I don't think any manager has ever put such an amount of faith in a group of players, unwilling to spend money so as not to hinder their development, clearly his plan is to create a team that grows up together and can mature and win trophies. It's a long term plan in a world in which you are judged on the very short term. One weekend you're title contenders, the next you're useless. There was a telling quote last season when Arsene said something along the lines of:
    I've never worked so hard and been criticised so much.
    Yet his belief in what he's doing appears unshakeable. He is convinced he can win things with this group of players. He's done it with more experienced squads. Where we have Diaby, he had Vieira. Where he has Denilson he had Gilberto or Petit or Edu. Where we have Almunia, he had Seaman. Where there is now Bendtner, there was Bergkamp. He's not blind to the differences, he can't be, but as much as ever I'm sure he wants to win things with Arsenal and now it's down the to players. He's given some of them the chance of a footballing lifetime, they need to deliver. I know some of those comparisons are unfair but I don't mean it to highlight the weaknesses of the current squad, more to remind ourselves of how incredible that Invincibles squad was. We had some of the best players in the world at the very peak of their careers. Henry, Vieira, Bergkamp, Pires - right up there with some of the best players of all time, playing at Arsenal in the same team. It's almost impossible to replicate something like that without spending Real Madrid style money and Arsene knows that. Everyone knows that, in fairness. He's gone down a different route (and how interesting is it to compare the continued failure of that squad in the Champions League with the relative success the newer squad has had in the same competition?). Whatever frustrations and reservations any of us might have about the boss though I have to say I still love the man. He provides an intelligence, wit and morality in the game that is rare. Sure, he doesn't see the odd incident but he speaks with such erudition about our club, about the game of football, that it is always a pleasure to listen to him (except when he talks about money!). Let's face it, the world of football and football management is chock-a-block with spivs, chancers, spoofers, blackguards, muppets, barely formed single cell organisms, Sam Allardyce and far worse. I'm proud that we have Arsene Wenger representing Arsenal Football Club. I can't say 'Here's to another 13 years', because that's far too long in football, but I can say 'Thanks, Arsene, and here's to more trophies'. Because despite worries there's nothing I'd like more than for Arsene to lead this team to the title again or to the Champions League for the first time. Or both. That might be greedy though. Anyway, cheers Arsene. I'll happily raise a glass to you. In other news Stan Kroenke has increased his Arsenal shareholding by 80 shares bringing his overall stake to 28.7%. This has prompted many a story regarding an imminent takeover, but with the Uzbeki Jabba still holding tight to his chunk of the club I don't think it's going to be that simple. And that's about that. More, and an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
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    Early Blackburn team news, Cesc, Twattybayor + Arsecast 134 http://arseblog.net/2009/10/02/early-blackburn-team-news-cesc-twattybayor-arsecast-134/ Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1488 mixed news regarding the team. Eduardo is out having aggravated his thigh muscle in his cameo against Olympiacos on Tuesday night. It's a bit of a worry as, according to the manager, it's a recurring problem so fingers crossed we can get that sorted sooner rather than later. Manuel Almunia is back in training but is 'unlikely' to play, meaning Don Vito continues, but Nicklas Bendtner returns after his car crash (he explains what happened here) and Theo Walcott is likely to make the squad for the first time this season. It'll be good to have Theo back but he's obviously going to have work his way to proper match fitness. When he does though I think his pace is going to be a real weapon in this new system. Arsene meets the press today so we'll get a bit more info and possibly some clues as to how we're going to line up against the dark forces of Allardyce. Cesc has been talking about the boss in the wake of him becoming the club's longest serving manager. There's obviously a good relationship between the two. Cesc has been at the club since he was 16, he's been in the first team since not long after that, and now he's the captain. Obviously that has a lot to do with his ability but also the manager's trust and belief in him. And speaking about the latest, tiresome, 'Cesc has Barcelona DNA' comments from Xavi, the captain says:
    It is very flattering from a great player like Xavi. But I am the captain of Arsenal and I have a job to do here. Everyone has their own life and you do what you feel is better for you. Being at Arsenal is the best thing for me at the moment. I want to win things here and I'm very comfortable with Arsenal.
    If you want to jump on the 'at the moment' part of that, please get on the mong bus and go right ahead, but reading the longer article you can sense how much winning things at Arsenal would mean to him. And I'd get a little wet in my pants seeing Cesc hold up a trophy at the end of the season. I would. Thierry Henry has also had some nice words to say about the boss and says he might return to the club one day in some capacity. As a 'waterboy', he says. If Henry returns as waterboy there'd be some whose return to the club would be as meat. Speaking of which, Emmanuel Adebayor escaped a further ban yesterday for his celebrations after his goal against us last month. Now, the only reason I mention it is the fact that the FA said he had been 'seriously provoked'. This is nonsense of the highest order. Yes, he got a bit of stick from the Arsenal fans but not a great deal. Certainly not the 'abuse' from first whistle to last that cretins like Harry Redknapp, who wasn't even at the game, like to perpetrate in their deliberate wind-up columns. The Arsenal fans were singing about Arshavin, it was the Man City song which referenced 'elephants'. I know there was a YouTube video showing it but I can't find it at the moment. Update: Here it is via Goodplaya. That's where the confusion comes from and that's why they've been able to point the finger of blame at the travelling Arsenal fans, the ones who supported Adebayor most vociferously last season. Personally I couldn't care less that he wasn't banned any further. I said at the time the celebration was stupid but we should just live with it. What I do have a problem with is that Adebayor and Man City's spin about Arsenal fans abusing him for the entire game seems to now be reported as fact when it's far from true. The reason Adebayor ran and celebrated in front of the Arsenal fans is not because he got stick, every player gets stick, he got stick at grounds when he was our player and didn't respond like that. He behaved the way he did because he is a cunt. Not terribly scientific, I know, but that's the bottom line. And if he thinks what happened at Middle Eastlands was abuse, wait till City visit the Grove in April. Then he'll know. I'm not suggesting Arsenal fans are whiter than white, or anything like it, but I won't have us being dragged through the mud over that cunt. Right then, time for today's Arsecast. On the show I chat finances and shareholdings with Tim Payton from the Arsenal Supporter's Trust, Goonerholic looks at the football and 13 years of Arsene Wenger, Talkshite Radio have their own tribute to the longest serving Arsenal manager ever, Den Nielsen is in there and there's some poetry too. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (23mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, busy morning. Must away. Enjoy. More tomorrow.]]>
    1488 2009-10-02 09:00:41 2009-10-02 09:00:41 open open early-blackburn-team-news-cesc-twattybayor-arsecast-134 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/10/03/saturday-round-up-32/ Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1486 He says:
    I question myself every day. I question myself every time and ask how I can be better, how can I improve and how can I get this team to achieve what I believe is in them.
    It's common amongst great people to do that. I question myself every single day. It's true. "Where the fuck are my keys?", "What did you do that for?", "Why don't you sort your life out?" and "Would you please shut the fuck up? I'm trying to find my keys" amongst the most common. Of course Arsene can't go on forever and he's hinted that Thierry Henry might be the right man to take the Arsenal hot-seat at some point in the future. He said:
    Being a manager is a sacrifice for the rest of your life, not everybody is ready for that. It's nothing to do with intelligence or capabilities. But certainly Thierry is obsessed with football, yes. He even watched our Reserve team on television last year.
    Pffff, I watched the reserves last week and Henry is busy playing for some bunch of Spanish mumphounds and going around with Tiger Woods and Roger Federer having cosy 'Let's shave each other' parties for Gillette. Note the subtle product placement there? Apparently it's the best a man can get. I don't shave very often though. It's annoying. What was my point? See, there I go questioning myself again. The boss spoke about Andrei Arshavin in glowing terms. More glowing than the Russian's cheeks after five minutes of a game. He said:
    I believe he has a big challenge in front of him because he made his team in Russia, St Petersburg win, and if he manages to make Arsenal win he will become an all-time great.I just love Arshavin as a footballer because he has things that are just down to him. He is intelligent and he looks like he is a shrewd street-player because he creates something always in unexpected situations. He has a low centre of gravity, great pace and tricky dribble. He uses all that he has in the locker in an intelligent way and don't forget he is a winner as well.
    Some players are blessed with that low centre of gravity, mostly because they're closer to the ground than others. Did Kanu have a high centre of gravity? If you cut a length of Peter Crouch's legs off and stitched him back together would he have a low centre of gravity or would he just be a crippled, disgustingly scarred freak? It's an experiment worth considering either way. But Arshavin. There's lots to love about him. He's brought an Owlishness to our team which we've never had before. I often thought Francis Jeffers looked a bit like a Double-crested Cormorant but the Russian can do things with a ball that Jeffers could only dream about doing as he lay on the physio's couch. We should probably have had him put down, you know. It would have been best for all. I'm straying off point again, aren't I? I do agree with Arsene though. This is a big season for Andrei, he's one of the most experienced players in the team, possibly the best player in the team, and he's simply got to win us a trophy single-handedly or we'll have him Jeffersed. In the face. AW was also bigging up Big Dane Nicklas Bendnter. Now that he's like that bloke from that film about that plane that crashed and he was the only survivor and he went a bit mental with that one who speaks with that really awful voice, you have to hope it will liberate him a bit. A bit of 'devil may care' in his performances which should bring about more goals. The manager certainly has a lot of confidence in him, let's hope he repays that. With goals. And possibly a rocket of a shot which smashes David Dunn's stupid big head in tomorrow. I hate his stupid big head. It's like an inflated cartoon head. Stick a couple of handles on the top of it and you could use it as a space hopper. Right, that will have to do. I've got cold pizza and Playstation ahead of me this morning. And no, you can't come over. I'm too grumpy for vistors.]]>
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    Blackburn preview - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/10/04/blackburn-preview-sunday-round-up-2/ Sun, 04 Oct 2009 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1484 promising more of the same today it could well be a bit of a battle. And with their El Hadji Diouf it will surely be a complete cuntfest. I would very much enjoy seeing him get a red card today. Or, if that wasn't possible, shot in the back with a laser cannon. I'm easy. Although I'd like to see Tomas Rosicky play today I think the manager will take into account Blackburn's pack of cloggers and go with Diaby in midfield instead. So I think we'll line up like this: Mannone - Sagna - Gallas - Vermaelen - Clichy - Song - Cesc - Diaby - Arshavin - RVP - Bendtner With Eduardo out for a couple of weeks our attacking options on the bench are two young men who both need to start making a bigger impact this season. Firstly, Theo Walcott. Of him the boss says:
    I believe that he is not considered anymore like a youth player. He is considered a senior player, so it is a big season for him as he wants to win. I believe it is very simple - great players make their clubs win. So of course it is important.
    And it's all there in front of him. He's got the profile, the Nike ad, the reputation, but I don't think it's unfair to say we haven't seen the performances on a consistent basis. Obviously today is his first game back this season so he needs time to find his form, to find his touch, but there's no doubt this is a big season for him. On the other hand we have Carlos Vela who, Carling Cup apart, hasn't made any kind of impact at all on the first team. There's no doubting his ability, he's got great pace, fantastic finishing, lovely skills, but he's no longer a teenager either. He's got to make a step up this season as well. In both their favours I think the new 4-3-3 suits them down to the ground so fingers crossed they can start realising their potential. A goal each from the bench today to make Fat Sam blow his gasket would be a nice start. Whatever happens we've got to stand up to Blackburn's physical threat. If we do that I think we'll have too much for them when it comes to actual football. The rest of the Sunday papers are full of transfer rubbish. There's a lot of talk about Patrick Vieira coming in January. As others have pointed out the story about him being on the brink of signing just before the transfer window closed is nonsense but The Mail links us with him and Bolton's centre-half Gary Cahill. What is interesting are the whispers already that January might be a busy month for us. The Sunday Mirror says Stan Kroenke will continue to buy shares but will stop before reaching the 29.9% mark which would require him to make a formal takeover offer. The News of the World has a piece on Arsene Wenger's legacy. I assume they've cogged this from elsewhere as that's what they usually do. Some interesting quotes from the boss though. And that's about that. Here's to a performance and three points today, laser cannons, an exploding walrus and more. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 6-2 Blackburn : Cesc the centre-piece as Arsenal dazzle http://arseblog.net/2009/10/05/arsenal-6-2-blackburn-cesc-the-centre-piece-as-arsenal-dazzle/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1481 Cesc Fabregas was the Catalan Midas, everything he touched turned to goal. His performance was simply outstanding, following on from a great display against Olympiacos he put in the kind of shift which shows why this Arsenal team needs to built around him. It comes on the back of a couple of relatively poor performances at the start of the season. Those who speculated his imminent departure to Barcelona was little more than a formality because he didn't smile when scoring a meaningless icing on the icing on the cake goal against Wigan were eating humble pie when he spoke after the game. The captain said:
    There’s always speculation I don't like it here but I am committed to this club 100 per cent. It’s my seventh season and it’s hard to hear people say they think I’m not committed enough. It was a good time to show them I really love this club.
    He kissed the badge and I liked it. He can kiss whatever he wants when he plays like that because it was as complete a midfield performance as you're ever likely to see. After Blackburn's early goal, a flukey header from Nzonzi which caught Mannone a bit flat-footed, we got back into it. Thomas Vermaelen surged forward, got knocked over, got up, kept going and when he received a pass from Cesc he cut inside and let fly with that left foot of his to make it 1-1. The Belgian has made such an impact in such a short time and remains our leading scorer. Arsenal began to test Paul Robinson knowing full well how much he likes to concede goals against Arsenal. We all know the record, it's something like 56 goals in the last 16 games, after yesterday it's 14 in the last 3, but it was Blackburn who scored next. We were caught on the break after a Diouf ball out of defence, Spacehopper head Dunn got it at the far post and his shot took a deflection off Gallas which wrong footed Mannone and Blackburn were ahead. Cesc  scores against BlackburnThe lead only lasted three minutes though. Again Cesc was the architect. Picking up a pass from Diaby he slid the perfect ball through to Robin van Persie who slammed it home with his left foot. Three minutes later we were in front, after the ball broke to him Cesc played a very similar pass to put Andrei Arshavin through and the Russian finished with his left foot. Three goals, three left footed strikes and at half-time it was 3-2. The second half began very strangely I thought. It was like we were playing in slow motion. There was one bizarre moment when about three of our players were standing around the ball in our area hacking away it yet not clearing it and Blackburn can feel rightly aggrieved they weren't awarded a penalty when Spacehopper head was taken down by Thomas Vermaelen. The ref waved play on and afterwards Walrusdyce was less than impressed calling it a 'turning point'. He also claimed Vermaelen should have had a red card which is ridiculous. Yes it was a penalty but no more than that. He might stop to consider the turning point was the moment when he brought Spacehopper head off as he was clearly their best and most dangerous player on the day. Anyway, even if it had been awarded you can be sure Arsenal would have won the game. The attacking play we produced was scintillating. Tomas Rosicky fired one just wide and he's getting better and better with every game. Robin van Persie might have had a second when Cesc's pinpoint ball over the Blackburn defence found him right in front of goal but he couldn't connect after controlling it. It was only right that Cesc got on the scoresheet and when Rosicky lobbed a ball back over his head the Blackburn defence stood off and Cesc guided a beautiful volley into the top corner with his left foot. No less than he deserved and it was a sublime finish, despite what David Platt said on Sky. In the 69th minute the manager brought on Theo Walcott for his first appearance of the season. Within a couple of minutes we'd scored. With Blackburn pressuring Gallas cleared to Cesc, he got it to Arshavin, who took the ball from our half, drove into theirs, played it square to Cesc who had continued his run, he touched it to Theo who finished first time into the bottom corner. A brilliant counter-attacking goal, started by Cesc, who kept going to provide the assist. The finish from Theo was mature as well and it bodes well. Aaron Ramsey and Nicklas Bendtner came on for Cesc and Arshavin and it was the big Dane who got the sixth. Cutting in from the left he ran across goal and let fly with a rocket of a shot that went in off the post. After the week he's had it was good to see him finish it in that kind of style. There were other chances too, Theo had one glorious opportunity, Diaby put one just wide with his left foot and I'm sure I'm forgetting others. Blackburn had their moments it has to be said, hitting the post, but you just got the feeling that whatever they did (that didn't consist of Robinson hoofing long balls into our box), we were capable of ten times more. A truly outstanding attacking performance. Yes, there were some scary moments at the back and perhaps they warrant discussion but that can wait. We've got a whole Interlull to fill, don't forget. You do get the feeling though that if we can get a better grip on things defensively we'll be in clover because this is a team that when it clicks going forward is capable of scoring against anyone. We've now got 24 goals in 7 league games. In all competitions we've scored 36. And the way the goals are being shared around the team is hugely encouraging. We're not reliant on one or two players to get them. That we had six different scorers yesterday tells the story. It's brilliant stuff to watch but without trying to bring anybody down I'd like to see us a bit tighter at the back. However, let us not dwell on that. Sam Allardyce came to town and got spanked and that is a rather fine way to begin any week. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    When we are confident we have a flow that looks like the goals could come at any moment from anywhere. There are some strengths coming out of this team and we have to add some discipline defensively because we struggled a little bit defensively today. We looked always like we know we will score goals
    And on Cesc:
    A team goes always naturally through its strong points, the way of the game. So it goes, therefore, through Fabregas.
    And it bears repeating how important this young man is to this Arsenal side. The new formation is certainly allowing him the freedom to show what he can do as the playmaker in this side. Like many others I felt he was wasted last season being asked to play, at times, as a second striker. Yesterday showed what he's capable of when we're set up like this. Four assists, one goal and let's not forget the two headers at the back post he might have scored from. What's also clear is that he has, this season, better options than last. You can be as good as you want but if you don't have players ahead of you whose movement and ability allows you to make the passes then you're going to struggle. Arshavin and Rosicky are both such clever players, always moving, making space for themselves or others to receive it, and I think Robin van Persie is getting to grips with the centre-forward position now. We've seen the progress he's made in the last few games. Not only because he's getting on the scoresheet but some of his touches in and around the box were fantastic. One backheeled pass to Bendtner to create a great chance the pick of the bunch. So, overall lots to be happy about. We sit 4th in the table, winning our game in hand would leave us a point off United and three off leaders Chelsea so things are looking a lot healthier than they were after the defeat at Man City. Sadly though we're now heading into another Interlull. Our next game isn't until Saturday week, Birmingham at home, so until then we have to keep our fingers crossed that none of the lads get crocked whilst away with their countries. Theo Walcott has rather surprisingly not been called up the England squad while Robin van Persie won't play for Holland on Saturday as Mrs v P is about to have a little v P. He may return for their midweek game, if they have one, I suppose. And that'll be about that. Have a good one.]]>
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    Defending, scoring, miracle performing, Defourming http://arseblog.net/2009/10/06/defending-scoring-miracle-performing-defourming/ Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1479 He says:
    The first half was a little bit disappointing for us as a defence because we gave away too many chances and they scored two goals. That is something which we must improve and there are things we can work on.
    As much as defenders like to score they like clean sheets better and it's good to know that we haven't lost sight of that. On days like Sunday we can always score more than the opposition but when faced with better opposition it becomes more difficult to win games. The prime examples, of course, are from last season. We scored 4 against Sp*rs and drew at home, and 4 at Anfield yet Arshavin's heroics were not those of a match winner. For all the goal scoring you need to be able to grind out a 1-0s during a season. We've shown we're capable of it as the win against Fulham testifies but I don't think anybody would complain if we became more miserly at the back. Theo Walcott, who can now spend the week at the training ground playing Yahtzee and Mousetrap, has been singing the praises of Cesc Fabregas. After his stellar performance against Blackburn, Theo says of his captain:
    If he plays like he did against Blackburn, nobody will be able to stop him this season. He is fantastic to play with.
    While Andrei Arshavin says:
    Fabregas performed miracles.
    And I'm told from an extremely good training ground source that at half-time much needed supplies had not arrived due to traffic problems so Cesc turned water into Lucozade Sport to allow our players to rehydrate properly for the second half. Ground staff also reported finding a cupboard entirely full of loaves and dishes, which indicates he hasn't quite got the hang of his powers yet, but never mind. Theo went on to talk about the new system and how it suits him. In mentioning him and Carlos Vela the other day I mentioned how they should be able to make the most of the 4-3-3 so it's interesting to hear Theo talk about it. I also noticed a video interview with Carlos Vela on the official site where he says he'll make his mark this season but it's one of those interviews done in Spanish then dubbed into English and for whatever reason I find it almost impossible to watch to those. I'd prefer subtitles, to be honest, or that our players speak English, so I have no clue what he's saying. How about a bit of transfer speculation? The Sun is linking is with injured Standard Liege midfield Steven Defour. He's got a broken foot at the moment but a fee of around £8m is being made-up reported. I don't know much about him as a player but I hope we sign him for the pun value of his name alone. "May Defource be with you", "Steven gets Defourth as Arsenal spank United at Old Trafford", "Defourmed - horror injury rules out Gunners midfielder", and so on. Come on Arsene, make it happen, then surely the fates will bring about highly unlikely situations like him scoring the 4th goal at Old Trafford. It's cosmic, baby. There was a good win for the reserves last night as they beat Chelsea 2-0 at Underhill. Banfield's Boys have made a good start to this season. And that's about that. Have a rainy one.]]>
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    Interlull : It begins ... http://arseblog.net/2009/10/07/interlull-it-begins/ Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1477 Theo Walcott has been called up the England U21 squad for a game against Macedonia on Friday? I mean, it's probably good for Theo to get some fitness and match practice and all that but in terms of interesting it's right up there with listening to a footballer speak about his car. Or his tattoo. If I did a football version of The Onion there'd be a fantastic 'Footballer doesn't get unsightly tattoo on arm' story to be done, wouldn't there? If I had the resources I'd set myself up as a tattooist and hire someone to do the stuff for normal folk but when, after advertising directly at footballers, one came in that I didn't like, I'd tattoo a great big cock on his arm with a set of sweaty, hairy balls underneath. "What the fuck is this?", they'd say. "Come on, man", I'd reply, "that's the Chinese symbol for 'scores lots of goals'". "Wicked!" Who do you reckon will the be the first footballer to get a face tattoo? I know that Celtic goalkeeper has 'Je suis un twat' going up his neck, but in Polish or something, but soon enough we're going to get someone with the old spiderweb going up the neck. I would have had money on Lee Bowyer but I reckon he'd have done it by now if he was going to do it at all. Time will tell, I suppose. Like time heals all wounds. Which is the only reason I can think of for the story about Sol Campbell coming back to the club to get fit. You might remember him from such games as walking out at half-time against West Ham and other stuff like telling Arsene Wenger he was going abroad so his contract got paid off before he signed for continental favourites Portsmouth. More recently of course he signed a 5 year contract with Notts County then decided he didn't like it very much so walked out on them too. He can't play for another club until January, or until he makes a deal to release him from that contract, or something, so he needs some boys to run around with keep his fitness up. He should have just stayed at Portsmouth, the twat. Or go to the park every day. I know we got the best out of him as a player, and for three seasons he was absolutely outstanding, but unlike Arsene Wenger I hold grudges and this doesn't sit well with me. Not that what I think has any bearing on anything but there you go. I am grudgey though. I still hate that cunt I went to school with in England who stood on my neck until I said "Leeds are ace!". If I saw him tomorrow I'd smash him in the face with a cricket bat and it's why I despise everything to do with Leeds, Leeds United and it has gone so far as to hating Leads, which is unfortunate for the Arseblog basset hound. Want some insight into how football journalism works? There's a story on The Sun's website about Barcelona being interested in Emmanuel Eboue. Where did it come from? Well, this was a rumour back in August on some really dodgy clickwhoring site who made some changes and the story popped up again on NewsNow. The Sun went 'Oooh, fresh meat', not realising the meat was maggot infested carrion and promptly put it in their site - even neglecting to notice Barcelona have, in fact, signed Dymtro Chygryskiy for about €25m. Good work, chaps. We'll certainly have a good think about that when Murdoch decides to start charging for access to their online editions. Not much else going on. I'm hoping to break up the Interlull with some competitions, so hopefully there'll be a few books to give away between now and the return of football. In the meantime stay strong. We'll get through this together.]]> 1477 2009-10-07 09:00:52 2009-10-07 09:00:52 open open interlull-it-begins publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : It continues ... http://arseblog.net/2009/10/08/interlull-it-continues/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1475 Lord of the Wing, that might include you. So, it's a complicated business being a football fan and when you read stuff about Sylvester it's hard to take it seriously. I loved Freddie and Sylvester got sent off for whacking Freddie with his giant forehead. I think his terminal decline began there. It'd be like being hit with a sledgehammer but a sledgehammer with eyebrows. It makes my grudge-centre confused. And this is not good. Anyway, on to matters Arsenal and ... oh yeah, there really isn't much news. Aaron Ramsey talks about the influence Arsene Wenger is having on his career while Armand Traore says the boss has told him he needs to work hard and be patient. Carling Cup aside I don't think he's figured at all this season. Kieran Gibbs is preferred to him on the bench and after a good run of first team football last season at Portsmouth it's gotta be tough for him. There's some stupid transfer stuff about Carles Puyol to Arsenal and yet another Barcelona player has done the 'Cesc should sign for us' story. I wonder are they on some kind of schedule. "Xavi, you're up!" "Me again? Already?! Fair enough. Cesc DNA blah di blah great player blah blah" "Super! Now talk about how we should exhume Franco and make him manager". "What?" "Kidding! Kidding!" "Oh you". They're a laugh a minute those crazy Catalans. Pfff. Till tomorrow.]]> 1475 2009-10-08 09:00:12 2009-10-08 09:00:12 open open interlull-it-continues publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : Some football stuff + The Gooner Review http://arseblog.net/2009/10/09/interlull-some-football-stuff-the-gooner-review/ Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1473 played down reports that Arsene Wenger and him had a massive falling out over Theo Walcott. He admits to a disagreement over Theo's involvement in the U21 European Championships this summer but says Arsene was positively delighted to send Theo off this time around. The fact that he's barely played any football this season due to the back injury he picked up after not resting during the summer is the key, of course. Pearce also hinted that if he comes through that gameand there are any casualties from the senior squad Theo could find himself called up by Fabio Capello for England's game in the Ukraine. But that's just a maybe. With 20 players away on international duty this Interlull I suspect it will be nothing short of a Fabregassian miracle if they all come back uninjured. I thought about the extra S there. I think it needs it. Not sure why. Aesthetics, I think. Anyway, fingers crossed we don't get hammered with injuries and that those who need the playing time come back fitter, stronger, faster, harder, better and slightly more crunchy. Thomas Vermaelen has been named captain of all Belgians, which is no less than he deserves. Given how successful he's been since he joined us he must be close to being named King. He's now the most awesome Belgian since Plastic Bertrand. I once knew a chap from Belgium. He was called Paul and he looked like Boris Becker and he smelled like old books. I don't know where he is these days. Check out Nicklas Bendtner during training for Denmark. Such skill, dexterity and athleticism has not been seen since the Arseblog 5-a-sides. Thanks to Thornfeldt for the link. Cesc Fabregas has been talking about the new formation. He likes it. Oh yes, he does. He says:
    When I started at Arsenal we were playing 4-4-2. Now my position is higher up on the pitch, sometimes I don't touch the ball as often as I used to, so I have to be patient. But I know I'm in this part of the pitch where I can do dangerous things in terms of giving the final ball, and I have more time to go to dangerous positions to score a goal as well.
    Four goals this season already, compared to three in the whole of last season, and I've lost count of his assists already so it augurs well. Gavin Hoyte has joined Brighton on a month long loan. So there. Not much else happening so shameless plug time. A little while back I was sent a DVD of a film called The Gooner Review 08-09 which is, as you might have gathered, a review of the 08-09 season. Now, at first I was a bit dubious, what with it being a season to forget, but it's really very interesting. It features a raft of Arsenal fans talking about the stand-out moments of the season from Ebooooooue-gate to the signing of Andrei Arshavin, those CL semi-finals, Gallas's captaincy and much more. It's painful reliving some of those moments but it's excellent viewing and looking back on some of those moments with a bit of hindsight is fascinating. It's presented by Paul Kaye and others involved include Bob Wilson, Perry Groves, Amy Lawrence, Nick Hornby, Tom Watt and regular match-going Arsenal fans. Anyway, there's a gala screening in the Phoenix Cinema in East Finchley, at 9.00pm on Tuesday night. All proceeds going to the Willow Foundation and the Phoenix Cinema Centenary Restoration Project. If you're interested in going, and rubbing shoulders with many of the aforementioned, you can find more details on the Gooner Review website. Here's a wee taster:
    Right then, as it's Interlull there's no Arsecast this week so that will have be that for today. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Interlull : On and on and on ... http://arseblog.net/2009/10/10/interlull-on-and-on-and-on/ Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1471 Graham was an amazing, fantastic player. But I believe we were very close to winning [silverware] since [he left]. But of course, if you don't win people will say 'you did not win'. But people forget that in 2006 we played a Champions League Final with 10 men and nearly won it. If only we'd had Graham Barrett that night. My trip back to Barcelona would have been much more pleasurable. Nicklas Bendtner has revealed the true story behind his new number. He claims that he wanted 9 but Eduardo has 9 and would only swap if he could have 22 but Gael Clichy has 22 and he won't swap unless Eduardo gives him his Scalextric with the flyover but Eduardo won't give him that unless Eboue comes to his house and plays the tuba (it's little known that Eboue is a grade 6 Tuba master) and Eboue won't do that because William Gallas borrowed season 4 of The Wire on DVD from Robin van Persie and then said he didn't but everyone knows he did because people saw van Persie give it to him and van Persie had to go out and buy it again but on the way there he ran over an old man in his car and got traumatised and now people blame Gallas because if he'd just given the box set back in the first place, or even gone out and replaced it, none of this would ever have happened so that's why Bendtner chose 52 (the number of people that Snoop and Chris killed in season 4) but everything's ok really because Denilson downloaded season 4 on a torrent and even made his own special box for it and made the cover like you used to do when you made a mix tape for someone and cut pictures out of a magazine and stuff and gave it to van Persie at training and when he got it he cried a little bit because he was so happy and now he's insisted that Denilson come to his house for Christmas dinner because he feels sorry for him now that Gilberto and Julio Baptista have left as he sits alone in his house gently strumming his ukelele and singing Housemartins songs ever night. There's really nothing quite as maudlin as Denilson's reedy voice doing 'Think for a minute' in broken English. I'm welling up here. I honestly can't go on.]]> 1471 2009-10-10 09:00:50 2009-10-10 09:00:50 open open interlull-on-and-on-and-on publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/10/11/interlull-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 11 Oct 2009 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1468 101greatgoals. Cesc won't play for Spain in midweek for family reasons but as of yet there are no reports of any injuries picked up by any of our lads, so fingers crossed it stays like that. Stan Kroenke has yet to pay up for his recent share purchases, according to the Sunday Times. I'm sure he's put a £50 deposit down though. Meanwhile, Ivan Gazidis talks about the need to win trophies and the boardroom situation in terms of Kroenke v Usmanov (sounds like a heavyweight title fight, in fairness). Transfer speculation time - Gael Clichy is being linked with a £16m move to Real Madrid. Which is no doubt completely made up but it would certainly test the manager if a bid like that came in. With Kieran Gibbs waiting in the wings and Clichy's form a cause for continued concern it might very well be tempting. If it were real. Which, of course, it's not. Because it's completely made up. Probably. Elsewhere Atletico Madrid are keeping their red and white stripey eyes on Fran Merida. Apparently he's in the last year of his contract so could move on a free in the summer if he wanted. The same article in the People says Samir Nasri will make his return to action in the Carling Cup against Liverpool. The Mirror says he'll return to full training this week. Which is good news. And that's about all the news there is from this humourless, entirely Arsenal related, blog. Till tomorrow.]]> 1468 2009-10-11 09:00:12 2009-10-11 09:00:12 open open interlull-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : Barcelona more tedious than Phil Collins ... http://arseblog.net/2009/10/12/interlull-barcelona-more-tedious-than-phil-collins/ Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1466 1466 2009-10-12 09:00:39 2009-10-12 09:00:39 open open interlull-barcelona-more-tedious-than-phil-collins publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : Some Wenger speak + scummy blogs http://arseblog.net/2009/10/13/interlull-some-wenger-speak-scummy-blogs/ Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1464 Arsene Wenger being impressed with William Gallas. He's probably in the best form since he joined the club and his partnership with Thomas Vermaelen shows a good deal of promise. Arsene says:
    William Gallas has had a fine start to the season, which is down to both his attitude and the quality of the player. He behaves 100% as a professional and is highly focused in training.
    Which, I suppose, is the very least you should expect from any player. On the partnership with the Belgian, he says:
    It has gelled more quickly than I expected. This is for two reasons; first of all, Vermaelen adapted faster, and secondly William fits more comfortably on the right side of a central defence than on the left.
    There are still defensive issues to sort out, no question about it, but you don't get the feeling any longer that we're ready to crumble right down the middle like we've seen in seasons past. Arsene also said he wouldn't be the one to name his own successor at the club when the time comes, saying it's beyond his remit. Which is absolutely right. Plus there'd surely be the temptation to have a bit of fun with that. At your goodbye press conference you might say "And it is with great pleasure that I name the next Arsenal manager - that's right, it's MOR sax crooner Kenny G! Kenny, get out here you big lug!!!" And out Kenny would come, parping on his horn as shocked onlookers tried to make some kind of sense out of what they were seeing. And when he announced his backroom staff of Baltimora, the lead singer from Mr Mister and the drummer from Glass Tiger the confusion would be palpable. And that is why Arsene won't be naming the next Arsenal manager. Frank McLintock says Alex Song can be the next Peter Storey so if you're looking for dodgy coins or porno videos the Cameroonian is the man to see. Oh, he means football. That makes more sense, to be fair. It is somewhat funny to see Frank's positive articles appear on the official site when he's been rather critical elsewhere in recent weeks though. The Sun says Arsene Wenger has a plan for Fran. And the plan is a five year deal and not, disappointingly, anything to do with a flan. Don't get me wrong, a five year deal for a talented young player is a great thing but there's a massive gap in the market for a rhyming flan brand. Fran's Flans! I can see world domination from here. Maybe it's something he can address when he finishes with football. Provided I don't change my name to Fran and get there ahead of him. It strikes me the young Spaniard has got some tough decisions to make in the weeks and months ahead. The Mirror reports Cesc will return to Arsenal today which, I suppose, means that things are somewhat better in terms of his family problem and that's good news. I have to say it was not at all surprising but still somewhat disappointing that some Arsenal blogs chose to publish information and pictures that they really shouldn't have with regard to this story. Sadly there's a tabloid culture to some of these blogs and they're little more than bottom feeders scratching around for cheap hits, ignoring the rights of players and their families to a bit of privacy, especially at a difficult time. I could go on but I won't. I just hope they realise that not everything is fit for public consumption and if they don't realise that I hope they get run over by a bus. Twice. Right, just three more Interlull days to get through before we can get ourselves back on track. And finally, don't forget the gala showing of The Gooner Review takes place this evening. You can get tickets on the door. See here for more info. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Interlull : Almost ... almost ... http://arseblog.net/2009/10/14/interlull-almost-almost/ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:06:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1461 He says:
    I am convinced it is important for the players to go to the World Cup, but as well I know that those who have a good World Cup are those who win with their clubs during the season. The most important thing is that they do well with the club and it puts you in a strong position confidence-wise for what follows.
    I'm not sure that's true really. We won the title in 2002 and didn't France have a terrible World Cup that year? Anyway, I couldn't care less about the World Cup at this stage but maybe there's something to be said for going into a tournament having been successful with your club. It'd be nice if our players went to South Africa full of beans and silverware. On the way back is Samir Nasri who is now close to a return to action after breaking his leg in pre-season training. He says:
    I'm due to rejoin the Arsenal team this weekend, or at the start of next week. I think I will be back in action against West Ham on the 25th.
    Good news indeed. Despite what was probably an average first season at the club I have high hopes for him. And let's not forget most of our lot were fairly average last season. He still weighed in with 6 goals and he provides another option in midfield and possibly an option as one of the front three. Quite where the manager sees him is still a bit up in the air, there was talk at the end of the last campaign about him doing the defensive midfield role, but having him back in the squad and providing competition for places will be a good thing wherever he's going to play. One man already back is Tomas Rosicky and Cesc Fabregas has hailed his return, hailing him as the ubiquitous 'like a new signing':
    You can see straight away the vision he has, the touch, the class that he plays with. It's great to have him in the team; he's like a new signing.
    Nasri's return is also like a new signing. As was Eduardo's. Philippe Senderos is like a new signing too having been away and returned to the squad. Cheese, that's like a new signing. A second-hand dart board, like a new signing. Monkey butlers, like a new signing. I'd love a monkey butler. Not as much as a real Butler called 'Cavendish' though. Aaron Ramsey may not play for Wales due to concerns about a back injury. With Wales game against Lichtenstein more meaningless than a Dan Brown novel it'd be poor form if he did play him and the player's club chances suffered. And according to the Sun article about Nasri above William Gallas is a doubt for France after smashing a couple of teeth at the weekend. There are still a good few involved tonight so let's keep fingers crossed they get through unscathed. Transfer speculation? According to the player's agent Arsenal are interested in signing new German hot-shot, Stefan Kiebling. He's scored a few goals this season and now his agent is linking him with as many clubs as he possibly can, most likely to ensure he gets a new deal on fatter wages at his current club. Official Illustrated History of Arsenal - Octopus  BooksNot much else happening so to reward you for your patience during this Interlull it's competition time. Thanks to Octopus Books I have one copy of the rather fabulous Official Illustrated History of Arsenal by Martin Tyler and Phil Soar and two copies of Gunners Lists, the perfect toilet book which provides you Arsenal top 10s which range from the obvious, like top scorers, to the obscure, such as fattest players. To enter the competition all you have to do is answer the following question: How many times have Arsenal appeared in the FA Cup final? Answers, as always, to competition@arseblog.com. It runs until Friday and I'll give you the winners then. For more info on the books in question check out Octopus Books. Right then, have at it. More tomorrow, as per usual. Till then.]]>
    1461 2009-10-14 09:06:43 2009-10-14 09:06:43 open open interlull-almost-almost publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cheerio Interlull, it's Arsenal time again http://arseblog.net/2009/10/15/cheerio-interlull-its-arsenal-time-again/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1459 Andrei Arshavin scored for Russia, and Aaron Ramsey's back held up enough for him to score for Wales, but in terms of the rest our lads involvement last night I am clueless. All I hope is that there have been no injuries, knocks, niggles, strains, sprains, ganglions, bumps or bruises and we can get on with the job in hand. And there's plenty to get on with. Between now and the end of the month we play five times in three different competitions culminating in the North London derby at the Grove. First up though is Birmingham on Saturday and it'll be the first time we've faced them since that day Eduardo's leg was smashed by Martin Taylor. There'll be plenty to say on that tomorrow and Saturday and we should start getting team news a bit later on today. The player of the month this month was Thomas Vermaelen. Well deserved too, you have to say, and the captain has been bigging up the new signing, saying:
    These days, to have a centre back that can play, you know, these balls on the ground, between the lines, and past players, for players like me in midfield it’s really good because it gives you so much time and so much space on the ball. It’s really good. He’s like one more midfielder.
    A cunning hint at the manager's decision to turn all his defenders into midfielders, revolutionising football with his 0-7-3 formation. Anyway, congrats to Thomas on his player of the month award. Scoring goals certainly helps supporters warm to you but it shouldn't be overlooked that he's brought some solidity and determination to the centre-half position that certainly wasn't there last season. And he's got the cold dead eyes of an assassin. I like that. It's good to have players who look like they might do you harm. I remember when playing football in Spain we played against this team who had this guy who looked as the insides of him were too big for his body. I don't quite know how else to explain it. He was freaky looking and during one game he lost the plot entirely at me and our right back who might just have been giving him some verbals during the game. I know, I know, you don't poke the hornet's nest and you don't stir stuff with the mentaller in foreign sounding Spanish. And you especially don't laugh at him when he tries to give you some back in English and calls you 'futhermucker' repeatedly. Anyway, he went bananas at a corner. Firstly he laid me out with a punch, then when our keeper went for him he punched him as well, this started a bit of a brawl and he was sent off which didn't stop him punching random people down the touchline as he went on his way. I think my point was that when you have a player on the other team who looks like he might kill you it's probably wise not to antagonise him. We didn't. Hmmm. Maybe that's why we weren't professionals. The pros won't antagonise Vermaelen. Not unless they want to be taken out with a sniper's bullet as they go to their car one night. That's my point. Yeah. And those of who had Arsenal TV when it was on TV and stuff might be glad to know that the Friday night show is back via Arsenal TV Online. Same deal, I believe, fans forum, match previews and all that lark. You can get more details here. So ... erm ... pfff ... there you go then. There is nothing at all else happening. Don't forget the competition to win copies of the Official Illustrated History of Arsenal and Gunners Lists with thanks to my good old chums at Octopus Books. See yesterday's blog for more details on that. So, till tomorrow when, all things going well, the Arsecast should return.]]>
    1459 2009-10-15 09:00:39 2009-10-15 09:00:39 open open cheerio-interlull-its-arsenal-time-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Early Birmingham team news, Kroenke + Arsecast 135 http://arseblog.net/2009/10/16/early-birmingham-team-news-kroenke-arsecast-135/ Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:04:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1457 Lukasz Fabianski is back yet Manuel Almunia remains 50-50 with his 'chest infection'. You have to think the Pole will come back into the side ahead of Don Vito who has done well when called upon. Gael Clichy is a doubt with an ankle knock picked up on international duty so a first Premier League start of the season could be on the cards for Kieran Gibbs while Abou Diaby has a bit of a knock but should be ok. Aside from that I don't think we've got any other niggles but we'll get a definitive answer on that when Arsene talks to the media at his pre-game press conference today. As I said Birmingham is a good game to try and pick up where we left off before the break. We had, since the Man City defeat, won 6 games in a row scoring 18 and conceding only 4. With the game tomorrow and a trip to Holland midweek for a Champions League tie against AZ Alcazar it's as good an opportunity as the fixture computer throws up to build momentum before we start getting back into the thick of things again. More on the Birmingham game tomorrow. The other main news is that Stan Kroenke has upped his stake in the club to 28.9% after buying another clump of shares. I have no idea if he's paid for these ones or written an IOU or what but what's clear is that he's edging ever closer to the 29.9% stake which would require him to make an offer for all the shares. And it does look as if this purchasing is being done with the full blessing of the board. Chairman Peter Hill-Wood said:
    It does look like he is edging towards a takeover, which I would welcome. I have not asked him if that is what he plans to do, but I am very relaxed about it. If it was to happen, I don't think you can expect any big changes because he seems to like things very much the way they are.
    It's the first time we've heard from the board that they'd be willing to sell up to Kroenke and you have to think that his increased presence at the club, he attended the Wigan game last month for example, means that there's a plan in place. He is board-friendly, he's not buying up these shares for fun, and at some point I suppose he's going to try and consolidate his holding. Kroenke does have part-ownership of some sports 'franchises' in the US and I think, if the rest of the shares were held by the board he'd probably be quite happy to do the same with Arsenal. The elephant in the room, of course, is Alisher Usmanov and Red and White Holdings. We know there's no love lost between the current board and Usmanov and I can't see Kroenke and Usmanov working side by side in the years ahead so what happens will certainly be interesting. And while I've always been of the opinion that I'd prefer if Arsenal's ownership was more traditional, shall we say, I'd certainly feel more confident that the self-sustainable, well-run model currently employed by the club would be maintained under Kroenke rather than Usmanov. Let's wait and see what happens. Not much else going on. Cesc talks about winning the league and there's some idle transfer speculation regarding Eboue and Atletico Madrid but with the transfer window not open until January I'm going to pass on that kind of stuff for the moment. Right, competition winners. I've had a copy of the Official Illustrated History of Arsenal and two of Gunners Lists to give away with thanks to Octopus Books. I asked you how many times Arsenal had appeared in the FA Cup final and the answer is 17. Although I did allow 18 if you mentioned the replay against Sheffield Weds. It's funny how many people answered the question 'How many times have Arsenal won the FA Cup?', weird. Anyway, the RNG has done its thing and the winner of the Official History book is Jeff Ferman while Richard Savage and Brian Agnew get copies of Gunners Lists. Well done to you, I'll be in touch to get details, and thanks to everyone else who entered. Better luck next time. Now, Arsecast time. On this week's "Oh shit there's nothing to talk about" Arsecast I chat with Goodplaya about the return of the Premier League, Almunia's 'chest infection' and more. Sylvester is in there and ... erm ... that's about it. It's a shorter Arsecast than usual but it's (probably) better than no Arsecast at all. Probably. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (15mb MP3), you can download a zipped version here or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's that. Have a good day, more tomorrow.]]>
    1457 2009-10-16 09:04:50 2009-10-16 09:04:50 open open early-birmingham-team-news-kroenke-arsecast-135 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Birmingham preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/10/17/birmingham-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:03:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1455 team news sees us without Eduardo, as expected, Carlos Vela, as expected due to his travel arrangements, Nicklas Bendtner who picked up an injury in training and Gael Clichy who will be replaced by Kieran Gibbs. It's a good chance for the young man to start really pressuring Clichy who has not had a good season and over whom worries, if not doubts, grow. He's got the backing of the manager who says:
    I believe he has the quality to be the England left back. I have said that for a long time. He is still very young. He has a lack of experience but has the quality. For him now it is to consistently play.
    And here's his chance. A good performance or two will really turn up the heat on Clichy and there's no problem for a manager quite like the one when he's struggling to choose between two players for the same position who are in good form. The goalkeeping situation has changed since the other day too. Initially Fabianski was back and in the squad with Almunia rated only 50-50, but this morning the Pole isn't quite ready while the Spaniard is back in the squad. Arsene was asked who would play in goals and normally you would think that when your number 1 keeper comes back after an absence he'd be straight back in, but there was no such guarantee for Almunia. Personally I think he'll play but he knows there's absolutely no margin for error now. Not only does he have competition from Fabianski, who was given a new contract last summer, but also Don Vito who has shown he's got potential too when thrust into the team in recent weeks. I do wonder if there's been an element of Almunia being sent away to get his head right or something but if he does get back into the team he knows he's got to perform if he wants to stay there. And that is probably no bad thing. Today's game allows to start where we left off before the international break. With all due respect to Birmingham this is the kind of game you have to win if you want to challenge for the title. It's not going be easy. Birmingham are big and physical but then so were Blackburn and to a lesser extent Wigan and Portsmouth and we dealt with them comfortably enough. Of course there are no 'bankers' in the Premier League, I said bankers, but this is a game you would expect to win. In other news Henry Winter talks to Andrei Arshavin in the Telegraph. The Russian really is an interesting character and one that this team needed, I think. Somebody to bring experience but also cohesion to the group. He says:
    We must improve our character. When we played Man United this season, they just showed character and it was enough to beat us. We must have confidence in each other. We are very friendly off the pitch but we must be stronger and trust in ourselves a little bit more. We must believe more. The confidence is coming but sometimes it seems to me we don’t have enough.
    And all the young players with all the potential in the world can't make up for somebody with the desire or the spirit that Arshavin appears to have. A guy like that in any team, from Sunday park football to the top flight, is absolutely invaluable. And when he's a quality footballer too all the better. The more he plays the better he'll be and when he really starts to click with Cesc, van Persie, Rosicky etc, then it's going to be something to behold. The boss also spoke about referees yesterday. One of the journos at the press conference was, rather naively, trying to get him to talk about Alex Ferguson and Alan Wiley, hoping for a soundbite to turn into a backpage headline, but Wenger is too smart for that. He did, however, suggest there's an over-familiarity between some refs and some players/managers. And he's right. Remember Graham Poll, the ultimate star-fucker who wanted to be friends with the players rather than the official and ultimately that's bad for the game. Alan Wiley sharing a joke with Ferguson at the Manchester derby just before United's late winner. Refs not booking England players despite the England player telling them where to go in the most industrial language imaginable. A couple of examples but there are many more. There should be more distance between refs and those taking part, either as manager or player. We all want to see a ref who communicates with players on the pitch but using a player's nickname is not right. You can have a good dialogue without being servile and some of them are. Interesting comments from Wenger, and as today's official is the unctious little toerag who, as 4th official, shopped AW to Mike Dean during the United game for the vicious kicking of a water bottle, I suspect there'll be plenty of distance between officials and competitors today. And that's really about that. I'm going to breakfast then keep myself busy with a trip into town before the match. Here's to a good win and three points and a happy Sunday blog tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    1455 2009-10-17 09:03:43 2009-10-17 09:03:43 open open birmingham-preview-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 3-1 Birmingham : Arshavin's quality makes sure of the points http://arseblog.net/2009/10/18/arsenal-3-1-birmingham-arshavins-quality-makes-sure-of-the-points/ Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:03:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1453 And for all that there was just the one goal lead. Birmingham pressed and might well have equalised. A ball over the defence found Ridgewell at the back post, he skimmed in a cross which would have been a tap-in had Mannone not made up for his earlier error and got fingertips to it. Gallas hacked it clear. Yesterday though I spoke about Andrei Arshavin and in the end it was the Russian who made the game safe. We broke out of defence, Cesc gave him the ball, he wandered into the Birmingham area and casually as you like curled it into the bottom corner. That's the touch of quality and experience that can be the difference between winning a game and holding your head in your hands as some poxbottle grabs a late equaliser for them. And last season that would have been a real fear. How often did we dominate games but not close them off? Arshavin's 5th of the season made sure. Overall a good result, especially when you consider Chelsea and Liverpool both got beaten yesterday, and a nice way to ease ourselves back into action. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    In the end I still believe 3-1 is a fair result because we had plenty of chances. I feel also we tried to force the situation a little bit individually, especially in the second half, and that's why we didn't score more goals.
    More goals would have been nice but yesterday was all about the three points. All the same we kept up our 3 goal a game league average which really is remarkable this far into the season. Next up in the league is a trip to West Ham this day week. In a very brief Sunday round-up Gael Clichy talks to The Times and ... erm ... that's about it. Only a couple of days till the next game though, Champions League action in Holland. Have a good Sunday.]]>
    1453 2009-10-18 09:03:06 2009-10-18 09:03:06 open open arsenal-3-1-birmingham-arshavins-quality-makes-sure-of-the-points publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Singing and minging + AW http://arseblog.net/2009/10/19/singing-and-minging-aw/ Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:02:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1451 Arsene Wenger was not impressed at all, saying:
    Frankly, that is atrocious. They will not be remembered for the quality of their taste with that kind of remark. Eduardo was here. I don’t know how he felt about the chants. I just put that in the ranks of stupidity.
    What is a surprise is that not only were they were able to stop drooling down their fronts long enough to sing that, it shows a measure of co-ordination and communication you don't generally find with single cell organisms. Some call David Attenborough. I know football fans, Arsenal fans included, sing and chant things that aren't really that funny or, indeed, push the boundaries of good taste, but Eduardo is hardly the kind of villain who merits that level of opprobrium. He had his leg bollixed up in bits by a crude challenge which nearly cost him his career. He has never really criticised Taylor, he's certainly never criticised Birmingham City, yet these chimps sings songs about him like that? There are many words to describe people like that but, perhaps, the Birmingham fans (I call them 'Mingers' for short), would enjoy the fact that shortly after that fateful game at St Andrew's we played Aston Villa. Aston Villa fans sang hilarious songs about Eduardo's injury including 'One Martin Taylor', and 18 months later the Mingers follow suit. So nicely done, Mingers, you are Villa fans. Not to mention half-witted, slack-jawed, eat every meal from the local chipper megacretins. You can hold hands with Phil Brown on the way back to the Championship. Theo Walcott will have a scan today on his knee. I'm told he spent yesterday limping about the place so there's definitely something up but hopefully it's nothing too serious. On the tackle that caused the injury Arsene said:
    I don't want to go too overboard because one of the beauties of the English game is total commitment. We have to cut out what is really dangerous but we have to keep the basics, the commitment that makes the league more attractive than any other league.
    As I said yesterday I thought the challenge was hard but fair and typical of the English game. Theo didn't see it coming so had no chance to try and 'ride' it but how many times have we seen Arsenal players down the years make challenges like that? It was Keown tackle, a Steve Bould tackle, a Tony Adams tackle, and while it's unfortunate Theo is injured it would be wrong to try and cut that out of the game. It's a contact sport which has had many of the physical aspects watered down or removed altogether in recent years. It would be a shame if we lost more of that side of things. Anyway, fingers crossed for Theo, no doubt we'll get news sooner rather than later. Elsewhere Arsene did a big interview with L'Equipe, bits of and pieces of which are emerging in English now. I've read this Sky Sports version and the translation seems a bit weird to me. Sort of like the person translating it wasn't quite fluent in French and sat there with a dictionary for some bits. That might be just me though. Arsene talks about Real Madrid's interest in the summer but said his commitment to Arsenal and his players meant he couldn't leave. He also spoke about how he felt a duty to leave a legacy, saying:
    It would be unforgivable to have had the privilege of longevity and leaving no trace after me. But that means a win in the Champions League, because great wins reinforce certainties and give rightfulness to a culture.
    There's the usual stuff there about killing Song and Denilson with signings (zzzz), the finances at other clubs and the 'doping' at City and Real Madrid, nothing terribly new really, but Arsene's legacy, more trophies or not, will be the way we play football and the expectation that whoever takes over maintains that. Beyond that not much happening. There's Champions League action tomorrow so there's likely a press conference today, so hopefully we'll get news on Theo then and we can look ahead to the AZ Alcazar game tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    1451 2009-10-19 09:02:26 2009-10-19 09:02:26 open open singing-and-minging-aw publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    AZ Alkmaar preview - http://arseblog.net/2009/10/20/az-alkmaar-preview/ Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:01:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1449 team news is that Theo Walcott is out and will miss three to four weeks after suffering ligament damage against Birmingham. It's a blow to him and to us although given the headlines in most of the papers you'd think it was the end of the world for England. So what if he's going to miss an England friendly? It's the 5 or 6 Arsenal games that count. Anyway, we wish him a speedy recovery. From Saturday Tomas Rosicky also misses out with a little bit of a knee problem but the boss reckons it'll just be a couple of days. Although with Tomas you might just keep your fingers crossed over that. There's still no Bendtner or Eduardo but Gael Clichy comes back into the squad after his knock and Carlos Vela returns having recovered from a transatlantic flight. The squad does look a bit light up front and I suspect the manager will use Eboue in a forward position, leaving Vela and Wilshere as options from the bench. Perhaps the most positive thing about this season is that we can go into a game without Eduardo, without Bendtner, without Rosicky, and still be confident of scoring goals. We're not reliant on just a couple of players to get them, they've been spread out across the team and the boss is mindful of that, saying:
    We have a good team ethic, a good working attitude together. We all play on the same wavelength, which is why everybody scores.
    That said the strikers are beginning to find the net on a more regular basis now. Maybe they, more than anyone else, needed to get used to the new formation. It was certainly a big change to ask Robin van Persie to play as a centre-forward but after a slow start the manager's patience has been rewarded and he's on a bit of a streak at the moment. And when your manager is comparing you to Marco van Basten you know you're doing something right. It'll be interesting as well to see who starts in goal. With Almunia recovered from his chest infection you would expect a player who was the unquestioned number 1 at the start of the season to go straight back into the team. Wenger has never had any problem dropping a young player for the established one no matter how well the former has been playing so the continuation of Mannone, should that be the case, would be quite telling. And that his faith is kept in a young man who, at the start of the season, realistically had no chance of first team football might suggest the goalkeeping situation at the club is one that might require some surgery in the longer term. Ronald Koeman, AZ manager, has declared Arsenal have 'defects', which I'm sure will come as a shock to all of us who thought we were the perfectly oiled football machine that could do no wrong. As a manager he has frustrated us a couple of times. Didn't we have two painful 0-0 draws with Ajax when he was in charge there? If I remember correctly they played a 10-0-0 formation designed to prevent us from playing football. If he sees our defects as defensive then his team is going to have to attack to exploit those, which is no bad thing. If they come out and play a bit it should suit us down to the ground. I know there's a big expectation of three points tonight, and rightly so I suppose, but we shouldn't forget our last away trip in the Champions League. A really sloppy start made the game against Standard Liege much more difficult than it should have been so fingers crossed we're switched on right from the start tonight. Not much else happening really. There's a bit more from Arsene's pre-match press conference in which he talks about his upcoming 60th birthday and his future at Arsenal, so we'll leave it there for today. Here's to a good performance and three points tonight. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1449 2009-10-20 09:01:37 2009-10-20 09:01:37 open open az-alkmaar-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    AZ Alkmaar 1-1 Arsenal : Even Stevie Wonder could see that goal coming http://arseblog.net/2009/10/21/az-alkmaar-1-1-arsenal-even-stevie-wonder-could-see-that-goal-coming/ Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1447 Andrei Arshavin was caught offside, they sent the ball into the box, Diaby's challenge for the header was tired and Alex Song switched off totally to allow the AZ player all the time and space in the world to volley home the equaliser. Song, Sung, Blue ... We have been, for some time now, suspect at set-pieces and it cost us the three points last night. That said we were somewhat lethargic throughout. We missed the industry of Rosicky whose ability to find space and to drive the team forward would have given us better balance and the lack of Eduardo, Walcott or Bendtner on the bench gave us fewer goalscoring options. You can't help feel it was a game we should, and could, have won though. As early as the 8th minute Robin van Persie had a fantastic chance, on his left foot, seven or eight yards out and in the form he's been in you expected him to break the net. Instead his effort was a bit tame and straight at the keeper. It was a half of few chances, AZ's only real threat was a shot which fizzed over the bar, while at the other end we did little to threaten their goal. We took the lead in the 36th minute after the AZ player mis-controlled the ball, Arshavin played a ball down the channel to van Persie who squared it for Cesc to sidefoot home. A beautifully simple goal and 1-0 to the Arsenal. It might have been two before half-time when a van Persie shot went through the keeper's hands and only just cleared the bar. The second half really wasn't up to much either. The football was dull, a Robin van Persie free kick the best opportunity I can recall, but as time went by you just got the sense that Arsenal needed another goal. AZ began to press, the crowd got right behind them and they should have been level when one of their players poked the ball just wide - I think it was from a corner. Diaby almost got his second own goal of the season when a ball deflected off him and just over the bar. You could sense the equaliser coming. And when it did it was made all the more frustrating because Arsenal should have had a penalty with just a couple of minutes to go. Carlos Vela was clearly tripped in the box but the ref waved play on. At 2-0 it would have been all over, instead our three points turned into one with the late AZ goal. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    We are still learning. You do not need to give a free-kick away on an offside in the last minute. We were caught a bit naively on the second ball, that can happen sometimes on the first one that you lose the header, but on the second one, their player was completely free to score.
    While Thomas Vermaelen said:
    We were in control, there were no big chances for AZ but in the last minute they scored. It feels like a defeat.  In the Champions League you need focus for 93 minutes - tonight we made one mistake and paid for it.
    Yep, we certainly paid for it and while it was really rather frustrating it's not exactly a disaster. We still sit top of the group, one win will qualify us and with three games to go it's unthinkable that we won't get those points. It's the manner of the draw that makes the result seem worse than it actually is. If they'd scored in the 53rd minute instead of the 93rd it would be easier to cope with, although the fact we conceded so late is a lesson for us. Our defending of the set-piece left a bit to be desired. I know there are tired legs and all that but you can see what happens if you switch off, even for a second, at this level of football. The manager says we're still learning and it's as well to learn from games like last night's so as to avoid similar results which may have much more serious consequences. And while AZ is a team you would expect to beat the Champions League is capable of throwing up some interesting results. While we mourn a late equaliser against a tidy Dutch side, Barcelona got beaten 2-1 at home by Rick Rubin, or something. So football is odd, at times, and we remain in a good position in our group. As an aside, Vito Mannone's continuation in goal last night makes the keeper situation at the club even more curious. Manuel Almunia was the number 1 at the start of the season, now he can't displace a young Italian who has barely got into double figures in professional appearances. It does beg questions. What has happened to the Spaniard who, while never the world's greatest, had progressed well over the course of two seasons, was generally solid and had clearly established himself as first choice? There's got to be something more to it than meets the eye. We know Wenger likes to give young players a chance but Mannone is still incredibly raw. Yes, he's done well but he's had the good fortune of playing in a run of games which have been fairly kind. Does he have the temperament for the big occasion? As a young keeper he is going to make bad decisions because that's what young keepers do, it's how they learn. Can we afford, if we're really serious about winning things this season, to allow him to do that 'on the job'? With Almunia clearly out of favour the next option is Lukasz Fabianski who made his return for the reserves last night in 2-2 draw with Wolves (which also saw Samir Nasri make his comeback). The Pole signed a new long-term contract at the end of last season, despite being a long way from convincing when called upon, so maybe there's an expectation he can make the step up. All the same you can't help but think that the ideal solution might be to spend some money in this area come January. Elsewhere the Telegraph suggests that Stan Kroenke is set to buy more Arsenal shares this week, edging him ever closer to the 29.9% mark that he would only allow himself to reach if he was planning a takeover. The club's AGM is tomorrow so we should get a clearer picture of what's going on there afterwards. Right then, that'll have to do. We've got some days to regroup and prepare for a trip to West Ham on Sunday. More tomorrow.]]>
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    AGM today + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/10/22/agm-today-news-round-up/ Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1444 *boilk* this morning. Stupid delicious gin and tonics. It's a big day at the club today. The AGM takes place this afternoon and, all things considered, it should be a much calmer event than the last official meeting. Back in April things were stormier at a special shareholders meeting, so much so that certain segments of it didn't make the official broadcast and we know that Arsene took offence at somebody labelling Sylvester geriatric when we all know that whatever else Sylvester still has the funk. In hindsight that meeting probably wasn't a great idea considering the pressure Arsene was under, the frustration of the fans, the Champions League semi-finals and all that. Today things in the garden are looking a bit rosier. The team has started the season well, despite two Manchester defeats, the one player we spent money on in the summer has turned out to be quite the find, we're scoring goals for fun, the financial situation appears quite healthy after recent developments regarding Highbury Square and fans are feeling better about the team in general. The main area of interest though will be that of ownership. Stan Kroenke is hoovering up shares like Pacman in an Anadin factory and there's constant speculation that he's planning a takeover. Personally I don't think we're quite at that stage yet. No doubt there's a method to what he's doing that is likely part of a long-term strategy but I'm not sure if the time is right for a takeover bid. There would have to be a willingness on the part of the other major shareholders to sell, for a start, and I doubt if Fat & Orange want to do that right now. Anyway, it'll be an interesting meeting. If there's no report on the site later on then there'll definitely be discussion of it on tomorrow's Arsecast, so tune in for that. To matters on the pitch and Robin van Persie is talking title. He says:
    We’ve played eight games now and won six so it’s looking good for us. As long as we stay consistent against the smaller teams then we have a chance. Last season we lost games at this time so we know it’s going to be tough. We had five draws as well back to back after Christmas so we have to avoid that. I hope we’re stronger now, but only time will show.
    Oh man that run of draws was painful. A load of 0-0s when we couldn't buy a goal. Still, it's good to have lofty ambitions. Meanwhile Samir Nasri made his comeback against Wolves reserves, as we know, and while he's anxious to get back to first team action he's not quite there yet, saying:
    I don’t know if I am ready yet for the first team. I need to play because nothing can replace the games. So I work well with [fitness coach] Tony Colbert and now after one or two games I will be ready to come back to the first team.
    So maybe some more reserve outings and it wouldn't be a surprise to see him on the bench for the Carling Cup game against the Mugsmashers. I'm looking forward to having him back, I have to say. I think he had a pretty decent first season in a team that never really got going - and I don't think he was helped by the manager's attempts to play him as a defensive midfielder. I don't think that's his game at all. He's more Rosicky-like than Song-like. And on nights when we miss the Czech, as we did on Tuesday, his presence could make the difference. Not a great deal else to tell you, to be honest. There may be a brief post-AGM update later on but if not it'll be covered in depth on tomorrow's blog. Finally, today is Arsene Wenger's 60th birthday. No doubt there'll be a Simon Cowellesque party with a masquerade ball and dozens of Z-list celebs falling out of their tiny boob tubes all desperately trying to get the paparazzi to photograph their clunges. Sadly, I didn't get an invite. Oh well, happy birthday Arsene. Here's to many more. Have a good one.]]>
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    AGM - Ownership - Goalkeepers + Arsecast 136 http://arseblog.net/2009/10/23/agm-ownership-goalkeepers-arsecast-136/ Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1442 I believe that this year the team will do it. When I say that, it is not to please you, it is because I am really convinced of it. This season we are ready to go for it in the Premier League, the Champions League and of course both the cups as well. Trophies are a long way away yet but we appear to be on the right track. At this stage of last season we had already lost to Fulham and Hull, Stoke, Villa and City were about to make November miserable and the 4-4 against Sp*rs was just around the corner. All the same we've only played 8 league games so it's a bit premature to be talking silverware just yet. The boss also spoke about the way the club is being run. Obviously we all know about our self-sustainable model, we've heard so much about it, but there's a definite sense with the appointment of Ivan Gazidis and his subsequent strengthening of the administrative staff that the club is in good shape. Wenger said:
    We are in the middle today of two different ways to see the development of the game. One is people with unlimited resources who do not care about balancing the budget and one, an attempt from the European Union to regulate that, control it, and get that out of the game. I believe that will happen and fortunately we are on line with the modern development of the European game and that is why I believe to keep a club strong is essential.
    It's going to be an enormous challenge for anyone to change the way football is run, especially in regard to the ownership thing. Chelsea and Man City have taken it to a whole new level in recent years but aren't their owners just doing exactly what Jack Walker did with Blackburn back in the 90s? He bankrolled the club with his own money, made signings that broke transfer records, and brought them success and the league title. Of course Walker was a Blackburn fan all his life and he put his own money into the club he loved. There's an obvious difference there between him and the Abramovich and Sheikh Yorbooty at Citeh but in terms of what they're doing it's exactly the same. You can be sure any attempts to make clubs live within their means will be seriously opposed because most of them don't and won't be able to. And that includes more than Chelsea and Man City. And the other danger is that if the moneybags owners are told they can only spend the income of the club, for example, it strikes me that it's just as easy for them to walk away leaving the clubs with massive debts that would, probably, end up bankrupting/destroying them completely. Much as I dislike certain teams it can't be good for football if that is a possibility so it's an area the EU are going to have to tread carefully in. Although the firesales could be nice. We'll see what happens but at the moment Arsenal's more sensible approach leaves us in good shape. On a football level he was asked about the crop of goalkeepers at the club and he believes they have the required quality. Of course he couldn't possibly give a different answer in such a public environment, and we know he wouldn't do that anyway. He's always fiercely protective of his players but you can't help but think the goalkeeping situation is one that will not exactly trouble him but give him pause for thought between now and January. The Almunia situation is strange. I don't think you need to be a genius to realise there's more to his absence than a chest infection and when Fabianski returns in the very near future it will be interesting to see what kind of pecking order emerges. One thing is certain - Almunia is clearly no longer the first choice keeper, a big turn-around from the beginning of the season. And with all due respect to Don Vito, who has performed admirably, can you expect to win major trophies with a rookie keeper? I'm still to be convinced by Fabianski and in general I can't help but think this is an area in which spending some money could improve us. Whether than happens in January or the summer remains to be seen but if our ambitions for this season are to be realised then I think we need to sort this out sooner rather than later. For whatever reason there's an absolute ton of transfer speculation about the place this morning. Firstly The Mirror links us with Belgian whizzkid Eden Hazard and also suggests we're looking at young French striker Sega Keita (I wonder do we have an eye on JVC Murphy). The Mail says we're after Spanish wonderkid Antoine Griezmann who plays for Real Sociedad while The Sun claims a £20m interest in Inter's Mario Balotelli as well as Ajax defender Gregory van der Wiel. It's only October as well. Imagine what it's going to be like when the transfer window gets closer and then actually opens. Mayhem! Some early team news ahead of the West Ham game on Sunday and it looks like Eduardo will return although Tomas Rosicky and Nicklas Bendtner remain 50-50. Nasri and Fabianski will most likely not be involved but the Carling Cup game against the Mugsmashers should see them work their way back to first team action. More on Sunday's game in the next couple of days. Right then, on to this week's Arsecast. On the show I'm joined by Tim Payton from the AST to talk about the AGM while Amy Lawrence also has some AGM obervations as well as thoughts on matters football, including the goalkeeping situation. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (19mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that's about that. Have yourselves a good Friday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/10/24/saturday-round-up-31/ Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1438 On Almunia's position at the club he said:
    I wouldn't say Manuel is no longer our automatic first choice. But Vito has come in and done well.
    He wouldn't say that Manuel is our first choice though either and I would be very, very surprised to see the Spaniard back in the side on Sunday. As I've mentioned before when it'll get really interesting is when Fabianski is back and fully fit. Then we'll probably see the pecking order emerge. Wenger rates Fabianski highly enough to have given him a new contract at the end of last season and if Mannone continues to play well then it's going to be tough for Almunia. But football is tough sometimes. The team news is that Eduardo returns but Tomas Rosicky misses out with a knee problem. Hopefully it's not related to the one that kept him out so long and I do think the club are going to be extra careful with him when it comes to knee issues, so fingers crossed they're just wrapping him in cotton wool a bit here. Nicklas Bendtner will have a fitness test and remains 50-50. Wenger expressed some sympathy for West Ham manager Gianfranco Zola ... 'until Sunday' and spoke about Matthew Upson. The former Arsenal man was 'impatient' when he was with us but did say he considered making a move for him, although didn't specify when. Aside from that not much else happening so just a little teaser - there's a great competition coming up on next week's blog. Details to be revealed on Monday but I'll just say it has something to do with the match next Saturday. Right, I'm going to go into town and eat breakfast. More on the West Ham tomorrow. Enjoy your Saturday.]]>
    1438 2009-10-24 09:00:02 2009-10-24 09:00:02 open open saturday-round-up-31 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    West Ham preview - Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/10/25/west-ham-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 25 Oct 2009 09:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1436 speaks to the Telegraph about his move to Arsenal. It turns out Arsenal sent head scout Steve Rowley to watch him playing for Ajax who at that time were playing him at left back. They lost both games, conceding ten goals in the process, but thankfully that didn't deter us. His goalscoring might just have taken the focus away from his aerial ability but it's clear that he likes a header, offensively and defensively. He says:
    I know I'm not tall but, if you speak to people at Ajax they'll tell you I was the best header there. They don't care about how big I am, whenever we were defending a corner I always had to take the tallest guy. I'm not that tall but you have to jump so that's how I try and compensate. I never trained for it. It's just timing, I guess.
    Looks like Wesley Snipes was wrong, white men can jump after all. Screw you, Wesley. There's a little bit of transfer speculation. The News of the World links us with 'the new Georgi Kinkladze', who turns out to be a 17 year old called Zhano Ananidze. What exactly do they mean by 'the new Georgi Kinkladze' though? As far as I can see all he has to do is rock up to a very average mid-table team, score one or two decent goals after flukey dribbles then disappear for the rest of the team. I could do that. The People says we're tracking West Ham's Valon Behrami. He's Swiss, apparently. Charlie George is in The Times with his Best and Worst. And that's about that. It's an interesting day of football today. Mugsmashers v United is bound to be interesting, lots of goals equally shared and a plethora of players punching each others faces in would be ideal, that's followed by us. So I'm going to prepare my chair, get some beers in the fridge and have at it. More tomorrow, have a good Sunday and come on you Goooooooners.]]>
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    West Ham 2-2 Arsenal : Sloppy Arsenal throw 2 points away http://arseblog.net/2009/10/26/west-ham-2-2-arsenal-sloppy-arsenal-throw-2-points-away/ Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1434 One thing I've noticed about this Arsenal team this season is how many of the goals we've conceded have come from individual errors. It's one thing being taken apart by nice football but when you're gifting the opposition goals then you're going to have problems. We've conceded 15 goals so far, I'd suggest 10 of those goals were totally avoidable and down to carelessness or mistakes on our part. And it was a mistake that let West Ham back in the game. They got a free kick on the right hand corner of our area. Diamanti curled it around the wall with his left foot and instead of pushing it around the post Vito Mannone sent it back across goal and Carlton Cole reacted first to head it home. It was poor goalkeeping and it goes back to something I said a couple of weeks ago. Young goalkeepers will make mistakes, there's nothing you can do about it, so I'm not really pointing the finger at him so much as the whole goalkeeping situation at the club. It's obvious Arsene doesn't want to play Almunia yet an Arsenal team hoping to win the title is not the place for a guy, barely into double figures in professional appearances, to be learning his trade. The importance of a good keeper cannot be underestimated. Put that free kick around the post or away from goal and West Ham would not have scored and we'd more than likely have won that game yesterday. The keeper's mistake gave them a chance and they took it. Fabianski is back for the Carling Cup game and he's got a big chance now to stake his claim as the number 1 at the club, at least until the transfer window opens. Credit to Mannone, he's done well enough given the circumstances, but he's far from ready for first team football at Arsenal. And as time goes on it looks more and more like we need to spend some money in this area. With the wind in their sails a bit West Ham pressed forward and looked for a penalty when Scott Parker went down in the box. The ref waved play on and replays showed Parker clearly dived. Without trying to open up that whole debate again if the ref decided it wasn't a penalty then it had to be a dive and Parker should have been booked. West Ham didn't have to wait long for another chance though. Carlton Cole had his back to goal, was going nowhere, Alex Song gave him a little kick on the ankle, not enough to knock an old woman down but quite enough to send a professional football tumbling, and Chris Foy gave the penalty. It was soft and generous, exactly the kind of penalty you get at home having had one appeal just turned down, but naive defending on our part. Just stand him up, don't give the ref a chance to make that decision. Diamanti lashed it home to make it 2-2. Only then did Arsenal stir. Scott Parker was sent off for a deliberate handball and Rob Green made a fantastic save from a Robin van Persie header but it was too little too late. Bendtner and Eduardo came on but we got what we deserved in the end, a single point from a game in which we should have taken three. Afterwards Arsene spoke about us having to learn to kill off games and there's no doubt there's an element of ruthlessness missing. We played that second half like the game was won and West Ham would be no trouble for us. The thing is, until 15 minutes from time, they weren't. But we have to learn that 2-0 is not a comfortable lead, especially when as a team you are capable of giving goals away as presents at any time. We had the quality to score more goals against a pretty poor West Ham side yesterday but it looked as if we didn't really want to. Get to 3-0 or 4-0, then you can amble about as much as you like because you're never going to be caught, but get to that position first. Arsene wasn't happy with the referee but I think it's somewhat churlish to blame him. Yes, the penalty was soft but at that point a penalty to West Ham shouldn't have mattered. And he might be better off looking at some of his own team who really didn't perform as well as they might have. Overall, while not the end of the world, the result was very frustrating and disappointing. We did move into third in the league, City, United and Sp*rs all dropped points, but we need to learn to turn the screw in games like this. When they drop points we need to take advantage. If we really want to win the league this season then we can't afford to let leads slip like we did yesterday. You just have to wonder how many times we need to be taught the same lesson before we actually learn it. Anyway, it's a bank holiday here in Ireland, so for now that'll have to do. I have to go drop Mrs Blogs into town as she's running the Dublin City Marathon today. It makes me tired even thinking about it but good luck, Mrs! And, as I mentioned last week, make sure you check back on the blog at around 1.30pm for details of a rather excellent competition which will be running all week.]]> 1434 2009-10-26 09:00:26 2009-10-26 09:00:26 open open west-ham-2-2-arsenal-sloppy-arsenal-throw-2-points-away publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Win tickets to Arsenal v Spurs thanks to Emirates Airline http://arseblog.net/2009/10/26/win-tickets-to-arsenal-v-spurs-thanks-to-emirates-airline/ Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1432 Emirates Airline, has not one, not two, but three pairs of Club Level tickets up for grabs exclusively to Arseblog readers.
    Entry is simple. All you have to do is answer the following question : Who scored Arsenal's winner at White Hart Lane in 1971 to clinch the league title? Was it: a) Charlie George b) Ray Kennedy c) George Armstrong Just email your answer to competition@arseblog.com before midnight on Thursday 29th and the winners will be announced on Friday morning's Arseblog. Emirates Airline has a great affinity with football and in addition to its sponsorship of Arsenal, is a proud sponsor of Hamburg, AC Milan, Olympiacos CFP and Paris Saint-Germain, as well as being an Official FIFA Partner. Emirates currently operates 98 return flights per week from the UK non-stop to Dubai offering convenient connections to an extensive global network stretching to over 100 destinations on six continents. For more information on Emirates’ sports portfolio, including tour packages to the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa, visit www.emirates.com/uk NB: Emirates is pleased to offer Arsenal fans very special fares to over 100 destinations worldwide. For more information and to book, visit www.emirates.com/arsenalmembers * Tickets will be available for collection on the day of the match. Please only enter the competition if you are able to go on Saturday. The prize is tickets only. No flights, train journeys, overnight accomodation or anything else. ]]>
    1432 2009-10-26 09:00:37 2009-10-26 09:00:37 open open win-tickets-to-arsenal-v-spurs-thanks-to-emirates-airline publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's all their fault http://arseblog.net/2009/10/27/its-all-their-fault/ Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1430 And God said, Let there be beer. And there was beer. And Arseblogger saw the beer, that it was good: and lo he did drink the beer. And while God was off inventing firmament for the earth and fowl to multiply, Arseblogger did invent the *boilk* and the *boilk* was bad and he could still taste last night's chips. You know, perhaps the bible might be taken a bit more seriously if the first book was not the book of Genesis. Who wants to read a book named after Phil Collins band? Nobody, that's who. At least we don't have a book of David Gray or the book of Wet Wet Wet, that would be really bad marketing. This morning is all about mea culpa. Not from me though. The things I've done must remain secret. It's better for all concerned. And I don't really regret them anyway. The Arsenal players though are feeling a bit 'ooopsy' about the game against West Ham on Sunday. Gael Clichy says:
    We know what we have done right and wrong. When you make a mistake or have a bad game that the best way to forget it is to play as soon as possible.
    I think he's confusing having a bad game of football with falling off a horse. In those circumstances yes, the best thing to do is get straight back on the horse, unless you're Christopher Reeve. In which case the best thing to do would have been to use a quad bike in the first place but that's easy to say with hindsight. In actual fact the best thing to do when you've had a bad game is to sit down, think about it, and then not do exactly what you did in loads of other games previously. Are our players addicted to falling off horses? I think we should be told. Then Andrei Arshavin revealed his displeasure, saying:
    Not only me, all the team are unhappy about it. We got what we deserved with our performance. We are very upset indeed. Such results do not add positive emotions to the players, the manager or our fans.
    No they do not. There are no positive emotions at all, really, although I do take some comfort in knowing that on my repeated trips to the kitchen to get beers during the game I probably covered more ground than Arshavin did against West Ham. That makes me feel kinda good about myself. And with the Russian very unlikely to be involved in tomorrow night's Carling Cup game he's already looking ahead to the game against Sp*rs, saying:
    For us this is the most important derby and we know it. I found out about the importance of these matches almost immediately after I signed for Arsenal.
    I'd say the indoctrination began straight away. There's a 6 hour course on 'Why you should hate Sp*rs' which is followed by 'An introduction to falling off a horse'. Anyway, that's the weekend and there's still the Mugsmashers to come before that so it can wait for the moment. The point is at least there's an acceptance amongst the players that they were sloppy and careless and threw away 2 points and I'm quite sure they'll never, ever, ever, do it again. Until next time. Not much else going on really. We don't have squad/team news for tomorrow's game. We should, however, see the return of Fabianski in goal, and the likes of Wilshere, Ramsey, Senderos, Sylvester, Gibbs and Vela should all play. We should also see the return of Samir Nasri and I wouldn't be surprised if we had Eduardo and Bendtner involved at some stage too. More on that tomorrow. Finally for today a quick point in the direction of this post which gives you all the details you need to win one of three pairs of tickets for this Saturday's game against Sp*rs. The competition is brought to you with thanks to Emirates Airline and the prize really is fantastic, so thanks to them. The winners will be announced on Friday. And please bear in mind before you enter that you have to be able to go the game on Saturday. And that's about that. Just a reminder that you can have Arseblog slammed into your box every morning by joining the Mailing List and you can follow Arseblog on Twitter if you like. I used to be very wary about people following me, especially across badly lit car parks when they wore shoes with metal tips on their heels, but I'm used to it now. Bacon time, laters.]]>
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    Mugsmashers Carling Cup preview - the kids are pushing http://arseblog.net/2009/10/28/mugsmashers-carling-cup-preview-the-kids-are-pushing/ Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1428 Pole position gag before I did), Samir Nasri is back for his first start since breaking his leg in pre-season training while Eduardo and Bendtner will return from their little knocks to get back to match sharpness. Unfortunately there's no Jack Wilshere who misses out with an ankle injury. The return of Nasri is a welcome one, although where exactly he's going to fit into this team remains to be seen. Personally I'd see him as part of the midfield three. With Song the holding midfielder you have Cesc + 1 and he can certainly do that job, as well as being part of the front three in one of the wide positions if necessary. However, Arsene says:
    Basically, I can play him where he is needed. I would say more in the defensive role, but because he can dribble he can play on the flanks. Nasri has pace and he can play in a role that is half a winger, a dropped winger who will come in sometimes, can go wide, so of course it has to be balanced maybe with a striker on the other side sometimes.
    Clear as mud, right? I've read that about 10 times now and I still don't really know what it means. I know we used him in a defensive midfield role last season but I'm not sure he's suited for it. He's a clever player with quick feet who can finish well and to me it's obvious we'd get the best out of him further up the pitch. It's down to him, however, to make a position his own and the quality he brings to midfield is no bad thing at all. Perhaps the manager's thinking regarding Nasri as part of the midfield three is being influenced by the development of Aaron Ramsey. The young Welshman is very much in the manager's thoughts, as he says:
    He is really pushing hard - and the other midfielders have a lot of work to keep him out of the side because he is getting very close.  He has made a big improvement compared to last year, when he still looked a little bit like a youth player, but now he looks like a [first-team] player.
    Ramsey will play tonight and get another chance to impress. I've got to agree with the boss, he really does look a much different player this season than last. Physically he looks much stronger, he's better on the ball and he's really got a chance to become a more regular part of the first team. With AW also singing the praises of Fran Merida, who should also play tonight, there's certainly going to be a serious amount of competition for places in the Arsenal midfield if the youngsters keep developing the way they have. There are perhaps one or two older players, and I mean 'older' relatively, who must know they haven't really taken the chances they've been given in the first team and who will be rather worried about the kind of progress Ramsey, in particular, is making. And rightly so. The manager also talks about Sanchez Watt pushing on to challenge the strikers at the club. Maybe there's an element of the manager talking up the young players to motivate them, perhaps there's an element of talking them up to let the more established players know they've got hungry youngsters looking to take their place - whatever his thinking it seems like a while since we've had this kind of situation at the club and competition for places is always a good thing. With a big, big game coming up at the weekend the Carling Cup is always fun to watch. While we all want the 'youngsters' to perform there's no real pressure, which is often reflected in the freedom of our performance. I'm looking forward to tonight. And that's really about that. For those of you who have been asking about the Arseblog iPhone app it is still being reviewed by Apple so hopefully we'll have some news on that in the next few days. I'll keep you updated. I've also been trying out the official Arsenal app which is pretty good, I have to say. There's the news feed from the official site in handy iPhone style, highlights of games which worked perfectly for me over wifi but were a bit temperamental over 3G as well as handy stuff like fixtures, the league table, ticketing info and galleries of pictures which can be saved as desktops etc (the goal clips are streamed though, you can't save them to the phone). Overall a success, I say. And finally a reminder about the Emirates Airline competition to win one of three pairs of club level tickets for Saturday's game against Sp*rs. If you haven't already entered, and it appears that most of you have, click here for all the details. Right then, I've got to see a man about some t-shirts. Have a good one, here's a smashing of the 'smashers tonight and I'll talk to you tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool : Arsenal's blend does the trick http://arseblog.net/2009/10/29/arsenal-2-1-liverpool-arsenals-blend-does-the-trick/ Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1425 Having had most of the play ourselves Liverpool came back into it. They had experience in their team too. Kuyt, Voronin and Babel began to get involved more and they equalised with a terrific goal from left back Insua. A dipping volley from outside the area which left Fabianski with no chance. Honours even at the break but five minutes into the second half we scored what turned out to be the winner. Nicklas Bendnter, who appeared the rest of the time to be playing in wellies, got the ball in their box, shifted it past Skrtel and lashed it home from close range with his left foot. As the game went on we suffered a bit in terms of tiredness/fitness and Liverpool pressed to try and take advantage. They probably should have scored when Kuyt fizzed one across goal but Babel didn't even get near it. They might have had a penalty on another night too when a shot hit Senderos on the arm but I think it would have been a fairly generous decision. In the end we took the ball into the corner, this team perhaps conscious of closing out a game, and victory was secured. Arsenalist has highlights. Afterwards Arsene said:
    I believe overall it was a game of top quality with two teams who really went for it. You had the quality of the passing, sometimes the ball was played through a very short space but at a high pace and overall you can say tonight we gave the people what they paid for and I'm very happy to say that and we had top quality in every position I must say.
    The stand-out performers on the night for me came from Arsenal's midfield. Debutant Eastmond can feel very pleased with his night's work, Fran Merida showed why Arsene so wanted to keep him. He's clever on the ball, works hard and his goal was first class. But top of the pile for me was Aaron Ramsey. I said yesterday there might be a player or two worried about his progress and if I were Abou Diaby I'd be very worried indeed. Ramsey was at the heart of everything we did. He worked hard, his passing was excellent (although he did get a bit tired in the last quarter of the game), and some of the stuff he did when surrounded by Liverpool players was fantastic. There was one move in particular in the first half when we went from our right back position to create a half chance in the Liverpool box which resulted in a corner and Ramsey's ability to find a pass in crowded midfield areas was just brilliant. He's still got a bit to learn obviously, he's still only 18, but it's clear to see why the manager says he's 'pushing hard' for a first team place. If he continues to progress like this then it won't be long before he's appearing regularly. Samir Nasri's return was great to see also. He got 90 minutes under his belt, which clearly cost him towards the end of the game, but it'll be vital to get that kind of match fitness. His quality on the ball gives our midfield/front three another option so fingers crossed he stays fit and doesn't pick up any residual niggles from his broken leg. At the back I thought the full backs were solid, Gibbs in particular had a good game, credit to Sylvester and Senderos whose experience at the back was crucial and Lukasz Fabianski had a solid return in goal. Despite the manager saying he would have no worries bringing Almunia back I expect the Pole to keep his place in nets for the North London derby on Saturday. The draw for the quarter-finals takes place at the weekend and there are potentially some tough opponents. Ourselves aside the other teams in the draw are Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Sp*rs, Blackburn, Portsmouth and Aston Villa. Obviously it'd be nice to avoid to the first four and probably Villa in the next round but whoever we get it's going to be another good challenge and learning experience for the lads. Onwards and upwards. Now with the Carling Cup out of the way, so to speak, we can begin to think about this weekend. None of the players who started against West Ham played last night, although I do wonder if some of those who played against Liverpool will have done enough to force themselves into the reckoning for the Sp*rs game. Plenty on that fixture to come in the next couple of days. Your final reminder then to win tickets to the game with thanks to Emirates Airline. You must get your entry in to the competition by midnight tonight and tomorrow the Randon Number Generator will do it's thing and choose the three lucky winners of pairs of Club Level tickets. Until then.]]>
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    Emirates Airline competition winners http://arseblog.net/2009/10/30/emirates-airline-competition-winners/ Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1421 I asked you: Who scored Arsenal's winner at White Hart Lane in 1971 to clinch the league title? Was it: a) Charlie George b) Ray Kennedy c) George Armstrong The answer was, of course, b) Ray Kennedy. There were thousands of correct answers - not to mention hundreds of incorrect ones - but only three winners. The Random Number Generator chose three numbers at random this morning. Those numbers corresponded to the emails in my inbox and the three winners are: Robin van Persie and Nicklas Bendtner1 - David Scott 2 - Samuel Baker 3 - Tom Downes Congratulations and I'll be in touch with you three this morning to arrange the details. Sincere thanks to everybody who entered, better luck next time! I have to also thank Emirates Airline for providing such a fantastic prize. Emirates Airline has a great affinity with football and in addition to its sponsorship of Arsenal, is a proud sponsor of Hamburg, AC Milan, Olympiacos CFP and Paris Saint-Germain, as well as being an Official FIFA Partner. Emirates currently operates 98 return flights per week from the UK non-stop to Dubai offering convenient connections to an extensive global network stretching to over 100 destinations on six continents. For more information on Emirates’ sports portfolio, including tour packages to the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa, visit www.emirates.com/uk NB: Emirates is pleased to offer Arsenal fans very special fares to over 100 destinations worldwide. For more information and to book, visit www.emirates.com/arsenalmembers]]> 1421 2009-10-30 09:00:34 2009-10-30 09:00:34 open open emirates-airline-competition-winners publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug More keeper woe + Arsecast 137 http://arseblog.net/2009/10/30/more-keeper-woe-arsecast-137/ Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1423 out for three weeks. Apparently he's got some kind of a thigh injury. Honestly, I think footballers are a bit too brittle these days. He looked fine on Wednesday and if he's got a problem let someone else take the kick-outs or give him a Juventus style injection to fix him. It means that the manager has got a big decision to make ahead of tomorrow's game. Does he continue with Mannone, whose inexperience is beginning to show as he plays more games, or does he bring back Almunia who he clearly had no intention of playing as he'd have been back in the team otherwise? The papers this morning suggest Almunia will return using quotes from Arsene to back that up. However, I'm not so sure. Those quotes were from the pre-Carling Cup press conference when he had every intention of playing Fabianski both in midweek and at the weekend. The Pole's absence has caused him the kind of headache he really didn't need and if I were a betting man I'd put money on Mannone continuing between the sticks. Of course if you're a betting man you'd put money on Almunia because whatever I bet on generally loses, but I just think if Almunia was in favour he'd have come back before now. Today's press conference will probably shed some more light on things but the goalkeeping situation at the club is verging on farcical now. Fabianski aside there don't appear to be any new injuries but maybe a butterfly will get too close to one of our players in training today and necessitate and four month absence. Full details on the squad in tomorrow's blog. Samir Nasri has spoken about his return from injury and I think the absence has made him a little bit mad. He says:
    I was very satisfied with my sensations. After five months without playing, I had appetite. I wanted to eat the pitch.
    Which kind of put me in mind of this (except in English). But maybe that's just me. He goes on to say:
    The boss asked me how I felt two or three times during the game against Liverpool. I had to make a sign if I felt the slightest muscular problem - but everything was all right. I thought that it would have been a little bit more difficult. We worked well with the physical assistant. Now, I need to play and play again.
    I don't really see him starting against Sp*rs tomorrow but he's certainly a good option to have on the bench - especially as Rosicky's 'few days' has been Rosickeyed right in the Rosicky. Another of Wednesday's performers, Fran Merida, reveals he wants to stay at the club and sign a new deal. His current contract runs out in the summer so we'd best get things moving there if we want him to stay. Cesc has been talking about winning things and winning them with a grandiose flourish. He says:
    I can never accept that we must change our style to win. Trophies are important, but so too is the style in which you play the game. I disagree with the argument that good football can’t win trophies. We are desperate to please the fans with success, but we also want to make them happy with the way we play.
    I don't really see how the two things have become so polarised, to be honest. There's nothing that says playing good football does not equal success. Like it or not United have played good football throughout the years on their way to various titles and trophies, we've done it too under Arsene Wenger. There is, of course, the whole 'win ugly' thing which we've shown we're capable of this season. Fulham away springs to mind when we played not very well and still got the three points. But there's nothing that says when you're 4-2 up against Sp*rs at home with a couple of minutes to go that hoofing the ball into the stand when it needs it isn't good football. To me that's excellent football. Sensible, intelligent, clever football. Trying to go score a goal you don't need and ending up drawing the game is not good football despite the fact you thought you were trying to play good football. 'Good' is entirely dependent on the circumstances of the particular game. There are all kinds of 'good', we just need to learn which 'good' is best applied in the position we find ourselves in. If you get me. As I said earlier there'll be more in tomorrow's blog about the Sp*rs game so for today that's your news for the moment. Now, all week I've been running the competition to win one of three pairs of club level tickets for the game with thanks to Emirates Airline. The winners will be announced this morning - but in a separate blog post at 10am. Just to keep things easy and less crowded on this post. So check back to see if the RNG has made you a winner. All that aside it's time for this week's Arsecast. On the show to discuss the week's football and a special Arsenal v Sp*rs project he's been involved in is GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog. There's Sylvester, Arsene Wenger Hawkins makes a return, there's an interview with an actual Sp*rs player and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (21mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. Enjoy your Friday, stand by for the competition winners.]]>
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    Arsenal v Spurs preview : Revenge http://arseblog.net/2009/10/31/arsenal-v-spurs-preview-revenge/ Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1419 He says he knows who'll play but was saying nothing. Asked if he was tempted to pick Almunia he said "I am always tempted to pick Almunia". To me this was no hint that the Spaniard would regain his place, it just deflected the question right back at the questioner. As I said yesterday I think Mannone will continue to get the nod. I could be wrong, but either way the absence of a real number 1 at the club though remains problematic and whoever plays today I hope they perform like one. The team pretty much picks itself. The only question remains over who will play in the third forward position. Eboue played there against West Ham but I think I might cry if he plays there tomorrow. His last outing in a North London derby was nothing short of a disaster and while he might offer some 'defensive balance' I'd prefer somebody with a bit of an attacking threat. Hopefully Bendnter's goal in midweek will have convinced the manager he's the man for the job and his aerial presence has famously undone Sp*rs before. The bench should be strong enough as well with Nasri, Eduardo, Ramsey, maybe Vela or Wilshere, alongside the number 2 keeper and the defensive options. The game, obviously, is massive. There's the small matter of the position of the teams in the league but more than that is the rivalry. Sp*rs players and their manager have been very vocal over the last few days about how they're catching us up, or have even caught us up. We need to teach them about hubris. Arsene Wenger says:
    When the game starts tomorrow at 12.45 it will be just down to the quality of the display no matter how much other psychological involvment is in the game.
    Which is true, to an extent, but there's always more to a big derby game than just the respective merits of both teams. There's more than just 3 points to be played for today, the teams know that, the managers know that and most of all the fans know that. 'Form goes out the window' in a derby, and it's true. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say that the 4-4 from last season still haunts me. I caught a clip of Lennon's equaliser yesterday - bizarrely in Wenger's interview with the official site - and it made me shudder. That was a game we should have won but we gifted them 2 points. They were on the ropes at that stage last season, that result sparked them into life and quite literally knocked the stuffing out of us. That game was a sucker punch which sent us reeling. It was a midweek game, that weekend we lost away at Stoke, then played out a turgid 0-0 at home in the Champions League with Fenerbache and although we rallied to beat United and the kids beat Wigan in the Carling Cup, we still hadn't fully recovered and lost two weeks running to Aston Villa and then Man City who took us apart at Eastlands. I'm almost positive none of that would have happened if we'd won the game against Sp*rs. Perhaps it exposed weaknesses that would have emerged but it was such an incredible, once in a lifetime occurence that it damaged the team, the fans faith in the team and the manager and made last season one of the least enjoyable I can ever remember. You just don't draw a game when you're 2 goals ahead in the 89th minute. Especially against them. We self-destructed that day and it cost us. We were out of the title race by the end of November. Not that I think last season's team was really a title contender but there's no doubt that game badly affected us on many levels. And from a fan's perspective it was utterly soul-destroying. This is why there's more to today's game than the respective quality of the teams. Desire and sheer will to win goes a long way in football and the Arsenal players, most of whom would have played in the corresponding fixture last season, have to go out there wanting to right that wrong. Yes, they want to win because it's the next game. Yes, they want to win because we're at home. Yes, they want to win because it's against the old enemy. But fuck me they should want to win because they want to exorcise the demons of the 4-4. They should want to win because last season hurt them as much as it hurt us. And when you look at your scars you know where they came from, who inflicted them, and you want revenge. You want payback and while what happened might have been our own fault, it's not us who should pay, is it? Most of all they should want to beat them because we are the Arsenal, and they ... well they're cunts, aren't they? See some of you there. COME ON YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOONERS.]]>
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    Arsenal 3-0 Sp*rs : Feet talk better than fat mouths http://arseblog.net/2009/11/01/arsenal-3-0-sprs-feet-talk-better-than-fat-mouths/ Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:19:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=805 Yesterday's game against Sp*rs raised so many questions for me. Having travelled that morning from Dublin knowing that Sp*rs were now stronger than us, I have to admit I was ever so worried. Robbie Keane surely wouldn't lie. Peter Crouch also had his tuppenceworth to throw in about the respective merits of both teams, suggesting that his was better than ours. He seems an amiable, honest chap. Why would he dissemble so? And then, sitting on the tube to Victoria, I read Harry Redknapp in the papers saying that Arsenal lacked the experience for games like this. And you know what? They were all right. Sp*rs were stronger than us when it came to making substitutions. Keane must have raced off the pitch quicker than Billy Whizz when his number came up. And Crouchy, if I may call him that, had it spot on. His team outshone ours in the whole 'The only plan we have is to hoof it to up the lanky cunt up front who will use his elbows and lean all over our defenders' thing. Credit where it's due. And as for ol' Twitchy himself, Arsenal did lack experience. The experience of being shit cunts who got turned over big time without Arsenal ever really having to play that well. If it's no trouble to them at all I would very much encourage more hubristic chatter before we play them again. It does make victory all the sweeter. There are some who might say there's little chance of a day which begins with two gin and tonics at 6am ending well. Those people would be wrong. Awake at 5am, on a flight, then a train from Gatwick having to listen to a crazy woman talking to a bloke who looked like Lee Bowyer crossed with an Orc, then to Holloway Road via the Armoury and in the pub by 10am for a breakfast pint of Guinness. It could only have been better if the pint of Guinness had bacon and sausage in it. Oooh, there's an idea. A real breakfast pint, eating and drinking. Folks arrived, the atmosphere built, some nervous, some quite confident that Sp*rs were going to take it all the way, songs being sung, copies of Two Halves being read having been brought to the pub by GilbertoSilver, the build up was fantastic. And inside the ground there was a real buzz. Lots of red and white and a corner of teeny-tiny white cocks. The game itself was odd, at first. Ref Clattenburg allowed David Bentley away with a deliberate handball and a very obvious foul in the first couple of minutes. Maybe on another day you might say the ref showed some common sense and didn't get his cards out too early, but that other day is for cunts. It was a North London derby and we wanted the pantomime villain booked. As it turned out Bentley trudged around the pitch forlornly trying to do something, anything, clearly not so much for the team as for himself. I laughed at the number of times he stood, hugging the touchline, his arm in the air like a desperate schoolboy who for once knows the answer to teacher's question, only to watch the ball messed around with or given away by his teamchums. Gomes made a fantastic save from Cesc. So fantastic I was almost on my feet to cheer the goal but it wasn't to be. Yet. Bendtner was replaced by Eduardo after picking up a groin injury. Arshavin pootered about the place not doing very much at all, the game was a bit flat, a bit one paced and at times we were careless and sloppy in possession. Players on their heels and not their toes, missing passes and it was a bit frustrating because we knew they were there for the taking if we stepped it up a bit. It was hard to see where the goal was going to come from. Then we got a throw on the right, it came back to Sagna who crossed it, Robin van Persie got ahead of Leadfooted King and poked it home to make it 1-0. Awesome. And I was still celebrating, and laughing, at Sp*rs when all of a sudden Cesc was clean through on goal and it was 2-0. The roar was primal. There was a man sitting behind me who was a guest of an Arsenal fan, a neutral observer in all this, and he seemed most amused at the way the second was being celebrated. Not that I care. I'd have lap-danced for him at that stage if he'd asked, such was my delirium. 2-0 to the Arsenal rocked around the Grove, the place was heaving. From going in at half-time 0-0 to being two up almost out of nowhere. I had to watch Match of the Day when I got home to see Cesc's goal properly and ol' Twitchy complained about the Arsenal goals saying 'There wasn't a good one between them'. I respectfully disagree. The first goal was marvellous, instinctive striking play, the kind of poacher's goal that would have pundits creaming themselves and telling Capello to take Michael Owen to the World Cup if he were capable of scoring that kind of goal these days. But the second. Well that was a fucking brilliant goal. What do I care if Agent Palacios gave us the ball back easily? Cesc took it, went past one man, skipped over Palacios's lunge, nutmegged Leadfoot King, brought it on and stuck it past Gomes at his near post. If that isn't a fucking good goal then I need to start watching netball instead. At 2-0 with this Arsenal team you can't ever be sure. Even against opposition as poor as West Ham or Sp*rs but nerves were settled early enough into the second half with the third. Apu-Apricoto took out Eduardo on our right hand side, the linesman flagged and everyone stopped thinking the ref would give the free kick. Instead he waved play on, Sagna reacted quickest, took it on, crossed towards Robin van Persie but it was meat and drink for the goalkeeper, except the goalkeeper turned out to be a vegetarian teetotaller and spat it back out into the path of Robin van Persie who put it away to make it 3-0 to the Arsenal. When you consider Eduardo should have had at least one, possibly two, it could have been even better. Wenger went absolutely mental when Eddie missed the second chance. As it trickled wide he took off his jacket, threw it on the ground, jumped up and down, his arms extended in pure 'What the fuck was that?' mode, but it was only because he wanted to turn the screw as much as we did. 3-0 is a decent win, 4-0 or 5-0 is a right slapping and who wouldn't have wanted to inflict that yesterday? Sp*rs only real moment of danger was when Bentley managed to produce one decent set-piece delivery but it was well saved by Almunia who looked assured and confident on his return to the team. And afterwards the consensus was that it had been easy. That for all their talk, all their bluster, Sp*rs were just ... well, they were just Sp*rs. For us it was another three points, we've dropped only two from our last 6 league league games, a temporary move into 2nd in the table although United's win in the evening put them back above us (we do have a game in hand), and it was a reminder to our neighbours that it's what happens on the pitch and not on the back pages that counts. As Arsene Wenger "Football is not about opinion. It’s about performance". And how can you argue with that? The pub afterwards, more songs, more pints, post-game euphoria which is what gets you through when you're sitting in Gatwick, as tired as a cunt, having another couple of gin and tonics to add symmetry to the day's proceedings. The tiredness doesn't matter when you've won 3-0, when you've had a great day out with great folk, when you realise that football, for all the frustration and vexation and disappointment it brings us at times, is probably the best thing in the world. Ever. Only because we are the Arsenal though. Reaction: Arsene Wenger, Robin van Persie.]]> 805 2009-11-01 07:19:55 2009-11-01 07:19:55 open open arsenal-3-0-sprs-feet-talk-better-than-fat-mouths publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last Arsenal 3-0 Sp*rs : Feet talk better than fat mouths http://arseblog.net/2009/11/01/arsenal-3-0-sprs-feet-talk-better-than-fat-mouths-2/ Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1415 ol' Twitchy himself, Arsenal did lack experience. The experience of being shit cunts who got turned over big time without Arsenal ever really having to play that well. If it's no trouble to them at all I would very much encourage more hubristic chatter before we play them again. It does make victory all the sweeter. There are some who might say there's little chance of a day which begins with two gin and tonics at 6am ending well. Those people would be wrong. Awake at 5am, on a flight, then a train from Gatwick having to listen to a crazy woman talking to a bloke who looked like Lee Bowyer crossed with an Orc, then to Holloway Road via the Armoury and in the pub by 10am for a breakfast pint of Guinness. It could only have been better if the pint of Guinness had bacon and sausage in it. Oooh, there's an idea. A real breakfast pint, eating and drinking. Folks arrived, the atmosphere built, some nervous, some quite confident that Sp*rs were going to take it all the way, songs being sung, copies of Two Halves being read having been brought to the pub by GilbertoSilver, the build up was fantastic. And inside the ground there was a real buzz. Lots of red and white and a corner of teeny-tiny white cocks. The game itself was odd, at first. Ref Clattenburg allowed David Bentley away with a deliberate handball and a very obvious foul in the first couple of minutes. Maybe on another day you might say the ref showed some common sense and didn't get his cards out too early, but that other day is for cunts. It was a North London derby and we wanted the pantomime villain booked. As it turned out Bentley trudged around the pitch forlornly trying to do something, anything, clearly not so much for the team as for himself. I laughed at the number of times he stood, hugging the touchline, his arm in the air like a desperate schoolboy who for once knows the answer to teacher's question, only to watch the ball messed around with or given away by his teamchums. Arsenal v Spurs -  October 31st 2009 Gomes made a fantastic save from Cesc. So fantastic I was almost on my feet to cheer the goal but it wasn't to be. Yet. Bendtner was replaced by Eduardo after picking up a groin injury. Arshavin pootered about the place not doing very much at all, the game was a bit flat, a bit one paced and at times we were careless and sloppy in possession. Players on their heels and not their toes, missing passes and it was a bit frustrating because we knew they were there for the taking if we stepped it up a bit. It was hard to see where the goal was going to come from. Then we got a throw on the right, it came back to Sagna who crossed it, Robin van Persie got ahead of Leadfooted King and poked it home to make it 1-0. Awesome. And I was still celebrating, and laughing, at Sp*rs when all of a sudden Cesc was clean through on goal and it was 2-0. The roar was primal. There was a man sitting behind me who was a guest of an Arsenal fan, a neutral observer in all this, and he seemed most amused at the way the second was being celebrated. Not that I care. I'd have lap-danced for him at that stage if he'd asked, such was my delirium. 2-0 to the Arsenal rocked around the Grove, the place was heaving. From going in at half-time 0-0 to being two up almost out of nowhere. I had to watch Match of the Day when I got home to see Cesc's goal properly and ol' Twitchy complained about the Arsenal goals saying 'There wasn't a good one between them'. I respectfully disagree. The first goal was marvellous, instinctive striking play, the kind of poacher's goal that would have pundits creaming themselves and telling Capello to take Michael Owen to the World Cup if he were capable of scoring that kind of goal these days. But the second. Well that was a fucking brilliant goal. What do I care if Agent Palacios gave us the ball back easily? Cesc took it, went past one man, skipped over Palacios's lunge, nutmegged Leadfoot King, brought it on and stuck it past Gomes at his near post. If that isn't a fucking good goal then I need to start watching netball instead. At 2-0 with this Arsenal team you can't ever be sure. Even against opposition as poor as West Ham or Sp*rs but nerves were settled early enough into the second half with the third. Apu-Apricoto took out Eduardo on our right hand side, the linesman flagged and everyone stopped thinking the ref would give the free kick. Instead he waved play on, Sagna reacted quickest, took it on, crossed towards Robin van Persie but it was meat and drink for the goalkeeper, except the goalkeeper turned out to be a vegetarian teetotaller and spat it back out into the path of Robin van Persie who put it away to make it 3-0 to the Arsenal. When you consider Eduardo should have had at least one, possibly two, it could have been even better. Wenger went absolutely mental when Eddie missed the second chance. As it trickled wide he took off his jacket, threw it on the ground, jumped up and down, his arms extended in pure 'What the fuck was that?' mode, but it was only because he wanted to turn the screw as much as we did. 3-0 is a decent win, 4-0 or 5-0 is a right slapping and who wouldn't have wanted to inflict that yesterday? Sp*rs only real moment of danger was when Bentley managed to produce one decent set-piece delivery but it was well saved by Almunia who looked assured and confident on his return to the team. And afterwards the consensus was that it had been easy. That for all their talk, all their bluster, Sp*rs were just ... well, they were just Sp*rs. For us it was another three points, we've dropped only two from our last 6 league league games, a temporary move into 2nd in the table although United's win in the evening put them back above us (we do have a game in hand), and it was a reminder to our neighbours that it's what happens on the pitch and not on the back pages that counts. As Arsene Wenger "Football is not about opinion. It’s about performance". And how can you argue with that? The pub afterwards, more songs, more pints, post-game euphoria which is what gets you through when you're sitting in Gatwick, as tired as a cunt, having another couple of gin and tonics to add symmetry to the day's proceedings. The tiredness doesn't matter when you've won 3-0, when you've had a great day out with great folk, when you realise that football, for all the frustration and vexation and disappointment it brings us at times, is probably the best thing in the world. Ever. Only because we are the Arsenal though. Reaction: Arsene Wenger, Robin van Persie.]]> 1415 2009-11-01 09:00:35 2009-11-01 09:00:35 open open arsenal-3-0-sprs-feet-talk-better-than-fat-mouths-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Van Persie enjoys the Sp*rs win like a real fan http://arseblog.net/2009/11/02/van-persie-enjoys-the-sprs-win-like-a-real-fan-2/ Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1413 write something nice about Arsenal. Amazing. I bet his scar was pulsing as he did. Meanwhile Robin van Persie has summed up things perfectly, saying:
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
    Marvelous. A bit like van Persie's form at the moment. Patrick Barclay writes about him in The Times and he's really growing into the central striker position. He started slowly, no goals in Arsenal's first 6 games. Now he's fot 8 in our last 9 and he's fast becoming accustomed the role many thought he wasn't really suited to. I suppose we should know better than to underestimate Arsene Wenger's ability to get the best out of a player in a forward position. Let's not forget he had to convince Thierry Henry he had what it takes to score goals at a time when established commentators on things Arsenal were just as convinced that Henry would never be a centre-forward. Van Persie is no Henry, he doesn't go at defences the same way, but the boss's comments about him being a bit of a mix of Henry and Bergkamp isn't too far off the mark. And what a mix that is. Let's hope he can keep it up and it's worth pointing out that everyone's favourite £25m summer signing who was lauded in the press as one of the best strikers in the world hasn't scored since he nodded that one in against us. The lanky bollocks. Robin himself makes headlines this mornings, not for his scoring or his recent form, but for the fact he's expressed a desire to play in the next round of the Carling Cup. Funnily enough it happens to be against Man City. On Saturday he said:
    What's the draw? Manchester City away? Nice. I want to play that one. If the boss decides to let me play, I'm happy. I'd love to play. We fancy winning that competition.
    Two guesses at why he'd be so up for this one. The defeat earlier in the season and the incident with Adebayor no doubt providing motivation. To be honest I don't think Arsene will involve him. Firstly because with Bendtner, Walcott and Vela all injured the manager won't want to risk his main man. And secondly, for all the maturity he's shown, there's a small part of me that just wouldn't put it past him to cunt Adebayor right up in the air and get himself a red card. Anyway, that game isn't till December so we'll see. I think I'm in love with this picture. I want it in large. So large I can wrap it around my house. Like house wallpaper. That'd be awesome. And I'd put a speech bubble coming out of Pat Rice's mouth that just said "Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!". Because that's what he's saying just before he turns to the Sp*rs fans and gives them the finger while thrusting his groin out at them. "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!" Not much else happening though. It's a good way to start the week though. The joy of Saturday still resonating, a nice home fixture in the Champions League to look forward to. I've had worse Monday mornings, it has to be said. Have a good one, more tomorrow.]]>
    1413 2009-11-02 09:00:37 2009-11-02 09:00:37 open open van-persie-enjoys-the-sprs-win-like-a-real-fan-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _wp_old_slug _edit_lock
    Van Persie enjoys the Sp*rs win like a real fan http://arseblog.net/2009/11/02/van-persie-enjoys-the-sprs-win-like-a-real-fan/ Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:51:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=802 write something nice about Arsenal. Amazing. I bet his scar was pulsing as he did. Meanwhile Robin van Persie has summed up things perfectly, saying:
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
    Marvelous. A bit like van Persie's form at the moment. Patrick Barclay writes about him in The Times and he's really growing into the central striker position. He started slowly, no goals in Arsenal's first 6 games. Now he's fot 8 in our last 9 and he's fast becoming accustomed the role many thought he wasn't really suited to. I suppose we should know better than to underestimate Arsene Wenger's ability to get the best out of a player in a forward position. Let's not forget he had to convince Thierry Henry he had what it takes to score goals at a time when established commentators on things Arsenal were just as convinced that Henry would never be a centre-forward. Van Persie is no Henry, he doesn't go at defences the same way, but the boss's comments about him being a bit of a mix of Henry and Bergkamp isn't too far off the mark. And what a mix that is. Let's hope he can keep it up and it's worth pointing out that everyone's favourite £25m summer signing who was lauded in the press as one of the best strikers in the world hasn't scored since he nodded that one in against us. The lanky bollocks. Robin himself makes headlines this mornings, not for his scoring or his recent form, but for the fact he's expressed a desire to play in the next round of the Carling Cup. Funnily enough it happens to be against Man City. On Saturday he said:
    What's the draw? Manchester City away? Nice. I want to play that one. If the boss decides to let me play, I'm happy. I'd love to play. We fancy winning that competition.
    Two guesses at why he'd be so up for this one. The defeat earlier in the season and the incident with Adebayor no doubt providing motivation. To be honest I don't think Arsene will involve him. Firstly because with Bendtner, Walcott and Vela all injured the manager won't want to risk his main man. And secondly, for all the maturity he's shown, there's a small part of me that just wouldn't put it past him to cunt Adebayor right up in the air and get himself a red card. Anyway, that game isn't till December so we'll see. I think I'm in love with this picture. I want it in large. So large I can wrap it around my house. Like house wallpaper. That'd be awesome. And I'd put a speech bubble coming out of Pat Rice's mouth that just said "Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!". Because that's what he's saying just before he turns to the Sp*rs fans and gives them the finger while thrusting his groin out at them. "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!" Not much else happening though. It's a good way to start the week though. The joy of Saturday still resonating, a nice home fixture in the Champions League to look forward to. I've had worse Monday mornings, it has to be said. Have a good one, more tomorrow.]]>
    802 2009-11-02 11:51:18 2009-11-02 11:51:18 open open van-persie-enjoys-the-sprs-win-like-a-real-fan publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last
    Van Persie - Arshavin - Kroenke http://arseblog.net/2009/11/03/van-persie-arshavin-kroenke/ Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1411 Robin van Persie will lead the line again and after two goals against Sp*rs the manager seems to think 25 goals for the season is an achievable target for him. He says:
    I don’t want to set targets but why not? If you look at the chances he has had since the start of the season you cannot say he won’t reach 25 goals. Robin has taken much more responsibility because he is up front. He has committed himself to the club for a long period and he is at an age, 26, where a footballer becomes really efficient, mature and wants to win things.
    It's not hard to see the connection between his improvement in terms of scoring goals and the fact that he's, you know, not crippled on a near constant basis. I always felt he was a bit unlucky with his injuries. He wasn't a Michael Owen, for example, whose hamstrings were made of frayed rubber bands. He seemed to pick up a lot of reasonably serious injuries through impact. There was the knee when he played for Holland and he landed funny, the metatarsal after scoring against United, and on top of that a lack of patience which saw him come back a couple of times too early and suffer setbacks as a consequence. He was fit for the majority of last season and he had his best ever return. If he stays fit again for the bulk of this term then there's no reason why he can't do better. It's clear now he's getting used to the new role he's been asked to play, he says himself he's found a balance which allows him to be more efficient, and while Match of the Day spend their time asking which of Torres, Rooney or Drogba is the best striker in the Premier League, I'm quite content to watch Robin bang the goals in without the hype. He's got to ensure that the efficiency he's found lasts the duration of the season but to me there's no doubt he's got the potential to become the kind of goalscorer a top club needs. Meanwhile Andrei Arshavin says that the win over Sp*rs shows Arsenal have put the blip of West Ham behind them. He says:
    What I liked in this game is that at half-time were were sure we could end as winners. We were not nervous. There was a sense that the opponents couldn't equalise and that we wouldn't lose our lead.
    Quite why there wasn't that sense at Upton Park is something you'd have to ask the little Russian. I have to say I was a bit disappointed with him on Saturday. He seems to be off the pace in recent games and perhaps we could expect a little more from him. When I saw him last in the flesh against Boro last season he was so fascinating to watch. He communicated, told players where to put the ball, where to go to receive it, and generally put in a good shift. Against Sp*rs there wasn't much of that, if any at all. I know he's the kind of player who can give you something out of nothing, and I'm not criticising here, merely observing, but perhaps there's just a bit too much nothing at the moment and not enough something. Maybe he's carrying a bit of a knock, which would explain things a bit, but there's also the sense that fitness is not exactly his strong point and that's an area he could improve. Anyway, hopefully it's just a little bit of a lull and things will pick up as the season progresses. He might be just pacing himself so he can last till May. What with his fitness and that. Kieran Gibbs, rather prematurely tipped for England by Arsene Wenger I thought, has spoken about that and how nice to see a footballer with his head screwed firmly on his shoulders. He says he can't even begin to think about England until he does more for Arsenal. Refreshing and intelligent. Maybe it's the intelligence that's refreshing. It's why Almunia's repeated comments about playing for England never really sat right with me. It was all newspaper hype really and he should have just concentrated on doing well for Arsenal instead of getting sucked into tripe like that. Stan Kroenke has had his chequebook out again. The American has bought another 427 shares taking his overall shareholding to 29.6%, edging ever closer to that mythical 29.9% which would require him to make an offer for all the shares. On the new purchase the Arsenal Supporters Trust say:
    The AST’s own assessment of today’s development is that a takeover is not imminent and that today’s purchase is the consolidation of an existing position.
    And I'd agree with that although you have to think the closer he gets to the 29.9% the more likely it is that something will happen. But just because he has that shareholding doesn't mean others are under any obligation to sell to him, so unless there's some serious dialogue going on behind the scenes about willingness to sell to Kroenke I can't see any takeover happening in the near future. In other news Emmanuel Eboue says he'd play for PSG if they made an offer for him next summer while Abou Diaby talks Champions League. Arsenal reserves lost their first game of the season, a 2-0 'home' defeat by Portsmouth. And that's that. A full preview of the game against AZ tomorrow, any breaking team news during the day will probably be Twittered, if that's your thing. Have a good one.]]>
    1411 2009-11-03 09:00:29 2009-11-03 09:00:29 open open van-persie-arshavin-kroenke publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    AZ preview - Clichy blow, Diaby's work rate and more http://arseblog.net/2009/11/04/az-preview-clichy-blow-diabys-work-rate-and-more/ Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1409 We have to show that we can go into the game with the same seriousness that we have done on Saturday. There are a lot of things that we have still to accomplish. It is all in front of us. We have to show that we can focus every three days, that we can play for each other every three days all along the season, also that we can prepare every game with the same kind of conscientious attitude and that we can win. Splendid, can't argue with that at all. The team news is so-so. While happily Tomas Rosicky returns, not to start but to the bench at least, there's bad news for Nicklas Bendnter who is 'seriously' injured according to the boss. Whether or not he needs surgery remains to be seen but he's going to be out for at least 4 weeks. It is a bit of a blow because Bendtner provides a measure of physicality and workrate in the forward three that helps balance that of, say, Arshavin who is polly-pocket sized and doesn't necessarily get involved in the defensive side of things. It'll be interesting to see who he plays there tonight. I know he's gone with Eboue before but with Eduardo fit and needing a game or two, and Nasri back in the frame, I'd hope he'd go with the more positive option. There was also bad news for Gael Clichy who has a stress fracture of his back. I think that probably means a vertebrae rather than his spine but like Bendtner he's facing up to two months on the sidelines. You have to say though that if there was one area of the back four where we could probably cope with an injury best it's at left full. Kieran Gibbs will replace Clichy and after that the manager has spoken about Armand Traore as back-up. Our almost identikit left backs save the day. It's a big chance for Gibbs though, the manager says:
    I have no doubt about his quality and I have said that many times. There is suddenly a huge stress on Gibbs to play in every game. Capello and England will be happy because they want him to play but it is still a shame for us to lose Clichy.
    Again with the Capello thing. To be perfectly frank I couldn't care less if Capello wanted a trumpet playing elephant called Hamilton who starred in an animation short that I saw when I was a kid and have never been able to find again. And it really shouldn't be of any great interest to Arsene either. I think saying stuff like that puts pressure on Gibbs that he probably doesn't need. Maybe it's motivational, I dunno, perhaps I shouldn't second guess Wenger's ability to say the right thing to get the best out of his player, but let's hope the young man just gets his head down and plays well. Arsene also said he's a bit like Ashley Cole. Let's hope it's in his football ability and not the fact that he's a swerving off the road, money hungry, odious little cunt. Meanwhile Abou Diaby reckons he's stronger and more focussed this season while Arsene Wenger lauds him for being very strong in the challenge, good in the air, having a high work rate and giving us good balance in midfield. I was wondering about Wenger's comments in particular when I watched the press conference yesterday as they confused me. Then I realised Diaby was alongside him, heh. I don't think it's unfair to suggest that Diaby, having been given a run of games in his favourite central midfield position, has still to convince a lot of people that he's got what it takes. If his effort on Saturday against Sp*rs showed his 'high work rate' then it's very worrying indeed. We know he did extra training in the summer so he would be ready to grab his opportunity when it came, and while he's had some decent performances I don't think he's done enough to make himself indespensible by any means. If he really wants to to make it at Arsenal he needs to step it up, and quickly. In a quick look at other news Fran Merida's agent, Joseba Diaz (you might remember him from such other young Catalan players as Cesc Fabregas), says Fran has an illness for Atletico Madrid. I assume he means some kind of vomiting bug every time he sees them play as they're so awful this season, but he hints that the young man would be tempted by a move back to Spain. And finally I'm on the other side of the mic for the ArsenalFCblog podcast, if that's your bag. Right then, here's to a good old thrashing of AZ tonight. A night when Oles can ring out after we score goal number 9 and not when we're 1-0 up and which then cause us to concede a late equaliser. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1409 2009-11-04 09:00:19 2009-11-04 09:00:19 open open az-preview-clichy-blow-diabys-work-rate-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 4-1 AZ Alkmaar : More goals at the Grove ... http://arseblog.net/2009/11/05/arsenal-4-1-az-alkmaar-more-goals-at-the-grove-2/ Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1406 Picking up the ball in the centre of the pitch Andrei Arshavin played a fantastic ball down the middle for Samir Nasri. He took it on, wiggled his hips like some kind of footballing Elvis, putting the nearest AZ defender flat on his arse. He took it on a bit more, held off the challenges, and fnished adroitly into the bottom corner. It was his first goal of the season and his presence in the team in the future is important. Both he and Rosicky have the ability to drive forward quickly in midfield, to beat a defender with skill and pace, where other midfield options might look for a more simple or conservative pass. It allows us to break down teams who are well organised defensively, like AZ obviously set out to be last night. So 2-0 at half-time and given how quickly the third goal came in the second half you might go so far as to say that the team has learned the lesson of West Ham. Against Sp*rs we got the third to calm the nerves, last night wasn't nervy but the goal was important just to confirm Arsenal's superiority and to ensure the visitors didn't get any smart ideas about sneaking one and making us all a bit jumpy. Again Arshavin was the architect, playing in Cesc who gave the keeper the far post eyes before slamming it home high at the near side. A fantastic goal from a truly fantastic player. He's got 8 goals already this season, a brilliant return for a midfielder, and if this new formation suits anyone, it's him. He can make goals, he can score goals, and there was a moment in the first half when he rose highest at the back post to a head a Kieran Gibbs header over that illustrated just how much he's enjoying his football right now. With the game won at that stage the manager was able to take off van Persie and Cesc, replacing them with Eduardo and Ramsey. AZ got forward a bit and Pellé brought out a fantastic save from Manuel Almunia who pushed his close range volley onto the bar. The goal of the night was to follow though. We brought it out of defence, played to Eduardo whose backheel from just inside our half set Andrei Arshavin free. He took it on, played a pass I thought at first was a bit heavy for Abou Diaby, but the big man loves a goal. He stuck one of those long legs out to control it and then sidefooted it past the keeper to make it 4-0. That's his 4th goal of the season and it made for a hat-trick of assists for Arshavin. Arshavin was replaced by Rosicky who slotted into the system flawlessly. With Arsenal claiming a penalty for handball at one end, the Dutch went up the other and scored. Perhaps a bit of defensive naivety from Kieran Gibbs but Almunia's copybook was somewhat blotted when their player drilled it home at his near post. It looked as if he was moving to his right, anticipating a cross to free AZ players on that side, but at 4-1 it didn't really matter. Afterwards an ebullient Arsene Wenger declared the performance 'brilliant', saying:
    We dominated our subject technically, tactically and overall we felt never under threat. We played with the needed confidence, technically astute, overall very happy. It's important to keep that attitude to progress, to improve and to play for each other even more. Then we can believe in our future.
    While just to keep feet on the ground, Cesc said:
    It's just the beginning of the season, nothing is done, we want to keep going until the end. I'll feel it is something special when we win something. We want to win and if we win something at the end we will say we had a good year.
    Wise words, indeed. Performances like last night are marvelous fun but ultimately just a very small part of the bigger picture. We can enjoy them as much as we like but for the players it's important to realise that you don't get trophies for nice football and impressive performances. It's a reminder from the captain that there's a long way to go yet and a lot of work still to be done. Impressive stuff from the young man who appears to be growing into the role as the natural leader of this team. He's never going to be one of those shouting, in your face, captains, but you can see from his performances how focussed he is and that will transmit itself to the rest of the players. Leading by example, you might say. Qualification remains unconfirmed due to other results but we just need one point from our last two games to go through, a win against Standard Liege in the next game will ensure we top the group. So, another fantastic home performance and our form at the Grove is something a bit special this season. We've played 10, won 10 and scored 33 goals in the process. It's becoming something of a fortress, maybe for the first time since we moved from Highbury, and nobody is going to fancy playing us there. There are those who criticise, saying we have the most expensive seats in football, but it's hard to argue we're not providing value for money at home this season. Next up, Wolves in the league. More to come on that in the next couple of days. Have a good one. Quick update: Stan Kroenke now owns 29.9% of Arsenal - http://tinyurl.com/yz2fol3 . 200 shares purchased, 100 of which came from Chairman PHW. Any further share purchases would require him to make a bid for the whole club. Interesting.]]>
    1406 2009-11-05 09:00:16 2009-11-05 09:00:16 open open arsenal-4-1-az-alkmaar-more-goals-at-the-grove-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Takeover, takeunders, pre-Wolves chat + Arsecast 138 http://arseblog.net/2009/11/06/takeover-takeunders-pre-wolves-chat-arsecast-138/ Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1402 At the moment, no I am not tempted to rotate. I do not like to rotate too much in central defence because we are in a position where they have a good understanding and every point is vital so it's not worth to take a gamble if I'm not forced to do it. Carling Cup aside they've played every other game this season but when you're in good form and you're winning you don't feel tired. It's an important game tomorrow. With Chelsea and United playing on Sunday there's the chance to pick up points on whoever drops them and the chance to put a bit of pressure on them with a Saturday win. More on that tomorrow. Arsene also confirmed the club have agreed a new deal with Fran Merida but he hasn't signed it yet. He criticised some clubs who were trying to destabilise the player behind our backs, obviously Atletico Madrid, but it's obviously a big decision for the young man. Does he stay with Arsenal and fight for a first team place or does he go back home to Spain with, more than likely, more probability of first team football? With only one Carling Cup game under his belt this season you can understand why he's taking his time. The boss says he wouldn't swap Robin van Persie for anyone, saying he's the perfect striker for the system we play. I wonder if he'd swap him for a robot who had state of the art projector with every single film and TV show ever made in his memory banks so if you felt like watching something you just told him and he'd play it. That would be tempting. He mentions Drogba. I'd swap van Persie for Drogba but only if I was in a hot-air balloon and I could throw him over the side after slide-tackling him at very close range wearing steel capped Doc Marten's. The monstery cunt. And that'll be about that so it's time for this week's Arsecast. Joining me to discuss the hilarity of Sp*rs, the fun of AZ and the wonder of Cesc is the man from East Lower. Also on the show, vintage news, Talkshite radio and Silent Stan reveals why he keeps himself so quiet. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio There you go, have at it. More tomorrow.]]> 1402 2009-11-06 09:00:09 2009-11-06 09:00:09 open open takeover-takeunders-pre-wolves-chat-arsecast-138 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure Stats on Monday http://arseblog.net/2009/11/07/stats-on-monday/ Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1357 08-09: W2, L3 - 6 out of 15 points 07-08: W2, D1 - 7 out of 9 points 06-07: W1, D1, L3 - 4 out of 15 points 05-06: W3, 9 out of 9 points 04-05: W1, D2, L1 - 5 out of 12 points 03-04: W3, D1 - 10 points out of 12 (Champions) 02-03: W5 - 15 out of 15 points 01-02: W1, D1, L1 - 4 out of 9 points (Champions) 00-01: W3, D1 - 10 out of 12 points 99-00: W3 - 9 out of 9 points 98-99: W1, D2, L1 - 5 out of 12 points 97-98: W1, L3 - 3 out of 12 points (Champions) 96-97: W3, D1 - 10 out of 12 points So there you go. What conclusions you can draw from those stats? Well, in 05-06, 02-03 and 99-00 we won every game in November but still didn't win the league. In 03-04 we dropped 2 points, in 01-02 we dropped 5 and in 97-98 we dropped 9 and ended up champions. That said last season we dropped 9 as well and hobbled into 4th. So while a bad November can be fatal it's not always the case and a good November can mean a poor run later in the season when dropping points means you've got no time to make them up again. I think the bottom line is that losing games is a shit idea whenever you do it so we should just stop losing games. Football management is easy. Not much else going on really apart from Robin van Persie's horse placenta doctor has done a runner over tax problems, apparently. Yeah right. I bet she gives the players a bit of the old general anaesthetic then lashes out a kidney which she sells to rich people waiting for transplants. Or really rich cannibals. Wouldn't that be awesome? Some idle transfer speculation? Go on then. 'Reports in Italy' suggest we're after Sampdoria striker Giampolo Pazzini. He's a striker and he plays for Sampdoria. Which is in Italy. Don't they play in that stadium with the red brick thingy? I always liked that stadium. Beyond that not much else, it's a quiet start to the week really, but there's plenty to keep us amused as it progresses. Also, check back after lunch today for a new post with a chance to win a pair of tickets for the Chelsea game this Sunday. Not too shabby, eh? Laters.]]> 1357 2009-11-07 09:00:29 2009-11-07 09:00:29 open open stats-on-monday publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Wolves preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/11/07/wolves-preview-saturday-round-up-2/ Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1398 Manuel Almunia is back in pole position. Or, he would be if Arsenal was a Forumula 1 team and he'd just come fastest in qualifying, but you know what I mean. A mixture of a chest infection, family tragedy and just plain old poor form meant his start to the season was a bit all over the shop, but it seems as if the manager is ready to put his faith in him again. Arsene says:
    It gave him a good breather. For goalkeepers in general, the confidence is very important. Goalkeeper is a position that is guided by fear more than any other. You have only negative stress. A striker has a positive stress. He thinks, 'I can be a hero', but the goalkeeper thinks, 'I don't want to be a villain today'.
    And the way he was playing there's no question that Almunia saw himself in black and white, twiddling his overgrown 'tache while cackling to himself and tying a young damsel to the railway tracks. If his return brings about more solidity, both in terms of his performances and the experience he brings to the team, then great. You still can't help but think that the keeper issue is one the boss needs to make decisions on in the near future. The Mail links us with Lyon keeper Hugo Lloris, an anagram of which is 'Hull Orgies' and that makes me think of Phil Brown and a coven of Kerry Katona looking women and it's put me right off that keeper, let me tell you. As well as that, I think our kit has to take some of the blame. How can Almunia, or any of the others, feel like a confident non-villain if he's being asked to wear that horrible all grey thing? It's so ... insipid, isn't it? Get the goalie in a traditional all green number, he'll play better. It's a scientific fact. Cesc has warned against complacency today at Wolves. The captain says:
    I am warning against complacency today at Wolves. We will have to be at our best as usual because today there are no small teams in the Premier League, everyone makes it difficult if you are not up for it, so we will have to be motivated to beat them. And, above all, we must not be complacent. There is no room for complacency today. If we were a restaurant and complacency turned up with a rather attractive companion looking for a table I would have to say 'Sorry, we have no room for your kind, Sir', which may force him to take a case with the discrimination tribunal but that's just the way it has to be.
    It's a big chance to put pressure on United and Chelsea who tomorrow will play out a 3-3 draw with 3 red cards, a number of serious injuries and a shocking incident in which Didier Drogba punches the ref in the throat whilst calling him a 'hearty bastard'. Something to look forward to. Wolves manager Mick McCarthy says Arsenal will be 'quaking in their boots', heh. Tongue in cheek it might be but we'd do well to remember last November playing a recently promoted side away from home. And I think Wolves have got a long throw bloke as well. I could be wrong though. In terms of the team I don't see it being that different to the one on Wednesday, Sagna back for Eboue, maybe a bit of rotation with Eduardo and Rosicky starting, but you have to think we've got enough to win this one given the form we're in. In other news Arsene says Fran Merida signing a new deal for us would be 'massive'. Personally I think it would be either 'capital' or 'epic' but I can live with massive. Alisher Usmanov has called on Stan Kroenke to make clear his intentions, knowing fine well that no such clarification will be forthcoming on the back of such callings. I suppose he just wants people to know that he too owns a big chunk of Arsenal. We haven't forgotten you, Jabba, don't worry. We're just hoping you fall off a cliff or have a stroke or fall of a cliff while having a stroke. And if, when you fell off the cliff, you could fix it so you land on top of Phil Collins who is sunbathing below then that would be massive or capital or epic. Alex Song talks about how important family is to him. He's only 22 but he's got 2 kids already and he comes from a family of 473 brothers and 900 sisters. Or something. They must need a really big table on Christmas day. Blackpool boss Ian Holloway has been singing the praises of on-loan youngster Jay Emmanuel 'Emmanuel' Thomas. Which is nice to hear, I suppose. He is, of course, as mad as a box of badgers but entertainingly so for the most part. And that'll have to do. Late kick off this evening, fingers crossed for the three points, talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    1398 2009-11-07 09:00:58 2009-11-07 09:00:58 open open wolves-preview-saturday-round-up-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wolves 1-4 Arsenal : Good fortune comes with good form http://arseblog.net/2009/11/08/wolves-1-4-arsenal-good-fortune-comes-with-good-form/ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1396 There was definitely an element of good fortune to Arsenal's first two goals but perhaps the best thing to happen on the night was the injury to Diaby. And I mean that in the sense that it meant Song came on, Ramsey was free to play alongside Cesc, and we immediately looked much better. Obviously I hope Diaby's not injured in any serious way but the difference when Song came on was so obvious the manager can't be blind to it. We went ahead through a corner from our left. At first it looked as if Eduardo had poached one in typical Eduardo style but it was an own goal from Wolves defender Ronald Zubar who really has an excellent name. The second also looked like a piece of classy finishing from Eduardo but I think it's one for the dubious goals committee. We caught them high up the pitch, Ramsey and Eduardo were 2 on 1 against the Wolves defender, Ramsey's pass was a little short and I think Eduardo was trying to chip it back over the defender for Ramsey to score. Instead it hit Craddock on the head and looped into the top corner. It was very nice to look at but I think it was another own goal. There was nothing lucky about the third though. A sweeping move saw Bacary Sagna out on our right hand side, he crossed it into the box and Robin van Persie touched it into the path of the oncoming Cesc Fabregas who finished at the near post to make it 3-0. Sagna has perhaps responded to Eboue being considered a better attacker than him by upping his game in that area. His final ball is a lot more threatening than it was but you really won't see a better first touch than than van Persie's all season long. With his wrong foot he just killed the pace on the ball, Cesc didn't even have to break his stride to score. Sublime football and 3-0 to Arsenal at half time. With the game essentially dead and buried the second half was a bit dull. I remember a decent chance for Eduardo, Rosicky put one over when he came on, Aaron Ramsey shot just wide late in the half, and our goal came from Andrei Arshavin. At first I thought we'd gotten lucky again, at first view it looked as if the defender had kicked the ball off the Russian and it had gone in. The replays showed he was quickest to react after the keeper's poor punch from our corner. If you want to nitpick at all you might point to the fact that their late goal is another clean sheet gone begging. The normally faultless Thomas Vermaelen showed he's human after all when he let Craddock get away from him and the header into the top corner was pretty much unstoppable. Arsene said he's not that worried about the goals we're conceding because if you look at the stats we've had the fewest shots taken against us. Maybe the worry is we're just much better at conceding than anyone else. As I said though it seems a bit nit-picky when you score four away from home, but you're not always going to score four. Afterwards Cesc said:
    It was disappointing to concede from a set-piece like that. They played well. We were not at our best but still managed to score four.
    While Arsene had this to say:
    We have a style where everyone goes forward. You cannot have everything in football, but I believe we have a good balance between offense and defence, and as long as we score as many goals as we do, we can accept that. We are in a strong position because we have a game in hand. Let’s keep strength in our belief, keep humility, and enjoy our game
    The win puts us in second place in the table. It might just be temporary. In fact, I hope it is just temporary. If United get anything from today's game against Chelsea then they'll go above us and the ideal outcome of today's game is a draw. Even with a game in hand we don't want Chelsea going 5 points clear. Of course now we're into an Interlull which really is a pain. The way we're playing at the moment you just want the next game to come, even if it is November, traditionally a difficult month for us. There's not much we can do about though beyond hoping for injury free international outings for our lads and that we can pick things up where we left off when we come back. And that's about that. There's nothing of any great interest in the tabloids this morning so it's breakfast time. Have a good Sunday, here's to a cracking and destructive draw between Cunts and Cunts this afternoon, more tomorrow.]]>
    1396 2009-11-08 09:00:18 2009-11-08 09:00:18 open open wolves-1-4-arsenal-good-fortune-comes-with-good-form publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull : It returns but Cesc is way cool http://arseblog.net/2009/11/09/interlull-it-returns-but-cesc-is-way-cool/ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1394 epic battle complete and utter snoozefest between Chelsea and United saw the home side win through a goal that shouldn't have been allowed. It also saw Didier Drogba take his acting to a new level. I have to admit I've never seen the 'shot between the eyes resulting in some post-mortem leg twitching' one before. All credit to him for that, the hideous Predator® looking cunt. It looked as if it was John Terry who got the goal for Chelsea and as the ball crossed the line he celebrated the ball crossing the line because he knew the game was a wrap and when you score a goal like that it's not to be sniffed at. Reminded me a bit of Charlie. Charlie Chaplin, the way he celebrated. I believe he went out last night and had a few drinks in London's hottest new Colombian nightspot - EscoBar. The point is that we remain in second place, five points behind Terry's men but with a game in hand. We can only hope they blow the lead and it'd be a big deal if they did. Fingers crossed, nostrils closed for that one. Lots of the papers this morning talking about us scoring 100 goals in the league and being the first team to do so since some no-marks back in the 60s. They also ignore the fact that no-mark FC had 42 games to score their goals in and not the 38 now. We'd be wise to ignore this kind of crap, there's a bit of hype starting already and frankly I think I prefer it when they don't expect much of us. Cesc, who must have taken an Open University course in 'How to keep your feet on the ground', says:
    There will be a time when we cannot score goals and everyone will say we are crazy. We have to be ready because one day it will not happen like that. It is in that moment where we have to be strong.
    Exactly right. It'll only take a couple of results where we don't have a 5-a-side score before someone starts saying we're brittle, we lack quality, the start of the season was a fluke, we're no good at Lego, our singing voices are shrill and reedy and we are poor cooks whose pasta sauces lack imagination. We shouldn't fall for the hype when it's positive, nor should we let the inevitable barrage of criticism worry us too much either. Cesc goes on to talk about his own form. You'd think he'd be kinda pleased, what with playing really well and scoring lots of goals but if the Open University course in 'How to keep your feet on the ground' has taught him one thing it's how to keep his feet on the ground. He says:
    Because I am scoring it looks like I am playing better, but I don't look at it like this. Maybe in other years I was getting in the same position but I wasn't scoring. I don't think I was at my best against Wolves but because I scored a goal it looks different. I know how to measure my performance and what I have to improve on.
    Improve, you say? Yes please. I'll have a bit of that. 9 goals and 11 assists already this season. If he can do better then I'm all for it. Not that I'm unhappy with his contribution to date, you understand. I'm just greedy. Perhaps I need to go to the Open University. Or, at least, sit in front of the BBC2 at 1.30am with a notepad and a pencil. Do they still have it on BBC2? Anyway, the point is Cesc is awesome and he wants to be even awesomer and I shall not, nay, will not, argue against that. Of course now we're into yet another Interlull. FIFA really ought to decide who goes to the World Cup with a Boggle championships or a Monopoly tournament over one night. It'd save us all from the tedium of an Interlull. And not content with making some teams engage in their WC play-off matches they have sanctioned a shit-load of friendlies. So not only do we have to worry about the players taking part in the play-offs, we have to worry about all the rest of them too. If I ever became Supreme Dictator of the Whole Entire Cosmos Apart from The Faroe Islands Because What Would I Want With Them Anyway, I would have just one Interlull, the same duration as now, in which all matches had to be played. The entire qualification in one 14 day period. And you could only choose a player once, so if he played in the first match then he returned to his club for lazing about and being fanned with giant palm leaves. It'd make international football more interesting though, wouldn't it? At this stage Ireland v France on Saturday would be Anto Murphy from Ballycock Rovers v Jean-Claude Testicule from Paris Saint SingeChèvre. Now that's what I call entertainment. Still, we'll just have to be strong and try to muddle through as best we can. Here we go again. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1394 2009-11-09 09:00:36 2009-11-09 09:00:36 open open interlull-it-returns-but-cesc-is-way-cool publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull : Darren Felcher, Nik's groin and more ... http://arseblog.net/2009/11/10/interlull-darren-felcher-niks-groin-and-more/ Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1391 on the official site. While we have to accept that the French players and Arshavin have two games due to their play-off duties, it's a bit disappointing to see that Cesc could potentially play for Spain and Robin van Persie twice for Holland in meaningless friendlies. Still, there are enough players staying at home to make the Interlull reasonably interesting from Arsene Wenger's point of view. Normally he's left with Almunia, Denilson and the spirit of Nelson Vivas so that'll make a nice change for him. He can spend some time reflecting on the comments made by Man United's Darren Fletcher who feels that our manager's criticism of an un-named United player was responsible for their loss to Chelsea at the weekend. Fletcher said:
    I think we are now seeing Mr Wenger’s comments starting to influence referees, which is a shame.
    So it's only ok when his manager's comments influence referees? And here's what Fletcher needs to realise. Firstly Wenger's comments had no bearing whatsoever on the ref on Sunday giving a free kick against him. It's mostly to do with the fact that Fletcher blunderbusses around a football pitch fouling as many people as he can while mysteriously being immune to yellow cards (unless, hilariously, they are for being blatantly fouled himself only for the ref to think he was diving). Secondly, how can he possibly expect the referee not to give a free kick when he looks like a smackhead from Trainspotting who would rob his own granny for a fix? The ref is standing there, trying to make a split-second decision. 'Did Fletcher kick that player illegally?', and he looks at him and thinks 'He looks like he'd suck off tramps under a bridge to get enough money to shoot up that sweet, sweet horse. Of course he kicked him'. So for Fletcher to blame Arsene Wenger is not only ludicrous, it's ignoring the real problem ... himself. I mean, it's not like he has to look like George Clooney. He can be peculiar looking but not sinister. He needs to go to a plastic surgeon, pay for a Bullardplasty and then, perhaps, referees might not treat him like a bloke with pus-filled sores between his toes who has a kitten with AIDS. Just saying. Moving on and it appears that Nicklas Bendtner needs an operation on his dodgy groin. How this affects his absence in terms of time out remains to be seen but with modern techniques surgery isn't as nasty an option as it used to be. They no longer have to slice you open with a rusty steak knife then stitch you back together with catgut. It's all keyhole stuff and Bendtner will be hoping, given the region the surgery is in, that the keyhole is the only hole affected. Cesc says the captaincy hasn't changed him and says that the spirit in the dressing room is really great and nobody even thinks about the Gallas incident when one fateful day he made them turn off the communal Wii during a game of Mario Kart to give a teamtalk that nobody could understand. This vexed them very much because Cesc and Gael Clichy were playing online and everyone knows you never interrupt an online game. Now Gallas sits alone on the bus reading Kurt Wallander novels translated from Swedish into French but without losing any of their Swedish charm, looking up now and again at his young and boistrous teammates and chuckling softly to himself as he realises that Wallander is a far grumpier grump than he could ever be - and who could blame him living in a land as cold as that? It's funny how literature can give one a different and invaluable perspective. For those asking if the blatant dive from N'Gog last night to salvage a point for the Mugsmashers was going to get the same coverage as Eduardo's against Celtic it does appear as if he's been branded a cheat in pretty much every newspaper this morning. Which is fair enough because it was a blatant dive. I'll stop short of campaigning for his execution and subsequent deportation though. Not much else going on so that'll have to do.  Till tomorrow.]]>
    1391 2009-11-10 09:00:51 2009-11-10 09:00:51 open open interlull-darren-felcher-niks-groin-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull : November is cold and disgusting, like a corpse's anus http://arseblog.net/2009/11/11/interlull-november-is-cold-and-disgusting-like-a-corpses-anus/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1388 The club have confirmed that newly crowned Danish Player of the Year, Nicklas Bendtner, has had his hoo-ha operated on and will be out for about three to four weeks. Initial reports suggested he'd be gone until the new year so that's some good news. How much we miss him remains to be seen. We have lots of little mobile nippy guys but not too many mobile lummoxes and what Bendtner gives us in terms of physicality and workrate makes up for what other players don't. Still, with most of November written off because of the internationals hopefully we can cope. You do wonder though with Theo permanently injured and Carlos Vela desaparecido if the manager regrets his decision not to sign Shakatak in the summer. Speaking of players being out injured Arsene blames November. He says:
    Traditionally November has not been a good month for us. But I explain that by the fact we had more injuries, it is the first period when they kick in.
    I'm not sure I understand. Do our players bodies go "It's November! Time to twang that hamstring"? What happens at the training ground? "Good morning, Tomas! How are you today?" "I am fine boss. Feeling great. Ship shape. Top of the world. Eager beaver. Ready as I'll ever be". "It's November 1st today you know". "Really ... ooops ... my knee just fell off!" "Oh November, when will you ever learn? Hahaha". "Hahaha indeed. There goes my spinal cord!" Maybe we've just been unlucky or maybe one November years ago Arsene did something that was really, really bad luck and it has cursed him ever since. They used to say that if you ran around Serge Gainsbourg three times backwards saying the Hail Mary it would break any curse you had on you. Sadly, with his passing, that is no longer possible. I'm told Arsene tried it with Serge Blanco one day but it did nothing but make him a bit dizzy and need to sit down with a stiff Pernod. Kieran Gibbs talks about the World Cup and his chances of going while Eduardo talks about the World Cup and why Croatia aren't going. Eduardo also talks a a bit about Arsenal too. Did you ever wonder what might happen if you had a brilliant footballer who was cripplingly shy and who hated the idea of being on television? Could he play in a mask of some kind, like Zorro? Or maybe the club would have to employ a special effects person to make him up in a range of different and hilarious latex disguises - like in that Eddie Murphy film where he appears as an old Jewish guy and the only way you know it's Eddie Murphy is because he's about as funny as watching your new puppy being raped by a Gorgon wearing a Sp*rs shirt. I should probably wonder about other stuff, really. Right then, for those of you feeling the cold the best way to not feel the cold is to put a scarf on. "Wear something around your neck", I always remember my father shouting at me as I went out the door. Apparently not covering ones neck in cold weather increases the possibility of all kinds of illnesses such as distemper and tonsilitis. But I would not have you put on any old scarf, no sir/madam/transgendered person. I would have you put on a 100% cashmere Savile Rogue scarf, only the finest scarf known to humanity. To win it, simply answer the following question: Name the odd one out : a) John Terry's Dad b) Phil Brown's son c) My next door neighbour's beagle Answers to: competition@arseblog.com, winners announced on Friday. Thanks to my good chums at Savile Rogue. Right, that'll have to do, till tomorrow.]]>
    1388 2009-11-11 09:00:21 2009-11-11 09:00:21 open open interlull-november-is-cold-and-disgusting-like-a-corpses-anus publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull : Losing the will to blog ... http://arseblog.net/2009/11/12/interlull-losing-the-will-to-blog/ Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:00:24 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1386 Odd, I know, but a timely dream as there really is fuck all going this morning. The Interlull has choked the life out of everything and here we are, bereft, football-less, bored and doleful, like a basset hound that has just been told there will be no more cheese ... ever. If you thought they looked sad before ... There's a little bit about Robin van Persie saying he's not a killer striker like Drogba or Torres, but more of a half-killer, half-not killer thing. He says he's as proud of his assists as he is his goals, which is fair enough I suppose. I just don't get the whole 'Drogba as a killer' thing. Imagine if he was some kind of stealthy assassin. I suppose he'd be quite good as long as he could do it from a distance, what with him being a sly, sneaky cunt, and that. But not every job goes perfectly, believe me, and if he had to engage in hand to hand combat with one of his potential victims then things would be very different. The moment his opponent even looked at him funny Drogba would lying on the ground twitching like Harry Redknapp after touching a live wire. At that point then he would be like an upside down turtle, completely vulnerable to attack, and his career as an assassin would come to a bloody and evisceratingly painful end. We're also being linked to Yaya Toure again. I really think there ought to be some regulation here. It's so indiscriminate. I might just lobby UEFA to prevent this happening year round, confining it to a specific time-frame. A story might appear in the paper and we might say 'Yup, it's Yaya Toure season again. Man, only seems like a few weeks since the last one', in a kind of 'Shit, it's nearly Christmas again?' way. Toure Jr is unhappy at Barcelona this season as they gave him a big new contract in the summer and then treated him a bit like Hleb. Not that I care but his agent is going on and on about it and the minute he starts the stories appear about him joining Arsenal. In the past that seemed like a reasonable assumption to make, what with his big brother playing for us, but now that his big brother is in the Middle Eastlands can all tabloid journos please refrain from saying he's coming to us and choose Man City instead? It'd make everyone's life much easier when he signs for someone else altogether. Transfer speculation? The Sun links us with teenage Barcelona winger .... zzzz ... Gai Assulin. I'm sure if he did sign the Gai Ass shirts would be flying out of the Armoury. And speaking of Barcelona Xavi's been at the whole 'Cesc has Barcelona DNA' stuff again. I'm beginning to wonder if he's not a robot stuck on repeat. Maybe somebody should hit him in the head really hard to see. Jack Wilshere is looking for a return to action in the Carling Cup game against Man City and he's confident Arsenal can go all the way to Wembley. There'll be plenty to say about that game in the weeks to come. No doubt Pubic Enemy No 1 will play and I want to save my bacon a bit in that regard. Apart from that there's little else to discuss. You have until tonight to enter the competition to win the Savile Rogue scarf with thanks to Savile Rogue, the makers of Savile Rogue scarves. See yesterday's blog for the competition question. In the mailing list yesterday they got a typo which referred to my 'next dour neighbour', which is a bit unfair on him. He's not the most exciting man in the world but he made a joke about a frying pan when I bumped into him in Aldi one day. He's not the most exciting neighbour I ever had though. That was a bloke from Zaragoza called Geronimo. Seriously. He lived a couple of doors up from us in Spain. Honestly, that poor bloke's life was like a soap opera. And he was only 5'2 and his name was Geronimo. 'Geronimooooooooo', I used to call and he would say 'Hola!'. He didn't get it. I still did it though. I'm nothing if not predictable. Till tomorrow, curtain twitchers.]]> 1386 2009-11-12 09:00:24 2009-11-12 09:00:24 open open interlull-losing-the-will-to-blog publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : Zzzzzzz .... http://arseblog.net/2009/11/13/interlull-zzzzzzz/ Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1384 Jesus fucking Christ, Arseblogger, wake up. This is just a dream. There's no football tomorrow at all. You've got Interlull cabin fever. Hahaha. Noooooooooooooooooo. Stupid waking dreams. You know it's the dullest Interlull ever when the official Arsenal website is running a story with Liam Brady and a headline 'Brady - France have more pressure than us'. Now, I know Chippy is involved in the Irish set-up. He's one of Trappatoni's assistants but I just find it a little distasteful that he refers to 'us' when us includes Robbie Keane. He's not an 'us', Liamo, he's very much a 'them', even if he is wearing a green shirt. And while there's a whole load of hype and build-up to this game it'll be a bit weird watching it. France have Arsenal players, Ireland do not have Arsenal players. Ireland have Robbie Keane, although France do have Patrice Evra which has just about swung the balance back in Ireland's favour. The other thing, of course, is Ireland's style of play. It's not exactly beautiful, flowing football. Watching Ireland play football is about as much fun as being Carlo Cudicini's pillion passenger. Still, I'm sure I'll watch it. Just to get a bit of a football fix. Very little Arsenal news around as you'll have gathered by now. The Mail reports that Arsenal's players will give up a day's wages and match bonuses and what have you when we play Chelsea at the end of the month. It's all in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital which is the club's official charity. You've probably seen the pictures floating about of some of the lads dressed in giant furry animal suits. Here's Cesc doing his My Little Pony impression to the amusement of Andrei Sharkshavin in the minivan. Cesc as a pony for GOSH In the Mirror there's a story about young striker Gilles Sunu who wants to go on loan but Arsene Wenger is refusing to allow him to do so until he signs a new contract with the club. I'm struggling to decide if I care enough about this story to comment in any way and after a few moments I've decided that I'm not. Which is a shame because I've got column inches to fill but ... meh. Ok, scarf competition time. The other day I asked you to choose the odd one out between John Terry's dad, Phil Brown's son and my next door neighbour's beagle. Thank you all for the answers, many of them were quite hilarious indeed and I never knew such a range of 'Son of a bitch' jokes were possible. However, it's time for the answer. And the odd one out was - my next door neighbour's beagle. This is because if you were to set up a concession stand which had every kind of soft drink in the world and you told these three candidates they could have whatever they wanted for free, the beagle would choose a can of delicious Lilt, with it's totally tropical taste, while the other two would go straight for the Coke. The RNG did its thing and the winner is : Matthew Martin. Well done to you, I'll be in touch, and thanks once again to Savile Rogue for the prize. And if you didn't win, don't worry too much about your cold neck. Savile Rogue are thinking of you and have given me more 100% cashmere Arsenal scarves to give away in the coming weeks. Right, that's that. I can't do no more. Till tomorrow.]]> 1384 2009-11-13 09:00:43 2009-11-13 09:00:43 open open interlull-zzzzzzz publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : Stupid people are stupid http://arseblog.net/2009/11/14/interlull-stupid-people-are-stupid/ Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1382 Dan Quayle, for example, was vice president of the US. Honestly, just a stupid cunt. Not a few short weeks ago Ireland's deputy Prime Minister, Mary Coughlan, was speaking at the launch of some thing or other and said that the marketing of it would be like 'like Einstein explaining his theory of evolution'. Give me strength. Morons, everywhere you go, there are morons, idiots, dolts and numbskulls. They would make you despair if it wasn't such a big job to get off one's throne of intellectual superiority. As it is most of us just say 'Oh, that person is so stupid. Give me more beer'. It's the best way to get through because you can't change them. Be a politician? No thank you. Then you would have to actually listen to them and deal with them at close quarters and then it'd be mass-murder time. And I'm not stupid enough to spend the rest of my life in jail for killing stupid people, even if they do deserve to be shot repeatedly in the face. Another man who is one of these stupid powerful people, relatively speaking of course, is Joan Laporta. He's a lawyer, you know, although from my limited experience of the legal profession in Spain it seems a lawyer's only function is to facilitate the passing of cash for house purchases. Honestly, the two transactions I was involved in both required an under-the-table cash payment to the developer and to the lawyer before some underling photocopied some deed-like documents to sign with Pablo Solicitoria counted his wad. Laporta is also the President of FC Barcelona and over the years he has irritated me greatly, because he is stupid. He thinks he's being all crafty and clever but he's not. His latest 'I am so smart, s.m.r.t' business revolves around Cesc Fabregas. Having programmed Robot Xavi to talk about Cesc's Barcelona DNA every time there's a microphone within 6 feet of him he sees Cesc as a vanity project. His term as President of Barcelona is up next summer, the rules say he cannot be re-elected, but he wants to give them something to remember him by as a leaving present. That present is Cesc when the present I would most like him to give them is his own head which he hacked off with a rusty axe. Once again he's been in the papers, moving his little campaign along, and he said:
    He was formed at Barca, he has our style of play and the majority of 'cules' 'cunts' like him. We must respect Arsenal and cannot comment though. The market is not open and these matters are decided by the technical director [Txiki Begiristain], and so we are not thinking about it at the moment.
    Ok, now here's where Laporta proves himself to be as stupid as a Spanish electrician. Firstly he says they must respect Arsenal and not comment. He does that by commenting. Clever indeed. Then he says they are not thinking about it at the moment but in order to vocalise what it is he's not thinking about he has to think about it, otherwise he'd be saying different words entirely. The only way you can not comment is to not comment. You can't comment and then say you can't comment. That's commenting, you fucking hapless, brain-dead imbecile. You can't get your journo chums in Sport and El Mundo to write big pieces about how Cesc has signed a pre-contract agreement with Barcelona and may even leave in January and then tell people you're not thinking about it at the moment because clearly you are. He is the kind of man who, if caught in the act of murdering somebody, blood on his hands, victim's final words 'He did it', would say 'I didn't do it'. Honestly, he's a smarmy prick of the highest order. That smug grin on his face whenever you see him sitting in the directors box of some small Spanish team when Barcelona have stuck a few goals past them and it's enough to make you go there and take a hammer to his teeth. In fact, I am going there in a few weeks, and I know a good hardware store. I understand how football works and transfers and this is very much the Spanish way. That doesn't mean it's the right way though or that we should sit back and accept it. Nor should we really accept stupid people who I think should all be rounded up and sent to an island somewhere. To escape you put them in a room full of shovels and tell them to take their pick. That'd keep them busy for decades. Laporta and Mary Coughlan can go first, although stupid people tend to breed faster than normal people so perhaps we should sterilise them all first. Or just drop them into a fucking volcano. The cunts. The idea of a little Joan Coughlan or a Mary Laporta fills me with real dread. I can cope with lots of stuff, irritating noises (apart from the noise of people eating chewing gum which is so trying it should be legal to solder that person's mouth shut), Irish weather, not having my own island paradise, even David Gray because there is such a thing as an off-button, but stupid people I just cannot. I hate them. And I fucking hate Joan Laporta. Now I need breakfast and you can't stop me.]]>
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    Interlull : van Persie crocked + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/11/15/interlull-van-persie-crocked-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1380 The first diagnosis is that Robin has a bad ankle injury. The seriousness of it we won’t know until we have the full X-rays in hospital. Basically though we don't know anything yet. The video footage of the injury is here. While some might choose to blame Chiellini, I don't think that's fair. The defender made a tackle, as he was perfectly entitled to do, van Persie just got unlucky. Making him some kind of pantomime villain is pointless. What is clear though is that van Persie was in a lot of pain and it does look like the kind of injury that might keep him out for a while. However, until there's some official confirmation from the club about the extent of the problem I'm not going to get involved in speculation and rumour. Let's step back from the cliff face and see what happens. And look, an injury to an important player was inevitable. It happens to every team and if you had to put any money on it happening to one of our players you'd get short odds on it being Robin. It's a big shame because he's playing so well at the moment and with Bendtner out of action as well the most obvious replacement is there right now. Nonetheless we're going to just have to grit our teeth and get on with it. We won't win any games by feeling sorry for ourselves - and while it's doubly frustrating that this injury happened in a meaningless international game, and I'm sure Arsene will have something to say about that, we've got a big enough squad and it's time for them to step up and show they're up to the task. Over to you Eduardo and, if he still exists, Carlos Vela. Theo's not far away either. Some of the newspaper hype is quite ridiculous though. If you believed some of them Arsenal now have no chance of winning anything this season because of van Persie's injury. As if all our hopes rested on one man. Yes, it's a blow, and yes we've spoken about how important it is that our big players stay fit, but should we throw in the towel because of one injury? My bollocks. As I said, they happen to us, to every team, and the show must go on. Fingers crossed it's not as a bad as we fear it is but until we get official confirmation let's not lose the run of ourselves. Thankfully there are no reports of any injuries to anyone else and there was much talk yesterday of Aaron Ramsey's performance for Wales against Scotland. I didn't see any of it, nor can I find any footage, but the young man was outstanding by all accounts, which is, at the end of the day, good news for us. Update: Video thanks 101greatgoals. Rounding up the rest of the Sunday's guff, Patrick Vieira talks about Abou Diaby in the Sunday Mirror, the News of the World links us with a Brazilian called Maicosuel and links our Crozilian with a £10m move to Liverpool (you don't need me to tell you both these stories are most likely complete fiction, do you?) while Thomas Vermaelen tells The Mirror he can do better - maybe we can play him up front in van Persie's absence. Tribal Football carries quotes from Philippe Senderos, probably from the Swiss press, who says he might leave the club when the transfer window opens. You couldn't blame him, in fairness, his move to Everton was scuppered by Djourou's injury but playing back-up all season is no fun for any player. Still, if he is to leave then a replacement would have to be found. Beyond that not a lot going on. Time for bacon and eggs, the Sunday papers and some serious hoping re: RVP. Laters.]]> 1380 2009-11-15 09:00:29 2009-11-15 09:00:29 open open interlull-van-persie-crocked-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Interlull : Nothing offical but it looks better for RVP http://arseblog.net/2009/11/16/interlull-nothing-offical-but-it-looks-better-for-rvp/ Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1378 This morning's Sun says he could miss the 'entire season' and says Arsene is 'gutted' but the news from the player himself isn't so bad. The Dutch FA have confirmed that there's a 'partial rupture' of his ankle ligaments but there's no requirement for surgery, which is a good thing. As for how long he's going to be out, Robin says:
    The prognosis is that I will be out for four to six weeks.
    Which is good news, I suppose, but I think I'd like to hear what our medical staff have to say before I get too enthused. Anyone who has done their ankle playing football knows that it can be a difficult injury to heal properly. If we take 6 weeks as the period out then we may have him back for the Christmas rush. In the meantime we'll have to cope and thankfully the fixtures aren't anywhere as testing as they might be. Chelsea at the end of this month and then Liverpool in mid-December are the two biggest games. The rest are fixtures that you feel we should be able to cope with his absence. And let's remember that one of the real positives about this team this season is that we're not reliant on one man for goals. They've come from all over the pitch, I think we have something like 16 different goalscorers already, so while it's a bit of a setback and obviously his contribution in recent weeks has been outstanding, it's not the hammer blow some would make it out to be. I expect some kind of official update from the club today, let's see. What is amusing, relatively speaking, is the invention of the press. As soon as van Persie got injured we started seeing stories regarding Marouane Chamakh arriving in January. Honestly, this is some of the laziest shit I've ever seen. Are we really supposed to believe that they have a direct line to Arsene's head? Because as sure as eggs are eggs the boss hasn't spoken to anyone about bringing in Chamakh. That information, which doesn't exist in the first place, hasn't leaked anywhere. They could replace the word 'Chamakh' with 9-ton hippo/giraffe hybrid, the Gippo, and it would be as accurate as the shite they're peddling. Idiots. Although the idea of Cesc providing killer passes for a Gippo, who would undoubtedly be very good in the air, is quite appealing. In other news Kieran Gibbs has been talking about making sure he takes his chances this season. With Gael Clichy out injured for a while he's got a real opportunity and while he's not thinking about the World Cup former Gunner Ray Parlour reckons he's got a real chance of making England's squad. Maybe it's just me but I think the longer he stays out of the England set-up the better. Think about it, do we really want him hanging around 'JT' (barf) and 'Lamps', Wonky-mouth and 'Cuntley', sorry, I mean Cuntley? What will he learn from them apart from how to park in handicapped spaces, how to enjoy a shoplifted dinner after a few lines of gack, wideboy nightclub bollocks such as pissing into people's pints, road swerving and general cuntsrousness? For his own sake I think he should declare for a nation which has no footballing ability whatsoever. Like Ireland. Kieran is kind of an Irish name. At least if Ireland's senior players tried to influence him he could just say 'Look Robbie, you fucking mallet-headed, Desperate Dan looking twat, there's more to football than sitting on your arse bleating at the ref to give you a free kick when you haven't even been fouled, just tackled, you pox-bottle piece of useless shite'. I suppose if he plays well for Arsenal we'll just have to cope with the consequences of him being called up to play international games, and you can't blame Capello for looking at him when his other left back option is Wayne Bridge, who is to defending what Karen Carpenter was to overeating. The praise for Aaron Ramsey after his display at the weekend continues with one of his Welsh teammates comparing him to Cesc, which is good stuff indeed. One Cesc is a thing of wonder, two of them would be almost like cheating. Let's hope his progression continues at this kind of pace. And that'll have to do. Just a few days of the Interlull to go, then we can back to real football. Hopefully some competitions to come this week to pass the time, so keep your eyes peeled. More tomorrow.]]>
    1378 2009-11-16 09:00:51 2009-11-16 09:00:51 open open interlull-nothing-offical-but-it-looks-better-for-rvp publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull : He's putting what on his ankle? http://arseblog.net/2009/11/17/interlull-hes-putting-what-on-his-ankle/ Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:00:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1376 confirmed Robin van Persie's injury and the prognosis that he'd be out for around 6 weeks. Now that it's official we can all run around and panic, throwing our hands up in the air like sometimes we feel like doing. I know, I know. What did emerge yesterday is that Robin is set to try a revolutionary new treatment, apparently with the blessing of the club, whereby he'll travel to Serbia to have his ankle massaged with placenta fluid. Seriously. He says:
    I am going to receive treatment from a female doctor. She is vague about her methods but I know she first massages you for a long time with placenta fluid. I'm going to give it a try.
    It can't do any harm and if it helps it helps. I have been in contact with Arsenal's chief physio about it. The club has allowed me to have this treatment done.
    It does seem odd but like he says if it helps, it helps. I mean, if there was the possibility that smearing his foot with late term abortions while quaffing great big goblets of stem cells would help I'd be all for that too. Anyway, 6 weeks from today would see him return at the end of the December. Then we have to take into account is it 6 weeks before he can return to training or 6 weeks before he plays again? I suspect it'll be the new year before we see him. The question now is what do we do without him. The obvious choice is Eduardo. Actually, at the moment he's pretty much the only choice. Bendtner has just had his goolies operated on, Theo Walcott is still out with whatever it is that's wrong with him this time and Carlos Vela ... well ... I'm not sure Carlos Vela is even with us. I suspect he may have been kidnapped by nasty banditos but with the club using all the money we have to prettify the stadium we haven't been able to pay the ransom. After that it's youngsters like Watt and Sunu so Eduardo it is. Whether he can stay the pace and play the amount of games we're going to need him to play remains to be seen, but he's confident he can get his shooting boots back on and not his missing boots after the chances he spurned against Sp*rs. He says:
    Against Tottenham I missed one big chance in particular, when I was one-on-one with the goalkeeper. Maybe I had too much time to think about what I had to do. Sometimes it is better when you have less time to think and can act instinctively. But I will not worry about that chance, I feel strong in my head and my body. It is good that I was in the position to have the chance because if you keep doing that, then the goals will come.
    He got a couple at the weekend in a Croatian friendly against Lichtenstein, a notoriously difficult team to score against, and there's now an onus on him to perform for us. He's had the luxury, so to speak, of not being essential to the team, to come on from the bench without a great deal of pressure, but now we need him so fingers crossed he can do the business. Without Bendtner and van Persie (who is 6'1) we are bit on the teenchy side up front though. Eduardo, Arshavin and let's say one of Rosicky/Nasri aren't going to knock centre-halves on their arses, are they? I'm sure we're practising lots of running through people's legs in training. Carles Puyol is the latest to do Barcelona's dirty work in tapping up Cesc, saying not only does he hope he joins but that Barcelona don't pay very much to sign him. Does he think there's a January sale or something? I know they've bought a few players off us in the past but Arsenal is not like some kind of coffee shop. You don't get one free on your fucking loyalty card. Twats. Arsene Wenger says Patrick Vieira needs to leave Inter Milan to get into the French squad but pretty much ruled out him moving back to Arsenal. He said:
    If I had to bet, I would put my money on another country. It's complicated for him to come back to this country.
    I wouldn't bet against Arsene Wenger, no sir. And while we definitely need somebody to step in and do the job Alex Song has been doing when he goes away to the ACN you do have to wonder whether Paddy would have the legs for the Premier League anymore. Beyond that not much else happening. Tomorrow sees the final round of WC qualifiers plus another group of meaningless friendlies. Get your lucky socks on and hope for the best. There'll also be an arty kind of competition tomorrow too, more details then. Have a good one.]]>
    1376 2009-11-17 09:00:36 2009-11-17 09:00:36 open open interlull-hes-putting-what-on-his-ankle publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Interlull : More injury woe http://arseblog.net/2009/11/18/interlull-more-injury-woe/ Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1373 Traditionally November has not been a good month for us. But I explain that by the fact we had more injuries, it is the first period when they kick in. Way to tempt fate, Arsene! I think he was probably referring to injuries that would occur through wear and tear. A calf strain here, a hamstring there, perhaps a little tweak of the groin along the way. As it is this Interlull has not only been tedious it has been costly. Firstly Robin van Persie nearly has his ankle kicked off and last night Kieran Gibbs was taken to hospital for X-rays on his foot. Early reports are suggesting a broken metatarsal, which would be bad news indeed. When Robin van Persie picked up a similar injury in January 2007 he missed the rest of the season. The timing of Gibbs injury is particularly unfortunate as we're without Clichy due to his back problem. Again we'll have to wait for official confirmation but it does look as if we're going to have to do without him for a bit, which is a blow to us and a blow to the young man who was looking forward to taking his opportunity. That said, left back is the position in which we probably have the most cover. There's still Armand Traore, who might well view this as just the chance he needs to stake his claim for a place, and while Sylvester certainly wouldn't provide the pace and dynamism of the other three left backs at the club he at least has the experience to be able to do the job if called upon. As the man from East Lower puts together a crocks XI every Arsenal fan will be keeping everything crossed that those involved in games tonight come through unscathed. From my scant research those up for injury tonight are: Gallas, Sagna, Arshavin, Cesc and Vermaelen. Five extremely important players to whom any kind of injury would be, not only cruel, but downright vindictive and it would make me believe that Phil Collins is working some slapheaded voodoo on us. Cesc and Vermaelen are both playing in friendlies so let's hope those international managers don't run them into the ground. The others are playing WC Qualifiers. We'll be on tenterhooks till these games are finished. Former Gunner and total dreamboat Robert Pires talks about our injuries, saying:
    The injuries always seem to have damaged Arsenal in the last few seasons and now again this is the difficult time between November and December. Teams that suffer a lot of problems during these months often miss out on winning the league. You play a lot of games, it’s difficult and it tests the squad.
    Curses. Doomed. But wait, Robert is confident we can cope, saying:
    These two matches against Sunderland and Chelsea will be the key for the future of Arsenal in the Premier League and I believe Arsenal will give their answer on the pitch. But the young players will also have to step up and play a bigger part and they have the talent to do that.
    Hurrah! If Robert says so then I believe him. He wouldn't lie to us. He highlights the importance of Cesc Fabregas who has once again confirmed his committment to the club despite every single Barcelona player marching up and down Passeig de Gracia holding placards saying 'Please sign for us!', 'DNA! A-OK!' and 'It's Cescy time!!!'. Meantime I miss Robert Pires like an amputee misses his foot. *sigh* In other news Stan Kroenke's right hand man says Silent Stan is not so silent and is, in fact, a thoroughly nice chap. Which is pretty much what you would expect a right hand man to say, unless he was a duplicitous Iagoesque character. Emmanuel Eboue says he wants to be the next Eddie Murphy. Sweet holy sacred mother of the divine heart of the crucified Jesus. I think he means that he wants to be a comedic actor in Hollywood and not somebody who picks up giant transvestites just to give them a lift because he feels sorry for them and not because he wants to have dirty sex with them before he goes and knocks up one of the Spice Girls. I know this is part of the 'rebuild Eboue's image' project that has been ongoing via the official site but it just makes him look like a bit of a spa. Bacary Sagna's agent says Juventus have been in contact with him but the player won't be leaving. Thanks for that Mr Agent whose name is Christoper Mongai. Hahaha. Mong. And finally Arsene says that Samir Nasri won't be the man to replace Alex Song when he goes to the ACN. The boss reckons Denilson is more suited to the role and Nasri better further forward, which I tend to agree with. The problem is who will replace Denilson's replacement when the replacement for Denilson's replacement is injured by Denilson's replacement's replacement's replacement in a training ground tragedy? Forward planning is what we need here folks. And finally, finally - For those of you at loose end tonight, co-author of 'Arsenal: Making a modern superclub', Alex Fynn, is giving a seminar entitled 'The Secret History of Arsenal Football Club' at 6pm. For more details check out the OnlineGooner. And finally, finally, finally for today. How about some artwork to brighten up your home? I'm good at making friends and I've got some new ones called Modern Canvas Art. They have given me the following Dennis Bergkamp canvas to give to one of you lucky chaps or chapettes. It is 50cm x 70cm and would look awesome on your wall. To enter, simply answer the following question: From which club did Arsenal sign Dennis Bergkamp? Was it a) Ajax b) Juventus c) Inter Milan. Answers, as usual, to competition@arseblog.com and the winner will be announced on Friday. Right then, have at it.]]>
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    On Thierry Henry, handball and Ireland + Eduardo, Gibbs good news http://arseblog.net/2009/11/19/on-thierry-henry-handball-and-ireland-eduardo-gibbs-good-news/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1371 FUCK YOU INTERLULL. I HOPE YOU GET KNOCKED DOWN BY A BUS. THEN RAPED BY A BEAR. IN THE FACE. Leaving aside the fact we've had no Arsenal for two weeks the hysteria over last night's handball by Thierry Henry has been ludicrous. The ire of Ireland fans I can fully understand but the vitriol levelled at Henry from some quarters has been way over the top. Some have suggested that Henry's status as an Arsenal legend is tarnished because of this. Erm, is it ok to point out that, you know, he's a Barcelona player now and what he did last night has nothing to do with anything he did at Arsenal? John Cross from the Mirror said on his Twitter:
    Next time Arsenal are cheated, no one can complain. This was a big game.
    Again, what the fuck does it have to do with Arsenal? Henry Winter gets in on the shrieking hysteria:
    Why Thierry? Why ruin your reputation for sportsmanship? Journalists are now running thru Stade de Fraud looking for you. Why did you cheat?
    WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!! WHYYYYYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!!! Then there are no-marks like Tony Cascarino saying shit like this? Fuck off. Cascarino was the man who played for Ireland 90 times or something and he wasn't even Irish! I don't mean he wasn't Irish like so many of the 'granny rule' players, he had no connection to us whatsoever and now tries to make a living as someone who knows something about football. And even at face value Thierry at least had a football reputuation to tarnish, not one for gambling and beating up women. And he calls Henry insincere? Fuck off, you toothless, Chelsea prick. Myles Palmer, who writes an Arsenal site remember, says:
    What a scumbag ! What a pitiful, cheating scumbag ! Thierry Henry, you are the scum of Paris, the scum of world sport, the scum of the earth.
    The scum of the earth? Can people now treat that site and that writer with the absolute disdain he deserves? Fucking leech. He's never forgiven him for making him look like a chump for this:
    And remember, Thierry Henry is not a striker. He is not a goalscorer. He scored only 20 goals in 103 games for Monaco. And he did nothing at Juventus. Henry is a right-footed left winger who is quick and skilful. He can also play wide on the right. Even Arsène Wenger cannot make Henry into a striker. So lets get that straight in our minds before we read any more ignorant tosh in the papers. Got it?
    Look, it was a handball, he cheated, no question about it. Would I have preferred he didn't do it? Of course. Is it the only reason Ireland didn't qualify for the World Cup? No. Thierry is now Ireland's most hated man, there are Facebook groups and websites with Guestbooks where you can register and call him whatever name you want, but for me it's a real shame that professional sports writers are talking about Henry ruining his reputation as if this is what defines his career. They ought to hang their heads and get some perspective. You had pundits last night, players who actually played the game, who suggested that Henry should have told the ref he'd handled it. Seriously! As if they would have when they were playing. As if an Irish player would have if he'd done it. The soapboxing was unreal and, frankly, bullshit. For anyone who has played the game - AT ANY LEVEL - to say that they would have told the referee they handled it out of good sportsmanship is a liar. And when World Cup qualification is on the table? Give me a break. If it had been against Serbia, for example, would anyone give a shit? Same thing as the Eduardo dive, isn't it? Everyone's got a soft spot for good old Celtic and sure aren't the Irish great craic, therefore the anger and outraged is multiplied. And I'm an Irishman so I won't be lectured to by English journalists about how I should feel about what happened or Thierry Henry. But there wouldn't be 10% of the fuss if he'd done the same thing against some swarthy eastern Europeans. And if the shoe had been on the other foot, or the glove on the other hand, perhaps, would there be such a ferocious reaction about how the nasty Irish had cheated the French? I don't think so. I dare to say those in the English press might have had a good laugh at the expense of their cross-channel rivals. And how many Irishmen laughed at Maradona in 1986? Perhaps it's not quite so funny now. He should not have handled it but he did. Ireland should have scored at least one more goal but they didn't and how many times have we watched football for something like this to happen? Thierry has been a magnificent footballer, he has won practically every medal there is to win (sadly one in particular with that scabby lot in Spain), and that for me is how he'll be remembered, despite the efforts of some to sully that. Is Michael Owen remembered only for his blatant dive against Argentina? Wayne Rooney for diving to win that penalty at Old Trafford? No. They are all pieces of instinctive cheating, it happens in football since time immemorial and will continue to do so. And let's not jump on our high horses as Arsenal fans when we've had players who have, down the years, done exactly the same, to score goals and win games for us. By all means be pissed off at Henry but if you let what happened last night somehow tarnish what he did for us then, in my humble opinion, that'd be wrong. No more to say on that now - and if you do want to comment in the arses feel free, just remember this is an Arsenal site, not an Ireland site and comport yourself accordingly. Of more concern, to me at least, is that we get everybody back and fit for the weekend. Gallas and Sagna played 120 minutes last night so the manager is going to have to look at that and consider their fitness. Cesc and Eboue scored goals for their countries but it'll be later on before we know the full extent of the Interlull damage. Fingers crossed. There were two pieces of good news yesterday too. Firstly Eduardo has signed a new long term deal at the club. Wearing the biggest watch in the world, it's like a gold plate with hands, he put pen to paper under the watchful eye of Ivan Gazidis and said:
    I am very pleased to have signed a new long contract with the Club. I'm very happy and I hope to stay at Arsenal for as long as I can. This period is good for me now. I feel strong in my body and I feel ready to play 90 minutes every three days if it's needed.
    And it's going to be needed, Eddie. With the injuries racking up we need him fit, healthy and on target. It also puts paid the ridiculous News of the World rumour that he was going to sign for Liverpool. Then there's Kieran Gibbs. Despite fears he'd broken a metatarsal it turns out his foot is just badly bruised and his absence is listed as 'short term'. Who replaces him at the weekend remains to be seen. Last we heard Traore was injured and with potential changes in the centre of defence it's all a bit up in the air. I suspect it'll be Sylvester though. Not much else going on - I'll remind you of the competition to win the Dennis Bergkamp canvas from Modern Canvas Art (who do have other Arsenal related canvases. Worth a look before Christmas if you need present ideas). Anyway, see yesterday's blog for the question and I'll announce the winner tomorrow. Right then, time to baton down the hatches. I mean because it's windy here. Not because I expect a reaction to today's blog. Oh no. More tomorrow.]]>
    1371 2009-11-19 09:00:47 2009-11-19 09:00:47 open open on-thierry-henry-handball-and-ireland-eduardo-gibbs-good-news publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sub-gutter press + Arsecast 139 http://arseblog.net/2009/11/20/sub-gutter-press-arsecast-139/ Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1365 The Mirror:
    Liam Brady last night branded Thierry Henry “shameful“ after launching a bitter attack on FIFA for fixing the outcome.
    Or did he? In fact LB7's use of the word "shameful" was aimed at FIFA. On Thierry he said:
    I wouldn't blame Thierry Henry for what went on. I would maybe look at what happened three months before and the fact that these seedings for the play-offs were made to favour the bigger teams. I would ask why that went on.
    Then we have Henry Winter in the Telegraph calling for Henry to be banned from the World Cup, saying:
    Thierry, you have just given football its "Say it ain't so, Joe'' moment. From Shoeless to Shameless.
    If the reference eludes you Winter is talking about "Shoeless" Joe Jackson, a baseball player for the Chicago White Sox who participated in a match fixing conspiracy to allow the Cincinnati Reds to win the World Series. So Thierry's handball is now being equated with deliberate, considered and systematic cheating. I really expected better from Henry Winter because this is the kind of shite you would see in the worst kind of tabloid. Instead he's jumped on the bandwagon and made himself look like a total idiot. He goes on to say:
    A cheat like Henry should not be allowed to attend the World Cup while honest souls like Shay Given, Robbie Keane, Damien Duff and Ireland's wonderful supporters stay at home.
    Since when did an English journalist care so much about Irish football? It's cloying in the extreme to have them fake sincerity towards Ireland just to have a pop at Henry. How nice of them to be so outraged on our behalf. And 'honest souls' like Robbie Keane and Damien Duff. After the game Damien Duff spoke to the BBC, here's what he said:
    If it was myself or Robbie down the other end we'd have tried it ... you just expect the linesman or referee to see it.
    Honest souls, indeed. I haven't even bothered looking anywhere else because I assume it's all the same shite, not a voice of reason anywhere (although Barry Glendenning did say he'd buy Henry a pint if he came to Ireland - he'd probably buy him a pint of Coors Lite though, which would be fair punishment it has to be said). When you have the FAI and the Irish Government making the country look foolish in the extreme with their absurd claims for a replay you know this story is nothing more than a smokescreen for them. It suits our government perfectly, actually. Get everybody fired up about a football match to take their minds off the fact the entire country, under their pathetic governanance, is fucked. You have to question whether or not the Taoiseach and the Minister for Justice have better things to be doing at the moment than worrying about a replay. And the FAI - well, as they build a new stadium they'll grasp at any straw to try and fill their coffers. And caught in the barrage is Thierry Henry who was wrong and who cheated but did nothing that footballers don't do in every game. He sought an advantage by breaking the rules and that happens every week from claiming throw ins which aren't yours, making fouls, pulling jerseys, diving and countless other actions intended to put yourself in a position to win the game. Not all of them are pretty, some of them more costly than others, but what's great about football is shit happens to you one week, it happens to someone else the next. Ireland got the shitty end of the stick this time but not many Ireland fans complained when we got a penalty in Georgia which wasn't a penalty. From a match report:
    A long ball found its way to Robbie Keane who seemed to control the ball with his hand only for the referee to let play continue. The ball was then cleared but only as far as Kevin Doyle as it deflected off the Waterford man and into the path of Ucha Lobjanidze. The referee then gave a shrill blast of his whistle for what appeared to be an offside by Keane. Instead to everyones surprise, Hyytia pointed to the penalty spot and deemed Lobjanidze to have handled the ball. Replays showed that Keane had handled the ball in the lead-up to this decision and that Keane was also offside as play continued.
    Watch the footage. What's the difference? Was there outrage at Robbie Keane's deliberate, but much more sneaky, handball? Did the English press condemn the referee for favouring the 'bigger' team at the expense of the plucky eastern European underdogs? Did the honest souls Damien Duff and Robbie Keane tell the ref it wasn't a penalty? Of course they didn't. Robbie Keane scored it and celebrated. So, what goes around comes around? Maybe not, but it certainly highlights the difference between the reporting of that incident and this one, doesn't it? As someone on Twitter put it:
    Just like Eduardo against Celtic, the rule here isn't "don't cheat." the rule is "don't cheat certain teams."
    I feel sorry for Thierry Henry. I know he's a big boy and he can cope and I agree entirely with those who wish to condemn his cheating. However, it has gone so far beyond what is normal, or what should be acceptable. Has football journalism really sunk this low? It's like everyone has been injected with Daily Mail and pumped full of Harry Harris. You have The Mirror putting words in Liam Brady's mouth, you have previously respected journalists like Henry Winter fuelling the fire with ludicrous copy, and the bottom line is the football match is over. France have won, Ireland have lost. There's nothing that can be done about it now despite the outrage. And those who are stirring up controversy for web page hits, for their own profiles, or anything else ought to just shut up now and get on with something else. If that means more talk of video evidence or five officials in a game, then let's have that debate because it will do something to stop incidents like this happening again. Vilifying one footballer for doing what every other footballer would do will not. Right then, the good news is that real football returns tomorrow and we've got a fairly tricky assignment away to Sunderland who have been improved by the arrival of Steve Bruce as manager. We'll get full team news today but while Walcott, van Persie, Gibbs, Bendtner, Diaby and Clichy all miss out, Denilson, Traore, Vela and Fabianski return. With Standard Liege in midweek and Chelsea next weekend you suspect the manager might shuffle his pack a bit but we'll probably know more after his press conference today. Not much else from an Arsenal point of view so before the Arsecast let me give you the winner of the most excellent Dennis Bergkamp canvas provided by Modern Canvas Art. The answer to the question was Inter Milan and the RNG did its thing and the winner is : Stuart Stratford. Well done to you and I'll be in touch to get your details. To the rest, better luck next time - and do check out their website for other Arsenal related canvases. More competitions on the way next week including a chance to win tickets for the Chelsea game. Now then, Arsecast. On this week's show Goodplaya joins me to talk Thierry and the return of Arsenal, Sylvester is in there, as is the penis of William Gallas, plus there's a chance for you to win (see how much I give you?!) a Savile Rogue scarf (by the way, if you buy a scarf through their website and use the code ARSEBLOG at check-out you get a 10% discount before Dec 6th. Not too shabby). You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that, thankfully, is about that. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1365 2009-11-20 09:00:12 2009-11-20 09:00:12 open open sub-gutter-press-arsecast-139 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Sub-gutter press + Arsecast 139 http://arseblog.net/2009/11/20/sub-gutter-press-arsecast-139-2/ Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1367 The Mirror:
    Liam Brady last night branded Thierry Henry “shameful“ after launching a bitter attack on FIFA for fixing the outcome.
    Or did he? In fact LB7's use of the word "shameful" was aimed at FIFA. On Thierry he said:
    I wouldn't blame Thierry Henry for what went on. I would maybe look at what happened three months before and the fact that these seedings for the play-offs were made to favour the bigger teams. I would ask why that went on.
    Then we have Henry Winter in the Telegraph calling for Henry to be banned from the World Cup, saying:
    Thierry, you have just given football its "Say it ain't so, Joe'' moment. From Shoeless to Shameless.
    If the reference eludes you Winter is talking about "Shoeless" Joe Jackson, a baseball player for the Chicago White Sox who participated in a match fixing conspiracy to allow the Cincinnati Reds to win the World Series. So Thierry's handball is now being equated with deliberate, considered and systematic cheating. I really expected better from Henry Winter because this is the kind of shite you would see in the worst kind of tabloid. Instead he's jumped on the bandwagon and made himself look like a total idiot. He goes on to say:
    A cheat like Henry should not be allowed to attend the World Cup while honest souls like Shay Given, Robbie Keane, Damien Duff and Ireland's wonderful supporters stay at home.
    Since when did an English journalist care so much about Irish football? It's cloying in the extreme to have them fake sincerity towards Ireland just to have a pop at Henry. How nice of them to be so outraged on our behalf. And 'honest souls' like Robbie Keane and Damien Duff. After the game Damien Duff spoke to the BBC, here's what he said:
    If it was myself or Robbie down the other end we'd have tried it ... you just expect the linesman or referee to see it.
    Honest souls, indeed. I haven't even bothered looking anywhere else because I assume it's all the same shite, not a voice of reason anywhere (although Barry Glendenning did say he'd buy Henry a pint if he came to Ireland - he'd probably buy him a pint of Coors Lite though, which would be fair punishment it has to be said). When you have the FAI and the Irish Government making the country look foolish in the extreme with their absurd claims for a replay you know this story is nothing more than a smokescreen for them. It suits our government perfectly, actually. Get everybody fired up about a football match to take their minds off the fact the entire country, under their pathetic governanance, is fucked. You have to question whether or not the Taoiseach and the Minister for Justice have better things to be doing at the moment than worrying about a replay. And the FAI - well, as they build a new stadium they'll grasp at any straw to try and fill their coffers. And caught in the barrage is Thierry Henry who was wrong and who cheated but did nothing that footballers don't do in every game. He sought an advantage by breaking the rules and that happens every week from claiming throw ins which aren't yours, making fouls, pulling jerseys, diving and countless other actions intended to put yourself in a position to win the game. Not all of them are pretty, some of them more costly than others, but what's great about football is shit happens to you one week, it happens to someone else the next. Ireland got the shitty end of the stick this time but not many Ireland fans complained when we got a penalty in Georgia which wasn't a penalty. From a match report:
    A long ball found its way to Robbie Keane who seemed to control the ball with his hand only for the referee to let play continue. The ball was then cleared but only as far as Kevin Doyle as it deflected off the Waterford man and into the path of Ucha Lobjanidze. The referee then gave a shrill blast of his whistle for what appeared to be an offside by Keane. Instead to everyones surprise, Hyytia pointed to the penalty spot and deemed Lobjanidze to have handled the ball. Replays showed that Keane had handled the ball in the lead-up to this decision and that Keane was also offside as play continued.
    Watch the footage. What's the difference? Was there outrage at Robbie Keane's deliberate, but much more sneaky, handball? Did the English press condemn the referee for favouring the 'bigger' team at the expense of the plucky eastern European underdogs? Did the honest souls Damien Duff and Robbie Keane tell the ref it wasn't a penalty? Of course they didn't. Robbie Keane scored it and celebrated. So, what goes around comes around? Maybe not, but it certainly highlights the difference between the reporting of that incident and this one, doesn't it? As someone on Twitter put it:
    Just like Eduardo against Celtic, the rule here isn't "don't cheat." the rule is "don't cheat certain teams."
    I feel sorry for Thierry Henry. I know he's a big boy and he can cope and I agree entirely with those who wish to condemn his cheating. However, it has gone so far beyond what is normal, or what should be acceptable. Has football journalism really sunk this low? It's like everyone has been injected with Daily Mail and pumped full of Harry Harris. You have The Mirror putting words in Liam Brady's mouth, you have previously respected journalists like Henry Winter fuelling the fire with ludicrous copy, and the bottom line is the football match is over. France have won, Ireland have lost. There's nothing that can be done about it now despite the outrage. And those who are stirring up controversy for web page hits, for their own profiles, or anything else ought to just shut up now and get on with something else. If that means more talk of video evidence or five officials in a game, then let's have that debate because it will do something to stop incidents like this happening again. Vilifying one footballer for doing what every other footballer would do will not. Right then, the good news is that real football returns tomorrow and we've got a fairly tricky assignment away to Sunderland who have been improved by the arrival of Steve Bruce as manager. We'll get full team news today but while Walcott, van Persie, Gibbs, Bendtner, Diaby and Clichy all miss out, Denilson, Traore, Vela and Fabianski return. With Standard Liege in midweek and Chelsea next weekend you suspect the manager might shuffle his pack a bit but we'll probably know more after his press conference today. Not much else from an Arsenal point of view so before the Arsecast let me give you the winner of the most excellent Dennis Bergkamp canvas provided by Modern Canvas Art. The answer to the question was Inter Milan and the RNG did its thing and the winner is : Stuart Stratford. Well done to you and I'll be in touch to get your details. To the rest, better luck next time - and do check out their website for other Arsenal related canvases. More competitions on the way next week including a chance to win tickets for the Chelsea game. Now then, Arsecast. On this week's show Goodplaya joins me to talk Thierry and the return of Arsenal, Sylvester is in there, as is the penis of William Gallas, plus there's a chance for you to win (see how much I give you?!) a Savile Rogue scarf (by the way, if you buy a scarf through their website and use the code ARSEBLOG at check-out you get a 10% discount before Dec 6th. Not too shabby). You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that, thankfully, is about that. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1367 2009-11-20 09:00:21 2009-11-20 09:00:21 open open sub-gutter-press-arsecast-139-2 publish 0 0 post 0 enclosure _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunderland preview - The Arsenal are back http://arseblog.net/2009/11/21/sunderland-preview-the-arsenal-are-back/ Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1363 He said:
    They [FIFA/UEFA] have come out with a solution with one [referee] behind the goal, but the best one is technology. The biggest anger for me is that we are still in 2009, sitting here where millions of people see what happened but one guy doesn’t see it and we can’t help him. That is the most frustrating thing.
    Hard to argue with that and I think the sooner they find a way to introduce video technology to help referees the better. Obviously it brings up many issues. When/where can you use it? How often? Can you do it without stopping the fabled 'flow of the game'? However, I'm sure if you got enough clever people together they could come up with a system that works and can be fine-tuned after it is introduced. The fear, of course, is that with Blatter and Platini at the respective helms, their dinosaur ways will prevent it from happening for as long as possible. Moving on, thankfully, to today's game against Sunderland there's some unexpected team news. After initally saying Theo Walcott would be 'short', Arsene announced he was back and part of the squad for the trip to the north-east. Timely news with the absences of van Persie and Bendtner and with Vela back as well it means we do look to have options up top - although quite small options. Last season's trip to the Stadium of Light saw Arsenal rescue a point with a Cesc header in the 90th minute, and on top of the Fulham game it was another little sign that perhaps Arsene had chosen to rely on the young midfielders a bit too soon. You would expect to see a much different Alex Song today than the one who struggled alongside Denilson last year. Under Steve Bruce Sunderland are a better side than this time last year as well. They've beaten Liverpool, a bit fortuitously it has to be said, and were 30 seconds of injury time away from beating Manchester United at Old Trafford, so they certainly have something about them. We might be a bit concered with post-Interlull tiredness, especially as key players like Gallas and Sagna did 120 minutes in midweek, Cesc played 90 for Spain and Arshavin travelled to somewhere quite far away. Eboue is a fairly natural replacement for Sagna but the big decision AW has to make is whether or not to rest Gallas, who you forget is 59 now. I suppose it'll come down to how the player himself feels. If he can get through today then the midweek game against Standard Liege is probably the best one to give him a break. With Sylvester likely to start today at left-back, and I think Sagna rested, I would be surprised if Gallas didn't play. Making three changes to the back four seems a little risky. Up front the focus will be on Eduardo. After signing a new deal in midweek he'll be full of beans and has probably gone off to buy an even bigger watch. Arsene Wenger said this week that if he hadn't suffered that injury he reckons he'd already have 100 goals for the club, which would be quite something considering how long he's been with us. Maybe he's trying to boost the confidence of a player who has looked a little rusty but I think with a run of games he'll find his form again. With support from Arshavin, Nasri, Rosicky et al, we should have plenty to trouble Sunderland today. Rounding up the other news Arsene talked, again, about the progression of Aaron Ramsey who will be firmly in his thoughts after his fine display for Wales. I don't see him starting today, I think Nasri or Rosicky will be given the nod, but he's not so much knocking on the door now as battering it. His time will come very soon. With Robin van Persie's placenta treatment in the news the manager revealed he's not a fan of such treatments saying modern medicine is the best medicine. The placenta thing is all a bit hubble-bubble, like some old crone cooking up a poultice, but if it does no harm then it may help a player - even if he just thinks he's getting better more quickly. And that's really about that. Nothing left to do but eat bacon and fashion some kind of raft which I'm sure will be needed by the end of the day if it keeps raining here. Fingers crossed we get ourselves back on track straight away and take the three points. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1363 2009-11-21 09:00:14 2009-11-21 09:00:14 open open sunderland-preview-the-arsenal-are-back publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunderland 1-0 Arsenal : Undone away again http://arseblog.net/2009/11/22/sunderland-1-0-arsenal-undone-away-again/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1359 afterwards Arsene said:
    We lost a game where we can only fault ourselves because we didn't score, some players were not at their best and we gave a goal away on the only situation where Sunderland could score one today. It was on a set piece. I believe it's more down to the fact that we made a big mistake on the corner because the game was there for the taking in the last 20 minutes. But of course, when you're down, it makes it more difficult.
    And while there's some merit to the manager's suggestions that we'd have won if we were playing at home - the fact is we weren't and you have to go and do it away from home too. The worry about our ability to concede from set-pieces remains and with three defeats away from home this season you might start to get a little concerned that we like the comforts of home a little too much. Also worrying was Arsene's suggestion that there was a lack of focus from certain players after the international break, that they forget how difficult it is to win in the Premier League. Coming from him that's telling and that is something that he and his staff need to address as soon as possible. His comments about some players being not at their best is true as well. From an offensive point of view you would expect more from a team with Rosicky, Eduardo, Nasri, Cesc and Ramsey, (then with Arshavin, Vela and Walcott) and defensively I thought we were exposed too often in the left back position. It's easy to see that we missed a bit of physicality yesterday. No Bendtner, no van Persie, no Diaby (for all his faults) and we're a very small team. Wenger has spoken before about how Bendtner gives us a different option - yesterday we didn't have that and it'd fair to say we could have done with it. There's no point sticking balls into the box for Arshavin or Vela to try and get on the end of. Yet when you only have one player of that type in the squad perhaps it's time to look at providing some back-up so one injury doesn't scupper us so badly. It makes next Sunday's game against Chelsea all the more important now. They have an 8 point lead, although we do have a game in hand, and while it's not 100% a must win it now becomes a game we cannot lose if we want to stay in this title race. 11 points, even with a game in hand, is too much. Still, it's too early to worry about Chelsea, we've got a Champions League game in midweek with which to find our feet again, and then we can concentrate on them. Overall, a disappointing day but it just goes to prove there are no easy games in this league. If you're not at your best you can drop points to anyone - ask Liverpool and United about Sunderland - but we need to learn our lessons and quickly. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1359 2009-11-22 09:00:02 2009-11-22 09:00:02 open open sunderland-1-0-arsenal-undone-away-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Win tickets to Arsenal v Chelsea courtesy of Emirates Airline http://arseblog.net/2009/11/23/win-tickets-to-arsenal-v-chelsea-courtesy-of-emirates-airline/ Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1355 This Sunday sees the biggest game of the season so far. Arsenal host leaders Chelsea and the stakes are high. Arsenal can cut the lead to just 5 points with a win and with a game in hand we could soon close the gap even further. Arsenal v ChelseaNot only that but the 4-1 home defeat at the end of last season still burns and the players and fans will want revenge. Arseblog, in association with Emirates Airline, is giving you the chance to go to the game. We've got a pair of tickets to give away and to enter simply answer the question below. Emirates Airline has a great affinity with football and in addition to its sponsorship of Arsenal, is a proud sponsor of Hamburg, AC Milan, Olympiacos CFP and Paris Saint-Germain, as well as being an Official FIFA Partner. Question: Who scored both Arsenal's goals in the 2-1 win at Stamford Bridge last season? Send your answer to competition@arseblog.com (please click to the link to use the subject line) before midnight on Wednesday Nov 25th. The winner will be announced on Thursday's blog. Emirates currently operates 98 return flights per week from the UK non-stop to Dubai offering convenient connections to an extensive global network stretching to over 100 destinations on six continents. For more information on Emirates’ sports portfolio, including tour packages to the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa, visit http://www.emirates.com/uk Emirates is pleased to offer Arsenal members very special fares to over 100 destinations worldwide. For more information and to book, visit http://www.emirates.com/arsenalmembers]]> 1355 2009-11-23 09:00:55 2009-11-23 09:00:55 open open win-tickets-to-arsenal-v-chelsea-courtesy-of-emirates-airline publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Standard Liege preview + Time for some small guys to make a bigger impact http://arseblog.net/2009/11/24/standard-liege-preview-time-for-some-small-guys-to-make-a-bigger-impact/ Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1353 point win from tonight's game to top the group. Of course after Saturday we'd consider that a rather disappointing result. A good spanking of the opposition is required to get ourselves back on track and ready for Chelsea on Sunday. The team news is that Kieran Gibbs returns and I expect he'll go straight into the team. Other than that it's a Lilliputian XI as our all our Gullivers remains out injured. We know about van Persie and Bendtner and Arsene announced yesterday that Abou Diaby had one of his patented little setbacks and will be out for the next three weeks. I do wonder if he's going to change things around much tonight. I'm not now convinced he'll change anything at centre-half but I think Eboue will play at right back, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Denilson come into the midfield in place of Song while Theo Walcott will probably get a run on the right side of the attack. At the press conference Arsene was being asked about Theo and one of the journalists suggested it was a big year for him because of the World Cup. There might been an x-rated version but watching the press conference via the official site I didn't see that. Arsene said:
    The big season is with Arsenal, not at the World Cup. We do not pay players to go to the World Cup - we pay the players to do well for Arsenal. The first pride of a man is to do well for the guy who pays you in life, not to go to the World Cup.
    And quite right too. You get the feeling the manager is still smarting a touch from Theo's involvement with the U21s in the summer. The player wanted to go, the manager was opposed and while selection was out of both their hands Arsene won't have been best pleased that injuries have disrupted his season in a big way. Perhaps this is a little reminder to Theo about where his priorities should lie. Do well for Arsenal and you might make England's World Cup squad. Let's face it, he's in there on reputation and I don't think it's unfair to expect him to start putting in some performances for us now. He needs to stay fit and show that he has progressed as a footballer for Arsenal. If he does that then he can be confident about the World Cup. Still, there's confidence within the squad that he can do the business. Cesc says:
    He is fit, back, and now he can help us. He looks really good in training and he's very sharp. As soon as he starts getting games and minutes I'm sure he'll play a big part in our season because he's a really important guy for us.
    Let's see it Theo. Another young man who has to start making an impression is Carlos Vela. AW is talking about extending his contract, despite the fact he seems to spend most of his time injured or travelling to and from Mexico for internationals. Arsene has confidence in him though, revealing he is one of the reasons he allowed Adebayor to leave in the summer:
    Vela is a fantastic talent and he is 20-years-old. We have invested a lot of time for him because we put him in Spain for two years, got him back and now we work with him every day. I believe he is a Robbie Fowler-type. He needs very little time to make a decision in the box. He is relaxed when he finishes and he has very short backlift. He is aswell left-footed and he is a similar size.
    At the moment though Vela seems like the post-Liverpool Robbie Fowler, not the amazing player he was at Anfield. It's obvious he's got talent, some of the goals he's scored have been outrageously good. He's got pace, tricks and he can finish, but we've only seen that in the relatively low-pressure environment of the Carling Cup. He needs to step up and start doing that in games that really matter because not only does it provide us with another attacking option but it provides competition for places which as we all know is healthy. At the moment I can't imagine anyone is worried about losing their place to Vela. I realise he's only 20 but he's been here now two years. He doesn't need any more time to adapt. He's part of a squad with big ambitions and everyone needs to play a part, let's hope he can make the breakthrough. Arsene wasn't the only one to face the media yesterday. They also had Cesc Fabregas and amidst all the talk of football and Arsenal and things that are actually important the issue of Barcelona had to be brought up. Well, it didn't have to be if you could think of something more interesting to talk about, like the life and times of Johnny Boring, who sat in a room staring at a blank wall for 90 years, but some of the journos are nothing if not hopelessly predictable. Cesc, as you would expect, dealt with such questions with aplomb, saying:
    It does not affect me at all because it's been going for years. To be honest I just don't think about it, I don't want to and I don't think I should because I'm at a great club and in a great team. I'm very happy where I am and there is very long season in front of us. The last thing I want to do is get disconnected from what I have to do which is to play football for my team and for the Club that pays me. I'm really looking forward to a great season with Arsenal.
    Top answer but it won't stop the press wheeling out the Cesc to Barcelona stories the minute one of their players mentions his DNA but there's not much we can do about that. It's worth having a look at the press conference if you've got Arsenal TV Online to see just how comfortable he is dealing with the press gang, at 22 years of age it's something else. He'll lead the team out tonight and hopefully we'll see a better display than the one against Sunderland. It'd be nice to tie up the group tonight which means that we can think about resting some players for the trip out to Greece for the final game. I don't expect anything less than a win, I think for the most part we've reacted well to disappointments this season and that should continue tonight. Not much else happening really. Some reports, although none official, say that Alex Song has been handed a 2 year extension to his contract. It's a measure of how important he's become to the team, I suppose. This time last year he wouldn't have convinced many that he was worth it but since the turn of the year he's a different player. You might question whether or not his development might have been more beneficial to player and team at a slower pace but it's impossible to argue with his form and performance this season. Stan Kroenke has bought some more shares. I was sure there was an article on the official site about it but it appears to be gone now. Finally, and without getting ahead of ourselves, I've got a pair of tickets to give away to Sunday's game against Chelsea with thanks to Emirates Airline. See this post for competition details and details of discounts to flights for Arsenal members. And that'll have to do. Here's to a good result tonight, more tomorrow.]]>
    1353 2009-11-24 09:00:20 2009-11-24 09:00:20 open open standard-liege-preview-time-for-some-small-guys-to-make-a-bigger-impact publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 2-0 Standard Liege : Victory, but at a cost http://arseblog.net/2009/11/25/arsenal-2-0-standard-liege-victory-but-at-a-cost/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1351 Some lovely play saw Arshavin take a shot on the run which went just wide and Arshavin, who was much busier than in pre-World Cup qualifying games, set up Cesc whose shot went even closer. When it came though the first goal was rather odd. We'd been playing with 9 men after Gallas and Arshavin had clashed heads. The Russian was having his head stapled shut while a clearly groggy Gallas was being reminded where he was, both of them off the pitch. I think it was Vermaelen who played a long ball forward, the defender slipped and Nasri reacted brilliantly. His half-volleyed finish was absolute perfection and we went 1-0 up. Denilson, playing his first game since Man City away, got the second when he thumped one from about 30 yards. While you can look at the goalkeeper the ball took a weird swerve just as it reached him and flew into the net. Arsene said something about Brazilian ankles, which are obviously different to normal ankles, but it was 2-0 to Arsenal at half-time. In the second it was really all about containment. There wasn't the same urgency, the players knew that they could cruise it a bit and the second half performance was that of a team with an eye on Sunday's game against Chelsea. Sylvester replaced Gallas whose right eye looked almost closed when he came back on in the first half and while I know he hasn't played much and is probably a bit rusty - I don't think he'll have filled anyone with much confidence. Personally I would much prefer to see Senderos given the nod when we lose one of Gallas or Vermaelen but he's so out of favour he's not even making the squad these days, which is a shame. And it would be silly not to point out that Standard, who really aren't very good at all, had some good chances last night. They hit the woodwork twice, the bloke with the stupid spirally hair was clean through on goal from a set-piece (more awful organisation and defending) but cocked it up good and proper, while I thought they should have had a penalty in the first half when a post-head clash Gallas knocked their player over in the box. If that had been at the other end I'd have been fuming that we didn't get. I know we had a claim via Eboue but for me that wasn't a penalty. A better team would have punished us last night and Chelsea are a much better team than Standard Liege. We've got to defend a lot better than we did last night if we want to win on Sunday. The biggest blow of the night came in the final couple of minutes. Kieran Gibbs tried a shot from the edge of the box and as their player came in to block the shot he caught Gibbs on the follow through - broken metatarsal. Bollocks. Of course I blame David Beckham. Until he broke his metatarsal pre-World Cup a few years back nobody apart from foot doctors/fetishists had ever even heard of metatarsals, let alone broken one. The bad news is that Gibbs is set to be out for 3 months and with Clichy out for another few weeks and Traore and Sylvester much less convincing options at left back it's going to make life a bit more difficult in the weeks ahead. It should also be noted that Gallas picked up an ankle injury as well as a swollen bonce so we've really got to keep our fingers crossed that he recovers ahead of Sunday. If I were the manager I'd be tempted to use one of Sagna or Eboue at left back but we can think about that more as the week progresses. Arsene's post-match reaction is here and the win will certainly help improve the mood and confidence before the Chelsea game. It's the 10th successive season in which we've qualified for the knock-out stages and the manager is confident we can go further than last season, which would be nice. Still, with one more game in the group stage and the knock-out games not till after Christmas we can more or less put the Champions League on the back burner now. Also, the manager revealed Alex Song had extended his contract, saying it would be confirmed officially soon and youngster Sanchez Watt has done exactly the same. So there you go. Now we can get back to the meat and drink of the league and start preparing for what is a huge game this weekend. There's plenty of time to preview that so I'll just remind you that if you fancy winning a pair of tickets, courtesty of Emirates Airline, you've got until midnight tonight to enter the competition. See this post for all the details and the Random Number Generator will select a winner who will be announced on tomorrow morning's blog. Till then.]]> 1351 2009-11-25 09:00:18 2009-11-25 09:00:18 open open arsenal-2-0-standard-liege-victory-but-at-a-cost publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Friday guff + Arseblog meets Dara O'Briain - Arsecast 140 http://arseblog.net/2009/11/27/friday-guff-arseblog-meets-dara-obriain-arsecast-140/ Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1346 big doubt over William Gallas whose eye is still so swollen he can't get his contact lenses in. Who knew Arshavin's head was so hard? It must be made of reinforced concrete. Fingers crossed Gallas recovers. I'm hopeful about Sunday but would be much less so at the thought of Sylvester, who appears to be the first replacement for either Gallas or Vermaelen, trying to prevent Drogba from carrying out his usual antics against us. If he didn't make it you might wonder if the boss would move Alex Song back to centre-half. It'd mean he could play Denilson in the midfield holding role and despite losing Song from midfield it'd be probably be a more secure option overall than the alternative. All the same we'll keep fingers crossed Gallas makes it so he doesn't have that choice to make. The importance of the game is not in question. Undoubtedly our biggest game of the season and while I'm loath to say it's make or break there's no doubt a result for either side would have a big say in where the title ends up. If we lose it's 11 points and a game in hand. That's a lot of ground to make up and leaves little room for error for the rest of the season. Win and it's 5 points, win the game in hand and it's 2 and everything's looking much better. After last season this team needs a sustained title challenge, something which Cesc is aware of. He says:
    The Premier League is the tournament I really want to win. In Spain, the Champions League is seen as superior to La Liga but here the Premier League is the pinnacle. Of course I believe we can win it. If not, there's no point in playing football. I play to win and that's what Arsenal fans want.
    There's always so much talk about how we've never won the Champions League and while it would obviously be an amazing trophy to win I always want us to win the league first. You might meet two or three decent teams along the way to a CL win and I don't know too many fans of top European clubs. I do, however, know lots of Chelsea, United, Liverpool and even Villa fans. Not to mention some Sp*rs supporters and winning the league allows you, as a fan, to bask in that glory for a whole year at the expense of those people. And isn't that what football is all about?! I think the team's priority every season should be the domestic title, anything after that is a bonus. And there's a real danger of slipping up big time if you prioritise Europe. I think it happened to AC Milan a few seasons back. They were magic in Europe, because that was the trophy they were after, and pretty much rubbish in Italy. So much so they finished in the UEFA Cup places and if it can happen to Milan it can happen to anyone. Wasn't whatsisface from those blue cunts in charge too? Anyway, I'm sure the importance and significance of the game on Sunday is not lost on the players. Dennis Bergkamp says he'd like to return to England as a coach:
    I would like to train and work in England. Only not as head coach but as member of the staff, so I can work with the strikers.
    The obvious problem with Dennis ever being a manager is his inability to fly anywhere, which would make like difficult, but the idea of him working with our group of strikers would be tantalising, to say the least. Not only could he teach them how score and how to create, he could teach them how to fling a sly elbow into Lee Bowyer's face, which is a talent sadly lacking in many of today's footballers. And that's really about that for this morning so it's time to move on to this week's Arsecast. On this week's show I am delighted to welcome, for a good old chat, comedian, TV presenter and loads of other things too, but especially Arsenal fan, Dara O'Briain. Also in the mix Sylvester, some scientific analysis of Chelsea fans and your chance to win a Savile Rogue scarf as well as the winner of last week's Savile Rogue scarf (and remember, if you're doing to Crimbo shopping you can get 10% off purchases at Savile Rogue by using the code ARSEBLOG at check out before Dec 6th). You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (25mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Ok then, have yourselves a good Friday. More tomorrow.]]>
    1346 2009-11-27 09:00:14 2009-11-27 09:00:14 open open friday-guff-arseblog-meets-dara-obriain-arsecast-140 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Thursday waffle + Chelsea ticket winner http://arseblog.net/2009/11/27/thursday-waffle-chelsea-ticket-winner/ Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1349 saying:
    My knee feels fine. I've been working hard trying to get fit for a long time so hopefully my injury problems are out of the way now and I can just concentrate on playing for Arsenal.
    Indeed. Concentrate on Arsenal. Not a mention of the World Cup. Or England. Apart from when he mentioned them but just to say he wasn't thinking about them. Whether he makes the team for Sunday remains to be seen. I rather suspect he won't and will have to settle for a place on the bench, which may not be a bad thing. He's scored a couple of times against Chelsea in his career and both times we've lost the game. But that was when he was starting. Perhaps as a supersub kinda chappy he might have a bit of third time lucky luck going on. The club officially confirmed that Alex Song has signed a new contract which will keep him at the club until 2014, apparently. 2014 seems like a ridiculously futuristic date to me. I know it's only 5 years away but if I cast my mind back to when I was a lad, kicking a football around Bushy Park in the 80s, the whole idea of 2014 would have conjured up ideas of all kinds of awesome technology - and I don't mean iPhones or really thin laptops. I mean flying cars and robot butlers who can make delicious meals with voice commands and houses that talk to you and transporters like Star Trek. You know, properly cool stuff, and not just regular cars which look a bit nicer and have a bit of a computerised display. Car manufacturers suck. Another left back is to undergo surgery, but fear not, it's an elective procedure for Armand Traore who is getting all his tattoos removed this summer because his religion tells him he should. Seems like a really painful option, if you ask me. What if he got every single bit of himself tattooed the exact same colour as his skin? That'd cover up the tattoos he already has and nobody would know the difference. Anyway, the lesson here is don't get your old girlfriend's name tattooed in 12 inch high letters across your back. Or the word 'Cock'. No good can come of it. Arsenal's reserves lost 2-1 to Aston Villa's reserves last night and Fran Merida got sent off, which means he could well miss the Carling Cup game against Man City. I didn't see the incident at all but I blame the Aston Villa player and the referee entirely. It seems the match report bears that out as well and you have to hope there's some kind of appeal procedure, it'd be a shame for him to miss out on the trip to Middle Eastlands but it looks as if that's the case. The game also saw returns to action for Lukasz Fabianski and Jack Wilshere, so that's some good news. Speaking of our young players Sheffield Wednesday boss Brian Laws has apparently 'blasted' Arsene Wenger for not allowing two of our players go on loan there. According to the Mirror Laws said:
    Arsenal haven’t grown their own young players, they have bought them from all over the world, and spent millions and millions of pounds on it. We’ve tried to get hold of them, but Arsene Wenger is going to play them in the Carling Cup. That was a disappointment.
    Strikes me the Mirror are shit-stirring a bit here as the two players they mention Wednesday wanted were Craig Eastmond and Jay Emmanuel "Emmanuel" Thomas, two local boys and not bought from all over the world. I'm sure Brian Laws knows that and perhaps he's just disappointed and not being able to boost his squad with good young players rather than actually 'blasting' Arsene Wenger. It'd be interesting to see the full quotes but I suspect some mischief making. If I were that Mirror reporter I'd be wary. Didn't Laws once smash up one of his own players with a plate? Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry. Gunnerblog has a piece on the Spirit of Highbury, which is not Arsenal's own brand gin, but a giant team photo featuring every player that ever played at our old home. They're still looking for photos of four players, maybe you can help - go read. Reports this morning say that Ruud van Nistelrooy will turn down a move to Arsenal in favour of signing for Liverpool. Oh no, I am truly gutted. Sadness is oozing from my very pores. I wish we would sign him in January. Then re-sign Patrick Vieira too. Then Paddy can break all his legs in the very first training session which could then be broadcast on Arsenal TV and the images of our players standing around laughing at that horsefaced bollock featured prick while he screams in agony will go in history as a comedy classic. Move over Charles in Charge. Right then, not much else going on so before I head off into the windy Dublin morning it's time to announce the winner of the Chelsea tickets with thanks to Emirates Airline. Emirates  Airline logoI asked you who scored the two goals which beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge last season and the answer was, of course, Robin van Persie. The RNG has done it's thing and the lucky winner is: Steve Thompson. Well done, I'll be in touch today and we'll arrange the whole pick-up/delivery thing. Thanks to everyone for all the entries, better luck next time, and thanks again to Emirates Airline for the fantastic prize. Right so, that'll have to do for today. More, and an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    1349 2009-11-27 09:00:38 2009-11-27 09:00:38 open open thursday-waffle-chelsea-ticket-winner publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Van Persie injury shocker + more pre-Chelsea stuff http://arseblog.net/2009/11/28/van-persie-injury-shocker-more-pre-chelsea-stuff/ Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1343 released a statement this morning, saying:
    Upon his return [from injury], the Arsenal medical team conducted a thorough review of his scans, his early injury management and the treatment he had received. Having scrutinised these in detail and assessed the response of his ankle, the Club’s medical team concluded that further investigation and opinion was required. Advice was sought from the leading ankle specialist Mr Niek van Dijk, who confirmed that more extensive damage had been suffered than was first diagnosed.  In order to repair his ankle, Robin will undergo surgery next week in Amsterdam to reconstruct the ligaments.  The Club’s medical team anticipate that a full recovery will take between four and five months.
    Firstly it's awful news for Robin who had been playing so well this season. I've mentioned before how unlucky he is with injuries and it seems the mirror he broke and salt he spilled and cracks on the pavement he stood on and the ladders he walked under are intent on disrupting his career in a big, big way. That it happened in a meaningless international friendly makes it all the more frustrating. All we can do is wish him a successful recovery, and as speedy one as possible. He speaks here about the injury, the placenta treatment and the rest. For us we have to look at what it means. Our best striker is now out for more or less the rest of the season. The only player we have who can really play the same role, Nicklas Bendnter is out injured as well although expected back reasonably shortly. When he does get back you have to think it's a big chance for him but another injury to him or a run of poor form and we don't have an obvious replacement. I'm sure the papers will be full of speculation in the days ahead but you can't help thinking this is a problem that needs to be sorted with the chequebook in January. That is unless one of the others really steps up and shows they can do it. As I said Bendtner is the obvious man to fill the gap, but there's Vela, Eduardo and even Theo Walcott who the manager says can be a top striker:
    I believe he has all the assets to be a fantastic central player. I'm very conscious of that because of the quality and the timing of his runs.
    However, there's still work to be done:
    At the moment, his strengths are more central to the counter-attacking role than the distribution role. That's what he has to add to his game.
    So while it might be a role he can perform in the future it seems unlikely he's going to be used there at the moment. And with the manager hinting he'll be starting from the bench so as to ease him back into competitive action after his injury then he's really not an option right now. Ahead of tomorrow's game Arsene has laid down the gauntlet for his players to show that they're ready to challenge for the title, saying:
    I think there is a period for any team to come out and show its strengths. I think for our team this moment has come. We are not any more a team that has to be considered to be young. We have the strengths and we want to show on Sunday that we want to beat them.
    Winning will certainly show we've got the mettle, going into this game with defensive worries and issues, two of our main strikers missing and our physical threat reduced due to their absences. Defeat tomorrow is unthinkable and we need to be properly switched on. Which is why I found the comments attributed to Andrei Arshavin a bit worrying. He's quoted after Russia's World Cup play-off exit:
    I am inconsolable and desolate at what has happened. My family keep telling me that I should forget it as soon as possible, that I should now switch to the club matters and the Champions League but that’s easier said than done. Nothing revives me so far. When Arsene Wenger asked me what state I was in, I honestly told him that at the moment I just do not want to play football at all. He talked to me for a long time. He said, too, that I need to switch my attention. But I cannot do it yet.
    Now, I like Andrei, he's a fantastic footballer when he's in the mood, and while I can understand him being disappointed Russia didn't qualify, he needs to get the fuck over and it and quickly. Arsenal pay his wages, we've got a huge game tomorrow and we need him 100% focussed on that, not moping around like a Smiths fans whose girlfriend actually is in a coma. The boss is confident he'll respond correctly and I really hope that's the case because if we're to beat Chelsea tomorrow then we need our best players to perform - and he is one of our best players. There's no time to feel sorry for yourself in professional sport, winners react and move on, they don't sit around grieving. Come on Arshavin, snap out of it. Tomas Rosicky says we can't be afraid of Chelsea's physical threat and suggests we have to get stuck right into them. Yes please. I love when we get stuck in. There's a great interview with Cesc in the Mail today - well worth a read and the esteem he holds some of the younger players in is obvious. He says:
    Aaron Ramsey has really developed. Physically he is bigger and more powerful, as you could see when we played Liverpool in the Carling Cup. If I go to sleep I will wake up and find him in my place. No, it is true. Wilshere will be a top player, too, and when he gets a bit older they will move him into the middle. They just need a run of games to gain confidence and they will be a big part of Arsenal’s future. A future I hope to be part of.
    Lots of great stuff in there as Arsenal big up their charity of the season, the Great Ormond Street hospital. Still no news as to William Gallas's involvement tomorrow, you have to think they're giving him as much time as possible before making a decision. He'll want to play though, considering the opposition, but we'll have to just wait and see. More on the game and possible line-ups tomorrow. Until then, have a good Saturday and watch out for Italians doing sliding tackles. They'll fuck you up.]]>
    1343 2009-11-28 09:00:12 2009-11-28 09:00:12 open open van-persie-injury-shocker-more-pre-chelsea-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Chelsea preview + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/11/29/chelsea-preview-sunday-round-up-3/ Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1340 Sunday round-up. Arsene is unhappy with the Dutch FA after their misdiagnosis of Robin van Persie's injury. I'd be interested to know what the procedure is there. They say 'X', do we not check or do we just take their word for it? Either way I don't think it's made a huge difference to how long Robin will be out for, a couple of weeks at best, but it's easy to understand the manager's displeasure. For me it also opens up the compensation issue - clubs should not have to suffer the financial cost of a paying a player injured on international duty. There should be a responsibility for the international FA to cover at least some of the wages. They can surely do this via insurance anyway and it's time this was sorted once and for all. Ivan Gazidis says success that is built is better than success that is bought. At this moment in time I would be of the opinion that success that is bought is better than no success at all and until we've got trophies to show for our work then it might be advisable not to talk about things like this. I know where he's coming from and all but still ... The Sunday Times talks to Thomas Vermalen:
    Not counting a dead rubber with Manchester United at the end of last season, it is two years and 18 matches since Arsenal last kept a clean sheet in a meeting with a Big Four rival.
    Not sure about that stat though. It's a bit like saying 'Not counting the double Arsenal won in 2002, the Gunners haven't done the double since 1998'. I have to say I'm not hugely confident we can keep a clean sheet today though. Let's just hope we score more. The Guardian on Andrei Arshavin - nothing in there we haven't seen before really. And that's about that. Time for the papers and to watch the rain until kick-off. Come on you Goooooners!]]>
