Boilk is the noise you make when you wake up after being out on the piss the night before.It’s kind of like a burp except it’s all wet and it consists of 99% alcohol fumes mixed with whatever fast food you scoffed like a pig on the way home, like a kebab or a battered sausage and chips.
It’s better written down at the start of a blog entry. See example below
*boilk*
Well, that was some crazy night
Prefixes may be added to signify that you have gone beyond the normal *boilk*, such as:
Hyper, super, monster or mega. Example:
*Megaboilk*
Christ, whose idea was it to get pints of Jaegermeister?
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