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Arseblog: Saturday 14th February 2004

february 14th

Gah. It’s just after 8am on Saturday morning. I have a poxy cold and I have to go to work now in a little while. Life bitch-slaps me at every turn.

Not a huge amount going in this early. Arsene Wenger has praised Frank Lampard for not being a useless, fat cunt anymore. Thierry praises Terry and talks about new signing Jose Reyes settling in at the club, while Martin Keown misses the FA Cup clash against Chelsea. After his agent went on a charm offensive last week, saying how much he’d changed and learned from being at Leeds, it seems the only thing Jermaine Pennant has learned is how to get into more trouble than before. He’s been done for drink driving, the fool.

That’s about all there is at this stage. Congratulations have to go to Stevie C for reaching the landmark 50,000th new-arse yesterday at 18.09, with the profound and dyslexic ‘who wil it be?’[sic]. If you’ve never arsed, check out the bottom of each day’s entry and say hello.

Finally, don’t forget you can win a copy of the 1971 FA Cup final on DVD. Just go to this page and answer the very simple question. The prize comes thanks to NostalgicTV and the DVD is multi-region, so readers from far and wide can enter and win, and if you don’t win you can just buy a copy of what was a magical day for Arsenal FC.

Right, work. Boooooooooo.

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