Dear people whose house alarm has been going off behind my house since about 6.30am this morning,
I sincerely hope the reason the alarm was triggered was because a team of killer ninja panthers came into your premises and slowly devoured your children in front of you before torturing you to death with various red hot implements usually found in the back of a traveller’s van.
I hope it hurt like fuck and you know what? Perhaps if your fucking alarm wasn’t so fucking loud someone might have heard you scream for help, you unspeakable, shit-eating cunts.
Burn in hell,
Arseblogger
ps – I’m going to loot your gaff.
Now that’s out the way and out of my system we can get on with things. Reacting to the Adebayor to Milan speculation Arsene Wenger said:
Adebayor is under a firm contract that he extended last year. If Milan are interested in Adebayor, they just have to call me and they will get the answer they deserve.
Classic Arsene that. He also assured fans that Cesc would be at the club next season. Which is good to hear although I wasn’t worried about that in the slightest. It does appear the manager will be going to the Euros with an open mind. When asked if he was looking at anyone in particular he said:
Any player. I’m here with my chequebook. I don’t rule anything out, I can fall in love with any player.
It is so easy to fall in love with a player. Robert Pires, love at first sight …*sigh*… he’s so dreamy. I mean, erm, yes, I know what Arsene means. Shut up.
At the bottom of this Telegraph article carrying the Adebayor story they throw in a line about us making a £5m bid Yoan Gouffran. He’s a player that’s been linked with us before but I don’t know too much about him. At 21 he’s hardly the experience we’re all crying out for and it’s a very tenuous link anyway.
Carlos Vela says his Champions League debut will be a dream come true. How typical that Sp*rs had to go and sign their own Mexican just because we had one. Copycats. At least ours is an up and comer, not somebody who got booted out of Barcelona for being totally crap and stuff. Speaking of Barcelona speculation is increasing over there re: Alex Hleb. They reckon he’s going to earn €3m a year and will pay a transfer fee of up to €15m. So nothing new really.
Ahead of Euro 2008 the boss has picked out Benzema, Gomez and Modric as the players to watch but reckons that Cesc could be the player of the tournament.
Philippe Senderos talks about the upcoming game v the Czech Republic and he’ll be looking to have a good tournament after the way his season ended at Arsenal.
Speaking of that game and the one between Portugal and Turkey later you can follow it with OleOle’s match centre (Switzerland v Czechs – Portugal v Turkey). There’s live blogging, live scores, chat and more. Plus there’s a Euro2008 podcast which is going to built around your thoughts on the various games. For more details on that click here.
And that’s about that. And just as I write those words the alarm stops.
Motherfuckers.
