Thursday, March 28, 2024

Tim Stillman - Page 53

Bedroom blogger and professional Arsenal fan. Victory through sanctimony.
676 Posts

Can’t pull the wool down

So the season is over and another summer is upon us. It’s been here for four days and already I’m bored of it. As Mick...

Scott Tenorman must die

Such is the trepidation that third place is being regarded with by ourselves, Spurs, Newcastle and Chelsea, one wonders if hasn’t been contaminated with some...

Uncomfortable steamers

Last week I wrote about my perception that results become more variable at this stage of the season, as pressure and fatigue begin to lay...

More fat cloggers please

Predicting results at this stage of the season becomes something of a fool’s errand. Easter time has always thrown up shock results. The only surprise...

Video’d kill the referee tsar

It’s been a week to get the pulses racing. If the deserved late win against Mercenary City was a night out at a strip club...

Hollywood beyond

We’re very much in the home straight now. The yellow tape is well in sight on the horizon and we know exactly what we have...

The sound of the crowd

In my time writing this column, I don’t ever recall such difficulty in thinking up material to fill my remit. It’s quite absurd when you...

Frankly, Mr Shankly, you’re wrong

One of my favourite things about football is the extent to which it constantly confounds finite conclusions. We’re all guilty of it to varying degrees....

Drink from the goblet of our Arse

It’s a precarious and inexact science is football. The lines are so often wafer thin between glory and disaster. I’m talking Steve Mcmanaman’s forearms thin....

Aaaaaaadriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!

Ordinarily I’m not a huge believer in heroic defeats. For instance, last season’s first leg win over Barcelona is widely viewed as one of our...

Boys keep swinging

This time last week, I was gazing firmly at my navel. Peering mournfully through black eyeliner at the poetry of Sylvia Plath whilst listening to...

What difference does it make?

Another week, another disappointment. I undertook this column the week before the Carling Cup Final last February and it’s kind of felt like I’ve been...

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