october 31st
Oh Monday, how I hate thee. If thou werst a football player verily thou wouldst be the offspring of that hideous cunt Drogba and yon fat head Rooney. Getting up in the morning is truly a pain in the hoop.
Not a huge amount going on. Sol Campbell has denied emailing some Sp*rs bloke I’ve never heard of saying he had his eyes on the ball the whole time while some Sp*rs bloke I’ve never heard of has been arrested for abusing Sol, not in a Wexford priest way though, in the tunnel after the game.
Sp*rs boss Martin Jol reckons Sol’s elbows were deliberate. Little known fact about Martin Jol – one day he was trampolining and astromers kept thinking they’d discovered a new moon.
Meanwhile Jose Mourinho reckons Arsene Wenger is a sick voyeur because he’s always talking about Chelsea.
I think what’s more accurate is that people keep asking him about Chelsea and AW has never been the sort of person not to give his opinion on something when asked – apart from an Arsenal red card. Maybe he should refuse to answer questions but then that would be one less thing for Moaninho to waffle on about the loudmouthed cunt.
Given the day that’s in it how about a real Hallowe’en scare? Are you sure? Ok then, this could be one of the most horrific things I have ever seen (apart from Didier Drogba’s hideous cunt face the hideous cunt faced cunt). Thankfully it’s most unlikely though.
With Sparta Prague ahead this week here’s a great interview with Philippe Senderos. You’ve just got to love the guy. In a very footballing way, of course.
And that’s your week kicked off. Watch out for witches and ghouls and werewolves and vampires. And especially watch out for enormous hideous Predator looking jammy, diving, cheating cunts.
