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Born HIGHBURY 1886. Harrow; Oxford; The Guards, Woolwich; Highbury; The Emirates.
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Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
Back in the 40s, we decided here at Gentleman Towers to undertake some minor home improvements. When I say ‘we’ I mean Mrs. Gent decided...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
I bid you good day from a grey and drizzly London. As I stare across my library, ignoring the prostate bodies of debutantes and bright...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
Think upon the efforts of perhaps the greatest climber that has ever lived, Mr. Reinhold Messner. This chap was the first to conquer all 14...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
‘Good’ afternoon.
There have been many puzzling weeks in the history of Arsenal. There was the week that the first team were all given amphetamines before...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
Well what a harum scarum 90 minutes that was against Mr. Rodgers’ Anfield Comedians, was it not? With both Lord Peregrine Meatlocker and Larry Costerley...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
What a curious week. As summer enters its Rooney period – that is not as good as it once was, and now bloated and ageing,...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
Felicitations and salutations, chums! How do you do? Seems like simply yonks since my type reached your peepers, and much has happened since then. Not...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
First we consider the matter of the Football Association’s Crock of Shit first: that is, the charging of Monsieur Jacques for his utterances upon the...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
Firstly, let us behold Mr. Michael Owen, the Chester Chump, a man who cannot, it seem, predict which foot will tread after his left. An...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
I once ventured on a safari in Swaziland. Do you know of Swaziland? The land of the Swazis? From where the Swazis come? Surely you...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
Only one event on which to report this fine Friday. Tottenham Hotspur of the Home Counties, truly the Nigel Farage of English football, abjectly failed...
Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review
It's going to happen
Chelsea are going to win the English League this year and we all know it. Who would have thought that back in...
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