Not a huge amount happening today.
We still haven’t sold Cuntley Cunt but we have prevented him from using official club pictures in his upcoming book. That’ll teach him.
Some Sp*rs cunt reveals how he snubbed Arsenal and we’re supposed to care. At least it shows us the boss is looking for a midfielder unless the Sp*rs cunt is talking out of his hole, which is probably more likely because we’re never going to sign anyone ever again.
There’s nothing new about José Antonio Reyes and how he wants to move to Spain/Real Madrid/anywhere else.
Nicklas Bendtner wants to make this season the one where he makes the breakthrough. He says:
Already last season Arsene Wenger told me that this season will be important for me because they are expecting the breakthrough to come. Right now, there are just four or five strikers in the squad, of course I feel closer to the side. But first of all the goal is to establish myself in the first team and then I hope I will get ten minutes here and there.
Excellent. He’s got some work ahead of him though with Henry, Reyes, van Persie, Reyes, Aliadiere, Adebayor, Lupoli and Walcott to compete with.
We got an injury update from the boss about Senderos, Clichy and Diaby yesterday. Diaby apart the other two could be back by October with the midfielder back by November after his horrific ankle break against Sunderland.
Safety has a new column – The Latvian Plumber.
And that’s it. Quiet and frankly as boring as fuck.