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Arseblog: Saturday 16th July 2005

July 16th

A quick Saturday round-up for you because I’m working today. Gah! And we’re in the middle of a heatwave.

José Antonio Reyes and Gael Clichy have signed new long term contracts, the Spaniard by 6 years while Clichy has extended his contract by 5. It’s interesting that we’ve secured Clichy’s future and brought in a new young left back from France. Just saying.

Jose Mourinho is sure Arsene Wenger has a new Vieira in mind. Jose Mourinho also thinks everyone is out to get him and that’s he’s Jesus.

Beastwatch: Sevilla say they’ve turned down another bid from Arsenal and that someone else has made a higher bid than us. Our chum del Nido is doing his best to turn this into a saga and it doesn’t look like he’s going to let Arsenal do a sneaky in-out in 5 minutes job like we did with José. He’s just playing around now but what worries me is that Arsenal won’t stand for too much of his bollocks and if he’s just trying to drive the price up he’s playing a dangerous game. Despite some people saying Marca say we’ve agreed a fee the actual headline on Marca was a quote from del Nido which said “WE HAVEN’T REACHED ANY AGREEMENT WITH ARSENAL OVER BAPTISTA“. Most reports seem to think we’ll do a deal for the player in the near future, although we’ve been here before.

My old man bought a second hand Sierra, oooooh Sebastian Viera. Erm. Right. He’s from Uruguay (heh) and he’s a goalkeeper and apparently we’re about to make £4m offer to bring to England.

Pascal Cygan (below the Baptista bit) really ought to put his brain into gear before opening his mouth. Putting to work his world famous soothsaying powers the slapheaded bigmouth said “I can foresee the possibility of Thierry leaving as a result of Patrick’s departure. I’ve heard people say that boss Arsene Wenger wants to sign two international-class players. But if it means losing Pat, what the hell is the point? Patrick will leave behind a huge gap and I don’t see who will be able to replace him.”

Yes, why don’t we just roll over and fucking die, Pascal, you twat. And even if you do feel like that keep it to your fucking self. Moron. Vieira spoke yesterday after completing his move to Juve and said “One player moving will not change the way Arsene makes the team play or life at the club. A club is more than one player,” and that’s the message that should be driven home and if Pascal doesn’t like he can go fuck off back to France.

Right, that’s enough for this unGodly hour on a Saturday morning. It’s blogette’s birthday today. 14. Jesus. Where does the time go?

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