september 22nd
In the beginning Blogger created the blog and the arses
And the blog was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the Cisco router. And the Spirit of Blog moved upon the face of the web.
And Blogger went to NewsNow and said, Let there be news; and there was news.
And Blogger saw the news, that it was good: and Blogger divided the crap from the less crap.
Extract from the Blogble – Genitals 1:12
And somebody hasn’t been paying attention for this morning I gazed upon NewsNow and it was barren like the third wife of Zebedee. And I did prospect all the highest palisades and deepest trenches of the oceans for dispatch of the Arsenal but alas there was none to be found, like a Jesuit without libation.
But lo, from the mount spoke the herald to respond to tidings of Castillian cravings for Arsene Wenger. Reverend Peter Hill-Wood said unto the Standard “I am absolutely certain that Arsene will stay at Arsenal. I cannot believe he would go there and Madrid can fornicate with the goat of Zebedee’s third wife.”
And so Madrid coveted Sven and there was rejoicing throughout the land. So there was.
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