Look, just shhhhhhhh, ok?
David Dein confirmed yesterday that talks with Chelsea about Ashley Cole, the cunt, had taken place. He said:
We have had some very civil talks with Chelsea and at the moment there is nothing more to say on that. He is our player and started with us when he was 16 but now he has turned into a little cunt, the cunt. If something happens, we will see but at the moment he is an Arsenal player. And I am very, very orange.
Meanwhile Cole has not joined the team at the Austrian training camp because he thought everything regarding his move to Chelsea would have been sorted out. Oh Ashley, why did you become such a little cunt, you cunt?
The draw for the third qaulifying round of the Champions League took place yesterday. We’ll play Dynamo Zagreb unless something major happens in their second leg as they hold a 78 goal lead from the first leg. The first game is away which is good.
Curtis Davies has shown his ambition by signing a new 4 year deal with West Brom. Enjoy the Championship, fella.
Now, I have to pass out but before I do I want to pass on the words of wisdon my father gave me. He said:
*boilk*
Later.
