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Born HIGHBURY 1886. Harrow; Oxford; The Guards, Woolwich; Highbury; The Emirates.
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Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

“Spring is the time of plans and projects,” wrote Leo Tolstoy in his novel Anna Karenina. Do you, dear Arsenal fan, detect a different fragrance on...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

REASONS FOR THE CURRENT ABSOLUTE BLOODY BOLLOCKS UP AT WOOLWICH ARSENAL DEFENCE It’s the worst defence we’ve had in some years. That Larry Costerley, a 33-year old-who...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

This week the Gent hands over his column inches to a new man ... -- Hello, I’m Dennis Suarez. You may remember me from such movies as...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

Friends. It may not have escaped your notice that as a country, the United Kingdom, and in particular England, is in the throes of an...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

"If a soldier does not see the logic he will not perform as well or be as obedient. A soldier must be convinced, otherwise discipline...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

*Please note: This missive was sent by Pony Express before the 2-0 win over Chelsea, but was held up by a carriage transporting compressed tinned...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

As an evil shareholder in a number of exploitative businesses, and the inspiration for the humorous character Mr. Burns from Yankee animation The Simpsons, I...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

The Webbley Conundrum As I sit here exhuming the dinner corpse* in the corner of my dark and fetid drawing room, surrounded by shimmering discarded tinsel,...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

I did not watch the League Cup tie this Wednesday last, preferring to preferring a night supping chilled Negroni cocktails in Kensington with the Duke...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

This week: The Unconvincing but Unbeaten Run goes on, Chelsea in racism shocker, Tottenham Hotspur celebrate winning their World Cup, cogitations on the Chapman Derby...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

I have utilised my connections in British Intelligence this week and have intercepted three pieces of important incoming correspondence to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club which...

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

ALL HAIL SAINT BERNARD One day soon, dear friends, this unbeaten run, which currently feels like a string of defeats, is going to come to an...

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