may 20th
Oh God, it’s started early this year.
Just days after going the whole season there’s a dearth of news. Thierry Henry has given thanks to his team-mates for such a great season, while Lauren wants to enjoy the success before the hard work starts all over again. Is the fact that Freddie Ljungberg is going to play for Sweden wearing a hand guard interesting at all? Nah, it’s not really, is it?
Myles went to see Chomsky last night – “Solitary brooooooothers, is there still a part of you that wants to live.”
So what do I do on mornings like this? Make something up? Invent something? Create my own news? Dream up my own stories? Concoct fictitious Arsenal related headlines? All fine options in themselves, but if I go down that road this early in the summer then I’m going to end up having to fabricate more and more outrageous stories as the off-season progresses, until eventually nobody will believe a word I say. More than normal.
So, the only thing to do is to just bleat on a bit about how there’s nothing doing until I’ve written enough to make it look like I’ve written something worth reading today. Which should be about now I reckon. Maybe a few extra lines won’t hurt, I can tell you about the meeting I have with my school this morning. All to do with results and grades and dreary paperwork things like that, but I’m going to tell them…nah, it can wait for another day.
Honest.
