Tim Stillman - Page 50
Bedroom blogger and professional Arsenal fan. Victory through sanctimony.
680 Posts
Singing for your supper
Having accepted that advancement to the quarter finals of the Champions League was an impossibility, I got what I wanted out of the trip to...
Prepare thy pants
It’s difficult to imagine that there’s been a more keenly awaited North London derby since April 2004. From the neutral perspective, the ingredients for a...
Cereal offender
As weeks go, this one has been a bit like finding out that you’re related to John Terry. Two distinctly different, yet equally disappointing cup...
The week that was, so it was
Stoke City are a cynical and rather brutal side managed by a perma-tracksuited hoof merchant. In that respect, Stoke were the perfect preparation for the...
A bit of grit
The 8-0 demolition of Stoke that I envisaged did not quite materialise. Then again, neither did my frequent daydream of Arsene Wenger dancing the watusi...
Slightly damp powder
You’ll recall that in last week’s column, that I gently suggested Olivier Giroud and Theo Walcott ought to be scoring crucial goals more often. Especially...
Elegantly wasteful
If ever a week neatly summarised Arsenal’s season so far it has been this one. Listless, insipid and gripped with fear in the first half...
Wilshere changes the game and changes the game
As with most Champions League dwelling clubs, we Arsenal fans have been spoiled over the years by the quality of player we have borne witness...
Snarling short and curlies
In footballing circles, the Christmas period is always talked about as being unusually hectic. In reality, when one glimpses the eight games Arsenal (potentially) stand...
Slow, slow, [something something] slow
From feast to famine as the old adage has it. After a delightfully excessive and fattening 7-3 win over Newcastle, Arsenal promptly swore off the...
Travel brochures and bullshit tsunamis
I carry on my person a small notebook which services my blogging efforts. As a sufferer of dyspraxia, I have a short term memory that...
Euro vision
In recent weeks I’ve written extensively about the mood of the Arsenal crowd, especially at away matches. (Saturday’s game at Wigan will be our sixth...