Morning all, as you might expect there’s approximately nothing going on about Arsenal. And by approximately I mean exactly. I didn’t really see any of the international football yesterday so I have no clue who won, who scored, so perhaps there’s some Arsenal connection there. It’s not important though.
I do have a real fucking cunt of a hangover though if that makes you feel any better. I bet there are some of you this morning with a mild hangover or just feeling slightly poorly but I feel most unwell indeed. Me and the Mugsmasher went to some bar last night and ordered two Leffe’s and the bloke gave them to us in pint glasses filled almost to the top.
I was confused by this and he claimed that they had special Leffe glasses which were less than a pint and that if he’d given us the beer in those glasses that we wouldn’t be complaining. My point was that he should have given us the beers in the special glasses then and this wouldn’t be an issue but he refused point blank to fill the glasses to the top. How rude. You can’t give somebody a pint glass of beer and not fill it to the top. I even offered to pay a bit extra if he’d just top them up but he was having none of it. I still drank the beer but it didn’t taste as good as it would have if the glasses had been full.
I see Fat & Orange may very well just be Fat now. I do love the spin Orange has got his mate in the Daily Mail to put on the article. He’s walking away for the good of Arsenal? Yeah right. Like he sold his shares for £75m to a despicable, fat, ugly, Man United supporting Uzbeki oligarch cunt for the good of Arsenal. It’s quite plain that Fat realises that as long as Orange is on board there’ll be no chance of him doing anything at Arsenal so he’s sacked him.
I would still hope that even with Orange now out to pasture (although he could get a high profile job in FIFA!!!) that we have nothing to do with Fat, the despicable, fat, ugly, Man United supporting Uzbeki oligarch cunt.
Right, apart from that there’s fuck all happening so I’m going to take medicine and drink coffee. Five a side later should be fun, fun, fun.
Laters.
