A Sunday morning quickie, as I’ve got to go play football. What an abstemious Saturday night I had.
It’s all about the Cesc to start off with. Firstly he talks about how Bolton v West Ham sends him to sleep and how comfortable he is in England these days. A perfect antidote to the turgid horse shite peddled by the likes of El Mundo and Sport. Then there’s a piece in the Sunday Times which I haven’t read yet because I’ll wait till this afternoon to sit down and read it in the paper. Frank Rijkaard says Cesc is ‘perfect’, the big tart. Fuck off. Dr Hook should write a song about Cesc, that’s what I think.
Steve Bruce says Birmingham aren’t as good up front this season because they don’t have Nicklas Bendtner. He also says there’s no chance of him returning to Birmingham because Mr Wenger (how respectful) wouldn’t let it happen.
William Gallas talks about how proud he is to Arsenal captain and what he’s been at since he took over. He says:
It’s very important to be friends off the pitch. So I get all the players to go for meals together. What happens off the pitch determines how we are on it. We are all fighting together now. As well as that the players must kneel before a golden statue of William Gallas’ Penis before every game. This way they know how to stand proud and erect.
He may not have said the last bit. You’ll know that I, amongst many others, had my reservations about Gallas being made captain but so far he seems to be doing a good job. I won’t say it’s been easy but I suppose when you’re on an unbeaten streak like we are it does make things less difficult. It’ll be interesting to see how he/we respond when the chips are down a bit and we struggle with a couple of results. So far so good though.
Reading’s Ibrahimo Skonko says he’s been told if he kicks Emmanuel Adebayor he won’t like it. Amazing. A person who doesn’t like to be kicked? What sort of a sick fucker is the Togonator. Anyway, hopefully Skonko (which sounds the noise a giant pig would make when it gets a truffle stuck in the back of its throat and is trying to dislodge it) will be too busy trying to kick the big man to notice everyone else scoring all around him.
Not much else to tell you. Must have bacon sandwich. Till tomorrow, have a good Sunday.
