november 21st
08.59 – Eeeeeeeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhh.
I hate mornings sometimes. I also hate the fact that they’re building a house about 5 yards away from mine, and for whatever reason, they always seem to do the loud stuff first thing in the morning. You know, like bashing the poxy cement mixer to loosen up the cement, and angle grinding and all that. I am sorely tempted to let loose a cauldron of boiling oil from the top terrace. Bastards.
The gunners away on internation duty all seem to have come through unscathed. Brazil beat Korea 3-2, don’t know how long Gilberto played for. Igors was up to his old tricks again as Latvia won 1-0 against San Marino. He chopped down a player in the box for what should have been a dead set penalty but the ref didn’t give it. A bit like last season at Everton. No idea what jappened in the French game, but no doubt the Arsenal players played for 90 mins + extra time + a mini marathon.
Dennis Bergkamp’s rib injury was caused when he fell and elbowed himself as he landed. The FA are expected to charge him with self-abuse or something later today. He should be fit for Saturday though.
I want one of these. I remember reading that the US post office had pre-ordered a load of these for their posties. Gone are the days of black, cast iron bicycles, this is the future. Although, I have to say, I’d be sorely tempted to Segjack the postman, lock him in a basement and whizz around on his ‘human transporter’. That’ll teach him for bringing me nothing but bills.
One day I’d like to see Charles & Eddie fight to the death.
