*boilk*
That is all. Oh. You want more? Can’t just leave a man to his Saturday morning illness and liquid bowels? Ok then.
Well, Cesc’s agent is being a bit of a cockheaded dickmaster, saying:
If we received an offer from Barcelona, clearly we would listen to it. It is the club which taught Cesc everything and it would be a compliment if that happened.
Far be it for me to make Joseba Diaz look like an even bigger cunt but you’d have to think that while Cesc got a good footballing education at Barcelona his standing in the game now is nothing whatsoever to do with them. It was Arsenal who made him a first team player at 16 years of age, it was Arsene Wenger who showed so much faith in him that he let Patrick Vieira leave the club, and everything he’s achieved as a footballer has been achieved at Arsenal, not Barcelona. Cesc himself said he was bored of beating teams 10-0 with the Barcelona academy and Diaz must know that Cesc would never have been given the chances at Barcelona that he had at Arsenal. There were far too many players ahead of him in that position for him to have made the breakthrough at such an early age.
Now, we know agents are a pain in the fucking arse at the best of times but for this cunt to pull down his pants and bend over at the merest mention of Barcelona is tremendously disrespectful to Arsenal and to Arsene Wenger. Also, if Barcelona make an offer to Diaz without first making an offer to Arsenal then they’re breaking the rules, aren’t they? Barcelona’s ‘more than a club’ bollocks instills their fans with this weird kind of snobbery. They’d be the first to criticise Real Madrid for doing something like this but the reality is they’re no different.
One thing we need to make really clear though is that this is Cesc’s agent talking and obviously he fancies a bigger villa on the Costa Brava and a new Seat because he must realise that the best place for Cesc to play his football at the moment is Arsenal. In the meantime he should pull his fucking head in and shut his mouth.
David Dein has assured Alisher Usmanov he’s not ‘at war’ with the Arsenal board which is about as convincing as George Bush saying Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. He obviously doesn’t fancy a trip to the bottom of the Volga.
There’s not much else happening really. There are a whole host of internationals on today and I couldn’t give a fish’s tit about any of them once our players come through without injury. Ireland are playing Germany and it looks like Jens Lehmann will play. Here’s hoping he flattens Robbie Keane a couple of times, that might make it watchable.
So as not to end on a bum note Togo lost to Mali which means they won’t be going to the ACN which means Adebayor won’t be missing for 6 weeks in January. Can you hear that? I think it’s the sound of a young Dane wailing.
Now though, I must away for I have an appointment with the porcelain throne. Have a good Saturday everyone.
