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Arseblog: Tuesday 19th August 2003

august 19th

07.51 – It looks as if common sense will prevail and Thierry Henry will not be charged for his over-enthusiastic goal celebration. According to Reuters (via the Guardian), Arsenal will get a warning about the conduct of their players, but nothing more.

It’s only 1 game into the new season, and the wart on the game that is international football rears its ugly head again. Freddie Ljungberg won’t play for Sweden after aggravating a shoulder injury against Everton, while according to Arseweb, Sol Campbell is doubtful for the England game with a similar complaint. Once they’re fit for us I couldn’t give a shit if they never play another international as long as they live.

Chelsea stiffs 3-2 Arsenal stiffs. A Chelsea site report, but it sounds as if Aliadieire and Bentley are doing good things.

Part 2 of the Wenger serialisation (Wenger: The Making of a Legend – Jasper Rees) in the Guardian. I got an email from the lovely publishers yesterday, so I should have at least 1 copy to give away later in the week or early next week, depending on the post situation.

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I’d really love to call in sick today. ‘Hola Boss, I can’t come to work today, I’m sick. Sick of you, sick of your job, sick of your crappy half air conditioned office and sick to death of the shite music we have to listen to every day. Yeah, I should be back tomorrow. Cheers.’ But I won’t.

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