March 14th
Dear the new Real Madrid president,
I would like to thank you for your very public interest in signing Cesc Fabregas. You have made it quite clear that he is the kind of player you would like to have at your club as you rebuild after the Galactico project did little else but eat a massive chunk into your bank balance. You didn’t speak to Arsenal about it of course, you simply used the press to attempt to unsettle or perhaps impress a young Spanish player thinking this would be a good strategy to use.
However, I regret to inform you that Cesc is not for sale so you can talk until you’re blue in the face but you’re not getting him. He is the future of the Arsenal midfield and had you been paying more attention domestically perhaps you might have nicked him from Barcelona but then again you were probably too busy buying crappy South Americans like Diogo and Pablo Garcia.Even if you had you wouldn’t have given him the chances we have which have enabled him to grow and mature as a player as fast as his talent deserves.
Another thing you have to bear in mind as well is that young Cesc grew up a Barcelona fan and, you know, playing for your lot, while prestigious no doubt, would be like asking him to eat his own poo. I’m sure, Señor Martin, that even you wouldn’t ask an 18 year old to eat his own poo, would you?
Having discussed this matter in some depth with my fellow Arsenal fans the final thing I’d like to say to you is, and please don’t take this the wrong way, that if you ever open your mouth about an Arsenal player again in a blatant and classless attempt to try and engineer a transfer that you know is never going to happen then I will hunt you down and feed you a tortilla made from your wife’s eggs you poxy fucking cuntbag of a piss-drinking wanker.
If any of what I said remains unclear or if you would like me to clarify my position further please just let me know.
Yours etc,
Arseblogger
In other news Thierry and Fab talk about Paddy Vieira coming back to Highbury, Cesc talks more about the growing maturity of the team while Robin van Persie and Sol Campbell are looking to get back to full fitness with an internal game today. It’ll be good to have Robin back. Finally the first seats were installed at the new stadium yesterday with Abou Diaby making the most of his time off injured by doing some DIY.
That’s it. Till tomorrow.