    1340 2009-11-29 09:00:12 2009-11-29 09:00:12 open open chelsea-preview-sunday-round-up-3 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 0-3 Chelsea : Brought down to size http://arseblog.net/2009/11/30/arsenal-0-3-chelsea-brought-down-to-size/ Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1337 I think for our team this moment has come. We are not any more a team that has to be considered to be young. After yesterday's defeat I think the uncomfortable truth is that we are a team that has to be considered not good enough to mix it with the big boys. Chelsea didn't really break a sweat yesterday and they dismissed us with consummate ease. You can say 'Well, how would Chelsea have coped with Anelka, Drogba and Ashley Cole missing?'. That is irrelevant. We were the ones who had to cope with some of our important players being out and we couldn't do it. I don't particularly have any time for Arsene's 'Everything went against us' either. I can almost guarantee if the Arshavin 'goal' had happened at the other end and Anelka had kicked the ball out of Almunia's hands he would be absolutely fuming if that had been given. Of course he's right to say at 2-1 it would have been a different game but I think pointing the finger at the referee fudges the issue - which is basically that they're a better, stronger team than we are. And it hurts to say that. It was looking reasonably positive. We had lots of possession, we got in behind their full backs on a number of occasions but we couldn't find the final ball. Our forwards were busy but posed little danger to Chelsea's defence and it's hard to look beyond the fact that we didn't have much of a physical threat throughout the game. Crosses were meat and drink to Chelsea's centre-halves, I'm sure John Terry won't ever have nightmares about playing against Eduardo. Meanwhile, at the other end, our defensive frailties and inability to cope with Didier Drogba continued. The first goal came from a decent cross from Ashley Cole, he landed it between the two centre-halves and Drogba sidefooted it home. An instinctive striker's finish from a player in exceptionally good form. Annoying, but what was to come just a couple of minutes later was infuriating. We were undone by almost exactly the same ball. Again Cole was free to deliver it unchallenged into the box, this time Almunia was off his line, panicked, and Vermaelen sliced it into his own net. That we didn't learn from the first goal is a real sign this team has little or no defensive nous and the central defensive partnership did not cover themselves in glory in any way. It was poor all round. The second half began with the rather curious replacement of Alex Song with Theo Walcott. Song had been one of our better players and was about the only bit of muscle we had in midfield. Theo's introduction helped push Ashley Cole back but little else. Wenger made changes early, bringing on Vela for Eduardo and then Rosicky for Nasri but nothing much changed. Lots of tippy-tappy, not much threat. Did Cech have a save to make in the whole game? Late on Drogba added insult to injury with a decent free kick but Manuel Almunia ought to hang his head. It was obvious where Drogba was going to put it and for me the keeper should have saved that. Not that it would have made any real difference but still. Full time, 3-0, 11 points behind Chelsea and a lot of very depressed Arsenal fans. We got dismantled, at home, by a team who deserved their win. Arsene post-game was classic 'It's not as bad as you think', saying the scoreline didn't reflect the game but it's hard to see where he's coming from. They had their chances and took them. We didn't even really have chances. Of course we missed van Persie, Bendtner and even perhaps Diaby, but the fact is the loss of three players turns this team into a very small outfit indeed (headline of the day goes to Goodplaya). I think we're too small, even with the previously mentioned players available. We lack physical presence and it does make a difference. Ask John Terry or William Gallas who they'd rather play against - Eduardo or Drogba, and you'll find them stumping for the Crozilian every time. When the intricate passing stuff doesn't come off then a bit of brute force is needed, a change of game plan. The Arsenal website doesn't have the height of the players but I'm guessing that out of the 16 outfield players in our squad yesterday only 2 were 6' or over - Song and Sylvester, who stayed on the bench. Now, I'm not saying height is everything, but it's something. Football is a physical game and if you have no physical threat then surely you're at a disadvantage no matter how pacey and skillful you might be? Having a small team worked for Spain in Euro2008 but the quality of little guys they have is superior to the quality of the little guys we have - and international football is nowhere near as physical as the Premier League. If you walk onto a football pitch and see big, strong men it gives you something to think about. It's an area I think we have to address. With van Persie out till April, Song going away to the ACN in January only Diaby and Bendtner remain - and that we're now pinning hopes on a player who is fails to convince many and is perpetually injured, and a young striker who is still very much in the learning phase of his career is telling. So, November ends and there won't be too many unhappy to see the back of it. The mood has changed, no question, and I was curious to see where we stood this time last year and whether or not things were much different. End of November 2008: Played 15, Won 8, Drawn 2, Lost 5, conceded 19 goals End of November 2009: Played 13, Won 8, Drawn 1, Lost 4, conceded 18 goals For all the positivity it's not easy to suggest we've improved, is it? Especially defensively, which is where we all wanted to see things get better. The much lauded partnership between Gallas and Vermaelen hasn't stopped us shipping goals and you have to wonder if the goodwill towards them as a duo came from the fact their goals were so important early in the season and not their defensive solidity. You can't look at those stats and ignore the fact we're defensively worse - after 13 games last season we had conceded 15 to 18 this time around. I'm not saying it's just down to the centre-halves, defending is something the whole team should be doing but we're just not good at it. We don't have a goalkeeper who provides the base of the spine we need him to, our midfielders switch off allowing service to strikers, and we're vulnerable from set-pieces. The issues from last season have not been addressed and we're suffering for it. Now, on a more positive note after last November we went on an unbeaten run in the league which stretched to 20-odd matches. Yes, there were some awful 0-0 draws in there, but it's something we need to do again. For all their woes Liverpool, who we play in a couple of weeks, are just 2 points behind us and while I think they're a worse side than they were last year they have enough experience and ability to turn things around and to get themselves out of the run of poor form they're in. We need to snap out of it and get things moving again. We have players who can win us games, December's fixtures are relatively kind, and despite the points gap it is only the end of November now. There's a long way to go in this season. Hand on heart I can't see us making up 8/11 points on Chelsea but who knows what can happen? What I do think though is that the manager has got to look at the issues that this side has in terms of our lack of physical power and our tendency to concede goals. How often do we concede to a team's first chance or only chance? Arsene wrote that off as an anomaly a few weeks back, I would suggest it's a bad habit and one we need to sort out quickly. A season that promised so much a few weeks ago is now depressingly familiar. It's not too late to turn it around, a few wins on the trot and everyone will be feeling a lot better about things, but when you've just been turned over at home like that, you would be unwise to ignore the lessons you've just been taught.]]> 1337 2009-11-30 09:00:20 2009-11-30 09:00:20 open open arsenal-0-3-chelsea-brought-down-to-size publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Picking up the bits and pieces + Arsecast 141 http://arseblog.net/2009/12/01/picking-up-the-bits-and-pieces-arsecast-141/ Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:05:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1335 Andrei Arshavin:
    We haven't stopped fighting for the championship. I think that if we manage to win the next couple of games, then everything will fall into place. After all, Chelsea can stumble, too. But we have to win ourselves
    Tomas Rosicky:
    The next match is vital. After a defeat like this, you need to have a good reaction, if not it will be even more difficult. The only thing you can do is carry on and try your best again.
    Bacary Sagna:
    There is a lot of disappointment but we can't remain focused on that, otherwise we could sink lower. We have a postponed match that we must win. Then, the situation could quickly change
    From Rosicky and Sagna there's also the opinion that Chelsea are going to be hard to catch, which is undoubtedly true, but football is a funny game. This time last year Chelsea were 5 points clear of Man United and we know what happened in the end. What we have to do is ignore them, ignore everyone, and just concentrate on our own form. December is a month in which 18 league points are up for grabs, take the bulk of them and things could look an awful lot different, so let's try and do just that. One point to make - Eduardo and Vela have both been disappointing in their recent run-outs up front, but let's remember it took Robin van Persie a good few games at the start of the season to get used to that particular role. I'm not suggesting either of them are as suited to it as van Persie has proved to be but it's worth bearing in mind. In the meantime there's a Carling Cup game tomorrow night against Manchester City. There'll be a fuller preview in tomorrow's blog, after we get the squad list and so on, but I think this is going to be a very tough test for the kids. We might see a bit of experience in there, Theo Walcott and Carlos Vela to name two who could clearly do with getting some time on the pitch, but for the most part I think it'll be the youngsters. City go into the game on the back of 7 consecutive league draws, their fans must be getting a bit restless, and Hughes is going to play a strong team, I reckon. Anyway, more on that tomorrow. The FA are set to investigate an incident during the Chelsea game in which a camera, or a fake camera, was thrown onto the pitch as Frank Lampard was about to take a corner. There's no likelihood of serious problems for the club but it's not clever to chuck stuff on the pitch, is it? Denilson says we have to win a trophy this season and that the manager believes in the players. Obviously Denilson's Brazilian ankles have bewitched Arsene. Jay Simpson, currently on loan at QPR, reckons he's got what it takes to step into van Persie's shoes. He's got 8 goals so far this season - however, as he's on a season long loan I don't think he can be recalled anyway. The best he can do is have a good season on loan and see what happens next summer. In the meantime though Arsenal might have signed another striker. Dubai's financial crisis may see Emirates Airline up for sale, according to the Guardian. Quite how that would affect us if it did happen I really have no idea. Transfer guff? The Mirror links us with Sevilla winger Diego Perotti - obviously our record of buying young wingers from Andalucia would fill one with absolute confidence -  while the Express says Celtic want Jack Wilshere on loan. The club have detailed the payments made to agents in the period from Oct 2008 to Sept 2009 - £4.8m. Agents might well be voracious cunts but they're good at it. Now, because there's no Arsecast this weekend, here's a midweek Arsecast special kinda thing. In the wake of the Chelsea game I chat with Goodplaya, GilbertoSilver and the man from East Lower about where we stand, how we react and the general state of play at the club at the moment. It's a straight-laced, round-table job, and it might just pass half an hour if you've got nothing better to do. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (19mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. I bid you all a most splendid Tuesday.]]>
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    Carling Cup preview - Transfers - Arshavin - iPhone app http://arseblog.net/2009/12/02/carling-cup-preview-transfers-arshavin-iphone-app/ Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1333 As with all the Carling Cup games it's a great chance for some of the young players to show what they can do. In particular I'm looking forward to seeing Wilshere. I know he's still only 17 but from the bits and pieces we have seen of him he's a game changer, a guy who can make things happen and with first team places up for grabs it's a chance for him to shine. It's another opportunity for Aaron Ramsey as well. He played his way into contention this season then started at Sunderland where he played himself out of contention. Perfectly normal for an 18 year old, we cannot expect real consistency at that age, so he'll be keen to put that performance behind him. We know City are an expensively assembled team, on paper it should be no contest, but thankfully football doesn't work like that. It's going to be tough but I have no doubt we'll go there and make a game of it tonight. Now, leaving that aside there's loads happening. Firstly Arsene Wenger has said we'll be active in the January transfer window. Interesting. Normally his cards are so close to his chest they fuse with his skin, 'Arsene 10 of clubs nipples' they call him, but with van Persie out injured it looks as if he's going to dust off the chequebook and bring somebody in. I assume this will kickstart all kinds of rumour and speculation, already van Nistelrooy is mentioned again, but I'm sure I'm not alone in hoping that he's got his scouts scouting players in other positions too. As mentioned on the Arsecast yesterday the need for a centre-half is pressing should one of Gallas and Vermaelen get an injury - and when you consider how much they've been playing it does increase the chances of that happening - and with Alex Song away to bless the rains down in Africa you might suggest we need someone to step into that role too. Let's hope Arsene has the right filters on his searches too: Search for: CB, ST, DM - Height: > 6' - Strength: > Godzilla - Skillz : Awesomez!!! It'll certainly make life that much more fun as we wait until 11.59 on January 31st to make those signings, oh yes. One man who would like to see new players come in is Andrei Arshavin. He says:
    Arsene Wenger needs to buy new players - and expensive ones too. Why? Because all the talented and inexpensive players are already with us at Arsenal.
    I could be wrong but I do remember that quote being around before now but maybe he's just repeating himself. He does talk a lot, Arshavin, and has expressed concerns about the team as well, saying:
    What I feel bitter about is that we lose in all the big matches. That is disappointing and lets doubts creep into my mind.
    Maybe he's just one of those people who says exactly what he thinks, ruling a career in diplomacy in his later life, but his honest assessment of things doesn't mean he can't cast a critical eye over himself. Of his own form this season he says:
    Only sometimes have I shown my full skills and I'm not sure why that is. It doesn't matter where I play, on the right side or the left, I don't think I've played that well.
    Which is probably right. I don't think we've seen anything like the best of him this season. When he has sparked into life he has been creative and dangerous but he seems to spend too much of games on the periphery. Whether that's to do with fitness or just poor form I don't know but at least he's aware of it himself. That said, when we're without our main striker, it's not unfair to look to one of our most talented and experienced players to do a little more and to help get us through, so hopefully he can step it up a bit in the weeks ahead. Elsewhere Denilson's attitude in this interview is exactly right - the young Brazilian still doesn't always convince everyone, myself included, but that is exactly the kind of mindset we need right now. Arsene Wenger complains about the rules regarding players being away on international duty and he is dead right. Abou Diaby was injured going away with France and should never have been called up. Instead of being at the club who pay his wages for treatment, he was off with his national team when there was never any chance of him playing. That cannot be right and something has to give. Unfortunately, as long as Twatter and Splatini are in charge of things I don't see anything changing. The boss also says we were misled by the Dutch FA over Robin van Persie while Samir Nasri talks about how great he feels at Arsenal. Finally for today, if you're one of them kool kidz with an iPhone, I'm glad to tell you the Arseblog app is back on the iTunes store. Big thanks to Rocky - you might remember him from such other awesome things as this - who has been through the mill a bit to get it accepted, but it seems everything's ok now and you can get your daily dose of Arseblog via your little piece of Appley technology by clicking here. So, that's that, here's to a good game tonight, a win for the young guns and a broken spineatarsal for you know who. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1333 2009-12-02 09:00:28 2009-12-02 09:00:28 open open carling-cup-preview-transfers-arshavin-iphone-app publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Man City 3-0 Arsenal: Slack defending the root cause again http://arseblog.net/2009/12/03/man-city-3-0-arsenal-slack-defending-the-root-cause-again/ Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1330 He says:
    You cannot say we develop the players ... and then never give them a game.
    So while defeat is always a pain let's not go too overboard here. The game itself was relatively tight in the first half. We didn't necessarily create a great deal, they had the best chance when poor defending allowed Shaun Wright-Phillips to square it for Craig Bellamy whose shot went just wide. There wasn't anywhere near the same flow to our game as their was in the previous round against Liverpool but then City played their first XI, Liverpool had a Carling Cup team out. As such guys who shone, like Eastmond and Merida, found the going a lot tougher. And understandably so. The goals we lost the game to though are ones I hope the manager makes the players watch again on video, because there are lessons to be learned. For the first Rosicky lost the ball carelessly on our right hand side, City cleverly blocked him off although he might have done more to get back, and after that we made it easy for Tevez. Eboue never got close to him and Alex Song made the basic mistake of going to ground in the area, they teach you not to do that in under-12s football. Tevez drove on and mutanted a shot right into the top corner which gave Fabianski no chance. The second was another belter. Sylvester backed off Wright-Phillips, he never even tried to get a tackle in, and when the ball ended up in our net, with a great finish it has to be said, you could see what a mistake that was. He had a funny game Sylvester, he did some things very well, but made some awful howlers. He ended up on his arse trying to shield the ball out which resulted in Bellamy's chance in the first half, the ball just bounced off him a few times, his passing was careless, and Alex Song was lucky not to get a red card as last man from a card happy ref after another Sylvester cock-up saw Stephen Ireland go through on goal. That he is our third choice centre-half scares the ever loving shit out of me. There was no Senderos last night, it seems his Arsenal career has come to a rather sad end. The official word was that he 'picked up a bit of a knock' but I'm doubtful that's the case. He's frozen out and for everyone's sake he should be allowed move in January. He should have been allowed go in the summer when the Everton deal was agreed but what's most clear is that Arsenal need to buy a centre-half when the transfer window opens. I would go so far as to say our need for a defender is more pressing than our need for a striker. The third City goal came when Wilshere and Song got too close on our right allowing Bellamy to skip past them both, he crossed and some cheapo cunt I'd never heard of got the third. I think our only shot which in any way troubled Shay Given came in the last minute when Merida crashed one off the bar from range. So, overall a disappointing but not wholely unexpected result and for me the Carling Cup will always be about the youngsters. Some nights will be epic and awesome, other nights not so much. Last night was one of the other nights and I pretty much agree with the manager when he talks about the relative importance of this competition. I suppose if I had to criticise anything it'd be the decision to play Song whose physical presence would have been required against a very big Stoke team this weekend, the booking he picked up last night means he misses the game, but if we can't beat Stoke at home without him then maybe our troubles go a lot deeper than we think. The other main talking point involved Arsene Wenger not shaking hands with Mark Hughes at the end of the game. Wenger said afterwards:
    I am free to shake whose hand I want. I had no professional courtesy to shake his hand.
    If people want to label Wenger a sore loser then fine. Frankly I thought Hughes behaviour on the touchline was appalling all night. Like a big blustering bully he prowled around, baiting Wenger, swearing at him, and basically behaving like an oaf of the highest order - then he complains at the end when a handshake is refused him? What a cunt. Honestly, if you behave like a cunt then people will treat you like a cunt and Hughes got exactly the kind of respect he deserved - none. People talk about it being etiquette and all that but if you show someone discourtesy for 90+ minutes and behave like an oik why on earth should they feel obliged to shake your hand just because it's custom to do so? I'm with Wenger on this one, Hughes was a prick. The easy option would have been for Arsene to shake his hand, with cameras looking on and pundits and columnists ready to have a go it's a more difficult decision not to. For me the bottom line if you behave with even a modicum of respect and manners then you will get a handshake at the end of the game - from Arsene Wenger or any other manager. If you don't then you're nothing more than a hypocrite if you complain afterwards. Like Hughes did. Anyway, there's too much bollocks in football about shaking hands, as if it's the be all and end all of sportsmanship. You shake hands in the tunnel, you shake hands in the line-up with the shitty music before the game, shake hands after the game. Fuck that. There's no need for it all, FIFA/UEFA forcing this veneer of 'We're all super friends!!' to make the game more advertiser friendly. A load of septic horse minge is what it is. I want less handshaking, more kicking people right up in the air. That's what football is really about, not touchy-feely shite like anthems and pre-game embraces. Ok, a quick round-up of some other stuff before I go. The Sun has started the inevitable 'Let's link every striker in the world to Arsenal now that they've said they're going to spend some money' stuff. It's Wolfsburg's Edin Dzeko, who was linked to us in the summer. He looks good on YouTube. I mean, that's as much as we need to scout him, right? Alex Fynn, co-author of 'Arsènal: the Making of a Modern Superclub', will be doing a signing along with Alan Smith in Waterstones in Enfield tomorrow. For more details check out the Online Gooner. And the official site is giving away a chunk of the Arsenal TV online stuff for free this weeekend, including the match day show against Stoke. More details here. And that's about that for today and that is most certainly that from me until Tuesday of next week. I'm taking a few days off and heading to Barcelona. I've got Barcelona DNA, you see. And with Tom away on his holidays too there was the very real possibility of no blog at all until I got back. But fear not, with you in my absence is the most excellent Goonerholic who will ensure you get your daily dose. One of the things I like about being away is reading Arseblog when I don't write it, and with 'holic on board I'm definitely looking forward to it. As well as the mojitos and beers and tapas and all that. So, until next week, take it easy, have a great weekend and I'll blog you soon.]]>
    1330 2009-12-03 09:00:51 2009-12-03 09:00:51 open open man-city-3-0-arsenal-slack-defending-the-root-cause-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Lawrence http://arseblog.net/2009/12/04/lawrence/ Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1328 that non-handshake. I have to say I was critical of both managers in the moments that followed the game on Wednesday, but my attitude towards Mark Hughes part in escalating the incident is hardening. Thank goodness, in a veritable media sea of vitriol and bullshit, Amy Lawrence came to the rescue of those seeking some perspective. One of those quick to offer his opinion was not surprisingly Tony Pulis, manager of Stoke City, who must be dreaming of being the next student of the 'Phil Brown academy in deflecting attention from your own shortcomings as a shit manager' to be snubbed by Arsene, really or otherwise, on Saturday. More on that contest tomorrow, obviously, but the early news from Arsene's Thursday interview made for some mixed emotions as usual. Bacary Sagna should be fit to return, but Theo Walcott has 'gone in the fetlock' again, and as we all know Alexandre Song is suspended. Arsene was clearly not talking about Nicklas Bendtner and Abou Diaby's most missed attribute when he added,
    As for the other players we had injured, the long-term ones I do not even speak about. But the players who looked to be shorter - like Clichy, Diaby and Bendtner - will not be available.
    Short they most definitely are not, boss, and we are missing them because of that. I suspect the Friday press conference will reveal more, but we will just have to wait for that. The transfer speculation, increasing almost hourly it would seem as January edges ever closer, included the forgotten man of the Grove, Philippe Senderos. The Times put his wish to pursue regular football in relation to the upcoming World Cup, which makes sense. I'm not aware though exactly where the rumours of Atletico Madrid's interest originated. Always question what you read, even in the Times! Now, those of you who religiously turn up on a Friday looking for the always excellent arsecast are three days too late this week. Try popping back to Tuesday's post if you are desperate for your fix. I must confess I am a bit peeved. When blogger asked if I could look after the blog as a last resort, what with Tom being away as well, I immediately got to work on a Friday podcast. Well aware I would have to top Dara O'Briain as a guest, I managed to get in touch with Orlando Bloom. It was surprisingly easy given that his number (and Latin name, oddly) appeared in the yearbook of the Florida Horticultural Society. He visibly wilted when I passed on the news that blogger was pulling the plug on my 'cast. Orlando, I trust you have been able to stem your disappointment at being hung out to dry like that? Anyway, if you were hoping to be the winner of the competition to win a Savile Rogue scarf, the man says come back next week, and he'll throw in a lace handkerchief as well as interest on the late award, (and remember, if you're doing Chrimbo shopping you can get 10% off purchases at Savile Rogue by using the code ARSEBLOG at check out before Dec 6th). So that is it. Have a great long weekend, arseblogger, and when you get round to reading this would you remind me about the arseblog basset hound's strict dietary regime. I think I may have got the order wrong already. I'm sure the smell will have left the east wing of the kitchen before you get back.]]>
    1328 2009-12-04 09:00:41 2009-12-04 09:00:41 open open lawrence publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Lucky Pants, Stoke, And Tippy-Tappy Football http://arseblog.net/2009/12/05/lucky-pants-stoke-and-tippy-tappy-football/ Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1326 "There is always a little period of re-adaptation when such an important player is missing. A team needs to find a new balance. During this period sometimes you pay for it, but we have no choice. I believe we have enough quality to live with that, and we have a good opportunity to show that in the coming games." Hopefully in days rather than weeks we will have Nicklas Bendtner back, but to rely on him to retain both form and fitness for six months is too much to expect, probably. Le Boss was quick to rule out any move for Edin Dzeko or Mario Balotelli in January, and probably discounted Marouane Chamakh as well, given that les Girondins have progressed to the knock-out phase of the Champions League.
    "Let's not dream too much. In January you need to find a world-class player, who has not played in the Champions League, so we need a very good Christmas."
    Of course there are existing solutions that perhaps we are too quick to rule out. Eduardo and Vela have proven to be predatory goalscorers in the past. Indeed both before, and since, his horrific injury at Birmingham, we have seen Eduardo spoken of as 'the best finisher at the club'. I expect him to be given the nod today to rediscover that touch that has so deserted him in recent weeks. Last night I was hopeful that we may see an all-out attacking supporting cast of Rosicky, Nasri, Fabregas, and Arshavin, providing the bullets for him, until I watched Nigel Winterburn on ATvO hinting that Emmanuel Eboue was in line for a start, and suggesting perhaps another surprise. Whoever we get to see, I am confident that the points will be secured. Come on Arsenal! An Update From Barcelona The break didn't start well. Apparently blogs twisted his ankle at the airport and, unable to locate any horse placenta, persuaded a local vet to inject him with some ass' jizz, or at least I think that is what was said. The line wasn't the best in all honesty. Apparently a romantic evening at Don Tapas is planned tonight. I am reliably informed that blogger has quickly remastered his five words of Spanish, although Mrs Blogs is still required to order the mojitos.
    Hola, dos cervezas por favor.
    I'm glad you are both having a great time. Just so you are prepared reports from home suggest the party is still in full swing. The Garda are keeping a respectful distance but watching developments closely.  A trained negotiator earned the release of the arseblog basset hound who was placed with your local electrician. To be fair it is the local electrician's faithful partner who is doing the looking after, as the aforementioned sparkie has also not been seen since last night. Press helicopters are doing a good job covering the ongoing events. Cheers all. Please pray, if only for my benefit, that we give this lot a convincing beating today.]]>
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    Champions League Squad To Be Stripped of Anfield Starters? http://arseblog.net/2009/12/07/champions-league-squad-to-be-stripped-of-anfield-starters/ Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:00:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1321 Arsene Wenger is devastated at the loss of Rosicky this weekend, and carried an interesting quote from 'Le Boss'.
    "We pick up more injuries than the other big teams, that is true. You cannot say there is not a reason for it but we have not found it yet."
    I have read that a few times now, because it is something so similar to some of the things that a lot of supporters have been saying as well. Strangely he is quoted on a weekend when Manchester United may also claim to be suffering similar numbers of players under treatment. However, I was drawn to the second sentence again and again. It seems to me that even Arsene has been concerned at the possibility that something in either the dietary, or fitness, regime at the club may be a contributory factor. That being the case I hope they find the cause soon, while we still have a handful of players with first team experience still capable of walking. I should also point out before heading for work that the Mirror, that great provider of non-stories, runs with the death of a non-story, pointing out Arsene's amused, and amusing, response to speculation linking us with Ruud van Casualty. Thank You Rather than overplay the faux reports from Barcelona can I take this opportunity on my last day here to say thanks to Blogs for asking me to fill in for him this weekend, and also thanks to you, the readers, the Arseblog community, for lots of kind comments. I really struggled to squeeze a flat cap onto my swollen head yesterday before venturing out shopping. It has been an education, and has confirmed to me that publishing something of this magnitude and consistent quality on a daily basis, for as long as he has, is a quite remarkable achievement. I'm glad you finally got your long weekend away Blogs, but even more glad that you will be back in the morning so I can return to my own bijou little establishment. And next time, can you and Tom synchronise your diaries? Cheers all.]]>
    1321 2009-12-07 09:00:15 2009-12-07 09:00:15 open open champions-league-squad-to-be-stripped-of-anfield-starters publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    I'm Not Muesli Up This Early On A Sunday Morning http://arseblog.net/2009/12/07/im-not-muesli-up-this-early-on-a-sunday-morning/ Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1324 Ooh, that's why I'm easy I'm easy like Sunday morning Lionel Richie could have been singing just for me this morning, as I strolled down the road to the shops, but this was no advertisers dream. Last night as the game at Eastlands kicked off, I foolishly volunteered to eat a bowl of muesli if Chelsea lost to this 'shower of shit'. The contents of the box I had to go and purchase are now staring back at me. They look like the scrapings from the cage floors of two dozen incontinent mynah birds. At least the Guinness has added some flavour to the congealed mass. Nevertheless that result, combined with our own defeat of Stoke City, restored the position we found ourselves in last Sunday morning. Not that such a turn of events looked likely as the team news broke yesterday and Eduardo was mysteriously absent. For the first time I can remember, and I have lived to see Tottenham beat Arsenal in a league game (really!), we fielded a goalkeeper, four defenders, and six midfielders. Not even a Carlos Vela to lead the line. Of course the masterstroke was the selection of Andrey Arshavin 'up top'. The little Russian needed a mental pick me up, and this appeared to provide it. In the opening half he shot narrowly wide, secured a penalty, and scored the opening goal as Stoke's lumbering defenders failed to deal with his movement, his surprising upper body strength, and his sheer determination to lift this Arsenal side out of a mini-slump.
    Arshavin opens the scoring
    Typical of his ingenuity was the move that drew a reckless challenge in the area from the club-footed Delap. That boy really should stick to playing football with his hands. Sadly Cesc Fabregas failed to add pace to direction on the resulting spot-kick and Sorensen saved, having moved a tad early. The skipper nearly made amends but again found his goalbound effort brilliantly cleared off the line. The luckless Emmanuel Eboue appeared not to move a tad early, unfortunately. As long as there was only one goal in it a sense of nervousness would prevail. Further injuries may not have helped the skittish nature of the home support. When Tomas Rosicky failed to materialise in the second-half, Vela finally got his chance. Arshavin was still in magnificent fettle, drawing a fine save from Sorensen before seeing a rising drive deflected onto the bar by Faye, who had already prostrated himself to pay homage to his tormentor. Then came the injury that settled Stoke's fate. Eboue limped off, and the man everybody had come to see was replaced by Aaron Ramsey. Ten minutes from time the Welsh international gave the scoreline a realistic look, playing a one-two with Arshavin (who else) before calmly finishing with the outside of his right foot. There was still time for Armand Traore to get a knock and be replaced by Mikael Silvestre, and afterwards Arsene Wenger revealed that William Gallas, too, had suffered a hamstring problem. Arsene summed up the game the way most others appeared to see it.
    I feel we had a good first half and we should have been two or three up and then in the second half you could see that recent defeats had played on our mind because it was only 1-0 and we were a bit more restricted. But what I liked is that we didn't give any chances away and we got the second goal that secured the win.
    For those who have yet to see the game, Arsenalist has the highlights and the goals here. The injury list, however, is taking on alarming proportions. Frankly I see no benefit in taking any of the remaining fit first-team squad players to Olympiacos on Wednesday, for what is effectively a dead rubber. Sorry, Standard Liege, but you have created your own problem, and I suspect the Arsenal youngsters will put far more serious effort into securing a result than would the senior players at this point. Meanwhile In Barcelona I hear that the romantic evening went well right up to the point at which Blogs passed out on the beach. Being a dead weight Mrs Blogs left him there and adjourned to the hotel, only to find him this morning, the central figure in a grotesque sand sculpture depicting an alliance of Terry Wogan and Montserrat Caballe. Out of kindness I didn't ask which one he was. I was also able to pass on the good news that the party appeared to come to a premature end this morning when the electricity company cut supplies to Blogger's stately pile. SWOT teams will evacuate the estate later on this morning and the staff will then be able to go in and restore the property before the return of the holidaymakers on Monday. All is well that ends well.]]>
    1324 2009-12-07 09:00:30 2009-12-07 09:00:30 open open im-not-muesli-up-this-early-on-a-sunday-morning publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal's injuries : mystery and bad luck or something more simple? http://arseblog.net/2009/12/08/arsenals-injuries-mystery-and-bad-luck-or-something-more-simple/ Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1318 holic who filled in so capably in my absence. I enjoyed reading his Arseblogs as opposed to his normal blogs and I can assure him that once I get to explore the other wings of the house appropriate action will be taken. The Arseblog basset hound seems to be in fine fettle too so all in all he's kept things ticking over quite beautifully. And if his blog isn't on your reading list already then it should be. Cheers, 'holic, virtual Guinness heading your way until I can sort out the real thing. Now, back to the nuts and bolts of it all, and that's the Arsenal. As it stands I believe 89.56% of our players are out injured. We know there was always going to be a young team going to Greece this week but even if he'd wanted to play his first XI it would have proven impossible. Arsene spoke of their being an unknown reason why so many of our players pick up knocks and says it's our worst season ever for injuries. I'm certain it does merit some investigation. Whether it's the players being so finely tuned, the hardness of the pitch at the Grove, the training methods, diet, or something else we have to try and find the root cause and we have to do it soon. The other thought I have though is a bit more simple : What if just boils down to the fact that we have assembled a group of really injury prone players? Arsene says he's devastated by Rosicky's latest injury. I understand that, but he can't be surprised, can he? Even before his 18 months out he was in and out of the side with strains and niggles. Diaby and Eduardo can point to their horrific injuries as reasons why they've struggled but knowing these kinds of injuries can have cause such problems are we wise to rely on them? Let's face it, Diaby returned to action in January of 2007 and to this day he he plays a few games then misses 3-4 weeks with an injury. How long can you keep a guy like that around and then complain about him being injured? Theo, you get the feeling he's brittle. Carlos Vela seems to miss more games than he plays, William Gallas has had a major injury every season he's been at the club, Denilson has had months out each season, Robin van Persie we know all about, the list goes on. So while there's a definite need to try and figure out how we can make things better, perhaps we just have to accept that we have the most injury prone players in football. If it's a natural ability on their behalf or something that's down to us and our training methods, who can say? The fact is though that it is a massive handicap for this team. I can't remember the last time we've had a period with no injuries, or just the odd player out. It's always three or four, now it's practically a whole team. I was previously of the opinion that we didn't pick up more injuries than other teams, perhaps we were just more aware of ours. I don't think that's true anymore and until we do something about it, it's going to make achieving our ambitions a lot more difficult. A squad of 36? What's the alternative? Over to you, Arsene. And speaking of squad augmentation, Cesc has been talking about what we're missing, suggesting we need a player like Didier Drogba. He says:
    Sometimes it's true that you need a different kind of option. An average team that has the best striker in the world can always do something and Didier Drogba makes all the difference to them. Without him, their team would not be the same. Perhaps we had the same kind of problem against Chelsea as the boys had at Manchester City, not really having someone whose game is to go beyond defenders, and we were a little small to fight against them on crosses, too.
    The manager is talking about how difficult it is to find 'world class' players in January but when the captain is talking about needing different options up front he should be listening. By all accounts Arshavin did well up front against Stoke but I don't see him as a realistic option in the long run. He's good enough and clever enough to make it work for a few games but he's not a centre-forward. He's a guy who should be feeding the centre-forward. I know we've got Bendtner back soon enough and he certainly ticks some of the boxes in terms of strength and size but he's yet to add consistency of performance to his game. Perhaps a good run in the side will do that but at the moment he's one of the 89.56% and currently useless to us. All kinds of names will be thrown about between now and the end of the transfer window but my feeling is that we don't necessarily need someone who is 'world class'. When you talk like that it sounds like excuse making for not bringing somebody in. Sometimes you just need a decent player who can come in and do a job. Someone who can play a part, score some goals, give the team some balance and add to it in areas we're a bit short in (no pun intended). A functional signing, it doesn't have to be a youngster will all the potential in the world or a superstar, just a good player. And I'm sure Arsene Wenger, with his fabled knowledge of world football, must know a few of those. Let's see what happens. He says he's going to wait and see what happens with injuries. If I were a betting man I'd say it'll be Injuries 8-0 Arsenal. In other news Jack Wilshere talks about going out on loan but says he'd rather go to another Premier League club than anywhere else. At the moment we can't afford to loan anyone out and Wilshere strikes me as the kind of player we could do with as the season progresses. And the idea of strengthening any of our opponents, bottom to mid-table, seems somewhat pointless to me. And if you're heading to Greece tomorrow, the advice is to be alert. That's about that then. We should get a full squad list later this afternoon, it'll be interesting to see who has travelled to Athens, so more on that and the game tomorrow. Now, I need some toast.]]>
    1318 2009-12-08 09:00:29 2009-12-08 09:00:29 open open arsenals-injuries-mystery-and-bad-luck-or-something-more-simple publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wenger picks Maverick for top Gun Cruise http://arseblog.net/2009/12/09/wenger-picks-maverick-for-top-gun-cruise/ Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1315 here. With the amount of injuries we have the manager really didn't have much choice but I suppose it does add a bit of interest to what is, effectively, a nothing game. I remember years and years ago we played a similar kind of team in a Champions League game away from home. It might even have been in Greece too. I think Alberto Mendez might have scored and the Dead Snake too, but it was so long ago I don't recall the details. Nor is it interesting enough to go look them up. Players who thought they might possibly get a chance in the Carling Cup are now thrust into European action and it'll be a good experience for them. We know all about the likes of Merida, Wilshere, Ramsey and co, and with some experience from the likes of Walcott, Vela, Song the aforementioned Sylvester there should be enough of a blend to gel things together. That said, it's always a risky business playing young players in Europe and with this game so far and away the boss will be hoping it's not mission impossible for a player likely to make his debut at left back, Tom Cruise. Let's face it, he could have moved Sylvester to left back and perhaps made room in the squad for Senderos but Arsene said:
    Hell, no! I'm playing the kid, man. He’s used to the mickey-taking. But, for me, there’s only one Tom Cruise and he’s the one who plays for Arsenal! Tom is a very good footballer.
    Despite the youth of the team the manager thinks we can win the game. Personally, I don't think it matters one bit if we win or lose once we give it a good go. There's already talk of the manager being roundly criticised if we don't win this game but to me that's just absurd. We have already qualified for the knock-out stages as winners of the group, most of our senior players are injured to within an inch of their lives, it makes no sense to do anything other than pick a young team. And they're probably going to be a bit out of their depth against a pretty decent Greek outfit. So if the result doesn't go our way then so be it. It's not a stick to beat the managers and players with. We've already done the job we were supposed to do so if people want to go off on one should the result go against us then I really think they're wasting their time. It will be a good chance to see certain players though. Merida, Wilshere - whom the boss is open to loaning out - and Ramsey are all being talked about as the future of our midfield. They struggled against Man City last week in the Carling Cup, again not too unexpectedly, so it'll be interesting to see how they go tonight. Of Ramsey the manager says:
    He has spirit, and something that is very interesting, he is an efficient player, gets in the box at the right moment and is a penetrating player. He is not a guy who goes right across the pitch - Ramsey goes where it hurts, and when he gets there, he is a good finisher.
    So perhaps he's looking for a bit of that going where it hurts from the young Welshman tonight. He'll go into the game on the back of a productive cameo against Stoke too. All in all the presence of the youngsters makes the game watchable. Here's hoping they acquit themselves well. In other news Dennis Bergkamp is making flirty eyes with us and frankly I'm swooning. He says about a possible return in a coaching role:
    They want me to come, but it's too early for that. But I can see myself working with Arsene Wenger. We share out honesty, humor, vision, how to manage people and how to work with young players. It all worked out. There have been some hints. From him, from Arsenal, from the media. They want me to come.
    Oh God, Dennis, come, come. Sadly Arsene Wenger has ruled out a move for the moment so we'll have to just use our imaginations. You filthy bastards. Reports in Russia say some some Russian players were out carousing the night before their World Cup exit to Slovenia. Arsene Wenger has defended Andrei Arshavin saying he wouldn't be involved in those kind of high-jinks. Mostly because he's so tiny he can only get up to low-jinks which aren't nearly as much fun. Eddie Hapgood - Football AmbassadorRight then, final thing for today - a chance to win one of three copies of 'Football Ambassador' which is the biography of Arsenal legend Eddie Hapgood. Eddie joined Arsenal in 1927 and made a total of 440 appearances in both league and cup before retiring in 1944. In addition he captained England for 34 of his 43 international caps. Football Ambassador was the first football autobiography and was written at the end of a long and successful career for both club and country. To win a copy simply answer the following question: Eddie Hapgood is pictured on the front of Football Ambassador with his son Tony. Which current Premier League club did Tony play for professionally? Was it - a) Arsenal - b) Burnley - c) Chelsea If you're stuck on the question you might check out the website of the publisher, GCR Books, who also re-published the Arsenal Stadium Mystery and Forward Arsenal. Answers to competition@arseblog.com and the winners will be announced on Friday. Right then, that's that. Have a good day, fingers crossed for some fun football tonight, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Olympiakos 1-0 Arsenal : Ramsey shines as young team acquit themselves well http://arseblog.net/2009/12/10/olympiakos-1-0-arsenal-ramsey-shines-as-young-team-acquit-themselves-well/ Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1313 proud of the performance and I think that's fair enough. Overall we did enough to get at least a draw from that game, given the circumstances and the team we had out. It was a very effective training exercise really, nothing more than that. So, we top the group which means that we've got a two-legged tie against one of the group runners up. The 7 teams we can draw are: Bayern Munich, Stuttgart, Porto, Inter Milan, Lyon, AC Milan, CSKA Moscow. So some potentially tricky games in there, if you had to choose I think one of the German teams would be best, Stuttgart in particular, but I have this feeling in my water that it's going to be Inter Milan. Wenger v Mourinho again. The draw takes place on Friday week so let's think/worry about it then. Now though, attention has to turn to Sunday, back to the important business of the league and a big, big game against the Mugsmashers. More on that to come in the days ahead. Don't forget your chance to win a copy of 'Football Ambassador' the autobiography of Arsenal legend Eddie Hapgood (dope aided hog!!) with thanks to GCR Books. Details of the competition on yesterday's blog and the winners will be announced tomorrow. Till then.]]> 1313 2009-12-10 09:00:01 2009-12-10 09:00:01 open open olympiakos-1-0-arsenal-ramsey-shines-as-young-team-acquit-themselves-well publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Ouch in the head + Arsecast 142 http://arseblog.net/2009/12/11/ouch-in-the-head-arsecast-142/ Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1311 signed a new long term deal at the club. Naturally, being rubbish and useless and totally Mexican, Carlos is very excited while Arsene Wenger said:
    Let’s remember, he is still only 20 years-old, so there is still a huge amount to come from this boy. We have invested a lot of time in Carlos, as we put him in Spain for two years to get some good experience. Now he’s back with us, we’re working hard with him every day and he is a very exciting player. We’re looking forward to seeing Carlos score many goals in an Arsenal shirt for a long time to come.
    Which seems entirely reasonable to me this morning. Come Sunday afternoon when he's scored his third goal, on top of Arshavin's five, I'll sit back and say 'You know, I always thought he was going to be a really good player'. In all seriousness though, he is only 20. The lucky little cunt. I'd love to be 20. Vamos Carlos! Meanwhile, Theo Walcott, who has just signed up to write a series of children's books, is looking forward to Sunday's game at Anfield. He has dismissed claims that he's injury prone saying the fact that he is prone to injuries isn't relevant at all, and says that he's, you know, totally up for it and stuff:
    Hopefully if I get a start I will play my heart out. I was a Liverpool fan when I was younger and I have always played very well there. It always brings back happy memories, so if I am called on from the bench hopefully I'll do a job.
    I would like nothing more than for Theo to recreate that run about 7 times, each one resulting in a tap in for Vela or Arshavin. He's played very little this season, Theo, so games will help. I don't see him starting, to be honest, but he's certainly got a role to play after Arshavin's 5th makes it 5-4 to us. He can help kill off the game. Lukasz Fabianski is out to get Almunia but hopefully he goes about it in a nice way because Almunia is a nice chap. I think Jens might have broken Manuel's head a bit, you know. Think about it. If he's prepared to have a piss in a bin in the middle of a game there's pretty much nothing he wouldn't do in training. Anyway, the Polish dude wants into the first team, saying:
    I want to put Manuel under as much pressure as possible. What else can you do? You have to work hard every time you have an opportunity to show what you can do. We will see what happens. I hope he will be happy with that competition. I am preparing myself to play in every single game and I am ready to play in the Premier League.
    Yes! That's exactly the kind of 'can do' attitude we need around this place. None of this 'can't do' stuff which is the opposite of 'can do'. However, I suspect our goalkeepers are going to be dodgy as fuck until we get them a proper kit. Who can play well in light grey? How can you possibly intimidate the opposition and look big when you're in such an insipid shade of a shirt? We need to get back to proper keeper green and then our netminderators will be powerful and strong and not look just a couple of twats in grey. Sort it out, Mike. I mean, Nike. Aaron Ramsey speaks about how he's doing stuff about things to get in the team and that. You can read it for yourself. I have to admit I'm developing a bit of a football crush on him. Which is probably bad news for the young man. I mean, my stalking days are over and all, what with the court case, but I'm not renowned for backing winners. The guilt I have over Philippe haunts me every day. Every day. Some early team news ahead of Sunday - Eboue is out with a dislocated larnyx and a massive dropsy but we could have Eduardo and Diaby back who will both compete in the in-club betting game to see who can get injured again the quickest. I hear Cesc has £20 on Diaby. There are still 'doubts', but not serious ones I hope, over Arshavin, Traore, Cesc, Gallas, Vermaelen, Senderos, Sagna, Nasri, Vela, Walcott, Denilson, Song, Ramsey, Wilshere, Merida, Almunia, Fabianski, Mannone, Sylvester and Jimmy Carter but hopefully we'll have enough fit players to make up 11 on Sunday. If not, Arsene says 'Bring your boots!'. You never know. Alisher Usmanov has upped his stake ... that makes me think of him vomiting up chunks of steak. Then eating them again, making a kind of 'Rarglarrarglarnomnomnom' noise, because he's such a horrible fat cunt. Anyway, he's bought some more shares and now owns 26.something% of the club. Right, time for the winners of the Football Ambassador competition - and the three winners of the Eddie Hapgood autobiography, with thanks to GCR Books, are: Matt Pritchard (who won because of this - it made me laugh and it's my site, dammit, I'll do what I like), as well as Stuart Lilley and Colin Bosworth who got picked by the RNG. I'll be in touch to get details and such like from you. Thanks again to Greg at GCR Books for the prizes. Finally for today, the Arsecast. On this week's show I chat to the editor of the Online Gooner, Kevin Witcher, about Theo, 'Project Wenger' and more. There's Sylvester, a poem from Tony Adams and the usual guff. As well as that there's the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf competition, a chance to win another scarf - and a reminder that until Dec 13th, the Roguers have kept the discount for Arseblog readers open. At check-out use the code ARSEBLOG and you get a 10% discount on your purchase - and a Savile Rogue scarf is the perfect Christmas present for anyone who needs a scarf. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (23mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right, I think I need to lie down. Or eat bacon. Or eat bacon lying down. That sounds like fun. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Early Mugsmasher preview + Rosicky and Ebeneezer Wenger http://arseblog.net/2009/12/12/early-mugsmasher-preview-rosicky-and-ebeneezer-wenger/ Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1309 Abou Diaby is probably back. And that's about it. Nobody else. So no Eduardo, as far as we know. Normally the team news is quite definitive, it's all a bit up in the air really. But at least Diaby might be back! The list of absentees is not quite as long as your arm, maybe a double thalidomide arm, but we still go into it without Rosicky, Eboue, Clichy, Gibbs, van Persie and Bendtner. All things considered and people who are supposed be fit being fit I think we'll go with: Almunia - Sagna - Gallas - Vermaelen - Traore - Song - Cesc - Denilson - Nasri - Arshavin + 1 from Walcott/Vela or even Diaby, if he's fit. That final attacking place is the only real question mark, I think. Will he go for the morale improved Vela who has his new contract to help boost his confidence and help forget the misses against Olympiakos? Will he got for Theo who does like to play at Anfield but has, in the past, proved very effective as a sub? Or will he go for Diaby who is quite tall? Decisions, decisions. Denilson says we've got to stop Steven Gerrard to get a result and knows that in the absence of any strikers the goals are going to have to come from elsewhere. He says:
    We must stop Gerrard - and also the likes of Lucas and Javier Mascherano to maintain our hopes of victory. We have had many setbacks to our strikers so other people are obliged to step up and help out with goals.
    Hopefully he'll have lubed up his Brazilian ankles to fire a 30 yard swerver past Reina. Obviously Gerrard and Torres are the main Mugsmasher threats, stop them and you go a long way to stopping Liverpool. That's easier said that done though. We knew stopping Drogba was pretty much the key to a good result against Chelsea and that was, as they said on the internet, a top class, top of the range, epic fail. Arsene was asked, by a Czech journalist, about Tomas Rosicky in his press conference yesterday. He told the journo that he was hoping to extend Rosicky's deal and that he was very 'patient'. The journalist actually sounded surprised that we would be doing that, suggesting that many people back home thought the same due to the amount of time he's spent out injured. Which is entirely reasonable, I think. I suppose this goes back to an earlier blog this week when we spoke about the number of injury prone players at the club. Now, let me first say that I think Rosicky is a fantastic player. Creative, hard working, skillful and he adds something to this team, particularly when he plays in midfield. We have a tendency to be a bit sideways, he has the ability to drive us forward which is invaluable. However, there's no escaping the fact that he is an extremely injury prone player. Even before his serious injury he was liable to miss 3 or 4 games at a time with a pull or a strain or a little niggle and without the consistency of being in the team week in, week out, it's hard to play your best football. Arsene talks all the time about how players who have spent long periods out injured suffer when they come back and that's clearly true. Rosicky, Diaby and Eduardo have all had long periods out with serious injury and the consequences of those are apparent. I can understand the manager wanting to keep a footballer like Rosicky because when he plays he's an asset. Yet I have to question the wisdom of giving a long term deal to a guy who suffers so regularly and misses so many games. Perhaps the impact of losing a player like Rosicky is being somewhat tempered by the emergence of Aaron Ramsey and if Rosicky is around to play a part when fit, then fine. But surely any deal, in order to give value to the club, must involve some kind of pay as you play clause. I know it's not his fault that he's been injured and I know how frustrating it is for any footballer to miss so much of their career. You can say 'Well, if I were picking up £60,000 a week, I'd cope'. Money is not really the important factor for the player though. Of course it helps and makes life much easier than any of us would have it, but then isn't there an onus on the player to show a bit of a loyalty and appreciation to the club that have shown him exactly the same? I'd like nothing more than for Rosicky to remain injury free and a big part of this Arsenal team but I think he's always going to be a man who struggles with injury and his future at the club should reflect that. Just my tuppenceworth, anyway. In other news the club have rightly blocked an attempt to have Cesc play for Catalunya against Argentina on Dec 22nd. Given the Christmas schedule in England the idea of him going away to play in a meaningless game like that was absolutely ludicrous. Arsene talks about transfers, saying:
    Ideally, I would just like our injured players back. I always said I would not buy any players if we had no injuries. Let's not dream. You must be a magician to go out there today and buy a player who can play in the Champions League, who is free and who has top world-class quality.
    Given the fact that we are Arsenal the idea of us having no injuries is absolutely ludicrous. I worry about him constantly talking about having to buy players who are top world-class quality. That would only be relevant if every player in our squad was top world-class quality and that is clearly not the case. It sounds like Arsene has got his Scrooge hat on this festive season. And that's really about that. I'm off to do stuff which probably involves things and that. Have yourselves a good Saturday, till tomorrow.]]>
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    Mugsmashers preview + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/12/13/mugsmashers-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:09:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1306 very interesting story emerging regarding Arsenal and the Dutch FA. It seems we're going to make a stand and take legal action against them in the wake of Robin van Persie's injury. I know there's some discontent that the seriousness of the injury might have been misrepresented, but I think the main issue is that Arsenal lose a player for 5 months over a meaningless friendly. Arsene Wenger says:
    The players are paid by their clubs and get injured playing for another team. I am happy if England wins, but if we lose because England wins nobody cares about me. There is something completely wrong with the system. I want the power to be rebalanced more in favour of the clubs. I expect financial compensation for the damage it can make to the championship and the salary involved. It is especially frustrating to lose your players for the rest of the season in a friendly game. The question has to be raised.
    And he's dead right. I've long said that the idea that clubs have to send their players away to play for their national teams then suffer the consequences of any injury, financial and otherwise, themselves is ludicrous. Footballers are amongst the most highly paid professionals in the world, in any industry, yet simply because of their nationality clubs are forced to let them go to play games all over the world. Qualifying games - fine. There's not a lot of scope there, although I think Wenger's suggestion that the midweek games are played on Tuesdays instead of Wednesdays has obvious merit and good sense, but why should any club have to provide their players for a meaningless friendly? I hope we pursue this most vigorously and I hope that other clubs who have suffered the same damage we have with van Persie give their full backing to it. It was only a matter of time until somebody challenged it properly and I'm glad it's us. It's a system that has to be changed and the sooner it happens the better. The Sunday Mirror says Philippe Senderos will join Bayern Munich next month for a knock down £1m. If that is the case then we need to buy a centre-half before we let him go. It would mean Sylvester is the only back up to Vermaelen and Gallas and with Song off to the ACN our options would be extremely limited. The same paper says AC Milan are preparing a £5m bid for Armand Traore. Somehow I doubt it. The News of the World has gone Arsenal crazy this week. Loads of stuff in it. Firstly, Thomas Vermaelen reveals he had an offer from Sp*rs but turned them down because they are ginormous bennies. Then they say Middlesboro want Jack Wilshere on loan and suggest we've got January interest in Real Madrid's Rafael van der Vaart. As ever, it's the News of the World. Any guarantees of accuracy regarding transfer speculation are simply not forthcoming. Bacary Sagna talks about the death of his brother and how that affected his life and his football. And that's about that. So, there's a huge incentive for us to go out there and win today. Not forgetting, of course, that Liverpool will be encouraged by yesterday's results as well. Here's hoping we can do the business. Carlos and Theo to make midweek critics eat their words. I hope. COME ON YOU GOOOOOOOONERS.]]>
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    Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal : Arsene's outburst changed the game http://arseblog.net/2009/12/14/liverpool-1-2-arsenal-arsenes-outburst-changed-the-game/ Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1303 The boss screamed. He was really disappointed with us in the first half. I've never seen him like that before. He said we didn't deserve to wear the Arsenal shirt and he was right because we really weren't good, we weren't up for it. But that gave us a boost and the second half was one of the best second halves we have played this season. All I can say is 'Fair play, Arsene'. And there are some who might suggest that such a half-time tirade is long overdue. Of course it was only as effective as it was because it was so out of character for a man who is usually much more calm and considered, but you can understand his frustration after watching that first half. After the weekend of results in the Premier League to allow this kind of chance to pass us by would have been verging on criminal and I'm sure the boss let the players know that. Arshavin celebrates with Wenger after his  goal against LiverpoolIt certainly worked because we were much more in the game second half and above all else competed better. There was a touch of good fortune about the equaliser, Glen Johnson should probably have done a lot better than toe the ball over his own line, but the second was a thing of beauty. Again Johnson, good value for his £139,000 a week salary you have to say, failed to deal with a fairly tame cross, it came to Andrei Arshavin, who cut inside him and unleashed a rocket of a shot which flew in off the post. Another outstanding strike and the Liverpool fan beside me in the bar I was watching him declared himself sick of the sight of the little Russian. He had struggled in the centre-forward role, which wasn't at all unexpected. There were big cheers when he won a header in the second half, quite why Almunia insisted on pumping it long towards him every time is beyond me. Against Carragher and Agger he had little chance of winning a thing but he tried and his ability to score at any moment is invaluable. Arsenalist has the goals/highlights. Even then I wasn't confident we'd hang on. Last season's game at Anfield followed an indentical pattern and our ability to self-destruct this season has been worrying, but Liverpool were broken. Their form is so bad that there wasn't a shred of self-belief left in them and they didn't worry us for the rest of the game. I know the Mugsmasher pins a lot of the troubles they're having this season on the absence of Xabi Alonso, it must have hurt to see him watching on from the stands. The difference between Liverpool this season and last is remarkable and despite the support he has from fans who seem to be more focussed on the owners, Benitez must be walking on very thin ice right now. So, from being written off after the Chelsea game a couple of weeks ago we're right back in it. Keep winning and win the game in hand and we're just 3 behind the league leaders, a sign of how quickly things can change this season. Credit to the lads for their second half performance but I have to go back to Arsene's half-time talk. None of this leaving them to think about how they can improve stuff, a proper, good old fashioned rant sparked the reaction and the comeback. As I said, it's not something to do every week, but reminding the players that they're wearing the Arsenal shirt and how much that should mean is no bad thing every now and again. Afterwards he said:
    I never speak about what I say at half-time. You respond to what you believe your team needs. I try to be composed. I was quite composed. But it is good that after 13 years as manager I can still surprise the players like that.
    I don't think it's just the players he surprised either but it's good that it worked. The league table looks quite healthy now and we've got to keep focussed. As with any result there's no time to dwell on it. Yes, it'll be a confidence boost but we've got the fabled 'cold night oop north' coming up this week and we have to be ready for that. The most important thing though is that we've put ourselves right back in the mix and taken advantage of the results that really did go our way this weekend. More on that game to come in the next couple of days, now though it's the kind of Monday morning that we, as fans, can bask in a bit. I am basking like a shark.]]>
    1303 2009-12-14 09:00:09 2009-12-14 09:00:09 open open liverpool-1-2-arsenal-arsenes-outburst-changed-the-game publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc + Arshavin + win some books http://arseblog.net/2009/12/15/cesc-arshavin-win-some-books/ Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:00:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1300 He says:
    Football is not all about size. We've seen successful teams in the past without any physical presence who could play great football. What I've learned over the years is that a football team is not only about one player or two players, it's about the team. There are 25 players in the squad and whoever comes in can do very well as we showed at Liverpool.
    While he's certainly right in what he says there's no denying Arsenal would benefit from a bit more physical presence. It's not just about playing good football, it's about getting results. We've responded well enough to the Sunderland and Chelsea defeats, tomorrow night will be another big test and hopefully Wenger's half-time words from Sunday will still be ringing in their ears. Meanwhile, Andrei Arshavin says his one goal this season at Liverpool was more valuable than his four last. Which is fairly obvious. It must be sickening to go to somewhere like Anfield, score four fantastic goals, and still not win the game. The manager spoke afterwards about Arshavin carrying an injury to his right foot, something the player has confirmed:
    The instep of my foot has been causing me pain for a long time, but I want and I will play in the next game. If you get out on the pitch, you just endure it and play.
    Exactly! I've been suffering from advanced crapness for years now but I just get out there and my teammates have to endure. Seriously though, how refreshing to find a footballer who accepts that pain and a few bumps and bruises are part of the job, not an excuse for a few weeks in the treatment room. Also interesting to note he still rates Liverpool highly and backs them for a top 4 finish. I think we might have played them at just the right time. Confidence low, Torres and Steven Louganis just back from injury, Aquilani yet to find his way in the Premier League. It'd be no great surprise if they went on a fairly decent unbeaten run so to come back from there with all three points is very welcome. Theo Walcott has hailed Arshavin's goal and said that Arsenal can frighten defenders 'at times'. Which is probably true but he neglects to mention that we probably put the shits up our own back four as often as we do the opposition. Vague transfer speculation? Ok then. The Sun says we'll have to wait to sign Steven Defour as his agent ruled out a January move and countless Star Wars based headline puns. And some chap called Gregory van der Wiel says Robin van Persie has told him lots of great stuff about Arsene Wenger and Arsenal and he'd welcome a move to the Premier League. Of course he would. Johann Cruyff has selected Cesc in Catalunya's squad for their game against Argentina. I can hear Arsene laughing from here. Arsènal : The Making of a Modern SuperclubNot much else going on so how about a competition? Rather a good one too, I have to say. I have, up for grabs now, three copies of Arsènal : The Making of a Modern Superclub by Kevin Witcher and Alex Fynn - each one of those copies is signed by Arsene Wenger himself. Not only that, the winners of each copy will also get a copy of the The Pocket Book of Arsenal, also by Kevin Witcher. Not too shabby at all, eh? To enter, all you have to do is answer the following question: Who scored the final goal in Arsenal's invincible season? Was it a) Patrick Vieira b) Thierry Henry c) Robert Pires Answers, as always, to competition@arseblog.com, the winners will be announced on Thursday. And just a reminder that if you wish the purchase the books via the publishers website, using the code ROCKY at check-out gets you 10% off. So, there you go. No doubt we'll get injury updates and what have you later today, more on the Burnley game tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    1300 2009-12-15 09:00:32 2009-12-15 09:00:32 open open cesc-arshavin-win-some-books publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Burnley preview + Arsene on hairdryers, Arshavin and transfers http://arseblog.net/2009/12/16/burnley-preview-arsene-on-hairdryers-arshavin-and-transfers/ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1297 team news is that Denilson and Traore are both out while Eboue comes back. The manager has to choose between Diaby and Ramsey for the midfield spot. I'd be tempted by the young Welshman, I have to say, but I think Arsene will go with Diaby, while Sylvester (who is due for contract talks in March) will most likely fill in at left back. Up front we've got options. Theo's fit again, Eduardo was fit enough for the bench on Sunday so he could well start, Vela's fit and, of course, we have Andrei Arshavin. The boss says he can play anywhere in the offensive part of the field and hailed his recuperation abilities. He limped off on Sunday with a bruised foot but will play tonight. Wenger says:
    On Monday, he was out of the game, the next day he is in. It’s as miraculous as that, I don’t know if he has a miraculous healing process at home. He is a tough boy, always wants to play and that says a lot about his spirit and determination. I’ve not met many with his pain threshold. I’ve had a few - the Nigel Winterburns, Bouldy, Dixon, Keown - tough boys. Andrey is a hard boy, especially for a forward.
    He's in good company there, you have to say. The game itself is massive. The win against Liverpool was hard fought and got us back into the mix but it'll mean nothing if we don't get a result at Turf Moor tonight. A lot of the pre-match talk has been about Arsene's half-time talk on Sunday. Personally I don't think it's really worth talking about although I can understand the fascination. We rarely get such glimpses of life inside the Arsenal dressing room but he did what he had to do on the day, it worked, and that's pretty much that. The man himself admits it could have backfired and pointed to Phil Brown's laughable on-pitch tirade against his own team last season as an example of how it can go wrong. Arsene says:
    The problem with anger is that you can create damage that you cannot repair. And, even if it is not damage, other people make you feel you have created damage.
    So those expecting the 'hairdryer' every time things aren't going right for us at half-time will have to think again. Anyway, let's hope there's no need for that tonight. The players know how big the result at Anfield was and they'll know that they've got to stay focussed and working hard from now on, not just the 45 minutes on Sunday. Burnley are a team who like to play, which will probably suit us, but who will work very hard at home. This is not going to be easy by any means but we certainly have the talent and the ability to get a result. And if we want to stay in this title race nothing less will suffice. The manager says this is the most open title race for years, suggesting that up to 8 teams can win it. I'm not sure I agree with the amount of teams but it certainly is very open. Let's close it up a bit. In other news Arsene was asked again about compensation for Robin van Persie's injury. As he rightly pointed out the £20m figure bandied about didn't come from him, it was something just plucked out of the air by the papers, and anyway I don't think this is about money in the slightest. While compensation is welcome, and I think to be expected as we're the ones that have to pay a player's wages while he spends months on the sidelines, the main issue is clubs having more control over their players. If the £20m thing puts the shits up the national FAs then fine but we shouldn't lose sight of what this is really about. While again stating that he's more interested in getting our injured players back and fit again, the manager declared himself 'open minded' to transfers in January. He hinted that Philippe Senderos could leave depending on the offers open to him - his Champions League non-appearances making more sense now - but the reality of that is that we'd be left with just three centre-halves. Last week the boss said we would 'always' have four, so with Song away to the ACN and Djourou keeping van Persie company in the cripple's playground, the only way Senderos can leave is if we buy somebody else. So, we'd want to be a bit more than open minded, and that's leaving aside the striker issue. Arsene says he sees Walcott as a striker and with Bendtner coming back in a couple of weeks I'm beginning to wonder if we'll see a signing in this area. He obviously has faith in Vela, having handed him a new contract. He spoke glowingly of Eduardo a couple of weeks back too. You have to think those players need to repay some of that faith in the weeks ahead and score the goals which will allow him to justify not buying a van Persie replacement! Anyway, we'll see. While we all like the thrill of a new player (kinda like a Christmas present or a new sofa), it'd be nice to go on a run of results and scorelines which do make the manager think seriously about whether he needs that player or not. The Sun says Leicester want to sign Kerrea Gilbert. Don't forget the competition with thanks to Vision Publishing to win one of three signed copies of Arsènal : The Making of a Modern Superclub by Kevin Witcher and Alex Fynn as well as a copy of The Pocket Book of Arsenal. Details on yesterday's blog and the winners will be announced tomorrow. Right, that's about that. Here's to another three points tonight. More tomorrow.]]>
    1297 2009-12-16 09:00:17 2009-12-16 09:00:17 open open burnley-preview-arsene-on-hairdryers-arshavin-and-transfers publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _wp_old_slug _edit_lock
    Burnley 1-1 Arsenal: Points dropped and Almunia a huge worry http://arseblog.net/2009/12/16/burnley-1-1-arsenal-points-dropped-and-almunia-a-huge-worry/ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1294 Maybe if we were guilty, it was that when we were 1-0 up, we were too easy instead of fighting for every ball. As soon as we were 1-0 up we took the foot off the pedal and they took advantage Which just goes to show that footballers these days need to have lessons drummed into them over and over and over. Sunday's 'hairdryer' was effective only for as long as it took to get a result at Anfield, and it's so frustrating. All credit to Burnley, I have to say. They worked their socks off, not once did they allow us to dominate possession and pass it around the way we like to, and that's why their home record is so good. They beat United this season, they've beaten Sunderland, who beat us, so a draw isn't the worst result in the world. The main issue I have is that having gotten ourselves into a good position from the start, something we have rarely done this season, we let it slip. Arsene Wenger unhappy at the final whistle at BurnleyTheir equaliser came from the penalty spot. There can be no complaints about the decision, Vermaelen clearly caught Bikey and in Graham Alexander Burnley have the closest thing to Matt le Tissier when it comes to penalties. Almunia had no chance, but then based on his performance Almunia could have had 500 attempts to save it and he'd never have gotten near it. I know Arsene came out yesterday and said he believed in the Spaniard, citing a deflection off Lucas that nobody else seemed to see for the Kuyt goal on Sunday as justifcation for such faith. But last night Manuel Almunia looked a long way off a man who is ready to be playing Premier League football. In the first few minutes he came charging off his line for a ball he should never have been trying to get and only good reflexes stopped Vermaelen's header going in. I lost count of the kicks that went into touch. From being a keeper who almost constantly plays it short, he's become a guy who kicks it all the time, and given most of our team are under 5'10 that is not a good tactic. At one point in the 2nd half he had the ball outside our area, Burnley dropped deep, expecting the long punt. Alex Song was clearly in space and asking for the ball. Almunia ignored him, booted it and we lost possession. At another point Gallas was making a clearing header, it was obviously the defender's ball, at the last minute Almunia decided to come, punched and instead of the ball got Gallas in the head and I think Burnley ended up with a corner. The worst moment though came for their disallowed goal. When the cross came in from our left hand side, Sylvester hopelessly exposed again, he actually went down to save it and then pulled his hands away. I cannot think of any possible explanation for this. It was truly amateurish goalkeeping and in all seriousness I think his complete lack of confidence is viral. It's clear the defenders don't trust him and that is transmitting itself to the rest of the team. It's no wonder we don't play with any confidence when they're so worried about the keeper. He should be the bedrock of the team, the first part of the spine. Almunia is spinabifida at the moment and we need to do something about it. If I don't see Fabianski in goal on Saturday I'll be disappointed. And I'm not saying he's the answer to our problems but he can't do any worse than Manuel right now. Having lost Cesc just before half-time with an injury the drive of the team was gone. He was the guy who was really up for it, who created the chances for himself and others, and Burnley, I think, sensed we wouldn't be the same team without him. We had Diaby just back from injury and even at his best he struggles to impose himself on games. Theo Walcott barely touched the ball in the all the time he was on the pitch, his last act a tame sidefoot over the bar. His replacement, Eduardo, looked miles off the pace, which is no surprise given how little football he's played and this time there was to be no saving grace from the Polly Pocket Russian. And we can't complain about that. He can't be expected to rescue us every time. In the second half I think the only save Jensen had to make was from a fairly tame Eduardo free kick. Yet Burnley might have scored on numerous occasions. They hit the post, they had that effort ruled out for offside - and Almunia is a lucky man in that regard because if that goal had stood after he'd pulled his hands away then I don't think he'd have been forgiven - there were two fairly decent penalty shouts in their favour, and in general they had more of the ball, more of the play and showed more ambition than we did. That we never made the third sub to try and win the game says a lot about we played. In the end I think a point was a fair result, although I don't think we could have complained too much if they'd gotten a winner. A late one for us would have seemed a bit unjust. Welcome, of course, but unjust. We were complacent and could have paid the price. As I said, a point at Burnley is a point more than United got, so it's not the worst result in the world, but when we put ourselves in such a good position after Anfield it's hard not to view this result with frustration. Would we have taken a draw at Liverpool and a win at Turf Moor? Probably. But while taking nothing away from Burnley, they worked hard for their point, you just can't avoid thinking that if we'd worked as hard as they did we'd be sitting here this morning two points better off. Afterwards the manager confirmed Cesc would be out for the Hull game on Saturday after picking up a hamstring injury. He didn't look to be too bad when he came off so let's hope it's not that serious. It was obvious how much we missed him when he went off. The manager also had a little go at the fixtures. Due to Fulham's participation in the Europa League Hull did not have a midweek game, prompting Wenger to say:
    The guy who organised the fixtures this season must have come from a special school, because he's more intelligent than I am. We have some teams who do not play at all. We play Sunday and Wednesday away and at home on Saturday against Hull, who have not played all week. For sure, (the fixture organisers) have never played football, organising midweek games in a week when you have a Europa League programme.
    Which is quite amusing, the special school idea tickles me greatly, and his argument is not without merit but it's not relevant to last night at all. It's only an issue if we struggle on Saturday against Hull. You can't complain about it having an influence on the Burnley game. And the majority of teams played a midweek game, it was the bad luck of the draw really that we're facing one of the teams who had the night off. And Arsene has been in English football long enough to know that there is always fixture congestion at this time of the year. Also, let's not forget earlier in the season some other team faced Bolton who were due to play us but because of our Champions League qualifying game had more time to rest. It works both ways. As for his comments about the Wolves team sent out to face Man United, I don't think there's much wrong with what Mick McCarthy did. Even with his best team it would have been a complete fluke for them to get a result at Old Trafford, a 999 out 1000 shot, and McCarthy saw the weekend game against Burnley, funnily enough, as more important. It's not as if we've never done it, you just have to think back to the Olympiacos game a couple of weeks ago. To be honest I think it's deflectionary stuff from the boss, designed to make the headlines and the draw the attention away from the fact we didn't take the three points last night. As I said, a draw away from home against a committed, hard working side is not the worst result in the world, nor does it mean we're out of the title race. It does mean we've made life more difficult for ourselves though. And with regard to the Hull game on Saturday three points has to be the order of the day. More on that game in the next couple of days. Finally for today, the winners of the competition to win the pair of books. Up for grabs were  Arsènal : The Making of a Modern Superclub by Kevin Witcher and Alex Fynn, and signed by Arsene Wenger himself - as well as The Pocket Book of Arsenal, also by Kevin Witcher. The answer to the question was Patrick Vieira, he scored the winner against Leicester on the final day of the Invincibles season, and the RNG has chosen the following winners: Michael Iacovides, Jeff Parton and Alex Clarke. Well done to you, I'll be in touch to get details from you. Hard luck to everyone else but don't forget that if you follow the links to the books and use the code ROCKY at check-out you get 10% off your purchase - publishers website. And finally, finally, I'm sure you've all seen this most awesome YouTube video by now but if you haven't you're in for a treat. Splendid work. So, that's that. More, including an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
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    Pre-Hull waffle + Festive Arsecast 143 http://arseblog.net/2009/12/18/pre-hull-waffle-festive-arsecast-143/ Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1292 Early reports say it's not as bad as it might be, which is good news, and he could be back for the game against Aston Villa on Sunday week. Denilson is the only player back from injury which means there's still no sign of Rosicky, Clichy, Traore or Bendtner. Andrei Arshavin has a broken foot and is paralysed from the waist down but will still play. We should get more team news today when Arsene has his press conference. No doubt he'll be pressed regarding his comments about fixture congestion and Wolves team selection but frankly I couldn't care less about either of those things. To me it's like walking down the road and seeing a building on fire and hearing a man screaming for help and you see the man is in real trouble and he's most likely going to burn to death in the building but because the man is Phil Collins you keep walking. Or perhaps you stop and watch him die but that's about as far as your interest goes. Everyone knows the fixtures, get on with them, play the games, win the games and it's not an issue in the slightest. As for what Wolves do? Who gives a fuck? The Mail has a very interesting piece about Arsenal's youth academy and Steve Bould, as well as another piece about youngster Cedric Evina. Worth a read. It must be fantastic for young players to get such an education in the game. When you think of the facilities and advantages they enjoy compared to young players of days gone by it's chalk and cheese. There are some who might say they're a little too cosseted, a bit of hard work wouldn't do them any harm, but when you think about how many young players come through the club and how few actually make it to the first team, only the ones who work hard are going to make it. Burnley have made a cheeky attempt to take Jack Wilshere on loan. Apparently Owen Coyle put it to Wenger in the pre-match build-up and hoped Burnley's style of football would be an advantage for them. At the moment it's hard to look at letting anyone go, given how many injuries we've got, but maybe a few months away playing regular football is just what he needs. And if that's the case then there are many worse options than Burnley. The draw for the knockout stages of the Champions League takes place this morning. It's Inter, I just know it. Will update post-draw. Update: It's Porto. Can't complain about that. Now then, onto this week's Arsecast, which is the last Arsecast for a couple of weeks. Next Friday being Christmas Day and all that. And much as I love you I shall be spending that day eating and drinking and the previous day drinking and eating. So unless I get the urge when vaguely plastered there's not going to be a 'cast next week. On this week's feature length show however I'm joined by Amy Lawrence to talk about the Burnley and Liverpool games, the Almunia situation, our strikers and more. As well as that there's Talkshite Radio featuring Phil Brown, Andrei Arshavin talks about his injuries and Arsene Wenger Hawkins' Christmas message. Plus your chance to win a Savile-Rogue scarf - and a quick reminder, if you're in the UK, orders made before Dec 20th will still be delivered the right side of Christmas so if you're stuck for a present for somebody you can't go wrong with one of these most awesome scarves. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (27mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Righto, that'll have to do for now. Till tomorrow, Arsebandits.]]> 1292 2009-12-18 09:00:57 2009-12-18 09:00:57 open open pre-hull-waffle-festive-arsecast-143 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure Hull preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/12/19/hull-preview-saturday-round-up-2/ Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1290 support from Martin O'Neill regarding his comments), but the press boys did ask him about it. Arsene was in one of his funny moods and his comment about taking the heat off Tiger Woods made me laugh. He spoke about transfers and as ever we're no wiser as to his intentions. He said that he has found good quality in January before, citing Arshavin and Adebayor as examples of mid-season business, and said the only thing that will stop him buying is not being able to find the requisite quality of player. However, he's not expecting a busy transfer window in general, saying:
    It is certainly the worst financial situation in football [that I have seen] in 13 years. Many clubs struggle in the Championship, many clubs struggle everywhere... when you have players out on loan, they struggle with the wages of the players. It is difficult and for the first time I see empty seats.
    It's true enough but as he said the only thing that'll stop us buying is finding the right player ... for the right price of course. His comments about 'You don't make one pound and spend two' are typically Arsene but ultimately make much sense. Not everyone is going to find a sugar daddy to bail them out or make them competitive and probably for too long football clubs have lived beyond their means. Arsene also confirmed the story that Owen Coyle had asked about Jack Wilshere going on loan to Burnley and said he'd be open to it because of the way Burnley play football etc. However, he said he'd have to have some assurances that Jack would be involved but also said because of the injuries we have he's part of our squad most weeks. So, in an ideal world, when we have everyone fit, a loan spell would probably be a good thing for the young man. The chances of us having everyone fit though, are somewhat slim. There's more in the Mail about Arsenal's youth system and Arsene has nice things to say about Steve Bould and his development as a coach. You have to think he's gone about things the right way. He didn't jump straight into management like Tony Adams, for example. He's learning his trade, working with young players and gaining experience in a fantastic set-up at Arsenal. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he went on to be a good manager, and who knows, he could be the right man to take over from Arsene when the time comes. Ok then, if you're going today, wrap up nice and warm, get right behind the lads and bring your sunglasses lest the orange hue of Mr CockCunt damage your retinas. COME ON YOU REDS!]]>
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    Arsenal 3-0 Hull : Stick that up your cunt, Phil Brown http://arseblog.net/2009/12/20/arsenal-3-0-hull-stick-that-up-your-cunt-phil-brown/ Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1288 This sparked a bit of pushing and shoving and Hunt and Barmby both went for Nasri, pushing him in the face and such. I think they all ended up with yellow cards or something but the incident was significant. Hull were hard-working, having had no game in midweek, and had more or less stopped us from playing. For whatever reason the scuffle seemed to sap the life out of them and when we got another free kick in a similar position a couple of minutes later, Denilson curled it in over the wall to make it 1-0 just before half-time. A classy finish and all of his goals this season have been rather excellent. In the second half it was pretty much all Arsenal. Hull might have equalised when Steve Bennet gifted them a penalty. I still have no idea why it was given. If that's a penalty then there are 25 penalties every time there's a corner or free kick. Geovanni, a man who once cost Barcelona a hilarious £20m, stepped up to take it. Facing him was Manuel Almunia, a man for whom confidence is just a word that applies to other goalkeepers. He took it, Almunia saved it, and as Geovanni was about to head home the rebound, that little knacker Hunt came in and headed it wide. Gloriously hilarious, compounded by Phil Brown's anguish on the sideline. Most amusing indeed and you have to say justice was done. The save won't have done Almunia any harm either. I've been worried about him and this doesn't make all those worries go away but if the guy is playing you want him to do well. Just a couple of minutes later we went 2-0 up. Diaby played some nice stuff with Song on the edge of their box, got to the byline and squared it for Eduardo who did his very best to miss it but from a yard out even he couldn't do that. Like Almunia he's been struggling and the goal will do him good. He was a lot more involved yesterday, one magnificent turn on the edge of the Hull box saw him one on one with the keeper but he poked it wide with his right foot. A shame, it would have been an awesome goal, but scoring the one he did will be a good confidence boost. After that there was no way Hull were getting back into it. They just went about the place being horrendous orange cunts, in every respect, while we tried to score some more goals. It could have ended up 5 or 6 to us but poor finishing prevented us giving them a proper hiding. The third goal came from Abou Diaby, who had one of those second halves which makes you think 'Goodness me, he really could be a fantastic player if he could do this on a regular basis'. Almost everything good we did in the second half went through him and when he latched on to Arshavin's pass, he made a chump of McShane, I think, and smashed it in off the keeper. I really hope he can add some consistency to his repetoire, if so he'll be a wonderful asset. And I like the fact he's cultivating an afro, this pleases me greatly. There should be more 'fros and beards in football. Afterwards Arsene said:
    We had to fight. We had problems a little bit to start because we left a lot of physical strength in our last two games at Liverpool and Burnley on Wednesday night and it took us some time to get into the game and to find the pace.
    Of course Phil Brown was moaning about the ref which just goes to show you what a humungous orange cunt he is. He got a free penalty and he has the cheek to moan about the ref? What is wrong with him? He'd bleat like a retarded goat even if they won. And while I'm on the subject, have you ever heard anything like the coverage on ESPN? From Jon Champion's continual snide remarks about the club, the empty seats, the fact that Almunia might have moved before the penalty (like every goalkeeper does), to the post-match cuntfest with Ray Stubbs trying to qualify everything with 'If Hull had scored it's a different game', to the halfwit, work experience girl they had on afterwards interviewing Arsene, it was shambolic and most irritating. Fuck them. The fact is we're now in third place, just 2 points behind United with a game in a hand, and all credit to the lads for what has been a very productive week. Two difficult away fixtures and a game at home against cunts who were sent out to harrass and stop us playing football has produced 7 points out of 9. Yes, we were frustrated after the Burnely game, but in the cold, harsh, hungover light of day, I think we can be pleased with our week's work, especially in light of the other results this weekend. So, until we travel to Hull later in the season, fuck off Phil Brown, fuck off Brian Horton, get fucked Steven Hunt you itinerant cunt, and now we've got a week off to recharge out batteries ahead of the Villa game. In a quick Sunday round-up, Theo Walcott talks about his shoulders in the News of the World, the Dutch FA are resisting any compensation claims from Arsenal over Robin van Persie and that's about. A final word for Man City and Mark Hughes. He was sacked yesterday, his replacement in the ground as they beat Sunderland, and Kolo Toure was sent in to tell the players he'd been relieved of his duties. Utterly classless from City, you have to say, but then that is exactly what a prick like Hughes deserves. After his boorish display when we played them in the Carling Cup I don't have the slightest bit of sympathy for him. I hope he cried, the fucking Ailsa from Home and Away looking cunt. Right, I must now have Lemsip for breakfast. Bleurgh. Have a good one, folks.]]>
    1288 2009-12-20 09:00:28 2009-12-20 09:00:28 open open arsenal-3-0-hull-stick-that-up-your-cunt-phil-brown publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Nasri facing trial by television + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/12/21/nasri-facing-trial-by-television-news-round-up/ Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1286 Samir Nasri facing an FA rap for his kick at Richard Garcia which sparked the handbags during the Hull game. Let's be clear, it was silly and unnecessary from Nasri, and on another day it might have been very costly. As he was apparently booked for his reaction to the scuffle, it's open for further punishment to be handed down. On that though, won't Barmby and Hunt face further sanction. The ref's back was turned when Barmby pushed Nasri in the face? That's a red card offence. And Stephen Hunt parks his caravan in nice areas and leaves it strewn with litter and rubbish when he and his 48 strong family eventually move on. That's also a red card offence. There's talk of Alex Song facing a ban because he grabbed Hunt around the throat. I dunno really. I'm all for fair play and that but at times you have to realise football is a passionate game, played by men and deal with things accordingly. There were no punches thrown, Barmby had to leap as high in the air as he could to get near Nasri's face and the face push was tame. It was pure handbags and if they start going after everyone who was pushing and shoving then they'll be busy people. I think Nasri will probably get a ban and Barmby too, and that should really be about that. One thing that hasn't been mentioned is how that small kick from Nasri managed to leave Garcia motionless on the floor in a crumpled heap. I said football is played by men but men don't react like that. If Garcia had turned around and had a go at Nasri then I'd have no problem in the world. Instead he chose to act, to pretend he'd been badly hurt to try and get him sent off. I really have no time for that kind of shit. I hate it when our players do it, I hate it when the opposition do it. It's part of a culture of cheating and dishonesty within the game. There was a similar incident in the West Ham v Chelsea game too. Some West Ham player got the fingertips of a Chelsea player in the face, went down and stayed down as if poleaxed. It's stupid and the players look like idiots. When you compare his reaction to that of Arshavin who caught an accidental McShane elbow right in the mouth and pretty much carried on it's laughable. It's a shame there's no way of punishing players for feigning injury. Anyway, que sera, sera. We could probably do without Nasri being banned for 3 games but there's probably not much we can do other than just get the fuck on with it. Manuel Almunia has had his say on Hull saying:
    If they don’t know how to play football, it is not our problem.
    He had a couple of run ins with Stephen Hunt who is obviously under orders to go in and annoy goalkeepers. I suppose they viewed Almunia as a bit fragile and tried to get under his skin. As he saved the penalty in the second half I don't think they can view that tactic as a success. I meant to link to holic's blog yesterday as he had a rather entertaining account of the songs being sung at Phil Brown. So I'll do it today. It's also worth mentioning that Brown's moaning about the 'wrong decisions' made by the referee completely ignore the fact they got a free penalty so they have no right to complain about a free kick that is given countless times in every match. Not much else going on really. The Mirror reckons we've suffered a 'massive setback' as Rafael van der Vaart has chosen to stay at Real Madrid and not join us. Oh. Well, that's our season over then. Unless we sign van der Vaart any chance we have of winning anything is gone. Truly I am devastated beyond words. Also in the Mirror the rather amusing story that Kolo Toure wants to quit the Middle Eastlands and leave Man City as soon as possible. His agents are trying to get him a move to Spain. Yet another player to discover the grass is not always greener on the other side. Although the money might be greener. Or there's more of the green money. Or something. So that'll have to do for today. Got to finish my Christmas shopping today and my cold is minging. Hot whiskey, you say? Don't mind if I do. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1286 2009-12-21 09:00:34 2009-12-21 09:00:34 open open nasri-facing-trial-by-television-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cough bark splatter ming bleurgh http://arseblog.net/2009/12/22/cough-bark-splatter-ming-bleurgh/ Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1284 He says:
    I think I need to improve my side of the game on that, and be more aggressive. I need to have more presence in the midfield and if I can do that it will be good for me and good for the team.
    I could not possibly agree with him more. Not even if he said "Poor 'blogger. He is sick and therefore deserving of sympathy and Heinz tomato soup with lots of white pepper on top of it". If he can do what he did against Hull on a consistent basis then I will be most pleased with him indeed. Unfortunately the only thing he's consistent at is getting injured but in my fever induced delirium (did I mention I'm sick?), I'm going to keep my fingers crossed and hope for the best. One thing I have noticed though is the plethora, and that is a much underused word, of articles about how Diaby is not like Vieira. There must have been at least 569 of them on the official site alone. There's another one up there at the moment. Can we stop now, please? Or, if it's such a struggle to post new stuff, how about one which says 'Andrei Arshavin is not like a wombat' or 'Emmanuel Eboue is not the new Viv Anderson even though both of them both have kind of unisex names'? Just throwing it out there. There's been more activity regarding Arsenal shares with Yosemite Stan Kroenke buying another clutch to take him ever closer to the point where he'd have to make a bid for all the shares. This appears to have bothered Alisher Usmanov who, speaking from his dank Uzbeki lair, called on the American to come clean and make clear his intentions. He's a bit stupid, isn't he? It's obvious his intentions are to buy some, or possibly all, of Arsenal shares. Even I know that. I suspect he'll buy them all and in the great tradition of American TV there'll be all kinds of changes. You know the way they show an ad break just after the show's opening titles? Well, we'll change our name to Arse-WalMart-nal FC and our stadium announcer will be sacked and replaced by Casey Kasem or Rick Dees. It's just the way football is going. The Mirror reports that we could be re-negotiating our shirt sponsorship deal with Emirates. They got themselves a very good deal by paying up front when we needed to buy breeze blocks and bags of concrete for the new stadium. As such it's not as lucrative as it could be compared to other clubs. The article seems to suggest a new sponsor but I'm not sure how realistic that is. We did a deal which was good for us at the time, so while it might not generate as much money as we'd like, maybe we just have to live with it. Shay Given wants to quit Man City according to The Sun. He's a bit good really and could be just the keeper we need to replace our keeper who isn't as good but who saved a penalty the other day so I feel all warm towards him while still recognising the fact he's had a poor season. I think it's unlikely that Arsene will spend on a goalie in January though. And that's really about it. I might go back to bed although lying down seems to make all the snots go straight to my head so when I stand up there's a snot rush and that is not pleasant, let me tell you. I'll just sit here, moaning softly to myself, and being quite miserable. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1284 2009-12-22 09:00:58 2009-12-22 09:00:58 open open cough-bark-splatter-ming-bleurgh publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc - Nasri - van Persie - Wenger on new signings http://arseblog.net/2009/12/23/cesc-nasri-van-persie-wenger-on-new-signings/ Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1282 He says of his injury:
    It is a big shame because I was feeling good in the Burnley game and these things seem to happen when I am at the top of my game. I think it is three times now that it has happened and it breaks your momentum a bit. You learn to cope with it, though, and rest assured that I will be working as hard as I can over the Christmas period to be back for the game with Aston Villa.
    I'm keeping all fingers crossed that he can make the game. Obviously because he's such a fantastic influence on the way we play but he's also our leading scorer now, isn't he? It's interesting how many goals are coming from central midfield this season. Cesc has 10, Diaby for all his injury problems has 5, Denilson 3, Ramsey 2, the only one yet to get off the mark is Song but as he's doing the defensive job that's not really an issue. Still hoping the strikers can learn to score again though. Samir Nasri will be available for Sunday's game after referee Steve Bennet reviewed the video footage and decided there was no need for further punishment. I think that's the right decision. There wasn't much in it, despite what some hysterical blogs would have you believe, and charging Nasri would mean charging Barmby, possibly Hunt, possibly Song as well as opening up a big debate about how Garcia's cheating and pretending to be injured had an effect on any such punishment. It was all a big load of handbags and it's been treated accordingly. For once a ref has shown common sense. Fair play. Arsene Wenger had a 'web chat' thingy with the official site and amidst all the 'Who is the fastest player?' and 'Who has the most divine singing voice?', he spoke a bit about Robin van Persie. He's hoping for a 'surprise' but isn't planning on seeing him again this season. He said:
    If you are very positive you would say he'll be back in April. At the moment he cannot do anything, he is just sitting at home waiting until he can work again.
    Which is nothing really unexpected, is it? I don't think any of us have any great expectation of seeing van Persie until next season. I suppose we just have to hope his rehabilitation goes well and properly. I just worry a little bit that with the World Cup this summer he might rush things to ensure he plays in that. Not much we can do about it other than hope he acts responsibly. Of course his absence opens up the possibility of a replacement arriving in January and while the ideal player is one who can play in all competitions the manager is not averse to signing somebody who might be cup-tied in the Champions League. He says:
    We are going for the domestic title and the FA Cup aswell and doing that allows you to rest a player for the Champions League or play another player in the Premier League. Of course I would prefer the player who can play in both competitions and so it would mean the player has the quality to play in the long-term for Arsenal Football Club. But we have an interested eye on the transfer window and if the right player turns up then we will do it.
    I do like the way Arsene says 'If the right player turns up' as if he just glances out the transfer window by chance one afternoon and sees the perfect purchase. Anyway, that opens up the door to a player like Dzeko from Wolfsburg who seems to be flavour of the month. There are a lot of stories about Arsene being under pressure from shareholders to make purchases in January. I'm not sure I believe that at all. The pressure to buy comes from a need for success, not from shareholders. It comes from looking at a team who could do with a forward to lead the line and provide the team with the outlet it needs in games. While I'm sure he's correct and respectful towards shareholders, I don't think Arsene Wenger will be swayed by what they want and the stories in the papers strike me as a bit mischevious. Anyway, we'll see what happens. The window opens in just over a week. Then it's TRANSFER SPECULATION MANIA FRENZY TIME!!!! Oh yeah! Owen Coyle talks again about bringing in Jack Wilshere on loan. I suppose the manager just has to weigh up the need for Wilshere to play against the possiblity of us actually needing him. The way we've suffered with injuries this season it wouldn't be at all surprising for us to loan him out then suffer four or five cripplings which would have opened up a spot in the team for him. And that's really about that. My sickness still lingers but it's not as bad as it was. I have to go to town today to do my final bits of Christmas shopping. I shall find the finest quality lumps of coal to dispense as presents this year. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1282 2009-12-23 09:00:04 2009-12-23 09:00:04 open open cesc-nasri-van-persie-wenger-on-new-signings publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Christmas eve round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/12/24/christmas-eve-round-up/ Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1279 failing to control their players'. How odd, I thought the whole thing was handbags. Apart from Barmby and Hunt there were no punches thrown and the two Hull players' girly slaps can hardly be considered violent assault. As far as I can tell no Arsenal player reacted in a negative way. They just tried to break things up. It all seems a bit nonsensical to me but then this is the FA we're dealing with. They remind me of county councils who embark on road projects in December simply because they have to use up their budget. It's a while since the FA have embarked on anything quite so frivolous, maybe they just have to use up their quota of arsehole twattism before the year is out. Andrei Arshavin talks about life in the Premier League, saying he finds it more difficult than he imagined. I think he thought against the lesser teams there'd be more opportunity to shine and showboat a bit but what the so-called lesser teams lack in quality and finesse they make up for with hard work. He goes on to say we can't really afford to drop any more points, lauds Arsene Wenger for allowing him the freedom to play and says of Arsenal fans:
    I am happy, I sometimes think they like me more than my wife.
    Haha, what that says about us or his relationship with his wife doesn't really bear thinking about. Funny stuff all the same. More snippets from Wenger's webchat. Theo Walcott broke Thierry Henry's sprint record, doing 40 metres in less than a second or something. Which only goes to prove Theo is really, really fast. Young Guns provides quotes from the boss about Wojciech Szcz?sny going on to be a great goalkeeper. I think as long as he's got that many consanants in his name he's going to find people unwilling to talk about him much. He should change his name to Woz Chezney, or something awesome like that, and I bet his fortunes will improve much quicker. Arsene says football is in for some tremendous changes in the future. Platini's 'square ball' idea should be in place by the 2018 World Cup. At that point I will stop watching. Not much else happening so I'll just take this opportunity to wish you all a very merry Christmas ... even if you're a non-Christmas person. I'll be taking tomorrow off probably (although a quick post is not beyond the realms of possibility), so until the next one, eat well, drink well and have a nice time with friends and family or whoever you're spending it. Cheers!]]>
    1279 2009-12-24 09:00:33 2009-12-24 09:00:33 open open christmas-eve-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Merry Christmas from former US President Jimmy Carter http://arseblog.net/2009/12/25/merry-christmas-from-former-us-president-jimmy-carter/ Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1277 And so do I. Have a happy day, whatever it is you're doing. Time for food, drink and family. Till tomorrow.]]> 1277 2009-12-25 09:00:58 2009-12-25 09:00:58 open open merry-christmas-from-former-us-president-jimmy-carter publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Cesc 50-50 for tomorrow, brief round-up http://arseblog.net/2009/12/26/cesc-50-50-for-tomorrow-brief-round-up/ Sat, 26 Dec 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1275 we're going to fight the 'harsh' FA charge of not controlling our players after the handbags against Hull. Seems entirely reasonable to me - although Phil Brown also thinks the charge is harsh so perhaps, just so as not to be aligned with a poxy orange mingespanner like him, I will just happily accept whatever the FA decide. Ahead of tomorrow's game against Villa the team news is that Traore returns but Cesc is just 50-50. Arsene says:
    There is still an uncertainty about him. He was supposed to practice on Christmas Eve but he still had some pain in his leg. We did not get him out so we still don’t know if he will be available for the squad or not. It is 50:50. He is a very influential player and a great player too so I want him to be with us.
    It's a risky one this. Playing a team as good as Villa you want your best players. You need the guy who can dictate the game and is capable of a match winning moment, whether that's a goal or an assist for someone else. If he's not fully fit though you run the risk of him doing more serious damage. So, we'll have to just wait and see if Arsene thinks the risk of playing a not fully fit Cesc is worth it. Especially as January gets progressively more difficult. The Sun reports we're still in the hunt, as it were, for Maroune Chamakh, but as no deal is likely to happen in January it's not of much interest. They also link us to Renne's 'hugely-gifted secondary striker' Jimmy Briand, whose father Chateau has a keen steak in his son's future career. Not much else happening really. Is tomorrow Alex Song's last game before he goes to bless the rains down in Africa? Anyone? Right, time to fix me some breakfast. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1275 2009-12-26 09:00:58 2009-12-26 09:00:58 open open cesc-50-50-for-tomorrow-brief-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Villa preview + transfer speculation mounts http://arseblog.net/2009/12/27/villa-preview-transfer-speculation-mounts/ Sun, 27 Dec 2009 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1272 He says:
    I just want to play every game. I miss that feeling in my lungs, when I run up the pitch three times in a row and still feel I can do the same for the fourth time. But I can only get there with playing games. It's impossible to reach that level just with training. I am glad that the coach trusts me. I can say that I am very close to my best form. I only need more consistent playing time - like five games in a row.
    As we've been saying there's a weight of expectation on Eduardo now. With van Persie out for the season and Bendtner still some time away he's the most experienced striker at the club. Hopefully last week's goal will have done him the world of good. He was certainly much more involved against Hull than in previous games so I'm keeping fingers crossed he can start producing on a regular basis. In other news Chairman PHW is not at all happy with Barcelona or Joan Laporta. Their constant pursuit by press of Cesc has him most vexed indeed. He says:
    I am really pissed off with Barcelona and all that nonsense. You would think there would be some action you could take against them, but I suppose you cannot stop the man shooting his mouth off. It is not the first time they have done this and it is a most disrespectful and tiresome thing to do.
    Bravo, sir. It's all well and good us fans saying it but it's nice to hear it come from the top. It is disrespectful - especially as Laporta seems to preface every single utterance about Cesc by talking about what a great relationship he has with 'the Gunners'. I hope he faxes a transfer bid and I hope we fax him back a photocopy of someone's arse - complete with turtle's tail. Maybe he'd get the message then, the smarmy cunt. As the transfer window is about to open the speculation increases. This is normal. Today sees a clump of players linked with us. The News of the World has us in for Toulouse striker Andre Pierre Gignac as well as a goalkeeper that nobody's ever heard of who has never played a game for Newcastle. We're 'battling it out' with Sp*rs for his signature. The same story appears almost word for word in The Mirror. Also in The Mirror a story saying Craig Bellamy is set for a 'shock' move to Arsenal after apparently handing in a transfer request at Man City. The Gladstone Small of football may be having a good season but I don't know that there's a lot of truth in this. Although, we have to remember that Arsene bought Sylvester. Nothing is impossible after that. What is clear though is that the January silly season is about to begin. January can't be a season though, can it? Mental Month? That'll do. Jack Wilshere says he'd love to go on loan to West Ham but will go wherever Arsene thinks best. It'd certainly be handier for him to get the bus from home to West Ham than up sticks and move to Burnley for a while. It'll be all down to the boss and where he thinks Jack will get the most playing time, I suppose. Update: Longer Jack feature in the Sunday Times. Not much else happening so it's time for the Sunday papers, then breakfast, then the Arsenal. A win today would be a most splendid belated Christmas present indeed. COME ON YOU REDS.]]>
    1272 2009-12-27 09:00:14 2009-12-27 09:00:14 open open villa-preview-transfer-speculation-mounts publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 3-0 Aston Villa : Cesc cameo a thing of beauty http://arseblog.net/2009/12/28/arsenal-3-0-aston-villa-cesc-cameo-a-thing-of-beauty/ Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1270 Sadly that was when he picked up his hamstring injury and was replaced by Aaron Ramsey. Obviously we've got to keep fingers crossed it's not too bad but his work was done. One of the most effective cameos you will ever see in a game of football and the work of a man who is now a match winner. A player who scares the opposition just by being on the pitch and who is capable of creating or scoring goals that really count. Villa have been excellent recently, they've scored in every single game this season bar the opening day of the season, they defend well and work very hard, and Cesc came on and tore them a new one. We knew it was a risk to involve him and it's certainly possible we'd have won the game without him, but his introduction made sure. And it was the kind of game where three points was worth a bit of a gamble. It gets us closer to the leaders and adds a bit of a cushion from those following us. The upcoming fixtures aren't the most pressing we'll ever have so fingers crossed he can get back before things start to heat up again. There's no question though that the captain really is the heartbeat of the team. We've got plenty of effective pacemakers but he is the most important player at the club. Twelve goals this season is a great return from midfield too and adding that weapon to his creative arsenal, if you will, is what will make him a truly great player. I've said it time and time again on this blog, we've got a once in a lifetime talent in Cesc Fabregas, and we need to ensure he's got the right players around him so he can fulfill his potential and spend a lot of time with his arms in the air holding trophies over his head. The third goal came from the impressive Abou Diaby who followed up his Hull performance with another excellent display. High energy is not a phrase you'd usually use to describe him but it fits for yesterday. He worked hard defensively, tried his best to move us forward and he deserved the goal which was excellently taken. The result was made more impressive by the fact Arshavin had one of those games where he barely had a kick and Eduardo still looks very short of confidence. He should have opened the scoring in the 1st minute when Diaby's good work saw him one on one with the keeper. His shot was hurried and tame, a far cry from the clinical Eduardo who would surely have slid that home without even thinking about it. He got 60 minutes under his belt again though so we'll just have to hope he can pick himself up and get scoring again. I'd certainly start him against Portsmouth. Alex Song is worth a mention as well. It's amazing the difference 12 months can make in a footballer's career and I'm sincerely hoping that Cameroon get knocked out of the ACN as soon as possible. We don't have anyone at the club who can play that role, particularly as Denilson looks to have done his back in again. He was very impressive yesterday and provides the strength in midfield which allows Cesc to flourish. Overall though a very welcome result, not one many of us had envisaged perhaps, but one which will certainly instill a belief in the team. On Sky afterwards that hairy handed buffoon Richard Keys talked about the result as being crucial for our fight for fourth place, ignoring the fact that if we win our game in hand we're just a point behind Chelsea. Make no mistake, we're right in this title race. There's still a long way to go and a lot of football to be played but after being so completely written off just a few weeks ago you have to give huge credit to the lads for hauling themselves back into it. We've got a couple of days rest now before we travel to the south coast for a game against a team who are fighting for their lives. From a top of the table battle to bottom of the table scrapping there's always a challenge in this league. More on that in the days ahead. You can read Arsene's reaction here as well as Thomas Vermaelen's here. What is interesting is the manager talking about the transfer window. He's obviously worried about Denilson's back, Song is off to the ACN and Cesc has his hamstring trouble, so the possibility of signing a midfielder as well as a striker has emerged. Arsene says:
    We will keep our eyes open and if a good opportunity turns up [striker] we will do it. I will have to look maybe as well at midfielders. If we lose Denilson and Fabregas we will be short there.
    So, we might have an interesting January on our hands. And without wanting to sound alarmist I think we'd probably be wise to look at a centre-half in January. Gallas and Vermaelen have played every game in the Premier League this season. It's a lot to expect, and a lot to ask, that they both stay fit for the whole campaign. At the moment our only back up is Sylvester and we saw a disconsolate Senderos sitting behind the bench yesterday. The manager clearly doesn't want to play him and it is an area I think we need to strengthen. Anyway, that's a discussion for another day. For now we can just enjoy the fact we've beaten a very good side in a very important game and leave it at that. Some days football is just the best thing ever.]]>
    1270 2009-12-28 09:00:53 2009-12-28 09:00:53 open open arsenal-3-0-aston-villa-cesc-cameo-a-thing-of-beauty publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal fear speculative headlines http://arseblog.net/2009/12/29/arsenal-fear-speculative-headlines/ Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1268 He says:
    He is the best midfield player I have played with. He is really smart. In training it is really difficult to defend against him. You’d think he has eyes in the back of his head because he sees everything. Cesc is very important for us. But if he is injured we have to do it without him.
    And that is the simple fact. The players can't allow his loss to become an excuse or anything like it and it's time for others to show they can win games. It's probably a good chance for Aaron Ramsey to play a few games in a row and if Abou Diaby can keep up his recent form then I think the fixtures are kind enough for us to manage his absence. There's also the good news that Alex Song doesn't leave for the ACN until January 4th, so that's an unexpected but welcome bonus. Emmanuel Eboue has left already to join up with the Ivory Coast squad. Also singing the praises of the captain was Andrei Arshavin. He says:
    It was brilliant how he came onto the pitch for 20 or 30 minutes, scored twice, and was then replaced. He was great. I very much hope that his old injury won’t put him out for long.
    I don't think it's unfair to expect Arshavin to shoulder a bit more responsibility in Cesc's absence either. He's experienced, he's got the quality and like Cesc is capable of providing something in a match which can take the points for us. He was quiet against Villa, it has to be said, so he's due a big game or two. Not a lot else happening really. The only transfer speculation sees Vito Mannone linked with a return to Italy with AC Milan. Not sure there's much in that, to be honest. He seems like a nice young Mannone but I'm not sure he did enough during his time in the team to attract a team like Milan. Just three days until the transfer window opens. Where are all the rumours? Till tomorrow.]]>
    1268 2009-12-29 09:00:04 2009-12-29 09:00:04 open open arsenal-fear-speculative-headlines publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Portsmouth preview + Arsecast 144 http://arseblog.net/2009/12/30/portsmouth-preview-arsecast-144/ Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1266 Starting with team news and there's some good news, possibly, and some unexpected and rather bad news. Tomas Rosicky may well be back for tonight's game against Portsmouth, which is good, although he may not make his comeback until the West Ham game on Sunday. The bad news is in regard to Nicklas Bendtner who has had a bit of a setback and looks set to miss another three weeks due to hernia/groin problems. It's a shame for us and a real shame for him. Right now we could really use a player like him and it would have been a fantastic opportunity for him to put his money where he's never been afraid to put his mouth. We're also without Denilson who misses the game with a back injury, the long-termers we all know about, and captain Cesc Fabregas. More on him later but in his absence there's a weight of responsibility on others and in particular Abou Diaby to help ensure his loss doesn't impact us that heavily. Arsene Wenger says Diaby has grown up this season and while he's had his niggles the absences through injury haven't been as serious as previous campaigns (I've well and truly jinxed him now, haven't I?). Diaby himself is looking for a World Cup spot and if he keeps up his current form then he's got every chance. He admits his injury woes got him down - to the point where he was thinking about giving up the game. He says:
    I asked myself questions because they were really hard times to live. I started to have enough of football and getting injured all the time. I wanted to stop, to give everything up. But I hung on. I worked a lot and now I am getting rewarded.
    I know we bemoan players injuries, especially at the moment, but I don't think we often stop to think about the impact it has on players. Money aside they are just normal chaps who love to play football and anyone who finds themselves unable to do so because of injuries is a frustrated and unhappy person, whatever level of football you're at. There's no doubt Dan Smith's tackle which put him out of the game for 9-10 months was a horrific thing to go through. And then the constant niggles he's had since, which must be a consequence of that, have never allowed him to find the kind of form we'd all hoped he'd produce. There was never really any doubt about his ability as a player, some of the things he is capable of are fantastic, but there were certainly worries about his application and desire. The fact he was considering giving up football probably explains some of his more ... erm ... leisurely performances. The effort and spirit he showed during the Villa game is far removed from that Diaby and it's good to see. That said, it's only been a few games so we need to see this consistency from him over a longer period. Another good showing against Portsmouth will go some way to proving Arsene's faith and patience with him was justified. Tonight I'd expect to see the same team that started against Villa but with Aaron Ramsey in midfield ahead of Denilson. I hope the manager will play Eduardo to give him another chance to find his groove but he may find his place under threat from Theo Walcott. We shall see later on. The game itself is potentially tricky. We know they'll be fighting for their lives and we've got to show we're capable of coping without players like Cesc and van Persie. I think it's time for the more experienced campaigners, I'm thinking Arshavin and Eduardo in particular, to pick up some of the slack. Returning to Cesc and he's backed the manager's decision to play him against Aston Villa and the hope is that his injury isn't too bad and he might be back for the Everton game. Which would be good but as I said yesterday the main thing is to ensure he's properly fit for that Death Crunch Run, as I'm now calling it, at the end of Jan/early Feb. And with the January transfer window dusting off its latches the captain is no doubt aware that the usual tedious guff will emerge from the rancid anuses of the Spanish press. He says:
    There has been talk about Real and Barça since the summer and the only thing I am doing is thinking about my club, Arsenal, and seeing how I can help my team mates. I have a cool head, I am very happy at Arsenal and in England and there is still a lot for me to do. That's all I can say. I am not thinking about anything else. I am very content and have a good deal still to do in the Premier League.
    Which should shut those twats up for a while, at least. I know those of us who don't really take Spanish newspaper stories all that seriously don't necessarily need the constant reaffirmation from the captain about his commitment to the club, but it's nice to hear all the same. In other news the manager has denied any bid for Craig Bellamy despite saying he 'likes the player'. As he rightly points out, Man City are very unlikely to sell to us even if we do go after him. Which I don't think we will. Also, Jack Wilshere's loan to Burnley has been put on hold as we wait and see the extent of the injuries to Denilson and Cesc. It'd be mad to loan him out now, especially as he might well get the playing time he needs with us. The Mirror says we're 'battling' to sign 15 year old QPR whizzkid, Raheem Sterling. Why are transfers always 'battles' and 'scraps'? It's so uncouth. Now, I know it's not Friday but this Friday is New Year's day and as I am likely to be starting the new year like every other, rancid with a hangover, it's Arsecast time today. Not a normal Arsecast either. I am joined by GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog, the Man from East Lower and Goodplaya to talk about Arsenal over the last 10 years. As we head into a new decade we look back and select our teams of the last 10 years, games of the decade, goals of the decade and other decade related stuff. Plus there's the winner of the Savile Rogue scarf competition from the last Arsecast. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (28mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that's enough for a Wednesday. Fingers crossed for three points later on, talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    1266 2009-12-30 09:00:26 2009-12-30 09:00:26 open open portsmouth-preview-arsecast-144 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Portsmouth 1-4 Arsenal : Goals galore but a striker is still a priority http://arseblog.net/2009/12/31/portsmouth-1-4-arsenal-goals-galore-but-a-striker-is-still-a-priority/ Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1263 We might have got a bit of luck with the first goal. Eduardo's free kick looked to be heading for the corner flag, instead it whacked off Kaboul, who always reminds me of Hellboy for some reason, and skidded in the bottom corner despite there being a man on the line. Eduardo was also involved in the second. He held the ball in the area after a nice pass from Song, when nobody came near him he played it to Ramsey who touched it to Nasri who drilled it in home to make it 2-0. I don't think you can really say Eduardo had a good game, in the traditional sense. He's clearly still off-colour and trying to find his form but scoring one, if he's given it, and having a good hand in another will do him some good. Portsmouth had their moments, Almunia had to make a decent save from Boateng in the first half, his erratic handling might have been more of a problem at times, there was one shot which flashed wide in the second half but there wasn't any sustained threat. At 2-0 though you're always a bit nervous with this Arsenal team. I'm sure I wasn't alone in thinking about what happened against West Ham. The impressive Aaron Ramsey settled the match though with an outstanding goal. He won the ball in midfield, ducked inside one, came back in on his left foot and from the edge of the area he lashed it home with his left foot. A top goal and he had a very good game, I thought. Naturally we got a bit sloppy, as we do, allowing Portsmouth to get one back shortly afterwards, but the scoreline was given the emphatic flourish our performance merited when Alex Song scored the fourth. The more I look at it the more impressive that header is. The ball from Nasri had very little pace on it so he had to make his own. He had another very solid night and he deserved that goal, not just for the shift he put in last night but for his season so far. He's been an almighty surprise in 2009, the turnaround from this time last year is nothing short of remarkable, and all credit to him. The 'One Song' chant rang out loud and clear and he is going to be missed when he goes to bless the rains down in Africa. Afterwards Arsene Wenger said:
    I'm proud of the team because the belief is there and we played like a real team. It was a big game for us tonight. We knew, to keep chasing, it was important to win here. Tonight we showed a physical response in the first half when they made it very physical. In midfield we were really up for it and dominated physically.
    It was potentially a tricky game but clearly Portsmouth are suffering. They were issued with a winding up order from the Revenue yesterday and if Avram Grant manages to keep them in the Premier League it'll be a huge achievement. I really have no time at all for that bell ringing twat, I hope he gets an appropriate palsy, but I can think of other clubs I'd rather see in their position. And if they go under where the hell are all our old players going to go now? One small point regarding our performance though - despite the fact we won handsomely and scored 4 goals, I think it's blindingly obvious we need a striker. The best thing I can say about Andrei Arshavin's performance is that he's taking one for the team. He's not a central striker, he clearly doesn't enjoy playing there and we're robbing ourselves of his ability by not playing him where he's best. He's struggling to get into games at the moment and I suppose we run the risk of him losing what form he has when he does get to play in a more favoured position. Arsene said afterwards:
    Everybody tells me to buy strikers, but when I look at the league, nobody has scored more goals than us. We have players who move the ball well and everybody gets in dangerous positions. And that’s why with the confidence high, everyone can score goals. But we are still in the market.
    I know Bendtner is coming back in the next few weeks but we have crucial games at the end of January and in early February. The Death Crunch Run is going to be a massive test and he is going to take some time to find his fitness and his match sharpness, something he's not always renowned for even in the best of health. The window opens tomorrow, the need is pressing, and I hope that whatever business we do, we do it quickly and efficiently without playing the dangerous 'Let's wait until the last seconds to see if we can drive the price down' game. Still, we can worry about that in 2010! For now 2009 has probably ended better, in football terms, than many of us thought. We've put 16 points on the board in December after what was a pretty miserable November, we're right in the title race and positioned well going into the new year. Well done lads and well done Arsene. From my point of view I'd just like to thank everybody for visting the site this last 12 months. Thanks for reading, commenting, emailing, listening to Arsecasts and everything else. And to the guests on the podcast who so generously give their time, cheers to you. So to all of you, I wish you a happy, peaceful and prosperous new year. May 2010 bring you everything you want ... not least of which the Premier League and the Champions League for the Arsenal, right? Have a good one, everyone. See you next year.]]>
    1263 2009-12-31 09:00:26 2009-12-31 09:00:26 open open portsmouth-1-4-arsenal-goals-galore-but-a-striker-is-still-a-priority publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Happy new year from Arseblog http://arseblog.net/2010/01/01/happy-new-year-from-arseblog-2/ Fri, 01 Jan 2010 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1261 Dear everyone, hope you have a great 2010. Due to intense consumption of 15 year old rum and acute dancing around my sitting room with Mrs Blogs last night, blogging will resume in earnest tomorrow. your old friend, Me.]]> 1261 2010-01-01 09:00:00 2010-01-01 09:00:00 open open happy-new-year-from-arseblog-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug FA Cup takes on a Carling sheen http://arseblog.net/2010/01/02/fa-cup-takes-on-a-carling-sheen/ Sat, 02 Jan 2010 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1259 we might see Philippe Senderos if he passes a fitness test. With no Eboue to fill in we might see Kerrea Gilbert at right back to give Sagna a rest. There's no Denilson or Cesc so Ramsey should continue in midfield, Alex Song plays his last game before going to the ACN and maybe we might see Merida in order to give Diaby time to read the small print of his new contract. Up front I'd inclined to stick with Eduardo, let him have another chance to find his groove, Carlos Vela can come in and with Rosicky back he might get a run. Also in the frame Sanchez Watt, possibly Jack Wilshere and a couple of others from the Carling Cup squad. By no means the strongest possible team we could put out but as I said think expediency is the order of the day. West Ham have their own struggles, financially and they're slap bang in the middle of a relegation fight this season, but cup football is a curious beast at times and it'll be an interesting match, I'm sure. Away from the FA Cup game and Abou Diaby says consistency is the key to success this season. He says:
    We have a good opportunity to win the title this year so we have to really work hard for that. For the last six months we have to be really consistent and win games. The team is ready, the spirit is there and the quality as well, so we have everything to win the League and even the Champions League as well.
    I may have this wrong, having not looked at stats in any great detail, but we do tend to be a more consistent outfit in the second half of the season. Last season we lost 5 games before the end of the November. It was May, against Chelsea at home, before we lost again. That kind of a run would keep us well and truly in the mix. Obviously a lot depends on who's fit and available to play. The manager has ruled out anybody leaving in January, bar possibly Jack Wilshere on loan, and that makes perfect sense to me. We simply can't afford to let anyone go. I guess it depends as well on how Arsene views certain players. Does he view Senderos as someone who can do a job when called upon? Would he be happy to play him in big games if Gallas or Vermaelen got a knock? If yes, then fine. If he has doubts then maybe he's got to do something about that situation during the transfer window. He spoke again about transfers and the signing of a striker. I think if Bendtner had been fit now he'd be happy enough to play him and not go into the market but the Dane won't be back for another few weeks and will have spent the best part of 3 months out. It'd be a lot to expect him to hit the ground running on his comeback. Who he brings in is anybody's guess. Maroune Chamakh has become the Sebastian Frey of strikers. Surely the fact that he won't leave Bordeaux in January is not newsworthy now, we know this. We don't need to be told every single day. His is about the only name anyone has at the moment though. There's talk about Dzeko from Wolfsburg but it's all pretty vague. I'm sure the only people who know who we might be after are Arsene, his scouts and Ivan Gazidis. Arsene said in his interview that we are 'active' so obviously there's work being done behind the scenes. How quickly that comes to fruition is anybody's guess. In other news Henri Lansbury has signed a new deal with the club and Arsene says he could become a 'big player' for us in the years ahead. He's out on loan with Watford this season and doing ok. I'm sure you'll have read over the last few days about young Brazilian striker Wellington signing for us. Of course regular Arseblog readers won't have been surprised at all. I told you this way back in January, I think, so despite what other blogs might have said "I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT!". Not that I'm gloating or being an 'I told you so' merchant but I told you so ... *gloats*. That's it then. I'm going to try and get the icicles off the end of my nose. More tomorrow.]]>
    1259 2010-01-02 09:00:45 2010-01-02 09:00:45 open open fa-cup-takes-on-a-carling-sheen publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsene's right to rotate - expediency over experience, please http://arseblog.net/2010/01/03/arsenes-right-to-rotate-expediency-over-experience-please/ Sun, 03 Jan 2010 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1257 Sylvester has been talking about his desire to play, which is totally understandable. He's not my favourite guy in the world, and never will be, but he's a decent professional, isn't rocking the boat and understands his place in the overall scheme of things. And as that is unlikely to change I can't see him signing a new deal when he does sit down with the boss. Marouane Chamakh says Arsenal are 'pressuring' him to join us this month. Arsene Wenger says he hasn't spoken to him at all. What's funny is that the only reason this guy's name is as well known is because we haven't signed him. A real profile boost. Meanwhile the Mail says we're not making a bid for Andre Pierre Gignac because AW feels he's not up to our standards. That provides them with a fantastic blueprint for about ten billion other stories. "Arsenal will not sign Malcolm Christie as he's not up to their standards". Samir Nasri lifts the lid again on the manager's half-time reaction at Anfield:
    I have never seen the boss shouting like that before. Normally when we are behind he tries to highlight the positives about our play. But there was nothing positive this time. Not one of the players dared look up for 10 minutes. I did not think he was capable of shouting like that. He told us we did not deserve to wear the Arsenal shirt, and he was right. What he said has done us good. All of us really got it in the neck that day.
    Splendid. There's nothing quite as effective as scaring the shit out of people who don't expect you to scare the shit out of them. And the reaction of the team since has been very positive, so it's all good. Hopefully nothing similar will be required today at Upton Park. And on that note, that's your lot. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    FA Cup observations - welcome back to the real world http://arseblog.net/2010/01/04/fa-cup-observations-welcome-back-to-the-real-world/ Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1255 Note to self: when recording something on Sky+ remember to record it on a channel you're actually subscribed to. You'll have to read around for reports from the game but some observations on the result. Eduardo got his third goal in four games. Arsene says:
    He is slowly coming back. He has been out for a basically a year. Football is not like an engine where you start and drive off at 100mph. Everybody comes back slowly and that is what is happening with him. He is getting better with every game.
    The header was fantastic, he's always been good in the air for a relatively little guy and hopefully his scoring will continue. He asked for a run of games and he's delivering so far. Good to see. Aaron Ramsey scored another belter with his left foot, that's two in a week for him and it's clear to see why Cesc spoke about him with such admiration a couple of months back. Maybe people laughed when he said his place might be under threat from the young Welshman, but it's obvious that he's now a real option in our midfield. You might also wonder if there's any connection between Diaby's improved form and attitude and the emergence of Ramsey. I bang on about competition for places a lot but when it's there it can really have a positive effect. Their goal - poor defending really. I know a lot of people will point the finger at Sylvester but he held his line with the centre-half closest to him. It was Gallas and whoever was in the right back position (from the video it looked like Song to me), who played the West Ham player onside. A sloppy goal to give away all the same but on the flip side we showed good character to come back from one down. And the more often you do that the more often you can do that, if you get me. After the Standard Liege game earlier in the season I thought coming back from 2-0 to win would instill some belief in them. For a time when we went behind there was no belief that we could turn it around. Now, it seems, we have that. I was surprised that Gallas, Vermaelen and Sagna started. I suppose it just shows the paucity of options we have in defence. Under normal circumstances Eboue would have played at right back but the fact we don't have any real options at centre-half continues to be a big worry. I worry that if we play the bollocks out of Gallas and Vermaelen in every competition we're going to end up knackering them and it'd be a disaster if our season fell away at the end for lack of quality replacements. In the meantime we've got to hope they avoid injury and burn-out. Alex Song played his final game before going away. Of him Arsene says:
    We will miss him because he's an important player. In the system we play he plays in front of the defence and we will have to find a new balance without him.
    The obvious option is Denilson, if he's fit, but he's got to learn from Song's discipline and positioning. We've all been impressed with his development this last 12 months but as the only real defensive midfielder in the squad we've got to hope his absence is something we can cope with. Wilshere and Merida reportedly had quiet games - the benefit of a loan spell where they might play regularly is obvious. For Wilshere I think he'd be as well at a Championship side, things get so tight in the Premier League that managers are cautious and unlikely to trust youth when they're scrapping for survival. There's not much point in him going to train somewhere else. Merida must look at Ramsey, see Diaby, Denilson, Song and Cesc there too and realise there's a very difficult path to the first team for him at Arsenal. There are no imminent retirements, the oldest midfielder is 24, and with the club still waiting for him to sign a new deal it'd be no surprise if he succumbed to interest from back home this summer. Stoke away in the next round. Could have been a bit easier, in fairness, but then Stoke won't exactly be jumping up and down for joy either. Arsene spoke about transfers again, saying:
    I have the money, I have the desire but I do not have the player. We'll try to be in the market.
    With the games coming thick and fast now the work behind the scenes from Gazidis and his team will be crucial in ensuring that successful business is done during this transfer window. You have to think the manager has a shortlist and discreet enquiries will be made as soon as possible. I'm told he might look closer to home for a short-term solution to our centre-half problem, although that's not something I'd be very comfortable with. As for the rest we'll have to just wait and see. We've got a couple of important home games in the next 5 days now. Bolton are managerless, for now, although it does seem as if Owen Coyle will take over there. Whether it happens in time for him to take charge against us remains to be seen. All eyes on that game for the next couple of days. As the manager always says: Let's do this one game at a time.]]>
    1255 2010-01-04 09:00:37 2010-01-04 09:00:37 open open fa-cup-observations-welcome-back-to-the-real-world publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Rosicky stays as Merida signs for Atletico Madrid http://arseblog.net/2010/01/05/rosicky-stays-as-merida-signs-for-atletico-madrid/ Tue, 05 Jan 2010 09:05:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1252 to sign a new deal with the club. There's no talk of quite how long the deal is, there's certainly no mention of it being 'long term' like most of the others, but you have to imagine it's probably for the next couple of seasons with maybe an option to extend if things work out. Now, there are those who might think that giving Rosicky a new deal is a bit odd, considering his record with injuries. It would be fair to say he hasn't exactly provided value for money since his arrival at the club. A serious knee problem threatened his career and kept him out of the game for over 18 months. Previous to that he was in and out of the side as he suffered the kind of niggly injuries which prevented him from getting a good run in the side. You wonder, of course, were those small injuries a consequence of the underlying knee problem. Anyway, fast forward and here we are. He's played 15 times for us this season and when he is fit he's a good player to have around. You have to assume that before any contract has been awarded to him that rigorous medical tests have been done and there's a reasonable expectation that he's going to stay fit and not suffer the same kind of serious injury as before. If there's an element to his contract that provides a certain amount of his wages on a pay-as-you-play basis then all the better. To my mind it's a good move and I like him as a footballer. He's a clever player, adds depth and quality to the squad, gives us another option in midfield or as part of the front three, and at a time when we're bemoaning the lack of options from the bench it makes sense to extend his contract provided his fitness isn't an issue. Tomas talks about wanting to repay the faith the club have shown in him and you can't argue with that. Arsene Wenger says:
    Tomas’ vision and touch is remarkable and I know that we will all benefit from his input in the coming seasons. Tomas is a special talent and we’re delighted that he has committed his future to Arsenal.
    And it also shows that lessons have been learned when it comes to players contracts running down. Edu and Flamini are both players I think we should have kept but because their contract reached the stage where they could negotiate freely with other clubs they found better deals elsewhere. With the benefit of hindsight both of them might think differently but it's good to see the club have reacted to this and are ensuring this doesn't happen ... for the most part. I say that because reports in AS (Spanish language), the Spanish sports paper, say that Fran Merida has signed for Atletico Madrid. Since January 1st he's been able to discuss terms and sign for another club and their interest in him has long been known. Obviously we'll wait for official confirmation of this but AS seem pretty sure, they say he's signed a 5 year deal. I mentioned yesterday how he must have seen the emergence of Ramsey and the midfielders ahead of him and thought the path to the first team was extremely difficult. If he has signed for Atletico then I'm not really surprised at all. It's a shame in one sense because Arsene Wenger rates him very highly but he was one for the future, it's not a big blow to us at present. In other news Nicklas Bendtner is set to resume full training this week, which is good news. He says:
    I hope to be able to make my comeback against Bolton on January 17th, the day after my birthday. That would be the best gift I could give myself. At least it is my personal goal, so now we will see. It’s been unbearable to be outside for several months because I felt that my club needed me during that time.
    Good news if true and he's a bit ahead of schedule, I think. The Times is reporting that Cesc's injury is a bit more serious than first thought and while there was some hope he might make Everton this weekend, the same Bolton game is more likely for him. As I keep saying the main thing is to ensure he's fully fit when he comes back because we need him for the rest of the season, there's no point in taking a risk with him in the short term when we don't really have to. West Ham, Portsmouth and Burnley are the clubs chasing Jack Wilshere on loan. The manager says he'll make a decision towards the end of the month, which makes sense considering the injuries we have just at the moment. Apparently Jack doesn't want to go to the Championship though I think he'd be mad to rule it out. Abou Diaby says he's willing to take over the Alex Song role if Arsene Wenger wants him to. I'm not sure it'd suit him at all, to be honest. He certainly contributes more going forward and if fit Denilson is the more natural replacement to sit in front of the back four and play it short to those who can do more damage with the ball. Not much else happening really. There's a lot of talk about Patrick Vieira returning to the Premier League with Man Citeh. Understandable that he'd go there, in fairness. He knows Mancini well, it's a World Cup season and they're probably offering him a huge amount of money. It'd be strange to see him in England playing for someone else though. As others have pointed out it'd be a bit like seeing Liam Brady in a West Ham shirt. Still, if he does go there I hope he creams Adebayor right in the cunt during training. Also, where exactly did Tomas Rosicky sign his new contract? Was it in the grim communist 1970s suite at the Grove? There's a press conference today ahead of the Bolton game so we should get confirmation of the Merida news with snippets re potential signings, the future of Senderos and other stuff too. More on all that tomorrow.]]>
    1252 2010-01-05 09:05:05 2010-01-05 09:05:05 open open rosicky-stays-as-merida-signs-for-atletico-madrid publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Bolton preview + transfer talk + Gallas http://arseblog.net/2010/01/06/bolton-preview-transfer-talk-gallas/ Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:04:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1249 Team news is that Arshavin and Denilson are fit. They were doubts with foot and back injuries respectively so it's good news they've come through. Denilson, you suspect, will fit into the Song role with Diaby and one of Ramsey or Rosicky for the other midfield place. Given how well the young Welshman is playing I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him keep his place. Bolton are a team we don't have a great deal of good history with. The animus has died down somewhat with the departure of the Fat Walrus but they've still got a big, physical team who are dangerous from set-pieces and in Kevin Davies they have the most lethal elbows since Alan Shearer. With Owen Coyle set to turn his back on Burnley and become the new manager today, you can be sure the players out there tonight will be doing the usual thing of trying to impress the new boss, which always makes things a little more tricky. It's certainly a game we're more than capable of winning but under the circumstances we'd do well not to underestimate the opposition for a second. Three points would put us into second and just a point behind Chelsea, we don't need much more motivation than that. Going into the game Arsene spoke about the hunger in his team to win something and the momentum we've got going:
    We have not won anything yet, but that just makes us all the more hungry for success. We have created our own momentum. Now we have an opportunity to keep that going.
    Tonight, if the game is on, is a big chance to show that we mean business. Let's not let it slip away. And that's about as far as I'm going with cold weather related punnery. Also at the press conference yesterday there was a lot of talk of transfers, naturally. Everyone knows he's looking for at least one player but the info this morning is slightly confused. On one hand Arsene says he wants to buy as quickly as possible, then he suggests the seriousness of the injury to Nicklas Bendtner might be a factor:
    There is no way we can carry on with only one striker. Bendtner is being treated now and will come back on Friday for tests. If he is out for another two months, we will need to buy someone, absolutely.
    Which, of course, confuses the whole Bendnter issue as well. Just the other day he was talking about being back for the Bolton game on the 17th of January, now the boss is talking about him being out for another two months? Either way I think we need to dip into the market. The Sun links us this morning with a £9m bid for West Ham's Carlton Cole, which makes sense because West Ham need money and he's a striker and we need a striker. I've been impressed when I've seen him this season. I thought he was very good against us but he is a bit injury prone, isn't he? And the last English striker Arsene bought? Was it the Fox in the Box? Go foreign, Arsene! The Mirror reckons Andre Pierre Gignac is most likely to come in, at least from the names they mention in the article, and I did hear Philippe Auclair on the radio last night speak about him in reference to us. Whatever money he has to spend though he's going to do it 'responsibly', which really is no surprise.
    Why should I splash it out and pay £10m for a player who is worth five? It's normal that you buy the players for the right price.
    I don't think anybody can argue with that but if clubs know we need a player, and it's quite public that we do, unless they're absolutely desperate for the money then they hold the good cards when it comes to negotiating price. This is where Ivan Gazidis and his quiet stare will come in. Apparently he just goes in, offers what we consider to be the right price, then stares at them until they become so discomfited they cave in and agree to what's on offer. The 26 day stare-a-thon last season with the Chairman of Zenit St Petersburg worked for us in the end but left the head of the Russian club in a padded cell in a secure ward rambling about 'Those eyes! Those eyes!'. He and his team will have plenty of work to do, hopefully. Away from all the speculation about who we might possibly buy and for how much and when we might buy them and who they might be and what price we might pay for them and all that, Arsene has spoken about William Gallas. There's no point rehashing the troubles he's had throughout his Arsenal career, they're well documented, but he's played every league and Champions League game this season, often despite little injuries that might put other players out. Arsene says:
    At West Ham on Sunday, even when he was half-injured and the physios told me he might not play, he came in and told me he could play. He had a muscle problem but he is an ambitious guy. When he is 50-50, he plays. I have a big respect for what he has done. The personality clashes are sorted out now. He had the right attitude and has, maybe, found his appetite for the club again. That is a credit to him.
    You can't argue with commitment like that, in fairness. On the other hand some might point to the fact this is a World Cup season and, with his contract expiring in the summer, such performances and attitude are very obvious when you're in the shop window. Arsene says there are meetings planned with his agents, that there's the possibility of a two year deal because he's a defender and not a striker - which wouldn't go against the club's policy of only offering players above 30 one year deals - so we'll just have to wait and see what happens. That said he is 34 in August, not ancient by any means, so he might feel that if he's got one last move in him it'll have to be this summer. In the meantime we'll have to hope that the one serious injury per season he seems to have picked up ever since he joined us doesn't happen because regardless of his future at the club he is absolutely crucial to us right now. Asked if Fran Merida had signed for Atletico Madrid, Arsene said:
    I don't know, but I fear the worst. I am a bit disappointed if he has.
    The situation is a bit confusing. I was told yesterday that he hasn't actually signed anything ... not yet anyway, but The Sun say in the Carlton Cole link above that last night Atletico confirmed the pre-contract agreement. I've had a search around for confirmation of that but haven't found any. That the boss doesn't know for sure, or at the very least isn't saying, is probably quite telling though. So that's about that. Fingers cross the weather doesn't get bad enough for tonight not to ahead and the other fingers, foot fingers perhaps, crossed for the three points. More tomorrow.]]>
    1249 2010-01-06 09:04:10 2010-01-06 09:04:10 open open bolton-preview-transfer-talk-gallas publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Icy fixture congestion ahead + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/01/07/icy-fixture-congestion-ahead-news-round-up/ Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:02:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1247 according to Marca Arsene would be willing to let Cesc go in exchange. On the Ludicrous scale, where 1 is Liam Brady's goal against the Spuds and 10 is Keanu Reeves English accent in Dracula ("I knowe where the barstard sleeps!"), this is quite clearly a 14. The other player we're being linked with is a 6'8 Ivorian playing in Romania. Of all the names we've been linked with over the last couple of weeks, Lacina Traore (brother of Armand, first cousin of Djimi) seems the most likely. Unknown, yes. Nobody's heard of him, yes. Absolutely no reputation, yes. Tall, yes. And cheap? Oh God yeah. He ticks all the boxes, including the Value For Money one, so expect to see him in an Arsenal shirt in no time. In seriousness though maybe Arsene might look at the last really tall African striker and think 'Hmmmm, once bitten' and all that, but they can't all be greedy, ungrateful, egomaniac, need to be kicked in the balls repeatedly by a mule wearing Doc Marten's, cunts, can they? Meanwhile the agent of Fran Merida has denied the player has signed any deal with Atletico Madrid. He says:
    We haven't signed anything with Atletico because, simply, the only club with whom we are negotiating is Arsenal. The absolute priority of the lad is to renew with them. I repeat: There has been no agreement with anybody. Arsenal have the priority. Moreover, as always, they are acting like gentlemen.
    It's not an act, you bastard! We are gentlemen. Except for Boro Primorac who is actually Gentle Ben, but only at the weekends. It's a big decision for young Fran. He is very, very highly rated within the club and especially by Arsene Wenger. I suppose it's down to the manager now to convince him that he's got a future at the club, despite what's in front of him at the moment. Things can change very quickly in football, an injury here, a departure there, and soon the path to the first team doesn't seem so difficult. The longer it goes on though the more likely you feel it is he'll take advantage of the Bosman and go somewhere else. Emirates have vowed to continue their sponsorship of the club despite rumours the club were looking to renegotiate the deal and the downturn in air-travel worldwide. And that's really about that. I have to go into town now and all the roads and footpaths here are made of ice. And I'm no good at skating. I remember going ice-skating once as a kid. It was, unquestionably, one of the worst things ever. Firstly, you spend a load of time falling flat on your arse or face and secondly, it's like bowling - you are expected to put on footwear that has been worn by hundreds, if not thousands of people, before you. What kind of sick world do we live in where you have to wear the same boots as fuck knows who with their warts and bunions and carbuncles and in-grown toenails? It's disgusting. Any 'sport' that makes you share footwear with the great unwashed, and they are unwashed, should be banned at once. Anyway, fuck ice-skating. Back tomorrow with more bloggy goodness and an Arsecast. Until then.]]>
    1247 2010-01-07 09:02:52 2010-01-07 09:02:52 open open icy-fixture-congestion-ahead-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Gazidis on spending - say it ain't Sol, Arsene + Arsecast 145 http://arseblog.net/2010/01/08/gazidis-on-spending-say-it-aint-sol-arsene-arsecast-145/ Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:02:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1245 He says:
    We won't be making moves to respond to short-term pressure and we won't spend irrational amounts of money. But if we can find the right player that can add real quality to the squad, of course we'll make the right move. We're in a good position, but the thing to always bear in mind is spending money by giving it to other clubs for the talent they have, is not necessarily the answer to all issues.
    The last part of that statement intrigues me. It's something he's come out with more than once. Now, for me the bottom line is this - if you need a striker, then bar some miracle where you find one put out with somebody else's rubbish with a sign saying 'free to a good home', you have to spend money to get one. That means giving money to another club. Similarly, if you need a defender then you go buy one. Or a midfielder or a goalkeeper. I understand fully what he says about spending stupid money - when you see ridiculous stories about us preparing a €40m bid for an ex-Birmingham striker then you can write them off straight away - however, sometimes the best solution is to spend money. Sometimes the only solution is to spend money. We need a striker. Is Gazidis advocating the promotion of Sanchez Watt ahead of going out and buying one? I'm all for us spending wisely, I'm all for us getting the best value we can for the best player we can afford, but I just have to wonder about a statement like that at a time when it's patently obvious to everyone that we need to break out the cheque-book in January. Perhaps it's been taken out of context a bit but it's not particularly reassuring - especially when you read about how much the manager potentially has to spend. Now, speaking of spending, or not spending, there's a story in the Mirror today which suggests Arsene Wenger is set to re-sign Sol Campbell as a short term solution to our defensive problems. I hinted at this, based on some info I received, at the end of Monday's blog. It's clear that Senderos no longer figures in the plans. He's got a World Cup coming up, he wants to play, Arsenal won't play him so I'm sure he's desperate to leave. That leaves us critically short of cover. Sylvester is all we've got left and that makes me turtle tail. Alex Song is capable of playing centre-half but he's away in Africa. Even if he was here you do the team a disservice by moving him out of the central midfield role in which he has excelled this season. Campbell has been training with us since his Notts County adventure went tits up and he would probably be an easy solution to a problem the manager cannot afford to ignore. On the other hand though, I would have grave doubts about his ability to still cut the mustard at this level. His last Premier League game was on May 24th last year when Portsmouth lost to Wigan. This season he bizarrely chose to drop down to the lowest professional division, League 2, to play for Notts County. He lasted one game. A 2-1 defeat to Morcombe. Since then he's been involved in a contractual wrangle with them. He signed a 5 year deal on £40,000 a week. I'm sure it was a very attractive offer but what the fuck was he thinking? It was a nice long contract, decent money to play at a level which wouldn't be too taxing beyond coping with the huge gulf in quality between Premier League and League 2, and a chance to wind down his career while still being paid well. What does the fact that he went there say? Were there no other Premier League clubs interested in taking him, despite the fact he was leaving Portsmouth on a free? Why didn't Portsmouth try and keep him? I know they have big financial problems and freeing up his wages was probably part of it, but when they keep Utaka on £80,000 a week, Campbell's relatively low £50,000 was probably manageable, especially as they have no defence. Was Notts County the best offer he had and if so what does that suggest about his ability? Obviously Arsene Wenger has seen him in training and if he thinks he can still do a job then what can you do? Some will ask why we'd eschew the re-signing of Vieira on the basis of not looking back, something he never does, yet re-sign Campbell? Firstly, we don't know if it's going to happen, secondly, as Wenger said himself, we don't really need a player in midfield. We definitely need a centre-half. Personally speaking I'd be surprised if it happened (a surefire sign it's probably going to go ahead!), I'd be seriously worried that he's simply not up to the task anymore - and that's completely leaving aside the cloud under which he left the club in the first place. The manager's thinking might be swayed by the fact he's likely to be able to find a better long-term defensive purchase in the summer, but I would hope that he and his scouting team are at least trying to find a better solution than Campbell. Let's see what happens. In early team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Everton the only addition to the squad announced for the Bolton game is Tomas Rosicky. Cesc is still short but could be back for the Bolton game on the 17th, which would be good news. Arsene's usual press conference and media engagement takes place today, no doubt we'll get more on injuries and hopefully a little hint about possible transfers and some more on that Campbell story. In a brief round-up, Arsenal are going to pay the travel costs for the Bolton fan who tried to make it Wednesday's game. He says he's going to spend it on a new cap for his whippet. And Patrick Vieira will join the Arsenal retirement home at Man City. It will make the game in April very interesting. He will get a great reception from the home fans, as will Kolo Toure, which will be in marked contrast to Adebayor who will be made fully aware of what a total cunt he is. It's a bit sad to see Paddy back in England wearing somebody else's shirt but Arsenal fans can take comfort in the fact that we got the very best out of him during his time here. Right so, onto this week's Arsecast. I'm joined by John Cross from the Mirror to talk about the Bolton game, potential transfers both defensive and attacking, and we get a bit of insight as to what it's like, from a journalist's point of view, to cover Arsenal. If you're on Twitter you can follow John here. As well as that Andrei Arshavin pops in, there's Talkshite Radio (kinda) and the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (24mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio That'll have to do, time for some warming breakfast. And more coffee. And a hot water bottle on my lap. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1245 2010-01-08 09:02:19 2010-01-08 09:02:19 open open gazidis-on-spending-say-it-aint-sol-arsene-arsecast-145 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Everton preview + would a defender be a better buy than a striker? http://arseblog.net/2010/01/09/everton-preview-would-a-defender-be-a-better-buy-than-a-striker/ Sat, 09 Jan 2010 09:09:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1242 team news there's nothing new to report other than Jack Wilshere is out for today with a slight hamstring strain. There's also good news regarding Nicklas Bendnter who will be fit and ready again with two weeks. That, obviously, has an influence on our transfer dealings this month with Arsene Wenger saying:
    His return will influence [what we do]. If he'd been ruled out for two months, we wouldn't have had a choice but to sign someone. It would have been an absolute that we signed a striker. But now we can be a little bit more relaxed. We can take it or leave it if we don't find what we want.
    While we'd all like a striker to come in I suppose the manager is looking at a fit again Bendtner who will join Arshavin, Vela, Eduardo and Walcott as forward players. Then come the summer van Persie is fit again so adding another striker leaves him with something of a surplus and decisions to make. Buying a striker now is effectively ending the Arsenal career of at least one of those players. When you consider that Vela, van Persie, Eduardo, Walcott and Bendtner have all signed new contracts and Arshavin is a relatively recent purchase with plenty left on his deal then it becomes even more difficult. The other thing to remember is that we've scored more goals than anyone else in the Premier League, Bendtner's return provides us with the physical central striker we've been crying out for, and looking at it that way you might consider the money we have is better spent elsewhere. Just to note, he hasn't ruled out a forward signing, but the issue is not so urgent and he really does have all those things to consider when bringing somebody in. Would it make a very short term loan signing a more attractive option for him? So, given our efficiency going forward might we better spending our money to strengthen our defence? I know a goalkeeper is high on many fans wanted lists but that possibility is hardly spoken about. There's almost a reluctant admission that we need a defender. I know forward signings are more exciting but let's be realistic. A centre-half is an absolute must. Adding a quality defender to our squad not only strengthens us, it allows us to get the best out of Gallas and Vermaelen who are sure to tire as the season goes on. It would also provide good competition for places. As I said yesterday I remain extremely doubtful about Sol Campbell's ability to play at this highest level again. Arsene was quite coy when asked about him yesterday but said:
    Sol has a fantastic attitude and good fitness. He is not the youngest but he is in a very good shape. He can still play in the Premier League, I've said that many times. He is important in the dressing room as well. He's positive with the young players, and every year we have one or two like that. I think a Premier League club will sign him and, of course, we are a Premier League club.
    Make of that what you will. Personally I think there isn't a manager better in the world than Arsene Wenger to know when to let a player go. Whether that's because they're not committed to Arsenal or whether they've got to an age where their physical decline has set in, he knows. And in Campbell's case he got it right. Honestly, I thought he might have left a season earlier than he did but having let him go, having seen him do ok for Portsmouth and not much more than that, then seen him essentially give up the ghost by signing for Notts County, I find it hard to understand how he'd be ready for Premier League football now. Of course Arsene sees him every day in training, he knows more about him than I do, and there's no doubt his experience would probably be beneficial (provided we don't find ourselves 2-0 down to West Ham at half-time). He's a popular figure around the club with the younger players and he has been there and done that when it comes to winning titles. However, I think if there's one area in this team that could really be improved by spending some money, and I don't mean big, big money, I just mean spending the right amount to get a player of suitable quality, then it's our defence. We're not going to score 3 and 4 in every game, sometimes we need to be able to scrap out a 1-0, and making ourselves stronger at the back would be the way to achieve that. I'd be quite happy to not sign a striker if we got a keeper and a defender, even just a quality central defender. January, and the transfer window, does throw up a lot of speculation, most of it utterly groundless. Yesterday Arsene ruled out any move for Carlton Cole, saying he wouldn't sign another player to add to his injury list, Gignac, as he's too expensive, Chamakh, for now, and young Crystal Palace player Victor Moses, who hasn't yet learned to part defences like his great great great great x 193,199,000 grandfather parted seas. This week we had a ludicrous story about Gonzalo Higuain coming to us as part of a swap deal with Cesc Fabregas. It doesn't even have one foot in the realms of reality yet it is regurgitated around the web and NewsNow with gay abandon by websites which are hit-whoring their hairy moobs off. It's stupid. And then those stupid stories get picked up by the 'mainstream' press who, desperate to get in on the hit-whoring, repeat them when they should really know better. Arsene was asked if got frustrated with such stories. He said:
    I have a big respect for the press in general, but some people are just not serious. They sit behind their desk and they think 'What kind of stupid idea can I create?' and the next day you have to answer that stupid idea. That is not really serious.
    Heh, classic. He did have a good laugh with the press folk afterwards but he's dead right. And this came after one journalist asked him about the story and then it went to the lady, I think she's from the BBC, who seems to insist on asking him questions he's already answered. Journo 1 - Selling Cesc? Arsene - No it's a load of my steaming bollocks etc etc Lady - Selling Cesc? Arsene - No, it's a load etc etc Lady - So, you would sell him for any money? Arsene - As I said etc etc Lady - There's no chance you might sell him then? Arsene - *sigh* If it were me I don't think I'd cope as well as him with that kind of questioning. It was also interesting to hear Arsene reveal he'd written a letter to Real Madrid and Barcelona to ask them to shut their fat mouths. Naturally, as they are ill-mannered twats, he got no reply. I trawled all my sources and have managed to find a copy of the letter Arsene sent. You can see it here - please note it is Not Safe For Work (which, as this is a Saturday, is probably all right). Patrick Vieira signs for Man City. Right, that's about that. It's worth noting that if today's game goes ahead it effectively becomes our game in hand, with Chelsea's game against Hull one of many already called off. Here's to repeat of the opening day of the season, even half of that would be good. I'd love to sit around tomorrow reading about Arsenal 3 - 1/2 win over Everton. Come on you reds!]]>
    1242 2010-01-09 09:09:26 2010-01-09 09:09:26 open open everton-preview-would-a-defender-be-a-better-buy-than-a-striker publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 2-2 Everton : Rosicky's late goal salvages a point http://arseblog.net/2010/01/10/arsenal-2-2-everton-rosickys-late-goal-salvages-a-point/ Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1240 He said:
    We played against a very good Everton team who for the biggest part of the game was more dangerous, sharper than us. At the end of the day we dropped two points but, looking at the game, we gained one point. We were closer to losing the game than winning it.
    He's not normally so forthright about our lack of performance, and we've played some stinkers in our time and heard Arsene trot out the usual lines about 'lacking a little bit the sharpness', so he knows we kind of got out of jail yesterday. In the circumstances it's a good point and who knows how crucial it might be at the end of the season? It's also worth noting that Everton are a team which finished 5th last season. They've had a truly rotten run of form but it was too much to expect them to play like that for the whole campaign. Remember, they drew 3-3 at Chelsea and yesterday they showed they're a good, spirited side and to win games against teams like that you have to be close to, if not at, your best. So from that point of view I'm reasonably content with things this morning. Nevertheless, certain subjects merit discussion. Firstly, their goals. While I have given credit to Everton for the way they played, the fact is we gifted them two goals. For the first nobody picked up Leon Osman from the Everton corner. He was allowed to run unchallenged into our box and head home. Who was supposed to be marking him and why didn't they? It doesn't get any more basic than that. They have a corner, everbody has a man, you mark your man and if you get beaten in the air then hold your hands up and say the other fella did better. When the other fella didn't even have anyone to beat, and when the other fella is barely taller than Arshavin, conceding a goal like that is just poor defending. Their second was a gift as well. As we pressed for a winner we got caught out with everybody in their half of the field and when a Rosicky pass was intercepted, Peinaar was able to run into our half of the field with nobody anywhere near him before clipping a lovely finish over Almunia. It seemed our formation had changed from 4-3-3 to 0-5-5. That Nasri was the closest man to him says it all. I know we'd had a series of corners but again it's schoolboy stuff and sympomatic of the kind of goals we've been conceding this season. There are very few that you can say 'Wow, they took us apart there with brilliant football'. They've nearly all been down to individual, or collective, defensive mistakes. We are a very generous team. We need to be misers. So there are definitely questions for the defence and, in truth, for the team as a whole in terms of defending. Armand Traore didn't have his best game ever, a number of times there were Everton men in space in our left back position with nobody anywhere near them, but there's a responsibility on the team as a whole to defend. Even if Traore were correctly positioned he was being left to deal with two men and overall we needed to be better organised. Manuel Almunia does his impression of a goalkeeperThen we come to the goalkeeper, who I now really believe is a factor in how poorly we defend at times. Once again Almunia was all over the place yesterday. Coming for crosses and getting nowhere near them, leaving himself stranded. He threw a ball out to Sagna when there was an Everton man on top of him, the subsequent tackle left the right back needing treatment and the last thing we need is another injury, especially one that could easily have been avoided. And late on when Traore was obviously ahead of the Everton player in a race towards our goal, Almunia didn't drop back and provide the option of a back pass, he came charging out and after Traore had cleared the ball he took out the left back as if he were he ball - and at first I thought he'd knocked him out cold. The bloke is all over the place. He looks like a bag of nerves and he's unsettling the defence, in my opinion. He genuinely scares me now because nobody has the faintest idea what he's going to. Is he going to come or stay? Will he catch it or punch it? At any level if you play with a keeper in whom you have no confidence it unsettles you and I don't think our defence trust him at all. Also his distribution has gone to pot completely. I've mentioned it before but he used to play it short as much as possible. Now when he plays it short he's capable of putting us in trouble at any moment, and when he's not he's hoofing long balls to a 5'6 centre-forward who has got no chance whatsoever of winning the ball. Watch Arshavin, his jumps are a token gesture. He knows he's not getting it. At this point I'd like Arsene to do one of two things. The first is buy a new goalkeeper. However, I don't think he's going to do that ... not in January anyway. In that case I'd like to see Fabianski get a run in the team. He's young, ambitious, motivated and he's not a nervous nelly like Almunia. It's funny how certain players seem to get more leeway from Arsene than others. Was Jens anywhere near this bad when he got unceremoniously dropped for Almunia? I don't think so. Almunia's decline has been sad, I have to say, and it's not nice to see a player so obviously struggling but unless we make a change which at least goes some way to making us more confident at the back then I'm going to be a worried man. Up front, a quiet game again for the forwards. Bendtner can't come back quick enough for me although how typical would it be of Arsene to bring him back and play him in one of the wide positions? Anyway, that's just me worrying but I will say Andrei Arshavin is no centre-forward. He was a passenger again yesterday, to me it looks like he's really not enjoying his football at the moment and his one positive moment against Everton came when he picked the ball up inside our half on the left hand side, drove past Lucas Neill and had a shot which eventually went out for a corner. That's where we need him. Playing him at centre-forward robs the team of a creative outlet who can get the ball, attack defences with pace and skill and generally worry them. No defence in the Premier League is going to worry too much about an Arshavin that is given the task of competing for headers, holding the ball up and playing with his back to goal. That's easy pickings, for the most part. So while I stand by my blog from yesterday about how our defence probably needs to be improved more than our attack (we still scored 2 yesterday despite playing poorly), we have to find a solution to our centre-forward position ... and fast. He's reluctant play Eduardo there. We know Walcott is not that kind of player. Vela came on yesterday and once again in the Premier League did little of note, so maybe he does need to give himself a headache in the summer and take advantage of the fact that a long term contract might also equal a larger fee for a player we have decided to sell. The only other game yesterday saw Man United draw 1-1 with Birmingham so that made our point against Everton much easier to cope with too. It does mean that our game in hand is now gone and we didn't take full advantage of it but there are plenty of points to pick up in the weeks ahead. Our games against the other title/Champions League contenders are going to be the ones on which our challenge depends. This point is one I'm happy to have on the board. There's not much else going on, certainly not much transfer speculation in today's Sundays from what I can see, so we'll leave it there. With the whole of the week free until we travel to Bolton on Saturday you would hope that Arsene would use the time to make up his mind about what he's going to do in the transfer market. If he wants players, get it done now. The sooner the better for all concerned. Heading into a difficult period a couple of new faces, whoever they might be, could just give the squad a lift. Here's hoping. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1240 2010-01-10 09:00:30 2010-01-10 09:00:30 open open arsenal-2-2-everton-rosickys-late-goal-salvages-a-point publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Everton fallout + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/01/11/everton-fallout-news-round-up/ Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1238 He says:
    I said to Denilson afterwards, 'if that happens you have to commit a handball.' I'm very serious. If you go down, and there hasn't been a foul, you cannot ask Everton to stop their counter-attack and not to score.
    I have to say I thought he should have done exactly that, or boot the ball into touch before collapsing like a drama student. Now, I know he got a right clatter sometime earlier from Phil Neville which I thought might have been a penalty, even if Neville did get the ball first. He took Denilson out at head height in the box which is dangerous play, surely? Perhaps he was feeling the effects of that but I think the rather public rebuke from the manager, and his post-game comments that they had no idea what was wrong with him, might suggest Arsene thinks he was capable of doing better. The player himself reckons he'll be right as rain for the Bolton game. With the transfer window well and truly open now and issues within the squad that need to be addressed Arsene says:
    I'm looking. I said many times I have an open eye on the market and, if the right opportunities come up, we will do something. But, at the moment, I must say I'm still only looking.
    I hope he's looking hard this week in particular because with no midweek game it's the most time he's going to get before the schedule starts getting mental again. I'm told that the planned return of Bendtner in two weeks might be delayed a little and in that case he's going to have to go for that striker. The defence is an absolute must in my view and above all else this is where we need to spend our money. Or, if we re-sign Sol Campbell, not spend our money. On his potential signing former captain Tony Adams says:
    I don't think he is a player Arsene would go for, he's not of the age. Personally I think he could be a good option.
    Which tells me two things. Firstly, Arsene will probably go for him and secondly he'll turn out to be bad option. I loved Tony as a player but as manager and a pundit it's like he's got a reverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to slush. There's gotta be a decent centre-half or two out there who wouldn't cost a fortune. Don't ask me to name names, I'm not the one with the extensive scouting network and the encyclopedic knowledge of footballers. Look at Vermaelen, how many of us had heard of him before he signed? It doesn't have to be a superstar, it doesn't have be someone playing at a top club, just a good player who can come in and give us the depth we need to continue the challenge for the three competitions we're currently involved in. There's other stuff from Arsene this morning. Firstly he talks very vaguely about his future but I have to say at this moment in time, when he's got 18 months left on his current deal, it's not really that interesting, despite the best efforts of headline writers. Then he speaks about the African Cup of Nations in Angola and questions the motivation of some managers for wanting their players to come home. I can see where he's coming from, to an extent, but when people are being shot and killed at a football tournament then I think there's a natural reaction to want those close to you, players or friends/family, to get the fuck out of Dodge. In other news Marouane Chamakh says he'll let everyone know by the end of the month what he's going to do. I'm sure, like me, you'll be waiting with bated breath. Or to put it another way, going about the place not giving a fish's tit what he decides. Also in The Sun - Gavin Hoyte will stay at Brighton on loan until the end of the season. And that's about that. Have yourselves a jolly good Monday. More on our no new signings tomorrow. Hurrah!]]>
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    Saha linked - Arshavin's struggles - Vermaelen's honesty http://arseblog.net/2010/01/12/saha-linked-arshavins-struggles-vermaelens-honesty/ Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:00:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1236 The Mail is championing Louis Saha as a potential target and with the Everton man out of contract from the summer a cheap as chips move might just suit Scroogesene Wenger. It probably wouldn't suit Everton though for whom the Frenchman is top scorer. While they want him to stay, I'm sure, if he's determined to leave they might as well just hang on to him until the summer and if he leaves pissed off then it's not going to bother them too much, is it? The other thing to consider is that the boss ruled out a move for Carlton Cole on the basis that he already has enough injured players, why sign another one? On his day Saha is a fine player and a good finisher but as most of his days are spent in the treatment room it would seem a strange signing. That said, he does have an added Frenchness about him which Çarlton Çolé does not. Meanwhile Andrei Arshavin has spoken about our chances of silverware this season, and says:
    My greatest dream is to win a title with my club. Naturally, it would be better if we won the Premier League or the Champions League. But to do this we need a miracle - which is to start playing finally with our optimal line up. I do not think we have had it once so far this season.
    He has a point there, in fairness. Even after we'd thrashed out what exactly our best XI was, the idea that all of them would be fit at the same is just so far fetched. Honestly, I have no expectation that this will ever happen again in my lifetime, although what a bonus it would be to have everyone fit and raring to go. You can't say it wouldn't make a difference but I think over the last few years footballers in general have become much more susceptible to injury and when you're already an injury prone squad it'll affect you even more. Arshavin goes on to talk about the transfer window and says:
    I have a feeling that Arsenal are not going to buy any new players in the winter transfer window. Or if we do, it will be at the very last moment.
    Of course that is just a feeling. Very often the players are as much in the dark as anyone else about what the manager's intentions are with regard to transfers. He doesn't go about the place discussing potential targets with them so while they might hear something when a deal is close the fact that Arshavin doesn't know anything isn't a sign nothing's going to happen - if you can make sense of that mangled sentence. What is more worrying I suppose is the fact that he's still talking about finding it difficult to adapt to English football and complaining about his foot injury. I do like him and he is capable of special things but I don't think I'd be alone if I said I wasn't a bit disappointed with his overall contribution, especially in recent times. I'm aware he's doing a job he's not particularly suited to but I watched him on Football Focus being interviewed by Lee Dixon and he said he didn't mind playing up front because he didn't have run around a lot. He said it with a smile but he is quite ... erm ... static, at times. Hopefully he's saving himself for the important part of the season and a rake of goals when we play United, Chelsea, Liverpool and Villa will do the trick. Good news from Cesc as he declares his hamstring is now 100% and he'll be back in the team to face Bolton at the weekend. It might be the first of two games in a matter of days against them as Arsene Wenger describes the fixture pile-up as 'a nightmare'. It also makes you stop to think about those folk who call for a winter break in the Premier League. Imagine how congested the fixtures would be then. The only possible way of doing it would be to reduce the amount of teams in the league and while those with a reasonable expectation of a top 10 finish, and certainly the big clubs, would happily go for it, those who battle relegation every season wouldn't even consider it. I like Thomas Vermaelen, as I'm sure most of you do. He's been a good addition to the squad and while he's not flawless he's still very young and will improve over the years. What I think I like most about him though is that he really, really hates when we concede goals. When we played Celtic at home in the Champions League early in the season they scored a late consolation goal and he went mental, gutted that we didn't keep the clean sheet. He might have become a bit desensitised to that, playing in front of a series of dodgy keepers all season long, but he still hates it and describes the goals we conceded against Everton as 'stupid'. I like that kind of honesty. Too often footballers make excuses or look to shirk responsibility but he doesn't. That hatred of conceding goals needs to be instilled in all our players so midget midfielders don't get a free header from a corner or other midget midfielders with stoopid hair don't find themselves with a free run on our goal from inside their own half. There's still no progress with Fran Merida's contract, apparently, which really does lead you to believe he'll be off in the summer. Arsenal will have made him an offer, the boss will have spoken to him about the role he believes he can play in the years ahead and let's face it, if Fran was happy with it he'd have signed the deal. I'm pretty sure the whole thing is about his chances of playing rather than the money but I'm unsure what there is to still be talking about. For today then, that will have to suffice, mostly because there's nothing left to talk about.]]>
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    Sol survivor as Senderos heads for the exit door (again!) http://arseblog.net/2010/01/13/sol-survivor-as-senderos-heads-for-the-exit-door-again/ Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1234 Speaking to ESPN he confirmed this, saying:
    There are still a few technicalities to iron out, but I have signed for Arsenal until the end of the season, and it's fantastic, great, marvellous. The old enthusiasm is back. I've got to tell you it seems as though I have never been away. I'm ecstatic really to be back at Arsenal, and I have worked bloody hard to get there. Arsene Wenger has been an inspiration. He has watched me closely after letting me train at Arsenal for nearly two months now. He's not stupid - he wouldn't have taken me back if he didn't like what he has seen, and I have worked and worked.
    Sol Campbell plays for Arsenal at West Ham againAnd therein lies the rub. Regular readers will know Sol was never a big favourite of mine after his West Ham shenanigans and the way he left the club saying he was going abroad. He still had a year to go on his contract, Arsenal released him from that so he could leave on a free and not too long afterwards he turned up at Portsmouth, denying the club at least a nominal fee for his transfer. We all know what happened. Fast forward to 2010 and I suppose you have to look at it from a more detatched point of view. I don't know how many times I've said the centre-half situation at the club worries me. Beyond the first choice pair we have Sylvester who, despite a professional approach, has never done anything to suggest that Demento made a bad decision in letting him go. And then we have Philippe Senderos who wanted to leave the club in the summer, who Arsenal were happy to let go until Djourou's injury meant he had to stay. So you have a guy who's not up to it and a disaffected player who the manager doesn't really want. The bottom line is we have needed a centre-half for some time and now we've got one. I certainly have concerns that he's up to the task of playing at the top level of the Premier League at his age and having not played football for close to 8 months now. What it boils down to is Arsene Wenger. He's seen Cambpell at close quarters for the last 3 months now, since he's been training with us. He'll have done all the tests regarding his fitness, speed, reaction times, agility and everything else and if he's willing to take him on then we have to trust him that the player can do a job. Arsene is a ruthless man, particularly when it comes to players getting old, so there will be absolutely no sentiment involved here.  He won't have brought him back because he likes him, it will be because he thinks Sol Campbell can add something to our squad. Now, let's remember that he is being signed as back-up, not a first choice player, and leaving everything else aside, hard as it might be, there are positives to it. I know that Sol is very popular in the dressing room and the younger players have a lot of respect for him. He's vastly experienced, which is another way of saying 'quite old indeed', but it's true. He's won things, he's done title races, the run-ins, and two league medals and three FA cups from his time at Arsenal is far more than anyone else in that dressing room. He was also a member of the Portsmouth team that won the FA Cup a couple of seasons ago so since he left Arsenal he's won more than we have. If some of that positive experience can rub off on some of the players then that's no bad thing. He adds depth, and possibly width, to the squad - something we have all wanted. He makes the squad better and ultimately that's what it comes down to. Martin Keown reckons he can still do a job, saying:
    I think it’s an excellent move. . I think he is perfect for the squad. He is a great professional, a good lad to have around and he will be bringing experience to the dressing room. He has been working with Tony Colbert, the Arsenal fitness coach, and if he wasn’t able to work with him and shine, they certainly would not be signing him.
    Former Gunner Alan Smith says 'trust Wenger' too. And that's what we're going to have to do. The move makes sense in the short-term. It's a relatively easy solution to a very definite problem and even though I have misgivings about going back and signing Sol Campbell I'm happy that we have addressed the central-defensive issue which was absolutely crucial. I sincerely hope that he enjoys an Indian Summer over the next few months at Arsenal and that his time with us is a success. So as one door re-opens another one seems set to close and it looks like Philippe Senderos' Arsenal career is coming to a close. He says:
    I want to go, I want and need to be playing ahead of the World Cup. I don't want to play in the reserves, I just want to go.
    And who can blame him? Campbell's arrival means any vague chance he had of getting back into the team is well and truly gone and in a World Cup season he has to play. He hasn't even been playing in the reserves. It's a shame the way things have ended up for him, I have to say. I think he's a perfect example of a player cut loose by the manager when others have been given far more leeway to make mistakes. Yes, he struggled against Didier Drogba but it's not as if he's the only one. You could line up practically every centre-half in England, and many from across Europe, who have been unable to cope with Drogba over the last few years. It seems the Champions League quarter-final at Anfield is what undid his Arsenal career but even then a club like AC Milan were willing to take him on loan and even though he didn't make too many appearances for them he did ok there. This summer he was all set to join Everton. I may have jumped the gun in announcing it but the agreement was there between all parties, Philippe was packed and ready to leave, until the deal broke down in the wake of Djourou's injury. Rather than go find another centre-half and let Senderos leave we kept him as cover, with no real intention of playing him. Six wasted months later we have a demotivated, unhappy player and it's no surprise he wants out as quickly as possible. He's a good guy and I think he'll go on to be a very good player. He was, remember, the most sought after young defender in Europe. We beat off United, Real Madrid and Barcelona amongst others to sign him in the first place. He's young, still only 24 which is nothing in the life of a centre-half, and I do wonder if, in the future, this is one Arsene might regret not taking a slightly different approach with. I hope we do the right thing by him and allow him to move freely this month. If we can do it for Sol Campbell, why can't we do it for him? Wherever he ends up, I wish him well. In a quick look at the other news this morning, Kieran Gibbs talks about his recovery from injury, Fran Merida says he just wants to show the boss what he can do, and Cesc says he has no regrets about twanging his hammy against Villa. One other thing to bear in mind is that the Campbell deal is a very inexpensive way to solve our defensive problem. Might that leave more money free to splash out in other areas? We shall see. More tomorrow.]]>
    1234 2010-01-13 09:00:39 2010-01-13 09:00:39 open open sol-survivor-as-senderos-heads-for-the-exit-door-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    More on Campbell + the FA Cup is a great opportunity this season http://arseblog.net/2010/01/14/more-on-campbell-the-fa-cup-is-a-great-opportunity-this-season/ Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1232 wishes he'd never left Arsenal. I think he'll probably join a large number of players who thought the grass was greener elsewhere, soon to realise the grass doesn't get much greener than the red grass of Arsenal. Or something. Look at Alex Hleb, back at Stuttgart after his Barcelona adventure flopped like a high jumping fish. Or how Mathieu Flamini's career has nosedived since he left. He's being played at full back for Milan, when he even gets on the pitch, and from being one of the most effective central midfielders in the Premier League he's now even being linked with a move to Sp*rs. It doesn't get much worse than that. So while the main reason Sol Campbell was brought back is because we desperately need a centre-half, I think the reason it was Sol and not somebody else is because the manager wanted experience. He knows his squad is young and improving and has a decent chance of winning something this season, but there's a lot to be said for having players around who have been through it before. The pressure, the intensity of the games, and the spotlight being well and truly on when you reach the final part of the season is something they haven't really had to deal with before. Perhaps in the 07-08 season when we fell apart towards the end - but while we might have learned from that it's no harm having players around who have gone the distance and have the medals to prove it. Campbell says:
    It's not so much dragging them over the line but just showing when you've got that green light to keep them going. They are fantastic guys and great players. But as the games come thick and fast and you've got to get a win here or a draw, and it's the fifth game and everyone is tired, getting the lads over the line and getting that result is what's important. Those points add up at the end of the season.
    Wise old heads are good, but they do have to be able to contribute on the pitch. I have no doubt he'll be a good influence around the dressing room but the real test will be when he's asked to perform on the pitch. There's no point being a model pro and full of experience if you're not to up the job footballistically, as Arsene might say. There are two words which prove this point fully - Syl Vester. As I said yesterday though though, we have to trust that Arsene knows what he's doing here. There's some early team news ahead of the Bolton game on Sunday. Denilson could miss out after his fainting spell against Everton but Cesc is back, hurrah, and Gael Clichy could be back too. Nicklas Bendtner is still a couple of weeks away according to the manager and that's obviously a concern. That brings us right up until the end of the month and with Villa on the 27th and United on the 31st you have to wonder if he's going to be able to play any real part. After so long out with injury it's going to take him some time to get match fit and to gain any kind of sharpness or form. So you have to wonder if Arsene's still looking to bring in a striker hoping someone will call him up and offer him a world class striker for £29.99. Apparently we have signed somebody though. Gunnerblog has the lowdown on 'Bolivian Wonderkid' Samuel Galindo. My initial thoughts are ... I really don't care. I'm sure he's a very good young player and all but we have lots of those. Will he be the next Carlos Vela or will he be the next young South American to take the Premier League by storm, just like ... erm ... pffff ... uhm ... yeah. Good luck to him and all that but you'll forgive me if I don't bother my hole jumping up and down with joy. Schteve McClaren ... wantsh ... Jack Wilshere ... on the loan, you know ... from the Arshenal (Dutch talking Schteve!). Interesting result last night in the FA Cup as Reading knocked out the Mugsmashers. I can only imagine the fury of the Mugsmasher himself as he thrust even more pins into his Rafa Voodoo doll. Anyway, with them out and United out it really does give the manager something to think about. On only two occasions since 1991 has the cup gone to a team other than United, Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea (Everton in 94 and Portsmouth in 2008). With only us and Chelsea from that group still in it, you have to think it's a glorious opportunity for us to do well in the tournament. There are lots of good teams in the competition now, and I know many people don't view the FA Cup as that important, but when you've been without silverware for so long you would be mad not to try and take advantage of this situation. This team needs to win something to instill the belief that will bring more trophies to the club. This season's FA Cup is a good chance to do that - and while I fully support shuffling things around as the games come thick and fast, I think we'd be unwise to not take the cup seriously this season. Right, that's that. More tomorrow, including an Arsecast. Till then.]]>
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    Arsene's summary, news round-up + Arsecast 146 http://arseblog.net/2010/01/15/arsenes-summary-news-round-up-arsecast-146/ Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1229
  • Sol Campbell will bring experience to the squad and he's in good shape and the deal will be short term because if Sol wants to play on for three years he's going to have play week in, week out and it seemed fairly obvious that's unlikely to happen with us.
  • Philippe Senderos is 'injured' despite not being injured the other day according to Arsene and the player himself who says he's completely fine and just wants to get out of here and start playing football again.
  • Nicklas Bendtner is doing well and has taken 'a big step forward' in the last three or four days. He's still expected back in the next two weeks
  • Despite this the manager thinks it'll take him a few games to get back up to speed so while the need for a striker isn't as urgent as it might have been he is still looking for a 'bargain'
  • That was as much as he was willing to admit and remained a bit coy when pushed further, saying 'When we sign someone we'll tell you', which kinda made me think something's going on but with Arsene you can never tell
  • Cesc is back for Bolton. Clichy is available again and 'might' play against Bolton. Denilson - "at the moment I rule him out", he said as an afterthought, saying he had a 'muscle problem'.
  • He's not particularly worried about back to back Bolton games, or the new manager effect, saying we have to concentrate on our own performances etc etc
  • And that was about that. There'll be more, including updated team news, when Arsene meets the press later on this morning. There's still no sign of Theo Walcott who has spent just three and a half minutes on the pitch this season and two of those include getting treatment after falling over. The Mail says the Arsenal medical team are wondering if it's got something to do with his dodgy shoulders but whatever it is it's doing him, and his career, no favours. Sky Sports News say that Philippe Senderos is about to sign a pre-contract deal with a Serie A club. As he can leave on a Bosman in the summer he can pick and choose but with the World Cup in the summer he needs to be playing football now, so that may affect his decision. The Mugsmasher Echo says David Moyes is a considering a bid. You might have noticed during the week that the official site no longer provides live coverage of the reserve games. I did make some enquiries and the unfortunate truth is that the viewing figures were so low it came down to a simple case of value for money. I'm told that the money they are not using for the reserves coverage will go back into the ATVO service, hopefully including live coverage of the FA Youth Cup games later in the season, and adding some new features in the near future. The highlights of the reserves games will continue. So there you go. Personally I rarely watched the live reserves games, but for me it's decent value for the press conferences alone. The Mirror reports Kerra Gilbert is joining Peterborough on loan for the rest of the season. Good luck to him, his loan spells in the past have been something of a mixed bag. Also in the Mirror a story about Jack Wilshere not going on loan to FC Twente because he doesn't understand the strange dialect the manager speaks. And that's that. Now, on to this week's Arsecast. To discuss all the goings on, including the BIG news about Sol Campbell, I'm joined by the 'holic. As well as that there's Den Nielsen, Tony Adams with a poem and the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then, that'll have to do. Have a watery Friday, wherever you are.]]>
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    Wenger on Cesc, Campbell, Galindo and Senderos http://arseblog.net/2010/01/16/wenger-on-cesc-campbell-galindo-and-senderos/ Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1227 updated team news. We know Cesc is back, Clichy will be on the bench at a 'minimum' while Denilson and Aaron Ramsey miss out. We knew about Denilson already but Ramsey tweaked a thigh muscle in training yesterday, hopefully it's nothing too serious. With Diaby likely to play the Song role which Denilson would have played, it means it'll be Cesc and Rosicky, I'd imagine. Fran Merida might be another option but I think he'll go for experience and it'll be interesting to see how the two play together. Best friends off the pitch, they've rarely had a chance to play side by side, so that's something to watch out for. The return of the captain is a big boost for us and the manager reckons we're only beginning to see the best of him and there's much more to come. He says:
    Cesc is a player who is an exceptional talent. But part of the exceptional talent is that he is never happy with what he is delivering. When he does something you feel straightway he analyses 'ah, I did that wrong' and the next time the right answer comes.  That is how the big players improve, that means there is a lot to come from him.
    The goalscoring part of his game has come to the fore. We know he's creative and makes chances for others but with 12 goals for Arsenal already this season (and a couple for Spain, I think), it's certainly his best return yet. Three times he's scored twice in a game and the cameo against Villa was the kind of thing the pundits laud their favourite captain fantastics for. Former captain Frank McLintock reckons there's an unsung hero in there though, crediting Alex Song for Cesc's goal return:
    Song deserves some of the credit for Fábregas's form and goals. Song is the most improved player in the Premier League this season and he has given Fábregas more freedom to receive the ball further up the field, where he can use his quick body movement to carve out space to shoot.
    It makes an awful lot of sense. Last season Cesc used to drop deep and pick the ball up a lot from the centre-halves, then turn and try and make things happen. Now it's Song who does that job leaving Cesc where he's most effective and it's no coincidence he's scoring goals. In the season when Flamini played out of skin, protecting the back four, Cesc was on the scoresheet very reguarly too. It'll be interesting to see if Diaby can play that defensive role. It's obvious he's a more attacking kind of midfielder so he'll to curb those natural instincts to bomb forward and be really disciplined if it's going to work. Up front tomorrow you have to think it'll be the trio that started the last game, Eduardo, Arshavin and Nasri and I'll go along with what the 'holic said on the Arsecast yesterday. I'd like to see Eduardo played as the central striker allowing the Russian to get more involved. We know it's going to be a tough game, Bolton is always a test, and with their players out to impress a new manager we're going to have be on our game. Play like we did against Everton and we might come away from the Reebok licking our wounds, so fingers crossed we've got that out of our system. In other bits and pieces from yesterday Arsene confirmed that Sol Campbell would be signing a short term, 6 month, deal and basically said all the same stuff I reported in yesterday's blog. As is usual with every little thing in football people start looking way into the future and asked him about Sol's chances of playing for England again. Typically he just said that you can't rule anything out in football so while it was unlikely it wasn't impossible. Cue a raft of "Wenger tips Campbell for England recall" stories even though he did nothing of the sort. Update: The signing has now been officially announced and Campbell will wear the number 31. He also confirmed the signing of Samuel Galindo the Bolivian wonderkid who will be immediately loaned out to a club in Spain. No doubt by the time he actually joins us his talent will have become mythical, when in reality he's got as much chance of making it with us as any other young player at the club right now. I do wonder sometimes if Arsenal fans aren't a little bit too obsessed with the youngsters and if, in a way, it's a negative thing. There's a level of expectation surrounding them which means if they don't perform like Cesc Fabregas then they're written off just as quickly as the hype machine has built them up. If Galindo goes on to be a good player for us then that's fantastic, but I certainly won't be holding my breath. On Nicklas Bendtner the manager said:
    Meanwhile Nicklas Bendtner will be another two weeks. I'm desperate to get him back but every week he's still two weeks away unfortunately.
    There's a solution to that Arsene. Have him taken out and put down. I mean, go buy a striker. That's surely the clearest indication yet that we can't count on Bendtner being fit for that run of games which is going to be so crucial to our title hopes. Get spending, Arsene. He also admitted that Philippe Senderos could leave the club this month, which is probably the best thing for all concerned at this stage. Transfer speculation from The Mail - Spanish full back Cesar AzuNahasapeemapetilon is interesting the boss apparently. Nowt much else to be going on with so I'll leave it there for today. Have yourselves a good, if Arsenal free, Saturday. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Bolton preview + Wenger's striker struggles http://arseblog.net/2010/01/17/bolton-preview-wengers-striker-struggles/ Sun, 17 Jan 2010 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1225 Arsene Wenger says we need to be 'on song', even without Song, for today's game and the follow up against Bolton on Wednesday night. We certainly have to use these games to keep pace. We know the schedule we've got the far side of them, we don't want to have to use those games to play catch-up after dropping points. We need to go into them right in the mix and putting pressure on United and Chelsea, both of whom won comfortably yesterday. Some good news though in that Man City lost to Everton and Sp*rs were held at home by Hull so three points today would put us 7 points clear of 4th place. More importantly though it'd move us back to within 3 points of the leaders. We know all the team news, we know what the likely starting XI is going to be, although the Mirror article above says we might switch back to a 4-4-2 today, now we just have to go there and play. Bolton has been a tricky place to go in the past but we've won three out of our last four games at their place so we can be reasonably confident. An early goal would be just the thing and if we can cut out the gifts we love to give, being football's year round Santa, then I think we can get the right result today. Our scoring record is good, there aren't too many worries there despite the imminent arrival of Striker Idol on Arsenal TV Online, it's making sure we don't let in stupid goals that will ensure the right result. We are vulnerable at the best of times and Gallas and Vermaelen will have their hands full with the elbowy and powerful Kevin Davies. I suspect, as there's been no talk of change, Almunia will continue in goal so hopefully he's not shaking like a leaf with Parkinson's - as has been his wont in recent months. The Man from East Lower agrees re: our defence and the stat he provides, that we haven't kept a clean sheet in the league away from home since the 1-0 win over Fulham at the end of September, is telling. We've got to tighten up. Much depends on the big players, of course. Cesc is back and that will make a big difference but it'd be nice to see a telling contribution from Arshavin and hopefully Eduardo can find his form again. Of him Arsene says:
    When I see him now in training he is much closer to the Eduardo I know. The vibes coming out of his game are much better than one month ago. He has been out for such a long time and he is getting stronger and stronger.
    Fingers crossed. The manager also speaks about Arshavin having a dip because he's always played with a winter break and his body isn't used to playing at this time of the year. I don't know about that. Amy Lawrence writes about Arsene's search for a striker in the Observer and the manager admits:
    I am thinking, but I must confess I am not close. I cannot find a player to convince me.
    I'm sure there are players out there who convince him, it's just whether they convince him at the price being asked that's the issue, I'd imagine. The Mail links us with Croatian forward Mario Mandzukic about whom I know next to nothing, I must say. I'm hopeful he finds that player who does convince him because I think making the right kind of signing now would be a big boost to our chances of silverware this season. If we remember the impact Arshavin had last January when we were struggling, then replicating that when we're in a good position can only be a positive thing. Maybe he'll have to take a bit of a gamble. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't (Asprilla!), but he'd be sorry if the cupboard lay bare in May and he hadn't at least tried. Fingers crossed on that. Not much else in the way of transfer rumour or speculation, which is kinda strange. The sports desks must have plenty of copy this week not to have to invent a load of shite, so we'll leave it there. Here's to a good performance later on, one that signals our intent in this title challenge. Or a scabby, lucky 1-0, I don't care once we come back from Bolton with three points. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Bolton 0-2 Arsenal : Points over performance a good sign http://arseblog.net/2010/01/18/bolton-0-2-arsenal-points-over-performance-a-good-sign/ Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1223 One man stood out again though. Cesc Fabregas was brilliant on his return from injury and Bolton will be having nightmares about him. He scored the opening goal after great interplay with Eduardo and should have had a second but screwed a relatively easy chance wide. He also should have had two penalties in the first half. The first was as obvious a penalty as you'll see all season. Eduardo played a ball from our right, Cesc got there first, nicked the ball away from the keeper who clearly tripped him up. Phil Dowd waved play on. The second was probably more difficult for the ref to see but the linesman certainly should have. And he should have seen Mathew Taylor leaning on Cesc's neck with his leg, making sure he kicked him as he got up, then pulling Cesc's hair. Hair pulling? What a fucking fanny. It made his misses all the more hilarious. Cesc got kicked about by Bolton yesterday but he just got straight back up and got stuck in. If he wasn't tackling them or blocking shots on the edge of our area he was pulling the strings in midfield. Bolton had a very good spell of pressure in the second half, the manager eventually deciding that Eastmond's 'interesting' performance was quite interesting enough, bringing on Fran Merida and moving Diaby back to protect the back four. The change was effective and we got back into the game. It also brought about the second goal. Cesc took the ball in midfield, turned three Bolton players and played it Merida before being fouled once again. There was no time to lie around though. Merida fed Diaby, Diaby played it to Cesc who drove forward, played a pass to Eduardo whose cross nicked off a Bolton head but the oncoming Merida's first touch was sublime and he finished with his right foot to seal the game. It was an outstanding team goal and the younger Spaniard showed why the boss is so keen to keep him. It was his first Premier League goal and with the injuries we have at the moment he might well get more chances to show what he can do. There's still no news regarding his contract but maybe time on the pitch and a quiet word in his ear from the captain might convince him his future lies at Arsenal, we'll see. The win means that we have the chance to go top of the league if we beat Bolton at home on Wednesday. Afterwards Arsene said:
    We know that there is a long way to go. We are a big club and when you are a big club the most difficult thing is like what happened last year, when in October you know you will not fight for the title. Now we have a chance to fight for it so lets have a go.
    And the captain, who rather pants wettingly says he can still get better:
    I'm sure there will be teams that believe the same, that they can win the league, but there will be no team that wants to win it more than us, that's for sure.
    And that's just the kind of desire and motivation we need throughout the squad. With that kind of attitude coming straight from the captain not one player should be in any doubt as to what's expected of them. And the glorious thing about Cesc this season is that he's not just talking, he's doing in on the pitch. Thirteen goals so far from midfield is a fantastic return and you just feel as long as he's on the pitch we have a player who can win games for us if others aren't up to scratch. On the other hand though the way the injuries are stacking up is a bit worrying. We simply can't afford to lose any more players. It looks as if Nasri and Ramsey are going to miss the Villa and United games and with the next fixture after Bolton the FA Cup trip to Stoke the manager has got some serious thinking to do. The cup represents a good chance of silverware this season. United and the Mugsmashers are out so there's every chance of going all the way if the draw is kind. On the other hand he can't afford to take too many risks as the squad is thinning out like my hair. Perhaps he might be prompted to dust off the chequebook, perhaps it's a chance for someone like Merida to show he's up to the task, but Arsene certainly doesn't have the luxury of a full squad to rotate. We'll see. Anyway, part 1 against Bolton successfully overcome. The return leg, so to speak, is Wednesday at home and while I'd like to see a more accomplished performance overall, I'll take more of the same provided it brings the three points. So far so good, we've opened up the gap between us and 4th and closed the gap at the top. You can't ask for much more and we're still right in this league title race. I'm beginning to get stirrings in my stomach about this season. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1223 2010-01-18 09:00:17 2010-01-18 09:00:17 open open bolton-0-2-arsenal-points-over-performance-a-good-sign publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Dreams, Injuries, Rumours, Liveblogs and a Canvas http://arseblog.net/2010/01/19/dreams-injuries-rumours-liveblogs-and-a-canvas/ Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1221 Theo Walcott and Denilson hop off to join the squad against Bolton while Fran Merida gets on and goes 'Wheeeeee!' for a while with an injured ankle. It's a shame for the young Spaniard who I'm sure was hoping to build on his effective cameo against Bolton on Sunday but this is Arsenal where it seems illegal, almost, to do something good and be rewarded with the gift of fitness. Arsene has tried to shed some light on the situation, saying:
    We have analysed absolutely everything. It's strange because the more injuries you get, you then seem to get even more because you always play the same players. Also, you rush some players back and then you have more chance to get them injured again.
    Well, that clears everything up! Cheers, Arsene. At this point though there's got to be some merit to a bit of investigation as to why our players pick up so many injuries. If it diet? Training methods? Sub-standard Malk which doesn't have the Vitamin R requirements that a top athlete needs? Or are we just exceptionally unlucky to have built a squad of brittle, injury-prone players? Doesn't Arsene always say that players who play a lot when they are very young seem to be more susceptible to injury than others? Whatever the reason I hope they find out and do something about it soon. So while Quincy and Jim Rockford set about probing our hamstring and ligament woes, Arsene has called on the team to strike a pyschological blow to our rivals by going top tomorrow. He says:
    Psychologically, it's important. We have a good opportunity at home to do it so let's focus and try to do it. We go into a really important period now. We have a very tough run of games coming up but let's be focused on the next one and keep it simple, as simple as we can.
    I know there's all kinds of goal difference stuff but I think if we beat them 2-0 we go top of the table. And some other statto is going to have to tell me when the last time we were top was. I can't remember. There's a great website which shows you the league table at any point in any season but it requires a lot of clicking about this morning and I don't have time for that. Suffice to say it's probably been a while. Was it the 07-08 season? Anyway, going to top tomorrow would be most agreeable to me. Most agreeable indeed. The Mail has some transfer stuff. First off they report that Philippe Senderos is considering a loan move to Celtic. The big Swiss says:
    I am very honoured that a big club like Celtic are interested in me and, personally, a loan deal right now would suit me perfectly. But, at this moment, I don't know exactly where I will be going. There are a few clubs interested and I will study everything before making a decision.
    I don't know the thoughts of The Lord of the Wing on this but I assume they involve Buckfast, a string vest and throwing darts at a picture of Ally McCoist. Or just at Ally McCoist. And no man can tell me there's anything wrong with that. The Mail also say that we've held talks with the father and agent, who appear to be the same person, making him a Fagent or an Ather, of Racing Santander wonderkid Sergio Canales. I wouldn't get too excited though. He's doing to the rounds and after meeting with us he went to Chelsea, Man City and Grimsby Town, saying any deal would depend entirely on how much money he could get for himself and how big a salary he could wangle for the young fella football his son would play. The Times says Sol Campbell will be added to Arsenal's Champions League squad when we update our 'A list'. I would link to the article but Rupert Murdoch has decided that people linking to any of his online content is a bad thing. Which, of course, is completely retarded because how can people sending you thousands of hits be in any way negative? Still, who am I to take on the might of a media mogul like Rupert Murdoch? I'm just one Arsenal blogger and he's a massive, gaping cuntsack. There's no contest. Quality Arsenal v Bolton streamI'm thinking of trying some kind of Liveblog thing for the Bolton game tomorrow. As it's not on TV we'll all be scouring the web to find some bloke with a camera in front of his foreign satellite powered TV so we can watch some red and white shapes play some white shapes who despite only being shapes will be easily identifiable as the pox-carrying twats Bolton are. I think there's all kinds of Twitter and Facebook integration in it too so it could be all interactive and stuff. More details on that tomorrow provided I can get the thing working. And finally for today, how about a bit of a competition? It's been a while. Up for grabs now is a fantastic Andrei Arshavin canvas from my good old friends at Modern Canvas Art. It features the Russian in last season's awesome yellow kit doing the 'Shhhhh!' thing after scoring a goal, it measures 75cm x 50cm and I'm pretty sure it'd look awesome on your wall. To enter, simply answer the following question. Against whom did Andrei Arshavin score his first Arsenal goal? Answers via email to competition@arseblog.com and I'll give you the winner on Thursday morning. Right, have at it. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Uncrippled players are like new signings - part 841 http://arseblog.net/2010/01/20/uncrippled-players-are-like-new-signings-part-841/ Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1219 He says:
    We have so many players out that our talks are more focused on 'when is he back, when he is back?' and it looks like any player we can get back is like a transfer because we have not seen some players this season, like Walcott, like Bendtner.
    I'm beginning to wonder if Arsene has some kind of cash based Muchausen's Syndrome by Proxy. He doesn't want to spend money so he deliberately injures our players by putting bone and muscle disintegrators into their food and then when everyone says 'You have to buy a player or two, Arsene. We've only three fit ones', he stops, brings them back then tells us they're like new signings. It's the only possible explanation. I see where he's coming from, don't get me wrong. There's no reason why Walcott should be anything other than fresh as a daisy. He's hardly played any football at all in the last 12 months but at the same time we have no assurance that he's not going to fall over, damage his shoulder or his rib or his hip or, perhaps, his coccyx, and spend another period on the sidelines. The same goes for pretty much all our players and even though the boss says they have looked at 'absolutely everything' to try and find out why so many players get crocked there's been no solution yet. I have to say even with the return of Walcott and Bendnter and the likes of Ramsey, Nasri and Song absent through injury and awayness, I think we could still do with bringing somebody in. I don't want to harp on about it but it's a lot to expect Bendtner to come back and get up to speed straight away. Neither he nor Walcott are prolific goalscorers anyway. The big Dane though does allow us to play a slightly different way and is the archetypal centre-forward - big, strong and with a touch like a spastic moose. I kid. Kinda, but you know what I mean. On the plus side you have to doff your cap at the players who have remained relatively injury free and to be right in there with a chance to go top is good stuff indeed. Arsene says:
    We have won nothing yet. But we have won some credibility. However, that is not enough. We want more but at least we are in a position to fight for it and have a go. I have the confidence that my team will give absolutely everything. I trust their hunger, I trust their appetite and I trust their spirit, knowing of course that there is a long way to go.
    And perhaps the fact that there's a long way to go and that we've run out of treatment tables might make his mind up about a new player coming in. He has ruled out a bid for Croatian Mario Mandzukic while rumours of a loan bid for Klaas Jan Huntelaar seem to be entirely invented by the newspapers based on the fact we have been looking for a striker. There are but 11 days left of the transfer window and I have to admit at this point, having listened to the manager say he wanted to get any business done 'quickly', I'm beginning to think the chequebook is closed. Let's see though. Confusion reigns over Philippe Senderos. Yesterday he said he was honoured to be linked with Celtic, in his interview on ATVO Arsene said there had indeed been contact from the Scottish club, but now Tony Mowbray says there's nothing doing. The Mail says Genoa are interested in him but there's no more detail than that. Lukasz Fabianksi, who must go home after every game weeping at the injustice of having to sit on the bench while Almunia plays, says he's positive and 'fighting' for a first team place. Which is the right attitude to have, although quite what Almunia has to do to lose his place is beyond me. I hope we don't find out the hard way. Cesc Fabregas says last season robbed him of his passion for the game. Between his bad injury and us playing like blind, one-legged, wart covered hunchbacks he found it tough going. Fear not, however, as this season he clearly found his passion (I'm told it was under his bed beneath a pile of Roy of the Rovers comics) and he says:
    Before my injury, I took it all far too personally. Now I just think, well, what are you going to do? I don’t allow it to get to me. I’m always making jokes, having fun, all day long. More and more I’m realising that life is to be enjoyed.
    And what liberation is has provided his football. The whole 'eat, drink and be merry' outlook is clearly most compatible with football, metaphorically speaking of course, and long may it last. Sol Campbell may make his comeback against Stoke in the FA Cup, which would allow Gallas and Vermaelen a well deserved rest, and The Telegraph reports he's after Portsmouth who have failed to pay him image rights and bonus money due to him under the terms of his contract. And while I'm all for people being paid the money they're owed, believe me, it'd be a bit cheeky if he's charging them interest as the article suggests. Don't forget the competition to win an Andrei Arshavin canvas from Modern Canvas Art. The question can be found on yesterday's blog and you have until midnight tonight (GMT) to get your answer in. The RNG will do its thing tomorrow and I'll announce the winner then. And later on I'll be doing a Live Blog thingy for the Bolton game. It'll probably take the form of a text commentary for the game, so if you're streamless or working or whatever, it might be handy for you. It's a bit experimental at this stage so I'm not 100% sure how it's going to work. There is the scope for comments from people 'following' it so I'll play that by ear. Check back later on, there'll be a new post on the blog and it should go live at around 7.15pm. Till then, have a good day. Cheers.]]>
    1219 2010-01-20 09:00:27 2010-01-20 09:00:27 open open uncrippled-players-are-like-new-signings-part-841 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal v Bolton : Live blog - begins 7.15pm http://arseblog.net/2010/01/20/arsenal-v-bolton-live-blog-begins-7-15pm/ Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1217 1217 2010-01-20 09:00:50 2010-01-20 09:00:50 open open arsenal-v-bolton-live-blog-begins-7-15pm publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal 4-2 Bolton : Top of the league http://arseblog.net/2010/01/21/arsenal-4-2-bolton-top-of-the-league/ Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1215 At the other end, when we could get up there, our efforts on goal were tame and generally straight at the keeper. Bolton worked very hard, closed us down quickly whenever we had it, and did as much as possible to put us under pressure. Almunia made a good save from a Matt Taylor free kick but in the 26th minute we gifted Bolton another goal. I think it was from a corner, again we failed to deal with it and Denilson's clumsy and stupid challenge in the box gave Taylor the chance to make it 2-0. Which he did, despite Almunia going the right way. This was certainly not part of the script, unless the script was one of a great comeback, but nobody was really expecting that kind of action at that stage. We huffed and puffed, really struggled to get going, and when we did we let ourselves down. Cesc made a fantastic break through their midfield, drove towards the box and played in Eduardo for the kind of chance he used to put away without even thinking about. On his left foot he dribbled one straight at Jaskeleineineinen. He really needs to stick one of them away, you just feel it would open the floodgates. It wasn't looking good, but somewhere, deep in the back of my mind, was the Standard Liege game earlier this season. If we could just get a goal before half-time. It didn't look likely though. Not until Cesc won the ball in midfield, played a little pass out to Tomas Rosicky who went into their area and from a fairly acute angle hammered one in at the near post. A brilliant finish. The keeper was dodgy as fuck but I don't think he was expecting the shot, it was one of those with lots of power from little backlift and getting that goal just before the half ended was absolutely crucial. It gave us momentum and put the fear into Bolton who all of a sudden remembered how they'd been 2-0 up on us at home a couple of seasons ago only to lose the game. The second Arsenal goal left Bolton unhappy and I can understand why. Gallas's challenge on Mark Davies, who was impressive otherwsise I thought, left the Bolton man in a heap on the ground. It happened pretty much in front of the referee who waved play on, Arsenal did just that and Cesc broke through to finish between Jassybenayoun's legs. Bolton were unhappy and I'm pretty sure if the tables were turned we would have been too. Owen Coyle described Gallas's tackle as assault and questioned our fair play for playing on. It wasn't a good tackle at all but assault is rather over the top. It was late and unfortunate rather than malicious and whatever you say about Gallas he's not a dirty player. As for playing on, it's down to the referee to stop the game. If he thinks a player has been badly injured he should stop it, until then all the players, on both sides, should play on. He wasn't far away from the tackle so if Bolton feel aggrieved it should be with Alan Wiley. I'm quite sure that if Arsenal's players were aware there was a serious injury they'd have put the ball out. We've seen it happen to our players and it's not nice but in the heat a match players pay attention to the ball, not the man on the ground. When incidents like this take place I think you really have to question the influence that players like Didier Drogba, and others who feign injury all the time, have. There's no doubt Davies was badly injured but how many times has a game been stopped only for the supposedly crippled player to get up, pretend to limp for a bit then carry on as if nothing has happened. They are the boys who cry wolf and have abused the putting the ball out convention time and time again so when a real injury occurs it's difficult for officials. I'm not excusing Wiley by any means, but don't all of us bemoan the fact that play is stopped so regularly when players aren't really injured? So while I feel for the player who got injured, and Arsene has apologised for the tackle, it's got to come down to the referee. He didn't give the foul that he should have and he didn't spot that the player was seriously injured. Everton played on against Arsenal last week when we had a player down, we did exactly the same last night, and I'm sure Bolton would have carried on too, and rightly so. Update: Cheers to Norrie who reminded me of an incident a couple of minutes later when a Bolton player lay in a heap on the floor and the play went on ... because they had the ball. Twats. Still, Bolton complaining about fair play is a bit like a burglar who tries to sue you when you clatter him across the head with a baseball bat when you find him in your house. Ask Matt Taylor about fair play when he knelt on Cesc's neck, when he ensured his leg made contact with his head and when he pulled his hair in the first game. Ask Kevin Davies about his dangerous and late challenge on Sagna while the Arsenal full back was jumping for a header last night. And if they want to complain about the referee, and I fully understand if they do, perhaps they'll bear in mind that Arsenal were not given three stonewall penalties over the course of the two games. I thought, that incident apart, Wiley gave pretty much everything to Bolton and was quite lenient with one or two of them when cards might have been produced. So controversy will reign no doubt, and I saw one headline last night that said "GALLAS FURORE SOURS ARSENAL SUCCESS". Erm, not for me, chumps. With the bit between our teeth we really took the game to Bolton and went ahead through Thomas Vermaelen after a Cesc corner. He allowed the ball to go across him before rifling it home with his left foot. The commentator remarked it was his first goal in 19 games, which tells you everything you need to know about the centre-half's goal threat. The game went a bit flat then, Bolton did have their dangerous moments, although any time the ball gets anywhere near our penalty box I start to sweat a little. We wrapped things up with another in the 85th minute when, after what seemed to be a series of little touches made milliseconds before the tackle, Arshavin bundled his way through the Bolton defence to fire past Jasstheonlywayisup. The Russian really ought to have added an assist too, he turned brilliantly past one of their players in midfield and with Arsenal two on one he rather greedily went for the shot instead of squaring it for Theo Walcott who would have had a tap-in. Even nice as pie Theo looked most cross indeed and I don't blame him. In the end a convincing win for us and by the two goals needed to make sure we went top of the league on goals scored. It's 59 goals in 22 league game so far this season, which is a fantastic record and it's nice to be where we are even if Chelsea have a game in hand. Afterwards Arsene said:
    We faced two cup games and our mental strength, our physical strength, were deeply tested in both games.
    At 2-0 down I was looking for the much spoken of 'mental strengffff' and to their absolute credit the lads responded. Perhaps today is not the day to talk about why we needed that so badly due to the goals we like to give away, so let's focus on the positive. From 2-0 down to 4-2 up is a fantastic comeback by any stretch of the imagination. When we played Standard Liege earlier in the season I wondered if, despite the careless goals we gave away (sounds familiar), if it wasn't worth it due to the belief it would instill in the team. It had been a long time since we came back from that kind of a deficit and I think it proved to the team they could do it. We've come from behind to win at Anfield this season, Blackburn went ahead twice at the Grove in October and we didn't panic and went on to win, we were 1-0 down in the FA Cup against West Ham and 2-1 down into injury time against Everton before salvaging a point. There's no denying that this is a team that has a bit of balls about them now because last season and perhaps the season before you wouldn't have had much faith that they could do that. Last night we were 2-0 down and won the game, and as much as that gives our players belief that a game isn't over, it also means the opposition, whoever they might be, won't feel safe either. They'll have seen this Arsenal team not give up, drag themselves back into games, and that's not something we've had in our locker, so to speak, for a little while. So while there's closer analysis to be made, further injury problems to cope with as Diaby suffered a calf problem, and still the thought that we could do with a bit of strengthening, today is not the day for it. It's a day to doff your cap to the manager and the players who, as little as 6 weeks ago were 11 points off the pace and being written off by pretty much everyone bar the clinically optimistic. Now we're top of the league and they deserve huge credit for it. Well done lads, this is The Arsenal we love to see and long may it last. Andrei Arshavin canvasIn a brief look at other news Everton are reportedly renewing their interest in Philippe Senderos and Gilles Sunu could be off to Derby on loan. The Live Blog thingy seemed to go quite well last night, thanks to everyone who tuned in. I hope it was useful, especially for those stuck in work or without streams, and it's definitely something I'll do again. Finally for today the winner of the Modern Canvas Art competition for the Andrei Arshavin canvas. He scored his first goal against Blackburn and the RNG has picked Alex Jena as the winner. Well done to you, I'll be in touch for your address etc. Bad luck if you didn't win but do check out the Modern Canvas Art site, they have some very cool stuff on there. So, that's that. I'm off to bask in the warm glow of being top of the league. I suggest you do the same. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1215 2010-01-21 09:00:38 2010-01-21 09:00:38 open open arsenal-4-2-bolton-top-of-the-league publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Vile din offends, injury updates + Arsecast 147 http://arseblog.net/2010/01/22/vile-din-offends-injury-updates-arsecast-147/ Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1213 We all sort of stopped. It was definitely a free-kick. The referee put his whistle in his mouth, and we assumed it was a free-kick. We just couldn't understand why he carried on playing. Yet Robinson must have the memory of a goldfish as he said just moments previously:
    Some of our players were shouting at him  to kick the ball out but they wanted to carry on because they were losing 2-1 at the time.
    When God was handing out brains he thought they said drains and opted to have his sluiced out by a man with a rickety ladder, a dusty donkey-jacket and a battered old bucket. He was backed up by Bolton captain Kevin Davies, himself a paragon of fair play, honesty and never a man to throw his elbows in another players face twenty times a game. He accused Arsenal of 'screaming loudly' last season, perhaps he might have a word with his teammate who took the airwaves yesterday to shriek and squeal like a giant, soon to be relegated, baby. With the FA confirming no further action will be taken against William Gallas there are two important lessons for Bolton to learn. 1 - Play the whistle. 2 - Shut the fuck up and concentrate on winning your next game instead of wallowing in the aftermath of a defeat like a masochistic piglet. Owen Coyle's chances of taking Jack Wilshere on loan are now less than zero after he threw an almighty strop at the final whistle on Wednesday night. The idea of Arsene loaning a player to a manager who acts like the spoiled brat from Willy Wonka is laughable. And now, having discovered the source of the appalling screeching and dealt with it, one can simply choose to block it out, using the cushion of 18 league places to dampen the ghastly sound. Tomas Rosicky says Arsenal are 'up for the title' and is looking for good results in the big games ahead. The floppy haired, balsa-wood kneed, Czech says:
    I think everybody knows that the coming weeks are the critical ones in the whole season and I would say the win over Bolton came right on time for the team. For the confidence of the team, it is absolutely great. I think the togetherness in this side is very good. If you don't have this, you don't turn games around. It is very important that this characteristic is in the team.
    Good point indeed. Whoever you're playing it takes spirit and desire to come back from 2-0 down. Doing it without really having any goal threat from the bench is good stuff too and a credit to the lads who started against Bolton. The boss says we're ready to 'have a go' at this title. Bring it on. Ahead of the Stoke FA Cup tie there's mixed, but not entirely unexpected injury news. I think it should be known as injury news now, not team news. Abou Diaby is out, and will miss the Villa game too, with a calf injury. He's got to have a scan so fingers crossed it's not too bad. With Song staying in Africa Diaby's physical presence is going to be important so hopefully he can make it back for the United game. Bacary Sagna is also out of Sunday's game, more rested than anything as he's been carrying a shoulder injury. That will probably mean a game at right back for Kyle Bartley or Francis Coquelin. The manager has got some thinking to do about his line-up for Sunday. With Stoke threatening to 'rough up' Arsenal he's got keep in mind the games against Villa and United and try and stay in the cup. With the absentees we have it's not an easy task. In the Mirror John Cross reports that Sol Campbell may not be available either having hurt his neck in training. Rumours that he strained it as Arshavin sped between his legs are not true, I'm told. Also in the Mirror, Wolfsburg are after Philippe Senderos. There was sad news for Kieran Gibbs yesterday after it was revealed he'll miss the rest of the season due to his foot injury. He needs to have another operation to try and fix it and won't be seen again until August, which is a real shame for him and for us. Get well soon, Kieran. And that's about that for morning's news, time for this week's Arsecast. Joining me to discuss the weeks news by Julian H from Gingers for Limpar. Sylvester and Arshavin are in there as the Bolton games are dissected and we look ahead to the Villa and Stoke fixtures. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And for this Friday, that's that. More tomorrow with Stoke previews and all that crack. Till then, take it easy.]]>
    1213 2010-01-22 09:00:41 2010-01-22 09:00:41 open open vile-din-offends-injury-updates-arsecast-147 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    They kick Arsenal, Arsenal kick back - and about time http://arseblog.net/2010/01/23/they-kick-arsenal-arsenal-kick-back-and-about-time/ Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1211 Owen Coyle has also admitted now, but when asked if he thought some of the Bolton tackling was malicious he said "Of course", as if it was the most stupid question since "Is Phil Collins a cunt?". I laughed. He went on to criticise certain sections of the media, saying:
    Today, we are all brainwashed by one or two main medias who decide what we have to talk about and we talk about that. I raise big question marks over the competence and the objectivity of the guys who make these kind of decisions. Fabregas had two clear penalties at Bolton and one or two here. At Bolton there was what happened after [the penalty claim] when they pulled his hair and stood on his neck. Why is no-one sensitive to that? Does that not make a story? You wonder why.
    And he's absolutely right to bring that up. And it's not just Arsenal that suffer from this, even though we're more sensitive to it. It appears to be at the whim of whoever's director on Sky Sports News that day. One incident is shown over and over and over again, others are completely ignored so the public are bombarded and all of a sudden something becomes fact. It warps people's perception of things, so Eduardo is labelled a rotten diver and Arsenal don't get penalties any more. Wayne Rooney and Ashley Young have both been involved in diving incidents and while they were certainly highlighted by some outlets there wasn't the blanket coverage, the involvement of UEFA, bans handed out, appealed and rescinded and the man's reputation stained beyond belief. And that furore was all because of who Arsenal were playing that night and because Sky Sports News played it constantly. Yet diving happens in every game, so why not play those incidents repeatedly? I'm not going down the Paranoia Highway here, and Arsene was very quick to point out the same yesterday, but it's a legitimate question for which there really is no answer other than they can do what they want and abuse their 'power' in doing so. Asked about being physical the manager pointed to the fact we're top of the Fair Play table and then addressed a point that has long been a bug-bear of mine. Yesterday I linked to an article in which Stoke's Ricardo Fuller said they'd go at Arsenal because, paraphrasing here, 'they don't like it up them'. Arsene said:
    What is more funny is when we get kicked. Some people say before the games, ’we know how to play Arsenal. we have to kick them’. Nobody in the whole country is absolutely upset by that. I am always absolutely amazed that people get away with that. When we get kicked and lose the game, the question I get from the Press is ’oh, you did not fancy that.’ Nobody is upset or shocked by it. They find when we are kicked, it is absolutely all right.
    And once again he's spot on. How many times have we heard it? From players, managers and even pundits who say 'If you kick Arsenal they don't like it'. Well, here's a fucking eye-opener for you chaps, NOBODY likes being kicked. Arsenal, United, Liverpool, Chelsea, my Astro League team. Nobody likes it but when people say it about Arsenal it's almost like a badge of honour for the other team to wear: WE KICKED ARSENAL AND THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT. Bravo. Yet I don't think I've ever heard one person say 'Well, that's not right, is it? Football is not about kicking the opposition and injuring the other players'. On the Arsecast this week I spoke about Bolton and our previous with them and I go back to a game in the 2002-3 season when we went to the Reebok. I am quite positive that day Sam Allardyce sent his players out with express instructions not just to kick Arsenal but to injure our players. If I recall correctly we lost three players that day through injury after Bolton tackles. Even the normally mild-mannered Jay-Jay Okacha absolutely did Freddie Ljungberg with an over the ball challenge. The perception that we were a soft touch grew and all of a sudden it became perfectly acceptable to stop Arsenal, not by just being physical, but by being dirty. Even United, who despite the rivalry you always had to have a modicum of respect for because they were a real footballing side, resorted to it and when United do it it's ok for everyone else. Now, let me make a clear distinction here between physical and dirty. I have got no problem whatsoever with a team that is physical. It's part of the game and a great part of the game too. It's a sport for men and there should be physical contact, there should be battles of strength and tackling well and competing is something we all love to see. It's when that crosses the line into cynical and deliberate fouling that it goes too far. It really was rich of the Bolton players to complain about one tackle when we should have had at least three penalties over the course of the two games - and their tackling and fouling was designed to stop us getting into any kind of rhythm. It was tactical, part of their game plan. Compete, by all means, be physical, we, like any other team, have to stand up and deal with that, but don't bleat like babies when you get a bit back. That's why I loved it when Rosicky booted their lad up in the air in the first game. Diaby had been fouled about 4 times as he tried to hold on to the ball, they got it, Diaby was kicked off the ball and Rosicky said 'Well fuck you' and gave some back. The Rosicky challenge was mentioned in the papers the next day, there wasn't a thing said about the previous on Diaby. I was delighted to see Rosicky do that because we've needed it. A young team needs experienced players, not just for what they bring to the way we play, but to show them that sometimes you need to stand up for yourselves because the referee isn't there to protect you. So if the press, the players and managers and pundits are all too keen to stick the boot into Arsenal, in their respective ways, then they shouldn't squawk and screech when Arsenal refuse to be bullied. If you're going to dish it out, don't complain when you get some back. Nothing more to it than that. I'm really glad Arsene brought this up because it's about time it was said. I know it's something we've addressed on this blog and I've seen other Arsenal websites talk about it, but when Arsene has a go at his press conference it makes headlines for everyone to see and that's a good thing as far as I'm concerned. In other news the impending return of Nicklas Bendtner makes the signing of a striker 'unlikely' according to Arsene Wenger but he says 'You never know'. I think we know. Let's face it, scoring goals hasn't been much of a problem and you do get the sense that if we defended better our chances of winning things would increase. And speaking of defenders Arsene has denied that Fulham's Chris Smalling is on his way ... at the moment. However, maybe something will happen. AW has admitted he's a player of interest and I'm told that Man United are also sniffing around and may even have had a bid accepted for the player. Perhaps we've got another Ramsey situation on our hands here and even though he might not want to do the business at this stage, if he really wants the player he may have to act now to stop him ending up at Old Twatford. Apparently contract talks with William Gallas are 'going well'. He can leave on a Bosman in the summer if he fancies it so even with a two year deal it might be tough to hang onto him, which Arsene clearly wants to. Young keeper Wojciech Szczesny will continue his loan spell with Brentford. He's doing very well there by all accounts and it'll be good experience for him. Interestingly Arsene was positively glowing about Lukasz Fabianski yesterday suggesting the Pole will be 'an outstanding goalkeeper ... one of the best'. A good performance tomorrow might put some more pressure on Manuel Almunia, which can only be a good thing for us. Reports this morning that Philippe Senderos is off to Everton. I have the strangest feeling of deja vu! Apparently it's a loan deal till the end of the season which probably suits him down to the gound, best of luck to him there. And that's really about that. I'm off to wander into town, randomly kicking, tripping, pinching, fouling and raking my shoes down the back of peoples achilles as I go, then when someone kicks me back I'm going to have them arrested for being nasty brutes who were just picking on me for no reason. Have a good one, folks.]]>
    1211 2010-01-23 09:00:02 2010-01-23 09:00:02 open open they-kick-arsenal-arsenal-kick-back-and-about-time publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Stoke FA Cup preview + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/01/24/stoke-fa-cup-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1209 he says:
    I am positive about him staying but you never know - someone may come in and he is free to talk to clubs now.
    Personally I'd be surprised if he stayed, to be honest. Which is probably as good as sign as you'll ever get that he's going to sign a new deal. And speaking of Gallas, Manuel Almunia has hailed the Frenchman and new partner Thomas Vermaelen, extolling their respective virtues. He claims to 'know' Gallas despite his difficult character but given the way they sometimes look like complete strangers on the pitch, especially when the ball is anywhere near our 6 yard line, I'd have my doubts about that. Almunia also singles out Chelsea as more of a threat to our title chances than United. Personally I think the biggest threat to our title chances is ourselves. We need to start racking up some clean sheets in the league if we really want to win it. Anyway, we can start worrying about the league again tomorrow. The People carries a rather ludicrous story about Rafa Benitez offering us Ryan Babel. He's desperate to unload the Dutchman and was looking for a cash deal although they say a swap involving Fran Merida, who can leave on a free in the summer, is also on the cards. It sounds as likely as a Carlos Vela hat-trick today. Also in The People quotes from Arsene Wenger about Jack Wilshere going on loan to Bolton. Or not going to Bolton as the case might be. And while I can certainly see merit in the young man going out and playing somewhere, it's hard to reconcile that with our injury list. The Telegraph rather spuriously links us with Crystal Palace forward Victor Moses with not much to back it up. Again this is a most unlikely occurrence although I do like the player's name, it's quite cool. I'm not a religious man at all but a series of biblical named signings would be most amusing. I shall wait for the day when Arsenal sign Abraham-Zebedee Barnabas, Damascus Calvary and Lazarus O'Toole. Everton have confirmed the loan deal taking Philippe Senderos to Merseyside for the rest of the season. And that's about that. Time for some pork powered breakfast, a read of the papers, then the match. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1209 2010-01-24 09:00:26 2010-01-24 09:00:26 open open stoke-fa-cup-preview-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Stoke 3-1 Arsenal : Bye bye to the FA Cup, time to go for the league http://arseblog.net/2010/01/25/stoke-3-1-arsenal-bye-bye-to-the-fa-cup-time-to-go-for-the-league/ Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:00:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1207 Goal 1 - Lukasz Fabianski was hopelessly weak from Rory Delap's very first long throw. He should have taken ball, man and anyone around him. Instead he allowed Fuller to muscle him out of the way and head it home. Goal 2 - Denilson's effort to catch up with the lumbering Sidibe as he trundled down the wing was cursory at best. If he's outpaced, fine, I've got no problem with that. I do have a problem with him not busting a gut and at least trying. He was content to amble alongside him with no real intention to make a challenge and when Sidibe's cross found Fuller about 6 yards out it was an easy finish for the Stoke striker. Goal 3 - Watch this again and you see everything that's wrong with Armand Traore. He's a defender who either doesn't know how to defend or can't be arsed. He allows Whitehead to run past him, he sees him quite clearly but just slows down, not bothered about defending, and then when the goal is scored throws his hands up in the air as if it's anyone else's fault but his. If you did that in a Sunday league team you'd get your arse kicked and rightly so. For a professional footballer there is absolutely no excuse. None of the Stoke goals were the cause of fantastic Stoke skill or brilliance, they were all easily preventable, and this is a problem this team has. Not just the kids or the cup teams, it's present in the first team too and we have to get it sorted if we're serious about winning anything this season. Yesterday wasn't even anything to do with the fact we had a makeshift back four. Francis Coquelin looked massively out of his depth but given that he's 18 and making his first start that's not a surprise, nor a criticism of the player. Sylvester and Traore showed little to suggest they're anything but bit part players and that bit should be very small indeed. Sol Campbell did ok, I thought. He looked a bit leggy towards the end but that was only to be expected. In goal Lukasz Fabianski was poor. I thought he dealt reasonably well with the long throws after the disastrous first one but it's easy to see why a nervous wreck like Almunia hasn't been dropped like a hot snot. In my pessimistic moments I find myself thinking it'd be nothing short of a miracle to win anything with either of them in goal. Midfield was fine. Eastmond did well enough for a young man, Cesc tried his best but had no quality whatsoever ahead of him while Denilson's goal gilt-edged another fairly average performance from him. Up front is a real worry though. Jay Emmanuel-Thomas is a midfielder and like the other youngsters can't be criticised. He did ok but his touch was heavy at times and he struggled against Stoke's more experienced defenders. Walcott and Vela though, what can you say? Between them they have made 28 appearances for Arsenal this season and they've got a goal each. Vela's was on September 22nd in the Carling Cup, Walcott's on October 4th against Blackburn. While the Mexican lasted the distance and at least made himself busy, Walcott's performance was abject. I know it's only his 5th start of the season but his lack of form is a huge worry. As the Man from East Lower points out there's plenty of talk about Walcott and the World Cup but playing like this he's going nowhere near South Africa and he'll be lucky to do much more than warm the bench at Arsenal. Being fair to both of them I know they've made sporadic appearances and have struggled with fitness but Vela has been in every squad since the third week of November and hasn't scored. Walcott looks like a man who doesn't believe he should be out there. Not the most naturally gifted footballer anyway, he needs confidence to perform and he is far from confident at the moment. We talk about the injuries to van Persie and Bendtner and how that might force the manager's hand when it comes to the transfer market - but isn't the real issue that we have two forward players who simply cannot score? To me they look like players who could benefit from going somewhere on loan but that's clearly not an option. For me Arsene has got a huge decision to make now in the next 6-7 days. Does he stick with Walcott and Vela in the hope that they'll come good and eventually start finding the back of the net, or does he bite the bullet and bring somebody in who can score goals on a more regular basis? If we accept that we're prioritising the league the CL ahead of the FA Cup, and having gone out of the cup, wouldn't it be foolish not to make the most of the great position we're in? That means spending some money. If it galvanises Walcott, Vela or whoever else, then brilliant. We've got a new player who is helping the team on the pitch and off. If it sends them into a sulk then maybe we're better off knowing that about their character now. I would love to see both Vela and Walcott come good and start scoring goals but how long can you give them? At the moment you wouldn't put tuppence on either of them to score an open goal from two yards out and with the schedule we've got coming up you can't afford to carry players like that. Like I say, big decisions ahead for the manager. If he doesn't strengthen and we get an injury or two, which is hardly unlikely, it means having to play players who can't score for toffee. A reluctance to strengthen in this transfer window should the season end potless might well come back to haunt him. Anyway, without wishing to dwell on the negatives, it's how we react to this that's important. Come through the next four games in good shape and there won't be too many people complaining about the FA Cup. I was reminded yesterday how the drubbing at Old Trafford knocked the stuffing and momentum out of us a couple of seasons ago and we cannot afford to let that happen again. This week it's Villa and United. Next week it's Chelsea and Liverpool. You could not ask for a bigger test than this and at the end of it I think we'll have a clearer indication of our title chances. There is simply no room for an FA Cup hangover and as early as his post-match interview Arsene was saying we have to focus on those games now. He's right, of course, but he's also got to focus on how best to get us over that finish line. We know he has money, he's spoken himself about potential signings, and personally I really believe he should speculate to accumulate now. Bring in the player(s) who will give the team a lift the way Arshavin did last January. It may not be good news for some existing squad members but Arsene's concern is what should be best for the team, not how it might affect someone who could become an excellent player in three seasons time. If we want the league, and clearly he does, then let's go for it, with every resource available to us. Till tomorrow.]]> 1207 2010-01-25 09:00:18 2010-01-25 09:00:18 open open stoke-3-1-arsenal-bye-bye-to-the-fa-cup-time-to-go-for-the-league publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The clam before the smort http://arseblog.net/2010/01/26/the-clam-before-the-smort/ Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1205 Scotty Doctor McCoy (cheers, gooner) had in Star Trek which you just waggled over the injured area to make it better. There was talk of Nicklas Bendtner making his comeback for the Villa game and that would certainly be a boost. Whether he's ready to start is another thing but we'll get more info on that from the boss later on. With the imminent arrival of both Eboue and Song, who I would expect to see in the squad for Sunday's game, our depth is looking a little more profound if not quite as fathomless as we would like. The club confirmed the departure of Philippe Senderos while Arsene revealed William Gallas has been playing on the edge in recent times. He's been carrying knocks and strains and aches and the manager is unsure if he's going to last the 90 minutes each time he plays. I know the boss had high hopes for Djourou this season but his injury left us short of options. You just wonder why, when he knew Djourou was crocked and he had no real intention of playing Senderos, he didn't move for someone in the summer to provide cover for the centre-half position. We've got that now with Sol Campbell but we've been lucky that Gallas and Vermaelen have stayed fit as long as they have. The manager's collection of flappy goalkeepers received a boost yesterday as Vito Mannone signed the ubiquitous 'long term' deal at the club. He did ok when he came in earlier in the season but you can't help thinking he's another one who could really benefit from going out on loan and playing regularly. He says he wants to go on and become Arsenal's number 1. You can't fault the ambition. Nothing doing in terms of transfer speculation despite some vague rumours about Huntelaar. I'm sure Arsene will be asked today if he has any plans to bring anyone in and I'm sure he'll tell us he's 'not close' to signing any new players while assuring the press they'll be the 'first to know' if and when we do. Which we won't. For those of you on the Mailing List, apologies for the recent problems. I thought I had them fixed but the thing appears to be a bollixed as a common Robin van Persie. Will try and find the source of the problem today, sorry again. And that's about that. Final thought for today - why does Jermaine Defoe have a tattoo of a cock on his hand? That is a rhetorical question, by the way. Till tomorrow.]]> 1205 2010-01-26 09:00:09 2010-01-26 09:00:09 open open the-clam-before-the-smort publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Aston Villa v Arsenal - Live blog from 7.15pm http://arseblog.net/2010/01/27/aston-villa-v-arsenal-live-blog-from-7-15pm/ Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1201 LIVE BLOG INFO - It's mostly live commentary from me with some comments from you lot published along the way. I can't publish them all because there are just too many and it'd get messy. Also, please don't ask me for links to live streams. The Arses on the main blog post are usually full of helpful people in that regard.]]> 1201 2010-01-27 09:00:41 2010-01-27 09:00:41 open open aston-villa-v-arsenal-live-blog-from-7-15pm publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Villa preview + Smalling - Wilshere loan and more ...Villa preview + Smalling - Wilshere loan and more ... http://arseblog.net/2010/01/27/villa-preview-smalling-wilshere-loan-and-more-villa-preview-smalling-wilshere-loan-and-more/ Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1203 Team news is that Sagna returns to the first XI while Samir Nasri makes a Lazarus Ramsey style recovery to take a place on the bench alongside Nicklas Bendnter who is in the squad for the first time since the North London derby at the end of the October. It's good news on both counts but Bendtner in particular brings something to the squad we've been lacking - a dedicated centre-forward. His height, aerial ability and physical power should allow us to be a more compact unit up front and no longer will we have to watch the pitiful sight of teeny-tiny Andrei Arshavin trying to win headers against centre-halves a couple of feet taller than him. Quite what we can expect from Bendtner in terms of performance is another thing. The manager was at pains to ask for patience for Theo Walcott, quite reasonably suggesting it's a lot to expect a player who has been out for 2 months to come back and be 'outstanding' straight away. So what level of expectation should we have of one who has been out for 3 months like the big Dane? Arsene he hasn't brought in a striker because he hasn't found a player who would improve us but clearly he's got Bendtner in mind as a player who can do the job up there. It's just a worry that on one hand we're being told to lower expectations about one player while hoping another can get back into his stride as quickly as possible. We can't afford to carry passengers in these next four games so fingers crossed that both Theo and Bendtner can find some form and make a contribution quickly. Of these games Arsene says:
    It is an exciting period for us, because we are in a very good position. We have a good level of confidence and know that with so many big games, psychologically it is important to go in with a high level of confidence, so every result has an influence on the next one. We have taken 23 points out of the last nine games so let's keep our momentum going. We are on a strong run and we have a good opportunity to extend it and strengthen our position in the league tomorrow night. We want to take advantage of that.
    Villa will be tough tonight. We know they work hard, at home their record is good and they've only conceded 7 goals there all season. Bizarrely Birmingham and Fulham have better records with just 6 (the best in the league) but our record of 25 goals away from home will certainly worry them. In terms of the rest of the team I think he'll play Eduardo, Arshavin and Rosicky up front with Ramsey starting in midfield. The back four will be as expected. As much as goals are going to be important, and it'd be nice to see Arshavin and Eduardo in particular start to find their range going into this crucial period, how we defend is equally so. Villa like to get the ball wide and with players like Carew, Agbonlahor, Heskey and the two big centre-backs they pose a threat in the air. Stopping the supply as best we can is the first task, one which requires a serious amount of defensive discipline and not the tame effort we saw for Stoke's second on Sunday, and then dealing with the high balls when they do come in the second. These games are really going to test our defence, the Gallas-Vermaelen partnership in particular and we need Almunia to snap out of his nervous-nelly phase and at least try and be commanding. So, it's a tough job ahead but with Fabregas pulling the strings in midfield and a bench that is beginning to look quite a bit stronger then there's no reason not to be quietly confident tonight. If we really want this league then this is the kind of game we have to go and win. It's not on the telly so I think I'll do the live blog thing a bit later on - check back after 5pm for the new post and details on that. Now, the other 'big' news story from yesterday surrounded Fulham defender Chris Smalling. News emerged early in the day that a Man United bid had been accepted and I told you on Saturday they were sniffing around. From what I'm told Arsenal reacted and have also had a bid accepted. Now, both United and Fulham made statements on their respective website saying terms had been agreed between the clubs but crucially neither of them confirmed the actual signing of a contract by the player. From what I can gather it's now down the player to decide where he wants to go. Fulham boss Woy Hodgson reckons he's going to United but nothing has been signed yet. Whatever happens it's a metoric rise for a young man who just 2 years ago was sitting at home playing FIFA 08 or something. And perhaps it says a lot about how desperate we are for a signing that we're biting our fingernails over a player who has barely played a couple of Premier League games. Is it another Ramsey situation where United have jumped the gun or did Sir Alex ensure Gary Neville had no contact whatsoever with the player to put him off signing for his club? We shall see. Jack Wilshere will be going out on loan and we should find out today or tomorrow where. It seems that Owen Coyle has not burnt his bridges completely with Arsene Wenger and the smart money is on Jack going to Bolton. Which is kind of disgusting really, what with them being a bunch of pox-laden clithammers, but obviously the manager has received some assurances from Coyle about Wilshere's chances of playing. Philippe Senderos on leaving Arsenal. A realistic appraisal from the man and unlike many others who have left the club there's an open appreciation about what Arsenal have done for him. Good luck, Phil. The boss on young Polish keeper Wojciech Szczesny who he reckons can be Arsenal's number 1 some day. He's doing well at Brentford on loan, is a bit of a nutter by all accounts, and given the state of the goalkeepers currently at the club he could make a Casillas type rise to the first team and be the best goalie in the world by December. I'm just keeping it optimistic here. I mean, Arsene also said Fabianski was an 'outstanding' keeper so there's absolutely no reason to doubt him regarding Szczesny, is there? Come on Wojciech! And that's about that. Here's to three points later on, a remarkable win for Birmingham as they knock 8 past Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, and a return to the top of the table of us. Live blog will start around 7.30, till then.]]>
