october 12th
10.15 – Right, let’s get the Arsenal news out of the way first.
Francis Jeffers scored two for England U-21s last night, one with his left, one with his right. Lovely.
Big Phil Scolari, Brazil’s World Cup winning coach will not be working as a consultant to Arsenal. Who cares? We don’t need him.
And finally, Sol’s shits have slowed to a mere trickle with the odd follow through when he farts. Hurrah.
Now then, there is one other piece of news, not directly Arsenal related, but boy are you going to enjoy it. “Sir” Alex Ferguson is alleged to have indecently assaulted a woman while on his er…goodwill mission to South Africa. Obviously he has strenuously denied the charges with his legal representative in South Africa dismissing the claims as ‘blatantly false’. The allegation was that he ‘touched a woman on the leg’.
Now, for years Man Utd fans have taken great pleasure in singing their ‘packet of sweets, cheeky smile’ song at Arsene Wenger after allegations about his private life when he first joined Arsenal. You might remember the story of AW on the steps of THOF challenging any journalist or newspaper to print the stories, and because they were entirely false, nothing more was ever said.
Still, it hasn’t stopped the United fans singing the song which refers to AW in a most unpleasant way. Now, I’m not one to cause trouble or anything, but it strikes me that a song of our own might be nice. Any suggestions?
