May 15th
Ooooh. My head. And ribs. Why is it you always get a smack right in the place you injured previously? Barcelona won the league last night. There was much celebration in the form of cava, beer, shots of Jamesons, mojitos, car horns beeping and jumping up and down with complete strangers in bars. All good larks though.
A quick round-up on the final day of the Premiership season. According to The People we face a striker crisis for the cup final with Thierry and José both injured meaning we’d have to go with the old van Persie and the new Bergkamp in Cardiff. Gilberto talks about what has been a frustrating season for him. Amy Lawrence on Sol Campbell. Arsene Wenger reveals that contract talks will take place with Ashley Cole and his wankbag agent after the hearing and the cup final – although the Sunday Mirror says Cole will quit after we win the cup – and speaking about Dennis Bergkamp he said “We must make the right decision without being sentimental.”
Manchester United fans aim to ’cause chaos’ at the FA Cup final because they’re a public limited company and have reaped the benefits of it for years but now that someone they don’t like has come along to buy the shares they’re chucking their toys out of the pram like a pack of fucking cunts. Liam Brady on the final.
And that’s it. I have to try and find somewhere showing the game today. Till later and may your hangover be manageable.