    1203 2010-01-27 09:00:41 2010-01-27 09:00:41 open open villa-preview-smalling-wilshere-loan-and-more-villa-preview-smalling-wilshere-loan-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Aston Villa 0-0 Arsenal : It'd be easy to start worrying http://arseblog.net/2010/01/28/aston-villa-0-0-arsenal-itd-be-easy-to-start-worrying/ Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1198 The Belgian has a suspected fracture to his fibula and we'll know more today when he undergoes an x-ray. Given the way the die have fallen for us this season you can only imagine it's just as bad as they think and probably a bit worse. To lose him at this stage, with the fixtures we have coming up in the next 10-12 days, would be a huge blow. To compound the injury situation we lost Eduardo too with a hamstring injury although I think it's fair to say Vermaelen's absence would be more keenly felt. On the face of it, and after a 3-0 win over Villa a couple of weeks ago, it is disappointing not to have kicked off this run of fixtures with three points, but we have to remember Villa are no pushover. They've got lofty ambitions with their sights set on the top four and there's no doubt they're in with a chance to get there. It's also worth noting that this Villa team has beaten United, Chelsea and Liverpool so far this season so anyone who thinks we should have gone there and won easily needs to think again. Villa worked very hard and never let us settle for a moment when we had the ball. When we did they crowded us out, our midfield barely functioned and the strikers were poor again. There's definitely a correlation between the two things, the service from midfield to the forwards was poor, but when we did get it into them there wasn't an awful lot happening. At the back I thought we dealt with Villa well for the most part. Forget Martin O'Neill's hysterics when told Arsene said they play a 'long ball game'. Our manager also acknowledged their quality but perhaps O'Neill wasn't informed of those remarks, just the ones that would get the reaction the press had hoped for. Let's be honest though, Villa are not averse to sticking it long towards Heskey or firing long balls diagonally to try and expose the fullbacks. No harm in it because it works well for them. They can certainly play a bit too but for the most part the tactic is get it up top or get it wide, then fire in the cross. Ashley Young gave Gael Clichy a torrid time, Agbonlahor worked hard against Sagna and with Milner always available in midfield the Arsenal defence had be sharp right throughout. The quality of their crossing is fantastic too, balls whizzed in just above head height, none of this looping it to the back post in the vain hope of finding a 5'6 forward, but Sagna, Campbell and William Gallas in particular dealt with them very well. Almunia too was slightly more commanding despite misjudging one or two, but I think we've grown used to seeing that now. He also made a good early save from Agbonlahor. There were chances for both sides. Arsenal's best of the first half came when Cesc got into gear, slalomed past the Villa defence and fired in a shot which cracked back off the post. As it rebounded out Aaron Ramsey got in the way of Tomas Rosicky and the chance went begging. At the other end Young fired a decent free kick not too far away. It was a game played in midfield for the most part, we struggled to dictate the play at any stage and Villa's energy and workrate meant we had to be on our toes at all times. Both sides could have won it in the second half. Tomas Rosicky cracked a shot against the bar from about seven yards out. I know there were men on the line but you'd have fancied him to score that. At the other end a wicked deflection on a Young cross saw the ball get to Stuart Downing at the back post but the arrival of Sagna and the fact he was too cowardly to stick his head where it might have hurt meant he put it wide. Arshavin had a shot late on, we had a couple of free kicks in decent positions which came to nothing, Villa tested us constantly, and in the end the deadlock could not be broken. So 0-0 and on the positive side of things we kept a clean sheet and showed we can defend well when bombarded. Sol Campbell played his first Premier League game for us since that 4-2 win over Wigan on the final day at Highbury and did very well. He didn't give Heskey a second, much to the frustration of the lumbering beast, who got so annoyed he was booked and then replaced by a rookie midfielder. Sol's arrival at the club has been timely, you just have to wonder if, having been so long out, he's got the legs to keep going and to play against United on Sunday, Chelsea the following Sunday, then Liverpool on the Weds. It's a tough schedule for any player, least of all a 34 year old just coming back to top flight football. While we had our chances I don't think you can say it's a game we deserved to win and that's a worry. Performance wise we've been a bit below par in recent weeks and the impact our strikers are having is negligible. Eduardo was well off the pace again and it's sad to see him like that. There's no sharpness or cutting edge to his game. Arshavin was again on the periphery despite one fantastic run in the second half. We have Nicklas Bendtner back and that's a boost but in general the striking situation and the lack of goals is worrying me. Eduardo will surely miss a few games, Bendtner's just back from three months out and unless he hits the ground running will take some time to get back into his stride, Arshavin has been quiet, Theo is not a man to get you a goal and Carlos Vela was deemed surplus to requirements last night. In midfield it'll be good to get Alex Song back, Denilson's form at the moment makes him a poor subsitute for that holding role, but with the centre-half situation the manager might well think Song is the man to cover there if needed. I don't think I'd necessarily agree with that but I could understand if he did it. Depending on Sol's fitness he might think Song is better able to deal with the threat of Rooney on Sunday and maybe the midfield might be boosted by the return of Diaby. We shall see but the big worry is that we're an injury away from having a central defensive partnership of Campbell and Sylvester and with all due respect to them I'm not sure that's a pairing that will win you trophies. And what happens if either of them gets injured? In fact, I think Sylvester picked up a knock against Stoke. We know Arsene was after Chris Smalling. We know Arsenal had a bid accepted for him but this time Ferguson was more persuasive and got his man. It means that there's room in the squad for another centre-half. Maybe Smalling wouldn't have played much had everyone stayed fit but there's about as much chance of everyone staying fit at Arsenal as there is of Mel Gibson being crowned King of Israel. If the news is as bad as feared for Vermaelen then for me it's a no brainer, he has to bring somebody in to provide cover, at the very least. Not just that, I think he still needs a striker. The problems up front are outlined above and he has to address those. Forget bringing in a player who is 'better than what we have', just bring in a player who is pretty good and knows where the goal is. I'm loath to engage in speculation but we know Huntelaar wants out of Milan. He obviously has enough about him that both Real Madrid and AC Milan wanted him, would splashing a few quid on a loan deal till the end of the season be the worst idea in the world? Maybe he's just actually rubbish though, I don't know him well enough to say, but that's the kind of option the boss has be thinking about now. Chelsea turned over Birmingham, as expected, and now sit two points clear of us with a game in hand. The next three fixtures are as difficult as they get and with the revolving door of Arsenal's injury room spinning like Pete Burns with meningitis the squad is being pushed to its limits. Is there money to spend? If so, spend it. It's not panic buying, it's reacting to circumstances which more or less dictate it. Arsenal have a chance of winning the Premier League this season but I think in order to do that the team needs new faces. Worry about who plays and what you'll do if everyone's fit if and when that ever happens, Arsene. Signing a centre-half now would get in Djourou's way? That's Djourou's problem and one for him to solve with hard work and performances, and you were prepared to pay £7-£10m for a rookie from Fulham. A new forward would 'kill' Walcott or Vela? So be it. It's up to them to prove they have what it takes, not trade on reputation and potential. If Arsenal finish the season with a piece of silverware then it will be worth it and in the long term it may be the best thing for both club and those players (they either react and step it up or go elsewhere). Try and muddle through, hoping against hope for no more injuries, and watching this team fall short once again would be fucking heartbreaking at this stage. Anyway, here's hoping the Vermaelen news isn't as bad as we all expect. I'll update this post with the outcome when we get it. More, including an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]> 1198 2010-01-28 09:00:57 2010-01-28 09:00:57 open open aston-villa-0-0-arsenal-itd-be-easy-to-start-worrying publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Vermaelen lives! Sol + Nick + Arsecast 148 http://arseblog.net/2010/01/29/vermaelen-lives-sol-nick-arsecast-148/ Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1196 he says:
    He is their talisman. He's always going to pop up and he's always dangerous. It will be a challenge but that’s what it's all about.
    Rooney and Sol have a bit of history as I'm sure you remember. Arsenal went to Old Trafford after 49 unbeaten games, Rooney's dive over Campbell's leg went a considerable way to putting an end to that run and while it was a long time ago, like elephants, central defenders never forget. Sol will want to make sure Rooney's good run of form is halted, at least temporarily, at our place. It's wrong to say United are a one man team but Rooney is certainly their main man at the moment, stop him and you go a long way to stopping them. Anyway, more on that game in the days ahead. One man likely to start is Nicklas Bendtner and his time in the injury wilderness has not affected his self-belief. He says:
    Is this a chance to become the No1 striker? That is my plan. Is it achievable? Of course. Why am I so confident? It is simple. I am a good player. I've always had that belief. People ask me every time we speak 'Why are you like that?' and that's just the way it is. If I didn't think I could do it, I wouldn't be standing here telling you I could.
    You just know this is going to go one of two ways. In the future people will say either 'Remember yer man, the talky fella who couldn't score to save his life' or 'Jaysus, he really proved us wrong. We should have listened to him'. Bendtner's confidence appears to be pretty much unshakeable and in the absence of van Persie and with Eduardo in and out and struggling when he's in, he's got a big chance now to put his money where his mouth is. He wants to play as the central striker, that opportunity is coming right up. I suspect it'll take him a few games to get into his stride, as with any player coming back from an injury, but making an impact in the next three games would go a long way to convincing people his plan to become Arsenal's number 1 striker could succeed. Looks like Jack Wilshere to Bolton is a done deal. He met with Owen Coyle and has decided that's where he's going to spend his loan period. I hope he does well there himself and I hope the pain of being involved with a team that is relegated drives him on in his career when he returns to us. I don't know though, letting Wilshere go on loan there is like watching your little sister go out with a brain dead thug with a tattoo on his neck, or something. Not that I have a sister. According to L'Equipe Arsene has tried to bring in Nice striker Loic Remy on loan for the rest of the season but Nice say they will only sell the player outright. Thanks to Le Cookie on the Arses for the info. I have used translationing tools to bring you the info:
    Always looking for an attacker to overcome the absence of Robin Van Persie shot in the ankle and unavailable for three months, Arsenal has recently sought to get the loan Loïc Rémy, but was refused by leaders in Nice , supporters of a permanent transfer of their striker, "where the offer that she could not refuse" as stated Friday Team Patrick Governatori, the Chief Aiglons.
    Which certainly goes a long way to explaining why Robin van Persie is out for 7 months. Shot in the ankle? Those dirty Italian cunts. Are there no depths to which they won't sink to win a football match? And it was just a friendly. There'll be garottings in the World Cup itself. And should we get a little bit excited that Arsene is still trying to bring players in during this transfer window? You can if you like. I'm not going to torture myself like that. Nobody's coming. You know it, I know it, the world and his mother know it. Nothing's gonna happen. Nothing. Derby are after Gilles Sunu on loan. I don't even know why I'm telling you this. I have about as much interest in Gilles Sunu as I do in stabbing myself repeatedly in the face with a flick knife. As for Derby ... pffff. Right then, on to today's Arsecast and I'm joined by the very much injured GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog with whom I discuss injuries, Sol Campbell and all the football that has been and will be. Well, not all of it. Just the stuff relevant to us from the last week. The United game is previewed, of course, Andrei Arshavin pops in to tell us about his week and we get a scientific explanation for all the injuries Arsenal pick up. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that is very much your lot this morning. Arsene's press conference today should be interesting. There'll be lots to look forward to this weekend so, till tomorrow, have yourselves a good Friday.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/01/30/saturday-round-up-30/ Sat, 30 Jan 2010 09:00:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1194 He worked for three months every day and I think for 60 days it was without working with our team, just fitness. We pushed him really hard. We have had some players here with a good attitude but I was very impressed with Sol’s attitude. He is very fit and I think he’ll be able to cope with Rooney. He also spoke about Rooney's penalty record against us, the one earlier in the season and that dive which helped put an end to the unbeaten run. I think it's fair to say he's a lot more gracious than most Arsenal fans would be and I doubt there are too many other managers who would be quite so mannerly about it, but what it will certainly do is make sure it's fresh in the mind of the referee tomorrow without causing a huge storm. Which is sensible enough, you have to say. At the other end of the pitch there's Andrei Arshavin on whom much will depend tomorrow. It's a big game, he is one of our most important players and if we want to win it he's going to have to put in a performance. The manager has backed him to rise the occasion, saying:
    I am very happy with Arshavin, because in every big game he is influential and creates the chances. Arshavin likes the big stage. He can be quiet for 20 minutes, and then suddenly turn up with something decisive. That is what you want from the big players - the big players make you win the big games.
    Arsene is not blind. He'll have noted the Russian's contribution of late hasn't really been of the required standard for a player of his standing and reputation. While I fully acknowledge he's been played out of position and has been doing a job that doesn't really suit him, there is the sense that he's content to let the game pass him by at times, and this is a gentle nudge from the manager. Time to get into gear, Andrei. Captain Cesc Fabregas isn't happy. Not in general, I'm sure he's quite content with his lot in that sense, but with regards football. He says:
    What's the point of being happy now? It's better to be happy when you have won something. Now we will see the real Arsenal because the next three games - against United, Chelsea and Liverpool - are really so important. We definitely know we can beat anyone if we are at our best.
    He also points out that we haven't lost in the league since the Chelsea game at the end of November and the reaction to that defeat has been positive. Which it has been. Let's just hope the rest of the players take their cue from the captain. If he's not happy then they shouldn't be happy and should work tirelessly to ensure he is happy therefore they can then be happy. It's the circle of life. Cesc reckons United is the 'most special' game to play in the Premier League and because of the history and rivalry down the years I have to admit there's always an extra edge. Cesc, I'm sure, will hoping if there's a slice of luck it'll fall to us and he'll be looking for a pizza the action tomorrow. In Cesc we crust! I'm getting excited now. Some transfer guff in the Mirror this morning. John Cross reckons we're going to try and sign Marouane Chamakh on a pre-contract deal although I'm not sure signing a player now who won't play till next season will keep happy those who want a player to make an impact in this campaign. He also quotes Gilles Grimandi on our interest in Loic Remy (Mercy Oil!). At his press conference yesterday Arsene said new signings at this stage were 'not impossible' but 'unlikely'. There was a board meeting yesterday so unless he was handed a suitcase full of cash and told 'Go spend this or else' I doubt we'll be seeing any new faces. Thanks to Matthew on Twitter who alerted me to a story on a local Portsmouth paper apparently saying we've made a £5m bid for keeper Asmir Begovic, who I'm sure I read the other day was about to join Sp*rs. I say apparently because the site it's on appears to be down. Portsmouth are deep in the shit financially so they couldn't possibly turn that money down but have we really made the offer? From what I can gather it's not impossible, but unlikely. Just the other day though Arsene said he had no intention of brining in a new keeper and was very happy with the four he had. So let's see. Not much else going on but I have to address the Martin O'Neill thing. The other day I was quite prepared to believe he had reacted to Arsene's post-match quotes without having heard everything the manager he had to say. However, this reaction, when he's clearly had time to read everything that was said and in the context in which it was said, does little but paint O'Neill as a shrieking, tracksuit wearing, jumping up and down like a window licking, woolly haired goblin cunt. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what he is. I hope John Terry shags his wife. Right then, that'll have to do. Have a good Saturday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    United preview + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/01/31/united-preview-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 31 Jan 2010 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1192 Sol Campbell has to fill in, our defence are going to have to play well to keep him quiet. It would be unwise to think he's their only threat though. Perhaps they're not the same team they used to be but there's enough of the old United about them, through their sheer will to win and experience, to cause us problems all over the pitch. If you're looking for match winners though Rooney is their man and maybe we've got the edge in that we have Cesc and Andrei Arshavin (who talks to the Mirror here). If they both play well then I think we can be confident. I expect Alex Song to come straight back into the side despite the manager saying he looked a bit tired for Cameroon. His return will add defensive stability in the midfield area and better protection for the back four, as well as allowing Cesc to play further forward where he's most effective. It's noticeable that he plays deeper when Denilson is in that holding role, perhaps aware he needs to contribute more defensively, as well as having to come and get the ball more than he would when Song plays. Up front Arshavin likes the big occasion. He scored a belter against United at Old Trafford only to see us hand them the game and the manager has already put a bit of pressure on him to turn up today. He's capable of moments of brilliance but also he's quite capable of playing on the periphery for 90 minutes. Of course it's a team effort but to win trophies you need your big players contributing in big games and we'll be looking for a performance from the Russian today. Get him on the ball early, let him have a run at the United defence and he'll worry them. I suppose though this all depends how we line up. I'm hopeful Bendtner is considered fit enough to start to allow Arshavin to play on the left where he's clearly more effective than in the central striking role. The manager did raise some questions about that in his pre-game talk but despite the lack of playing time he's had recently I don't think we've got any other option than to start him. I think it'll be Nasri to complete the trio up top and then one of Denilson - who says it's no longer men against boys, he's all growed up - or Rosicky for the midfield. I suspect he'll go for Denilson but I'd prefer to see Rosicky. Going into this game I can't help but think about the last time we played them at home. The atmosphere and expecation around that Champions League semi-final was just fantastic. The stadium looked amazing, the manager and the players were so up for it, the fans created an incredible buzz and it lasted all of 8 minutes. When Gibbs slipped and Park scored it was the most deflating experience for a long, long time and I would be telling fibs if I said I didn't want a great big helping of Revenge Pie for that. And if that pie could be served with a delicious portion of Evra own goal/cruciate ligament/video of Mrs Evra being led to the abortion clinic by John Terry, then all the better. We're certainly capable of winning this match, we've got a good record against them at the Grove (in the league), and three points would instill the kind of belief we're going to need before we go to Stamford Bridge next Sunday. I'm sure the players are going to be right up for this one, the fans too, and this feels like old times a bit, when a United game was the crunch fixture of the season. Fingers, and everything that isn't too uncomfortable to cross, crossed. A quick round-up of the Sunday stuff now. The Mail is reporting that Robin van Persie could be back in 7 weeks time but that's according to doctors connected with the Dutch national team. I suppose these are the same doctors who said he'd just be out for 6 weeks so I'm going just go ahead and not get my hopes over this one. The Mail also says we've got £30m to spend and has quotes from Arsene (official source here) about why he hasn't spent it. He says:
    It is not only about wanting to buy. It is about finding better players than the ones we have available and we haven’t done so up until now. It’s as simple as that. You always want to add Ronaldo if you can, but is he available? Chamakh is not available because he is playing with Bordeaux and they don’t want to release him. David Villa as well. Valencia don’t want to let him go now.
    David Villa? I have just moistened myself in the groinal area a bit. We know Arsene has interest in Chamakh but nobody's going to sploodge over a free signing from Bordeaux with a silly haircut. Are we really interested in Villa or is Arsene teasing us? To that end the manager also talks about the self-sufficient way in which the club is run and says there is money to spend if he wants to. Paul Hayward in the Observer on the rivalry between Arsene and Alex Ferguson. Bacary Sagna on why winning the title would mean so much to him. And also in the NOTW, a vague transfer link to another young Spaniard. And that's about that. Time for some breakfast here. A serious breakfast is needed to set one up for the day that lies ahead. Then it'll be football time. I'm hoping for a real performance here today but, as always, I'll take a spawny 1-0 if you offered it to me now. COME ON YOU REDS.]]>
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    Arsenal 1-3 Man United : Slack Arsenal taught a footballing lesson http://arseblog.net/2010/02/01/arsenal-1-3-man-united-slack-arsenal-taught-a-footballing-lesson/ Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1189 It was a bad day at a moment where you cannot afford it. It's unusual from us to be as poor as we have been today. Everywhere, in every area, we have been really, really poor. We gave the game away. It is a massive blow. In yesterday's blog I referenced the last time United came to the Grove and unfortunately yesterday was almost a carbon copy. Same scoreline, same feelings of dejection and and despair afterwards. The crucial difference for me is that in April United were playing brilliantly, on their way to another league triumph and heading for the Champions League final. Arsene watches  the team that he built ... Yesterday we faced a United team that, on paper at least, looked beatable. No Vidic. No Ferdinand. Rookie right back. Portugal's answer to Glen Helder on the right hand side. It's never, ever easy against United but we've faced stronger teams than that in the past and got the points. And for the first half an hour the game was anyone's. We had chances, mostly via Andrei Arshavin who seemed determined to make his mark, even if he might have been a little more aware of his teammates on a couple of occasions. United were having plenty of success down our left hand side, clearly targetting Gael Clichy from the off, and it worked. A number of times we had to scramble it away as they got in behind us - the warning signs were there. And while the game ended up similar to United's last visit, it had echoes of Chelsea's visit in November. Two goals in quick succession not long after the half hour and United were never in danger of losing it after that. For the first Nani, who thus far in his career has done little but look like a cast-off member of 5 Star or DeBarge, was made look brilliant by Clichy and Nasri's tame effort to double team him. His trick bamboozled both of them, Denilson's attempt at a challenge was beyond pathetic and Nani dinked the ball towards the back post. To be fair the United players were queueing up to put it in but Manuel Almunia saved them the bother and flapped into the net. 1-0 to United. A stupid goal to give away but nowhere near as stupid as the second. We had a corner, got the second ball, Gallas gave it to Arshavin who was robbed in the box trying to dribble past three men, they clipped it out to Rooney who should have been kicked up in the air at that point. Instead Clichy stood off him, he sprayed it wide to Nani who drove on. What happened next should be like one of those 'This is not what to do ... ever' videos. We went back as Nani went forward, Denilson ambled towards our goal, a perfunctory effort to look involved without ever being aware of the danger, and he didn't spot Rooney's run until it was too late. His finish was first class and from a position where were attacking it was now 2-0 United. Defensively it was shambolic and frankly unacceptable at this level. So 2-0 at half-time and any chance of three points was gone. In my lifetime I can't remember us coming back from two down against United to win a game but at least there was the vague hope that a rollicking from Arsene might spark some life into them. An early goal in the second half and who knows? The third goal came just seven minutes into the half. Denilson lost possession in their half, they played it forward to Park who was allowed to run and run and run and run and run and run while Clichy played startled rabbit. Eventually Park, who I'm sure couldn't believe his luck, just slotted it home at the near post. I know United had men over but Clichy had to go make a challenge at least, make him do something, you never know you might get a foot on the ball. That Denilson was overtaken by the referee as he 'chased' back says everything you need to know about him at the moment. We pulled one back late on through Thomas Vermaelen, Alex Song's efforts were not rewarded with a goal but he came close once or twice, but up the other end we were pulled apart almost at will. Rooney terrorised us, might have scored a couple more and in the end I think we were lucky to get away with only conceding three. United deserved the points, absolutely no doubt about it. I mentioned something on the blog yesterday about how they may not be the team they were but they still have that desire and sheer will to win which is so valuable. Compare and contrast with some of our players and it's shocking. It's hard to say that the gap has closed at all since that Champions League semi-final. The gap, the gulf, is still there. What hurts most though is the fact that they wanted it more. They worked harder than us. They busted a gut for 90 minutes, we had daydreaming strollers out there, convinced they're the bees-knees just because they wear an Arsenal shirt. For me we had three players yesterday who were absolute passengers and you can't possibly win a game against United with 8 players. I don't know what has happened to Gael Clichy but it's obvious he's struggling badly. United knew it, they went at him from the first whistle and it worked for them. He is playing so poorly, he has been all season really, and I've got huge doubts about him now. The problem is the alternative, Traore, is not much better. However, while Clichy's form might be as dodgy as anything, I won't ever fault him for application. He tries and he works hard. Which brings me to Denilson. If you had hoped he might learn a lesson from the second goal against Stoke last weekend then watching him yesterday was even more painful. Lack of ability is one thing, it's not a player's fault if he's picked, but lack of effort is unforgivable. Denilson is just plain lazy and stupid at this moment in time. I've already highlighted his lack of awareness for Rooney's run. Contrast the two. Rooney is going flat out to try and score. At the very least Denilson should be doing the same to stop him. Problem is he has no clue he's even there and after more than 150 games for us he does not have the excuse of inexperience. He gave the ball away for the third then didn't even try. The ref, a 40-something year old man, ran faster than him. Get Aaron Ramsey in this team now. Let Denilson be the squad fodder he is. He said he'd show Evra and United he was man, it wasn't men against boys. He was a boy. Finally, the goalkeeper. Can anyone look at him and not see a man who is broken? His head is melted. There are those who will say he didn't have much chance with the first but flapping into the net like that is symptomatic of his season. It's his second own goal and after the one against Man City he had that 'chest infection' and didn't play for some time. The kick out late in the second half straight to a United player would have been comical if it had been another keeper for another team ... but it was our keeper. It was the kick of a man who doesn't really care anymore, or can't care. He is a nervous wreck and I'll continue to say it transmits itself to rest of the defence. Goodplaya reckons he and Gallas don't even make eye contact anymore. How is this being allowed to continue? I know Fabianski is not the man to fill anyone with boundless confidence but we cannot afford to continue with Almunia in goal anymore. It's sad to see him go backwards so badly. I thought he was going to at least maintain the level of the last two years this season. I was wrong. This is the Almunia that first joined us. A Spanish second division fill-in and Arsene has to call time on him now. Let Fabianski have a run, he can't possibly be any worse, and if he is then at least we know where the money's got to spent this summer. Ahh, the money. And the manager. If we're pointing fingers today, and unfortunately it's a natural reaction to such a crushing defeat, then ultimately we have to look at Arsene. We played Manchester United at home yesterday without a striker in our first XI. I know Arshavin is nominally a number 10 but he played as a central striker. Nasri and Rosicky are not strikers. Arshavin is not a striker. We played United without a striker in our first XI. Arsenal. With no striker. Unbelievable. He spoke in December and January about bringing in a striker, saying he'd like to do his business 'quickly' and 'as soon as possible'. He knew van Persie was out injured, he knew Bendnter would only be coming back to fitness at this point. He must have known Eduardo would pick up another injury because that's what happens to Eduardo. He knew Theo Walcott was just coming back from injury. He thinks so little of Carlos Vela at the moment that despite not having a striker to start the game the Mexican wasn't even on the bench. Yet no signing was made and we played United without a striker in the first XI. I've said all through January I thought we needed a couple of signings to freshen things up, to address some of the problems the team has, and to give us the best chance of winning something this season. I don't buy this mantra about not being able to find players who would improve us. Are we seriously supposed to believe that a man of Arsene's encyclopedic football knowledge, with an unparalleled scouting network across the world, was unable to find any player who could come into the side and do a decent job for us? I don't believe that. I find his reluctance to spend money frustrating and baffling in equal measure. Players who have done nothing for us in terms of helping us win trophies are rewarded with nice new long-term contracts, and healthy pay-rises no doubt, yet there's no money spent on new players who might do more to help us win things. What's even more worrying for me is that Ivan Gazidis, who has impressed in his role in his first 12 months, now seems to be just parroting the manager's point of view. I've said it before, we don't have to find 'world class' players to sign, just good players who can do a job. It's not as if any new signing would have 'world class' players in front him, is it? You don't need to be a world class striker to be better than Vela or Walcott or Bendtner at the moment. You would barely need to be competent to improve us in the goalkeeping area and to hear that excuse rattled out again and again is maddening. I thought we had a real chance at the league this season. Now Arsene says it will take 'something special' to win it. I know the transfer market has been quiet but we've got the money from the Adebayor/Toure sales sitting there waiting to be spent. The transfer deadline closes today at 5pm and it's surely too late to do anything ... even if we wanted to. I think he's made a big mistake by not strengthening the squad, by not signalling our intent to go and win this. He wanted to do it with his players, with the ones he's put all this faith in, and this hubristic approach has probably cost us any chance of winning the title this season. It's all well and good being critical of the players after the game but they're his players, this is the injury prone, lethargic squad he has built and at the end of the day the buck stops with the manager. On the commentary yesterday Martin Tyler said "For Arsenal the question is where do we go from here? The answer is Stamford Bridge", which is about the last place you want to go. Of course a win there would open things up again and a win against Liverpool would see us head into the run-in, which is about as easy a run in as we've ever had, in good shape. The manager says the players need to stick together and react. We've made life extremely difficult, but not quite impossible, for ourselves. There's a glimmer of hope but if we go to Chelsea with the same kind of team, the same attitude, then we'll get turned over and no mistake. If we can't do anything to change the make-up of the squad then the only thing we can do is change the attitude. Learn from United who showed us what desire, hard work and will to win can do for a team. Unfortunately there seem to be too few of our squad for whom that kind of desire comes naturally, they're content to coast along, enjoying the privilged, cosseted life of an Arsenal player. Till tomorrow when we unveil the new loan signings of Kaba Diawara and George Wood.]]> 1189 2010-02-01 09:00:48 2010-02-01 09:00:48 open open arsenal-1-3-man-united-slack-arsenal-taught-a-footballing-lesson publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug United fallout continues as Barcelona's press vultures circle http://arseblog.net/2010/02/02/united-fallout-continues-as-barcelonas-press-vultures-circle-2/ Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1187 Captain Cesc Fabregas says:
    We are still there, definitely. But I'm not going to lie to myself: Chelsea were better than us, United have been better than us.
    And he spells out exactly what is required on Sunday:
    We have to beat them to stay in the title race. We have to bounce back straight away, in a massive game. If you don't believe, you don't win things. We have to learn from what went wrong, think about them and make sure they don't happen again. We have to be positive, strong and together more than ever. It's up to us to show what we can do.
    And it really is that simple. We have to go to Stamford Bridge where Chelsea have not lost a league game since November 30th 2008, when Robin van Persie's two goals gave us the three points. That is the size of the task ahead of us. If we want to stay in the title race we have to beat Chelsea then, just three days later, beat Liverpool at home. Our record in 'big' games recently has not been great. As the Man from East Lower points out our record of P8, W0, D1, L7, F5, A18 in our most recent meetings with United and Chelsea says it all. So Sunday's game is as big a test as you can possibly get. Win it, and perhaps it instills the kind of belief that can pick a team up and allow them to get momentum going until the end of the season. After losing to Chelsea in November we then went 10 unbeaten in the league. We're going to have to better that to realistically have any chance of winning the league. Ultimately it will all boil down to how much we want it. If it means that little to you that you can't be bothered chasing an opposition player with every bit of effort you can muster then you're not going to win the league. It's up to the manager, and the captain in a smaller way, to ask questions of the players and to decide which among them can contribute to the kind of performances we need to put in. It's a time when we need the experienced players to show the way. The first thing the boss has got to do is freshen things up. Fabianski might scare us but there's no way he scares our defenders as much as Almunia. Give the Pole a chance. Denilson has to spend some time on the bench. If Diaby is not fit then get Ramsey in there who, although still quite raw, brings energy, enthusiasm and spirit to the midfield. The manager talks about his great engine. Let him have a go. Chelsea might be a tough game for an 18 year old but what choice do we have? Anyway, more on that and the potential team for Sunday later in the week. El Mundo -  Cesc FabregasTypically, in the wake of the defeat, Barcelona have got their press corps on the case with regard to Cesc Fabregas. You can see the headline El Mundo Deportivo is running this morning and their story claims that Cesc has decided to go to Barcelona because of the defeat on Sunday. While I'm sure he was disheartened, like many of us, I sincerely doubt he made a cast-iron decision about his future which was then transmitted to the Spanish press. Let's go back to what he said in December:
    There has been talk about Real and Barça since the summer and the only thing I am doing is thinking about my club, Arsenal, and seeing how I can help my team mates. I have a cool head, I am very happy at Arsenal and in England and there is still a lot for me to do. That's all I can say. I am not thinking about anything else. I am very content and have a good deal still to do in the Premier League.
    Let's not forget either that this summer will see a Presidential election at Barcelona. You can be quite sure the candidates will all use Cesc as a way of enticing votes. Remember, Laporta got elected on the promise of bringing David Beckham to the Camp Nou when that was never going to happen. The whole system is scurrilous, underhand, mischievous and downright disrespectful to both the player and our club but that, sadly, is the nature of the beast. There's fuck all we can do about it other than be aware of why it's happening. In the dark moments its easy to think of reasons why he might decide to go back to Spain but perhaps that's underestimating the man himself. He's commited to the club, I'm sure he desperately wants to win things here and feels like he still has work to do. Nevertheless, he's ambitious and wants to win things. It's up to Arsene Wenger to make him feel like he's in a team capable of doing just that. And as long as Arsenal remain trophyless, the easier it is for El Mundo and their ilk, to stir the shit. And that's that for today. This feels like it's going to be a long, long week until the Chelsea game.]]>
    1187 2010-02-02 09:00:01 2010-02-02 09:00:01 open open united-fallout-continues-as-barcelonas-press-vultures-circle-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    United fallout continues as Barcelona's press vultures circle http://arseblog.net/2010/02/02/united-fallout-continues-as-barcelonas-press-vultures-circle/ Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1184 Captain Cesc Fabregas says:
    We are still there, definitely. But I'm not going to lie to myself: Chelsea were better than us, United have been better than us.
    And he spells out exactly what is required on Sunday:
    We have to beat them to stay in the title race. We have to bounce back straight away, in a massive game. If you don't believe, you don't win things. We have to learn from what went wrong, think about them and make sure they don't happen again. We have to be positive, strong and together more than ever. It's up to us to show what we can do.
    And it really is that simple. We have to go to Stamford Bridge where Chelsea have not lost a league game since November 30th 2008, when Robin van Persie's two goals gave us the three points. That is the size of the task ahead of us. If we want to stay in the title race we have to beat Chelsea then, just three days later, beat Liverpool at home. Our record in 'big' games recently has not been great. As the Man from East Lower points out our record of P8, W0, D1, L7, F5, A18 in our most recent meetings with United and Chelsea says it all. So Sunday's game is as big a test as you can possibly get. Win it, and perhaps it instills the kind of belief that can pick a team up and allow them to get momentum going until the end of the season. After losing to Chelsea in November we then went 10 unbeaten in the league. We're going to have to better that to realistically have any chance of winning the league. Ultimately it will all boil down to how much we want it. If it means that little to you that you can't be bothered chasing an opposition player with every bit of effort you can muster then you're not going to win the league. It's up to the manager, and the captain in a smaller way, to ask questions of the players and to decide which among them can contribute to the kind of performances we need to put in. It's a time when we need the experienced players to show the way. The first thing the boss has got to do is freshen things up. Fabianski might scare us but there's no way he scares our defenders as much as Almunia. Give the Pole a chance. Denilson has to spend some time on the bench. If Diaby is not fit then get Ramsey in there who, although still quite raw, brings energy, enthusiasm and spirit to the midfield. The manager talks about his great engine. Let him have a go. Chelsea might be a tough game for an 18 year old but what choice do we have? Anyway, more on that and the potential team for Sunday later in the week. El Mundo -  Cesc FabregasTypically, in the wake of the defeat, Barcelona have got their press corps on the case with regard to Cesc Fabregas. You can see the headline El Mundo Deportivo is running this morning and their story claims that Cesc has decided to go to Barcelona because of the defeat on Sunday. While I'm sure he was disheartened, like many of us, I sincerely doubt he made a cast-iron decision about his future which was then transmitted to the Spanish press. Let's go back to what he said in December:
    There has been talk about Real and Barça since the summer and the only thing I am doing is thinking about my club, Arsenal, and seeing how I can help my team mates. I have a cool head, I am very happy at Arsenal and in England and there is still a lot for me to do. That's all I can say. I am not thinking about anything else. I am very content and have a good deal still to do in the Premier League.
    Let's not forget either that this summer will see a Presidential election at Barcelona. You can be quite sure the candidates will all use Cesc as a way of enticing votes. Remember, Laporta got elected on the promise of bringing David Beckham to the Camp Nou when that was never going to happen. The whole system is scurrilous, underhand, mischievous and downright disrespectful to both the player and our club but that, sadly, is the nature of the beast. There's fuck all we can do about it other than be aware of why it's happening. In the dark moments its easy to think of reasons why he might decide to go back to Spain but perhaps that's underestimating the man himself. He's commited to the club, I'm sure he desperately wants to win things here and feels like he still has work to do. Nevertheless, he's ambitious and wants to win things. It's up to Arsene Wenger to make him feel like he's in a team capable of doing just that. And as long as Arsenal remain trophyless, the easier it is for El Mundo and their ilk, to stir the shit. And that's that for today. This feels like it's going to be a long, long week until the Chelsea game.]]>
    1184 2010-02-02 09:00:44 2010-02-02 09:00:44 open open united-fallout-continues-as-barcelonas-press-vultures-circle publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Oh hope, why must you tease me so? http://arseblog.net/2010/02/03/oh-hope-why-must-you-tease-me-so/ Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1182 he talks about being out injured and that, saying:
    When people have been out with long-term injuries they say it was hell. I can understand that now. It is difficult to motivate yourself because you come in to training each day doing the same things. But you stay motivated by telling yourself that one day soon you will be better. You always want to give your best and that is what I will try to do.
    Seriously, run the recently torn bollix off him in training and play him through the middle. None of this wide right business. He doesn't really have the craft for it but let me ask you this: when Sagna bombs down the right and puts a cross 50 feet up in the air, who has the best chance of getting a head on it - Bendtner or Arshavin? Precisely. I don't want to make it seem like I'm pinning all our hopes on him, far from it, but I think we have to acknowledge what he can bring to the team. Or should be able to bring to the team. Or what he thinks he's capable of bringing to the team. You know what I mean. Gunnerblog has an interesting piece on Theo Walcott. He's certainly done nothing to convince anyone this season. On the other hand he's hardly played at all. Is it fair to judge a guy who has made less than 5 starts and 13 appearances in all competitions? I'm somewhere in the middle. I don't think it's unfair to expect more from a player of his reputation and contract status, however it was earned, yet am mindful of the fact some footballers need a run of games, some rhythm etc to be able to perform. As Gunnerblog says the onus is on Theo now to make an impact. The manager said the most important thing for him is to stay fit and get appearances under his belt, then we'll see a 'different Theo Walcott'. Let's hope so. Stefan Savic is the Montenegrin Stevie Savage. He's a 19 year old central defender and apparently he's signed for us after a successful trial at the club. He told a local paper:
    There were offers from Tottenham and Birmingham City, but once a call came from Arsenal, I had no more doubts. A pre-contract will be signed on Thursday and then I will return to Belgrade and join BSK for their preparations. I will be staying with BSK until May.
    I know absolutely nothing about this chap at all. My knowledge of Montenegrin football is shamefully poor, I'll admit, but if it's true it's an interesting signing. At 19 he's not someone to go into the reserves or the youth set up, and perhaps it's a sign that the manager is looking to fill the defensive gaps which will surely emerge this summer. Sylvester, I'm positive, will go somewhere else. Sol Campbell is unlikely to be offered an extension to his deal and there's still the very real possibility that William Gallas will decide one final fling elsewhere is the fitting end to his football career, which would leave us very light in the centre-half department. Vermaelen, Djourou (if he can stay fit), perhaps Nordveit and then you're looking at someone like Kyle Bartley. Of course signing a 19 year old is hardly replacing the experience we'd lose but dammit he was the winner of the Football Association of Montenegro Young Player of the Year award in 2009. How much more quality does anyone need? I was going to comment on the story about Jay Emmanuel-Thomas being arrested driving his £100,000 car but decided against it. Firstly because I haven't been able to find anything to back up the story on Young Guns (not that I'm saying it's wrong, I'd just like to see it elsewhere - Update: apparently it was in the print version of the Mirror before anywhere else. Crediting existing publications is important, trying to pass off stories you got from elsewhere as your own is poor form), but perhaps part of the problem is the exposure these young players get, making them think they're worthy of comment in the real world having done precisely fuck all to deserve it. I'm sure any right minded person is probably of the same opinion as me anyway. And that, my friends, is about that. I'm sure the regrouping is going on behind the scenes. Arses are being kicked and we're preparing ourselves for Chelsea. More tomorrow.]]>
    1182 2010-02-03 09:00:07 2010-02-03 09:00:07 open open oh-hope-why-must-you-tease-me-so publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Wellington boots Dagenham and Redbridge http://arseblog.net/2010/02/03/wellington-boots-dagenham-and-redbridge/ Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1180 1180 2010-02-03 09:00:47 2010-02-03 09:00:47 open open wellington-boots-dagenham-and-redbridge publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Almunia and Bendtner try some confidence boosting http://arseblog.net/2010/02/04/almunia-and-bendtner-try-some-confidence-boosting/ Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1178 says:
    We are on schedule to do good things this season, we have only a little step to get back to the top of the league.
    Hmmm, that little step is Chelsea which is more like a whole flight of steps. Or one enormous step. Or one reasonably sized step for a midget. Frankly, I have about as much faith in Almunia's opinion of our title chances as I would in John Wayne Gacy's ability to provide a safe and non-rapey clown experience at a kids birthday party. I will be bitterly disappointed if he plays against Chelsea. Nicklas Bendtner says he can make a big impact on our season ... when he gets to 'full strength'. He then goes on to talk about how he's not at full strength yet and how the old groin still gives him gyp, which is great to hear. He's got to play from the start on Sunday though. We need his physical presence against a side of Chelsea's size and we've got to hope he can get scoring as quickly as possible and add to his thus-far massive tally of ... three goals. One area that must improve is our defending. Nigel Winterburn is a man who knows a thing or two about that. This is what he had to say about our United performance:
    I was very disappointed with what I saw from Arsenal. I couldn't believe the level of defending for all three of Manchester United's goals.
    This is a man who not only knows about defending but who has watched us all season long. He's seen the dodgy goals we've conceded and to say he found Sunday's efforts unbelievable tells you everything you need to know. Work rate, effort, spirit, desire and all those kinds of things have been mentioned this week and unless we up those then Chelsea will score against us. And not just once. It's not just down to the back four either, we have to defend better as a team, from front to back. I'm sure that is the main thing Arsene will have been working on this week and I suspect we're going to hear a bit about it in the days to come as the media briefings take place. We should get some early team news for the Chelsea game a little later on. Hopefully there are no more injuries but that's a bit like being John Terry's wife and hoping your husband isn't a patchy-haired, penalty shanking slut. We'll see what Arsene has to say later. Young Brazilian striker Wellington stole the show in a friendly against Dagenham and Redbridge yesterday. Central defensive trialist Stevie Savage also played and did pretty well also. Whether he did well enough to get a contract remains to be seen. More, including the Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    1178 2010-02-04 09:00:57 2010-02-04 09:00:57 open open almunia-and-bendtner-try-some-confidence-boosting publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Early Chelsea team news, George Graham + Arsecast 149 http://arseblog.net/2010/02/05/early-chelsea-team-news-george-graham-arsecast-149/ Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1176 early team news is out and it's not particularly inspiring. Eduardo's 'small, small, small' hamstring problem is big enough to keep him out of the game which is a bit of a loss. With his Brazilian skin and big brown eyes, we could have slapped a bit of lippy on him and sent him out dressed as Vanessa to distract John Terry. In seriousness though, it's no real surprise but still a disappointment. Carlos Vela also misses out with an unspecified injury, which could be an ankle or knee depending on who is giving out to me when I suggest he's been left out due to other reasons. The only other question mark is over Abou Diaby who is still not in full training but is a 'maybe' for Sunday. I'd be surprised to see him, I have to say. He picks up this calf injury quite regularly and it's normally 3-4 weeks before we see him again. The manager might risk him, thinking he needs to boost his midfield, but then faces the prospect of losing him for longer when he could prove useful during the run-in. The solution, perhaps, is to get players that don't break as easily as your average Toyota, but that's an argument for another day. The reality is that with no Diaby his options to change things around in midfield are limited. Will he drop Denilson and play the still raw Ramsey against Chelsea's experience? Perhaps move Rosicky or Nasri in there alongside Cesc. And will last season's FA Cup semi-final against Chelsea have any bearing on his choice of keeper? Hopefully we'll get a better idea after all his talking later on. That he's cancelled the players days off and had them in for extra training is good. I like that. Former manager George Graham expresses some concerns about this current Arsenal side, the lack of physicality in particular, but he reckons we're in with a shout on Sunday, saying:
    Everyone assumes that Arsenal could just be overpowered on Sunday but there are definite weaknesses in the Chelsea defence which they could exploit. Even a draw would be a great result for Arsenal and I really think they can get that. With 13 games to go after that, Arsenal could go on another long run against the weaker teams, while I think Chelsea and United will both drop more points.
    I think that is the straw to which we are all clutching at the moment, but for me everything's very simple now: defeat against Chelsea on Sunday would spell the end of our title chances. A draw I can live with but that has got to be followed up with three points against Liverpool at home. Two massive games coming up, and let's hope we've got what it takes to come through these massive games better than the last two massive games. And while we're all still feeling a bit sorry for ourselves in light of the United game on Sunday, which is perfectly normal and understandable, it's worth having a read of the 'holic today who brings a measure of experience and perspective to things. In today's Sun a story about Nice striker Loic Remy. His agent says we're interested in him for next season. So that'll be him and Chamakh as Arsene's revolutionary new 2-3-5 formation takes shape. Good job we don't need a striker now though. Right, in terms of news that's about it so on with this week's Arsecast. Joining me to discuss United and Chelsea and all the related guff is Goodplaya. As well as that we have an update from Andrei Arshavin, The Man in the Bar gives us a sneak preview of his new concept album and there's the usual waffle in between all that with, perhaps, the odd mention of the Chelsea captain ahead of Sunday's game. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (24mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Have a good 'un folks, more tomorrow.]]>
    1176 2010-02-05 09:00:17 2010-02-05 09:00:17 open open early-chelsea-team-news-george-graham-arsecast-149 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    All I desire ... frustration http://arseblog.net/2010/02/06/all-i-desire-frustration/ Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:09:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1174 At the end of the day we have two kinds of buys. One is the players we can get back from injury and the other is the players we can get from external sources. Like a new signing - ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!This makes my head hurt. Arsenal is the only club in the world who uses its incredible injury list as some kind of positive. "When we get X player back it'll be like a new signing!!!". Head. Hurty. Let's be really clear about this, the only kind of new signing is when you pay money to another club for a player that is theirs and who will become ours. That is a new signing. The return of a bloke who spends half of every season out injured is not a new signing, it is an injured player not being injured anymore. If I hear the phrase 'like a new signing' once more I may well go completely mental in the face. Now, I'm completely down with the whole living within our resources thing, but not so much with the putting our resources under the mattress. I'm also cognisant of the fact this transfer window has been very quiet and very few clubs have been spending. That is because many clubs don't have money. Perhaps I'm an amateur economist here but wouldn't that make it easier for us to spend less on players, as clubs are short of a few bob and need to sell? I heard him talk about how it's impossible to find players in January, yet the winter transfer transfer window in seasons past has brought Walcott, Arshavin, Adebayor and Diaby to the club. More difficult than the summer? For sure. Impossible? No. For me it boils down to this - there are positions in the team that could have been improved by spending some money, the squad could have been strengthened. He chose not to spend, which is entirely his right. However, if Arsenal fail to win something this season, and we're already being prepared for it with the 'third is not a failure' stuff, then his decision not to spend will be the stick with which he is beaten at the end of the day. Rightly or wrongly that'll happen. Remember, he promised silverware this season. He said we would win a trophy. His words. Now, before I'm accused of all sorts, I don't think third would be a failure this season if that's where we end up. It'd be an improvement on last season for a start but I won't sit here and lie to you - if that's where we finish I'll be disappointed given the position we got ourselves into. I don't believe we have any right to silverware. I do believe we have a right to expect us to do our best to win those trophies. I find it hard to believe he couldn't find a striker who could have come in early in the month, be well settled now and contribute to the rest of the season. I can't believe there isn't a goalkeeper in all of the world who would be better than Almunia. And it's a rod for his own back that he's made. And without wishing to sound too PR savvy or Pravda-esque, I think the official site has got be more conscious of how stories like 'We were very close to a signing' or 'X, Y or Z will be like a new signing' go down with fans. If the manager didn't buy in January we'd like to at least believe that it's because he has faith in his players. A last minute attempt at a purchase, or a loan, smacks of desperation and does little but cause more anxiety. Anyway, Arsene was asked about that and fans frustration at his press conference yesterday, and said:
    The best way to keep our supporters happy is to win games, and to turn up with good performances.
    And that's the inarguable truth. Nobody will give a shit that we didn't sign anyone if we play well and win games. Simple as that. A win against Chelsea on Sunday would do wonders, as would a win against Liverpool, but at the end of the day, it's an IF. I said after the FA Cup defeat to Stoke that it would not be an issue if we performed in the league. Since then we've drawn one and lost one miserably so naturally people wish we were still in the cup. It's now down to the manager and, most importantly, the players, to get things going again. This is the squad we have, these are the players who will have to win the games and put in the good performances. I realise we don't know what goes on behind the scenes, that there's a wealth of information and activity we don't ever know about, but I have to say I found that stuff yesterday hugely frustrating to have to listen to. Now, looking ahead to the game against Chelsea the manager spoke about our form in the last few games against them and United, saying:
    I believe this team want to do well but because they haven't won yet they make it harder in their heads than it really is. When we get close to winning we play with the handbrake on. The team is mentally strong and dedicated. I see them every day and wouldn't defend them if they didn't have the right attitude. But they do have to find that final part to win the big games.
    Paraphrasing his interview with the official site he said something along the lines of 'We want to do well so much we end up playing badly'. It had me scratching my head all right but clearly there's some kind of mental block. In the P8, W0, D1 run of games against Chelsea and United I can only remember one decent performance and that was at Old Trafford earlier this season. And even then we self-destructed. The game we drew was at the arse end of last season with United already Champions (I think) and looking ahead to the Champions League final. A damp squib of a game. So, I think it's fair to say we've underperformed in those games, or the opponents have been so well set up they've found us out and just not allowed us to play. Add to that individuals who have not done themselves or the club justice with their performances and you're always going to find it tough to get a result. Tomorrow's game is absolutely massive. It's not win or bust, for me though it's certainly lose and be bust. That fact is not lost on the players. Samir Nasri talks about it, saying:
    Defeat is forbidden. That would mean the end of our title chances. But any other result would leave us in the running.
    Arsene didn't share that view in his press conference yesterday, saying defeat would not be the end of our title hopes, but then I wouldn't expect him to say anything less in public. He knows the pressure is on his players, he knows they struggle with the big games at the moment, so he's not going to add to that. He's a realistic man though and I'm sure he realises that defeat would leave us too far behind. Yes, Chelsea might well drop more points and they have to play all the other 'big teams' but it'd probably mean us having to go unbeaten and winning almost all of our remaining fixtures to capitalise - and that's lot to expect. As we keep saying though it's all about the level of effort and workrate. Make no mistake, Chelsea are a very good team with excellent players but they don't think they're so excellent that they don't have to put in the running. Any weak links tomorrow will be exposed. Anyone giving less than 100% could cost us a chance of a result and that's what he has to address before we go out there. Anyone who isn't willing to run so hard they feel like puking can fuck off and play mid-table football for some other bunch of cunts. On paper I think Chelsea are stronger than us in every area. Thankfully games are not played on paper and if we go out there and really want it, concentrate, put in the hard work and effort, then there's no reason why we can't win the game, or at least come away with a draw. Slack off and/or make the same foolish mistakes we have been making recently and they'll pick us off with ease. Can we learn from our mistakes? Do these players have pride in the shirt, in the belief the manager has in them? I hope so, we'll find out tomorrow. With regard the goalkeeping situation, AW has confirmed Manuel Almunia will continue despite his shaky form. Personally, I think the only reason he's still in there is due to the lack of a viable alternative. Fabianski has been unconcinving, Mannone had an outstanding performance against Fulham but subsquently looked like the inexperienced young keeper he is. You can't criticise him for that, but it's the truth. I'd like nothing more than for the Spaniard to rediscover some of the form which made us think he was a solid, if unspectacular Premier League keeper, because at the moment he looks like the Spanish 2nd division player bought as back-up that he was when he first arrived. The manager reckons criticism of Andrei Arshavin after the United game was 'too harsh'. I don't really recall him being overly criticised, really. Yes, he was a bit selfish but at least he tried and he is one of the few players capable of something special to win you a game. I have to admit being a bit underwhelmed at his overall contribution this season but I don't think anyone's been really harsh with him. It was interesting to read Arshavin speak about playing up front though. He said:
    If Arsenal want to become champions, how can they select Arshavin as centre forward? I am 173cm (5ft 7in) and it suits me, but next to the big centre halves of United it is very difficult to fight for the ball, especially in the air.
    I know we're all hoping that Bendnter will start tomorrow to give the side that centre-forward we've needed. Someone who can compete in the air with the Chelsea defenders and allow Arshavin to be more effective with more of the ball. However, AW was very cautious talking about him yesterday, saying:
    Bendtner is ... one or two weeks away from being fully available again but is not completely free in his movement. He's not far.
    Which sounds to me like he'll be starting on the bench tomorrow. I hope I'm wrong, the idea of our forward line of eager jockeys starting against Chelsea doesn't fill me with much confidence. With no Eduardo, no Vela and Walcott coming back more slowly than we'd like, I really don't think we've got much choice but to play Nick and see what happens. Right then, that's about that. A bit lengthy for a Saturday morning but what can you do? A final preview of the Chelsea game and the usual Sunday waffle tomorrow.]]>
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    Chelsea preview + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/02/07/chelsea-preview-sunday-round-up-2/ Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:09:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1172 The preview on the official site says Bendtner is not fit to start, which is a disappointment, while Diaby could be 'in the squad'. I worry that without at least some physical presence we'll find today even more difficult than it promises to be. If neither of Diaby or Bendtner are starting then it's going to be essentially the same team that played against United. In midfield though I'd bring in Ramsey for Denilson who, based on his recent performances, really doesn't merit his place in the team. Let him work hard and get his place back that way. To see him line up again today after his pitiful effort last week would be depressing. Midfield aside, two of the back five wouldn't fill you with much confidence these days but again, what choice does he have? I'd be inclined to play Fabianski, it's clear the manager is not of the same frame of mind, citing the Pole's poor performance against Chelsea in the FA Cup last season. It's curious logic to me and I think the real reason is that despite how poorly Almunia is playing he doesn't think Fabianski is any better. The Telegraph speculates that the player we came close to signing on Monday was Thomas Sorensen. I have to admit that's not the rumour I heard about the player we were after. In today's Observer Amy Lawrence writes about the keeper situation at the club. Arsene says of Almunia:
    I think he puts a lot of pressure on his shoulders. Too much.
    So, essentially, he can't handle pressure. Rather a striking admission from the manager. Chelsea are clever. They'll have watched the tapes and they won't give him an easy time. Or Gael Clichy at left back. Bottom line though is that both of them are going to play today and let's hope they can come through their recent troubles and put in decent performances. Perhaps there might be a start for Theo Walcott whose pace would certainly trouble Chelsea and he's scored a couple against them in the past (although if he puts us 1-0 it's a dead cert they'll score two late on and win it). The manager has been talking up his qualities and his 'strength' and starting him as part of the front three today would allow one of Rosicky or Nasri to move back into midfield. Anyway, whatever team we put out we need all 11 men to perform. And while losing would be heartbreaking and painful, I can live with it if we go out there today and really have a go. If we give everything we've got then how can you complain if you are bettered on the day? If we're sitting here tomorrow though talking about how somebody didn't track back or made another catastrophic unforced error then it's going to be tough going. However, I'm going to look on the positive side. The Belgo-Francan Arsenal Supporters Club of Andrei Arshavin Sized People is over in Dublin today and I'm taking their entire membership to the pub today as a lucky charm (he's not that small! Ed). A win today would do away with much of the bad feeling and set us up nicely for the midweek game. And I know our recent record against Chelsea has been a little on the ... well ... shite side, but then surely it's about fucking time we won. Time to kick these cunts right in their cunts. COME ON YOU GOOOOOOONERS. In a quick look at the other news this Sunday, The Mirror is reporting we're set to offer Cesc Fabregas a new deal to help stave off the advances of Barcelona and Real Madrid. They say £120,000 a week. I say fine, pay him whatever he wants. He's more worth it than all the L'Oreal women in the world put together. And ... er ... that's kind of about it for the other news. I have coffee, I need bacon and newspapers and a bit of recovery before we have at this lot later on. Fingers crossed for a fun day out folks and I'm sure the away fans will be in amusing voice, as ever. Lots to look forward to. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal : Better performance but the same old problems cost us dear http://arseblog.net/2010/02/08/chelsea-2-0-arsenal-better-performance-but-the-same-old-problems-cost-us-dear/ Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1169 November 28th, giving him the best part of two months to search, prepare and do a deal for a striker. Bendnter had already been out injured since the end of October. He talks constantly about how Eduardo's big injury creates lots of little niggles so must have known he would be without him for periods of time. Theo Walcott has hardly ever been played as a striker, Carlos Vela is another guy who spends periods out with injury, and then there's Arshavin. A creative number 10, a guy you want on the ball feeding the main man, being asked to play a role which suits him about as much as centre-half. That he has one goal in his last eleven games tells you everything about his suitability for that position. Arsene was rather disingenuous pre-Chelsea saying:
    In England, it seems all the problems are sorted out by buying players. But I do not believe that.We manage as well the Club within our financial resources and when you listen to people you always have to buy five or six players.
    I listen and read a lot of opinion, on this site from the people who comment etc, to other blogs and websites, and I don't think I heard one person say anything about buying 5 of 6 players. Of course that's ridiculous. Buying one player isn't. Buying a striker when it's blindingly obvious to the world and his mother that you need a striker is not going to bankrupt the club, but it seems that Wenger would prefer to wait to pick up a player on a free in the summer than sort out the problem we have right now. He gambled, hoped he could muddle through, perhaps get a goal or two from Arshavin, a couple from Cesc or one of the other midfielders, Gallas or Vermaelen might save his skin and his wallet, but he lost. And he will be criticised for it. There's absolutely no guarantee that a new player would have come in and made any difference to the recent results but nobody could ever accuse him of not trying, which is the accusation that will be leveled at him now. Fans know there's money to spend, on Dec 1st he said we'd be active in the transfer market (although there's a nice little caveat in his quote there), yet here we are heading towards mid-February and we've just played our two main title rivals and lost both games. I'm beyond baffled that a man who used to collect strikers for fun would allow himself and his team to be in a position where they're challenging for the title only to see that challenge falter on the lack of a proper forward. I think he should have bought someone in January, I think he had enough time and resources to find a player who would have suited this team, but he didn't. And it is frustrating. To be fair to him, he couldn't possibly have legislated for the abject defending yesterday which allowed Drogba to score both goals (although when I re-read that it seems silly, of course he should have expected suicidal defending. It has been our forte this season). His record against us is incredible, but we lubed ourselves up, stuck our arse in the air and told him go at it whenever he pleased yesterday. I don't know what's happened to Gael Clichy but something's got to give. He's costing us goals and was culpable for both Chelsea goals yesterday. Yes, Diaby might have done better against Terry in the air but players win headers sometimes. Yes, Alex Song should have tracked Drogba better, but quite what Gael Clichy was doing is beyond me. It's like he was seeing ghosts. Instead of staying on the post, he started pointing at something nobody else could see, ran off into the middle of the six yard box and was in no-man's land when Drogba had a tap-in at the back post that he should have been guarding. Appalling. For the second he ignored the man outside him, came inside, realised too late what was happening and got done easily, allowing Drogba to slam home his second. When a guy has the Indian sign over you like Drogba does, the last thing you want to do is make it easy for him. We made it easy for him. And he punished like we were his prison bitch. It hurts. Afterwards Arsene said he was 'completely happy' with our performance. I can see where he's coming from, we had a spirited second half, but you can't be completely happy when your left back plays like that, when your keeper is shanking balls in the air like a club-footed mule and watching free kicks as if they were works of art, when all your possession counts for little in the way of chances created and when you've lost the game. Here's an interesting quote from the boss though about Chelsea:
    They always make the foul when they are caught on the counter- attack, at the right time, in the right place in the middle in the pitch. It is only a little foul, not enough for a yellow card. These are the tricks of a very experienced team and they do that very well.
    These are the tricks you need to be teaching them, Arsene. For their second we were watching and imploring somebody to stop the counter-attack in midfield. Take the yellow card even. The last player I can remember doing this consistently was Senderos. For all his faults he had no problem cunting somebody on the halfway line if it would stop a more dangerous situation emerging. We have to learn that. Instead we stand off, allow teams to play, perhaps our purist principles don't allow for tactical fouling, but we get punished time and again. Watch Clichy last week against Rooney for United's second. He could have gone through him, not dangerously, but he could have fouled him, ensured he didn't get a pass away, but stood off him and we know how that ended up. Arsene called us naive last week, the same applies today, and it doesn't come to down to age or experience. You don't need to be 29 to know it's better to stop an attack as early as possible. Arsene might bemoan the likes of Darren Fletcher but a player like that is a valuable asset. How many times have you seen United or Chelsea caught on the break the way we are? Anyway, that's something for him to sort out. So, Liverpool up next. The final part of the fearsome foursome which has brought us one point thus far. Are we out the title race? I think so. This league is funny. The midweek games are tough. Chelsea are away to Everton, United away to Villa, there's every chance they might drop points. We could certainly win against Liverpool which would close the gap, but I still think, despite the number of games left, we'll drop more points than either United or Chelsea. I don't think we're a team that believes we can win the title and most unfortunately I don't think we're a team that is good enough to win it. We've got too many areas on the pitch that urgently need addressing and the resources to fix those problems don't exist within the current squad. Clichy or Traore? Almunia or Fabianski? No recognised, experienced striker. You can't win a title with those problems, in my opinion. As I said though, this season is strange and football is a strange game. You never know what might happen. We could find our form and go on a run but I think the experience and quality of United and Chelsea will see this Premier League turn into a two horse race. Which hurts like fuck. Final word to Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti. Responding to Arsene comments about how much of the ball we had, he said:
    Maybe Arsenal had more possession than us but that is not football. Football is about results.
    Quite.]]>
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    Rambling, man http://arseblog.net/2010/02/09/rambling-man/ Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1167 Michael Ballack - Firstly because he's a big, woolly headed Chelsea prick, but secondly because what he's had to say about Arsene Wenger is hard to defend. Don't want to go there. Cesc Fabregas - You know, we come through the fearsome foursome with a good number of points and the Barcelona stories are background noise. Now, because we've played poorly, they're in your face going "Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nyaaaaaah". The Spanish press are upping the ante with stories about him house-hunting in Barcelona. That old reliable. Cesc is captain of the club, is our top scorer this season, our best player and has comitted himself time and again to us. Until the summer nothing's going to change any of that so I'm not getting involved (not today at least). Gael Clichy and Theo Walcott - yes, we have to dig in. Yes, we must concentrate and believe. It's just difficult to pay any attention to guys who are talking and saying the right things off the pitch but unable, at this moment in time, to back it up with performances on it. So what does that leave us with? Not much really. We've got the Liverpool game tomorrow night and we simply have to see a reaction from the players. The possession has to be turned into goals, the defending has to be at least adequate and the tippy-tappy needs to create three points tomorrow night. Whatever vague hopes we have of catching United and Chelsea will be gone if they win their games tomorrow night and we fail to win ours. It will February 10th and our domestic season, bar the scrap for third and the automatic Champions League place, will be over. From a position that promised so much that would be depressing. Nevertheless, that is the worst case scenario and after a string of disappointing results it's easy to look at things that way. This season has been strange, a win for us, United and/or Chelsea failing to win their games and everything looks a little bit better. And that's what we've got to hope for. Of course it doesn't address our failings and the decisions the manager has made. I'm not going to keep beating that drum, but in the summer Arsene was quoted as saying something along the lines of 'If this season isn't a success, we'll have to rethink and rebuild'. I suppose it'll all come down to what he considers success. And the fans. Pre-season would we have taken third? Perhaps, but third after where we were will disappoint many. My feeling is that he is caught between in a rock and a hard place in some respects. What's fairly obvious is that a team with the average age of ours cannot cope with teams more experienced. Leaving aside the quality issue, because in many ways that's tied to experience, we have an average age of 23. We have a group of players around 19-23/24 years of age with a smattering of experience. Some of those players are going to be hitting their prime around 25-26, when they have fully developed. Not all of them will but it's reasonable to assume they'll have the best years of their career from 26-30/32. It means the manager still has to wait a long time for some of them, yet he's put so much groundwork into them. Buy someone and it hinders their development, sell them off and they take what they've learned with us and go and have their best years somewhere else. In the meantime he has to hope he can stay relatively competitive to stave off pressure from fans who want trophies. There is a bigger picture, of course, but I've always said it's difficult to ask football fans to see it. The joy and pain of football is in the here and now. Football's finances are up the spout. The game is too reliant on TV money, clubs have overspent on transfers and wages, attendances are falling due to ticket prices that no longer represent anything approaching value for money, and you have to imagine that Portsmouth won't be last Premier League club to suffer winding-up orders and the like (and we'd better hope they muddle through the season because I read last week if they go under we lose the 6 points we've won against them). Arsenal have managed their finances prudently, have always preached self-sufficiency, and it is difficult approach to have taken, I'm sure. However, there's got to be a balance between successful financial management and success on the pitch. Arsenal have a reliance on corportate income. How long can we continue to sell costly boxes to watch a team of nearly men? Will lack of trophies affect attendances? It sounds poor to say it but ultimately it will. Bottom line is successful team = full stadium. So while I think every fan understands the need to live within our means as we don't have the river of Russian cash that Chelsea have or the Middle-Eastern billions of Man City, I think there's a sense that we're unduly tight with what we do have. We've seen players sold for huge amounts of money yet seen little of that money invested in the squad bar giving long term contracts with pay rises to players who have done little to merit them. Arsene was unwilling to buy a striker in January because he knew he was bringing in Chamakh on a free in the summer, in my opinion. Nobody, bar the most Championship Manager addicted fan, expects Arsene Wenger to go out and spend what we don't have, only what we can afford, and either we can't afford to spend anything (figures don't back this up however), or we're too reluctant to spend at all. None of us are football managers. None of us have won trophies. Yet many of us share the opinion that the squad has needed improvement in certain areas over the last couple of seasons. Many of us felt that we needed a striker in January, perhaps also a keeper. Do the results suggest that opinion was correct? If so, how can we see it and Arsene, who knows more about football than any of us, not address it? I realise it's not as simple as going to the shops and buying a player but it's not as if Arsene doesn't have the time, the resources, the scouts, the backroom staff, the Chief Executive to do the negotiating, the knowledge and, most importantly, the money. Anyway, I'm rambling without really knowing where this is going. And perhaps going on about what he should have done when there's no chance of doing anything now is pointless. In fact, it is pointless. All we can do now is concentrate on the next game, then the next one. And the one after that. The game against the Mugsmashers tomorrow is so important, and not just because I'm going to watch it in the Mugsmasher's gaff. Arsene meets the press today, we'll get team news for tomorrow and fingers crossed we might have Eduardo back in the squad. He's struggled but at least he is a striker and gives us another option, even if it's just from the bench. What he does about the other problem positions remains to be seen but I'll wait till I hear what he has to say today before I give my opinion on that. In the meantime I'm going to pull the covers back over my head and wait for tomorrow.]]> 1167 2010-02-09 09:00:45 2010-02-09 09:00:45 open open rambling-man publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Liverpool preview - time for Arsenal to react http://arseblog.net/2010/02/10/liverpool-preview-time-for-arsenal-to-react/ Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1164 I don't want to even contemplate defeat to the Mugsmashers tonight. It would be like all of the above with added enjoyment of being digitally violated by Hellboy. So, losing tonight is simply unthinkable. And while we're content to wallow in our own crunchy-nitted misery, it can't be much fun for the players either. They'll know they've failed two rather important tests and the ambitions they have of winning the league are fading fast. They will want to react tonight to stay in touch, just about, with Chelsea and United, but to at least maintain the gap we have over 4th place. We don't have much in the way of the team news, which is a bit depressing, but unsurprising. There's no Eduardo, he might be back for Porto so his 'small, small, small' hamstring problem was a bit more than that. Nicklas Bendtner is considered a bit too unfit to start the game, which again is a disappointment, meaning we'll be trying to out-titch Liverpool up top. It hasn't exactly produced results in the last two games but we've got to hope for third time lucky. In the very cold light of day I suppose you can look back at the Chelsea game and think that both the goals we conceded were preventable. If we had defended better. If we hadn't made stupid decisions and mistakes. I know, if my Aunty had balls, and all that, but that is the truth of it. If it were me picking the team tonight I would inclined to change things around at the back a bit. I wouldn't be surprised to see Eboue start at right back anyway. Sagna is carrying an injury and didn't last the 90 against Chelsea or United. Either way though I think Gael Clichy needs to spend some time on the bench, so with that in mind I'd be inclined to bring in Sol Campbell at centre-half and move either Gallas or Vermaelen to left back. People might think 'But they're so good together! They make a fantastic couple!' but while both have impressed individually at times this season, particulary through their contribution to the goalscoring, it's not as if they've been rock solid as a partnership. Both of them have played at left back before so it wouldn't be asking them to do something new and perhaps the experience, organisation and stature of Campbell might shore things up at the back a bit. The Mugshmashers are coming to the Grove tonight with us clearly in their sights. A few weeks back that was unthinkable which is, you have to say, a sign of how quickly things can change this season. A win for them (no, Hellboy! Noooo!), would leave them just two points behind us. Steven Gerrard says we are a wounded animal. I'm hoping we're one of those wounded animals that is lying pitifully on the road, limp, barely breathing, a trickle of blood coming from its ear and/or nose, and when a kindly motorist stops to offer it help, the animal comes to life and goes 'Raaarrrggghhhh' before eating the most of the motorists face with one savage bite. I'm glad they won at the weekend, the last thing we wanted was them coming to play us on the back of a Merseyside derby defeat, having to react to that. Not that they'll be complacent, they're beginning to find some momentum, it's up to us to stop it. I grow tired of saying we need a big game from Andrei Arshavin, I'm hoping that the Russian will find some kind of form tonight, but if he doesn't somebody else is going to have to step up and find the goals. Just one in our last three Premier League games, Vermaelen's deflected effort against United, and we need to start scoring again. Perhaps it's down to the lack of a striker, but a tetchy Arsene Wenger spoke yesterday in his press conference about this. He said he tried to sign new players (although denied reports about Thomas Sorensen) and looked a bit cross when he insisted our problems in recent games were more 'defensive than offensive'. That is certainly true but defensive mistakes are easier to cope with when you've got more of a threat up the other end of the pitch. Nevertheless, we'll have to take him at his word. He at least tried to sign players. How serious our efforts were nobody but those closest to the action will ever know and enough has been said about it already. He has called for solidarity and we know he'll never criticise in public players who make mistakes. He won't be blind to who made them, and how, so hopefully his team selection tonight will go some way to addressing that. As I said yesterday, a win for us and one or both of the other two slipping up would be the ideal outcome tonight and would make everything a little better. The most important thing though is for us to win, any benefit from the other games is just a bonus, but we have to get ourselves back on track, it's as simple as that. The players need it, the manager needs it, the fans need it, and whichever XI goes out there tonight has to collectively give everything they've got to make sure our season doesn't continue to be bombarded with Wet Wet Fucking Wet. In other news there are all kinds of reports that we have agreed a 5 year pre-contract deal with Marouane Chamakh. I have to say at the moment I'm more than underwhelmed by the news. He's not arriving till next season, if he does come, so there's not much point in talking about him now. It is worth considering though that his arrival would almost certainly mean the end for one of the strikers already at the club. Who that might be remains to be seen but I suspect it'll be one of our left footed players. According to Chairman PHW the board would be more than willing to accomodate a request from the manager to break the 'over 30s rule' and offer William Gallas a two year deal. So far that request has not been forthcoming. Personally, I think Gallas will leave in the summer. I mentioned Arsene's press conference yesterday. It's as irritable and grumpy as I have ever seen him. There was a strange atmosphere, you could sense some of the journalists really wanting to stick him with negative questions about his policies and so on, but they were a mix of too afraid and too respectful to do so. The manager was clearly upset that his post-match comments had been taken out of context, allowing the response from Ballack etc, was often on the defensive, and there was nothing like the usual banter and wit going on. Clearly it is linked to the results of the last few games and the criticisms from far and wide of which I'm sure he's well aware. There's only one way to make that better though, improved results. A win against the 'smashers tonight would make his next press briefing a much more relaxed affair. Here's hoping they're all friends again soon. Come on Arsenal!]]> 1164 2010-02-10 09:00:03 2010-02-10 09:00:03 open open liverpool-preview-time-for-arsenal-to-react publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal 1-0 Mugsmashers : Diaby's header makes for a brighter world http://arseblog.net/2010/02/11/arsenal-1-0-mugsmashers-diabys-header-makes-for-a-brighter-world/ Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1162 Diaby had been about our best player all night and the goal was another sign of how his game has improved in the last few months. He's managed to stay relatively injury free, he's added some real graft to his play and it has paid dividends. That was his 7th goal of the season, a very decent return from a central midfield player, and only one less than Andrei Arshavin. Make of that what you will. We sat back a bit then and invited Liverpool on but frankly, without Fernando Torres, there's not a lot that would scare you in their team. There's always the worry one of Gerrard's dives, which are never spoken about by the commentators, might cause a problem, but not much else. Manuel Almunia did make one excellent fingertip save from Ryan Babel. It clipped off the bar and that was as close as they came all night. There was a late free kick which appeared to strike Cesc on the arm as he jumped in the wall, they wanted a penalty, it would have been well within the bounds of Howard Webb's crapness to give it, but he didn't and blew the final whistle a few moments later. Not a brilliant game, not a bad performance, but three points that were absolutely crucial. Not just because of the results elsewhere either. We needed to show we had what it takes against a big team, and whatever about their struggles this season the 'smashers are still ahead of the likes of Sp*rs, City and Villa for me. Afterwards Arsene said:
    We have shown good togetherness, good discipline as well, and then we got that little goal which makes a massive result for us tonight. Nobody realises what it is to play Man United, Chelsea and Liverpool on the trot. Physically and mentally it is very demanding, especially with two massive disappointments. It shows the team is solid, mentally strong and determined.
    And the other results mean we're back in the title race. 5 points behind United, 6 behind Chelsea, and the fixtures mean that it's inevitable they'll drop further points. It also means we're going to have to be nigh on flawless for the rest of the season but it's a much happier position to be in than it might have been this morning. Credit to the players, it must be difficult to lose two games they way they did and then face a team like Liverpool. With more or less a week off now until we play Porto there's plenty of time to compose ourselves and get prepared for the rest of this rather incredible league season. There were a couple of injuries. A hamstring problem for Arshavin and Nasri felt unwell after a bang to the head but hopefully nothing too serious and we won't worry about them for the moment. Now, you might have noticed I have not mentioned any of the Cesc stories that have been flying around since we lost two games and it has become easier for the fiction to become fact. The captain was asked last night about a supposed 'verbal agreement' which was reported yesterday. Barcelona somewhat perfidiously denied it but Cesc told Sky last night:
    They denied it. I denied. I just want to focus on Arsenal. I think Arsenal Football Club is above everything, above every single player in its history, and the fans, the club and myself, we deserve a little bit more respect.
    It hasn't stopped the stuff appearing this morning. There's more from the insufferable Xavi about Cesc's Barcelona DNA but every time they come out with this stuff, Cesc shoots it down. And that should be enough, at least for Arsenal fans. I don't expect anything from the mainstream press who have to sell papers and what have you, but when you see Arsenal blogs run 'Cesc makes verbal agreement with Barcelona' stories just so they can rack up a few hits from NewsNow, it's a bit pathetic. They either have no understanding of the game that's being played by the Spaniards or they just don't care and are happy to perpetuate the lies and bullshit. Either way, since NewsNow took Rocky's brilliant idea of being able to hide specific sites, it's easy to deal with. And that, my three points enjoying friends, is just about that. The gloom has lifted, thankfully, and we can all go back to being as confused as can be about this team and it's uncanny ability to stay in the title race this season. Now, where did I leave that bucket of babies? Till tomorrow.]]>
    1162 2010-02-11 09:00:00 2010-02-11 09:00:00 open open arsenal-1-0-mugsmashers-diabys-header-makes-for-a-brighter-world publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    More injuries - Almunia + Arsecast 150 http://arseblog.net/2010/02/12/more-injuries-almunia-arsecast-150/ Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:09:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1159 injury news might not be as bad as it would be normally. Alex Song has hurt his medial knee ligaments while Andrei Arshavin has a bit of hamstring problem. There's no timeframe been put on either of them just yet but you can only imagine they're both out until mid-2015. More on those as and when but we really can't afford to lose either of them for any length of time. Song has been a revelation this season, Arshavin more a frustration as he has failed to deliver in big games over the crucial period, but to keep things going we need as many fit and healthy first teamers as possible. Manuel Almunia has been doing some talking. Firstly about the dressing room meeting that saw some of the elder statesmen have their say. According to the keeper:
    When I was younger, the most experienced player would tell me about things sometimes. I was talking to William, Sol Campbell and the others - everyone was helping each other and it is a good attitude in the dressing room. We talked more with the players individually because they are young. They are mature but they need to be told things clearly.
    Gallas, I can understand. Campbell too, to a certain extent. I can't really imagine Almunia, given the form he's been in, having a great deal to say in that meeting. "Concentrate lads ... don't just boot it up in the air wildly when given an easy back pass to deal with, certainly don't play it straight to an opposition forward and ... erm ... I'll shut up now. Over to you, Sol!" Still, whatever kind of meeting they had before the Liverpool game it worked. We weren't so much good ourselves as less crap than Liverpool but I'm not complaining. Three points are three points, no matter how you get them. Almunia, at least, is somewhat realistic, saying of our title chances:
    If we are still in the title race it is because the other teams didn’t win. We will be back in the race if if we win three or four games in a row. We saw the results and it is one more positive for us. We accept all the criticism. Arsenal is a big club and we deserve to be criticised because we have been playing for many years without fighting for the title. Critics are good sometimes and we accept them.
    With Andrei Arshavin echoing my thoughts that we're going to have to win almost every league game between now and the end of the season the size of the task ahead of us is a bit daunting. All the same, it's better to have that kind of challenge in front of us than simply winning enough points to stay in third position. Interesting though to note that the team are willing to accept criticism as part and parcel of life as a footballer and as one at a big club where expectations are high. The Arsenal blogosphere is so large and varied that there are sites which operate at the ridiculously critical end of things, and those for whom criticism of any kind, no matter how well measured or constructive, is a no-no. If the team are realistic enough to accept it, then perhaps they ought to as well. Almunia goes on to talk about Cesc and suggests Barcelona 'talk too much'. And on that I don't think the Spaniard would have anyone who would disagree with him. Again, I'm not getting involved in any more of it until the onslaught closer to the summer, when they really crank up their campaign, at which point it will become impossible to ignore. Cheers to the lads from the Facebook Arsenal group for linking to Arseblog yesterday. It provided some wonderful comedy moments in the comments as people who hadn't heard of the site before reacted to the name. My favourite:
    yes arseblog... worst name ever may as well called it analblog
    Classic. You can read more here, if Facebook is your thing. Now, on to this week's Arsecast which happens to be episode 150, which is some kind of landmark in the podcasting world, I'm sure. I'd love to tell you which special guest graces the airwaves, so to speak, but that would quite ruin the surprise (which isn't much of a surprise at all, really). There's just a lot of waffle this week, obviously some talk of the Chelsea and Liverpool games, and the usual bits and pieces including Andrei Arshavin, AWH and some vintage news. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that'll be about that for this particular Friday. Have yourselves a good one. More tomorrow as we try and muddle through an Arsenal free weekend.]]>
    1159 2010-02-12 09:09:09 2010-02-12 09:09:09 open open more-injuries-almunia-arsecast-150 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Strange boxes, unhappy Arsecast star and more http://arseblog.net/2010/02/13/strange-boxes-unhappy-arsecast-star-and-more/ Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:00:23 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1157 The Mirror is reporting that Sylvester is set to leave this summer and is upset at not being part of the squad at the moment. The article claims he 'lost his temper' in front of teammates after being left out of the squad for the Liverpool game and feels that he was led up the garden path a bit thinking he was a valuable member of the squad when PSG were interested in him in January. The simple fact is that we couldn't possibly have let him go now having already allowed Senderos to join Everton. I can understand his frustration, to be fair, it's horrible for any player when they don't play, but I've always thought his signing was rather an odd one. He could have gone somewhere and played every week but chose Arsenal. I suppose if you asked any player would they rather go to Sunderland or Arsenal they'd choose Arsenal, for all the many and varied reasons which we need not go into, but from a football point of view perhaps he might have been better off going somewhere else. The arrival of Sol Campbell has pushed him further down the pecking order and his departure in the summer seems inevitable. I will be gutted, if only for selfish, Arsecast producing reasons. I do hope, with possibly three central defenders on the way in the summer, Arsene is looking around for replacements. I might even send a CV and a spliced up YouTube vid. I  mean, if Sylvester can get a two year gig ... The Sun says Marouane Chamakh has turned down a bigger offer from Liverpool to sign for us. The player said he'd been talking to us, the 'smashers and Sp*rs, and hadn't made a decision yet, but I think you'd get very long odds on him signing elsewhere at this stage. One thing I would say though, after all the talk about him, nearly signing him last summer and all that, when he does arrived he'd better be fucking brilliant. Or else. Andrei Arshavin is out of the trip to Porto next week. He revealed his injury news to his official site, saying:
    I'm going to lose two weeks in the future with my muscle problem, but hope to return after leading the program more successful in the gate of Arsenal with much to brown in the sense of the championship after the good to football.
    I do like a player who keeps us so well and truly up to date. Perhaps a couple of weeks off might not be the worst thing in the world. He might find his form again. If I were him I'd check in his car. People leave all kinds of stuff in them, you know. Liam Brady has stepped down as assistant manager of the Republic of Ireland football team to concentrate on his work at Arsenal. Perhaps he should introduce an 'old banger' rule which states that no reserve team player, no matter how highly thought of, is allowed drive a £100,000 Mercedes McLaren car and instead must make their way around town in a 93 Mini Metro until they've established themselves as a decent member of the first team squad. That's what I'd so. As well as banning chewing gum and making them all call me 'Sir' before genuflecting as I passed by. I'm a hard taskmaster, let me tell you. Right then, that's about that. Have yourselves as good an Arsenal free Saturday as it's possible to have. More tomorrow.]]>
    1157 2010-02-13 09:00:23 2010-02-13 09:00:23 open open strange-boxes-unhappy-arsecast-star-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/02/14/sunday-round-up-31/ Sun, 14 Feb 2010 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1155 Eduardo talks to the Telegraph about his season, his injury interrupted season, but says he has real faith in this squad:
    The hardest thing will be to keep this group together because as the players flourish and improve, other clubs are going to try and take them. But if we stay together for the next four or five years, and I say this with my heart, we can rule England and Europe.
    Strong words indeed. Watching Eduardo this season has been a bit sad. He's clearly struggled with form, confidence and the litany of little niggles he's picked up. I don't subscribe to the theory that he's finished or he'll never be the same player again. I think he's determined enough and talented enough to become a regular goalscorer for us again. Hopefully he can do that before the season is out. Arsene Wenger on Abou Diaby:
    Diaby for me is the player who is going step-by-step higher and standing really as a strong player. He missed a complete year with his ankle injury and since he came back last year he was out a lot but this year in central midfield he has really stepped up and improved tremendously. He has become a very strong player.
    There's no doubt he's really improved this season, more accurately in the last 3 months when his performances have been much more dynamic than we had become used to. His goalscoring is excellent, physically he brings a lot to a team which is quite small in general, and when you consider he doesn't turn 24 until May his best years are certainly ahead of him. If he can stay out of the treatment room long enough. And then there's Robin van Persie who says he turned down Chelsea and Man City to sign a new deal at Arsenal but goes on to talk about his injuries:
    When you look at great players, they are always fit, always sharp. When you play 50 games a season, you can score more goals and get more assists, so it follows that you are more important to the team. Everything starts with your fitness and some players are lucky like that. I hate it but I can't do anything about it because this is my situation.
    I've always said he's been desperately unlucky with injury. He has never been a Michael Owen, suffering from dodgy hamstrings or whatever, he's suffered serious injury through accidents. A twisted knee landing awkwardly on international duty, a broken metatarsal after scoring against Man United, his latest ankle problem after a tackle in an international friendly. If we're frustrated as fans he must be gutted. Nevertheless, the consistency of the injuries becomes a worry. If a player spends 50% of every season out injured then you have to count on him spending 50% of the next season out injured and anything more than that is a bonus. I think there's a really brilliant player in van Persie waiting to get out ... if the injuries allow. Fingers crossed. The People says we tried to sign Louis Saha on deadline day and goes on to talk about Marouane Chamakh who has, apparently, gotten involved in local politics in the Bordeaux area and will stand in local elections next month. Some politician guy says:
    Marouane Chamakh has not just been made to score goals - he has things to say as well. He had hesitated to launch out into politics because he is going over to play football in England. He won't be the first person to work away from his constituency if he is elected. He is a bloody clever guy.
    Chamakh Obama? Yes we can! That aside there's not a lot happening. Have yourselves a nice relaxing Sunday. It's bacon time here.]]>
    1155 2010-02-14 09:00:31 2010-02-14 09:00:31 open open sunday-round-up-31 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    We can be (super)heroes, just for one day ... http://arseblog.net/2010/02/15/we-can-be-superheroes-just-for-one-day/ Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:00:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1153 Talking Guy - "Number 27 Supermaaaaan..." Crowd - "Ebooooouuuueeeee!" Talking Guy - "Number 12 Wolverinita ...." Crowd - "Veeellllaaaaa!" Then he could go and spoil all the fantastic superhero based build-up, which has rattled the opposition to their very core, by playing that fucking Elvis song. The opposition are no longer scared as they now picture the Arsenal players in their cardigans, like 11 Val Doonicans, rummaging in their pockets for a Werther's Original which won't stick to their dentures. I know RedAction and those chaps have been trying to do something about that song but when are we going to get rid of it? We need a superhero DJ to storm the box one day and lash on something good. Speaking of atmospheres at the the Grove and all that, I'm sure loads of you have seen this video already but 'A night at the Emirates' is about the most gorgeous Arsenal video I've ever seen on YouTube. I know the competition isn't up to much, usually pixelated clips of Arsenal goals set to a thudding German trance remix of a 60s song, but this is a thing of beauty. Enjoy and a serious doff of the cap to the man who made it. Great work. Chamakh Obama scored for Bordeaux last night. A fairly bog standard header from a free kick but it's no bad thing to have someone else who can score goals like that. I believe after he scored he took a moment to draft new legislation regarding the protection of wild lesbian otters who dwell in the Garonne river. What a man. Seeing as it's a bit vidtastic this morning, here's a feature on young keeper Wojciech Szczesny who is enjoying a good loan spell at Brentford. Here's there until the end of the season but if he keeps playing the way he is then he's going to give the manager something to think about before he decides not to think about it and gives Almunia a new 10 year contract. Not much else going on really. There'll be a press conference tomorrow when we should get all the team news before Wednesday's game against Porto. Ideally we'll have Eduardo back and Alex Song's knee injury will have turned out to be little more than a small irritation. The lads should be in good shape though, having had plenty of recuperation time from that run of fixtures which, if it was draining for fans, had to be draining for the players. A time to regroup and focus again ahead of what is going to be a tricky tie. Hopefully more actual news tomorrow. It does make my life so much easier. Have a good one.]]> 1153 2010-02-15 09:00:47 2010-02-15 09:00:47 open open we-can-be-superheroes-just-for-one-day publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug However, it is not like a panther with a ukelele http://arseblog.net/2010/02/16/however-it-is-not-like-a-panther-with-a-ukelele/ Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:09:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1151 the Belgian said:
    It turned out that I could play against Manchester United, but after that game I had some more problems, so I went for another scan. We could see then that there was a big bruise on the bone, and that's all - so it is painful but that can be controlled with medicine and when it is not broken, you can't do too much wrong. It is not a big problem to play - yes it is still there and will take some time to go away, but it is not dangerous.
    "What? That? Flesh wound! Don't worry about it". "But your arm has been reefed off by a gibbon in a banjo frenzy". "I said don't worry about, now let me take this throw!" Gotta love players who realise pain is part of the game. You suspect there are some for whom a slightly dicky stomach equals a couple of weeks off but not Vermaelen. The other week watching the Chelsea game, when Malouda stuck the head on him, the cheer in the pub when the camera showed the Chelsea man bleeding like the brittle-skinned weakling he is while Vermaelen had not a scratch on him was fantastic. He says the team will 'battle' till the end of the season and you know he means it literally. We should have Eduardo back in action tomorrow night, there's definitely no Arshavin, and there'll be a fuller preview of the Porto game tomorrow. A few other little snippets. The club have frozen ticket prices for next season. Ivan Gazidis says:
    We strongly believe the right course of action is to freeze the cost of match tickets and season tickets for the forthcoming season. We are mindful that the current financial climate is difficult and our decision to maintain the current pricing structure reflects that.
    Good news. Dennis Bergkamp has completed his coaching badges which makes me a little moist as I think about him coaching Arsenal players at some point in the future. Of course he can never be a manager, what with the flying thing, but any Arsenal supporting scientists ought to see this is a chance to contribute something to the game and to the club they love. Forget about curing diseases, making SuperCorn or any of that boring stuff - they need to invent teleportation which would allow Dennis to do the job as manager of Arsenal. It would also be hugely beneficial to the human race as a whole but they come a distant second. We beat Chelsea at last! The reserves hammered them 2-1 last night, goals from Sunu and Freeman doing the business. I notice Arsenal had a sub called Roarie Deacon. I hope his nickname is Joey. It would be criminal if not. And there you go. Thankfully tomorrow we'll have a whole pile of stuff to talk about and a match to look forward to. As an aside, does anyone know why the Champions League fixtures are broken up over separate weeks this season? I'm assuming it's just another stupid idea by Platini to increase coverage and advertising but is there another reason? As for this idea that the Premier League plans a play-off for the final CL position, pfff, worst idea since Mrs Collins told Mr Collins to 'go bareback' in 1950. Sadly the coming was not in the air that night. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1151 2010-02-16 09:09:04 2010-02-16 09:09:04 open open however-it-is-not-like-a-panther-with-a-ukelele publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Porto preview - time for a European clean sheet http://arseblog.net/2010/02/17/porto-preview-time-for-a-european-clean-sheet/ Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:02:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1148 injury news yesterday makes this an even more difficult task. We've gone to Portugal with no Gallas, Song, Eduardo, Almunia or Arshavin. It means, I suppose, that Sol Campbell will come in for Gallas, Denilson for Song and Fabianski for Almunia. I wouldn't really have any worries about Sol, I hope Denilson can find some form and Fabianski for Almunia is, at this moment in time, like the classic poo sandwich/bowl of sick dilemma. The Pole didn't take his chance in the FA Cup game against Stoke, he needs a decent performance tonight. The absence of Eduardo is a shame though. His season goes from worse to worser and it does leave us somewhat light up top even though Carlos Vela does return to the squad after an infected sombrero. I suspect we'll line up something like: Fabianski - Sagna - Campbell - Vermaelen - Clichy - Denilson - Cesc - Diaby - Nasri - Bendnter - Walcott So a much more makeshift team than we would have liked and the manager is under no illusions as to what's required:
    We need to be special. We need to dig deep. You cannot go to Porto, who have played 10 consecutive years in the Champions League, and turn up with an average game. The difference will be mental. We also need to be defensively solid but not cautious; that means when you have the ball you have to play. We want a good result that keeps us in the tie.
    I don't think any of the injuries have left us that short really. We have a squad that should be able to cope and Wenger was keen to back the players, in particular the goalkeeper:
    He has exceptional talent, he's a very intelligent goalkeeper and he will have learned. Don't forget that one of the greatest goalkeepers ever in England, David Seaman, made mistakes at 22 or 23.
    Rather a generous comparison at this moment in time, you have to say, but hopefully he can put in the kind of performance that repays the manager's faith. Up front we're looking for Nicklas Bendnter to lead the line and, ultimately, score goals. Arsene has backed him too, saying:
    He is the best age now for a striker, at 22 you have to start to play at the top level but I would remind you that Thierry Henry arrived here at the age of 23.
    The manager is clearly urging a bit of patience here. I'm surprised he didn't roll out the 'Didier Drogba was playing in France's 2nd division at 24' line. The unfortunate thing for Bendtner is that he's about our only fit striker now and there's a level of responsibility that goes with that. Maybe you don't want to give it to a 22 year old, only just returning from injury himself, but he doesn't have any other option right now. Nick has stated more than once he just wants the chance to show what he can do in the central striking position, here's that chance, sir. You do feel we need to score out there, a draw wouldn't be a bad result with an away goal or two under our belts. We've conceded in every European away game this season apart from the first leg of the playoff game against Celtic so we need to tighten up. The manager has called for the team to revive the spirit of the 06 run where we were so defensively solid, strangely enough with a back four that wouldn't have been close to first choice. Martin Keown has no worries about Sol Campbell, saying:
    I think it was a really good move to bring him back. You need that sprinkling of experience in the dressing room. He also provides a lot of power on the pitch and gives something extra. He hasn't figured for the last couple of games but he has been around long enough to know what will be required of him.
    It was interesting to hear that Arsene wasn't keen on playing Sylvester alongside Vermaelen because it would mean two left footed centre-halves. Leaving aside the obvious about Sylvester, why is playing two left footed players any different from playing two right footed players? Most central defensive partnerships the world over are two right footed players. Yet conventional wisdom says you can't play two lefties together. Odd. Anyway, despite the injuries and long-term absentees, I reckon we've got enough to go there and win tonight. Looking forward to this one. And if you're around London and want somewhere go watch it with other Arsenal fans there's a screening in O2 Academy Islington. Details on the Online Gooner. In other news the manager has reacted to the proposal to have a playoff for the final Champions League spot. As expected he's against it, what's interesting is that Everton manager David Moyes is also a critic, especially as his club are one that would probably benefit the most from it. And this tickled me on Andrei Arshavin's official website. Someone sent him a list of things that he had either done or not done in his life. Andrei was to place a + sign beside the ones he had done, a - beside those he hadn't. Examples include: 72. Got offended and stopped talking to anybody for a day. + 64. Climbed a tree. + 49. Spent your last internet time on reading blogs. -- The last one is a classic though: 100. Died ... -- Brilliant. Imagine going to all the trouble of making up 99 inane questions to ask a footballer then puzzling over the last one. "Hmmmm, I better cover all my bases here!". Classic. Anyway, that's about that. Here's to a good one tonight. Come on Arsenal.]]>
    1148 2010-02-17 09:02:15 2010-02-17 09:02:15 open open porto-preview-time-for-a-european-clean-sheet publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Porto 2-1 Arsenal : Fabianski's nightmare http://arseblog.net/2010/02/18/porto-2-1-arsenal-fabianskis-nightmare/ Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1145 Sadly the young Pole left the manager with a rather large helping of egg on his face. In the cold light of day I feel sorry for him, to do what he did last night might well have scuppered his Arsenal career, but he had an absolute shocker. There's no two ways about it, it was one of the most calamitous, disastrous goalkeeping performances I have ever seen. Porto's first goal came in the 11th minute and it was a gift. Yes, Gael Clichy might have done better out on the left (seems an all too familiar refrain that), but Varela's cross was bread and butter stuff for any goalkeeper. Somehow Fabianski contrived to chuck it into his own net. Sunday League players would hold their heads in despair if their 51 year old, hungover, half blind, somewhat lame and one armed keeper did that. For a professional at a club like Arsenal playing the Champions League it's simply not good enough. To be fair to the team we rallied in the first half and I thought we came back into it well. Porto had started brightly, Sol Campbell forced into a desperate but brilliant tackle in the first minute, and Hulk fired one just wide after we got cut open down our left hand side. They looked dangerous but we survived and got going. Nasri had an effort and when a Bendtner shot deflected just wide we equalised from the corner. Cesc took it, it was flicked on to the back post where Rosicky headed it back across goal and Sol Campbell was standing unmarked inside the 6 yard box to head home. His last Arsenal goal was in the Champions League final. Some might say it's not good luck when he scores in Europe but that away goal is going to be vital, I'm sure of it. We looked better for the goal. Rosicky forced a decent save from the keeper and Bendtner's header was looping in until last minute fingertips put it over the bar. I felt at half time that we'd weathered the storm and we could certainly take the game to them in the second half. And initially we did. I thought we were very much on the front foot and then the referee, who was rubbish all night it has to be said, made his first really bad decision. Arsenal should have had a penalty when Tomas Rosicky was fouled in the box, instead Martin Hannson waved play on. It was to be costly. As the ball went up the other end Sol Campbell was shepherding the ball back to the keeper but got a touch. I'm not entirely sure it was accidental but either way Fabianski should have just put his foot through it. Inexplicably he picked it up. He handed the ball to the referee who put it on the ground, Porto took it, the ref signalled that the free kick was to be taken after they had taken it, stood in Sol Campbell's way as he did so, and Porto had the easiest of finishes to make it 2-1. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it before. Arsene was furious afterwards saying the ref had made a 'massive mistake' and while you can certainly criticise him for the way he got in the way and the way he signalled the free kick, the massive mistake was Fabianski's. Quite what he was thinking when he picked it up I don't think we'll ever know. I don't really blame him for giving the ball back to the ref when he asked for it and there is a measure of blame to be apportioned to the defence who switched off. Going back to Sunday league football the first thing you hear when you have a free kick against you is 'Stand in front of it!'. You don't allow them to take it quickly whether it's 50 yards out or inside the penalty area. So from that point of view we could have done better defensively but it all comes back to the keeper. If he hadn't picked it up it wouldn't have been an issue. As I said, I feel sorry for him. The last thing any of us wants is to see an Arsenal player make mistakes like that but it's quite clear that Fabianski was the root cause of Porto's two goals last night and his reputation, which wasn't brilliant to start with, has taken a right battering. We had hoped he might show that he has what it takes to be Arsenal's number 1, he had a great chance to show he's up to the job, and he failed miserably. The bottom line for me is that he is error prone and not only does he cost us goals, he costs us games. His appearances have been few and far between but when you think of him you think of the Chelsea FA Cup semi-final, the Stoke game where he was poor for their first goal, and last night which proved that he is just not up to the task. I might qualify that with 'at the moment' but how many chances can you give a keeper who consistently makes high profile mistakes? To be fair to him he did have some good moments, made a couple of decent saves, but nothing you wouldn't expect any keeper at a top flight club to make. The errors are what people will remember and the errors are what cost Arsenal last night's match. The more this season progresses the more obvious it is that the goalkeeping situation at the club needs to be sorted once and for all. There is only one way to do this - and that is for the manager to go out and the spend the kind of money that will bring a top class keeper to this club. We're expecting Porsche performances from Skodas at the moment, no wonder we're constantly disappointed. After the second goal I thought we struggled. From a position where I thought we could go on and win it we just never got going again. The ref has to take his share of the blame, had he awarded the penalty it would obviously have been much different, but Porto played very defensively, looking to catch us on the break. Individual performances I won't go into only to mention their rather obvious and deliberate tactic of kicking Cesc out of the game. It worked, for the most part, but what was most disappointing to me was that none of our other players took it upon themselves to protect the captain or at least give them a bit back. Maybe it's a measure of the characters in the side that this wouldn't occur to them but he was deliberately targetted and we did little to help him. Afterwards a visibly upset Cesc was critical of the goals we conceded and the way the team failed to react:
    Schoolboy’s goal, what can you do? Nothing, nothing to complain. After the second goal we went down, maybe we are still a little bit soft in that aspect as a team when we concede a goal maybe sometimes we are not strong enough to lift ourselves up. That’s what happened really, we were not strong enough to stand up and play well but until the second goal I think we were having a very good game.
    And I couldn't argue with a word of that. While Arsene Wenger has rightly enough refused to publicly criticise Fabianski the captain's words are harsh but honest. And the observation that we weren't strong enough to 'lift ourselves up' is far more damning. And perhaps it hints a little at what I said, we allowed them to kick our captain all night long without standing up to that kind of treatment. Ultimately though, with so many injuries it was more a lack of quality that prevented us from getting back into the game. Trying to break down a Porto side that had gone into a defensive/counter attacking shell would always be tough but too many of the individual performances fell short of what we needed to do that. Nevertheless, before we wallow in the gloom, I don't think this tie is over by any means. Last night was horrible and hugely disappointing but I don't see any reason why we can't do them at the Grove. We beat them 4-0 on their last visit and although that scoreline is unlikely again, I think we can win and progress. Obviously we need to play better, obviously we need to cut out the individual mistakes which have been so costly this season, but I don't see Porto's lead as insurmountable at all. What we've got to do is pick ourselves up and get ready for Saturday. There is simply no time for feeling sorry for ourselves. Last night was a blow but not a fatal one. We cannot allow heads to drop like they did last night. As Amy Lawrence points out after the second goal 'Concentration popped. Self-pity ruled'. Heads have to be lifted, Sunderland must feel the backlash and we have to get some momentum going before what is going to be a massive second leg in a couple of weeks time. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1145 2010-02-18 09:00:38 2010-02-18 09:00:38 open open porto-2-1-arsenal-fabianskis-nightmare publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Individual errors Arsenal's biggest flaw + Arsecast 151 http://arseblog.net/2010/02/19/individual-errors-arsenals-biggest-flaw-arsecast-151/ Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1142 injury team news for tomorrow and while we might see Almunia back, playing through the pain apparently, and Song too, we've got nobody else returning and we've lost Abou Diaby with a medial knee ligament problem. If it wasn't so completely unfunny it'd be funny. I've never known anything like the series of injuries this team has suffered this year and the club really have to get to the bottom of it and solve it as soon as possible. If that means he has to cut his losses with some players who can't ever stay fit for more than a couple of games at a time then so be it. Cesc has backed Lukasz Fabianski saying the Pole needs the support of his teammates, and that's the way it should be. Amy Lawrence writes about the hapless keeper in the Guardian today and wonders if there's something in the training regime, or something lacking in the training regime, that might explain the skittish, nervous nature of our goalkeepers. I'm told that in training Fabianski is the absolute model of the calm, assured goalkeeper, with outstanding reflexes and reaction times. It's a different Fabianski who takes to the pitch for Arsenal which obviously calls into question his temperament. There have been plenty of players in the past who are fine talents but unable to cope with the pressure or expectation once they pull on the shirt. Sadly it appears Fabianski is one of those. Amy's point about the coaching is a good one though. Is it a coincidence that all our keeper seem to have the same faults? I vaguely remember Gerry Peyton from his playing days, I think I saw him once at Wembley as Kevin Keegan scored two goals against Ireland (might have been the other fella though), so I can't say if he was similar. A decent shot-stopper but a poor communicator who was unable to dominate his area. It might explain a lot if he was. It was interesting to hear Cesc talk about what we most need to improve on though. He said:
    Sometimes we make mistakes that at the top level you pay for. It happened against Chelsea and Man United and now again [in Porto], so I think we have to try to find the solution to these ­problems because it is costing us many, many things. The other top teams don't make these mistakes as often as we do.
    And he's right. I've looked at all the goals we've conceded this season and the number of individual errors or poor pieces of play are staggering. And when I talk about a poor piece of play I mean something that could have prevented the goals. Examples: Denilson v Stoke when he gave up chasing Sidibe, Denilson v United when he was unaware of Rooney, Traore v Stoke where he saw the attacker but for some reason gave up chasing him back, Mannone's errors v West Ham and Birmingham, Almunia errors v Portsmouth, Man City and Liverpool, collectively the two goals against Everton, Diaby's OG against United, Clichy's hacked clearance which led to Bolton's first, Clichy's nightmare performance at Man City, and the list goes on and on. Out of all the goals we've conceded this season, I reckon at least 25 of them are down to individual errors or passages of play that should have been relatively simple to prevent. I say simple in that they required a bit of hard work or awareness, or both, but nothing you wouldn't expect from any professional football team, especially one with lofty ambitions like we have. There is a defensive malaise running through this team that is costing us dearly and will continue to hinder any chances we have of winning trophies until something is done about it. That is a huge percentage of the goals we have conceded and while we have to accept a certain amount of fallibility with our players, they're human after all, it is too much. It's too easy to say sign new players (although I think a new goalkeeper would be a big help). While that might have some impact the bottom line is that collectively this team is not organised enough, not put through enough defensive drills, not aware of their own jobs on the pitch and when you add to that certain players who aren't willing to put in the leg work which is so crucial then it's no wonder we concede too many goals. There are decent individual players at Arsenal, certainly more than enough to put out a good team every week despite injuries. The problem, as far as I can see it, is that lack of cohesion and organisation. And maybe Amy's point about the coaching of the goalkeeping goes for the outfield players too. Maybe that is what needs to change above all else because a new signing or two will only suffer the same way when those around them continue to make elementary mistakes. Arsene is a man who loves stats, this one can't surely have escaped him. Yet until he does something about it, until he addresses what is a very basic flaw in the set up of his team, I fear we'll continue to lose and draw games that we shouldn't. Anyway, I'll stick that list up in another blog when I've got it organised better. It's a scabby old text document at the moment and I'm not feeling well enough to sort it today. Arsene's press conference takes place this morning so when previewing the Sunderland game tomorrow we'll have all the team news and the feedback from that. Now, onto this week's Arsecast. I'm joined by the Man from East Lower to talk about all the football stuff, naturally enough there's chat about Fabianski and the never ending injuries, amongst other things. Sylvester's in there, we go behind the scenes at the Arsenal School of Goalkeeping and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right, time for some dry toast or something. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1142 2010-02-19 09:00:51 2010-02-19 09:00:51 open open individual-errors-arsenals-biggest-flaw-arsecast-151 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Sunderland preview - it's Question Time http://arseblog.net/2010/02/20/sunderland-preview-its-question-time/ Sat, 20 Feb 2010 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1140 He said:
    I believe he is incompetent or dishonest, so I prefer to believe he is not competent.
    He then listed the five technical errors that the referee made but to be perfectly honest with you I could not care less about the referee. We're already in a situation where refs, both domestically and in Europe, are so opposed to giving Arsenal a penalty that if one of our lads was clean through on goal, hauled down by the last man who then stood over him and pissed on his head before hacking both his legs off with a rusty cutlass they'd still wave play on. I can't imagine they'll be in any way inclined to change their stance now. And the bottom line for me is this - is Fabianski hadn't picked up that ball then none of it would have happened. I can't imagine Arsene would be complaining much if we had done what Porto had done and it all smacks of deflection tactics and sour grapes at this stage. The game is over, the decisions are made and lambasting a ref like that is counter productive, in my opinion. And if he's really concerned about technical mistakes he'd probably be better off looking at his players rather than a referee he's unlikely to encounter again this season. Unsurprisingly he has given his backing to Lukasz Fabianski and says he believes in the goalkeepers he has. Which I don't really have any problem with. There's nothing he can do to about the situation now and to come out and be critical of them when he's got to rely on them for the rest of the season wouldn't do anybody any good. What is clear to me though is that Arsenal's scouts should be out now identifying the signing that must be made this summer. We need a number 1, a proper number 1, not the motley collection of number 2s we have right now (pun very much intended). There was a load of other stuff about the CL playoff and the state of things at Portsmouth but I couldn't give a fish's tit about either of those things this morning. AW also spoke about Cesc and the pressure he's under, saying:
    He's under a lot of pressure, a lot of responsibilities, for such a young boy. He is 22, people forget that, and has a huge weight on his shoulders. I personally believe he handles that tremendously well.
    The captain took it upon himself to speak to fans over the plane's intercom on the way back from Porto in midweek. There's no doubt he's crucial to this team and he's had a quiet few games in recent weeks. I'm not even going to go down the Barcelona road, the stories are tiresome and to be honest the idea that Cesc would immediately change his mind about Arsenal because of a European defeat is insulting to anyone with a brain and to Cesc himself. The mindless pundits that go on and on and on about it are fucking witless. I heard Tony Cascarino talking on the radio last night as I was driving to football and he made me want to run people over. I mean, how seriously are we supposed to take somebody who says 'Arsenal need a better goalkeeper than Faberaski'? If you don't have the intelligence to know a player's name why should we listen to anything else you say? Dick. Anyway, I'm straying from the point. I'm sure Cesc is under pressure, he's the focal point of the team, its best player, but you know what? He could use some fucking help. He could do with one or two or three of those around him stepping up and taking some responsibility themselves. £13m Nasri could do more, Denilson could do a lot more, Arshavin has done little, Rosicky tries and was wrongly taken off in midweek, but while it's great to have a player like Cesc it seems too many of our players expect him to do it on his own. It doesn't work like that and they need to sort it out. Ahead of today's game the manager has got some decisions to make. With Gallas out for a couple of weeks can he expect Sol Campbell to do another 90 minutes? Is he comfortable playing Sylvester if not? If Song is back might he play him at centre-half and draft Ramsey into midfield? Personally I'd be playing the Welshy today. I'd sit Denilson on the bench and ask him to watch the young man's energy and committment. Will Almunia be fit? I suspect so. Despite his public backing of Fabianski he's surely got to have some reservations about picking him, not just based on last night but on his performances in general. Where will the goals come from? Can Bendtner find his shooting boots? Can Walcott find someone's shooting boots? Will Carlos Vela ever make an impact from the bench? Can they bounce back from midweek defeat or will there be the all too familar European hangover? There are a lot of questions being asked of this Arsenal team today and we have to hope they're up to the task. Today is the first of a series of fixtures which are, on paper at least, very winnable. Sunderland, Stoke, Burnley, West Ham, Birmingham, Wolves. A nice run of games which, if we have any real title ambition, we have to win. Today would be a good start to get things going again. Sunderland are in the doldrums right now, they haven't won a game in the league since they beat us earlier in the season. We have to take advantage of that. We have to show that we're a team, that we can react when the chips are down, and that we still want to achieve something this season. I'd take a scabby 1-0 but I would love to see us really stick it to Sunderland today. Not specifically because it's them but because it'd show that this team is focussed again and because I'd like Match of the Day and the Sunday papers to be something to look forward to rather than something to be avoided like a leper with the plague in a Sp*rs shirt. COME ON ARSENAL!]]>
    1140 2010-02-20 09:00:03 2010-02-20 09:00:03 open open sunderland-preview-its-question-time publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland : Vague thoughts + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/02/21/arsenal-2-0-sunderland-vague-thoughts-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 21 Feb 2010 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1137 Emmanuel Adebayor. I don't really feel like I can go into invididual performances but Nicklas Bendtner will be happy with his goal. I suppose the longer he went without one the more pressure he'd be under. It was good to see Ramsey start ahead of Denilson. Whether the manager took form or fitness into account we don't know but I like the young man and I think the more he plays the better he gets. There's definite progress which isn't the case with the Brazilian at the moment. Overall it was a nervy performance but then that's hardly a surprise given the midweek result and how important three points were - especially when by the time we'd kicked off United had lost 3-1 to Everton. It was too much to expect Wolves to do the same to Chelsea but nevermind. Speaking of Wolves for a sec, did anyone see yer man Halford's long throw? Holy crap. It's like Delap but somehow he manages to put spin on the ball and it curves through the air for miles. As we have to face Stoke next weekend and Wolves in a couple of weeks time we'd want to get practising defending those. Mental. Anyway, my original point is that while the performance might not have been much to write home about the three points were by far and away the most important thing. Afterwards the manager said:
    I believe that the team is focussed, wants to do well and responded well today to the disappointment of Wednesday night. That is all you can ask. I am very happy with the players.
    He also spoke positively about Eboue, Walcott and, rather oddly, Carlos Vela, who was on the bench but not considered because he was injured. He's a Mexican mystery, that lad. Still, with a good week to prepare for what is going to be a tricky visit to Stoke, we find ourselves somewhat back on track and three points better off. Can't argue with that. In a quick round-up of some of the Sunday stories, Thomas Vermaelen says Arsenal's Champions League dreams are not over. The away goal in Porto and Arsenal's spirit are what will get us through, he reckons. The News of the World reckons we're willing to cash in on Gael Clichy this summer. Last year that would have been unthinkable, unfortunately Clichy's stock has fallen heavily this season. The left back has really struggled to find anything approaching decent form and his propensity for costly mistakes is a real worry. Obviously at 23 he's still very young so Arsene has to decide if this is a mere blip in his career trajectory or if the previous good form was that of a player playing above his level. No doubt the NOTW article is just typical scuttlebutt but with Gibbs waiting in the wings it's not completely beyond the realms of possibility. If I had to put money on it though I'd bet against him leaving this summer. A couple of vaguely Arsenal related bits in the Guardian. "Kanu is 42", say Nigerian bloggers, while there's a discussion on the health of English football in general here. Obviously we're very much aware of Arsenal's prudent financial approach but with Portsmouth reportedly 48 hours away from going into adminstration and, more worryingly, on the brink of obliteration meaning Arsenal lose 6 points, it's an interesting watch. And that'll be about that. Here's to an epic 5-5 draw between Liverpool and Man City, with many red cards and horrendous on-field violence. I think football needs that kind of a game. Especially today when I sit reading the papers and eating bacon. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1137 2010-02-21 09:00:37 2010-02-21 09:00:37 open open arsenal-2-0-sunderland-vague-thoughts-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    I was the king of the alley, Mama, I could talk some trash http://arseblog.net/2010/02/22/i-was-the-king-of-the-alley-mama-i-could-talk-some-trash/ Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1135 The boss thinks he's getting there, so let's see. Now, football, as we know, is a game which, for the most part, is populated by cunts. 99.9999% of them. It's true. I worked this out in a scientific fashion. Firstly, I made the assumption that Arsenal and that all the other teams and players and fans are. As are most of the officials. Then, you have pundits and mouthpieces, and apart from the Arsenal friendly ones, all cunts. All of them. So, 99.9999% seems accurate, if you want pie charts and equations then I would suggest, despite your allegiance, you might be one of them. You just need to trust me on this. Of course there are varying levels of cuntitude and today one man, who has long been known as one of history's greatest monsters, completely outdoes himself. He manages to combine officialdom with punditry. Graham Poll. The headline in the Mail reads: GRAHAM POLL: It's about time Arsene Wenger took his red-tinted spectacles off In his article he says that Arsene Wenger should stop being so biased when it comes to his own team. Er ...who else can he biased towards, dope? Poll says it's a bit much for Wenger to complain about the Porto goal in midweek yet he has nothing to say when our first goal against Sunderland was borderline offside and the second was a penalty which was somewhat dubious. Now, before I go anywhere, let me say that I think Arsene's complaints about the Porto goal were a bit much. We cocked it up more than the ref did. However, I do have to wonder about the intelligence of Graham Poll. In his article he says:
    However, as both decisions [as mentioned above] went the Gunners' way, Wenger appeared content with referee Steve Bennett.
    Shock fucking horror. What sort of a window licking cretin is he? That, in case you hadn't noticed, is a rhetorical question. The idea of the first goal being offside hasn't been mentioned at all, as far as I can see, and the penalty might have been a bit on the soft side but after all the penalties we haven't been given it went some way to making up for that. You know, the way decisions balance themselves out over the course of a season. Yet in the interests of fairness Arsene Wenger should say something about Steve Bennett? You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Poll had little else to write about this week and dug out that old reliable about Arsene Wenger and his limited vision at times. Throw in the hilarious "I did not see it" line and you're all set. Let's face it, as a ref Graham Poll was a giant, smeggy knob who loved the limelight and wanted to be the centre of attention at all times. He was to refereeing what Jar Jar Binks was to Star Wars. A big annoying cunt with a stupid voice and stupid head with a stupid mouth. As a columnist he's in a battle with that other giant knob, Jeff Winter, to see who can be the most irritating, clueless, ex-referee wind up merchant twat, and I know it's the Mail and I know I'm giving him the oxygen of publicity but I told you we'd be scraping the bottom this morning and here we are. The headline should read: GRAHAM POLL: It's about time someone called this cunt a cunt because he is a cunt. The cunt. I remember many years ago playing Sunday League football which is the grumpiest football of all. Mostly because you have 22 lads stinking of last night's hooch, hungover like fuck, and trying to run around a muddy quagmire in vain attempt to play something approaching football. One particular game the ref was a total bastard giving everything to the opposition which riled up one of our central midfielders who had a short fuse at the best of times. After another free kick had been cleared we clumped upfield to chase the long ball, the ref turned, the midfielder tapped his ankles and sent the ref face first into the mud. "Sorry ref, accident!", he said helping him back to his feet while we all broke our bollocks laughing. He didn't even get a card. I think we lost about 3-0 but that was the moment of the match. It's a shame nobody ever did that to Graham Poll. Except instead of tripping him up 'accidentally' they went back in time and placed him in a underwater cage in Vietnam like the Deer Hunter before forcing him to play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun. Hopefully tomorrow we'll have some Arsenal stuff to talk about but I fear it'll be a quiet few days without a midweek game. If it gets any quieter I may have to reach into my emergency blog reserves which include a 5 part short story entitled "The Cunt of Monte Carlo", about a lanky Togonian footballer who becomes the most hated person on earth by just playing football in an objectionable manner. It's quite the epic, let me tell you. Certainly better than my other attempt, 1984, in which we sign Tommy Caton, sell Lee Chapman and finish a poor 6th (but still above Sp*rs!). Till tomorrow.]]>
    1135 2010-02-22 09:00:58 2010-02-22 09:00:58 open open i-was-the-king-of-the-alley-mama-i-could-talk-some-trash publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Put on a gown that touches the ground http://arseblog.net/2010/02/23/put-on-a-gown-that-touches-the-ground/ Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:00:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1133 he's feeling as fit as ever, which is hardly a surprise because he can hardly be feeling the rigours of a long and intense season. He wasn't picked in the England U21 squad, which means something about something, but maybe, just maybe, if he can avoid injury he can have a good end to the season. As the defenders he faces slow down after they have played more than 67 minutes since August maybe that can be his secret weapon. It's not quite as good a secret weapon as laser eyes but we'll take what we can get. He also says everyone is smiling because we're 6 points behind the leaders and that's just where you need to be to win a title. I see. Another man back from a spell out through injury is football's Muhammed Ali, Nicklas Bendnter. He floats like a zeppelin and stinks like a bee, or something, and despite all that he is the greatest. His self confidence is something the manager doesn't mind, saying:
    He is quite confident, I must say. But that’s not a bad thing for a striker. There's nothing wrong with it as long as you're able to prove your confidence on the pitch. He can improve a lot but how much he can improve is down to how hard he will work.
    Nick himself is determined to put his goals where his mouth is, and is keen to repay the manager's faith in him saying:
    That faith is very important and all I have to do now is show him he made the right choice. I am sure he has and I have to show that on the pitch. I have been ready to carry the fans' hopes for some time - it is nothing new to me.
    Now, I'm not so sure there's a great deal of faith. There's more a huge dollop of necessity. There's no van Persie, no Eduardo, no Arshavin while Carlos Vela remains very much on the fringes. You might argue that not signing a striker this January was a sign of AW's belief in Bendnter though and if he does stay injury free then he's got a real chance to show what he can do in his favourite position. He scored against Sunderland, not exactly a wonder goal but the kind of poachy strikers goals that maybe we've been missing. His physical presence is important too. He wins headers meaning Almunia's kick-outs aren't quite as useless as they were launched in the direction of Russian's favourite oompa-loompa. You do worry about his reaction times and his poor control but he is only 21 and it's not down to him that so much responsibility rests on his shoulders right now. He's a fair way from the finished article but even so I think he gives the team better shape and structure and if he can poke home a few more like he did on Saturday then all well and good. Yesterday Stan Collymore wrote an article in the Mirror about Theo Walcott. Check out the comment from Arsebloggerer Chambo, pure gold. The Mail has an interview with Jens Lehmann. Apparently he's writing a book! How awesome the book is going to be remains to be seen. He says:
    I have a decision: if I never, ever want to work in football again, I can write a great book. But, just in case I want to stay in the game, I can soften it. The decision hasn’t been made. Arsene Wenger doesn’t need to fear anything. He already knows I’m angry because he didn’t pick me in my last year — but only on a professional basis.
    Heh, classic. I suspect the lure of football will be too strong though and he'll leave some things out but can you imagine if he went Full Lehmann? I suspect a certain sunken-eyed Spaniard wouldn't enjoy it too much. The rest of us, I'm sure, rather would. And on that literary note we shall leave it be for today. Have a good one, more tomorrow.]]>
    1133 2010-02-23 09:00:58 2010-02-23 09:00:58 open open put-on-a-gown-that-touches-the-ground publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    For we're like creatures in the wind http://arseblog.net/2010/02/24/for-were-like-creatures-in-the-wind/ Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:09:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1131 with the recommendation of Dennis Bergkamp? Well, I certainly care about him more than I would care about an Ajax youngster who comes with the recommendation of Franck van der Hoopenschlipper, notorious Amsterdam drunk, poet, bon viveur and part time bicycle repairman, but that still doesn't indicate a great deal of interest on my behalf. Without wishing to sound too fruity - I'm much more interested in men. For once it'd be nice to sign a player who had to shave every day. Even Arshavin has the wispiest fluff. If he had to do one of those 'grow a beard for charity' things he'd only make money because people felt so desperately sorry for him. I want a player who can sport a full-on Brian Blessed and who, hopefully, can play a bit of football as well. I'm not simply advocating signings based on their ability to cultivate impressive facial hair but there's got to be a balance. And isn't it about time Arsenal had a player with a moustache like The Stranger in The Big Lebowski? Wherefore art our mutton chops? Chelsea versus Inter could be quite tasty tonight. Thinking about it I have just revised my opinion regarding testicular injuries. I mean, if there was such a thing as karma John Terry would find his 15 yards upfield after a clash with Eto'o. The man has no shame, look at the front page of The Sun today. Tut Tut. I might just have a beer and hope for a bloody bollock frenzy of a game. I suppose we had best leave it there. It might just get a bit silly if I keep going.]]> 1131 2010-02-24 09:09:25 2010-02-24 09:09:25 open open for-were-like-creatures-in-the-wind publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug You say that the day just never arrives http://arseblog.net/2010/02/25/you-say-that-the-day-just-never-arrives/ Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1129 What can you say? The club are celebrating 25 years in the Community and I doff my cap to whoever thought up this particular idea for a photoshoot. Outstanding. I hope they do an evening-wear version with Rosicky, in a blond wig, and William Gallas dressed in linen suits to channel Miami Vice. Cheers to hadareud for the find. And speaking of Andrei Arshavin, his official site continues to throw up comedy gold. After last week responding to a question asking whether or not he had, at any point in his life, died, the little fella was at his best again as more questions piled in. From veizel:  Hi! I’m overweight. What shall I do? Arshavin: Lose weight :) From veizel: Hi, Andrey! I am 13 years old and I began to play football 2 years ago. Do you think I’ll be able to become a professional footballer? Arshavin: I do not know. From kostea: Have you ever been stung by the bees in the forehead or near the eye? Arshavin: No, but I’ve been stung once in my behind by a bee. From iorh99: Do you watch football on TV? Arshavin: Yes With such forthright and in-depth answers it is little wonder that people flock to Arshavin.eu to have the great questions of life answered for them. Like, 'Have you ever been stung by bees in the forehead or near the eye?'. Who amongst us hasn't thought of asking a professional footballer that?  I mean, after 'Have you ever used a mole or perhaps a sick otter to beat someone in the face with after they did that thing where you're standing in a queue in a shop for ages and the person rings up all their purchases and puts them in a bag and only then do they think about taking out their money and they spend an eternity trying to pay with the exact change?', it's one of football's hottest topics. Robin van Persie is injured. We know this. He knows this. The Dutch FA know this. But with the World Cup this summer it seems the Dutch are trying some kind of positive reinforcement stuff. Like if they say he'll be ready at the start of April enough times he might believe it and it might just come true. They're at it again despite Arsene Wenger saying he's unlikely to be in any way ready that early. I think we'll be lucky to see him again this season and he'll recover in time to snap both cruciates in the 94th minute of the third game of the group stage after Holland qualifed for the knockout stages in the second game. Some good news to finish us off this morning, Eduardo reckons he's stronger, fitter, more confident and on his way back. Possibly. He's hoping to return against Stoke. I'm not really sure about the stronger and fitter bits but hopefully he'll have found that missing confidence and will score a couple on his comeback #47a. And that will have to do, more tomorrow, including an Arsecast and the usual Friday waffle. Fingers crossed there's a bit of team news and some other vaguely related Arsenal guff to see us through. Till then.]]> 1129 2010-02-25 09:00:40 2010-02-25 09:00:40 open open you-say-that-the-day-just-never-arrives publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Do the five day drag once more + Arsecast 152 http://arseblog.net/2010/02/26/do-the-five-day-drag-once-more-arsecast-152/ Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:09:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1127 setback' in training and his calf injury is causing some anxiety. I imagine in his absence Sol Campbell will play but we have to hope Gallas recovers soon. There are big gaps between games at the moment but when the fixtures really start to pile up we need him fit and ready. Sol can't do two or three games a week and that means Sylvester and Sylvester causes a browning of underwear across the Arsenal fanbase. Sure, hes talking the talk about fighting to the end and batting for the title, all good, but you do get the feeling that if any team even played a comatose Galapagos turtle up front Sylvester would find himself outpaced at some stage. As expected the boss played down reports suggesting Robin van Persie would be fit at the start of April. Wishful thinking on behalf of the Dutch FA and Arsene says he hasn't even seen Robin because he's in Holland. I'm sure he's doing his recuperating and all that but why isn't he doing it around the club? I've always found that a bit strange. Perhaps he's got a timeshare apartment in Holland and feels this is the perfect way to get value from it. It's happened before with other players who go 'home' when they're injured. I just think it's weird. I'm all for them getting fit and feeling happy and comfortable in their surroundings but while we're paying their wages surely they could help out with some odd jobs around the training ground or something. Footballers these days, pfff. He was also asked about Kieran Gibbs and if he might be fit before the end of the season. Obviously this question was not asked because anyone really cared about Kieran Gibbs but because Wayne Bridge did to the England squad what John Terry should have done to Bridge's missus, pulled out. It's surely unrealistic for a player who is still in a cast, and still so inexperienced, to be even thought of in terms of the World Cup. England have plenty of other left backs, leave ours alone. It's when they start hanging around with ruffians and hoodlums like Terry and Lampard that things start to go wrong for them. Next thing you know Gibbsy will have married Susan Boyle in a tacky ceremony and then the swerving off the road will start and it's all downhill from there, let me tell you. In other news the boss also backed Gael Clichy despite him having something of a poor season. Hopefully he can find some form again heading into the business end of the season, while the Mail reports Theo Walcott will be picked on the right for England as they take on Egypt in a friendly next week. I've got no problems with that. Theo needs the games, it's not as if he's going to be exhausted or anything. Just a reminder that you can get Arseblog inserted into your box every morning, simply sign up to the Mailing List, or you can follow Arseblog on Twitter. Not much else happening so on we go with this week's Arsecast. To discuss the upcoming game against Stoke, the goalkeeping situation, fans leaving early and more, I'm joined by John Cross from the Mirror (you can follow him on Twitter here). There's a bit of a Russian tinge and some waffle about men who should know better. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. Last night's wine has given me a little bit of a headache. Time for some breakfast. Mmmmmm, Solpadeine Flakes.]]> 1127 2010-02-26 09:09:30 2010-02-26 09:09:30 open open do-the-five-day-drag-once-more-arsecast-152 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Arseblog is 8 + Stoke preview http://arseblog.net/2010/02/27/arseblog-is-8-stoke-preview/ Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1124 I know we've got a big game against Stoke later today and I'll get to that shortly but first I hope you'll join me in raising a glass, or a cup of coffee at this early stage, to ... well ... me. Today Arseblog reaches the grand old age of 8. It began on Feb 27th 2002 and in some kind of a hungover haze, here we are 8 years down the line. That's a lot of blog posts, a lot of *boilks*, bazillions of comments, many Arsecasts, squillions of emails (some of them very nice, some of them not very nice at all but what can you do?), a gansey load of Arsenal games and loads of other stuffs too. Arseblog exists not just online but offline too in a fantastic community - many friendships have been made and I hope many more will be made in the future. For me the blog is still just awesome fun to do and that's down to you. What can I say other than thank you? To everyone reads the blog, who listens to the podcasts, emails, comments, forums, Twitters and everything else ... thank you. You are the most important part of Arseblog. Well, apart from me like ... but you know what I mean. Cheers everyone. There's not much more we can say about the game against Stoke today. The absences of Arshavin, Gallas and Diaby are costly but we'll have to see a response from this Arsenal team to the performance in the FA Cup. Are they happy to let lightning strike twice? On that day three individual errors cost us goals, cut those out and we'll be in much better shape. All the focus is on Rory Delap's long throw. It's certainly a dangerous weapon but if we defend aggressively from the start I don't see why we can't cope. Go win the ball, don't wait for it to drop and hope for the best, that's just what Stoke want. Assuming Campbell and Vermaelen are the starters at the back we'll have two centre-halves who love a header so let's hope they find their jumping boots. I'd keep faith with Ramsey in midfield alongside Cesc and Song although you might also look to the experience of Rosicky in there. Up top it'll likely be Bendnter, Walcott and Nasri again. Stoke come into this game in great form. Their last loss in any competition was almost two months ago - a 1-0 defeat at home to Birmingham on December 28th. You don't go on runs like that by accident. They might not be everyone's cup of tea but what they do they do well and we have to match it. That means we're going to have to really scrap for the three points, they will not be easy by any means. All the same, Stoke played 120 minutes in midweek against Man City so there's bound to be a bit of fatigue there. Get them on the back foot as early as possible and they'll start to feel those heavy legs. Nothing less than three points will do today regardless of what happens this morning between Chelsea and Man City. I think we need to win all our remaining games to win this title, I'm sure the players know that too, so the target is difficult but not complicated. Work hard today, put in the running and I think that bit of quality we have will see us through. Come on Arsenal. In a round-up of other news the club announced it's half-year financial results yesterday. On the same day that Portsmouth went into administration it's heartening to see that we're being run in a sensible manner. The stand out figure is that the total net debt had been reduced to £203.6m from £332.8m. Really quite incredible. Of course the club have to balance those great financial results with football results. There's clearly money to spend if the manager so chooses and while everyone can look at those figures and be impressed, if we fall short again in terms of trophies this season there will be questions asked as to why money wasn't spent in January. The way for the manager and the board to avoid that line of questioning though is to go out and win something. The Arsenal world would be a much better place if that question wasn't asked time and time again this May. Speaking to Henry Winter in the Telegraph Arsene Wenger says of his team:
    Of course, we are under increasing pressure to deliver from the media and the fans. The most difficult job I have faced in football has been in the last five years: to move into a new stadium with young players and maintain the club at the top in a Champions League position. I fight very hard to do this. We have all the assets you need: strong team, strong financial situation, a new stadium. The next step is the trophies. It will come naturally.
    And of players, particularly Cesc, being linked elsewhere:
    They are all on long contracts. That means we decide what will happen. All the talk about Fabregas and Barcelona is nonsense.
    Certainly the most important thing is to keep the core of good players together. I don't think anyone doubts that players improve and will be better at 26 than they are at 22 but there are other issues too. In the article Wenger says that buying players aged 27-28 is doing management the easy way. Some might also says it's sensible. For me it has always been about balance, blend the youth with quality experience and you have a winning formula. I'm still quite patient but come this summer I think the manager is going to have a bit of rebuilding to do and I think that's got to be done with the chequebook. That, however, can wait for then, for now we go on with what we have and get behind them. Not much else happening really. Although there is the Brazil v Ireland friendly at the Grove on Tuesday. Some related artwork has been created to commemorate the occasion but I have to say I find this a little bit distasteful. Robbie Keane? Bleurgh. Of all the Ireland players. And how could they have overlooked legends like Keith Andrews or that fella that plays for Coventry or something? Right, time for some birthday breakfast then hopefully a birthday on-pitch battle between Chelsea and Man City which concludes in Wayne Bridge re-enacting the opening scene of Wild at Heart with John Terry's head. Have a good one, Arsers.]]>
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    Stoke 1-3 Arsenal : Ramsey's injury sickening - the media have blood on their hands http://arseblog.net/2010/02/28/stoke-3-1-arsenal/ Sun, 28 Feb 2010 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1120 May 1st 2006 - Abou Diaby has his ankle fractured and dislocated by a challenge from Dan Smith. Feb 23rd 2008 - Eduardo fractured his left fibula and sustained an open dislocation of his ankle joint after Martin Taylor's tackle. Feb 27th 2009 - Aaron Ramsey has his fibia and tibia broken, his leg left hanging in the air, by Ryan Shawcross. Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas said immediately after the game: In five years I've seen three of them, Abou, Edu and now Aaron. What can I say? It's difficult. I love Cesc but he's wrong. It's not five years. It's less than four years. These kinds of horror injuries can happen in football. It's a physical sport and such injuries are thankfully rare but they do happen. However, I have never in all my years known one club to suffer three of these potentially career ending injuries, let alone in such a short period of time. Is it just coicindence? Arsene Wenger said afterwards he doesn't believe in coincidence and I'm with him 100% on this one. I believe that these three injuries are a direct consequence of the 'Arsenal don't like it up 'em' ethos which has become conventional wisdom in recent years. 'They don't like being kicked', the implication that the wimpy foreigners can't take it. And it has been peddled across the football world by reporters, TV pundits, radio commentators, Sky Sports presenters and anyone else you can think of. Arsenal don't like it up 'em, as if Arsenal were somehow unique in this. Let me tell you, nobody likes it 'up em'. No other club has suffered three horrendous injuries like this in the last four years. My honest opinion is that this belief that it's ok to be overly physical with Arsenal because, surprise surprise, they don't like it, is the root cause. If I had to trace it back I think it'd probably start with Sam Allardyce and if I had a time machine that cunt would get it good and proper but sadly we can only deal with the here and now. Before I go on, I'll make this point : I don't think any of the players who carried out these tackles wanted to break another professionals leg. And in that I'm giving Dan Smith the serious benefit of the doubt because his tackle was by far the worst, well late and I think a bit nasty. Even still I don't think he intended to do that kind of damage. Now, let me address the people who say "Well, X is not that kind of player'. Duh. Unless the person in question is a psychopath of course they're not that kind of player. It goes without saying. Nevertheless they've been told to go out there and get stuck and give Arsenal a bit extra because, as we all know, they don't like it up 'em. So you have Dan Smith's snide tackle, Martin Taylor's 'reducer' and last night Shawcross's reckless hack at Aaron Ramsey. Did he mean to break his leg? Of course not. Did he want to? No, of course not. The bottom line though is that he did. I feel his tackle was absolutely reckless. If it happened on a football pitch at the very poor level I play at there would have been war, because everyone could see it was unnecessary. If I can liken to it something else it's speeding. The young guy in his car who goes out, thinking he's Johinny Invincible, until he careers around a corner too fast and mows down a child. He didn't mean to, but he did it, and he is responsible. Shawcross can't tackle]]> 1120 2010-02-28 09:00:55 2010-02-28 09:00:55 open open stoke-3-1-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug "He's not that kind of player" http://arseblog.net/2010/03/01/hes-not-that-kind-of-player/ Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1118 There’s no way that was a malicious challenge, Ryan isn’t that sort of player. So spoke Stoke's assistant manager ... in October 2007 when Shawcross broke former Arsenal man Francis Jeffers ankle in a tackle. Link to the article in the Stoke Sentinel. When Arsenal played Stoke in November 2008 Shawcross made a challenge on Emmanuel Adebayor which put him out for about three weeks. Here's the video - the challenge was off the pitch, the ball was gone and he deliberately targeted Adebayor's ankle. He walked away, the ref gave nothing, the commentator's risible comment about how he was 'no respecter of big reputations' a perfect example of what I spoke about yesterday. Instead of saying 'That was a bad foul which has no place in the game' he smirked at the young Englishman kicking the foreigner. Good lad. And two days ago Shawcross put Ramsey out of the game for a long, long time. Arsene Wenger said at his press conference post Stoke:
    Spare me the articles tomorrow about how nice Shawcross is because we had all that with Eduardo.
    Let me say again, I don't believe for one second that Shawcross meant to break Ramsey's leg. However, the defence of him being not that kind of player rings hollow when you look at his past. He has a history of hurting other players. He is that kind of player. And his tears on Saturday I'm sure were genuine but they were the tears of a man who knows he has gone too far. You can call him physical, combative, hard ... anything you like. For me the bottom line is he's dirty. Not always, but sometimes, and when at 22 you've already broken two players legs you might need to rethink your approach to the game. I fully expect his teammates and his manager to stick up for him, that is how football works. We all have our opinion of Ryan Shawcross, for us he will always be the guy who broke Ramsey's leg. I hope, as the England team assemble at our training ground this week, he has a most uncomfortable time. Yet this is not just about Shawcross, it's about the culture of excuse making for dangerous, violent play which is all too prevelant in the media and which is exacerbated by the FA's continual refusal to punish it. Kevin Nolan 'tackles' Victor AnichebeHere's an example, from a couple of last season. Kevin Nolan on Everton's Victor Anichebe. Look at the the picture to your left. Thankfully Anichebe did not have his leg broken. I don't really believe in miracles but when you look at that picture it's hard to imagine how he got away with it. I remember watching Match of the Day afterwards and I'm pretty sure it was Alan Shearer who led the bleating about how Kevin Nolan 'is not that kind of player'. Update: It turns out Anichebe missed the rest of that season and made his first start of this one only this weekend. Nolan got a 3 match ban. Shearer was at it again at the weekend about Shawcross, saying he had no history of this kind of thing - WRONG - and they all consistently, maddeningly, miss the point. You don't have to be that kind of player but if you tackle somebody like that then you have to be punished for what is an act of violence that has no place on a football pitch. That is not tackling, that is not trying to win the ball. When you go in with two feet, both of them stamping down on the shin of a fellow player there is only one thing you are trying to do and that is hurt him. It might be a moment of madness, atypical behaviour perhaps, but that's all it takes. The fact that you've never done it before doesn't excuse it. You don't kill someone in real life and get away with it because 'you're not that kind of person'. Once is enough. Yet the culture that exists in English football is to excuse it time and time again. Nolan got a three match ban for his tackle on Anichebe. Shawcross will miss three games (just one more than Alex Song for cumulative bookings). How is that right? When the punishment does not fit the crime the crimes will continue to happen. You have idiots like Talksport who are the lowest of the low. I know it's hard for people not to react but they're bottom feeding trolls. Their whole existence is based on boosting their listenership. Do you do that with sensible comment that might do something positive for the game? Of course not. You get more listeners by being outrageous, by making comments you know will rile people and make them call in. You put halfwits like Alan Brazil and Stan Collymore on air as if their opinions on the game matter in the slightest and you instruct them to wind up the audience. I know it's tough but the easy answer is just to switch off. Nevertheless I completely understand the reaction of fans from whatever club trying to ring in and reason with these people. We all love the game, they only love the sound of their own voices and the ratings. That is the bottom line. Yet they have a malign influence on football, in my opinion. Look at the furore over Eduardo's dive. One of the nicest guys in the game pilloried relentlessly over a bit of gamesmanship that happens over and over and over in games. We don't want to see diving, I think we all accept that, but a media led witch-hunt against Eduardo lasted weeks. It affected Arsenal to the point where referees were not giving us stonewall penalties in Europe and at home. The double standards are appalling. Steven Gerrard spent the league game at the Grove against us falling over and diving, because he is as bad as anyone when it comes down to it. I didn't hear Collymore or Brazil or anyone else launch a campaign against him. They focus on the trivia, the diving, shirt pulling, hearsay about people possibly spitting, yet when they have a chance to condemn acts of violence on the pitch their only interest is to wind people up and defend the indefensible. I imagine the reaction from these sanctimonious hypocrites would be entirely different if Wayne Rooney had his leg smashed to pieces. I hope that never happens but if it did then we might hear something about how certain challenges are not acceptable. The problem of course is that the Talksport culture is ubiquitous and as long as that exists and former players and pundits and presenters continue to make excuses for the likes of Shawcross then we remain no closer to having a positive effect on the game. The FA too. Spineless at the best of times, we know that, but how long have I said on this blog that their disciplinary system is antiquated and broken? You cannot possibly justify to anyone with a brain Shawcross missing three games while Song misses two for a series of yellow cards and Ramsey misses up to a year, if he comes back at all. It is obscene. As I've said, no player goes out to break another player's leg, but no driver goes out to kill someone. If the driver speeds and drives recklessly though, he is responsible for what might happen. When you behave in a certain way you must be held accountable for the consequences ... except in football where you can destroy a player, have a massive impact on another team, and your 'punishment' is a couple of weeks off (at most), on full pay before coming back as if nothing ever happened. What. The. Fuck? For me the bottom line is this - those with responsibility are shirking it. The FA with their unwillingness to revamp their disciplinary procedures. Certain sections of the media who see an incident like Aaron Ramsey as a way to boost ratings and make more money. They are parasites on the game of football. Disgusting, reprehensible and dangerous. They excuse thuggery and violence and the effect of that is more thuggery and more violence. They should be ashamed of themselves but to feel shame you have to have a slight understanding of right and wrong and they just don't care. The more outraged Arsenal fans that ring in, the more right they think they are. They are just vile. And it's not just confined to tabloids or trashy radio stations. The marked difference between the Independent's Sam Wallace and the fantastic Patrick Barclay on Sky's Sunday Supplement shows you how pervasive it is. Wallace is an excuse maker whose lack of focus on what is important is a contributory factor to injuries like this. It's nice this morning to see some articles question the 'He's not that kind of player' excuse, but we need more. Football is a game that most of us love a great deal but it's a game with its priorities wrong. I remember after the Cesc v Phil Brown hullabaloo last season Mark Bright said on the radio, "I'd rather be elbowed or kicked, than spat on". This is the kind of nonsense that makes me very cross indeed. Spitting is horrible but would Mark Bright really prefer an elbow in the face breaking his nose and knocking out his teeth? Would he prefer to be kicked like Aaron Ramsey was kicked? I don't think so. Wipe it off, it's all over. Not nice, but over. Sadly Aaron Ramsey can't just wipe it off. I'm not going to try and tell anyone what they can and can't listen to but the best way to hurt idiots like Talksport is to just turn it off. Ring them full of indignation and they've got exactly what they want. They'll cut you off, speak over you, make you angrier and it's a vicious circle. I fully understand people's desire to counter the shite that is peddled but it's just perpetuating it. These people are morally bankrupt, you can't change their minds. All we can do is hope that enough people with common sense and a platform to counter it do just that. I've seen some journalists do that this morning, I hope more follow and the focus when something like this happens again is not on how the perpetrator of violence is not that kind of player, instead it's on the victim, the impact to him and his club and how something can be done about it to stop it happening again. ---- Other: The club confirmed the double break for Aaron Ramsey without giving any kind of time frame for his return. It's obviously too soon. Eduardo on Aaron:
    Seeing that again made me think about my injury and what happened. It brought back my memories. But I am totally convinced Ramsey will come back. The whole team is with him, supporting him
    Bendtner:
    It was a terrible, totally mad tackle from Ryan Shawcross, and he is really smashing hard into Aaron. I don’t believe, that anybody would try to intentionally to make an injury on another player, a fellow professional, but the way he is going into the tackle is out of control, and that doesn’t belong anywhere.
    Quotes via The Mirror. The players are away now with their international teams. A series of friendlies that are pointless but because it's World Cup year it's all right, you see. I hope that whatever crack in the pavement we collectively stood on, our bad luck with injuries is over and done with, and that they all come back safe, sound and intact. We've got a league to go and win. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Skewed priorities and rank hypocrisy http://arseblog.net/2010/03/02/skewed-priorities-and-rank-hypocrisy/ Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1115 Guardian's Football Weekly podcast had a sensible discussion about it without the jingoistic bollocks on display almost everywhere else. Instead Arsenal are accused of paranoia, Arsene Wenger is castigated for having the temerity to be upset that yet another of his players has been brutalised out of the game for a long period of time, and the real victim in all this is poor Ryan Shawcross who is going to struggle to get his head together in time to play for England. The poor chap. Give me a break. And, all the while, the evidence against Shawcross mounts. This video from his time on loan at Royal Antwerp (one of United's feeder clubs, I believe) shows what kind of a player he is (via @champpdog). This young man's career so far makes an outright liar of every single person who claims he's not that kind of player. He might be a nice chap, who loves kittens and fluffy bunny rabbits and is nice to his mum and whatever else, but on the pitch he has a serious problem. He injures people. And as time goes by those injuries are getting worse. Making excuses for him means somebody else is going to be a victim in the future because nobody is telling him the way he plays is wrong. I've watched the Ramsey thing over and over again and he goes in too hard. He is not trying to just win the ball, he is trying to hit the ball as hard as he possibly can. He is swinging through like a golf shot, it's utterly reckless and that's what broke Ramsey's leg. Yes, you want players to be committed but they also have a responsibility to tackle in a way which does not put another player at risk. That's why two-footed challenges are no longer acceptable, because the risk of injury is too great. Unless you're 100% sure you can get the ball you cannot go in with the kind of force that Shawcross did. You want proof? Aaron Ramsey's leg is your proof. Maybe 9 times out of 10 nothing happens but the 1 time out of 10 is what you want to avoid. I struggle to see how anybody can defend it as 'just one of those things'. Let me challenge any of these people now, the Collymores, the Talksports, the halfwit pundits like Parker and the columnists who back the Stoke man -  would your reaction be the same if a foreign player had put Wayne Rooney out of the game for a year? If an Arsenal player hacked Steven Gerrard's leg in two just months before the World Cup? No chance. Whoever that player was would be relentlessly criticised and hounded. Look at how Cristiano Ronaldo was treated over a wink, a bit of gamesmanship. Remember when Beckham broke his metatarsal before the 2002 World Cup in a challenge with Deportivo's Aldo Duscher? Here's what Duscher had to say:
    Maybe the worst thing is that seven or eight English journalists appeared at my house. I was chased by them and they gave me the impression I had done something terrible. It's very hard when all of the press of one country is attacking you.
    And he was public enemy number 1. The English press went to town on him. Teams of journalists sent to La Coruña to follow a man whose tackle was reckless but compared to Ramsey's the injury to Beckham was relatively minor. A tiny little bone in his foot broken. But then Duscher was a filthy Argie and Beckham at that time England's golden boy. They chased him. Think about that for a minute. Yet Aaron Ramsey is just a young Welshman playing for a 'French' team. Shawcross is supported because he is English. The hypocrisy is staggering. Former Arsenal legend Bob Wilson:
    The game has moved forward but the Football Association and the Premier League are content to have a brutal side to the game.  In my opinion this is born out of most managers and coaches facing Arsenal, plus media pundits and even ex-players, instructing their players to get in their faces. Opposing players are told to shake them up, get in their faces, tackle hard, bully them. I would defy coaches and managers to deny that is the case.
    We keep hearing about how there was no 'intent' or 'malice' in the challenge, which misses the point entirely. You don't have to have intent or malice to hurt somebody but let me ask this. If Ramsey had been left on the ground with a bruised shin and a sore leg what would Shawcross have done? Walked away, happy that he'd got 'stuck in' and shown he was the big man. Goodplaya made a very good point yesterday, one which I noted during the game but forgot about in the light of Ramsey's injury. In the first half Cesc slid in on Shawcross, admittedly a little from behind, but he got the ball and hardly any of the man. Shawcross went beserk, moaning at the referee about the tackle. This is a big, hard centre-half who doesn't like to be tackled yet is more than happy to dish it out. More than happy to put his laces through the ball ... oh, ball's gone ... and now it's somebody's shin. He's a coward and a bully and unfortunately for Aaron Ramsey he bore the brunt of both those despicable characteristics. Anyway, so as not to finish on a negative note, the injury to Ramsey will provide an unfortunate motivation for this Arsenal team. Arsene Wenger says:
    This group is so strong mentally and have a unity so this will give us one more reason to fight until the end and do it for him.
    While Thomas Vermaelen says:
    We have to win every game now and we will do that and will do it as well for Aaron.
    In pure footballing terms we should have enough to cope with Ramsey's injury. Obviously it's a huge shame because his development this season was very obvious and he was also capable of chipping in with goals. That said, if we can keep Diaby fit between now and the end of the season, and we also have Tomas Rosicky who can do the same kind of job, then hopefully his absence on the pitch is something we can cope with. The fight to the end begins on Saturday against Burnley. Hopefully that game will start to dominate the headlines as the week progresses. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal shocked as FA charge Ramsey and Wenger http://arseblog.net/2010/03/03/arsenal-shocked-as-fa-charge-ramsey-and-wenger/ Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1112 Section 26.11a - Causing unnecessary trauma by wantonly injuring oneself off an England international Section 3.44b - Displaying an obviously shattered bone and contorted limb which may cause distress and upset to workers at Sky television Section 14.3c - Making the FA's disciplinary procedures look out of date, perhaps forcing the FA to do something about them, but at the very least making the FA suffer a couple of uncomfortable days as they wait for it all to go away As well as that Arsene Wenger has been charged with bringing the game into disrepute by 'Expressing a an opinion about the health and safety of one of his own players'. Arsenal have five days to respond to the charges under the FA's new fast-track system. As yet the club have made no comment. Here's an interesting experiment carried out by Danger Here. They put 'feel sorry for Ryan Shawcross' into Google, then 'feel sorry for Aaron Ramsey' into Google. The results speak for themselves. Tomas Rosicky on Aaron's injury:
    I think you cannot blame the player or to tell that he wanted to break his leg, of course not. But it's always against us.
    And before the accusers and wind-up merchants continue their attacks on Arsene Wenger and Arsenal, how many other Premier League clubs would allow the player who smashed one of their players legs to train at their facilities less than 48 hours later? I bet Arsenal don't like it, I know I don't and I'd be quite happy if they told England to fuck off down to Hackney Marshes for a kickabout, but maybe think about that before you open your stupid fat mouths again. Gunnerblog on pundits. As the week goes on the more focus shifts back to football and the game against Burnley on Saturday. There's some good news in that Abou Diaby is expected to be fit again while there's also the chance Andrei Arshavin could return. William Gallas remains a doubt with his calf problem but with a full 7 days between matches Sol should be fit and ready to step in once more. Although, if Gallas is not going to be fit for Porto the manager might decide Sylvester can cope with Burnley and save Sol for Europe. We'll see. Some more good news in terms of the Arsenalisation of the Grove - Highbury's iconic clock is to return. Ivan Gazidis says:
    We want to bring the clock back into the stadium and we will move back to having a Clock End, a North Bank, and East and West stands. We want to make sure it is the best stadium in the world, five, 10 and 15 years from now. We want to make it not just a technological marvel but a place that our fans can feel the traditions of the club.
    More and more the new stadium feels like home but the one thing that will do the job more than anything is seeing Arsenal lift a trophy there. Fingers crossed that happens sooner rather than later. The Chief Exec also talks about the Ramsey injury. Some odd transfer speculation as we're linked again with Brazilian Felipe Melo. I don't quite know where Arsene's comments have come from, perhaps some TV commentary, but the Brazilian was voted worst player in Serie A. He's the perfect fit for us. After a lengthy absence caused by legal issues and a serious trumpet accident, Leopold Mendacious returns with 'Riled Arsenal Show Spirit' on the Real ANR. Meanwhile, 'holic's guest poster, whoever he is, is in good form. And that is about that. Fingers crossed all our players come through the international friendlies in one piece. It's the least we deserve.]]>
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    The eye of the storm http://arseblog.net/2010/03/04/the-eye-of-the-storm/ Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:00:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1109 at 1'20 here). The game was in Los Angeles though and with jet lag and time zones and all the rest I don't expect him to be involved this weekend. Nicklas Bendtner was on the scoresheet for Denmark, another nice header and hopefully he can keep this little run of scoring going. Theo Walcott had a disappointing run out for England, by all accounts. I'm choosing to ignore Chris Waddle who says Theo Walcott has no football brain. This is a man who, instead of scoring a penalty, thought it would be a good idea to kick the ball out of the ground in a World Cup semi-final. This is a regular TV pundit who says 'pelanty' instead of 'penalty'. He is no position to make judgements on other people's brains, the Sp*rs cunt. Still, that's as much coverage as we need to give internationals now and it's down to business. The game against Burnley on Saturday is going to be emotional, I'm sure. As the Man from East Lower points out it feels like something has changed. Whether it's the solidarity shown by Arsenal fans, the consensus of opinion that has been so rare in recent times, the spirit and character of the team to respond the way they did after seeing the stricken Ramsey broken on the Stoke pitch, who knows? It's most likely a combination of all those things, it feels like a wind at our back, in a way. It feels like we have a part to play in this season and I'm sure the swell of support and people right behind the team can only be a good thing. I'm sure the Grove will be rocking this Saturday and I'm sure the team will respond. We should get early team news a bit later on so more on that in tomorrow's blog and possibly on Twitter later. Thomas Vermaelen on Sol Campbell. Finally, can I ask someone from RedAction to drop me an email this morning? Email is: thearseblog at arseblog dot com. Short enough this morning, I'll grant you, but after the week we've had perhaps that's no bad thing. More tomorrow with, of course, an Arsecast. Till then.]]> 1109 2010-03-04 09:00:28 2010-03-04 09:00:28 open open the-eye-of-the-storm publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug 300 emails my hoop + Arsecast 153 http://arseblog.net/2010/03/05/300-emails-my-hoop-arsecast-153/ Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1107 gave an update on the injury yesterday saying it's way too soon to put a date on Ramsey's return - the good news is that it is not career threatening. However, I have to say it's a little disappointing that Theo Walcott appears to have toed the England/FA party line with his comments about the incident. I understand he was probably asked about it directly, he could just have easily said 'no comment'. Or called Shawcross a reckless thug, either would have worked fine for me. Anything but the brainless platitudes we've had to put up with all week from 'out there'. Anyway, in one sense I think it's time to draw a line under things. It's clear that there is no real remorse from Shawcross's point of view. His comments about how this won't change him indicate that he is a young man of very limited intelligence who feels that breaking someone's leg is not a problem. If you've ever been in a car accident you'll know how it affects you, how you take better care when you drive from then on, especially if you've been in any way at fault. Only the truly stupid don't learn from their mistakes. Pulis and Shawcross and all the people who have supported him can polish off their 'HNTKOP©®' badges when it happens again. So enough has been said about him, his manager, his club and all the rest. The more you read the grumpier you get and that's no good for anyone. So let's put him down as an Honorary Life Member of the Biggest Cunts of all Time Club and move on. Let's get the focus back on Aaron Ramsey and Arsenal. Ahead of tomorrow's game against Burnley the team news is that Denilson and Arshavin are back, which is good. Diaby is 50-50, which is promising, but obviously we're without Alex Song, due to suspension, Aaron Ramsey due to a perfectly fair and safe challenge, while William Gallas remains out. There's also a doubt over Sol Campbell who has a dicky groin, it happens when you get to that age, trust me, so I suspect Sylvester will play tomorrow. There are doubts over Gallas's involvement against Porto too and I don't think the manager will risk Sol tomorrow if he needs him for Europe. Burnley will come to face a highly motivated Arsenal tomorrow. I'm sure behind the scenes those with the experience will have been building the 'Us vs Them' culture. There's nothing that gets you going on a football pitch quite as much as the sense that they're all out to get you. I've been reading Burnley's comments about how they won't stand off and how they'll try and make life difficult for Arsenal. I really don't have problem with that at all. The physicality of football is a wonderful thing provided you have players who don't go too far. Nobody has ever complained about a team being physical, only a team being dirty, and there is a big difference. The lads are talking about being able to handle the pressure and the expectation (Clichy - Sagna). I see Alex Ferguson is talking about our run in being 'easy'. Nice try, Demento, nobody's falling for that one. Playing teams who are scrapping for their lives is difficult at the best of times, we've got plenty of that to come as well as facing two teams who are fighting for the top four. None of the games are easy. The old cliché rings true here - one game at a time, starting tomorrow. Now, on to this week's Arsecast. Joining me to talk about Aaron Ramsey, the injury and the media coverage of it, amongst other things, is Philippe Auclair from France Football. Philippe has some very interesting things to say about the state of punditry in the English game as well. It's a bit of a long 'cast this week and it also features Talkshite Radio and the return of an old favourite, right at the very end. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (31mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. I am eagerly awaiting Arsene's press conference today, it should up on the official site later on but you do need an Arsenal TV Online subscription to watch. We'll deal with what he says in that tomorrow as well as a final preview of the Burnley game. Till then.]]> 1107 2010-03-05 09:00:46 2010-03-05 09:00:46 open open 300-emails-my-hoop-arsecast-153 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Do it for Aaron - Burnley preview http://arseblog.net/2010/03/06/do-it-for-aaron-burnley-preview/ Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:06:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1104 statement from Aaron Ramsey about the incident. He thanked all those who should have been thanked, including Stoke's Glenn Whelan for his behaviour in the immediate aftermath of the incident. He said he has been 'blown away' by the support of the Arsenal fans. Quite pointedly, I thought, he made no reference to Ryan Shawcross whatsoever. There was no 'Well, he sent me a text message so everything's ok!!' and while they excuse makers are still out in force that is the clearest indication you need as to what Aaron thinks of his tackle. He is a young man but clearly an intelligent one. Professional footballers know that genuine accidents can happen on the pitch, they would be the last to see a fellow pro castigated for something that wasn't his fault. The fact that Aaron didn't so much as mention his name is telling, as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, we'll wish him luck again and all the best with his recovery. He's got good people around him, sadly a medical team who have been through this more often than they would like, and colleagues who can help him make a full recovery. As he says himself he hopes to come back fitter and stronger and I think we all share those sentiments. Arsene's press conference took place yesterday and it was a reminder of what a great man he is. I know we've all got our frustrations with the way he does things at times but I'd challenge anyone to watch it and not be thoroughly impressed. He stood by his comments about the tackle, as expected, despite some of the more witless hacks suggesting they might have been made in the heat of the moment. He said:
    I stand by what I said 100 percent. I knew exactly what would happen the whole week, that was quite easy to predict but I don't know what is to be added to that.
    And what he meant by knowing what would happen are all the HNTKOP©® crap that has been spewed forth by all and sundry. He was right. Arsene is a man who loves football, his whole life has been dedicated to it, and what he said isn't just about Arsenal. Those who choose to ignore the wider issue, particularly other managers I feel, are not doing the game any service at all. Arsene says:
    It is not Arsenal against the rest of the world. What I say is not just for Stoke or Arsenal players, it is for everybody. I defend football. It is not that we are apart from anybody else. We are the same. I am continuing to defend the values that I believe are important for our club and football. That doesn't mean we are angels and everyone else is the devil. It is for everybody.
    And how right he is. Arsene has been in position this week where he has had the chance to address a problem for football in general, especially in England. While the majority of columnists and pundits have chosen to focus on the poor set upon Ryan Shawcross (the Newstalk clip in yesterday's Arsecast of him being compared to Lennie from Of Mice and Men is wonderfully accurate), very few have asked the question 'How can we stop it happening again? How can we ensure no player is hurt this badly in the future?'. The fact that it's another foreign manager, Roberto Martinez, who has been more or less the only other manager to back Wenger speaks volumes. And then you have the smart arses. The guys who think they're so clever. This exchange was priceless: Journo - "There was a tackle by William Gallas against Bolton which put a player out of the game for four or five weeks ..." Arsene - "It is not true. What you say here is not true". Journo - "But do you remember the tackle?" Arsene - "The player played less than 10 days later" Journo - "Yeah .. well ..." Arsene - "So that's exactly what we face on the other side of the fence. It is always information that is not checked and that we have to stand up for". Journo - "But the tackle itself, do you remember it?" And how Arsene kept his composure in the face of such fuckwittery I will never know. I don't think I could do it. And whoever that journalist is he was made look most stupid as his transparent agenda had holes poked in it straight away.  As the questions rained in about our reaction, about the fact that we have dared to be even slightly outraged at the sight of one of our players with his leg snapped in two, he remained calm but put things into perspective perfectly:
    I am sitting here like I am in a tribunal. What do I have to defend? I love the commitment of the English game. I don't want to change that and it makes the game even more attractive, but high commitment demands fair intention as well.
    If you don't have a subscription to Arsenal TV Online, I recommend it, especially for the press conferences. Arsene's performance yesterday was a masterclass. What shone through was his intelligence and respectful nature when many others would be so different. In the middle of the Ramsey stuff there were questions taken from a Korean journalist who went so far off the point it was unreal. She asked him if he was going to the World Cup, if he might look at some Asian players while there and what he thought of Man United's Ji Sung Park. Other managers would have scowled and given her short shrift. Not Arsene. He gave her time, and answered her questions with impeccable manners and good grace, under the circumstances, yet this is a man that half-arsed hacks like the Gallas question bloke think they can try and get a rise out of? He drives me mad sometimes but I do love Arsene. Especially when he makes idiots look like the idiots they are. The bottom line now, as Arsene says, is that we give our support to Aaron Ramsey, ensure he comes back fitter and stronger and better and from now on we've got to concentrate on the football. Before we look at the Burnley game there was another belter from the manager. Asked about Chris Waddles comments about Theo Walcott not having a football brain he said: "Not only does he have a football brain, he has a brain". Haha, in your face, Pelanty Boy! Also worth a read are the comments of Philippe Auclair from yesterday's Arsecast - please forward to whoever you think might be interested in them. And even if podcasts aren't your thing, I'd suggest giving yesterday's a listen. Not just because it's mine but because you rarely hear such insightful, intelligent commentary of the game we all love. Today's team news sees Arshavin, Denilson and Diaby return which is a timely boost. Song is missing for a couple of games due to suspension, Sol Campbell's groin is being rested so Sylvester will accompany Vermaelen at the centre of defence. I don't quite know what sort of team he'll put out today, perhaps one with an eye on Porto, but nothing less than three points today will do. Will Burnley feel the backlash from the Ramsey incident? Certainly the team will be highly motivated and I think the atmosphere at the Grove today will be awesome. Below you see the banner which Arseblog regulars made and contributed to: ARSEBLOG - Aaron Ramsey  banner Big props to WestStandTone for organising, Ms K for ensuring it got paid for, Tres Rapide who designed it and everyone who chipped in their few quid to make it happen. Also, my sincere thanks to the lads at REDaction for their help in arranging to get it hung. And if you haven't seen it already they have got a huge banner made which will be displayed before and after the match - take a look. If you're going today I'm sure you'll enjoy what will be a special atmosphere. Let's hope the lads on the pitch can match it in terms of the performance and that today, they do it for Aaron. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 3-1 Burnley : Points over performance http://arseblog.net/2010/03/07/arsenal-3-1-burnley-points-over-performance/ Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:04:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1102 Just as well Theo Walcott was drinking his own, home-made isotonic concoction. His was a display of a man with a point to prove. When people are agreeing with criticism of you from a man who says 'pelanty' then it must sting a bit. He was incisive, dangerous and tore their left back a new one. His goal to put us back in front was well deserved. Previous to that we had gone in 1-0 at half-time. No less than we deserved but the first 45 minutes were rather flat. Cesc was clearly worried by his hamstring from early on but the captain again showed his willingness to drive this team on by opening the scoring. Nasri's floated pass over the top of the Burnley defence was a thing of beauty and Cesc's finish between Jensen's legs as cute as can be. The more you look at it the better a goal it is. In the second half, after failing to go further ahead due to Danish wellies, we typically let Burnley back in it. I don't quite know how to explain their goal other than it looked as if our entire defence just went to sleep. A bouncing ball, David Nugent, a shinned finish and all of a sudden they're level. It was another horrible goal to add to our collection this season, although the centre of our defence wasn't well balanced yesterday. It would have been a thoroughly miserable day had we dropped points to Burnley who have lost whatever bit of spark they had under Owen Coyle. They're poor on the road anyway but they showed little yesterday to suggest they've got a Premier League future. At 1-1 though, and with our tendency to concede stupid goals, there's always the fear. Theo Walcott made things better with his second goal of the season, cutting in from the right and finishing smartly with his left foot. Bendnter was taken off and replaced with Eduardo and although he missed a lot of chances I felt we lost a bit of shape and momentum when he came off. Burnley had their best spell of the game at that point and there was one very decent chance from a corner which their lad whacked over the bar. Andrei Arshavin eventually gave the scoreline the measure of respectability it deserved, based on the number of chances we created, when he fired one in at the near post in injury time. His haircut though ...the less said the better! Overall a nervy performance, perhaps with one eye on Europe, but the three points was vital. How nice to see Theo start to find a bit of form. Obviously he's got to build on this now but maybe it's just the right time for him to start performing. Props to Samir Nasri too who showed he's better than his recent performances had suggested. When Cesc was taken off he stepped up and took responsibility from a creative point of view and played very well. Afterwards Arsene said:
    It could have been four, five or six but as well they had a chance to make it 2-2 after a corner. In the end you are happy when you miss the chances we missed today, but you get the three points.
    There was no criticism of Bendtner, as he said nobody misses chances on purpose, and praise for Theo. The big talking point though is the injury to Cesc Fabregas. It's his hamstring again and his withdrawal is said to be 'precautionary'. Obviously he's a big doubt for the Porto game on Tuesday. More on that in the days to come. So well done Arsenal, well done everyone (banners were flying and clearly visible on TV across the world), after what has been a difficult week off the pitch we did the business on it. A quick round-up of some of the other stories this Sunday. Thierry Henry has backed us for the title:
    I know it's coming up to five years since we won a trophy. But don't rule us out for the Premier League title this year. We're very much in there fighting for the big prize. And there can be no doubt now that Arsene's latest generation have the stomach for the fight.
    You've gotta love his use of pronouns there. The News of the World says Aaron Ramsey's leg isn't even in plaster after his operation. If so the doctors obviously know what they are doing but the idea of it still makes me feel a bit squeamish. Roma are after William Gallas who can leave on a free this summer. I honestly think if he was going to stay we'd have wrapped up a deal by now, and a couple of years in Italian football probably seems quite attractive. And that's about that - final thing for today is a blogarrific two fingers to Sky's Jeff Stelling who I had previously had a lot of time for. He's clever, witty and plays the Devil's Advocate role very well on Soccer Saturday. Yesterday though he led a snide and quite disgraceful hatchet job on Arsene Wenger, aided and abetted by Tony Cottee and Matt le Tissier. It was awful to watch, especially as you expect better from him. It puts me in mind of the quote from the Guardian last week which suggested that when Craig Bellamy has the moral high ground over you (after his comments about John Terry) then you know you're in trouble. In this case when Phil Thompson is the voice of reason then it shows you up good and proper. Poor form from one of the few football presenters I had any respect for. Anyway, enough of all that. The sun is shining and I have a slight hangover which requires pork based breakfast. Have yourselves a good Sunday folks.]]>
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    No need to risk Cesc v Porto - Theological http://arseblog.net/2010/03/08/no-need-to-risk-cesc-v-porto-theological/ Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:03:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1100 some risk with the captain:
    It depends how big the gamble is. I'm ready to take the gamble but, if it is more than 50% chance that his hamstring goes, I will not take it. He has a little chance of playing.
    The good news is that his hamstring just felt tight, there was no tear, so maybe that's a good thing. On the other hand it could be a warning sign. He's played a lot of football this season and although the Champions League is important we have to look at the bigger picture. There's the league still to go and win and with his goalscoring exploits this season - already 14 in the Premier League alone - he's got a massive role to play. If he didn't make it I wouldn't be too worried to be honest. And I think the man to replace him is Samir Nasri. They're both quite similar in the way they keep possession in tight areas and both have that eye for a pass to set someone free. Nasri's deft chip for Cesc's goal on Saturday was rather splendid and I think he could slot into that role with Song and Diaby alongside him. With more available up front (taking three from Eduardo, Arshavin, Bendtner, Walcott, Rosicky and perhaps even Vela ... heh), then I think we can move him back into midfield without a problem. Obviously it'd be better if Cesc was fit but I'd be against taking any kind of risk with him at all. Let's face it, this Porto side is not brilliant by any means. We gifted them the game in Portugal and we should have enough quality and goals in the side to win the game without him. The last thing we need is for him to do his hamstring properly and spend three weeks out when we really need him, his leadership and his goals and assists. Porto play a fairly attacking game, quite how much of that they'll bring to London when they're defending a lead we'll have to wait and see, but if they can't curb their natural instincts too much you fancy it might be another good chance for Theo Walcott to show what he can do. The performance against Burnley was a huge step in the right direction and that's the Theo Walcott we need to see more of between now and the end of the season. He responded to some of the critics, in particular Chris Pelanty, saying:
    Chris Waddle? I heard what he said, but I don't listen to people on the outside of football. I listen to those around me - the boss, Mr Capello and my family. Maybe if I keep performing like that it will shut people up.
    No maybe about it, that's exactly what it will do. When you think about how long he's spent out injured this season then maybe he's coming good at just the right time for us. Arsene Wenger described him as a 'fighter' and maybe that's part of him growing up a bit too. He's always struck me as very nice, down to earth young man, perhaps lacking a bit of that cocky self-belief that players need. Not saying it's a bad thing but he clearly thrives on confidence and you could see how he grew into the Burnley game. The goal will have done him a great deal of good, it was an important goal too, so fingers crossed he can start doing this on a more consistent basis. Certainly Porto will be more worried about him now than they would have been a couple of weeks ago. In terms of the other team news it looks as if Sol Campbell will be back to partner Thomas Vermaelen, which is very much a good thing, but William Gallas is still out with his calf problem. Arsene meets the press today so we'll get fuller team news later on and we can look at that in tomorrow's preview of the game. Fingers crossed there are no further niggles from Saturday. So for today that's about that. I just want to say thanks to all the people who have taken the time to email in the last week, either normally or through the OleOle PM system. I'm doing my best to get through them all but please forgive me if one or two slip through the cracks. If you don't get a reply feel free to send again. Right then, time to ease ourselves into the week. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 5-0 Porto: Jack Lord would have been proud of that scoreline http://arseblog.net/2010/03/10/arsenal-5-0-porto-jack-lord-would-have-been-proud-of-that-scoreline/ Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1096 Last time Porto came to the Grove they got a 4-0 spanking. I don't see that happening again. How right I was. I don't take any great pleasure in being right, under the circumstances. No, hang on. I do, because that was fucking great fun. I got to watch the first half hour before going out to play a match (don't ask) and then came back afterwards to have a beer and watch the rest. I thought it would be more difficult, I have to admit, but despite their win in the first leg you can't escape the fact it was handed to them on a plate. Last night they got their arses handed to them on a plate instead. Super Nicklas Bendtner scores against PortoWe opened the scoring early by our standards. I think it's the first time we've scored inside the first 15 minutes this season. Nasri's through ball almost found Arshavin but the defender and keeper got their first. Sadly for them they got there at the same time, the ball rebounded off the keeper's bollocks and rolled into the path of Nicklas Bendtner who prodded it home to make it 1-0. On Saturday I had money on Bendnter for first goalscorer. Yesterday I decided not to jinx him and look what happens. It was just what he needed after his Burnley horror show. Diaby then had a chance from a corner, Arshavin flashed a cross straight across goal and when Porto got forward we dealt with it well, Vermaelen in particular throwing himself around the place to block shots. It was Bendnter who put us two up. Porto were sloppy in possession around their own area, it fell to Arshavin who bundled his way through a couple of challenges, squared it across the box and the big Dane was there to tap it home. On Saturday he'd have tapped that over the bar and possibly out of the stadium. Arshavin really should have made it 3-0 when he was faced with an open goal but his miss showed that pretty much anyone can have one of those days, or at least one of those moments. He cleared the bar by some distance. Bendtner had another effort saved by Helton John and Porto's occasional dangerous moments via Hulk and Mark Falco were few and far between. At 2-0 we were in good shape but clearly aware that just one goal would see Porto right back in it and I think that preyed on our minds a bit as the second half began. We struggled to find the fluency of the first and although Porto really weren't good enough to take advantage it was a bit worrying all the same. At times like that you need someone to drag you back into the game. So many times this season it has been Cesc Fabregas but in his absence Samir Nasri stepped up. We had the ball out on our right, he twisted and turned and feinted and dropped the shoulder, went past the defenders and cracked a shot in off the far post. One of the best individual goals I have seen in a long, long time. When you consider he'd been nursing his hamstring since the first half too, it was a thing of real beauty. I think we're beginning to see the Nasri we had all hoped for. The player with all the potential and the one with the £13m price tag. He's been excellent in recent games and the goal was top class. I think Porto knew the game was up at that point. If not then, when the fourth went in a couple of minutes later. They had a corner, it was cleared and it looked as if the Porto player would retain it easily. Arshavin had other ideas, winning it back, driving forward and then playing a beautifully weighted pass into the path of Emmanuel Eboue who rounded the keeper and slotted it home with his left foot. A classic counter attacking goal and it was nice to see Eboue score. After his trials last season he's got his head down, worked hard, responded and become a better a player. Fair play to him. There was still time for another. Bendtner got the first senior hat-trick of his career after Eboue was brought down in the box. Maybe it's just me but does the opposition keeper nearly always seem to go the right way when we have a penalty? It made no difference as he nestled it into the bottom corner and his redemption was complete. To have a game like he did against Burnley and then score a hat-trick in the Champions League in the next deserves great credit. You can't fault his attitude either. After the game he said:
    Every time I play a game I put it behind me as soon as it's finished and that happened after Saturday. Sometimes it's one of those days and against Porto I put it right. I'm happy with my hat-trick but tomorrow we move on.
    There will be no resting on his laurels but it was great to see a reaction like that from him. To be fair the majority of stick was coming from outside the club, some of the 'great' pundits whose names need no airing ridiculing him and writing him off, but even still his response was fantastic. And it's worth wondering if he'd have been that good if he hadn't had the very vocal support of the Arsenal fans when he came off on Saturday. Overall what can you say? It was a fantastic performance, a brilliant result and it showed that despite what some people might say we are not a one man team. The captain looked on from the sidelines and watched his mates destroy Porto. Arsenal are in the quarter finals of the Champions League and we deserve to be there. Afterwards Arsene said:
    We did what we like to do; we won with style and we were always going forward in a convincing way. If you look at history, the statistics were against us. But tonight just shows that historical statistics don’t mean a lot if you have a good team on the pitch who believes they can win the game.
    There's already a lot of talk about who we get in the next round. It could be Chelsea. It could be Man United. It could be Barcelona. The bottom line though is that when you get down to the last eight in Europe the chances are you're going to playing a very good team. At the moment the only other side through are Bayern Munich. We'll see United play Milan tonight and Real Madrid try to overturn a one goal deficit at home to Lyon. Then next week the final round of games takes place so we've got some time before we start to savour what's next, from a European perspective. Now though, the job is to get the players ready and focussed for a trip to Hull and our old pal Philomena Brown. The job is done in Europe, we've still got plenty of work to do at home. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch the highlights one more time. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1096 2010-03-10 09:00:41 2010-03-10 09:00:41 open open arsenal-5-0-porto-jack-lord-would-have-been-proud-of-that-scoreline publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    While the dogs were eating snow http://arseblog.net/2010/03/11/while-the-dogs-were-eating-snow/ Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:00:53 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1094 *boilk* to today's proceedings. That's never stopped us before but I have to admit my mind is not as sharp as something something whatever. Still, I have coffee so at least that's ... erm ... hot. I suppose we're still reveling in the fountain of footballing joy that was the win over Porto. One man very pleased with his nights work was Nicklas Bendnter and it came after a lot of criticism for his performance against Burnley. That didn't bother him though, what with him having the thickest skin in football. The RhinoDane said:
    I laughed. That is how I look at it. I read some criticism of me after the game last Saturday but me and my team-mates have just laughed about it.
    I don't know about you but I quite like the idea of all the Arsenal players in a circle laughing at the likes of Cascarino and Collymore. Thomas Vermaelen said:
    He doesn't struggle with confidence and that is a good thing for a striker. Against Porto he responded brilliantly. He didn't only score three goals, he won a lot of headers and that is important for the team.
    Yet before this becomes a Super Nick love in, hark the words of Brian Laudrup, who says:
    He did ok. He got on the scoresheet and that is important with so many great players to compete with. But he is not suddenly the best striker in the world because of three goals and he certainly needs to work on his first touch.
    And again I don't think anyone would argue. Nor do I think anyone was calling him the best striker in the world. For all his confidence I'm sure Bendtner would be the first to admit that he can do better and improve as a player. If not it would be very worrying. However, it shows that he's not as bad as the critics suggest. Speaking of which, Theo was given a roasting by Chris Pelanty, the world and his mother had a go at Bendtner for his missfest against Burnley, would it be too much to ask for one of the hacks to have a massive sniping session against one of our players ahead of the Hull game? And before every remaining game this season? Pundit - "That Rosicky's a bit of a lightweight shit cunt" Headline - "ROSICKY SCORES 8 IN ARSENAL ROMP!" Thanks chaps. We'd be ever so grateful. Honest. Meanwhile Thomas Vermaelen says we're not scared of anybody, which is good to hear. The Champions League draw got a little clearer last night as United went through and Real Madrid went out. It just puts what we do into perspective a little bit. They spent bazillions on players, we sell ours on eBay to raise funds to keep the lights on, and it's another example of how spending does not always mean success. That's not to say not spending equals success either. I don't know what my point is really. I think it's that Cristiano Ronaldo is a cunt. Yep, that works. Sol Campbell is looking for an England recall apparently. I don't really have any problem with that. The only way he'll get called up for England is if he's playing exceptionally well for us. I love this picture of him on the official site. If caption competitions weren't so unspeakably dull and unfunny it'd be perfect for one of those. Here's a BBC blog about our young goalkeeper WojScez©. Please note new naming convention as this will save me literally minutes each time I mention him. No more copying and pasting from the official site for me. No sir. Roma are 'closing in' on William Gallas apparently. If he does go the boss is going to have some serious defender shopping to do this summer. Perhaps we could use the funds from the Adebayor transfer to set up a Boys from Brazil style cloning lab and that would solve all our problems. "Thomas Vermaelen, meet Thomas Vermaelen 2, Right-footed Thomas Vermaelen, Spare Thomas Vermaelen and emergency back-up Thomas Vermaelen". I don't think there's anything the FIFA rule book which says you can't play clones. If only Gregory Peck hadn't died in 2003 though, he was the man who knew how to do it all. Perry Groves, top man. It begs the questions though, doesn't it? How much would it take for you to put on a Sp*rs shirt? I have to say that as long as it's for charity there'd never be enough money on the table for me to do it. Even if it would save a million lives what do I care? I don't know any of them and they'd never have the good manners to even send me a simple thank you card or bake me a cake to show their appreciation for my efforts. That we would all live in a Perry Groves world may be just a dream, but it's a beautiful dream. Like that one I had about the Water Sheringham cannon I invented. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Early Hull team news, Arshavin strikes again + Arsecast 154 http://arseblog.net/2010/03/12/early-hull-team-news-arshavin-strikes-again-arsecast-154/ Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1092 team news ahead of tomorrow's game against Hull. Unusually Arsene's press conference took place yesterday. I don't know why. Perhaps they all have to attend a recital at which Fran Merida is doing a solo today. It's the only possible explanation I can think of. Anyway, the news is that Cesc is pretty much out. Arsene is talking about miracles but I think that even if Superman himself came down from heaven and used a magical viking elixir it'd be too risky to play him. There are also doubts over Sol Campbell, old age, and Tomas Rosicky, Tomas Rosicky. Sol apparently had cramps at the end of the Porto game. Good job he didn't have to do too much defending then. The choice is between him and Sylvester and I think, like most of you, I feel more assured with Sol at the back. With a week until the next game then I'd be inclined to smear him in Deep Heat and hope for the best. Alex Song misses out due his consistent and sustained thuggery. The news over William Gallas remains mixed. Arsene says he won't hurry him back and that the damage he's suffered to his calf is 'minor'. I'd be of the opinion that minor injuries might keep you out for a game or two, not over a month with no clear end in sight. 'Calves are sometimes a mystery', says the boss. And what can we say to that? Going into the game Arsene says there's no 'bad blood' with Hull who have, since their arrival in the Premier League, not exactly become firm favourites. There was the whole Spitgate thing when Brown made an absolute chump of himself, then the little bit of handbags earlier in the season when Nasri stood on someone's foot and that someone pretended he had been blunderbussed in the hole. When you add to that Phil Brown and his close association with Sam Allardyce then they're never going to be the club you invite to your birthday party. Still, it's clear that they're preparing for a physical game and are looking to take the handbags to another level tomorrow evening. The boss also denied he'd be going to Real Madrid after their collection of expensive stars crashed out of the Champions League. I'd forgotten the final was in the Bernebeu this season. Ouch. I'm sure Madrid fans are eagerly awaiting the return of former son Rafa Benitez who will lead them to Europa League glory in no time at all. AW has a contract with Arsenal till the end of next season and I'd be surprised if the club didn't try and extend that, whatever happens with the rest of this season. Gael Clichy talks about winning the league and Nicklas Bendtner, plus there's more brilliance from the Andrei Arshavin official site. I can't get over how consistently good this stuff is. For example:
    Hi. I am 25 years old and I’m still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don’t want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just want to know your opinion) Arshavin: I think I can help you. Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker. Step 2: Once you’ve found him, try to persuade him to “marry” you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fiancé :) Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he’ll live with you ;) I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you.
    Heh, that is glorious. Right up there with this one:
    Does anybody go in for sports in your family? Arshavin: Me.
    Fuckin heh again. It's surreal comedy of the highest order. Go read. Not a lot else happening in terms of news so how about a little bit of a competition? An Audience With...' is a new series on Arsenal TV Online - and I've got two pairs of tickets for you to attend the next programme being filmed. Ray Parlour will be at Emirates Stadium on Monday 15th March at 6.30pm and you could be there too to put your question to the man himself. All you have to do to be in with a chance of attending is answer the following question: What was Ray Parlour's nickname? Was it a) The Romford Malcolm Christie b) The Romford Ripper or c) The Romford Pele? Answers to competition@arseblog.com, winners will be notified tomorrow. If you don't win you can watch it by subscribing to Arsenal TV Online for £3.99 a month or £45 for a full year - details here. Right then, time for this week's Arsecast. I'm joined by Amy Lawrence from the Guardian and Observer to talk about the goings on, thankfully it's all about the football this time around. Andrei Arshavin pops in as well amongst the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's arsecast directly - click here (20mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio That will have to do, have yourselves a good Friday. More tomorrow.]]>
    1092 2010-03-12 09:00:08 2010-03-12 09:00:08 open open early-hull-team-news-arshavin-strikes-again-arsecast-154 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Hull preview - Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/03/13/hull-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:00:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1090 We have never talked (about the title), we just kept going and going - but now even more it is the time to be doing our talking on the pitch because we have a great opportunity. Sensible words but I'd be very surprised if it hadn't been commented on and spoken about on the training ground. What more motivation do you need? 'We can win this league'. Of course the focus should be on the next game but like us I'm sure the players are going over the permutations. Who will drop points where? What if they do this and we do that? As we keep saying though, what we have to do is not complicated, but it's hardly easy either. Just win the next game. At the moment Hull find themselves in the relegation zone and will be scrapping for their lives. Let's face it, they're so wound up at the moment they've taken to engaging in fisticuffs with each other. They got a right pasting from Everton last weekend and they'll be out to restore some pride this evening, especially at home. It's not going to be simple by any means but you have to think we have the quality overall to do it. We have no further definitive team news. There were doubts about Rosicky and Sol Campbell and of course we'll be without Alex Song. I'm not going to guess at the team but I suspect Denilson will come in for Song, Sylvester could well play at the back and Theo Walcott could be thrust into the forward three if Rosicky doesn't make it. Leading the attack will be Nicklas Bendtner who will want to build on his midweek hat-trick. Consistency and being 22 years of age don't always go hand in hand but strikers often go on streaks of scoring and I hope he continues his. Interesting comments from Arsene Wenger about him:
    He can sometimes be completely wrong when he walks in and says, ‘I am the best’ - but if you tell him ‘You are not the best because you haven’t done that, that and that’ he listens to you and tries to take advice on board. So his is not a blind confidence in himself - that is why I like him and always believed in him. I have to give him more leeway, but I have also learned you can’t have a robot playing up front.
    He's definitely an interesting character and as Amy Lawrence pointed out in yesterday's Arsecast this is a crucial time in his development. He's got a big chance to make an impact at Arsenal now, it's all there in front of him if he wants it. Let's hope he rises to the challenge. It's a tea-time kick off, so far this season those games have been successful. We've won away at Everton, Fulham, Wolves and most recently Stoke. Fingers crossed we can keep up the run and get three more points before we turn our focus to the next game. The Guardian has a nice piece about Samir Nasri and his dribbling skills. David Lacey calls him a throwback to the days of Stanley Matthews. Days way before my time, I might add. Arsene Wenger talks about him here and praises the attitude of Emmanuel Eboue after the way he's performed this season, which is admirable, I have to say. And that's about that in terms of the news. Final thing for today is to announce the winners of the Arsenal TV Online competition to attend Monday night's recording of the Q&A with the legend that is Ray Parlour. The answer to the question was c) The Romford Pele and the RNG did its thing and chose Ian Metcalf and Lesley Watters as the lucky winners. I'll be in touch with both of you this morning to give you more details. And remember a subscription to ATVO costs only £3.99 a month or £45 for the year. Well worth it, in my opinion. Right, that will have to be that. Time to keep busy till 5.30. COME ON YOU REDS!]]>
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    Hull 1-2 Arsenal: Hull get what they deserved http://arseblog.net/2010/03/14/hull-1-2-arsenal-hull-get-what-they-deserved/ Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1088 Just a couple of moments later Hull got a penalty. The ball was clipped over the top of our defence to Jan Venegoor of Hesselink of Hull and he was a mile offside. The assistant referee was looking straight at it and kept his flag down. It was a costly mistake for us. He continued, Sol Campbell made contact and Venegoor of Hesselink of Hull went down, as I think any striker would. The debate about whether it should have been a red card for Sol was a bit maddening. Surely the debate should have been about why the offside wasn't given. I watched Phil Brown afterwards say it should have been red because it denied a clear goalscoring opportunity, which is absolute bollocks, naturally. Venegoor of Hesselink of Hull didn't have control of the ball. It was behind his head. Unless he was going to do a Higuita style scorpion kick there was no way he was scoring, and with all due respect to the player he doesn't look supple enough to do that. Still, the penalty was given, Sol got a yellow card and Jimmy Bullard smashed it home to make it 1-1. Not long afterwards Hull picked up their first yellow card of the game, which is quite remarkable given the way they'd been playing. For example, Sagna and Eboue had combined down our right, Eboue was in possession of the ball, and Fagan (doesn't deserve a first name) grabbed Sagna around the head and dragged him to the ground. The assistant saw it, spoke to the ref, and the ref didn't book him. How is grabbing someone around the head off the ball not a yellow card? On the other side Mendy was niggling his way around the pitch and got away with at least three or four clear fouls. It was tactical by Hull, deliberate to stop us getting into our stride, and it worked in the first half. Unfortunately for them they lost their heads a little bit. As Dawson was being booked for his crude lunge at Denilson, George Boateng decided he'd try and poke Nicklas Bendnter in the eye. If Phil Brown wants to talk about the 'letter of the law', as he did in his post-match interviews, the minute you raise your hands to a player's face you're off. Sly shit like poking someone in the eye is the work of a nasty cunt too. He got a yellow, it should have been a red. Somehow Nick got booked as well. Just a few minutes later and there was a bit of justice. Sagna broke towards their area, nicked the ball in front of him and Boateng went straight with his studs into Sagna's knee. It should have been a straight red, he got another yellow but two of them meant his game was over, and rightly so. It was interesting to hear Phil Brown say afterwards Boateng had not let him down. I'm assuming that's because he instructed him to go out and behave like a fucking thug. So half-time and it was 1-1. Playing against 10 men in the second half had me confident, but credit to Hull, they worked hard and made life very difficult for us. And they worked hard properly, without resorting to dirty stuff. We huffed and puffed but struggled to create very much at all. Theo Walcott was introduced and almost immediately set up a goal. He cut it back and it arrived to Andrei Arshavin whose wild hack over the bar was abysmal at any level. I know people can talk about Bendnter's finishing but the Russian has missed three open goals in a week too. Eduardo came on, Hull got men behind the ball and without the craft of a Nasri, Cesc or Rosicky in midfield we looked a little short on ideas. Thankfully, in the 93rd minute, Denilson thought 'Hey, I know. I'll have a shot'. He fired one in from distance which the keeper really should have dealt with quite comfortably. Instead he parried it straight back in front of him, Bendtner was on his toes anticipating the mistake and he side-footed it home to win us the game. It doesn't really need to be said how crucial that goal was, does it? A draw against 10 men would have been disastrous, in terms of the chase for the title and perhaps for morale. Instead we got that wonderful feeling you get when you score a last minute winner. Credit to Bendtner for staying focussed right to the death and to the team for keeping going. Afterwards Arsene said:
    It was a very big win. When you play a difficult game at midweek there is a lot of mental tension. And we came here and won today, so of course a big three points. We have desire and mental strength and we never give up. And for such a young team that is great.
    It sure is but what makes that even more enjoyable is the obvious pain it caused Phil Brown. Call me a small, petty man if you will, but I took enormous pleasure at how gutted he was afterwards. That must have hurt a lot. Let's face it, if we'd stuck four or five past them he'd have had to admit we were a 'level above' or some such bollocks, but to hang on with 10 men until the 93rd minute and then get beaten ... hahahaha. I love it. He's a Sadsuma. Overall, it wasn't the greatest performance ever, there were mitigating factors of course, but at the end of the day the three points was all that mattered. We now have a week off before we play West Ham, time to rest some weary legs, recharge the batteries and get focussed on that. It makes for another pleasureable Sunday all the same. Breakfast, the papers and I might watch Phil Brown's post-match interview again - hahahaha. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1088 2010-03-14 09:00:51 2010-03-14 09:00:51 open open hull-1-2-arsenal-hull-get-what-they-deserved publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Match of the Day ignore the real talking point of the Hull game http://arseblog.net/2010/03/15/match-of-the-day-ignore-the-real-talking-point-of-the-hull-game/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1086 So MOTD featured replays of that and both the tedious Alans saw nothing wrong with it. 'Perfect', said Shearer. So, if it was perfect, what's the point in going on about it? Maybe they could compare and contrast Sol's tackle with a recent tackle which left a player with a broken leg? Nope. Fair enough. If they want to show it on its own merits then that's understandable, but I don't know how they can do that and ignore Boateng's thuggery. Speaking afterwards, Nicklas Bendtner, who previously had Boateng's finger in his eye (and who knows where that finger has been?), said:
    My eye’s OK now. I told him you can’t poke someone in the eye when the ref isn’t looking. That’s not fair. I told him that and he got a bit upset. He took it out on Bac and rightly got a red card. It was a poor challenge. You can see Bac's knee and it's got stud marks all along it.  It could have been another serious injury but, luckily, nothing happened.
    And I think we were lucky. There was no intent to play the ball, he didn't so much go over it as out of its orbit, and he planted his studs quite deliberately on Sagna's knee. Yes, he got a red card but only for his second yellow. The tackle was worthy of a red card on its own (and that's leaving aside the earlier red Boateng should have had). So, if you're going to spend a few minutes talking about a 'perfect' tackle, why can't you spend even 30 seconds highlighting two things? One, a terrible tackle which could have resulted in another serious injury and two, a shockingly poor refereeing decision. Andre Marriner allowed Hull to make challenge after challenge until the bar had been raised so high that Boateng figured he might get away with a crude, studs-up challenge on Sagna's knee. Boateng is an experienced player, he knew he was on a yellow, but he'd seen the referee allow Fagan to grab an Arsenal player around the head and drag him to the ground without a yellow card. He'd seen Hull commit foul after foul without sanction. I suspect he thought he'd get a final warning and that's Marriner's fault. I'm all for the ref allowing the game to flow, I hate seeing players booked for no good reason but the official has to keep control of the game and he did not. As for Match of the Day, I suppose it's too much to ask that they dedicate any time to things like this until it happens to somebody they deem it important enough to focus on. I wonder who makes those decisions? Is is the presenters? The producer? Who decides what the talking points are? Whoever it is got it wrong on Saturday. Sol Campbell's tackle was definitely worth talking about but only if you're putting in context by showing challenges like Boateng's which should be highlighted and driven out of the game. There was malice, clearly, there was intent, yet only a yellow card. Challenges like that need to be reviewed independently of the referee and the perpetrators given suspensions which go beyond the normal disciplinary procedures. As soon as that happens players will not go studs-up into other players knees, not unless they're seriously mental, and the longer people like that spend out of the game the better. Not much else going on really. Are you bothered that Samir Nasri is worried about his World Cup place? I can't say I am to be honest. For me it's quite simple, if he performs well for Arsenal then he'll go to South Africa, I'm sure. Although with that loon Domenech you never know. The planets might be lined up wrong or something. Still, if Nasri can consistently produce the form he has shown in some recent games then he'd be a fool not to take him. Alex Ferguson has started on the mind games, saying Arsenal are likely to be the most likely challengers to United for the title. It's easy to see where he's coming from. We don't have to face either of United or Chelsea and on paper the run in is slightly easier than theirs but he never says anything in public without having some kind of ulterior motive for it. It's an attempt to start putting pressure on us, we've just got to keep our heads down, ignore him and keep working hard. And there we go. We can ease ourselves into things and with the full week to prepare for West Ham on Saturday it'll be that kind of week, I reckon. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1086 2010-03-15 09:00:13 2010-03-15 09:00:13 open open match-of-the-day-ignore-the-real-talking-point-of-the-hull-game publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Orange you glad Bendtner scored that goal? http://arseblog.net/2010/03/16/orange-you-glad-bendtner-scored-that-goal/ Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1084 Nicklas Bendtner may or may not go on to become an Arsenal great, it's too early to say, but his winner against Hull not only won us three vital points, it was the final straw for the board of Hull City who decided Phil Brown's time was up. If he was a sadsuma on Saturday, this latest piece of inclementine news will have done nothing for his mood. And Nick's goal will always have done two great things. Another Allardyce accolyte gone and that's no bad thing for football. He did give us some comedy moments, in fairness. The team talk on the pitch will go down in history as one of the most risible, cringeworthy episodes of all time. There was his toe curling interview with 5Live after the Spitgate affair when he claimed Arsene Wenger would not shake his hand, claims disproven by easily available video and pictorial evidence - and then this week's hilarious 'Oh shit, we've just let in a last minute winner' face which I will always cherish. Cheerio Tango, not singing now, are ya? Moving on, as Arsene Wenger declares us the Kings of the Late Goal, Nicklas Bendtner says, like Journey, we won't stop believing:
    If you give up after 80 minutes then you cannot be a player. I always believe until the last minute that we can do it because I have seen it so many times.
    It's a fantastic ability to have because when games are tight it work for you. The opposition know they're playing a team who are capable of scoring at any moment and perhaps it puts them on the back foot a bit. Still, as much as I love last minute winners, and as much as I leapt about my sitting room like a second rate Goodplaya, I'd quite happily swap each last minute goal for about four not last minute goals. Or even three first half goals. I know it's all part of the excitement but sometimes I prefer my excitement a little less exciting. Sol Campbell has spoken about our run in saying it's not easy despite everyone saying it's easy. I have to admit, I find Sol a bit hard to listen to. He's been in football a long time so when he speaks to the media or even the old Arsenal TV, he's a bit too savvy to say anything really interesting. It's football platitudes, for the most part. We've got to keep on working hard, focus on the next game etc etc. It's a good point about the run in though. It's no harm him keeping some of them on their toes. Perhaps with younger players there's a temptation to look at the fixtures, see none of the other title contenders and think we just have to turn up to win the games. That kind of attitude cost us dearly in the past, we have to ensure it doesn't happen again, especially given the position we find ourselves in right now. Meanwhile Sol has done a deal with Portsmouth over the money he's owed by them. I wonder if there's been any advice from Arsenal over that, knowing that anything that might force them closer to going under completely would be a very bad thing for us. Whatever happens to them in the longer term if the went out of business completely this season the points we won against them would have been lost. I saw an article pop up on NewsNow late last night from the official Andrei Arshavin website. 'Hurrah', I thought to myself, which is usually who I think to, 'another surreal question and answer session'. Sadly, it was just news of a car accident he was involved in. No real harm done, a bit of bumper damage and off he went. Maybe it's just me but when I think of Andrei Arshavin driving I picture him leaving his house and deciding which from the vast fleet of Matchbox cars he's going to take out. And the horn on his car sounds like Roadrunner. Maybe I'm thinking about this too much. In which case I had better go get some breakfast and eagerly await fresh news and the like to bring you tomorrow morning. Till then.]]>
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    This Irishman walked into a bar ... http://arseblog.net/2010/03/17/this-irishman-walked-into-a-bar/ Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1081 Dara reminds us on the radio of our obligation. In Dara we trust! So wherever you are and whatever you do today, have yourselves a good one. As it's a bank holiday here in the Isle of Snakes, I might just have a pint later and sing some traditional songs. "To St Patrick", I might say. "He might have been the serpent-ridding equivalent of Stefan Malz, but at least we have a day off". And the few people left with jobs will still call in sick tomorrow because they've got a 'tummy bug' or because 'there's a 24 hour thing going round'. And sure what's the point of going in on Friday then anyway? Might as well make the long weekend out of it. We'll be back on our feet in no time. I mean, if our politicians can fuck off halfway around the world (which, frankly, is the best place for most of them), instead of staying home to sort out our problems, then why should we bother? Let the *boilking* commence. In Arsenal news it looks as if Cesc Fabregas will be back for the West Ham game this weekend. This is good. Tomas Rosicky is also likely to be back. Also good. And William Gallas is hoping to be back in training but that's kind of like me waking up one day hoping to discover I've got blistering pace and that the forward who just ran past me doesn't require me to tap his ankles then for me to hold my hands up in the air like an Italian defender trying to suggest that it was an accident. You never know though. Theo Walcott obviously spent a lot of time when he was out injured catching up with the news on Arsenal.com - newly crowned sports website of the year award. He learned that a player out injured is only a player out injured when he's injured, when he comes back he's LANS. Yep, Theo reckons he's LANS even though he's not LANSHJAIPFA. It's like going to a garage, asking them to swap your old car which is banjaxed in a trade-in for a new one. They give yours a wash, valet the inside, clean out the dozen or so bottles of water that are under the seats and tell you it's a new car. If the garageman said "It's like a new car, sir", you'd give him short shrift indeed, or perhaps even karate chop him in the side of the neck, for that is where karate chops are best administered. Theo, you were a new signing years ago, when you arrived fresh faced and innocent and didn't play for months. And now you're fresh faced and innoce ... erm ... maybe he's got a point. Ray Parlour reckons Theo could be the man in the run in. Speaking at the Q&A the other night, he said:
    Against Burnley, he was brilliant, absolutely fantastic. But if you are going to be a big player you need to do that week in week out at a consistent level. Theo will do that once he gets his injuries sorted out. Once he does that he can be a massive player for Arsenal.
    I think the Theo who played against Burnley is the one we'd all love to see on a consistent basis. Although I'd love Theo to get so good and so awesome that one day we send him out to play Chelsea wearing a dress and people will say 'Haha, look at Ashley Cole. He got torn a new one by a footballer wearing a dress. Let's all point and laugh at him ... some more'. Something for Theo to aspire to. The Guardian is linking us with an 18 year old Ajax player, Christian Eriksen. He's Danish so is probably well aware that we have the best Danish player who ever lived, or ever will live, with us already. If that's not an attractive proposition for any football then I don't know what is. Ajax are currently managed by former Sp*rs boss Martin Jol. Quite what difference this makes to anything I don't know. Anyway, that will have to do for today. Have a good one, whatever you get up to, and remember: green vomit doesn't make you Irish, it just means you need to lay off the creme de menthe. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Is this next season's home kit? http://arseblog.net/2010/03/17/is-this-next-seasons-home-kit/ Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:00:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1079 ]]> 1079 2010-03-17 09:00:05 2010-03-17 09:00:05 open open is-this-next-seasons-home-kit publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Champs League - New Kit - Alex Song is one of us http://arseblog.net/2010/03/18/champs-league-new-kit-alex-song-is-one-of-us/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1077 Yesterday I was sent this picture which was rumoured to be our new kit for next season. Chances are it's probably not, because of one simple fact - it's too good to be true. It's just so goddam nice. Simple, elegant, Arsenalish. Proper white sleeves, not the shoddy Charlton effort we have at the moment. However, if on the off chance anyone from Nike is reading this here's a small taste of the reaction from people on Twitter who viewed the post: "Please please please" -@twelfthcylon "If that is next year's kit, I'm gonna buy Nike stock. They're gonna sell so many of those things" - @chindaw "if that is the new kit then I will definitely be buying it !! Haven't bought one for 5 years" - @clockendgooner "More awesome than dinosaurs" - @feverpitch - via @SteffensArsenal And there are countless more reactions to the sheer awesomeness of how that shirt looks. I know that there's supposedly some kind of fan input to new shirts but it's hard to believe at times. Either that or the focus groups are made up of Sp*rs plants. The current home kit does not elicit the same favourable response, not by a long way, the blue away kit is horrible like a cheap suit, like all the blue kits we have, and ultimately fans want their team's shirt to be a thing of beauty. I realise it can't always be the case but even if this is fake it gives those who design the shirts a good dose of free feedback as to what would be a success and, importantly to them and the club, what would sell by the bucketload. Hopefully it's at least similar to this. Over to you, Mike. I mean, Nike. Alex Song reveals his reaction to Nicklas Bendtner's late goal against Hull:
    I was like a crazy man. I jumped everywhere. I was watching it with my son and he did not know what was happening. But when Nicklas scored I just said ‘yeeeeeessssssss’.
    I love that because he did what we all did. We jumped around our sitting rooms like crazy men saying 'yeeeeesssssss'. I wonder did he follow that with 'Hahaha, stick that up your orange cunt, Brown!'. Probably not, but that small connection, that thing in common, it's good to know that the players celebrate the same way we do. He goes on to talk about the belief in the team which is behind the late goals. It's certainly a great quality for a team to have. How many times over the years have we seen Man United, in particular, grab late goals to win games or even salvage an unlikely point? Let's hope this team can continue in this vein, although as I said the other day I could do without having to score this kind of goal too often. Not a great deal more happening at this early stage. From tomorrow we can start to preview the West Ham game which takes place in a weekend when the Mugsmashers are playing United and, hopefully, when John Terry will take out his frustration at yet another defeat by running over a flock of passing orphans. More, and and Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    1077 2010-03-18 09:00:13 2010-03-18 09:00:13 open open champs-league-new-kit-alex-song-is-one-of-us publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Endless injury - Champions League draw + Arsecast 155 http://arseblog.net/2010/03/19/endless-injury-champions-league-draw-arsecast-155/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1075 and explains:
    It's a calf strain, liquid between two muscles. When you rupture fibres, you bleed. When you inflame it a little bit, the envelope of every fibre swells and that creates a pressure on the muscle. You have to be careful not to create a pocket where this liquid doesn't move out any more. The fibres are not gone and he has a bit of pressure between two muscles.
    Not being a medical person I don't know if that's an explanation for a normal calf strain or the calf strain that Gallas has or if it's what sets Gallas's calf strain apart from everyone else's. Clearly there's something more seriously wrong than a bog standard strain. I've done it a couple of times myself and usually a week of rest sorts things out. The last time we saw Gallas, Lord Lucan was riding Shergar to victory in the Grand National whilst eating a Texan bar. As more time goes by the more you suspect it might have something to do with the contract situation - but then the sensible part of your head thinks he's too important to leave out for anything other than an injury. Arsene has, in the past, left out players whose contracts were running down but they were far more replaceable than Gallas is right now. As he says himself:
    We need Sol Campbell and Mikaël Silvestre to be highly ready to help us out.
    The bottom line is that if we're going to win something this year, both these gentlemen need to play out of their elderly experienced skins. We're now heading towards the end of March with no sign of Gallas. He could be back next week, he might never come back at all, and Sol and Sylvester will have to hold the fort for as long as is necessary. Looking ahead to the Champions League draw and two former Gunners have been talking about it. Thierry Henry says nobody wants to have to face Lionel Messi, which is really quite a good point, what with Messi being like 99 in everything with a green arrow, while Oleg Luzhny says we should be praying that we don't get Man United. Personally, I think we're going to draw Inter. And Mourinho will talk and talk. And if they score he'll celebrate in a way which will make me wish medieval torture was still legal - and even if we beat them the whole thing will be an unpleasant experience overall. Which is why I'd like someone else. The draw starts this morning from around 11am GMT. Fingers crossed. In other news Armand Traore says he doesn't want to join PSG at all just days after saying he'd like to join PSG. In fairness to him it sounds as if his words were twisted a little bit, which is disappointing. Who would ever have thought a profession as noble and principled as journalism would sink to such depths? Not I, that is for sure. I have been alerted to the fact that the Mongy faced legbreaker from Stoke and his baseball cap wearing goader-in-chief have been talking again about Aaron Ramsey. However, I shall not be saying anything more about them. From the little I have read it seems our boy has chosen to ignore the cunts, rightly enough, and I think we'd be best off doing the same. Now then, onto this week's Arsecast. I'm joined by Tim Stillman from Vital Arsenal to discuss the Hull game, the Champions League draw and the sacking of Phil Brown (an event almost as seismic as the one that occurred Rome). Also, Arsene Wenger Hawkins has some thoughts on that matter, Andrei Arshavin pops in and there's the usual guff ahead of the West Ham game tomorrow. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (21mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's just about that for this morning. Please spare a thought for the Arseblog basset hound who is actually older than Sol and Sylvester and me combined. He's 13 and a half and three quarters and a bit - and this morning he has to go and have some lump removal surgery. Nothing too serious hopefully but there you go. Till tomorrow, basset lovers.]]>
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    West Ham preview + Champions League reaction http://arseblog.net/2010/03/20/west-ham-preview-champions-league-reaction/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1073 Cesc connection, the fact that this is a game the football purists will be creaming themselves over and so much more. However, there's plenty of time to do that when the time is right. At the moment we can't afford to look any further than West Ham so we'll return to this subject at a later date. As we get Cesc, Rosicky, Song and Vela back for today's game, the news about William Gallas remains poor. According to Arsene Wenger:
    He is seeing a specialist. He is in a rehabilitation centre in the south of France. He went one week ago. He comes back on Wednesday. I have spoken to the doctor he spoke to and the progress is not as quick as I expected it to be. We need to be a little patient. He had two recurrences of the calf so we have to be more patient than before.
    They'd want to forget a rehab centre and send him to Lourdes at this stage. The boss has already pretty much ruled him out of the first Barcelona game and given the way his injury isn't responding at all you have to wonder when we'll see him again. The manager says it won't affect his contract talks but surely you have to take into account the fact that a player spends a long time out injured each season before you sign him up again. I'm getting something in my earpiece here ... a Mr van Persie claims that's not the case at all and I should shut up at once. Nevertheless, the absence of Gallas is a problem that may become more acute as the games start to come thick and fast. Ahead of today's game the boss has called for focus:
    We have fought since August for the championship and it is important we keep our mind on what is vital to us - that is the championship, then we can go into the Champions League with the right belief.
    Which is absolutely right. Today we face a West Ham side scrapping at the wrong end of the table. As much as we want the points to stay in the title race, they want them to move away from the relegation zone. There's no such thing as a team being 'too good to go down'. I watched them last week against Chelsea and they gave them a bit of a scare at first. They should certainly have taken the lead, some chappy missed the kind of sitter that Bendtner and Arshavin could only dream about, and it was 1-1 at half time before Chelsea pulled away. I won't guess at the team but the return of some fresh legs in Cesc, Rosicky and Alex Song could well be crucial. I'm not one of those who believes Chelsea's CL defeat will affect them negatively. They're too experienced for that and will redouble their efforts when it comes to the league. Whether they can find any kind of decent form is another question. United play the Mugsmashers tomorrow and we'll be looking for Torres and that sneaky assault guy to do us a favour, if possible. Most crucial though is that we get the right result from this evening's game. Fingers crossed we've got the focus and belief to put in a performance later on. Finally, the Arseblog basset is doing fine and dandy, thanks for asking. He's got a green bandage on his paw and no more lumps where there shouldn't be lumps. Here's to three points later on. Come on Arsenal!]]>
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    Arsenal 2-0 West Ham: 10 man Gunners go top http://arseblog.net/2010/03/21/arsenal-2-0-west-ham-10-man-gunners-go-top/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1071 There were some dangerous moments from West Ham but with Mido up front making Sol Campbell look like Karen Carpenter there wasn't too much to worry about. Then, just before half time, the otherwise impeccable Alex Song gave the ball away cheaply in midfield, they clipped one over the top, Vermaelen and Franco challenged for it, the West Ham player fell over and the referee took the cue from his linesman - penalty West Ham and a red card for Vermaelen. It was very harsh, Arsene went a bit mental on the touchline, immediately going to the 4th official, but Vermaelen himself is a proper professional and knew the decision wasn't going to be changed. Instead of making a fuss he just headed for the dressing room. I know there are rules about clear goal scoring opportunities and last man and all that but there was barely any contact between the two players, Franco was as light on his feet as you'd expect a former La Liga man to be, and the ref couldn't have seen it well enough to be sure. The linesman was also behind the play. Let's note as well that Franco was not in control of the ball either. If he had been and if he'd been the victim of a crude chop from Vermaelen then nobody could have any complaints. As it was the punishment for Arsenal was ridiculously severe. A penalty and a sending off for that? It's seems rather at odds with the offence but what can you do? Vermaelen will receive a one match ban, not the scaremongering three matches than ESPN kept peddling. Maybe they thought if they said it enough it'd come true - but surely it's not too much to expect one person from the whole broadcast team to know the rules of the game they're covering. One match it is. I've heard people talking about appealing it but I would be against that. Firstly there's the danger it might be increased and secondly I don't think it'll do TV any harm to have a little rest ahead of the Barcelona game. So, a penalty to the Hammers but justice was done when Almunia saved Diamanti's effort brilliantly. The Spaniard has had his critics this season but that save could turn out to be absolutely massive. It ensured Arsenal kept the lead going into half time and we could reorganise ourselves. At the start of the second half West Ham looked a bit better, mostly because the balance wasn't right from an Arsenal point of view. When Bendtner was withdrawn for Diaby and Arshavin put up front where he didn't have any kind of midfield/defensive responsibility we were better almost straight away. The Frenchman showed exactly what Arsene has persisted with him despite the injuries. The way he can turn away from opponents with his first touch and immediately find two or three yards of space is a skill that very few footballers have. He made a real difference. Alongside him Denilson was having his best game in a very long time. He got stuck in, passed the ball well (at one point late in the game he had 100% pass completion stats) and his positional discipline was much better. At the back Alex Song was outstanding. Probably the best game he's ever had for us and his emergence is a lesson to many of us not to be so definitive when making judgements on players. Maybe, just maybe, Arsene knows them a bit better than we do. Also, his performance there gives the manager another option. If Denilson can play like that more often, a midfield trio with Cesc and Diaby would allow Song to move back, when required, without hurting us too much. For me Song is a better option there than Sylvester. We shored up the right hand side by bringing on Sagna for Nasri. Eboue moved further forward and tormented West Ham with his direct running. Carlton Cole had their only real chance of the half as he fired a shot off the outside of the post. The way Almunia celebrated makes you think he got fingertips to it as well. Eventually we got the second I think our performance deserved. Eboue fed Cesc on the edge of the box, he clipped it to go around Upson but the former Arsenal man handled it about three times and the penalty was given. Funny how the ref who sent off Vermaelen so easily didn't see fit to give Upson another yellow but there you go. Cesc fired home his 18th goal of the season and the three points were in the bag. Playing 45 minutes with 10 men, when the stakes are so high, should have been absolutely nerve wracking. It's a huge credit to our players and the way we performed that my nerves were only slightly wracked. On top of some great individual performances we have to step back and laud the desire and character of this team. The spirit and commitment is just wonderful to see and when you're asked questions in a title race it's nice to be able to step up and answer them. Afterwards Arsene said:
    I believe we had an outstanding game. We played with class and spirit and we kept our nerve when the situation became difficult. So overall we have shown a good attitude, good maturity, and in the important moments in any department we were decisive.
    And on winning the title he said:
    We want to win the trophy because we are all conscious we have won nothing yet. The hunger, the talent and I think the nerves are there.
    There are just seven games to go now. We still need some results to go our way and the margin for error is minimal, if it exists at all, but we've got a great chance. As well as that the team has shown in recent games that they really want this too. Stoke, a late win under the most trying of circumstances. A last gasp winner against Hull, and now the win at home having played the whole of the second half with 10 men. And we didn't just grind that out yesterday, we played them off the park at times with one man less. I don't want to do anything but think about the next game, and it's crucial that the team maintain that focus too, but it's all starting to get a bit exciting now. ---- In a quick round up of the other Sunday news, Aaron Ramsey is walking without crutches already. Which is amazing to me. I'm sure he's not playing hop-scotch or anything but it's hugely encouraging that he's able to do that so soon after the injury. The News of the World links us with Wigan's young Irish midfielder, James McCarthy. Apparently Steve Rowley was sent to cast his beady eye over him as they played Burnley yesterday. By all accounts he's an outstanding talent and it'd be a fairly typical Arsene signing, you have to say. Robin van Persie could return in a month, apparently, but we seem to have been hearing that for a while now. Personally, I've written him off for the rest of the season so if he does make it back it'll be a nice bonus. Bayern Munich want Nicklas Bendtner, apparently. There's talk of a £15m bid but this just seems a bit poo-ey to me. And that's about that. Another Sunday made pleasant by Arsenal doing the business the day before. As the boss says we can relax and watch the games today, all of us looking for the Mugsmashers to do us a favour and, somewhat sickeningly, hoping Sam Allardyce has a happy evening later on. Still, needs must. Till tomorrow.]]>
    1071 2010-03-21 09:00:22 2010-03-21 09:00:22 open open arsenal-2-0-west-ham-10-man-gunners-go-top publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A mostly decent weekend http://arseblog.net/2010/03/22/a-mostly-decent-weekend/ Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1069 Arsene says:
    What is good is that we cannot even calculate. We absolutely have to win all of our games. If it's 0-0 with 10 minutes to go, we have to throw all the strikers on and keep pushing for the win. I believe we can go and win the next games; we have that kind of attitude.
    There's some talk about whether Arsenal would deserve the title if we did go on to win it. Without getting ahead of ourselves, that's just nonsense. The team that's top after 38 games has the most points, therefore they deserve it. It's not what you do against your rivals that determines the champions, it's what you do from August to May. Cesc, while excited about the game against Barcelona, has reiterated the focus that the team must have. He says:
    At the moment we have won nothing. We are not thinking about being champions. We are only thinking about Birmingham next week. There is a lot of time to think about Barcelona. Our first priority is Birmingham and that it is the sign of champions, taking things game by game.
    Quite right. Anyone who watched Barcelona last night and saw Messi score a hat-trick and win a penalty will have been hugely encourged. He's obviously peaked too soon and by the time we play them he'll be more Lionel Blair than Lionel Messi. The Barcelona game is huge, no question about it. It's a glamorous, exciting fixture but if the players allow themselves to start thinking about that ahead of the Birmingham game it could be very dangerous indeed. We need 100% focus from everybody. Anyway, more on that as the week progresses. Robin van Persie has given an update on his status to Dutch TV, apparently. He said:
    For a few weeks now I have trained with the ball. It looks good.
    Arsene reckons he's still a month away but you know this is probably one of those times when I'd be happy for us to take a risk with a player and bring him back a bit quicker, if possible. If he can stay fit, fantastic. We have one of our best players back and a player who should be physically fresh considering he has spent most of the season sitting on his hole. If he breaks down again then we're just back to square one, no real harm done and he's got all summer to recover. World Cup? Who cares? Ok, he might and a load of Dutch people might but that's not really important. The thing is, when a player comes back from a long injury like that, it can take him some weeks to find his fitness and his touch. If we get down to the final four weeks of the season, can we afford to have a player who perhaps is going to struggle to make any kind of an impact? Obviously this is all for Arsene to decide but I suppose, in the grand scheme of things, it's a relatively good problem for him to have. On his official site Andrei Arshavin compares Denilson to a 'clockwork bunny', lauding his performance against West Ham, and reveals his leg had been 'darned'. I'm assuming that means he got some stitches in it for some reason but the idea of an old lady having at him with a ball of yarn is much more fun. Beyond that not much happening this Monday morning. I'm off to try and find someone with a crate full of knock off cortisone, having picked up numerous shin and ankle injuries in 5-a-side this weekend. All I need now is to skin my knees to revert fully back to my younger self. Although there was always a great satisfaction when you did that, it scabbed over and then you picked off the scab at the exact moment when removing it hurt a little bit but not too much. Till tomorrow, knee scabbers.]]>
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    Verm in appeal + RVP + TH14 http://arseblog.net/2010/03/23/verm-in-appeal-rvp-th14/ Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1067 the club are appealing Thomas Vermaelen's red card against West Ham on Saturday. I have to say I'm feeling a little nervous about this, to be honest. I really don't see how it can be overturned and we run the risk of having the ban extended if the FA deem the appeal to be frivolous. Now, it was a soft red card but it's also the kind of red card that is handed out week after week without appeal from clubs on the receiving end. Personally, I don't think there's even the slightest chance the red card will be rescinded and the ban lifted - we can only hope that the FA look at it, see that there was barely any contact and then simply dismiss the appeal without increasing the length of the ban. However, this is the FA we're dealing with here and frankly I have no faith in them to make a sensible decision. If they announced that Vermaelen was to be encased in a spinning mirror and blasted into space by Superman I wouldn't bat an eyelid. I don't think it's necessarily a lack of faith in Sylvester either. I don't think he wants to play Sol Campbell before the Barcelona game so I think if he wins the appeal it'd be the two left footers against Birmingham. So, I imagine it'll be Song and Sylvester at the back on Saturday leaving a relatively fresh Sol and Vermaelen for the first leg against Barcelona. Whether we'll have Vermaelen for the visit of Wolves remains to be seen. The 'hearing' takes place today so we'll find out later on what's gone down. Meanwhile Robin van Persie still remains a month away from a return to action. Arsene says:
    I think he will be back this week. We sent our fitness coach out to Holland where Robin has been having his rehabilitation. Physically he looks very sharp but we aim at least to wait a month.
    So if we say he's coming back around this time next month it leaves him just three league games to be involved in. Man City at home, Blackburn away and the final game of the season at home to Fulham. Potentially he could be involved in the Champions League semi-finals too if we get that far. So really we're not going to see much of him at all, and then there's the whole 'slight setback' thing to come, right? Seems to happen to all our players so we might be lucky to see him at all. We shall see. The Thierry Henry factor is one of the sideshows of our two games against Barcelona, but to be honest I'd be surprised if he played after some of his comments. He said:
    I'm not saying I won't try to fight or whatever because that's the way the game is. But I don't want to play against Arsenal. It will be weird for me to step on the pitch, even if it's at the Emirates and not Highbury, with another shirt on.
    See the video here. As much as we might find those comments endearing, can you imagine if we had signed Eto'o, for example, and he said he didn't want to play against Barcelona? You'd worry if the player was going to give 100%. I'm not doubting Thierry's professionalism by any means but the coach might think that subconsciously he's not going to get the best out of his player and pick the team accordingly. "And it's Xavi ... to Messi ... the little Argentinian is in great form at the moment. He skips past the challenge of Clichy, feints, comes inside, does a Cruyff turn around Song, nutmegs Vermaelen, he's clean through here, Almunia comes out but Messi just dances around him, stops, points, laughs nonchalantly, bends down to tie his shoe lace, moves towards goal and Messi must score here to win the tie for Barcelona, to send them through, he lifts his foot, he's going to put Arsenal out here but ... oh my God ... what a tackle! What an incredible piece of defensive play that is. I've never seen anything like. Thierry Henry has sprinted 75 yards to take the ball off Messi and he plays it over the top for Walcott and Arsenal counter ..." I mean, would you take that risk if you were Guardiola? Anyway, as there's not much else going and we're on a Thierry Henry trip here, how about a competition? Thierry Henry canvas from Modern Canvas ArtMy good old pals at Modern Canvas Art have kindly given me this Thierry Henry canvas to give away to one lucky reader. To win, it's very simple, answer the following question: From which club did Arsenal sign Thierry Henry? Was it a) Monaco b) Juventus c) Racing Club de Minge Answers to competition@arseblog.com and you have until Wednesday night to get your entries in. The winner will chosen by the Random Number Generator on Thurday morning. Right so, that will have to suffice for today. More tomorrow on Thomas Vermaelen being shot into space. Till then.]]>
    1067 2010-03-23 09:00:55 2010-03-23 09:00:55 open open verm-in-appeal-rvp-th14 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Defensive options - Arssssshhhhhhhavin - other stuff http://arseblog.net/2010/03/24/defensive-options-arssssshhhhhhhavin-other-stuff/ Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1064 Speaking to Russian TV he said:
    I am still of the opinion that to win trophies Arsenal needs more players. There is the simple fact that last summer we sold two players and bought only one. So there is an obvious deficit of at least one. Then we lost Van Persie, Gibbs and Ramsey for a long time. So for me it is natural we need new players.
    Which all seems quite reasonable ... apart from the fact there's nothing we can do at the moment to bring in new players. So you would have to wonder why, when we're right at the business end of the season, one of the most experienced players in the team would say something like this. Surely a quote along the lines of 'We have the quality to win something this season' would be better? I mean, I can see his point of view but I don't know that it's hugely beneficial saying it right now. Anyway, the quotes have come from Russian TV via The Sun so perhaps we're lacking context and everything else. It'd just be better, in my opinion, if talk of new players was left till the season had finished and that no seeds of doubt were sown about our chances of winning something now. Meanwhile, Denilson reckons Arsenal have the focus and ready to win trophies this season. He also talks about his long range shooting, saying:
    It seems to have become my speciality to shoot from long distance. Sometimes when I shoot I put a little swerve on the ball which can make things difficult for a goalkeeper. Our team always passes the ball or crosses, ultimately shooting in the box, but people sometimes say you never see the Arsenal team shoot from distance so I try.
    I read a stat somewhere yesterday which said that Arsenal have scored more goals from outside the area than any other team this season, so we're prepared to give it a good cunting when we get the chance. Nice to hear him talk about staying behind and practicing his shooting too. I like that kind of thing. Going back to William Gallas, apparently there has been 'big progress' between his agents and the club with regard him signing a new deal. I wonder if there's a fear that his injury might impact on any deal offered elsewhere or am I just being overly cynical? Before I get sent it yes I did see the story about Cesc Fabregas and Inter Milan and them taking out insurance on him. My reaction to it is the same as it would be if I saw Lionel Messi get trapped down a well on the eve of the Barcelona game - pointing and laughing. I liked Gingers for Limpar's Allardyce piece. Given we have to play that pack of clogging fuckbags in our run in I think it's good to know as much about the enemy as possible. And I've seen Tony Pulis going on about Arsene Wenger moaning, which is annoying, because Arsene was pretty complimentary about Stoke's achievements and their football. Yet Pulis is allowed say what he says unchallenged by anyone in the mainstream media so it becomes fact. He accuses Arsene of 'moaning like a drain' yet went off on one because he wasn't allowed veto the Premier League's choice of referee for Stoke's game last weekend. He really is a horrible little man. I hope his baseball cap fuses to his skull. Anyway, so as not to finish on a negative note I'm bringing forward the winner of the Thierry Henry canvas competition to today. I've had about a bazillion million entries and if I leave it till tomorrow I'll end up with a massively crammed box and nobody wants that. The answer to the question was, of course, Juventus, and the RNG picked out Lasse Haulan so I'll be in touch with you to sort out your prize. Thanks again to my chums at Modern Canvas Art who have some excellent Arsenal related stuff which would look good on your walls. Go visit. Also, thanks to the guy who entered the competition about 450 times. It really did affect your chances of winning. You went from having as good a chance as anyone else to no chance at all for this competition or any other competition between now and the end of time. Mail > Rules > When from equals > That guy > Delete Message. Right, have a good one. More tomorrow.]]>
    1064 2010-03-24 09:00:26 2010-03-24 09:00:26 open open defensive-options-arssssshhhhhhhavin-other-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    From Christie Park to the Camp Nou http://arseblog.net/2010/03/25/from-christie-park-to-the-camp-nou/ Thu, 25 Mar 2010 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1062 's contract has forced his hand. A couple of dodgy moments aside, mostly confined to the Hull game, he's been absolutely fantastic. His pace might be gone but his experience, his strength and his desire are not and they're enough provided he plays it clever. What he also brings at this very important part of the season is experience and I don't think you can underestimate that. Not many of this Arsenal team have gone the distance over a Premier League season. Gallas has done it with Chelsea, Sylvester with United and apart from that there's nobody else. Gael Clichy has Premiership winner's medal but he was a very young man who made 12 appearances late in that season and was swept along by the Invincibles. Sol won two league titles with us and was outstanding in both those seasons. He's been there, he's done it, he knows what the pressures are, how to cope with them and as well as what he brings on the pitch I think he's going to be a crucial influence off it too. Speaking of the young players he says:
    Playing fantastic football all the time is great, but ultimately it is about what you can get out of your career. Young players have to realise pretty quickly that it is not about one game, but how you perform over the whole season. Games come thick and fast - once a game has gone, it is gone. If you win, you have to get your feet straight back on the ground and grind out another win. You can enjoy the moment, but remain level-headed and always think ahead to the next challenge.
