may 12th
08.54 – Hmmm….it could be a case of Cup Final blues for Oleg Luzhny and Ray Parlour as they both picked up knocks during yesterday’s mauling of Sunderland. With the greatest of respect to our Ukrainian warhorse, it shows how poor our defensive cover is when we’re sitting here willing him, a right back, to be fit for the Cup Final so we can avoid the dreaded Igors.
Arsene Wenger is confident Arsenal can retain the title next season once we “redress our defensive performances.” Amen to that.
There’s a nice interview with Thierry Henry in the Guardian. “The game against Bolton was exactly what I said about our season. We were dominating. Injuries. Lost it. Our season was against Bolton.” Stupid Bolton. I hate them, their manager, their fans, their fans’ families, colleagues of their fans families…etc.
Slightly worrying from that article was this though “As Henry spoke, the day’s editions of L’Equipe were landing on the streets of north London. L’Equipe’s cover on Friday featured a picture of Patrick Vieira beneath a headline that said: “What future for Vieira?” Inside Vieira spoke of his frustrated passion at watching last Wednesday’s Real Madrid-Juventus match. The article mentioned that David Trezeguet was persistently talking up Juventus to Vieira.”
Stupid Trezeguet. He should shut his beaky mouth, the stick-insect cunt. If you want to play with Vieira, come to Arsenal. If not shut the fuck up. Didn’t see Juventus do much in the Champions League for the last few seasons. One season in the semi-finals and you think you’re the business again? Eat shit. I hate Juventus anyway. I hate them, their manager, their fans, their fans’ families, colleagues of their fans families, their local pizza parlour owner called Giuseppe…cunts to a man/woman/child/he-she.
Do teams still make FA Cup songs? Are Arsenal’s cup final suits really going to be red with a white trim? What the holy fuck am I going to write about all summer when there’s no football? All ponderiffic questions to mull over today.
Here’s a list of the 100 worst Britons. Check out number 7…heh. Some ideas for ‘the list’ there. And who the fuck is Jade Goody? Finally, if you think I write a load of shit, check out this New York Times reporter who spent 5 years just making stuff up. (Registration may be required for that link) Good work, Sir.
