There’s some stuff about Theo if you’re really interested. And some stuff about some bloke called M’Bia whose name you can’t even make a good anagram of. Apart from that it’s pure, unadulterated Interlull.
When will this torture end? Why must they inflict this upon us. Is a World Cup every four years really worth it? Can’t they just do a draw or something? That would give teams that never qualify a chance. Or, in interests of fairness, give really shit teams a three of four goal head start. That would make life a bit more difficult for the big boys as they grind out one goal wins over countries whose best footballer is also a postman and the leading cardiac surgeon in his spare time.
Gah, I just want it to be over so we can all go back to being miserable about Arsenal rather than miserable about the lack of Arsenal. We could play a game to pass the time though.
“I spy with my little eye something being with I”.
“Is it Interlull?”
“Yes. Your turn”.
“I spy with my little eye something being with I”.
“Interlull?”
“Correct”.
“I spy with my little eye something being with I”.
“Interlull”.
*weeps*