Morning all, hope you’re all find and dandy. Only a month till Christmas. I’m sure you’ve all got all your shopping done though.
We have the pleasant trip to Bolton later on and we go there without Thierry Henry who has a neck strain. I’d imagine we’ll play 4-5-1 with Adebayor likely to start up top but with Baptista added to the mix who knows what the boss might do.
One of my favourite players, El Hadji Diouf, has been talking about how Arsenal are scared to play Bolton because we think it’s too cold. What a fucking moron. He also says:
Fans never boo a bad player.
Yes, they do and they also boo complete and utter cunts, you complete and utter cunt. Personally I don’t agree with booing him. I’d much rather we ‘weeeeeed’ him (that’s when you take him to the top of a tall building and throw him off – Weeeeeeeeee! Splat!).
Obviously it’s going to be a tough game but I’m confident we can go there and get a result. Arsene Wenger is expecting a tough game, saying:
I don’t mind if Bolton rough us up — you expect a more direct game than usual. We’re not scared. We fancy going up there, don’t worry. You’ll see a team who are ready for the challenge.
He also hinted that Theo Walcott might start which would be very interesting indeed and although there are obvious similarities between him and former starlet, now at Bolton, Nicolas Anelka the boss was quick to play them down. While they’re both young and extremely fast I suppose the main difference is that Theo isn’t an arrogant cunt with a horrible family trying to milk him for as much money as they can. Did I mention Theo wasn’t a cunt? Good.
In other news Alexander/Aliaksandr/Alickzanda Hleb has been named Belarussian player of the year. Good for him. Arsene Wenger explains why he requested a personal hearing after the Alan Pardew charge despite admitting to ‘improper conduct’, he also admits he likes Watford’s Ashley Young although he has no intention of buying him (in January) while you can read an extract from Cesc’s arsenal.con webchat here (I notice they even have a blog on the main site now although it’s blog in name only. Where are the comments? Where’s the RSS feed? Where is the liberal use of foul language that makes it a real blog?)
Anyway, I’m off to have a big fried breakfast. See you tomorrow and come on you gooooooners!