    I'm sure the players are all well aware of that but there's just a natural tendency amongst younger players to allow their focus to drift, to think games are won when they're not, to think points are lost when they're not. We've seen the flaws first hand over the last few seasons at this club. What Sol brings is the experienced head who can make sure people stay on track, before and after games, and on the pitch too. If you look at goals we've scored recently, the first man to celebrate most of them is Sol, being positive, reinforcing the belief of his colleagues. Thomas Vermaelen has been a revelation this season at the back and he's spoken about how much he enjoys playing alongside the big man:
    He speaks a lot on the pitch and for young players and a young team it is important to have somebody with a lot of experience who talks a lot on the pitch.
    Now, to be fair to Sol he knows his legs aren't what they were so he's organising those around him to ensure he's not left exposed. Nothing wrong with that though and soon it will become habit. Even if Sol's not playing you can be sure Vermaelen won't be shy about speaking to those around him if need be. It's an education, in a way, and as interesting/frustrating as it is to watch young players learn-as-they-go, adding some experience to the mix to help them along is no bad thing. The next few weeks are going to be as exciting, nerve-wracking and intense as we've seen for some seasons. Yes, I know we came close in the 2007-8 season but I think we all knew we were treading water after the Birmingham game, after those draws and after the injuries to Sagna and Flamini which get forgotten about too. This time it feels different. Of course there's no guarantee we're going to get there ahead of United or Chelsea but we've got a real chance. And Sol Campbell, who knows exactly what's required and can reassure those around him when things might not be going to plan, is perhaps the canniest signing Arsene has made in quite some time. --- Some early team news ahead of the trip to St Andrew's on Saturday, Nicklas Bendtner is a doubt with a twisted ankle. He went over on it during the West Ham game and hasn't been able to train so far this week. Fingers crossed he can make it - we should probably get an update from the boss a bit later on this afternoon. Nice striker, and I mean Nice the place, not as a description of his character, Loic Remy, says he's an Arsenal fan and Thierry Henry has told him to sign for us. So he's asked Arsene to sign him. This is all according to The Sun, you know that Rupert Murdoch newspaper who want to charge people for their content that they nick from other news outlets and blogs all over the world. With Arsenal set to sign Chamahkattack this summer, I suspect he might be disappointed. There's other transfer speculation involving Eden Hazard and oh, Jay Simpson says he's hoping his loan spell will launch his Arsenal career. Finally, check out the REDaction website for interesting info re: banners. It is possible for people to make them and hang them in the stadium, adding more colour and atmosphere to the place. They're also looking for your votes for a caption for a planned Cesc banner. Ooops - voting's closed. Go visit anyway for the banner info. So that, folks, is just about that. Further previewing of the Birmingham game tomorrow as well as an Arsecast. Till then.]]>
    1062 2010-03-25 09:00:48 2010-03-25 09:00:48 open open from-christie-park-to-the-camp-nou publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Birmingham the priority + Arsecast 156 http://arseblog.net/2010/03/26/birmingham-the-priority-arsecast-156/ Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1059 team news ahead of tomorrow's trip to Birmingham is that Thomas Vermaelen misses out, obviously, having been red carded against West Ham last weekend. Who will fill the central defensive positions has been a discussion point this week. Asked if Sol could play both the Birmingham and Barcelona games, AW said:
    I don't know. I will pick him for the next game because the next game is the only important one. I don't consider Barcelona the next game. To win this game we have to be solid at the back. We have fought all season to be in there. This is the priority.
    So you have to think Sol is going to start. Who he's paired with remains to be seen. I'm sure Arsene will have been reassured by the performance of the midfield trio of Cesc, Diaby and Denilson, so he could leave Alex Song in there. It might seem a bit of a slap in the face for an established centre-half but he's done it before. Perhaps Sylvester will stew on the bench the same way Philippe Senderos did towards the end of the 2007-8 season. I don't think there'll be any rotation at all, certainly not of the starting line-up. If we manage to get into a comfortable position then he'll certainly be looking to give some legs a rest ahead of the Champions League but that's getting ahead of ourselves a bit. Birmingham are a tough outfit, especially at home, although you do get the feeling they may be a bit jaded. They went through a brilliant spell of form earlier in the season but have fallen away a bit now. It's down to us to take advantage of that and keep our momentum going. Of course Birmingham and St Andrew's hold some particularly unhappy memories for Arsenal fans. It was the scene of Eduardo's horrific leg break and the fall-out from that game went some way to costing us the title. I don't think that's where it all went wrong by any means, and further thoughts on that are in today's Arsecast, but it was a factor and it told us things about certain players. Arsene believes the current team are better equipped to deal with things like that now, pointing to the response at Stoke after Ryan Shawcross broke Aaron Ramsey's leg. It's a horrible thought that we're better equipped because we've been through it more than once, but there you go. For Eduardo I'm sure it will be an emotional return. The game had barely started before Taylor's tackle snapped his leg and I'm sure the rest is a blur of pain and oxygen and sweet, sweet morphine. The impact that has had on his career is obvious. He's struggled to find any kind of consistent form and fitness, the finishing which was razor sharp is now as blunt as a butter knife and he's very much a peripheral figure these days which is a real shame. A goal for him tomorrow, if he gets on, would go some way to vanquishing those demons. Whether it'd be enough to get his career back on track remains to be seen. Final thoughts on the game in tomorrow's blog. The situation regarding William Gallas came up. Firstly Arsene confirmed he was back from rehabilitation and set to take part in full training. He didn't put any definitive time on his return to the first team. Secondly, he spoke about his contract, saying nothing more would be happening in the coming weeks because the focus had to be on the football, which is fair enough. However, he did say:
    I feel we are winning the battle to keep him but in this domain you have to be open and be ready for anything.
    The use of the word 'battle' is interesting there. Should it really be a battle to keep a player? My thoughts are that if he wanted to stay he'd have signed by now. I'm sure he's got offers from Spain and Italy which are probably more lucrative than the one from Arsenal. We shall see though. The boss also confirmed Robin van Persie would be back and match fit in 'two or three weeks, maximum', but cautioned people not to expect miracles from him. He spoke about players needing time to find their fitness and touch again and it's certainly a dilemma for Arsene. Can he afford to give van Persie that time when each game is so crucial at this stage of the season? Anyway, as I've said before it's a good problem for him to have. Just a reminder that Arsenal TV Online is free tonight, their Friday night show is available without subscription, and if you're one of the many people who failed to get tickets for the home leg against Barcelona yesterday, they've got tickets to give away tonight. Worth checking out. As well as that they've kindly given me a couple of 6 month subscriptions to give away too. To win, simply answer the following question: From what club did we sign Eduardo? Was it a) Dinamo Crableg b) Dinamo Zagreb c) Dinamo Suker Answers, as usual, to competition@arseblog.com - winners announced tomorrow. And the prizes don't stop there. On today's Arsecast I'm joined by GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog who, as well as discussing all the football, including Birmingham and Barcelona, has kindly donated one of these rather excellent t-shirts as a prize for one Arsecast listener. Listen for the question during the interview. As well as that Arshavin and Sylvester pop in as well as the usual guff. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (23mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. Finally for today, I have made tentative enquiries on Twitter, but do any Galway based Gooners know somewhere that will be showing the match tomorrow? I'm down there for the Irish Blog Awards (Arseblog is up for best sports blog thanks to boards.ie) and I'm looking for somewhere with the dodgy satellite and all that. If you know anywhere please get in touch - thearseblog at arseblog dot com is the email address. I've been pointed towards The King's Head, if anyone can confirm it's on there, or somewhere else, it'd be much appreciated. And finally finally for today, check out the 'holic for some great Friday reading. Have a good one folks, more tomorrow.]]>
    1059 2010-03-26 09:00:00 2010-03-26 09:00:00 open open birmingham-the-priority-arsecast-156 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Birmingham preview - do it for Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2010/03/27/birmingham-preview-do-it-for-arsenal/ Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:00:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1056 He said:
    It is best not to speak about that any more. The best way to help Eduardo is not to speak about what happened there. For him, he has a good opportunity on Saturday to show that he has got over that.
    Yet with Eduardo's form a considerable worry the boss says he sees green shoots emerging:
    Mentally he is convinced he is over it. I felt for a while that he had not completely found his sharpness, but in training over the last two or three weeks he has shown he's getting it back. But it took him a long time. Saturday is an opportunity for him to get over it completely.
    Will he start today? I doubt it. He'll be on the bench as it seems Nicklas Bendtner is fit enough to play against a club he spent a season with on loan, so with Arshavin and Nasri either side of the big Dane, the Crozilian is going to have to bide his time. As I said yesterday it would be nice for him to get on and score a goal. It would be even nicer if that goal was decisive in some way but I think I'd be much happier if he got one which put the icing on the cake. Maybe today and going back there is a missing piece in his recovery from the injury. Let's hope so. The important thing today is for Arsenal to win the game and take three points. Many of the players will remember what happened that day all too well and I'm sure they'll be determined to lay those ghosts to rest. The focus, though, must be on the game, not settling scores, as Cesc Fabregas says:
    For us it's all about right now and the future - not going back into the past. It is a big game for other reasons now - not for revenge but for something more important than that. It's because we want to win the league, not settle old scores.
    He speaks with a lot of common sense and intelligence - much at odds with the newspaper he expresses those opinions in - but never mind. He's got a lot of responsibility on the pitch and off it in the next few weeks but you do get the feeling there isn't much that will faze him. He's right though, today is about doing it for Arsenal, not Eduardo. The importance of three points today goes without saying. There is no margin for error at all given how tight things are at the top and there will be no underestimating Birmingham today. The momentum we've got right now is such an important factor as well, it's six wins on the trot right now and we've got to make it seven. In the other games today we'll be looking for Villa to do us a favour as they travel to Chelsea while Bolton host United later this evening. A Jack Wilshere masterclass is required there. That or a Kevin Davies face-smashing elbowfest. I'm good with either. In other news Stan Kroenke has added more shares to his collection, he's still under the 30% mark but he's creeping ever closer. Congratulations to Eric Karlsson and James Hilary who have both won 6 month subscriptions to ATVO. I'll be in touch with you in the coming days to sort that out. And that's really about that. I'm struggling to find anywhere in Galway showing the game but I shall try. If not I will be following today's arses with great interest. You will have the pleasure of Tom's company for tomorrow's blog. Treat him mean, he likes it like that. Here's to three points today - COME ON ARSENAL!]]>
    1056 2010-03-27 09:00:49 2010-03-27 09:00:49 open open birmingham-preview-do-it-for-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Post weekend thoughts http://arseblog.net/2010/03/29/post-weekend-thoughts/ Mon, 29 Mar 2010 09:00:17 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1054 fuck fucking fuck fuckity fucking fuck noooooooooooooooo somebody kill Almunia 1-1 As a hopeless nerd I love my iPhone but I wanted to chuck into Galway bay for being the bearer of such tidings. You don't need me to tell you how costly the goal was and once again Birmingham have put a severe dent in our title chances. You know, I can live with United or Chelsea or Liverpool doing that. That's what you expect from good teams. Birmingham work hard and have a good record at home but fucking hell, they're Birmingham. Much later on that night I was sitting at a table in the hotel in Galway, they had Sky Sports on and were showing highlights. I forced myself to watch. We should have been further ahead when Almunia flapped the ball into his own goal ... again. Nasri should have shot and Arshavin's miskick in front of goal after Bendtner set him up was wasteful in the extreme. It's not the first time in recent weeks that he's missed a glorious chance. In previous weeks it didn't matter. This week it mattered and it cost us - I don't think it's unfair to expect better from him. Maybe someone should ask a question on his official website 'Why is your finishing worse than that of a club-footed mule?'. There's no amusing answer to that one though. Their goal, well, what can you say? It's just a horrendous piece of goalkeeping. Maybe he did well to get hands to it, but when you're watching, ginned-up to the 9s with a Man United fan and even he expresses sympathy at the goal then you know something's wrong. It was a bit unlucky but if it had happened to any other team we'd be pointing and laughing at the keeper. Almunia should have done better and sadly that's an all too familiar refrain this season. However, despite the fact it leaves us further behind I don't think we can afford to give up just yet. If there's one lesson to be taken from this season it's that anything can happen to any team. United and Chelsea play at the weekend. A draw there and then all it takes is a defeat each and if we win then ... yeah, I know. It's unlikely but then so was clawing back an 11 point deficit at the end of January. Personally, I don't think there's any chance both of them will drop the required points to let us back in it but stranger things have happened. We've got to keep going and see what happens. There's also the small matter of not wallowing in the misery, picking ourselves up and dealing with that Spanish lot on Wednesday. Not just the players, but the fans too. The club are urging people to arrive early, to wear red and white and to create the kind of atmosphere we saw at last season's semi v Man United (obviously hoping the atmosphere will last a little longer). The league might be slipping out of reach but we're still in Europe, Barcelona are a mighty team, and having the fans right behind the team will be an important factor. Yes, we're all disappointed by what happened at the weekend but we can hardly give up, can we? The league table at the end of the season won't lie. An honest assessment of the team should be made then, in the meantime there's still plenty to play for and we can't ignore that. There'll be much to talk about ahead of the Barcelona game in the next few days. One of the stories that was bound to be peddled about was Cesc and his former club's interest in him. Rather cleverly he has dampened those flames beforehand, saying:
    We don't need to talk about my future. I don't understand all the rumours about me. I've always said that I'm happy at Arsenal. I can say a thousand times that I won't go to a Spanish club, but nobody believes me. Arsenal is my home and I don't have any plans to leave.
    Whether that stops the likes of El Mundo and Sport running 'Cesc signs pre-contract with Barcelona at halftime of first leg after instructing his agents to go house hunting' stories remains to be seen. Even if they do we know how to treat them. The main worry is whether or not he'll be fit having taken a kick to the knee in the Birmingham game which rather infuriated Arsene Wenger. You've read the headlines about him swearing in the press conference but I have to say I don't blame him. Having already answered the question about whether or not Cesc would be fit by saying "I don't know", one hack kept at him asking him to clear it up, as if there was some ambiguity as to what he was saying. "It's not very clear", said the thicko hack asking the question again. At this point the manager got frustrated. Sadly the sweary bit was cut out of the press conference coverage but frankly Arsene should have called him a 'stupid cunt' as well because that's what he was. It was a very simple answer. "I don't know" could not possibly be any clearer yet he insisted and persisted and eventually the manager lost his cool for a moment. It was hardly the drama it was made out to be. Anyway, the crucial part of it is that Cesc is having some tests today and we should find out whether or not he makes it. I think he'd play with Aaron Ramsey's leg given the opposition. Fingers crossed he's ok though and by that I mean actually ok and not just patched up to get through. More on that tomorrow. And that's really about it. Arseblog won Best Sports Blog at the Irish Blog Awards on Saturday night. Thanks to all the people involved with that and thanks, of course, to all of you for reading, writing, commenting and everything else. Hasta mañana.]]>
    1054 2010-03-29 09:00:17 2010-03-29 09:00:17 open open post-weekend-thoughts publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Waiting on Cesc + round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/03/30/waiting-on-cesc-round-up/ Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:09:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1052 The official site says:
    There is a chance that the Arsenal captain will be available for selection against the Spanish champions. The 22-year-old continues to receive treatment for the severe bruising to his knee and leg that he suffered at Birmingham on Saturday.
    Sounds iffy but if it's just bruising then I reckon he'll be all right to play. With Abou Diaby also a doubt apparently it'd be a huge blow to lose Cesc as well. I think we need both of them, to be honest, our strongest midfield at the moment is Song, Cesc, Diaby and when you're playing a team as good as Barcelona you need as many of your best players fit as possible. Cesc's dad is quoted in The Sun, via the Spanish press I assume, saying he's going to be ok and his leg hurts a lot less. There are pre-game press conferences today so we should find out for sure. Whereas in previous seasons Cesc was seen as more a provider, this time around his added goals to arsenal. Arsene Wenger explains:
    There is less tension in his finishing. You feel that before he wanted to force the chance and now he is more relaxed. Also he has gained more physical power. These two ingredients make a big difference. Also I believe the change in formation has had an impact as well.
    I think he's on 18 for the season which is a fantastic amount for a central midfielder. Having that kind of threat from midfield means the opposition don't just have to worry about our forward three. Yaya Toure plays the Song role for Barcelona and you can be sure he'll be given the task of trying to stop Cesc getting into dangerous areas. I think there's another factor in his scoring this season and that is an increase in pace. He's never been the quickest player but seems to have found an extra yard which has proved crucial on a number of occasions. The one that springs to mind is his second goal at home against Villa. The way he raced behind their defence to slot home was fantastic. As good as Barcelona are you do feel that's an area, certainly down their spine, where we might get some joy. They're not the quickest there. Hopefully we'll get good news on Cesc and Diaby later on this afternoon. One man who will have to use all his experience tomorrow night is Sol Campbell. The manager has called the turnaround his career 'unbelievable' and it really is. From League Two at the start of the season to possibly the most glamorous football game of the season tomorrow night. From journeymen pros he's going to face a forward trio of Ibrahimovic, Messi and possibly Thierry Henry. That is what you call a challenge. The return of a rested Thomas Vermaelen should bring a bit more defensive stability to the side. His return also allows Alex Song to go back into midfield and the balance is a lot better with him there. Nicklas Bendtner talks about Lionel Messi while Gerard Pique, who could well be an Arsenal player but for the fact United nicked him before we could nick him and he decided he didn't want to live in Manchester, calls Cesc the 'King of Arsenal' - all in the Mirror. Thierry Henry says losing the Champions League final against Barcelona was the worst moment of his Arsenal career. Hopefully he'll be out for revenge if he plays tomorrow night. Erm ... Dennis Bergkamp on Arsene Wenger:
    Arsène Wenger’s idea is not only to play good football. It’s to play good football to win.
    There's more in the article itself but I love his reasoning behind trying to score with lobs. I'll leave you to read it yourself but there can't be too many footballers who think like that. Arsenal's reserves play Birmingham's reserves tonight. I hope we violate them in the face with an elephant's cock. Yes, I am a small and petty man. That's about that. Obviously there'll be a fuller preview of the game tomorrow, in the meantime let's hope fitness is on our side for once this season. Until then.]]>
    1052 2010-03-30 09:09:40 2010-03-30 09:09:40 open open waiting-on-cesc-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Barcelona preview - Cesc a risk http://arseblog.net/2010/03/31/barcelona-preview-cesc-a-risk/ Wed, 31 Mar 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1050 he's going to do everything he can to be fit, and that's understandable given his enthusiasm for the game in general and the opposition. Arsene rates his chances at 40% and you do have to wonder how much improvement he can make in 24 hours. From being definitively out one day to fit enough to play without it being a big gamble is quite the leap. Clearly it'll be a big risk if he plays tonight and as much as we need him we have to remember that this game is not just 90 minutes. There's the second leg in the Camp Nou next week which could be even more important than the game tonight. I think if there's any risk of prolonging his injury then we'd be mad to patch him up and send him out. I know he must be desperate to play, and I know the manager must be desperate for his best midfielder to face opposition of the quality of Barcelona, but using him tonight and aggravating the knock could mean he misses the second leg. And if we get through, the semi-final, and the league games we still have to play. Don't get me wrong, if he comes through the fitness test, which I'm told is going to be left very, very late indeed, and he's ok to play without a syringe full of horse tranquiliser in his knee, then I'll be delighted to see him out there. I'm just concerned that his, and the manager's, desire to play in this particular game might lead them to take an unnecessary gamble when we might be better off ensuring he's closer to 100% for the second leg. We shall see. There was some better news in terms of injury regarding other players. Arshavin, Nasri and Diaby all trained, as did William Gallas. The Frenchman has been out for a long time with a calf injury but has been back in full training since the weekend. The manager has to decide between him and Sol Campbell for the centre of defence. I think if Gallas is fit enough he'll get the nod with Sol having played last weekend. The returning Thomas Vermaelen says he doesn't mind who he's partnered with, I just think the manager will look at the extra bit of pace that Gallas has when facing Barcelona's attack. Vermaelen also talks about not focussing on individuals. Obviously all the talk pre-game has been of Lionel Messi, he's in the form of his life thus far and will provide the stiffest challenge this Arsenal defence has faced since Wayne Rooney and Didier Drogba. Whereas the previous two rely on pace and power, Messi swaps power for sublime control and moments of individual skill which can tear a defence apart. You feel that stopping the supply to him will be crucial, as will how quickly we close him down when we do have it. Alex Song's role in front of the back four will be vital (Amy Lawrence writes about him in the Guardian), and while Arsenal's formation, like Barcelona's, places the emphasis on attack, there will be a measure of responsibility on the shoulders of Andrei Arshavin who will have to do his bit defensively as well. Leave Clichy exposed too often and we'll be punished. Up the other end though Arshavin needs to put in a shift and step up to the plate a bit. In recent games he has become more than profligate in front of goal. How costly was the miss against Birmingham? I'm not blaming him for the dropped points at all, but I don't think it's unfair to expect better from a man of his quality and experience. Remember, he missed a sitter against Hull as well, only Bendtner's late winner prevented that one from being just as costly as the one last weekend. The man has great talent but you do wonder about the application of it sometimes. Tonight, especially if Cesc is missing, would be a good time to find his range again. I think if Cesc is missing then we'll play a midfield trio of Song, Diaby and Denilson with Nasri as part of the front three. Nicklas Bendnter's size and aerial ability could cause the Barcelona centre-halves problems if we can get wide and get crosses in. Above all else though we've got to defend well, again remembering this is just 90 of 180 minutes. There's no need to go hell for leather tonight. There's no reason to throw caution to the wind. If we could go to Barcelona with a clean sheet, even if it meant not scoring ourselves tonight, then I'd be quite happy. It's hard to see it though. You have two teams whose attacking philosophy means their football is admired the world over and if you had to pick a weak point in both teams it'd be their defences. We know all about our flaws. Hopefully Manuel Almunia will be the one who played so well against United in last season's CL semi and not the error prone flaphammer we've seen too often this season. The way Barcelona pass and move the ball will require an enormous amount of discipline defensively all over the pitch. Switch off for a second and they can hurt you. Equally though, they're susceptible at the back too, the late goals they conceded last weekend against Zaragoza show they're not watertight and that's something we can exploit, I hope. It's going to be massive and Cesc or no Cesc, the lads are going to need the crowd right behind them. As I said the other day the club are urging the fans to arrive early and help create the atmosphere. It doesn't necessarily have to be intimidating the way some foreign arenas are when we play there, I don't think that's really the way we operate, but full on support and encouragement for the team could certainly play a part this evening. They are a fantastic team, no doubt about it, but come 7.45 it's just 11 v 11. We can respect them, no problem, but there's no reason why we should be afraid of them. It's a grand occasion, a mouthwatering European tie, and it's about time we had the kind of night at the Grove that will live long in the memory. I cannot even begin to tell you how much I'm looking forward to this. I don't need to, do I? I'm going out this morning to buy some lucky Estrella to drink during the game and I'll be fidgeting like a goat all day long waiting for kick off. Arsenal v Barcelona, in the Champions League quarter-final. Bring. It. On and come on you reeeeeeeeeeeds.]]> 1050 2010-03-31 09:00:04 2010-03-31 09:00:04 open open barcelona-preview-cesc-a-risk publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal 2-2 Barcelona : Arsenal teach Barça a lesson http://arseblog.net/2010/04/01/arsenal-2-2-barcelona-arsenal-teach-barca-a-lesson/ Thu, 01 Apr 2010 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1048 His chance came though. Theo Walcott's cross from our right bounced up, Nicklas Bendtner headed it into the path of Cesc Fabregas and as he drew back to finish he made contact Puyol or Puyol made contact with him as he came back. It was a soft penalty, and it certainly wasn't a sending off, but that ref had been cack all night long for us and I'm not going to complain about being on the right end of one of his shit decisions. Puyol's red card rules him out of the second leg too. Up stepped Cesc and when I say he cunted it home as hard as he can I don't think I'm misusing the descriptive powers of the English language. Sadly, he also cunted his leg and for some reason stayed on the pitch, hobbling around, when he should have come off, but I suppose I can understand it. His commitment to the cause cannot be underestimated and we'll have to just hope that the fears he's broken his fibula are unfounded. X-rays last night were inconclusive, he'll have more today and we'll keep our fingers crossed it's not as serious he himself thinks it is. So full time 2-2, the game on Tuesday is now well and truly a contest, and given what happened tonight then you just never know what might happen. Afterwards, Arsene said:
    We gave them too much room in the first part of the game. But I must say I give a lot of credit to my players because we kept in the tie at 2-0 against a team like Barcelona. If you have no mental strength you can go down to 5-0 but we came back to 2-2. The only regret I have tonight is the way we gave the two goals away.
    It could very easily have been a lot worse and you do have to give enormous credit to the lads for dragging themselves back into this game. No arguments from me, Barcelona were quite brilliant, had it been against anyone else you'd say it was a joy to watch, but you don't get points for artistic endeavour. And considering that we, as a team, really struggled in various areas the result is even more remarkable. For my money Cesc wasn't even close to being fit, then you lose Arshavin, then Gallas, and I think moving Song from midfield, where he was our most combative player, affected us too. Denilson did well when he came on, you just wonder if Sol might have been the better option. Abou Diaby had, it's fair to say, a fucking stinker. On those days when his control is so brilliant and he's so dynamic, he's a joy to watch. Last night he couldn't trap wind let alone the football. I lost count of the number of times it just bounced off him. With all those factors, and the main one being that the man who controls and orchestrates our play wasn't fit enough to start in my opinion, the way we managed to claw our way back into this tie was some achievement. There was much excitement in Blog Towers last night. Sure, that had something to do with the beers (all of which were drunk), and the couple or four shots of lucky bourbon I was forced to endure to try and get us back into the game, but mostly it was down a team which had been pummeled for an hour by a brilliant Barcelona not knowing when they're beaten. It was down to the spirit and character and 'mental strengfff', and a fairly dodgy refereeing decision, but it all makes a rather delicious cocktail in the end. I suspect that next week in the Camp Nou, when mojitos are on the menu, we'll require much more of the same. From a position where we were down and out, waiting for the knock-out blow, we got in a few kidney punches, a sly nipple twist and fucking hell, we're back in this. They might have played us off the park for an hour but we taught them a lesson last night - football is a game of 90 minutes, not 60. I love the lads. --- Arsenalist has all your goal and highlight needs.]]>
    1048 2010-04-01 09:00:20 2010-04-01 09:00:20 open open arsenal-2-2-barcelona-arsenal-teach-barca-a-lesson publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Gràcies, Cesc + Injuries + Arsecast 157 http://arseblog.net/2010/04/02/gracies-cesc-injuries-arsecast-157/ Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1046 at least three weeks out. Andrei Arshavin has also done his calf and could well face at least that length of time out (his mother reckons he's out for the season!), while Cesc's season is over after it was revealed he'd cracked his fibula during Wednesday's game against Barcelona. The official statement from the club suggests that it happened in the wake of the Carles Puyol tackle but there's speculation he went into the game with a broken leg. The challenge which left him hobbling at Birmingham seems much more likely to have done the damage, or at least weakened it considerably - and thank you to whichever clogging cunt that was, by the way. Personally I think it was the way he hit the penalty that did for him in the end. The idea that a medical team as skilled as Arsenal's (let's face it, they get plenty of practice) would have missed a broken leg is not really credible. It's a big blow for us and of course for Cesc who has been outstanding this season. Hindsight is a wonderful thing and it's easy now to say Cesc should have come off against Birmingham, it's easy to say he shouldn't have started against Barcelona, but he did. Maybe it was a mistake but the manager can only trust the information he gets from his medical team and the player himself. Did Cesc downplay the seriousness of the injury so he could play against Barcelona? Only he knows that himself. Whatever the circumstances of that though, it shows an awesome commitment to the cause, a willingness to play through the pain to help his club try and win something this season. He scored a penalty with a bollixed leg, then stayed on the pitch when it was broken to ensure we kept our numerical advantage and not let Barcelona back in the game. I have no idea if he did himself any more damage by staying on, all I know is that I feel a huge warmth towards him, more than usual, for what he did. Too many players come off when they feel the first twinge of something. You might call that sensible, to be fair. For me stepping up and scoring a penalty with a broken leg, or a leg just about to be broken, then playing on, touching the ball only once or twice more as your teammates try and keep it away from you, is fucking heroic. We're going to miss him for the rest of the season - although he might be back in time for the CL final (har har) - but let there be no doubt about his commitment to the Arsenal and in terms of his leadership and captaincy, he's taken a big step up this season. Get well soon, Cap. As for the injuries - I've never known anything like it before. It's like the situation gets worse each year as well and I really do think it merits some investigation. Does someone on our medical team have Munchausen syndrome by proxy? Why are we so susceptible to injury time and again? Get Amaury Bischoff PI to have a look. Something has got to change though - we've done incredibly well to stay in touch in the league and the CL considering the players we've had out. Just imagine not having those problems, well not all of them anyway. Who knows where we'd be right now? There's loads more on the Barcelona games - Thomas Vermaelen urging Arsenal to get physical, for example, but what seems to be overlooked is the small matter of a home game tomorrow against Wolves. We'll hear from Arsene later today but I strongly suspect heavy rotation this weekend. As well as the three players previously mentioned, there are also doubts about Denilson and Clichy (groin and back respectively), and I suspect the boss might want to rest a couple like Nasri and Bendnter. So we might see a team face Wolves with Eduardo, Eboue, Rosicky, Traore, Sylvester and others coming in. I think it'll be Sylvester at the back as he'll want Sol to face to Barcelona on Tuesday. As I said the manager meets the press today so we'll get a better idea then. Whatever team we put out we have to get our focus right. It's easy to concentrate on Barcelona but United and Chelsea play each other this weekend - and after their epic 6-6 draw in which many of their players spontaneously combust and get leprosy we have got to pick up three points. More on that game tomorrow. There's a lot of talk about Theo Walcott's introduction the other night and how it changed the game. Cesc says Theo brought us back from the dead, while Martin Keown analyses his impact here. Check out the graphic of top speeds though - the one in second place was rather a surprise to me, I have to say. Maybe that's just how how fast he got out of Notts County. Right then, so time for this week's Arsecast and I'm joined by legendary former Gunner Perry Groves who gives us his thoughts on the Barcelona games, Cesc Fabregas and Arsenal's season in general. As well as that Arshavin and Sylvester are in there along with some waffle about Barcelona - including info about eating and drinking there if you're making the trip next week. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And as I completely forgot to announce the winner of the Cesc t-shirt competition in the Arsecast itself, the answer to the question was 'La Masia' and the winner was Jon Dalton. I'll pass your info along to GilbertoSilver and he'll get your shirt out to you. Right then, time for breakfast. Till tomorrow.]]> 1046 2010-04-02 09:00:37 2010-04-02 09:00:37 open open gracies-cesc-injuries-arsecast-157 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Wolves preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/04/03/wolves-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:01:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1044 The man from East Lower points out:
    It’s one thing going without Djourou, Ramsey, Gallas and Gibbs (8 goals in total this term) but to lose both Arshavin and Fabregas (30 goals) on top of van Persie (8) could well prove to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. It means that almost half of all our goals scored this season have come from players who are now injured (46 from 101), and while we are very capable of scoring goals from all across the field, the losses of Fabregas and Arshavin are big, big blows.
    Others have got to take the responsibility now. My choice to replace Cesc in midfield is Samir Nasri and recently he's shown he's got an eye for goal. I don't see him being as clinical as Cesc this season but you never know. Nicklas Bendnter's got the confidence, now is the time for him to back up the words with goals. Rosicky is certainly capable, Theo too and if there's any justice in the world of football, Eduardo will find something in his legs between now and the end of the season and stick a few away. And with goals perhaps more difficult to come by it's hugely important that we defend well. Despite how well Barcelona played for an hour the other night both their goals were easily preventable, and this goes back to the stats I produced some time back which showed that a large percentage of the goals we conceded this season (in the Premier League) were down to individual errors or just poor defending which is easy to put right. If we're going to find it tougher up top we must get tighter at the back. Despite the changes today, despite the hard fought game in midweek and the one coming up on Tuesday, I think we should take three points. That's not to underestimate the opposition by any means, Wolves are a handier outfit than you'd think - and also possess a long throw expert like Stoke - but at home and with the crowd behind us I think this should be a home win. In a round-up of the other news from Arsene's press conference, he denied that Cesc had gone into the Barcelona game with a broken leg, which is pretty much what I suspected. He confirmed that William Gallas's season was more or less over from a domestic point of view but said he should make the World Cup. Incidentally, how annoying is it to hear that cunt Raymond Domenench label Arsene Wenger 'outrageous and irresponsible'? As the boss rightly pointed out about Gallas, we pay his wages, he'd been in France doing rehab, he'd trained with the team, and as an experienced player told the manager he was ready to play. What more does Domenech want? And let's not forget the number of times he has called up Arsenal players when not fit, dragged them all over Europe and played them for 90 minutes in meaningless friendlies. He needs to shut his stupid mouth, the astrology loving geebag. He looks like he smells like a tramp's septic anus as well. I hate him. Cesc uses his column in The Sun to talk about his broken leg, the Barcelona game and hopes we can get to the CL final so he can play again this season. Now that would be awesome. Aaron Ramsey says he's bored off his ring and misses football - which is completely understandable - and speaking of which I got an email the other day from a Norwegian chap who has made a comic strip out of the Amaury Bischoff PI sketch on Arsecast 153, the one from the week of Ramsey's injury. Check it out here, it's all kinds of awesome, the audio is there too. Right, here's to three points later on, an injury free day (hahaha) and a vortex to hell opening up on the centre circle in Old Trafford just as the third major brawl of the match breaks out. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 1-0 Wolves : Saved in the Nick of time (redux) http://arseblog.net/2010/04/04/arsenal-1-0-wolves-saved-in-the-nick-of-time-redux/ Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:00:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1041 Eventually we worked the ball into midfield, Nasri gave it to Rosicky who fed Walcott, he played a nice little pass to Sagna whose cross was headed home by Bendtner. Cue an eruption of noise and shrieking and jumping up and down - and that was just me in front of my TV. Arsene and Pat Rice embraced, Lukasz Fabianski moved quicker than I've ever seen him move when actually playing, Eboue went down on his knees, and as the players surrounded our Danish saviour, Sol Campbell punched the air like the air was Teddy Sheringham. I know we've scored some late goals this season but that's just taking the piss a bit now. Wolves, as you would imagine, were devestated. It looked like the heroics of Hahnemann, and it was he who singlehandedly kept things at a stalemate, were going to spoil the day and put an end to Arsenal's title chances, but there was enough spirit and desire in this team to keep going when others might have just accepted it was going to be one of those days. Our inability to find the net yesterday was summed up perfectly when just after the goal we somehow ended up in a break with five Arsenal players facing just one defender and the keeper. We still missed. And that had been the story of the game. We started so brightly, Walcott causing havoc down the right hand side and inside a couple of minutes Hahnemann made his first save from a smart Eduardo attempt. Sadly that was the best the Crozilian had to offer all afternoon - his recent form encapsulated perfectly by the sight of him free in front of goal, and just falling over as he tried to kick it with his right foot. On the day Aaron Ramsey spoke about how he feels about the Shawcross tackle we had the horrible evidence of how an injury like that can affect a player's career. It's awful to watch him struggle like this. I hope he can turn the corner, and I know it was his first game in some time, but you can't help but be worried about him. Further chances came and went. Walcott set up Sagna, the keeper saved, Denilson shot wide, Eboue tried a back heel and it was all Arsenal. Wolves had one shot, as far as I can remember, that stringy dreadlocked chap (he looks like he can't afford real ones so got some at Aldi) fired a shot not too far wide, but that was about it. Wolves were then down to 10 men when their captain was sent off. I've heard pundits talking about the tackle and the red being harsh but for me, when you come flying it at that speed, from behind, don't get the ball and leave the player with a bleeding hole in his calf which requires bandaging, you can't really complain if you get a red card. Mick McCarthy might think it was harsh but then Mick McCarthy looks like the eagle from Sesame Street. I think we all know eagle puppets are far too willing to accept acts of violence on a football pitch. The sending off meant that they sat even deeper than they were already. Arsenal probed and created chances but they found Hahnemann equal to all of them. Rosicky had at least three attempts on target and the keeper showed safe hand for all them, a couple of Bendtner headers, Walcott mis-kicked one wide very late on and even Sylvester had a pop. It wasn't happening and I was readying myself for the pain. Our title chances might be slim but to see our campaign come to an end at home to 10 man Wolves would have been too much - not least for the way it would have allowed those who enjoy nothing more than pouring vitriol on this team to nyuk nyuk as they told us they told us so. Happily Super Nick was there to head home and win the game. He's into double figures for the season now and is going to be hugely important over the next month. It means we can go into the Barcelona game on Tuesday with momentum behind us, not trying to pick ourselves up from a crushing disappointment as dropping those points would have been. Afterwards, Arsene said:
    We were a bit jaded physically but we kept going and we were serious, we didn't make a mistake at the back. In the end we got a deserved victory against a resilient Wolves team who had a great goalkeeper. Overall we deserved to win the game.
    I don't think there can be any arguments about that, the lack of finishing was a bit of a worry though. We won't get half as many chances against Barcelona on Tuesday and we must be more clinical than that. All the same, three points was the order of the day and three points is what we got. Chelsea's win over United means they're going to have to drop 4 points in all probablility for us to win this league. I know the gap is only 3 but unless we win all our games 6-0 their superior goal difference will win it for them. Still, this season has been little short of crazy at times, and the way we keep going you just never know. Whatever way it ends up this team will have taken us on a ride, that's for sure. Looking around at some of the other Sunday stories - Arsene Wenger will hold talks with the club in the summer, or the autumn, about a new contract. He says his future will depend on how the team improves and their capacity to win trophies. Even if we come up short this season I don't think we can deny this is a better team than the one from last season. With fewer injuries and some summer spending I don't see why it can't be better again next time. Fewer injuries, summer spending? heh, who am I kidding? The Mail says we've secured the signing of Marouane Chamakh despite not backing that up with any quotes and/or evidence. I don't think it'd be a huge shock to anyone if he did join in the summer though. There's talk of Ibrahimovic being out for the game on Tuesday, I call shenanigans. We'll have to wait and see and obviously the Barcelona game will be covered in greater depth tomorrow and Tuesday. In the meantime, I gotta get me some breakfast, last night's pints require some after-the-fact soakage. Happy Sunday, Bendtner fans.]]>
    1041 2010-04-04 09:00:31 2010-04-04 09:00:31 open open arsenal-1-0-wolves-saved-in-the-nick-of-time-redux publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Barcelona pre-preview http://arseblog.net/2010/04/05/barcelona-pre-preview/ Mon, 05 Apr 2010 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1039 That spirit, we will need it at Barcelona. It is mental resilience. It is the tenacity of the players and the mental strength these players have in them. That is why I want them so much to be successful, because I feel they have in their bodies and in their heads the spirit of champions. It's always easier to give up and not as easy to continue to go no matter what happens. Not once on Saturday did heads go down. We kept going, kept passing, looking for openings, looking for the chance that would win us the game and it came in the end. I know some people might call it luck, it's anything but that. It's a great ability to have and we've seen top teams do it time and time again. Liverpool, when they were dominating, always seemed to score late goals. Man United under Ferguson have done it countless times. Arsene reckons our 'technical superiority' is a factor but I think that underplays the importance of our physical ability too. It's one thing not to give up, it's another thing entirely to have the legs to make the run in the 91st minute, so that's another factor. For all our injuries when we do get players out there they've got stamina that goes beyond the norm. Maybe that's because of all the time they spend out injured so they're relatively fresh. Anyway, all those qualities are going to be needed tomorrow night. We should get more team news later on but the main doubt this morning surrounds Alex Song. He's got a bit of a groin problem but the manager says he should be ok. I suspect, as he's talking about seeing how Sol recovers from his fist pumping weekend, that Song is pencilled in for the centre-half role alongside Thomas Vermaelen. That would mean a midfield trio of Nasri, who the boss says can provide the creative outlet, ahead of Denilson and Diaby who will be tasked with protecting the back four. I think Diaby will have more defensive duties to make up for Song's absence in the holding role. Up front then it'll be Nick with Theo on the right and I can only imagine Eboue or Rosicky on the left - offering more protection to Clichy than he would get from Arshavin and helping negate the forward running of Alves. The other options are Eduardo or Vela and I just can't see the manager throwing either of them into a game of this magnitude. Eduardo might well see some action as a sub if we need a goal but the performance against Wolves wouldn't have convinced anyone he's ready for this one. Vela's brief appearances as a sub this season have been almost totally without impact and once you go beyond either of them there's not much else to choose from. The other choice he has is to chuck Sol in at the back, allowing Song to play in midfield, which means Nasri can move further forward. Personally, despite his aging legs, I'd be inclined to do just that. I think Song gives us more in midfield and the back four is probably more solid with Sol in it. I suppose it's all down to how well he recovers. It means there's a huge responsibility on the starting XI to produce on the night. Injuries have robbed us of players from the bench that might change the game so those who trot on to hear the Champions League music at the start have got to play out of their skins. I know most people don't give us much of a chance and I can understand that. Barcelona are a fantastic team and despite one or two knocks have pretty much their full squad available. Arsenal are without Fabregas, van Persie, Gallas and Arshavin, at least four nailed-on starters and as I mentioned don't have anywhere near as much depth to our bench as we would like. Nevertheless, this is a cup competition, and if we can come back from 2-0 down to draw against a team that plays that well, with half-crocked players, then fully crocked players, with poor individual performances, then there's no reason why we can't get a result at their place. It'll have to be a remarkable team performance but you just never know. We'll get fuller team news later on and that will be covered in tomorrow's blog (which, due to my early departure tomorrow, might be a joint effort with Tom). There's not a great deal else going on, as you might imagine. I've seen the stories about the Wolves captain moaning about his sending off but he's just another clogging loudmouth looking for a bit of publicity so people might remember his name. Given what else we have to deal with this week he's nothing more than a minor irritant. Nicklas Bendtner talks about the late goal against Wolves and has a nice little dig at them for their timewasting. "Somehow the ref has found five minutes", said the commentator, ignoring the fact Hahnneman was going from one side of the 6 yard box to the other to take his kick-outs from as early as the first half. From now on though all the focus is on tomorrow night, on Barcelona, on what should be a fantastic game of football. I'll take a win any old way, even a goal as late as Bendtner's at the weekend, but I think for the good of all our health it'd be nice if the team could have it all wrapped up by half-time and give us an easy 45 minutes in which we can enjoy ourselves. I think that's only fair. More from me tomorrow before departure. If you're heading out today, safe travels, and enjoy the beers.]]> 1039 2010-04-05 09:00:38 2010-04-05 09:00:38 open open barcelona-pre-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Barcelona v Arsenal - this is what it's all about http://arseblog.net/2010/04/06/barcelona-v-arsenal-this-is-what-its-all-about/ Tue, 06 Apr 2010 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1037 19.10.1999 - A much younger blogger journeys to London, discovers the hotel he's staying in isn't so much a hotel as a scary version of Fawlty Towers, with a very strange man behind the counter whose nose surely can't be human. MYB travels to Wembley Stadium and for the very first time meets with strangers from the internet as the Arsenal Mailing List hold a pre-game getogether. After some beers MYB watches Barcelona dismantle Arsenal with goals from Luis Enrique, Luis Figo, Philip Cocu and Rivaldo who scored a penalty which was never a penalty. 4-2 on the night and MYB went back to his hotel, after eating a lonely and quite repulsive burger from one of the stalls outside the stadium, and barely slept. Sure, some of it was due to the result but mostly it was out of fear that the man with the nose would attempt to violate MYB with said appendage. 17.05.2006 - A somewhat younger blogger travels from his then hometown of Barcelona to Paris for the Champions League final. Now a veteran of meeting weird strangers from the interet a great day out is had, drinking beer and playing football in the street (until some chaps with machine guns come and tell us to stop). The festival atmosphere is something SYB will never forget. Nor will he forget wandering around in the Paris rain, as lost as a cunt, with every taxi driver sticking up two fingers because he had a football jersey on, and eventually, a billion years later, finding his way back to his hotel room to ponder the stomach churning guttedness of Barcelona's late goals. So many if onlys. The following day SYB ensures his iPod battery is fully charged as he travels back to his then hometown of Barcelona on a train packed full to the fucking brim of happy as pigs in shit Barcelona fans. 06.04.2010 - A the age he is now blogger sits at his desk in his home in Dublin and thinks to himself that if this isn't a deserving case of third time lucky then he simply does not know what is. The odds are very much stacked against us. Arsenal's injury list is longer than my 'Ways I would kill Phil Collins' list. The latest addition to the non-travelling party is Alex Song which is quite a blow, especially considering all the other absentees. There are also concerns over Sol Campbell who reportedly has a dicky hamstring. Should he not make it then a most makeshift pairing of Vermaelen and Sylvester will face the attacking might of Barcelona. It's enough to drive a man to drink. Fortunately, I'm partial to the odd shandy so I'll take it all in my stride. Look, the build up is not ideal, the injuries are a cruel joke, we're very clearly the underdogs, nobody expects us to do anything, but this is football. Anything can happen. It's the 1/4 final of the Champions League. Sure, I'd like us to have all our best players available and all their best players somehow stricken with massive dropsies and a horrendous case of barber's itch, but we can only deal with the situation as it is. Unlikely it may be, impossible it is not. Arsene Wenger says:
    I am confident despite the injuries we have that we can do it. Of course we will need to get everybody 100 per cent of his potential tomorrow night and certainly have a great team performance. But this team has such mental strengths and I believe they can fight against the odds anywhere in the world and I am confident they will do it tomorrow.
    Typical enough pre-match waffle from the boss but he's got to instill the belief in the team. And every single Arsenal player left standing is going to be so up for this match. As exciting as it is for us as fans surely the idea of going a playing Barcelona at the Nou Camp in a game of this importance is nothing less than footballing Viagra. Listen to Theo: We have got to believe we can come here and get a result, there is no point playing within ourselves, we have all got to be at it. There are some big players missing, but players will come in and do a job. We just have to work 100%, that is all we can do. Arsenal fans don't need reminding of the days the underdog came good against us. Cup competitions throw up odd results and while I'm hardly likening us to a Wrexham or a 2nd division, Trevor Brooking led, West Ham, there's not much in the way of expectation that we can go there and win. It means there's no pressure on us, we know what we have to do, we've got to score, and after that it's the simple task of stopping them getting one. It would be the most unlikely of victories and both AW and Theo are right, we need 100% from every single player tonight. What we're lacking in quality and experience we'll have to make up with sheer graft. We've done it before, Goonerholic has a reminder of some remarkable Arsenal wins, so let's keep fingers crossed we can do it. It is, as you might have gathered, an ungodly time of the morning. I'm off the airport, I may not be exactly brimming with confidence that we can get the result we need, but fuck it - if you can't enjoy football matches like this, whatever the circumstances, you probably need to find a new game to watch. Tom is here for the next couple of days, I'll try and update via Twitter when possible. Take it easy and COME ON YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOONERS!]]>
    1037 2010-04-06 09:00:14 2010-04-06 09:00:14 open open barcelona-v-arsenal-this-is-what-its-all-about publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Messi 4 - Arsenal 1 http://arseblog.net/2010/04/07/messi-4-arsenal-1/ Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:04:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1035 1035 2010-04-07 09:04:49 2010-04-07 09:04:49 open open messi-4-arsenal-1 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Post match thoughts http://arseblog.net/2010/04/08/post-match-thoughts/ Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1033 shame. I know it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, and I know they still spanked us at home this season, but, well, ha ha. Anyway, back to things Arsenal and some of the post match reaction. Thomas Vermaelen said that it was very difficult to defend:
    We knew before the game that we wanted to put some pressure on them but we couldn't because of their quality - they have so much pace. I think they were great as well today, they played well, they had good possession of the ball as well and for us it was difficult to defend. We came here to get a good result, we wanted to get through and the first goal for good for us, but we couldn't keep the score on our side for too long. They made the 1-1 very quickly
    And that's the thing - if we had been able to hold out for just a little bit longer after the first went in, who knows? It's all ifs and buts and maybes, and they would most probably have won anyway, but not holding the lead for any length of time wouldn't have done much for the confidence. It's interesting that he mentions pace. According to the stats Blogger posted the other day, Sol Campbell is one of the fastest players in the League, so even more surprising that Sylvester started. I hardly think that choosing Campbell ahead of Sylvester would have made all the difference, but interesting nonetheless. Presumably Sol had a knock after the last game and AW, having seen what happened in the first leg when he played a number of players that weren't up to it, was reluctant to play anyone that wasn't 100%. Nicklas Bendtner was magnanimous in defeat too, saying:
    We made a great start and it was very important in the five minutes after we scored that we were tight. But in the end, if you look at the whole game they were a better team and deserved to win. It is easy to make up excuses but, on the day, with what happened they were a better team than us. I would rather get beaten by a better team, to be able to say we did what we could, rather than be robbed in the last minute.
    I'm on the fence about that one. The injustice of going out on away goals, or to have been beaten in the last minute might be just what the team needs to motivate it, but equally, if we'd been robbed in the last minute, it would be absolutely galling. The boss was perhaps the most fulsome in his praise, saying:
    I want to congratulate Barcelona and wish them good luck. Over the two games they deserved to qualify. They are a very good side but of course they have Messi who can make a difference at any moment in the game. He can take advantage of every mistake we make.
    I suppose the counter to that is if we didn't make mistakes in defence, Messi wouldn't have had the chances that he did, and until we learn Barcelona's trick of not letting the other team play through harassing them while they do have the ball, we'll struggle in the big games. We did used to do that not so long ago, so it's certainly not beyond us. I think that's a debate for another day though, and one I'll leave Blogger to discuss. Interestingly he hinted at summer signings, but tempered that with the usual comments that we had a very young team out there and that they still have to develop. It's a frustrating line from the manager, but I think he knows as well as anyone that we do need some new players. Time will tell whether he gets out his chequebook though. He also said that we have plenty of time to think about any new signings, and he's dead right. We have a game against the scum next and that's where our focus should be, not dissecting the team, the squad, the strategy, and the tactics from a game against the best team in Europe. Some people are blaming injuries - and the lack of depth in the squad - as evidence of failure of Arsene's philosophy of bringing through younger players and not spending big, but we need to forget about that and concentrate on the next game. We're still in with a very outside chance of the title, and the manager needs to get his players focussed again on what could be and not what might've been. There'll be plenty of time for analysis when the season ends. Until then we have to cope with what we've got (and who we're missing) and do the best we can. So normal service from Arseblogger will resume tomorrow, and along with his own thoughts about the game, I hope he gets to write some happier blogs in the weeks to come. I believe my next outing here may be the Citeh game, so I hope to speak to you all again before too long. Once again, thank you all for your texts and emails. It's really very much appreciated, and to those of you I've not replied, I will do as soon as I can. I do promise I'm trying not to be a curse. Really, really I am! Till next time.]]>
    1033 2010-04-08 09:00:00 2010-04-08 09:00:00 open open post-match-thoughts publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Unleash the transfer demons! http://arseblog.net/2010/04/09/unleash-the-transfer-demons/ Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=985 *boilk*? Not so much. I've been trying to avoid all talk of transfers and all they entail until the summer kicks in for real but when the manager outlines his plans then who am I to ignore it? In the match day programme for the Man City game, which was the most boring game of football ever, he said he wants to get his business done before things kick off in South Africa:
    I have definite transfer targets and I have been talking to people but I will not tell you who. I believe the earlier you settle your team the better it is and the less anxiety you have.
    Seems very sensible and he also said he wouldn't be buying anyone from the tournament itself because any old cunt can have a few good games. Like that Gilberto fella. Anyway, point is he's beginning to talk the talk. The more cynical amongst you might suggest the timing of this info coincides rather neatly with the season ticket renewals that are plopping through people's doors but I suppose we have to take him at his word. We need players, he's got to go out and buy them and the quicker he does that the better for everyone. We moved to sign Vermaelen quite early last summer, the poor chap had barely begun his package holiday on the Costa Brava before Wenger was on the phone telling him to come to Arsenal. I hope the same applies this summer. He says he has definite targets, now all he has to do is go out and get them, and we all know how simple and easy it is to complete a modern transfer. Well, at least it seems easy for other teams, especially the ones who buy our players. Still, that's neither here nor there. Some of the names we've been linked with so far include Neven Subotic, Lassana Diarra (I really can't see the Water Sheringham headed one coming back), Brede Hangeland, some fella called Boateng (centre-half, not the crap lad who plays for Portsmouth) and Jack Rodwell. I haven't included Chamakhattack in that because that's a deal that's so thoroughly cooked it's well done. This morning's Mail links us with Blackburn centre-half Phil Jones (18, inexperienced but promising - sounds Wengerish all right) and Blackburn midfielder Steve N'zonzi (French of African descent, labelled the 'new Vieira' and no transfer window would be complete without a link to a 'new Vieira). Obviously the apostrophe thing would make me have reservations about the latter, as would the fact we've been linked with both players just before we play them. Just another strange coincidence, I'm sure. The same article also says we're after AZ Alkmaar's Argentine keeper Sergio Romero. Didn't look the best when we played them, I have to say (sounds Wengerish all right). No doubt many more names will emerge as the summer progresses. I was going to talk a bit about Andrei Arshavin but the whole thing is just a bit muddy to me. Arshavin said he fired Dennis Lachter as his agent but Lachter told him 'You can't fire me, little man!' and, I suppose, continues to represent him. He's been talking a lot in recent days. One minute he says there's 'no guarantee' the Russian will start next season at Arsenal, the next he says it would take something 'extraordinarily dramatic' for him not to finish his career at Arsenal. Apparently Arshavin is disappointed at the lack of silverware. Welcome to the fucking club, pal. There's a good reason why radio stations like Talksport always ring up Lachter and get on him on their shows - it's because he's a mentalist who loves the sound of his own voice. You're guaranteed to get a bucket load of quotable quotes, often contradictory, he makes for good stories. Quite what Arshavin thinks, we don't know. Maybe somebody could fire in a question for one of his website Q&As, which have lost a bit of their novelty for me. I don't see Arshavin going anywhere this summer but I'd like the Arshavin that starts next season to do more to help us win the silverware he's disappointed at not winning. Just a note that the manager's transfer business will have to be done bearing the new Premier League rules in mind. Each squad is limited to 25, although I believe you can use unlimited youth team players at any time, and must contain at least 8 'homegrown' players. As it stands I don't foresee any problems with us satisfying those quotas and perhaps Arsene's transfer targets will have to fit this criteria, as well as the usual 'being quite good at football' ones too. The line up for the Emirates Cup has been confirmed. Celtic, Lyon and AC Milan will enjoy a nice stroll about the Grove on July 31st and August 1st. Bob Wilson on goalkeepers. And that's really about that, just time to give you the winners of the Arsenal Match of the 70s DVD (available for just £10.99 from tikabooson.com). The answer to the question is that Arsenal appeared in four FA Cup finals in the 70s - 1971, yay! 1972, booo! 1978, booo! and 1979, yaaaaaaaay! The RNG has done its thing and the three winners are: Debbie Byard, Adrian Nichols and Tahira Hanif. Congrats to you, I'll be in touch to get address details and your prizes will be sent out asap. Right, time for me to try and unboilk myself a bit, more, including an Arsecast, tomorrow.]]>
    985 2010-04-09 09:00:04 2010-04-09 09:00:04 open open unleash-the-transfer-demons publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    "Dos mojitos más, por fa ... porfa ... er ... pleashe!" http://arseblog.net/2010/04/09/dos-mojitos-mas-por-fa-porfa-er-pleashe/ Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:04:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1031 What can I say about the game that hasn't already been said? The players we had missing were too important for us to really challenge on the night, nevertheless there was that glorious two minutes when we were beating Barcelona. The rendition of '1-0 to the Arsenal' had barely begun before we were drowned out by that Spanish 'Woooooooooooohhh' as Messi's first goal went in, but those two minutes were absolutely fantastic. After that it was the Lionel Messi show (and he's easily the best Lionel since this bloke). We had to admit, some time later having had a few post match beers, that he was probably a bit good really and might just get a game should any of us need a player for our weekend 5-a-side teams. Every time they scored the Barcelona fans chanted his name and did the 'we're not worthy' arm waving thing. And while Arsenal fans would probably be worthy they're definitely not. At least they knew it. The boy is a sensational talent and to see him do that at 22 is just incredible. The range of finishing we saw on the night shows exactly why he's being lauded as the best player in the world right now and potentially the greatest of all time. While you wouldn't ever say it was privilege to see your team take a spanking like that, I'm glad to have seen him play and I'm not too churlish to admit he's right up there with Chris Wreh as the one of the best players I've ever seen. From our point of view it was always going to be difficult. A team shorn of five starters and reliant on squad players would have had to have played out of their skins to even get close to that Barcelona team. I'm sure Arsene Wenger will have looked closely at not just the quality of the opposition but the way they perform when they don't have the ball. They work so hard to get it back and unless you can match that and move the ball about quicker than they do then it's going to be difficult. Remember this, they did exactly the same thing to Man United in last season's final. United were quite brilliant against us in the second semi-final, they had Ronaldo at the top of his game, Rooney, momentum and experience, and Barcelona destroyed them to all intents and purposes, so for me there's no shame in going out to them. I'm sure this off the ball workrate will come up as a topic in the coming days because Arsenal did exactly the same in the early part of this season. We battled to get it back and got the results that hard work merited. As time went on though it disappeared from our game and we weren't able to do to Barcelona what they did to us. In conversation with Goodplaya yesterday for an Arsecast which is sadly not happening today, we spoke about Colin Lewin's piece on the official site where he blamed fatigue for some of our injury problems. Goodplaya was a bit dubious, suggesting that this is a team that can fight till the end of games and score so many late goals so the fitness was obvious. My suggestion was that because we've had to keep going until very late so many times that we haven't enjoyed the rest you get when you've got a game won with twenty or thirty minutes to go. I just don't think the team was phyiscally able to work that hard against Barcelona. There are countless opinions about what we should do now. Some might say we need to increase the size of the squad so we can better cope with injuries and fatigue. Others that we should maintain the size of the squad but replace certain players with ones of better quality so rotating doesn't affect our chances of winning games as much. The summer will tell us exactly how we decide to do things but as we sit here we still have a chance in the league, we're still challenging, and while it might be an outside chance you can't tell me it's not an improvement. With 5 games to go last season we were well and truly out of the title race so I'm not prepared to use a Champions League exit as an excuse to go through the squad player by player and list their very worst qualities to suggest we need to buy 12 new ones in the summer. There's no doubt in my mind that the squad must be strengthened, I think we all know where we'd like to see new players come in, but as I said that can wait until the summer transfer frenzy takes hold. We've got plenty of time to speculate over all that. Going back to Barcelona finally, it was a pleasure to spend time in a great city with some great Arsenal fans. The atmosphere in the city was great, the locals friendly albeit a touch bemused at some of the singing (especially this reporter, heh) and I'd do it all again in a heartbeat. Perhaps it would be best to hypnotize me though so I forget the hangover and the sweaty flight back to Dublin. It was a challenge not to throw up. Not because of a bumpy flight or a fear of flying, but I think I was sweating rum at that stage. All good fun though and cheers to all involved. Also, a big thanks to Tom for his top blogging in my absence. I know there are those of you out there who think he is a jinx and every time he blogs we suffer poor results. I think that too but let's not blame him too much. As my next trip over is for the Man City game at the end of the month I might try to spare him, and us, by getting hold of a laptop for the weekend and blogging myself. That way we can find out of he's really to blame! I kid, of course, thanks again Tom. Looking around at the other news Andrei Arshavin seems to have torn two muscles. His calf and his abductor and it means his return this season is doubtful. He says he hopes to be back for the Man City game and I suppose it'll all depend whether he's needed for that game. If we're still in with a shout for the league he might well be brought back, if things have gone off the boil by that stage we might as well just leave him recover fully. Carlos Vela - what can you say? We found on Tuesday afternoon that he'd missed the game not because of 'competition for places' but because he'd misplaced his passport. I can't be the only who thinks that if it were some meaningless friendly for Mexico he'd have had no problem locating his documents. It pretty much sums up his season really, he's had little impact, and while not writing him off he's got to improve in a big, big way to have any future at this club. Due to Sp*rs involvement in the FA Cup this weekend our game against them has been moved to Wednesday night. Maybe not a bad thing. It gives the manager more time to get his players in the right frame of mind although I don't think there's going to be a hangover comparable with previous European exits. There's no real injustice, no if-onlys, just an acceptance that over two games we were beaten by a better team. It shouldn't cause anyone to wallow in misery, only work harder to try and get close to the level they're at. More on that game in the days to come. As mentioned above there's no Arsecast today. Firstly because I've got no voice to speak of, I think ordering all those beers is to blame, and secondly having just arrived back in Dublin yesterday lunchtime I didn't really have time to prepare. Apologies again to Goodplaya who did give his time for a little blogchat but I didn't want to put out a 'cast just for the sake of it. Maybe, depending on various things, I might get something out pre-Sp*rs, so we'll see. In the meantime, thanks again to Tom, I'm going to have my breakfast which will consist of more coffee and a couple of those horse pill sized painkillers I brought back from Spain's wonderful pharmacies. Till tomorrow.]]> 1031 2010-04-09 09:04:20 2010-04-09 09:04:20 open open dos-mojitos-mas-por-fa-porfa-er-pleashe publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/04/10/saturday-round-up-29/ Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1029 We are the only championship in Europe who are not having a rest during Christmas. I don’t want to hide behind anything but when you are having two weeks off during Christmas you have time to recover. English football suffers a little bit because we played so many games. And I think he's got a great point. We saw earlier in the week Colin Lewin talking about how fatigue was the cause of many of our injuries and a break would certainly allow players to recover, keep them fitter and last longer in the season. Whether it really gives the European teams a competitive advantage in Europe is debatable. The games have to be played at some time but traditionally their seasons go on towards the end of May, our last league fixture in May 9th. That said their seasons start later too so there's usually some measure of fixture congestion along the way. It would also mean the end of tradtional football over the Christmas period and that's probably the biggest obstacle. Fans love it, TV companies love it, but I bet if you asked players and managers they'd almost all be in favour of the time off. I imagine it'll come down to challenging the perception that this would only be a good move for clubs in Europe when in reality all the clubs would benefit from it, players would be fitter, the games more competitive and so on. I love festive football, I've been brought up on it like so many of you, but stepping back from that it's hard not to see how a winter break would be a good idea. On the other side of the pitch Bacary Sagna reckons we play 'too much football' sometimes. He says:
    Sometimes I think we play too much. We just want to do that and do not think about what is good for us. Sometimes we just need to cut out the football, stop playing for a bit and just consider what will help us achieve what we want.
    I'm not really sure what he's suggesting here. Is it that we be a bit more direct, a bit long ball from time to time? Perhaps he means we're a bit reluctant to shoot at times and look to walk the ball into the net, which seems to be a commonly held belief about Arsenal. It doesn't really stack up when you consider that we've scored more goals from outside the box than any other team in the league this season For me, it's that those who come into the team beyond our 'first XI' don't play enough, not too much. We find it hard to maintain possession when playing decent opposition. Tomas Rosicky for example - he's an experienced international with undoubted quality. He just didn't perform against Barcelona, he lost the ball on the few occasions he got it. I expected more from him, I have to say. I'm not blaming him by any means, I'm well aware of what we had missing on Tuesday night, so maybe this goes back to increasing the overall quality of the squad so we're not as impacted by injuries. I can't see how we can be accused of 'playing too much' against Barcelona, which is where these comments have come from (Update: Turns out the comments were from the programme for the first Barcelona game and were in relation to the Birmingham game. I stand by my comments about playing more football though!). We need to play more cleverly and I'm convinced that with better distribution from the goalkeeper on Tuesday we wouldn't have found it as difficult. I lost count of the times a short pass to a full back or one of the centre-halves was on, yet Almunia booted it long time and time again. If Sagna's complaint is that we didn't compete well enough to win the ball from those aimless kicks then I'm with him 100%. Two of their goals stemmed from Almunia kicking the ball away poorly. So for me, we need players who can play more football more intelligently, from front to back. Newly crowned player of the month Nicklas Bendtner says we need to respond to the European exit on Weds night against Spurs:
    Beating them at their ground and maybe going second in the League, depending on other results, would be a massive thing for us.
    They play this weekend in the FA Cup, although I don't see Portsmouth giving them much of a game. Still, the extra few days we've got to recover and refocus might just be crucial. A north London derby is a huge game at the best of times but with us still in with a title shout and that lot aiming for a Champions League place it is going to be intense. Zonal Marking have an interesting analysis of Thomas Vermaelen's defending. It's certainly true he has a tendency to get very close to his man and we've seen in recent games how that has caused problems. What we don't know is if he's under instruction to do just that, allowing the older/slower/more experienced centre-half to mop up behind him. I think, at 23, he's still learning how to read the game, his decision making will improve and we'll see him develop into a really good player. ZM is a very interesting site though, nice to see someone's brought something a bit different to football blogging. It's a fairly slow day so that's why you've probably come across headlines from Stoke's manager having another go at Arsene. All I can say is ZZzzzzzz. Each time he has a pop his insignificant, spiteful little profile increases and we're best off ignoring a man who is, at this point of the season, utterly irrelevant to us. We'll have him next time. And that's really about that. The sun is shining in Dublin, it looks as if spring has arrived and I might go sit outside after I eat my delicious pork based breakfast (cheers, Mrs Blogs). Till tomorrow.]]>
    1029 2010-04-10 09:00:38 2010-04-10 09:00:38 open open saturday-round-up-29 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/04/11/sunday-round-up-30/ Sun, 11 Apr 2010 09:00:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1027 He says:
    If the ­manager wants me to play, that is not a problem for me. Whenever he needs me, whenever he picks me, I’m there. I ain’t got time for that sentimental stuff.
    Splendid, just the attitude we need. I like the way he refers to all that abuse as 'sentimental stuff', tops. And just so nobody's wallowing in post-Barcelona self pity, he goes on to say:
    We have to get Barca out of our ­system. Everyone has to learn and be honest about it. Ask: ‘Where do I want my career going?’ You have to be honest with yourself and say: ‘I must work harder, ­understand the game more and realise it’s a big world out there’.
    You wonder how often players of this generation will maintain that kind of attitude/ambition. It used to be a case that the better you played or the more you won the better you were rewarded, either with wage increases or a move to a top club. I think that still holds true for players that come through the ranks and work their way up from a smaller club to a bigger one but you have to wonder about players who come to Arsenal at a young age and are rewarded for their potential rather than their achievements. I'm not naming names but some players are being given long contracts and big pay rises without really having earned them. I understand the reasoning, we've all complained that people have left on free transfers when they shouldn't have, but perhaps it allows a player to coast through his career knowing he doesn't really have to go the extra mile at times. A reminder of what it's all about from Sol is no bad thing in my opinion. Anyway, moving on from that there are a couple of hilarious transfer stories in this morning's News of the World. I know, I know, but as it's quiet we might as well. Firstly there's the £50m bid from Man City for Cesc Fabregas one. I mean really. It's one thing for City to attract players whose older careers are winding down and are looking for one last pay day, like Vieira, Toure or Adebayor, but the idea that Cesc would go there is just silly. And in a summer when we're going to be inundated with Cesc to Barcelona, Cesc has signed for Barcelona, Cesc has signed a pre-contract for Barcelona, Cesc will go to Barcelona if X candidate wins election, Cesc has clause in contract which allows him to join Barcelona for free if they say please really nicely type stories this is frankly ludicrous. But then the NOTW does ludicrous quite well and has provided us with this summer's first sighting of the Lesser Spotted Frey. That's right, we've been linked, as we have been in every transfer window since Arseblog was spewed into the world, with French keeper Sebastian Frey. It's almost like a signal that the real crazy madness can begin. Picture the scene. A tabloid journo approaches the Sports Ed in the office. "Boss, I've got a story from a 'source close to Spurs' and 'friend of the player' which says they're going to make a £150m bid for Lionel Messi this summer". "Marvelous, but has anyone linked Sebastian Frey with Arsenal yet?" "No". "Well, you know the rules". "Awwww" Look at the picture of him in the News of the World. He looks like Jeff Bridges who consumed a barbiturates laden Nick Nolte and who now lives under an underpass drinking Mr Muscle and Blue Stratos to get his drunk on when he's not having fist fights over shopping carts with toothless hobos. I know we need a keeper but fucking hell. Anyway, now it's been done the real summer lunacy can begin. Have at it, chaps. We're ready and waiting. Not much else going on really. I lost 5 Twitter followers last night for saying I wouldn't have Robbie Keane on my 5-a-side team, one of them was BBC Football. Oh dear. Run by Sp*rs fans who love the Mallet Headed wonder, perhaps? Quality, not quantity, that's what I say. Unless it's forged banknotes, in which case the two go together very well indeed. Ask Mickey Thomas, the printing press, Wrexham cunny. Right, that'll be that, till tomorrow and the build up to the game on Wednesday starts in earnest.]]>
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    Monday morning mingfest http://arseblog.net/2010/04/12/monday-morning-mingfest/ Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1025 Sp*rs - dumped out of the FA Cup in extra time by Portsmouth is no real way to prepare for a north London derby. I didn't see any of it so I can't comment on their performance but 120 on a pitch that is a horrible joke by all accounts won't be much good to them. It's amazing how Wembley cost nearly a billion pounds to build but they went to B&Q to get their grass. They've got Palacios suspended as well as Krancjar injured for Wednesday and heavy hearts to with their heavy legs. They're 4 points behind Man City with a game in hand so they know that losing to us would pretty much end any chance they've got of finishing in the top four. Without the distraction/safety net of the FA Cup final I suspect they're going to be even more up for this now, whether they've got the stamina and character to pick themselves up after a big disappointment remains to be seen. Man United - held to a 0-0 draw by Demento's cling-on Walrus looking cunt their season is in danger of imploding. One point from the last six in the league and out of Europe thanks to those typical Germans. We can go above them if we beat Sp*rs on Wednesday. They've got a Manchester derby coming up this weekend. And looking a bit further ahead, if the Walrus can motivate his players enough so they don't present like a cat in heat to United the way they usually do, we're going to have a tough time at Ewok Park. Man City - they thumped Birmingham 5-1 and are scoring goals for fun, 14 in their last three league games. Tevez can't stop scoring, Adebayor got two yesterday and they'll be looking to consolidate their top four position with a win against their old rivals. Their ability to find the net worries me with our leaky defence but given what happened at their place earlier in the season I think we'll be seriously fired up for this one. Ideally you'd want United to take points off them on Saturday so that even if we beat Sp*rs in midweek our local rivals still have some hope of a Champions League place when they play Chelsea later on that evening. It is very much Chelsea's to lose now and you just get the horrible feeling they're getting away with things in a way which means luck is on their side. Howard Webb, supposedly England's best ref, made two truly awful decisions if you're a Villa fan, fantastic if you're Chelsea. Firstly the penalty that wasn't given in the first half. Utterly wrong. It was almost a rugby tackle. Then there was the John Terry yellow card. Chelsea should be going into the next three games without their captain. His challenge on Milner was atrocious, the Villa player is lucky his leg was slightly off the ground, otherwise it would have been snapped at the knee. The more I watch it the more I cannot believe he didn't get a red card for it, especially when you see the ref's position. Either Howard Webb is incompetetent or there's something more sinsister going on. Either way it deserves investigation. John Terry horror tackle on James MilnerOnce again it shows that the FA and its officials pay only lip service to the welfare of players. That is exactly the kind of challenge we spoke about after Ryan Shawcross broke Aaron Ramsey's leg. Terry was not in control, studs were up and high, it was thoroughly reckless and Milner is a very lucky man that he's not ankle to thigh in plaster cast this morning. So instead of Chelsea playing Bolton, Sp*rs and Stoke without their captain he's free to play. The only thing we can hope for is that there's a bit of footballing karma and he puts in a trio of displays of Djimi Traore proportions. So things are beginning to hot up now. The bottom line from our point of view is that we need Chelsea to drop points twice, two draws would do it, while ensuring we've got a perfect finish to the season. Five wins out of five still may not be enough but that's our target. There are increasing whispers about the involvement of Robin van Persie for the Sp*rs game but nothing concrete yet. I assume Arsene is holding a press conference today or tomorrow and we should get more information then. It would be a bonus to see him involved, even from the bench, but we'll have to wait and see. Beyond that I don't think we're expecting anybody else back and I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we don't have any casualities from last Tuesday - although I'm told Carlos Vela might miss out having misplaced his shinpads. And that's about that, hopefully a lot more Arsenal related stuff tomorrow. Having to think about the likes of Terry, Walrus, Adebayor and Sp*rs this early in the morning has left me feeling a bit queasy. Till then.]]> 1025 2010-04-12 09:00:26 2010-04-12 09:00:26 open open monday-morning-mingfest publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Nothing new with Lady Nina + early Sp*rs news http://arseblog.net/2010/04/13/nothing-new-with-lady-nina-early-sprs-news/ Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:00:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1023 John Cross in today's Mirror. She wants to sell, nobody's buying, and making it known far and wide that her shares are up for grabs might rouse some interest. She might even have made a phone call to JayZ, you know. There was a lot of speculation that Stan Kroenke might purchase them and launch a full takeover of the club. Perhaps she was trying to force his hand to buy them now when he would have had to match the £10,500 per share price he paid for the Carr brothers shares - this would only have been valid until May. There was also the suggestion that Kroenke was set to sell his stake in the St Louis Rams to fund his purchase of Arsenal. The news that he has exercised his right to purchase the remaining shares in the NFL franchise rather puts paid to that, unless he buys the Arsenal by loading the purchase price onto the club's existing debt and we have to hope that doesn't happen. On the other side Alisher Usmanov doesn't seem to want them. We know Lady Nina and the board had rather a falling out and you can be quite sure there was dialogue between her and Red and White. Remember, when David Dein went behind the back of the board to engineer Kroenke's initial share purchase it also included her shares - and there's no doubt that lines of communication between those parties will be have been open since her departure from the board. Dein may have 'left' R&W but I don't think he's gone too far. So, where does that leave us? There's almost 16% of the club up for grabs. It doesn't look as if Kroenke wants it at the moment, it doesn't look as if Usmanov wants it, so the ownership of the club might diversify even further. I'm no expert in these kinds of things but could it be a case that smaller investors  decide to buy up a few percent here and there, or would she only sell in a lump? Anyway, the bottom line is that this really is nothing new, other than the fact it's gone public on a very slow news day, so we'll have to just wait and see what transpires. Of rather more importance at the moment is the Sp*rs game tomorrow night. Again the Mirror there's the story that Robin van Persie will face a fitness test today, probably, and may well be set for a place on the bench tomorrow night. It would be a great boost to have him back but let's remember that he's been out for a long time, is traditionally a slow starter after returning from injury, and if we're expecting him to get straight back into the form he was in when he got injured we'll probably be disappointed. It'll be good to have him back and that depth on the bench all the same. Nicklas Bendtner admits it'll be good to have a fit van Persie in the squad again as he talks about how his goal tally has increased due to his central striker role. Other team news suggests Sol Campbell is fit and ready, what a game that will be for him. A former Sp*rs man who left them for us and came back to us via Portsmouth who knocked them out of the cup on Sunday. He might as well take the pitch in a Robert Pires mask he'll be that unpopular. It'll be no bother to the big man, he's been there, done that and quite probably worn the t-shirt plenty of times before. Alex Song is a doubt, having missed Barcelona, and we'll get more news on that via the press conference later on today. More on that game tomorrow. In other news Owen Coyle reckons Jack Wilshere should go to the World Cup. The Bolton manager is singing the praises of the Arsenal youngster as he impresses during his loan spell up there. I just hope he comes back untainted, level headed and ready to fight for his place at Arsenal. It's one thing getting some games for a Bolton side chock full of cloggers like Kevin Davies, breaking into the Arsenal side is a different thing entirely. And while it's good that he's doing well up there I think the last thing he needs is to go to a World Cup at this stage of his career. Pre-World Cup transfer speculation sees Bacary Sagna linked with Inter Milan with some rent-a-quote stuff from his agent. Can't see this one happening at all, he's an important part of our best back four. I still, despite his cult hero status and all that, don't see Eboue as anything more than a decent replacement for certain games, so letting Sagna go would be a mistake. Anyway, it's little more than tittle-tattle at this stage. And that's about that. There will be a ton of pre-Sp*rs stuff for tomorrow and we can really start to concentrate on that game then. Arsene's press conference will be on ATVO later, always worth a look. Till then, take it easy, share purchasers.]]> 1023 2010-04-13 09:00:57 2010-04-13 09:00:57 open open nothing-new-with-lady-nina-early-sprs-news publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sp*rs preview - Robin returns and both teams need three points http://arseblog.net/2010/04/14/sprs-preview-robin-returns-and-both-teams-need-three-points/ Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:00:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1020 crashing out of the FA Cup at Wembley against Portsmouth. So relative success this season is all dependent on the league. The stakes are high and when you add the return of Sol Campbell to the mix it could be as intense an evening as we've had down there for some time. From a team news point of view we're boosted by the return of Robin van Persie. Arsene says he's looking fit and sharp but may not be quite ready to start. Neverthless to have a player of his quality on the bench is most welcome indeed. In fact, Arsene reckons if he'd stayed fit this season we'd be talking about him in the same breath as the likes of Messi, Ronaldo and Rooney. For me there's absolutely no question van Persie is a player of exceptional talent but keeping him fit seems to be as impossible as licking your own elbow. The boss says without his injury, and the ones to Bendtner and Arshavin, we'd have a few more Premier League points and it's hard to disagree with that. Before van Persie's injury we were averaging over 3 goals a game, without him it dropped under 2. Of course there are other factors involved but it'd be fantastic to see him go through a season without serious injury. I think van Persie will be used from the bench tonight, ideally you want him to get 20 minutes towards the end of a game that's already wrapped up but I think this one is going to be tight. They'll be smarting from going out of the cup the way they did and as much as they want to finish 4th they'd love nothing more than to be able to say they put an end to our title challenge. With no Song I think we'll line up more or less the same as the team that played in Barcelona. Sylvester will be replaced by Sol Campbell and I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Eboue start in place of Walcott to counter the threat of Bale on their left. Whether Theo starts at all remains to be seen - the fact is his best performances against bigger teams have come when he's been introduced from the bench. The physical and psychological impact that has on a player with tired legs, knowing Billy Whizz is going to be running at him, seems to have a real effect. That would mean Rosicky keeping his place on the left but we shall see. The situation is very simple tonight - both teams need three points so it could make for a very open game of football. Chelsea fluked their way to another win last night and if we drop points tonight the title is pretty much theirs. They're almost within touching distance of it anyway, anything less than the win tonight and they can start to give it a light frotting. Sp*rs hopes of Champions League football depend on us a little bit too, not just on tonight's game but we've got Man City coming up. Take points off them and it opens the door for our rivals to celebrate 4th and then get knocked out in the qualifying round to Bratislava Bollockstan. Yet even if there were nothing to play for, if St Totteringham's day had long passed, if we were 12 clear at the top and they were already relegated, this would still be a massive game, simply because it is Arsenal v Sp*rs. For those more local to the game I have no doubt it has greater significance, old rivalries, workplace banter and even familial fueding (sounds like a game show, whee!) mean there are three points and bragging rights up for grabs tonight. And no football fan should ever underestimate the joy of bragging rights. We've done very well to stay in touch in this title race and you just have to compare now with this time last year to realise how much more enjoyable a season this one is. I want it to keep going as long as possible. I'm not blind to the fact that it's going to take some kind of a miracle, like an outbreak of rapid onset syphilis at Chelsea's training ground, but you just never know. And that's what should drive this Arsenal team - in a season full of twists and turns and surprises you have to keep hanging on and hoping for the best. Sp*rs might think they've got lots to play for still but not as much as us. We've had a week off since the Barcelona game, a week the manager says has been good for the team to regroup and refocus, Sp*rs played 120 minutes on a swamp on Sunday. That's not to say they'll be anything less than energetic and fully commited, but if we can use that to our advantage late in the game (heeeeeeeere's Theo!), then we most certainly should. I'm rambling a bit now, we all know what's at stake tonight, fingers crossed the lads can perform and get the right result. In other news the manager says there's nothing new with regard William Gallas and a new contract. My opinion on this hasn't changed, I think he'll be off in the summer and the centre of our defence is going to need a radical overhaul. While the manager has praised the impact of Thomas Vermaelen the bottom line is we could lose three central defenders in the summer. Sol has been great but the manager is unsure of whether to offer him a new contract, I suspect if he does it'll be based on Sol adding experience to the squad more than being considered any kind of regular, and Sylvester will follow his fellow Frenchman out the door at the season's end. You've just got to hope our scouts have identified a couple of defenders of the right age who can come in and establish themselves as Arsenal players for seasons to come. And that's about that. Sp*rs manager Harry Redknapp claimed before this game that they were 'closer to Arsenal' this season, suggesting that if they hadn't had so many injuries the gap might be even smaller. No mention of what the gap might be if we hadn't had so many injuries? I seem to remember him saying something similar just prior to the game at home this season, look how that ended up. Arsenal spanked Sp*rs 3-0, Cesc's goal is right up for goal of the season for me, and Harry was left doing what he does best - twitching like a loon. What has he got?
    COME ON YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS! ps - If you're in Galway tonight and fancy watching the twitching in 3D, go to Fagan's Sports bar.]]>
    1020 2010-04-14 09:00:48 2010-04-14 09:00:48 open open sprs-preview-robin-returns-and-both-teams-need-three-points publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sp*rs 2-1 Arsenal: White Hart Pain as Arsenal make it easy for them http://arseblog.net/2010/04/15/sprs-2-1-arsenal-white-hart-pain-as-arsenal-make-it-easy-for-them/ Thu, 15 Apr 2010 09:00:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1018 Bollocks Mathematically Arsenal's title chances are not over but I've always hated maths and reality tells you a different story. Sp*rs beat Arsenal in the league for the first time since 1999, it had to happen at some stage, I suppose, but you can't help but sit here and think we're our own worst enemy at times. I don't want to talk about the players we had missing, we all know who they were and what they might have brought to the party, we've got to talk about the players who performed, or didn't perform on the night. Sp*rs took the lead in the 9th minute when youngster Danny Rose fired home the goal of his career. Yes, I know his career is just starting but he won't score a better one than that. Of course he won't come up against Manuel Almunia again (hopefully) and in my opinion (just making that clear lest those who wish to be offended claim I'm talking on behalf of many) the keeper should have done better. A better keeper wouldn't have punched that corner out, he'd have caught it. He was under no pressure, better timing and more confidence and he'd just have taken the ball. However, for the sake of argument, let's take it that the better keeper did punch. I'm pretty sure he would not then have watched that ball come at him in a straight line and waited till after the ball had gone over his head to put his hands up. A cracking strike from Rose, no question, poor keeping from Almunia - and even though we've had injury after injury this season, I can't help but wonder how many more points we might have had we had a decent player between the sticks. Arsenal had most of the ball in the first half but did precious little with it. Our only attempt on target was a bobbling Sol Campbell miskick from a corner which beat Gomes but Apu-Eskimo chested off the line. We passed it around nicely but there was absolutely no penetration whatsoever. On the rare occasion we did find a way through it broke down, see Eboue's poor pass to Rosicky in the box and Bendtner unable to get a Rosicky pass out from under his feet. Sp*rs had better chances. Pavluychenko shot was blocked by Thomas Vermaelen (which led to the corner for the goal, I think) and late on in the half Modric was foiled well by Almunia. We had lost Vermaelen to a calf problem in the 19th minute which meant the introduction of Sylvester. The Belgian is likely to be out for 2-3 weeks, we're down to our last two fit centre halves and they have a combined age of 185. Anyway, half-time 1-0 Sp*rs and you're looking for the manager to have words in the dressing room, for the team to spark themselves up and remember they're playing in the north London derby. You need a reaction, an early goal to put the shits up them. And we got an early goal, sadly at the wrong end. Sp*rs came forward, Bacary Sagna was about 4 yards behind the rest of the defenders and played Gareth Bale onside as some fucker played a pass behind Sylvester. Wales's most famous chimpanzee scored to make it 2-0. Arsene's reaction was almost immediate. Sagna was hauled off, Eboue moved to right back and Theo Walcott brought on his place. The difference it made to Arsenal as an attacking threat: none. Sol Campbell - Arsenal's man of the matchArsene said after the game that a few of our players could learn from Sol Campbell and if I were manager this morning I'd sit them down and make them watch that game again. At the back 35 year old Campbell was unbelievably good. He won every header, every tackle, refused to be outmuscled or outpaced by players clearly quicker than him. How did he do this? Easy. He had spirit, desire and balls like a randy goat. I know the north London derby is a special game for him but this is what you get from him in every game. He hates to lose, he always wants to win, whether it's Sp*rs or any other team, and there were precious few amongst the red shirts who shared that desire last night. Robin van Persie was brought on with about 22 minutes to go. The difference it made to our attacking threat: lots. Despite being out for 5 months his class was obvious and in the last 15 minutes Arsenal really threatened. A wonderful chest down and volley in the box showed just what we've been missing, the save from Gomes matched van Perie's skill. Gomes then saved from a free kick and then touched a Sol Campbell header onto the bar. Rosicky had a shot deflected just wide, and then Arsenal got the goal. Walcott crossed from the right, Bendtner stabbed home his 9th goal in the last 11 games. At this point Sp*rs were rocking, trying to keep the ball when they got near it but it ended up with us quickly enough. Then the momentum was broken. Having done well to force a goal kick off Bale, Sylvester picked the ball up from Almunia in the 91st minute. He had options, left and right, Arsenal needed to get forward and see if they could find the equaliser. Instead he miskicked a pass straight to a Sp*rs player and we lost possession. Instead of piling on the pressure we were trying to get the ball back, never had full control of it again and obviously didn't find the goal. For a player of his experience that is just not good enough. I'm not saying it cost Arsenal the game, far from it, but if you can't make a simple pass when the pressure's on then you have no business playing football at this level. I don't want to point fingers at individuals but I'll go back to what I said about Sol Campbell, there was a lack of urgency and desire to win this game that was worrying. If you knew nothing about football and were asked which team had played 120 minutes on Sunday you'd most likely have picked Arsenal. I know we're missing players but Diaby, Denilson and Rosicky aren't nobodies at this stage, they just did not perform. What's clear is that they're members of the supporting cast, not good enough at this stage to step up and take responsibility when the main players are absent. I thought Nasri tried, always wanted the ball, kept it well enough, but rarely had any kind of movement ahead of him. Some players coasted through the game, I won't go so far as to say some player hid but clearly there's a reluctance from some of them to try anything beyond the safe option. Man of the match by a country mile was 35 year old Sol Campbell and our next best player was a striker who has been out for 5 months. That tells you a lot. It tells the manager a lot too. With four games still to play I don't think now is the time for an total dissection of the squad, we still have football to play this season but you can only hope the things which are now painfully obvious to you and I are even more obvious to the manager. I don't want to quote Arsene on the title or the performance of the team last night. Here is he on Sol:
    Sol was one of our better players. He has shown the way to some players. What a winner he is. He showed what you need if you want to win titles. He deserves a lot of credit because he turned up with a real performance.
    Until the last 15 minutes it looked as if there was only one team out there who really wanted to win the game, and they were wearing white. The manager has a big decision to make about Sol Campbell this summer - one more year or not? On the basis of last night you'd have to think it'd be a good move to keep him on. He might not play often as you'd be looking for the manager to bring in a proper, long term partner for Vermaelen, but he could teach some of these Arsenal players a thing or two about what's required in games like last night. You don't win them unless you give absolutely everything and when only one player on the pitch does it you find your title hopes dead and buried. Football will punish you like that. Still, as painful as defeat last night was we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that in terms of the league table and our title challenge progress has been made. We're a bit rag-tag right now, what's left of the squad held together with bandages and electrician's tape, but at least there's the sense there's something to build on. The manager said we would definitely win something this season, we haven't. He said that if we didn't win anything a change of tack was needed with regard to our recruitment process, he's got to do that in the summer and examine the worth of some of the current squad. I have to admit that I never expected us to stay in the title race for as long as we did. I certainly had no real expectation of winning it, even if we'd got three points last night, so the result and its implications aren't as painful as they might have been otherwise. There's still something to play for this season though, second place is not impossible, and while nobody remembers runners-up we have to keep going and finish as high as we can. Playing for our pride might seem a bit hackneyed but thousands of Arsenal fans will travel to Wigan this weekend, pay their money and support their team - there's no time for wallowing from any of these players. Title over, yes. Season over, not just yet. Arsenal over, never.]]>
    1018 2010-04-15 09:00:21 2010-04-15 09:00:21 open open sprs-2-1-arsenal-white-hart-pain-as-arsenal-make-it-easy-for-them publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    PHW's comments honest, not critical + Arsecast 158 http://arseblog.net/2010/04/16/phws-comments-honest-not-critical-arsecast-158/ Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1015 Cesc is unhappy with PHW's comments about him and Barcelona. The Chairman revealed a boardroom deal during which Barcelona agreed not to bid for Cesc this summer. He then went on to say:
    If you want my opinion, I'm not sure he would even get in their team. Do they need him? I'm not sure they do.
    It seems this is being viewed as a slight on Cesc. I don't read it that way at all. I think what he's saying is that Barcelona are so good they don't need him right now and I'd tend to agree with that. It doesn't mean I don't think Cesc isn't a brilliant player, because clearly he is, but with Xavi at the very peak of his career, and Iniesta there too, I don't think it's wrong to say they don't need him at this moment in time. Perhaps it might have been worded better, I'll grant you that. When you say 'He wouldn't even get in their team' I can understand why people might think he's being disparaging in some way but he's obviously not. He went on to say about this supposed deal:
    That suits us fine. Fabregas is an Arsenal player and we want him to remain an Arsenal player. We hope he stays with us for a very long time.
    He's hardly saying he's not good enough if he says he wants him to stay at Arsenal for a long time, is he? It's been nicely twisted for the press this one. I smell the nasty stench of agent on this. As for the deal with Barcelona, which they have denied by the way, it's nigh on useless. With a change of President this summer any kind of agreement struck with their current administration is not worth the soiled napkin it's written on. Cesc's name is going to be bandied about over and over and over again this summer, it's going to be annoying for Arsenal fans, but I think our captain will stay. Congratulations to him, by the way, as he's been nominated for the PFA's player and young player of the year awards. I think he'll be beaten to the main award by Rooney, who has had a fantastic season in fairness, and assuming they don't give both to Rooney (he's also in the young player category), I don't see how he can miss out to the other two nominees. In the Mirror John Cross talks about what's on the manager's agenda this summer. I think it's a bit early to get into all that, I'll have nothing left to write about in the summer then, but I'll take the quote from Andrei Arshavin about the injuries at the club. The Russian said:
    Let’s say for me it was always easier to be treated by Zenit St Petersburg doctors. I cannot claim I really know the reasons behind so many injuries at Arsenal.
    Now, whenever somebody says 'Let's say' or 'Let's just say' they're having a thinly veiled dig at whatever it is they're talking about. We've got state of the art facilities at Arsenal, the best staff money can buy, and probably the worst injury record in the Premier League. Something's wrong somewhere and we've got to fix it. I know Arshavin likes to talk but when your senior players are coming out and basically criticising things then you have to look closely at what's going on. For me it was astonishing that Robin van Persie spent the bulk of his time out injured recuperating and getting fit again in Holland. Cesc said they hadn't seen him for months. I understand people being at home for a bit but he lives in England, his work is there and surely we should have been the ones managing his recovery from injury. I'm sure there was close contact and maybe this is how things are done at all clubs but I find it strange nonetheless. Speaking of van Persie, he reckons we've improved this season:
    Definitely, if you look at last year, no-one really expected this. But when you are this close you really want to win it. When you don't do that it is frustrating.
    It has been a season of if-onlys. If only van Persie had stayed fit, if only Gallas had stayed fit, if only Cesc had stayed fit, if only Bendnter had stayed fit, if only ... well, you get the idea. The squad was stretched too thinly as the season went on and we just didn't have the legs to keep going. Winning games in the last minute is a wonderful thing and shows spirit, character and stamina, but it's also much more tiring than being 3-0 up after 70 minutes, bringing on some subs and having a nice stroll for the last 20. When you suffer as many injuries as we do those 'rest' periods are crucial. Then again, suffering injuries means it's more difficult to win games in 70 minutes. It's one of them vicious circles, innit? Elsewhere Jack Wilshere says he'd like to come back and play at Arsenal next season but wouldn't be averse to going back to Bolton on loan if it means he'll get games. I don't see him anywhere else but at Arsenal next season. The loan deal is obviously designed to give him match experience in the Premier League to ready him for the Arsenal first team. I can see him being eased into things like Aaron Ramsey was this season and his return, depending on how the manager views things, might mean the departure of someone like Tomas Rosicky in the summer. That said squad depth is perhaps an area we need improve on - Wilshere + Rosicky better in the long run than one or the other. We shall see. Right then, time for this week's Arsecast. Joining me to talk about Sp*rs and all the rest is the one and only Goonerholic. Also involved this week are Sylvester, Arshavin, some Tony Adams poetry and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. It's a glorious day here in Dublin, no sign of any toxic ash clouds so imminent death seems a distant, if entirely realistic, fear. Till tomorrow (if we're still here, of course).]]>
    1015 2010-04-16 09:00:41 2010-04-16 09:00:41 open open phws-comments-honest-not-critical-arsecast-158 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    Angry Wenger on Sol, Cesc, keepers and more http://arseblog.net/2010/04/17/angry-wenger-on-sol-cesc-keepers-and-more/ Sat, 17 Apr 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1013 saying:
    He is not only an important player and a good player but he is a winner. He was ready to die on Wednesday night to win the game and that is what you want from your squad.
    For me the clear implication there, beyond giving him the credit he deserves, is that not enough of the others were willing to do that - and I dare to say the manager might feel let down by them. Maybe it's not as easy to see how some players coast through games until you have the contrast of one player giving absolutely everything. I think it might have been Tony Adams who said some time ago that it wasn't so much the breaking up of the Invincibles that was the problem, it was the speed at which it was done. So you had new players arriving and not enough old players who, to put it in rather clichéd terms, knew 'the Arsenal way'. In the past you had a new signing who would be schooled by men who had been brought up at Arsenal, learned the history, the stories, the legends and what it meant to put on the red and white of our club. Those players are few and far between at Arsenal now. What is a new signing going to learn from Denilson, for example, about what it means to be an Arsenal player? Sol Campbell knows fine well, both as an opponent during his time at Sp*rs and when he came here and had to show he was now an Arsenal player. Playing with Adams, Keown, Dixon, Seaman etc would have helped too. And I think Arsene now realises that he needs players like in his squad. Let's be honest about this, Sol Campbell's display on Wednesday was quite magnificent, beyond any expectation I had of him when he re-signed, and I suspect beyond that of the manager who viewed him as an emergency option and someone he could probably use to trundle through the easier games. What it did was show up some of the players at the club right now who badly need to learn what is required to win trophies at a big club like Arsenal. They we're shown up by a 35 year old in the autumn of his career. Not just in terms of attitude but performance and sheer hard work. The manager says we need defensive reinforcments in the summer, citing our vulnerability in the big games in particular, but no matter who we sign and for how much money, you get the feeling Sol Campbell could have a big role to play next season, regardless of how many games he plays. Then up popped the subject of Cesc Fabregas. Arsene was asked, for about the 95th press conference in a row, if Cesc would be here next season. Perhaps it was the straw that broke the camel's back, but his response was bristling:
    Every week, in every press conference, I get asked if Fabregas will stay or not. Frankly, I believe it is not serious. The players are under contract and I always have to answer this. When you sign a contract with a player, he commits his future to the club and I am surprised that you question the contracts of the players. You act as if the contract doesn't mean anything. In what kind of society do we live?
    He went on to say he couldn't understand why journalists kept up a 'persistent campaign' to drive our best players to Spain and was clearly unhappy at the way things have been reported. Can't say I blame him. He was asked if he thought the Spanish league was less competitive than the Premier League, he said he thought it was, saying the big points difference between second and third was evidence of the that (like a sunny SPL!). He was asked if he thought moving there was a step down for players, he said he thought it was. So then, within a couple of hours you see headlines like: Wenger sends out warning to Spanish star or Barca move would be bad for Fabregas. Of course none of it was that specific, he was asked general questions and gave general answers, but we know how the press here works. It's not unique to England by any means but it must be frustrating to try and explain your position as well as possible and then see somebody 'read between the lines' and instead of a headline which uses words you did say, choosing to use ones you didn't. He went on to cast doubt over the quotes attributed to the Chairman and denied any secret meeting doing a 'not this year' deal with Barcelona. The Cesc to Barcelona story is one that is not going to go away for countless reasons this summer but it's strange that despite most of us knowing exactly how Spanish clubs operate when it comes to transfers, flooding the media with made-up stories, and when we know how the press here operate in picking up those stories and adding bells and whistles to them, that the natural inclination of many Arsenal fans is to believe them as if they were gospel. Reverse it, change the desintation club to Arsenal, the player to David Villa, for example, and we'd almost all be sitting here saying 'That is a load of made up bollocks designed to sell newspapers'. So when we have the manager saying the player is going nowhere, the player himself repeatedly reaffirming his commitment to the club, why do so many choose to ignore that? No doubt it'll rumble on and on this summer but really it's all a big load of made up bollocks for the most part. In his later meeting with the print journalists he was asked about the goalkeeping situation at the club. He has always given his backing to Almunia, defending him earlier in the season when his form was at its worst, but Arsenal fans will be glad to hear him say of the Spaniard:
    I never said that he will be my long-term No.1. He is a great goalkeeper and he is in competition with Lukasz Fabianski. So I want to see how we finish now so I don’t think it is the best period to talk about individual players.
    While ruling out a move for Lyon's Hugo Lloris, both on the price and the belief the player is not going to leave France this summer, the hint that the goalkeeping situation will be remedied in the summer is comforting. Provided he's not planning on replacing Almunia with Fabianski, which would be a bit like sending back your bowl of vomit stew and asking for the spunk chowder. I'm sure Almunia and Fabianski are both very nice chaps but I wouldn't be at all unhappy if they both furthered their careers elsewhere. A new keeper must be a top priority this summer, and I think, even if Lloris is not an option, there are others out there who could fit the bill quite easily. More on that as the summer progresses. There's nothing new in terms of team news for tomorrow's game against Wigan, I'll leave it till then to preview the game. There's enough to be going on with there anyway. I don't want to get too involved in the speculation about what we need to do in the summer, who should go, who should stay, it's important to remember that we still have four games to play and second place is still a possibility. While I feel definite progress has been made this season, I'd like that progress to be reflected in our final league position. Any other stuff between now and the end of the season is mere distraction. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Wigan preview, Wenger on money + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/04/18/wigan-preview-wenger-on-money-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 18 Apr 2010 09:05:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1010 The amount of hard work I put in was incredible. I would start at 10am and get home at 8.30pm. Sometimes I was so tired I could not even drive. I just know that if my body is in good shape, I don't have to worry about a thing on the pitch. That's why I had the confidence to turn it all on immediately from the first minute I came on. Maybe the manager might be inclined to keep him on the bench and ease him back into action but in the last couple of games the other players chosen for the forward three, Rosicky and Walcott, haven't exactly produced and as this is a game we must win I'm sure he'll be tempted to go with Robin. Wigan won't be any kind of walkover, I don't suppose any game is when you've got the jittery Almunia behind Sylvester, but we've got to go out and rise to the challenge. They're scrapping for Premier League survival and although yesterday's results might have been relatively kind to them they'll be desperate for the points that will ensure their top flight status. We've been linked during the week with Rodallega and N'Zogbia, the apostrophed twat, and I suspect that's little more than shenanigans ahead of this game. They're two of Wigan's danger men though, Rodallega is capable of the spectacular, just the kind of goal we tend to concede as well, so defensive discipline from front to back is crucial. As I said earlier in the week, there's no time for feeling sorry for ourselves. The Arsenal fans on their way to Wigan as we speak deserve nothing less than 100% from each player. If they do that I think we'll win today. Now a round-up of the other Sunday stories and from the official site come very interesting quotes from Arsene Wenger. He rarely, if ever, talks about the kind of money that's available to him and even more rarely talks about his intention to spend it. However, this morning he says:
    This club has never been in a stronger situation. For a while we were not investing maybe because we had built the stadium but I think our financial situation is now becoming much stronger and we will be capable to buy the players we need to buy.
    Read into that what you will. Does he mean he's been hamstrung and unable to buy the players he wanted over the last few seasons? Could it possibly be that he's not blind to the team's failings yet has had to deal in shillings and pence? Maybe, maybe not, but the fact that he's coming out now and talking about our ability to sign 'the players we need' means he's got no excuses this summer. Firstly, he admits we need players, secondly he says he's got the financial clout to do it. There's no talk of a new arrival 'killing' an existing player, there's no suggestion (thus far) that a player returning from injury will be LANS. It's straight up - We have money, we need players = we will buy players. And while most of the speculation can wait until summer he more or less confirmed the deal for Marouane Chamakh, saying:
    We will announce the deals after the league. He is one of the players who has a good chance to join us.
    Deals? He said deals?! That obviously means more than one player has already been lined up. OMFG!!!! I bet we're signing Tonton Zola Moukoko!!! He's gonna get, like, 87 goals in one season. Let's wait and see what happens, but it's encouraging to hear this kind of talk. I know we've heard similar before but it's never been quite so explicit and the manager must put the club's money where his mouth is this summer. In other gossip the NOTW links Eduardo with Lyon (part of a deal which will include Hugo Lloris? - OMFFFFFFFG!!!) while the Sunday Mirror says we're lining up an £8m bid for Man City keeper Joe Hart. He'd certainly be a good signing but it's hard to see City selling. As well as that the article loses some credibility by suggesting Kevin Nolan as a potential midfield signing. Nothing would signal our ambition like signing some ex-Bolton twat who found his level in the Championship. Theo Walcott speaks to the Telegraph:
    Look, I’m always learning. The number of injuries I’ve had this season has been very frustrating. I come back and expect to get straight back to my best and put too much pressure on myself and nothing happens right when you do that.
    Some interesting stuff in there, particularly the bit about studying the runs of Freddie Ljungberg. Speaking to Gunnerblog during the week Theo said he sees himself as a striker in the long term but while he's out wide he could certainly do worse than look at a man whose timing made him so effective and such a threat from that position. His comments about there being no middle ground when people rate him are spot on, in my opinion. There's no doubt he hasn't done it consistently but you can't look at some of the stuff he's done well and tell me he's got no ability. Various reports from Spain say Fran Merida has, as suspected, signed for Atletico Madrid. Like Gallas, if he'd wanted to stay he'd have signed long ago. And that's about that. Time for some breakfast, the Sunday paper, and then the Wigan game. Come on Arsenal, show you've got some balls, react and win this one. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Wigan 3-2 Arsenal: Spineless bottlers get what they deserve http://arseblog.net/2010/04/19/wigan-3-2-arsenal-spineless-bottlers-get-what-they-deserve/ Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:02:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1008 First things first, I've been quick to praise this team throughout the season when they've kept battling and shown character. A struggle to beat 10 man Wolves, for example, can be viewed as a positive when you just don't give up and grab the late winner. Conversely, when we capitulate as we did yesterday, there's got to be a measure of criticism. Secondly, while doubts I have about the manager grow as another season ends without a trophy I'm not joining in the chorus of those who want him to go. We've been challenging for the title almost to the very end and while I understand completely why yesterday's defeat would provoke a great deal of negative reaction you can't go from one extreme to the other that quickly. That's not to say the manager doesn't have questions to answer, clearly he does. After the game yesterday he said:
    I believe that we were not focussed and were not disciplined and we got caught. In football you have to keep focussed for 90 minutes. After we went 2-0 up our game lacked cohesion and discipline and I always felt that we could be punished.
    The first half was pretty turgid. It was real end of season fare. Arsenal looked like a team that thought they had nothing to play for, Wigan tried but didn't really threaten. Our performance was summed up when Theo Walcott was sent through by Diaby, but instead of shooting he chose to cut back. Nobody out there really wanted to take responsibility. Alan Smith on Sky said Theo didn't shoot because of a lack of confidence. I don't understand that one bit. How much confidence do you need to smack a shot on target from less than 10 yards out? We took the lead when Nicklas Bendtner dropped deep, played a nice ball into the path of Theo and his quick feet were too much for the defenders and the keeper and he made it 1-0. Not long afterwards he went on a decent solo run and fired a shot just high and wide and it was better from Arsenal. The second half began well. Bendnter again set up a great chance for Diaby but the Frenchman's attempted finish was lethargic, at best, and Kirkland saved. From the resulting corner Sylvester scored with a decent header which the Arsenal players thought was hilarious. So at 2-0 you're looking for the team to be professional, to look at it as an outside chance of getting a few goals back in the goal difference stakes, and to go on, be ruthless and kill the game off. Arsenal should have made sure. Instead they thought it was won, coasted half-heartedly through the rest of the game and got taught the same lesson by Wigan as we had been taught by Sp*rs and Barcelona - desire and will to win a game goes a long, long way. As it became clear Arsenal weren't particularly interested in doing anything more than hanging on to the two goal lead, as evidenced by the manager's reluctance to bring on Robin van Persie, Wigan kept at us knowing one goal could very well put the shits up us. And how right they were. If you watch replays of Wigan's first goal you can see Abou Diaby running alongside goalscorer Ben Watson. The ball goes wide, Watson keeps going into the area, Diaby trundles along watching the ball and when it's fizzed back into our box Watson is alone, with all the time in the world to sidefoot past Lukasz Fabianski. This is the kind of goal that I've been talking about all season. An individual mistake that is nothing to do with lack of skill or ability, it's entirely down to laziness. Diaby must have known Watson was his man, that he had defensive responsibility, yet still he shirked it. This goal would not have been difficult to prevent, it just required a little concentration and defensive discipline, but once again we've been found wanting in that area. I can point out specific examples of this happening before this season but lessons don't ever seem to be learned. With the goal giving them a huge boost Wigan just went for it. There's no other way to describe it. They knew this was an Arsenal team capable of conceding at any time and with Premier League survival to play for (clearly more important than any outside chance of an actual trophy, like) they went at us. Nasri cleared off the line from one of a succession of corners but the goal was coming, you just knew it. And when you play Lukasz Fabianski in goal, the longer the game goes without him dropping a massive clanger, the more nervous you get. Wigan took a corner from our left hand side, Fabianski came, got two hands on it and promptly fumbled it onto the head of Titus fucking Bramble who headed it over the line. Clichy's vain attempt to hack it clear was too late. 2-2. I know we're supposed to believe Almunia had a wrist injury but I suspect he could have played yesterday and I expect him to play against City. Maybe the manager thought Wigan away would be a nice easy way for Fabianski to redeem himself for his outrageously bad season so far but to me it's clear the Pole has no business playing at this level right now. He might well be a very nice young man, he might well have the reflexes of a cat and pull off wonder saves in training day after day, the bottom line is he makes mistakes in every single game he plays and most of those mistakes cost Arsenal goals. He has the mental strength of Joey Deacon. I've had to reassess the way I judge players after Alex Song proved me wronger than wrong but I don't think I'm wrong this time when I say Fabianski is not good enough. He's had plenty of chances, he's pretty much fucked them all up. It's not nice to see, he was clearly upset, but his own personal torment is really not an issue. He's got to be judged by what he does when he plays for Arsenal and on that basis I can only say he's as poor a keeper as I've ever seen in an Arsenal shirt. A draw would have been bad enough but when Charles N'Zogbia took the ball across the penalty area and cracked in a left footed shot off the post the humiliation was complete. 2-0 up with ten minutes to go and you end up losing 3-2. There's something seriously wrong there. Before I go on, let me give credit to Wigan. They didn't give up, they kept fighting and trying and hoping, and they got their reward. It's as famous a victory as they'll ever have, the circumstances of it were incredible, and they'll live to fight another year at the top. Good luck to them. Arsenal too got exactly what they deserved from that game. Nothing. I don't want to hear one thing about injuries and players missing. The manager refused to use that as an excuse after the game and nor should any fan. The players we had out there were capable of going 2-0 up, there's no reason why they couldn't have won that game. It's after such a performance that you have to question the intelligence of some of our players. You've watched the best team in the world work like Trojans as they beat you in the Champions League. You've seen your local rivals do exactly the same during a painful midweek defeat. So why do some of these players think it's ok for them to coast through a game like this? It's because they look at Wigan as a game they just have to turn up to win. It's because they're too cosseted, too comfortable and too cocksure. They think they're far better than they actually are. I normally try not to single out players but Abou Diaby drove me mental yesterday. Not too long ago he was putting in the kind of dynamic displays that made us all think we'd got a seriously good player on our hands. In recent weeks he's been found wanting and his sloppy, lazy play encapsulated Arsenal's performance. I felt sorry for young Craig Eastmond who tried his hardest but is barely ready for this level. He needed the senior midfield partners to help him out and to show him the way. Eastmond ran his socks off, harried, tackled, got stuck in, Diaby ambled his way through the game. Like Fabiasnki, he has had many chances and has shown that he's got plenty of talent - yesterday showed that he doesn't have the attitude or the balls to be a top player. He was abject. Ultimately though questions have to be asked of Arsene. Why did he not give Robin van Persie twenty minutes? He needs the match sharpness ahead of the City game and would have provided a real attacking threat. Throwing him on with just injury time left was almost embarrassing. What made Arsene think Fran Merida, a player who is leaving the club in the summer by all accounts, would have been a better option than van Persie? Where is his motivation to win a game for Arsenal? I've nothing against the lad, he's decided his career will be better furthered elsewhere and that's entirely down to him, but it was an odd change for me. Wenger spoke afterwards about us having problems keeping the ball, but that wasn't anything to do with the pitch or the way Wigan tackled us, it was entirely about our own attitude. It was clear we were coasting through that game and despite what he says I believe Arsene thought it was won as well. He didn't see Wigan as any kind of threat and so there was no real urgency on his part to put things right. That the changes he was making came in the 81st minute tells you exactly that. He was happy to settle for the mediocre win and deflect any post-match criticism of our performance by talking about lacking a bit 'the sharpness', the midweek games, the injuries, and pointing to the fact we got three points. He got it spectacularly wrong. Those players needed a rocket up their arses yesterday. They needed to be reminded they were playing for the Arsenal, wearing our shirt, representing those fans who made the long journey north early yesterday morning, and the way we got turned over by Wigan was nothing short of a disgrace. The players and the manager let the club down yesterday. This morning we should be sitting comfortably in third, just two points behind United, three behind Chelsea, and with three games to go hoping against hope that something miraculous might happen. Instead we're now looking nervously over our shoulders at Man City and Sp*rs and wondering if we can hang on to third place. Watching yesterday you would never have known this Arsenal team still had an outside chance of winning the league title. They lacked motivation, they lacked discipline, they lacked balls and most of all they lacked heart. And that is about the worst thing I can accuse any Arsenal team of. Lack of talent and ability I can live with all day long once we try our best. If, for some players, that's their idea of their best then we've got to be ruthless and let them ply their trade elsewhere. And if the manager can't motivate his players properly for a game like this then he's got to take long, hard look at himself too. Sorry to start your Monday like this but this result has really annoyed me. Barcelona I lived with, even Sp*rs I could cope with, but yesterday's craven surrender of a game we should have won is just not something I can defend in any shape or form. After the game the Mugsmasher called over to my house and we played a bit of FIFA. "That result has added truth to the table", he said. "You're the third best team in the league". With three games to go, one of them against a team who could nick that position, we've got to go out and prove it. We've got to react. Over to you, Arsenal.]]>
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    The feel-good factor is gone http://arseblog.net/2010/04/20/the-feel-good-factor-is-gone/ Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1006 this. And finally, Arseblog is up for some EPL Talk awards. You can click and vote for Arseblog in Best Blogger, Best Club Blog, Best Club Podcast and Best EPL Twitterer (I'm up against all manner of fuckers there). Have a vote if you like, it's about the only Arsenal related silverware we're gonna see (there'd better be silverware). And that's about that. Till tomorrow.]]> 1006 2010-04-20 09:00:25 2010-04-20 09:00:25 open open the-feel-good-factor-is-gone publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Dios mio! Que telenovela!!! http://arseblog.net/2010/04/21/dios-mio-que-telenovela/ Wed, 21 Apr 2010 09:09:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1004 'Make me number 1 shirt lifter and get Arsene Wenger the sack at Arsenal!!!!!' - *Mongs like this. So as 'tradtional media' sit around worrying about entire generations who have never bought a newspaper, and never will, they know they have to make their presence felt online. And what works best for these people who thrive on drama, for whom every day is another hammy acted episode of 'Fuego en la Sangre de la Arsenal'? Mischief. Misleading headlines. Taking not what someone says but what they don't say and making a story like that. A love triangle between two raven haired beauties. Erm. Maybe not. And timing. Timing is all important. Like that joke. What's the secret of good comed - TIMING! It really doesn't work in print. In print. Hark at me like I'm some kind of newspaper man. Forgive me, it was a long night at the clothes factory. Anyway, my point is thus. When Arsenal have had their worst week in an age, when fans are rightly upset, when they're feeling low at seeing another season finish (relatively) poorly, when we feel our players have let us down, when we just can't get over the fact that Chiquita and her twin sister Mercedes have been playing a huge trick on evil doctor Enrique Corazon de Mierda and instead of marrying him they leave him jilted at the altar so he goes driving off in his car but crashes into another car which is being driven by the mother of these wicked but gorgeous twins and both cars go off a cliff and the music kicks in and the slow motion happens and they're going 'Aaaaarrgggh' while the twins are drinking a cool glass of fizzy wine as they've plundered doctor Enrique's bank accounts thinking they're so clever, basically when the drama is at its highest, what do you do? That's right, you find an article somewhere, take it completely out of context, take one word from it, ensure that gets into most of the headlines and then belch it forth so as to ensure the drama of the car going off the cliff is a mere trifle. I might, perhaps, have laboured to make my point this morning but that's essentially what I think of the Samir Nasri stuff that appeared yesterday. Someone took an interview from the official Arsenal magazine, no doubt conducted way before this week of pain, and decided this would be a good story because they knew how fans would react. Lash on a headline about how trophies aren't everything, a dash of lack of respect, and you have the perfect combustible mixture to add to the smouldering fires of Arsenal grumposity. I must try this when my edition of the magazine arrives. I'll take an interview piece, select just the bits I want, and make my own article out of it. Could be fun that. However, I won't comment on the Nasri piece until I read all of it and in the right context. And I certainly won't let it upset me. No way. Not when we've still to find out what handsome gardener Carlitos and seductive, glamorous housewife Purisima are going to do now that the maid, Guadalupe, caught them at it in the toolshed and is threatening to tell her viciously tempered husband, Alejandro Maricón, unless they pay millions of pesos. Bar one post-match interview and the manager's immediate post-game thoughts the Arsenal camp has remained resolutely silent since the Wigan game. Understandably so. I'd be working hard to try and find the right words to say when I did speak again. And until they do I shall wait and react to that, not this. In other news Gael Clichy says he's flattered at being linked with Barcelona but says he is focussed on Arsenal ... till the end of the season anyway. There's always going to be speculation about Barcelona needing left backs as long as they've got players as average as Abidal and Maxwell playing there, but based on this season's form Gael would certainly match them in a crap-off. Let's not forget Clichy was named the best left back in England a couple of seasons ago and it'd be nice to see him get back to that level. I know we've got Kieran Gibbs waiting in the wings but I'd prefer to see the young Englishman get into the team after decent competition for his place and given the players who might be leaving this summer anyway I don't think we can afford to sell Clichy. Youngster Conor Henderson talks about his first team initiation. He had to get up in front of everyone and sing a song on the bus up to the Wigan game. Clearly his singing is not inspirational but fair play to him. I'd hate to have to do that. Not that I don't have a wonderful, rich singing voice but I'm very shy. If I had to do it now I think I'd do the Trolololo song. They'd be begging me to stop after 20 seconds. Not much else going on really. I do hope the team are being well and truly put through their paces in training this week. And by that I mean lashed to flogging poles, being made to watch that last 10 minutes at Wigan over and over again whilst being thrashed to within an inch of their lives with cat o' nine tails. Nine? Pfff. Fuck that, I want them thrashed with cat o' twenty-seven tails. The Man City game looms on the horizon. There's pride to play for, there's revenge to be had for both defeats we endured at their place this season, but most importantly there are Premier League points required to ensure our season doesn't end with more drama. Like if Carmen, who used to be married to the ex-husband of Purisima, comes home to discover Alejandro's long lost brother in bed with her teenage daughter. We don't need that.]]> 1004 2010-04-21 09:09:36 2010-04-21 09:09:36 open open dios-mio-que-telenovela publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The Pole in goal I wish was on the dole http://arseblog.net/2010/04/22/the-pole-in-goal-i-wish-was-on-the-dole/ Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1002 They then quote him as saying:
    He is a top-class goalkeeper. I repeat that many times and you will see that one day, I am right.
    I suppose that one day, going by the law of averages, he's going to have a truly outstanding performance and we can say 'Arsene, you were right ... for today'. I mean, he can't give a goal away in every single game he plays, can he? Can he? Don't get me wrong. I'd like nothing better than for him to play like a champion from now until the end of the season if Almunia's 'injury' is going to keep him out but I can't help but be a little worried about a player whose last few appearances have seen him drop one on Titus Bramble's head, throw one into his own net and pick up a back pass. Regardless of how he does in the final games of the season, even if he plays like the bastard lovechild of Lev Yashin and Doctor Octopus, there's no doubt in my mind that Arsenal need a new goalkeeper next season. Proper investment has to be made in a position which is absolutely crucial. If you want a good goalkeeper you've got to spend money, trying to do it on the cheap ultimately costs you point as Almunia and Fabianski have done this season. I'll admit I'm a bit scared of him facing Man City, maybe he can put in the kind of performance that might redeem him slightly, but for me it'll be too little, too late and the manager has to cut his losses come the summer. Some good news ahead of City though, Andrei Arshavin could be back. He says:
    I am recovering and I hope to be back for Manchester City.
    His season has been a mixed one, I think. He suffered from being played out of position as a centre-forward when van Persie and Bendtner were injured and it clearly didn't suit him or his game. Nevertheless I don't think I'm the only one who expected more from him and I think he might have worked harder at times. It's one thing being the luxury man when the rest of the team are carrying you along but when you need to put in a shift you have to do that too. I'm told there are some issues with him, mostly involving money, and perhaps that has contributed to his form. Whether those can be sorted out in the summer we'll have to wait and see but I hope they are. He's capable of special things and on his day is clearly one of our best players. It's down to him to make sure he has more of those days. I also like the way in the article on the main site you only see him in the figure hugging top from the nips up so as to hide Boris the Belly. As the Man City game draws nearer the return of two former Gunners remembered with fondness, Kolo Toure and Patrick Vieira, will be overshadowed by the return of Emmanuel Adebayor. We all remember what happened at their place earlier in the season, the goal, the celebration in front of our fans after running faster and longer than he ever did when he played for us, the fact that Craig Bellamy of all people was a kind of peacemaker and the stamp on Robin van Persie's face. It will make for an interesting atmosphere on Saturday, that's for sure, and Toure has warned his teammate:
    Their fans are waiting for this game. He needs to show more intelligence this time, stay calm and not do anything because we all know that what he did last time was not the best reaction and, as his friend, I've told him that.
    No doubt some time before the game Adebayor will do an interview in which he'll try and play the victim card, speak about how he never wanted to leave Arsenal, how Arsene forced him out and all that. It's the sign of a true egomaniac that everything is always somebody else's fault and he takes no responsibility for anything that happened, despite it being entirely his fault. The reaction he'll get on Saturday is 100% of his own making and I'll be quite happy to let him know that. Rumours that the club are going to leave one of these on every seat are totally without foundation though. More on the City game in the next couple of days. I'll be heading over tomorrow morning and those of you who feel that Tom's blogging and Arsenal defeats are inextricably linked will be glad to hear that I am travelling with one of them fancy laptop 'puters so I can update the blog myself. I suppose, if Arsenal fail to win against City then we can put it to rest, once and for all, and apologise to Tom for thinking such a thing about him. If we win though it'll be proof positive that he is, indeed, the biggest jinx since the captain of the Hindenburg told a passenger 'Of course it's safe to smoke'. Forbes Magazine has Arsenal as the third wealthiest club in the world. There's definitely money to spend and you'll find a more in-depth analysis of Arsenal's finances from the Arsenal Supporters Trust. And for today that'll have to do - more tomorrow with an Arsecast, as usual. Till then.]]>
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    An early blog + Arsecast 159 http://arseblog.net/2010/04/23/an-early-blog-arsecast-159/ Fri, 23 Apr 2010 06:00:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=999 early team news isn't particularly promising. There's no Andrei Arshavin, still not recovered from his groin and calf knacks, Denilson with some complaint and Manuel Almunia caught the skittering heebeejeebies which rules him out even though that's a lot more than Fabianski has caught all season. There's a slight chance that Alex Song might be fit while Robin van Persie is 'available', according to Arsene. I have no doubt whatsoever that the Dutchman is going to start tomorrow's game but beyond that we really don't have too much scope to change things from Sunday's disastrous outing at Wigan. The elder statesmen should continue at centre-half, one of whom we look on at in a kind of awe and wonder what might have been if he didn't go a bit mental, the other we look on at in a kind of awe and wonder why we spent our teenage years drinking beer in fields because if he can play for Arsenal then by christ most of us could have. It has been very quiet from inside the club this week and that, I believe, is a good thing. Carefully worded platitudes about the Wigan performance would have done nobody any favours. The way to make up for Sunday's collapse is not by talking a good game, it's by going out tomorrow and playing like the Arsenal shirt means something. It won't heal all the wounds, not by a long shot, but it's the only place to start. It's an important game too - if we win and Sp*rs lose then third place in the league is secured. Even if Sp*rs draw they need to win all their games and we'd have to pick up no points against Blackburn and Fulham to miss out. There's a lot at stake. City are fighting for that top four finish, for Champions League football, and they know that if they do that their spending power means they can seriously improve their squad in the summer. I'm hoping, however, that the response from the Arsenal players, and the manager, will be spirited and in keeping with the way we view our club. Sunday was an embarrassing result for all concerned, we have to put things right against City. Anyway, more on that game and as much as I can garner from Arsene's press conference in tomorrow's blog. Some vague transfer news. Juventus look to be after a load of our players. Bacary Sagna is being linked with them while earlier reports say they offered us Melo and Buffon as part of a deal for Robin van Persie. We'll take Buffon, you can keep Melo and we'll keep Robin too. I know he's injured a lot but the law of averages he has to have an injury free campaign at some point. From a news point of view that's about that so it's time for this week's Arsecast. Goodplaya joins me for a chat about Wigan, the defeat and the performance, Sylvester's there, George has a tale of the unexpeted, some scientific analysis of Lukasz Fabianski and more. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio I have the Mugsmasher's laptop with me (just about, that's a story for another time) so I'll update the blog over the weekend. For now though, I must sail the oceans the blue. Till tomorrow.]]> 999 2010-04-23 06:00:56 2010-04-23 06:00:56 open open an-early-blog-arsecast-159 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Man City preview http://arseblog.net/2010/04/24/man-city-preview/ Sat, 24 Apr 2010 09:09:15 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=997 997 2010-04-24 09:09:15 2010-04-24 09:09:15 open open man-city-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal 0-0 Man City - end of season *boilk* http://arseblog.net/2010/04/25/arsenal-0-0-man-city-end-of-season-boilk/ Sun, 25 Apr 2010 09:09:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=994 *boilk* What is there to say about yesterday's game against Man City? Not much, let's be honest. It was fairly dull stuff, City seemed quite content with a point, us slightly less content than that but not much more. Vieira's applause, despite him being a bit of a cock throughout the game (his kick and elbow on Alex Song were a bit naughty), and the subsequent jeering of Adebayor was the most noteworthy moment. Adebayor was the perfect end of season pantomime villain, with his stupid hair and his being totally outplayed by Sylvester. The best moment of the game was RVP's hilariously predictable 'tackle' on his former teammate which left him, quite literally, on his arse in the centre circle. I think we had one shot on target which Given dealt with quite comfortably. The next time we had a shot it seemed to break the keeper's arm and then Robin had a free kick which was a whisker away from winning the game for us. There's really not much more to say about the football. We didn't lose, this is good, and Fabianski kept a clean sheet (give him a new contract!). I haven't seen what Arsene said but I imagine it's something like:
    Blimey, the match lacked a little bit the sharpness but we had some mental strength and the important thing today was to show our character. That Adebayor, what a cunt, eh?
    The result means that we're practically guaranteed third position. A win against Blackburn would do it, a point there would probably suffice depending on results elsewhere. I think what it also proves is that Arsenal did not lose and I am here with a laptop and what that says about Tom I'll let you make your own minds up, haha. I'm sitting here in my hotel room rather hungover, I must admit, and despite everyone being against us the Green Team won the Arseblog 5s again. My wonder goal in the final played no small part in that, almost everyone said they'd never seen a strike like it. Nearly as importantly as the Greens retaining the bragging rights for another year the trophy was the fact we all had a marvelous, fun day out in the sunshine, the company was fantastic as always and I can't wait until next year. Thanks to all involved. Sorry for the shortness of the blog but we've got to get on the road fairly shortly so I need coffee and breakfast and more coffee and painkillers and breakfast and a transporter device which will land me back in Dublin in an instant. The former all possible, the latter most unlikely. Have a great Sunday, talk to you tomorrow,]]>
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    Robin's revenge + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/04/26/robins-revenge-news-round-up/ Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:00:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=991 There was nothing in it. In football you make tackles. That was one of them. Heh. Maybe in the past the tackle van Persie made on Adebayor might have been a bit more rigorous, he might have risked a red card, but the new mature van Persie is experienced enough to know how to leave a guy flat on his arse in the centre-circle and only get a yellow. I like that maturity but as an Arsenal fan I like that he did it at all. I don't want to see him injure Adebayor, there's no place for that kind of thing (especially as we've been through the mill with players deliberately injured), but that kind of a foul, which reminds Adebayor what Robin and the fans think of him, is a fine thing in my opinion. I especially liked that Robin didn't even look back. I suspect, however, that he'll have had the match on Sky+ and quite enjoyed replaying it when he got home later. More importantly, however, was the fact that Robin played 90 minutes for us for the first time since we beat Wolves 4-1 on November 7th. It's a bit too late to make a real difference to our season, but Robin says:
    I am so pleased to be back. The plan was to play for 60 or 70 minutes but everything felt good so I played on. Now, I just want to have a season without injuries.
    [Insert joke here about how Arsenal and/or van Persie without injury is like something that's very unlikely to happen indeed]. Holland, sadly, are going to get the benefit of van Persie's injury this summer, which is ironic as his injury occurred playing for them. Provided he doesn't suffer any fresh problems though a good World Cup for him could be good for us and he won't have suffered the burn out associated with summer tournaments as he'll be going into it relatively fresh. In other news we're being linked again with Fulham's Brede Hangeland. It's clear we're going to need at least one centre-half this summer and the Norwegian has the advantage of Premier League experience. He does seem to be the Sebastian Frey of centre-halves though, I've lost count of the amount of stories which said we were going to buy him over the last couple of seasons, and I reckon this story will be the first of many suggesting defenders from across the world are about to join. And speaking of defenders, Arsene Wenger has said that Sol Campbell might be an option for England in South Africa this summer. He says:
    I do not select the team and I do not say Capello has to take him - I just say you compare him today in the Premier League with the other centre-backs and he does not suffer in the comparison.
    It would be a remarkable comeback for Sol and certainly England could do a lot worse. If he is going to stay with us for another year then maybe we might be selfish and hope he gets a summer of rest but it's a testament to how well he's done since he re-signed in January that this is even being spoken about. I've said it before but it bears repeating - there are players in our squad who would do well to look at him and how he plays the game. It would improve them. The Mail reports that Lady Nina Bracewell Smith is to sell her shareholding in Arsenal to an unnamed 'eastern European'. Apparently this person is 'on a par' with Kroenke and Usmanov. Whether this means he has a Big Lebowski 'tache or is a fat Man United fan we'll have to wait and see. Not much else happening really. I reckon it's going to be fairly quiet as the season draws to a close and as we don't play Blackburn until this day next week. Now, time for breakfast and to see if I can stand up with twanging any more muscles. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Dixon - Keown - secret deals and summer spending http://arseblog.net/2010/04/27/dixon-keown-secret-deals-and-summer-spending/ Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:09:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=989 secret deal' involving Cesc Fabregas which apparently saw his wages upped and back-dated as well as a special one off payment being made to him. I'm always a bit dubious when details of these 'secret' deals come out, it smacks of shit-stirring to me. A 'boardroom source' is quoted and that makes me even more dubious. I'm not suggesting it's not true, it might well be, but the timing of such a leak is odd. And if it is true then I don't really have any problem with it. If the club are recognising they've got one of the best young players in the world and are paying him accordingly then fine by me. There's a very interesting interview with Lee Dixon on Sport.co.uk. It's lengthy but well worth a read and he touches on subjects which have been discussed by Arsenal fans all season long. For example, our defence, and perhaps a specialist defensive coach:
    Nigel Winterburn went to Blackburn Rovers and was doing some coaching with Paul Ince; why has he not been asked back? Martin [Keown] is now doing media stuff. He was there but isn’t any more. Tony Adams is out of a job and looking for a managerial role; could he be asked? Nobody has asked me... I think there needs to be some organisation on that side of things.
    And the issue of our goalkeepers came up:
    I always ask people who have played that position before making a judgement. If its goalkeeping I’ll ask David Seaman and Bob Wilson; they both said about Jens Lehmann that he was a good goalkeeper, neither of them when I asked, have said they think Almunia or Fabianski is good enough. I would suggest that they are right.
    And the quote of the article for me is this:
    You are judged by your results and in the end the disappointments of this season come down to one thing. Arsenal have been brilliant with the ball and not good enough without it – that sums them up.
    I really can't argue with that at all. Sure, we've struggled in certain games to break teams down but that happens to every team. It's the work ethic we've spoken about time and time again this campaign that has cost us. I have to say I like Dicko has a pundit. He's intelligent and measured yet always keeps his Arsenal hat on. He won't have spoken about the flaws in our team to stick the knife in, it'd be about identifying where problems are and hoping they get fixed. That part is down to the manager this summer. Meanwhile Sol Campbell talks about the 'fantastic talent' at the club and reckons trophies are not far away. It's worth noting that he's extolling the virtues of hard work, ironing out weaknesses on the training ground and cultivating an winning attitude on and off the pitch and again that's not something all our players have. You do get the sense that some players aren't that bothered when we lose which also suggests they don't care enough if we win or not. When games can be won or lost on the smallest of margins it's always going to be a struggle to win trophies, I think this is why the Wigan game knocked the stuffing out of so many of us. Looking at some other stories - Andrei Arshavin would like to play for Barcelona apparently. I suppose this will generate more Arsenal in crisis headlines but when you read what he says there's nothing much in it. The Telegraph says we'll have plenty of money to spend this summer and throws the name of Jack Rodwell into the summer mix. It's not the first time I've heard his name mentioned in recent weeks and I think this summer's spending is going to be interesting for a couple of reasons. Firstly, because we all want to see how the issues in the team are addressed but also because I think the players that are signed this summer will be a clear indication of the manager's plans for his own future. His contract expires next summer and if he goes out and buys 'proper' players then I think we can assume he's going to extend his deal and stay on. If we get a Kiwomya - Hartson - Helder type summer then it might well be an indication that he's thinking this year could be his last. Personally, from what he's said recently, I think he's been more hamstrung by the new stadium than he's let on and while he's always been prudent he's been active in the transfer market. Sure, some of them have been a bit Malzy, speculative, cheap deals which might, possibly, produce a decent player, but he has spent big at times. I think he'll feel he can go out and spend this time around, that he's entitled to the little windfall having spent so little in recent seasons, and we'll see a fair number of new arrivals at the club. Martin Keown told the Evening Standard:
    If you look at the age of the team this year then I think they have over-achieved. They are all very young but we can't keep saying that forever. Arsenal need to buy in a sprinkling of proven quality players and introduce them alongside the current players, and they will drag them over the line.
    It seems like we've been saying that for an age, in fairness, but the manager has got no excuses this summer. I speak to a lot of Arsenal fans via this blog and I know that many still support Arsene and the job he's doing. Equally, I know that there are a growing number of fans whose dissatisfaction grows as another season ends without silverware. Personally, I believe we've made some progress this season and I'm not going to use injuries as an excuse, but there are clearly issues which have to be sorted out. Unless he chooses to completely ignore those when the transfer window opens I think he's still the best man for the job. Of course the speculation about the comings and goings will kick off in earnest sooner rather than later and if you want to keep up to date with all the names you might want to check out the Arsenal Silly Season blog. And that is about that. Breakfast time here, more tomorrow.]]>
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    On goalkeepers http://arseblog.net/2010/04/28/on-goalkeepers/ Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=987 Fabianski's return to action was in a 1-0 away defeat to Olympiakos, a nothing game in which the likes of Gilles Sunu and Kyle Bartley played for Arsenal. He then played in the FA Cup at West Ham, which Arsenal won. The Cup was his chance to prove himself and to show that the proclamations of the manager were accurate and not just hopeful press conference utterances designed to boost his confidence. He was weak against Stoke as they opened the scoring in the first couple of minutes. Instead of dealing with the long throw he allowed himself to be outmuscled and Stoke scored. Then came Porto. He threw a tame cross into his own net and picked up a back pass which resulted in their second. His chance to redeem himself seemed a good one against Wigan, Arsenal were 2-0 up and cruising until they let one in and Fabianski went to pieces, dropping a routine corner on the head of Titus Bramble. The result wasn't all his fault, not by a long way, but his skittishness contributed to the defeat. The manager praised his performance against Man City on Saturday, I understand why, but the truth is he had nothing whatsoever to do. Over the course of the season Almunia and Fabianski have been given chances that other goalkeepers in Wenger's reign would not. David Seaman was a fantastic keeper but by the end he could barely get off the ground. Those who came and went included Alex Manninger, Richard Wright, Stuart Taylor, Rabi Shaaban and Guillaume Warmuz. None of the challengers were considered good enough, all of them were dispatched to continue their careers elsewhere. It was only when Wenger signed Lehmann that he let Seaman go, confident that he had the right man. We went from Safe Hands to Safe Hans. The problem, of course, is that when your number 1 is struggling you need a player understudying who is good enough to put pressure on him. Fabianski seems a nice young man but is clearly unable to cope with the pressure of first team football. Maybe it's just at a club like Arsenal, if he went to a mid-table side perhaps he'd be fine, but Wenger's reluctance to drop Almunia can only be explained by his reluctance to use Fabianski. It's easy to say that goalkeeping is a 'weak spot' for the manager but the evidence shows that he knows what's expected from a number 1. When the challenger to that position hasn't been good enough his Arsenal career has been terminated, often with extreme ruthlessness. Should we believe that all of a sudden Arsene has forgotten what a good goalkeeper looks like? That doesn't make much sense to me, yet at the end of the day he's the one who has allowed this situation to develop. Personally, I think he was right to consider Almunia his number 1 for this season. I know some people have never been convinced but the previous two campaigns were solid, if not spectacular. There was no reason why he couldn't at least maintain that level of performance. Instead he regressed in a big way. Similarly, despite some hairy moments, Fabianski was promising, a Polish international, who made rookie mistakes but would probably get better with experience. Instead, he cracked under the pressure of top level football. I understand what he's saying in this piece but would Wenger persist with a centre-half who, every time he came into the side, made fresh air kicks allowing opposing strikers to score easy goals? I don't think so. I realise being a goalkeeper means every mistake is highlighted but, you know, tough shit. That's the nature of the job and unfortunately for him, and for us, he's not up to it. There are many things we can learn from this season in terms of how we've played, how we've fallen short etc etc, but for me the most obvious one is that we need a new goalkeeper. We need to stop scraping around the bargain basements of Europe, identify a player who can be the Arsenal goalkeeper for the next 10 seasons and go out and buy him. In recent years there has been a dearth of top quality options, I'll admit that, but when the manager can look around now and see players like Akinfeev, Craig Gordon, Joe Hart, Hugo Lloris and others all available for the right price this summer he's got no excuse to sort out what is a fundamental flaw in this Arsenal team. A good keeper is the base of your spine, when your keeper has osteoporosis you are going to struggle. It's time to cut our losses with Almunia and Fabianski, say 'thanks chaps, but cheerio' and bring in a player who can make our team a lot better. I know there's a lot of talk about Wojciech Szczesny but unless this kid really is as special as someone like Iker Cassilas, and I'm not sure he is, then promoting a 19 year to be our number 1 next season would be another hopeful swing in the dark. That said, he's clearly a decent, ambitious young goalkeeper and there are high hopes within the club for him. He would certainly provide the kind of competition that every top player needs to thrive. If whoever we buy knows that his number 2 is just itching to get in the team and take his place then it can only be a good thing for him ... and Arsenal. I said yesterday that I still believe Arsene is the right man for the job at Arsenal. His summer spending will go a long to prove or disprove that. If he hasn't addressed the goalkeeping problem by the end of the transfer window I would start to have second thoughts. --- Not a lot else happening really. There's some vague transfer speculation surrounding Serbian defender Neven Subotic but nothing concrete. Is there ever? Arsenal Match of the 70sTo finish today, a quick competition. I've got three DVD copies of Arsenal Match of the 70s which includes highlights from games throughout the decade and also includes post match analysis and interviews with players like George Armstrong, Brian Kidd and others. To win all you have to do is answer the following question: How many FA Cup finals did Arsenal appear in during the 70s? Answers, as usual, to competition@arseblog.com and I'll announce the winners in tomorrow's blog. Arsenal Match of the 70s is available from www.tikabooson.com RRP £17.99 tikabooson.com price £10.99 And that's about that, have a good day, cross fumblers.]]> 987 2010-04-28 09:00:14 2010-04-28 09:00:14 open open on-goalkeepers publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Wenger talks transfers, tells Arshavin to button it + Arsecast 160 http://arseblog.net/2010/04/30/wenger-talks-transfers-tells-arshavin-to-button-it-arsecast-160/ Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=983 He then went on to say:
    I will try to do what I want to do as quickly as possible. We have a basic squad and I believe in the squad I have. But if I can make an addition – two or three maximum – then we will do it.
    Now, for me this is where it gets a bit interesting. We've heard this kind of talk before, about how he believes in the squad and the whole bringing in two or three players. It's the word addition that piques my curiosity. I think there are question marks over quite a number of players this summer. Sylvester is as good as gone, I'm hopeful at least one of the first two goalkeepers is gone, William Gallas I believe will go (although the manager says he'll give him till the end of May to sign a new deal before he starts looking around), and some players who haven't contributed much this season might also be on their way. He was asked specifically about Eduardo who has been very much on the periphery and said:
    Eduardo is very important, but I will assess that situation and sit down with him before the end of the season, to see how he feels. He is 27 years old, and wants to play, but we extended his contract because we believe in him.
    So there's a hint there that Eduardo might not want to stay, that he might feel his career would be best continued elsewhere. It's a real shame and the horrific injury has clearly had a much greater impact that we thought. I'd like him to stay and turn things around but the fact he's been so unused, even against Man City at the weekend he did nothing more than warm up as far away from the bench as possible, would make it no surprise if he left. Carlos Vela is another one whose career has hit an impasse, culminating in the ludicrous situation where he couldn't play in the Champions League quarter final in Barcelona because he couldn't find his passport. If he was moved on this summer I wouldn't bat an eyelid. So there are players whose time is more or less up and obviously those positions need to be filled. Arsene is talking about additions to the squad, perhaps a better word might be 'replacements'. I have a feeling, and it's just a feeling, that this could be a very busy summer in terms of transfer deals at the club. With the new 25 man squad rule for the Premier League perhaps he's going to cut his losses with some players and bring in guys who can contribute for the duration of the season. No constant niggling injuries, no missing games because of jet lag and never finding any form. It needs to be a more efficient group of players than we have right now, that's for sure. Also interesting to note the manager's views on how, outside England, there's basically no transfer market because so many clubs have financial problems. As Arsenal are a bit 'cash rich' at the moment doesn't this bode well for us? Clubs that need money badly can be bargained with if there are players we want, and we all know how much Arsene loves to drive a good bargain. AW was also asked about Andrei Arshavin and the comments made about how playing for Barcelona would be the 'pinnacle' of his career. While accepting that comments made in Russian can be given a mischievous slant in translation, it's clear he has been irked, saying:
    Yes, I am very disappointed because he shows a completely different attitude. He wants to extend his contract with us and stay with us, so the noise coming out of Russia is very difficult to explain. Everybody has the freedom to speak, but you want to make sure first of all that you respect your club.
    He then told the assembled journalists to go ask Arshavin himself, saying he wouldn't deny them access. It's unusual for the manager to be so openly critical of a player but I can understand it. I think if Arshavin had put in the performances on the pitch this season then he could go on the news each night and recite filthy Limericks about moving to Barcelona for all anybody would care. For me, however, he's had a disappointing season. I understand he was played out of position and took one for the team, but I wish he'd do a little less talking and a lot more playing. A couple of Arsenal legends speak about a couple of players who will be looking to make an impact next season. Kenny Sansom likens Kieran Gibbs to Graham Rix (careful, girls) and Martin Keown talks about Craig Eastmond. If you've got the time and/or the inclination this is an interesting piece on Arsenal's finances. Ok then, time for this week's Arsecast. I'm joined by GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog to get his thoughts on the snoozefest v Citeh, potential comings and goings this summer and his view of the season as a whole. Also, AWH, Slyvester and Arshavin. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (22mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. It's a pain having to wait till Monday evening for our game. I may just have to have some bank holiday beers to pass the time. Have a good one, till tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/05/01/saturday-round-up-28/ Sat, 01 May 2010 09:00:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=981 saying:
    I am often translated wrongly. If I talk to the English press, there is no problem, but when I say something in Russia, some special news agency takes it, translates it and sells these quotes. During the process of interpretation they translate my words as they see fit. I find this unpleasant.
    Do you know what I find unpleasant? Cloves. I never understood why anyone would want to use something that tastes like a hobo's socks, but there you go. I can understand why Arshavin would be unhappy but I'd suggest there's more of an issue with context that actual translation. For example, he might say:
    One day I would like to play for Barcelona. It would be the pinnacle of my career but I am at Arsenal and Arsenal is awesome and frankly I'd just like to go to Barcelona when I am older and my pot belly is much larger to enjoy a bit of sunshine and perhaps to score Penelope Cruz. I believe she has a house there.
    Of course we only get the bit about going to Barcelona. Headlines too can be misleading. In today's Mirror they reckon that Arshavin 'hits out at Arsenal medical team'. This is what he says:
    This is a painful issue both for me and for the team I play for now. We need to do ­something to avoid it in the future. If it was only my own problem I would agree that it is my fault. That the Premier League is too hard for me with too many games etc. But when this happens almost to everyone for the last two or three years... I believe there should be some more global reason which we need to deal with. Something needs to be done about it in general and I talked to all Arsenal people who are ­responsible for medical care.
    I wouldn't call that 'hitting out'. I would call that a fair assessment of Arsenal's injury problems and I think the sentiments expressed there are ones shared by a large majority of Arsenal fans. We have had a conveyor belt injury room in recent seasons. Yes, we've been unlucky with some but the constant parade of little muscle tweaks, pulls, strains and niggles has been almost non-stop. Arshavin said he talked to the medical team. He didn't say he 'blasted them' or complained, just talked. And if that goes some way to finding anything approaching a solution I've got no problem with that whatsoever. Anyway, as Andrei has a very popular website, perhaps he could deal with mistranslations and comments being taken out of context on there. It would be very easy to counter if an English version of a Russian interview took his words and twisted them. A quick story on his site and everything's done and dusted and any confusion would be cleared up. He can't do much about shit stirring headlines, like the one above, but hopefully people can see through them easily enough. There was an interview with Eduardo on ATVO yesterday but there wasn't a great deal to it. Some waffle about his injuries, his preffered position and the team's approach to the Blackburn game. I hope he starts on Monday, to be honest, it'd be nice to see if he's got anything to contribute, but as I mentioned yesterday I think he's one of those players with a big question mark hanging over him at the moment. Do we care that Robin van Persie has been linked by the Spanish press with a move to Barcelona? No, we do not. It's come from AS, one of the more Madrid friendly papers, and they say Robin is an option as they chase David Villa. Given Arsene's comments about how he felt van Persie could be up there with the world's best, should he stay injury free (hahaha) I think any further speculation, Spanish or otherwise, can be ignored. Not much else going on really. This Monday evening game seems ages away and I think we're getting an early taste of what the summerlull is going to be like. Oh joy.]]>
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    Transfer madness, Arshavin's off to Barcelona and loads coming in http://arseblog.net/2010/05/02/transfer-madness-arshavins-off-to-barcelona-and-loads-coming-in/ Sun, 02 May 2010 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=979 *boilk*. Oh Germans and your delicious beer, why must you tempt me so? I am eternally grateful to UEFA for rigging the Champions League draw so Arsenal played Barcelona and I had a good excuse to go stock up at the Spanish pharmacies for their delicious, horse tablet sized pain killers. Tomorrow we play Blackburn and there's not much in the way of team news. The injured ones are injured and the not injured ones will probably get injured at some point. Sam Allardyce, the walrus of football, says in the News of the World that he 'always outwits' Arsene Wenger. I'm thinking this is a typo and it should read 'outweighs'. I know we've had our run-ins with Walrus and his teams down the years but I don't remember him winning too many of them. There wasn't much wit involved when Blackburn got a 6-2 spanking at our place earlier in the season. I suppose what he means by 'outwit' is 'deliberately and cynically foul and injure Arsenal players'. In which case I have got no argument against that at all. That game against Bolto in 02-03 season still makes me cross so I shall move on. It's mostly just transfer stuff to be honest but the People has some quotes from Andrei Arshavin in which he says he's off to Barcelona:
    I am going to Barcelona in the summer. I have always dreamed about going to Spain and playing for the best team in the world. They were unsure about me when I was playing in Russia but I have shown them that I'm the real deal and I know they are ready to talk to me.
    He goes on to say that Gael Clichy would also love to play for Barcelona. Obviously he just wants a bigger boy to go with him to look after him. I have no idea where these quotes come from and a quick check on El Mundo or Sport has shown nothing - although they'll pick them up soon enough. Until I get a bit more info about where this has originated from I'm not saying a lot - though the article suggests the quotes are very recent. Even by Arshavin's outspoken standards this seems a bit much and I suspect there's some mischief making going on here. The line about competing for his place with Xavi and Iniesta did it for me. Two quality players who work their nuts off in every game won't have too much to worry about if the Russian stroller arrives. Also in The People a story linking us with Danish centre-half Simon Kjaer. A fee of £10m is mentioned and wages of £100,000 a week are also mentioned which is probably why the same story says we might look at Hull's Steven Mouyokolo who would undoubtedly be a cheaper option. In the Mirror a story saying we're after Scott Parker. I'll admit, I thought he would have been a good signing for us a couple of seasons ago as we were waiting for Song to develop. To be honest, I think even now he could offer something to our midfield. He's a scrapper and there have been times we could have done with that kind of player this season. As he's the only West Ham player NOT up for sale though, I don't see it happening. The same article also says the boss is looking at Joe Hart, Brede Hangeland and Aston Villa's James Milner. The boss talks about Samir Nasri and says Robert Pires is good example for him to follow and says his future is not in midfield:
    Robert is a good target for him because if he can score the number of goals Pires scored then he will be an exceptional player. I see Nasri in a wide role because he has the tricks, the pace and don’t forget that Fabregas plays in the central role.
    I think I'd be quite happy if Nasri started to deliver like Pires, whose goal record was quite fantastic. He's still young, remember Le Bob arrived here when he was 26 or so, Nasri is still only 22, so he's got time on his side, but no matter how many goals he scores he'll never be as dreamy as Bob. *swoons* The Daily Star say we might be interested in Joe Cole who is available on a free transfer this summer. It's not the first time I've heard his name mentioned when it comes to a move to us this summer. However, he's a bit too like Sylvester for me in that he seems to have a lot of trouble closing his mouth, the fly catching cunt. Also in the Star a link to Ibrahim Affelay, a PSV winger. That's eight players linked in one blog post, not too shabby at all. Still, we've got to do something with the millions we'll get from selling Arshavin to Barcelona. Right, have yourselves a good bank holiday Sunday, shame about the weather but I think I'll stick a couple of quid on Chelsea turning over the 'smashers big style and see what happens there. Till tomorrow.]]>
    979 2010-05-02 09:00:33 2010-05-02 09:00:33 open open transfer-madness-arshavins-off-to-barcelona-and-loads-coming-in publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Scary Wenger - Eboue's redemption - Blackburn preview http://arseblog.net/2010/05/03/scary-wenger-eboues-redemption-blackburn-preview/ Mon, 03 May 2010 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=976 he says:
    Let people think and let me do. But it isn't an area that I necessarily want to strengthen.
    Dark clouds now hang over this blogger's fuzzy head. The boss has given Lukasz Fabianski his backing, saying:
    He still has to show that he can be consistent. I know he has the talent and he has shown against Man City that he is mentally strong and that he can respond. Now the next target is for him to show that he can be consistent.
    I might have missed something but Fabianski has been consistent. Consistently error prone. I'm glad for him, but mostly for us, that the Man City game didn't see one of his trademark errors but let's be honest about this, any one of us could have played in goal against Man City and it wouldn't have affected the scoreline one jot. He must have been nervous, I get that, but so were the fans every time the ball came near him. Perhaps we can put this down to the manager not publicly saying "Well, I definitely need a new keeper" when there are still games to be played this season but I'm worried now. For me it's got to be the priority signing of the summer. I do feel a bit sorry for Fabianski, he seems like a nice chap and is clearly a talented goalkeeper ... in training, but when it comes down to those 90 minutes on the pitch he's always liable to make a mistake which will cost you a goal. I hope he plays the final two games of the season and I hope he plays well but even if he does it won't change my opinion. To win trophies we need a better keeper than any of the ones we currently have. Ultimately Fabianski is only being judged on one thing - his performances when he plays and I don't think anyone can say they're close to being good enough. The manager also spoke about Emmanuel Eboue and said his transformation from boo-boy to cult hero was 'one of the more satisfying points of the season'. Which really says a lot about this campaign for me. I've never been much of a fan but fair play to him this season. The way he has responded has been fantastic. I know there was a lot of debate at the time about the reaction to his substitution at the end of the Wigan game and I understand it must have hurt him. On the other hand though, would his attitude have changed without it? Would he, and the manager, have understood the fans frustration with him? Arsene says:
    I always try to understand why. Fans in England will have a go at you if you don't try. But they forgive those who try hard. But sometimes it can be for different reasons. I believe for Eboue it was because he got a second yellow card at Tottenham and they judged him.
    Can't agree with that. The second yellow at Sp*rs was just the straw that broke the camel's back. There had been so much to dislike about his game. The diving, the cheating, the rolling around pretending to be injured, the back chat to refs and an attitude when picked which seemed very much like he was going through the motions. He was lazy. It wasn't just his stupidity at Sp*rs, it was cumulative and there was also frustration because it was obvious he was a fine athlete with no small amount of skill who preferred to cheat than to play football. The Wigan game was not exactly his finest hour but I understood the fans frustration. Besides writing a sternly worded letter to the club how else can they express themselves? Maybe you could call it a kind of footballing intervention. Eboue's response showed balls I didn't think he had and his subsequent redemption has been good to see. He's cut out most of the histrionics, works harder, plays better and adds something to the squad when fit. Sometimes the best lessons are harshly learned. The boss also says it'll be a blow if Theo Walcott misses the World Cup. I don't know about that, to be honest. His form this season has not been great by any means and based on that alone you'd have to question whether or not he merits a place in England's squad. I know Theo is ambitious and missing out would hurt him, but maybe it'd be good for us. The start of next season would see a well rested player burning from missing out and with a point to prove. It might just be what spurs him on. There's been nothing new regarding those Arshavin quotes which have now been picked up by the Spanish press. From what I'm told by a chappy on Twitter The People claim to have a tape recording of a conversation with Arshavin. It wasn't an official interview or anything like that so he was probably shooting his mouth off a bit. Surprising there hasn't been any official response to the story, to be honest. It's one thing for a newspaper to quote 'a source close to' or 'a friend' but they really attribute direct quotes to somebody unless they can back it up. I'm sure the boss will be asked about it later today. The Mirror says we're looking at Wolves striker Kevin Doyle. He's a decent player, in the papers here yesterday Trapatoni was saying he could easily go play for a top Italian club, but I'm not sure he's quite that good. Right, well that's about that. There's the small matter of Blackburn later on and I hope we go out there and stick in a performance today. We still need some points to ensure third place and we should be going out to get them today. I really have no idea what he's going to do in terms of the team. We might see Eduardo get a run out up front, which would be nice, but really there's not a great deal of rotation available to him. After the disappointment of the three defeats on the trot we levelled things off against Man City but the team shouldn't view this as an end of season stroll. There are still 6 points to play for this season and they should want them, big time. I hope that's the kind of effort we get later on and there's a very unhappy Walrus when the final whistle blows. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Blackburn 2-1 Arsenal: Weak Gunners let themselves be bullied again http://arseblog.net/2010/05/04/blackburn-2-1-arsenal-weak-gunners-let-themselves-be-bullied-again/ Tue, 04 May 2010 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=974 gave an interview, his voice unusually shaky, to ESPN. He'd seen his Arsenal side outfought, again. He'd seen his Arsenal team create little in the way of goalscoring chances, again. He'd seen his Arsenal side concede two atrocious goals, again. He'd seen his Arsenal side throw away a lead, again. He'd seen his Arsenal side go down without much of a fight, again. And he must have seen the ghastly, gum chewing, grinning mug of Sam Allardyce which, regardless of what you think about the way Arsenal played, can't be much fun to look at. Arsene Wenger complains at BlackburnHe complained bitterly about Blackburn's tactics afterwards. Regular readers will know I have little time for Allardyce and the way his teams play football. His personal dislike of Arsene Wenger means his teams are more up for games against Arsenal than they are any other team. His team is physical and at times I think they go too far. Morten Gamst Pedersen should have had a red card yesterday for an appalling hack on Robin van Persie. Vince Grella clearly targetted van Persie with an elbow and that could also have been a red. Ryan Nelsen ensured he went through the back of van Persie for the first two aerial challenges and there was the usual cynical, disruptive fouling that we've come to expect. And that is the key. We know what we're going to get at Blackburn. It's no good complaining after the fact that we didn't get the protection from the referee. We rarely do and the more we complain the less likely it is to happen, especially when it's a good old English manager against a moaning French one. We know Blackburn are going to push the boundaries of fair play and we allow ourselves to be pushed around. This is an Arsenal team that can be bullied and it's sad to see. I'm sure there's an interesting parallel to be made with the number of red cards we received when Wenger's team won trophies and the amount received since our last piece of silverware. If someone has the stats I'd love to see them. Update: Arsenal picked up 35 reds in Premier League between 1996-2004 at a rate of 1 every 8.5 matches and 13 from 2004-10 - 1 every 17.5 - via Orbinho on Twitter (a fantastic resource for Arsenal stats). I'm not advocating foul play on Arsenal's part, I'm merely saying we need to stand up for ourselves. It's clear some of the players aren't capable of that so for me the solution is very simple: bring in some players who won't allow their team to be bullied. Arsenal's obvious weak spot yesterday was Lukasz Fabianski. From the off it was clear that Blackburn were targetting him, crowding around him during set pieces and making life as difficult as possible for him. And to his credit he did all right initially. I thought he coped pretty well, making decent catches and punches as Blackburn hoofed it long as much as possible. It couldn't last though. Having taken the lead through a Robin van Persie header, Arsenal allowed Blackburn back into it with another piece of comedy (Adam Sandler comedy, I mean = not funny) defending. Blackburn had a corner on our right, it was played across, Fabianski came and was impeded by Jason Roberts. He still got a hand to the ball, it dropped to some fucker who whipped it back across goal. This should not have been problem but Samir Nasri, who was on the back post and was clearly looking at David Dunn, decided to go walkabout, let Dunn get goal side and the the giant headed man had a simple tap in. I really don't apportion any blame to Fabianski for that one. The ref might have given a free (and he did give plenty to Fabianski) but if Nasri had just defended properly it wouldn't have been a goal. Our keeper made some good saves during the game. One from some bloke called Toilet and another from Pedersen who was then bundled over in the box by Sol Campbell. I thought it might easily have been a penalty to them. Up the other end Martin Atkinson evened things up when van Persie, having turned Salgado beautifully, was fouled by the Spaniard as he was about to shoot. A definite penalty, possibly a red card for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity, and nothing was given. And then came another Fabianski howler. Another Blackburn corner from the right, they crowded the box as they had been doing, the ball was played in under the crossbar, Fabianski mistimed his jump, missed the ball entirely and it basically bounced off Samba's head and into the goal. The Pole was left sitting in his goalmouth knowing he'd made yet another mistake and ultimately that mistake cost Arsenal the game. I felt a bit sorry for him because he needed his teammates to help him out. When Blackburn put men in front of him where were our defenders to push them out of the way? Would Adams or Bould or Keown or Vieira have allowed that to happen? Not a fucking chance. Fabianski himself needed to be more aggressive. Jens Lehmann would have been stamping on toes, pushing, shoving, fouling and making life as uncomfortable for the Blackburn players as they were for him. It wasn't a pretty tactic from Blackburn but it was effective. If there's a weak link in a team you go after it. That's top level sport. There was no reason why Arsenal couldn't have done the same when we had corners but there's too much purism in this side. Arsenal should have protected their goalkeeper better, instead the players walked away from him as he sat there bereft, knowing he'd been forced into making another big error. I'm not going to blame him though. I've made my opinion of him quite clear. I don't think he's anywhere near good enough or strong enough to be a top level keeper. I blame Arsene Wenger for picking him. The manager sent Fabianski into the lions den to try and prove a point that didn't need to be proved. Fabianski was the nerd with a pocket full of lunch money sent into the schoolyard full of bullies. It was obvious that Blackburn were going to go after him and based on his previous performances it was a good bet that he wasn't going to be cope with it. Arsene complained about a foul on the keeper for the second goal. I've watched it again. There is no foul. Samba stands his ground, Fabianski gets it wrong. He's been given chance after chance after chance and come up short every time. He wasn't helped by his teammates yesterday but at the end of the day he's got to be stronger himself. I hope he goes somewhere with less rough and tumble where his obvious talents as a shot-stopper work to his benefit but Arsene has to call time on his Arsenal career now and accept that he's got this one badly wrong. It would be unfair to level all the blame at the keeper though. There's the other side of the coin in that Arsenal created next to nothing in that game. Paul Robinson has shipped more goals against us than any other keeper in history and he had the quietest game of his life. Too many Arsenal players weren't up to the challenge yesterday. Carlos Vela started his first Premier League game of the season yesterday and it was easy to see why. He shanked a glorious chance wide in the early moments. Theo's persistence set him up, an open goal albeit with a challenge from the defender and somehow, from just inside the right hand post and about 4 yards out, he managed to put it wide of the left hand post. That was his final contribution to the game, he was abject and I see little future for him at this club. The only Carlos Vela News I want to hear at this point is that he's been sold. At left back Armand Traore was awful. He looked completely disinterested, like he'd rather have been somewhere else (and I'm sure many of the Arsenal fans who travelled to Blackburn felt the same), he annoyed me. Late on, when we needed to score, he rarely ventured beyond the halfway line and when he got it he played the lazy pass inside to his centre-half. He didn't want the ball. At one point Nasri was back in the left back position trying, at least, to do something because he knew Traore didn't care enough to try himself. These are games in which guys like Vela and Traore have an opportunity to show they're worthy of a place in this Arsenal squad. When you're making your first start of the season don't you want to give it everything you've got? Don't you want to prove that you're ready for first team football? How little pride do you have that you think ambling about a pitch and shirking responsibility is acceptable? Andrei Arshavin came on, had one shot, then disappeared. Diaby had another one of those games. Eduardo got 14 minutes at the end and barely touched the ball, his season, and perhaps his Arsenal career drawing to a sad and feeble end. I know we have injuries. We were shorn of Song, Bendtner and Rosicky prior to this game on top of all the others we have missing. So lack of quality is not an issue for me. I realise we're down to the bare bones and that our football is going to suffer because of that. What I cannot bear though is the lack of fight. When Blackburn went ahead yesterday there was no sense that these Arsenal players really tried to get back into the game. They didn't care enough, they didn't work hard enough and again they let themselves and the club down. We might have been there or thereabouts for the title this season, and I take that as a big positive, but the last few weeks have taught us a lot about some of these players. They don't have enough pride in the Arsenal shirt. They're not willing to stand up for themselves or each other. They allow themselves to be bullied and not enough of them fight back. Say what you want about Blackburn's tactics, they're anti-football or whatever (and I'll agree with you, by the way), but this isn't netball. Physical contact, at varying levels of legality, is something we have to learn to deal with and not enough of these players can do it. We're too small, we're too weak and we're too easily pushed around. This is the team that Arsene has built. He needs to rebuild it for next season. Add physicality, add players who hate to lose, like Vermaelen, like Cesc, like van Persie. Get rid of the ones who think it's ok to stroll around a Blackburn pitch when we still need points this season to make sure of third place. It's not just about a player's talent, it's about his attitude and application. You don't learn much about that when things are going well, you sure as fuck do when the chips are down. We've learned a lot in recent weeks. Arsene complaining that Blackburn were 'unfair' isn't what I want to hear. It adds fuel to the fire of those who say he whinges and is a poor loser. Not that I care too much about what they say but I want to hear the manager talk about how we can learn to deal better with games like these, not stamp his feet and bitch about injustice. I thought this summer required a little bit of tinkering, perhaps some keyhole surgery of the squad. After the last month it's more than that, open heart surgery required I think, provided he can find what's left of it. Depressed.]]> 974 2010-05-04 09:00:10 2010-05-04 09:00:10 open open blackburn-2-1-arsenal-weak-gunners-let-themselves-be-bullied-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug We're the same but different http://arseblog.net/2010/05/05/were-the-same-but-different/ Wed, 05 May 2010 09:02:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=972 The Guardian said Arsene has made Joe Hart his number one target but Citeh will not sell. Which makes it a bit of a non-story really. They have no need to sell, if they view him as a long term option for the keeper position, then they can easily just allow him out on loan again, knowing they're not going to suffer any financial burden in doing so. In the meantime the statement from Gigi Buffon that he'd be interested in playing in England should he leave Juventus means our name crops up again. There's talk of him going to City too as they try and build a collection of all the keepers in the world. While it might seem fanciful he's the kind of signing I think we need. An experienced, quality keeper who would instantly improve our squad. With back-up perhaps for Wojscez© it'd allow us to strengthen that area properly. As I said though, it's fanciful, but I do think that's the direction we need to be going in. The Mirror says William Gallas is refusing to commit himself to Arsenal and says his focus is on playing in the World Cup. No surprise really, I've long thought Gallas was off this summer, and he can go somewhere else on a Bosman, pick up a nice healthy signing on fee, and his new club can then cope with his annual 3 month injury layoff. Also in the Mirror news that Bolton will beg Arsenal to let them keep Jack Wilshere next season. I hope that doesn't happen. I think he's proved during his loan spell there that he's ready for Premier League football. Perhaps not yet as a starter for Arsenal but I can envisage him making the same kind of breakthrough as Aaron Ramsey did before that cuntheaded oaf broke his leg. If you see Wilshere play it's not hard to see what he'd bring to this Arsenal side, his spirit and drive would set him a part from some of the options we currently have. Tonight's game between Man City and Sp*rs is interesting. A win for Sp*rs and they seal a top 4 place and could even go above us into third if they win their final game of the season and we lose to Fulham. A draw tonight and it goes down to the final day of the season for those two and third place is ours. I'm hoping for stalemate tonight and then some kind of simultaneous Ebola outbreak on the last day. Sp*rs in Champions League football would be unbearable but Citeh getting fourth means they can, with all their oily billions, attract the kind of players who wouldn't come to them otherwise. It's a toughie. Let's hope for a 4-4 with red cards and smashed heads and players knocking each other unconscious tonight, we can worry about the rest on Sunday. Till tomorrow.]]> 972 2010-05-05 09:02:30 2010-05-05 09:02:30 open open were-the-same-but-different publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sunday now crucial - more players linked http://arseblog.net/2010/05/06/sunday-now-crucial-more-players-linked/ Thu, 06 May 2010 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=970 Haven't Been Champions Since 1961 League (qualifying only - a tip of the hat to my old pal Scaryduck for that one) and could overtake us for third place if things go their way on Sunday. If we lose to Fulham and they beat Burnley then they get third place. If we draw with Fulham our superior goal difference will mean we stay third on goal difference. A win against Fulham and obviously we're third. It really is a measure of how poor our finish to the season has been that we find ourselves in this situation. If it were Villa or City we'd be annoyed but the fact that it's Sp*rs adds something extra to it. However, down the years on this blog I don't know how many times I've said we don't like doing it the easy way, or some variation of that. It means that instead of a final day stroll we've got a serious game on our hands. For the fans finishing behind Sp*rs is unthinkable (although anybody who actually wants them to finish above us is a fuckwitted cretin of the highest order). The players and the manager need to be aware of that and must respond accordingly. More on the Fulham game in the days ahead. There's some transfer talk on the official site from the manager (1, 2 & 3). It's more of the usual guff. About how any transfers will be only 'top, top class' players (like Sylvester) and additions will be minimal. This is just days after saying he'd be bringing in two or three. When all the focus should be on the game this Sunday I'm not going to pay much attention to what he says, he seems to contradict himself all the time, and again this is another one of those occasions when the official site might better gauge the mood of the fans. We've watched the team fall apart in the final month of the season. Even if there is no 'I'm going to buy a shitload of world class players' story, don't give us the 'I'm keeping faith with the ones who couldn't beat Wigan and Blackburn' ones. One man who will be arriving in the summer is Marouane Chamakh and he more or less confirmed that yesterday. Speaking to L'Equipe he said:
    I count the days, 11 short days. As time passes, it feels weird. I feel many emotions. I am delighted to join the English football atmosphere, it is something amazing. I love Arsenal's game. In London, I won't be a kid anymore. I have grown, I have things to prove and I am motivated to achieve it.
    He sounds enthusiastic at least and he'll certainly add something to our striking options. Bendtner, van Persie and Arshavin have 14, 9 and 11 goals respectively. Considering the amount of time they've spent out injured that's not too bad. The other two recognised strikers, Eduardo and Vela, have 6 and 1. Eduardo hasn't scored a goal since January (FA Cup v West Ham). Vela's only goal of the season came in September in the Carling Cup against West Brom. That's really not good enough. I know Eduardo's season has been disrupted by injury but you sense his time at the club is coming to a sad and premature end. The injury has done him in which is a real shame. Vela, for me, is the real disappointment. He's had a couple of little injuries but when you watch him go through the motions like he did against Blackburn it's understandable why he's hardly played and Chamakh's arrival is likely to mean the end of his Arsenal career. He can go somewhere mid-table in Spain where the sunshine and the nightlife suit him down to the ground. Andrei Arshavin, meanwhile, has used his official site to respond to the story in The People which quoted him as saying he'd be off to Barcelona this summer and taking Gael Clichy with him. Interestingly he uses the word 'defame' in his statement, will he back that up with legal action, I wonder? He goes on to say:
    It is worth noting that Andrey Arshavin hasn’t given any interviews or communicated with any representatives of this tabloid.
    Also interestingly he doesn't actually deny making that statement, just that he's never given any interview to the People, which I think we all understood anyway. If they're reporting a conversation he had with somebody else, which may or may not have been taped, then there's no suggestion on their part that it came from an official interview. Arshavin also states categorically that Dennis Lachter is no longer his agent and has not been representing him for some time. This tallies with the stories from a few months back and I'm told Arshavin got rid of him not long after he arrived at the club when he realised the deal that had been done meant he'd be earning a lot less than he thought. And this is where I think the unsettled feeling comes from on the player's part. I don't know how accurate reports are that he asked for more money from the club and was turned down but it does seem like there's an issue and if his unenthusiastic approach at times this season is tied to his unhappiness with his contract then I'd be pretty worried and disappointed. Hopefully it can be resolved in the summer. He's a player of undoubted quality, when he feels like it, but any kind of increase must be based on a reward system. The better he plays, the more goals he scores, the more he earns. He hasn't done anything this season to show that he's worthy of a pay rise, no matter how much Lachter cocked up his contract. The Guardian reports that Sol Campbell is set to sign a one year deal with the club, ignoring more lucrative offers from elsewhere. It's a good move as far as I'm concerned. Obviously I don't think he should be first choice but as I've said over the last few months there's a lot he can bring to this Arsenal squad, provided some of these players will deign to listen to him, and his experience will be needed. His player of the month award is well deserved too. Nice striker Loic Remy says he wants to join Arsenal having spoken to Thierry Henry who told him good things about the club. He says:
    Arsenal are the club I want to join. I won't deny they are my priority. I have been an Arsenal fan since I was little.
    A total of 9 goals this season means he's 9 times better than Carlos Vela. Bring him the fuck in. Let's load up on strikers like Kurt loaded up on guns. Hard to blow your own head off with a bloke from Nice too. Just keep Courtney away from him. Also this morning The Mirror are reporting that a £10m move for Dynamo Kiev's Senegalese centre-half, Pape Malickou Diakhate, is on the cards. I hope we sign him so that one day, when he gives an interview in which he complains about something, I can use the headline 'Pape don't preach'. I have to admit I know next to nothing about the player but if he comes from Senegal there's a reasonable chance that him playing for Arsenal might be a good thing. He looks a bit of a beast in the picture and there's little doubt that Arsenal need more bestiality. Or beastliness. Whichever you prefer. And knowing my readership I'm pretty sure I know which one you prefer. And on that charming note, I'll leave it there for today. More tomorrow with an Arsecast as usual. Till then.]]>
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    Early Fulham preview + Arsecast 161 http://arseblog.net/2010/05/07/early-fulham-preview-arsecast-161/ Fri, 07 May 2010 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=968 Nigel Winterburn on Arsenal's defending against Blackburn:
    I just couldn't believe the way the defenders were trying to mark goal-side, it meant they just got in the way of Fabianski rather than helping him. They should have just stayed on the outside and then if Pedersen kept swinging the ball under the bar, you just take the forwards with you into the net if you have to. Back when we had big Dave Seaman in goal he would have made sure we knew that and just come for every cross knowing he could get something on it.
    He makes a reasonable point about Fabianski doing some things well but the last line tells its own story for me. The Pole isn't strong enough, mentally or physically, and I'll hark back to an Arsecast earlier in the season when Amy Lawrence asked why all the Arsenal goalkeepers seemed to have the same flaws. Could a change of goalkeeping coach be as important as buying a new keeper this summer? And given what Nutty says about the way we defend, could better defensive coaching help? It couldn't hurt, that's for sure. Bacary Sagna talks to the Mirror. He says that Chamakh is 'top class' and talks about the season as a whole. There's not much worth reproducing, it's fairly bog-standard stuff, but while he hasn't had a brilliant season I think he's been solid enough and is one of the players who you can always rely on to give you everything in a game so I'll forgive him the platitudes. The Sun says we're after the classically named Spanish goalkeeper Diego Lopez. He plays for Villarreal, is 28 years old so reasonably experienced, is 6'5 and has been chosen in the Spanish squad ahead of Victor Valdes. From what I've seen of him he looks pretty decent. I'm sure we can coach that out of him though. And finally, as Theo Walcott launches his kids books, I rather enjoyed this from the always amusing Arsenal Shorts. Now, time for this week's Arsecast. I'm joined by John Cross from The Mirror to talk about the last week, the possibility of Arsenal signing a new keeper this summer and where else Arsene might spend his money. If you're a Twitterer you can follow John here. Also in there Sylvester and Arshavin who has had an unhappy week, a look back to Blackburn and a look ahead to Fulham. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (26mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And there we go. Have yourselves a good final Friday of the season. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/05/08/saturday-round-up-27/ Sat, 08 May 2010 09:00:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=966 this guy at Arsenal's charity ball (for Great Ormond Street Hospital) on Thursday night. So all we've got to go on is his pre-match interview with the official site which really wasn't very exciting at all. He spoke about finishing in the top four and qualification for the top four, saying:
    Everybody finds it normal for us to qualify. It is not normal – it is the consequence of quality performances during the season and not because we are Arsenal that we are guaranteed that.
    Which is a decent point, in fairness, but easy to overlook in the disappointment of the last few weeks. It's also quite funny to note that Harry Redknapp is awarded Manager of the Year after spending millions at Sp*rs and scraping into 4th, Wenger keeping Arsenal consistently in the top four despite only having the loose change we find down the back of the sofas in Club Level to spend is overlooked. I'm not saying he should be manager of the year or anything like it, it's just funny to me, that's all. The Sp*rs friendly wankfest in the media now that they've finished in the top four for the first time since fuck knows when is all a bit sickening. No, you cunts, it's not a great day for football. Just because your nudge-nudge, wink-wink, wheeler dealer Englishman is manager, allowing him to enjoy a far friendlier media profile than he would if he were a foreign manager operating the same way, does not make it a great day for football. Imagine if he was foreign. Carlos the Ruinator. Vlad the Administrator. Seamus O'Jonah. That's what he'd be called as people watched the legacy of bankrupt clubs he left behind. Sp*rs are a team full of spivs in the image of their manager who have now just matched the legendary achievements of the world renowned 2004-5 Everton side and finished fourth. Cock off. The boss went on to speak about Maroune Chamakh who spoke during the week about how much he was looking forward to getting injured at Arsenal next season. He said:
    It is not officially done, but we are confident on the boy. When all is clear we will come out and announce it.
    And he also spoke about the fans and their support this season, saying:
    I believe for long periods in the season they were behind the team like never before and they deserve a big thank you. We gave everything this year and we will try that again on the last game of the season. Despite some disappointments they have always supported the team very well.
    No point me going over old ground by commenting on that but I'll just repeat what I said yesterday - I hope there's a performance and result tomorrow which will add a bit of gloss to the end of this season. The lap of appreciation tomorrow is as much for the players to show their thanks to the fans as anything else and hopefully it'll be done with third place secured and everyone in better spirits. Some transfer madness in The Sun - they're linking us with Shaun Wright-Phillips. He's not getting his game at City as Mancini decides football should be played by grown ups and not Time Bandits. As Arsenal have enough teeny-tiny players and badly need a bit of height, weight and physical strength added this summer, I hope this is just newspaper bollocks. Also in The Sun a story that the boss will travel to Paris next week to try again to get William Gallas to stay at the club. I'm told that Gallas is set to sign for PSG but I suppose we'll wait and see what happens. Personally, I find the idea of the manager having to go convince a player to stay with us a bit unseemly. If he doesn't want to stay then knock him over the head with a baton, tie him up, bring him back to the club, untie him and then show him the door. It's probably easier than bringing the door with you to Paris. Finally for today, former Gunner Robert Pires is looking for a new club after Villarreal told him his time in yellow was up. I'd like to formally offer him a place on my Tuesday night Astro team. He gets a free Arseblog sponsored shirt, three packs of Mega Meanies and as many bottles of TK red lemonade as he can manage. We could even throw in a goal bonus of a macaroon bar for each one he scores. Have a think about it, Bob, that's all I ask. Have a good Saturday.]]>
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    Petty politics at play http://arseblog.net/2010/05/08/petty-politics-at-play/ Sat, 08 May 2010 09:09:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=925 because of Peter Hill-Wood's comments a little while ago. Basically, the Chairman expressed his doubts that Cesc would get into their team right now. Yes, the comments were, perhaps, a touch inelegant, but it was clear to see what he meant (my original reaction here). What he was saying was that Barcelona had an array of talent in their squad, in Xavi they had a player very like Cesc but very much in his prime, and instead of being an automatic first choice like at Arsenal he might find himself more of a squad player there for a little while. Entirely reasonable sentiments and ones shared by many Arsenal fans, especially those who think Cesc leaving now is a bad idea. He was not saying Cesc was a bad player or anything like it. Now, I can understand why any player would be a little bit miffed at such comments but annoyed enough to leave a club they clearly love? My hole. There's politics at play here and when you consider Cesc's agent is Darren Dein Jr it becomes more clear. What better way to boost the popularity of other shareholders than make the current board to blame for the departure of our star player? Alisher Usmanov is waiting in the wings and anyone who thinks he'd plan a takeover without having a familar, and orange, face in his team is mad. You know I have a lot of time for John Cross but I just don't believe the fundamentals of this story. Let me make it clear, I don't for one second suggest he's making it up. I believe John has been given information by a party with an agenda. When there was a glimmer of hope about Cesc staying and people were feeling a bit better about the whole thing, "pals" of the player took it upon themselves to stir this up? Convenient, you have to say. And leaving everything else aside what does it say about Cesc that he would leave a club which gave him so much, and a club that he loves, because of some injudicious but hardly damning comments? I think we know Cesc isn't that kind of man and that, for me, is what makes me dismiss this story as pure bunkum. Is he really that sensitive and precious? I don't think so. There are any number of reasons why Cesc might want to leave and go to Barcelona, both from a football and personal point of view, PHW's comments are not among them. I'd put serious money on that. And I don't have serious money. Which means loan sharks. And loan sharks break legs. And I like my legs unbroken. What this story should do is open our eyes again to the fact that there's a lot going on behind the scenes at the club right now. The boardroom situation is precarious for various reasons and uncertainty like this can definitely be exploited by those who wish to do so. And personally, I have to seriously question people who claim to love the club yet would deliberately weaken it for their own gain. Maybe that's just me. Bolton have been in touch with Arsenal over Jack Wilshere. Owen Coyle says:
    I called Arsene Wenger to thank him for letting us have Jack last season.  If he feels that Jack is not quite ready for first-team football next season, then we would love the opportunity to bring him back.
    He went on to say there'd be no contact from anyone for centre-half Gary Cahill, one of the four million and six defenders we've been linked with so far. As for Wilshere, I hope he comes back and starts to emerge in our first team, but with the manager under pressure to add experience and quality to his squad this summer, he may find his chances slimmer than he'd like. Then again, there's the 'If he's good enough he's old enough' adage so I suppose it's down to the player himself to prove he's up to the job. Speaking of defenders, L'Equipe (via IMScouting) have reported we've had a bid turned down for L'Orient defender Laurent Koscielny, who we first heard about yesterday. We definitely need that regular partner for Thomas Vermaelen, about whom Martin Keown talks here. Theo Walcott talks about how David Beckham has been an inspiration to him. Theo then made his excuses, went off to get his neck tattooed before going sarong shopping. Interesting to note that Arsenal in the Community have gone to Kenya. I heard that some people were angling for the club to go to Scandinavia but at a stormy boardroom meeting they were told to 'forget Norway'. A Kenyan government official was present too and extolled the wider range of wild felines available in his country than in the home of A-ha. Kenya believe it? And that, my good old friends, is about that. Have yourselves a good Friday. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Fulham preview - another season draws to a close http://arseblog.net/2010/05/09/fulham-preview-another-season-draws-to-a-close/ Sun, 09 May 2010 09:00:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=964 I don't think our place in the top four is under threat but the main question is are we good enough to win the league? Personally I don't quite think so, I just feel the squad is lacking a little bit in quality defensively. Hey, it's not often I get things right. That's why it's interesting. In seriousness though it has been our downfall this campaign. People talk about how we should have signed a striker in January, I don't really think that would have made the difference. If a new signing had come in and scored 9 in 12 we'd have been chuffed. As it was Nicklas Bendnter did that on his return. For me the defining feature of this season is the individual mistake, the lack of defensive effort or basic cock-up which has cost us goals. Defensively, as a team, we weren't good enough. We've scored 15 more league goals this season than the last campaign but also conceded 5 more (41 in total - and there's no way you can win a league title conceding that many). It's no wonder the manager talks about having to strengthen at the back when asked about transfers. If you'd said to me in August that we'd be going into the final day of the season with something still to play for, the hopeless optimist in me, the one who buys a EuroMillions ticket and actually daydreams about winning it and becoming an awesome inventor who makes space cars and shit, would have thought you meant the title. Instead we have to get something from our game today to ensure third place is ours. And third place is about right. We were in there till the final bend but when Chelsea and United kicked on our legs had gone and now we're hanging on as a mad foaming at the mouth bastard tries to out-sprint us to the line. Fulham's participation in the Europa League final, players like van Persie and Sol Campbell who simply will not allow the Arsenal to be overtaken by Sp*rs and the fact we're at home mean I think we'll get at least the point we need. Obviously it would have been better if it had never come to this but there you go - that's football. I don't want to talk about what might go wrong today. What's the point? Unlike some rancid cockgobblers I will be up for my team today and not fingering my secret cockerel tattoo. I want the season to finish as well as possible, I want the fans who are there to enjoy the day, and to drink beers post-game, talking about what might have been if only we had [INSERT 1 of 4365 possibilities here]. There are players who will play today, and some who won't, who probably won't be seen in an Arsenal shirt again. There may not to be too many tears shed for some of them but they'll go down in the books as Arsenal players, they never picked themselves for the team, and while I hope they're replaced with quality it won't hurt to wave them off. For me Sylvester and Gallas are gone and there are question marks over Almunia, Fabianski, Eduardo, Vela and possibly even someone like Rosicky. I'm sure those there will watch these guys during the post-game lap and look for any small clues in their waving technique. I honestly wish Fulham all the best with their European final this week but I hope their preparation involves a serious hammering today. Sure, I'd take a scabby 1-0 but after what we've been through in the last few weeks I think we deserve a bit more than that. Of course deserve doesn't come into it once the game starts but I hope the players realise we need to see a reaction from them today in terms of our performance. With all the focus on United and Chelsea, and I have to admit I'd love to see Wigan frustrate Chelsea today, I'll be stream hunting later on. The season hasn't finished as happily as I'd hoped (and I still don't have a space car) but after approximately 5525 minutes of Arsenal this season I'll be hoping we're seeing in the summer with a final home win and a bit of pride restored. Come on you reds. A quick round-up of the Sunday paper stuff. Two keepers linked. The News of the World says we're after West Ham's Robert Green and goes as far as to say initial talks have taken place. The Sunday Sun, which appears to be a North East publication, says we're after Sunderland's Scottish keeper Craig Gordon. I can remember Bob Wilson singing his praises when he appeared on Arsecast a couple of years back and with a few seasons of Premier League experience under his belt he'd be my preferred option if I had to choose between him and Green. Not much else around in terms of gossip but no matter - there's a whole summer about to stretch out in front of us. Arsene is a bit worried about players who go to the World Cup but South Africa is but a distant distraction right now. I'm keeping everything I've got crossed today, even my increasingly woolly beard (my beard, I broke my beard!), for an Arsenal win today. Once again it's been an absolute pleasure sharing an Arsenal season with you all, here's to the right result later on, and see you tomorrow for the first official day of silly season. Till then.]]> 964 2010-05-09 09:00:40 2010-05-09 09:00:40 open open fulham-preview-another-season-draws-to-a-close publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Porto preview - we can do it http://arseblog.net/2010/05/09/porto-preview-we-can-do-it/ Sun, 09 May 2010 09:02:24 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1098 Arsene Wenger revealed they couldn't even think about taking a gamble, playing him tonight could have put him out for a much longer period. Cesc said:
    I wanted to play but the doctors recommended I rest and avoid any risk. I am sad to miss out because Porto is important to us. I will suffer far more than usual, having to watch from the side.
    Obviously his absence is a blow but we have to trust that the players who are fit can do the job. Arsene hinted that Samir Nasri could be the one to take his place in midfield and certainly he'd be my choice. When the other option is Rosicky you have to say we've got good options there. Both of them are quick, creative and can score goals, plus they retain the ball very well. With Alex Song back available in Europe and Diaby back I think we'll line up as follows: Almunia - Sagna - Campbell - Vermaelen - Clichy - Song - Diaby - Nasri - Arshavin - Bendtner - Walcott It's a game we have to win and one I think we'll go for from the very start. I did wonder if he might keep Eboue at right back but I think he'll go with the more defensively solid Sagna. Fair play to Eboue, he's played well in recent weeks and does offer more from an attacking sense, but as much as we have to have a go at them we have to be disciplined in defence. An away goal for them would really hurt us, so I think the Frenchman will start. Sol Campbell should come back into the centre of defence as the news about William Gallas is bad. Apparently he's back to square one in terms of his calf injury with the underlying cause remaining a mystery. Arsene says:
    We were impatient with him and we pushed him and he wanted to get on as well, that is why maybe it has happened. But there is no obvious sign as to why it keeps coming back. He has no pain at all, then goes for a little jog and then it goes again.
    It's certainly a blow. The chopping and changing at the back is never a good idea, in my opinion, but he's got no choice. Sol can't play every game so interspersing his appearances with Sylvester is all he can do. I know we talk about our injury prone players and look at van Persie, Diaby and Eduardo, but in every season since he's joined Gallas has spent a fairly significant period out. His last game was against Liverpool on February 10th and if he's going to spend the same period out, with no assurance that he'll be fit at the end of it, it's certainly a lot longer than we'd have liked. Overall, as I said yesterday, I think this is a game we can win even without Cesc and to a lesser extent Gallas. I think Porto will be quite cagey and will allow us onto them like they did after going ahead at home. They got as many behind the ball as possible, made it very difficult for us to break them down, and looked to catch us on the break. I can't see them playing any differently tonight. Obviously though we need to take our chances when they come. Profligacy like the Burnley game will prove very costly indeed and on the shoulders of Nicklas Bendtner rests a lot of responsibility. He says:
    I just love to play a game like this with a lot at stake. It is quite simple. We need to beat them to advance and, I believe, we will. Yes, I missed some great chances in one match but, before that, I scored in three matches in a row. I feel that the Arsenal fans really got behind me and supported me because I gave everything I had. I was just not lucky with my finishes but, sometimes, it is like that.
    Whatever happens tonight he has to work harder to ensure that just one of those days remains just one of those days and doesn't become two of those days. For all his wastefulness in front of goal I thought we lost our shape and focus when he went off and he definitely brings something to the team that nobody else does (no, I don't mean missing from 6 yards! - they can all do that). I'm sure he'll also be keen to repay the fans for their support as he went off on Saturday. Add to the mix a newly confident Theo Walcott, an Andrei Arshavin that has had a rest and a haircut and is now into double-figures for the season, plus the potential for goals from Diaby and Nasri, as well as the centre-halves, and we've definitely got enough to trouble Porto in an attacking sense. The main worry is keeping things tight at the back. Clean sheets have been a relatively scarce commodity this season for many reasons. Our goalkeeping situation has not helped one bit. Manuel Almunia continues tonight and he says he's feeling better than earlier in the season when everything got on top of him a bit. He's had a poor season, he admits that himself, but let's keep fingers crossed that the Almunia who performed so well at Old Trafford last season makes a reappearance and not the guy who puts the shits up us. Individual errors can be costly but tonight, as much as we have to work hard to score, we've got to defend as a team to make sure we don't concede. It's 30 years since we overturned a first leg deficit in Europe. The last time was in the UEFA Cup against Hadjuk Split in 1978. A 1-0 win at home saw us through and the same scoreline tonight would do the job. It would obviously be a very nervy occasion, knowing that conceding one would see us go out, so I'm hopeful we can be a little more productive from an attacking point of view, but if you asked me if I'd take that now I probably would. Last time Porto came to the Grove they got a 4-0 spanking. I don't see that happening again but it'll certainly be on their minds. It's a big European night and the team have got to show that they're capable of winning, not so much against the odds, but from a weaker position than we would like. If it's tight they're going to need the crowd behind them as much as possible. I look at the fact that we haven't overturned a first leg defecit in more than thirty years and don't think history is against us. I think 'It's about fucking time we did something about that'. Here's to a result that counts and if there's a performance on top of that then all the better. I'm in the horrible position where I have to watch the first half, record the second, then avoid all spoilers until I get home from playing a match myself to find out how things turn out. Extra time and penalties are a possibility but I hope we can do the business before it comes to that. COME. ON. YOU. GOOOOOOOOONERS!]]>
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    Arsenal 4-0 Fulham: Third secured but frustrations remain http://arseblog.net/2010/05/10/arsenal-4-0-fulham-third-secured-but-frustrations-remain/ Mon, 10 May 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=962 tacos and burritos with Hennifer Lopeth, probably). The result was emphatic but also irrelevant in the pursuit of third as Sp*rs chucked away a 2-0 lead at Turf Moor to end up getting beaten, like the mangy curs they are, by Burnley. There really isn't a lot to say about our game, Fulham obviously had one eye on their midweek European final and it was real end of term fare. A longer analysis of the season can wait for another day. I think loads has been said about it already but with not much else to talk about between now and mid-August you're gonna have to go through it again. Arsene's post game comment summed it up for me though:
    I believe you don't win the title when you concede 40 goals.
    Again I'll hold out my stat begging cap - what's the most goals conceded by a title winning side? I have no idea but I bet it's a good way short of 40 or indeed the 41 we conceded. If you look at the top 2 United let in just 28, Chelsea 32 but they made up for it by scoring about a billion. Obviously it's something we'll revist over the next little while but the defence, and that includes the goalkeeping position, must be the manager's top priority this summer. He more or less confirmed the Chamakh signing, saying:
    He could be the first one, yes. We have to finalise some papers and some of the medical. It's not done yet, but it is very close.
    And of other signings he said:
    Leave that to me and come back in July and you will see. When you come back for the Emirates Cup you will see.
    And that could be interpreted a load of different ways so I'm not even going to try. All I'll say for today is that the manager has a big summer ahead of him. There were reports yesterday of a banner urging him to make signings or quit (which was subsequently removed) but the most damning show of discontent was the most obvious - the thousands of empty seats on the final day of the season. That's the thing about the new stadium, the seats are wonderful for those occupying them (wide and comfortable), but they're glaringly obvious when empty, especially in those numbers. That will, of course, be a concern for the club, season tickets are being renewed, or not in many cases, and the implicit trust in the manager is well and truly gone. He's got to demonstrate this summer that he means business. Again, I'm not one for advocating ridiculous signings for ridiculous fees (for example: there's not a snowball's chance that we could afford Buffon between transfer fee and wages), but the issues in the team must be addressed once and for all. Talking the talk about belief in young players and this team will no longer suffice, it's all down to what he does now. Stepping back though it is all a measure of perspective, isn't it? Arsenal have qualified for the Champions League for the 13th successive season and perhaps there's an element of taking that for granted - before the season began we were the ones who were going to drop out of the top four, apparently. Sp*rs have had a 'remarkable' season if you pay any attention to the pundits but that's because they've never qualified for Europe's top competition and at the start of the season it was the height of their ambition as opposed to a realistic expectation. Look at Liverpool, widely tipped by many to kick on from last season and become champions, they've fallen apart, couldn't beat Hull on the final day of the season and end up in 7th. So a top four finish shouldn't necessarily be taken as a given, things can change very quickly and not always for the best. Our frustration, naturally enough, comes from the fact we got ourselves into a brilliant position and couldn't maintain it. Yes, the injuries were a big factor. Robin van Persie has 10 goals in 15 league starts this season, would he have made enough of a difference over the season to win us more points? Can you really expect to go into the final straight without Cesc, Gallas, Arshavin, Song and others who have been so important? Of course not, but I think what you can do is expect better from those who come in to replace them. The defeats to Wigan and Blackburn, and to a slightly lesser extent Sp*rs, have caused a ripple of ill-feeling, understandably so. To me those were both winnable games. Arsenal still wouldn't have been champions but to finish on 81 points would have been viewed by most as progress, whether we'd won a trophy or not. Ultimately the manager has to accept responsibilty because these are his players and they're the ones who threw away those two away games. There's an issue with quality and desire with some of his squad and instead of going into a summer on a reasonably positive note he's being asked about supporter discontent and so on. The simple solution is to just buy some better players. You might say that's over-simplistic but with something as simple as a Premier League quality goalkeeper we wouldn't have lost those games. I'm told Almunia could have played in the final games of the season, he has had a wrist injury but would have made it if needed. Instead the boss chose to play Fabianski who cost us points. Arsene's decision, Arsene has to deal with the fallout and make things better. Anyway, this feels like well trodden ground to be honest. As I said above I feel this summer is absolutely decisive and he's got to show common sense, in fixing what's wrong, and a bit of ambition in the transfer market this summer. The squad needs fresh faces, some of the players need the kick up the backside that a new player in their position would give, and Arsenal need to be better next season. Now it's just three months of frantic web refreshing and disseminating the dozens of transfer stories that will include us before next season kicks off (I dreamt last night we opened with Sp*rs on the first day, imagine). Let's have at it. In other news, today's Mirror says William Gallas has rejected a new Arsenal deal because he doesn't get a pay rise. When you consider Gallas's wages have included a big signing on fee from when he arrived from Chelsea the idea of a pay rise is just ludicrous. He spends too much time out injured to warrant it anyway, and the bloke couldn't even be arsed to show up for the final game of the season. Cheerio, William, I can't say I'll miss you a great deal. And I know we talk about Sebastian Frey but silly season wouldn't be silly season without a Yaya Toure story - and here it is. Last summer, after he'd been a regular in the Barcelona team, he couldn't dismiss an Arsenal link quick enough. 12 months later and having fallen out of favour a little bit, he's giving us come hither eyes. Pffff. Footballers, eh? So, in the end third place was about right for this Arsenal team. It's been and up and down and down and up season. There are players who deserve great credit for their contributions and that shouldn't be overlooked either. Here's to a better one next time. Talk to you next season. Oh, ok then, talk to you tomorrow.]]>
    962 2010-05-10 09:00:41 2010-05-10 09:00:41 open open arsenal-4-0-fulham-third-secured-but-frustrations-remain publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Gazidis meets the AST - official site scores own goal http://arseblog.net/2010/05/11/gazidis-meets-the-ast-official-site-scores-own-goal/ Tue, 11 May 2010 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=960 sufficient funds to invest this summer, qualifying that with the usual:
    As always we’ll only do this on our timescale, on the basis of our manager’s assessments and not those of the media. We have the youngest squad in the Premier League and we need to translate that potential into results. To the extent that the manager thinks it’s necessary, we will use our resources to supplement the squad intelligently so that we can take that vital step forward.
    Fairly bog standard stuff, in fairness. Last night though, Gazidis met members of the Arsenal Supporter's Trust and Arseblog had a correspondant there. Here are some of the main points of the meeting:
    • Understandably, Gazidis didn’t engage in debate about the performance of individual players but he did say that the club was disappointed at the outcome of the season and promised a ‘thorough self-examination that would not be blind to where we fell short’. He said it was a review that had to be conducted in private but stressed that there were no sacred cows and all aspects of performance would be scrutinised. This included the injury situation with IG advising the meeting that Arsenal suffered from twice as much injury as Chelsea this season. A review of the club's medical set-up is part of the 'thorough examination'.
    • On the financial side the meeting was told that the Highbury Square property development is now debt free meaning that every flat sold is contributing to profit the football club. While refusing to be drawn on the exact spending power available to the manager this season he did allude to the AST analysis being a good assessment. (For the record the AST financial analysis estimates that up to £30m is available for squad investment this summer).
    • Ivan confirmed that both he and the entire Board back Arsene 100% and want him to sign a new contract. He expressed confidence that a contract will be settled ‘at the right time’ over the summer. It wasn’t an issue that was worrying him.
    • He would certainly have picked up from the meeting the frustration felt by many supporters at the weakened teams fielded in the FA and League Cup. One supporter making a passionate case that this young team need to win any trophy to get over the line - from there a period of sustained success could be built.
    • Finally all those who attend matches at the Emirates will be pleased that the work has already started to bring the Clock back into the stadium and that the colour quadrants will be replaced by the proper North/West/East/South.
    I believe there will be some video footage of this available via the official site but those are the main points from the meeting. Nothing hugely unexpected about any of it to be honest. The stuff about transfers we've heard before, very much water off a duck's back now. I do think the issue is being clouded a bit by the usual disinformation about how fans want 'big name' signings. I certainly think there's room for a big name player provided he's the right man for the job. Ronaldinho is a big name player, that doesn't mean I want him to join us this summer. What I believe the fans want more than anything is for the manager to see where the team needs to be strengthened and to buy players to do that. If we've all heard of them fine, if not, also fine provided they're good players. I said this last week, the common ground all Arsenal fans share right now, regardless of how positive or negative you feel about the team, is where this team needs to be improved. We're all in agreement, the pundits are singing with the one voice, there's nobody saying 'Well, if Arsenal just brought in a winger they'd be fine'. Listen to Robin van Persie, who says:
    Maybe we need a bit more depth in the squad. If you are unlucky with players who play in a central role, it is a killer blow for the team. I have been injured, Cesc and Almunia have been in and out and Gallas as well. That is the spine of the team. Maybe we can do something there.
    When one of your best players is talking about improving the spine of the team then it doesn't need the rest of us shouting about it. I know he speaks about players being out injured, and that's fair enough, but he can hardly say 'We need better players'. Fact is he wants the spine of this team made better and so do we. The top end looks to be taken care of with the arrival of Chamakhattack, van Persie says he likes the look of him and is looking forward to the increased competition in the squad. Arsene says leave the rest to him and we'll see in July. There really isn't much more we can do than play the waiting game and deal with all the names as they come in. And on that note - I have to say this is a massive fail on behalf of the official site. They have never engaged in transfer speculation before and I was a bit shocked to see stuff like that crop up yesterday. We might not get as much transfer information as we would like from Arsenal.com but that's 100% down to the fact that we don't sign as many players as we would like! On the plus side we know that when there is a story there then it's official and we can trust it. All this bullshit column does is add credibility to rumours which are almost all complete bollocks. Why is the official Arsenal site linking us with Yaya Toure when in Spain the story is being run saying that Toure is being used as part of a swap deal for our captain? Is it right for the official site to engage in speculation regarding players whose arrival would almost certainly necessitate the departure of one of our existing players? Are they going to mention when our players are linked with other clubs? There are dozens and dozens of websites which spend all their time with this kind of bullshit. There's an Arsenal Silly Season blog which tries to keep on top of all the rumours and does a good job of it too - because we know it's just collecting the stories which are vomited forth each morning when the transfer windows are open. For the official Arsenal website to get involved in this Tribal Footbalesque bollocks is ridiculous and smacks of traffic snatching, hit whoring of the worst kind. I'd urge them to reconsider, consign that one column to the bin, write it off as a bad idea and just carry on as if it never happened. The last thing we need is yet another website just reprinting the fiction that has been republished elsewhere over and over again. Fans are getting these rumours well before they hit Arsenal.com anyway so they're dealing in old news in the main. I have been critical of the timing/headline writing of some stuff on there but for the most part I think it's a great resource for Arsenal fans. Engaging in transfer speculation and rumour dents its credibility and I hope they do something about it. In other news there are reports that Arsenal will play a pre-season friendly against Legia Warsaw on August 7th at the Polish club's new stadium. Apparently this is part of the Fabianski deal (yeah, I heard all the 'Can we do a deal to give him back?' gags on Twitter yesterday!), and takes place the weekend after the Emirates Cup. Cheers to Rich for the info and I'll let you know if and when I hear any more. An interesting story from Sport.co.uk which says that in January Arsene Wenger pulled out of a deal, at the 11th hour, to sign CSKA Moscow keeper Igor Akinfeev. There's not a lot of detail to it and normally I wouldn't even mention it, but in fairness to the lads at Sport they've had some good info about Arsenal transfers in recent times (Sagna and Vermaelen). All the same I'm doubtful, especially as the boss is on record, and off record, during that period talking about his faith in Almunia and Fabianski. A couple of other strikers linked - Ajax's Luis Suarez who could easily be the next Kezman, and Wolves Kevin Doyle. Not much else happening this morning. One final thing - my good old chums at Modern Canvas Art have offered a discount to all Arseblog reader, so if you're looking for something to hang on your wall (Arshavin, Bergkamp etc), simply use the code ARSEBLOG at check out and you'll get a 10% discount. Not too shabby. Right so, till tomorrow.]]>
    960 2010-05-11 09:00:55 2010-05-11 09:00:55 open open gazidis-meets-the-ast-official-site-scores-own-goal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    More on Gazidis + the forgotten man http://arseblog.net/2010/05/12/more-on-gazidis-the-forgotten-man/ Wed, 12 May 2010 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=958 AST organised Q&A session with Ivan Gazidis. The videos are now on the official site, free to all so you don't need an ATVO account, and if you've got the time (there are three videos of about thirty minutes duration each) I'd recommend watching them. Not just because you get a good sense that Ivan Gazidis really is the right man for the job, but obviously you get much more in-depth info than was on yesterday's blog. When are you going to spend da budget?The thing that strikes me is how much work he is doing behind the scenes in improving the way the club is run. There were areas of the club which needed vast improvement, from the stadium to the ticketing (heed the Holic's words on this, Ivan), but most of all we needed people in the right places to ensure the club continues to grow and is run properly. He was, naturally enough, asked a lot of questions about transfers and transfer budgets. "Where is the budget? When are you going to spend the budget?", and so foyth. You've seen the responses by now, that the club will spend what it can afford to spend and never any more than that. And I don't have the slightest problem with doing things that way. Everything is being done to ensure the long-term success and financial stability of Arsenal. With the club debt free on the property side it makes more funds available and as time goes by our financial situation will continue to improve. He spoke about the dangers of short-term spending and said (I'm paraphrasing here):
    Arsene and I could easily have made ourselves heroes for a season or two. I'm not sure you'd have been thanking us in three or four years though.
    Again all good common sense - yet there are some things Gazidis needs to consider. There's the perception that Arsene has had money but has chosen not to spend it. This rankles when we fall short again. Look at the funds brought in by the sales of Adeabayor and Toure last summer. Arsene said all that money was available to him to spend yet none of it was (and I'm not suggesting he had £40m knocking around, remember Vermaelen and Arshavin, bought in January, cost the best part of £25m). The other thing I think Ivan needs to do is to look at the empty seats, at the people who aren't renewing season tickets, the gaps in club level, and so on. A statement of intent in the transfer market this summer is crucial to plug those gaps, or at the very least make sure they don't grow. All along the club have said we need a team that will bring 60,000 people to the stadium every week. It's clear now we don't have a team who can do that. Yes, there are lots of people on waiting lists, and on paper all the games might well be sold out, the reality is different. Fans don't necessarily want a team full of stars, they just want a competitive team. And before I'm accused of being all miserable, I think we've got that for the most part. We stayed in the title race for longer than I thought we would, made the quarter finals of the Champions League, and we all know the reasons why we fell short so I'm not going to go over them again. It's about adding that bit extra, the bit that will keep us going longer, allow us to cope better with the injuries that are now as much a part of Arsenal as red and white. Having watched Gazidis in the Q&A though, I'm confident that the club are aware of all the issues which are causing botheration to the fans, they're hardly blind to the fact that financial stability and success on the field must end up married (or at least living together), one without the other is pointless and ultimately impossible. Let's see what happens next. With the departure of William Gallas inevitable, and Sylvester sure to follow, central defence is an area we all expect the manager to strengthen this summer. There's talk of signing a couple of players for this position which overlooks one solution is already at the club. Johan Djourou missed the entire season, bar a few minutes at Fulham, with a knee injury. He has always been thought of very highly by Arsene. He was, for some seasons, He Who Must Not Be Named, the boss unwilling to alert anyone to a young player he felt was a bit special. He's 23 now and hasn't quite made the breakthrough yet - but perhaps that's no bad thing. A central defender rarely shines at such an early age. Can we compare him to an album you listen to but don't particularly like at first, then realise after a few more plays it's pretty good indeed? We haven't had those few extra plays yet but he's not like the catchy album you grow sick of very quickly. Odd comparisons aside, from what he says he was supposed to play a big role last season. He says:
    I was really confident about being able to play this season. The boss said to me, 'I let Kolo go for you to play'. It is the thing you don't want to hear when you are injured but it is the truth. It is difficult to take on but I swallowed it and I will fight for my place next season, that is for sure.
    And let's face it, he'd have had plenty of playing time. Had he been fit we'd certainly have had a lot less Sylvester than we did. With his knee problems behind him, and a determination to make up for lost time, hopefully we'll see all that potential start to blossom. His recovery has come too late for him to make Switzerland's World Cup squad, although Philippe Senderos is included. International managers named their provisional World Cup squads yesterday. Abou Diaby, Gael Clichy, Bacary Sagna and William Gallas are all included for France but Samir Nasri misses out. Theo is in for England, Cesc for Spain, while Robin van Persie, Alex Song, Emmanuel Eboue and Nicklas Bendtner make up the rest of the Arsenal contingent. There's some silly season stuff about us looking at Mikael Arteta if Cesc goes Barzzzzzzzzz ... and not much else in the way of transfer guff. The idea that we might be interested in Blackburn's Paul Robinson is not so much silly season as ridiculous, absurd, imbecilic season. No, no and thrice no. We don't have enough money to keep him in pies. Congratulations to the U18s who won the academy final 5-3 against Nottingham Forest yesterday.  Silverware!! Benik Afobe was the hero with a hat-trick and two assists. Well done lads. Eboue in a tent!Finally for today, a chance for some parents to have a Friday night to themselves and some young Arsenal fans to have an experience they won't forget. The Junior Gunners are having a camp out on the pitch at the Grove this Friday. They'll get to play on the pitch, eat post-match dinner up on Club Level and watch a movie (hopefully not The Exorcist, that scared me half to death when I was 11) before it’s time for lights out. Which is pretty damn cool for the kids, getting to play on the pitch. I've got two places up for grabs, for kids aged between 7 and 12. So that can be one kid and his or her friend or sibling. All you have to do is email competition@arseblog.com and tell me who currently wears the number 12 shirt for Arsenal. Winner announced tomorrow when the lucky parents can get shot of their kids and have a night out kid will find out they're going to camp out at the Arsenal* Right, busy morning, people to see, talking into a microphone to do. Till tomorrow. *Eboue not included ]]>
    958 2010-05-12 09:00:26 2010-05-12 09:00:26 open open more-on-gazidis-the-forgotten-man publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A case for the defence, and more ... http://arseblog.net/2010/05/13/a-case-for-the-defence-and-more/ Thu, 13 May 2010 09:00:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=956 Arsene said:
    If you divide the season into two – going forward we have done very well but defensively we have been average. I want to rectify that. My transfer policy this summer will be to keep our strengths going forward, add one player, and add more defensive strength.
    Which is pretty much what we all want to hear and what we want him to do. I've been looking at the squad and the new rules and the 25 man thing and all that and trying to work out a few bits and pieces - I'll post something on that when it stops confusing me and making my head hurt so much. It's clear we need at least one centre-half, two would be better giving us a line-up of Vermaelen, Djourou, Sol, Newboy1 and Newboy2. Now, those Newboys could include Herbert Narwhal, the young Norwegian who spent last season out on loan, or even Kyle Bartley, who also spent a chunk out on loan, and that could be a reasonable solution. Given that Vermaelen is a nailed on starter, the boss thinks very highly of Djourou and that he should be looking to buy at least one defender who, at the very least, is going to compete for a first XI place straight away, it'd be hard to bring in another defender who is happy to sit on the bench most weeks. I think I'd rather see a youngster like Bartley or Narwhal take their place in the squad than a grizzled veteran in the Sylvester mould. Once Gazidis sorts out the new witchdoctor, faith healer, voodoo chief and medicine man to join the physio team we won't suffer all those injuries and come the end of the season won't have to rely on our 5th and 6th choice centre-halves in important games. It'll be good, you'll see. As if we needed more proof of William Gallas's imminent departure, Chairman PHW has revealed that the former captain who couldn't be arsed turning up on the last day of the season is looking for silly money. He said:
    His demands are quite extravagant and I don’t think we are prepared to go along with it. We would very much like him to stay, but I think for one year, and not on the money he wants. He is a good player, but you have got to draw the line somewhere.
    Gallas is in a race to be fit for the World Cup, Raymond Dominatrix has told him to prove his fitness or he'll lose his place in France's squad to a player who was born while Mercury was in direct shadow and Mars was retrograded in Leo and there was harmonization of the ongoing Saturn-Uranus opposition. Which I think is Philippe Mexes or possibly the seventh son of Didier Six. Who knows? Gallas and Arsenal have never really fit, have they? He's had his moments and some pockets of decent form, his goalscoring has been a bit good at times, but overall I think he's been a bit of a square peg in our round and well worn hole. We need to insert a rounder peg in our hole. Who that might be is anybody's guess at this stage. After a season in which he's pretty much assured his position as number one choice for the defensive midfield role, Alex Song says he wants to add goals to his game. I think he got one last season, a great header against Portsmouth, but that was it. Goals would be nice but really they're not a big part of his job in the team. His presence allows Cesc to get forward more and the fact that the captain got 18 goals this season was in no small part due to the work Song did. I don't think it's any coincidence that Cesc's two best seasons in terms of goals have come when he's been playing with somebody who he knows is going to do the defensive work in midfield. In 2007-8 he got 13 when Flamini was doing the defensive duty and as I said 18 last time around with Sideshow Song. So while it would be nice to see Song score a few more, preferably from corners and the like and not from charging forward at every opportunity, I think it's more important that he concentrates on his main role which allows us to get the best out of Cesc. I see the Spanish papers are up to their old tricks again, El Mundo stating this morning that Cesc has told family and friends he wants to join Barcelona after the World Cup. The only thing missing is the agreement between the two clubs, which, rather sadly for Barcelona, is somewhat crucial. This stuff will get worse when the Spanish season finishes up this weekend, it'll get worse again when they get into the nitty gritty of the presidential campaigns, but it's nothing we haven't heard a hundred times before. I think I'd love to work for a newspaper like those Spanish ones though. You don't have to use facts or research or anything like that, you can just make up what you like. Your editor comes down and says "Barcelona say they want to sign X player from Y club, make it so". You sit there, lash in a few 'sources close to', chuck in a definitive 'the deal is done apart from all the bits that aren't', perhaps garnish it with a little detail about how the player was seen in the Ikea on Gran Via picking out a new bathroom suite and your job is done. Easy work, sure who wouldn't want to do it? Sport.co.uk link us with ex-Ireland and current Man City mentalist, Stephen Ireland. He's certainly a good player but quite barmy indeed. Perhaps that's what we need. More mental instability. All our players are too level headed, more bonkersness required. Ireland would certainly fit the bill in that regard. Tomorrow is Arsecast day and I'm looking for contributions from you lot. The Arsecast hotline will be open from 12 noon today and I'd like your thoughts on the season. Have you been encouraged at all? Was it all miserable? Do you see progress or did we stand still? What was your favourite moment? Your worst moment? Your favourite goal? etc etc. Pick a topic, give me no more than 60 seconds on it and I'll play some of them in tomorrow's 'cast. I know some people might want to vent, and that's fair enough, but I'd like a bit of balance between positive and negative if we can manage it. To leave a message simply call 020 3286 8671 from inside the UK, from outside it's +44 20 3286 8671. From Ireland you can call 01 442 9901. As I said, try and keep them below 60 seconds, give us your name and location to start off with and then say what you want to say. Please do not call until after 12 noon GMT, the lines will be open for a few hours, at which point, yes, it will be too late, even if you're half-Irish. Update: UK and other close to GMT based fans, thanks, we have enough now. I'll leave lines open for another hour for fans in the US or other crazy timezone places to get their spoke in. Last update: That's that - NO MORE CALLS PLEASE. Finally for today the winner of the Junior Gunners contest who wins Emmanuel Eboue in a tent a night camping at the Grove, including a game of football on the pitch, a movie and dinner in Club Level and all that. The RNG has done its thing and the lucky dad who gets a night off is Mike Pemberton. I'll drop you a mail this morning, Mike, to sort it all out. Right so, that'll have to do. Until tomorrow.]]>
    956 2010-05-13 09:00:26 2010-05-13 09:00:26 open open a-case-for-the-defence-and-more publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It's the end of the world as we know it but I feel blah blah blah + Arsecast 162 http://arseblog.net/2010/05/14/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-but-i-feel-blah-blah-blah-arsecast-162/ Fri, 14 May 2010 09:09:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=954 If I leave Arsenal it will be to play at Barcelona. I do not know when it will happen, I am very happy at Arsenal and I am in no hurry to leave. Now, I'm not quite sure where the bits about him sorting out his future before the World Cup come from and in what context those quotes were made so I'm not going to start stressing about them. Suffice to say that everything Cesc says which has anything vaguely to do with Barcelona is going to be jumped on by the press over there, whose agenda we all know very well, and the press here who have precisely fuck all to write about at the moment so this is perfect fodder for them. I mean, look at this load of steaming bollocks in The Sun. The picture is quite fantastic, Arsenal as the titanic, a 'sinking ship', ho ho ho. The funniest part though is that the article is written by a Liverpool fan, a bloke who, when he was writing for the News of the World, invented stories about Thierry Henry being booed by Arsenal fans. I have to say I find the idea of a Liverpool fan talking about Arsenal's 'sinking ship' just a touch on the hilarious side. What with their ship having already sunk and that. Still, I suppose he's got to get his kicks where he can and knowing Arsenal are about to sign Torres must have broken his head. What? Oh, I've said too much. I don't pretend to know what Cesc's future holds, I've said for a long time I think we could have done a bit better by him, but the fact that he said he'd like to go back to Barcelona one day doesn't bother me in the slightest. This is the captain of our club, who gave absolutely everything in the season just gone. He led his team through difficult times, scored 18 goals, created probably as many, played through injury, dragged us back into games like Villa and reacted like a proper captain when all that shit went down against Stoke. It's that which I'll judge him on, not a few out of context quotes from a PR appearance. Moving on, Sol Campbell says he's talking with the club about a new deal and I'd be very surprised if that didn't happen. Especially when you listen to what Robin van Persie has to say:
    He is one of those characters you need in a squad - when someone is easing off he just tells you, 'listen, this is not the way to do it. Sharpen up because otherwise this isn't going to work.' We need that and that is why I am very pleased that he is here. When you look at when he came and the way he ended the last couple of months - fantastic.
    I think the return of Campbell has highlighted something, to the fans and I believe the manager, that this team has been missing. There's so much to be said for character and I know we've been over it before but it bears repeating. While Arsene tried to build a team which has grown up together his mistake was getting rid of experience too quickly. Bringing through young players is brilliant and something we all want to see - it's worked at a club like Barcelona where the guts of their team have come through the academy. The difference is the way they've been blended into the team and who they've had to learn from. Would Diaby and Denilson be better players if they had someone like Sol or Martin Keown or Tony Adams playing with them? I think so. You need to learn from experienced guys, you need a bit of fear that a Roy Keane style character is going to bite your head off if you don't put in the effort, and that's what's been missing at Arsenal, I think. Is Denilson going to give out to Diaby if he doesn't track his man? Of course not. It's the ultimate pot-kettle thing going on there. The blend has been wrong and while we do have players who give it their all, we have too many strollers who have never been challenged properly in their footballing youth. In every team I played in, from the time I was a teenager and even now, there have been guys who demand you give everything you've got in every game. You're afraid to let them down and it's a good thing to have them in your team. It's clear that's not the case at Arsenal and when you go into the final part of the season without most of those players (Cesc, van Persie, Vermaelen) you will struggle. We've got players of a certain age and a certain character now who have got a responsibility next season not just to perform because they're our best players, but to demand more of their teammates. If there are players too precious to take it, get shot of them. You get the sense that a few of these Arsenal players don't really understand how ruthless and how unforgiving professional football can be. It's about time they learned. Either with us or elsewhere. Lee Dixon reckons we need at least four new players this summer. I have to go along with that. I'm still struggling with my squad analysis but I think that's about right. We currently have a first team squad of 28 according to the official site. I know some of them are out on loan but when we can only name 25 for the Premier League next season we have to be a bit more clever in the way we make up our squad. More on that anon. Now then, time for this week's Arsecast. It features some of your thoughts about this season, Tony Adams has a poem about his new adventure and there's a look over the shoulder and a walk into the distance, perhaps for the last time, for Sylvester. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (23mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And there we go. It's time for some bacon powered recovery from last night's impromptu beers. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Robin's a fighter, Gallas is Mr Popular http://arseblog.net/2010/05/15/robins-a-fighter-gallas-is-mr-popular/ Sat, 15 May 2010 09:02:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=952 Arsenal need to be tougher next season. He says:
    I just think we need to toughen up. We need to make it clear to people: 'if you want to play football, we can play football. If you want to play hard, we can play hard.'
    Fuck yeah! I cannot possibly agree with that more. I know Robin thinks we've got the ability to do that with the players we've got but I beg to differ. We used to, we don't now. The way we got pushed around at Blackburn was a bit pathetic really. We spoke at the time about how Jens Lehmann would have ethnically cleansed half their team if they'd done to him what they did to Fabianski. It just would not have been allowed to continue without an outbreak of ultra-violence somewhere along the way. You either have that mentality (mentalism) or you don't (fannyism). And unfortunately Fannyianski and OldDearaby and Simpletonvestre and Carlos Faila and others just don't have that fight in them. Arsenal need a stronger spine, not just in terms of the quality of the player but also, very basically, physically. You know my opinions on deliberate and dangerous foul play, I have no time for it whether it's us or them, but I do believe a team should be able to stand up for itself. Having players who will protect their keeper, who will make the tackle that will make the opponent think twice, who will scare them as they thunder forward for a corner and who will not let themselves or their team be pushed around is absolutely crucial. Especially in the Premier League when you have teams whose first tactic is to test the physical strength of the opposition. The Blackburn game is a case in point, you can't rely on protection from the referee, you can't sit there and moan afterwards about how the keeper was fouled. Fight fire with fire. But better fire than their fire. Poisonous, acid fire, with tiny testicle eating dragons in it. Arsenal are perceived as a soft touch in the Premier League. We have a relatively small team and others take advantage of that. That perception is what has led to injuries like the ones suffered by Eduardo, Diaby and Ramsey. That whole 'get stuck in', 'Arsenal don't like it up 'em' thing has definitely been a contributory factor. I'm not saying we go out and break legs, far from it, but if a team knows they're going to get a bit back they'll be far less inclined to dish it out. Bullies don't like that, they're cowards at the end of the day. I'm with Robin on this one 100%, he's certainly not a player who will allow himself to be pushed around, we need more like him and those players need to be brought in from the outside because we don't have enough of them in the squad as it is. Meanwhile, Samir Nasri says nobody likes William Gallas. Kinda. He says:
    I don't communicate with him, but I'm not the only one at Arsenal who doesn't have any communication with him. We are four or five, but that doesn't stop us fighting for each other on the pitch. You don't get 11 friends in a football team, there are people who have affinities and who get on, but on the pitch we fight for the same cause.
    Yeah, I know what he's saying and you don't have to be friends to be in the same team, but it really helps. He's clearly a difficult guy to get on with. Kolo Toure is/was one of the nicest guys in football by all accounts, everyone loved him, but he and Gallas had a major falling out, to the point where Kolo handed in a transfer request in January 2009. I believe the problems began at that Birmingham game when he had his tantrum after that penalty. You can't behave like that as the captain of a club and expect the relationship with your teammates to survive. That was an instant loss of credibility and respect. And his comments about some of the players did nothing to help that. In a way, with the benefit of time, I can see what he was trying to do. He obviously saw flaws in some players that we have all seen subsequently but I don't think he had the ability to say what needed to be said properly, or at least in a way which didn't isolate him from the rest of the team. He probably said the right thing but in the wrongest way possible. Players are professional and go out and do a job when they play but replacing Gallas with a quality player who doesn't divide the dressing room will be no bad thing for this team. Not much else happening really. There are still some Fabregassian rumbles and that story has really brought the worst out of some people. I just don't understand why anyone would continue writing about something they obviously despise so much. Stick on some old beat combo and retire to your hammock if it annoys you that much. Weird. Anyway, I suppose I'll end up watching at least some of the Cup Final until Chelsea score and then I'll turn off and play some FIFA online. It's always Barcelona or Real Madrid, isn't it? Little fuckers. And why do I always get the twat who insists on watching all the replays when he scores? And who, at the start of the game, doesn't hit X and watches the teams come out, the team sheets and formations displayed and all that. There should be a button combination (R2 + O + Triangle + L) which makes them explode to death. I hate them so much. Till tomorrow!]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/05/16/sunday-round-up-29/ Sun, 16 May 2010 09:00:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=950 Everton's Phil Jagielka. After losing Commander Worf to Man City last summer I don't see Everton selling - although I do think he's a good player, the right age and would bring a bit of experience and toughosity to the team. Apparently Barcelona have told Cesc 'it's now or never'. Have you ever heard such a load of rubbish in your life? Do they really expect him, us, or anyone else, to believe that in a few years time they'll say 'Oh, you had your chance, young man. We told you but would you listen? Oooooh nooooo. Well, let this be a lesson to you. We're going to off to sign Kevin Waddle Boateng instead'. Arseholes. Summer has barely begun and I'm already more bored of this story than I was when I watched that film with that bloke who used to be married to Angelina Jolie and all he did was sit around and smoke cigarette after cigarette and you're watching thinking 'Please, let something happen. Anything. Just not more of this' but nothing ever does and you get to the end and you realise you've wasted a chunk of your life you'll never get back. Let's be clear about this - Barcelona are really in no position to issue ultimatums to Cesc Fabregas. It's the other way around. Bolton are going on about keeping Jack Wilshere again. I do wonder if he's in the manager's plans for next season. I suppose another spell out on loan wouldn't hurt him that much and if we had a squad strong enough to allow it it'd probably be a good idea. It's just the whole Bolton thing, you know yourself. I know he's probably had his vaccinations and everything but you still can't help worrying. And that's really about that. There's not another bit of gossip involving us which leads me to believe we're set to unveil at least four new players tomorrow, none of which is a goalkeeper. Bacon time, have a good Sunday.]]> 950 2010-05-16 09:00:08 2010-05-16 09:00:08 open open sunday-round-up-29 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug In squad we trust http://arseblog.net/2010/05/17/in-squad-we-trust/ Mon, 17 May 2010 09:09:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=948 GOALKEEPERS Manuel Almunia: He's gone, in my opinion. He's had a troubled season, on the pitch and off it, and although he's had a wrist injury recently I'm told he could easily have played in the end of season games. That the manager persisted with Fabianski says a lot. The difficulty is where he might go and who might match the wages he's on at Arsenal. Lukasz Fabianski: Still rated very highly by the manager and his staff despite the fact he'd struggle to catch a cold. I am a little bit afraid that he might start the season as number 1 but then I find it hard to believe that we wouldn't sign a new goalkeeper. And then I remember it's Arsene and I get a bit afraid again. If the manager has such faith in his talent the only way for it to come through is for him to play regularly, sporadic appearances clearly aren't doing it for him. I'm now terrified. 68% of people who took part in a poll on East Lower said goalkeeper was the signing they'd want us to make if we could only bring in one player. I'd be inclined to think Arsene has gone mad if he doesn't sign a decent keeper but I also think Fabianski is going to stay. Worryingly, David Seaman thinks they'll both stay - the idea of the pair of then having a crap off to see who plays each week had loosened my bowels a bit. Vito Mannone: Will stay, hopefully as 3rd choice. Wojciech Szczesny: There's been a lot of hype about the young Pole and perhaps there's an unrealistic level of expection too. The idea that a 19 year could come in and be first choice seems a bit fanciful to me. He's likely to spend another season out on loan, which won't do him any harm.

