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Arseblog: Monday 24th February 2003

february 24th

08.45 – There doesn’t seem to be a whole lot going on Arsenal wise this morning. A few more reviews of the game against Man City. The Telegraph calls it a massacre, and wonders why Richard Dunne earns the wages he does. A bit harsh I think. Dunne was pretty crap against us, but so was that Chinese fella. Maybe it’s not as politically incorrect to pick on the Irishman though.

Some Man Utd fans think that Man City deliberately didn’t play as well against Arsenal as they did against against them. Maybe they didn’t, but it’s exactly the same situation when Sp*rs play us, and then go to play United. They’re full of running and fight and determination against us. When they play United, they’re like 11 half crippled old women. Slow, weak and stinking of their own piss.

Anyway, here’s a new wallpaper featuring Patrick Vieira and Dennis Bergkamp during Arsenal’s 5-1 win.

Liverpool. heh. It just gets worse and worse for our boggly eyed friend. Now it seems there’s going to be demonstrations at Anfield ahead of Thursday night’s UEFA Cup game. The best thing Liverpool can do is get in a new coach, a new assistant, and totally change the way they play football. Even Wimbledon of old didn’t hoof it like this Liverpool team hoof it. Personally though, I’d be happy for Houllier to stay in charge forever, coz they’ll never win the league with him in charge.

Is it not possible for somebody to punch Avril Lavigne in the face? Her pubescent Alannis Morisetterry is really beginning to annoy me now. And speaking of stupid cunts, how stupid do you have to be to dump Kylie for this? From delicious pop princess, to Annie Lennox crossed with Brigitte Neilsen. Poor Kylie, there’s always an arse for you to cry on here if you need it. Shoulder. I meant shoulder. No, I didn’t. I meant arse. I really meant arse.

I did mention this on the forum, but again just looking at my referral logs, 18 out of the last 20 searches have been for C3PO erection card. Can any of you Star Wars nerds who will no doubt pass by looking for C3PO erection card take a moment to explain to me what a C3PO erection card is? Even though you won’t find any C3PO erection cards here. Cheers nerdlingers.

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