With the North London derby coming up on Sunday it just had to be Sp*rs in the draw for the semi-finals of the Carling Cup, didn’t it? A repeat of last years semi the lilywhitecunts will be out for revenge and such. As those games don’t take place until the new year we should probably hold off discussing them for the timebeing. The other semi-final will be between Chelsea (who beat Liverpool in a turgid match at Stamford Bridge – the best thing about it was Peter Crouch’s spindly leg leap into Mikel) and Everton, so a repeat of last year’s final is a possibility.
Speaking of those despicable blue cunts John Terry has hit out at Eboue’s challenge which left him with a broken metatarsal. See, here’s the thing – if you look at it again Eboue is not looking at Terry and is trying to block the ball. Sure, he left his foot in but I really don’t think his intention was to do Terry. Compare that with Terry’s crude lunge in which he tried to use his momentum to clatter into Cesc when he was on the ground and there’s no doubt in my mind which challenge is worse. To me Terry has been well and truly pulled over, breathalysed and then nicked by the Karma Police.
Speaking of despicable blue cunts and monstrous lilywhitecunts it seems that our rivals this Saturday have their sights set on Lassana Diarra after the former Chelsea man said he felt let down and expressed his desire to leave Arsenal. You might know that one of Arsene’s former scouts, Damien Commoli, is head of football or some shit there and he used his knowledge of Arsene’s targets to bring in top quality players to Sp*rs. Players such as Kaboul, Zokora, Darren Bent for £16.5m and Ricardo Rocha. What a success he has been. Anyway, I’d be very surprised if Arsenal sold Diarra and I’d be doubly surprised if we sold him to that pack of shitbags. It will be interesting to see how Diarra behaves if clubs express definite interest in him though.
We’ve had blue cunts and white cunts and we can go back a bit and talk about blue and white cunts as Philippe Senderos praises the attitude and character of the team which beat Blackburn on Tuesday night. He says:
The attitude of every player was fantastic and this was a great win for us. You can normally say that one player made all the difference, but everyone was fighting and we had players limping at the end of the game for the final 15 minutes. But they stayed on the pitch and fought for the victory. I’m very proud to have been captain of this team and when you consider that Robbie Savage is possibly the biggest cunt on earth that makes it all the sweeter.
And who amongst us can argue with that? Exactly. Mark Hughes said the team reminded him of United’s class of 92 which featured all your favourites like the Nevilles, Beckham, Giggs and Scholes. Which is much better than United’s class of 91 which featured some blokes who nobody has ever heard of now because they’re all butchers and delivery men having been discarded by Demento. Hughes’s compliment was ever-so-slightly backhanded but then that’s only to be expected, what with him being the kind of man that would sign and play Robbie Savage. You have to admit that’s akin to a man who would have sex with a donkey. I’m not suggesting for one moment that Mark Hughes would have sex with a donkey but you know what I mean.
Johann Djourou will return to Arsenal in January at the end of his loan spell. There’s been no official confirmation from Arsenal yet but Birmingham manager Alex McLeish said that Arsene wants him back. Which is fairly obvious considering Kolo and Eboue will be gone to the ACN and Djourou will be needed as defensive cover.
Young Mark Randall talks about his Carling Cup experience and about how there are lots of young English players coming through at Arsenal. I thought he had a very tidy game the other night and he can be very satisified with his nights work.
Not much else happening so I might take a minute to talk about Sol Campbell and the way he has compared the abuse footballers get to racist abuse. Seriously. He says:
There is no difference for me. It’s harmful. They are trying to belittle you and it is downright out of order. I am an international player who has given his whole career to club and country. I think I deserve more than this.
Jesus, he really is a bit precious, isn’t he? I assume this comes on the back of Portsmouth’s game against Sp*rs on Saturday when he probably got heaps from the away fans, but what does he expect? He left a club he had pledged loyalty to for their biggest rivals then went on to win titles and cups. Does he really expect them to give him a friendly dig in the shoulder and say ‘Oh you big Sol you’? He’s mad. To compare getting stick from the crowd for what fans consider to be disloyalty to their club and racist abuse really is pushing it too far. We know he’s a sensitive soul – as his walk-off at half-time when playing for us truly demonstrated, the big, fat cunt – but he should shut the fuck up, earn his hundreds of thousands of pounds a month and play football.
It’s hard to have any sympathy for him at all and if getting some stick from Sp*rs fans a couple of times a year affects him that badly then mabe he should just retire and fuck off somewhere else, the big Mary.
Right, that’s that. I must away to eat and start recording the Christmas Arsecast. I must point out that it may not be that Christmassy at all. Although if I get really stuck for ideas I might just do a half an hour of Christmas carols sung by Adebayor and AWH. Oh yes.
