november 6th
08.45 – Last night, just before I went to sleep, I had the most fantastic idea for the blog. It was something that would run and run without ever getting tired. It would amuse, entertain, astonish and enthrall. It would change the blogging world as we know it, and I’ve only gone and forgotten what it was. Gah.
The only thing I can tell you with any certainty from last night is that it’s practically impossible to take a piss, brush your teeth and take off your shoes at the same time. 3 very simple things that just cannot be done together.
Bad news about Martin Keown, he’s set to miss at least another 4 games after suffering a setback in his recovery from a hamstring injury. Old bodies take time to heal, and Martin ain’t getting any younger. Time to BBM (Bring Back Matt). Arsenal look set to field a pretty strong side in tonight’s Worthington Cup game. Gio, Bob, Edu, Jeffers and more all set to start, and we’ll probably see Swegyptian keeper Rami Shabaan for the first time.
AW has been criticised in France for not allowing Arsenal’s French players to go and play in a charity match to raise money from French flood victims. Patrick Vieira played apparently, but AW refused to let Pires, Wiltord or Henry travel over for the game. Quite right too. He says “I haven’t done anything wrong and, frankly, I’m not at all concerned what people say about it.”
Could the Victoria Beckham kidnappers have been Peterborough fans? Hard to blame them if they were, especially when you read this. Oi David, sort your missus out, eh?
Everything you ever needed to know about cartoons here. I love cartoons. You can still see some old faves like Hong-Kong Phoeey and Inch High Private Eye on Nickelodeon or the cartoon network. What’s your favourite?
