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Arseblog: Sunday 26th February 2006

February 26th

*boilk*

So after the joy of Madrid comes the pain of yet another away defeat, although we should be used to them by now. Such is the way of the Arsenal this season. I didn’t see any of it so I’ll leave the comment to others. All I can say it’s a pain in the cunt to beaten like cunts by those cunts.

In a quick round-up of the Sunday stories Sol Campbell has promised Sven that he won’t lose it and walk out on England during the World Cup which is obviously great for England as havig Campbell at the back would be a big boost. Even the quickest player would take at least half an hour to go around his enormous girth. Nice to see he has his priorities in order too. No going nuts on England but fuck the Arsenal who pay your exorbitant wages.

Mathieu Flamini believes Arsenal could have scored more against Madrid, Jens Lehmann faces an FA censure for insinuating that referee Howard Webb was in favour of Bolton, Cesc is cool, while David Beckham says Thierry Henry wants to stay with Arsenal but possibly not if he has a pain in his cunt being beaten like cunts by cunts like the cunts we lost to yesterday although he could possibly do something like score a goal against those cunts to make us not lose to the cunts to begin with. The News of the World say Real Madrid have offered a swap deal for Thierry Henry which includes Ronaldo. Great. It’d be like Kylie being your wife and swapping her for Kathy Bates. MMmmmmm.

Anyway, that’s all I can manage. I have the hangover of all hangovers, no Ibuprofen and little or no hair of the dog en casa. Till tomorrow cunnies.

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