Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Sunday *boilk*

And God said, “Let there be booze” and there was booze. And God saw that the booze was good; and God separated the booze from the not booze.Then God said “Go Arseblogger and partake of the booze”. And Arseblogger did indeed partake of the booze and the next morning a *boilk* was unleashed upon the world and the *boilk* was good. And by good I mean bad. And by bad I mean painful and bowel clenching.

A happy *boilk* day to all of you.

A quick Sunday round-up should suffice. If it doesn’t then I’m afraid this isn’t the blog for you. For lengthy tales and analysis I suggest some other blog. Like ‘reallylongstoriesaboutarsenal.blogspot.com’ or ‘justwafflingonaboutallkindsofshite.wordpress.com’.

Right, so Arsene Wenger loves Flamini and Fabregas. I love them too. You may speculate on the kind of love all you want but I’ll never tell. They are a bit awesome though, aren’t they? The boss compares them to Petit and Vieira which was a legendary partnership despite Petit only really performing for about 12 months before going mental and a bit crap. Here’s hoping Flabregas can do it for years to come. First thing we have to do is get an NDP for Flam. There are rumours that something is going to happen this month. Fingers crossed.

Adebayor says:

It would be a big mistake to draw or lose at Wigan. We cannot even think about doing that after the win in the San Siro. It will be a tough game but we’re ready for it and we have to think about getting three points in every game from now on.

No arguing with that, is there? Today is a chance to go 4 points clear at the top of the table. Sadly United got knocked out of the FA Cup, as did Chelsea (hahaha, the mighty Barnsley strike again!), because I’d have liked them to have more games but there you go. Let’s get the points on the board and then, when they’re not looking, wipe a poo finger around the rim of their glass, the insufferable cunts.

And that’s really about it. My stomach can’t take any more typing.

Here’s to three points today, more tomorrow and stuff.

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