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Arseblog: Monday 10th November 2003

november 10th

09.31 – Not a great deal happening today, and once again we have another one of those weeks. That’s right, it’s international week. Great.

Ray Parlour, who is a target for Cardiff City apparently, reckons Sven is right to overlook him for a place in the England side. “I would love to play for England again but it is a big ‘if’. If I did then great, but I can’t see it happening and I won’t hold my breath.”

Chris Waddle bemoans the fact that Spurs are 5 years behind Arsenal at the moment. Not sure his maths is correct. 1961 – 2002 is 41 years, Chris.

Robert Pires“Scoring against Tottenham is always a bit special and I seem to be making a habit of it. I’m becoming really fond of their defence.”

And that’s about it. I’ve recently decided that my life is missing something. Over a few beers last night I figured it out. I need a butler. Look at the difference it would make to my life.

Me: “Butler, I’d like a gin and tonic right now.”

Butler: “Very good, Sir.”

See? Imagine him buttling around doing butler stuff. It would be just great. I wonder if you can you buy butlers online?

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