    DEFENDERS:

    Bacary Sagna: Will stay, I think we need as much continuity as possible at the back and I still rate him as a good defender above all else. William Gallas: Gone. Sylvester: Gone. Philippe Senderos: Out of contract, gone. Sol Campbell: One more year, all going well will be fourth choice but will add something to the squad. Johan Djourou: Another one rated very highly but needs to make the breakthrough. Still young for a centre-half. Will stay. Thomas Vermaelen: No brainer, staying. We need at least one more like him. Gael Clichy: I think he'll stay but the whispers about a move to Spain have been quite solid and consistent for some months. I know Kieran Gibbs is ready and waiting, perhaps Arsene sees him as a new Ashley Cole (without the ingrained cuntosity) and is willing to give him his chance. Clichy certainly wouldn't be happy sitting on the bench but the only back-up then is Armand Traore and for me that would weaken us considerably. Kieran Gibbs: Going nowhere, ideally will provide quality competition to Gael Clichy for the left back position. Still a bit too raw to entrust as first choice, in my opinion. Armand Traore: I don't see what others see in him at all. Is quick but really can't defend and seems unaware of what's happening around him. Could go if the right offer came in but most likely to stay as squad fodder.

    MIDFIELD

    Cesc Fabregas: Must stay. If there's uncertainty surrounding him we have to sort that out. I think we need a good summer in the transfer market to show him we're serious about winning trophies. Of course it's not just about keeping him happy but he's one of the few players in the squad who is genuinely ambitious and has the kind of winning mentality we need. He wants trophies and medals and bus parades and I believe he wants them at Arsenal first and foremost. Right now I don't see him leaving but for everyone's sake we've got to make ourselves more competitive. Alex Song: Going nowhere and I hope he improves again next season. I think the manager ought to look at signing another defensive minded midfielder too. Competition for places will be good for us and for him and it's clear none of our other midfield options can do the job. Young Eastmond could be the answer in the long term but perhaps he'd benefit from a season out on loan somewhere. Denilson and Diaby: Have lumped them together because I think there's a possibility one of them could go. I'm not sure which one but I wouldn't be surprised to see one of them leave this summer. Whatever happens I think we need to look at them being no more than squad players, neither produces enough consistently to be considered first choice. The problem for the manager is that he's brought them through from a very early age and knows their best years are probably ahead of them. Is he willing to let them go have those years at another club? The one thing he hasn't been able to coach into either of them though is the right kind of attitude, and that may be the key. Aaron Ramsey: Staying, obviously. Hopefully makes a Henrik Larsson style recovery and not an Eduardo one. Samir Nasri: Will stay and although Arsene says he sees his future as wide player the formation we play at the moment doesn't suggest that's where he'll play. I think the manager might look at him and Cesc as his version of Xavi and Iniesta. He's got the craft, he works hard but again it's down to the consistency. Tomas Rosicky: His contribution last season was negligible. Yes, he's been out for an age with injury but that injury seems to have robbed him of his sharpeness and effectiveness. With only a year left on his contract we might look at this summer as a chance to cash in and get some value back on a player who hasn't exactly been value for money. Emmanuel Eboue: Listed on the official site as a midfielder now but remains first back-up for the right back position. Seems to have matured a bit this season and certainly reacted well when it looked like his Arsenal career was all but over. With no obvious cover for right back and his versatility he's staying. Fran Merida: Gone. Jack Wilshere: I hope he's going to be part of things next season and not out on loan with some pack of cloggers. I'd like to see him make the same kind of breakthrough that Ramsey did last season, would add depth, quality and the right kind of attitude to midfield. His inclusions means someone has to make way - it's clear we've got a special talent and his inclusion would have to come at the expense of someone more established (please refer to Denilson/Diaby - or perhaps Rosicky).

