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Arseblog: Wednesday 5th October 2005

october 5th

International weeks are dull and do not make for easy blogging. Not much going on really apart from the news that Ashley Cole has had to withdraw from the England squad and looks likely to miss the next month because of a stress fracture of is right foot. I’m not sure whether it happened during the Birmingham game or training with England but it will mean an opportunity for Gael Clichy and that’ll be good practice for him for next season when Cashley buggers off to Real Madrid for a world record fee.

If anyone is interested there appear to be some problems with the Belarussian team, according to Arsenal new boy Alexander Hleb.

Well, as it’s international week and we’re all as bored as fuck why not have a little competition to brighten up your week.

My good chums at harderthansatan.com have given me one of these ‘Wunderground’ t-shirts to give away. A joint celebration of Highbury and the …erm… tube station close to the ground.

Anyway, if you want to win the shirt just answer the following question:

Which of the following is a real stop on the London underground: a) Marble Arse – b) Cuntsington – c)Cockfosters.

Answers to wunderground@arseblog – winner announced on Friday.

So there you go. Please try and remain calm. The excitement of the news stories above may cause heart palpatations and runny poo. Hopefully something will happen for tomorrow. No sandwich today. Pasta and pesto. Mmmmm, basily. Boom boom.

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