may 28th
You know today is an even slower day for Arsenal news when…er…crap.
The only thing Arsenal related I can find this morning is the story about Eddie Unpronounceable, Arsenal’s reserve team coach, saying David Bentley needs to go out on loan this season. But then we all knew that because AW said it a couple of weeks ago.
But wait, what’s this? Hurrah, it’s utterly unfounded transfer speculation. According to The Sun, who yesterday quoted AW as saying he wasn’t going to buy anyone else, we’re after Kaka – the player whose name makes children laugh all over the world. There’s not one scrap of real info, AC Milan are most unlikely to let him go after a great first season with them, and quite honestly I think they only made this story so they could use the hilarious opening line ‘Arsene Wenger wants a Kaka up the Arsenal.’
Please, no more. My sides.
Right, this morning I have to go down to the school I worked for and ‘discuss’ the signing of a paper which I shouldn’t have signed, but they gave it to us to sign before they gave us our wages and when we discovered we’d been tricked it was too late. Seeing as I won’t be going back next year, I don’t have anything to lose (except my invitation to the teacher’s dinner tonight). Fight the power!
Laters.
