First there was beer. Then there was some more beer. Then a steak the size of Texas. Then some whiskey. Then some mojitos. Then some gin and tonics.
Now, there is a headache. A good World Cup day yesterday. Argentina scored a truly fantastic team goal as they thrashed Serbia and Montenegro 6-0. Any more results like that and the Montenegrans will be looking for independence. Cambiasso’s goal was excellent though and as spectacular as long range thunderbolts with that ball are I’d rather see a goal like that any time.
Then the Ivory Coast went crashing out as they lost 2-1 to Holland. Robin van Persie played very, very well for the Dutch and scored an excellent free kick. Kolo Toure was excellent for the Ivorians, who played very well themselves, and he showed he’s really one of the top defenders in world football. Once again we saw the good and bad of Emmanuel Eboue though. Good going forward but very, very bad with his diving.
At one point he was off the pitch writhing around for a supposed shoulder injury when his team had a corner, needed a goal and needed 11 players on the pitch. What was he thinking? Does he even think? Sheer stupidity which cost his team and quite frankly until he cuts that stuff out of his game I’ll be happy if he doesn’t play for us. Lauren can’t come back soon enough.
Didn’t see the Mexico v Angola game. I’m not sure I missed much.
In other news Tomas Rosicky says Arsenal have always been his favourite club and he was jealous of Alexander Hleb when he joined. The Czech says:
I like their style — fast and direct. Along with Barcelona, Arsenal play the most beautiful football in Europe
Difference is we’re not massive cunts. Mostly. Ashley Cole is struggling to be fit for England’s game against Sweden. He really hasn’t looked up to scratch in the first two games and Wayne Bridge will deputise if he doesn’t make it. Depending on what happens in the German group England could be going all out for a defeat anyway.
And as it’s a deathly boring time the good chaps on the Arseblog forums have created an exclusive World Cup game for you.
Yes, it’s Hideous Cunt World Cup Top Trumps!
Simply download the PDF file by clicking on the image then print and cut out your cards, invite all your friends around and play till dawn.
If you don’t know what Top Trumps or how to play are click here for an explanation.
Credits
Concept: Robert Builder
Artwork and shocking typo: Gael Clichy (est tres rapide)
Post-production and PDFing: Moj
Enjoy. Right, I think I have to go and lie down in the sea. Have a good Saturday.
