september 15th
07.34 – Some comment about something. Possibly about how early it is, or how tired/hungover/sick/happy/unhappy/drunk you are.
Moving on to a link about something, then comment on the link and perhaps make a joke if there’s a joke to be made. If the link is related to a certain player, express some kind of opinion regarding their participation in the next match. Perhaps use a previous performance against this team, or in this competition, to back-up this opinion. Alternatively, disagree with the initial article and use facts (can be made up on the spot facts if need be) to disprove the ramblings of the writer.
There’s bound to be another story of interest, and again you should provide a link and quotations if necessary. “Quotations should be put in italics.”
On days when there is little or no news when writing the day’s entry, it is imperative that you mention how little news there is as this fills valuable space. Failure to mention this makes one look lazy and disinterested. We can’t allow that to happen. If the public gets a sniff of something like that, it’s all over. Over I tell you.
On days when there is lots of news, ensure that as many stories as possible are covered. Leave no stone uncovered to find news. Check the 20+ football sites conviently bookmarked, as well as news services and search engines. Failure to do so will result in beatings and possibly electric shocks to the genitalia.
Now, stop eating your young, stupid monkey, and get on with writing this blog. Commit these instructions to memory and do not reproduce them anywhere.
Sign off.
ps – Freddie.
