february 12th
08.49 – Jeez, if you thought yesterday was a slow news day….and I didn’t even have any entertaining dreams to tell you about.
Anyway, listen to this: “He [Bergkamp] was very cunning and unfortunately for me, the referee fell in the trap. I had just equalised, I had had a great game and I took this booking as a staggering blow.” Laurent Robert tries to convince people he’s not a fucking idiot, and simply succeeds in convincing people he’s a fucking idiot prone to high drama. “I took this booking as a staggering blow” – I mean really. Did you ever hear anything so melodramatic in all your life? Ponce.
Internationals take place tonight. Yaaaawn. England play Australia, Ireland play Scotland, France play somebody and all we can do is hope our players come through their respective games injury free. Once again we have international friendlies in the middle of the season. A truly pointless exercise, highlighted by Sven’s decision to play the second half of England’s game with a group of young players who normally wouldn’t get near the England squad.
Does anyone else remember when toothpaste used to be so minty it would actually burn your mouth? Why do we have such wimpy toothpaste these days?
Leopold has surfaced from the marijuana haze and put down the Jules Rimet bong to bring us another installment on the all new ANR.
Finally for today, this is a bit freaky. If anything Arsenal related happens today, chances are it’ll be discussed on the forum. If you haven’t ever visited, and you really have nothing better to do, why not join today and join in the intelligent, witty banter (ppppfffffffsss) that takes place every day. You can call people names too.