    FORWARDS

    Andrei Arshavin: Divides opinion. There's no doubting his quality, when he feels like it, but you just get the sense from him that he's not at ease, his lack of application at times is very frustrating, and you feel like he could produce a lot more. There are reports that he's unhappy with his contract, hence the reason he fired Dennis Lachter, yet more money should come on the back of better performances. A pay rise should be earned, not used as a carrot to get more out of a player. I think he'll probably stay but I wouldn't be too surprised if he went either. Robin van Persie: Stay, stay, stay, stay, coat him with titanium and sacrifice virgin goats to ensure he stays injury free for the majority of the season. He is a quality player with the right attitude. Theo Walcott: Will stay but needs to improve. He's another one whose seasons have been hampered with injury. Needs a long campaign and has to contribute more and more consistently. Nicklas Bendtner: Staying but has given the manager something to think about. Scored plenty of goals when playing as the central striker and did not when shoved out wide. Scores goals that nobody else in this team does, thundering headers and is a classic poacher. He gets on the end of rebounds and we don't have anyone else who does that. The arrival of Chamakh as a more central striker means increased competition for what would be one position in the team ... unless the manager is thinking of reverting to a 4-4-2 next season. Eduardo: Started the season quite brightly but by the end wasn't even making the bench. I don't know if it's all to do with the Birmingham game but the constant struggle with little injuries has robbed him, quite clearly, of any pace he once had and the sharpness in and around the penalty area. I think he'll go. Carlos Vela: Two goals all season tells its own story. Jet lag, injury and stupidity (passport) have defined his season. I think we expected a bit more from him and you wonder whether or not English football suits him. I can't see the manager selling two forwards this summer and as I expect Eduardo to go I think Vela will stay.

    SUMMATION

    So, out go Gallas, Sylvester, Eduardo, Merida, Almunia and possibly one more midfielder. Coming in (I hope) - 1 x goalkeeper, 1 x central defender, 1 x central midfielder (defensive) and 1 x striker (Chamakh). I think there's even room for one more, if the manager is being especially ruthless and looks at players who he might consider have let him down in the final month of the season. I do wonder if Arsene is looking to to stay beyond the final year of his contract though. I know Ivan Gazidis said he expects him to sign a new deal but the boss gave no such indication recently and that might well impact on how he spends money this season. If he's of a mind to let his contract run down and leave he might not want to use funds that a new manager next season might need (given the fact Arsene has always been mindful of the club's money). It might also impact on the players we might sign this summer. If they have no indication from Arsene that he's going to be around any longer than one season they might not want to come. Players like stability and might think they could end up in a situation where they're signed by one manager and the following season be faced with a new boss who maybe doesn't rate them. So there's plenty to think about this close season. I think the signings we make will be the clearest indication of whether AW is going to stay or not, regardless of what the club say in public. Anyway, we shall see. Here's hoping there's a bit of real news tomorrow. Until then.]]>
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    I understand that understanding is understood http://arseblog.net/2010/05/18/i-understand-that-understanding-is-understood/ Tue, 18 May 2010 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=946 is 'understood' to be in London to discuss his move to the Arsenal. I'm not sure what there is to discuss. I'd hope all that's required is a bit of of I dotting and some T crossing. We've had months to sort everything out. The Bordeaux president isn't particularly happy at the way the deal has been done, perhaps if he'd received a fee last summer he might have been happier, but as far as I'm aware he lashed up the price once he saw the amount of money we ripped City off for when selling Adebayor. When he does eventually sign I don't think it's the kind of transfer that's going to excite a lot of people. Not because of the quality of the player (I mean who could fail to be exhilarated by the signing of a journeyman Moroccan on a free transfer?) but because it's gone on so long. While his arrival is certainly welcome and I see him as being able to produce more than Eduardo or Carlos Vela, it's still a bit on the underwhelming side. Hopefully he's the first of a few this summer though. Goal.com have plundered the Spanish media for stuff about Cesc and they quote two Barcelona officials saying that both Cesc and David Villa want to sign for them this summer. I know, I know, they say that all the time. Reports that there's a showdown meeting between Cesc and the boss today seem to be wide of the mark but there's absolutely no doubting their desire to bring Cesc home this summer. Whether he goes is another thing, of course. Can the manager convince him that Arsenal is the place where his ambitions can be fulfilled? There's the other factor in that Cesc is under contract at Arsenal and the reason we haven't 'named our price' is because we don't want to sell him, nor do we have to sell him. So we hold a reasonably strong hand in that regard. However, the reality is that if a player wants to leave contracts matter little, we've seen that time and time again (and look at Adebayor, if a club wants to sell the contract means little to them either). As it stands there's a lot more uncertainty surrounding Cesc's future than any of us would like right now. Hopefully we can get it sorted quickly because another epic, summer long, will he, won't he, will they, won't they, transfer saga is about the last thing we need. One of the first things we need though is a goalkeeper and another name cropped up yesterday. Emiliano Viviano, a rhythmic Italian name that, plays for Bologna, is co-owned by Inter Milan and is, apparently, a 'penalty expert'. I wonder would you call Almunia that? He's got a pretty decent record when it comes to stopping spot kicks. I know absolutely nothing else about the chap and I either expect him to sign for us or to never hear of him again in my life. It smells like agent poo, this one. According to the BBC's gossip column, which takes the story from Footy Latest, we've had a £14m bid for Liverpool keeper Pepe Reina rejected. Worse than agent poo this stinks of dodgy website poo. Some guff from the official site (who are still doing their risible transfer rumour column - funny how they've not mentioned a thing about Cesc and Barcelona) and Sol Campbell says the Arsenal players need to 'step up and deliver' next season. I like where Sol's coming from and his implied criticism of some of his colleagues is crystal clear when he says:
    We have a responsibility to give 100 per cent in every game and go for it. That's the Arsenal way, that's the only way really to play football.
    There are no lines to be read between there. You know how I feel about this and if I were in charge of a football club and I saw players who gave up, the way some players in this current Arsenal squad gave up in the final month of the season, I would take them on a training camp to the woods and leave them there to spend the rest of their lives foraging to stay alive and trying not to get hit by a car like retarded badgers when they cross a road. Meanwhile Stevie Bould, next Arsenal manager, says Craig Eastmond is an example to all the academy players who have ambitions of playing for the first team. Fair play to him, he did as well as can be expected when called upon this season, but I don't think he's anywhere near ready for prolonged first team action. As I said yesterday he probably needs a good season out on loan, as do the majority of these young players before they're considered for the Arsenal. Henri Lansbury spoke in glowing terms about his spell at Watford, and how much it helped him, while hopefully we'll see the benefit of Jack Wilshere's time at Bolton. And that's really as much as there is for today. Expect further drip-drip-drip from Spain, we need the Arsenal plumber to fix our leaky flange bracket. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Heartwrecker, heartwrecker, make me delight http://arseblog.net/2010/05/19/heartwrecker-heartwrecker-make-me-delight/ Wed, 19 May 2010 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=944 I won't lie this time and say it hasn't crossed my to talk about the scenario we're being bombarded with, that of Cesc leaving us for Barcelona, and go full on Johnny Doomalot. Like all of you I find the prospect of him leaving hard to take. The idea that he might actually want to leave is even worse because it would say so much about where we are right now and how much we've got to do to make things better. It would be a huge blow to the team, to the manager, to the fans and to everybody associated with Arsenal. I know many people will look at the story, the origin of it, and dimiss that Balague chap as a man who talks an awful lot but doesn't get much right. He claims so much inside info and well placed sources but I'm sure if you went back through his archives and his appearances on Sky he gets much more wrong than he does right. On the other side of the coin though there's the whole stopped clock being right twice a day thing. If you fling enough shit eventually some of it will stick. And in this case I'm led to believe there's more to this story than newspaper/smug pundit bullshit. Quite how much more I don't know because I haven't spoken to Cesc. And neither have any of the websites or newspapers or columns or blogs that claim to know what he's thinking, his emotional state or anything else. If he's spoken to Arsene Wenger then I'm pretty sure the details of that conversation have not been made public by either party. You might speculate that certain parties close to one of them might see some value in making information available. Whether that's to other football clubs or to journalists with ghastly beards, I can't say. If other football clubs were working in tandem with wispy bearded journalists to do the dirty work abroad that they're used to their own mouthpieces local newspapers doing then I can't say I would be hugely surprised. However, the machinations behind the scenes, no matter how grubby, don't alter the fact that there is substance to the story. And in a week where the most exciting stories have been Chamakh and some Italian goalkeeper it's no wonder things have gone into overdrive. Arsenal losing their best player, their captain, their talisman is wonderful stuff ... for everyone else. Headlines and column inches and opinion pieces and tabloid radio and everything else have gone into meltdown. I witnessed the most spiteful halfwits address their ire at the story to Cesc's sister who happily goes about her business on Twitter like any young lady. All of a sudden she had to deal with her brother being called a cunt and a traitor and an eruption of ludicrous, retarded, aggressive shite from people who call themselves Arsenal fans. Those people are a disgrace and I will not stand with any Arsenal fan who behaves like that. They are vermin. And this is what they live for. The drama, the speculation, the transfer stories, the unsubstantiated stuff they can really get their teeth into. I think it's very much a symptom of the internet generation and it can be so ugly at times. There's little in the way of quality control. It used to be a case that you might say 'Well, it's in The Times so there's probably something to it'. Not any more. Nearly all the national papers compete with the worst kind of websites to ensure they get the most page views and advertising clicks. When the official Arsenal site has started their own transfer section then you know things have taken a turn for the worse. I've said it before that Arseblog gets busier in the off-season. The only real conclusion I can draw from this is that there are more people interested in who we might sign or who we might sell than in our actual football. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's just a thing. And right now it's a thing about which we know very little. Does Cesc want to leave? Perhaps. Has he told Arsenal Wenger face to face in an emotional meeting? How the fuck would I know but I'm sure if it happened it was probably a bit tough for both of them? Is it understandable that Cesc might want to leave? Sure. He's got his mates at Barcelona going around showing off their shiny league title medals and their shiny Champions League medal and he might look at that team and think he could play a big part in helping them win more shiny medals. And he might, and I will stress that I'm speculating here and in no way speaking on behalf of the man, look at our team, our miserable capitulation at the end of the season, and question whether he can win shiny medals with us. I think we've been a bit unlucky, to be honest. If Cesc had stayed fit until the end of the season I think things might be a bit different. For a start he wouldn't have been back home in Barcelona with people in his ear, chipping away at him about how awesome shiny medals are and how he could win shiny medals if he just came to play for them. I also think our end of season wouldn't have been so shit. I don't think we'd have lost to Spurs, a draw at least, and I believe we would have beaten Wigan and Blackburn - yes, even with Fabianski. The season, while still trophyless, would have been viewed as more positive than negative, it doesn't end it on such a bum note and you don't have to watch, while on crutches, some of your teammates just give up. So in that sense we've been unlucky with the circumstances. It doesn't mean the final month of the season is what anything is being based on, just that it surely didn't help. The other thing to bear in mind is that even if Cesc has told the manager he wants to go, we don't have to sell him. Arsene has convinced Thierry to stay and Vieira to stay. In both cases they had fairly dismal final campaigns with the club. Maybe this could be third time lucky, maybe there'll be assurances of top signings and maybe that will be enough. However, it all boils down to how much Barcelona want him. Sure, they want him enough to get minge-faced journos to stir up the pot and to do some of the groundwork, perhaps in a way which might set some of the fans against him. I'm sure, vermin aside, no Arsenal fan has anything but the highest regard for a man who has played nearly 300 games for us at the age of 23. Yet pot stirring aside, here's are two facts which cannot be disputed. One, Cesc Fabregas is probably the best young central midfield player in the world. Two, he is on a long term contract at Arsenal. I heard it said yesterday that Barcelona aren't willing to do any deal worth more than £30m (that would include player swap deals too) as they feel Cesc was a Barcelona youth product so they shouldn't have to pay any more. Here's the news, Barcelona, where Cesc played his youth football is entirely irrelevant. He plays for Arsenal now and he's got a contract with us. If you really, really want him, and if Arsenal are prepared to sell him, you will have to pay what he's worth. At 23 he's got a minimum of 7 or 8 seasons at the very top. Minimum. He is the best young central midfield player in the world. If Man City are reportedly willing to pay £24m for James Milner you'd want to be doubling that, at least, if you want to buy Cesc Fabregas. In this regard Arsenal hold a good hand and I'm sure we'll do our best to hang on to him. I know, I know, when a player wants to leave and all that, but that doesn't mean you have to crumble on the price. I'm going with an if again - if Cesc wants to leave and if Barcelona really want to sign him, they're going to have to pay the market price. I know that, you know that, and that means Barcelona and Cesc know that. Don't believe any stories which say Cesc has made demands of Arsenal, he has too much respect for the club, for the fans and for Arsene to do that. If Barcelona think they can get him on the cheap because of his 'DNA' then they're mistaken. If they don't come up with the readies then Cesc will stay at Arsenal. I do like the way papers report 'all that's left is to agree a fee' as if this were some mere trifle. It's not, it's a fucking huge part of it, and if Barcelona want to treat it as a triviality they might find things don't go the way they want (and what does it say to the player who they supposedly want so badly?). I'm not going to sit here this morning and write about Cesc in the past tense. There'll be no footballing obituary, no condemnation of the manager, no gnashing of teeth or wailing, because nothing's happened yet. The pool of doom is full of what-ifs and ruination sharks and armadillos of armageddon. And the amount of information we have is minimal. While I know there's substance to the story we have nothing from Cesc, nothing from Arsene, nothing from the club, and only guesswork and deliberately planted information from concerned parties. Sure, the idea of him leaving is heartbreaking, and for a 38 year old man to be heartbroken over a footballer is something that I'm sure warrants some kind of analysis, but until it happens, until there's that fateful announcement on arsenal.com (taking pride of headline place above a story about Sebastian Frey for us signing because some blog called 'TransferTits' wrote about it), I'm going to try and rise above it all a little bit. It's not going to be easy, it's pervasive and hard to ignore, but I don't think any of us can speak about it properly without a bit more information. The thing we all fear might very well come to pass, we may be subjected to yet another drawn out, painful transfer saga, and if it does happen we can join together in a mass outbreak of tears and heartache and best crying ever. Until then I think we need to step back and wait until something actually does happen. At that point I think it'll be entirely reasonable to look at where we are, what it means, the reasons why, how we react and everything else. They are gesturing at me from the deep end of the pool of doom, the water's lovely they say, but I'll save my crafty pissing for now. --- In other news, well, there is no other news. Leopold returns with another episode of the real ANR - You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. I am expecting an onslaught of Cesc related stories in the coming days. First up will be the 'Wenger to convince Cesc with signings' story in which some newspaper will produce a list of players which will apparently be used to tempt the him to stay. Then there'll be the 'Barca to offer Pablo, Hablo and Diablo' as part of the Cesc deal, and on and on it will go. Fun times, ladies and gentlemen. Fun fuckin times.]]> 944 2010-05-19 09:00:07 2010-05-19 09:00:07 open open heartwrecker-heartwrecker-make-me-delight publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Barcelona want Cesc so much they haven't even contacted Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2010/05/20/barcelona-want-cesc-so-much-they-havent-even-contacted-arsenal/ Thu, 20 May 2010 09:02:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=941 very much up in the air. On the one hand you have Sid Lowe writing in the Guardian about how Barcelona hope to sign him (Cesc, not Sid) before the weekend. On the other the simple fact that Barcelona have definitely not made any contact with Arsenal about a potential transfer. I'm told that Arsenal have absolutely no intention of selling Cesc, we don't need the money and if Barcelona think they're going to have an easy time they really ought to think again. As it's Thursday and they still haven't been in touch with Arsenal in any way the idea of him signing by the weekend is fanciful. The reality is that Arsenal are in a better position financially than we have been in a long time. We're debt free on the property side of things, the manager, should he choose to use it, has plenty of cash at his disposal and while other deals have certainly helped ease financial worries in season's past this is not the case now. The other factor is the amount of time left on Cesc's contract. Think opening track of Ziggy Stardust. Arsenal's hand is so strong it could be Hellboy's. Now, this doesn't mean to say Cesc is definitely staying or going, just that there's an awful lot of stuff to work out should Barcelona make this transfer happen. There's definitely some anger at the club at the way Barcelona have gone about their business, bringing Spanish sports newspaper style tapping-up into the equation via Geebag Bollocky's website, The Mail going as far as to suggest we've told them a fee of £80m is what it would take. Having just spent the guts of £40m on David Villa it's clear that in order to fund any deal for Cesc, who would certainly cost more than a 28 year old striker, they need to sell players and/or use players in any potential deal. We need a centre-half so there's talk of that fella with no vowels in his name. Meh. Zlatan? Meh again. Great player when he can be arsed but he's a guy who ran so little Valdes covered more ground than him in one Champions League game this season. Yaya Toure? Double meh. Bojan? At least then we'd have the 7th dwarf for our Christmas panto. Marquez? Do me a favour. I find the idea of a deal involving some Barcelona cast-off a little grubby, to be honest, and I'm not going to start speculating about who might replace him while he's still an Arsenal player and captain of the club. At this point it's really not about what Cesc wants or what Barcelona want, it's entirely to do with what Arsenal want. If Barcelona offer the kind of money that Arsenal can't turn down then it might well happen. If not, it won't. It's as simple as that. The idea that this is some kind of formality does make me laugh, I have to say. At the moment Barcelona simply can't afford him, their attempts to drive down the price by suggesting Cesc's history should merit some kind of discount are pathetic and risible. They'll have to go cap in hand to the Caixa Catalunya and beg for some cash if they want to make this happen. And as they do that Arsenal will be working behind the scenes to convince Cesc to stay. Arsene, we know, is a persuadey old chap, convincing stronger and older characters like Henry and Vieira to stick with him. He might point to the fact that La Liga, in general, is in danger of becoming a sunny SPL. That's not to deny the very obvious quality of both Barcelona and Real Madrid but a 28 point gap between champions and third place isn't a great advertisement for Spanish football. Whether that's of any interest to Cesc or not, I just don't know, but it's surely something that will come up in conversation between him and the boss. Anyway, here I am just guessing at things, much like the vast majority of people writing about this. From those who claim inside info and speak definitively about promises made that were broken, to the various blogs and websites, we still know very little. The facts, as far as I can make them out, are: 1 - Barcelona want Cesc 2 - Cesc would go back if a deal could be done 3 - That's it. No formal approach has been made, no faxed bid, nothing. If Barcelona want to keep playing this out via the press, that's entirely up to them. Arsenal won't be bullied or railroaded into accepting a deal that isn't epic. However, if the transfer fee was 1c for every word written about this, it would be a world record. Moving on, Sol Campbell talks about what Arsenal need:
    We just need more depth to the side because you're going to have suspensions and injuries and you can't keep relying on 13-14 players because once you have three or four injuries you suffer. You need experienced players who have been through all the scenarios in the season. You cannot beat it. At the back-end of the season we needed a few more experienced players on the pitch. It would have been a different end to the season for sure.
    I was asked yesterday on World Football Daily what kind of names Arsenal should be looking at bringing in. My response was that the names were unimportant, it was the profile of the player that mattered. Experienced players who have been there and done that, gone the distance and won trophies. Players who know what it takes to win things. They don't have to be star names, they just need to have the character and attitude you need to put silverware back in the tophy cabinet. Although Sol did go a bit mental at the end of his Arsenal career, he's come back like the Sol of old and I have it on good authority that his return has opened people's eyes. The difference between the way he plays and trains and the way some of our players are coasting through their careers has been obvious to everyone, including those who matter most. It's down to the manager to address that now and perhaps his patience with one or two has been tested once too often. We can only hope. Paul Merson, who I do like as a pundit but who tends to err on the side of miserable bastard, has a long chat with sport.co.uk and in the Mail suggests if Cesc leaves we should sign Steven Gerrard. I know the latter would certainly make the Mugsmasher a happy man. For that reason alone I hope we don't do anything of the sort. Anyway, there's not much more to tell you this morning. Expect another mountain of Barcesclona stories, with few of them containing anything you didn't already know. More tomorrow.]]>
    941 2010-05-20 09:02:45 2010-05-20 09:02:45 open open barcelona-want-cesc-so-much-they-havent-even-contacted-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Take your fast car and drive it into a wall http://arseblog.net/2010/05/21/take-your-fast-car-and-drive-it-into-a-wall/ Fri, 21 May 2010 09:01:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=939
  • Phil Collins
  • Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car' - it makes me want to peel my own face off with the boredom
  • 'Underworld' by Don DeLillo - I read about 800 pages of this 1000 page book before I realised I was so bored I would rather kill myself than keep reading. It was so boring it tricked me into thinking I wasn't bored. It was bored and sly.
  • Extremely long paragraphs
  • School
  • Having to go to church for any reason
  • Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona stories
  • The reason I'm bored of the latter is because we've been through all this before. As Barcelona urge Cesc to 'go public' I had Vietnam* style flashbacks to Real Madrid saying the same thing to Patrick Vieira and Barcelona saying the same thing to Thierry Henry. They want Cesc to come and say 'I want to leave' so they can take advantage and use that to drive down the price. What they care about is getting the player, in any way possible, with no consideration for what damage that would do to the player's relationship with the club or the fans. It's almost psychopathic, in a way, and coming from a big institution it's a bit scary that such an ethos runs through it. Of course it's not unexpected, Barcelona are probably a bit on the frazzled side now, hoping everything would go their way without a hitch. I'm sure they expected some resistance from Arsenal but even now they haven't made an approach. John Cross in the Mirror reckons they'll be in touch on Monday and don't want to pay any more than £30m. They're preparing a list of cast-offs we can choose from. Having been through this yesterday I don't feel inclined to say what I think of that again. What's interesting though is that Sandro Rosell, one of the candidates to replace Joan Laporta as president of the club, is warning that Barcelona have to ensure they don't overspend as the debt at the club must remain manageable. He made public the fact that Barcelona already owe something in the region of €480m. Add a very large transfer fee to that and they're in the hole for over half a billion. The article I linked to yesterday on the state Spanish football and the finances in general should is worth re-reading in that context. What's interesting about this is that Rosell and Laporta are not good friends at all. They used to be, Rosell was essentially Laporta's right hand man but they had a very public falling out, Rosell wrote a book critical of his former mate and takes every opportunity to stick the knife in. Now, I don't pretend to be up to speed on the potential candidates for the Barcelona election or how likely Rosell is to be elected, but there are those who are of the view that signing Cesc now is not just a football decision, it's an ego-trip for Laporta and his team. As well as everything else he'll be remembered for bringing back Cesc. The reality, as we've pointed out before, is that this is going to be a tremendously difficult thing to do, for all the reasons we've spoken about from the Arsenal side and taking into account Barcelona haven't got a pot to piss in financially. There are Barcelona fans who feel now is not the right time for Cesc to go back and he's in danger, I think, of being used as a political pawn, regardless of his own desires. The whole thing is complicated and likely to be on the landscape for some time to come. It is very unlikely to become any more interesting. Amount of facts added to this saga since yesterday - none. I mean, this is making the tabloids lazy. It's been days since we've been linked with a centre-half or a goalkeeper nobody's heard of before. That's what summer's supposed to be about, the ever increasing amount of players on Arsene's radar. Which is usually a very large radar indeed. This year he can downgrade to a medium sized radar and in these recessionary times that's bad news for radar manufacturers. Only the ever reliable Click Lancashire comes to our rescue with a story saying we're looking at Bolton's Gary Cahill. They say:
    It seems that Wenger is less than convinced that Mikael Silvestre is capable of playing at the highest level.
    A startling conclusion to jump to, I know. You do wonder though, with Bolton desperate to keep young brave Jack of Wilshere, whether that might be a bargaining chip that Arsenal can use. That, and the millions of pounds we'd pay them for the player. But wait? What is this? It's the Daily Mail saying we're looking at Marseille midfielder Stephane Mbia. Apparently he's 24 but looking at the picture of him in the article I can only assume that's in reverse dog years or something. He makes Roger Milla look like a foetus. And that's really about it. You'll notice that there's no Arsecast today. That's because come the end of the season the Arsecast packs its swimming trunks and heads off to sunnier climes. A caravan in Skerries for a few months helps the batteries to recharge. I know it appears like there's a lot going but there isn't really and while I'm sure there'll be a few ad hoc 'casts during the summer months the idea of trying to formulate something vaguely logical about the nothing we know about the Cesc stuff had the Arsecast scurrying out the door shrieking 'No No No No No No' until I couldn't hear it anymore. I'm off roaming the country today so you will have the pleasure of Tom's company tomorrow morning/evening [note: edit out 'morning' on return to make it look as if soothsaying powers are functioning correctly]. Given the way things have gone for Tom when asked to blog this season, Cesc will get sold at midnight tonight, Robin van Persie will be murdered in his sleep by the home-breaking pigface gang from American WereWolf in London and the club will be bought out by a consortium led by John Terry and Tom Hanks. Enjoy!]]>
    939 2010-05-21 09:01:14 2010-05-21 09:01:14 open open take-your-fast-car-and-drive-it-into-a-wall publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round up http://arseblog.net/2010/05/22/saturday-round-up-26/ Sat, 22 May 2010 09:14:18 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=937 multitude of things that are happening today. Some surprise transfer news first - yesterday saw the completely unexpected and shock announcement of the transfer of Marouane Chamakh to Arsenal from Bordeaux. That one came completely out of left field, eh..? He's not the type of signing we've been used to in recent years, in that he's not still suckling. He's 26 and has 79 goals in 8 years at Bordeaux so he's not lacking in experience. He's quite a similar signing to Eduardo - though quite where his signing leaves Eduardo remains to be seen. He's said all the usual things about being a boyhood and lifelong fan of the club. Why do players say that? I'm sure they're not all true. And when Barcelona decide they want to sign him in 2 years time after he's scored 300 Premier League goals and 400 in the Champions' League, will his childhood memories be the same as they are now? Will he suddenly have Barca DNA? Anyway, I'm not sure what else to say about him that hasn't been said already. A good addition to the squad and I look forward to seeing him play. There is literally nothing else worthy of note talking about today - thankfully, given Blogger's dire predictions for what might coincide with another round of my blogging! - so with that I'm going to bid you good day and wish you a happy weekend of sunshine and beer.]]> 937 2010-05-22 09:14:18 2010-05-22 09:14:18 open open saturday-round-up-26 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug A day of upside down exclamation marks¡¡¡¡ http://arseblog.net/2010/05/23/a-day-of-upside-down-exclamation-marks%c2%a1%c2%a1%c2%a1%c2%a1/ Sun, 23 May 2010 09:00:02 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=935 Fran Merida looks set to join the Catalan exodus this summer as he joins his boyhood team, Atletico Madrid. Seems a bit of a shame to me as he looked like he could be a good player, his goal against Liverpool this season was quite exceptional, but when you're in a team which gives young players lots of chances and you don't get too many chances but when you do you play quite well but then don't get another chance for a while, I suppose you'd be thinking about leaving. And when the team you've supported all your life comes in for you that's about that. Good luck to him. Newcastle want Jack Wilshere on loan next season. The Mirror links us with David Silva (fanciful in the extreme), Steven Taylor (world's worst actor) and says  Wojscez© could be our keeper next season as every other goalkeeper in the world is unavailable. Or something. That aside there's little left so as the summer here is generally swift, fleeting and appears to be happening right now, I'm going to go outside and worry about Cesc in the garden. Not about Cesc being in my garden, that would be worrying because it would clearly mean he's gone absolutely mental like one of those people they find from time to time who have no clue who they are. "Why are you in a garden in Dublin, Cesc?" "Who is this, Cesc? My name is Inigo Montoya and -" See, told you. A different kind of worrying. Enjoy your Sunday folks.]]> 935 2010-05-23 09:00:02 2010-05-23 09:00:02 open open a-day-of-upside-down-exclamation-marks%c2%a1%c2%a1%c2%a1%c2%a1 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug A rum deal http://arseblog.net/2010/05/24/a-rum-deal/ Mon, 24 May 2010 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=933 The AST are urging caution and Arseblog can exclusively reveal a screenshot of the email received by Lady Nina which sparked the whole thing off. Transfer rumours? The ever reliable Goal.com says we're after Bordeaux's Yoann Gourcuff and Lyon's Bobafett Gomis. I like Gourcuff on the basis that he scored one excellent goal I saw one time. The other fella I don't know at all. Meanwhile The Mail links us with the hilariously named Barcelona youngster Gai Assulin. Gay Assassin, right? I'm not the only one, surely. Anyway, I think we might, all things considered, decide that another Barcelona youngster is a situation which will only end in tears. They're so flighty. And in the Mirror, not content to steal from us our very captain, Barcelona have also come to see Eboue. There were some rumours about Fulham's goalkeeper, Mark Schwarzer, but I suspect they're the kind of 'Let's link Arsenal with another keeper because we're bored and we have nothing else to do' kind of rumours rather than the other kind. Or another kind. Or something. And that's about that for this morning. I'm low on bacon and again I point the finger squarely at Mrs Blogs. For no good reason other than I can. Till tomorrow, mint lovers.]]> 933 2010-05-24 09:00:34 2010-05-24 09:00:34 open open a-rum-deal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Barcelona still all talk - Cahill linked http://arseblog.net/2010/05/25/barcelona-still-all-talk-cahill-linked/ Tue, 25 May 2010 09:00:07 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=931 Barcelona still have not made a bid:
    We have heard nothing at all and I am not looking for a telephone call from them. As far as I am concerned he is our player. If they want to make a bid it is up to them. We are very surprised, but delighted.
    The Sun says we've slapped an 'amazing' £80m price tag on Cesc, which to me isn't that amazing at all. In a world when Johnny Average can command a fee of £25m why would that amount for one of the most talented young players in the world be anything other than market value? Looking at the Spanish side of the things and El Mundo is reporting that Arsene Wenger is so pissed off with Barcelona he's not even willing to negotiate with Joan Laporta and will wait until after the election to deal with the new regime. Sport screams 'No turning back! The footballer is Azulgrana and the London club must negotiate'. They talk about threats from Cesc and all kinds of other pathetic scare tactic bollocks. The major point must be that Barcelona, for all their shit-stirring, have neither the will nor the decency to make an official approach for the player. Their tactic is familiar and simple - to use the press to try and drive a wedge between the player and the club and the player and the fans. We should not allow this to happen. Any ire must be directed at FC Barcelona. Cesc is an intelligent young man. He will know that unless agreement can be reached between the clubs then his future, despite what he might desire, lies at Arsenal. He might also question why, at this stage, the club which publicly claims to want him so badly hasn't put their money where their mouth is and made at least an opening bid. All this talk about how a deal could have been done by last weekend seems even more ludicrous now. So here we are with more nothing but the longer this kind of nothing goes on the better it is for Arsenal, I think. Meanwhile, Alexander Hleb has warned his former teammate against a move to Barcelona, saying:
    I stay in touch with Cesc a lot and it's hard for me to judge what he should do. He and Gael Clichy are both very good players who must make their own decisions about their future. But I would advise them to stay.
    The comment about Clichy is interesting as it adds some weight to the rumours he might be on his way this summer but Hleb is the perfect example of how the grass is not always greener. Now, I'm not comparing Cesc to Hleb, the talents, circumstances and everything else are very, very different, but Cesc is still young. He could make the Barcelona move in one or two years time and still play there in his prime. I wouldn't normally suggest people listen to Hleb for advice but there are two things he knows well. One is how to be credited for a pre-assist and the other is how things can go a bit pear shaped when you leave Arsenal at the wrong time. Transfer rumour time and The Sun says it'll take £14m to land Gary Cahill from Bolton. He's looked a pretty decent player from what I've seen of him. You can argue that £14m is a lot of money, which it is, and certainly more than we're used to paying, but if you want to buy a young, English player then you're going to have to accept these are the kind of prices you have to pay. There were some rumours flying around yesterday about Brede Hangeland but at the moment that's all they appear to be. In more typically Arsenal transfer news the Mirror says we're after a 15 year old striker from Valencia to add to our collection of young strikers who will never play a first team game for the club. There was also talk of us signing West Ham keeper Rob Green which is one of those signings you'd take simply because he's better than what we've got but you'd still be a little disappointed because you wanted somebody better. Back to the boardroom now and Nigerian Aliko Dangote says he will not be purchasing Lady Nina's shares:
    I can say categorically at this time that I have no intention of investing in the club and will not be acquiring a stake.
    Interesting to note he's a sugar dealer. That rings a bell or two, for some reason. Former Arsenal director with a sugary past and an orange present, perhaps? Who can say? Beyond that there's little to report. Pre-World Cup friendlies are taking place. Carlos Vela and Theo Walcott were in action for Mexico and England respectively last night. I didn't see any of it so I can't comment on their performances. Ideally every Arsenal player will go out of the World Cup at the group stage, leaving them fresher and more revived for our battle for fourth next season! Till tomorrow.]]>
    931 2010-05-25 09:00:07 2010-05-25 09:00:07 open open barcelona-still-all-talk-cahill-linked publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    FC Barcelona: where FC does not stand for 'football club' http://arseblog.net/2010/05/26/fc-barcelona-where-fc-does-not-stand-for-football-club/ Wed, 26 May 2010 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=929 Here's Barcelona captain Carles Puyol:
    Cesc is an excellent player and a great friend. For me, he would be perfect for Barcelona. But we need to respect that he has a contract with his club.
    Respecting that he has a contract with his club would be nice but clearly to talk about respect when you and half your team have done exactly the opposite is a bit much. Cesc's 'Barca DNA', the constant stream of stories from players, management and senior officials at Barcelona, the way they're trying to drive down the price of the player by using these tactics and the fact they haven't shut their fucking mouths about this since time immemorial show that respect is a word they simply fail to understand. I suspect the more they talk the more intransigent Arsenal will become and even though it might drag this saga out for longer than we might like (or, indeed, long enough that we might like it), I'd be fully supportive of them in this regard. We've had to put up with this kind of bollocks from Barcelona time and time again. We had it with Overmars, we had it with Thierry Henry and now we've got it with Cesc. And frankly it's really fucking annoying. I mean, they even did it to Hleb, a player they had absolutely no need for and while I was glad enough to see him go the point remains. They waltz in, tap up our players, behave like arrogant, holier-than-thou cunts and then have the balls to talk about 'respect'? Idiots. Earlier this season Arsene got quite animated in one of the pre-game press conferences when he was asked about the Cesc/Barcelona rumours. He pointed out that players like Gallas or Sylvester could choose where they wanted to play next season because they were out of contract. Players, like Cesc, who have long term contracts were not. Cesc's father spoke about Arsenal needing to respect Cesc's wishes and I'm sure he wants his son to move back home and play for the boyhood club and all that. But respect works both ways and a player who has been handsomely rewarded by Arsenal needs to respect the fact that he made a decision to sign a long deal at the club. And the day we start doing what players' fathers tell us to would be a sad day indeed. Don't get me wrong, I can fully understand why Cesc might want to leave and his frustration with various aspects of life at the club right now, but I think it's right that Arsenal should do everything to try and keep him. If that means giving Barcelona a price they think is ridiculous, fine. Even better would be to bring in some good players to address the faults in this team and make staying a more attractive proposition. Outlandish, I know, but it's worth considering. But unfortunately for Cesc he finds himself in a difficult position. The hubris of Joan Laporta, a man who simply wasn't content to leave behind a legacy of beautiful football and plenty of silverware, is in real danger of backfiring straight into our player's face. It was under his watch that Barcelona lost Cesc to Arsenal - and while Barcelona and their fans use the word 'steal' all the time the deal was absolutely legitimate. After arbitration a fee was paid and Giovanni van Bronckhorst, a player who cost us £8m, was allowed to go there for free to appease them. Arsenal exploited a loophole in Spanish employment law but did nothing illegal. On the eve of his departure Laporta decided he had to get Cesc back, not for the benefit of Barcelona who could clearly operate without him for at least another season or two, nor Cesc who I feel would been better moving back within that same time frame, but for himself. For the public image of Joan Laporta. No longer could he be ridiculed for losing one of the greatest talents the Barcelona youth system had ever produced. And now we have a stand-off. Arsenal have a player who has a contract for years to come, Barcelona are playing nasty and using all their underhand tactics to drive down the true market price of a player like Cesc, Arsenal are unwilling sellers and probably at the end of their tether with Barcelona's conceited behaviour, and it has the potential to get really, really messy (not Messi). And even still there has been no offer from them. They'd rather play this out in public than try and do a deal like gentlemen. I know they play nice football but as an entity they really are reprehensible. As I said above I fully support all efforts by the club to resist this deal, even if they are eventually unsuccessful. After that we ought to sever all relations with them until such time as they learn the real meaning of the word 'respect'. They're used to being the big boys of Spanish football, bullying all around them to their own ends, and I'd like Arsenal to stand up to them and stay firm on this one. Overmars left, Henry left (in both deals you have to think Arsene knew the time was right), but I don't think you can say that about Cesc. Yes, he might have grown up at Barcelona but he made his debut for us at the age of 16, was a regular by 17 and it's with us that he has developed into the world class player he is now. At Barcelona his chances of first team football under Rijkaard were slim as big money signings and grizzled veterans were the order of the day. He might have Barca DNA but we adopted him, allowed his talent to flourish and we should do everything we can to keep him. I haven't bothered my hole looking at the Catalan papers this morning because frankly I'm tired of their shit. Witless hacks inventing shite to further the agenda of the football club they're in awe of. They're like brainwashed zealots, with about as much integrity as a shoe, worshipping at the smarmy altar of Joan Laporta. In other news Sol Campbell says he's 'seriously considering' an offer from Celtic. He says:
    Celtic is a serious option for me. We're talking, although we haven't yet discussed figures. Nothing is set in stone. I know Celtic are a massive club. I have to consider them. You can't ignore it when such a fantastic club makes their interest known.
    I suppose it all boils down to what kind of discussion he's had with Arsene Wenger. I've really enjoyed Sol's return and it's been an eye-opener to see the kind of attitude from him that has been missing in so many others. However, as fans we're clamouring for the club to sign at least one centre-half. With talk of Mertesacker, Papa Dhiakate, Hangeland and others, we're looking for a player who can immediately slot into the first XI alongside Vermaelen. Johan Djourou will be fighting for that position too so Sol is looking at a situation where he's fourth choice (at best) and not likely to play as much football as he'd like. I'd love to keep him around because I think there are players who should learn a lot from him but I can understand why he'd want to consider other offers. At this point it's not about money it's about how much football he's going to play. With just a couple of seasons left in his career he might well decide a lower level (sorry, LOTW!) and more time on the pitch is the way to go. Another link this morning to Fulham's Mark Schwarzer. At 37 he's hardly one for the future but as John Cross points out it'd mean Scezsny's path to the first team isn't blocked for years to come. I have to admit this would be a rather underwhelming signing and perhaps the hype around the young Pole is misplaced. If he's good enough he'll make the breakthrough no matter who's in front of him. To gamble on potential again, as we have with many of this squad, is too risky. More whispers abound regarding Joe Cole from Chelsea on a free transfer. Nothing concrete though. And finally for today, on the 21st anniversary of St Michael's Day, let us remember one of the greatest nights in the history of Arsenal Football Club. Till tomorrow.
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    929 2010-05-26 09:00:27 2010-05-26 09:00:27 open open fc-barcelona-where-fc-does-not-stand-for-football-club publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal tell Barcelona to fuck off http://arseblog.net/2010/05/27/arsenal-tell-barcelona-to-fuck-off/ Thu, 27 May 2010 09:09:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=927 He told me to concentrate on my football, he told me to concentrate on the World Cup, he told me to leave it in his hands, he will deal with whatever happens in my future and that's what I'm doing, just concentrating on football. It's not up to me anymore and its just now about Arsenal and that's it. Now, I can't imagine for one second that during that conversation Arsene said he would allow him to leave the club. What made it the greatest conversation of his life? Beats me, I wasn't there, but I think we know the manager's stance well enough to know he'd have been trying to persuade him the best thing for him would to be to stay at Arsenal. Perhaps he told him the names of the players we're signing this summer and now Cesc is all excited. Like I said though, I wasn't there so I'm just guessing. I know some people looked at the video of the interview and thought 'That's it, he's off', but I have to say I feel a bit more confident that he'll remain an Arsenal player. Especially when I read John Cross in this morning's Mirror. It seems Barcelona have been in touch, although not with a bid, and Arsenal have told them, to all intents and purposes, to fuck right off.
    Arsenal have told Barcelona that they are wasting their time, that they will not even enter negotiations or discussions of any kind and that Fabregas is going nowhere. They also made it clear not to bother contacting them again.
    Just the stance I was hoping we'd take, to be honest, and I trust John's sources on this one. I would posit that Cesc was made aware of the club's position during TGCOHL© and he knows that whatever happens, whatever he wants, or wanted, ultimately it's up to Arsenal. He's not in the last chance saloon when it comes to making the move back to the club he supported as a lad. He's not at the end of his career, he still has years to go, and that's where Arsene will be at his persuasive best, I'm sure. Whatever happens, and I'm sure there's still plenty of mileage in this one, I don't think it's absolutely cut and dried that he'll leave. It might be a small hope but it's better than nothing. He'll now concentrate on his World Cup duties with Spain, Arsenal can watch the phone ringing and ignore Barcelona because of the wonders of caller ID (or at least pick up and put on a funny voice saying "Hello, Franco's Pizza, how may I help you?"), and now it's down to the manager to do the rest of the business that has to be done this summer. Poor Arsene also has to deal with the possible departure of Carlos Vela, who, according to Carlos Vela News, the home of all the latest news about Carlos Vela, is thinking that the World Cup could open doors for him. Arsenal will expecting the Mexican forward striker manchild to revolve back to London after the tournament of South African but when Arsene Wenger does not much present the opportunity for Carlitos to make time on the pitch then it is often proving that the player must fly away and the future lies in different hands. Oh yeah. And to give him even more to think about Nicklas Bendtner was in the Danish press talking about playing for one of the big two in Spain one day. I know I should probably be thinking 'nice timing, Nick' but then you look at the picture of him wandering around a hotel in his underpants and I think he's just a rather endearing mentalist who's pretty good at headers. Footballers really are an odd lot. The sooner we stop thinking of them as normal human beings the better off we'll all be. How about another centre-half to add to our list? The Mail says we're looking at Lorient’s Laurent Koscielny. Who? Exactly, but then most of us said much the same thing about Vermaelen last summer. Meanwhile, Bacary Sagna says Pape Diakhate would be a good signing. Hey, if he's got the patented Sagna Seal of Approval® then that's good enough for me. Lady Arse has videos of Robin van Persie's goals for Holland last night. Top finishing, makes me a bit wistful though. The least we deserve is an injury free, 40 goal season next time around. And finally when I said yesterday I'd heard whispers about Joe Cole I got an email from a regular reader who has also heard the whispers but they were louder than whispers. Not quite shouty but perhaps just a touch above normal speaking volume. Make of it what you will. And that's about that. I'm off to ring up Barcelona just to tell them to fuck off myself. "FC Barcelona, bon dia!" "Fuck off!!" *click* Magic. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    EXCLUSIVE: The 10 real reasons why Cesc wants to leave Arsenal http://arseblog.net/2010/05/29/exclusive-the-10-real-reasons-why-cesc-wants-to-leave-arsenal/ Sat, 29 May 2010 09:05:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=923 1 - William Gallas makes a strange clicking sound with his mouth when he gets excited. To Cesc this noise is like the noise of somebody eating loudly behind you in the cinema. 2 - He refuses to take part in Theo Walcott's post-match Glee parties at which first team members sing and dance in perfect, all-smiling harmony. He refers to them as 'a pack of thundering gleebags'. 3 - Cesc once found Andrei Arshavin sleeping in his locker at the training ground. Apparently he'd got lost and scared on the way back from the toilet. Arshavin was dressed as a sinister clown. The club refused him a new locker and try as he might he can't unclownify the old one. His sleep is peppered with Russian clown nightmares. 4 - Cesc found out that long-time mascot Gunnersaurus was to be replaced by a cross between a dog and a first team player. He felt he could no longer stay at a club which championed the Ebouesaurus Rex. Ebouesaurus Rex -  Artist's impression 5 - Once, during a training game, Cesc shouted at Manuel Almunia 'Catch it' when a cross was played into the box. The keeper stopped to check the underside of his boots for feline droppings which allowed Carlos Vela to score a goal. Carlos Vela. A goal. I know. I know. 6 - Abou Diaby insists on performing scenes from Star Wars with Lukasz Fabianski. There's only so long you can listen to the gangly Frenchman say "Lukasz, I am your farzer!" followed by Fabianski's high-pitched girlish titter before you start thinking about life elsewhere. Or killing yourself. Fatally. To death. In the face. 7 - Last summer Arsene Wenger promised Cesc new faces to ensure Arsenal would challenge for trophies. A nose job for Denilson, a partial lift for Sylvester and botox for Alex Song were not exactly what he had in mind. 8 - If he hears 'The wonder of you' just one more time he is going to go full Columbine in the stadium and he loves Arsenal fans too much to cut them down with automatic weapons. 9 - Apparently Boro Primorac has an intense, musky aroma which can be distracting on match day. 10 - At the end of season party Cesc lost a bet to Bacary Sagna which means he's got to sport Saganesque braids for a whole year. He does not want his legacy to be tarnished in such a way. The idea of being the Catalan Floella Benjamin fills him with dread (not dreads). -- So there you go. Don't believe anything you read elsewhere. This is the good, good stuff right here. Ask yourself, have you heard any denials of any of the above? No, you have not. That tells its own story right there. In other news Fran Merida says he'll be 'eternally grateful' to Arsene Wenger having officially signed for Atletico Madrid. Clearly not grateful enough to stay and actually play for us, but there you go. He's an Atelico supporter, the move must have been pretty irresistable for him, so good luck to him.. I can't help feeling he's one we might wish we still had as time goes on. Still, no point living in the past. That's for historians. Give the amount of Leffe I drank last night I should be a pistorian. Sorry. Really, sorry. Not much else going on really. We've got some rain in Dublin at last. I was getting worried for a while that we wouldn't get a proper summer but here it is. I've got my water wings on. Time to splosh around the garden. Have a good one.]]> 923 2010-05-29 09:05:26 2010-05-29 09:05:26 open open exclusive-the-10-real-reasons-why-cesc-wants-to-leave-arsenal publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sunday round-up + hopping Hopper http://arseblog.net/2010/05/30/sunday-round-up-hopping-hopper/ Sun, 30 May 2010 09:03:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=920 Newcastle's Steven Taylor. Apparently we're in a battle with Everton, Aston Villa and Chelsea. Yeah right. With all due respect to Taylor he's a shit cunt. Oh, we're going to sign him now, aren't we? Anyway, the article says we need him to up our quota of 'English players to meet UEFA's new quota'. I assume they mean we need 'home grown' players to satisfy the new Premier League requirements so if they can get that wrong then you have to hope the rest of the article is similarly bollocks. As far as I'm aware we have no problems with the new rules and don't need to sign players with that in mind. Also in the Mirror, we're fighting Aston Villa again, this time for the signature of Wigan hot-shot Hugo Rodallega. I remember him scoring one spectacular goal last season and under normal circumstances you'd think the idea of signing a striker from Wigan a bit on the ridiculous side. However, when you look at the contributions made last season by Eduardo and Vela you have to think that guys like Rodallega and Kevin Doyle would be an improvement. Which is a bit sad, really. Having signed Chamakh on a free it's funny how the only players we're being linked with are 'lower team' strikers. There's no suggestion we might be in for a Dzeko or someone like that. Anyway, I'll be hoping Rodallega's name pops up on the risible 'transfer linked' section of the official website. 7amkickoff makes a good point that by listing these players on our official site we can more or less rule out any real interest in him. And I hope he's right. I still think the idea that we're using our official website to further the fiction of the newspapers and the planted stories of agents who are trying to move their players from other clubs is shameful. I know many people have complained through official channels, sadly it still exists. The back cover of today's Daily Star says we've signed Joe Cole on a free. Can't find the actual story on the website though. I think this one could actually happen. In the News of the World a story saying we're after a young midfielder from Crewe called Nick Powell. I call him 'Cesc 2'. Bad World Cup news for Holland as Robin van Persie has ouchified his ankle again. Sounds like a fairly routine sprain, I wouldn't be too worried about it yet. As well as the Cesc stuff which litters the Spanish press this morning there's a bit about Andrei Arshavin who has, apparently, let it be known to more than one of the Barcelona presidential candidates that he would be open to a move to Spain this summer. Rumours abound that Arshavin is most unhappy with his financial situation at the club and at 29 he's only got one more big money move left. It'll be interesting to see how this one pans out over the summer. As for Cesc El Mundo reckon the thing could drag on till August 30th (not 31st for for some reason) while Sport say it's just a matter of days until the two clubs reach an agreement. With Barcelona claiming they won't pay an 'exorbitant fee' for Cesc things are rather an at impasse. Beyond that, not much more going on. It was a bit sad to see Dennis Hopper passed away yesterday as he provided me with one of the most bizarre moments of my life. It is mid-90s Dublin, Saturday night out with Mrs Blogs and chums in a trendy club called The Pod, house music, everyone dancing in the same direction. You know the score. Anyway, always striving to be different I shuffle around and start dancing the opposite way and right behind me is a beautiful young woman and right behind her is her beau for the evening ... Dennis fuckin' Hopper. He is in the midst of young, sweaty clubbers giving it loads, wearing a cravat and clearly as .... erm ... chemically enhanced as most of the people there. Watching Dennis Hopper at 2am doing Big Box - Small Box to this kind of thing really was quite surreal. He could move too. RIP Dennis and have yourselves a good Sunday.]]> 920 2010-05-30 09:03:28 2010-05-30 09:03:28 open open sunday-round-up-hopping-hopper publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Quiet Monday http://arseblog.net/2010/05/31/quiet-monday/ Mon, 31 May 2010 09:02:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=918 The Sun have clearly been recruiting ex Mills and Boon writers for their sports desk. In a piece linking us with Bordeaux's Yoann Gourcuff, they quote an Arsenal source who says:
    While every effort is being made to keep Cesc at the club the boss is working towards an alternative. He believes Gourcuff's finesse and grace will fit perfectly to Arsenal's way of playing and will make it an almost seamless transition if Cesc does go.
    Apart from Brian Sewell, who talks like that?! Unless Sewelly (as he's known in the press box) has taken Murdoch's shilling and is currently penning an article about the 'lithe athleticism and inner pulchritude' of Wayne Rooney I think we can dismiss this Arsenal source as Johnny Fiction. Whether there's any real interest in Gourcuff I just don't know. I suspect, after the comments of the Bordeaux president regarding the Chamakh deal, we might find it difficult to make this one happen even if we wanted to. Should we go in carrying a suitcase full of Catalan cash it'd be almost impossible. Interesting to note that not one of the other papers has followed up on the Daily Star 'world exclusive' yesterday which said that Joe Cole was signing for us on a free contract. Its funny because it's a story I keep hearing yet most of the press seem to think Man United is his preferred destination. I'm told Capello has banned any kind of transfer dealings until after England go out of the World Cup on penalties so we might not hear anything concrete on this for a while. Aside from that there's not much to tell you. We've already reached the point of the season where things that don't happen are actually news. There's stuff about Bacary Sagna's agent saying that Inter Milan have not been in touch with him to talk about a transfer. It must be only in football where nothing is news. I mean you don't turn on the telly at 6pm to hear: A man has not been arrested in Dublin this morning for not murdering another man in a gun attack or Fourteen people were not killed in a multi-car collision on the M1 which didn't happen at 3am last night So bearing that in mind I'm off to not not have my breakfast and more coffee. Hopefully there's a bit more going on tomorrow. Or at the very least some interesting stuff not happening. How was your weekend then?]]>
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    Everybody's talkin' Catalan http://arseblog.net/2010/06/01/everybodys-talkin-catalan/ Tue, 01 Jun 2010 09:01:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=916 who says:
    This'll be a long process. The player is under contract with another club. What he wants and what we want isn't enough - there's Arsenal.
    Wow, some recognition that we actually exist and have a part to play in all this. It's not just the Barcelona show. Anyway, yer man Oliver is like the friend of the loudmouth who seems all right at first as he comes over to calm his shrill mate down but is actually worse. A smug, insincere cuntbucket whose breath smells. Anyway, let them keep talking, I say. The more they do the worse they look. This public tapping up, from all sides, of a player under contract must surely warrant some measure of discipline from the authorities ... hahahah, I slay me. Honestly. Barcelona's glamour means they can do what they want and nobody will say a thing. FIFA? Pfff. UEFA? Double Pffff. What it will do though is ensure Arsenal become even more resolute. There are ways and means of doing things in all walks of life. If you treat people with a bit of decency and respect chances are you get that in return. Treat people as if they were a piece of shit on the sole of your shoe and demonstrate time and time again that you find having to deal with them somewhat beneath you then chances are you're going to get that back. In spades. And I hope that's exactly what Arsenal will do. Arsenal prepare for life without Gallas, says the Telegraph. Fair enough. Apparently he's missed a deadline to commit his future to the club, hardly a surprise really. In reality I'm sure the manager has been planning for his departure for some time now. The Mirror reckons he's off to Roma. Frankly, I couldn't give even one shit where he goes. Unless he goes on a voyage to the centre of the earth. That'd be pretty cool. The manager definitely needs to go centre-half shopping though. I hear Lidl are doing two for €4.99 this Thursday. Gotta get there early so we don't end up with the half broken ones taken out of their wrappers (otherwise known as Sylvester Stock). Andrei Arshavin calls either himself, or Arsenal's season, 'pitiful'. I choose to think he's talking about how much he runs during a game. Nothing new regarding Joe Cole. Also, we haven't signed Kaka and David Silva's agent revealed exclusively to Arseblog that we haven't signed him either. More nothing tomorrow.]]>
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    Theo Walschock + Arseblog Android http://arseblog.net/2010/06/02/theo-walschock-arseblog-android/ Wed, 02 Jun 2010 09:00:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=913 didn't do what he was told and that his technique was poor. I don't really see Theo as the kind of player who would deliberately go against his manager, he's still too young and inexperienced for that. And I think he's aware of that. His technique? No doubt it could improve but did Capello really see anything in training that he didn't already know? The reality is that Theo had a poor season and hasn't made the kind of progress we'd expected. As Goonerholic points out the FA haven't exactly covered themselves in glory here, they couldn't get enough of him last season and now he's out in the cold. If they were prepared to take a raw 17 year old to Germany in 2006 why not take a more mature Theo now? But that's football. If you don't perform you don't get in the team and Theo didn't do enough in his injury hit campaign to really warrant a place. It's harsh but true. And while at the time I understood the reservations of Arsene Wenger about Theo going to the U21 tournament last summer it's not as if he was risking burn out. Theo played in our 2-0 home defeat to Villa in mid-November, got injured and didn't play again until March. It's not as if he had been run into the ground and badly needed the rest. In fact, the football should have been good for him. Just four goals this season, I don't know how many assists (Orbinho?), and it's not to difficult to see why he's staying at home. Some flashes and half-decent cameos have not been sufficient and perhaps it'll serve as a bit of a wake-up call for Theo. So far in his career everything's come pretty easy. He's protected at Arsenal by Arsene Wenger, there's no such shield at international level. I'm sure his pride will be stung, the very public, gossipy manner in which the news was broken was of no credit to anyone involved in the FA, and the whole thing has been rather messy. There's an opportunity in this for him though and maybe it's not the worst thing that could have happened. He'll have the summer to think and brood over the fact he's missed out and then he has to look at why. Can he improve his technique? Can he practice more? Can he produce more consistently in matches? Can his crossing get better? His finishing? Can he take more responsibility in games? He either accepts that the answer to all those questions is yes and uses this to improve himself as a player, or he's going to find his career drifting in the wrong direction. When the normally judicious Martin Keown is as harsh as this then you know something's got to change. It's over to Theo now. He's got to rise to this challenge and show he's got what it takes. He's still just 21 years of age, there's time for him to get better, he's not a write-off by any means. Sometimes in life you  need a short, sharp shock to the system to put you back on the right track. Let's hope this is exactly what this does for Theo and that Arsenal reap the benefits in the seasons to come. In other news Aaron Ramsey has signed the ubiquitous 'new long term contract' at the club. Good news indeed but odd news when you consider that less than 12 months ago he did exactly the same thing. What exactly is the thinking behind this new deal? I do like him a lot, I thought his breakthrough last season was one of the real positives, but this just seems a bit strange to me - especially when he's going to be out of action for a good few months yet. The Mail says we're going to let Francis Coquelin go on loan to L'Orient (L'eyton?) to help with the capture of centre-half Laurent Koscielny. Whether that's true or not remains to be seen but I'm all for loaning out our young players with potential. The learning curve is too steep at Arsenal. The jump from reserves to first team far too great for the majority of players and letting them go and learn elsewhere should be mandatory. They'll play, experience football at a different club, the harshness of the game on and off the pitch and it will develop them in a much more rounded way. Not a lot else in terms of Arsenal news. A little something for smartphone folk though. If you're an Android person then you'll find a brand new Arseblog app in the marketplace. Simply search for 'Arseblog', download for free and off you go. It does much the same thing as the iPhone app (which is soon to be updated and which will fix that crashing at start-up problem). It allows you to download the blog and read it when offline. I have to say a big thanks to David who developed it. Thanks to someone on Twitter last night there should be a Nokia app soon (provided they don't deem the content too offensive) and I know people have been asking about one for the Blackberry but I don't have a clue about that. If there's a Blackberry person out there that wants to develop one please feel free and drop me an email if you'd like to discuss it. And if neither of the last two paragraphs make any sense to you, don't worry about it in the slightest. On that techy note, I shall bid you good day. Till tomorrow.]]> 913 2010-06-02 09:00:22 2010-06-02 09:00:22 open open theo-walschock-arseblog-android publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Arsenal tell Barcelona where to go http://arseblog.net/2010/06/03/arsenal-tell-barcelona-where-to-go/ Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=910 An informal conversation with Arsenal became formal on 1 June and now an official approach has been made to the club. There was a period of waiting and Arsenal replied. And what a fucking reply. Robust. Bristling. Straight to the point. Arsenal chided Barcelona for playing this out via the media:
    We have followed recent speculation linking Cesc with a move away from the Club but as there has never been any official approach for him, only two informal exchanges, in which we made it abundantly clear that we have no interest in transferring Cesc, we have refrained from publicly passing comment.
    Splendid, and quite the right way to do things (which again makes the Transfer Linked section on the official website so horrible - PLEASE get rid of it. The moral high ground is an excellent place). Why should Arsenal respond to stories planted in the Catalan press by Barcelona and stories here using journalists like Balague? We made Cesc's value quite clear:
    Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas is under contract with the Club until the summer of 2015. He is a highly-valued member of the team and part of our future plans.
    Bam, captain. Bam, 5 year contract. Bam, part of our future. And then came the best bit. Barcelona players and officials have been talking out of their arses for weeks now. They say things like "Cesc will be a Barcelona player but we shouldn't say too much as we must respect Arsenal". The final part of our statement said:
    To be clear, we will not make any kind of counterproposal or enter into any discussion. Barcelona have publicly stated that they will respect our position and we expect that they will keep their word.
    Kapow! Throwing someone's words right back in their face is one of the best things ever when you're looking to take them down a peg or two, and that is precisely what Arsenal did. Their mealy-mouthed guff about respecting us was just idle chit-chat, they had no intention of doing anything like that, but Arsenal have reminded the world what they said and any subsequent approaches by Barcelona will make liars out of them (even further). Puyol and Xavi and Ingla and Burgerstain and all the rest have had their bullshit shoved right back down their throats. They can either swallow it and shuffle off - or puke it out and continue to yell to the world with their poo breath. There will be a giant consignment of Listerine heading for Catalunya. Already Sport and El Mundo are just passing this off as part of the game. Sport says it's just Arsenal trying to drive the price up and reveal that Darren Dein is using all his powers to get the clubs to agree. Cheers, Dein, jolly nice of you that. El Mundo say Cesc is going to 'increase the pressure' on Arsenal but I very much doubt if this kind of response is a surprise to him. I'm quite sure that when he spoke with Arsene Wenger the manager made the club's position on this very, very clear. I'm sure he'd have told him that if Barcelona eventually made an official approach we would reject it. It's interesting to look at what was allegedly on offer. A paltry fee of £29m? I can't imagine even Barcelona went that low. There's talk they offered that money plus a player. Knowing we need a centre-half they offered us Dmytro Chygrynskiy, a player they paid the best part of £25m for last year. Yet they come to us, looking to buy one of the best players in the world, and aren't prepared to pay the market price for him? They can fuck right off. We don't want their cast-offs and we don't need their money. Also, you have to laugh at the arrogance of the Sport who said:
    Until now relations between the two clubs have been good but the events of the last few hours have caused tension between the two parties. The fact that a formal approeach has been made has caused friction, especially on the side of Arsenal.
    Especially on the side of Arsenal? Well who the fuck else would be pissed off. A daily drilp-drip of news stories, public declarations, agent bollocks, journalistic fiction and fuck knows what else, and they're surprised we're a bit touchy about the whole thing?! What's clear is that Laporta has made a big error by playing this out so publicly. He thought he could lay the groundwork via the media, instead Arsenal have turned the tables and told Barcelona where they can go. Instead of being honourable and mannerly, Laporta tried to use brute force to bring Cesc back to Barcelona. He's still sore at having lost him and wanted this to be the cherry on the top of his, admittedly very successful, reign. Instead he's created a huge mess, the relationship between Arsenal and Barcelona has been severely damaged, and Arsenal have put themselves in a position whereby we cannot buckle under any more pressure, no matter how intense. To release that statement and then some time later cave in and sell Cesc is just unthinkable. Perhaps our unwillingness to sell would have been the same if Barcelona had come quietly and in a more official manner but there's no doubt in my mind that they way they've done things has increased the robustness of our response. Laporta has played a dirty game and failed. We haven't heard the last of it by any means but unless Cesc himself goes to war with the club, something I don't think will happen, then Arsenal's statement yesterday is about as final as it gets. We've made our position clear. We will not sell, we will not negotiate, we won't even discuss it. I know we all have our issues with the club and everything else, but that statement yesterday should have swelled the pride of all Arsenal fans. We have refused to be bullied, we have stood firm in the face of relentless tapping-up, and we've shown more wit and intelligence in three paragraphs than everything Laporta and his fat-lipped minions have said since this began. Marvellous. In other news The Mail says we've stepped up our pursuit of Fulham goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer. A fee of £4m seems very high for a 37 year old though. And I do wonder if he's really that much better than what we already have. Lots more rumours about Joe Cole again yesterday. Metro went so far as to say he'd signed a three year deal with us but nothing's been announced and with England's players off to the World Cup we're unlikely to get any more info on this one for a few weeks at least. And while I don't suppose I'd really turn my nose up at him I'd really like to see us address the more serious issues of defence and goalkeeper first. And that's about that. It's a glorious sunny day here in Dublin, I'm going to try and enjoy some of it at least. And fuck off Barcelona. Hahaha.]]>
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    I can't believe I got so many words out of so little http://arseblog.net/2010/06/04/i-cant-believe-i-got-so-many-words-out-of-so-little/ Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:00:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=908 so easy' to sign Cesc. Honestly, these people just don't learn, do they? It's particularly interesting, in as much as these things are ever interesting, because Rossell himself is the one who seemed to play down the deal last week. He was the one who highlighted Barcelona's enormous debt and should he win it would be no surprise to me to see him back away from this. He'd want to have a word with his mate though, he sounds like a cunt. There's quite a funny story in El Mundo this morning saying Barcelona are after a left back and Gael Clichy is on their list. However, the situation is complicated because of the Cesc thing and they don't want to make us any more angry. As if that's possible. In transfer news there's speculation we're still after L'Orient defender Laurent Koscielny despite having a bid turned down. I know nothing whatsoever about this player beyond the fact his surname is one of those that is troublesome, it just doesn't seem to stick in my head, requiring copy and paste each time he's mentioned. So for that reason alone I hope we sign someone else. Apparently David Beckham sent Theo Walcott a text message of support after his omission from England's World Cup squad. Feo ur still a gud playa nd u hav talunt nd wil be stronga in futr. u need more tattoos imo. fink bout spider web on neck. cool!!!!!! lol. dvaid ;-)))))) Yaya Toure's agent says he's signed for a Premier League club. Don't get excited though, it's not us. The man who can't stay at any club more than two seasons will be in blue for the next little while before moving on again. Carlos Vela scored last night for Mexico, with his right foot no less (warning: extremely annoying commentator). I think it's clear, based on that finish alone, that we should be moving heaven and earth to re-sign Vela on a new long term deal. A couple of interesting other Arsenal blog related linkies now - the 'holic has details of Got, got, got need - a man who has created World Cup portraits for charity and unveils his Robin van Persie (portrait, not a euphemism) today. You know, I've been looking at the name of his site and it's only clicked with me what it means. Genius, I have to say. Go clicking to find out more. And Andrew Weber, the author of the ArsenalFC blog, has just embarked on a new project where he becomes a homeless man for a year and films it. Football Nomad is his documentary in which he and his brother will travel from country to country, like nomads, if you will, and film stuff about football. Good luck to them and safe travels (and if you're a bar owner anywhere in Europe I'm sure Andrew could do an excellent job for you, like so many of his countryfolk who arrive in this part of the world!). Like Twitter? Fancy a trip to the World Cup final? Check out Twexican Wave in association with Emirates. And that's that - it's another beautiful day and I suspect this evening would be a good evening to cook meat in the back garden. I know the Arseblog basset hound approves of this idea, we've had high level discussions about this and have come to a satisfactory arrangement - 10% of everything goes to him in our simple and effective tithe system. Not the beer though, he doesn't like beer. Although in his youth he was rather partial to the odd bowl of Baileys. Maybe one for old times sake. Till tomorrow.]]> 908 2010-06-04 09:00:55 2010-06-04 09:00:55 open open i-cant-believe-i-got-so-many-words-out-of-so-little publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug There's no Joan quite like Joan http://arseblog.net/2010/06/05/theres-no-joan-quite-like-joan/ Sat, 05 Jun 2010 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=905 when he said of Cesc:
    Offering €35 million for a player like him is a fair market price.
    A player like him? A PLAYER LIKE HIM?!! What on earth does he mean? Does he mean a brilliant player? One of the best central midfield players in the world? An exceptional talent which only emerges now and again? A goalscoring and assist making midfielder? A player who is, like, totally awesome? Does he really think €35m is fair? I mean, he gave Inter Milan £40m and Samuel Eto'o for Slattern Bignoseavich. Even if Eto'o was in the last year of his contract he was probably worth a cool £10-15m so you're looking at a deal above £50m (note pound sign). And this is a man who signed Dmytro Chygrynskiy (copy and motherfucking paste dude!) for the best part of €30m and Dani Alves for €30m+ and he thinks €35m is 'fair' for Cesc? I think it would be fair to say, having examined the evidence in great detail, that we can come to one of two conclusions here: 1 - He's stupid 2 - He's a stupid fucking cunt If he really thinks €35m is a 'fair market price' then he's out of his tiny little mind. So much so that he's one of those people you would expect to see at 7am strolling through Parc Guell, when you're on your way home from a night out which involved playing football in your underpants on the beach, punching the air and growling like a dog with foam coming out of his mouth. Just to be clear that'd be him doing that, not you on your way home from underpants football (but fear not, the underpants had the Silver Surfer on them so you looked way cool). Arsenal have said quite clearly that we will not negotiate. Laporta says 'we're in negotiations'. I'm not sure he gets it. "So, you punching me in the face is part of the negotiation process?" *smack* *biff* *thwap* *splonk* "This negotiating is tough business". *frap* Anyway, I think we all know he's a complete tool. I do wonder what Cesc makes of the fact that they only value him slightly higher than a Ukranian centre-half who looks like he violates orphans. Repeatedly. If I were him I'd be highly offended indeed that they think a gibbon faced cunny like Dani Alves is worth more or less the same. How insulting can you get? The only way they could make it worse is by offering €36m for Denilson. Bottom line, before we move on here folks, is that Joan is Joanker. Simple as that. In other news Fabio Capello says Theo Walcott has not been the same player since his shoulder injury and that's why he didn't take him to the World Cup. The upside, of course, is that young Theo can spend the summer with his wise old Dad Bill Cosby and come back a better player next season. Fun times though with this World Cup business, eh? Drogba fractured his elbow. Untimely you would say. If only that had happened during last season. And instead of his elbow it was his spine. And instead of fractured it was 'ripped from his body by Grendel'. Football is full of what-ifs though. Blokey from Bordeaux is protective of Yoann Gourcuff and fair play to him. Arsenal fans know what it's like to go through the transfer mill over and over again. We're halfway milled now with Cesc so for Gourcuff to be linked with us and other teams must be annoying for them. What must be even more annoying is seeing Arsenal's official website adding legs to the rumours by putting Gourcuff on the 'transfer linked' section.

    PLEASE STOP TRANSFER LINKED. IT IS SHIT.

    I know lots of people have written to Arsenal about it. Yesterday they sent out a load of copy and pasted replies, and many of them were forwarded to me by Arsenal fans who complained. Here's a snippet:
    Of course we are taking your comments seriously and we are aware that Transfer Linked has been debated on the fans' sites and their messageboards. But at the same time, it is extremely popular content and received a positive response via comments on the major Arsenal Facebook group.
    And if any more evidence were needed that getting rid of it should be a matter of priority there it is. If there's anything worse in this world than Facebook I don't know what it is. Whatever Facebook says we should do the very opposite. I have a Facebook thing for Arseblog because, well, it doesn't make sense not to but that's annoying in itself. Facebook is worse than John Terry. Yes, I went there. It's the ruination of an entire civilisation. We would be much better off if Facebook was exploded or ensconced in a giant, spinning space mirror and sent off to the furthest depths of the universe to do battle with General Zod's giant, spinning space mirror. Using Facebook as a justification for something is like the old 'I was just following orders' excuse. Do the right thing, Arsenal, hold your hands up and replaced 'Transfer linked' with something better, like 'Pictures of Richard Clarke's poo in Lego©®' or something. And that's really about that. Having drunk all the rum in the world last night (this is entirely due to Mrs Blogs and the Mugsmasher demanding more mojitos every few minutes) I am now in dire need of bacon and eggs and possibly some bread. And more coffee. And then a beer. Bank holiday weekend here folks. Have fun.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/06/sunday-round-up-28/ Sun, 06 Jun 2010 09:00:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=903 Joe Cole to join Arsenal - Exclusive. Except it's not really that exclusive at all. The Daily Star had it as an exclusive a week ago. And I've mentioned him on the blog for some time now. Anyway, what is clear is that there's plenty of smoke with this one, how much fire remains to be seen. They say he's going to sign a 4 year deal after the World Cup and will probably earn a lot of money due to the whole Bosman/signing on fee paid over the duration of his contract thing. Due to the vagaries of transfers and the fact that anything can happen at any time I'm not saying anything about it until it actually becomes official. If he does come it certainly raises questions about a number of the current squad but let's cross that bridge when we come to it. Chelsea want to keep him but when a player and a club haven't already reached an agreement over a new deal, similar to William Gallas, you can be quite sure he's on his way somewhere else. Both the Mirror and the News of the World link us again with Fulham's Mark Schwarzer. The chatter about him certainly seems to be increasing but with the player on international duty in South Africa I don't suppose anything will be done until the World Cup is over. Or Australia's participation, at least. Also in the News of the World, Newcastle, West Ham and Celtic are after Sol Campbell. Had a quick look at the Spanish papers. There's stuff about Real Madrid being after Cesc now, but I suspect that's just Mourinho on a wind-up already. There's really nothing new bar the fact they're putting words in Cesc's mouth without him actually having said anything. El Mundo also has a big story about how Barcelona are after Gael Clichy, again though there's little that's concrete, just the bog standard transfer rumour (€17m). Maybe they think they might get a discount on Cesc if they buy our players in bulk. Is someone advertising the 'great Arsenal sale' in Spain? "Buy any World Class midfielder and get a free Polish goalkeeper!". As I said though, there's nothing new, they just have to keep talking about it. In AS there's a story about how Deportivo have targetted Carlos Vela but Arsenal will not sell. They quote Vela's agent:
    Deportivo is not the first team that has shown interest but I have spoken a little with Arsenal and they have said that there is no way that he will go to another club. Their position is clear and definitive. They said he is not for sale nor is there the possibility of a loan, so there's not much more to say.
    I suppose Arsene is hoping to see a different Vela next season. One who might produce more than he has up to now. At 21 time is still very much on his side but he's right down the pecking order at Arsenal, Chamakh's arrival doesn't help him much, and it's down to the player to show he's got what it takes. Whether he can do that is anybody's guess. He definitely needs to get his head down and work harder, that's for sure. And on that Mexican note I'll taco my leave for today. Enjoy your Sunday folks. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    More on Cesc + Senderos, Koscielny and Joe Colezzzzz http://arseblog.net/2010/06/07/more-on-cesc-senderos-koscielny-and-joe-colezzzzz/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:00:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=901 This is the news the men in charge at Barca wanted. They now see the possibility of Arsenal cracking and are determined to get their man. They hope they can get an agreement at around the £35m mark. Surely if Arsenal, who have said they won't negotiate at all, have put a fixed price on Cesc the possibility of 'cracking' isn't so much a possibility as a reality. And they can hope for £35m all they want. With the Catalans now publicly after Gael Clichy I imagine Arsenal will be even less willing to do any business. Xavi - big  mouthed cuntJust to highlight how accurate the information we have across all the media outlets is, The Mail also runs a similar story saying Arsenal want Barcelona to double their offer to £60m. Frankly, if I were in charge of Arsenal I'd double my response to then: Fuck Fuck Off Off Of course this comes on the back of Barcelona's chief mouthpiece, Xavi, wittering on for about the 50th time about Cesc's Barça DNA. Change the fucking record you big mouthed twat. I hope Big Phil gives him a boot in the teeth during the World Cup, that might shut him up for a little while. Although he'd probably go around in a Stephen Hawking wheelchair with his Speak and Spell ready to talk more about Cesc's Barcelona genes or Catalan molecules. And speaking of Big Phil he could be the first to join the Official Arsenal Centre-Half Exodus 2010 ©arseblog as Fulham are reportedly interested in bringing him to Craven Cottage. Not sure how he could be used as part of the Schwarzer deal though, seeing as he's a free agent. Robin van Persie is in good form pre-World Cup, scoring lots of goals in friendlies and generally not being broken up in bits. At the tail end of last season Arsene Wenger bemoaned his absence through injury saying van Persie could be as good as Messi, Rooney, Ronaldo and Malcolm Christie. Robin is nothing if not realistic, saying:
    I can see what the ­manager meant when he said those things. But I still think I am not in the same class until I have gone a long period without an injury. And I want to go through next season where I score 30 goals and have 20 assists. Only then I will turn around to the manager and say, ‘Yes boss, you are right’. But I admit that I have a massive desire to get to the level of Messi, Rooney and Ronaldo. And I’d rather do it today than tomorrow.
    Personally I wish he'd done it yesterday, I think last season would have been a bit different if he'd stayed fit, but it's the biggest if in football that one. I've always thought he's a remarkably talented player, he's just poxing unlucky with injuries. He's not a Michael Owen, for example, whose dodgy hamstrings ruined his career. He's suffered broken this and ruptured that and crucified the other, it'd be no less than he, or we, deserve for him to spend the rest of his career untroubled by injury. I hope he has a good World Cup and I do love the comments he makes about winning things with us. Also in today's Sun a story about another bid for Lorient (note lack of ') defender Laurent Koscielny. They say we've upped our bid and hope to sign the player before the World Cup starts. Quite what signing him before the start of the World Cup, in which he's not involved, has anything to do with anything is rather beyond me but there you go. He's hardly the big name defender we've been crying out for but surely his ability as a player is far more important than the bigosity of his name. I should point out now that I know nothing about his ability as a player, just making a general point. Andrei Arshavin, in his latest Q&A, says he's 'satisfied with everything' at Arsenal. He does seem to be attracting some weird, self-harming fans though. One day after the Sunday Mirror joined the Daily Star in exclusively revealing Joe Cole would be joining Arsenal, ESPN 'understands' that neither ourselves or Man United will bother due to Cole's excessive wage demands. The only thing I understand is that Joe Cole is a decent enough player but I don't think anyone is going to be staying up late at night praying to a God they believed in when they were little that he'd join the club they support. I mean, it worked for Charlie Nicholas and Arsenal but look how that ended up? Joe Cole will join some club after the World Cup, get paid a shit load of money, play some games, score a few goals, get beaten up at some party and then he'll retire and nobody will ever think about him again. It could be us. Right, bank holiday breakfast awaits, more tomorrow.]]>
    901 2010-06-07 09:00:59 2010-06-07 09:00:59 open open more-on-cesc-senderos-koscielny-and-joe-colezzzzz publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    A Tuesday grump http://arseblog.net/2010/06/08/a-tuesday-grump/ Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:00:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=899 Well, at least he wasn't a football agent. There is no more self-serving, duplicitous, rancid group of people on this earth than football agents. I know, we live in a world where the rich profiteer off the poor and buy football clubs in West London, where famine is still a reality, where politicians protect their developer and banker friends at the cost of an entire nation ... and then, at the very top, there are football agents. I read Yaya Toure's agent yesterday, saying:
    Arsene Wenger likes him and Arsenal are interested. If the conditions are good, everything can be finished soon. He could come into the Cesc deal and Barca and Arsenal are struggling to come to an agreement.
    This is the same agent who said just five days ago that his 'client' was all set for a move to England:
    We already have a closed deal, and all will be resolved before the World Cup.
    Clearly the realities of life are very different when you're a football agent. If a deal has already been closed then why is he now on offer to Arsenal? Arsene Wenger's interest in him is hardly a secret but Yaya Toure is the Sebastian Frey of midfielders. His name is linked with us every single summer without fail. And here we have an agent who has probably fucked things up somewhere and is now desperately trying to ensure he gets another big pay day by moving Toure to yet another club. A bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, parasite has juggled things around and dropped his balls. Now he's profile raising and using us to do it. He can go fuck himself - and Yaya Toure, a man who so casually dismissed Arsenal in the not too distant past, can join his leeching, mooching, perfidious agent in the same act. Pair of cunts. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Barcelona have admitted that the stories about Arsenal telling them to double their offer are, as we suspected, a complete load of shit. Joan Oliver, Barcelona's director of bollocks, said:
    They said they would not sell, it's logical therefore that they have not set a price for him. We made a formal offer. The only official response we have from Arsenal is that they are not ready to sell the player, for which it would be difficult for them to be putting a price when they say they are not selling.
    At least someone gets it. I mean, not to the point where they accept that we say what we mean and they go about the rest of their summer trying to figure out how to pay what they still owe for Ibrahimovic and Chygrynskiy, but it's something. Barcelona say they remain 'optimistic' but someone needs to tell them their glass is, in fact, half empty. As for us making a deal with potential president Sandro Rosell to sell Cesc in a year's time, I don't believe we'd enter into that kind of arrangement for one second. I can certainly accept there might have been some contact from Rosell who would be eager to try and maintain some measure of relationship between the two clubs. And while Arsenal might be willing to deal with someone who isn't a gigantic, ego-tripping cuntspanner like Laporta, I'm positive we would not do any kind of deal to sell Cesc in one year's time or anything else. I'm not saying we might not sell him if he does stay this summer but not in this way. And one more thing - bar one or two very noteable exceptions, why has the English press simply facilitated the tapping up of Cesc Fabregas by Barcelona? The continual and never-ending statements about the transfer from Barcelona officials and potential presidents, to Xavi's DNA obsession, it has been public and quite clearly against the rules. Where is the condemnation for the way Barcelona have behaved? Why is it more important for them to paint Arsenal a club in crisis rather than take Barcelona to task for trying to weaken English football? It's the exact same as Ronaldo last season or the season before. And Thierry Henry. And Patrick Vieira. These were world class players, the best players in the world in their positions, playing in England, ensuring the Sky money kept coming, the advertising and sponsorship revenue poured in and ultimately providing enough public interest for their cushy, well fed, press box jobs. Yet almost all of them are quite happy to get down on their spiral notepadded knees and suck the cocks of Barcelona or Real Madrid or whichever European giant comes calling looking for players who play in England. They laud the Premier League as the 'best league in the world' yet help clubs from abroad weaken it season after season. And the funny thing is their xenophobia is obvious (Eduardo's nasty foreign dive V Gerrard's forgiveable English dives) when reporting on the game here, yet it doesn't extend to clubs like Barcelona and Madrid who behave without conscience, decency or any regard for the rules. I can tell you this, the papers there would be quick to stick the knife in if Arsenal or United went after Spain's best players they way they do ours. Yet the cowards of the press boxes in England do nothing but make it easier for them. They regurgitate the speculative fiction spewed by Marca, El Mundo and co, then add fuel to the fire by making up stuff themselves - like yesterday's nonsense that Arsenal had told Barcelona to double their offer. For fucks sake, even Barcelona are making them look like cunts, and that takes some doing, let me tell you. So the next time one of these hacks writes an article about how this or that is ruining the English game, pay no heed, or even better, remind them of their complicity when it comes to transfer sagas like Ronaldo or Cesc, which result in the best players in England going abroad. Instead of protecting what they have, they actively seek to make it worse, just for a few more papers sold or a few more clicks on their run-of-the-mill, homogeneous website which just carries the exact same news as every other football website out there. Take a story from the wires, maybe re-write it a bit, add something in the final paragraph to put a 'personal' touch on it and publish. It's not even monkeys and typewriters. It's lazy, it's cheap and pathetic. Who can make the most clickable headline about Cesc's departure? Forget facts, forget the fact Arsenal have said they won't sell, forget the fact he has a contract, forget the fact Barcelona can't afford him, let's just try and send one of the best players in the world to a different league. Idiots. Online standards have fallen considerably in the race for hits and page views and ultimately providing content on the web isn't cheap. Let me rephrase that, providing good content isn't cheap. I know we're all used to getting our news online for free and I know many people are looking at Murdoch's decision to charge for access to the Times etc as a bad thing, but as more and more people use the web to get their news through their phones, their iPads, laptops and whatever else, how long can we realistically expect traditional media outlets to provide their content for free? They have to pay their staff, a couple of clicks on a Google ad doesn't do that. I'm the first to bemoan the quality of the majority of what's on offer, and I'm no fan of Murdoch, but if we want better content on the web, at some point we're going to have to pay for it. The alternative is the absolute takeover by the shite we're bombarded with at the moment. That's a whole other argument though. My initial point still stands though - Barcelona's behaviour does not merit the kind of coverage it has been given by the English press. They have acted disgracefully, using bullying tactics, subterfuge and handily placed hacks to further their goal at the expense of Arsenal, its fans, players, and even Cesc himself. And too few of the English press have criticised them for it, choosing instead to help stir the shit. Shame on them. Sorry for the rant, more tomorrow.]]>
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    The Official Arsenal Centre-Half Exodus 2010® begins in earnest http://arseblog.net/2010/06/09/the-official-arsenal-centre-half-exodus-2010%c2%ae-begins-in-earnest/ Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:00:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=896 Philippe Senderos yesterday became a cottager. He signed a three year deal with Fulham who have snapped him up on a free transfer. Philippe Senderos squashes Nemanja VidicRegular readers will know I've long had a soft spot for Senderos and I do feel we could have handled his situation a lot better. He was a bit error prone, as young centre-halves often are, and people always talk about how he wasn't able to cope with Drogba. I think it would be fair to say that when you look at the amount of goals Drogba has scored in the last few years, and against whom he has scored them, Senderos was hardly alone there. His Arsenal career effectively ended after the Champions League quarter-final against Liverpool and the manager's confidence in him seemed to wane dramatically. He spent a season on loan at AC Milan and came back to us when Vermaelen and Gallas were beginning their goalscoring partnership. He went to Everton on loan in January but played little due to injury. A fresh start was required and that's what he's got - I hope he does well there. At the same time though I just wonder if we might have handled things a bit better. I remember his Champions League debut against Bayern Munich. Watching in a bar in Barcelona he was thunderously awesome that night and I felt we'd found a real player. I think it was Tony Adams who revealed that Arsene was considering making him captain when Vieira left and in the summer of 2006 he was handed the number 6 shirt. That's how highly he was rated. I'm sure the plan was for himself and Kolo Toure to become the first choice centre-halves. The arrival of William Gallas put paid to that though and I think that was a big factor in subsequent events. Maybe he did find the pressure a bit difficult to cope with but remember he was a big part of the defence which got us to the CL final, there's plenty of pressure involved there. I might be a bit biased but my overall feeling is that Arsene could have dealt with things more adeptly. And when the manager goes out and signs a player like Silvestre, who at no stage in his Arsenal career ever did anything to suggest he was a better player than Senderos, you do have to wonder what he was thinking. When you see some players defended to the hilt for their calamitous mistakes it raises more questions. Why was Wenger so harsh with Senderos and Lehmann, for example, and so soft on Fabianski and Almunia? Why would he think a Man United cast-off was ever good enough for us? It's weird, really. Anyway, it's all water under the bridge now, good luck to Big Phil and I hope his career gets back on track. And the Official Arsenal Centre-Half Exodus 2010® continues apace as Phil's great nemesis, William Gallas, looks set to move abroad for a bit of Greek. I saw this first on Arsenal-Analysis and according to radio reports in France he's set to move to Panathinaikos on a 3 year deal. Yesterday it was announced that he has refused to talk to the press for the duration of the World Cup. Apparently this is a protest at Domenech or a protest at the French press or so as not to muddy the waters regarding his own future. Or something. It might even be something else and I'm sure if it is it's just as tedious as the others. Leaving aside the way he single-handedly ruined My Philippe's Arsenal career he's stained the legacy of a couple of real Arsenal legends. He and Kolo famously fell out and I think the biggest mistake of Arsene Wenger's time at Arsenal was making Gallas captain and the way he did it. Gilberto Silva found out via the press that Gallas had been given the armband and it turned out to be a most uninspired choice. When things were good he coasted along in the role quite well. When we needed our captain to stand up and be strong he threw a tantrum at St Andrew's and sat down on the pitch crying. We know from various things that have been said that he's not exactly the most popular man in the dressing room either. He made comments which were too caustic and far too public. With hindsight you can see that what he said probably had some merit but he went about it like a madman trying to remove a splinter with a blunderbuss. He was a good player on his day but he's not going to go down in the annals as a great Arsenal defender, not the way we've defended during his time here. And aside from all that we do love to talk about van Persie and Eduardo and all our other injury prone players, but in every season since he joined Gallas has spent a significant period on the sidelines. I never liked him when he was at Chelsea, I never really warmed to the bloke at all when he wore red and white, and while I'm not going to throw a party at his departure I won't be shedding any tears either. Enjoy the feta and the ouzo, William. So, assuming that Gallas story is on the money (and even if it's not he's definitely going somewhere), that's two down. Sylvester is, I hope, on the verge of signing for Doncaster or someone like that, leaving Sol Campbell as the other potential departure. As I said before what the manager wants from Sol and what Sol wants from Arsenal might well be different things. At this stage of his career he's looking for a decent amount of football. However, at this stage of his career he really shouldn't be anything other than 4th choice at Arsenal next season. Arsene might want him to stay but he might well choose to go somewhere he can play more than he would with us. That would mean our centre-half choices are Vermaelen and Djourou. No wonder the manager says on the end of season review DVD:
    The basic improvements that have to be made is defensive and with spending the right money. The right money is not necessarily quantity because you never know how much people want for the players you want. But what I mean by the right money is that we will not be scared to spend if needed.
    At this point it's not about being scared. I'd be running around like a drunk dad on Christmas Eve lashing loads of centre-halves into a basket and hoping a couple of them turn out to be ok. To be fair he's got time enough but you would have to hope that our targets are already identified and work on bringing them in has already begun. You don't need me to repeat the names we've been linked with over the last few weeks. We'll probably sign none of them anyway, but it's vital we get ourselves sorted out in this area sooner rather than later. And we've also signed a goalkeeper. Shame he's a 17 year old Argentine. You'll notice I've managed to get through this whole blog without mentioning **** ******** and that's the way it's going to stay. Mostly because there's nothing left to talk about this morning. Only two days till the World Cup though, that should help to pass some time. Till tomorrow, folks.]]>
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    Schwarzer - Gallas - Joe Cole and Sun prizes http://arseblog.net/2010/06/10/schwarzer-gallas-joe-cole-and-sun-prizes/ Thu, 10 Jun 2010 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=894 Chairman PHW says:
    We certainly have made an inquiry for him and they are not prepared to sell him, so we have gone away.
    And I hope we stay away. Not because of the player or his qualities but because we know what it's like to be hassled over a player you don't want to sell. I realise there's a big difference between a 23 year old and a 37 year old who might fancy a crack at the Champions League for a season or two, but if Fulham have been definitive then I think we should respect that and look elsewhere. Otherwise we're no better than Barcelona. And speaking of said 23 year old, PHdaWgnizzle said:
    We are not posturing at all. We are determined to keep Cesc.
    That he's on the front of the new edition of the Arsenal Magazine isn't exactly proof positive he's staying. It just means he's an Arsenal player at the World Cup and having him on the front will probably sell a few more copies. It probably would have been a story if he hadn't been on it. The conspiracy theorists could have had a very field day, their favourite kind of day, so while it's a vague positive it's not much more than that. I don't think our transfer business is tied necessarily tied to magazine covers. As fresh rumours emerge about Joe Cole signing for us after the World Cup, the chairman appears to have ruled out a move, saying:
    I had a long conversation with Ivan Gazidis, who had been with Arsene and his name never came up at all.
    Quite stunningly throwing people off the scent entirely. That's the Arsenal way. We're hardly going to come out and say 'Yes, he's a player we're interested in'. We simply don't do that. And saying his name never came up could mean all kinds of things. Like he's already signed and we don't need to talk about him, for example. Anyway, we'll see. I do take the point the article makes about having many of the same kind of midfielder (a bit mongy/Prisoner Cell Block H looking, injury prone, less than five feet tall), I just think there's too much smoke around this one to rule us out altogether. The Metro says we're going to offer him £150,000 a week, which really is too much money for anyone to do anything. I mean, I wouldn't turn it down but still. For that sort of cash I'd want at least two goals a game from him and a case of beer delivered to my house afterwards. Meanwhile, Arsene has spelt out his master-plan for next season:
    We need to be more steady defensively and concede less goals.
    Yes! I like it. None of your complicated tactics this, or inverting the pyramid that, simple, honest to goodness, old fashioned just don't let in as many goals as we have been. Why muddy the waters with convoluted, intrictate systems? Just do one thing better. Even our lot should be able to manage that. William Gallas, currently living the life of a Trappist monk, speaking only when necessary ("Fuck off, Evra. That is my seat on the bus"), has told France Football he's:
    Disappointed by the lack of consideration (respect) given to him by some of the board despite him having prioritised negotiations with Arsenal over the last few weeks for an extension of his contract.
    Boo-hoo. If it was such a priority why didn't he negotiate earlier? If he really wanted to stay at Arsenal something would have been done months ago. Strikes me that he let his contract run down, figured he'd get a rake of offers as he was clear to leave on a Bosman, and now those offers aren't coming in he's finger pointing at us. Apparently the Panathinaikos story is a non-runner too, but I don't really care where he ends up. Cheers to L'Ol'lie for the L'info. And staying on the France thing their World Cup camp is, apparently, in turmoil as senior players want Domenech to pick Diaby over Gourcuff and Thierry Henry over Sidney Gouvou. This suits me down the ground, sorry French readers, as I've got a hefty bet on a South American double in Friday's opening games. I fancy Forlorn to smack a couple of past the French and Vela to score 3 chips of varying beauty to beat the hosts. I stand to win a cool €31 so I hope you'll forgive me. I think we all know which Arsenal players are on World Cup duty. Arsene will hoping none of them get the final because of the way it affects a player's season afterwards, but he had words of comfort for Samir Nasri and Theo Wallchart who both missed out. It'll be interesting to see how they both respond. Theo will know he needs to play better for both club and country. Nasri too but he'll, perhaps, realise he's dealing with a grade 1 mentalist with Domenech. That doesn't mean to say he shouldn't go at things with the same determination and gumption that I'm sure Theo will, it's just a cheap dig at a man who believes in star signs. Finally for today I got an email from The Sun who have entered Arseblog into a World Cup sweepstakes for the top UK football bloggers (irony of which is most amusing). I don't know who any of the other contestants are, I don't seem to be able to find that out, but you can see a video of the draw they made here - Arseblog got Holland. So I'll be following the World Cup with even greater enthusiasm than before, hoping the Dutch finally fulfill their total football potential and so I can win the GRAND PRIZE. No, not £10,000. Not a page 3 girl. Not a year long subscription to Rupert's papers. Better than all that. An interview with The Sun's chief football writer Shaun Custis. As the man in the video says "Wow". I am almost speechless with the awesomeness of that prize. The thoughts of winning such a marvellous thing are making me all giddy so I'll leave it there for today. Come on Holland!]]>
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    Twitter twats + Wenger on Cesc & Cole http://arseblog.net/2010/06/11/twitter-twats-wenger-on-cesc-cole/ Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:00:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=892 Sepp Blatter is on Twitter now, perhaps Arsenal fans might like to, politely I should stress, ask him why he's got nothing to say about Barcelona's public tapping-up of our captain. Maybe he'll get the hump and flounce off like a big Mary too. Perhaps Xavi and Ingla might want to pay heed to the words of Arsene Wenger who said of Cesc:
    What is important is that Cesc has a great World Cup and that he comes back to Arsenal with a great desire to do well for the club. We want to keep our best players – that's my huge determination – I built this team for years from 16 and 17 years of age with most of the players. We want to continue to work with them because we feel we are very close, and strengthen the team in a very strong way.
    Doesn't sound to me like a man who is ready to negotiate or accept a miserly Barcelona bid. It's a long way removed from some of the definitive statements some people were making, suggesting Cesc's move was just a formality. The boss also added fuel to the Joe Cole fire by saying of the former Chelsea man:
    I like him as a player because when he played against us he always did a lot of damage. He can create impact through his creative play. He can dribble, he can pass, he can score goals.
    Sounds to me like we might be interested. I ignore yesterday's made-up exclusive, simply because it's all kinds of wrong. One minute he's signed a contract, the next he's agreed a deal 'in principle'. Pffff. Not suggesting that Cole won't join but I don't think we'll hear anything for sure until after the World Cup. I mean, if you believe the newspapers, he's signed for us about 4 times already. This morning's Mirror says we've upped our bid, again, for defender Laurent Koscielny. We've now offered £8.2m apparently, a cool £0.2m more than the last one. With William Gallas's destination of the day now Juventus we do need to get buying some defenders. Sol Campbell talks about the possibility of joining Celtic. The Scottish club are very keen, it seems, with new boss Neil Lenin willing to allow Sol time off to go on his honeymoon after his July wedding. As our first batch of players are back in pre-season training on July 6th this is obviously an issue for Sol and his Arsenal future. The more I think about it, the more likely I think it is that he'll be playing in green and white next season, not red and white. And from an Arsenal point of view that's about it, unless we look at the World Cup. Which we shall. There's Arsenal interest in tonight's late game between Uruguay and France. Bacary Sagna, Abou Diaby, William Gallas (spurious Arsenal connection, I know) and former great Thierry Henry could all start while Gael Clichy will be hoping, along with many of us, that Patrice Evra wakes up without his legs. In the first game Carlos Vela provides the Arsenal interest. I know I'm not really one for international football but I have to say I'm looking forward to this. Football, beer, football, beer, football, beer, football, beer, football, beer. As I'm out injured from real life football at the moment I'll have to live my life vicariously through the TV. And beer. Still, I'm sure Mrs Blogs is going to enjoy the World Cup just as much as I am. 30 days of football, what more could a wife ask for? Till tomorrow, folks.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/12/saturday-round-up-25/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 09:00:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=890 Everton's Phil Jagielka. He's a decent player and I'd certainly take him but I doubt Everton will sell. And at this stage I'd take just about anyone whose name I can spell with copy and paste, unlike that Lorient bloke. The same article suggests that Eduardo is up for grabs, which really wouldn't be a surprise. They name Aston Villa and Valencia as interested parties. I'd be sad to see him go, I have to say. That his Arsenal career was ruined by a piece of outrageous thuggery will always rankle, especially as he was beginning to really find his feet in English football, but the impact it's had on him has been clear to see. He looked bright and sharp at the beginning of last season and then the niggling injuries caught up with him. I watched Diaby's goal against Portsmouth the other day when Eduardo pushed the ball one way and ran the other around the defender. It was in sharp contrast to the Eduardo who looked like he was running through treacle as the campaign went on, and when at the end of the season he wasn't even getting a few minutes as a sub I think the writing was very much on the wall. I think Villa would be the wrong move for him, perhaps the slower pace of Spanish football would suit him better. If he stays with us all well and good, clearly the manager will see a place for him in the squad, but with Bendtner, Chamakh, van Persie and possibly Arshavin ahead of him, he might feel he's best off somewhere else. And another man who will find himself down the pecking order next season, if he's still around, is Carlos Vela. He played for Mexico yesterday and was fairly anonymous. One or two bright moments aside he didn't perform and was hauled off for a 37 year old who like he had eaten all the burritos. To be fair Mexico didn't play well at all and only a piece of ludicrous defending allowed them to equalise. And even then I think Marquez miskicked it. South Africa's goal, from Arsenal fan Tshabalala was a thing of beauty however, definitely the highlight of the opening day. Then came France v Uruguay. I've seen some terrible, boring, tedious games of football in my time but this was right up there with the worst of them. France were utterly awful, lacking in any kind of creativity or flair, Uruguay were just an average team who didn't have to worry about France at all. We saw the first red card of the tournament, a second yellow which could easily have been a straight red for a nasty tackle on Sagna. The Arsenal players on display did ok, people are talking about how well Diaby played, but in reality he was just the least worst guy on display in a shockingly awful game of football. He, at least, looked like he had a bit of drive about him, even if he was guilty of his usual array of sloppy passes in the opposition half. I know Thierry's legs have gone but if you chopped one of them off and replaced with a bockety old chair leg he'd be more effective than that Govou bloke. And not having the option of players like Nasri and Benzema meant France never looked like winning the game. All in all not exactly a classic opening day for the World Cup, let's hope for better today. We get our first look at Maradona's Argentina, which should be fun. He'll play Messi in goal and replace him with Claudio Cannigia or something. He's mental. And later England v USA should be very tasty indeed, especially now that John Terry is responsible for covering all the pelicans with oil. Talk about grudge match. Right then, that will have to do. I have to go for a run to test out my dodgy achilles. I hate running. It's rubbish. Still, Mrs Blogs will run alongside me shouting like Rocky's trainer inspire me to make sure I get to the end. Till tomorrow.]]> 890 2010-06-12 09:00:20 2010-06-12 09:00:20 open open saturday-round-up-25 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sunday blurt http://arseblog.net/2010/06/13/sunday-blurt/ Sun, 13 Jun 2010 09:00:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=888 boilked* this morning. A combination of beer, wine, champagne and more beer and B52s and more beer and some rum is quite a delicate mix, let me tell you. Arsenal interest in the World Cup yesterday was non-existent. South Korea looked quite good, Greece looked rubbish, Maradona looked he bought his suit in a bargain basement, the Nigerian keeper looked good enough in one game for everyone to say 'We should buy him!', and I didn't see any of England v USA but the result was no surprise. Watching YouTube this morning Robert Green's audition for 'Next Arsenal keeper factor' seems to have gone better than he could possibly have hoped. I fully expect him to battle it out next season with Fabianski, Almunia and Gary Sprake. The only real Arsenal connection to today's games is Mark Schwarzer who will play for Australia v Germany. He'll have to go some to do better than Rob Green, let's face it. Robin van Persie will play for Holland tomorrow, he talks about stuff here. See if you can spot the obvious mistake from Barcelona mouthpiece Joan Oliver. He says:
    This is a three-sided affair and the third side (Arsenal) have not expressed themselves in any way.
    Then he says:
    They have said that the player is not for sale.
    It's like Barcelona are the special needs football club, a bus full of window lickers spouting off every day. They say they'll try and close the transfer in South Africa because Arsene Wenger is there. I hope he approaches our manager and I hope Arsene nuts him then shoves a vuvuzela up his hole. Maybe then, as he walks away parping dolefully with each step, he'll know that we've expressed ourselves quite clearly indeed. PHW on Willy G (who is not my lover):
    His demands are extravagant and I don’t think we are prepared to go along with it. He is a good player, but you have got to draw the line somewhere.
    Quite right, sir. I'm told that on top of a million pounds a week Gallas asked for a half dozen quail eggs, a platinum plated quad bike and a mountain of his own. Footballers these days, I just don't know. Beyond that folks not a great deal going on. It seems to be a nice enough day here so I might make fire in my garden and cook things on the fire. Je suis un caveman.]]>
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    Keeper auditions continue + AW says Cesc is not for sale http://arseblog.net/2010/06/14/keeper-auditions-continue-aw-says-cesc-is-not-for-sale/ Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=886 instantly made himself the favourite for the number 1 shirt next season. It takes a special kind of talent to let a goal like that in. Schwarzer, knowing the pressure was on, conceded four as Germany went to town on Australia, but really only one of them was his fault. He came for a cross in true Fabianski style, allowing Klose to head home Germany's second. I thought he might have done a bit better for the first too but Podolski's shot was exceptionally strong. It was nice of Australia to allow Schwarzer to audition for Arsenal by ensuring he had no defence to speak of either, nice touch, Aussies. So the current crop of keepers should be cacking themselves as they watch the World Cup, not Manuel Almunia though. He says:
    I am not worried about the situation. I have seen what the papers are saying but I do not think it affects me. I have a deal signed with Arsenal and nobody at the club has given me a reason to question my future. Anyway, those mistakes are bog-standard. I can do much worse than that and I know Lukasz can too. Now, where's my house boy with another pineapple cosmo?
    There are still 15 keepers who the boss hasn't yet seen, this search for a new number 1 is not going to be easy. Meanwhile, we've heard from AW for the first time about the Cesc Fabregas situation. Arsene wasn't in much of a mood to discuss things at length, saying:
    I don’t need to talk about Cesc. He has a deal with Arsenal and we don’t want to sell him. I’ve spoken with Fabregas many times – as with all the players in the World Cup – but never about his future.
    Seems a little unlikely to me that the subject of his future hasn't cropped up at least one but it's good to see we're maintaining our public stance that he is not for sale. Last night Sandro Rosell was elected new president of Barcelona, which is interesting in a couple of ways. He was the only candidate urging financial caution, referring to Barça's mountainous debt and he's well aware it would take a huge amount of money for Arsenal to consider selling. Also, Rosell is the anti-Laporta, the two former friends are now best of enemies, and that could have an impact on the move for Cesc. However, Laporta remains in charge until June 30th so we're going to have to continue to listen to his shite, and as his reign is coming to an end I suspect his behaviour will get worse. He's got nothing to lose and he'll seek to increase the pressure on Arsenal in any way he can. Batten down the hatches, folks. Arsenal interest at the World Cup today revolves around Robin van Persie who'll be in action for the Dutch in the early game against Denmark (live blog here for those of you stuck in a tellyless environment). There's no Nicklas Bendtner for Denmark, which is a bit of a shame, but it could be a pretty tasty game nonetheless. Alex Song should play some part this afternoon for Cameroon but stories yesterday said he'd be on the bench as the Africans face Japan. And did anyone see the picture of Rigobert Song in the paper yesterday? And then it said he was 33. Erm ... he looks like Billy Ocean. Scary. Anyway, there's at least some Arsenal connection before the Italians bore the tits off us in tonight's game. So far the standard of football has been disappointing, I have to say. Only South Korea and Germany last night have stood out. Where's the Belgium v Russia (Mexico 86) of this tournament? Hopefully it'll happen today. I think we've all suffered enough already. Right so, easing ourselves back into the week. Have a good Monday, more tomorrow.]]>
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    New shirts and other stuff http://arseblog.net/2010/06/15/new-shirts-and-other-stuff/ Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:00:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=884 Twitter last night. Arsenal's new away kit Due to the fact it is not blue and especially not white, I have to say I like it. The maroon over blue piping isn't going down well with everyone but for the most part the reaction has been positive. I suspect this is because of the return of yellow and the fact that it is not blue and especially not white (which as we all know is the shirt colour of the worst kind of reprobate). Here's another pic via Bay Area Gooners (quite large) - and a gallery from the official site. The new kit is available from all good bookshops from July 13th. There's still no sign of the home shirt but some of the mock-ups going around have been very close and a return to proper white sleeves is surely all we need to bring trophies back. Who needs signings when you have a traditional Arsenal shirt? Ok, getting carried away here. Signings and a good shirt. Unstoppable. Oh yes. Actually, just saw this from @bozo_apparel on Twitter and it looks very, very close to what the new home shirt will look like. Moving away from fashion and back to football and any vague hopes we might have had that a change of Chief Cunt at Barcelona would stop the Cesc Fabregas stuff were a touch optimistic. Sandra Rosell is saying he'll sit down with Joan Laporta (heh, they all have girls names) and discuss where things are at. He says:
    I am sure that we can close the operation Cesc. The relations between the two clubs has been very positive and we must make sure this does not damage those relations.
    Erm, do you see that stable door there, Sandra? Yes. That one. The open one. No point closing it now because the horse is pegging it down the road towards Taragona. Meanwhile Cesc is talking only about the World Cup, as you would expect, and despite him being missing from the season ticket form (or something), Cesc's presence in the new away kit marketing is surely a sign. A sign that he's in the marketing pics for the new away kit, I know, but him not being there would definitely have given Conspiracy Joe something to shout about this morning. At the World Cup yesterday Robin van Persie and Nicklas Bendnter came face to face as Holland played Denmark. The Dutch won out, 2-0, in what was a game in keeping with most of the others in this tournament, dull and seriously lacking in quality. Bendtner was risked by the Danish coach despite not being fully fit, lasted an hour and had probably the best Danish chance of the game in the first half but headed wide. Robin looked a bit off the pace, as did most of his teammates to be fair, but I had expected a bit more from Holland. Later, Alex Song remained on the bench as Cameroon were beaten 1-0 by Japan. He had an excellent season for us but this had no impact on Paul le Guen who is clearly from the Domenech school of stubborn mentalist. He played Samuel Eto'o, one of the most lethal strikers in the world, on the right hand side for most of the game. Lunatic. Again the game wasn't much to shout about and last night's bore fest between Italy and Paraguay was little better. Perhaps it's just the opening round of games, teams are being too cautious blah blah, but so far the standard of football in this World Cup has been hugely disappointing. The only Arsenal interest today is Brazil who will probably play ex-Gunner Gilberto Silva. Beyond that I'm hoping Drogba is fit to face Portugal and that himself and Ronaldo run into each other, head first, at top speed. Brains everywhere! Update: Forgot Eboue, how on earth could that have happened? And, of course, I'm eagerly anticipating the football feast that New Zealand and Slovakia are sure to provide in the early game. The TV coverage and punditry is almost as poor as the football but when you have a former Arsenal striker leaving his phone on during the build-up to games then at least it provides a comedy moment or two - unlike Mark Lawrenson's risible attempts to crack wise during games. And that, my maroon cuffed chums, is about that for today.]]>
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    World Crap + Koscielny's agent talks http://arseblog.net/2010/06/16/world-crap-koscielnys-agent-talks/ Wed, 16 Jun 2010 09:00:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=882 As an Arsenal player, I like him a lot and he is our best player. But it is his decision. In modern football everyone goes somewhere and most clubs sell players. Everyone goes somewhere. It's that kind of analysis that could get Andrei an ITV pundit's job when he retires. Meanwhile, the Daily Mail is reporting that Laurent Koscielny has been asking Lorient to sell him to Arsenal. The player's agent, Jaime L'argent, says:
    Laurent told the Lorient president and coach that he wants to move to Arsenal come what may. It is hard to ignore interest from Arsene Wenger. Lorient's directors want to get over £8.3m from Arsenal. We have held talks with them, and with a sell-on clause inserted in the deal we are not far off agreement.
    I don't like that picture of him in the Mail though. He looks like he's on his way over to his brother Damien Duff's house. All a bit special. Or something. Still, he's a defender and we need some of them. While Arsene is in South Africa I hope Ivan Gazidis is out with his recyclable shopping bag full of centre-halves. He's just got to sort them out before we announce them to the world. That must be it. Right, I'm gearing myself up for another will to live sapping day of World Cup action. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Cesc warms the bench + transfer gossip and new fixtures http://arseblog.net/2010/06/17/cesc-warms-the-bench-transfer-gossip-and-new-fixtures/ Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=880 Sol Campbell on his future:
    I don't know yet where I will be playing my football next season. What I do know for certain is that I will be getting married this summer, then I am off on honeymoon, but I will be back on July 27 ready for pre-season training. I might still stay at Arsenal, but will need to talk with Arsene Wenger after the World Cup finals, and I have had an offer from Celtic, which I am giving serious consideration to.
    I think it's quite telling that he's been left in the dark by Arsenal, if we really wanted him for next season we would surely have tied something up by now. And his domestic arrangements, meaning he's not available for pre-season training until the end of July might also be a factor. Perhaps AW is waiting to see who else he can bring in this summer. The French chappy seems to be a runner and realistically Arsenal need another centre-half this summer, relegating Sol to 4th or 5th choice. If he really wants to play football I think he's going to have look elsewhere. With all eyes on the World Cup and not much call for summertime fabrication transfer tittle-tattle is thin on the ground. Still, the Mail links us with German midfielder Mesut Ozil who impressed for them against the Aussies the other night. The fact that he's in the last year of his contract may make things difficult though - we know how much Arsene Wenger loves a bargain. Why pay this summer for a player you can get for free the next, a la Chamakh? With Chelsea and Man City also watching him, and with both of those clubs prepared to throw money away because they have so much of it (remember City paid £16.5m for the thuggish Nigel de Jong in January 09 when they could have got him for free in the summer), it could well be too difficult if we really do have an interest in the player. The same article links us with Osasuna full back Cesar Azpilicueta, who we've been linked with before, and PSV's Ibrahim Affelay. More names to add the silly season list, I'd imagine. The Mirror reports on another wonderkid signing, this time it's a Dutchling called Kyle Ebecilio. The 16 year old will join us on July 1st, become another one of those names we all hear so much about, before being loaned to Doncaster in a couple of years and then released on a free in 2014. Probably. Finally for today the fixtures for the 2010-11 season are out and the rumours of an opening day trip to face the Mugsmashers were spot on. We'll be at Anfield on August 14th. I remember years ago we played them on the opening day of the season and got properly turned over, some time in the 80s? Anyway, Blackpool and Blackburn make up the rest of the month. The first clash with a 'big four' (whatever that is anymore) club comes on October 2nd away to Chelsea, our first game against Sp*rs is home in November and then United in and around the 11th of December before a very tasty Christmas fixture against Chelsea again. The run in isn't so bad at all with late enough games against United and Liverpool but plenty of winnable fixtures there too. Although we did say that last season and look what happened. Anyway, new fixtures always gets me a bit excited, the hope and optimism of a new season and a clean slate etc etc. Plenty to do between now and then, all the same. Right, I'll let you look at the fixtures in greater depth. I must do breakfast. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    More on the World Cup + Koscielny's car + Sylvester's fortune http://arseblog.net/2010/06/18/more-on-the-world-cup-koscielnys-car-sylvesters-fortune/ Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:00:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=877 tapping up SMS he's receiving from Messi and Co. Yesterday was quite a fun day at the World Cup. Argentina got the goals flowing with a 4-1 win over South Korea. They were excellent going forward but looked decidedly dodgy at the back (sounds familiar) which could make for some very entertaining games in the near future. I only saw the first half of Nigeria v Greece but once again a goalkeeping howler proved decisive. Vincent Enyeama (not "Onyemu", as the BBC's Colin Murray insisted on calling him) had been the stand-out keeper so far. He was quick, brave, made saves - then he went all Rob Green. The lengths these keepers will go to catch Arsene Wenger's eye is something else. And last night France showed the world why they ought to have made John Sitton manager, anybody but Domenech. They were entirely woeful, it's clear they're a broken camp, and with Mexico and Uruguay just needing to play out a classic 3rd group game draw to both advance it's clear they're going home early from this World Cup. Not too many people will be unhappy about that considering how they secured their place at the finals, I still find respected journalists painting a diddly-eye picture of Ireland to have a pop at the French a touch distasteful. It's not as if there isn't enough ammunition there to have a go at France on their own merits. No specific Arsenal connection to any of today's games. Germany v Serbia could be tasty early this afternoon and of course England play Algeria this evening. Not much going on in the way of Arsenal news. Centre-half target, Laurent Koscielny, has spoken about the potential move and says:
    It's a joy to be courted by Arsenal. I want to join this prestigious club. I told the board and they understood me. Everything has been fast for me. It takes a good bit of luck to not miss the right car.
    Perhaps something got lost in translation there. What does he mean 'the right car'? Like a train carriage? He's confusing me and he hasn't even joined yet. He'd better not talk in crazy riddles if we do sign him. I had a look at the Spanish papers for the first time in a while but there's really nothing worth talking about regarding Cesc. One story which did catch my eye was one involving Atletico Madrid. They're apparently chasing a Rennes right back and suggest we might be interested in him should Bacary Sagna move on this summer. His name? Rod Fanni. Marvellous. And apart from that the only news is that Sylvester looks to have found a new club. Hurrah! He's off to the middle-east to play for Al Jazira in Abou Diaby. They're going to pay him £4m a year which is thoroughly depressing. £4m a year to do what he does? I could do that for half the price. Oh well. Still, the forecast for the weekend is good, we should have some Arsenal players, and potential Arsenal players in action tomorrow, and there is wine in the fridge. Sorted.]]>
    877 2010-06-18 09:00:00 2010-06-18 09:00:00 open open more-on-the-world-cup-koscielnys-car-sylvesters-fortune publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/19/saturday-round-up-24/ Sat, 19 Jun 2010 09:00:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=875 Wenger found a few kinds words for me. It's given me a big boost. Arsene, meanwhile, has spoken for the first time about potential transfers, saying:
    We are not close [to signing anyone] at the moment. We are quiet. But there will be something happening before the end of the World Cup - certainly on the defensive side.
    All indications point to Laurent Kopyandpaste who now claims he has met with Arsene Wenger and everything went well. I can only assume that we met with him having been giving permission by his club and if we have permission to speak to him then some kind of acceptable fee must have been worked out. He's quoted as saying:
    I hope they don't set price too high. I've only had 1 top-flight season after all.
    It's a bit of a step up from the middle of Ligue1 to the top end of the Premier League and Champions League. Let's hope the boss has uncovered another Vermaelen and not a hybrid of the worst centre-halves we've seen - the dreaded Stepacyglaridis. If we do sign this chappy I hope he's the fella who's going to be hungry to try and get first team action ahead of the experienced, 26+ international we're also going to sign. As the search for a goalkeeper, who can keep goal and not give goal, continues the Mail says we have failed in our bid to land Mark Schwarzer. Oh well. I won't exactly cry too many tears over that one. We now have our beady little eyes on Italian Federico Marchetti who plays for Cagliari and is currently filling in for Buffon at the World Cup. The boss is also having a look at Argentina's Sergio Romero who plays for AZ Alkmaar but I don't particularly like his hair. That aside, he's not like the other South American keepers at this tournament who all appear to have a sideline career as jockeys. Maybe it's just me but they all look tiny. Arsenal interest today centres around Holland, who play Japan this morning. Robin van Persie will start for the Dutch, Monchichi Inamato may get on as a sub for the opposition. Then this evening it's Cameroon v Denmark. Will le Guen swallow his pride and play Alex Song? Who knows. If he does he could come up against Nicklas Bendtner who is, by all accounts, struggling to be fit for Denmark. And that's about that. I'm off to try and find some medicine. I know I've got some chewable morphine around somewhere. Have a good weekend.]]>
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    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/20/sunday-round-up-27/ Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:23:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=873 Nicklas Bendtner's equaliser against Cameroon was rather good, his run perfectly timed, his finish on the stretch most excellent. The Danes went on to finish 2-1 winners ensuring that Alex Song will be the first Arsenal player to head for home and to get some rest ahead of the new domestic season. In the other game in the same group Robin van Persie played for Holland as they beat Japan 1-0 in what was probably the worst game of the World Cup so far. And it's got some serious, serious competition for that. A Wesley Snipes goal sealed the deal for the Dutch. In the afternoon former nearly Arsenal star Harry Kewell was sent off for Australia but they hung on for a 1-1 draw against Ghana, for whom Quincy MD came on as a sub. Today sees Emannuel Eboue take on the might of Brazil, our alleged goalkeeping target Federico Marchetti will play for Italy while Slovakia play Paraguay. Not much in the way of spurious transfer rumours although the Daily Star says we're after another Ajax centre-half. Having signed Thomas Vermaelen last summer we're not apparently after his former teammate and international colleague Jan Vertonghen. I had a look around the Spanish papers but there's really nothing new there. Barcelona's top cunt in waiting, Sandra Rosell, has told Cesc 'Relax, we'll sign you', which is jolly nice of him. Unfortunately for Cesc we haven't said 'Relax, we'll sell you'. It's worth remembering that we've been through this kind of transfer saga before. Vieira to Madrid was DONE but then it wasn't. Henry was 'SURE TO SIGN' for Barcelona except that he didn't. What happened with both of those players is that they stayed one more year and were then sold like a hot snot the following summer. Vieira to Juventus just happened, Henry to Barcelona happened quickly, and I think the same could very well happen with Cesc. My only fear in that regard would be that his final season was like those of Vieira and Henry, not very good at all. And that's really about that. It's a beautiful Sunday. Why do you want to be stuck inside reading this anyway? Till tomorrow.]]> 873 2010-06-20 09:23:58 2010-06-20 09:23:58 open open sunday-round-up-27 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Wenger confirms Koscielny interest + WC round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/21/wenger-confirms-koscielny-interest-wc-round-up/ Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:00:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=871 Arsenal will finally give in, but I do not know when it will, therefore, we have to wait and let the professionals in charge do their work. Keep talking like that Mr Lady Name, I'm sure those sort of comments do nothing but make Arsenal more steadfast in their refusal to deal with your club, whichever girl-named twat is in charge. Arsene Wenger, meanwhile, has confirmed our interest in Laurent Koscielny. He says:
    There has been an approach for Koscielny and there still is one.
    Obviously things are going on behind the scenes there but if we can't manage to sign an inexperienced bloke from a mid-table French club I might start to get quite worried indeed. I'm hoping there's more happening too but I'm trying not to be greedy. Not yet, anyway. He also confirmed the departure of William Gallas, saying of his World Cup form:
    I don't know if Gallas has been perturbed by his departure from Arsenal. I knew he wouldn't be at 100 per cent for this tournament. The question for the manager is to know if he should have called up Gallas while knowing he's not 100 per cent. He's played 35 minutes in four months before here.
    Yeah, stoopid Domenech. Should have called up Koscielny. I hear he's the next big thing. Young striker Jay Simpson is in talks with Cypriot side Ammonia Knickersia according to the Daily Mail. He spent last season out on loan at QPR and did pretty well scoring 13 goals. Which would make you think that if it wasn't enough to secure a future at Arsenal ahead of two goal Carlos Vela it would at least make a few Championship clubs sit up and take notice. Not much else happening, I'm looking forward to seeing the Dear Leader's troops marshall Ronaldo to point where he burst into tears (or flames) this morning. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Shatner deal nearly done + WC round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/22/shatner-deal-nearly-done-wc-round-up/ Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=869 Francis Coquelin to Lorient for the season and you have to think that this has been done as part of the deal to take the Lorient player to the Grove. The Lorient coach, Christian Gourcuff, told L'Equipe:
    Laurent will leave. If Arsenal really want him, they will pay the right fee.
    I wonder did we have a little word with Mr Gourcuff about his son while we were talking? Anyway, the player's agent says it's just a matter of agreeing a fee now:
    I can confirm negotiations are ongoing between the clubs but I don’t know how close they are to finding a deal. Laurent has expressed his desire to move to Arsenal to FC Lorient and has expressed his view to Arsene Wenger. He wants to come and play for Arsenal, and it is up to the two clubs now.
    I suspect there's not a lot left to do. If Arsene has already spoken to the player then personal terms and everything else have been sorted. If we've agreed to give them Coquelin it's hard to think it's been done separately from the Koscielny deal. It's now down to Ivan Gazidis and his people to complete the deal and to then change Koscielny's name into something that actually sticks in my head so I don't have to copy and paste it every fucking time. I suggest Murphy. Or Shatner. There's more transfer tittle-tattle as sport.co.uk suggests we'll add to our motley crue by signing Rob Green and Joe Cole once the World Cup is over. As the England camp falls into disarray thanks to John Terry (the man who invented genetically modified foods), Joe Cole becomes a better player the more he doesn't play. As for Green, he's always seemed a bit error prone to me, which is probably why Arsene Wenger likes him. Meanwhile The Mail says we're looking at Russian left-back, Renat Yanbaev, 'amid concerns about Gael Clichy's future'. There's interest from Barcelona, which we've heard about, but for one reason or another I think we might be a touch reluctant to deal with them. It's interesting though, I think it might have been Andrei Arshavin who mentioned the possibility of Clichy leaving in an interview, so there's definitely something going on. It'd be nice if he could stay and rediscover the form which saw him picked in the team of the year thingy a couple of seasons ago. Young striker Luke Freeman could join Yeovil Town on loan. And that's about that for Arsenal news. At the World Cup we got our first glimpse of Cesc Fabregas and his manly beard. If I might just take a moment to wish plague and pestilence on ITV's Peter Drury who introduced him as 'Cesc Fabregas of Barcelona ...'. What a twat. I hope one of those killer fish that swims up your piss swims up his piss and lays eggs in his brain and balls and he explodes at both ends with millions of little killer piss swimming fish. The cunt. Spain won 2-0 and it sets up a very interesting game against Chile who overcame a Senderosless Switzerland 1-0. Earlier Portugal ensured the North Korean team will face a firing squad on their return as they won 7-0. Nice work, Ronaldo, you killer of men. Today sees the final group games in groups A and B. This afternoon France, dogged by revolution (har har), take on South Africa while Mexico and Uruguay will play out the draw that will see them both qualify. And this evening Argentina play Greece and Nigeria take on South Korea. I won't get to see this evening's games as I'm playing myself. Due to injuries, upcoming nuptials and old age we find ourselves with a serious striker shortage. This means I'm going to called into service up front, like some kind of Chris Whyte. Except white. I think I may take to the field in an evening suit, complete with dicky bow so, at the very least, people can say 'He's got a nice tux for a big man'. Sorry. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Ramsey - iPhone app - WC round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/23/ramsey-iphone-app-wc-round-up/ Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=867 I would be bitterly disappointed if we didn't win. We can do it. A quotation much in keeping with this World Cup. As exciting and interesting as Phil Collins. Yesterday saw France's campaign come to an end, putting more or less everyone out of their misery. A harsh red card for Yoann Gourcuff meant they were never going to have enough to get past the hosts and yet another Arsenal keeper audition resulted in a goal. This time Hugo Lloris gifted the first goal to South Africa. Gael Clichy was a bit unlucky with the second, he had one of those 'Where's the ball gone?' moments only to find it again just as their player whacked home number 2. France got a late goal from Malouda, set up by Frank Ribery - the most overrated player in the world. I thank whatever gods there might be that we never signed him. Not just because of his Stuart Downingesque skills but if I want to look at a gargoyle for 90 minutes I'll go stand outside Notre Dame. Honestly, I think the TV director was taking the piss with his constant super slow-motion replays of Ribery yesterday. Imagine we had replaced the dreamy Robert Pires with him. Doesn't bear thinking about. Diaby and Clichy played yesterday, I think they'll be glad to get away from the debacle that has surrounded Domenech and everything else, and they'll have had plenty of time to reflect on that during their economy class flight home, heh. Amy Lawrence writes about their World Cup disaster here. Last night Argentina ensured the Greeks went out and apologies to any Greek readers but I can't imagine the rest of the football world is too unhappy to see the back of such a defensive team. South Korea overcame Nigeria to be the second team to qualify from that group. Today, of course, England expects. Will John Terry take his quest for revenge to the next level by accidentally scoring a last minute OG? I wouldn't put anything past that man. You have to think England will be too good for Slovenia but then most people thought they'd be too good for Algeria and were quite wrong. They need to step it up to go through. The USA face Algeria and could go through with a draw if England don't win. All the action at 3pm there. Later on it's Germany v Ghana, which could be a cracker, while Australia play Serbia. No Arsenal players on show at all today. Back to Arsenal briefly and there's some good news regarding Aaron Ramsey who is now running again after that abhorrent visigoth Shawcross snapped his leg in two. Slowly, slowly, and all that, there's a lot of rehab to go through yet, but it's encouraging news all the same. And the AST has the low down on ticket sales, season tickets, club level renewals etc. It's positive news, especially in the current climate, but the people spending that money will expect to see investment in the team and the issues we currently have addressed before the new season begins. Arseblog iPhone  appFinally for today those of you with iPhones will be glad to know that the Arseblog app has been given a bit of an update. Rocky's original app went a bit Space Shuttle, crashing on start-up. The reins have been handed over to Simon and that particular issue has been fixed. He's also added a 'suggest a feature' button from within the app itself, so if you have any feedback or you think there's something the app should contain just let him know. You can also get in touch via his website. The app is available to download now via the iTunes app store. There is also an Android app available via the Marketplace thingy. Sorry for Blackberry users but no Blackberry genius has offered to make one so you can hunt him down and call him names. And Nokia rejected a homemade app, made via their website, for 'offensive content'. Must have been a Sp*rs fan doing the checking. Right so, till tomorrow.]]> 867 2010-06-23 09:00:38 2010-06-23 09:00:38 open open ramsey-iphone-app-wc-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Schwarzer linked again - Cesc - World Cup http://arseblog.net/2010/06/24/schwarzer-linked-again-cesc-world-cup/ Thu, 24 Jun 2010 09:00:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=865 this story in the Mirror about how we've upped our bid for Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer.
    Arsene Wenger is set to win his battle for Mark Schwarzer - after going back with a fresh £3.5million bid. Wenger sees Schwarzer as the experienced keeper he needs to steady his defence and also not block the progress of his youngsters coming through the ranks.
    Which all makes perfect sense to me but it comes a few short hours after Schwarzer made another big mistake in Australian's World Cup game against Serbia. It was Fabmuniatastic in it's woefulness, adding to the error he made against Germany in the first game of the tournament. Now, I'm not saying he's a terrible goalkeeper or anything like it, just that it's typical that the story about us buying him comes after another high profile cock-up. Full disclosure: I am somewhat grumpy at Australia this morning as they rather bollixed up my accumulator yesterday. Anyway, if the story is true at least it shows we're trying to do something about the problem position between the sticks - even if the joke about them playing badly to get noticed is a bit tired and a bit too truthy for my liking. Meanwhile, as another tiresome Catalan loudmouth talks about Cesc Fabregas joining them this summer, Matt Slater on the BBC examines the whole situation and makes a lot of sense, which is more than most articles about this whole saga have done. Looking at the finances of both clubs is the most important part of this - Arsenal are in good shape and have no need to sell, Barcelona have been chucking money about, owe plenty and simply can't afford the kind of fee it would take to get Arsenal to sell our captain and best player. Laporta's reign of terror comes to an end on June 30th, whether he'll try and make another play for Cesc remains to be seen. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see it happen, his ego demands that he's the one who does the deal. I don't think he's that interested in whether or not Cesc plays for Barcelona at this point once he's the one who gets the credit for bring him 'home'. I'm ignoring parasites (sites, geddit? *sigh*) like Goal who are running stories about Pep Guardiola being Cesc's idol because we know this already. We have known this forever and a little bit before that. It'd be kinda like me talking about how James Blunt ought to be covered in wasps and beaten about the place with a witch's broom. It's just common knowledge. In the final little bit of transfer tittle-tattle today, William Gallas is on the verge of joining Juventus. I remember when Chippy joined Juventus. It burned. It left in me a deep loathing of black and white stripes, hence that incident with those zebras that time. No, I refuse to elaborate. When Vieira joined them it stung a bit too. This time I feel nothing. Update: According to L'Equipe Gallas has turned down Juventus and his options are one more year with us or a move to Panathanaikos or PSG (via @benlyt). World Cup - well England are through after a better performance against Slovenia but it still wasn't convincing. The USA's late winner send them into the knockout stages as winners of the group so England face Germany on Sunday. Very tasty indeed for us neutrals. There's Arsenal interest today as Holland face Cameroon. Song v van Persie but with Cameroon playing for little else than pride it could be a relatively easy day for the Dutch. In the other game in that group Denmark face Japan but Nicklas Bendter is a doubt. It looks as if they're nursing him through the tournament which can't be good news for us really. Paraguay v New Zealand and Slovakia v Italy are the afternoon games, with no real Arsenal interest in either. And that's about that. Thursday already? Where does the time go?]]>
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    Gonna have fun in the city http://arseblog.net/2010/06/25/gonna-have-fun-in-the-city/ Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:09:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=863 Robin van Persie scored. Earlier in the day Paraguay were given a pass to the next round after promising never to subject anyone to the kind of 0-0 draw they had to witness against unlucky New Zealand who go home having not lost a game. And Italy, in the best game of the tournament so far, were beaten 3-2 by Slovakia, finish bottom of their group and have failed in spectacular style to mount any kind of defence of their title. Mama mia! Funnily my Italian chum who works for Juventus (seriously) did not respond to my text of commiseration last evening. We watched the 2006 World Cup together when we were in Barcelona and man does he take it seriously. "Porca troia!" this and "Figlio di puttana!" that. Maybe his phone ran out of battery though. That must be it. So that leaves just Cesc, Robin, Emmanuel Eboue and Carlos Vela as Arsenal players at this World Cup. We should see Eboue this afternoon as Ivory Coast play North Korea. Later this evening Spain play Chile in what promises to be a cracker of a game. Chile have really looked the part so far and Spain look to have found a bit of form. I'm looking forward to this one and hopefully Cesc will play a part at some stage. Back on dry land and I'm ignoring the Mail story about how Cesc has reaffirmed his desire to leave. I suspect this is manufactured stuff, both from the side of Laporta who is desperate to do the deal before June 30th and from Agent Orange who, much like his dad, likes to leak stuff to the Mail who are happy to do his bidding. Meanwhile, new boy Marouane Chamakh wants us to sign his former teammate Yoann Gourcuff, saying:
    It would be terrific if Gourcuff joined Arsenal.
    Well, perhaps it would. Gourcuff is a much better player than this World Cup has shown and various reports suggest he and Frank Ribery had a falling out during the whole crappy player revolt thing. Ribery apparently taunted him for wanting to actually train. The idea that someone who looks like a pig's abortion would have the nerve to taunt anyone about anything amuses me but there you go. Nevertheless, it's probably not terrific for Bordeaux and their fans to hear a former player talk this. We've had it before, for example when Hleb left to go to Barcelona he said much the same about Cesc because he wanted somebody to hold his hand and help him order ice-cream, and it's irritating in the extreme. So if Chamakhattack wants to express these thoughts to Arsene Wenger all well and good but I think public declarations like that should not be the Arsenal way. Especially when every day there's another Barcelona player lining up to metaphorically slurp on Cesc's mickey. It's just not right. The Laurent Koscielny is almost done by all accounts, it's only being held up by the fact that Arsene Wenger has left his Blackberry at home. Which sounds a bit odd to me. Why doesn't he just go to the local Blackberry store in SA and pick up another one? Or, given that he probably has some kind of mobile communication device with him, why can't someone at the Arsenal end give him a tinkle and say 'Here's the crack, whaddya reckon?'. And cheers to Pez and Jakub who emailed me to tell me that Koscielny's surname is church related so we could call him Laurent Placeofworship, Laurent Church or Laurent Confessional, all of which are easier than his name which I still can't make stick in my head. Koscielny. Koscielny. Koscielny. One day, I know I can get this. Bob Wilson talks to sport.co.uk about all kinds of stuff, from his playing days to the coaching at Arsenal and the current situation:
    At this moment in time to pacify fans I think there will be a senior goalkeeper brought in.
    Erm, comforting. Surely the idea of bringing in a 'senior goalkeeper' would be to make the team better, not pacify fans. Anyway, we shall see. And even though there are some unfortunate pictures of football's juggiest crisp salesman it's in aid of the Willow Foundation, a charity with which Arsenal fans are very familiar. And that is really that. Have yourselves a jolly acceptable Friday. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/26/saturday-round-up-22/ Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:44:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=829 Speaking to the official website Arsene Wenger revealed the news we've all been waiting for:
    We will sign a player soon
    Which is a bit like saying it'll be Sunday soon or the new season begins shortly. Of course we'll sign a new player soon. Otherwise we're mental. And for all our faults I don't think we're completely mental. Not yet anyway. He went on:
    We do not want to come out with names before we announce it. Keep faith in what has always worked well for us and that is to keep it secret as much as we can.
    Secret, like Chamakh. Good thinking. I mean, we can say as little as we want about Koscielny but when his agent is saying it's more or less done only for Arsene's forgetfulness when it comes to his gadgets, pretty much everyone at Lorient talking about it and the player himself saying 'I want to go to Arsenal' it's not as if anyone's going to be completely shocked. Unless, of course, we sign somebody entirely different at which point I will doff my cap to the manager and say 'Well played, sir'. There's no question our defence needs a good sorting out, like a teenager who has been given a serious talking to on a number of occasions with little effect, it now needs a good boot up the hole and clip round the ear. Koscielny could very well be a good player, I haven't seen him play at all, but I do wonder if he's immediate first XI material. There are those who will say 'Look at Vermaelen, he came in and did the job straight away', which is very true but let's not forget that Vermaelen came in and did the job alongside a vastly experienced player like Gallas. For all his faults and dodgy mohicans he was a player who had been there, done that, worn the t-shirt, sat on the pitch crying like spa and everything else. Koscielny is just one year out of Ligue 2 and may well turn out to be a top defender, I just think that to provide him, and us, with the best chance of success we need to be looking at someone with more experience also. And speaking of experience the boss says there's no news of Sol Campbell's future which leads me to believe something. Quite what that something is I can't say. Either it means we're looking for someone else and will revert to Sol if we can't find them, or Arsene doesn't want to upset him before his wedding. You have to think that if he was really part of the plans we'd have sorted something out with him before now. Maybe we're saving the offer as a surprise for his wedding. Like when they read out the telegrams: To Sol and Mrs Sol, all the best, wishing you a happy life together, love Arsene. PS - pre-season training started three weeks ago you lazy cunt. We shall see. At the World Cup Spain are through but I'm finding it very difficult to enjoy them. Torres' dive last night and the ref's decision to send off the Chilean were both disgraceful and I look around their team and see all these players who are only at the World Cup so they can convince Cesc to sign for Barcelona. These Catalans don't care if Spain win or not. I can see through their scheming ways. Cesc got a half an hour or so last night, del Bosque still, for some reason, preferring the awful Busquets in midfield, and Spain won 2-1. Chile also go through as Switzerland couldn't get the goal against Honduras that would have taken them through. It's probably for the best, Chile have been entertaining and they have a fantastic madman as coach, the Swiss are fairly dour. Earlier in the day Eboueland beat Roneryopia 3-0 but still go out of the tournament, while Brazil v Portugal was 90+ minutes of my life I will never get back. It was to football what Tracy Chapman's Fast Car is to music - so dull and tedious it makes you want to self-harm. The only good bit was when Felipe Melo, an Arsenal target dontcha know, took revenge on Portugal's Pepe after a nasty challege. He waited and then creamed him out of it with a shoulder. I know we should all be admiring the beautiful game but a bit of good old fashioned revenge is nice to see too. Pepe's stamp on Melo's ankle was red card worthy and if the ref lets you down sometimes you have to go a bit Charles Bronson. The knockout stages start today. There's no specific Arsenal interest in either game but Uruguay v South Korea and USA v Ghana could be fun to watch. Let's hope the knockout rounds increase in quality from some of the crap the group stages has dished up. Right, I have to go kill a spastic bluebottle that has been buzzing around my office and can't find the door or the window. Have a good Saturday.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/26/saturday-round-up-23/ Sat, 26 Jun 2010 09:08:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=861 Speaking to the official website Arsene Wenger revealed the news we've all been waiting for:
    We will sign a player soon
    Which is a bit like saying it'll be Sunday soon or the new season begins shortly. Of course we'll sign a new player soon. Otherwise we're mental. And for all our faults I don't think we're completely mental. Not yet anyway. He went on:
    We do not want to come out with names before we announce it. Keep faith in what has always worked well for us and that is to keep it secret as much as we can.
    Secret, like Chamakh. Good thinking. I mean, we can say as little as we want about Koscielny but when his agent is saying it's more or less done only for Arsene's forgetfulness when it comes to his gadgets, pretty much everyone at Lorient talking about it and the player himself saying 'I want to go to Arsenal' it's not as if anyone's going to be completely shocked. Unless, of course, we sign somebody entirely different at which point I will doff my cap to the manager and say 'Well played, sir'. There's no question our defence needs a good sorting out, like a teenager who has been given a serious talking to on a number of occasions with little effect, it now needs a good boot up the hole and clip round the ear. Koscielny could very well be a good player, I haven't seen him play at all, but I do wonder if he's immediate first XI material. There are those who will say 'Look at Vermaelen, he came in and did the job straight away', which is very true but let's not forget that Vermaelen came in and did the job alongside a vastly experienced player like Gallas. For all his faults and dodgy mohicans he was a player who had been there, done that, worn the t-shirt, sat on the pitch crying like spa and everything else. Koscielny is just one year out of Ligue 2 and may well turn out to be a top defender, I just think that to provide him, and us, with the best chance of success we need to be looking at someone with more experience also. And speaking of experience the boss says there's no news of Sol Campbell's future which leads me to believe something. Quite what that something is I can't say. Either it means we're looking for someone else and will revert to Sol if we can't find them, or Arsene doesn't want to upset him before his wedding. You have to think that if he was really part of the plans we'd have sorted something out with him before now. Maybe we're saving the offer as a surprise for his wedding. Like when they read out the telegrams: To Sol and Mrs Sol, all the best, wishing you a happy life together, love Arsene. PS - pre-season training started three weeks ago you lazy cunt. We shall see. At the World Cup Spain are through but I'm finding it very difficult to enjoy them. Torres' dive last night and the ref's decision to send off the Chilean were both disgraceful and I look around their team and see all these players who are only at the World Cup so they can convince Cesc to sign for Barcelona. These Catalans don't care if Spain win or not. I can see through their scheming ways. Cesc got a half an hour or so last night, del Bosque still, for some reason, preferring the awful Busquets in midfield, and Spain won 2-1. Chile also go through as Switzerland couldn't get the goal against Honduras that would have taken them through. It's probably for the best, Chile have been entertaining and they have a fantastic madman as coach, the Swiss are fairly dour. Earlier in the day Eboueland beat Roneryopia 3-0 but still go out of the tournament, while Brazil v Portugal was 90+ minutes of my life I will never get back. It was to football what Tracy Chapman's Fast Car is to music - so dull and tedious it makes you want to self-harm. The only good bit was when Felipe Melo, an Arsenal target dontcha know, took revenge on Portugal's Pepe after a nasty challege. He waited and then creamed him out of it with a shoulder. I know we should all be admiring the beautiful game but a bit of good old fashioned revenge is nice to see too. Pepe's stamp on Melo's ankle was red card worthy and if the ref lets you down sometimes you have to go a bit Charles Bronson. The knockout stages start today. There's no specific Arsenal interest in either game but Uruguay v South Korea and USA v Ghana could be fun to watch. Let's hope the knockout rounds increase in quality from some of the crap the group stages has dished up. Right, I have to go kill a spastic bluebottle that has been buzzing around my office and can't find the door or the window. Have a good Saturday.]]>
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    Eduardo on his way? Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/27/eduardo-on-his-way-sunday-round-up-2/ Sun, 27 Jun 2010 09:08:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=859 The Mail reports that Arsene Wenger has told Eduardo he's surplus to requirements and that the Crozilian is likely to be sold this summer. As with any transfer story, in fact as with any story in the Mail, it's worth taking with a pinch of salt but it would be no surprise if there was a good deal of truth to this. He had an abysmal time last season, between injury and being condemned as the worst man ever to take the field after his tumble against Celtic. It was sad the way it ended because he had started in decent form, scoring 4 goals in the first 8 games. The leggy, sluggish Eduardo we saw, in snippets, at the end of the season was in stark contrast to the one who set up Abou Diaby with a terrific burst of pace against Portsmouth. Towards the end of the season he was a permanent sub, rarely getting on, even when he was needed. Something went wrong somewhere, that's for sure, and the arrival of Chamakh certainly lowers his place in the pecking order. Towards the end of last season Arsene did his usual job of talking up the player, saying he was regaining his fitness/sharpness and that we'd see a better Eduardo next season. However, he also said:
    He is very important but I will assess that situation and sit down with him before the end of the season, you want to see as well how he feels. He is 27 years old he wants to play.
    A reasonable hint that he would be willing to let him go. Obviously we'll have to wait and see what pans out but with if he does leave he'll be a player that I will always have regrets over. I had one of those feelings about him, visions of him scoring loads for us, and then along came Martin Taylor and all the damage that caused, physically and mentally. Anyway, let's see what happens. The News of the World are this morning linking us to Danish sensation Christian Eriksen. The Ajax midfielder is the youngest player at this World Cup and apparently he's impressed Dennis Bergkamp. Quite how that means we're after him I don't know but he's certainly a talent. Whether he's one for this season or not remains to be seen. Robin van Persie talks about his role in the Dutch team as the lone centre-forward. He says he's learned a lot playing at places like Blackburn. Good job the Dutch don't have a Polish goalkeeper then (I know). And that's about that. In the World Cup yesterday I missed the Uruguay Korea game but the South Americans came through and Danger Here said I should be watching their centre-halves. Did I miss something there? In the evening game Ghana remain Africa's final representative as they beat the USA 2-1 in extra time. If the Americans had a striker worth talking about they could really have gone further in this tournament, Ghana's scary looking Asamoah Gyan showed Altidore how to do it with a display of power, pace and rocketman finishing. Today we've got a rather exciting day of football ahead. England v Germany is always fun and then it's Argentina v Mexico this evening. Carlos Vela may be fit again to take part in the battle of small left footed strikers against some bloke who scored a few for Barcelona B or something. Right, enjoy the day's action and what looks like a nice day outside (as you sit inside to watch football). Till tomorrow.]]>
    859 2010-06-27 09:08:09 2010-06-27 09:08:09 open open eduardo-on-his-way-sunday-round-up-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Eduardo on his way? Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/27/eduardo-on-his-way-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 27 Jun 2010 10:41:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=826 The Mail reports that Arsene Wenger has told Eduardo he's surplus to requirements and that the Crozilian is likely to be sold this summer. As with any transfer story, in fact as with any story in the Mail, it's worth taking with a pinch of salt but it would be no surprise if there was a good deal of truth to this. He had an abysmal time last season, between injury and being condemned as the worst man ever to take the field after his tumble against Celtic. It was sad the way it ended because he had started in decent form, scoring 4 goals in the first 8 games. The leggy, sluggish Eduardo we saw, in snippets, at the end of the season was in stark contrast to the one who set up Abou Diaby with a terrific burst of pace against Portsmouth. Towards the end of the season he was a permanent sub, rarely getting on, even when he was needed. Something went wrong somewhere, that's for sure, and the arrival of Chamakh certainly lowers his place in the pecking order. Towards the end of last season Arsene did his usual job of talking up the player, saying he was regaining his fitness/sharpness and that we'd see a better Eduardo next season. However, he also said:
    He is very important but I will assess that situation and sit down with him before the end of the season, you want to see as well how he feels. He is 27 years old he wants to play.
    A reasonable hint that he would be willing to let him go. Obviously we'll have to wait and see what pans out but with if he does leave he'll be a player that I will always have regrets over. I had one of those feelings about him, visions of him scoring loads for us, and then along came Martin Taylor and all the damage that caused, physically and mentally. Anyway, let's see what happens. The News of the World are this morning linking us to Danish sensation Christian Eriksen. The Ajax midfielder is the youngest player at this World Cup and apparently he's impressed Dennis Bergkamp. Quite how that means we're after him I don't know but he's certainly a talent. Whether he's one for this season or not remains to be seen. Robin van Persie talks about his role in the Dutch team as the lone centre-forward. He says he's learned a lot playing at places like Blackburn. Good job the Dutch don't have a Polish goalkeeper then (I know). And that's about that. In the World Cup yesterday I missed the Uruguay Korea game but the South Americans came through and Danger Here said I should be watching their centre-halves. Did I miss something there? In the evening game Ghana remain Africa's final representative as they beat the USA 2-1 in extra time. If the Americans had a striker worth talking about they could really have gone further in this tournament, Ghana's scary looking Asamoah Gyan showed Altidore how to do it with a display of power, pace and rocketman finishing. Today we've got a rather exciting day of football ahead. England v Germany is always fun and then it's Argentina v Mexico this evening. Carlos Vela may be fit again to take part in the battle of small left footed strikers against some bloke who scored a few for Barcelona B or something. Right, enjoy the day's action and what looks like a nice day outside (as you sit inside to watch football). Till tomorrow. ?]]>
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    Das ist eine wine glass und ich drinke dich http://arseblog.net/2010/06/28/das-ist-eine-wine-glass-und-ich-drinke-dich-2/ Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:04:26 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=856 gscully Twittered at me last night: If Blatter is so against modern technology, what the fuck is he doing on twitter? A very good point indeed. Nevertheless, the row about the goal that wasn't will do nothing but take away from the real issue which is that England were fucking shit. We'll hear this and that about foreign players and foreign managers but it all boils down to the same problem that football in these islands has had for years - foreign players are far, far better technically. They learn a different game as kids, they're not stuck on a full sized 11-a-side pitch at 9 years of age and told that passion and spirit are what will win games. They learn to pass, control the ball, move off the ball, retain possession, slow things down and not do everything at 100mph. Technical ability counts at this level, having players who don't think they're the best in the world is a good thing too. The BBC commentator who said "You look at this German team and think about who would get in the England team and you have maybe 1 player" summed it all up. I mean, seriously. How about 11? Regardless of the 'goal' England were played off the park yesterday. Germany were fantastic, clinical and well organised. England were a shambles and while fingers will be pointed at Capello it seems odd to me that a successful manager wherever he has gone is the one to blame. Look at John Terry first, a man so pumped up by his ego he neglected the basics and cost England goals yesterday. Why does Wayne Rooney never play against us the way he did for England? He's always brilliant. It's the players and the nonsensical expectation levels that exist around the England team that brought about yesterday's defeat. Not dodgy officiating. That's not to say something shouldn't be done about it because clearly it should. We have the technology, the resources and the know-how and to continue blindly on like luddites is just stupid. We don't play with pig skins and laces anymore, do we? I think we have to accept a certain amount of human error in the game and I'm definitely opposed to measures that would stop the flow of the game, but there's no reason why goal line technology is not part of the game right now. Dodgy offsides are one thing but it takes seconds to see whether the ball has crossed the line or not. Refusing to deal with this makes a mockery of the sport. Even yesterday's officials knew it had gone over yet they couldn't do anything about it. If Blatter is so entrenched in his way of thinking that he won't countenance a proper look at technology then football needs a better man in charge. Anyway, back to Arsenal and Joe Cole says he wants to sort out his future as quickly as possible. On yesterday's display I hope he goes to Sp*rs. And that's about that. I'd better leg it before the ESB man flicks the switch. Have yourselves a good Monday. I'm off for Ibubreakfast.]]> 856 2010-06-28 09:04:26 2010-06-28 09:04:26 open open das-ist-eine-wine-glass-und-ich-drinke-dich-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Das ist eine wine glass und ich drinke dich http://arseblog.net/2010/06/28/das-ist-eine-wine-glass-und-ich-drinke-dich/ Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:32:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=821 gscully Twittered at me last night: If Blatter is so against modern technology, what the fuck is he doing on twitter? A very good point indeed. Nevertheless, the row about the goal that wasn't will do nothing but take away from the real issue which is that England were fucking shit. We'll hear this and that about foreign players and foreign managers but it all boils down to the same problem that football in these islands has had for years - foreign players are far, far better technically. They learn a different game as kids, they're not stuck on a full sized 11-a-side pitch at 9 years of age and told that passion and spirit are what will win games. They learn to pass, control the ball, move off the ball, retain possession, slow things down and not do everything at 100mph. Technical ability counts at this level, having players who don't think they're the best in the world is a good thing too. The BBC commentator who said "You look at this German team and think about who would get in the England team and you have maybe 1 player" summed it all up. I mean, seriously. How about 11? Regardless of the 'goal' England were played off the park yesterday. Germany were fantastic, clinical and well organised. England were a shambles and while fingers will be pointed at Capello it seems odd to me that a successful manager wherever he has gone is the one to blame. Look at John Terry first, a man so pumped up by his ego he neglected the basics and cost England goals yesterday. Why does Wayne Rooney never play against us the way he did for England? He's always brilliant. It's the players and the nonsensical expectation levels that exist around the England team that brought about yesterday's defeat. Not dodgy officiating. That's not to say something shouldn't be done about it because clearly it should. We have the technology, the resources and the know-how and to continue blindly on like luddites is just stupid. We don't play with pig skins and laces anymore, do we? I think we have to accept a certain amount of human error in the game and I'm definitely opposed to measures that would stop the flow of the game, but there's no reason why goal line technology is not part of the game right now. Dodgy offsides are one thing but it takes seconds to see whether the ball has crossed the line or not. Refusing to deal with this makes a mockery of the sport. Even yesterday's officials knew it had gone over yet they couldn't do anything about it. If Blatter is so entrenched in his way of thinking that he won't countenance a proper look at technology then football needs a better man in charge. Anyway, back to Arsenal and Joe Cole says he wants to sort out his future as quickly as possible. On yesterday's display I hope he goes to Sp*rs. And that's about that. I'd better leg it before the ESB man flicks the switch. Have yourselves a good Monday. I'm off for Ibubreakfast.]]> 821 2010-06-28 09:32:04 2010-06-28 09:32:04 open open das-ist-eine-wine-glass-und-ich-drinke-dich publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug A dream signing + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/29/a-dream-signing-news-round-up-2/ Tue, 29 Jun 2010 09:03:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=854 Laurent Koscielny is on his way. The clubs have apparently agreed a fee having somehow communicated with a Blackberryless Arsene Wenger and it could be wrapped up later this week. And speaking of Joe Cole Señor del Twitch down the lane wants to gazump us, apparently. Maybe it's just me but I get a huge stench of Sylvester off the Joe Cole thing. I know Cole is younger and probably still has a couple of decent years left but it's very much like being offered a meh sandwich with a side order of pfff. As Fabio Capello identifies Jack Wilshere as a player for the future of England it'll be interesting to see what happens with him this season. We're told the loan spell at Bolton has done him plenty of good, regular football and all that, and the sooner we get him properly blooded in at Arsenal the better. I suppose this is what bringing through local players is about. His DNA might not be 100% Arsenal but he's unlikely to return 'home' to play for Stevenage Rovers one day. At the World Cup Robin van Persie played for Holland yesterday as they beat Slovakia 2-1. He got taken off with about 10 minutes to go and really wasn't happy about it but to be fair he didn't have a great game. The Dutch are interesting, they don't ever seem to play really well but never look threatened by the opposition. Efficient. Last night Brazil gave Chile a 3-0 spanking with former Gunner Gilberto Silva pulling the strings in midfield. It's left a lot of people wistful about him wondering if he could still do a job for us. To be honest I don't think so. I think we might have kept him another year but at this stage he's not the most mobile and the Premier League would be too quick. Nice to see him do well for his country though. Today Paraguay play Japan which could be fun and then tonight it's the Iberian derby as Spain play Portugal. We might get a bit of Cesc in that one and it'll be interesting to see how Spain cope with Portugal's solid as a rock, boring as fuck, defence. That's all later. Now it's toast time. Laters.]]> 854 2010-06-29 09:03:22 2010-06-29 09:03:22 open open a-dream-signing-news-round-up-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug A dream signing + news round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/06/29/a-dream-signing-news-round-up/ Tue, 29 Jun 2010 09:17:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=819 Laurent Koscielny is on his way. The clubs have apparently agreed a fee having somehow communicated with a Blackberryless Arsene Wenger and it could be wrapped up later this week. And speaking of Joe Cole Señor del Twitch down the lane wants to gazump us, apparently. Maybe it's just me but I get a huge stench of Sylvester off the Joe Cole thing. I know Cole is younger and probably still has a couple of decent years left but it's very much like being offered a meh sandwich with a side order of pfff. As Fabio Capello identifies Jack Wilshere as a player for the future of England it'll be interesting to see what happens with him this season. We're told the loan spell at Bolton has done him plenty of good, regular football and all that, and the sooner we get him properly blooded in at Arsenal the better. I suppose this is what bringing through local players is about. His DNA might not be 100% Arsenal but he's unlikely to return 'home' to play for Stevenage Rovers one day. At the World Cup Robin van Persie played for Holland yesterday as they beat Slovakia 2-1. He got taken off with about 10 minutes to go and really wasn't happy about it but to be fair he didn't have a great game. The Dutch are interesting, they don't ever seem to play really well but never look threatened by the opposition. Efficient. Last night Brazil gave Chile a 3-0 spanking with former Gunner Gilberto Silva pulling the strings in midfield. It's left a lot of people wistful about him wondering if he could still do a job for us. To be honest I don't think so. I think we might have kept him another year but at this stage he's not the most mobile and the Premier League would be too quick. Nice to see him do well for his country though. Today Paraguay play Japan which could be fun and then tonight it's the Iberian derby as Spain play Portugal. We might get a bit of Cesc in that one and it'll be interesting to see how Spain cope with Portugal's solid as a rock, boring as fuck, defence. That's all later. Now it's toast time. Laters.]]> 819 2010-06-29 09:17:55 2010-06-29 09:17:55 open open a-dream-signing-news-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug The Official Arsenal Centre-Half Exodus 2010® about to get busy http://arseblog.net/2010/06/30/the-official-arsenal-centre-half-exodus-2010%c2%ae-about-to-get-busy/ Wed, 30 Jun 2010 09:02:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=852 the Greens Paraguay while Spain's 1-0 win over Portugal did not feature Cesc for even one second. On Twitter a lot of people suggested Cesc (our newly crowned player of the year, btw) would have to get used to this if he went to Barcelona this summer. Personally, I don't think he'd spend very much time on the bench if he did go. He's too good a player to sit on his hole. I did think Spain could have used him, what with Portugal's Blackburnesque defence but there you go. Eventually Dayvid Vil-la got the goal that puts them through the quarter finals. Back at home and there's a few little bits and pieces beginning to happen. Today is June 30th, I suspect the deals for Gallas, Sylvester and Sol Campbell all expire after today and the latter took a trip to Glasgow yesterday to meet with Celtic. Apparently they're prepared to offer him a two year deal and regular football, which is certainly more than he'd be offered at Arsenal. While I enjoyed his comeback last season and the way it made things a bit more right about his time at the club, if he really wants to play football he'd be mad to turn Celtic down. He'll be 36 in September and with the best will in the world he'd really have been little more than a bit part player with us. So if he goes and the two Frenchies leave we're left with quite a centre-half shortage. If we accept that Koscielny is going to sign it means we've got him, Vermaelen and the rather injury prone Djourou to choose from. There's really not a great deal of experience there. After that you're looking at youngsters like Nordtveit and Bartley and frankly that's just not enough. Which is why I think we'll have to sign another centre-half and why I think this centre-half needs to be experienced, preferably in the Premier League, and have the kind of qualities (footballistically, as Arsene likes to say, and leaderishly, as I like to say) to make sure we've got a solid unit at the back. Who that might be is anybody's guess but given our record with injuries and the fact that our defence is an area that needs serious work, I can't believe Koscielny will be our only signing there. I should point out that I am available for around £10,000 a week. My birth cert (purchased via ObafemiDocuments.co.uk/realage) confirms my age at a mere 24. Rangers Algerian centre-half Madjid Bougherra says:
    I heard that Hamburg and Arsenal are interested through the papers, but there is nothing official as yet. For me, it is also time for payback because I don't think a lot of people remember that I played in the Premier League with Charlton.
    Quite right, Magic. Not a lot of people do. Or if they have they've blocked it from their memories. The other day The Mail ran a story saying that Arsene Wenger had told Eduardo he was 'surplus to requirements' at Arsenal. Today The Mirror says Eduardo has told his agent he wants to quit and go somewhere else, with Aston Villa mentioned as a possible destination. I think he'd be mad to go there - a move to Spain would probably suit him down to the ground and I can't believe there won't be clubs there willing to make a bid for him. If English football is the problem why go to Villa? Wherever he goes, and I think it's kind of inevitable now, I hope it works out for him. It would make you wonder if another striker is on our agenda though. There was talk yesterday from Inter Milan's troublesome Mario Balotelli who said he was glad to hear Arsenal were interested in him, but we know that kind of stuff is ten a penny during the summer months. It means little. Nice striker from Nice Loic Remy would like a move to Arsenal as well. Also in The Mirror, Newcastle are interested in taking midfielder Henri Lansbury on loan for the season, which I suppose would be no bad thing for him, and for us, to see how he copes with Premier League football. It's interesting how clubs are doing this now. It used to be a very continental thing, loaning players to clubs in the same league to properly gauge their ability, it's becoming very much the norm in Engalnd, certainly for Arsenal, now. Having been released by those quimbashing snotgobblers at Barcelona, it looks as if Thierry Henry is off to the MLS (hat tip to Robixsmash). And that's about that. Our pre-season training starts next week, the players not on World Cup duty will be back running laps and doing that thing where the trainer shouts "1" and you jump for header and such. Sophisticated training methods, I know, but that's the way it is at the top level. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    New kit + Cesc + Mertesacker and stuff ... http://arseblog.net/2010/07/01/new-kit-cesc-mertesacker-and-stuff/ Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:01:31 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=850 I have to say I like it. Proper white sleeves. It's Arsenal. A couple of observations though. The socks could have a bit more red to them but I suppose that's just nit-picking. And the second is that Alex Song looks disconcertingly like Adebayor at first glance. This can't be good. He should change his hairstyle at once. I think a flat top like yer bloke from Cameo would be the way to go. Apparently this new kit is super fantastic and made from recycled plastic bottles (scratchy!) and does all kinds of cool things like make you run faster, leap higher, more attractive to the opposite sex and enhances your cooking skills. And you thought it was just another shirt? Thomas Vermaelen says:
    These days the environment is really important for the world and it’s good that Nike cares about that.
    Yes, I too think it's important so that when the handicapped 6 year olds take their 20 minute lunch break from their 21 hour shift stitching the shirts in Nike's underground sweatshop lair they have clean air to breathe. I kid, I kid. They don't get a lunch break. Meanwhile, Cesc Fabregas has apparently been talking about life at the World Cup and his Arsenal future. He's not happy at being on the bench for Spain and there are those who think if he goes to Barcelona he'll have to put up with the same kind of thing. I don't think that's the case at all but he did speak about Arsenal, saying:
    I haven't said that I will definitely leave Arsenal. Everything is possible. Now I have my head and my focus on the World Cup. I am very proud to be captain of Arsenal and I love the club and have respect for them. It gave me such pride to be made captain.
    Hurrah, there's a straw and I, for one, am going to clutch at it like I have never clutched before. Obviously there's plenty of life left in this story and we'll just have to wait and see what happens. Perhaps the coolness of our new home shirt, compared to the dull duotone of Barcelona's, will swing things in our favour. Probably more effective would be signing some good players, a revolutionary concept which may yet make its way to the Arsenal, and this morning's Sun reckons we've got our eye on a couple of centre-halves to add to our dwindling collection. With the deal for Koscielny almost done and Sol Campbell more or less saying his wedding is more important than football, we need more defenders. They reckon we've upped our bid for Everton's Phil Jagielka to £10m while also eyeing-up Germanian beanpole Per Mertesacker (racketeer sperm!). Of course it'll probably turn out to be that Algerian chap who nobody's heard and who costs £76.99 and comes with a half ton of dates but a man can live vicariously through The Sun, can't he? Nah, come to think of it, he'd be much better off not doing that at all. It's all gone quiet at the World Cup but the word coming from the Dutch camp is that reports of a row between RVP and Rob Schneider are wide of the mark. How could anyone fall out with Rob? Rob Schneider is a carrot ... Anyway, there's not much more going on. As it's July 1st I'm expecting a load of announcements from the club today regarding players whose contracts have expired. Official goodbyes to those players should pop up and who knows what else? Not me, that's for sure. And I won't be around to tell you tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the day after that. I'm taking off for a few days so I'll leave you in the capable hands of Tom. Thankfully there aren't any matches (although we've proved once and for all Tom's no jinx) so I for one look forward to some quality blogging and how he copes with the double-deal taking Cesc and RVP to Barcelona in return for Rafa Marquez as well as the club's sale to a consortium led by T*ddy Sh*ringham will be fascinating. Take it easy, see you next week.]]>
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    It's dead, Jim http://arseblog.net/2010/07/02/its-dead-jim/ Fri, 02 Jul 2010 09:00:24 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=848 848 2010-07-02 09:00:24 2010-07-02 09:00:24 open open its-dead-jim publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Saturday summary http://arseblog.net/2010/07/03/saturday-summary/ Sat, 03 Jul 2010 09:09:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=846 846 2010-07-03 09:09:46 2010-07-03 09:09:46 open open saturday-summary publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Sunday shenanigans http://arseblog.net/2010/07/04/sunday-shenanigans/ Sun, 04 Jul 2010 09:04:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=843 boilk. I do apologise for the tardiness of today's post, but it's really not my fault. Honestly. See, what happened was that I - completely innocently - asked a couple of friends over for dinner. I took photos at their wedding a few weeks ago, and they got back from their honeymoon (in Zanzibar, the bastards) last week, and last night they were coming over to see how the pictures had turned out. So naturally I was nervous. That wasn't the problem though. The problem was that they brought champagne. I know I'm not going to elicit much sympathy complaining about my champagne hangover, but really, I think that's what did it. I mean, I frequently drink entire bottles of rum, and when the rum's run out, move on to gin until that's run out too, also having had delicious wine with dinner, but those of you that know me will know I'm just not posh enough to drink champagne as often as I really deserve to. I know - it's hard to believe for me too. Perhaps the weirdest thing is that Mrs Tom is now berating me since the alarm on my phone, which I so diligently set to wake me up so I could come here and write this post for you people, either didn't work, which is how I remember it, or as Mrs Tom says, went off four times between now and 9am, and eventually I said "fuck that, I'm not getting up". I just have no recollection of that which means either she's lying, or there's something wrong with my memory. I know which I prefer to believe. Champagne, people. You have been warned. Anyway, yesterday's football. Erm. Well, I watched Germany v Argentina. It was before my champagne-wielding guests turned up and totally ruined my evening (and today's blog). I have to say that was a bit of a turn up. I remember that Argentina had struggled to qualify, and everyone was worried that the tournament would be the worse for not having Messi and his chums to entertain us, but yesterday you could see why they almost failed to qualify. Their defending was absolutely shocking, with at least two of the goals conceded being ones that you could - sadly - imagine the current Arsenal team losing. Dimichelis had talked before the game about how he wouldn't be able to go home if he defended like The World's Most Detestable Footballer, but he defended pretty much the same way he did in the Champions' League final, and it produced the same result. Not that it's fair to single him out though - the entire defence were shocking. One of the most disappointing thing about this World Cup is how the supposedly big players have almost all totally failed to shine. Rooney (heh), Kaka, Not-the-real Ronaldo, and now Messi have ruined the tournament with their total lack of respect for my need to see awesome skillz. Granted, Messi was possibly Argentina's best player yesterday, but that's really not saying much. As for players that have lived up to the hype, Spain's David Villa scored the goal that sent his team into the semi-final. I have to apologise again for my evening and next day ruining friends and their Champagne, since it was their fault I wasn't able to watch the game in full, but what I did see was mostly Spain, with Paraguay looking threatening when they did get the ball. They even had the ball in the Spanish goal at one point, with it being disallowed for reasons that were beyond me. The sound was off on the TV, but it seemed like they were saying that the officials thought that someone had flicked it on when they patently hadn't. Anyway, I suppose that's not the big talking point of the game - I did see the penalties too. Paraguay had their own, that Casillas saved, before Xavi Alonso scored with his first, and then was made to re-take it in one of the most picky pieces of refereeing ever. Some people encroached into the D on the edge of the penalty area (and even just into the box). I can understand that being a problem if the penalty is saved and then scored on the follow up, but how does it make any difference at all if the penalty is scored? Stupid decision. Anyway, Alonso took it again, and the goalie made a good save, before completely taking out Cesc as he was following up. It was the most obvious pelanty you'll ever see, but to have awarded a third spot kick would've been ridiculous, so the ref didn't bother. To be fair to Spain, they didn't lose their heads as other teams might've done, kept at it, and eventually scored off three posts from two shots. Paraguay didn't offer much after that from what I saw, and probably the most interesting thing was learning that Sarah Jessica Parker was eligible to play for Spain. I'm not sure whether it's her parents or her European heritage that qualifies her to play for Spain, but it's nice to see her make the effort and actually turn up at this World Cup. Some of the other so-called stars could learn from her example. And with that, I'm going to leave you to go and nurse my poor, Bollinger-powered hangover, go and do the whole hunter-gatherer thing, and marvel at Arseblogger's continued ability to produce quality content day after day when I know he drinks like I do. Thank God he doesn't drink Champagne that often either. Until next time, Arsemates. It's been my pleasure, as ever. And I shall have words with my pals and explain to them that they must not ply me with Champagne next time.]]> 843 2010-07-04 09:04:34 2010-07-04 09:04:34 open open sunday-shenanigans publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Into, and by into I mean 'out of', the (south) west. http://arseblog.net/2010/07/05/into-and-by-into-i-mean-out-of-the-south-west/ Mon, 05 Jul 2010 09:03:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=841 Being bashed around by 12 foot high waves in the Atlantic off the south-west tip of Ireland appears to be some kind of magical therapy. Words like 'refreshing' and 'invigorating' more or less describe the sensation but not fully. Being ragdolled about the place by the freezing cold sea sounds like a poor idea when your head feels like it's made from 100% pain molecules but it's most definitely worth it. I realise for many people this is a long way to go to get rid of a hangover but I cannot, with any great assurance, make the same claim for other seas, oceans or channels. Thanks to Tom for holding the fort in my absence. I suspect that the waters off the Scottish coast would have a similarly curative effect but knowing Tom I doubt very much if wild horses could drag him to throw his carcass in. He just wakes up late then complains about it. And who am I to argue with that? While away I have, of course, kept up with Arsenal via Tom powered Arseblog and there's really little of note going on. Yer chappy Koscielny will sign at some point and that seems to be about the size of it. This morning's Mail says Sporting Braga have offered us their goalkeeper, Eduardo, who was pretty decent in the World Cup. For some reason they'd rather he joined us than Genoa. We can only speculate as to why. Either they don't like Genoa or they don't like us. Either way they're clearly bitter people and we should stay well away from them. And no week would be complete without some Barcelona player talking about Cesc. This time it's his beardy pal Pique who says:
    The World Cup has not been a good thing for Arsenal. It has meant that he has been spending every day with myself, Xavi, Andres Iniesta and Victor Valdes – and he has made his feelings very clear to us.  I think already in his heart he is wearing a Barcelona shirt next season.
    So while it's tedious to have to listen to this, and if I were Cesc I'd be a touch aggravated that so many people continue to speak on my behalf, it's not terribly encouraging from an Arsenal point of view. I don't think you need to be a genius to realise he genuinely wants to join Barcelona this summer but I think he's realistic enough to know a deal between the two clubs will be no easy thing. I have to admit I'm rather torn by the whole thing. On one hand I'm loath to give in to Barcelona's bullying tactics and to lose a player I rate as one of the best I've ever seen in an Arsenal shirt, on the other I'm realistic enough to know that keeping a player who doesn't want to be at the club rarely works out for the best. Arsene's got his work cut out for him with this one, he really does. I did manage to catch bits and pieces of the World Cup. I missed Germany's demolition of Argentina but was in the right place at the right time for all the penalty antics. The competition went mad for the spot kicks and the crazy missing and re-taking and hitting the bar. Marvelous fun. As Argentina go out Lionel Messi talks up Theo Walcott and says England made a mistake not taking him. I think Theo got lucky there. He's come out of the World Cup with his reputation enhanced. It'll be a confidence boost hearing Messi talk like that about him ahead of the new season. The semis are quite tasty too. Germany v Spain will be a fascinating contest and I think the Germans have got more than enough to trouble the Spanish. In the other game Robin van Persie will be fit to play against Uruguay and I think he's got a goal or two coming. A Holland v Germany final would be my preference at this stage. Anyway, as things wind down in South Africa hopefully they'll pick up closer to home. The new season is just under 6 weeks away and you still feel there's plenty of work to be done to ensure we've got a squad that's able to compete again. Fingers crossed lots of that is going on behind the scenes right now. Right, breakfast time. It's nice to be back. Thanks again to Tom. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Start as you mean to go on http://arseblog.net/2010/07/06/start-as-you-mean-to-go-on/ Tue, 06 Jul 2010 09:00:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=838 He says:
    I still feel quite bad in my groin. Sadly it hasn’t been better during my holiday, like I expected it to giving it nothing but rest. And that worries me a lot. I had hoped and counted on, that a total break from football and training would heal the injury, but it hasn’t happened. It doesn’t feel good at all. Some ­mornings I can hardly get out of bed. It is not the best way to return to Arsenal like this, but the club and I have to get to the bottom of my problem now.
    Now, I'm no expert by any means, but it strikes me that, you know, going off at the end of the domestic season, training every day with Denmark and playing in the World Cup might have something to do with it. A total break from football, for me, generally doesn't include the biggest international tournament in the world. Denmark played their last game just under two weeks ago and it's pretty obvious they were nursing Bendtner through the games. He really wasn't fit and he's coming back to us with his groin ... erm ... bollixed, if you'll pardon the pun. I mean, I understand it from a Danish point of view and from Bendtner's point of view but it's not much good to us, is it? The further Holland go in this tournament the less likely it is that Robin van Persie will be ready for the start of the season. He'll need some kind of holiday to recover a bit (although given how much time he's had out in recent seasons he should have a stockpile of energy like an EU grain mountain) and that leaves us a little light on striking options if Bendnter's injury is as serious as it sounds. Fingers crossed it's not as bad as all that but when it comes to injuries I find it's helpful to err on the side of doom so that when the megahellasuperdoom diagnosis is made it doesn't seem so bad. Meanwhile, Barcelona are stepping things up their pursuit of Cesc Fabregas, who is preparing to start the semi-final of the World Cup. New Head of Annoying Arsenal, Sandra Rosell, went schmoozing with the ladies in Cesc's life, his mother, girlfriend and sister, while there are reports of a 'secret meeting' between Cesc and Pep Guardiola at the Spanish training camp. Secret meeting is probably just newspaper hype, Guardiola was there to see the Barcelona players involved in the World Cup and that he wouldn't speak to Cesc at all is unthinkable. What was said remains anyone's guess. However, with Arsene still in South Africa and both Rosell and Guardiola out there, it would be no surprise if some kind of meeting were to take place. I hope Arsene goes fully armed with vuvuzela and simply parps it every time they try and speak. In seriousness though it's something we have to sort out one way or the other sooner rather than later. The public statements we've made have been quite definitive and not open to much in the way of interpretation but it hasn't stopped them at all. We've got a new season to prepare for and doing so with such a cloud hanging over our best player and our captain is hardly ideal. And speaking of the new season Thomas Vermaelen says:
    This year it did not work out, but we have a lot of good players and a good team with a lot of quality. We have to continue what we have been doing, we are working hard. I am convinced that next year we can win trophies with this team.
    I think if more of our players had the same attitude as Vermaelen, and a few others, then trophies would certainly be realistic. Fran Merida talks about how he had no hesitation in leaving Arsenal and hints at 'circumstances' making it easy to do so. I would imagine those circumstances include him not really getting too many first team opportunities. Perhaps he was a little hasty, he's still quite young, but other players of the same age have been given more playing time so I suppose he felt he was being overlooked. It'll be interesting to see how he gets on in La Liga this season. The latest on Laurent Koscielny appears be that he was at the club yesterday getting his photos done and a deal should be announced shortly. I'm told he'll wear number 6 and Young Guns reckons he was training with the kids yesterday. Official announcement imminent, I expect. The latest goalkeeper linked is Monaco's Stephane Ruffier. I've now officially lost count of the number of keepers we're never going to sign. Finally, the Arsenal USA online store might need to check who's in charge of ordering new goods. I think they might have got this one a bit wrong (via Alexthemonkey). And that's more or less that for today. The first batch of the first team are back for pre-season today. I hope they enjoy two hours of laps. Till tomorrow.
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    Numbers - Free Agents - Begging Spaniards - Rumours http://arseblog.net/2010/07/07/numbers-free-agents-begging-spaniards-rumours/ Wed, 07 Jul 2010 08:58:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=836 'requested a squad number change. This has yet to be approved by Arsenal FC'. Many are speculating he wants the number 10, which would suit him, but with William Gallas officially a free agent I don't know why there'd be any trouble in giving it to him. Maybe he wants 9 and the club are waiting to see what happens with Eduardo. It's odd that he'd want to change after all this time but there you go, footballers are funny folk at the best of times. Also, I understand that as well as Gallas, Sylvester and Sol Campbell are officially free agents as well, meaning they're free to sign with whomever they desire. Even Arsenal should an offer be forthcoming but I think only Sol might, and I stress might, be a recipient there. And now for Cesc. Barcelona have been talking about his transfer again. Sandra Rossel said:
    The Cesc issue has been made very public and has been complicated because a lot of expectations have been put on the purchase price.
    In which case he ought to have a quiet word his old pal Laporta, most of his boardroom team, Xavi, Piqué, Pedro, Iniesta, Messi and all the other players who have felt the need to speak loudly and publicly about the whole situation. Arsenal did not make it public, Barcelona did. No point complaining now, but then I don't think he's actually complaining. It was a deliberate tactic from the Spaniards which has rather backfired. He went on to say:
    We will not pay 50-60 million for Cesc.
    I don't believe for one second that they think this is an outrageous price for him. Barcelona have a history of paying big fees for players. Look at last's summer's splurge on Chrygkszkfkskskszxi, €25m they paid for him and yesterday they sold him back to We Hate Vowels United for just €15m. And they paid £40m + Samuel Eto'o for Ibrahimovich. So we're now supposed to believe they're taking a stand against high transfer fees? Do me a favour. This all boils down to the fact that they want Cesc, badly, but simply can't afford him. The news yesterday that they've had to take out an emergency €150m loan to keep the club liquid tells you everything you need to know. They're broke, having to borrow simply to pay wages of players and staff, and they simply don't have the money to pay what Cesc is worth. This, more than anything else, is the biggest impediment to any deal being done - although a friendly bank stumping up a few million more to help them out is not even close to being beyond the realms of possibility. Meanwhile, back in transfer speculation land, The Mail says we're 'in talks' with Stuttgart over central defender Serdar Tasci. I'm sure I read something from his agent a few days ago saying how much he likes Arsene Wenger and Arsenal but with this story not being reported anywhere else we'll take it with the usual pinch of salt. Here's one for the manager though - Dan Gosling, an Everton starlet, has left the club as his contract ran out due to an 'administrative error'. Unbelievable stuff really and a very promising young English player on a free transfer is sure to attract Arsene's attention. And the best thing about him? He's injured for at least the next three months. BRING HIM TO ME! Arsene is in South Africa on TV duty and should be back at the club on Monday or Tuesday of next week. I hope somebody's keeping him up to date on stuff like this and I suspect things will really get moving in terms of player deals, in and out, when he returns. Pre-season began yesterday and as per usual the official site as some pictures of grumpy players running laps and a few of new signing Marouane Chamakh. And the first batch of TV fixtures have been released - the first Sunday of the new season sees us on Sky Sports, away at Anfield. And there you have it. Have a good Wednesday, more in the morning.]]>
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    Arsenal 4-1 AZ Alkmaar : More goals at the Grove ... http://arseblog.net/2010/07/08/arsenal-4-1-az-alkmaar-more-goals-at-the-grove/ Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:48:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=1404 Picking up the ball in the centre of the pitch Andrei Arshavin played a fantastic ball down the middle for Samir Nasri. He took it on, wiggled his hips like some kind of footballing Elvis, putting the nearest AZ defender flat on his arse. He took it on a bit more, held off the challenges, and fnished adroitly into the bottom corner. It was his first goal of the season and his presence in the team in the future is important. Both he and Rosicky have the ability to drive forward quickly in midfield, to beat a defender with skill and pace, where other midfield options might look for a more simple or conservative pass. It allows us to break down teams who are well organised defensively, like AZ obviously set out to be last night. So 2-0 at half-time and given how quickly the third goal came in the second half you might go so far as to say that the team has learned the lesson of West Ham. Against Sp*rs we got the third to calm the nerves, last night wasn't nervy but the goal was important just to confirm Arsenal's superiority and to ensure the visitors didn't get any smart ideas about sneaking one and making us all a bit jumpy. Again Arshavin was the architect, playing in Cesc who gave the keeper the far post eyes before slamming it home high at the near side. A fantastic goal from a truly fantastic player. He's got 8 goals already this season, a brilliant return for a midfielder, and if this new formation suits anyone, it's him. He can make goals, he can score goals, and there was a moment in the first half when he rose highest at the back post to a head a Kieran Gibbs header over that illustrated just how much he's enjoying his football right now. With the game won at that stage the manager was able to take off van Persie and Cesc, replacing them with Eduardo and Ramsey. AZ got forward a bit and Pellé brought out a fantastic save from Manuel Almunia who pushed his close range volley onto the bar. The goal of the night was to follow though. We brought it out of defence, played to Eduardo whose backheel from just inside our half set Andrei Arshavin free. He took it on, played a pass I thought at first was a bit heavy for Abou Diaby, but the big man loves a goal. He stuck one of those long legs out to control it and then sidefooted it past the keeper to make it 4-0. That's his 4th goal of the season and it made for a hat-trick of assists for Arshavin. Arshavin was replaced by Rosicky who slotted into the system flawlessly. With Arsenal claiming a penalty for handball at one end, the Dutch went up the other and scored. Perhaps a bit of defensive naivety from Kieran Gibbs but Almunia's copybook was somewhat blotted when their player drilled it home at his near post. It looked as if he was moving to his right, anticipating a cross to free AZ players on that side, but at 4-1 it didn't really matter. Afterwards an ebullient Arsene Wenger declared the performance 'brilliant', saying:
    We dominated our subject technically, tactically and overall we felt never under threat. We played with the needed confidence, technically astute, overall very happy. It's important to keep that attitude to progress, to improve and to play for each other even more. Then we can believe in our future.
    While just to keep feet on the ground, Cesc said:
    It's just the beginning of the season, nothing is done, we want to keep going until the end. I'll feel it is something special when we win something. We want to win and if we win something at the end we will say we had a good year.
    Wise words, indeed. Performances like last night are marvelous fun but ultimately just a very small part of the bigger picture. We can enjoy them as much as we like but for the players it's important to realise that you don't get trophies for nice football and impressive performances. It's a reminder from the captain that there's a long way to go yet and a lot of work still to be done. Impressive stuff from the young man who appears to be growing into the role as the natural leader of this team. He's never going to be one of those shouting, in your face, captains, but you can see from his performances how focussed he is and that will transmit itself to the rest of the players. Leading by example, you might say. Qualification remains unconfirmed due to other results but we just need one point from our last two games to go through, a win against Standard Liege in the next game will ensure we top the group. So, another fantastic home performance and our form at the Grove is something a bit special this season. We've played 10, won 10 and scored 33 goals in the process. It's becoming something of a fortress, maybe for the first time since we moved from Highbury, and nobody is going to fancy playing us there. There are those who criticise, saying we have the most expensive seats in football, but it's hard to argue we're not providing value for money at home this season. Next up, Wolves in the league. More to come on that in the next couple of days. Have a good one. Quick update: Stan Kroenke now owns 29.9% of Arsenal - http://tinyurl.com/yz2fol3 . 200 shares purchased, 100 of which came from Chairman PHW. Any further share purchases would require him to make a bid for the whole club. Interesting.]]>
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    TRANSFER SHOCKER!! http://arseblog.net/2010/07/08/transfer-shocker/ Thu, 08 Jul 2010 09:00:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2748 we signed a defender yesterday. Some French/Polish chap. He's Frolish. Laurent Koscielny they call him. Can't say I've ever heard of him. Here is below. Laurent Koscielny  signs for Arsenal There's the usual stuff from the manager, who says:
    Koscielny is a central defender with great ability who performed extremely well last season for Lorient. He is mentally strong, he's a fighter and a very strong competitor. Koscielny is a great addition to our squad.
    And the player himself who said:
    I'm very excited to be joining Arsenal. They are one of the biggest teams in Europe. I hope we will have a fantastic season this year and get that Premier League title. I came here to improve myself and win titles.
    As I told you the other day he'll wear the number 6 shirt and he's a welcome addition to the squad seeing as most of our other central defenders have left. I really don't know very much about him at all other than his rise to the top level appears to be quite rapid. I've read decent things about him from people on Twitter who watch a lot more French football than I but I'm in no position to tell you any more or pass any judgement until I've seen him play. I know many will view this transfer as a bit meh but we need central defenders and we've got one. I don't believe he'll be the only arrival either. As it stands we currently have but three recognised centre-halves at the club, even a man with the attacking philosophy of Arsene Wenger won't go into the new season with just Vermaelen, Koscielny and the perma-injured Djourou. There's more to come in this area, I'm sure of it. Koscielny also puts paid to the notion that a player who has appeared on the horrendous Transfer Linked section on the official site won't sign for us. Here he is ... ooh ... and with Joe Cole too. Coincidence or just a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection? We shall see. In other transfer news The Sun says we're battling Liverpool and some other bunchatwats for Shaun Wright-Phillips. I can only assume this is so we can intimidate the opposition with our size and strength. Lining up with SWP would make our collection of half-pints look like the giant Persian from 300. The Goon Blog has an interview with Arsene Wenger in a Kenyan newspaper in which, amongst other things, he hints that an announcement regarding the goalkeeping situation will be made after the World Cup. I like the way he uses Almunia's full name. I think he should make this a permanent habit. "Arsene, how do you think the team played today?" "Well, we lacked a little bit the sharpness but Theodore Wilmot Constantine Agamenon Walcott did very well in the second half and Samir Mohammed Kareem Abdul Jabbar Saddam Nasri got us back into it with that fantastic goal. And as for Nicklas Nicholas Nicky Nick Nickington Bendtner, don't get me started". "Thank you, Arsene Mephisto Aramis Wenger". Splendiferous. Update: Arsenal have released a statement, saying:
    Arsenal Football Club would like to clarify that quotes attributed to Arsène Wenger today (Thursday 8th July 2010) in a Kenyan newspaper are not correct. Arsène Wenger did not grant a one-on-one interview to the newspaper and would kindly ask all media not to attribute any quotes from this source to him.
    So there you go. Barcelona continue to talk about Cesc but can they afford him and are they being fair to the player? Spain went through to the World Cup final last night without so much as a hint of Cesc. A goal from Sarah Jessica Parker (tip of hat to sexay and Tom) put them through. They were really quite brilliant in the second half but couldn't break down the Germans with their tippy-tappy, relying in the end on some good old fashioned forehead from a set-piece. Still, it sets up a very interesting final on Sunday between them and Holland. And speaking of Holland Robin van Persie talks about the finals of the past, the Dutch teams that failed on the final day and his ambition to win it. I know people will look at Spain and see the beautiful team and look at Holland and see Destructor van Bommel but I'm entirely up for the Dutch on Sunday. Firstly because I want a jubilant van Persie back at Arsenal and maybe, just maybe, Spain losing will show Cesc that even great teams don't win all the time. Or something. I dunno. So that's about that. It does seem, from that interview, that much more will happen post World Cup. Maybe Arsene has his beady little eye on a player or two out there. Maybe he's allowing his new signings to come back from their post-tournament holidays. Maybe all our dreams will come true. Just like the Christmas we always dreamed of! Hasta mañana.]]>
    2748 2010-07-08 09:00:38 2010-07-08 09:00:38 open open transfer-shocker publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Dodgy quotes but some good real ones too http://arseblog.net/2010/07/09/dodgy-quotes-but-some-good-real-ones-too/ Fri, 09 Jul 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2746 released a statement saying the boss had never given a one on one interview and that the press should not quote him from it. Rather like shutting the stable door after the horse had bolted the news pages were full of stuff about Almunia's silly mistakes and how England should have taken Walcott to the World Cup. What's vaguely interesting is that they didn't say "These quotes are fabricated", they just said no one on one interview had been given and the quotes were 'not correct'. Various people have told me of an interview which went out on Kenyan TV but footage of that has been impossible to track down. I've come across newspapers making up the odd quote here and there but never a whole interview. It's most odd, really. Anyway, we did get some real, authentic, bona fide Arsene quotes yesterday when he told us the defensive spending was not done:
    We identified Koscielny as a very, very strong centre half. He can be an outstanding addition to our team. But it is not over, we are still open to buy. We are still on the market for another defensive player because we have the need for one more.
    There's that fourth centre-half I'm talking about. The Sun link us again with Algerian Rafik Halliche but I think whoever we get needs to be established, quality and preferably with Premier League experience. There's been talk of Bolton's Gary Cahill who would more or less fit the bill. Let's face it, Koscielny is a newcomer to the English game and will need time to settle in and sort himself out. Djourou has the makings of a good player but appears to have osteoporosis in the bits where he doesn't have spina bifida and that just leaves Vermaelen. So, in my view, we need somebody who will come in and be ready straight away. For me that's not an Algerian from Benfica. We need proper competition for places at the back and we need all four players to be closer in quality than the ones we had last season. Gallas and Vermaelen played nearly every important game because they were obviously the best two defenders. Yet you could argue they were overplayed. Gallas broke down with a few months to go, Vermaelen missed the final few weeks of the campaign through injury. And that's because our options, such as they were, included Sylvester, which needs no explanation, Senderos, who AW didn't fancy at all, and then Sol Campbell who performed well to write a nice little chapter at the end of his Arsenal career. Now, clearly there'll be two who will emerge as the main partnership but for the sake of avoiding injury, providing rest and everything else, we've got to be able to rotate our centre-halves a little more confidently. It's good to hear we're still looking. Hopefully something will be announced soon in that regard. Those who thought Sol might stick around will be disappointed with the news that he's on his way to Sunderland. Apparently he's had a medical there and Mrs Doubtfire has convinced him to eschew the delights of sunny Glasgow for the sparkling North East. It's all about regular football for him and I don't think he was going to get as much of it as he would like if he'd stayed with us. The Sun reports that Sheffield United want Kyle Bartley back on loan for another season. Probably not the worst idea in the world. The manager also spoke about Nicklas Bendtner's injury saying the player was going for some tests (yesterday) but he didn't think it would be a big problem. Just the 6 months out so. Had a quick peek at the Spanish press and El Mundo reports that Sandra Rosell will be in South Africa this weekend and will try and meet with Arsene Wenger over the transfer of Cesc. "Arsene, we want to buy Cesc". "He is not for sale". "Not even for ... *checks pockets* ... €14.47, all the money we have?" "He is not for sale" "I will throw in the Sagrada Familia. Or Puyol's hair. It's like Samson's hair!!". "Go away". Should be an interesting conversation if it ever happens. Right, I have to go speak into a microphone. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2746 2010-07-09 09:00:04 2010-07-09 09:00:04 open open dodgy-quotes-but-some-good-real-ones-too publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/07/10/saturday-round-up-41/ Sat, 10 Jul 2010 09:00:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2743 Cesc is talking about the World Cup final and how he wants to play some part in the game tomorrow. He also talks about facing Robin van Persie and says:
    I have been texting him and we realised the only way we could face each other here was in the World Cup final. We joked about it after the early games and it is fantastic that it has now actually happened. It is great for us and it is great for Arsenal to have two players at the World Cup final.
    Meanwhile, perpetual mouthpiece Xavi has been blathering on again about Cesc's biology. No mention of his DNA this time but he says Cesc's head and heart are already in Barcelona. Which would be handy if he were flying back with Ryanair because trying to fit those heavy things in your suitcase would certainly put you over the weight limit. I know I've said this before but I'd really like to punch Xavi in the face with a boxing glove which has a horseshoe inside it. Or lure him to a spot beneath a high cliff with some ACME Xavi Feed and then drop a 25 ton weight on him, ensuring that any coyote like backfiring does not take place. I would even turn to the dark side and create a situation where Xavi felt like he had to fight for the rebels and then when we had our final lightsaber showdown I would say to him "Xavi, I am your father!" and he would all like "Nooooooo ... you can't be!" and I'd say "Of course I'm not you stupid cunt" and instead of just cutting off his hand I'd cut his head off and throw it down that big giant space tunnel where it would fall out the bottom hitting Lando Calrissian on his stupid big Apollo Creed looking head. Why must he talk all the time? Why can't he just mind his own business? Will he continue to talk on Cesc's behalf if and when he does go to Barcelona? When they've finished training and gone for lunch Cesc will try to order and there will be Xavi. "Cesc will have the pig's trotters, the bocadillo de Paulpo and the monkey paw". "But I wanted the pasta". "Sssshhh, you're my Cesc now, Dave". We can only hope that he is struck down with permanent laryngitis and that nobody thinks to buy him a Speak & Spell or a notepad. Or they do buy him a notepad and no pencil so he's forced to write in his own blood like Sideshow Bob. Sandra Rosell says:
    We want a quick decision: Yes or no.
    How about no? Then fuck off. In other news Owen Coyle would like Jack Wilshere at Bolton for another season. I'm dubious about letting him go, I have to say. Obviously Coyle is a different kind of Bolton manager than the ones we've been used to in the past. If it had been Allardyce I'd have sent Sylvester up there disguised as Wilshere and strapped with TNT but he clearly learned a lot during his loan spell. I suppose it all depends on how much football he's going to play this season but personally I'd rather see him emerge as an Arsenal player than a Bolton player on loan from Arsenal. And beyond that there's not much going on. I see we've been linked with a goalkeeper called Handovic, or something. Please let his first name be Fingers. I look forward to our search for a forward called Goalatron. Till tomorrow, weekenders.]]>
    2743 2010-07-10 09:00:34 2010-07-10 09:00:34 open open saturday-round-up-41 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up : World Cup final preview http://arseblog.net/2010/07/11/sunday-round-up-world-cup-final-preview/ Sun, 11 Jul 2010 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2741 @TahsinOv), for whom he has been doing punditry throughout the tournament - "Er, I believe that is a pelanty" - have suggested that the boss will meet with Sandra Rosell today. He is unhappy with the way Barcelona have behaved, believing they destabilised a player with a long term contract, and will tell them that Cesc is not for sale. While I'm fully behind that, and personally I think he should turn up to the meeting ready to administer chinese burns and wedgies galore, I think a little introspection might also be good. Has Cesc expressed a desire to leave simply because Barcelona said they'd have him or do his motives go a little deeper than that? Perhaps it has something to do with being in a competitive team that works hard and wins things. A team that doesn't do what we did at Wigan, for example. So while I hold Barcelona in the same contempt as most of you, and I do think we've been unlucky that he had that spell out injured which really allowed them to get their scabby claws into him, we can't just point the finger of blame at them without getting our own house in order. So the World Cup final. Holland v Spain and I'm up for the Dutch tonight. Robin van Persie speaks about the faith AW has in him and the comparisons to players like Rooney, Ronaldo and Messi, saying:
    I can feel that the manager has faith in me, but I must remain lucid. I am clearly not in the same league as Leo. Moreover, I am injured too often. I'm dreaming about a season with 30 goals and 20 assists. Wenger knows that I can do it, but my body will have to hold on.
    An injury free van Persie season is something I think we'd all like to see but he's realistic enough to know it's a bit of a dream. I've always thought the ability was there but he's been unlucky with injury. He's had a relatively quiet tournament, tonight would be a good time to come alive. It's going to be tough for Holland, Spain were outstanding in the game against Germany, but it's by no means a foregone conclusion. For all their domination of possession they're not scoring a lot of goals - sounds a bit familiar that - and if Holland can do to Spain what Spain do to their opponents, harrass them when they don't have the ball, it could put them under the kind of pressure they're not used to. I think one thing that's overlooked when people ooh and aah over the quality of Spain's football is how hard it is to play like that. Not just from a technical point of view, although they are exceptional in terms of their passing and control, but just how much energy it takes. It's all well and good saying they've always got a pass on but that means constant movement. It requires a lot of stamina to play like that and then, when they lose it, they work even harder to get it back. It's something that's missing from Arsenal's game too often even if the styles are loosely similar. The Dutch will look to van Bommel and de Jong to disrupt and break (up) the Spanish midfield and if they can remain solid at the back Sneijder, van Persie and Robben (even Kuyt) are all capable of causing problems for the Spanish defence. I just hope it's a good game of football. And that Holland win. Not much else going on. Germany finished third last night and I thought I'd won money but my bet on Paddy Power didn't go through for some reason. Stupid iPhone. There was a horrific tackle in the game early on. Germany's left back Aogo only got a yellow for a potential leg-breaker on Diego Perez. For all the talk of video replays for balls crossing the line it'd be much better for the game, in my opinion, if it were used to ensure these kind of challenges were properly punished. A yellow card for what he did was a disgrace and Perez is a very, very lucky Uruguayan. Right, breakfast time. Have a good one and Hup Holland!]]>
    2741 2010-07-11 09:00:29 2010-07-11 09:00:29 open open sunday-round-up-world-cup-final-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Hypocrite pundits and the World Cup final http://arseblog.net/2010/07/12/hypocrite-pundits-and-the-world-cup-final/ Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:00:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2739 one nil to the Es-pan-ya" - and have added the world crown to the European one they won two years ago. I suppose you have to say they were worthy champions. They played some lovely football but I don't think they've been as impressive as many like to make out. There's a distinct lack of goals for a team that dominates possession the way they do but it seems it's not the done thing to point that out. You see Spain's tiki-taka is beyond reproach simply because they are Spain. Now, I'm not taking anything away from them but the pretty triangles and constant passing without, perhaps, enough to show for it is a criticism leveled at Arsenal. And rightly enough at times. Yet it's amusing - and when I say amusing I mean amusing in a way that makes you want to kick your TV in - how the standards of various TV pundits differ when viewing the international game. Now, I'm well aware of the main difference between Spain and Arsenal - that being major trophies in recent years - but look at the way they spoke about Holland last night. To a man, led by Count Hansen, they slammed the Dutch for their approach to the game. Brutal. Violent. Sickening. Anti-football. Words I heard last night. And when referring to van Bommel and de Jong they're right. The former got away with a horrible potential leg-breaker on Iniesta which should have been a red card and de Jong's flying karate kick into the chest of Xabi Alonso was more assault than tackle. He should have been off as well. So Hansen and his pals roundly condemn challenges like that. Which is the right thing to do for the game of football. Yet why is it that there's a tolerance of that kind of football when they analyse Arsenal games? We hear them say stuff like 'If you let Arsenal play they'll kill you with their passing. You have to get stuck in. Let them know you're there. It's a physical game. It's the only way you can play them', whenever we're facing a Bolton or Blackburn or a Stoke. Where's their interest in protecting the aesthetics of the game then? They are, to a man, the greatest pack of hypocrites in football. If it's not ok to kick Spain then it's not ok to kick Arsenal ... or anyone else. They'll call van Bommel a thug, which he is, but it's easy to do that when it's not an Englishman or fellow Brit doing the clogging (no pun intended) or leg snapping. When professional footballers speak before a game about how you have to kick Arsenal, literally, to compete in a game they have a little titter, complain about Arsene Wenger moaning and accuse us of being weak, needing to man-up. Yet they couldn't condemn the Dutch fast enough. And leaving aside van Bommel and de Jong there wasn't another dirty player on the pitch. Bookings are part and parcel of the game, Spain picked up a few too. There's another thing - why do they ignore the cynical side of the Spaniards? If you're going to have a go at dirty/foul play why not criticise the Spanish for the way they constantly crowded the referee waving imaginary cards? Anyway, I could go on and on about these arseholes but what's the point? We know they're hypocrites, sadly they get paid a lot of money to go on TV and show themselves up. The first time a team manages a result against us playing 'Dutch' they'll be chuckling about how Arsenal don't like it up 'em. Honestly, they are just appalling people and rotten football pundits. As for the game itself Cesc set up Iniesta's winner late in injury time. The Dutch can feel somewhat aggrieved at Howard Webb's failure to give an obvious free kick on the edge of the Spanish area but you can always trust that testicle headed twat to get big decisions wrong. Cesc had a real impact when he came on and while I'm delighted for him seeing Puyol touching him and talking to him at the end made me feel a bit ill. Robin struggled to see much of the ball. Sneijder was on the pitch in name only and Arjen Robben wanted to win the World Cup for Arjen Robben. He fluffed a glorious one on one chance in the second half and then, when Puyol was hanging off him as he was going clear again, chose exactly the wrong moment to stay on his feet for the first time in his career. Go down and Puyol's off. He stayed up (Iniesta showed him how it should be done in extra time when he tumbled under a slight caress from Heitinga) and made a bollix of the chance. At one point Robben had the chance to play in RVP but chose glory, prompting much exasperated handwaving from our man. I thought considering nobody wanted to pass to him and he got no service all night he did pretty well, holding things up and bringing others into play. He'll obviously be gutted and I hope he goes off, has himself a nice relaxing holiday and comes back to put things right by scoring a bucketload of goals for us next season. The two Arsenal players shared a moment after the final whistle and then went their separate ways. It remains to be seen if they'll be re-united on the pitch in August but the way Arsenal are dealing, or not dealing, with Barcelona suggests they will. There are various reports about this so-called meeting between Wenger and Rosell. Speaking during the final last night Arsene apparently refused any meeting, simply told Barcelona that Cesc is not for sale and we've declined to even enter negotiations. I think Barcelona are paying the price for the way they've gone about this. The public, and at times illegal, tapping up of our captain is hardly the basis for any kind of friendly negotiation. There's a right way and a wrong way to go about making what anybody can see is a very difficult transfer. Barcelona, under Joan Laporta and with his mouthy henchmen and underlings, could not have got it more wrong. At some point though we need Barcelona to get the message. We were quite insistent before when we released our only public statement on the matter but that didn't stop them. We simply can't have this kind of distraction affecting our pre-season preparations, regardless of the fact that Cesc himself is going to be away on holidays. If it's a categorical no then they have to be told that in no uncertain terms and made to look elsewhere if they really need a midfielder this summer (and I don't really think they do). And now that the World Cup is over we can get back to the real stuff. I've enjoyed the fact that there's been football all the time - even if it was the worst World Cup I can remember watching - but it's football without real passion or excitement. I'm watching and hoping for a decent game but I don't really care who wins, one way or the other. Arsenal, now that's a different matter altogether. Everyone: "Now that's a different matter". Dodgy Airplane jokes aside we're just a few days away from the traditional pre-season opener against Barnet. New kits will be on view, hopefully some more new players too. Arsene returns from South Africa straight to the training ground and to sign a few cheques. There are rumours that both Schwarzer and Joe Cole could be done this week with Manuel Almunia making his way back to Spain. Let's wait and see but the immediate football future is red and white. The way it should be.]]> 2739 2010-07-12 09:00:03 2010-07-12 09:00:03 open open hypocrite-pundits-and-the-world-cup-final publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _wp_old_slug _edit_lock Puyol, Pique and Barcelona need a good slap. With a cannon. http://arseblog.net/2010/07/13/morning-despite-the-fact-it-still-dominates-the-headlines-and-the-fact-that-ghostface-mcdivey-has-become-the-latest-barcelona-player-to-speak-out-about-how-much-they-want-to-sign-cesc-i-shall-try-a/ Tue, 13 Jul 2010 09:00:41 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2736 thrust a Barcelona shirt on him. As they forced the shirt over his head Liverpool's Pepe Reina said "The future of Barça ... the future of Spain ...". Cesc, in all fairness to him, looked suitably embarrassed by the whole thing but it was a scummy trick from Puyol and Pique. Not for the first time Barcelona players have displayed a complete lack of respect to Arsenal Football Club. It put Cesc in an awkward position as well but they didn't care about that. For Barcelona he's a piece of meat, a trophy that they're determined to acquire, no matter how they have to behave to do it. And if anything displays the monstrous, out of control egos that exist at Barcelona, it's the fact that two of their players hijacked Spain's World Cup celebrations for purely selfish Catalan motives. On a night in Madrid, which should have been all about the triumph of the most united national team in their history, they made it about Barcelona. They made themselves look like classless children and they made what should have been a nice moment for Cesc, as the crowd acknowledged his contribution to the win, an uncomfortable circus. And here's the thing, if they think doing something like that is going to have anything than a negative impact on any potential transfer they're more stupid than they look. Arsenal are already in no mood to deal with the Catalans because of how they've gone about things, this will only strengthen our resolve. How else could we possibly react to something like that? And before some of the tiresome Barcelona fans come along to tell me to lighten up and it's only a joke, cock off. Jokes are supposed to be funny. That wasn't funny. That was like listening to four hours of James Corden while Mark Lawrenson sang David Gray songs at you and battered your testicles with a lump hammer. It is to hilarious pranks what Mel Gibson is to answering machine messages. And imagine if a Madrid player had put one of their shirts on a Barcelona player. After their outrage subsided they'd be moaning like nobody's business. It's just the latest episode from a supposed big club who have acted appallingly all summer long. As I said there's a right way and a wrong way to conduct yourself when it comes to a transfer and even though I thought they couldn't get much wronger they've managed to achieve just that. It's not too much to expect basic manners and decency from people, Barcelona have shown time and again that it's simply beyond them. And let's face it, this isn't just about Cesc now. For years we've had to put up with Barcelona talking publicly about our players, from Overmars to Henry, Hleb (heh, suckers!) to Cesc, it's just so tedious every time. And when you have supposedly Arsenal friendly people, who represent some of those players, helping them out it's even more annoying. I know Arsene is back from South Africa and should be back at the club today. For the sake of our pre-season and in order to get ourselves properly focussed on the new campaign, we have to make all this stop and soon. The longer the speculation continues the more fraught things will become from the fans perspective. Cesc will be off on holidays for at least a few weeks, we won't see him back at the club until the end of the month at the earliest, but we need make our position clear to both him and to Barcelona so we can concentrate on what's important. And with as much respect as FC Barcelona deserve it's not those giddy, ill-mannered, window licking twats. Cesc himself spoke about the World Cup win, dedicated it to Arsenal and Arsenal fans, and also had some kind words for teammate Robin van Persie, saying:
    I had to go to Robin instead of celebrating with my friends because I think he deserved to have won it as well. So, even though I was happy to have won, I was sad for him. He just said: 'Congratulations, enjoy the moment.' I really hope he has his chance again and that he wins it. He is a great guy, a great leader, and has been really unlucky with injuries. I hope he has his moment in the future.
    You do wonder what kind of an impact losing the final is going to have on him. Obviously Cesc will be on top of the world, Robin will be absolutely gutted. Whether that means any kind of hangover when it comes to football remains to be seen but he spoke about upping his game, scoring more goals and proving he's as good as Arsene Wenger said he is. You can only hope the hurt he feels is a motivating factor in that. There's really not a great deal else happening. The Mail has a vague story about Eduardo interesting Beskitas, which follows on from some comments made about his future by Boro Primorac, but I guess we'll see how things pan out over the next few weeks. What is clear is that his Arsenal future is unclear. If you see what I mean. And that's about that. I eagerly await Barcelona's next trick in their relentlessly inept campaign to sign our captain. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2736 2010-07-13 09:00:41 2010-07-13 09:00:41 open open morning-despite-the-fact-it-still-dominates-the-headlines-and-the-fact-that-ghostface-mcdivey-has-become-the-latest-barcelona-player-to-speak-out-about-how-much-they-want-to-sign-cesc-i-shall-try-a publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc dominates but there's more important work to do http://arseblog.net/2010/07/14/cesc-dominates-but-theres-more-important-work-to-do/ Wed, 14 Jul 2010 09:00:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2734 Cesc's dad has played down the shirt 'prank', as has Cesc himself, which is probably the right thing to do. It was noticeable that some people got rather annoyed at Cesc because of what happened. The only thing I'll say to that is that's exactly what they want to happen. Every little bit that destabilises the relationship between Cesc and the club/fans is part of their game. Don't fall for it. From our side there's little news other than the suggestion there was a brief encounter between Rosell and Arsene Wenger during which the Arsenal manager gave him short shrift. Good stuff if true but as I said yesterday this thing won't go away by ignoring it. And the Cesc situation kind of masks the fact we have other issues to get on with right now. We need a goalkeeper for a start. Various reports yesterday said that Fulham turned down a £3m bid for Mark Schwarzer and if that's the case perhaps we need to look elsewhere. That amount of money for keeper who will be 38 in October is a bit silly, if you ask me, regardless of our need. It's not as if we're getting the tail end of a World Class player's career - he's a decent enough keeper who played for Boro and Fulham. If £3m isn't enough, and for me that's over the odds already, then let's explore other options. I can see the manager's reasoning. I think he wants a keeper of Schwarzer's age so there's no great impediment for Wojscez©® who's probably going to go out on loan again next season. I just think if the young Pole is good enough then he'll make his breakthrough whoever's in front of him. It does feel a bit stop-gappy though and perhaps one of the problems we've had in recent years is gambling on potential. We've let established players go and not replaced them in the hope that the younger squad members will come in and take their chance. The success rate there, I think it's fair to say, has been variable. When you look at Diarra, Gilberto and Flamini leaving, allowing Diaby, Denilson and Song to emerge you could only really point at the latter as being a real success, and even then he's still got much to prove. Diaby and Denilson have been disappointing overall, despite some decent individual moments, so maybe our planning regarding a goalkeeper needs to be a bit less long term and more focussed on properly improving an area than badly needs it. Then there's the matter of another centre-half. Pre-season pictures show Djourou's knee still bandaged so he's either grazed his knee in the playground or he's still troubled by it a little bit. Vermaelen looks like a sinister, smiling assassin, which is the way it should be, and then we've got Koscielny who says he's going to work like a dog. I have to say I like that, can't fault the attitude, but clearly he's aware there's a big, big step-up required from the level he's been accustomed to playing at. I'm not suggesting for one second it's beyond him, having never seen him play that would be ridiculous, but there's a great big hole in the centre of our defence that must be filled with a great, big lump of quality and experience, preferably Premier League experience. And going a bit further I'd be inclined to suggest we need another defensive midfield player. At the moment the only player in the squad who can play that role is Alex Song. To expect him to play every game is silly and another player, who would provide decent competition, would ensure that complacency, often an issue with some of our players, does not affect performances. Ahead of the DM role we've got a ton of players who can do the job - Cesc, Nasri, Rosicky, Diaby, Denilson (who is most definitely not a defensive midfield player), Ramsey (when he returns), Wilshere - there's more than enough there. So while the Cesc stuff is clearly more headline friendly there's still work to do to make our squad properly competitive ahead of the new campaign. We've already brought in two players but we've lost more. Sylvester, Gallas and Campbell are all free agents, so we've not added to the squad, just replaced 2/3rds of what we've let go. And there's no doubt in my mind that this is a squad that needs strengthening if we're really going to compete. At the other end of the pitch question marks remain over Eduardo's future but some quotes attributed to Arsene Wenger suggest he's part of the plans for the new season. The boss says:
    Eduardo is an Arsenal player and I am expecting a lot from him this season. He had a terrible injury - he went through hell - but I think his workrate is fantastic and his determination, which is exceptional, will be of great use to Arsenal.
    None of which explains why Eduardo spent most of the final part of last season warming up and never getting on, even in games in which we needed goals. It'd be fantastic to see the real Eduardo back again but you can't help but have serious doubts about that ever happening. And that's about the size of it this morning. Coverage of our pre-season games, starting with Barnet on Saturday, is going to be on Arsenal TV Online, it'll cost you £1 a game, which really is nothing. Especially if your name is William. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    EXCLUSIVE: Internal Barcelona memo http://arseblog.net/2010/07/15/exclusive-internal-barcelona-memo/ Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:00:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2732 FC Barcelona Internal Memo - FAO all players. Estimados jugadores de FC Barcelona, por favor, find attached el schedule por el talking jibber-jabber de Cesc Fabregas. Wednesday July 15th - Lionel Messi: Please mention the fact you played with Cesc in the youth team at Barcelona. Do not mention you were 3'2 at the time or, indeed, are 3'2 now. Or we'll stop giving you your growth sweeties. Thursday July 16th - Xavi: Despite the fact you are one of the most senior players and your performances on the pitch cannot be faulted in any way we believe your jibber-jabbering requires some work. We know you love Cesc's DNA, and long to slurp it up from ornate goblets, but please do not mention it, his head or his heart. Should you feel the need to talk about his internal organs, his genetic make up or even his hairstyle, please note that your statement will require approval. Friday July 17th - Gerard Pique: We would prefer you didn't say anything at all but do you think you could spit on Arsene Wenger when he's not looking? We have every confidence that you can fulfill this task but please remember if carrying this out in a very public place there may be cameras. Saturday July 18th - Sergio Busquets: You will play a crucial role in the capture of Cesc. If and when Arsenal negotiate we want you with us. When given the signal you will fall to the ground under the slightest contact screaming as if every bone in your body has been shattered. When Gazidis goes to check you're all right we shall put Cesc under our coat and make a break for it. You may use your patented peekaboo to ensure the coast is clear before you magically heal and leave the room. If they capture you we will go on without you. Sunday July 19th - Andrés Iniesta: You are excused from this current round of public tapping-up but for God's sake man go get some sun. You look like a footballing corpse. There have been complaints from some parents that their children are having nightmares about you. 'The man with the face of a phantom' they call you. Sort it. Monday July 20th - Carles Puyol: Puyol make caveman noise. Puyol beat chest. Puyol eat meat. Puyol good. Good Puyol. Goooooood Puyol. Further schedule details will follow early next week. Also, please note that Sandro Rosell must now be referred to you as 'Your Majesty' or 'Your Holy Awesomeness'. Anyone failing to do so will be made go for a sleepover with Pique and Ibrahimovic. Your cooperation, as always, is much appreciated. yours etc, The Barcelona board. ps - we will be paying your wages at some point in the next few weeks. We're not broke at all. Don't believe the papers. pps - a percentage of your wages will be paid via the issuing of shares in the company. You all get a billion each which is worth ... erm ... loads. Trust us. When these stock options hit the roof. Kerching. Quids in, lads. Honest! ppps - to the smart arse who left the 'Haven't you learned your lesson buying players off Arsenal yet?' message in the suggestion box, har har. Have a nice time in New York, asshole. --- In other news this morning Arsene Wenger is back in training, he's got a brand new stopwatch and he's going to use it. He also makes new boy Koscielny look a bit midgety. A bit of a squad list has been put together for Saturday's game against Barnet. A few first team players are mentioned but there's no guarantee any of them will play. I suspect it'll be mostly youngsters with perhaps a few senior faces given a run out. It's still very early in the pre-season. Thierry Henry has signed for the New York Redbulls and his debut will come against Sp*rs. He's still only 32 as well. More tomrorow.]]> 2732 2010-07-15 09:00:27 2010-07-15 09:00:27 open open exclusive-internal-barcelona-memo publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug A tired one http://arseblog.net/2010/07/16/a-tired-one/ Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:00:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2730 17 year old Ipswich striker called Connor Wickham (immediately makes me think of Edward Woodward on a weird Scottish island). There's talk of £7m being spent on him and while I'm loath to let Sp*rs win anything I can't help thinking we could spend £7m better right now. At least one defender and one goalkeeper needed before we start spending on 17 year olds who may take years to break into the first team. Then again you know how Arsene likes to splash the cash on players like this. Thierry Henry was unveiled at the New York Helpermonkeys last night and spoke about his first game against Sp*rs, saying:
    I won't even mention the name of the team that we are going to play on the 22nd. That's how big a rivalry is it for me.
    His legs might have gone a bit but you get the feeling he'll find them again for this one, even if it is a friendly. I hope he makes ol' Harry twitch like a spastic chicken on a live wire. And really that's about that. I could throw in a bit about Busquets chiming up regarding Cesc but it was no surprise at all, was it? The only thing vaguely interesting about it was the way he said they should respect that Cesc is an Arsenal player. In the context of all the other statements that doesn't seem so bad but in isolation it's a bit like saying you shouldn't beat up puppies while punching one in the face. And that's the crux of the matter. Barcelona punch puppies in the face. The cunts. Right, I'm outta here for a couple of days. I'll leave in the very capable hands of Tom who will bring his unique Buckfast powered stylings to proceedings over the weekend. There's the Barnet game tomorrow too. I'm back on Monday, until then have a good one, take it easy.]]>
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    Despicable cunts finally get the message? http://arseblog.net/2010/07/17/despicable-cunts-finally-get-the-message/ Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:00:29 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2728 Sarah and the rest of the Spanish squad. But unfortunately, there's not a great deal to write about in The Damned Close Season. Like you, I was greatly disheartened when Cesc himself was purported to have told the manager that he did indeed want to go back to the club that are so holier than your club, that they pay Unicef to have their logo on their shirts (and then get a fuck off huge bank loan to pay their players). But that second part of the story, as well as some conviction I had, for no particularly good reason, led me to believe that this past season wouldn't be the last time we saw Cesc leading our team. And so, finally, it's beginning to sound like the morons that run Barcelona Football Club ('Més que un club - ambién un montón de conchas'*) are beginning to also realise that the situation is far from in their favour. Despite the disgraceful tapping up of our player since mid-season, in a clear attempt to unsettle our player and drive the price down, it seems that Princess Sandra, Head of Dreams and Ponies at Barcelona ('Més que un club'), has finally got the message:
    Arsenal feel very hurt by Barça. They don't want to listen to offers or sell and they are not putting the player on the market. There was a strong dispute a few months ago and they have not forgotten it. He will come, even if it is not now, it will be next year. We will see. One thing that is certain is that we will not be throwing the house at trying to sign him. No shareholder would pay €60m [£50.6m] or €70m [£59.1m] for him. We would only pay his value in the transfer market.
    Now, there's a few things wrong with this quote. Let's deconstruct it. Firstly, I don't think anyone feels hurt by Barça. Hurt doesn't quite seem to be the right word. Here's some other ways the Més que un club PR department might've more accurately put it:
    • Seriously fucked off
    • Majorly pissed
    • Totally disrespected
    (And yes, I know the last one sounds a bit like a pissy bitch). Secondly, we don't want to listen to offers or sell and we're not putting the player on the market. Jesus Christ. Finally! Sandra has got the fucking message. Strong dispute - yes. It's been a dispute between a bunch of complete cunts that have no idea how to treat another club with any kind of respect. We won't ever forget the way Barcelona behaved (on countless occasions), the weaselly fuckbags, never mind after only a few months. We are positively elephantine in our unforgetfulness. Cesc will come next year. Yeah, well, that may well be so, and he's right, we will see. Perhaps all of this bullshit this summer has just been laying the ground for next summer when Xavi and Iniesta's powers will be waning, Xavi will have gone mad and just be gibbering constantly about someone's DNA, and they'll actually have a need for Cesc. It's the last part that really gets me though. They'll only pay his value in the transfer market. Really? Well perhaps if they'd offered his cunting value in the transfer market this summer, they might just have got their man. Yes, we know Cesc wants to go back, but they need to fucking understand that he has a long-term contract with Arsenal Football Club, he's 23, and he's the best young midfielder in the world. There's an argument for removing the 'young' caveat in that sentence, given the fact that it wasn't until Cesc came on in the World Cup Final that the Spanish team finally managed to score a goal - set up by Cesc. And it's not lost on me that after next season finishes, that fact won't be fresh in the memory, which no doubt adds quite a few million to his price tag this summer. Barcelona, despite their "we have 50m to spend" clearly don't. If they did, offer it us for Cesc, and we'll consider it - and then most likely return your fax, wiped on Gunnersaurus's arse after he's had a night out that ended in a distinctly dodgy kebab. The bottom line in this saga is that Barcelona have behaved appallingly, trying to get a player that they were probably never going to get this summer, and perhaps the biggest 'loser' (as far as a young man that plays a game for a living and gets paid tens of thousands of pounds a week for it can be any kind of loser) in this is Cesc himself. The captain has had his image tarnished with the Arsenal fans through his flirtation with a transfer this summer which I don't think Barcelona ever had any intention of completing this year. As I say, we all know he wants to go home eventually - it's understandable for a young man, working abroad since a very young age - but unless a) he puts in a transfer request (which we all know Barcelona would love for him to do), b) Barcelona make a serious offer based on the fact that he'd walk into almost any team in the world (including Spain - perhaps if they'd started with him playing in a number 10 role throughout the tournament, they'd have scored a few more goals, perhaps not), set up the winning goal in the World Cup Final, and has a contract with us until 2015, and c) we even wanted to fucking sell, which we don't, he's not going to go. And after that unreasonably long sentence, I'm going to draw a line under the matter. At least for today. Since no doubt this is some sort of game by Barcelona and that they haven't remotely given up their pursuit, which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. That and, well, I'm really done talking about it. It's dull as fuck. So, other news, and fnally, real football returns today (sort of). The traditional pre-season game at Barnet today takes place, and here's the 22 man squad: Manuel Almunia, Andrey Arshavin, Nacer Barazite, Marouane Chamakh, Johan Djourou, Craig Eastmond, Eduardo, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Lukasz Fabianski, Emmanuel Frimpong, Kieran Gibbs, Conor Henderson, Laurent Koscielny, Henri Lansbury, Ignasi Miquel, Samir Nasri, Havard Nordtveit, Tomas Rosicky, Armand Traore, Thomas Vermaelen, Theo Walcott, and Jack Wilshere. Some big names in there, and I don't know how many of them we'll see, but how nice is it to see a team that isn't a bunch of cunts? As Blogger said yesterday, you can watch the game online at arsenal.com for the measly price of £3, and the official website says there's also still tickets available (though, of course, that might only have been updated six weeks ago). Worth checking out tickets if you're local though. I'd definitely go, but well, I have to be here to write you lovely people a blog, and I'm dedicated to my cause. And I live in Edinburgh. That's your lot for today. I'm off to source the food that proves the existence of God beyond reasonable doubt - that's right, bacon. Have a good Saturday. * Thank you Google Translate. My Spanish is, erm, non-existent.]]>
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    Real football returns as Arsenal coast to win at Underhill http://arseblog.net/2010/07/18/real-football-returns-as-arsenal-coast-to-win-at-underhill/ Sun, 18 Jul 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2726 terrifyinginteresting selection came in goal with Fabianski starting, despite Almunia being named in the squad as well, and Mannone, and Szczesny (who I shall just be referring to as "Chesney" from now on, I'm afraid) on the bench. Almunia, in particular, was nowhere to be seen, and I don't know what happened to him. Anyone with better information than me, please post on the arses. Although I know it's a position many of us think it's critical that we strengthen, it sounds, I'm afraid to say, that we're not getting a new goalie. Depending on how you read the manager's post-match comments ("there is no number one at Arsenal"), you can either take it to mean that he's happy to play it by ear and pick one of the four he has on a game-by-game basis, or if you're a glass-half-full kind of person, that he's just not bought a new keeper yet. For me, I'm afraid my glass is distinctly not half-full. It's looking very empty, and I'd be most grateful if Arsene would open his chequebook, go to the bar, and get me a very full looking glass. This metaphor is getting sillier by the word, but it would be nice if I thought the manager was going to go out and buy a new keeper, but I don't think he is. The second half of the game wasn't nearly as fluid and open as the first, and the only goal came when their centre back made an error of Stepanovs proportion and trod on the ball on the edge of the 18 yard box, gifting it to Samir Nasri - who also looked sharp - who slotted it home for 4-0. Barnet did a much better job of disrupting our play, with one or two fouls that I'm sure Alan Hansen would've approved of, seeing how Arsenal were the opposition not Spain, but the full-team substitution didn't really work out the way we might've hoped either. We got to see Kieran Gibbs back from injury, which was good, and Johan Djourou too, and I know some people thought Djourou looked decidedly unfit, but from what I saw he looked pretty good indeed. He was never flustered, read the game well, and looked to have a fair turn of pace. I really hope he can find some long term fitness this season, because I think he has a great deal of what we need in a position in which we have a problem. Unfortunately Chamakh ("Chamakh! Chamakh! Chamakh Chamakh Chamakh!") didn't get a goal, but he's a big bloke! I thought he was more Eduardo than Adebayor (Adebayor's size, not his cuntitude), but having someone up front like that could be just what we need. He showed some nice touches, and as the manager said, he could well be very effective in bringing our midfielders into scoring positions. In his post-match comments, aside from the whole number 1 thing, the manager said he was pleased with the display, noted that we still have eight players to come back from World Cup duty, that he thought both Koscielny and Chamakh did well, but that they still had some adapting to do. He also said that he expects Gallas and Sylvester to be gone next season, which is hardly surprising, and I can't say I'll shed too many tears (unless we don't replace them!), but that Sol Campbell's situation was still unclear. He talked about the Cesc Fabregas situation, saying that there'd been too much talk (somewhat ironically), and that we never had any intention of selling the captain. Good stuff. There's been some reports that Barcelona are going to come back with a 40m bid, but really, fuck off. The position is clearer than really clear crystal that's been cleaned by Cleany McClean, the Crystal Cleaner Extraodinaire. I don't think Cesc is going anywhere unless Barcelona come back with a truly massive offer - and even then, I hope the board take a principled stand and tell them to fuck off. Incidentally, massive respect to the Gooners with the Barcelona banner yesterday. It's certainly been picked up by a few of the sunday dailies and your most excellent work did not go unnoticed. For those of you that didn't see it, I think it said "Barca - fuck you". Good job, ladies and gents. Final random thought - where was Denilson yesterday? Anyone know? Answers on an arsecard please. And that's it for today. Great to see The Arsenal again, in whatever game - and how good did that strip look? Until next time, Arselovers.]]> 2726 2010-07-18 09:00:04 2010-07-18 09:00:04 open open real-football-returns-as-arsenal-coast-to-win-at-underhill publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Squad movement - to Austria and beyond http://arseblog.net/2010/07/19/squad-movement-to-austria-and-beyond/ Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:00:33 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2723 The word on Eduardo is that he's about to sign for Shaktar Donetsk for around £6m. It would be no surprise whatsoever if this were true. It was clear last season that Arsene no longer felt willing to play him and the way his Arsenal career has withered away has been very sad. There was always the worry that the injury would prove too much and I think, unfortunately, that's the case. The effects, both physical and mental, have robbed him of the ability to play Premier League football. A change of scenery might just do him good and if he goes I wish him nothing but the best. And maybe it's something for the Taylor and Shawcross apologists to think about. A man's career has been hugely affected by a despicable act. Leaving aside how nice the tackler is or how he's not that kind of player the bottom line is Eduardo looked like he was going to be a star at Arsenal. Now he's off to Ukraine. We can only hope that Ramsey's relative youth and a bit more luck means he won't suffer the same fate. It's all a bit sad really. As for Almunia, the boss said he was 'ill'. He's a very sickly type, really. Always 'ill' here and 'chest infection' there. Some rumours said he was, like Eduardo, off meeting a potential new club, but I can't confirm those in any way. Which leads me to Arsene's quote about our keeper situation. After the Barnet game he said:
    At the moment, in pre-season, there is no No 1 - you have to give a chance to everyone to show how good he is. You cannot decide that today.
    Which isn't exactly what anyone would want to be here but when playing down reports of a move for Mark Schwarzer he confirmed we're still on the lookout:
    We are still looking at various situations, but I would not like to come out on any individuals.
    Which is much more comforting. The reason there's no number 1 at the moment is because we don't have a keeper who is clearly better than all the others. We've got a flappy Pole, an average Italian and Wojscez©® who is probably going to go out on loan again from what I hear. Then there's Sickboy. So the task is very simple. Find a goalkeeper who is better than all the other ones we have, give him the number 1 shirt, and let's go. Of course it's not as easy as that, I'm told we've been nosing around trying to find the right man for some time now, but as the season grows nearer we'll have to make a decision. It's hugely important that we have an established, quality number 1. Despite two goals against Barnet the word is that Jay Simpson is surplus to requirements and could be on his way out. If we move Eduardo out then Chamakh will be seen as the replacement there, with van Persie, Bendtner, Walcott, Arshavin and even Vela as part of the forward line. I think he's got too much in front of him to make it with us, especially as he'd be competing with the first three for that central role. From reading around about the Barnet game first impressions of Chamakh seemed quite positive while the new boy at back Koscielny needs a few creatine pies and a couple of months in the gym to bulk up. You can have all the ability in the world but unless you have the strength to hold off beasts like Drogba and Rooney you're going to struggle. At least that's something he's aware of himself. It's interesting that Arsene hasn't really been quizzed on our defensive needs. As Joe Cole remains a 'maybe' and most of us struggle to fit him into the side given the players we've already got, another centre-half remains a priority and another defensive midfielder wouldn't go amiss either. There's been a bit of a buzz about the performance of Emmanuel Frimpong at the Barnet game but he's just 18 and we have ensure our expectations of young players aren't too high, especially after what was just a training game. Reports at the weekend say we made a £14m bid for Everton's Phil Jagielka. I'm not sure that's quite value for money, to be honest, but he's a decent player and in terms of the profile, his experience of the Premier League and his age, he's the kind of player we should be looking at. With the squad on its way to Austria today for the training camp I'm sure we'll hear more on any potential deals throughout the week. Wasn't it during the Austrian sojourn that we signed Jens Lehmann way back when? I think it was. We should get a list of the players on the Austrian trip a little later today. The training and the games out there will help the manager shape his squad for the new season. Questions will be asked and answered. Some will do enough to convince him they're ready for first team football at Arsenal, others may find themselves out on loan, and perhaps any doubts he has about one or two will be confirmed or put to rest. I expect us to work hard out there and I expect that the gaps that still exist in our squad will be filled sooner rather than later. And that's about that for this morning. It's nice to be back and it's nice to have other stuff to talk about than you know what. Thanks again to Tom, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Sol out - Wojscez©® - Wilshere and more http://arseblog.net/2010/07/20/sol-out-wojscez%c2%a9%c2%ae-wilshere-and-more/ Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:00:06 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2721 We have six players coming back to join us on Monday when we go to Austria, and then the hard work starts. I'm assuming those six are World Cup players, Clichy, Diaby, Sagna, Vela, Eboue and Song. There's no Gallas or Sylvester as the manager confirmed what we pretty much knew already, their Arsenal careers are over. No tears shed here, let me tell you. This morning's Sun reckons guests at Sol Campbell's wedding were 'left with the impression' that he was on his way to Sunderland. Quite the most spurious of sources there but as I've said all along it wouldn't be a surprise if he went elsewhere. Our need for a centre-half remains despite the return of Havard Nordtveit from about half his life on loan. The BBC's Phil McNulty reckons our bid for Jagielka was made weeks ago with no further contact since Everton told us to do one. Whether that was pre or post Koscielny agreement I just don't know. As for the man between the sticks we have to wait and hope something happens but Wojscez©® has his eyes on the number one jersey. He says:
    I want to fight for my place. I don't want to give up my place at Arsenal to go on loan. I went on loan last year, I have proved that I can do a job for Arsenal and now I want to see if I can really do it.
    There's no doubt he's a confident young man but what he did last year was go on loan and prove he can do a job for Brentford. Doing it for Arsenal is not quite the same thing. I would be dubious about making a 20 year keeper is as the number 1 but I'll tell you this, if it came down to a straight choice between the keepers we have now I'd hand him the number one shirt and a big box of laxatives to ensure none of the others did anything on match day but clutch the sides of a toilet, grimacing and perhaps mewling slightly, whilst unleashing unstoppable torrents of watery poo. He clearly fancies his chances based on the competition he's got at the club right now and who can blame him? He knows there's a big opportunity there and if he gets a chance to play in pre-season then he's got to take it. Almunia and Fabianski have had countless opportunities and fallen short while Mannone looks like an Italian Stuart Taylor to me, someone who will spend most of his career understudying. Obviously the ideal situation would be for us to buy a proper keeper, let Wojscez©® develop, learn from him, play the cup games, fill in when required, and then step up when he's really ready. Fingers crossed on that one. The word on the Caledonian Road this morning is that Eduardo did not travel to Austria yesterday and underwent a medical in London ahead of the move to Shaktar Donetsk. Hopefully it all went well and we should get more information on that fairly soon. Another man on the move yesterday was Joe Cole. He turned down Champions League football from Arsenal and Sp*rs to sign for Liverpool. I can't say I'm too unhappy, really. We have a plethora of players in that mould, Arshavin, Rosicky, Nasri and, perhaps crucially, Jack Wilshere. Signing Cole would have sent a message to Wilshere that he would have been on the fringes for at least a season, maybe more, and I've said all summer that I'd like him to play his football with us next season. I'm not suggesting we rely on him, he's still very young, but integrating him into the side the way we did with Aaron Ramsey last season is the way to go. Let's not forget Ramsey, before that vomit-mouthed, bone-headed, knuckle-dragging, low-browed, piss-drinking mastodon snapped his leg in two, had moved above Denilson in the pecking order and looked set to play a big part in the final part of the season. There's no reason why Wilshere can't make a similar impact, especially with someone like Rosicky entering the final year of his contract. He's got the talent, he did well at Bolton last season, and I'd rather we gave a player who really is the future of Arsenal a chance than a window-licking, mouth-breathing, fly-catching, bollixed-knees spacker like Joe Cole. From a football point of view that's about that but the Arsenalisation of the Grove continues apace with the news that the stands are being renamed. Once again there'll be a 'North Bank' and a 'Clock End' (at least that gives us one more song to sing), along with West and East Stands. A replica of the Highbury Clock has already been mounted inside the stadium. It's probably stuff that should have been done right at the start but this is much better late than never. And that's about that. There's a match tomorrow. We play Sturm Graz at 6pm so a bit of football to look forward to. Till then.]]>
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    Xavi is mental + pre-season continues apace http://arseblog.net/2010/07/21/xavi-is-mental-pre-season-continues-apace/ Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:00:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2718 Most of them have, it seems, but one man, the one with the mouth, is always ready with a quote about Cesc Fabregas. Speaking to the Express, Xavi says:
    If we don't manage to get his signature this season then Arsenal only really have him on loan for a year - because there is nothing they can do to stop him joining next summer. Arsenal need to understand they are only delaying the inevitable.
    Either Xavi has the biggest crush of all time on Cesc or he's actually mentally ill. He's got some kind of obsessive compulsive disorder. I'm not joking. It's not normal for a professional footballer to talk about the same thing time and time and time again. It's not normal that when the manager of the team you're trying to steal a player from says the talk should stop that you ignore it and continue to publicly try and undermine the player's relationship with his club and its fans. Nobody, and I'm 100% sure about this, has said more about this whole thing than Xavi. He's a disturbed man. Even on the most basic human level he has the manners of a pig. How many of us here would presume to speak so freely for another person? It's quite pathetic when you get past how very annoying it is. And as Goonerholic points out FIFA, the people who are tasked with enforcing the rules of the game, are doing nothing to prevent it. In fact, they're aiding and abetting. I mean, it's no surprise from one of the most corrupt, venal organisations on earth. Having raped South Africa for billions they want the few quid some extra clicks on their website brings in. As for Xavi, fine player he might be, but he's an oafish, ill-mannered egomaniac who really needs to learn some respect. And it does make the comments by Rosell's sporting director rather laughable. Just the other day he said of the uneasy association between Arsenal and Barcelona:
    Relations exist. But we want them to be good. We are not in a phase of negotiation, only a phase of relationship building.
    If that's their idea of 'relationship building' they're insane. Which I think they might all be. Especially Xavi. And frankly, saying there's nothing we can do about it strikes me as something of a challenge. Over to you Messrs Wenger and Gazidis. Moving on, as quickly as possible, and the same Express article says Mark Schwarzer has been offered a coaching role at the club as part of a deal to bring him in this summer. Arsene quite publicly played down our chances of signing him but maybe he's just affording Fulham the kind of consideration that a decent club should. The need for a keeper is still very real, maybe things are a bit more complicated due to Fulham's lack of a manager. Croatia manager Slaven Bilic has more or less confirmed Eduardo's move to Shaktar Donetsk. He says:
    I spoke with Eduardo. He was very pleased with the move to Shakhtar. He is going to a strong league. This season they will once again play in the Champions League, have many difficult matches and this is excellent for the national team.
    I suppose now we just wait for official confirmation from the club. It leaves the number 9 shirt free, of course, which has become something of a burden in recent years. Players to wear it haven't exactly prospered - Jeffers, Reyes, Baptista and Eduardo - but then a shirt is just a shirt and a number is just a number. The club did confirm the not very well kept secret that Robin van Persie would follow in the footsteps of Dennis Bergkamp and play in the number 10 shirt from now on. It never really sat right on a centre-half, let's face it. And Carlos Vela's future is more clear after he was given the number 11 for the new campaign. The Austrian squad was announced yesterday and there were a couple of notable absentees. Both Denilson and Bendtner are missing through injury while youngsters like Simpson, Barazite, Hoyte and Randall found themselves left at home to play for the reserves last night (2-2 draw with Crawley Town). Unless they get very lucky I think it's fair to say they'll probably be continuing their careers elsewhere in the long run. Both Jack Wilshere and Johan Djourou talk about the importance of pre-season and the Emirates Cup. Wilshere in particular says good performances in the pre-season kickabout at the Grove can put you in the manager's plans. I seem to remember him being quite awesome in last season's tournament but perhaps his still tender age went against him. I'm hopeful he'll make an impact with us this season, some good performances in the next few games won't do his prospects any harm. He could very well start with tonight's game against Sturm Graz which kicks off at 6pm. Coverage via the official site and I think I'll sit down and have a good look at this one. It'll be my first chance to get a look at new boys Chamakh and Koscielny and hopefully we'll get something post-game from Arsene about filling the obvious gaps in the squad. Finally, a piece of transfer gossip from Norway (thanks Stian), apparently we've sent scouts to look at Senegalese defensive midfielder Kara Mbodji. He currently plays for Tromso. That's yer lot. More tomorrow.]]>
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    Thoughts on Sturm Graz + Eduardo's gone http://arseblog.net/2010/07/22/thoughts-on-sturm-graz-eduardos-gone/ Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:00:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2716
  • Samir Nasri scored two excellent goals. The first a low shot from just outside the area which rifled into the bottom corer. The second direct from a free kick. He was at the heart of everything good we did in the first half.
  • Andrei Arshavin was quiet but looked a bit more sprinty than usual
  • I didn't really notice Chamakh at all, this may have more to do with the size of the stream window than his actual performance
  • Fabianski played the first half and made at least one very good save. Wojscez©® came on in the second and had nothing to do at all. Both of them would have made Molly Ringwald proud.
  • Young Norwegian Havard Nordtveit looked a bit shaky to begin with but grew into the game very well indeed. He played at right back, his range of long passing was particularly impressive and he put in some excellent tackles.
  • Jay Emmanuel Thomas monstered the second half. The lad is gigantic with quicker feet than Fred Astaire. Really needs to nail down one position though, his versatility is perhaps a hindrance at the moment.
  • I got my first look at Laurent Koscielny. My first impression of him is that he's quite small indeed.
  • Jack Wilshere, never one to hold back anyway, got stuck right in a couple of times. His time at Bolton clearly rubbing off on him.
  • We were quite lucky not to concede. Defensively we looked quite wobbly but that's really no surprise and no great concern ... just yet.
  • And that was really about that, to be honest. As I said it's about getting people fit and match sharp right now. Missing from yesterday's squad as well were Sagna, Eboue, Clichy, Vela, Bendtner, Denilson, Diaby, van Persie, Song and, of course, Cesc Fabregas. Interestingly, or not, there was no Almunia yesterday - that said there was no Mannone either so they might well rock up in the next one. And the next game isn't until Tuesday when we take on SC Neusiedl 1919 so there's lots of physical work to do between now and then. Some of the pictures on the official site have shown the players wearing what look like man-bras. Don't worry, the lads haven't all developed summer holiday Mickey Quinn style moobs, I believe these are used for GPS tracking during the workouts, something to which Ivan Gazidis alluded in the talk he had with the AST towards the end of last season though. The other main news from yesterday was the official confirmation of Eduardo's move to Shaktar Donetsk. While it's easy to accept that this is a move which is probably best for both parties, it's still very sad to see him go. It's impossible to look beyond his injury as the main reason for his departure. OptaJoe posted the following on Twitter yesterday:
    Eduardo converted 23.5% of his shots in the Premier League before his injury v B'ham City in Feb 2008, but just 6.3% after.
    And that tells the story. Even after his injury there were flashes of the wonderfully instinctive striker we'd seen before but between the constant, niggling injuries, a horrendous lack of confidence, the shameful way he was treated over the Celtic dive - remember there was more outrage and anger directed at him for that than Ryan Shawcross for snapping a fellow pro's leg - and the lack of faith from Arsene Wenger, his time at the club came to a rather premature and flat end. I wish him all the best at Shaktar and I truly hope he finds his shooting boots again. Good luck, Eddy. The only other bit of news this morning comes in the Mirror where John Cross reveals we're still hopeful that Sol Campbell will sign up for another year. With Titus Bramble on his way to Sunderland it looks as if Sol's potential move there isn't really on the cards so we'll have to wait and see. There's no doubt we need another centre-half, and we need one badly, but I have mixed feelings about Sol. I do wonder if he can cope with a full season for a team hoping to challenge for the title and ideally I'd like us to go out and buy a player who can be part of the team for years to come. On the other hand his experience, his attitude, his will to win and unwillingness to accept the strolling, laziness from some of his teammates could well be an important factor. Perhaps the displays of Nordtveit might convince the manager that Sol could well be used to integrate the Norwegian into the team over the campaign. It's hard to know with Arsene - however, I can't help feeling that if we are interested in him he ought to be doing the hard work at the training camp right now. Fingers crossed the gap between now and the next pre-season game allows Arsene the chance to do whatever business he has left to do. The quicker we get new players on board and settled into the squad the better. Let's hope he's got his Blackberry with him. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Defensive issues still need sorting http://arseblog.net/2010/07/23/defensive-issues-still-need-sorting/ Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:00:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2713 is going to sign a new one year deal with the club. After Sunderland signed Titus Bramble instead, Newcastle withdrew their interest and Celtic remain in Scotland it seems we're the only option left to him. As I said yesterday, I have mixed feelings. His experience and attitude is something that was missing from the dressing room and will be important. There's no doubt Vermaelen, Koscielny and Djourou can all learn from him as well. I do wonder if his legs have got what it takes to get through a whole campaign though and with the new season not far away now he ought to get off honeymoon and into some serious training, because at his age he's going to need it. If that's the extent of our defensive signings I'll admit to being a bit worried. There's still talk Arsene is looking for another centre-half but I wouldn't hold my breath, to be honest. As suggested yesterday he might well view Nordtveit as his 5th defender, knowing Song can fill in there if necessary. It wouldn't be my ideal defensive roster, I still think we're missing the dominant, pacey and experienced player who will add real solidity to our back four. However, while fully accepting our need for better defensive recruitment I think the most important position to be filled this summer is that of goalkeeper. There's a rather scary bit in the Mirror where John Cross reckons we'll sign Mark Schwarzer or play Fabianski as number one. That cannot be the extent of our options, surely? That's like saying your dinner choices are a slightly stale cheese sandwich or a plate of Water Sheringham poo. The Schwarzer thing is complicated by the fact Fulham have no manager. Mr Potato Head turned them down to stay at Ajax so trying to do any kind of deal with them at the moment is complicated. I know we've been looking elsewhere - unsuccessfully - so I can't believe he's the only potential option, nor can I believe that Fabianski is a candidate for the top spot. Apparently Almunia has been 'frozen out' (The Sun more comfortingly says AW has told both Fab and Al they're not in the running) but the idea of going into a new season with Fabianski in goal is both frightening and ludicrous. Last season showed that Arsenal have serious defensive deficiencies, just look at the amount of goals we conceded and the way we conceded them, so the investment this summer had to be in players who would improve things. So far we haven't really done that. I was never his greatest fan but neither Kosciely or Djourou can be put above Gallas just yet. Djourou's injury problems will remain a worry for a while to come, Koscielny has got to make a huge step up and it's going to take him time to do that. And above all else we need an experienced goalkeeper in whom the defence have some trust. This was a key issue for me last season. It was obvious that our defenders did not have a great deal of faith in the skittish Almunia or feeble Fabanski. Starting the season with either one of them would be a recipe for disaster and a sign that none of the lessons of last season are being learned. I still think we'll sign a keeper, I'm not trying to suggest we won't, I'm just a bit anxious to get it sorted. To me it's just so blindingly obvious that we need one it's impossible that it won't happen. As to whether or not we bring in another defender, I just don't know. Would a 35 year old Sol sign on if he knew he was going to be one of five? Arsenal don't spend money as much as we'd like. Did we bash out £10m or so on Koscielny for him not to play? If we pay money for another defender we're not going to do it so he can sit on his hole every week. And where does that leave Sol? A man of his age wants to play games. He'll only come back if he knows there's a reasonable chance he's going to get a decent amount of football. So perhaps the re-signing of Sol tells us that there's no further defensive signing to be made. We shall see what transpires. Also in the Mirror this morning news that Borussia Dortmund and CSKA Moscow have apparently enquired about Tomas Rosicky. Can't see that happening, to be honest. I know he's hardly been a great success but until we can get Wilshere properly integrated into the team Rosicky is a player we should keep. And speaking of Jack the boss gave the clearest indication yet that his future lies at Arsenal and not on loan somewhere. He says:
    At the moment I want Jack to gain experience, if possible at ArsenalSo I give him a chance now to play so that he can integrate into the first team. Ideally it is better that he gains experience with us.
    Which is encouraging for the player and for us. He's got the rest of pre-season to show the manager he's ready and I've said before I'd much rather he developed with us than elsewhere. Eduardo has gone to Shaktar Donetsk but showed his class with a goodbye message to the Arsenal fans. It was a nice touch from a classy guy and a great pro. Pete Gill chimed in with a great piece on F365 taking to task the scummy hatchet job in the Mail (although why anybody is outraged at anything the Mail does is beyond me. It's like complaining lions are a bit bitey). Finally for today, Thierry Henry always loved scoring against Sp*rs. He continued the tradition last night on his debut for the New York Gnus. Top man. That's your lot, have at it.]]>
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    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/07/24/saturday-round-up-42/ Sat, 24 Jul 2010 07:35:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2760 The aim is to continue to progress as we have been doing. We were very close last year - closer than the previous season - so we are heading in the right way. We hope we can continue that this season. It is important to start well, start strongly and get into a good position early on and to try to maintain the level. Which kind of goes without saying really. Do better. Start well. Don't fade. The starting well bit might be made slightly more difficult by the delayed return of two of our most important players. Cesc and Robin won't return to the club until the end of this month having gone all the way to the final of the World Cup with their respective nations. It'll take them a bit longer to get up to speed, having started their pre-season so late, but I don't really expect any World Cup hangovers, to be honest. Cesc missed the last 6 weeks of the season with his broken leg while Robin missed a great huge chunk of the season so it's not as if they were going into the tournament exhausted. Not to mention the fact Cesc really didn't play much in South Africa. Arsene says:
    Physically, it is an advantage when you don't play at the World Cup. And mentally, when you play in the World Cup final on 11 July, it is difficult to come back with complete recovery before the end of August.
    It'll be interesting to see how they're used in the first games of the season, in that case. The opening day trip to Anfield isn't exactly a game you'd want to leave them on the bench for. I suppose the trick is get yourselves 6 up by halftime so the 5 we concede in the second don't matter at all. The Guardian is suggesting we're going to make an improved bid for Mark Schwarzer but there's not a great deal of insight there, more sensible guesswork, I think. Meanwhile, talk of Manuel Almunia being the subject of talks between Arsenal and Osasuna is wide of the mark. The story began in the hopelessly, relentlessly inaccurate Metro, but the Spanish club say:
    We have never spoken about this possibility.
    Reading the various papers Almunia is 'distraught' at being frozen out. Clearly there's nothing quite like making a player miss a game against a bunch of postmen and plumbers to put him in his place. If we do sign Schwarzer though we'll have a goalkeeper surplus and at least one of them will have to go. Wenger's rather odd love of Fabianski suggests it'll be the Spaniard but if you put a gun to my head and told me to choose between them I'd keep Manuel and donate the Pole's body to science. While he was still alive. Maybe he thinks Lukasz is at an age where he can improve more than Almunia. And unless he starts booting goal kicks into his own net he can't exactly get much worse. Jack Wilshere, who lists Now 73 as his favourite music on Facebook, is hungry for first team football. Which is good. The spell at Bolton has given him the experience of playing week in, week out and he wants that at Arsenal. I like the way he scares defenders by making faces at them. The Daily Star, the paper that ran with the "EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal sign Joe Cole" story, say we'll make a £10m bid for Per Mertesacker if Everton turn down a further bid for Phil Jagielka. Attach to that as much credibility as you wish. And finally the Daily Mail runs with a story which says that Aaron Ramsey and Eduardo are a scourge to the English game, run a gang which imports illegal immigrants in hidden spaces in the back of lorries and make them work as cockle pickers (only when the tide comes in), claim social welfare payments which they use to maintain their sex tourism business, whilst selling GM foods which give you give you a mix of cancer and AIDS but only if you're English. Ok, they don't, but they probably will one day. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2760 2010-07-24 07:35:13 2010-07-24 07:35:13 open open saturday-round-up-42 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/07/25/sunday-round-up-37/ Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:31:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2755 He says:
    I think sometimes we are missing a bit of aggression. It is not that we are not good enough, because the team is good enough. We have top players at the back, top players all over the pitch. It is just that we have to be stronger as a unit.
    The aggression bit I agree with completely. We're a bit anemic at times, too content to sit on our holes and complain about physical play rather than do anything to combat it. And the stronger as a unit bit, absolutely spot on. The good enough part though, well, that's open to question. Still, Djourou, a bit like Theo Walcott and the World Cup, came through last season with his reputation enhanced simply by not playing. He wasn't bashed around by the usual suspects so we've got some hope that he'll get stuck in this season. And with new hobbit boy Laurent Koscielny saying he likes the physical side of the game perhaps it augurs well. Nevertheless I'm beginning to get a bit anxious that we haven't yet sorted out our defence and showed the kind of ambition in the transfer market that we're capable of from a financial point of view. The transfer business is illustrated rather brilliantly by the Daily Mail saying we're going to go back to Everton with a £15m bid for Jagielka, the People reports Everton won't even discuss the idea of a transfer with us, which is entirely their right and one we ought to respect if true. As Fulham's search for a new manager makes any deal for Mark Schwarzer more complicated, Russian number 1 Igor Akifeev says he'd be into it if Arsenal asked his friend to ask him out. He says:
    I have spoken with Arshavin about Arsenal and ­London life. He has only had good things to say about the club and the city. He said some very nice things about me going on to be the best goalkeeper in the world – and that he would like me to reach that goal at Arsenal with him. They are a great club with a great manager.
    Now, to my mind this is the kind of keeper we ought to be looking at. Young, talented, good, not shit, and with the greatest respect to Schwarzer, and fully accepting he's better than anything we have at present, a player for the future of Arsenal. Not just a short term solution. Otherwise we face the same issue over and over again. Don't get me wrong, I'd take Schwarzer over no-one, but he's not exactly the kind of signing that would have you leppin' about the place in joy. That said, there are exactly three weeks before we kick off the new season against Liverpool, plenty of time to get things done. The Sunday Mirror says Arsene and Cesc are set for 'showdown' talks next week. Nothing much in there we don't already know or haven't heard a bazillion times before. So I prefer to think of Arsene and Cesc having hoedown talks, dancing like loons while a toothless redneck goes crazy on his fiddle. Now that'd be something worth reporting. I've had a quick look around the Spanish press and they're suggesting Arsene is softening to the idea of letting Cesc go, Barcelona will pay him €7m in his first season, he'll be made King of Catalunya by the end of 2013 and he's just bought a palace with rose petals for carpet. The usual shite, you know yourself. What's clear is that despite Arsene saying talk about a potential move should stop, Barcelona continue their multi-pronged campaign to sign Cesc and it remains an unwanted and destabalising influence on our pre-season efforts. Beyond that not a lot happening, have yourselves a nicely chilled-out Sunday. Until tomorrow.]]>
    2755 2010-07-25 07:31:49 2010-07-25 07:31:49 open open sunday-round-up-37 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Change in attitude required, Vermaelen spells it out http://arseblog.net/2010/07/26/change-in-attitude-required-vermaelen-spells-it-out/ Mon, 26 Jul 2010 07:28:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2752 The spirit in the camp is good. We have a good young group who are very aggressive and want to improve. I think people will always say we can't compete - it is not the first time. But we have to do what we always do which is work hard and play our own game. Then we can compete. Interesting quote, for a couple of reasons. There's a mention of aggression again, following up on that by Johan Djourou, which might just indicate a change of mindset. And second because Vermaelen is one of the players who you could not point fingers at in terms of his workrate and commitment during games. I don't need to go through the examples again but there are certainly colleagues of his who could do more to match the Belgian and others who give it 100% every time. That Vermaelen is now speaking out, perhaps becoming another leader in the team is no bad thing either. He may well find himself as the senior man in our back four in terms of organisation and leadership. Last season he would certainly have deferred to Gallas. It was his first season with Arsenal, Gallas was the experienced partner, but he was no leader of men. We need the kind of attitude that Vermaelen shows to rub off on some of the others who seem happy to coast through their careers. Along with him there are players like Cesc, van Persie and Sol Campbell who want more from their football than a nice pay cheque and managerial platitudes. Trophies, medals, titles, winning things are what they play football for, their ambition goes beyond strolling about every weekend and hitting the clubs in the evening, and I hope their influence this season is pervasive. That's why, when the manager does spend his money, he's got to bring in players with exactly that profile. Experienced, quality, winners. I don't know enough about either Chamakh or Koscielny to say if they fit that description or not. Time will tell and once things get up and running we'll get the measure of them soon enough. Even if they're not top-notch in terms of quality they could very well improve our team if they have the right kind of attitude. We shall see. As I said, it's a quiet one. Let's hope there's plenty to keep us going this week.]]> 2752 2010-07-26 07:28:59 2010-07-26 07:28:59 open open change-in-attitude-required-vermaelen-spells-it-out publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug image_value slider_value The difficulty of moving players on + Emirates Cup competition http://arseblog.net/2010/07/27/the-difficulty-of-moving-players-on-emirates-cup-competition/ Tue, 27 Jul 2010 07:41:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2967 officially denied the story to a local newspaper (eng translation), on the back of the initial story in the Metro. So, I really don't think there's anything to this. I'm not doubting our willingness to let him go, by the way, but the major obstacle to any move is the money that Almunia is on at Arsenal. It's not exactly a huge salary compared to other players at the club but it's a long, long way ahead of your average goalkeeper's salary for a mid-table Spanish club. Arsenal, if they really want to move Almunia on, may find themselves having to contribute to his departure with more than a handshake and a gold carriage clock. As players like William Gallas, Jimmy Bullard and even Sol Cambpell are finding out this summer, clubs just don't have the kind of cash they used to. Chucking £80,000 a week at a player in final throes of his career is, at last, being seen as rather a silly idea. The lucrative Bosman is no longer assured. So when a club with fewer resources is looking for a player from the Premier League it's proving very difficult for any deals to be done - and that's assuming there's anybody interested in Almunia in the first place. In some ways Arsenal have made a rod for their own back in this regard. There are players on contracts which are some way away from reality. The policy of rewarding potential is most assuredly a gamble. If it pays off Arsenal have a player with excellent future, secure on a long deal. If it doesn't, Arsenal have a player on a salary which is way above his level and which he's going to find extremely difficult to match elsewhere. It means that should we decide to try and move on one or two of these players it becomes almost impossible. Potential suitors are put off by the salary demands and the player who will go somewhere else to earn less money is a rare beast. So while we wait for players to come in we ought to mindful of how difficult it's going to be to move some out, and I'm told that behind the scenes that's exactly what we're trying to do. It does make the enormous squad at Man City quite amusing though. It's one thing trying to sell a player whose wages are a bit high, imagine how difficult City are finding it to get anyone to pay close to what they paid for Adebayor as well as matching what they're paying him every week. Ooops and har har. Maybe they need a brochure. Anyway, back to the real world, and Ajax defender Jan Vertonghen says he'd like to join Arsenal to play with former teammate and international colleague Thomas Vermaelen. He then sells himself wonderfully by saying he's never played alongside him at centre-half. He's nearly 6'3 though, way too tall for us. There's some vague, second half reporting of our interest in Italian keeper Federico Marchetti. Cagliari's president reckons we're after him but you know how these things go. Kieran Gibbs:
    My foot is all fine at the moment and I'm all ready for the new season. I feel good. My foot's not causing me any problems and there has not been a lot of reaction to the metalwork I had in there.
    Which just goes to show you the damage that was done when he picked up the injury. I've got high hopes for Gibbs. At the very least he should provide proper competition to Gael Clichy whose performances, particularly in the second half of the season, had the stench of complacency to them. When there's nobody pushing you for your place that can happen and it'd be great to see Gibbs give him a real run for his money this season. I discount Armand Traore from this as he is to defending what Harry Redknapp is to poker faces. Tonight's game against Austrian part-timers SC Neusiedl 1919 kicks off at 6pm, coverage via the official site. And finally for today, if you fancy the Emirates Cup this weekend, check out the competition which gives you a chance to win tickets for both days as well as an exclusive stadium tour. The competition is brought to you in association with Emirates Airline who offer special fares to Arsenal Members. Winners will be announced on Thursday, you've got till Wednesday midnight to get your answers in. Right, that'll do. More tomorrow.]]>
    2967 2010-07-27 07:41:48 2010-07-27 07:41:48 open open the-difficulty-of-moving-players-on-emirates-cup-competition publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Exclusive: Arsenal Brasil interview Edu http://arseblog.net/2010/07/27/exclusive-arsenal-brasil-interview-edu/ Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:40:05 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2965 Arsenal Brasil were lucky enough to track down former Gunner Edu to ask him some questions about his Arsenal career. On the agenda were his arrival at Arsenal, his favourite players, the Invincibles why he left, his thoughts on Arsene Wenger and much more. They've kindly added the English subtitles exclusively for Arseblog. Happy viewing.

