June 30th
Morning Arsechums, I’ve got my G5 back and my new 1mb ADSL line all up and running so things are pretty much back to normal, apart from having to get up at an unGodly hour each morning.
Robinho, fresh from hearing Edu say how Arsenal hve made the right choice by trying to sign him, responded by declaring his interest in playing for Real Madrid. That made his club Santos really grumpy so they’ve slapped a £28m price tag on his head. It does seem more likely that the Spanish capital will be where he plays his football next season.
In other news a court case in Brazil found that two agents, one of them former Sp*rs and Liverpool star who missed an open goal from three feet Ronnie Ronsenthal, had no right to a share in the transfer deal which took Gilberto to Arsenal. Arsene Wenger and David Dein testified on behalf of Athletico Minerio.
Bolton Wandererers, amongst other Premiership clubs, are apparently interested in taking Jeremie Aliadiere on loan. I sincerely hope they rang up and asked and I sincerely hope Arsene just laughed down the phone at that fat, walrus looking cunt of a manager they have. Jermaine Jenas was linked with us a while ago and after loudmouth Laurent Robert cost himself £180,000 by telling us he was unhappy at Newcastle he’s being linked again.
And that’s about it. Keep an eye on Newsnow for breaking news during the day. Goodbye June….
