november 4th
Brief blog this morning. Jose Mourinho has offered to apologise to Arsene Wenger if Arsene Wenger apologises for making him spend all his time making a 120 page scrapbook filled with AW’s witty quotes. He says “If he is ready to apologise from Highbury about the quotes and quotes and quotes about Chelsea, I’m ready to do the same.”
The only thing I’d send him from Highbury is a plague carrying poxmonkey, the fucking cunt. Earlier AW was critical of the press for distorting his comments saying he never called Mourinho stupid. “Have I said he is stupid? By implication? You have to respect what I say and not what you think I have said.”
He went on like that for a while and quite frankly I have no idea what he was on about but for me life is much easier if I just go on thinking he called Mourinho stupid. I suggest you do the same.
In other news Dennis has been talking to Arsenal.con about the tough tests ahead in the Champions League and the form of fellow Dutchman Robin van Persie who is not giving up on the Premiership just yet. He says “Everyone is saying Chelsea this, Chelsea that, but so what? They have a good squad if we’re honest but we have a good squad as well and will fight for it. In the end we’ll see where we are.”
Sol Campbell, sensitive soul that he is, says the taunts and abuse he receives at White Hart Lane still affects him. Next time we go there he should drop his pants at the end of the game and shit in the centre circle. Then the taunts he gets after that will take his mind off the taunts he gets at the moment.
After Colegate Ashley is determined to do everything he can to make himself look good and now he’s given his support to a campaign called, and I’m not making this up, Give Landmines the Boot.
Considering the injuries those things cause it’s pretty tasteless you have to say. Next up Ashley opens a Children of Chernobyl House of Horrors.
Injury news ahead of the Sunderland game tomorrow sees Jens Lehmann return but Freddie Ljungberg is still out with his hamstring strain.
And that’s it. No so brief really. And thank fuck it’s Friday, this has been a long week.
