A very quick one as I was playing football on the beach here just a few short hours ago.
*el boilk*
Dennis Bergkamp’s testimonial was fun to watch, in the second half. We saw a rake of old faces and Gilles Grimandi provided the comedy moment of the day with his flying kung-fu attack on Edgar Davids. It was possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen on a football pitch.
Cruyff and van Basten played for Ajax, Arsenal won 2-1 with goals from Thierry and Kanu and Dennis got the send off he deserved. What a shame with all the old players there that former captain Tony Adams didn’t see fit to turn up. He didn’t show up for the last game at Highbury either. Is Tony just too special for things like that?
The new stadium looked fantastic but it’s going to take some time for people to find their voices in there.
Other stories: we look set to offer Johann Djourou a new contract, Ashley Cole looks set for Chelsea and Sol Campbell is still a massively big fat wanker of a cunt.
Finally Arsene has refused to appear in a tribute programme for Alex Ferguson. It’s hardly a shock, is it?
“So Arsene, what do you think of Alex Ferguson?”
“He’s a fucking enormous cunt.”
Not really suitable for family viewing. Must slip into some kind of coma now. Ciao.
