Morning all,
and thanks to everyone who has pointed me in the direction of an article in L’Equipe which apparently says Samir Nasri could sign today for a fee of around €15m. I say apparently because my French is utterly poo. I used to be quite good at French in school but when I went to live in Spain all the French got squashed in my brain by the Spanish and now the only phrase I can remember is ‘Where is the library?’.
Gunnerblog suggests he’s more of a Hleb than an Overmars but the last couple of players we’ve signed from Marseille have done all right for us so let’s wait and see.
It’s a slow news day so stories like Robin van Persie says he should be fit for Holland for Euro 2008 get some blog space. I couldn’t care less if he was fit for Euro 2008 but I will care if he comes back crocked. Which he probably will. I mean, if he managed to get paralysed from the eyebrows down it wouldn’t be even slightly suprising.
In Spain AS are reporting Real Madrid are interested in Alex Hleb. They say this is double bad news for Arsenal. Firstly because we’d lose Hleb (heh) and secondly because it continues the debilitation of the team and Cesc, having seen Flamini go already, would be much more inclined to go to Madrid if Arsenal also lost Hleb. Pffff. They reckon Barcelona are interested as well but suggest that while the two Spanish clubs are willing to pay good wages for him, Hleb has an offer on the table from Inter worth €125,000 a week. That’s a lot of fucking ice-cream.
Meanwhile Sport reports that the agent of Adebayor and Hleb (who they say is Vincenzi Morabito) will be in Barcelona today for some mysterious reason, while the best story of the lot is that of Sp*rs. Having apparently failed in their bid to bring Samuel Eto’o to White Hart Lane they have set their sights on … yeah, that’s right … Thierry Henry. Excuse me for a moment:
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Sorry about that. You have to laugh, don’t you?
Not much else happening at the moment. I could mention that shitfest in Moscow tonight, couldn’t I? Barring some kind of natural disaster I can’t think of any result that isn’t a complete and utter load of septic goat cunt.
Come on natural disaster!
Till tomorrow.
