Sunday, May 5, 2024

More absolute tripe from The Sun

Here we go again.

The News feeds are full of ‘Arshavin to Barcelona’ stories based on a the smallest article in this morning’s Sun, which comes with a handy quote to provide authenticity. I have nothing to say about this.

Of course Los Muppetos in the Spanish papers will see this then start running stories about ‘Accoring to the English press Arshavin wants to play for Barcelona’ and it will spin and spiral and … well, you know how these things go.

It’s already the main story on the El Mundo website.

*sigh*

Turkish defender Serdar Tasci (with a funny bit on the c) says he’s flattered that Arsenal are interested in him. He’s currently playing for Stuttgart. I don’t know too much about him specifically but given the whispers I’m hearing the arrival of another central defender wouldn’t be a surprise.

Do you know I am being plagued this morning by the most retarded bluebottle of all time? He’s buzzing into the side of the window that is closed, then reaching the bit that is open, looking out, seeing the fresh air, then going back to the other side to smash his head off the closed bit again. I hate those things.

There was no final joy for Kieran Gibbs and Theo Walcott last night as England lost 4-0 to Germany. That is what you call a paddling. Anyway, they’ve got their holidays now so hopefully they’ll get a good rest before joining up for pre-season training.

There’s literally nothing else happening this morning. I’m off to batten down the hatches, refuse to read any of the stuff about how we’d be better if we sold Arshavin anyway, the ungrateful twat, and enjoy some of this sunshine.

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Till tomorrow.

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