    Edu interview - Arsenal Brasil/Arseblog from arseblog on Vimeo.

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    Another pre-season win + goal.com are filth http://arseblog.net/2010/07/28/another-pre-season-win-goal-com-are-filth/ Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:39:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2963 4-0 win over SC Strudel's collection of postmen, trainee architects and bus drivers really didn't tell us a great deal we didn't already know. Stand out players on the evening for me were Nasri, who's contuining a fine pre-season, Jack Wilshere and Kieran Gibbs at left back in the first half. Two two Emmanuel's looked good in parts. Frimpong looks to have the makings of a tenacious defensive midfielder with solid distribution. Jay Emmanuel-Thomas got a goal, might have had a couple more, might have set up a couple (but they're linked to the couple of might have had), and showed some nice touches. I can't help thinking that a season out on loan would be the best thing for both. Frimpong can get a season's competitive football under his belt, JET can go and learn that the game is about doing the simple things first. Too often he looks for the trick or the showboat and if he cuts most of that out of his game, because it won't work at the highest level, he'll make rapid progress. Theo Walcott got a goal, Marouane Chamakh scored a penalty, Don Vito saved one, and we got our first look at some of the World Cup players as Vela (who got a goal), Eboue, Sagna and Clichy all got a run in the second half. Manuel Almunia started the game in goal and as captain, he's been thawed having been so thoroughly frozen out last week. The only slight worry was the fact that John Djourou came off after about half an hour. His ability to withstand injury is always going to be a concern and while we don't have any news on how serious it might be it's still most untimely. It looks as if Sol Campbell has decided to go and join Newcastle and good luck to him up there but it means our defensive options are running very thin. There's talk this morning of a move for Per Mertesacker but I don't know how much truth there is in it. A photo was circulated of him yesterday, supposedly in a North London pub, but a quick look at the photo's EXIF data showed it was taken in 2009, not yesterday. Sure, the camera's clock could be wrong but I suspect shenanigans and I hope it's not the basis of any of today's stories. Signing an experienced German international who is 6'4 or whatever he is sounds rather too good to be true. Maybe I've just lowered my expectations. Whatever about that though, the fact is we need at least one centre-half and we need him asap. Hopefully Djourou's withdrawal was precautionary but the precarious nature of his fitness really illustrates the need for a top class player who can come in and play first team football straight away. Unusually there was no interview post-game with Arsene, and no quotes either, so what exactly is going on is anybody's guess. The squad will now return to London to continue pre-season training and for the Emirates Cup, more on which anon. Now, yesterday further financial revelations regarding Barcelona showed the Catalan club lost €77m last year, amazing when you think how successful they've been on the pitch. Remembering as well they had to borrow €150m last week just to keep going it makes their pursuit of Cesc Fabregas all the more ludicrous. It is quite beyond me how any accountants, bankers, financial advisors and even club officials can believe spending another €50m, at least, for a player they don't really need is good business. Arsene Wenger says:
    There are still noises from Barcelona, but that is all it is.
    Clearly dismissing their ability to do a deal that would even come close to what Arsenal would require to sell a player like Cesc. And that's assuming we'd even talk to them. Which, at the moment, we wont. Barcelona's assistant sporting-director's lover's personal secretary, Toni Freixa, says:
    Arsenal don't want to sit down and negotiate with us. It's not a problem with the wishes of Cesc or of Barca - they simply don't want to negotiate.
    It seems, at last, the message might be getting through. Will it stop their constant blather? I doubt it. Talk is all they've got left and making so much 'noise', as Arsene puts it, takes the focus away from the fact they're footballing hobos, out with the begging bowl just to stay afloat. More than a club? Not for long unless they sort their money issues out. They need to go to Ocean Finance and consolidate all their loans into one, simple, easy to manage payment. The cunts. In case you missed it yesterday I posted an interview with former Gunner Edu. The lads from Arsenal Brasil very kindly offered me the English translation as an exclusive and a tip of the hat to all the Arsenal sites and blogs who have linked to it. However, once again the despicable fuckers at goal.com, who I refuse to link to, have done what they do best, and that is steal other people's content. They took a part of what Edu said, made it into a story, and 'credited' it as follows: Now, I know the chaps at 101 Great Goals somewhat, not 101 Goals, and they're always very careful to give proper credit and links when they use content from other blogs. In this case, however, goal.com has simply taken the content Arsenal Brasil worked hard to produce, between getting the interview, the editing, the sub-titling etc, and ripped it off. And they don't even have the decency to provide a link to them or to Arseblog, from where they ripped it off. And I know this because they've embedded the video at the bottom of their story. So, just another illustration of why goal.com is one of the worst football websites in the world. Ever. If you're tired of seeing other bloggers, writers, journalists and media outlets stories passed off as their own, simply go to NewsNow, click on the name of the site and choose 'hide publication'. They are purveyors of baseless rumours, bottom feeding, hit-whoring click parasites of the worst kind. Don't give them what they want. Just ignore. In no other industry is it acceptable to so blatantly profit off the work of others, I don't know why it's deemed acceptable on the web. Moving on and to the Arseblog Mailing List. It looks as if Gmail have done something to their spam filters which has meant a lot of people haven't had their daily edition. If you've noticed a lack of Arseblog in your box, log into Gmail via the web (even if you're using it in a client like Outlook or Apple Mail), click in the spam folder and highlight the Arseblog emails. Then, at the top, click 'not spam' and that should sort the problem out. Gmail will remember that from now on. To be doubly sure, add Arseblog as a contact in Gmail - thanks to @engkiat for that. Finally for now, today is your last chance to win tickets to the Emirates Cup as well as that exclusive stadium tour, with thanks to Emirates Airline. Just click here for the competition, answer the question and you're in the draw which will take place tomorrow. And that's just about that for today. Watch out for further Emirates Cup based competitions later in the week. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2963 2010-07-28 07:39:10 2010-07-28 07:39:10 open open another-pre-season-win-goal-com-are-filth publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    My kingdom for a centre-half (and a functional web server) http://arseblog.net/2010/07/29/my-kingdom-for-a-centre-half-and-a-functional-web-server/ Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:38:24 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2961 *taps mic* "Is this thing on?" Looks like it is. No thanks to Amazon's hosting. This cloud bollocks is not all it's cracked up to be. 12 hours+ of downtime in one day. As someone who used to have a crappy little hosting business myself that's remarkable. And by remarkable I mean remarkably shite. Useless cunts. Anyway, sincere apologies to everyone for the inconvenience. I suppose it's a good time to remind people that you can always subscribe to the Mailing List so you get the blog rammed into your box first thing in the morning. There are also apps for the iPhone and Android (hopefully a Blackberry one coming soon too) which should download it for offline reading. Anyway, while it's nice to have options it shouldn't have been so necessary yesterday. Apologies again. So, what news of Arsenal? Well, we're down another centre-half as Sol Campbell decided to join Newcastle. Good luck to him up there. His half-season cameo was good for us and good for him. It allowed for a certain amount of redemption considering the way he left the club and he played his part in keeping us going as all around him dropped like flies - and we suffered a load of injuries. As I've said for a while I think his primary motivation is to play football and given Arsenal's need to spend money on the defence his chances might well have been very limited. It does make our need for new players all the more pressing, something Arsene is aware of, saying:
    We are still on the search for centre-halves. We have three and we need at least four.
    Interesting to note he doesn't consider Nordtveit yet part of the first team squad but with one good purchase the Norwegian could certainly be the man to back up the back up. You have to hope they're working hard behind the scenes because time marches on. Still there are whispers about Mertesacker while this morning's Sun links us with another Germanian, Serdar Tasci, who currently plays for Stuttgart. I realise transfers are complicated things but even though Djourou's injury was described as 'little' by Arsene Wenger we have to ensure our squad is complete and new players have time to settle in. Already it looks as if some players might miss the opening game of the season. Arsene is doubtful about the involvement of Cesc Fabregas and Robin van Persie who apparently only return to training on August 5th. He thinks they might be short for the opener against Liverpool which, despite their recent difficulties, is never an easy game. They'll want to put the horror of last season behind them and with a new manager you can be sure they'll be right up for it. Going there without two of our best players isn't ideal. As well as that Nicklas Bendtner will miss the start of the season with his groin injury, which is another World Cup hangover. He came back from South Africa and said he thought it was bad, Arsene Wenger said it wasn't big. Already there's confusion and misinformation about our injury situation and while he's not everybody's cup of tea I'd rather we had as many fit and healthy players at the start of the season as possible. So at the moment Bendtner's out for the start, Cesc and van Persie could well be short, there's been no sighting of the lesser-spotted Denilson in pre-season at all, Rosicky picked up knock before the game the other night and wasn't risked (and there are rumours that his withdrawal was so as not exacerbate any problems for a player we're willing to sell), and there's no sign of Diaby yet either. You do wonder if a 25 man squad is going to be enough, perhaps we should lobby for special dispensation to double that. It would be only fair. Quick Spanish press update? They haven't stopped talking about Cesc, making more noise I guess you'd call it. Apparently a load of the Barcelona officials have taken, or will take, a plane to London today (Easyjet, I hope, don't want to weaken the finances any further, chaps) to talk to Arsenal. I hope we sit them down in a conference room and every time they try and say something Ivan Gazidis makes a noise like a startled giraffe gnu with a sore throat. And keeps doing it until they go away. Fulham have appointed a new manager which might, ordinarily, give you some hope that a deal could be done over Mark Schwarzer. However, Fulham have appointed Mark Hughes, a man with the manners and touchline deportment of a coked-up gibbon with whom Arsene Wenger really has no relationship whatsoever. Whether this affects a potential transfer or not remains to be seen but I wouldn't be surprised at all. I sincerely hope we've got other targets than the Australian. There are still whispers about the Italian, Marchetti, but it would surprise me if we were serious about him. And that's it from a news point of view. Time to give you the winners of the Emirates Cup competition. Thank you for all your entries and the RNG has selected the following lucky winners: Dave Ricklesford and Steve Adams. Well done to you both. You get 2 tickets for each day of the Emirates Cup as well as an exclusive stadium tour on one of those days. I'll be in touch this morning to get your details. Thanks again to Emirates for the prizes, commiserations to those who didn't win, better luck next time. Emirates currently operates 14 daily flights from 6 UK airports via Dubai to over 100 destinations on six continents. Emirates is pleased to offer Arsenal members very special fares worldwide. For more information and to book, visit www.emirates.com/arsenalmembers And that's about that. I'm off to ensure Amazon have enough peat to keep their servers going for the full day. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2961 2010-07-29 08:38:24 2010-07-29 08:38:24 open open my-kingdom-for-a-centre-half-and-a-functional-web-server publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Friday flooterings http://arseblog.net/2010/07/30/friday-flooterings/ Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:37:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2959 continual nonsense from Captain Caveman, well, I would sincerely like for him to punched repeatedly in the face .. by Goliath. Let's see Puyol eat meat then. The man really has no concept of respect for others, and that includes Cesc. Onto football and Arsene Wenger says he's confident we'll do better this season than last. He says:
    I am very confident. We know in England that the Premier League is the biggest league in the world and everybody invests a lot of money. We invest in our work, in our beliefs, in the quality of our behaviour and I am confident that will pay off.
    A lot of people have taken that quote to signify he won't buy anyone else but I don't see it. It's the usual pre-season quote about nothing much, however I do understand people's frustration at the same time. We have two very large gaps in the squad which we all want to see filled as quickly as possible, so we'd like Arsene to invest in players as well as the beliefs, behaviour and such. There's still no word about a central defender. Loads of names have been thrown up but most of them appear to be agent led. As for the goalkeeping situation lots of papers this morning are running with the story about how Mark Hughes' first job as Fulham manager is to keep Mark Schwarzer. The Australian wants to come to us, according to the Mail, and Fulham have lined up Rob Green to replace him, but apparently Mohammed Al-Fayed is in love with Schwarzer and doesn't want him to go. These love triangle thingies are always complicated. None of which does our situation any good whatsoever. The longer it goes the more it looks like the classic 'internal solution'. Is Wojscez©® ready? He spent last season on loan at Brentford and their manager has ruled out a return saying the young Pole's ambitions lie at Arsenal. Perhaps though, it's a measure of how desperate we are, and our current options, that we're hoping a 20 year old kid with one season's experience in League One will make the rather large step up and solve all our problems. Friday funny? How about Sam Allardyce complaining about a team being too physical. Vital Arsenal has the good, good stuff, while Gingers for Limpar writes to the Mail Not much else going on really. The Emirates Cup begins tomorrow and it's live on TV so we get our first look at the team at full size rather than a 500px wide box. Is Koscielny that small in HD? Let's hope not. We play AC Milan at 4.20, while previous to that Celtic play Lyon. It also gives us a chance to hear from Arsene about his plans. I know he rarely gives anything away but even without specifics it would be nice to get some reassurance that what we hope is going on behind the scenes is actually going on. Watch out tomorrow for a competition in which you can win a classic Arsenal shirt, with thanks to my old pals at Classic Football Shirts. And finally, if you fancy a game of 5-a-side before the Emirates Cup, they're still looking for a couple of teams here. There is a team there representing Arseblog. You will know them by their uncanny similarity to the Invincibles side. Athletes whose torsos look like they were hewn from the 6-pack of Hercules himself, the silky skills of Bergkamp, the finishing of Henry and Pires combined, the midfield athleticism of Vieira and a goalkeeper mentaller than Lehmann. One part of this is actually true. Come on Arseblog! Until then, have yourselves a good Friday.]]>
    2959 2010-07-30 08:37:51 2010-07-30 08:37:51 open open friday-flooterings publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc's future is at Arsenal - now for some football http://arseblog.net/2010/07/31/cescs-future-is-at-arsenal-now-for-some-football/ Sat, 31 Jul 2010 08:36:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2957 Arsene said of Arsenal's unwillingness to deal with Barcelona:
    We do not negotiate. If I want to buy your house and you don't want to sell, you don't negotiate with me, that's completely normal.
    Even Barcelona seem to be getting the message, another sporting vice-president of sporting sport, said:
    We talked to the club and they told us that Fabregas was non-transferable. And there are no imminent negotiations in place because they do not want to sell. We would like very much that the relationship between Fabregas and his manager, Arsene Wenger, return to normal. And we respect Arsenal's decision not to sell.
    Arsene continued:
    I always said Cesc Fabregas will be our captain next year and that we want to keep him. Despite all the speculation last season and the whole summer, nothing has changed.
    And that is about as crystal clear as we can make it. Hopefully it'll put an end to the absolute nonsense being peddled in the Spanish press who claimed a 'secret deal' was in place and that Cesc would be a Barcelona player ... erm ... when was that? ... oh yeah ... yesterday. Ooops, quite the epic fail there and entirely illustrative of the pure fiction they create on a daily basis, aided and abetted by the sports pages here who still, somehow, attribute some measure of credibility to them. And it's fantastic news for us. There are the usual tosspots who are all mouth and no trousers who want 'cesc shud fuk off!!', but anyone who thinks we'd be better off with a wad of cash and not one of the finest midfield players any of us is ever likely to see in red and white is quite mad indeed. Regardless of his wishes Cesc is a consumate professional who has never given anything less than 100% every time he's pulled on our shirt. I don't see any reason why that would change. He was always aware that any potential deal depended entirely on Arsenal. If Arsenal didn't want to sell then that was it. There was no agitating, no trouble making from him, and despite the efforts of others to taint his relationship with the club, the fans and the manager, he remains our captain and will lead the team this season. It's a measure of our class that the manager played down criticisms of Barcelona, for their constant talking, for the shirt 'prank' and everything else. He knows there's little to be had from public point scoring but if I were in his position I'd have been tempted to have a good sneer. What I would say though is that there's an onus on Arsene to give him a team that is capable of winning something this season. I see the stories this morning about him believing we can win it with the players we have right now. I really think that's just his usual way of being positive and trying to transmit that to the players. If Cesc was uneasy about his Arsenal future it was because he looked around the dressing room and saw players who were happy to go through the motions. The arrival of Sol Campbell in January put into sharp contrast some of the non-performers in terms of quality and attitude. This is a squad that needs strengthening and despite the usual non-commital quote about how 'we're not close' to signing anyone, I don't think our purchasing is done for the summer. He's acknowledged we're after 'at least one' centre-half and I think we know there's a keeper somewhere on the shopping list. There are also rumours of players moving on to make room for other arrivals further up the pitch but whether anything comes of them or not, I don't know. So we've won the battle to keep Cesc but a player of his drive, ambition and quality deserves to play in a team that can challenge for titles. It's down to the manager to improve the players he currently has and augment the squad with some real quality so we don't finish our season in the same pathetic way we did last time. Regardless of how long we stayed in the chase that's what people remember about our last campaign and why fans are so uneasy right now. Speaking of squads, Arsene hit out at the new rules about a 25 man squad, calling them 'disastrous' for football and he does make a lot of sense. I suppose the idea was to encourage clubs to produce more of their own players but how, if you do that, can you move on players to other clubs who have no room in their squads. I predict this could get quite messy. He also said Sol Campbell's move to Newcastle was not a surprise, so you can only imagine we've been planning for his departure. Ahead of the Emirates Cup we've got some injury issues, as you'd imagine. Denilson, Song, Diaby and Bendtner all miss out. The latter could be out for a few weeks yet, the others should be fit for next weekend's game in Poland. Of course there's no Cesc or Robin van Persie who return for training during the week. Still, it should be interesting to see who takes their chance this weekend. Our game against Milan kicks off this afternoon at 4.20, preceding that there's Celtic v Lyon. And seeing as it's a nice warm summer Saturday, football is back and the evil that is Barcelona has been defeated, for now, how about a competition. Classic Arsenal shirtMy old pals at Classic Football Shirts (@classicshirts on Twitter) have given me this genuine, match issue shirt worn by one of Arsenal's most legendary Norwegians called Pal. Click the image to have a closer look. To be in with a chance to win this shirt - or, if you'd prefer £150 worth of credit on their website - simply answer the following question: Name three players that have played for Arsenal and Celtic. Simples. Send your answers to competition@arseblog.com and I'll give you winner early next week. Right, that'll be about that. There's things, such as bacon and more coffee to attend to, and football this afternoon. Splendid.]]>
    2957 2010-07-31 08:36:35 2010-07-31 08:36:35 open open cescs-future-is-at-arsenal-now-for-some-football publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Emirates Cup day 1 + Sunday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/08/01/emirates-cup-day-1-sunday-round-up/ Sun, 01 Aug 2010 08:35:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2954
  • Of all the Arsenal Emmanuels, past and present, young Frimpong excites me like an altar boy in a room full of bishops. Except not in that way. I think a season out on loan would be the perfect thing for him but of all the youngsters he's the one making the most impact in pre-season.
  • Well, him and Jack Wilshere who played centrally and I thought was very good indeed. From Arsene's post-match comments it seems both of them will be part of the squad this season.
  • New boys Koscielny and Chamakh looked impressive. The latter got our goal, a nice finish it was too, generally held the ball up well, brought others into play cleverly and overall was pretty impressive. At the other end Koscielny was reassuringly good. He's quick, confident, reads the game well, likes a tackle and his passing was good. Still needs to hit the gym.
  • I wonder if it was telling that Lukasz Fabianski started against Milan. The keeper did all right and whatever you think about the Polish Gary Sprake it's better for us that he does well when called upon.
  • Kieran Gibbs is going to give Gael Clichy a real run for his money this season. This is good.
  • The goal we conceded was a bit silly but the way that screeching witch Alan Parry was going on you'd swear it was the end of days. It's a fucking pre-season training game and why does he get to commentate on so many of our games? The sooner Sky introduce a red button to just watch the game without a commentator the better. I would pay extra for that.
  • Our new kit is seriously nice. It's the kind of kit that demands you win a trophy. Having proper white sleeves makes us more Arsenal than last year. We need this.
  • Overall, it was a good run out against a top team who are, in fairness, a few weeks behind us in terms of their pre-season preparations. Nevertheless, you have young lads like Wilshere and Frimpong who are using it to show what they can do and force their way into the manager's plans for the season ahead. Is young Eastmond injured? If he is it's a shame for him because the Frimster has surged ahead of him in the pecking order, I reckon. It'll be interesting to see what kind of a team he puts out today against Celtic. We know Almunia will start but surely those who played 90 minutes yesterday won't be used. Djourou and Nordtveit at centre-half, perhaps? Hopefully an Alan Parryless TV will reveal all later. Afterwards the manager was asked, inevitably, about Cesc and said:
    At the moment, what is important is that when Cesc comes back, that he comes out.
    Which is going to be quite the shock to his girlfriend, I'm sure. In seriousness though, the manager made the point that the only way the speculation will completely stop, despite Arsenal saying we won't sell and Barcelona saying Arsenal won't talk to them, is for Cesc to nail his red and white colours firmly to the mast. He said:
    Who can stop the speculation? Only Cesc maybe, I don't know, maybe not even Cesc. But that is how I feel. We cannot go into a season where everyday you read about that. He has not played today and I sit here and speak about Fabregas.
    And if it's tiresome and trying for us it must be just that for Arsene too. A line has be drawn at this point, we need to focus on what's important, Cesc needs to come back and lead this team, and once that's all done everything will fall into place as we begin our historic four trophy season ending in a 5-0 (Eboue 3, Bartley, Sunu) humiliation of Barcelona in the Champions League final. Hey, it's pre-season, and I'm still a bit drunk. In a quick Sunday gossip round-up the News of the World links us with Bosnian defender Emir Spahic, whose name makes me think of middle-eastern lesbians for some reason. He currently plays for Montpellier and is being lined up, apparently, in case we can't sign Mertesacker. Told you it was quick. That's all there is. More football again later, can't argue with that. Don't forget the classic shirt competition, see yesterday's blog for more. Have a good Sunday.]]>
    2954 2010-08-01 08:35:32 2010-08-01 08:35:32 open open emirates-cup-day-1-sunday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _wp_old_slug _edit_lock
    Emirates Cup day 2 and stuff http://arseblog.net/2010/08/02/emirates-cup-day-2-and-stuff/ Mon, 02 Aug 2010 08:35:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2952 said afterwards:
    I don't need to convince anybody, I just do my job. I have a couple more years on my contract and that's it, I'm an Arsenal player.
    While Arsene said:
    We have two more weeks to decide what I will do. Overall we will play the player who I think deserves to play. It is competition in pre-season and you have to live with that.
    Arsene has a bit of a soft spot for Fabianski but it seems odd to me that Almunia is the Arsenal keeper most under threat. He's easily the best option between the two and if he'd made the same kind of errors Fabianski had made his Arsenal career would be well and truly over by now. I hope Arsene is addressing the goalkeeping issue, I've said for ages that we need a change, but if we go into the new season with Fabianski ahead of Almunia I'll be well and truly gobsmacked. The boss also confirmed the search for a centre-half but refused to be drawn on the rumours surrounding Per Mertesacker:
    I would not like to come out on names because it raises the price straight away by 50 per cent. Ideally we still want one or two players.
    We still got the 'not close to signing anyone' thing but things can change very quickly. Let's not forget one of our most successful signings in recent times came when we discovered the player was about to sign for another club. A quick phone call and we'd hijacked Sylvester's move to Sunderland. With a full week to train and get ready for the game against Legia Warsaw there's lots of time for Arsene and Ivan Gazidis to ensure that the squad is complete before the first game of the season. I know there's almost a full month until the end of the transfer window but in an ideal world we'd have everything done before the trip to Anfield. Beyond that not a great deal going on. Today is your last chance to enter the competition to win the classic Pal Lydersen shirt. Details can be found on this post and the winner will be announced in the morning. And that's about that. As it's a bank holiday here I can laze about the place for the whole day without feeling guilty. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. Have a good one, more tomorrow.]]>
    2952 2010-08-02 08:35:08 2010-08-02 08:35:08 open open emirates-cup-day-2-and-stuff publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _wp_old_slug _edit_lock
    Sagna revisits old ground + Classic Shirts winner http://arseblog.net/2010/08/03/sagna-revisits-old-ground-classic-shirts-winner/ Tue, 03 Aug 2010 08:33:51 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2950 we have to put things right:
    If you remember what happened last year against Wigan, that shows we need to keep playing. Maybe we stop playing sometimes because we think the game is too easy. We need to talk more on the pitch and stay together.
    It's a poor indictment of a team when they acknowledge their own complacency but it's not like this is a new issue. Here's Arsene:
    At the moment, I'm not sure we can focus all the time in every single game, especially when we think the game will be easy. We're sometimes a bit too confident in the home games when we need to put some effort in.
    Leaving the bit about the home games aside it all sounds quite familar. And that's from just after the Hull game in September 2008. Towards the end of the 2008-9 season I remember quotes from both Sagna and Clichy talking about a 'lack of focus' and how a chance of attitude was needed. So this, despite us being aware of it for a long time, is still clearly an issue. It's worth noting that on the day we played Wigan we had no Fabregas, no Vermaelen, no van Persie until the 89th minute and even no Gallas. The latter's leadership skills leave much to be required but he is, at least, the kind of player who doesn't like to lose. Without the drive of the others we coasted through the game, came undone in an awful manner, and it changed the outlook on our season in a drastic way. I'm glad Sagna is talking about how we need to address this problem yet I worry about how many of our team are content to coast through their careers. I know people go on about how we haven't won anything in five years but twice in that time we could have won the league. On one occasion we got ourselves in a brilliant position but faded away, the post-Eduardo trauma and the loss of important players like Flamini and Sagna to injury kicking in. Last season our chances were admittedly slimmer but we were there or thereabouts. Yet watching that Wigan game you'd never have known that. Careers are short and when you're in with a chance, no matter if it's just an outside one, you have to give everything. We have players who, when they're not being carried by those more ambitious and driven, don't give enough. As I said, I welcome Sagna's comments, it shows there's an awareness of the issue but I've got the whole leopards and spots thing going on. It is interesting to note Arsene's comments about the new signings, Chamakh and Koscielny. He called them both 'fighters'. He made the same reference this weekend to Wilshere and Frimpong who, he says, will be part of the squad this season. So perhaps that's an inidication from the manager that he has had to import players with qualities that some of the current crop don't have. As I've always said fans will never criticise a team or a player that gives 100%. There's likely to be a hangover from last season as this one begins, that's inevitable unfortunately, but it's down to Arsene to get the most from the players he has. Wenger's teams have always been fighters. Perhaps a bit too fighty at times (Red Card Shame!) but you could never, ever accuse them of the kind of complacency we've witnessed in recent seasons. More than new signings or anything else that's what's got to change this year. Anyway, before it gets all too miserable Sagna has also hailed the new boys, calling them 'amazing'. Both have looked good in pre-season but the proof of the pudding will come as things get underway properly and the pressure is on. Thomas Vermaelen on Koscielny - he's impressed thus far. More hot air from Barcelona as former President Joan Gaspart says Wenger wanted to go and manage them but was blocked by PHW. He also says Sandra Rosell must go to London to talk face to face with AW because he's a tricksy sort and you never know if he's bluffing until you meet him in person. I have no great knowledge of Rosell as a person but if he can't ascertain that Wenger is deadly serious in his stance regarding Cesc I would have to seriously question his intelligence. Denilson on Cesc, and Puyol's comments. Interesting to note Puyol has publicly denied them saying they were fabricated by the English press. I'm pretty sure they were made in Spanish and merely translated by the English press, but no matter. And that's about that. Just time to give you the winner of the Classic Football Shirts competition. I asked you to name three players who have played for Celtic and Arsenal. You could have chosen from Charlie Nicholas, John Hartson, Martin Hayes, Ian Wright, Jeremie Aliadiere and going back some, Joe Haverty. I may have missed others but pretty much everyone got some form of right answer. And the winner of the shirt, or £150 credit on the @classicshirts website, as selected by the RNG is: Hayden Henderson. Well done to you, I'll be in touch with more details and hard luck everyone else. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2950 2010-08-03 08:33:51 2010-08-03 08:33:51 open open sagna-revisits-old-ground-classic-shirts-winner publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Transfers? Here, play with some Letraset instead. http://arseblog.net/2010/08/04/transfers-here-play-with-some-letraset-instead/ Wed, 04 Aug 2010 08:32:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2948 he wants to keep the club's best players, but we all know that he's just doing it to spite Arsene. If Hughes is actually walking the walk as well as talking the talk we really ought to be setting our sights elsewhere. Schwarzer would certainly have been a slight improvement on what we've got but hardly the kind of signing that would have people high-fiving each other outside a bar like when they see some bloke off the internet. Who the other candidates might be I do not know but I can't imagine all our eggs are in one Australian basket. Then there's the other centre-half we need. There's lots of talk about Bosnian Emir Spahic (Arise, Chimp!). Anagrams aside though he'd be a seriously underwhelming arrival. When our defence needs an injection of top class experience and quality, I don't think he brings any of these things to the table. He's a journeyman pro who has shuffled around Europe and currently plays for a club who, admittedly, had a good season in Ligue 1 last year after just being promoted the previous season. Maybe it was all down to him and his late-blooming awesomeness, it just seems a bit like bargain basement shopping to me. Not to write the chap off or anything, we know Arsene Wenger is capable of finding unearthed gems, but this bloke is 30 and I just get a distinct honk of Sylvester off this. Let's see what happens though, we could all end up loving The Spa. Speaking of central-defenders, Thomas Vermaelen says he's got to improve on his first season at the club, saying:
    If you play for Arsenal you can never say 'I had a good year, so now I'll ease off'. That's not possible. People ask you to do better every year and I will try to do that.
    And on the team he says:
    I hope we can perform as a team and that's the way we will achieve what we want. That is the challenge: not only to maintain the level but to improve upon it because it wasn't enough last season, we didn't achieve anything. We have to grow again.
    The desire to not not achieve anything, or put simpler, to achieve something, can't be underestimated. Tomas Rosicky talks about his lust for trophies and it has to be something that burns at every single member of the squad. If second is nothing then third is one less than nothing. And even though that's one more than fourth it's still not great. All things considered like. Some players are on their way out of the club. Hull are rumoured to be signing Jay Simpson for a cool £1.2m which we'll reinvest in a pair of 34 year old Lithuanian right backs from FC Vilnius. Henri Lansbury is looking at a loan move to either Hull or West Brom while Sanchez Watt, pardon, has joined Leeds United on loan for the season. Havard Nordtveit wants to follow in Steve Bould's footsteps. Not all the way though. That would mean some time at Stoke where he would have his entire disposition affected by that rancid little goblin, Tony Pulis. Tomorrow is Members Day when, erm, members are let in to watch a training session which takes place at the Grove. Last year there was all manner of high-jinks, like a crossbar challenge competition from about 20 yards so nobody tweaked a hammy, and other stuff too. I think Eboue made balloon animals. It also sees the return of World Cup finalists Robin van Persie and Cesc Fabregas, two players who are absolutely vital to us if we want to achieve anything this season. Anyone who thinks otherwise is quite clearly mental in the face. As such I would hope that none of the internet blowhards who claim they'd 'get shot' of our captain because of what's happened this summer are attending. Not least because they might smear their mental on the seats and some normal person might catch the mental when they sit there for a game this season. What's gone on this summer hasn't been much fun but Cesc Fabregas is one of the best midfield players in the world and anyone who isn't happy that he's at the club for the season ahead needs their head examined. The underlying reasons for what's gone on also need to be taken into account before people start spewing their online ire in public. Arsene Wenger said it was down to Cesc to stop the stories, Barcelona are still talking, they will never, ever stop, so let's leave it in the hands of the captain for now. You can watch the members day thingy live via the official site tomorrow. I want Eboue to make me a gnu! Till then.]]>
    2948 2010-08-04 08:32:36 2010-08-04 08:32:36 open open transfers-here-play-with-some-letraset-instead publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    On Cesc and Arsenal's spine http://arseblog.net/2010/08/05/on-cesc-and-arsenals-spine/ Thu, 05 Aug 2010 08:30:44 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2945 Yet he has always known that any deal was 100% dependent on Arsenal. If they wouldn't negotiate then that was that. If Barcelona couldn't come up with the money then that was that. Barcelona have talked a lot but they're like a yappy dog. They simply cannot back up their incessant chatter with the required finances. I'm sure they promised him the sun, moon and stars yet they prioritised the signing of David Villa above him to the point where they then had to borrow money just to keep the club afloat. Barcelona's tactics have been, from the start, designed to capture Cesc on the cheap with consistent attempts to damage his relationship with Arsenal, Arsene Wenger and the Arsenal fans. Players, chairmen, officials of all shapes and sizes have been hugely vocal, putting words in his mouth, try to destabilise him at this club. Perhaps they expected Arsenal to be more forgiving, more acquiescent, instead they got intransigence. From the time of our first statement until now the message has been the same: Cesc is not for sale, we will not negotiate. And that is something that should be applauded. We haven't given in to the bullying tactics, the barrage of media speculation and fiction chucked our way from the Spanish and the English press who have been quite willing to help Barcelona do their dirty work. We have stood firm in the face of truly appalling behaviour, kept relatively quiet when it must have been so tempting to go off on one (e.g - when Wenger was asked about Puyol last weekend), and maintained a dignity throughout this as Barcelona looked increasingly desperate, like a hobo scratching around for pennies to buy a bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild when all they could afford was 'Tesco Value Fortified Wine'. There are those who point to the statements of loyalty made by Torres and Gerrard, both of whom considered leaving Liverpool this summer. Yet which club pursued them in the same way as Barcelona pursued Cesc? Which club had the same attraction to them that Barcelona has to Cesc? Gerrard is already at his 'childhood' club, Torres left his to come to England and is hardly going to make a backwards step at this stage of his career. How many of us are doing jobs we love yet go through periods of disillusionment with our employer? He is only human after all and the lure of this Barcelona team must be enormous. So it's by no means the same thing. Yet we do need something similar from Cesc. He is the captain of this football club after all. I've read lots of stuff this summer across Arsenal websites and those who state with all their might that he should be replaced as captain are wrong. Taking the captaincy away does what, exactly? Demotivates and humiliates the player in the most public way. The other players in the team respect him, for his personality, for his ability and for the way he leads the team by example every time he walks onto the pitch. If they have no issue with him as captain why should we? There is no Gallas style split in the dressing room. And those who would question his commitment should he stay clearly haven't watched Cesc Fabregas closely since he made his debut on the 28th October 2003, nearly seven years ago. He wants to win every game he plays. He is a driven, ambitious and committed footballer, why would that change now? Would those who are so quick to slag off the team, the manager, and everything else, not consider that perhaps Cesc saw some of the same issues they did as they demand he be stripped of the captaincy and sold? I don't believe that his heart won't be in it if he stays at Arsenal this season. Perhaps it's an unfortunate phrase to borrow but he's just not that kind of player. It's impossible for him to go onto a football pitch and do anything other than try and win the game for his team. Those who speak about his connection with Barcelona also overlook his connection with Arsenal. Do people think that because he might have wanted to go home that he has no feelings for Arsenal or Arsenal fans? That's not the case. I know for a fact he loves Arsenal Football Club. If he ended up thinking he couldn't achieve what he wanted to in the game at Arsenal then that leaves others with questions to answer too. We don't need an explanation from Cesc. The nuts and bolts of it are clearly apparent to everyone - we just need him to say he's staying and then we can focus on the rest of the season, distracted only by the bits and pieces that crop up in any normal campaign. So, let's see what pans out in the next couple of days. I'm not suggesting people should just forget what's gone on this summer, just try and understand it, and remember that the ambitions we all share, for Arsenal to win trophies and successful, are best served with Cesc Fabregas in our team. In other news Theo and Thomas Vermaelen speak about Cesc's return and a little about his situation. Vermaelen says:
    He's a leader of the team. He is the skipper and the boss gave him the armband because he is important. The way he plays, not just with his feet but also the work he puts in, is hard for anybody to match. He is a complete player. Cesc knows we want him to stay.
    There's not much you can add to that. It's interesting to note how quickly Vermaelen has developed into one of the leaders of this team. Intelligent, articulate and a man whose performances and commitment inspire those around him. We often talk about spine of a team being crucial, from Vermaelen to Cesc to van Persie ours is more or less complete. It requires one more factor and that's the goalkeeper. Old ground here, I know, but it's important. As a shot stopper Almunia is as competent as any other Premier League keeper, what we're lacking back there is the organisational skills of someone like Lehmann or Seaman. The old back four spoke about the calming presence of Seaman, how they knew where he'd be, how it allowed them to play with more freedom. Jens was a demanding character, how often did we see him berating a defender for failing to pick up a man or simply doing as Jens commanded? Different styles but the same effect. None of the goalkeepers at the club have anything approaching that. There's no command of the area, defenders don't know from one game to the next if the keeper is going to come and sweep up (as Jens did) or stay on his line, and little in the way of fear/respect. If you know your keeper is going to bite your head off you'll stay focussed. The only fear surrounding our current crop is that they'll make a mistake. If you go into games wondering if your keeper is going to throw one into his own net or hand a quick free kick to the opponent it must be hard to work with. It certainly doesn't make it easy to form a tight, cohesive defensive unit of which a keeper is a vital part. That's why, for me, a new keeper is so crucial for the new season. Reflex tests and making brilliant saves in training is all well and good but if you have all the presence of a dwarf ghost when the pressure's on you, and your team, will be found wanting. We witnessed it on countless occasions in recent years. Why we haven't done anything about it yet is beyond me. I know we've been trying and that deals are complicated things. It's not as easy as buying the morning paper but I honestly believe that if we go into this season with Almunia or Fabianski as first choice we're lowering our chances of winning things significantly. The base of our spine is weak and if a spine is like a chain then a chain is only as strong as it's weakest link and then Anne Robinson will come along with her ginger face fur and nobody wants that. Buy a keeper, AW, please. There's not much else going on. Some rumours surrounding Tomas Rosicky and Galatasaray which are, as yet, unfounded. There have been whispers that Rosicky was a player we were willing to let go but only if another target was brought in. If the increased rumours about his departure are true then I hope there's a correlation between that and a possible new arrival. Of course it could just mean more chances for Jack Wilshere and while I'd be happy to see him make a breakthrough I'd hope we wouldn't weaken our squad any further. Anyway, we should get more from Arsene today, there's always a bit of gossip around the members day, so hopefully there's plenty to talk about tomorrow. Till then.]]>
    2945 2010-08-05 08:30:44 2010-08-05 08:30:44 open open on-cesc-and-arsenals-spine publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc is back, and staying, now let's move on http://arseblog.net/2010/08/06/cesc-is-back-and-staying-now-lets-move-on/ Fri, 06 Aug 2010 08:29:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2943 Bob Wilson has slammed Barcelona for their behaviour this summer while The Goon Blog has some interesting bits and pieces from the shareholder's Q&A. The most newsworthy bit is that Nicklas Bendtner's 'small, small' injury will keep him out until October, not good news. With Robin unlikely to be risked in the first few games there'll be a lot of pressure on new boy Marouane Chamakh. I doubt he'll be phased by it, every player would want to have more opportunity to play, but from our own point of view the fuller our squad the better. I suspect Robin and Cesc will be left at home as the team make their way to Poland for a game against Legia Warsaw tomorrow. This game was part of the deal which brought Lukasz Fabianski to the club. [Insert obvious joke about giving him back/leaving him behind here]. I think it's being shown via the official website but those of you who are lucky enough to get the dulcet toned Setanta Ireland it's on live there too. It's the final game of our pre-season but what will frustrate the manager and fans is the ridiculous round of international friendlies that are taking place next week. For example, Spain are playing Mexico in Mexico. Cesc has been called up to the Spanish squad, Vela to the Mexico squad. Any vague hopes of playing the captain seem even more so if he's traveling that kind of distance and we know that it generally takes Vela about a week to recover from any sojourn outside greater London. There's a full list of fixtures here, you can be sure many of our players are involved and to schedule these games in the week the new season starts is nothing short of outrageous. And I mean that not just from an Arsenal point of view but for every club. It's insulting to the clubs and the fans to have international games which are utterly pointless so soon after inflicting that heap of shit World Cup on us. We can only hope that our usual raft of post-friendly injuries don't scupper us too badly. And I maintain that somebody needs to set Sepp Blatter on fire. Then put him out. Then set him on fire again. Then put him out. Then ... you get the picture. Idiot. Theo Walcott spells out his ambitions for the new season after admitting Fabio Capello made him a bit teary when he left him out of the World Cup squad. Tears, which I'm sure, turned to tears of relief and joy as he witnessed England's performances. Anyway, he's hoping to stay injury free:
    The full pre-season will definitely help. It was an on-off season last season and it's difficult to come back from that. I would just get back and I'd get another injury. This year I'm just going to get out there and show people what I can do. It's all I can do really.
    And it's true. All any of us can do is what we do and hopefully Theo does more of the bits that he does well and less of the bits that he doesn't. That's all all he can do. As the search for a centre-half continues it looks like the stories linking us with Emlyn Spatchcock are pretty much a load of old bollocks. I expect his signing to be made official by the end of the day. The Arsenal Supporter's Trust have just published a survey of their members covering pretty much everything you can think of with regards to the club, from the team's performance, the manager, ticket prices and loads more. You can download it from here, there's some interesting stuff. Apparently Leeds, Hull and Crystal Palace have all had bids accepted for Jay Simpson. And that's about that. Just to remind you that the Arsecast will return next Friday. I was thinking of moving it to a different day, and I may still consider that, but it'll be back next week anyway. Remember as well you can subscribe to the Mailing List and follow Arseblog on Twitter. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2943 2010-08-06 08:29:32 2010-08-06 08:29:32 open open cesc-is-back-and-staying-now-lets-move-on publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Cesc stays = I'm happy. QED. http://arseblog.net/2010/08/07/cesc-stays-im-happy-qed/ Sat, 07 Aug 2010 08:28:22 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2941 Cesc made his statement yesterday and committed himself to Arsenal for the season ahead. It has, naturally enough, sparked all manner of analysis both positive and negative. For me the most important thing about it was that it was honest. There was no denial of the lure of Barcelona, no verbose badge kissing, no trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes. I've always said Cesc has had a professional outlook on this. He knew that unless Barcelona offered money close to his true worth then no deal was ever going to take place. Barça's admission that they made no bid which exceeded €40m illustrates perfectly how they tried to play things. You have to wonder if, after all their talk about how much they wanted him, it stings a bit that they wouldn't put their money with their mouth is. That a club with forwards like Messi, Ibrahimovic, Pedro, Bojan etc decided they needed David Villa more than they needed him. This ridiculous notion they have that because he left the club at 16 that they have some right to get him on the cheap has skewed their thinking. It's at Arsenal that he has developed into one of the finest midfield players in the world and he acknowledges that in his statement also. I've never had any doubts about his professionalism and I don't have any now. I fully expect the first time he has a relatively quiet game the footballing soothsayers will come out and tell us he's got his mind on Barcelona, that's something we're going to have to live with, but we've had the privilege of watching Cesc Fabregas for nearly seven years now, I don't think you can ever accuse him of not trying or not caring. It's simply not in his nature. His desire to win football matches is a big part of what makes him the great player he is, that will not change. As for the captaincy, I agree with Goodplaya to an extent, it is a challenge, but by no means an insurmountable one and not as big a one as some suggest. I think we need to remember that the way players feel about things and the way fans feel about things are often very different. We're passionate and emotional, as they can be too at times, but ultimately this is their job, and players will understand what he was thinking this summer. Will they respect him any less? I don't think so. He's a leader, he showed that on the pitch last season in his performances, and I think with the emerging Vermaelen and the mature van Persie he's got solid lieutenants at last. And as I said the other day there's simply no way of removing the captaincy from a player without demotivating and humiliating him. Cesc remains captain of the club and I've really got no issue with that at all. Maybe we do just have him for one more season, who knows? A lot can happen in in football in 12 months. What's most important is that we have Cesc Fabregas, a brilliant football player and a crucial part of our team. Whatever your outlook on this we all share the same ambition - for Arsenal Football Club to win something in the season ahead. Our chances of doing so are much greater when we have Cesc Fabregas in our team. I'm not going to start worrying about next summer already. To me that is the most sinister, self-harming form of masochism I can think of. We've got Cesc now and that's what important. Be happy. Be thankful that our club stood firm and refused to be bullied by Barcelona whose behaviour, I hope, has tainted their image in the eyes of fans across the world. They've always been viewed, shirt colours aside, as the light to the dark side of Real Madrid. The truth is they're no different, in fact, they're probably worse. AW is right when he says it's good for football. And if I could draw a great big line under all this now I would. Oh, wait. I can. A great big line underneath all this So, onto matters more footbally and we've got a friendly against Legia Warsaw today. As The Sun links us with a most unlikely £25m move for Pepe Reina, Arsene spoke about the keepers we currently have at the club, saying:
    Fabianski has another opportunity to show that he can play No 1. Wojciech is a goalkeeper of huge quality. At the moment we want to play for the title so I believe he needs some more experience to compete directly for the first goalkeeper position. But it depends a little bit. We have four goalkeepers, one of them will go out on loan, three have to stay so we do not know yet who will go out.
    Ok, I know the idea of Fabianski at number 1 is bowel-looseningly scary but consider the fact the manager is in Poland, at a press conference at the club Fabianski came from. It's neither the time nor the place to say 'Well, yeah, I need a new goalkeeper'. Regardless of what you think about Lukasz shattering his already brittle confidence is hardly good management. It's clear Arsene sees something in Fabianski that pretty much nobody else does but that doesn't mean he's blind to the fact that this is an area in which a signing would seriously improve us. We know he's looking but as yet the search has not proved successful. I'm hoping it will be, sooner rather than later, but until then, as there's nothing we can do and nothing no amount of moaning or keening softly in the corner can do, we just have to hope that the keepers we have play well. Robin van Persie on why he loves the Arsenal. I'm just hoping he gets a break ... erm ... wrong choice of words perhaps ... gets the rub of the green and stays fit this season. He deserves it, the Arsenal fans deserve it, and if he does I feel it in my waters he's going to have a great one. He won't be playing today, nor will Cesc, but it should be a decent warm up and good preparation for the new season which is drawing ever, more excitingly, closer. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2941 2010-08-07 08:28:22 2010-08-07 08:28:22 open open cesc-stays-im-happy-qed publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug
    Eleven goals that sum up Arsenal right now http://arseblog.net/2010/08/08/eleven-goals-that-sum-up-arsenal-right-now/ Sun, 08 Aug 2010 08:26:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2939 He wasn't earlier in the week when he spoke to Amy Lawrence for the Observer. He hinted that he may extend his contract at Arsenal. We'll have to see what happens there, I'm unsure if he will, and the idea of him leaving is no longer as unthinkable as it once was. Then there's this:
    There is still work to be done before the season opens. Wenger makes no secret of his need for another centre-half. And does he understand why people expect him to bring in a new goalkeeper? "Yes," he says, smiling ruefully.
    So we know he knows he needs a centre-half and a goalkeeper. We know he's been looking. Instead of castigating him for not buying - and don't get me wrong, I have my concerns and really think we should have sorted this out much earlier - perhaps it might be a better question to wonder why we haven't been able to buy anyone yet. There is a pressing need for these players, something the manager acknowledges, do we really think he's just sitting around waiting for the perfect player to drop into his lap? Perhaps he's being a little too exact in his search, at some point he's going to have to buy who he can buy simply because needs must, but he's not in the middle of a Tekken marathon with Ivan Gazidis and just not bothering his arse. Let's see and let's hope that whatever needs to be done is done this week, the team needs it. Bacary Sagna sets it in stone:
    Finishing in the top four is not good enough. Finishing second or third is not enough. The main thing is ­finishing first. I wouldn’t be happy playing in the World Cup Final if we lost it. The best thing is to win the Premier League.
    Scoff you might but that's exactly the kind of attitude that's needed throughout this squad. In other news Theo Walcott, Kieran Gibbs and Jack Wilshere have all been called up to the England squad for Wednesday's game against Hungary. Congratulations to them, I hope it goes well and injury free. And I hope they don't catch John Terry from John Terry. And that's about that for this Sunday. The countdown to the new season begins in earnest this week. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2939 2010-08-08 08:26:42 2010-08-08 08:26:42 open open eleven-goals-that-sum-up-arsenal-right-now publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Why would City give us Given? http://arseblog.net/2010/08/09/why-would-city-give-us-given/ Mon, 09 Aug 2010 08:25:56 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2937 Mirror's exclusive regarding Shay Given. They reckon that we'll try and get him, on loan at least, should Joe Hart be made the number 1 at Man City. It does make some sense because Given isn't the kind of player who would be happy to sit around on the bench but I'm struggling to see why City would let it happen. Like it or not, because of the money they've spent City are a genuine rival now. The very least they'll be aiming for this season is a Champions League spot. Giving Arsenal Shay Given undoubtedly makes Arsenal better and their job more difficult. They could even be quite clever about it and play Given until the end of August then install Hart as number 1 if that's what they want to do. With the transfer window closed there's nothing Given can do until January at the earliest. Don't me get wrong, I'd love to see it happen, he is a far better keeper than any of the ones we have now, but I just can't believe that it will. I also wouldn't put it past City and the sneaky twat that runs them now (Garry Cook) to lead us right up the garden path and then not sell/loan us the player at which point it'll be too late to do anything else. Sort of the way Liverpool behaved when we almost signed Xabi Alonso that time. Why, at the last minute, would they have weakened themselves and made us stronger? I never understood that and never bought the story we were just £200,000 short. So, I won't exactly be holding my breath over this one and hopefully during the week the keepers we have will do well in dropping practice. It'll be a relatively quiet training ground this week. The nonsensical decision to hold the international friendlies certainly does not make for ideal preparation. As far as I can tell we'll be without the following players until Thursday at the earliest: Nasri, Vermaelen, Cesc, Vela, Wilshere, Gibbs, Walcott, Rosicky, Eboue, Fabianski and Arshavin. Those who represented France in the World Cup are left at home, which is good for Sagna and Clichy and perhaps Diaby who, along with Denilson and Song is injured. Quite how injured we don't know yet but with none of the three taking part in any of the pre-season games at all it seems a bit of a stretch to assume they'll be fit and ready for Sunday. It seems the boss has already ruled out Cesc and van Persie due to their late return so, more than any other time, we have to hope our boys don't pick up any injuries on their travels. We're already down to bare bones and the season hasn't even started. So it's going to be more challenging than AW would have liked on the training ground but with only Vermaelen missing from what is likely to be our back 5 at Anfield there's enough to work with to put some of the defensive deficiencies right. And I have enough confidence in Vermaelen's quality to be able to come back, slot in and pick up the beat straight away. I expect a week of speculation too as the kick-off approaches. The squad is not complete, we all know that, and the pressure is on the club to deliver the signings. Not to make fans feel better but simply to give us the best possible chance of a winning start to the season. There's a relatively easy home start to the season - although underestimating newly promoted teams like Blackpool, with their vim and vigour and energy, has undone us in the past - but then an away trip to Blackburn, a home game against Bolton and another trip north to Sunderland will all prove tricky enough. Saturday's game against Legia was no sign that we've learned to cope better with the physical side of things and you can be quite sure that the Fat Walrus will be ready to stage an aerial onslaught while Kevin Davies will be sharpening his elbows for Bolton's visit. It's going to be tough, but then it always is, and we've got to show we can look after ourselves. Not much else going on this Monday morning. I'm not interested in Pep Guardiola understanding our position re: Cesc, it's a shame Barcelona didn't deign to understand it earlier, despite it being quite clear since the whole thing began. Oh well. More tomorrow.]]> 2937 2010-08-09 08:25:56 2010-08-09 08:25:56 open open why-would-city-give-us-given publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Given - Nasri - Cesc - RVP - Gibbs - Wilshere - Holic http://arseblog.net/2010/08/10/given-nasri-cesc-rvp-gibbs-wilshere-holic/ Tue, 10 Aug 2010 08:25:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2935 Given said:
    I haven't joined City to sit on the bench or whatever. I've gone there to play. If that's not the case, I suppose I'll sit down on Monday with the club and see where to go after that. You don't want to miss any football so, for me, it's very important that I play.
    That he's gone so public is quite interesting, particularly after the 'exclusive' appeared in the Mirror. He sounds like a man who knows the number 1 jersey is going to Joe Hart and wants to go to play regularly elsewhere. I'm still dubious that City would let him go to us but the door remains slightly ajar on this one. If we are genuinely interested and he's genuinely waiting to see who gets the nod on Saturday then it means we go to Anfield with what we've got. Sorry to induce fear plops so early in the morning but that's what it is. More on that as the week progresses. The manager spoke about the possibility of Cesc and Robin van Persie being involved and said:
    They are a lot behind. Cesc goes to Mexico so he will not be able to practice. I will have to see how both are on Friday. But they are both short. Cesc comes back on Thursday night or Friday, so we’ll have to see. I hope Van Persie will have a good week of preparation, but I think he will be short as well.
    While I understand their pre-season preparations have been hit by the World Cup the fact that Denilson, Diaby and Song have not played a minute of pre-season football means we could be going to Liverpool with Frimpong and Wilshere in the side. They've done well in pre-season, no question, and I've got high hopes for them in the long-term, but we saw them a bit overrun against Legia. The Frimster in particular found it tough going. That game was more intense, more competitive, than any of the other pre-season games, and life became more difficult for them. Sunday will be up another notch or two. They might well rise to the occasion but I think ruling out Cesc, in particular, would be foolish. It's not as if he played every minute of every game in South Africa and the team needs him. Should none of the three injured players make it back in time I think the manager will have to assess the fact that it's going to be a challenge to win at Anfield with a full team, let alone a couple of teenagers who have barely a handful of first team appearances between them. One man who will hopefully continue his fine form in midfield is Samir Nasri who makes it quite clear how he's viewing the season ahead:
    I missed football for two-and-a-half months. I had a lot of time to rest and ask myself questions. I am not hungry now, I am starving.
    And from benlyt on Twitter:
    I'm not fighting Cesc for one position. We'll prove Evra wrong, no men v boys this season.
    I like that kind of attitude and hopefully it rubs off on some of the others in the squad. I'm told Nasri's pre-season preparations were, even before he returned for training with us, intense. You can see there's a seriousness about him and he looks focussed and driven. This can only be a good thing for us and I really think he's going to be an important player this season. He's away with France, fingers crossed he comes back intact, and hopefully there's a better relationship between new coach Larry White and Arsene Wenger than there ever was with Domenech, the Russell Grant of French football. Laurent Koscielny says he wants to play for France rather than Poland. On the patented 'give a shit' scale I score an epic 0.00000000001. Liam Brady says it's good news for the Arsenal academy that Gibbs and Wilshere have been called up to the English squad. One of the main aims of the academy has been to produce, not just players, but English players who are good enough to play at the top level. It's taken a long time really. Ashley Cole is the only one who has come through in recent years, but there's a wealth of talent bubbling under right now. Whether or not they all make it remains to be seen. They need the right combination of luck and hard work but Gibbs and Wilshere certainly have all the potential it takes. They've got to make the most of the chances they're given this season and try and ignore the hype as much as possible. Finally for today, a trip down memory lane with the 'holic. When Arsenal fans are at each others throats it's important to remember we're all batting for the same team and gardening uphill together. You know it. Right, that'll do it for today. More tomorrow.]]>
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    The scary keeper situation gets scarier http://arseblog.net/2010/08/11/the-scary-keeper-situation-gets-scarier/ Wed, 11 Aug 2010 08:22:32 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2933 - "Good morning from the flight deck ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot John Denver with second in command Steve Fossett". - "What's that cabby? You want to play Nicki Lauda on the motorway?" - "This will be your home for the next fifteen years. And here's your cellmate Rapey Jim". - "By special ordinance of the Grand Dictator, Supreme Ruler of All Worlds, today shall be known as 'Play Sussudio by Phil Collins at 11 volume over and over again' day". - "I thirsted for it, like it were some kind of bewitching mead that would give sustenance to my very soul. This younger man's DNA, without it I felt powerless and limp"- from 'Xavi, the audiobook biography' as read by Joe Pasquale. "Seamus, does this potato look funny to you". "Of course that player coming back from a long injury is like a new signing". "Kids, this is your new mum ... Trevor". "I want to become the No1 in the Arsenal goal. Of course I don't know if I will play but I do believe I will as I played in many of the pre-season friendlies" - Lukasz Fabianski If there's anything to be learned from the fact that Fabianski has played more than Almunia I don't know but the closer we get to Sunday the more fear I've got that he'll actually start. From speaking to one or two other bloggers they also think it's more likely that he'll start the game than not. As I said after the Legia game I kind of feel sorry for him. He's like that clumsy waiter from the Simspons. If falling over Vermaelen's leg isn't bad enough the fates will conspire to have him collide with the post then boot a goal kick into his own net, or something. I don't know what he did in a previous life but I just get the feeling he's not done being punished yet. You can't fault his desire, ambition, attitude or any of that. The only thing you can fault are his goalkeeping abilities which are, sadly, a bit spacky, quite the drawback for a goalkeeper you have to say. At this point I don't see any kind of signing before Sunday and if that's the case then I would much prefer to see Almunia, or Mannone, or Wojscez©®, or George Wood, or Vince Bartram in goal. The Spaniard is clearly the best keeper we've got at this moment in time. AW could play Fabianski and he could do well, it's not impossible, but if that did happen it wouldn't be a case of the player justifying the manager's faith in him, more a case of a serious gamble which didn't fail. Yet. It's just too big a risk to play him on Sunday. With so many players absent, and youngsters like Frimpong and Wilshere ready to fill those gaps, we need as much solidity as possible. Fabianski gives the team, let alone the fans, the jitters, Almunia has to start. Fabianski continues:
    I believe I am good enough to play regularly in a Premier League team
    Could I suggest Sp*rs? Please. The Sun says this morning that Mark Schwarzer has handed in a transfer request at Fulham, so eager is he to make a move to Arsenal. Who can blame him? If I had to listen to Mark Hughes I'd do just the same. I mean, look at Philippe Senderos who is so unwilling to work for Hughes that he ruptured his own achilles tendon in training yesterday and will spend 9 months out. In seriousness though, that's a nasty injury, and I hope he recovers well. Poor bloke can't catch a break. Must have had lessons from Fabianski. Meanwhile Samir Nasri says he owes something to Joey Barton. No, really. He says:
    During one of my first matches in England, we played Newcastle  and Barton tried to intimidate me. It definitely made me a better player.
    I think I remember that game. Barton was his usual snarling self and after being brought on as a sub he launched into a tackle on Nasri which was very hard but I think, for once, quite fair. A few moments later as Barton ran past, Nasri tapped his ankles and sent him flying. Most amusing, as was Kevin Keegan's overreaction afterwards:
    Joey got a good tackle in on Nasri and then the guy just sliced him down
    Sliced him down, heh. Fun times. No doubt we'll revisit this when Newcastle return to the Grove in November. Some transfer news - Kyle Bartley has joined Sheffield United on loan for the season while young Dutchman Nacer Barazite has had a trial at Rangers. Nothing about players coming in but then we all know transfer stories are generally a load of old bollocks anyway. And that's about that. The stupid international friendlies organised by stupid FIFA and stupid UEFA take place today. Fingers crossed everyone comes home safe and sound, then we can really start looking forward to Sunday.]]>
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    Keep on keeping on http://arseblog.net/2010/08/12/keep-on-keeping-on/ Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:21:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2931 a goalkeeping threesome of a fashion. Aston Villa are apparently interested in Manuel Almunia who will replace Brad Friedel who is going to Fulham which will allow us to buy Mark Schwarzer. Seems a bit unlikely to me. Villa don't even have a manager at the moment and although Friedel and Hughes have a previous working relationship it seems odd to me that the American would, at his advanced years, not stay at Villa for the European football they're involved in. I suppose the fact that the article's byline is by 'football spy' tells us everything we need to know. I imagine it'll be one of the first things Arsene is asked about when his pre-game press conference takes place tomorrow. Last night I had a dream that Fabianski went out on loan and Almunia and Wojscez©® were doing battle for the number 1 shirt. It's all a bit of a mess at the moment with regards the goalkeeper. Apologies for the lack of credit but I read someone make the very good point that it's hardly ideal that a club like Arsenal has no definite first choice keeper at this point of pre-season. Let's be honest about this - the keepers we have currently in contention for the role, Almunia and Fabianski, are hardly what you'd call rock solid in terms of their confidence. They're like a pair of jittery curs, startled by loud noises and car horns. Not knowing if they're going to play is only going to make them more skittish, which is really the last thing we need. By all accounts Schwarzer is desperate to join us and that's hardly a surprise. He's spent his career knocking about mid-table clubs and now, right at the tail end of it a club like Arsenal comes calling. I certainly think he's a little bit better than what we have but not what I would call the ideal solution. Unfortunately, however, I think we're gone a little bit beyond that. The ideal, in my opinion, would have been to buy a top-class goalkeeper, there are some out there you know, much earlier than this so he could settle into the team, the players could get used to him, and we wouldn't be going into one of the most difficult away games of the season cacking our pants at who might play in goal. It's all a bit frustrating. At the same time I accept that work behind the scenes at Arsenal is done, for the most part, with the utmost secrecy. Who knows what kind of approaches have been made and failed for whatever reason? Clubs looking for too much, clubs unwilling to sell, players asking for ridiculous amounts of money. We're never going to go down the Sp*rs route and announce every time we've failed to sign a player, I just worry that our inability to get this most vital of positions sorted could cost us. Ray Parlour on our title chances - he reckons we can do it "if they can add one or two additions". I suppose it's better than subtracting additions, which in terms of numbers is what we've done. Richard Williams bigs up Theo Walcott in the Guardian. Kinda. I still don't see Theo as a starter but I suspect he'll get the nod at Anfield. Hopefully he's still smarting from his World Cup omission and we see a different Theo. Not much else going on - I did set up an Arseblog Facebook page if you want to do Facebook things to it. I find it very odd that despite having a website of my very own people expect you to also be on Facebook. Anyway, if Facebook is your thing you can 'click into my email number' and such. And there you have it, more tomorrow and, all things going well there'll be the first Arsecast of the new season. Until then.]]> 2931 2010-08-12 08:21:10 2010-08-12 08:21:10 open open keep-on-keeping-on publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _wp_old_slug _edit_lock What, injuries? It can't be + Arsecast 163. http://arseblog.net/2010/08/13/what-injuries-it-cant-be-arsecast-163/ Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:20:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2929 early team news ahead of Sunday's game isn't as promising as we would like. Johan Djourou is out (hamstring), Alex Song too (calf) while Diaby and Denilson will have late fitness tests. Even if they do make it neither of them has played even one minute of football this pre-season so their preparation is far from ideal. The manager said he'd assess Cesc Fabregas and Robin van Persie today and while we're certainly better equipped in the forward positions I hope he'll give real consideration to playing the captain. We're heading for Anfield with players who aren't fully fit or players who haven't even started a league game for us such is their youth. AW has to decide if the travel to Mexico has played a part but I'm sure if push came to shove Cesc would be ready to play. He was hardly off nightclubbing and eating kebabs while on his holidays. Ideally we could rest him and let him get some proper fitness work in but clearly this is not an ideal situation. We should get more from Arsene at his first press conference of the season later on. No doubt he'll be quizzed about potential new signings. Djourou's injury leaves us very light in the central-defensive area. We'll be starting Koscielny who is going to find the step up a real challenge, I think, and after that the only cover is Havard Nordtveit, a player still listed on the official site as a reserve and not part of the first team squad. Then there's the ongoing issue over the keeper. Fulham's Mark Schwarzer is quoted as saying:
    I need it to happen. I've had a couple of chats with Mark (Hughes). It's delicately poised. Who wouldn't be keen to go to Arsenal? At this stage in my career it's an amazing opportunity to play at that level and one I want to take.
    I have no doubt Hughes is making this more difficult than it needs to be, simply because he's a withery-lipped old cunt whose personal relationship with Arsene is worse than when Mia Farrow came home to find Woody had taken tucking in the kids to new levels. Obviously we're interested, Schwarzer wants to come, and at this stage there isn't an Arsenal fan around who wouldn't want it to happen. There are whispers that there might be some movement out and from what I can gather it only adds weight to the suggestion that of the keepers we have Fabianski is the preferred choice. I struggle to make sense of it too and I do fear that Fulham will continue to make this deal as laborious as possible. At least it shows we're trying, I suppose. Very trying indeed. Boom boom. Thomas Vermaelen sets out the requirements for the season ahead:
    You have to look at all games which we lost, and each one had its own story. In football, it is really difficult to perform at a high level in every game — and that is what we have to do every year. We are one year older now, more experienced.
    Leaving aside personnel issues the man from East Lower touches on 'lack of drive/urgency' in his season preview. I've touched on this many times and it's going to be a crucial factor. The introduction of the new players, described as 'fighters' by the boss is welcome, as is the ambition and hunger of young players like Wilshere and Frimpong who will certainly challenge some of the more established players and the ones who, without competition, rest on their scabby laurels. Add a couple of new faces and things will certainly look better. Anyway, more on that in the traditional Arseblog season preview which should be published some time this afternoon. Theo Walcott:
    It is a massive season for me. After the disappointment of the summer, I know what I have to do. When something doesn't go well for you, just forget about it and move on to the next one. That is what I will do this season.
    We've seen the way the World Cup snub has impacted on Nasri. We've got a serious, focussed player on our hands, ready to show all and sundry that Domenech got it wrong. Well, it's fairly obvious he got it wrong. More wrong then. By all accounts Theo had a good 45 minutes for England in midweek, let's hope he can continue that for us and start producing on a more consistent basis. And beyond that not much else happening, so it's time for the first Arsecast of the new season. Joining me to discuss the Liverpool game is the nefarious Mugsmasher himself who gives us his thoughts on the state of Liverpool and an outsider's look at Arsenal. For a more red and white perspective GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog is along, as is Arshavin and the usual bits and pieces. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (30mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio You'll notice new Arsecast theme music too which is based on the original theme tune by The Way Out. The the new song was produced by Johnny Massacre, Billy Batts, Trash Gordon - and Fanblade for Twin Vulcan Recordings. Please visit www.twinvulcan.com for a lifestyle blog containing drugs, sex and bad goings on. Please note Arseblog takes no responsibility for any combination of drugs, sex or bad goings on you might involve yourself with. So, there you go. I suspect we'll have lots to talk about tomorrow and do keep your eye out for the season preview later today. I'd best get writing that then. Have a good Friday.]]>
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    Arseblog season preview 2010-2011 http://arseblog.net/2010/08/13/arseblog-season-preview-2010-2011/ Fri, 13 Aug 2010 14:18:16 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2927 GOALKEEPERS Last year's verdict: As long as Almunia is fit I don't think we have too much to worry about. He's mature, as reliable as anyone else, and capable of match saving saves. If Fabianski can't improve when called upon though we may suffer a bit if he has a run in the team. Erm, well, half right. I wasn't expecting Almunia's reversion to his jittery old self. He had personal issues which saw him left out of the squad for periods and that meant more time for Fabianski. He didn't improve, if anything he got much, much worse and we suffered. It wasn't all down to him of course but he played his part. The fact that our best keeper last season was young Italian Mannone says it all. He had a brilliant game against Fulham but was far from faultless in his other appearances. Don Vito had the cushion of being young and inexperienced, something which neither Almunia nor Fabianski can fall back on. At the moment the keeper situation is a bit of a mess. Asked before the Liverpool game if he's looking for a keeper Wenger said:
    It's very difficult to speak about that before a big championship match. It's important we focus on the squad we have.
    The positive side of me wants to believe that he's aware that damaging the already brittle confidence of the keepers we have going into the opening game of the season at Anfield isn't a clever idea. Confirming the need for a new keeper could be counter-productive, especially as the smart money, if you can call it that, is on Fabianski starting. The talk is of Mark Schwarzer. Not the marquee signing we'd hoped for as last season ended but certainly an improvement over what we currently have. He's experienced and will certainly want to take the chance a club like Arsenal would offer him at this stage of his career. However, Fulham's stance makes a deal seem most improbable and if Schwarzer is the only egg in our basket then I'd be very unhappy. I said towards the end of last season that if we started the new season with Fabianski my faith in the manager would be seriously tested. He says he already knows who's going to play on Sunday but has yet to tell the players. If no signing is made in time for Sunday, and it seems highly unlikely, then Almunia must start. I would prefer if he wasn't the No 1 but he is the best option we have at this moment in time. Choosing Fabianksi, who cannot get through 45 minutes without some kind of calamitous error, isn't just a gamble, it's unnecessary and goes against all good sense. Should he make an error which costs us points the backlash will be unmerciful and entirely justified. Verdict: Arsenal need a new goalkeeper. The performances of the 'top two' last season show they cannot be relied on and no team with goalkeepers who play that badly wins trophies. Much of our defensive frailty stems from the lack of organisation, the keeper should be a big part of that as Lehmann and Seaman were. Fabianski and Almunia have no authority, don't instill any confidence in their back four, let alone the fans, and their positions are surely untenable.

    DEFENCE

    Last season's verdict: I think we need to sign a centre-half. We are a notoriously injury prone team and I'm not confident that the first three in that position can stay injury free for an entire campaign. And I'm sorry, I don't see any team where Sylvester is playing in any way regularly winning enough matches to bring home silverware. Not signing a defender would be a huge gamble. Well, that wasn't bad. In the end we didn't sign a centre-half. Senderos stayed and hardly played. Djourou got injured for the entire season just moments after I published the preview and Gallas picked up his customary injury which kept him out for 3 months or so. Worries over Sylvester's ability were hardly insightful but nevertheless correct, he was cack. Bright spots were the emergence of Thomas Vermaelen, already a firm favourite, and the return and rehabilitation of Sol Campbell who brought a lot of badly needed qualities to the team. However, 41 goals conceded in the league tells its own story. And it's a story written by Dan Brown and read to you by John Terry's naked mother. Shit and horrible. And as it stands our defence is weaker. Sylvester, Sol and Gallas have gone. The first is no loss whatsoever, the second might well have added something to the squad this season, and the latter, despite the fact he won't be missed by me, was a good defender on his day. Certainly he's better than Johnny Invisible, his non-existent replacement. Laurent Koscielny has come in from Lorient after just one season in French top flight football. That's not a condemnation of him but there's no argument that he's got to make a big step up and make it quickly. He looks a bit slight at the moment and is going to take some time to adapt. Djourou's injury problems will remain a worry until he can stay fit for a prolonged period. A new centre-half is very badly required and quickly. In the full back positions I think we're fine. Sagna remains first choice right back and a player I have little worry about. Eboue is the alternative regardless of his listing as a midfielder. At left back Kieran Gibbs will provide very much needed competition to Gael Clichy while Armand Traore seems very much on the periphery after his poor showing last season (probably the least aware defender I've ever seen). Verdict: We're short on numbers and we need an injection of experience and quality at centre-half. At least one needs to come in, the potential development of Nordtveit probably precludes more than one signing. It should be noted that our defensive record is not entirely the fault of the defence, a better team approach to defending is required, but unless we add stability with the goalkeeping signing and a new centre-half this is going to remain a serious weakness.

    MIDFIELD

    Last season's verdict: There's a wealth of incredible young talent at his disposal. There isn't a manager in the world who wouldn't like to have Cesc, Nasri, Wilshere and Ramsey in their squad, but he needs to make sure that he gets the best out them. Given them the foundation of a solid spine behind them will do that. The new formation certainly helped get the most out of Cesc who had his best ever season in an Arsenal shirt. Count the goals and asists. Nasri wasn't helped by hatchet man Diaby breaking his leg in pre-season training. He showed some flashes but never produced consistently. Diaby himself had a good spell but soon reverted to type. Denilson scored more goals than he ever had in a season before but was found wanting. The emergence of Aaron Ramsey was shaping up to be one of the big positives of the season. He had displaced Denilson, looked confident and mature, and then Ryan Shawcross happened. Wilshere spent time on loan at Bolton which will stand him in good stead this season. Alex Song continued his development well. Tomas Rosicky was fit at times. This term Wilshere is the only real addition who I envisage making an impact. Frimpong impressed in pre-season but he's just 18. I think he's a long way from ready for first team action at Arsenal, especially in such an important position. Song's loan spell at Charlton did him the world of good, you can't help but think Frimpong would benefit more from going out on loan to get more experience than struggling to get to the pace of the Premier League in fits and starts. The defensive midfield issue is still one that needs to be sorted. As much as Frimpong would benefit from a loan spell wouldn't Arsenal benefit from having an alternative to, and real competion for, Alex Song? There is no natural replacement for him in the squad, Denilson lacks the defensive awareness and discipline to do the job and it asks too much of Song to do the job for the whole season. An area of weakeness for me. Offensively there's plenty. Cesc, Nasri, Rosicky, Wilshere, Diaby (when he feels like it), Ramsey (when he returns) and even Eboue who has shown he can sniff out a goal or two. Verdict: Generally fine. The lack of cover for Song is a worry but the emergence of Wilshere might put pressure on some of the more senior players who went through the motions at times last season. I don't expect any kind of post-summer hangover from Fabregas and Nasri's impressive pre-season suggests he might well forge the main partnership with the captain.

    STRIKERS

    Last season's verdict: I'm happy with what we've got up front. I think there's plenty of goals in these players although Walcott and Vela aside there's not a huge amount of pace. Maybe that's something the manager is considering when he looks at the likes of Chamakh but it looks like that's dead in the water unless Bordeaux drop their price. Either way there's plenty of competition and with three places in the team to be filled there's plenty of football to go around and keep everyone happy. So Eduardo's gone, unable to refind his Premier League mojo. Thanks, Taylor, you enormous cockbadger. Carlos Vela had a ridiculously poor season. Just one league goal and that came on the final day of the season. He's been handed the number 11 shirt though so has at least one more season to show he's up to it. Theo had an injury hit season, as did Robin van Persie. Hardly unexpected I know but the man has clearly upset the gods in some way. He'd just begun to get to grips with the centre-forward role when his ankle ligaments got crunched and no amount of pony placenta could help. Arshavin pitched in but was clearly unhappy at times and downright lazy at others. Nicklas Bendtner showed he's wasted on the right of a forward three and scored important goals when he moved into the centre. I know many don't rate him and I do agree he could add more urgency to his game but he's the only real poacher in the team and scored goals that none of our other forwards could. Last summer we were expecting the arrival of Chamakh. It happened in May and he's going to add something, I think. Along with Bendtner he provides a real aerial threat but it'll be interesting to see how he fits into the team once van Persie is fully fit. Chamakh is the more obvious central striker so perhaps we'll see Robin move out to the right where he often plays for Holland. Theo Walcott is promising a big season after his World Cup disappointment and really needs to deliver. He, along with Carlos Vela, need to knuckle down and make sure they add some end product to their game. Verdict: I think we're covered here, there's plenty of competition for places and that's not even including Jay Emmanuel-Thomas who could force his way into the reckoning. I fancy van Persie for a big, injury free season (I've just jinxed him, haven't I?) and along with the midfield there's plenty of ammunition in this team.

