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Arseblog: Wednesday 30th March 2005

march 30th

The most interesting story yesterday was Freddie Ljungberg saying he might quit the international game soon and let’s be honest it wasn’t that interesting. However he’s since denied the story saying “That is not my intention. I have never said I wanted to quit playing for Sweden.”

So there you go. Meanwhile Jeremie Aliadiere has revealed why he didn’t got West Ham on loan and has said he’s going to talk to Arsene Wenger about his future at the club. “I am waiting to see how the end of the season will be. If he (Arsene Wenger) doesn’t make me participate, I would tell him that I want to leave to play. But I think I can make a name for myself at Arsenal. Besides Thierry Henry there is a place to take.”

The Telegraph reports that Edu is still likely to sign for Valencia despite the departure of Claudio Ranieri. Their sporting director, Eduardo Macia said, “Edu is an excellent player. The definitive closing of the contract will take place in the next few weeks and everything is already solved by his agent.”

One of the Barcelona friendly daily papers called, Sport, yesterday ran an exclusive story about Thierry Henry signing for Barcelona this summer and how Arsenal were quite happy to sell him to finanace a complete renovation of the team – the fee they mentioned was €35m. They also said that Henry is keen to move and one of the reasons they gave was Arsenal’s continued failure in the Champions League. Obviously Thierry has seen Barcelona sweep all before them in the Champions League for the last few years and is jealous that they’re still in the competition this season and ….oh. The whole story was nothing more than a PR job for Joan Laporta and his chums, full of speculation presented as fact and with little basis in reality. A more likely scenario is that Barcelona will sign Fernando Torres from Atletico Madrid.

In other news it should be made illegal for the people above me to drill at 8.30am especially when they fucking started yesterday afternoon but obviously they’ve hired the typical Spanish workmen who prefer to do as much noisy work first fucking thing in the morning so they can spend the rest of the day sitting on their big, fat arses, smoking fags and tut-tutting about how the job is going to cost more than they first thought and it might take a week or so longer than they first advised. It should also be legal for me to go up there right now and punch them in the face. Repeatedly. With a plank of wood. Did I mention in the face? Wankers.

See you when I get out of prison.

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