Arses T&Cs

The Arses are a comment system designed to allow people to respond to daily posts and carry on various football, non-football and tremendously gay chat.

Everyone is welcome to use the Arses but please note that by using the Arses you accept and agree to the following terms and conditions.

  • You and you alone are responsible for the comments you make. Arseblog.com takes no responsibility for any comments, especially those that are slanderous, libelous or otherwise offensive to anyone. Even Jesus. Especially Jesus.
  • Your IP address is logged at all times and while Arseblog.com respects your privacy if it looks like we might get in the shit for something you said we’ll hand over your IP address and any other information that might get us out of trouble. We’ll sing like a fucking canary and no mistake.
  • You are expected to swear and curse and have a good time but if your sole intention is to piss off other Arsers we will ban you without warning. Fans of other clubs are also welcome but the same applies to you. If you want to talk about football then come on in. If you want to bitch or moan or nark about a decision in a game when we beat you or crow about something you did when you beat us then do us all a favour and fuck off. You won’t last long.
  • Do not use racist language. Do not use the word ‘yid’ to talk about Sp*rs.
  • Any original material produced on the Arses instantly becomes the copyright of Arseblog.com and may be used to pad out a ‘Best of Arseblog Christmas DVD’ or something.
  • Any pimping of your own webstite/blog will be deleted without comment. If you want to comment that’s fine, there’s space for you to leave your website address and people can click if they want, but posting stuff like ‘Check out my site for X Article about Z player’ will be removed.

It’s not too difficult, is it?

If you would like further clarification on these T&C a downloadable 64 page booklet is available to download here.

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