january 17th
Still no definite news on the Walcott thing. It seems Rupert Lowe was off quail hunting then he went on a Fabergé egg hunt before going to a wild party with his friends Tristan, Tarquin and Alistair where they stayed up all night snorting lines of caviar and making the servants play Twister.
No doubt we’ll hear something soon enough.
I’m not sure I believe all the stories about the bid being rejected and the Independent says the Southampton board will discuss Arsenal’s bid today.
Thierry Henry talks about the new signings, saying Diaby is a great player for his age while Adebayor is really good at colouring without going outside the lines and Arsene Wenger talks about Thierry Henry and how he never thought he’d score as many goals as he has.
Apart from that there is bugger all going on so that’s it for today. I don’t have time to make stuff up and flesh out the stories that are already there. I’m sorry but I have a life, such as it is. I’m not merely here for your entertainment you know. Now, if I were to win the lottery I could hire someone to either make stuff up for me or to go about my normal day to day business so I had time to make stuff up. It’s quite disgraceful that I haven’t won it yet.
I’m off to see my MEP.
