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Arseblog: Thursday 9th October 2003

october 9th

08.37 – When you arrive at the party, don’t hang up your coat. The shepherd will tend to his flock by the large bishop.

So, Sol Campbell got fined £20,000 for his flick-out blah blah blah. About time they got that sorted. Sol said “I was given a fair hearing and I’m happy with the decision.”

Kanu vows to improve. Not our Kanu. Oh well. Great news that Kolo Toure has signed a new 5 year deal with the club.

England players threatening to strike over Rio? The biggest load of shite I’ve ever heard of. Chaired by Dumb and Dumber (and you can allocate Neville and Beckham to whichever role you choose), they wanted old clam face reinstated in the squad. Twats. They should have been told to fuck off there and then. Since when did England players have that kind of power? The cult* of Beckham is dangerously insidious.*(possible spelling error here Blogger. Please check before publication – ed).

Cannavaro to Arsenal. Not the good Cannavaro. Some web site which has stopped working said we were signing (Insert young name here – ed) Cannavaro and sadly not his older and far better older brother (Insert old name here – ed). Oh well. Jeremie Aliadiere on his debut. Lauren says nice things about Ruud van Nistelrooy and reveals he might need an operation on his knee.

Apparently bid4sport.com have a signed Freddie Ljungberg shirt up for auction with all proceeds going to charidee. Good luck finding it though. I can’t see it on the site.

Apart from that there’s not too much going on. Now I have to be a crazy foreign bastard, ring the boiler repair company and shout at the lady. Should be a larf.

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