There is nothing to talk about today.
So I will talk about nothing.
Or rather, I will say nothing rather than talk about nothing.
Talking about nothing would mean I type out a lot of stuff about nothing in particular.
Saying nothing means not actually saying anything at all.
But I’ve already said something so saying nothing is now not an option.
Despite my best efforts it seems I have gone down the road of talking about nothing even though there’s nothing to talk about.
For that I sincerely apologise.
Have some fresh arses.
More tomorrow when there might be more nothing to talk about.
If there is no nothing to talk about then it means there’s something.
And something is always better than nothing.
Unless it’s some poison in your coffee as opposed to no poison.
I do not care for poison coffee.