Ouch. Why oh Why? Sweet merciful Jesus make the pain stop. And such. It’s that kind of day. But Arseblog isn’t the kind of blog that would not blog just because it has a hangover.
I hope you had a good night wherever you ended up. Mrs Blogs has a friend who had a terrible problem with her back a couple of weeks ago and was given morphine patches by her doctor. I have texted Mrs Blogs’ friend to ask her for a lend of a couple of patches, which will be placed on the very top of my head, but so far have heard nothing from her. I have my fingers crossed that she’ll come through though. Oh yes.
Ok, there’s some load of stuff going on so I’m going to give it you in bullet form. Sort of. Or something. I have no idea how it’s going to turn out. Stop judging me! Right, here we go.
For today’s game Bacary Sagna, who has been looking a little tired, is rested while Gilberto is also absent with sickness/not being injuredness so he can’t not move somewhere else, or something.
Arsene Wenger talks about Eduardo and compares him to Robbie Fowler, but without the line sniffing. He also talks about Kolo’s absence due to African Cup of Nations duty. We will miss Kolo but perhaps not as much as everyone thinks.
Freddie’s looking forward to coming back. That’s fine, just don’t score against us. If you do I may have to hunt you down and kill you. And you don’t want that. And I don’t want that. I’d rather just sit in my chair.
Carlos Vela is now with Arsenal.
Everton want to sign Lassana Diarra, according to the Mirror. Whatever. I’m finding it very difficult to give a shit about a player who has hardly been with us 6 months and is moaning and griping to the press about how he can’t get into a winning side. If we make a profit I’ll be happy enough.
Ok, let’s keep our fingers crossed for 3 points today. I must have morphine patches. See you tomorrow.
Ouch.