    OVERALL

    As things stand, and if we accept our main goal this year is to win the Premier League, I don't think our squad is capable of it. We're going into the new season with injury worries to many of the same players who spent lots of time out last season, two of our most important players just back from the World Cup, our defence needing at least one new player, perhaps our midfield too, and the goalkeeping situation, which should have been our priority this summer, still unresolved. It's hard to feel confident that this is a team that can mount a real title challenge. That said, if we added a keeper and a proper centre-half, one with experience and quality, then I think it's possible. We're not far away from having a complete squad but then we seem to have been saying that for years now. Regardless of any new arrivals I would hope that this season we maintain the kind of attitude we showed at the start of the season. The 6-1 opening day win against Everton debuted the new formation but also the high energy pressing game we should have continued with throughout the season. Instead we became complacent, working hard seems beyond some players, and it reached its nadir with the humiliating defeat at Wigan. For me, more than the end of season collapse, that is what frustrated the most. The apparent lack of desire. If this squad goes into the new season as is, and that's weaker than it was last season, then the very least we should expect is for every player to give 100% in every game to make up for what's missing. I've always said fans will get right behind a team which gives everything to win games, they will not forgive slackers and lazybones. Perhaps the added maturity of some players and the fact that others have points to prove this season will help but I just can't look beyond the defensive weaknesses which are, and have been for some time, glaring and as yet not fixed. At the end of last season's preview I said this:
    I hope that Arsene is working at bringing in at least a couple of players because I think with those additions we'll have the depth of squad we need to win trophies. For the sake of a nail the shoe was lost and I think Arsene's Arsenal shoe needs a nail. Hah.
    Sounds a bit too familiar, eh? I think we might well need the shoe as well as the nail now. Right now I'd predict a top four finish, and maybe a decent cup run, but unless we add to the squad I fear another trophy-less season. It hardly needs me to say I'd like nothing more than to be completely wrong.]]>
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    It's C-day http://arseblog.net/2010/08/14/its-c-day/ Sat, 14 Aug 2010 08:17:27 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2925 "Take a bow son". "I can't, I'm proper nailed to this cross. LOOOOOOOUUUUIIIIISE!!". One can but dream, I suppose. So with the new season almost upon us the time was right for the traditional Arseblog season preview - if you missed it yesterday, here it is. As things stand I don't see a team that is capable of winning things. I should qualify that by saying there's a good two weeks until the transfer window closes. Then I could qualify that by saying we've had all fucking summer to get in the players we need. And then qualify that by saying ... erm ... well, I'm not quite sure how to do that. I have no worries about our ability to score goals, only our ability to keep them out. And the thing is, we'd score even more goals if we were better defensively. I have many of the same questions as you, I don't have any of the answers, I just hope he does what is necessary. It's blindingly obvious to everyone we need a goalkeeper and a defender. I know they don't grow on trees and I know it's not Championship Manager, but Arsenal is a football club run by a man with great knowledge of the game, with a scouting network that stretches around the world (probably twice), so I find it hard to believe we haven't been able to identify players with the quality we need. At a time when football is hardly awash with cash - apart from the clubs who are now playthings for bored billionaires - surely we have the financial muscle to get ourselves good deal. Regardless of that though, we need the players if we want to win things. If our business so far this summer is a signal of our ambition then we seem happy to settle for what we've got. That we've reached the eve of the season without correcting the glaring deficiencies that were so apparent last time is massively frustrating. As I said, there's still time and football clubs ought to work to their own agendas rather than those dictated by fans, but to go into the first game of the season with just one centre-half who has played Premier League football before and a goalkeeping choice which is the old 'piss soup or poo sandwich' choice seems a bit off to me. There may well be some movement regarding Mark Schwarzer however. Gavin Henson's real da has confirmed that Schwarzer has handed in a transfer request but also says there has been no contact from Arsenal since May. I suppose that shows we tried to do something early regarding the keeper situation, you just wonder why we didn't pursue it to the end there and then. Schwarzer must know how much we want him if he's put in a transfer request. Fulham are quite within their rights to turn him down and the main issue is, of course, that they'll be left without a first choice keeper and little time to bring one in. Another reason why doing business earlier is preferable. There's a lot of talk this morning that Joe Hart is set to be named Man City's number 1 and will start against Sp*rs early this afternoon. That leaves Shay Given in a place he doesn't want to be. At his press conference yesterday Arsene was asked specifically about Given and Hart and said he hadn't made any bids but then asking Arsene in public if he's interested in a player is like asking a toddler, crayon in hand, if they were the one who drew all over the wall. The answer is always no. So let's see. There was updated team news in yesterday's press conference. Abou Diaby will be available while Denilson and Song could feature having returned to training. He'll also make a decision about Cesc and Robin van Persie at some stage today, saying match sharpness will be a factor when it comes to selecting his squad/team. Regardless of how little they've played in pre-season the more regular first team players we have at Anfield the better. They should all be sharp enough to play, they're professional footballers who have just had the summer off. The batteries are re-charged. AW also spoke about the new rules involving the 25 man squad and once again expressed his dismay at them, both in terms of how it affects the transfer market and the rule itself, saying:
    The new rules transform, even more, the agents into mercenaries. It is absolutely ridiculous and it is paralysing the market. Nobody will buy to make it 26 in a squad because you have to integrate that new player and pay another player off to bring the squad down to size. The new rules on squads are a disaster for this country. It's ridiculous. The home-grown rule is all artificial. From 1966 to 1996 this country won absolutely nothing, and there was not one foreign player. How has it changed? It is absolutely a joke. They will create more rules like this, and it's all rubbish.
    Strong words and he's absolutely right. This obsession with the success of the English national team is going to damage the Premier League. Look at the way they've rounded on Capello, refusing to see the real problem. I'm all for seeing young English players make the breakthrough at Arsenal but they have to be in the squad because they're worthy of it, not just because they're English. Our academy is now producing, after more than a decade, a generation of young English players who could represent their country for years to come. It takes hard work, an investment in training, facilities and football education. Quick fixes like this are dangerous and counter-productive. Then there's the talk of a new deal for the manager, something that would have been met with almost universal approval in the past. Now the idea of another three years of Arsene Wenger doesn't sit well with some fans. That's the reality of it. It's down to him to prove that he's still the right man for the job and ultimately that means some kind of success this season. And when I say success I mean a trophy. I understand what he means when he says there's a measure of success in qualifying every season for the Champions League, and many clubs would love to be in our position, but my feeling is we are, and have been for some seasons, just a player or two away from being real contenders. It's like having an itch you can't scratch, no wonder some folk go doo-lally. Anyway, let's see how it all pans out. Not much else going on this morning - other than Denilson living in some kind of crazy dream world - so we'll leave it there for today. Tomorrow's the big kick-off. Until then.]]>
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    Wenger signs new deal + Liverpool preview http://arseblog.net/2010/08/15/wenger-signs-new-deal-liverpool-preview/ Sun, 15 Aug 2010 08:12:42 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2923 signed a new deal with the club which extends his current contract by three years, taking his deal to 2014. The stability and continuity is welcome but the news was not met with the same glee as previous announcements. Arsene gets the crux of it himself:
    In the last four, five years we have gone for a young team, to bring them up, while we built the new stadium and I believe we have managed quite well to stay in the top four. But we need to deliver trophies now.
    From a personal point of view the frustrations I have with the manager aren't necessarily tied to trophies. I know that things go in cycles, peaks and troughs and all that, and there's no divine right to win something every year. What frustrates me is the fact that nearly every season since this decision to go with a young team we've been one or two players away from having a complete squad and at the end of every season we ask 'What if?' with regard to those players. At the beginning of the next season we say 'If we can just ...' and then we end up with 'What if?' again. We know his hands have been tied by the stadium move etc but this season we're in a similar position going into the first game of the season. The manager acknowledges that:
    Let's still not be fooled. We are short at the back, and we need to add.
    He also reminds people it's not like going to the supermarket to pick up a loaf of bread:
    For years we have no money, now we have money and we cannot find players to buy. Many teams who have good players do not want to sell. Germany for example is in a very strong financial situation. Clubs in France are well managed and don't need to sell. In Italy you have less players who can strengthen Arsenal now. In England the transfer market is flat.
    It was interesting to note that the signing of Koscielny was 'unbelievably difficult'. Not that we should expect clubs to make life easy for us when we try to sign their players. They don't want to lose them, something we all understand given what's happened this summer, but you would expect a signing like Koscielny to be relatively hassle free. As I've said I don't doubt we've been working behind the scenes - again Arsenal's wall-of-silence when it comes to transfer dealings is both admirable but can give the impression we're not doing anything at all - but we've had all summer to try and sort out the defensive issues which essentially cost us the title last season. I believe he's trying, it's just hard not be nervous as the season begins and we're one or two injuries away from a central defensive partnership of nobody and his brother. Anyway, let's keep fingers crossed we things get done, not because we're all greedy for signings, but because they need to be done. I'd like nothing more than to see Arsene bring us back to silverware. Ahead of today's game against Liverpool AW spoke about the goalkeeping position, saying:
    The guy who plays on Sunday will be No 1. It is never for definite but it will be a consequence of what I have seen in pre-season.
    Interestingly the article mentions Wojciech Szczesny but I think his comments about needing experience at the back point towards Almunia starting today. I hope that's the case. All the training ground whispers this week have suggested it'll be Fabianksi but if what he's seen from Fabianski is enough to convince him he's ready to be number 1 at Arsenal then I will be absolutely staggered. Unless he's had some kind of stroke and think he's managing Keystone Cops FC. I wonder as well do those comments rule out a signing? Fulham have confirmed Schwarzer's transfer request and he didn't play yesterday because of an 'injury'. Yet they also say no contact has been made by Arsenal, a rather important part in any transfer deal. Shay Given will be looking to get out of Manchester but as mad as Citeh are I can't see them selling him to us. It does seem a fairly definitive statement to make. Perhaps it's to bolster the confidence of whoever gets the gloves today, perhaps not. Time will tell I suppose. And it was interesting to note just how many goalkeeping errors there were in yesterday's matches. I suspect Arsene paid them all to drop clangers to make Fabianski seem more acceptable. The team for today is really anybody's guess. I have a sneaky feeling it will include Cesc Fabregas. Man City played Nigel de Jong yesterday and we all remember him trying to impale Xabi Alonso on his studs in the World Cup final. And he played more football than Cesc in the tournament. David Silva also played and he was part of the Spanish squad that travelled to Mexico. To my mind, even though the preparation is not ideal, you can't go to Anfield without your best player. Certainly not one who makes the team tick the way Cesc does. It might be a bit of a gamble but with the uncertainty at the back it would be a bigger gamble not play him, in my opinion. I'm sure he's ready to play as well. Beyond that what can you say about the opening fixture? You want a performance that sets a standard for the rest of the season. If you can't go out there and bust your bollocks on the first day then there's something wrong. Liverpool have a new manager, they're boosted by the fact Torres and Gerrard are staying, and they've added a couple of decent players to their squad. It's going to be tough today and we need to be about 503 million better than we were against Legia last weekend. Yes, it was just a friendly but it exposed the flaws we all know exist in this team. Hopefully it was a big wake-up and those things will be put right today. I have no doubt we can score goals today. I have serious worries about our ability to keep a clean sheet. I suspect a draw might well be on the cards. I'll be watching with the Mugsmasher. I hope to be able to turn to him afterwards and pretend to be sporting when I say 'Hard luck old chap'. He'll know I don't really mean it. The opening day nerves haven't quite kicked in yet - I think there's rather a touch too much Woodford Reserve still kicking around my bloodstream for that to happen - but come 4pm when the teams are lined up and the new season is about to begin I'm sure I'll be as giddy as a kid at Christmas. For better or worse, for richer for poorer, for Seaman for Fabianski, football is back. Arsenal are back. COME ON YOU GOOOOOOOOONERS.]]>
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    Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal: A welcome point http://arseblog.net/2010/08/16/liverpool-1-1-arsenal-a-welcome-point/ Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:11:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2921 Afterwards Arsene said:
    We were quite solid as a team, our passing is still decent and we need a bit more penetration in the final third to take advantage of our possession. That is a bit normal because many players are just coming back from the World Cup and some from injuries. It is a positive that the spirit is there and the attitude was good.
    As I said, when you score a goal that late you can't help but be enthused, but the overall sense that we missed an opportunity remains. It is tough to play against 10 men. We know this very well being rather masterful at times of grinding out a result having had a man sent off but with Daniel Agger seeing stars for the last 20 minutes or so I thought we might have done better. The other new boy, Chamakh, did ok. His hold up play wasn't as accomplished as in the pre-season games and like Koscielny he's going to have to adapt the physicality of the English game. I don't think we were helped by the performance, or lack of, from Andrei Arshavin. In yesterday's News of the World he was quoted saying his form was 'very bad' and he was carrying constant injuries. Yesterday's display seems to have rather backed that up. I suppose the manager could hardly leave him out at Anfield given what he'd produced there before but it was worrying, I have to say. If he's injured let's get him properly fit and hopefully his form will return. I'm not, after the first game of the season, going to launch into tirades about players or anything else, but there's always the sense with Arshavin that he could give you more if he wanted to. We have to make him want to. So, still unbeaten this season ...*cough*... and we head into the Blackpool game on Saturday having had a reminder of the precarious nature of our squad. When Koscielny went down under Cole's challenge the injury looked bad. Had it been as bad as it looked we'd have been left with one fit senior centre-half. That is an issue which must be addressed this week. There's talk that Djourou's injury might keep him out for a few weeks yet. Injuries aside Koscielny's suspension for the next game means Vermaelen is our only available centre-half. Alex Song can fill in, as can youngster Havard Nordtveit, but Arsene needs to make the defensive signings as soon as possible. As for the keeper situation I was glad to see Almunia play yesterday. Not because I think he's the right man for the job in the long term but because he's the best we've currently got. It's also a tacit admission from the manager that Fabianski's pre-season audition was not good enough for him to wear the number 1 shirt. There are unfounded rumours - via Warren Barton on US TV - about Shay Given but it sounds really iffy to me. I think Schwarzer is the likely arrival, if any. Arsene was asked on Sky if there was any news about a new goalkeeper. He said no. That's not, as some would have you believe, ruling out the arrival of a new keeper. Hopefully we can get that done this week as well. If we do I think we'll be in decent shape. There was enough to positive about yesterday. You can see how much a fit Cesc and a fit van Persie would bring to the team, add a new defender to boost the squad, a new keeper to add some calm at the back, an impressive debut from Koscielny and, once again, the old mental strength to keep going and grab a late goal, something you cannot dispute this Arsenal side have a very decent habit of doing. Of course you can argue it would be much better not to be in a position where a late goal is so badly required but that's for another day. On paper a point at Anfield is a good result at any time. We probably should have done better but we could just have easily done worse. I'll take the point and hope a proper week of training - remember last week was a write off due to internationals - produces a more cohesive and penetrative performance against the new boys on Saturday. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Manuel? No I'm not well, actually. http://arseblog.net/2010/08/17/manuel-no-im-not-well-actually/ Tue, 17 Aug 2010 08:10:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2919 boilk* Manuel Almunia has never struck me as the cheeriest person alive. I'm sure at home, with his missus and his miniature yorkie, he's of a much more genial disposition, but when appearing for Arsenal or talking about Arsenal he often has the look of a man with the weight of the world on his shoulders. This could be due to many things. He might take it all very seriously indeed and if that's the case I can find no fault whatsoever. It might be that he's had media training from a very stern person and that has rubbed off on him. Or it might be that there's rarely enough time between his good performances and his less good ones to enjoy himself, cognisant as he is of his own failings. So at the moment, with much speculation over the goalkeeping position at the club, he's even more mournful looking than a basset hound locked outside of a room filled with cheese. He says:
    It is so difficult. Arsenal is a big club and speculation is always in the news and everywhere. The only thing I can do is keep working because I have a contract here and I have to do what the manager wants from me. I have not spoken to him. If somebody comes in, I will have to talk about my future at Arsenal. That is it. I don't see anything else outside Arsenal. It will be very, very difficult to play for another team in England if it wasn't Arsenal.
    He's been with us since 2004 now so his loyalty to the club is understandable and quite admirable. I can also understand how the speculation would be unsettling. It can't be easy to read the papers and see story after story about Schwarzer or Given but that's the life of a professional footballer at a big club like Arsenal. Unless you can achieve and maintain a level of performance you're always going to find yourself under the microscope. If we had anything approaching a decent alternative at the club you can be sure the press would be speculating about him grabbing the number 1 shirt from Almunia. Manuel knows well enough how it works too. When Jens Lehmann made two high profile mistakes at the beginning of the 2007-8 season the press went to town on him and the Spaniard benefitted. He was installed in goal and kept his place for the rest of the season. Jens Lehmann was a more experienced, more high profile, and better goalkeeper than Almunia, yet when his standards slipped he was replaced. Almunia spent two seasons putting the ghosts of his early Arsenal career to bed and developed into a decent Premier League keeper. He has his faults, they all do, but for the most part he was good enough. Last season he regressed. He made mistakes, he lost confidence, that transmitted itself to the team, he spent time out with 'sickness', his standards dropped. Out he went and in came Lukasz Fabianski who was given a wonderful opportunity to make a career as Arsenal's first choice goalkeeper. We all know what happened. Let's be very clear - the only reason Almunia played on Sunday was because a) Fabianski was so amazingly, mind-numbingly, consistently awful and b) we haven't managed to do a deal for a new goalkeeper. He played at Anfield because he was the best keeper we have. Or, perhaps, the least worst. He knows first hand that professional sport is a ruthless business. I don't think he's necessarily throwing in the towel when he says he'll talk about his Arsenal future when the time comes. I think he's just being realistic. He doesn't strike me as unintelligent. He knows fine well that the goalkeeping situation at the club can only be resolved by bringing in a new player. If, at his age, he's not willing to sit on the bench, then I completely understand that. The Winston Bogardes of this world are few and far between thankfully (I suspect a good percentage of them are at Man City right now) and to go from being Arsenal's number 1 to occasional sub is not going to be much fun. As I said, I think he'd be decent back-up for whoever came in, certainly nobody could complain about someone who keeps Fabianski further away from first team action, but his time as first choice for Arsenal is well and truly over and he knows it. There are whispers that we'll sort out the Schwarzer deal before the weekend. I would suggest that the talk of Shay Given is little more than people putting two and two together and getting five. I would quite literally eat my hat* if Given signed for us. Elsewhere AW says Marouane Chamakh's bravery brought about the equaliser against Liverpool. It's a fair point - he attacked the ball in a way that few Arsenal players in the last few years have done. I thought his debut wasn't bad, we didn't see any of the aerial prowess he's renowned for, but that moment when challenging Reina brought about a welcome and fumbly equaliser. It's the kind of challenge people make around our goalkeepers all the time and we know how effective it can be. More, please. Jay Simpson could join Hull City this week. Poor lad. I know he's got too much in front of him to make it at Arsenal but he doesn't deserve that. Hopefully it'll be just a stepping stone to somewhere decent. Meanwhile, Sanchez Watt, what?, seems to be settling in nicely at dirty Leeds. And that's just about that. Time for all the painkillers and a day of wishing it was tomorrow.
    * it's a pork pie hat, literally.
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    Arsenal Fanshare + some football stuff too http://arseblog.net/2010/08/18/arsenal-fanshare-some-football-stuff-too/ Wed, 18 Aug 2010 08:09:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2917 CENSORED There are still issues. Usmanov, despite being the second largest shareholder, has no place on the board. Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith has been actively trying to sell her 16% share in the club for some time. An uneasy truce exists at this moment in time and while it's probably not ideal it's far preferable to the kind of leveraged buy-out that has seen Liverpool go from confidently declaring they'd be building a new stadium to almost being served winding-up orders. The current board has espoused the self-sustainable model and regardless of how much you wish we might buy a goalkeeper or a defender it's the right way for the club to be run. Especially as long as Arsene Wenger is in charge. He famously said he'd give back £100m if it were handed to him by a wealthy owner. For years envious glances were cast at clubs in Spain. Real Madrid and Barcelona are owned by the fans. That doesn't necessarily mean things will be run properly. The state of Barcelona's finances has been cause for plenty of finger pointing and laughing, especially from Arsenal fans this summer, but there's a lot to be said for the people who care about the club most having a say in how it's run. Arsenal Fanshare has just launched and it aims to do just that. Fans will be asked to pay £100 for 1/100th of a share which entitles them to full shareholders rights, attendence of AGMs, voting etc. Tim Payton of the AST, which has put together the sceme, says:
    It is hugely significant that all the major Arsenal shareholders have given their support and that suggests talk of a takeover can be put to one side. Arsenal supporters are fortunate that our club structure allows this opportunity to exist. No doubt supporters at many other Premier League clubs would love a similar opportunity to play a part in their ownership structure. We urge all Arsenal fans to take this opportunity and get involved. By working together we can make Arsenal even stronger.
    It's obviously going to take a lot of participation for it to build any significant stake, there are 62000 Arsenal shares in existence, but anything which helps maintain the plurality of ownership and which gives fans a voice, which can grow louder as time goes by and more people get involved, can only be a good thing. Full info and faq at Arsenal Fanshare. Meanwhile back at the football ranch there's not a great deal going on. The only bit of definitely maybe transfer news is that Armand Traore could be off to Benfica. There's talk of a loan with a possible permanent move. It makes sense on couple of levels. Firstly, Kieran Gibbs has emerged as the real competitor for the left back position and secondly, Traore really isn't very good at all. I know all young defenders need to learn the game but he has no defensive awareness whatsoever. This is pretty bad for a defender. Good luck to him if he does and if they're offering us £1.5m we should bite their hands off. As Man City continue their ludicrous shopping spree (why would anyone pay £18m for James Milner and throw in Stephen Ireland as part of the deal? Ireland is just as good a player as Milner although probably a bit more mental) Shay Given has been told he can leave if he wants. I still think it's most likely that we'll sign Schwarzer but Arsene would be a bit Stephen Ireland if he didn't at least consider Given. Meanwhile Lukasz Fabianksi says he's going to do everything in his power so that Arsenal fans will sing his name. Poor bloke, I actually feel sorry for him now. Maybe we could all chip in, a la fanshare, and buy him a new window to lick. Also interesting - Wenger on the new quota system. He reckons it could lead to court cases as a player who plays in less than 10% of the games in any season can buy his contract out. I didn't know that. I think the one thing the quota system will do is ensure that the final days of the transfer window are frenetic as clubs try to move players on to avoid situations like the one above or just having really cheesed off players around the place. So, Wednesday. Still no signings. It's a disgrace. They're too busy quaffing quail eggs and drinking the finest mead from diamond encrusted goblets. I love the word goblets. Finally, shameless self-promotion. Arseblog on Facebook, Arseblog on Twitter and don't forget you can subscribe to the Mailing List to have Arseblog rammed into your box every morning. Have at it.]]>
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    Nasri crocked - Squillaci on the way? http://arseblog.net/2010/08/19/nasri-crocked-squillaci-on-the-way/ Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:07:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2915 Samir Nasri is going to be out for a month after picking up a knee injury against Liverpool on Sunday. He had minor surgery yesterday. It is a blow, for sure, and I can totally understand people's frustration at losing another player to injury so early in the season. I do wonder if we don't get a bit too carried away though. Yes, we do have a bit of a reputation for injuries now but it happened in a tackle with Steven Gerrard, I think. Unless we invent force-fields for our players things like this will happen from time to time. And although Nasri has been one of best pre-season performers, the better news is that it's only a month, there's an interlull in there too, and we do have plenty of options when it comes to replacing him. Tomas Rosicky was excellent when he came on against Liverpool on Sunday and there's that guy Fabregas who's also not bad. So yes, it's a blow and yes, it's annoying and frustrating, but it's not the end of days or a sign of the apocalypse. Had it been a defender who got crocked then we might be in more trouble. Speaking of which there were all kinds of rumours emerging last night about Sevilla's French international Sebastien Squillaci. I can't say I know a great deal about him, to be honest, but he's the right age, he's been at clubs which have competed for and won trophies and would bring experience to the squad. He's probably not the signing that will make a lot of people whoop and holler but at this point I swear we could sign the laboratory-made clone of Bobby Moore crossed with Franco Baresi, coated in injury resistant material, and people would still think he wasn't good enough. Let's see what happens. It does look as if Johann Djourou is fit for the weekend. Arsenal's reserves are in Dublin this weekend for a little round-robin tournament against the reserves of Man United and Irish side Shamrock Rovers. Havard Nordtveit, a man you would expect to at least be cover if Djourou wasn't ready, is included in the traveling squad so I think we can assume the big Swiss is fit. As the weekend draws nearer there's nothing concrete regarding the goalkeeping situation. David Seaman reckons we should sign Mark Schwarzer, saying:
    He is a great player, tried and tested and can make saves that win you games. He is a world-class goalkeeper.
    I'm not sure he's that good but he's certainly closer to it than Almunia or Fabianski. Fulham will wait until they've got a replacement lined up so it could well be a case that Almunia continues against Blackpool on Saturday. I think if we ask Blackpool to hang on while we put a man on the near post just before they have a shot on goal we'll be fine. And speaking of Saturday the club are planning a little celebration at the return of the Clock End, North Bank and the renaming of the stands to East and West. Also, from REDaction comes the news that the Elvis song will no longer be played as the teams come out. It'll be replaced by Right here, Right now, which was used at Highbury a lot. I know that's not to everyone's taste either but I'm glad Elvis is gone. It was such a dreary, contrived load of old bollocks. It was hardly inspirational either. To be honest, I don't really understand why we need a song at all (not Alex, lest yet another smart arse make that comment). Some clubs do it because they have an actual anthem synonymous with them. We don't really and while I think there was some merit to trying I think there's more merit in admitting the song was fucking terrible and getting rid of it. Now, if we can just sort out that calling out the players names thing, replacing it with a wrestling style announcer who gives each player a nickname - Thomas "The Verminator" Vermaelen, Robin "Crutches" van Persie, Tomas "Crutches" Rosicky, Samir "Crutches" Nasri, Johan "shalomboing" Djourou etc. Henri Lansbury could join Sanchez Watt (who?), on loan at Leeds. And that's about that. More Blackpool team news tomorrow as well as a fresh dose of audio arse in the Arsecast. Till then.]]>
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    No signings - more injuries - Arsecast 164 http://arseblog.net/2010/08/20/no-signings-more-injuries-arsecast-164/ Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:07:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2913 did his cruciate ligaments in training and faces 6-9 months out. It's a real shame for the youngster who did well in pre-season games but I'm really not sure it's going to have that big an impact on our season. He's never played a league game for us, I had my doubts as to whether he was actually ready to do so this season (I think a loan move would have been ideal), and while I fully understand people's frustrations with yet another serious injury I don't really understand all the gnashing and wailing. Aren't many of the same folk bemoaning The Frimster's injury the same folk who would prefer the manager to go out and buy experienced cover for Alex Song? If it were Song who were injured then I'd be a lot more worried. So while it's terrible for the player and I really hope he recovers well let's not kid ourselves that Frimpong was a vital component of our squad. Speaking of which Fulham have apparently turned down another offer from us for Mark Schwarzer. Early reports said we made exactly the same offer as the previous one - a cunning trick designed to catch the Cottagers cottaging - but subsequently it has emerged we offered 20p more. So, stick that in your hat those who say we're fannying around and not taking things seriously. If I had to guess I'd say the hold up is entirely down to Fulham's search for a replacement. They won't let Schwarzer go until they've got someone lined up. They know he wants to leave, they know we want to buy him, they're trying to squeeze us for as much money as possible, and the whole thing is rather more complicated than it should have been. I still think it'll happen, not in time for the Blackpool game, but hopefully before Blackburn, the most racist team name of them all. As for the defender there's nothing new in the Spanish press this morning regarding Squillaci. Sevilla have gone public with our interest, which doesn't normally go down well with Arsenal, but I can't imagine this is going to spark a stampede of clubs looking to sign him. We've had dealings with del Nido before, he's a difficult character when he wants to be, but I've got a feeling this one is 99% in the bag. Sure, it's an Aldi bag but it's better than no bag at all. Young Jay Simpson has joined Hull City on a three year deal. Expected fee to us around £1.5m which isn't bad at all. Good luck to him up there. What do Panathanaikos, Juventus, PSG, Roma, Celtic and Hamburg all have in common? They all decided that William Gallas wasn't worth the money he was looking for. Gallas left Arsenal this summer in the belief that he'd walk into a massive Bosman deal but his wages proved the stumbling block time and time again. And I'm sure his character played a part in some of the failed moves. Now, it seems he's going to play for Sp*rs. How nice. Any comparisons with Sol Campbell are totally inaccurate seeing as Sp*rs fans really liked Campbell before he left. Gallas was hardly a favourite amongst Gooners. And quite amusingly, they're not amused either. A passing Sp*rs fan on Twitter said 'Ex Chelsea & Arsenal. Only way he'd be more unpopular at WHL is if he joined the Nazi party'. It should all work out beautifully then - but if he does end up there we'll have to keep a close eye on him, we know he has no compunction about scoring against his old teams. I always thought he was a massive injury-prone cunny, this would only ice the cunny cake. With icing made from warthog's jism and hippo abortions. Right then, onto this week's Arsecast and on the show with me is the man from East Lower to talk about football and injuries while Tim Payton from the AST discusses the Arsenal Fanshare scheme. There's the usual bits and bobs in there too. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (26mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Right then - go forth and have an injury free Friday.]]> 2913 2010-08-20 08:07:00 2010-08-20 08:07:00 open open no-signings-more-injuries-arsecast-164 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug Blackpool preview + Wenger's right about Scholes and wrong about Gallas http://arseblog.net/2010/08/21/blackpool-preview-wengers-right-about-scholes-and-wrong-about-gallas/ Sat, 21 Aug 2010 08:05:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2911 Almunia was unsettled but told him, more or less, 'that's life'. At a big club like Arsenal you have to accept competition. As I said last week Almunia knows this fine well having been the one to benefit when the manager felt Jens Lehmann was no longer up to the job. Schwarzer's name came up again, as did Given's, but Arsene was giving nothing away. As always he said he wasn't going to speak about bids made or details of bids, which makes Mark Hughes's comments about Arsenal unsettling Schwarzer even more laughable. The only manager talking about Schwarzer moving to Arsenal is Hughes. The boss also spoke about the need for defensive reinforcements. In the pre-match interview with ATVO he was asked about Squillaci and the conversation went:
    Arsene - "We need one more body, at least, and he's one of the candidates. It's premature to speak of him joining us" Q - "How far down the road of signing him are you?' A - "It depends how long the road is. hahaha. We have just walked into the road".
    So there you go. It all depends on the road. I checked on the internet about the road and according to popular beat combo The Hollies the road is quite long indeed, with many a winding turn, so it might be some time before we get to the end of it. At least we're on it though and not stuck at a set of traffic lights. Today we'd do well not to underestimate Blackpool. The Hull game a couple of seasons ago should still serve as valuable and embarrassing lesson to us. We went out that day thinking we just had to turn up to win, a hubristic approach that cost us three points. At the moment Ian Holloway is an amusing character, full of nice words about our manager, but I seem to remember Phil Brown starting that way. And yes, there's a connection. Blackpool play in orange, Phil Brown is orange, let's hope he doesn't go down that road (an entirely different road from the one we're on looking for defenders, btw). You have to think a fully focussed Arsenal will have too much for the new boys today. A nice early goal would settle things down nicely. Fingers crossed. I've got to touch on these Scholes stories that are making the headlines this morning. In the middle of his Arsenal press conference, about Arsenal, AW was asked by a BBC journalist (I assume) if he had a few words about Paul Scholes as they were doing a feature on him for Football Focus. Wenger said he was a great player who had a bit of a dark side which he didn't like. Cue stories this morning featuring favourite words like 'blast' and attacks which were 'astonishing/stinging' and all kinds of other stuff. Now, there are those who point to Patrick Vieira having his disciplinary problems. Absolutely fair enough. So why is it considered beyond the pale to criticise Scholes? Is it in any way incorrect to suggest that Scholes can be a dirty player at times? Even the most ardent United fan will admit that. How many times have we heard of a 'typical Scholes tackle', which is usually late, dangerous and from behind. Commentators and pundits laugh off his dirty moments - "When will he ever learn to tackle? haha" - simply because he's one of the best players England have produced in the last 15 years. A foreign player who consistently tackled the way Scholes did would have a reputation far worse than the United man. Scholes is a brilliant player, Wenger was full of compliments about his football ability and respecting Scholes for not hogging the limelight, but saying he was capable of going a bit too far with his tackling is no big deal. It certainly doesn't merit the headlines this morning. Sometimes you get the feeling Arsene is a little too open for his own good. The hacks know if they ask his opinion on anything they'll get an honest answer. Maybe yesterday he should have said 'This is about Arsenal, let's stick to that', but to put him on the spot then stick the knife in when he gives them his honest opinion is a bit scummy, if you ask me. Can anyone really argue against what he said? Can any United fan? Great player but a bit dirty on his day? I don't think so. The boss also spoke about William Gallas and his last resort move to Sp*rs. As always he said he hoped fans wouldn't give him a hard time and spoke well about his character. He does this every time a player leaves who the fans have taken agin and every time we ignore him because our relationship with them is different. Arsene might have respected Gallas for his attitude, that's up to him, but we make our own minds up and let's face it - looking at Cole, Adebayor and the others who get a hard time - we rarely get it wrong. Yeah, and you can shut up Frank Stapleton. So that's about that. Some pottering about to do this morning then it's time for 3pm Arsenal. No better way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Just finally - happy birthday to the Mugsmasher today who is celebrating by doing this. The crazy fool. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2911 2010-08-21 08:05:50 2010-08-21 08:05:50 open open blackpool-preview-wengers-right-about-scholes-and-wrong-about-gallas publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Arsenal 6-0 Blackpool: Hot shot Theo http://arseblog.net/2010/08/22/arsenal-6-0-blackpool-hot-shot-theo/ Sun, 22 Aug 2010 08:04:50 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2909 We looked very dangerous when we won the ball and I believe we have matured because when we were 3-0 up at half-time we didn't become sloppy. We kept playing the way we wanted to play and overall it became a comfortable win. Naturally enough he was full of praise for Theo, saying:
    He is more electric than he has been to date because he is sharp. Let's not forget that what he does is at a very high pace so it's not always easy to make the right decision but today I think he got many decisions in the final third right.
    Theo said in his post-match interview that this was the season in which he had to 'push on' and show people what he can do. Consistency is the key, of course, we all know this, so all I'm going to do this morning is congratulate him on a fantastic performance and make the point that a hat-trick is rather a good way to start. The manager was asked afterwards about signings and he was hopeful of signing 'one, maybe one plus one'. There's still over a week before the transfer window closes so all we can do until then is wait and see what happens. No point stressing too much. We know we need a couple, he knows we need a couple, that's about that. Ideally, however, you'd like to add them before the Blackburn game. The boost of a couple of new players on top of yesterday's performance would be quite welcome as we go up north to face the Walrus's physical side. In other news, Wenger on Cesc:
    I think that to win something with the club will make him ever greater. I think it would be a greater achievement than going to Barcelona. He has been educated here since the age of 16, he has grown with this team, and to make it into a winning side would be a great achievement for him.
    The people says Real Madrid are after Gael Clichy. Kieran Gibbs is ready and waiting, perhaps that has been a feature of Clichy's good start to the season. News of the World says we're after Bordeaux defender Michael Ciani should a deal for Squillaci not go through. And that's about that. Wins like yesterday make for good Sundays. Newspapers and breakfast are much better. After bacon I'm off to see Arsenal reserves play Shamrock Rovers. If it's interesting enough I might throw up a little report later on. If not, more tomorrow. Have a good one.]]>
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    Squillaci to have medical + reserves thoughts http://arseblog.net/2010/08/23/squillaci-to-have-medical-reserves-thoughts/ Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:04:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2907 Arsene on Theo:
    I believe that Theo can score goals because when he was young he scored goals. I know it goes away a little between the ages of 18 and 21, when players adapt to the top level, but I think Theo can score goals and I am convinced he will finish in the middle.
    At the moment it's hard to see him as a central striker, especially when we have Chamakh and van Persie (and Bendtner) to play there, but it was interesting that one of his goals came when he had swapped positions with Chamakh. I don't imagine he'll come up against more generous defenders than those of Blackpool again but it did show he can finish from there, as well as looking effective from the wide areas. He's obviously well focussed this season, judging by his post-game comments. What he's got to do is ensure that even in games when he's not as involved as he was on Saturday that what he does has end product. Speaking of which, it was interesting to watch Wellington da Silva yesterday playing for Arsenal Reserves against Shamrock Rovers. For the most part he was peripheral, stuck out wide left in the first half (and decidedly grumpy coming off at half-time) and wide right for most of the second. Yet when he got the ball he came to life and things happened. He should have scored twice in the first half, putting both chances inches wide. In the second he was again denied a lot of possession but when he got it he made a chump of the fullback each time and delivered decent ball into the area. He was always a threat despite being out of the game for relatively long periods. Arsenal won 3-1 with goals from Henri Lansbury, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas and Mark Randall. Stand out players for us were Lansbury, who played wide right and really looks to have something about him in my opinion, JET who is just a monster, and right full back Nicholas Yennaris, who I thought was really impressive. He moved into central midfield in the second half - as Arsenal seemed to play a 4-2-4 formation (Nordtveit went to right back) - and looked comfortable there too. It looks as if JET and Lansbury will be off on loan. The former back to Doncaster and the latter to Swansea. They're certainly head and shoulders above the rest at reserve level so first team football is obviously the next step for them. If they work hard and do the right things there's no reason why they won't get their chance with Arsenal. Back to the first team and thanks to a couple of my Danish readers who have been in touch regarding Nicklas Bendtner. On Danish TV a 'reflexologist' who has been treating Bendtner for his groin problems says he's been told by Arsenal to stop what he's doing because ... he's making Bendnter better. Apparently the problems he's having all relate to the car crash he had and Arsenal's physios have told this chap to stop because they want to take the credit for Bendnter's recovery. According to Wikipedia reflexology is:
    A natural healing art based on the principle that there are reflexes in the feet, hands and ears and their referral areas within zone related areas, which correspond to every part, gland and organ of the body. Through application of pressure on these reflexes without the use of tools, crèmes or lotions, the feet being the primary area of application, reflexology relieves tension, improves circulation and helps promote the natural function of the related areas of the body.
    Sorry, you lost me at 'natural healing'. I'm sure Bendtner is much better off at Arsenal where we have real doctors who practice real medicine and once they start applying the leeches to the affected area and using healing crystals it'll all be fixed in no time. Right, I'm off to find some magic dust and a shaman to fix my achilles. Have yourselves a good Monday, all going well we could have a new player by this time tomorrow. Till then.]]>
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    Squillaci - Rosicky - Wilshere - Arshavin - Bendtner http://arseblog.net/2010/08/24/squillaci-rosicky-wilshere-arshavin-bendtner/ Tue, 24 Aug 2010 08:02:48 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2905 and says:
    If a French player receives an offer from Arsène Wenger, it's practically impossible to turn down. It was a sensational offer for me and I was happy Sevilla let me go. This is a great new challenge and I've gone there purely to be part of that. I don't think my age is a problem. My experience in football is great and players of my age tend to be at the peak of their playing career.
    I suppose it shows just how much football has become a young man's game when he's talking about his age not being a problem ... he's just turned 30! The other day the Guardian referred to him as a 'veteran', and I suppose in comparison with many in the Arsenal squad he is, but there was a time when we viewed a player of his age as reaching his peak. Especially central defenders. It's also interesting to read comments around and about where people use the fact we've apparently offered him a 3 year deal as a criticism of the manager for his 'over 30s' policy. The fact is you cannot sign a player of his age if you're just offering him a one year deal. And to me there's a big difference between offering Gallas, at 33, a 1 year renewal and Squillaci, who started the month aged 29, a 3 year one. Players need a bit of security. You would expect everything to be done, dusted and announced today, and it does add some depth to our defensive options. It means we have four centre-halves with only one of them an obvious first choice. Thomas Vermaelen is always going to be one of the first names on the team sheet, that there's now a three-way battle between Squillaci, Koscielny and Djourou can only be a good thing. Squillaci adds experience to the mix as well, it'll be interesting to see how he copes with the demands of English football, we know already he's got plenty of European experience too. Overall you have to say it's a highly satisfactory, if not mind-blowing, transfer. One of the stand-out performers so far this season, and I know it's only just begun, is Tomas Rosicky. He made a big impact when he came on against Liverpool on the opening day and more or less ran the show against Blackpool on Saturday. It's nice to see because after everything that's happened it's easy to forget how highly he was rated when he joined from Borussia Dortmund in 2006. I think it's fair to say we've never really seen the best of him. Flashes, for sure, like that night at Anfield or his first Arsenal goal in the Champions League, but small injuries interrupted, then there was that one big one which really threatened his career. He spent well over a year out of the game which must be awful for anyone who loves to play, regardless of what level you're at. Last season he made 36 performances but a loss of form and the struggles of coming back after so long out meant he was too often peripheral. Arsene Wenger is happy, saying:
    It was not really Rosicky last year. I like to handle him on the pitch and in the dressing room because he is an outstanding character. He is a team player and has great quality.
    Maybe it's getting a good handling in the dressing room from the boss which has made the difference but Tomas puts his form down to proper preparation at last:
    A full pre-season was always what I was missing. I completed the whole pre-season so I have a good base. I feel well and I hope it will continue like this.
    What's encouraging is that losing Nasri might well have been a big blow. We know we have plenty of options for the attacking midfield role and it's great to see Rosicky give the manager some problems. We got to Blackburn at the weekend and Cesc is likely to be back in full contention for his place in midfield. Rosicky's effectiveness really means he's pressurising Cesc and even Arshavin who admits himself he's still a little bit off full fitness (has he ever been properly 'Arsenal' fit?). Fingers crossed he can stay fit because like van Persie he deserves a bit of a break (in a lucky, not snappy, way). It's also interesting to hear the manager talk about Jack Wilshere. At the moment he's being played as one of the two deeper lying midfielders, alongside Abou Diaby. This isn't his natural game but the boss thinks it's good for his education:
    He is strong one against one, he has good commitment and it is important in the development of a player for him to start there. After, you can always push a player higher up but let's start with the difficult work. Once you do that, you can always take the easier job.
    Last season, when he played in the Carling Cup, there was a bit of a tendency on his part to try and do something a bit special, a flick or a trick in midfield which probably worked quite well at reserve level. It's noticeable how this season, after his loan spell at Bolton, he's much more sensible in that regard. Against Liverpool he tried one little back-heel pass which gave possession away. That's the last time he's done anything like it, choosing instead to play a simple game which is, in the long run, much more effective. It's easy to tell players to do the simple thing and not be too fancy but too many players don't listen or refuse to curb their natural instincts. Too often those players don't make it. With the return of Song I don't think Jack will start against Blackburn on Saturday. The physical threat they pose and their size will mean it'll be Song and Diaby playing deep but so far what we've seen from young Jack has been very encouraging. If you have time there's a big long interview with Andrei Arshavin on the Talkshite site. He reckons we need to improve against the big teams to be in with a chance of the title:
    My opinion is, if you look at the points on last season's table, we were close, but then we met Chelsea and Man Utd and they beat us very easily. I would like to see this season that we will manage to fight against big teams.
    The first game against United we really should have won until we self-destructed via Almunia and Diaby, but the other games weren't even close. And it might well be telling that he talks about 'fight' against the big teams. We lacked a little bit the bollocks, as Arsene would probably never say. Hopefully that'll change this time around. Nicklas Bendtner has fired the quackologist who was rubbing his feet to fix his groin, labeling him a 'self-publicist'. He says he's very happy with Arsenal's treatment - which probably involves actual trying to fix his groin - and expects to be back in about 6 weeks. And that, my good old friends, is just about that. Any guesses on Squillaci's number. 12 seems nice and free, doesn't it? Till tomorrow.]]>
    2905 2010-08-24 08:02:48 2010-08-24 08:02:48 open open squillaci-rosicky-wilshere-arshavin-bendtner publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    It doesn't even merit a title http://arseblog.net/2010/08/25/it-doesnt-even-merit-a-title/ Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:01:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2903 Twitter there is a serious Q shortage in the Armoury and attempts to Tippex an O have floundered. There's also the fact that the club photographer dropped his Instamatic camera and the film came out ruining the photos, the official website is having problems with its HTML and can't change 'transfer linked' into 'transfer signed' without the font looking like it was drawn by a mutant with a paw instead of a hand, and the player himself insisted on going back to house in Seville to get his lucky socks before he put the final signature on the deal. Bottom line is that Arsenal make sure everything is done and dusted before they announce a transfer. You might remember when we sold Emmanuel Adebayor to Man City they announced it on a Saturday evening. It wasn't until Monday that we confirmed the transfer. That was simply because it took until Monday for all the relevant documents to be signed and cleared by the powers that be. City jumped the gun to show off to their fans. I suspect this is just another example of how the internet is destroying people's attention spans. We're so utterly impatient we can't bear the fact things aren't working to our schedule. It's like when someone sends you an email saying 'Hah, check out this awesome YouTube video', you ready yourself for 30 seconds of hilarity and then when it loads you notice it's two minutes long. 'Two minutes? I don't have two minutes. I want the payload NOWWWWW'. When it happens it happens. There's not much we can do in the meantime except wait and stressing about things you can do nothing whatsoever about is bad for you. There doesn't appear to be a great deal else going on other than loads and loads of headlines about Jose Mourinho. I tend not to listen to Mourinho very much as he raises the ire in me. His voice - even more than that ghastly impersonation of him - makes me wish I had been exposed to extremely high doses of gamma radiation so I could burst out of my clothes, turn green and go mental wearing nothing but torn purple pants. The torn purple pants thing I do on my holidays but it's not the same. I just don't understand the English media's obsession with him. Well, that's a lie, I do, because if you ask him something which he can then see resulting in headlines involving himself then he's keen as mustard. If he hadn't been a football manager and was just a football fan instead he would be the biggest internet troll of all time. He would make a career out of it. I have not got the slightest interest in anything he says about Arsenal - I'd had enough since the distasteful 'voyeur' comments - especially as he hasn't been in English football since John Terry got him the sack back in 2007. There's no escaping the fact the man is a very good football manager. Equally, however, there's no escaping the fact he is one of the biggest cunts ever to walk the face of the earth, and I include the Vaginasaurus Rex in that. As for Señor Twitch down the Lane saying they'd 'got one over on Arsenal' regarding the signing of William Gallas, do me a favour. If Gallas hadn't already left the club, spent all summer tarting himself around Europe and being turned down by club after club before rocking up there desperate for a game of football then he might have a point. Still, I'm sure Gallas will make a fine contribution to their European ambitions when they go out tonight and beat Young Boys without even breaking a sweat and certainly not conceding any goals at all. Jack Wilshere has been 'demoted' to the England U21 squad prompting outrage from The Sun who label Capello a jackass. The media campaign against the Italian is really quite unseemly now, bringing out the very worst in the English press. Wilshere is just 18, has played 2 Premier League games for Arsenal, and while I don't really give a shit about international football in general I don't think there's anything wrong at all in Wilshere playing for the U21s rather than sitting on the bench for the senior team. Some interesting news re: players being cup-tied for Europe (cheers, BA). Well, it'd be interesting if we ever signed anyone ahahahahahahaZZZzzzzzzzzzzz. And sadly that's about all there is. Hopefully tomorrow we'll have more stuff involving Arsenal and less stuff involving people whose faces I push into propellors. Have a good one.]]> 2903 2010-08-25 08:01:54 2010-08-25 08:01:54 open open it-doesnt-even-merit-a-title publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug This is ARSEblog http://arseblog.net/2010/08/26/this-is-arseblog/ Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:00:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2901
  • The health and well-being of everyone I went to school with
  • Australia's hung parliament (unless it means they're hanging the remaining members of INXS while they give themselves a good Hutchenceing)
  • The rainforests
  • Water Sheringhams
  • Nuclear power
  • How much Arsene Wenger is paid
  • The fact that karma dictates that everyone who works for goal.com will contract a painful, flesh eating disease and die roaring
  • Mark Schwarzer's continued inability to pass an Arsenal medical according to 'reliable sources' on Twitter
  • Sp*rs getting into the Champions League
  • For the latter I actually read some Arsenal fans applaud them for their qualification. What madness is this? Perhaps it's an attempt to appear open and honest as a commentator on the game of football. It is, in fact, a well known ailment known as 'being a silly twat'. I don't care that, apparently, Jermain Defoe handled the ball and there's been no witch-hunt like there was against Eduardo after he was nearly killed by the Celtic goalkeeper. Demanding they be treated the same as us infers they should have equal standing with us. What on earth is wrong with you? I couldn't give a shit if Defoe picked up the ball, hid it under Peter Crouch's over-used foreskin and then used it as some kind of battleaxe to maim defenders on the way to scoring a goal. You might accuse me of talking a lot about something I don't care about but I'm good at that. If you really want I'll give you 5000 words on why Japanese fishermen are my all-time heroes of all-time as they stab Water Sheringhams to death with sticks and garden tools. Ranting is fun and easy, especially about stuff you don't really care about. 'Credit to Sp*rs and Twitchy' - get a fucking grip. Honestly. Anyway, the Champions League draw, involving Arsenal, takes place this evening at 5pm. We're in Pot 1, there's plenty of quality in Pot 2, a couple of decent teams in Pot 3 and then the lads with the club feet who kick like brain damaged mules and always get picked last in Pot 4. You can see the full list here on uefa.com. Anyway, as that lot go about the place like giddy schoolgirls because they've achieved something we take for granted (worth remembering why that might be, folks), we have more important fish to fry. Saturday sees us travel to Blackburn for a game against an old enemy that is sure to be the first big test of the season. Maybe that should have come at Anfield but Joke Hole's sending off meant it was a very different game. We know what Blackburn are all about. They have big strong players who challenge for all the hoofed high balls and try and bend the rules as much as they possibly can. They pull, foul, niggle, foul, trip, foul, hoof, hold, push, foul, scratch, shove, foul and foul. They can play a bit of football too but the Walrus prefers if they don't do that. The last trip up there was a fucking horror show, let's not forget that. The sight of Fabianski in goal was enough to get their dander up, they battered him, in fairness to the hapless Pole we let them batter him (although he ought to have gone a bit Jens to protect himself), and we ended up losing 2-1. Andrei Arshavin remembers, saying:
    We haven't forgotten about the defeat against Blackburn at the end of the last season. We should win in order to leave without any worries for a break caused by the participation of the players in the national teams, this will give confidence to the team.
    And that is a very good point. There's an Interlull a comin' and going into that on the arse end of a kicking from those cunts up there would be very depressing indeed. Tomas Rosicky spells it out:
    If we want to be title contenders, which I think we are, we have to win there.
    And we need to show, very early, that this is an Arsenal team that can no longer be bullied. Last season we went there without some important players - there was no Song, Gallas, Vermaelen, Fabregas or Clichy or Rosicky and, of course, we had Fabianski in goal. Let's hope Blackburn face a different animal on Saturday. A giant panther that shoots rabid killer bees from its anus would do me. Nobody likes to face them. Swansea says Henri Lansbury's loan is on hold because Arsene Wenger is considering keeping him in the wake of Emmanuel Frimpong's injury. It'd be a shame for the player, in a way, a good season on loan would certainly help his development, but he looks a good player to me who could certainly expect to get cup games and do a job from the bench if required. I don't have any news with regard to when the Squillaci deal is going to be announced. I don't, however, have any doubt that it will be announced. That's as much as I've got on that. If you believe some of the things you read he'd have been announced 8 times now - during which Mark Schwarzer would have failed another 15 medicals. The manager's press conference takes place today instead of Friday. The early kick-off on Saturday morning means Arsenal will be traveling tomorrow. No doubt he'll be asked all about potential signings so we'll hear, straight from the horse's mouth, that he can't say anything which will make everything more clear. That'll have to do for today, back tomorrow with an Arsecast.]]>
    2901 2010-08-26 08:00:35 2010-08-26 08:00:35 open open this-is-arseblog publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Squillaci (mostly) confirmed - CL Draw + Arsecast 165 http://arseblog.net/2010/08/27/squillaci-mostly-confirmed-cl-draw-arsecast-165/ Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:59:12 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2899 confirmed the signing of French defender Sebastien Squillaci. The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed there's been no official announcement, however. This is probably just because the final bits and pieces need to be sorted out and I'm expecting that to happen today at some stage. On the player himself Arsene said:
    He is a real defender and is good in the one-against-one, good in the air, and can score goals on set-pieces as well. I believe he will be suited to the English game. He will train with us tomorrow morning, but will not be involved on Saturday.
    As we've got an Interlull after the Blackburn game he'll have plenty of time to get used to his new surroundings. He hasn't been called up to the French squad for their Euro 2012 qualifiers either so that's a bit of a bonus. For me he's a decent signing, adding experience and competition to the central-defensive places. Koscielny and Djourou will have to compete properly to line-up alongside Vermaelen, and it gives us the option of rotating a bit should we need to. We saw last season there was a reluctance on the manager's part to look beyond Gallas and Vermaelen when they were fit. Perhaps that was due to lack of real options but in the end they couldn't last, both of them breaking down before the season ended, so he might look at using his main men a bit more sparingly. He was giving nothing away regarding the goalkeepers, choosing instead to big up what we have. Standard stuff. You can hear John Cross on today's Arsecast talking about the Schwarzer situation. He says he's 'pretty damn confident' the Australian will arrive so with just a few days until the transfer window closes all we can do is sit and wait for it to happen. Nevertheless, the Mail reckons if we don't get Schwarzer we'll go for French keeper Mickael Landreau (which translated means Mickey Laundry). Tick tock, and all that. Also yesterday - the Champions League draw. I suppose you'd say it's been relatively kind to Arsenal. We've got SC Braga (Os Arsenalistas - check out their home kit), Partizan Belgrade and Shaktar Donetsk, the new home of Eduardo. There's plenty of travel but in terms of the quality of the opposition it could have been a lot, lot worse. After the draw Eduardo said:
    I always had a feeling that Arsenal and Shakhtar would be drawn together in the same group. It will be fantastic for me to come back to a club I will always love and respect, to see all my old team-mates and to play again in front of the best fans in England.
    And even though he's going to score against us, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it, I think it's great that he gets to come back. It's such a shame the way his Arsenal career petered out and it'll be nice for both sides to have a little moment together. Dry your eyes, mate. The vagaries of the Premier League fixtures mean that of the six group stage games we've got, we've got away fixtures after five of them. Tough going at the best of times but two of those away games are United and Chelsea. Of course they'll be in CL action themselves. I haven't looked to see if they're home or away but it's going to make challenging fixtures even more so. Still, nothing we can do but just knuckle down and get on with it. The Sun links us with Peterborough centre-half Ryan Bennett. Arsene had some interesting things to say ahead of the Blackburn game, particularly in relation to the treatment of goalkeepers. More on that tomorrow when I preview the game. The only bit of injury related news is that Denilson returns to the squad. The Brazilian is likely to be on the bench tomorrow, I can't see him starting. I also heard Alex Song might have done something unusual with his hair. I was looking at him during the Blackpool game and while I love his Sideshow Bob look it struck me that it must make heading the ball a little more tricky. We'll wait to see what he's done. Not that I particularly care about footballers hairstyles but no blogger should ever pass up the chance to reference Sideshow Bob. *steps on rake* And that's about that for the news. On to today's Arsecast and as I mentioned earlier I'm joined by John Cross from the Mirror (follow him on Twitter here). Up for discussion, Squillaci, Schwarzer, Theo Walcott and Alan Hansen as well as a look ahead to the Blackburn game. There's Talkshite radio and the usual guff too. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (26mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio So there you go. Have yourselves a jolly good Friday, more tomorrow including a proper Blackburn preview.]]>
    2899 2010-08-27 07:59:12 2010-08-27 07:59:12 open open squillaci-mostly-confirmed-cl-draw-arsecast-165 publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure
    Blackburn preview - it's a game of football, you know http://arseblog.net/2010/08/28/blackburn-preview-its-a-game-of-football-you-know/ Sat, 28 Aug 2010 08:12:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2897 very pointed comments in his press conference regarding protection for goalkeepers were interesting. Chris Foy was the ref who did Stoke v Sp*rs and Stoke got away with murder at set-pieces. Of course you should be able to challenge a goalkeeper, you should not be allowed foul him. If your sole intention is to impede the keeper then that's a free kick. Whether Foy takes that on board and pays closer attention remains to be seen - he might well react to the implied criticism by choosing to look the other way. Blackburn will try to impede Almunia today. They did it last season to Fabianski and the bloke was rattled all day long. We need the ref to be fair, we need Almunia to be strong, and we need our team to offer our keeper the protection he needs. As 'holic points out we know what's going to be dished up today, it's unthinkable that we haven't prepared for this during the week. Leaving aside the physical aspect of the game though the manager has some difficult choices to make in terms of his team. Two players who were excellent last week, Theo and Tomas Rosicky, might well find themselves 'rewarded' with a place on the bench. The return of Laurent Koscielny means Alex Song can move back into midfield. I think we'll see Cesc's first start of the season today so a midfield trio of Song and Diaby as the two deeper-lying players with Cesc in front of them might well mean a place on the bench for Rosicky. In the forward three I think Chamakh will keep his place as the centre-forward with Arshavin on one side of him. Then the boss has to decide if Theo can do to 'burn what he did to 'pool. His sheer pace would give them plenty to worry about, the new found Billy's Boots in front of goal too, but should the game become a physical battle then Theo is a little lightweight. Robin van Persie is itching for his first start of the season too and has a brilliant scoring record against Blackburn while Emmanuel Eboue might be considered for a bit of defensive solidity and muscle. He's got plenty to think about, that's for sure and he wants his players to stand-up and be counted today, saying:
    We have more steel because a few years ago we were a bit too immature for this kind of game. I don’t feel any more that we are It is important that we are strong away from home and deal with their strengths. We have put more steel in our game and I will tell my players to be committed.
    It's not as if we don't have players who can't 'mix it'. Song, Vermaelen, Cesc, van Persie, Sagna, none of them shirk a physical game. We've yet to see new boy Laurent Koscielny in a game like this but he's talking the talk. I don't see Chamakh being bullied, Clichy's experienced enough to cope, and then you want to see Diaby get stuck in, Arshavin not stroll through the game, and if we really give it everything we've got then we'll win this game. Last season at Blackburn was depressing, it was a sad performance from a team who had the stuffing knocked out of them in the weeks previous. Perhaps it was self-inflicted to an extent but there's a chance today to put it right. Arshavin and Rosicky both referenced last season's game, hopefully it still hurts and we see a reaction today. As Rosicky said we have to go there and win if we want to win the league title. I don't think a draw would be a bad result but it'll be interesting to see if this team has kicked on from last season. Have they learned their lesson? Were they suitably shamed by the defeat last time around A good performance and three points today might go some way to dispel the idea that Arsenal are a team that can kicked around - and that's an important barrier to break down early in the season. Regardless of how you view the kind of football Allardyce's teams play we have to be able to stand up to it. It's a big test but one I think we can pass. In other news the signing of Sebastien Squillaci was finally confirmed. There's the usual guff on the official site about him but it looks, on paper at least, like a very good deal. A fee of just £3m for an experienced international centre-half is good business. He'll wear the number 18. It really doesn't matter who wore it before him, it's just a number. The Sun reckons Mark Schwarzer will leave Fulham on a free next summer if they don't let him join Arsenal. I'm sure they're quaking in their boots at the thought of a 37 year old moving on when his contract expires. Of course that doesn't do us any good whatsoever. However, the article does mention something that a couple of Aussie fans have mentioned to me in the wake of our interesting in Schwarzer - the Asia Cup in January. If we sign him is he really going to bugger off for the month of January? I do wonder if there's anything in our potential deal with him which requires him to stay in England instead of going to play in some meaningless international tournament. Beyond that not a lot else happening. Here's hoping for a performance that will make FatSam the glummest Walrus in all the world. He deserves it. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2897 2010-08-28 08:12:43 2010-08-28 08:12:43 open open blackburn-preview-its-a-game-of-football-you-know publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Blackburn 1-2 Arsenal: Job done http://arseblog.net/2010/08/29/blackburn-1-2-arsenal-job-done/ Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:31:25 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2895 Lauren did to Ronaldo, and Clichy showed why doubts remain about him as he had no awareness of the arriving striker. We lost Robin van Persie to an ankle injury after about half an hour, he was replaced by Chamakh. Five minutes into the second half we had the lead. Sagna made a brilliant run down the right hand side, he squared it for Cesc whose first time shot hit Theo's arse, Andrei Arshavin was on hand to drive home the rebound. After that Arsenal controlled the game. Blackburn had one chance I can remember when Dunn shot straight at Almunia. Other than that the keeper was untroubled. That's not to say we created a lot either. Arshavin had a half chance after his goal but he fired it well over, Theo stuck one not far over the bar and that was about that until Jack Wilshere had a chance to seal the game in the final few moments, unfortunately for him he slipped when striking the ball. In the end though I think we merited the three points. The game did not plumb the depths like others against Blackburn, there was only yellow card as far as I can remember and not a bad challenge in the game. Afterwards Arsene said:
    In the first half we were a bit too nervous dealing with Blackburn's game. In the second half I felt we were calmer, put the ball on the ground well and controlled the game much better.
    Some other thoughts - I don't for one second buy into the stuff about Cesc looking like he wanted to be somewhere else. Typical and hysterical nonsense started by media outlets who crave the attention and look to generate their own headlines, regardless of the truth. Arsenal fans shouldn't fall for it. I thought he looked committed yesterday and played quite well, however it was his first start of the season, he's clearly lacking a little bit of match fitness and his touch isn't quite there yet. It'll come and I think if we'd had a 100% fit Cesc we'd have won that game by a couple of goals yesterday. Robin van Persie just cannot catch a break. He injured his ankle in a routine challenge, Arsene Wenger hopes it'll just be a couple of weeks - and a handy couple of weeks too due to the Interlull which is now upon us - but you worry if he's ever going to stay fit at all. That said, when you have a replacement like Chamakh it's easier to cope with. I thought the Moroccan was fantastic yesterday, particularly in the second half. He held it up well, looked stronger and more confident on the ball, and was a big part of Arsenal's controlled second half performance. So, it's a very good three points. Going into the Interlull on the back of this result keeps confidence high. Going to a place like Blackburn and laying to rest some of the ghosts of last season this early is a good thing. A word as well for Blackburn's fans who are a pack of pig-ignorant gleet-hounds. Quite apart from singing that reprehensible song about Arsene they are hypocrites of the highest order. They love to talk up their reputation and their physical 'style' of football yet the moment one of their players is so much as tackled they're screaming and moaning like a pack of hysterical piglets. 'Same old Arsenal always cheating' when we're awarded a free kick. If you can work out how a foul by one of their players is us cheating then you're a better man than I am. And as for their manager, just the sight of him with his gaping maw, chewing great wads of gum, is enough to turn your stomach. He complained that Arsene Wenger isn't the kind of manager to share a drink after the game. The last section of this Ian Holloway article just proves that he'll share a drink with you if you're not an enormous, wind-up merchant, egomaniac Walrus looking cunt. Something for Fat Sam to dwell on, if he has the self-awareness to do that. And speaking of enormous cunts, Tony Pulis's comments are hilarious. Apparently he's rather put out by Arsene's suggestion that fouling a goalkeeper with no intention of playing the ball is more suited to rugby rather than association football. Talk of him suing Arsene or Arsenal is quite fantastic, it just shows what a deluded moron he is. I would love to see him try. There's nothing new on the transfer front, Arsene said on Sky yesterday that 'at the moment' everything is dead for us, but that doesn't mean things can't be revived ... which would make any new signing some kind of zombie, right? Mark Hughes says Schwarzer has made it clear he wants to join us but no deal will happen unless they can get a replacement. I'm sure things will be going on behind the scenes over the next couple of days and I'd be 99% sure that we'll have a new, flesh eating keeper on our books before the window closes. Right then, time for the Sunday papers and Match of the Day. Have a good one folks.]]>
    2895 2010-08-29 08:31:25 2010-08-29 08:31:25 open open blackburn-1-2-arsenal-job-done publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Deal or no deal? Transfer deadline looming http://arseblog.net/2010/08/30/deal-or-no-deal-transfer-deadline-looming/ Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:14:21 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2893 East Lower's line on Twitter - Must be weird being Mark Schwarzer. Term has started but you're still not 100% sure which school you'll be at. Fulham don't want to sell even though he doesn't want to play for them and the deal may be more complicated now due to a possible injury to his stand-in. That said, they always said his move to Arsenal was dependent on them getting in a replacement. There's talk of Shay Given going there on loan which I'm sure will have some people wondering why we don't go for the Irishman but there's no way City would loan or sell him to us. If Schwarzer is to come it would mean we'd really have be thinking of shifting one of the existing keepers out, probably on loan. It could one of the youngsters, Mannone or Wojscez©®, but personally I'd like to see Fabianski go. Almunia would be a solid number 2 (no jokes please). There might also be a few deals involving fringe players. Armand Traore is interesting West Ham and, somewhat bizarrely, Juventus, while the likes of Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Henri Lansbury and a couple of others could  go out loan. There's interest from Blackburn (boo), Leeds and Swansea for Lansbury while talk of a return to Doncaster for JET. The manager has made his intentions as clear as mud on the official site saying:
    It is dead at the moment but maybe not finished. At the moment I would say, as it is today, it is finished.
    The thing is, the today he was referring to was yesterday. Or possibly the day before. So today's today might be an entirely different today than the today he was talking about. I think, should we manage to sign Schwarzer, this will have been a pretty good transfer window for us. Two defenders, a striker and a goalkeeper would certainly show that the issues we've all been so concerned about have been addressed. Of course it remains to be seen just how successful the new boys are going to be but the two we've seen so far have looked promising. Squillaci will be in contention for the next league game - Bolton at home on Sept 11th - and if the Aussie arrives then he's likely to play in that game too. Let's wait and see what happens. I wouldn't put it past Mark Hughes to make life as difficult as it can possibly be, so let's hope City are willing to let the 'very unhappy' Given go Cottaging. For more on the transfer window I'll be on Twitter 24 hours a day with inside information, reliable sources, up to date gossip, rumour and fact that my team of monkeys with typewriters will be churning out. I think I need to fine tune them though:
    shcwarzer having medical fail now eeeeh eeeeeeh eeeeeh aaaaahhhh
    I'm a stickler for correct spelling and grammar, dontcha know. Moving on to matters football and Arsene has spoken about Cesc and his performance on Saturday. He says:
    I don't think he is the type to give anything less than his best, just because he didn't get a move. He may have wanted to join Barcelona but he loves Arsenal as well, and that's why he made his decision. There is a trust and confidence on both sides. He has given enough to the club and the club has given a lot to him in return.
    It is inevitable that every time he doesn't play as well as we know he can people will magically become psychic and state will great confidence that his mind is elsewhere. As I said yesterday it was his first start of the season and he's nowhere near as sharp as he normally is. If the Barcelona thing didn't happen this summer we'd be talking about him getting fit properly after a long summer at the World Cup. I have no doubts over his commitment. Every time he pulls on an Arsenal shirt he'll go out to do his best for the team, the way he's done since he made his debut as a 16 year old. As I don't have any psychic powers whatsoever and am unable to read minds I will refrain from speculating about what's going on inside his head. And speaking of speculation there was a lot of that flying around regarding the arrest of Jack Wilshere. The facts as I can gather are he was arrested, then bailed, with regard to an late night 'fracas'. And that's about as much as any of us know about it. Until there more facts then I think it would be unwise, and unseemly, to comment. And for a Monday morning that'll have to do. More tomorrow as the transfer window enters its final mind-numbing, tedious, hyped up load of bollocks exciting few hours.]]>
    2893 2010-08-30 08:14:21 2010-08-30 08:14:21 open open deal-or-no-deal-transfer-deadline-looming publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Dreadline day http://arseblog.net/2010/08/31/dreadline-day/ Tue, 31 Aug 2010 08:21:04 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2891 teenage shoe crisis and the news that we had been busy as bees. We had done a deal with Chelsea which saw them get Cole and we got Gallas and £5m. We also sent Reyes on loan to Real Madrid and got the mythical beast himself as part of the deal and on top of all that we signed a 19 year old Brazilian called Denilson who nobody had ever heard of. What a transfer window. Three players in - Gallas, Baptista, Denilson. And if that isn't proof enough that the transfer deadline day is a big load of old bollocks then I don't know what is. So, just in case it was all tied in to my drunknness I will be staying entirely sober today. I don't expect much to be happening with regard Arsenal. A few youngsters out on loan, probably, and perhaps the arrival of Schwarzer. That deal might have been complicated yesterday by the decision of Shay Given to stay at Man City and pick up his enormous, recently increased, paycheque fight for his place. If Fulham can find an alternative to Given then it's likely we'll get Schwarzer but the injury to Stockdale and everything else means this is far from a dead cert. The Sun says that we've increased our bid for the Australian to £4m, which I doubt, to be honest. We know that Arsene is never, ever willing to pay much more than what he thinks a player is worth. I just can't see him paying that amount of money for 37 year old player. We'll have to wait and see if a deal can be done today, Schwarzer is apparently 'hopeful' and has been up all night practicing the answers to a medical. "No, it doesn't hurt when I do that, but I do feel like a pair of curtains". "Pull yourself together man". And thankfully I'm here all week. I'm sure there are people who will spend today glued to Sky Sports News anxiously awaiting news on any potential deal. I'm sure there are even streams of it so you can see Bobby Two Phones and that Scotch twat cream themselves over some striker from Plymouth securing a loan deal to Stevenage Borough. If not Iraq Goals is missing a trick, let me tell you. And I'm sure the Arsenal blogosphere will be absolutely bogged down with new posts based entirely on the Twitterings of journalists with little or no credit given to the source - oh yeah, NewsNow is your friend today. The window closes at 6pm so there's no late into the night nonsense with this one. If we can get Schwarzer in, a few youngsters out and we manage to deport Fabianski or donate his body to science I think we can call this summer's transfer business a success. What's not a success is Robin van Persie's ankle. He was examined by Dutch doctors yesterday - you know, the same ones who said he'd be out for 4-5 weeks and then it turned out his ankle ligaments had been shredded like incriminating documents, meaning a spell of 5-6 months out. They say 'up to 4 weeks' this time but I'll wait until we get an official statement from Arsenal on the state of his injury. If the past can teach us anything though it's that Robin is probably utterly bollixed and if he were a racehorse they'd have stroked his head gently before putting a bullet in it from close range. Back to transfer business and while there's reported interest from Birmingham in Armand Traore it looks as if he might well be off to Juventus. Traore turned down definite interest from Benfica last week after they couldn't agree personal terms which is a bit sad really. He's on the kind of money at Arsenal that makes him think he's a better player than he actually is. Good luck to him wherever he ends up. And speaking of Birmingham that's going to be the new home of Alexander Hleb. I'm sure after finding London such a horrible place to live he's going to love the quiet, gentile and picturesque surroundings of Birmingham. And something just reaching me here at Arseblog Sports News, Sebastian Frey has been spotted in a taxi on the way to Arsenal's training ground. He was overheard muttering 'Sign me, Arsene. Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please ...' More when we get it. Which will be tomorrow.]]> 2891 2010-08-31 08:21:04 2010-08-31 08:21:04 open open dreadline-day publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug Find a keeper, lose him weep ... er ... http://arseblog.net/2010/09/01/find-a-keeper-lose-him-weep-er/ Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:51:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2889 Vital Arsenal - Goonerholic --- There were a couple of deals involving Arsenal yesterday, Nacer Barazite has joined Vitesse Arnhem on loan while Armand Traore shows just how far Italian football has sunk by joining Juventus. The idea of a club like Juventus scrabbling around for our third choice left back, who just turned down Benfica, is rather odd. Then again I hate Juventus, the LB7 stealing twats, so har har. Good luck to both of them. As I said there's still the potential for further departures to Championship/Football League clubs until the end of next week I think, so it wouldn't be a surprise to see a couple more fly the nest. In other news, as the Interlull takes hold, Theo Walcott spoke after England training yesterday and discussed his critics, being left out of the World Cup and what he's doing to make himself a better player. An interesting read. Tomas Rosicky says he wants to play more and admits he should be chipping in with a few more goals. I, for one, would like to see both those things happen. And that's about that. Have at it, George Wood fans.]]> 2889 2010-09-01 07:51:39 2010-09-01 07:51:39 open open find-a-keeper-lose-him-weep-er publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug WARNING!! OMG! URGENT!! http://arseblog.net/2010/09/02/warning-omg-urgent/ Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:30:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2887 Dear Friends URGENT!!! PLEASE CIRCULATE to your friends, family and contacts. In the coming days, DO NOT open any message with an attachment called: Arsenal sign Schwarzer, regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus that opens an Olympics torch which destroy many sectors of your hard drive. Send this message to all of your contacts.... It is better to receive this e-mail 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a message called Arsenal sign Schwarzer even if sent by a friend, DO NOT OPEN!!, and shut down your machine immediately. It is the worst virus announced by CNN AND LA TIMES. This new virus has been classified by Microsoft as the virus most destructive ever. There is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the hard disk and in the end it will make your computer like an Arsenal goalkeeper: It won't save anything!!!! And now that this public service announcement is over perhaps we can just get on with enjoying this Interlull. What's interesting to me is that Arsenal appears to have the highest number of psychic, soothsaying fans in all the world. So many people are talking in absolutes about our goalkeeping situation. No new keeper will cost us any chance of silverware. We will fail. We will, most certainly, get to the end of the season screaming the Wilhelm scream at every moment. Maybe we will but also maybe we won't. Will the ones who say we will turn around and say 'I didn't tell you so' if, by some miracle, we win something or it's not just the goalkeeper's fault that we didn't. I think we've certainly made life more difficult for ourselves, not least because the lack of new keeper has sparked a reaction from fans the likes of which I can't really remember happening before. People are either for the manager or agin' him, lines are drawn in the sand, insults thrown and at the end of the day the fact we all support the same team is overlooked. Folk are accused of being Sp*rs fans for their opinions simply because the person they're 'chatting' with doesn't agree. It's kind of sad, really, that all of us who have the same love for the club, the same ambitions and hopes, end up squabbling like Kramer and Kramer over who gets mini Kramer in a custody battle. That means one of us has to be Meryl Streep. Think about that for a minute. I know the internet, generally speaking, is not the place for reason, logic or calm considered debate but some of the shit I've read in the last 48 hours has been ludicrous. I have no idea why he didn't sign a goalkeeper, I know for a fact he didn't do it out of personal spite to some random guy on Twitter, despite what the random guy believes. I know Almunia is not SuperKeeper© but then who is? At least he doesn't wear a stupid helmet. And whatever you think of him, declaring that you're going to spend the season abusing him because that'll show the manager what 'real fans' think is so dense I'm going to call Bob Geldof so he can arrange a load of pop stars to play a gig at Wembley so we can get the money together to buy you the biggest window in the world which you can sit there and lick all day long. The line running through all our bottoms right now is that Manuel Almunia is our number 1 and will be until January at least. There's not a thing any of us - apart from Lukasz Fabianski [insert Wilhelm Scream here] - can do about it. We have to accept it and move on. Which is exactly what I'm doing now. Arsenal yesterday submitted their 25 man squad to the Premier League. The 25 man squad has either 20 men in it or 76 men, depending on what you read. The 20 senior players are: Manuel Almunia, Andrey Arshavin, Nicklas Bendtner, Marouane Chamakh, Gael Clichy, Denilson, Vassiriki Abou Diaby, Johan Djourou, Emmanuel Eboue, Lukasz Fabianski, Cesc Fabregas, Laurent Koscielny, Vito Mannone, Samir Nasri, Tomas Rosicky, Bacary Sagna, Alex Song, Robin Van Persie, Thomas Vermaelen, Sebastien Squillaci. You can include as many U21 players as you like in the list which is why you don't see names like Theo Walcott, Jack Wilshere, Kieran Gibbs, Aaron Ramsey, Wojscez©® and others. The manager was very publicly opposed to the new rules, I like to think we've deliberately submitted a 76 man squad just to make that point again. Funny. PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has criticised the new rules saying they don't go far enough. He wants to introduce rules which say a certain number of 'home grown' players must play in each match. It's sad that this is still the mindset - where the PFA is advocating rules which see players picked not on merit, not because of their quality as a player, but their squad status. How anyone thinks that's going to make English football better is beyond me, but then the dinosaurs that have so much influence on the game hardly surprise anyone when they come out with rubbish like that. Good news regarding Samir Nasri - he's making a good recovery from his knee surgery. Whether he's back in contention for the Bolton game remains to be seen. So as the keeper stuff dies down, hopefully, and the internationals kick in I think things will get a bit quiet in the next few days. It's time to start lighting candles and hoping our players come back unscathed. Or if they're in any way scathed it's minor. Till tomorrow.]]> 2887 2010-09-02 08:30:54 2010-09-02 08:30:54 open open warning-omg-urgent publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last The Interlull is upon is + Arsecast 166 http://arseblog.net/2010/09/03/the-interlull-is-upon-is-arsecast-166/ Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:32:45 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2885 customary YouTube video accompanied by a terrible soundtrack), but this season he says he'll be happier with clean sheets:
    I know the fans are expecting goals from me and I hope I can score some this year but for me it is not the most important thing. For me the most important thing is to defend and to defend as a team as well, and then we will get further as a team. If we defend first then we can win games. After that we will see.
    We conceded 41 goals in the league last season. One more and it would have been enough to make Douglas Adams turn in his grave. That really does have to be the focus this season. As an attacking force we're as good as anyone, to have any real chance of winning something we've got to tighten up at the back. We've got to be able to grind out 1-0s when they're needed. There's still the feeling that this is an Arsenal team that can concede at any moment. As we keep saying though it's not the sole preserve of the defence to defend. You can certainly ask questions of Koscielny, Sagna and Clichy for Blackburn's goal last weekend but had Robin van Persie and Abou Diaby put in a bit more effort further up the pitch then it probably wouldn't have happened. Samba was allowed to stroll out from the back, and let's not kid ourselves he's any kind of Beckenbauer, then play the pass to Diouf. Stop him further up the pitch and the defence isn't as exposed. I'm sure the manager will have had a few words about that at half-time or post-game so let's hope we see an improvement in that regard. Meanwhile, in France, Bacary Sagna talks about a new code of conduct for the French players in the wake of their World Cup debacle. If only there was a French word for debacle. I think one of the things that has been overlooked, as people blame the players and Anelka is banned for all eternity, is that they had to work with Raymond Domenech. That'd be enough to drive any man insane. So while I fully support the calls for the public flogging of Patrice Evra, followed by him being tarred, feathered then incarcerated in a spinning space mirror by General Zod, perhaps a little understanding is required. Except for Evra. I hate that guy. And there's not a lot else happening this fine morning. Not apart from my hangover anyway, for which I blame Mrs Blogs entirely. So, let's have this week's Arsecast. Normally, before the season, there's a bit of a round-table jobby where we take a look at the squad, our title chances, discuss which player is the most dreamy now that Robert Pires has left (for he was always the dreamiest Arsenal player), and all the other important stuff which concerns Arsenal bloggers. With me at this Skype powered round table are The man from East Lower, GilbertoSilver from Gunnerblog, Goonerholic and, for a brief time, Goodplaya (before we were let down by a combination of Apple, a German mobile phone network, a train and space interference). You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (32mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. Bacon is required. As is more coffee. It looks like another fine day out there, the last of the summer whine. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2885 2010-09-03 08:32:45 2010-09-03 08:32:45 open open the-interlull-is-upon-is-arsecast-166 publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug enclosure _edit_lock _edit_last
    Interlull: Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/09/04/interlull-saturday-round-up-2/ Sat, 04 Sep 2010 08:46:55 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2883 I can say that my style has also altered – it is more effective but less sparkling. I don’t remember when was the last time I score a really beautiful goal. It’s frustrating. I tried to analyse this, but can find no answers. It is feeble to talk about injuries. To be perfectly honest I care not for the beauty of his goals, merely the goalishness of them. That said, if a player so interested in the aesthetics of the game is unhappy then it'd be good for all of us if he scored a Angelina Jolie goal to help him put the pain of his Lady Gaga goals behind him. Two in three so far this season though - and even if they were theatrical tranny looking efforts they all count. Meanwhile, Marouane Chamakh reckons things are going pretty ok since he joined. He's come through a tougher pre-season than he's used to and is trying to get up to the pace of the English game:
    Matches over here are all played at 100mph. You have to be on edge all the time and you have the impression that the ball never goes out of play.
    And he says he'll get better:
    I know that once I get settled, my game will improve a lot. The players have welcomed me also and I feel part of the family and the morale in the squad is good. We want to win the Premier League this season and we are all focused on that.
    First impressions of him have been good, even if he does have the kind of haircut that would make Vidal Sassoon himself weep gently in a corner, and obviously the more comfortable he feels at Arsenal, and in England, the easier it'll be for him. With Bendtner out for a while yet and Robin van Persie out until next season or the season after or the one after that he's probably got more responsibility than the manager would have liked right now. The thing about buying a player of his age, however, is that they're far better able to cope with that than a promising youngster. Speaking of promising youngsters The Mirror says we're after Dynamo Kiev's 17 year old keeper, Maxim Koval. He's so young and so unknown he doesn't even have a profile on Wikipedia for some clever clogs to edit to say he's already joined Arsenal. Tom Cruise, our one, not the mentalist scientologist dwarf actor, says he'd like to go out on loan this season to get some of that good old experience. I saw him play the other week when the reserves played Shamrock Rovers and I have to say he caught the eye a bit. He played 90 mins for the first team last season when we sent a team of youngsters to Greece. That day he was at left back, the other week he came in at centre-half and looked very composed. He's certainly got the stature and presence for that position more than left back. One to keep an eye on, I think. The FA have dismissed Stoke's ludicrous complaint about Arsene Wenger's comments last week. The boss likened the pushing, shoving and kicking to rugby and Stoke's bean-headed little spiv of a manager, Tony Pulis, wrote a letter, stuck his pawprint on and it and sent it off before telling anyone who would listen what he'd done. 'No case to answer' came the reply from the FA, making Pulis and Stoke look rather foolish indeed. Will we hear anyone accuse Pulis of 'whinging'? It is surely far worse than anything Arsene has ever done. Instead of keeping it quiet and dealing with it like an adult he threw his toys out of his pram and now looks like a big fucking baby. He could have called Arsene up himself, he could have had his Chairman call our Chairman, instead he went public and now has egg all over his stupid face. Ostrich egg at that. Tony Pulis has got a bird abortion face, a bird abortion face, a bird abortion face ... Right, not a great deal else going on this morning. I'm away tomorrow so Tom will be here with your Sunday update. If I were you I'd have a lie in. I don't anticipate it being breakfast time reading. Catch you on Monday. Have a good one.]]>
    2883 2010-09-04 08:46:55 2010-09-04 08:46:55 open open interlull-saturday-round-up-2 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug
    Soporific Sunday: the interlull grinds on http://arseblog.net/2010/09/05/soporific-sunday-the-interlull-grinds-on/ Sun, 05 Sep 2010 08:46:03 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2881 It’s because I showed the fans my hunger, passion and I showed my love for the club, Ultimately, the fans just want to see that and feel it inside their bodies. *shudder* And speaking of fans that should perhaps feel patronised by players that don't want to be at their club, the Daily Mail is reporting quotes from Cesc Fabregas (they don't say when or where he made them) in which he said that Arsenal made him stay at the club after Barcelona did all they could to sign him. That part of what he said was even in quotes, so I can only assume they didn't make it up. Apparently he also said that there was no reason he couldn't play in the same midfield as Xavi and Iniesta, however that bit wasn't in quote marks, so I can't be entirely sure whether he actually said it. Seriously though, despite what I said about City supporters and their relationship with Adebayor after his comments, my considered reaction to this story is: meh. We're going to have to put up with this kind of shit stirring. Whether it's true or not, I don't know. I doubt it, but even if it is, so what? Cesc, Barcelona, Xavi, Iniesta, Darren Dein, and The Daily Mail, are all going to have to get used to the idea that we said no to the transfer, and as much as they might try to stir it up, that situation isn't going to change until at least next summer, at which time, he'll either stay, or he'll go. It'll be that exciting. In terms of 'news' that's about it. There still don't seem to be any reports of Arsenal players that have been maimed during this most evil of interlulls, but I'm sure they're just late coming in. I'm going to go and drink coffee and decide what to do with this most unsporting of Sundays. Until next time, arse mates.]]> 2881 2010-09-05 08:46:03 2010-09-05 08:46:03 open open soporific-sunday-the-interlull-grinds-on publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last Interlull: Bash it out http://arseblog.net/2010/09/06/interlull-bash-it-out/ Mon, 06 Sep 2010 08:44:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2879 was talking in the Mirror about  NoKeepergate©® and suggested we should have bought Reina, Victor Valdes or Julio Cesar. I think we all accept we should have bought a keeper and the three are reasonable choices ... if you're playing Championship Manager. After what happened this summer with Barcelona the idea of dealing with them in way was totally out of the question - even if they might well have accepted to have the extra cash to bid higher for Cesc. Valdes wouldn't adapt to England either, I'm sure of that. Inter wouldn't sell Cesar and I saw during the world cup he wears a girdle. He is the William Shatner of goalkeepers who they wouldn't have sold anyway. Reina, slightly more gettable, and as Gunnerblog reported during the summer he'd have been interested in a move, but he signed a new deal with Liverpool, the transfer fee and wages would have been astronomical, and they likely wouldn't have sold. So while it's all well and good saying we should have bought a keeper he'd really want to make more sensible suggestions to be taken seriously. Meanwhile, Mark Schwarzer is very unhappy at what went on, saying:
    I would rather not say anything, I would really rather not say anything because otherwise I might say something wrong.
    At the end of the day, however, Schwarzer, like another player closer to our hearts, has to accept the fact that he has a contract with his club and that contracts do mean something. We hear all the time about 'player power' and how contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on etc etc. Isn't it a positive step for football that clubs aren't allowing themselves to be dictated to by players, agents and potential suitors. Sure, it can still go the other way - you look at somebody like Mascherano who acted in a way which made Liverpool doubt his professionalism. They had to make a choice in the best interests of their club. Would Mascherano be a disruptive influence? Probably. Sell. At 37 missing out on Arsenal is going to sting for a player like Schwarzer. Unlike Cesc he doesn't have another 10 years ahead of him, but Fulham weren't in a position to sell, he has to just get on with it. He might well be angry at how difficult the Fulham board made things prior to the Stockdale injury but at this point there's not much he can do about it. Anyway, the point I'm making is that some players, even if they do want to move, will respect the fact their club doesn't want to sell them and act in a professional manner. And Mascherano is a cunt. I think that's about the size of it. And speaking of cunts Ryan Shawcross has had a pop at Arsene Wenger for his rugby comments, saying:
    He always seems to have a problem with Stoke, our manager and certain players. He’s obviously got something against me. It’s just weird. He brings my name into it.
    Yes, obviously. I wonder what it might be? I suspect it might be the fact that in recent seasons reckless tackles have put Theo Walcott out for months, Adebayor being tackled off the pitch putting him out for 3-4 weeks and the trifling matter of Aaron Ramsey's leg being snapped in two by Stoke's answer to Lennie Small (hat tip @kenearlys). If he thinks a man with some personal animus towards him is 'weird' then he's even less self-aware than Johnny Amoeba. Shawcross would be wise to shut his mouth and not get involved in stuff like this. Despite Stoke telling the world he's not that kind of player, the evidence clearly shows that he is. If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'. I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable. And aside from all that nothing there's no other nothing to not talk about. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2879 2010-09-06 08:44:47 2010-09-06 08:44:47 open open interlull-bash-it-out publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last
    Interlull: It's all about Koscielny's tackle http://arseblog.net/2010/09/07/interlull-its-all-about-koscielnys-tackle/ Tue, 07 Sep 2010 08:42:00 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2876 has a list of what those players did and didn't do at the weekend, you have to think the majority of them will be at it again tonight. I could go and check but frankly it's just not interesting enough. Like the rest of you I'm just hoping that the lads come through without injury so we've got as full a squad as possible for the weekend. That said, there are quite a few who have been at the club for the duration of the Interlull. Almunia, Denilson, Koscielny, Squillaci, Djourou and Traore's ghost have been playing 6-a-side against Wenger, Rice, Colbert, Primorac, Lewin and O'Driscoll. The break will have allowed our newest player, Squillaci to settle in a bit. Speaking to ATVO Laurent Koscienly said of him:
    He is a very good player. I never played against him in France but he has a very good reputation. Having Sebastian here will help us because he's won things - he'll be a very big plus for us.
    He also talks about his partnership with Thomas Vermaelen, saying:
    It's very easy to play alongside him. There are always things we can improve on but that will come in time.
    This stat from Koscielny in the French league last season is interesting. He didn't lose one tackle for the whole year. Which is quite amazing, really. He says it's something he works hard on in training because it makes it easier when you go on the pitch. Out of curiosity I looked at his performances against Liverpool and Blackburn via the Guardian Chalkboards - he's won every tackle on the deck. He's been beaten a couple of times in the air but on the ground he's at 100% (5 tackles v Blackburn, 1 v Liverpool). I know it's early in the season but it augurs well. It's how quickly he learns that will determine his success, I think. You look at the Blackburn goal and that's the sort of challenge where, if you're not going to get the ball, you have to shoulder the player halfway into the crowd. It might well be a yellow card but physical strength, again something we hear him talk about trying to improve, coupled with the knowledge of when you have to take one for the team is vital in those situations. It'll be interesting to see how the manager deals with his centre-halves this season. As I mentioned previously I think he was forced to overplay Gallas and Vermaelen last time around and the impact that had on the end of our season was considerable. There was far too much Sylvester for our own good. Squillaci is definitely going to put pressure on Koscielny and I think we'll see the older Frenchie in the more difficult games, at least to begin with. Then you have to factor in Johan Djourou. It's a big if, I know, but if he stays fit then there's going to be real competition for the places at the heart of our defence. A pecking order will certainly emerge but quite what that is is anybody's guess at the moment. The Frenchosity of our defenders is a bit interesting too - as the Man from East Lower points out perhaps Almunia might need to learn a bit to help him out. "Le keepers ball!" "Allez out of l'area!" "Oooops! J'ai droppé le balon!" Some bonus linkage: Arsenal's Invincibles were like crack. And finally for today, Yargh! So that's it, light yer candles, pray to your gods, witchdoctors, shaman and divine beings that we all arrive back safe, sound and ready to kick some arse this weekend. And we can get this Interlull behind us. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2876 2010-09-07 08:42:00 2010-09-07 08:42:00 open open interlull-its-all-about-koscielnys-tackle publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last
    That old familiar face ... http://arseblog.net/2010/09/08/that-old-familiar-face/ Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:40:49 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2874 out until mid-October following the ankle knock he picked up against Blackburn. What can you say other than there's nothing in the least bit surprising about it? The only thing you rely on with regards to Robin is that he's going to get injured at some point. Relying on him to stay fit and play regularly seems like a fool's errand. If he does make it back for mid-October he'll have missed Bolton, Braga, Sunderland, West Brom, Partizan Belgrade and Chelsea (I've left out the CC game against Sp*rs as he was never going to play in that anyway). He might make it back for Birmingham when we return from the next Interlull. It's a lot of games for the main striker at the club to miss, especially as we've got Bendtner out injured too. Any kind of injury to Chamakh and we're looking at using Arshavin as centre-forward again. I love Robin, I have to say. I love his talent, ability, attitude, I love the fact that he clearly loves the Arsenal, but there has to come a point where you question his place in the squad. He's either the most brittle man alive or the unluckiest man alive. Either way it's not great for him or for Arsenal. I know we've added depth to the striking positions with Chamakh but reading injury news about RVP is so frustrating because it happens so often. What do you do if you're Arsene Wenger though? You know you've got a supremely talented footballer but one you can't really rely on for the duration of a season. Do you take a risk and keep him, hoping he stays fit, or do you take a risk and sell him knowing it's possible he might stay fit and do great things elsewhere? Tough one. In the meantime let's hope he recovers quickly and be thankful that we're not fans of horse racing - Robin would have been shot in the head and smooshed into dog food by now. And to top off that great news we're probably going to be without Theo Walcott on Saturday, at least. His fantastic start to the season was derailed when he was caught by the most innocuous challenge during England's game last night. He went over on his ankle and was stretchered off. Apparently the damage isn't too bad, Fabio Capello said after it'd be less than two weeks, but again I'm going to wait and see what the official verdict from the club is. The timing of the injury is a huge frustration, Theo's start to the season has been outstanding and the last thing you want are set-backs like this. As far as I can tell at this early stage there aren't any problems with anyone else. I'm hoping that remains the case, that nobody trips over their luggage and tweaks an achilles or something, and we'll get a fuller picture of who is available for the weekend over the next couple of days. There's some good news in that Samir Nasri appears to be in contention for the weekend after his knee surgery. There's the silver lining, I suppose. In other news, there were some first team faces involved with the reserves last night. Sebastien Squillaci played his first game in an Arsenal shirt and he was joined by Johan Djourou, Denilson and Lukasz Fabianski in a 4-3 win over Blackburn. Obviously it provides then with some much needed match practice and by the sounds it there were a few cobwebs which needed blowing away. All four are likely to be part of the weekend's squad for the Bolton game. Wellington, the Brazilian superwondermegakid, has gone back to Brazil but says:
    The experience in London was perfect. I can now dream of playing in the Premier League and I don't think it will be hard for me to adapt. Mr Wenger has spoken with me and has helped me with my work and training. I am really looking forward to this challenge.
    He goes back to Brazil until January at which point he turns 18 and can join is full time. I think it's probably a bit much to expect him to make an impact this season, to be honest, but then if an orphan hobo can get a game at United you just never know these days, do you? I did see the Vermaelen comments yesterday but I've made a new rule on this blog that at no point will I ever quote anyone who talks about the DNA of Cesc Fabregas. I think we ought to just accept the fact that upon his death Cesc will donate his body to science, they can go through his genetic code, discover cures for all known diseases (except Fat-Mouth which that Silvio Dante looking little fucker has a rotten case of), and be done with the whole thing. Finally for today, here's a haiku: Interlull is gone. Fuck off scabby Interlull. You shit faced cunt hound. Mañana.]]>
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    Theo hit for six? http://arseblog.net/2010/09/09/theo-hit-for-six/ Thu, 09 Sep 2010 08:39:14 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2872 Football 365 quotes the Times because nobody can else can be arsed signing up to get past the paywall. Even if I did I couldn't link to it. It's a bit of a shame for the chaps that write for the paper now, having little or no online presence, but there you go. Apparently Theo had a scan and there's damage to the ankle ligaments which isn't at all surprising when you see how far over he went on it. Typically you don't get stretchered off unless you've done something quite bad, most of the time it'd be a case of hobbling around, trying to run it off and then realising you probably should rest it and not do like a 5-a-side game and say 'I'll go in nets for a bit'. If it is true, and I would stress that it has yet to be confirmed, it would be a big blow for him and for us. Like Robin van Persie Theo is very susceptible to injury which prevents him from developing the sort of confidence and rhythm that a run of games brings. Injury free Theo, as we've seen since the start of this season, is a very different animal from just been out with injury Theo. I expect we'll get some official confirmation today. Arsene Wenger must really, really hate Interlulls. Nearly as much as the rest of us. I suppose we just have to wait and see and react then but it's really hard not to be thoroughly disheartened, both at the injury and at just how many of our players suffer them and how often. Talk of a curse is silly, superstitious nonsense. The bottom line might just be that we have too many players whose injury records are preventing them, and perhaps the team, from reaching their potential. Meanwhile, Denilson, a man who has barely kicked a ball in anger since last March, is back in contention for the game against Bolton. He says we've got to play them like we're playing Chelsea:
    When you play Bolton you can't think that it is an easy game. You have to think it is a good game, a brilliant game and you have to win, the same as if you play Chelsea or Manchester United. You have to focus for every game.
    I know what he's saying but given our previous against Chelsea and United in recent seasons maybe we'd be better off playing them like we're actually playing Bolton, against whom we have a good record. The key point is the focus which has to be right. I'm hoping the fact the players got back a little sooner than usual means we can work hard on ensuring there's no post Interlull hangover. We need to pick up where we left off against Blackburn and that means coping with a team who will play a physical game. Owen Coyle is lauded for the way he tries to get his teams to play football but he hasn't changed Bolton that much. I watched them against Birmingham the other week and when push came to shove, a 10 man, 2-0 down Bolton, resorted to type. Whoever partners Vermaelen at the centre of the defence is going to have a real battle on their hands with Elbows Davies, a tricky customer at the worst of times. It might be Squillaci - who you can see in a masterclass of pointing here - but more likely Koscielny will get the nod. You can be sure Davies will attach himself to the new boy and avoid Vermaelen if at all possible. If there is a weakness at centre-half it's that we're not especially tall and for all the talk of playing football you can be sure Bolton will try and exploit that. So, there's not much else to report this morning. We'll wait for the official diagnosis on Theo's injury and hope The Times have got it wrong. Back tomorrow with more guff and, of course, an Arsecast. Until then, stay fit.]]>
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    Injury news as expected + Arsecast 167 http://arseblog.net/2010/09/10/injury-news-as-expected-arsecast-167/ Fri, 10 Sep 2010 08:35:57 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2870 was confirmed yesterday. He'll spend 4-6 weeks out with an ankle injury and Arsene Wenger revealed they were scared it might well have been more. He joins Robin van Persie who'll spend the same amount of time out with an almost identical injury. It could be a good thing though. They could have a race, figuratively speaking, to see who can get back quickest to get injured again. Speaking to my pal Paddy Plougher he says van Persie is 4/6 on with Theo on a generous 7/4 - fill yer boots lads. There's good news about Samir Nasri, however. AW says:
    He could even be involved against Bolton. He has had a very good preparation and joins in [training] tomorrow. If needed I will integrate him in the squad for Bolton but for sure he will be back for our first Champions League game against Braga.
    I suspect that means Nasri will be on the bench against Bolton and if I had to guess I'd say Tomas Rosicky, provided none of his groins, knees or testicles has exploded while on international duty, will take Walcott's place in the team. The Czech has had a good start to the season, he looks much more like the Rosicky we all hoped he'd be, and while we might miss Theo's pace I'm not sure Bolton are going to play the kind of expansive game which will allow us to get in behind them very often. Carlos Vela, of course, is another option. He scored for Mexico in midweek and could well be considered, but I think he'll start on the bench. Bolton is where Jack Wilshere spent the second half of last season on loan and Owen Coyle reckons he lost his footballing virginity up there with Kevin Davies and co. I know, what a thoroughly unpleasant image to put in your heads first thing in the morning, but Coyle says:
    Maybe he was a bit immature when he came here but when he left he was a real man. In fact, it was a hot afternoon, the last day of June, and the sun was a demon. The clouds were afraid, one-ten in the shade and the pavement was steaming. Duh-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nuuuuurr.
    Jack's Bolton sunrise aside, he'll obviously be desperate to play some part in this game. Can't see it from the start though. Diaby, Song and Cesc will likely be the midfield but he certainly provides another option from the bench. Also in contention are the reserves playing trio of Squillaci, Djourou and Denilson. They're all fit and ready and it's just 'down to selection' according to the boss. I think he'll stick with Vermaelen and Koscielny but again the competition for places is a good thing. More on the Bolton game tomorrow when we hear from the manager at his press conference today. So that lot aside the only injuries are to Nicklas Bendtner - another three or four weeks away yet - and Aaron Ramsey who we really shouldn't expect anything of this time of Christmas, in my opinion. Anything sooner than that is a bonus. Footballers these days seem so much more brittle than they used to be. Is there any solution. One man has an idea which probably won't go down well with everyone but definitely raises some questions. Go read. Right, we're still suffering the effects of the quiet week so there's not much else around in terms of news. And despite the paucity of incident and info I have managed to cobble together an Arsecast so let's get to it. Joining me to discuss all the nothing is Julian H from the most popular Arsenal blog with the word 'ginger' in it, Gingers for Limpar (or @gingers4limpar if you wanna do the Twitter thing). On the agenda, the Interlull, injuries, the start to the season thus far and the Bolton game. Also in there Internet Joe, Talkshite Radio with an exclusive Ryan Shawcross interview and the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (25mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that. Proper football returns tomorrow. This is a good thing.]]>
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    Bolton preview - Squillaci to make debut http://arseblog.net/2010/09/11/bolton-preview-squillaci-to-make-debut/ Sat, 11 Sep 2010 09:34:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2868 Almunia - Sagna - Koscielny - Squillaci - Clichy - Song - Diaby - Cesc - Rosicky - Arshavin - Chamakh I don't think Bolton will come to play expansive, open football, regardless of Owen Coyle's desire to have his teams do that. I don't mean they'll clog it like Blackburn either but I think they'll be keen to mix it up a bit and with two newcomers to English football at the heart of our defence I think they'd be fools not to at least try to exploit that. At the other end Chamakh will be hoping to have a more productive home game than the last one. He should have scored more against Blackpool but I don't think anyone who watched his performance against Blackburn would have too many worries about him. Cesc has been talking to the official programme and says:
    I was out of form and during the [Blackburn] game I knew it, but hopefully you’ll see an improvement [against Bolton]. Nobody needs to tell me otherwise – I’m always hard on myself and aware when I’m playing badly.
    Hopefully the extra time and the games for Spain will have returned him to something approaching peak condition. As I've said all along I don't have any worries about Cesc, he's always a player whose inherent desire to win football matches will ensure he gives it 100% every time he wears an Arsenal shirt. You can't stop people talking, I realise that, but you can stop listening, which is what I intend to do. We have, in the past, struggled to find our rhythm again after Interlulls. It's important that we do, however, because three points are crucial today. I know United have a difficult game on paper but I think they'll do Everton and the chance of Chelsea dropping points to West Ham is so infinitesimally small it might be John Terry's moral compass. I know it's early in the season but we've got to pay attention to what the others are doing and make sure we don't slip up in games like these, because they won't. So, fingers crossed, three points are more important than performance but if we can combine the two it gets us motoring again into what's going to be a busy few weeks. In other news the manager has backed his goalkeepers, which is about the only thing he can do right now. There's not much left to say about the situation, to be honest, other than what Arsene says:
    My squad is strong enough and I stand up completely for that. If it's the goalkeeper, centre forward or central defender who makes a mistake, I will get the blame. I have to accept that as part of my job.
    He's right too. Other players will certainly be given the appropriate leeway should they make a mistake, none of us expects outright perfection - well, there are some out there who are impossible to please but there's not a lot you can do about that - but the first goalkeeping error of the season is going to be met with such an explosion of outrage Fox News will be wondering how they can twist it to suit their agenda. Genuine outrage is such a marketable commodity these days, don't you know. Rightly or wrongly that's what's going to happen and the manager, and the keepers in question, are going to have to cope with it. The boss also spoke about Jack Wilshere and his treatment by England U21 manager Stuart Pearce. It does seem as if there's an issue between Wenger and Pearce. Arsene was unhappy when Theo Walcott was called up for the U21 European Championships last summer and when he came back to Arsenal all broken he wasn't slow to let people know what he thought. Wilshere, after his arrest a couple of weekends ago, was demoted to the bench by Pearce, who claimed he lacked focus. Arsene, who knows what happened better than Pearce, said:
    I was surprised and I don't think it needs any more comment. From what I've heard Jack hasn't done a lot wrong. If I go out with you do you want me to run away? If I have a friend with me and I'm in trouble I prefer that he stays.
    Nevertheless, he did fire a little warning shot across Wilshere's bows:
    Ideally, footballers should be at home in bed at 3am. You don't make a career at the top level if you don't know how to behave – it's impossible.
    He might have overplayed that a touch, we've seen plenty of players at the top level who haven't been angels off the pitch, but you can certainly say few of them ever reached their full potential. Wilshere is a prodigious talent and he'd do well to sit down for a little while with somebody like Thierry Henry or Dennis Bergkamp and take a few lessons on how to live life off the field to ensure he gets the most out of his career. And that's about that for this morning. Here's to a good three points this afternoon. If you're in Ireland the game is on Setanta Sports - which I'd do well to remember. Last time I spent 20 minutes squinting at a crappy stream before I realised I could go downstairs and watch it on TV. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 4-1 Bolton: Good goals, terrible ref http://arseblog.net/2010/09/12/arsenal-4-1-bolton-good-goals-terrible-ref/ Sun, 12 Sep 2010 09:31:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2865 Arsenalist has the goods. So overall a fine day, I thought we played well enough. The centre-halves dealt with Davies very well in general, Squillaci looked steady but he'll need a few more games to get to the pace of English football. Cesc was imperious in midfield, a late chase and tackle on a Bolton player setting exactly the sort of example we need a captain to set. It might be 4-1 to us but we're not going to sit back and coast. Rosicky had another fine game, he looks to have found some zip again and it's great to see. Chamakh looks a better player each time I see him and had Arshavin had his shooting boots on this would have an annihilation. Afterwards Arsene declared himself pleased overall and said of the Blackburn game, and this one:
    We had two games; Blackburn and today that we wouldn't have taken six points from two years ago. I am pleased with the performance of the whole team.
    Perhaps there is a maturity in the team, perhaps there's just more focus. One thing I'd suggest is that when you do freshen up your squad - and we had three new signings in the team as well as Wilshere who is just beginning his Arsenal career - there's a positive effect. You have guys who are determined, enthusiastic and to whom going through the motions is not an option. It's good to see. Leaving us aside for the moment, let's focus on the referee, Stuart Atwell. He is being fast-tracked as the next top man in English refereeing and yesterday he left both teams and sets of fans unhappy with his performance. We've dealt with the sending off and Bolton have every right to be aggrieved with the decision not to give them a free kick in the build up to it. It was as clean cut a free kick as you'll ever see. You can discuss the merits of the sending off if you want but as I pointed out Bolton didn't mount much of a defence of Cahill's tackle. From behind, two feet in the air on a player who was going nowhere. Yet Atwell kept his red card in his pocket when it came to Kevin Davies. Already on a yellow for a nasty tackle on Jack Wilshere - which came about 2 minutes after he'd booted Rosicky up in the air - he let him stay on for a thuggish aerial challenge on Laurent Koscielny. He came charging in with no chance whatsoever of getting the ball, hit Koscielny hard and there was a fairly sickening clash of heads. You can can argue that he was trying to challenge for the ball but if you watch it again you'll see that's not the case. There was no way he was getting there and if he'd been that late in a tackle on the ground he'd have had a yellow card all day long. Why should it be different because it's in the air? Thankfully Koscielny was all right and he kept Davies pretty much in his pocket for the rest of the game which was some measure of revenge, but Davies was lucky to be on the pitch, in my opinion. Then there was this. After coming on as a sub Abou Diaby was taken out by Paul Robinson just outside the Bolton box. Look at how far over the ball Robinson was: Not even a booking. We got a throw. "I don't like Paul Robinson but that was a good tackle", said Arsenal TV pundit Stewart Robson on Setanta. He changed his mind on seeing a replay but perhaps he ought to keep his mouth shut and make judgements when he's seen things properly. His performance on Setanta yesterday was maddening, perhaps he was trying to be as non-Arsenal as possible because of his connection to the club, but some of the stuff he said about Arsene Wenger and Cesc Fabregas was unncessary, snide and disappointing from a man who is paid by Arsenal Football Club. Someone have a word. Anyway, the point is the Robinson tackle. Diaby got up, tried to have a go at the Bolton player until he was held back, and then went off a few minutes later. Arsene said afterwards that he was 'not in good shape' and couldn't move his leg. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was missing for a long time, it was a horrendous tackle and neither the referee or the linesman did a thing about it. I know some Bolton fans will point to the tackle by Diaby at their place a couple of seasons ago which was, I readily admit, a bad one. The small difference is that Diaby rightly got a red card. For a referee and a linesman to miss that tackle yesterday was nothing short of disgraceful. Robinson should have had a red card and his attempt to put the ref off by pretending to be injured himself was pathetic and pitiful. Fingers crossed Diaby isn't as badly injured as I fear. Atwell is completely out of his depth, a midget in the deep end. I can understand both sets of fans and teams being unhappy with him yesterday because he was utterly shit. Remember, this is a man who gave this as a goal. If you're capable of that, regardless of how fledgling your refereeing career is, you have no business officiating Sunday league games, let alone top level football. Sure, officials make mistakes, they're only human, but there's got to be a progression in any career. Quite why he's being 'fast tracked' is beyond me. If he was an excellent referee but still a bit raw I'd understand it but he's obviously not. You just need to look at his Wikipedia entry to see just how much controversy he's been involved in already. Demote him, let him work his way back up if he can, because he's the kind of referee whose ineptitude endangers players. As for Bolton, I know they're being painted as a more football side under Owen Coyle, but some of the stuff yesterday was the Bolton of old. Arsenal were not bullied though and that was great to see again. Still, 4-1 at home is good stuff, I think we'd have won the game even if it had stayed 11 v 11, and it's just the kind of result we needed going into the Champions League this week. Diaby aside I don't think anyone picked up any kind of injury (fingers crossed) and Cesc looked to be more like his old self, even if I think he's still a bit short of 100%. It augurs well. Not much else going on this Sunday, time for papers, breakfast and a nice relaxing Sunday in the glow of three points. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2865 2010-09-12 09:31:30 2010-09-12 09:31:30 open open arsenal-4-1-bolton-good-goals-terrible-ref publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last
    Anyone fancy a good old fashioned maiming?! http://arseblog.net/2010/09/13/anyone-fancy-a-good-old-fashioned-maiming/ Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:27:10 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2863 'But ref, he was clean through on goal ...' 'Less of your lip son, does that player looked maimed to you?' 'But-' 'He's only slightly mangled. Yellow card'. 'But-' 'And here's your second yellow for dissent. Off you go'. Speaking of maiming and all that fun stuff, what about a replay of the Robinson challenge on Diaby? Video below from Gooner Jim.

    Clogger
    This is where I think football should take a cue from rugby and allow clubs to cite incidents post game. Arsenal should be able to say to the citing committee, please look at this, it was a dangerous challenge and the player should be punished. At the moment there are as yet unconfirmed rumours that Diaby is injured quite badly, we have to wait and see though. If he is crocked it's as a direct result of that tackle by Robinson and it's the kind of tackle they have to get rid of from football. It's the kind of tackle that broke Eduardo's leg, it's the kind of tackle that broke Diaby's ankle, it's the kind of tackle that has broken players legs throughout football. You just need Google and a strong stomach to find plenty of videos to back that up. Yet football has done nothing to try and stamp it out. The Robinson tackle was ignored by Match of the Day this weekend. This is the same Match of the Day who sat there chuckling at Joey Barton being booted around the pitch by Wolves a couple of weeks ago. One of those Wolves players was involved in a tackle which broke Bobby Zamora's leg this weekend. Hilarious, isn't it? Now, I'm not suggesting that Arsenal are whiter than white. We've had our moments down the years and will do again, I'm sure. Yet when those who report on the game and have a responsiblity to it completely ignore dangerous incidents like Robinson on Diaby it does the game a disservice. No player, Bolton, Arsenal or otherwise, should get away with that kind of challenge due to the ineptitude of the officials. We have video evidence, we should be able to use it. If Robinson had punched Diaby, unseen by the ref, it would be possible for the referee to view that again and a retrospective punishment could be dished out. Why on earth is it not used for more important things like this? Maybe nobody else thinks it's really that important. As an Arsenal fan who has watched football for more years that I can count, and who has witnessed three of the most horrendous injuries I've ever seen in recent seasons, I'm just a bit tired of folk glossing over dangerous play, justifying it, excusing it. I accept football is a physical game, I love that side of it as much as the silky skills and the great goals, but I simply don't understand why dangerous tackles and serious injury are brushed off as part and parcel of the game as if there's nothing we can do about it. Until things change more players will get injured. And we've seen how damaging those injuries can be. Eduardo's Arsenal career never recovered, Diaby's career has been a constant battle against niggling injury, we can only hope Ramsey is young enough not to suffer the same way. The sad truth is that until it happens to a media favourite, and probably an English international, there will never be the required focus on this issue. And the sad part is there's a lot the media could do because so many people take their cue from them. They decide who's a good player because of what pundits say, they decide who's terrible because of what pundits say, they decide what's fair and unfair because of what pundits say. The problem, of course, is that 95% of all pundits are hackneyed ex-pros who haven't got a fucking clue. It's just easy to trot out well worn phrases like 'full blooded' and 'Not that kind of player' than acknowledge there's a problem. Diaby was lucky his leg wasn't snapped like Eduardo's on Saturday and on TV they criticised him for getting up and having a go at Robinson. That's the mindset. Anyway, I think we know not much will change and we'll just have to get on with things. Whether that includes Diaby for the next little while we'll have to wait and see. The whispers aren't positive but I'm hoping that for once we get a little bit of a break (poor choice of words, I know) when it comes to one of our players being injured. And at the very least I hope referees who aren't that hapless little ponce from Saturday will look at Paul Robinson and remember the Diaby incident next time he doesn't maim a player by any means. I did say there'd be more on the Champions League but I seem to have gone on long enough this morning. Plus there's not much news out there beyond the manager saying we'll have a big advantage when UEFA's new rules regarding club finances come into play in 2012. I'm sure by then the clubs whose wealth comes from their sugar daddy owners will have figured out some way around the new regulations. There should be more tomorrow as Braga, the fourth team we're playing in a row whose name begins with B, hit town. And then after that we've got an away trip to Bsunderland to look forward to. A busy week indeed.]]>
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    Braga-ing rights up for grabs ... http://arseblog.net/2010/09/14/braga-ing-rights-up-for-grabs/ Tue, 14 Sep 2010 08:25:20 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2861 saying:
    It goes through your head if you have something important to do tomorrow. It goes through your head the day before a game and the day after a game. Yes, it is missing and we will try to get that right. You are more worried about others than yourselves and you want to do well for people who love the club. For the players, for the fans who love the club.
    Tomorrow evening's game is the first step on this season's journey. We know Braga are a good team and from what little I've read from them in the build-up they'll be looking to hit us on the counter-attack. I have no idea if that means they're going to sit right back and soak up Arsenal pressure but I'm sure they'll have watched games in the past where we've found it difficult to break down teams who get plenty of men behind the ball. I really don't know anything at all about their natural game but they've come past Celtic and Sevilla to get to this point so there's no underestimating then. They won 4-3 in Sevilla, impressive by any standards. At this point we haven't got any pre-game stuff from Arsene Wenger or from the Portuguese team so there'll be a fuller preview of the game tomorrow. If you would like to go the game I've got a pair of category 1 tickets to give away. Just check out the competition here and answer the relatively simple question. I'll announce the winner on tomorrow's blog but please note the closing time for the competition is 4pm this afternoon. That's to allow Emirates to get in touch with the winner to arrange the collection of the tickets at the ground tomorrow. So, 4pm is the strict deadline and the RNG will do its stuff later on. There's still no news over the fitness of Abou Diaby. I'm sure we'll hear today at Arsene's press conference what the extent of the damage is. It's nice to see a bit of mainstream coverage for what I was talking about on yesterday's blog (I could easily do that for you, Guardian sports ed *cough*), yet how typical was it that the FA had YouTube remove the video from yesterday's blog? A 5 second clip, filmed by holding a mobile phone in front of the telly, and they're claiming copyright issues. It smacks more of the FA not wanting incidents like Diaby's to be replayed over and over again lest they be forced to actually address them. It's only Sky Sports News that is allowed set the agenda, remember? Idiots. There's still the fear that the injury could be quite serious. The fact that we haven't heard anything yet makes me a bit nervous, I have to say. Obviously we'll keep fingers crossed it's not so bad but when it comes to injuries I find my glass is rarely half-full. Or if it is half-full it's half-full of infected orc piss. All the same, and despite the rough treatment in some games, you do get the feeling there's a resilience to Arsenal this season. Laurent Koscielny has taken some right clatters, got treated, got up and just kept going. We've come through two very physical tests against Bolton and Blackburn and walked away with six points out of six. Alex Song says:
    We can fight when we need to fight and we can play good football when we get the chance to play good football.
    I think the authorities really do have to do something about the overly physical approach of some teams, and I don't just mean for the benefit of Arsenal when I say that, but until that happens (reminder: do not hold your breath on this one) we have to be able to stand up for ourselves. So far so good this season and long may it continue. Kieran Gibbs has been talking about his first start of the season and he reckons the to and fro between himself and Gael Clichy will be good for us:
    Not only is the competition going to be good for Gael to play well, it is also going to be good for the club as well because we are both fighting to win help the team win something this year.
    I know he is rated very, very highly by Arsene Wenger and there's every chance he could become first choice if his performances merit it. Of course that's down to him and how he plays and how Gael Clichy responds to the very real threat Gibbs provides, a threat that Armand Traore really did not. For us it can only be a good thing to have two players so motivated to do well for themselves and for the team. Not much else going on this morning. As I said a fuller look at the Braga game tomorrow when we'll know if Vermaelen returns, how long Diaby's going to be out for and any other team news that might crop up today. Until then.]]>
    2861 2010-09-14 08:25:20 2010-09-14 08:25:20 open open braga-ing-rights-up-for-grabs publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last
    Braga preview + Wenger on bad tackles http://arseblog.net/2010/09/15/braga-preview-wenger-on-bad-tackles/ Wed, 15 Sep 2010 07:52:40 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2859 They are a team that are physically strong, well organised and play with very quick transition from defence to offence. We know their players. But what impresses me is that they finished in front of Porto, who we played last year. Braga lost last weekend against Porto, an away game in which they played a formation very similar to our own. As it's their Champions League debut proper, and against a team with some pedigree in the competition, I think they come to London with nothing to lose. We won't underestimate them, by any means, but at the same time I'm not sure the football world expects a lot from them which allows them to play without too much pressure. If, as the ZM report suggests, Braga struggled to cope with the movement of Hulk, they might well find Arsenal's attacking play a lot more difficult to deal with. With Fabregas pulling the strings in midfield and with Arshavin (hopefully with shooting boots), Chamakh (who the boss has been talking up), Rosicky, Nasri and even Alex Song who got forward brilliantly against Bolton they'll have to be at their best, I feel. We know how important the home games are in the Champions League. I think I read somewhere that we've never won an away game in the CL in the countries we'll be visiting this season so it's important we make the most of the games at the Grove. The confidence will be high after the Bolton game, let's keep the good start to the season going. At the press conference yesterday the news regarding Diaby was initially quite worrying. The manager said he had no idea how long he'd be out, later clarifying what he meant. Diaby himself said:
    To be honest I am lucky to only miss two or three games, I really thought I would be out for a long time. Bolton is a very physical team and the tackle was a strong one, but it is Premier League football, people are committed, so it is fine for me.
    There have been some mixed reactions to what Diaby said. Those who would urge him to condemn Robinson outright have to remember he's also made a couple of bad tackles in his time which the media would quite happily dig up if he had. All that would do is take the focus off the issue which is the dangerous tackling which seems to be more and more commonplace. Arsene Wenger, however, put it right up to the people who should be doing something about it, the FA. The same FA who seek to prevent coverage of such incidents for reasons best guessed at. Anyway, Arsene said:
    The tackle was bad. The tackle was very bad. I cannot protect the players, only the FA can do that. I love the English game, but people are more interested in controversy than protecting the players. Why should I create another story? You asked me how the tackle was, and it was bad. The beauty of the game is down to the fact that you play with commitment, passion, but the right intention. I've been a football player. If I'm injured by a guy who goes for the ball, I'm too late and twist my ankle I say it's an accident. If I go for the ball and am tackled at the level of my knee then I feel it's not football.
    It's difficult to know how anyone can argue with that. Of course you'll get idiot pundits and columnists winding people up, and even on Twitter yesterday someone mentioned to me that TalkSport were saying there was nothing wrong with the Robinson challenge. I know the way radio stations operate, they're putting forward a controversial opinion which they know is wrong but which they also know will get people upset and ultimately create listenership. At the end of the day though it's not just a wind-up, it's condoning a style of play which is dangerous and which will lead to players getting hurt. Like the manager I love the physical side of the game. Unlike some people though I find it hard to look at players whose legs are snapped in two or whose feet are pointing the wrong way. I don't accept that as 'part and parcel' of the game. The FA are too lenient, the media consistently make excuses for players who take the physical side of the game too far - if they're not simply ignoring incidents which deserve greater analysis - and the sad reality is that until the authorities accept there's a problem and make moves to do something about it we're going to see more players (and not just Arsenal players) hurt badly. Anyway, it's a bit like pissing in the wind at the moment but hopefully as more and more people get their news and information from non-mainstream sources pressure might grow on those who run the game to take their heads out of the sand and do something positive. Marouane Chamakh talks to fifa.com about his fledgling Arsenal career and how he's coping with English football:
    I was a bit taken aback to start with. I’ve taken a couple of shoulder barges and thought the ref was going to blow but he didn’t. He just looked at me and said: ‘Play on, play on’. That’s the way the game is and it’s up to me to get used to it.
    He's had plenty of time to prepare himself for the move to England and at 26 is experienced enough to cope with the change more quickly than a younger player might be. I've been impressed with what we've seen of him so far and I've got some money on him to score the first goal tonight. He's got a good record in the Champions League - he's scored in each of his last three appearances in the competition - so fingers crossed he keeps it up tonight. Nicklas Bendtner, a man who is going to have to step it up with the arrival of Chamakh, reveals he's well on the way to his comeback. With van Persie out for a good while yet that is a good thing. Finally for today, congratulations to Lee Saunders who won the tickets to tonight's game thanks to Emirates Airline. Enjoy. Here's to a good result and a good performance later, more tomorrow.]]>
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    Arsenal 6-0 Braga: Sixy? Cescy? S'all right. http://arseblog.net/2010/09/16/arsenal-6-0-braga-sixy-cescy-sall-right/ Thu, 16 Sep 2010 07:34:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2857 I've always felt fantastic here. I'm very happy to be here And Arsene Wenger said in his post-match stuff:
    He loves this club. People doubted that but I never doubted that. He arrived here at the age of 16 and he enjoys the way we play and what more do you want than to be happy.
    And I do hope at some stage this nonsense will stop. Regardless of what did or didn't happen in the summer Cesc is an Arsenal player this season and he doesn't look to me like a player who is sulking or not enjoying his football. I think, as well, as fans we've got to just start ignoring the crap from people who we know are just on a wind-up. It'll make life much easier, trust me. I've really got no interest in anything any of them have to say. When watching a game I watch the game. I can make my own mind up about what I see, as can all of you, so pre-match bollocks, half-time waffle and the post-game cuntery is all very much a thing of the past for me. So, the great start to the season continues. In five games we've scored nineteen goals. It's wrong to say the defence hasn't been tested either because Blackburn was a test. They've had a relatively easy time of it in the last few games but Koscielny looks to be settling in very well, Squillaci was solid again and both full backs were excellent last night (one Clichy error aside). And although he had little to do Almunia did that assuredly. What we do know, however, is that going away from home after a midweek Champions League game is never easy. Especially when you're playing a team that hasn't had a game. Sunderland away was a disappointment last season, the focus has to switch to that immediately and we've got to keep things going domestically. More on that game in the days to come. --- Now, finally for today I've team up with my pal at Gunnerblog and designer David Rudnick to bring to you a t-shirt which is, quite literally, a t-shirt. It's also good luck, the day we launched it Arsenal won 6-0. This is a fact and it cannot be disputed. It is a limited edition, high quality shirt, only 250 were made, or will ever be made, featuring everyone's favourite time-traveling, Belgian killing machine and centre-half. Click the image to take a closer look. The Verminator's mission will be explained in a further post this morning. To get your hands on one before they're all gone, simply go here, click, and do all the usual check-out stuff, and soon a Verminator shirt will be winging its way to you. Remember, in the Terminator films it's the rise of Skynet that brings about the destruction of the world. SKYnet. This t-shirt could save your children from a world ruled by Richard Keys and Andy Gray. Can you live without one? Can you take the risk of not owning one? I don't think you can. Once again, click here to purchase. For this blog for today, that's about that. Tomorrow, I'll be ... erm ... returning ... erm .... Yeah!]]>
    2857 2010-09-16 07:34:47 2010-09-16 07:34:47 open open arsenal-6-0-braga-sixy-cescy-sall-right publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last
    VERMINATOR - The t-shirt, the history http://arseblog.net/2010/09/16/verminator-the-t-shirt-the-history/ Thu, 16 Sep 2010 14:25:30 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2853 Vermaelen t-shirt history Vermaelen Arseblog Gunnerblog t-shirt

    Buy the t-shirt.

    Destroy John Terry.

    Save the world.

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    Serious Cesc + Arsecast 168, Arseblog meets Peter Storey http://arseblog.net/2010/09/17/serious-cesc-arsecast-168-arseblog-meets-peter-storey/ Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:15:39 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2850 Goodplaya excellently sums up his latest verbal vomit. As for Owen Coyle, who has also decided to try and stick his knife in, must try harder you sub-Clooney lookalike twat. He's given the manager a bit of a rub with a butter knife, suggesting Arsene's generous post-game text differed from the opinion he gave to journalists. What was he expecting? 'U r cnts m8 and dat davies iz a fkn anml' Idiot. Also, it's rather difficult to say something to someone's face if you don't actually see them. Remember, Coyle was the man who complained, rightly enough, about the Gallas tackle last season then backed down because he wanted Jack Wilshere on loan. He got Jack Wilshere on loan as well, as folks thought he'd bring to Bolton to style of play he brought to Burnley. He we are some way down the line and I don't think that's true in the slightest. As for Cesc not being happy enough or not celebrating his goals enough, I despair. I could show you a range of pictures from Wednesday night when Cesc looked very happy indeed. Pictures from training. Pictures from the Bolton game. Do they want him to kiss the badge before asking the tannoy man to tell everyone that he's very happy that he's just scored a goal? If there's a seriousness about Cesc this season the easy thing to do is say it's because he wants to be elsewhere. Let's face it, there's probably a small element of that to it, but it does the man a great disservice. If he's serious it's because he wants to win trophies. It's because he knows as captain of Arsenal Football Club that he's got to set an example to the rest of his team. That's why he chases somebody down to win the ball back when we're 4-1 up. That's why he runs 70 yards tracking the winger into the left back position to cover and do a job for his team. That's why he takes the unselfish option and sets up Carlos Vela instead of going for the goal which would give him his hat-trick. That's why he demands more from his teammates because he expects from them what he gives to this team - and that's 100% commitment and a desire to win every single time he steps out on the pitch. That's why players who are content to coast through their career will not be tolerated and carried. He knows that the only way to win things is to concentrate, to take football seriously, to chase back, to defend from the front, to be unselfish, to create for others and, every time, to do nothing less than your best. That's why we're seeing a serious Cesc Fabregas, not an unhappy one. And he's laying down a marker for fans and the team alike saying there's nothing to get carried away with yet:
    I’m not going to read too much into our beating both Blackburn and Bolton – in previous years we might have done the same thing before collapsing against the big sides, so it’s best that we just keep going, keep improving and keep making things difficult for whoever we face.
    And that is exactly the kind of attitude that has to rub off on the other Arsenal players. It's not even the end of September yet and we've achieved nothing. The wins, the goals, the football, all very nice and thoroughly enjoyable, but still just small pieces of the bigger picture. Frankly, I don't think about next summer, we've just about gotten over this one. If people want to look at his every movement, every celebration, every post-match interview, and nit-pick it to pieces then fair enough. It's like some kind of self-harm but to each their own. I'll deal with next summer when it comes, until then I'll get right behind the captain and if people can't see why there's an edge to his game and to his attitude then that's their loss. To be perfectly honest, it's what this team has needed for a little while. Gael Clichy talks about how Cesc is the best in the world knowing that they nearly lost him this summer and that his long-term future remains uncertain. It should serve as a wake-up call to some of them who have potential and ability coming in spades, yet let themselves and the team down with a lack of application and desire. To say Cesc is sulking is nonsense. He's doing his job as well as he possibly can. So far this season, in just 3.5 games, that's 2 goals and 5 assists. Football players who sulk generally don't produce like that. Hopefully we don't have to go through this ritual examination of his demeanour after every game. They can, I won't. Last night Arsene met some shareholders for a Q&A thing. Arsenal Insider has a fairly lengthy report on it and there are bits and pieces across the official site too. He spoke about not buying a midfielder, saying he wanted to develop the players he had. The emergence of Jack Wilshere this season is something I think all fans are enjoying and obviously will be of huge benefit to the club. He's playing well, learning from someone like Cesc, and at the end of the day we know if someone were to examine Jack's genetic make-up his D*A is 100% Arsenal. Then there's the goalkeeping situation and he gave his full backing to Almunia. I'm reluctant to say anything really. Too much was probably said during the summer and in the wake of the transfer window closing and I'm loathe to start it all up again. The bottom line is that Almunia is our number 1, most likely for this season, and regardless of what we think of the manager's decision not buy another keeper we should all want him to do well. Aaron Ramsey speaks to the official site about his return and says he won't be holding back when he does start playing again. I think, having seen how little niggling injuries affected both Diaby and Eduardo after their serious injuries, the club will take their time in bringing Aaron back, ensuring he's fully rehabilitated and his fitness is 100% so his career isn't blighted any further by Shawcross's thuggery. And just before we move on to the Arsecast, a reminder, if you haven't seen it already, about the history of the Verminator. Thanks to everyone who has bought a t-shirt so far. There are just a few left of this limited edition shirt so if you do fancy one the link to get one is here. Right then, on to this week's Arsecast and I'm always privileged to have former players on, this week I've got a lengthy interview with a proper legend - Peter Storey. He was an integral part of the double winning side in 1971 and a man who played over 500 games for the club after joining as an apprentice in 1961. He's got a book out at the moment called 'True Storey' (available from Mainstream Publishers or via Amazon) and we discuss that and all things Arsenal. Obviously there's another side to Peter Storey's life but to find out about that you need to buy the book. A tip of my hat to the fantastic Goonerholic for his help with the interview too. Also in the show Arshavin, Internet Joe and the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (30mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio And that's about that, more than enough to keep you going on this last working day of the week. Till tomorrow and a proper Sunderland preview.]]>
    2850 2010-09-17 08:15:39 2010-09-17 08:15:39 open open serious-cesc-arsecast-168-arseblog-meets-peter-storey publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug enclosure _edit_lock _edit_last
    Sunderland preview - Wilshere - Stoke hilarity http://arseblog.net/2010/09/18/sunderland-preview-wilshere-stoke-hilarity/ Sat, 18 Sep 2010 08:25:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2847 Cesc is a big influence on him:
    He takes me to one side occasionally. Around the training ground he is helpful and, when he is on the pitch, he is telling me things to do and try. He tells me I'm not going to play every week and that I've got to break through slowly to stay in. That's how it worked with him, after all. Hopefully I can follow in his footsteps and be as good as him. He is always talking to you, a great leader as well as a good player. The more games I can play with him the better.
    Young Jack is probably the most talented English youngster to have come through the ranks in years. That he's got somebody like Cesc Fabregas to learn from is a wonderfully serendipitous accident of timing and will hugely benefit Arsenal in the long run. It's down to him now to stay focussed and work hard because it's all in front of him if he wants it. Fingers crossed he makes the most of his talent and does it at Arsenal. Marouane Chamakh will continue up front and I think a goal away from home would be a great thing. All his goals have come at the Grove - although he did play a big part in Reina fumbling the equaliser in at Anfield - so to get one on the road would certainly aid his progress. The Moroccan, now officially my favourite ever Moroccan, has had a better start to his Arsenal career than many expected. Long may it continue. Of course his start can only go on for a finite period but I mean the goals and shit. You know. So, there's every reason to be confident going into the game today. We're scoring goals, playing well and the team has clicked quite early, but any lack of focus will be punished in this league. Sunderland are decent, have goals in them, and I suspect the defence will find themselves more tested than they did in midweek. Keeping things crossed for the right result. Moving on and Stoke City have embarrassed themselves, again, with yet more moaning about Arsene Wenger. Their Chairman, Tony (not related to Paul) Scholes, said:
    Many of you will have seen the comments made by Arsene Wenger in which he was critical of the club generally and Ryan Shawcross in particular. We have written to him objecting to these comments and have asked for an apology. Much as we respect Arsene Wenger, we cannot allow him to continue criticising us in this way. Therefore, in the absence of any apology, we will continue with our complaint, even though it has been reported that the FA will take no action. We cannot accept that. It is not right that anyone in the game can criticise one of our players with reproach.
    I know, I know. I had to republish those comments in full in case someone at Stoke wakes up this morning, realises the chairman of the club has made a complete and utter twat of himself and blows up the internet to try and destroy the evidence. So, even though the FA have said they'll take no action they're continuing with their complaint. To who, exactly? The Pope? He's in town and is looking to curry favour with ordinary decent folk. Have a word with him. Or they could complain to the Complaints Under National Threat comission. This is so hilariously retarded. It's brilliant. Wenger made a comment about Shawcross, and Huth, and their goalkeeper bashing. Stoke seem to have ignored Huth completely and focussed entirely on the leg-breaking imbecile instead. It must make Huth feel that he's not enough of a ponderous, lumbering oaf. It can't be good for team spirit. As for not people not being able to criticise players without reproach, since when it is illegal or wrong to criticise footballers? Has some new law been passed that would prevent me from saying 'Ryan Shawcross is a horrible, clogging cunt'? By all means reproach me for it, see if I care, but I can say it. Same way Stoke can say what they like about our players. It's called an opinion. Wenger didn't suggest Shawcross was a serial killer who liked to bugger puppies. He didn't call him a Phil Collins fan (even though I suspect he very much is one and has all his albums and posters on his wall which may well be covered in Shawjism) or anything horrible like that. He said he was breaking the rules at corners. And Stoke have thrown a hissy fit to end all hissy fits because they feel the reputation of their player has been impugned in some way. The fact is Shawcross has a reputation for being a dirty, dangerous, reckless player who has the intelligence of a shoe and has to concentrate on breathing. He got that reputation all by himself by going around injuring other players quite badly. Perhaps Stoke might want to address the fact one of their players is a thuggish bumpkin who needs to change the way he plays the game, put their toys back in the pram and get on with the business of being relegated out of existence, the witless cunts. And if any Stoke fans are reading this you can fuck off as well. I remember you jeering Ramsey off the pitch when Shawcross broke his leg in two. Quite frankly, if I were in charge of stuff, I'd have you all neutered or put down. And your children too. Nits make lice, after all. It would make the world a much better place. Anyway, let them continue talking, it's always fascinating to witness somebody making a complete and utter fool of themself in public. Now, however, I require much bacon, probably between pieces of bread. And more coffee. And some painkillers. And possibly a new head. And some replacement limbs. Here's to three points later, catch you tomorrow.]]>
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    Sunderland 1-1 Arsenal: No-one to blame but ourselves http://arseblog.net/2010/09/19/sunderland-1-1-arsenal-no-one-to-blame-but-ourselves/ Sun, 19 Sep 2010 09:23:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2845 Arsene's post-game comments. Some other Sunday reading - Marouane Chamakh, who says he'd happily play in the week against Sp*rs in the Carling Cup, talks about his move to Arsenal in the Mail. And just to brighten up your Sunday, here's Ryan Shawcross getting smacked in the back of the head with a Rob Green clearance (via @wmobri) And that's yer lot. Have a good Sunday. I'm playing 5s for the first time in weeks, I'm hoping Vermaelen's achilles complaint heals much faster than mine has. If it has. Till tomorrow.]]> 2845 2010-09-19 09:23:34 2010-09-19 09:23:34 open open sunderland-1-1-arsenal-no-one-to-blame-but-ourselves publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_lock _edit_last The Cult of JAW - Cesc - Wenger - Carling Cup http://arseblog.net/2010/09/20/the-cult-of-jaw-cesc-wenger-carling-cup/ Mon, 20 Sep 2010 08:30:59 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2842 'Why?', I asked, taking notes. 'Because I told him I was going to murder him and he complained to Arsene Wenger'. 'I see'. 'Yeah, so Arsene told him you have two choices William. You can get murdered by Jack, I won't stop this, or you can go and play for Sp*rs. So he went to Sp*rs'. 'That's some story'. 'I might still murder him, you know'. Then I was in a Tesco and Wayne Rooney was there taking ages to decide which crisps to buy so I tried to take a picture of him but his sister stole my shopping trolley which had a mogwai in it and then my alarm, thankfully, went off. Dreams are funny things. At least we know why Gallas signed for Sp*rs though. Go on the Jack. Back in the real world and Cesc Fabregas will have a scan today to see how serious his hamstring injury is. Whatever the seriousness it looks as if it's going to be touch and go for the Chelsea game which is less than two weeks away now. Given the fact we dropped points this weekend and we simply can't afford to come away from Stamford Bridge without some kind of result we have to hope it's not bad. His substitution was described as precuationary on Saturday, although costly might be another word for it, and he didn't look to be limping too badly so fingers crossed he can be mended before Chelsea. Also today Arsene will find out if he's going to be hauled up for his little contretemps with fourth official Martin Atkinson. I saw it for the first time yesterday, Sky were calling it a 'push', it was hardly a push although he did certainly 'lay hands' on Atkinson. I could be wrong but I suspect the FA will take some delight in this after Wenger's comments last week and I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of ban issued. It'd be interesting if they did because Wayne Rooney did something similar in the United/Liverpool game yesterday. I think he was trying to demonstrate to the referee what had been happening in the box but all the same he put hands on the referee. Let's wait and see what happens there. This week we've got Carling Cup football before the next league game at home to West Brom. The midweek opponents are Sp*rs, of course, who will be looking to add to their DVD collection with another 'famous' victory. I think they'll play pretty much a full strength team. We know what kind of team the manager likes to play in the Carling Cup. Whether or not the opponents will change that we'll have to wait and see. It's one thing to play all the kids when you're facing a lower division side at the Grove but there's always pride at stake in a North London derby. It won't temper things too much if we get a spanking just because we can say 'Well, it was only the Carling Cup and we played youngsters'. So while I'm happy to see Wojscez©® being tipped for a game in goal, perhaps a sign that he's being given the chance to move ahead of his fellow Pole in the pecking order, I think he's got to seriously consider just how many of the kids he throws into this game. Yes, it's a good competition to give them experience in, and it's benefitted many, but being on the wrong end of a bad scoreline is also counter-productive. There are those who say Alex Manninger was never the same after a 5-0 thrashing from Chelsea in the same competition many years ago. It'd be wise, in my opinion, to add a good measure of experience to the team this week, then you never know who you'll get in the next round which will allow the kids, perhaps, to get a better chance. More on that game as the week progresses. There's not a great deal else going on this Monday morning. Let's keep fingers crossed regarding Cesc and the boss and pick this up again tomorrow. You have a great day now.]]> 2842 2010-09-20 08:30:59 2010-09-20 08:30:59 open open the-cult-of-jaw-cesc-wenger-carling-cup publish 0 0 post 0 _wp_old_slug _edit_last _edit_lock Sp*rs Carling Cup preview + FA hypocrisy again http://arseblog.net/2010/09/21/sprs-carling-cup-preview-fa-hypocrisy-again/ Tue, 21 Sep 2010 09:01:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2840 He says:
    I just want to show my best, to show the boss I am able to play as the first goalkeeper. I am going to treat it as another chance to prove myself.
    All jokes aside I hope he plays well. I don't necessarily expect that to happen, and I still don't quite understand the manager's faith in him, but we're going to WHL and regardless of the fact it's the Carling Cup we want a result tonight. One youngster who will play is Jay Emmanuel-Thomas. The big man looks too good for the reserves, at times, but perhaps not quite good enough for the first team yet. If there's a doubt about him at this stage it's not about his talent or ability, something the manager has spoken about:
    Jay has class. Class to give the ball, class to finish, class to pass people. I believe he can play against anybody and score goals but then again you must earn your place and on a daily basis he must show you have the hunger and quality.
    Maybe a hint that he needs to see more from him in that department, both in the training and in matches. If Jay needs any reassurance that age is not a factor he need only look at Jack Wilshere, who has played in every game so far this season. I might be wrong but Jay has been slightly hampered by the fact he was so versatile, playing everywhere from centre-half to centre-forward. He seems to be more settled further up the pitch now and when I saw our reserves play against Shamrock Rovers a few weeks ago he, and Henri Lansbury (also tipped to be involved tonight, btw), were the stand-out players. When the chances come at a big club like Arsenal you have to take them, and there's no bigger game to announce yourself in than a North London derby. The boss, in full-on 'talk my players into having good games' mode, also bigged-up Carlos Vela, saying:
    It is a massive opportunity for him, he has worked very hard from the beginning of the season. He is a different player to what he was last year when it wasn't easy going sometimes. He has a more mature attitude now.
    There was a bit of talk last season about how Vela liked a night out, which is all well and good if you're banging in the goals, but he was doing anything but. He's started this season in a much more positive fashion and with Bendtner, Walcott and van Persie injured, Arshavin listless, and Chamakh just unable to play every game, he's got a real chance tonight to show he's got what it takes. The last time we went to Sp*rs in the Carling Cup it was nothing short of a disaster. We got hammered, Adebayor loafed Bendtner and they had a DVD out before people had even got home. There's a measure of revenge to be taken, pride to be restored and a manager to send to Twitchon 5. Whether our manager is on the bench tonight is a talking point. After an FA charge yesterday - for inappropriate behaviour and colossal swearing - he's been given the option of a 1 match ban and an £8,000 fine. He could choose to take that ban so it would kick in tonight but I can't see that happening, to be honest. We've got a home game against West Brom at the weekend and with all due respect to them it would probably be a better option to do it then. I just don't see him going to WHL with a young-ish team and then choosing to leave things to Pat Rice. It's also making the assumption that he simply accepts the FA charge and doesn't contest it. How do you tally the fact that Paul Robinson can get away with a potential leg-breaker with a bit of foul-mouthed sideline banter in the heat of a game? It seems that once again the FA have shown just how out of touch they really are and their continued reluctance/refusal to address the issue of dangerous play makes them a laughing stock, in my opinion. By all means charge Wenger if he's transgressed, I'm not at all precious about that, but don't just sweep horrific challenges like Robinson's under the carpet. It's pathetic. In other news Cesc announced via his Twitter account that his hamstring injury wasn't as bad as feared and he hoped to be back playing in two weeks. That's kind of cutting it fine for the Chelsea game but that's obviously going to be the target. Meanwhile Manuel Almunia has bemoaned the lack of 'killer instinct' for costing us the three points at Sunderland. I don't know what I can add to that other than I too bemoan it. I bemoan it right in the face. Denilson says we're the best team in the country. Can't fault the attitude, I guess, but it seems a little early to be making declarations like that. One can end up with ostrich sized egg all over one's face. So, that will have to do. Here's to the right result tonight. Back tomorrow.]]>
    2840 2010-09-21 09:01:58 2010-09-21 09:01:58 open open sprs-carling-cup-preview-fa-hypocrisy-again publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Spurs 1-4 Arsenal: I'd rather Jack, than Fleetwood Mac http://arseblog.net/2010/09/22/spurs-1-4-arsenal-id-rather-jack-than-fleetwood-mac/ Wed, 22 Sep 2010 08:07:35 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2838 Wojscez expressed his unhappiness at not being involved I really hope the manager realises that the Fabianski experiment has to come to an end. His pre-game comments about Fabianski being 'world class' are ludicrous and there is little patience left amongst many fans for the hapless Pole. Sp*rs were more dangerous in the second half having brought on Mallet Head and Aaron Lennon but at left back Kieran Gibbs showed Gael Clichy how it's done. His performance was steady as a rock defensively, and he was always there to support the attack. We brought on Chamakh and Arshavin for Rosicky and Vela and in the end the extra quality won the day. Sp*rs keeper had a flap late on at a Wilshere cross but the game went to extra time and they just self-destructed. Arshavin played in Nasri, Bassong had a little tug, Nasri went down. Penalty. Having not taken the one on Saturday because of what the manager called a 'bad superstition' the Frenchman, who I suspect got a bit of a talking to from Arsene because of that, stepped up and made it 2-1. When Chamakh was taken down a few moments later he did it again to make it 3-1. You could ask why, when both fouls for the penalties were on the last man, the referee kept his red card in his pocket but in the end it didn't really matter. At that point the Sp*rs fans decided it was time to head for the hills so the ground was emptying out when Arshavin fired home the fourth. I was hoping for five but it wasn't to be. We still had a few nervy moments at the back, Nasri cleared one off the line from Keane and UltraChav headed wide with just the keeper to beat (I think that was at 3-1 though). A miss made all the worse when the keeper is Fabianski. How I laughed. Overall I think the result was a fair one. The football we played in the first half certainly merited more than just a one goal lead, the worry is that we didn't manage to get it. Despite letting them back in it stupidly, and inevitably, we continued to play our stuff and got just reward in the end. Result aside the biggest positive has to be Jack Wilshere's performance. Not only does he have wonderful craft and vision, he's got the energy, tenacity and desire to hold it all together. And while I think we'd have all understood an 18 year old reacting to the kicking he got, especially in the first half, he displayed a lot of maturity to ignore it, saying afterwards it was just part and parcel of the game. Afterwards, Arsene Wenger said of him:
    All the big players play early, at the age of 18 they start to play at the top level. He can handle it. If he can handle it mentally what happens to him there is no problem, he will be a great player. I believe he has an outstanding future. He just needs to keep well, humble and enjoy his game.
    A reminder to keep his feet on the ground. He need only look at Sp*rs number 5, a Brylcreem boy with an ego far beyond his talent, to see what can happen if you get too big for your boots. You can have as much talent as you want but unless you're prepared to marry that with hard work and dedication it can all go wrong very quickly. Jack seems a well grounded lad though, I'm sure the need to be as professional as possible at all times is being drilled into him at the training ground and beyond, and if he takes that into consideration then he can do whatever he wants in football. He is unquestionably the most exciting young player to emerge since Cesc. The only other disappointment of the night was the suspected broken metatarsal for Kieran Gibbs. I really hope it's not as bad as they think because he had a great game at left back. He'll have a scan today so let's keep fingers crossed that for once we get a bit of good news when it comes to injury. Having spent so long out last season it'd be a real kick in the teeth to see him injured again. Alongside him, Laurent Koscielny is fast becoming a favourite in central defence. He was solid as a rock last night, one sliding tackle on Lennon in the box showed what he's all about, combining great pace and desire with perfect timing. I know it's early to start gushing over new signings, there's always a bit of a honeymoon period, but I like what I'm seeing thus far. The game will have also done Djourou a lot of good. He was rusty, at times, but he's just spent a year out of the game. It's going to take him a little while to find his feet again. Overall then, what can you say? Other than, haha Sp*rs. We saw what football was all about last night, what it is that brings us all together, what it is that makes this game so great - seeing little children with cocks on their shirt crying. Some nights are just perfect. ps - A massive heh for the Arsenal fans and the 'Shall we make a DVD?' song. I, quite literally, laughed out loud.]]>
    2838 2010-09-22 08:07:35 2010-09-22 08:07:35 open open spurs-1-4-arsenal-id-rather-jack-than-fleetwood-mac publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Gibbs is staying alive and other news http://arseblog.net/2010/09/23/gibbs-is-staying-alive-and-other-news/ Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:12:36 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2836 short term', which means he'll be back sometime before February. Har har. Seriously though, it is good news, and maybe he's just been a bit unlucky. I have no idea how he picked up the new injury, the old one was from a fairly nasty tackle, but perhaps he also has a case of weak metatarsals. It might be an idea to reinforce his boots or send him out in a good old fashioned pair of brogues. Whatever about that though it's good news that he's not going to miss a good chunk of the season. His display on Tuesday was good enough to have him in real contention to keep his place against West Brom this weekend. If it provides a kick up the arse to Gael Clichy, reminding him to concentrate for the 90 minutes and to cut out the moments where his brain appears to freeze then turn into the brain of a retarded penguin, a monguin if you will, then we'll have to just take that for now. The waxing lyrical over Jack Wilshere continues with Tomas Rosicky saying he has something special. No, not a pet monguin, but a rare footballing ability for a player so young.
    When he has got the ball he is very calm, that’s something that sometimes younger guys don’t have – they panic a little bit or something. With him you don’t see that though – he is very comfortable with the ball. That’s the first quality you are looking for and he has got that.
    I know we're urging caution and patience and all those things but the way the media works these days I do fear there's going to be an awful lot of hype surrounding Jack in the next little while. He's had more than five good games in a row, according to Sky standards this makes him one of the best players in the world - ever - and deserves some kind of montage on one of their risible football shows, probably Soccer Saturday, after which they'll sit down and talk about how he is one of the best players in the world - ever - and declare him in the answer to all of England's problems when they play big tournaments. The difficulty, of course, is when he has a couple of indifferent performances and then he'll be the cause of all England's woes and why won't the manager go for youth, like Spermy McEmbryo at Chelsea. It's really important that he doesn't get carried away with all the praise - as I've said I'm sure there are lots of people around him who can keep his feet on the ground. His emergence, thus far, rivals that of Cesc Fabregas, someone who Jack says is a big influence, so hopefully he can learn from him, to continue to improve and develop as a player and then decide he wants to live where the sun shines. Meanwhile, Henri Lansbury has been talking about his goal against Sp*rs, saying it was like a dream. He wants to use it as a platform for first team football:
    Obviously I'm pushing for a place every week, that's why I want to be in the first team. I've just got to keep working hard in training and hopefully I'll get my chance.
    The funny thing is he was due to go out on loan this season. There were offers accepted from Swansea, Newcastle and Blackburn (of all people) but he picked up a little knock in training which is why he was still around to play against Sp*rs. Sometimes it's little accidents of timing like that which can make or break a career. Remember Cuntley Cunt was being made available for transfer until we discovered Silvinho's passport was made with some coloured card, pieces of double-sided sticky tape and some old toilet rolls. At the very least you would expect him to feature in the Carling Cup, a competition which looks ever more winnable after last night's results. Out went Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool, leaving us, United and Villa as the only other top 6 sides in it. There's definitely a time and a place for blooding youngsters and this competition has generally been it. However, there's also the very real need for Arsenal to win something this season. This is now a tournament we should go for. I don't mean play the first team in every round but let's do what we did against Sp*rs. The first team irregulars get a game, add a bit a spiky youth like Lansbury, have some quality on the bench if needed and let's give it a go. You can't help but hear the former Arsenal players, now sullying themselves in the media as pundits, talk about how the League Cup win in 87 was a stepping stone to other successes, league titles and all. Instill the belief that you can win a trophy and it makes a big difference. Anyway, it's down the manager but I think he'd be a bit mad to not take this seriously now - and that means not playing Fabianski ever again. Little Tomas reckons he's going for it, saying:
    You can see the boss is going for it. He wants to win the Carling Cup more this season because he took the whole team here. That gives us a better chance of winning it. We have a good enough squad to compete on all levels. I came in 2006 and have won nothing yet. I came here to win trophies, so let's go for it in style.
    That's the spirit. Hopefully the draw, made on Saturday, will be kind, although if I had any money I'd put it on United away. Ahead of the Chelsea game there's good news from Cesc who told a Spanish radio station:
    There is no muscle rupture and I will be back perfect in about ten to 11 days. I am working with an osteopath in Paris and just working day to day. I think I will make the Chelsea game.
    That is good to hear and hopefully this chappy in Paris can get to the root of his hamstring issues. He's had a few too many of these in recent times and it'd be good to get the problem sorted once and for all. It does strike me, however, that there's a great business opportunity for someone who is a medical talking guy. All these players, from all kinds of clubs, go abroad for treatments. Perhaps it's because they're the best or perhaps it's because they're perceived to be the best because they're abroad. So, sports injury guy Michael Collins with a practice in London, needs to chance his name to Michel Colón and rake in the cash from rich footballers and their clubs. Just to make it clear, the idea is mine: 5% of everything and it's yours. Call me, first come first served. Not much else happening really. It seems Arsene's pre-WBA press conference is taking place today so there should be a plethora of team news and other news for tomorrow's blog which will come, as usual, with a dose of aural goodness in the form of the Arsecast. Until then.]]>
    2836 2010-09-23 08:12:36 2010-09-23 08:12:36 open open gibbs-is-staying-alive-and-other-news publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug
    Unhappy Poles, violent tackles + Arsecast 169 http://arseblog.net/2010/09/24/unhappy-poles-violent-tackles-arsecast-169/ Fri, 24 Sep 2010 09:09:58 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2833 team news ahead of tomorrow's game against West Brom. Thomas Vermaelen and Cesc remain out with achilles and hamstring problems respectively while Kieran Gibbs starts his 'short term' absence because of his bashed up metatarsal. There are fitness tests ahead for Rosicky and Eboue while Song and Squillaci come back in. Abou Diaby could also make the squad after Paul Robinson's tackle against Bolton. There'll be a fuller preview of the game tomorrow but we'll also see the return of Almunia as well as discovering how the manager jigs things around having seen some players do 120 minutes in midweek. Arsene's press conference took place yesterday as the club's financial results are released today. We'll wait and see what's officially produced but all the talk is of record profits, early payback of the Highbury Square loans and increased revenue. It's good news, by any standards, although I am steeling myself to listen to the phrase "All that money and we still didn't buy a goalkeeper" about sixty billion times in the next 24 hours. And speaking of goalkeepers the manager was quizzed about the comments made by Wojscez©® during the week in which he expressed his disappointment at not being given a chance. He said:
    He is right, he deserves a chance but the keeper in front of him, Vito Mannone, deserves a chance as well. I believe the best thing for him is just to focus, work hard and trust us. No club in the world has started more players at the top, top level than we have. Nobody, so he is in the right club.
    On the one hand it's easy to understand the young man's frustration, he spent last season out on loan, playing every week, and now he finds himself third or possibly fourth choice at Arsenal. I believe the original plan was for him go on loan again this season but for whatever reason, and I suspect it's because Arsene has doubts about Almunia and Fabianski, it hasn't happened. Which leaves us with an unhappy young man. My feeling is that he's probably gone about things the wrong way. Airing his gripes so publicly really isn't the brightest thing to do, especially when if you show a bit of patience, wait for the inevitable mistake from Fabianski you can then have a quiet word in the manager's ear to remind him that you feel you deserve a go. The other source of frustration might well be that the manager's patience with Fabianski seems endless and in that case I don't think there's any Arsenal fan who doesn't feel some sympathy for him. However, reading his comments during the week it seems his expectation was to be the number 2 keeper this season with Fabianski as the number 1. If he thinks the manager has erred by keeping Manuel as his first choice keeper then his judgement is obviously suspect. The other thing is that there's such an amount of hype about his ability that maybe we're refusing to see that there might be other issues as to why he's not being picked. You just need to look at 18 year old Jack Wilshere making the most of his chance in midfield to see that age is not an issue for Arsene Wenger. He's not a man swayed by sentiment either, we've seen that through the years, so you have to ask why, when Fabianski makes mistake after mistake, does Wojscez©® not get a go? Don't get me wrong, I'd be all for giving him a chance in the cups and promoting him to number 2 right now. He's clearly a talented young man and anything that keeps Fabianski away from the first team can only be a good thing, but let's not kid ourselves that the young Pole is suddenly the surefire answer to all our goalkeeping problems. Like Schwarzer, currently playing like a blind seal for Fulham, his reputation amongst fans is enhanced simply because he's not Fabianski or Almunia. I can't help that feeling if he'd kept his counsel and said what he needed to say privately it would have been more productive for him. A good season for Brentford is not enough to start making demands and veiled threats at a club like Arsenal. This wouldn't be such a worry if there wasn't the contract issue. Arsene says we want to keep him and a new contract is being offered but unless he sees there's a real chance of first team football, sooner rather than later, I suspect he might well be off. Over to you, Arsene. Also on the agenda was the subject of bad tackles and criticism of Arsene by Tony Pulis and Sam Allardyce. In classic Wenger style he dismissed the Stoke and Blackburn managers bleating, saying:
    When I say 'this is a bad foul', I just say 'this is a bad foul'. I do not consider who it is, where it is or the manager. I just think it is a bad foul. They shouldn't take it personally because I do not criticise them.
    Clearly Pulis and Allardyce are overly-sensitive to the issue, and are both hopeless stinking twats, but making them the story fudges the issue. On bad tackling the boss said:
    That's why I have pleaded for a long time for the use of video [technology] - if you want the referee to get bad tackles out of the game, you have to accept that at some stage a review of the video so the FA can punish the players that do it.
    And he's absolutely right. Wenger was charged and punished by the FA within 48 hours of his Sunderland misdemeanour. Which is absolutely fine yet weeks after the shocking, over the ball challenge from Paul Robinson the Bolton player remains untouched by the slithery hand of football justice. And it's not as if there isn't precedent. The FA have used video evidence in the past to punish players - Ben Thatcher's elbow on Pedro Mendes for example - yet they generally avoid the issue of serious foul play. Often, when they do use video replays they make fools of themselves. I remember when Eduardo's leg was broken at Birmingham, Jeremie Aliadiere was sent off that weekend for touching an opponent in the face. Ok, by the letter of the law a red card, but he touched him. He didn't slap him, punch him, scrape his nails down his face or anything particularly violent. Middlesbrough appealed the sending off, the FA must have had to look at the footage again to make a decision then added an extra game to his 3 match ban for making a frivolous appeal. So you have a situation where a reckless, late and dangerous tackle which broke a player's leg in two and massively impacted his career is punished with a mandatory 3 game ban while Aliadiere's silliness gets 4. So while I'd very much like to see retrospective punishment - because I truly believe it will make players think twice about going in recklessly and dangerously - I would have little faith in the FA's ability to implement a fair and reasonable system for dealing with such things. When you're dealing with an organisation that is quick to punish managers for minor indiscretions yet refuses time and time again to address one of the most pressing issues in the game it's difficult to believe they actually care enough to make the change. Anyway, as long as Wenger remains the lone voice on this it's easy for them to ignore. It's up to all the managers who genuinely care about the game to make themselves heard. Mark Hughes might feel differently this week after Stoke's latest piece of thuggery but it shouldn't take incidents like that to want what's best for football. Right, that's enough of all that and it's time for this week's Arsecast. Joining me to discuss the win over Sp*rs, Jack Wilshere, Wojscez's comments and more is the always fantastic Amy Lawrence. As well as that we've got Arshavin, Internet Joe and the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (26mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio As I said, a fuller preview of the West Brom game tomorrow as well as a look - but not a Swiss Ramble look - at the financial results. Till them, have a good Friday.]]>
    2833 2010-09-24 09:09:58 2010-09-24 09:09:58 open open unhappy-poles-violent-tackles-arsecast-169 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock enclosure _wp_old_slug
    West Brom preview + Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/09/25/west-brom-preview-saturday-round-up/ Sat, 25 Sep 2010 08:25:38 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2831 financial results were released yesterday. It seems we've managed to save up all our coppers and our piggy bank is quite full indeed. The Gazidis interview is worth a watch and I don't think there's any great need for half-arsed financial analysis from someone like me. If something better comes along I'll be sure to point you in the right direction. With financial results like that, however, it brings up the issue of the manager's spending, or lack of spending. Arsene has denied that he's afraid of spending money, saying part of a manager's job is to get the new players for the best possible price. He cites Chamakh:
    ‘why did you not get spend £20 million for him?’ If I’d bought him two years ago for £20 million it’s OK. But when you get him for free it’s ‘oh, he didn’t spend money again’.
    It's easy to understand where's he's coming from but it's really only half the story. There is the sense that by just spending a little more we might have had more success in the last few years but as plenty of clubs have shown down the years spending is no guarantee of winning things either. The manager also makes the point:
    For example you [the media] reproach me for not buying players but if I buy players Jack Wilshere doesn't come out into the first team.
    Also a good point but not every young player is a Jack Wilshere. Anyway, frustrated as I have been by his inactivity in the transfer market at times, and I really have been, I would rather his perceived parsimony than someone who spends so much money the club he's managing goes into administration and gets relegated. I know there's a balance and I'm taking an extreme and twitchy example but he's always cognisant he's spending 'our' money. It's fans who contribute much of the club's income, fans who will remind players not doing their best who ultimately pays their wages, and while it's easy to say, during the desperate search for a goalkeeper 'Why not spend £4m on Schwarzer?', the answer is clearly that Schwarzer was barely worth what we had offered for him, let alone double that. One of the men he did spend money on this summer was Sebastian Squillaci from Sevilla. Hardly the big name defender people wanted and Arsene and Arsenal drove a typically hard bargain for the Frenchman. He cost just over €4m and he talks about what he brings to the team:
    I am a proper defender, tough on my opponent, good in the air. With the ball, I always try to play simple, good passing. I have scored a few headers on set-pieces, so I can help there too.
    It's been a steady, if unspectacular start for him in England, and that's no bad thing by any means. I've thought a bit about what's changed about this Arsenal team this season and I've come to the conclusion that the additions to the team have been extremely well thought out. Koscielny is given a chance at a level he might have thought beyond him at this point in his career. He's motivated and giving everything to make the step up. Chamakh arrives at 26, experienced in Europe and ready to hit his peak. Squillaci has just gone 30 and knows this is likely his last big move. Again that gives us a player hungry for success. And when you add the 18 year old enthusiasm and quality of Jack Wilshere to the mix it really has freshened up the team in a good way. After today's game Roberto di Matteo will be invited for a drink, as is the custom after every home game. It's ridiculous that after all this time Arsene still has to justify why he doesn't have a glass of wine with Sam Allardyce after a trip to Blackburn. Personally I can't think of anything much worse than having to witness that grunting oaf slurp from a cracked goblet of Blue Nun. I'm no fan of the Daily Mail but this piece by Des Kelly was quite funny, this bit in particular:
    What is it with managers and wine, anyway? In every pre-match interview, experienced bosses seem to morph into pseudo sommeliers and agonise over whether the red wine they have bought for their visiting counterpart is decent enough. It has become a badge of bogus sophistication.
    Heh. It's far from Château Latour most of them were raised, I tell you. I know folk can learn but if you had to guess what they'd give you it'd be a can of Tennants and a bowl of cheesey Wotsits. Cheers to @Hansen97 for the tip-off. And on that intoxicating, fermented note I'll take my leave, get busy in the kitchen with some bacon, coffee and a bottle of Black Tower. Here's to the three points later, more tomorrow.]]>
    2831 2010-09-25 08:25:38 2010-09-25 08:25:38 open open west-brom-preview-saturday-round-up publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _wp_old_slug _edit_last
    Arsenal 2-3 West Brom: We got what we deserved http://arseblog.net/2010/09/26/arsenal-2-3-west-brom-we-got-what-we-deserved/ Sun, 26 Sep 2010 09:06:47 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2829 I didn't recognise my team today and we have to sit down together to analyse what happened. Something is unexplanable in such a poor performance. Something was not right and it is unusual to see a team as flat as we were today. I don't consider myself any kind of expert but I don't think it needs a great deal of analysis. A team, over-confident after a midweek win, with some players clearly not giving 100% got found out by their more organised, harder working opponents who exploited those weaknesses when they became apparent. Defensively we were shambolic. The full backs were both dreadful and the lack of protection offered by the midfield was appalling. Even after half-time, when things should have been said and problems sorted out, nothing changed. If anything we got worse which is unforgiveable. Then you have the goalkeeping issue and while I'm still of the opinion Wojscez©® should have kept his counsel and said what he had to say in private his frustration is more understandable. As the Mugsmasher said to me last night 'Who wouldn't say that when you have two spastics in front of you who keep getting picked?'. I had no answer to that one. There are some Arsenal players who need to take a long, hard look at themselves this morning because lack of effort is not something that should be tolerated. It doesn't matter if you're just coming back from an injury or if you're some kind of ironic cult hero who gets people onside by giving away your shirt after each game, there are no excuses. On a day when Chelsea lost we should have taken full advantage. Instead the team let the club and the fans down. And the manager has paid the price for not doing more to address what was a fundamental flaw in his squad. I refuse to blame Almunia for just being Almunia. The bottom line is that the world and his mother knew Arsenal needed a new keeper this summer. Arsene's efforts to bring one in appeared to have been as half-arsed as yesterday's performance. What he does now is for another blog but if he doesn't give serious consideration to change and to Wojscez©® then he'd be very foolish indeed. We have a lot of work to do, and a Champions League game, before next Sunday's game against Chelsea. A win yesterday would have taken a lot of the pressure off that fixture, now it becomes a game in which we need a result simply to keep pace. On the basis of yesterday's performance that seems a lot to ask.]]> 2829 2010-09-26 09:06:47 2010-09-26 09:06:47 open open arsenal-2-3-west-brom-we-got-what-we-deserved publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug Keepers and desire http://arseblog.net/2010/09/27/keepers-and-desire/ Mon, 27 Sep 2010 08:05:46 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2803 declarations about him being 'world class' are insulting now. Buffon is a world class goalkeeper, Casillas is a world class goalkeeper, Fabianski, by that measure, is a remedial class goalkeeper. When you make a mistake every time you go out to do your job that means that you're just not very good at it. There's not a great deal more analysis needed than that. Waiting in the wings are Vito Mannone and Wojscez©®. At least one of them would have expected some Carling Cup involvement. It's normal to play the nominal number 2 but generally he has his 3rd or 4th choice keeper on the bench. At WHL he had Almunia on the bench which was, I imagine, some form of insurance lest Fabianski have a total meltdown. We know the younger Pole is unhappy, nobody's heard a thing from Mannone which is probably just as well. Of the two I think it's clear Wojscez©® has more potential but might well have scored a bit of an own goal with his recent outburst. Had he kept his mouth shut and watched both Fabianski and then Almunia play like that I think the manager might have given him more serious consideration. Would it display a weakness on Arsene's part to throw him in now, as if it were the outburst that made him change his mind? Certainly no more of a weakness than continuing to play two players who let him down time and time again but the situation has been made awkward. If it were up to me I'd be very tempted to give him a go despite his lack of experience. There's only so long you can keep 'faith' with players who cost you goals and games and points. It realigns expectations also. If Almunia or Fabianski makes a mistake you add it to their lengthy list and wonder when they're going to learn. If Wojscez©® makes a mistake then it's part of the learning process and much more understandable. It's a risk blooding inexperienced keepers, especially with the fixtures we've got coming up, but equally it's a risk continuing to play the haunted looking Spaniard or the basically inept Fabianski. While going to Stamford Bridge on Sunday with a 20 year old doesn't instill me with a huge amount of confidence, nor does either of the other two options. Personally, I think he's going to stick with what he's got. He's ultra-cautious when it comes to his goalkeepers. I don't think Jens would have been dropped if the only option was a rookie like Wojscez©®. I think Almunia will play tomorrow night and barring some kind of disaster/injury I think he'll play on Sunday too. If there's any hint of a change it might be that we see a change in the number 2 but if I had to put money on it I'd lay it down on Almunia and Fabianski being 1 & 2 until January at the earliest. We might not like it but there it is. Anyway, in a totally non-scientific poll let's see who you would pick - there's a poll here open till Tuesday midnight. Go vote. The goalkeeping thing is obviously a big issue right now but of more concern to the manager will be the lethargic, careless performance against West Brom on Saturday. It was sadly reminiscent of the displays at the end of last season and coming so early into this one it's a huge worry. The reason teams win things is not simply because of their talent or ability as footballers. Their attitude and hunger for trophies plays a massive part as well. Too often we look like a team that is missing that. Playing 10 men at home in the sunshine, a 6 goal stroll, no bother. Classic flat track bullies. When the chips are down, when we need to buck ourselves up and dig out a result, there are too few players willing to take any responsibility. At 3-0 down we found some spark yet only Samir Nasri seemed to respond the way you would expect. I don't mean the others were standing watching but it looked as if they were waiting for someone else to try and make something happen. Alex Song, who worked hard to overcome a horrible start to his Arsenal career, and a start which wasn't entirely his fault, seems to have lost sight of what he's best at. Strolling forward as if he's some kind of elegant playmaker and neglecting his defensive duties meant our defence, already having an off-day, was left exposed. I'm not suggesting it's all his fault by any means but it's symptomatic of this crop of players. The leash is too loose. They need reminding time and time again of the basics. You simply will not win anything unless every single player works as hard as they can and gives you the clichéd, but crucial, 100% in each game. That wasn't the case on Saturday against West Brom and we saw how easily you can be punished. I know it was only one defeat and there's the danger of overreacting but anyone who has watched this team regularly surely can't help but be worried that the old problems are resurfacing. For me that's much more of a worry than who plays in goal. There's the chance to react tomorrow night and to get ourselves back on the horse, so to speak. It's always a good thing to have another game so quickly after a disappointing result. Let's hope the players are properly focussed and have had their arses well and truly kicked. It'd be no less than they deserve. Till tomorrow.]]> 2803 2010-09-27 08:05:46 2010-09-27 08:05:46 open open keepers-and-desire publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug Goalkeeper poll http://arseblog.net/2010/09/27/goalkeeper-poll/ Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:05:13 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2827 ]]> 2827 2010-09-27 14:05:13 2010-09-27 14:05:13 open open goalkeeper-poll publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_last _edit_lock _wp_old_slug Partisan Partizan preview http://arseblog.net/2010/09/28/partisan-partizan-preview/ Tue, 28 Sep 2010 08:15:43 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2801 Manuel Almunia is out with an elbow injury meaning Lukasz Fabianski gets another chance. There are those who think Almunia's absence is due to his performance at the weekend. I don't buy it. I think he's genuinely injured. It's not as if his form has been terrible all season, he's made one big mistake, and as well as that you generally only drop a player when you have a reasonable replacement that you know you can depend on. With the best will in the world Fabianski has done nothing to prove to Arsene Wenger that he can be relied on. Not in Europe, not in the cups, not in the league. It just makes no sense that Almunia would be left at home for any reason other than an injury. On Fabianski the manager says:
    As a manager you can give a chance to a player who is good enough and I believe in his talent. He gets another opportunity to show how good he is.
    Which is kind of what we're all afraid of, I suppose. There's a very logical part of me which says that there's simply no way that Fabianski can continue to make ludicrous mistakes the way he has. I'm sure he's set a record for consecutive games without not cocking something up, so by the law of averages he's due a decent game. However, the law of averages could very well be named after Jude Law and he's a cunt so anything could happen. I genuinely hope he plays well because I don't want anything other than an Arsenal victory. I really don't want to see any Arsenal player fail. I don't think it'd be great if we won 6-5 and Fabianski was at fault for all the goals thus forcing the manager to address the situation. Let's face it, he's had plenty of evidence before now and done nothing so who's to say more butter-fingered shenanigans would change anything now? As well as that these are the goalkeepers we have until January at the earliest. All the complaining in the world can't change a thing. That doesn't mean I think Fabianski should have any long-term future with us if he does have a good game. I just want Arsenal to win. A side-note to all this is that there does seem to have been a slight change in the pecking order. Wojscez©® will be on the bench tonight, apparently moving ahead of Vito Mannone who was considered the number 3. It's tough for the Italian, we have four keepers at the club, which is probably one too many. It means somebody is never going to play and as the reserves generally use younger players he could go through the entire season without a sniff of football. Nevertheless, the younger of the Poles will be happier with his lot, I'm sure. The other absence of note is Abou Diaby. He had an abysmal game against West Brom and with slightly more cover in the midfield area he could well be paying the price for that. He wasn't mentioned by the manager as injured in his pre-game briefing and the pictures of the team training on the official site show Diaby involved. It's possible he picked up a knock during the session but such was the paucity of his performance on Saturday it's not beyond the realms of possibility that he's been left at home as a consequence of that. I expect Jack Wilshere to come back into midfield to replace Diaby and either Denilson or Rosicky leaving Eboue on the bench. Kieran Gibbs is fit, having passed a fitness test, and I think he should play. Players need to learn that poor performances mean others get their chance and Gael Clichy needs to learn that as much as anyone. I know Gibbs is still relatively raw but he deserves the chance to stake a real claim for the left. As for the game itself Arsene says:
    We realise that we need to be focused in every single game, produce performances in every single game and that is what I believe we have learnt from Saturday. I believe in the intelligence of my group players and I have no doubt in their talents. We will be highly motivated and will try to redress what was not right on Saturday.
    His comments on the official site here suggest the defeat at the weekend was down to lack of discipline than lack of effort but it's about getting the basics right again. Defenders need to defend, the midfield needs to offer them the right protection, we've got to pass the ball to another red shirt, things like that. We've got a massive game coming up on Sunday, so while all the focus has to be on Partizan, coming back home with three points is important. Not just for our Champions League campaign but to restore some confidence ahead of a game we simply cannot lose this weekend. In general Arsene Wenger's teams have responded well to setbacks and poor results. Maybe these days it takes us a bit longer, the manager saying his team needs to be confident to play football the way he wants them to play it, but given what lies straight ahead there's no time to feel in any way sorry for ourselves. On the face of it a draw wouldn't be a bad result but a victory tonight would go some way to getting things back on track. Let's see what you're made of, Arsenal.]]>
    2801 2010-09-28 08:15:43 2010-09-28 08:15:43 open open partisan-partizan-preview publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug
    Partizan 1-3 Arsenal: Lukasz feeling Fab http://arseblog.net/2010/09/29/partizan-1-3-arsenal-lukasz-feeling-fab/ Wed, 29 Sep 2010 08:08:28 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2799 Arsene Wenger said afterwards:
    We have seen the player tonight who we see in training. He had a faultless game. I know it is in him. He got it out in the game tonight and hopefully that will give him the needed belief and confidence. I am confident he will come out as a great keeper, I have always said that.
    Now, one swallow does not a summer make, not by any means, but I have to say I was genuinely chuffed for him. I still harbour serious doubts about him, one good performance doesn't come close to convincing me that he's the man for the job, but if Almunia's injury means Fabianski has to play then we should all be glad that he played well last night. A penalty save will restore some confidence, as will his game in general, and it's far better to have him feeling better about himself than going to Stamford Bridge on the back of another howler. Just 1.19% of fans who answered the goalkeeping poll fancy the goalkeeping Pole but clearly Arsene Wenger is in that very small minority. He's continued to declare his faith in Fabianski, causing eyebrows to raise higher than a stoned Carlo Ancelotti, yet some of that was repaid last night. Another young man who continues to repay the manager's faith in him is Jack Wilshere. He was fantastic again last night and showed vision beyond his years in setting up Arsenal's first goal. His drag back/side and backheel to set up Andrei Arshavin was first class, like Henry or Bergkamp in their pomp, and he seemed to enjoy a more advanced role last night. What was telling, I think, is that when Chamakh made it 2-1 both the Moroccan and Wilshere were taken off. Arsene said it was because Wilshere had been on the receiving end of a few tackles and he wanted to protect him. Which is fair enough but I think it's a sign that Wilshere will be in the starting XI against Chelsea on Sunday. When you consider his age and his relative inexperience it's amazing but when you look at what he does on the pitch, and how well he does it, it makes perfect sense. He's been our best midfielder this season, why wouldn't he play? Denilson's handball for their penalty seemed relatively inconclusive, despite many replays, but I have to say I'd want it if it were up the other end. It was a typically ill-timed goal to give away. We might have been further ahead, chances were missed, but instead we found ourselves pegged back. Their keeper was having a night that must have been making Fabianski think 'You jammy bastard'. When Chamakh was fouled the ref gave a penalty and a red card. It looked a bit soft, I have to say, but the Moroccan has a brilliant knack of getting ahead of the last defender meaning only an obviously perfect challenge will save the day. Arshavin stepped up, fired the penalty down the middle and the keeper saved. It was, let's face it, a shit penalty. The Russian's effort against Blackpool was unsaveable, a perfect spot kick. He ought to remember that the next time. Partizan battled well after that but when Rosicky's cross found Chamakh he headed against the bar and followed in to nod home the rebound to make it 2-1. Sebastien Squillaci opened his Arsenal account with a fine glancing header from a Nasri corner and that was that. Of course we had the late penno drama and the emergence of Fabianski as a now 100%, undisputable, world class goalkeeper, but it was a victory I thought we deserved. The performance wasn't brilliant but it was important to get ourselves back on track ahead of what is going to be a very difficult game at Chelsea on Sunday. Some confidence needed to be restored and one thing perhaps overlooked is that it was our first away win in Europe since the 3-2 comeback against Standard Liege on Sept 16th 2009. That's another little hurdle, psychological or otherwise, overcome. It leaves us top of group H, 6 points from 6, and ready to face a double helping of Eduardo's new pals at Shaktar Donetsk. So, plenty of time between now and Sunday to discuss Chelsea. The one bit of team news we got from last night is that Thomas Vermaelen is going to miss out. Achilles problems are notoriously slow to heal, and it's the sort of injury that can lead to very lengthy spells on the sidelines if aggravated. We're right to be cautious about this. You would suspect it'll mean a big, big test for Laurent Koscielny if he gets the nod. Johan Djourou looks like a player still in need of games, no big surprise after a year out, and I think the manager will be looking to see how his new signing responds after what was a fairly dismal performance against West Brom. The man himself talks about the physical side of the English game. He's already had a great battle with Kevin Davies, one which he came through with flying colours really, so there's a bit of groundwork there for what is going to be a tougher scrap against Drogba, who combines his physical strength with a lot more footballing ability than Davies. Anyway, as I said that's all to come over the next few days. Now though, I must go consume some kind of pig related breakfast. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2799 2010-09-29 08:08:28 2010-09-29 08:08:28 open open partizan-1-3-arsenal-lukasz-feeling-fab publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug
    A dollop of perspective required. http://arseblog.net/2010/09/30/a-dollop-of-perspective-required/ Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:13:11 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2797 Jack Wilshere:
    It's been hard for our 'keepers at the moment and that was a great response from him. He made a good save at the end as well. Fair play to him.
    And Kieran Gibbs:
    He is a great keeper or else he wouldn't be here. He put in a great performance. I think he felt like he had a point to prove. He has shown great character and he doesn't hide away.
    While Fabianski himself is looking to start on Sunday against Chelsea and says all the criticism didn't affect him:
    I was never really bothered by all the things said. I was always trying to focus on my job and my work. That is what I was always doing and that is why I am grounded. I am ready to play against Chelsea.
    While I was delighted he put in a good shift against Partizan the other night I think people need to remember it was just one game. One good performance is nowhere near enough for the manager to justify all the terrible ones that came before it. It's not enough for people to say that he's turned things around. It is just one good performance. If he can maintain that then I certainly won't have any complaints but it doesn't make me much less worried about him facing Chelsea should he play on Sunday. The only thing he's done consistently in his Arsenal career is make mistakes so he's got some way to go to prove that he's got what it takes. If we're a half season further on and he's been solid throughout then perhaps we can start to think he's a player who just went through an appalling period in his career. Until then he's got to go out and prove himself every single week. Arsene called his performance against Partizan 'faultless'. He needs a run of those. One thing to consider is that the problem with our goalkeepers isn't necessarily all with them. If you read this piece about Polish goalkeeping coach Krzysztof Dowha? then you might suspect our coaching is at fault. It can't be a coincidence that all our keepers display the same traits, the same lack of dominance in the box, the same skittishness every time there's a corner or set piece. Almunia is like that, Fabianski is like that, Mannone, when we've seen him, is like that. Either we've just been unlucky to get three keepers who all share the same faults or something is amiss on the training ground. I know it's a point that's been mooted before but maybe it's worth some serious consideration. Meanwhile, back in the real world, Bacary Sagna has turned his attention to Chelsea, saying:
    We have to play our football. We know we have the quality to beat them. It will be an open game, but it will be about us, not them.
    Not much of that makes sense to me. Playing our football reminds me of that risible William Gallas teamtalk that Sky spied on that time. "Play your football guys, play your football". About as inspiring as wet underpants. And if it's an open game against Chelsea I would fear the worst. Perhaps, for once, we need to tame our attacking instincts and play a more disciplined game. Defensively we haven't exactly been brilliant this season. We've only kept a clean sheet in two games those were the 6-0 spankings of Blackpool and Braga. We've conceded in every other game and you have to go back to 2005 for our last clean sheet at Stamford Bridge (a 0-0 draw). So an open game is probably not a good idea. Chelsea, despite being monstrous cunts, aren't exactly mugs at the back and have won the last six games against us. It's time to turn that around, for sure, but we won't do it unless we stay solid and those who have specific jobs to do do them properly. More to come on that game in the next couple of days. Not much else going on so I'll be back tomorrow with an Arsecast. Until then.]]>
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    Early Chelsea news + Arsecast 170 http://arseblog.net/2010/10/01/early-chelsea-news-arsecast-170/ Fri, 01 Oct 2010 08:07:01 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2794 this profile piece on the BBC you'd wonder why he isn't simply in the main squad from the start. The young man has been the major positive for Arsenal so far this season and leaving aside he looks like a moaning half-brother of George Clooney I loved what Owen Coyle said:
    Jack is a very gifted player with so much natural ability. Allied to that, he has a really good temperament and a burning desire to be an Arsenal player.
    A desire that we all can share even if for most of us the closest we get is recreating FA Cup final goals in our garden while doing the commentary ourselves. I think England need to make a decision - if he's good enough for the first team squad then play him there and let him leave the U21s behind. Stoke's Chairman continues to make an utter fool of himself, demanding an apology for Arsene's comments about Ryan Shawcross. Once again they ignore the fact he made comments about Robert Huth too. It's hilarious that they clearly don't care about the German. Stoke are concerned these comments will damage Shawcross's career but aren't concerned enough about his footballing future to tell him to stop severely injuring players with his reckless tackling. I know this is old ground, and well trodden at that, but it's rare that someone continues to make such an epic fanny of themselves in public and the more people read about it the better. It is going to make the games with Stoke this season quite the grudge matches, as if they weren't already. This Scholes fella should be done for incitement. Incitement for me to box his ears, the silly twat. Right so, time for this week's Arsecast and joining me to discuss the goings-on of the week is the honourable Sir Gooner of Holic. On the agenda, West Brom, Chelsea, our goalkeepers and more. George has a tale of the unexpected, there's the 30 second round-up from Internet Joe and the usual waffle. You can subscribe to the Arsecast on iTunes by clicking here. Or if you want to subscribe directly to the feed URL you can do so too. To download this week's Arsecast directly - click here (25mb MP3) or you can listen directly below without leaving this very page. Audio Have at it, me and the dog have got Ricicles to eat. Till tomorrow.]]>
    2794 2010-10-01 08:07:01 2010-10-01 08:07:01 open open early-chelsea-news-arsecast-170 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug enclosure
    Saturday round-up http://arseblog.net/2010/10/02/saturday-round-up-43/ Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:41:19 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2792 newly Googled Dublin last night some time after 4am I realised that those weren't quiet pints at all. In fact, they were actually whiskeys and rums. He'd tricked me again with his wily ways. When will I ever learn? I suppose the mere fact that one has a brother so cunning and Machiavellian would drive an upstanding and abstemious man like myself to the drink. It's a constant struggle to escape his boozy clutches. I must do better. Anyway, looking ahead to tomorrow's game against Chelsea and the injury news is not great. Cesc, Almunia and Kieran Gibbs have been added to the lengthy injury list. Let's face it, if some of these guys were cars you'd have a quiet word with some local gentlemen of ill repute and then feign surprise when the police called to tell you they'd found the burnt out remains of your motor somewhere up the mountains. "I'm sorry Mr Wenger but your 2.5GI Van Persie is no more". "NOOOOO, WHHYYYY?!! Now if you'll excuse me I've got to spend this lovely insurance money". Cesc's hammy isn't quite right yet, Almunia's got a broken heart while Gibbs did something to his calf during the Partizan game. There was also bad news regarding Thomas Vermaelen. Arsene said in his press conference yesterday that his achilles was a big problem, not quite so big that it requires surgery, but big enough that he's going to be out for another few weeks. Adding him to the lifers like RVP, Walcott, Ramsey and Bendtner and that's the guts of a good team we're missing. Nevertheless Arsene is confident we can go there and get a result, saying:
    If we turn up with a great performance – and I am convinced we will – we will beat them. Football is always down to the performance of the day.
    All they need to do is stop in at the local Tesco and buy a big jar of 'Great Performance'. They should probably stock up on blunderbusses too because Didier Drogba has been talking about how much he loves to play Arsenal. And why wouldn't he? I feel the same way when the centre-foward is slow and fat, it makes my job a lot easier and evens the playing field. The midweek win against Partizan put us back on the rails, if you will, but this is much sterner test altogether. "This is a much sterner te ...", oh. I think it's a game we simply can't afford to lose. A draw is no bad result at we have to show we're better than last season's humiliations. It was depressing and embarrassing at home and at their place last season, we've got to put it some way right tomorrow. I don't particularly care how we play once we get some kind of result. And speaking of how we play and such, Gael Clichy talks to The Sun:
    We have great players and when we play our best football it is difficult to stop us. But it is five years where we have been saying the same thing. So at some point you have to ask yourself a question - do you want to be the team that's playing the great football or do you want to be the team that's winning silverware. We want to try and do both but that is very difficult.
    There's not a great deal you can add to that really. Other than 'Dear Gael, please stop making monstrous cock-ups, thanks!'. As a Saturday aside how about this? - Trophies are overrated. I just throw it out there for your reading pleasure. There's not a great deal else going on other than my overwhelming desire to cook various parts of a pig so that's what I'm going to do. A final look at the Chelsea game tomorrow. It won't be as late as today's. Well, not unless that Mugsmasher tricks me into drinking 'beer' again. I think I'm wise to him now though. I think.]]>
    2792 2010-10-02 09:41:19 2010-10-02 09:41:19 open open saturday-round-up-43 publish 0 0 post 0 _edit_lock _edit_last _wp_old_slug
    Chelsea preview http://arseblog.net/2010/10/03/chelsea-preview/ Sun, 03 Oct 2010 09:00:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2790 He says:
    We have to be ­organised – the team who defends the best will come out on top
    Which is kind of worrying seeing as they are better defensively than us. However, defending is not the sole domain of the defenders, as Chamakh points out.
    It is not just the defenders and the  goalkeeper who must do that work. Strikers like me are the first defenders – and we must consolidate.
    It will require a huge team effort, hence my reservations about Diaby, to get a result out of his game. I know we're missing important players but there's still enough quality in that side to hurt Chelsea in my opinion. However, it will only happen if we work really, really hard. Chamakh points to Drogba as the dangerman, as has everyone else, you need only look at his record against us in recent games. He's a very difficult player to play against, but if he doesn't have the ball then he can't do much. Cutting off his supply lines really is the most effective way to defend against him which means when their full backs look to get forward, and they will, they have to be tracked and closed down quickly. They'll certainly miss the threat from midfield that Lampard gives them and if we can get Nasri on the ball enough he's shown he's in good goalscoring form at the moment. And I just have a funny feeling about young Jack today ... More than anything, even the result, we have to show that we can compete with Chelsea. Last season exposed a gulf between us and them which was painful. We've got to put that right today. I can take losing this one if we play well and give it a good go. That said I do think a result is important for the belief of the team and for the fans belief in the team. Even though we stayed in touch last year despite the defeats it was disheartening to see the way we were taken apart. If I were a betting man, which I sometimes am but I'm not this morning, I'd put a couple of quid on a draw. I think this is a game in which we need to score first but I think it's one we can get something out of.  It's down to how much the players want it and, in fairness, the noises have been good. Time to translate that noise into performance. Alex Song reckons we can channel the toughness of Vieira and Adams. I remain unconvinced about that, to be honest, but I'm happy that's what they're talking about. If we can look at every Arsenal player when they come off the pitch today and know they've given 100% then there can't really be any complaints. Especially as I believe that if they give that much then we can get a result today. Time to show we've learned some lessons from last season. Come on you gooooooooners.]]>
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    I just think we have made a demonstration that you can play well and lose the game. We live in a realistic world and when you don’t score and don’t take your chances then you don’t win big games.
    Having the ball is only part of playing well. Turning the possession into chances is another part of it so while I'll admit there were positives the fact we couldn't trouble Chelsea is a negative, in my opinion. If we had forced Cech into a string of saves then I think you can say we played well. Arsenal looked good until the final third at which point we looked pretty much toothless. Compare that to Chelsea who sat back, soaked up the pressure and looked dangerous whenever they came forward. Sure, they took advantage of Arsenal's naïvete, another worrying aspect if you really want to go there, but they could have had a couple more. Lukasz Fabianski had a much busier afternoon than Petr Cech, and credit to the Pole for another decent display, but that tells its own story. As does the league table this morning. Going into the Interull with just 11 points from 7 games, already 7 behind the leaders, is really not great. Dropping points away at Chelsea isn't at all unexpected, it's the games previous which cause much more dismay. So two weeks without football. The manager needs to work with those he's got to put things right because this team needs to get itself back on track and start winning games. I know it's still early in the season but with the traditional month of cuntery in November to come we've got to sort ourselves out sharpish. Final word to Arsene:
    We have to be more clinical to win titles – we can’t lose a game like that.
    Yet we do, too often. As frustrating as the Interlulls are, perhaps this one has come at the right time on the back of three very disappointing results. We have a chance to regroup, refocus and get things, which clearly aren't right, well and truly sorted. Over to you, boss.]]>
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    Vermaelen t-shirt history http://arseblog.net/2010/09/16/verminator-the-t-shirt-the-history/verminatorintro2-1/ Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:18:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Verminatorintro2-1.gif 2854 2010-10-04 15:18:52 2010-10-04 15:18:52 open open verminatorintro2-1 inherit 2853 0 attachment 0 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Verminatorintro2-1.gif _wp_attachment_image_alt _wp_attachment_metadata _wp_attached_file Vermaelen Arseblog Gunnerblog t-shirt http://arseblog.net/2010/09/16/verminator-the-t-shirt-the-history/vermarseblog2/ Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:18:54 +0000 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vermarseblog2.jpg 2855 2010-10-04 15:18:54 2010-10-04 15:18:54 open open vermarseblog2 inherit 2853 0 attachment 0 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vermarseblog2.jpg _wp_attachment_image_alt _wp_attachment_metadata _wp_attached_file blogimg_1650_6107-20100912100214300347 http://arseblog.net/2010/09/12/arsenal-4-1-bolton-good-goals-terrible-ref/blogimg_1650_6107-20100912100214300347/ Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:33:34 +0000 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blogimg_1650_6107-20100912100214300347.jpg 2866 2010-10-04 15:33:34 2010-10-04 15:33:34 open open blogimg_1650_6107-20100912100214300347 inherit 2865 0 attachment 0 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blogimg_1650_6107-20100912100214300347.jpg _wp_attachment_metadata _wp_attached_file Learn the right lesson + Wilshere & Pires http://arseblog.net/2010/10/05/learn-the-right-lesson-wilshere-pires/ Tue, 05 Oct 2010 09:13:08 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2970 Bacary Sagna says:
    We have to learn from this game and we have to score goals because we had the opportunities to do it. We are disappointed.
    To be honest the lesson we should learn from this game is that we should have learned the lesson from the game before that. Even if we didn't score a goal, which is no shame against a team that has only conceded two at home in the last 500 games or something, not giving away stupid goals would have been enough for a point. When you play teams like Blackburn or Bolton you can be reasonably sure that you can outscore them. Look at last season's game against Bolton, 2-0 down and we came back to win 4-2. When you play good teams, however, that's very, very rarely going to work for you. I think we need to be more focussed on not conceding when we play the likes of Chelsea. Their defence is miserly so if you go a goal or two down it's more or less game over. Much the same way 1-0 to the Arsenal used to be a winning score all those years ago. The big disappointment is that both goals came from lapses in concentration. From giving them the ball to take a quick free kick and nobody tracking Cole for the first, to Nasri's careless pass for the second. Simple things but errors we are prone to far too often. So for me that's the lesson. We didn't lose the game because we didn't take our chances, we lost because we didn't defend well enough. It is, and has been, our Achilles heel for some time now, and unfortunately nothing seems to change. Those who champion better defensive coaching will point to it as more evidence that we need to do something. Without knowing exactly what goes on at the training ground I can't say one way or other but at the very top level of football the slighest mistakes get punished and we keep making those mistakes. Personnel have come and gone over the 5-year barren spell without a trophy in which Arsenal haven't won a trophy for 5 years and haven't won anything since the FA Cup in 2005 which was the last time Arsenal won anything - just in case that fact had somehow escaped you - yet the same defensive issues remain. You can draw your own conclusions from that. Jack Wilshere has been called into both the England U21 squad and the senior squad, which, I have to say, is a touch aggravating. If he's good enough for the senior squad leave him in there. It means Jack could play on Friday for the U21s then Tuesday for the senior team, as they have only one game in the Interlull. He's played in every game for Arsenal this season at just 18 years of age - and as his club we have a right to do that. It's disappointing that the Capello and Pearce haven't come to an arrangement to protect him from burn-out this early in the season. I know if England had two senior games he could well be involved in both as he is with the dual call-up, but there's a lack of common sense with this situation. Then again, it's the FA, Stuart Pearce and international football. Why should we expect anything else? More heartwarming news is that of Robert Pires who is back in training with the club. Like Sol Campbell last year the boss has allowed Le Bob, who is so dreamy by the way, to keep fit with us and, as he's out of contract, find himself a club. I don't see it going the way of Sol, that we re-sign him, but those lads at the training ground who have the opportunity to train with a real Arsenal legend, a player of the utmost quality and a born winner, really should make the most of it. If a little bit of Pires can rub off on them ... *swoon* ... then they'll be much the better for it. And on that handsome note I'll bid you good day. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Interlull: Reduce the reducers http://arseblog.net/2010/10/06/interlull-reduce-the-reducers/ Wed, 06 Oct 2010 08:51:09 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2973 in case he had a setback and although the result was poor you have to think that was the right decision. Nicklas Bendtner says he hopes to be back with the first team within two weeks, we know that Robin van Persie's 6 week spell out ends mid-October, the same with Theo Walcott, Aaron Ramsey will be back in full training within 3 weeks according to the caretaker boss of Wales and then there's only Thomas Vermaelen whose Achilles problem remains a concern. [caption id="attachment_2974" align="alignleft" width="233" caption="Go ahead, break my day"]Essien on Diaby[/caption] Of those away Abou Diaby is carrying a knock and may not play for France. While in the past I've been mildly dismissive of his ability to pick up injury after injury I feel for him this season. It's like his shins and ankles have big neon signs on them, flashing 'Stamp on me. Try to break me. Bet you can't. Chicken!'. He's been the victim of one horrendous challenge, from Paul Robinson, and one from Michael Essien on Sunday which didn't get mentioned very much at all. It wasn't quite Ufalujsi on Messi but it wasn't far away either. And it comes in a week when bad tackling, and condemnation of it, has become the cause célèbre. I can't remember how long I've been writing about it on Arseblog, from before the Eduardo incident, I know that, and it's good to see it get more coverage at last. It is curious though that very few people had anything to say when Ramsey's leg was broken just under 8 months ago. Or when Eduardo's leg was broken. It was easier to trot out of the NTKOP clichés and ignore the problem. Yet a crude challenge from Nigel de Jong, a foreigner with a bit of reputation, has brought the issue to the fore. I know Karl Henry has been pilloried for his latest piece of deliberately mistimed thuggery but just a few weeks ago Match of the Day sat giggling at Henry's maintained assault on Joey Barton in the Wolves v Newcastle game. Now that the public mood has changed they were po-faced and tutting of his tackle on Gomez at the weekend. Newcastle have apparently written to the FA to demand some kind of justice over the Ben Arfa tackle, threatening legal action. While I completely understand Newcastle's ire at losing a player for a long period I can't help but think there's a bit of bandwagon jumping going on here. I don't remember Newcastle being quite so outspoken when Kevin Nolan did this. Nevertheless, even if it is just posturing, it might be the start of something. The bottom line is the disciplinary system is fundamentally flawed. Players who commit violent, dangerous tackles rarely spend more than 3 games on the sidelines due to suspension while their victim can miss months and months of football. There's the tired call for the ban to mirror the injury, so if X tackles Y and Y is out for 6 months then so is X. I'm not sure that can work, to be honest, but what would certainly make X think twice before launching himself into a tackle which is reckless and dangerous is the prospect that he could miss 10 or 12 or 15 games when the incident is reviewed by an independent panel. If it's not his first offence then he could be out even longer. Let's face it - there's absolutely no deterrent to players who deliberately go out and 'tackle' in the way that the likes of de Jong and Henry do. A three game ban is a rest. They might prefer to play, I'm sure they do, but it's little more than an inconvenience. Hatem Ben Arfa's broken leg is far more than that. As was Aaron Ramsey's, Eduardo's, Diaby's and so on. Samir Nasri has called for refs to provide more protection to players, saying:
    What strikes me is the refereeing. The referee saw Hatem exit on a stretcher with an oxygen mask, yet he didn't punish De Jong. It's that which has to change in England.
    I would entirely agreeing the standard of refereeing is poor and Martin Atkinson is right up there with the worst of them. However, there have been two incidents this season which demonstrated that perhaps there is a willingness on the part of the officials to combat reckless tackling. Joe Cole got a red card at Anfield for his wild, jumping lunge at Laurent Koscielny while Gary Cahill was sent off for jumping in two-footed on Marouane Chamakh. At the time Bolton complained, pundits moaned that it was just a yellow card, but he jumped in, with two feet of the ground, into the back of a player. That is a red card. That young referee on the day was appalling but he got that decision absolutely spot on. Maybe de Jong's sly reducer on Ben Arfa wasn't quite as noticeable in real time but then we have a multitude of cameras at every game. They should be used. I've pointed to the rule in rugby whereby a player can be cited by the opposition for dangerous/violent/foul play and the incident is then assessed by a video panel. There's no reason in the world why that shouldn't be introduced in football, other than a complete unwillingness on behalf of the authorities to open up what they consider a can of worms. When you look at how little they do you can only make the assumption that they believe it's better for a few players a season to be seriously hurt than to deal with what is a genuine problem. They couldn't be more wrong. Of course there would be a flurry of early incidents, of suspensions and arguments, but with a new disciplinary system in place and the potential for retrospective video evidence to be used you would find that most players would think twice before launching into a '50:50' which is actually a '70:30' against. It would not put an end to tackling, anyone who suggests that is part of the problem. It would make tackling better, it would make it safer and it would improve the game of football. That's the reality. Dinosaur managers, and we all know who they are, who send their players out pumped up and ready to do damage are the ones who complain. Those players who know no other way of playing than to career around the pitch like a cannonball are the ones who will suffer - but far better them than a bloke trying to play football who has his leg broken in two places. It amazes me that people will find every excuse under the sun for a player who is violent and dangerous yet practically call for the crucifixion of one who takes a dive or who spits. I remember in the wake of the Phil Brown gozzygate incident Mark Bright, a former player and BBC pundit, said:
    If you're going to elbow somebody, tackle somebody, show your studs, these are all part of the game. I'd rather be elbowed than spat on
    Honestly, have you ever heard such nonsense? This is from a man who is paid by the BBC for his expert opinion on football. It's this attitude, which is so embedded in the English game, which makes change so difficult. When that's the mindset you're dealing with, and Bright is hardly alone in this regard, it's no wonder it's almost impossible to get anything done. Now, however, there's a nasty foreigner who is the perpetrator of the bad tackle, not a young Englishman who didn't know any better, and there's more focus on it. If that's what it takes then so be it. Let's hope it's actually the start of something though and not just the latest fashion in column writing. I'm not holding my breath. And I seem to have rather gone off on there so to finish off the morning how about a nice Q&A with Marouane Chamakh who calls Crisitiano Ronaldo a 'filthy, thieving tinker'? More or less, anyway. Till tomorrow.]]>
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    Essien on Diaby http://arseblog.net/2010/10/06/interlull-reduce-the-reducers/diabyankle/ Wed, 06 Oct 2010 14:51:52 +0000 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/diabyankle.jpg 2974 2010-10-06 14:51:52 2010-10-06 14:51:52 open open diabyankle inherit 2973 0 attachment 0 http://arseblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/diabyankle.jpg _wp_attached_file _wp_attachment_metadata _wp_attachment_image_alt Interlull: And the Oscar goes to ... http://arseblog.net/2010/10/07/interlull-and-the-oscar-goes-to/ Thu, 07 Oct 2010 07:44:37 +0000 http://arseblog.net/?p=2977 'And on the 9th day God created the mountains and they were all mountainy and that' 'On the 15th day God said 'Let there be dinosaurs will fliddy arms and big teeth' and there were dinosaurs with fliddy arms and big teeth'. 'On the 27th day God farted and followed through and it inspired him to make Sp*rs'. 'And on the 945th day, having made everything there ever is, God had totally run out of ideas so he got all the bits of crap and rubbish and made international football'. To think, God invented Phil Collins before he invented international football. Us regular, normal folk, whose lives are simple and revolve around football and beer only have the beer part to keep us going for two week spells. Arsenal.com has a list of the players away on international duty but as I mentioned yesterday there's a bigger than normal contingent staying home. All of our centre-halves are on the training ground, bar Vermaelen whose injury remains a concern I'm told, all of our goalkeepers except Wojscez©®, most of our strikers, so there's plenty the manager can do to put things right. He's without September's player of the month, Jack Wilshere. From being a young man whose future for this season was undecided quite close to kick off he's now an integral part of the team. He has the trust of the manager and the players and has taken his chance very well indeed. The award is no less than he deserves really. Which is why Arsene Wenger has sent out a warning to Stuart Pearce about the way he's been called up the U21 squad, speaking of 'little battles' in the FA between the senior and more junior squads. Pearce has replied saying he's only thinking of the player and denying there's any rift between himself and our manager. He also says:
    Jack is one of the youngest members of the Under-21 squad and for me it is vital that he plays as much football as he can.
    Which, I imagine, is what Arsene Wenger is worried about. Having played in every Arsenal game this season there's the risk of burn-out but that'll be the manager's concern, not Jack's. At 18 he'll want to play in every game going, the enthusiasm of youth and all that. So far he seems a robust sort of player, let's hope he stays that way. Meanwhile, Abou Diaby talks about why he joined Arsenal, refusing an offer from Chelsea at the time, and lays out his ambition for the future:
    I dream of winning the Ballon d'Or. I hope to win it one day. There is no shame in saying that.
    Absolutely not. I also hope the win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. There's no shame in saying that. Don't judge me. It's also as likely as Abou winning the Ballon d'Or. Though wouldn't it be magical if we both proved you all wrong? Man, the things I would say in my speech. Meanwhile, in Germany, things are not going well for Sylvester. The Sporting Director of Werder Bremen said:
    His playing style is remarkably slow and he makes many mistakes
    Now, I'll stand to be corrected on this, but it's almost as if they've never seen him play. All it would have taken was one Arsenal game in the last couple of seasons to realise that he is to pace what Sarah Palin is to reading newspapers and he is to competent defending what Kaba Diawara was to clinical finishing. Caveat emptor, and all that. Finally for today the Telegraph reports that Arsene's transfer kitty will be boosted by more property sales. So that's more money he won't spend ... hahahahaha ... oh ... etc. And on that totally non-clichéd and unfunny note we'll leave it there, hoping for something, anything, to happen between now and tomorrow. Stoopid Interlulls.]]>
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