So here we are Arsechums. We’re now officially in the lull. The international lull. I shall christen it the Interlull.
Of course this should be put in context and we’ve just experienced the Transfer Window Peak, now known as the Tranpeak. After the huge interest in the Tranpeak, which was massively anti-climactic because of the fact we didn’t bring anyone in (a NonSigTranpeak), it just makes this Interlull seem even more lullsome.
Had we managed a signing we would have had a YaySigTranpeak which would have enabled us to put off the effects of the Interlull for another few days as we discussed the merits of the new player, or indeed players, who arrived at the club. Now though everyone is just a bit down in the dumps as we don’t have any football to take our minds off the NonSigTranpeak and the fear that Eboue might be thrust into action as a central midfielder (EbTerror) is affecting people badly.
Nevertheless we just have to make do and try and help each other through these difficult times. The Interlull is like a full moon for football supporters, allowing them to change and morph into fur covered beasts (WereFans). Bewildered and upset they try and find a partner, often attempting to mate with other WereFans whose families disapprove of their union and it is not unkown for the pair of star-crossed lovers to take their lives as they cannot cope with the situation (WereForeArseFans).
Difficult times, I’m sure you’ll agree. I suspect the lullstrousness of this Interlull will be greater than any other in history. We all want to just get on with things now. We’re resigned to the fact that the squad we have can’t be augmented until January but the last thing we want is a load of our players off on international duty. We only have each other though. Together we can muddle on through and soon we’ll have real football back again with the Arsenal and we can all take it easy (RealArseastion).
In a quick round-up of the news that is out there Carlos Vela says he’s really looking forward to making his mark in the Premier League. Speaking to Four Four Two magazine, the Mexican striker (StriMex), says:
In football there’s always pressure. That’s part of the game. I don’t fear it. I prefer to talk about motivation: you want to give 100 percent and I’m just longing to give 100 percent for Arsenal.
And that’s about it. Told you it was a quick round-up. There will, of course, be an Arsecast tomorrow so I shall toddle off, get some breakfast and have a think about that.
Till then.
