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Arseblog: Friday 19th December 2003

december 19th

08.45 – Is it really only 6 days until Xmas®©™?

Gah. As you’ll have gathered, the shopping percentage has remained static. This means today I have to go into Barcelona to do the shopping. I really fucking hate shopping, especially when I have no idea what I’m looking for. I wish everyone I knew had been kidnapped.

PSG want Sylvain Wiltord to take a pay-cut to come and join them. You teasing cunts, you’re just messing with us. ‘Come work for us, we’ll pay you less.’ Bastards. That’s not much incentive. Maybe we could all send PSG a fiver by paypal. Every little helps.

Nice to see United’s media machine go into overdrive to prevent Rio getting a ban. Actually, it’s not nice at all. I understand the fact that Rio is a valuable asset for Manchester United, but this culture of blaming somebody else and not taking any responsibility for anything is Bushesque. I sincerely hope he gets the full two years.

Other than that there’s little or nothing going on at this stage of the morning. Time to get my shopping stick out – used to beat other shoppers out of my fucking way.

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