Dear News of the World,
you are stupid cunts. I just thought I’d make my position clear from the start. I really wasn’t going to give you risible story about Cesc being ‘out of control’ at Arsenal any coverage at all but I just thought one particular section needed to be highlighted. You say:
Sources close to the Catalan giants are now convinced the midfielder has set his heart on rejoining the club he has supported since he was a toddler.
Reports in his native Barca claim that his recent spat with Hull officials after the Gunners’ stormy 2-1 FA Cup quarter-final victory have further affected his state of mind. Barcelona are briefing the Spanish media that Fabregas believes there is a witch hunt against him as part of a campaign to drive him away from Arsenal.
Emphasis mine right there. Do I need to point out the irony of what you’ve written? I probably do as you are stupid cunts but readers of this blog, who are not stupid cunts, do not need it explained.
Please do us all a favour and die in a fire, you stupid, ignorant, fuckwitted cunts. Stick to Z-list celebs who you pillory for being vapid and stupid until such time as they contract a terminal illness at which point you build them up as some kind of princess, you hypocritical pieces of shit.
Best regards (by which I mean I’m fervently wishing you die in a fire – or perhaps get burnt to the point of death, then spend years suffering painful skin grafts only to die from a septic infection which turns your skin to a lake of maggot infested pus),
Arseblogger
Back in the real world Cesc is putting the Hull Spitty stuff behind him and getting set for first team action again. I’m sure he’ll be doing intensive training this week to make sure he’s ready for Man City next Saturday. He says:
For me it is closed already – I have nothing to say, I’m very happy, I’m going to play football again and that’s the most important thing. I am not injured any more – I am ready to play – it’s just about my fitness, my match fitness, how it goes but it should be okay.
Having him back in the side is going to be such a boost and with plenty still to play for this season his return is most timely indeed.
Some of our players played last night. Adebayor scored for Togonia and Robin van Persie scored against Scotland. The rest, I simply don’t know and I don’t care enough to find out.
The night football was reborn – Anfield 89 reading reading in the Observer
There’s not much else to tell you really. The clock have gone forward, I’ve got rum oozing out of my pores and now I have to go and eat some breakfast.
Have yourselves a good Sunday. Tomorrow see us break the back of the Interlull and creep ever closer to real football again.
Laters.
